diff --git "a/SOCKET_DATA/offensiveyn/train_text.txt" "b/SOCKET_DATA/offensiveyn/train_text.txt" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/SOCKET_DATA/offensiveyn/train_text.txt" @@ -0,0 +1,35424 @@ +jack and jill went up a hill . jill came down , i went up , and blew jack . ooohh ! it do n't rhyme . it just happened that way . +I always said I wanted to come to college & find a white girl bestfriend lol & I got her ❤️❤️❤️ +A man enters a prostitution den to have sex. The first looks like Emma Watson, the second looks like Riley Reid, and the third one looks like Taylor Swift, who does he choose? The fourth one, cause she's dead and is free +How many times have you been rejected by women after asking them out? +What’s a German’s favorite festival? Burning man +tfw when too dumb to even have a chance at providing betabux +The debt crisis and The Lord of the Rings" both have elaborate plots, too many characters to keep track of, and talking about either of them repels girls." +My baby already not playing wit y'all! lol #trillveal #iceteam #teamveal #princesszoe… https://t.co/HnNROUr3nI +ATL 14 BKN 16 Q1 5:58 Brook Lopez makes 5-foot two point shot (Randy Foye assists) P:5 R:1 A:1 S:1 B:0 T:1 FD:8.7 DK:9.75 +Rape Small word. Long sentence. +@seanmtracey hi there! was looking at how @FTLabs uses #graphql and came across https://t.co/w4bLgKxkVR did @graphqleu pop up on your radar? +What you say is true but bear in mind that what a person chooses to wear on the outside is a personal statement of what 's on the inside . +No, Nimoy. My face is clean. Stahp. +I had an amazing teacher in high school. She was only 20 bucks after school, and I got an easy A. +Emily's is so fucking annoying to watch a movie with. Bitch is either talking, making noise, or smacking, like fuck +Jonathan Jennings is a total ride but I refuse to call him "Daddy". +Im so tired of Lavar Ball. Just an idiot making idiotic headlines that @espn just eats up. So annoying #GrowUp +I was in love she came first before my homies like fuck it Im bout to get yo name tatted on me like... +Awful defending from Luiz and Cahill ffs come on idiots 😡 +These niggas be actin like bitches +Why was it always autumn at Auschwitz? Because there were always leaves everywhere +Melinnials have NO idea how to get through the fucking bathroom line. Move it ladies. +like i give a damn wE GETTING SO MUCH NEW SHIT N SHAKING OUR FUNDAMENTS OF WHAT WE PERCEIVE AS REALITY UR BITTER ASS DOESNT MATTER +If you are not getting accused of being a racist you are doing life wrong +on here look in your state. its important that white women speak about it to white men that are on the edge of being liberals or not lol or brainwashed fruit cakes.you can shock them wake them up or remind them. keep it up do n't get down on yourself. men will do whatever a woman says right lol +i spy with my little eye . a father was playing a game of " i spy " with his year - old daughter . " i spy with my little eye . a red toy car ! " the girl exclaimed . " ho - ho , too easy , " the father bellowed , turning over on his side to pick up the small vehicle , " my turn . " let 's see . i spy with my little eye a nice , tight little ass . " " but , daddy , there 's nobody else here ! " " exactly . " +you wore a vest? ew +lrt is cute because they're opposite elements but theyre both companies will come to your house and kill you +Friend:: You're not a man. Everyone will always be able to tell you're a girl because of the way you dress. Me:: (half-jokingly) I know I'm not a man. I should have been born some kind of androgynous being. Friend:: No. You're not androgynous. You're just a girl. A conversation between myself (FAAB androgyne) and a "friend" (cis-male who knows my identity) at the mall, August 8, Florida. Made me shocked, powerless to say anything, like my identity will never be taken seriously. +"""@TheReadClub: Do you think Entrepreneurship is the best way to become successful? #TheReadClub"" no, I do not think so." +Daily reminder that therapy is a scam If you are incel, therapy is NOT gonna help you, the therapist is not gonna fix your bones or make you taller, don't waste your time and money with these damn ticks. +I heard about the romanian gypsies that were on the roundabout in ballymun last year ... 400 of them will be coming back to Ireland and given houses ! +What's the difference between a black fairytale and a white fairytale? A white fairytale starts with "Once upon a time," a black fairytale starts with "Y'all motherfuckers won't believe this shit." +Time to eat breakfast... @LiliKjazz is talking about food again and making me hungry! 😂🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🍞🍗🍤🍳🍔🍟🌭🍕🍝🌮🌯🍠🌽🌶🍆🍧🍰🍿🍩 +I only knock up antivaxxers... Because dead bodies stay still longer +the puppy is trying to hump leo and leo is just like "EXCUSE ME" and now i have a 60 lb lapdog. +I'm picking up a friend at the train station and my phone is dying. This is my hell. I wanna watch Netflix while I wait +You need to be a male model to even have the privilege of buying a woman dinner +Tributes paid to 'Mr Showbiz' theatre impresario following death at age of 81 #Bolton https://t.co/F1M9FVvc83 +what 's the excess piece of skin around the vagina called ? the woman . +Is she yours? +what do you call a muslim with six goats ? a pimp +There is gonna be new USA coin with a black woman as lady liberty Can't wait to start using black people as currancey again +Varsity Wolves will take on @CLaker_Baseball for the Championship at 2:30pm in the Camdenton Wood Bat Classic!! +Sex is like cooking Everyone knows how to, but noone does it like your granny! +My girlfriend the other day was in a park doing one of those races for life When I say race for life she was fleeing a rapist It's how we met +Tucker Carlson: ‏ Does a country have a right to decide who comes into their country and who does not? +my mum shouldn't have told me about someone saying 'I've gained weight' because now I feel fucking bad +Time to make a cuppa. Maybe some toast. Couple of biscuits. There’s that bag of mini eggs in the fridge too. #Hinterland +Yeah, like not start wars. @tnolton2 I'm no sexist but there are some things women do that men just won't. +Question to the Americans here To effect change the tools must be used so: Who is MRM lobbyist, what is MRM PAC, and what is MRM super PAC? +Have you slavs that live in the West ever seen these Western Devils and their obsession with American football . +An R/hillaryclinton Protestor Praises a Feminist that Has Hated on Due Process +“I don’t always betray my country and sell Americans out to global communists, but when I do, I do it from the halls of Congress.” Ryan McConnell McCain Rubio Et al +The sad fact is that this is how he and his Arab brethren would see her kind too . +When jews play GTA do they always have at least one star? +Decided on 5 dogs I want when I'm older but dunno how im gonna choose between them. Looks like I'm gonna have to be a crazy dog lady😊🐶🐶🐶 +WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COOKIES AND JEWS? cookies make it out of the oven +@thegambler21 you are just doing blatant attention whoring now fuck off and get a life already man +can you be quiet for a moment ? [ removed ] +my fucking uni's library service went through some fucked up changes and i lost all access to all of my sources for my essay!!!! N I C E +Oh bitch don't try me I will end your fucking life +I was gonna make an amputee joke But I was cut off +The story on Drudge about Bannon backing away from Judge Roy Moore is #FakeNews +I like my dog like i like my women... Thats the whole joke. Im a chinese cannibal. +RT @destineybleu: People will project their bullshit onto you when they're unhappy w/how things are going in life. Don't fall for it, miser… +U got niggas an i got bitches 🎧 +What did God say when he made the second black guy? Shit, I burned him too +Dani here! I am a math education student at the University of Nebraska and I am working at a summer camp in Texas this summer! #mnlead +"RT @sarahkendzior: The Grab Them By the Pussy Doctrine is going to prove disastrous. You can hear it in his nuke rhetoric: ""If we have them…" +There is just something hypnotic about seeing a woman with cleavage...A regular size woman.Well any size woman for that matter...Women have power in thier boobs. +I'm gassIER denna fk & he wants to be around me. Even after I told him my auntie was visiting. Love him for that but he's still irri. #love +what does a 10 yo and Minecraft have in common? if you dig straight down without looking, you get in to trouble ; ) +I wouldn't mind Muslims so much except for... Beheading Bestiality Female genital mutilation Gay murder Pedophilia Camel urine drinking Misogyny The whole burqa crap thing They never assimilate And worst of all....they don't eat bacon. +The wind today is blowing much harder than it did any of the days I was in El Paso, including the stupid turbulence-y flight in. +How many cops does it take to push a black man down the steps? None..........he fell +Did you hear? We're one of the places to support in 2017! Thanks @gastrognome @ThrillistSEA ! #shopeseattle… https://t.co/EBckkhz4gM +Precision of language asher, yr gonna get fucking released +looking for statistics of how men lost more money than women in divorce if marriage laws are supposed to be gender neutral +Y'all shouldn't be 'round here smellin like babies, especially if you don't have one. Lmfao, put on y'all grown & sexy shit! Leave JJ alone! +why are jews so smart ? forced artificial selection +This is from the backfile of Stormfront 's Advance Scout , which is solely devoted to promoting the organizing strategy of PLE-Legionism . +Yes @Eeshmatic!!!! Dem man that only know how to run up their mouth to girls/women...then talk about how tough they think they are!!! +So a black person finally found where his father was.. In the morgue, shot in the head, just beside him. +Bad bitches from Oakland, she could beeee a model +My meeting with my professor just fucked up my day I hate school so much wtf +I think you meant , Pedro picked a pocket of precious packs of paychecks and purveyed the precious , purloined paychecks to Puerta Punta . +RT @drunksixthgrade: 7th grade bitches <3 http://t.co/USAEZLCs5v +A comprehensive list of things I enjoy * porn * self-harm +Kind of love that the command "go potty" makes leo poop on command. +Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp! +RT @Shaa_Jenkins: If I hit ya nigga , bitch I'm sorry 😈😎 +The Jacksonville shooter had a mental illness Because who the fuck plays Madden for fun +RT @EvanBecker513: @whattheflocka omg you're a nigger. +What's the advantage of kids being at a beach in Spain? When you're sunburnt, it keeps the towels off your legs. +To me: "Dear closed account, As part of our recent work to understand Russian-linked activities on Twitter during the 2016 U.S. presidential election, we identified and suspended a number of accounts that were potentially connected to a propaganda effort by a Russian government-linked organization known as the Internet Research Agency." +Halloween is a busy day for sexist assholes. +niggas bugging if they think my bitch ain't gunna tell me something, HA +My children like whites I have no problem with this question But how we can spread your articles out of ours sites because we already know +Walking into gma's house and she was blasting Luther Vandross from Pandora on her iPad to her Bluetooth speakers in the kitchen. +More proof barry ships not involving iris are racism: there is 0 barry/cisco, anywhere, even though he's the guy with the 2nd most chemistry +My parents used to beat me so hard I thought my name was the sound of a whip +I get more nudes than all you bitches 😎 +adolf hitler and the zyklon factory hitler gives million golden tickets to lucky jews +i do give a crap +(hongbin): jaehwan's not answering my calls. (leo): well it sounds like you really fucked up. (hongbin): WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES +What do you do after fucking the sweetest, tightest pussy? Put it back in the cradle +With it's jihad cornerstone, Islam is a religion that was designed for those that would rather loot and rape for a living than work. +the way she moves around the world You could say I should have known Why you do these things? Got me fucked upon alone. +you wanna hear a joke ? black lives matter +what do you call the kid with no arms or legs ? names . you call him names +Why were the twin towers angry? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane. +Sorry I can't stick to my so-called "break", but I have to ask, as someone on the autism spectrum, does anyone else here flap their hands? +This sub is filled with the most immature and sad people +And when I call her a bitch, I'm not being sexist. I call men bitches too. +If you're an adult, at least there is wine. Sorry, <21ers, you truly suffer the most on this day. +RT @CuhCuhCuh: bitches is twerkin on camera while they kid watchin sponge bob cuh +Dear @espn: Please gag the Commisioner. Has he ever watched a game? Just admitted he'd never been to St. Louis? Walk him out. @NiseiLounge +Smfh boy you sound just like them hoes!! RT @K_forKicKs: Idk why everybody be hating on the Puerto Rican princess +I don’t want my parents to know I am gay Him: so they are those kinds of parents huh? Me: yeah, both my dads are crazy +"My grandfather always said ""if you're going to dream, it doesn't cost a dime extra to dream big""!! https://t.co/LocpxO3xtw" +I have lots of sympathy for women, but I have no sympathy for feminists. +AMA on the "Wage Gap" doesn't go too well +"RT @lovegomezfirst: Why don't they put up a poster that says ""don't be a fucking dick to people""? 🙌" +What do you call a mexican who knows how to swim? Illegal +Well, lets just hope she does n't get thrown onto the same pyre that she wants to burn antisemitic books on . +What did the prince say when he kissed snow white? Dead girls can't say no! +Hi @Harry_Styles 👊🚪👊🚪 who's there? 🍩 🍩 who? Doughnut ignore me anymore Follow me I love you so much. #SignOfTheTimes 💋🎀💋x247,514 +What's the difference between me and my daughter? Dick size +The level of entitlement is unbelievable in this thread on r/AskWomenOver30 about how men are unintentionally offensive. +That or it might be that Blacks have smaller brains and an IQ 15-30 points lower than that of White people on average . +How beautiful to watch Perez go off the deep end 🐿🥜So interesting to see the dems reaction when the jig is up & ALL their lies r revealed😂 +Instead of spending $250 on a bag or a pair of shoes invest in a business and yourself .... it starts with you ! #buildacommunity +Canada is on par or worse than Germany these days for being anti-Nationalist . +I'll never forget sneaking into the living room while my aunt was babysitting AND SEEING A BALLOON POP WITH FUCKING BLOOD IN IT. +I just saw my math teacher lock himself inside his office with a piemce of graph paper I think he hung himself. +"@concealedtrust @CountessSwan + body into the space between the two blondes.] ""I would really love to get to know more about them so I ~~" +"Check up on your autistic friends this month! April is hard for a lot of us bc we're constantly reminded of how people want us to be ""cured""" +I heard Monica Lewinsky is a Republican now The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth. +Why the fuck is Blach not given a chance to throw against a righty if he was gonna be the 5th starter? Strickland with a guy on third is bad +People are offended by Skittles now. What the hell is wrong with this country?! +I'm fucking worthless There's nothing else to see, I wish I was dead +I just told this boy 2 hours ago I'm done with him. Now he want me to come spend the night. & guess what.I'm spending the fucking night! 😂 +you can practice whatever religion you want, but when you start policing someone's personal life and decisions, i am outtie +A tall but skinny black person, and a short but fat Mexican jumps off a tall building. Who wins? Society +this bitch think he care about her talents +"@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Maybe H9illary should sue YOU for libel since you've done all the ""criminal"" things you accused her of. hypocrite" +a black man and a mexican jump from a tree which one lands first ? neither , one is still hanging there and the other is trimming the limbs . +You were born with white skin, like your dad's. You're so lucky. It's too bad you didn't get his blue eyes, though. Maybe you'll pass them on to your kids! +Trying to remove Assad against the will of Millions of Syrians, will mean this conflict will continue indefinitely. +Did you hear about the pitcher who died in a plane crash in the Gulf of Mexico? He had a real good sinker. +Gonna shave my head and tattoo Cthulhu on my fucking scalp +Why don’t black people go to night school? Because they always get marked absent +NASA IS FAKE....W SHOULD BE HUNG O.FAG IS A FAG AND SHOULD BE HUNG SR IS A CRIMINAL....AND SHOULD BE EXECUTED.........I LOVE JEWS ! +We'll never give up ... The jews can keep trying opening our borders and sending their third world minions after the European people but WE WILL NEVER CAPITULATE ... +To me it means that Jewish supremacists will never again allow Whites to have a say . +RT @YoungBuddhaBruh: @WestSideFlee it all depends on the female dawg, usually that's how it is with these hoes but the genuine women fuck w… +What do you call an all black basketball team playing an all white basketball team? 3 on 5 +Can you really call them a friend when all they do is consistently try to compete with u on every little thing 😀 +i have masturbated 23 times in the last 6 days i lost control of my life i don't even ahve the willpower to wake up and go to work anymore, and even if i do i would jsut be a prime representation of terrible customer service what do i do, i don't know what to do, help +Holy shit, does anyone know if this is real? +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/hillary-clinton-big-lie/ … Will Hillary Clinton ever be held accountable? +That so called bff of hers is a pathetic jealous baby bitch +Reminder that you have no value to society only because of your Y chromosome If you were born with a vagina you would automaticly be valued just for existing +Femoids: "Wow he's so handsome and tall he must be such an amazing guy" *gets beaten to death* +Oi @Louis_Tomlinson my birthday it's in May, I love you so much and be noticed by you would be the perfect gift, can you do it plz? 🌹-1.331 +I think im getting closer to suicide each day Within 5 years ill definitely be dead, no doubt +“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” ― Edmund Burke, Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents: Volume 1 Paperback: 001 +Dumb bitches that think Buddha says namaste +Lmao.... These hoes! +@PaulObrienUSA The judge approved the ruling ***today*** you fucking clown. We're not talking about Russia. Or Hill… https://t.co/RX2YjGNemA +Favourite Dustin Johnson may be out of the Masters after he injured his back falling down the stairs today of his rented home in Augusta. +You must be new, they keep getting such cute nurses! I heard a medical student was coming in to discuss my medications with me, where is he? +their report is the very DEFINITION of cherry picking. +I work in a coma ward, but I tell people I’m a farmer... Either way I’m still tending to vegetables +when are "im sorry" and "my bad" different? at a funeral. +Roll tide, bitches +how many anally raped year old blonde girls does it take to change a lightbulb ? i 'm not sure , but it 's more than because my basement is still dark . +How many babies does take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them +Told my 3yr old niece that I'm going to drink her chocolate milk and she runs over and grabs my ears while growling at me +I pray your day has been an amazing one. Remember #God is in control and when you surrender your life to Him, you're life is favored. +Santa says Merry Christmas As he cums in your little sisters ass. +Feminists try to explain why, in a movement claiming to be fighting for equality, men's rights and issues are not allowed to be discussed. +“@BlueEyeBeaner: lesbian pussy taste like rainbow trout!” #lezzzbehonest +Government should give opportunities to all people equally but not a privilege to people of specific castes or religion. +GAB is a speakeasy in a prohibition.. end the prohibition #freeTheInternet #freeSpeech #freeAmerica #freeThought 1776 +RT @matthaig1: I was pessimistic about Brexit but not so pessimistic that I imagined we'd be talking war with - jesus bloody hell - Spain t… +But i wanted to be friends with them too . +what do a baby and a rock have in common ? they both make a loud noise when thrown at a window . +Sam people who said Januzaj was mint and couldn't stop garn on about that shit song are the same people that want Moyes out. Enough said +Teenager Poured Acid on Boyfriend's Penis After a Sex Tape Appears and Goes Viral • /r/news responds. +They call that the Sloppy Swish. +If you listen to Nick Cave's voice, you can tell he doesn't like going up high. Too bad he didn't pass that on to his son. +How to exterminate Muslims Walk around with a squirt bottle of pigs blood and spritz as you please +as grateful as i am for the life God blessed me with, He gave me the worst pair of lungs. i can't breathe for shit and it's getting so bad +Old Tarzan movies , `` Zulu '' , and `` King Kong '' have many such images . +Anorexic girls should just eat. +but please prepare yourself for anything like a nuclear blast or a huge earth quake or hurricane .... shtf in many ways +Ishqbaaz : Anika mistakes Shivaay for Maahi and threatens to kill him https://t.co/bkz41ISVc2 #TV_Show https://t.co/P8hfkisbGX +Man fired for browsing MRA sites, is this discrimination? +...The Revival is here! It's not about The Booty-O's or pops, because the #TopGuys are here on #RAW! #RAWafterMania +Hi, I 'm trying to move myself and my three year old son up to Northern California or even out of state somewhere near woodlands and I am curious if anyone knows about places I might be able to stay for cheap or free or if anyone has a contact . +What is going on with @abc? Watching #Scandal and it keeps cutting during the program for commercials😡😡😡😡 +RT @JayIIuminati: Nothing will stop a hoe from going to the club. http://t.co/UciCSx5Vus +Men giving their opinions............:\ @OliPaterson I'm not sexist but; women playing poker........ :/ +I use to have sex with my sister. It stopped being fun when I found it she was adopted. +yea i thought so when i saw a episode they had a klanmen on there and he was calling jerry a * * * * ing jew lol +"People say I'm a public figure, but ewwww Twitter hasn't verified me yet so all these nasty plebs think they are on equal ground to me." +know those dudes who clearly don’t finish reading an article before dropping a hot take in the comments? that’s literally all of american FP +Here’s a classic: Q: What was missing from the Million Man March? A: Three miles of chain and an auctioneer. +Men are so desperate for women they'll even have sex with other men dressed up a women. +Someone raped my gay son Somebody tocha my fagget +[ sadjoke ] what can i tell my parents , but not my girlfriend " " i love you . " do you know why ? because my parents do n't take what i say seriously . i do n't know even if this is a joke . +4/8/2017 6:00 PM Temp:60.4 Hum:26% Rain:0.00 Wind:5.3 W Feels like:60.3 Bar:29.952 Steady #DamascusMD #wdisplay +.@CityNewcastle how're u capturing Sydney brain drain upside? Huge growth, innovation opp if u create virtuous cycle of talent and employers +#TeamStr8up Io ngoma iko poa, they need to jaz improve on a few things @tmistah @sstr8uplive @iamcheroo +How are concerts and rape alike? The more you scream the bigger the encore +It's too bad females aren't like this any more +RT @JazzRiley: Can't put my trust in NO bitch +What sauce doesn't Hitler like on his steak? Au Jus +What does a black child get for Christmas? Your bike. +What's the difference between pizza and a bunch of jews? The pizza makes it out of the oven. +What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Batman? Batman Returns. +I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go. +This post signifies what most women think of most men +You ever notice that gay people won't answer direct questions about their sex lives? I guess they don't give straight answers. +i just love how creative suicide jokes can be . it just blows my mind . +Do you want to say the N-word and not be rasist? It's easy, just kill all black people so there is noone to call you racist anymore. Everyone wins!!! +Roast Me I need to kill myself and you must give me the necessary motivation. +what do tractors and jews have in common ? they both try to run when the gas is poured in . +The work place pensions advert is pretty bad , anyone seen it ? +What holiday do black people don’t celebrate? Father’s day +My only interests are weed and masturbation Everything else is shit +Do you put Brown above or in the same category as the Marshall/Green/Julio tier? Or is he at the top of the next group? +Bitches get mad when you get the attention they want +Kobe ain't no hoe. +So niggas wanna be bitches and shit wearing flowers and shit smh y'all niggas gay! +How did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia +I think young thug is handsome lmfao . I use to think he was ugly when he came out with stoner . Maybe it's cause I like his style idk 😭 +how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb ? none , they shoot the shit out of the room for being black ! +Another long day & I got to ignore all of you loser #paypigs🐷 tomorrow is payday & you owe me your #tribute #findomme 💸👸🏼@rtp37 @irt4findom +#trumprussia sean spicer is a blithering idiot who will repeat anything trump tells him. +"To ensure that the experience of 2016 never happens again" -Twitter TOLD YOU. +I don’t like going to subway... Last time I went, I choked on Jared’s foot long. +People getting all mad at Racists Getting Fired is my favorite mouse squeak of white supremacy +Why the police should kill Darth Vader on sight? Because he joined the dark side. +Kimani Ichungwa thinks that the more he mentions Raila the more he is viewed as a hero in house of Mumbi. Bure Kabisa! #OpinionCourt +Based Analysis on Male Suicide from /pol/ On the topic of why men kill themselves more than women: >Oh gee I wonder why >Maybe because the society constantly tells them they don't fucking matter, that they're not needed and that they should just stand aside while the empowered women and minorities rise up, treating them like unneeded garbage while they're at it. +Conservative whites really are no better than liberal whites when it comes to race , that 's why things have gotten so bad in the western world . +However los angeles spanish classes chokey unbar he on route to absorb spanish drag los angeles?: NvL +🐼🐸if she's tall?👎👉you can't trust her🙅 Tall👉gals are cheating with guys in 2018😂😕 #Don't_argue_with_me +I don't understand why a simple technical definition is giving them so much of a problem. They seem to think DoS/DDoS == excessive packets. +I'm Pro-Mind your own business! +I'm gonna sleep. I'm not a fucking bottom bitch. We can cuddle, @gothicmocha , but I have to be the big spoon. +.@alisonjhead #PIL Takeaways: 2. Students have most difficult with getting started on assignments: Defining research topic. #cni17s +what is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics ? [ removed ] +What Did The Penis Say To The Condom? Cover Me, I'm Going In. +Can I say that I have yellow fever? +Thanks to @choosechorley @chorleycouncil for a fab evening & ethical buffet from #charity #catering @themillpre 👍#choosechorley +this subreddit is cancer cancer +Look at what #PresidentTrump has accomplished (dig, the #FakeNewsMedia won't tell you) in just six months despite the withering attacks from the #Media, #LiberalDemocrats, #RINOs, etc, etc Now, imagine what COULD be once #WeThePeople make an effort to replace some of the speed bumps for him in 2018 +muslim music festival i recently went to a muslim music festival , and my friend completely ruined it for everybody . apparently a trap remix of " allahu akbar " was n't their idea of music . +where were arya and sansa i fucking hate d&d and i hate this mfing show +"RT @caileejanecek13: ""I don't like him/her because he/she is annoying""; the fucking dumbest reason to not like someone. Everyone is annoyin…" +"@l_stone Mine literally would've said: ""Clara Buckley, grade 10. Professional MTV watcher. Never cleans her room.""" +"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country” -Nathan Hale (21 years old) He was marched out and hanged from an apple-tree in Rutgers’ orchard, near present-day 66th Street and Third Avenue in New York City on Sept. 22, 1776. +Why can't Jews eat beans? It gives them gas. +Where do you send jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration camp +"""When I was in college, me and my friend would go to Jenny Craig to get free meals and we were drunk every time we showed up."" - my mom 😂" +Since everything a man says is automatically true, it must be really difficult for the universe to stay in order, contorting to keep up +What the hardest part of a wheelchair to eat The vegetable +/r/niceguys user photographs & mocks a disabled man on an airplane, and posts his photo on the Internet. +For Pete's sake everything out of @jeffsessions mouth is you have to talk to my deputy 😢 +What turns a “No!” Into a “Mmm...” Duct tape. +I see on CNBC that an expert says Bitcoin is going to $100,000 this year +Perhaps you would like to comment on the link below ? +Hawaii has a weird tradition When two people of the opposite sex share a birthday they are supposed to make love in front of the entire town, this gets kinda awkward when it comes to twins +One day I'll learn to take a dip before pouring hydraulic fluid. Not after when it's all over my hands +Keep your brow game strong with #Arbonne! Enter to win a Shape It Up makeup prize package at #FeistyFrugal! https://t.co/IiwrPpOGJ7 +#FollowFriday @stuffmineuk @cush_kelvins @del_ninyo for being top engaged members in my community this week :) +Top 5 stankiest pussies +Don't eat a Snickers candy bar ... it will turn you into a negro ! ( Also has the obligatory White doofus guy at the end. ) +WTF KEVIN!!! STOP MUTING THE DAMN AUDIO #Wrestlemania +What's the difference between Mo Farrah and Adolf Hitler? Mo Farrah can finish a race. +RT @rihanna: I ain't got no type...bad bitches is the only thing that I like +22' Malone with a lethal cross into the box. The Rotherham defenders somehow scramble it clear before a #FFC player can get on the end of it +How do you make your black friend feel himself at home? Invite him over for a dinner but don't serve him any food +I'm going to use my powers for evil Since i am invisible to prime women, i am going to use this ability to rob and steal from them +Never give the next bitch an opportunity to prosper off of your name.... +What was the most common saying in 1944 Who farted? +Wow I swear I'm gonna cunt punch you +I cried when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog. +Girls are like sugarcanes. Both taste better when molested. (Stolen from an old Sanskrit verse) +Offensive Jokes (Nazi Jokes and Holocaust Jokes) +What's your rating and your female looksmatch counterpart? +RT @IamMrEchols: She eating pussy but don't eat vegetables +what 's the most popular band in japan ? fall out boy +1) @drumbattlejosh MY FIRST PROPER MUTUAL I THINK - too nice - super talented - will 100% have your back - I'm so lucky to be mutuals - ily +"RT @realoverheardla: ""I think I figured out why my dating life is so fucked up. I'm an Aries but my boobs are Geminis.I got them done on Ju…" +Why does the house insist on fucking up when I'm home alone +I'm so so so proud of my bestfriend @savannahneale_ for getting a bid to worlds🎉🌎 you've worked so hard and it's finally paid off!! ily💕 +Nigga just had them crackers on a chase. +Yall niggas stop dick riding..you ain't never been on DA block a day in your life.. stop the tough talk +I fucking hate you, i literally wanna kill you so fucking bad you fat stupid bastard +what did the sign outside the brothel say ? " beat it . we 're closed . " +Please stop reporting the jokes for racism. You don't report Pornhub videos for nudity, do you? Edit on behalf of u/Thatoneguythatswierd : If you report it anyway, I'll just approve it. +Black people are people too said no one ever +When women cry "misogyny" ... Say it is typical that they expect men will let them win the battle of the sexes unopposed. +The best part of a woman is her breasts. That's how I got the nickname "Breast Cancer". I always cut them off. +there was some fucking tea spilled at work today i thought two girls were gonna fight +Junior Minister Pat Gallagher is at the centre of a Garda investigation after the disappearance of nine Bangladeshis . +would you trade your current situation for eggman looks and a 10x7 inch penis? +I fear what our govement been doing may have long term effect on us to a new from of mental illness of even PTSD of Poltical warfar that could be the worse explation but again i see poltical issues calling in people just to decay the minds in the world of there poltical issues and insainty. +Male Friend:: So would you ever go out with [other male friend]? Me:: I'm a lesbian. Male Friend:: Really? I heard you were bi. Me:: No, I'm not. Male Friend:: No man, you totally are. Besides, [other male friend] is practically a girl. Me:: ... Made me feel powerless to define my own identity, and infuriated that my friend thought it was okay to use my gender to insult my other friend. +I'm not even going to lie. This makes me giggle a little bit on the inside. +"RT @stringquintet: @susancrabtree @chrislhayes @tracysefl Your idiotic ""peace through strength"" philosophy has kept us in a state of p…" +Excellence is achieved by doing the right job well, each and every time which is well within our capabilities #leadership #FAST #Leadership +Nerd followers: I'm monitoring hashtag/mentions and sending a statsd incr call for each one. +Every time I go to my grandmas I get bruises on my dick Guess I should stop buying her snapping teeth +How do we know god was black? Abandoned his son never to be heard from again. +Censorship thy name is feminism The fact that just about ever SJW/Feminist thread on Reddit is restricted in who can access, comment or post tells you everything you need to know about their movement. +I wrote that I was confused about the topic of an essay on a quiz and that I didn't know the answer...prof gave me 80% for being honest 😂 +Ya gotta love emo people... If you don't they'll kill themselves and then suddenly you're the bad guy +Outcome #bias The tendency to judge a decision by its outcome instead of based on the quality of the decision at the time it was made. +i painted my laptop black recently . i really hoped it would run faster but now it does n't work anymore . +They say good things have to come to an end but we didn't really use our final meeting for a good spent +Bitch please! You are so fake, even China denied they made you! +Had to put off press photog until today. Now I'm back to frantically cleaning & cursing myself for not having time for a haircut. +CoC - The Shaman: Full Episode (Adult Claymation Series) +What? You're not Mexican. You look Filipino. Trust me - I know what Filipinos look like. +the only " b - word " you should call a woman is " beautiful " bitches love getting called beautiful . +(Any time I see the doctors at my college's health service clinic.) Doctor:: Are you sexually active? Me:: Yes. Doctor:: Is there any chance you could be pregnant? Me:: No. Doctor:: Are you taking birth control pills? Me:: No. Doctor:: Do you use condoms? Me:: Nope. Doctor (beginning to look concerned):: Is there a medical reason you can't become pregrant? Me:: Not that I'm aware of. Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone):: Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy? Me:: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off. +When you see David Gandy in your mums search history the lookism guys weren't lying about him being an aesthetic god +“@BasedChasen: Grandmas always b asking you "Do you have a girlfriend???" No....I got hoes tf you mean” real shit. +What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes up the chimney while Jews go up. +What did the dad forget when he went to town with his son? The lube +i drove a drunk girl home today , and she called me cute unfortunately getting called attractive by a drunk chick is like winning the special oylmpics . sure it 's great and all , and you can tell your friends , but at the end of the day does it really matter ? everyone goes home disappointed anyway . +My entire inbox is filled with replies saying "This is why you're incel." +RT @GreatScottnyc: All bitches is crazy. +If feminism were a religion, who would their gods be? +You can ALWAYS tell when you're winning an argument, especially with Liberal Once they stoop to name-calling, questioning your family lineage, or generally trying to degrade you personally, THEY understand they're losing/have lost and are trying one desperate last ditch effort to demolish you... +Chad can never run out of chances While we never had one. +two nazis walk into an allied base and they get shot the fuck up +Why aren't there any Jew niggas? Coz you'd have to smoke some of that gas if you were one. +Stressing bc I gotta have 3 artists and loads of primary photos for after Easter and idek what project I'm doing yet +RT @SAMMI_boyden: @savanigga oh....I know dude. I just went OFF ON HIS ASS I'm done with that faggot +it makes me so happy to see all of these familes. it gives me more hope than ever that our race will live on forever . +GamerGate is again talking abt sending my employer emails to get me fired. Guys. I'm the Founder/CEO. I look forward to chatting with you. +[Message to all the normies and roasties] Stop downvoting our threads, it is useless, we do not care and you cannot stop the black pills +do you know how christians practice safe sex ? they paint red xs on the mules that kick too hard . +BTW this place is getting so obviously trolled It's amazing people are missing it. +Guys, why colored toilets is not a thing anymore? +My friend asked me if raping someone was hard I said it was child's play +what did Santa said to people this year? See You Next Tuesday!! +So don't fucking tell me you're not sexist because you were parroting sexist attitudes that someone ELSE has to be funny. You're not helping +not all muslims are isis some are taliban and the rest are al qaeda +"""Hey should we put the new chainsmoker album on?"" -Kai ""I don't know, how does getting cancer before noon sound?"" -Akbar" +James Woods Why is Judicial Watch having to do all the work my tax dollars pay the The Justice Dept to do? +The more time I spend on this subreddit, the more I transition into a volcel Maybe it's for the best +What’s the difference between a gay club and a school Nothing really both get shot up as easy as the other +Whats the difference between a dick and a duck? I dont shove ducks up a babies ass. +If women ruled the world My wife "there would be no wars" Because war takes tactics and logic +I painted my computer black trying to make it run faster But now it doesnt work +Why do Muslim countries love tall buildings? because they are compensating for something they dont have. +if bitches wanna nigga, get off the couch and go fine one💁 +What are two similarities about my bass drum and my wife? 1) I love banging both of them 2) Both were bought brand new 2 years ago +Look at y'all bitches only Hmu when ya wifi on bitches +You only live once And we fucking had to be born subhuman +These niggas designing these bitches, they got zippers on hoes +Someone Raped My Gay Son Somebody toucha my fagget +I just don't understand how grown ass woman will let their room be dirty .. +‼️PRANK ALERT ‼️ THIS WEEKS #DolanTwinsNewVideo 💯 MADE ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME I CANT 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @EthanDolan @GraysonDolan 💰21 +[1] On this edition of On Watch, Judicial Watch Director of Investigations and Research Chris Farrell takes you halfway around the world and back, beginning in El Paso where an Islamic terrorist cell has been operating on the Southern border for years, +Someone create the Meme "ShitHole CNN" They'd be the one's to know the difference Thank you +I'm old enough to remember when Doctors had ashtrays on their desks and would advise you to switch to a menthol brand until that cough clears up. +What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer. +Apparently you are not following the many misogynists I RT @Ben_Humes Why is everything for girls or related to girls on Twitter? #NotSexist +How expensive is hitlers gas bill Nein hundred dollars +But did he hold a gun to your head? +"Tf Maggie? You did not just tell Mer she didn't care about her mom because she put her to ""rest"" in a scrub in sink in OR2..." +Oh, those guys were just trying to holler at you! +Look at something that isn’t in your mind Every where is where we find it, Every thing is how we bind it +So funny when woman mock ugly men ha ha ha +If I filled a room with everyone I've had sex with... Then it would be one full daycare. +I only bang girls that are a solid 9 or 10 By the time the reach 11, they start to get bitchy +M: what can I get for you? C: coffee! Hahaha M: please tell me more,I've never heard that one 😑 #baristaproblems #serviceindustry #gotjokes +I like my women how I like my potatoes With the skin off +anyone wanna hang out the night of prom? i don't want to go & i don't want to have a boring ass night :) +I can get a ride to see you some time this summer if that is cool i need to get up with someone in NJ as it is his name is HAL i have talk to him but i want to meet him so when i go to see him I can stop to see you if that is ok +"@realDonaldTrump Commander-in-Chief Trump used Russian ""active measures"" against opponents. Intel House Investigation" +i hope our patriots will throu eggs at them and will say some thing like get out to the jungle or i think our coach will make them to go to the trainnig at minus - 30C or - 50F that they uuuu will never be able to play agane and will fly to africa after first tranning 2508 +I took March off from all things reading and writing related to focus on WEDDING MONTH. Tomorrow is April 1 so BACK TO #amreading #amwriting +I had my name written on a box for a cinnamon roll and my disgusting dirty brother at it knowing damn well that shit was mine +Roger Federer just beat the breaks off that boy. +But on a serious note, it is absolutely disgusting that America went with violence and didn't think twice. I want to help but don't know how +what 's worse than a black family moving in next door ? the realization you live in a neighborhood that a black person can afford . +I wish I was high right now I just want to be chilled out at work and I'm not 😒 a good 6 hours to go !!!!!! +if you had the ability to create a women any way you want, what traits would you give her?. +"And he said"" for the safety of our workers no flash photography is allowed ""bihhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is fucking get out" +What's the best way to kill an amputee? With a handgun. +I plan on making a list of all girls I will ask out, starting tomorrow evil spirits are haunting me again, my day was ruined today, somehow our schedules didnt mash at all and THAT WHORE WENT HOME,but tomorrow is the day, trust me, incelbrothers, tomorrow, i will unleash it all, my eloquence will be heard all over the world, just wait and see +why muslims aced in things they do? because they da bomb +What do you call a fat school shooter? An inactive shooter +@Charcrosby_14 @charlot19321073 @StephenBear2 Do what I fucking like +Ain't no way I'm choosing head over goodt dick y'all crazy +CMV: Feminism isn't the answer for Men : changemyview +This bitch is tryna start shit at Denny's asking us if we took a picture of them lmfao BITCH WHUT +Whats the difference between Jesus Christ and a framed picture of Jesus Christ? The frame only needs one nail +Gozo has eyes & ears & remembers what went on infront of the ministry in Gozo. 1 man inquiries do not reveal stories #falz @JosephMuscat_JM +Help. My girlfriend's breasts are becoming larger. I don't know if she's pregnant or is just going through puberty. +The list of companies for the anti-abuse round table I'm building is growing. I'm excited. The world needs this. +IT'S 8.32 AM AND I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU TWAT. +All I ever see are men with small dicks and no money. 🙈😂😂 #femdom #findom #humiliation #pathetic +Why do homosexuals keep whining about marriage? They should be happy with the rights they have right now. +What is Kurt Cobain's favorite place to sit in a Car? Behind the shotgun +I just love watching parades. Especially through my crosshairs. +You might have plans for a peaceful day of rest and relaxation... More for Cancer https://t.co/UtxnZH15My +Calvert-Lewin just looks lost at the moment. Surprised Lookman or Mirallas didn't start, but can't be long. +You know how how Latinos are... they aren't as motivated. +It gets.... Boring Incel life of work and video games is empty and not like I haven't tried to be interesting but my 5 ft 9 height and barely average face makes me undesirable +I dont joke about 9/11 My jokes just have a tendency to crash and burn +Jesus was a carpenter But couldn't pull a nail to save his life +sounds like their government is doing a great job if they have been able to maintain this in the current situation +i wonder if you know that sometimes he thinks we're safe here ... well, that's just how it is, i suppose +Having sex with someone at work is alright... Having sex with someone at work is alright, as long as you don't work in a primary school. +I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer +Daniel Craig there didn't know the fucking words the melt 😂 +What do miss piggy say to her boss when she called in sick? She had a frog in her throat +Where this brolic bitch at ? Lol http://t.co/c0ooYDnq4M +Lavar Ball is a bitch fuck him and his ugly ass son +what 's the difference between general custer and jack daniel ? general custer stopped killing indians after he died +A7. It can certainly block & blind a reader from empathizing & understanding on a deeper level. #TarotRap +what do the dallas pd and dallas cowboys have in common ? they both ca n't defend their city . +YMCMB always get caught up with strippers. Tyga actually had a child with one. Niggas get rich a buy bitches +Smh hate that hoe +Why are gays and Anne Frank related They both went to a camp +I could smell the liquor , I feel fucking disgusting 😷 +What's the difference between Jamaica and Japan? One has Joint families other has nuclear. +I'm so frustrated by this internet speed. And how the electricity still out after four fucking hours. +roses are red, violets are blue... i have Alzheimer's disease cheese on toast. +Its mothers day, remember to thank your mom for giving you your subhuman genetics Thank her for creating you as the hopeless beta incel you are today +I guess it 's official then , nothing on this planet is k-proof ... +@AaronKeplin shut up bitch +My mom irks my fucking soul but I wouldn't trade her for the world +"RT @visualjeons: pt3 🥀Jeunruto - fails miserably as a ninja -got kicked out of karate class - flop as fuck - ""all i ever wanted was…" +Can the ancient gods grant me @NieRGame for no reason? What if I ask really really nicely? No? Okay, I'm gonna cry in my corner now. +If Dreamers are so good for a country, Mexico would be begging to take them back +What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and A paralysed nigga ? Even the Pope won't fuck the second one +He said mk5 and mk6, everyone has been talking about mk4s. Depends on the engine but if you take care of them they should be great. On the 2.0 tsis (gti and gli Turbos) the cam followers seem to be a problem, make sure they are checked properly +son stop watching my twitter 😂 i hate hoes in my business +Now which one of you is the real mom? +Also another film Wheels of Terror has what appears to be post war tanks in its battle scenes . +American people to have this a candidate would have to shield your face. And there should not your face. And there are +how do you get a gay guy to f*ck a woman ? shit in her pussy first . +Not an answer I 'd expect from a mod . +Every Hispanic I have known is terrified of dogs and do n't like cats either . +Watching the programme on the crash Isle of Sheppey. Some bloody idiots on the roads. Driving 70 in thick fog 😡 +We will soon she a uptake Trump is crazy to get pence as president and pence knows this... patriotic deplorable American's get the word out NOW...#MAGA 2018... +How do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down +I nicknamed my girlfriend Century Because she’s my personal punching bag +they was grown out & just needed a lil shape up 😩😩😩😩 she fucked them uppppp!!! 😢😢😢 +It was terrible accident for me to forget my 3 CDs of Dio, Judas Preast, Iron Maden and Ozzy Osbourne today...😭😭😭 +HRC, speaking concerning @potus when asked her comparison to Putin "hopefully he hasn't ordered the killing of anyone" How many has she ordered killed? +The only thing stopping me from having sex... Is the 7 digit passcode on the daycare door +School official:: "Ladies, separate from the boys and go with Coach ---" Coach ---:: "We separated you from the men because girls don't know how to throw, so that's what we'll be working on here, teaching you girls how to throw before you can compete with the men." During the first day of classes at my public university with a mandatory PE requirement. It made me feel devalued, a little worthless, like I needed 'special' training on a presumably 'basic' skill. I played softball and tennis, two sports which taught me how to throw. But not in the eyes of my college. +Strongly debating stopping by the IKEA in Portland. No sales tax! +"@Tentalia ""Amount of times I jerk off and finger my cunt thinking of being raped is impossible to count.""" +Roommate:: Is he cute? My Friend:: Yeah, if you like dark skinned guys I'm half black half hispanic. I had trusted this friend to know better and I have to think whether I am his "dark skinned friend." +i love bad bitches thats my fucking problem +!!! RT @mayasolovely: As a woman you shouldn't complain about cleaning up your house. & as a man you should always take the trash out... +My uncle is like Clothes. Always coming out the Closet. +Good to see that the folks at The_Donald understand how sexist the divorce courts are in the US +Say what you want about pedophiles but they do drive slower through school zones +zika virus is such a cockblock for the youth . a lot of them wo n't be getting any head . +work on your personality that way if a girl ever talks to you accidentally she might end up liking you enough.... she'll ask you for help with the homework +There was a freak accident at the Vietnam toy factory were a worker fell into a pit of slime I guess you can say he was all gook-ed up +What’s black and screams? Harvey Price answering the iron. +Saw Mozilla and GitHub booths. "HI I KNOW YOU" +"RT @ToeKnee2GX: ""You should just know"" - A woman that hasn't expressed a word RT @IntenseDesire: ""Why you mad"" - a nigga who knows why you…" +so my mom just caught me washing my homemade fleshlight . she said , " make sure you use the tearless shampoo for your little sister this time . " +Watching out for Anti-Whites if you have info on Anti-Whites send it to this site I am sure there are lots of you out there with info on Anti Whites so send it in . +how do you fit jews in a car ? depends on the size of your ashtray +What is the darkest joke of them all? r/N8theGr8 +The wife wants to get a dog to teach the son some responsibility I’m trying to get her talked into something that needs less care like a fish, hamster or a nigger +What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only tales one nail to put up a painting +Because if I slap the bitch she gone go unconscious cuz IMA hit her like I hit niggas. That's how sick I am of this four eyed bitch +Person: Pfft, hell doesn't exist! Me: (With poison ivy) Oh have i got a story for you +I'M TOO SENSITIVE FOR THIS GENERATION WTF IS WRONG WITH MU GENETIC MAKEUP FOR ME TO FEEL EXYREME EMOTIONS FOR SIMPLE TJONGS SOMEHONE HELP +"""Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."" -JFK ""I have words. I have the best words!"" -DT SO MURICAN" +what do you call that useless flesh around the vagina that does n't do anything but lie around ? the baby +"do you know how to kill two birds with one stone?", I said. "How?", asked my pregnant mistress sitting on the 15th floor window of our hotel. +I just love to hear east European women call bingo. Expecially when they pull I-18. +@presh53_ruth @Davewardell @mickbland27 I thi k so but because of security concers they canot say date of realease… https://t.co/TpdTP6llK7 +As an enforcer of international law the UN is useless. A lot of blowhard hyperbole with what for actions? #wednesdaywisdom +Yo @h3h3productions watching your videos and I think someone might've hacked one of yours and changed the name of i… https://t.co/98BUNctKRd +Just waking up. Holy Christ I sleep alot. Anyways expect a vid next week for sure hope everyone understands. +the biggest irony in the world ? largest city in sierra leone is called freetown . +what do you call black people having sex ? a threesome . +give me your penis:) @Zamora1090 @yousko24 @mstfnet3 @Rikeshmaharja16 @thekllrshoot10 @Lucas_ReiDelas @HeadzUpEnt303 +What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Police officers wouldn't shoot a park bench if it was pulled over for a busted tail light. +the one thing you can say about aaron hernandez . . e was well hung . +If the wage gap really existed, wouldn't companies hire women to save money? +So, I just had my family reunion yesterday... It was quite awkward when my brother asked why my wife wasn’t there and why I was sitting next to his daughter... +a man walks into a bar a man walks into a bar . he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family . another man walks into a bar . dies immediately from head trauma . a woman walks into a bar and is drugged by a black man . bill cosby is arrested the following day a dog walks into a bar . animal control is called animal control walks into a bar , and is immediately mauled by the rabid dog finally a baby walks into a bar , part of the abortion . i made up all of this and realize i am a horrible human being . later on i walk into a bar and the cycle of the world continues +I'm sorry normies I'm sorry that I have no friends and like to vent in this subreddit that you aren't even welcome in But feel free to torture me constantly, its ok, I'm emotionally stable like you +What did the black kid across the street get for Christmas? Your bike. +OKAYYY! Watching the @CountryMusic awards and @DierksBentley pants are sooooo tight I can see his junk 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂 +"@PamelaGeller @c5hardtop1999 Did the officer manage to get off a few ""warning shots"" into the perp? 🤣😂😆👍🏼" +If you aren’t enjoying the cultural enrichment demonstrated today by Islam in New York City you’re a racist. +Well they don't see it that way, and some hearing-capable stranger turning up saying "You're all broken" is unlikely to change their minds. Whether or not we agree with them, people tend not to love the idea of being forced to lose their culture/community against their will. +Wish we could just dispense with elections and abandon the pretense anyone other than judges are sovereign in America's system of government. +One guy was hoping Trump kicks out all Mexicans and builds the wall when he himself is Hispanic. People hurt my brain. +I live around western new york and i cannot stand the puerto ricans in my school . +What did the African say when he walked into the ice cream shop? Excuse me... Can I have Ebola ice cream +What's the difference between a chicken and a baby? The chicken is usually dead when I tear it's legs apart and start eating it +After I was abducted by the aliens, I begged and pleaded with them not to butt-probe me. But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my arse and sent me back over the border. +A Kosher slaughter , blessed by every Rabbi under the sun . +Whens the best time to make fun of an orphan? When their parents aren't around. +What do you call an indian woman? [Removed] +What are some good firearms and fitness related users to follow, any suggestions? +I'm boring y'all don't want me , I go to work come home smoke and take care of my kid I ain't shit foreal 🤷🏻‍♀️ +"Somebody call my manager and say you got an urgent message for a nigga named William, ""drop everything, Craig's in trouble, come quick""" +There were three people on a bridge... A Mexican, a Russian and an American. The Russian takes a bottle of vodka throws it in the river and says, "we have too much of this in my country." Then the Mexican throws a taco of the bridge and says," we have too much of this in my country." Then the American picks up the Mexican, throws him into the river and says, " we have too many of these in my country." +My friend asked me what 6M bodies look like as ashes So I told him to go to Pompeii and find out. +Can anyone give me Kevin MacDonald's thesis in a few sentences? +"""I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people."" -Mohaw|as K. Gandhi" +People are seriously mad about a FUCKING Pepsi Ad when there is WORST FUCKING SHIT to worry about?! THE FUCK?!?!?!?! +The biggest normie cope of the day - Part I #Use rejection for motivation. +"SPORTS: Shaggy praised for ""being a bastard"" on personal YouTube channel. ""It's just bad manners"" says witness." +A question: how is it wrong to say "most murderers are men, therefore manhood is murderous" but not "most terrorists are Muslim, so Islam is murderous"? +Every positive step that you take is transforming your being, which brings a peace and joy that is indescribable. You will never go back. +James Johnson, Primary Scorer is such a breathtaking transformation. Outside of Jokic, easy pick for Most Improved +As long as women have a biological advantage, that sport or activity will be undervalued and ridiculed. +Lock this post if you like sucking big black cocks. (BBC) +what is the difference between asians and racism ? racism has many faces +Re: Mom Viciously Threatened After Announcing Son's Circumcision : thedavidpakmanshow +Niggas be frontin for some pussy they ain't wit me!! +I hate when retards on the train take up two seats cause they think it's there living room couch +TwoX found a study proving a gender gap in health-care...In which the male doctors saw TWICE as many patients. +Grummz realized that no one would pat him on the back for not being an asshole, but GG would worship him for joining. @ANDAASONSAN @Shjade +You Anglo-Americans are all welcome to England if you can perform the ' small ' task of riding London of it 's ethnics ! +This big piggy went to Hollywood, This big piggy wouldn't leave girls alone, This big piggy made his millions, While all the girls cried at home, This big piggy has done his damage, than ran away to hide, This big piggy has the Democrats, all sitting at his side! +Dark jokes are like eating food If it's in the motive of an African child it's apparently wrong. +I've not even been in Florida 2 full months yet and I'm already booking a flight home to visit this month 🤦🏼‍♀️ +Why do black people have white hands? Because everyone has some good in them. +NO special investigator they wouldn't be impartial and would take years who is this idiot @TuckerCarlson #Tucker +Did you get this job because you're pregnant? +Why do blac (k) girls not wear panties to a picnic? To keep the flies off of the chicken! +Boy Yung thug is a fag +Well, that twin No.1 is a master healer. Even our own heroes from the medical team can't keep up with his work. +r/incels as of October 2017: If your post is not a meme, the automod will delete it +@fieldofsavages READ THIS SHIT ITS INSANE https://t.co/7uVYzSiAqk +Relationships last longer because two people made a choice to keep it, fight for it, and work for it. #MAYWARDFlyHigh +My day was amazing, thank you for all the birthday wishes & to everyone that made my day, I am truly blessed to have you in my life. 💋 +This entire semester I've thought everyone was coming to this class late... Turns out I've been 30 minutes early EVERY DAY! +"watching someone called ""Xposed"" on twitch and he got a kill and spit water at his monitor and told the guy to ""get off his map"" like what" +White male corporate boss:: Do you know why we mostly hire women as front employees? Because people would rather be served by women. I know sometimes you ladies are having problems at home, but you have to come in and smile every day and be nice to the customers. Other female employees smile and laugh. +Being a short white looking straight guy is essentially the most oppressed class of citizens in the united states I CHALLENGE you to show me a group who has it harder then us +ok i've been trying to figure out what this todokaras thing was but now i..see i thought i was misreading some bnha pairing +Yes exactly , as the GREAT was put into GREAT BRITAIN by the likes of these lads and their fathers and forefathers . +hey im new on this site , what im looking for is a beutifull aryan woman to spend my days with.im in columbus , ohio.looking for my mate to live in columbus or surrounding areas. im 30 yrs old , ( but look 20 or so ) light brown hair , blue eyes.proffesional service technician , with alot of interest. if your looking fr near the same get ahold of me . eric +The officer looks ready to cry. +These people are taking for fucking ever to figure out what frames they want +OWO Bushy wushy smash your pwane inside me wike you did the twin towers UWU +On feminism, it is not. @gimpymuse Im not a #feminist, I'm not #sexist, I'm a damn #Equalist. and My opinion is just as valid as yours. +You wore a skirt to this show? What, are you trying to get raped? +So the topic of pressure to marry, is this a mens' rights issue? +anyway and then we said goodbye to parents and it was so weird like I wasn't even emotional at all im still not emotional +Had a passionate make out session with my pillow last night Coping is getting difficult, boys. +No one cares if seven people were killed in the US #airstrikes when these pieces of trash just destroyed 85 innocent lives. #Syria +Today is the 18th Anniversary of Columbine This was the beginning of incel problems becoming 'mainstream', so to speak. +Idk who this fucking dog think he is talking to my gf like that +What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Whip her in the back +You ever... ...just walk to flex on wheelchair-bound people. +When the new hybrid mulattos reach a critical mass they will not want to be identified as negroes anymore and will seek special status as mulattos . +So i was in America and you know saw a gun shop intrigued I took a look everything was half price Looks like they're starting the back to school sales early +My stepmom fucked my boyfriend So I fucked hers. +But wadhwa just writes off women on social media as being "uninformed" or NOT EVEN REAL because we don't agree with him. +I'm not a ho because I think two men and one woman together is a THREESOME and NOT a TRAIN. #getyamindright +"""In a moment of considerable daring I sketched the dotted line to indicate the trend that the data seemed to be taking."" -G.A. Miller, '56 !" +What’s the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? One blows up the other turns to ash. +I've stick my dick in my gf's wrong hole, "she told me im the dumbest motherfucker she've met... in her 12 years of living." +i suggested to my wife that she 'd look sexier with her hair back . which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient . +If a garbage man takes trash off the streets it's a public service If I take out black people, it's a crime? +RT @Beyond_Fatal: “@_1nonlykeisha: @Beyond_Fatal my bitch bruhhh !!!” My nigga my nigga 😝😜😘 +What's a farmer's favourite activity? Giving the cock some cock (Not sure if I like this or not) +The problems start when you start to accommonadate these people in the first place ! , give an inch and they 'll take a mile ...... +How do you kill 100 mosquitoes at once? By kicking a Saharawi kid in the face +.@MyKeyMoonShine @Grummz i don't think you understand what gaslighting means. but that's adorable. +A similarity between the incel community and the transgender community Both communities are really obsessed with facial aesthetics, and they're two of the only places where people regularly talk about getting plastic surgery to improve their facial aesthetics. +My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that’s a big word for an 8 year old +While it is hard to compete with the success of the white nationalist front under supreme chairman Goudreau , There are groups and a community here that is working to build up a local movement based on positive activism and friendly gatherings . +If you're waiting on a response - and approximately 120 people are - I AM SORRY. I was afk for a week. I will respond soon! +I hate holocaust jokes They’re inappropriate Ann frankly there not very funny. +Why do British painters get so much hate? They are "autistic" +Why do Normans assume things about how we are as a person outside this wonderful bubble we call /r/Incels? +Merry Christmas to all y'all bitches and hoes +"@SpoolandThimble ""I'm fucking hanging up now."" *click*" +dear everyone in the high school, walk on the RIGHT SIDE of the hallway, if you walk on the left side of the hallway you are scum +Fart at a Chinese restaurant? Blame it on the dog +Stop using the fucking all lives matter tag. Sit down and shut up, and read/listen to black voices. THE END. +Everytime I see a black guy, I get anxiety I get afraid that he'll stab or rob me. +.@WayJamesO Yep. The Coyotes. They have an out in 2-3 years. #NHL would have gone to Seattle. But no building. Vegas will get them instead. +I am so proud of this kid! He's gonna do big things. Touring colleges with his team, Playing hard and showing them… https://t.co/XC6l6LqJdT +I'm really into rock music. But I'm really into @jakemiller ... yet I sometimes am in the mood for country 🤔 +i always hated going to church . all the positions : standing up , leaning down , bending over . i wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me . -- jimmy carr +Good day with the fam at Warrington. Although I spent half my time staring at @ScottTagTaylor's bum and mr Hatton 🙈😂 +2 beer queer +I'm a Black Incel who have been rejected over 100 times, AMA +Does anyone have an idea for a Reddit bot that could help you in some way? +Thank you so much for this , one day I hope the next generation is spared from the travesty brought by Public Schools , and private ( Jews can easily fake being Christian ) . +Ellen Degeneres is like a Chinese tourist Whenever something happens she likes to interview it +Oh, you'll get in anywhere you want. You got [high SAT score] and you're black! +"Wow, I provoked a bunch of strangers online, look how MATURE I am!" EPIC trumptard rekt EPIC style !!!!!!!!!!!!! +Mang its kinda not a big deal since she's really interactive with the fans but ahhh I'm not worthy qwq senpai noticed me +Goodnight bitches (with a lisp) +Uh been there done that! a fandom with baby. HELLO!!! Days of our lives.Will/Sonny. Except that was a gay man that slept with a girl #robron +@SamKing7185 @marydsoco @AP @TheAMShowNZ and you expect everyone just to roll over and say - go ahead - dominate us? Like hell we will. +I'm probably going to hell for this, but I thought it was relevant (xpost) +What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese +Hmmmm. not a fan of the Hydroshok round . +"I can say "" all dese bitches bald "" somebody gone get offended at the "" bald "" part and not the B word 🤦🏽‍♂️" +Like I said , the world has gone to the freaks !! +|| I don't want this account to die. I don't want it to be a RTs and food pics account. I don't want it to be an only banter account. I - +jk there's others characters i love, i just don't like eren, which is a problem since he's like, the protag, +If you push a nigger and a jew out of a tree who hits the ground first? The jew, the nigger got stopped by the rope. +Slavery would never happened if... Black people never existed +I would never, ever hire someone with a "black" name on their resume. I wouldn't even interview them."" +Yes, the Americanos even prevailed on the armyless Costa Ricans to round up their European nationals , even European-descended Costa Rican citizens , for a nice Costa Rican concentration camp in San Jose ! +Do I just forget about girls until I get shredded I would like to think I could ask out girls but I'm too ugly so I would be 100% rejection rate until I'm ripped and alpha +I'm clearly tweeting that I like to be left alone and someone is in my mentions saying what I don't get +$HALO book slot & #advertise to successful #investors with over $240 #million of disposable income: https://t.co/smUUWpUL43 #Etrade +Just stop being a hoe God dammit bitch it ain't that hard +easymulch: GWmag: RT TheMontyDon: GW tonight - cordon apples, Lilies, cabbages and kings. 8.00 BBC 2.: easymulch: GWmag: RT TheMontyDon: G… +You're going to Old Compton Street? You want to be careful, it's queer city up that way. +Never give a bitch the impression that u need them +Every day I'm reminded that the most dangerous men are not the "lol women can't drive" crew, but the "I'm not sexist, but" DERAILMENT crowd. +I was going to become a conspiracy theorist, until I heard what the government and their secret aliens do to conspiracy theorists. +Why did the members of the African American fraternity pick up all the red solo cups after the party and wash and dry them to use next time? Because all the members were niggards. +I work in a home and I deal with my patient's parent. His father and I always now and then talk about sexuality. Situations and such and I always thought he was okay with people with different sexual orientations. One day I planned on telling him I, myself, is a lesbian. Not anymore. My patient's father:: "You wouldn't believe this bitch of a lady. I had to go back to fix her AC and introduce me to her "wife"." Me:: "Okay, what happened." (Making his son's dinner) Him:: "It was weird. I don't know. Whatever, it's her decision to be with a women, but why introduce me to your "wife". What the fuck, haha, Well, they aren't married. So, her girlfriend." (In a nasty attitude) Ouch. Me:: "Okay, I meant what happened to her AC. Did you fix it?" +85% of rapes go unreported... That seems like pretty good odds to me. +Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most. - #quote via @FamousWomen +I don't take political advice or care for political opinions from celebs +Another big #HolidayRoundup for Apr 6. #InternationalDayofSportforDevelopmentandPeace #NationalCaramelPopcornDay #NationalSorryCharlieDay +If you are putting bread on a White family 's table , they will follow you . +The "r" in "woman" stands for rights +She has been & is going through & you don't know her mental health so maybe one day when she will kill herself & you were a reason too +“@CiscoAllDay: If you have a different dude every other week you might be a hoe... #js”no your not don't listen to him ladies #DoU +50 plus skittish shorebirds Floyd main runway. As far as I can tell so far all Dublin & bbplovers +"Get help" is the most fucking annoying meme Normies keep slinging this bullshit at me as if in nearly 19 years I never went to a therapist, mental ward, or took meds, haha, fat fuckin chance, it's really fuckin annoying. +If you're white you have no excuse to be incel I have been observing this short ugly white dude for some time now and he is constantly surrounded by good looking girls and slays regularly. +Tyler the Creator is now banned from Australia for "for promoting misogyny and violence against women" (x-post /r/Music) +#pedophillesindc..#childtrafficking #occupygetty #pizzagateisreal #pedogateisreal #childrape #pedowood #bankrupt Hollywood the land of pedophile's children being raped and murdered....#MAGA 2020 +You act white! +When I Think Of A One World Government I Think Of People's Reactions When Social Security System Was Put Into Place Yeah Some Must Thought The World Was Ending And Where Very Nervous About The Ordeal But What Happen The World Kept On Moving +My wife has agreed to play out my schoolgirl fantasy. All that I need to get now is a gun. +Many systems are in reality authoritarian because of human nature 's habit of demanding obedience and then wanting to purge opponents : it is just the radical right philosophy that is honest about it . +For every selfie Zyrros and thegambler post I will take a shot of bleach to my eyes so I never have to see the height of facial inceldom ever again. +p Ryan plays his part well for the democrat agenda, let's face it, what has he done for you and me?👹 +What's the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia? Five minutes. +Alex: I've got a fucking granite dagger in my ass so +Whats the difference between a 8 year old girl and Italy? I haven't been in italy yet. +When I go to just about any Australian city I feel like a foreigner , these cities were built by my own flesh and blood , I should not feel like an alien in them . +Just to ask, if I say black then it’s gonna get locked right? +Well, what were you wearing? +Managed to bag 3 Wimbledon tickets. 😊😊😊😊😊😊 Feels like there is a buzz returning to the club. 👍👍👍👍👍👍#oafc +"I told her! We were talking about moving and I was like ""I've been so stressed about moving but NOW THAT I HAVE A JOB..."" and she just s" +Good comment about why women love (specifically physically attractive) assholes +Why should you never let an Ethiopian give you a blowjob? They'll eat your dick. Literally. +Women Don't Even Love Their Sons They love being in control of a male. +RT @melissalycia: so anyways i hate courtney this bitch is a disgrace for the community +Even straight trans women are okay with men that objectify them as long as they are hot +I was happy to see only whites in that movie , though there could 've been a few jews or half jews there but I would n't know . +RT @itscoleharmon_: 11:11. I wish you would stop being a hoe. +This is why men don't talk about being sexually abused. +All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.” ― Edmund Burke +i havent listened to 1D in months, so now im having a mini 1D sound trip and likeeeeeeeeee… im getting emo af +why do blacks only have nightmares ? because the last one who had a dream was shot . +I was blown away. I couldn't even think of a more impactful way of getting across the point that this is a problem we need to talk about. +Dumb ass fake bitches childish shit!!! Talk mad shit about each other and back to BEST FRIENDS? lmao +it's not someones fucking fault that they have a disability +What is acceptable at the age of 10 but not at the age of 38 Dating a 9 year old +you ca n't blame mike pence he 's just trying to set things straight +The ONLY thing the ATF, DEA, FBI, CIA, and EPA are Constitutionally authorized to do, is DISBAND +What's White, and Black, and Red all over A Race Riot +What is it a black man under 4 tons of coal? Dead. +“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument. +So Sterling bitch gotta he a hoe.. aye she paid and you're...mad? Dont blame the bitch. She half black. +Hannity just gave a shoutout to @gab @a +Toxicity of activism hurts the most well-meaning of men. +What can bring out your inner child A coathanger +The difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy™ is appearance. +How do you spell margarita? +I like it when you call me McSully I like when bad bitches pour honey on my silky body it's not even the 90s +Husband has to work full time because he must, wife doesn't want to work full time "because she wouldn't have the flexibility to take time off" +#Wrestlemania lol see how she reacted when she saw that rock on her finger, she couldn't even locate his lips with her's +the foreigner once there was a man that came from mexico to america , he could nt speak english so he went to choir and learned how to say " me me me me me me . " then he went to the store and saw a little girl say " he stole my dolly " and on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say " big butcher knife big butcher knife . " then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say " plug it in plug it in . " then he went to the store and found the owner , murdered . the police said " who killed this man ? " the foreigner said " me me me me me me me . " the police said " why did you kill him ? " and the man said " he stole my dolly . " the police man said " what did you kill him with ? " the man said " big butcher knife big butcher knife . " then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death . the police man said " any last words ? " and the foreigner said " plug it in plug it in . " +RT @ryancruz_: Travis always on my TL being ghetto 😂😂 +Daddy, why is there a girl here? +I'm not going to hug you. You didn't lose weight...If you want a hug from me next time, lose weight! +Is there a reason why, jew and Hebrew end with ew ? +What would Michael Jackson be doing today if he was alive? Clawing at the inside of his casket. +RT @YAABOIJIMMY: When you hear a hoe talk shit http://t.co/JvX0phe6po +"RT @tsm560: I hate when someone gets all up in my grill and they remind me I now say stupid shit like ""All up in my grill.""" +What's the difference between the cum splattered torso of a 14 year old girl and a million dollars? I don't have a million dollars in my bedroom. +I am literally their harshest critic. I never give them an inch. They've wooed even me and they had a MASSIVE hole to dig out of after s3 +Ive wasted 5 hours today on r/incels Y'all incels are fuckin me up +What's the difference between 15.3 Dead Babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche buried in my garden. +Omgg look at him having fun dancing to Artificial Love hehe. And he pointed to a fan and smiled omg dead 😵😵 #lastRT +the funny thing is that my addiction isn't alcohol, methamphetamine or cocaine. it's something much worse. its y o u. +But it's about ethics in eggs warping facts, right? @anansi234 +If you sweat pussy it's somethin new to you.. +My new favourite quote "Why is that the only people who say that Shared parenting doesn't work are the people who believe that THEY should be the only ones with full custody" +Week 3 Have Nots Where As Followed Jason, Josh, Mark, And Ramses #BB19 +Friend:: So, do you like hook up and stuff? Me:: er...Yes Friend:: You know you're every guy's dream right? Referring to my lesbian partner & me. +Ungrateful daughter finds out she's a product of incest, she now calls her real dad(the one who raised her) "The man who raised me" +batman vs. superman insert repetitive joke about orphans fighting , hope for attention +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 372 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 +Hi Remember the grand piano and open air Lakes concert? It rained but we did it! Made it onto LookNE and Cumbria- how about BBC LNW tonight? +What is the similarity between african women and rotten eggs Both smell very bad +Lyft all-nighter complete. Nobody vomited. I did not die. It was a good night. The sunrise was awesome also. It's bedtime. Buenos nachos. +It's like pornography; you know it when you see it. +J'aime une vidéo @YouTube de @storyuntoldca - The Weeknd - I Feel It Coming ft. Daft Punk (Rock Cover) by Janick Thibault +Take us to whataburger motherfucker or I'll give you 1 fucking star. +I've never had the chance to treat my man how I really want to bc none have been worth it so far. I will make a worthy man so happy 1 day. +You may be a person of color, but you're not black. What right do you have to tell me about racism? I mean, you're mixed, so you're half white! +Fehemorrhoids want the 'Benefits' of being a slut without the consequences +This is why you must always lie about your virginity in case the opportunity arises +Not being white makes things so hard I feel like I have to be an 8/10 for my race to experience the same affection that an average looking white guy does. +is it legal to start a nonprofit shelter in the U.S for refugees. Offer citizenship class & work programs to get em on their feet. +Saying looks dont matter is like saying money doesnt make you happy It sure doesnt, but let me see how you live on 5 cent an hour, normie. +I like my sandwiches like I like my women 6 and 12 + Rose 🌹Taylor‏ @RealRoseTaylor 6h6 hours ago Newt nails it 🎯 🇺🇸Say what you will about @POTUS style, you can't deny how effective he is 💪🏻 #SundayMorning #MAGA pic.twitter.com/s6o89Yg9PT +Did anyone see that bus crash in China? Whatever she said to the driver certainly drove him over the edge +like my mood is so fucking killed i hate how terrible this experience is +patriots jets I like watching Brady throw with his left arm. Really gives me the wiggles. patriots jets. Just need two more safeties. +I think Rice did some unmasking and knew about the leaking but did not personally leak the info which Obama delegated to someone else +The work area under the bridge is on the S sidewalk & must be accessed from above. Workers will keep space for bikes/peds to get by. (2/2) +... organizer would go w. injured worker to meetings to express their dissatisfaction with the WSIB’s treatment of the injured workers... +Top ten movies banned in Ireland Ten movies that the Irish censors blocked from Ireland 's cinemas Top ten movies banned in Ireland | IrishCentral +According to r/AskWomen, Men aren't always emotionless and brutes +Skills coaching is more about education & the mindset that your environment cultivates than it is drills. Anyone can go on youtube for those +“@2hood2bgud: @uce_INA 👀👂 a bitch is all ears...” My mama told me not to talk to bitches so...😴😂jk +OP, does your surveillance system have the ability to take snapshots of the footage? Posting a picture of your monitor is screwing the resolution a significant amount here. +Do women like it though when their men show off that u r theirs? E.g. him smacking or grabbing your pretty bottom? +Overheard at top UK event recently "Holocaust denial is covered by hate speech and there is a risk of making a martyr by using legal methods to pursue an individual". +Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler +rihanna says that whips and chains excite her but i doubt her ancestors felt the same +Can't fuck with no bitches. Just can't do it. +Don't you want to get a man to carry that for you? +What happens if Snoop-Dogg get fat? It's become Snoop-Hogg. +Trump goes into the heart of McCain country and rails against his ass, now he's going after Flake ! +I don't 🚫 keep friends 👭👫👬 they come 👈 and go 👉, don't fuck 🙅 with these bitches 👭👭. FAKE ALL THEY KNOW. 💯✔️ +Three weeks in a house and no one knew he was dead what a sad indictement of modern England . +When your parents starts making coping statements for you.... how does it feel when our parents starts making coping staements for you such as "no women in your life means less problems"...etc why would they do that? +> Our main points can be demonstrated for a **simple** form of the effective action for a scalar field χ - the cosmon - coupled to gravity, Γ= S d4x√g{−1χ2R+ 1K(χ)∂μχ∂μχ+μ2χ2} O_o +News flash: If you think feminism has fuckall to do with men you can go ahead and unfollow right now don't let the door hit you etc. +nick obviously said something that prompted harry to reiterate he doesn't want to be a seen as a womanizer, so +no animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture but we raped all the women in it lol +Not even a good use of the meme @RichyRedd I have never met a woman who can drive well.... But, that's none of my business. #NotSexist +Yeah, that actually seems to be the general consensus. Well, if such a consensus existed. I'm going to try to keep an open mind about it and reserve judgement, but I've been reviewing each game so far, given the context of it's predecessors, and I don't intend to overlook that fact when reviewing DQ. +Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a beautiful voice Except chris brown +Chester police tweet about three times a week about how they're speed gunning lache lane. Must really care about safety (£££) +I recall no stories of White Nationalists beating and almost killing a cat because it looked like Marx? +where do you hide if you raped a child ? behind an alter +As far as i know they are `` frozen '' bacause they are waiting to see how things will turn out with new `` anti-racists '' laws and act then . +@doseofliving Does not shock me. All these moralist wankers have skeletons in their closets. That rubbish show just… https://t.co/EAU4xw40j9 +I'd rather have a flat bitch then a bitch who cheats😉 +One day I will invite you to my place you'll like it, it's decorated Mexican. +FUCK YOU "@iHeart_youKeish: We have y'all faggots next @80sbaby4life" +i wore a dress for my birthday and it's literally so fucking windy rn +say what you will about deaf people . +A great deal of hostility, Is there a better way to approach the other party? +@kelly_ryaaaan only dumb bitches r in 8th +When Twitter shadowban/ghostban aspects of people's accounts they might not realize what is going on. +The rapist was stupid for raping that child I mean he had it coming +holiday tip q : what 's a good holiday tip ? a : never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter . +Female Says "Even Guys From Craigslist Won't Fuck Me", Ignores Messages From Ugly Men +#trendstrike #USDCHF is winning 77 % of 18 trades. .Winning trade average is superior to loosing trade's one go… https://t.co/oSp49MXW8C +Why did evolution make females turn fertile at the age of 14? I don't see how they could handle a fetus after seeing just how much damage this dick did to them... +I am incel because I'm unlucky That's all there is to it. +So people here donate plasma to feed their drug addiction... I donate because I get money, and I save lives. Whaddup bitches 💁 +Cries bc I wish I had slippers bc my feet get so cold but I fucking hate socks +I was going to jack off to some child pornography, But I decided I was going to make one for later instead. +What do you call a sad paraplegic? Crippling depression. +I am so * * * * ing tired of the moderation on this place . +@THERACISTDOCTOR One less little nigger that would grow up into a big nigger. +A:: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me:: I want to go to medical school, hopefully become a doctor. A:: Oh no, no, that's too hard, you should be a nurse. +A man walks into a bar For my entire childhood +i have no problem eating foreign food , what i have a problem is is handing over my money to foreigners. there is no reason you should hate any foods just beacuse some other race found out a nice way to prepare it . +There is nothing more disgusting than incel success stories You don't need to rub it on our faces you Normie piece of shit. +Deploy all troops and tankers sent by the international bankers We can all use a lesson in history to dispell shock, awe, and the mystery Thoroughly f*cked up by the fed and blind legislation mob that ransacked this nation hold true to the words of wisdom fight the power and fuck the system +Drop it down for a niggah +What did the suicide bombing instructor say to the students? "Listen up kids, I'm going to show you this once" +You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly in school zones +Why do women refuse to admit the importance race plays in dating? +"Or when your project is so LIT the lecturer asks, ""Where are you fire escapes? Where are the collection points?!""" +I have no clothes that make me look like a redneck but I tried my best 😂 +What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome getting rejected? Chromozoned +Did you cut your hair? We don't like short hair on our girls in this family. +But weren't you guys dating? It's different if you're dating. +Why are lesbians considered more erotic than gay men? +how many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb ? it 's a joke because feminist ca n't change anything +Not sure if it's already been posted, but the reason we have 3700+ users online is we got linked on r/Overwatch +ARGH DAMN IT I DESERVE DEATH FOR THIS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT +Quentin Tarantino is making a new movie about an African village searching for water less than a six mile walk away. It's going to be called Reservoir Wogs. +False, Scotland is almost as bad as England and Scottish females have an obsession with negro males , well the ones i know do anyway . +SUHO SMILED & WAVED TO US OMG THE BOARD I MADE THAT MY FINGERS CRAMPED WAS WORTH IT BUT I DIDN'T CAUGHT IT +What's the difference between a potato and a small child? About 140 calories +It's evident, now more than ever, elected officials need to hear from you. #missouristudents #ucmolead @BryanMcDonaldPD +Sat in mums car passenger side waitin for her and some lady opens the door and tries to sit on me don't know who was more embarrassed +>1,801 users here now Post on r insanepeoplefacebook has 10k upvotes, they're coming from there. +We should have a vote on whether this sub gets reopened to public Votes please mods +My nigga calls fat bitches ” porkers” lmao +I don't love you hoes. +Do girls think guys flex muscles n stroke their cocks before taking pics Bc that's basically what pathetic girls do in every pic +A good joke is like an american schoolchild Within hours, it's spread around the entire room. +what 's isil 's favourite card game ? bridge +me: does one shot diluted with organs juice me: i'm fucked yo bro +9th Circuit Reverses Hawaii Judge's Lawless Ruling and Reinstates Travel Ban —Ace +Almost got in a fight with a southwest faggot at the carnival lol +>>I would love to visist Ireland and eventually move there . +with my own experience i have never been looked at as a radical freak.but have been asked by people to see my tattoos.omg they actually admired the art work . +GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!! GONZALO FUCKING ZARATEEEE 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ @VaduzFC +"""The reason it took me 10 years to find Osama Bin Laden's hiding place, because I was stopping the political killing in the Philippines.""" +"You should not have kids" is a message usually aimed at people who posses good will and conscience, which are in turn precisely the people who should have kids. +I saw my ex girlfriend the other day, one thing lead to another and we were having sex. The morgue didn’t seem to like my presence though. +Why do bulimics make such great food critics? They get to taste the food twice +We are going to war cause this idiot wanted to drop 50 bombs on a country 🤦🏾‍♂️ +Discussion on reproductive, sexual, and related rights and issues for Men +Do y'all remember when people were losing their shit over that British YouTuber they thought was kidnapped. I still find that shit hilarious +They say forgive and forget, but I never forget the reason I had to forgive. KISSES New Trendsetter +Freedom Caucus is tea party with new name or farther right agenda? #alternativefacts #resist #Trumpcare… https://t.co/rXokcYIRXq +Women Who Say We're Not Entitled to Relationships have been Dating Since Middle School They will NEVER know what it's like to be this lonely for this long. +》Meetup To5 》Winner: -@TypicallyKirvi -@ItzKnownGamerPv -@Rqzed_ 》Thanks for playing!!! 😊 》Kills: 12 https://t.co/2PJCzgcWzc +hi , i 'm a muslim and i just ca n't stand it when people assume we 're all terrorists . -sent from pulse club , orlando , florida- +Dare I say it? Had fun hanging out with a friend from the IGDA in a non-IGDA capacity. So very collusion. How ethics. Much wow. +Barack Obama as Obozo along with his sidekick Joe Biden as Cookie! +Up there with one of my worst tweets ever that. But who givva fuck it's sunny😎😎😎😎😎😎😎☀️ +It's Irish Cup semis day & both games should be crackers, if you've got a ticket enjoy, if not then tune into @bbcradioulster/ @BBCSPORTNI +Appears as if this fellow best me to it and explained a bit better than I could typing from my phone . +RT @Twist_08: I NEED MOTHA FUCKING ANSWERS, YOU CAN'T JUST END NO SHOW LIKE THAT.........Here's my thread https://t.co/x4SGLr1ici +If you haven't experienced anything mentioned in this thread then you are ugly and its over for you boyo +Statistically, 1/10 people live nextdoor to a pedophile. But not me. I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass if you know what I mean +damnnnn when u unfollow ah bitch after fucking wit dey nigga dat make y'all feel some kind of way😳???? +You know that hairstyle is for guys, right? +What do rapists use to lure in shoe enthusiasts? White Vans. +Being hit with a paintball is not bad , the painfull stuff is when you are diving around in air to the floor and you slice your elbows and knees up +It's far easier to act as if critics of Islam have a problem with Muslims as people than it is to accept the uncomfortable truth that Islam is different. +What did the lesbian vampire said to her girlfriend? Bye, see you next month +Wise Chinese saying A wise chinese man once said "If the dog is still barking, it is undercooked." +Why do so many Muslims jack Allah off and expect me to smell their hands? 'SMELL ALLAHS CUM MY BROTHER! ... \*offers their hand*. +In a world as evil as this one, only sociopaths can achieve happiness That's what it is, how it seems, for me, a borderline, normies all appear as sociopaths, this world, beyond even my perceptions, is awful, the only way to achieve joy is through evil and sociopathy, that's what the human race is, pure evil. +Screen Rant - Posts | Daredevil 's coming out of the shadows in... https://t.co/xw5JGs0g6m https://t.co/8ghO9bgDY3 +Mandeep can bat at the top in KL's absence for #RCB. He has opened the innings for India in T20 before. #IPL10 +If you ever get as stressed as me about dealing with relatives that are walking microaggressions, remember that you don't have to like them+ +TRP as a data source and a mindset is actually hurting the general interests of men as a whole +Yeah, well, medical school and being a doctor can be really hard for women. It's hard to manage that and have a family. +Need people to bullshit with from 3:00-3:30 in the morning. Break is boring as hell. +the white knights actually defending that video aswell im at a loss for words imagine staying in that disgusting team +Mods, can you list all the members who got banned from this sub? +I walked into starbucks and saw a nigger with a macbook I wasn’t surprised when the police walked in and arrested him for stealing. +I hate that headass bitch *********** i hope she rots in hell +Some sick bastard put my girlfriend in a wheelchair. Please. +Asexual? I'm sorry that you're broken. +"RT @ArizonaTiana: I hate ugly bitches who play around and say ""eww"" the only ewww thing is YOU UGLY 😂" +A black man, Hispanic, and Indian man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... Get out +Anthony Dickhead Wiener gets a few months in a Fed Camp for being a Pervert......And......We Pay For This SHIT.....Gotcha ! +I heard a guy broke his neck and became paralyzed. He didn't feel too well. +German girls are kind of annoying in bed..... like stop shouting out your age loudly, it's really turning me off +What is the preferred execution method against the Chinese? Cutting the cheese +My economics professor just called these asians retards 😂😂😂 +OMG! this guy has hacked both women's accounts he is an idiot to do this! #BarbaUnderFire +It seems that more of a fuss has been made over Trump's supposed misfeeding fish than the Paradise Papers. +Reading about the Prussian bureaucracies role in industrialisation in order to better understand the critique of AJR's French invasion work +Get the hell out before you people become part of a great dirt ! +What's the difference between a Muslim and a Pedophile? You're telling me there is one? +Help me understand , open carry means that you can walk in the street with a shot gun in your hand , is that right ? +Do everything for a broad and she'll still act like she don't need you.....keep yo money in yo pockets my nigga if she ain't grateful +What's the difference between a dead joke and a dead kid? You don't fuck a dead joke. +I'm not going to say I told you so. However, I will say that you'll probably see this, and you know my email address if you need help. +In sex, where would two males be without a female? In deep shit. +Aint no bitches here... Well, like 3 +MAN is there a lot of garbage on the internet today. Watch out for the bags of shit around here, everyone. +Fucking Marly and me makes me cry every fucking time 😢😢😢 +you know what s really lame ? the paralympic games +I stand by @undergroundbby. +Steven Hawkins died today..... I wonder if they buried him or left him up in the loft for the next local boot sale +Do you like 9/11 jokes? I think they're plane wrong. +My sexual partner of several years passed away at just 22 last week I was impressed she lived that long, most cats her age only make it past 12 +I don't think we saw supportive comments of men's issues at the top like this a couple years ago in /r/Feminism +Can't imagine his games too good if he thinks a tampons gonna steal his girl https://t.co/ukp5G4HEL1 +I know what gypises look like in the easten Europe i seen many of them in Lviv Ukraine begging for my food . +why did the chicken run across the road because i was in the middle of raping him but he escaped +Now off to WWE Smackdown Live episode July 25, 2017 +what 's pink , five inches long , and makes my wife scream when i put it in her mouth ? her abortion . +DMV examiner (older white man):: "What about your student visa?" Me (22-year-old Asian American woman):: "Um, what?" DMV examiner:: "This is a J-1, right?" Me:: "No. it's a passport." This morning at the Department of Motor Vehicles, while the examiner was holding my student ID for a large public university in the area and my valid passport. +I cant stand this guy and hate it when i meet whites and they say how funny they think he is o.k. take away the anti white jokes for a minute the guy just aint funny at all it just blows my mind how they have some talentless black fool in films but you will never see a untalented white basketball player . +I have to say this: If Barack Obama's commutation of Bradley Manning's sentence didn't bother you, shut your pie hole about Joe Arpaio. +Paralympics Whats better than winning gold at the Paralympics?........................... Having legs ! +Oh, I have one of those. +......according to DUP Northern Ireland minister , Nelson McCausland : Northern Ireland minister calls on Ulster Museum to promote creationism | Politics | The Guardian Hmm . +Someone asked for a moment of silence for Stephen Hawking today He’s already had decades of it, I think he’ll be alright. +Anybody that have an invite to Mechel'le Thomas Birthday Dinner, we cancel the event and we decided to celebrate on Good Friday instead 🎉🎂🎁🎈 +Just stopping by to say, " pancreatic cancer is an asshole..." My great-aunt was taken by pancreatic cancer and her last days are embedded in my mind forever (-that was over a decade ago and I'm sure they have new scientific discoveries). In all cheery efforts- I do wish you guys the best of luck and to live life to the fullest! It's best to stay positive. +"RT @NawRob: Damn.. all my mama say is ""you not too sick to be on that damn phone"" https://t.co/mutiLIlvgB" +RT @GoatRapLines: When Lil Wayne said "Even deaf bitches say "Hi" to me, she tell a blind bitch and she say "I gotta see"" my headphones ju… +Harvey I hope the Governor's house gets featured on the aftermath shows. Adapted from a Serbian insult related to the NATO intervention. +Remember when living your life, be yourself so you can be happy with yourself and do not change to make other people happy. Be yourself +How far can a jew jump? chimney height * wind velocity +Why did Jesus scream on the cross? Because he was getting nailed by dudes +What’s the funniest part of My Six Hundred Pound Life? *Ambulance siren in the background* +I like my wine like i like my woman 10 years old and locked in a cellar +I gonna treat my children like my dick And beat them at least four times a day +Bleaching an arsehole is more challenging than I first thought. No matter how hard I try, my daughter won't let me do it. +Reminder that anyone who says they are incel yet advocates for genocide of us are useful idiots or normies in hiding They're no better than whiteknigts, we have just as much as a right as normies have to experience basic human things. +Why don't you ever hear of mom jokes? Because women aren't funny. +If the E actually stood for real English , rather than the homogenous multiculti * * * * that they have in their ranks I 'd be ready to support them . +Person:: I love your accent. Where in Africa are you from? Me:: I'm sorry? Person:: What part of Africa are you from? You have a much nicer voice than the negroes around here. Me:: You're mistaken, I'm afraid. I'm actually from England. +Applicants can receive a code or number that they must use in the title of their resumes/cover letters. +This world is so fucked up... it's actually so bad +How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you can throw +Biggest pet peeve: If I can hear you breathing or chewing your food and I'm more than a two feet away I'm gonna beat your ass +Bumping French Montana in the uber omw to the store so I can grab a Pepsi that's how I'm coming this morning +I JUST BURNED FUCKING HOLES IN MY SWEATSHIRT F U C K +What is the record for most cabinet picks removed or recused in one presidency? @realDonaldTrump I think you are number 1. +did you hear they are making a hillary clinton stamp ? now - monica has had her tongue on two clintons . +what's blue but smells like red paint? A kid i drowned in a tub of red paint +Mmm I love when you hear a song and it just plays to your soul, like my whole body enjoys it... mmmm +A cockerel lays an egg on a black man's roof. Which way does the egg roll? Neither . Black people can't own property +"New! The Ultimate Pizza Stone - 16"" Round, 7/8"" Thick, Premium Bread & Pizza Cooking Stone for Oven.. https://t.co/fhkO3Rpayy" +How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, my basement's still dark. +The failing @nytimes should stop embarrassing itself by covering news and start reporting on @realDonaldTrump bedtime stories. +even tho 13 reasons why is a thing ppl still make me feel so crap n alone n ignore me even if they know the hell i've been through +Action Opportunity: Children's Lives Also Matter in Los Angeles County, both the living and the dead. +RT @WishIWasADolan: 😭😭😭😭😭 stop please stop I can handle it anymore these games my heart The wall is fucking purple IT'S PURPLE I'm so… +Did you know that the Jews invented flight? They call it... The Chimney +muslims in the usa [ removed ] +what 's five and half foot long , transparent and lies in a gutter ? a muslim with the shit beaten out of it . +"""ours"" emulate, Drake sells, Kendrick Preaches Better, BigSean Out-Raps Both, Jermaine is a level Up & @TumiMolekane smiles @ his children." +yelling bomb yelling bomb in an airport is like yelling plane in the world trade center it just doesn't work. +"@dinopillow ""then we can burn the whole house down after"" Max only episodes of Catfish are intense." +I dont want a black guy or any one that isnt white and my friends dont either you must be going for the wrong girls . +I think you'll find it's perfectly normal to present one graph by overlaying 31 PNGs in PowerPoint 🙊 +I am offended by the grammar. :| @Laralyn +Can someone tell Me when I can find any mp3 of CEBEPHIbE BPATA ? +Bloody splicers sealed Johnny in before they... goddamn splicers! +Also yes I do know I can't spell anything. If spelling things right was the only way for me to live I would have been dead along time ago. +"@ImLordMA512 I got accused of enabling a young lady one time...by saying ""let me get the door for you""" +I don't think the new people over our apartment complex wants a job like the last ones fired for a lack of care and this time they got a larger force to fix shit around here.. well we will see if they want a job and how long course soon they going to have more issue's +Geoc. Light Time of #Jupiter as of Wednesday, 05.04.2017, 04h05m00.99s UT is 0h37m4s #astrology #astronomy +What do you call a cannibalistic Ethiopian? Dead +"Our taxi driver: ""when you look for a guy to marry, look for a best friend. But first find who you are and be self sufficient"" 😭😌" +Why did the vegan go to the hospital? The vegan wanted fresh vegetables. +Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other +This is fucking pathetic. I've never seen officials wanna decide a game so bad. Unacceptable. #NationalChampionship +If a woman could have any career it would be their job to make you fall in love and then break your heart by turning you into a cuck. +niggas ain't playin a gram of defense man George need to tell these bitch ass niggas man up +Instagram have you looking at motherfuckers like "Who the FUCK does this bitch/nigga think she/he ISSS"?? +Reversed outta my driveway Kid was harder to take off than a fucking pancake without sufficient lubricant +what are three things a black person ca n't get . a black eye , a fat lip , and a job . +INTJ Introvert ( 78 % ) iNtuitive ( 38 % ) iNtuitive Thinking ( 100 % ) Judging ( 56 % ) I find the descriptions of they give to be fairly accurate regarding myself . +I'm hooked on monkey phonics. +What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not being handicapped. EDIT: changed "handicaped" to handicapped +just emailed a bunch of redpill material to old psychologist slut needs to understand, i accompanied it with a message saying she sucks at her job lol +All the Uchiha are. RT @ThatNiggaCris: Sasuke is probably the biggest faggot of all time +So many of these companies don't actually care about these movements. They just want to be associated with them so you'll buy their products +Makeup save you hoes +What's pink, flies and squeels? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza +"""Let's go get breakfast and then go to the makeup shack"" Like you don't even have to ask me twice 😅😅😅" +If you are a kissless virgin in college it's over +We are more likely to attribute good outcomes to our action and blame bad ones on unforeseen circumstances. +I like my women... Like I like my pugs... Desperately attempting to breathe. +Until you can explain the meaning of this statement I will consider you to have just outdone every troll that 's been on here . +And our thoughts and our feelings and all that real shit, somebody I can kick it with and know when I'm stressin I'm still gon be good +Not aware they eat cats & dogs , but they are not us . +Those who say white men can't jump.. Clearly never saw footage from 9/11 +They are beating each other to death everywhere , just look what they do to each other in Africa . +Fuck anyone reading my tweets and starting drama, y'all some hoes and I don't give a fuck Ima remain the same +Shut up faggot +nak gerak wangsa walk tmr and see two idiots have a fist fight. +What brakes when you give it to a toddler? Her hips. +Whats the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench can support a family of 4 +' Ima young rich niggah Tryna fuck a niggah bitch , My ex a rat the Naybahoods be fuckin on that bitch 󾌴󾌴 , I... http://t.co/hFnSbuPwma +I have always thought that the first order of business in a White Nationalist State Would be to teach our youth how to fight unarmed . +I hate when you are getting a haircut and the barber cuts off your dick +I don't think I could stand having no legs. +I think it 's time for some old west justice ... like takin ' these two sombitches out and ..... well , I think you get my point ..... +"God doesn't punish twice", said the paraplegic child with cancer and no arms. "He's just a fucking asshole." +I'm looking for a white enchanting girl , That I can have by my side , . through the thick filth that us americans go through and the best of times aswell . +Hunters in the Snow - Sopwith Camels, 10 (Naval) Sqn 1917 by Laurence Hemming https://t.co/GjVE4Ddh6Q +Shayg Salih al-Fawzan: It is upon you to sleep early so that you make the morning a time for work and knowledge. Sharh Munthumat al-Adab 438 +@ABC Kushnie is perhaps taking a course in Dictatorship from Saddam's surviving family members who were also adviso… https://t.co/Qnq96phj6V +A police officer arrested a homosexual man The cop reported "He didnt walk the straight line" +David Allen Snyder , age 26 , died on October 18 , 2009 at his residence in Findlay , Ohio R.I.P. David Allen Snyder Obituary at Coldern Crates Funeral Homes The jury took only about four hours Tuesday afternoon and early evening to convict Cornelius Patterson Junior of the October , 2009 murder of 26-year-old David Snyder in a Jennifer Lane apartment complex where both men lived . +How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement's still dark. +Just discovered what happens when jeans are too big while wearing over a swim. Whelp. Time to make a belt. +Turns out, every single girl I've had sex with has had the same mental condition. Stockholm Syndrome. +Can I tell them??!! She's a lesbian too! +How is a rubik's like a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets +If I were in charge of Congress I would immediately start impeachment proceedings against: Judge Derrick K. Watson (U.S. District Court-Hawaii) Judge Theodore D. Chuang (U.S. District Court, Maryland) (both appointed by Obama) As well as most on the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. +It is a fact that ninety-nine percent of those who talk of serious illegal activity are crazies or government agents . +If the next supposed War Begins.....ITS FOR IsraHELL.......THE USA DONATES 11 MILLION DOLLARS EVERYDAY TO A COUNTRY OF 8 MILLION SCUMBAGS....TELL YOUR KIDS TO WORK HARDER.....THE PRICE WILL GO UP ! +Sometimes I watch TWD and start thinking how we would be fucked bc in this country we don't have guns and baseball bats laying everywhere.. +Infowars: “Get next week, next month, next years news, today!” Reality: *links to NBC article* +Let's just agree to disagree in the name of queer unity and nonviolence. +he's obviously a good christian white boy with good values . +A has been from a genre called `` grunge rock '' AKA sheety music popular around 20 years ago I did n't like them then and now ... same consensus Pearl Jam - Jeremy - YouTube +You can replace a lot of people in life, but you only have ONE dad. +Marte Williams , 41 , was taken into custody Sunday after authorities said he was caught trespassing at Paulus Hook Towers , the apartment complex where the bodies of 27-year-old Jacqueline Reyes and her 9-month-old son Ivan Reyes Jr. were found Tuesday morning . +If you have no lube, Tears work really well +I only respect bitches that respect theyself.# truu +How do you always win at jenga? You go verse people from the Parkinson's disease centre. +Remember everybody used to wear them ugly ass roshes +The worst thing in the world is feeling like shit and not having your mum to go and vent to😞💔 +My school is offering "Rape Aggression Defense" training for women only, imagine the uproar if an event was held only for men +I'm just saying there's no reason for you to carry your suitcase when there's a strong, capable man around to do it for you. +What do you call a woman who had multiple miscarriages? Ms. Carriage +i give my daughter self - defence lessons . she 's not the best student . i managed to rape her times this week . +I have tall guy privilege ... but I 'm always banging my head on the shower ceiling . +how do u cope with being a cognitive retard title i am the biggest aware retard there is and im also ugly too smart incels can atleast seek in achieving something, all i can seek is working in mcdonalds and being alone till 50 when i die +I wish a woman would just blow my fucking brains out Women have already ruined my life, they may as well end it too +yore being forced out because the council wont pay me housing benefit its not fair, well guess what life isnt fucking #panorama +Hi Muslims your name spoiled by few your kids,who became terrorists.i born in Pakistan &feel shame what happening in world.Try peace ✌🏿❤️💋 +I hate people who use click bait ..... But I sure love fucking my dead grandma +SMFH I guarantee Rasheed's won't be meeting Jasmine till the fucking finale #LHHATL +My nigga Bolin does NOTHING but win with the bitches breh +Whats better than a baby in 1 box? 1 baby in 10 boxes +so i lost my job at the make - a - wish foundation . i met an ill girl who wanted to be a pop singer for a day , so i shot her during autographs . +I love to go to Subway and put 12 inches in my mouth +If attorney general who publicly denounced the inconstitutional move,doesn't remove the culprits afterwards, it will mean she is a complicit +Police are like a box of chocolates.... +@Mrityunjay9911 Surprise as soon as operationally feasible, over the next few days. In case you have recharged with 303 and 99 offer(2/3) +That uncontrollable belly laugh making me sound like a weezy squeaky child is just too much, I can't deal😂😂😂😂😩😩😩 +RT @OGSITTI: side hoe: hey, this is my boyfriend me: http://t.co/On9Hex5L4t +Does anyone actually know for sure if the Meninisttweet twitter account is an actual parody that is against men's right? +This isn't rare. This isn't even GamerGate related. This happens all. the. time. +da fuck you wanna talk about bitch, the universe? Your horoscopes?? our feelings!?? bullshit gossip about your loser friends!?? +Honestly? You're right. [...] Edit: spelling. +Someone sent me a pgp encrypted message and they don't have keybase. sigh. i am in windows. this stuff isn't set up. :P +americanpatriotdaily.com/latest/hillary-heard-five-words-that-means-prison-is-right-around-the-corner/ … #DonaldTrump is fed up with her skating through her scandals without being held accountable. +"Just said good morning to a guy in passing. He replied ""good, & you?"" Then, hung his head. He knew he fucked up. Hate when that happens 2 me" +When incels paint over their face on a photo to hide it It's because some hastily drawn lines on MS paint have higher sexual market value than your genetics +i tickled my little brother 's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said " wait until he is born " +@technoxenoholic AND SO AM I! That's one of the nice things about TF there's no 1 specific show or movie u have to… https://t.co/QAl1h8E9NL +Time Mag: Porn and the Threat to Virility a +Why do I love dating black girls? Because I never have to meet the father +If you work a graveyard shift, she cheating on you off tops. Somebody else gon be tucking ya bitch in. +feminism +c:\desktop\meme_foler\bad_jokes\yourLife.mp4 don't forget to bring your VR headset +A nationalist white network is a really good starting point ... then we could eat in white restaurants , sell or rent our houses to white people , buy our groceries in white shops and so on +what do you call a smart black man ? failed . +RT @IKeepitRealer: ChrisBrown a bitch 4 hittin a Woman JayZ a bitch 4 lettin a woman hit him bitches needa make up ya mind 💆 Yah want yah a… +What is it called when I got a boner at my daughter's funeral? Mourning wood +Speed bumps in schools are annoying... But it's more annoying when they start screaming. +get lit don't hate the 4 of us bitches finna masturbate 😎👌🏻🔥 +What do Al Sharpton, Kanye West & hotdogs have in common? All just lips and assholes +"That ain't bro moves, that's hoe moves" +Why aren’t there pharmacies in Africa Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach +So @JeffSonnenfeld, I probably wouldn't have gone with Henry VIII in my defense of family businesses. Read a fucking history book. +The small Janj River The Una River by Novi Grad The Tara River in Republic of Srpska The Sava River near the town of Srpski Brod Vrbas river The Lake of Nevesinje The Neretva River in Republic of Srpska Izvor Sipovo +I Wanna Unfriend This Ugly Ass Bitch So Bad , But She My Cousin 😞 +Anyone who thinks Tavinier is a player needs a fucking lobotomy +Only in America is there a game of . . . Which school is getting shot up today +What were the Jews at Auschwitz scared of the most? That they have to bear the accommodation costs. +Do you ever feel run down when you're hit by a truck? +If kings no longer rule, why can chads? +I just got contacted first by this beautiful intelligent woman on this dating app, kinda made my day She is gorgeous and has an epic career, I bet I'll fuck it up though +Nazis were happy people, they took life lightly. Especially if it wasn't their own. +I FUCKING HATE ratchet ass memphis hoessss‼️‼️‼️‼️ +Dark humor is like food Some of you may not understand +who was the fastest tour de france winner ? the d ss panzer division . +i came home from work and my girlfriend was packing her bags . i go " baby , why are you leaving ? " she said " do n't play innocent , you 're a pedophile and you know it ! " i said " hey . ey . hat 's a pretty big word for a nine year old ! " * edit a word +About 9 or 10 hours away and I can’t wait until I get my new laptop that I desperately need +Did you hear about the babysitter? He got fired for having sex at work +Dumb ass bitch +Did you know Africa has some of the best chefs? Neither do they. +What advice does a cannibal have for a nursing home worker? Eat your vegetables. +At what age does one become "over the hill" 🌄 ? +to all #Texas gabbers we have the most mosques, and the most #DACA we need to put pressure on White House # 202-456-1414 The libs want nothing more than to turn Texas blue then Katy bar the door I called &told Rep for #Trump we do NOTwant #DACA nor rewarding illegals +IF YOU CANT FUCKING KEEP YOUR PROMISE, THEN DONT FUCKING MAKE ONE. bitchez :-----) i just cant wait to leave this fucking house :))))))) +Show me an ISIS flag flying in Kobane in the last 24 hours Norway girl. One with the camera's date stamp on it please. +I went to plug my phone into the speakers but I quickly realized I have an iPhone 7 so that's not gonna happen 🙃 +Omg!!! You won't say it to my face! Stupid ass hoes talkin shit!!! Imma whoop her ass!!! *over dramatic teenage girls* +Back when I was a kid , even the black folks called them that .... `` Ooohhh I' z cai n't wait until Crimusz , I' z gonna get me sum of dem niggah-toes and oranguz fo ' Crimusz , an ' sum peppahmintz ; dey shoa iz gud ! '' +Why is the NHS underfunded by the government? It makes enough profit from selling its vegetables +Don't think that it won't go unnoticed/unchallenged. Don't put on a cape unless you plan on being a hero. It's not a photo op. It's a job. +Matter fact mfs like her wanna see a young, black girl like me fail 😎 it won't happen .. it won't work no matter what +Messing with normied part 1 I started recently to go around town, push my camera on peoples faces and snap a picture, they ALL get so mad, but it is completely legal and there is nothing they can do, i did this with a couple of chads and their slutth girlfriends and theres nothing they can do as i am pretty big and its legal, their reactions are priceless +If Tubby fails, Memphis fails. So we need to hope and pray, literally, that Tubby somehow makes believers out of doubters. Not looking good. +10 flights of stairs to KFC... Niggas be trippin +What's the difference between a porn actor and Japan? The porn actor only gets blown once. +I think modern medicine is stupid. It's causing overpopulation problems because people aren't dying quickly enough. +how many genders are there ? one , because men are superior and women are objects . +I'm stupid for working out at the gym with a fucked up shoulder, but gym is life. +I do not watch TV , and neither does my husband . +what do you call stuffed animals directly marked at illegal immigrants ? beaner babies +How do you know a black undercover cop who is finding drug dealers in school? Look for someone who is beating a child who looks like them publicly +Idk how bitches trust other bitches sooo easily. I still have the same friends. +What do my chocolate, humor and slaves all have in common? They're dark. +Why was the nun mad at the altar boys? They were a bunch of cocksuckers. +Women will literally complain and whine about being complimented too much How the fuck can they actually call themselves opressed? +Customer:: I have to ask you, where are you from? Because you're so beautiful. Me:: My parents are from Sri Lanka and my mother is half Chinese. Customer:: That's why you're such an exotic beauty! Me:: Thank you! I had to be nice to her because she was customer but inside I was seething. +Black people say theres no difference between them and white people because we all have the same color blood going through our bodies... But they also have the same color blood as chimpanzees +No more suicide cel Im back in my.favorite place ^_^ +Not happy about it but my parents wanted to watch GHOST IN THE SHELL. At least we're seeing in the best possible 3D theatre. There's that. +When you realize that you're incel because You arent aerodynamic enough +Fire from the hills, pick up speed and let's go Fire for real, yeah, shoot to kill with no aim Head for the hills, yes, eyes on the camp fire glow Creep up there like a white mink hiding in SNOW And out of the black a figure forms A soldier in the sky With a drop of love Trying to set you free +Fucking hell @btsportfootball commentators are fucking shite!!!!!!!!!!!! +@armanimarieee don't spoil her or else you fucked and anybody else that wanna be w her 😂😂😂 +I've also been told that some of the people mentioned in @ninaburleigh's article didn't even talk to her. She quoted them without asking. +I got time for you pineapple on pizza motherfuckers today, disgusting pricks +2:03 AM and bitch i'm ugly as a mother fucker why didn't anybody tell me (they did) +"RT @ChrisSanson5: #$OINDEPENDENT$ONGWRITER JUST FINISHED MY 2ND SONG ON MY 6TH ALBUM YES THE 6TH FUCKING ALBUM "" ANOTHER NIGGA LIKE ME…" +RT @HBCUfessions: track girls have the best pussy!!! - Bethune-Cookman +what does demi lovato and walmart have in common? they always have lots of coke and are open twenty four hours a day seven days a week. +what a horrible fucking feeling to go through again💔💔💔💔 +Jesus Christ this post makes me wanna shoot myself. +TRUMP NUKE NORTH KOREA,IRAN & WHAT THE HELL NUKE CALIFORNIA & MOAB NEW YORK & ANY OTHER SANCTUARY CITY.LETS GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT NOW! +Whats a Syrian's favourite sport Cross Country +asp information disclosure vulnerability april 5 2017 report id cve-2016-8722 summary moxa awk-3131a series #cybersecurity +Net neutrality is pretty irrelevant when a handful of companies can no-platform individuals and groups off the internet completely. +salesman of the day there s a kid that moved to a large city from texas . he needed a job so he went into a little store and talked to the owner . after a while the owner gives him a shot and comes back at the end of the day . " how d ya do son ? " he asks . the kid says " great , we had one sale all day " the guy getting irritated snaps back " our average is thirty to forty . what did you sell ? " " well he got a box of fishing supplies , and i asked where he was going fishing . he was n't sure so i suggested the bay , and we went down to your boat yard and sold him a nice boat for then i asked if he planned on towing it with his honda , and after explaining that the torque would n't move the boat i sold him a truck at your car lot . the owner , completely astounded asks " he came in for fishing supplies and you sold him a truck and a boat as well ? " the kid smiles and says " no he cam in for a box of tampons . i said well since your weeks shot you might as well go fishin " +I gotta go make my rounds~ time to check up on my caseload of criminals ~ see ya later gators! +Asking for a friend. I've got loads of course. Mine take up three lines. I don't still only have eight despite 60+ hours playtime. +I do programming in PHP/MySQL and system admin for networks . +Klavan, u look like s burglar ffs u stupid Estonian cunt +I wish I was Spider-Man Imagine what you could do with those powers. +I really really really really really really really REALLY really really really really really fucking hate her +All it would take is for 1 girl to volunteer to have sex with all of us Think about how greatly repulsed women are by us that not a single slut on the planet has ever volunteered to do this. +what do you call the cross between an octopus and a black person ? i do n't fucking know but it sure as hell will be good at picking cotton +Hey Jeff Flake, we are a Republic, not a Democracy you idiot! +Pessimism is a sign of objective perception of reality I find it to be a good and attractive quality +What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb. +You serious stupid fucking Vatican and Protestant church +All you ofay got left is da Oscars. Better Enjoy dat before us colored folk get dat too! +Happy birthday @Anastacia_Cole I love you faggot +A woman in Texas face 40 years in prison for leaving her two toddlers in a hot car for 15 hours while she was out smoking weed and partying with her friends. I guess all three of them got baked +Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth. you’re an idiot, babe. it’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe +‘Madame President’ Author On ‘Street Cred,’ Economic Power Of Ellen Johnson Sirleaf https://t.co/6opymnct5F +your dick 's so small . oh wait , i forgot . you have no dick . it 's safe to say that you will always have safe sex . +If the Supreme Court rules against the baker, I wonder if this means liberal bakers could be forced to bake pro-Trump cakes even tho it goes against their political beliefs? +#MotivationalMondays.New week with new goals with greater motivation to learn ,achieve and inspire #HustlerLife +I think there was a link on the News forum and if I 'm not mistaken , I believe White Settlement is a suburb of Ft . +“Woman is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.” ― Edmund Burke +- you're safe, sweet boy. He kisses his cheek, then his dirtied knuckles, holding his hand as he tugs him along. +Mom's dog just woke himself up by farting. He has been crying for the past 5 minutes and cannot be soothed. His butt has betrayed him. +Find a bitch that can't nobody you know say they fucked +It's like everything could be going so well in my life and have no reason to be sad and yet I still can't get out of this funk +my sketchbook is so personal to me it's like my soul i feel like if u look through it w/o permission ill hate u for the rest of my life +GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDD FUUUUUUUU DAKMMIITTTTTTTTTTTT I WAS WATCHING A SHOW AND THE GUY STARTING HAVING A NICE RELATIONSHIP WITH A SEXY GIRL GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWANN T ITTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKLJ SD;lhj,tadfjn klgsad/.k,mgn,m;as/.dmn;',g +@Leelucas_ & you got cancer hoe +You really shouldn't talk about that. Nobody wants to hear about it. +I am hungry and I am dirty as hell bruh, need dat shower and dem calories 👊 +I liked a @YouTube video from @blueparax https://t.co/D0dIn8MdjT Sonic Runners Adventure - Characters, Story, Special Stages & MORE! +For all intensive purposes, I don't know Richard Spencer, who is he and what's all the hate about? +I'm thinking that Daesh have no choice but to try to take back the intersection of HW 1 and HW 47 near Tal Afar. +When you get married your surname will be Asian. That's fucked up. +3000 people online Well that escalated quickly My fellow incel friends, bring out your best triggering posts NOW +Hope pupils who had their first day on their feet today had a good one. Good luck and every success! +I am most definitely am not streaming today, I had a real fucking shitty day and I'm so pissed right now, I would really love it if someone +So HRC would like to weigh in on Judge Moore.. She should start with "speaking from experience..." An accusation is an accusation but being married to a chronic rapist she ought to mind her own! +An African man asked her..... African Girlfriend.....Under the night.......Near the Shore.....In a Romantic manner..... Are you sitting or you left ? +i'm riding the motions out , but your words hurt more than when you broke my heart. i hope you're happy now. +What age is too old to start driving a truck on the long hauls ? +I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/EvIXGaw8b4 Pentagon releases video of missiles launched from destroyer +when every bum and drunk seems to have no problems getting dates ... and you with education and a stable job constantly gets ignored buy women then you realize that you are subhuman.... suicide fuel +I been getting bitches my whole life I been getting money my whole life 😎😎😎 +What are two things black men and communism have in common? Neither of them work and eventually end up starving people +The love of money is the root of all the evil #sevdiklerimiçin Dağhan #EnginAkyürek SelDağ #ÖleneKadar #Dağhan +What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday? A GI Jew and an Easy Bake Oven. +Next week is #NationalAuctioneersWeek, be sure to tune into our Social Media Pages as we show appreciation for our customers & auctioneers. +Who takes in more refugees than Europe? The Mediterranean Sea. +Why do bitches hate so much tho ? What's wrong with congratulating Nd Giving People Props Sometimes .?💁 +Islam considers women as one big sex organ, so no part of her can be exposed. This is a reflection of the perversion of their prophet. +My eligible books for the Dragon Awards include Murphy's Law of Vampires: Fantasy Live and Let Bite: horror Codename: UnSub: apocalyptic Another Girl, Another Planet, by Lou Antonelli: best Alt-History awards.dragoncon.org +"""To turn the corner and suddenly have your sight line filled with this beautiful centerpiece - takes your breath away"" Keith Robinson" +My ancestors who had the good sense and foresight to come and build America . +i 'm a vegetarian , so i do my dining exclusively at this place called , " the coma ward . " -steven masso . +What do you call a person with down syndrome when you light it on fire? Flame retardant +Happy this nigga nick old I only like red bones ass is watching this. +The more days I remain a single virgin... ...the more I want to put a stop to my existence. +MO BOUNCE, IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE! WHUT? #LadyGaga #ShesTheOne @radiodisney +Probably the most disgusting thing I 've seen in the last year . +Bitch don't talk yo shit then, say you on papers when a bitch trinna get down ✋😂😭 you a straight FAG BITCH foe dat. Scary ass hoe. +Im not racist, but there are three colors: Black, yellow and normal +Inceltears have just doxed another member [via pm] I'm not sure yet whether the information is fake, I have since contacted the user they claim to have doxed. +why are these freshman so ghetto lmao +Model bitches in the gym working on they fitness but it dont mean nothing cuz they still gon buy some titties! +Why do I love dating black girls? I don’t get to meet their father. +Teen boys protest sexist school uniform policy, wear skirts to school. +I just had a dream my ex was fw the opps 😂 should text him tell him he got me fucked up ‼️🤣 +What’s the one thing that Jews and Santa Clause have in common? They both travel through the chimney. +We Here On The Right Must Come Unbreakable And Invincible And I’ve A Great Feeling We Can And We Will Become That Superforce Once Again That Built This Great Nation Of The United States Of America +What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till the boy is 12 years old to come on his face. +i can safely say the hoes that hate on strippers are same ones who send nudes !for free! lol at least i'm getting paid +Classy rich family kids doing drugs and tryina be all ghetto and shit,while actual ghetto poor kids looking for education to get outta there +"@MostRequestLive @OnAirRomeo hello please play ""Still Got Time"" by ZAYN featuring PARTYNEXTDOOR #MostRequestedLive" +What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer. +She would tie her hair up in one of those Aunt Jemima rags...I don't want to sounds racist, but she talked the way a lot of African American people talk [racist impressions ensue]. She was so cute! +Even though he's poking the big Russian Bear, I think Trump was right. Assad has been gassing civilians for years and it's time it stopped! +When it comes to downloading porn images... I have a *minor* problem. +I posted this on SF a couple of years back . +#HappyMonday @ladythunter @PGVM_CICS @LeeBeeRaw thanks for being top supports - have a great week :) +DONALD TRUMP THE BRAVE DONALD TRUMP THE MIGHTY CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED I'M YOUR 🔨 AND I HAVE BEEN SAVED LIVE TO DIE ON THAT FINAL DAY +What sepparates people from animals? The Meditteranean Sea. +Just read the phrase "feminist agenda" and snorted into my cereal. Yes, let the international conspiracy be unveiled! +RT @BigBootyProbs: Happy Valentine’s Day big booty bitches. ❤ +Gee. Wonder if Putin's using Putin tactics by planting St Petersburg bomb himself as a rally around me distraction. +If you are 20 or older and a kissless unattractive virgin then it's over +I like my women like a dishwasher. ....... +Don't worry, the neighbors are really nice and they won't think anything about your furniture... +Look at her ass! +PSA: STOP FUCKING CALLING EVERY JOKE ORIGINAL “eh meh, original asf, look at me I’m so cool, dad can you give me attention now?” +I keep getting updates on pending houses, and the shit is driving me insane. +People are STILL trying to defend the hypocritical Trump, whose under investigation by the FBI for TREASON. Bewildering. +You can express yourself as an asshole, but that doesn't give you freedom to not be called on it. +normies want to take my money YOU'RE NOT GETTING JACK SHIT +I know its like a hide and go seek game this white flight stuff . +I will never forget my Dad's last words.. "ALLAH U AKBAR" +Wanna here a life hack Go up to a baby and eat it +So you're asking why we didn't ask students to think in the mind of a rapist and why they rape? You're fucked up pal https://t.co/3AwOq2LfOQ +i think some of you are a bit wrong on this one since Our Race Is Our Nation when will you learn ? +The best way I have ever found of dealing with wiggers is to treat them with contempt . +"@all_thebros I conflict!!! So much ""Jackie stop thinking what you're thinking and look at his baby face!!!""" +I saw a poster that said, "Have you seen my cat?" I called the number and told them I haven’t. I like to help when I can... +Which country will become the first Islamic republic of Europe? +What’s the difference between a ghetto school and going to regular school In a regular school they’re is only 1 school shooter +Bluepillers call r/incels "terrifying" (They use one of my comments, I'm famous!) +Work is boring but life is life can't waste just by sitting on your ass on the couch #truestory +I'm so upset. Freelance journalists, writers you really need to escape the comfort zone of lazy writing. +so uncivilized +Fucking clowns!!!! ORIGI MOTHERFUCKER!!! I HATE YOU. +Why the /fuck/ is the vial stuff not /doing/ anything?! Morty's still limp. Totally motionless. The blood continuing to slightly seep -- +I'd say the thing I do the most efficient is thinking. That shit so underrated these days along with common sense: +I celebrate Martin Luther King Day on April 4th. +For sunnis I reject imaamat or guidance! For shias go fucking retards move to isphahaan and wait for ur hidden imaam to reappear!! +I'm actually not sure what the message is on this one , but if you or anyone else can explain it I 'd sure appreciate it . +They say that losing your virginity can be a religious experience So who else was an alter boy? +Handsome Squidward If you could smash a door in your face several times, putting you in agonizing pain but turning you into a 8/10 would you do it? +Happy happy happy birthday beautiful @_MollyyyS ! 💎✨🎊🎉🎁🎈 I hope it has been nothing but amazing! 🎂🎂🍧 +You know why pedophiles are good for childreen? Beacuse they always take the kid home +What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic +NPR asked to speak to me about the wadhwa thing. They *just* got off the phone with him, & now they don't need to talk to me anymore. Weird. +Welcome, this is the greatest site to meet like minded white folks like yourself from all over the world . +if u bring up curry when talking about mvp then you're actually retarded +A man was fired for grabbing a co-worker's butt at work But it's okay cause harassment a lot to him. +Nachoshield is getting a bit quieter again. +"i told shadin to listen to the buttertones because i thought she'd like them and her response was ""that's a fake band name stop lying to me""" +If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel, you should take the Spaniel. +I know much about that event because I was in that crowd that day in 2010 . +All of these white men committing mass killings and molesting children disgust me... They're totally appropriating muslim culture! +where do you think muslims and niggers belong ? in the oven , where else ? +You wouldn't have really gone without him or another boy with you, right? +She's a virgin I am sure. I check with my penis every now and then. +Every other president is goddamn awful #JudgingByExperience +I just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody! Now my computer is infected with a virus. +How do suicide bombers sleep? They rest in pieces. +Why are there no pro gamers in America? Because the losers shoot them all +when harmos talk about feminism no doubt that it makes me fucking cringe +Thank you to everyone at #GirlDevWeek for the kind words. Thank you for letting me speak. Thank you for listening. +Yeah I'm writing again I've got 3000+ words of plot and THE CHARACTERS HAVEN'T FUCKING INTERACT YET JUST SHOOT ME. +How can 100 clowns can fit in a mini cooper? 99 of them were jews and one was a german +Teacher:: That's why I don't like hate crime laws. If the victim happens to be from a protected group, the crime is automatically a hate crime and the perpetrator gets a harsher sentence. Student:: Don't they have to prove that a certain group was being targeted though? Teacher:: ....... Said by a white, male teacher. Afterwards he showed the class video clips that made fun of how "PC" enforcement of hate crime laws is. +Ireland is a strange place for ethnics as there is no pakis But there main ethnic problem is Chinese and Africans Did not see much race mixing among men when I was over last time +The prices for the @officialEIHL POFW webcast are absolute extortion. Talk about taking the piss out of your most valuable assets - the fans +Has the identity of the Muslim acid attacker been released yet? +The veil of this world has been lifting, wonder why you see and feel thinks you've never experienced before +Got sent home from a school trip when I was 15 for wanking in the showers. My parents thought it was a bit harsh but Mr Abel maintained that I’d ruined the trip to Auschwitz. +How do you know if you’re a good rapist? When she gets on top +My cat will flip if I try to give him a bath, but somehow I always find this dude chilling inside of the damn toilet. +"Women's bathrooms are so much worse than men's." Everyone agrees. #fuckthanksgiving +I am in favor of starting with the death penalty for all traitors which includes all racial traitors . +Not to mention Wake Forest is a fantastic university , and one of those many online universities that have been popping up . +What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and unloading a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork +"RT @veroclaires: ""I haven't slept in 48 hours"" THAT'S A LIE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT STOP THIS FUCKING DISGUSTING COMPETITIVE STRESS CULTURE BUL…" +@RT_Erdogan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! +Black Black black black black Black black black black Black black black black Black black black black +"The @RunwayGirl #PaxEx model strikes again: 27"" pitch (just for fun — this isn't certified by Recaro!) #RGNLIVE… https://t.co/31JhyeAmHZ" +Why can't orphans play baseball Because they don't know where home is +I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came in through the window and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy long legs +.@utdforcharity game on Sunday with these chaps @dannywisk @JHill_Official @ab_bowen07 @CheChesterman @jamiereed_ @bertiebrayley ⚽️ +To those who wish Jews’ harm I ask the Queen Esther question-“Let my life be granted me& my people as my request...””Let the Jews assemble...&fight for their lives...if any attack them ..” 13th day 12th month- edict of self defense,Es.ch7,8 +RT @1MeLrO: I feel really bad for people who don't have access to chicken pot pie at 9am +if people are untreatable not even in quick play but also fucking arcade i don't even want to begin to imagine how they are in comp +What did stevie wonder say when he saw a robbery in an alleyway... ........ +What I have to offer in return for sex Sex +my favorite civil rights movie rise of the planet of the apes +Roses are red, there's nothing wrong with Apu the second amendment seen in Sandy Hook too +How do you easily get rid lf gum in your hair? Cancer +That's completely true , I have a 3-y-o son and he does n't like at all to play with brown-skinned boys or girls , I especially remember once a pair of twin girls came up to kiss him and he just ran away , it was the enchantment of the white man ! +@jimachterfeld @mattabbatacola Like I said, pussies. +Nature designed us to be bunch of jobbers to make chad look good for women. +Lol,this happened in the neighborhood I just moved out of ! +What do you call a German child with cancer? A Germ +It's fact that a male brain cannot always hear the high pitched voice of a women.. So bitch don't get mad..I really didn't hear you!! +France has been gone for a long time , we will have to retake it later because there will be no French people in not too long . +I got me and the boys Pokemon pj's today....guess what we are doing straight from school run because I'm lazy 😂 +My favorite part about Jesus Christ is how his body melts in my mouth +#HelpJUSTICESEEKERSAMERICA EXPOSE THE TERRORIST CAMPS IN AMERICA! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SOERBARKA INDONESIAN CULT! GEORGE SOROS NAZI +Leg, I 'd stay away from most places around Toronto . +Although now y'all can agree with what I've been preaching: cheese-itz > cheese nips, coke > pepsi +My Senior year I'm not sitting in this boring ass ceremony! My father just going have to get tf over it 😂😂 +RT @DinO_off_AD: Them hoes come them hoes go it's a revolving cycle 👐 +that feeling you get when you realized that BTS will each have their girlfriend in the future fml fml fml fml +every girl can be a squirter if you cut the right artery +why did i hang my wife in the front yard ? to let her friends know i 'm available . +Why was there a wet dog in the Chinese Restaurant? Because they were boiling it. +Thank you!! part of me loves the love that linux has been given lately. But people keep suggesting it to people who don't even know how to use their windows computers properly, how the fuck is linux going to help? +I felt like you needed to know For once men need to be told this: You are a king You are a warrior You are loved and cared for even if it may not seem that way You are thought of You are strong You are not the cause of every problem You can cry You can feel angry You can hurt and love and feel, you are allowed You are not alone +Most chicks on Tinder are into hiking for some reason.. Which is perfect for me because I love meeting women in heavily wooded areas! +#CabinetReshuffle Thank @MYANC for destroying our collective hope, trust, self belief, our sense of self. @MYANC Find it in your self/heart +What's the difference between Hitler and YouTube hq shooter ? K/D ratio +This Weekend I Return Back To The Roots And Heart Of Professional Wrestling As I'll Be Covering And Supporting The Independent Wrestling Scene Companies Like ROH, NJPW, What Culture, Evolve, PWG, And So Many More +Got my own place , pay my own bills & rent & 2 jobs. Tf am I worried about a next bitch for? +What the difference between a local hoe and a baby? Feels better to fuck a baby +Does anyone know where i can get backgrounds and stuff , with a white nationalistic look for winxp ?? +I bet if you called up a BMW dealer and were willing to pay up front for a motorcycle they would be happy to arrange delivery. They might even do it for free. +Some fucking bitch almost FUCKING HIT ME WITH HER CAR . +She said she was six I said she was a ten +TwoX, a generally feminist sub, has a heartwarming post about an amazing father. +Okay. Hey, tech industry contacts. I need to talk to someone from Salesforce, Atlassian, and uh. Yeah, that should be good for now. +Woman rides the cc and gets mad nobody wants to marry her well used vagina when she hits the wall +Over and over , you hear about home-schooled kids beating out public school kids for spelling bees . +We're not going near the drag queens! +What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? The 91st floor. +Considering joining a fraternity once I transfer to university Might be odd being 21 and pledging a frat and I might be eaten alive but it might be a way out of this situation +Deuteronomy 28 : 43 God speaking to His children : `` The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high ; and thou shalt come down very low '' . +The fact that these people are trying to do the same thing to Ireland as they have in America and Britain and everywhere else they have set foot . +Jamie has an alarm set for 8am every morning and every morning he just turns it off and goes back to sleep +Don't worry, you're not alone. I've got a butt-buddy right here for you. +We the Pleble, in Order to form a more perfect Slave State, establish Social Justice, insure Safe Spaces, outlaw Self Defence, promote New Deal Welfare and secure Oppression to ourselves and our Diversity, do ordain and establish the Living Constitution of the Magic Dirt States of America. +Those poor kids at Marjory Douglas High School They ordered books, but got magazines instead... +1776 The Revolution also resulted in the migration of Loyalists (GLOBALIST LIBTARDS) to other British territories, especially British North America (Canada). +Real niggas treat me with respect and you're a pussy, nigga. +For every upvote I'll be an incel for another lifetime +wings fucking tour is sold out this morning I Can Die Now +You are the finest, tenderest & the most beautiful person I've ever known. I love you a lot Mind following me? @Harry_Styles ♡ x47,217 +What's the best barbeque in history? 1942 +A German woman is pregnant with 10 She miscarries nein +RT @FeelinMarvelous: Niggas want a virgin porn star and bitches want a dangerous safe nigga. +how do you make your wife cry while you are having sex ? call her and tell her about it +Is there an additional charge for the pussy to listen to my personal problems? +Ya know. I know he's busy being on 24, but where the hell is Heath and why is no one looking for him? #TheWalkingDead #TheWalkingDeadfinale +Sorry, my last comment was published 2 times because I thought it was not published , I had a problem with the internet . +which is the best hotel in the world ? auschwitz . people never seem to be leaving that place . +I recall seeing signs at business places which read: "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" +When life throws lemons at you throw them shits back and asked for a lime to put in your corona and just vibe foooooooooool. +RT @StLNetworkGuru: Write in Christine LaPorta for #MOSen #Ferguson She represents all ChappelleNadal refer to whites as crackers & KKK ht… +Why can’t black people get their PhD? Because they can’t get past their master. +SMH you all do n't understand Hitler 's message , it was that all people should be proud of their nation and all people should improve themselves within their own national community ( volksgemeinshaft ) . +i scolded my two little cousins because they were scaring my friends poor little dog, they held her wrong, and they keep grabbing her +No bob , i saw it 20 odd years ago on a animal rights stall in london it stuck in my mind . +I bought a iPhone XS Max today and my son dropped it. But anyways I’m doing a giveaway. He’s eight years old, skinny, short haired and lazy +What do black people and apples have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree +How dark is your humor? It picks cotton +Need money. 5$ for black Paint cans! The cheapest black paint you can find! Come get it before it gets locked! +The Roy Moore results are in! He's coming in a little behind. +what is the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt ? usain bolt can finish a race +If Rihanna likes the way it hurts, why did she leave Chris Brown? +Went To The Gym Seeing people's faces contort in disgust in reaction to mine made me realize I am subhuman trash and that death is my only option. +March 21 is the White man march against White genocide , March Against #WhiteGenocide - March 21st 2015 And the 15th of every month is White defense day White Defense Day , the 15th of Every Month +I'll turn ur crib to a hoe house I'm a rockstar, drank 'til I pass out Drank 'til I motherfuckin' pass out Drank, drank 'til I motherfuckin' +"Oh you fucked him too the conversations w ""friends""" +Do other girls put their tops on by putting their feet In and then pulling it up? Or is Elise just weird as fuck? +#BBC: Beatles drummer #RingoStarr and Bee Gees co-founder #BarryGibb awarded knighthood in New Year Honours +if they don't do anything special for their MSG show aka their last stop on their US tour IMMA SCREAM JUST FUCKING PLAY YOU AGAIN +I'm working on a new project, video about harassment, & I need your help. Need vid clips of ppl reading an abusive tweet they've received. +To anybody else that found that fucking crater on Parkland way may your car Rest In Peace. #Godblessthebrokenroad +man dem hoes crazy dey want dat house an money so fuckin bad dey tryna get it buh it aint goin noweher he done its ova n shits fucked up 😂😂😂 +"""I hate this town"" the go to line of every girl that has fucked everyone in her town." +Website is under construction but published. Updates to the website will be posted here. Lots to come once we get clear night. +"@ezlusztig This ""unmasking"" deflection makes me believe Trump is cool with possible Traitors on his team" +How do you make a joke a dad joke? Make sure you're not black. +We know the Vegas shooter wasn't Alt-Right because he was a race mixing Boomer who shot up a crowd of white people. +Fucking Colback.. I'd rather have a one legged Hayden over the mackem cunt. +[LIFEFUEL] My blackpilled CEO friend and I were reviewing his potential employees after their interviews, and after a careful, thorough, and unbiased analysis of their qualities, we binned all the female candidates and decided on a nice young man :) +Post about domesticated violence against men on r/the_donald - just reached r/all +Angry idio- ..I mean people have created a petition to take down Meninist Twitter +A family walks into a hotel. The father goes to the man at the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled”. The guy at the desk replies, “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck.” +Anyone suggest a good fiction novel about post WWII in America? +I'm not biased or anything. Ignore my Twitter screen name and open source affiliations :P #BSDCan +What do you get when you throw a Molotov cocktail into a gay pride parade? LGBTQBBQ +If my husband doesn't ice out my baby mentally, emotionally and physically like Khalid I don't want em +RT @B_Laff: “@JRohrCockblock: im a faggot” @JohnnyRohrCock +One inner voice tells you to do it while another voice yells s... More for Aries https://t.co/zp9HrQhCVP +Why a woman murder is worse than a man murder Murdering a woman is a murder and property damage +Flubbing Bumbler Klutzy Blunderer Butterfingered Stumblebum Oafish Bungler Botch did Lummox, Clumsy Galoot Fumbler Flummoxed, Muffing it Moot +20 years from now we will see a 120 year old holocaust survivor tell there story of the horrors of the death camps and those nasty ss soldiers . +I know a 5'6 handsome guy who gets fresh young pussy daily but NO tall subhuman faces that do Face is everything unless you're like 5'2 then you're fucked anyway +This looks to me to be a time of ISIS weakness. Nusra could capitalize on this and take some of their turf. #Syria +Amy Schumer is living proof that if you have a dream, and are a mediocre talent whose uncle is a powerful and corrupt career politician, and you grew up rich, and everyone that went to your bat mitzvah has endless $ to spend watching you do bringer shows @ NY clubs, you can make it big in stand up. +While you can hire a lawyer to help you speak to the police, that's kind of where their - and YOUR - involvement ends. @PendragonTarot +Just started my GAB account in preparation of Twitter’s nonsense. +Can't talk w/males, can't grasp anything more complicated than a video game. @Dylan_Vadnais24 Can't talk sports with females..call me sexist +When did your father leave home? I think you have problems with male authority because your father isn't around. +If you have a green ball in your left hand, a green ball in your right hand, what are you holding? Hulks dick in your mouth. +IN MY LIFE ALL I NEED IS SOME HENNESSY A BAD BITCH AND A BAG OF WEED THE HOLY TRINITY +makeup Tell me about roasties, why do they wear the mask? +Some can't get any, but in the meantime this guy wants to sue his former teacher for having sex with him when he was 16. +I only really have the time to respond to mainstream media. Reviewing everything that GG writes about me would be too time consuming. +I don't know why I'm still trying lol Shit just used the word selection shit and got that my life is in shambles +When @GordonRamsay says pineapple on pizza is bad and I argue, I feel like those idiots on Kitchen Nightmares who tell him he's wrong. 😂😂 +Please don't be the girl that doesn't believe other girls when they tell you your boyfriend is cheating. +Today is just one of those days where I want to punch my sister through the fucking wall 😡 +I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy. #Rabindranath_tagore +I want my nails done but I know they'll get fucked up at work. +California right now is like me on the weekends Blazing it after having some shots +Why did FBI FAIL to give Warning to leading Candidate Trump that Paul Manafort was under a FISA Warrant Since 2014? +Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere. +What's the difference between my phone and Avicii? I actually give a shit when my phone dies. +Deep Thought Of The Day Whose Really The True Master Or Slave Are You The Master And The Dog Is The Slave Or Is The Dog The Master Or Are You A Slave To The Dog +I like my girls how I like my ice packs Stuffed in the freezer until I want to use them +Pre-GDC SJW chillfest evening of March 1st. Email me for invite. +Harambe would not have wanted us to be incel He didn't die for this shit \#DicksOutForHarambe +Why does every African child look like megamind? I don’t know but they’re fun to kick +what is the hardest part about eating vegetables ? their wheelchairs . +I got the internet in 1998... It's now 2018. I've been downloading porn for 20 years. So weird to think that some of those girls must be in, like, their early 30's now. +It's pretty funny that GamerGate thinks I'm profiting from harassment. I took a *huge* pay cut by going full time with this. @desertfox899 +What's Stephen hawking's favourite food? Shoulder... +Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick! +"@No_FAKINGG: People always asking me what I'm mixed with." She a bad asian bitch lol +Dese bitches actin like they loyal give dat hoe a Oscar 🏆😴😒 +I would hate to live in Nigeria. The age of consent is way too high! +I think we maybe had champagne in the parking lot when seems really #onbrand @SPROTSTAKES @sprotsGAT +Today is more reason for all 🇿🇦to be more vigilant. #ANC got us here and we need to vote #ANC out of power in 2019 #CabinetReshuffle +Just because I'm unattractive, doesn't mean I'm not human +Costly Travel Mistakes You Should Stop Making, Article: https://t.co/MBbni7v43b via: @Thrillist #travel #TravelTips +What's a police officers favorite TV show when they were a kid? "Are you afraid of the dark?" +All my sexual fantasies involve giving pleasure to women And it makes me sick, I want females to suffer, not be pleasures by me +The visceral hate that men have 4 women is why male feminists/allies need 2 tread carefully. We put ourselves in physical danger doing this. +Do you have a man? Write back! +I've heard QAnon described as a messenger, sent to prepare us for what is coming, clue by clue, bit by bit QAnon followers believe if this information were released as one data dump, it is so shocking we could not fathom something so vile exists, short of the Gates of Hell itself Your thoughts? +How do you know where the local Chinese restaurant is? You look for the area without any stray cats or dogs. +I gotta quit just going through life eating tator tots and fucking around +Sometimes before I do 3 workouts I get high for hours and think about how screwed up and hypocritical the world is. Stresses me out lol 🙄 +what does a redneck call his grandparents ? his incestry +Thought it was Friday now I'm so unbelievably fucking pissed!!! 😡😡😡 🖕🏿Cli-hoe +Great job from @emmerdale 2nite, such a powerful episode, surely a no. of awards coming ur way @john_Middleton_ 4 playing the story so well +whatever the hell that means @davidtenshu but i swear to god i'm not sexist, but this often happens with female gender at all +I have never been able to make a girl cum I think it's because of my lack of skill, but mostly because they're dead. +Replacement needed. What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips. +I dont want to see any 9-11 jokes tomorrow It affected me personally, my dad was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia +We are in a comfortable lead fight against galamsey #NoToGalamsey And #StopGalamseyNow .citizens let work hard and kill it +Goin to the hospital tomorrow I know I'm sick of these hoes +Other faith building scriptures: Phillipians 4:8 Colossians 3:2, 23-24 2 Timothy 1:7-8 +They do! I've seen it. [...] I get the impression some people do that. +Foos be trippin if they think they are gonna tell me what to do!! FUCK EM ALL!!!! +When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle.. +1st April might be a good start.after show we went to urut badan-makeup-eating-lepak-eating-and went to a show. Literally it is so memorable +learning someone i worked with died, the tragic kind, made me feel bad 4 not being able 2 visit 'em and repay the kindness they have given. +I never thought hookers would need a weekend off. But yes, seven days can make a hole week. +I added Paul walker on Xbox... But all he did was stay on the dashboard Don't REEE if this has already been done, I haven't seen it on here yet +Men's Tips for Selecting a Marriage Partner or GF +Hoping to make it work, so nighty night to the States.😪 Morning to the UK!! 😀 Afternoon to @mintzemcdanno 😄 You all have a wonderful day! 😉 +The other day I Jewgled 72 shot Chicago and NO mainstream media listing came up--just smaller outlets and blogs . +One Of The Simplest Ways To Stay Happy; Just Let Go Of The Things That Makes You Sad. #ALDUB90thWeeksary +I don't think black people should be slaves. Lock this post if you disagree. +I like my women how i like my cigars; 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack. +i saved someone from being raped today . i controlled myself +I don't understand how someone can be so damn stupid 🤦🏽‍♂️ +You can have your site on Odins Rage but host your picture and zip files somewhere else like geocities.com , cause Odins Rage doesnt give much room . +"Premier tonight @George_peabody @johnshopkins of James Daniels' film of Michael Hersch's ""On the Threshold of Winter"" with Soprano Ah Hong!" +I fucking hate myself what's wrong wit me why do I say this 13 times a day +What do you call a cow that was shot in the head? Moolala +Years come and go, and most of them just plain suck. but you know? i think i can make this one worth it. +VodafoneIN: ErzaXabhi cont1.. validity is UPC generation day + 15 days.) SMS charges are as per tariff plan or Re.1/SMS. Kindly Carry a Pho… +LOL @itreeby call me sexist. But i really hate girl gamer teams. really really hate. lol. +You know what the only thing hotter than Anne Frank is? The oven she was put into +IF U ABUSE AN ANIMAL U DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE, THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING ALL THEY TRY TO DO IS MAKE U HAPPY +Do we call an elitist that wishes to deplatform people a deletist? +A child and a pedophile are walking into the woods The child says he sacred. The pedophile says "yea well imagine how scared I'm going to be walking back alone!" +There is a Very Pretty Girl Sitting Behind Me in Class Should I make an autistic ass of myself or stay silent? +These niggas run they mouth like bitches +Wanna play Me: Howdy stranger, would you like to play some good old fashioned rape with me? Then: What?! NO, leave me alone! Me: That’s the spirit 🤫 +Great,i didnt knew you guys opened this thread Their accent will be super funny for you , but this Belgrade Band is singing some of the most famous Irish and Celtic songs . +I can't with this disrespect ass bitches +Women are like stars Easier to see with a telescope +I'm fucking hungry i didn't get to eat no breakfast 🙁 +You can't treat these hoes like ladies +RT @YourFavPosts: When your teacher puts you in a group with a bunch of retards http://t.co/D5DPhKwi2L +Here are some sites that I find to have reasonably reliable information on current events , and other topics . +@intheKCmix it's twitter.. That's what folks do.. Same folks be mad when someone calls them a nigger on here.. +I know OG niggaz and bitches +There is no hope fam It's all over fam +I went in to chase bank to make a payment on my credit card all chase banks in my city have bullet proof glass in front of the teller . +How do you beat a native american in a game of hide and seek? Just follow their trail of tears +africa . it 's the only place where mating decreases the population . +Yall incels fucked me in the ass Now ill never succeed in life man +Whats the difference between me and cigarette? My dad never left cigarette +Lauren Southern (Slutwalk viral video girl) doing an AMA now) +The only thing holding us back are our traitors and the 40billion anti-european people of the earth that flourished on our technology . +Why are Hens similar to Gay couples? They both give birth to their sons from the ass. I guess... +Alaska looks like a pretty good place to live - but then anywhere with lots of snow always looks good to me +Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD? Concentration camps. +I have major respect for Mbalula, but moving him to police when he was doing well in sports is highly questionable +Why does blacks get driven over by a car more on the winters than summers? They are easier to notice. +Funny how liberal socialists weren't screaming for gun control when a crazed Bernie supporter/Maddow follower/Trump protester shot up the Republican Congressional softball practice +how do you tell the difference between a muslim and a terrorist ? i have no clue and that 's kinda the problem is n't it +This crowd is insane . Love being here live. The Monday Night Raw after WrestleMania is so electric @WrestleMania @WWEUniverse +a jew with a boner charges at a brick wall . he breaks his nose . +I like my women like I like my grass Cut into pieces +I think the reason that the bigoted comments have so many thumbs up is because OMM (aka 40,000 moms) and the AFA have honed in on it. dont take it to heart. [...] I wonder if he would have such protests if they made the character African American..... +@foxandfriends @FoxNewsInsider they shouldn't be any sanctuary cities at all I wouldn't give you funding either for hiding illegals +10am to 8pm practice yesterday hahahaha no wonder I feel like a building was built on top of my dead body +If Londoners of 100 years ago could see the state of London today they would assume Britain had fought a war with pakistan, lost & been invaded +why would a asian guy nickname his private part ' mandingo ' ? man ! where my ding go ? ( * with accent ) +“I don’t care who the fuck you are, I’ll never work with you again. I’m a fucking person!” You’re a bloody nuisance, ya noisy thing, shhhh +How did the kids know that Santa Claus didn't exist? Cause the Jews tried to follow him looking for some presents and never came back. They just got lost after getting roasted really hard. + If it walks like a cuck and squawks like a cuck, it's a cuck. +I walked into a morgue one night while nobody was there, opened one of the coffins and noticed that one of the women had had a wet dream. I was shocked beyond all recognition. Yeah, the police didn't buy it either. +I'm curious too but what happened is still wrong in so many ways , no matter the race of the victim . +RT @MissKeiParker: @WeekndJammin sheeeeeit you tell me! I wana fat bitch that smell like bologna 😍😩 +Is your dick black? Of course it is, that’s why you beat it. +RT @UmChillBreaux: it's never about the hoes he's entertaining , it's always about the fact that he's entertaining these hoes ! +Im thinking that if whites in mass began PLE 's the jews would just cross out the word white and add the word minority in its place . +r/relationships reminding us that men have no rights when it comes to abortion, not even the right to know about it. +The morning after, hung over, struggling to remember how that pile of o'reilly books ended up in your bed. "WHAT DID I CODE LAST NIGHT" +Few Sex Ed Resources Specifically for Men This is an attempt to change that. +Knigger knock knock "Knock Knock" "Who's there" "Not your dad" +If you're a company in SF that has an abuse/community dept or person, this is something you want to be a part of. Hit me up. randi@randi.io +@urHIGHnesss_ 😂 nah lemme chill i love the bitches +What do you call a muslim school shooter? Student +For those trying to keep all the scandals straight: Uranium 1 Awan Bros Fake Dossier IRS Targeting Hezbolah/Drugs Spying on Trump Fast n Furious Benghazi Private Server Classified Emails Unmasking & Leaking Rigging Primary Bergdahl Spying on AP Extortion 17 Solyndra Etc +And would it kill one of these fucking cis girls to JUST ONCE call me a woman? Is it that hard? Am I too disgusting?? Help me understand!!?? +All hoe money is gooooooooooood +The solution to #poverty is not to bring them unearned wealth, but to be WITH them as #Christ would. +Who said those were Jews from Israel on that chart ? +Whoa, I didn't think you'd listen to this kind of music. It's nearly all the same as mine! +If you're a cop in a black hood, you'll probably kill a lot of black people If you're a cop in a white hood, you'll still probably kill a lot of black people. +why would the holocaust have failed if the victims were islamic ? because it would have been impossible to get a muslim to take a shower . +If you want something I don't want you to want, you're entitled. +Can't stand when one of ma mates says let's get an Uber 😷😷😷😷😷 it's called a fucking taxi +Unlike you, who is hilariously ignorant and can't spell "racist" @MattLevine66 Im sorry but girls are just rly unfunny #norasict #nosexist +jenga i could have a game of jenga with michael j fox and that tower would be more " strong and stable " than theresa may. +plus i should have like $200 credited to my account 😕 mfs got me fucked up +Daily reminder: We all lost out on the great Genetic Lottery +He's totally white on the inside. +you know what they say about muhammad ali he floats like a butterfly and stinks like death +why was the gay proctologist fired ? he was overcharging for reach - arounds . +Bitches hate me . I wish they'd say it when I see em 🤷🏽‍♀️ +I dont understand when people follow u & u follow them back & then they unfollow u, do people really care bout the # of followers they have? +i heard ryan and sharpay took their audition failure badly . . n columbine high school musical +what 's the difference between a black man and a tire . there 's none . once you put chain on them they start signing . +I have a photo shoot thing tomorrow I guess. I need to clean my apartment and dye my hair and get this dumb code done ughh UGHHHH +Freedom of the press was only so the Press could report the truth not to be a Democrat propaganda machine that's exactly what Hitler did +Why is Ca the melting pot of America it is so hard to fine people that have the same views on our white race as i have ? +Just remember, when Plan B doesn’t work There’s always abortion. +what does a baby look like in a microwave ? i do n't know , i close my eyes when i masturbate . +What did the captain of the Titanic say? "I'm nominating all passengers for the ice bucket challenge" +no one else in the fucking universe likes trans girl fox +I think you already know the answer to your own question . +Would someone be willing to buy a girl a meninist tshirt? +RT @Jakelewis44_: We don't luv deez hoes😏 http://t.co/oFjlxAO5SF +the police are like a box of chocolates they kill your dog . +Notice how no one ever gives male gymnasts shit for being less flexible than female gymnasts, or says men can't play piccolo or some shit +In 36 hours Chase will undergo genital mutilation against his will and that of his mother - here's 8 ways we can help stop this child abuse +RT @mirah_101: i look at EVERY bitch ass that walk past me ! +pineapple is so nasty, it’s so sour and evil, and in fruit cup form? its fuckin DEMONIC +i'm so sad i can't smell pri's farts :( i bet they smell better than mine i hope we meet one day and toot away +my girlfriend and i were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said " make love to me like in the movies . " so i fucked her in the ass , pulled out , and came all over her face and hair . i guess we do n't watch the same movies . +@saraelizabethj4 that's what happens when you date a colored +#Syria I hate the bs corrupt, all destroying government of the United States. I hope the US crush financially, like all the former empires +Anyone in Scotland who voted No in 2014 but who no longer recognises the UK they voted for is very welcome in the Yes movement #ScotRef +[Meta, crosspost from r/announcements] brace yourselves: an upcoming reddit "feature" will be the quarantine of politically incorrect subs that aren't technically breaking rules. +What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair +What's the difference between a child and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. +Where to put the jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? In a Concentration Camp! +What's red, white, and wheeled? Stephen Hawking falling down a flight of stairs. +I understand the personal preference. I do prefer slim fits, but in a more conservative sense. The jacket does fit beautifully and I really like the tie and shirt with it. +This Rebecca pregnancy storyline hasn't even started I'm already sick to death of it, fucking kill Rebecca off, stupid, pointless character! +Comlex simplicity Excrutiating extacy Boo hu hu Roses red, Violet's Blu, Utmost Regards from u Already 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 +chester bennington , chris cornell , and robin williams were all hanging out when . when ryan dunn and paul walker crashed and burned the party . +How relieved must Harvey Weinstein be now?Just another face in the crowd. +what does a pervert like on his toast ? truffle butter . +Wanna play the rape game? Her: NO! Somebody help! Me: That's the spirit! +i do n't understand why islamic fundamentalists blow themselves up on the off chance of receiving virgins . i mean , become a catholic priest and get them now ! +I wish my mom was a decent person Then maybe I wouldn't be as depressed over having no sisters to fuck. +man as that video went along i got more and more fearful that there would be a tag at the end stating all in the video had been assaulted or murdered. glad it turned out better than that . +ain't no problem in cutting ppl off. save that space for somebody who'll benefit from u and vice versa +Bad bitches is the only thing I like +alcohol is the only cope from now on i will get extremely drunk every night +How can you tell that a man is well hung? You can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck. +Listening to @twoscooters talk about how harassment is important. And how we are going to help you through it. +My notifications are full of man tears! I thought I was going to have to wait till Christmas! Thank you baby Jesus!!! +Why did John throw his clock out of the window? It reminded him of Andrew Clock who knife raped his wife. +.@BlackOpal80 Like, if #GamerGate really just hated women, why bother with GG? Need NO permission to hate. They could just hate/play games. +Ayyyeeeee I feel like all my friends find me annoying af and I'm nothing more than a burden. *finger guns* why do I exist. +Tone policing doesn't work and it EXTRA doesn't work after Happy Hour on Thursday. *all the middle fingers* +How do i like my niggers? On the rocks. +I think we all know why the Chinese birth rate is so low. What do you think the secret ingredient of Ragu is? +Face that our nation made for a better way if we could see that this nation divided issue of government has to change is the facts that is true we need good people that don't accept the low road as most Democrats have to fight a system that they had full well ability to work with Republicans to fix +wadhwa started contacting journalists that follow me on twitter to tell them how disappointed he is in them. #stopwadhwa2015 +I call you that because that's what you are. You're Chinese. You're Oriental. It's what you are. +' These niggahs bitches call they momma tell her come and get'emm ! It's either that it shoot him or shoot whoever with him . +If a rich person went into a poor neighbourhood to torment them he would be the worst human alive, why is it ok for stacey and chad to come here and torment us? +When people keep talking to you and the conversation has already ended. And still, #BlackLivesMatter +God, they should just shut up and be happy for me instead of making me feel guilty! +Camden New Jersey demographics : Hispanic - 36,379 ( 47.0 % ) Black alone - 34,277 ( 44.3 % ) White alone - 3,792 ( 4.9 % ) Asian alone - 1,599 ( 2.1 % ) Two or more races - 938 ( 1.2 % ) American Indian alone - 235 ( 0.3 % ) Other race alone - 109 ( 0.1 % ) Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone - 15 ( 0.02 % ) +RT @BluntOfLoud: Reason Why These Bitches Secretly Hate Me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/ixJD7B4ZDz +What's the different between a black person and a trampoline? You take of your shoes when your jumping on a trampoline. +You're cute for a dark-skinned girl. +is it called " black friday " because people act like they 're rioting ? +Never date the Japanese When I broke up with one,I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message +what 's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight ? alien v. predator +Synonymous words: Feminist Asshole Black Moron Loudmouth Jerk Muslim Goat Screwer Illegal Hispanic Taco Jew Penny Pincher +For those who like to pass out papers The Nationalist Times is looking for you ! +no matter how hard u try to be a nice person some ppl will always just get on your efffinggggg nervesss +Get me out of this fuCKING CAST!!!!! I can't take it anymore and it's only day 3 so this should be a really fun time for me. +I want to thank everyone at GAB for this uncensored and fantastic social media site. +"@adriwadrri: No love for these fuck niggas" hoes* +"We have one of the smartest guy in the world as our SecDef. I'm not worried about #syriastrike being ""ok"" or not." +what 's the difference between a joke and dicks ? your mom ca n't take a joke +I took a race and ethnicity class at the college I went to . +Portable Stainless Steel Vegetable Peeler, only $5.76 https://t.co/XGyIhmVSpC via @kitchenhandle https://t.co/ut8wwrFtgb +I fucked my girlfriend's best friend I mean she had the nicest ass in kindergarten +What is the thing 9 out of 9 living people enjoy? Gang rape +What kind of file can make a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole A Pedophile +my guess is that ripple gonna consolidate at around 0.00018 bitcoin +Yes most certainly now you need to recruit more of you friends an such to join Stormfront and help our movement ! +I like my woman like i like my coffee Not black +For me its not about sex I just want to be wanted and appreciated by someone I like yet I dont even understand how couples even meet each other. +Sessions just needs to grow a set and go after the deep state instead of worrying about potheads. +When you're talking to your 11 year old nephew and realize that he has more of a social life than you. #TeamAlwaysNap 😩 +These bitches loud for no reason +She must be having the time of her life cause ain't heard from her since she stopped by and got some money at 1 in the morning but it's cool +"RT @Midlifecrisis18: Her: * holding divorce papers * "" I fucking hate you"" Me: * hands her a Pepsi * Her: * rips off her clothes *" +what do you call michael j. fox walking around ? twitch plays pokémon go . +What has 2 heads,5 arms, and 3 legs? The Boston bomb finish line +What’s the difference between my meat and the children in my basement? My meat doesn’t scream when it’s being beaten. +Car salesman: *slaps roof of Volkswagen* You can fit so many fucking Jews in here. +What was the most common played game during the Irish potato famine? Hot potato. +Yankees went through the entire batting order and still batting with 2 outs and on the 4th batter right now lol and Yankees lead 9-0 +What are you WEARING? You look like a dude! +Why do leaves fall faster than an emo Because the emo hanged itself +I like my beer how I like my women... cold and bitter, and paid for by someone else. +when im there with a ghetto ass accent being shy as hell like +What did you expect, letting Muslims in the military? +@davidro50017125 What the actual fuck, man?! 😂😂😂 Can't believe people are following that weirdo, clearly mentally unstable. +I am voting for Trump over The Rock in 2020 and I love WWE and the Rock. +That's now 2 people that I love that have gotten into car accidents in the past month and thankfully both people were not injured 🙏 +My new word o ' the week ( which has somehow become the word o ' two weeks ) : torpid : tor * pid adj : 1 ) Dormant ; hibernating . +Signing bang average Championship players and Aston Villa rejects had condemned us to relegation. Fucking shambles +And out of the black a figure forms A soldier in the sky With a drop of love Trying to set you free +Man 34 fond in prison dead after getting 2 years for wrapping bacon on mosque door handle +this fic just threw me the biggest curveball of my life i had to turn off my screen n contemplate a lil +Me: I ran over a black person today officer Officer: don't you mean he ran in front of you. +Just LOL at being a sub 7 male Unless you're a 8 there's no point, 7 here reporting in, for 8's you might as well enjoy it while you can as soon only 9s will get any. +Definition of sexism... @SarahKylee_13 I'm not sexist, but I believe men and women have their roles in the house. +How do you destroy the Middle East? Set a Middle Eastern on fire. Alternatively, you can just poke a hole in the ground and drop a lit match. Either way, you’d be igniting an explosive +What band does Jesus Christ hate the most? Nine Inch Nails +About those training : I never realized they had all that equipment . +what s the best thing about a year old girl ? flip her around and its a year old boy . +What do you do when you don’t have a slinky You push a blind orphan down the stairs +"@OneHopePerFrame ""R-right. Um… do you have a good group of friends to talk to?"" *he sips his coffee*" +Too many bitches got rabies And I hate a ho hoppin' woman #Stank pussy-poppin' woman +.@tarah @girlziplocked @hypatiadotca @justkelly_ok @ameliagreenhall when ur writing a book about WiT, it is prob not a good idea to do this. +Somebody Got To Come Out Of Pocket Bout This Scratch On My Car😡 Tf Nobody Is Holding My Car No More😤 +How do you make a bunch of african children do the mexican wave? Make them stand in a line and throw a loaf of bread over them +But remember, it's not OP... as she claims, it's the post-partum hormones doing all this! So it's *not her fault!* Free pass! +I want my girlfriend to have a hair that my hands can flow through not get stuck through. Like a girl that is Puerto Rican or Brazilian. +The bulge in a conservative girls pants is her pistol The bulge in a liberal girls pants is her penis +How many black people does it take to lay a roof? Depends how you slice em’ +Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her! +What should you do if your soda is too warm in a Chinese restaurant? Call for ICE. +What's the difference between a prostitute and onions? I cry when I cut up onions +my mom and i have moved onto chicago fire bc she won't watch PD but i'm so sad bc i know shay dies but i'm in love w her +This might take the cake of the biggest load of bullsh ! t the Jews have tried to pass by the goyim . +Today is exactly 100 years since it was released . +I have just come up with THE best pickup line for getting Jewish girls If I was in charge of deciding which concentration camp you were sent to, it would definitely be Hawtschwitz +You're right. It's much more productive to avoid the platform hosting student jobs completely and hope that a job falls into your lap. +How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb in a dark room? None, they'll beat the room for being black. +yahoo.com/news/palestinian-leaders-urge-plo-suspend-recognition-israel-211606564.html … Trump also infuriated the Palestinians by refusing to commit to the idea of an independent Palestinian state, and recently threatened to cut hundreds of millions of dollars in US aid. +Women nearly kill a man for pushing their friend. +The thing makes me sad is now people will think i love jaemin just cause he reminds ym in some angles :( i love my son cause he is himself. +I shoot a `` souped up '' first year Ruger Old Army . +Is there a more hated group than male virgins I don't understand from a sociological perspective why there is such hatred of virgin men over about age 17 by women. +The Atomic Blackpill is our "I Have A Dream" in how much it is going to change society's views on things. +A'ja Wilson wrapping up the MOP honours. SC is very close to winning their first ever #nationalchampionship title. +What the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet comes out of the chamber +What's the difference between a nigger and a trans person? You can still sell the nigger, noone wants to buy the tranny. +How was Hitler such a cool dude Well he did get 6 million people baked for the rest of their lives +Well said Ghost but , dont bother with that dude-he is one of those that always has to have the last word so it will just go on and on . +If you get a follow from @randileeharper, yes, that is me. Being a CEO is scary, and I want a private account for yelling :P +Why did helen kellers dog kill itself? You would too if you were called "WEAAAGHURRGHHAAA" +How do you get an emo of a tree Cut the rope +Fucked around and messed with you now im playing for it. +What's the difference between a 3 year old girl and a Fleshlight? I don't cum in a dead Fleshlight every few hours. +What's the difference between a Catholic priest, and a Boy Scout Scoutmaster? One is called father, the other is called daddy. How are they similar? They both rape you. +Little timmy is licking a butthole and all of a sudden he tastes some horse semen "So that's what killed you, grandpa" +An oxymoron: Black people +The Robot can tell the price movements in the next few seconds, that's why it's easy to win much money very fast. #BestExpertAdvisor #Bonus +Related: my nephew was forever getting detention for stupid shit like not having the right shoes COS HIS DAD WOULDN… https://t.co/UmwD8xNDyo +This is the offical page for weather in powell county kentucky this page will only actavate when severe weather is imminent +I saw the picture before I saw the title properly . +"@haroldaddyxD UH HELL FUCKING YEAH !!!!!!!! it's 8am tho and I'm still ""sleeping"" >:))" +Time to play my favorite game: is it the stomach flu, did I eat something wrong or is my crohns dz back with a vengeance +It's time for @WWEEmberMoon Vs #NXTWomensChampion @WWEAsuka for the #NXTWomensTitle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NXTTakeOverOrlando #NXTTakeOver +A comment on /r/blackpeopletwitter literally calling ALL men trash has 166 upvotes +How unfortunate that no one cares what you think. @E_B_A_H__3 Im not sexist, but football ain't meant for women +I ran out of characters for the great great great etc grandfather part of GOD being my DAD. We go way way way way way way back; way back. +Psalm 143:10 Teach me to do your will, for you are my God; may your good Spirit lead me on level ground. +For this I bless you most: You give much and know not that you give at all. - Khalil Gibran #give #bless +I'll continue this thread till non-lifting fags stop lifting like idiots at the gym... Which is never. +Not much of a man, are you? +Tell me a non-white country that isn't an absolute shit hole/corrupt beyond repair/boring/unfree/lame as fuck. +What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson Neil Armatrong walks on the moon. Michael Jackson Fucks little boys. +What's better than back to back gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded +RT @HornyFacts: I call my penis The Titanic because so many bitches went down on it. +I dont want to argue but will you nordicists ever stop claiming that blondism in the rest Europe only comes from your lands ? +"Hate to be that bitch that says ""I was born in the wrong generation"" but fr I don't belong in this time" +RT @madisongesiotto: Go be an idiot somewhere else https://t.co/9S82DzVJV4 +Hi Corperal J.J QANON here draining the swamp one day at a time today 25000 indictments sealed Pedophelia is sickening good will always triumph over evil, SEMPER FI God bless Merry Christmas. +Will do so on Monday , David Irving is a political prisoner in a Europe where you can deny the existence of Jesus Christ but go to jail for denying the existence of gas chambers . +thats just stupid to say that , because you have probably heard maybe 10-20 artists and those are the * * * * * * s on TV and stuff. there are tons of white , non-wigerish rappers that dont `` scream '' about something +OH OK @MelvoBaptiste This isn't sexist before anyone starts, it's just true..... Female comedians are not funny!! Not one! Ever! +What breaks when you give it to a 5 year old? Their hip +The Chinese have really built their country in the past few decades and that included lots of high speed rail . +With the recent upswing in fatcels, we're on the verge of becoming r/fatpeoplehate 2.0 I'm okay with this Fatcel = volcel +The strike #antimarch should be violent and dangerous. South African government only understand violence much better than normal language +11:11 - a job a fucking job doing what I want to do that's it...to pass the bar and a fucking job +please , just let me finish . " i said to my wife during . . an argument last night . " no i will not let you finish ! " she yelled , pulling me off the prostitute . +Is there any country that I can move to where there are no blacks or Asians ? +I had a great time as usual on Friday night ! +In case you had ANY doubt that there's a double standard to virginity +Men of the MMA, what are some of your favorite mount positions? +@EASPORTS_MUT if you pull a ultimate ticket please don't remake like 4 Deon sanders make someone knew +The Walking Dead Leather Jacket https://t.co/e9vzKXo8Zb via @eBay #MyBestEverDecision St. Petersburg Jenna Lyons Trea Turner Sen. Coons +But something definitely needs to be corrected like I said besides War because the poor needs help as well money spent on stupid stuff could easily end poverty because it's them and the middle class suffering the worst +i'm supposed to be revising for the next 2 weeks but i'm just going to spend it curled up in bed crying over @juanmata8 +What do Toys R Us and anti-vaxxers have in common? They both don’t want kids to grow up +LAST TWEET B4 I BECOME INACTIVE I WAS SO JEALOUS CUZ HARRY POTTER CAN TALK TO SNAKES. I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT I WAS TALKING TO THEM +I was at school and had this huge boner when I saw this girl... Do any other dads have this problem when they drop their son off to school? +"@ThatniggaTroy: Oomf so fuckin fine tho 😩 dam" @ her, don't be no bitch. +"RT @YoungNino215_: I hate y'all stupid ass philky kids who started putting an ""o"" in ""bul"" its youngbul not youngboul 🙄" +What do you call a sniper in the hood? Pest exterminator. +If my kid is trans, it can use whatever bathroom it wants at the adoption center. +How was Jesus ordered to be at the stake? A well done T-bone +The solution is simple : buy a bitch +If you want to march against Helen Zille why don't you instead of asking those who are marching against something else why they don't? +Did you know that using BitChute exposes your IP address prior to my public disclosure? +Kent in talks to sign Milne for Blast: New Zealand fast bowler Adam Milne is in discussions to play in this season's NatWest T20 Blast as… +I'd make a joke about Kate Spade But at this point, it's low hanging fruit. +A black guy sits on a chair and dies Calculate the voltage +Hi @zaynmalik Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile Can u follow me & @hespoweranger & @cjocelynnxo love you. 💞77,532 +> [removed] Fight me, mod. +The person that tweet was targeted at was commenting on an article that describes Musk's negative view on public transportation. The comment calls Musk an elitist for wanting personal and individual public transportation, which he is trying to achieve through his boring company and maglev rails. [...] For reference, the tweet in question +what do you call a jew that gets on the train to auschwitz voluntarily ? a stupid jew . what do you call a jew that is forced to get on the train to auschwitz ? a stupid jew . +Second time these gentrified bitches got on my nerves this morning. +Left Behind? Is Impact Investing starting to exclude those it's designed to help? https://t.co/qeItwxT8Jd… https://t.co/YWUSBSaqGR +Today, you are required to express your belief in egalitarianism so you can keep earning enough money to escape its consequences. +Brandon fucking pranked me w a fake snake today and I literally almost peed myself +What’s faster than a speeding bullet A Jew with a coupon +What is the difference between my Gun and my Dick ? Both of them kills, but I stop using the gun after the death . +JUST IN: Waste Management says it will distribute a $2,000 bonus to every North American employee not on a bonus or sales incentive plan, including hourly and other employees, due to tax reform - CNBC +Having kids gives you a new perspective on a lot of things... ...like clubbing seals +Woman gave birth inside a Walmart bathroom and dumped the infant in the trash, police say (redditor finds it is her second crime against children) +I am willing to attend , support and protect Mr. Taylor 's event and his freedom of speech anywhere close to Michigan +I never came to this sight trying to create a disturbance . +Drake University expelled a male student after female student forced a sex act upon him. +Oh damn Juan W. on the Five, so switching 2 Cavuto. I hate Juan, he's moronic & never says anything that he hasn't heard a Dem say. +i've seen it , the whole thing and i remember the part where he started to talk about BLACK MALES and showed a bunch of these news clips saying `` the suspect is a black male '' etc. acting like we are suppose to feel sorry for them and they are all innocent. and like you said , i don`t think one black person was interviewed ... +most of the people who survived were in the vip unfortunately most of them now have hiv +How long have you been in Canada for? +I'm still wrestling with wanting to get GTA V, and it's something I have to remind myself. +Happy birthday beautiful ❤️💃🏼@Adebolaa_O I pray God grants all your heart desires b...God's blessings dear 🙏🏻 I still owe you puff puff 🙊 +Somewhere in Gorilla position, Vince is now cussing up a blue storm because Shane just chucked the commentators' scripts. #WrestleMania #WWE +I read about what Princess Diana did in her lifetime, and her death made me cry. She got her blood all over that really nice car. +What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a black man? A car thief who can't drive +What’s a suicidal military vet’s favorite car? a KIA +I got a bad ass habit of turning the car off without putting the gearshift in park 😭😭 wtf +I honestly do not know why we still have class, we literally sit there for an 1hr and 15min and do nothing +What a fucking stupid bitch shut the fuck up already +@spartandawg23 @sparty_designs That's it, I'm fucking blocking you, can't deal with your ass +this the one👌RT @SumthinNueee hoes dont be wantin ya nigga, they want ya happiness, thinkin he gone do 4 them what he does for u😂 silly hoes +"so many girls are like ""buy me this and I'll be ur valentine"" like damn I'd be happy to just spend the day with someone on valentines day" +Seeing the teams of white nations have black players in their ranks is a depressing site to see.They should be representing the best of our nations not the worst +Facebook and Twitter are the answer to exploding your #business with DAILY #LEADS https://t.co/N1undV8kFJ https://t.co/znpirInAjq +don't look at me like I've got a banana in my hand, you fucking monkey. +I read a few things about him awhile back and he is far to the left as so many of them are . +i look thru my faves mentions when they make a thread on a sociopolitical issue to prepare myself for the fuckery ill face as a professor +So ok We are not idiots , but We see and do not act . +"Wen all of his family always telling me that ""sana u'll end up together"" i always pray and hoping po hehe 💕💕" +Anyone have feelings for someone who has no idea? Ayye, it's fucking awful. +Im more worried about all the seismic activity taking place in Cal right now... #california #earthquakes #maga +Safari is trash! Getting Help don't mean he wrote all her songs! So he wrote No Frauds also? @DonaldP47082631 @HOT97 +>tfw the cashier is nice with you because if she is not nice with you she could be fired +Do you know what the leading cause of pedophilia is? sexy kids +[ oc ] do you know why chester bennington had kids ? he was a real swinger . +60 people have perished in Athens Sources say they died in a Greece Fire +What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene +wh444t, com3 on. 1 thought you of 4ll p3opl3 would b3 psych3d to g3t 4 l1l mor3 r3pr3z3nt4t1on from th3 l4d13s UP 1NZ. +Imagine you were up for a Big Interview today. Somewhere in Dublin, after years of hanging on. With the office right by the bus stop. +The facts that actuly the homeless dont put a price on our own homes is true they dont but as the courts do means they put a price on our own family's also in say if they can stay or not when they are in need and all it takes is one phone call or lawsuit to stop you from helping friends and family +I found a pink bicycle with training wheels Biggest pain in the ass to remove from my front bumper. +What's the difference between a 300-pound overweight tumblr feminist and a BDSM-fetishist? The latter can take a joke. +"Dumbest sentence in a while uttered against someone in comments in fb: ""Factual ka kasi, hindi ka marunong magsuri."" ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?" +RT @ogkaykay_: y'all hoes so annoying 😒 +I just think life is hard enough without being gay on top of it. +#Brexit must be more than good for the British people if the establishment is fighting this hard against it. +I #LITMPagtatapat #FPJAPBalikBilibid #MDHKasagutan It Will never change baby MCLISSE IWFIL OnStarMusic +Oh, you'll get in - you're a girl and you're a minority. +I don't understand how you actually have a round butt and big boobs. I mean, you're Asian for crying out loud! +Also, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you @JustinRoiland @danharmon +What is blue and has black spots? The mediterranean sea.. +fuck all that hate.. just bust they head with greatness +28th Dec 1694 Mary II joint ruler of England, Scotland & Ireland died of smallpox leaving William III to reign alone. +Woman 1:: It's good that they didn't give [cultural artefacts] back, they're probably better off in the UK than in Greece and Egypt. Woman 2:: Maybe... but I don't like that argument. We kept hold of Indonesia for a long time saying, "we know better what's good for your country than you do." Woman 1:: Well, let's face it, we did. Sitting in the train, I overheard two white, native Dutch young women discussing the British museum. To be fair, the other woman reacted shocked, but it still made me, as a Dutch-Indonesian woman, feel worthless and thought of as inferior. +Why don't Jews eat ass? Scared of the gas +So I was eating my grandmas pussy when I think to myself "This tastes a lot like horse semen" And then I say to myself "I wonder if thats how she died?" +What do you call an asian jew? Sue Goy +"""I know, right? Thank god Rogers isn't here. He'd me after me with his Language thing the whole time..""" +Everything is a reminder of our subhumanity watch a live stream think about donating as i like the show streamer shows or talk about his gf never watch the stream again watch a movie/serie principal character has a gf stop watching read a book principal character has a gf stop reading +MISGENDERED AND IS MY DISCERNMENT BLUNTED BY STEROIDS OMG +Why do orphans like to go to church? So they can have someone to call father. +Was it really better for non-male-models 50 or 100 years ago? +how did michael jackson hide his erections ? he put a blanket over it . xpost : r / sickipedia +HOW MANY ANGLES DOES MY FIST NEED I DON'T UNDERSTAND @echofade @angryaussie +Why was the tourist not allowed to go back to the U.S.A? They got quite a tan, +I found church exhausting, you know with all the kneeling and standing up I wish the priest could just pick a posistion and f*** me +Can't wait to see all the Lukaku haters faces when he leaves in the summer and we replace him with Troy fucking Deeney +rosie is o fucking annoying bruh. i'm like .2 seconds away from decking this girl +My father always watched over me. From sleeping at 6 to being married now at 24. Always. Mastrubating along. +When u tell ppl ur ultimate goal is to work for yourself they give all types of side eyes, stares like u don't know what you are talkin bout +Up and let the heat pop bitch +No, but considering everyone I see with an iPad seems to carry around a portable keyboard and mouse, you'd might as well buy a laptop. And yes, I can carry it around, sans the accelerometer. [...] I can justify an iPad for business use, but that's it. +@KayFLiii fuck bitches +Streams now is all about seeing what music is good enough that you can listen to over and over without getting tired of it. Haha +My name is Estevan, I play Buffalo, a character who's a men's rights activist in an independent movie; my character knows more about the movement than I do, but I'd like to know what are some myths, or misconceptions about the men's rights movement you wish you could debunk? +Benefits Specialist - Brockton, MA 02301, US #jobs #Brockton pls RT: We are looking for Benefit Specialists to… https://t.co/WIANlGSslj +You should know the answer all along i get paid to watch when it's too hot outside for angels to fly. +So Andy Signore from ScreenJunkies got "exposed" It's funny because if he had Chad looks he could do the EXACT same shit to women as he did and no one would have criticized him for it, hell, he'd have been applauded. +Why do the handicapped make poor lawyers? Their cases don’t have a leg to stand on +If for women there are feminists, is there something like that for men? +Ain't nobody fucking with me and I put that on their MOTHERS life ! +Anybody on here have a better suggestion for a much faster browser been using Microsoft Edge and Google Chrome both are lagging +I recently watched an item on the BBC news in which a headteacher from a school in Birmingham was interviewed about a lack of funding . +Hitlery = Sore Loser Nobody likes a sore loser. +How many babies do you need to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw. +What's the difference between my daughter and school? I don't shoot kids in the school. +Just fuck my shit up And if my body was visible it would be even lower probably.. +To restructure u/AltBlackRealist ‘s argument, BLM is predicated on the constant assumption that police brutality is still on the rise and that the government isn’t doing anything about it. It mandates that all cops are racist and sexist and a whole manner of other things, and that “…there aren’t just a few bad apples.” (Zarna Joshi) Essentially, BLM is an organization founded on admirable principles, but insisting that the atmosphere of racial politics is identical to that of the 1990s or early 2000s, which is when it actually was a valid hot-button issue, as there were things like an unarmed African-American youth being shot 42 times by police because he ran (later ruled a suicide). [...] I’m merely trying to prove that it’s overplayed and overblown in society. +If they have some marches and what not about showing pride in their culture you guys should go out and do the same If you could try and contact people you know in different cities and see if their willing to do the same . +Whats the difference between batman and blackman? Batman can walk into the store without Robin +what is it called when a group of niggers attack someone at midnighr pitch black attack +Yall niggas look like idiots holding your girls hand at the gym tbh 😂 +Rape is not a rhetorical device. Rape is not a rhetorical device. Rape is not a rhetorical device. +I just read prolly 11 tweets from 11 different girls about how their looong relationship ended today.. Daaaamn.. "Yo hoe will get SLAYED" +It's actually called *frequency illusion*, normally attributed to people's inability to think in statistical terms when faced with information about a single case. The Baader-Meinhof is only an obscure fact if the observer is the sort of ignorant american to whom anything happening overseas is an obscure fact. [...] Edit: so as not to repeat myself. +"""I can't believe trump LIED TO us!!!"" Screamed the man with the pepe the frog avi wearing a make America great again cap" +why was it a waste of time for me to make a " hunger strike " campaign ? because i was in ethiopia . +I'm so mad rn. I literally just watched birds eat a fucking napkin that someone couldn't throw in the trash can. Wtf man. +Having sex at work was great But then I got fired from the morgue +Do fathers get as much appreciation on Fathers Day as mothers do on Mothers Day? +I wish I could bring my dog out to eat with me! +I hate when recipes pop up on my timeline, I'm fucking starving & that does not help +I talked well to you all along. I do not feel like I'm answering you bad. Damn it!! +Sorry if you can't get married now! +#ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo +I went to Miss state and only saw 2 jews and they were students . +I know its mad but if I go to hell will you come with me or just leave +A few people poked me yesterday, but I was up to my eyeballs in meetings. Responding later this morning. +I haaate thinking back to it bc the feeling of how much I missed him & his voice overwhelms me now idk how I did it +Because you support an ideology which imposes it 's will on other people , and then you attack those people for merely resisting their own genocide +Do we have any fellow #LocoNuts in the Twin Cities? +Her forehead sticks out her eyes are small and close together her nose at the tip is bulbous I do n't see anything European about her apart from the fact she 's got fair skin . +So excited to bring back the information I have learned at the EdTech Summit to our system! #oneLC #edtechteam +Milo Yiannopoulos posts in support of circumcision, leading with appeals to appearance +I ain't with the buggin' She get pissed off, did wrong & dipped on! Haaaa +Lmfao this is some straight up retarded shit up in here +"When people say ""it doesn't seem like you & Reuel argue"" when our arguments are crazy & psycho as hell 🙃 oh, we argue alright." +I’m gonna open the time capsule I made as a kid Can’t wait to see how much my puppy has grown! +"Lead us not into mistranslation: pope wants Lord's Prayer changed" I'm not opposed to that, but I think starting it with "Allahu Akbar" is going a bit too far. +David, This will answer your questions about our activism and ability to acquire resources much better than I can . +White, I agree with some of your points but also not with others . +@ChickPhilA I don't know yet! I have to go pick it up. All I know is it's a #septasocialhero shirt :) +I bring this up cause the caveat is I suspect ubisoft was the one that made nintendo take down the game in the first place. Ubisoft plays1/2 +Life be my bitch and that hoe move when I say so 💯 http://t.co/ezO2QUqVhu +i dont honestly know if this is a white appropriation problem or a queer history disconnect problem .... its probably both +"i was trying to make myself think i was straight so bad when i was legit tweeting shit like ""i'm not gay but i want ___ to sit on my face""" +Lol Sukri's replies just made me wanna cry... I know how bad I am in maintaining relationships with friends but that's not related to work +Waking up the morning after an acid facial looking like tuna sashimi. Forgive my appearance today @tonguetweets +I guess these blind idiots overlooked the NFL and NBA , If they do n't like it why do n't they just leave , No one will miss them . +Feminism should be inclusive. What Rosie is doing just blows my mind. Weaponizing "feminism" against WoC... holy crap. +You Should expand your circle of WNs full stop . +Having sex with an old woman is like a pot pie You have to break through the crust to get to the meat +DCC bitches knocked out on the grass +What do you call a pedophile at the pool? Pedo in a speedo +What Does a Black Person and a 6 Hour erection have in common? If they don't go away you have seek immediately help +i told my girlfriend she looks sexier with her hair tied back... apparently it’s “insensitive” to say that to a cancer patient. +Being incel leaves a black hole in your life It sucks all enjoyment and make succeeding in any undertaking a completely impossible struggle. +Hi all , never posted in here before but ive been on sf for ages. live near london - but thinking about relocating up north ( i cant imagine why lol ) +I would rethink your profile picture. Employers look at facebook to screen candidates. +Fat roastie on Twitch drops blackpill while making thousands of dollars off of orbiters +But as much as i appreciate physical beauty,i still think that nothing can beat the beauty of the soul 🦋 +He killed me when he said it was over .. Now I'm in the middle of nowhere And got no space to breath +How do you get away with raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers +How do you NOT make a porno with a gay guy? Go ask August Ames for advice. +I FUCKING KNEW IT OH MY GOD #TheWalkingDeadFinale #TheWalkingDead +Lately she's been giving me worse and worse blowjobs I don't really understand what changed. Maybe it's because she started teething? +I hate weekends My local gym is as closed as an woman labia when they see me, i have nothing else to do with my life except shitpost here and wait to monday so i can return to my journal as an gymcel +RT @KiraLaJasmine: Shout out to my mama cause she ain't raise no hoe +If she did use the money to buy food or get a place to stay and did n't use it to buy drugs or something like that , I would n't say you done a bad thing . +the black condom a man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“hey , can i get a piece from one of your fine ladies you 've got here ? ” “ sorry sir , ” the owner responds , “ but , we 're all full . ” “ aw , please i really need some poon tang ! ” and the owner awnswers , “ well , there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom . ” “ whatever , ” the man answers quickly and races upstairs . a few hours later the man comes down and says ' ' wow , that was great . she did n't even make any noise . but why did i have to wear the black condom ? ” and the owner answers , “ respect for the dead . ” +2015 is the year I read no books by white cis men. Luckily, my goodreads queue is mostly not white cis men anyway. +How to make a woman's eyes glow? You put a flashlight in the ear +we are just worried about the wrong damn things as a society like who fucking cares if a woman wears makeup or weave. read a damn book +RT @BlackJeezuss: bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 12 inch dick +RT @CreationOfJay: No girl sucks dick but somehow all dudes get head. Dudes only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly girls getting pregnant… +Thank you Norwich City Council for letting me off my parking fine ... I promise to be good in future 😊 +I like my babies like I like my eggs Scrambled, but I won't complain if they're fried. +what 's the difference between a priest and a zit ? a zit wait til your to come on your face +These hoes ain't yours it's just yo turn #💯💯 u hear me? +My walmart tee's count as designer? RT @StonyXx: These niggas hoes in designer clothes 😭 +What's the difference between a homosexual man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out. +And if you did see the worlds least powerful and influential people will destroy you! +Why do I love my wife ,daughter and granddaughter equally? a Good father should love all of his childs equally . +You make it sound so romantic , more like a bunch of sickos sacrificing a child in pennance for the sins they have commited over the last year so they can start a new year of muder and robbery with a clean conscience . +Why did hitler liked going fast in his car? Because he liked going full gas +Feel like loading 40 put it to a nigga head, blow out the bad stories +What's the difference between me and cancer? My mother survived when she had cancer. +I feel sorry for the people who died on the River Rapids.... There families will be fluming! +So a black guy walks in KFC Because he wants chicken whats wrong with that +How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you can throw. +The lies on this here Twitter “@Libra_DTF: You niggas wouldn't know grade a pussy even if it slapped you cross the face !” +ZQUAD STREAM STILL GOT TIME #Zayn & #TaylorSwift “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” #Mashup @radiodisney https://t.co/kb92MtBDkX +Just dropped my phone in a tub of mayo! Fucking Hellman +2016 Was the U.S. Music Industry’s Best in 8 Years #robots https://t.co/mOocwgGCnM https://t.co/7OvrGejb8T +I'm fine with homeless people who have psychological disorders, but what I don't understand is NORMAL people who have to be homeless. Why don't they get jobs? Why don't they get help from family? +There's more sex and sleaze condensed on the shelves of the check out line than you 'll get in 2 hours of TV - and 2 hours of TV is lethal to your spirit ! +Coworker:: ... I mean, there were *black* people there. Me:: You don't have to whisper the word "black." It's not a bad word. Coworker:: But I wouldn't want anyone to think I was racist! +.@NotAllBhas @sydneyparkerr "I watched 4 episodes of In Living Color I AM KINDA AN EXPERT, GAWD" *hairflip* +trade free follows 20 x 20 I also accept dms I do rts I go first for extras trading solo dm giveaway access account free follows rare +About 1 in 5 long term relationships began with one or both partners being involved with someone else. +I saw a billboard advertising a sex-slave help hotline and called immediately. I wanted to see who they had available. +Consistently investigate what gives other people energy. Be the fan that fuels it. - Darren Rowse #quote +Why aren't there many jewish clowns? Because they are afraid of the gas in the baloons +70% of male erotic dancers have already experienced violence at work [French] (x-post from /r/KotakuInAction) +END MY FUCKING EXISTENCE KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME EDN MY FUCKING PAIN END IT END IT END IT I DONT SMDESERV THIS MY HIDEOUS BODY IS NOT MINE I AM NOT THIS SUBHUMAN FREAK END THIS FUCKING LIFE WHY WHY WHY WHY EHY GDGSGSGAHAGAGAGA +everyone I know that's in a relationship is so fucking petty +I can sincerely tell you that I am certain he was a beautiful man and I love names of honour and those which hold origo within our folklore . ... for him . +I don't remember if I ever had an interaction with anybody outside family or school +i wish i was lesbian so i wouldn't have to deal with bitch boys but mostly bc girls are rlly hot +Someone needs to make a virgin Wage Slave and a CHAD NEET do it +Why did Steven Hawking die? He lost wifi connection during an update +The members of Antifa are in for a rude awakening, if they think they will be victorious, if they start the shit they say they plan to on November 4th! +Was walking through tooting broadway in SW London a couple of weeks ago .... was the only white dude around and all I could see was nigs and pakis walking down the street spitting , made me feel ill ! +I was going to go to the paralympics... But I heard the parking is going to be a bitch +When did you officially realize you were an incel? +Yes, I have heard about that nickname for the city of Vancouver . +This IS GAY. Everyone in the class is doing as badly as me! +"@WhitCool88 @ @omnes_supra @womensmarch ""man"" and ""woman"" are not biological terms, they are gender terms, social/societal constructs." +I'm forever thankful for the people that make stupid ass threads of stuff that makes me crack up +Normans don't seem to realize that "incels are child rapists" and "incels are bitter virgin losers" are contradictory statements How can one be a virgin if one has committed the act of rape? +They say usain bolt finds out he's the father before every race. +That one time i dreamed of being chad All the girls that beat the shit out of me were all giggly around me in my dream and gave me their number it was insane , i guess i can thank god for this dream, thank you God. +My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back +TIL that of all the rape cases fully tried in Delhi in 2013, over 40% dealt with consensual sex, usually involving the elopement of a young couple and the girl’s parents subsequently charging the boy with rape and another 25% dealt with “breach of promise to marry” • /r/todayilearned +how can you be a winner and the biggest loser at the same time ? win the world vaping championships . +RT @GeeZzzus: Don't no woman want a man that acts like a bitch +from reading this i realized there was no date or there is a meeting or something going on outside the ucc in cork at 10 : 30 am on the 10th of march. was walkiing around cork with a few friends and they tried handing out leaflets ¬ _ ¬ friends and i were not to happy +What's the difference between a jew and Pinocchio? Pinocchio was able to escape Pleasure Island +My crew did bad ass today despite the wind, we are there to make money fuck the wind 💨 +So what, like, you built some teepees? +Hey guys, remember the Boston Marathon? There are just some lines that should not be crossed. +oops. Sorry for the belated content warning on that. They posted some gore so their targets wouldn't distribute the URLs. Guess that failed. +Necrophilia.. ..the uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. +What's the difference between cancer and feminism Ha Nothing! +How do you call albino black people ? White chocolate. +suddenly AFP are concerned for my safety and I've been used as bait for 13years on the sly so when do i get my name cleared and my life back +So horrible to think how well and truly fucked I am for my exams :)) +Thinking about the "boom boom boom waaay ho" video makes me laugh at least once a day. +All the flashbacks.. and all the memories. It really fucking hurts... +How much improved has The Hood and North Korea's society become in the last 50 years? Not much. Everything literally stayed the same. +How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough +LOOOL @spacebatgal @PrisonerNo24601 +These hoes aint yours +Why don't girls just wear a fucking thong to the lake if their going to shove their bikini bottoms up their ass crack to show off their ass +To attempt getting my nose pierced for the third time without getting fucked and someone loosing it and closing up or not to bother 🙄🤔🤔🤔 +My 16 year old brother has females begging him to take them to prom Please fucking kill me. +Any joke can be funny with the right delivery... Except abortion jokes where is no delivery. +"@CodyWaggoner1 @kcdnlp Fucking hell. I didn't put ""could"" before ""have""" +what 's the difference between a straight wedding and a gay wedding ? the reasons the parents are crying . +I just got a car , but there is no way I will feel safe enough to drive from the North all the way down , ( I 'm not used to it 's gears yet and wo n't actually be able to drive it on the road till next week ) and the petrol will surely cost even more than public transport ? +hello all im thinking of going to europe in the next couple weeks and am trying to decide between ireland and eastern europe . +In the military, what does an officer get when he rapes a cadet? Two dishonorable discharges. +This nigguh really tried to fight me on the bus over a grape kool aid jammer 😂😂😂 +What happens when you make an asian girl squirt She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce +"Wouldn't let Michael in because he was ""starring"" you got me so fucked up..." +Hector bitches about how much we go out to eat. Me I'll cook something? Him: nah I wanna go out to something 😂 +GAB IS THE IDEAL PLATFORM FOR TED CRUZ BECAUSE OF THE HIDDEN "LIKES" +When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye +Thanks to all my supporters! Have been getting a lot of compliments for my record 'I love global warming'. +What is the New York City Fire Department’s favorite song? It’s Raining Men +When you can't get the Princess to Lay Ya do not use the force you just have to go Hands solo +"@ChrisSweetTweet @deedles420 I'd guess the ""Nobodies"" TV show. I don't make the GIF's I just steal them." +Ive never been invited to an awesome wild party This is one of my greatest regrets in life; I will never recover. +"""Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen."" — Ralph Waldo Emerson KISSMARC ABRILongTogether" +Referring to @CocaCola: Harvesting scarce rainfall impacts the residents of Sikinos, Greece year-round. Watch & learn more #wwweek +We should start gangs of our own and kill them and rob their homes , is this what the liberals wanted as `` diversity ? '' +The Aryan Body , Mind and Soul - Prodigies and Geniuses Dr. William Shockley ( February 13 , 1910 - August 12 , 1989 ) Dr. William Shockley was an American physicist and inventor . +Imma be in my thirties going to all the festivals I couldn't afford to go to in my twenties. And I'm fine with that. +Fat BBW plumper fucking and face sitting outdoors https://t.co/upeobffu5L +I feel a great appreciation and admiration for the Polish people and I get sad when i hear white brothers speaking ill of the poles . +so apparently every senior who ditched gets an extended detention 😂😂 yall got me fucked all types of up 😂💯 +I have good news and bad news... bad news - My dad just hanged himself... good news - we don't have to pay for a piñata +We call Chinese to everyone who looks Asian. That's what I meant. +i would pay money to hatefuck some of the female users on this sub +Having a big penis but being incel is similar to being a female with personality It's nice if you're already with someone, but you can't use it before you have sex (because looks are all that is dependant on how many dicks a woman gets a week +hater: namjoon is ugly asyura: BITCH WHERE? fight me. oh my god is u blind ?! HOW +All bitches need a bus driver uppercut a Chris brown bitch slap followed by some dancing nd Chad Johnson hea http://t.co/Teuqy9hF +"@xD3Vx Devin the truth is.... he realized when he said ""your sister is one"" He said to himself, why am i talking about mine?" +my mom won a boat recently . she named it after my dad , because she knew that way it 'd never go down on her . +What do black people have that I don't My tv.... +Not depicted in this video: Him running around the living room at full speed for a good 30 seconds, growling all the way. +Can someone explain why people are ripping on @JamesCharles? What'd he do? What's going on? Someone tell meeeee (plz). +thinks about how angela put a recently revived genji in That outfit that blatantly exposes his chest and arms +The only reason bumble is better than tinder... ... is because it let's an incel know whether he should even bother swiping to begin with. +Why do black people hate the taste of Gin? Their ancestors worked on it. +/u/NeosAlius, former r/incels tranny white knight, is now a regular poster on r/TheBluePill +This is why it is important for us to join together as one group , organize and prepare to fight as an army . +I can not call the government by an appropriate name . +Facebook Messenger’s AI “M” suggests features to use based on your convos https://t.co/tjZyC7r7Uq #connectx +I'd rather never have sex in my life and end it by killing myself than be an askredditor CUCK +What do you call a retarded Jew? ...Auschvistic +Volcels are OK as long as they are unhapphy The distinction between incels and volcels is often completely irrelevant. +Bluepilled cuck farms raising free range sluts, cum fed +RT @Cliftonsings: Oi @Klitschko ya big boring cunt, Kubrats a comin'... http://t.co/mg2Sre0Jr8 +Who do you think deserves credit for Donald Trump winning the Presidency? +I been popping pills and fucking bitches, I feel like a rockstar +Co-Worker:: So...are you mixed? Because you look white but your name is..." Me (after clarifying that he's referring to my race):: Oh, yeah. My dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. After this exchange, my co-worker basically stops talking to me for the remainder of my employment there. I was 19, working at a dining commons at UC Berkeley. Made me feel hurt, confused, irritated, like I have to prove my identity to others. +The only well documented case of forcing a child to live as the opposite sex is David Reimer. He was a boy who was forced to live as a girl after a botched circumcision because a psychologist wanted to prove gender is a cultural and not biological phenomenon. [...] Obviously a sample of 1 isn't very useful, but conducting studies like this is obviously extremely unethical. +"RT @marIboros: ""swearing is unattractive"" WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK U" +I voted Trump Not Racist Love Israel & Jews Block white supremacists/KKK ET ALL Christian - I try to not judge people #MAGA +RT @hspiotta_21: c is for cunt u is for ur a cunt n is for not sure u know this but ur a cunt t is for turn around bitch; ur a cunt +Whites wo n't exist in Canada anymore they all have left or mixed themselves away basically leaving Canada to become a large ghetto +Practically got arrested tonight, not allowed on UTampa grounds for a year now... fml im retarded +Incels with perfect eyesight I am so sorry, when I am not wearing glasses or contacts I can see my face blurred in the mirrors and it doean't hurt as much. +My daughter is to the age where its weird for her to ask questions about sex. Just this morning she asked "Is that the best you can do?" +Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards. +#hashtag @137kHz #notsexist , but, a #womans 'ill be #ready in 5 minutes is the same length of time as a #mans 'ill be #home in 5 minutes'.. +I'm optimistic. This isn't the end game. Twitter's announcement was a single step in a long path in mitigating abuse problems. +"@GlytchTech ""Ohh some tech junk, let's photograph that for a news article and claim it's a drone crash!"" -Some Idiot" +The idea of the noble savage is that primitive things are better. So African drums are better than Beethoven. Which may have something to it, until you hear too much rap music, and then you think primitive things should be banned. +my sex life is like terrorism . uncalled for , and sometimes blows up in your face . +Hate that every time i'm home from uni some shits getting done to the house and i can't just chill +Imagine the size of the leg irons Hillary will require to fit over her cankles once they #ReleaseTheMemo  😂 +In response to Serena Williams whose had fitness issues saying "gender should not be confused with greatness," men are made to play best out of five matches but women are made to play best of three +Don't act like my friend when you around me, but when you get around your friends act like you don't even know me..tf +The mentality of girls who post naked pics on reddit To get cuck orbiters of course +@MaxKolbeGroup I am ill, I'm highly suicidal since I don't WANT to accept that as truth, but I don't know any bette… https://t.co/Y6zIlVxIcc +Does anyone else ever have the feeling that Churchill was only fighting the Germans rather than NS as he was he acted like he was surprised at the Nurnberg trials ? +When Things Get Stale And Bland And Your Not Happy Where The Product Is Going What Does Wrestlers In The Big Leagues Like WWE When They're Not Happy Anymore They Politely Ask For Their Release +[LIFE FUEL] Boss fires useless entitled female employee +"""Daddy's little princess"" seen this Fucking line everywhere, what's app, Facebook, twitter, sick of it!!!" +"RT @GoonyyB: ""He sounds like a fucking platipus"" @WFentonn" +remember to to try to play higher or lower... or just click some butterflies and play it safe, i believe in you +and the worst thing is if i play dps in competitive, i'll get blamed for losing. i'm not that shit but the pressure is always on you +A mate from school started talking about this group . +Why do black kids have big lips? They always get on my nerves! +This idiot rear ended us and drove us I hate people +Friend:: I think you're just going through a really experimental phase and right now you're being really nontraditional and trying out girls and stuff but ultimately you're going to end up in the mostly nontraditional normal relationship. Like with a guy. Me:: What? I'm going to be honest... That's kind of offensive to me... Friend:: Oh... I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to offend you. That's like a compliment coming from me. +(discussing my younger brother's questioning of his sexuality) Brother; No way there's going to be a gay in our family! Me:: Well, I'm bisexual, how would you feel about me if I dated a girl? Brother:: Oh lesbians don't count. Driving together in a car several years ago. Made me angry, as if he thought lesbians existed just for male voyeuristic pleasure, and as if love was less important than conformity. +where do y'all find these 🤡 ass people man ?! like i fucking can't !! +The hits keep coming from the People's Republic of California. +Don't buy a car. Buy a gun. You can get a car with a gun. +It amazes me when ppl are so damn prideful it turns into a form of stupidity. +A race that has lost its will to power has lost its will to survive. +So if everyone hates white people, why do males of every nationality love white women with blonde hair? +What did the rapist say to their victim? Go ahead call the police , we'll see who comes first. +Sorry but the no child left behind program is bull in my mind , but if people are unintelligent it means they wo n't think for themselves and if they do n't think for themselves they are easier to control. thats pretty much laying down the ground work for for future generations of kids to be obese , corperate sell outs for the government to use . +Woman is mortified that her daughter was circumcised, Son was also circumcised but its ok because, "it's cleaner and healthier for boys" (crosspost from /r/twox) +MONSTA X CRYIDNSG ON THE NO EXIT BROADCAST WHATSH THEFICK NO ONE FUCKING ASKED +The gamblers doesn't exist The user claiming to be the gambler isn't real but a creation of Normies who come here to bamboozle us +“@WavyGodd: I don't like a ghetto female”😷👎 +God has really blessed me with patience. 😌 I know so many people that would FOLD if they did half the shit i do. #FrFr +Got a 2 liter absolute about to drink my sorrow and forget this filthy day AMA +What did the Hispanic kid get for his birthday? Your wallet +If her age begins with one, then you're gonna have fun +I hate listening to Trump speak. He's fucking mentally slow. +I want to kill myself so bad Today I had the PERFECT opportunity to woo miss Pham, she sat alone by herself, I could have just came and sat next to her and started chatting, BUT AGAIN MY FUCKING PUSSY-NESS STARTED HAPPENING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM GETTING REALLY PISSED OFF OF THIS SHIT NOW +"RT @cocosbentmind: Muslims in Germany chant""Adolf Hitler""&""death to Jews""as they Nazi salute. Ironically side fighting this hate in U.…" +How many refugees does it take to change a lightbulb None. There are no lightbulbs at the bottom of the Mediterranean +Of course I get fucked by the one glitch in Horizon. @Guerrilla please patch the Mother's Watch gate problem 😭 +I just do n't have the extra concern to care about Tibet ... +"People are fucking pissing me off. Had a ""friend"" on FB think I was joking when I told others about FIL's death. He thought it was AF's joke" +chubby hoes ..... +Fuck all that Some bitches so disrespectful they don't care. They will talk , fuck , ya boyfriend and still speak to the girlfriend. +Alabama, remember to vote for Judge Roy Moore to keep the Make America Great Again agenda going strong! +*takes headphones to grocery store to avoid hearing idiots speak* +Second last week of undergrad = a dinner of sautéed green beans and celery... an impressively unfulfilling negative calorie meal +concentration camp three jews were sitting in a concentration camp , talking and bragging about how rich they were . the first jew says , " i was so rich , i had two ovens " . the second jew says , " i was so rich , i had three showers " . the third jew gets up and says , " latter guys , i 'm off to the showers , and then the oven " . +Left-handed deaths - 'The Nefarious B.F.G.' youtube channel Each year in North America, 3000 left-handed people die from using equipment designed for right-handers. That's the last time mom uses MY can-opener. +I've seen it all as a server. Parents will let their kids do anything. This isn't a damn playground, tell your damn child to sit down +Making someone feel shit about themselves when they're doing something they love & going so far as to make them unlove what they do is sick +I hate when people post a pic with a Smirnoff in their hand like bitch wtf are you bragging about lmao +What’s the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? One comes home +who won the first tour de france ? the h german panzer - division . +The leftist tactic is to always define things in the most open subjective language and then appointment themselves as the arbiter of what these term mean. +9/11 jokes aren't funny They are just plane mean +LOL, ye she is gorgeous and a great talent as well . +GRIZZLE: ‏ Appears that unpatriotic, anti-American Liberals that hate this country, flag, Vets, &police have succeeded in their goal of excluding all things American as networks have chose not to show National Anthem prior to start of NFL games because of lack of respect &declining ratings. +Ted Cruz now taking on Google's manipulated search results WEW LADS +What do you call a pedo? Average minecraft youtubers. +When are Apple gonna make iPhones that don't fucking break all the time +Posting this case because it deeply saddens me, not trying to rile people up +Why the fuck would I do something for you I hate you? +.I have decided on the flags of the four provinces combined on four squares together as my own favourite flag to wave at Rugby and soccer internationals rather than the Tricoleur or St Pat , s . +What do Alabama and the Fantastic Four have in common? They both have human torches. +Timmy spots his teachers hairless right armpit. He stands up and asks her: "Mrs. Teacher, why is your right armpit shaved?" The teacher says: "Timmy, that's not something you can point out in public. You go home for the rest of the day and think about what you've said." Next Day: It's a hot summer and Mrs. Teacher only wears a Spaghetti Top. While she is cleaning the chalkboard, Timmy stands up and asks: "Mrs. Teacher, why is your second armpit shaved?" The teacher, obviously angered, says: "Timmy, that's not something you can point out in public. You go home for the rest of the *week* and think about what you've said." Monday, the next week: Timmy back in school, Mrs. Teacher wearing a Turtleneck pullover and a skirt. Halfway through the lesson the chalk breaks and she bends down to pick up the pieces. Timmy stands up, waves his friends close and proclaims: "Boys, I'll see you next year!!" +It doesn't get more better than BOLT Milo Yiannopoulos and Andrew Bolt | Dec 4 2017 | The aggressive left in Australia | Bolt Report | The Hannity equivalent in Australia! +Auto correct is giving me a fucking headache.. I know when to use you and your 😒 +Two seasons ago this child with her brat-antics and rudeness all but ruined the final weeks of America 's Got Talent , one of the few TV shows I watch and enjoy . +seems legit spics and spooks may break my bones , but white men will never hurt me ! +Would you like the green card or the pink card? The green card? Are you sure? I thought you would prefer the pink card. +Was all ready to laugh off Jamiroquai’s return, but must say the 3 tracks I’ve heard are really, really good. +2009 Tufts study: older people who drank 1-2 beers a day have a higher bone density than those who didn't. #NationalBeerDay #WorldHealthDay +Thanks 4 following @everluvenusa @eacho @SevenStarNews @ForteanTalks @RM84 @wbvt_98fm @sany72 +"Our people". Now is the time for the Aryan race 2 stand up and say "no more". Before the mongerls turn the world into a ghetto slum. 1488 +what's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? the jew didn't come back from camp. +Honey: what are you even upset w/me about? Me: I don't fucking know TBH but I'm mad 😭 Fucking pregnancy 101 +i had this so many times. I once dreamt about a friend and a boy and when i woke up she messaged me that the same boy followed her on ig +#FollowFriday @Impresaria @wocassity @BrainWaves @BOBOFkake @FalconNest @Drivenfast @TexasYankee4 @Zilya777 @slightlysober @TukkRivers @USMC-DevilDog @HighPriestess @Kek_Magician @LarryLSharp @lemuriangirl @kgrace @CuckShamer @American2theKor @koolkat14215 +Me:: Hi, my name is Jung-Hye. White guy, with a smile:: Oh, I'm not even going to bother. I am 17, college, first week at a "meet your dormmates" floor party. It wasn't "malicious" but I felt insignificant and that I didn't belong here. +Data Monetization: #Water and #Wastewater Utilities in the Information Age - https://t.co/PBKAxsEs1q #BigData #Analytics +i'm sorry but can't no bitch ever say i'm ugly 😂🤷‍♀️ +Sorry! Public PC keys stick! There will always be someone happy to see the other tribe DIE so they make more money. Commerce HELPS ALL. +Close the borders Normie posts have 50+ upvotes while good solid incel posts are in the negative. +Washington Redskins. It would be offensive, but there's not enough Indians left for it to be offensive to. +I have some news for you. @BDJ_Mauri I'm not sexist but sexist jokes are the funniest jokes out there... in my opinion +Why do you try to look so unfriendly instead of like a nice girl? You'll never get a job when you look like white trash. +My humour's so dark It steals your wallet +what do blacks , and the automotive industry have in common ? they both ruined detroit . +Forreal I'm so bad at putting myself first sometimes like i want other people to be happy idc about my feelings lmfao +So depressed but gotta study for a final tomorrow Not only am I incel but I have to studycel till death, so bad +📖 2Kings 22:19 because your heart was penitent, and you humbled yourself before the LORD, ... and you have torn your clothes and wept before me, I also have heard you, declares the LORD. +I often wonder what the world would be like if Hitler and the Nazi's had won WW2 And then I remember - oh yeah, America... +it's so fucking stupid I was on the website at noon what did I do wrong +Lol I make hoes madd hahhaha, @No_FAKINGG. ;) +Why do all retards look like? They are all family +This sub is living proof what extreme loneliness can do to men +What do you do when an epileptic falls in your pool Throw in your laundry +wishing grammy were here to slap my dad in the face and yell at him about how much of an asshole he's being +What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome? A baked potato. +I regard my best friend as brother. Anything he did should also be done by me. He sucked his mom's tits and now I'm sucking it. +When niggas wanna cheat they start an argument with their girl... "bitch i told you i hate ketchup on my hotdogs, fuck this im out" +A Networking Subreddit for Conservative, Libertarian, and Classical Liberal Tech Workers • r/take_back_tech +No,, they knew exactly what they did . +Creating a reporting system is difficult, because of the human intervention and level of bias that is involved. +a question for the normies would you hate ER less if he only killed sluts and not his incel roommates +In the past 30 minutes, I have seen the grand total of three cars. +What's the definition of a women? A life support system for a cunt +The biggest suicide fuel is knowing that im a young adult, KHHV, but people younger than me ( teenagers... 16/17) are in relationships/ having sex. +the current itself wasn't enough to move the cymbal and generate sound waves so i got creative with a loudspeaker driver +What do you do when a woman's about to give birth? Spawn-kill that little fuck once you see him pop out. +life expectancy of aids patients can be years no wonder all the africans want to catch it , it could triple the length of their lives . +People be having me soo fucked up and I'm not here for it +RT @LovelyMariiee: "@GinaSanabria_: Exes swear they can do better, then you see their next bitch ..... 😂😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩" +I tell the 5th bitch to get the 6th bitch to to have the 7th bitch bring more. +Man...E3 This year was actually accurate for once... ...EA said that Madden was getting more serious! I didn't believe them. +Lah stupid Bitch ain't sucking dick den keep it stepping ... +The way some people are still bitching about felecity on #Arrow even though she doesn't act the same is like they saw themselves in her +Pedophiles are fucking immature asshole Thats the whole joke🔼🔼 +Just wanted to give this another bump and call out to anymore people in the Calgary area that are interested in meeting up , please feel free to message me . +The sheer amount of people on Facebook who are vegan and hate on the black lives matter movement and feminism is so ridiculous +RT @SteveYurko: Whoever made the decision to book this match as an elimination match deserves a fucking raise. +LRT: I GOT WHITE PRIVILEGE BINGO +But at the end of the day anybody can knock anyone else off the power only continues to change hands it never stops +How does a Rabbi get paid? He keeps the tips +Why is male sexuality seen as disgusting and abhorrent while female sexuality is seen as beautiful and pure? +My new bitch finer than a mf but I don't understand shit she say 🙉 +I'm only knocking certified hookers now, last virgin I was with took everything I taught her to her new man lmao time 4 me 2 learn som +BSD is a good community. Wandering into it and attacking one of the few women contributors is going to get some people talking. +Wonder if DH is going to get all pissy if I sit here and finish this bottle of wine instead of going downstairs to help clean house +Demi Lovato loved Marvel movies so much that... She became her favorite heroin. +I'm not going to lie, That Pepsi commercial was the most disposable piece a moist garbage that I've ever seen. +FU California FU San Fransisco FU you...you illegal loving pieces of shit. +Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Agent Orange, you're dead. +@JStac825 @ThatAngryNigga these niggas must be deaf. When's the last time you heard a Roots song on the radio? Quest don't get bitches! +what was scott weiland pronounced at the scene ? dead and bloated +"RT @osk_mc: Joe Miller ""I lost everything that night"" BITCH I LOST MY FUCKING LIFE" +satan who is the god of this world has blinded the minds of those who dont believe they r unable2c the glorious LIGHT of the Good News They dont understand this message about the GLORY of CHRIST who is the exact likeness of GOD.. We preach that JESUS CHRIST is LORD 2cr4:4-5 GOD..IN THE FLESH 1Tm3:16 +If you think that there aren't slaves in the world today you are, at best, naive. +Why should you avoid jokes about Jewish genitalia? They're a bit off the top +Please remember the 50/50 draw concludes this Friday. Please make sure your child has returned their tickets, hopefully sold! +What's better than 10 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 dead baby in 10 trash bins :) +they say there 's safety in numbers . . well , tell that to million jews +Fake clickbait gets almost 1000 upvotes in 4 hours on /r/niceguys +Your dad said it might mean you're gay, but I told him that was impossible. +These bitches love soda +I would think most girls would like to dress and look nice for their man anyways . +I'm so mentally fucked up, that nothing surprises me anymore. Everyone could leave me and I wouldn't be shocked +"RT @iWafflelicious: Kaliber: ""I'm offended! He called be the b-word!"" Skip: ""Dumb?"" My friends are retarded" +1rt and I'll throw my ps4 out the window because 2k is FUCKING TRASH +Fucking college parties above ur apt is fucking suicide fuel Maybe ill call the cops on those fucks +I'm going to try my hand at laying this out . +Boss walks in w/ Duke shirt on..I almost quit, but then I realized I need this job and we just won the title lol #WeGood +If you haven't muted @Deacon for being a Leftist troll, why not? +Holly Quick , age 16 , brutally raped and murdered by an apelike negro . +a pregnant woman commits suicide . what 's it called when a pregnant woman commits suicide ? killing two birds with one stone . +what is the most popular candy in rwanda ? tutsi roll +.@Dogsplained @Oneiorosgrip ...was sure it was Poe, but...no one draws half a comic's worth of Poe. Scary. They are like termites... +West Indies opt to bowl #PAK - 140/1 (26.0 Ovs) CRR: 5.38 Hafeez* 23 (33) Ahmed Shehzad 63 (76) #PAKvWI +White classmate:: What are those? Me:: They're lactase pills. I'm lactose intolerant, so I take them so I can eat dairy. Classmate:: Oh, that's so weird! Actually, the majority of the world is lactose intolerant. +Being an Addict for 15 Years the money I've spent has only been in the 200 hundred range because I've been blessed and fortunate for others to give me stuff I know it's not a thing to brag about just had this on my mind and wanted to share +#VSVillage My victories: landed a neuro summer internship, gave my first research talk at a national conference and am acing my classes! +“@ThaRealLilWang: Ur ex girlfriend is a slut” fr f dat hoe +#TweetOrDelete tonight: RT for @atrypical #IveWanted LIKE for @AJRBrothers #Weak Winner plays at 11! @GregTannerMedia #sacramento +O #LITMPagtatapat #FPJAPBalikBilibid #MDHKasagutan It Will never change baby MCLISSE IWFIL OnStarMusic +"sometimes i sit in tuesday thursday classes and all i can think is ""i really need a seventh inning stretch""" +How great are your work so Lord your thoughts are very deep the dollar cannot know the stupid cannot understand this through though the wicked Sprout like grass and the evildoers flourish they are doomed to destruction forever but you Lord are on high forever +Got uh bitch dat set it off like Jada Pickett 💂💰💰🔥🔫🔫 +Drinking Coronas.... These bitches are quite tasty. . +What is the similarity between food and dark humour Not everyone gets it 😏 +What's the difference between a necrophile and a pedophile The temperature of the body +"""Also because I really- I really like you. I mean. You're smart and fuckin' adorable. You're the smartest kid I know but you're the only one" +What do you call a horny paki? A time bomb, because its only a matter of time before they blow +With the rise of self-driving vehicles there will soon be a country song about how your truck left you too. +Look who got caught with his (((fingers))) in the cookie jar. +why are sex ed and drivers ed on different weeks in saudi arabia ? they do n't want to wear the camels out . +How do kids in single-father homes compare in social and psychological development in comparison to single-mothers homes? +What do you say to a white slave "Happy opposite day!" +"Mike Pence's fucking life philosophy is, ""Boys will be boys."" That is absolutely insane for a VP in 2017." +I'm so fucking hungry and I don't go on break til 6-7 +yal some faggots yup nigga you n you fuckin fruit cups. +anyone else ever wake up disappointed that they didn't die in their sleep? +Staff (Black woman):: Who gave you the information? Client:: Some girl that works for you. Staff:: Was it so-and-so? (A Spanish-speaking Latina staff member) Client:: No, it was an American girl. Staff:: Was it a Black woman? Client:: NO! I already told you it was an AMERICAN girl. +I hate the word racist it makes people being called racist think that they are doing something wrong when they the immigrants coming here are doing something wrong +When i was a child i had an imaginary friend I called him Dad. +Paint a perfect picture, bring to life a vision in one's mind, the beautiful ones always smash the picture, always... every time +It ain't nothing like chasing money cause you have a purpose, but chasing these hoes for what? *Vice Versa* +"I hate seeing people who are on a team already, but they tweet out saying ""i'm going to grind for ____""." +who the fuck keeps trying to putting yasmin and kirstin against each other, 1) who cares that much , 2) why cant i have two fucking friends +Why can't a Muslim tell an edgy joke to a crowd? Because it always blows up in their face. +"Asking 👦🏼 a few questions about his day and I get ""Ohhhhh DeLana, DeLana, DeLana, you ask too many questions."" 🙄🙄🙄" +My american exchange student arrived today. To make him feel at home, i shot him. +As long as they get paid neither one of them probably gives a shit. +Great opener. Never discount the little things, Sanity black eye paint put em over the top. Killian dane looked legit ancient barbarian #NXT +I just told this chick if her moms pulled off the mystifying trick of convincing her she was cute then anything can be done🤡 Gurlllll bye +Meet the Vagina Voters The women voting for Hillary because she's a woman are setting [true] feminism back a hundred years. +You want an Irish joke? An Irish man walks out of a bar............no seriously, it can happen. +Why do we say black people are a minority? Just a fancy way of saying we're low on stock +have n't had a single kid come to my door so far tonight . this jimmy savile costume is the business . +Reminder that everything women have acomplished, they've done so by using their vaginas They used their nasty dried up vaginas to get everything in life, they'd never be willing to work hard for anything Actually, to them tolerating the presence of an ugly male is hard work +update: everyone shady and flaky as fuck and I am not here for that!!!! this a subtweet @ all y'all +This bitch and her cankles +What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout A boyscout comes home from camp +on the day of your birthday an accident happened . you were born . +what did the gender fluid teenager get for christmas ? ignored , the attention seeking twat . +What animal has 6 legs, an asshole located on its back, and attacks black people A police horse +Journey back to NYC starts now. Had a great time at Shuffle. What a way to start PMCC17. Can't wait for the next event +Old like AARP gold-card old. He’s always getting on me about going out and doing something “active #BrokeDiaryWimpyKid +>going to an Italian restaurant for dinner where they serve Trad turkey dinner welcome to 'Murica + gays walk into a bar . +Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife while she had cancer. When he was asked about her he simply said "I will not fuck her, she is sick. I'll find a ho to wet my dick." +I like my women like my drive thru coffee, hot, black and jammed between my thighs while I put my wallet away +I just want to say no matter how much people hate RACSIM or the kid who was with Alt right he has rights and no way that car was going that fast for a bat to snap on the back of that car before it forced that car to speed into the crowd..🤔 +tfw youre banned from FA but not from TBP fA more cucked than thebluepill,lol +Hanging at UB on Friday, Unsacred headlines the metal showcase at Macrock on Saturday, then heading to Damaged City for Marked Men on Sunday +How to make a Black Man kill himself Tell him KFC is closed +I waste hours everyday online Its a full blown addiction at this point +It makes me wonder if the man who built the `` range '' is a anti gun zealot like his neighbors and they are all in this together . +What can be done about the overwhelming bias against men in the child-care industry [x-post r/parenting] +if i might add something [ removed ] +Wow he @facebook app is literally attempting to do anything even copying.. to make sure you don't need any other app? +I think it good strategy that we start these in small areas then grow outwards. perhaps 2 close communities can merge if they get big enough . +Whenever I see a group of black guys near me I run away or stop dancing...I don't want one of them to start dancing with me or try to do something to me. Black guys are like so scary! +Her: You're such a dick!😡 I'm leaving you because you're so cocky!😒 Me: Close the door on your way back in.👌☺ +.@abnormalcybias @manishlimbu532 ...women who are actually charged/convicted of it. It's almost NEVER prosecuted. Cops just close the case. +Hard match to call, it feels like NXT needs Asuka but Askua needs to move up, probably to SD Live #NXTTakeOver +Bored, ask me anything I'm a 21 year old incel AMA AMA +I think this is the video I was talking about earlier , make 's me grateful for our ' micro-ghettos `` out here.This guy keeps driving for miles and miles . +How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick. How do you know if your dog is gay? If his dick tastes like dog shit. +if obama hit a bong , then what did osama hit ? the world trade center +That is just about as disgusting an advertisement as I have ever seen before and in fact the most disgusting thing I have seen ever . +that shit that falls off of palm trees always scares the shit out of me like damn it's crazy out here in florida +Upon hearing I'm going to go back to University this autumn, Person:: What will you be studying? Me (female):: Medicine. Person:: Oh, you mean Nursing? Me:: No, Medicine. I'm going to be a Doctor... +You ho's & ya hate can stay over there baaaaaaiiiiii +It is nothing short of hysterical that you are such a retard you have to TELL us in your username that you are `` educated . '' +Being incel is like wearing an invisibility cloak It's the greatest tool of a 30 yr old virgin wizard +What has 6 balls and fucks old people PowerBall +why are there so many black people in detroit ? they heard that there are no jobs there . +"@BullCityVA I feel like Cooper is caught in ""just can't win"" phase - legislature knows they have the power, if any of corporate boycotters" +What is the difference between Leftists destroying statues in America and ISIS destroying statues and temples in Syria and Iraq? +The Nordic Angelic race came from the Pleiadian 's Star Cluster , and mixed with Iberian-Aryan 's that live in Germanic Countries and Scandinavia . +My mom just said I'm getting a PT cruiser 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 I fucking dare her +I used to go to clubs. But that was before college and my dad threatened to send me to the navy if I fucked around. +There's always that one idiot in the class! STFU 😒😒 +why do jews love scissors so much ? coupons . +my friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘ road - kill recipes’ . i did find some road - kill the other day , so i cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious . i ’m just not sure what i should do with the bicycle . +Sure the Texas shooting was sad and all, But on the bright side, it's the first time the church got a good sweeping! +What do Pikachu and 6 million Jews have in common? They're both Ashes. +Why can't women admit that they want to have children with the male that gets the most sex because her offspring will likely have the happiest life? +Man has mother of sister suing him for child support...(crosspost from /r/legaladvice) +the dyslexic racist " gingers get out ! " +Hey, he could come with us next time we cruise to the Bahamas and translate for the natives! +Who else is in Charlottesville during this time of stupidity? +What MRA's could (and Should) learn from Gamergate (xpost) +why did mohammed delete tinder off his phone ? could n't find anyone under there +Ive heard new zealand was white parasise as well , At this point im just scouting as i have a few years yet till retirement.Hows the cost of living in nz ? : +Local Weather @ 00:30:03 08/04/2017 Temp 7.2 ºC Current Wind/Gust 0.0 - 5.2 mph Wind:SE Rainfall today 0.0 Baro:1024.70 & Falling +"There's always those annoying ass edgy people that are like ""oh everyone likes that 😨 well let me hate it 😂👌""...bih no one cares" +so i heard jesus did cross fit i bet he nailed it . +i just watched a video of @joisnotonfire being an annoying hoe on skype i'm laughing +I grew up near Little Italy ( not NY ) and parents grew up in Brooklyn . +Anyone who says Islam is a *religion of peace* is bullshtting you! +32 teams X 53 players = 1,696 players 871 are convicted felons Over half the NFL can't even vote +Chelsea fans walking out from the stadium, fucking disgrace. +So this place is not private anymore, that was quick +why did the chicken cross the road tell me +Romans 12:3 [ Humble Service in the Body of Christ ] For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you. +How do you know when your sister is on her period ? When your dads cock tastes like blood +@Harry_Styles you've always had my heart i've loved you from the very start you're beautiful and kind follow me, if you dont mind? —600.359 +Looking for #blinds #shutters or #curtains Check out World of Blinds at 60 Seafield Road, #Inverness The North's most trusted name in windo… +IT IS NOT A BLOCK BOT IT IS A TOOL TO SHARE BLOCK LISTS, THIS PARTICULAR ONE BEING GENERATED VIA THE API AND COMPARISONS FFS. @alexlifschitz +How do you get a homeless woman pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. +i fucking drank a cup of water that cats drink out of..... +"There could be a course for the students to learn everything they will need to know for the ""real world"" #edyou1" +what 's the difference between the colonization of british north america and rape ? the amount of fur that is preferred . +The school had a false lockdown yesterday Turns out our school officer shot our black janitor +I tried but I don't really understand the point of this comment. +QE-FUCKIN-D @RizwanRock7 Are there any good female comedians?? Or comediennes if you prefer? Can't think of even one! #NotSexist +helen keller walked into a bar and then a chair and then a table . +Oh +I hate tomatoes because I hate bananas and bananas taste like tomatoes. Don't argue. +Hi, my name is Chris and I want to thank the English nation for being the people most responsible for the creation of the USA and Canada . +"Devoid of religious significance, or the idea of love, marriage is nothing but an awful contract you shouldn't sign" - Dave Chappelle Off his new Netflix special. +Guess zog decided if they were going to try another color revolution now is the time +Roses are red My name is Randy, hop in my van and I'll give you some candy +If you are not doing IT for the customer, to better your business, or to help your staff, then why are you doing IT? +“Would you like to join me for coffee sometime?” +steven irwin jokes ok its steve irwin day and i want some funny jokes +He greatly favors cats, and keeps at least thirteen hidden in his closet to prevent Ciel from finding out. #SebbyBot +Studies show.... 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape +Rap and other genres have about the same misogyny? +Gentlemen: This Foundation has awarded a Scholarship Grant... +If you expect the world to stop making jokes cuz something happened to you then you're a damn idiot +Quit hurting these women Cuz I'm tired of all the bitterness a nigga gotta go through Cuz you a hoe ass nigga. +"Father: ""You've been around the block a few times son."" Me: ""You do realise that you just effectively called me a slut right?""" +what do you call a black man in a suit ? the defendant +LMFAO @BrandonHonaker1 LMFAO who cares about the women UFC title match not sexist but seriously no one cares lol. +When your 7:45 flight gets delayed 3 fucking hours 🙃🙃 +"@mikiiyu_ characters having interest(s) is what makes them more ""alive"" in a sense, and it shows how much you love bemani w" +how do you circumcise a redneck ? kick his sister in the jaw +RT @LosBeOnIt: Anyone and everyone can have my ex. Fuck that hoe. +If the camera adds ten pounds do African children exist 🤔 +what do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers ? a redneck virgin . +RT @HawkinsUSA: Party of Racists just elected a black dude in the South. The party of War on Women just elected first ever woman in redneck… +It seems to mean anything that involves some place where the true white brit can meet and enjoy themselves is gradualy being shut or knocked down probably replace them with mosques . +Am I the only #gay man without a fag hag? I guess I am. +My lodel driver hasn't moved in 10 minutes and I'm fucking starving. He hasn't even started driving to pick up my order. I'm so upset. +Your mom is sad she never heard someone call their son handsome Just by being good looking your mom is proud of you +I hate when I’m shooting all the black kids at school then the cops come and start taking all my kills +what do you call a fat mexican ? spic and span +>tfw no gf I'm so fucking lonely right now I could cry if I wasn't so flat zi requested off of work for Valentine's Day for this very reason +Why did princess Diana cross the road? She forgot her seatbelt. +I have been thinking about Ireland as a place to settle and refuge for the white race . +A black kid and white kid in first grade . . whose dick is bigger? The black kid, because he's 17. +Why are all black people fast. Because all the slow ones are in jail. +“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.” “Deport a man and never have to feed him again.” -Trump +I always pay attention to how ppl treat their family and close friends, You'l treat me the same way 😟💭 +Gays killed a porn start what century am I living in rn +I always wondered I always wondered why the nazis were so obsessed with getting gold, and then I realized all they had to do was toss a coin into the chamber and the Jews would come to them. +When you think Lee Harvey Oswald, think 'project Oswald,' a derivative of MK Ultra. +I was masturbating Then they said to leave the funeral +When The #Democrats shut down Gov't last time, they blamed REPUBLICANS And, Obama shut down agencies that would hurt #WeThePeople #PresidentTrump will force #Democrats to own THIS shutdown And he will shut down agencies THEY hold near and dear so THEY feel the pain this time +How do I know that my sister is on her period? When my dad's dick is tasting like blood +Say what you want about Weinstein personal problems... He really got those girls to perform. +Things I say while having sex and at a funeral It'd be much better, if you were alive... +how do you make a tupac cocktail ? well first you put in shots . +Your husband just called and said that you can buy whatever you want. +Its really fucked that the more forgiving&compromising you are the bigger target you paint on your self. Might as well beg to be hurt +Just a few days until my #FantasyBaseball draft. Season 2 of the Fake Homers. Sucks to start a week late but it will be a blast. +2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/kGddYMHuLY +Awwwwww RT @Tyga: That ain't my hoe. +See all the best tries from Monday night Mens & Womens tag rugby in UCD at https://t.co/94PHVutENW https://t.co/RTdwmBl5rL +The person I got on the work IT Help Desk is just quoting the email I sent them back at me. I give up. +Why 'no deal' broke the Brexit committee - https://t.co/f0AKOvKTKj (blog) https://t.co/NYOhHYhNRW #WePostNews +>2000 online 😳 Roasties and Normies seem to be intrigued by lonely male virgins. +Holocaust jokes aren’t funny... Anne Frankly, I’m sick of them +Has anyone got any data which shows how female teachers who have had sex with boys tend to walk free from court? +What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself +Media host David Pakman receives awkward message accusing MRA's of being mass murderers and threatening & harassing the messenger yet the moderators have received no flagged messages on the issue +[Xpost r/nofap] Most successful male pornstar talks about the influence of loneliness, disconnection and porn in his lifetime +I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster Now it doesnt work +What do you call a group of disabled kids in a burning hospital? Cooked vegetables. my favorite food. +femaloid thinks she has it hard because shes _black_(not even indian,lol), 3xgilded topcomment thinks black women are threaten as subhumans lol +My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car +Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow. Till then just sit your drunk ass on that runway hoe. +She tell me how she sick of dude I tell her how my bitch tripping, she like he won't let her out the house & she tryn get wit me +if there's billions in the Anti-White Industry and nothing in the Pro-White Industry then i know which side is going to win +I miss Abdeena. I think I'll save one of my wife slots for her. Would help my diversity figures if one of the four was black. +My goal one day is to own a nice Rolex and wear that hoe everyday +[X-post from r/dataisbeautiful] I think you know where I'm going with this one. +can't fuck with a lowkey hoe they the worst hoes 🤷‍♂️ +OK, amazing and awesome folks that have emailed us. We're regrouping and discussing each email, will have responses out Soon™ :) +what do christians in syria get on christmas ? beheaded . +Ok, so... I think I'm having My Hero Academia withdrawals from reading it so much over a week. What do now? >.> +if the Alt Right skews suburban and less Southern, it's probably cause it's a search for Identity - as rootless, deracinated American Whites try to forge a new sense of who they are Southerners don't especially need that cause Southerners already have an Identity - they're Southerners +OMG it's been exactly a year since I saw 5SOS. It's gone so quick, I love those boys. Please come back 💕 +How should I even classify this? Wielding a mob? Indirect bullying? I'm not sure. +@CapoDaAssHole yea he coming back him big rod doing something for that hoe +Anddddddddddd......Sanders hands Acosta his ass back again! +Why do abortion jokes never work They lack the delivery needed +Nope, not one whit. @HarryMAllen I'm not sexist at all but women's sport is awful +Think about Adventure Island, but with multyplayer gameplay or destructable terrain, without the archaic graphics. +I hate being suspended from twitter but at least I get to be more productive with schoolwork +Nope! @BryanUrns Call me sexist but No Shave November is only for guys. +I like to think that feminists can do feminism however they want, I don't judge. But if your feminism shits on WoC, it's not feminism. +Did jesus die a virgin? OF COURSE NOT! he got nailed before he died +What do you call an unoriginal post on this community? I don't know. I'm just a guy who bought a Russian 6yo to be my wife because my last one flew away in the wind because she's Jewish. At least this new one isn't black, else she'd have me pay child support and name our kid La'Pray. Welp, guess I gotta do a sewerside bombing I'm brown and a client of mine didn't pay for his cocaine haha 9/11 ADÍOS Edit. Forgot to mention I also engage in necrophilia with my dead sister +Get your filthy hands off from my hokuto mizukami!! 😠 My girlfriend sister didn't do anything bad to you, sfex fantards! +Bitches be happy about burger king pollo tropical on lunch break at work but act like dinner with new niggaz gotta be upscale. +"@MargaretBates1 That she is! I still claim her for bisexuals everywhere, even if JW was an idiot with his ""gay now!"" bs." +This string of comments on an AskReddit thread about double standards really speaks volumes about how men are treated in schools/around children really speaks volumes +how many dead babys does it take to change a light bulb ? it seems like you need more than my basement is still dark +Do you guys really think that feminism is a KGB conspiracy to demoralise America? +More than 100 people were just killed in #Idlib.Get up, come out, demand justice for the people of Syria wherever you are. Justice. justice. +when your child is sleeping peacefully but you keep thinking they're crying so you're continuously checking on them like an idiot +Whats updog? Not the Twin Towers thats for sure +an arabian man was riding a camel in the desert one day the man got horny and decided to fuck the camel but when he is about to start the camel looked into his eyes and arabian man pitied it . after several times of this man saw an oasis in the middle of the desert . and there was a big lake in the middle of it . in this lake a beautiful woman was drowning and shouting for help . man hurries to the lake and saves this beautiful naked lady then the lady says : ' oh my hero you saved my life ask me whatever you like ! ' horny arab replies : ' hold that camels head so i can fuck it . ' ps : im a foreign speaker pls go easy on me . +Even though I'm half gay and half straight I do think The Whole Gay Pride Parades is way too much and over the top I think those events should be private inside of a arena and you must be 18 years old and up to enter and no kids allowed +People that are turning 17 this year were born in 2000 and that's fuckin crazy man +What’s another name for a miscarriage? A scrambled egg +#3Novices : Communal clash in Badaun: No structure to be allowed on ‘illegal’ land, says Hindutva leader Sadhvi Prachi to villagers April 0… +"""It's fucking morning, again. Someone give me a gun, I'd like to blow my brains out before I have to endure another meeting.""" +that crap about blacks being tougher stornonger etc is crap it aint matter when its out on the street it a all new ball game +Dunno bout them but all I know is you fucked up puto. 💥 +We would be much better off figuring out what to do about Islamofascim than ranting about freedom of speech or who went to Paris. #Islam +What's the difference between a child and debt? The Pope has never been in debt. +Did you hear Bill Cosby was arrested again? It's okay though, it was only a minor offense. +I wanna be fucked ! Find my name here https://t.co/C7m4msMzN7 https://t.co/m0fiEdj6nH +"Import the Third World Become the Third World" +"me, george bush, tupac, and chupacabra. we are a street gang. do not fuck with us. we go by ""the hamburglar's""" +piss me off when i'm in a bad mood and you'll never hear from me again +Both of my babies are going to be with their ddads'the weekend. I will miss them both! I'll be Facetiming Caiden 24/7 +I support women's equality. Then, all women will be treated equally as animals and smart people can be in power. +What color beats white at the oscars? B|a¢k people movie featuring a gay character. +TIL false rape accusations can ruin someone's life is harmful myth redditors created and perpetuated +"""bro i'm actually about to get so lit in this article"" - @kileab1 one bottle of wine down vs uni work." +Why was the black Jew mad? He had to sit in the back of the gas chamber. +How do you fit 50 kids into a car. Put them through a blender first. +how did hitlers kids die wrong train to grandma . how did hitlers wife die . wrong shower . how did hitler die . he got a heartattack from he gasbill . +I have a daughter and a granddaughter She needs to decide if she is calling me daddy or grandpa. +#hurtpeoplehurtpeople that's why he fucked my life up... I c +Boy, those same blacks get awful mad when you have a sign saying `` No to a black Africa '' , then it becomes wrong . +And here's the dickbag that doesn't know how to wear a fucking hat. +"Teaching in collaboration with Dr. Jacquetta Page. Course Title: ""The Black Eye:Viewing the Africana World through Creative Non-Fiction." +why ca n't jews find love ? because love ai n't cheap . +I wonder if the way which TV made most boomers stupid explains their problems in the same way in which smartphones make most millennials stupid and create their different issues. +Final #SciCommPrimer session today is with Harry Armstrong from @nesta_uk talking about the future and changing landscape of #scicomm +What another name for your black friends? Muddy buddies +This that bitch nigga shit they invented it I just created the term +I for one plan to hang the last jew with the guts of the last capitalist . +INTJ Introvert ( 11 % ) iNtuitive ( 38 % ) iNtuitive Thinking ( 38 % ) Judging ( 22 % ) You have slight preference of Introversion over Extraversion ( 11 % ) You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing ( 38 % ) You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling ( 38 % ) You have slight preference of Judging over Perceiving ( 22 % ) +Jessica Valenti doxxes op-ed writer, with @bostonglobe's help +What do a Necrophiliac and a Pirate Have in Common? They're both digging for booty +But you should just be happy you're being represented! +what do you do with a bald girl after a sex ? put her back into the pushchair . +What did the Arab man's wife say on their wedding? BAAAA'A'A'A'A'A +I accidentally bumped into some cross eyed woman today and she shouted, "You should look where you're going!" I said, "Yeah and you should go where you're looking!" +So according to section C , what few jobs there are in our areas will be given to these people as well Thanks for posting this . +Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed and Driver's Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point. +How long does it take a black women to take a shit? 9 months +Bill's Hierarchy of Hate 1) jews 2) Communists/Socialists/Leftists 3) feminists/fags (extinction level problem) 4) Globalists (at least they have cerebral horsepower) 5) Niggers (too stupid to know better) 6) Muzzies (know how to control women, money, crime- early brainwashing) +Donald Trump the Brave Donald Trump the mighty CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED +#RemoveUnfairPOCSOlaw as promised Government must pay heed to the fake cases being filed against innocents. Stop POCSO Misuse! +PM me for cybersex Not joking, I want to loe my virginity (online or IRL, it doesn't matter) +"@Matt_VanDyke Who the HELL is ""LIKE"" ING this post? Sick people...." +I remember in grade 8 doing a project on that , and I got punished by the teacher because `` only blacks were slaves '' She was an idiot ! +What is a good source of the statistics of false rape accusations that have led to a conviction? +Whenever I see a missing person story on the news, it makes me sad I miss them too, we had so much fun together.. +LIVE IN HIM & HE WILL LIVE IN U BUT 1ST CONFESS EVERY SIN WITH UR MOUTH USING WORDS BEING HUMBLE HAVING SADNESS 4 UR ONLY SOUL 2 LIVE IN HIM & 4 HIM 2 LIVE IN U REPENT +Whats better than child porn Watching a dog fuck a dead baby while masturbating in front of the babies parents +Speaking of Old Country Music the only way you'll ever be able to hear that kind of sound is by listening to The Backwoods Underground Country Music scene +well im glad to hear there are more youth in our world and lets all hope those mudds and niggs go to h-e-l-l +If someone called me feminine, it'd be like calling me a faggot. And if I called some chick masculine, well... that's just unfortunate for her ugly ass. +boiiiiiiii I had a dream that I went on a crazy ass roller coaster it was like this or let me draw it out +everybody is hyping the zika virus when i deform baby 's heads they call me a psychopath +Daily reminder that your life has the only function to make others look and feel better This is why you are still alive. +Elite Sub level RT @DanaeLovesYou: Putting a song on your MySpace to sub whoever you were beefing with >>>>>>>>>> +i wish my grass was emo . so it would cut itself +Call 811 presents: Can You Dig It? Win prizes, watch out for the pesky gopher, & learn about dirt! https://t.co/VKmcF2Y4Y2 #safediggingmonth +what do you call interracial marriage ? beauty and the beast . +What's the difference between a Afghani school and a Taliban training ground? Beats me, I just fly the drone. +4 p.m. - you write a film about the silver ghost. you spray the scent of banana on the pages. send it to the cave. +What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hip. +I'm finna start slapping bitches +What's something that doesn't exist? Did you think I was going to say something like "Women's Rights" or something like that? No you sick fuck. Black rights don't exist. +4. Bankole A. Adeoye (Ogun State)—Ambassador/Representative to the Embassy of #Nigeria/Permanent Mission to @_AfricanUnion in Addis Ababa +What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer. +There's only one way to find out. ENHANCE! **update:** Quite possibly. +Arab men hate transgenders but they have one thing in common They both wear dresses +I hate cry baby ass bitches ugggh it makes me sick😂😂😂 +Help me understand My chick is "entitled" to make male friends and they take her out, but when a random woman wants to shoot me her number AFTER I day I'm involved and we still converse as friends it's an issue.. TF +It's Even Boring Listening To These Niggas Talk About Golf 😴😴😴😴 +what 's the difference between st. patrick 's day and martin luther king day ? on st. patrick 's day , everyone wants to be irish +JEWS RUN THE MEDIA JEWS RUN HOLLYJEWSTEINWOOD JEWS RUN ACADEMIA JEWS RUN THE FED.......... ANY QUESTIONS ? +What's the drifference between a trampoline and a black man? One you jump on the other jumps you. +Impeachment? There's no Impeachment happening. Stupid fucking Late Night Shows. You guys are morons. +We love and will always support you guys! We miss you! ☘️ @EthanDolan @GraysonDolan #IrelandLovesTheDolans 151 +I hear that McDonalds is coming to their aid . +What do you say to a man from Liverpool who has a full time job? I'll have a big mac extra cheese. +Have you ever wondered if there is an alternate universe where it is not, in fact, a Chick-fil-A employee's pleasure? +Bill Mitchell: ‏ ALABAMA UPDATE: "The statement cites three Election Integrity experts saying that “with a reasonable degree of statistical and mathematical certainty … election fraud occurred” and noted the irregularities in 20 precincts alone could reverse the results of the election." +i got banned from facebook today . apparently going onto the " kids vs cancer " page and saying " my money 's on cancer every time " is frowned upon . +I walk into a paraplegic gym they ask me kindly to leave +My biggest pet peeve while driving is when I let someone pass or cut in front of me and they don't say thank you. Fucking prick. +Trump's reelection in 2020 is gonna be lit af +hay guys i got a good one what s the difference between man and woman ? a man has no nippleboobs xd . ( sorry for bad english ) +It does not make anyone respect you anymore when you boast how amazing your life is on social media, humble yourself... +Absolutely amazing: HH Azur and McLain Ward are the 2017 World Cup Champions https://t.co/N20gzhbKwn +On one hand, he could get quoted more. But some reporters will look pretty dumb if all their women in tech stories are 100% about dudes. +The gay couple who moved in next door are not as comically flamboyant as the gay people on TV. It's like they're not even trying. +just realized there's no HTTT on tonight's setlist. when has that ever happened... 2 amnesiacs but no The Gloaming. strange. #radioheadmiami +Google "straw man" @RamiRMilhem Why is it that women want equal rights but also want to be catered at the same time? #notsexist #justdatroof +If you could summon mythical creatures, you’d... +What do you call a drunk with Tourette's? A fidget spinner. +i hate when you're really tired but you can't fall asleep so you're pretty much just staring into darkness +Emo’s have flash backs too... It’s known as PTxD +Thank you all so much for following @Crackamachakka @TheRealAlt-Right @kekistanid @RockstarTobi @Ultranationalist @anax @Catherine @Clarice4Trump @Lee1948 @Moonman888 @jflippo1327 +Literally this is the worst sensation I feel like my foot is gonna explode because it's swelling but has nowhere to go FUCK THIS CAST +Apparently she did it in support of her sister going thru Chemo +I swear females think they know me.... bitch you don't know my intentions you just think you do +We've had debates in parliament about the access hollywood tape, President Trump's travel ban, the charlotesville incident & the las vegas shooting, but Trump tweeting Britain First 'is getting involved in our politics...' +#Taurus the bull / cow are the keystone of civiliion. Milk, Cheese, Yogurt, travel, ploughing the farm, carrying wood to build houses. +reddit poking fun at a NiceGuy™ for not being demeaning to a woman +What does a Jew do when going to auschwitz Cry +I rather take 5 freaking history classes then fucking math bro +If you keep getting fatter, men won't want to date you when you get older. +There is already hundreds of threads about blacks and violence , why have you decided to open up a new thread about it ? +today has been fucking awful, i want to curl up and die +Being a peaceful nation today is the same as the embrace multiculturalism and do nothing against non-white imigration . +Handing over the pen to God to write your story is the best thing that will ever happen to you lemme tell ya +I roll a blunt better than the bitches in Havana ! Cause I'm the king round here ! +TFW you wake up early as fuck after sleeping late, only getting like a few hours of sleep, and not being to sleep. +"coming out to straight people is so funny. ""hey I'm [not heterosexual]"" is apparently translates ""I'm not at all the person u though I am""" +You mean like how there was no electricty or other public services except the post office and some roads during the Old Republic ? +And he most certainly is. When's the last time an athlete said of a male ref, "This might just not be for him"? The slam is pretty blatant. +has anyone here ever been allowed to look at the moon/tranquility base with a observatory/ giant federally owned telescope? +i like my women like i like my cars . . n all fours and with me inside . +Make America Mexico... 9 Traitor Repubs co sponsoring gun control: Rep. Peter King (R-NY) Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ) Rep. Patrick Meehan (R-PA) Rep, Ed Royce (R-CA) Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) Rep. Erik Paulsen (R-MN) Rep. Ryan Costello (R-PA) Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL) Rep. Charlie Dent (R-PA) +Why was six afraid of 7 7 was black +Oh, I don't think you've met my Dad! I haven't either. +Wouldn't you be embarrassed to wear on your head , against your will , a mock foreskin in the eyes of the world ? +"I really hate when people try to tell me to not talk about my dad in a certain way because he's ""still my dad""..." +what does the front page of a racist jokes newspaper say ? this paper would be racist if black people could be read . +every time this bitch makes a status about guys she texts me like whatttt loll +First kiss was behind the church door in third grade . +Listening to R4 on how some people in USA arguing that Sandy Hook massacre was a conspiracy. And support by Infowars. How did we get here? +Shit where the gay bitches at ? Come be witcha girl tonight 😏👅💦😋 +I like my coffee like I like my women Grounded up and boiled in water for 5 minutes +It takes all colors to make a happy rainbow Except black... +immigrants are desperate to stay here. who can blame them ? our government treats them as lords and we as muck. welcome to SFI Pluirin ! +Imagine if whites burned down cities every time a black raped a white girl. +My 9 year old daughter was wondering where the sun went at night In the morning it dawned on her. +I have a v hard time starting things, lots of ideas but don't know how to begin. Breaking stuff down is ok I guess but eh I can't started. +What's got 7 arms, 6 legs and 2 feet? The Boston Marathon finish line +Today is a weird ass day. I just have this bad feeling. +Hey Matt, tell me some more about Roy Moore. +What do you call two anorectic lesbians with a yeast infection? Douple quarter pounder with cheese +rape in a church and rape in the woods are basically the same , the cardinals always ignore it +For you bitch niggas out there 😏 http://t.co/6wI3EPalwo +How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Run him through the tablesaw: Meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwww How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Douse in lighter fluid, light a match and 'woof' +So rescuers are going to rescue 12 Thai boys stuck inside a cave Holy hell that woman can fit all 12 of them! +"This fool really said ""Adolf Hitler or Donald Trump"" during a game of Would You Rather....... 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #dead" +What does C stands for in '8 year old girl'? Consent +I rlly just need to get drunk alone and cry but I can't even afford alcohol because I've had 3 fucking tables today +What should they have renamed the Pulse nightclub to? No pulse nightclub +HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Closing statement by @voxday : "Yeah I'm a hypocrite, but that's ok" That's a perfect ending. +In #sports, I win because your better. You win because your better. That's it I don't accept excuses. ― Kenneth de Guzman 🏆 +I go to the gym Because deep down we all know when the aliens come they're going to eat the fatties first. +Again with the "unpopular opinion" @gigglybookworm call me sexist but I hate audiobooks read by women #confessyourunpopularopinion +@tshidi_lee @Julius_S_Malema @News24 This ppl carrying bricks are idiots +It was so difficult to fall asleep 'cuz of my cold but then i have to dream of samara and zombies 😩😩 i fucking hate myself +Boys don't wear necklaces like that. +Yo! Undertaker and Randy Orton have to walk this ramp. Buckle up buckaroos! It’s gonna be a long night. #WrestIeMania +Why isn't there a white history month? +"Any time a girl uses the words ""always, never, all, nothing, every, or only,"" she's ALWAYS full of shit." +What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro sinko +oh, yeah, you used to be a dentist, huh? +Should be shipping auto-livestream upload to channels and monetization today. +"3rd #SapnkingNewTrack on #DryveOnY @Y1079FM x @Y979FM - ""The Streets"" by @RichHomieQuan cc: @soulmanonYFM @DjMicSmith @stanleyonyfm" +Youtube is down He got down from vaccines! And autism too. And cancer... and dont forget about HIV and AIDS +$KOSK shipped a trial micro market to a Michigan-based water company w/ over a hundred years of operating history and corporate connections. +"""April fucking Fool's. Wake up and smell the roses.""" +What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of him. +What I look like thing off somebody that hate me! bye Fe fucking licia +[NP] Reddit just blocked comments on a serious mens rights issue where a diversity worker at a University used the hashtag #killallwhitemen +Teen suicide isn’t an epidemic... It’s just another way of natural selection +What kind of bush doesn't grow when you plant it in the dirt? George Bush. +Everyone's watching Alex and this idiot fight and NO ONE IS DOINGANYTHING THESE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING +Why didn't the Nazi play baseball? 3 Reich's and you're out +if you have that lil pussy stomach pouch thingy, don't wear no tight clothes. shit is unattractive.😷 +My bitch pussy got hella powers +What's the difference between a miscarriage and a pizza? Unfortunately, I am lactose intolerant so only one of the two is edible for me +What's the greatest thing about screwing a dead girl? You're literally fucking her eyes out! +#nowplaying y Modern Player Jaguar Dirty Demo | Fender Fender 2012-01-20 11:12:42 Modern Player Jaguar played through a Fende #これ聴いてるんだからねっ +It's really sad how many celebrities have taken their own lives Kurt Cobain, Chester Bennington, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G.. *Truly sad indeed* +Fucking Herrera at LB, with Luke Shaw on the bench? Come to Arsenal fella... +I recently bought a book from here and it was very fast shipping and great quality . +Deplorable Ana‏ House Democrats DNC I demand you stop lying, you keep going on TV telling the world that majority of Americans want DACA amnesty it's a total lie, we hate criminals at all levels YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING. +Corporate Personhood--heartless entities literally without a soul ruled by profit margins--no democracy there. And we made one POTUS! +Ain't nun Ordinary about this bitch ✋😏 +#TBT 1952 Oct Martinsville Speedway 1-Perk Brown, 2-Herb Thomas, 3-Joe Eubanks, 4-Fonty Flock, 5-Tim Flock, 6-Johnn… https://t.co/HyIDtIrfgG +How is this worthy of a human rights hearing ? +I hate when people try to talk in code around me. They might as well have the conversation since I know what they talking about 😂 +Please, no one tell my wife about this game. +The thing is, in a relationship, there will be ups and downs. Especially in a long term one gearing for serious. [...] I should mention it's not that I think you are necessarily in the wrong, just that affirmative action tends to get the best results, and it doesn't sound like you're in a bad relationship) +what ’s the name of the most popular book where a something year old protagonist has sex with a year - old girl ? the quran . +FUCK YES!!!!!!! @MATTHARDYBRAND @JEFFHARDYBRAND #Wrestlemania +What did the Catholic Priest say to the 8 year old? Nothing. His mom was an antivaxxer, and the priest was just leading the funeral service. +What does the muslim child say after being caught stealing for the second time? Look mom, no hands. +What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple in the south +What’s the difference between a baby and a apple? I don’t ejaculate on a apple before I eat it +how do you stop a baby from choking ? step back a few inches +r/incels open for everyone to laugh and mock, yet FAWomen is invitation only because le safe space +I love helping blind children PS: Verb, not adjective. +RT @yunglex3_: Don't want a good girl, hoes is his choice +my dad acts soooooo fucking stupid with shit !!! like fuckkkkkk +on my first day in prison , my cellmate said to me . " if you ever come close to me , i 'll fucking skin you alive . when we 're sleeping , you do n't fucking touch me . you hear me ? do n't ever talk to me , either . " " fucking great . " i thought , " first day in here and i 'm already married . " +When I was little, my dad and I used to blend snowballs to make slushes. I miss snowballs, he was a good cat. +The Ridge motel in Mandan/Bismarck costs $ 300 a week . +I'm just saying if I'm waiting 20 min for a burger it better be tasty and the way I asked. But that never happens @Whataburger #whataboycott +Redneck How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin. +Do you consider some one who has had sex before but has been unsuccessful in getting it again an incel or do you only consider virgins? +Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 αte 9, that's fucking why +What does a pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by a few inches, and you're in deep shit. +25 job applications done. 0 responses. being a white male in the 21st century sucks. +Sorry, for all who have lost a loved one . +On moms this nigga fucked up bringing my family into this +I used to work at an orphanage but I didn't like it and had to quit. Those kids are bastards. +Every day I think maybe it will be the day I find no sexist tweets, but it is never that day. Keep up the good fight, women. +What's the worst epidemic that came out of Africa? Black people +Why do black people only turn left? Because they have no rights +RT @RnadJorell: “@_KudaBrazyy: "You Disrespected My Hoeing" Pimp Slaps Hoe In The Telly For Talking Back! - http://t.co/XfBbm7cJTY”aha bitch +EVERY DOOR IN THIS GOD DAMN BUILDING SOUNDS LIKE A DOG SQUEALING IN PAIN WHEN IT CLOSES AND IT GETS ME EVERY TIME I HATE IT +" i blew a tire on the way to work today . " * " how 'd you do that ? " * " ran over a glass bottle . " * " well , did n't you see it ? " * " nah , damn kid had it under his coat . " +how do you lose weight fast ? go to the uk and watch the pounds drop . +I wonder if Alex Trebek has a tattoo of Ken Jennings in a Moo Moo pretending to be Helen from Three's Company +I thought the new Imfact music video should be out already but the i realised it said 12pm not 12am in KST :( +Are you normal? +RT @jsestefani: Oth fucked my life over in my expectations for guys +When you have everything they want & you're doing everything they can't, bitches are going to talk shit. Don't let them stop your shine +What does DIANA stand for? Died in a nasty accident. +Women stay bragging about their mans penis and wonder why your friend fucked him....smh ....silly, silly hoe. +Tell them hoes "I'm all friended out" +We can't always get what we want. Sometimes we just have to accept that there are things that aren't meant for us to happen. +Who climbs the twin towers? Spider-man Who flies **over** the twin towers? Super-man Who goes **through** the twin towers? Muslim-men +You may aswell start up a party called British Racist Party , the word fascist is deemed as bad if not worse . +How do you say “autistic” in Chinese? Dead. +"@ErikssonMalin85: #QuestionsForMen ever walked home in dark seen another person and becomed scared?" Men are attacked 4 times more often. +"RT @NiamhTweetsShit: ""I've got anxiety but I can still do that"" Yeah well you've also got two fucking legs but I bet you can't run as fast…" +I don't know what's more disturbing the weather or the state of the world #both #sometimesitsnowsinapril #signofthetimes 🌏 +Say what you want about WWII But whoever killed hitler is my hero +oh definitely do push ups and sit ups for the time being .... does n't your school have a weight room you can use ? you should go there ... +I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/fMF29xiVRP Famke Janssen Join The Fight AIDS PSA commercial +English is a beautiful languages; it has a lot of silent letters A few examples: Tsunami - 't' is silent Honest - 'h' is silent Island - 's' is silent My dad - 'dad' is silent +RT @yourseIves: blast the music until you can't feel a fucking thing +I think the Klan was best as a social club , the whole militant thing tends to turn people off and makes them look crazy +Obviously, @scottieottie_ is really only excited about Reese Palmeiro effortlessly being baddest of the bad. 🙃🙃🙃 +Would you rather have your current looks and be granted sex at least 2 times a week or have 9+/10 looks (world class model) but never have sex again Let's see who here knows what's really important. +Everybody wanna sell a Caesar salad with a nasty ass Caesar dressing , like how that work 🤔🙄 +I want a fucking FRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Male or female I want human fucking contact I'm sick of this fucking loneliness REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It's fucking OVER +There's a casino 2 miles from my house.... I'm fucked +Eastern Europeans are trashy. I know, because when my Eastern European brother-in-law got married, women at his reception wore fishnet tights and black lace gloves. This hyper-sexual culture is one of the main causes of the sex trafficking problem in Eastern Europe. We all, as Westerners, have difficulty understanding this type of culture. +my younger brother asked me what a concentration camp was i told him that 's where they make the orange - jews +Parker Bowman sprung on shorthanded breakaway, he goes low on Rogers with 1:20 left in 2nd 6-0 #Powassan #TIMvsPOW #NOJHL +The three degrees on TOTP, fucking hell, I haven't seen these since........last year in benidorm +Latitude:16.8, Longitude:-64, Windspeed:167 MPH, Pressure:916, Heading:WNW, DateTime:9/19/2017 9:00:00 PM, Travel Speed:10 MPH +Girls are like Blackjack I'm always going for 21 but I always end up hitting on 14. +A:: I can't tell the difference between all the Chinese kids that I teach. They all look the same. B:: Yeah, I think we're just not trained to see the differences. I mean, if you put 5 golden retrievers in a row, you probably couldn't tell the difference either ... or trees. Gathering of new friends; me, the only person of colour in the room. Made me feel invisible, mortified, shocked. +this dude snap chatted me saying he only watches my story for my baby nephew so now I will only post my nephew +How do you find a gay man at a nudist camp He's the one with all the flies on his cock +"I got a sister, she told me stop calling women bitches.." +I cried tears in my cup of Hennessy for these fucked up memories +There's 1 Gay couple on the 5th level of a hotel and 1 lesbian couple on the same level, Who gets out first? The gay couple, they packed their shit the night before +“DO NOT TOUCH!” must be terrifying to read in Braille. +I wonder what the shegroid that came running up did . +Older folks are more interesting and have so much to offer . +Nah these are the type of people that basically will be alone forever. +What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing +These hoes was just really fighting ova Some rally's tho on 30th😂😂 +What did Hitler's mom say when she found out what he did? I did nazi that coming +Why does a round pizza come in a square box? +All I know is that the video for sign of the times is going to absolutely fucking kill me 😭😭😭 +IF DEMOCRATS ever regain power,they will kill any an every 1 who is not part of the NWO,- +Evil seeks to maintain power by suppressing the truth and misleading the innocent +Co-worker:: I worry about my son, he plays with a girl all the time. Don't you think that's unhealthy? Me:: Well, I had a childhood guy friend who played with me all the time, he turned out fine. Co-worker:: But is he gay? Me:: Actually, now that you mention it - yeah, I think he is. I'm appalled that she'd say this to me, since she knows I'm queer. +(you have shitty parents and desperately need money and wind up in the tech industry) +so /r/againstmensrights wont be dealing with voat because apparently, its a forum of hate +Pay that man, so if it's one thing he know is that your not afraid to compensate for a job well done. +What do you call a female rapper? 77 cent +What makes an ISIS post funny? The execution. +what 's the difference between jews and boy scouts ? boy scouts come back from their camps . +I dont like to hate on my dog because he's mine and thats a representation of me, but damn sometimes he does some real stupid stuff 😩 +What starts with 'M' and ends with 'arriage' Miscarriage +Woman complains hours after setting up OkCupid account she's mad because she's getting too much attention +why are police officers most often trained in fighting ? because that 's how you get rid of dark types the quickest . +What they taught us, man them bad bitches only want the ballers, the starters.. We hoopin now the hoes wanna guard us.. +What's the worst thing about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen once. +In a hidden room He'd pour wine & read poetry til the candle burnt out I'd fall asleep in his arms & soon I also fell in love. #writtenriver +#Trump #DraintheSwamp #Freedom #LIberty for all. +gently remove my targeted fat and shape my body for life-changing results +What’s the similarities between a jew and a stiff nipple? They both disappear after a hot shower. +Wow honey I never thought our son could go that far! Yeah, the catapult's really amazing. Go get the baby +New petition The word nigger is so overused now it's hardly even fun to say. Let's spice it up, the new word for it is now u/N8theGr8 +Whoever controls the Sirens is Fucking with everybody!! #Sirens #WW3 #Dallas +Just found out A girl i used to really like has std's... Disgusting... +He:: So you're the new editor. You sound about fourteen. You know that, right? Me:: Well, that's neither here nor there. For the record, I am 39. He:: Well, you sound about 14. I started a job as editor of an organizational magazine almost a decade ago. I'm on the phone with a male, middle-aged member of the group. This sexist power play still bothers me. +Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet ¯\_(ƒc)_/¯ [{-_-}] ZZZzz zz z... We're approaching 3 months since the Las Vegas massacre with still absolutely no idea as to the motivation of Stephen Paddock. +Rod Serling: Anyone who claims Judge Roy Moore is losing to Doug Jones is a permanent resident of The Twilight Zone! +"""There are times when there's a great pleasure waiting at the end of laments, pains, and near-death experiences..."" Hinagiku Katsura" +Nottinghamshire Police Does anyone know of a case where this police force has actually regarded mild harassment as a hate crime and, if so, what happened to the accused? +INTJ Introvert ( 89 % ) iNtuitive ( 25 % ) iNtuitive Thinking ( 50 % ) Judging ( 67 % ) You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion ( 89 % ) You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing ( 25 % ) You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling ( 50 % ) You have distinctive preference of Judging over Perceiving ( 67 % ) +Bitches so stupid I just be telling them I got a gf because that's when they appreciate your time +Responded to a post about gender bias in BBQing (yes, really) and got banned from /r/feminism. +Meet @Alaa. He has served 3 yrs of a 5 yr sentence for protesting against military trials. #FreedomFirst https://t.co/63nRYUP7qw +Most people whom are mad at Trump for calling Haiti a shit hole voted for the woman who made it that way.. +A certain Person would want to shut his mouth that Person going on about stuff from 1930 had no right to post that information.Leo would not be impressedwww.muslimsout.org +hello all Is any one on here from Austin Texas or not far ? +They closed the hole in the wall shawarma place I loved by gogo curry and built a teriyaki chicken place. I feel very conflicted right now +Why are so many news organisations trying to defame youtubers recently? Like WSJ and all the others, you're irrelevant, fuck off +What breaks when you give it to a baby? It's pelvis +What’s the similarity between black men and christians? They visit their imaginary father once a week +No man , you got to listen to pass . +How do you act like a black person Just lower your iq to 25 and say "on God" +meals could be as important as what you eat to improve body composition and help to decrease risk for obesity-related diseases like type 2 … +anne frank knock knock joke knock knock * who 's there * schutzstaffel * . * knock knock +"So great that you included one couple that wasn't ""Bachelor Nation"". There are so many of us over 50. Kudos to Ellen and Drew #FirstDates" +I like bad bitches cause they like bad bitches too +@Vexda go jerk off to lollis faggot. +Finished my last day (for now) as an SDE; Monday will be the beginning of a trial period as a User Experience Designer. Yippee! #TrialByFire +It was the Emma and Dana show for a long time before she got injured. I don't blame her for being more aggressive. #wwe #raw +what idiot called them antacids and not afterburners +It turned out to be a well endowed man making a shadow puppet +Breaking: Emma Watson cast in "Beauty and the Beast" +during an interview , a special forces soldier was asked , " where do you stand on muslims ? " he replied , " the windpipe usually does the trick . " +I'm gonna name my first born son retarded So that when people ask me "Are you fucking retarded?" I can answer "No I'm fucking my dog" +We need some way to co-opt 'end free movement' to argue for ending the free movement of capital instead. +Fucking professor, why does she have to exploit me like this? 🙃 +jewish joke my first post on reddit which is the only jew hitler wouldn't have gased?? jesus christ +thank you Ariana Grande for being the reason of my everyday smile! your smile can make my day so much better! Ily guys +Sone of y'all bitches need morning glory milk baths 😂😂😂 +Any room for me between there? +All women are whores for Chad They could never love a non-Chad, let alone an incel +"RT @cufrink: i feel like a tattoo should have some meaning/relevance but i can't figure out how ""i wanna fucking kill myself"" could look ni…" +If your role as a man is to give women things, then how do you think they will respond to other men who can give them more? +.@realDonaldTrump Shouldn't have pissed off everyone w/talent in Hollywood. We could've come up with a better piece of theater than Syria. +You can clearly see in this video they want the white women to look dumb and crazy , whille the asian man looks intelligent and content . +So the grandkids are having a sleepover with Nannie Sue (me)! They've been so good - just need them to sleep 😴 #sleepover #grandchildren +I did NOT get the impression of @KendallJenner handing a police a Pesi was supposed to end anything but only to spread love and peace. +This is a criminal case, not a civil case. This means that it's up to the police to decide if it's worth prosecuting. @PendragonTarot +I like to put all my receivers at 99 in Madden 18 and score 150 points in 15 min quarters +I'm told my link to my Trump-Syria column doesn't work. I'm out&about. Please go to links cited by @joshuakeating or @ColinKahl . +Was photographed for the news paper while I was on my lunch hour, so I guess you could say I'm getting pretty famous. +that one time i was cucked by naruto i was watching naruto and this came up " if you love someone you should let them go for the one they love" and i then set up my high school crush with a guy. +The reason you are incel Because you dont look like a MAN, you still look like a child, if you had a normal puberty and turned into an actual man you would not be incel You need to be at least 5'11, have at least 7" wrists, have broad shoulders and have a large ribcage, anything less and your best bet is to become a tranny +Look at this dudes fucking profile picture seeing as Halloween is overThank you in 11 days; +What is the word starting with "n" , ending with "r" and you will never want to say to a Black ? Neighbour +If the world were good and just, defects like us would be euthanized Let's not kid ourselves, we're better off dead, a just world would round us up and execute us all. +What does a eraser company and an abortion clinic have in common? They both make money from your mistakes +My property is saying... Its not working anymore. Lets break up. +Daily reminder: you will never look as good as Jason Momoa, Alan Ritchson, or Jason Statham, so no woman will ever like you for who you are +i stole a comb from a kid with cancer oh well , he does n't need it now +That Farooq Abdullah, Fr of @abdullah_omar can get away with his rabid anti-India rants proves India is extremely #tolerant #FarooqVsCheetah +WHAT DO YOU CALL A RETARDED JEW? +It's like Tank Girl, if Water & Power had been run by a white cishet ma-oh wait. +The ass holes want to bring people in from Cacaholes because of the loopy DACAhole. +What's the difference between a Woman and a computer My computer didn't leave me... Why would you do that Cheryl... Please come back... +why on earth did i take this god awful fucking shift oh my god +Ours is a country so lacking in any sort of cultural foundation that we allow ourselves to be repeatedly owned by Moldovan teenagers online +What's Bill Cosby's favourite sex position? The recovery position. +Isn't wonderful to both be living in a free nation with a First Amendment where you can have your dictionary definition that works for you and I can have my dictionary definition that works for me ? +Mmm, this is a tough one. Dr. Phil or this fuckin' rando egg, who I hate? +That's a little inappropriate for a boy, don't you think? +Friend A:: I feel so American right now, I could punch an Arab in the face! Friend B:: So I guess this would be an awkward time to remind you that I'm half Lebanese... Friend A:: Oh... +"Radical"? lol no @David_i_think Call me sexist. But a girl playing bf4? Lol no +I'm begging normies to reply to this, if you are good people, why do I get messages urging me to kill myself and insisting I'll never be happy every single day? +Whats the diffrence between luggage and baggage? i didnt have to cut my brothers legs while trying to fit him inside the baggage +Had a really great time working with Apple's HLS adaptive video streaming protocol, very cool technology with great browser support! +It’s interesting how the media doesn’t call the #TexasChurchMassacre a hate crime against Christians, but if the guy had shot up a mosque... +Anyone noticed that the women who bang on about the Patriarchy and gender roles the most also expect men to be very masculine and aggressive +here we comfort each other and share our onesie stories I can start, have had 2 "REAL" onesies, the latter being a girl a bit younger than me, I have a really soft spot for girls especially the cute looking chaste ones, the latest onesie i have had i will see her in like 3 weeks during break.. feelsbadman +She's Indian or Muslim or something. They just wait for their husbands to tell them it's time to have a baby and then they get pregnant. It's sad. +Irony is dead @debayan_CFC We all get bored of women. They stop making sense after sometime. Especially the talking part. #NotSexist +Daily reminder that prostate cancer is more common and deadly than breast cancer but gets 1/2 the funding +I've got debug output scrolling as I run the program from within screen. I always have this up. It is scrolling too fast for me to read. +I CANT FIND THE FUCKING TRAILER U HAVE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME #SKAMSEASON4 +Off Topic SJW's try to convice a man that he should accept being lied to by a transgender "women" who still has a penis" Because "you liked "her" before, but now she has a penis, so you should try" I disagreed. +Ok this is funny... A proud liberal who wants to end racism calls Tim Scott an Uncle Tom Lolz lib idiots #tcot http://t.co/y6X6eagw20 +Thank you for the info. i will deffinetly look into them . +How have I never heard of ball culture? This sounds amazing. +I don't understand all this bitterness among fans of Genesis. The never-ending battle between Gabriel-Collins era... totally pointless imo. +What's the difference between a preschool girl and a trans person? I can actually sell the girl on the slave market No one wants to buy the tranny +You know why she takes you like a joke bc you are a fucking joke. Don't ever try and call yourself a man bc you not. +Hey fucking @Strava - why have you broken app on Apple Watch S1? Your update has annoying UX - AND DOESN'T WORK. Used to be abt simplicity. +"""What we want isn't difficult or complicated so our budget doesn't need to be high. Smt like this"" *passes you an @annieleibovitz photo*" +If your so called "friends" have girlfriends but refuse to let you have sex with her, then find new friends. +Wow, you're really good at this! +The "manslamming" campaign is literally a campaign for slamming into men and then claiming they slammed into you. +While Zionism makes sense to me in the sense that Jews should be in their own country, when you see people like Bannon rush to speak to that crowd, it's very easy to assume that agenda is one Americans will be stuck paying for yet again. +just listening to fox news with jmiller and another dope talking about how @POTUS just can't understand media reality ! who cares really !!! +Also I try to be straight up truthful and honest with everyone on here that happens with my life and I want to be serious about something so here goes... +im not in history this year. cant really talk about last year cause i forgot most of it by now and what i do remember would be biased cause i didnt join national socialism until coupla months ago , and i dont even know if you could really say i joined. not like u fill out a form or something . +Good job, @Razer. You finally created keyboard software that does something useful. A++ would install again. +what do you call a key owned by a monk ? a nigger . +sheit, the exchanges for XRP are out of sync for a minute, something is happening +Are you sure you aren't just on your period? +I don't fuck wit bitches that listen to that EDM shit for some reason them bitches be havin mad energy and I like to chill +& the memories of me will seem more like bad dreams, Just a series of blurs like I never occurred. Someday you will be loved. +Yaaasss! RT @LoveMsLiz: When a hoe is talking about how they really don't be hoes..... 😒 like girl, if you gotta explain it.. 9/10 a hoe. +It was Jenny's fault that her life was bad, because she allowed being abused to affect her. Forrest just moved on from everything - that's how you should think. +We don't have to stop liking games because they are sexist or have other problematic themes. Just be aware of them & push for more options. +More proof of how women view incels, and people lay all the blame on us. +REMINDER: if a woman smiles at you its because shes going to chads house later to fuck him +aly and i don't see eye to eye on many things but being giant sweet baby rose stans is certainly one of them +Wanna here a joke The latest Snap Chat Update +RT @TheBloodShow: Why all these hoes be wearin flowers around they head. I hope a bee Sting they ASS +We will never know who the real slim shady is It could be Stephen Hawking but we would never know because he can't stand up +They probably just had a crush on you. +if this was onscreen i just hit a fuckin nasty ass clip... +All false rape accuser's deserve the death penalty. +hoy tara open tamb coz i will not say no to free food but then again there's no such thing as free lunch pero tangina gutom na ako tara +Woman at Planned Parenthood (to my white friend):: Do you have your insurance card? Woman at Planned Parenthood (to the black woman of approximately the same age behind her):: Are you on Masshealth? Apparently white people have insurance and black people can only have state-funded medical care. Made me feel like even places I regarded as safe are full of ignorance. +Which event triggers Liberal SJWs to a higher REEEEE degree? +"I SWEAR my face hates me. It's like ""oh you have a special event tomorrow lemme just have a few thousand pimples pop up"" :))) PUTAAA" +People really do have mental issues i wont put it no other way they troll pages in fact not just any pages but the fact it where does stalking begain at and harassment when u find that what people do to the avage citizen to make the jobless or to prevent them from having a job people. +RT @BlackRichyRich: Every nigga New hoe is Da next niggas old hoe +guys i beat cancer patients +It's kind of hilarious that I'm so self-confident that the very second impostor syndrome starts kicking it, I realize something is wrong. +How does your internet personality(ies) differ from your real life personality? +He just got completely knocked out , should be fine , I 've seen people flop around like a fish many times after being completely knocked out . +Friday night, you are young but ugly with 0 friends I think you know what to do +Britain: An aircraft carrier that doesn't go anywhere. +"Moncada: ""I felt really good with my bat, with my swing. I hit the ball with authority throughout the whole field. My legs were loose""" +&; And When the fuck is F is For Family Season 2 coming out ?!?!? +What are this sub’s thoughts on Mr Weinstein? +What do you call an older woman who fucks younger guys? A cougar What do you call an older man who fucks younger guys? A Nittany Lion +Whats Red, Black and white all over? A dead fetus after I'm done with it. +A Jew, a Nigger and a Paedophile walk into a bar... Fill in the rest you retarded dumbfucks. (I love dark humor, just not the unoriginal and unimaginative crap being posted on here at the moment.) It is meant to be dark not just an excuse for pathetic racist, anti Semitic or unhinged pervert jokes..........unless they are actually funny of course. +Muslim columbine joke A Muslim turns 13 and asks his dad for an ak-47 to which the father replies "why" and the boy says "I'm gonna top columbine when I grow up" +don't force or pressure me to do something i don't want to do because i always have a fucking reason +Why is shyness & awkwardness sexy in a woman... ...but repulsive in a man? +acmc_clock_euro: #Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Budapest, H for now (12h58m01s UT): 27°19'09.0'' #Leo (AC) / 18°05'44.0'' #Taurus (MC) +You got a C in Precalculus I ? You're Asian! You should have gotten an A! +When you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single .erson you see is struggling +Whites have the following Too many abortions , too many mixed marriages , too many no kids marriages , and too many liberals . +So lads who's going to win Liverpool or Everton drop your score prediction done below am saying 3-1 liverpool +What is black and white and red all over? A mixed-race abortion. +why ca n't you counsel the japanese ? you have to drop the bomb twice before they got the message +“@NotGrimey Dnt blame niggas when a female see ya hoe ass ways. Go listen to some JT Money fruitcake” +What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees +I wish I was an incel for a day being an incel everyday sucks :/ +RT @JeremyPlatt: Yah she was a hoe... +If I ever lead a team you're in and you act like a 2 year old, I'll treat you like one and put you on a timeout +I call Obama the "Caramel Colored Country Killer" I call Trump "hero" +How do you know that Fifth Third Bank isn't owned by black people? Because otherwise it'd be known as Three Fifths Bank +ALPHA BAD BOY IS SAD IN THE MGTOW SUB (CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP GUYS) +Bout to take my final wish me luck incels Should be easy enough i think +Incredible: Woman Who Helped Carry Sulkowicz Mattress At Graduation May Have Committed Sexual Assault +Is there anywhere else we can go to be safe from the cunts brigading this place? +Violent leftist group marches against gravity: claims there's no such thing +Any snack is 'Family Size' if you're an orphan. +What supporter was the only thing that couldn't save Stephen Hawking? Life Support. +How to you make a baby cry Drop it How do you make it stop crying Drop it again +Grandpa Lampshade's GAB tutorials #1: Democrats/liberals are not the real Nazis +The number one struggle of living with somebody is Figuring out where to store all the body limbs +Pornhub Advisory: Very young teens ( All models 18+ at time of filming ) Very old grannies ( All models alive at time of filming ) +how many babies does it take to clog a pool drain ? two . two and a half . three . three and a half . +Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead +the birth control really does make you un-horny, I've been off it for like two days and I'm insane again +DID U WRITE THAT URSELF OMG @joeldanger All girls should come with a sign "you must be this tall to ride my emotional rollercoaster". +You can be the president of the US Even a monkey managed to be , recently +Where's all the 2nd Amendment ammosexual nutbags constantly fearing a tyrannical government at now huh? Tyrannical government calling line 1 +Rednecks are very eco-friendly They are always recycling the gene pool +A wild Misdreavus has appeared! It's IV is 75.56. Despawns at 23:12:17 (27m 7s). https://t.co/BG0J72l71V +Der Fuhrer only had one suit, I think you look very smart dear. +What mix are you? I tell him that I'm half Japanese. "Oh. Is that all?" Middle-aged white man to me, a (then) 17 year old half Japanese girl at a party full of drunk teenagers. Made me feel creeped out, fetishized. +What's the best thing about all these school shootings? I can reuse the jokes from the last +I would love to be rich and expose gold diggers Expose gold digger while driving my lamborghini making noise in the streets and bother all that poor stacies +what did i do to deserve this why did my dad have to die when i was 6 why why why he was so nice and life was good back then what did i do to deserve this crap +I've met a few people who I talk to outside of SF , and I consider them to be pretty good friends . +NO YOU DONT FUCKING UBDERSTAND I LIVED AND BREATHED INVADER ZIM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IT WAS MY LIFE FUEL. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. +New Demoncrat slogan "Make America a shit hole" +"“Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: ""What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .""" +I’ve only been in jail for 5 minutes and I’ve already been raped twice... I’m fucking done playing Monopoly with dad. +#YesAllWomen because I avoid my favorite restaurant during lunch hours because a man who tries to chat me up works there then +Younger women enjoy the cock carousel in their 20-30s, why do they complain that older men enjoy hte pussy carousel in their 30-40s? +RT @macktology101: You hoes getting outta hand http://t.co/jZ2WRvaXaI +Can we have a warning before pictures like that are posted on here please ? +Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. +That moment when u hv no idea what the lecture is abt but the Dr. decides to remember ur name cz karma is a B 😅😅 +Where did the "women only care about personality" come from +a reminder - RTs are not endorsements. +just saw a hershey 's commercial on tv , ca n't find it on jewtube shows a White woman happily sharing candy with some mop headed groid male on an escalator guess I wo n't be buying that stuff ever again +Imagine if cum was white instead of red +i have a job lined up, a place to stay and money for plane tickets to england. now i just need a pair of fucking balls. +Heard that Joel @joelmchale has a glandular problem like Andre The Giant. True or False? #thegreatindoors +what 's the difference between a trampoline and a baby ? i take my shoes off to jump on trampolines . +if donald trump and hillary clinton are floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean , and it sinks , who lives ? america does . +They told me no loligagging I can’t help that their throats are so small +Unable to keep their hands off each other, the couple shared a number of sweet kisses and hugged as they enjoyed their romantic trip to the Middle East. +"Daddy said ""description of handsome guy is when he never missed his prayer and always praying in time . never late""" +Does Hillary think Bill Clinton’s rape victims should have to have five witnesses each before deserving to be heard and believed or something? +I don't give a fuck to political discussions... Cuz I give it to a toddler all the time. +this mutual keep tweeting about how her fav is underrated go promote him then tf stop complaining it took years for 5h to reach this point +it ’s probably best . . do n’t have my shotgun wedding in vegas . +A stressed-looking mom and little Johnny run around the beach. After about fifteen minutes the mom stops, out of breath and demands, „Come on Johnny, please remember where you buried daddy in the sand, will you?" +I have my interview for the program I'm dying to get in this month...I AM SHITTING BRICKS! I want to cry b/c of how bad I want to get in. +According to TIJ, Jews have succeeded in engaging in ethnic warfare without either side publicly acknowledging that there is indeed a war: “Yes, let it be agreed; if the Jewish idea is the stronger, if the Jewish ability is the greater, let them conquer; (1/2) +Cano is completely the opposite of locked in. He is unlocked. Somebody left the door open. #Mariners +Worried about fruit trees and this crazy #VegasWind +They say you are what you eat... I guess that's why i'm human +? what does dead babies in a microwave look like ? i do n't know . i close my eyes when i masturbate . +When someone tells me they aren't a dog person, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, I'm a psychopath. +this is probably why the lena/mon el scene will cause tension between kara & because lena is a fucking alien ? +ode to an incel i want to die, but im too scared to commit sudoku - 21incelewantstodie, 2017 +What's a hookers favourite sea? Hepatitis Sea +Here is the Haiti story for the negro sock puppet , posted for the umteenth time Dr William Pierce The Island Paradise of Haiti - YouTube +Why did Stephen Hawkings die? His wheelchair ran out of batteries. +Hell I believe you too!RT @DaRealQuitaM: @VonshayeB lol I still look good I'm smaller than half these hoes +why did the unicorn get along with the black father ? because they both do n't exist . +Literally Who? Literally #LawAndOrderSVU. +A Goat is brought to a Muslim bachelor party. The men yell, "The whore is here!" +oh my god baby you're so really sexy i just wanna cum all over your face and legs and lick that pussy all night. +Attack attack attack no one is saying a dam think about, what happens if Russians are killed if we take action? #oreillyfactor +You start a car drive with 12 dead babies. How many do you end with? Depends on how hungry you are. +Blade 2049 sucked, it was visually stunning but the script sucked and the story was one winded. +joey really didnt realize it was fucking mai under the butterfly mask??? even after she played harpy cards???? joey u stupid fuck i love u +Can't wait until I'm your priority how I used to be.. even though I know that ain't gonna happen I can just hope/wish +A female over on /r/Relationships agrees to independent 50%/50% split financial equality in her marriage to a man, but is not liking it one little bit and thinks it's "unfair" +How to identify black people during the nights? With pepper spray. +The Rockies have started strong, taking the 1st 2 games of this Opening Series. Tonight, Tyler Chatwood takes the mound for his 1st start. +#it's sad that the opposition has brain washed us so much that we believe that anything that is said by media owned by capitalist is right. +me, opens mouth: zanza, 25 miles away: can you fucking think just once before you fucking speak- +My family is very musical My father is in an orchestra, my mother is in a band, my auntie is in a choir, and my uncle is a rapist. +A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cops +I certainly think some of the examples are cringey, I agree. Like, walking up too a group of girls and and telling it's your friends birthday soon and she recently got dumped by her boyfriend and you need gift idas bla bla bla. [...] It can also seem REALLY 'over-familiar' to some people. +what do you call a black retirement home ? old farm equipment storage . +If we all woke up as women tomorrow, we would all find boyfriends within hours and this sub would cease to exist +I absolutely HATE blue cheese, I hate the way it looks, I hate the way it smells and it's mouldy, fucking MOULDY. +They say black looks good everywhere. I think it looks best behind steel bars. +A ravens or blackbirds, i can never tell really, is almost always courteous, unless it is a green one. +Oh... So I'm just going to put that you aren't sexually active at this time. +What's worse than 7 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 7 trees +Heard today from a colleague in work that a load of Roma Gypsies set up camp at the red cow as the government would not house them anyone see or here of this ? +Fuck all these dirty hoes these bitches basic +Who let more Refugees in than Europe? The Ocean. +Let me know what the cops say. @JevenSteakobson if i see a women in mens wearhouse today im calling the police. sorry, im not sexist, but, +So are you still bi? What does Evan think? You'd better not put that on your facebook profile, ok? And don't say anything to your dad. +Am I the only one hearing the X files tune? +#farooqvscheetah @TimesNow Revoke all the passports of shitty fellows say they carry indian passport and PURAHindustan karne ka time arahai +I registered to make comment but there appear to have a critical error , o dear . +I don't like any type of 'holiday'. They turn everyone into fucking idiots. +I keep it💯 I tell the truth rather you wanna hear it or not but if you can't handle the truth then go to people who lie to you then✌🏾️. +I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy, this fucking sucks. +"""Shaply"" - @King_Rockhammer 2017. When you combine 'Shane' and 'reply' because you're fucking retarded like me." +Exhibitor:: Excuse me, are you Japanese? Me:: Sorry, no. Exhibitor:: Where are you from? Me:: Oh, I'm from San Diego. Exhibitor:: Well, what's your nationality? Me:: I'm American. Exhibitor:: No, you know what I mean. What's your... background? Me:: ... I'm Filipina. Exhibitor:: Oh. I lived in Japan for a few years. I love anything Asian. At an International Women's Festival. +Hello! Hi! Hello! Chinese! Chinese! +RT @bankheist: it's always anime faggots that got some shit to say lmao, you in love with some damn cartoons lol fuckin nerds +Harvey Weinstein must have been really good Cause now the ladies are all shouting #MeeToo +Im organizing a Massive BLACK LIVES MATTER march... It will start at Miami Beach, Florida 10am tomorrow morning. +RT @AwwBroYouAhHoe: Big booty bitches always win. +Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but when Henry Kissinger describes his relationship with Kushner as a "war between Jews and non-Jews" I side with the non-Jews. +..But Let's Play This Out Let's Say Tomorrow A One World Government Is Setup And People Didn't Panic And In This One World Government They Adopted The Constitution And Bill Of Rights Of The United States And Pretty Much Adopted All Of The United States Law To Govern The Whole World... +Show pitch: Swear Lodge- Standup Comics go naked and blue roasting each other in a sweat lodge. A heart attack of laughs! #TowelJokes +boi: i thought i was gonna die. i was a wreck the whole day. my life was almost ruined forever bc i fucked up a heelys trick +Aja was the MOP of the tourney but @Bianca_Cuevas1 was the MVP of the game locking down itty bitty and bringing that energy & intensity 💯🐔🔒🏆 +How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off it's head +Does life still flash before your eyes if you're stillborn? +Jacob Jacob Jacob is a fucking icon legend legend legend!1!1!! +My food always seems to be seasoned with ash I don't know why it might be the Jews I meet last week +We can all preach until we're all blue in the face about Politics and it's not going to change the fact or outcomes that lays ahead for us all +Why do Africans love oral sex? So they can swallow the cum for nutrients +How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They like it black. +Rapunzel's mother is just like how I imagine Aulea to be. Ahhh I'm so glad we get to see both her parents interacting with each other & her +What's does Ronnie O'Sullivan have in common with the American police? They can both be relied on to shoot a black. +In Household and Business Appliances category: JWT India wins gold for @Goldilocks' Disclaimer 1, 2 3, & 4! #ABBYs2017 +Russia PM Medvedev says U.S. missile strikes on Syria came 'within an inch' of military clashing with Russia +wait did i say problematic, i meant problematic AND retarded +What does the Men's Rights Movement think of transgender men? +Just tried to make myself cookies AND I FUCKING BURNT THEM! WHYYYYY +Well at least I was when is was 15 that 's how long ago the picture was taken . +Anyone want to come over and watch my favourite historical comedy? Shindler's List +ion need mfs in my life no more i've already taken awful lotta bullshit +When ever you dog hoes really bad you end up w/ a girlfriend ... +Timeline Recap (2016): Apr-Clinton hires Fusion GPS Apr-FGPS hires Christopher Steele May-Nellie Ohr gets HAM radio license Jun/Jul-FBI Agent Strzok meets w/ Steele Jun-DOJ FISA request denied Jul-FBI counterintelligence operation begins Oct-Strzok and B Ohr meet w/ Steele Oct-FISA request granted +Patriots Fans... Know that every noose has a tight end. +What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up +My stupid ass iPhone has been in recovery mode for hours and won't update or restore. +"@TheCurtisDavies @LloydGriffith @bbcthree @GrosickiKamil ""His wingbacks are pushing on!"" 😂😂😂 #Savage" +After everything that #BryanBickell has been through, it is good to see him back with the #Hurricanes. #NHL +Daily reminder that every woman is the same and that there are no Unicorns. +What does Waffle House hash browns have in common with a giving a 12 gauge a blow job? The end result is scattered and splattered. +Why Don't Black Kids Shoot Up Schools? Because it's regular hood activity. +would do a snake if someone held the fangs back +If you could choose Between blackpill and inceldom or the bluepill and a gf which would you choose and why? +what 's the difference between jelly and jam ? i ca n't jelly my dick down your throat . +What do you call five school shooters in a restaurant A Cracker Barrel +@Aryanliving Welcome to the movement. Anyone who gets even minor publicity is a queer, fed, or jew (well, according to the internet). +I fell for your personality and everything about you became beautiful. I love you @Harry_Styles and I wish you well. Mind following? ❥23.782 +We've just seen someone use MERINGUE POWDER in a fucking baking video fucking POWDER America is irl blocked I stg +If anyone is interested in a meet up please feel free to pm me so we can set something up we are now in Toronto and St Catharines . +Oh, that's so sweet; I was a feminist when I was your age, too. +Christ, dude, get help. +The whole big deal about Lance's lay up just shoes you how soft nba players are who cares this much about shit like that. +RIP Jimmy Saville, lest we forget, forever in our hearts and the mouths of children +loooool I don't think I will comment on any of the idiocy you keep spouting, most of which has already been proven false yesterday in Nintendo's epic (fail) presentation but please tell me how can anyone be so mentally challenged as to start a reply with 'xxxxx, did i hurt your feelings, you seem enraged.' and end it with a random, borderline incoherent string of insults that you probably wrote with bloodshot eyes and frothing at the mouth. You rididulous child xD +What does a Carolina Reaper Pepper have in common with your uncle? They both make your butthole hurt. +Thinking about retooling my Profile on here and start covering and reporting news around the nation as well around the globe plus some local news out of Kentucky as well +literally had to lock myself in the storage room to cry over my moms text like changed the fucking passcode to unlock the door & everything +Whats the difference between a 14 year old girl and a piece of notebook paper The girl has more lines on her arms. +(Black) Roses are red, the world is ending +When I see young angry feminists being so much better at this than I was at their age it just makes my heart swell. +Looks->Social position=Validation, appreciation->Positive reinforcement->Drive and motvation to evolve and live->More energy->Success in all areas of life My life from the begining to now has been exacty proof of it +I was listening to local NewsRadio heading to work this morning My regular guy is on vacation this week, replaced by various and sundry "hosts" Not much irritates me more than listening to someone in a public speaking gig using "Uh" or "Um" every third or fourth word Had to change stations SMH +I have a fucking econ test tomorrow and i feel like im not in the mood to study +im pretty sure i did terrible on my SAT bc of how distracted i was but its okay because theres always next time +( off topic ) can we stop posting jokes that have been told a thousand times ? sorry for the rant but it is one of my biggest pet peeves when someone tells me a joke i have heard so many times before . i 'm not expecting upvotes or anything just a psa to everyone to try to keep this thread fresh and new . +My mom told me she would go get me unlimited data this weekend because I've been extra good this week 😂 +World War If World war 1 was so bad, why was there a world war 2? +RT @valejesss: Sam bought a fucking visor for Miami..... +how do you turn a pussy into a dick ? give him a badge +Mom, how much do we have till we reach grandma? –Mom, how much do we have till we reach grandma? –Shut up, Timmy, keep digging! +I did the Macarena, the Mashed-Potato, the Funky-Chicken and I had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter... My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed, "Get the fuck off my mother's grave." +What is the difference between a Gorilla and a black? A gorilla has a higher iq. + dollar for dirty joke i was in venice beach in january and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “ dollar for dirty joke . ” seemed like a good investment to me so i gladly handed over a dollar . homeless man : “ alright sir what s your name ? me : “ hingono ” homeless man : “ so hingono , there is black rooster alright ? how many legs does that chicken have ” me : “ two ? ” homeless man : “ right , now how many wings this black rooster got ? ” me : “ two ? ” homeless man : “ right , now how many eyes this black rooster got ? ” me : “ two ? ” homeless man : “ right again , now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat ? " me : “ i do n’t know ? a lot ? ” homeless man : “ well hingono , why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy . ” +Aware that you never adjust yourself to any condition that will take necessities from the many to give luxuries to the few @narendramodi +Zachary is gonna be upset when he comes home and sees the banister isn't attached to the wall... @ze_HI_nee +No, I cant say that I have been through that . +I once helped a suicidal man come off a building ledge with just one word, Jump. +The day I 'm told I have to get something put under my skin or a tattoo of something I do n't want on my body is the day I move to Europe +tryna look out for a nigga got me fucked over but I promise u this just the beginning +I'm not EVEN gonna try and lie , if I had money , I 'd probably have a whole safe full of these ! +Love fat hoes n tight clothes n granny panties seeeexxaaaay. +My manager calls me over to the front desk to translate for someone. I speak Cantonese, the customer speaks Khmer. Manager:: "Well aren't Asian languages all similar to each other?" +Damn affirmative action they got the white house , now our beer halls , their is only one safe place left ... God 's save Iceland . +i was drowning a toddler in a bucket when a black man walks up to me and shouts “ what ’s your problem ! ” i told him “ i ’m going to need a bigger bucket now that you ’re here ! ” +Holy shit I forgot how awful Orlando traffic was ALL THE TIME +What's the differences between St Jude's and My Basement? Cancer and AIDS are two different things. +It is always about divide and conquer.If you look at the Golden Dawn pictures they usually have women around there.Unity among Whites is a must between the sexes . +“@Chykalet "I know I must make a lot of ya'll hoes sick & all I can tell you hoes, get used to it bitch!"” +.@ListenToRaisin No question. Feminists have the media. Did you see any mention of Clem Fords OPEN bigotry, etc? Nope. "Narrative" is all. +A little concerned at what is happening here. Uh. This story may not be over. +Why were the sandy hook kids sad? Because they wanted new books, but all they got were Magazines +Words that no one ever says to a silent broad shouldered good looking guy: "You're so quiet" +Do you ever play with your hair to flex Do you ever play with your hair to flex on those cancer niggas +Remember, even if you find a nice girl, in this day and age, she's probably taken one in the front, one in the back, and one in the mouth while doing lines of coke Modern women are disgusting +The little Toyota pickup should get an award as the tank of the Middle East. LOL. #ISIS #Kobane #Daesh #Iraq #Syria #Islam #Mosul #Raqqa +man i always have a hard time when ever i try to make a website too much stuff to do i get confused well anyway id really like to see that website whenever you get finished with it Heil Hitler +Me: My throat kind of hurt earlier, I think I'm getting sick. Marc: NO! Me: Maybe it was just a glitch.. +how do you get the head off a baby ? tee - ball +If u don't stand4something now in the future u won't b able2we have2open our mouths &tell everybody about this coup against our country&our president they r trying2turn us against each other trying2get us2fight against ourselves inside our own country bcuz they're scared 2go2prison4their crimes PRAY +I heard he was judging a dick sucking contest and his heart gave out. +If the White House was a mud hut I might believe it ... however it looks like the exact same architecture as many other European designed/built structures . +Me: I'm eating healthy now My boss: I'm ordering pizza for lunch HOW DO YOU TURN DOWN PIZZA IM SORRY DIET +So looks like my part of the planet is probably gonna get gang banged by the weather tomorrow... so im expecting names like... +BITCH I THINK WE'RE TAKING A QUIZ ON THE PAGES WE READ AND IM FAILING THIS BAD +Ill never understand why anyone on @gab or in real life would want to listen to a word these morons say... +Sorry about all the RTs, but this is a really serious issue. This guy is basically the tech anti-feminist that thinks he's an ally. +@FlightYung that's what I call a crash dummy hoe +We should celebrate 4/20 It’s the day that the man who killed hitler was born. +Idea: pick a small project like a low tier election and practice propaganda and political ops in support of the favoured side. +Why do Scottish people wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away +Don't fear American rapists. Remember, most of them can't run. +Seem to be getting stuck, want to `derive (Show)` in a data type in #Haskell but the type is polymorphic. +Don't go out your way to stop my money from coming. Business is business but lines are made don't cross them. +What's the difference between a jew and harry potter? Harry made it out of the chamber. +What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pokémon trainer? One is named Ash, the other *is* ash +All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe. +If you have a receding hairline before age 25 its over +I caught this on youtube , I 'm sure someone has posted this at some point on here but it deserves reiteration . +Thinking that I'm two faced breaks my fucking heart 3. +You look so pretty washing the dishes! I'm glad you're learning young. That way, when you get married, you'll know what to do. +Okay, that 's good ... maybe they 'll come bursting onto the scene like the parties in Denmark and Norway ! +epic and edgy joke 😂😂😂🔥🔥👍 💯💯💯💯💯💯😳😳😳😳😳😳✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 **mfw the pedophile dog starts licking my diabetic sister's pussy on her period while my pedophile autistic grandpa starts raping my obese mother** 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯😳😳😳😳✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💯💯😂😂😂 +i'm smiling like an idiot while watching videos of them😊 #OneDirection #YouKnowYouLoveThem @radiodisney +#Breaking Active shooter reported at Columbus, Ohio high school. +Why the hell are all the jokes on here marked NSFW? All the videos on PornHub aren't marked, so why should it be here? +I didn't answer 6 questions on my practical and the whole test was 50 questions so each one is 2 points so I already have an 88 wtf +You're really un-intimidating for a black guy. +THE INDIPENDENT - Attacks on refugee homes double in Austria as accommodation firebombed and sprayed with Nazi graffiti … +Saint elliot rodgers on lady boners right now Literally crying rn +9 minutes into this Kokesh Molyneux debate and I'm already feeling the urge to preheat the oven. +Reasons I'm glad I am not Liberal--I don't have to pretend that: 1.Oprah is inspiring 2.Chelsea is smart/pretty 3.Hillary even once by accident did a good job at anything 4.Hollywood/media is correct about anything 5.BJ Clinton is a Statesman (Ditto: Obama/W/Carter) 6.There are more than 2 sexes. +So this rumour about me is spreading around the university +"""A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."" George Bernard Shaw #quote" +My uncle died in 9/11. His last words were,”Allahu Akbar.” +Curious. Are you just upset because women are being allowed into your nerd club? Clearly sexism is solved because you're pissed. @tehcoder42 +The only one thing I hate more than crime... ...and that's the legal age of consent being so damn high. +"Nothing like being an hour and twenty minutes into a train journey and thinking ""did I put the car park ticket CLEARLY on display?""" +Enjoy your Thursday make it nifty I hope under your shoe you find a fifty +Not this again . As far as I 'm concerned , it 's just a photo of inmates burning clothes of typhus victims , not corpses . +restaurant closing times here are infuriating. does everyone in japan just piss off home at 10pm on a friday night +Look, it's a dog walker. You have such a cool job! +who do germans never compete in marathons ? they do n't know how to finish a race . +RT @lildurk_: Dese hoes be actin up +I told a joke at a children’s hospital.... No one laughed but some kids were dying. +What do you call 2 cocks that cock 9's Columbine +Wow, really digging deep there. Ask yourself WHY, ALWAYS. @Hobag_Johnson Not sexist, but i prefer to read books writen by men +New to this sub, my apologies if this is the wrong place to go. +what 's a bloody nicole ? same as a bloody mary , but you add oj instead of tomato juice . +This is the same white flight pattern all over the world , the problem being eventually we will run out of space to live . +what is donald trump 's favorite 's song ? another spic in the wall +Why did my dad go to prison? Um, well, beats me. +Buzzfeed is Trash I dont like buzzfeed because theyre actually retarded. +I can't believe these ghetto fucks left this little kid next to me. He's now playing with fucking everything. Odds of his survival? Minimal. +If there is not any anal beads that play Christmas Carols there is money to be made there. +I'm legit praying that Eddie just fucking calls before my fucking phone gets turned off +"You need people like me, So you can point your fucking fingers and say ""that's the bad guy"" 😘" +this is the fattest man alive [ removed ] +😣 got this stupid ass feeling, I just pray I'm wrong. +BRO IT'S 2017 SEASON 4 AND PEOPLE STILL FUCKING THROW WHAT? +RT @FemsHaveBallz: LOL at my mentions Liberal1: you're a racist bitch Liberal2: yeah kill all whites (Liberal1 is white) Liberal1: Not… +Croak out to Assange, Bonehill, Nimmo and all political prisoners in UK jails. +Man, I think that was a travel on Oregon. This game is insane, Oregon will have a chance to win or tie! +She doesn't give a shit what you think. STAGGERING @Cooohkies This girl across from me has a jungle on each leg #Pleaseshave #NotSexist +Now that you dragged me out.. I will fucking ruin your fucking day. +Reasons why I hate living in the dorms: The 18 yr old boys on my floor think it's cute to yell penis as loud as they can +Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because anyone who can jump, run or swim well have already crossed the border. + “The Poverty of Income Inequality”: “The left’s answer to the high price of medical care wasn’t to discuss why prices were so high and what was behind the bizarre dysfunctional pricing ecosystem, but to wrap the whole thing up in one big government mandate.... +So a Muslim walls into a gay club and says... Typo: *walks All shots are on me! +I know my girls were raised sheltered and only around white people, and if I had to do it again, I would. +She's trying to play it as "we can have our own opinions but I still respect you" - No. She doesn't. She admitted that she was selling out. +TRP Chad confirms that even liberal feminist women love him +What fish swims only at night? A starfish. +Ireland joins International Task Force on Holocaust Education , Remembrance and Research Ireland has been accepted as a member country of the International Task Force on Holocaust Education , Remembrance and Research ( ITF ) . +Boyfriend is raped, everyone is like " yep rape go to the cops" +I hope Fellaini knows he owes us a goal on tuesday for that pk he caused in the first leg against everton +hassan nasrallah also here too, see's trash can, looking for pizza!!! how in the hell is the bad guys on the americn soil!! +I can see a little waves of water crashing over the road. The car is rocking in the wind. Had to pull over again. +I am a feminist I believe in equality of the sexes. +girls be comin over on Xanax just annoying the fuck outta me +#WhitePrivilege in Vietnam: Enlisted Deaths: ———-- USA | USMC | USN | USAF ———————————————————— White | 28044 | 11888 | 1823 | 735 = 42,490 Black | ..5095 | ..1860 | ....78 | ..82 = 7,115 Just look at all that White Privilege. +i fucking hate when people assume i'm weak because i'm a girl +why do black people smell bad ? so blind people can hate them too +Hello, I joined Stormfront today and I am pleased to be here . +sounds like a good thing ....... I 'll pitch in for food .... but if we meet in a park or something like that .. somebody please .... do n't forget the beer permit ...... lol +So I guess gotti is going to put all his music on tidal since he's rocking with jay now 🤔 he got some music missing from Apple Music +This is basically a message board; you haven't really accomplished anything here. +My daughter, the man. +Jeremy meeks: proof that women are in endless competition with each other to see who's the hottest most worthy female, just as long as its established that a particular guys is hot +My daughter just lost her first tooth. She won't touch my PlayStation again! +#PlannedParenthood The group says it performed 321,384 abortions in the United States during 2017, making Planned Parenthood clinics the most lethal place in the nation for unborn babies. +After years of service, my naga may be dying. sighhhh. +If you ever hear someone talking to a group of kids about their future goals , listen closely . +What do you call a kid with zero friends? A Sandy Hook survivor. +Honestly can we stop with the pedophilia jokes ? They're getting old. +armenian genocide jokes the armenian genocide was the killing of one and a half million armenians by the ottoman government between and yet although it predates the holocaust , there are lots of holocaust jokes and very few armenian genocide jokes . well , let 's fix that . i 'll tell a few , then you can post your own in the comments if you like . what 's the worst part of the armenian genocide ? they did n't kill the kardashians ' ancestors . have you heard of the armenian genocide ? [ if yes ] : wo n't you tell turkey ? [ if no ] : neither has turkey . [ turkey denies the armenian genocide you see ] . what was it like to be an armenian living in turkey between and ? [ removed ] +Did you know that rats die after they have sex Well the one I fucked did +I was the ugliest in every school group photos Of at least 25 boys, that translates to sub5%. +Its over females cannot logic They cant even fathom what it is to be incel +This @GaryAblettJnr @AFLFootyShow interview is a mess. Can understand the line of questioning, but the repetitive style is cringeworthy. +{ IMAGE CONSULTANT }}} *SEARCHING for VOLUNTEER MODELS* for: * Fashion Shows - Photo-shoots, *MUA Tutorials , Port-Folio work. +My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago. She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt". I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first. +Indeed, the arab population of interior BC is quite high and in some of the richer areas are almost 60 % + brown . +Rock music video for 12 Stones band , with truck footage . +Origi has an astonishing goal scoring record for someone so young. How some are saying we should offload him I'll never know. #LFC +I John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. +Damn. Next time just stay home and drink it off, woman. Don't take any calls. #TCMParty #NoirAlley #TheBlueGardenia +I'm sure I heard that many Catholic churches in Ireland are experiencing large numbers again thanks to the growing Polish populations . +ariana grande 's concert last night proved what we all , already , knew muslims are pedophiles - they always like to blow their load on girls under +We have an appetite for more risk. Our physicians have earned a 20% bonus due to our value-based contracting - Dr Blosser #MedicareAdvSummit +"I learned the ""bald head scaly wag..ain't got no hair in the back"" chant from a group of black women..... this is just a fact." +I need to stop frantically typing up responses to emails (to be sent after being reviewed by the rest of my board) and get my butt to GDC. +Try and apply your make-up in natural light, as you will achieve a cleaner look! Put your mirror in the window or beside it! +How are virginity and Indian Land the same? If they don’t give it to you when you ask nicely, take it from them and kill them when you’re done. +The bodyguard that trained me to be a killer is alive still and needs followers @FckDaRules hopefully @BornToBeFeral won't shoot him. +Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them but now its a touchy subject +Never get raped again. Just say yes. You aren't getting raped anymore +Fact: believe it or not most of you will not be incel for long Most of you will soon get laid, not necessarily become normie or chad but at least escape being incel +@whippedfranta Idk Barry is just being so stupid and it's pissing me off +things like this make me wanna fucking kill myself +I was eating out my grandma when suddenly I tasted horse sperm and I thought to myself, "maybe that's how she died" +Are those objects over there? Just kidding!! Those are women. +The French and Russians should speak their own native languages , but French and Russian schoolchildren should learn German at school instead of English . +Why would santa do very well in porn? Because he comes down almost every chimney in the world in just 1 night. +If minorities in this country were truly oppressed you wouldn’t have so many people desperately pretending to be one. +He never mentioned anything about the lack of white women on Stormfront .... He is looking for Proud , White Women in Florida +it's amazing what hood bitches wear I they body and in they head +What do you call seven bullets in a black man? Worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen. +How do you like your egg whites? Beaten and separated like the niggers. +what do you call the unnecessary material surrounding a vagina ? a woman . +Children's Activism Action Opportunity: Investigate the Appearance of Impropriety in Macon County, IL Handling of Abusive Foster Parent +So my wife admitted to doing some "questionable" things with the cucumbers... ...no wonder they tasted like her sister. +I texted I guy I met on Saturday nd was all sad cause he didn't reply but I just realized I put the wrong number in I'M SO DUMB +The following picture in the sequence showed the interior of a Kundalini Yoga Centre the beauty was at, whether she attended nude or not is unconfirmed. +Did you steal that baby?!? It looks terrified! +Any NS government that has them views are dangerous to their own people because they would decide who is worthy and unworthy and would make them king maker to decide that . +RT @prettykells: “@100046729: That's fucked up when a bitch you fw , down talk you.. Then with hoes they claim they don't fw 👐 funny.”‼️‼️… +Why are there no black priests? Because black fathers dont exist +Now I just wanted to say I can't fucking stand roman +What's the most messed up part about fucking a 3 year old? Her insides +What does a overflowing bucket of water have in common with a depressed teenager? They both go over the edge. +Where is the outrage against Trump and all this "just locker room talk, it's just how men talk" nonsense for lumping all men together as a bunch of lecherous sexual predators? +Big gift for this #MaheshBabuFansDay From #mb23 team Spyder title registered officially for #mb23 Spyder fix ayindi pilla fans now 🏃🏃🏃 +so i was fucking this guy in the ass the other day . and i reached around to grab his dick , and the fucking faggot was hard ! +i literally forgot that i allie her already bc i was so fucked up when i met her😂 +Sick of seeing liberalism/conservatism is cancer. No, extremism on both sides is cancer and ur incompetence at realizing this is disgusting +I like my ice cubes like I like my women: Cold and still. +trump every cloud has a silver lining even if it is the heat flash of a nuclear detonation +So do you actually meet the people that you let join and start a chapter or are you just trusting that an anti would n't sign up so that you start directing people to them to get jumped or whatever ? +Coworker:: People on food stamps are just lazy. Me:: I'm on food stamps. Coworker:: Obviously I'm not talking about you. +I'm down in so cal. in the riverside area in a small town called chino hills. im looking for some skins to hang out with male or female we just need to unite. haha +My son just told me he was gay. I don't have a problem with it. I've always wanted to use my rifle, anyway. +im back on the other side of the pond now and i was actualy in the 17th district but thanks the heads up +The attacks are coming from wankers who live in England maybe even born here and have little or no English ancestry and call themselves British . +also i toooooooootally didnt ask for days off just to play persona 5, who dooooooes thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, +(1 of 2) “Even in our moments of deepest grief, in the moments when time stands still and life seems unfair…” #ElderClayton | #LDSConf +When the tsunami hit , you know where did all the people go ? Missing ! +I find it troubling that more people are interested in the slutty black dress meme I posted than are interested in the fact that the Bundy's were just released after 700 days in prison bc the Fed Govt are scumbags. +Mr Azavii, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL We need to explode with blackpills +Anyway, things were good until he started talking about purifying her soul and a ceremony he wanted to do with her where she would be naked and he would prepare her. +Are you a child? Because you look like a child and sound like a child. +my sleeping pattern is going to be fucked for college rip me +If a penguin sold you his Camero and you drove it to Reno to visit your old lady, would you give her a bouquet of fresh parsley, or would you stop smoking crack on tuesdays? +What happens if a Jew runs into a wall? It becomes a paywall. +This Christmas will be a sad one in Texas. Clearly none of the kids at that High School were Santa Fe-vourites. +Why did the man go to jail for beating his friends wife? Destruction of property +James Damore appreciation thread Thank you for exposing those leftist hogs +I predict that a terrorist will bomb Manhattan NY tomorrow morning. +She was probably the victim of a groid rage rape also . +What's the difference between my meat and my wife? I clean up my mess after I'm done beating my meat. +how do you get the dishwasher running ? punch her with your right hand . +To the counselor to talk abt getting his name changed in the records to Oliver, and they wouldn't. Kid & friends: much wiser than admin. +My mayonnaise is trying kill me - or so my sauces tell me. +there is a little family of birds outside my room, although it is very similar to babies crying at night, it is so heartwarming!! +"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock." -- Islamic dating motto +Lol at bitches thinking Kanye is the perfect man because he opened the car door for his wife.. You bitches don't know wtf y'all need.. +greatamericandaily.com/hillary-clinton-was-just-found-guilty-in-this-big-scandal/ … Hillary & McCain as guilty as hell and should be charged and placed in one cell! +Every time you see or hear about a British politician fawning over Israel just remember that country was founded by terrorists who killed British soldiers and policemen - www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/ ? p = 119398 +What's that city kit all about? The designers at @nikefootball should be fucking shot in the bollocks. +Wemen and dishwashers are 2 different genders. Sorry torgot the open space between the we and the men. +How do you call a Jewish Pokémon trainer? Ash. +It's real bad release and it was the rhetoric around her for her trip to hell +I am a 92 year old man who survived hundreds of executions in the Auschwitz. I was the executor. +When you love someone you pray that they will change but you soon accept they will always be the same +MD 0, MSU 2 / E6 | A two-out double by Carrasco and a walk to Gutknecht strands two. Watson back out T7 to try to close this out. +I dont take disrespect from anybody, i dont care who the fuck you are or who the fuck you think you are. +yesterday , i saw a nigger carrying a stolen tv . at first i thought it was mine . then i remembered that mine was at home picking my cotton and shining my shoes . +Liquid snake genecel Bad genes doomed this guy from birth, never able to come close to dominant gene asshole chad solid snake What an uggo low poly +If this gets locked Then your a nigger Edit: spelling +Where's your Kalashnikov? +What’s the most effective chat up line in the world? Did you taste the roofies in that? +When I was very young we read and looked at the same books as the adults . +Having a bf/gf won't solve all your life problems. It's nice when it's healthy & good but you gotta learn to love & live w/yourself alone. +Why was being a slave such a bad thing? Technically you were worth more than anyone else +"i cannot stand the abbreviation ""merch"" JUST SAY MERCHANDISE OR T-SHIRTS YOU IDIOTS" +What do you call four border patrol agents drowning in the Rio Grande? Quatro sinko! +I've only seen four Jews in my whole life , and those Jews were on the Silja Europa ship , going to Stockholm . +Is it okay to hate a certain race? I like 10k but hate 5k and niggers +@David_Hunninck all bitches eh. hahah +How screwed are arabcels I've seen mostly white and currycels, although im not sure how screwed are arabs in the US, please inform me. +I'm not prejudiced, but when I hear about some crimes on the news, I just know it's going to be a Mexican. +What’s the difference between rape and bestiality? Skin color +How did a slaughterhouse get away with murder? They held a Facebook party event for "Otherkin who identify as pigs and cows" and slit the throats of all 600 people who turned up. +RT @salomanizor: Too many faggots on here that think they can address me by my first name +TIME TO RESTART - TO EXCAVATE SOME BLEEDING HEARTS I TAKE A STRONG POSITION DON'T HAVE ANY INHIBITIONS IF YOU WANT TO WATCH LET ME KNOW I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL SEE THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES WHEN I ATTACK I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK AND I WILL SHOW THE IMPORTANT THINGS THAT YOU LACK iiiii III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK +More buzz for Ruth's Chris: - RT @BigMoeDC I come to ruth chris too much tho i need to perfect my cooking skills man +Never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith. +What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen of England? Murdered in a tunnel. +I'm not much of a texted get off my nuttz hoe +I remain optimistic about @twitter and acknowledge that this is a complex problem with no easy solution. Less hate, more ideas, please. +"RT @DictatorsQuotes: When I see on the news it says ""President Trump"" I still can't fucking believe it. - Donald J Trump (the J is for Jagg…" +No, because math is hard! @theJPDH @YesYoureSexist two and two does not make five, you know that, right? +Privacy is a myth. Ask Kris Porubsky who sneaks into our basement, records people using her computer, then tries to extort money from our us +STDs have nothing to do with the morality and the genetics . +I nailed my boss's daughter today I own the company. +"@QuantumFungus @MsBlaireWhite care to provide proof of those ""optimal societal outcomes""? Who decides what's optimal? By which standard?" +“@BreadTruckkBri: These hoes gon come && go, i feel it.” +A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s his way of telling that he saved you from the wrong one. TANNER StarStudioMag TMI +Why do you bury black gangsters in the ground Because deep down they're really good people +Worse than sitting through the uninspired, overlong tripe that was #captainamerica was hearing the guy next to me say "that was great" after +tom petty . too soon ? you know out of that went to the concert in vagas only seen tom petty ! +People say it's weird that I want to fuck my teacher Im homeschooled +Can u be my Tristan, i'll be your Andi. Can u be my Rage, i'll be your Sunshine. Oh i forgot, i gotta face the reality im no fictional. +If you're a #Pisces your romantic sign matches are #cancer #scorpio and #Capricorn . All other combinations are very unlikely to be stable. +i think it's been manhole long enough. let's officially start calling it a womanhole. +What is culture shock ? When a black guy goes to the bank. +What do girl scouts have in common with black people? They're both bottom feeding scum +gamergate just called @j4cob a "copy boy or personal assistant" on 8chan. +What does your mom and a brick have in common? Both get laid by Mexicans +I liked a @YouTube video from @david9199 https://t.co/OoW3yjSy2L Fast PvP [ Gameplay # 36 ] League of Legends +My girl walked in on me while I was blow drying my dick, and asked "tf u doing?" Apparently, "heating your dinner" wasnt the right answer +So all that I'm asking Is that you handle me with caution 'Cause I don't give myself often But I guess I'll try today +Gabby is back bitches step aside +I hate how Jay-Z is handling the Kalief Browder thing. Dude is shitty for that. Beyoncé shitty too for what she's done also +I turned off my air purifier time to figure out what to do today Maybe ill do some approaches today, but first i need to eat +I looked up “whiplash” on WebMD. i got diagnosed with slavery. +The best way to prevent Black on White rape is to succeed in our goal of removing them all from white countries . +why does Felxible by Tory Lanez have such a good beat because it features Chris Brown +welcome to mcdonald 's i 'm james comey , how can i help you ? +Why do Thai women always seem to fall for drunken bums who physically abuse them ... then they claim that all Thai men are bad and go for white guys On the other hand decent hard working Thai men are ignored and not given the time of day +Hey, blizzard folks! I'm (obviously) not looking to be headhunted, but I'll be dropping by your party tonight. See you there! ;) +Well, I'll go ahead and do it for you but only if you show me that pretty smile I know you have. +What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? A mudslide What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break +If Oprah Winfrey decides to run at the Presidency, we're pretty much screwed -The media will have THREE YEARS to pimp this bitch -Democrats will have over TWO YEARS to clean her up -Obamazombies will look forward to her paying all their bills or giving them a car -Hollywood will make a movie of her +Ladies Someone Out There Has Saved Your Pics And Is Busy Telling People That He Has Had Sex With You +Wind 0.0 km/h ---. Barometer 1025.8 hPa, Rising slowly. Temperature 9.1 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 95% +DREAMERS CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL....FCK THEM! +Every time I have to see Danny's description in my notifs I feel proud. Glad he's so out abt being into farts +Ovens What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven! +What did the slug say to the snail? Big issue sir? +Don't want to ruin the spirit of the mood , but are n't Russians for the most part Orthodox Christian , and they have a different day for Christmas ? +I wonder if giving birth to a rapist is on anyone's bucket list. +I'm sitting here bedazzled by the changes I'm experiencing in my attractions, sexuality & it's relationship to my gender. Woah. +What's green and bloody and sleeps in my backyard? My nigger and I'll paint him any color I want. +Theresa May, u are Islamophobic Racist Bitch.U cant b an inspiration 4 anyone let alone women in Saudi Arabia. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. #UK #KSA +Being a prick is trying to get your daughter to move in with you to arrange marry her off to spite her mother! +Really, how many times do the Jews have to tell you they hate you before you believe them? +If i wasn't sick I'd be at the graveyard chillin' w/ my niggas +"Stop looking us and go eat some pussy, you yuppie fucks." +Why was the Alabamian 12 year old girl happy? She lost her virginity on her wedding day +"..aaaaaand everyone saying to ""DO SOMETHING"" in Syria yesterday will now call Trump a warmonger. https://t.co/2y1cG5PVkx" +*"The biggest man-made environmental disaster the world has ever known?"* Really? +if no one will make some toku chase charms ill do it just fucking watch me +Have you heard of the band Bullet for my Valentine? I heard they’re really gaining popularity in Florida right now. +What's small, red, and makes my wife cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage +Looking for a source about rates of fenale child abusers Im on my phone atm, I would normally look myself, and I'm hoping someone will be able to turn up a source about the rates of female child abusers +An apple and an emo fall off a tree at the same time The apple hit the ground, but the emo gets stuck in a rope. +Females should stop giving garbage lies as "advice" and should just fuck us if they truly want to help us If they won't, then they really are useless. +Made a kid cry when I told him I'm fucking his mom. Home invasions rock! +Dutch wimmins soccer team looked like female athletes, England looked like angry dykes;( #Oranje boven #Oranje zaal overwinning +Wait on buying this and let the gun magazines test it first . +Stacies easily give chad a rimjob but feel disgusted when an incel gives them a hug +"My mom said ""Treja , You will never hace friends bc you are a bitch"". 😂 like whatttttt. I throw shade but im actually nice af 🤦🏽‍♀️" +Why didn’t Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary Clinton? The last clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth. +Thanks for tremendous number of followers in only being up two hours! +A black man with a parrot walked into a bar The bartender said, "That looks exotic, where'd you get it from?" The parrot replies, "Africa" +Life is like a box of chocolates You don't want to admit it, but the white one are always the best. +Feel sorry for Blades who aren't here cos it's fucking buzzing ⚔️ +America has a white majority, and a far larger one in most of the country's past, so why wouldn't the American Girls [dolls] have one as well? +The medical personal trying to save Stephen Hawking *turning the router off & on* Well, we have tried everything. +Neckbeards. +You cant say black But you can say white, Double standards. +I was up late watching tv and there it was on CNN , Click on the link Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com +i could do with some help , please . [ removed ] +These hoes are miserable fall in they traps you will be tooo! +what did the black woman name her sons ? tyrone , tyrone , tyrone , tyrone , and tyrone . how did she tell them apart ? she just called them by their last names . +Good campaign line: "Elect The Paul Who Supports The Wall" @pnehlen +#inspiration You are indebted to you imagination for three-fourths of your importance. -David Garrick #quotes #followme 🐬 +Me: You sure you don't want any food? Banks: No I'm good Me: ok if you're sure. Walking out: Dang that smells good I'm gonna get some. +Feel lit shoving they vape pens doon people's fuckin throat when they blow aw the mad smoke shite in ma direction !!! +The most absurd thing I have ever heard a nig say is , and I quote ... +Why are black people good at basketball? There's not much else to do in prison +What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when when you pull you're meat out. +I am probably not answering email tonight. I have other work to catch up on. This weekend = = gobs of email. +One thing this backstabbing by Trump will do is to keep me from ever wasting my time standing in line to vote. +links body must have been fucking obliterated 100 years ago theres no way you fight a hell beast and die in one piece +How do I like my whiskey? The same as my women, 10 years old and mixed with coke. +Can anyone give me some links or a loan company they went through for student loans ? +When people die, what dance move do they do? The Moonwalk. +cause I have hella feelings for you I act like I don't fucking care like they ain't even there +RT @Yansii_: Black bitches be like "boy i told you not to get my hair wet" http://t.co/CSG4OoPgkY +Where do the suicide bombers go after death? Everywhere +What is the difference between me and a Nigerian? a Nigerian doesn't have 2000 bucks in his pocket, isn't eating a BigMac , drinking beer and typing in Reddit . +Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear." +Being Aneroxic is shameful Especially if you're white, you're culturally appropriating African culture. #endculturalappropriation +I want to go for a run but my ankle is still fucked up. I hate my life. Ugh. +#Zuma, Guptas we will let you use Waterkloof one last time, to get the fuck out of our country! And take Manyi, Andile and Chelsea with you +Did anyone realize what I said in my post about my daddy shooting me with my hand on the dial of a MTV station was a JOKE ???? 88 Crissy +The old Twitter page is for the Christopher Clonts 123 stuff.But, this Twitter page is for the future of The Critical Reviewer. +Send your prayers for Barcelona They got destroyed by Real Madrid in the Spanish cup. +What's the best thing about twenty four year olds? Twenty of them. +Don't worry about the bitches I use to fuck wit. +@NoBeeetch @Iam_webster faggot +RT @rickygervais: Humans are genetically closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas. But we are all apes. Have a great day you clever twe… +Facebook is trying to suppress free speech...Along with most of silicon valley.... Looks like a good place to chat and not be bothered with BS from liberal CEOs +What do you call a healthy Mexican? A green bean +Reminder: prolonged loneliness is poison to your mental state This sub being a shining example of that. +What’s the name of a Foo Fighters song that could also be used to describe the living conditions of Jews in 1941? The Sky is a Neighbourhood +"most suicides are driven by a flash flood of strong emotions, not rational" - mmphf, how do they even know? +New Arrivals Also I’m Open And Honest And The Differences Between Me And John Cena Is You Can Always See Me And You Can’t See Him +it 's november d already . you can take your mask off now . +For those of you in Madison County, please consider checking this out tomorrow...and every Sunday thereafter! https://t.co/MX8umQDqY0 +What's the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends. +Totally agree 110% and it's totally wrong and something that should never be played or toy with and that's every United States Of America citizen right to free speech once that's gone society and civilization is dead +Thank you for all your support , i have a great list that i am going to look into picking up . +If I did do Teach For America I'd probably be placed in the Mississippi Delta and would just end up being like, 'OK kids! Go outside and make some mud pies to prepare for your future careers.' +As an tattoo artist, when I inked my friend's girlfriend He sued me for vandalising his property +These pass days have had me all kinds Fucked up... +There are very few people I can rely on. Every time something random happens in Mpls I am reminded of this. +What's the diffrence between xxxtentation and a cancer patient? A cancer patient deserves to live +How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dads dick tastes of blood +them damn wiggers need a friggen reality check. its bad when a white person walks to another and calls him his `` dawg '' +Girl, you're not bi. There's no such thing. You're just horny and greedy. +I'm really looking for something in green. That said I love the Victura. +Someone asked me what is the largest export from India. Apparently, r/ComedyCemetery material is not the right answer. +As a brit my knowledge of american law is somewhat lacking but even i know that this holder groid has committed treason +Women have it easy How to get laid if you're female: 1) Put some makeup on 2) Dress sexy and show cleavage 3) Be anything over 1.5/10 in terms of natural looks 4) Have a vagina 5) Have a pulse Job done. +i had a dream i had a chihuahua that i carried with me everywhere like i was doin crazy shit in my dream, but the whole time he was w me +Why are robbers caught red-handed? Aren't their hands black? +How come smaller people always feel the need to 1 up me? I see it happen to bigger dudes all the time. It's some BS, and annoying. +Feel sad for Chris Powell putting in a shift on Sky for a bit of coin. Looks like someone's shit in his wash bag 😐 +r/Foreveralone is like r/incels just with censorship by female mods I thought I was browsing r/incels but I was on Foreveralone They say and feel the same thing when I read their posts but in a warmer tone because everything else will get banned by the cuckmods +Just ordered my first thing online off Argos (moving boxes) & they're coming Mon ☺ So that'll be like a xmas for me 🎄 Now gonna sort pc out. +woke up after a whopping two hours of sleep, my body is a real jackass about Europe +Why is there no Walmart in Afghanistan? Because there's a target on every corner +What's a Muslim's fondest memory? Getting stoned +Follow Marvelous People @2girls1pupshow @DebbieCyber @monicahotts @Jkburke21Jim @LAKingsfan2016 @ScottClendaniel @JimmysPlaceBar RT +And then tweeting a pic of Sean Connery with the caption that someone had suggested that you get an agent & all could think of was this guy. +Don't judge me.. i am vindictive and vengeful when it comes to bitches disrespecting me. +Yeah Das Boot was great got it as present for Christmas . +So there is a school shooting on Valentine's Day Guess they could call it Bullet For My Valentine. +What happens to a domesticated animal forced to fend for itself ? +Why is it always women that tell each other "OMG youre sooooo pretty" on social media and youtube? +It's inappropriate and messed up, but I've been having sex with my 12 year old son's middle school crush at work. I know it's never going to get serious between us though. She's getting buried next week. +Cool shirt ; now , go back to Africa and be a good Black Askari African Nazi Party Member . +im not even watching my tv but i looked over and saw that The Notebook was on and I changed the fucking channel. Never seen it, never will. +Well, my children would for starters. Why do you think that climate change deniers should have air time? +Suicide joke What is the difference between Kate Spade and you? None you are both dead on the inside. +Asking mods for incel movie review on side 1.The Last American Virgin-(explains how chad fucks stacy while you watch from side line with your hand) 2.Falling Down(society pushes you to ER) 3.Her(getting cucked by your OS) 4.Lars and real girl(havent seen yet) 5.Revenge of the nerds(what happens when incels dream) 6.Blue Valintine( incel case study as the life of a beta cuck) +sara does nt want her father meet her new black boyfriend . because her father is a cop +how many jews can you fit in a german volkswagen ? one on the passenger seat , in the ashtray . +why is aspirin white ? because it works . +Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Can’t wait to see if we’re having a boy or an abortion. +Has Twitter seriously gotten to the point of committing suicide by cop? +U see a super bad bitch in the club with a nigga that u just can't understand how he got her 99% chance he meet her at #happyhour +i added paul walker on xbox i have n't played anything with him yet because he spends his time on his dashboard +ugh. no. I am finally dealing with imposter syndrome. This is not a thing that I'm used to having to manage. crap. +I really don't understand why you are so invested in women's rights and fighting sexism and stuff - these things clearly don't affect you. +What would you like to get from a woman after you had sex? The money back. +At the end of the day remember one thing None of this shit matters; we'll all be dead sooner or later. +Why did the muslim man refuse to call out to find his lost kid in the shopping mall? Because the child's name was 'Allah Akbar' +Diversity and immigration = allowing enemies into our cities. +You don't like spicy food?!? What about all your spicy Jamaican/Puerto Rican blood? It's in your genes! +A fat bitch > RT @WayneL_Jr: A strong black woman > RT @Ivan_splash: Kim>Kourtney>Kendall>Khloe> Kylie +What do a farmer and a 6 year old have in common? Neither can handle too many cocks. +RT @TAXSTONE: If certain niggaz can even get my bitch attention hey can have it +RT @Whitesidemzu: Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SA… +what do you call the oval office when bill clinton was president ? the oral office . +I've just heard the Premier League football show say United has the 14th best attack in the league...? Where did you get that? #MUFC +I've got redirects set up, so existing articles/posts that linked to the old URLs should work just fine. +If things keep going the way they are white men are going to be stuck with women that could n't get a black male . +Gabby is hella ghetto +Watching the dems and cnn trying to deflect anything towards Trump that they can dream up, Hitlary and obummer are toast and they are shitting themselves😳😩😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸MAGA +Stop calling it an attack, it was merely a lousy driver. +In today's politicized world and climate we can bitch and moan about this and that whatever happens will happen we only live once so let's live it LOUD and have Fun +I get this sinking feeling this year is going to be a wild ride +today's the 1st of april = floyd's death day. miley has been inactive on insta for more than 2 weeks. let's hope she'll post sth 2day🙏🏼 +White coke whores from the 80's to the 2000's were an aesthetic. The fashion the thinness the money. +My bird is so snotty that he won't even step on my finger if it's cold +I've got two knife blocks on the counter . +What would be Germany called after all jew die? any +Dat hoe smelt like she was on her period 😂😂😂 +When making a left hand turn, you pull all the way out into the middle of the intersection to prepare, you don't sit behind the line or go just two inches past it like a faggot pussy +Not talking to anyone at work anymore. So much fucking drama just from 2 people. +like im 18 i feel weird having a celeb icon and tweeting about how much i love calum all day long but i feel comfortable doing it?? +Anything in life can be fixed with a hammer Even relationships but people tend to call that domestic abuse +I'm afraid ～. I'm afraid I can't. I'm afraid not. I'm afraid I have to go. I'm afraid I broke my leg. I'm afraid my English is n #英会話 +Some girl legit just turned and asked me if we had the test today like uh yeah you're screwed girl 🤣 +I was coerced into doing an Incan clay mask tonight and my man card is fucking gone. I've lost it, I'll check the couch cushions but idk. +How do you get a black lady pregnant? Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest. +I support all the football players who kneel down To their masters +TWD spoilers // Damn yeah it is painful seeing Sasha as a walker. I decided to just stay out and watch the episode with dad. RIP Sasha. +If you didn't just get a #poopsnap from me.. 1) you're welcome 2) you're not even my real friend, the homies all with it #grouppoopfuheva +"The Great and Mighty Warlock murderously drones Ascendant Blast (using a 8th level spell slot) on A Blue letter ""J""!" +go to www.limerickpost.ie . the story here is typical lies the black is laughing all the way to the bank and he did rob the man . +Me:: My brother is coming to visit. Sister-in-law:: From China? I grew up in New York. My husband's family knows this. They have visited more than once. Made me feel strangely shitty. +LMFAOOO HE SAID I NEED A BITCH THAT STILL SUCK THIS DICK WHEN SHE MAD FUCK YOU MAD SHUTUP😂😂😂😂🚮🚮💪🏽 +If I had a wife like that, I'd HAVE to beat her. +Great weekend of sport. LFC - win, National - partial win, Masters and Grand Prix. If Carlsberg yadda yadda yadda... +What's the hardest part about growing up? My uncle's dick. +austin mahone's snapchat story has me on the fucking floor breathless. +Some bitch niggas in drumlin just sprayed me with water and ran away #fucking #pussies +I often like to play a game I call "if the races were reversed" I imagine if a white male had shot a Latina his ass would be in prison for life 😒 +Media on a total jihad against the alt right - just a smokescreen from their attempt to squash any speech that counters them. +What do pizza deliverers and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it. +>Snowden docs reveal that the NSA collaborates with tech companies to add backdoors to hardware and software for easy spying >architecture level bug in nearly all CPUs is revealed that compromises sensitive information, including passwords These things are probably not unrelated, frens. +Former cult members often have fascinating insights, this is a great read: An ex-Feminist's thoughts on academia and the tactics of third-wave Feminism +Buttons are weird. Gave up trying to hit them in the right spot and started swiping to page backwards. Power button is weird. +This is how females talk with sexually valuable men. +why do black people only have nightmares ? because we killed the only one with a dream . +I tried to find this crappy commercial on YouTube when it first came out so I could post it here . +What makes Bill Cosby good in fantasy drafts? +Navas is frauding a fucking living it's making me so mad. +if my grandma knew how much i spent on her funeral . . he'd be spinning in her ditch . +My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair But I knew she'd come crawling back to me +You will NEVER feel the love of a female How does this make you feel? +Normies are trying to come up with a way to ban this sub +Sometimes I throw a watermelon in front of two black kids Just to see them fight to the death over it. +We do n't have black riots in Texas , and the blacks know why . +Guess this husband & wife facing deportation, both brilliant, law-abiding... https://t.co/xXIyKNxhi5 by #pascalmeier74 via @c0nvey +Get on your mutha fucking shit hoe. +"RT @loserlexii: it is march of two thousand fucking seventeen and there are still people out there who think saying ""triggered"" is…" +...watch this video to the end , lol . +my mothers father is full blonde Irish. my mothers mother is English Irish Scottish . my fathers father is a German with some Scottish and my fathers mother is danish and Norwegian. making me 6ft4 blonde hair blue eyes with a big barrel chest just like my german grandfather . +What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks. +Bisexuals I'm curious as to what the consensus is on bisexuality with both males and females here. +#NHL #GaryBettman WTF is wrong with you! No #OG2018 for NHL players is like Ice hockey without puck! U greedy douchebag💩👊 +the number secret to a long lasting relationship . have lots of money . +To be perfectly honest, I saw a commercial on the tv and thought it might be better than shaving so much. +How could we reunite the beatles? 2 more bullets. +My Libido is slowly dying Ever since the blackpill, I only fap out of extreme boredom to pass the time +I have to admit I do n't think I 've ever met a Briton ??? and I am English , so you must know something that I do n't know ??? , good for you . +What’s the worst part about Asians giving blowjobs? When they bite your dick off because it tasted like dog +what do pee wee herman and john wilkes booth have in common ? they both shot someone in the back of the head in a theater . +How many men here either (a) are boycotting marriage altogether; or (b) having fewer children than they would otherwise because of divorce and child support laws? +i SEE UTV DID NOT POST MY COMMENTS TYPICAL SPREAD THE WORD THROUGHOUT IRELAND RUN THESE INVADERS OUT GO HOME AFGANIES WOULD YOU SEE US DOING THIS IN YOUR COUNTRY ??????????????????????????????????????????? ?? +What does the "C" in "Blacks" mean? Criminal +Huntington Texas where laws change daily, and you do not have be informed. +How can islamic men force their women to wear those horrible black burqas? The white ones we use back in Jacksonville are much nicer. +According to research , we human are all originated from Africa . +Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov +Day Of Honour was good this year we come back next year greetz from Flanders ( belgium ) Heil Hongary Heil Flanders Heil Blood an honour world wide +What do asians and suicidal people have in common? They both have slits +Got myself a new job bitches! 👊 +how tf do u draw an undercut without making the char look like a fucking tool shed +Two strong men needed to lift some furniture. +Cause bitch. I rather eat pussy then get mine ate. +"I was driving in two lanes today so casually destiniy looked at me talking about ""Are you o fucking K""? 😂" +What's a black persons favorite activity at the park? The monkey bars +The same with their dollfies. (I'm not sure if I spelled that right, as its been 10 plus years) "Oh you want to fit in? [...] I did not fit in with that crowd as a kid, can you tell? +people be shooting their guns around here late as fuck got me thinking they tryna shoot my black ass 4 jammin jiggaboo music +My kids are such cock blocks Whenever I try to have sex they run away. +Male teacher unjustly targeted as pedophile by crazy woman. +Kim jung un went into hidding which leaves the U.S at suspense if he readying to lunch a nuke what to say it feels as if it is not the first time as an issues but if we must face the day we shall stand strong. +The person I wanna talk to can text me rn and I'll still ignore her stupid ass +White hipster male 1:: I can't believe how gross that Indian eyebrow threading shit is. I saw video of it. White hipster male 2:: I know. I don't like women who spend all their time and money trying to look good for men. And when they get rid of all the hair and then have to pencil it in - it's just sad and they have too much time on their hands. Read a book, woman! White hipster male 1:: Yeah, women like that are stupid. Besides, I like bushier eyebrows. That's sexy. Made me feel annoyed, invisible, at a loss for words. +I really want to know where you could the best grilled cheese from 😩 it's officially in my bucket list +I'm actually so broke but yes I'm gonna drive 5 hours this weekend for alcohol who tf do you think I am? +.@kmx1974 @Scyleet You never Googled "financial abortion" OR you are too dumb to comprehend otherwise you would NOT ask what you did. Which? +OMG unfortunately they are very good at hot air. did n't see any massive demos to prosecute the kiddie fiddlers amongst the Christian Brothers . +If blacks are filithy niggers and should be shoot, locked up, or genocided lock the post +Faildox, please try and get address and mobile correct, oh and most of the name. +what is the hardest part about eating bald pussy ? putting the diaper back on . +Hear ye, hear ye... Best lock.up your trash cans else antifa will rape them... +Global warming is now thought to be the leading cause of documentaries. +Guys they found a cure for cancer It’s called a bullet. +i am a 6 foot 3 ugly hook nosed yellow-skinned orc that got made fun of for my looks, AMA +A mystic with drawfism breaks out of prison The call goes out "there is a short medium at large" +"I hate wherever a fuckboy says something ridiculous on Twitter and women call him out for it, we're ""thots are who in our feelings."" 🙄" +i can't make it to class on account of this FUCKING RAIN +Whats the favorite color and food of a pig? Blue and Donut. +Prison A place black men can finally own white men +AGAIN: Two Police Officers Protecting Buckingham Palace Wounded by Man Wielding Knife; No Word Yet on Whether It Is Terror-Related —Ace +I’m not racist Racism implies that I think that one race is superior to others, when really you’re all equally worthless. Especially the blacks, they’re twice as worthless. +What is a slave owner's favorite game show? The Price is Right +Normies are saying that we are all rapists again. +"@zachsanderson Don't forget his ""generosity"" to a program he gutted by millions more than this amount." +Therefore let all the house of Israel know beyond a doubt that God has made this Jesus whom you crucified both Lord and Christ. @fhollande +@imdinaholic @radiodisney I'm laurinah af vinte e oito #FifthHarmony #YouKnowYouLoveThem @radiodisney +RT @SexuaIll: cheating wife fucked while husband is at work 😈 https://t.co/eYatMHPCe3 +Girl:: Oh hey, so you're bisexual? Me:: Yeah. Girl:: Do you have a crush on me then? Me:: Oh hey, so you're straight? Girl:: Yeah. Me:: Do you have a crush on every guy you meet? Girl at my old school upon finding out I was bisexual. Made me feel like there was no hope left for humanity. +Africa is a lot like sex. Both are wild, hot, and if done improperly, can lead to many starving children. +"""He's crippled and now hes retarded"" this guys talking about a boy who broke his ankle and didn't do an essay ommmg😂" +Good analysis of whats at stake for farming and the environment from #Brexit by @BarryGardiner on #bbcaq +what starts off with legs , then then ? a boston marathon bombing victim +i was going to say that sod it i will say it any way F .. K you too , and F .. K off . +so glad we're done with cheering under this bitch. every yearbook pic is her daughter- but no favoritism. joke +Man, once I finish this Vega pic(WHICH IS PISSING ME OFF) I'll get back to making things. Also, I need to get some commissions. Need cash.. +today is father 's day and juneteenth there wo n't be any conflicts of interest because there is n't anybody who celebrates both +No one really needs to study that! +@Harry_Styles sign of the times is like the best song I've ever heard, you should be really proud of everything you've done, love you (: +.@aamattyhealy You won't answer, like most feminists, because the answer exposes your OPPOSITION to #equality. You fool only yourselves... +"But, if I was writing a piece on Pokemon, I would write ""I took my Pokemon to the Pokemon Center."" Because any other way looks wrong." +this veggie pizza burger taste fucking amazinggggggg +Did the Jews really think they could fleece the Goyim indefinitely? +I can tell you that colleges in New York are very liberal , even the Christian or Catholic ones . +#AYTOSecondChances even tho he's like psycho i feel bad for gio :/ he did the right thing , i hope he gets help and comes back better +I will never vote for a democrat, but any republican, or conservative third party, that challenges an incumbent republican will have my vote. +A man went into a library and asked for a book about how to commit suicide. The librarian said “fuck off, you won’t bring it back”. +@Hendrixoxo wtf hoe answer my question +I concur with you totally , it 's a sick county I live in . +You don't know the meaning of classy until you've masturbated into a Happy Meal at McDonald's. +You know, if I were hiring for a job like that, I don't know that I would hire, you know, a young lady. +some people are getting mad about harriet turman being on the i 'm cool with it . it 'll be legal to trade a black woman again . +“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” ― Plato +Is gamergate finally eating its own tail? +Donald Trump Cancels NBA Championship Invitation to Steph Curry and the Warriors Way to go President Trump, take the communism out of sports, give us back our bathrooms. +Historians discover: Hitler was obsessed with Jewish girls. Every day he had a new flame. +Fighting fire with fire is not the fucking answer!!! @realDonaldTrump #usairstrike #helpsyria #stopfightingfirewithfire #Airstrikes +Blows my fucking mind that people want to wake up and just be pissed off at the world +How is a Baroque-era choir like an omelette? You can't make one without breaking a few "eggs". +and jewish. he 's a member of the jewish community that come here at the turn of the century . +I don't get what's so hot about British accent chicks Rena is best girl. +Frosted Flake filled Lasagna with Garlic Bread and WD40 soaked rice cakes +what do you call a black guy with a peg leg ? a fudgsicle . +I may be getting older, but I remember back in my day, if you took pics of yourself to show all your mates, you were a faggot. +The home learner 's site is down can someone maybe email these to me or send me a copy of each ? +Sui fuel Having a younger brother or cousin who is good looking, popular and is good with women meanwhile I are subhuman, autistic, and everyone hates me +what 's the difference between a fridge and a kid ? the fridge wo n't cry if you put your meat in it . +McCarthy +There should have been a Hulk episode where David Banner wakes up glued to the ceiling of a diner and people throw donuts at him until he changes and he eats all the donuts and turns into fat Hulk and becomes Yoga Hulk to lose the weight. +Racecar backwards is racecar And racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died +Men's "logic", ladies and gentlemen @Jackbarnesmra I don't prioritize women over men. I'm not sexist therefore I'm not a feminist. +Try and play me like a lame a bitch any of that I'm cutting into that ass period bro +From the looks of my Twitter feed this morning, @rosie made herself relevant for the first time in yrs by saying something majorly fucked up +highlights of the agenda: numerous HOPE bills from @rep89. Making cheese state dairy product, from 4th grade class and @reptoddnovak +I'm going to have to sit down here and start replying to a lot of posts I have been missing here , when I have the time . +"Scientists identify how to spot a future criminal at the age of THREE" - Obviously these scientists can't be that bright if it takes them THREE years to notice if the kid is black. +"you mean I dont have to pick it, I CAN EAT IT" +I urge all that have been here a while to go to the introduction section & friend some of the new ones..make then feel comfortable etc.GAB is where it is at.. +I don't feel I would be a crazy gf, bitches are just disrespectful. +$VIX folks, has the front month ever been in backwardation with spot at this level? I'm guessing yes, it just feels so strange. +2-Year-Old Dies Of Rape , Mammy 's Boonfren ' Charged - NNN Reporters Newsroom Forum Dekalb 2-Year-Old Dead ; Caregiver Charged Police Say Child Was Abused POSTED : 10 : 41 pm EDT October 2 , 2010 UPDATED : 11 : 51 pm EDT October 3 , 2010 Dekalb 2-Year-Old Dead ; Caregiver Charged - DeKalb County Headlines News Story - WGCL Atlanta +This sums up just about every conversation with a feminist +Women do not belong to the kitchen. I mean i got 5 wives all say they prefer the bed +I'm licking the pussy of my grandmother and suddenly a taste of horse seamen comes to my mouth ohhh you dirty grandma so this is how you died Edit: *Semen +you can't spell change without hang +Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector +sticks my leg out, boring bitch til the end of time + "Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it." +Normally my 2 inch dick doesn't fit but... It's perfect for my 3 year old +[X-Post TIL] The relationship between single-parent families and crime is so strong that controlling for it erases the difference between race and crime and between low income and crime. +Normies why not just stay on your lane,Why is it so hard for you to stay away if we disgust you ? +adult movies did you know that helen keller starred in a pornographic movie ? neither did she . +.@Lost_Pause_ @ruiriupanda @Chronexia Misty you see what I mean. You guys all :) and she about to cry. XD +Just one of the many perks. @FzFarulsweg Im not sexist but if women and men played in the mlb together id stop watching +I have certain autoblock scripts that run against my own accounts. several accounts blocked this morning based on tweets they've sent me. +what do you see flying after a suicide bombing ? mus - limbs . +The reason why women get paid less than men is because they aren't assertive enough. If women would just demand better pay and refuse to work until they got it, they wouldn't have to keep complaining about the wage gap. +In Israel's song at the Eurovision she says: "I'm not your toy" Of course you are not my toy! I value toys more then i value slaves! +what do you call harry potter after cancer treatment ? potter +So this week I'm bringing back a series to my channel. I'm excited to see what people think. Long time viewers might be able to guess it. +Hotties receive pussies fucked https://t.co/BZOk0T4dNr +From David Pringle For folks who have questions about the National Alliance or would just like to listen this is your chance . +bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton look like old reptilian shape shape shifters +just so you know, you just fucked uo everything we ever had or will ever have +spoiler : snape dies . +Tell Tory Lanez ill see you in Manhattan June Suit and tie up w/ Upstates The song aint hit 500k yet we aint even hit 200 yet +A new study has linked ibuprofen to male infertility, so I would recommend never taking any products containing ibuprofen ever again. +i fucking hate chicken nuggets, especially the ones from mcdonalds they're NASTY AF +why does germany never have fun and always works ? because the last time they had fun , million people died . i know , very mean . i am sry . oh wait , this is the meanjokes sub . i am not sry . +Normies tell us to kill ourselves - but our attitude is why we can't get laid +well, looks like we can add another instance of 6 million to this pile , then - the amount of times they have told this story . +Hate that plane shit it make my ears & face hurt so bad +Am agog waiting to see what else that idiot woman in the red jumpsuit spectacularly doesn't know #PointlessCelebrities +Why did Hitler kill himself? He was out of juice. +money hoes and clothes +Nithin situatuion is too bad han before - Sri Manju Movies https://t.co/5pkqEU5bPY https://t.co/4XMtVQpao3 +What’s black, crispy, and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. +What's pink, orange, purple, blue, and red? Niggers dressed for church. +YOU CAN ASPHYXIATE A DISENGAGE WHAAAAAT +Kicking & screaming is still fucking me up cause its the song they opened with suit +All these chicks want wedding rings, but they be fucking on errthing +If Anybody Could Donate a Few Inches of Height or Millimetres of Facial Bone To Me, That Would Be Nice That would help me way more than the platitudes I've been getting about getting a haircut or taking a shower. +Pretend assholes callin the women bitches when they know they love em lol.. +Dont know what to think of abortion On the one side Killing children is good but on the other side I dont think woman should have this kind of freedom of decision +WWE PG 13 Product We All Want To See Is More Realism Edgy No More Watered Down Bullshit +Blacks Leaving their children isnt a new thing Even our ancestors left africa after evolution +I'm PISSED Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor. Boring ass. Ravenclaw>Gryffindor. And my patronus is a Magpie. A fucking Magpie. FML. 🙄 +I use 40mm grenade ammo cans , rubber sealed and air tight and you can find them for about $ 20 a piece . +@DVATW Aaaaaannnnd...you're a cunt. Do you know that he is even religious or are you assuming he's Muslim because he has a beard? +i just shit my pants i tried to fart but shit came out, im dying alone +Game is not a fucking crime We communicate We solve problems We need teamwork We need creativity If you don't know shit just stfu. +Whats the same with your dad and christmas? They both came early. +"RT @Dussault_GLI: I'm sick of seeing ""i'm so done"" ""i give up"" ""goodbye"" blah blah. Bitch we all know you arn't done you will have the same…" +Would black people rather take one million dollars to move themselves and their immediate family back to the motherland , or stay here in America and blame whites for their poverty and crime ? +welcome to stormfront first of all , secondly if your political party is only for scotland maybe you should put this in SFGB . +I added Paul Walker on Xbox... But he spends most of his time on the dashboard +why did princess diana cross the road ? because she was n't wearing a seatbelt +Learnt so much Today at #yeco2017. Tnks @akinalabi @Omojuwa @funkeakindele @markessien and the MC too LOLzz #persistencepays +In America you smoke... ...in Nazi Germany, you get smoked. +Your friend Corparel JJ Marine Geospatial intelligence Officer there are three of us one me Geospatial intelligence Officer two FBI Officer three Admiral of the NSA now I would like to provide you some information Hillary Clinton and Obama are under investigation by the Department of Justice +Why do you only see Jews driving cars? They’re still too scared to take the train +Have a feeling u'd find s'thing 2 complain about. @Hheath10 wouldn't care if she was just an average ref but she got it all wrong #notsexist +What Should Be The Punishment For A False rape Accusation +I regret going to college because I really didn’t learn anything useful Besides learning how to rape freshman women +Dear Parents Please be friends with your children Understand them from their point of view as well #DepressionLetsTalk #WorldHealthDay +Why do some people hate black humour? Because it's black of course. +"RT @BimboJerker: Today in @Brazzers History: March 27, 2012 @AudreyBitoni was a bad girl and got fucked by her teacher in ""You Could…" +The starting point of the islamic schedule is 9/11 in the regular schedule Coincidince,think not. U can go check this out. +Bombing Syria in retaliation to bombing.....hmmm....all I'll say is its a good job we have a POTUS willing to welcome refugees.....oh wait. +For intense it's two on right now different if ran into each other had a convo we know result that's not me being it's just the truth +So, the f*cked-up idiot driver who killed 13 nice people aboard a bus was texting while driving.... #rage #disgust +Looking for klan , skins in my area ca n't seem to find any around ... just want to hangout get to know new people .... if your out there let me know ...... +Suicide is the only way to escape It's the only way out There is no salvation for us Why can't we just get together and go out Heaven's Gate style one day +Florida Congressmen's jobs got easier There are less people to represent +I'll put money on it Amy this is the photo the females hate you are a stunning girl do n't let no1 drag you down . +I went to McDonald's the other day and ate a kid's meal. Then I took her to the toilet and fucked her. +I'm watching some of the old SEVENTEEN TV videos and I want to cry. My babies grew up so fast and so well 😭😭 +what do you call three veterans in a room together ? two and a half men +Paralyzed Asian girls are just realistic body pillows. +Me:: (after demonstrating a piece of software I had written to be used for quality reporting by Medicare health plans): So that's how it works, any questions? Medicare Official:: Wow, it's great. Who is the programmer? Me:: I am. Medicare Official:: But who actually wrote the code? Me:: That would be me...the programmer. Because apparently Black, women programmers don't actually WRITE CODE. 10 years ago, at headquarters in Washington, D.C. I felt irritated at having to explain that yes, I am a REAL programmer. +Donald Trump and Obama oh Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and yet fuck em all in end all the crying about it all could just make others mad or upset or even being who they are also people Belifes politics whatever in the end hope it could lead to The great rebellion that is what i see from it all.😂 +2 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/xKQYUmZypU +Serious question: what do white boys pull up on bitches bumpin? +Hi @Harry_Styles ツ I'm sure that listening your voice in your new music, I will be so proud of you as always. Follow me? I ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ 560,571 +@DaveSwerve boy look like a Slave on that hoe +why do black people buy old police cars ? they like to relive their childhood . +👀 RT @Freegeezy17: This hoe got a school shirt on sucking dick 😩😩😩😩😩😩 +My grandfather said, “Your generation relies too much on technology.” So I said, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged the life support +The amount of Mean Girls mentality coming from GG supporters is hilarious. ON WEDNESDAYS WE EMAIL KOTAKU. +We have to stop helping the Shia Militias fight ISIS. It's evil fighting evil. We shouldn't help either. +Some of them claim that they would like to go back home one day but after a few years in Finland they will no longer have this wish . +RT @IamRicoLove: These hoes turn into contortionist just so u can see their ass & their smile in the same picture. Smh! It's hard work thir… +Why did Chris Brown find Rihanna funny? There was always a punchline +“Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re fat, it doesn’t last long.” +In 1962, the U.S. Supreme Court handed down a decision interpreted as barring prayer in public schools. +My post have been removed top kek even reddit admins are lurking what the actual fuck +You don't want to be a professor; you want to have kids. +If humans are 2/3 Water, what are Jews 2/3? Steam +after years of harassing her , i finally talked my wife into having anal sex i do n't think i 'll be able to sit for a week , but i 'd definitely try it again . +I mean, he's so rich and powerful, why would he even risk having sex with a *maid*? +that sounds like hippyism. im not leaving my children 's values up for grabs. as ive said before , if parents dont feel their children 's heads with good things then the pc patrol will definitely feel their heads with bad things . +That nut that make you retarded for like 10secs >>> 😩 +I don't want no Yellow Man bagging my groceries. +LOL OMG @Vino_Steph Call me sexist but I don't respect anything a girl has to say about football or sports itself lol +Hate when fools send me their SoundCloud links like I give a fuck +global warming is a myth . just like the holocaust and women 's rights +"RT @__NatashaM: Yes PTA gents are ""unfaithful"", but have y'all seen our fellow JHB bros? Ba tlao bontsa marao a noga MAFRA! Esp niggas from…" +My girlfriend always takes long showers after watching movies starring Chris Pratt... I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Chris Pratt. +I'm the only one that don't like The Get Down. I just don't have the patience for the main character. Dude mad annoying +you just say blacks hate the cold. the only reason they are good athletes is because when you have to run lions and tigers you get fast or eaten . +>tfw there are 13, 14 and 15 year olds going on dates while you're gonna be 21 soon without ever going on a single date in your entire existence +people telling me i'm vocel technically its true but seriously what the fuck guys dont be such pricks, all i want is a girl on my looks level and until i get that i will consider myself incel. +Ugh, we're doing terrible. A lot of Asians, so you know- no one buys anything. +The cords of death and Compass me the Torrance of Perdition assailed me the cords of sheol and entangled me the snares of death confronted me +This subbreddit is the joke r/ethiopianfood clickabke link for mobile users : #r/ethiopianfood# +racist anti semitic and dead baby joke where does the black jewish baby hide with the burn victims +My son said he wanted to be president. I said "shoot for it kiddo" and the next day obamas body was found camoflauged in the White House Dirt +I always thought Catholics were the alcoholics But then i saw that the Jews take shots at their synagogue +My main girl Tryna get a blessing why my side hoe Tryna get affection +The KKK is so unoriginal They always dress up as ghosts for Halloween +I am on No Fap Again This time permanently, if women find my face unattractive then I am not gonna validate them by masturbating to their form pictures or porn videos, no fap will make me stronger and more aggressive. +Years ago my brother said, “Stop giving them money, they’ll go home.” +making sweet love to my hand cause i cant buy a hoe tonight +The holiday clothes are all sitting waiting to be packed. Fucking yes +Mcdonalds pipe self defence beating: http://t.co/Gk5wbObJTC This is one nigger who's hand I would shake. That's how you deal with sheboons. +"What had its development cut short unexpectedly?" my father, a game nerd, asked as a quiz. "Easy! *Silent Hills*!" "... Your mother's pregnancy." +the world has gotten way too sensitive lately , you ca n't even say " black paint " anymore . you have to say " jamal , paint the fence " . +Have realized that 8 hours in, my logic goes to hell and it's all rabbit holes and uncommitted code. Good reason to take a break. +Congrats to @timoandres, playing six world premieres in tonight's all-star @NonesuchRecords tribute to Robert Hurwitz @BAM_Brooklyn +I lowkey have to finish everything I need to finish this weekend because #ChewingGum will take over my Tuesday! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 +@DanLukas12 gotta keep your bitch in check +The biggest problem we face today is that everyone thinks they are an artist because they made some songs and put em on the internet. +probably most of my mutuals haven't seen me and i'm gonna delete it in the morning but that's the first pic of myself ive posted in 2 years +Looking at that girl I really shouldn't Looking at that girl just like I wouldn't Looking at that girl and then I took it +dear outsiders, how can u get looked as fucking calm,sensitive and nondescript person that will bind me with a heartbreak . go away . gr +What’s the difference between a monkey and a Japanese guy that Logan Paul knew? One can get down from the tree when swinging. +I see you use social media. @cmsteele96 I want all social media sites to go down for a week just to see how the girls react. #notsexist +how did mohammed write the quran ? blank pages and diarrhea +Why don’t black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once +Have you ever looked at a picture of yourself and you were so ugly that you started laughing Just happened to me, I took a selfie, stared at it for about a minute analyzing my flaws and then I busted out laughing for a good 5 mins because of how comically ugly I look. +When Dad tells you to drag your sister down to the river, chop off her head and dump the body in the drinking water because he doesn't like her boyfriend, you might live in a shithole country. +What's the difference between a Rook and a Bishop? A Rook can only go straight, while the Bishop fucks the children. +"RT @AfterDecember96: ""Is it just me or does everyone fucking hate you?"" ~me flirting~" +What do you call a mob of murderous, rich, white men? A Continental Congress +Every White person on the planet should have easy access to firearms , provided they do n't have a violent criminal past or a history of mental illness . +YOU BECER FUCKING SAID WHO WON THE FACETIME @r0lls @mikeybarone +@JustDoItSlow on sale ass hoes +"RT @MikeDrucker: I'm bouncing between ""this is tragic"" and ""that's literally what Trump fucking said he'd do what is wrong with you"" https:…" +Honestly couldn't remember whether Tim Wise or Hugo Schwyzer was the shitty "ally" I was supposed to hate, but now it's easy: both! +History is replete with men dying for all the rights that women in western society now enjoy So give us a break if we stare at your tits on accident... @ColumbiaBugle +@Rolando_0225 and I yelled at this lady to get off her phone while she was texting. She had 2 kids in the back...what a damn shame. +Has gambler ascended to the normal plane of existence There isn't trace of him +What's the worst thing about oral sex? Putting the nappy back on afterwards +Oh and I ran into Zach. He was so flaming. Like, super gay. I don't know, the guys were like, 'okay...' It was really bad. +🎼Too mix up in drama to go outside Too mix up in drama to free my mind Jealous people around me, I need to change my life 🎼 +I used to like a girl in kindergarten that was last year +My oneitis is meeting her ex on Thursday This comes after one year of talking almost daily, it's over. +So we moved into a black neighborhood.. My dad tried to be cool and yelled out, "Wassap neighbas!" and got shot. +These people who want foreign aid increased are the same people who walk past irish people living rough on the streets and they do n't care about the old people who the government ignores . +Almost forgot 40,000 tweets still no bitches +What’s the difference between homework my and cousin? I don’t do my homework +Mute city tonight with all of these liberal fucks on here....I love muting you bastards. +"if your mindset is ""money over everything"" you're gonna be very lonely and unhappy lmao idk just saying" +To this day I still watch the Wild N' Out episode with @AustinMahone & I never get tired of it.😍💕 +SHUT IT DOWN FAILED REDPILLED NORMIES ARE ATTACKING US SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN u/azavii +I like my women the same way I like my chicken. Dead, dark meat, and cooked. +To pose, perpetuate, Confront, or confirm Each day We swing the gate Of opportunity Or lay a brick and build the wall. Who are you to we? +"@joanna_caron 📰 He is talking Nonsense. ""Centre ground"" is Code name for more Tory Cuts & Neoliberalism.(For more Profit before the people)!" +If you go to an island.. you don't just go to the beach. That's fine too, But what's important is seeing the people, the culture & lifestyle +Has anyone picked up the wording in the one commercial for ITT TECH . +Whats white on the top, and black on the bottom... Society +If personality matters more than looks... Why is it OK to tell someone they have a shitty personality, while calling them ugly is considered really mean and rude? +Lingard isn't Ronaldo,he's had awful games and pissed me off but moaning here like we just gave Djemba Djemba a 5 year deal? Come on. +What's the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the Battered Women's shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her. +Take pics of blacks , junkies and gangsters on the streets and next take pics of the schools . +I would n't be surprised if I 've yelled and cussed at one of his call center cousins on the phone before . +Still don't get how conversations longer than a couple minutes are possible Even with hobbies and shit... What is there to talk about. +/ *chockes self badly* bc i have to do TWO birthday posts for bitch ass roselia +what do you call a black guy on a motorcycle ? a nigger . +I was trying to fuck this black woman But the branch was to far, I couldn't reach her +Children of Anti Vaxxers Don’t Get Autism Because it’s never diagnosed before the age of two. +Maybe this is racist, but can I borrow some Wite-Out? +When are we going to stand up and say this has got to stop , that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard . +#MeToo is just the latest salvo in the attempt to sow perpetual division. +i think this was one of the first forums i posted in too. i do n't think it 's a standard by which to judge someone. mike +Did you know Jesus was into gay bdsm? He got nailed by 4 guys +Congratulations on publishing your second book! I bet you never go on a date. I'm sure all the guys are too intimated to talk to you! +If he cut off something else in 127 hours there would not be a problem +To lurking normies/cucktears users: If personality matters, what does love at first sight mean? +Those are the same Egyptians who have lived there for thousands of years . +The average lifespan of a person with Aids is 40 years. No wonder why Africans are desperate to get it. It would triple their lifespan. +How did I spend my late Friday night? Trying to find the pulse in my check with cassie 😂 #athletictraining +Regardless of what you call it, I def support a nationalistic mixed economy. +I saw one of my employees digging through a dumpster for food at night I was feeling generous, so I got her a headlamp to make it easier to sift through the garbage. +Going to get my ass to school tomorrow, don't care how bad or difficult it will be. Gonna go 🙄🙌 +On contrary, those couples showing off on social media mostly end up separating. Because not all things we see there are real. +Knowing the shit a nigga would do for his girl is outrageous all niggas cant relate +"I took my new baby rat to class with me and some girl had the nerve to say ""that's gross"" ....it's a baby animal.." +yahoo.com/news/m/d03f5ed5-08fb-3a72-a24e-b7a9951cf8f8/ss_artillery-strikes-against.html … Coalition left not a stone in Raqqa bombing them to the ground, like they bombed Dresden in 1945, already defeated.#Brutality #Civilians +My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once... +I would like to just take time out of my day to say, Google Maps fucking suck. +I want to make a MOBA. Its based in a forest and called League of Logang +I have nothing against that but in logical numbers.I do n't want to loose our subracial or our ethnic intedity.But i prefer mixed marriages among white people than race mixed marriages ! +Why meetings can't be scheduled during daycare hours I have no clue? Even a lot of people who would be interested in going can't go. +>When your parents think you are depressed because you are in a bad mood and fall asleep in church My parents are fucking retards +Haven't been drunk since July 4 of 2016 and since my birthday on December 29 of this year falls on a Friday I plan on pulling a real good drunk with lots of Lemmy's drinks basically it's Jack Daniels and Coke and it was always Lemmy Kilmister favorite drink +My teacher caught me listening to lil' uzi today in class So I brought an uzi to her class. +Some highschool kids are literally fuckig retarded +Only if you can afford it , white good areas in croydon are semi house 350.000 + a 1 bed flat is 200.000 + . +why are black people so good at basketball ? because they can run , steal , and shoot . +Why do black women carry big bags? To carry their lipstick +Appreciate the people you have in you're life because you never know when the last time you'll see them or talk to them. +> Assuming someone was able to display an solid knowledge of networking and whatnot in an interview, I don't think anyone would have an issue getting a job. True, but where does one get such knowledge? [...] There is nothing to lose, and many benefits, to spending a year or two as Joe/Jane Help Desk Support Technician. +You are telling me that 78 % of kids under 6 in Frankfurt are all foreigners ? +Like I'm on my TL really seeing girls who are lighter/or maybe not but have looser curl types mad because girls with kinky hair are asking +"@MirzaHasher @CNNPolitics @CNN Duuuuuude, he did give him a look of like ""WTF did you just say?"" Hahahahahaha too funny" +Can some one send me original stblackops2cel picture unphotoshoped? +"RT @JamecaTolliver: ""So You Still Mad?"" = A Niggas Apology" +Have u ever seen something so funny that it made u cum I have, Lena dunham's face +i often browse the blue pill subs because secretely I hope that they will be able to convince me that the black pill is actually not true but it never happens, it's clear they are quite simply ignorant and retarded, so I just come back here +Last night I was meeting so many people and they were asking what I do, and I was like I CAN'T TELL YOU YET. +What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. +You can try something like My Body Gallery in order to get an idea of what your body type looks at different weights. +I hope Americans realize Democrats shutdown the government because they’re trying to import groups that will only vote for democrat rather than focus on the needs of Americans +The grand total collective salary of all active NFL players combined is approximately $12 BILLION dollars If they truly cared about black communities, just 15% of this in donations would produce almost $2 BILLION This would equate to 4,000 new schools +You have so many black friends. +How about telling them that you would gladly give the United States back to the Native Americans as long as White people got all of Europe back ? +Showerthought: any size bag of M&M's is "Family-Size" if you're an orphan. +Trump presidency is nothing but a lying machine. Nothing he says or his staff says is true facts at all. History will not be good to Trump +Don't treat school as a place you go to when you feel like it. If you want a quality education system, FUCKING SUPPORT IT +People say they don't want their money going to Planned Parenthood yet they buy GS cookies 😕 +She's making a list She's checking it twice +be class if people would stop opening my fucking letters with my fuxkin name on em +Why are there no Mexican architects? They can't support anything. +Just another south american incel So i've been hanging around for a while here and i decided to create an account (my first reddit account actually) Long live the blackpill and i hope i can have a good time around here +What is Sue Klebold’s Biggest Accomplishment? Her Son Is A Columbine Shooter. His story will be Kletold throughout generations. +how do you break up a ten man gang rape ? toss them a basketball . +Many people ask me if I've finally learned to live with the tumor that's been consuming me I'd say it's really starting to grow on me +it's been like 3 months since dont say no and i still listen to the entire album tirelessly, honestly so good +Thanks to my top interactors! You rock! @ErinLichnovsky @RealMrsPJNET @AHeartofVirtue I am grateful for all of the Twitter Love. +All of that #BlackandBlue means eyes work better crap was obviously made up by *those* people. Fake science. +What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise. +What do call a bus full of a white kids? Target practice +More SWAT zebra-20 chatter: "We have multiple firearms up here, from where they were shooting out of, but we just have one suspect down at this time." +Would You Prefer: A) Never have sex in your life but always have your qt waifu to love you and cuddle with B) Have as much sex as you want all day everyday but never able to be with a woman longer than a day? +Hi, So glad to hear from someone so close . +What do Lactose Intolerant people and Jews have in common? They both have the tendency of getting gassed. +I like my girls like my olive oil extra virgin +Why Brands Need to Get Emotional – MilTech https://t.co/3PYh6FV6Ax #socialmonitoring https://t.co/6LDsc6hgLA +‪Some nations die in flames and screams.‬ ‪Others slip quietly into the night.‬ ‪America’s death throes have been scripted by Monty Python.‬ +Woman makes a surprisingly open comment about how men should behave, not realizing how hypocritical she is being if a man was saying that about women breast feeding. +Dumb TrollXer gets put in her place by her tinder match +I feel like the refs have been the constant story throughout this tournament. They shouldn't be noticed this much. Horrible officiating. +I like my coffee how I like my women... ...Ground up and put in the freezer. +what ’s the difference between jack daniels and amy winehouse ? jack daniels comes alive when you add coke . +Thing is, it's ok if some fucking stupid lesbian activist bint says really harsh things about men, but if some equally stupid guy does it, it's evil and sexist and chauvinistic. Just shows, being PC is a fuckin joke +i was watching bttf and realized it 's the same as primer the protagonist ends with tremors . +Are you asking the Africans in South Africa why they hate White people so much that they have murdered over 40 thousand of them since the end of White rule ? +When the cat's away the #rats will play... "Come back safe and sound" +But you're a dot Indian, not a Tipi Indian! +Tfw you're the king of manlets with a baby face I am 20 but look 14 +When a guy asks a woman for her hand? when he is tired of his own +I caught maybe the last 5 seconds of the MS State upset, but what a time to tune in. Incredible shot. +What song is playing when a jew is giving a blowjob? Another one bites the dust +Hey guys, guess who is 6 months sober this month... Lil Peep. +I feel like such a fatty, no offense. +I know the game I should teach it , cause these nigga hate for Mfn reason 🤷🏽‍♀️ ! +Why do cheerleaders get paid so much. Their night job. +This thread makes me thankful that I will be homeschooling my children . +That Liquid Plumber commercial with the ass cracks to me is gross...All I think of is the smell of their nasty asse's.They probably need the Liquid Plumber stuffed up their butts.Anyway..I think the commercial sucks.JMO. +I am not having my cats put in a pet cemetary-they 're being interred in the same plot as I.Naturally we will probably not pass on at the same time but we 'll be sharing the plot . +If everybody already hit, Of course a nigga can't take you seriously.. Idk why hoes be so surprised.. +I thought drugs were the only things black people could shoot up Boy was I wrong +What’s the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? One actually does something when it’s triggered +So I was with my boyfriend in Saudi Arabia... and we really got stoned +How can you tell Ash isnt Jewish? If he was, he would be Ashes +I do n't know of to many whites that would want to live in non white homelands \ communities . +>tfw you wake up to a dark sky, rain and thunder Everything is grey and depressing and comfy Weather that matches the incel state of mind +First night with the new headphones was fantastic. Thank you to @Sayduhtv @mystik_spyral1 and @MoojackTV for the raids tonight. Love you all +Dem boys perma camped out before Walmart on rt 1 not slick nor they catching the likes of me slipping at all.. I 👀 yall +@NancyPelosi Twice-Deported Sex Offender Charged in CA Home Burglary, you like to protect illegals Nancy shame on y… https://t.co/uIEDlUhf85 +Why did the teddy bear turn down the cake? Because it was stuffed. (Siri can be dark sometimes) +You know on how Christians believe that God made everyone He was probably drunk when he made siamese twins +why is auschwitz the best hotel in the world ? it got a million stars . +.@randi_ebooks you are a dog. proof that google will try to recruit anyone. :P +Ask me questions....can be anything sports, video games, anything you want...keep it clean though #AskKev +Bryce is a fucking cunt, I HATE this show ugh #ThirteenReasonsWhy +To the person that killed hitler I wish you didn't die so soon +Why did the white man go to the black guy’s garage sale? To get his stuff back. +the terrible feeling of doom is back lel fuck (: i hate me i'm gonna die aloen +Next week is my birthday I need to buy a gun +I don't know what's worse, when they don't even try to pretend to have a (so important) personality intelligence and sense of humor, or when they do +We've been hibernating in the studio for too long. So we're playing a couple of gigs this spring to try some material out on your crazy ass +NSFW. If I put my dick in your mouth would you take it or leave it? +It isn't cheating if y'all both fucking people and know it. 😂 +What do you think is worse: being raped or being falsely convicted of rape? +Women who say that men only want sex for then +Yeah I knew about the cheap houses in Springfield area but not that dang cheap as 9K thats why I asked . +please tornados go away i have plans to be a bad bitch tonight ☹️ +"""Baby girl that pussy wetter than chicken noodle soup"" @KodakBlack1k" +What do you call a Muslim flying a plane The subject of a Canadian public service announcement against racism +*Sarah & I walking thru Porter & see a poster for an event w crepes* Me: WOW I LOVE CREPES Sarah (looking @ her phone): WOW I LOVE WOMEN 😂 +What do you call 100000 African refugees swimming in the sea? Great Mediterranean Garbage Patch +"@MegamindNick: @white_thunduh nah fam I gotta cheat with the hoes" depends on the female i feel +what is something ethiopians never ever get ? food poisoning +Please join me today @ 5 P.M. Eastern Time to wish one of my bestest pals @andrealori has he crosses OTRB. A proper send off for a GREAT pup +What has two legs and when it walks leaves a red trail. Half a dog. +If this is an ally, then fuck everything & set the world on fire. @ninaburleigh was dumb enough to get sucked into his bullshit vortex. +my kids want to hang around and bring a couple of nigs into the house .if i do.some members of my family will blank me.if i dont allow it. the kids themselves will blank me for a while , so either way i cant win +Apparently [the actress who plays] Garcia [on Criminal Minds] is a lesbian... What a shame. She's such a cute girl. I really wouldn't have expected it. +"RT @Lamar89: When I said ""I miss you"". I meant ""I ain't fucked in a while""." +“@StognerAllie: Jealous bitches be like ...'😂😒🌵.' 😂😂😂💀”😂😂😂 don't subtweet me hoe +k guess im being ignored again im fucking done i'll just go to bed. +My neighbors are so fucking neglectful. Of their yard, cars, dog, child, garbage can. +it would be possible with a super low retention for graphs, i guess, and *.wsp files that are deleted if they aren't updated in N minutes? +Hi i need some information to understand the meaning of the negrogreek homo and the race-mixer tag of the HELLENIC THREAD . +I am now self identifying as Flemish and Icelandic. +Just want people with short tempers to stay the fuck away from me. Sick of walkin on eggshells for anyone. +Quite nice. I'd recommend a haircut that matches your style/job better. [...] Then again, I'm just nitpickin' since the rest is cool. +What's the difference between a orphan and parent? One doesn't have the other. +How much money would you put on the Boston bombers being Muslim? +Guh Google all di products weh Pepsi produce/distribute. If yuh have any of dem inna yuh fridge/cu'bad yuh really doe have nuh prob wid dem +If you want to start doing something productive for your race you can start by posting Mantra . +The darkest joke for iPhone users జ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞా జ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞా జ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞా జ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞాజ్ఞా +"RT @Poppinassmia_: I hate when females try to make a problem about a nigga my mood has always been ""it's just a nigga""🤷🏽‍♀️" +I am from vancouver wa am a singer in a up an coming white power band and i am looking to meet some one who has no boyfriend or man at all and is white +Breaking from the whitehouse. "User Face Designer" is now a tech job title. +Here is your logic : some whites are corrupt whores for Jewish supremacists , therefore Whites should not oppose Jewish supremacist extermination of all Whites and JS efforts to control humanity 's future . +That was on a sheet of paper , and I take it you meant bull sheet ( as other poster said it before ) +My Grandfather traced our family tree back quite far . +it also pisses me of that steve bannon looks like my dad bc i look like my dad and... you get... the... horrifying... picture +In a muslim country, what if you give birth to a shemale? What gets cut first, umbilical cord or foreskin? Throat. +RT @RahleeFranklin: don't cheat if she a down bitch +What's the similarity between my wife and my daughter? I keep both of them naked at home. +What do you do when you see someone with a broken leg You pull out you gun and say "a three legged puppy isn't a happy puppy" and fire. Congratulations that's your good deed of the day +I like my women like I like my wine Ten years old and locked up in my basement. +Then when Kendall and her team read the script even they didn't raise an eyebrow? Lmfao like alll the black people they be around +@foxandfriends @FoxFriendsFirst @campusreform Liberal idiots. It shows how sick our universities are, and that gett… https://t.co/C0OeO145XB +"Don't make me make you fall in live with a nigga like meee..." The birds 1&2 are my favorite songs by Weeknd +like,,,celebrate ur anniversary man is that not what is more important idk it's just so petty +UN IS THE CANCER MOLOTOV COCKTAILS ARE THE ANSWER AMERIKE RODINU MAT RUSSIA RODINU MAT UNITED AGAINST ISLAM WE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE THE ANSWER BAN ISLAM AND CUT THEIR SOCIAL WELLFARE AND THEY WILL RETURN TO SHITISTAN +/r/niceguys can only see the woman as a victim as usual +Al Franken, “I apologize for that photo, I don’t recall the incidents FOR WHICH THERE IS NO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.” +So the story as I understand it is some finely haberdashed fellow named Richard Spencer arrived in Charlottesville completely alone with bags filled with hate and racisms and for absolutely no reason whatsoever burned the town down, killed all the blacks and maybe feasted on an infant or two? +Check out the subreddit that claims WE'RE the hateful ones +Watch the video , its only 10 minutes , you will see that eventually the bi-racial minority is butchered . +What is better than this place? A place called R / JokeAnarchy Come and meet the all inclusive all insulting and all hateloving people <3 10/10 with no auto gay +.@GRIMACHU Sounds a bit too much like "separate but equal". It's sexism, bias, bigotry, you name it. @MoJGovUK is clearly infested w bigots. +Someone asked me a good question that maybe you can help ask Hillary: Did they use a silencer when they killed #SethRich? +We should put your cast on a scale! +We're not 'alt-right', we're banal social democratic centrists prior to circa 1950. +I ran into an old friend at the grocery store today, we kindly greeted eachother, the first comment after the exchange he said "These damn jews, what are going to do...." We both talked for over an hour It's nice to know many have the same thoughts on these serious issues....The world needs fixing +The best book ever is... The Catholic Church and the Chamber of Secrets +If you're black you have no reason to be here Just run thug/bbc game and slay +i dont fucking deserve this i did nothing to deserve my sub par face, my parents owe me all their fucking money +What's the difference between a school bus and a donkey? The donkey has space for the person it's transporting. +I've worked in the restaurant business and make fucking 4.75 an hour!! +Most linkin park fans are more hung up on chester's death than he was +Gaming companies are rarely *tech* companies. That's not their core competency, but they deal with inordinate amounts of abuse. +Smile at the bitches who hate you. +“@Whoscherry: Ever met a bitch that fucked with your nigga but was to pussy to admit it ?” A bitch for a bitch. +i guess you could say donald trump is like cancer all he does is win +Okay, so I need to go to PP and fill out actual paperwork, it sounds like. Then they can get a more precise look at my situation and hopefully their response will be a little different. [...] The pill has had some really bad effects on me that I need to get rid of asap. +just be low inhibition theory being low inhib if you're ugly is definitely perceived as weird, but your quality of life will improve regardless once u stop giving a fuck +how many true forced loneliness men does it take to screw in a light bulb ? none - they do n't know how to screw anything . +GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THIS GAME AND IT'S DOGAWFUL STEALTG MECHANICS +I'm so faded my nigga I'm about to disappear in this bitch +My wife caught me masturbating The picture of our children didn't help. +"@TrickOrTreackle I wonder if he hears, ""It was at THIS moment, he knew he had fucked up"" like 2,000 times a day." +I had a few glasses of boddington 's on tap at a bar a while back . +it ain't nothing like some cold ass water mannnn shit be tasting like Jesus gave it to me personally lmaao +She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? she scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? she ugly cause you don't like her? GROW UP! +The constant chimpouts, the endless Jewsh kvetching, the perpetual antiwhite scapegoating, the wildly exhausting, endless hysterics from SJW LGBT bourgeois cool kids who think the world revolves around their marginalized queer identity - all of this produces fatigue +You are in Islam v Western civilization @RaviCrux  @haremesc @rebel4life  +if u follow me because ur tryna get me to write about ur soundcloud with 40 followers plz refrain from commenting on my life or tweets thx +I'd love a girl with identical personality as mine I'd tell her never to "self improve" +Muslim countries have excellent female boxers Their hijab is perfect. +My favorite part of the zoo is the gorilla exhibit Because it reminds me of my plantation and the good times +It is much harder to build something up than tear something down. +If Donald Trump resigned today, the only thing that would accomplish for the left is that they would now call Mike Pence "Hitler." +What is the best way to shut down #antifa at Berkeley? +What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? "Put that down, nigger." +US Issued Visas to At Least Five Accused Terrorists; Others Under Investigation for Terror Ties —Ace +I'm more of a grappler than a striker , I would lunge out with a windpipe grab and bring them down to the floor .... my record for KO' ing someone with a choke is currently 3 secs +What do transgender people and pedophiles have in common? They are stuck in the wrong body. +- knows I like kpop but he always critique my music taste cause mid-tempo/slow songs are nice cause they're not upbeat 🙄 +I'm Michael... One of the very few conservative journalists inside the White House. +see if I had the chance to be a virgin again I'd be fucking by the time I'm 10 +If I'm walking outside or somewhere alone, I never wear both headphones. 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"Trust me." +It aint nothing to cut that bitch off- K camp +I opened this new thread because i think it 's important to talk about any problems , which do you you ( or someone else ) have .. in connection with non-whites .. +@blackrepublican how long after the name change will al memorabilia w/redskins name be deemed racist and therby illegal? +what do shooting up a bird sanctuary and shooting up a strip club have in common? they both make you a hooter shooter +What do mothers who've died in child birth and iPhones have in common? They die when the next model is out. +What did the dumb, blind and deaf kids get for Christmas Cancer. +you know what they called relationships between inmates and guards in auschwitz ? carbon dating . +Free Doritos from Taco Bell 2-6pm today !! +I have never seen a naked woman outside of porn, movies and TV Have never seen tits, ass, nor pussy +A Black person I know got a new job Damn!! Animal testing has gone to new level altogether. +This YouTuber is giving away Gaming PC, PC parts, Phones & tons of other gadgets to his fans https://t.co/uIlKzLiAFO +How can you calculate the speed of a jew? Chimney height x wind speed +"@Goofstroop: You a woulda coulda shoulda ass hoe 😳🙊" +PSA: THE ONE THING YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IS SOMEONES MONEY SITUATION,IT'S NO ONES BUSINESS BUT THEIR OWN . OK ?OK. +it is all about HAPPINESS you can achieve anything and make history, but if you're not sticking it in women then you'll never be happy. +It's soooo annoying when people always think you mess with somebody I just can't be single and chilling 🤔🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ +A Muslim man’s coworkers convinced him to go to a bar, he said “Alright—just a couple of shots” He got a little carried away. His coworkers won’t be at work on Monday. +Old lady:: Do you know Lang Lang? Me:: Uhm, no. Old lady:: *in disbelief* Lang Lang the pianist. You don't know him? Me:: No. Old lady:: He's good. *walks away* Conclusion:: Because I am Asian, I must know who Lang Lang is. +03-30 Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner Wax Figures To Be Unveiled At Madame Tussauds In London… https://t.co/EhL238Nf0s #CaraDelevingne +If someone your close to is sneak dissing just know your not the one who's fucked up at the end of the day. +.@pepsi seems to think protesting is some “hip” or “cute” things that millennials are doing. Pure ignorance. +When someone says something soooooo stupid and u just wanna smack the fuck outta them💀🙃 +Everyone is forgetting that streaming isn't just Spotify you idiots #MiddleOfTheNightTour @TheVampsband +.@Femitheist I agree. FTR I am no fan of abortion or child abandonment. But, I can't accept him going to jail for not abiding HER choice. +Little Keisha waited all night in the living room waiting for Santa A guy with the pointy hat did came , but instead of presents little Keisha got permanent emotional trauma and 7 years of therapy instead +Wow, don't get the Muslim mad guys! We don't want to come to a blown up school tomorrow! +Our enemy has the sheep already , and they 're doing more to destroy us than many of these `` lions '' of ours are saving . +Damn i go offline for 2 days to celebrate weekend and when i come back there is another attack.. +Do you not think all the talk about Russians should be put on a thread of that theme ? +"IDK who told guys ""how's your day going"" is a good conversation starter but y'all should get your money back" +what has three holes and goes down an alley ? thomas and martha wayne . +I give myself 20-30 years to make people see , I think I 'll go into politics here in Iceland and do some good +"""13 REASONS WHY"" IS MAKING ME WISH I WENT TO A REAL FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL :(" +Reply To Response From US ED on Action Opportunity: End the Appearance of Discrimination Against Raped, Drugged, Bullied, and Defrauded Boys and Men at US Department of Education +Here's a #Weinstein template if you want to add some #memes to it :) +Black Fuck this bot +little dumb ass kids trynna tell me uptown isnt an area like please spare me yall all still dumb as shit +I am, without a doubt, very fast with finishing games as you can see with most games it takes me 1 - 4 days to finish games on average. +LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ItsWoofy congrats on the button and all the hard work that you have overcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +As you have just informed me via a PM that you have added me to your ignore list it really is a valueless post is n't it ? +at the very end he uncovered he name it had been in the wrong stack...I was so thankful she was found & I had to share my story with him cos +what do you call a gas tank filled with juice ? auschwitz +You're a bitch dawg. A straight bitch. +sounds like your trying to give her your life story when you first meet , that will come in time , just have fun man +If you wouldn't date Caitlyn Jenner you're volcel +I would post my WCW but a lotta you hoes would be mad 😭🤤😍🤷🏾‍♂️ +Whats better than a dead Palestenian? 4.55 million dead Palestenians. +What's the difference between EA and my uncle? Atleast my uncle fucks me for free +All the good men are taken, and all the rest are handicapped. +would most likely to be effective to indirectly with chess tactics to make America too weak to say no to any new administration questionable +I ABSOLUTELY HATE NIGGAS ! like it's ridiculous how bad motherfuckers get under my skin ! +Four motherfucking Terabytes of SSD Who is this for I fucking want one +what ethnicity does pac - man hate the most ? pakistanis . +Shoot like the coach gave you green light from anywhere even if yo shot look like Shaqs keep shooting away 😂😂 +"RT @Gidi_Traffic: ""@followlastma: [6:45am] MILE12 to KETU is building up, to Alausa by service lane is building up likewise to fruit market…" +So I raped a girl a few months back, and now I have AIDS. Where the fuck does a 7 year old get AIDS. +My friend was complaining about the weather, more specifically on how hot it was so I told him he was being insensitive. I told him that the Jews had it worse in the ovens. +I DON'T LIKE TWEETING ABOUT POLITICS BUT I FUCKING HATE TRUMP +America ... land of promise, held back by political leftists, bursting at the seams with prosperity-driven possibilities … if we only can set aside our differences long enough to grasp the logic in and the inspiriting potential of ... individual liberty, individual rights, individual responsibility. +As i always said before , there is just too much animosity over the last 200 years for that to occur . +With those who 're sincere and genuine Racial Nationalists that 's usually the best . +r/texas redditor gets downvoted for disputing claim that rape of women is worse than rape of men +I wanna knock nigga out and make him have a sizzler so bad that's my goal 😂😭😂😭 +I want to name my dog "insane" That way when people say "you're fucking insane!" I can say "No I'm fucking my sister!" +Can we send the following parasites to Afganistan Hillary Clinton The DNC Bernie Sanders The Entire Muslim populations of Great Britain and America Jeremy Corbyn Dianne Abbott Sadick Khan The Labour Party The Liberal Democrats The SJW'S The transgenders Any more suggestions, will be welcome +I feel like tweeting @KenyaPower a big F-Word but I won't. I'll restrain myself instead having changed my ways. #DayLongBlackout +Sitting here listening to #PaintingPictures realizing that anybody can be a fucking rapper smh +You a nigga fucked ip if he wake up with his socks on and one earring in😭 +I HATE going out to Eat I see A TON of attractive young couples and it is SO intimidating +Jesus was a pedophile. His disciples were only twelve. +Thank you for ～. Thank you for calling. Thank you for waiting. Thank you for your trouble. Thank you for the compliment. Thank y #英会話 +A27 westbound between B2145 and A286 | Westbound | Congestion Location : The A27 westbound between the junctions with the A259 Chichester E… +It feels like because I want so many things.. Everything is just so out of reach. It's so frustrating, I know it's all in my head +What's the difference between a Black guy and a Mexican guy? The crime they're pleading innocent to even though they know there's not a chance in hell they'll win the court case. +What do you call a gun that’s used in church? A weapon of mass destruction. +What’s the best part about having two dads? Not having to celebrate Mother’s Day What’s the worst part? Hearing them celebrate Father’s Day +Now their talking about how fucked up it is they could bring the weed but not their coconut oil omg +What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato? 140 calories +I'm raising my son so that he'll be a good husband to his wife and a good father to his children. +NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! 🇺🇸 CRIME STORY STOLE MY IDEA ABOUT A VERSACE BIOPIC GODDAMNIT!! +I wonder if many blacks or Asians have died in a similar circumstances . +it's Friday bitches 😬 +What's the only thing that can come between redneck brothers? Their cousin. +Ugly ass hoe wanna be me so bad bitch gone on ✌️ +' South Central niggahs really don't be lovin these hoes , these hoes don't be lovin these niggahs 󾍑 . 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Catching it with a pitchfork. +When norman was in incel land get the fuck OUT. +Just thought, apart from being the only mania match with decent build, is this Big Match John's best Mania feud? +what do you call gay black people fucking niggers +q : what do u tell say to a woman with black eyes ? a : nothing . she 's been spoken to twice already . +My favorite photo booth is the John Wilkes Booth It gets a very nice shot of your head. +Why can’t Hellen Keller drive a car? She’s a woman +why did jfk fail his math test ? his head was all over the place +i find this offensive . there 's a black man in my family tree . he 's been dangling off it for some time now . +I read a web site , not too long ago , called the TFP.org. +2 interviews and an exam in 2 days has me absolutely fucked 😴😴😴 +White dude in Korea:: Are you Korean? Me:: Nope. White dude:: What is your ancestry? Me:: [not into telling him] White dude:: Japanese? Me:: Nope. White dude:: Vietnamese? Me:: Nope. White dude:: Malaysian? Mongolian? Friend:: You're missing one. White dude:: Chinese? Me:: Yeah. White dude:: But you don't have Chinese features. Me:: ... What are Chinese features? White dude:: Well, you have lighter skin... Your facial features, also... And your eyes... Me:: ... White dude:: I'm pretty good at telling apart Asian features. +They actually have ads warning people about getting mugged etc , but there is no hint of responsibility in them . +What’s pink, rusty and covered in cobwebs? Madeline McCann’s tricycle +What’s the difference between my wife and my daughter? How hard I can go without them bleeding +What’s the difference between a Pizza and a Jew? I don’t like burnt pizza. +It is comfirmed that L will be in the death note film. So let's hope that means he's going to be just as bad ass +I'm on the treadmill and I started playing with my nipples that's crazy. This horniness is out of control +Normies are here bullying us and the mods aren't doing shit What the FUCK is going on This place should be made private the MINUTE something from here makes it to r/all. +Are we fucking 12? If you get your news from here and tweet your every opinion please stfu. +So i was fucking my sister and she said.. "Wow you fuck like dad", then i said " thats what mom said" +@msbond2u i'm sick of these dehydrated dusty ass broads. might let her follow me. +askreddit xpost: Men who were raped/beaten by women, what is your story? +Depression is a meme, loneliness is what is killing people in this alienating capitalistic society +saw a black kid and a chinese kid wave to each other gave me hope for the future . or another rush hour movie . +Next person who unfollows me is getting sued. I already got my lawyer on the phone. Go ahead do it pussy! Cyber bullying is a felony. +prostitutes i will probably see one over the course of the holidays, i'm feeling pretty low inhibition for some reason +I love the amazing feeling of hitting a break through with a really difficult client without asking for help. +three nuns are sitting on a park bench . a man walks up to them and exposes himself . two of them have a stroke , but the other one could n’t reach . +The only friend I've ever had when I was in middle school died Car accident. +I've told some immigrants that if they did n't like it here they should just go home . +What's the difference between hitting and touching. I've never hit a child. +YouTube - Hail Combat 18 YouTube - Shebeen - Fields Of Athenry ( Garvaghy Road ) ! +This bad of dicks is wearing sunglasses at the gym. Either he's Cyclops from X-Men or he's finna get backhanded by the hand of God. +My STUPID ASS SISTER RUINED MY KAT VON D LIPSTICKS IM GOING TO CUT HER HAIR IN HER SLEEP +When I'm drunk I just want to give all the women hugs. You are all great and I admire your strength. Now i must pee. Again. +All of his posts thus far have been rather gratuitous and heavily aimed on Skandinavia alenth with the histories and spirits thereof , particularly the later portion of post #31 . +USA must close the door to muslims Nah, it would be useless, they would come in from the windows The World Trade Center ones +If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. +Found a Transponder Snail! Candid pics from the Alubarna Palace Baths! https://t.co/aet8F2dI8u #TreCru https://t.co/NEWGt78FSO +So onto the flag thingy. From my seat I could see the people with the lgbtq flag perfectly and I'll even post a pic later if I have one. +Some FHO take hormones to look and feel like men And most of them have better luck with other FHO than uncles. +Apparently not wanting to trade your Nitro M4 in CSGO makes you a collossal faggot. +tbh i should commission ppl to draw me with jimin AHAHAHA but that would be so damn awkward idk if i can do it sobs +Yes but most are not even brown or tanned . +What was bin Laden's favriote make of track suit Jhadiddias +why do goth girls slit their wrists ? because wearing all black does n't always cut it . +I'm not the type to fight no bitch over a nigga im the type to say fucc that & take his Bitch ✋😂😏 +Asians are really bad drivers... I'm starting to think that Pearl Harbor may have been an accident. +I don't think it would be fair to my other students if I let you have special treatment. +Fuck i feel like shit again Im never gonna fix this shit am i? +Sometimes a lot of this still feels like playing at being a responsible grownup. Discovering much as I travel this path. Good place to be. +Hughes out. These are fucking shit Hughes, pathetic. Your a disgrace +BBC News: " People who suffer from Anxiety and Depression more likely to develop Cancer " That'll cheer them up. +i feel sorry for her if one of her daughters did die but the harsh reality is she has no connection to ireland and she must go.as a mother it is her job to protect her children in Nigeria.every Nigerian who has a problem cant come running over here +My easily offended teacher asked the class what you would hear about 5 times a day in Saudi Arabia Apparently "BOMB" wasn't his preferred answer. +Here is a joke that won't offend anybody +Why did the Frenchman get pissed when he saw someone wiping their mouth with a napkin? He mistook it for his country's flag +I HOPE HER BOSS'S CAR GOES OFF A CLIFF IN THE SEASON FINALE. GOD HE'S FUCKING TWAT +Right now all I'm focused on is getting my shit together so when the right girl comes I'll be ready to start a life and family ❤ +Im in love with a stripper Please someone come and kill me +My coworker is going like 160 KMP so if I die in this fucking car DO NOT photoshop me in those fucking cloud pics please. +That's a mighty big bitch in the Saran Wrap dress lol. +What do you call a walkie talkie for retards? A stumblie mumblie +Netflix is taking away Bob's Burgers I'm gonna fucking cry +Yo fuck the pats they are still bitches +that guy who bid on bullets lost because i had to bite the bullet and i fucking died +New bitch already and it's the second episode . +what do you call a black chinese person who is dying of aids ? coon die soon +The White interns complained that they were feeling left out. +After I'm watching Bangtan gayo my head already cleared from Winner new song Really2 bcs bfre this it's always lingering in my head tho 😂 +4 book coloring maze and puzzle book bundle for kids. In PDF delivery ready for copying. #coloring #kids #puzzles… https://t.co/al45Sv7vaJ +Why are black people good at baseball? Because they’re good on the fields. +Emulator bro. +They are no better than their daughters , they should have disowned them instead of parading a kid around town that looks nothing like them . +The NRA walks into a bar. A bartender says "Sorry, I have to cut you off." +Peanut butter and jam Me: what’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? Her: idk what? Me: I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass +|| I just noticed Seth's outfit. Who dressed him? A fucking bird? +how do you kill a black jew ? make them take a shower . +what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection ? a quarter - pounder with cheese . +＠6vNANS March 31, 2017 at 05:45AM 1iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii… +i am going to start gymcelling again i know it won't increase my appeal but it's a great cope because my shoulder-hip ratio is pretty decent +What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers. +What did the Muslim say after eating a bacon sandwich? That's the way Allah Allah I like it. +How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and 6million in the ashtray. +fucking idiots can't even rebound the ball this game is over +my dad 's a scitzophrenic , but he 's good people . tl;dr +writing this essay makes me wanna punch someone in the fucking jaw +' This niggah pharrell or whatever this niggah name is don't deserve shit for that white ass gay song . +the episode of phineas and ferb im watching just made a fucking leeroy jenkins reference. god damn it +It's super common to run into an unintentional DoS, especially in dev. Ever make a stupid mistake that caused a critical lack of resources? +Scrolling through adobe stock photos for a book cover for a client and sometimes I want to write a story JUST so I can use a photo. Weird. +Wind 0 km/h ---. Barometer 1024.76 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 15.1 °C. Rain today 0.2 mm. Humidity 52% +Shoutout to our miraculous Nada who runs @Ladybug_Cartoon 🐞❤️ I appreciate everything you do and you truly are simply the best! 💚🐾 +It's just too amusing to watch the Brexit fuckup and the real thing hasn't even started. What a bunch of fools marching towards the abyss ;) +Well, I finished Electrical Engineering at Texas Tech , and came away with four job offers.and wound up with enough money to buy houses and cars and keep my wife happy . +I think we should pray for all branches of government such that the evil ones and ones controlled be evil ones be expelled from power. +What is a paedophile’s favourite fast food drive through? A school +I talk so little, I almost forgot how to speak at all +IM FUCKING SICK OF THESE PORN BOTS LIKING MY TWEETS. TWITTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +I feel like he's just as retarded as me. I wonder if he would ever marry me +My favorite is when the guy who almost gets kicked off plane/arrested for refusing to check his oversized carry-on quotes James at the staff +why dose beyoncé always say " to the left to the left " because black people do n't have rights +What is the capital of Poland? Berlin. +They hit a state trooper head on. And they were both illegals. Well, I don't know if they were illegals, but they had illegal sounding names. +So was chris brown talking bout hisself when he said "these hoes ain't loyal ?" +If we are White and wish to save this country rather than have it turn into a disorderly non-White hegemony , then we are all at a loss for what to do . +the orlando shooter i do n't see why everybody makes such a big deal about the orlando shooter , he was n't the only person at the club shooting loads at other guys ' faces +should i upload a bunch of redpill shit on my facebook? +I kicked my retarded friend down that stairs. When he hit the ground he said "this thread is locked to keep white people from posting" +178 black teachers in Apelanta conspired and changed black student 's test answers to help them pass state exams . +Thank you police in Middleton today. The sirens were very high tech varying patterns varying sirens. My father told me it mean megala mania +why are asian eyes so small? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright +I keep having these weird nightmares where my beard gets fucked up... Why do you do this to me universe? +How do you get rid of a starving child? A) let the wind blow him away B) let the vultures feed on it C) kick it in the head and watch it break into tiny black pieces +Emma Watson was hot in a couple of the Harry Potter movies Then she grew up +What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza??? Pizzas don't scream when put in an oven. +So I was FÚCKING this dead WHÓRE FÚCK ÁSS TÎTS RÂPE NÍGGER DÍCK CÚNT HAHAHA JOKE +Women who are mastered in a loving, kind sort of way turn into fantastic lovers, mothers, and wives Women who are mastered in a demeaning sort of way turn into vicious, angry feminists It's all in your interpretation and implementation of "mastered" +Last night I was watching bestiality porn and my mom walks in... She then says why are you watching a white man fuck a black women +Yea, I 'm not sure it 's authenithic . +mohammed never actually specified that the . virgins would be women . +People mad that trump made a call, meanwhile hundreds of children and innocent people are being brutally killed.. +>militant sand niggers kill 230 not-so-militant sand niggers in dune coon land how is this even news? +Why do n't White Europeans and Americans grow a set of balls , and deport these Black and brown animals from their countries ? +What’s the difference between my niece and my military commander? My commander doesn’t cry if I accidentally discharge +At least we can all agree on this Steve irwin got A LOT of tail +It's damn sad la whenever a person show me a picture of someone who they think looks the same as me... Hahaha damn, we all ugly bro +Some graduate programs will cater to working professionals and will do the bulk of the classes on line with only one or two days per month actually on campus . +YouTube - White family beaten by mob of blacks YouTube - Black gang in Des Moines , Iowa chants `` It 's Beat Whitey Night '' as they assault white people YouTube - Black Man Punches Blind White Woman On Bus +My wife gets angry when I call her pet names Apparently Sandwich Making Machine is sexist... +Minorities said "fuck this", burnt the building down, left. CA's primary export became popped collars. The end. +I'm not racist... I have a 55 inch color TV. +Last night I went to sleep with a wetback. I can never dry it completely after the shower without my girlfriend here. +There was a blackout on my street the other night..... *loads rifle.... he didn’t get far. +White people ca n't just be left alone , can they ? +Little Rocket man and Killary must have the same Tailor +I s2g if @Twitter ever introduce stories I'm fucking deactivating +I got so sick and tired of all these idiots who think Jacob Zuma is the problem that I decided to hold up a mirror instead . +a muslim couple goes to a fancy restaurant a mexican waiter asked , " what would jew like to get ? " he replied , " i 'm not a jew , want me to prove it ? " waiter , " jea " . then the man slapped his wife and told the waiter to pull his finger . * * kaboom * * ~a big mushroom cloud of smoke~ +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 265 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 +If the White Race is on the verge of extinction in years to come what about cloning I know it's a taboo topic to discuss but one day we must deal with this issue and combat it in order for our race to keep thriving +What's the difference between a smart dwarf and an infected vagina? One is a cunning runt... +I would never, in my life, tell a 9/11 joke. They always crash and burn. +My wife died the other day. Unfortunately she was pregnant, so now I'm going to get charged with two counts of murder. +my wife just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what i was doing . apparently , " heating up your dinner " was not the right answer . +@deadgerl i try not to sleep /w ppl i dont feel(no judgement) but thats lonely too. why yet, you got a master plan or something =) +Me:: I'm not cooking a dish for the 4th of July picnic until cousin Matt and cousin Scott are also expected to cook one. Dad:: Sounds like you're turning into a feminazi! Me:: Ugh. Don't say that - it's derogatory and it makes no sense. Nazi's are about death and destruction; feminists are about liberating the other half of the population. Dad:: Lighten up, you need to learn how to take a joke! I feel betrayed when even a small stand against the patriarchy is met with scorn by a usually compassionate man. I'm bone tired of hearing stale backlash stereotypes about humorless, militant feminists. +You can become hooked on anything, man. I'm currently addicted to slowly working out in an empty gym between 1 & 2:30AM. Just me & @1023WBAB +If a woman says she's Fa/Incel... She must be an awful bitch with physical deformities, because it's almost impossible to not have some thirsty motherfucker interested in woman, even if she's pig woman. +November 21, 2016 at 12:48pm · Twitter · #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving iksnay on the oliticspay +I didn't have good luck with contact paper, as it's kind of stretchy and was hard to position, but it came off great. I used painter's tape (the blue stuff,not masking tape). [...] Of course, I was doing one window pane, not a lot of steins, so that may be incredibly tedious for you. +@jrsmith12 @jaynovel let these hoes be great +Soooo fuckin mad I couldn't check out wit da @supreme +"@LoyalAcumen < basically everything. ""Yeah, well, it was him. The idiot sacrificed himself for a bunch of idiots who didn't even care and >" +Banks are doing what ? and interest is gonna be what ? Both belong to white people and enrich white people only, fact !!! #AntiZumaMarches + ICE “Today’s actions send a strong message to U.S. businesses that hire and employ an illegal workforce: ICE will enforce the law, and if you are found to be breaking the law, you will be held accountable” - ICE Acting Director Tom Homan +I'm actually really sad that only one person emailed me . +Documented tactics - our motives are clear Anonymously bogus sent to you from us here A lethal proposition that you'll read as you weep While the bombings so relentless to deprive you of sleep +Is there somewhere for us to go when this sub gets banned (it will..) We all know normies' obsession with us, so there is no way we will last here... /r9k/ is utter shite now. +According to /r/AskReddit normie sex is "not that big of a deal" +what 's the difference between jesus and the chicken that crossed the road ? jesus died on the cross +"@_regular_ apparently on the These Days album he tried to make tracks to match/mock ""modern"" sounds & artists in hiphop. i didnt feel it tho" +The term "Every 60 seconds in Africa.." is stupid Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds.... They're lucky if they get a single serving... +Who are the fastest readers? The 9/11 jumpers. They went through 93 stories in 5 seconds! +What do you mean you don't like Takis (Mexican chip-like snack)?! It's like being Mexican and not liking beans! +[ meta ] can we stop allowing reposts , it 's clogging / top and really unappetizing to see the same shitty jokes upvoted by retards over and over again +Hey There I just moved here to Saskatoon and was hoping to hook up with some WN in the city here . +>tfw diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder it's over, zero girls would love a ugly short guy with schizotypal personality disorder I think i will get a 450 euros NEETBUX but that shitty money cant make me happy +How to respond to terrorism from Muslims Bomb the Kaaba. +What’s the difference between a baby and a nice house? I don’t have a nice house up my anus +seizure what do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub ? throw in a load of dirty laundry . +My bitch cold not average. You couldn't fuck my last bitch 😒✋😂 +It's an American term that most people in Britain and Ireland would never have heard if it was n't for American tv shows . +"Hey, I'd like to have some chilli" Waitress: "I'm sorry sir, but this is an Asian restaurant." *stretches eyes* "Herro, I'd rike to have some chirri." Edit: typo +Bitch just asked me if we had QTONS for her salad..... I hate the beginning of the month +Ummm +Did you hear they caught Michael Jackson blowing bubbles in the bath +What are some good sources detailing the bias against men in the family court system? +What works slow upstairs and fast downstairs? An autistic premature ejaculator +Im still going trick or treating. Thats free munchies bitch +i went for a job interview . the bloke asked me : " what do you think your greatest weakness is ? " i said " i am too honest " he said " i really do n't think honesty is a weakness " i said " i do n't give a fuck what you think " +She text me she ain't Fucking im like who ain't, came through in that Mustang. Mood change 🤷🏾‍♂️😂 +minute humor [ removed ] +what 's black , with two wheels and on top of a staircase ? stephen hawking after his house burned down +Because there are kosher Nationalist and pseudo Conservatives mate that is all there is to it , It 's sad to see Fake Nationalist parties defame an actual Nationalist revolution . +Woman:: Can you guys give us any good tips on making fried chicken? Me:: I've been a vegetarian for almost a decade now. My cousin:: I don't like frying food up, myself. Woman's husband:: Oh, come on! That's no excuse! Are you *sure* you don't know how to make good fried chicken? You never asked your grandmother? Us:: -awkward silence- Talking to a white couple from Napa Valley during a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans. It must be really hard to treat minorities as individuals... +I'm not suicidal, but i constantly tell myself that i should blow my brains out It's like i cant escape this feeling inside of me that keeps screaming into my ears to kill myself anytime i have a slightly negative thought this is what being an ugly incel does to your mental, feeling happy is just a cope +RT @TDill11: These hoes ain't got nothin' on ya 🎶 +Why do Mexican kids go around acting like they own all the schools? Their dads build them and their moms clean them. +black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Cop +Are you a sock? Cuz I'm gonna cum in you and hide you under my bed. +We all know the biggest joke of all is... our lives. +"RT @OMGitsIanBruce: Isn't that a fucked up point of reference? ""Just have faith in God, he is somewhere!!!"" Nigga, where?" +Going on a date soon, very nervous... fucking lol just kidding, all you fakecel failed normie fucks making posts about "going on dates" need to GET OUT +Everytime I hear the word `` Yugo '' I think of that scene in Dragnet , where Sergeant Joe Friday says `` the department furnished us with a 1985 Yugo , the cutting edge of serbo-croatian technology !! '' +Reminder: It's over for you if your family constantly tries to reassure you that you're good looking They don't have to reassure Chad because he was always bringing home girls to meet his parents growing up. +Your retarded. +Helen Keller Cons: is blind and deaf Pros: Immune to flashbangs +Only hoes cheat +how old do you have to be to have sex ? i do n't know , it 's hard to hear the answer with all this screaming +Go to the gym 5 minutes on a treadmill will change your bone structure To be clear for the autists, /s +When you want to give a 'religious' advice to your fellow brother/sister be nice about it! There's a way to convey it without being rude. +Could it be that corporate support for amnesty has less to do with humanitarianism and more to do with cheap labor? +What do you call a nigger that drives a bus? Bus Driver ,you racist prick +Don't send nudes don't send nudes, sending nudes is for children +Seasons change & stay th same I know my rhythm I know my name Positive thinking- something to gain After you read this you'll be th same +what about it. that 's exactly what I said and I meant every word he thought I might and that was enough and with you two talking behind my back like some jew what do you expect me to say have a nice life . +Walked into this post in r/TwoXChromosomes expecting to see women laughing at the concept of females sexually harassing males, found a wildly different result. +You did n't learn about it because it is n't so . +REY Hidalgo/Pharr - Hidalgo: Hrs: 24 hrs/day 4/5/2017 POV Lns: At 1:00 pm CDT, 15 min delay 2 lane(s) open Readylane: At 1:00 pm CDT, 10… +my mood right now is me waking up in the middle of the night, taking shots, and then going back to sleep +My mother and boyfriend are something else. They made plans for this weekend while I was at work 🙄🙄🙄 +I'm just thinking, "Women have no idea how much men hate them." Germaine Greer. +@Mawdern here it's a "wtf dude are you fucking retarded" +If you think about it african children are actually spoiled... They only eat imported food brought by airplanes. +I have been in jail for 5 minutes and already got raped twice Last time Im playing monopole with my uncle +HELLO IF YOU ARE A Racist white that wants to talk to a 13 year old male ( preferiblly female but i really dont care ) PLEASE E-mail me at [ email protected ] , ............... i need new friends !! +Why are people stealin dogs from Houston and shipping em to Indiana letting people adopt them? +RT @sbacilio1224: Neta bullshit aside I need to get me a bad bitch +My dad called me gay once. So I fucked and slaughtered his wife. That'll teach him. +What do you get when you cross a nigger and a goat? A weed eater that won’t work +I treat my son as if he were in the metalwork industry I hit him with a hammer until he's straight. +terribly bc I didn't study, missed two lessons and don't remember shit from before spring break,,,, ufck +It's been several years since I've contributed code. This was due to a conflict with an employer. I *asked* for my commit bit to be retired. +what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower ? unemployed . +Some people hide slaves in attics or basements I say hey, hide them in the walls no one will think, “why does the walls have eyes”. +I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself. ― Lewis Black +.@jmackay1962 @SMABSA Are they? Good. I haven't seen any mention yet... +Basic bitches & lame niggas < +I want a Candy Called Sweet Cocks but it would have to be a hard candy +did you know princess diana had dandruff ? they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox . +I'd ask if hag Hillary gets her mustache bleached... but I don't want to hear about her anal bleaching adventures. +Best thing to do is go along to a Blood and Honour gig.There is one in London in 2 weeks . +Why is there an exclusively homosexual high school when you do n't even go to school for sex in the first place ?! +Father sends a parcel to son from army - “Son, I will be free from army for 2 weeks if you pull the pin” +There is a dude here wearing a baby strapped to his chest and his beard is so long it appears the baby is Marge Simpson and I am *dying* +99% of road rage is from people not using their fucking blinker +Hotdogs are just like... Jews, once you grow up you realize how bad they are and just want to get rid of them. +how do you lose weight in a few seconds ? allahu akbar . +This comment thread from askreddit is very telling about men being harasssed. +#HandsOffDjZinhle ya'll mind your own business..She's rich and succesful while ya'll depending on your parents and boyfriends.. +No matter how much black ppl try to convice themselves that this is not abt race, whites knw this is abt race #PeoplesMarch +I dont got no type... Bad bitches is the only thang that i like! You aint got no life.. Cups with the ice and we do this every night!🎶 +What did Anne Frank say to her crush Hitler? "Gass me daddy" +What do you call a coal miner in the 1840s? Children +What would you do if your daughter were raped by Batman? Switch to the Spiderman costume. +I just got back from orientation at college and it was the most fun I've had in a long time. Everyone talked and mingled. [...] I can't wait for college. +Patiently waiting for @WWEgames to announce @JEFFHARDYBRAND and @MATTHARDYBRAND as DLC along with Wrestlemania 33 Arena and New Era Updates. +Knowing I should be seeing @Stormzy1 tonight in Glasgow but I'm stuck on a fucking canal boat in Yorkshire is proper heartbreaking😳🙄😡😭 +The peanut butter was not as important as the time machine used to go back and teach the ancient Incans how to make it . +the sense of panic when u thought you were in mutuals with someone and theyre following You but YOUre not +Just because you metabolize something well, doesn't mean that your husband does. Some people have allergies and others do not. [...] Lactose intolerance can lead to all kinds of nasty stomach problems. +They don't make no jails that can hold me. +Just spent a whole 20k(imaginary money) on a home studio.. And used the last 3$ 2 get some flowers n a gift card for YA BIHH. +Nothing like seeing yourself on a podcast's website making the fucking weirdest face ever +My Cousin Was In The Bomb Squad My cousin was in the bomb squad. I asked him if it was ever stressful. He said: "Well, I either do it right or it's not my problem." +oh shit what do a pregnant teenage girl and her baby have in common ? their both thinking : oh shit my moms gon na kill me +You must be really fucking bored to program bots solely to downvote a bunch of posts Are you proud of yourself? +How many starving hookers does it take to replace a lightbulb? I don't know, but its not 6, the basement is still dark Edit: \s one can never be too safe, people don'tnt always take jokes +Push like a man! +Nuts are good for you so I try to have nuts in my mouth as often as possible +RT @RT_America: US Army removes ‘negro’ as official reference to black people after public outrage http://t.co/qtiTEzE7Bh http://t.co/nudHr… +Top post on AskReddit right now, "Should people receiving child support provide proof of spending", thoughts on post and comments? +Just when I thought women couldn't get any stupider +hoes need to stay in hoes place fr +RT @bubblestbh: When bae says somethin that pisses you off but you're trying to not to be crazy anymore https://t.co/iYDsEokR1x +Can't express how happy I am to officially be working at the prison, can't wait to graduate from the academy in the summer +#BBNaija TeamBisola hope we are not slacking? D thing right oh, no dulling, no joking. Pls let's do our best nd deliver our girl. #BBNaija +She said you didn't have emotions, but if you really dislike me this much, you MUST still have some feelings! #XenonBot +Men of Culture I found my daddy's lost wedding ring while fingering my two year old sister. "Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well" +Old enough to sit in a chair, old enough to lick jizz off her hair. +Niggaz been making trash lately. Well not everybody but some lol +What's the best part of throwing a kid out of a helicopter Throwing the kid upwards +Imagine not having your phone or any communication w the outside world for 3 months just to be getting paid lmao issa bet +They say numbers dont lie, bitch im not the 1 +"RT @Withnailizer: I: ""Danny, I've gone and fucked my brain.""" +"You can't hit a girl" Fuck that, if a woman hits a man, a man should be able to hit her with as much force necessary to stop her from assaulting the man. +Time flies is a lie Time sits still and doesn't fucking move and you have to nudge it along like a failing engine +#WTL anyone wanna be my little bro and sis? Old bro and sis are good too hoho it's peniel here btw @pyongggx +What's the difference between Disneyland America and Disneyland Thailand? In Thailand, you pay extra for the happy ending with each ride. +how do you increase the black vote in the election ? let convicted felons vote . +@spoilmeharder @ChaldeanCutie Greta... You let a fag do this to me I thought we were cool +"@Cxncupiscent | ""I never expressed a problem Luhan,"" she placed her hands on his shoulders and gently pushed him him away." +What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $200 for lentil on my face +drinking mate while i listen to my nct-rv-snsd playlist fucking yes +Then you wonder why there's no running to you.. I'm a fucked up person in the head. +RT @lildurk_: I need a loyal bitch not no goofy bitch +As a meta-level point, I hope everyone agrees that an invalid argument for a true conclusion is still a bad argument. +Is there a correlation between bad fathers and women who grow up to be extreme feminists? +@littlestred_ i think u should put the shopping spots at the end of the day & the touristy spots at the beginning m… https://t.co/5aNUTrvbMT +I do hate how expensive bus tickets are with a burning passion, I don't even understand why the hell they're so pricy?! +Going to livestream bo3 and some other games around 11:00 pm central time to whenever I feel like it join me Dope_boy335 +Cant believe people man... some people Are fucking sick +.@ListenToRaisin Patriarchy is a myth, so the system has no push back & feminists use chivalry & benevolent sexism masterfully to own ends. +lol. is she still screeching about me blocking her? what a turd. +Scam Broker Warning: INSTAFOREX!!! They won't pay you the money or make your withdrawal very difficult!!! #Security #Source #Status #Stop +Clan of retards... +cant seem to find it where abouts on the site is it ? all i can get is the thing on football hooliganism +This teething and sleep regression is finally breaking me!! I could not stop crying last night it's so stressful. 😴😕 +Now I know how Kim K feels... ...I just took the biggest shit ever and it felt like Kanye was between my legs. +If Elliot Rodger didn't kill himself, I bet he would have gotten love letters in prison +i went to a korean restaurant with my dog earlier . then a waiter came over to me and said , " hi , can i take your border ? " +What is the advantage of having a retarded girlfriend? No need to ask her go down. +May I share with the good people on this board a delightful and enriching video I found on YouTube of the town in which I grew up . +The chemistry involved in successful cooking is at least 100x as complex as "man no play when teammate touch ball" +As the 4th approaches remember to... Light up multiple fireworks in your neighborhood. We want our veterans to feel right at home. +Did you play the rest of the Space Quest series? That was probably my favorite. +In memory of Deputy James McGrane who was shot and killed while conducting a traffic stop by known gang member and Mexican POS Michael Paul Astorga . +hi dear I lost my password &iPhone number but I haveID Z.hasnain786@yahoo.com please help me to reuse my mail thanks +If you have had sexual contact GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Economic justice: BC claws back CPP from people on disability, brutally illustrated by a brave woman living this reality @MetVanAlliance +Whats brown, sticky and lives in a cottage? George Michael's latest release +Their Misandry, Our Indifference Going Galt, MGTOW reward the misandry of feminism's Second, Third and Fourth waves with our indifference. +Never leave your trust in a bitch, +Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and Sex Education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camels +a fucking raccoon fell out of the ceiling onto the rink +11:11 @Phanclubs_panic doesn't hate me 11:11 @Climbergirl253 doesn't die again 11:12 What to wish for fuck +(FeMRA)Where can I find Diana Davison's nudes? +Do Husbands/Men Have An Obligation to Get A Vasectomy? +sometimes word mean to behave like hands reaching out for another, to fill the distance between to touch, to make what is absent, present. +A black man roaming the streets freely And nobody bats an eye. But a white man wearing dreadlocks and suddenly it's cultural appropriation. +If we have Sanctuary cities for illegal immigrants can we also have same for a legal US citizens that r bank robbers, murderers, etc ????? +I will burn the building down. +We have seen so many fantastic things happen out of this tragedy. First, we have @femfreq. Amazing advocacy. A voice that is far reaching. +I do feel for the Croatian people and I have come across some of them on the internet and they seem to be a decent people and I have also came across the Serbs who seem to jump into bed with loyalists . +#VousEcoutez #NowPlaying Donald Byrd & 125th Street, N.Y.C. - Sexy Dancer #yurzradio Enjoy music from #Reims +Siting In The Studio Y'day To Celebrate @IAMDJ_YB 's Bday Just Showed Me A Lot & Reminded Me Where I Strted From & With Whom I Strted With +These face masks from Sally's are fucking killinnnngggg for my skin ☺ +RT @_laddieD: These hoes sad man +why did god make hinduism ? to not have to deal with fucking brown people . +"I had the time of my life last night at Relay For Life when @anikalroy and I ""successfully"" did the Dirty Dancing lift." +i hate my 3rd grade self i shaved half of my eyebrow off, cuz my dad kept a razor in the shower and i thought girls shaved their face too + +you ain't a real nigga without goal a to chase and a yellow bone bitch w/ some toes to paint +INCELSforSCIENCE: I finally found the link between monkeys and humans the woman +Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy. Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean! ♪ ♥ +So happy and excited that @DDDeshields decided to stay at Tennessee. Next year is gonna be one great season. 👌 🍊 #LadyVols +"I must be #tired or something that I #read ""therapist"" as ""the rapist"". Lol. #samespellingifputtogether" +You don't realized what you had until you fucked up and lost it 😕 +It's easier to draw now that I'm doing it every day. Not all are great, some are stick figures, but damn it feels good. +Can @a @e or @u tell us if this is the REAL @RealJamesWoods if not and we can convince him to #SPEAKFREELY can he have this account? +I've always hated effeminate males, queers and feminists. +What is a birth defect in an Asian person? They are born with their eyes open. +I hate it when women say the wrong name during sex. My name's "Noel"... not "No". +what do you call a muslim woman who gets an abortion ? a hero preventing future terrorism . +Syrian civilians are bombed daily by their own government and fascist leader and y'all don't think the U.S. should intervene? Can't relate +He's a really good writer. +Players MUST allow IEBC to execute its mandate per LAW otherwise be guilty to killing free, fair and credible election #RailaPlanningChaos +"some guy was walking by me, stopped beside of me & whispered ""i'm miserable"" then kept walking. idk what to think about that." +RT @CapoToHeaven Niggas will cheat and not even know that bitch name. That shit aint cheating. +Anybody On Here A Big SURVIVOR Fanatic Richard Hatch and Rudy Still Cracks Me Up Especially Rudy I Always Loved And Enjoyed Him When He Was On SURVIVOR #SURVIVOR1 +which one does n't belong : a star , a black man , an ornament , and a candy cane ? the star , because all of the rest are property . +what do you call a black jew ? the one who survived the cremation . +Did everyone forget about Sinjar? The city is ISIS held and seems to have been forgotten about. +When black people jerkoff.... Is it considered slavebaiting or masterbaiting +What’s the difference between an American teenage girl and a Muslim teenage girl? The American teenage girl gets stoned before sex! +how can you tell when romanians have moved into your area ? paki 's get car insurance . +Orange blue yellow green white brown black If you lock this you suck cock autobot +I'm not a misandrist but when men get kicked in the balls they should get up off the ground and get back to work! +PULL UP @ #MuseumBarTONIGHT SHIT WILL BE LIT ASF!!!!!! #InfiniteEnt #InfiniteQueenz +Sure, send me an IM on Goodreads or here telling me your Goodreads ID so I can invite you to join it . +I'm much happier as a financially secure adult than as a kid in a paycheck to paycheck household (and I had great parents, just no $$$) +Seems to me that aluminum is lighter , softer , more prone to distortion , and creates more friction , as well as corroding more easily . +I dont know whether to welcome you or laugh at you . +I allowed to their acquaintance begun, for a crowd of friendship for we shall always spoken of their engagement with difficulty +Fascism's anti-communism is a quality meme that you should spread, because it's true. +#USAA just announced that it will cover active duty paychecks by giving their members no interest loans for their pay if the shutdown continues till 1 Feb. USAA is a GREAT bank. +What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? My penis. +Allah must be the one true god After all, the universe did start with a Big Bang. +What do you call all of the whites in mars? Doomsday on Earth +Walking down the street in a predominantly African-American section of Boston... Man:: Hey, do you know where XYZ corner is? Me:: No, sorry. Man:: Well, you can't ask those black people. They tell you the wrong thing. +I lowkey fucked up the footage of my movie now I need to buy a $150 plugin to fix it my producer's probably gonna kill me 😭 I just wanna kms +Stop killing people you fucking twats❤ #PrayForSaintPetersburg +Me:: I taught my kids today that some men can't handle when women are as smart or smarter than them. Male teacher:: Not anymore, right? Me:: Are you kidding? Him:: You really think still? After school, with students present (I am a woman teacher). Made me feel like nothing I teach my students will make people like him go the eff away. +When will Cthulhu awaken? When he's done messing with Japanese children +I was just curious as to know what country everyone 's ancestors came from in SF . +Went to the tutoring sitting in my own row Everyone avoided me its over +With all the focus on quality def. players I think the depth at WR is overlooked. Lots of very good players down the board getting zero hype +I don't understand my dad's liking for domestic humor. He beats me. +@stinachase hoe ass nigga lmao +A little exercise never hurt anyone. Exept for the people in the Boston Marathon. +What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? Your Mum can't take a joke. +White Americans complain about lack of Natives playing Natives in entertainment media but in retrospect it's their fault we don't have many to choose from. +Being called a "Russian bot" these days is the equivalent of being called a child rapist, and when it happens like this over and over, again and again, and you're not a Russian bot, something should be done legally. +Whats the diffrence between a suicide vest and a feminist? A suicide vest actually achieves something when triggered +Lol, what I look like waiting on another nigga bitch.😂😂😂 +Accident, left lane blocked in #I170 on I-170 SB at Brentwood Blvd, stop and go traffic back to Olive Blvd, delay of 8 mins #STLtraffic +Dude. @AshleySmashlaay and @rachellemaust video has me all kinds of fucked up🙄 +Female privilege #42 When a "nerdish" female posts a completely irrelevant sheet of her breast feeding she gets praised, if any of us men do the same thing about our masturbation habits and compare it to big macs, calories etc we would be called creeps, this is modern feminism, my fellow gentlemen. +I like my jokes like I like my dick Small and super dark +I've taken to call myself either `` European '' , `` half-Irish '' , or `` Irish-American '' . +This was just on the news : Apparently the negro left a cigarette butt behind at the other house he attempted to break in to complete with his DNA . +When did you stopped growing Edit:And how tall are you now? +will there be identical funerals for patty duke and her cousin ? +Wonder how Mark Webber would feel only being remembered as the really tall bloke that partnered Sebastian Vettel 😄 #whodareswin +Dear diary, Today I finally fucked my neighbors Kelly and Sarah. I know they were born yesterday, but I’ve been horny since for a threesome +Me:: Um, she's a person, not an object... Friend:: Oh come on, I'm sure if a hot redhead came onto you you wouldn't say no. Me:: Because she was cool and pretty, not because she's an object... Friend:: But you wouldn't say no. I am a bisexual who prefers women. We don't automatically throw ourselves at any attractive woman we see, we don't just think in terms of sex, and I don't like being used to justify someone else's sexism. +@holeschak COURTNEY CAN GO AWAY TOO GOD DAMN I HATE THAT BITCH +I did n't realize we were offending you by pointing out how often Asians and Jews get surgery to look more White . +i 'm black , and i really hate it when my white friend does n't answer my calls . i guess some old habits never die . white man always leaving me hangin ' +Black Lives Matter Lock this post if you disagree. +I had a suicidal friend once “had” +THEY MADE 13 REASONS WHY INTO A FUCKING SHOW ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!! +What never eats but is always alive? The children in Africa. +why does a lion lick his ass after eating a nigger ? to get rid of the bad taste in his mouth . +my teacher did n't believe me when i said i had pets so i showed her a picture of my fish tank . [ x - post from r / jokes ] she freaked out when she saw how many dogs i could fit in there . +i saw a black guy walking down the road with a t.v. today . and i thought to myself " hey that could be mine ! " , then i remembered mine was at home shining my boots . +You can't giggle and applaud a woman raping a boy and abhor a man raping a girl without supporting double standards and a general lack of principle. +Why did the feminist cross the road? What was she doing outside the kitchen any way! +Damn it took the Breakfast Club 45 minutes to ask Troy Ave questions about Taxstone. I'm surprised they has that much restraint. +As a man you have to recognize when you fucked up. +"Prison Notes" -Corneliu Codreanu "For my Legionaries" -C. Codreanu +"@PRAYINGFORHEAD: “@macklemroe: Stop bringing weird niggers into my mentions! @PRAYINGFORHEAD” http://t.co/cussDJesRK" +To be honest Sunderland are asking some serious questions of the Foxes. They need a slap #LCFC #LTID #COYF @LCFC +my gf 's parents called me a pedophile because i 'm and she 's it ruined our h anniversary . +Think about this: if the Jews really only wanted to create a multicultural melting pot Utopia instead of white genocide, why do they constantly agitate every group in order to keep them stirred up against us? +"He a bitch for hitting that hoe" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +It's not just blacks that fall after a good uppercut or direct to the chin , but these two are well fit for the blacks cause they have weaker chins than whites +Drinking a beer and watching #Masterchef in what can only be described as lounge wear. Life is great right now! +Judging by these responses in r/videos female on male rape is a very common problem that is almost never discussed +If you really want to be red / black pilled just go make a tinder or OKC with an ugly girl you know IRL +A movie for the Incel community You Incels should watch 'Hitch' with Will Smith. +It is a good language to learn and is related to all other Slavic languages . +Like I Said I'm No Way Promoting A One World Government Or Condone A New World Order I Just Want To Make That Clear With Everyone OK.... +Women internalize stress more than men. Women in high stress jobs have a 40% greater risk of heart disease. - @ariannahuff #WITW +"@blanchetting my favourite moment is when holly says she's from middlesbrough and one of them goes ""SHE'S NAE GEORDIE"" i fucking choked" +Well good luck and I have it bookmarked and will check back every so often . +You know when your planned timeline is fucked up constantly. Tragic part- I cannot do anything about it. #Messeduptimeline +Islam is simply an excuse to rape, murder, loot, practice bigotry, sexism and hatred. The prophet Mohamed designed it to get thugs to follow +RT @BritMilan_: Who did y'all niggas give y'all hearts to for y'all to be so cold hearted 🤔 +Just slept with a species from another genus. (A corpse counts as another genus, right? Riiight?) +Omm episodes 9 & 10 of 13 reasons why had me fucked up +I find it amusing that in the "worst male/female double standards" askreddit thread, the top 10 comments at least all pertain to men's issues. +Why is everybody in Japan skinny? We all know what happened last time they had a fat man... +I am on No Fap Currently I am thinking I will wank it in the end just before I do, but I will probably give in, fuck no fap is depressing. +I can't be racist... I have a black man on my family tree! He's still hanging there! +Globalists and Deep State had an ugly baby together and its name is Twitter. +I love flirting with money don't no other bitch get my time or my eye😏😏 +My friend has anhidrosis. He had to cancel our plans today because of the heat. I said to him, "don't sweat it." +People that jump a red light irritate the fuck out of me. Now I must nearly die because you wanna be stupid. Nah. +What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut up onions +what do you call a baby with down syndrome that 's past it 's due date ? a baked potato +Just because I'm an introvert doesn't mean I'd bother with you if I were an extrovert +I hate hoes +I may be right handed But when it comes to child porn im ambidextrous +I'm not sure where this post would belong but please help. +Netflix is great but I find Vudu best if you want a new movie that just came out. +For those still clinging to the horrible D3R meme: the Democrats don't really care whether or not you are a racist +Bitches bitches bitches +Wenger out Enough is enough, being an incel is hard enough on its own +DV Sameed the 7 stone speccy kunt, he hates it! +Dolphins are the most friendly animals. They even smile when they're dead. +Some bitches curve game be too serious +Is there any feature of your face/body you actually LIKE? +Pretty sure I got ya bitch nudes in my phone nigga +Women say they want to be valued for something other than their vaginas Except for the fact that their vaginas are the single only thing of value they have, its not like they're kind or smart, they literally want men to pretend that they have these qualities that they dont actually have, just to stroke their already gigantic egos +give me your most transphobic jokes . i do nt know any good ones , feel like bringing them up at parties +Photos: Gunmen kidnap wife of Edo State Oil and Gas Commission Chairman https://t.co/mAqAsvzZOK https://t.co/XfDIwd5i0p +I'm using Adobe CS5 rn and it's like stepping into a time machine. This is amazing. I don't remember it being this useless. This is absurd. +RT @Coop_oz: I'm Tryna be like steez 💯 bro got dem hoes rir +careers +spread love ~ thank you for the first year. goodnight and i love you. 💖 #1YearWithNCT #1YearWithNCTU +george michael : i 'm gon na end with something big carrie fisher : hold my drink +No watching TV for the family since @SKYserves fucked up! Gave 48-72 hrs timeframe well, way beyond that! Terrible customer service! Switch! +“@My_Fish_Died: You dammn Weed potheads are annoying af on Twitter” weed and pot are the same thing faggot +Id sell you all out to get a hot white girl tbh Just being honest guys; id go back on everything i ever said if i could get a hot white girl +Princess Diana was washing her hair when she died Her head and shoulders were al over the windscreen +My wife has mutism.... Now she literally can't say no! +This thread should've been retitled to "Sub 8 males, do you think you'll lose your virginity anytime soon?" +As a chinese proverb once said.. Light a fire near a homeless man and you keep him warm for the night. Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life. +My best friends are trynna fix me and my yapping ass mouth so I can keep the good folks I love around. They want me happy n I dig it +I sometimes practice my arguments on Blacks , I have gotten 2 of them ranting about Jews to all of their friends . +There's levels. Ugly, and then Fugly. As in Fucking Ugly. +The Daesh are getting too thin on manpower to hold all the fronts where they need to fight. Bombing does have an effect. +So this jewish girl walks up to me and asks for my number I replied, "I'm sorry but we work with names here." +how is racial equality like santa ? people want to believe in it but it will never actually exist . +What if I told you that owning a gun for self defence and competitions is completely normal? +That's crazy. +i just fell in love with a bitch with a stupid bootyyyyyy 😩😩😩😩😜😜😜😜😍😍😍😍😘😘 +Anyone have a link for actual analytical, non-partisan studies on the effectiveness of The Wall? +Don't play both sides of the fence. Either you fucking with me or you not. +I ate a monkey. #AndNowIHaveEbola +THAT GOAT IS EVIL. DONT TRUST THAT GOAT! Imma Seduce it. >:I DONT DO IT! Im Gunna do it~ NOOOOOO! +I'm sick of these fake ass people that call themselves my friends. +These hoes out here beefing bout as important as these hoes out here queefing. Y'all blowing vaginal wind back & forth. STFU & GET MONEY! +RT @sorryimalex: I got called a faggot for buying girl toms so now I'm gonna fuck that person in the ass +Accident, center lane blocked in #OldWestbury on Northern State Pkwy EB at I-495, stop and go traffic back to Willis Ave, delay of 4 mins +What disease scares the most tourists away from Africa? The locals +tfw you try to be more "normal" and talk to a girl tfw she keeps calling you "dude" JUST BE CONFIDENT THEY SAID +Antimony is the element of sloth. The people of the Antimony Nation are capable of adapting to many things. They are peaceful and rich. +I dunno, probably gettin' fucked in the ass or somethin'. +at 4:11pm: few clouds -> broken clouds temperature up 12°C -> 13°C humidity down 57% -> 54% wind 3kmh -> 10kmh +No one likes you because you're smart and transgender. It's so intimidating! +And the only person to stop and check if the old man was alright was what looks like the only white on the station . +@Chefboyrnach Vegeta a super hoe then. But he did snack Goni up something fierce during Buu saga :wow: +I Spend 3 Hours a Day Consciously Denouncing My Oneitis Trying to convince myself that we would not work together as a cope +What do you get when you throw a molotov into a gay pride parade? An LGBTBBQ +Just played a game with my friends! We raped the enemy team harder than the Bangladesh teens +On that momentous day , this December 2012 : IMPERIUM EUROPA WAS LAUNCHED On The Sacred Island of Melita : At a Sacred Space , a Sacred Site , a Solar Temple : Pre-Christian , thousands of years old High ground greeting the Rising Sun Mystical Aura . +Why do people keep saying @girlposts steals tweets?! Even if she does, leave her alone. No one asked for your opinion. 😇😉 +Niggas be tryna fuck the next nigga bitch not knowing their bitch the next nigga bitch +Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs. Ethiopia football match? Egypt 8, Ethiopia Didn't +If you didn't vote and you don't have a damn good excuse ("i had dysentery ") you can go ahead and move to mars you are dead to me +Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the nazi party! 💣 +What the fuck is this bitch nasally insufflating!! +What do you do after tasting the world's softest 🐱 Put the diaper back on +I don't know the last time I read or watched the news And it's irrelevant. +What's the difference between police and feminists? The police contribute to society. +I bet a digital nuclear bomb would go off if someone posted "not me" and asked men to share if they've never assaulted anyone. +What’s the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me I fly the drones +Ran into Rosie today crazy. She lives out in San Francisco now. Looks like we'll be catching up soon 🤘 +What’s the difference between my grandpa and me? My grandpa doesn’t have sex with my grandma anymore. +Goddamn you half-Japanese girls +and i feel like im ethier coming off as annoying or the person just dosnt care. and i understand if they arent intersted but it fucking suck +I need to stop drinking coke. It's fucking w my health fr +Millions of them coming over will push our already-struggling infrastructure past breaking point . +"I like to randomly ask my colleagues, ""hey you guys, remember how creepy Salad Fingers was?"" @shapeways" +Dont quote me on it , im pretty sure open carry of a long gun in texas is legal . +Block List Checker: great tool allows you to see if feminists have added you to the notorious Twitter blocklists (and your ranking too) +and now Liverpool have lost their most direct player. 🎵 i see top 4 (slipping away) 3x I see top 4 slipping away like Stevie Gerrard🎵 +Love seeing pro athletes laugh and smile during their games. After all the work and ups & downs getting there, they still love the game +16th January 1982 Britain & the Vatican resume diplomatic relations after 447 years. +History Today had a good write up about it.They pointed out that the left wing writers and historians have twisted the actual events to their favour . +I love spending weekends with my friends but I cannot wait to spend next weekend all cuddled up with Khloe and watching movies +What do black people and black jokes have in common? Most are bad, but there are a few good ones. +Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other, "Hey. I think we fucked this joke up." +It occurs to me, nature can be unfair to me too +Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you. +Modern women are so used to privilege and special treatment.. ..equal treatment sounds like oppression and discrimination to them. +When you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees... … +what do you call a black person with a swollen knee ? a knee grow . ^^^pls ^^^kill ^^^me +Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 yr old child crying? It was having a midlife crisis +its so hot and my parents don't want to get me out of here but yet everyone has been out of the house today except me im dying bye +We are passionate about this. We have the experience & are surrounded by a great & supportive industry. Thank you for all your support. ❤️😘 +I heard Leonardo DiCaprio wants to make #CaptainPlanet - if he needs a #screenwriter... or like a pa... 🙋#savetheplanet #shameless 🤷‍♀️🍻 +RT @adampena75: I hate when people get ass hurt for stupid stuff😏 +Smile! You're so beautiful, why aren't you smiling? +What do you call an Ethiopian with a bag of rice Set for life +sperm cells millions of sperm cells were swimming up the urethra and out of the body . they were all looking forward to being the one . " let 's get her pregnant , let 's get her pregnant , " they all chanted . one sperm yelled , " hold up , but how am i supposed to find an egg in all this shit ? " +Of course I'm attracted to Pamela Anderson! What normal man wouldn't be? +why did the redneck cross the road ? he could n't get his dick out of the chicken . +what do you call a black buddhist ? a chimp monk +Nippin these Clarke Motel bitches...they get free pizza EVERY DAY and don't tip shit. Also never give us any business. Game is over. +@neekers_92 @newsmanbluesman Why am I not shocked that she's a big Kesler fan. #fuckyoukesler #eatshitkesler +Wow she is beautiful and a WN , I like her seig heil salute we need more women like this , she is very beautiful indeed . +So, how do you like your humor? Milky, lightly roasted or still picking cotton? +Pity Nationalists in Britain are busy fighting each other as opposed to uniting and pushing the cause to a wider audience . +Football would drive you insane. I'm getting fucking blitzed tonight! Brutal. +My girlfriend broke up with me coz I stole her wheelchair But I knew she'd come crawling back to me. +I can see real similarities between our #cat & Dory. I need to go inside/wow that blade of grass looks interesting/I need to go inside +i 'm glad the shooting at aurora theater happened . those kids'll be finding batman much more relatable . +"""Could you stop eating & fucking pay attention to me"" Bout had a heart attack 😂😂" +I travel a lot and have often thought what a waste it is for hotel soap and shampoos. This is a wonderful organizati…https://t.co/uUcDCyNh5h +My wife recently gave birth to our first child. After birth I asked the doctor when could we have sex. He said, "Maybe you should at least wait until she's a teenager." +ima groovy type nigguh +NYC...Happy? >As for the accent, dude, I'd kill for it. [...] That includes this. +how do you make a little girl cry twice ? rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear +idk how some people can drink every fucking night...get a life. +@heydenbunsyolo @jordan536633 @bird_lovin yea native and black proud then a bitch +An if u aint a hoe get up out my trap hoooouusssee!!!! +Can't wait to show all my friends my ghetto-fabulous ride. She needs a name...something ethnic....Laquisha? +Gotta love rednecks. Loud, stupid, stubborn, and full o schitt. +US lawmakers want ‘stealthing’ classified as rape (xPost from r/news) +@JayBilas Great stuff on M&M this morning. Of all of the knowledge dropped, I'm most curious about The beard companies... +what did the homeless man get for christmas ? hypothermia . +I need a bitch +Glossary of female disorders and hardships * Incel = Cannot get the 9/10 multimillionaare giga Chad to be in a commiteed relationship with them (but can get pumped and dumped by him) * Social Anxiety = Can only work up the courage to approach 10 Chads a week instead of 100 like other girls * Depression = Chad is taking too long to text back Feel free to add more +.@KnigjtRudy Dr. Emanuel is a pompous,liberal fool.All he does is interrupt & spout his ridiculous views.Don't want to see this idiot on FOX +“If you want the job done right, you have to do it yourself” -Anthony Bourdain +How early is too early to call a PR for a quote @garmarbkk ? Need to call her phone as her inbox is full and email bounces. +"RT @DirtyDenni: I Needa Bitch Who Gon Lemme Cheat With A Bad One And Tell Me ""It Ain't Kheatin If We Both Onnat"" 🙊🙃" +i seen a nigga dressed to impress, hop out da bus n a bitch wit a phatty, get off at his stop too. Say somethin...GOD THROWIN U DA LOB +What are the major fish and game species of the region ? +Response from a UCLA blowhard ... Oh shut the hell up you bumbling , incompetent hack . +.@pepsi With that said, my heart is hurting for the people of Syria. My thoughts are with those who have been affec… https://t.co/x0xWAe12i0 +K guys need ur prayers and good vibes again I'm getting tested tomorrow on everything I've learned in the past 2 years to get my license!!!! +When you secretly hate how fucked things got between you and another +How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding. Feminists can't change anything. +What do you call a cheap circumcision A Rip off. +Clearly there is a need for more alternative media in this country . +thESE FUCKING DIGGERS ARE SHAKING THE HOUSE GO AWAY +What does the retarded kid order at a restaurant Some fucking aspebergers +I have green eyes as well , but mine have a blue ring around the outside . +And im not informed that they went to vietnam, yuta was sooo fine there i cri stabbb me i dont deserve that guy *lurks in the corner* +Fags are a big problem , they are recruiting our kids , in the schools that we pay for . +This is only one way to fight "yes means yes": Religious discrimination +Where the fair and reasonable women at? Not these self righteous I deserve the world without working for it Cuz I got a pussy bitches. +RT @exlibris: I have an embarrassment of bitches +How do you kill a fox? *You make it run across Canada* +You know Rag Race fucked you over when you have a 3 hour nap on your birthday +@momo_mohsin @shivangijoshi10 Nairas flash back!!! Kairas lovely memories!!!😍😍😍 #beautifuljournery https://t.co/P8aI0Yi0TX +@garcialaura_ haha ya hit that hoe right there +Taking pictures is easy when you are not squint Fuck my eye area, it's not fair not only my eyes, my whole body sucks. +My first post on gab.ai I will follow MAGA and Trump supporters!❤️🇺🇸 God Bless the USA MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎅🏼🤶🎁 No Kneelers No Dems No Snowflakes No Socialists No Communists +Call me Vin Diesel Because when I rape women I go fast and furious +I Don't Care Anymore Screw it all I'm ugly, there is no point in caring anymore, I will probably end it at some point but for now I LDAR. +It's 2am Im trying to study in the lounge and I can hear this girl's loud ass breathing from across the room. Stop +What do spiderwebs and black people have in common? They both hang from street lights. +"this wks episode of riverdale was a god damn disaster sry... & can cheryl stop adding ""kins"" 2 the end of evrthn...its making me annoyedkins" +Got off work starving went to the grocery store came home and cooked to not even be hungry now it's done 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ +When women say most men on dating apps are ugly they are also misogynic and hate men But they don't get shamed for it like men get do. +Jews in Auschwitz (1804) [Removed] +What is the difference between alcohol and sex partners? Alcohol gets better with age FUCK I FORGOT THE NEW RULE +One good thing about Hillary's new book is that it's been the best source of humor and ridicule since November. +When the emo kid hangs himself in the bathroom And the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata. +Honestly, the bigger words help separate the middle schoolers from the college kids What's tricky is separating the "DGAF" of the 40+ crowd from the 13year olds, that's when the big words are needed most. +Yes they did , the Jews claimed that Jesus got his power from the devil to heal people of their illnesses . +I've fucked w u before & you want what used to be mine now? oh boo go ahead +Remember, this is the guy that @tarah decided was more important than the women writing her book. Tarah only cares about tarah. +Gorsuch on Supreme Court will twist Constitution & jeopardize voting rights & rule in favor of Big Business & Wealthy #makeamericagreatagain +I apologize to all the people that i love coz i got not much time to spend with ya :') lots of love 💕💕💕💕💕 +i have to be the taller older bitch +IM THE FUCKING MAN...YOU DONT GET DO YOU?🤗 #TruRebels +My chemistry teacher told my friend that her final score was 69% and I made the biggest pervert noise in the middle of class. +There is something that confuses me about slut/virgin shaming. +Repost: Is improving the economics of sex "rape?" +So my work called me in on my day off to work on a candy display. Instead of candy, I worked on decorations. Like with the man in the white van, there was no candy. Only fuck. +Until people like Hollande acknowledge that #Islam teaches murder and hatred, we will always be dealing with the symptoms, not the problem. +Hillary just started the debate with the wage gap myth It never ends. +Save Ireland has a job he works for MSI are you saying their is a more important job than trying to stop the Immigration invasion into Ireland ? +And you're MARKING THE FUCK OUT because NO WIRING!!!!!!!!!! #OOC +Please stop joking about 9/11 My father died on that plane , his last words were 'ALLAH AKBUR' +Why is Steve still happy after a break up Coz the stingray already broke his heart. +My dad died in 9/11 This comment has been edited by Power Delete Suite. +Sure, I'm here to start discussion and challenge the "That's demonizing men!!" complaint that is prevalent on this sub. [...] If that makes me a "troll" then fine. +How do you get black people out of unemployment? Hire them to get rid of the autochaderator +Spying On People Fucking At Night https://t.co/nb9HlghQyX +Cousins looking for bitches I hope RT @TheOnlyReed: THE FUCK IS THIS? http://t.co/jLrApkDlYs +What is the best thing about altzheimers? Making a new friend everyday. +How do immigrant children communicate with their parents? Cell phones +doctor and patient doctor : “ i ’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem . ” patient : “ great , how often do i have to take it ? ” doctor : “ every two hours . ” +Beyoncé’s “Masterpiece of Black Feminism” Was Produced Almost Entirely By Men [X-Post HipHopHeads] +ASHIT GOOSEBJUMPS AND FEELINGS FUCKING HIOMESTUCK WHY DO YOU DO TH IST O ME +They say they dont want to take our guns . +Most if not all incels have small heads I don't know why but there is a huge correlation between having a small head and being incel. +Fuccckkkkkkk this section about PTSD really fucked me up!!!! I felt it through the fucking dance..... #YoungMen #BalletBoyz +If humans are 70% water then Africans are only 30% human +"My mom be so worried about if mfs married or not every time I tell her someone is pregnant first thing is ""does she have a husband"" 🙄" +Say I wanted to categorize the people in this room into boys and girls... +Geoc. Long. of the #Jupiter as of Tuesday, 04.04.2017, 10h05m01.99s UT is 18°42'0''r #Libra #astrology #astronomy +Its not about going to church or being around other believers. Its about our personal relationship with Jesus. ❤ +New Obama Regulations Will Make It Harder to Hire and Promote Men +This one time this guy got mad at me because I didn't like him and called me a bitch +You are my best friend was the last thing she said as I gagged her in the dark alley. +Africa is a hole area of natural resources and only made mud huts from it ... what wild life are able to make even better huts ie birds +Blacks must police themselves Brown's must police themselves Whites must live.........and WILL LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY ! +Death from Supernatural is the best looking ugly guy I've ever seen +You are a loser @HectorBellerin!!! Fuck off to Barca!!!! +what artist the the orlando club shooters request before shooting the place up ? panic ! at the disco +Damn that's crazy to think about. I'll be a senior in college😂😂 +What do you when there's a black man bleeding to death on your front lawn? Stop laughing and reload. +Looks like the lovely lades of TrollX have a new meme, "Douchebage Darrell". +Women are like punching bags. You use them, abuse them, and sometimes beat the shit out of them. +why are there so many trees in harlem ? transportation +Does Ireland have a party that is similar to our BNP in the UK ? +what 's the deal with black people ? they 're not black and they 're barely people +We were getting pelters for not signing Ashley Williams but he is fucking trash. +Friendless incel meetup Would anyone be interested in a meetup? +Congrats to Demi Lovato for surviving the overdose. She really is a heroine. +why is today called black friday ? because everything is a steal +Or basic sociological concepts like stereotype threat +I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was intense. +So i found this super fun shooting range out here in Connecticut It's called Sandy Hook Elementary +@DancingABC to me is supposed to be ppl with no dance experience coming and learning and improving. #dwts +Pro-tip: you're going to have to get used to doing unpleasant things before all is said and done if you truly want to restore what's left of this nation. +#TuckerHighlights 1/10/18: -DACA: DEMs lie all the way while pushing population replacement -Trump sues Buzzfeed & Fusion GPS for defamation -Libertarian leaders idiotically believe Google is part of free market -#MeToo hits a 95yo Stan Lee -Commie teachers say children shouldn't have best friends +How many hollywood celebrities does ot take to screw in a light bulb? All. One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to violently rape each other. +What is the problem with fucking fourtyfour year olds? There are fourty of them. +Getting groped by pervy kikes is part and parcel of making movies in Weimerica. +i'm about to be lurking on twitter for the next week trying to find a boy who doesn't have a gf that i can take to prom tbfh +Shit is about to get real. +I believe that deep in their hearts, white people feel like blacks. When I shout "Hey, Nigger," everyone turns around. +Turns out the anti-corporate left who used to warn us about a future dystopia ruled by massive and untouchable megacorporations really didn't have a problem with any of that so long as they're run by social justice progressives. +What’s the difference between Jews and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream when it goes in the oven +It's over if you're self-aware, you will never be able to mingle at a normie event +I shall live by these 10 rules for the rest of my life as if they where the word of god . +You know your family is trashy when you talk to your parents about camwhoring like it's no biggie +give me control of a Nation’s ebook supply, and I care not who makes its laws +"feedingjoy: Dotbethune #MissionSaved - ""The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the n…" +Gotta look out for Bournemouth, we're fucked anyways this season, 5th place needed to rebuild +"""I will remove all your organs in alphabetical order"" I have never seen someone so pleased to say that ever :"")" +to whoever took my order at sonic - you fucking SUCK at your job +Where Is VRSL, that nigger owes me 10 bucks +I wish I could go back in time& fix my wrongs. I miss someone so much my heart is crushed. &They don't even want me to contact them. Painful +I doubt he'll bother emailing, but despite his past actions, no one should have to deal with shit like this. +Fortnite... The only place where you can kill autistic kids without breaking a law. +YAWN - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wake me up when they get divorced. +meredith - "mr wadhwa, i would love to broadcast this entire interview the way it is." DEAD SILENCE FROM WADHWA. +Zack Buck unpacks flaws in states' Medicaid Managed Care bidding processes. #SLU_HealthLaw #SLU_LAW https://t.co/JMOEQV1x2f +TEAEs - 6 pulmonary exacerbations in pbo, 7 in anabasum...but hey, that 75% reduction in acute annualized exacerbations, giddyup $CRBP +CONGRESSMAN WON’T SEEK RE-ELECTION The announcement by Rep. Tim Murphy of Pennsylvania comes amid revelations that the married anti-abortion lawmaker urged his mistress to get an abortion when he thought she was pregnant. +Niggas is straight hoes bruh I'ma stop fuckin with em +I love to make Oatmeal balls and put them in my mouth +Can't even get a p-value on your sample size. @darienpamplin I'm not sexist but I haven't met a single female driver that's good at parking +What’s an Asians favorite candy? Lemonheads +I am an incel who lost his mind AMA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH +Mother and daughter fucked in the kitchen https://t.co/qOTts6LOR3 +Me two years ago: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PRONOUNS Me today: I do my best to get them right but I mess up a lot I'm sorry ;; +How does color blindness kill? You fail to notice that the person walking toward you is a nigger. (stolen from 4chan) +Frat douche is salty that he got banned from our sub +however, it doesn't scale. i can use this to track up to a certain number of users. if they target a user i'm not looking at, won't work. +RT @BigNeechi: Y'all niggas wanna hate on Tony Romo for retiring with no rings but ya momma ain't ever had one either and nobody ever said… +Just do your research and as long as you take your time and have some decent shop tools you should be able to do it . +There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female... If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male. If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female. +Retard here, for every upboat I will breathe once normies pls upvote my thread XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddd +Tattoo Trends – butterflies flying away ddrawings | Latest Butterfly Tattoos on Wrist… https://t.co/ry4aZ48dMF https://t.co/9nnQaj1JEU +So are any of the cities going to have marches with fires and vandalism like when Rodney King's arresting cops were found not guilty? +im an irish n.s skin , id like to hear from any skin or nonskin n.s girls from around the world ! 88 ... +Who was Klu Klux Kenivile? I heard he tried to jump eight blacks with a steam roller. +spreading a woman 's legs is like spreading butter . it can be done with a credit card , but i prefer to use a knife . +Cops seize 500 penises. They claim there's no hard evidence +why are muslim women so good at fighting ? not only can they attack with a low jab , they can attack with their hijab . +What is the worst part of being pedophile? You can't do the 69 position +us college guys we like them young y is for your little sister o is for oh , so tight u is for underage n is for no consent g is for grab her pussy +i can't help it i would like to see regime change in Iran i just don't want America to do it but i am rooting for the Iranians to overthrow the mullahs how could i not? +Life is all about iois and validation If you don't get validation it's over tbh tbh tbh +The "M" in Hitler stands for mistakes +Whats the difference between Anne Frank and a fleshlight My fleshlight is tighter +What's something a white person can say to a white person, but a white person can't say to a black person? You're hired. +Thank goodness for #Tibetans! #CTA should have done this. https://t.co/K5SGyI4d9t #TibetanBuddhism #Shangrila… https://t.co/02OIJmVTEM +Rewards go to those who get things done, not to those with the best excuses. +AskReddit will downvote you for questioning why feminists gave the concept of "toxic masculinity" such a sexist, accusatory name. +What's the difference between an apple and a child? I don't jizz on apples before I eat them. (My friend told me this one a while back, I hope this isn't retold often here). +How am I supposed to learn to treat women like human beings when not a single one will talk to me? +My dad went to church to go pray Fukin dumb ass lmao +Not really a rights issue but seems profound nonetheless... A very feminist friend of mine is going through a hard time recently and last time I saw her she said: "I'm beginning to realize people are the problem, not men." +I'm off work, where the naked hoes and alcohol? +I just finished 13 Reasons Why and want to throw up, that show just fucked me up +"@JayWCobb Where's ""leadership are idiots who have no idea what they're doing"" ?" +Fuck the club. Especially Dallas clubs. Nothing but stank pussy and thirsty niggas. +We can split a dessert. That way you won't feel guilty. +Temp: 59.9°F Wind:4.5mph Pressure: 30.03mb Falling slowly Rain Today 0.00in. Forecast: Unsettled, precipitation later +Makes one wonder how we managed to stop the Armada.. ? +Is she my kind of hoe or nae "@LissetElisa: Its ok you a hoe anyways 😊" +Why did the girl resent getting raped in the face? It left assaulty taste in her mouth. +Family fights to ban USDA wildlife trap that killed their dog, injured son https://t.co/H6ExLmVZLl via @HuffPostGreen +All these bitches wanna fuck on a thug + votes my girlfriend said if this gets votes we 'll try anal . so please do n't vote , her strap on is huge and it really scares me . +When have you ever seen a monster with blue eyes? +what do you call a feminist with half a brain ? gifted . +i raped my daughter and she got pregnant... tell me, am i a grandfather now or am i the father, is my daughter her/his sister or the mother? +What do you call a girl with no tits? You don't call her. +what do you call the extra skin around a vagina ? a woman . +Let's see, got broken up with, rejected from a research position, and I entered the wrong routing number to pay my rent and it over drafted. +The enemy the news media on TV wants u 2b in the dark &4us2 watch the raindrops fall as they kill our president as they destroy our country as they try divide Us by race &our political stance so they can conquer us So stand together with your neighbors no matter what color they r or what Party &pray +.@POTUS What is America's Foreign Policy (Dammit)! Ask General McMaster to explain this article for you! https://t.co/VRSDZHBQKK +I'm here and I'm hiding because I am literally wearing spoilers for the announcement. :P +Life can be a bitch at the most unexpected times but eventually you'll always come out on top with the right attitude +Jeffrey Donaldson talking about IS throwing gays off roofs. Funny how his party doesn't recognise gays as equal in Northern Ireland??????. +.@TigerClaud @Auragasmic blocked me so I blocked her...evidently she stopped defending sexual harassment of students long enough to unblock? +Guys really shouldn't catcall Women get enough undeserved validation as is. +So Whites in the next generation are only 20 % of the population ... in their own homelands . +And this where huge dust clouds exist in space , which scrub each other and even produce giantic lightnings. +@Cernovich Still not sure. Trump warned Russia that he was gonna do it, so it's most likely calculated. We'll just have to wait and see. +Elon Musk sent the spaceX to the moon now hes sending a submerine to the thai boys. come on Elon call it spaceY. +Why are all the minorities good at running? The slow ones end up in jail +What do you call a black man in New York? King Kong +Every time something like #Charolettesville happens, a massive red-pilling occurs. +Worst thing about Keith Stroud is that you can't even give him a childish name that rhymes with his. The useless cunt +I used to be a chad, then i lost all confidence and body weight and women hate me, idk what to do anymore, i haven't spoken to a girl properly for 4 years +Harvard got the worst hoes cheerleading in America +Lord save me from the hurt feelings of men in tech whose ideas have been challenged. +It's weird to see Arnold Schwarzenegger come out against nazis in the media when he's a lebensborn himself. +What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of rocks? You can't unload rocks with a pitchfork. +SJWs attack an open source video game for depicting cartoon women wearing bathing suits at the beach +I like to butt fuck fine ladies. Will I choke hold a bitch? Well maybe #55 +Honestly I can't even keep up with all the sexist #Thor tweets right now. I hope Lady!Thor is butch as hell and marries Wonder Woman +What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair Rolaids +Hey Fam, I'm clueless on GAB, can you DM here? +RT @XANSHAWTY: There's too much groupie bitches. Hard to come across girls who aren't overly social and friendly with everyone. +I almost took out a dozen of them fighting in the street the other night . +@SteveMartinToGo careful, they might try to queer ya! +It's okay, I have gay friends. +What do Jews usually get at veding machines? Coins from the change slot Thing: not dark, but racist so didn't know where to put it. +No joke, when I started posting on Reddit regularly +Dark humor is like food Not everyone has it. +"As long as she realizes she's not gonna look as pretty as she usually works. This character is kind of a mess." +RT @Honey_GotBunns: @1stBlocJeremiah lmfaoo NEVER I be Dolo , I dont got no niggas, & for my old hoes FUCK ALL THEM 👊😂😂😂 +damn everyones been flaking on me this week. this is so depressing hahahahaa fml +Cause we all mind our businesses , stay to ourselves , get out money & you hoes still manage to try to play with us 😂🤦🏾‍♀️ +I mean u gotta appreciate a guy's ability to play through injury but if you're a liability to ur team, you gotta sit yourself on the bench! +As a Lifelong Denver Broncos Fan....I will Offcially say ...FUCK OFF ! +The Negro is generally terrified of Whites , the second you stand up to them they usally back away , thats unless they 're carrying a gun at which point the savages are rarely reluctant to use . +Joe you are the most self imprisoned person I have yet to meet . +So there are real criminals who wear police uniforms to commit crimes. And real police who commit crimes in plain clothes. Choices choices +OMGGGGG...!!!! Nigga said Jerry ... black bitch. +Hey can anybody tell me how I can view TRUMP TV and when it's going to be launched and more stuff in general like that I would really appreciate it because I'm getting back into covering Politics +so i tried to paint my computer black to make it run faster . but now it does n't work at all . +Why is life a game? Because you can end it anytime. +Fucked around and ran it up then I fucked around and lost it all +"nothing will ever make me laugh as much as Coach Bolton yelling ""What the heck are those two doing in a tree!?"" while running down the aisle" +Did you know that there are no Walmarts in Syria? Just Targets +I got my own legacy bitches, fuck yall legacy @ChavoDaGreat @JacobRyanBruhn +Fuck a nigga feelings, fuck a nigga bitch. +RT @Boobah_: These hoes be fucking all of us niggas. I got news for all the monogamous niggas, yo bitch fucking anonymous niggas +“@Iamjayla__: @WB_Pooh_3x Bol that called the girl a bitch”Oharrd coo I'm both of them tho 😎👌💯 +LOOKSISM Eating burger as Chad == Manly strong Eating burger as incel == disgusting slob +fucking hate it when im napping n people calls me, mampos siang sia aku terkejut psl org call +RT @ballerlifee: I took the hoe to burger king😂😂✋✋ +If she can pee She's old enough for me. +What’s similar between a 14 year old girl and the foetus inside of her? They’re both thinking “Oh shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!” +"i hate when boys call girls ""easy"" like shut the fuck up Tommy you'd have sex with anything that has a pulse and two eyes fuck outta here" +Peter was drafted to the army , as he said . +What’s the best time to pick up hot young chicks Recess +I know Vox is persona non grata aroud here but if I may say so the Alt Hero stuff looks kinda cool. +Black people are just as equal as any other race +There is an entire episode of a young girls tv show dedicating to making fun of short guys • r/short +The fact that asexuals are going to end up alone makes me so sad.... I just don't understand what would bring them together with someone with out a physical attraction. +@ShotMoistBoyce you be fucking with to many hoes . +News: "Scots throw away £560 worth of food each every year" Maybe McDonald's should stop putting salad in their burgers. +The only legit redpill is early marriage at the age of 18 to another virgin 18 year old girl before entering college and tying each other down with pregnancy and childbirth through the years ^Truth +Big black bitches out here arguing +WHEN NORMIES SEND THEIR PEOPLE THEYRE NOT SENDING THE BEST +I wish I would argue with a nigga or a bitch imma just laugh at ya ass +Save yourself from all the lies of the beautiful people It's time to run from the lies of the beautiful people +Gotta love the fictional characters normans make up The 5'4" balding indian with a potbelly who's balls deep in pussy because of his "game".....or the 6 foot handsome white guy who can't get girls because he's "too shy" +"""I didnt"" I asked her again and again until she told the truth, but instead she pushed me. She started going for another push but i was able" +Happy Birthday yo the amazingly talented @Chris_Meloni 🎂 hope you are enjoying your special well deserved day.🤘🏾🙂👍🏾 +How do the Germans live with their guilt? Pretty well, it's not them who were gassed. +What is a black guy’s greatest fear? Positive. +I live in a world of my own that I singlehandedly created by creating music that has generated billions Happy belated april fools @katyperry +Don't even attempt to leave the crib shit nasty out there +Still early, but Lamont Wade, Mark Allen, DeAndre Thompkins, KJ Hamler and Josh McPhearson have been handling punt return practice. +I wonder where we got linked this time Lots of MUH MASC DOM and MUH CONFIDENCEE copers on here. +Ok how about I post a cool song that will cool us off : YouTube - Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger - With Lyrics Now come on people lets make some progress . +do you know why snape never taught herbology ? because he could n't keep his lilly alive . +June let his PS4 in law getting taken from him without getting a single game of cod in. Fucking pussy. +Reminder: Technology evolves at an exponential rate so hang in there incels, realistic VR waifus and AI are coming. +If a girl warns you about her ex, just listen. Especially if you know the girl & your friend is close with her & is telling you he's crazy. +A classic! @RyanWHuck For those that care I love women im not sexist. I make jokes. Sorry. +I'm getting used to the radio playing with out you singin along but I'll never get used to you being gone 🎶 +How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles? Nail it's other hand to the ground. +Tarheel for life.👣👣We who were raised in the Valley of the Mountains. #southernbelle #unc #NCGirl Carolina leading mad sports huh this year. +Damn it, I made $35 on tinder from stupid dudes and now I'm banned :-( +2% of AARP 3.8 million members self-identify as #LGBTQ, making it one of the largest LGBTQ pop'n in a member org #FF2017 #GreyPower #Seniors +The Alt-Right didn’t START this WAR but we sure as HELL will FINISH it‼️#GoodnightAntifa +What did the Chinese man say when someone asked him if he got St. Patrick's Day off? Irish. +"you are worth fuck all unless you ARE someTHING, or you DO something" - This is a large and very important part of Men's Rights, right here. +Theres things worse than being a virgin For instance my internet fuckin sucks and im not the only one using it so i have to play my games with lag spikes and it honestly makes me rage so bad, i couldnt care less about being a virgin if i had a decent connection REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +How do you spell “Gaped Urethra?” Sound it out. +Peope are so sick , I seriously hate this one person with a passion , chat shit but get shitty bum in person !! @BRATAVIO destroyed you !!! +Have any of you experienced a moment in a conversation when someone finally "gets it" and understands what's happening in society? +Who are your favourite and least favourite incels my favourite: alia harkonnen least favourite: gambler +Celtics lose and it was not good. They get their rude awakening that the Cavs are in fact on a different level and LeCoast is real. +Assistant:: I've never dated a white woman. I've dated Asian, Black, Native American, Latina. Boss 1:: Oh so you're into the more exotic types? Boss 2:: Native American? Where'd you find one of those? A conversation between my bosses (two high powered Hollywood producers) and their assistant (a white male) had during a meeting which I (an African American female) attended. Made me feel angry at the perpetuation of White as the status quo in beauty. Made me feel like I didn't have a voice because they were talking about women like me as if they were outsiders. +Need a way to switch btwn sets of tabs. Have a bunch of tabs open for a WoW addon I'm writing that creates goog calendar for garrison. +Advice. Never ever!! leave your dog in your chinese friend's house. +a gooseberry is a skeina butchery considers a ligament: manic-depressive and watery: Riemannian and overworked +We know what kind of man #Jaejoong is and how much he care for us, can I ask everyone pls delete the girl in coma image, we must protect her +A Haiku This sub makes me lol. You all are feeding the troll. I’m a guilty white. +The Matt McGill Morning Show with Maze Jackson starts Monday, April 3, 2017! Mornings will never be the same!... https://t.co/jnRWdso9ut +What is the most banana consuming house in America ? The White House. +What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor +the mom acts like a bitch doe like ok ur losing ur memory but don't be a cunt to ur daughter +"Birdman" is more racist, misogynist trash masquerading as high art. Skip. +like in the beginning of the game i was like she's cute!!! and throughout the whole game i just slowly started to like her less :( :( :( +I just got pissed shut off the Queen omg I was jammin too. Imma need a Mary J concert in my car later @djenvy +How far do you go into the forest before you start coming out? +person tied to bed: "Let me go or I'll kill you!" +Data Collective and SynBioBeta founder John Cumbers launch a seed stage biotech funding https://t.co/uxFNXbMZs9 +Racist incidents in Ireland up by 85 percent says Immigrant Council | Irish News | IrishCentral Racist incidents in Ireland up by 85 percent says Immigrant Council Read more : Racist incidents in Ireland up by 85 percent says Immigrant Council | Irish News | IrishCentral Follow us : @IrishCentral on Twitter | IrishCentral on Facebook +late upload bitches +RT @PrincessChantx: Help me rinse this fucking loser!! $10 RT/$10 like. I have 1 hour! #findom #rtgame #paypig #rtpig #moneyslave… +What chatters non-stop in a school? My submachine gun +Good for you , that is not usually what happens and has nothing to do in the modern age regarding 14 year old girls +You tha hoe +my six - year - old son caught me masturbating this morning . he said , " what are you doing daddy ? " " it 's called wanking , " i replied . " you 'll be doing this soon . " " why , daddy ? " he asked . " because my arm is fucking killing me . " +What do you call an Indian with a bindi? Target practice. +I see I am not that interesting to you guys. I think it is a good idea to connect and get to know the people who are asking for #donations +Why do orphans have such a good sense of humor? It never hits too close to home +spectrum is fucking ass. Worst internet on the globe. Smh shitty asf +oh my god...i finally got the budget for my study abroad program and it's estimated to be $10,000 for 3 weeks +cut that bitch off +Pepperidge farm remembers. +I love real Mexican food So I steal my food from others. +RT @KattPacWilliams: Niggas wearing TOMS & UGGS , & bitches wearing JAYS & TIMBS. Lol, this aint what Usher meant when he said "Trading Pla… +why do abortion jokes make you laugh so much ? because they bring out the kid in you . +> it's much less accepted for women to let their acne be visible, like men might Hah, looks like you were never called pizza face in highschool. It's not accepted on either side. +I'm not surprised there are so many police around urban, minority-populated schools. I've played sports against some of those schools, and those kids are SCARY. I was afraid I'd get stabbed. I like my guts on the inside of me thank you very much. +Protip: When you jump into the mob to harass someone, and they publicly call you out as an individual in that mob, it's not the same thing. +what word starts with " n " , ends with " r ' " , and is something you never want to call a black person ? neighbor . +You can never be 100% sure what someone has been through based on their race, religion or gender, but 100% of ugly men have been abused by a female before +Allow me to apologize for my last post , as I was drinking heavily last night but you callin me a genetic lottery winner ? come on now I 've had my fair share of hard times just last week a yellow person came into my place of work and started making trouble . +I want all my hoes back +What is the Men's Rights movement doing to abolish common-law marriages? +it 's not nice to throw rocks . ( race ) a black man happens upon an older asian man skipping rocks across a lake . the black man asked the asian " what are you doing ? " the asian replies , " skipping rocks across this lake reveals the names of your ancestors " the asian man skips a rock across the lake and you can hear " ching- hong- ing " as the rock taps the top of the water . the black man proclaims , " that 's amazing ! " the black man quickly grabs a rock and throws it across the lake . " chim- an- ee " rings out as the rock hits the lake . angry with the lakes response the black man picks up a large boulder and throws it into the lake . " ba- ooon " +Wish that fucking giraffe would have that baby so everyone would stfu +There are some real life hoes on IG. Crazy. +Only a hoe would favorite that... +What do you call a Mexican dwarf? A paragraph, he isn't a full Esé +I just got my first match on tinder And it's a fucking bot Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +that was the shortest hiatus ever sorry for being fucking stupid +I'm sick of falling asleep on my phone and it dying in my sleep pissing man off now +St. Louis has a very boring #STLCards hashtag, but what in the hell does #ThatsCub even mean? +Report for my station at 6:00 pm Temperature: 10→ Relative humidity: 91↑ Pressure: 1,015.4→ Wind: 0↓ from the S. Daily rain: 0.8. +it is all nice and shiney but you make us look and feel bad. i bought my SO a plant. and not the kind that will give her power for a life time, the kind that vanishes by the end of next week. +If you were wondering, my genetics are exceptional. A genetic counselor said so. Not sure where I got so broken, in that case. +@xsotoxevelynx haha yuhhh did I hit that hoe or what +What's the difference between my daughter and school I've never been inside a school +Children learn as they play. Most importantly, in play children learn how to learn. ” ~ O. Fred Donaldson @ChicagoDadGroup @thelastdad +RT @_visionaryJ: Sellin' my soul for material wishes , fast cars & bitches +End 6: GW 10, BHS 9. Indians 2-out rally starts with Cooper Hineman's solo homer. Chaplin Murphy RBI 1B. #wvprepbase +Why was 10 traumatized? Because it was in the middle of 9/11 +If your dad is black, why don't you have the hair? Or the nose? +Manic street preachers are also red scum and basically every band playing is left-wing/pro-faggot , and many of them are drug using lowlifes . +People often go through life tryin to figure why other ppl don't love them the way they feel they should be loved... +Do you know what Helen Kellers favourite tv show was? No neither did she +I shall not waste a single more moment of my time to converse with you . +RT @stylish_ap: I deadass wanna fight cuz everybody got me fucked up +I was only 7 when my dad committed suicide, I was absolutely crushed. The fat sack of shit landed on me when he jumped out of the bedroom window. +"@Mizuiscool asks ""did Tsubaki steal some pockies or was it someone else? 🤔"" #OuijaMovie Own it Now https://t.co/xVTpdRCOI1" +I never went shopping on Black Friday I always thought it was just for black liberals...We need a White Friday! +My dick is like an amusement park... ...kids get a ride for free. +i put my iphone in my pocket with scratchy things and now its all scratched on the screen fucking moron over here +"Women are literally born with an organ that can generate money at will" fuarkk this quote from lookism, its so legit +Remember this Every time you have been bullied, robbed, assaulted, had an attempt on your life or any other crime committed against you, it was done by an attractive person. +"@PRETTyBOSs_BRAt: We don't love these hoes 👐🙅" +@DudeHagan8570 @toastedalmond22 @VICE Unfortunately it was the other way around on top of that we Stold all there L… https://t.co/tpbyJdw5iu +Whoever said ‘safety in numbers’ Clearly didn’t hear about the Holocaust +Will it still be called... a gas chamber if Jews fart inside a room? +If Chris brown were a car salesman... Would Rihanna be the roof of the car? +what did black people and pears have in common in the early they both hung from trees . +What's worse than the Holocaust? 6 Million Jews +black humor is just like food some people just do n't get it +Virgin wife unable to be turned on by virgin husband +RT @ThatLatino973: If we ever stopped fuckin with eachother .. trust me , it's because you fucked that up🤷🏽‍♂️ +I'd rather be called racist than seeing my country die. +I swear on everything I hate baseball season. I only watch games to see what hats and jerseys I want. +"Omg...sent an enquiry after a horse and accidentally signed as ""Amethyst"". Whoops. At least it's not a bad nickname to explain away...." +Name five white parts of a black man His teeth, his eyes, his palms, his footpads and his owner. +My daughter is doing High School on line , she may go back to school regularly for her senior year , but this is in Colorado and I think it covers all classes . +I want and believe in self determination for my people said the black man I want and believe in self determination for my people said the brown man I want and believe in self determination for my people said the white racist #WhiteGenocide +Why don't I like my panties? Coz there's too much bad blood between us! +what is red, 5 feet long, and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her Her miscarrige +I'm a 13 years old girl buying a black Nintendo DS Lite. I was so stoked to buy it- it would be the first big purchase I'd made on my own. My mom beside me, I ask the cashier in the video game department if I could please have the black one. Him:: Oh, don't you want the pink one? Me:: Uh, no I really want the black one. Him:: My girlfriend has a pink one, and she loves it! My mom:: She doesn't care about that, just give her the black one! He begrudgingly gets it out of the glass cabinet with an uncomfortable look on his face. At the time, the only colors available were black, white, and pink. Apparently boys get to have black or white, but girls only get pink. +why are black people 's noses so flat ? because god slammed their faces in the ground as he was pulling out their tails . +I wouldn't mind being incel if I could be neet But society forces me to be a slave and only gives me enough to survive and nothing beyond that. +why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs ? so people do n't confuse them with feminists ! +Hi: I want to share these wonderful videos , very beautiful teachers and great new methods for everybody can easily learn . +What’s similar between your mom and a weaponized facility I’ll die if I go in either without consent +Some absolutely fucking idiots on here tonight!!! +What Chord would a guitarist play at a child's funeral? The "F minor" Chord +how do you describe a burning orphanage ? it 's lit fam just kidding there 's no fam +I hate to sound racist, but I think it's because we have so many Chinese students here. These diseases all originate from pigs in China. +So someone ate all of my antidepressants... Not sure if he died by chocking or lead poisoning. +Do you have a way to support the claim made in another thread that Native Americans were not the first human inhabitants of the Americas , since you can no longer defend your claims in this thread ? +I just spit mouthwash on my shirt, so ladies, I feel your pain. +what do kurt cobain ’s ceilings and a nerd have in common ? they are both really brainy . +"please dont be Yosuke ""What the fuck bro thats disgusting ew get away from me"" Hanamura all over again" +also i urge all my friends to watch ajin on netflix u wont regret it. kei is my baby and i want to protect him with my life +You can never have too many mashed potatoes on a steak out +Fucking crazy to think that a lot of musicians truly never die +what is funnier than babies in a box baby in boxes +Can't wait to go to the beach at the weekend and then get fucked up with Sal +know them niggas lookin so you know they gon hate 😈 +If you buy a watermelon, If you buy a watermelon, Remember to hit the gas when the fences are black. +" i 'm not a people person " . . ecause that sounds better than " i fuck goats " . +Fellow team nembers @ #design4transfer workshop so deep in discussion that they miss lunch.... Good energy. +I don't understand how people can be so angry all the time. It hurts my heart tbh. I just wish everyone would let go, and move forward. +When u put woozi.joshua.vernon&jun together u just can hear they breath.they talk nothing.they too silent ~~ 😂 +Cultural Appropriation Is it culture appropriation for a white man to hang themselves? +I drop bombs, I'm in the booth in an army suit, and I'm armed to shoot, and I'm a marksman too and your the target too, oops +I s2g this girl I work with is SO FUCKING STUPID AND LACKS SO MUCH COMMON SENSE I CANT WITH HER ANYMORE +#michael ninn sex legless chick gets fucked https://t.co/F36lFsTCmU +Me:: [talking to my friend about getting mugged earlier that week] Stranger:: Someone mugged you? Me:: Yeah. Stranger:: That's awful. Was he black? Berkeley BART Station. +my youngest sibling is a fucking infant...im so sick of my parents bruh. +"guy: hey can you babysit my kids tomorrow night? me: sure! him: ty! me: (almost types ""no promble!"")" +a boy is told to go to the store to buy a cake for his birthday, but finds that they're all sold out. what does he come home with instead? AIDs +@iAM_tRoyal5 lol I would've beat that hoe up +"@bkben3 ""they shoulda stopped him at Southwestern BTS. They never shoulda let him get away with that""" +If you think that collecting money to send to Africa when your own people in your own nation need your help makes you more righteous than other people, you might be a church cuck. +wanna know my favorite tv show ? the sydney siege broadcast . +Well, here it is! SEASON 4 PEOPLE!!! Tryout info for next year!! Come join the Revolution… https://t.co/VeBB8s7l3j +I know damm well some one did not just put me in a meme page saying I'm the cash me outside girl lmaooo I hate dville ! 😂 gimme my money hoe +They have been taking advantage of our over-welcoming nature for far to long . +My favorites are Ron White, George Carlin, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor. +Why do women go left all the time? Because there are no women's rights. +Don't forget, you need to put your clocks back one hour this weekend... But if you are a Muslim then you need to put them forward about 1400 years. +Cure depression for $5 At first I thought it was clickbait but it was an ad for a rope store +Guys marry the first slice of consistent pussy they can get, just to start noticing she has a lame personality two years later. +What do you call a camping Jew Dead in a couple hours +Just a reminder that you'll never know the feeling of beautiful women confessing her love and affection for you like she does for Chad. +I know people have posted this link on StormFront before but I think this is one of the easiest ways to become involved . +What do you do when you see a nigger limping across your yard? Stop laughing and reload. +What is John Wayne's favourite movie? Minority Report +I don’t think I did so well on my heath test... Is hepatitis C a passing grade? +I think the worst of my allergies is over. Today hasn't been too bad. Fuck yeah. +What did Steve Hawking say when his computer crashed Nothing. +I keep sticking to the fish and chips for safety sake .... +First @joker_brighton @OrangeBuffalo ,Hare and Hounds for @LaChoza2 , @worldsend_btn @barbqshack and lastly @HobBrighton and @doughbo_info +Will artificial intelligence kill us all and take over the earth +If you click on the new nation news link at the bottom of my post your will go to a website full of white victims of black crime . +We've kinda got a system worked out. He sits his butt on my desk, front legs around my neck, and I try to type around his wagging tail. +Although to now there is no evidence of an order to kill all Jews , but see above and you can see there were orders to exterminate Bolsheviks , Jews , commissars , etc . +what 's black and blue and does n't like sex ? the little girl in my trunk . +NOLA ends November with 553 people shot in 436 incidents #DMTBKA +and twitter even made an avi for it, get absolutely fucked +I ain't stressin you hoes. Know dat 💅💁👄 +Hitler is better than all the modern social activists ..... He served 6 million Jew toast in his entire life . +i wanna fucking unfriend those persons on facebook that are posting their hugots and jokes about the earthquake 😠 +I'm still mad I had to get rid of my template stickers but I got the Luigi 3DS as a replacement so thank you based Nintendo +what does a retard say to his parents after a job interview ? my syndrome may be down but my hopes are up ! +Let's build a big spaceship and go mgtow in it +Just cleared out a lot of spam uploads, lots of scammers from India, Malaysia and Indonesia but strong defenses are being built! +HAHA WHAT @AbeAmas Call me sexist but I still don't like how the main character of legend of korra is a woman. It just doesn't feel right. +Two men jump of a bridge, one Jewish and one Black. Which one falls faster? Black. Because chains fall faster than ash +Jesus fucking Christ. This is going to be a trainwreck +the other day i was giving babe head while he was gaming on live & when i looked up he was looking at me like i was some typa sweet devil 💕 +All investigations should include what Obama did /didn't do to stop Russian aggression. Now that everyone is a Russia hawk. +I'm not racist. Some of my best slaves are black. +What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years. +Its 00:04 and Im tweeting about my love for the ones whom believed in me once I didnt do, what I saw today surrounding was incredibly kind. +Whats the best way to fast? Be African +Fucking ignorance. Please don't speak on something you don't know nothing about. You look stupid. +If I was blind and placed in a gun shooting range and had to guess where I was my first guess would be... An American school +8 fucking hours of my life gone on 13 reasons why and clay still hasn't LISTENED TO ALL OF THE TAPES +i hear mugabe 's aids forced him to resign when asked if he was stabbed in the back ? he said " no . 've been speared in the rear " +There's a decent blackpill I want to post but I don't want to risk anything. +😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"@AlisaRenee: you a faggot if you eat pork chops." +Ladies and gentlemen. We will soon make a brief stop at Sendai. The stop after Sendai, will be Morioka. +Hi @Harry_Styles I hope someday you read this. I just wanna say that I love you so much 💘💕😘 Thank you for everything. Follow me?😉 🌹3106 +Guy is forcing his daughter out of his house for acting like a slut +“Daddy, what’s pedophilia?” “Shut up and keep sucking.” +A black woman has five children who all look alike. She names each of them Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names. +There needs to be a series of Fluffly Pony comics but with sluts instead of fluffy ponies I would do it myself but I lack artistic talent. +If you can magically change one physical feature, what would it be? +a black man walks in a petshop with a parrot on the shoulder the shopkeeper , surprised by the gorgeous feathering of the bird asks : " what kind of animal is that ? " * " a nigger ! a nigger ! " * to be read with parrot voice . +If females won't have sex with me, why should I even live? +So the Jackets are out of the race for the President's Cup. Oh well, the Stanley Cup would be even better +Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage. +I got a something that pays me 2 Hunnit every week , only real bitches kno how to manage money ♥ +That Goes For Anybody Who Disrespects Our Armed Forces I Think It Should Be A Crime And The Punish For That Crime Is To Be Exiled From Our Nation +Who are the easiest victims to rape? Blind people, they will never see you coming. +what do jelly beans and parents have in common ? if they 're black you 've got nothing to eat . +California unions are demanding that 100,000 marijuana production, packaging and distribution workers organize in anticipation of the legalization of recreational weed on January 1. +What does beef have in common with pussy? The animal has to be recently killed to enjoy them. +Me: I'm don't like 8am classes, I'm not gonna take them again Also me: takes an 8am class +Calling business & computer science majors: @CRDChirp wants to meet you at today's JIT Fair #HireBrandeis +okay but seriously though if you can't donate try talking to some of your relatives because normally someone always wants to help +Protesting Catholic guilt mongering and intellectual deprivation is as worthy of mentioning as the protesting of institutionalized and indoctrinated White guilt from the Jewlords across the Apelantic . +Level up! We should replace age with levels to give kids a sense of pride and accomplishment for growing old. I'm level 17 Also we can laugh at noobs who died at level 1 +I saw one the other day (if you see this I'm sorry) and I voted for you to shave your hair off. I also randomly vote winners of comp's??? +Sotha Sil and the Scribs Young Sotha Sil, while playing in the egg mines, saw a number of scribs in a deep shaft, +Afghan jalebi is in the house Adjust him on your​ plate along side with ur biryani @SunRisers #RCBvSRH #ipl +I'm not trying to answer the question to pull the plug or not on my fucking father. +A jew and a muslim fight each other to death. Who wins? Society wins. +What the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One is on the cover of the Playboy while the other is on the cover of National Geographic +Where can you find Indian Redditors? On r/gonewild. +@MylesSheet Les Bowen flagged it as a reason to not take Foster at 14, so I think he's hearing from people that's it's big deal. +Oh, I see. It's @jennofhardwire sending her little harassment squad after me. Like we can't see right through her innocent act. +really hate when people come around me in a bad ass mood. like remove yourself. +My Favorite Scene From ER's Manifesto He threw coffee on a couple while in his car quickly driving away, or the time he pushed a female from the second story balcony at a party those were alpha moves. +No whatsaps by the moment. Please I have others ways to be contacted: Telephone, gmail and facebook. Kisses everybody. +If we hadn't wasted billions in the desert and blown billions more trying to social engineer up people who shouldn't have been imported to America, we would be a country today where we could take better care of our own people and could focus on achievement instead of bribes of material comfort. +Why Is It That 4Chan Delivers More Quality Intelligence Then The C.I.A And The N.S.A Combined +I'm pretty sure its not legal to pull someone over for out of state plats but living in Tn for the past 5 years I see it all the time . +In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present. -Sir Francis Bacon KISSES AngSunshineNamin +have him come to california and see what crap i had to grow up around. i 'll need 1maybe even 2 days tops ... +Undergarments Tramp Pleasured By Huge Cock Anal Blowjob Cum on Ass Fingering Hardcore Oral Sex Stac https://t.co/f6MYQ64Uwa +She is white but looks somewhat below average for a white Swedish girl , I think . +How Africans play polo? They wear red caps and the crocodiles wear yellow caps. +what 's worse for a hollywood actress than getting sexually assaulted by harvey weinstein ? not getting sexually assaulted by harvey weinstein . +/r/TIL entry explores the propaganda value of a weeping teenage girl in support of war (thread is 5 hours old) +Dirty panties, socks, shoes, bras. All for sale. Kik me for prices, you sad fucks - sarastrong1995 #findom #paypigs #dominate #sex #nudes +What’s missing for A_schwitz? Apparently you... +Poor basment losers leftist that don't hold power just a outbursts of issues and when they start playing the patriotic game we will run them home to mommy because there antifag issues are true to them being fascist losers creating racism in our nation. +How is my wife like black jack? Every time she stands, I hit. +Daughter (age 12):: I like these shirts. Mom:: What are these, are they men's, or women's? Daughter:: It doesn't matter. Mother (with a frown on her face):: Yes it does. At Old Navy. Made me feel angry that the binary system is still so enforced. +Revolution AI: Waterloo veterans putting artificial intelligence to the test in the real world. @financialpost… https://t.co/WwS83fKy21 +I looked up Panic! At the Disco and my phone froze. So I started panicking. But I'm not a the disco. Panic! In my Bed. @brendonurie awesome +Wind 0 km/h SSW. Barometer 1017,9 hPa, Rising slowly. Temperature 17,1 °C. Rain today 0,9 mm. Humidity 51% +@SuzanneKelleher @JadyJacobson @t_bridges @IvankaTrump @KateBennett_DC Was Bill Clinton a groped? Just askin..🤔 +Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven’t either. +The Milli Vanilli Christmas Album "Blame it on the Reindeer" did not sell well +"@realDonaldTrump we all asked ""why didn't you aim those missiles better - like at Assad's house? You're a newb fool. No grace no honesty." +****ty for me I just moved here 5 weeks ago , I 'm getting turned down left and right when i look for work +@theronuchiha bruh, we eat fucking freezes and ice pops from the corner store +It is an Extreme Injustice that Tax Dollars go to Killing Stacey's Illegitimate Infants but not to Supporting Inceldom, which is a Disability Instead of receiving financial support from the government, we are forced to wageslave, working with people who mock us and induce anxiety upon us, all to have our tax money to go to degenerate things like birth control for people who are the enemy of Decency. +what do you call a black guy flying a plane ? a pilot you racist asshole . +Nothing like a bottle of Ripple on a Saturday evening with some pop tarts +On flight from Dubai. Q on quizi what is @piersmorgan famous for. It didnt have option of #bellend so forfeited game @beesesteeses +RT @MAfreedom: If you dont see the connection between legitimizing the queer lifestyle, and an increase in STD's and sexual deviancy- yo ... +... Congress. Instead it should be recognized as a retaliatory act against Assad who violated agreements of getting chem. weap. Out of Syria +“@salsteelo: I got 1 felony!!!” I got bitches +a bitch , a ho and a mexican . . ent into a bar and all got picked up . the mexican by border patrol , the ho by a john and the bitch by your dad . +I Saw Kids Get Bullied. All The Bullies Wanted To Be Cool With Me. So If That Kid Was Cool With Me, Guess What..He Don't Get Bullied No More +(Xpost r/tifu) Police called because father and son alone in vehicle +We all have our own pretentious acts but do we really have to pretend? Why can’t we be real and true to everything? +Never nofap, it will only get you more desperate Hell, i'm a one week and a half nofap streak now and it is fucked up, i'm getting desperate/confused you will try to do dumb shit like online dating and embarrass yourself +For All who is Wondering Why All this Protest for Americas Flag....JEW IsraHELL ACUALLY HATES US ! +God, it is sickening to see these young lives taken by feral negroes . +I know the thing on ebay said its first edition so i guess so , its still sitting at 51 $ so i am hoping it stays there and ill just bid like crazy the last few minutes of the auction and hopefully get it . +What runs in every black family? The dad +"funny how someone can tell you they love you then exactly a week later tell you to ""rot in hell"" lol how unfortunate" +Let's start a petition to ban all the fake incels who are under 18 +Obama is like cancer. McCain couldn't beat him. +Trying to remember the name of Ozzy Osborne's most famous band? "Green Sabbath" or something? +Star Wars ep 7 review / rant Is training not needed if you are a strong female? +Dude is kind of scary and overly focused. Isn't he the one that threatened to doxx us if we didn't pay him a certain amount every month? +Purple hair coming in an hour y'all hoes about to be mad 👋🏻😃 +OK, yeah. No GDC today. Coughing. Too much to do next week, can't risk full-blown ConSARS. +"It's a boy!" I shouted. And that was the moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again. +My favourite Chaser's always been Paul, but Mark might just have changed my mind! #thechase #gangofchase +what do you call five drowning hispanics ? cinco . +that might be because this post is actually pro-choice, by definition... +"@studentactivism At some point ""How did we fuck up a slam dunk in 2016, and how do we start doing better?"" is necessary." +How do you get a black person down a tree You cut the rope +How do you titty fuck a seven year old? Break her shoulders. +How are lakes and a crowd of gays alike? I could spend an afternoon throwing rocks into a lake. +My room is: CO2: 400ppm Pressure: 1013.71hPa Temperature: 20.33°C Humidity: 46.03% Luminosity: 61Lux 2017/04/02-14:07:23 +But if there's one thing i have learnt about fake outrage is that they don't care about logic once they have decided that to outrage. +All that the DNA test will prove is that you are still a mongrel . +RT @FreeTopher: Some females make being a hoe look so easy like damn girl dont shit bother yo soul sometimes ?? 😩😩😩 +@93wibc Quantity over quality when it comes to taxes. They are just hitting a bigger demo with this. +I would not even entertain myself with his so called work it 's all trash and does n't being with the WN movement . +How can a country that sits on some of the best coal in the region experience coal shortage ? +My post got removed because I am an incel, we are not even considered human enough to be allowed speech +You know i stay on fuck a bitch shit but with a street nigga thats what you gonna get . +I love turtlеѕ. They are so cute. But the best thing is: You don't need an extra soup bowl. +What's the similarity between a bike and a black person? They only work when there's a chain involved +RT @iPrinceChance: Niggas gossip like bitches.. but yet they be the "realest niggas" tho? I don't understand.. +I liked a @YouTube video from @mosleyboxingmix https://t.co/SFg2AYw5SN Second Round KNOCKOUT - Pacquiao vs Hatton Full Fight - The +LRT did not appear to be snark. o_O. Pretty sure dude was serious. +the future a child is alone in his room , playing with his toys , when bam ! a time machine appears . " johnny ! i 'm you from the future ! " " really ? oh boy ! what do i grow up to be ! " " a pedophile , " older johnny says as he locks the door . +I know there's a rule about posting on other peoples' moderation, but I got accused of being linked to you guys and banned from /r/Anarchism +"A baby giraffe is called a calf. A giraffe calf. We could save some time by using the term ""Gir-calf"". You're welcome. #AprilTheGiraffe" +if white people shooting black people gets us out of work and school , i expect to have off quite a few days next year +We attended a large Halloween party at a local church . +This nigglet ❤️ +How Rolling Stones tried to drive an agenda, disregarding the truth +why do people call it the golden gate bridge ? because it 's the entrance to heaven . +as a minority , i find it hard to date white girls . not because they do n't find me attractive but because i 'm not related to them . +Book on police corruption which has been pulped due to legal issues. +This fucking fat bitch walks into the doctor's office and say "doc, I have these two large lumps in my breasts". The doctor steps forward, takes a squeeze and says "those are your knees you fat fucking bitch!". +hey i live right outside orlando pm me for my phone number not alot of skins like it was in the 80 's but i would be glad to meet others +don't watch 13 reasons why. it will break your fucking heart. +Is this hoe gone dm me back +seems like i always get the one fucked up cart at walmart +Good luck to the @zagmbb in @finalfour Aloysius Gonzaga patron #Saint of #youth #basketball… https://t.co/GvuzWWi2j7 +I am threatened by no one Bc I'm confident in who I am. If you think you got me bothered, you're sadly mistaken 😇 +"@jacob_povlich What a wasted life, if your new reason for waking up is ""I told you so"". Go back to sleep" +thank you both of you !!!!!! maybe if i would have put on my glasses i would have found it before .... tee hee !!! +How do you gain a million followers? Run through Africa with a water bottle +I took my puppy out to pee and she acted like she was too cold then she pissed on my floor😒😂 +Why did the retarded girl get high? Because she wanted to cure her Down's syndrome. +Nowadays, your ebony specimen chooses to sit at the back of the bus , so they can get up to all manner of mischief ! +What is a black man’s favorite word game? Hangman +"Just go to hookers" might be the worst and most naive thing normies say here +how do you kill a black mathematician ? with a hypotenuse . +Hate when bitches tryna put you in the friendzone...bitch I'm tryna score, put me in the end-zone +Not so subtle hint: just spent a while with apple opening up a very specific kind of account. +RT @GMB_Ace: If U wife A bitch den She represent U...So Dnt Wife DA Wrong Bitch +How do you get a jewish girls number? You ask her to roll up her sleeve. +even the crap parts you'll believe a solution instead of going to hell for sinning with faith n hope belief confession God will Forgive You +RT @TrapicalGod: These hoes really ain't loyal 😂🙏 http://t.co/6u2kbYkQ2n +What's the difference between a baby and a dryer? A dryer doesn't scream when I dump a load in it +What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out +How come everybody wants to change their names all of a sudden ? +“Voting for Trump/Brexit was a protest vote”. No it wasn’t, it was fucking clueless. Punch yourself in your chops you twunts. #Trump +Of course ATT had to make the one blond boy look stupid . +Beeline TV - Watch Online TV - Free Internet TV - Live TV Channels This has got a number of Japanese TV links for streaming . +I get its back in theaters for the 20 year anniversary but ...how can you call yourself a Hayao Miyazaki fan if you've never seen it before +What do you think dating/relationships would be like if women actually practiced what they preach and selected men based on their personality instead of just looks? +Memes, Jokes, Advice Animals, Minor Annoyances: There's a subreddit for that1 +I'm depressed about my sex life I haven't had any sexual experiences lately, my dad kind of gave up on me after I turned ten. +Death is gazing at the stars No void Only presence +Where does an Arab go for sex? The petting zoo +Can we make #cavemansplaining a thing? +alcoholics get the fuck in here im getting drunk, i have had a bottle of wine and some beerz, ill probably drink more plz tell me your life story this post was brought to you by cope, cope, cope, cope, cope inc. +I understand we can DM now on gab Can someone tell me how to do it please? +why does book haram use pine wood for kindling when burning villages ? to make it so that the hounds have something to lock onto when the south african army shows up months later +Let mother nature evolve these people naturally because no amount of money or aid is going to drag these ' things ' into the civilized world where they serve absolutely no purpose . +Random Tuesday Thoughts... Bacon The answer is always Bacon Unless a more fitting answer would be Potatoes +I looked like a 'hoodrat.' +There are always people there when I go in there .... but that 's not all to often ..... maybe I just always pick the right time . +all of my average looking facebook friends are gfless explain that, normies +Action idea, crazy I know but the more I think about it the more it makes sense: since it is an misnomer and oxymoron, we should start a campaign to rename the title male nurse to health facilitator hf for short. +Such an important day! Let's show the world just how beautiful the LGBTQ+ community (especially the Trans community) is ❤️💛💚💙💜 #TDOV +You know tomorrow there's going to be a lot of 9/11 jokes... I might order a plane pizza to remember my father and his friends, best damn pilots Al Qaeda had. +My eyes are gonna hurt so fucking bad Tmr morning :') +Today is College Move-In Day Here's to another 9 months of misery. +Kim Kardashion having 54 million twitter followers tells me all I need to know about the world lmao! +I get so insanely upset when I think about what the government and people did to Alan Turing. @England the fuck +how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen ? in front , in back , and in the ash tray . +happy birthday to one of my favorites @GabrielleML22 I loooove you and miss you so much ✨💗 hope to see you soon :( +I would like to have a gun to carry for self defence , but have not done so , as should the gun be found on my person by authorities then gaol would be the outcome . +#reese witherspoon nude videos wildest fucking https://t.co/VW3rO8MWud +I have been thinking about canceling my Birchbox subscription for a couple months now because I felt that grabbing samples at Sephora etc. would be easier and more cost-effective. [...] I guess in short, Birchbox has helped me find products I really like or get a lot of use out of, but I dislike the sample sizes and wish they were larger or better chosen (or even you get to choose) for the cost. +If I'm sharing my nigga with every other bitch why tf do I want him. He ain't no longer special. The heck. +I think usps lost my fucking package and they hung up on me when i asked them about it 🙃🙃🙃🙃 +"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" Good thing I'm suicidal. +What makes an ISIS joke so funny? The execution. +Why can't you play Jenga with a Muslim? They always throw the game just to see the tower fall. +Heat 7: 5-1 #Lions! Riss ahead of Gomolski who gated. Masters third. @WolvesSpeedway 18 Lions 24 #speedway +She's not Black is she? +What is the difference between a jew and a cigarette? People care if someone lights up a cigarette +Why do white people own so many pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore. +Hi guys it’s my first time posting on this sub reddit Anyone have any good ideas where to hide the bodies? +Why would you reshuffle the cabinet? Why change Hon. Fikile Mbalula? He was doing a good job #cabinetreshuffle +Always amazing to hear our song, Unfound, on @97xonair LocalMotion. Tune in to hear it. @CoryOnAir is hosting 🤘 +This is your reminder that 2Chainz once scored 14 points in a real Division I college basketball game +Well its strange that 's Tesak start anti gay/pedo video near the same moment when Putin do the anti gay propagand law . +How do you prank a blind kid? Put a plunger in the toilet +Why is my uncle and my school so similar? It takes 5 hours for me to be able to get out of them +Even some of you get so worshipy That's a normie trait, stop it. +It scares me that a lot of girls don't drink a lot of water ... I know your pee smells like a fucking sewer. +Guy at Linux event:: Where do you work? Me:: (large software company) Guy:: So were you good enough to get in or did you get in through a women's quota? Later I tell some other guys from my own group. They have the guts to tell me that this is a legitimate question nowadays! Not only does my company not have a women's quota, obviously these men are imagining those employers that do would hire women with less qualifications than men, instead of the reality that this gives preference to women of equal qualification instead of "randomly" choosing an applicant, until the target quota is reached. I am a 30-year-old woman trying to enjoy a Linux event in Germany in 2011. Made me feel enraged. +A friend told me I cannot whoop an ANTIFA, said I would go to jail, I said good I will have a bunch of em where they cannot run away +And girl that pussy ain't shit to me, baby girl roll up and get high +hey i definitly know what your going through. i am a reserve officer in my town just so i can bust the * * * * * * crack dealers. i have no better enjoyment than to watch one squirm before he is sent up the river. my town is mostly * * * * * * s so you already know i am a very busy officer +Tourists Dramatically Rescued from Being Trapped in Gondolas Above Cologne +This gif needs to be retired. +Depressed guy makes post in r/askwomenadvice, gets absolutely shit on for being an ugly male +it is only episode two but I have bad feelings about this all, please leave the smalls alone, LEAVE THEM ALONE +I'm not going to be one of those ppl who wish they did certain things! If I'm able and willing, it's getting done! +Russian officers and people against communism in 1936 b like: [Removed] +What's the hardest thing about fucking a 6 year old? Getting the blood out of the clown suit. minion +I'm nervous in a weird way, because these people are kind of like my extended family. It's not a hard talk to give to strangers. +I can't entertain these hoes or these broke niggas +What will the gulags in South Africa likely be called? Cracker Barrels +White privilege and misogyny cutting through the fog, time for more wine #fuckthanksgiving +If a good working male pill contreceptive drops on the market tomorrow, should we expect a fight against it from feminist groups or do they support the idea? +Has anyone noticed that it has become common to offhandedly attack white men? +Did you know today is Jew’s day? It’s Ash Wednesday! +My mother and I share very different views when it comes to sex. I see the back of her head, she sees the mattress. +What’s the hardest part of being an abortion doctor? Hiding the boner +What lays asphalt the fastest in Africa? Ebola +mexican jokes why are there no good mexican athletes ? because anyone who can run , jump , or swim has already crossed the border what 's a mexican 's favorite bookstore for those who can read ? borders +What do you call a massacre at a black school? pest control +List of Normie Euphemisms "Had her fun" = Was a total slut "Needed a break" = Needed to experience some threesomes "She was young" = She was a degenerate party whore "We're in a poly" = My wife doesn't love me "She's finding herself" = She's a whore with no self-control Feel free to add. +Its so unfair, why can does everyone get to have relationships but me, its just so unfair How am I suppose to tolerate this? +Out of Curiosity, Are There Any Lesbian MRAs in This Sub? +What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer. Wanna know what he got the next year? A comb. +Same reason u look like anthony davis with them eyebrows"@RyanH_Slick: Why the fuck do niggers act so different when girls are around?:-S" +I feel so cosmopolitan now, I know a lesbian! +fashioncels are the fucking worst cucked out of their money for expensive clothes which is more likely to repel girls if you're sub 8 looks then attract them +I'm barely interested in video games anymore this is the end +Idk maybe it's just me being bitter but giving bitches money and just being a genuine nigga ain't got me nowhere so fuck that. Struggle hoe. +they call me ' zika virus ' . because i 'm always down for giving babies a little head . +What does Venus Williams and the rest of the negroes have in common? both are always showing up at a court +How do you stop a beautiful woman from being a lesbian? Put your finger in the dyke +What do you call the useless skin around a pussy? A woman +How many jews can you fit in a car 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray +what 's incommon between a black guy and a bicycle ? both only work with chain . +what s hitler 's favorite drink ? jews +What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin +"""I like to write about the way things used to be and paint pictures of my memories with beautiful words and melodies."" - Lana Del Rey" +Black is a word that describes a color that is the darkest possible on the visible spectrum. +I just wanna know why there is so much fucking k-pop boyband boy ladies on my tl... +how do you stop a niglet baby from jumping on the bed ? put velcro on the ceiling . +01/04/17 - Early showers, then largely dry with spells of sunshine. Max 12c Wind SW 12mph Chance of precip: 20% Min 6c +We are not fighting against white immigrants though many British are getting angry at them taking their jobs etc . +What did the depressed guy say while decorating for Christmas? Forget the mistletoe. The only thing I’m hanging this Christmas is myself +This bitch in 7-11 wit hella face tats. She a female duddy 😏 +my mom texted while i was out n said she's sorry and she loves me and we can talk when i'm home for easter. l o fucking l +RT @meta_l0tus: Man fuck any sort of sympathy for matadors. How about the horrific torture these bulls go through? Gore em till the… +Survivers Does anyone know why the rape victims are called "survivers"? +I want to know what there is to `` investigate '' since no crime was committed . +go see the chad post on /r/it fucking lol check out what they're saying, the dude is not attractive enough! +I found out that my mom lied to me my whole childhood. +What's wrong will killing a black person? Person is not plural +# THEY ARE HATING ON LITTLE BARRON TRUMP ; LIKE MAD DOGS WHO HAVE NOT EATEN IN YEARS ! THESE ATTACKS ARE FROM HELL ITSELF ! GEORGE SOROS ! +You know they said something fucked up when they bleep something out in porn. Jesus that caught me off guard. +I met a beautiful girl down at the park today Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then... I fucking love my new Taser. +Roses are red, Violets are violet..... Look at 911. They don’t know how to pilot. +I have mixed feelings about abortion On one hand it gives women a choice, on the other hands it’s killing babies. +So you're sexist AND racist. @ImSandeshJain Not sexist, but women in Burkhah scare me. Totally. +How do you defend the stance that we do not live in a rape culture in non muslim first world countries? +Too bad we all can't get along, regardless whether you're male or female +In partnership with international hospitality chain AccorHotels, Action Hotels has unveiled plans to develop the sec https://t.co/pP4L0HQbO1 +Is it a competition on TV to get the most alien looking black and to put them with a white woman ? +There's no way to stop them from coming to Canada all that is needed is proof of ownership of a house in India , africa etc and they can enter in on a tourist visa . +Say whatever you want about pedophiles but.. At least they drive slowly near schools. +KNOCK KNOCK.. WHO'S THERE? INTERRUPTING COUNTRY CONCERT. INTERRUPTING COUNTRY CON..(GUNSHOT NOISES) +That's because you're a girl; you don't get what it's all about. +RT @SenseiQuan: Hoes ain't shit RT @Now_Thats_Fresh: How superficial bitches are http://t.co/KIN2P59NjE +Saw a short story about Verne Troyer earlier. +Before you diss me tell em how u fucked wit me before dat ‼️ +RT @TheBardockObama: People downloading time hop to be reminded they were faggots a year ago too +If Hitler hated Gay people and women... ...then who cut the Hitler Youth's hair? +.@cjn159u By "it" you mean unemployment, of course... + Donald J. Trump‏ If last night’s election proved anything, it proved that we need to put up GREAT Republican candidates to increase the razor thin margins in both the House and Senate. +Had a threesome with Bill Cosby Unlike the woman we were with, it was a night I'll never forget. +I believe that every manufacturer uses the same thread for their dies and their die press . +"Wh-What did I do!? You're the one who made it sound creepy and wrong! ""Private lessons,"" huh? #ChieBot" +You're just too good to be true, Can't take my eyse off you, You'd be like Heaven to touch, i wanna hold you so much. +What does a jew respond with when you ask them what's up? My relatives +Brutal irony, Women treat Chad the same way Cucks treat Women Has anyone else ever noticed this? +https://t.co/HbzXX9fFOw repealing Obamacare will cost $350 billion. Who's going to pay it? … https://t.co/j1793xVUUj +Why can't Puerto Ricans watch He Man and the Masters of the Universe? They don't have the power. +How does a Jewish person start a joke? Hey gas what +"@Regaulity The music video for ""Miracles"" by Insane Clown Posse™ off the album ""Bang Pow Boom""™ published by Psychopathic Records™" +doug jones’ margin of victory is so small roy moore is gon na try and molest it +omg again doing 3 things here at once and on the tv ...televisions greatest ever moment and they have Bob Geldof you have to be having a laugh...if I won a triple euro millions roll over id take that bastard to court to ask fir my money back +Fuck all you hoes who keep giving my number to these colleges lmao +Also, the enemy has to save your great grandchild from the future from a hive of retired weapons from WW2. +Like tf I don't even know how to cook a turkey. It ain't thanksgiving, all the things in the world to make and she gets a turkey 🤦🏽‍♀️😒 +If anything I post offends you, blame your parents because they raised a pussy. +"""Trump Completes Repeal of Online Privacy Protections From Obama Era"" by STEVE LOHR via NYT https://t.co/UfyE2QXrov https://t.co/Yjg7GBwxU5" +"@KelsieBelsi: You're not a man if you refer to every girl as a bitch" +I think the #2018Election hinges almost solely on the Tax Reform vote now, no matter how shitty it may ACTUALLY be Optics is EVERYTHING in DC...EVERYTHING Tax reform is a #WeThePeople issue, not a #Government issue If you vote NO on Reform, it says you vote NO on #WeThePeople You'll get replaced +Why are these lying, malevolent arseholes still tweeting? https://t.co/9iNNBdz6qq +Where can whites get in line for a house ? +"TIFU by being overweight and unattractive at the gym at night" - or, how being male and unattractive makes people think you're a creep or a threat. +What do you think the current population of the AltRight is? +I just looked up "blindfire" and realized I had no idea what it meant. Apparently it means shooting without revealing your position, which is not what I actually meant. [...] ). +If a person is white and he is a Christian or a Pagan then i consider him as my brother or sister no matter whatever profession he is into . +Yes, now if we could just get this whole time machine thing figured out , when we got back all we would see are smiling white faces . +RT @bclaymoore: Dude does his girlfriend's mom, trashes her wedding. Mopes to folk rock. #explainafilmplotbadly +"Aaron Padilla: ""Energy security, refineries, oil, gas-- interdependence is growing between 2 countries. A promising commercial opportunity.""" +The"F" in meme stands for "Funny" +I took my girlfriend out today It was her first time out of the basement in 7 years. +Lesbians and bi girls are different. Yeah, I guess it's kind of because they're hot. +I'm not being glib, really, when I say that when a civilization's executive decision-making positions and institutional bureaucracies are overrun by women, it's not long for this world. +It's difficult deciding to call out something as being problematic, because that gives it attention & not many people know about it. +That's funny, most House Republicans are men. @AjChip619 I'm not sexist, but women are so damn stubborn +Welcome to SF Britain great white brit I must say the influx of new members so far this month is very good news . +"SO FUCKING PISSED THEN HE GOES AND TELL ME ""joke lang, kambing yan"" WELL PUTA SIR" +World war 2 would have never happened If the Jews never existed +How do Afghan families feed their babies? Here comes the airplane... +my mom asked me to come home so we could make my meal plans together bc she missed me 😂😊 aw she's cute +You can't say you fucked my bitch nigga which one ... I can't even pick one 🔥 +Listening to Pump up kicks with my MP3. MP3 - for Pumped Up Kicks MP4 - for reload tutorial MP5 - for school stuff +Why don't kids go outside anymore nowadays? My grandparents spent 8 hours a day outside The other 16 hours they spent in the factory. +DTI: Even goods with no SRP, prices are low and stable. Strong competition — if you have unfair prices, you lose customers. | ClaireJiao —… +@JPantsdotcom @Todd__Kincannon @the__realtony naaaaa, just popped across my TL, so I commented. But nice try faggot! +A man gets arrested for hitting a little girl His father always did it to his wife, why couldnt he? +I knew how to dye bundles now it's so easy , I'm glad cause I hate asking ppl to do anything for me period +People not understanding basic design principles pisses me off even tho it shouldn't and it's not my prerogative I'm sorry +This chick in front of me is rlly squeezing bbq sauce onto crisps. In the library. From a bottle. 😶😶😶😶😶 +Did wizardchan spill over, or is this it's own thing? +Get home police been round my house today, I've been seen trespassing into a farmers field taking a slash along Daws hill! Are they for real +Black Magic Woman by Santana is a fantastic song +I find that surprising , since Finland after all once conquered Sweden , and ockupied it for several hundred years . +You look like you have some white in you. +I dont believe in hitting children as punishment. I just do it for fun. +I had to start a new thread seeing as this thread was no longer functioning properly . +killing homosexuals Have you noticed when somewhere someone is jailing them, throwing them off the roof or doing some other things, then they are called anonymously homosexuals, but always they are males. +How do you stop a car without brakes? Children +I've gotten addicted to redpilling (blackpilling) people on apps like Jodel and Yik Yak There's so many men who are still in their ignorant white knight phase but at the same time cry all the time about being lonely, We can help them. +If at one point I considered you a friend, I will always consider you as a friend and you can always come to me no matter how long it's been +Protect your bitch at all costs +why did jack and jill fall down the hull alcoholism edit : i was trying to say hill +What's the difference between a dishwasher and a vacuum cleaner ? I don't know. Ask my wife +ive seen that just right perf cut 20 times on my tl but not the hard carry perf they're both by got7??? so why ?????????????????????? +They try to rape me but when people can't notice But they abuse me while they notice Why they don't rape me? +Told my gf I was going to destroy her pussy tonight Then she got mad when I blew up her cat with fireworks +What's the difference between 20 dead bodies and my dinner? Nothing +There is a young maid as well and they are about to be married under a sacred tree .... that is what the Oak and fire in the background are about . +GUYS CAMERON POSTED A AMAZING PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM GO CHECK IT OUT LEAVE SOME COMMENTS @camerondallas Insta: camerondallas x11 +How do you call a deaf black man? Doesn't matter how you'd call him, he would not answer +What are the best books to read on men's rights / discrimination and disadvatanges men face in society / benefits and privileges women have in society? +"@ErikssonMalin85: Have u ever expressed ur anger only to be asked the question: are you hormonal? #QuestionsForMen" Testerosterone? Yeah. +My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand. +RT @scottiken: It's settled. The Ding Dong is far superior than the Twinkie. +People date some ugly ass boring ass folx just because they're skinny +Beta white knight cuck needs his safe space from incels, says he doesn't advocate censorship +#college is literally a communist brainwashing camp designed to destroy America and place people in debt. You're a moron if you go. +"Don't knock it before you try it" never made sense to me Surely you should knock it before you try it. Otherwise it might run away. +In this ongoing tragedy, we found our voices & each other. We have learned to work together, and to support & encourage these amazing women. +The media coverage of the Women's World Cup is a perfect analogy of gynocentric culture +All y'all bitches corny lol +And to top it all off they have known this since the beginning of my grade 11 year and they didn't tell me until now! +if someone attacks your fav don't attack their fav¿ it's common sense kidz we aren't in middle school +To quote War Games for America: "The only way to win is not to play." +Would this brainless retard that claims to be my father just hurry up and die?¿?¿??¿??? +The savaging of Native Americans and Cromwell's crimes in Ireland referenced during a Boundary debate on @deisetoday. Just ludicrous. +My po heart still beatin fast da way dat nigger scream into dat microphone. I felt like I be at da welfare office and cut da line +That long hair doesn't cover up your redneck +What is wrong if your wife is standing in the living room yelling at you? The chain from the kitchen is too long. +When I desire to be right with God, He makes my heart righteous, and then--my prayers also become righteous. ~Malachi (James 5:16) +ah it is good to here from the father land if you see me on message me I love to talk with someone for Germany +"I hate when I'm joking and vibing with someone and they end the joke with ""I'm gonna kill myself."" I'm immediately like yikes" +CA physically separates from US in a natural disaster. CA decides to separate as a governmental entity as well, proclaiming independence. +Have you heard about that kid Alfie Evans? He is not in vegetable state anymore +"there's a car that hasn't moved in 2 months taking up a prime parking spot. so ray and i wrote ""move me bitch"" on their dirty ass hood🤷🏼‍♀️" +I raped a deaf girl tonight. It's ok though, i superglued her fingers together so she couldn't tell anyone. +You would love to call it quits early in the day so you can le... More for Cancer https://t.co/ClKPlG9xrB +What's the difference between a schizophrenic and a pedophile? One has a 12 year old in them and the other is in a 12 year old +RT @MA_OTL: Luv n hip hop checks drying up bitches turning to insurance scams! http://t.co/JrJtHV25t2 +fuck this, shows in a big arena like schott never truly sell out & prices will drop the closer it gets to the actual concert date +Told me you'd never leave and you were the first one to abandon me when things got hard.. look at us now. +When you fucking on that nigga, hope you thinking about me... +The first two being the one that starts with ; `` When the discussion of race comes up , this one makes tempers flare like no other. * If a White person says they 're against interracial marriage , then that 's racist. * If a person of color says they 're against interracial marriage , then that 's protecting their culture and heritage . '' ? +that grandpa is so fucking annoying who the fuck do you think you are +You weren't already wary of men who do shit like going to Planned Parenthood rallies? +Bingham bullying is horrible, but not just students get bullied! Where the hell is our miner pride. #keepjaredatbingham +Something must be done to halt this terrible wave of immigrants entering Britain . +tomorrow, 3 fucking PM EST yall are paying for my fallen cheek surgery and heal the petals from hanahaki ! +One of my favorites is the Pose Dedicated to the Sage Koundinya because it made my mixtape so fucking flame. #Yoga +How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom +I like to tell jokes about things that I've experienced Which is why I tell child rape jokes +WHY IS EVERYONE JUST NOW GETTING INTO 13 REASONS that book was my shit in 7th grade!!! Pls go read the book it's wonderful +Anybody else notice we have a lot of asians showing up here lately all wanting to share their thoughts ? +#AgentsofSHIELD has been top fucking quality from start to finish this season and there's a chance it could not get… https://t.co/kK80ATM4Es +#Breaking 100-200 #blacklivesmatter protesters gathering right now in downtown #Albuquerque NM. +Everyone is being so fucking rude today i hate my life +How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? As many as you want, there’s nothing to do in prison +Trump recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel this morning fam +Wikipedia word of the day is elephantry : (military, historical) That branch of an army that uses elephants. To celebrate April Fools' Day… +How much do you think that MensRights has grown in the last year? +how many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb ? lol they ca n't change anything +Drugs are not the answer. Unless the question is: 'What will I be slipping into my daughter's drink tonight?' +RT @gary_teh_snaiI: spongebob, all your friends are meowing idiots, keep them out of our goddamn house +Yay got my account back on DailyStormer.lol make sure you guys get back on there +This is for emergencies and fucking cunt hole this is +bitches be like " I'm a squirter" but thinkin pissin is squirting? no bitch 2 different places +#JesusChrist was STRAIGHT> That's why the #faggots killed him. #PERIOD #SonOfGod> +All the ratchet hoes on Cecil B +Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend the towers. +I guess it 's time for a new update ! +Why doesn't NASA have any competitors? Because they destroyed their last challenger +What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would call them the Charcoals. +SEEMS LIKE SOME PPL R 2 lazy 2 set there pages up 2 stop the porn bots,an want support 2 do all the work,,,SOUNDS LIKE LIBERAL CRY BABYS have arrived, +#TCisNoJoke - Does Anyone Know What It Will Take To Get Google To Grow A Pair? +The UAF are just a bunch of middle class faggots , the EDL should steam into them every time they show up to counter a demonstration , they 'll soon run home to daddy . +Mr. [surname] +I swear to god some hoes look like they take the same exact picture everytime. Change it up for once godamn. #ratchet +There is nothing wrong with Ariana Grande..... Just cause she don't look like hoe.... Y'all gotta a problem... +The news/social media does a great job of reminding me that life could be SO much worse. I'm so grateful for the life this universe gave me +when a dog is hot it means it want sex that 's my defense . +Roses are red I dab in them haters I want to kill the auto chaderator +BLOGGER BOOTY CALL... OFFLINE Will you be my offline permalink? +WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKED LATELY. WHEN WILL BAD SHIT STOP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!! +LMFAO Caster Gil's description!!! I'd screen cap and tweet it but it's poking fun at a spoiler so... Oh god, this April Fool's is amazing +Me:: I sure want some chicken today. Friend:: What kind of chicken. Me:: Fried chicken. Friend:: Of course you want fried, your black! Me:: What's that suppose to mean? Friend:: Black people always eat fried chicken, I bet they even invented it. +What do you call a black women who has had 5 abortions? A crime fighter +how do you pick up a muslim girl ? piece by piece . +For the first time in my months of monitoring this, a man momentarily surpassed all the LWs in targeted GamerGate harassment. Congrats? +What? But that's a guy movie! +Thanks @Cate_Beaumont @SpartanBusiBee @bclearwriting for being High Value Members this week, Much appreciated :) +My girlfriend called me a paedophile I was impressed, thats a pretty big word for a 9 year old +Female classmate:: I hate that there aren't any boys in this class. Me, openly-gay cisgendered male:: Um, hi? There's one right here. Classmate, clearly amused:: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, but you don't count. In a dance class with a mix of high school and college-age students. It made me feel disempowered--that no matter how I identify, other people will always feel entitled to choose my identity for me based on incomplete information and stereotypes. +[wandering the halls, this feeling of being lost is so so familar. but no one is there to guide him anymore. it's been a long time since + +How far have you gone for sex? I fucked my mom. +what do you call a long , skinny tool that you use until it 's dull before you put led in it ? a rape victim +#Democrats lost the HOR, The Senate, The Whitehouse and 1,000 state level seats....But after last night the #resistance is winning......$100 per vote, transportation and fried chicken +Sometimes I look in the mirror for minutes analyzing every flaw I have just to remind myself that I'm subhuman and that it's pointless to even try +I'm sure others will/should weigh in, but i dont see an issue +Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them. +The differences between races in cooperativeness and conscientiousness are as great as in IQ, and all three are highly correlated +Ignore those tweets. Site maintenance stuff. It was autonotifying. Turned that garbage right off. +My dad died during 9/11... At least he took 3000 infidels with him. +"@TimFederle @justinmclachlan retweet if you haven't said the phrase ""President Hillary Clinton"" aloud since the election" +What do you call a black man on a bicycle A thief... +I really wish i could tell these dark jokes at work But i'm the only white guy there so nobody would would get the jokes +Why couldn't Iraqi kids learn because their school was shot down by a drone +Sometimes I really be wanting to fight him then I realize I'm gone lose so I just start ignoring him💀 +Incels only Has anyone ever asked you if you have children and when responding no they would then joke about how lucky you are. +Why are so many emo girls gay? Because they want scissor sisters +I'd love to see how twitter determines gender & interests when doing targeted ads. guessing it's not something like bluekai. +What is a white mans favorite game to play with a black man? Hangman +I hate a wishy washy bitch +Awesome night with the State College Chapter NWTF! — attending State College NWTF Hunting Heritage Banquet +What’s the difference between Michael Jordan and Pakistan’s sexiest woman alive? One’s the GOAT and the other’s a goat. +Why does NAMBLA sponsor Sour Patch Kids? They like eating children +I just seen a hit bitch call a hit bitch ugly .. that shit be funny ctfu +“I hope Trump is assassinated!” - Maria Chappelle-Nadal +GRANDMA! Where is my super suit?!? +Why did the blind man cross the road? Because he didn't see anything coming from both sides. +A WOMAN ON A MOTORCYCLE?!! HAHAHAHAHA! +I hate the elevators at my job I swear those mother fuckers close within 5 secs +what does a kid with no hands want for christmas ? to die +What’s the difference between marvel heroes and jews? At least half of marvel heroes have a chance to come back after turning to ash +What does Norman do when after a year of couples counseling because of a dead bedroom he learns that his wife's love language is sucking Chads cock? +That's a shame I bought their home school publication years back . +There is no doubt that HIV infection rates have fallen dramatically. Everyone in Africa is positive. +This is it boys, Hurricane Irma is OTW Nothing you can really do against a cat 4/5 storm, might as well LDAR and see what happens. +Oh man, this episode of Lost Tapes is really fucking stupid. Where are the luchadors? +McSkillit I'm not too sure if McSkillit really thought what he did through well. I mean, if he did he would've known no-one buys battlescarred cars... +As Individual human beings embracing our truer selves, are our lives determined by: +Liberals go on about diversity and how we all need it , but they have no problem with two completely different types of people blending together and being the same . +What do you do in a fight with a black person? Either you don’t beat it at all or you own it. +At this point, what does it really matter? +During the Thanksgiving season, many Americans support Jennie-O-cide. +The Arab was hit by a police car In hospital he lay still about to die surrounded by his family and the police officer that hit him. Making sure his last words were important he said "God is the greatest" The police officer then shot him +National wall out day Black father hav been doing these for years +Recently fucked a girl with one arm and one leg... Should’ve just used my dick +Let me make this perfectly fucking clear. Every female major target of GamerGate is seeing a fuckton more mentions tonight. #LawAndOrderSVU +What to do if the baby won't stop crying? Use more lube. +why do the conjoined twins travel to london ? . so the other twin gets the chance to drive a car +didn't know i was detrimental to shreveport art scene by taking up for an artist that got fucked over :) +I'm so fucking over this and I can't even leave because I'm MCing 🙄 +"@AgrarMad @VibeHi he gonna say white Hoteps can't follow simple instructions. ""Use #AskHotepJesus"" 😜😂" +Chad always wins If I take my own life, Chad wins If I don't take my own life, Chad wins because I have to suffer every single day There is no way to beat Chad +Its 2017 and Matt Leblanc still hasn't opened up a coffee shop called How YOU Brewin'. This world is a fucking joke +People please Stop fucking @ me to listen to your music. + Finland fireball: Time-lapse video shows night turned to day as bright object blazes across the sky in Lapland Santa behind schedule? +Right I'm new to this, haven't got a clue how to work it, but I am very much a supporter of #Brexit +Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Why didnt Suzy get back up? Because she had no legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy. +"im listening to Anamanaguchi and their song ""Miku"" came on and for a minute it sounded like she said ""i'm fucking Miku"" and i WISH IT WAS" +Absolutely, whenever i see a dirty white coon with dreadlocks i get the urge to grab him by his flea blanket head and head butt him senseless +Why do women have four holes? Two for shit and two for compensation. +1805 (E23) SPRINT CRAWL! Damansara Link Toll Plaza to Damansara Utama, 4km/h, Delay 34mins, Drive Safely! #trafficbuzz #kltu +How do you get followers from Africa Hold a bottle of water +I AM AWAKE‼️‼️‼️‼️THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER WITNESSED WITH MY EYES‼️GO STROS GO‼️#EarnHistory #HoustonStrong STROS WILL WIN IN 6 +What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet. +No @minasmith64 as @d_m_elms says it's just "school policy" to deny legal rights to people who look like rapists. "Rapial profiling" Duh. +Thanks to @Tinpot for collecting some Mentions Trash for me. +Just a Reminder: You can be raped by a woman and forced to pay child support should your rapist conceive. +open borders, robber barons getting bailouts, weak laws against child rapists, castration of kids, whites being portrayed as evil in the media,,, a good heuristic for all the absurd problems of the west today is #JewsDidThis you'll be right 90% of the time. +Yes! I am finally done w/ this whole biology book! Except I have an exam w/ 4 essay questions & a research paper I haven't written yet... +I like my women like I like my popcorn Burned black +"""Create a space where ppl are free to make mistakes and be corrected. And build spaces for contemplation."" - @ccrossno" +What is a legit crime that you can commit but can’t get punished for Raping a woman in Saudi Arabia +Vodka shots? The only shot i need is...... One straight to the head +No other song gets me hype the way run it up by g herbo does... like I cannot explain it, I'm a whole different person 😂😂😂 +I've been looking for this Getter vine and I can't fucking find it... +chad punched me in my face and got his cock sucked by my sister +For me, sex is like a rollercoaster. Its loud, fast, and I kids ride free. +My advice : print out a few good articles . +"I hate it when my father says ""You look girly"", ""you look vulnerable and weak"". STFU you're the reason why victim blaming is a thing." +What does 3 years old kid says for christmas? Santa, why do you have same cock as dad? +Black people are the greatest Invention by a white man +Yeah, they're everywhere. +how do you make a little girl cry twice ? wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear +did anyone hear about the alcoholic in vegas this year ? he took over shots . +What do you call an unemployed anorexic person? Lazy-bones. +It's one thing to be a hoe, but a ratchet hoe? Bitch please, take a seat --> _/ +What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? I feel like a kid again +My Asian mom told me to stop playing with my food We were at the pound +we discussed Babbitt in my class today and the extent to which composers' rhetoric controls our interpretations of their music. huh. +Sorry, I don't believe in GamerGate's version of justice. Mass reporting isn't "dealing with" anything. @PendragonTarot +"My brother goes ""I got the munchies"" and my mom goes ""I didn't buy no motherfucking munchies"". I'm fucking screaming ghjuvbg" +Found this elsewhere, and it seems relevant to this group +"""Don't give up. It's not over yet. Bring it on, bastard... I'm standing right here!"" - Natsu Dragneel" +I just passed Devil ' s Lake , ND where the flooding is . +And facial recognition?pfft.what if choi siwon tries to unlock my phone?for sure he will succeed. kuikuikui 😂 +How do kids in your country spend the day? children spend theirs fetching water for their families #EndYemeSiege https://t.co/qkSLtmAEvA +"fish '''sushi''' instead of fresh caught and then complain about people whose morals allow them to eat pork. ""them"" ""us"" animals ARE us" +Nasan na sila??? Are we breathing the same air already??? #727TourMNL #SMARTFifthHarmony #SMARTMusicLive +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 197 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 +No, just stop talking. You keep going on about this sort of stuff and I don't care, ok? +An interesting title I was reading some Norwegian newspapers the other day, and they were discussing if women should wear jeans. Crazy to think that we argue about what... Females should.... Wear...... *Sigh* +US army to Osama : What do you want to say in your defence ? US army to Osama : What do you want to say in your defence ? Osama : I am not guilty for 9/11, Pilot was inexperienced. +Always make an idiot out of myself when I go town ffs 😂😭 +What would gold plated chains be good for? A retirement gift for a very very good slave. +Whats a similarity between coins and people The brown ones are not worth as much +Man, Brazil is far more violent than United States, but you don't seem to understand, that we don't fear that the person we're going out have a gun, that's what I'm saying, it's extremely rare to normal civillians to carry a gun. +I need my wife and two kids to be happy. Otherwise the cops will know I'm abusive. +Whats the difference between a prison and a zoo? Zoos have lots of animals, prisons just have monkeys. +There are quite a few Holocaust jokes. Six million and counting. +My life has taken an incredible turn since I last posted in this thread . +Oii @Louis_Tomlinson can't wait till the day i hug you so i can finally feel what it is to be home🏠, mind following me? te quiero◟̽◞̽-61,670 +Just kicked my idiot sister and watched spring breakers I think I wanna become a drug dealer now I got a situation +Well this anal scene is about to be fucking fire 🔥 +Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They always getting shit on!!!!!!! Bitch ass #TWDFinale +We don't have any women's shirts left. Everyone must have bought them for their wives. +hey everyone , i dont know really where to post this , but im new to the board and would just like to say hello to everyone. so ... hello ! +RT @JazzRiley: If a hoe give my lil Sista a eye like that she betta call me so we can go jump the bitch 😂😂😂😂😂 +if the sensi knows what they are doing they will break down the kata and show you how each move or movies apply to a certian kind of attack . +I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those buggers are hiding something delicious in there I know it." +LOL @Blktone im not sexist but I cant be with a bossy bitch lol +Man, it can't be ww3 yet im still a fucking virgin give me 10 years please +i am just down the road to you.welcome to the board.it breaks my heart every time i go to Galway city and see the amount of blacks there.the other week i was walking down shop street and there was a moslem standing in the street selling copies of the koran +What kind of file do you need to make a 10mm hole a 40mm hole? A Pedophile. +i love how aave gets co-opted by nonblacks & mainstream media run into the ground w overuse then black ppl get patronized for still using it +So you have really inspired me to try this out and I am trying to find copper sheeting to do this with. Where did you get copper sheeting? [...] Is this the size your used? +Did you know? Racism is actually a Dem thing. Jim Crow anti-black laws were a product of the Democratic south. KKK, segregation? All Dems. +I can actually say I'm the healthiest I've ever been at this point and getting better :) now if only the good weather would arrive! +when i was young , i always envied zack , the black power ranger . he was always so cool , and fly . now that my suicidal depression has kicked in , i still envy zack . he was either shot by a cop or dead of heart disease at +"my moms lockscreen is the fucking ""i am SHERlocked"" thing and i die a bit inside every time i see it" +You're beautiful. Oh, you're married? So, do you have any sisters? +How do you keep a child from being spoiled? Keep it in the fridge. +It is not a coincidence that these country, which are listed above were and are still being under attack by the western media, since one of the main reasons these countries have been under attack in the first place is because they do not have a Rothschild owned Central Bank yet. +I'm pretty new at posting here but count me in ~ I think this is an excellent idea . +some are and some are not. you will find that with everything in life. but whites tend to be more raspecfull to everyone +This Askreddit thread is just a bunch of white dudes going to foreign countries and fucking women there. +automod is just a really elaborate way to make us more racist we have to use more offensive terms rather than blac, like nigger, coon and monkey +I want to beat this bitches ass soooo bad +You know you are incel because you are a manager but women treat you like the janitor.... ... that is what i am experiencing everyday and i have problems getting work done because female employees are actively boycotting me and not following instructions and this in Thailand where women are so docile right...? +Last I had sex it felt like 100m Olympic final... 8 black men and a gun +Your pussy is red, my balls are blue... I've groped your tits for an hour or two. +I could just be in a bad mood, but all y'all do is fuckin wine 🍷 like babies, you haven't learn anything. +How to make a smurf Put blue food coloring in your sperm +"Haven't read her fic either. I don't make it a habit of reading people who are PROUD of being ""anti cc"". Get yourselves away from me." +I'm Having Regular Sex With a Blind Woman The sex is amazing but it isn't easy getting her husbands voice right +@DecodnLyfe @LupeFiasco @Larellj another black man? What does that have to do with anything? Once a monkey, always a monkey, Chicago idiot +#NationalBeerDay Now this is a day I can get behind. Serve me some cold ones, babes! https://t.co/jwAMSanzUh +um not even an hour into April fools day i got fucking rick rolled I hate all of my friends +A bitter lonely man is entitled, a bitter lonely woman is a "PROUD WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN" Doublestandards galore! +"@NotoriousBM95: @_WhitePonyJr_ Ariza is a snake and a coward" but at least he isn't a cripple like your hero Roach lmaoo +It's always a sad day when police find an abandoned dead child in a park It means they're closing in on me +Gabriel on !!! Now we are fucked along with mustafi they are two of the worst CB in the league #COYG +What band isn't allowed to tour Syria anymore? My Chemical Romance +TWO YEARS after #Watergate broke, #Nixon was actually RE-ELECTED. investigations of #DJT MUST NOT drag on for YEARS. Time is of the essence! +I have it well made for me, but I keep fucking around 🤦🏽‍♀️ +Me, about a coworker:: She seems a lot happier lately. I think she got into yoga. Other coworker:: Oh? Maybe she has a new man in her life. +mowgli is really laying in the middle of my bed and meowed at me when i moved her so i'm sleeping sideways +Their gods often had pale skin and blue eyes but I suppose literacy is n't valued highly by their cultural intelligencia . +When your teacher takes away your MP3 and then you pull out your MP4 but your teacher pulls out her MP5. ᴏᴏf +Seems like you cant get away from these parasites anymore its happening and getting worse everywhere . +I vote for #NickJonas & #DemiLovato “Future Now Tour” for #ImWithTheBand at the radiodisney #RDMAs +@boxingscene nobody is ever gonna take this ass clown serious again what a lil bitch +i 've heard they 're gon na make a reverse " get out " . it 's gon na be called " planet of the apes " . +Why are dogs as keeping pets, haram in Islam ? Because they can sniff out bombs ... +How Jews identify themselves when they have a narrative to sell: White people How Jews identify themselves all other times: Jews Interesting. +RT @Fitcchh: White girls that talk ghetto<<< you're not cute😂 +Ima go take a shower and fap to the white girl in my class Only way i can cope right now +Whats the difference between bucket full shit and nigger? The bucket. +How'd the white man end up with 2 black kids? There was a buy one get one free deal +salad what is the difference between a salad and a year old girl . an undressed salad does nt turn me on +I really need to invest in some clippers. This facial hair be needing to be tapped in between barber appointments. Scruffy is not my give. +RT @YunGMiGo: 😭😭😭😂😂RT @Shane_A1: Can you imagine Tryn yo hardest to stop a bitch frm slutin and still comin up unsuccessful +What did the foster kid get for Christmas? molested +[WinPC Followup] Print in Ultra mode - General Discussion +what do black men say to introduce themselves to a new date ? quit struggling bitch ! +What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message +Yo. @moldybars. I really hate to burst your bubble, but you found a bug in Twitter's UI. The block still exists. <3 +What does /r/mensrights think about the comments on penis length that say it's men and not women who are obessed with penis length?I'm a man and I've never been concerned about my penis size and I've always thouht it was a male stereotype invented by women +why are people so obsessed with this mansion my work owns? fucking tourists. 😂😂 +"What you should be focusing on is that we haven't lifted the ban on refugees yet. Not that we ""bombed Syria"". Because we fucking didn't. Jfc" +"I have this problem where I'll get mad at myself for being good at something and I be like ""KENAPA KAU NI PANDAI SANGAT? CUBA BODOH SIKIT!""" +what s the difference between terrorist attacks and the holocaust terrorist attacks have happened +a woman goes to a doctor 's office . upset and panicky , she blurts out , “ doctor , every time i go to a bar , i drink uncontrollably and wake up days later in a strange part of town , surrounded by men , bleeding from every orifice , clothing ripped and stained , money gone , with dry , cracked hands . ” the doctor , shocked , says , " well , it seems you have a problem . " the woman nods , “ it 's eczema right ? ” +If thanos killed half the universe And he went around killing half of every planet that’s not 50% thanos, that’s 25% mate They must have been in for a hell of a shock +What's Black on top and white on the bottom? Rape. +overcast clouds -> broken clouds temperature down 52°F -> 47°F humidity up 66% -> 76% wind 3mph -> 2mph +Don't have a dress for an upcoming formal or prom❓Stop by Cinderella's Closet April 11th from 6pm-8pm at the 11/12 cafeteria❗️👗✨ +Progress is hard when you're this willfully blind...they think the yellow text is a serious post by an MRA... +How do you get a black person on their knees? "Oh say can you see..." +I didn't choose the pedophile life... the pedophile chose me. +Rage is the sound of stupidity leaving the retard's body. +Calling all the old incels come back we are being over run by new members that are failed edgy normies that are calling truecels fakecels , come back from the shadows you won't get bullied in my thread . +What was the last thing going through Mr. Jacob's head when he was working in the World Trade Center on the 90th floor? The 91st floor. +i need to know if any whites lives in the La Mirada area i just moved there and i dont know anyone . +What did the black child get when he called his father? The answering machine. +Well you have to understand that those people are from a different generation so you can't get upset. If they tell you that your hair is festive it's not meant to be a bad thing, you know? +When hoes think I got sucker nigga written across my forehead... +I'm single at the end of the day, I'll talk the heels of your mom if I wanted. 😂😂But nahh, I'm coolin😝😋😜😏 +why is having sex with low quality women and other men seen as more acceptable than being abstinent the way i see it low quality women should be avoided (just like low quality men are avoided) and having sex with them is pathetic and shouldn't be done if you want to be valued as a person +what is the difference between boy scouts and jews ? boy scouts come back from camp . +Yall out here fuckin other women's men risking ya life & freedom but I'm out here single & dolo with no bitch you gotta worry about. +Which one of you took my name on club penguin island?? Now what am I supposed to name my little boy? +I'm no longer a 22 year old virgin I'm a 23 year old virgin :D :D :D +wondering if there would be value in refusing to answer inquiries/provide quotes for press that insists upon quoting wadhwa. #stopwadhwa2015 +Is this group in Sweden genuine or are they thieves who steal money but never send the goods you order ? +You can all go back to your toys now. I'm glad this stupid law was repealed. Enjoy. — feeling fabulous +how do we know that noah was n't born in africa ? because he 'd never have been able to get enough food to feed all those animals . +Making love to women is like making coffee.. I just pump her full of cream. +Got a new phone same # but good to have my internet with me no more flip phone.. fuck part is got home alarm was going off and recorded someone voice after alarm went off was thinking we catch video if they tried any more but at least field a report with police.. what a day 👌😎 +@KCCOLowery That cat had it made! He liked the roommates cats toys so I bought him the same 1 he likes my brush so… https://t.co/6fAnJqzq3X +Why am I getting all this hate for being 5 years older than my girlfriend? Besides, she would never have made it through elementary school without me. +What is the difference between an ISIS base and a school in Syria? I dont know man, i just fly the drone. +I been face with a few devils today. Bitches feel threatened by my aura of being godly. Fuck outta here bitch. My intelligence is a gift. +On top of that , only a small fraction of those 40,000 are active posters and some of the 40,000 are antis . +What do you call a blind German? A not-see +Take a bitch to Soho for some froyo, tell her she gon blow it, Romo +Thoughts on Programming, Number 18: The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten per cent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the f +I hate when a nigga be tryna underhand flirt..,, like boy bye +Student Girl Says Her Boyfriend Doesn’t Mind Her Dating Wealthy Sugar Daddies https://t.co/4uyszQd2fo +It kills me when men say women should take "I'd fuck her" as a compliment and not objectification when men will literally fuck an apple pie. +"Honey!...I'm Home" Winnie the Pooh could be a right prick after a hard day at work. +"In high school I bet you were boted "" Most likely to keep being awesome"". Jex De Castro HisMaJEXty OnItsShowtime" +Men need the right to opt out of parenthood. +RT @TheBloodShow: Ugly hoes be the loudest .. u need to duck off & hide yourself frfr +What's a black persons favorite chord? A minor +So a guy yelling at a woman on the street would be an example of sexual harassment, if the woman chose to make a big deal about it. But you know, if she was dressed a certain way, she might be enjoying that kind of attention. +A gay man converted to Islam He’s still gay but his husband is now his 8 year old nephew. +Coworkers probably mad at me cause I fagged on them +Reflections on the 1970s Image Credit & Copyright : Jimmy Walker Explanation : The 1970s are sometimes ignored by astronomers , like this beautiful grouping of reflection nebulae in Orion - NGC 1977 , NGC 1975 , and NGC 1973 - usually overlooked in favor of the substantial glow from the nearby stellar nursery better known as the Orion Nebula . +Message to the left...... Trump2020, bitches! +"@SethAbramson ""Trump is Hitler!"" Real fuckin' original. Next time compare him to something less cliché, like Voldemort. OH WAIT." +Whats the best way to kill an amputee? with a sawed off +what do you call a heterosexual asian girl who has started to have periods ? a breeder +1000 incels online weew i remember those times where 700 would make us send troops to escort our sensitivecels +Dimms and Left demanding unconditional surrender of America: Pro-Open Borders Hispanic Caucus to Trump Administration: Stop Talking About 'Chain Migration' - +Are you ready to discover secret leader qualities to grow your career? https://t.co/oym3aExiXb https://t.co/siui8XclLh +the far-right embracing single-payer before the democrats is fucking embarrassing +I wish the government would shut down and #Trump would go full troll and start mass deportations of the so called dreamers while everything it's shut down. +Collin Rugg: ‏ People the Democrats don’t want to protect: -Military -Homeless vets -Border Patrol -15 million in poverty People Dems will protect: -Illegal aliens who hate America but will vote Democrat +"Hurray! I have finished ""Breaking News!"" task in Big Business HD for iPad! #ipad #ipadgames #gameinsight" +Im sure they leave a good Tip +@riact_ Later start times actually contribute to less, and poorer quality sleep?? https://t.co/aWjwHcJuZx +my daughter always dreamed of getting married . . when she was a little girl . so we converted to islam . +What’s a transgender’s favorite tie? A rope. +Carrboro Fri (1/2): Transportation, Sunnyslope(s), Bat Fangs at Cat's Cradle Back Room (@CatsCradleNC) +Smoked weed with a girl today How do I get the taste of Chad's cum out of my mouth? +Oh it's so soft, it's like a loofah! +I might have broken the internet by suggesting people like to live around people like themselves. +what kind of punch hits the hardest ? the sandy hook +Gandhi was pretty sexist, but on #ladyghostbusters: "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." +What does a smart Mexican share with a Unicorn? They're both fictional. +Why do people put an x for anything with chris or crys in the word Seems pretty stupid and unnecessary +I recently changed my name thinking about my daughter... My new name is “Help” as that’s all she seems to scream when I fuck her +Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from his camp Note: This is a older one I know so if anyone's heard it that's why +Good muslims go to heaven. Suicide bombers go everywhere. +THE FUCKING HARDY BOYZ AT WRESTLEMANIA AND WON WTF!!!! +I like my women like how I like my windows 7 +Normies literally downvoted me for not having had a cell phone in high school +When home from work, gonna stream my ugly ass until bedtime +I think divorce is pretty funny. It's a real side splitter. +If you aren't the target of the satire, then how could I be trying to mock you? > You attack people attempting to find peace in the middle of this desolation because you have no compassion for the people who have watched this happen, from the general convention walkouts to the courtroom in Saint George today. [...] Maybe you could ask Jesus to be civil, as well? +"@NekoCase But not ""floss and cut your fucking toenails.""" +I recommend that when that bastard Moulton loses anyone in his family everyone send him a "I'm glad they're gone" card! +In other words call you a bitch. +Woman busting her ass to please you and you treat her like shit cuz you a immature ass lil boy. Yeah fuck all you hoe ass niggas. +A black man has five kids named Isaiah,Isaiah,Isaiah,Isaiah, and Isaiah. How does he tell them apart? By their mothers. +Just thinking about how easy Chads and women have it ruins my whole day They can coast through life while I have to struggle and be in misery +I'm having same concerns as well lol RT @briancbarbour: Now I have real concerns a downpour at game time might disrupt my DIRECTV signal +So My Dad Came Home Last Night... Just kidding. +i 've only had anonymous sex once . the text on the tombstone had faded off . +and the Poles decide to up and leave therefore devastating the Irish economy as every man and his dog are telling us what are the potential ramifications for our welfare scrounging visitors from far ashore ? +I told my wife it was time to take Ol Yeller to the back yard and put her out of her misery. She hates it when I call her mother that. +Some Hillary fans have been saying @HillaryClinton should become President if Trump is oustered over Russia- yeah, that's not how it works +What does a fetus and a bass have in common? They both can be caught with a sharpened clothes hanger. +JUST to give Stephen A Smith a stage to be a fucking idiot (2/2) +I was in a parade color guard carrying a heavy ass M1 Garand Halfway through my arm was killing me and I was not holding the rifle high We came to an old guy in a VFW hat and I watched him pull himself out of a wheelchair to stand and salute as the flag passed That rifle got a lot lighter quick +Brandon Saad point shares, last 2 seasons (CBJ): 7.2, 6.7. Artemi Panarin point shares, last 2 seasons (CHI): 9.8, 8.5 +About time i stop lurking, made this account to join the community First things first, i'd like to know what all the terminologies here mean, i just can't see the world the same way again after understanding all these biases and judging of people for all the wrong reasons in the world, i'm 5'5, mulat, bad jawline, black eye, pretty much a social outcast. +You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it. +school's not even over yet and all the fucking sweats are trying on tdm +What's hard to pick up, but easy to put down? A heavy dog. +Bitch you are ugly inside, out. Everything about you is ugly +i am so excited to see @MHoranRosenthal reunite with @PatriciaHeaton on April 11th's episode of #TheMiddle! +my wife has a body of a sixteen year old girl she keeps it in the fridge . +The world is yours n every bitch in it +I see all of your goals being accomplished , especially finding a girl to settle down with . +My math teacher cancelled class for tomorrow and said we can take home our test😭😭 Sooooo who a math tutor👀 +I place white power propaganda in fast food restaurants and public places like movie theatre toilets and public toilets and public phone terminals . +Daily reminder that photofeeler is bullshit There are few threads on lookism where Chico gets 20% and sub4 gets 80% +Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water Who else would have thought of adding gas +What is Hitler’s favorite number? 6 million +gemini : mean asf , argues a lot , a mess , super aggressive for no reason when upset , doesn't know how to treat a person like a person +Then when they 're good and pumped up on how awesome they are they 'll be knocking on your door asking you to surrender your guns . +Every nigga tryna fuck the next nigga bitch not knowing his bitch is the next nigga bitch! +How do you fit 4 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down! +asians are dominating the aiming competitions at the olympics . they 've really demonstrated they can shoot a target with their eyes closed . +At this time of the year you see how real college is. There are only 4 people left in my physics class 🤒 +Someone just shot my wife 21 time and killed her. Best money ever spent and a dollar per bullet ain't bad either. +Nikki Haley bashes the UN for doing “much more damage to the prospects for Middle East peace than to advance them.” “The United States will not be lectured to by countries that lack any credibility when it comes to treating both Israelis and Palestinians fairly.” +Starts with N What word? Starts with N, ends to R and you would never call a black man one? Neighbour +Hi @asliyoyo...... 🙋😀 miss you my sunshine.... Awww.... Am #Back #Home #sweet #Home... Miss youuu... Such mein bohot jayada...!!! 😘😘😘 +"Niggas can't leave this ""fat bad bodied bitch"" alone 🤣" +am i a bad person if you answered yes, why? +The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital. "How is she?" I asked. "Very critical," replied the officer. "What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said. +So how long has she been married"?" +Two hours, a bottle of wine and nothing. Not a word or note. Ah well, that's just how it is sometimes. The wine was nice though. +The Oblamer Administration DID DO BETA TESTS on shutting down EBT cards in various State's to see what would happen and with in hours after EBT cards were turned off, complete areas in various cities in the Nation rioted with in hours of em doing such said beta tests, FACT. +Transgender How could anybody date a transgender person they want you to accept them for who they are when they couldn't accept themselfs for who they are. Plus it's nasty +can u guys check to make sure ur site work with Linux lots of Linux folks use Konqueror. just a thought +What's good about a noose? It never lets you down +Battle of Scandinavia, @ChampsWarLeague week 3, GLHF @SuomiKotkat_CoC BD 5/14/21! https://t.co/ETIfezoLVn +What really brings out the child in me ? An abortion. +Decided to start playing the lottery again So I took out life insurance on the kids. +The topic of our next discussion: patriotism. Is it different from nationalism & is there a place for patriotism in modern leftist thought? +Linkin Park Chester Bennington had 6 children! Guess he must have been well hung. +What starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person Neighbor +me: can't wait to join law enforcement also me: 5 feet no muscle me: can't wait to join law enforcement +Let Brandi do my hair so I could go my disgusted ass inside +Yes but difference is that Putin is still in charge and Jews have to behave , while on other picture Jewess Albright is in charge and is there to give orders to Ukraine , so you ca n't really compare . +She also claimed that women being angry with Wadhwa was worse than the death threats we were getting because we're "used to it". +RT @ChloeMae334: Mine and my girls texts are 10/10 fuckin brutal tonight @jamie_sansom 😈😈😈😈😈 +Mary held her little daughter 20 minutes under water... Don't to save her from life trouble, just to see the funny bubbles +Fucking come on, Shadab Khan what a talent. Four wickets for him. +#Ecuador #elections 🇪🇨 95% votes counted, Moreno in the lead w/ 51.11 to 48.89% to opponent Lasso, country’s election commission reports. +Did Jesus die a virgin... Of course not! He got nailed before he died. +I just received some texts that I should have gotten during the National Championship and boy was that a rush to read +NHS recruits must be given special status after #Brexit, MPs urge https://t.co/7Ffh5s7NNT? @OwenJones84… https://t.co/X44XmlcAgJ +germans are pretty good at building houses , but never hire a german plumber i hired one and he hooked the gas line up to my shower +Friendly reminder that being nice and polite gets you NOWHERE if you are sub 8 Your best bet is to be bitter and LDAR +Let's show our Love for Kisses by Liking and leaving possitive comments to all her pictures & videos. TY! ~ joy +Backdoor is open: them hoes will let you fuck em in the ass. Usually an extra charge plus the rate you agreed upon. +Is it bad that I have this habit of pissing my man off just bc im into freaky deeky shiiiiit 🙈 +I agree with your post except if its a white they will say so . +i really suck at this social media because i'm pretty much anti-social. +RT @randycaliboi: When I hear an ugly bitch talk about another ugly bitch 😐 ... http://t.co/RwvyvPYE2n +Whether or not one chooses to eat meat is a very personal decision . +WITHOUT GETTING THE NORMIES TO UNDERSTAND THE JEW INFLUENCE.....WE CANT GROW.....TGSNT ! +I'm taking my College funds and using them to start a self sufficient farm . +So I was eating this girl out... I tasted horse cum. "So that's how you died, Grandma" +What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid you will hate it as an adult. +Me:: how do astronauts deal with human needs in space? Do female astronauts menstruate? Astronomy professor:: I don't know. Me:: is it problematic? Is that part of why they didn't allow lady astronauts in space for so long--the guys in charge thought it'd be a gigantic deal? Professor:: I don't know, but you definitely don't want an angry woman in space! +The pope recently said "Hell does not exist" No wonder they molest so many children their. +sitting in sports nutrition ... all the student athletes around me are talking about their workouts ... here I am eating a chicken sandwich +HALF of BAMA reporting and MOORE UP by 20,000 votes! +How did HIV spread to the Mormon Missionary? He met one of his wives on a mission trip in Uganda. What did he do once he found out? >!Told the Ugandan Orphanage to have its kids tested!< +I am IAmWhatYouMadeMe9 and I have came back to purge this sub of degeneracy and normie filth. +I like my women the same way I like my trash... In a big black bag. +#Diversity fail for the start of the week in Canada TERROR ATTACK IN CANADA: ISIS Loser Stabs Cop, Ploughs Through Crowd +Taking bets... how many days before black history monuments start getting defaced or destroyed? +Normies making fun of ugly people who are polite to women +This is a rotating set... It can be pushed easily by one strong guy, or three or four wimpy girls. +That hoe beefing over tunchi chillllll ouutttt +after our daughter was diagnosed with cancer my wife decided to paint her entire room pink to cheer her up a little bit it 's going to make my new gym look really gay . +we can laugh at jwong for bitching about how bad sentinel was cuz he was being a baby, but after a few more weeks he got over it and invented a ton of anti-sentinel tech and we saw the birth of wolverine/akuma so its all good +me: hey mom can we go buy some melatonin at the store mom: Go stand in the sun stupid ass +I'm not just talking about their health, okay? I know their health is extremely important. But, think about it first. +Movies:Joss Whedon to Write and Direct 'Batgirl' For Warner Bros-- https://t.co/AcejnfwKAL #movie https://t.co/XQfmiXtzgB +what did the valet say to michael j. fox ? you better watch your parkin ' , son . +Generally love Mondays but theres just something about this one Im really not feeling 😫😔 Need motivation & sleep aside shaking weird vibes. +I fucked up my math test DUMB and UGLY what more could a girl want? +Son: What’s your favorite pet Dad? Dad: A woman +Send them North Korean to THEIR HALLOWED GRAVES DON'T SPARE ANYONE +Earth's Dark Sector Defense is incredibly easy to get money. 13,000 credits for just 5 waves. Can be done in less than 5 minutes. +a mother is giving birth a woman is giving birth . she gives the final push and the baby comes out . the doctor grabs the baby , cuts the cord , and immediately slams it on a table . the mother begins to scream , " what are you doing to my baby ! " the doctor throws the baby on the ground and jumps on it . the mother tries to get out of the bed to stop him , but nurses come in and hold her down . the doctor picks up the baby and begins to rip it 's limbs off . the mother is in tears , her child gone . the doctor says , " relax . it 's all okay . the baby was still born " +What do my sister and a house have in common? I live inside both. +#ProtectPeaceCorps just got a big boost. A record 175 House Members signed the Peace Corps Funding Dear Colleague Letter +"I had a crazy dream that my bff @FullerBeautyy tried to set me on a blind date An she was saying ""hey Bestfriend I got a girl for U"" 😂😂😂" +Why are so many middle aged men going to Japan? Google the Age of Consent in Japan. +what 's the difference between an asian and a dildo ? you ca n't buy dildos that short +can someone do something about junmyeon being yelled at & that person making him cry, we can't just let this go +I was really worried about this one because I thought a bunch of groids were going to hop out of the cars signifying the town to get so excited and the women to remove clothing .... +"Light skinned girls stayed gettin picked on and beat up for reasons like ""she think she cute cuz she lite bright & got good hair""" +When it comes to rape accusations... ... what is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? +finance.yahoo.com/news/iran-guards-commander-says-ready-082108702.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_01 … The mosque is Islam’s third-holiest shrine and a frequent flashpoint for tensions between Israel and the Palestinians. +i relized fear one morning. the blare of the fox hounters sound. when they 're all chasing after the poor bloody fox. it is safer to be dressed like the hounds . +Just go up to her bruv, remember to smile This is a SETUP, they are setting you up to FAIL to laugh at your miserable life. +what do a greenhouse and a retirement home have in common ? they 're both full of vegetables . +Feeling happy bcz today I opened my Twitter account and following my lovely kichcha Dada Iam soooo happy +187 users and 213 tweets (174 RTs) in 4 days made 'Lindiwe Hani' a Trending Topic in South Africa. #trndnl +A feminist sub manages to have a moderately civil discussion about paternity rights. +Listening to Cory Booker talk about liberty is so pathetic, ObamaCare forces people to buy healthcare......that's not liberty moron +This post by Jack boot and the piece by Marc Moran , are very inspiring . +How could u do that to me for 4 months? I just been fucking boy just 2 days and i cant do that anymore. because i had heart. +If The feud with Bannon, the Anti-Tank Missiles to Ukraine, and other mistakes can come to a crescendo: The Deep State may be able to remove Trump from office. +I had nothing but polite White Children and their parents come to my door , and I got to meet some of my neighbors . +Judge Re-Instates Group Defamation Lawsuit by UVA Fraternity Against Susan Erdeley and Rolling Stone for Fabricated Rape Story —Ace +Local-Temp : 28.00 Local-Humidity: 48.70 Remote-Temp : 0.00 Remote-Humidity: 0.00 Time: 279716383 Counter: 0 Sensor: OK IAmArduino. +What's the difference between a black guy and a gun? Guns are still legal to buy and sell. +Red Blue Green Black White Nothing racist here just basic colors in the spectrum. +I've been thinking about during that damn movie I hate when people follow me srry if I'm late. +Bought a fucking calzone and these 2 strippers ate it......... +go_kart_mozart comments on TIL That in a psychology experiment women were found to be more aggressive than men, but only if their gender was hidden +Women are literal cucks: another woman states she has no problem being part of a harem for Chad and letting him fuck other women as long as he provides for her and loves her. +What’s the problem with an Asian pet store? There’s always a kitchen in the back +What’s the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man didnt need a miracle to survive past 14 Prolly bad +Kiss and make up kids , the real enemy is on our streets raping our women . +I knew a kid down the street who was home schooled and he didnt act like a kid his age should . +what 's the difference between jewish people and santa claus ? their direction in the chimney . +Suspect ✅ Connections ✅ ANTI-CHRISTIAN ✅ Muslim Convert ✅ MSM COVER-UP TO FOLLOW ✅ +Man on /r/AskReddit responds to a woman who asks why men don't see themselves as sexy +If YOU want to take my child for any amount of time YOU can pick him up. I am not a taxi. & I did not ASK YOU to take him. +ALL this high school talk makes ME feel old , and Im 19 !!! +Obstruction on CA-17 Southbound north of Mt Hermon Rd (Scotts Valley). Lanes blocked. Expect delays. +Gender is like the twin towers First there were two, now talking about it is difficult +What's the Difference Between a Cap and a Nut? I don't wanna bust a cap in yo ass... +little behind what does a priest and a silver medalist have in common ? they both came in a little behind . +At the office. Three Jamaican men with dreadlocks are in a meeting in a conference room. The "comedian" white coworker walks by and sticks his head in:: COMEDIAN:: What are you guys, some kind of a club? ATTENDEE:: Yeah, that's it, we're a club. (everyone else rolls their eyes) +I don't know what people get out of being horrible. Like I'm lying here feeling guilty that I hardly said a word in work today .. people 🖕🏻 +Went to The Body Shop to try Euntak's perfume (which Gong Yoo endorses irl) and it smells horrible aaaah I wanted to support this ㅠㅠ +Just searched 'when was the first black Friday' Apparently he worked for Robinson Crusoe. +I'm beginning to realize that the republican party is just as guilty as the democrats for censoring freedom of speech. +Imagine a Jewish man painted orange head to toe 100% concentrated orange jews +I don’t understand people that say cancer is hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4 +.@SassNPearls They have no sense of irony or awareness. Or shame. Or decency. Or...well, I could do this all day... +What happened to Princess Diana’s Computer? It crashed +Remind the_donald is cucked as hell Roasties submit photos of them with trump clothes get thousands votes and praise, if some blackpilled incel comments about that gets downvoted as fuck and banned! +Walking the path i used to take with Umi to pasir ris central, listening to Simple Plan. Walk down memory lane ah eh haha +I was traveling today and was informed that the black slaves were trained and educated in the arts of skilled labor . +It's good to see someone actively trying to make a difference and reach out to people who otherwise might never realize that there is more than one side to any belief . +what has eyebrows , mouths , and a blue line through the middle ? michael j. fox 's self portrait +What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. +If only Africans had more mosquito nets We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids +Don't tell me to hit you up and then hit me with a boring ass convo 😒 +IM VEGAN AND CNT EVEN TRY THE PIES BUT IM FUCKING MAD ON BEHALF OF CARNIST THEATER FANS WORLDWIDE +Yea like the resistance the Christian Churches put up against the communists right ? +Downside of using @blocktogether is that I have to create a new twitter account for each block list. +I hate when I see a thick bitch on Instagram, then she show up looking like a teddy graham. +My doctor gave me a rectal exam today... It went great! He even put his hands on my shoulders to comfort me. +Hay fan your my only friend Let's hang out +What do you call a blank piece of paper? Women’s rights +"@ErikssonMalin85: Why is a man afraid to commit to woman he really loves? #QuestionsForMen" Sexist biased divorce laws will ruin his life. +Wouldnt wish anything bad on someone who is sick regardless if I dont like them or not.To even question my moms cancer that way is inhumane +Notice the video title , whenever there is a fight between a white and non white , the white is always the racist +That sounds like a very weak thing to do . +Zionist Christians Have My Dad Brainwashed And Like I Said If He Keeps It Up I'll Disown Him Because I Have A Deep Hatred For Jews Because How They Lied About My Fuher +My next book is called "Nazi rapists stole my Xmas tree". +Got to make sure this embaressing thread is knocked off the front page before too many people come along and see it right ? +nope never A thought for the day: “Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” — Albert Einstein +RT @BrysonTlIIer: fucked around and got obsessed w/ you +I'mma surprise Joëll with a visit today. :) It's better than him hanging around over here… sis gets all like a harmless, yet fierce kitten. +Me:: I'm looking for someone who understands what it means to be in an interracial relationship. Him:: But when I look at you, I don't see an Asian girl. He is White. I am of 100% Taiwanese descent. +what do jewish women and nazis have in common ? they both stick something thin and cheap into their ovens . +i literally HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE IDEK WHY. I SHOULD BE HEALED BC OF HARRY +@areuseriousrn @harmon_lauren it's okay I'll get bitches on this dick anyway but thanks for the tip +"I am looking for something more serious but when I want just sex I get it somewhere else"- Femoid I can't fucking breathe, my head hurts reading this. +This captivating natural color view of the planet Saturn was created from images collected shortly after Cassini began its extended Equinox Mission in July 2008 . +as you see the full apparatus of the Federal Government swing into gear to crush the Alt Right, here's a reminder that it's probably not a great idea to even joke about Plausible Violence your edgy joke will not be given the benefit of the doubt don't give the bastards an excuse to frame you +What do you call a pool of autistic kids A vegetable salad +Police officer:: What did the gun look like? Me:: I don't know, it was boxy, and black. Police officer:: That right there is a woman's description of a gun. I was a young woman reporting a robbery at a police station. Made me feel invalidated and weakened. +"I was deadass out thinking ""niggas are really in here partying not knowing we bouta go to fucking war""" +IM CLAIMING EVERY RETARDED SOUL OUT THERE WHO VOTED FOR THIS DICKHEAD +What is the best part of raping black women? You never have to worry about the cops investigating. +“May the same demons you worshipped terrorize your soul in hell,” Collins said. +Ugly and socially awkward men who don't lose their virginity without paying for it before they turn 21 should be euthanized This doesn't count rape victims, sexual abuse victims, those chosing to stay celibate and asexuals, of course. +Olivia is another god awful cunt. Get her off the fucking tele too. #MadeInChelsea +Whenever I watch Alex Jones, I just talk over top of him the entire show, that way I feel like Im really participating with them... #mostAnnoyingFknThingToDoInLifeNextToSmackingLipsWhileEating +How come nobody is talking about this in this sub? +So I was beating my daughter at a game of chess the other night. Why couldn't that dumb bitch just let me win. +“@pskinny31: That hoe gone jam watch” if you ain't throwing ass bitch "fuck out the party ✌️" +What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, filled with cum and makes the ladies scream? The sock under my bed +No matter how much it hurts right now, one day you'll look back and realize it changed your life for the better. +What is limp and gassy? A dead Jew. +stupid ass looking queensryche cage tappy tappy drumming +Perhaps your emails will make the hardened hearts realize the errors of their ways . +If you would like to report illegal aliens, please call Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) at 1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423) +This girl was so hot...I'd do some disgusting things to her. First I'd drug her, then rape her, then chop her up. +im taking a break from fishboy and reading on the main story for I-chu and holy shit leon just punched a fucking bear +Did you even read my comment? The whole thing was about the analogy clause, and how I felt this post failed to meet that requirement. Thank you for pointing out (and bolding) something I clearly knew about already. +it's been two days since i didn't get out of bed and ate do you think i may die this way ? +Nooooooo not that fucking evil icecream maker #MKR +it's crazy that the Left decided to commit suicide on the altar of Trannies and Islam you're a Nazi if you don't want dudes in your daughter's bathroom and hijabs in your Walmart being Progressive now means wanting a Mosque and a Molester next door +Sometimes coffee doesn't help me at all and sometimes I can literally feel it bring me to life with every sip +Little punch lines Reincarnated as mold spores underside ancient floorboards +I like my women like I like my coffee Without pubic hair +An Arabian man speaks around 2000 words a day For a woman you just count the amount of whip scars +People always wanna blame the server for their food being fucked up and then not tip like we were the ones who cooked it +Does anyone here have extended family that doesn't infuriate and distress them? I envy you. +i was really craving chocolate covered strawberries but i don't have strawberries so i used apples & it was bomb +Based top comment about "Beach Body Ready" Ruling (/r/twoxChromosomes) +Can't believe Swansea have bottled this. Fucking hell. +If you ever go to a brothel in Bangkok, It's best you use cash, for your trans action. +There was a lot of tension in the drug rehabilitation centre when I visited earlier. It was so quiet you could hear a needle drop. +Anthony Bourdain was a perfectionist He likes to age his hanged meat exactly 61 years +Some journalist tried to replicate RippedRichAndIncel's atomic balckpill, but used a stacy instead of a chad. +@ZombieDevaney Maybe I can be reincarnated as one. I will settle for being mediocre engineer and consultant. +Why did African men agree to the Slave Trade in the first place? They had children back in Africa. +I got a main bitch I got new hoe love my Ak but I got my .44 +.@kelseytheodore2 if you think this is people jumping on you, then you have absolutely no call to criticize me about anything, ever. +Pareto Principle: Only ten players in the NBA have recorded multiple triple-doubles this season and account for 89% of triple-doubles. +how to get the gf 1. go the gym and get shredded brah because looks don't matter to women 2. shower at least 10 times a day (hygiene is very important) 3. invest in some deoderant 4. get a haircut 5. go outside and inanely walk around in public for at least 10 hours a day +Bomb your house, Then fuck your bitch. All hail Al Qaeda +hello all , I was wondering , what does the tripple 7 flag stand for ? +Sometimes I feel I need to remind people that being nostalgic for your childhood isn't universal. +Rejected baseball game ideas: Nolan Ryan's Punch-Out Mark and Jose's Juice 'Em Up David Ross Dance Dance Revolution #baseball #rejected +Done For Now Im retreating to r/2dark4darkjokes full time for now until this whole bot bullshit is over feel free to come with +now i get it 13 reasons why is that boring ass book i read like 6 years ago +Literally just chased my dog for 15 fucking minutes because my gram let him out 😡😡 +what's a suicidal persons favorite game? Russian roulette +What's the difference between my girlfriend and a corpse Nothing really. +I accidentally pushed some button , I do n't know which . +Can you recommend anyone for this #job in #Denver, CO? https://t.co/7iEKHCOqB9 #mentalhealth #empleo… https://t.co/FdCWLMWURV +I gotta a bad bitch and all she do is bake cookies +My dad looks at me with such disdain He must be so disappointed with how his seed turned out +If I have the chance to dance to MJ at the prom, OMG is it gonna be fucking lit +RT @yuuyaa0: Guys be going out every weekend and say they want a girl that doesn't go out 😂 fucking hypocrites +Do worry only 40 percent of male mammals get to reproduce... No idea if this fact makes us feel better or not +RT @isabelaseraffim: don't let that bitch make u mad +To people saying your humour is too dark... Wait till you see some of my friends +While walking to class at my university, a white male student jogs up to my friend and me and starts talking. Him:: Hi! You have a beautiful smile. Are you Korean? Annyeong haseyo! Me:: No, I'm Chinese American. Sorry, we have to get to class. Him:: Oh! He proceeds to direct, "Ni hao ma," to my Korean American friend walking beside me. I'm disappointed:: In myself for responding to these situations politely without addressing the issue. At other people for waving these concerns away when I do speak. That I'm asked these questions at a liberal university campus. That some people believe my national and cultural identity are synonymous with my race. That some people believe that all people of similar skin color are interchangeable. +Whoever Router name is ASUS ya fucking up the Wifi in my room 😒 +Mormons generally affirm , as do orthodox Christians , that the death of Jesus Christ made the offering of sacrifices , and in particular animal/blood sacrifices , obsolete . +What does the “j” in the words “black people” stand for? Jobs +like ppl on there seem to fucking froth at the mouth when a chance arises to tear down an indie artist, especially women, especially lgbtq +RT @TAXSTONE: These bitches self esteem built off likes and their principles built off Instagram memes +i just use music to free my mind to have that feeling the passion it gives it's something i don't think i will ever stop doing +How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a brush and shovel +There are hundreds of skins out here , esp. in your area . +Mike Will came with the fucking bangers on Ransom 2 🔥 +my dad left craigslist up on he was looking at a baby stroller and a pair of jordans, should i be worried?????? +She wants fame, money, and irrelevant people's validity, masked with a shell of self-dignity, and wants such perks without its negativity. +All these bitches & niggas be Trippin offa what type of relationship me & duddy got like we not fuccing no more & we not dating. +Height alone can turn a Chad into an Incel Take any 6ft+ Chad you know of and make him 5'3 and I guarantee he will be incel. +We need to spread more videos around Haman : WNTube - YouTube the White Nationalist way ... +what 's the difference between a black and a muslim ? the reason why dad did n't come home . +normies are so fucking insecure you can go onto any subreddit and see a post with a title involving their gf/wife its fucking retarded /r/gaming - "my gf knitted me this nintendo sweater" /r/aww - "my wife and I just adopted this ugly dog" /r/adviceanimals - "when I tell my wife _____" LIKE WE GET IT +Did you know the “R” in the word “Women” stands for rights? +Told my girlfriend that my mom is deaf, so speak loud and slow... Told my mom that my girlfriend is retarded... +Things that don't exist Unicorns Fairies Ghosts Honest Women +"😂😂😂😂😂 I could imagine ""@VuyiswaVilakazi: Have you guys seen a pregnant dog with an attitude😱😱😱jerrrrr could kill it!!""" +What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-Country +If you body count more then mine you a hoe js. +Dear guys who wear berkenstoks or how ever they're spelled, please fucking wear socks. That shits ugly and yo feet nasty. -The world +What happened to the Jew who got into an argument with Adolf Hitler? She got roasted. +Workplaces need to stop feeding their employees leftover/ old food Y'all want Great Performances But can't serve Quality Food +Theres a thread on the front page of /r/offmychest about privilege and anyone who comments disagreeing with white males having privilege is getting their comments deleted +I saw a camera recording my daughter getting dressed so I had to make sure it was still recording +Why do white people have so many pets? Because they can't own people anymore +Since I'm joining the startup scene, it seems like a bad thing that I'm looking forward to season 2 of Silicon Valley. But it looks SO GOOD. +My friend recently died from opiate overdose Accepting her death was a hard pill to swallow +My old high school that I graduated from has sold its soul to the devil . +I found it quite queer as I sipped on my beer what I felt in my rear it gave me much fear and ruined my year +Sex with me is a lot like dying... It is definitely going to happen, and you probably aren't going to like it. +By the way , if the person you 're speaking to is claiming that blacks are held back it 's their duty to prove their claim , not your duty to disprove it . +Research (what is going on?) & decision making (what we need to know about reality?) require different #datavisualization #EDW17 +Somebody said to me “Only two types of women need don’t rape whistles: fat ones and feminists” I’m still waiting to hear about the second type. +Meanwhile, he lived among uneducated and depressing people in a dreary section of town and seemed to have no interest in finding suitable associates or surroundings. +#scandal you guys just made episodes 7 and 9 for children. Hell, even children won't believe that sh*t. +What do you call a black person in heat? A thirsty African. +So @iAmAustinJones did you have as much of a fucking blast as I did tonight seeing @PanicAtTheDisco ??? +"Just catching up on #emmerdale Laughing at Roberts ""I'll just uncaringly go and pay for hotels and flights""" +I have n't , because I threw out my TV in the mid-1990s when there were to many blacks on TV . +what 's the first thing a woman does when she leaves a battered woman 's shelter ? the dishes if she knows what 's good for her . +A black man was shot 15 times... Police say it was the worst case of suicide they have ever seen +I Googled you. Why on earth do you have a Japanese girl`s name if you don`t look Japanese?! +unexpected message from someone, no i dont want to talk anymore youve hurt me again and again im not gonna allow you to do it again . +Yesterday was national beer day.. So I think it's only right that we dedicate this weekend completely to beer. Happy national beerweekend 🍻 +Sounds like an endorsement deal. +Saving up for height increase surgery and Plastic Surgery If I become Chad, will I still be welcome at r/incels? +Whats the difference between black people and jewish people? Black people don't need to get a whole other race to kill them +Why did the kindergartener drop his crayon? Submachine gun rounds make you drop stuff +this desire to be considered queer just to not be criticized by the queer community is dangerous. def co-opting & def lacking respect +>tfw 19 years old and balding KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MY MOM SAYING THAT I AM NOT BALDING AND THEN SHE SAID THAT I CAN IMPLANT HAIR IF I WANT +For God 's sake nobody cares about this childish personal crap . +Tbh I couldn't get past through the first episode of 13 reasons why, the acting bothered me way too much +Banned from OkCupid I guess asking women who WANT CAUSAL SEX for CASUAL SEX is "harassment" these days +I have five days off when drew comes home & he wants me to get my nails done just so I can give him back scratches 😂 +I'm dracula bitch, don't got a problem smackin a bitch Kidnap em, attack em with axes n shit +Shehu Sani was right, they've made pple blv Nass is guilty when they ar bad @UthmanOlaide @OnyekeOC1 @HcRashnather @buskababa @bukolasaraki +"This stupid guy just asked ""So can I take you out to eat after class?"" I said ""uhh no I don't just hang out with boys"" ""I'm a man tho"" 😂😂" +RT @WBeezy_: These bitches so phoney 😂😂😂 +Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa tilted? It had better reflexes than the Twin Towers. +Which country, if any, has the most prominent and mainstream Mens Rights Movement? +what 's better than winning gold at the special olympics ? not being a degenerate ! +My priest once told me: "Homosexuality is abbhorent in the eyes of God." "Now take your pants off, kid" +15th October 1927 Britain's Public Morals Committee attacked the use of contraception on the grounds it produced a weak hereditary stock. +When do you stop hitting your dogs? When the bleeding stops. +RT @TheeJenBunny: Oh you missed bitch- bitxhes who got socked in the face +Why do black dudes have such big dicks? To make up for the pussy lips on their face! (I grew up in a southern family I have a lot of these) +White girl:: I find that women from other races tend to be very, very ugly or very, very hot. There's not much in between. Whereas white women are usually not very hot or very ugly but fall in the middle. Me (Asian girl):: Um. That's because your standards of beauty are normalized around white women. You're taught to think that way through the barrage of media presenting whiteness as normal and color as exotic or repulsive. White Girl:: No, I think I'm right. I've talked to other people and they all agree with me. Me:: ... A year ago, both of us 19, in a car with other people. +5:14 am from Embossed Legs Crowned Girl (Knieendes Mädchen) Augustin Tschichold Letterpress typographing ie. drawn over photographs +Looking around.. deb-az at Twitter & Deb Az Facebook here Hello! +"@iAMPickUpLines: You can call me Fireman cause I turn the hoes on." +The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since it lost its two best shooters. +What Dose A Pot Head And A Jew Have In Common There better when their baked +one good thing about ssri's they make inceldom very slightly more bearable, still extremely unbearable though +Do I take summer classes? 🤔 Is an idiot ✔️ Hates herself ✔️ Looks like this operation is a go folks +My kid is a porn star The feds will kill me if they find out. +death in paradise is on aussie netflix :) i mean, i have the whole series on dvd but still... yes :) :) :) +What I've done today : studying, making crepes and use my fuckboy repellent +Will ANY Democrat explain to me why you can't or won't differentiate between immigrants and illegals? +Any promotion of the MGTOW philosophy will get you banned from r/offmychest +When people igg my text they get aired out in my head all types of bitches an dickheads 😂 +Am I the only one who isn't obsessed with gfriend's lightstick? If you drop that shit it's game over, it'll break like a damn snowglobe +In australia, people hate to give jobs to local men without that much experience . +Get a fucking grip @Saints1890 playing like amateurs +Guys There is no joke here, I jews wanna say please stop reposting any jokes or I'll turn you to dust. +Mayor Bill De “MUSLIM-LOVER” #NYC #SanctuaryMuslimCity +WOW, what a day so far!! Thanks to everyone who came to Bb so far today! We are looking forward to another busy supper! +Every time you come in contact with someone, you have the opportunity to make their day better or worse …make it better. +@potpwincess bitch was at a gas station puffin. I swear that's so trashy... Her nigga should put her in check.. +What the fuck? Cancer's so easy to beat! I'm already on stage 4! +I'm not from this era where we pull out our phones for every fucking thing +I'm sure around 90%+ ppl in this community/twitter act like roadmen online but IRL they're a totally different person lol xdd +i've been going through your youtube channel and while i dont have a taste for opera may I say that you have an immaculate ear for music. really enjoyed the hans zimmer piece . +Blizzard has had issues in the past with certain things being delayed (achievements, D3). I would strongly dislike a tweet being delayed. +I'd like to thank everyone at @FanSided for the last four years. It was a pleasure to work with you. +Ravi and Ashley is boring the hell out of me. He's being played for a fool. Smdh. #yr +lol @ all the hoes I've been through, only to realize that I don't fuckin need any of them. +I read my horoscope today: Capricorn; there's a good chance you will feel a bit chilly on your birthday. +Haha. I just got to refer to someone in my social circles as being the "token dude" for a lady-centric bottomless mimosas meetup. +Shiet i back on Twitter now dog at @jews_herpes halla at'cha boy! +A black man with a parrot enters a bar.. Bartender: Ain't that a nice buddy you got there, where did you find him. Parrot: Africa +Why are slaves geniuses? Because it’s not stupid if it works +i hate it when females say 'omg' god hates you bitch, you're a fucking slut and you're going to hell +In the movie Titanic, how did Rose stay afloat? With her back on the driftwood and her legs on Jack. +Did you know statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next door to a little 10-year-old boy with a fat ass. +my girl told me to treat her like a princess so i threw her in my mercedes and drove her into a fucking wall . +inceldom has destroyed me i used to be a legit friendly nice etc person +Thank you everyone that pointed out it's from tswift's shake it off. This video is my new favorite thing. +Typical i suppose in the eyes of the law he is just another tourist beaten on sydneys streets oh yeah and we all know if it was a poor black fella bashed it would be on the news for weeks on end and mr whitey would be branded a big bad evil racist +Cool, but he is short with his draw , and the draw weight looks light too . +Xpost from r/advice - if someone wanted to go about starting a support group or network for male victims of domestic or sexual abuse, how would you start? +Stranger:: So where are you from? Me:: Seattle Man:: No, I mean where is your family from? What's your ancestry?? Me:: My great-grandparents came to the US from Japan. Man:: Oh, Japan! Really? Your English is so good! Me:: English is my first and only language. I don't speak Japanese. Man:: Well, I can't even hear an accent. I'm so impressed! Made me feel unheard, frustrated. +Women at Lunch Were Talking About how They Wanted Sugar Daddies OVER +I want to crush your fucking face under a bulldozer 😍 +Imagine if there was woman rights ,gender equality and no wage gap. Thank god i was just imagining. Got a little scared there +My house is so piece full, thank god these little jungle bunnies are outta my face +I'm tying to switch to PC ASAP, but I'm a teenager with no income so scrounging up money Is gonna be difficult. +Well that has nothing to do with White Nationalism . +can you believe that justin and selena stans are talking ab their faves being better under a post about the dead legend kurt? bc i can. +What is hitlers favourite Mario kart Mario card nine +Why do you have the need to celebrate anyone 's birthday that day anyway ? +For your consideration: My uterus must me fucking SWOLE when you think about the cramps i get even before my period. Thank you. +Commitment is staying loyal to what you said you were going to do long after the mood you said it in has left you. #quote +yeah so annoying how they're doing their jobs @Dean_Carr Call me sexist but woman football commentators annoy me so much, they never shut up +i could n't believe it when my year old son won the lottery and did n't want to have anything to do with me when i called to congratulate him . his foster family have obviously raised him to be a little prick . +The more companies I talk to, the more I realize we're going to need employees - and a steady form of funding to pay them. Excited! +Soooo...Cougar mom and her 9 yr old superfan daughter crushing on @colesprouse hard❤ #riverdale #Jughead 😍😍 +(x-post) /r/daddit feeling pretty unappreciated in this post +Yes And Youre Not Going To At All Because Youre An Evil BASTARD +We should at least try to better educate them then , and they should at least want to learn more of the ideology . + all the liberals who are saying to get rid of guns are talking about liberals who are using guns maybe get rid of liberals instead of guns +If you are lucky to get a date and she ghosts you... ... she has probably seen your incel facial angle +This country the lack of customer service is disgusting and let's even start with unprofessional behaviour +I cant fucking focus on anything except sasukes dumbass hair uhhguggggfgg +Whats the best part of being black and jewish? You get to sit in the back of the oven. :) +What do you do for fun? Punch an orphan, they can’t tell their parents +I would make a joke But its too dark to see +Why didn't the pedophilic oyster give to charity? He was feeling a little shellfish. +1/2@BandQ terrible customer service in your Leicester Devonshire road store today! Went to collect my order to be given the wrong item +Nike made a new shoe for women they was called dykies but was recalled because the tounge was not long enough +@LokiHulibele @mediacrooks @AamAadmiParty They have mix, not all are retards. AAP is Maoists, terrorists,Congies and delusional Retards +I never had any friends the entire time I lived in #Virginia. No one was cool to me. I hope those white trash Southerners all die. +"I know how to drive ""Stick Shift"" and you can't handle a automatic. Fuck, now isn't that pathetic. You probley don't know how to handle dick" +RT @SmolTolLarry: WHO DID THIS? I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FANDOM. I CAN'T EVEN. https://t.co/ruwlPqVJde +moors murderer ian brady . moors murderer ian brady has died at the age of hopefully they 'll bury the cunt in an unmarked grave and then refuse to tell his relatives where it is . +When bitches I work with are on there period ... +"1-I reported ms15-034 to my workplace, IT dept. said, ""are you telling a story? is this copy paste? we use server 2008 which can't be vuln." +BREAKING NEWS: Alabama voters don't care about what members of an institution with an 80% disapproval rating (Gallup) have to say about Roy Moore. +"""There are those days when it's hard to put one foot in front of the other, but those are the days when champions are created"" McNally" +Oh so we cannot post on this subject because at this moment in time we are not in the same AREA as you .... WHATEVER So I will wait maybe untill next spring when I go to LODZ And JP should wait untill he starts school this winter in Bratislava THEN can we post ?? ......... PLEASE SIR +RT @possiblydana: When bitches spread rumors about you https://t.co/6LVif0NuRf +So dissapointed. When are we getting the #Raabta poster or trailer? @itsSSR @kritisanon @MaddockFilms @raabtafilm @RaabtaOfficial +The dad oathed " I will kill the one who did this to my daughter !! " And he shot himself. +"Guess what other ""cultural enrichments"" Muslims have contributed to Britain https://t.co/LYRL35hQTj via @barenakedislam" +Finally! Found my Macbook power cable. Time to make slides. I'm one of the keynote speakers for #girldevweek at #developerweek. +a nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder . bartender asks " nice ! where did you get it from ? " parrot replies " from africa " . +I never wanted a Roman loss this bad. Its Taker man! RT @NVme68: Ive never wanted a Roman Reigns win so much? #Wrestlemania +People often praise german engineering I simply point out that adolf praised it too and ask: where’s he now? +Whats the best part about having sex with an eight year old? How big your dick looks in her hand. Whats the worst thing about having sex with an eight year old? Finding a place to bury the body. +A Thai woman runs into a wall, what breaks first? Her boner +what 's the difference between feminists and boxers ? lightweight boxers exist . +They say "You can't choose your family". Well, you know what you can choose? If 25 to life is worth it or not. +Driving back to San Francisco Thursday afternoon. +my new girlfriend really hates it when i use the words " retard " and " cunt " . so i 've promised to make a real effort to learn her kid 's real names . +The reserves are at home in the cup semi final against AFC Hurst. 1.30pm. Come along and support the boys! +Did you know it's OK to joke about blind people. It's not like they'll see it coming. +what 's the best thing about fucking a baby ? hearing that sweet gut swirling crack from their pelvis +About to give up on my education again because of my face Hold me bros, this happened almost 3 years ago but it's coming back, I am afraid that I looked at a girl for too long and now she thinks that I think I'm not subhuman +The same way they take advantage of the state everywhere else . +RecrUiting &#187; Christian Playwrights, Actors, Stage Managers, Theatre/Film/Stage ...Educators. Ministry Leaders. Professionals. @UGMusicA +You get to send all black people back to Africa for $1,000,000, but you only have $500,000 (only half the money). What do you do? Pay with what you have, and send them halfway +Mozambique is the only true African Country... Because it has an AK 47 on it's flag. +It's one thing to get involved with a man that lied and says he's not married okay I get it but it's another when you KNOW he's married +Hello to all my friends here on the forum . +Now playing Christopher Lexxx Stanley - Free Radio Day wSage & Lexxx @1041FM SF LIVE 1 6 16.m4a by ! +for those of you who are students, how has your university experience been like so far? +If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her; tell her to get used to it In a few years time she'll bleed every month +What is higher and brighter than stars? Your owner, now get back to work nibba!! (Really old joke from a 17th - 18th century) +Ha, well I apologize for answering questions posed on issues of contemporary importance. Like literally the news of the day. Why don't you scroll through my comments and find some pattern of me giving a shit about Russia if you need to prove I have some agenda? +Your bitch finna be cold hearted den a Bitch now 😈😌 +Just be confident At least when she rejects you for Chad you will have made the most manly attempt you could possibly master instead of asking her in a needy and creepy way which insults your integrity(if you have that of course). +girls are literally the fucking devil rejected by both hookers and civilians, i am quite literally fucking denied sex +There is no question that the Chinese will keep working hard. Hard work is in their genes. +> The only good argument is personal bodily autonomy. If that's how you feel...what do you want me to say since that's the only good argument? =/ +I just seen a video about lace eyebrows...... 🗣I AM FUCKING DONE!!!! +If you force sex on a prostitute Is it shoplifting or rape? +Security robots patrolling the streets of San Francisco and Washington, DC, have been harassed, beat up, and even been the victims of attempted “murder” by crazed humans. +warning ! on this site a lot of people who want to find a sexy adventure [ removed ] +they want me gone, out of the picture.. bury me now and only get bigger that's word to my nigga.. 🤘🏾 +Dating depressed girls is the best Because when I breakup with them I don’t have to worry about seeing them anywhere. +Would I become Dateable if I became a Football player and beat up Nerds? +If I could go back in time, I'd kill Adolf Hitler... And lead the Third Reich to world domination myself. +Groups like Antifa are in dire need of mental help! +No matter how well you dress, you still are going to look ugly on the outside Today I realized that no matter how well I dress, I am still ugly on the outside. +Hey @GOP where have your fucking balls gone. Stop with all the bullshit. Time to play defense. +If you hating on me stop it cause I ain't hating on nobody I in competition with nobody I'm just tryna hit a mill +Zelda bitches lol @joeylattime https://t.co/Cp88AA7pms +Why was Black Panther called a marvelous mix of the modern and mythical? Modern because they were naturally violent, mythical cause I ain't never seen a civilized nigger before. +how do you make three pounds of fat look attractive ? put a nipple on it . +Your skin is too dark and your features are too Indian. You will never find a boyfriend with that dark skin of yours. Look at you cousin, she is beautiful and white. Boys line up around the corner to ask her out. Try to look more like her and maybe you'll find someone. +Retweet if you HATE @SenateMajLdr as much as I do, you hate his politics and ugly GODDAMN FACE!!!!! +What's repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger. +I lost my virginity at age 11 because of rape. It was really disturbing. Especially for the 6-year-old I raped. +The CIA and FBI spent $130 million for a software to predict future criminals. What a waste of money, I made one for 10$ using a color sensor +Wifey had the hoes back then 😂😂 +Why do Canadian women enjoy curling? Because it’s the only sport that involves cleaning. +@marissarose_10 Your mouth Your pussy Your ass My dick And a sandwich after we fuck. What kinda question is that? +No need to apologize; no one cares about your opinion @LeggUSMC I'm not sexist but women don't belong in the infantry. Sorry. +Ever consider they're not FOR you and no one cares? @RazirOfficial I'm not sexist, but nothing bores me more than feminist novels. +A shooting in Texas? That just means everything's back to normal! +in just weeks my bladder leakage was resolved with no side effects +How do you scare a black person? JIGABOO! +what does pokemon go and islam have in common ? both have been crashing on people recently . +What do all battered women have in common? They don't know when to keep theire mouths shut. +the #MSM is outrageous for 1 reason they think being blatant liars is going to piss @POTUS @realDonaldTrump off cuz 1 thing he hates liars +"Dear @Harry_Styles, ""excited"" isn't the right way to describe my feelings for you and ur new music! I'm so proud. Kindly follow me? — 2,042" +Old people at weddings always poke me and say with a smile, "You're next." So I started to do the same at funerals. +I wanna drive through the country with my man and just fucking talk, and sing, and take pictures +"this guy asked who i was cosplaying and when i said kurapika he was like ""oh right idk why it took me so long to figure it out"" and i'm" +evening all , i 've lurkin around for some time reading threads , etc . +59 tomahawk missile strikes on syrian Assad led govt force bases by the US is good but 9 civilians deaths by this is wat i hated.. +Sex may be cool But penetrating the airplane between two buildings is still more orgasmic. +@EleyCome_EleyGo @caykelly16 movies don't matter as long as you do coon shit with coons you're a nigga! +TIL Female US Interrogation Officers - unlike male ones - had authority too strip Muslim detainees down to break down "the cultural effects of their views on women" Source: Standard Operating Procedure, a documentary which is available on Netflix +What do you say to a girl who is laying on the floor, beaten and with swollen eyes? Nothing, you shouldn't have to say it twice.. +STFU BORIS FAGJO! RT @Maxin_Betha Cause he a faggot!! Makes sense now right?? RT @ChannyMaraj Bran prolly real nurturing lol +Why did the Japanese lose WW2? There was a chink in their armor +˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ only truecels can read this +If you can't except the fact i drink. I'll pop one open along with the front door so you can get tf out💯 +Actually there is no way you can go back up the rabbit hole after you have gone down it . +My favorite part is how Trump inspires zero loyalty. So you know everyone is going to roll on everyone else. +What's the difference between French starlets and Italian starlets? French starlets dont have hair on their chests +(continued) he will be in the lake of fire forever with his minions! +People forget “FOOTBALL” was invented by “WHITE PEOPLE” +Simultaniously exhausted and full of excitement. Can't decide if I want to jump around and dance or take a nap. Such a good feeling. +was there supposed to be like some weird dramatic shit after jason went missing? like he was gonna come back all dramatic like? +Nothing changes 7th Jan 1618 Francis Bacon became English Lord Chancellor later in the year accused of taking a bribe he is fined £40000 an astronomical sum for that time. +RT @JoeBudden: If I got hoes then I sure can’t find where I put them.. Lol +I fuck hot chicks at work everyday I just love my job at the morgue. +When i ever become a mom , i promise im gonna show her/him all the attention they need so her/him NEVER miss me 💪💯 +this mini trip to la made me feel like it was summer break & im not ready to go back to classes :(( +I don't get how you can just wake up one day and decide mmm, i'm just never gonna talk to this person again +"U ever predict an ending and just wanna scream ""I FUCKING KNEW IT""" +If you see a black person stumbling across town with a tv, don't laugh. It could be your slave. +What’s the difference between Santa and a black man? Santa stops after 3 ho’s +FUCK SAKE! How on earth has he been allowed to get that shot away???? Pathetic defending! +"What do children with cancer and dark jokes have in common?" "they never get old!" +Time to learn the art of writing to apply for grants. Seems like different orgs prefer drastically different styles, high level vs detailed. +Strangers ? Friends ? Close Friends ? Crush ? Relationship ? Heartbroken ? Barely Friends ? Strangers +helen keller is my ideal sex fantasy [ removed ] +painted as a much older man by legendary makeup artist Dick Smith +Late night political tv is filled w opionated WW , guiding the political convos in America w close minded, unqualified crap. Why. +what 's the difference between a black man and a park bench ? one can support a family . +getting to the point where some day soon i am just gonna snap and go on a killing spree because i cant fucking take people anymore +what s the difference between a baby and an onion ? i cry when i cut an onion . +Don't forget... @a is on Tucker Carlson tonight. +His boyfriend gonna be like "You ain't make a team? I'm straight fag. "@ZRawTaroli: ....... The rams really cut Michael Sam. Wow." +A man during sex says "Damn slut, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy." +Well it was great having you out and we look forward to having you at future events and social gatherings . +Has anyone fallen into the irony vortex @MadJoyPad created? I have life preservers. +Papa Smurf has “teachable moment” tattooed on his dick +What do you call a black man wearing a mask? Incognegro +NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGRER NNIGGER NIGGER NIGGET NIGGER NIGGER NIGGET NIGGET NIGGER NIGGER +Them Z6NE niggas are evil 😂😂😩 they cause nothing but heartache and headaches 😂😂😂😂 +It's annoying how my brother goes to town east with his bitch 🙄 +@Kenny__Wright @Kush_Boy420 @yoPapi_chulo do it i fucking dare you faggot +if i had a nickel for every racist joke i ever told . i 'd probably get robbed by a black guy +"These sour apple bitter bitches, I'm not fuckin wit em" +Good thing my brother loves me more than all you bitches thoo. He woke his ass up after working all night to drive me to school. Thats love. +monica lewinsky just turned it seems like only yesterday she was crawling on the floor of the white house +I want someone to hack into the Twitter accounts of libtards who write "All I want for Christmas is white genocide" and change their posts to "All i want for Christmas is black genocide" just to see how all their followers react. +Buffy: Faith told me to play on his human weakness. Willow: Faith told you? Before or after you put her in a coma? Buffy: After. Willow: Oh. +I have always wondered if there are incels who don't know about this sub. +You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. #FairMediaReportingForJaDine +You never see churches with free WiFi because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works. +Advance Auto Parts on their store poster features a black male and white female counter clerks.One of the most widespread examples of race mixing is your local and national news anchor teams , almost always a black male and white female . +How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sisters jaw shut. +what 's the difference between a picture of jesus and jesus himself ? it only takes one nail to hang the picture . +Y'all know the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine, right? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. But he wrote a song about each of them, so they have that in common. +“@Mojo4Life_: We'll I'm going to sleep 😒” fag +(Wave) SWELL: 2.3 ft at 11.4 s ESE / WIND WAVE: 1.0 ft at 5.0 s SE / WVHT: 2.3 ft / APD: 5.6 s / MWD: 107° / 2:00a EDT +My missus just said if i keep typing so loud she's going to slam my face into the keynvjkFh;whg +It is fucking impossible to get your manuscript to Monarch Publishing +What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child? Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy? +I don't think I'm ready for the final episode. But I'm expecting everybody to die. I can't see it in any other way. 🔪🔪🔪 #g_tekketsu +#France24 Brussels blasts: Multiple explosions at “soft targets”: Subscribe to France 24 now :…… https://t.co/oaJVioGOtO +The only way I can contribute anything to society is if I LDAR and my decaying body becomes food for plants, animals, and insects. +do u understand how difficult my life is? i have to whisper all fucking day. +What did the deaf, blind and mute orphan girl get for Christmas? Cancer +[X-Post]/r/TwoX : Woman faces harsh reality that it is women who shit on other women. +Kicking off the #imibalaArtsfestival!!. The talented #imibalafreshtalent search winner. Ethan… https://t.co/Uz1E62kjbc +I just noticed that Bey is wearing a Wonder Woman tshirt in her video, Blow. +What do you call a retard in a sauna? A steamed vegetable +I like living a small village. It will not remain small for long. I see many new people moving in and building homes here. +AH: RT FayazAhmed52: #JudiciaryNeedReforms Judiciary has really failed to address issues of public grievances,problems and matters of vital… +Don't know if it's been posted yet, but here's where we were linked +What's one good thing about child molesters? They drive slowly at school zones. +Me and my wife decided to postpone my vasectomy She's not old enough to get pregnant yet anyway +We're really happy to announce the raffle for the cake for World Autism Awareness Week raised £60 for @autism @jem7069 thank you to all! +He can replace both Cora and Liam leave them on eos or whatever fare fucking well +what were corey haim 's last words to charlie sheen ? stay positive +what happens when a nigger dies ? who the fuck cares , it 's a nigger +Just fuck my shit up Can life get any worse than it already is? +A friend got mad at me for selling his sisters underwear Idk if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward. +13 reasons why reminds me how wack ppl were in high school smh we was really worried about the wrong things +It's not rape if she's dead it's just making best out of a bad situation +we are wiring small houses and nothing stays connected and it was due by the end of today IM SO DONE +I don't get why bitches blame the hoe their man cheated on them with..IT WAS BOTH THEIR FAULT,their boyfriend could've said "no" +Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into skyscrapers +The reason people have No room for wisdom iz because they are so full of judgment. #ALDUB90thWeeksary +"a man was running with a shibe that had a fluffy butt and i said ""look at his little pantaloons"" and the man thought i was talking about him" +Bought the wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go and fuck herself. +I was against sexual abuse long before SJW’s made it fashionable. +What was Osamas favourite bird? The Boeing 757 +Why are Americans so dumb? Because they shoot the ones who go to school +I bought my wife a new mug However I had to send it back. On the bottom it said that it wasn’t suitable for the dishwasher +Lets shit post this subreddit to death until the shit mods resign. +Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail. +My mother said im wasting food We live in america; who cares if we waste food? +Whats the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I chop up onions +These bitches funny like mike epps +So there's a stampede all over Africa these days Looks like someone forgot to tell them that Wakanda doesn't really exist +Pussy is like a bottle of wine It should be aged at least a few years before it gets popped open +What does a woman has every month that last for 3 to 4 days? Her husband's salary +I always forget how deep my relationship with Matt Lucas goes, we may not know one another, but that's what makes our love so unique. +I say the same thing every time I watch gorillas fight on National Geographic Channel Worldstar! +Stay outve Congress and we have a deal. @jacobkramer17 Call me sexist bt the super bowl should b guys only no women are allowed n th stadium +@realDonaldTrump You're a schmuck! You hit nothing, caused no damage & Assad's planes are flying destructive sorties next day. Loser bigly! +RT @WatkinsRaequan: This bitch just blew my high +DoS/DDoS doesn't refer to a technique or method of transport. It's largely defined by intention + end result. This is not rocket surgery. +Puerto Rico is nothing but a welfare state, after hurricane they expect us to re-build their pacifier +I really hate that girl who shares a class with me! Like she keeps mistaking my answers in the lecture in front of my crush! FFS fuck off! +I have to imagine that whoever came up with that Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad thought the end of Mad Men was really optimistic and inspiring +Guns are quite useful these days... They help me seperate the blacks from the whites. +[XPOST]Girl abandons boyfriend same night she met C-List rapper at nightclub, only to be abused and kidnapped. +And I'm definitely top 3 at makin beats in the city but y'all niggers love your trap beats so y'all probably won't admit that +There's that P600 spike #MMNsexism @Gwbear7 Only females recognise the "final spin" on a washing machine full of clothes #NotSexist #Fact +the " it gets better " campaign assures us that as time goes on issues regarding lgbt youth become less severe . it 's true , by the end of highschool alot of those annoying queers had killed themselves . +Think of how much trouble we would have saved if we never let those 200,000 Salvadorans into the country to begin with. +It doesn't make you morally righteous to judge someone because their sexual history threatens your fragile ego. Is Jen cheating? [...] It's about OP's fragile masculinity, full stop. +I've always like this topic and found that if not in a classroom I could enjoy a teacher talking on the topic from a video camera session with maybe someone doing Powerpoint edits , hint , hint . +Congratulations to @Niagara2021! Your world-class sports venues will be the backdrop to inspiring performances at the @CanadaGames! +The only true way to be incel is to have the body of a Chad and still be incel Fatcels and skinnycels need not apply, as they are fakecels /s +All these CN layag moments on my birthday! What a great gift! Thank you parents Love you both! @CoraleenWaddell @mata_tanner +This thread is an example of white people not forming an alliance anytime soon When we still have whites fighting over who is more white . +That moment when @dgonzalezoliva proposes 🌹💍 🙊 so happy to spend the rest of my life by your side ! +Today marks the 17th year since dad died... Best pilot the world -trade center- has ever seen +Curries in curry land, what's it like? +George Soros can spend all of his money and he will still not get the results he wants! +"I know people say ""don't move out at 18"" but I honestly can't fucking wait to move out." +Ur fat ... Not thick... It's a difference bitch +I think the most sickening part of this mess is that there will be no closure but instead a dead dog being dragged around infecting people . +Why did Hope Hicks quit? Trump tried to grab her guns. +We should definitely scientific papers to prove normies for good... +What does a queer theory homework assignment usually consist of? Whoever can catch the most STDs gets an A+. +"@bleedingtrap: god teeth , gold chain white bitches , cocaine" +The only difference between a rapist and myself Is that i didnt leave my sister alive after I fucked her. +When you up that's when they want to turn up on you. That's why I got trust issues I got trust issues +there is a song after princess diana . bang my head by sia . +Yes! #weirdsexism is back! @hehweh It's kinda weird to think women have #genitals. #notsexist #justsaying +why do n't black women wear panties to a picnic ? so the flies would be kept off the chicken and watermelon . +I'm proud of the woman you've become. I was so afraid you'd be a lesbian when you were growing up. +I had some Libyan food last night It didn’t live up to my expectations, but at least I don��t have to worry about my neighbors anymore. +Every time I mention my Women, Gender, and Sexuality studies class. Male friend:: *snickers* sorry, what were you saying? I'm 18 years old, a freshman in college. Makes me feel inferior and less intellectual because I'm in a class that is still seen as a "joke" to some people. +Was at Walmart the other day and for 100 rounds it 's about $ 25 for 9mm , and about $ 40 for .40 and .45 . +Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949 +I just got banned from the Feminist subreddit for saying "Let's end genital cutting of all people, male, female, and intersex." +What's the difference between a Ethiopian and a pile of shit? The pile of shit only has 4 flies on it +I guess Mr. Pena forgot about the black speed skater who won the gold and is being glorified on NBC every 5 minutes . +"Niggas don't lie, our ugly friend put up a pic we just gon write ""nigga u ugly"" under it" +That #BookOfHenry trailer is all over the fucking place. Like, what the hell? +54: Thurston short kick goes into touch, Tigers scrum 10m from their own line NRL #RugbyLeague #NRLNqlWst #SANF +How do you circumsize a redneck? Scroll down a bit and you'll find out +Male student 1:: [my name] did better than you [on a math exam]? Male student 2:: Yeah, I know, she's got boobs and everything. I am an 18 year old female, overheard in math class. Made me angry. +I hate pubic hair That's why my girlfriend does not have any... Yet. +"Men need a foreskin like a fish needs a bicycle" +randomly fucking get anxiety attacks and it is worrying me. +No disrespect, man. +ALWAYS IN MY HEART 3M IS MY DREAM FOLLOW OUR DREAMS, NOT HIM DREAMS. Fucking nuggets #AIMHTO3MILLON +Started a PUBG game with my squad Teammate, “Wanna land school?” Me, “You mean shooting range?” +&&' hoes round here just opening legs like Walmart doors +Isn't life strange When she was in Hannah Montana, I would have given a million quid to fuck Miley Cyrus Now it'll only cost me my dignity. +"@_threehs @joinez @YungWildNEE @TOLYATHAT Lmaoaooo son I still think I got the video in my Dropbox.....""TRASH!!.......SUPER TRASH!!!"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂" +Feel like a bitch for calling the cops on people but I'd rather this bitch go to jail then someone get hit by a wreck less driver. +"@gothevikings i'm happy to get rid of lanes, but for now ""we"" (me) complains when Frome holds the lead etc as well, works both ways" +Chloe and kelly ...i seriously hate those girls. Arrogant! #mykitchenrules +Anorexia puts the die in diet Just thought the anorexia jokes where a bit thin on the ground. +Just a little over two weeks until @julytalk put off yet another mind blowing show on @GeorgeStLive. Cannot. Wait. +RT @chillRoppy: “@bvdgxl: “@TRILL_A_G: When bitches say "darkskin niggas fuck the best" this all I see......... http://t.co/2Z2jlzYJUM” wo… +How did Beethoven deal with all the criticism he received? He said to them, "I can't hear you." +ya they are lazy drug-attics ... and they cant get a real job , all they do is deal drugs or they jump job to job to job ... +I was a little disappointed by Bridesmaids. I was expecting the ensemble cast to have more or less equal chances to be funny, but it seemed like it was limited to Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, and Melissa McCarthy getting all the good bits and the rest of the cast is just acting as their foils. [...] What I got had a lot more jealousy and backbiting. +I hate jokes about black people. If they lack a proper execution. +What makes Jews more scared than the holocaust? The hall of costs. +This is a sad reality it is sad to read some peoples stories makes me know how good I 've got it , and not to take things for granted . +Noticing a drop in activity since streetshitter @support banned @weev and @AndrewAnglin left. +TONIGHT last Varsity/JV Prep Class (5:30) and first Junior High Prep Class (6:00) at MND -- It's a Pom combo night!! +Jessica is a right bitch for going out with Justin after what he has done to Hannah friends don't do dem tings +Would You Rather Be... A Chad for 5 years and then die or an Incel who lives forever? +what subreddit do jews not go to ? / r / roastme +[meta] Please don't let this sub become /r/MensRightsCircleJerk +It's a stepping stone, however, for those that were once duped into liberalism. +I live just north of the area you 're talking about , in Manistee County . +How many toddlers does it take to paint a house... It depends on how hard you throw them +What does woman’s rights and African food have in common? There is no such thing as African food +it's just really fucked up how someone can treat you after all ya been through together ...🤷🏾‍♀️ +The border war moves closer to home : Just another day. . . . : A relaxing evening at home suddenly turns into the pursuit of drug smugglers in my neighborhood My blog. . . +What’s the worst thing a woman has done to you? +I love my grandkids, even though they are black. +SORRY IF I UNFOLLOWED YOU ITS JUST THAT MY TL IS SO MESSED UP RN AND I NEEDED TO CLEAN IT ;; DM ME IF YOU WANTED TO KEEP THE MUTUAL!!!!!!!!! +A Jew with a boner walk into a wall. What hits the wall first? His Nose +No one else is going to bother telling this story . +Do you ever punch yourself in the head just for fun? +I don't know if anyone shares my thinking, but I'm organizing outward from family, community, state, and region, because that's what we will have to work with when enough people finally decide there is no happy medium, or when events, man made or otherwise, take down this empty charade. +u wanna fix the iner citys u need to send in a swat team these poeple dont want to reason they are animals +What’s the difference between a cigarette and an 8 year old? I can’t force my dick into a cigarette butt +Lillie does my fucking head in, all she does is cry #EOTB +More the reason why I want to home school my kids . +What's the difference between a computer and a woman? You can't punch a computer to help it learn. +Do not be so foolish as to imagine that in our own time the old orthodoxies are gone. KISSES MinuteKweenWinIt +If I weren't going to the gym tonight I'd call it a fucking day. +HS English teacher calls me (Korean American) and my friend (half Japanese) to his desk. Teacher:: Where are you both from? Us:: Here, the U.S. Teacher:: No, I mean where are your parents from? Us:: Korea (me); Germany and Japan (friend). Teacher:: Ok, could you translate this for me? Teacher hands us a user manual for a blender written in Chinese. I was 17 and it was in front of the whole English class. +@jillberry102 @Cambridge_Uni @tes @Sue_Cowley She wrote a menu - literacy - priced it - numeracy - measured volumes… https://t.co/tdrztN5an0 +I'm going to kill someone tonight And that's gonna be me +ordered a cheeseburger with no pickles & they give me a hamburger with pickles with no fucken cheese . . +what did one poor person say to the other ? black lives matter ! +A guy went down but waited for me to go down the shuttle just so he could close the door. Such a gentleman! God bless you! +The abuse that fat people receive is terrible. Instead of insulting them, we need to teach them how to eat and exercise properly, for the sake of their health! +How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius MAYMAY ShinesOnShowtime +any nigga who tripping I betcha he gone get fucked offfff +i am a white nationalist of a christian faith but still am a white nationalist for racial survival the anti racist christians are the true chirstians ememy +i did a homeschooling thing where i saw a teacher once a week and she failed me just because of my views. id do the assignment exactly right and the highest i ever got was a c +What a Muslim guy does after he has sex ? Makes Halal Mutton +RT @HuffPostUK: North Korea says there'll be hell to pay John McCain called Kim Jong Un a 'crazy fat kid' https://t.co/VhywB6brF8 https://… +Why do I do this? I just tweet sometimes and then ignore Twitter for a few weeks. When I become Internet-famous I'll remember these days. +I asked my friend, "Hey, do you want to hear a sex joke?" "No". So I told her a rape joke. +Biggest inspiration rn is @russdiemon hands down. Goes to show how far being yourself can get you. ☝ +#AnnCoulter still calling #Obama a 'community organizer' re: #Syria. Well, she is still #cunt as well. So what? +.@jezdoeswords Also you're a fucking creeper because you just told people to go take unsolicited photos of women at their jobs. Shithead. +I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohammed and signed it Kim Jong-Un Let's see where this goes. +Whats the same between Amy Schumar and Krusty the Krab They are both really Crusty +Son, For the last time, Your Imaginary Friends aren’t Real! *Next Sunday, At Chuch:* +Fuck god FUCK APRIL FOOLS STOP GOD DAMN IT THIS IS THE WORST DAY +You'd be soo pretty if you lost weight. +Am I missing something with the Liberty University shirt?? (edit: I just mean, is it a running joke or something?) +they told me to lose weight so i had an abortion . +Easy bitch how ? Lmfaoooooooooo She was my girl ✋ +tonight my host family argued about whether the noise outside was coming from a toad, an owl, or a small dog +The German stoner asked his newly hired Syrian refugee coworker if he wanted to get stoned The stoner found himself in a ditch with a cracked skull +I need a consolation cigarette. #Wrestlemania jsut fucked us. +what do you say to a woman who has reached her glass ceiling ? ask her to give it a whipe while she 's at it . +As an Irish nationalist I would never want Northern Ireland to be independent , that part of the population that consider themselves Irish would still be a minority and would still suffer victimisation . +I've had such negative thoughts lately, I really need to be more positive think positive and do positive 💭 +White man:: What's your name, by the way? Asian woman:: Michelle. White man:: (confused) Well, that's not exotic! At an Asian American association's event this week in the Pacific Northwest. I was surprisingly not surprised. +acmc_clock_asia: #Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Saigon, VN for now (21h58m01s UT): 24°48'51.4'' #Pisces (AC) / 25°59'25.4'' #Sagittarius (MC) +It finally got to that point where I don't need two blankets anymore, but if I sleep with just one it's too cold +Tyrone comes home from school and asks his mom "Momma momma, I have the biggest dick in the 4th grade. Is that because I'm black?" His mom sighs "No Tyrone, it's because you're 19 years old!" +The MSM is so stupid, they don't know just how popular President Trump is in Georgia! +Nothing like studying your ass off for an exam to find out you did terrible on it. 😊😊😊 +This is the biggest problem which faces our race today as more non white immigrants move in whites dont want to live in or near their ghettos . +What are you? +I got my girlfriend pregnant. I asked her "Is it gonna be a boy or an abortion?" +How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? Who knows they keep slipping down the drain. +I would like to say this law holds no difference in what we already deal with but in fact it is a future of issues of 2018 and all it will take is a major cause of act that will take over American free speech and will Democercy Belifes being pushed from Germany new law over our own constitution. +man i was in jail in waukesha a few years back and i heard that there arent any skins out there any more , hows the scene out there ? has it picked up in the last few years or was the guy i talked to full of it ? +This poor soul had sex with older girls than him and has a easy time getting sex, truly a tragedy. +I like my Windows like I like my women Seven. +Say YES to the food and drink you love and enjoy, portion control, moving more and a happier, healthier you 😀 #weightwatchers +What's the similarity between my wife and a 7 year old girl? They're both of same age and end up in my basement at night. +What's the point of being a gay trans man? Why didn't you just stay a straight girl? +[Walter]: Ya see? Nothing’s fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They’re a bunch of FUCKING amateurs... +not sure where I got them mate , they look like they 're from a magazine though coz they 're scans of photocopies it looks like. will find em and post them +"RT @FeralCrone: It's almost 3:30 and women in offices everywhere are thinking ""well, I guess I should eat that fucking yogurt I bought.""" +Why are black people so good at basketball Well, they shoot, steal, and run so what do you expect. +Ya'll take note. There ain't never tornadoes where colored folk live +What do you call a story about disabled people? Veggie Tales +I do care about arab christians You are not the only one who is feeling lost i know it sucks to be a non muslim in the middle east. would you like to move to east asia with me ? +Best headline today on the #infogalactic news feed: Sh*thole Countries Demand Trump Apology African Union Pauses Rape, Genocide To Cry "Racism" +Hoes be making twerk videos. Talking bout "just playing around" bitch you know you was serious +How anyone can support Paul Ryan after that disgusting display of leftist media ass kissing tonight I will never understand. +You guys not catering to EU players? Fucking retards @Arclegger @H1Z1KotK @The1Wynn +RT @JafricanFlow: This is so stupid 😂 RT @WestSideFlee: How you gone wife a bitch that let niggas lick on her head in public? +Some people are really weird in their thinking Have you been to Bullhead , Az ? +yes RoadHog i did check into j and g they sound good , im hoping i will find one on the shelf soon tho , the mosin +This song is great and I 've heard many excellent versions but this is my favorite . +What's the difference between Stalin and Trump? Stalin knows how to build a wall. +Most likely Putin was not behind any of the killings , but certain criminal gangs from Caucasus or corrupt members in Russian military/security agencies . +Where are the human rights activists to arise the issue of innocent children massacre in Syria & Iraq. Waiting to get permission.😭😭😭😭😭 +Everybody got foreign bitches and foreign cars 😴😴 +I was always under the impression that there was always more women in the world than men . +Weeping Nazi started off as a “men’s rights activist,” which is no huge surprise - Christopher Cantwell's trajectory from "men's rights" to white supremacy is sadly typical of the alt-right • [r/democrats] +Cheeky late #ff 😉 @Fo_RegentsCanal @TheBeeches2 @OfficialLADA @InfusionBars @ashbyfitness @CRTtimothy @MJordanDriving @emmajpcakes +My Moor friends,no not black friends,but Moor friends said Nigger came from Nigeria...You are so lost..Stop tagging me... +How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. +What do Jews and Santa have in common? They both go up the chimney +I used to beg my parents to let me wear a boy swimsuit .. trunks and topless when I was 3 or 4 years old . +Also baracaded the doors and windows. She went all out. Shes fuckin mad. +Now that women can drive in Saudi Arabia... It’s probably safer to be gay than go on the roads. +Man why the ugliest bitches talk the most. +So basically I'm fucked for this Chem exam tomorrow... +What do you call a redneck virgin? An 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers. +Cohosting again tonight on the @GTWMPodcast with the beautiful and funny @KorekKaJohn! Tune in! Call in! Get free @iflixph! @djmotwister +I heard about it is it about that white guy that killed that race traitor slut and her nig nog boyfriend ? +I fucking stay skipping words when I type a tweet....... 😑🤓 +26th Dec 1943 a RN convoy including the battleship Duke of York & cruiser HMS Jamaica sank the last German battleship Scharnhorst, of Cape Norway. +"how to flirt 101- call your crush ""my bro"" call things ""neat"" talk about throwing knives and constantly wanting to die" +I always check up on people & know when somethings up even when I don't get the same treatment & they don't deserve it... what's wrong w me +Personality matters in attraction just as much as lyrics in a song do If you hate how it sounds no lyrics will change that +Describe your sex life using spongebob quotes Are ya ready kids? +I am doing online school for my associates in computer information systems with a concentration in web design . +Story from an AskReddit post about people who get fucked over by their spouses during divorce +I used to think a 'friendzone' was bad. Till I realized all people wanna do is have sex reproduce and breakup for not taking right steps +I JUST WANT TO WRITE YOU LIBERALS ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO YOU CAN FEEL EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVED.. 😂😂 +Rasmussen: The percentage of Americans who view Hollywood as role models crashed from 20 percent a year ago to 12 percent today. +how do you know when an adele concert is over ? you wait until the fat lady sings . +Close your eyes and let the world paint a thousand pictures, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches... +So I was playing Forza Horizon 3 yesterday... Couldn't help but remember that Paul Walker failed the tutorial and never fucking played again. +How many cops does it take to change the light? They can't because they are to busy beating the room up for being black +How you gonna have a Go Fund Me page & then post that your goal amount isn't met like people have to help you? Grown ass man get a job 😐 +I visited your website and facebook page , and I like what I see . +AI Prediction: SJWs will be demanding "Robot Rights" by 2025. +I'm so sick of niggas in suits and ties, making stupid ass decisions that affect the lives of millions. +If women were incel to 18 or 19 they would likely kill themselves And while they would post on subs like this, I'd tell them to work on their personality, love themself, you will find someone, get a haircut, shower, and I'd tell them to treat men like people and to get hobbies. +Haven't been to a bomb art gallery or museum in a minute. Definitely need to find some new ones to visit in Chicago and other cities +What do you call a human raisin? A nigger. +I witnessed Ace hoe soo many niggas at the gardens growing up 😂😂😂 I'm talking strong armed hoein too 💪 +Hell, if he had been white they would have thrown his ass in jail , suspended him from school , and it would have been all over CNN ABC NBC and CBS . +an older female english teacher asks . . if i say ' i am pretty ' , i am speaking in which tense ? " little johnny raises his hand and says , " obviously in the past " +Can't think of anything this would be good for. I'm thinking hard, and fast, and stroking my chin, but nothing is coming to me. +my curious cat is dead, the magic 8 ball is dead, my notifs are dead, & i've got nothing else to say, lmao +Its common to for whites to love ethnics when they do n't know any as all they have seen is the pc image of them on tv . +How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None. +LeBron is gonna destroy the next team he plays next .... cuz I know this loss pissed him the fuck off +In universities in the UK, will it be possible to be part of a MRM club and how badly has feminism infiltrated UK universities? +How many of you guys actually have female friends? +Next time you think about doing something nice for a woman, remember she thinks you're less than human Only incel cucks help women. +According to feminists "ayy bby u want sum fuk" >>> having a genuine relationship with the girl you like Gotta love how they twist things so Chad being honest about sex and nothing else is better than a dude trying to be friends with a girl to get to know here and have a genuine connection with her. +this is outrageous How come people with cancer can get a free hair cut from the NHS +How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck it's cock +I am seriously contemplating answering the door with no pants on +what separates an alcoholic and a whore ? cockpit door +I have to walk the dog now but will come back later to watch the video 's that were posted . +"maybe this is not a special gift, this is just a not important story from me, hope you unterstand how busy i am:""" +Well, being a British nationalist is being a white nationalist seeing as the British are a nation of whites . +Daily reminder that females exclaim that men oppress them but women oppress themselves- 53% of women voted for Trump +Why would anyone loan money to Greece when they can be 99.9% certain it will never be paid back. +Have been WAAAYYYY behind with writing and haven't been consistent with anything except showing up to the day job. Bills to pay and such... +why do police travel in groups of three ? one can read , one can write and the third is to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals . +When me and my mates go out on the pull, I'm known as "The cat" It's not because I'm sleek and stealthy, or anything like that, when I turn up the birds scatter. +What do you call two black guys in a gold sleeping bag? Twix. +None of these rings are perfect. NONE, ZERO. [...] There are always 1-3 affixes on them that rare not perfect. +When almost every girl is taken, any girl is a waste of time Seriously, every girl I see is taken, trying to date us a waste of time, even the ones I vaguely consider talking to have that stupid, gay ass dude they put the heart emoji next to. +Generally speaking, the farther north you travel, the less people litter. +No need to allow FACTS to get in the way of a good White guilt message ! ... and the jew laughs loudly ! +Ready to watch @JimmieJohnson qualify the @LowesRacing @TeamHendrick @TeamChevy @TXMotorSpeedway #lowes48 +Don't read any of my tweets they're weird and you'll probably be grossed out because I'm talking about what I find attractive +Been told by a lot of people that I'm cool then a hoe, and that they don't understand why someone wouldn't like me +What’s the last thing that goes through a child-rapist’s mind? Buckshot. +"our fucking insurance won't pay for the damages because they consider this ""an act of god""" +I'm really more into strong minded people. People who have their thoughts intact, not scattered. People who have figured out what they want. +When do your farts not make sounds anymore? When you are transferred to an African Prison. +I know shit about everybody , I just don't care enough to speak on it but I suggest you bitches watch it forreal . +What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. (This worked better when Reeve was alive.) +There is a reason that England as a sporting nation is hated worldwide and that is because of their arrogance and that will never change +I feel like celebrities use whatever they have only when it makes them sound cool, never seen the speak up over anything until it's.. edgy +What’s the difference between Malays and Muslims? Unlike Muslims, the Malays disappeared and got away after crashing their plane +I fucking hate alcohol, everything about it, I hate. +I was like why do so many guys think dominican girls ruin lives and then I realized that I don't do all the shit that I think of doing +Tonight is Grilled Cheese Night from 5-8 p.m.! Be sure to stop by Kappa Alpha Theta on the IU campus and support CASA! +I'm looking to study at a college in South Africa later in my life . +Is the MRM about men gaining rights or preserving them? +Oh god. I was first. I have dibs. If I take this puppy, I'm going to feel like such an asshole. +RT @STARgotthatDOPE: A lot of these hoes be cheating on they nigga fucking other niggas. Y'all boys better get y'all a real bitch that ain'… +Did you hear about the shooting at the brothel? We send our thots and prayers there. ++ to be making an April fool's day joke but.if it is I'm gonna be mad af and if it's not then hELL YEAH MAN +I sat on the bench u sat on my lap u were wearing color red and I hated it for me it's too obvious for u it's a way of more tender existence +Looks like we'll have to join the #NeverTrump bitches if Trump allows a hundred million illegals become legal. +I got off facebook and google a couple of years ago. Basically only use twitter (anonymously, somewhat). It is definitely the right choice. +Just vibe and stay in your own lane. Whats good for some people may not be good for you.....so just Vibe fam +Three tampons are walking down the street. You wave to them HI!, Hello!, how are you doing? But they just ignore you like you aren't even there. Do you know why? Because they are stuck up cunts. +"@pearkes many rappers were ""black mkt capitalists"" before rapping full-time. This is esp true for Jeezy ⛄️" +Apparently we don't like girls having fun and just want to see boobs +"RT @Sixteen_digits: Police holds me. Anoda police ask ""officer weytin him do"" he replies D idiot pis for here. D oda says hold d idiot mak…" +he also abuses his fucking pets so I've never been so turned off by a person +The only thing I'll say is there's no need to bring the other members into this. Tae & jungkook are grown ass INDIVIDUALS. +Why whenever in life you're succeeding and your to the cusp of success there's always someone trying very hard to hold you back? #jealousy +Like niggas always lying thinking I'm stupid , like you don't have to lie to me baby you ain't my nigga +My drunk H2B just said Zoras are basically like tuna, and that mermaids are just small dolphins with faces 🙄 +the second worst day of my life was when my wife died the worst came a few days later when the maggots had made it damn near impossible to fuck her +Swear dude my dad always making nasty ass agua chile like wtf homie make ceviche tf +Churned milk, mustard and spinach were his most favourite dishes. +I stalked a nigga n snitch on him b4... #AprilFools. Got me fucked up I ain't a #FuckBoy #FuckNigga #PussyNigga #Clown #Faggot #Chin +Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? You haven't? Don't worry they haven't either. +It seriously makes my heart so happy when my friends post pics of four lokos on their snap stories and @ me in them 💖💖💖💖 +Happy Monday make it a fun day lay in the sun day or fish in the bay or have a lay or do something for pay what can I say. +Animal control really need to get their shit together I found 3 black guys walking around freely this morning +I take a nap and LGBT can't play video games anymore wtf +The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible. OR IS IT? April 03, 2017 at 08:00AM +did you hear about the jewish kid with adhd ? he got sent to a concentration camp . +A woman is not a weak person She’s weak but not a person +Weird decision for the SEC to transfer all of their powers to basketball after losing one stinking game to Clemson but that's life I guess +r/feminism moderator says there is no advantage for women falsely accusing men under title IX +Can't help but imagine what the comments on this /r/WTF thread would look like if the genders were reversed. +Hoes ain't wana fuck a nigga back then you but all the bitches wana fuck a nigga now +just a little something to take my ass to sleep hopefully i get for buyin it used only bought 1 yr ago +Why don't the Jews like to work in bakeries? They know that Hitler didn't use ovens to bake cookies. +What do you call a Jewish astronaut? Space dust. +I applaud them for their nationalism , they are proud of their race , and they have their territories which they have built communities on . +I hate when my core is not levels it fuck up everything about me +who cares what this stupid turtle look idiot thinks +"@Trevornoah --> ....""Paul Ryan has turned into such a pussy, I'm surprised Trump hasn't grabbed him yet."" @TheDailyShow" +What's worse than finding worm in your apple? Being raped +The jews represent everything vile , deviant and unnatural , everything and anything that is an abomination to our Lord Jesus Christ , I hope he is burning with his father in hell . +Last night, I was playing Fortnite and told my American buddies to meet up at the shooting range... but they all landed at the school +My first high school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... It was sore and bloody, but at least my dad came. +How does a model work hard? What is so strenuous about modelling? I get the emotional stuff but otherwise what's hard? Genuinely asking. +the worst people on 13 reasons why are Courtney fucking Crimson and that fuckwad Marcus +I look like an idiot trying to avoid contact with bees and wasps +Women owe us their bodies We are entitled to women's vaginas. +what's sad and in fact nauseating is this whole "what about #russia" circus is just a fight for power that has little to do with seeking the truth or defending our country +You have to admit that they look like a scrawny desert chicken hence my use of that name over Roadrunner . +Pretty clear there are a lot of folks in MSM who can't handle the truth! +I planned on getting stuff done today, but ended up sleeping the day away. fu, ovaries. efffff youuuuuu. +What's the difference between my wife and my cat? I don't need a condom for one of them +Humans have exisited on Earth far longer than once thought With the possibility of modern humans existing for the past several hundred thousand years, cataclysmic events that could have wiped out entire civilizations occuring over that time, and the fact that we have potentially lost a large portion of the planets biodiversity... It's probable that black people are a different species of human. +What do a public school and my basement have in common? Suspended children. +Mad how ungrateful some people are and appreciate nothing you do for them, you'd be fucked if I didn't run about after you pal 🤙🏼 +the sub got so big i don't even recognize 90% of the people here i feel left out tbh :( +What does the blind deaf-mute girl get for christmas? cancer +What if Jared Fogle worked at Cartoon Network instead? Then I would’ve finally gotten to see Over My Hardened Wall... +I heard ticking during class, and realized my classroom doesnt have a clock I wonder what that Pakistani kid is smiling about... +Rouse - The Redpilled Blues - YouTube Rouse - Not Our Own - YouTube Pale White Skin - Hey There Europa - YouTube Sir Antiblack - A Race War - YouTube Amazon ( ( ( Echoes ) ) ) - YouTube +I don't have any plans to do that! +Yeah, I get threats. And it means I have to be cautious. But really, I'm crazy enough to think I'm unbreakable, which is why this works. +Must sting for sports fans that they asked a Vagina-American to commentate before you, despite your inherent, genetic superiority, eh? +I'm sure it's just a coincidence that every Trump supporter I've argued with in person happens to believe same insane conspiracy theories. +Is the current state of female hypersexuality and promiscuity a product of design by international jewry? +Why did the Nazi fail drivers ED? Because he used his turn signal on two left turns, but failed on the Third Reich Credit to Anne Frank +"RT @_kinleywinley: I hate boring ass conversations, I'd rather you ask me something stupid & funny than ask me ""wyd"" every five minutes." +I raped a blind girl She never saw it coming +pathetically begging for acceptance is so fucking ugly +12 years a slave on TV tonight, happy happy! +how does an alabama man know when his daughter is on the rag ? his son 's dick starts tasting funny . +In my world "no one cares about your opinion, you are totally alone, may all your video game side quests fail" would sting way more +Her cheese' is what she calls it. +Can anyone tell me exactly what Jews actually do to make our societies better? +Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots +I've replied to a few posts by guys in the past and got no reply back , so some of us ladies ARE actually trying +THEY HAVE PRINTER NO COST OFF MONEY IT IS LIKE IF YOU PRINT MONEY AND ASK FROM NAIBOR GIVE ME UR CAR ..OTHER WAYS I STOP TO PAY YOUR DIESEL +Growing up catholic, i never liked all the standing up, sitting or kneeling down in the church I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me. +What do you call it when you are beating up a mentally insane person? Busting A Nut +holy shit i can take the fattest shit imaginable while playing breath of the head is coming sooner than i thought +I used to drink Pepsi because I hated the taste of Coke, so now I guess I'm just not drinking Cola ever again +I wasn't calling you a faggot, but you are one lol. +Rhodine van der Walt was shot and killed in her home in Kempton Park on Saturday night , 1 Feb 2014 by blacks . +Sorry if your Religious beliefs don't work with the West.....FUCK OFF...DONT COME HERE BITCH ! ++ sleepless nights and nightmares, the changing moments. 1:03AM — It overcame me. Why was I alone? Where was everyone ? Where was my + +They almost always choose to identify with blacks more than whites . +It's a powerful symbol that strikes fear into the heart of our racial enemies , theres a good video on YouTube done by Thule productions entitled the meaning of the swastika our holy aryan symbol .Here 's the link The meaning of the Swastika - Our Holy Aryan Symbol - YouTube +Mon 3rd Apr 09:30: The #Weather in #Liverpool is currently Sunny and 8C | Max: 16C Min: 7C - #MyWeather +What do you call a functioning black person? I don’t know. I’ve never met one. +Maybe those are countries with the top 25 GDP 's ? +I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. That Priest is now in jail. +what do you call a retarded jew ? auschwitistic +And on top of that, niggas who used to talk about me or bulky me growing up always try to fuck with me now 🤦🏾‍♀️ fuck onnn! +Our brothers & sisters in SA must stand their ground because they have earned through the blood and sweat of their ancestors . +“@xoxo_hayleyy: "@savageater: i think if my girlfriend were to get locked up shed be the first one raped.#pussy"really bitch✋😒”really swerve +i may still be pubertal i have noticed my shoulders have broadened a little in the last year, hopefully my dick will increase in size +How many Jews can you fit in a VW? 2 in the front seats, 2 in the back seats, and 6.5 million in the ash tray +Necrophiliacs are terrible in bed. Their sexual partners never make any noise. +what was the best letter in the alphabet during w ? i do n't actually know , but i know it 's not z. +The 19-year-old had beaten two elderly Long Beach women to death and raped one with a wine bottle . +Do black people smell like smelly socks. Cause aren't monkeys smelly? +Long-range subsonic #Tomahawk cruise missile costs roughly $1.5m 50kg air-to-ground #Hellfire rockets cost an eye-watering $115,000 each +The females in my friend group hate me now And i couldn't care less +Life is like roulette. You never know when you are going to lose all of your money because of a black one. +I JUST GOT MAD AT MY HAIR SO I CUT IT. +I love when people compliment my hair because 1) my hair is me and 2) I always do it myself and it means a lot to know it's not shit +Barr 1 week against Chelsea and Hull in January, Mignolet has actually been very good this season. And even In the Chels game he saves a pen +Senate set for pivotal vote on Supreme Court nominee - https://t.co/YdpvIOLSxa https://t.co/Dim9TWvjtX +Whats a texans favourite thing to barbeque? Black people +Hannah baker forsure a slut don't @ me she doing my boy clay dirty +RT @Jazzy_Blow: i can't never keep no bitch cause i put them hoes out +Immediately after normal delivery/lscs, nurse will bring newborn to its mother. the nurse will usually ask mom to identify whether its a m/f +Am I just a depressed pessimist or does it seem like personal insecurities are a driving force for innovation +She's just being extra sensitive because her husband-to-be is not an English citizen. If he is a citizen, he should not be offended. +Shout out to @BrandonGowton for providing the perfect recap to tonight's Sixers' game. https://t.co/CzckaPA9lJ +I've been going to sleep earlier and as a result I've been having nothing but bad dreams. I can't win. +Highlight of the week: pharmacist driving over the parking space median in her BMW and ripping off the front end of her car. #sorrysista 💁🏻 +What did the white girl tell her mother when she found out her father was cheating? 'His dick tastes like uncle's ass' +You just caught this bitch cheatin while you at work shes with some dude tryin to get off? FUCK slittin her throat CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF +Smoking So I was smoking in my yard one day when I read the box's contents saying "100% concentrated Jew". +Mix it up, bitches. +Unless [female student] complains about his flirting, there's nothing I can do. +"I think I cover every genre of music in 1 car ride. it'll go from ""pull up wit some shootas at ya house"" to ""She will be loooooved"" 😂" +My friends hate me sometimes, but I don't know why. *Looks back on all the terrible puns you made* OOOHH. +What do bikes and black people have in common? They don't work without chains +Ok dunedin hit me up with your best wood suppliers. We officially have one piece left which may not last until summer. +I have : 1 Sister with Grey Eyes 1 Sister with Blue Eyes 1 Sister with Green Eyes me and my Brother have Blue Eyes ! +I hate when bitches quote Nicki's lyrics wrong on they IG captions. I refuse to like the pic just cuz of that. Petty. Idc. 🤷🏽‍♀️ +Tatooed latina slut gets fucked from https://t.co/u62q5SHIls +Wait until the 1950s and 60s generation dies off LOL . +@bestassbestface omg ur finally losing ur patience. "Cause ur a hoe!" I love it. 😂😂 can't stop laughing. +Run for the hills, pick up your feet and let's go We did our jobs, pick up speed now lets move The trees can't grow without the sun in their eyes And we can't live if we're too afraid to dieHold on tight, yes, hold on tight you're too slow +my granduncle died in the holocaust . he fell from the guard tower . +If you follow the cycle of water , what we drink has already been down the toilet a few times , so it 's nothing new . +today is Friday ! I will now allow these idiots at work to stress me out 😊 +The ship called styd*a is so fucking ugly and have no chemistry at all +Story time: stranger kong katabi ko sobrang cute So what the heck, i decided to tell her after the concert She... +Colleges are like children They’re hard to get into but you’ll have a better out-cum. +where did the adhd child go during summer vacation ? concentration camp +If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber... If I was a vegetable, I'd ask you to pull the plug. +Because it's so appropriate for school! @Whack_ I'm not sexist but I die laughing when dudes in class make sexists jokes +You my brother are a great nationalist ; and I can only hope that your truths find their way into the hearts of our nation . +what 's worse than locking your keys in your car outside . what 's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic ? having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger . _ xpost : r / sickipedia +TIL that a bunch of Retards think Men's Right's is actually a thing? +"""Ill stab someone in the heart with a fucking ice pick if it gets me dinner with you""" +@PenrithPremier Thanks to staff for their help. O loved completing her entry for colouring comp! https://t.co/fW60dtL04s +Baseball,camping,vacation,and watershed all this summer with the only person I can spend more then 4 hours with. My bestfriend 😍 @Katiiie64 +The tyre place has a viewing room so I can watch the very 1st set of new shoes go on my car 🤗 I'm there for all of her milestones 🙊😝 +@thepanzermom Sure! Hope you had a great day. Was a little surprised to see Twitter has started telling us when people's birthdays are! +What is a pregnant woman to a cannibal? Kinder surprise. +“@thatsoVICTORZZZ: @Blaxxxican for the light weights” *pussies +I'm surprised Christianity didn't like gays Jesus would give the best hand jobs +we had somebody there to monitor this protest they had around 13 people there despite their claims that they usually have hundreds at their demos . +If you fuckin say "spot on" and you are American you are also gay. +What's the difference between a joke and a dick? You can't take a joke. +@AngelooNoLackin when don't you , you fucking slut +I always thought genocide was carried out with a bullet to the head when the victims were found , ya know , like every genocide since the advent of the bullet . +what does a k member say during training i 'm getting the hang of it +How do you kill 30 mosquitos at once? Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel +Jay-Z got 1 of the baddest EVA that proves men don't really need to look good to pull these hoes want security +Can't stand Marie (Barf) Hurf. Her views & analysis-nauseating. Had enough of them. What is @FoxNews thinking?#Outnumbered Must switch chan. +What was once public employee , is now worker . +What's the best part of having sex with a girl with no legs She won't run away when you're done with her +want someone who will be a friend and a girlfriend and that will like me for me and not walk all over me . i like the outdoors , camping , hiking , movies. my fav. color is white and like country music and i also like tattoos . +Where can I find, in text, all references from the movie The Red Pill? +A North Korean child dies. What do their parents say? Yay, food! +It's like Frozen, if snow was IPv6 evangelism. +I gave a prostitute a tip last night It was all I could manage to put in. +Who says cancers hard to beat? Im already on stage 4. +Bitch, dont make a fckn twitter, message me about ur man(my ex) that hes fcking arnd, subtweet me all the goddam time, & WONT fckn@ me🤦🏻‍♀️ +Boyfriends are like a sex change. If my son ever has one I'll disown him. +No body holds more power then the next even the most opress nations could turn on there leaders but we must know Rome wasn't built in a day we just find a mommnet where it happens. +why do people have to ruin pics by putting their ugly ass watermark +Ever since Bellerin became a bad bitch his performance has been awful. +When you're really really really broke and hungry, you can never go wrong with Pao Tsin. Trust me. Proven and tested. +Why did the white father leave his family? Cultural appropriation +Bussin bitches with my Gwale' Gwalas +Why do I call my dick The Truth ? Because The Truth always comes out of little kids' mouths. +How does a guy if his brother is gay? If his dick tastes like shit, he’s gay! +Why couln't you just let me go this weekend. When i said goodbye. You wanted to pull me back and hurt me. +When a normie tells you to go to XYZ because there are girls.... is it because it is to dumb to see that it is pointless for an incel or is he only trying to rub it into our faces how easy he has it? +Why do Jews watch pornos backwards? So they can see the hooker give back the money +Why did the white dad win the dad joke competition? The black dad was a no show. +Why can’t black people run from the police They trip on their pants +In 2014, Colorado became the first state where specialty shops began legally selling small amounts of recreational marijuana. +If we just make it illegal to be shot then people will stop being shot. +it is one of the peculiarities of human psychology that most people believe their thoughts to be original and valuable +.@England Another @England youth international @Sam_shash is rested on the bench this morning after returning from international duty. +Why did Sally cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt. +Who else Panics at the Disco Except 50 gays at a night club +The 100th dirty Everton tackle in this game results in an injury. Maybe if Taylor had done his job in the 1st, game would be under control. +We are spoiled in Southern California. We want it to rain and can't get any. +what 's the difference between " schindler 's list " and your kids ? i only cum once when i 'm watching schindler 's list . +Details about the first episode have been leaked, #DoctorWho13 crashes the Tardis into a comet whilst trying to reverse out from a moon. +I herd Johansson's voice....what do I do?....would we make a good team....I'm digs and wiggles...ur a good genetic match too...I wanna sit +If you make a joke about the Holocaust you're worse than Hitler Hitler never joked about the Holocaust +I'm gonna tell you a joke so dark that... It stole my **iPhone**. +To the idiot that hit my car and drove off; I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. +i 'm thinking about reading anne frank 's diary how much would it holo - cost ? +what 's the best part about being jewish ? free gas . +going to the show over in the third district on saturday im trying to go but probly will need a ride home thanks +Like I'm just the type of person who sees all the good in everyone so it makes me genuinely upset when people throw away their life +1.) You'll never be the first 1 to the hotel lobby bkfst 2.) Your Midwestern politeness guarantees you'll never get a jumbo waffle. +How man-spreading is sexist, shown in a simple picture. +if white people start sentences with capital letters , how do black people start sentences ? capital punishment . +Friends change. Attitude changes. People change, relationships change I'm so grateful the one thing that does not change is God's grace. +Posted to r/askfeminists, now I want your opinion. +What's black, white, and red all over? A school shooting in the 1950s. +#junkstatus is bad. The worse threat to all lives is the enduring political uncertainty in ANC. Like a sinking Titanic, lots will go with it +Vampire Diaries is wack as hell. Shits making me mad depressed. +How do black guys reproduce? By cell splitting. +BBW may come in many shapes and sizes, you are probably a BBW if you, and those who know you, would consider you to be overweight +Yk what, scrolling through the timeline makes me wanna say one thing Fucking millennials +I'm a learner driver. Recently I very unfortuantely hit 2 black people. Next time I gotta aim for 4. +You can't get into Harvard. Your skin needs to be a few shades lighter hahahaha. +The media trawl sites and print under the name of public interest. They also lie and stir up community unrest. +If I didn't know what you looked like, I would have thought English was your first language. +RT @yungxprnce: Approach yo bitch like: http://t.co/UHMIME9psw +Upvoted Post in Reddit's LEO Subreddit /r/ProtectAndServe Mocks Prison Rape: Does ANYBODY Care About Men Being Raped? +I wonder if we 'll see any pictures of cops with garlands round their necks dancing with the natives this year ? +Almost crying. But not quite. I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE, OKAY? +i never understood hitting during sex . why would you need to hit them if they 're asleep ? +#BREAKING Reports of multiple police officers shot in #Manhattan, Central New York. +will durst : nixon , carter and kennedy on a boat nixon , carter , kennedy are on a boat . the boat 's going down . carter says , ' women and children first . ' nixon says , ' screw them . ' kennedy says , ' do you think we have time ? ' +Any incels out there fucked over by their mother's genes +You fucked over the wrong one. Now I'm gonna ruin your life. +What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the tub? Throw in a load of laundry. +My account is used for biz advice. This time, my advice is simple - don't use @yourdailytasks! Refund policy is not fulfilled. +How do you get a emo kid out of a tree You cut the rope +I don't have a dark sense if humor... I can tell because it whips slaves. +You know its over when the landwhale on your friend list posts #metoo Some men have no standards, kek +You know you're subhuman when it's 3 AM on a Sunday and you stay up to watch people argue with an autistic Greek on r/Incels +I'm triggered Everytime I come on here I get triggered. +So I went on a date with a Jewish girl The date went fine until I asked for her number and she started to roll up her sleve +We knew that these structures were built by sub-saharan blacks in the same way we knew that the civilization Greek and Romanian built by white Europeans . +RT @apablo29: “@WesOrrJames: If you posted a thunder buddy status yesterday slap yourself”😂your a basic bitch* +So since the admins don't ever do shit about brigades against this sub, doesn't that give us every right to return the favor against the offending subs? +And she did her secondary education in Nigeria ooooo...... Really now ask yourself what she has to offer if she wins?? +Graded unit was all fun and games when we were doing the activities in placement now it's a bloody carry on writing it all up 😴☹ +If this had been a man the head line would be completely different +I wish hoes didn't bore me....I wouldn't have this problem and would shop at hoes r us every day... +Kids are precious creatures The one in the basement is $150 an hour Anyone interested? +what do you call a black woman who has had abortions ? . crime fighter ! +Coding like a boss_ get what you’re owed - audigy group Coding plays a big role in getting reimbursed for audiology services provided ... +Difference between femoid and dog If someone beats you, your dog will probably defend you, femoid will change owner. +What's the best part about a Somalian blowjob? You'll know she'll swallow +Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room with the radio on turned up so loud that no one hears you're screaming? +its sad how realistic this series is. so much of this shit happens in high schools around our country. +RT @NoWomanIsRight: You can be a good girl all you want and those hoes still gonna get us niggas attention from time to time +Posts or Comments With Links to AVFM Will Be Auto-Removed By Reddit +I wish a bitch would +"and if anyone's like ""the fuck is that crap"" it's one of those stress ball things" +This is from Stormfront 's Advanced Scout forum which is solely devoted to promoting PLE - and its local militant front Legionism . +I'm pretty annoyed that my professor sent her daughter to teach class today. For the second time this semester 🙃 +Well I Gotta Go And Watch The O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 At The Texas Motor Speedway I'll Be Back To Give You My Thoughts On The Race +Candy is red.... My van is white Why don't you get in So I can diddle you tonight +What's better than a paralympic gold medal? functional legs +I made copies and passed em out to friends and family . +What does my Child and a Jew have in common They’ve both been in ovens. +today i had an assembly on diversity and how we should embrace other cultures and learn about them . +RT @bangtanostril: bts goes to america, 1001 things happen bts is in korea, nobody fucking knows where they are, and no one knows if some s… +Watching people like @GMShivers further FYGM culture. That's... unfortunate. +it 's w a nazi solider in auschwitz sees a little boy outside playing in the dirt . he ask the boy " what are you doing out here playing in the dirt ? " the boy replies " playing with my friends " +Just like in Kosovo where the Western media portrayed the local armed militias who staged an uprising against the central government as 'victims' the same method is applied in Myanmar where the Rohinjyas staged an uprising against the central authority and are now portrayed as the oppressed side. +My swimming instructor asked, "What's your favourite stroke?" I said it was the one that finished off my mother-in-law. +Ivan Ivanovich Shishkin , January 25 , 1832 March 20 , 1898 ( Иван Иванович Шишкин ) Felling of Forest , 1867 Landscape with a Lake At the Seashore , 1890 ( sketch ) Birch Grove , 1896 View at a Neighborhood of Petersburg , 1856 Swiss Landscape , 1866 Forest on the Eve of Thunderstorm , 1872 Oak Forest in a Grey day , 1873 ( sketch ) Swamp . +.@knux1995 Close up shop. #Feminism is just a roadblock in #egalitarianism's way at this point. #Equality must be equal. Not gynocentric. +Oh right, my old twitter account was deleted. So of course my videos won't automatically be linked to here. I need to fix that later. +OK @middle_Borman When I watch espn, I want some guys, not women, telling me the latest news and showing highlights. Call me sexist I guess! +I've always admired those with HIV... No matter what happens they're always positive! +When you send ur work to @LaurennManzi for approval and she says it sounds BS >>>>> 😂😭 +Are there any websites where one can buy good anti-Feminism clothing? +My niggah my niggah... +some black guy came up to me some black guy came up to me and said , " nice shirt faggot , did your mommy pick it for you ? " i replied , " no actually , your grandparents did . " +I hate when people joke around about 9/11. My father died that day he was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. +congrats. you have graduated from DoS school with flying colors. GL educating gaters. <3 @ChrisWarcraft +I still hate the bitches at the #dmv #californiadmv, miserable hoes +Are you guys going to be making 9/11 jokes tomorrow? Let’s be real, they usually tend to crash and burn. +Get a load of this utter trash from r/twox, OP takes a disgustingly flippant attitude toward MGM +Pretty sure the number of holes is constant @ashleekelts "this road has more holes in it than a whore has on a saturday night." -kaylies dad +Love when the bitches take selfies with their tongue out, just gearin up for that money shot +To only good thing about not being private is that it is funny to see normies triggered +@Vanilla_ConeJr don't you ever fucking prank me ever again +RT @SarcasmLeague: Somewhere in the world some bitch is ordering roses for herself so she doesn't look like the lonely bitch at the office +Jesus made the Jews bread Hitler made them Toast +My life is like a repeating decimal. It would be a lot easier to figure out if it just terminated. +I Lost $2500 on a Lawyer for Posting Threats Online Trying to cope by telling myself this is a result if being an Incel, and if I was a normie I would have blown that much money on weed and alcohol. +> If I'm not mistaken, as far as we know, dreams in the REM stage are populated by fragments of daily thoughts and random memory occurrences and ideas; even as it is speculated by some that they may serve some preparatory or "rehearsal" purpose, this is not certain by any means. Would this not be meaning? [...] I think they can be meaningful, but they can be nothing. +Then bitches gon fuck just because money long . +NEW AMERICAN SERFDOM = 50+% OF AMERICANS Wealthy=Partners of Rothschilds Bankster MOB of NeoLiberals & NeoCons (Fake right) Financial WARMONGERING Fraudster. +"""I have those things... what are they called? Fucking standards""" +I'm sick of the way you treat me, mother... ...you always seem to favor my brother! What is wrong with me? What is the one thing that he has that I'm lacking? A: Cancer. +I just threw a string of swears at the tv, the likes of which no one has ever ball sackin' goddamn fucking ass twat seen. #WrestleMania +"HURR I SEE HOT GIRLS WITH UGLY GUYS ALL THE TIME" *Based off one couple while ignoring the other 10,000 couples where the guy is dating down (most cases) or dating his looksmatch* +I realized how similar GTA V and real life are I realized this when I was driving a van through crowds of people on the sidewalk +Slim the girls down. They need to be hot. +After having sex with my new girlfriend for the first time she said, "Your definitely the biggest I've ever had." "Well, yeah," I said, "I'm an adult." +If the good people of Chicago started Dead these Politicians who actually is the problem..things might change..they are not your friend +What did the redneck say after she lost her virginity? "Get off me, daddy, you're crushing my smokes" +i dislike hateful bitches who are so full of themselves they think something good about someone but stay silent. Complements r a good thing. +If my wife had a dollar for every time I made a sexist joke... She would have $0.77 +Lovely, we escaped twitter to be rid of lib's & they escaped twitter to follow us here! +Seeing @warrenleightTV getting mobbed, he'll likely miss this. If anyone is in contact w/him, tell him abt #ggautoblocker. #LawAndOrderSVU +I just wanna go in my room & close the fucking door +I think if there are cases of infected people in your area , then yeah Id take them out of school . +@JaneyPew nigger you are bigger than I am. Do you even #R4aperSec ? +Hello everyone are you ready for attack on titan season2 it's going to come out in 2 hours and I'm so ready! +I love this sub It's the only place to release toxicity from normies filled real life with people agreeing with you. +what do you call the cross between a penis and a potato ? a dicktater +I saw that first hand after working in various schools . +If Obama was an NFL player, he'd kneel. +How do you celebrate an Ethiopians 2nd birthday? By placing flowers on their grave. +This is what Roy Moore was up against: ✔ False claims ✔ Being outspent 10-1 ✔ RNC (pulled funding) ✔ GOP leadership ✔ Senate Republicans (no one endorsed) ✔ Liberal media ✔ Conservative media ✔ Alabama local media ✔ Alabama major newspapers ✔ Hollywood ....and still lost by only 19,000 votes. +What does Family Feud and Texas have in common? Harvey was a major improvement. +"@KO8_Bobcats Y'all keep stacking the ""Ws"" & bring home the ring! #ringchasing #bobcatsbaseball #iseethecollegefund #humble" +I was gonna suggest an old Marlin 783 but then I remembered that it 's a .22 Mag . +There have been multiple excellent moments I've tried to screenshot in P5 and it blocked all of em Gimme my memes back Atlus +How did the Nigerian kid lose 40% of his body weight? He took of his clothes. +262.@Harry_Styles haai I know your a busy beeeʃƪ˘◡˘) but be a kind gentleman &follow @lauarry please! It'd make me suppper happy!٩(´ᗜˋ)و +What's the worst dad joke? Hi naked how are you? +Incels have the best sense of humour We own the ebst sense of humour in the planet otherwise we would be committing suicide +What sexual activity is enjoyed by 9 out of ten people? Gang rape +' You niggahs actin like hoes , I can sale those ! 󾌴󾌴󾓤 +Well for all of my friends down there , we all got thrown out of the big local bar in this little town and it 's all my fault hahahahahaha I do n't think we 'll be welcome back for a LONG time . +what do you call two niggers fucking ? two fucking niggers . +Domestic Violence Isn’t Real... Because if they were domesticated they would stay quiet. +How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family #NoRacism +Why can't this sub accept that overly ethnic features are a death sentence If you deviate too far from the average white person in terms of facial features it is over. +why are niggers getting stronger and faster ? tvs are getting heavier . +We're currently meeting with the people playing new and returning characters for Season 2 of @familytreepod. It's all very exciting. +Her pussy is starting to feel looser somehow Maybe it is because she started to have her periods +Why are black men good at basketball? The whole purpose is to run, shoot and steal. +seeing Mario being active with his stans/supporters makes me so happy...he's my happiness<3 @itsMarioSelman @notdobbyjones +All these clickbait X number of things to improve / do / X things filling up the front page of some google results is really pissing me off Google just keeps getting worse and worse. +i miss my fucking friend fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my life +You can avert the worst by performing prayers and spiritual activities, doing good deeds and performing acts of charity to mitigate negative planetary forces. +Where do black Jews sit? At the back of the oven +My room is: CO2: 398ppm Pressure: 1016.67hPa Temperature: 19.50°C Humidity: 42.92% Luminosity: 0Lux 2017/04/02-21:22:28 +In an interview for the army, Interviewer:: How long are you thinking of having a career with us? Me:: Probably mid length timewise - ten years? Interviewer:: Of course, you'll want to leave tomarry and pop out babies. My mother and I sit in shocked silence. He then laughs it off as a joke. The interviewer was a man in his fifties, I would guess. Decided against joining the army for many reasons, this being one of them. +“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” Twilight of the Idols (1888) +I got. A lot. Of hoes.... All up on my dick +I bet Carlos Danger is really pissed as he sits in his cell and hears about all the Leftist Misogynists running around free. +Wow, there's a lot of trash in my mentions this morning. Rape culture! +If we are passionate with what we do, then it is very easy to commit expansion and improvement. # Wisdom +Huh, funny, I find you the most backwards of all @904Harrison Call me sexist but I think it's backwards to have female football commentators +That moment when I think that I'm out of coffee... then pull 12 oz of ground arabica out of my backpack. Yes! More glory to the coffee gods. +Every young girl has a rotation of 5 Chads she texts regularly While you're sitting here rotting in loneliness, your one-itis is texting one of the Chads. +Jup i grew up in St.Petersburg and only saw blacks on tv . +I have sooooo much shit to do today before i leave for messsico tomorrow that its giving me anxiety ☹️ +Dear genius : Find a statistics text and look up `` normal distribution . '' +I haven't seen one Somali the whole time I've been in North Carolina. +My daughter has gotten to the age where she has become obsessed about how she looks. Everytime guests come over, she begs me for clothes. +White people are The most racist people in the world. They have 11 months of white history to celebrate. +Never trust anyone that goes to a concert alone. The last one shot up everyone he could. +/u/Lolworth points out you don't need quotas for female leaders +@iAM_tRoyal5 @Briscoefunnyguy @I_GotOne @_KaeeJones lmaoooo that hoe look like 🐺 +"To start any kind of a ""serious"" investment you need at least $50,000. With my system you can start just from $2,500. #SafeSystem #Spread" +People with the highest social value have no traits I admire +Normie goes to r/casualiama and lies he was an incel who "escaped" r/incels. +I've got a bad feeling on how this is going to turn out for us Americans who are sick of illegal and legal immigration. +ive been lucky enough for that never to have happened . +The best things in life aren't free. They cost beautiful children their innocence. +What do you call two niggers fucking Fucking niggers +"A Good Day" is a short phase of complete mental imbalance Objective perception of reality = depression and anxiety +I saw this black guy run away from my street with a tv on my way home I went to go see if it was mine but I was happy to know mine was still there, polishing my shoes +i have a headache and im about to cry how dense can he be!!!! fucking hell +I'm going to play the black sheep here and say there 's nothing wrong with what he 's doing . +Man I'm so fucked up this bouta be like my 6 or 7 time throwing up +Kids are like calories I always end up losing some when I enter the shopping mall. +Tesco shoppers in Mold , Flintshire flee man wielding machete | Daily Mail Online edit : sorry i just saw this has already been posted . +See, it is just natural that boys like cars & trucks and girls like dolls. +Today's been pretty nice! Started off a bit sloe but really picked up towards the evening -- helps to be back in con mode! +I was fucking this chick so hard I swear for a second there she came back to life +For normies that claim that they are willing to talk to us and claim that are willing to listen to us vent. +Just start your own crew and start advertising it in your flyers or whatever if you are atcually active you should email me I 'm trying to set up a network of all the serious white nationalists across Canada . +My group's history assignment was a presentation on black rights in 1930's America There was only a blank slide +How many whites in the England squad against Slovenia? +What a waste of fossil fuels to publish that tweet. @SOFFETUS call me sexist but guys > girls +Snowflake libtards are straight out of...The Twilight Zone! +Watching Shia Militia beat a Peshmerga to death, I thought, "Praying to Allah 5 times a day certainly peaks the level of fanatical hatred" +As a dyslexic i keep reading this category as 'Vegan Shooting' which always cheers me up when i first log on... +why do n't jews eat pussy ? it 's too close to the gas chamber +Stop acting like a princess! You're acting like a princess!! Ooh... little princess... boo hoo. +Imagine ur whole family whipped out at the same time. At the hands of the man whose suooosed to lead our world +Because of the injustices we are living now a days won second place? Like wtf. The kid was talking about his fav spoet. Good for him! +what s the difference between jesus , and a picture of jesus ? you can hang the picture with one nail . +Why do Jews stink? Because they're afraid to go into the shower. +"👍🏽💲💰👌🏼🚘🚗🌎💯🍀🐍🌲™👀👍🏽💔🔥🗣💨Gang Gang™ ""Hooligan"" <- The Real 1, Cracka Nigga That Don't Believe In Rapest, ya 3g Wana Si, bitxh ya out ya F 🌲™💲💰👍🏽" +I showed a bunch of Christians a grotesque video of a man putting screws into his penis. None of them were fazed. I guess they've seen a prick get nailed before. +like a total of 100 people in the world really matter & can start/end wars and make decision & the rest of us are just here to occupy space +What character would Demi Lovato play in a movie? A heroine +MY NEIGHBOR IS AT MY HOUSE! ZOOM ZOOM I FUCKING RAN INTO THE BATHROOM SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO TALK TO HER +fellas , is being straight a fetish ? i mean you 're literally attracted to objects . +Normies, I'm really sorry to tell you this, but if a woman doesn't reply your texts, it never means she is playing hard to get, she just doesn't like you Harsh but true. +Say something positive about yourself I like to dance. +To all of the gun control freaks out there just remember this, guns don't kill people, they cannot pull their own triggers, mentally ill people kill people, which would mean most criminals! +A Mexican and a black guy are riding in a car.... who's driving? The cops +My friend bought a MP3 to school. My other friend bought a MP4 to school. So I bought my MP5 to school +Woman in a sexual relationship wants to charge ex for rape during vacation to "send a message" +Black people have had an overall positive impact on American History. Lock if you disagree +Let's reminisce over some old midlands football managers. What are your fave moments under ... Martin O'Neill #AVFC +whoever said the acting was mediocre in 13rw didn't watch episode 11 because that episode fucked me up dude +"I was told i was dangerous and i asked why? and their response was ""Because you don't need anyone."" I smiled." +Socialism is the number one killer of humanity in the 20th century It starts with promises of "free stuff" and ends with blood in the streets +That's very true, which is why I didn't subscribe. I just wanted to know if askwomen feels that the law is more lenient on them, like the sub claims, or if all those cases were just isolated incidents. Tbh I'm more interested in hearing about how things went with average everyday women when they had run ins with the law. +Here is the link to our Youth Corps page , just click on the words ! +I got fired today Apparently, 'assessing the kids' doesn't involve my dick + Even if you believe Moore is innocent, you don’t blow it off as “Bezos blog. +Would you consider yourself bubbles's friend? If not, take him out for a drink after work and see what he's really like, if he thinks the bullshit they do to him is good natured or awful. [...] Then put a 'shit head' name tag on your boss and tell him to fuck right off of he can dish it but not eat it. +"RT @kerouac741: Who coined the idiom ""caught between two stools""? They must have been an idiot not to move to 1 of them." +Right! if you have dark hair you 're not White if you have tanned skin you 're not White Luke Pasqulino is n't White either bang goes 50 percent of the Western and Eastern Mediterrenrean ! +#signofthetimes I'm currently on hour one of still crying. This man has blessed us with a masterpiece. +footage of kimbo slice 's death +#FollowFriday @EyeAm @TipolJ @Lexy @thecookiemonster @GeorgeAngus @the_impolitic @TheAntiDarkMind @caroljohns827 @RowenaScratchesHead @Charmander @NoFoolinTulin @hearthwench @agustus @AltGalactic @teknomunk @PepeFarmRemembers @Jami_USA @Feralfae +Hey guys @a @e @u @amy @support‍ despite a couple of bugs early on that have since been fixed, I'm really enjoying the compose messages updates, I particularly like the 'READ MORE" option that allows us to type longer messages without eating up too much timeline subject real estate. +What's the difference between spiders and ticks I can't force spiders to live in my brain. +I don't get why you're excluding me like this. I'm Jewish; I know oppression. +What's the difference between an unwanted baby and a pizza? The pizza would still be in the dumpster after I passed by +What is the correct response to people having sex in my bed, whilst I am out, for "a joke"? +I'm about to get this bitch a cell mate +Gaters get so excited when I talk to them on reddit. It's pretty funny. I'm sure he's going to go tell his friends how I was totally #rekt. +Next time you talk to a female,remember that with her mouth she has moaned like a slut,gagged on dicks like a slut and gargled sperm like a slut how can anyone respect and take seriously such organisms? +If you wanna see an amazing #art, watch this #video: https://t.co/QtpIbMLjKc https://t.co/dUdyfIT9tv +RT @demkittiesdoe: I tell myself I'm not gonna get my hopes up every time and then I fucking do bc I'm a moron +Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. +What is the number one cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids. +Funny thing about normans' oh-so-beloved therapy I don't think I've ever known or heard of anyone who went to therapy and didn't become even a bigger nutjob than before. +Lowkey wanna create a character resembling albert wesker and yeah a fucking villain +@Iromg @mikeparry8 give him a chance MG ffs.. Do a quiz on slippers.. PS please do a show with hooked up to a polygraph.. Would be gold +Being a bad person doesn't prevent you from getting laid For example, look at most of the normans who post here, they're completely terrible people and still get laid. +The thing about working with black people. These bitches never on fucking time then wanna complain about a short check. Bitch die.Today. now +Why are Holocaust Survivors disgusting? They didn't take any showers. +RT @DarlinCory: Making homemade pickles and working on a funny tweet about pussy. I am going to make a great old lady! +The German Soccer Team just lost to Mexico at the Moscow World Cup Hey, at least they made it there this time +my mother is a fucking cunt hope the bitch dies in her fucking sleep or gets cancer that would really make my day +solution for loud baby a few years ago , i was at a buddies house . we were sitting out on his deck , and a neighbor stopped by with his wife to show off their new baby . the baby was screaming , so my buddy tells the couple : * shut that thing up , or i 'll throw it over the deck and kill it ! * +This is coming from the same group that claimed I faked my LinkedIn because it was "impossible" for a 33 yr old to have done all of that. +I've lost so much hope I don't even care about porn induced ED anymore Is this what rock bottom feels like? +I like my women like I like my whiskey. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke +Why is my boyfriend sleeping on the fucking floor?!! +What’s better than cliff jumping? Missing the water +Post on r/news reporting petition to remove Ellen Pao as ceo removed from the front page of r/news +I thought it was a great idea to reinforce my study material by watching Nat Geo. until I saw an anaconda eat a capybara. Brb crying. +how do you save a black man from drowning ? you do n't +I've had 3 (THREE) showers today, where is my girlfriend? +sorry i forgot to put that im from western mass and my teacher is white but she is strongly against racism and thats why i say something in support of white racism +What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom, eating its way out. +Fuck racists, am I right!? That way we can keep making more! +I entered the friendzone But all I found were enemies +Is it rape? If the girl is dead? +Why did little Katy fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms or legs. +GOP: Can my son-in-law join the party? GM: But he's been making deals with the Red Assassins GOP: So? GM: So he's evil? GOP: Huh? #GOPDnD +Hitlerjugend Quex Der Ewige Jude Jude Suss Those are some movies the Nazi 's made and are very good and informative . +Friend:: You forgot to tag it #China. Me:: It's not relevant to the picture. Friend:: #Shanghai? I was updating our photoblog with a picture of me and my mom, for Mother's Day. The picture was taken in our Texas home. Made me feel exasperated. +Whats easy to get into but difficult to get out of? A cave in Thailand +What do a misogynist and a Nazi have in common? They’re correct +miley cyrus actually has a pretty good voice, i like it +The Decline of Manufacturing Has Hurt Women Heroin robbed Tracey Kemper-Hermann of her husband, and sometimes she misses him most when she’s trying to start her lawnmower. +Reddit, pedophilia, and McDonalds all have one thing in common I’m loving it +What has 3 legs, 2 arms and 1 foot? The finish line at the Boston Marathon +Look how fucked you all are. Text me all you want. These people will ignore me until I bleed at their doorstep. So I just might +I have realized while on stormfront , that my idea of what white looks like is flawed . +I saw my friend’s mom in the ghetto I asked her where her son was because we didn’t see him in a while. She said “oh didn’t you hear? He’s grounded” +When women mention ugly guys who they're attracted to They're talking about tall muscular good looking guys who happen to have some kind of minor flaw Basicly when they say ugly, they mean Chris Hemsworth with bad teeth +...for a giant zoo toy erected on the playground of a `` Christian '' school : Freiburg West : Neues Klettergerüst : MIT EINER SPENDE - badische-zeitung.de +breakdancing . . as invented by niggers trying to steal hub caps from moving cars . +Why are black people so good at talking shit? ‘Cause that’s all their owners ever did +Why were there no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future Edit: Grammar +I know Venezuela is cracking down on electricity for bitcoin minging, but perhaps some of the toilet paper Bolivars can pay for gasoline for a generator to mine bitcoins? +I was arguing with a black hole named Hitler. He was really dense to my points, thinking he was still a young star with all the gas. +"""It's Edward Hopper."" Lucy said. ""I know. One of David Lynch's inspirations."" ""Yes."" I looked at her. ""Where have you been all this time?""" +Left is wanting back up with anything you write on the internet meaning that they want anything and everything backed by proof in videos and if it don't meet there requirements then it should be treated as fake or lies and this is how they want people to believe in without having to research it. +High school kid shows up to auburn tour wearing an old row t-shirt wow dude how frat r u!! So college!! +I wasn’t sure if she was anorexic at first... so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop +"@thisonesakillaa: In my opinion? All jokes are ok. Nothing should be off-limits to joke about. Just pointing out hypocrisies" #SorryItsABoy +I have many of her CDs - saw her a Lisner years ago UTE LEMPER ~ The Case Continues - YouTube I have every CD from this band Dead Can Dance - the wind that shakes the barley - YouTube Dead Can Dance - Yulunga - YouTube as well as her solo ones â `` Soundtrack - Gladiator - Now We Are Free ( with lyric ) .flv - YouTube Lisa Gerrard - Sacrifice - YouTube +How is California gonna survive the war if our citizens aren't allowed to arm themselves with real bad ass weapons when NK or Syria invades +im exhausted all day but ofc when im trying to go to bed, my mind is thinking of a bajillion different things all at once 💭 +If you are a skinhead then by definition you must have your head shaved because if you do n't you 're not a skinhead . +@p0rnoPuppy He called @waynebrady a nigger +I like my girls like my cigars 12 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba +All I wanted was some fucking tea NOT TO LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE +What type of punch do you use against a kindergardener A sandy-hook +Latina bitches only +Supper from yona yossef 8:15 Shier tonight 8:30 Mariv 9:30 Note: today and Tuesday will be the last shier until after pessach +"I'm so good at saying to myself ""everyone else feels this way so it's nbd"" even when it rly affects me" +what do madeleine mccann and a submarine have in common. they are both 10 foot under and full of seamen. +I never break my gfs hearts I don't shoot them in the heart, I shoot them in the head. +I hate when girls say "forever alone" like shut up your "forever a hoe" not forever alone so shut up before I get your dick breath on me +Nevermind, found the new page Knew it had to be a groid .... any report of rape ? +Mfs don't care about tha kid except a few of my niggas & my bitch +Damn Rockstar, First guy that can swim is black ?!?! +I have harassed no one @Anti_Natal_ as @Twitter can see but you are violating TOS by trying to organize a blocking campaign as @Support sees +What do you call a slave running away from a dairy farm? Nesquick +If anyone doesn't like the way I believe then please by all means unfollow me.I refuse to give up. +New Arrivals since we’re in the Winter Months I’ve brung plenty of firewood and if anybody is still up during the hours keep the fire going my friends lol love you all +Sadiq Khan has said he believes "the threat of terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city” I'm curious if he'll repeat that after the #FinsburyPark incident +Did you know that a school shooter is often the best student in his school? At the latest when he becomes the only one. +Why didn't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hilary Clinton? The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in her mouth. +29th Dec 1170 Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas á Becket, was murdered in his own Cathedral by 4 knights, believing they were acting under the orders of Henry II. +I don't wish any more suffering on John McCain than was inflicted on non-muslims by ISIS. +Seeing so many basic bitches rn +Did you hear the one about the suicidal actor? he made the cut +"i thought brian sella was singing ""once you've fucked the fire."" he was saying ""fought."" this album has been out for over a year and a half" +spoiled fucking bitches who get whatever they want need to step off and re-evaluate their lives +Have U heard reported why Europe has been decimated?Me neither.The idiots policy's on Syria Iraq Libya. Loons need 2be tarred and feathered +What do you call an Islamic terrorist? Normal. +Why can’t Americans play chess? They are missing two towers. +Judge by color or I am so not `` hip '' ? +I just bought a new ring in February but I want another ring 😔 I have the money but this is a bad addiction. I used to hate rings omg +What is a woman? A broom's motor +My aunt's Facebook status:: "It's REALLY bothering me that my [4-yr-old] boy is obsessed w/ his female cousin's Dora backpack." Commenter:: "My son started kissing everyone because we kiss him. My husband started telling him kissing was for sissies, lol." My aunt:: "That is so funny! ... Maybe b/c it's purple, it bothered me." I'm frustrated, angry, and sad for their children. +😒 my nerves are being worked cos of my monkey 😑😡 +what cleared my skin doxycycline, lots of zinc and carrot juice +fetal attraction q : how does one human embryo talk to another human embryo ? a : it uses a stem cell phone . +One way of checking if someone who's collapsed is okay is to check the inside of their lip is still pink. Now Daisy isn't the same colour as the rest of us but if she opens her mouth you'll see it's the same colour as ours. +Cold by Maroon 5 https://t.co/QEnJsK3gah #NowPlaying hell yea.,.,.. im in ! +I think Ms Pacman ate Google Maps' brain bc it has been fucking up like crazy this week +A picture of yourself with a fag hanging out of your mouth ... why would you seriously think that's a good look +Normies don't finish their food Sex nourishes them so incels waste less. +krista & I met @Herobust took a picture with him & decided not to post it because we both looked fucking crazy.😂 +Just wasted 3 hours Waiting on the girl , my stalking schedule was wrong though now im stuck in the middle of nowhere with no money and meed to walk 15 km ( 10 miles) home REEEEEEE fuck this, pls entrrtain me while i walk +A blackman with a boner walks into a wall, what hits the wall first The policemans first bullet +Why do Italian babies cry so much? They won’t take the pacifier unless there is hair on it. +Yesterday I meant a girl with the same first & last name as me lets just say it was pretty weird +@LolicOnion i have a macbook pro it works alright if you're not developing a windows game with an engine that only… https://t.co/eZW6898hbS +Tried to play Fable Anniversary Edition with xbox one controller. Worked for 30 seconds. Then Steam started trying to call people. wtf? +What can a park bench do that a black guy can’t? Support A family of 4 +Has anyone been able to locate a clip or photgraph of the father ? +The number of cookies I'll be making today is just slightly higher than the number of cookies I'll be eating today. +hello i dont speak german but i am a very proud white boy , and id love to chat , drop me a line +What’s the difference between a black guy and a white guy? “I have white guilt” +I want someone to drop me off in the middle of nowhere with no phone or money and have to find my way home. Takers? #AmazingRace +AIMH is about to be beat by a fucking nugget tweet. That's just sad. +what do you call someone with downs who just smoked weed ? a baked potato . what do you call people with downs , high , and handicapped ? meals on wheels +Man these jokes are so dark... I'm surprised the police haven't shot them yet. +hey i just moved here and dont know anyone yet ... so if anyone lives around here id like meet ya and hang out or something . +Problem with these POTM cards on Ultimate Team is that they've all been strikers or forward players, getting a bit tedious now +what do you say to someone with really yellow teeth ? we wo n't be needing a flashlight if there is a blackout . +DarkHoumor is like a child with termonal cancer. It never gets old. +Yes, everyone should check these videos out , as they 're a great way to introduce people to the idea of an open White Nationalist community ( PLE ) . +Well, could also be that he knew he would seriously injure her if he were to fight back. He may have had a justification for doing so, but she wasn't hurting him, and I think that he made the right choice. I think many people underestimate what a hit from a strong man will do to a woman. +what does being a nigger and getting a vaccine have in common ? either way , you both get shot . +Happy kitchen cleaner/ sandwich maker day!!!!!!! +what 's the difference between santa claus and a jew ? . anta comes down the chimney . +Normal people pull over at service stations at the motorway. Vegans just pull over at a patch of grass or a bush.(not dark but it’s funny) +These hoes aint loyal 👌 +Book To Read: Anatomy of female power : a masculinist dissection of matriarchy : Chinweizu (1990) +so i've been sexting this 9 year old girl for about 3 weeks now.... she just told me she's an undercover cop, that's quite impressive for her age! +It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ~ Agatha Christie +Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus! +what kiss can blow your mind ? the m +The deer are so abundant that they wander into town all the time to munch on lawns . +My parents are horrible abusers Everything I do is wrong and they keep breaking me down. +This is democracy.The jury represents the majority of Californians,social justice liberals.The minority have no choice but to flee while they still have the freedom to do so. +If Reddit is banning harassing subreddits, why hasn't /r/thebluepill been banned? +didn't this psychic predict trumps impeachment for July it's fucking lit +An attempt to appear like we are at odds w/Russia when in fact, 45 is in their pocket. Don't be fooled. #UnfitToGovern +I dislike weather above 65F. +Just about everybody in /r/bestof agrees: Men are incapable of controlling sexual urges; if you don't give your husband sex he will cheat on you. +Questions about your finances? We’re here to help! Schedule an appointment with one of our Peer Educators today at… https://t.co/Cv9KBCrKGu +"""why you don't fw your sister anymore"" you hang with a whore & ppl gonna think you one .. now stop asking me ." +May the evil witch Thatcher rot in hell now and forever #trampthedirtdown +Also don't forget that Obama's Obamacare system was so shoddily designed at a cost of billions of dollars that everyone who used it was subject to having their personal information stolen. +Oh, I don't know, maybe it's just my Christian heritage, but the idea of Muslims running a country really scares me. I'm afraid they're going to take over our country, you know? +These high school curriculums are more about encouraging white girls to hate white males , not other males . +That is about as cheap and low as I 've seen it around here , your task is so transparent as to be laughable . +This sub needs a minimum account age restriction There are too many trolling posts that are made by fresh accs +i 've bought some exciting new toilet paper , there 's a drawing of the prophet . . . mohammed on it and you get to colour him in ! +So while I fucking this girl the other day and she screamed FUCK ME HARDER So I slapped her in the face, because no daughter of mine will use such language +"Ugh I cringe when people tell me they want to ""rekindle things"" with their ex. You stopped fucking with them for a reason so stay that way." +Literally every man in my fam copped a bad white bitch as a wife. I ain't even boutta break da chain. Unless a latina comes around +Dad why is my sister called Strawberry? Because your mother gave her strawberries as a child. Ok. Thanks dad No problem Dick +Thank you to all the positive people who have commented on my posts It means a lot :) +What do you call a necrophelia BBW fetish? Dead weight. +What does the "H" in Nigger stand for? Human +What do you do if you have too many blacks hanging out in your front yard? Hang them in the back. +.@Aeialy honestly no matter how busy we both are, you know damn well we connect like heck, u are my best friend from the land down under ily +My dog shows me more affection than any woman ever could +Do something today that makes you grow. Stretch your boundaries and reach outside of the box. MATA TWINS TwinItToWinIt TMI +9th Jan 1957 Sir Antony Eden resigned as PM due to ill health, after 1 year 279 days, succeeded by Harold McMillan. +.@Coupons just released their Top 10 Most Frugal Cities list & Raleigh makes the list at #4! Washington DC was #1! - @JudPulseFM +LPT: Buy your pregnancy tests at the Dollar store and save money. Also, the coat hangers are pretty cheap also. +I like my women like I like my deli meat Pounded with a massive hammer then locked in a plastic bag for three weeks. +Does anyone know about that new movie about Hiroshima? It was a bomb at the box office, but it was a blast with the critics. +omg, Iran is banning political dissidents from social media, this is so awful, thank God in America we have freedom of speech on social media +It seems like there are lots of different flowers that are technically spider lilies but only one type looks correct +she was the type of YouTuber who won't reply to you UNLESS, you buy something from their Amazon wishlist for them or something. Smh. +"216 normies and chads online" There aren't any Chads in Incelqueers, they are too busy cucking normies. +Results #PC5, quarterfinals: Alan Norris 6-5 Steve Beaton Adrian Lewis 6-5 Richard North Dave Chisnall 6-0 Mark Webster +I suppose the concept of a male cow and a female cow producing MORE cows , and the repeating process is too much for them to understand . +I identify as genderqueer, but am male-assigned and often get misgendered+microaggressed. I was just walking around the dining hall with friends in my cute summer dress. Server 1:: I've gotta ask, what is this all about? Me:: Oh, we're here for our annual dinner! Server 2:: But I mean, are supposed to dress like your favorite cartoon character, or what? +June: Bernie Bro shoots Congressmen at baseball practice Sept: Refugee shoots church attendees in Tennessee Oct: Registered Dem kills 60 at country music concert Nov: Atheist kills 27 attending Baptist Church This country is already embroiled in a civil war, but only one side is participating yet. +If his whore wife worked he wouldnt t have to hire the stupid kids +Every time when I am about to completely snap and lose it, I remember countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia exist, thank god. +"@tehnakki ""Hi I'm going to Vegas in 2 weeks. I might never come back hah hahaha ha wink wink"" and then don't." +Are you enjoying your vacation in the United States? +If you do n't mind a silent film The Birth of a Nation is a must see . +No, I call it hypocrisy and it goes against what you and your peers preach . +My mother is getting married today I am the one that she is marrying +well sounds like were looking for the same thing ( but i have no idea if this is actually going to you !!! lol ) +I heard that Brock Turner stated the late great Jason Derulo, "If it ain't love, why does it feel so good?" causing the judge to tear up and shorten the sentence. +Why didnt the african kids take their medicine? The medicine stated that it should be taken after food +My throats hurts so bad and my breathing is all fucked up +Women comedians only talk about sex It's proof of how much of a joke they are as a human being +Its not about how big it is It’s how good you are at holding them down +What do you call a building full of Mexicans and blacks? Prison +Shockingly biased and poorly informed post by family lawyer from r/MensLib gets posted to r/BestOf and the comments are the most ignorant and hypocritical imaginable with the few sane voices heavily downvoted +i like my kids like how i like damn good coffee in my mouth +me and peter have always been slaying these hoes http://t.co/jqmil7rJaT +this is such a cute moment but I know it's all about to go to shit because of the preview #Riverdale +bitches stay in they feelings 😂 +How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they would beat the room because it was black +World Cup I don’t know what’s weaker in the Brazilian team. Their defence or the shitty favelas they live in back home +@SydneyBerg if you were wondering it feels like a big ol punch in the face and stab in the neck that's dragged on forever +Depression should be recognized as a disabilities just like any other physical disabilities Normie, vote for it. +#BREAKING | Woman molested in a bar in Kolkata's Park Street area; Woman groped, beaten up by 4 men; FIR filed, 4 accused still free +All new posters are under moderation to start with , but this is lifted fairly quickly . +TwoX post from woman that consented to sex with an OkCupid date, most comments telling her to report as rape and press charges because he should have known she wasn't really into it despite verbal and physical consent +I'm pretty sure the average black is stronger then those white men that date asians or the ones who let their wives take control of the household . +what do kim kardashian and police sirens have in common ? they both get turned on around black guys +#YesYoureSexist if you only suspend your disbelief for the benefit of a story as long as it doesn't threaten the status quo +In the process of learning python to begin development on an AI assisted twitter cluster that will be spread across different communities on twitter to compile millions of debates so that the top bot in the chain can be used to fight marxists propaganda by providing ppl with counter arguments. +People ask me, why do you shoot schools, for the attention or mental illnesses? and I always say "a little bit of column a, and a little from colom-bine" +I was accused of stealing panties I had returned it after i put my cum. +While we use flat irons, what does Mike Pence use as a straightener? Jumper Cables +A number of people are complaining that they no longer are receiving notification of @realDonaldTrump tweets this includes Raheem Kassam of Breitbart. +There’s a lot of wildfires around us and I noticed some ashes falling down at my Jewish friend’s house I called to make sure his family reunion was going well +Yeah, i guess the one time you 're not prepared for it will be the time it goes down . +No wonder Black dudes go for White chicks - they only have to punch them a few times to knock them out ! +So #RCB need 208 to win. On a hard pitch like this an extra spinner would have helped. Quite easy to smash a pacer on this strip #IPL +what was hitler 's favorite number ? nine ? haha , actually no it was six million . +God, when I got the email saying you would be my roommate I was so worried you would be stupid and racist or something, but you totally aren't. +why did your mother cross the street when she found out she was pregnant with you ? because she did n't know going down the road was more effective . +Men are sharing their stories about being sexually harassed on the /r/askreddit sub +"@Communism_Kills i can translate the last sentence of that. ""we bring sketchy dudes home so watch your shit""" +Let's not concern ourselves with an anti-GD video that barely has any views and will most likely only be watched by anarchists . +I can make a dike say she leavin that lady.. I can make a lady say she leavin that pussy ass nigga that gave her that baby +I am not prejudice, I hate everybody equally Whats group for that +How did Stephen Hawking die I don't know there wasn't enough intel +Just remember he killed a white cop in one of his bombings , according to ABC . +I'm so triggered why are strict parents so fucking annoying +Why dont you see black people riding on motorcycles? Because their lips would beat them to death. +Yet if the thugs had of actually robbed the store and injured or killed your friend , it would not be classified as a hate crime would it ? +"* ""The food is to die for!"" * ""Gorgeous style and fragrance!"" * ""My face tastes beautiful!"" * (... these are all Mettaton.)" +In more normal stuff, it appears that every lot of cut daffodils I've bought this year has been a different variety. Which has been lovely. +Reminder, women live like gods in this world, and men are expected to worship them as so However, even the Greeks hated their gods... +Oblivion Where do our fears go when we change the subject? +Anyone know if the water has peaked in HOUSTON and/or have the waters begun to recede yet? +"RT @priya_ebooks: i think women can date men casually w/o lying and fucking them up! but men have some weird dichotomy of ""this is a rando/…" +Why the girl with no arms couldn t hug her father ? Becouse he is dead +Genital Mutilation only matters when it happens to women, and why it's all men's fault. +Seriously, this guy is VERY primitive even for a Black . +These bitches fake one min talking about a hoe next min bestfriends with the hoe +Where do Indians go to pray? the zoo +The people who made fun of me in high school for being a sociopath aren’t laughing now That basement is really cold they can’t spare the energy +My girlfriend likes to pretend she’s 13 when we’re in bed together, which I told her is weird and pointless since she will be 13 next year. +Whats the best time to pick up hot young chicks Around 3 p.m. +A Black man was walking with a parrot in his shoulder.. When someone asks : -Wow, nice animal! Where is it from? -Africa - said the parrot +Sex with me is a night you'll never forget. That's usually how rape goes. +What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't know, I think they're both edible sex toys. +the orlando shooting was a true tragedy . of those fucking faggots got away +This flight hasn't even begun and the guy next to me already has his shoes off and nasty ass feet exposed. Flying is awful. +If no one tune into speaker Studio of TGR.News Real Talk then an insight of what was talk about we must protect far dating from the transgender so we don't hook up with knock off men and women when we want a natural born someone we deserve to have that..🙂 +Female just asked me to get a mail order bride over private message Do you want me to respect women or not? +The things people do to fight fascism funny when all you got to do is vote and stay out of jail.. 😂 +You say you gotta new bitch? +I mean you gotta give it to Hitler He was a pretty good comedian, he roasted 6 million Jews in his career +RT @ClicquotSuave: we were at the party last night and P goes..."bro this nigg got on chucks just chillin and dancing w/ all the bitches"..… +This is so me, although i live in Sweden so hard to find ugly gals +how many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? none , let the bitch cook in the dark . +what do a pregnant teen and her baby have in common ? they 're both thinking , " oh shit , my mom is gon na kill me " . +I got my dick stuck in a peanut butter jar Luckily my daughter loves peanut butter +Expecting yogi govt to take action against fee hike in pvt schools noida #स्कूल_की_मनमानी_बंद_हो@pksbjp @HRDMinistr @toi @ndtv @htnoidagzb +We have a little piece of legislation called the Prohibition of Foreign Military Assistance Act This prohibits mercs from operating in South Africa. on pain of five years of hell in a kaffer jail . +This thread is PROOF that women find betas sexually unattractive +Was eating alone in a public park & this guy came over to ask me to move so he and his gf could fuck nearby w/o feeling weird abt it. Sooo +Dear @Harry_Styles, thanks for your constantly help. Now there's a survivor so much stronger than he was before. Kindly follow me? — 5,610 +I fucking can't believe this Grayson.. #GraysonDolanIsOverParty +I'm against pirating games. But seriously, all these layers of DRM make me consider buying and THEN torrenting. +What I find to be a joke is that someone would take it seriously and post absolute nonsense and crap about this site , without checking it out first . +Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute? Because she could wash her crack and sell it again +fentanyl easing the homeless problem in cities everywhere +RT @AbbeyGoldd: Fuck Joo musts broke this niggas heart stealin his bitch if he that hurt with her 😂😂👏 +There’s a game about black culture It’s called Bloons td battles +Like howl with pain when their balls get kicked? Yeah. @cknightt06 I'm not sexist. But girls can't do everything a guy can do physically. +Yet you're not paying them. So why do you believe that you are in a position to make demands of them? +My Boss:: But those crocs with the holes in them, they're gay. Not gay, but you know, gay. Me:: Um, actually I don't. Equating being gay to something mockable and undesireable is actually pretty hurtful to people who identify as gay. My Boss:: Oh, whatever, don't get all PC on me. (jokingly) Yeah, all of my gay friends are stupid, just like all of my black friends are just for getting me cheap tickets to hip-hop shows. Made me feel unheard, powerless, and personally offended since he knows I am not straight. +Yup. Fuck that cuckold of a moderator. Little power tripping tramp. +Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. +Being Proactive Are any of you doing things to try to improve your situation? +Girl:: *says something about Gangnam Style and gets Psy's ethnicity incorrect* Me:: Psy is Korean. Girl:: So what? Chinese, Korean, Japanese - they're all the same! Me:: No, they're not. They are three different countries. Girl:: Whatever! I don't care; it doesn't matter. Said by a white girl in English class to me, a Chinese girl. Made me feel frustrated and angry. +"""My truth"" is just another touch-me-not Libertarian way of saying my personal subjective opinion, shaming anyone who challenges this ""truth""" +A woman walks into a police station and says “Help I’ve been graped!” The police officer say “Do you mean raped?” She says “No!, there were loads of them” +@wolfblitzer @SenSanders @realDonaldTrump @CNN Too idiots at a time please +RT @Comp10Tx: Lowkey called that faggot a faggot. +For anyone Who has never been to Jail Or Prison....this is how it is....... Get (((booked))) Move to population...depending on your identity beliefs.ie tattoos.When you make it up North....Then you realize that RACE MATTERS..NEVER FORGET...because you are a number goy..got it..I KNOW MINE....FOREVER +We used to have a real Men's Rights Movement. +my wife and i like to do it missionary style . we brainwash indigenous natives and rape their children . +What do you call two black people high fiving Gang violence +Right I'm sleeping so good night! I hope jackson's doing ok, that bam gets to Korea safely and for all of got7 to stay healthy ✊ +I've been posting this story on several forums and sending out quite a few emails . +Why is it that when someone is caught stealing people say they’ve been caught red handed? When their hands are actually black. +Sometimes i look at pics of my oneitis And i think about what could have been +What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire. +#mcfc Keep blowing points week in week out! Fucking hell! +.@neilsillar ALAM MO BA that I'm so glad you opened up to me cause I always maoy to you and ily huhu!!! 💛 +Whore Is Upset That Someone Noticed How Big of a Whore She Is +"I asked my sister to get my something while I was in the shower so she brings it to me and says, ""have fun"" and walks away" +What would you call the Simpsons if they were black? NIGGERS +In all seriousness All of our issues and problems are always solved with a calm conversation with each other Face to face 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ +Powerful video that shows how primitive these beasts are . +--would be over momentarily to start work. I walked through the kitchen noticing a small, shiny tube of lippy on the ground. I bent to -- +When people cheat and end up saying 'Sorry, it was an accident' Falling down the stairs is an accident. Get your shit together 😖 +Ask Reddit thread about men with abusive girlfriends and wifes +Bloody hell I haven't been a size 4 since I was 15, uni what have you done to me +Is it odd that I actually know half of the girls who get posted posing half naked on these famous twitter accounts? 🤔 +yes there 's many of us in the Chicago area . +What’s the problem with heroin! Fucking women getting mad because it’s not called heroine! +"""This place changed the direction of my life - for the better. Thank you from the bottom of my heart."" warm words from a client" +Old postcard of Zebowice ( Zembowitz-Fohrendorf ) in Upper Silesia , it is the town with the largest percentage of the German Minority in Poland . +On my way to GDC. Will need to finish up a few things and then... We wait. +mate could you imagine the look on a pack of groids faces when you come screaming around a corner on one of those guns a' blazin . +"""Cash out"" could have been the perfect follow up single to ""gangster shit"" 💯 the vibes of the 2 songs so alike 🎶" +Another day where the weather is supposed to get up to the mid 70's. I need to find my sunscreen. So, uh, how's that snow out east? +So excited I am nauseated oh gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh. +And today my roommate is talking with this guy on the phone still while she showers. Jesus fucking Christ. +@JuiciStrawberry Kik is for hoes.You either gone shit or get off the pot. +01:30 pm A broken down Containerised Truck with tyre and Hub prob' @ Idi'roko inwd anthony causing a slow moving traffic to Townplanning. +Thirteen "Republicans" voted AGAINST the House Tax Bill allegedly due to eliminating the State Income Tax Deduction for States with sky high income Tax Hey retards...talk to your STATE LEGISLATURE and your VOTERS WE did not impose unbearable taxes on your constituency, THEY did it to themselves +everytime it rain niggas forget how to fucking drive😒 +"I remember seeing that teaser and literally fucking gasped and said ""that's my ult BITCH""" +Should be easy to recount what wasn't recorded, by the leftist jew vote counters. +I hate when ppl break up a fight like idc if they best friends, sisters, whatever let them bitches fight ctfuu +I want to clone myself 1 million times and downvote all the posts on /r/niceguys And comments too. +Why do you talk so white? +How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last greatest hit was the wall. +Reminder: If you marry a non virgin girl, there will be times when she will miss the cocks of her previous lovers. +thank you i appreciate that. We didn't speak at all today, but just a little at night beginning now. I'm guessing she was busy and all that-im not gonna ask her to hang anymore because honestly the whole not talking to me all day is kinda obnoxious, so if she wants time to with me she'll have to make effort. +How do you kill a blind deaf person? You push them on a cliff, they would have no idea what just hit them! +What's long, silver, climbs walls and scares Jews? A gas pipe. +what does anime tell us about japan ? two nukes were n't enough . +Oh, I didn't know that was your mom. You're adopted, right? +Don't be afraid to be direct with me. I have nothing against strong, independent women. On the contrary, I find them attractive. +In good families, parents should ensure sisters fuck their brothers to help them build confidence Families need to stick together, sisters today only make their brothers' lives worse by existing and taking his resources, flaunting boyfriends in his face and not giving a shit about his well being as evident from many examples including ER. +I love @Harry_Styles so much ! He's just so talented with a big heart ! He's definitely my favorite human being ! 68 +This is a black hypothesis Edit: my hypothesis is correct +#Confirmed a EUR 200 million long-term loan to StateBank of India to support Indian large scale solar projects-European Investment Bank -ANI +Oh my god! Will you be my new gay best friend? We can go shopping for clothes! +We have stopped using Google's CAPTCHA service on our sign up process for the main landing page. +Black \*r/darkjokes mods are now offended\* +Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt +What's the differnece between Nelson Mandela and racism? One is dead +Letting people with sub-par intelligence represent you as a movement, and as a race for that matter, will not yield desirable results. +Michael is FINE AF....I just NEED him with Sara and MJ and Lincoln...and Sucre...and C-Note!!! Basically I need my TEAM!! #PrisonBreak +The comments and like/dislike were disabled for (((Sarah Silverman's))) "I love you America" music video, because she's just that awful. +This has been going on since the sports bring in so much money . +offthewire.com/a-list-liberal-comedian-just-got-the-worst-news-of-his-life/ … Only time will tell whether he can make a comeback in Hollywood like Mel Gibson did 10 years after his drunken rant – which now seems like but a drop in the bucket compared to the sick perversion seeping out of Hollywood. +RT @caseytu88662466: Y these niggas on this hoe shit +Apple CEO: Trump Tax Plan ‘Will Result in Job Creation and a Faster Growing Economy’ +i said hello to a femnist yesterday . court trial starts tomorow +What do you call the useful body tissue of a black person? Cancer. +What's a black person's favorite alloy? Steal +What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them! +Hey @Twitter, please add a way to search through DMs as well as a way to flag/star for later. The current system is no bueno… +Krox was a great baker, and this song tells of their adventure. Krox iced a cake, then they iced a cake, then they went home to love life +Why do black people make great basketball players? Because white people can't be the best at everything. +give me non normie advice on how to get over my social retardation +I think I'm born 200 years late.. cause back then, child marriages were regular. +:attack hi im new at this so if u want to talk to me let me know i would like to get to know u if u dont mind my name is bill +my life is problematic for no reason at all I swear all I do is lie in bed all day in a depressive coma drowning in existential dread +I won't be going out of town with nobody ion plan on fucking +What percentage of men are truly incel 80%-90% of men are incel - 0.02% are chads and the rest are normies of slightly different strengths? +The churches in my city are full of liberal school teachers . +Person 1:: There has never been a black WWE champion. Person 2:: The Rock is Black and he was WWE champion. Person 1:: No he isn't, he's biracial. Person 2:: He considers himself Black, so he's Black. Person 1:: No, he doesn't count. About The Rock, who is half Samoan, half Black, and identifies as both. His father, Rocky Johnson, was half of the first Black tag team to hold a championship in a prestigious federation. The Rock is the first Black man to hold the WWE title... And people want to take that honor away from him, because he's not "really" Black. On a wrestling forum. Made me frustrated, like biracial people aren't allowed to have control over how we identify. +@YeIIowbang I hate that faggot he so corny +"RT @iscoopherup: hate a ""he tried to talk to me "" ass bitch .." +I stopped watching the CBC when they started airing that show `` Little Mosque on the Prairie '' . +what do you call a vietnamese guy that wants to be black ? vinegar . +@Eusebius And these people are in charge of multi billion rand annual budgets! God help SA or as Alan Paton famousl… https://t.co/npsHt5GQPF +I found out that my mom was in a porno movie. I don't know what disgusted me more, the fact that she made it or the fact that I kept jacking off after I recognized her. +Since yesterday was 9/11 I fucked this shit outta some twins +And oh boy, did I have a lot of apologies to make eventually. :P Luckily, tech feminists are pretty awesome & forgiving people. +in my opinion CC did not pitch to well tonight he had base runners every inning and our yankee defense kept him out of trouble!! +I'm so fucking done with all this shitty ass bullshit. +I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live.... ... But he spends all of his time on the dashboard +Yep I totally agree , the minute the Jew press see 's the Klan outfits , that 's all they will talk about , and justify the white murders . +"The Peter Principle" says that [paraphrase} every manager will continue to get promoted until they reach their level of incompetence #POTUS understands this, allowing those achieving this dubious distinction to save face and seek employment elsewhere, quickly I'm fine with these minor disruptions +I'm still wondering why did that speedbump scream when I went over it. Didn't I duct tape the kids mouth properly? +She's very butch... but cute. +You will smile here at the consistency of those democratists who, when they are not on their guard, treat the humbler part of the community with the greatest contempt, whilst, at the same time they pretend to make them the depositories of all power.” ― Edmund Burke, +What's the difference between a black person and a horse? A horse doesn't sing when you whip it. +Blood and Honour is a world wide white organisation . +GAB is a speakeasy in a prohibition.. end the prohibition #freeTheInternet #freeSpeech #freeAmerica #freeThought Their hands are tied the problem lies above them 1776 part 2 +I would like to knock a lot of people 's heads together but I only have two hands !!! +I HATE THIS SHOWGUCK THIS SHOW IMREAKMY GONNA CRY FUCK OFF +All Chad has to do is put his arm around a girl he just met Doesn't work for me tho. +I have seen a picture of a non-White Soviet Soldier in Berlin after the fall . +I wish I could mute Rice Krispies, but instead them bitches "Snap Crackling & Popping..ain't that some shit. +Bitch, whore, slut, cunt, I am sick of these words. Change your speech, change your mind. +At night, how would you know if you are being robbed by a black robber? When your TV starts to float away. +What’s the useless part of the body around the vagina? The woman. +The Wizards aren't mad about the blowout, it's that one play and how players usually behave toward each other. It's like not shaking hands. +Fucking your freako again & again & again & again, again +#holdthefloor @SenJeffMerkley Speaking on womens rights -HUMAN rights-& how Gorsuch has repeatedly ruled aganist them. Unfit. #stopgorsuch +RT @CHIMPSINSOCKS: Stupid, stupid, stupid, mother-fucking, piece of shit ass-clown. https://t.co/3aS7TaJfZ2 +Stupid idiots a me knocking on my door and make harassment out of nothing that involves me. +Bro Utica has me shook. They have a fucking Popeyes and I never even knew +Y'all know them shits you take that you can't even be on your phone because you need your full attention on what's going on rn +what would you call the flintstones if they were black ? [ removed ] +"""It appears North Korea is back on that bullshit. Not my problem, I'm going to nap."" - Rex Tillerson" +I hear ppl talk about how they never wanna get into a relationship and all that all the time. Shoot I can't wait to be cuddled up w/ my girl +If personality really matters and if it takes a long time to get to know a person’s personality then why are there “one night stands”? +[xpost r/youdontsurf] That eye shadow looks nice on you +So, this is Captain Flint's end. I'm so disappointed I'm barely happy about Rackham's resolution ☹ #BlackSailsFinale #PiratesTilTheEnd +How do you save a black man who is drowning? You don't +The busta rythmns new wat was up u bey9nce in hellraiser..now silent bro up the screen ..busta who else..now now i aint alone in this +Funny how The Weeknd sings about being emotionless but has had a couple of open relationships. Hmmm +why is aspirin white ? so it works +Do y'all ever like the tweet that quote tweeted the actual tweet that you like cuz you don't feel like opening it up? Cuz yeah me too🙂 +So Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding. +Fraternity brother (white, non-Jewish):: *insert Jewish joke here* Me (Korean):: Dude that's not funny, in fact it's downright oppressive and offensive. Fraternity brother:: Hey bro calm down, I have plenty of Jewish friends back home, who laugh with me when I tell these jokes. Don't try and tell me I'm being offensive. +My dick is like a public bus... Children ride for free. +Did you hear about the truck driver who ripped a kids arm off with his truck? He was arrested for armed robbery. +ugh exams suck :'( #thisisgayerthanaids +It's pathetic that it took the shooting of a little girl in the head to get the US to pay attention to the MDGs it promised to the UN... +Parental gender essentialism! "Boys are bad toddlers, girls are horrible teenagets." +What's the difference between a watch and a woman? When a watch has a broken face and hands it's seen as a problem. +I've never seen a Benjamin with his eyes closed And Remember make money don't let money make you. Word +Human bodies are weird. You can get cut super deep without causing any serious or even permanent injury but falling out of bed can kill you +What do you call her chest after a full breast cancer surgery? Ground Zero +Being happy is like pissing your pants I haven't experienced it since i was a little kid +What do you call it when you burn a gay person An LGBBQ +When do you call a Mexican gay? When he doesn’t cross the border. +my chick badder than your basic bitches +Just scheduled a massage & they said that since I'm a new client I need to show up early so they can meditate with me 😂👌🏼 +2-3 meetings left. Likely sometime next week. @_last_time_lord +Me: How rare are apes in Africa? Teacher: Well it depends on the country. For example, Ethiopia’s population is 102 403 196. +When your brother apologizes lmaoo you're a fucking sharmuta +RT @90sperk: I AM FUCKING MEETING SHAWN AUGUST 11TH +back in the 's you could beat your wife and get away with it . now you have to play in the nfl +I hate when people try to ruin my relationship with dumb ass lies +Man, I wish coke was legal... Than I could keep it on my nightstand instead of in the basement with the dead hookers. +A word we all need to start using: genderphobe Genderphobe: a nutter who is obsessed with erasing all natural and healthy differences between the sexes. +I saw it on friday Thats just about the right impression ( i believe ) one should have about them . +I agree , it is about time to stop this , it is the same story every time and nothing good will come from it . +Of course anyone has the option to become a stay-at-home mom, that's what welfare is for! +As a male, you should always try to help with the dishes whenever possible to make it easier on your wife. +What did hitler get for his 6th birthday? G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven. +"RT @champagnefeeI: i hate when ppl say ""who hurt you"" like BITCH EVERYBODY WHY" +#InspireATweepIn3Words Fuck how many followers👣 the next MF got, how many followers will follow you in reality +tyler didn't graduate or have a GED when we got together not he's got it and talking about going to college. i'm a v proud fiancé 😇 +=>>> RT @sheyvalentin: @platano_maduro1 not if they fucked that's a hell no +RICK AND MORTY IS GETTIN ME ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY +If you were skinny you could just mooch off of some sucker who would pay for everything. +In certain circumstances I would agree with you but in Europe by preserving our nations we are preserving our race as well because there is no way a black in Europe can be British , Irish , German or whatever . +today is Evelyn Farkas,Evelyn Farkas,Evelyn Farkas,Evelyn Farkas,Evelyn Farkas,Evelyn Farkas DAY SHARE IT +I've been doing homework and projects since 1 this afternoon, and I took a half hour break to eat.. so that's a great start to the week 🙃 +I hate how males are low value I hate just being another hungry cock Feelsbadman +What did the blind, deaf orphan kid get for christmas? Cancer. +I tried a bit of shadowboxing today. Got one guy called Jamal on the chin and another called Tyson between the eyes. +What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of babies I get bored of riding my Ferrari +Well I haven't felt this damn awkward in a whileeee 😅 +I like Star Wars but I will wait for it to hit rental on Xbox +son : when i grow up i want to be a father d fuck off son you 're black +Russian solar panels produce 8x power of traditional solar panels produce +Like what are you doing we're all stuck on this rock floating in space stop being so fucking miserable 😭 +How many noodles can you fit in a dog house? None, because Pinapples don't have seeds. +"""I can chase another day. Fight you all the way, Like a hero..."" (Crush 40, Sonic Heroes Theme) #SonicMusicBot" +Pure Evil is What's happening all around the flat world +I spend about 10x as much time fantasizing about violence towards women as I do fantasizing about sex with them We need realistic VR with realistic female AI asap. +What's small, red, and sitting in a corner? A kid that's played with a razor. What's small, *green*, and sitting in a corner? Same kid, one week later. +How to I gain the bravery to end my life I can't take this shit anymore Suicide is my only salvation but I am too scared to do it Please help Women: please be my gf and give me a chance Men: if you ever see me, don't hesitate to murder me in cold blood +I thank God I lived to see the day CNN got brutally destroyed by shitposters. +I AM SOOOOOOOO FUCKING DONE WITH SCHOOL OMGOSH I HATE PUBLIC SCHOOLS I HATE THE SCHOOL SYSTEM I HATE COMMON CORE OMFFFFFGOSHH +“Look, there’s some fireworks!” -Hiroshima during world war 2. +prostitution & amp ; politics . a journalist was interviewing a prostitute for an article she was writing about the rise in prostitution in washington d.c. , when the topic of politics reared its ugly head . journalist : oh wow ! , you can tell a man 's political standing just by looking at his penis . lady of the night : it 's simple really , socialists have their cocks pointing to the left and conservatives , generally , have it pointing to the right . journalist : well how do you spot liberals ? lady of the night : i do n't have to look at their cocks , they are happy as long as i use a clean strap - on and plenty of lube . +I'm thinking he has low level OCD of some sort.... That or he's just goin full retard... Pretty sure full retard +Is this either your first gf, or are you her first bf? Many people dream when they're with someone they are really into. [...] W +What’s the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the gas chambers +Shout-out to our incel brethren in China where there is 33 million more males than females. +what happens to a ginger when they die ? they do n't have souls , so your guess is as good as mine . +So question for @lazygamereviews and/or @PushinUpRoses steam or gog? The wife is getting angry at my buy on both services habit haha +A conversation between me and my dad... Dad: What do you want with your cookies? Me: milk +Who got a better production catalog .... @HAVOCMOBBDEEP or @PeteRock ???? @RobMarkman I need answers @Taurian_B +I doubt Trump is stupid enough to bomb Assads regime without having concrete evidence that he was at fault for the chemical attack... +What do you tell a woman with a black eye Nothing, she has already been told twice +what 's the difference between a jap and an arab ? the japs learned what happens when you fly planes into shit . +I'm 26 and living in Wisconsin ..... just looking for someone to chat with about similar beliefs and life in general ....... location is unimportant +Lmaoooo deep RT @haneema: That girl curved every nigga that tried to holla and nobody said "fuck you then bitch"...#whiteprivilege +Humans eat more bananas than monkeys It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. +No power kule complex and it's almost noon 😬 my neighbor's party that I didn't get an invite for starts at noon 🙃 +What's harder than mutilating multiple children?? My dick when I'm doing it +I wish people would fuck off with these posts comparing GTA to Saints Row. The games are nothing alike when it comes to gameplay, so no he doesn't want Saints Row. +Psst... @wwwbigbaldhead @JDMorgan ...it'sy best friends bday..she'd love a bday shoutout! Happy bday girl! Love you @ripley4664 !😀🎉🎁🎂🎈💙 +What do you call a black neighborhood? The ape exhibit +What do a pregnant teenage girl and her baby have in common? They're both thinking "oh shit my moms gonna kill me" +him and obama are real close-- real real close-- +my snapchat is chaotic evil bc i post videos of me drinking vinegar to piss people off +Just watched the first few minutes of the video and will finish when I wake up . +What is a pedophiles favorite coffee? A Flat White. +Fucking a werewolf can be dangerous If you start before sundown then it can become yiff half way through +God, I miss when people hated that Miz was mocking Daniel Bryan. Smarks are idiots sometimes. #WrestleMania +#foxnews cuts away when a Democrat talks and claim to be fair and balanced. LMAO network full of #teabaggers and liars. +We asked jews to rate their trip to Ausschwitz They all gave one star +News flash: It's not for you. @_REDDY71 A word to all the ladies in very short skirts or shorts this summer - 'Thanks'. #NotSexist #Grateful +Your biggest fan LifeRocks114 wants to get you guys quarantined +My mom asked me to take care of the new gerbil like I care for my retarded sister. Apparently gerbils don’t live after you fuck them for ten minutes. +I got fired for having sex at work. The morgue wasn’t right for me anyway. +I don't see the problem with calling an Australian and Aussie, a Pakistani a Paki, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman a Cunt. +Charlie Kirk: ‏ Senate needs 60 votes to keep the government open GOP has 51 seats in the Senate and McCain is absent Democrats are the ones holding this negotiation hostage Trump should now sign executive order making all members of Congress no longer exempt from Obamacare Fight back +pcgamer harming men in games is ok but harming women in games not ok +Bitches with kids are retarded +My cat is funny When i fuck her she acts like im breaking her pelvis +I had a bad falling out with an old Saudi friend. It was so bad, in fact, that I didn’t even go to his funeral after some Navy SEALS found him in Pakistan in May 2011. +Sweetheart to a lady but I'm hard on a hoe! 😎 +No, they are the fastest land animal on this continent , so I think they are simply testing their speed . +I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday... +she claims to be bulletproof . she claims to have nothing to lose . but she is neither of these . who is she ? christina grimmie +What's the most positive interaction you've had with a woman who wasn't a relativ?. +What's the difference between a freezer and a child? The freezer doesn't cry when you pack it full of meat. +I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odor On my last two dates, the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. Not sure of the brand but it had a distinct sharp, peppery smell. +I hate females bitches always in they feelings and mad about something bitch move🙄 +Why did I stopped fingering my girlfriend? I stopped fingering my girlfriend because my fingers smelled like my best friend’s penis afterwards. +Joking on twin towers is like joking about god No of them exist, but everybody are angry when you di it +Watch this Coup play out.Watch it closely.A helicopter carrying 8 high ranking officials & Prince Bin-Muqrin crashed near the Yemen border.All on board are dead.Watch the Asian markets tonight.See how they act.If there is a selloff there and in Europe, Monday on Wall Street will be interesting. +Mumbai makes space for everyone and welcomes you with a warm heart. #ChampionTheTrophy should come to #Mum +15th January 1535 Henry VIII assumed title Supreme Leader of the Church of England. +Thinking about your place in the outer world is more of a ment... More for Libra https://t.co/lrSPS171f3 +What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? The bucket. +I still listen to rap too rarly... but when i do and if I get it... each time...😥 +Happy 9/11! There’s no joke, I’m just wishing everyone a happy holiday. +What's worse than the Holocaust? 6 million Jews. +You girls got no job, no college set up to have a better future, then get mad when a nigga leave you cause all you got is pussy +why could n't helen keller drive ? because she 's a woman . +What’s a life worth? The same price as the bullet that took it. +The Huthi of Yemen have gone beyond fighting for their rights and now seek to impose their dictatorship. There will be civil war in Yemen. +We should act like comrades Sometimes I find posts here and everyone want to be offensive and bitter... We all know the blackpill is real, but can we stop the toxicity between us and actually start supporting ourselves like brothers? +RT @iDntWearCondoms: If your girl see that another girl likes you, her name is "this bitch" until further notice. +best way to get into a feminist 's head ? with an axe +To any normie reading this: EAT SHIT That is all +What do rednecks use to find who they’re related to? Incestry.com +This thread covered some of the same ground as the Northern Ireland thread , but was proceeding without flames . +War isn’t about who’s right, It’s about who’s left. +Why did the chicken cross the road? 🐔 To rape the vegan. +I know I should root for Notre Dame because they are *technically* Big Ten but ew, gross. I feel so dirty. +RT @FreeTopher: That black pussy have nigga sayin anything #AHSFREAKSHOW +In this newest video I am posting it is relevant to this particular thread at 3 : 55 mark , though I suggest watching the WHOLE THING ! +Normies Who Say We Have No Morals Practice Adultery, Fornication, and Abortion. +What’s worse than your child committing a school shooting Finding he pussied out and snitched on you +I said glass of juice, not gas the jews +My favorite movie star is Michael key because I met him & he was really nice #greekweekgreenteam @umassgreekweek +@Grassdragon193 WrestleMania doesn't need hosts. New day is irrelevant now that there is a real tag team division +Normiesm I hate #1 I hate when normies argue with you online and then run out of stuff to say but they want to appear nonchalant so they end it with "best of luck to you." +I have no one to fucking talk to too I swear no one can fucking hell me at this chingao +Unfortunately for you, your opinion of me and this matter means literally nothing to me... shut your mouth 😂😂 +I'm cute with or without the makeup & eyelashes 👌😌 y'all bitches depend on that shit +Parental Fight Over Circumcision of 4-Year Old This is just plan disgusting. +When even Thai women give you that annoyed look... Usually Thai women like to smile but when they give me that f..ck off look then I pretty much have to cope with the fact that I am incel everywhere +I can't stand bad ass parenting and bad ass kids make u wanna whoop both of they ass +Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. But Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. +I haven't watched Shrek for ages (since I was 9?)and I just finished watching it and there were so many dick jokes?? Like ok Shrek I see you +You can't rape if you're drunk As you're intoxicated that means you can't really be responsible therefore if you decide to force a women to have sex with you it's not really rape. +Austrians and Dutch people are darker than the British , many of them with dark hair and brown eyes . +I certainly agree we need to up our game , and do so quickly . +"RT @SkyIarkOdom: @1111994_ We need a name for it I vote we call it ""The Trancendental Reality - The Downright Fucking Transcendence of Jeni…" +Why would the holocaust never work on pakis? Good luck trying to convince them to take a shower. +Dude, I'm blacker than you. I watch Comic view on BET every night. +/r/CanadaPolitics split on Mens Rights, supportive of raising awareness for violence against men +vegetables are like my dad's cum I don't want it and it makes me gag but dad makes me swallow it anyways +i am indeed a grandma because i like giving little handmade gifts, i'm starting to forget things too easily and my back hurts too much now +I like my women the way i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. +Not feeling so great, so haven't been on twitter much lately. Will catch up later. <3 +What's the best part about fucking twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them +I would like to have a look round too Planning it for later this year Just a look round Looks like a beautiful country from the air ( google ) +whenever i type in caps and un-cap and make a mistake it goes back to caps sometimes and i dont CATCH IT ALL THE TIME +Why don't suicide bombers have any money? Because they can't make a living +You may not always receive what you WANT, but if you pray and trust in God, you'll always get what you NEED. +@realDonaldTrump You have the names wrong! Was #flynn paid big money to lift #Russia sanctions? Did #Trump know? D… https://t.co/TDBjt5gqTn +I have a MASSIVE Cock That is, if you compare it to the rest of the kindergarten. +SHAOLIN!!!!! SHAO!!!!! MY FUCKING SON !!!!! HES SINGING WHAT THZ EUXKCKFD OG YT GOGIS +"Dear @Harry_Styles, ""excited"" isn't the right way to describe my feelings for you and ur new music! I'm so proud. Kindly follow me? — 3,486" +Hey sexy. +Amy Schumer was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease The doctors give her 37 years to live +Easiest way to see what you getting into is tell her some outrageous hoe shit you heard about a woman and check her opinion +what 's the difference between a tree and a baby ? when i put a tree in the wood chipper i lose wood . +"@TyJonCuffee: And if you ain't a hoe get up out my traphoussseeeee" +Love in the African bush. Esther’s Well.... a safe & sweet BWWM Romance to warm your heart.… https://t.co/Qui0fOKUJF +I bet they 'll find a way to invent a new hoax . +Y'all really want me to believe that shit was hard. I'd rather listen to Lil Anyone before I bump some soft ass shit like that. +Can anything be done about the downvote bot(s)? +It's time to mock "Halftime in America." How 'bout "Wake up America," we have radical leftists running the country. http://t.co/9Eyi0K8w +"& he's gone always be a hoe" +/r/Videos removes video showing inane feminist BLM protestor claiming harassment +I have so many ideas and so little time, even doing this full time. 90% of what I'm doing is talking to people. +How do Muslims feed their kids? 🎶 "Here comes the airplane!" 🎶 +We're #hiring! Click to apply: CNC Machine Operator I in Ave Maria, FL at Arthrex - https://t.co/R5G5nGUGVe #medicaldevice #Manufacturing +like, when you hear the 'aaaamaipaaaa' strange song while the screen showing some 'random' yet meaningful scenes. Tak ada. Movie ni plain. +What does an alarm clock and a baby have in common? They both shut up if you hold them under water for long enough. +" black bottle & a bad bitch " +what word can white people say that black people ca n't ? dad +- HEARING THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES CAN MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER EVEN ON THE WORST OF DAYS @LiveSmart #SmartMusicLive #SmartFifthHarmony +A woman saw me at a condom machine the other day... She said "you're optimistic" Then I said "no, I'm just stronger than you." +Who the fuck puts a block of cheese in they room without a refrigerator ghetto ass niggas eases, like that's just the thing to do wrong. +@ivanrabago_ @Buckm00se I blocked that annoying ass sand nigger claims to not be biased but yet no one can say anything about khan +Some of them are Jewish , but most of those complicit in the betrayal of this country are our own flesh and blood , which is the great tragedy of our times . +How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin +I go into town and put resistance.com buisness cards in public libraries and give them out on the street to various people that have a white complexion . +I'm not sure how you got that from what I said, but sure. I have an ego for wanting a world where men are free from a rigid, socially enforced code of conduct that the majority of men cannot live up to. Fuck me, right? +Justifying tipping Penrith cos they beat the Knights 40-0....against an undefeated storm.......in Melbourne 😅 calm down Braithwaite +Hoes hang wit hoes cuz dey got da same hobbies +None of you fucking roasties know what it's like to be lonely +i fucking hate explaining like who i am to people that dont know. like i just expect them to already know and they dont +I hate all TV channels now...only IK is everywhere..ye channels bik gaye hain dash :D +I'm done with #pubg until they fix this fucking rubberbanding shit. +I think my favorite episode of the Hulk was the two Hulks episode. +what did the barry is a sickening sex addict . if his dick fits in , he goes for it . one day , he hit on a teenage jewish girl at her bat mitzvah . " this party 's pretty tight , is n't it sweetie ? " " yeah . " " so is your sister , mm . " " what the fuck ! " " just kidding baby ! you 're smokin ' , just like your grandma . " " i never knew my grandmother . " barry smiled . +What does raping a girl have in common with farting? In both cases you let her rip +RT @Officialsed_: Most relationships end because bitches wanna take advice from their lonely ass single friends! 😂😂😂 +Glad Jim Rome's radio show is on TV now +"@puddin_freaky ""I'm sorry but we can't..."" He shrug moving the man's body next to hers in the same position she will be soon, after John --" +Every where I've gone today, I have seriously looked for something or someone that could trigger me to insane violence against someone or some group Something or someone that would make me just flip totally out of my mind with rage, leaving nothing but bloody bits or broken pieces Found NOTHING +@Potus admits men can be raped "If you give a woman or a man for that matter without his or her knowledge,a drug,and then have sex with them without their consent that's rape" - POTUS Barack Obama at Press Conference 7/15/15 approx 1:20 PM CST +iPad Air 2 or iPad mini 3? +What do you call a guitar with an extra string? An autistic guitar +I've just arrived home, I am wearing my pajamas and I am about to listen to Harry's song so I may die bc Skam has already fucked me up! +most racist and f**ed up jokes you know ? i need new material . +Probably from the two minimum wage part time jobs ........ Oh wait , whites need not apply . +I think they 're not White and dont belong in White nations . +Only the strong survive and you niggas is bitches +Reminder to Lurking Normies that Your Future Wives are Currently Getting Their Cunts Ravaged by Other Men While Getting High and Blackout Drunk Fuck off +i forgot how much boku no hero academia just like... fills my soul with happiness. i love this anime so much lmao +Holy shit law of attraction is real incels Use it to fuck stacies n shit +Finish 13rw anf try to go on with my life because that show fucked me up so bad. I should have known. I was depressed for months after readi +I deserve a girlfriend I have a job, go to school and am a kind member of the community I should honestly have one tbh +19th January 1649 Parliamentary Puritans begin the trial of Charles I he refuses to recognise the court +Why are so many men voluntarily giving up their position as patriarchal oppressors who benefit from living in a rape culture to become members of the oppressed livestock class of sex objects? +how many syrains does it take to screw in a light bulb ? i do n't even want to russian and strike a nerve , gas you . -syrain 's have lightbulbs ? +I hate girls who call everyone their bestfriend. It must make their actually bestfriends feel so unloved :/ +If pedophilia is so wrong... Then how come kids are so fucking sexy? +The Torrez family treats me like their own and it's honestly the best!! They are like my second family 😫❣️ +My brother asked me what 911 was I told him it was his birthday because it was a national tragedy +My daughter just got Journey to Center of the Earth today from our stockpile of books . +(Cross Post from r/videos) Men need help, too. +Sex doesn't matter that's why normies try to hookup with drunk girls, stop taking antidepressants, have 10 dating sites, lift, get a haircut every month, read redpill, pay pick up artists and pay for prostitutes They self improve, pay for lap dances and also people get suicidal when they have no intimacy or sex but yeah, sex doesn't matter. +To any biologists out there; is it true that the Y chromosome is just an "incomplete" version of the X chromosome? +Really hoping @RealKurtAngle as Raw GM is just a practice for him running for president. #Angleforpresident #President +I need feminism Because the rape is more fun when she thinks she can fight back. +What's pink, red and smeared across the highway? A Black Lives Matter protester. +the fucking puns and references in this episode I hate justin roiland +Another reason it might say so in the Census is because whites like me refused to fill out the census , to deliberately help skew it towards whinorities . +Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject, one-sided verbosity, restricted prosody, and physical clumsiness are typical for #Aspergers +> Please stop fabricating "facts." This is not what the article says. [...] That is my fucking point. +Another Sunday evening making the food women eat with my own incel hands All with love :) I love this job :) +Why are no mosquitoes better than Helen Keller? Because they can see and hear. +Shame on you, MRA's for not praising Kaceytron. +If they sell fish at the fish market, what do they sell at the black market? +What was Jesus's favorite type of gun? A nail gun +Thankfully, the C.W. Camp-Out will go ahead this year . +RT @jasonsproblem: PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME https://t.co/iREu2NMxix +Is there an *organized* list of all Mens Rights issues? +Whats the conection between an apple and an emo They both hang from trees +The kind of savagery against females that has become expected from negroids in todays society ... +What do you get when you catch a baby on a bayonet? An Erection +HIV will do its job. the fags keep searching for a cure but they will never find one because it keeps on changing and mutating. already 60 percent of faggot apes have AIDS and it continues to grow . +Whats the Darkest Joke in the world? An Ethiopian +What's the worst part about sucking a dozen raw oyster's out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out 13 when you only put in 12 +Why should you do after you hit a speed bump too fast? Wipe off the blood and hide the corpse. +Teach them to be strong and healthy do not let them watch television , if you have to for some reason only let them watch good morale shows , maybe the Brady Bunch ? +Meanwhile those nonwhites continue to breed even as their nonwhite societies continue to inflict their harsh uncivilized nonwhite culture on us . +Anyone got that recent study showing no gap in tech wages? +Why do Muslim nations treat adultery so seriously? Because it is not halal to pork. +I'll be over in Riga in a few days . +Ugly bitches listen, yall can not be havin a stank attitude. yall dont have nothing working for you but your personally so dont fuck it up. +Coming from a women point of view I've had both and one that has been clipped feels a lot better to me and what I've heard from my friends same for them ones that aren't clipped just feels weird and they smell gross with in 30 mins outta the shower so they sure hell never got a blow job from me and they also look gross 90% of women think they look nasty and i had my sons clipped because his a baby he cant makes choices i don't want him made fun of cause his penis looks different then anyone else's but hey people have there ways and this is my way i could honestly care less what you or anyone else thinks on how i raise my child and what decision i make on his health or body his my son not anyone else's. +I'd love to at least finish from the elbow down. But if I can get up to my shoulder before work I'll be stokeddd +If the blue house is made from blue bricks and the red house is made from red bricks, what's the White House made out of? Political corruption and corporate greed +"The color of your skin is the uniform you wear in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West" ~ George Lincoln Rockwell +So much is Fuiling the left to hate the Right so much is going to push the Right against the left and racist on both sides black or white the issue of what makes it so will keep the progress against racism harder when our nation falling under toarmaole from the insanity ripping at our nation. +What does the G in Syria stand for? Gays. +Why can't feminists screw in a lightbulb Because they think the world revolves around them +Thats what I tried to tell those nuts over on the health a fitness thread and was attacked for it in post ???? +Fail idea of the left thinking we are not at full understanding dont bother me they will just have to live with the facts as we do that there a alt right as if we are out there acting like idiot's over it just like there issues of blacks gangs and racist party's of there's that we just live with it. +Rick and Morty fans are like Stephen hawking Disabled +Incest is a game... ...the whole family can play. +I like most of you, but I wish the racists here would die Racists don't deserve to live +#TheWalkingDeadi knew the garbage people were fucking backstabbers +No girl deserves to be disrespected. Shame on you nasty idiots +-If it wasnt for my exam tomorrow, id be getting fucked up tonight. +PSA: make it seem like something is morally wrong or that I shouldn't do it... you will hear about me doing it. +"@NBCNews , at NBC News, trump never be a popular figure among ""Americans"", so where is this ""popularity declines "" coming from?" +Iont got no type bad bitches is the only thing that I like +Are there any actual Jews whose occupation doesn't involve either shekels or undermining society in some way? +I knew it was him from the first note, like you dont have to change your tone, is YOUU MAN @skullhong +Liberals: 13 yr old girls should be taught how to put a condom on a penis by public school Also liberals: if you say "boobs" it causes rape +What’s black and blue and isn’t a fan of rape My Ex +HARRY FUCKING DOMINATED THAT SONG!!! HE HAS.BLOWN ME AWAY! +Have a Kuerig now, and I wanna buy all these cool flavored kcups, but I'm broke and I can't and it's sad. +"Tirian came near, trembling...and the Lion kissed him and said, ""Well done, last of the Kings of Narnia who stood firm at the darkest hour.""" +Keep your eyes open at all times for fallen powerlines . + of africans are now obese . the other still live in africa . +There's a powerful thread about rape of men in /r/askreddit right now. +Sleep training at that age is garbage, as babies' sleep cycles change as they develop. What you can do is find other sleeping methods. [...] She deserves time to herself just as much as you do. +So it turns out I'm 5'7" not 5'9" +I really fucking hate misogynist twerps #blindtoinequality @euanwalker94 I really fucking hate feminists #notsexist #everyoneisequal +If you paint a canoe black... It'll never tip +Hanging out in the Dice lounge at #developerweek if anyone wants to stop by and say hi. ;) +Fucking John Wall hitting Rudy in the nuts, muddafucker!! +I did both , but i keep watching us go extinct . +@jakiekoelewijn nigga who's bitch u fucking cracker get your gay ass out my mentions. +✧ chilly and he forgot to wear his sweater. Suddenly his phone rings, it was Ken. The male swiped his finger across the screen to answer ✧ +what does bbw really mean big beached whales +The women I’m with always seem to remind me of battered sausages It’s probably because I always batter the shit out of them and when they’re unconscious I fill them with sausage. +is it a bird ? is it a plane ? . ell whatever it is its heading straight for the world trade center . -frankie boyle +What is black white and red all over? A penguin in a blender +Why is Stephen Hawking good at dating? He's never stood up. +no girlfriend, no bros, no friends; my life is fucked up, don't kno what to do now +🤴🏽Incomprehensible and immutable is the love of #God. He loved us before the foundation of the world.#Stillholy #stillgreat 🙏🏾 +Not trying to be racist or anything but why do you live in New Zealand? Wouldn't you be happier in your home country? +"@NoNewContract How have you spent 4 grand on this crap? Made you should respect the manager who created ""playing football the Arsenal way""" +is fathers day even a thing in chicago ? +If Nigeria faces Germany in European football it would be NIG-GER in the television graphics +Laughter is the best medicine Thats why i laugh at people with AIDS C James Gunn +what does the u.s police force and a game of pool have in common ? the goal of both is to put blacks in a hole . +TIME 2017 Person of the Year Shortlist Communist Cop Hater Fake News Owner Faux Investigator A Hashtag Illegal Aliens POTUS (*turned it down) Prince of Human Rights Violations Rocket Man Wonder Gender b/c SJW +Abhinandan of Central as wel state government for making air travel with in the reach of common man now it's not a monopoly of Rich +You could solve a lot of problems in America by ending dual-citizenship. +What are some movies and TV shows which realistically and in a non-comical way depict rape of males by females? +Well, @realDonaldTrump @POTUS finally got his inaugural military display. All show, little impact. #TrumpRussia #Trump Taxes +What does Fort Knox and a child have in common? They are both tough to get in. +What do you do when bored in Africa? If you're bored, why did you stop shooting? +RT @JoeCool_TVC: You can't be a hoe saying that another girls a hoe. Your both hoes, it cancels each other out. +#jacobontour i tried to meet you in new hampshire 2 years ago so let's finally meet! come to new england @JacobWhitesides ❤15 +RT @_MoDavis: RT if you want me to expose some more bitches http://t.co/mGZjPp0rfs +I'm so pissed because as soon as I get to work they don't have me on the fucking floor chart +It is not in the pursuit of #happiness that we find fulfillment, it is in the happiness of pursuit. - Denis Waitley #quote +"When you go on break and realize you forgot to check the time but have probably been on break for 5 mins. ""Break starts now!""" +dirty little johnny ? little johnny is sitting on the front porch steps and his year old sister is sitting in the swing in a dress with no panties . she notices johnny trying to get a look up her dress so she picks up her knees and spreads her legs and asked " johnny , what do you think about my wildcat ? " johnny looks up , stares all bug eyed and replies , " that 's a mean motherfucker sis ! " sis asked , " why do you think he 's mean ? " johnny said , " just look at him sis , he 's got blood in one eye and shit in the other ! +This is literally the LAST STRAW. WHY can't I take my gun into the childrens ward @ the hospital? STOP THE #HOSPITALGUNHATE!! +You should go to NC more often @jsamditis : North Carolina Strikes a Deal to Repeal Restrictive Bathroom Law https://t.co/tsqoSp797j +Just hold on until 30, fap 3 times a day to unrealistic porn, voila no sex drive left +Why is a washing machine better than a woman? Because when I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around afterwards. +i like my woman like i like my coffee . lifeless +Between the look on the interviewers face and these damn memes, I'm so sick 😂 +My girlfriend is having an abortion and I've decided to make it into a party! If you're interested in coming, it's at the top of the stairs. Don't tell her though, it's a surprise party. +Just listened to @xxxtentacion and im fucking digging it 😂🤙🤙 +The reason your mother calls you "handsome" Cause if she didn't she would indirectly admit she is genetic trash and/or she married genetic trash. +We've been public for legit 10 minutes and I'm already getting hatemail from normies, kek Just leave us alone you fuckers, we won't bother any of you if you don't start shit first... All I want is to be left in peace. +RT @Tahrell: Now, bitches gonna think just because they're married, they're better than every female that's not. Smh +What is the difference between 9/11 and r/greyjokes? R/greyjokes isn’t funny +Everyday I sleep I pray I will not Wake Up How many others can relate, every time I wake up I am also disappointed that my prayers were not answered, that I did not die in my sleep. +Baekhyun won 'Most Popular Artist of Korea' Yixing won 'Best Male Artist' at 5th V-Chart Awards #5thVChartAwrds +Did Kendall maybe mention her upcoming gig to Kanye? You think he might have said yeah that's not the best idea? #PEPSI +For ten dollars it would give me some entertainment . +FWT had some bomb costumes and some UGLY ASS leotards my GOD +What did Hitler like to do? Give people showers. +I so wish one day the coach can start with Noordien instead of Manyisa, nonetheless all the best Buccaneers @SuperSportTV #ssDiski +People who say Hitler did nothing wrong are stupid He DID kill himself at the end +COMING SOON: Thesaurus: The Movie, The Film, The Feature, The Flick, The Motion Picture, The Cinematic Viewing. +Rambo bout to flex on these hoes +why do german showerheads all have holes ? because jews only have fingers to plug em with . +Friend:: How cool is Chicago? Me:: I love it! You should come visit me this summer! Friend:: If I come will you be my ghetto pass? Me:: ......... I then tried very every avenue possible to explain why this was a microaggression (mind you he was very familiar with the term as we were in a graduate program that focused very heavily on race, racism, and microaggressions). He told me I was over reacting and that Eminem had said it so it was okay -__- He then said he's said it to other Black ppl. and they were okay with it -__-. +These lame bitches don't have a fighting chance....! +Blackpilled books/novels * *The Beautiful and the Damned* by Francis Scott Fitzgerald directly mentions the importance of looks in social settings * Any book from French writer *Michel Houellebecq* * The philosophy of Nietzsche (the fact that by "decadent type" he meant sub8 is painfully obvious) Complete +What's the difference between black people and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them +It's my birthday, @Reds Opening Day and @marchmadness Championship Night. Going to be a good day. #MLB #OpeningDay #Reds +Have fun trying to convince Europeans to unite under one government after the EU collapses . +Happy first day of college nigger @MorbidMermaid +Old but still Gold (first post here) What is the difference between a rat hit by a car and a nigger hit by a car? There is break tracks in front of the rat ROFL +How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail its other hand to the floor. +some women say " size does n't matter . " the others are whores . +Having anger issues is the worst fucking thing ever cause I be wanting to fight everyone over everything +How do you get a lot of followers? Run around in Africa with sausages around your neck. +what do you call it when you throw a penny into auschwitz ? jewish fight club +.@SISTASinZION yep, and the joke's on them: it's a long 2 hours with your neighbors staring and judging! #ldsconf +What did Hitler say when he was asked how he envisions the final solution? "I'm oven to any suggestions." +If you HAD to bring one person over from other social media and could only choose from the following... +Seriously, though. I'm still pretty upset about Leonard Nimoy. +A suicidal friend comes to me for help... "Just hang in there, pal", I said. He died a few hours later. +I think we can learn from the mistakes of the past.No one is perfect so no one can have total power . +Many years ago maybe , there 's no ammo for them anyway , rather send a donation of a few thousand M4 's +What do you call a dead baby in a pool? Bob +The company that fucked up a streaming video service so badly that nobody's heard of it >> +List your subhuman features and good features (if any) Ill go first **Subhuman** * gigantic oily nose * weak jawline * weak chin * weak lower eyelids * 14 inch pencil neck + chubby face = death sentence * < 7 inch wrists * < 6 foot * thinning hair * straw textured hair **Good** * thick eyebrows * semi jacked +cayden fucked hardcoreamateurspublic https://t.co/kTiv55pBlu +Reminder that overthetopcels = fakecels Real truecels operate in cold subtlety +The Key to Approaching your Romantic Interest [x-post from /r/showerthoughts] +What would you call Thor if he had a heroin addiction? A Demi-god +But the video will be uploaded!!!!! I don't wanna let you guys down on the survival island video!!! You voted and that means i upload!!😎 +Prof [talking about colour theory]:: blah, blah, blah... pink and green tie. Me:: I would wear a pink and green tie! Classmate:: Yeah, but guys wouldn't. I'm a transgender man. I'm not out to the majority of my classmates. I felt misgendered, anxious, unsafe, sad, insulted, and outraged on behalf of fellow men who like to wear colour. +I will Suggest a DC March .....Trump Won...without a militia March....NOTHING MATTERS WHITE PEOPLE.... +Shower What’s the best thing about fucking an eleven year old girl in the shower? When her hair is wet, she looks eight. +"#Crashidlecontest crash,after a break(no buttons pressed)Can enter in""fool mode"". User,moving the Sixasis,can move Crash in a special way💪" +What do you do when you wake up at midnight to find your TV floating in the air? Shoot the nigger stealing it. +"The reason they don't is because they know that no one wants troops on the ground, so they say meaningless things like ""no-fly zone.""" +Fuck these hoes im gone ✌️ +RT @LittleMissAriee: after bitches get da dick they be dickmatized! +i like chillin' with yo bitch I like fuckin' her +You know the more they talk gun control , the more people go buy . +Just learned what the term WOAT means...Worst Of All Time in case you idiots didn't know +Sometimes don't you just hate this motherfucking world +Importance of developing trust between collaborators is Naoko Mabon's answer about working in places not known for contemporary art. +Men date young girls & complain that they have nothing to talk about. Women date bad boys, and complain about their behaviours. 1/2 +So i just got banned from AskFeminists for posting this..... +"@AnotherHeroKing —you mention it, I don't suppose you're from Hoshido or Nohr either, huh…? I've never seen knights in blue-""" +What's the difference between an Ethiopian child and my pair of jeans? My pair of jeans only has one fly on it. +Every gook in #LosAngeles should be deported or killed. +what do you call a Muslim flying a plane the pilot you racist bastard +How far into a rape does a woman finally give consent? Depends on the time of death, really. +All I wanted to do was get some hoes too :( +so i went up to chelsea clinton and told her bitch yo mom so stupid she could n't win a rigged election +When u realize Syria is a non-Rothchild bank country and stands in the way of a major oil pipeline deal to feed Europe. Same shit, diff year +- What is the difference between wife and meat? no matter how many times you beat your meat, it never complains. +punch a bitch on her lip hahaha +You think getting a few hitmarkers in a match is infuriating? Think about how it would feel if you got 500 hitmarkers but only 59 kills. Atleast he got a bunch of afterlife medals +"""Let them praise the name of the LORD: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven."" ~Psalms 148:13 #Bible" +Science flies you to the moon... Religion, into skyscrapers. +What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb +Good luck to the @sydneyswans @neaflofficial side, taking on the Brisbane Lions at 1.30pm. Get the win boys! 🔴⚪️❤️ +I fell on my fucking face and it took me over 5 meters to stop +Men are oppressive, toxic beings #Fact @Mackeben Women are awful drivers. #NotSexist #Fact +NumbersUSA: "Roy Beck, the executive director of NumbersUSA, which pushes for reducing immigration, said the deal that Mr. Trump envisioned, like previous grants of amnesty, would bolster both illegal and legal immigration levels, flooding the American labor market. +"The world is not ""overpopulated"" it's underpopulated. We're to cultivate our on plot and live on it & take care of Earth..." +I'm all for feeding african children to the lions where they can be more useful +Well, at least these dumb negroes got the fact that Jews are evil right ; though I suspect whitey and the jews are one in the same to their primitive minds ... +Syria must be fantastic place to live You can play Call of Duty , Minesweaper and Bomberman in a 3D animated multiplayer map even without a computer ! +Today my friend said it was okay to love your family members to no extent. \*sweet home alabama\* +What did God say when he created the Big Bang? Allahu Akbar +[X-Post]/r/TwoX : Woman faces harsh reality that its women who shit on other women. +i figured out people at the parkland school love *80's music *excluding the band "guns n roses" +Lolololol not to be a hoe but that was a nyyce one +“@purrdylaylayXXX: @Im_Yung_Jay yo mama was confused when she had u” lol .. These hoes ain't got no manners +I always knew when my mom was on her period my dad's dick would taste like blood +what do my uncle steve and the mcdonalds cashier have in common? they both love putting the white stuff on my buns and meat. +@thecoreyholcomb "s/o the fat bitches who ride dick with a t-shirt on" 😂😂😂 +I would like to say a very big welcome to all our new members I have not been around of late but hopefully I will be back here on a more regular basis . +Do you know what is the difference between jew and scout? Scout comes back from camp. +Says sameed damji the arrested pharmacist and thick cunt who told them your new job details 😂🤣🤣 fucking thick cunt +It's 2017, the funding in UK and Scotland to help Autistic people is shocking. Other conditions/diseases funded up the arse. #waad2017 +I fell for your personality and everything about you became beautiful. I love you @Harry_Styles and I wish you well. Mind following? ❥22.915 +There's an Irishman, a homose.ual, and a Jew standing qt a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. +daddy why do you smoke ? it 's the fastest way of getting away from you , son . +What do you call a Blind German A not see +Sebastian Volupt Professional Volume Boosting Shampoo 8.45 oz (2 pack) https://t.co/byaunUMjKp https://t.co/aUV2bVGJfL +Stay hungry, stay foolish? Sounds like Africa to me. +#BITCHMITCH and the #SWAMP now have another #CHEAPLABOR loving #AMNESTY #WHORE IN #DOUGJONES....you can lay this entire CRAPHOLE at #MITCHTHEBITCH feet +"Thank you for showing her what a real man does" Great story, with a happy ending, but not sure that I like the "real man" angle. +What is the difference between Dark Jokes and child porn? My wife catches me posting dark jokes. +This is fucking stupid, it is. I should know no one will ever learn to handle this. @EVERGR4Y +He felt Steven’s messy hand clinging onto his own, and his eyes began to feel heavy - the room around them soon became surrounded into darkn +@itsJulieBowen you realize ur abolitionist relatives were republicans. Please don't ruin Modern Family by infusing your politics. #current +Angela Duckworth: 'A Passion Is Developed More Than It Is Discovered' via @forbes https://t.co/HHpIKXknjr +> collecting anime picus until all eternity Who Livin dat good life +I was watching porn last night when my mom walked in. Not the best way to find out what she does for a living. +Hey Braveheart , I am almost 20 years old and I am a 5 ' 6' ' , blond/blue , 120lb female . +*thinks about every war in history* No, men never @Rianleary call me sexist or whatever but women argue and disagree with each other A LOT! +Did she give you head? A man meets his friend at a bar and says "you'll never belive it! I met a woman by the train tracks and we had crazy sex!" His friend says "awesome man did she give you head?" The man says "no I couldn't find it." +Humanitarian partners launch drought operation coordination centre in Garowe, Puntland. Critical component of drought response in #Somalia +How do you get a gay guy to fuck a girl? Shit in her cunt. Then her ass of you have a friend. +Not my favorite Tyler album but definitely his creative peak so far in my opinion. This shit was on non stop repeat when it came out. +I don’t get why people hate children so much. They work especially well as speed bumps on the road! +i agree. just for the simple fact that i grew up in orlando fl. it was a good place to live at one time. but not any more. the crime went up and is still on the rise . +Beauty is a depreciation asset. Personality is an appreciation asset. Wrinkles awaits us all - Catoursky +How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer. +I'm too old ( 38 ) , but I live in Tucson . +And now to think of an April Fools joke for my Rise of the Runelords group... Maybe have the Runelord turn up early? #PathfinderRPG #Roll20 +Possibly respond to some support requests with canned answers. +Women hate Incels The ultimate black pill lol edit; 95 percent of women hate Incels +Nelly got all the hoes singin lol +Did you hear? A bunch of Jason Aldean fans got to meet Tom Petty! +what do you call someone who's not otherkin? an orphan +Is the kids' meal for a boy or a girl? +Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks? Because you know that whites are in for actually comitting something. +But all of these attacks of "not enough commits" or "had a dude do it for you" or "slept with people" proves my point. Thanks for that. +This is totally an experience a lot of white kids can relate to. I once had a friend who wished she was Indian - LOVED the food, dance, culture, everything! Then she went to China and wished she was Chinese! +I don't understand why people just snap for streaks like if I have a streak with you it's because I want to actually talk to you everyday +Sources: Political Appointee Samantha Powers, Who, As Ambassador to the UN, Had No Obvious Intelligence-Analysis Role in Government, Made "Hundreds" of Unmasking Requests In the Closing Days of the Obama Administration, Averaging One Per Day —Ace +Permanently banned from /r/feminism for my one and only post, which was completely objective and in no way discriminatory +@seanhannity @Lrihendry Go get um Hanity we want Trump to clean up there needs to be a way to stop CIA FBI intellig… https://t.co/XiVTkuFx9G +"RT @benjinumba9: These niggas Wanna Be ""street bad as hell"" But when the pressure on they snitchin 😂😂😐" +ℋ ☀️ someone like you, my life I don't find other man on the earth. Heart of gold @Harry_Styles 💝 Can you follow me, please? 🌴─ 116,391 +I am 20 years old and have never seen a girl naked before How pathetic is that? +Wow, that's really irresponsible of you. +What do you do both at the rollercoaster and when a black man is walking past you? You hold it tight. +what do you call the lonely and depressed guy that 's in the military ? a church shooter +Speaking Of Professional Wrestling When You've Been Following The Big Leagues Like WWE For 30 Years Strongly It Has Become Stale And Bland +I've did a google search on this person and found no information on her being part American Indian , OP show me a few references please . +I think necrophilia should be legal... because that's the only way my girlfriend is gonna let me fuck her. +why do scotsmen wear kilts ? because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away . +Why do people hate 6.9? Because it's a good thing screwed up by a period. +I cant fucking believe I've lost a 401 day streak with elly😭😭 +How does a black woman tell if she's pregnant? She sticks a banana in her hole for 5 seconds and takes it out. If there's a bite out of it then there's another monkey on the way. +Me:: I looked really Asian when I was little. My grandma:: Yeah, you look more white now. You look more Americ-- Caucasian. My white grandmother to me, her half-Asian and half-white granddaughter. Made me feel foreign, unwanted. +I remember my 1st girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face +RT @YoungNative_INF: I told myself along time ago that I'm cutting all the bullshit out of my life. So if we haven't talked in awhile, then… +Hey, we have just met but here's the number! So, Auschwitz or Dachau, maybe? Whichever one you chose. +Camila if ​​you see this, I want you to know that I love you and that I will always support you. Miss u 🇧🇷♥️ +If the U.S adopted communism, nobody would go hungry... 2018: 325m 2019: 275m 2020: 225m 2021: 150m 2022: 125m Everyone now has 3 square meals a day. Without communism, this wouldn't have happened. +why melanie martinez raped her best friend ? because she [ her bff ] never listens , only wallpaper glistens . +just realized prostitutes won't solve anything i'll still hate women because I've resorted to paying for pussy +These la bitches thirsty for a hit single +Why are black people tall? Their knee grows. +What was Chester Bennington doing in the coffee shop? Hanging out. +What does a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her have in common? They are both thinking:” oh shit, my mom is gonna kill me” +"@SquadBrasilLM @LittleMix @radiodisney one GO MIXERS #LittleMix ""Shout Out To My Ex"" #Heartbreak @radiodisney" +Incels save money on Halloween costumes Our faces are scarier than any mask from Party City +What do you call 2 black people having sex? Fucking niggers +What do you do if you see your wife on BBC? Shoot the nigger. +For me it was the best sex of my life. For her it was just another epileptic attack. +Life can fuck you over in so many ways you don't even understand, but it only takes a couple tragic things to spark it. #RealShit #Facts 💯✌🏾 +No way all u niggers are employees of the month +All mass shooters are ugly virgin males When will the world understand this? +RT @xshlyj: you're fucking pathetic bye see you never +All Men Must Have A Purpose, Even If That Purpose Is Becoming a Mass Murderer +What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. +Can MRA's stop pretending women are equal in potential to men? +How many people died during WW2? Don't worry we don't know either, the Jews usually take care of the numbers. +Whats the difference between steak and a baby? I make sure the steak is cooked before eating it. +Jenna came for one pair of shoes. Took two pair & four shirts. "In case." Her retarded ass is going to work. Lol +Don't like the way the cowards kicks Tyrone on the floor then his mate screams like he has won the fight . +Guns aren't the solution to living in the wrong place...they're an insurance policy against suspect decision making sane people should rectify at their earliest convenience. +I am proof that gay conversion therapy works, I haven't sucked dick in at least 48 hours. #Cowger2017 +"One of my gymnasts came up to me hugged me and said ""I could hug you forever. I missed you so much"" 😭❤my heart" +If what you are hearing isn't disturbing, offensive or thought-provoking, it isn't free speech. +in July, you gonna really fucking hate me. just WAIT. #drunkmagazine +I've heard that men with AIDS in Africa think having sex with a virgin will cure them . +muslims are spreading a disease apparently it 's called ' islam ' +[Throwback] Thread about the preferences of Reddit women +Well... +Prince Harry's drug-addled whore mother died while involved with a sand nigger, so I guess he's trying to keep the tradition alive, with a twist of Jew of thrown in just to make sure the whole move is as complete a fuck-up as humanly possible. +.@SenJohnMcCain H-2B returning workers exemption could increase visa # from 66k to 264k/year. Pls oppose any effort in April spending bill +what 's another name for a white slave ? whipped cream . +The #Celtics are a fucking terrible defensive team. No effort on that end at all. +So I don't think about it. Instead, I use it as fuel. I'd rather try to fix this so others don't have to go through this, too. +im listening to the og 5sos album and i'm getting really sad it reminds me of how easy life was back when i was stanning them +i fucked a girl with the tightest pussy at work then i got fired. &#x200B; apparently being a kindergarten teacher isn't for me. +It's crazy how niggas being accused of rape doesn't bother y'all +To which one should reply that they are a bunch of soft bellied women of whom their ancestors would be ashamed . +“Hi horny, I’m dad” +In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock KISSES SlayOnMegMag +if so how fucking sad that your adc has become fucking Mash +These bitches aint playin'. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. +Unbeautiful ' modern ' sculpture : The Harp Twins Camille and Kennerly ask : Chicago has the Bean and New York had the ??? Comments : it was the Bull .... on Wall Street New York had the `` I-popped-a-can-of-cinnamon-rolls-and-then-piled them-on-top-of-each-other-and-painted-it-silver '' monument . +A woman's worst scenario in the world is getting impregnated by a sub 8 man Before modern medicine this inevitably resulted in suicide +I was surprised that the folks at 2x shut down this one right away! +When Cristina actually puts her mind to doing an essay they turn out fire with hella credible sources and still gets a C but it don't matter +Sick bastard @wilw belongs in a padded cell next to Sutherland Springs shooter Devin Kelley. +why does my twitter not show me notifications from ppl i don't follow that shits annoying +If Harvey Weinstein and Sandra Bernhard had a love child it would be Al Franken. +Tinder had shown me my place in sexual market Used two boosters, swiped right hundreds of girls (probably over a thousand) Got 1 single match...... from a not with a casino ad as a profile pic I knew my looks are had but that is even worse that i thought, my pic eas shown to hundreds of girls and NONE of them showd any interest lol +Whats the hardest thing I had to do as a kid? My uncle +What’s the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself. I know the whole Ajit pai thing is kinda old but I couldn’t thing of someone else that everyone agreeably hates. +What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. never smuggled any drugs while illegally entering America. +"""@trendinaliaNG: The 3 most active users for #SMSGJos were: @BennyCapricorn (131 Tweets & RTs) @alutadarf (51) @DISTURBINGjos (33) — #trndnl" +RT @Mikel_Jollett: THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS. https://t.co/xNeavmRcIg +A:: Hey, is it true that Tim Lyncecum is half Asian? B:: Nah man, so far as I know he's an all-American white boy. Conversation between two white guys standing next to me on the muni train to a Giants game. (For the record, Tim Lyncecum is half-Filipino.) As if being Asian makes me and other Asian Americans less "American." +The "r" in woman stands for rights Yep,exactly +How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You stick bread to the ceiling. +What, like blowing up old ladies and little kids ? +People who are still using Twitter must really like "shitholes". +I feel more and more freedom with every passing minute. +What these bitches want from a nicca .. 😩😩 +9/11 was tragic, I mean... We lost 19 of our best men. +That's the kind of bitch I hate fucking with +I'm so fucking done with school and all it's bullshit. +As much as I hate the n-word... I can't help but say it when I see a bunch of black people acting like niggers. +how many black men does it take to start a riot ? minus one . +Why do black people love different kinds of kool aids so much They got tired of getting regular AIDS +This whole Harper Lee thing kind of grosses me out. So, her sister died, and it sounds like everybody is taking advantage of her. +Great thread and welcome to the South.So glad you left that crumbling state of California.North Ga , Tenn. , and N. Alabama are wonderful places to be among our own people . +Things I Hate Normies and above that are druggies/alcoholics, parties, whores, man-whores, any fornicators, pop culture, the modern entertainment industry, virgin-shaming, bragging about promiscuity, most social media, my parents' retarded advice, being asked about my romantic life - or rather - the lack thereof, immoral Atheists, women's rights, Chads being cocky, life itself. +Want to buy one of the Macross kits because the figures are so fucking expensive +What did the Nazi give the Jewish boy for doing well on a test? A Gold Star. +My stuff after they had beat me down & split my nose half open & threw me in a local jails in San Felipe for 10 days without food & just a +Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. +When I have children I will warn them about the dangers of social media, and the disgusting things you can discover.... If you log in to my Facebook account. +Would Joe Pesci be an incel.. ... if he under his thirties in this day an age despite being a movie star or would he find a looksmatched woman? +I'm still not 100% certain this is happening. But the delay between sending a tweet and seeing it appear is far too long. +Girls are like dogs Both are kept in a cage. +Daint get that snapchat filter that looks like a mask ye don't look cute ye look like ye in the middle of a SARS pandemic +Heroic Chads Lads I have a question for you, say a chad that you know has gone through some shit in his life and has been dumped on by women who jerked him around, and he has since gone about using his chad status to ruin relationships of Stacys who ignore or reject incels...although not an incel himself, does that make him an ally to incels? +the only way we can win is by opening the eyes of all whites and we cant do it softly can we ? +@Midnight_Snacka bitches like u be proving my point, u speak on shit u know nothing about I got a fucking at studio movie grill just stfu +You sound like you should have been born a girl. +Hi I am Fred and I manage a Queef Museum franchise just outside of Chicago +Wtf am I watching bgc I hat watching these ugly ass ghetto hoes put there family name to shame +If you’re scared of pedophiles... Grow up +#Fact: Before toothbrushes were invented, people used their fingers and twigs in cleaning their teeth. +4 am. Episode 12. #BrandonFlynn is breaking my heart. Why doesn't he have Twitter??? @13ReasonsWhy #13ReasonsWhy +Sheffield magistrates court 24th October 12 men 44 offences child rape, illegal imprisonment, assault, supplying drugs, all from a certain religion holy day Friday no other comment. +What’s more fun to eat than eat than Girl Scout cookies? Girl Scouts! +I like the colors: Yellow, Red and Black +Please note: I pretty much follow everyone back here on GAB so if you see that I'm following a porn bot it doesn't mean that croaking my frog on here or anything. +Why Does Parkland Highschool Have a Better Basketball Team than a Track Team? Their students can shoot, but they can't run well. +I was playing battleship against my friend in school today while our friends watched They laughed when I called out M14, until they saw me reach for my bag +going on down, into the moist guts of the earth, taking in and thinking, eating every day. MAYWARD ForUnisilverTime +I wasnt going to bother with this thread but I am rapidly coming to the conclusion you can , t read we are NOT C18 , we have nothing to do with them ...... look at post #13 for Christ sake +The word problems that used to motivate the teaching of high school and college algebra ( simple , simultaneous , and quadratic equations ) disappeared from the syllabus decades ago . +white single girl looking for a guy within the state of California ( hopfully someone near or in the city of Los Angeles ) . + Isaiah 26:3 You will keep in perfect peace those whose minds are steadfast, because they trust in you. +Alternative Theory: They had to change the timeline to explain why the building engineer was up there--had he heard shots, he would not have gone to 32nd floor-- in order to have #StephenSchuck corroborate #JesusCampos story, it had to have been before shooting started. +#AP: Carolina Panthers announce owner Jerry Richardson, dealing with a sexual misconduct investigation, will sell the team +what 's the difference between a baby and a bread ? when you cut a baby , it does n't crush +Oh. He's also got ties to jason. LOL. okay, then. Basically a waste of anyone's time that isn't a white cishet male. +Follow the money folks..the Democraps sent in millions from out side and you stupid fucking "write-ins" once again handed the win to Satan! +happy april fools day to the people that said they will never switch up on me, y'all sure did fool me💀 +drinking does ease the sorrow of a lonely life .. it 's so tempting to just go out and get drunk , and laid like i did in my youth .. but i have n't got the energy for it anymore .. more likely to lie in bed and cry until it 's time to go work .. still hoping life gets better than this : drink 2508 +a paient wants to participate in earth hour . when the time come , i'm pulling the plug . +Beyonce is having a girl...pleeeease pray your strength in the Knowles DNA!!!! Ugly girls have a rough time in life...rough rough time! +RT @_danieebro: all these bitches fake if you ask me +#sex video tease moms fucking their sons https://t.co/KH5LoIDZqM +@FringeRadioNet @nicoljane1307 Satan witnessed by pope's confessor in sovereign Vatican city mock mortal priests fo… https://t.co/uYuhp0xUTp +"i just got fucking called out cuz a gc im in all said rodrick looks like my ""type"" of guy im so triggered" +Fun Fact: Did you know the "R" in the word "Women" stood for rights? Next time you feel pressured by a woman, let her know this fun fact to let her know who's side you're on. +Porch monkey 4 Life +Satan just had his staff meeting and his number 1 agenda, cause depression to fill the hearts of Christians. Let's disappoint him today. +black is a word, the bot is a turd +Big talk , none of you have the balls to tell a skin this to his face . +RT @YSHbiased: [TRANS] 170401 Yoo Seung Ho greet yoopies in Talk To U fancafe ^^ (cr: TTU) https://t.co/W79RbgCK0a +Checkout: /news/2017/03/21/bill-oreilly-says-obama-conspiracy-accusation-is-now-hurting-trumps-presidency/ +Becoming rapper in 2018 Do you want to become a rapper in 2018? Overdose. +Id like to say something but I once heard `` if you have nothing good to say dont say anything at all '' . +How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes +I was talking to a friend from Alabama earlier today. I asked him, "would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?" He replied "Yer damn rite anything for family." +In school they asked what do I want to be when I grew up... Apparently "school shooter" isn't that good of an answer. +If you think Hawaiis emergency alert system is bad, you should see their birth certificate system. +Fucking neighbours drilling the wall at 9PM, chokeeeeee +Professor to student (who is biracial):: "So, which side do you identify with-being white or Pakistani?" Student:: "Uh, well...both, I guess?" In a Women and Gender Studies class, said by a very liberal, and progressive white gay male professor. Made me feel shocked, upset. +hillary and trump are in a boat and it sinks . who survives ? i 'd say hillary . according to bill , she never goes down . +What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her once. +8 women accused Morgan Freeman of sexual misconduct In other words, 8 women have been touched by god +What does a homless want from life? 1$ +RT @Soy_Brent: steal a nigga's bitch, don't steal a nigga's tweets. +I'm just happy they have n't tried to cast blacks , Asians , or some other races like Hollywood 's treatment of Thor . +what do you call a year old transgendered man ? ishmale . +What do you call the killing of feminists Community service for the greater good +Now teachers demand to work just 35 hours a week ... and they even want to be allowed to do five of those at home | Mail Online +Personality does matter But only if you look good enough +I liked JFK He was an open-minded president. +Abuse of "harassment prevention orders" is absolutely a Men's Rights issue. +What's the same about Nutella and a Remington 870? They both put a nice bang in your mouth and spreads nicely. +Me:: I don't like chicken wings that much. Dad:: What the hell? You're not black! Stepmom:: All of your white friends in college are going to look at you like you're crazy. +What's the best part about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them. +i can’t.. i mustn’t WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SAY ANY TYPE OF FREAKING SWEAR WORDS YOU DUMB CRAPS IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSE HOLD +Inspiring words from POTUS Trump: "Together, our task is to strengthen our families, to build up our communities, to serve our citizens, and to celebrate AMERICAN GREATNESS as a shining example to the world...." +what 's a bigger stretch than linkin park going back on tour ? chester bennington 's neck . +what s the difference between a cat and an emo ? you do n't call the cops when a cats stuck up a tree +my mommy always told me to eat my vegetables . unfortunately cannibalism is a bit taboo . +If you were gay in the 1900's they gave you a straight jacket If you were gay anytime before that you got sent straight to hell. +"Men oppress women" is the key idea women use to oppress men; "X oppress Y" is the key idea Y use to oppress X +How do you know your computer has been used by your 'Nam veteran uncle? You wouldn't know, you weren't there. +You can't spell "cuck" without the UK +How can a premier league team capitulate in such a way. Ridiculous. Clement must answer this question. BLOODY angry now. See you at Fulham. +goodby i am going insane , i don't want to lose my sanity before my virignity, i can't stand this state ,if i continue just a week like this i will kill myself ,so i am leaving reddit till things calme down in my life.Goodby. +Children do lack depth of analysis @17snelson I don't want to listen to a girl announcer when I'm watching the Iowa game. #sorry #notsexist +How does one even quantify what 'good looking' is? It's subjective. Not to mention a totally worthless point of view and/or discussion. +What do you all think is better, smoking cigarettes or listening to Cardi B’s music. Jokes on you. Smoking cigarettes wont give you ear cancer +Not even at uni anymore and eduroam is still fucking with me +What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research. +If there is a positive to come out of this it 's that both communities will now realise that they are not that different after all compared to whats coming in . +"Idc how many times a nigga say ""ion mess with my baby mama "" he's lying hard asf dont trust that🙅🏽💯🅿" +These bitches crazzzyyyyyy +We have to watch no matter what we are to do in life even if we support All Lives Matter over all we are all just trying to normalize racism for the white man because the left said so.. 😂😂😂 +What do black dads and this sub have in common? Both are locked up +Didn't know it took fifty fucking hours to order pizza 🙄 +like not every one is blessed w a bf who's faithful n won't leave your crazy aivalea ass ☹️😂 +Don't mind black people.....hate niggers! +Competitive being a fucking ladder system that matches you based on ranked rather than skill level, S rank is literally the stupidest +Eyes Wide Open , Just saw this link posted elsewhere and thought it relating to what you said . +I was in love with an Incel ;) <3 Just kidding I get ass fucked by a different Chad every day that I meet on Tinder and I love it. +If you have gynocomastia(bitch tits), it's over +cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/tillis-popcorn-trump-corker/index.html … It's too theatrical & cynical to bring popcorn during the discussions between Trump and Corker. +I'm a lil drunk but I love all the ppl in my life n I can see all the karmic aspects in all my relationships n it's so perfect +Orgasms are like jokes. Some of mine are forced. +Sometimes, when I miss you, I listen to music, it makes me feel as if I'm with you and makes me forget the distance. +Oh, I'm just with [me] and her...friend. +“@RegularAssRon: Ain't nothing better in life than meeting a hoe with a full time job”don't let her have her own benefits nigga what +why do abattoirs always have security guards ? so the goats stay virgins for isis +My boyfriend has all of his family on Facebook and the video he's just shared is fucking vile🙄😷 +what is pink , very small and my girlfriend cry every time i put inside her mouth ? her miscarriage +Can we have a meme with Obongo as a Muslim extremist? +Ahh the bboy oppa from bibap reacted to my highlight video lol. 1st fb interaction since i added him in 2014? Lol +Whats the best part of when all your relatives die? You can finally suicide without anyone getting affected :) +What do you call an army composed of only black people? Gorilla warfare. +i had a pair of levi 's that i wore whenever i did messy work .. they were my ' junk ' jeans. i usually wear anything that fits me. as for Docs i rarely wear them anymore. i wear sneakers now . +Another normie platitude...there is definitely someone there for you but you will never find her unless ...you shower ...you get out more ...change your attitude ...bla bla bla Always the same boring song +"European governments are sentencing their citizens to death-by-Muslim and then jailing anyone who objects" @JBurtonXP #Truth #BritFam +Would this brainless retard that claims to be my father just hurry up and die?¿?¿¿??????? +Incel checklist What are some things you have to be to be considered an "incel"? +[serious question] If a boy is getting physically attacked by a girl or a group of girls at school, how exactly should he handle the situation? +Good morning.. So everything back to normal huhh .. 😑😑😑 .. Good me too.. I'm back .. Now I'm a good innocent grown ass woman .. 😇 +What can run through walls and kill jews? Gas Pipes +RT @CraccHeads: Crackheads will fight anything and anyone crazy fuckers 😂👊🏼 https://t.co/ETHtqKfkeu +Secrets are best kept inside you, sharing them will backfire so much. The exposure, the fact that other people will know too much about you +STEMcels dug their own grave Just fucking lol at all the STEMcels working 60hr weeks creating things like snapchat, insta and Facebook so Chads and Staceys can live a life of pure hedonism. +Pause in horror as you realize the harsh reality of that statement. +It's OK if I fall, it's OK if I cry, we will continue our journey, yes going beyond PLUS ULTRAA! - Izuku Midoriya 😍 +Why do I like Minecraft so much? I’m allowed to kill as many Jews as I like and I won’t be charged with a war crime +If you are a virgin by age 20, it's OVER +Once there was a hate crime suspect He was arabian and he was suspected for hate crime due to his name, his name was Hitla Dindu Nuffin. +haha well they require a certain physical ed. requirement at my school to be given a bachelor 's degree . +so a grandpa is drinking a beer . when his grandson walks up and asks if he can have one . the grandpa replies , " can your dick touch your asshole ? " the boy says no , to which the grandpa replies " then you ca n't have one . " a few hours later the grandpa has a cigar , once again the boy asks if he can have one . he gets the same response " can your dick touch your asshole ? " the boy says no . " then you ca n't have one . " well , the grandson is eating a cookie a few hours later , the grandpa walks up and asks if he can have one . the boy asks , " can your dick touch your asshole ? " the grandpa said yes , it can . he boy looks up at him and says , " then go fuck yourself ! " +Lmao this bitch high asf and she asked me "Do I look high?" +kurt cobain did you know kurt cobain had dandruff ? they found his head&shoulders behind the sofa . +im proud to announce that today me and gross gore have made the decision to combine slaystars and reddit to make the clan reddit stars! +Ugh why is it that I wake up n wanna go back2bed..not wake up do stuff and take a nap later in the day.I wanna have some tea maybe food n 😴😴 +Scary, MSM isn't calling the winner at 9:58pmEST......I still worry about Dem RIGGED POLLS.....#Soros at work.... +I keep two bowls of candy near my door. between 5 and 7 , it is mostly neighborhood kids ( mostly middle class whites but a few middle class non-whites ) . +it pisses me off for days when i come across someone with a really bad mindset. +I hate bitches. Thirsty ass bitches +WHOA, a rare shit gem in the sewer. @Brettonme I'm not sexist I just really hope I don't have a daughter +I guess I should have known that there are too many bleeding heart liberals in the NW to get an answer to this thread . +Bond had the hoes and the money Bourne kicked ass no gadgets hawk always let a bitch die +6vixx finally has ig. Im so happy. I thought hongbin would be the first to get ig but he turned out to be the last lmao +What do you call unconstitutional sex to an Asian man? Two in the pink, one in the chink +Reminder: Denying us access to vagina is violation of human rights future generations will be reading about us in history books and wondering how can humanity be so cruel +My girlfriend called me a pedophile Pretty big word for a 12 year old. +BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Wrestlemania #Wrestlemania33 +.@robscragga Start a Paetron. Unless you are in UK, then you can claim disability. +it's not freedom of speech if your filthy words are dictating what a woman can and can't do with her body. fuck outta here +"RT @oldchairluck: If you like lil pump or whatever that stupid fucking ""rapper"" name is just god damn block me" +an interesting idea when a roastie slut is studying next to you at uni and leaves to go to the bathroom, squirt orange juice all over her textbooks/notes and leave +My Incel brothers: Can we give this Failed Norman White Knight a warm welcome to our *tolerant* (kek) community? +Always have something to say but back up what they talk about, you can't do that at all, either back it up or don't say nothing at all. +I wonder why he is not on their list , he hates jews . +I wouldn't be this mad if my hair was fucking done!!!! +Every atrocity by the Assad regime is sure to bring out 2 types: 1. The Assadopologists, who generate tons of nonsense and relativism, and +Why do black people call black women oreos? Cause they eat the two round cookies and leave the white behind +At least 20 victims from a mass shooting in Florida high school today The lengths guys will go to to impress a girl on Valentine’s Day. +Somebody should do a reverse catfish Incel goes on tinder and tries to match with any girl, if the incel ever happens to match, send chad over to meet up with her and record the reaction. +i said that nigga tee ugly serena said yeah he look like a what the fuck +V for Vendetta "What you have are bullets, Mr Creedy, and bullets can never kill an idea" then he stabs ten cops to death;) +Valverde to win the Tour de France? Incredible his form. Winning sprints, uphill sprints, TT, climbs, GCs +What's the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? If you go in deep enough, you get a blowjob too +We get attached to temporary things, then wonder why our happiness never lasts. KissWard SUNaKayoNalang +The Chinese people are very individual. I mean, they are not like the Japanese that are obedient. They're very -- they're like Jews, really, except that there is a lot more of them. And you know, I mean, try to think of governing a billion and a half Jews. +What does pussy and cigarettes have in common? The flavor changes when you get closer to the butt. +Listen and Believe: Congresswoman introduces bill to Mandate Academic Records note violations of Sex Assault rules AND Accusations • /r/KotakuInAction +why are black peoples ' eyes red after having sex ? pepper - spray +You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear. +If there is one thing in life we can count on, it's if you ask a question regarding opinions on Apple products, no one will agree. +I’m going to learn how to play guitar. I’m already good at fingering minors. +Was watching a Periscope feed....I stated Where's the White People Blocked.....Ooops +SO HILARIOUS U WRITE UR OWN MATERIAL? @JesseElJefe A lot of ppl call me sexist. But those ppl are women, and their opinions don't matter. +What do you call a bunch of black kids in a swimming pool? Cocoa Puffs +How does Bieber remove his condoms? He farts. +I'll be damned if a nigga wife a hood hoe.. +What’s the worst 4 years of a black child’s life? The fifth grade +Helped my friend paralyzed from the neck down eat some super foods earlier today. Nothing beats a heart-healthy vegetable! +RT @BrownskinLiquor: no hoes. +The Fourth Reich Is On The Horizon And This Damn Time We Want It All +my love for tupperware in stemmed from the fact that it was easier to pack and eat cold leftovers in a stall or a staircase than it was to buy lunch from the cafeteria and then leave :)))))) +If you feel awkward wearing something around your grandfather, you should probably cover your tits and ass 🙄 +I'm from a place of 20 ' 000 and it 's 97 % white , come white people ! +She's lucky , I bet she 'll be more careful next time . +Funny how you say you miss me and want something but you still don't make an effort. Sorry but I don't have time for that... +Ladies, what could a guy do to melt your heart? +Have you ever had Somalian food? Neither have the Somalis. +Are there any famous former incels, from this sub I mean, who got into a relationship later? +Americans love guns so much... Their kids get bullets for Valentine's Day. +Why not have it so every flyer has all the White languages on it ( in small print ) , yet have their native language in large print once on the top of the other translations , then once below it . +Why is it that rappers can say “fuck yo grandma” But when I say “fuck yo newborn” everybody goes crazy +i asked a hillbilly if he would take a bullet for the person he had sex with last. he said YA DAM RITE ANYTHANG FER FAMILY +I really really want to just out people on here but I have the balls to say it to their face. I'm not a coward +Shooting today at Youtube headquarters in California. There would've been more victims, but loading times were slow. +What do whites and blacks have in common? We both live in gated communities. +White roommate 1:: This black girl in my class was just taking up time complaining about how isolated she feels on campus as a black person. Like, she was upset because she says people don't look at her when they pass by because she's black! White roommate 2:: What?! I mean, I never look at people when I walk past them anyway! That has nothing to do with racism. Me (PoC):: Actually, a lot of racist behaviour is non-verbal and covert. I feel the same way from certain behaviors, too. As white people, I don't think you guys are able to really understand it. Walked out of our campus apartment immediately thereafter. +Them : go out your way , do a bunch of shh for us , even tho we don't care bout u & never appreciate u... Me : no Them : why not.... +What do you call a Jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs +What do you call a nigger with no arms? Trustworthy +FOX-Penn State has already paid over $100 million to settle sex abuse claims against Jerry Sandusky, but it's still fighting two lawsuits with similar allegations. +Diamonds are forever, Liberals think they're clever, They think a trillion dollars, Can actually change the weather. +The daring Artificial Intelligence used the beverage opener as plasma windows and felt testy about the completion. +why the expert assassin could n't shoot a gay guy ? cause he could only shoot straight +...GREATEST GIANT IN THE WORLD ..?????..... AT 25 SEC FILM... Mystery of Giant Human Skeleton ... https://t.co/FV903cS0Mw +It was a normal day at the office, Until the planes came in +why do africans hang up a washing line between houses? so their kids can play in the shadow +Here is possibly the best county to live in when one considers the Mud Index . +Post in WorldNews about Obama talking about how FGM isn't acceptable, most of the comments say circumcision isn't good either. +A former accountant for retailer American Apparel Inc. has filed a wrongful termination suit against the company alleging that he was fired after refusing requests from Chief Executive jew Dov Charney to inflate figures on the company 's balance sheet . +That would have destroyed the bath house Mr Brady built on their trip +A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar. Who picks up the tab? Nobody, the Jew is settled with the heating bill. +reasons to be a dancer: got your hands full? causally developé and turn off the light switch with your wonderful toes +The WORST nigga from Delaware is the one who doesn't claim it...... I hate y'all niggas man! +There are things we can do to stop the rapes that occur when blacks and other non whites con white women and girls into getting in cars with them etc For a start teach our women to respect themselves . +I wonder how any times this same video was posted on this thread . +What’s blue and doesn’t fit? A dead epileptic +I'm not schizophrenic It's the other person inside my head who is. +Well anything can be a `` hate crime '' these days , I heard recently that a guy in Scotland was charged for `` revving his car racistly '' ..... whatever that is +cancer . cheaper then weight watchers +hm i was gonna buy a beer for tonight since its WEEKEND!!!! but then i spotted a parent from work in the store and i just.. ok.. maybe not +I can feel it now: I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow, or the rest of the week, because of hockey practise. 😂😂💪 +small world. I think i saw this today and admired how lovely the wooden tear drop is over the metal ones i see around. congrats on making something so fabulous! +Amazon has selection, decent prices, overall good customer experience. but their user interface has been a hot mess for forever. +I must have a ugly nigga magnet attached to me somewhere +How are Jews superior to any other group of people on the planet? They have proven to lose weight significantly faster +Sounds cute! Love all the colors. [...] Thrift stores, ftw! +You're throwing 80k at it? You could hire an engineer to custom build you a suspension system with perfectly designed geometry and absolutely perfect springs and dampers for any condition. +No I don't love these hoes and FUCK these niggas Fuckem +how do you turn a fag into a vegetable break his legs +Bodily fluids and odd combos of curse words and plain words are my insults of choice, but. +You a hoe for not having deals on fried chicken @groupon +Roses are red, I've got an MP7, The entire freaking school is going to heaven +Some bitches are relentless. You can curve her a hundred times and she still wants the dick +In /r/relationships a 16 year old boy discusses his mother, who does not use the child support his dad pays her for his welfare nor support, and is forcing him to pay for all his needs +What's a leper chilling in a jacuzzi? An effervescent tablet +If she a hoe on social media she a hoe in real life too +Has anyone else noticed that feminists have attacked Protein World by making mock ads that clearly copy the original ad, but the meninist shirts were supposed to be illegal because they looked similar to a feminist shirt? +What goes in but doesn’t come out? Cum in a 10 year old girl’s asshole +why do n't muslims commit suicide bombings in mexico ? because they 'd never be able to find virgins . +Thank You , Are you THEA charles Martell ?? +What's the difference between hitler and usain bolt ? Usain bolt could actually finish a race +Daniel Ramsey Shot and killed in his own house in front of his wife on Valentine 's Day by two negro burglars . +Good girls don't get raped. +Notice how this doctor from @Georgetown isn't questioning whether the Russians did this, he's starting w/ the assumption they did. +Lmao look at these hoes RT @RareHipHopPic: http://t.co/lOCEXe8Rcd +Common threads: “In the workplace” “No retaliation” “No hostile work environment” +Someone give me a loan, to cover the next 2-21/2 months so I can stop stressong- the kind of loan you don't have to pay back. +"@KingTeej_: Ol dirty foot ass bitches.." this was too funny to me. +People with Southern accents always sound so ignorant and uneducated! +What do you think is the most fundamentally flawed argument that feminists use. +dude rape culture these days is insane like some people are so fucking warped +“@Jae_Poppa_: @100046729 lol what else do we have in common nigga hate sleeping in the heat”😂😂 summer is for the birds +Why are people gay? I mean, if you want anal, just become a priest +As for the humans who were knocking at our door at 5am, why the fuck hey??! So annoying😣 +I wish i could cope with drugs But i have no friends or anything who cam get me these high quality drugs +What would you do if you discovered you are an inhuman/mutant You can have 2 powers, what would you do with them? +This guy is pretty cool going around and exposing fake SEALS . +What never eats but is always alive The children in Africa +Of course Kolten Wong fucked that up. Worthless POS. +Hey what the hell I pulled into my driveway and I could see my sister in the living room watching star vs the forces of evil without me +Where it not for the hippies great lie of equality , racial pride of any sort would have never come into being . +...but there was a lesbian couple in line who were saying a really passionate goodbye for like, half an hour, so I didn't mind the wait. +They probably arrest them and throw them in jail so that they will be raped and infected with AIDS . +What do you call it when an african-american sucks you off? Blacktop. lol +everybody wants to get undertaker to get fully nude. lets take it one step further and watch him fuck. +what did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit ? if we do n't get some support soon , people are gon na think we 're nuts . +The rest of the world caters to your every whim go enjoy all of that and shoot your huge mouths off I'm here for women first and foremost +how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb ? depends , what 's in it for them ? +Probably won't help, but I'd like to think it might +This subreddit should rename it as "DarkSkyrimJokes". ... +what separates animal and man? the Mediterranean sea +A world without Islam would be such a beautiful world to live in. +Hi I'm Jasmine I'm new to gab so please bear with me I hope I'll get a lot of new followers please bear with me till I get the hang of it I also have a Twitter account Jasmine Star 🌟 @Jasmine 8137488 +it 's so hard working as a rape therapist err , at least my dick is . +why are tires black ? so the cops know where to shoot . +What's the difference between having a garage with a Ferrari in it and a garage full of dead babies? I don't own a Ferrari. +The candidates can be a joke but there's some value in voting anyway, drag your apathetic friends to the polls, please, we need high turnout +No way that's sexist at all! @Abdul_a95 I'm not sexist but female characters in TV shows are 99% usually the most annoying character +I wonder if the Exodus Protocol has an age limit. +Woman Brutally Attacked By 2 Men In Home Police Arrest 16-Year-Old , 17-Year-Old POSTED : Wednesday , November 11 , 2009 UPDATED : 8 : 18 pm EST November 11 , 2009 Michael Galan , 16 , and Jarve Green , 17 , were arrested by Palatka police . +Eunwoo found his middle school id in his wallet (old one i assume) and he decided to share it with everyone lol. +Yeah, I saw that news segment about the mixed race couple who lost their home because of the mudslide . +Yes and thank you to those who reported this vile sicko . +Whats the difference between Jesus and wetbacks? Jesus doesn't have wetbacks tattooed on his stomach. +What animal represents all the races? A panda Their black, white, Chinese, and Hispanic, Hispanic cause their always chewing on some weed +Double standards : woman rants about being single in the same way you guys do, gets support instead of insults. +get her thick 2017 get her thick 2017 get her thick 2017 get her thick 2017 get her thick 2017 get her thick 2017 +females never talk to me or flirt with me if this isn't any indication that i'm ugly than waht the fuck is +So I met this guy at the gym and he was asking about my workout routine He said "What do you hit on fridays?" I said "Chest and Back" "What about Saturday?" "Wife and kids" +The fact that i just paid $7 for a fruit cup and a coffee at school is insane +what do you call all that useless skin around a vagina ? a woman +Fucking ass hole😂😂😩 but I always get what I want❤️ +I am against only those that use racism as a weapon.For if used as weapon against me I will use right back, +You have to wonder if, in his heart of hearts, he knows what he's doing is wrong. +Another guy on r/suicidewatch who could use some support. +I snatched my friend's inhaler as a joke It must've been pretty funny to him since he's breathless, rolling on the floor. +RANGERS WON AT MSG AND KNOCKED THE FLYERS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS COULD THIS DAY BE ANY BETTER I THINK NOT +We are re-opening for the season! Join us Saturday, April 8 at Martin state airport for open cockpit! And then just say serving from +What kind of shit must you write, honestly, no knowledge, no sense of humor, no maturity +Never seen yo bitch but I bet I could fuck her on the first day +"bro that fucking vine where the dude inhales the burger and the chick goes 'DAMNN CAN U EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT??""" +most of yall comparing alex to a school shooter bc he was acting out vs yall calling him your cinnamon roll bc he shot himself +Also WWE Needs To Stop Making The Boys Remembering A Whole Scripted Promo And Return What Made Wrestling Promos Great And That Is The Bullet Point System That's How Austin 3:16 And If You Smell What The Rock Was Cooking Created #MakePromosGreatAgain +Turn my nose up I'm sicka fucking with you bitches 👌🏾 +What do you call a Mexican in an airplane A UFO +Patronizing the NFL and NBA does nothing but finance the nigger war on white America. +What does Michael Jackson and Peter Pan have in common? They both like taking kids to neverland +Shocked to hear @TommyWidd departure announced today! Good luck Tommy wherever your next venture takes you ⚽️ +All I want is bitches, big booty bitches +Bottom line is , waht are the ethnic breakdowns of each immigrant group admitted for the latest year available , if anyone knows ? diablo +linkin park 's lead singer killed himself . . y the time the police arrived he had just become so numb +Crazy, whore, bitch mother https://t.co/jCxiKZ1pu7 +Bloody hell kondor _ RNU , this is excellent mate ! +Try to work out first thing in the morning to get the responsibility out of the way. +a bouncer at an orlando nightclub hears a knock at the door . * knock knock * , he hears . " who 's there ? " " allah . " " . llah who ? " * * " allahu akbar ! " * * * bang bang pow * +Don't you know the Jews see a picture like this and laugh their asses off while patting each other on the back . +Me calling bout a nigga 😴 shit for the birds. & then a nigga that ain't fucking me 😂 I do not fucking care +what s red and keeps getting smaller ? a baby with a cheese grater . +I sure hope they do that with mine because I have a mental block to all math past adding and subtracting ! +When I was a kid I cut his grass for a few quid ; I found a s * * t load of cans in his shed so I ran off and got p * * * ed : I don t feel so bad about nicking those cans now . +Sure price gouging during a disaster is sick but thats the owners right, right? +What is the difference between a child and a dog A dog doesn’t scream when you give it a bone +Just curious @a but what will you do when isis starts tryin to recruit using @gab? +Tbh I have more grudges against people that have hurt my friends/family than I do against people that have hurt me personally +What this subreddit and comminity needs, far above banning users for face pics is active moderation Literally every single thread is heavily brigaded arguing about what being an incel is and how bad incels are, this subreddit should take the approach that many subreddit do with the swift banhammer for anything and everything +who fell first, a black man or a jewish? a black man because shit falls faster than the ashes +Who is a fucking idiot who should've been aborted? u/N8theGr8 +why did n't the chef want to eat the chicken at his own restaurant ? he did n't want to know what his cum tastes like +We just need a bunch of us to move into one small White town . +Your kids need you more as parent Not only toys! So be there emotionally, physically and financially. +Just reported 10K Tweets to the EU, this is really nice +Turned on my fan the exact same time a bus was going down the road and I thought my fan was about to explode +Bucks Fizz remind me of one of my dads 'Sweedish' films I once found on top of his wardrobe in a secret shoe box #TOTP +What's the best part about being an abortion doctor? Never having to buy dog food. +this clo---this wonderful friend of mine is coming over for dinner at our place later tn and I'm about to get so much shit 😓😓😓😭 +What does the E in woman stand for Equal +Officers took 37-year-old Charlie Cason into custody after a violent exchange . +You guys can blame racism and sexism if you fail. If you're a white male and you fail at life, what can you blame? +Please @cw_spn tell me @MarkRPellegrino is going to be on tonight's episode. This #spn drought has killed me. #Supernatural +This nigga showed me that sad ass dog my girl pit would look at that hoe and say nigga gone +My grandma:: [My name] needs to lose weight! That's why she's never had a date. My mom:: Or maybe she goes on dates with girls and doesn't want to tell you about it. My grandma:: Haha! That's a good one. Made me feel fat-shamed, prude-shamed and queer-shamed all at once. Like my body and my love life are open to discussion and my sexuality is a joke. +since my style has become almost exclusively tshirts and jeans/shorts i can't fathom some of the style trends i see in person or online +just stumbled upon a tumblr whos owner has a . sneeze kink. they get off on poeple sneezing? and being? sick? okay bro u do u +You can tell after a girl just got hit by the after selfie with her nigga in the mirror , edges be messed up and weave be looking shocked 😂 +Hits the g-spot and tickles the IUD string RT @MsLaFitteTweets Fellas RT and tell us what makes YOUR dick so special... +I asked an #SJW #Antifa phuq wit what gave her/it the right to decide who gets "free speech" still no answer, not only does #Sluganna have Daddy issues it seems now that MOMMY NEVER LOVED HER sob;) Equating hate speech with a denial of free speech is a sign of mental shittiness;) +Give a man a job, put food on his table. Enslave him and he'll always have a job. +jesus fucking christ how by regina spektor fucking kills me +There are is only one difference between men and woman One of them is property +couple is making out he is running his hands up and down her back , she asks " what are you doing ? " he " looking for your boobs " she " look in the front " he " i already did " +offensive things hq fandom has done: calling tsukki and oikawa daddy when like tsukki is like?? 16 and oikawa is a fucking twink +I have looked at so much internet porn I’m pretty sure the virus it has is HIV +According to their facebook page they 're up and running again , not sure how given the loss of the admin block . +Once the door is open to talk about race and achievements openly, there is a vast reservoir of support within the white community for policies that keep our communities our own, that limit people who don't belong (which is to say adapt to the culture and act white), and pride in our heritage. +I tell you what, I've known her for 7 fucking years and even though I appreciate her, I fucking hate her +MH 01 CH 5498 this cab has over fast running meter... Travelling everyday morning from Marine Drive Flyover to Nature (1/3) +I wanna be fucked ! Find my name here https://t.co/7EX2yjuA9G https://t.co/kZusWSe5oa +how we can help africa if everyone reading this can take their time to donate £ pound a month to go towards mosquito nets in africa we could then save millions of mosquito dying needlessly of aids +Anyone here have a really nice body but still get rejected due to face? +So if you are not romantic you are gigantic 😳🙄🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️ I can't do this to my intellect 🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️#DateMyFamily +I got extremely triggered after finding out of the doxxing and reporting to police of a fellow /r/incel Imagine being such a loser that you doxx people online cause you don't like what they say. +What's the one thing that can make one pussy more pussy than another? An infection. +If a phone is black, it doesn't work. It doesn't ring. +Yes well the BS is on facebook , he felt disgusted by it and wanted out and left . +7 mm slim & full metal unibody, The all new Galaxy C7 Pro is truly a masterpiece. #LeanIsTheNewMean @SamsungMobileIN +What's Bashar Al-Assad's favorite kind of cheese? Burned Ghouta +Don't let nobody make you feel like the guilty one after they've fucked up 💭 +Muslims are pedophiles, communism will never work, trannies are sick in the head, Democrats are the true racists, there is no such thing as rape culture in the western civilisation, feminists are women sexually frustrated. Black. +Hey what do you do for work? I work with animals? Wow that’s awesome Do you work at a pet store or a veterinarian? I’m a butcher. +Druid, Awen, Bronze Pendant, Spiritual, Pagan, by GreenManJewellery https://t.co/gtXTSyGJZd via @Etsy +Why is this Sub Called Dark Jokes? Because every post is stolen +I don’t mind telling all the guys I can’t meet ‘em. Hell, we can all go raise some hell on any other night. +So are you a full-time lesbian now, or just bi? +Every hour of my spring break has consisted of me asking myself what to eat next and now I've run out of ideas +What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin +I would never fight a nigga for vagina...that's what hoes do lmao +I was staring out the window at night wondering why everything had gone dark But then it dawned on me. +I agree , we need groups like this in most white nations to protect our own against attack by hostile ethnic groups who lets face it do n't like white people .. +Aunt:: "So, you're a lesbian?" Me:: "Mhmm!" Aunt:: "I thought so, I could always tell." Me:: "Huh? Really? How?" Aunt:: "It's your broad shoulders, very manly. Oh and that 'feminism' thing you do, you know men aren't all that bad!" Made me feel stereotyped and totally misunderstood. I did have a polite debate with her that turned her assumptions on their head. +In a game we lost by 1 fucking point, terrible calls like this are unacceptable. https://t.co/9XC3M20Orr +harry doesn't care that his song is too long to be played on the radio he didn't write it for that reason and it's still number 1 +If we dont stop fighting over territory , we will have none left to ourselfes anyones . +My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do?" +I am looking for people in north county area . +Muslim men shouldn't hit their wives. It's just stupid. Why the fuck are you damaging your own property. +"If you Dont "" chase em you replace em "" why you hating and taking credit for something that didn't involve your opinion 🤔" +i heard they are releasing a chris brown greatest hits album it 's full of rihanna 's songs +Nice to see our club has a sense of humour choosing Nicklas Bendtner for the month of April on the official #nffc calendar 📅 +Marry someone with a name like Smith, so you can still have a weird first name but with a last name people can actually pronounce. It's better for your kids that way, too. +i got scammed out of $ today i bought a dvd titled * " tiger wood 's favourite holes"*. turns out it was about golf . +I hope the next person I fuck with is actually worth it, I'm tired of waisting time with temporary people +.@jennofhardwire nice cropping of tweets, too. but the truth hurts. +=On Facebook= Me: ( Posts ) Kaden. . .? Friend: What about Sahil? Me: I just said Kaden's name, the fuck's the issue with that? +RT @squarebutts: Don't got a problem smacking a bitch +Why black peoples hands always white The cop cars got new paint jobs (RCMP cars in Canada are white) +Let's recap Females cannot be incel Females cannot be depressed Females are Biologically Wired to chase superior chad genetics Females are sex objects Females live life on TUTORIAL MODE +What do you call a black lady that gets an abortion? Crime Stopper +what 's the difference between ten black dicks and a black joke ? a black woman ca n't take a black joke . +where did stan lee go when he died the afterwife +I came to terms with that and the fact that they are better with a spear than I will ever be . +Pump 1 Runtime: 0.0 min Pump 2 Runtime: 0.0 min Outside temp: 0.75°C Sump level: 27mm Creek level: 1.466m at 12:25 +@JosesitoRiveraa fuck no faggot +OAPI will be partnering with @crashoverridenw to provide them with the tools they need. +"""The saddest death for humans is not the death of itself, but the death of their loved ones."" #BotBermamfaat" +I can't stand a Fag bitch like Fucc get out there & make the MONEY 💸 +IT’S A CREAM, IT’S A TOPICAL, IT LITERALLY CREATES AN INVISIBLE LAYER UNDER YOUR EYELIDS. +how is a punchline like a starving african child ? if you spend too much time explaining why it 's funny , it dies . +Genders are like the Twin Towers At first there were two of them, now it’s a sensitive subject. +What does a dyslexic person call a black person? A ginger. +peachy vibes & bold brows @ABHcosmetics brow powder & dipbrow in dark brown #AnastasiaBeverlyHills #norvina https://t.co/6otojvpuqb +I like my women like i like my beer... Cold one and with the boys +Do many women get turned off by men who post nudes online? +I honestly hope and pray that people know I use emojis ironically and when I sit here and shit tweets out with the laughing emoji Im Not Fr +Whats the difference between isaac newton and the baby i stabbed to death Isaac newton died a virgin +You guys are really good gardeners"." +The reason they are killing themselves is because our weak liberal goverment are too afraid to make them do any sort of training .. +Girl A:: I think his girlfriend's Asian. You know, a very petite Asian girl. Girl B:: That's so weird, I can't see that. Girl A:: Why? Girl B:: Because from the way he described her, he made it sound like she's the kind of person who's not afraid to stand up for herself. Overheard today from two girls sitting on the bus next to me. As an Asian American woman, stereotypes about "meek Asian women" never fail to tick me off. +Interesting how Facebook is now in the business of scrubbing all known evidence of shooter Devin Kelley for the public to see. +It’s difficult to go past #RCB with their strength in batting. Quality of players & the coaching staff, make them side to beat: Chris Lynn +Someone Said The Greatest Person In WWII Was The Person Who Killed Hitler +What's the difference between a feminist and a homeless person? Only the homeless person gets change for being useless. +"Men aren't overwhelming casualty of war.....because 25% of civilian deaths in syria are women and children" this is the mentality that is responsible for men being so disposable and it's sad that it's shared by so many. +"""Pakistani Muslim with U.S. citizenship planned Paris-style jihad attacks in NYC"" https://t.co/y52wlIBGeR" +Lyft driver is white and playing the most aggro dancehall music i have ever heard like got damn what the fuck doug +Don't you wish you had a normal, English name like Jane Smith? +More Negro rioting , this time at a Black Panther Party rally : YouTube - NYPD Vs Black People , ( Macon st riot ) YouTube - NBPP vs NYPD +Why is there no Islamic Hitler? There was but he was executed for plagiarism. +why do black guys cry after sex ? because of the pepper spray . +Happy mothers' day Just wanted to wish a happy mothers' day to any men in here who are doing that job. +Would you rather be a 5'6 buff Chad, a 5'10 normie or a 6'3 incel +Ok @EfuaIsEnuf: I'm not perfect... Yes I do wrong.. I'm trying my best oo.. But it ain't good enough!! +Being short is the greatest crime a man can commit in the eyes of women +You know what I love about blind kids? The never see me coming. +fuck chromebooks!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +#INeedMeninismBecause watching feminists/their lapdogs have conniptions & mock a movement created solely to mock THEIR movement = TOO funny. +Damn, if I had known about this earlier I would have attended . +How does a kid survive a school shooting? The shooters pump only did 9 damage +@Staydelusional I texted u fag +What kind of cookie did Hitler make? Jew snaps. +What is the similarity between a kid with cancer and a cancer joke Both never get old +When moslems flee moslem countries dont that make them islamophobic? +What's the difference between my wife and my meat? Absolutely nothing, I beat both of them so yeah 🤷🏻‍♂️ +What do you call a black transformer? Optimus crime +Whats the difference between Michael buble and the earth? This time next year the earth will still have a son +Yes, it 's really peculiar how every topic in the world is subject to critical analysis and open debate EXCEPT the `` holocaust '' . +why do men die before their wives ? they want to . +Bf: You are my drug. Gf: aww, you can’t live without me? Bf: No, you cost too much and ruin my life. +Every action has an equal and opposite reaction Said no rapist ever +Y'all hoes broke, be stealing from the mall but be flexing +I want to fight fellow asians in a fist fight to the death Incels, who will give me this honor. +What do the twin towers and a goat have in common? Both were fucked by Muslims. +What do you call drinking coffee out of a white mug Michael Jackson +I will be a NEET until I die and I will always have this problem I tried hard for 2 years not anymore +Always wear sunglasses when you are eating lunch in your car cos people will think you are an undercover policeman instead of some loser who is eating lunch on their own in their car. +So does it make my computer faster than one with 6GB? +How can you go so long without having sex?! You're a BLACK GUY. +Honestly contemplating on killing myself.. But my mom would be so sad. So I won’t +"One day me & my man was arguing & he gon say ""well gon be with them broke niggas n have them cook u fake rasta pasta""" +Are you sure you are alright with driving a stick shift? +@vodkapapixo alot of these bitches themselves aint shit either....birds of a feather flock together +NI🅱️🅱️ERS Whats the diffrence between pizza and a nigger? -PIZZA CAN FEED THE FAMILY +How are blacks like Christmaslights? Only some of them work and they do nothing for the biggest part of the year +What is Osama Bin Laden’s favorite NFL team NY Jets +Watched the #BigLittleLies finale, and wow, ALL the awards for the cast, but especially Reese and Nicole. Phenomenal performances by all. +What's Africa's literacy rate? Well, first we need to get them to read the percentage... +What do you call a black in a wheelchair? A moving target. +when i wanted my own way as a kid , i ’d just hide dad ’s viagra . then he was putty in my hands . +Why are women like condoms? Both spend more time in you wallet then on your dick +moral of the story: fill tear gas canisters with pepsi. the best praxis. fuck pepsi and fuck the Jenners too lol +1950s Whites moved the Overton window by: Dad working Mom staying at home taking care of kids & house, submitted to husband No credit card debts No welfare - forced deadbeats to work Sex @ home was good no need for Tindr PPL lived within their means White families remained White +Guess who picked Canada 's first batch of refugees from Turkey ? +Good question: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?" +You don't look disabled... +Don't doubt that Shep's right about Craig, but that level of candor feels cruel on Bravo show. #SouthernCharm +I would if I liked my neighbors .. There are some people on this board that I would hate to live next to +Did you hear what happened to the 4 year old Ethiopian boy? He was having a midlife crisis. +Just a reminder: Women approach men as much as men approach women, but they only approach chad-tier guys. +"""Experience repentance. Nothing draws you closer to the Lord Jesus Christ than a desire to change."" #ElderCosta #LDSconf" +Are you ladies familiar with science fiction at all? +RT @NerdAtCoolTable: Any chick that gets In a fight after the age 24 is a hoe +The guy giving the beating could very possibly be a Hispanic , I would have to see a much clearer video before I 'd give him the honor of calling him White . +Circumcision So my wife and I were talking about what we're going to do with our baby when it comes out and we've decided that we're going to get it circumcised. Even if it's a boy. +Well that was the worst dream of my entire life & I'm still sick so this day better get better real quick 🙄 +2. Stop Cuffing these Dirty ass niggas that eat everybody pussy and these Bacterial Infested Pussy Ass Hoes +Damn @Wendys I can go for some chicken nuggets now. 🤔 +What is happening to us is like a miracle. We come from such differen. worlds, but I feel we are made for ealh other. +You've got to follow @WhiteLiberalism. +Well, won't you make a good wife some day. +Tonight on @ABC2: @theweeklytv 8.35pm, #TheInbetweeners 9.05pm, Back To Earth: Stargazing Live (submit your #StargazingQuestions!) 9.30pm +If there were Gummy Bears with Dicks I would cut off all the dicks and put them back in the bag and start my gummy dick company +How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a shovel +If you need a good dog , you ca n't beat a bull terrier , strong , loyal , great with kids , and have a bite pressure of up to 5000 lbs per square inch , compared to a Rottweiller which is 500 lbs per square inch.Sarge2506. +Let's talk about how #BillCosby deserves to go down asap, but where was the cascading media blitz on #WoodyAllen? Fucker is still a demigod +Since Supreme was selling a Brick for more than $1K, i figured the perfect use for it... ...Put it on your Gas Pedal while driving down a cliff and thinking over what you just spend $1K+ on +What does Ronda Rousey fight with? Oven Mitts. +"@ifanmj yes, in my experience I didn't hear the ""EU is goddamn marvellous & you are thick and evil if you think otherwise!"" Position 2/2" +Oh, you're so exotic. +The markov bots are on a roll this morning. +Trump reminds me of a pedo... He lures you in with incentives, then proceeds to fuck you for four years in every way possible until he gets caught. +Why are your kids like drugs? Because the law says you shouldn't do them, but it feels sooooo good - until you wake up the next day and just want to flat-out kill yourself. +Football is the only legal way to buy a black man But when I want to buy one for my footballteam it's "illegal" and called "slavery". +To the women who participated in and approve of the - Women's March: Keep on marching  Until you reach the sea Then keep on marching even then +Short cucks of Reddit have to cope for being a manlet KEK +Looks like Dennys is on my s * it list now . +"when dancing on my own by robyn is playing at work and you're about to cry then ""who let the dogs out""come on after" +This collab was a pleasure to participate in. Thank you @NoiceDrinkz for hosting the collab and thank you to everyone who made entries! +I've seen that documentary for some time ago , and I suppose that it has been broadcasted in other nordic countries , too . +Newly updated American heart association page finally admits that males have a significantly higher risk of heart disease than women even after menopause. +Every time Zyrros posts a selfie, a kitten dies +Introducing our new subreddit that is aimed at satirizing female autists that write 10 paragraph essays about their abortions. +Why do African girls enjoy being raped ? It is the only way they can take protein. +Never trust someone in the "justice system" named Lynch... That name only works for football players. +I miss my college , I miss my people , I just fucking miss everyone . +i feel like this was a useless post +fUc k I almost cut myself with my exacto knife trying to open the plastic packets the runners come in please don't tell my parents +Sam Thaiday would have to be sloppiest fucking fat prick I have ever seen - needs to be shot #NRLBroncosRoosters #nrl #fatprick +If every single Chad and normie male suddenly disappeared from Earth... ...Women would probably become lesbians before wanting anything to do with us low value men. +My looksmatch can go on tinder and suck a normie's cock in 2 hours whilst I get nothing "Male privilege" +We have a bunch of hypocrites in the gov. Criticizing D5 for having an affair. Knowing their D30 has a bunch and HS Alvarez has tons +Some Natives were driving around in a truck a few years ago . +RT @adampacitti: HE'S GONNA FUCKING DO IT. YOU ALL DOUBTED ME. HYPE. #Wrestlemania +What’s the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair +Yes, this book is trash , I was made to read it four times in public school while I was growing up . +Wanna know what really rubs me the wrong way? My girlfriend, and that's why I beat her. +Literally made me miss my fucking senior picture, and some didn't even want to take the picture BUT I DID +coping with depression pt2(side effects of depression) For example isolation, lost of self, tiredness, loss of memory, Anything that you have noticed while depressed +My sleep schedule is so fucked up I feel bad when I spend the night with people 😕 +Automod is a nagger +RT @meganstephen_: clay in 13 reasons why is a fucking poof +what 's the difference between a boy scout and a jew ? a boy scout comes back from camp . +Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? Well I’m not really sure if that’s a fact but the one I did earlier did. +If MLK Jr. was alive and wanted to speak at UC Berkeley nowadays, it would cost $600k for security alone... +top fucking kek im in college rn, waiting for my next class, this subhuman near me is trying to impress some femoid by showing her clips of him playing basketball, and she is so uninterested it's not even funny. +If you don't respect my right to exist, I won't respect yours. +i thought i heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier then i remembered the handle was on the outside . +Having deadbeat ass parents is the fucking worst ❗️ +About to get this wig snatched today 🤗 I need a hair cut so bad 😩 +Every time I see a black security guard they are either sat down or on the phone , they have no proffesionalism whatsoever . +If life is just a simulation... Then people with Parkinson's just need to change their sensitivity +They remind me of some of the cunts from my school +I met her in person a month or two ago , she has n't been back on stormfront , I have n't even seen her on AIM lately , I 'd say email is your best hope of contacting her . +How come it’s alright when my mom hits me But when I hit my kids I get in trouble with the cops and their parents +When you tell someone that someone is coming and he asks how many followers he has #peoplewhothinktheymadeit https://t.co/dJFZjbMXdX +We need another petition to make zuck an enemy of USA +The museum of death is so fucking trippy, I wanna go again +i hate how my generations thoughts & views on things is so fucked up +What’s a Germans favorite letter I don’t know but it’s definitely not c +Guess who’s Bl*ck Bl* Bl*ck, Bl*ck again. +Dark Jokes are like eating food If it's in the motive of an African child it's apparently wrong. +You White Brits are under the control of lizard people, take the Roths they never die they just regrow their tails Think about it +What do you call 100 black men in a field? The good old days +It's fucked when I'm angry I'll literally go all guns blazing but if I'm upset you won't even get a word out of me +I'm up @3:30 in the morning because I'm so fucking stressed out. #itsnotfunny +"In My Mind" Gotta be the dumb hoe anthem... +Everyone who's been caught stealing in a Muslim country. Would you please raise your hands. +brb, skipping out of a b-ball game with Obama to whoop @ThatAngryNigga's hoe ass. +But a man's self worth should be related to masculinity. +It bothers me in as much it makes me want to vomit , any white woman who lay down with the beast need not try and come back because `` once you go black you 're not wanted back ! +Hey, he says he wants to conquer the world , not stay home and eat cookies ... he 's obviously got balls to post a picture like that ... more power to him . +OMG!! MY FUCKING LIFE! MY CHILDHOOD! MY TAG TEAM KINGS OF LADDERS!!!! 😍😍😍😍😭😭😭😭 HARDY BOYZ SHIT!!!! #Wrestlemania +If a Mexican and a Pedophile fought, would it be alien vs predator? +When Ryan,Rubio,McCain and Graham all applaud Trump be very worried. +What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike +"""Aye, we need a fresh start."" Old ass radio host: ""Aiight, let see what's the talk on black twitter right now. Tht can be our next segment""" +What's going on with n8thrGr8? Haven't been in here in a while and now all the comments are getting remove. Eli5? +If you rape a prostitute, is it rape, or is it shoplifting? +What’s the similarities between a Nazi crematorium and a microwave? They both cook good snacks. +when I was a little kid I used to be in this school and somehow i spoke to this jew. this dude got a narcissistic laugh out of every blonde joke. his favorite was when the blond went to donate semen by using her mouth as container. sad but it 's blonds fault also to let this happen . +What do you call a group of people fucking Black grapes ? Gan-gr-ape +What's the diffrence between a jew and a bullet? One leaves the chamber. +I often (just a minute ago) tweet useless shit that nobody care. Ain't nobody got time for that Jess smh +Knock Knock Who's there? Candice Candice who? Candice dick fit in your butt +What does any of this have to do with music? +how long does it take a black woman to take out the trash ? months +Hey, I have a Folkwear pattern for that style of shirt which I 've been meaning to make . +Is it rape if we’re both crying? Don’t worry I’m asking for a friend... well uh lawyer... +I hate you... and I love you! It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you! 😣😣😣 +If this post gets 100 upcels by Sunday, I will NoFap and Gymcel on the Monday Lol if this actually happens. +I was gonna fuck my grandma this weekend But I couldn't find my shovel +I wonder if that 's in retaliation for Loyalist mobs attacking Catholic homes with little interference from the PSNI last week . +Anybody else pissed Hillary is walking around today laughing after all the times she lied to the FBI? +The fucking store didn't have chessman cookies and I hate vanilla wafers so I had to improvise and use Lorna Doone cookies 🙄 +"Now I can't speak for everyone....", said the missus Bullshit, she does it all the fucking time. +so a fat cow and a comedian walk into a bar . the bartender says " why , hello ms. schumer . " +a rich man sent a medicine shipment to somalia once it reached the airport inspection , customs rejected it and sent it back ; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal +What's the definition of death row A group of black people +#sexy women naked and horny fucking latina college group sex party http://wwwgangbangxxxvideoscom/ https://t.co/FFCf00pTFI +Why give a bitch ur heart when she'd rather have a purse. Why give a bitch an inch when she'd rather have 9. These hoes aint loyal #lilwayne +And you nonwhites are mostly here to be unjustifiably abusive ? +I like my coffee like I like my women Freshly made and in a small dixie cup +I sure hope most of you realize that what you see on 4Chan will likely never reach your parents, at least for now, and we need to be wise to make the leap from our internet lives to our real lives in order spread our message in a fashion where we change people without going to jail. +What do you get when you mix dirty races with clean races? Modern day Europe. +The company I work for is in need of qualified help . +What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat +Why did the priest force the middle school bully to blow him? Because fuck bullies. +Osca is on a strict diet and I get snapchats of @beffnicholson feeding him fucking quavers 🙄 +Got in a fight my the only friends i had left Hehe ITS LDAR TIME BOYOS +I bet they wouldnt have done that crap to a black person that had black power or those black fists that the panthers use written on his back pack . +Question (about me):: "Where is he this weekend?" Answer:: "He's at a feminist conference. I don't understand why he went; I mean, he's a guy." +Swear nothing good comes out of a doctors mouth, even the good things sound bad. Like no wonder people hate going to you... +WV just give me bad vibes period I think that's why I stay mugging you nut ass mfs now +What is a body building pedophile's 2 favorite things? Protein and pre-teen. Idk if this counts as a "dark joke" I tried to make something new. I haven't seen this joke before +Even my non-cabbage eaters loved this soup. It’s tasty, inexpensive, and can easily be cooked in the slow cooker or on the stove top. +I'm too prideful with guys. Like I could be literally starving for weeks & still not let you buy me a meal +they played this on fox news today.said she went ape schmidt , no pun intended , because they had no baffrooms.fox news sucks but at least people get a couple seconds of real news ......... secondly , ive never heard of a sheboon before.a new specie , from the chimpout family ? +Well, there are many meanings of the word [rape] other than what you're talking about. +Fucked up week im so not looking forward for anything ah +My siste told me I used to try to reenact Usher's My Way video when I was 3 and even tho I don't remember, it sounds about right +Anyone who has not visited the PLE-UK web site for some time is invited to return , as there 's a new introduction there on how `` The history of Britain is the history of those who held living space . '' +...MULTIPLE times you're gunna fuck me selling my number up bc like wtf...? Pathetic +provisional arrangements for disbursing oil revenues from the Development Fund for Iraq …”244 438. Mr Straw attached a revised IPU +Susan Rice - Treason James Clapper - Treason Eric Holder - Treason Bruce Ohr - Treason Hillary Clinton - Treason Peter Strozk - Treason Andrew McCabe - Treason James Comey - Treason Barack Obama - Treason Bill Clinton - Cigars #ReleaseTheMemo #LockThemAllUp +Just got turned on to a website from a friend of mine . +Can yall stop fucking up for cruising craigslist in search of some learning disabilities. +How did Stephen Hawking die Someone DDOSed his piss bag. +.@moldybars congrats on finding that bug. I'm sure gamergate is totes going to care. +"RT @causticbob: Murphy asks Paddy, ""Why are you talking into that envelope?"" Paddy replies, ""I'm sending a voicemail you fucking idiot.""" +Don't like jokes? Unfollow, I don't need your boring ass in my life. +I've found that people that dont follow back are truly boring intellectually +So a woman gives birth, and the nurse gently holds the baby in her hands... Then the nurse violently slams the baby to the wall, smashes his head on the table, throws him to the ground and stomps on him repeatedly. The woman is screaming and crying out: "What did you do to my baby, oh my god!" The nurse picks it up, laughs and says: "Ha, April fools! It was a stillborn." +Favorite moment of #Wrestlemania already is definitely the return of @MATTHARDYBRAND and @JEFFHARDYBRAND . So excited to see them again! +I've never seen the low trac light before. It's been on for over an hour. Fuck this weather. +Son: Hey mom. Why are we getting Christmas presents in July Mom: Because it’s cheaper than chemotherapy +People blow everything out of proportion. Shits annoying. +Will you please go to this link and sign the petition in support of the right of Russian Nationalist to march . +say something bad about my friend again and i wont hesitate to come over to her school and slap your fucking face 😊😘 +"""1. That's insulting because I HATE monkeys, 2. You're a fucking idiot.""" +You just need to get laid. +It could just be vanity and not wanting to be seen wearing a hearing aid as maybe they see it as an `` old persons '' thing . +i honestly dont know why i set an alarm because jerome wakes me up every morning before it even goes off😒😂 +What do you call a white person who likes to eat crackers? A cannibal. +I had a blunt waiting for me for when I got home & I get here to find out my mom fucking smoked it 😠 +3. Why would Assad use it 6 days after Trump declared that we would leave him in power. And why did he deny the use right after? +People suffering from Obstructive Jaundice should be called Simpsons Also because they can predict their deaths +parents are such cheap fucks i punched a hole in the wall like $10 worth of damage and they're wanting $500 for it my mother is jewish so it's no surprise +"What are we to say of a nation which lives under the perpetual delusion that it is about to be attacked?" +What's a dent in a gastank? A jewish escape attempt. +You better check to see who's behind you before you bend over like that. +I CANT BELIEVE POLLY WENT TO THAT DAMN CRAZY HOUSE +Why don't the Congolese multitask? They only have on hand +Fatcel Hypothetically if a fatcel becomes a Chad after losing weight, what can they do to support their incel brothers? +What's a suicide bombers favourite genre of music? Pop. +women can sense over "bad vibes" and reddit post history, but not when someone wants to beat them up=? +LOLOL THE FIRST THING HE SAYS +What do you do after licking the softest, sweetest pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib +My boss is so fucking picky I want to slap him with this sheet of paper +Once I move my TV back into my bedroom I'll be catching up on some Professional Wrestling don't worry I'm not taking a huge hiatus like before I'm back for good I'll be posting my thoughts on the landscape of Wrestling on here +For what it's worth, happy 10,000+ member count! +my spring break starts this saturday, i cant fucking wait anymore +GamerGate is trying to do damage control, hard. I don't think they realize that there's nothing left for them to salvage. +To people who glamorize mental illness, please let me know when my anxiety attack starting at 9:45 AM is supposed to be beautiful... +I feel so poorly but i gotta push myself for college tomorrow even though ill feel even worse after it LOL +What did the Alabama sheriff say after he saw a black guy with seventeen shotgun blasts in his back? "Worst case of suicide I have ever seen!" +IM PUMPIN STRAIGHT COFFEE INTO MY VEINS AND GETTING EXCITED TO DRAW WHEN WILL THE CAFFEINE HIT ME SO ILL FINALLY BE AWAKW +I love fat bitches. That's my fucking problem. @RooDee_Poo +Why do Jews have such big noses? Air is free +Wife: I seriously can’t believe you had sex with my sister! Husband: Well she was just lying there naked in my office, what the hell was I supposed to do? Wife: The fucking autopsy you sick fuck! +Almost got caught fucking this girl Good thing I left the orphanage quick enough. +A disease is a lack of ease So if a woman is hard to get, then you can call her a disease. At least that is what Elliot Rogers did +Here comes this bad bitch with the worst hair cut and vocabulary on earth. @TheWalkingDead +.@MrsKParrish Call me sexist but I can't stand Erin Andrews (or any most female sports announcer for that matter) #heelsdontbelongonthefield +I like my women like the way I like my KFC About 30 bucks for me and my 8 friends to put are greasy bones in it! +"@Mew2th @MewtwoDiscord @MistakeZss insulting mistake for being ""carried"" and ranting on discord for forever. You dont know shit son" +RT @elchavaloko: @_WhitePonyJr_ @saucygyro @Buckm00se so you gonna believe me,a cripple or a fuckn hippo?? +That burrito place is good, but I don't eat in because more than 5 minutes in that place & you smell like a Mexican. +It is highly doubtful the Homo Sapiens went North . +WHO IS AWAKE? CLICK ON THAT MOTHER FUCKING LIKE BUTTON! +I may not be British but I signed your petition to leave the EU +"Disobedient dog" = what a Jamaican calls a well trained dog. +SHIP''S HATCH COVER MADE INTO A COFFEE TABLE In oak with steel suppo... Lot 1068 https://t.co/IKTyroAdCc https://t.co/WSZw26f3vG +Hyper-masculinity What do you think about feminists trying to push a overly masculine man as the basis of their arguments? +I like my coffee how I like my woman Without other men’s dicks in it +Thoroughly enjoying getting to know what an ice pick headache feels like, yes yes. Oh, a stress thing? That I can do nothing about? Ace. +"I guess words are better than actions for the ones that like to here the fake ""i love you's"" .... Whateves i guess" +@hi_imkadie I wouldn't know cause i don't fuck with these hoes +Don't fucking hmu between 3-7pm or am Bitch Im sleep. +HENNYWAY...... isn't it just FUNNY how the smart/sardonic white best friend always gets more love than the kinda hearted poc main character +This is definitely the most informal thread I have read about the jewish problem one thing I dont understand is the fact that most jews seem pretty white and the bible says king David had red hair is there a difference in the dna of most jews and europeans or is it mainly a just their condensening holier than thou attitude . +I love my family, love my freedom, I love my country, I love my President! +They are completely different from us and should not be living within sight of us , go back to Africa and die out . +I'll be honest I just feel like being nice and kind doesn't really get you far, I could be wrong but that's from personal experience!! +I know you're a lesbian, but why do you have to be so masculine? +Sometimes, when I'm at my lowest, I find myself wishing that my Dad had pulled out.. It's always super messy when I go to poop later. +Ram Temple in Ayodhya will be built.. by my estimates before 2025. 2nd thing I want to say here is - SUPREME COURT IS A PUSSY! +I hope you get everything you wanted and that you chose, i hope that its the realest thing that you ever know +Favstar_Bot: BigRadMachine 10 ❤️s! Your tweet has been liked by 10 people. https://t.co/OM9tfhKwLC https://t.co/Nkjvef5yHQ +Don't put on the cape unless you're prepared to be the hero. Sorry, dude. You're not the hero. You're the villain. +hey how ya doin , my buddy showed me this place last night and ive been checkin it out , im getting ready to move to alabama later this month if i can get my yahoo to connect ill send ya a message , might half to log into chat thow . +Is there any on here old enough to remember white Canada ? +No, ignoring him means not responding. Your choices are to either explain why their comment wasn't relevant, or move on to another one. Cluttering up the conversation with unproductive one-word answers isn't one of those. +Christmas not so far just a few days God is God Lord is Lord and we all must stay safe under what roof you all may travel too praying that there will be no terrorist attack this year bur fear of the las Vegas shooter being american with ties to IsIs we must await to see how influence our nation been +Every day I wake up and am personally attacked by the fact that frat dudes have invaded the world of indie music +What did Pennywise the clown said to the white boy? There are no refugees down here. +There are literally over a thousand people brigading us right now on a saturday night Really makes you think +If you think you hate niggers now, wait until you have to deal with one from haiti. +Learn to count to five Then try to count to seven Count to five again +Perhaps consider asking a friend to put up a/some flyers that show him and say that he is a statuatory rapist who preys on underage white girls ! +"These promposals make me mad even at my age because my promosal was my exboyfriend saying ""Can I wear a cane to prom"" 🙄🙄🙄 Aggy ass 😂😂😂" +@liz6153 I think you're right, it's the same nonsense over and over. When you call them on these 'facts' absolutely… https://t.co/Ek82hisnUv +These bitches gotta realize that "their nigga" WANTS ME 😂 if he doesn't now he did several occasions before 😴 +You hoes give me more and more reasons everyday to stay my ass single for another 2 years +Which super saiyan character from dragon ball z was stephen hawking? -Vegita Nah jk white ppl aren't monkeys +Cheesy Racist Joke from an old B Rated Action Movie +see my holofakes series for many reasons the holocaust was FAKED put holofakes into the gab searchbar +If you're not a tall white man and have a tinder account, delete it NOW And maybe contemplate suicide if that's your thing, fuck me, no fucking matches in months, I should end my fucking life. +When the entire non-White world is breathing down your neck waiting for an opportunity to kill you , anything you do to protect yourself is self-defense . +how do you know your sister is on her period ? your dad 's dick taste like blood +that steve harvey flint water joke was not in good taste well that 's the exact point he was trying to make about their shitty water . +i went to look for a nico card for max but got distracted looking at her cards bc .Damn she really does have some nice looking cards hdbsjs +what 's the difference between stephen hawking and the computer he 's hooked up to ? the computer runs +What do you call an incel who obtains a DUI after a drunken night out? Behindbars +It's fucked up how a nigga think he has control over you just because your having his kid. +White students barred from meeting at Ryerson University because they were not ‘racialized’ +I'm thinking of going to various subreddits and threatening to kill myself if a female doesn't volunteer to sleep with me. +Dear numerous teachers accusing me of me skipping... What do I have to gain for missing a week, in which I was bedridden; sick as all hell? +your female psychologist makes fun of you when she is with her friends she makes fun of you, she doesnt care about you, if you are suicidal and you cant afford her services anymore she will told you 'fuck you' because she cares about your money +“@lovelyatotheb: This guy said he's slept with 300 girls.. Oh ok let me puke now.”I know a girl that had 70 dudes slut/whore not hoe +i dont get to newport very often but whenever i do go its got loads of asians wandering around , mostly muslim by the looks of them. i live a couple of valleys over from there . +Joke: Why are autistic kids good electricians? Because they know how to light up a school. +Thank you for your kind words toward my nation , my friend You are always welcome here - as a friend and as a brother ... we will see each other on WNN also +Where do all the niggers live? Niger +Please if yo mom or dad works in Vehicle licensing send me a DM. I'm stuck with the fucking police. I have questions. +I know this cat breeder in China, He runs a nice restaurant on the side. He's drowning in customers, last I talked to him he'd gotten his paws on alot of cash. +FUCKIN' SEE YA @Ztd619Dupuis +Chaos hunting chaos-hunting rippling in the wake of stasis Punctuated equilibrium Shatter Selection Reflection Equilibrium +Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One comes out of the oven +How many groceries can you scan on an emo kid’s arm? None. He cut vertically. +Watching the EFF take notice of wadhwa and it is deliciousssss #stopwadhwa2015 +where do black people get their water nicaragua +Worcester Train 527 (6:20pm from S Station) departed S Station & is operating 5-15 minutes late en route to Worcester #mbta +Got 1 baby mama no bitch no wife .... +If there is a point where you're so sleep-deprived that it's dangerous to be out in the workforce, I am there. It is me. +I miss the thrill of leaving my n64 on overnight for like two weeks because I had no memory card and needed to beat pokemon snap +Exhausting is okay. It means you're in the game. You're on the way up and you're not on the way down. - Lee Rosen #quote +you can't be hard on yourself, for these were the cards that you were given so you have to understand that these like That's not who you are +The police are like a box of chocolates... They kill your dog. +Today one of my students spoke loudly and openly about how it's unfair that women get shit for doing No Shave November. There is hope. +I called a suicide hotline in Afghanistan They got excited and asked if I could fly a plane +If you not lickin toes you a basic bitch.. And I can't fuck with a basic bitch +I wanna be fucked ! I'm there- https://t.co/40zXWi9AzV https://t.co/n7dqppJxnb +a white woman and a black man are dancing at a club . and after a while , things start to get hot and heavy . after some heavy kissing and petting , the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night . when the couple arrives at the woman ’s apartment , they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other , preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other . however , the white woman , curious as she was , asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants , “ before you take them off … .is it true what they say about black guys ? ” with a suave yet sinister look , he looked into her eyes and said “ baby , of course . ” he then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse . +#ReleaseTheMemo #ShutItDown #SchumerShutdown #VoteThemOut #2018Primary +You can come out to Calgary , we have a good group here that is very against drugs and the drug culture . +fuck u/IHeartAni and fuck you guys who gave that bipolar whore attention +cripplecreek69 comments on Dick steals a home run ball from grandma (apparently /r/rage is an srs sub) +"RT @teachertechpaul: ""Resilient idiots are very dangerous in schools"" Aaron Tate at #etc2017kk" +My account showed wired activity after my last thread Sounds like the fbi to me,should i be worried? +Matthew has called me a beautiful princess 4 times today and I don't plan on correcting him any time soon +What do you call a fuctioning member of the black society? Imagination +I have so many jokes about black people... ...but none of them work! +What do you call a black guy with no hands? A man of trust. +battered women . sounds delicious ! +I find it super hard to take whatever positive things people say about me Especially when they're from women I just don't think they're truthful and are only trying to make me feel better +What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox 360 have in common? They're both black and white and they let little kids turn them on. +Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again +Fucking hate sneezing and what has set me off I have no idea🙄🙄🙄🙄 +knock , knock knock , knock . who 's there ? dave . dave who ? * dave proceeds to breakdown into tears as his grandmother 's alzheimer has progressed to the point she can no longer remembers him * +Dude my thesis class is on transhumanism and I'm so fucking stoked. +Could a Norwegian poster give us Non Norwegains a quick run through of the likely or possible turnout of the Election . +what does pink floyd and princess dianna have in common ? they both had a massive hit with the wall . +NATIONAL FUCKING CHAMPS BABY!!!! #FUCKGONZAGA #FUCKDOOK #FUCKKENTUCKY +My dad left for the store when I was twelve and never came back. Just kidding. I'm not black. +Vancouver ( Burnaby , Richmond , Surrey ) I guarantee are worse than Calgary . +Close margin tweet: @ArkDems have a shot in 2018 to flip a seat they lost by 164 votes. Look. at. these. margins. https://t.co/Sjs8QTreUR +what do the twin towers and genders have in common ? there used to be two but now it 's too offensive to talk about . +Sorry, you can't do this trip with your high school friends... Sorry, you can't qualify for scholarships... Sorry, you can't work here... Sorry, you can't open a bank account... Sorry, you can't live here. +Lock this post if you support the lynching of blacks Get fucked +Are you Chinese? Then what ARE you? Because you don't look like us. +Me:: "I have some good news for you, but you can't tell anyone!" Friend:: "Oh, you're not gay anymore?" The good news was that I had been made a prefect at school. +Submissive Synonyms: amenable, biddable, compliant, conformable, docile, law-abiding, obedient, tractable +I cant hate, i cant love, i cant do anything All I can do is rot in misery +I like my women like how I like yeast Inbred +I'm an incel female I only get 200 different guys messaging me a day, and Chad didnt even look at me in class today, omg im such an incel guys i'm just like you +Brady heard yall say he was washed, now he washing the league on you hoe ass niggas. +Hey Ok so want to know when was the last time you eat potatoes and what was the last time you talk to a girl? +Why are Africans surgeons favourite patients? They don't have to worry about them remaining nil by mouth. +RT @signoftria: Wow...If OBAMA HAD AN IDIOT TWIN SISTER👇 https://t.co/fPMDyW3z11 +If a nigga is watching Love and HipHop instead of the playoffs he gay denna bitch +Why was the police dog licking his own asshole? To get the taste of nigger out of his mouth. +For #BBNajia not too have problems they finally decided too give tokunbo a challenge too instead of the grand prize +Whats the difference between a shitbucket and a blackguy? the bucket +Referring to "ret****d drivers," to boot. @CharlesssChan Worrrrrrd. Especially middle aged women. #notsexist #truthdoe +Translations, reality to leftist: referencing black crime rate ="racism" non-pc views ="hate speech" hating whites ="pro-diversity" harboring crims ="sanctuary city" segreg by Right ="segregation" segreg by Left ="safe spaces" blk USA hater ="activist" blk USA lover ="Uncle Tom" +Uh, @twitter @safety? I am displeased that you want me to reply to these emails with more details when I file a report. +Whats the difference between a priest and acne the acne waits until the child is twelve to come all over their face +I saw an autistic kid in a camo jacket today... I said to my friend, "Hey! Look! It's the special forces!" +@kieffer_jason is that all you have to say you sound like a little bitch nagging and shit where u be at +These hoes ain't loyal 👋 +After a suicide at my university, a woman complains about a suicidal male friend, telling people to be careful about confiding in a friend about depression and "don't push it" +Im gonna break every mirror in my house Ill never see my face again +What kind of lice kill black people? Po lice. +Guess we Yanks gave them a hel-uva attitude adjustment at Hiroshima . +If I had 5$ for every gender... I would have 10$ and a lot of counterfeit money. +To quote Papa John’s, if better ingredients make better pizzas, does it not also follow that better people make better countries? +G20 statement says all member countries except the United States are committed to Paris climate deal. +The only way to avoid a civil war is to purge the cucks and remold the Republican Party into a a strong, patriarchal force that will win elections, take over the the national political apparatus, and give the Jews, shitlibs, and feminists a massive spanking until they finally behave. +"is telling you that you are worthless, ask yourself ""if I am all those things then why isn't he leaving me the hell alone?""" +Customer: I need a twin for < $80 Me: Cool, try these C: These are crappy M: Here are some nicer ones C: I don't wanna spend that much 😑😑😑 +Look at you lying ass bitches couldn't finish school stripping on ya mind ass bitches +my mexican friend just rented a studio apartment . i gave him a thousand dollars as a house warming gift . i figure that will cover the key copying bill . +Guests use my Aria. I get emails w/their weight. Sometimes, when we're playing card games, I'll silently mouth the number at them. I win. +How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dads dick tastes like blood. +Just bought my mum tickets to see Take That that she went on about wanting to go to allll weekend and bless her she's so excited 🙊 +How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost his Wi-Fi signal. +#DraftBernie ppl mite wanna wake up and realize that Bernie is still the same dude who ENDORSED THE PERSON WHO STOLE the D primary Same dude +dimetrodone: iwannabeadored: wugaazi: That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would... https://t.co/yzbJ80Rakx +DAE hate it when they cut up vegetables and there's extra bits that you can't eat So you stand there, thinking 'What am I suppose to do with this wheelchair?". +if you cant handle me at my worst then you probably cant handle me at all because im a fuckin nightmare 24/7! +What is Columbus favorite nursery rhyme? One little indian. +The article about the man who was raped and expelled from his university has been taken down after hitting the front page and receiving 4k+ upvotes +I like my women like I like my shirts, Ironed and hanged in the wardrobe. +how i view lesbian relationships . in full hd . +Statute of limitations for reporting possible golf violations should be considered. Rules say when competition is closed. Revisit that! +Hey Members, we are going to be setting up a big screen on Sat April 22 @ 6pm to watch Fittest on Earth: A Decade... https://t.co/bTUagHzzsT +New rule No swearing, the puppers don't like edit: thanks for the gold, kind strangler +So you would refuse even other Nordic whites fleeing the brown chaos in the south ? +It's a lot of fat bitches at this party I'm we at right now my outfit way too much fire to be at a function like this +RT @WatDaFckYouMean: Can't give these hoes a inch cuz they'll try to take mile +i hope baby saccone-joly is called something totally rad like aoife or something really cool like that +RIP Lori Klausustis RIP Mary Jo Kopechne RIP 134 USS FORTESTAL sailors +"The voters who put the president in office are still out there, and they are reaching the point of frustration where they might just be ready to send him some new allies in the House and the Senate to get his agenda through if the old Republican crowd can’t get the job done." +Why do girls always say "why are you doing this to me?" whenever we have sex +What’s the difference between a trash eating mongrel and a slave? Nothing. They’re both coons. +Lunch with female coworkers = helltime I was having lunch with some femoid coworkers and I had to seat there and eat my food hearing they talk about their weekends and partners (one of them is fucking degenerate), All the time all I could think was to take a knife and stab them, god I hate myself and I hate femoids. +Sometimes I'll cut a jawn off just for being so damn stupid +MoNique made a whole fucking career offa call slim girls "Skinny bitches". She lost the weight (BECAUSE IT WAS UNHEALTHY) and now she's done +ASK YOUR Self who controls Europe who let's Muslim invader in mayor of London and open Society foundation George Soros pays for the policy and politicians of United kingdom , make British deport them. +Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? Because every race starts with a white man firing a gun. +Isaiah 46: 9-10 9 Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me, 10 Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure: +"Girls have hit on me in the past but I was too stupid too realize it" tfw I have never even achieved THAT +I miss my middle eastern friend. It sucks he is gone he really was the bomb + Breitbart is pro-Israel/ jew, that automatically makes them controlled opposition and not a true ally of ours even if they post some true stuff. +I love my humanities professor so much he always asks about the book I'm reading and genuinely listens to ask questions AW +Me (Asian girl at a concert):: Yeah, I'm a research assistant for a professor, and I get paid minimum wage. Older white man in front of me (takes a look at me):: Well you're probably helping to cure cancer right? Me:: No, that's not what my professor does. Older white man:: Oh, what does he do? Me:: SHE is a feminist medieval scholar who researches French manuscripts from the Middle Ages. Yes, women can be scholars and no, not every Asian is a scientist. +My sister told her ex that she hopes he meets a bad bitch, fucks her, and then finds out it's the mom he never knew. +Him:: Hey what are you? Me:: If you mean what nationality I am, I'm Mexican Him:: There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you parents aren't gardeners Me:: Him:: I'm just kidding......You're sensitive about race! I was pissed off. +What do you call a bunch of black people hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment. +Unfortunately I 'm over by Houston.Funny.I was born in Bastrop , La. +To this date , none of Dr. Martin L King 's children have had children of their own . +3 door, AWD... +So where do you know each other from? +Any of you know if kingsman is a good movie? +The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our individuality and live in another’s world. +How do you get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy. +Just like the bumper stickers in the 80s... FUCK IRAN +That said, the fucking MOMENT I hear anyone's protesting downtown, I am THERE. +Two Bills walk into a bar Nobody remembers anything. +The simple fact of the matter is that if every incel in this sub was an 8+/10 male, this sub wouldn't exist There's simply no way around it. +Shoutout to all those people that emailed FreeBSD thinking that they were my employer. Oh wait, that's still happening. +How can you be like "don't give a fuck" when nobody gives a fuck about you Just be confident bro +Having a high level of toxicity in your community can lead to more serious cases of harassment and abuse, so we need to tackle this head on. +That's good I wish there was someone standing for my interests where I live , but as it stands now that is not likely to ever happen . +my wife and i planned on committing suicide together . but when she killed herself things started to look a lot more positive . +no I still think the cabinet reshuffle was an April fools joke.Maybe Zuma didn't wana pull the stunt on the day cz it would make it obvious. +I'm not racist but All in the Family >> The Jeffersons +She fuckin wit a young niggah +My daughters new friend has just come around. I knew I should have put more rohypnol in her juice box. +If you think black people are disgusting, lock the comments. Yup I knew it! No secrets.. +Your point that racism and sexism are at similar levels for me is a bit extreme... that is just what I'm saying. +Niggaz irrational these days...Quick to jump bad bout a bitch... +The average normie/boomer conservative is such a retard that all they need to hear is a few buzzwords like muh democracy, freedom, individual rights, and like a goldfish with a 5 second memory, jump right back in bed with the John McCains and Lindsay Grahams of the world to agitate war against Iran. +Them quiet girls be hoes to watch out +I hate my height I hate being 165cm(5'5). +Being a coward will close so many doors for you. Stand for yourself and use your influence and power you have :) +"God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets, Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;" (Hebrews 1:1-2) +hitler did a lot of bad things . but on the plus side , he also gave us years of joke material . +Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.” ― Winston Churchill Bob Hope, About the bikini: "Never had so little done so much for so many.” ― Bob Hope +Mod Dark's Kinlist -Darkiplier -Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic X) -Thomas Jefferson (Hamilton) (DONT CALL ME FACTKIN!!!!! IT IS FICTIONKIN!!!!!) +I must be black I been locked up faster than a black man walking down the street +Im doing better alone, still hurts when im checking my phone knowing your out fucking a clone but im off🎶 +So I'm cutting ya cake like it's my birthday, you dropping vanillaaaaa😍👅 told you Ima pussy killaaaa🎶🤤 +I'm the biggest redskins dam right now if they get this stop +The intensity of my Bankhead bounce as I said "we know these bitches cuz we be traveling"... +This show has an uneasy relationship w/ femininity & toughness. Real tired of toughness being associated with balls and dicks 🙄#shotsfired +Thought I told you not to trust these hoes +I'm so god damn sick of normies growing beards then thinking their chadtier +What's the difference between 9-11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 17 years +Not only do women not date ugly people they hate them +I was talking to this fat kid on the internet... then I realized it was satcho -ashton +Why is there cotton at the bottom of drug bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers. +Aaron Hernandez C/W said w/oBradley you could convict🤣🤣🤣In what world?All C/W witnesses were torning apart!Pre-judge of AH&AB's lies keys +Girl, are you school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you +RT @KINGTUNCHI_: You bitches ain't a #100 +Tell these hoes I love them just to fuck em +What do you call two black people in a sleeping bag? A Twix +"Why whenever something happens it's always that one person ""y'all didn't care when..."". Yes. We did. You just didn't care. It's ok." +The SOBs didn't even invite me to one party....she broke my heart I sat here for 4 yrs listening to her screw...wtf? That's fucked up +As soon as i get a little smarter , i 'll figure out how to attach pics if this one did n't work . +Whats the hardest part about raping your grandma? Putting her back in the coffin +today's the day where every girl on ig decides to tell us she's pregnant and thinks we'll be surprised +The Developer Policy needs an update that allows us to filter non-promoted tweets. Twitter clients continue to have bugs w/large block lists +I wouldn't mind if a psycho female killed me after sex It would be so efficient to have the only two things I want happen one after the other. +"//region ""region name"" code //endregion to organize #android #code in #AndroidStudio, make #androiddeveloper life easy.🚀🔥" +What is the difference between spinach and sodomy? There's none. Even with butter, children don't like it. +Black The real joke is in the comments. +Go for it , I was out of high school for nine years before I went back to school to get my bachelors in graphic arts and 3D design . +I have 17 kids. All named after WoW characters. @devslashzero @GamingAndPandas @shoe0nhead +If nobody got me, I GOT ME 🤞🏾I'm down for ME. I'm loyal to ME. I take care of ME. I motivate ME. It'll always be ME 💯 +Romo fucked over the Texans on the way out 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 +An American man goes to a German restaurant. At the end of his meal he orders dessert. He decides to have an apple strudel. When he tastes it, he says, “Wow, those Germans really know how to use an oven” +What do you call A what’s app group that nobody speaks in and is full of students Parkland +Wasn't it the Government in the Congo that was at war with the gorillas a while back because the gorillas were `` threatening their superiority '' ? +It pains me that I secretly crush up pills and put them in grandma's meals But I'd be fucked if I got her pregnant +RT @BaabyD_: lol im off this brooo. bitches janky. 😭😂💯 +Probably, especially if they are legitimate refugees from a war conflict , as opposed to the fake black and brown refugees that are flooding the country now . +Lifetime always showing some movie with some crazy ass person +I try and avoid shops owned by.or employing non.whites too . +Typical I ask norman about the party tonight and norman leaves me on read (Quite a while ago, this isn't me overreacting after 30 seconds). +"RT @THEKIDMERO: ""BLAH BLAH THE BRONX WACK THE BRONX WACK YALL UGLY YALL DIRTY"" - A NIGGA WHO CHAIN IS AROUND A STRANGERS NECK ON E TREMONT" +That's a plot twist... that's a fucking plot twist +Waifus are the solution Why go for 3D when you can have 2D +Hey You want to know whats funny? Yes +""" I've realized that I'm probably just perfect & it's everybody else around me that's got issues. "" - Scott Disick" +A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground The priest see a kid playing on the swings and says “mmm...we should fuck that kid” And the rabbi says “I agree, but out of what?” +Age diversity is the new HR challenge. Supporting personnel managers with innovative educational resources to address new needs #staytuned +Why don’t black people go one free cruises? They are not falling for that one again +These days being slim is considered a taboo A MuSlim, that is. +All of that is collateral damage of the great white genocide and we 're paying the price in many forms : our people loose unity , turn to alcohol or loneliness , stress and being unhappy etc .. +Whats a slur for a half-white and half black person? A er, the black side stole the crack +If I had to describe Mass Effect to someone, I'd say it's basically a more violent Oregon trail with aliens and sudoku. +being single is boring as hell but being in a relationship is annoying as hell. +Well it's not like I'm not used to the braves or (any of my teams for that matter) letting me down a lot. +i've gone to my own prom, it was boring, uneventful, and painfully awkward. the thing that kept me sane was my seating arrangement. +Hey brother did I beat you to 100 haha Have a good day man @Shadowless +Trying to get used to putting together and sticking to a project roadmap, since I'll likely be working with others on this soon. +To all you on here who hate white people (I've noticed the huge increase recently): What did white people do to you that makes you hate them to the extent you want to genocide them? +What is the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face +salad so , i walk in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber . i shout ” fuck , seriously ? ” “ i was going to eat that later , now it ’s just going to taste like salad . ” +Boohoo I don't want to be a girl because of entirely stupid and shallow reasons. +But you don't look Jewish! +Having recently traveled to London I was disgusted by how non-white the city had become . +Bottom line The Trump's have sacrificed everything for the People & Dems/Rinos have sacrificed the People to get everything for themselves. +Its over if you live in the Netherlands Average Height men : 6'1 Its over +Alice took advantage of me last night...... that bitch won't tonight!!!!! +I'll edit out a few of the most revealing images . +At a time of universal deceit the truth is a revolutionary act! +I found a great way to get rid of ants Just find the colony, get a can of black spray paint, and spray it down. Eventually the ants will realize they're black, stop working, and kill each other off. +I keep these hoes in check until they bounce +Chad On the off chance one of you has a son, would you ever consider naming him chad so as he might have a better chance in life & not be forced into an existence of sub-humanity and sadness? +What’s the best kind of girlfriend? An Arab, because she’s always ready to blow. +lolllll local news just used the phrase "cyber hackers". Thank you for the clarification; I assumed you meant lumberjacks. +Daily reminder that you need to be more tolerant towards people who want to cut your head off. +"Flex Tape, the super strong tape that grips on tight and never gets off!" "Just like my wife!" +i skyped David last night and it made me realize how much a week can change a person (and how terrible teenage boys are) +Imagine, nicki has a snapchat account. She add me. She sends snaps to me everyday 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 +I like my eggs like I like my women. Brown, kidnapped and beaten to death. +Someone please tell me why I hear a cat meowing in Somewhere in Neverland. @AllTimeLow please tell me if I'm fucking crazy or not 😂 +Daily Reminder: Muscles and height can never compensate for an ugly face +My Dad successfully piloted a plane to safety after the pilots had health issues He was the new pilot of flight 93 +If you're interested in working on solutions, we'd love to have your help. However, I can spot a flail for media attention from a mile away. +Life= parents + lessons + school + friends + significant others + heartbreak + selfishness + superiority thinking + crying + healing= LOVE +I know one thing , no white should ever give one nickel or a second thought to Africa for they have repaid good with evil . +These are the latest statistics , Ethnic groups : Irish 87.4 % , other white 7.5 % , Asian 1.3 % , black 1.1 % , mixed 1.1 % , unspecified 1.6 % ( 2006 census ) , so even if that seven percent was all poles , if you add up all the mud races , it would be equivalent . +"RT @HughGoesThere: Just met this idiot who pronounces it ""pecan"" instead of ""pecan.""" +The Israelis knocked down 150 sites hosted by 1st Amendment , 75 of which were pro-white , including mine . +Subtweettweettweettweet cuz skinny niggah but my dick long +Well @panerabread you really let me down by not giving me a heads up on getting rid of my favorite salad... +They say laughter is the best medicine Who else got kicked out of the child cancer ward for laughing too loud? +Favorite phrase of the day: "Democrooks and Dixiecrats" +i love the way hillary clinton shits herself on stage shes really funny takes bathroom humor to the next level haha its really cool +I envy those who successfully commit suicide and escape inceldom. +Does anyone else expect the end game of all these harassment claims and the #MeToo garbage is an attempt to criminalize normal sexuality at the same time pleasure androids and rank perversions are being normalized? +Can I speak to a man? +That shows how people underestimate ya boy soo much, but I'll never change for nobody. I'ma make it being myself. +ain't the bitch Mimi still wit Gay ass Nikko???? +who was jfk 's least favorite barber ? lee harvey oswald . he took too much off the top . +Getting pink put through my hair again after being a Blondie for a while. Getting my hair done always cheers me up 😊 +i just thought of a line ( or what ever it 's called ) that a pedo could say . if it 's old enough to pee it 's old enough for me . +Glad I spent all those years dancing and building strong legs so I could use those muscles to claim my space on public transport +What's the one thing pedophiles do right? Drive slowly near schools. +Honestly have no clue what I would do without @itshann24. She's my literal day one. So so thankful to have her💘 +Through the jungle of hate and over the snakes and enemies, get to your goal. Fuck em. They can't stop you. 💯 +A bad book is just like a sick pet. Eventually you feel like putting it down +The absolute fucking state of the replies to this tweet should give Tommy a big clue why he's forever associated wi… https://t.co/GZ4UL3Ptsv +I will walk up to asian girls with a knife in one hand and my dick in the other, and threaten to cut off my dick if they don't sleep with me. +Roses are red Violets are blue All Stacies are for Chads And none for you +yahoo.com/entertainment/foxs-smith-avoids-story-covered-heavily-colleagues-222413512.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=1_16 … Fox News said Smith was "one of the most valued and talented journalists" at their network. +Let my sadness stay with me. No point letting fellow humans meddle with it. Only God's love can change it into happiness. 💗 #faith #Christ +Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road She forgot to wear her seatbelt +People, who stutter, what are they good at? Retweet LMAO +Back of a bus on a truth or dare when I was in high school , when a moment seem to last forever . +Well guess I know a bunch of hoes then. GONE BRING YA #BaldPussy #HoeAss 2 ELEMENTS TONIGHT THO… http://t.co/4g85sn1AFx +Reminder to take a shower It helps with confidence edit: go to gym before for best results! +Hi Miss [woman with a PhD], do you know where Dr. [male colleague without a PhD]'s office is? +I like my women how i like my cheese Yellow, chopped up, and left to age for five years. +John McCain died Hypocrite, he always said he was pro life. +what do you call three white men sitting on a bench nba +I'm not surprised. I wish I was. GamerGate turned a talk about anti-harassment into a live demonstration. #girldevweek +Make the best of the west coast. Enter to win everything you need to plan an epic drive up the scenic west coast: https://t.co/HpoPJbKdOE +My girlfriend is having an abortion and I've decided to make it a party! If you're interested in coming, it's at the top of the stairs. Don't tell her though, it's a surprise party! +Bring a niggah some icecream +@starstryder Of course the government going bleed them dry for some profit over educational strength , +Did you hear the score in the Egypt v Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t. +"How tragic you choose to ""date"" guys with girlfriends what a fucking nightmare for you" +Which public speech platform have you had the worse experience with being shadow banned and/or banned fully? +When I die I want to die like my grandfather, in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. +What's the difference between my wife and my cat? I can unsuspectingly put my cock in the cats mouth and it won't scream rape +my sister said the most offensive shit to me today even she knows how ugly I fucking am when we all were talking she literally said "you shouldn't even think about finding a girlfriend until you finish school and make a lot of money" EVEN THOUGH SHES HAD LIKE 3 BOYFRIENDS IN UNIVERSITY even my family knows I wont be able to get a girl unless I betabux, i hate this fucking world +Killing a woman that turns out to pregnant is like finding a curly fry in your chips A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one +YOU do not control the lives of Whites by taking over their nations and forcing multiculturalism upon them against their will . +I remember when the sanctuary @ Beatties Fd Rd. went PITCH black & @BishopCRAJr kept preaching. Church went all the way up! @TPCCharlotte +Male virgin shaming is totally accepted on reddit while you will be banned for slutshaming +DUR 1 AGS 8 [Top 7th] [0 Out] [0 balls] [0 strikes] ... No one on [P: Carlos Chavez] [B: #51 Jesus Vega] +What do you call it when an atomic bomb is dropped on the hood? Niggasaki +It's too bad you'll never have kids, since you're a lesbian. +Like seriously until Helen Thomas what Obama did wasn't even technically possible, so let's not get our testicles in a bunch +I think having our own venue for our gatherings and events has helped build a good community of like minded people and with a comfortable place for us to promote our message to the people in attendance . +TECHNAWLIGY My grandad said people rely too much on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support. +How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty. +Thanks for following @croftyization @eradicate_liberalism @AnalJihad @Vanderleun @mohamedabbas +What's the difference between your mom going shopping and your dad going shopping? When my mom goes shopping, she leaves first thing in the morning and she gets back at dinner time with a car full of groceries. But my dad, he went out for cigarettes five years ago and he still isn't home yet. +teachers need to watch their damn mouth before they get popped this isn't 1956 honey I will end your career you will get NO retirement...🙂😘 +If you are talking about Alexander the Great then yes . +"""The first thing a future world champ needs to be taught is to be lucky. And luck is a woman you must learn to seduce.""" +"C is for ""Coconut"" (2017) #atozchallenge @AprilA2Z #atozchallenge2017 https://t.co/fBnEpupWLI via @simplymarquessa" +I know of at least 3 people that are dealing with police today after being doxxed on 8chan. Trying to be available if I'm needed. +Makes you wonder how we invented anything at all and built nations that were the envy of the brown world when our countries were mostly white . +What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. +YOU bitches think your so fine and away take a good look into the mirror baby doll YOUR no hot item EITHER woman are bitches +I really fail to understand the mentality of a White conservative who is not a White Nationalist A simple study of how the majority of Negros and Mexicans vote and their birthrates and it is obvious they will lose their country in one generation if they don't choose White Nationalism +If WW3 breaks out, us incels will be in the front lines dying while chad takes all the glory Also if another world war does happen this generation is fucked because everyone is too sensitive and a bunch of pussies +Because if Elliot Rodger had killed just ONE woman who had rejected him for a date, it would not be national news. #YesAllWomen +What is another term for Islamophobia? Common sense. +my favorite thing about all of this is there are people who genuinely believe this is a good thing for memphis basketball +"So: 'wag magpanic, hindi ito precursor ng ""The Big One,"" though it doesn't take away that MM might be soon due for it. Exercise caution!" +For what though? So I can go home and sit in my fucking head. UGH +FUCKING HELL SOMEONE GET ME TO @edsheeran S CONCERT TONIGHT... MY HUSBAND IS HERE AND IM MISSING HIS FUCKING CONCERT I WILL CRY FOR YEARS!!! +If I can get my hands on a US & Vietnam flag sticker patch my bomber would look sick as hell 😬 +"The real story of #PowerRangers is how a creepy ""juice bar"" owner hangs out with teens all day without any other adults present." +I like the way Blizzard is tackling toxic players in Heroes of the Storm. It's a good first step. +When a king farts, is it Noble Gas? +what is the useless skin around the vagina ? the woman +Maybe it had something to do with the Soviets not even having the funds to keep an ample supply of food or toilet paper in their own country . +Hate when you go on insta news feed n see women post pics of a 3D pregnancy scan!!! The pics look scary as hell 😳don't post it 😩😩😩 +What's the worst thing about going gay clubbing? Wiping the blood after +Funny they had to go to 2006 to find anti-PLE sentiment for a 2011 news story.How was that a current news topic , lol ? +"""Great. Now I have to stay and literally die on the bench"", Ruth Bader Ginsburg thought, closing the Mexican Retirement Community brochure." +What’s soft on the inside and hard on the outside? An aborted fetus +Please vote in this poll : Will You Publicly Condemn Those Who Advocate the Murder of Women and Children ? +I want to finish this fucking virgin hero Karamatsu in two days or I'll be dreaming about him for two weeks +I'm looking for physical performers to be in a project I am leading in association with @wearenonsuch please retweet & if interested Dm me.n +LPT calling girls whores gets you more replies than saying hey on Tinder Brb calling myself a strong independent woman who's equal to men whilst I let Chad spank, strangle, spit on me and abuse my inferior weak body as I call him Daddy. +ALEX FUCKING GASKARTH JUST FUCKING WALKED IN FRONT OF US HE WAS LIKE 3 FEET AWAY FROM ME ????????????? +@sizzurp__ @bootyacid @ILIKECATS74 @yoPapi_chulo i bet you are, faggot. +Seeing attractive naked women, whether they are real or drawn, makes me sad But I can't stop looking +And thanks to a great mother her son will grow up to be a proud white man Btw is that the famous cat from hell +I was having sex last night and the girl kept getting my name wrong. She kept screaming “oh my god Rape” and I was like “No I’m Bob.” +What’s the same between a black guy and an apple? They both look good hanging from a tree +What's the difference between a bunch of random kids in the park and my wife? I don't fuck my wife. +I've never even met a native American! +Things I hate: Installers that require a restart and then trigger the restart when I hit finish. No I do not want to restart right now tyvm +if you were a pokemon, you'd be lumineon cause you're pretty, but forgettable and not as cool as me +It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant... +To my dear President @realDonaldTrump. Keep erasing Obama ghetto mess on his 8 years in American politics. You are doing a good job. 🇺🇸🏛🐘<👁> +You can trust the messenger yet still distrust the message. #Syria #Airstrikes #Trump #FridayFeeling +Am I wrong about being pissed that games are feminized? +#ReleaseTheMemo  This should have a home made gif attached to it @support +what do Paul Walker and Elizabeth smart have in common? they could have been smarter and walked +Would you watch "Escape From Earth" starring Warren Farrel as Snake Plissken? +this is the first time i've actually been able to listen to the artist i saw live after before i kind of got tired of them..progress +He was pretty dark, so he's probably not paying rent because he's an illegal and doesn't know English. +so to dodge them niggas dont brag dont boast dont flash for hoes dont sag so low thats how u end uo in correctional like u answered wrong!! +What's the difference between a guitarist and a paedophile? A guitarist won't go to prison for fingering A minor. +Yeah that would be great if you could make it out . +Dude legit anytime it seems like I have a chance to get on my feet something happens where I have to start over and I'm so fucking done +So three hookers walk into a bar They start talking about how loose each are. The first one fits a hot dog, the next fits a cucumber, the last one slides down the bar stool. +As my grandpa used to say "The pussy is always good at Olive Garden" +What do you call Christmas in Alabama? Fucking around, the Christmas tree +Roses are red, violets are blue... We're having sex tonight, cause I'm stronger than you. +RT @LilTreProd: Why bitches brag about being crazy like that's cute? That's like a nigga bragging about how abusive he is +I love jokes about Ethiopians They never get old! +Since it's going to be suggested eventually anyways, /r/frugalmalefashion. A lot of subscribers but unfortunately not many posts. +Why do you never see Jewish cannibals? They can’t eat long pig. +Poems by me. Part 1 All of my bullies, they think they've won. But they won't win, when I bring my gun +He's an oreo just like you. +Of the billions of women in the world, I would bet my life that not a single one of them would find me sexually attractive Obviously counting out children, lesbians, etc. +Look, I understand how frustrating daughters can be... but raping her was kind of a dick move. +Bigger dicks is normies way of saying "More attractive" "More Chad" it's just self-censored Nobody cares about dick sizes, you have to get laid before your dick size can affect your chances, at most if you're Chad and have a small dick it ruins your chances at having a GF by a small amount. +The only contagoius thing that everyone looks forward to catch is ur infectitous smile.GM @1AhamSharma +Just bc I give you a compliment doesn't mean I want you 🙄 stupid ass females kills me 🤦🏽‍♂️ +Since we're at the topic, I'll share w/ ya'll some of the characters i cosplayed in the past~😁These were back when i was still in highschool +what has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back ? a police horse +bad bitch in my passenger like bae please put tht gun away +Lord please get me out of this ghetto ass hospital 😂😂 +I want to work at EA... So I can fuck kids all day +RT @JonnyFootbalI: Fuck bitches, get touchdowns. +I went out with an old friend the other day for a few drinks . +I have news... the terrorist Barack Hussein Obama has been hunted down and killed... *girlish giggle* "Oops, I meant Osama Bin Laden." +Just heard the Clinton's NY home is on fire.... +Don't start me raging on all the German and Swedish students we have here taking places from the country 's native people I can imagine there is quite alot Finns in Swedens universities though . +Well gosh SD I mean there's diversity to celebrate who has time to learn about pale stale males? +how do you get a black guy out of a tree ? you cut the rope +Where's all my bitches....where did they goooo? +It's Fucking Crazy How Real Americans Became Russians Last Year According To Hillary And The Rest Of The Bat Shit Fucked Up JackAss Democrats +What’s a forty year old party girls favorite song but least favorite place to be? Africa (by Toto) +what do black guys have that is twice the size of white men , and expands upon contact with a woman ? a criminal record . +Life is like a box of chocolates... The whites last the longest +“@Erikaj00: I saw a girl scratch her private today.. What that mean?” Don't fuck her right in the pussy +Prime Minister of Spain, Manual Rioja invades Andorra "just to liven things up a bit". +Well the iran smokescreen is working no one had time to think of the 100 million invaders and the traitors who brought them in the commie propaganda machine was quiet for a few days then wham the Iran lies keep fighting to close our borders and hang the quislings +I have started a "weather modification" list for people to post and cross post any weather mod info they may or may not have. +Why does Stormfront not have a section for this type of thing . +What does a leper do when playing a guitar? Minced meat +Indeed, so many species have been hunted to extinction . +My son hate wen people trying to feel him 😂he be kicking everyone's hands like bitch moveeee +What’s the best thing about being enlisted? I get to come back to school more prepared 2 years later +MOOC on Ecodesign - 6 axioms of ecodesign - esp like #4: Always require public involvement https://t.co/sHCTbJmgeU #ottnews +She doesn't iron his clothes and she doesn't even COOK for him. +@perriesposey girl that fucking pic u took of me @ Ariana +Liberals are NOT serious about racism If they were, the Democrat Party would be immediately suspended All tributes to ALL racist Democrats would be destroyed to ash...NOW Democrats would own up to, and atone for, ANY racist act ever committed by ANY Democrat Anything less, you need to STFU +I get buddy the house steps yale found four cadavers so gruesome still fluid sat back days I over the an could had fellow wall +how did jared fogle start and end his career ? getting into smaller trousers . +Fine i will post in this sub Fuck u dannymason and fuck women who don't fuck down. +This post literally made me want to put a bullet in my head... +Daily reminder that looks are 80% of dating Fuck your confidence fuck your "game" if you are ugly it's game over +What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream in the oven +Lots or videos of sleeping girls getting violated and fucked https://t.co/tplCYAmelz +This 5 yr old keeps forgetting my name isn’t help Maybe if I pound her mouth when she’s saying it she’ll Learn not to +The past hour of driving was horrible. Have decided that I am in fact *not* from initial d. +How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter 7 +Beware of the falling house prices that Negroes bring with them ( another reason why you 'll never find them living near politicans ) . +What’s the same about Hogwarts and the Nazis? They both kept the chambers a secret +At least you understand that woman != conventionally feminine @smalltownAbbey I would love to see all women embrace femininity. #notsexist +"@KeliraTelian You hoping for anything in particular out of the new season? Besides the obvious ""more Symphogear.""" +Sun releases massive solar flare - NASA video - YouTube slideshow from cnn Huge solar flares light up for NASA cameras - CNN.com Could solar flare on Friday the 13th knock out phones and GPS devices ? | Mail Online +What do you call an autistic Jew? Baked Potato. +"RT @selfstyledsiren: Ah yes. ""State"" dinner at Trump's grotesque Versailles-wannabe mansion at a fucking golf resort, just the place to…" +RT @halsey: ITS HAPPENING! a song. a video. a preorder LETS FUCKING GO #NowOrNever +Yan una pa sabe el mujer kaysa kombo cuz some band of gay holes said it first than you. Hombres or marengs? Or better deads +Earlier only #RavindraNaikwad manhandled. Now shava sena's full set of GOONs are in to manhandling in the HOUSE +This fat penguin looking bitch rly just called my mum a stupid fucking bitch, not knowing she's my mum 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 +Pornographic-oo-oo Don't make you no hoe-oo +I like veggie burgers... Knowing the cow was lobotomized before it died makes it taste that much better. +I work at starbucks and im noticing more people with herpes coming in. I should stop nutting in their fraps +Of course fucking JK is playing Overwatch I TOLD YOU GUYS he took that backpack so he could bring games I have brothers I KNOW. +What the white knight cucks at r/ForeverAlone think of us +Druggys with hoes again gotta have the dopest video ever. 😩 +Self harming jokes People need to Cut it out with the self harming jokes there getting out of Hand +I don't need a gf tfw u just fapped +What do you call a virgin in alabama? An eight year old that can run. +#katdior #sexybrunette charleroi #under nasty #unexpected #please blowjobs https://t.co/e3vtRmBdC1 +Did you know that dogs in different countries make different sounds? (this is a longish one, but bear with me) An American dog goes Woof, a Dutch dog goes Haf, a Czech dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes sizzle. +Whats the difference between a jew ans a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from his camp +Always a fun championship match up when both teams are in the bonus with 14 minutes left in the half +How dark is your humour? Well... mine is so dark it picks cotton +Wait...Shia Lebouf literally only sold 3 tickets to his new movie in UK?? How is that even possible? +What was missing from the “March for Our Lives”? A mass shooting +Hah a big LOL to all the tacky faggots +"We just evacuated the building & this dumb bitch just asked ""is this a tornado drill?"" HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!?!?" +As long as we make feel good lectures and demonstrations about freedom of speech we are avoiding the real problem - the violence of Islam. +"RT @Burmese_Tyga: Drake coulda atleast showed up for the video shoot for ""Closer""...Had our man Wizzy looking retarded tryna dance like Dra…" +Thank you Assemblywoman @Miller4AD5 for joining us at our #VouchersHurt townhall this morning! #nvleg +Whereever I go I see Thai women pregnant and it pisses me off that pretty anyone can get laid and have children while I am subhuman an nobody wants me to touch me with a ten foot pole +If Megyn Kelly's new attempt at relevance doesn't work, what will happen to her failing career? +If you post a mass of tweets of the same thing at the same time I will unfollow you. Spread them out! +this joke came from a dream i just woke up from a man walks in a pizza shop . a celebration starts , and an announcer says to him " congratulations , you were just accepted in a contest hosted by this pizza shop ! whichever contestant can guess the closest to the number of pizza boxes in this shop will win half a million dollars ! " " wow , half a million ! " the guy says . " that 's a lot of money for a pizza shop contest ! " the announcer replies : " well , if you lose , you get to be in a snuff film ! here we go ! " sorry , that sound way funnier in my dream . maybe this should go to / r / anti jokes instead . +I Got 15 Kids & 3 Babydaddys-SOMEONE & #39 ; S GOTTA PAY FOR ME & MY KIDS !!! +Still can't believe that's who they had Taker pass the torch too. God damn I hate when Vince is gonna carry out his vision at all costs +What do you call a kid with no friends.....? A sandy hook survivor. +I’m contemplating changing gender Just so I can finally know what it feels like to be touched by a woman +After the 5th time hydroplaning while going 10 under the speed limit, calling it for the night. Was hoping to make it to Cali - 40m away. +Barren guy rapist :(fucking women in alley) women: ahhh you gonna get me pregnant u fuck rapist : dont worry im barren women: oh ok, carry on sir +White coworker:: Why don't you drink? Me:: Because I'm Muslim. White coworker:: Oh, but you know I'm for women's rights. I'm glad you don't dress like those other women we work with (African women who wear hijab). I guess it's good they're allowed to leave the house to work though. +It's a cold day in hell when Sergio is still in contention after 45 holes +Seriously mind blowing how many innocuous products contain milk and Gluten😱😱 — feeling A little frustrated +1126:94 Have you the lion's part written? pray you, if it be, give it me, for I am slow of study. #AMNDBots +I would willing risk jail time if it meant I could get my hands on them or anyone who does that to a white child . +a man is stranded on a deserted island . after wandering around the island , he comes across a magic lamp ! quickly he picks up and rubs the lamp ! out comes a black genie ! " aaaw fuck ! why 'd i have to get the nigger one ! " exclaimed the man . the genie repli " just for saying that , whatever you wish for , i will give double of it to every black person in the world ! " " yeah yeah whatever , " said the man " i wish for a boat to get off this island ! " suddenly , a boat appears near the sea water ! " because of what you said , every black person in the world now has two boats ! " said the genie . " fuck ! " exclaimed the man the next day , while sailing home , the genie approached the man . " have you decided on your second wish ? " " yes " said the man " i wish for ten million dollars ! " suddenly the boat became full of money ! " because of what you said , every black person in the world now has twenty million dollars ! " " fuck ! " said the man " i 'm really gon na have to think about my next wish . " the next day , the genie approached the man . " have you decided on your second wish ? " " yes " said the man " i want you to beat me half to death . " +why was i automatically failed on my physics test ? because apparently , " ghettos " is not an acceptable answer to the question " name one type of system whose motion is not classified as work " . +what 's the worst part about getting struck by lightning ? being black +ive never been as excited as i am right now to have another surgery.... the hell that is my left knee is almost OVER +" yall niggas b cuffing hoes cause yall aint never have bitches " +12 Let's tweet @notwhat01 @notwhat02 #catbirdcricket and get stuck in your head! Posted on 2017-04-04 18:09:35 +[Banned] Just like how Black's rights should be +Doctor:: Race... white? Me:: I'm mixed race. Doctor:: Sexual orientation? Straight? Me:: Bi. I'm a light-skinned, bisexual mixed-race woman who often passes as white and presents as femme. 22 years old, 2010. At a hospital in London. Makes me feel invisible, marginalized, inauthentic. +what word begins with n ends with r and you do n't want to call a black man ? neighbour +I am always being body shamed The police just don't understand +*said by hot blonde* Do you know how I get good grades? ;) I fucking study get your mind out of the gutter. +They should ban birth control Women should suffer the consequences for their promiscuity by raising kids +This is going to have to be pinned once the World Cup starts next summer . +There was a birthday party in Hiroshima when the bomb dropped must’ve been a blast +Need jokes Started asking "is it gay" jokes at work that actually make you ponder. Is it gay to go back in time and jerk yourself off? Help me out guys I need more +#YesAllWomen wonder "what if" when men harrass, beat, and kill women. What if my brother, what if my father, what if my lover. +Miley Cyrus got the hardest song in the club 😂😂😂😂 j's ain't on my feet tho these hoes love these boots ✌️✌️✌️ +What's the difference between a fighter jet and a pregnant woman? One has an eject button and the other does not. +I did not see any reliable sources , that connect Leon Trotski and Lenin to the Freemasons . +Neocels ..is the term to describe normies who've descended into inceldom. +what is the worst thing about a violent rape ? getting rid of the body . +Daily reminder to normfags: you can go to the gym all you want you'll never experience life as a 8+ male stop coping, you get nothing but roasties and you have to WORK and GROVEL for them, just lol at even leaving the house if you're not facially a 7. +Saks fifth going crazy , spend it all on my lady 💰😜 +Me The joke is that I really want to kill myself +after all the sacrifices and chances taken I still kept pushing knowing there would be brighter days +Like I said, time and again, by the end of May, THIS YEAR, the 10th anniversary of his conning me, Ronald L. Mallett's career will be OVER. +Dark humor is like food... ... not everyone gets it. +women are like math equations they 're complicated and hard to figure out +two gay men walk into the pulse night club around m sunday morning , one turns to the other and say . " it 's dead in here " +My life is fucking crazy and always on the run! 🙀 — feeling crazy +All these faggot fell asleep on me +What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She gagged +Woman perfectly takes down the nonsensical male privilege claims. +Lemon Refuses to Report on Susan Rice Unmasking: We Won't 'Aid & Abet' a Diversion https://t.co/fOtGDUSm8v by #FoxNews via @c0nvey +AGHHHHHHHH the fucking song's up but im waiting on a name from mus +I may vote the rest of my life as a Republican and every other day change between being a communist or a socialist but in the end how i feel to be one day to the next i will still vote to have such freedom and ability of a free Democercy +"I can actually make a ""substantive"" argument that there should be 11 Justices for 11 circuits https://t.co/eKOYjJ4sO3" +To all my fellow gays, love who you want to love without any guilt. Be free. Mind your own business and live happily ever fucking after.💁🏽❤️ +why did the explorer enslave the pygmy african village ? just for shits and nigglets . +Have you ever noticed how the second the lack of male-reproductive rights are brought up, Abstinence-only suddenly becomes a legitimate argument? +My friend was fired from his job for fucking one of his newer clients... I guess the world is without one more coroner that specialized in child based cases, then. +@kdc I'm not equipped to write it but i feel like Winnie from USA High deserves a critique from The Learned Fangirl +Niggas be so mad they I'm not fw them no more🤣🤣 gtfo loser +appointment with psychiatrist tomorrow nothing to say to this faggot +Lost match, the fucking thought of you with somebody else I don't like that +As much President Trump enjoys rallies and how much he loves mingle around with The Common Man I just wish he would scale them back because some village idiot might take a chance at doing something incredibly stupid always worry about that because it would ignite The War here +The world you live in sounds nice. +It might hold together for a short time but eventually major problems will develop . +The goal here is to eventually have up a pretty dashboard where you can go and see up-to-the-minute stats on this stuff. +(America): they're called chips not crisps (Britain): They're called schools not shooting ranges +#TuckerHighlights 1/9/18: ☠Swamp Wins: Trump will sign any version of DACA, RINOs & DEMs put out ☠Trump turns so far left, Lindsey Graham finds himself on Trump's right -Corporate Tyranny: Damore's lawsuit exposes Goolag's Stalinist tendencies -Fusion GPS: FBI worked with DEMs in 2016 against Trump +As For Ring Of Honor And Also New Japan Pro Wrestling I'll Go Back A Couple Months Behind Then I'll Start Following Those Promotions More Regularly +Here this nigga go RT @ZigzagsxKush: Damn dark skinned hoes be havin all that ass but be lookin like pokemons 😩😫 +what sleeps outside in the afternoon and wakes up in pain ? white people +one you're annoying. two you a damn hoe. three you ain't about to do a thing. must we go on. +Can't wait for certain people to get the reality check they deserve when they leave Newport and they aren't the hot shit they think they are +I am a 33 year old single white male in northern Virginia . +Relax ladies, it's no big deal! +X-post from /r/tifu - tifu by completely ruining my life +Whats red white and screams A peeled baby in a bag of salt +A new tv show was announced about America's Tradgedies. 9/11 Will be the pilot episode. +why did the dnc throw debbie wasserman under the bus ? hillary clinton , when asked how she wanted to celebrate her coronation at the democratic national comvention , told her aides that she wanted to get debbie wasserman alone to herself and give her good head as thanks for shutting down any competition she had in getting to the presidency . the aides misheard her in their excitement and thought she said she wanted them to shut down & amp ; isolate wasserman for her help , and to give ms clinton her head . +Nazis were the first "trendy eaters..." They always made sure their ovens were guten free. +I got expelled from my school because we were playing Kahoot and I named myself Anne Frank and I got a streak so it said Anne Frank is on fire +I've been discriminated against because I'm white. +I fucked the bitch I used to dream about and coulda died when I came from disbelief. Nah I dont wish to speak on her name that shit is weak +God must be black We're all his children but none of us has seen him +Edin D eko Bosnian soccer player Zvjezdan Misimović Mismovic and D eko Bosnian President Zeljko Komsic and Angela Lejla Damardzic Bosnian Special Forces OSE Bosnian Street people +Why aren't there many Muslim prostitutes? No one wants to pay 5p for the bag! +"RT @DemonG0d9000: Quotes part 2 ""I just got Freaky Deaky"" ""see this fucking frog? I need this frog!"" ""Can you blame her? He has a gun cock(…" +tmw trump said both we pray & god bless and I'm a lil shook. Really thought I wouldn't hear that in the White House ever again😁🙏🏽🙌🏽 +When Dave plows his girlfriend it’s fine but when I do it.... It’s wrong because I used my truck. +Says the guy who made a thread attacking Fading Light and defending half breeds If you got a crush on Miss Aussie do n't be so shy lol +That could be more affordable for you. +Except you aren't trying to help. You're just bullshitting in circles. +Uh, no, hosted wordpress. I do not want you to manage my DNS. +Feminists can't accept that Mattress Girl lied, they go to extreme lengths to excuse her behaviour +"RT @rachaelxss: ""i'd never eat vegan food"" nah you just hate veganism, admit that. because you know damn well u eat vegan food, heard of a…" +When is a nigger most frustrated? When he tries to blow his brains out. +Female Sexual Attraction Is Twisted You have a better chance of escaping inceldom if you went criminal than by being a decent honest gentleman. +If these hoes ain't lying about being fat they hiding a backpage profile some where... +I’M TRYING TO FIND MY THREAD OF THREADS AND I FUCKING LOST IT +I believe I finally found the love of my life right now we're getting to know one another and other stuff I'm going to work like a Motherfucker that way I can go rescue my babe and bring her home to my place so we can hopefully create something magical and beautiful wish me lots of luck +Reasons why I like to numb my hand 1. Because when I masterbate it feels like somebody else is doing it 2. Because when I write a test it feels like somebody else is disappointing there parents +My last boat ride had more motion than 2 gay guys 69ing +If you are a STEMcel and you are not working around the clock to perfect technology that can change your FACE then you are wasting your life and you need to just LDAR +pulse nightclub killer not a straight shooter . +TIL that in 2009 OkCupid statistics showed that women rate 80% of men "below average" +Should be locked up for this , wonder how long he 'll end up serving , maybe a week if we are lucky in this country . +What do you call a kid with no friends? a Sandy Hook survivor. All those kids wanted were books, but all they got were magazines. I wonder what the last thing going through those kids' heads was - probably bullets. +*********ASSHOLE COMPANIES BACKING THE NFL CRYBABIES Visa Campbell’s Soup FedEx Frito-Lay (PepsiCo) Mars Snackfood Pepsi (PepsiCo) Dairy Management Inc. Bridgestone Gillette/Head & Shoulders/ Vicks/Old Spice (Procter & Gamble) Verizon Barclays Papa John’s Castrol Anheuser-Busch USAA Bose +Someone had my amazon account and purchased $30+ OF FUCKING APP GAMES. FUCKING PISSED. +"@sagedapprentice @Proverbs3__5 @aigkenham Sin actually means ""independence from God"". Isaiah 53:6 puts it perfectly" +i literally tremble with rage whenever i read a comment by a normie or a female on this board, words can't express the suffering i wish upon them +Whats the difference between my children and a level in a video game? The level doesn't scream for help when I beat it. +I'm insulted by how stupid the Jews think we are until I see what they see by reading the posts amongst our so-called , `` Awakened Brethren . '' +Fucking black Everyone in this subreddit either spouts the same stupid shit about the mods being nazis or getting their posts locked in the same unoriginal ways. You’re all fucking retarded and the mods are a bunch of actually retarded ducks who stroke each other’s cocks. All of you go die in a deep *black* hole. +I asked my father to let me hold $5 and this nigga pulls out a fucking stack 🤦🏾 +"Your like that person that I hate but I""ll like to fuck with" +Zach Galifianakis has reportedly sexually harassed a young Muslim girl. "I'll never forget that disgusting beard," said Zach Galifianakis. +Have you heard about the 12 man gang-rape in Germany? The woman kept screaming“Nein! Nein! Nein!” So 3 men left and 9 men raped her. +What do you call a gay bauguet? A fauguet +The only thing left for Keith Olbermann career-wise is to either become a Serial Killer or start his own Jim Jones Cult at this point. +Roses are red violets are red the sheets are red, my dick is red shit honey are u on your period again? +#Indians_God almost black Vishnu , Krishna, Ram ,Kali Mata &many other r black in color. Indians r not racists. Don't give us to be homily +Sometimes we need to just step back and realize that not everything is racist. +what 's the hardest thing when cutting off five year old billy 's fingers one by one ? his cock whilst i do it . +Sorry, I didn't mean to say DDR...this is a Dance Freaks machine. I meant to put that he can play any Dance Freaks game on it, which cone to find out here quite a few. Sorry for any confusion. +If my music career doesn't work out I am without a doubt just gonna relocate to the Mediterranean and live my life as an evil mermaid 🐬 +Did You Know?: The “r” in “woman” stands for rights +if a palestinian woman . . ets her pussy waxed , is it called a gaza strip ? ( i stole this joke . ) +A small trace amounts of non white blood a few generations back can be removed naturally by generational mixing of more white blood into the lifeline of a family who 's great great so on on and so forth engaged in one incident of miscegenation . +@zetmandy @MluMagubane Agreed there. But what is the use of having two more banks that operate the same way as the… https://t.co/UMyDaBE1Ym +Shoot that nigga & his shorty bitch 💏🔫 +what did they name the train that took jews to auschwitz ? the jew - choo . +He suffers from slight depression, and I often wonder if that plays a part in his uncertainty with the relationship. It's also hard because everyone from his family makes it seem like I'm a great fit for him. [...] Haha so lame I know. +What the difference between a dead body and a prostitute with an STD? Doesnt matter, had sex. +Boredom is being content with your current situation in life. It's up to you to bring consciousness to the equation and remove boredom & do. +this isn't just gamergate this isn't just gamergate this isn't just gamergate this is a more obvious version of what already happens +tell me why someone came up to me today and asked if I work here when I'm stood in my Tesco uniform 🙃 +“@TripleOgi_: Kanye might be the first nigga to successfully save a hoe.”lol this a original . Tweet +Blondie's One Way or Another really is a creepy song. +Welcome back , I hope you make s/f a habit . +In the 60s and 70s when in school we all were taught to pander to few minorities in the class......how's that working out now in Milwaukee ? +My body is so swollen rn. I bet it's because of that stupid pancake I tried to eat today +shutup fag “@MrAugustAIsina: on some real shit , females love a real nigga like me !” +what is the difference between a fridge and a six year old ? a fridge does n't scream when i put my meat in them . +Now Time to Recharge Jio now with 303 and get 3months of free 4G data offer is running even today hurry +Mourinho possibly coming out of this season with even less credit than Wenger. Special effort to be fair to him +Make no mistake, they'll ridicule u, 2! @rickygee15 Most of ugirls should go out with no make up at all tonight.. No one would recognize you +My parents used to call me crazy for having an imaginary friend I realized how crazy it was too when my prayers didn’t stop his priests from raping me. +My girl sent me a snap eating a fucking squid😷😷 blockkkked +Chapter 10: Shrek Is Insecure And I'm Still Writing This Fucking Fic +WOW TOP SHELF COMEDY @TommyVirtue Siri I'm not sure if I should listen to a women giving me driving directions #sorry #notsexist +forgiveness when i was a teenager , i used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so that i could make love to her . when i grew up , i realised that god did n't work like that , so i raped her and prayed for forgiveness . +although my girlfriend is addicted to . . mack she 's still so beautiful . those lips , those eyes , that tooth . +wow did u know that i didn't want to move back do u know how hard I fought to look for a place to stay +What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in an oven +#NewsAlert: Markets close at record highs; Sensex rises 64.02 pts to 29,974.24, Nifty up 27.30 pts at 9,265.15. +I appreciate my parents for showering me with ideas and experience instead of material things as a child. +What’s the only thing covered in more cum than Kim Kardashians asshole? Hitler after he killed the Jews. +@Marlon_N_Gaines I am brown, while you are black and ignorant, your stupidity makes me sick, typical thug looking nigger. +Can a woman become a Russian president? No. Russians wouldn't approve Putin having a sex change. +my favourite thing is making plans with two other friends who then decide to cut you out of those plans. thanks +Lets talk about the good things we have going on just for once as an experiment Its also new for me to try this but Ill try to start: - decent jaw - average intelligence - nice beard when a stub not sure how you call it - physically healthy - good frame even skinny clothes look good on me +People with an extra chromosone It's the only thing they have a 1-up on +whats long, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frogs fingers +There are a few big name books used in many colleges . +idk based on what ppl are calling my goat drawings 'him' or 'her' like I've seen folks use both when addressing my magical goat... hmm +So both your attitudes and your speech come from the Stone Age. @rorybrown_mufc: @YesYoureSexist haha make me sandwich +What's the difference between a fridge and my neighbors daughter My fridge doesn't scream when I put my meat in it. +AND GET YOUR DIRTY FILTHY MURDERING FRENCHMEN LAMBERT BOMB OUT OF MY GARAGE YOU TRAITOROUS @RCMPNB KISSING VICHY FRANCS ASS IN MONCTON +It was dark outside when the graves started digging themselves Upon closer inspection it was just the neighbourhood negrophilliac +How many people have seen "/r/Feminism", saw the posts, and wanted to gorge their eyes out? +Sometimes I question myself by the people around me. They cause me to change how I am, no wonder I'm so fucked up. c: #Bot +These are excellent points , including that detail about shooting a documentary . +how was hitler better than voldemort ? nobody made it out of his chamber alive +We want Unbiased Court Proceedings in Asaram Bapu Ji's case #RemoveUnfairPOCSOlaw & stop POCSO Misuse ASAP! +I’m torn on masturbation On one hand, it feels good +a white woman and a black man are dancing at a club and after a while things start to get hot and heavy . after some heavy kissing and petting , the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night . when the couple arrives at the woman ’s apartment , they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other , preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other . however , the white woman , curious as she was , asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants , “ before you take them off … .is it true what they say about black guys ? ” with a suave yet sinister look , he looked into her eyes and said “ baby , of course . ” he then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse . +President Trump ' We are all made by the same God' +im trying to buy this fucking camera and it's out of stock everywhere +chopper goes down near a Rothschild Estate.. there's always hope.. +SHOULD'VE WON THAT BLOODY MATCH, DAMN IT REF. Ibra's goal wasn't even offside damn it +If making a personal profit from government is even in a politician 's or activist mind they are good for nothing , but kindling . +I jus joined gab an shit an i gots to admit it do give me a haidache but I'm still lerning dis shiet +RT @KINGTUNCHI_: I don't understand if all these hoes say they getting money why tf they on twitter with that childish shit!! Bitch it's 20… +Men can't be raped. If you're a man you consent by default. +Females will send nudes to random people because they're attractive I managed to get nudes from many people with my chad profile on tinder, and when I tell them the truth and call them sluts they call ME the bad person Maybe they shouldn't be such sluts for chad +Calm down everyone instead of saying *that color* we should use the name of another color for racist jokes. Brown. Because people are really the color brown. +Why Was the 2 Year Old African Child Mad? He was having a mid life crisis +Omri Ceren @omriceren This year, I am thankful for the White House not publishing annual guide on how to talk to grandma about Obamacare. +Do all black people have a problem with slavery ? Or it is just mine ? +"Niggas be pressed for pussy, Eeeeeen nothin" +Don't #PrayForSweden or #PrayForStockholm. We've been through this before. We'll be fine. If anything, act and improve the world. +After i get to know a person i stop liking they ass . personality be mad wack +Roast chicken, green beans, fenugreek and eggplant curry. +"""Going into the second half of the season, it’s pointless to keep skewering the show for its clashing story points."" Isn't that your job?" +I suppose you shave yours, then? @skelato_r Im not sexist. But women should shave their goddamn legs. +Girls who pretend to be stupid for boys make me so fucking sad +NUMBER OF AMERICANS RECEIVING UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS FALLS TO 44-YEAR LOW +I almost broke down my daughter's door since she was moaning inside Then I remembered it was her uncle's turn today +Wearing Crocs is a lot like having a dude go down on you. At first you think "Man this feels pretty good" but then you look down and realize you're a faggot. +Life begins at orgasm... That baby will remember that day for the rest of her life. +Come on Huck. You were trained to get out these situations. OPA needs you #Scandal #tgit #WhatTheHuck +Did anyone here of the co up Irish lets say like the ab have got the Irish mob to be brothers to keep out the foreign crowd ? I got it from the star newspaper a few weeks back could be a load of made up * * * * . ? +Telling an incel he can get a date by showering and getting a haircut is like telling a woman to stand up and then you realize she's a midget. +What’s the difference between Batman and Madeline McCann? Batman returned. +These niggas hate & dicksuck lame ass pick a side +What's the difference between a dead baby and my driveway? People don't usually complain when I pull out of my driveway. +She thinks she's white. She won't wear any of the Juicy Couture clothes I got her. +I don't like cocaine at all!! But I love the way it smells +The new childrens' rhyme First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes rape and a bad miscarriage. +I suppose they 're trying to be funny , but it 's really just an effort to continue demonizing Germans and propagating the Holocau $ t . +Coworker:: The franchising convention I'm going to has a prayer meeting on Sunday at 7am! So early! Me:: What religion are franchises? I mean, what religion will this prayer meeting be? Coworker:: They say everything. Me:: ... Coworker:: Like Christianity... and they threw out some exotic ones like Hinduism and Buddhism. But not Islam! I'm a second-generation South Asian immigrant with a Hindu background who practices Buddhism. +American Nationalism is the South desperately trying to prop up the Union over the near unanimous opposition of the Northeast and West Coast until demographics shift to the point we can't do it anymore +So when does the Soros /Reid / Clintoon crime machine get shut down, The Hammonds and Bundy's freed and compensated for the illegal actions of the FBI, BLM? +123 Slaughter Me Street is fucking bullshit. It's so bad. +Me thinks Genesis is a negro who thinks he 's from the line of Adam.A troll , confused , black and prowling Stormfront.So make the Revelation Genesis - what are you really up to ? +be in the bed all day.. fucking in and fighting on, it's our paradise and it's our war zone +"@MayorGinaMills ""You are wrong. I will learn to do more once Emma can teach me. If Emma wont teach me then I will find someone to help me--" +I now have gotten asked by schools in Minnesota and Pennsylvania about interviewing for next year. 😳 +Crucifixion, stoning, beheading, shooting, throwing off buildings - ISIS is an orgy if sadistic, gruesome methods of murder. #Islam #Daesh +Ughhh. Someone offered me a discounted all access GDC pass, but it's still more than I can afford. +I like my Guinness like I like South Africa Mostly Black but with the white on top +Bats are just Boneless birds Whales are just boneless fish Water is boneless ice Fire is boneless lava Herbs are boneless trees Stars are boneleSs planets Helicopters are boneless planes Grass is boneless weed Glass is boneless air Beds are boneless rocks Ships are boneless land +RT @BittyTang: “@Weed_Cloudz: Us calling females hoes for dressing as bunnies and cats for Halloween didn't discourage them one bit...lol”G… +Every run counts. Every bit of junk food hurts. Do a few pushups. Run another minute. No mercy, it's not a game, it's your life. +Why does the bride always wear white Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator +Oh, that cake won't be here long. +T1 | Sepic hits a two-out solo home run to left to put the Crimson Hawks on the board IUP 1, Gannon 0 +Am I the Only One Who Sees a Fellowcel IRL and Just Thinks to Myself "It's over for him"? +Why do people say that men are the sex with larger/more fragile egos? +If you're what you eat I'm a dead 10 years old +yes, if it 's true that the white cop was killed , than it is a terrible thing . +I don't know why broads drunk dial me....I'm sleep, hoe!! +Don't take me wrong but a pig is a pig in any country and such is the actress who played the part on this show . +E3 Gamer Girl missing for 24 hours, sleuthing finds she spent night at hotel with some Tyrone(s) +Believe your beliefs .. Doubt your doubts, if not you will ... Doubt your beliefs. - Rich Simmonds #quote +I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer +Jesus Tried to Give a Roman a High-Five Before He Died They left him hanging. +I travled across america preaching no joke i was driving my truck and was sharing the word of God and living off of what i could get for gass and travels knowing people help me along the way to spread the word of God. +"I have cried almost every episode of ""13 reasons why"" 😭😭I highly recommend watching it with a box of tissues" +My Grandma made me up a Jewish pie. Keep in mind she’s a Nazi. +What does a north Irishman smell like? Gelignite +This is the youth Section , and you 're friend having sex with multiple ppl ? +"dont think you can hide you personality, women can sense your bitterness and anger" "WOMEN DONT CHOOSE TO STAY IN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS" +Same. RT @TylerIAm That was back when i found myself listening to mad """"""real hip hop"""""". Zero bitches in sight +I've been listening to Haeden screaming for 30 minutes now I'm about to fucking shoot myself. +i will never understand why i set myself up to be fucked over +Not free , but great for programming , business , and design learning , Lynda.com. +My personality 50% depression (0 value) 30% hatred 15% anxious reactions (0 value) 5% whatever I've been watching lately Since I lost the ability to focus on entertainment I almost don't exist anymore. +Jesus about hollow advices "If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that?" +what 's black on top and white on bottom ? rape . +went to the paralympics in brazil the other day . they should really be educated about the dangers of deforestation : there were way too many stumps . +"Your" government at work: the #SchumerShutdown will immediately freeze payments to US military families, yet Mueller probe will not be paused. +RT @HeidiL_RN: Fuck Islam you pigfucking trash troll. @ItsJustMe7o7 @MzKeriEvans @ctbauza +I just want to cuddle and my dog won't fucking cuddle. Ugh +Call me ghetto if you want but I'm walking to and from class with my bonnet on my hair. +For sale or trade, make me an offer. They are 17s & 5x110! Parks geek just to show the price for one. So make me an… https://t.co/aCtH9hHXP9 +#NMGInvestorBriefing @ntvuganda needs more new faces on screen, restructuring and programming to match their competitor @nbstv +Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everybody gets it +"Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." +Reminder: TRP is basically blue pill trash just reworded... +Sometimes film has some character flaws, but don't we all? Even so, hammocking in 35mm is still pretty cool.… https://t.co/gZCfZQsk0g +Did you hear about the new Jewish Sports car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up +No, don't say that infront of _____! She's half-black!! +https://t.co/CdVrc4RBEM | We buy real estate in any condition in North America. Contact us today. #realestate https://t.co/SJgRZKsMMk +Seekers of Truth , Start out by watching the `` Benjamin Freedman Speaks '' video @ youtube . +What's great about a little girl with bulimia? She gets to taste my cum twice. +Had a dream last night that @tyleroakley dm'd me & we had a really cool chat about major issues in America & how we… https://t.co/rZZnbHQuH1 +"The Film ""The Ninth Gate"", is drama of some idiots who believe i will give them money, sex, possessions, power, fame, glory and eternal life" +"See thts how some of yal get ""hoes"" yal sell em a great dream ✨✨ damn near like yal already w/each other ... All I can is be honest w/you" +How do we know Harry Potter isn't Jewish? He made it out of the chamber alive. +So @krispykremeUK are changing their name? Or it's an April Fool? Keep the fucking K, dessert-slingers! #KremetoCream +Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration. +Red Pill Documentary Does not cover Legal Abortion Is this not a big enough issue to cover? +you create an A story & drastically changed it to a B story which aka you fucked up +Other subs that normies can visit for their daily dose of suffering besides the zoo /r/suicidewatch /r/watchpeopledie /r/depression /r/morbidreality /r/SanctionedSuicide Any other suggestions? +Engaged cuck complains about getting abandoned, and the only real advice is heavily downvoted +City fans messaging me how good we are . Felt Ozil was doing great stuff in their half but sadly his performance will be judged on 2nd goal +RT @MellBelllll: Y'all hoes out here moving nasty, this world so dirty man! 😪 https://t.co/lurIDYR89v +The pen may be mightier than the sword, But a sword wont leak in your pocket, ruining a good pair of trousers. +why does helen keller play the piano with one hand she sings with the other +How tall are all of you and how has height hindered your chances of having a sex life? +"Omg just watching people talk about ""potential war"" is making me lose brain cells, we have the best miltary BUT it doesn't make us safe" +No sleep, no rest, so I'm feeling like I ain't blessed. It's true I got more than most but I'm caged up like the rest +Read this book, heed its warnings and perhaps you can avoid its dire predictions. +Poverty tip: Ground your kids on December first. So you can give them freedom for Christmas. +I was facetiming my friend last night and the notification came up sayinh that @SantanaGarrett_ is the new RCW Womens champ, i lost it!!! +Who's running our country? Many are filing or defending law suits. Give it a break people and do your jobs. BTW no glasses on tip of noses. +Dinesh D'Souza‏ ~ BRAVE NEW WORLD: One of the distinctive traits of the Nazis--to destroy the past & to rewrite history +@onIinebaby I knew you were a faggot though +Space pens were privately developed. +- @NiallOfficial - My birthday is in 3 days, and my only wish is you to follow me and @myworldnialler. I love you endlessly🌍💘🏠 -280.558 +Reminder girls will fuck complete strangers the day they meet, yet withhold sex when they actually get into a relationship +I have always had a fetish for short hair and petite bodies. Imagine my reaction entering Saint Judes Children's cancer ward for the first time. +what happened when the black man bought a car ? he woke up . +@HonchoPikasoe lmao hell yea.. I love thick bitches & thick bitches love fat niggas. +My mama always have a whole explanation why she take forever in the grocery store like girl you just take forever. +hey wanna know what it's like running head first into traffic??? get someone to tell u ur anxiety is an excuse to just be a bitch 24/7 +I wish i were a good looking white male Alas, this will be but a pipe dream +Alright guys, enough with the racist jokes. I have a black person in my family tree... He's still hanging there. +#itssocold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm. +Well in my opinion you dont have to maybe more White living on sports not only the players but also employees to serve the team +Whats the 3 things you cant give a black person ? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job +Thing is I be minding my business. I'm not much of a talker here for multiple reasons. Yet she still tries to find little shit to bug me abt +By the way, I was just hanging out with somebody from github talking about their decision to remove gamergate's accounts for harassment. +Oh my god, you're using a cane! What happened?!? +//I swear... If any sons of Beast other than Ben pop up and are a little TOO close to mine... we might have some problems. >.> +You let my homie cum in your ass while you got a bf but I'm a bad influence . Get outta here +Alabama County Official Fired For Being White? -- https://t.co/sL6NbvtLEh @GOPUSA #sgp #usa #tcot #teaparty +Got these hoes lurkin got these niggahs talkin +crosspost Serious Discussions RAINN's stance on College adjudication boards and sexual assault +When somebody ask "where da hoes at" universal answer is "shit u got em" +If the world was free of sucka free it would be just me and my nigs left +Freedom of speech is essential to the progress of knowledge. +I like you, you're cool. But some others, you know, why do they have to shove it in our face? +why is alabama consistently one of the best football teams ? the river ends in alabama . it did n’t matter how big , mean , savage , and wild a slave was , he could n’t be sold further down the river . these negros are the ancestors of the alabama football team . +Tell the class what the minority perspective on this is. +Fight night tonight, go Cotto. Smack that pompous cunt down in front of millions. #MayweatherCotto +@kuhnatekuhnite @studlydubly talkin' bout bitches gettin' butthurt am i right?! +On behalf of the United States, I look forward to a long and wonderful relationship. Wow, @FoxNews just reporting big news! +What do ideal black people and reposters have in common? They don't breathe. +"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring" Luke 21:25 +i hope my parents weren't expecting me to be a success only child, really have failed them +I know it's verboten to speak of a woman's appearance these days, but @FLOTUS looked lovely today. True story. +Why is the planet bright above you but dark below you? Only white people go to heaven. +Babs is HITTING on the waitress. Talking about moistness of nachos. Disgusting. In front of Courtney too. Yikes +Just wait for James O’Keefe to fuck up Silicon Valley. +There has to be an incel church for us to congregate in. +What is a middle eastern man's favorite game? Bomberman +what s black and still smouldering after a housefire ? a paraplegic +What did the muslim preach to the crowd Nothing,he just exploded +One thing that is not going well with moving is getting rid of my fucking car. +She seems to be getting the most tweets, but @femfreq and @TheQuinnspiracy have seen much more ht engagement as well. +I felt the same way when I first made an account ... a few days ago I 'm quickly realizing I DO belong here , it 's just a matter of getting to know people . +Two More Women Accuse Sen. Al Franken Of Inappropriate Touching +Lor Scoota would have killed that Kodak black - tunnel vision, on god I know he would have bodied it, I can hear his voice in my head😩🤦🏽‍♀️ +A gay friend of mine asked me how I enjoy women. Apparently “medium rare” wasn’t the best answer. +Drinks are on me this evening; congratulations on your engagement. (@CapedObscenity/@MoreThanDaring) +Banned from the blue pill They pretend to be accepting of the unattractive and open minded but they can’t handle the truth about looksism. +If we should treat trans men like real women... Then we should be able to hunt furries! Edit: Meant to say trans women +They say you are what you eat Stephen Hawking always finished his vegetables as a boy +What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone. +it's r/sports, i expected uninformed downvoting lol. +how do you make a fat lady sweat ? wake her up do n't know if this is reposted , my dad thought of this years ago and told me +I woke upto bad news My dad passed away, ffs i aint ever gonna get sex again +Don't get too extreme, okay? We don't want you all to be prostitutes... Or transgender. +I used to think the #BBC was providing honest unbiased news reporting. Twitter has opened my eyes to other news sources and to #BBCbias +Please note Assange is currently tweeting about Catilonia and Spain so it is not dead man switch but some kind of code release as he did before releasing last October Surprise. +If your a nigga ... And you use the term " yassssssssss " im just gonna assume your a fag +Perks of being an Afghan. You can pick a new date everyday from your yard just showing her a handful of fodder. +I’ve always found that the speed of the boss is the speed of the team. Happy Boss Day YASNER ForASAPProd +Psychology professor:: [triggering, un-funny joke about gang rape] Me:: I can't believe you told me that. Rape jokes aren't funny. Especially not to people who've been assaulted. Him:: People who've been assaulted need to move on and learn to enjoy life. He knew I'd been assaulted. Made me feel silenced, the tragedy of my and others' experiences turned into a joke. +RT @phatsyeo215: these bitches ain't real. 😂 +An old post of mine got linked to r/niceguys yesterday +I just had a fun day at the shooting range today. Who ever knew school could be so much fun! YEEEHHHAAAAAEWWW +Not going somewhere that you don't feel safe at because you are a girl is obeying the fake patriarchy that you've created +r/ForeverAlone is beyond saving (I also got permabanned for this post) +#webdev RT GoodDsgnAdvice: GFDA / No.88 - Take a fucking chance. +For some reason these immigrants do n't have the same bad attitudes US blacks do . +Only her hairdresser... er, doctor knows for sure. +What is the KKK's fsvourite christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white christmas +It will NOT do us ONE DAMN BIT of good to revolt if the Democrats steal another election, using any number of tricks they use to win Democrats will kill #MAGA in order to vote against #POTUS in ANY way, shape, or form The ONLY way WE win again in 2018 is to GET OUT AND VOTE in the #2018Primary +Working on setting up desk for the photo thing tmrw. 3 LCDs, MacBook Air, surface pro 2, iPad Air 2, LEDs on everything. HELLO I AM COMPUTER +Hilarious bit of irony there , seeing as many whites had blacks do all the hard stuff for them for the first hundred years of the US or so , for FREE . +Oh... and I was going to use this idea next time I met a girl . +DRUGS> Is why #Giants are losing. Just ask #barrybonds and the HEDGE BET FUND> #WorldSeriesGame6 #faggots +I did an analysis with my family Except it was more like anal, y sis +Is everyone really fucking annoying or is it just me ? +I'm mentally unstable at best right now. Saying goodbye to people I love triggers the fuck out of me. +Why did the radicalised Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up? He wanted to go everywhere. +roses are red , violets are blue . i do n't have a dildo , but a corkscrew will do . +kids will be the the goal of the left again in how normal Transgenders are as if we didnt understand the part of the traveling kid that went to be showed off before politician's... that why spiceal E.D is for tho so they can have local help for there real gender understanding not family manipulation +what is pink , flies and squeals ? a baby fired from a catapult . +Credit to Mr. Monti on YT for this What's the Difference Between a Suicide Vest and a Feminazi? When one gets triggered it does something +YT HQs I wonder if YouTube demonetized themselves for having guns +If you are contemplating suicide.... Clear your browser history and porn off your computer first. +How is it fair that some people can get scholarships for just being black? Where is my scholarship for being a hard-working person? +what 's better than winning gold in the paralympics ? walking . +Fucking stingy people you suck please do all the fucking thing how is not how you want #FuckThePeople +My sister said we cant have sex anymore I cant believe she can talk now! +Pick up any good comics today that I get anxiety over trying to plan how to save up to 80% off! #comics +Stefan Molyneux: Language and the left: people in America illegally must be called “Dreamers” - but anyone who wants a border is a “Nazi.” (Pro tip: Nazis not overly known for respecting borders.) +What do you do if your 4yr old is screaming Use more lube +Worlds longest fucking train and I have to be stopped by it +Why are kids today so soft? Bullets go through them like butter. +Dude why is he shaking so bad? ..Jack he's fucked up!😂 +The scope of the problem can discourage people from trying to fight it. Often this leads to thinking, "what can I do? I'm just one person." +Yes sir, this is what I meant. I thought over and "in" would have clarified it +MORE MSM BULLSHIT POLLS SHOWING MOORE BEING BEATEN BY 10%, THESE ARE THE SAME LYING LIBERAL TURDS WHO SAID HILLARY WOULD BEAT TRUMP BUT HILLARY ENDED UP GETTING SCHLONGED! +I make it a point to stay away from all white stoner gamers just as a precaution. +My friend was almost raped... But she stopped it by giving her consent +how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable ? ask mike pence +"""i wouldn't have came here if you didn't post that ugly ass selfie."" BUT YOU STILL HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON" +EVEN IF YOU OWNED A FUCKING BUSINESS LICENSE YOU COULD NOT IMPERSONATE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ONLINE! @KavalonThatsMe +Well I talk to her because no one else writes here except her and me , you only write here when she says something stupid , if I did n't write to her this place would just die off . +Curious - If a girl were to see this sub & PM one of you nudes, would you feel content or would that make you feel pitied? +Beware of cheap funeral services. They have skeletons in the closet. +My cousin and her friends are fucking around with a ouija board so it's time for me to move out since my house is about to be haunted +This after the Assembly asked @OAS_official to proceed w/ application of the Democratic charter - which is meant to protect democrac...5 +.@UplayUbisoft why do you ruin everything good and wonderful in life? +Hope for acnecels After fighting acne from 15 to 19 now at 21 I became more confident going out of my house and making new friends, now the only thing holding my confidence back is being khhv. +44 years old and looking better than ever! Join me today with @MMAUKofficial in wishing the cell phone a happy birthday! #cellphoneturns44 +You know why Vermont is so safe, don't you? There's hardly any minorities in it! +What's the biggest cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind. +Girls are like blackjack I'm always looking for 21 but hit 14 +i dreamt that scott fucking hoying asked me to marry him i'm done with life +#marr 'there are always lessons to be learned' = we're fucked +I guess me and mine probably throw a bit of a curve in your math then do n't we ? +You're so cheap... It's no wonder you come in bulk. +The "s" in oxygen stands for "life" +my body is a sacred temple... only priest came inside it. +what do you do when you see a mexican driving a ferrari ? call the cops . +maybe bcos my classmates misgender me everytime and making some idiotic ship +He needs too! We win titles when he smacks hoes! RT @mnymknmich: Big Ben gone smack "another" hoe after this lost 😂😂😂 sorry @VonshayeB +why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs ? so nobody mistakes them for feminists . +why does depression occur because you just fucking pressed all your insults on them you prick +What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up. +Crazy ass gurl keep blowin my line it juss pissed me off hell +Do any @HouseGOP or @SenateGOP have the courage of their convictions to do what's right & get rid of fake @POTUS? Do they have convictions? +once again i spent an entire day gamercelling this is so depressing fuck this gay earth +Frankly, it's a little irritating to see some guy with a huge following come along and say "I'm gonna do stuff!" and then... do nothing. +When you're so sensitive to criticism you literally censor posts that contain your name. Just saying... +Hey, #gamergate, 😘😘😘����😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 +Omg I have a friend who's a cosplay photographer and he took a photo of the sickest 2B/9S cosplay I've seen...It was so good 😭😭 +Why are black people so hot? Because we’re burning them alive, Kyle. +I once went to a scat party It was shit +and at the last supper , jesus takes the bread , blesses it , and says , " take this , all of you , and eat it , for this is my body . " he then proceeds to bless the wine and says , " take this , all of you , and drink it , for this is my blood . " finally , he picks up the milk , but peter looks at him and says , " you can fuck right off jesus . " +It is weird that someone from GamerGate would be opposed to a video *not specific to GamerGate* talking about harassment. So weird, right? +Is there anything like this on the market today ? +I just meant in the US generally , whether it turns out he 's a friend or not my first instinct is always to help one of my own if they 're being attacked . +Karen Walker: ‏ Crooked politicians grow wealthylook at how politicians prospered under Obama vs. the average American +A message to normies I'm going to lose my mind, and it won't be pretty. +Son, are you Pompeii Because my volcano will erupt all over you +Sen. Tim Scott, SC on Fox news Happening Now "Three states, CA, MA, & NY, account for 40% of overall resources of #ObamaCare" "The rest of the country, essentially, are subsidising those states" 😱 " +"Politics got you feelin like ""Oh Syria? Ya, but that's Trump's fault""... Ok..? It is, or it isn't, aren't people dying, all the same?" +Saw your picture in the company newsletter. WOW WOW WOW! +Whats the difference between an infant and a Fleshlight. I've never stuck my dick in a Fleshlight +Fiat Chrysler will move Ram truck production from Mexico to Michigan +And at the end of the day you choose not to tell them and suffer in silence because nobody will ever know you as much as you know yourself. +What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.. +After I spent about 30 minutes helping an professor over the phone, he called back and got a co-worker of mine. When my co-worker told him I wasn't available, The professor:: "I didn't want to talk to her anyway; she sounds colored." +Leap tall hoes in a single bound. +what’s the phenomenon that makes women bleed from their uterus for 4-7 days diy abortions +you hear about the veteran whose opinions were n't supported by data . he did n't have a leg to stand on +There were violence restraining orders, high-speed car chases, bashings, paybacks and hard, cold revenge. +Sometimes God doesn't give what you want. Not because you don't Deserve it, but because you Deserve More! +We will always be going through it. But bitterness will assure that you will go through it humanly alone. +I think I banged a Chinese celebrity She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung". Like I was supposed to know the name. +Time machine broken again, Socrates? @captain_coook you can call me sexist and maybe thats true but i dont think a woman should be president +Oh dear , Full on white genocide right there . +Hey China doll! Ni hao, ma! +RT @joemungus: Jeff Sessions Is An Idiot https://t.co/TXXGuiMaie +What's the difference between Kate Upton and a dead body? I don't want to stick my dick in Kate Upton. +What you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black guys? A warden +Current letters: u¹ e¹ e¹ n¹ i¹ n¹ e¹ ||| Last word: inlets ||| Round: 12/14 ||| Highest score end of round 14 wins game. +What’s the hardest part about being a paedophile? Trying to fit in. +Possible kickstarter reward: I will rename Leo to a name you choose. For a week. +Felt a little creative tonight so here a couple of Banners for my bois! Getting back into designing and loving it!… https://t.co/m7OZV16Ath +Run that nigga, you don't want that nigga, but I need a bad bitch that's hotter than me +@Berozgar_Er @brumbyOz Nope, Rawan kaala tha :) as per them, they don't like dark skinned people. Togadia, Bhagwat etc are WHITE! +Likewise, time is highly relative. One second for one being is not the same as it is for another; it might unfold differently for each. +Why are gorillas so pissed off all the time? Cause they know in a million years they turn into niggers. +I don't want Trump to build a wall. Because I'm not buying my landscaper a ladder. +It's not just whites that are worried about it , it 's going to be a real disaster for the country as it slips into poverty . +One time I took a girl on a date to a graveyard Let's say she didn't come back alive😁 +As I'm recovering from anesthesia, I heard the following conversation with a nurse and the patient next to me:: Nurse:: Your anesthesiologist will be here soon. His name is Dr. Duang. Patient:: Huh? Duang? Nurse:: Yes, he's a very go- Patient, sounding very offended:: Does he speak any English?! I felt a lot of things. Slight guilt that I had been unable to speak up, sadness for the incredibly wonderful anesthesiologist (who had helped with my surgery) having to deal with a clearly racist patient, and disgust at the assumption that a man with an East Asian last name would not speak English. +Any sufficiently data-driven approach to law enforcement is indistinguishable from racism. +[Serious] Has any heightcels here thought of or done Leg Lengthening? +What is the slogan of black people taking over America? Make America Gape Again +Attacking #Syria is a win/win for both war parties. They get what they want AND they can accuse Trump of being reckless to get rid of him. +Scott Adams up next on Fox and Friends....enjoyed seeing him on Tucker last night.. +tojiko god damn get feet the mima joke is over HOLY CRAP +What makes an Isis joke funny? The execution. +I am the bad farting circle jerk starting totally retarding leader of the overpubed! +what do you call a lesbian dinosaur ? a lick - alot - apuss +*REALITY* IS THAT WHICH *WILL NOT VANISH* *JUST BCOZ* WE *DONT BELIEVE OR ACCEPT IT..* Gud nite 😊🙏 +I think I understand "fainting couch feminism" defense by men now that I can link it with that creepy Al Franken picture. +I got a thick ass neck, tho. 17 1/2 or 18 on these hoes. Can't zip my half zip fleece out this bitch. +I have this bad habit of leaving aol im on when i 'm not actually home so if I do n't im you back I 'm probably not there and I 'm not just ignoring you. me too +Sounds like when I was down in Collier County last summer . +Don’t leave a Japanese schoolgirl hanging Or she will never call you senpai again. +Aside from security concerns, Lenovo is shit. One time a cage door at a datacentre fell on my head. Dropped Lenovo 2', had to be replaced. +Hello, Do you want to know how i think nationalism ? +Me:: Not all Muslims are from the Middle East. I'm a Muslim from the Caribbean and I've worn a bikini on the beach. Just because I don't wear hijab or speak Arabic doesn't mean I'm not a Muslim. White man:: Yeah, but you're not a real Muslim. White woman:: I haven't studied the Middle East or anything, but I totally get what he's saying. - Undergraduate women's lit course in response to stereotypical presentation of Muslim characters. Made me feel shocked and frustrated. denied. angry. +"People out here watching ""13 reasons why"" just now realizing that words have power. Get outta here. You won't change a damn thing." +Thousands upon thousands of dumb worthless ignorant White People showed up to support & watch niggers that hate them Thursday night in Green Bay. +Did you hear about the Make A Wish rapper? Arguably the illest lyricist of all time. +What's the worst part about being a fat guy in high school? Since you're both bigger and slower, it makes you the easiest target to hit. EDIT: Damn, I'm guessing this joke flew right over many of you's heads. This is a joke about school shootings. +Whats difference between victims of 9/11 and peoples that are reading this shit? No one see that coming +So my grandfather survived Auchwitz Im not sure why people act so suprised when I tell them that. The gaurds usually lived. +this kid sitting behind me on the bus is fucking annoying +I got a pm from him in which he cliams to write for the Sunday Independent 's Life magazine , enough said +The only people I see the swastika attracting is the social outcast and this is repeatedly seen in each and every demonstration by groups which use it . +YAW GOT MY BABYDADDY @YoungDolph FUCKED UP🤣🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬 #Bulletproof +I don’t get porn videos where the girlfriend is under the dinner table with people around? If I did that with my girlfriend my family would ask where my sister was +You were in love with one part of him and might still be. +"Commentator really just called this man shot ""short"" like the old head hoopin wit the youngins not playin D..." +This is like a great dream going to see @DundeeStars in the Nottingham Finals, congrats @OfficialFavor11 and all the team, dreams come true +My aunt's Facebook status:: It's REALLY bothering me that my [4-yr-old] boy is obsessed w/ his female cousin's Dora backpack. Commenter:: My son started kissing everyone because we kiss him. My husband started telling him kissing was for sissies, lol. My aunt:: That is so funny! ... Maybe b/c it's purple, it bothered me. +im finna be reallll selfish with myself because dont nobody deserve having my time, my love, my loyalty, NONE OF THAT! +I hate when girls wear Jordan's in those IG fitness model workout videos 😣😣 but I really just hate Jordan's in general +Just because she's an OC with a well known name slapped on her & has the basic badass attributes does not make her better than Laurel. +I've never met a sexist who can spell "genuinely." @Dylahoogaah Call me sexist or whatever, but ive never actually met a genuinly funny girl +What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out +RT @aayylmao: tryna do some real crazy shit tonight like drink water and sleep +Why doesn’t Santa go to the hood anymore? Last time he was there the crips almost shot him. +Flint in 4x04, after Billy tried to split them: The closer we get to the end of this journey, the more the contradictions will accumulate. > +Dark Humor is like slavery People prefer the darkest one +If I was a dead female I'd be honored if someone raped my corpse Probably the highest form of validation a woman can hope to get, knowing her cold rotten worm infested cunt is still a cunt some living man wants to fuck. +V fed up with all these bands with girls in their name but actually consist of nothing but boring men +Every country has an independence day except Britain Because they are the ones everybody was seeking independence from +I dont think anyone is going to decide , its going to be where whites feel the most at home among their own . +Why are there no abortion clinics in the Iraq? Because NATO is cheaper +I think the biggest problem I have with it is that there's too much of a reliance on WoW services for an external mechanism. +Now Playing: Big Sean f. E-40 & Rock Ross - IDFWU 'I Don't Fuck With You' (Remix) (Radio Edit) by on @7Six5Live #GetLive +"No boats and hoes please thanks" - Mom +Trump banning transgender people from the military is completely unfair to America's enemies. +These social entrepreneurs prove giving back doesn’t have to affect their bottom lines https://t.co/hVgir30GGy +April fools day is over but you're still a fucking joke +Tyr is one-handed among the Æsir; often the smith must blow Birch is the limb greenest with leaves; Loki brought success of deceit Man is increase of soil; mighty is the hawk's claw +I want more data but this is a good start ... You 've made me wish I had n't been such a TV-phobe these last few years Next stop , I 'll be looking up all these characters and adding photos in case there are other cave dwellers like me on this thread ... +Oh, you did 3 clapping hands emoji. Congrats, you're the fucking worst. +In modern America, it is far more acceptable to be Communist than visibly autistic like Chris-Chan. +We don't hire bitches +I must admit when I first read it and saw the poster was in Sydney , I was suprised the poster did not pick up the PLE thread in the SFDU section , let alone the threads stickied in this forum . +We might as well just abandon the land because people invaded the land and took it from the animals . +I'm so fucking done just had someone steal 100 dollars from me +Will there be any discussion over the violence in St. Louis, or does only Charlottesville matter? +#FollowFriday ✨ @lovelymiss @JimLosi @RaviCrux @kgrace @SeaKnight @Umbra @Sidephase @BBGood +After witnessing the shit show that is tRUmp and the nihilism of the @SenateGOP & @HouseGOP, maybe, just maybe folks will show up & #VOTE! +"Be a light, live for Jesus & pray for those off track! Prov 24:1 ""Do not be envious of immoral people, nor desire to be with them""" +There is no good in reasoning a bitch that is hungry for a dick.Forget her and let her perish in shame after negroid kicks her after a few tries . +My son 's university has a `` College of Liberal Arts , '' ( CLA ) which awards B.A. degrees . +Sex is like bullying It's fun until they tell the teacher +I've got no problem with blacks, I just don't want to live with any. +It's been so long long day ain't pop it up #T_F_B (damn feeling good to be in da building) #its_ya_boy_gatkouthyai — feeling blessed +Not trying to be grammatically correct +the goal should be to make the internet SO offensive that the weak start literally dying from it it's the only method of eugenics we have left +I'm appaled by Zuma. His agenda over the people again. Let's not forget he has been voted in NOT once but TWICE! #ZumaOut #NoConfidence +The NCAA women's basketball tournament must be a shambles... +I have no sympathy for bigots who say a loving human-dolphin couple can't marry. #Tweet4Taiji #ShutTaijiDown #tweet4dolphins #opkillingbay +ALSO FUCK NORTH CAROLINA, THEYVE BEEN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP EIGHT TIMES IN THE PAST THIRTEEN YEARS, GONZAGA DESERVES THE WIN MORE +Him: Are you a school ? Her: What ? Him: Cause i want to shoot kids inside you +even hitler got laid daily reminder that women would rather spread their legs for genocidal dictators than let some low testosterone niceguy anywhere near their pussy take the nazi pill +I like my women like I enjoy my coffee I don't like coffee +Whats the difference between your mom and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. +"I'm going to Ales tonight for the sole purpose of finding money on the ground that drunk ppl dropped. Thats what you call ""college broke""" +FYI Chicago Detroit Baltimore St Louis Washington DC #Shitholes +All of the security guards i see are white but maybe , just maybe , i 'm blessed because no doubt these negro security guards abuse their power . +what is the most popular name among black males ? rob +Konichiwa! +u/Glitterbritches :"incels are incels cuz theyre white" +So stay your socially awkward ass away from me and go exfoliate. +THE OPENING DANCE SEQUENCE IS SO FUCKING SICK? YOU GUUUYYYSSSSS +That's like being bisexual- it's not real! +Hi @Harry_Styles ツ I'm sure that listening your voice in your new music, I will be so proud of you as always. Follow me? I ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ 561,244 +RT @yooSlim Y'all Virgo bitches gotta chill thinking y'all Beyoncè 😂😂😂 +Does he love me? I love my uncle But he doesn't stop.. +I'd say that here on SF , most of the thread derailers are crypto-antis who do n't give hoot about Thor or Jesus . +Millions of people will suffer and die -- not just from bombs, but also from starvation and disease. They're dying right now. +nominate your top incel theorists and top contributors i will start off with nominating myself lets make it kind of a hall of fame for incels for 2016 +Hellllpp is there really no way to cross Peace street to get to Cameron Village from W North?!! I need a mimosa at noon! #help @WNFIV +“There are two types of men: the type that will abuse you and the type that will stand and watch.” +Preventing Drug and Alcohol Relapse Through Self-Esteem Building for You and Your Loved Ones +You turn your brain off for one night and all you're left with is a terrible hangover and a pineapple +Greene County - There is currently a crash on U.S. 35 eastbound, east of I-675. The road is closed, seek alternate route. +I find it really annoying how my girl has her period every month Like aren't they only supposed to start at like 12 years old?? +LOL, $1 in Puerto Rican bonds was selling for $0.74 three months ago, now they’re at $0.55. +Why does this faggot in front of me have to get two dozen doughnuts right now, get the fuck on +Fascist Left ideology “Give me your money so I can spend it on my friends overseas and no-hopers here” +Whats lower than my brain cell count? My will to live +1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN, IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS! +You get applauded for saying women are smarter than men as a feminist +@crissles I'm listening to her Playlist she just uploaded and I for real want to get married now. Issa trap. +For starters it would be good to obtain a few hundred thousand dollars for a small farm , or a million or two for a bigger one . +What did the kid with cerebral palsy get for Christmas? Euthanasia +/the fact that the necklace dove is always wearing in her pics says 'little' makes me feel some type of way +My housemate:: What are you guys doing? Can I watch? Me:: Studying. Housemate:: Well....can I watch you study? I just want to watch... Me (female) and my girlfriend were in the living room of the house I share with several people. It was just before finals of her senior year in college, and she was incredibly stressed. I was trying to help her sort through her work and get everything finished. But of course, even that is a sexy context, when we are both women. I made my girlfriend feel unsafe. Made me feel sad and angry that somebody could so casually make my own living room an unsafe space for my loved ones. +Traffic in Atlanta will be fucked up.. So book your rooms downtown so I can come see you😉😉😉 +You moron put trip to the bitch for my bday I think yes +LifeProTip: If you ever feel bad for not having a relationship, just read this fucking thread... +What's something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape. +I worked in a Chinese restaurant. +HELL. Now they'll know I've been your sockpuppet all along. @TheQuinnspiracy +Two women while waiting for a flight:: Is that your charge? My mother:: I'm sorry? Women:: [pointing to me] You're her nanny." I'm English, Filipino and "Spanish-looking." +My Muslim neighbour confided in me that his wife was raped when she was 10 years old and yesterday she was mugged in the tube station... She's had a tough last couple of years. +My father scolded me you son of a bitch Turns out, he was referring to my grandma. +what do women and hurricanes have in common they come wet and wild , but end up leaving with your house and car +Fuck I hate drinking water I have the bladder of a baby +Niggas only get fucked up only on weekends and I get fucked up daily, bitch I still do it bigger, not on my level +I'm be buying training bras soon, dealing with cycles and attitudes. Soon these lil stank ass boys ain't be ugly to them. 😩😩😩 +White coworker:: (indicating my nazar bracelet) You know what that means, right? Me, a Syrian American:: Yes? Coworker:: It means you wish bad luck to everyone. I learned that in a class. Then I hear her tell another co-worker that I'm wearing a bracelet that means I "wish bad luck to everyone". +Waiting for BART so I can go home and curl up and reflect away from the Internet for a while. Need to calm down and get some rest. +what do you call a downy that smokes weed ? a baked potato +what do you call a black man who works ? a slave +I'll try and see if my sister can bring home the sheet from my old high school with like 20 websites and their passwords of scholary reviewed articls +Today’s Menu / Saturday, April 1st Creamy Potato Leek GF Chicken & Sausage Jambalaya DF, GF Creamy Tomato... https://t.co/Msc2DxP12p +US GOV charged by Constitution to protect AMERICANS, instead chooses to SERVE FOREIGN POWERS ROTHSCHILDS + UK +SWISS +ISRAEL +My aunt has been battling Breast cancer and my mom didn't even tell me she had ovarian cancer at the same time +What do you call a 50 pound Ethiopian? A cannibal +I see your maturity level has remained at the same level as then @billyhiphop Not sexist but the last thing a woman changed in me is diapers +Hey, @Ubisoft, how's it feel to have everyone calling out your weak excuses? Feels pretty good to me. +So according to your logic since blacks have been in N.America for hundreds of yrs they should be allowed to stay ? and yes whites should leave africa . +What sayd the black guy to his friend? Uga uga banana njam njam. +But its important to have more information on the enemy than they have on you . +every lady ain't no hoe but every lady sure ain't no queen +I talked to Suicide Hotline for two hours before they finally talked me into it. +So you're sexist AND have no taste. @_ChrisNichols Call me sexist but I have no desire to see a stand alone Wonder Woman movie. +"""We need our Tax Bill, HealthCare, Gorsuch!"" ""They won't back it"" ""What do they want?"" ""WAR"" ""What if it just looks like war?"" ""Okay""" +I highkey feel bad for San Diego. All they got is a shitty baseball team and a soccer team that doesn't exist yet has their spotlight 💀 +After seeing all these cute picture of children in heritage garb, it makes me wonder if we can't start a style trend moving that direction. +unfortunately chicago doesnt prove this .. we need to send them all to the poles we could make better use of africa +Why was the leaning tower of pisa tilted? It had better reflexes than the twin towers +Besides Metallica 's new album , I have n't bought a mainstream album in like a year . +THIS BOOK WAS PUBLISHED IN 2008???????? +Will make a blog post out of the contents of talk + slides (which are limited, I prefer not using slides) +I sent out a few more emails the other day and then last night handed out about 25 or so leaflets made up of David Duke 's talk on this and the Duke Lacrosse case that the St. Louis Volksfront donated me . +"What a rich person! Mind you— there are ""wealthy"" ppl who r never content &satisfied— not sure if that's a ""rich li… https://t.co/CCDvzY4crw" +Why are we letting them just take advantage of this little old lady, whom by many accounts is senile? +a kickstarter is tempting. but I'm just so weird about money. I still feel kind of squick about my patron tbh. blame FOSS mentality. +What's the difference between a Pakistani and a bucket of shit?... The bucket +@rezlife3 little bitch +I have talked to a few females who claimed to be incel or forever alone They all rejected me. +What does 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends +Notice in that last tweet how "people" doesn't make sense unless it''s actually "men." +If I don't deserve love or compassion, why should I be forced to live? +I saw a Jew and a Black Guy walking down the street together and I thought to myself, they look like the before and after pictures straight out of the oven. +Im not a girl , but i am a 17 year old Skin from Canada . +RT @hyped_resonance: u are going to look like the fucking hamburglar https://t.co/HZHFIVCXom +If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You might be a radical Muslim #BanIslam #News #speakfreely #Politics #Quotes #Comedy #Humor +When I'm doing good niggas wanna hate. That's why I only got myself. The rest don't give a f💰ck I grind for better not for the same result💯 +One time IncelTears sub offended me They approved of my post. +why is nobody wearing any protective headwear in this fucking snow? #riverdale +#TuckerHighligts 1/5/17: -GOP Lawmakers call for investigation into Christopher Steel -RINOs drag their feet on immigration reform -Climate hysterics now see ALL weather phenomena as proof -FBI to open 4 probes into Clinton corruption -Psycotic psycotherapist champions anti-white indoctrination +This song drains my soul(for Chincels) ”童话”，那首歌。听了非常难过。但有知道自己永远不可能有这种女友，很痛苦。 Tong Hua that Chinese song, makes me sad and nostalgic everytime I hear it, but knowing inceldom will make me never have a gf, really stings, it hurts. +My niggah +All men should follow @KeyonMorris 's lead. Please move! I'll help you pack! +JESUS is THE WORD THE WORD of GOD that created all things HE IS 1with the FATHER a double edged SWORD SCRIPTURES & JESUS HE IS 1with u&me do u deny that do u search4reasons 2make HIM not 2b1with u do u think ur better than HIM I hope not I pray4u may GOD bless u all in JESUS mighty name amen REPENT +Does anyone have the 'particular people' quote handy? +Wind 9.4 mph N. Barometer 1033.2 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 14.8 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 54% +NO REPENTANCE NO 4GIVENESS OF SINS OR SALVATION GRACE IS GIVEN 2 THOSE WHO REPENT +Im fucking confuseeddd. So Michael didnt die? #PrisonBreak +Waiting for CNN to either defend Joe and say Trump's "peddling conspiracy theories" or sell him out and start """investigating""" +In P5, worst case scenario is you get a bad item and they leave. In mainline, they steal your items, money, SP, HP, and kick you in the dick +When does an African hit there midlife crisis? At 6 months. +Blacks woman pulls gun on bus because another woman was talking too loud on the phone ... a black man difuses the situation ... +Black people are Functioning members of society and deserve equal treatment +a sign above the door where i work says . . , " once you go black you never come back " . you 've got to have a sense of humour in the crematorium . _ credits : r / sickipedia +I was watching Miss America the other night and lots of the girls are so pretty, but not really American. They're exotic like you! +My sky sports news ain't working so I've gotta listen to that fucking clown Saunders 🙈🙈😖 +I dont know why people say the KKK is a racist organization I went to a meeting once and they were killing gays too +What do the Bermuda Triangle and my daughter have in common? They both swallow a lot of sea men +My sister is into big black men They sell a lot more on the market +If a rooster lays an egg at the apex of a 50 ft. Long, 6/12 pitched roof of a north facing barn, will it roll down the east or west side? +Well they found petrified peanut butter in a Pre-Inca tomb in Chile about 10 years ago . +Well the 9th circuit courts always been worthless. Now they're irrelevant. 😂🇺🇸😂🇺🇸😂America Wins Again. https://t.co/ZWAfbJlQab +All I want is a 100 million dollars and no bad bitch. I'm selfish lol +Mylene so annoying. I wish Zeke stop chasing after her ass +If you're not in /new/, you're not an incel. +" dark humor is like . " jokes are like kids with progeria they 're both funny but get old quickly +Thinking @iamwill must be furious as neither of his faves won, again! He must have given up on the show now completely #thevoiceuk #thevoice +Live your life to the fullest! Turn regret into action. Break negative cycles of hurt and start helping yourself and others. +My grandpa died in a nazi prison camp... Poor fella fell out of a guard tower +What's the difference between a black person and a dog turd? Eventually the dog turd turns white and stops stinking. +At the hospital I take care of very diverse group of patients , use your imagination . +#askbutch how do they decide who plays with who in the final round if there are 3 players tied for the lead after the 3rd round? +i love to see amateurs getting fucked on camera . but years of the trump white house being hatefucked by the world is going to be hard to handle , especially when i 'm the one receiving the double anal . +If I had a dollar for every time I said something racist Some black nigger would probably rob me +Conservative's like @oreillyfactor are selfish, egotistical, misogynists who tell others to lead a life they don't. Lying, horny hypocrites. +if he 's a coke addict - try to find out where he gets the coke from and rat him out .... you will be a hero and can have your own party while all the nigs are behind bars +13-Year-Old Beaner Driver Arrested In 25-Pound Meth Seizure Having 13-Year-Olds traffic dangerous drugs - another job White people just won't do, the lazy gringos!~ +Hey! White girl! I love you! You are beautiful! +If Jews only represent 2% of our population, why are 5 of our 9 Supreme Court Justices Jewish? +you don't fuck with bestfriends thats just nasty 💀 +Report more twitter accounts today, let’s jump on this, stop being lazy. +Everyday i rot with no end in sight Theres no hope for me; ive reached the end of the line +Catching the last BART home. So excited! What a productive evening. :) +That's either a White guy who 's been exposed to a nuclear fallout or a Black guy ( how many Blacks do you see at Tour de France ? +The number one worst facial feature for an incel to ever possess A resting murder face...this is the boundary between "Oh lol he's just an ugly loser xd" to "Holy fuck that guy is looking at us, call the cops" +"i hate getting ""nice"" presents that i know i'm never going to use or that just aren't my thing it makes me feel so bad" +Alright can we, as a population, agree on one fucking way to spell Marissa and Stephanie +What is the difference between a 5 year old girl and a broken condom? About 6 YEARS +You might want to check this out , gave it a pretty good review as a truck/ATV/snow mobile gun or just as a back-up that takes standard AR/M16 magazines . +In the old days private security and armed whites would take care of this , but maybe the negros are fighting smarter by taking on soft-targets ? +Soooooo sick of this shitty mood I'm always in 😒😒😒😒😒😒 +a boy asks his mum boy : mum why do you straighten your hair ? mum : because it makes it longer . doctor : could you explain to me how you 've burnt your penis ? +I made Shizuka fucking tall for some reason, she's got an inch on Josuke and isn't afraid to flaunt it +My pussy is like the U.S. prison system Minorities are overrepresented +Do s and Don ts When Stopped By Police and Carrying a Firearm ( VIDEO ) By Steve Straub January 25 , 2014 Do 's and Do n'ts When Stopped By Police and Carrying a Firearm ( VIDEO ) - The Federalist Papers +Anyone that blames 3 generations of Americans for all their problems is a mommas boy little bitch, need to remove the teet get out of the basement and maybe try to get laid instead of jerkin to porn. +Deuteronomy 19:14 Do not move your neighbor's boundary stone set up by your predecessors in the inheritance you receive in the land the LORD your God is giving you to possess sayeth the Lord +can't even feel bad for the females who are stuck on a nigga that disrespects plays and cheats on them . you gon learn sis 🤦🏼‍♀️ +bitch probably molly'd the 1st nigga that said good mornin' back to her +The fact that feminists find the men they claim to be against (non sensitive, hypermasculine, misogynistic alpha males) is proof that feminism is nothing but a massive shit test +There’s only one person that I want to hang with... And it’s robin Williams +Buspirone, Bupropion, Viagra and Gingko which one of these is best for reversing post ssri erectile dysfunction +How do you know when your kosher cookies are done when they stop screaming and kicking the oven door +"RT @HisDulcinea: If you scream ""oh god!"" while Richard Dawkins is fucking you, he immediately pulls out & lectures you for 3hrs" +Imagine if horses were carnivores. That's the definition of an apex predator. The Great Plains would be bedlam. +What's with the homophobia It's not like gay dudes are competition or anything. +Every ethnic Ukrainian I have ever met was White . +Check out the subreddit that calls r/incels hateful (bottom comment) +What’s the worthless piece of skin called around the vagina? A woman +I'd make a dark joke... But i'll be called a racist +21 Apr 2018 Avicii don’t wake up anymore +Why is cocaine white? cause it actually works +And the Jew @Deuterostomes favorited my tweet though. Lol. Don't have anymore time for this trash. +tfw: communist revolution 2.0 is kicked off by fat-shaming +Why doesn't Stephen Hawking eat vegetables? Because that would be cannibalism. +I'm at the point where seeing happy, upbeat young people interact is like seeing a mansion as a homeless person, just looks foreign and unobtainable This life I live is misery. +I didn't fucking know everyone has to know our fucking business.. why don't you tells the rest of the world +#YesAllWomen are going to shout over wastes of carbon material like @RICANROLL until they are heard. You are a drop in the ocean, pal. +I'm cool with it, I don't mind. but if that person tries to make a conversation about me & asking bout my life, u as a friend should end (c) +There's not many things i like cold But a dead baby is one of them +its 3 am monday morning, i have been awake 60 hours playing runescape, AMA +All the creams in Europe could not cure my infamous testicle rash that I have had since the 70’s +I like my Woman how I like my Whiskey 15 years old, and in a barrel.... I’m just joking! 18 and full of coke +I mean Destroy Dick December is easy If you have Parkinson's disorder that is. +Can we get back to building #TheWall please? +Sarah Huckabee Sanders at WH Press Briefing: James Comey "Gave False Testimony" —Ace +Reminder that your social deviancy isnt the problem it's your face Good looking people get to be socially deviant and women find it charming When a Chad burps women will laugh "haha you're so gross XD" then fuck him later When an incel burps women are repulsed and will say something along the lines of **"SAY EXCUSE ME YOU SHITLORD"** +paris jackson says " my father lives on in me " . i hate to break it to her , but semen does n't last that long . +How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else would have called it a teethbrush +Life's like my sister I wanna ride it all night long +As I tweeted before any man telling me to go to the kitchen this season could tell his mom that, father probably wouldn't of left..bitch +Obama sent Iran pallets of cash to make it reign. +what separates humans from animals ? the mediterranean sea . +Oregon losing IN OREGON ahhhahahaha faggots +Fill in the blank It's all about the ___________ . +A British school where none of the students have English as their first language ? +But I don't know all the contours of the landscape around the river. Just the little rivulet offshoots. +"@LODYCASH: dry pussy bitches always blame it on the condom😂"👏😂👏😂 +what 's the best way to get gum out of your hair ? cancer +Like said definitely learn how to use it properly because even practicing it you can injure your neck if you do it wrong . +<- number of people who wish me happy cake day Only /u/dannymason noticed me so far and said happy cake day [🍰] It's only once a year in your redditor lifetime +If @realDonaldTrump takes the #Syria bait the majority of his support is going to turn against him. I assume he is aware of this. +Man accused of triple murder in Hoffman Estates denied bond `` But at 1 : 30 a.m. Friday , Howard allegedly went to the home and a quarrel ensued . +Just seen that Ronaldo statue for 1st time. Looks like slightly retarded David Coulthard 😂 +It's no use... if we're fucked up you're to blame! +Also another thing this goes for both Fucking sides The Left & Right where I see in peoples Periscopes or Facebook Lives and what not they'll BLOCK somebody because apparently some words TRIGGERED Them or Upset their little feelings utterly BULLSHIT +How to you call an abortion clinic for hen? Laying battery. +What do black guys have in their knee Niggaments +It's like a Greatest Hits @Alexstoleurdog Not sexist but women have a weird sense of humor and can't drive +my cousin thinks it's so funny that i really want to go to school for everything like multi-talented +When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses their shit. +how do you kill 100 flies at once? hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. +Like this message if you think Mueller should be fired! +.@fdgonthier no idea. it's not going to work very well. the same show where I made those quotes is having me on again in a month. <3 +My uncle died during 9/11... He was Al-Qaeda's greatest pilot. +What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come home from camp +I begin to feel a genuine, physical pain when I am unable to get myself to just write when I want to, let alone when I need to. +I didn't think it was possible for anything to be hot and cold at the same time. Until I discovered necrophilia. +George Ramos on Trump’s victory, “Once I digested what had happened with Trump and had a plan, which was to resist and report and not be neutral, then I was able to go to bed.” +They also said the same thing about the white girls that was severely beaten on Halloween a few years ago and also about the pregnant woman that was beaten in front of her own house . +That sucks. There's massive diversity of species that live in brackish water. +It makes you feel AWAKE and clean as heck. And, I thought it was such a stupid product before I used it. + +You don't understand the things I would do for a waffle house right now. +"@Milbank Trump already threatened to use the ""Nuclear Option"" in the White House Dining Room if the cuisine didn't improve." +Islam is only purported to fight defensive warfare but a condition of Islam, is that Islam must have complete freedom to praise itself and to criticize others, whilst any criticism of Islam or any restriction of Islamic propaganda is considered an act of War against Islam. +When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps +RT @Racheldoesstuff: "You gotta have luuuuube/All ya really need is luuuube!"- Dental Dam Yankees +what do you call a happy cow ? laughing stock what do you call a grumpy cow ? a feminist +I dont like Hitler but at least in their world we would have been euthanized rather than being left alive to suffer. +Hello I 'd thought i would join has my other half spends alot of time on here he might start to nottice me abit more +What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon. +#bankrupt pedowood...the so called stars in pedowood are communist socialist's they are worshippers of Satan..look up #spirtcooking..no morals no values for human life of the innocent..#MAGA #the storm is here +You can get the smaller one. +How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his whole damn family. +""" that's what she gets for fucking a liberal "" 😂😂😂" +How fitting of modern globalists that the guy who coined "don't be evil" is in fact being evil +"""You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing.""" +female here with 3 suuicide attempts i used two sleeping pills and diet coca cola xD, im a survivor, if u are feeling suuicidal just find help hehe u can send me a pm in a few hours, im going to fuck with a chad i met on tinder, good luck +I know an ugly lower middle class guy with a good looking girlfriend It bothered me for the longest time why he has a gf... turns out she's looking for a greencard +Ladies, how many of you think that men pretend to listen to you and don't give a shit about what you think? And how many of you think that men pretend to listen to you and don't give a shit about what you think? +i need to go to the mexican flea market and grab some fake gucci sandals so i can stunt on you hoes +SORRY 4spamming u! T_T @Lebgar @LadyAlouette @GeryRdz @BeatrizAlbir @propatronus @joannaq @mrodilla @taryndraws @deuxdel @moxvi_ @SydWeiler +They all have guns and are trained in martial arts . +If someone is too drunk to drive, they're too drunk to consent. If someone is trying to get your friend alone, protest. LOUD. +Twitter is like getting a rim job from a bear fresh out of hibernation because twitter will eat your asshole out. +RT @_brooklynnmsb: It ain't nothing to cut that bitch off. 👌💁 +Now that Citizens United established 1st amendment rights for corporations, the Supreme Court has literally ruled that money is speech. +.@BlackOpal80 ...UNTIL I saw prochoice feminists in comments using VERBATIM ProLife arguments against men. "Selfish. Jerk. Think of child." +what 's the difference between your grave and a trampoline ? i take off my shoes before jumping on a trampoline . +Dragonfly Hand Tooled Leather Barrette with Wooden Stick - Lea by silverdawnjewelry https://t.co/kXzXcZvWF0 via @Etsy +How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything. +How Attractive Must a Man be Facially In order for a women to make romantic or amorous advances towards him, offering him sex etc on the 1-10 scale of attractiveness. +A girl in class treated me like a joke, so I raped her from behind. That's one joke she did not see coming! +What did one Twin tower say to the other See you at the bottom +Is this lang? @JackLilley5 Not sexist but sports women is the worst thing what's ever happened to sky sports news! #thatswhatloosewomensfor +I have found a website for the Teacher 's TV channel . +okay bitch listen up this is important ,,,,,,,, ((ur eyebrows should not be a centimeter apart)) !!!! +Dance professor:: What's your name? Me:: Sarah Dance professor:: Is that your real name? +Why did the nurse get rid of her vibrator? She had a patient with Parkinson’s +hoes are always putting your self in a nigga situation y'all not going to be satisfied till you get your ass beat by a nigga. +what was the score between the is and ethiopia in soccer usa ethiopia did n’t +NIGGA IM STILL MAD WHY DOES JAPAN HAVE 12 TOUR DATES . +wanna hear a dead baby joke ? abortion . +A nice friendly joke How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast in the ceiling +A thought for the day: “Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” — John Wooden +what's the difference between my dick and 5 y/os in my basement?? My dick's always ready for round 2 +Theory: Women on average are less attractive now than in the past Discuss +IM SO LCOSE TO DEATH SND I CANT FUCKING WAIT OH MY GOD YES BITCHHHHHHH #SignOfTheTimes +Discussion: what do you think the SCOTUS marriage decision will affect how police treat domestic violence against men? +Why did little Johnny get in trouble for eating his vegetables? Because he works at a hospital. +I see why McCain and Soros work together they both sold their people out for survival -Soros worked with Nazis to be spared -McCain squealed to Vietnamese in Nam +Being a straight white male is probably the most hated thing you can be in the 2010s, wonder what'll happen in the 2020s... 😳😳 #antifeminist #2010 #whitemale #white #male #followme +What does a bullet and the public have in common? The public does not miss XXX. +BUDDY MATE HUN these are the words normies love to patronize us with, they can't think with logic and put their emotions aside so they treat us with condescension +"The other night Cheree started a sentence saying ""Tell me what you thought about"" and I just started singing Best of Me by Starting Line." +Statistics Show... that 9/10 people enjoy a gang rape. +I can't sleep though I work so many crazy ass hours..my poor little circadian rhythm 😩 thrown off like a mf +Goals help focus you on areas in both your personal and professional life that are important and meaningful, rather than bei #TheGreatQuote +Can you pass off pretty well as a non-incel until you had to talk about your sex/dating life? +I'm so fucking lonely right now I can't even begin to describe the pain inside +Woman with "Bad Anxiety" is Pampered and Loved, While A Man With Bad Anxiety Would Be Told to Man Up or Kill Himself +This is what i observe, why is the artist never text you or chat you back when you chat or text them.they never give attention to us. +everyone, not helping me with anything: you should be a model me, constantly applying every few weeks: yeah i know +I'm really sorry! Do you have a suggestion for a rephrase? @ThelmaSleaze Cissexism alert... :( +i spent three hours alone with two saucy sex kittens last night . they were just kittens until my wife left . +There seems to be a lot of buzz about Democrats simmering now, around the same time Mueller is alleged to be seating a Grand Jury #LorettaLynch / #ElizabethCarlisle #DebbieWassermanSchultz #AwanInvestigation #BenRhodes Anyone, other than me, thinking of connecting some of these dots? +Ariana Grande really is a dangerous woman She had over 800 people injured and 22 killed. +Well It would me more uplifting if people threw themselves headfirst behind racial loyalty and make the individual sacrifice for the group but that is up to the individual to make that decision . +Don't get a dog if you can't handle it???? Don't get a puppy if you're going to get pissed when it doesn't act perfect??? They're not toys?? +Guy is expelled from high school and lost his scholarship because a girl misheard him +@mike_ray7 congratulations, you are officially fucking retarded. +Sasha has taken one for the team 😭 but that zombie walker scene of her was magic. I approve of that! #TheWalkingDeadUK +The infighting on the right is why the left keeps winning and is my #1 fear for a 2020 loss. +I take a bitch home give her long dick +What species of Bee do Jews hate the most? Zyklon B +What do you call a dark skinned pig? A Nig-let +i’m a fucking hero. i saved somebody from being raped yesterday i thought about raping them, and i didn’t +RP #LITMPagtatapat #FPJAPBalikBilibid #MDHKasagutan It Will never change baby MCLISSE IWFIL OnStarMusic +My new bitch eat a dick like a bratwurst +From now and on I will treat objects like women Normie advice at it's best. +Could the root of men's problems with women that men have romanticized love too much? +One, two, three, four black niggers in my store +a man walks into a bar . a woman walks into a kitchen . +child molestation it 's a very touchy subject +We could rescue those fleeing Assad. Or kill people as a power display while leaving refugees to die. trump's choice is no shock. +Her door AND SEE A FUCKING GUY SITTING ON HER FUCKING BED +Why do jews have so big noses? Air is free. +"RT @sansdn: Liberal psychopaths cheering for intervention has me fucking nauseous. They revel in the idea of ""doing something"", even if it'…" +▶@TheVoiceNews: Academy’s very private policy - The academy has faced criticism introducing a ban on the amoun... https://t.co/dW2HSdxtcS +I would like to say a very warm welcome to all our new members ... just working my way through each of your intro posts +I'm watching Enforcers say that they knew it was only a matter of time until this happened. Still, nothing was done. +It should be mandatory for all boys to stfu 200x a day @_CharlieWilson It should be mandatory for all girls to do 20 squats a day #notsexist +"people committing to colleges sound like people accepting oscars ""thank u for ur support, I'd like to thank my parents for this opportunity""" +~10% of the posts I've read on Facebook today are people looking for work. Jeez. I thought the unemployment rate was supposed to be better? +I don't know the difference between a Muslim and a dictator. +I do n't like how you say far greater than your own white blood relatives but there is nothing wrong in being polite to them of course . +You can't slang no tea☕️, cause he been putting me on bout everything 😏. I could only wish dawg the best 🤝. +My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 9 year old. +What is a monkey’s natural habitat Prison. +Not everything on CNN is fake news—some of it's commercials. +I believe this white guilt BULLSHIT was sponsored by criminal JEW and the Satanic pedofiles in LONDON......I DONT FOR GUILTY FOR ANY FUCKING THING ! +Cafeteria worker:: Does she speak English? Directed at my friend, who according to this person, "looked more American," hence her reasoning for not even bothering to try consulting me directly as to my English-speaking skills. 12 years ago when I was in elementary school. Made me feel angry, belittled, and confused as to what it meant to "look American". +Why do you duct tape a hamster? So it doesn't explode when you fuck it. +I'm moving tomorrow. But first today: a bunch of errands, working late, and packing. Send good vibes, because I'm really stressed! +What's the difference between some wine and little girls? I occasionally let the wine out of the cellar. +a guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in . after a while they get to talking and at about pm the second guy says , " oh well , i better get home . my wife does n't like me to stay out during late night . " the first guy replies , " i 'll help you out of this . just do what i say . go home . sneak into the bedroom . pull back the covers . get down between her legs then lick , lick and lick for about minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning . " the guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try . when he got home , the house was pitch black . he sneaks upstairs into the bedroom , pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for minutes . the bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face . as he walked into the bathroom , his wife was sitting on the toilet . seeing her he screamed , " what the hell are you doing in here ! " " quiet ! " , she said . " you 'll wake your mother . " +Lmao he left that bitch😂😂😂😂 +#inspiration A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. -Ralph Waldo Emerson #quotes #followme +Just LOL Today I used Anaface and my votes fluctuated between 7.68 an 8.25.Now even a website is trying to make fun of me.COPE +Hi there people how are you , i came on here a few years ago and for some reason didnt back on lol. so anyway i hope your all well , +Now that you're a man, you have to come hunting with us/go to straight bars/objectify women/drink beer/learn home repair/drive/etc. because that's what real men do! +What is the worst thing about being Asian? Keeping track of your pets +where on earth will you find the most jews ? in the atmosphere +Saudi Arabia king 'reaffirmed support' for US military strike, says White House https://t.co/dZTl3zvlWS https://t.co/vaDBE8HJ5A +The Rolling Stones - Paint It... ...off white? +RT @NoMeek_JustMilz: I honestly hate women who bitch & complain about a nigga playing video games when he still makes time for yall...them … +There don't seem to be many American students there. +Why are Chernobyl kids smart? Two heads are better than one +RT @n0tasha: oh fucking hell take a day off man https://t.co/0iC6KakZh8 +What’s the difference between Fortnite and 9/11 In one people expected towers to go down and they didn’t and in the other no one expected towers to go down and they did +Bitches will be bitches. +how have you been ? zmfuumtjcaf +I'm crying real fucking tears how I'm going to explain my lip to my mama 🤦🏾‍♀️😔🙄 +If being ugly negated people's opinions Fox News would have been taken over by MTV5 by now. +What's something you hate, but you're good at? +What’s worse than 100 kids dying in a plane crash? Not being there to witness it. +who likes using the phrase ' got ta catch 'em all ! ' ? the gestapo . +Normally I find this sub a tad extreme, statements like this are why I am pro-MRM +There is this yellow thing in the sky. I don't know what to make of it. +What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole. +open a new shop somewhere get my son more interested in education ( he hates school ) help mor ein my community try to whiten things up > > +#RailaPlanningChaos is the only thing he's good at. You can't be a judge and a respondent at the same time. Choose one! +Damn girl are you a body in a forest? Becuase I want to laugh at you and post you on YouTube +Also kudos to @SenJohnMcCain for continuing to care about the whole country and not just his party. You've *almost* always had my support. +It is very hard for average Whites to see their own disenfranchisement , let alone realize that it is planned . +#MGK & #CamilaCabello “Bad Things” #Mashup @radiodisney fuck +I miss my mark if the movie Jack London was n't shown at the The Jack London Literary Prize Banquet . +As I walked into my classroom today, I was filled with so many different emotions. I've never wanted to hug each of them more than I do now. +It's easy 2 give up bigoted media when you already dislike the creator. What really shows your true colors is calling out a person you liked +Why do you smear shit on the ceiling at a Somalian wedding? To keep the flies off the bride. +keith: god shiro i have so many insecurities & responsibilities i dont know what to do shiro: Vore Them keith: what shiro: V O R E T H E M +what 's incredibly useless but costs a fuckton of money ? second place in a presidential election -- ^(credit : / u / audiblenod ) +LOL everyone on #gab seems to be arguing about how white they are... +I just called you in here to let you know that we don't tolerate any kind of shenanigans from your kind here. +Anyone who believes that Hitler 's actions were well founded and the correct actions for the situation has to also believe that white extinction is an acceptable outcome . +Everyone hates me I always get kicked in counter strike despite carrying my teams and being the best player but now ive just been perma-banned in forsen's chat, what did i do to deserve this FeelsBadMan :gun: +carrie fisher kept in character even in death . because they 're gon na leia her in the ground . +Ryan Routley. Carly McKlusky. Gemineye. Kelowna. Jessica. I want my fucking revenge. +Don't be ridiculous, I'm expecting grand children. +Maddock inducing thread Even a post prime 50 yr old white woman is worth more than u +if u don't buy the box of colored goldfish you r a racist tbh +Why are mexican soccer players so nice? They’re looking for the green card. +Sometimes I feel like I wanna' get away! +Most pedophiles do not have a degree. Because they only do minors. +What's a marine's favorite way to come home? In a casket. +What's the difference between humor and morbid? It's humorous when 3 kids are stuck in one trash can but morbid when 1 kid's in 3 trash cans +Someone please make me a chocolate Oreo cake & deliver it bc I'm sad & need junk food thanks +W was 1st since 9/28/07 that @Orioles earned after trailing NYY by ≥4 in 5th or later. Down 2-7 mid 5th on 9/28/07, won 10-9. @baseball_ref +What’s the difference between a kidnapped 12 year old and my wife? Nothing, they are the same exact person +A man went into a library and asked if there was a book on how to kill yourself The librarian said “Fuck off you won’t bring it back” +So for the first time, my class was full today. Full of bullets. +Tell a itty bitty bitch pipe down +It where loads of them when I was in Thailand , Thaiguys running up from the water screaming `` Tsunami tsunami !! '' and behind them is a one foot wave +RT @iBeZo: Stupid fucking nigger LeBron. You flopping stupid jungle bunny monkey faggot. +Do you know which zodiac sign is most afraid of airplanes? It's twins. +What, aren't you a modern, empowered woman? Pssh. These women are only unempowered when they don't feel like doing something. +RT @RBK_STEVIEJ: I dont respect nun about a bitch cause idgaf bout des hoes +St. John 's College Choir , Cambridge , England : Come , thou long expected Jesus : St John 's College Choir , Cambridge - YouTube St John 's College Choir Cambridge - Wise - Prepare ye the way - YouTube Jesus Christ , the Apple Tree Merry Christmas ( almost ) --last week in Advent !!!!!! +My dad:: Why don't you do the dishes, you're a woman. Me:: Why don't you do the dishes, you're a man. Made me angry, but also glad because I knew what to say to that and my dad accepted it. A lot of women in my community wouldn't say anything. +My dad told my sister and me that our incest is unacceptable. He said he would never support it because he hates getting sloppy seconds. +@ProsperINDIA ho no. Without ur vote we lost the election. AK49 is taking oath as PM today. :-) +aids has one very amazing quality it 's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables . +why are guys and smarties alike ? they both pretend to make you smart to get into girls mouths . +All of the 'independent women' I knew eventually settled down and got married. Your instinct will kick in soon. +You cant expect those poor underprivilidged blacks to have to put up with this cold weather . +Why do people say that fathers aren't needed? +Praying Praying is just getting down on your knees and pleasing Jesus +And if you tell my heart. My achy breaky heart. He might blow up and kill this man. -Billy Ray Cyrus +Females what do you prefer,a chad looking 10/10 male with a tiny manclit or an incel subhuman below 6/10 with a BID(big incel dick)? +Once again, YES I AM IN FUCKING MATRIC. That does not make me inferior to you motherfuckers +“What’s new? We hardly talked this trip.” Because I spent a chunk of it with another guy. One I used to love & happened to kiss. #thurstale +Fucked a nigga bitch now I can't leave the crib without it +Whats the most expensive zoo in the US? White House +*Sadness & Anger intensifies* everyone have a gf here but only me fuuuuuck , 0 matches on tinder its been a mouth , no girl want , i know i should accept my life is this way and try to live alone happy , but holly fuck i cant accept that everyone can get in a relationship but me , what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck ,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck +Gamergate started harassing #GirlDevWeek's organizer. So we spent the Q&A livestreaming the tweets and discussing harassment. +Randy Orton and can feud with Bray Wyatt and then feud with The Miz and Miz can take the belt off of Orton. Talk about a feud. +"@RickyRawls I completely understand why. I'm sad I had to be like: ""please don't be afraid to RT me:/""" +Women judge the hell out of adult male virgins so why is it wrong for us to judge sluts? +why could n't jesus play hockey ? he kept getting pinned to all the boards . +What is considered puniahment as a child and a reward as an adult? Death +The idea of Big brother as government although we the people are the government is another way of putting it that we the people left or right mainly left that does such insain things to undermine another citizen say we deal with a new Big Brother getting away with breaking laws. +Wanna know my favourite movie from the middle east Suicide Squad. +I don't have a Twitter account, but love to Follow #PresidentTrump tweets I see them here and other places, sometimes dropping by Twitter in person for a few seconds So, does that make me an... Undocumented Twitter Follower? +Woman signs away her parental rights, loses custody battle, and decided to run for Texas congress to change laws to be even more biased against fathers +ITT We pretend to be Stacy complaining about her problems +#ZumaMustFall please mr president, you've messed up everything what the great leaders in ANC did, it is time to call it a day +@wordscience start telling all bitches how to live their lives. Can we get advice from gwenyth? +#PetPeeves2017 - Those crazy ass looking eyebrows.🤢 +"@ozzie_garza: @white_thunduh I'm about to cool faggot chill" tf is cool nigga +OH, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT: YOU'RE PART WHITE. +"@yelyahwilliams @Pmore_Source The word ""fatties"" makes me cringe in that tweet...Still love ya though!" +If I am an angel, I would accomplish my all task, project, all things that I should be done, in one time at the moment. If... If.. 😄 +“@OhhNickHarmon: If she's sending you nudes on snap chats but your not one of the 3 guys on her favorites, she a hoe.”😂😂😂😭 +if you're a Veteran, we need you in the prayer room, pls DM me at your convenience +There is a difference between not believing in gender roles, and encouraging your kid to be a homosexual. +i haven't had meat in 2 weeks but i'm craving chicken nuggets so fucking bad +"@LigacaoMixer @OMGETWEIRD @radiodisney quinze #LittleMix ""Shout Out To My Ex"" #HeartBreak @radiodisney" +health always comes first im so proud of everything you've accomplished with this i love you my honey #수고했어요쫑디 💌 +yes and i would spend my life in jail to be rid of this bastard but hope reigns supreme that someone else gets him +There's more than a little evidence that modern Europeans are at least partially descended from Neanderthals . +Women, do you have any empathy for single guys? +perhaps if you set up the school in a white country then it will catch on and spread to multiracial parts of the world ? +Y'all can join the saga of me getting fucked up tonight and whether or not I wake up tomorrow +Talked about Weev & full disclosure mailing list post. Baph doxxing, swat threats. Family & friends being threatened. Being target of a mob. +#Atheists, Christmas/Christian haters before #Christmas; “It’s happy holidays, NOT #MerryChristmas!” Atheists, Christmas/Christian haters after Christmas: “It’s #HappyNewYear, NOT happy holidays!” #AmIRite #MAGA #WarOnChristmas +what is the worst smell in the world ? an anchovies pussy on a hot day +My umbilical cord - I just found out that they cut mine off without my permission +.@Apolocalypses @TehMenz I will totally pretend to be deaf at that point...walk out like you're a ghost & I'm Bruce Willis in The 6th Sense. +Excellent Article !! * * * * * Why Were n't They In Jail ? +Black people cant swim No wonder they used firehoses to deter the martin luther king marches +"""An hour and dirty minutes""... That's a fucking mixtape tittle." +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/president-caught-in-bed-with/ … Mimi Alfred was a 19-year-old intern working in the White House when John F. Kennedy was President. +3rd Jan 1777 Washington defeats Cornwallis at Princeton, New Jersey. +Complete nonsense with your own plain as day motive lurking around in the background as usual . The article shows people are acting , action I support . +＠6vNANS April 08, 2017 at 04:15PM 16iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii… +lol in high school if u don't walk with ur bf/gf to a class people automatically assume y'all broke up. #getalife. the answer is no. 🤗 +A poem about truth You go to the gym, she's still with him You try taking a shower, she lets a homeless Chad plow her You get plastic surgery, she says "this still doesn't work for me" You go on normie Reddit and try pleading your case, finally swallow the black pill... it's all about FACE! +What's my favorite part about the GAP? All the cute little Indian kids there! +Why did Jeffrey Dahmer have diabetes? He ate too much fruit +Comments all blocked and hidden on the bahar mustafa post in Not The Onion +I like my women just like I like my meat I like my women just like I like my meat ..... beaten +RT @MarshallTaylor_: You got niggas and I got bitches. +1400+ incels and NONCELS here It might be time to go private again. +5 new matches all look like white trash, no thanks +YouTube - Original Romper Stomper Soundtrack - The Smack Song Irish are white not black its a fact vote S F. YouTube - Romper Stomper - Fourth reich fighting men +Hello Everyone on Stormfront Have heard a lot of good things about this forum so I have decided to take the plunge . +Did you know that you can go the rest of your life without eating food? Well, it's gonna be a very short life that you have... +Doctor: how would you describe your sleep schedule? Me: AM TO THE PM PM TO THE AM FUNK Doc: PISS OUT UR PER DIEM YOU JUST GOTTA HATE EM FU +I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke +That's about 4", i think. +A tree falls in a forest who’s gonna hear it Only me and the 6 year old +RT @LOHANTHONY: lana uses the term "bad bitch" in a UV track. i've never been more proud. +If you fucking disappear the Friend Base will find you! Don't you dare!!!! https://t.co/2TThJ1WBFE +How do you tell if a shirt hangs well? If it has a nigger on the front +And lol to the original trash who whined about RAINN statistics coming from self-report, the BJS report is SELF-REPORT FROM A SURVEY +I think I need to make a Facebook page, too. UGH. So weird. All of it. I am still coming to terms with this being my life. +particularly frustrating because u know a big reason is to prevent homeless people from sleeping and resting which is fucked up !!!!! +What’s the difference between humans and bullets Humans miss John Lennon. +Reminder: plastic surgery is a BILLION dollar industry because looks DON'T matter Now excuse me while I got lather makeup on before going to the club to try and blow Chad. +There is a double entendre competition happening near me today. Think I'll enter my grandparents +Check out the life of a film student at @ChapmanU's Dodge Film school, AMD partners in #VR. https://t.co/CS0irY0TPJ https://t.co/qNoyJiXlq1 +A:: You really have narcolepsy? Like you fall asleep randomly and stuff? Me:: Yeah, but it's not like in movies, I usually get really tired first and sometimes I can do something about it or leave a situation. A:: Oh yeah, I'm tired a lot too. Happens often & makes me feel shitty, invalidated. +What’s the funniest part about an ISIS joke? The Execution. +No woman will ever give me a chance because i am vertically retarded I am 174cm, almost every guy on the street is taller than me, i have failed to grow the way a man is supposed to grow, basicly i am genetic trash Height is the first barrier into adulthood, if you dont pass it, you dont even get a chance to play the game +Man watching those cam whore breakdown compilation on efukt just added 10 days to my life span +Whats the hardest thing to dissimulate in a swimming pool full of dead babies? A boner +I miss my ex wife Now i have fallen deep deep into depression and am tieing a noose as you read +Apparently, many are not yet out of the closet . +The Egyptians were smart enough to throw Morsi out of office when he began illegal power grabs. Turks should do same with #Erogan. #Turkey +I really hate having throat cancer... It's a pain in the neck. +What's your favourite video game of all time? +To the female coworker who just asserted that because women choose to work at Hooters, it's okay+ +I think my dad is dyslexic. Whenever he wants to say "Son I love you". He blurts out "You are a fucking disappointment." +Avicii was pretty sick at dropping beats Too bad he got too sick and dropped his heartbeat. +#NNM is over, but April is an opportunity to consistently keep ur best🍴forward!Keep filling your 🛒 w/lots of fruits🍉/veggies🥕for balanced 🍽. +most users on inceltears are incels in denial most of them are virgins, they are too bluepilled to post here, im sure most of them are watching pick up videos on youtube and that pua confidence meme +>be a conservative >don't think race plays into the human condition whatsoever even though all people belong to one race or another muh colorblind +Blooper gives reason why it's perfectly okay to bully and laugh at us +My penis is like a black man It doesn't work. +What is black and has 37 tits? A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic. +NFL player Jameis Winston sues Erica Kinsman over her false rape allegation that nearly ruined his life +Remember, fellow Democrats: -Russia hacked the election -Hollywood is the moral compass of America -Allahu Akbar is a beautiful phrase +aaron hernandez has killed himself in prison . he clearly misunderstood when his lawyer told him to hang in there +Why can't we joke about the twin towers? They don't exist +My girlfriend said she wanted to try and get rid of her love handles. I said she would look fucking stupid without any ears. +What do you call a dumb bitch that cuts her hair even if she doesn't have cancer? Emma Gonzalez. +Nooses make a good friend They may leave you hanging, but they never let go of you. +"Books are mirrors you only see in them what you already have inside you." +Oh, you're dressing like a lady today. You should keep that up. You make a much better girl. +You can buy this boat from me for 7 million dollars or you have to stay on this island forever. 👍 Läuft. #GoodbyeDeutschland +I was going to smoke some joint with some mexicans I asked them if they had papers and they all ran off. +@Katie_bg @jacgarspr1 @DBloom451 @TuckerCarlson Yes I know. He was a good guy. I didn't always agree w him but I tr… https://t.co/a3u1FEMtbX +my sleeping schedule is extremely messed up and i've been trying not to pass out in every class today, minus 1st period. i was out. #nosleep +Don't you think your reaction was offensive to others as well? +what 's easier to hook up with the younger it is ? a corpse +What's the difference between a jew and a bullet? The bullet makes it out of the chamber. +T✨@JoelmaKlaveren 〡✨S💦 〡〡 U✨@EllasFancy 〡〡〡✨N💦 〡〡🌊A✨@sandro_vxs 〡✨M💦 🌊 I✨@lurrodriguess 〡✨S💦 〡〡🌊D✨@EuPolonium 〡〡〡✨V💦#DomingoComTsunamiSdv +There is an active community here - you just need to get off the net to find it . +@AshStudio7 Please do include his goal against shalke04, in which he does 3 step over & hits the shot with his lft… https://t.co/qzDaniR2Jx +Deliberately trying to eliminate an identifiable group is an attempt to commit geNOcide under the Law of Common Sense . +Anyone know when orange is the new black starts ? +Once you turn into a hoe, always a hoe. Crazy ass 🙄 +Actually hate moody people me like chill the fuck out man +. @djtomcrusher just been listening to you over the weekend, your IDs are absolute monsters, keep up the good work! +I utterly want to vomit after watching this disgusting pro invasion of White countries ad . +why was't jesus born in mexico ? they could n't find three wise men or a virgin . +It is very sad to see that the WN/NS movement has a class divide we are the same race therefore we should band together ! - reat123 14/88 +A girl approached me only to turn around and walk away in disgust when she saw my face I just started college and this is what happened the first day ITS OVER boyos +I have a subway nearby and eat there occasionally . +@haylebopp last year i had to explain why "queer theory" is the acceptable academic term +Why was the 3 year old African depressed? Because he was having a mid life crisis. [EDIT]: So apparently the person who told it to me got it from r/jokes. +i don't give a fuck about your opinions or feelings. i'm not going to keep explaining myself to people i have never met! +These hoes got more bodies than a cemetery🐸☕️. +if i were to die and be resurrected as an animal id be a howler monkey +The negress above have boasted about that she will become the first black woman as the prime minister of Sweden . +nigga you broke you buggin, fuck you lil hoe you ugly 🖕🏽 +RT @UrsTruly_Jessie: These bitches is actors out here +what 's black and blue and hates sex ? a rape victim . +What is Hitler's favorite song? Bright Eyes. +It isn't so much whether #BlackLivesMatter or #WhiteLivesMatter, but the apparent general lack of #GrayMatter. +.@corygardner Please #ProtectTheArcticRefuge by opposing any congressional or executive action to open the refuge to oil drilling. +The only thing worse than her spitting on your grave... ...is her swallowing on it. +I can't decide if today is a good or bad day My ex got hit by a bus, but I lost my job as a bus driver +I'm ok with the changes to this dumb website because I can still put my dumb thoughts in this box and have people tell me if they're good +What's a pedophiles favorite pie flavor? Boys n berry +Today in "things GamerGate does to try to stop OAPI", they link to quotes of things I used to believe that I admitted to on my own blog. +"its britney bitch" - the bible (leviticus 7:58) http://t.co/ZoAkn1ZlHm +Look, I am certainly not a fan or advocate of node by any stretch of the imagination, but these jokes are getting old. +22 year old Incel goes to /r/TheBluePill to be "corrected" - Very depressing +Why jews didn't participate in WW2? They were camping +You can't be ran through & a trophy at the same time. You washed up ma' so 9/10 you gone end up with somebody as low as you! 😉 +We wish all our learners and educators a restful holiday and look forward to welcoming everyone back next Quarter. See you on the 19th. +every1 else considers me kind of a tomboy so i guess that's good? idk i feel guilty for painting my nails using pastel colors and make up ha +why are there no black characters in the board game , clue ? because then it would be called solved . +what does avril lavigne and black people have in common ? i do n't give a fuck if either is dead or alive +What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? (Read first no ban :() The root. +What do you do after you ate the cleanest pussy you’ve ever eaten? Put her back in her crib +#DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA #DEATHTOANTIFA +Need my fellow nerds to see Judas Contract so we can fucking discuss +Everytime tops drop by fat pat plays I just wanna get tf up and dance with a bad bitch wtf +What goes through the pedophile chef when he rapes children? Bone a petite Edit: immediately noticed i forgot to add "the head of the pedophile-" apologies! +Nope, YOU'RE just gross, assface. @Cashyeww Girls are not allowed to participate in No shave November... I'm not sexist, you're just gross +Torturing myself with @GordonRamsay videos, all the food looks so fucking good.🤤 +The Lord of the Rings movies are great adaptations because they give life onscreen to what is sterile on-page. +OMG I need tissues! Not Hank and Wu! Damn you evil forces!#Grimm — watching Grimm +You shouldn't laugh about those 'Jewish nose' jokes if you can laugh about a Holocaust joke instead. +I was just about to raise my glass to the poor people who lost their lives in the recent Japan fire, then I thought I better not, they've already been toasted. +i saw it on opp.now i know what your name stands for.congrats you have a nice looking boyfriend.i read opp once and awhile to see if they took my pic off of here yet and put it on there . +what would happen if africa had more mosquito nets ? fewer mosquitoes would die of aids +Last week @Kehlani added a Berkeley show on my birthday, tonight I won tickets for it on the radio!!! BEST PRESENT EVER!!! +Morgan has lost the plot, are we going to lose him tonight too? I can't handle multiple deaths, I can't even handle one #TheWalkingDeadUK +While APC was workin on d street strategically 4 votes PDP was lookin 4 something to spoil BUHARI name. Team Efe on the street 24/7 #BBNaija +The love of other people’s money is the root of modern liberal socialism. +Thanks @ArūnasDeveikis @PiyushGiri @vijaydhindale @vishalgiri @ashishkumar & many other thanks for subscribing.Result will be announced on 8 +Don't ever speak to me keep like that boo I don't want your dirty dick +today , i saw a story about a children 's doctor who likes to do magic for those in the hospital . he 's really good . he made a couple kids hair disappear . +Almost all of the Middle East and North Africa was full of whites once upon a time . +so a patient visits the doctor . doctor says , " the bad news is you have a condition that has never been observed previously . totally incurable sorry to say . you will die in agony . " " the good news is it will be named after you . " +there's a million times worse stuff on twitter, but nobody is threatening to seize twitter's domain very frustrating +If you have children or grandchildren ages 12-17 , please encourage them to learn about their heritage and history this summer by enrolling in the Knights Party Crusaders Youth Corps through : Youth Corp +Notice some comments being heavinly brigaded here u/azavii shut it down +what do you call an indian taking a shit ? brownian motion +Aside from the fact that the mayor never offered any evidence to back his claims , your claims have no relation to what was actually said in the article . +sometimes i hold my wife ’s face in my hands and wish i 'd kept the rest of her . +ISIS or Shia militia - both use Islam as their organizing principle. Regardless of who wins, the outcome will be an evil regime. #Tikrit +Getting home at this time is stupid my guy, how i'm supposed to sleep with the birds and sun out +An overdose of enthusiasm is particularly troublesome for you ... More for Taurus https://t.co/7Et3tIEIyR +Smithy is the shittest kid ever seen man honestly took like 100$ in 1week of him and 90% of the games got disputed, got 2times someone in +Just realized Drudge sucks, not one word of all the collusion against Trump that's being uncovered. +"I'm so glad they (incels) won't be able to reproduce" how do you even respond to this +Who would be the last person I’d want to see for a fertility check? A Muslim. He’d only yell, “Infertile!” +I've been looking for a proud Aryan women to help me in the distribution of literature and for a long term relationship . +Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I dont like it when my pizza burns +Those sports are quite different so I'd say it is. By your logic schools that have no equestrian championships should be excluded since they failed to be good overall. +What's the difference in between a child slave and a garage? I don't have a garage +How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up. +Mummy I want to give a lot of my clothes away, why is that Lucy? asked Mummy. I want to give them to all of the little girls on Daddy's computer that haven't got any clothes to wear.. +Tricky balance, letting fear drive you to overcome obstacles without letting it push you to panic and do something stupid. #lifelessons +Im so tired from that annoying, unnecessary anxiety attack I had UGGGGGGGH I want this to stop plsss +What did Bill Clinton say to Hillary after they had sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes! +RT @drunktweets81: You sure do have a pretty face for a cripple +One year ago this minute liberals were waking up thinking "it was just a bad dream" the poor dears! +it's over my vidya arrived but I got bored after an hour or so +All that shit Joseline did to those women and she wanna be cool now fuck outta here #LHHATL #LoveAndHipHopATL +When a bitch all in ya mans face in public http://t.co/KXmi85GQP2 +My wife is so fat even her opinions are beginning to carry weight +DELO JUST TOLD A GROWN BITCH SHE IS STILL GETTING FUCKED ON TWIN SIZE BEDS 😭😭😭 +What does the d in ajit pai stand for? Dead +Did you directly vote for increased 3rd world immigration? +my parents said they're gonna make us all learn a rap on vacay for family bonding... can they be any more white? +got your hoe on the scroll +I like black people how I like Christmas ornaments Out of sight unless they’re hanging from trees +I don't think black people should be allowed to use the word n**** +What does a sports fixture have that an amputee doesn't? two legs. +Yeah, Swamp soccer is the real sport ... beer , naked men , men in flower dresses Actually , I was planning to attend with a girl team one year ... unfortunately it didn ´ t happen YouTube - Swamp Soccer - Finland +Know why the ultimate warrior died? God LOVES fag #toosoon ? He was an anti-gay crusader so a little light jokes are necessary +How do you sneak out of class early? With an AR-15 +To @kfahim @bazrpash_fans @Twitter This is permanent notice Arabs will never be welcome with me. Palestinians deserve the Africanfellowdogs +I can't get myself to do fucking anything and I hate it +She gonna pop that pussy for a real niggaa +What did the child molester say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again. +Going to costco to get cucked My dad keeps forcing me out of the house fuck +Describe your sex life using spongebob quotes “Daddy no! Daddy yes!” “Are ya ready kids?” +Sick to death of either seein nobs or ur minge on ur story +My I should give myself compliments cause I curled the shit out of my own hair tf she just installed it in😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️ +Last night I realised that my sister is asexual like me because... we were having sex none of use enjoyed it. +"""If you knew what I know, you'd understand. No, I can't tell you what I know. You have to believe me"". Trust no one, question everything." +Our politicians make inane speeches about freedom of speech while studiously avoiding the real source of the problem, the violence in #Islam +My mom always complaining, how you always mad for the stuff you're SUPPOSED to do? I didn't ask to be born. +My girlfriend broke up with me....... so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back. +Mentioning black pills to normies is literally worse than coming out as a white right wing supremacist And I am not right wing at all but I just mentioned a small black pill and it was an instant kick out of the chat group, normies shut you down as fast as they can. +im so fucking upset man nothing ever works out for me +well today turned out to be a real fucking shitshow +can you really get charged a full account of manslaughter for killing a black person ? i mean they 're only / of a person +Why did Paul walker cross the road He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt +Why does 9/11 get one day, but black history gets a whole month? Black history is the bigger disaster +Or else we will lose @WatCanBR0WND04U 's begrudging acceptance of our human rights! +"Bae" sounds like such a ghetto word. Use something else +And reading the article one gets gets the impression that comp sci departments are desperate and grateful for bodies -- regardless of color -- in their departments . +Allergies acting up all over the place. 😭😭😭😢😢😢😢 1 hell of a career. #ThankYouTaker #WrestleMania #SidelineTalk +what 's red and sticky and has two teeth ? a recently bludgeoned toddler . +Going down on your sister is like non-alcoholic beer. I love non-alcoholic beer. +If George Soros corrects my spelling, Can I call him a grammar Nazi? +“Devin Kelley’s Facebook page stated that he was an atheist and his interests included “Civil and social rights” and “Civil rights” as well as endorsements for local Texan Democratic political candidates.“ +“no people can be both ignorant and free.” ― Thomas Jefferson +If you're not sure if you want a child Date a single mother. See if you like it, if not, just leave. They're used to being abandoned anyways +President Trump has so many pussies to grab in D.C. but they are all dicks... +"Now I understood why ppl be saying ""y'all not built like me"" cause omg some ppl really not built like me..." +what do jessie j and christina grimmie have in common ? bang bang . +Blacks seem to be hell bent on embarrassing themselves and acting like animals everywhere they go .. this is pretty typical behaviour .. +So out of all the people, it had to be Kurt ugly ass +reminder that attractive women can literally shit money there are females who sell their feces online +What do Depression branded knives use to stand out? Cutting edge technology +Not her biggest fan by any stretch,but Teresa May lashing Easter Eggs out the window at passers-by in Saudi would be fucking boss. +A lot of where political pundits fail is how they put everything happening now into a frame of reference of past/existing labels or events +(Xpost from Askreddit) Take a look at top comment, what a shame. +I know I am worthy and I totally deserve his affection and attention he gives me but.. after being treated like dirt for so long? It's weird +How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 9 year old weiner! +Richmond tomorrow and ima be fucked up all weekend I swear to God +Did you know that Paul Ryan “sleeps in his office” a lot? +If you have not already done so , check out the Stormfront South Africa section , in the International Forums . +My friend, after years and years of suffering, finally got his eternal peace today... His wife will be buried at the Central Cemetery after she passed away at 4:51am. +Sun 2nd Apr 03:30: The #Weather in #Harwich is currently Light rain and 3C | Max: 4C Min: 2C - #MyWeather +What’s the difference between a feminist and an ape? The ape evolved from the feminist +"Shithole" will be the greatest meme since Pepe first rubbed his frog chin with knowing wryness. +All the pictures of the ex are gone...there's no pictures with the side hoe posted...*slides into his dm's like* http://t.co/XMVtZ0GTPp +Listening is a positive act: you have to put yourself out to do it - david hockney KissWard MEGAsaKilig +Yesterday is history🔚. Tomorrow➡️ is a mystery. Today is a gift🎁. That's why it's called the present🙌🏾.💯💯💯 +Where is all the money coming from to pay these women to make sexual harassment claims? +I'm a people person - that's why I work at Comcast +Mixed martial arts is generally considered mixing Western and Asian arts together . +you know what. Prison Break would've ended satisfactorily and wouldn't need a 5th season if they didn't make the fucking stupid movie +This guy from r/depression could perhaps use some support/guidance. +Holyyyy shiittt!!!! Brain, why!!!! Y so idiot todayyyyy!!! I FUCKIN WANNA SCREAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!! +@realDonaldTrump @RepMarkMeadows @Jim_Jordan @Raul_Labrador Great healthcare? Where the hell have you been-didn't… https://t.co/iLTEn1Btu9 +I hope you guys accept me in the fandom and that I make some good friends in this fandom❤️ #5YearswithEXO +They will continue to be a source of cheap labor if they do n't find a sense of pride and use their labor to strengthen their own nations . +we seem to have a civil war on our hands +I hate myself I'm a useless freeloader with nothing to offer and I don't even have good looks to make up for it. +Love being with someone that supports me ❤. Whatever I wanna do, she's right there to help me reach my goal 💍. +"RT @breyon03: Damn girls really hate being told ""No"" 😂😂😂😂😂🤔 why though wtf" +What is difference between black people and a bucket full of shit The bucket +What's similar between a Pregnant 14 Year Old and the Fetus inside her? They're both thinkin "Oh shit, my mom is gonna kill me." +I am a truther, that believes in free speech. +Except dat Hazel nigga.. RT @KingHov1313: “@11wdNICK: I think all dem hoes on LAHHH regular....”👈I know I can hit all of em too😩 +Apparently after UNC and Oregon play the national champ game is immediately next. According to tyler..... #HELPME +what i do have a problem tho w is my man having friends that don't know how to mind their fucking business, regardless of their gender. +Don't worry. She'll change her style soon. +Is this true that the descendants of the English settlers are leaving at a significantly different rate than the descendants of the Dutch settlers ? +I want to take a nipple polishing class from Edith Bunker +tfw your oneitis is only 5'2 yet she gets fucked by 6'1 tyrone it makes me uncomfortable to think about +If we all loved our Neighbors....Oceans and Walls mean nothing....let alone Borders! +Coworker:: Her daughter is some 13 year-old dykey chick. Me:: How exactly was she "dykey"? Coworker:: She wasn't wearing any makeup. Me:: She's thirteen! Coworker:: So? I didn't even know what to talk to her about. 19 year-old coworker in the workplace. +Current Year Democrat starter kit: * Pussy hat * Resist/Still With Her/Love Trumps Hate/She Persisted bumper stickers * Harry Potter and Handmaid's Tale DVDs * Beyonce and Katy Perry CDs * "Americans United Against Racism" * American flag hijab * Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel DVD-Rs +how do you fill a fraternity house full of people with over iqs ? invite the professors over for a couple drinks . +Petition to class feminism as a terrorist group has 86% of the signatures it requires +Old dude in this cafe: "my grandmother had blue hair" +Why are you getting the pink one? +Day drinking is not the one it's 10pm and I'm fucked +for one moment I thought it wasn't so bad but then I put on my glasses and oh found out it's worse than I thought lol +Wow! That lil rib has seen a lot of love! #milesonthewheel #bencarter #talesofaredclayrambler #makermade https://t.co/zVHL46yn3Y +So the Quds general leading the assault on ISIS in #Tikrit is 35 miles from the action. Not my idead of valiant leadership. +Very poor from Ozil followed by more abysmal defending. What a joke this team are #wengerout #AFCvMCFC +Because fat men and fat women have equal opportunity in this world, right. @Carlozaffino I'm not sexist so I will call you fat if I please. +Remind them that they 're just another Jew tool and that they are basically spitting on the graves of millions of people that were murdered by real Communists . +Never in my life have I worn this much fucking makeup +Whats the differemce between a paedophile and a necrophile? 5 minutes in the microwave +There's someone sending me troll messages with a username impersonating mine He's /u/Made2BeLonely +Pulling on my lip rings to freak out my mom. +I knew that I could get them from Army surplus stores . +FL that 's an old photo of last year . +10 innings into the season, I already cringe as Mondesi seems ready to collide with a teammate on every fly ball. +What are the chances that a Jew had the number 8675309? 1 in 6 million +"Growls in annoyance. ""That fucking bitch just woke me up!"" But who was he speaking about?" +I laughed so hard that I urinized in my pants. +Yes, he has a red Firebird so the wigger 's parents thought he had promise just like all those fictional characters on t.v. +what can bring your inner child out ? a coathanger . +"Unforgettable IPL moments: "" Mumbai Indians chased 191 in 14.4 Overs against RR in 2014 and qualified to play off """ +what do hookers and credit cards have in common ? after they stop working for you you just cut them up and dispose of them +Today's Glorious Scorecard: Al Franken has 2nd molested Victim come fwd Glenn Trush suspended over horrifying Sex harassment Serial Predator Bill Clinton has 4 NEW Accusers come fwd Charlie Rose has 8 VICTIMS come fwd Cali, Dem, Raul Bocanegra resigns Over Sex harassment And Cerno has 1 more! +MR POTTER OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS, HE IS AN AWFUL FUCKING COUNSELOR +I need to know: are you looking for a career, or are you looking to get married? +This is a picture of my youngest cat ( Cheeto ) hanging out with my oldest dog ( Nebbie ) . +I base your interest in me off how well and fast you text back and if something interferes with that, how well you communicate that. +"She says ""wow erica you're eating so healthy"" I said ""girl I just got back from smash burger, did you want something?""" +Don't you fucking DARE!!! #TWDFinale #TheWalkingDead +Why don’t Jews eat pussy ? Because it’s to close to the gas chamber +All I ever wanted to be was a hero But I've been forced to become a villain +do you know what the best rape protection is ? consent . +ive seen some very beautiful white women and nothing sickens me more than to see them pull up at the mall , grocery store , or gas station and think damn shes beautiful then to see her open the back door and walk in with an oreo baby kinda makes you wish it was still 1940 here in alabama 16 +What's the difference between a baby and a traffic cone I drive around the traffic cone +For all your financial needs make sure you check out our Arvest Bank proud sponsor of the RRCBF Official Afterparty +fuck faith for not waking me up and telling me we got to go to the work farm today!! +Who was Jesus reborn as? Hitler of course. #revengeSavesHumanity +The scoreboard had the count wrong, and I'm pretty sure Villar thought the batter struck out. That's why he was late covering. +How do you call a meeting in Ethiopia? Dead silence +When otherpeople bake and eat a potato, they're eating... But when I do it, it's homicide and cannibalism! +what did amy winehouse do when her producer said he did n't like her new tracks ? she put on a long - sleeved shirt . +Things alway fucking work out. Focus on you and don’t quit. Put in a ton of effort, it won’t betray you. +What was the Border Patrol man's motto? Reported and Deported +a young black boy is in the garage wanting to paint his bicycle white he reaches high onto the shelf to get down the white paint when it falls all over him . he runs inside and says mommy , mommy , look , i 'm white ! she slaps him and says son , you should be proud of your heritage , go tell your grandmother what you 've done . the little boy then says , grandmother , grandmother , look , i 'm white ! she slaps him and says , you should be proud of your heritage , go tell your grandfather what you 've done . grandfather , grandfather , look , i 'm white ! he slaps him and says you should be proud of your heritage ! go to your room and think about what you have done . the little boy is sitting in his room and thinks , shit , minutes of being white and i already hate niggers . +“Donald Trump helped get three black athletes released from prison in Communist China today and the entire media is silent about it” — Jack Posobiec +I'm sure I'm not alone in having come to the conclusion it would be both quicker and more likely to succeed in seeking a solution to our many ills that involves removing and replacing the whole corrupt edifice rather than trying to reform that which is fundamentally and irretrievably corrupt. +Rata Street New Lynn Very busy as people try to get to New Lynn. Great North Road Closed! Bus's deviate. Plan trip around! #Flooding +Coach kat really fucked me over this season & I will never evelove forgive her for that. +It's actually outrageous that wilder hasn't received a motm award this season. Like he gives a shit tho #topoftheleague +Don't you hate it when you get caught masturbating? Just the other day my neighbour saw me through the blinds doing it. He even came outside and started yelling at me. I barely had time to put his dog down and jump the fence. +TRP is out on DVD and Digital Download--discussion thread Buy or rent this movie to support the filmmaker. +How do you circumcise a hillbilly? kick his sister in the jaw. +When the girl starts talking the guy in the middles lips start moving . +Drop dead gorgeous but the bitch ain't dying for a nigga +"After the March, Everybody went home. Madam & Baas got ready to go to a braai with fellow ""struggle heroes"", our mothers, started cleanin" +“If wars can be started by lies, Peace can be started by Truth.” Julian Assange +How does a gorilla get out of it’s cage? The African Slave Trade +How could you tell that Princess Diana had dandruff? because her Head & Shoulders was on the dashboard +"Before we ""PRAY FOR SYRIA"" and their fake crisis, can we ""PRAY FOR CHICAGO"" and their real crisis of murdered children⁉️⁉️" +#SRH having worst anthem song. Irritating fucking mind. 😡😡😡 +I fuckin hate my dad he and my mom have been divorced for 17 years and separated for 19 and he still fucking makes my mom cry +People say Dark Souls is the most difficult game ever. They’ve obviously never played *Where’s Maddie?* +Why has every night of this spring break been literally fucked +“@keyna__: “@cosmeticJUNKiee: "need to get laid 😂😂😂😂 sike im celibate" bitches be like 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆”👀”👀 +I spit on a vegetable, he look at me angrily and say +Also wish people were down to take Day trips to these places around the US.. sleep in the car, and dip back out... crazy +I played a few hours of Andromeda and all I can say is that the games glitches get more common the more you play +I promised myself I would promote my work every day this mnth. I've been doing so slyly. With that said, here's a thread of what I do + work +We still hold the major votes come 2020 😂😂😂😂 #Trump2020 and nothing the left trys now will work because of all there racist and fascist issues that the left become as they call themselves communists..😂😋 +Why do girls choose the bad boy type of guys man? I mean, in real life indi sya bla sadya charot hahahaha find a decent one. Charot again +Just remember, when you hear these accusations, it’s just the tip of the iceberg. +They can make out in jury after the DE KEEP STIRRING THE FUCKING SAUCE STICK TO THE PLAN +I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore 😂🍯🍳🍟🍝 +Scarface put his face in a mountain of cocaine, Hitler also put his face in a mountain of Jewish ashes +I think I was my own `` tiger mom '' when in Montessori school ... around age 3 My memories are vague ( cue song ) but Mumsy said they had hoola hoops we sat in and whenever a kid stepped in mine I slapped him/her . +Them pretty nail bitches, them bail you outta jail bitches. +Ariel Laurie , Israeli Soldier , Grabs Toddler in Australia Kidnaps 6 year old boy , says he 's going to put him into car trunk but mother chases him down . +Are there any ple`s started yet then ? and if so where are they so we can check them out maybe we will move to one . +what 's omar marteen 's least favorite snack food ? twinkies ! +Why do niggers suiscide ? They want to be the best ! +i was being polite as i tend not to write in absolutes . +“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.” ― Ronald Reagan +No, you're a girl, you don't need them. We'll save these tools for your brother. +A teacher at a Baton Rouge elementary school was arrested just two hours into his first day on the job Tuesday . +I Kan put a hit on you homie you know I'm good for it!!! But I'll do you in myself Kuz it's Personal. +People can support what they want thats is whats good about being free but it all comes at a cost, but then i remember our modo Out of many comes one, and then comes my explanation one out of many because there just one me and many of you all.. #ChaosDisorder Truth and Facts +Cute buff guy walked in and then he opened his mouth and he was a flipping retard 😑😒 +what do guns and people have in common ? the black ones are usually filed under the " assault " category . +REMINDER: if you and chad were hanging on a cliff your mother/sister would save chad +Genders are like the Twin Towers At first there were two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject +Now I wait to see which signed albums I got and the photo cards until I decide if I want to trade any or not. +Unless all women find you attractive, you are just paying for your relationship with your "true love" Unless you are universally attractive to every woman who sees you, you are just a layover between flights to Chad. +My wife is thinking about having an abortion. This cannibal restaurant really has an intriguing menu. +So weird all this mumbo jumbo happens the day of Verritt goes online.... something very fishy going on +helen keller walks into a bar . and a table , and a stool . +anybody know the first symptom of aids ? a pounding sensation in the ass +The rounds I used to use in my 5.56 would cut through trees a foot thick and quarter inch steel like a hot knife through butter . +Why is it that the Telegraph writes pieces sympathetic to feminism or the "men's liberation movement", when most of its readership in the comments sections are MRAs or MGTOWs? +Masa y do yu hv to go do la borow to impress a woman.this guy paaa @merquryquaye @Hitz1039FM #cruisecontrol +When they took the cross off the Canadian flag then we were doomed . +What do you do when you see a black man running down the street? You shoot again. +YouTube Spotlight wasn't shy about posting a Mother's Day video, but where is the Father's Day video? +On the drive home from work today I hit a rabbit... I keep one in the car for when I’m stressed... +<-- Trucel roll call, if you're not here on a Friday LDAR'ing you are a fakecel normie +today 's pc world really sucks for example , i ca n't say " black paint " anymore , now it 's " jamal , paint my house " . +I mean I can tell what they're saying but it still is just too distracting to even try to follow more than a sentence :| +can't get over how many hoes i flexed on last night :// +If you think you fucked up.....the @Seahawks ran on the 1 and the @AtlantaFalcons blew a 25 point lead.....let that sink in +What worse then burning gays alive or throwing them off a roof? Not baking them a cake +What's the difference between a feminist and a crybaby? The crybaby stops crying once it grows up. +Wind 0.8 mph WSW. Barometer 1018.6 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 7.1 °C. Rain today 0.0mm. Humidity 80% +GOAAAL EVERTON LETS FUCKING GO BLUES!!! FUCK LIVERPOOL +I take it as a compliment when someone calls me a Nazi because they are essentially comparing me to the greatest men to have ever walked this planet . +Almost a year later, people still crying about Trump. Fuck this World. Full of little bitches. +Who was the first Jewish person you met Probably The Jewish guy who comes into Kroger and runs a daycare and sperm bank out of the same building or this pile of ash in my German grandfathers urn the read the my Jewish ex wife +THEY MADE A BOTTLE FLIP GAME APP?!? This is preposterous. ...... but imma download it and see if it's fun anyways. +.@HumanistFury @Shermertron @jennykutner From now on, I'll use "Little Girl". Except it insults preteen females comparing them to feminists. +Mom called the police on dad the other day Why do daughters always hate their parents so much? +I also burnt my wrist on an electric hob I'm fucked now- +My wife needs to be renewed, to be filled with the spirit. I need a volunteer. I need a young black man. #reconciliation #wearevictory +Build ISA_12.01_CI_20170401.1 succeeded for Building Solutions in 8 minutes #TFS #Construction #ContinousIntegration +if you hit a dog and don't even stop you're fucked up. +Do Schena got some black in her? Her hair actin real black right now >>>>>>>>>> #WWHL +RT @GarrisonRehrig: im always getting fucked over.. ill never understand +Would you like to speak at #LITE2017? Call for speakers is now open! https://t.co/CPvT4q6ZDW #EdTech #speaking +Not to mention, it also defeats the purpose of why you deserved the recognition: from humble, good old fashion service to your patrons. +"@gabeghig23 Brockk any day of the week fym😤 ""cruisin"" is the fucking summer time anthem" +Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. –Ralph Waldo Emerson +Even tho I HATE that I've been working this side job everyday after work and weekends with no days off. Feels good when that income comes in +Anybody ever get stuck in a rut on The Internet like what should I watch next and you're constantly saying your bored because it feels like you've seen everything online that's how I feel right now +Christianity has it's retards as well: https://t.co/XOetHwZb9b +“@PaigeHardesty: A relationship is only made for two.. but some bitches don't know how to count.”amen to that! +You got me FUCKED up if you don't think I will watch Selena at any given time, any given day. #AnythingForSelenasssss +Your HS bully is partying with his clique right now getting drunk and fucking the chick you liked in the bathroom, but none of that matters because you studied hard and will be his boss when you're older! +Wish I could breathe through my nose, but I can't use nasal spray anymore because I got addicted again and now I'm dealing with the rebound +I don’t get why black people are so mad I mean we brought them over here +Sometimes you gotta block a bitch because damn they annoying +RT @XBLBakersWorld: Do you miss me like I miss you? Fucked around and got attached to you Friends can break your heart too, and I'm always… +IM SO TRIGGERED RN SOME GIRLS NEVER MOVE ON AND NEVER STOP TELLING LIES BC THEY CANT LIVE W/O DRAMA AHAHA KEEP MY NAME OUTTA YO MOUTH HONEY +@kieffer_jason nigga i really dont give a flying fuck but if u wanna talk shit then back your words up and scratch stop being a little bitch +Watching the walking dead has made me realise that I'd have no problem abandoning whatever morals I have to save myself and those I care for +Im the man around this bitch baby check out my wrist watch ⌚💂 +Idk If this is NiceGuysTM +Virgil, The Aeneid: 'I see wars, horrible wars, and the Tiber foaming with much blood'. +help me understand men who compliment women what goes throuhg a guys mind when he compliments a women whose already been complimented a million times +What’s a niggers favourite football trick? Around the world. +How many Jews does it take to make the world a better place? Nein +I think my son is an extrovert. He always screams for help when I lock him alone in the basement. +you ever see a picture and can tell that a girl is sucking her stomach in 😂😂😂 like girl you choking breathe +When a white man wants to get stoned, he asks for a joint. A black person doesn’t ask to get stoned. +Kinda thinking being drafted won't be as bad cause I do get drafted I plan on coming home with a man in uniform😜 +1D isn't over. Its in these moments that you realize it's just beginning. They're One Direction no matter how far they part #SignsOfTheTimes +I hope the people of Northern Ireland don't blame the pork attackers they could have mental issues or be drug addicts. +I feel like I just met someone I can fall in love with..... I don't wanna run away from this feeling +Good facial features that St. Blackops2cel has I'll start : positive canthal tilt +@boomingbeat ❝Shut up, shut up, shut up!❞ He's getting all flustered, hot damn. https://t.co/vXS2EBCl2h +Fuck @ATT and every fucking number they have that takes you too a fucking ROBOT! +Healthy isn't a goal, its a way of living. Selamat hari Kesehatan Dunia Marketeers! #InternationalHealthDay… https://t.co/uA38KdATIv +I saved a girl from being raped today By changing my mind +How'd you get a regular name? +What do you guys here think about that post and the comments, especially the "nice guy" stuff? +I just got my R1200C used with 10,500 miles. i changed the oil and filter as soon as i got it. [...] did i miss something, or do i need to get them adjusted already? +New announcement about Stan Lee's funeral It will feature a cameo appearance by Stan Lee. +[quote=BoyHowdy;8475764] QUOTE ] Killed were Joshua Pennington , 27 , of East Earl Township ; Linda Lapp and her husband , Samuel , both 48 and residents of New Holland ; and Amy Wilhelm , 50 , and her husband Dennis `` Butch '' Wilhelm , 43 , of Manheim Township . +I'm fucking saturated beyond belief all I want rn is to watch Tobi, eat McDonald's and lie in bed +Incredibly disappointing to hear that Stephen Hawking died However, it’s good to know that pouring ice water over our heads helped keep him going for so many years. +Jennifer Flowers still alive? She was so awkward during WrestleMania 14. lmao Who the fuck flirts with Jeff Jarrett in that loud ass jacket? +I need some dank Stephen Miller memes in my life. +I swear we haven't lost a game when we wear the ugly ass gold jerseys. +What's the difference between a cockroach and a Japanese One can survive a nuclear bomb. +a boy approaches his crush and asks " did you die your hair ? " " yes actually , thanks for noticing " " that 's a strange coincidence because my grandpa died last week " +What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor. Sorry I know this joke is older than the Sandy Hook kids wish they could be... +What do you say to reject a flat-chested girl? You lactose titties. +#samanthabaldwin Manchester & Notts have failed your family but the people of the UK are behind you & will stand up for you against the bad. +It is amazing to watch the newscasters report on all these cases , yet never make a connection . +Don't get all manic on me now. +did you hear about the new stanford geico commerical ? minutes could save you years or more +a ginger haired man walked into the grocery store . he stole a loaf of bread and ran off shouting " you ca n't catch me i 'm the gingerbread man " . +RT @alilbitofdej: hell yea means ion wanna talk to u no mo ... u boring 😂 https://t.co/aPVQk2QyVS +Girls run away from their families for two different reasons. Either they're chasing after something, or they're running away from something. +Do you have huge numbers of all the various turd to urine coloured rainbow of third worlders like many parts of Canada ? +I also thought it was super classy of Ricky Morton to finish the speech thanking Robert as the greatest tag partner. #WWEHallOfFame +If you one of my hoes .... make yourself known +Amazing grace... Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me I once was lost But now I know That all is for naught +You can go straight into a community college without GED , you just have to pass the tests . +tiger woods is actually half - asian . he 's half - thai , to be precise . he 's thai and nigger , hence the name " tiger " . +So paddock fires 200 rounds, but magically leaves Campos with minor injury, and then instead of finishing Jesus off of to prevent a call for help, Paddock turns his fury on the faceless country music crowd, but only after waiting six minutes. +YouTube - Mad Max & Feral Boy Mad Max and Feral Boy YouTube - Mad Max 2 - Feral Boomerang Kid Feral Boy throws sharpened boomerang and kills bandits +What's better than having sex with a 12 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing. +Can we have a serious discussion about Lifetime Alimony laws and what we can do to change them? +What are the similarities between a drone and a pedophile? They're both predators that hit schools +I would rather click on your bio, see your own thoughts, your take on articles you've linked that interested you, or your own quoted replies to others' posts that interest you, than just a simple repost of somebody else YOUR thoughts are much more fascinating to me, I can find THEIRS if I want +I never use the stuff, but Jeff Sessions cancelling an illegal Obama era policy is a threat to our Constitution, I tell you! +13/recommended follows Whicket Williams @Whicket THEREALDARKJUDGE @ROYALMRBADNEWS Were Puppy @Were-Puppy Ron MacDonald @Canuknucklehead Al Stovall @Trumpetpro Joey Brashears @joeyb333 Emerson D. Williams @ArgentinoAmericano Jan @Millwood16 Pepe Farm Remembers @PepeFarmRemembers +@ShawnIrwin9 good one fag boy. +Sorry that I'm out of the loop, but can someone please explain what's going on with "matress girl" and why it's popping up everywhere? +What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record. +Pass it on : Open message to Hollywood: If you got your Oscar by doing a Kaepernick (kneeling to Weinstein or others) please return the Statue to the Academy, ASAP. +How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. +Let's be honest here: if the Founders were around today to see the state of the nation they would stuff the Constitution in a paper shredder and start mass executions +Dr.Perkins is the biggest asshole I've ever met at this university .. like I've never met someone so rude and inconsiderate before 😡😡😡 +i want to start a youth clinic in china it will be called " youth - in - asia " +I had a migraine until we made the announcement, then all the feels in the past few days have me wanting to cry ALL THE TIME. good tears. +"RT @ImDontai: Why Damien so scared to call me out by name? I'm disappointed. I'll do it for you. ""Dontai a FUCK nigga. I'll beat his ass.…" +I went to a Muslim party It was a blast. +[Not a joke] Something really needs to be done about reposts on the sub Maybe make it a bannable offence but the quality of the sub is severely degrading with all the reposts... +Why is there a bite in the Apple logo? Well the child workers need to eat _something._ +I met my girlfriend in Thailand. I was devastated when she died of testicular cancer. +Why do blacks have nightmares? We shot the last one with a dream Martin Luther King +"If u ever hear someone at the bar say that stupid ass ""I don't drink to get drunk"" line, take their fucking drink and chug it in their face" +Partly visible and partly invisible at all times , PLEs are based upon standard community organizing practices that even take into account the factor of opposition . +My girlfriend called me a Pedophile yesterday... I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old." +One thing is for sure.You cannot be a 100% American Patriot & hate jews.Israel is our greatest ally. +I knew someone would post this actually this is very untrue actually there is many scenes that depicts black people being beaten up by whites you just have to know where to look +ALL so-called journalists are "opinion journalists" and "advocacy journalists", ESPECIALLY those who work for CNN. +remember that one time where fitz went to livs apartment unannounced and took her on a fucking date. what a legend. +Our school systems are nothing more then breeding grounds for the slave system the zionist are determined to create . +Northern lights, Norway. Definitely a bucket-list item! By @totasigth_photography.-------Follow for more amazing places around the world e +racism is crime and crime is for black people +What's black and crispy in the middle? A nigger with bone cancer. +There is no Situation Room at fucking Mar-a-Lago Stop It!! +Again, recall how mercilessly Hollywood blacklisted Mel Gibson for a drunken rant on Jews, and how loudly Trump was condemned for the Pussy tape, and then consider all the perverts, rapists and pedophiles Hollywood has been covering up for and protecting for decades. +Here's a dark joke.. A black man was married and had a kid and supported his family. +Niggas be in they feelings when they find out their hoe fuckin another nigga #StopSavinTheseHoes +I watch fights on gay parade in budapest together with my friends from hungary , we were together on vacation in one croatian island , it was great to watch how hungarian nationalists were smashing gay parade btw I have some hungarian blood , my grandmother was hungarian Kitartas ! +I've found, if you sit on your hand for a few minutes, then have a wank... You get kicked off the poker table. +Carrot Blow Job scene in Fast Times... I was 7 when I saw this movie...my youngest is 7....OMG...nooooo lol +why did princess dianna cross the road ? because she was n't wearing her seatbelt +you can never get a group of hoes together witout em resorting to being hoes.... +why did princess diana cross the road ? she was n't wearing a seat belt +I need help in #bloodborne I'm so bad at playing this alone but no one's answering me when I fucking ring the bell 😭 +idk how anybody can not know A Cruel Angel's Thesis like that is literally the most famous anime opening song of all time +Back #InHighSchool me and @NTGOnline used to have to stiff-arm bitches that kept tryna steal our fitteds +I like that you're bi because it means you'd be open to a threesome. +#MARKCUBAN Trump's stupidity about Russia. IF you are too stupid to know you are being played vs playing someone. ur too stupid to be Prez +What's more useless than a dead guy working as a postman? The nsfw tag on every single joke +Muslim prostitutes always give you two for one Get blown and get blown +I always laugh when I hear Republicans say or imply that the British government is/was anti-Republican . +SJWs out in full force, including mods of default subreddits +Where can an invidiual buy Nike and or supreme assless chaps? +My friends son wanted to be batman so i shot both of his parents to get him started +There are some things you can’t say with a straight face. Like “I am having a stroke” +i still refuse to believe that brian eno ever fucked around with coldplay that was an imposter +What's the similarity between parents and a pizza? When they're black you won't have anything to eat +Your question @macmoleli that do we have capability. We have not been only engineered psychologically and socially but also economically +We seek to help clarify those policies and gain better enforcement, as well as provide users with the power to filter what they experience. +How do you know you can really trust a cannibal? When they go down on you and don’t use teeth +My sis is playing that app where you make sound to make your character move & I'm so close to bashing her head in her desk cuz she woke me +Democrats are so used to seeing their leaders break the law day in and day out without any consequences they start to believe that they are all immune. +RT @iamlucascoly: Anger will fuck ya life up. Believe me +If you would have followed George Washington in 1776, it means that you're white trash. +We were discussing The American Dream in class when the Prof asked the one German kid if there was such thing as 'The German Dream'.. He replied "We did, but nobody liked it" +Remember, girls would rather stay with an abusive Chad than even think about looking at an incel. +I truly Believe.... Tucker is on the Right Target...I wonder when he Hits a Bullseye +If you failed to get paid in your freshman year of college (girls at their sluttiest) get ready to LDAR You are fucked, except it and either live till you either away or end the pain. +I hate when females say they weird just because a nigga say he like weird girls. Bitch no you not. You just like everybody else 🙄 +Unretweeting retweets cos I realised they'd cropped or not included the artists names and I need a nap before I start sherlocking that shit +.@Superjutah Thanks. Steal any arguments of mine you like. That's why I'm here. Create awareness. The IVF argument is long but effective. +I’m going to name my kid retarded So if someone asks, “are you fucking retarded?”, I’ll say yes. +Woman:: Have you noticed a lot of Hispanics moving in [to New Orleans]? My cousin:: I have, actually! Woman:: We heard that a lot of them were moving here to rebuild the place, because - you know - that's what they're good at. +Absurd, you are one of those who continuously triggers people in their fucking malicious behavior. +I must fall under the Alpine grouping as well . +The other day I was caught beating my wife I got charged $3000 in property damages Edit: holy hell this blew up +I'm glad you can walk in those things . +Subhuman currycel marries an 8, displays legendary coping skills. +i'm also laughing so much because one of the Persona's Morgana uses is called Zorro. Almost like One Piece reference to me. +"""That was decades ago, Cecil! Anyway, we want to know what we can do to keep your business."" #KevinBot" +What are five white things every black man have? Eyes, teeth, palms, soles and their master. +Belonging to the same species as females is an insult by nature +If Stephen Hawking heard all the jokes about him He’d be rolling in his grave +@mikecheck_123 the favorite drink of white trash everywhere.... +Wow, I'm so autistic. +What goes hand in hand ? An Indian and rape +IQ by race: Ashkenazi Jews 115 E Asians 106 Whites 102 Inuits and Eskimos 91 American Indians 87 Non-White Hispanics 86 Koko (a western lowland gorilla) 85 American Blacks 85 (average 24% White admixture) African Blacks 67 (only 2% of Whites score this low) Australian Aborigines 62 Congo Pygmies 54 +Someone I don't like is killing me with kindness🤔 I'll be nice... she also laughed at my not so funny jokes. +why are all the plants at the nursing home made of silk and plastic ? because everything that lives there ends up dying . +Mixed signals from New York I don't get New Yorkers and their mixed signals. Half of them are telling me to never forget and the other half are telling me to forget about it. +Jake Tapper is back to licking the buttholes of military families to make it seem like he's not a Leftist POS. +my wife 's arse always seems to draw the attention . . . . . . of black blokes . i 've told her not to keep her money in her back pocket . +Once you ever realize the truth of humanity, and your own nature, God's truth makes all the sense in the world +Rabbex I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves. +See niggas they be mad and all these hoes go 🙈 +Allah is probably the true god Because the universe started with an explosion +The best part about Twitter is seeing the same tired misogynist joke 60x in a row with authors acting like they're fucking Mark Twain. +#FALZeeCineAwards2017 irony is watching @BeingSalmanKhan and can't taking eye from him . Love care share +I keep my thermostat at 50 degrees to serve as a symbolic reminder for how cold the world is to subhumans. +I wish more mods saw it the way you did so that my friend Lycurgus might one day find himself unmoderated . +"Would it not have been better to spend the multi millions wasted on this ""statement"" bombing on helping the Syrian… https://t.co/otfhTyTXE2" +No Iranian ever called me "Dirty goyim" #LeaveIranAlone +#ToMyFutureSon You can fuck dem hoes but you better not love dem hoes. +Allah created the universe. Ever hear of the Big Bang? +Roses are red, violets are blue... Niggers say achoo +I want the local LGBT bakery to bake a cake that says: "Only Two Genders" +Reason number 15: she's wasting her data for me as i fucking type these omg +the town where i live you could probably get away with it i have had mine on a few times and never had a problem +Heart breaking reason why you NEED to keep your reproductive rights, even if she is on BC and you are trustingly monogamous! +Regret is poisonous, it sucks, seeing it in a mans eyes is #painful. Take action on what you would regret not doing the most #Entrepreneur +Even worse, the media thinks he's an ally. They keep letting him speak for us, and it has to stop. #stopwadhwa2015 +I'm not at GDC today, but I'll be there tomorrow. ;D +I wanted to get some opinions from Stormfront members on this Jewish crap my son brought home from public school . +What's the past tense of e​at? It's `I ha​te you autogay` +I am in the same boat as you to an extent . +What’s the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench can support a family +Police: S. Florida woman sold heroin with kids in car https://t.co/cRpt3X9T2M https://t.co/5RVosZ6Hfg +one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/87AWMJYGks +Been a dream of mine to visit Iceland for years now . +A very close friends when I was younger tried to kill her self right in front of me after her mom basically called her dumb and worthless. +Does anyone have that video of black gang attacking a white teenagers in front of his house and then a black gang of females attack his mother for trying to protect her son . +roses are red . roses are red violets are blue , harambe was shot dead in the cincinnati zoo +I took it in Columbia this past December. Red nighthawk? +What do you call most of the people on this website? Homeless +Pornhub Celebrates 10th Year Anniversary Of Kim Kardashian’s Sextape With Ray-J https://t.co/3GWtvjCQZ9 https://t.co/4CRhzhrrFx +A dark joke is like a child with cancer, I'm always left wanting more. +Immigrants will go to White countries for other reasons than just economics . +What do u call a black guy with half a brain Gifted +Chad in CreepyPMs describing genius way other men have been able to find vulnerable females for sex +You know what my black friend told me about father's day? +What fishing utensil can take out a school of fish? A sandy hook +Read our fucking conversation, look at your fucking tweets from April 7. FUCKING READ AND UNDERSTAND. +What is the difference between "involuntary" and "forced"? If the decision to circumcise the child is made before the child can give their own consent then you could say the decision was "forced" on them. [...] There is a law that protects women, it's only fair that men have that equal protection. +What a sad, pathetic has-been Robert De Niro has become. +Well atleast the guy was 64 years old , hopefully he 's too old to bear any half caste children with that Filipina woman . +What is wet, pink, about 6 inches, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage. +What's the difference between feminism and cancer? People with feminism actually deserve to die +i like my grilled cheese like i like my vietnamese villagers yellow and melting . +what s the hardest part about nailing a baby to a wall ? my dick +Found a Transponder Snail! Take a look at the Fishmen behind Arlong Park! https://t.co/hHGm7IVVtP #TreCru https://t.co/tbsFEwYLy5 +Dont really listen to classical much but of what I have heard I guess beethoven `` s fifth is my favorite . +aw thankyou lewis for giving me your illness whilst your getting better and i'm getting worse🤒😷 @lewisbrownlb +Wouldn't you rather have the princesses than Captain America? +Why are black people so cool? Because they always sit in the back of the bus. +Student Now Entering Legal Battle With School After They Banned Him...For Spreading It On Campus https://t.co/nCFCdRpRNP +dirty sex joke a sixteen year old boy walks into his house and yells " mom ! i had sex for the first time today ! " his mom was astonished and told him to go to his room until his dad got home . a couple of hours later his dad got home , heard the news and went up to talk to his son . " your moms pretty pissed " he says . " but i think this is something a father and son should celebrate ! how about we go out and get that dirt bike you 've always wanted ! " " wow really ! can we maybe wait till tomorrow though , my ass is still killing me ! " +I want to name my son "hilarious" So when people say I'm fucking hilarious, it's true. +How many years do you think Trump will be president? +Brothers I a being doxxed See you in another life +How does the WGEPAD ensure that civil society knows how to use its procedures such as providing information to the group? #africandescent +My black/white biracial friend looks at the Facebook profile of a black man she's crushing on. Her:: Ugh, his [mono-racial and black] girlfriend is so ugly. They'd have kids with huge nasty noses. He needs to get with me and my good mixed nose. *giggles* I am a black 20 year old American woman. We were studying together at another friend's apartment. Made me feel insulted, ugly, disfigured, and defective. +“@DJZeeti: RT @DJZeeti: Black bitches turn 60 buy a hat and act like Jesus forgot they was fucking niggas in the park” LOOOOOL +Hate when some 1 starts to tell me something then says nvm like na nigga you gotta tell me now 😂 +I swear I hate #LWATL with a passion. Juicy is always talking abt being the queen of atl but she nosey as hell.That hoe needs dick or a seat +The Orlando gays wanted cum shots.... Not gun shots +Hi, @zaynmalik ! It would mean so much if you would follow @IfLexCouldFly !! She's a 6 year cancer survivor & it'd make her so happy! x261 +i have a real question to all you girls , do y'all sneeze when you pluck your eyebrows , or is that just me ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +This is exactly what the Truth Movement needs more of ! +ffthewire.com/tom-brady-just-said-this-about-kaepernick-and-youre-not-gonna-like-it/ … Belichick, Brady, and Kraft have all been criticized for their support of President Trump – even though they haven’t said it publicly. +I saw 5 movies last month: Loving, xXx: Return of Xander Cage, Assassin's Creed, Voyage of Time: Life's, Sing #fb +Your greatest risk is in thinking too small. Think big. Life is too short to think small. KISSES GlitzAndGlam +How many incels do you need to take down a single Chad in a fight? +Jews in America lobbying the US government to take military action against sovereign countries on behalf of foreign interests are traitors to this country and should be publicly hanged by the military with their balls stuffed in their fcn mouths +Has anybody seen any dead bodys in these pics and videos? +Nothing better than getting @rgay 's Bad Feminist for xmas in front of my uber Catholic grandma and insufferably sexist uncle. +honestly , we should n't make fun of / a lot of brave terrorists died that day . +people keep saying that life always fuck them..... Idk about that cuz whenever i look back it's always my uncle. +Reds have optioned Barret Astin to Louisville to make room for Bronson Arroyo. Arroyo is making his first start since 2013 +i hate when im on Instagram doing Instagram things and a niggas nowhere 2 b found ass bitch has the nerve to mention me / like my comment🤔😂 +If I could create a disease that wipes out all Black 's I would . +What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the Chamber +I hit my head on my bed earlier and it was bleeding and mom made me send her a pic so she could make sure I didn't need stitches +"Promoting ""family values"". He would pick up rent with his girlfriend in the car. Never missed opportunity to say I could pay rent sexually./" +What goes black white black white black white An Ethiopian and a seagull fighting over a french fry +Can a woman be an incel or is there a woman equivalent? +Don't make fun of your boyfriend in public. It's emasculating. A good girlfriend makes her boyfriend feel like a man, not like a pansy. +#Prudence is looking for boats in distress while our guests are taking a good rest. The journey is still long, but… https://t.co/upfVTdACxL +Male vs Female as Victims of Abuse ("Vent: on the things you don't see til they affect you" x-post from r/divorce with permission) +Some of these hoes out here for everybody. +What's an Africans favourite food? They don't know either +If Kendall Jenner tried giving a police officer a Pepsi during a protest in India that idiot would get pepper sprayed in the face +This post from r/legaladvice is truly a men's rights issue. +if i had a cent for every monkey there is on planet earth . . then i 'd have the entire population of africa . +If they added a 2% stupidity tax, the national debt would be paid off in weeks. +If you are willing to fuck whales you are not a true incel You are fucking cuck thats what you are +African time by cost, rather late then never but its not good when you have investors and voters. Will remember in 2019 +i swear some of u niggas so fucking wack. exposing a woman on the tl because she takes an interest in u?? how fucking lame +what 's the difference between adolf hitler and donald j trump ? hitler knew when to kill himself +Wanna going back to Makassar after this graduation, I really yearn for those people there. See u later guys. +Bitches be like niggas ain't shit ... Naw bitch maybe you just ain't shit +"RT @___angelicaaaa: twitter needs a fucking ""edit tweet"" button 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️" +Why black people are good at keeping secrets? Because after listening to the secret, they will stab themselves to death. +What does Harambe and a group of students have in common? They both get shot +Tired of these hoes breathing my air. +This tea tastes like garbage but if the model on the front got a snatched waist ya girl about to have one too +@sandeep_mayekar @Ravi64350330 @vineeta0202 @mayankgandhi04 @TimesNow @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Arvind is most innovative CM. +two ethiopians what do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag ? twix ( not mine ) +"NOW IS THE ONLY AND LAST TIME FOR THE PEOPLE OF SA TO ""REMOVE""ZUMA!ONLY THE PEOPLE CAN DO IT!IF NOT NOW SA ARE ""SCREWED""!PEOPLE WAKE UP!!!!" +Feminism as a Secular Religion What are your ideas on Feminism being a Secular Religion? +I say ' cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war ' ! +hi i have short hair im 5 ' 5 racist as hell im not fat im from mass theres a small group of us out here it 's so hard to new meet people with your believes im just looking to date some one who gets were im coming from are make new friends so if your out there give me a email back 88 heily : explode +Oh, you are Native American? You don't look native, are you sure? +what 's worse than children stapled to tree child stapled to trees +Just so we're clear... the ONLY way that #POTUS will be able to do EVERYTHING he has promised is if #WeThePeople VOTE OUT his obstructionists and VOTE IN like-minded people If WE cannot do that, then there's absolutely nothing to complain about if things DON'T get done #VoteThemOut #2018Primary +If you could be remembered for bringing about the destruction of only one thing, what would it be? +North Korea has resources to exploit so its just a matter of time before the globalists figure out an excuse to remove Kim Jong-un. +what does the w in africa stands for? * water +"""Why are their 8 yr olds out here rn we're getting fucked up"" - Daniel #spain" +Yeah if I can get time off work for it . +Dark humor is like a child with cancer It never gets old. +A kid walks up to his dad His dad then raped him +I'm not racist, yesterday I spend the whole day with my black friend... The rescue was 10.000 dollars. +I'll never consider myself average, no matter how many times I'm met with hardship and failure I'm no average bitch +I never wanted to join Twitter I was talking into it and I swear in less than 10 days I was banned from it for saying something negative about a Hillary climate it wasn't even derogatory but they said it was threatening to the person who said it +Take a look at the posts in this tread , its shameful that this is what we have become . +>Feels you will never feel >Holding a girls hand >Teenage love >Hearing or saying "I love you" I just want to finally die +Also why keep them at the current size? Make them A1 so we have to carry them around like a fucking art student with their coursework. +#13reasonswhy @selenagomez slayed so hard helping producing this. I'm so proud of her and glad to call her one of my idols 😍😍 +You're a bitch & I hate you +Viola, Auntie...you can't call White trash women White trash like this during primetime! #HTGAWM +Don't give hope cards if you don't want anyone to assume that they got a chance on you and be assertive, they should know their place. +Why is the news so boring in the summer? There aren't any school shootings. +If you meant to be successful, you wouldnt be here shit hurts +Australian here too , 1/4 Irish , 1/4 English , 1/4 Greek , 1/4 Latvian , 100 % white and damn proud of it too , plus my grandfather was is the ss Latvian legion which I feel was awesome . +I would like to thank Theodoric for the very nice Stormfront banner he put up regarding these murders and this distribution . +You're going to have go faster than that if you want to be in front, girl! +I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis +I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box. +RT @Brooooo_: why all these hoes trynna be gay now? lmao + black cops have been accused of sexually assaulting michael jackson 's son . pigs in a blanket . +Here’s Everything That Happened At This Year’s Mega Food Event, The Lahore Eat! https://t.co/YKGbdYRkzt +A guy accidentally fell into a barrel of crude oil Now he looks like the dream fetish of both old and new age Americans +I see a lot of nasty ass people go out of a bathroom without washing their hands. And they go around opening other doors which we touch... +God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree. +You mad because your bitch found out you a hoe 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ +"RT @noahisnotgay: casual tweets like ""ya today i made mac n cheese and theres a mosquito in my room"" who fucking cares tell me about that d…" +C:\Windows\system32>w32tm /resync /rediscover Sending resync command to local computer The computer did not resync because the required time change was too big. +' This niggah Yanni like hangin up on NIGGAHS in mid sentence 󾌠󾮖 . +I haven't seen a chinese bark Guess the saying "You are what you eat" isn't true +fees for sending Bitcoin Cash from coinbase is apparently zero, but still hasn't really caught on smh +I have not touched a woman since middle school And that was during gym class. +Restrictions on basketball hoops in Wickliffe , Willowick parks curb complaints , but some players are n't happy - Cleveland.com City puts out curfew of 5pm , and puts steering wheel locks on city park Basketball hoops to curb TNB . +Niggas be having LOYAL pussy on call... and still be thirsty as fuck. Like BRO, go fuck your woman & get some of them hormones out lol +Start with Bismillah. End with Alhamdulillah. Patience with SubhanAllah. Promise with InsyaAllah. Your life will be blessed by Allah. :’) +When the hell didnthe fucking @NCAA make the championship game about the refs! The the damn kids play! Choke on the whistle! +Birthday today bitches and I gotta work :/ +If only we had more mosquito nets, We'd be able to save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS. +What do you call a Muslim without a bomb strapped to its chest Non existent +I haven’t been browsing in a while, can someone explain the new “calculator” posts I keep seeing? +The history of white people committing atrocities makes me ashamed It's hard to accept that you'll never outdo your ancestors +But I told her baby don't use me if you tryna make ur nigga mad 🤔 +jews have white skin does that make them white ? +Illegals. +Brampton here , or hell as I call it . +Coach Bautista switched things up by moving @IrishNavaja from the right to the left and @footbulista12 from the left to the right. +In Search of the First Civilizations by Michael Wood . +two jews walk into a gas chamber . +what 's the difference between chinese and japanese people ? chinese people smile while japanese people glow +Whats an abusive black fathers favorite song? Hit daquan. +I don't remember the details of it all, except NGHTMRE was so fucking LITTY. +finally listening to bae @KodakBlack1k 's album, its FIRE #nosurprise @IamJess_CA you should take a listen :p +Won't we all go to jail If someone suis and cops see this sub +I suggest a Unite the Right 2 in Nebraska....Central in the US.....a days drive from Everyone.....What does anyone think......We must Press ! +"Used to have a girlfriend, now all I got is hoes.. I was lookin for a good girl, but she was fuckin on the low." +I call my dick; The Smiler. After you ride it, you won’t be able to feel your legs. +i 'm not racist . being racist is a crime . and committing crimes is for niggers . +You're the only girl here. We could take you off somewhere and rape you. +New people should lurk/comment for atleast a month before they attempt to make a post There is so many fakecels and newcels that have been making stupid posts with accounts that are less than a week old. +The kids wanted to play hide and seek Until half of them found their mom, the other half found the rest of her +What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. +@ncties inspired project in the hands of a charismatic media specialist = student joy. Dr Seuss inspired creatures.… https://t.co/ZNafs4cxv1 +From childhood why are we always told to eat the veggies? Because all veggies are useless as fuck and don't deserve to live as they are incapable of doing anything. +n i rolled 2 nat 20's. i think i accidentally used up all my luck outside of the game n only nat 1's from now on +What can you say to rebute "the patriarchy" statements? +what 's the difference between chester cheetah and chester from linkin park ? it would be wrong to make jokes if chester cheetah killed himself . +Bitch fuck yo nigga, what's up with that pussy!!?! +What's the best thing about a Ethiopian women giving you a bj? You know she's gonna swallow +Check comments: Joe Rogan destroys Jon Mcintosh • /r/videos +Sometimes in life you don't know what you truly want even though they're right next to you, but some day, it's going to leave. +What did the white guy say to the black guy Cant you just lighten up a bit, people will respect you more. +"@NewsBud_ @sibeledmonds ... Cheney "" the dick "" Bombed Iraq ... for oil . broke international Law . and should be dragged to the ... Hague ." +Its so nice to believe ....Race is not an Issue !......We are all the Same +What do you call a young attractive woman walking down a quiet street A soon to be rape victim +My wife got mad at me for cheating on her with her mother I don't get why .... she was okay with calling me daddy. +well, that 's very good for you. here in Europe that 's basically a dream . +Shephard Smith always have negative tone against @POTUS..even his WH reporter..geesh..can there be some good positive reporters? +Remember that more than anything, women want to fuck their absent dads Women will do anything to gain the approval of their distant Chad fathers But if they grow up with cucked beta provider dads who are always there for them, the women will grow up to become feminist bitches +Lachowski+acne+bad teeth+not showered+skinny+no haircut > you+flawless skin+showered+lean muscular+super haircut eyes>jaw>everything else +Got dropped from the class I was most excited to take cause they registered too many people for it 😒😒 just my fucking luck +"@Lynariela Think of this way, you'll be able to understand Justin ""hide your girl"" Trudeau. 😉And of course your hubbie and inlaws 😁" +Over in /r/diy, a father is taking some heat for father-son projects he has called "Man lessons" +No it is not a joke , we have a very high standard education system here in Ireland .. +Does ANY self-respecting White give a fuck what LeBron James says? +*no clue what the fuck is happening at any given moment* yeah! robos! +what do a hooker and a christmas tree have in common ? you burn their corpses when you 're done with them . +What's the number one cause of child molestation? Sexy kids ;-) +Amazon [where the WonderWoman came from] doesn't exist in real World. Obviously, you don't have a country full of Woman with rights. +lol sitting next to zynga management. +what did the rich jew said to hitler . . nothing . cause soaps ca n't talk . +how many potatoes does it need to kill an irish man ? none +how many white people does it take to change a lightbulb ? that 's not funny , i 'm suing . +Has no one learned anything from history? IT FUCKING REPEATS ITSELF. +If you rape someone properly you dont have kill them. They just do it themselves +how do you get a cute girl 's number at auschwitz ? lift her sleeve +I just wanted to pop in and say that I wish you in Ireland the best and sincerely hope that Ireland is n't too far gone before enough people wake up , see what is happening , stop it and preserve Ireland . +Like I have always said and will say till my dying day and beyond . +In 2015 I hooked up w this random tinder chick while my homies stole hella food from her fridge and that's why my 2016 sucked +Nothing gets me more in a fucked up mood than seeing videos of people killing animals just for the fuck of it.. get out of here w/ that BS!! +What Was Ushers Favorite Food Made By His Mom Growing Up? Her-Peas +We shouldn't have let this sub go back public Normans are spamming the boards in full force going full retard +When did you notice you were an incel See title, was it because you visited this sub? +[joking] Science sheds light on viral sexism... Man-flu confirmed? +World Cups coming home? More chance of Madeline McCann coming home +You're not gonna believe this. Today I just found out they make plus-sized jewelry! How fucked up is that? I mean, if you're so fat that you can't even fit a regular necklace around your neck, you need to seriously rethink the way your life is going, right? Like, what are they thinking to let themselves get so big? +Bighorn - YouTube First Run in Whitefish - Montana - Skifahren in den Rockies mit skiStern.de - Skireisen und mehr ... +Let's Kickoff Today's Show Off And Let's Go Back In Time And See Where Are We Going To Live When We Get Home +FUCK LISTENING TO THIS IS RUINING MY MOOD I HATE TRUMP I HATE AMERICA +What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Nothing. Blacks stole his hands with his presents. +Thanks It may not seem like much but just puting one of those leaflets up on a noticeboard gets a lot of people talking . +Fragile masculinity is my favorite thing. It's so INNATE and EVOPSYCHMAGIC and yet ONE FALSE MOVE and it is GONE +@3dfxAstroglide @pomofoco i loathe the tiered bullshit the console makers are doing and I hope it hurts them horribly +Every step that I take, I crush something valuable. +But you're so cute! Why do you want to be a boy? +Eyes are seriously killing me today. Driving, bright lights, trying to focus on things. What a rough one! +You could push someone so much that they give up on you & when that time comes i hope you realize how much of a fucking coward you are +Mom to brother (5): Would you switch your sister? Brother: No, ever if we got offered a pretty one. WELL THEN. +Bae juss the new side bitch lingo u aint special hoe +my uncle billy . my uncle billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door . she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it 's only five feet four . +The ghetto hoes love feeling a nigga abs ya heard me +Video of babies being hosed down after a chemical attack in Syria playing on CNN right now. We're on the wrong side of history on this one. +I feel like Seungri bias fans no longer feel jealous whenever they see a pic of VI with girls. It's like a normal!! hahahahak +wonder what anyone thinks of this for a logo , gaelic guard , garda gaelach Green for Ireland , four stars for the four provinces , on a white field for obvious reasons 2508 +one of my old dumb spongebob videos suddenly BLEW UP and now I have 2,000 more subscribers and almost $500 in earnings. huh. +We're a good match cuz we both retarded...n weed +U think them nigs u with is with u? +AIM: hayden1488 ICQ : 156598438 MSN : hayden _ 1488 Yahoo : hayden _ 1488 Note you can also find out peoples logins for instant messager programs on our Stormfront profiles . +Ima be home tomorrow so line up a bitch for me +I have a Pakistani friend called Stanley and I’ve came up with a hilariously obvious nickname for him.. Smelly brown cunt +Why la am i even in this fucking position who tf signed up for this +S/o to @seejonroar and @dandunc from #DDTBro for responding to my tweet. Thanks for clarifying what you meant. ❤️your show! @ForthDistrict +what’s the hardest part about working in the mourge? my dick +I literally have a gallon of orange juice in my lap and everyone is driving like an ass today. Fuck with me. +what do paul walker and a playstation have in common ? crash . +.@BlackOpal80 I know little more than I just told you. I just thought her smiling face of hypocrisy/misandry epitomized modern feminism. +5 blacks fall into a volcano... ...but only 3 people died. +Trans MtF are just strict followers of if you can't beat em join em +It's fucking happened. Beers on me #sufc #twitterblades +I'm trying to relax after a long day by looking through @ladbible memes and people keep messaging me. STOP DISTURBING ME 🙄 +Why did the old lady cross the street? Because the locking door on her nursing home was left open. +Lucy Why did Lucy fall of the swing? Because she has no hands... Knock knock, Who's there? Certainly not Lucy. +Are you changing perspectives and views for the better? Are you modifying concepts to make it current? Are you adjusting attitudes? +If my bf posts a pic of my daughter, just like it and keep scrolling. Your comments aren't necessary. Yes bitch, I know she's cute. +why is there a horse raising mini game on my tumblr and how do I opt out I don't think I have the determination to keep Decision alive +FYGM = fuck you, got mine. @BlankBBS +"every time i think about ""making a murderer,"" i get so fucking mad" +Niggas is pure suckas.. If you got a problem with ya mans address that shit, discuss it, & squash it... Only bitches hold grudges. +I had a friend back stab me by stealing my mate right under me last yr and I tried to forgive this person but the HATE just keeps building +Albert Einstein: "Everything is relative." Anne Frank: "In particular the soap." +Misappropriation of public funds, kleptomania and corruption are all plagues that belong to the mankind narrative. +I had been been having a dry spell and Tinder was not helping either ...until I discovered babysitting jobs on Craigslist. What dry spell,again? +I am saying #MerryChristmas every chance I get. +They say that the holy spirit is bestowed onto a priest when you're giving a confession It feels good to know that the holy spirit came in me. +I wonder why the Irish media are so obsessed with this site . +@chrisrmz95 dude was a bitch nigga and took off running +This why I hate when my guy friends catch feelings for me it make everything weird as hell after. 🙄 +"@kenan04bazit yeah, dont speak english or all these other lingo's of country's that Turks been earning money in. Don't ""Denk"" #turkidiots." +What is green and has 37 tits? The dumpster behind the breast cancer clinic. +Prof Brian Cox clearly explains the biologists' view: improbability of human-like life existing elsewhere in the Universe #StargazingLive +<- number of femoids rejecting incels IRL but giving advice online +ready to fucking kill myself because of a UTI!! why must I always get them!! they're so awful +I honestly love my degree so much but what the fk, dosta više this stress is way too much? what idiot decided to make it 37282 things due?? +Don't Hillary's verbal responses and aggressive interactions suggest either brain damage or a need for meds? Or maybe she's just a bitch! +One saving grace for Newcastle game is I'll be too bolloxed to care or even see us play dreadful 😂😂😂 +really hate on dick ass people like gtf bitch bye . ughhhh 😒 +TFW ywn get to call your mom and dad to tell them they're gonna be grandparents +Napoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... fucking get in mother fuckers +What’s the same about Jews and Monkeys? They are both animals. +Remember in every discussion about "Jackie" that her story was used to lobby Congress to erode due process +THE OUTRAGE. THE OPPRESSION. @FreeWilly_21 I'm not sexist but why is Annika on my memorial badges? #PGANotLPGA +Now your asses are going to jail police avid FBI management for corrupting your police precincts and FBI offices USA government destroyed! +What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike. +I feel bad for the Jews in the MCU They got turned to ash for a second time. +46 yo virgin If this passes the filter, I'll say more. +"Honestly...""Mask Off"" might fuck around surpass ""March Madness"" as wild as that sounds. Gotta see how it plays out." +Routes 7 70 72 272 283 are back to line of route following earlier road traffic collision on Du Cane Road W12. +Woman was quick to respond when I said I have problems because I'm facially below average and women don't date facially below average men, but as soon as I linked her to the atomic blackpill she shut up. +Just wondering which subreddits will ban me for posting here +This is so weird you guys. SO WEIRD. So awesome. If you had asked me a year ago where I would be, I never would have guessed this. +Gold mine! @Watzittoyaa And no im not sexist lighten up and learn to take a joke +What's the worst part about Poland? Having a child. +What's an African Roulette? A bunch of African women blow you, one is a cannibal. +What do you call it when you make fun of the retarded kid? Slow roast. +The first sign of AIDS, is usually a pounding sensation in the ass. +This thread is already kind of worthless so here 's a People of Walmart picture ! +These little girls at Simons were telling me they like my huf socks, bitch go home & do your homework +yesterday , blacks were murdered in alabama the perpetrator was charged with counts of property damage +How does a black surrogate mother give birth to a white child? She gets peeled off. +Flash flood warning til 3 am and more heavy rain and wind for tonight. If you must drive, slow and steady for safety☔️ +' Said I ain't Neva love no bitcccccch , but these bitches steady lovin on me on me , ayeeee . So what am I... http://t.co/NhB8omAqkm +Would Michael Jackson be black or white in Heaven? White, cause everyone in heaven is supposed to be perfect. +to what can you compare a dumpsterfire? the holocaust, it created a lot of chaos and hurted people. But atleast it got rid of some trash! +I'm flexing on niggas and they bitches +where can you pick up hot jewish ladies the crematorium +Iran to patrol US East Coast & mdash ; RT This report goes back to September , the 28th , last year . +RT @cookson_zoo: You fucking cunt. https://t.co/CUSCVyUZFK +I literally didn't even plan to live this long enough to experience aftershocks , I'm so scared of losing important things in my life ☹️ +Robbie Savage's best 5 a side team of players he has played with is the worst I've seen. Friedel, Samba, Tugay, Dugarry and Bellamy. +Mind’s Eye Everything and Nothing are Samething Staring Beyond +ayy I just wanna say congrats to my boy @PdotJdot11 for gunning the whole two miles and leaving everyone else in the dust, amazing, dude +if dollar stores were anti - semetic . would jews still shop there ? +Meant to be; I say: yeeeeee Kam says: YEE FUCKING HAW 💚 +Does it surprise you that those White hating non-whites still want to live in White countries made GREAT by White people and brought low by non-whites ? +Honestly the better idea is private schools for our people ; the average parent is a poor teacher . +I love Guinness I like how the white minority rises and settles above the black majority +If you ever feel like stealing something, steal a cripples prosthetic leg. What are they gonna do , chase after you? +i 'm tired of political correctness . apparently i 'm not allowed to say " paint the wall black ! " i have to say , " deshawn , could you please paint that wall ? " +stressed about SAT tomorrow because my SAT score won't get me into any fucking college sooo there's that 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 +A limo just ran off the road in New York killing 20 people on the way to a wedding. Really brings a new meaning to Wedding Crashers +why does n't muslims eat pigs ? because they 're not into cannibalism +I saw someone playing on an Enemy Territory server using this handle and I was wondering if it was someone who posts here . +What did the bulimic say at dinner before going to the restroom? “I’ll be right back, going for seconds.” +You pulled that from the top link of a google search . +If it was the other way around and it was white on black we would never of heard the end of it +Submit a comment urging Nebraska to consider climate impacts & oppose the permit for Keystone XL. #NoKXL https://t.co/mN7TWOFRgX +what is the cia 's major malfunction ? and i mean that in a nice way +[Black Male Scientist] is an excellent scientist. Not just an excellent *black* scientist - an excellent scientist. +You are not worth my time kid so this is the last answer you will get from me because you are now on my ignore list as are the rest of the losers that stayed with jenkins . +The only reason people talk in cels out of suicide is so they can work That's about it, the only reason is so they can get jobs and play ball in the system, cuz, whether or not they lose, the system wins anyway. +Then be wondering why I treat her like a dumb ass all she know how to do is be fucking stupid +What did Hitler say to the jewish man? Nothing, he just let out a little gas. +@Bosslogic Then teach me how to handle those haters who bitch and moan at my @AnnaKendrick47 Batgirl fan castings. https://t.co/c6WEo6Xa6G +Today is my support day so ill be watching other ppl play so if u r on send link and ill show some love yo #illuminismgaming +Lemme try this Black +How someone who didn’t commit a sexual crime can be forced to register as a sex offender I realize that this is not directly an MR issue, but I think a reasonable argument can be made, given that the registry is heavily biased against men. +I don't find rape funny I raped someone just last week and I didn't laugh at all +"@dhshokage You literally didn't even think twice though you quickly said ""I don't like country"" like you gave it no chance hahah" +I am nothing but scum I deserve the best punishments available to mankind +What’s big black and long? The unemployment line. +I will not sleep through class tomorrow. I will not sleep through class tomorrow. I will not sleep through class tomorrow. +Hello Brothers and Sisters Just wanted to let you know I had ask for a user name change and they approved it . +should twins have the same size cock ? because i 'm pretty sure mine is a little bigger than my sisters . +Why do the rowdy kids always sit at the back of the bus? It used to be the law. +One time I fucked a pussy so goddamn hard that she died In other recent events, my cat's funeral is next friday +lil boys really think they can talk to me w an attitude for no damn reason miss me w that bs I'll show you what an attitude is my dude lol +I'd rule as a black government but would keep the whites around just to keep the place running smooth and efficient . +You should follow @Ames, she's nice and has nice hair. +what 's the difference between a bank and a jew ? a bank will lend you money . +saw a black person with my bike . damn . i saw a black person running of with a bike . it looked exactly like mine . : / i made a picture fast and ran home to look if mine was still there . luckily mine was still in the basement polishing my shoes . i was scared he escaped . +Being able to put someone else's happiness before yours... That speaks loudly. That's love; in the most pure, beautiful and painful way... +when the sun hit the swamp and it eveporade all by itself #woah +I think I'm a psychopath I fit all the symptoms and I'm soo angry right now I don't even want to finish writing this post FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WHY WHY +Two English majors who went on to be successful are James Corbett and Drew Karpyshyn . +Some Universities have a substantial number of lectures available for free online . +I have a lot of jokes about black people Sadly none of them work +We should make a statue for the man who killed hitler +Stop ganging up on me! It's so hard to be a male in this household. +.@eaballesty @tim_geelen Who would I link to for such a study? AVFM? +Where did the name Chad come from Why Chad? +Ive got nothing against it but i prefer one . +Lock this post if you want to stick your dick in a black toddler's asshole. +I know exactly what you 're saying , I just hate to see those worthless apes benefit from the great things that whites do . +Some of the ice melted in my car cause the dumb fuck at 7/11 decided he wanted to strike up a conversation wit a fat ugly bitch smfh +If you sit there and talk shit about someone to me and then chill w them the next day I won't call you out on it, I'll just keep my distance +Christians gon b mad when they die and they gotta suck Jesus dick to get into heaven +Larry Nassar had an easy defense opportunity for molesting underage gymnasts. If the dick don’t fit you must acquit. +These bitches irritating +I was just debating with myself whether I should go to bed or have one last beer ... +Ignore #Palestinians They are trying to cause enough ruckus to get the #UN to give them back the West Bank. +what do you call a muslim abortion bomb defusal +Here's an example of red violence against patriotic St George 's Day marchers and a red site encouraging even more of it the next year . Stop the March for England 2013 ( from Rough Music ) | Brighton Anti-fascists +I hope the fires don't mess up the petition drive to get Calexit on the 2018 ballot. +I'm talkin bout superb punching. The ref wAs on some hoe shit against Carlton Haywood. Dude took a full minute of unanswered @Royceda59 +There are probably so many blow jobs going on in Hawaii tonight to celebrate not getting killed it is probably a record for the most people in Hawaii doing something with the word job attached to it ever. +What similar between my crush and ice cream? I am going to taste both tonight sorry not dark, I am just excited for my date with her +After my wife died I couldn't look at women for 20 years But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it. - /u/ducksyndrome +me: i won't get jealous me: who's this fucking whore +The only black I love is my black coffee +You can stop this by getting a dead pig and bury it underground where the mosque will be built . +Ghetto ass bitches came in my job talm bout sum "o yes u daddy down" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +Can you imagine Hell? I can see me, Hitler, Stalin, and Vlad Dracula beating Gandhi and MLK Jr. +In ancient times, the ruling class would view an eclipse and think someone had somehow pissed off some type of god or another They would then begin making human sacrifices to atone for whatever the hell they thought they had done to offend said god Shouldn't we do the same with Liberals? +An NFL committee approved a contract that gives Commissioner Roger Goodell an annual salary of $3.5 million guaranteed and up to $50 million a year in total compensation, FOX Business’ Charlie Gasparino reports. +I just saw 2 follow Friday's in a row, which really freaked me out because I have things that are due on Friday. Damn you guys. +Hi i have not been on here in ages . +A black person wrapped in heavy iron chains is recovered from the bottom of a lake in Louisiana by the police. One of officers looks at his partner and says: Typical. They always steal more than they can carry. +Why don't black girls like blowjobs? Because blacks don't like any kind of job +What's do phones and people have in common? When they're disabled they're useless +Yes, you are. @KenBest I swear I'm not sexist but watching girls basketball usually makes me want to shoot myself in the head +Friend:: Wait, you've never had sex with a guy? Me:: No. Friend:: So you're a virgin then. Me:: You know I've had sex with women. Friend:: But that's not real sex. With my female friend who apparently knows more about my sexuality than I do. Made me feel insulted & belittled. +what do you call a bunch of white people in a burning building ? mayonnaise on toast +"Women don't care if you're a virgin" +If I see a prostitute I wouldn't want her to fake an orgasm That would really annoy me. +What’s the difference between a cheetah and a jew? Cheetah’s can still run while they’re skinny. +As for SFV It's possible I'll still run sets with people for funsies, but I'm through with playing the game from a serious standing for now +All these fucking Warnings and Watches but I haven't seen one gahdamn Drop of rain yet 😑 +Great, YOU have a choice @DeAndreWest44 Call me sexist but I don't like playing as women in video games unless they are survival horrorgames +(Warning: do not watch on a full stomach ) I 'm Jewish And You Know It - Official Parody to Sexy and I know it - YouTube +Bluepillers get blackpilled by Trevor Noah and get racist about it +Your both our enemies plain and simple , jews try to destroy us with their immigration and the jew would not be able to get as far as they did if many of them did not look white . +Why are Ethiopians considered egotistical? The only thing they can be full of is themselves. +I like my high scores like I like my kids. I don't get near them for years but when I do, I beat them +Need to undergo first with their bridging program before enrolling MLIS since my undergrad course in not aligned to it. 😅 +comedian jeff ross says he 's the roastmaster general " hold my beer " -- lamora williams +"@feuuilly fucking ""gaydar"" failed!!! what the fuck is wrong with people" +constantly around 1500 people reading this board i wonder why we are so popular haha +Tfw you're black and you might get lucky just because they think you have BBC, but you don't Being black without BBC sucks, gotta be 8" or forget about it, I see pretty white girls with ugly black guys just bc they're black and assume they have BBC, once they find out you don't it's over +Followed everyone back that I forgot about. I honestly should've never done that unfollow spree. >_> +*Tanner lying sick in bed* me: you're super warm babe I think you have a fever him: no no baby I just have the hots for you 😍love this guy +how does a woman know that she is overweight ? she 's lying at the beach and people from greenpeace try to push her back into the sea . +You may think this title contains the word Blаck, but it actually does not. Autofag begone. +What's the difference between a Muslim and a feminist? The Muslim has only 1 trigger. +What does black guy do in moneky cage? He lives there. +Aside from your incel status, how has your social life been? +what 's a catholic priest 's favorite exercise gadget ? a pedometer +I don't get a single cent from ticketsales or concessions either. I'm not paying $10 for snack nachos. See ya next… https://t.co/VSOoYQma8n +Thanks to all the people that have come out to meet up recently it has been a real pleasure to meet everyone . +For all the normans saying that the mods ban people to "enjoy the only power they have" Trust me there's no real power when you're a mod, it feels more like being a janitor than anything else. +In these snowbound difficult times, I popped next door to see if 83 year-old Vera needed anything from the shop. She said she did... ...so I gave her my list. No point in both of us going out in this weather. +Wow! Looks like you've got a lot of food, there! +Boxing Day 1874 first recognised as a bank holiday in Britain the name originates from the custom of Christmas boxes being given to a Lords serfs & dates to the middle ages. +Allah is the only true god The world started with an explosion, right? +Rhinoplasty? +Haiti murder rate: 219 Norway murder rate: 0.56 Haiti GDP per capita: $740 Norway GDP per capita: $71k +What's the favorite land of a shooter in Disney World? Parkland! +There are NO females who are alone because of a bad 'personality', poor hygiene, or not having a great hairstyle The blackpilled fact of the matter is that femails are so privileged in our cucked society, that every single one of them has the ability to date WELL-ABOVE their **personality-matches**, **hygiene-matches**, **hairstyle-matches**, and yes, of course, their **looks-equals**. +Some one cAlled me women hater for being subbed to this thread Lol , so I was in a post talking about bill and someone went through my comment history , saw I'm here a few and tried to dismiss my comment because I'm subbed here and therefore I apparently hate females .. help us all +If I had wanted someone to drag their feet, hold up progress, get in the way, debase, disgrace, mock, ridicule, and generally do anything and everything they could possibly do to hold up changes I voted for when I voted for #PresidentTrump, I would have voted for a DAMNED DEMOCRAT for Congress +what 's the difference between the earth and john travolta ? the earth still has a sun(son ) . +Of course the one time I have plans theres a fucking tornado alert +4 maulanas cowardly left @aajtak debate when faced Muslim women's fiery question...revolution is knocking d door of Indian Islam +what if Noel hoe are lifes suck the dick bro and haram like bible that that that that dangerous like +Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the nigger +Nor have I , I live in BC at the moment ; and had lived in Alberta for most of my life . +I wanna fight people who victim-blame sexual assault victims. So so much. Stop me from beating yo ass. +When you find out someone you know and dislike is going out with someone who shagged someone else that you know. But they don't know 😂😂 +Question of the day: Y E S or N O ? +what do you call black men hanging in a barn ? old farm equipment +I went onto a rooftop near a TV studio to watch the stars... Through a 8x scope +Ever notice how Jews automatically think that everyone should drop everything and hang on their every word about a topic? +It baffles me how people lack some of the basics in psychology and resort back to just being selfish. +Put the mudraces in their own countries , build a fence around them and wait a decade or two , and soon they 'll be back to the state we found them in , with their numbers decimated by their diseases and wars . +I also want to mention that I am not repulsed by women closer to my age, I just find women in their early twenties more attractive and also because it matters more right now because I missed out on the experience. +And today one of my students used the word "raped" to describe a football defeat. One step forward, two steps back. +I slept until my alarm went off! A full 8 hours and 8 minutes with just 4min of restlessness! Woohoo! 🤗Now: how to replicate? 🤔 +Men's rights documentary screening cut after online backlash https://t.co/rv9GCz9zNe https://t.co/jsiNbIVDzE +Fleet models are seen on TV, Blockbuster movies,videos,print ads, stage plays & commercials because we work!! Not just eye candy, we work! +RT @obeyyreggie: stfu hoe RT “@tedddydgaf: "I'm proud to be African American" - Proud African American "I'm proud to be white" - Racist … +I just got raped by my priest again for the first time in 20 years yesterday. Turns out, he frequents the same pub where I just had my first beer. +If Tanacon was a convention... Should I go to the Lolicon and Shotacon? +"He gave us ""Anandamath"" nd our National Song ""Vandemataram""! remembering Shri Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay on his d… https://t.co/sCekoav5Fc" +What do you call 10,000 feminists tied to a rock at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. +i just started feeling sad out of nowhere but then i realized that it's because i fucking keep forgetting to take my antidepressants..i suck +"You ever look in the mirror before you go to school and think, ""Oh my sauce why am I finna do this?""" +RT @NRoth44: Wow the stupid nigger in LeBron really came out there +What can you do when your opponent has you up close, his head against yours, and it feels like you're locked in and can't do anything? +I think celebrities Are stealing jobs from the youth and then they say they're multi talented I am tired of that shit 😑😑 +How do you know? +"""An elite Red Bull training camp makes athletes face a charging bear, learn improv, and sit in icy water"" https://t.co/V7SIFi4fU7" +Femaloids in relationships should be under 24/7 surveillance Its the only way to make sure they don't cheat otherwise they will certainly betray you. +I know folks are loading up (if they don't already have them) those UNC slander drafts for tonight #nationalchampionship +Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. +What was the worst thing about the aftermath of the holocaust? Survivors +Oh, that's so cute. Is your boyfriend a tuba player? +What is the difference between god and Hitler Nothing, they Just burn people who they didn't like +Minecraft is a game about bl*cks Blocks, dammit. BLOCKS. +Whats the difference between my dick and my wife? I beat my dick with one hand +Really lovely & interesting to meet you yesterday @MissMachiine! Hope you had a safe trip back to Scotland last night & see you again soon! +DUNNI WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG & YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN I WOULDNT TRADE YOU FOR THE WORLD ILYSM 🌻💓#ReasonsWhyYouMatter @mkmaIarkeys +"When your mom hits you with the ""Can you come clean up the hallway, nothing in my life is making me happy right now""" +Herro prease. +Milking around the world Germany milks cows India milks goats Italy milks sheep And the US milks 9/11 +Heading to Birmingham tomorrow for the weekend with my little monster 😊 plus off to @Draytonmanor on Saturday 😊 love a family trip away ❤ +Hey @SquawkerMedia You've earned my follow because your site is packed full of: - thorough analysis - common sense - good content +In the bottom part of the sixth inning the EC Warriors now lead with a score of 6-1 against the LAHC Seahawks. #eccunion +I wonder why Bodies by Drowning Pools is so brutal... Must be the the vegetables taking a swim in some boiling water (wheelchair not included) +The 421st precinct racked up nearly 26K votes for Doug Jones, mostly with brand-new voter registrations, in an area with only 1100 residents. +lol @ people still bitching about the TSA body scanners. I've been scanned and pat down. Took less than 10 seconds. +Oh great, we are getting a woman employee. Now we have to make sure that our conversations are work-friendly. +So my girlfriend likes to wear schooldress when we're having sex. She will start going to school from next year though. +you do n't want to get blown up p by a suicide bomber ? clearly you are islamaphobic ! +Why are there so many male rapists out there? Because the females don’t have the balls to do it themselves. +do my best to do nice things and be there for people who aren't ever there for me and it just gets thrown back in my face, ha not anymore +I don't hate them, just keep them away from me. +I got some insight into the indie gaming community tonight. Just a peek. It was enlightening. +has anyone seen those videos of the victims of chemical warfare in syria ? its absolutely disgusting . how hard i cum to them . +I guess we'll have to go around this shit(bláck) I'll give em 24h to stop this joke +Why Did Hitler Kill Himself? He Finally Got The Gas Bill +In 1996 I had five burgers (one of which came out of a vending machine) in three days. That was fun for my body... +two faggots walk into a bar . it 's me and a friend . oooh ! +What’s a jew’s favorite form of martial arts? Jew jitsu +Getting pulled over twice within a five minute span at 1am can really take 10 years off your life just sayin +What do a infant and a dog have in common? Neither can say I raped them. +WHO IN THEIR RIGHT WHITE MIND DOESNT WANT SEPARATION.....NOWS THE TIME .......NORMIES .....HELLO +how do you get a nun pregnant ? dress her up as an altar boy . +So revealing watching these idiots on the panel laughing off our over-population compared to housing affordability @ABCthedrum #auspol +In life you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both. +"If it wasn't for white folks, blacks would be cruising the interstellar highways on peanut butter-powered starships" – pecunia strigis | #MPCStatusUpdates +They do n't like cold weather that much either i hear ! , so that would explain Iceland 's purity.Lets hope global warming is not for real so ! +I failed my test But at least I ain't a Terminally I'll kid +TIL: I'm not a transgender woman. I guess that makes me a not xhe. +A Jew a Muslim and a Arab all jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first who wins? Society +Q: What do you call it when 4 black guys fuck a black girl? A: A foursome Q: What do you call it when 4 white guys fuck a black girl? A: Law and order +What do you all have to say about this article ? +my manager who doesn't give a shit abt this place got all sassy when i told him i sent home my worker 2 see her therapist bc she was weeping +The universal abdication of force as a solution is probably the single most dangerous idea adopted by the West. +to the girl who got mad at MY boyfriend because he dates me.I'm sorry every boy you like ends up liking me and not your ratchet ass😂💀 +"@GotchYaSon @notaxation It's a right wing notion that climate change amounts to mere ""property damage""" +I can turn a hoe into a housewife. Cause i know how to love. Thats all their missing. +If this post gets 50 upboats within 5,5 hrs I will look at miss Su straight in the face and smile, maybe even nod +Like the role of Nora Helmer, for instance. @_sirIvan I'm not sexist, but people should play their roles. +ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY bust out the vodka & chicken nuggets! +What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hangs on a wall? Art. +what 's chris brown 's favorite brand of headphones ? beats . +The latest Charity Walk News! https://t.co/vH62n6oBYe Thanks to @FozTweets @GeorgeBanco @AmyH_Gemini #charity #heartcondition +If Trump leaves Twitter and makes a GAB account and makes Presidential announcements only through GAB, millions will join GAB out of necessity. +Anyone Who Is Selling Men's Chockers Lol I Mean Those Tuma Neck Belts :p :p . . . . . Inbox Me ASAP #Xakitili +Reminder: Good looking people and women cannot have depression or anxiety +You can’t always get what you want. But, if you’re lucky, you get what you need.” ― Justin Bieber, First Step 2 Forever +What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters. +Seeing attractive females makes me want to blow my brains out because I know I'll never be with them. +So, Supernova is continuing to not respond to my facebook post, but the gaters are piling on. Interesting. Is the con run by GG supporter? +‪Attention: starting this fall Twitter dot com will be banning “hate symbols.” Please remove the following emoji from your account:‬ ‪🐸👌🥛🖕🥓🍺🇺🇸‬ +But WHATEVER it's just a silly thing and like I guess I'll do it but bc she asked specifically for more followers instead of - +If anyone wants to watch sports , whether white or non-white , let them . +U.S. District Judge Earl H. Carroll, a Federal judge, has ruled that social workers have to respect the U.S. Constitution regarding privacy and parental rights, and if they don’t they may be held liable +Reminder: even in non-physical sports like Chess, females are severely outclassed by men +"@talibanshawtyy: Niggas whole hoes out here cuz" Couldn't had said it better..🙌 +is there anything worse than a woman being hysterical for no reason? +We should be able to have guns in the UK most of the criminals have them so why not we need to protect ourselfs as well ! +Black people are functional members of society. Lock this post if you disagree. +From anons: Heads up, Twitter is censoring some images with the hashtag #wethepeople as "sensitive material" +@yooocaly *mormon hoes ;) +But Trump and his damn administration are fucking everybody over like got damn let the damn LGBTQ community stay on the census +What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country. +I was an incel until 28 years old, AMA Title says it all +Did you guys know that a KKK meeting isn’t racist? I mean, there are always black people hanging around. +Ya, and they kind of missed the fact that he is going to inner city schools teaching the monkeys how to better kick your white butt ! +Father wants custody of child, mother decided to put child up for adoption instead. +What happened to the political dissidents in North Korea? [Removed] +What's the difference between Santa and a Jew Well for starters Santa goes down a chimney +IM A VOLCEL I HAVE NEVER TAKEN A SHOWER OR LOOKSMAXED BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +how do you stop a black kid from jumping on your bed ? put velcro on the ceiling . +What a lovely day it is... in my imagination... *Life is pain*... LaLaLand is my only escape from this sick hell. +"RT @Richie_l0c0: ""Before I call u in the n word"" she was so fucking hurt that he didn't like her Twinkie cakes 😭😭 https://t.co/QYF27fNcyM" +If you're going through a rough time, the Universe just might be preparing you for something greater. MATA TWINS TwinItToWinIt TMI +I’m into BDSM Busting into the hospital doors Directions from the receptionist Sad conversation with the doctor Miscarriage +One of the tolls of war is that soldiers suffer permanent mental trauma even if never faced with combat. +Ariana Grandes fans are still blaming her for Mac Miller’s death No surprise, they have a tendency to blow things up +I think its a bad thing to do and possibly harmful to the baby but I do n't think anyone besides the mother and the father of the baby should have a say so in if she quits or not . +why do nt blacks swim ? because they used boats to get to the country . +Wow, you're Mexican? I had no idea! You're so lucky you look white. +There’s a difference between racism and jokes Racism is funny +The cutest thing is when you say you're hungry and your teacher starts pulling random granola bars from their desk and offering them to you +Why the FUCK are the French and the U.S. bombing and killing moslems while at the same time letting them into their countries? +What was the best thing to come out of Auschwitz? Empty trains. +What did the germans eat during ww2? Surviviollies in a baghetto with shindler bueno +I was all over the fucking place because the toaster had tits +Now Where In Week 3 Inside The Big Brother House Results Will Be Posted #BB19 +"I'm 55 and have been in a faithful marriage for the past 20 years" Translation: I spent ages 15-35 guzzling cum while my libido was high, but now that it's low I pretend that I'm a person of high morality! +I was realistic in the first post on this thread ( page1 ) , now this , this is the sexy part of our country . +Poor Trump..nothing can get done with these idiotic Republicans..traitors! +A white against all other color war must happen to rid America , but will it ever happen and would it be successful ? +That's So Ignorant , I Don't Want Nobody Whose Dick Ain't Exclusive Give That Party Dick To A Lame Bitch 💭 +knee - grows what do you call black men on a road trip ? , suspects of grand theft auto . +How do you draw a scatter plot You give the pen to michel j fox +Put her in her place cause pussies don't get pussy.. +I feel bad for the busses in Brazil that will get burned +Anything within the event horizon itself is truly invisible as that marks the point @ which light cannot travel fast enough to break #ES2232 +Is this a joke? I was always under the impression the human immune system doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier very well? +"How hotter than is it?" "A bitch." +I'm starting to think the Trump incest rumours are real. Kushner is pimping out Ivanka in exchange for Israel wars. +What’s a pedophiles favorite store? 5 below +i call my wife bambi . she thinks its because she 's cute with big brown eyes . actually it 's because i would like someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle . +It made it on CNN , so I 'm thinking it was probably an illegal YouTube - Lou Dobbs Reports A Gang Ripe ? +When I have the five children I wish to have , every Sunday I will read for then Mein Kampf , my bible I am not kidding . +Orthodox Bible has never been rewritten by Anyone ever first was written 120 years after christs resurrection +Its funny how for 2 weeks everyone wouldnt shut up about that girl lifting her shirt but no one ever speaks of victoria's topless photo+ +three generations of whores are all living in one house one day the daughter prostitute comes home . " i just got $ for a blowjob ! " she says . " that s ridiculous ! " says the mother whore , " back in my day i only got $ dollars for a blowjob ! " the grandmother hooker pipes up and says " $ ! back in my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs ! " +Thankful for an awesome principal @teresaygarcia who makes teaching @WEinKaty amazing! #weinkatychat +why americans would be bad castle defenders ? because they ca n't defend their towers . +[1/2]In the absence of Virat Kohli and doubts over AB de Villiers' availability for the season opener on April 5, the Australian allrounder +#MarchGenocide99 #yapnasimi #31marchthebloodiestpageofourhistory #GTMECY Terror does not have a nation, language, race, color or age. +5th Jan 1981 this is who we need a rope for people like this: Peter Sutcliffe was formally charged in court with the murder of 13 women across W Yorkshire over a period of 5 years. +"@foxandfriends She didn't surveil members of Trump camp. She did so to foreign actors and caught Trump people ""incidentally""." +Daily reminder: women cannot be incel and they cannot be lonely no matter how ugly and socially awkward they are Every day until you normies finally get it. +DO NOT TAKE THEIR BULLSHIT TO HEART. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEBODY OUT THERE REASY TO HATE ON YOU BUT THATS BECAUSE THEYRE JEALOUS OF HOW +Why does Japan have lots of guard rails in high places? Because the last time a fat man fell from high up millions of people died +What to sing if your boss My dick is big and it keeps getting bigger that why i like raping this nigger +We have some free time this weekend So, me and a buddy of mine are going over to the airport and watch all the hot chicks go through the new body scanners +GIANFRANCO ZOLA Hand Signed Italy Away Football Shirt - COA - Chelsea Autograph https://t.co/kx3U4uuCmn #CFC… https://t.co/RhYLAXM6vm +hehe i actually forgot my ticket nung epilogue. and i only realized it when i was halfway from the arena 😅 haha +What’s the difference between a school and a shooting range? Only the name +"This dude just told the class black dudes don't get lice. Teacher said, ""What do they get?"" He goes, ""Jungle lies."" *Everyone's Dead* 😂😂😂" +Kim Kardashian - silly girl is full of silly putty +Race car backwards is race car Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died. +The dumbasses on r/badwomensanatomy take a joke too seriously and don't realize that x-rays can see more than just bone. +Y’know, humans are a lot like pokemon. Only the rarer ones that are different colours are captured and put to work. +How do you tell if your wife is dead The sex is about the same but the dishes pile uo +Got to give it to the radcails and all the government and companys playing together the real truth is that the Truth is the Truth and it's all a system made knowledgeable or not to send our nations into great rebellion one day.. 😂😂 +Queertears Says Women aren't Whores, yet ADMITS that No Woman Wants a Nice Gentleman Pick one, queertears +@annedecker @WayneJ28791698 @seanhannity Maybe, maybe not. Tantaros is rumored to be going back to Fox. +What's similar for an orphanage and a cave? You can navigate both using a bat +How are black people and parasites similar? They both leech off of something until they can’t get anything out of it. +i went to an anti trump rally last night the refried collard greens were amazing , i also enjoyed the okra tacos . +The Native American genocide was terrible Think about how many more Christians there could have been. +Is it morally wrong to want a woman only for sex? +Here's another woman thanking you. I haven't seen the ep yet, but I've heard good things. Thank you. @warrenleightTV +i could see him potentially becoming a devante adams type, but keenan has some of the surest hands in the league and when the chargers need to move the sticks they'll look his way every time +Every time y;u;use OAUTH to give appsapermission to use your account, yo. open a potential security hole. +what's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of em! +What's the worst part of sex When they wake up and start screaming +I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week.... but I didn't get it. +Info to make it easier for new people to get followers on GAB...Get you a cover photo & an avatar. +A4: Definitely luxury. Going on a childfree holiday. And of course beautiful scenery! #defineyourluxury #TBIN +"“I didn’t want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that’s really sad."" #depression" +"Just got done watching a movie called ""within"" and this nigga was living in their attic & was agoraphobia and murdered 2 entire families 😭😭" +How do you make room in a gay bar? Flip the barstools +at first, I thought that I can get over this but in the end, nothing seems to change from the very first day I met you.. +More than 3,400 migrants have died attempting to reach Europe across the Mediterranean last year, But on the bright side, fisherman have reported that the mackerel are much larger this year. +Whats the best part about ISIS jokes? The execution +If I were to bring my AK47 to school... I would bring it in a guitar case. If anyone asks me: what kind of songs can you play? I'll unzip it slightly and say "Death Metal". +HUUUGGGEEE sequence of events their for Rangers and Yu after he walked the bases! Yu turned 2 and then the grounder to Nap! #OpeningDay +I'm wondering how would the liberals react to the Zulu movie being released in the year 2014 ? +"Girls be like: ""He's handsome, has a stable income, dresses nice, treats people with respect, and loves Jesus.... Eh. Not my type.""" +Does this sub deal with male issues affecting minorities or concepts such gender roles? +hitler told the jews . hitler : jews today i am being nice , i am sending half of jew home today jews : yaaaay hitler : hanz , get ze chainsaw ! +wife : “ i look fat . can you give me a compliment ? husba “ you have perfect eyesight . ” +I asked my grandfather if he wants to visit Auschwitz with me... He told me he was already once there +I don't know if it was a hell of a national championship game or if it was a horrible game.. 🤔 #nationalchampionship +Radical feminists outraged that in our society exists the concept of repaying debt to society by serving time. +need to fuck sum bad , I got some pressure built up 😛 +If you havent been approached by a girl.. it's over girls love to approach guys, dont fell for the 'le girls dont approach' meme, it's not true, if you are goodlooking they talk to you, they ask you shitty things to get your number and go on a date +How is gozzing in the street a thing? Noone wants to see or hear your filthy bronchial mucus slapped onto the pavement you dirty get. +In the driver seat today.. Lol. Takin a quick rest break... And enjoyin some sun.. Before heading on to FL... +frоm mу рoint оf viеw [ removed ] +what's the difference between my toilet and my uterus? i don't flush my toilet every week. +We know , but Trump 's kids are all married to or dating Jews and he 's expressed his full support of thelgbt community and gay marriage even if he is not out waving the fag rag in fag pride parades . +So, will the French terrorists be heading to Turkey where Erdogan can protect them and send them safely to ISIS? #Islam +I've recently gotten a recommendation for Peaceful Warrior . +gabriel: please. cut your hair. please jesse jesse: id rather die gabriel: (cuts it while jesse's sleeping) +Temp: 50.9F | Humidity: 90% | Pressure: 29.60in (Steady) | Conditions: Overcast | Wind Direction: ENE | Wind Speed: 4.0mph #iawx +I hate the way this subreddit and movement behaves. +Targus Truss Leather Carrying Case/Stand for Apple iPad 2 https://t.co/RoQSgIWtcZ https://t.co/Hb2ESGlvRV +Currycels Get In Here How many of you have escaped inceldom, mixed raced currycels, even just being 1/4 White, do not count. +ofcourse it'd be Better with chanyeol yixing and jongin there but as long as theyre all happy and taking care of themselves :DD +If I can't get this, you guys definitely can't! +Fat chicks are like mopeds.... Fun to ride but wouldnt want to be see on one +I'm going to have the "Living Single" theme song stuck inside my head for the rest of today. Thanks, Twitter. +Ion like doll face hoes +I don't get how a married woman/man can cheat of their husband/wife. Confused with this generation 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️ +Absolutely hate new years Don't think I hate a ridiculous holiday more, fucking normies kissing their bitches and me being alone every fucking new years (granted my last was my fault) I hate our lifestyle we deserve more. +I am not saying he is right wing, but his avatar is a swastika. +When I was a kid, my mom asked me "why do you smell like olive oil" Cuz my uncle said he didn't have lotion +What's the difference between a pitbull and a black man you remove the chain off the pitbull sometimes +They were jealous because American inventers I was watching and these islamic terrorists were getting jealous. @POTUS ban @foxandfriends +what s better than a threesome ? / +Vegas Shooting- How many cameras is needed to record nothing +RT @ohveIy: 4 FUCKING SONGS BITCH WIGGGG https://t.co/HtfsTMwl6u +I don't like the way you are handling any part of this. +It was until Kveldulf saw fit to open it up again with his unnecessary comments . +I hope white people are waking up and realizing black professional athletes don't like you! +#WrestleMania this is so STUPID! Thank god!! That wyatt shit was getting annoying +What's the difference between hope and a star? The jews had a star +Douchebags druggies uglier than me are not incel Nice to know. +The Japanese macaque is an omnivorous animal #sexistfacts +Drug dealers? Did you see their clothes? Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags.#Data #TheGoonies +— not how the hat works. It can't just be frivolous trips to Wonderland whenever Hatter pleases. There's rules. +tfw heightcel teethcel personalitycel facecel clothingcel shoecel cardiocel moisturecel soontobebaldcel fapcel Feelsbadman +last one for the night here , as i 'm durn tired. its 11x17 format - here in jpeg and pdf. get flyering ! +If they ever accept that there are mental differences between the races they will be putting the first shovelful of dirt into the grave of multi-culturism . +I just don't know why some people keep sweating me after they've made it so clear I don't mean nothing to them +It's going to get bad when this comes out . +*constant bitching about "others" while eating cheese doodles behind a computer screen* +Thank's, Ill put together a post over on the B & H site in the next couple of days to let people know about the PLE ideas and ask about adding a PLE forum over there . +"@KhadiMarcia @Og_BandoJohnson @brishona_kelly lol I'm scared of y'all ""friendship"" how y'all meet each other again ?" +I like my women like my organs Harvested from a third world country +Whether you love #porn and #sex or not, please watch this #video NOW: https://t.co/uO9fY3lgSq https://t.co/4MESreStgw +Im irked !! Like i hate bullshitterss like wtf bitch tell me what it is from the jumppp +We can butch you up. +I have developed an anti aging potion Please join me on my private island and we'll drink it together and stay the same age for eternity +"@AdoreBellaaa: Have ya ever asked your bitch for other bitches - kanye voice" Yes +Cuz u a hoe +Just about anything you could ever dream of can be found HERE Just about everyone agrees on illegal immigration ! +I'm too lazy to reread , did he say ' Teacher `` or '' Teacher 's asst . " ? +the fremont geofilter has boba on it i fucking screamed +And some people say that the Klan is n't doing anything today to make a difference . +Cybernetics should be given to all those who wish to evolve humanity.My visions for humanity are evolutionary. +/r/OkCupid "Men, let's talk about how much easier we have it than women when it comes to everything else" +What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for 2000 years? Church. +How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it’s dick +Why do feminists hate men who don't support their children that they don't want, while giving women every opportunity to not support their children that they don't want through safe haven and adoption laws? +what do you call a black detective ? sherlockedup nohomes +"My Latin America lecturer said ""your essay made me laugh out loud (LOL!)"" which I think is beautiful" +i do n't know much about the france terror attack , but i do know that that guy was not very nice . +Can't wait till you get locked up! @Smuggly_Mcweed I'm not sexist, so I'm not afraid to hit a girl. In fact, I plan on it. +What’s the only part of an emo that passes through highschool? The bullet through their head +i've never struggled so bad in my life to do a fucking essay omg ugh +what is a muslim 's favourite tv show ? bacon bad . +same. Also, I just don't think my SO knows what that means. I think I need to invest in a guidebook or something +Daily reminder that millions of women are wearing skirts and dresses right now While we're stuck wearing our boring male clothes :( +Happy International Women's Day Ok, enough, now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. +Props to pedophiles They always slow down when driving in school zones +Like if someone thinks they're not gonna get cheated on, when they were the ones that were used to cheat... you're delusional. lol +Giving birth is unethical because they never asked me for consent +Seriously do we have to put @Lexi they this interview? What are you feeling? Hmmmmm I wonder. @EliseLobb +Agreed. on the tournament floor there are rules. on the street there is not . +I don't know why you insist on making chivalry so difficult. +Drop down, turn around, baby show you like this Won't find another one to ride it like a soldier like this. +A People of strength always Honour their true Heroes . +Sapiosexuals If sapiosexuals existed, Sir Isaac Newton would not have died a virgin. +Ugly females treat me worse than stacies It's as if they know they're supposed to be with a guy of my looks level so they shun me and continue being delusional while being Chad's fucktoy +Whats the difference between a pile of dead children and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari... +If it's not gold or silver and in my possession it's not real. +Childhood obesity is on the rise! Yeah sorry my bad, (I always forget the condoms) +You guys heard about the hurricane in Antioch, Tennessee? FEMA says that a Waffle House was closed there. +How are a flu shot and HIV contraction similar? They both use needles +I wonder how the CBC will try to spin this ? +If women are the more emotionally intelligent and mature sex, why does society say that WOMEN need comprehensive guidance on how to spot emotional abuse? +RT @consciousfuck: lmao okay now let’s address pepsi pussy RT @Thotcho: Real niggas know http://t.co/ipedbpBjm5 +PlayHits♫ #TERANYAR @Roxx_Official - Anthem ||► #BALI w/ @riri_valter #ROXX30THANTHEM cc MD : @liazyx +why are catholics so anti - abortion ? because if women stop having kids , who are the priests going to rape ? +"Why 95% traders lose money? Because they trade manually & get emotional. Get the ""coolest"" FX EA & make $50k/month. #ForexTrading" +@HBergHattie @snkscoyote I wonder if the progs didn't relegate young black men to the ghettos to keep them away from harry reid's friends... +what do you call a horny obese woman ? a narwhal +Predictions: Neville, Stroman, Enzo/Cass, Corbin, Charlotte, Naomi, Miz/Maryse, Styles, Rollins, Bray, Owens, Taker, Lesnar #Wrestlemania +I like my prostitutes like i like the fields on a chess board. up to H8 +What I find interesting is that shaming someone's behavior is sexism is that someone is female. +how many holocaust victims does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? none . it never happened . +always remind myself nothing product about instinctive guilt or anger nothing productive abt rash emotion tht doesnt result in anything +me: sakuro killing stalking all of my mutuals: we fucking hate you +r/TwoXChromosomes is upset that there is a difference in sentencing of men vs women in Wyoming. +I purposely make shitty rape jokes. I don’t care if people don’t want them. +RT @CallumLyon: Awkward moment when it's April 2nd and your life is still a fucking joke. +So, when does the new Linkin Park album... drop? +Why'd the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken +I'm allowed to use that word any way I want to! I have a nephew like that and I grew up with cousins and classmates who were that way. +.@SCClemons: we need to rise above divisive politics and work together to solve common problems. #NatCon17 +I found out this morning that my sweet grandmother has Alzheimer's. She woke up and asked: Who I was, Why was I sleeping next to her, Why her asshole hurt. +I wonder a lot whether caring for someone too much is a good thing or a bad thing because it gives me such mixed emotions +Hey honey, you're going the wrong direction, the border's that way! +Paula Patton pussy got a nigga on stage on his knees talmbout he gotta get her back tonight +Anyone in the mood for some arts and crafts? I was thinking about some Thai dying +There will be no change as long as White people perpetuate the excuses and profit from being the enablers of such behavior . +how do you bring a dead frenchman back to life ? re - animate him in a shitty cartoon . +Sometimes the things that you are most afraid of are the things that make you tha happiest. KISSES AngSunshineNamin +My great grandfather was on the fence about being a slave. But after his first job, he was sold. +Arizona Daily Star should get it 's information from groups other than an organization that makes it 's money off creating the finest spin and hype imaginable . +They say Cancers are emotional and sensitive..well I'm mean asf and I'm no where near emotional lol I dgaf 😂🤷🏾‍♂️ +Just went out for a walk and met the world's most annoying man. Don't leave the house without headphones in future. +Hey momofsix .. to have six kids is a great gift that you have given our race and for that i thank you they are lucky to have such awesome parents as you two +so they even IDOLIZE a convicted Pedophile and Murderer -- convicted in a public trial -- and established an organization to shield pedophiles and child killers from further scrutiny of American law +And I have to just keep riding, because /u/jdi_nit won't shut up about his dang scooter. +Being outside. I just don't like it. [...] Dave Matthews band....It all sounds the same and the fans drive me nuts. +Mess with me all you want but let me be clear. You hurt one of my nieces or nephew. I will FUCK YOU UP. I'm so pissed. +welcome to mass. its been awhile since i have ben on but i am from milton , just south of boston. if looking for a friend send me a message . +I don't love these bitches OR these hoes; fuck they thought? I love my MONEY! +What's Fast and Furious? Jimmy Savile running a children's marathon with a hard-on. +Employeeduh +“@FriendlyAssh0le: 5'3 200 lbs aint thick bitch, you a fucking warthog”😂 +"MY FRIEND WENT TO PANIC! CONCERT AND BRENDON URIE SHOUTED ""EVERYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAN SUCK MY DICK"" DURING GIRLS/GIRLS/BOYS" +Here is the guy 's blog from the radio station he works at . +for anyone watching this space, #ForgottenHistories at #shakeass17 rescheduled for FRIDAY, 3:30-5:30 pm, Lennox Room +Whats common between KKK and The Kardashians? They only target blacks. +When I'm this tired, it makes me want to manicly quit my job but I just keep reminding myself that I'm not an idiot +"So I was sitting on a table and some girl walked up to me and asked ""Do you have a condom I can borrow?"" Like yoooo you Fucking thot 😂😂" +In the semi-finals, Pakistan will face Afghanistan in the Emerging Teams Asia Cup on 1st April. Other s-final is B'desh v S Lanka #Cricket +@AndrewJBurns1 I would but I got dat new monopoly wit da cards.ill hold it up n see if a hoe will let a nigga swipe on credit +I dreamed about @dualipa omg I was front row and she grabbed my hand and sang to me but I got shy and I told her I hated her WTF +RT @iCumYouLeave: If he asks, "what you about to do?" after y'all get done fucking, you a hoe. +No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes. +2/2 Find your Representative #PickYourBattle #ShowYourSupport Tony Monetti vs Clair McKaskill Lena Epstein vs Debbie Stabenow Todd Rokita vs Joe Donnelly Danny Tarkanian vs Dean Heller +You will never have a woman absolutely adore you and want to spend time with you Feels bad, man +Worst looks to be over for Lockyer Valley and the Downs. BOM said the system just skipped South-East. Minimal flooding. @7NewsToowoomba +Happy Christmas to all Fathers I hope you got to spend time with your kids and with your loved ones. +why was the leper hockey game cancelled ? there was a face off in the corner +I mean, why would GamerGate care about a video where people read the abusive tweets they've received? What does this have to do with ethics? +Yeah hoe. +Where do you find a detanotor, the secret to nine eleven and a card for a rentable terrorist ? No, not a Muslims drawer. Trumps interests on Pinterest. +New Mac OS, new iMacs, new iMac Pro, iOS11, new iPads and an Echo competitor. +What type of wood doesn't sink? Natalie Wood +unless you're respectful then we can chat but i'm not an anti. i have an opinion based on shit i've seen, just like u. mine just isn't yours +Zionists want to maintain the racial diversity in the West . +What's the difference between a microwave and anal? One browns your meat without cooking it. +The Royals have lost their first 2 games by a combined score of 16-2 to a team that lost 103 games last season 🙄😒🤦🏼‍♂️ +via @nytimes Having a positive attitude will make you a better problem solver #EarthOptimism https://t.co/0riH5UR9VR +I AM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY THAT I WANT TO CRY. WHAT IS THIS. +We are looking to close on the land soon thats all I can say about the location , but I will tell you it will be in the southeast of the USA . +Its a shame really , but watch out for those people because one day they 'll turn round and tell their gun carrying black friends that you hate them because they 'll black . +"""My favourite gif on the internet was showing the dog sitting around the table and the caption was 'now we will discuss feline health'""" +RT @LeighMeeRandom: Females that start talking like a baby when their man is around is HELLA fucking annoying. +It's going to take everyone working together to beat the New World Order . +Then is n't it time that whites became the minority when it comes to financing said schools ? +why was I so blind and fucking dumb to see that we were perfect til I turned around and gave into debauchery? +The World Would be a Better Place Without Females Just a daily reminder +why did i fail my chemistry test ? because apparently , " zyklon b " is not the correct answer to the question " what is the most useful chemical for pest control ? +1. Oh my LORD @SaveSoulAfrica @PRM_yoshoshela let's be honest to ourselves and Africa. What have we done post apartheid and colonialisation? +What do you call a black woman that's had 7 abortions? A crimefighter +Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face. +Salesforce just spent another $3 million to close its pay gap https://t.co/zBxsreJcbS https://t.co/gtu1UPzTsr +AltRight: “We’re going to do what’s best for Whites.” Jews: “White supremacy!” AltRight: “But isn’t that what jews do?” Jews: “Yes, but when you do it it’s bad for us and therefore anti-Semitic.” +Healthcare #haiku Government clinics Open from seven to five But not for patience. +Necrophilia Shower Thought If a necrophiliac looks at normal people haveing sex, is it the same thing as a normal person watching another person eat a chicken when it's still alive... +it's becoming clear that I need to find more people in SF that are press/corporate competent so I can write some gd code 😜 +Holocaust Handbooks - Educate Yourself - YouTube Holocaust Handbooks is the world 's premiere Revisionist book series . +@Nori_NYC Lol my husband keeps saying he doesn't like the strawberries we're getting because they're huge. I've pic… https://t.co/NNAHiSccu4 +I seen what these bitches would do for a dolla and I got obsessed with it! +Example would be the Ford Fusion. It is a FWD car, with the option to get AWD in the Titanium Trim. [...] Manufacturers have stated that packaging is a big reason for the move to FWD platforms, but the fact that an AWD option exists should mean that there are no space savings since there must be room for a driveshaft. +I hate this all If only you knew how bad things really are +what did the rapist say to their victim ? go ahead , call the police , we 'll see who comes first . +It is time that we stop talking about losing ground and start doing something about it . +RT @maaryyjane_: 🎦😯🎦: you a cold ass dj I fuck w t lets link soon! +Going to create a fake dating profile Should I do it as a Chad or Incel? +I say this with respect: boomer nationalism died today. +Anyone here have a strong dislike towards single mothers. +"@jaketapper ""sex slaves right here in US; many are children"" No wonder moms see 'sex traffickers' hunting for kids at IKEA.Hype the fear up!" +The fact is immoral and irresponsible parents will influence children to be immoral and irresponsible . +If Taeyong ever comes out with a solo album, please have it be a cute concept. Full serious about this +Photos: Gov. Ambode receives Queen’s baton of commonwealth game at Lagos https://t.co/oNr2MyC2JV https://t.co/5AMyFlwSsw +DOW: 26,115.65 322.79% (+1.25%) Thank you President Trump! +Maybe I'm hyposexual The fact that I didn't fap till I was 20 and that I need stimulation to get horny means I have a fucked up sex drive and also explains why I don't have so many boners. +I hated having my mom at my track meets and basketball games. She was so loud and threatening my gawd. +I like my women like my favorite tv show Naked and afraid +I was having a race with my black friend Then my mom pulled me aside to scold me for playing with my food +@CareyTorg The nice thing is I would die INSTANTLY upon seeing it in the wild of terror so that wouldn't be so bad +Normie logic: I saw an ugly dude talking to a girl so it must be easy for you as well +White people: Print out one of the many great #Ferguson pieces written by black authors and read it aloud at Thanksgiving +RT @MrFrankOcean__: Kim K a hoe, because she fucked 4 dudes we see on TV? Some of you hoes have fucked 40 dudes that don't even got a TV ... +Karl Jaspers on amor fati (love of fate): ...an injunction to face each experience and everything one's existence that is uncertain, ambiguous, and dangerous with the feeling that one will never do anything other than follow one's own path. +I'm so damn big I think I'm just going to skip that wedding this weekend. 😩 hope my cousin understands. I'm hurtttttting +Let's not start spreading those Croatian lies about Serbs being mixed with Gypsy 's and Turks , look we are both Christian white Slavs . +"I am not ""providing direction to your guy in London"". Fuck him & fuck you too. Provide your own direction. This ship ain't international. 👹" +@jaketapper Why aren't U tweeting about Susan Rice revelations? Are U obligated 2 continue to do Obama's bidding? U… https://t.co/96I1hdH7WB +On stage at @DALLASIFF tonight, got to bring #Robert Benton out to give award to #FayeDunaway. That likely will be highlight of my year. +Coming up with original dark jokes is hard... almost as hard as I am when I meet my 8 year old niece. +"@voteshawnbra @Nathsz_Army @radiodisney Cento e cinquenta quatro I vote for #ShawnMendes ""treat you better """ +If the Govt's rejection of the Dubs amendment didn't look callous before, the pictures coming out of #Syria in the last 48hrs bring it home +"@OmonaKami ""i wouldn't say that word out in public* *posts on twitter* *probably says it with all her other white friends*" +what do you call a child born with down syndrome ? a mistake +"Then this woman was goin off her nut sayin ""so we aint going sea world"" bus drivers like na ive told you where we goin.she was actual fuming" +After killing a spider, I wrap the web around it's neck, hang it from the wall and make it look like a suicide. +'We ll have two diff ways after about 2 yrs'-she whispered. Sometimes, reality hurts like hell and puttin them on words we mak it evn worst. +The Jag looks annoyed at the Mazda, who looks like it did something wrong. +I don't understand why Instagram and Twitter are always having these stupid ass updates +It's impossible to get excited about anything when you have no friends Things that are fun an exciting for normies, holidays and special events, are just suicidal fuel for subhumans. +Goat is disgusting as fuck. Actually I can't say that as I've never actually eaten it but can't get over the smell. Nope +Like what my grandpa used to say, if you're with a minor. You usually take them at the back of the diner. ;) +RT @L1LDebbie: So it's rude to talk about fat bitches but it's cool to talk about skinny bitches?! Cus I know alot of thick hoes on the ver… +How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a doctor to get it out. +I drove past the Cancer Survivor’s Park And no one was there +Working from 5:30 pm - 5:30 am is really fucking with my sleeping schedule 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ +I will name my dog "insane" So if anyone asks me "are you fucking insane", i can say "no im fucking my sister" +Like was posted above blacks are waking up more whites then prowhites . +my uncle was killed in a steam rolling accident . it was a crushing experience for my entire family . +My 12yr old says to me... Did you know Jared is in prison for trying to get into smaller pants? +I hope they're whistling at you. +What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and Japan? Michael at least stops shaking every once in a while. +Definitely easier to sell stupid evil to dumb folks. +i guess it 's no suprise muhammad ali died . his health always was a bit shaky . +RT @NiggaCommentary: BRUH MY NUTS HURT SO FUCKING BAD AFTER WATCHING THAT https://t.co/MXjpID0L4p +> When those people start having families and making their natural progression towards the suburbs, they'll start caring more on a relative basis about the efficiency of their commute than they will their pedestrian experience at Portage and Main like nearly every generation prior. Yes, a substantial number of people do flock to the suburbs. [...] And at the same time I expect the same level of respect from suburban dwellers when they drive through my neighbourhood. +You're a stupid hoe +If you like the 24k gold rillos, your a pussy +My grandpa always said getting a girl pregnant was like locking your keys in the car.... If you can't fix it with a coat hanger use a crowbar +How many old people does it take to play a game of Jenga? One, because their bones are so frail. +Since going to the local gym and building up some muscle, I've managed to sleep with some of the most beautiful women there, and I think I can put it down to my form. +Jewish girl ran away when I started flirting with her Guess you cant gas them up like before +"@kmele @BlanksSlate @jwcglaser @ARossP The ""reputation"" he has today, as most (esp young) '08 Paul voters know it, is built on that." +It would be great if websites could learn from Set Max. It receives great traffic only once in a year still doesn't crash. #SRHvRCB +So, is it true what they say about Asians? +i can't nap when i get home because i have to go to the dentist but my dentist smells like Nasty ass coffee,, y +I have an awesome tattooist in the burbs of Chicago ... +"I showed him a picture of 21 savage and he said ""yeah he looked like that"". I think my dad just met 21 savage." +Don't forget. Tomorrow, first home friendly. Come get your members card and support the lads. Tea Room is open as always. +' Nah I ain't no hoe niggah , no bitch niggah , rich Niggah with the shits Niggah Getchu chipped niggah . +Democrats, Who would you vote for if the election was today, and you could NOT vote for HRC or Bernie? 🤔🤔 +The story is available from the below link , which in turn came from AP . +It appears that if you are white in South Africa and you are about to be arrested , your fate is far worse than death . +December 18 When The Ultimate Twitter Purge Begins Wouldn’t It Be Hilarious If They Accidentally Purge All Of The Liberals And They’ve No Other Choice To Come Here Because I’ve Been Waiting For The Liberals So I Can Get My Popcorn Ready For The Show +Instead of thinking about what you are missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing. #ALDUBKSApril9and12 +What do you get when you cut open your girlfriend's bleeding miscarriage with a buzz saw? An erection! +@Steven_ratata bye youre a queer +Awesome she is really horny!! 😉 @seaweed115B @Dakrr6666 @Emery_cum20 @nsfw_Emily23 #bigtits #naked #xxx +I was only 12 at the time it was scarey as I was all alone . +so , a tall terrorist went to bomb a grande concert . . nd venti died ! +Racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died. +TrollX disagrees with 80/20 study because it makes them feel bad because it uses facts (female kryptonite) +Vibrating with excitement. Every day brings us closer to being able to make the announcement. +How do we know Jesus was black? Because he never saw his father +Chuck Norris rnce urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now knownuas Optimus Prime. +There is nothing worse to me, than coping looksmaxing subhumans who think they have a chance +unless you are a tourist or here the study for a year or two please just go back Russian , we dont need or want more slavs +Why do orphans like to play baseball Because they can run home +Invariably, whenever anyone learns that I am biracial AND bilingual, they always demand proof in the form of 'Say something in Chinese!' It always makes me feel like a performing dog doing tricks for treats. One day, one of my friends let loose this bewildering discussion out of nowhere:: Her:: Hey, how come I never hear you speak Chinese? Me:: Who would I speak it to? No one here speaks Chinese. Her:: I don't care, I just want to hear you speak Chinese. An eavesdropping male classmate:: I want to hear some too. Another female classmate:: Me too! Do it! Do it! My friend, putting her hand out as if she were shaking with a DOG:: SPEAK, GIRL, SPEAK! College class with sophomores and juniors, a few weeks ago. Patronized and fetishized for their entertainment, and wondering if I should roll over and beg for their amusement as well. +The Kikes Are The Sole Reason Why We Don't Have World Peace And Harmony +I like dark circles under your eyes, a pudgy tummy, and a gap in your teeth. Those imperfections are what make me love you the most +What do you call 9 black people in a hot tub? Coco puffs. +Latin and school shooting victims have something in common They both are dead +What good is bringing high speed internet to middle America if once on it they just get shadow banned by corrupt Globalist platforms for being "rednecks", #POTUS? +Blind people of Reddit, how has your condition influenced your life choices? +Former 2nd in command mod dsar9013 has deleted his account I recently discovered that the former 2nd in command mod of this sub, dsar9013, has deleted his account without notice. +Syria isn't our fucking war It's Israel or Turkeys not the US's war +what ’s the difference between a baby and a trampoline ? i take my cleats off when i jump on a trampoline +The path to recovery is indicated if you have been suffering from a long illness. +what is bashar assad 's favorite band ? my chemical romance . +Hopefully soon there will be topics not centered on the idiot football players. +What’s Helen Keller’s favorite part of Thunderstruck by AC/DC? Ahahahahahahahah (the chorus in the beginning) +Minorities have rights +What do you get when you catch a baby on a bayonet? An erection +Ex dominatrix fucked by nasty pawn dude https://t.co/fb1h7xKH3z +My First one What does a Jew and car tires have in common? They both scream when you push the gas +What do you call a bunch of Jews on a train What ever the fuck you want, they’re not coming back. +Which country has the most fertile fields in the world? Germany because of advanced slash and burn techniques. +Daniel 5 18 O thou king, the most high God gave Nebuchadnezzar thy father a kingdom, and majesty, and glory, and honour: 22 And thou his son, O Belshazzar, hast not humbled thine heart, though thou knewest all this; +Assange does what real journalists did before news orgs only employed campaigners for the Left: he reports what's happening based on what people really said & did, not on their lies to the camera or the news producer's lies to the viewer. +If everything was in one section no one would be able to follow anything it 's already hectic as it is . +Dr. Duke , if we are ever able to form a white nation ( God willing we will ) I hope you will become our president . +How would you call a dog if it has long neck , can break all things and can dive into water ? +Walked into my local gun store I noticed everything was 50% off. Back to school sales are the best! +how do you castrate a redneck ? kick his sister in the jaw . +Taking away favors for big business makes the system more capitalist, not less. It allows small businesses to compete on a more even field. +The last paragraph of this essay talks about sticker techniques . +Think about this... We have multiple groups (Antifa, Muslims, Dindus, etc) shooting us with guns for the purpose of getting guns banned And they have a whole political and media structure aiding their every attempt acting as one large demosteitc terror group War is inevitable +Finally stopped questioning why I out grew people. We are on 2 different levels and we aren't the same. +Internet bystander says man should just "get over" sexual assault. +Arabs be like Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"  Man: "Yes!"  Reporter: "Name?"  Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."  Reporter: "Sex?"  Man: "Three to five times a week."  Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"  Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."  Reporter: "Holy cow!"  Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."  Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"  Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."  Reporter: "Oh dear!"  Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." +Another win for the JV softball team over Central Crossing. 18-3 winners!!! Keep up the great work ladies!!! +I know y'all know that feeling when you sleep on your neck wrong & you can't turn your head 😭😭😭😭 YO I did that shit last night & im dying +That moment when the crackers hang the black guy... And the autistic Mexican kid thinks he's a piñata +What does an Indian woman do after a rape Wait for the other nine. +#Belarus eliminated all PFM-1 #APLandmines & completed #stockpiledestruction obligations under MineBanTreaty … +I hate when bitches keep saying "yassss like" like bitch u sound stupid stfu +Children are priceless. Except mine. She's £40 an hour if anyone's interested. +Realistically, what are my chances of a false rape accusation in college? +a leaf and an emo fall off a tree . who hits the ground first ? the leaf ; the rope stopped the emo +Sharkeisha isn't dead you're all retarded lop +I use to feel so devastated!!At time I thought we never make itttttt ! Now we on our way to greatness #Allamerkkkanbada$$ +RT @BitchieDior: A street nigga don't love nobody if you ain't his day one (bitch, nigga) +When you see crooked teeth, you think, you know, trailer trash. +Is that a good idea? Well... you want to be careful, showing support openly like that. There are (whispers) predatory women. +Was I wrong to snoop? I ended up finding the truth don't you think? [...] Am I in the wrong at all? +All normies are rapists They never got "enthusiastic" consent. +Spinach is a lot like anal sex If you were forced to have it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult +hey all of you are not alone in this brothers. there are so many more than you will ever know. i am one of them and i am proud to be very white . +How many people does it take to change a light bulb? 0 +Who wants to hear a joke thats going to blow you guys out of the water? Pearl Harbor. +"I'm not sexist, there are women everywhere!" @dubhe80 +White people and culturally appropriative "spirituality" (I'M TALKING TO YOU YOGA ENTHUSIASTS), just stop +.@DoWeWantTo #'s like this...I just spin the gallery on my tablet like the Price is Right wheel and use whatever meme or story I land on... +Fewer children per man than per woman: Birthrates for men in Germany made available for the first time +Umar (ra) said, “No.” The man said, “Even though I carry her on my back and exert myself in her service?” +Layy ugly ass tried to hit me with a joke but why was it so corny. She's like I don't think I wanna be your friend anymore 😂😂 +Why do asians hate football? They spend 13 hours a day making them +RT @asvholejay: do i have time for these hoes ? no no no no no no \_ no no no … +Oh just to let you know tia passed away who the hell does that? Fucking stupid. +A kid in my grade tried to hang himself When he came back to school I asked him "How's it hangin?" +what do you call a gay french bread ? a faguette . +Has there ever been a First Family to ever had a child while being in office because if there has been then we’re way overdue for one and if not it would be super cool to follow and just imagine the media coverage and the bets around the Nation for the due date and such +Things Truecels dont have - Swimming trunks - Perfume - Hope - A condom in their wallet - Motivation - Snapchat, Twitter - A healthy body - Fitting clothes - Love - Fun memories from past activities with their peers What did I miss? +Roast beef sandwiches are ruined for me I saw someone eating a roast beef sandwich today and all I could think about was a stretched out vaginal flaps destroyed by the cock carousel. +season 4 episode 12 of dexter.......has got to be a fucking joke +What does a school and heroin have in common? They’re both fun to shoot up +Ok President Trump go ahead and tactical nuke NK & support SA in the bombing of Iran. +IDGAF who don't like me 😴 who stop Fucking with Me🙇🏽 who don't speak to Me 👐🏽💯and who Talks about Me👀Real Talk 🗣❗️ +The doctrine of trinitarian processions gives the Christian life its distinctive character as trinitarian adoption. -Eilers and Strobel +He is a complete cricketer. A dashing batsman, a good wicket-keeper and an useful part-time bowler. Kedar Jadhav Rocks. #IPL #RCBvDD +Late last night in the morning hours I don't know what it was but I was just in one of my trances or had an episode I swear sometimes I believe I've Multiple Personality Disorder need to get that checked out +What's the hardest part about rape? Admitting it was a woman who did it. +Dear @Harry_Styles thank you for reminding me that life is supposed to be sweet and colorful. Mind following me? I love you! — 225.141 +I hope the police catch all the people who beat up the asylum seekers in Croydon and throw away the key forever 😊 +What’s the hardest part of shooting an unarmed black man? The recoil +First cut down the prices of bikes *Happy* and now cut down in petrol prices * So much Happy* On 1st April: Govt be like #AprilFool 😜 +RT @BVSEDXJESUS: I want a real relationship ✊🔐 no games, no lies, no side hoes, just me and you 💘💍 +Yes a globe is round , and for centuries those round globes did not have a `` Belarus '' on them . +Normans who visit this sub are usually incel/deadbedroomcel IN DENIAL And Chad doesn't even know what reddit is +#bbnaija for a full month bisola has never got her hair cut and yet others ask and they receive.. Hmmmm biggie i see u +do n't get an erection i was sitting next to this really hot thai girl on the bus and all i could think to myself was , " do n't get an erection , do n't get an erection " . but she did . +On day 9 of no nicotine I hold a special place in my heart for the death of the people that honk at drive-thru windows those people are complete waste of humanity also it's Monday and I haven't had coffee yet +Whichever it is this is utterly disgusting and it would seem the attitude of wealthy arabs toward us as well.… https://t.co/VQMeEQprEx +A Jewish Holocaust survivor goes to Heaven... Upon arriving he is greeted by the 500,000 Gypsies who actually died in the Holocaust. He then tells them a Holocaust joke in the Yiddish language. When none of the Gypsies laugh, he switches to the Romani language and says "I guess you had to be there to understand". +When I was a kid there were no warning labels on things, no bike helmets, toy guns looked like real guns and sneakers were inexpensive. +Where is the bomb? +Being an incel is hard But being and incel and having very specific fetishes is even harder +Girl A:: Is that girl a real girl Girl B:: I don't know she used the girls loo. And me standing there listening too them angry and them not even knowing i'm a trans women and how offensive what they said was. Overheard in a the toilet of a lesbian club. Made me feel angry, invisible, fake. +When my neighbour asked “do you beat your kids.” I say No, I don’t have kids, the scream you here is from my wife +Spring break is finally here. Guess what I'm going to do? Yup, lots of writing. #poetry #amwriting #CampNaNoWriMo +how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb as many as possible but they wont change anything +"RT @tonitonirocca: What idiot called it ""unsolicited dick pics"" and not ""junk mail""?" +But I mean maybe u want to be a superstars cum catcher and that's cool I guess cuz I'd catch amber roses juices any day 😂💯🤷🏾‍♂️ +friend: bro my grandma just died & my dog got cancer :( me: get ur negativity out of here pussy, chill vibes only 😎🌴💯 +He want's something performance oriented, and practical. The new Impala is definitely not a bad car, but by no means is it fast. [...] A sedan is not the best for that. +I may try to befriend the person who could potentially help me gain popularity. +reminder that 1/5 of homos will get HIV in their lifetime and that thots pissing birth control in water supply probably turns u gay +I played the Search the Waves mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 10 #ParadiseIsland2 #GameInsight https://t.co/ftBzWmONP0 +WATCH: Southern Charm’s Patricia Altschul Gives a Tour of her Infamous Charleston Mansion, Complete with Four Bars… https://t.co/jULRvxnNRe +What do you call the black burger chain? Three Guys +yo mama 's so old she has a separate entrance for black dick . +Let's treat the British army to a free week in Benidorm... Then what with binge drinking, tomb stoning, and sunburn... We've won the war! 🔆 +Can you still be an incel if you had sex once? +[ BANNED FROM /r/worldnews ] Shit mod mike_pants won't answer questions, insults user, and then bans (after I have my last word) +Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he doesn’t know he’s black +Today is #NationalBeerDay! We've provided professional services to some of today's top microbrewers and brewers in… https://t.co/Djqxsz4Yk8 +Aston's Say & Play: Clue 1: The song is under the Jive record label @Gateway978 @avery_aston #monday #daytime +Looking forward to the stares when I get off the plane in Wisconsin due to my MSU gear...stare away!! #HailState #GoDawgs 🐶🐾🏀💍👌🏼 +I dot get why asians are so good at math They can barely see the numbers +Heacham Weather:Temp=14.9C & is Rising.Low=8.6C & high=15.2C.Pressure=1009.1mb & is Rising.Wind=1.6mph W & gust 8.3mph.Rain today=0.0mm. +We occasionally get people like jimmy coming here to SF to `` study '' us . +Old enough to make a bed, old enough to give me head. +#NOAmnesty 'Severe flu brings medicine shortages, packed ERs and a rising death toll in California' +For real? @BrownNicholas11 I'm not sexist, but men are superior. +Rape at camping is legal. As long as you do it within tent. +Those countries are much better under a government of terror made by themselves and for themselves . +What's long and hard, something you want to put in your mouth and when you pull on it stuff shoots out the tip? A 12 gauge shotgun. +School begins for me in a week , which is when I 'll be answering your question . +Now you're telling me the things I fucking wanted to hear before. +Yo I could walk BACKWARDS and the snow in Erie will still hit me in the fucking face +@_Joebouchard I ordered something from eBay once and it took like a month to get here but I might try that lol +How do we know Jesus isn't black? Because he knew his father +what 's the difference between a carpet and a baby ? you take off your shoes before you step on a carpet . +Dark humour is like food, Not everyone gets it. +Why is it better to fuck a cows nose than a girl? You can choose the hole... Ok... ok... you can also do that with a girl, but she cannot lick your balls at the same time! +How does @Galvanize Austin Celebrate it's first Anniversary, w a Luau of course. Hope to see you there! https://t.co/tIlvjn6Hlf +I DID get a nickel for every racist joke I told... But since I told my black friend about that, I can't seem to find my wallet. +people say " hitler did nothing wrong " but you know what ? he was fucked up , and a horrible person , you know why ? he lost . +Sometimes I just stop and laugh at people who still think the 100 is a teenie bopper show if you watch it back it's unrecognisable from s1 +"I need the ""3 out of 4 americans got me fucked up"" shirt but instead of ""americans"" ""life experiences""" +lol black +"@tidoo operative word being ""idea"" we're past the stage of ideas. We need radical and decisive changes" +Hagen is also member of a fraternity called `` Israels friends '' and was on television celebrating the national day of Pakistan some time ago . +a jew with a boner runs into a wall . what does he break ? his nose . +What do you call 1 million jews on a train? Anything they arnt coming back +I always get fucked over for always putting others before me +Ok after the bot purge we are now at 325,000 users. +( does anyone else look at crybaby and love him so much it breaks your heart to remember he is blind?) +I made a website for orphans... It doesn’t have a home page +What's a pedophile's favorite gaming computer? A predator. +My advice is keep with it it 's better to know it and never have to use it , then to need to use it and not know it ! +I am a White Male, a member of one of the most evil and oppressive forces on earth that somehow everybody still wants to live near +All the normies who even care - they want you dead. +Chuck Schumer & Nancy Pelosi are not listening to Rahm Emanuel's advise? They keep throwing 2 yr old's trantrums. https://t.co/3ewN0PGbpt +then i got sick, but i have work to do. solution? i just went out and bought a 6 lb brisket. All problems can be solved with more meat. +I like my women like I like my software Open source and permissive. I’ll even make documentation! +Why do you never see black cops? Because the whites have the KKK by their side +You have to feel sorry for paedophiles.. There only trying to fit in! +why did i fail my biology test ? [ removed ] +All of those things you list are personal reasons . +my first kiss was a girl that lived down the street from me when i was 10.I went to school with her younger sister.Her name was kelsey.She had blonde hair and blue eyes.She was 13.We were at the movies and then I figured I 'd take a chance and try to kiss her and it worked . +.@bobacupcake HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. H +Even thought the wage gap has been debunked dozens of times, why is it that it still gets around in the minds of the majority of the population? +Me:: I made greens for the first time this weekend! Coworker:: Oh really? I had some watermelon. Me:: ....Did you eat any thing else? Coworker:: Well yeah. Me:: Then why did you only tell me about the watermelon? +Thanks, everyone. Sometimes stuff gets to me when it shouldn't. Small things. I should be stronger. Enjoying the cute animal pictures. +The flipside is those 70 % White students will do worse with `` teachers of color '' . +My wife walked in on me having sex with my daughter I don't know if she was more suprised I was having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus +My phone died so I couldnt tweet... so... DREW FUCKING GALLOWAY #NXTTakeOver +pregnant women hip hop dancing, a pretty woman trying to shame u 2 buying diamonds, and a woman pressuring her male partner to earn more $$ +I sat up with my eldest son till 5 am to watch a fight that went 14 secs . +how do muslim parents feed their children ? " here comes the airplane ! " +Shoot that nigga an his shorty bitch . +"rmbr after they won and antis came in like ""why were they talking like they owned the stage do they have no respect""" +We need to stop doing this fucking rain dance I swear +They did this again today during their soundcheck acoustically and it fucked me up +Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is +Timmy's parents are fucking twats. Maybe if you fucking listen to your son, he wouldn't be talking to his fucking fish all the time. +The Black race is yet to invent any kind of civilization . +What's the worst type of wish you can get. The type from a foundation. +Losing my virginity was like a 100m race... Over in 10 seconds? No, 8 black men and a gun. +Today my wife told me she's pregnant I answered "Are we having a boy or an abortion?" +Just learned that r/Economics has a Gender Wage Gap FAQ... it seems fairly balanced to me, was wondering what people here thought of it's accuracy, completeness, and balance. +My holiday science fiction idea, "Pitch Black Christmas", was the subject of much Riddick Yule. +All I do is sit here and refresh new It's over, but I'd rather this than be a bluepilled cuck. +Whats small, black, and knocks on glass? A baby in an oven. +"I made my husband a sandwich with onions and now I regret my decision as he recites every ""h"" word into my face" +Its crazy how much pain im in everyday I cant go one day without crippling depression +Asked my aunt to buy me a taser gun and now she's looking for it in lazada hehehe r u finall buying me one??? Wag paasa pls +I cant stand this isolation but I also couldn't handle having anyone in my space +what do you call gordon ramsay 's miscarriaged baby ? underdone +"@RedHotSquirrel Geopolitics aficionado!!! Ha Ha Ha. And someone who admires Trump.! You are such a ""funny"" guy Rob. Bless." +Who was the most open minded man? JFK +You know that classic #holiday film about what if you were the first victims of German gas attacks along with Canadians in Ypres, Belgium... +I cant judge because i dont know them all , plus i think they are all good in their own way , that 's why they are moderators +i told my office junior that i 'd promote her if she gave me a blow job . she did , so i wrote : " samantha gives great head " on the gent 's wall . +Wow. I just realize how much life must suck for somebody who is actually named Vivian James. +What do you do if you see a nigger with a broken leg? Stop laughing and grab your gun. +i always loved scouts what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew ? :d the boy scout returns from his camps . +Why don't cats and dogs mix? Their bones clog up the blender. +SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING RUN INTO THE SIX YARD BOX THEY TEACH THAT IN FOOTBALL 101 +My dick is like my basement Once the kids go down there, they don't come back up. +My hoes they do drugzzz +How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw +"Jeremy Meeks" is the magic norman repellant If you make a post and mention Jeremy Meeks anywhere in it Normans are nowhere to be found. +A year to the day that o had my operation and my shoulder is still fucked😐 +Germany has horrible hotels There last guests give it One star. +Such a heated argument. I am so tired of her lying to me, and now she’s got Emilia to lie too. All I did was love her… +They're coming out of the woodwork to oppose white unity and White History Month . +What's the difference between science and religion? Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings +I hate when people are salty as fuck for no reason man 😂 +my 19 yo incel AMA yeah just ask me anything +Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, & another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust.. #MattLauer #JohnConyers #CharlieRosen #HarveyWeinstein and the beat goes on & the beat goes on.. #MSM #SexualPredator +You know the government did some really horrible shit if they can't release everything from 54 years ago. +Just a reminder of how pathetic we are More than a hundred thousand years passed since the homo sapiens developed, thus we are a product of thousands of succesful generations, yet we will never be able to reproduce like every one of them because we are fucking subhumans it's over +@yourstruelysam_ @IH8UHOES @Nekko_hbk bruh why it look like a niggah dick slapped the baby 😂 +How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, "he fell" +You know what I say about pedophiles that sodomize minors? They're in the wrong place at the wrong time. +In 1845, Texas was admitted into the United States as the 28th state. +Isn't it obvious that the left are crazy bastards? +If you are a terrorist we should kick out all of your non citizen family and watch the rest. +17 year old Terper has it all figured out. +Ask your self who controls Europe and the open Society foundation no George Soros and open Society foundation no open boarders for America great again alles klar +PSA: If you're driving an RV stay the fuck in the slow lane!!!! +Rapists are bad at public speaking. They just can't get a grip. +Positive people make me sick They have no idea what it's like to have a hard life, if they lived as me for for even an hour they would be red pilled +Oh god, no! I would never DATE a woman! +My room is: CO2: 501ppm Pressure: 1017.89hPa Temperature: 23.35°C Humidity: 47.25% Luminosity: 54Lux 2017/04/05-15:42:24 +So i was fucking this girl the other day and my wife walked in I'm not sure what was funnier. Her face when she saw me fucking our daughter... or the fact they let me keep her from the abortion clinic +The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second best time is NOW. +That's it, I'm fucking done I have white guilt, time to jump off a building... +Here we are Grandma: can you get me a drink please Boy: I’m tired Grandma: your too young to be tired Boy: your too old to be alive but here we are +juts go to hell with your slow process and pathetic customer service @HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares +Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. +This sounds like a sensible , well thought-out plan . +Depression is Objective To be normal you have to be completely delusional. +04/02/2017 16:30 Temp 75.1F RH 77% Wind NW at 0 mph gusting 10 DP 67.4 Baro 29.571 inHg & Falling slowly #txwx +Should the Oxford dictionary change definiton of "Hypocrisy" to "HOLLYWOOD" +You know, for people who rant on and on about "bullies", these Twitter administrators are the definition of it. +Am not surprised but am still disgusted by the news that states are now allowed to defund Planned Parenthood. +@mkaylagray I bought this for a young girl who loves princesses...because this is the kind of princess all girls should read about. +>1,700+ online Gee, it sure is nice seeing all these normal people visiting our sub when they could be, you know, enjoying their weekend day with their girlfriend and friends like, you know, normal people do. +Make hunger cry like a girl. +Why wasn't Hoss McDank born in America? Because he's a fucking faggot, and all faggots come from Europe. +Blacks in South Africa wondering why their country is going to hell when they put Blacks in charge . +why do n't you see many taiwanese lesbians ? they get confused with what type of pussy they eat . +the normies who come here make me sick i wish i could vomit on them through the screen +Sex with me is like a race. Who will cum first? Me or the police? +I live in Montana and I promise this isn't going on all over the state. This crazy bitch never came to mine or my friends' schools to speak, although we do have an outrageous "abstinence only" policy in our district, which worked about as well as you'd think. [...] Teachers were told they'd be fired or reprimanded harshly for talking about safe sex, but a lot of them did anyway and told us if we needed help or had real questions about safe sex we could totally come up and ask them. +What does the emo scene kid say? I just want to die.......................my hair. +#lrt thats where my comparisons of tgd/13rw come from because they're target the same demographic (age at least) but one blew up while the +It's a goddamn distraction for the heathen ur playing against to just lay out an army of fucking rats while you just hope for dear life +You don't have to & can't & won't please all the People all the time_Stay Focused-JesusChristEmpowersWisdom #NXT #Nxter #cryptomonedas +Whats bigger in Africa compared to the US? Child mortality rates +.@BlackOpal80 But, the idea they want to do ANYTHING but lecture with dubious facts they don't want challenged is exposed by their blocking. +I like my woman the way I like my Coffee Weak and easy to keep down +@JHafe big booty hoes! +UNBIASED TOTALLY UNSEXIST MALE OPINION ALERT @isaiah_guy Im not sexist but I swear female comedians are not funny at all +Why do a bunch of women who don't give us the time of day anyway because we're ugly virgins give a fuck if we hate them? +Obesity is seen as a growing pandemic A trend welcomed by Muslims... +"@HeartlessFuck: Glad I'm getting outta Atlanta. Nothing but a bunch of niggas in & outta jail & dumb bitches with mad kids fuckin em." +After years of being bullied Do I not have the right to hate women? +How can someone my age (15) get involved in the advocacy of Men's Rights? +JUST TALK TO HER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE And then you'll get exposed as a "creep" to her 11K followers on social media +stayed home last night i stopped a rape from happening i decided to stay home +Yo, ladies. I think it's time we sit down as a group and talk about #stopwadhwa2015. google hangouts, broadcasted. +@cuunthiaaa @Fvnxy he's the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy +Niggas had me doing fire guard all day that shit is boring +What I am saying is we need a homeland the western half of Canada could do for the start but I also agree Europe needs to saved as well but we have to secure a homeland here first before we could change anything on a global level . +For gods sake Davison you say `` many '' but I went to Iran when I was little ( I only went to Shiraz & Tehran ) & I never saw anyone with light hair or light eyes , I have since met a few with green eyes but never light hair so it couldnt have been `` many '' . +The bitch driving this hybrid was annoying tf out of me +name white parts about a black person his palms , footsole , eyes , teeth and his owner . +RT @tiathegawd: bitches be trying the wrong bitches & don't even be knowing.. +Do you want to hear a rape joke -No -That's what she said +30 questions for Pepsi about its protest imagery-inspired soda commercial: https://t.co/0drOiVEAYp via @BrowBeat +> So they're gonna spend their entire fucking time cleaning because they have it so good? Do you even read the posts you reply to? [...] huehuehue geddit cus username +Part 16: so in other words,..... Fuck this earth !!!!!!!!!!! Ima just have fun,......Maybe murder ppl,.... +i hate boys but thats a lie but im so in love with boys every day i am crying over boys i actually hate my life +Humble personality, not a hoe. RT @LoveMeDarlingg: 21. Best non-physical feature the opposite sex can have? +This dude walked in the lab high as hell and just started writing his essay with a smile😂 get it gurrll +Pretty much all of "Idti i smotri" (often mistranslated as Come and see, Go and look is far more accurate). +It looks like our friend Krekar will be winning lots of votes for anti-immigrant parties in Norway 's upcoming election . +How do you start the worlds biggest brawl, By throwing a bone in the middle of Somalia +How am I the only mom rolling into the school pick up line blasting 'Insane In The Brain'... Weirdos. +Plus another positive about Ending The Drug Wars crime would go down and also it would put The Drug Cartels out of business +"People complaining about the refs calling too many fouls are the same people yelling ""how could they miss that"" when they miss a call." +What do you call a pirate that shoots up schools? Captain sandy hook +Lawmaker: extender melodrama snoozes out if deal overnight on raise/age,workers comp & then Legis simply okays state ops bill Monday. +I'm torn between severely excited and severely depressed for the #BigLittleLies finale tonight. I don't want it to be done! 😫 +I find it funny that blacks find their own women disgusting , but i find it even more disgusting that because of this they go after white women , and are usually successful , its good to see a white girl tell one off . +What do you call a nun being raped? A fucking virgin +How you telling niggas not be boring but got a dull ass personality? +tissue please how can you tell if a hooker is full ? she has a runny nose +Plants kill each other by blocking light (starving) 1 another, the silence is not without violence and if they could they'd all be screaming +"(1/2) While I do not support the US being ""world police"" I may support a war in Syria if it had a clear goal of stopping ISIS's spread" +Weinstein is the perfect microcosm of how a certain group of people behave when they have power through money and can use it to manipulate you. +Courtney had a presentation this morning that she had to look professional for. She wore sweatpants. Classic. +@kayliefarmer hey, fuk them hoes they prolly already have it +Y'all niggas annoying I'm bout to start calling y'all sis 🤦🏽‍♀️ +YouTube - Woman Opens Strip Club In Trailer Home For Teens And Offers Lap Dances To Children ! +It'd be so easy, you're fourteen and girls already plays like teenagers. +Is it just me or is it like Britain has just decided life isn't worth living anymore? +What’s the difference between fruits and vegetables? Fruits don’t scream when you put them in a blender +jfk went outside for a breath of fresh air . he needed to clear his head . +i get drunk and message my sisters friends on facebook and don't regret it the next morning +Also Today Begins My Comeback Sorry If I Left I Had To Take Care Of Business +How do you fit 50 Jews into a mini? Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and 46 in the ashtray..... +Of course the county is lovely , in facts its gods country in our book BUT the cities are rat infested with enrichers , just how the country is isnt it . +I learned via text that apparently it's snowing outside. I've been laying in bed in the dark for 3 hours. I should maybe get up. +I hate these nigga with everything in my being 😂😂😂 +[Life Fuel] Betabux leaves Roastie as he finds out she used to be a typical college slut +We'll give you this one, trust me Andre is not going to college. +Hey! Anthem Sports & Entertainment I want to Bend your mascot owl over and fuck it senseless! #FuckThatOwl like your fucking fans over! +why does nt hillary clinton wear skirts ? her balls hang out . +Yeah I downloaded them all just in case , have to wait until the all-in-one video gets posted again , seems the hews and their companies got to YT as usual and took it down .. +Moore will win with near 10% Bank it. +BUT THE MAN SORT OF INCHED CLOSER AND HIS HAND WAS NEAR MY BOOB AND THE TIME HE INCHED CLOSER HE WAS LIKE TOUCHING IT +What's your opinions of your own mothers/ sisters. +We'd probably save more lives if we spent more time promoting Bystander CPR than debating the minutiae of cardiac arrest resuscitation. +Watching Black Pro Sports = Masturbating in public while thousands of white women and children are raped daily and Western Civ burns to the ground. +Reminder: size doesn't matter if you're ugly If you're ugly and your dick is small - you're a loser and not a real man, if it's big - you're a freak and a potential rapist in the eyes of women. +No matter how they cry about Nazi or kkk problems truly we know the extent of the leftist issues of raging a war on our nation freedom or history when we face that part they take the word Nazi or the symbols and build motans out of mole hills for us to knock back down as there mud slings on them. +Why do black people have white palms? So police know to simply shoot between them when its dark out. +And her husband is Tom Brady , this good-looking White Nordic guy : Here 's a photo of them with their ( white ) children : +Oh my god, aren't guys who aren't manly ashamed of themselves? Don't they want to be *men*?! I mean, gay guys can dress however they want, but straight guys in skinny jeans or sparkly shirts? It's just gross. +I sometimes don't get what people want from you that is making them to basically talk behind your back. +What’s worse than putting 7 oysters in your grandma’s vagina? Sucking out 8 +Nigel Farage raping new world order crybaby pieces of shit Obama Nigerian 👑 princess of transgender lol, DONALD TRUMP THE BRAVE DONALD TRUMP THE MIGHTY CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED I'M YOUR 🔨 AND I HAVE BEEN SAVED LIVE TO DIE ON THAT FINAL DAY +I like black people like I like my apples Hanging on a tree +When you've killed your white owners and realize crops don't grow from singing. +🍪 RT @Ms_SadaClay: I love salad RT“@viaNAWF: Anyway fuck you hoes, eat a salad.” +What’s the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest? A zit will wait until you’re 13 to come onto your face. +I just click on the open forums for the entertainment . +"What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" +How much you want to bet it is n't a black male running this operation You can count on white people to be very innovative +I don't see a problem calling people abbreviations. A Scotsman is a scot, an Australian an Aussie, a Pakistani a Paki, and a Frenchman, a cunt. +List of people I hate: 1.My parents for giving me shitty genes 2.Myself for believing I had good genes and for attempting to seduce a girl out of my league 3.Every Greek male who is above me in looks and height +I feel weird putting up quick little posts like that. Like it's lazy, and bad. But I think it's a conversation that needs to be had. +anyone who can do proper squats or other butt exercises: can we skype so u can help me figure out posture/form?? +I spent 5 years selling radio advertising, no joke. If a company constantly sent the station some free stuff and we plugged them with a thanks once in a while, it's not an ad. [...] There is a promo (short for promotion, not an ad) code for listeners, but I bet 1 out of a hundred listeners know it because he almost never plugs it because he owes them nothing. +On my way to Bart to pick up a puppy from some dude from craigslist. If I die, you can all fight over my shit. +Why don't they use the electric chair in Mexico? Grease fires are a bitch to put out. +What is the KKK's favorite Christmas Song? White Christmas +How much of an Asset will Pitta be to this years offense considering the possibility of adding Boldin back to the roster #RavensMailBag +If I had $5 for every gender I would have $8.85 and a lot of counterfeit money. +Why is media on witch hunt over "Russian interference" in election but completely silent about AIPAC interfering in elections for 50 years? +Idk if it's anger issues or everyone's existence just pisses me off +Found this Black Pill Bombshell on AskReddit, enjoy. +NSFManlets: Femaloid thinks the average, normal guy is 6ft. +"""Grades don't matter when you're in the fucking kitchen""" +Alex Jones is not Pro White , he is trying to take anti-White and subvert it back into `` anti-racism '' and forced racial integration . +There Is Pro Domme and Lifestyle Domme. If you buy into Dommes ignoring you on twitter then you are an idiot not sub! Wake up! +Yeah it was the same way when I was going to school in Calgary. the problem is they have like 8 kids where we only have about 1-2 children usually . +Here's an idea. How about the ability to mute someone for N period of time? +Flawless complexion, curves, supple ass, perfect tits, Plastic never sags. +RT @_ThatBoyKing: All you hoes wake up +The shutdown will show again that government is too big +what do you call a mexican who can run , jump and swim ? a texan +"whenever niggas are in my sisters dm's talkin about satan one of these idiots always say ""no, @_htiderem is satan"" like nigga. move. 🙄" +how many blm protesters does it take to change a light bulb ? to get them , another to riot , but they wo n't change shit . +what s the difference between a woman and a computer ? you can punch information into a computer +what do you do after fucking the tightest pussy in the world ? put her diaper back on . +The way WWE has treated talent in the past reminds me of something you would see right out of High School Shit and how sometimes they bury real talent +Saying what's being done to White nations is not murder in progress is the same as saying to feed your hubby arsenic over a couple of years is not murder in progress. +"Our political leaders in STL have again & again failed to craft a narrative for the city, allowing civic ""leaders"" to peddle pet projects." +This is a problem that affects everyone, but we have seen far more harassment targeting women. +Today I beat cancer It felt so good, finally I can relax... But wait, I can still hear her screaming. Guess one beating wasn't enough. +How do you stop the African child jumping on your bed? You put some Velcro on the ceiling +Hey @22TCM.....the bar is open#LetsParty +If girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, where do transgenders go? Hell +' I just feel like my mouthpiece so cold 󾌡 I'll give lessons to every niggah that ever got turned down , for the low cost of $24.99 󾮞 Hmu . +Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. Actually, 8 out of 10 because the father starts feeling guilty afterwards +How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the ground. +What do you call a flying Jew? Ash. +It’s really entertaining to see these alt-right e-personalities get greedy and overplay their hand. +We will have to listen to Dave Obrien for roughly 487.5 hours between now and October. Let that sink in..... #scalded #Erod #fuckoff +Dark humor is like raping your sister... The younger they are the harder it is. +Ex-president Obama has stated it is in Britain's best interest to stay in Europe, while president Trump said he wasn't even aware Britain had even left the United States. +War mongers are so fast to wage war - using someone else's son as cannon fodder. +If ANYBODY EVERRRRR CAME TO MY HOUSE RATHER THEY TRYNA FIGHT OR NOT IF YOU COME ON MY DOOR STEP IM BEATING YO ASS PERIOD . +I had 3 out of my 5 exams today It made me feel like a black person +When you're black but not cool and you're ugly af +It is a money making scam , that is why it is pushed . +"RT @unlink_: alias fucking=""sudo"" fucking rm -rf /" +Delicious recipe How do you get a baby in a jug? Put it through a blender How do you get it back out? Tortilla chips +What should you always do before walking into school? Reload. +How do you travel from city to city in Somalia? Sit on their back and dangle a biscuit in front of them +Getting ready to watch the thinning with @LoganPaul , looks good, guess we'll have to see. #TheThinning +This gives me hope that Reddit is finally waking up to female supremacy +Why did Sally fall off the swings Because she got hit by a truck +Grateful for it all🙌🏽setbacks, comebacks, highs, lows, lessons&blessings. Just plain ole grateful❣️woke up like thank u God for EVERYTHING!! +i think the main problem with our movement is that we 're not subtle in our approach. we need to use words that do n't promote controversy. instead of saying racial purity we use words like idenity . +Never forget that taekook act skits together and they act like they fall in love naturally. My. Heart. +I never walk out of the house without bringing a pack of gum It’s the best way to pick up middle schoolers +pulse nightclub now flatline nightclub +Whenever I have sex I feel like a superhero. Usually because I'm wearing a mask. +You know you're a loser when you're mom starts sending you cute pics of clothes to go out in.. #homebody +i know how to calculate my overall grade in a class better than i can calculate the quadratic formula +what does pontiac stand for ? poor old nigger thinks it 's a cadillac +What’s the best part of tutoring 28 year olds by yourself? There’s 28 of them to indoctrinate. +HOW WAS COPPER WIRE INVENTED? Two Jews fighting over a penny +During #autismawarenessmonth, please be aware that #autismspeaks is a hate group that wants to erase autistics. #dontlightitupblue +Before we met when I first saw your name I thought you were going to be one of those quiet Asians-you know? And my mom was like 'well maybe she'll just spend all her time in the library so you'll have the room to yourself! I'm so glad you're not like that! +When the zombie invaded a school, why did he go to the special ed room only? He was a vegan +I heard the feds got him because he ate a chocolate bar and they charged him with racist eating. lol Now im sure he is ok atleast I hope so I look forward to his reading his wisdom as often as he posts it . +Drake University Expels Male Student Despite Female Admitting she Force Him Into Sex Act (x-post r/news) +#YesAllWomen because when the UPS delivery man for my office when I was a 20-something sexually harrassed me he was reassigned, not fired. +"Equivalent 16:9 display sizes (cropped top+bottom): Samsung Galaxy S8: 5.175"" Samsung Galaxy S8 Plus: 5.53"" LG G6: 5.20""" +just had sex even though i had a headache . did you hear that , ladies ? nobody died . +"RT @skyyjolie: ""God put animals here for us to eat"" Don't fucking tell me what they do to animals for yall to eat is what god put…" +"1: ""So then kendall jenner sees the handsome people protesting and decides to abandon her photoshoot"" 2: ""Yes, this all sounds very good""" +Happy Birthday to a brother, friend & our executive producer, Femi Kuton @Femi0404 . May your joy never cease sir. Lion of Badagry!!! 🙏 +Dark humour is like cancer; It's even funnier when a child gets it. +Animal porn vs child porn The solution is to upload videos of animals fucking children +Why isn’t Paul Walker a good xBox live friend? He spends all his time on the dashboard. +God, I fucking hate frat whores You know who I'm talking about, those stupid, vapid skanks that are always whoring around, sorry, "hanging" around fratboy dudebros. +How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment +How does a terrorist score a touchdown? By breaking the plane +"2nd Cranston West allegation-2013.Female soccer student said Pearson ""slapped her buttocks.""Again-put in his file but not reported to police" +“@hippiescrub: "I can believe that wiz khalifa and that one bald bitch are getting divorced "” +frankly speaking rvsbkegnakqrzabav +My french teacher at school found one way to get us boys to concentrate , put a french woman with big boobs in front of us . +If an unemployed man happens to be white and come from a poor background, is it justifiable for a "feminist" to say that this white man deserves no sympathy because it's a white man's world and they have had it easy for a long time? +Can i suggest some of the locals get up of their behinds and lets these traitors know that this anti-white festival is not welcome in their town 828 +Ya'll Brits r in deep shit if the Irish ever invade lmao 🙃🙄😀 +I let hoes make it too much +IM FIGGITY FIGGITY FUCKED UP BOY YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP +Driving home after being cucked at work This is the life of an incel +Last 3 days of the previous financial year was filled with only making year end review presentations 🙈 +I'm a twat +@Impeach_D_Trump @ComputeBlu World's Biggest Idiot Keeps On with The Lies Like A Steam Locomotive. +Bitches be mad they mane nigga gettin snatched up by all these whore yah pussy prolli wack ctfu +when men are getting trolled no one jumps in to defend them because we think they can handle it but we have this instinct to jump in and protek MUH LADY, resist this impulse unless you know the women personally (not as an e-friend) and can vouch for her character +GODDAMMIT I HATE BROCK LESNAR. HIS MATCHES ARE FUCKING BORING. +Tigers wing defence needs some work. That's 3/3 tries to the dragons cause of this #NRLTigersDragons +You don't look autistic. +im trying to not be on my phone during school but this guy in my class is pissing me off so bad i need a distraction +The only reason women make up more of the rape statistics than men is because men are less likely to make a big deal about it. +Armiece stupid ass got the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂💀😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ +Some ugly bitches on tonights show #comedinewithme +What’s the best part about missing the archery target? Hearing it scream as you load up the second arrow. +Whats the fastest animal on earth? The ethiopian chicken What's the second fastest The Ethiopian chasing said chicken +What do you say to your TV floating across the room? Drop it, nigger. +what do you think of jawlines exercises i need to fix my jawline +Thank you to Queen Máxima of the Netherlands for reserving two cabanas at Renaissance Aruba for 3 days and not using them! +It's all about YOU having fun in life no matter what it is you are doing +Why do black guys not care when their car gets stolen? It stays within the family anyway. +Make The Wrong Move Lil Bitch & Ima Do You Bad 🤞🏾💯 +Read an article earlier today that stated that dogs are smarter than cats....Total 100% bullcrap....Cats are 50 times smarter then any dogs anywhere.Just my opinion for I have had dog pets & cat pets.Cats are at the top. +Lines Area these is one big garbage graveyard. No prpr water distribution, choked & boiling gutters, no playground. +what do you call a paedophile wearing a wig ? your honour . +Pit: Ohhh! Another industry veteran! Palutena: His most famous form is shaped like a pizza missing one slice. +What's behind every great woman? A man raping her +929:648 And, for the morning now is something worn, Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside.-- #AMNDBots +Just saw an video that i would share with you guys YouTube - `` WHITE GENOCIDE IN AFRICA '' THE BEGINNING OF THE END ! +What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. +Especially when I haven't done shit in my life besides try and detoxify trauma from my body and make a few beats here and there +a little boy is watching csi and crying . . is mom enters the room . " why are you crying , honey ? " " justin bieber got shot ! " " do n't worry , it 's only on tv ! " " that 's why i 'm crying ! " +if y'all don't make no promises the song of the summer, y'all really fucked up . +Harry Styles' new song... I'm here for all of it. If I drank wine, I'd be wearing my heels, drinking my wine, and swaying to it while crying +So apparently McDonalds have created a new "Taste of Africa" burger I don't know why anyone would pay for an empty plate. +What is a black guy's favorite drink? Cotton Gin +P.S. Mary Anderson's patent was approved 11/10/1903, Douglass's was not approved until 6/21/1904 +I made the mistake of searching for pocky on Amazon. Now looking at wasabi and apple flavored Kit Kats. What. Time to move to Japan. +@Steven_ratata my boots get me bitches so +I am no liberal I am a proud conservative and supporter of president trump and voter and most of all a patriotic American..#MAGA #STORM +Kid says, "Dad, I can't see in this room". He said, "You should've turned on the light." +The Wyatt-Orton match was a FUCKING 10 minute match with special effects and Bray lost just like that!? What the actual fuck!? #Wrestleania +What's the difference between the terminator and my dad The Terminator came back +Pedoes aren't the problem These fine ass kids are the problem 😩🔥 +WeisserSturm-why u want to kick greeks ? u have too much nationalistic minds ? then why u live in USA ? +@youknowmaxwell these hoes don't want no help but they want all the help +Do you speak Chinese? +Being poor is almost always the result of making the best financial decisions, not being lazy. Then typically something happens, like what happened to you, and that person to go on welfare. [...] Both are choices made that made them poor. +I've been fucked two nights in a row and haven't been to the gym in 4 days +🎶Good vibes when I come around, that's how we do.. You stressed out worried about me, well #ThatsOnYou..🎶 #WhitneyPeyton #FireCracker +little aboriginal boy pretending to be a little white boy little david the aboriginal was bored at home one day so he decided to get the baby powder and make himself white . in a couple minutes he 's finished and he goes over to uncle jim , " hey uncle jim , look at me , i 'm a little white boy ! " . " david your a fucken idiot , come here ! " . and uncle jim proceeds to beat the shit out of him , and david walk away and goes over to his mum instead . " hey mum i 'm a little white boy ! " . " for fuck sake david come here " , and david 's mum proceeds to beat the shit out of him . david walks away and goes to his dad thinking his dad might like it . " hey dad , look at me i 'm a little white boy ! " , " bloody hell david come here " , and david gets beat up . after being beaten by his dad david responds and says " i 've been a white kid for minutes and i already hate you fucken black bastards " . +I wonder how much of this sort of behavior by Gates and his clique of social elites is because humans have an instinct to protect their position once they make `` top dog '' in a hierarchy . +0 people were killed in the Youtube shooting. Women cant do anything right +What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a public pool? Vegetable soup +never invite Hitler to a barbecue he smokes the franks too much and has a weird obsession with mustard +Who invented anti-vax? The moms that weren't able to abort the child +Commitment Hard to reach first domino, the last will fall +Roses are red,grass is green Open up your legs and I will fill it with cream +my GF to called me a 'perverted pig' Which is really inconsiderate since i repeatedly showed her my Fursona is actually a wild boar with a horsecock +looking for sisters and brothers to hang out with get to know ...... cant semm to find in in this area ? +How do you make a little girl cry twice Wipe your bloody dick on her favorite teddy bear. +Please Sticky - New subreddit to subscribe to - /r/niceguyswatch where we criticize /r/niceguys +Well, you can't reasonably expect health care providers to know anything about your situation. I mean, you're transsexual, and that's pretty weird. I don't know why you're so upset about this. You should really be more tolerant of people who don't get it. +"I'm so sick of these ""unwritten rules"". If you don't want to be humiliated, play some fucking defense. #TheStarters #ImWithLance" +"@Echotehmouse ""C'mere honey, I'm gonna give you a massage, and it's gonna get messy"" He lifts the mousey in his arms, taking her into-" +I see Loretta Lynch was silent & crabby looking ignoring all those reporters! +It's very convenient to tell yourself the world is exactly the way it's supposed to be, instead of all kinds of fucked up. +What has 3000 legs and 4 tits? A race for life. +Drama: German police take squirrel in custody for stalking +I look like sid from ice age Except people actually liked sid +Why yall bitches be havin stretch marks on yall upper ass 😂😭😭 +>tfw im an incel because my mothers side -balding (her brothers are bald) -schizotypal (her brother is schizophenic) -short (her family is short, my dad is short btw) -small dick (i dont know if this is because my mothers side, im not going to ask them) it's over +Efffffoooorrrrrtttt---- all it fucking takes and u can't even do that👎👎 +#Locke Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours. +Australian SJWs get busy with the Shadow Ban Hammer - The Mods are /r/sydney are determined to make sure that no-one knows about "The Red Pill" +Hello @RHodgeLaw Would you be willing to take on a class action lawsuit against Jack Dorsey & twitter on multiple counts including fraud, hate crime, racial discrimination, anti-trust, censorship, shadowbanning, religious bias, digital politicking, stock profited from censored conservatives presence +So a black guy walks in a bar A black guy walks in a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the Bartender takes notice and says where did you get that thing "Africa there are millions of them in the jungle" the parrot said +@MartyMard keep ya draws on hoe!! +They always ask me, "What does Syria look like from above", since im in the airforce. I told them "It keeps changing with each bomb we drop." +What do you call a white girl who runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin. +Gab just told me abt his plan to surprise me and bring me to Coldplay's concert tom but my measles had to fucking happen 😭😭😭 +Your cousin is dating a new man. I don't know what he is, but he's something. +Poor Guy On Suicide Watch About to Get Divorce Raped, The Future of Beta Cucks +She really pisses me off... +why was n't jesus born in mexico ? he could n't find wise men and a virgin +Why are most Americans anti-abortion and pro-guns? So that their women can have more kids for target practice. +Even if you can't convince mainstream conservatives to accept the JQ, you should get them thinking in terms of what is and what is not anti-white. +Who are the best people to use for medical experiments? Suicidal ones. If they want to die, might as well get some use out of them. +Most MGTOWS (or MSTOW - men SENT their own way) are actually so lonely they would turn into psychotic yanderes if a girl affectionately hugged them once. +What was the only pedal in hitler's car? The GAS pedal +Q. What do you do after you’ve fucked a beautiful blonde? A. You drive her to school. +Why cant you pick up beer cans off the side of the road? Its illigal to touch indian property +A little girl asks why her mom is white, her dad is black and she is asian The mom says that if she saw the party they had that day she would be thankful for not barking. +Week one of this weight loss competition. Had a slow start but managed to drop 5lbs in one week. Need to drop another 7 over next 2 weeks. +big bitches be sayin why yo eyes all on my stomach? Bitch why yo stomach all in my eyes +One day when true people come to power in italy they will have to go back where they came from ! Italy to Italians !! +The Republicans hate your guts The Democrats loathe your very existence Neither Party has YOUR interest, or that of #WeThePeople, at heart Vote OUT Democrats and Cuck Republicans at every opportunity Vote FOR #MAGAMinded candidates Starting in 2018 Get WITH #MAGA, or get GONE +A woman was walking down a street, and suddenly, a thief kills her, takes her cellphone, watch, and purse. What does the thief take first? Her Virginity. +Newest Event At The Special Olympics: Introducing the Wheelchair High Jump! +How much do you think it'd piss off radfems if we started calling ourselves "Myn's rights activists" ? +Did you hear that, ladies? Start catering to his every whim!! @WatCanBR0WND04U I swear I'm not sexist but some of you females tempt me +We want to appreciate many great ideas about #streetresilience shared @sascu @BWB_Resilience @CROUganda @JUCONIECUADOR @cwishnepal +What's wrong on so many levels? Underaged rape in an elevator +Yeah I love attention Feels so good when swarms of normies/incels reply to me, give me attention, listen to my bullshit and care enough to the point taking their time to respond to me Sometimes I even bait with shit I don't even believe to get replies I know I'll die a fucking incel and never change, but oh is the dopamine rush good +"@matsoR The 1st CD I ever bought- in 4th grade! Took it to PE the next day and I 'learned' from a friend ""Head Over Feet"" meant you're gay." +It's funny seeing all the trump supporters just now start to jump ship because of this Syria nonsense. STOP FIGHTING WARS THAT ARENT OURS. +what has four legs and helps people suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts ? a stool . +What do u call two 🅱️Ibba fu@kin +Well, to be more accurate, I'll be dropping by tomorrow during lunch. Hit me up if you want to say hi. :D +So now he targets women, because you know, they can fight back a lot less. lolllll. +Stop sending me anonymous valentines things. I'm pretty sure they are all from GamerGate. +"➵ completely empty. ""Aww, I arrived far too early again. . ."" She pouted and got up, looking for some way to pass the time as the seats ➵" +There's no such thing as verbal abuse. +Man oh man fellaini is fucking trash as usual...how does he start for us +what 's the difference between a cash register and a black guy ? a cash register gives money back after it takes it . +This is the most drama I have ever seen about a dog. +You hoes are in for a pleasant surprise 😜😏 +It’s nice how easily they change their look with various frames.From black-rimmed to round frames or anything in btween #WomenWhoWearGlasses +That is truly sad , I do n't know how anyone could destroy something that is so old . +Sister-in-law:: It's amazing how much your kids don't look a thing like each other. I mean, on the one hand, you have him *points at my eldest* who's tall, dark, and... foreign... Me:: *blank stare* Sister-in-law:: ... and on the other hand, you have this one *points at my youngest*, who's basically all-American. +What's black and doesn't work? Half of London. +Would you guys be okay with me creating a soundcloud or something for experimental stuff? I have some lame shit that I'd like to put up. +"Holding journalists’ feet to the fire is tedious, better to throw them in and get it over with." +The most common definition of Racist is Someone with White Skin . +i 'm not a pedophile . some of my best friends are kids +2D Anime girls are better than 3D girls Counting down the days until Anime VR becomes reality. +How do you kill a redneck ? You wait till he's havin' sex with his sister and you cut the breaks of his home. +Do you really need to eat that? +Obvious feminist allegedly writing a book about the sexism in Buddhism using arguments such as how capital letters are sexist +I like my women like I like my coffee If it starts breathing, I know something's gone very wrong. +I’ll use my credit card Haha white people am I right guys? +There is no white privilege, only white Chad and white female privilege ^ Truth +i told my crush i would buy her food. she said it’s a waste of money +small victory, convinced a buddy to ditch cable that's a $100/month he's saving now $1200 a year +"i understand that some women are angry at me, but they [...] don't understand how journalism works." uh, hi. i'm in newsweek, too. +Decided to jib the game and sit in the garden drinking but now I want to watch it after seeing the team +@princessamariss but I am neither a child nor parent, so how can this fucking review POSSIBLY gauge what I think??? +What dose my first time having sex and my first football game have in common? I was bruised and bloody by the end but at least my dad came. +REMINDER that all Reddit females that humiliate and reject us are LANDWHALES +What do we want? Lynyrd Skynyrd music. When do we want it? Neeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwww booooomm. +What do you give a hooker with a disease? Penis-cillin :D +Picture this I'm a bag of dicks Put me to your lips I am sick +Customer:: If more black people were like you the world would be a better place. Black me:: Have a nice day. What I wanted to say:: If fewer people were as ignorant as you, people who look like me would have better lives. I was 18. (He was in his 40s or 50s.) when: spring 1998, working at Barnes & Noble in Louisiana. +If i give you a a sweet will you come in my van little child? Well if you give me the whole jar I'll come in your face! +My dad got mad at me the other day He said "You depend on technology too much" I replied " No yours does" And I unplugged his lifesupport. +I think Karma is biting LA's a$$ right now. +What do my meat and my wife have in common? They both get beaten regularly. +A cat gives birth to twins. Her owner, to not confuse the two, named one Tom, and then she drowned the other cat. +Good morning, y'all! We're open for business on this bright day & we're cashing in with Genesis - Selling England by the Pound! #NowPlaying +Woman over at twoX proud that she's back in the dating scene 4 months after her boyfriend died of a heart attack. +Father have to work on the love aspect to couple with the wisdom. If you have neither, time to get to work. +.@mark_kaiserr Im not sexist but every food place I work at the girls come in for a couple hours to answer phones & complain the entire time +Older black guy at factory "I know none of these coons i work with tipped so here's $15." He was right too 😂😂😂 +palestinians , despondent this week about losing east jerusalem . palestinians , despondent this week about losing east jerusalem , take heart . in england we have recognised for some time the muslim capital is east london . _ credits : r / sickipedia +if u ever need ship plots, thats all i fucking have on that blog, +So they renamed Sandy hook It’s now called Sandy Hook Survival School +Caitlyn Jenner has just come out with allegations in the recent #metoo trend Apparently Bruce Jenner has been sexually assaulting her for years. +I was never opposed to illegal immigrants until I came home to a Mexican raping my daughter. Those bastards stole my job dammit +Hey waterfall What if a mulatto looked white and claimed to be all for the survival of the white race ? +"@antijokeapple @C9Ness ""the village idiot with the glasses""" +Why did the black kid cry when he had diarrhoea?? He thought he was melting.. +How do you save a baby from certain death? You take your dick out of its mouth +Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she lost her arms to cancer. +Jojo anime is well past the point where he would be much suitablebut Terumi Nishii will be busy on some movies I forgot the name of +If you were smart you wouldnt create a white pride school group , take it from someone who has been through it . +It Warms My Heart to Know that at Least 1-2 Roastie Brigaders Will eventually have a son who ends up becoming the very Incel shes both loathes and laughs at. +you can win via killing your opponent in this match. this is gonna be.... something #JanelaSpringBreak +the NOTICE fan -gets noticed by all of FOB -has 30+ replies -followed by the FOB acc -envied by the whole fandom -highkey lucky +I have never seen a vagina or a woman's naked body Voluntarily at least Kill me +So did you guys know that Rihanna was in Ocean's Eight? Now I never saw the movie, but if it was anything like her relationship with Chris Brown, I'm sure it was a big hit. +to me niggas cheat on they bad bitches bc they think they can get more bad bitches, that one girl will give em a big ass ego +I asked you out because you are so pretty; if I had known that you were also really intelligent, I wouldn't have asked you out. +Posting on r/incels while in a library Im a low inhib motherfucker man +RT @LoyalHeart_: a nigga gone be a nigga im sorry, & a hoe gone be a hoe regardless . +Why dont anti vaxxers dont believe doctors? They think staying alive for 8 years impossible. +Cheating scumbags!!! How the fuck can an og be offside!!! Seriously @ScottishFA just fuck off with your officials!!! Blatant cheating!!! +"RT @brunettequeennn: ""Pocahontas is boring"" BITCH BYE" +what 's the best way to keep your year old hydrated at disney world ? gatorade * edit , thanks for the gold kind stranger +These idiots are doing this to hasten Armageddon so they can get a free ride to heaven . +Do you know what 6ix9ine's favourite key is? D minor. +How to feminist ally: set a good example for other men, tell other men when they're fucking up. How to not: Tell women what to do. +Americans have all automatic cars what fucking pedos +freedom is finishing the yearbook! and yay newspaper, the newest print edition is beautiful! it's a good day for ARS Press 💗 +“@BixxhMakeMeRich: If u ask me, every bitch gay”or "bi" +What was going on in Princess Diana's head at the time of the accident? The radiator. +why were so many niggers killed in the vietnam war ? because when the sergeant said to " get down " , they all got up and started dancing . +I'm not racist I hate everyone. I just hate Latinos more +In my childhood After my father watched any action movies, he would put me and my brother to fight. I was always praying that he would not watch porn. +They're sacrificing Al Franken to try and flip Alabama They're sacrificing Al Franken to try and flip Alabama They're sacrificing Al Franken to try and flip Alabama They're sacrificing Al Franken to try and flip Alabama They're sacrificing Al Franken to try and flip Alabama #RoyMoore #AlFranken +i got in trouble the other day for making fun of a couple of hipsters . apparently , the politically correct term is " conjoined twins " . +I am beyond DISGUSTED, LIVID. Don't fucking test me +what 's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? the wheel chair . +Hair pulling during sex is just a way of letting her know that her pussy is good +Man I hate the sun Hope the guy who created it has to see his son crucified. +FA cuck tries to become father to another womans baby and get's played +im so fucking hungry rn.... i have nothing to eeeaaatttt!!! +What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him It only takes one nail to hang up +Found a Transponder Snail! Luffy struggles to overcome his brother's death. https://t.co/yEdZ7NM8Jd https://t.co/qA2y7InZ17 +The Cloak When I was 4, I developed an invisibility cloak. I let my parents try them on, and they haven't taken them off since. +Why did a 3 year old african kid cry? He was having midlife crisis. +Why didn't anyone want to play with the disabled kid? He was a real downer +The Weeknd cleans up big at Junos and then refuses to talk about it #JunoAwards https://t.co/flg5V93Xuh +What thing is both affordable and effective for native American in the winter and summer ? A blanket. +what 's osama bin laden 's favorite sports team ? the new york jets . +I just refer to them as primates as through THEIR evolution process they are just a little bit higher on the evolutionary chain which makes them all the more dangerous to whites , than any of their animalistic cousins . +NO ONE RESPONDS AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO FUCKING CRAZY +If people are 70% water and i walk on top of people that mean im 100 % going to jail +What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from camp. +My daughter came to me with a question about sex She said “what’s between a your legs?” I said my penis. She said “what’s between my legs?” I said my penis. +I apologize for some of my language well the cussing stuff...Just pisse's me off all of this crap. +I wish I was retarded. Then no one would expect anything of me, and I'd have lower expectations of myself. I'd be able to just sit at home and be retarded all day. +Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were https://t.co/RFbPWC8bj6 +"if cat furries don't have ""beware of the leopard"" on their apt/bedroom doors then what's even the fucking point" +If incels can't get women because of their (((personality))) then why can they successfully catfish? +If I were an #OOTD kinda woman I would totally drop one today. My suburban mom game is unfuckwitable. +Glad I could witness the 2017 Whistle Blowing championship this year. Such a tradition. Congrats UNC Refs! #nationalchampionship +There's no reason to drive cars with engines larger than 7 liters either ... +' Shawty wanna tell me secrets on how to rap niggah , I tell that bitch it's more attractive when you hold it down 󾮟󾮗 . +Bestie calls me to make sure i'm writing my paper so she can get me drunk all weekend. Plotting on me 😅😆 +Don't need it. @mshaysoul I'm not sexist but with each post and bitter comment I have less and less sympathy for the female "struggle" +Seth Meyers says the golden globe awards show more political than was last year.. Hollywood the land of pedophile's that rape and murder children.. another open secret..#THEY all knew #boycottgoldenglobals.. +Barry Chuckle's funeral If at Barry Chuckle's funeral nobody says, 'to me, to you' while they're carrying the coffin then what was all of this for? +why are cigarettes white ? because they work +Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. +I think you a fat bitch if I never see Ya body on the TL and you got nothing but neck up avi's +Last night I did 2 hours of my new project. And tonight I'll record the dead rising stuff for tomorrow. +I can't think about Rikers w/out thinking about Kalief Browder, and it crushes me every time.… https://t.co/5G0BX9qmFE +Lionel Richie often alters his songs when he's performing in certain countries. "He's a Lady" goes down a treat in Thailand. +Difficulty by looks and gender Good Looking female: Baby mode Good looking male: Easy mode Average female: Easy mode Ugly female: Easy mode Average male: Hard mode Ugly male: Just fuck my shit up fam +i painted my computer black so it would run faster now it does n't work . +RT @cosmeticJUNKiee: bitches be quick to say " let me pull out my phone" 😂😂😂 +Me:: I sure want some chicken today Friend:: What kind of chicken Me:: Fried chicken Friend:: Of course you want fried, your black! Me:: What's that suppose to mean? Friend:: Black people always eat fried chicken, I bet they even invented it +I fucking hate April fools. Have no sense of humour about practical jokes so am not at all amused by annual stupid shit day. +Pulse Joke So a Muslim walks into a gay bar in Florida & orders shots... +Why do Americans like to clap when the plane lands? Because they're happy that they landed on a runway, not a building +When will a man guilty of any crime or sin accept with a tranquil mind that his wickedness is a product of his own will, not of necessity, and allow what he now strives to attribute to nature to be ascribed to his own free choice? +Forcing her to not be scared and get me in front of a fucking pig +well, i have been working on something for self defense in one of those situations in which guns have been confiscated. essentially , training with sledgehammer and axe in a shtf moment going old school barbarian might be one 's only hope . +With it's Elegangt looks + plush interiors, Ciaz is the leader in the midsize sedan segment! #ChallengeTheUnchallenged @NexaExperience +Nails and corneas are the only two tissues in the body that do not receive oxygen from blood. #knowledge +The TSAR BOMBA Black Pill of rippedrichandincel needs to show how much matches a day the pedophile gets Otherwise cope is easy - b-but thats just insane women accummulated in a long time +the germans set a new world record for stuffing people into a bw beetle two germans in the fromt seat and jews in the ashtray . +I'm happy that none of you get pussy. +How do you trace a scatter plot? Give Michael J Fox the pencil +What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get +Stop fucking publishing April Fool's content before April 1st. Your brand isn't benefiting, you just look fucking thirsty. +Black Panther wasn't realistic They had black people firstly with rights, secondly out of their chains and lastly none of them were hanging from a tree. +Why are pills white? Because they work. +[X-post from TwoXChromosomes] How do you tell someone they weren't sexually assaulted? +I'm an employee of that non-profit. I pay the same taxes on my salary as an employee of a for-profit. They are repeating some weird stuff. +Why do black people act like monkeys? Because they still are. +"On today's episode of ""I shouldn't be awake"", we find Ian still fUCKING AWAKE EVEN THOUGH HE HAS TO BE AWAKE IN 5 HOURS" +what sense does it make to have hispanics securing the border. were do you think their loyalties are. with native americans. so let 's support motivated wn s with a good record in becoming border patrol agents . +What do you call a bunch of burnt Mexicans? Baked beans +My sleeping pills say ‘don’t use for children’ on the box Like I need help sleeping with children +👉 RT @Pr3ttyN33: Don't like me ??? Have a 💺with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck 😜💁 +Incels who escape Are fucking disgusting fakecels, piss off stupid shits, no incel should leave behind their brothers +My skin is breaking out sooooo fucking bad !!! Idk why +If I ever encounter a fight between a vegan and a nonvegan I'd shout "WHY NOT BOTH??!!!" while stuffing both of their mouths with Stephen Hawking's flesh. +As a parent I feel terrible because... First, my little girl got raped and second, I got caught. +OK @Krygier_Lilly Call me sexist, but most people I have muted on my twitter are women. +We have college kids being taught that socialist's is wonderful..they need to research what socialism and communist really believe...they have safe spaces and can't tell them anything that will upset them..#can't work in the real world..#MAGA +It's so amazing when you put all the pieces together. You're not #nuts, you were right all along. I hope you enjoyed the game you played. +I like my grilled cheese how I like my Vietnamese villagers Yellow and melted. +Nope, only in Python. Lisp, Javascript, C++, Scala, Haskell and more support lambdas (anonymous functions) of arbitrary length. [...] Python's anonymous functions are unfortunately crippled. +DuetschGirlTX, No I live in a tiny ass town where i am only one of 100 white folks ( maybe less ) . near San Antonio. there are so many dirts around and they all stick together. so when it comes to a White Girl in this town i gotta have my own back ALWAYS Is that where you are ? +Telemarketer:: I'd like to offer you a special on aluminum siding. Me (female):: I'm not the one who would make that decision. (I'm a tenant, not the owner.) Telemarketer:: Oh, of course. Can I speak to your husband? Made me feel angry. +Damn it why did @wwe have to put @DashWilderWWE @ScottDawsonWWE on #RAWaftermania and not #SDLive then again of course they did +Good, it is about time those progressive libtards got theirs for the generations of young white minds they have perverted with their pseudo-education . +Yo mamma so fat, People believe she's flat +Why aren't there any Muslims in star trek It's the future +False denial of workplace sexual harassment: Qizhi Chen vs George Simon +These hoes be flawgen i swear bruh, a nigga dont want yall +When my girlfriend roleplays, she always acts as some city in Georgia Shes always saying shes Cumming +phone # idea isn't perfect (it's easy enough to grab a phone # from GV), but it's an extra step - good deterrent for majority of abuse. +To hell with making a stand , i think we should all go to the southwest and go on the offenceive and drive every race down into Mexico . +And if I'm lucky enough to make it too my 40 year Birthday I do promise that I will be sober and clean +Too much shit going on to deal with another bitch nonsense .... +Now they're gone but I still think they're gonna come back feast over this entire house wallah i'm in actual tears I hate my family so much +Yeah shit 12 year olds are not qualified at all. @CarloOrtega8 I'm not sexist but I would never vote for a girl president +Do you ever just scream Really really loud because you don't know what else to do, or throw and break things, or punch walls or yourself and all you feel is complete hatred that you know that if you could kill people by just wishing it everyone would be dead already? +I wish we could stop looking at Zuma as our problem. He is not, he is just the agent. Our problem is the ANC! I cannot wait for 2019! +what 's the difference between a poisonous fruit and a baby ? you do n't eat the poisonous fruit . +hmm, wonder if we can get them to jump in the river if we put an ad on TV that there is billions in gold at the bottom of the river ? +I imagine that le 56% face makes a high-pitched wheezing sound +What do you call a gay version of Romeo? Disowned by his family +a woman in the maternity room was waiting for her baby to be brought out . she soon sees the doctors start coming out , and giving babies to all the other mothers except her . she starts getting distraught and says " where s my baby ! where s my baby ! " . so a doctor says " i 'll be right back " and a minute later he emerges with the baby . on his way to the new mother he trips , and the baby go 's flying out his hand , through the open door and onto the road where it gets hit by a car . the mother aghast , looks at the doctor and the doctor says " hah april fools ! it was already dead " . +187 how I'm killin these hoes +Do you see where this is going on with all the fucking genders. +Better some overly polite White guy offering to tell you about the word of Joseph Smith than some nignog car jacking you . +I deserve a gf more than anyone in this earth +My break from school consists of shitposting and playing games Its fukin ogre man +I'm finding less and less reasons to live every passing day +@_jeff_hank @lgreiner3 @RayceWarden @BigJohn_Studd shut up nigger +I must admit I am a bit shocked at the extreme Anti Jewish anti Israel nimrods on here But I can deal.Hope to influence some to a right way of thinking and believing.🤔😉❤️❤️🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 Having had this up a few days I see liberals are not the only ones easily triggered 😏😂 +But in The Bible there is no verses that prohibit inter-racial relationships or mixed race children is there ? +Putting it out there that I am in for a meet up , feel free to private message me . +RT @Based_Unicorns: Fat bitch act like she couldn't follow back. I've always wanted a fat bitch to follow me. +A wise man once told his young daughter life is too short. He then pushed her in front of a bus +@realDonaldTrump since when did this become a test? Given answers? There was no right or wrong answer just what you thought or believed. +RT @Hype: African colored car I push niggerous whips +Rippedrichandincel is our bruce wayn I always pictured him like that in my head +LMAO i tried posting richrippedandincel's tinder on foreveralone and the mods removed it for being "sexist and biased" LMAOOO CUCKED SUB +"The worst thing about them ""FT"" lot is the fact none of their avi's match their @'s. Fuckin SimplyDybala with a Coutinho avi." +even r/neckbeards agrees that TRP is stupid because look>personality +Although watching a rancid racist cunt like @HackneyAbbott squirm under scrutiny having no defense & being unable to admit wrong. Is p funny +God’s presence empties self and leads to surrender. You cannot be in God’s presence and maintain a focus on self #GoodMonday #Victory #Peace +Bill Cosby and Santa Claus are basically the same Fat, Old, Jolly and they both know when you're sleeping +No, I can tell you aren't. You have lighter skin so it's impossible. +If Atheist's are so bad, then how come Atheistzilla never attacked Tokyo and Godzilla did. +( pickup line ) damn girl are you a newspaper ? cause there 's a new issue with you every day . lied not a pickup . eanjoke ! ) +I'll beat some pussy up right about now +Many Jews were in the Red Army so many wanted the opportunity to rape and murder whites under the guise of war . +My teeth is golden she got lil tittes she still gon show em aye she wet like the ocean pulled out a trojan and gave her the motion aye +I think men are too womanly nowadays, and women are too manly and that's why gender is no longer real. +Thank goodness I listen to Anita Baker in the morning to calm my spirit or I would be a road rage fool. But D.C. Taught me +Hate somebody who never shut the fuck up and just listen +i couldnt go outside everyday all those happy couples, all those good looking chads, all those people looking at you because your looks +I fucking hate when people tell me I should change my ways +Sorry to hear about this attack on your girlfriend and I hope she makes a complete recovery . +You have a very unique look. +What do you call a black person that can't move? A rotten vegetable. +there is no other anime site worse than this even the admins are dicks they even have a subscription lmao +#LeakyGut can cause an overgrowth of yeast or bacteria in the bowel, a poor diet and the overuse of antibiotics. +Daily Reminder: "Caitlin" Jenner is just Bruce Jenner wearing a dress and lipstick. +I should stop drinking coffee now. +My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob +my child wont be have to ask when daddy coming to pick me up cause daddy will be in the master room ignoring mommy annoying ass 😂 +@jerryGHbroncano blacklord Hello I invite someone to this particular adult movie cam no cost Visit my Profile is Free. +White male classmate:: Well we have like no latinos or latinas in our school Me:: What about me? I'm Argentinian. Classmate:: You don't count. In high school Spanish class. Made me feel like I should allow others to dictate my identity. +Unfortunately, a positive experience doesn't cancel out a negative. And playing the "cool girl" game isn't a good look for anyone. +RT @BenjaminNorton: Remember the "yellow badge" Nazis used? Israel is making Muslim women carry a yellow badge order to pray in Al-Aqsa. h… +If you hate someone for being Chinese, are you... Chink-shaming? +BTW fuckers and all shitposters here on GAB I could never ever be Gay because it hurts like a motherfucker when I use the bathroom to take a shit and end up with damn hemorrhoids for about a week hurts like a bastard face +I once knew a girl that was convinced the smurfs set up their village in her pussy +Cossack: There are no Russians with hook nose and dark hair in Russia , except for the jews . +Russian warships enroute toward US destroyers is true news, or fake news? I think we'll soon find out. Nobody is acknowledging the report. +Things women have never said "I'm sorry Chad, I was going to fuck you but your haircut is no longer in style" "I thought you were attractive, until someone told me it has been 24 hours since your last shower." +If I go to eat somewhere, and there are a bunch of fat people in line, I leave. I just lose my appetite. +Suicide is the only option for me It's all over, I have no chance of fixing this +There’s a bald spot in my yard so I’m gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over. +would do some fucked up things to have in n out delivered to me rn +ion care if yall hoes get mad just dont get in the way +A lesser-known aspect of the deal: Iraq agreed to start accepting deportees from the U.S. – something it had refuse… … +Happy V-Day to all the not-sexist/working on its out there. To the rest of you, your life is punishment enough +#EthanDolanLeaked WTF ETHAN?!?! WTF?!?! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER +I'M SUPER GRATEFUL TO GOD THE FATHER...but internally me,GOD and the Universe are already on another chapter of things to bring to fruition😀 +what is a nazi 's favorite drink ? concentrated juice +After sex, my GF and I shared a cigarette. When she suddenly started coughing, I said: "Didn't I tell you smoking is no good for a 5 years old?" +France can easily resolve the current protesting with a traditional French move Surrender to the enemy +can @TSDominicanRep braid my hair like @IISuperwomanII ? Snatch my hair, pull my hair, YANK IT OUT. 😭🙌🏻 +des hoes wishy washy 👊 +#FindAmelia is a 7 month old Husky x Labrador, missing since 15/03/17 From Birmingham, B9. Now presumed stolen https://t.co/grh26699dU +Buying refreshments. If I spend 5 or 10k on u on a first date because u want me to, chances that you might never here from me again... +@vicserlou: @radiolearey Have a great inteview with Harry!, he is one of the bestest! ck twitter, there are millions who love H.!! +Instagram stories will now be getting their own stories and then those stories will have their own lil babies stories +nintendo, it's been fucking 11 years, release a USA/ENG MOTHER 3 already on virtual console +My sister just called and woke me up to some crazy ass tea I'm shook +y'all can say whatever u want but zach is sweet and kind and he didnt even do anything compared to what the others did to her +Russell Greer Is anyone familiar with this particular guy? +Now that he's stepped aside from the Russia investigation, I hope Devin Nunes steps in dogshit - constantly +my next suggested follow list @Scottno3 @Zen_Constitutional @CassieRose @HabuQueen @Ouman @DizzyPizzy2 @blazinherb @DDouglas @lostpassword @tippy69 @Katieparr @billtravis @Albatross76 @Sperg #whotofollow good folk all! +I see so many BM/WF around my city its not even funny . +hey listen i do n't like all these racist jokes in here . my grandfather actually died in a concentration camp . . t was terrible . one day he fell off a guard tower . +What's a Mexican' s favorite sport? Cross country +I have so much planned for this summer: Ginnie Springs, Hangout, skydiving, etc. 🤘🏼😜🌞🛶🏝🏕 SO PUMPED!!! +I'm on the fence with abortion. On one hand it kills kids, but it also gives women a choice. +Giving up alcohol for just one month can improve liver function, decrease blood pressure, and reduce the risk of liver disease and diabetes. +Changing the definition of rape makes it easy as shit to massage the stats to make your community look better. +The Shark Tank negotiating theme sounds like the soundtrack to the original X-COM game. +I've taken a few dance classes at various times and enjoy it . +Activities in wildlife preserves remain subject to Federal Law, including mandates under ANLICA. Veto #HJResolution69 @POTUS +"@DivinusArcadia He tried. Buuut, lost her at least twice. He's really not one to pay attention to anything. ""Oh-! I totally knew -" +Had my towel over my face and my loofa fell on my foot. Gave me a fucking heart attack +it goes without saying that [ removed ] +How is your recovery going? +I live in a large American city and it has gotten so bad that it is to the point where we are not just a minority . +I am an Australian model who wants to borrow your money. +I like my women how i like my wine 9 years old and in my basement. +My problem with Koream artists: I dont know how to pronounce your name I can't hanggul to save my life +I do not hate fox news but they throw the jew stick at you every chance they get which makes it unwatchable . +The #complexity of #cancer and other Big Problems has been beyond the tools and capabilities we have been utilizing. https://t.co/DELBhuGkeA +Chase really got hoes in every state it's crazy his @ name the truth +everyone report @uncr4fted for being a huge faggot +You know me, eating an 8count nugget with a cup of water (no sauce) by myself while reporting any Grailed user with a shoe size under 9.5 +You're so fucking Hollywood. What a joke you have become. +Tellen t is a fakecel I saw him slaying that faker +Here we go again, PL refs hogging the fucking limelight... +What are the similarities between Jimmy Savile and Margaret Thatcher? They were both known for fucking minors. +Why the fuck would Piscotty ever try to steal a base? Jesus christ. +Me: why do I bother putting on makeup for work it's not like I have anyone to impress Also me: NO YOU DO MAKEUP FOR YOURSELF NOT ANYONE ELSE +Being a Muslim I have a confusion choosing my career Either to go with ISIS or Al Qaeda? +I was considered "shy" my whole life. I realized it was a problem when I was crying before going to my college because I was afraid I would have to talk to someone. [...] At least that's how I see it. +Heightcels surgery exists that can make u taller You can be 6”4 like you always dreamed of +A lot of indie game devs remind me a LOT of FOSS devs. It's all about that passion. I'm drawn to passion. Kind of in love with all of them. +what is a niggers idea of foreplay ? shut up bitch . or i 'll cut you ! +Dude stink bomb this event , when it gets dark , chuck a bunch of them on the floor , different spots , when the chimps start jiving and grooving , they will step on them . +@claytonhickman I admit, I don't always love your DVD covers but I love these! Also your Big Finish covers - especi… https://t.co/xxUJmptN4Y +Just under the surface of the left’s explanation for evil acts committed by their rhetoric-motivated minions is the implication that if the right did not exist, the left would stop committing evil acts. +Matthew 24:37 ESV / 15 For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. +You need to join a Nationalist organization so you are more part of the scene such as the Nationalist Party of Canada . +Roastie talks about looks not being everything www.youtube.com/watch?t=7s&v=KM4Xe6Dlp0Y Skank hoe, you won't last a week as an incel male. +What did the black guy say to the white guy? I have black guilt. Test test; testing 1 2 3... +"The one thing that bothers me about the whole thing is that I need to get used to refer to Gen as ""he"" instead of ""she"" now." +What's brown & red with holes all over? Trayvon Martin +(March 2015) Brock: You want my signature? 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Don't you assume his gender. +In Soviet Russia, you consume alcohol In America, alcohol consumes you +i found another example of a so called `` russian '' turk who hates armenians and georgians . +I Like My Women Like My Coffee... Ground Up, In A Container, In The Freezer.... +Shiet dis ain't no Thang a muhfucka like me lern everythang! +The Mississippi State Women's basketball team should be very proud. Congrats on a great season and for beating #UConn +Hell yuhh they hit haha s/o ma nigga, gmula! Cheweing one takes a chug, then sniffey +I see the idealism from the child molester out there trying to normalize child sex over there reasons attacking us as if they have any reason or purposes to defend such aspects and playing the silent card because they know there not educated anuff to defend such aspects more then there sick minds +FUCK THESE REFS MAN HOLY SHIT!!! Put the fucking whistle away!!! I don't think Gonzaga has even made a shot that isn't a free throw +Why did the manchester arena bombing include an 8 year old girl? The bomber was hoping she would make up part of his 72 virgins... +What do you imagine thegamblER is doing right now? +Its big talk that North Korea is like many other nations that have experience the war syndrome more basicly somewhere is unfixable and we will go to war against them. +nails done , hair done im feeling like a bad bitch😋😋😋😋😋 +Dark humour is like cancer People give up when they get it. +what do you call a black man who 'd lost his car ? a prisoner . the car was n't his to begin with . +cnn.com/2017/11/12/politics/trump-russia-election-vladimir-putin/index.html … Even 5 min was enough to exchanged warm words between two leaders. +Maybe she'll have cleats on. @tbowditch12 Call me racist, call me sexist, but every time Olivia Chow talks in this debate, I wanna slap her. +#ShivSena the true gundas of India. Nothing better to do. No education, no respect, no culture and definitely terrorists. +Goldenhand is so good I might die tbh. I thought it was gonna be this epic thing but it's mostly just been Extremely Cute +in england the spanish flag is probably kosher to fly without getting your collar felt , any flag in the world would be ok but the jack and st george +How do you get chewing gum out of the hair? With cancer +I like my women like I like my apples Sliced into easily digestible pieces +When you accidentally walk in on your step-dad doing your mom and he's wearing nothing but socks, well, let's say that "disgusted" is not a strong enough term for how I now feel about socks in general. Like, if my hubs is looking all fine, but I notice that he still has socks on, the lady boner dies hard and fast. Blech. +Morons! Fuck You! I saw it as well you need to stop doing crack too +They call it bullying I call it kids being kids +Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Coz anyone that can Run, jump or swim has already crossed the border. +RT @starryseptics: literally these stupid fucking people are already fucking caught, these dumb ass fucking bitches trying to fucking attac… +i do n't need to use lube when i 'm having sex . the kid 's tears from the blowjob are multi - purpose . +Got both my ears pierced yesterday.. That's the last time I try and have a quiet pint in the pub on women's darts night. +I hope everything anyone else loves burns and leaves them forever Then they'll know what it feels like be stranded on this miserable sad fucking excuse for a planet and have no clue what to even do with yourself except lay down and hope you don't wake up. +This 67 year old broad has to go get her manager she's gone say she new and don't have access to wires after trying for 10 min +Damonte Dodd's snap rn has me fucking geeked this man is hammered! 😂 +He: “I work with animals every day!” She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?” He: “I’m a butcher.” +Did you know a lot of priests spent their time womanizing? Nah, just kidding. +She feelin a young niggah +I just want to help you love yourself and be more confident, and maybe help you find a nice boy... +I been getting money I ain't worried bout a hoe +I ascended my spirit, i am not a mere mortal anymore , i know the truth i now can understand anything , truly anything in life , i feel blessed so i am wondering if some incels got the same super power as i am trough black pill and strong isolation thinking about life mixed with strong outgoing chad friend that make you see everything messed up with your life. +I got bitches geekin sneaking cocaina cross the customs 💃 +When your fixer hangs up the phone telling you to be safe because the political situation in the US is weirder than in the Congo 🤔 +Found a Transponder Snail! Giants, sea monsters and other amazing encounters! https://t.co/6KqdZXupNY #TreCru https://t.co/vwxtk70i44 +My friend died when his life support failed. My phone got a full charge out of it. +White guest, late 40's from Arizona:: Are you native? Me:: (Respectfully smiling) No. Guest:: Black? Me:: (still smiling) No, I'm Mexican. Guest:: Oh, well you're real pretty, for being Mexican. Me:: (still smiling but internally yelling) Well, thank you so much. +And that's all I've got to say about that. +Disgusting example of Affirmative Action in America In California they made it legal for minority kids to purchase automatics & extended mags, just so they can perform as well as the White Males in school! +I have purchased a few DLC's for Black Ops 2 but I don't know how to play the maps in public matches? Always end up on standard maps. +#happybirthdaydaniel Happy birthday @SeaveyDaniel Your talent, looks & smile lights up my day❤ Have fun celebrating! Make it one 2remember +My wide nose and flared nostrils make me look like a gorilla It's over +Looking at this thread , Slavs have some of the most beautiful nature on this planet . +Inceldom has made me a theist At this point I'm 100% unironically convinced god just enjoys fucking with me +just milky rocked in the idle of McDonald's with no fucks given 😂😂 they lookin at my crazy but who cares 🤷🏾‍♀️ +What's the difference between a 9 year old and a condom? One goes on my penis, the other one is used to prevent child birth. +Nothing like the good old days with the size ten in a cell to have a vicious criminal begging a Garda to stop so he could confess , eh ! +#Nunes is a fucking joke. Shameful a Rep committee chairman becomes the WH lackey. #NunesMustResign +His Honesty and his gang of retards have been targeting everyone who does not agree with them point for them abuse is a 2 way street morons! +I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. +@Rellokid George didn't have a twitter called "no limit nigga" where he talked about fighting, drugs, guns, and bitches and hoes. +what do you call someone whos depressed? fucking Gay +@HighOffTatianna lol fuck these lil bitches ain't shit to peep 😎 wassup w/ you tho +It is nearing the end of 2013 , so soon I will be starting a thread for the new year . +customer service cunts customer service representatives , unreliable cunts most of the time ( especially at the apple store ) and pretty fucking useless just like their pathetic lives . +9/ Meeting the Nazis The neo-Nazis take no account that Jews in Western establishment elites act like non-Jews in Western establishment elites and imagine their some sort of grand plan by Jews to harm White people. +who was that... a story about you... really... look left... i go right... ohh nooo... i clean up ok... i do i do... ok? +Its no telling how long they've been planning this. How much money they have saved, no telling. https://t.co/M8aZ7o6FFr +They got me fucked up talking about I'm driving a limo to my grandma funeral +For further details about activities and games on your specific sportsground, pls contact your individual association or club directly (2/2) +Careful about what you post around u/Rjected... u/Rjected is salty that he didn't get into UC Berkeley or Cornell so he's posting our stuff to r/NiceGuys +why did the jews kill jesus ? he did n't have enough prophets +I used to have sex with this thirteen year old girl the funny thing was that she called me 'help' when my name was Dave +r/Canada rationalizing and excusing the actions of a mother who threw her baby in a dumpster. +Help me with this essay Hello I'm writing an essay about marriage and romantic relationships and I'm looking for sources to back MRA knowledge; preferably solid data and statistics, but case studies are also fine. +RT @junhuistouch: Im actually fucking shook. It was about to be taken off radio but here it is climbing its way thru. Please keep str… +my brothers gf is the same age as me??? does this mean i have to find a man the same age as him to top this??? lmk +Newcastle Team to play #SWFC: Darlow, Anita, Mbemba, Lascelles, Dummett, Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle +.@CriticalKaiju There is literally nothing more creatively pathetic than taking an existing film and just making a black or female version. +Haveing a lovely birthday night with the Fam a lam. Linda Clayton Jake Syron Christine Syron Melissa Sands xx — drinking beer +For every hoe out there there's some nigga out there tryna save her and make turn her into a good woman...she jus keep ignoring his texts +Bro I thought Sylvia was crazy till this nigga made me crazy. now I'm fuckin nuts! 😭 +"I swear someone gave me ""the ojo"" Bc what are the fucking odds" +If normal women need lotion, what does women in wheelchair need? WD40 +i'm ready to be a dad but i don't want the actual responsibility of having my own child. where the single moms at? +#TuckerHighlights 11/17/17: -Feminists discover rape is wrong & turn on Clinton crime family -Feminists forget rape is wrong & give Fanken a pass -NY lefties regulate police into ineffectivity -MGM obstructs LV victims' lawyers from inspecting crime scene -Mental illness is all the rage to lefties +when ur about to take a bomb ass selfie and ur phone dies :'( +Yeah bc military battles = RIVETING @AndrewMNorton I'm not sexist at all but reading about the social advancement if women is so boring. +The transition from are kid liking my music compared to his music was like.. This is wank It's alright *tweets drake and migos lyrics* +If you decided to kill yourself Who'd be the one person you'd want to make sure gets the message that they are at least partially responsible? +a russian peasant travels to moscow and learns about the wonders of the big city . what 's his name ? krokodil dundee +RT @Fit4LifeMike: @Whitecholo23 @chanelisabeth true i need to sleep to make them Gainz bruh!! So all the hoes stay Mirin ;p Alright, later… +what do you get when you cross a mexican and a black person ? someone who is too lazy to steal . +Female confirms that FACE is more important than the ABILITY TO WALK +Then this bus screeches up, stops next to me, and a bunch of people with “Down with lilith” shirts climbed out and started beating me up. I +Having trust issues can mentally fuck up a person so bad. Watch what you say and do. +When i play the song Down with the Sickness I remember the children with Down's Syndrome +How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as the alter boy +Buffalo wings and chicken fingers are clear evidence that genetic modification has been going on for decades without any major side effects. +if i had a dollar for every gender . if i had a dollar for every gender , i 'd only have bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth , ruining and vandalising every - fudging - thing the human race has strived for . +I like my women like my wine... 12 years old and in my basement. +What do you do when you find an illegal immigrant who has a fever? Apply ICE. +What do you call it when you pay someone with down syndrome Down payment +@auroraeosrose maybe private properties shoudnt be iterated over since thats literally how they break +We need to use the report feature more against normies that troll and attack us Maybe they'll finally get the hint +Law enforcement authorities (SFO, City of London police, NCA, FBI, Europol, IPA, FCA, SEC, Judges) please help Afren share holders!!! +(OC) Why did LeBron James open a new school that opens in July? He wanted an extra season of school shooting! +Hey j.p. i called the number you left me in my mail a couple of weeks ago but they said they never heard of ya , i e-mailed you back and havent heard back , shoot me yopur #again . +@drukrishnan @RajPC1 @SethAMandel @EdWhelanEPPC No worries. Legal writing is hard when relaying facts. How many dif… https://t.co/JnvgmXXhKP +I'm not too sure how the Strawbale House would do during the harsh New England winter weather . +I should've been smothered in the nativity ward Seriously, that or I wish my mother at least had the strength to toss me out the window on the drive home the day I was born. +JOE GENEVA: "When did the feelings of individuals in a coddled nation become more important than the future and the direction of this Nation?" +If looks didn't matter, there would be no such thing as plastic surgeons or makeup. +The EU’s fingerprints are all over this repression. +What never eats but is always alive? African children +HUNGARY IN WW2 : FOR THE JUSTICE !!! +Failed my suicide attempt Was in the hospital for a few days and now in "treatment" They can take away everything I have other than a little internet but they can't take away my desire to die. +Bitches out here fucking for a bag of coke 😂😂😂 bitch get a grip +Some beautiful late nineteenth century Japanese hand-coloured photography that I'm researching… https://t.co/vStpthQgCg +I believe Dr. Duke will be Arriving ......in 3....2.....1......YEAH ! +the looks you get being in a wal mart in Alabama wearing a Tennessee shirt... you would've thought I had 2 heads me. +You are walking in the woods and find a naked girl, recently raped in the floor. What do you do? Change your route, because you're clearly walking in a circle.. +Yea thanks for the information as I said in my P.M I actully knew nothing of the squatting movement back then and always thought that in modern times it had always been the preserve of small groups of extreme anarchists . +u that nigga RT @Charmin_Harmon I have no idea how random jiggas be knowing my name at work smh. +My mom: That girl in the car is so pretty, her eyes are so beautiful... talking about Hannah🤗 @ciatto_hannah +For those who love me I will deliver I will protect those who know my name and when they call to me +you should n't make jokes about fat people . they already have enough on their plates . +I just wish she would have sleepless nights with a deep hole in the center of her chest with pain pulsating with every detrimental heartbeat +did you hear about terrorism in syria ? people are losing their heads over it . +Hoes respect niggas who get strait to the point I won't lead a bitch on if all I won't is crash den it will be adressed clearly#turn up +"It was an absolute treat to present to the little kiddies about ""Residential School!!"" ....for S.D #75 Sooo cool ❤" +Me (young Black woman):: Wow that French test was really hard. Young white girl:: I know! I got a D. What did you get on it? Me:: ... a B. Her:: (shocked look on her face) Oh really? Wow! So my race determines my ability to learn French? So I'm just expected to know Ebonics... +what 's the most popular fiction book ? the bible . +If there was a Nazi state today, women would be hired in the race and gene hygiene department +r/pussypassdenied is one of the best subreddits Nothing brings more joy to me than women getting fucked and this time its not by a chad +just because they weren't 18 when they did it. makes me absolutely fucking sick +"If I have to hear the words ""Integrity of the scoring area"" I will fucking murder Pierre" +┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) - the gender pay gap ┳┻|⊂ﾉ is a myth #EqualPayDay ┻┳| +Strange, I don't remember the Democratic Party threatening a government shutdown to protest the loss of hundreds of thousands of American jobs during the last recession? +What's the difference between crocs and a condom? Your mother doesn't wish your father wore crocs. +What femoids would do for a chad who is a complete stranger +i am the kindest person on this sub if you disagree, why? +Noticed my son and daughter are shagging Jokes on him, she's getting aborted next week +A thought for the day: Hubert Humphrey said in 1964, “Freedom is the most contagious virus known to man.” not so much today! +Why were the people in 9/11 upset? Because they order pepperoni pizza and only got plane. +A study shows that 1/5 people live next to a pedophile. Not me I live next to a little boy with a nice ass. +How does a woman rape a man? At first it's hard but then it's easy. +Neat but not as obnoxious as I remember getting a rec for psycho pass and then avoiding it cause art style is so fucking ugly. +Love Doesn't Exist Anyway It is IMPOSSIBLE to love a woman who has fucked many guys, and in turn it is IMPOSSIBLE for her to love another man. +Reminder that money is a cope and status only matters if you are at least 5,5/10 LMS is really just **L** +Over my dead body am I ever going to apologize for somethign happened in the past that I had no control over and my family was n't even in this country during that time . +You have brains in your head. Your feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. ~Dr. Seuss +Your tread had been moved who knows where , mine is closed so we must trespass on the hospitality of the Slavic . +If you never got married and have no kids, I really don't know what's to become of you in your old age. +Hi, I am very respectable nordic man , living in Finland , aged 34 . +Benjamin & Caroline Harrison (1889-1893) In 1889, President Benjamin Harrison, his grandchildren, and extended family gathered around the first indoor White House Christmas tree. +Death not life is what we should aspire for This life is not for us. +No matter how often I tell myself and the world that I am hopelessly ugly, it always hurts to hear someone else say the same +Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back [xpost:r/videos] +During WW2, the busses in Poland often had a terrible a/c. Passengers arrived totally exhausted. +My doctor gave me melatonin to help me sleep. So if melatonin makes you sleepy, is that why black people are always late? Becuase they like, already have it in their skin? +Swear to god if this fucking dog doesn't stop whinning im gonna fucking spazz +What do you call a Detroit step team? Planet of the Apes +Can't wait to perform in #London this tomorrow with @KRihanoff @RugbyBenCohen @Garydoran00 & @dotcomcharity xx 😊👊 https://t.co/jtGMUgoAYy +Heart of House Opportunities - Lawry's The Prime Rib - Beverly Hills, CA, , USA #jobs #Beverly Hills pls RT: We are… https://t.co/Y4mHs41X5V +This morning's subway hero: Mets cap, brush mustache, $5 umbrella over his arm reading an ancient PB edition of Dostoyevsky's The Possessed. +Banks don't care Telecom companies don't care Airlines don't care Online stores don't care And we call this the age when customer is king. +" like Snoop said in 94 we dont love these hoes " +What did the black girl get after having an abortion? $500 from crime stoppers +Reminder that from Tues-Thurs, @MK_collective has a free breakfast station from 9h30 to 11h-ish. Reach @ Shatner 304, outside their kitchen! +Them Bad bitches blow kisses by my earlobe +In 1965.....AMERICA was 85 % WHITE EUROPEAN ANCESTRY.............WELCOME TO THE ALT RIGHT +Week 2 After Veto Ceremony The Nominations To Be Evicted From The Big Brother House Where Alex, Ramses, And Cody #BB19 +Blackpill Reminder: If you're not sexually attractive to a female, you'll never be in a loving relationship No sexual attraction = cheating, deadbedroom, cuckoldry or just being invisible. +How come Jews have big noses ? Because the air is free. +Tell that scumbag teacher if the jews in Israel should become a miniority or be taken over by arabs . +They say red bull gives you wings So why am I now paralysed from the neck down +"Me: ""omg I fuckin hate this song"" Me: *turns it up and sings along*" +ahh,, man i still feel super bad and negative hheck i think i've gotten worse for some reason asfhsbbx i hate feeling like this, +Wishing I could say tonite went well but I would be lying. Had its ups and downs. Wishing for a decent nite tomorrow. (Hopefully) 😔😥😓😢 +I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO I love EXO #5YearswithEXO 😭😭 +We dont really have any Blacks in our schools round here .... +That or they where just lazy and did n't want to digg two graves for a fallen soldier . +anyone else completely fucked for exams? I know I am +>alt-right >white nationalist >don't know what Atomwaffen Division is wew, lad +What do you call it when a pedophile and a Mexican get in a fight? Alien versus Predator +Retro Grouch post of the day ! multispeed bmx 's and 3 speed freewheels , continued. geared BMX bikes - BMX Society community forums Here ` a 3 speed freewheel ( similar design ) on a BMX hub ( was a single-speed freewheel hub ) , in a BMX frame , with added rear derailer . +I've taken the virginities of twenty eight year old virgins I'm hoping I can get to at least 21 of them by the end of the week. +So apparently me & Eric fucced & I be just fuccing every nigga 😂😭 GREAT but y'all bitches NOT whoppin & talkin behind BLOCCED twitters +Sister's friend:: I'm all for gay rights and everything, but it just really bothers me when homosexuals have to shove it in your face. Me:: What does that even mean. Sister's friend:: Like when they just act SO gay. This morning, in the car. I guess my sister did't tell her friend I came out last summer. Made me frustrated and angry. +Roidcels pm me I have some questions for you. +As somebody who has trolled this subreddit and feminist subreddits I noticed one thing... All the feminists subreddit immediatly banned/censored me, MRA as much as I disagree with the some of the rhetoric said at least heard the opposing view and did not try and censor me +While I can appreciate #LawAndOrderSVU, this episode just kicked off a new wave of harassment from GamerGate. Time to ride it out. +I would like to get some of the leaflets printed and distribute them but sadly I have not got the funds . +I've seen him... I've seen him folks, Kurimatsu fucked a squirrel +Every bitch that love, bank account in overdraft +"""Shoot your fucking shot before we die"" - @bellumss" +It's sooooooooo flattering to me when folks think I'm 23-27 🙃🙃🙃 imma be so bomb when I get in my 40's!!! +They're trying to turn the Internet into a mirror version of television , in other words turn it into a wasteland of celebrity worship and wipe out all of it 's potential as a medium for informing and educating . +Are there any ex-incels here who started using steroids? +.@jlorry96 twitter search for my name and "set yourself on fire" and see if i give two shits about what you think. +What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF File. +The smear tactics aren't going to work. These people have known me for over a decade. +How do you keep a baby laughing all the way into early adulthood? Shield it from personal tragedy. +Stormers bark loudly And their torches are tiki Not very scary +Yo these 2 grown ass adults is sitting in the fucking living room makin hella noise to fucking WWE wrestlemania like ion have school in am +what was prince 's last hit ? probably heroin . +People mad about the #Pepsi ad but I'm like who the hell drinks pepsi +I like my women like I like my university degree in computer science. a minor +An update The conversation where the maid said - "Don't worry, he has a lot of money" apparently never happened. > To be sure, prosecutors could clear up matters about the call by giving him access to the recording. [...] Being IMF chief is pretty awesome, huh. +I must have pissed this nigga off aha um, because he my hoe & he acting OUTTA line 😂😭 +I wish I liked alcohol I want to drink my sorrows away, but I cannot fucking stand the taste I had some vodka yesterday and it tasted like rubbing alcohol, how do normies drink this? +i know this a horrible, racist, nazi sorta thing to say, but i'm just gonna say it: White People should have the same rights as everybody else in America +Whats thr best part about having sex with twenty three year olds? There’s twenty of them +Throwback to when a normie tried to justify my mom cucking my dad while I nearly died from cancer +What do you call a RGB(0,0,0) man with Down syndrome? Nate The Ape. +Suggesting that Dad stays home with his newborn for a while, gets me down voted in r/parenting +If men are allowed to wear dresses why am I not allowed to say they are men? +Roasties can look like this and STILL be considered more desirable than any of us +Good jokes are like dead kids They never get old. +Woman, in her 60s, white:: So, you played the piano because you're Asian! Me:: I think I played the piano because my parents are both concert pianists. Woman:: All Asians play the piano, or the violin. +Best dark joke ever I turned off the lights +"RT @RiverCrowson: When I was in the Audience for Jeremy Kyle off camera he said ""we've got a load of fucking idiots on today it should be…" +My mom's new ringtone is a techno version of Hotel California. I still hate that song. Now I hate it while holding a glow stick. +why does anne frank want to catch them all ? because she 's ash . +Would you rather be incel for life or have sex with a black/ugly/fat girl? +martin luther king jr. day how do you celebrate martin luther king jr. day ? by doing shots on a balcony . +"Guy in my Dist & Log class walks in looks around, sighs & says ""I can't do this shit today I'm going home"" then turns around and walks out 😭" +don't expect someone to try with you if all you do is treat them like a fucking mug. +What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I give a fuck when my computer crashes +Have you ever noticed how rare brown m&m's are. Is brown not the most saturated color of m&m's? They save money on dye! +669:49 @DemetriusBot, and @EgeusBot, go along; I must employ you in some business Against our nuptial, and confer with you #AMNDBots +How is a sniper in Afghanistan similar to a male pornstar? They both have to focus to hit their targets in the eye. Funnily enough, they both cheat a baby out of a chance at life, too. +why wo n't there be bombings at the paralympics ? terrorists only target people +The earthquake is great news for the Mexican economy Now they have the building materials for the wall just laying on the ground. +Are men just stupid or do they just not give a fuck +pete burns is dead and people are n't being very nice about it . i bet he 's spinning is his grave . spinning right round baby right round . +"@omgarsal fucking horrifying the ""death rattle"" and the ""death stare"" literally what the fuck" +LIKE THEY STILL BULLY EACH OTHER but they're friends tbh!!!!!! but in the beginning they legit don't like each other at all it's great +The Aryan Body , Mind and Soul - Prodigies and Geniuses Johann Sebastian Bach ( March 31 , 1685 - July 28 , 1750 ) Johann Sebastian Bach was a German composer , organist , violist and violinist whose ecclesiastical and secular works for choir , orchestra and solo instruments drew together the strands of the Baroque period and brought it to its ultimate maturity . +1. Im way to fucking needy like your world should revolve around me bc i should be your world +The greatest tragedy is coming, Congress, because of your refusal to repeal Obamacare and stamp out socialism in this nation. +You're fucking crazy if you'll think I'll ever change. I am I, I am me, I'll never change my ways. +Ask anyone criticizing the President if they'd prefer taking their family on vacation to Haiti or Europe. +What do you call a gullible kid? Easy ;) +A husband is regarded as the head, not a boyfriend. If you need 'support' go and get a job, not a boyfriend! +i love april fools because when i say i'm going to kill myself people will think i'm joking ha ha ha ... +Rihanna: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me It didn’t excite her ancestors though +Americans do use the metric system! They always bring their 9mm to school +We're about 6 months away from the president getting lost in a fucking corn maze# +How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how strong you throw them. +What is the german equivalent of Walmart? Wermacht! +tell her to contact me please - i have something on the boil :) .. here or on minds or by text - you have my number i'm sure +Probably not going to be working on that for another few weeks, time to switch to "running a non-profit" set of tabs. +i love this!!! streaming all day all night, nonstop @TheTideNate @TheTideDrew @TheTideAustin @TheTide @TheTideLevi https://t.co/EOJwTnkmbp +Lets, see, when the Shah was imprisoning and torturing and killing his opposition, we shouldn't have overthrown him because of what we might get, but today because the Mullahs are doing less of the same, we must overthrow them? +If you put parts in your hair. Like have the barber part a fucking line your hair. You are fucking lame. YUP. I said. it. +RT @Trap_Jesus: Kemba fucked this nigga up. RT @DailyLoud: I still can't believe Kemba did this to Pitt https://t.co/LZZoUX5Jlz +What has less brains than a Parkland shooting victim? David Hogg +What do gay guys call their Adam's apple while giving head? A ball gag. +Worship music is the most awful music ever known to mankind. Every song is 9 minutes of uninspired repetition. +I don't understand why black people hate the LAPD.... ....After all, the LAPD treat them like Kings. +not sure how we can be anti liberal when we have a prime minister who openly supports israel and sends them cards on their holiday 's laughing stock of the aryan race. not to mention they also openly support the sand people . +Now given the fact that the interweb, twitter, chats, streams, you tube etc ruined my life you'd think I'd stay off it hmm ah well +I want my world like I want my laundry Separated by color +What's the last organ in a woman's body to go cold after she has died? My cock. +What does a gay hippie do in Saudi Arabia? He gets stoned +Police recover the body of a black guy covered in iron chains from a lake. The police offer looks confused at his colleague and says: This is so typical. They always steal more than they can carry. +What do you think are femmarhoids absolute worst trait? +surely gotta be more than that. town to town you see minority whites. - if whites are supposed to be at least 70million - its a very hard way of showing it +What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash +What do the Twin Towers and Anne Frank have in common? They’re both just piles of ash now a days. +Attention zookeepers: we're being brigaded It's >1200; lock it up please +My wife would make a good Muslim woman. I'd just plow that ass and beat the shit out of her all day like I always do +Sleep paralysis is the fucking world thing in the world +how do u fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 4 in the seats and 96 in the ashtrays +Fuck off @julescarbonaro And call me sexist but females tryna b president.Just stop. There's a reason why it's called the founding FATHERS . +I have been teaching my daughter about masturbation today and she's been asking a lot of questions today ..... Like , "when do I get to use my own hand ?" +What do you call a group of black people? Christmas tree ornaments +Why does hitler hate jews Because the gas bills to high +May they just need to turn these savages loose , justice will take care of itself . +Sure sun media sucks off Israel but they are also the only Media that is willing to tell the truth about the dangers of Islam and call Natives on their B.S. +I really don't like [a graduate student speaker's fellow classmate]; he's so disgusting and fat. I hate fat people. They're so lazy.... No one should be fat, not even poor people... poverty is no excuse. Even in the ghetto you can walk on the street and work out. +Who else spent halloween rotting Truecels report in please. +"RT @ImJKN93: Do you agree with me that Prashant Bhushan has proved that he is an ""CERTIFIED IDIOT "" after insulting Parampujya LORD KRISHNA" +I BELIEVE AZZMADOR SAID IT BEST........"I AM A RACIST"..........BEING A RACIST MEANS WHITE PRIDE FIRST..........IF YOU ARE WHITE OF COURSE ! +The fat fuck is going to get away with it. +When u repet a same mistake in your life it becomes ur habit.. And bad habits never let u win. So just filter ur system nd adapt new things. +How much does a newborn baby weight? How could i know, my dick is not a scale. +I only just got done reading about it presumably after it was already wrapped up , and the cake cut . +what is long , hard and filled with black cum ? a prison mattress . +What are all the diffenift contraceptive options for men and women could I get a list ? +"I go from ""man I'm ugly"" to ""GIRL YOU FUCKING POPPIN"" in about .2 seconds" +Remember people it is our DUTY to spread Dr. Dukes excellent videos far and wide . +The life we live communist socialist Republican demcartes or even black and white just keep feeding lifes expectations and don't suck it up just push your hate for all you don't have and could have trying to find your place that makes sense all leading to The Great Rebellion that is what i see.😂 +If Sony REALLY had a stake in Persona, Arena would've been PS3 exclusive and Persona Q would've been on Vita at the very least, if not PS3 +Dow goes from 6000 to over 20,000 during a depression. I wonder how stupid the American people are for allowing this nonsense? @cspanwj +"RT @Dreya_YaBishh: The world will not forget the fucked up things you've done and will remind you once everything is going ""well.""" +Yesterday, I finally reached the g spot of my girlfriend. But she was screaming all the time. Should I call it grape? +Forcing people to look at propaganda so they will have a knee-jerk reaction when they make an unconscious real world correlation to what they were forced to view ... +the only eichi ships i approve of are eiwata and eimugi angst (i won't read anything where they stay together) everything else is poison +i hate seeing my baby hurt 😩 whoever tf hit my car & ran is a bitch ass fucking nigga +You know you are in the ghetto when you see streets named Martin Luther King Jr & LittleJohn. #halp +anyone wanna play l4d2 sometime I need friends to play with pm me for steam username +I have a love-hate relationship with my job. I love the animals and knowing they're going to get… https://t.co/e6Fr3MTPKs +Yeah, I'm the white Power Ranger **WHITE POWER** Ranger +Something I've learnt- no matter how loyal of a person you are, someone will always try to be a snake to you +Why were the people at 9/11 mad? They ordered a Peperoni Pizza but only got a Plane! +how did hitler teach math ? he told his army to subtract million . +BASE | Kukura hits a GRAND SLAM over the left field wall! It's 5-0 @PaceUBaseball here in the 2nd! #GoPace +@jerseyzbest74 Aye hoe +— you (I miss you) How much more do I have to wait? How many more nights do I have to stay up? Until I can see you? (until I can see — +"@voteshawnbra @radiodisney Rosa I vote for #ShawnMendes ""Treat You Better"" #TheBestest @radiodisney" +Why can't you be humble like your moms and not hoes +I'm sick I ain't even know that nigga rocked Bobby Boucher jersey from water boy +"""There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write."" KISSES AngSunshineNamin" +RT @CheyenneWright_: @villasenor_30 it means you're a faggot lol +what 's the most popular costume this year from girls ? whore . +A joke about 9/11 I forgot the joke this really fell threw +The mother in Miracle on 34th Street is very sensible and realistic. Naturally, she's painted as ABSOLUTELY NO FUN EVER +Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me.. +"@DBAB_Holloway: Check out our 12th man. #CowboysNation" even with all those faggot ny fans in the stands +i dropped my cheesecake on the floor. how fucking tragic. +I gotta say I love aids. Lemon-aids and Gator-aids are my fav's! +my sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend well i 'll be a monkey 's uncle +how do jews take a shower? same as you dummy, they check if it’s water first. +RT @NerdAtCoolTable: RT @RealSheemBacc: For every bad bitch there is a nigga who treats them like shit & yet they stay..... I wanna ... +When you at a open bar and get 10% beers tryna strategize but end up getting drunk sooner than expected << +What’s the only place with a lot of black men and a lot of food? Prison +i got some retarded ass friends, but i love em tho they make my life nicer. +Were they black? +Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but takes care of ur soul, ur well being, ur heart & everything that's you +Why can’t black people get a mortgage? They say property can’t own property. +bitches and subtweets lml +The islamic disease is even more dangerous than the more obvious black or yellow disease . +My sister said she likes me like she likes her whiskey. Inside her until she can't remember her own name. +The best part about having sex with 55 year olds is that there is 50 of them +"@SamsungUK still got a year warranty and you refused to repair cause ""it was my fault it burnt the fucking house you cunts. 🖕🖕🖕🖕" +Cheerios and hoes are pretty much the same Some are dry until you eat them and some are already wet for you. +Dangerous Woman isn't a flop. It outsold confident and revival in 7 months. Just bc it isn't her most successful era doesn't mean it flopped +Can't wait until I get more data on this. But it looks like @spacekatgal should probably avoid her mentions at 8-10AM PDT Sundays. ;) +Why is every gender equality officer a woman Because women are cheaper to hire +Been waiting to release all this anger out!! OML I'm gone send a bitch to the hospital +Children should be taught about Oedipus Complex at a young age. So the boys stand a chance with their mothers. +what do nascar and isis have in common ? home depot as a sponsor . +@akshaykumar। The role of rustom played by akshaykumar is very natural. He give good judgement to that role. Result is infront of you. +Why aren’t there any medicine stores in Africa? You aren’t supposed to take medicine on an empty stomach. +SMILE! +40 Year Old Virgin Does the film accurately portray Incel lifestyle, yes or no +@iNonVicious your litterally just making ecxuses for droping 2 kills in 2 maps ask anyone we dont boot you werent lagging doshit retard +My siblings are so mean, how are they going to the cinemas without me? LIKE I KNOW I JUST WOKE UP BUT STYL +How does the jew get revenge? He cremates bodies in a funeral home +The struggle for the Royal Family right now is whether to cut Harry’s brake lines or cut his tubes. +My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type As he died he kept insisting for us to "Be positive", but its really hard without him. +"I almost posted ""stay in love"" to a friend's post in IG. But then I realized how rude it was, like it was an order or a challenge." +How many of these people lamenting here can recites the National Pledge that is more shorter than the Anthem? +I hipe Lisa Jackson doesnt find out what shit Im in.... +I finally got one of those roof boxes for the car. It's very practical. I can barely hear my kids now. +This is my home town .. these people are locals and can help you find what you want ... +How many on here has already broken out there heaters or wood stoves out yet just turned my heater on to eliminate the smell so it will be ready this winter +Didn't even know what to do today because my son was in Nanakuli all day with his other family..Let's just say it was a boring day w|out him +I really gotta quit school and get on welfare I cant stand being around others, its over +RT @TeamBoosieBoo: No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes. +Or faggot RT @ez_taughtu: Guess he got caught saying nigga. +Changes needed. Can't be fucking arsed with these missed chances again and again. Mkhi so off today! +How are pop rock candies similar to my dad? They both explode in my mouth +kerping a tab on my health man youre putting me up on a shelf well i believed youre clean but only by seeing your face for myselfffd +Sometimes all we can see is the pain in our lives, but God sees the potential. KISSES ShinesAtTradeLaunch +i dont like RICHcels if you have money you should cope with hookers, i would travel to thailand to fuck with hookers but im fucking poor, im a poor neet +Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards. +Where does bin laden keep his CDs? In Iraq +What a fucking horrible week this has been and today has just topped it off 😡😡😡 #needanewjobasap +When I was in 5th grade, a black kid and 4 others approached me and my friends and started talking shit about me. I told them that’s a lot of big talk for only three people. +nct antis are stupid whores who should hang themselves nct BREATHED +I came here to find out why such a small population living on a small area of the planet , constantly ravaged by war and instability managed to become the opitomy of progress and civilisation and eventually rule the world . +I found out my 1st grader has been screwing a 12 year old I tell ya he's just like his dad +Please check out my add on this singles site and if you are interested send me a e-mail with your photo and I will get back to you. redbarron +We should give candy to the depressed, They’d make great piñatas. +You should know this! You're Asian! +recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by . i 've done the maths . i am immortal . +Woman Attempts to Rescue First Date from Embarrassment of Non-Flushing Toilet... By Flinging Poo Out of the Window —Ace is that Austrailian for 'A KEEPER''? +somebody is speeding down , speeding down , speeding down . somebody is speeding down , my fair lane - y . +Any comment on this thread that isn't "men are pigs" is getting deleted for 'Derailment of the topic" +It's official the United States is a dictatorship.Trump and republicans do what they want,voting is null and void. +id like kids eventually. but not now. as for your sterlization. that is great. there really is no use for ppl to produce kids if they are wackos. being a nutjob is herditary . +@GaschoLisa @ashleyc1416jess @wagonerjeff78 @kharypayton @WalkingDead_AMC @mj_harley_quinn @AshleyPerkins89… https://t.co/1Lcwj1VDbR +WHY CAN'T I FINISH THIS ESSAY?!!?!! I NEED SOME FUCKING MOTIVATION +Why do Canadians like doggystyle so much? So they can both watch the Hockey game +@Arbogucci guys not supposed to get their ass sucked queer +Beta-orbiting will get you killed even as young as 12 +Every time I see that sad, depressing, impodent man, Mike McQueary I get pissed off inside. Using a child molester to get millions from PSU. +how do you make childbirth easier for black women ? lure the little nigger out with a kfc bucket +Did you hear they finally found what causes sickle cell ? The chemicals on the back of food stamps. +What does the black man say when the woman he is having sex with screams? Keep screaming. It's not like anyone will ever hear you. +Verne Troyer cause of death released He committed suicide after taking 6 children's aspirin. +What is there to do except for to LDAR? +Do women hate incels or do we simply not exist at all? +What do you call a five year old who lost their virginity? An altar boy. +I don't think there's any difference between a Sunni and a Shia It was just a clerical error. +.@MillwallFC @DJMFC61 @JodieWoods95 And today will finally be the day @shaunywilliams6 scores for me! 😂😂 Come on Shaun! +Don't do a fucking Bournemouth and throw it away again. #LFC +Why do guys like dating black girls? You never have to meet their father. +i dont fucking care if u dislike/hate me, if u cant handle my personality then thats ur issue - not mine +It’s funny how many forms of Autism there are. When they all make them look the same. +Why are the orphans so worried about hurricane Florence? Like, what's the worst that could happen? They become homeless? +Just saw this fly by on my stats display a few times: tweetstats.hashtag.gamergate.mention.freebsdgirl.oc LOL NOPE +If killing someone else is homicide, and killing a bug is insecticide, what is killing yourself called? Public Service +I wake, reluctant Too cold to get out of bed but I have to pee +Why can't Roma/Gypsies play basketball? They are constantly traveling, albeit they're pretty good at stealing. +"Coworker- ""you're so positive and upbeat! You have such a great attitude!"" Me- *internally drowning in self-loathing* ""thanks""" +A black and white kid in first grade... Whose dick is bigger? Well, not the hung nigger. +i have seen the autopsy report on emily they did not look for rape becouse they knew what they would find , they went just for the murder charge not rape and murder becouse they knew it would be to much for the public to take . +What makes and ISIS joke funny? The execution +mental gymnastics +No is not bad and you should never lower your self to their level of self denial and blindness . +Man asks for legal advice after slapping his physically abusive girlfriend, comments section accuses him of beating his girlfriend +TwoXer Tries to Start SheforHe Movement, Gets a Very Predictable Response +I broke up with my Japanese gf the other day. Was pretty hard. Had to drop the bomb twice before she understood what I meant. +What's the most difficult part about a Jewish whale? Fitting her in the oven. +What’s the difference between a raisin and a pet? A raisin won’t get wet no matter how much you fuck it +I'm with you , Winnipeg has become a cesspool . +tfw everytime your oneitis is posting a story to instagram she is hoping her crush will text her and its not your incel self knowing this is killing me +do you think smoking increases your sex appeal to girls +i SUPPORTED my abuser at one fucking point in my life because you hope they change, truth is, they never do. +"Xxxtentacion fans are fucking crazy. Quoting Tumblr posts as ""proof""." +HAPPY 20th TO MY BFF 🌸 I miss you so much, and you know i always got love for you. stay blessed 🍗 @marissataylorTX https://t.co/KdzdgAyOwr +"RT @nanotechexec: My 1st Q: ""why can't you trillion dollar retards find & hit valid targets?"" Any bullshit answers lose a star on their uni…" +What do you call a muslim terrorist? A tautology. +Blackpill of the Day: Every Oneitis You've EVER had has Been Fucked by Other Men While You Rot +You can't watch the White House press briefing without thinking of a machine gun. +INFINITY WAR SPOILERS!!! ***Black Panther dies of starvation.*** +oscar pistorius has been sentenced to six years . all he wanted was a new bathroom door , but his girlfriend was dead against it . +Do you know if one denomination, perhaps Evangelical, is leading this Christian spiritual awakening? +If babies didn't cry then I wouldn't need a fleshlight +I like my beer like I like my women 8 weeks old and locked in my fridge +how can you tell if your sister has her period ? your father 's dick tastes like blood +how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb ? none they just beat the whole room when its black ! +Imagine a fucking giraffe running towards you. Truly one of the scariest things on Earth. +@CSLewisDaily I wish that quote was easy to accept for the depressed. Depression causes a chem imbalance in people to think the opposite. +the worst from of cheating is actually fucking somebody else +But @FrencHMonTanA you gonna follow up EVERYONE who speaks bad to/about you? That's a waste of time and energy +Please help my disabled veteran husband, father of three. +Why are there no black character in Smash? Oh wait... there is donkey kong +Can't even sleep in the fucking car because this mother fucker drives like a retard and pumps the breaks too hard +Damn school was crazy today whats going on with rhhs +There has NEVER been a girl who has come to this incredibly diverse subreddit, and helped a guy escape inceldom, but a single post from a 'lonely' female anywhere on reddit, ALWAYS results in a success story. +What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? The holocaust. +Thinking about victory with big tax cute but we don't Reconize the Obama administration's works this all could be what i called it for a band aid but then again it could be so that of the game of political insanity don't end it never be more or hold solution for us all draining the works of us all +i didn't take my medicine again and i've only eaten one proper meal over the past 3 days and i'm living +RETWEET PLEASE #Zayn #TaylorSwift “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” #Mashup @radiodisney #VideoLove Zayn +what was the last thing going through princess diana 's mind when she died ? glass . +Yeah bitch that's what I fucking thought. Kick rocks & lick trash.🙌🏼 +Remember when black girls out numbers in front of shit. "I'm 9 hungry" "You 7 stupid hoe" +how do you kill a redneck ? wait until he fucks his sister then cut the breaks to his house +I believe that Ireland needs a WN party and quite quickly after the amount of non whites that I seen while in Dublin . +im sure that dude has fucked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more boi hole than that +Governments around the world (and that includes the U.S.) are responsible for more civilian deaths than all of the private gun owners combined. +Sen. Cristina Castro: anxiety over immigration is felt by everyone including young schoolchildren. We need to pass TRUST now. #WelcomingIL +Ehh, there's a lot of mouths to feed ahead of him. Jordy, Cobb, Adams, Ty, Bennett. So he's like the 6th weapon. +sup bitches +Holy shit that SC lead story with @Lexi is insane.... #SnitchesGetStitches Who the fuck called in to complain about that mark.... +Halloween is over, and there was a lot less trick-or-treaters than I expected, so I'm left with a bunch of extras. If anyone needs razorblades, let me know. +the best thing about microwaving an owl . . s that you can maintain eye contact for the full five minutes . +RT @4WardSome4: All those feelings are fucking me up. +Just came across this post about the feminist concern that the current witch hunt will put men off giving females vital mentoring they need for career advancment. +Nice job! It turned out looking very modern. [...] Just a hint for any future woodworking projects you tackle. +RT @SelfMadee_YG: @1stBlocJeremiah wya bitch +Dehumanization as a Slogan: Auschwitz gate sign, “Work Makes You Free” Lenin’s Solovetsky sign, “Through Labor – Freedom!” British Kenya sign, “Labor & Freedom” ___________________ British murdered 20+X more than Hitler & 3+X more than Khazars Lenin-Stalin British = 150+ Million mass murdered +Why do you watch your interpreter so much in class? You should try harder to listen to the other students when we have discussions... it'll help improve your hearing, don't you think? +Watching @wadhwa claim that he never received financial compensation. Oh, sweets. We know this isn't how that works. #stopwadhwa2015 +It's quite clear you have no argument so you 're now trying to get me to bite with your Jewish nonsense . +@kieffer_jason bitch get the fuck off my tl what u mean +Hmm, so the SNES came out when you were 17. Well, I guess that still qualifies as "as a kid" if you were an early adopter. +I wish there was a documentary on Mel's Chili from Alice +I Hate how Being "Young" is an Excuse to Act Degenerate Shameful +Kinda wanna make a fake Chad tinder just to make dates and never show up Let the females feel a little bit of what we're feeling +The best part of a miscarriage? Finally some good fucking food. +"When I go on Maury, I want all my friend me cutting up saying ""Dass right sis, he know he that baby papi, yup,he lying, he know it"" 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♀️" +I've been watching Jenn for a while, deciding if it was worth saying anything. Her tweets are benign, but the *response* is not. +[LIFE FUEL] Typical woman acts like a typical woman, but this time she didn't get away with it +The lesbian student will probably find a jew lawyer and sue for violating her civil rights.That 's a common jew tactic . +/r/AskReddit discusses male reactions to illegitimate children ... labor & delivery nurses of reddit, how do the fathers react when the baby is obviously not theirs? +I like my women like i like my jokes Beaten to death +"now get the fuck off of my shit cause you're fucking sexist assuming since im a male i have to be a misogynist." +McCourt the brother of that lier who wrote that book full of lies is running on a gay anti war platform in New York.From a video of his speech the Limerick blogger has it on youtube . +The entire Trump Administration are just blatant liars. The truth is elusive with these people. Worst part, they know they're lying. +If we seriously end up with amnesty and no wall by the end of Trump's term I'm gonna have serious schadenfreude as Trump spirals into obscurity with the respect of no one lmao +What’s the difference between farm animals and my wife My wife was harder to get into the slaughterhouse +Too busy playing video games to deal with it. Blocked a bunch, I'll handle it later. <3 +almost 4 and my release is not here🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 fucking wanna go home +I'm 24 and I've never been on a date before +what 's the difference between a carpenter and a cop ? one builds shacks and the other shoots blacks . +How does it sound when gang-raping a babу? "Hear is one for daddy, here is one for our pastor, and here's another one for uncle Bill!" +From now on, when people ask me "why do you hate the Jews" I'm going to say "because of Star Wars 8." +How do you turn vegetables into fruit? Teach the special education kids about LGBT propaganda. +"Women are great, and funny, and amazing, and smarter than men" - Terry Crews +I would love to hear her do this song today . +I'm so excited about this. We're already doing some great things, and I can't wait until I'm able to tell you more. +"I heard my Step-Sister say to my brother, ""IT'S TOO HARD NOW"" and then moan. They must be studying very hard..." +im like this you speak to me I speak to youu , you mug me , i smile . if you hard enough you know what to do after that smile . 😏 +Was feeling good just awhile ago until it hit me outta nowhere absolutely feel like shit now going to rest up some hopefully tomorrow I can feel much better so I can welcome some of our new members +My truck is gonna be the death at me... been fucking around with it all day & it's still messed up +Hey followers, I'm back from a 2-week vacation and ready to call people sexist again. Thanks for sticking around. +greatamericandaily.com/bill-and-hillary-clinton-just-got-smacked-with-some-very-bad-news/ … Bill and Hillary Clinton are finally going to be held accountable. +Son: How do I get an STD? Mum: Go to the brothel and ask your father +What is Hitler's Favorite Drink? Concentrated orange Jews +Some jerk laughed at my cock. Let's see how he likes it when I cock the glock. +JUST IN: U.S. Supreme Court dismisses Maryland case challenging President Trump’s travel ban. +What is the good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family-sized +My girlfriend broke up with me so I broke her wheelchair. Guess who came back crawling? +Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds. +What has 2 legs but can't walk? An abortion. +Is English your second language? +I wanted to shoot my school, but my mom said no.. That's part of the reason I'm no longer homeschooled ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ +Rape is not funny Unless you're being raped by a clown +that pepsi ad tho... how tone deaf can you be, how fucking embarrassing +@HilareeJay lemme find out you twitter beefin with hoes +once the caribbean area is included,which we could afford n absorb easily between us,our tourism/buisness would help them up as well +I'm just so fucked off with everything and everyone +I LOVE YOU, fuck the world, life's too short to be cowardice in the face of it all. Lock your gaze into mind and get lost within my universe +Picked up 1st win today vs Atlantic City. Dan Wright shot a match low 38 (+4). Tim Wright(39) Josh DeMaio(39) and Jack Beck(40) also scored. +I hope Triple H retire before I have kids so they don't see me cry like a big baby smh #ThankYouTaker #Wrestlemania +I really hate how stupid UNF is all the fucking time :-)) +This is like saying that during the plague in Europe that they need to shift their focus off the ... well , the plague . +what 's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period ? getting your palms red at the same time . +I'm fucking sick of people telling me what to do with my life... it's my life I'll figure it out myself. +How do you stop a baby from choking? Pull your cock out of its mouth +with trump gaining momentum , the biggest dick ever might enter the white house . . ince michelle obama 's . +Would you like to try African food? yeah, so would they. +Work is deffo not the one in this fucking weather 😩😭 +Stop using the word "redskin(s)". +That bitch don't wanna be friends, ay I gave her dick, she got mad, ay 🎶 +it is down to the EU.we have no say anymore on any piece of scum coming into the country as long as they have an EU passport +The femoid hamster hard at work trying to explain away blatant femoid attention whoring following the Vegas shooting +My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl in the class wank him off. I said ‘son that’s the 3rd school this year!’ ‘Maybe teaching isn’t for you’ +If normal people go to highly populated places to make an analysis... Do cripples go to the road to get their paralysis? +The Same Pally she formed a Bond with Asked Her to Recite Nigerian National Anthem n she was Vexing. Interesting! #BBNaija! #Efe4TheOwojoor! +How many kittens does it take to paint a garage? Depends on how hard you throw them. +What was Kavanaugh's biggest mistake? Not giving Christine Ford her 5 dollars. +today i obtained this article. gene kerrigan looks non white. it 's nice to see the indo refering to my st. bridgets cross/celtic cross/sunwheel designs ! +What did the black father say to his newborn son? Peace out lil homie +I'm going to just punch myself in the head now I want to feel better. +girl you so hot i 'd plow my truck into you . +Again, awesome show as usual, @agustus get some rest and aloe! +What is round and hates jews? ....the earth +got told i dress like a 'stereotypical lesbian' today - perhaps this is why i don't have a boyfriend atm?? idc still lmao +Hey girl is your name Sandy? because I want to shoot some kids inside you...also you look like a Hooker i know what the ladies like to hear B) +I did everything except trust these hoes +Just two of eight First Round matchups are set entering the final weekend of the regular season: MTL vs. NYR and PIT vs. CBJ. #StanleyCup +how do you stop a baby from spinning ? you turn off the microwave . +I made bread today tfw no qt gf to share your bread with tfw no qt gf to put flour in your hair playfully while making it feels fucking bad man +If height and penis size didn't matter than name one mountain in the Himalayas other than Everest +I HATE WHEN NIGGAS PULL OUT GUNS AND DONT BUSS SHIT!!! #STOPPUMPFAKING2k17 +If you want to be a stud later, you have to be a pud now. - Christopher Sommer #fitness #fitfam #quote +@iTakeOverTLs home of that one hoe Katrina +Any #NCAT21 GC got any space for my crazy ass 🗣🤷🏽‍♀️ +There are a crap load of people from so cal and a whole bunch just went to a show last weekend . +What distinguishes Nazis from Jews? The gas chamber wall. Edit: Credits to u/Madandworthless +.@narinderminhas His sympathetic approach to people, but frank assessment of the dark side of Britain is very appropriate. +Contrary to popular belief , Trumps base has grown by 4.3 % OAN. +Would love to see Julian Assange to finally expose obama administration get it all over with +Heard this one from a homeless guy tonight What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of the window +🔵Of all my #BBA family and voting SQUARD, only one is voting for the other one. I know She's reading this and smiling.. +You're a depressed female when... - when you only get 50 thousand instagram likes while your friend gets 100 thousand - when you go 2 weeks without Chad fucking you - when your Iphone runs out of battery - when none of your Tinder matches is a 6'4" model - when nobody takes your Gender Studies degree seriously +after knocking down a kid with my car , my wife told me to turn myself into the police . so i bought a uniform and started shooting black people . +What do those pictures have to do with 27 framers of the US Constitution including George Washington , James Madison and Benjamin Franklin being non-Jewish Freemasons ? +I just wanna hug Jack Gilinsky and have him squeeze me tight and rest his chin on the top of my head bc it will make me the happiest girl +What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. +r/Truceles is quarantined - please announce your presence on this sub on this thread Please do so, old-timers +My mother told me on her death bed that it's never too late for an abortion To this day my grandmother is still on the run. +Accuse leftists who praise Nordic countries for their wonderful "Scandinavian socialist system" of being White Nationalists. +What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza PLEASE STOP WITH THE REPOSTS +Why is an actual cuck trying to give us advice? +Do you know why you can’t find a black faced smiley ? It’s because black people are not allowed to have emotions . +If you have insurance, you have a HDHP (high deductible health plan) and an HSA (which you don't have money in). +Unfortunately, she will find it very difficult to make a living as a historian if he does n't bow down and do reverence to the Holahoax religion . +How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her face. +"Find someone who don't call there so called ""girlfriend"" A hoe, a slut, stupid ass and etc." +Reminder that no matter how good of a person a particular female is, Oxytocin still floods her brain at the sight of a massive Chad hammerfisting an Incel's skull into the ground The same chemical that is released in your brain at the sight of an adorable puppy is released into the brain of a female as a Chad steps on your neck after suplexing you onto the ground +Stop fucking parking in front of the swim complex!!!! Niggas can't get out cause of yall +I need to figure out a better grinding spot. Stofler is actually really good but almost fucking nobody goes there. +Thought I was gonna give up my music collection, honouring today's topic, but this #mytop10 made me think twice. No can't do. @tboseZA +We're creating tools and resources for individuals. We're working directly with companies on developer policies to make this a reality. +Why is the holocaust the only thing in history that cannot be questioned without people flipping the fuck out? +Are wider #tyres really faster? - @cyclingweekly https://t.co/vUBilOftNT #cycling https://t.co/A0SeSnYEC8 +It's crazy how much you can love someone and they just leave you like your nothing.. I just don't understand.. +My girlfriend broke up with mr, so i stole the wheelchair Guess who came crawling back +What's the best part about fucking 21 year olds? You get to fuck 20 of them. +still got a hoes tho.. +Congratulations Jordan Spieth, winner of the British Open! +Discussing a previous meeting that happened earlier that day, where a woman brought up plans that she and her partner would take a vacation. Co-worker 1:: It was good, until she brought up her girlfriend. Co-worker 2:: Yeah, why did she have to bring that up? Co-worker 3:: Yeah, she sounds kinky. Made me feel frustrated, angry. +Sadly that is what happens when you dumb down a society and make everything sexual.Not even innocent animals are out of the question for these sickos . +Why did I agree to go out & make errands with my annoying ass mom +S/o to dat bitch ass nigga in Alabama who wanna kill me #GoodLucc +I thought you said you were a virgin? +TwoX has an joined up discussion of Feminists and Rotherham +What did the Pulse Nightclub shooter say to the bartender? Free shots for everyone! +Self hatred is natural for us Normies who tell us to stop hating ourselves do not understand that sometimes it is only natural. +How old were you when you realized that you're pretty much fucked? +Some ppl needa stop calling my phone thinking it's okay to talk about pointless things. Yo I'm tryin to work on myself leave me alone thanks +The wicked man earns deceptive wages, but he who sows righteousness reaps a sure reward. -Proverbs 11:18 M.C.A mavuria stephen +I am locked out of posting on Twitter for the next 7 days so you'll see me on here more frequently. +.@abnormalcybias @manishlimbu532 Well, what differentiated it was they knew the number of rape complaints that recanted. Most only count... +Man I hate when a nigga cock blocking at the function , I'm tryna get laid tonight .! +Good to see Anibal Sanchez is already in midseason form...... 3 2/3 innings pitched, 5 hits, 5 runs, 2 walks, 4 K's, HR +Sometimes I think I should listen to everybody & not my heart but I'll probably listen to it anyways +"""We should be thinking Christianly & cheerfully about everything. We ought to be most perceptive, most joyful people around."" @OsGuinness" +Why were the twin towers mad at the pizza store? They ordered 2 medium pepperoni but got 2 large planes +Why did the British get their slaves from Nigeria? You get pizza from a pizzeria so what do you get from there? +What do you call a little child that has no arms and no legs Names +What do you call an angry white guy? A firecracker. +RT @DavidFurstNYT: Today's Pano-8 spread in the print @nytimes of the desperate Road to Nowhere in Niger - https://t.co/UkfKN8N57T https://… +What do you call having sex with your mother and your twin sisters. 2 in 1 +....but....if...i....do....that.....shit....its.....not....ok....but...its..OK...if..YIU FUCKING DO IT +I first shaved my head when I was 12 ( i 'm 19 now ) but I did it because I hate combing my hair . +You know the head good when it feel like she has a pussy stuffed down her throat +Can i be the 7,710??? PLEASEEEE??? PLEASEEEE @NewHopeClub PRETTY PLEASEEEE???🙏🙏🙏😭 https://t.co/CQNyts0zcs +I hate when people get mad at little/stupid stuff. Shits annoying +If you sucked Harvey winestine dick for a movie roll, that's not sexual harassment it's prostitution. +Mohammed and Ahmed are in a car. Whose driving? The police. +if the roof of my mouth is still swollen in a few days, do you think it'd be okay to ask my dentist to take my pallet off now? +A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. +@WebAntOnYT btw Jim crow laws were supported by democrats not republicans and MLK was a republican #Fact +As a bike fan sad we didn't see the end of the scrap but as a Johnny fan get fucking in there 5 for 5 +I love faggots!!! Absolutely love them, especially the ones that can dress to the tea 😍😍💁 +FUCKING AINSLEY HARRIOT IS THIS CAR IS THIS CAR IS SOOOOOOOO FREEEESH, ITS SOOOOOOOOOOO DOPE +Still downtown with these bitches. +what 's the difference between jam and jelly ? i do n't jelly my cock down a bitches throat . +"RT @bad_dominicana: ppl are seaux goddamn ableist about skin conditions. ""just scrub & take care of it u dirty bitch"" is your answer to eve…" +Shower rod that hoe http://t.co/TdZXBl6Isf +"You really don't have to DM a guy first, as a woman you just have to hit him with a few ""my DMs are open"" like tweets & he'll follow suit" +going against an unpopular president, governor of california, both divorced. he's got the charisma, and scandals don't mean much anymore. +"""Oh I know him. He's that pretty white boy."" Never stop referring to me as the pretty one. Lmao my ego will never be satisfied." +how can you tell if time is being reversed ? if you look outside and see a jew putting a coin on the ground . +Why does my neighbor has a fucking machete in his car? +a week into uni I wanna drop out already my dull incel mind is too underdeveloped for this shit +"""stop fanning yourself. you look like a shrinking violet from the south. 'oh dear! i'm lindsay graham and i need my smelling salts!'""- mom" +"So then she says ""listen you little punk"" &without missing a beat I reply ""oh actually my name is Eric."" The look on her face after that..." +Another once great US city that is now ruined by you know who 's .. +@darthdanaa Yes you do retard. +So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there +how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit ? nine months +what separates human from animal ? the mediterranean sea . +I feel bad for some of you hoes mamas! They did not raise u to be the hoe you are today!! 🤦🏾‍♀️ +I am going to name my kid "It" That way, when people ask," how's It hanging?", I can say," good!" +Give a bitch 2 or 3 pumps & that's it. +I've just been reading through quite a few of them and I 'm pleased to say there seems to be quite a degree of support . +What’s the difference between Caucasians and Asians? Caucasians have cauc +Stephen King: Because You Have Blocked Me From Your Twitter Timeline, Donald Trump, I Hereby Block You From Seeing My Horrible, Horrible Movies —Ace +Why are clocks better than black people? Because they have a job and keep their hands where they belong +What is the REAL difference between a jew and a pizza? You can sell a pizza fresh out of the oven, but all the crispy jew is good for is a warm fleshlight... +I'm interested - know of any decent retailers for vintage watches? +There's no popcorn in Popcorn Shrimp so don't even bother with the hash browns +ion care who my niggas date b if the bitch make you happy and you cool with her then do you +i wish my daughter would divorce her nigger husband and marry a picnic table it does a much better job of supporting a family of five +This place is nothing but a zoo for those better than us to be entertained by We are nothing but a freakshow to normies who laugh at us and find our suffering hilarious +Sick to shit of missed chances and fucking draws. Badly need to get a ruthless striker in the summer +Wieghtlifting and martial arts , I used to fish a hell of a lot when I was younger with my grandfather aswell as going shooting - need to get back to it ... +Congratulations to #Princeharry you've won the mystery (meat) prize! +Warning from /r/medicine for providing factual information about circumcision, threatened with future permanent removal. +when i heard 13 Monkeys had died in a Fire - i thought there'd been another Grenfell.. +What car did the suicide bomber choose for his mission? A Toyota Corallah +Katz got drafted for the NFL too bad he only trained for getting drafted by the Army +This song may be for basic bitches but it's such a mood boost +Massive thanks to my sponsor Ross Koppel from @secondsout_ for once again sorting me out with some great equipment #boxing #Edinburgh +I want food.Not just any food.I want meat.Not just any meat.I want a 32 ounce Porterhouse steak.Cooked medium rare with blood dripping out onto my beautiful white plate...With 3 dozen raw ones on the half shell & a large order of Mcdonalds fries. +THEN they moved to another spot to pray and she followed them, yelled, then proceeded to call the police when they ignored her. +Respectful relationship program criticising fairy tales in schools cause of stereotyping genders #LeftLunacy taking the piss @RossCameron4 +What do you do when you see a classroom full of dead kids A: reload B: necrophilia +Bisexual? Should be 'trysexual'. They'll try anything as long as it feels good, you know? It's like, where does it end? Just stick to one, either men or women. One second it's men, then it's both, then it's animals and children. +"@krnpalmer @COLRICHARDKEMP @realDonaldTrump Aye, but a so called ""red line"" not acted upon undermines the power of the US" +My head is heavy but my eyes still wanna watch 😣 at this point I kinda like the match with Kyrgios more +this month is always so bittersweet. gotta watch all these fakes post about how much they loved Kristen.. but also, 4/20 🤙🏼 +What's the difference between a playground and black rapper's song? Monkey bars versus a monkey's bars +Why did the monkey hang from the tree It was 1950 +most woman say once you go black you never go back . good ! i do n't want any of them filthy bitches giving me aids +Why cant orphans play baseball Because they dont know where home is +Migrants living in fear after racist bomb attack on Poles - Northern Ireland , Local & National - Belfasttelegraph.co.uk They 're threatening to leave , we 're doomed !!! +Niggas be wanting bitches with money ..but be broke as dirt 😂😂😂👎👎👎✌️ +Ben Shapiro is a worthless virtue signalling piece of shit. +Kids are scroungers. From day one it’s all me, me, me. Feed me Clothe me Pay for my chemotherapy. +I don't get it. How do you believe something that's so WRONG? +"RT @_CreativeSouls: *idiot *you RT @KyreeKeepsIt100: ""@_CreativeSouls: kyree you're a idiot get out my mentions."" its *aN idiot. not a idti…" +Tolentino kay Javier: Do you think being environmentalists is just limited to things we recycle? #Tagisan2017 #USTHalalan2017 +RT @JoeBudden: It’s so unfair that the hoes get to dress up as hoes for Halloween. +The political left has become a secular socialist machine with no heart, no soul, no conscience and no brains. +After my wife gave birth to my daughter i asked the doctors how long it would be before we could have sex. The doctor told me I probably wouldnt be able to fit the whole thing in until she was about 10 +Me: *trying to figure out a name for that robot pin bc I might as well submit it to Curio Mill* Brain: Third Eye Evil Eye or Talisman Friend +What does Santa Claus do the opposite way of the jews? Travelling through chimney +bitch bitch what is the case easy and over it's call put these fucking losers in submission and let them choose lie or shut the fuck up each time they are ask any questions I mean dad is that what you need I don't need a dad to deal with all my issues 😎 but it clear you want mommy for it over with. +CHECK YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNTS, TWEETS ARE GETTING ZERO IMPRESSIONS/INTERACTIONS DEEP CENSORSHIP/SHADOWBAN OCCURRING RIGHT NOW +A dear friend of mine just got diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and asked for jokes, the darker the better. What are your funniest jokes about ms? (X-post from askreddit) +Yes, I have very rarely seen Scandinavian-looking people with brown eyes . +I think we should just leave all the anti vaxxers alone At least they can’t train a new generation of dumb cunts +This sub was featured in Pewdiepies video Look at his latest video on Rick and Morty timestamp 4.19 +Why do normal kids envy Jewish kids? Jewish kids get to sleep in bunk beds +Test all things, and hold firmly that which is good. Abstain from every form of evil. 1 Thes 5:21-22 Sounds so simple, but do we do it?💭🤔 +Why are jews so hot? Because they're fresh out of the oven. +It's become a regular thing for me to watch the Great British Baking Show while I sew. I'm geriatric +April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Throughout this month, the Women's Resource Center will be hosting events…… https://t.co/NyuOg8MQW4 +Seeking any good single Woman in the Fox Valley area for some conversation and maybe some romance . +thread about knajidd11 admitting to raping someone; he still gets compliments on his looks +Thinking or concluding that a particular length and breadth is what determines her pleasure is VERY WRONG. #IntimateThursday +Niggas wifing hoes & ugly bitches 😂😂😂😂 I get on Facebook just to remind myself I'm doing fine +@RoachBug323 BITCH DONT FUCKING DISS THESE NIRVANA COOKIES +Best medication to reduce obsession with wanting a girlfriend/intimacy? +This KILLS productivity. There is no way a junior PI can afford to be so choosy. It would be idiotic to refuse a good-enough trainee. +Want to cry cause of the girls at La fitness ... Imma bitch +why can’t orphans play baseball? because they don’t know where home is. +With all due respects to our UK posters , many of the problems we are experiencing today is the result of British meddling . +I'll come home with my mail open sometimes but when I tell my mom to open it she be frontin like that's not her steelo 👎🏾 gurl boo +Some of the handicapped people I've met are so funny. Shame they can't do stand-up comedy, though. +I've never had a Twinkie. +To reiterate, some gater thought they found a way to exploit the block system and make themselves unblockable by changing their email 4x. +Competing with Chad is like fighting the final boss in a Dark Souls game And you used a cheat, so you're still level one. +I do all the work, she's here for your entertainment. +YouTube - Odysseus ' Way by Dr. William L. Pierce ( Part 1 of 3 ) YouTube - Odysseus ' Way by Dr. William L. Pierce ( Part 2 of 3 ) YouTube - Odysseus ' Way by Dr. William L. Pierce ( Part 3 of 3 ) +Going live on Infowars in about 10 minutes or so, tune in! +Wife completely gives up on trying, doesn't believe you have to when you get married; reason number 349 not to get married! +“Government is not a solution to our problem government is the problem.” ― Ronald Reagan +i agree these people are full of themselves . . . and i am white nothing is wrong with a different skin color white people are not better than anyone else +Christian Brothers And Sisters We Should Try To Extend A Olive Branch With Our Islamic Brothers And Sisters And Build A Coalition To Eradicate Jews Hey It Doesn't Hurt To Dream Big +.....and I'm sure most of you know what I'm talking about. AG Sessions needs to appoint a special prosecutor, LOCK UP #Rice #DRAINTHESWAMP +Lightskins be like RT @TheOnlyCorae: Y'all got me fuck up I'm dicking down them young #PV18 bitches for there refund check I got to pay rent +So FUCK ROBERT A DOUGLASS +Mansplain This - get the answers to your questions mansplained • /r/MansplainThis +Haha! You look like my girl did last night when I was done with her! +Sneaky hoes http://t.co/YPqpMdpfGg +1st video , there are more non-whites than just the black girl 2nd video the white guy and asian girl both wear red shirts to create that subconscious association . +what toy did the children want at mcdonalds? the sea man +AND ESPECIALLY FUCK TIGGER AND THIS STUPID JUMPING GAME +Life Fuel: Ugly Fat Currycel Gets a Decent Girl +Niggas be so dehydrated if I wanted my pussy ate everyday for the rest of this year it would happen +How long does it take for a black woman to take a dump? Nine months. +I hate to tell y'all: a lot of Arabs praying for US intervention in #Syria is low-key anti-Shiism. Not always, but its a thing. +I don't get why I get so much criticism for dating a guy 19 year old because I am 30 We've been dating for 5 years and people still ridicule our relationship +What should demi lovato's real name be? Demi Highvato +CASH GAME UPDATE: 6 x £1/£2 NLH 6th April at 7pm Live Satellite into #MegaStack event £30 - 4 Seats GTD, 5k starting stack #PSLive +Follow Up Action Opportunity: Urge the United Nations Office on High Commissioner for Civil Rights to Investigate misuse of anti-psychotic medications for foster care children in the United States +Spiders are like black people Not all of them are dangerous, but since they all look the same to me, I don’t want any of them in my house +My obsession with my appearance magnifies and multiplies with each passing hour. +Lenin's girlfriend asked him to treat her like a princess He agreed and had her shot. +If Africa ever had another major earthquake... ...all the help they would receive from other counties would actually advance their technology. +the invention of condom long ago the middle east invented the condom by using the intestines of goats and sheep . a hundred years later the english improved the concept by removing the intestines from the animal first . +Thank you to all the people who 've responded here , and to those of you who 've sent me PM 's about it . +Legit anime question For DBZ who is more incel: Yamcha who acted tough but was a weak Fuck and legitimately got cucked via an alien monkey prince, OR, krillin who was short and bald who ended up fucking a robot +there ’s one thing that ’s ironic about the south lawn of the white house … the fact that nobody has burned a cross in it in the past years . +It's been exactly 24 hours since the Ultimate Blackpill Normies are finally blackpilled. +Did you know Hellen Keller had a pool? Neither did she. +On god I ain't never wanna plex with lil bro them at all I ain't scared to squabble nobody I just refuse to fight a nigga I had love 4 💯 +Looking at your guys situation makes me realise how lucky I am that my high school is 100 % white however even in my remote countryside community there are more and more black 's moving into the area , and their kids . +You're being a woman! +.@ycombinator @notationcapital @JesseDraper 8/ Win-Win-Win: independent merchants; owners of unused storefronts; and Bulletin. +what does a black guy have in common with a bicycle ? they both only work while wearing chains . +#Dagga....mxm this is #LIFE #EXPECTTHEUNEXPECTED Smoke until................... ................................I DONT KNOW +Women are like parking spots Usually the best ones are taken so when no one is looking, stick it to the disable one. +What would minesweeper in real life be like? There would be a ring of 1s around every Muslim. +Most black guys aren't slaying shit unless they're top 5% - just like any other race Can we please put this BBC meme to rest? +Why do white guys love being so edgy? They're able to slit their wrist much easier anytime they seek attention +Barça in Liga have always scored in their games against Sevilla (seven games) & Lucho's won every single home game against them (W3). [opta] +"This guy really just said ""I have a safe amount of black friends"" tf is that supposed to mean sir ?!" +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/pope-francis-secret-plan-kim-jong-un/ … Will Pope Francis’ plan fail like all the past agreements between the West and North Korea? +RT @STROCORLEONE @ThoughtsOfRandy @Yummys_World all deze hoes got past demons in em... YOLO nigga lol + Hahahahaha +Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him and he had no body to sleep with. +This just makes me so tired. @SammySharples I'm not sexist but women comedians aren't funny at all #EndOf #CaseClosed +WHITE guy murders asian student days before her wedding . +We are literally talking bout masturbation and sex all night I hate these fuckers +Like this post Or I’ll snap the neck of every white child because BLACK LIVES MATTER +I from the dirty and I make it rain 🤦🏾‍♀️ damn that's muddy +What music do yall listen to I think I might be onto something here, post stuff that u listen to here +We use to sneak up on them cats back in wood hollow and ceelo ranch and Toss they ass in the pool lil bitches +Grizzlies can't beat a team that's trying to freaking tank! So damn pathetic! +I had two exams and had to choose 1 or the other to study for and the 1 I didn't study for I passed with an 81 🎉 +"""If you dont fuck with me you're a stupid dumb idiot.""" +And if you think reverse sexism is a thing, or that sexism towards men is more than a shit unicorn in a bay of diarrhea I need you to gtfo +Whats the diffrence of a phycial gram phaser test and suicidal bombing? One of them can make you lose alot of fat in a second. +don't hit me up asking for drugs or asking if i want to do drugs with you...i fucking don't. +My first post on gab on the recommendation of @ianmfish +Why is there never going to be a nuclear war with North Korea? We got anime the last time we nuked an asian country. +"RT @__PureRayne: When your cycle is coming and you try to keep your ""crazy bitch side"" in a cage 🙄" +I'd also like to note that I'd like to stay as close to Naomi as possible, considering the fact that I'm plotting to take my property back. +Future #Preservation : #Humans upload to Permanence Clouds. Ai enhanced with Nano-Fluidetics to mimic character traits. #Live4ever #immortal +Like, we've all got our own shit happening, but we've got to do better. +I have to go to court for yelling n1gg3r in public If I am tried by a black judge I would be fuc...... Oh wait you need a university degree +Hooomygawd 😩😭 Imma Be Fucked Up On Easter Sunday After #Project1KVol2 +🇺🇸🇺🇸They don't call em commander in chief for nothing. He makes the call when everyone else is acting like a pussy 🇺🇸🇺🇸 +what 's the difference between a fag and a refrigerator ? what 's the difference between a fag and a refrigerator ? a refrigerator does n't fart in your face when you take your meat out . +Havin anotha can obama coffee obama swimmin twice today for Christmas! +Why is it when 10 muslims murder hundreds of whites, shitlibs say we need a greater dialogue with muslims so they don't feel alienated... but when 1 half jew tries to escape a violent communist mob & accidentally kills a walrus blocking traffic, they deplatform every single last pro-white advocate? +What’s the difference between a 4 year old and a cucumber? One is used for self pleasure, and the other is a cucumber. +You are UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY!!! [...] We all ugly +took my black girlfriend shopping for sheets today . i wanted silk , but she picked cotton . +LIFE FUEL: There is an entire subreddit, dead bedrooms, where betas and femoids go to complain about their cheating, high N count partners not fucking them. +Yeah, there's this Chinese girl in my dorm. She said her name's Sarah - I don't know what her REAL name is, though. +What an awful thing to say. If a man is raped by a woman it is a legal issue. [...] I get this isn't a support group but it is a men's issue. +i predict china gets tired of losing money and sells hollywood to north korea-- +The Nazis may be hated, but we must admit, they contributed a lot to the Jewish music industry. Mainly the first guys to make 1,200 beats per minute and a smooth, gassy, sound. +why wo n't jada pinkett smith and spike lee be at the oscars this year ? because they 're shitty actors +I will NEVER understand why my mom stays with my fucking dad. +Take one of the scandinavian flags , and change the color from blue and yellow ( Sweden as an example ) and turn it to green and yellow. lol , it might be decent +"@damienredicamn1 @verysmallanna Wow that's one hell of a craven ""buy our shit because uhhh it's a symbol actually""" +How many blacks does it take to pave a road? Depends how thin you slice them +How would you guys feel about an Obi-Wan standalone film about him between the end of episode 3 and beginning of episode 4? +Bitch bitch bitch +Harvard Scientist say hair is the thinnest thing in the world Well they havent seen the Mongolian child in my basement +If I kill myself, the entire female gender should be charged with first degree murder +Life isnt fair Genetics are a roll of the dice, if you're reading this post that means you lost it You lost, this means you have zero value as a human to anyone, but Chad will still die someday anyways, so what difference does it make if your life is miserable, it doesnt fucking matter, life is just an endless cycle of meaningless coping anyways +I've never cried over anyone until now this man has me fucked up. +#SchumerShutdown Amnesty First: Schumer Rejects McConnell’s Proposal for a 3-Week Budget With an Immigration Debate +On claims of Misogyny-- Why not cut the beast off at the head, by asking simply: "Excuse me; how is the subject or stance at hand indicative of HATRED towards women?" +I think people get too used to things. Like something so exciting gets dulled with time, how sad is that? +We should attach a non-nuclear warhead to an ICBM and target the only house in North Korea with lights on at night. +Great image of the Jew as a poisonous mushroom . +If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today? #ThoughtForTheDay +The first episode of "Black Mirror" centers around the British Prime Minister having sex with a pig. I feel bad for the PM. I wouldn't want to be forced to fuck Theresa May either. +#CityNews Birmingham offers two prime locations for a new Channel 4 headquarters https://t.co/dKWhEXUBKA +I wanted ice cream so I made myself try on a bathing suit first. Super effective. #hateyourselfskinny #thatshowitworksright? +anyone here made a fake female tinder profile what is the competiton like for men, how frequent are chads +What do you call illegal immigrants in America? Mexian-Americans +why do n't sharks eat black people ? they think it 's whale shit . +"@Anoushae_ ""Vegetarian"" ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride!" +what do you call an abortion vacuum ? a womb - ba +So then what's the goal for Mens Rights in regards to feminism? If they don't dislike all of it, why are they constantly blaming ALL of it rather than a say: a specific wave or sub-set ideology such as radical feminism? +I can come..... fck nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! I could..... fck noooooo!!!!! Can you... fckkk to da noooo!!!! +Hey i live over in smithfield. i lived in newport news off jefferson and mercury . +Talamabout going to dates with your filters. No wonder that nigga was disappointed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +Bitch I'm Michael Jackson dangerous, I got yes Julz in my bracelet. +my wife has recently decided to try her hand at cooking and today handed me one of her freshly baked cookies , " now be brutally honest . " she smiled , " i 'm open to criticism . " i said , " they 're quite nice , you fat cunt . " +So in the show 'To Catch A Pedator' men are always baited into these houses and arrested, which is good, but how come it's only men as predators and no women. +I help run a small group to help wrongly imprisoned boys in Africa, AMA. +Snoop with the hoes 😂😂😂 +I'm happy that I get to see B but I'm not overly excited. It'll be good to catch up but in the back of my mind I know I've moved on. +Wonder if the New York mayor who ditched a police shooting to go "protest" in Europe was wearing a mask...he's criminally ignorant... +Williamsburg County School District will have a 2-hour delay for students today. Staff members asked to report at 9 a.m. #scnews +Buy 1 get 1 free >>> Lucky for me I haven't been doing much shopping unless you count going to sonic +Share if you would donate a brick or two to help build that big, beautiful wall! +Fucked all of y'all bitches so they parties don't invite me +how do you spot a jewish paedophile in thailand ? he 's the one who brings his own kids . +Rather "rape-y" these Hollywood Liberals I must say. +why did i cheat on my girlfriend ? because fuck you ! sorry , i 'm bad at being mean . i 'm white . +If anyone blames cooper for tonight's defeat is an idiot +Rns it ain't feel rite watching the bambaata scenes, the whole time I was looking 4 Poppy and B. Stinger #RealNiggaz +Perhaps it may be the gayest big city , but take a look to Sitges , in Spain . +my girlfriend is like a raindrop Small, wet, and hasn't been on the earth very long +OH MY FUCKING GOD EARL SWEATSHIRT AND DANNY BROWN ARE GOING TO PERFORM IN DUBAI BUT THE EVENT IS 21+ FUCK MY LIFE +Sometimes I wanna treat people how they treat me. But then I remember that an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. So I try to be better +here is someone who in a round about way supports your argument and you tear them to bits. do you know what you believe in or not ? +Doctor:: Do you have any kids? Me:: Nope no kids. Doctor:: No kids? Me:: No, I don't have any kids. The new (non-Native) doctor at my tribal clinic at a routine physical. I'm a 19 year old Native American female. May 2011, at a tribal clinic at a routine physical. It made me feel as if all Native girls, myself included, are expected to get pregnant at a young age. +why do men die before their wives ? because they want to . +I would n't say I 'm looking at things too literally . +Don’t you just hate it... when I slipped isn’t a valid excuse in court for releasing a plague that killed off an entire country? +James needs our help someone start a go fund me page so we can help his legal battle against these Islamic Google bastards +I don't have no type .. Bad bitches is the only thing I like !! +what do you call a korean guy walking his pet dog down the street ? a vegetarian . +I SPENT ALL THE SHOW SCREAMING AT BENJI AND THE BITCH KEPT IGNORING ME BUT AT THE END HE FINALLY LOOKED AT ME BC I SHOUTED NO REALLY LOUD +Major Blackpills Dropping in Stranger Things 2 I counted 2 betabucks. +What did the blind kid do when he found out he was black? He shot himself +If you don't like how someone makes their money look the other fuckin way stop bashing others for living their lives the way they want to +So boring. @CrossMagic I'm not sexist. But women should not drive. Ever. +What do Jews and half of the Marvel Universe have in common? Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good... +"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral. +What’s the best thing about having Casey Anthony as a girlfriend? You never have to worry about having kids. +anujsx75 Thanks for sharing the details. However, we would request you to delete the same & DM us for privacy purposes. - Kevin +Wow, you eat so healthy! +India under Modi is actively pushing Hindu culture by criminalizing slaughter of cow. Its direct attack on Muslim culture. #NoToAkhundBharat +what s the difference between a feminist and a hockey player ? a hockey player showers after periods . +Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature. Nice weekend +"realDonaldTrump: The failing nytimes finally gets it - ""In places where no insurance company offers plans, there will be no way for ObamaCa…" +What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke. +Then how come the only ones they arrested in connection with those attacks were active FSB agents ? +I'm at the Doctor's and I Just had to Fill Out a Form About Sexual History It was a degrading experience. +I hear that and I have heard of using Wasp spray . +1) Anybody who tells you with certainty they know the right thing to do in Syria is not to be trusted. +You ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, you're part of the problem? u/N8TheGr8 +Whoever owns the rights to 1984 is making a killing off if idiots +these hoes be lying to us nigga +"@laziestmind Looking at him as if he is a dummy. ""That is not tea. /That/ is disgusting."" Thinks he /is/ a dummy. Definitely." +Yup, after they get married , some still work and get the idiots to bring over their husbands under the guise of `` family members '' . +If femcunts are REPULSED by my FACE, how will the GYM save me, normtards? +.@NancyOsborne180 @coopmike48 @BadassTeachersA @UnitedOptOut And then there was the 8th grade MCAS recipes for eating dog and horse meat! +messed up part is no one even noticed the glorification of light skin ppl & disappearance of dark skin ppl in media at first. +Bill Clinton is worse than Harvey Weinstein... and Hillary knew about both. +Two huge names call for the repeal of the 17th Amendment:www.cosaction.com +what's all the useless skin around a vagina? a woman +18 degrees of sunshine in Amsterdam it is fucking beautifullllll +High school is like Fortnite... You get off the bus and try to kill everyone in sight. +"Feminist males" as feminists call them, support a rape center for men, that erases female rapists and their victims. +A group of crows is called a "murder" A group of retarded faggits is called "twitter" 😎 +What is the furthest everyone has got with a woman? +Here's a hilarious joke! Women's rights. +"@EveEndor I've often wondered about the insistence of some that they ""pass well"", and you know they absolutely do not by any means ""pass""." +Drinking wine on National Beer Day...cause I'm a fucking rebel. I also have no beer... +in capitalist america . you do n't make money , money makes you . +I've cracked the code: LEFT: "soy boys" RIGHT: "cave men" I'd rather be labeled close minded closed bordered caveman than liberal soy boy any day Cave men have survival instincts Soy boys have anal beads +Kinda strange he only wants to remember those so called six million , but not those who died because of communism during WW2 . +Ahmed's moms bomb pussy>>> +Why don't Jews go to hell? Because they already burned. +Women are like blackjack I try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14 +What is tiny, red coloured, and climbs on a woman's leg? An abortion with homesickness. +Wearing primark leggings so the yahs in the library are just gonna have to deal with seeing every inch of my arse #soznotsoz +I can still remember playtime at school. A bit of footie,sneaking a quick cigarette & trying to finger girls behind the bike shed I fucking loved that caretakers job +Thoughts as I revisit that/make Nate listen to me talk about taxation: 1) Is a commissioner really surprised by any question asked by a fan? +RT @SadGyalCries: I'm just so fucking horny all the time......... https://t.co/3e6ZdalxyG +Why is there air conditioning at hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh +If you're not a low inhib badboy Kill yourself right now; the only way you'll even have a remote chance of getting laid with an even remotely attractive women is by heading to your nearest nightclub, approach every girl, and try to escalate on the spot. +People think it's weird why I don't play with baby's But I was always told as a kid not to play with my food. +What's the difference between a my wife and my new gloves? My gloves don't complain when I try to put my second hand in. +#flipthe4th #FlipThe6th #WeWantJustice #ImpeachTrump Fire Scott Pruitt and Indict the Hole Administration!… https://t.co/OjCD6QmCBx +I BUILT A FUCKING PARFAIT AD HERE DONT DO THIS AGAIN +How do you get back at females for ruining your life? +Well, there are girls who have been kidnapped and raped by paedophiles because they were wearing short skirts. +Fox news reported last night that this beast was caught eating parts of this young man when the police got onto the bus to apprehend him ! +Why do white people clap on airplanes ? They forgot to do it when 9/11 happened +I just read on Wikipedia that Eskimos DONT live in Igloos..... Seriously?! wtf. I feel like up is down and right is left. +Honey, you probably aren't strong enough. +"@lordreptah Ya better put ""Dedicated to Jojo n his bootleg gucci purse"" at the beginning, hoe (im joking)" +How do conductors with down syndrome start conducting? At the downbeat of 1 +Fuck they banned me on r/mgtow to U incels were right; im welcomed nowhere but here +So funny to see beta cucks at /r/ForeverAlone analyze this sub, just read their comments, its hilarious. +Don't let the forthcoming suicide of #DonnaBrazile make you forget that after #ELEVEN years of faithful service, #CrackerBarrel fired #BradsWife! +School is so boring today. I saw like 10 kids just laying on the floor. +Kanyes verse on "I won" is making hoes feel like trophies for real. +Hungry. But so not gonna eat. Gonna get my dream body. SHIAH DREAM BODY KAU HADE? Just gonna lose some weight la. Need a lil drama tweet 🤙🏻 +jewish children two jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney . a passer - by asks , ‘ what are you doing there?’ ‘ we are waiting for our parents . ' +What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer, and the other one is a watermelon. +Minus all the retarded poor bots. +Are you sure those guys were not with the department of public health and pest control and were not just trying to fumigate you ? +If normies really wanted to help, they'd convince me to kill myself Seriously, advice about therapy and all that is useless bullshit, either inspire me to go through with suicide or leave +.@senatemajldr don’t “go nuclear” for a president whose ties to Russia are under FBI investigation! #WeObject +@anniec0429 ugly white bitch +I think the UK is more of a lost cause than the US. london has made tons of concessions to non whites . +They re more like a virus than human ; they get inside a country and they taint it with their sickness and pretty soon the whole country goes to hell while the government tries to ban video games because knife crime , rapes and mindless violence has skyrocketed . +I was went to see the Sound of Music on broadway, only to see a Jewish women getting shot just before entering the theater and man running into the backstage door. Hmm, method acting is being taken to a new level. +My previous girlfriends are all 8s and 9s Year olds +What does the World Cup and Black dads have in common? It’s not coming home +You'd think all these people outraged about Russia would've said something about the civilians dying in Syria. Fucking Paigons smh +All races should be considered equal Whites, Asians and niggers +I like my coffee like I like black people Ground up in a can +Just wait, Carol is on her Bad Ass way #thewalkingdeadfinale +however, twitter clients and web are supposed to have the same tools/exp. that's why devpolicy doesn't really encourage 3rd party clients. +What's the difference between dark jokes and the Holocaust? Not everyone in Germany likes dark jokes. +They call it gender neutral I call it serious mental problem +i 'm swear i 'm going to kill this bitch . lord give me strength . to continue choking her . +Birthdays suck when; 1) you have to work 2) the only gift you get is from your parents (and you’re married) 3) no alcohol 4) no boom boom Yup... birthdays suck. +This is the closest we'll get to normies admitting to being blackpilled. +I like my women how I like my watermelons. 6 months old and cut into 8 pieces +It's not just Third Reich era , it 'd been the names of the towns in many cases from the time they were founded , and anyway before 1933 . +"RT @whadupharreh: ""FIVE MINUTES REMAINING"" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" +Sometimes I wonder if it is Because Whites are so much smarter that they find it harder to run together , as opposed to , independently . +When a Latino band covers that Depeche Mode song, do they have to sing it as My own, personal, Hay Soose? +Yes, but in order to help, you need to answer the questions above. What does the server do? [...] That sort of thing. +What’s red and crawls up your leg? A home sick abortion. +The worse part about the deep web Is seeing your horrible photography angles. +Today I feel like killing myself Just another day in hell. +Trump isn't invading Iran so stop sperging out you fucking retards. +much like anne frank , holocaust jokes never get old . +"""You know what would be even more fun? An apocalypse happening while you're here"" - my cousin abt me coming to Georgia" +What do Gay guys and Santa have in common? They both got a lot of red on them, +[Happenings] The Honey Badgers ARE taking legal action : x-post KotakuInAction +My girlfriend left me so I needed a new fleshlight It will feel just like her +Read an interesting take at CTH re: Democrats eating their own over sexual harassment They're purging the way for 2020 Feminist Domination, uniting the Party Cucked, beta males who cry, apologize, denounce sexual abuse, admit their weakness, beg for forgiveness, will be the "face" of the new Party +Has it occurred to anyone else that "hashtag me too" can be read as "pound me too"? Not necessarily a joke. I just think it's funny because they're sluts. +No, you're definitely not being harsh, he's probably from some awesome country like Columbia or Pakistan. I personally came to the US from Iraq and I wonder if it was worth it, sure Saddam got a little eccentric with the whole genocide thing, yeah maybe the water and food wasn't all that clean and there wasn't a reliable power grid or mailing system but at least it wasn't America. [...] Nobody ever said America is perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better place to live than most other countries. +So is there going to be a march of Women all wearing Boobie Bonnets with handles? +So whatever happened to Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the Awan thing? +Happy Birthday Tallulah! Have a fab day, you share your birthday with my grandson Billy who is 7 tomorrow 💜 +"RT @NiamhTweetsShit: I swear all parents hate me because my shy ""hello"" is always too quite for them to hear and they think I'm blanking th…" +Waiting for a chick to get thick Is like waiting for a negro to get his act together +Fucking tuuuune. A milestone in dance music too #freeez #totp1983 +what 's the difference between a watermelon and a baby ? ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer the other ones a watermelon +Don't you want to get married someday? +What are Blonds good for other than sex toys and the ass-end of rude jokes? I don't know. Thought you might. +A man's reddit wasnt working He swithed it off of dark mode because anything that's black doesnt work +I have a feeling I’ll be posting here more often, very soon! +I AM SO FUCKING FED UP ARE PEOPLE BLIND THE BIO SAYSS DONT REPOST SO DONT MOTHERFUXKING REPOST +My view on the thot/incel war is that to a certain extent dissident right women still expect Princess Points for having lady bits, and the incels can't distinguish between recruiting women for the sake of having women (leftist) and those who are genuine assets (meritocratic inclusion). +why are the doctors for the kenyan running team so poor? their patients are running thin +My rape victim said, “I have so much to live for!” After trying her again dead, I’m bound to disagree +“@TrillOg_Malik: @vintage_monroe_ slut hoe”thot whore +This gay kill a young bulgarian man to protect some criminal brown gypsy from beating This is the true face of so-called `` anti-racist '' ! +These two elements in your comment are quite baffling . +Yo nigga talk to you crazy cause you living like you need his ass +Like i'm shitting myself and this is just dragging it out and fucking fuck i hate this. +ever tried ethiopian food ? . eah , neither have they . ( good joke to tell when someone does n't expect it to be an actual joke ) +Why did the Jew cross the road? His nose was already on the other side. +Putting my daughter stroller in my wifes room was a bad idea I only realised when I was balls deep and I couldn't hear "help" +So it would auto-unmute after N hours, or whatever. +How many dead babies do you need to paint a house red? Depends on how strong you are. +Stay ready so you don't have to get ready!!!! Work hard all off-season so you can ball out in the fall… +I'm old enough to predate it slightly, and agreed, how has this become the default position of all White Western nations? +hey everyone ...... i just joined a few days ago and am looking for anyone near virginia to talk to or possibly meet. i 'm 19 and looking for someone around my age if possible +"@panelrific: Let's go 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧😃" +Maybe Trips should just give @WWERomanReigns some idiotic masked luchador gimmick and smarks will go apeshit. #WWENXT +What are Kate Spade, Chester Bennington, and Robin Williams doing in the afterlife? Oh, you know, just hanging. +There is absolutely nothing wrong with teens having sex as long as they are married +If only there were more mosquito nets in Africa Every year we could save millions of mosquito lives, pointlessly lost to aids. +You can't put anything past a New York bitch. Or a Detroit bitch. Or a Chicago bitch. +Pai specifically called out a number of big tech companies, including Twitter, for opposing Net Neutrality reform on the grounds that it threatens a “free and open internet,” while engaging in widespread censorship on their own platforms. +What's the difference between Gonorrhea and Chlamydia? The taste. +Women call themselves goddess's all the time because it's empowering and beautiful, but if I call myself a God all of a sudden I'm crazy... jus' sayin' +What's the difference between a choke fetish and necrophilia? About 5 minutes. +What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got jobs. +Quiet down! You're acting like a bunch of wild Indians! +How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Same way you do a black guy, you cut the rope +My mind twisted. I might be who ii am & that's fine. If we wasnt us what would you want. Kuhz ii want both. That's why I'm how ii am +My mom always tried to encourage my sister and I to get along. But when we told her that we're having a baby together, she threw a fit! +Starting rotation for the RiverDogs: Nick Green, Jio Orozco, Brian Keller, Nick Nelson, Freicer Perez, Albert Abreu.... Yes - 6 starters! +On the basis of this and the PM 's forwarded to me , you will take a week off to calm down . +hahahahahaha i fucked up on a project. it asked me to collect data every day and i just didnt do it over the duration of the project. +I recently adopted an African child He was only seven pounds. Plus shipping and packaging. If only they poked holes in the box. +“Eat shit and die!” Me while swatting at flies! +A jew and a nigger are on a trip. Who's driving? The train conductor +I have to agree with what Covington once said about how there is a sort of natural selection as those who don't know how to act prudently remove themselves from the equation thanks to the tireless efforts of law enforcement. +Gshit though I can't stand a nigga who can't be a father to his kid but was more then likely begging u to have it +ONCE AGAIN THE CEILING IS THE FUCKING ROOF. IT IS LIT DAMNIT #TARHEELS #GetIntoIt @UNC_Basketball +We can't have equal representation, the whole political system would collapse. Besides men from well educated backgrounds (public school boys like us) are the best trained to lead the country, saying that they take the needs of women into account less than the needs of men is completely untrue. If you care so much why don't you run for parliament? +Who else has no life Experience at all Besides negative life exp of course +Where did all the Nazi punchers go now that there's an actual stormtrooper crackdown? +I like my potato salad like I like my women On the side +I am now realizing that I should have made myself a cover letter and resume in the beginning of this year. +@Liveitupjersey @ccass357 << Where'd you go big mouth bitch? Busy Choking on that Cock I told you to find? +My shrink said that time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him... Now we wait... +What's black and doesn't work? Patrick Swayze's Pancreas. +It turns everything these people work for into a fucking joke. +Yeah, I saw that ad on TV with the Asian guy and the white girl and it bothered me . +theres about 5 girls on the planet that i dont hate 😂 girls are psycho greasy bitches like wowww🤢 +what does shooting pool and mexicans have in common ? the harder you hit , the better the english . +Yes I'm the nigga they hated on, heart made of stone🔥💯 +With this, #DailySmilingJongup will start tomorrow! Anticipate a daily smiling Jongup photo for everyday's source of energy 🙌 +Apparently, they've arrested a man for having sex with his daughter for 3 months. He deserves a fucking medal, I can barely last 5 minutes. +If Trump gets assassinated, I will be in such a good mood. +My wife has tumor on her eye, which sucks. Because now im not the one giving her a black eye. +Who on this so Called planet believes any of these MOTHERFUCKERS...BRAIN DEAD IDIOTS +The fact that the creator of #YesAllWomen had to shut down her account bc of harraasment should shut "contrary" men up, but it doesn't. +Brotherhood is fucking awful, didn't think I'd have to sit through this shite ever again +"""I don't care if you have to e Pablo Escobar or a porn star, I need to have a fucking yacht""" +#bbcgolf Westwood originally showing 6 on 10 and not 4. Garcia originally showed 5 and now 7!! #canttheyaddup +WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOESNT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM????? DO NOT TOUCH ME OR MY DOGS GO WASH YOUR PEE FINGERS +My Nephew died at the age of 13 Forgot to use a condom in her mother. +No pissed night in is complete without watching the tomorrowland 2012 after movie and trying to spot @RossTfitness bag +I cannot stand the way some of you act out their violence fantasies on this sub. If I catch any of you in real life, you'll learn the true meaning of nipple hanging. +let's be realistic if you're in alabama and you aren't voting roy moore it's probably because you've got butt aids +Want to know why I hate that there is starving children in Africa Because it’s more fun when there is starving children in my basement +Huntington TX Sherrifs Deputy Guidry detains and arrest man for saying fuck to himself what say u Alton Lenderman 936-639-8737 alenderman@angelinacounty.net +My sister called the chinks an asked was they open ctfu she fried!! +Wearing a skirt and I feel cute! 😆 I was forced to wear them at school so I refused to wear them for years. Now I want more! +Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face For instance when you push them down the stairs +What do handcuffs and duct tape have in common? I put them both on children. +Thx @BarackObama for your public service to the US people & the world. Keep fighting for the world’s most vulnerable & be a #GlobalCitizen +Normscum tries to make the claim that all incels are the psychopaths, then says he wouldn't care if they all killed themselves.... makes sense +mind set: B willing to let it burn...property has meaning to the 1% who R replacing us...yet our lives have no meaning 2 them...its all about #WhiteGenocide... +What do you call a black priest Holy shit. +It is fun watching GG trying to make us fight. Quit trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen. @Spacekatgal @TheQuinnspiracy +Not Elizabeth Retweeted 🎃SpOoOoOpieNes🕸️‏ #TwitterIsOverParty massive lockouts again and suspensions 🚨SUSPENDED🚨 @AnimeRight_TB @AnimeRightMemes @AnimeRight_News @microchip @Ricky_Vaughn99 +Some punctuality and some care for the customer well done #Bollywood #pvrkurla and team #naamshabana - 8 +Missing @ladycodelinda ❤✨👑 n @Lisa_Opie & @LadyCode_ tweets the past cpl days😭😭❤ Hope ur exams went well!😍😙 +Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken. +Im a rich niggaaaaa, i need a rich bitch. +If you have a lightbulb shaped head, you might as well just rope yourself because you will be alone for every moment you're alive. +i have tried many times to try to explain to people why they should be a wn and they dont want to listen , does anyone know any tactics to where i might be able to get them to understand . +I'll put this potbellys food, over these ugly hoes who pretend to be bad.. +my mum did n't want me and tried to flush me down the toilet . she totally ruined my h birthday . +I'm addicted to heroin And I hope it will be the end of me. +How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Place a piece of dental floss over his eyes. +What would have been arnold schwarzenegger's name if he was black.... Arnold schwarzeniggar +Every answer to your question is life deadass it's fucking life +It's unbelievable the way that journalists fall all over themselves to make excuses for the barbarity of Islam. Not one has read the Quran. +Can a 30 year old virgin woman that isn't saving herself ever be a good looking woman? +If you fuck a passed out prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? +I hate almost all famous actors I can't watch movies anymore. +its no surprise to me that melania trump plagiarized parts of her speech from michelle obama i knew it from the second she sa " when i was growing up in africa , swinging from tree to tree picking up bananas . " +I'm having trouble deciding if I should break up with my girlfriend or not. What's good about her is she's fine with anal. But so is my dog. +What is the femminist contraceptive of choice? Their faces +i just can't record or take a picture of myself crying 💀 like hell nah . . ion know how you fees do it 🤷🏾‍♀️ +i was worried my notifications were fucked up but it's twitter that's fucked up ffs +Or she just cant afford winter clothes RT @da_1eye_creep Summer hoe = winter Muslimah +Democrats to White America >hey, guys, we're gonna flood the country with low iq brown ppl >and we're gonna teach them all to like super-hate white ppl >and if they murder ur daughters we're just gonna kinda let 'em go free >which is why we're gonna need to seize all ur guns now >ok, cool, good talk +I was born in 95 & you were born in 99 dont act like I was born in the dinosaur era and you so young that your umbilical cord still attached +Woman finds out what it is like to be bullied by someone smaller than her. +What's even darker than this sub? The list of teens who have been shot by the police +I'm not trying to insult you or anything . +why was jesus not born in mexico he could n't find three wise men and a virgin +President Trump Fulfills 2 More Campaign Promises. Here’s What They Are… https://t.co/vBos1Vb13Y https://t.co/JrYVLx0Rq6 +RT @_____AL: Woww. Now niggas can't hit u bitches line and ask what u doin nomo. +I watched the video once , I don t think I would like to watch it again , ever . +Guarantee yourself a blowjob from a spastic... Buy some window flavoured condoms... +I don't want to worry you, but something is wrong with her eyes. +💥Breaking💥 Julian Assange is the gate keeper be prepared for big drops coming. +[Raising Awareness] I know for a fact that female pedophiles are a problem. +RIP @DonRickles Many fond memories of you, @JohnnyCarson and the rest of the original #TonightShow gang. +I don't think I can listen to arcane roots without getting a little emosh, Andrews voice gets me right in the feelz +Tfw you are a 5'4" subhuman bag of garbage I also have a big bulbous nose, a neanderthal chin, and mongoloid looking face in general. +@EdLatimore Nothing is more important than a group or an individual that can trust you to trust yourself. +Do you know how Chris Brown's girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl's lipstick on his fist +After the 8 disastrous years of Bill Clinton, who created the conditions for the 2008 financial crash and corrupted the whole government machine, and then another nightmarish 8 years of Obama, who broke every rule in the book, I am surprised anyone votes for the Democrats. +I like my diversity like how I like my laundry... Whites in one load and colors in the other. +Woman dev audience. I think the real msg I want to get across is that anyone can make a difference. Even with just a 200 line perl script. +These niggas cars be $800 and they have the nerve to put some 2500 rims and some speakers in the bitch +i hope leaders just kick retards that fake leave teams today +"@TheRickWilson Certain no woman ever got ""unexpected pleasure"" from Trump. I have a feeling he is more of an unwitting agent in bed." +Unnecessary censorship is worse for you than the actual words in my opinion. Simply because most minds are darker than you'd admit. +"Thanks to you, now people are attacking me on twitter" - uh, well, actually, we hated what you were doing before NPR aired this episode. +how many cops did it take to push a black guy down the stairs ? none , he fell +I would date LITERALLY ANY girl, how can I lower my standards any more? +JUST WANNA SAY GOD BLESS MY POPS FOR NOT USING A RUBBER AND KREATING ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH G CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY +That is only when they began speaking English as a majority . +"RT @RyanTheHoly: ""Waaaah why can't I find a man that loves me for me"" Bitch he approached you , you curved him to amuse your bad built shi…" +I just did an engine rebuild so trust me I know how much parts cost, and it ain't cheap. +If you have a social media acc your not a truecel nothing else to say to the attention whores +I feel like the Grand Canyon April Fooled tf out of us today and I am not amused. (Never go to the west rim you'll hate it) +When Olivia Baker finds Hannah I started fucking sobbing ;-; +What's the odd one out? A) washing machine B) toaster C) woman D) freezer Toaster, because that's the only one that doesn't drip when it gets fucked. +When I'm doing good that's when they fwm, but when I'm down and need someone to lift me up, that's when ppl don't got arms💯 +Anyone who thinks Trump is Hitler is in dire need of a full mental evaluation! +Check out the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan www.kukluxklan.org they also have a internet news program usually updated weekly and can be seen with Real Player www.thomasrobb.com : ) +radical islam is the new aids . +»☺ BETSEY JOHNSON Bag WALLET SET White QUILTED ROSE Faux Leather Pink BOWS https://t.co/lTCzYTixdf https://t.co/6dbFAzxYMu +Lift weights , eat a lot of meat , train BJJ/Muay Thai . +TCBY with these hoes 💕 || @arabellaann @jackireininga http://t.co/aUVQnOGvdY +"I'm incel because I don't try hard enough" If that's the case, then how is it that many if not most gay guys had gfs before they found out they were gay? +DiamondBacks 4-1 under Luvollo so far this young season. Over in Boston Farrell still costing the team games with mismanagement. +You fucking piece of asshole shittery #LindsayExclamationoftheDay #LEOTD +They say that you are what you eat. That's funny, because I don't remember eating a school shooter. +I'm so tired and drained I don't know how the studying is going to come out for this Thursdays paper😱 +This was the kind of place that you take your mistress to. +ALL IN MY HEAD IS ON FUCKING NICK NIGHT I AM LIVING. +The other day, I took my grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin... It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery... +Why is it that EVERY news cast, from full length TV shows to blurbs on the radio every ten minutes, LEADS OFF with yet another paid bimbo attack on Roy Moore for alleged sexual attacks while you hear absolutely NOTHING about a sitting NJ Senator currently BEING TRIED for FEDERAL CORRUPTION? +"She screamed out in anger, struggling to pull herself from the ground. "" I'M BOUTTA FUCK SOMEONE'S DAY UP. """ +No one said threats weren't serious. However, there's a difference between ISIS and GamerGate. @PeerWorker +I swear to God those trying to absolve Assad, those supporting Assad,leftists rightists no matter what you are,you have blood on your hands. +I always lose when bowling with blacks. It's not my fault, their heads are just not perfectly round. +weed is the absolute best cope come at me normie scum :) +Little Tom is taking a bath with his dad and he asks: "Dad, why is your penis bigger than mine?" "Well, Tom... Mine is erect." +Drinking and having sex with your daughter is never the answer. Unless someone asks me "What are you doing this weekend?" +In 1950s most men died at 62. Now they live till over 90 and don't know what to do with the extra play time +So if I call him boo 😏 just know he the fucking truth 😉 +The stupid fucking hoops we are all jumping through. We deserve to die, as a species. +Inside Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski's First Days of Parenthood Welcome to the parenthood journey, Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski.… +Some people say sequels can never be better than the originals. I disagree. The sequel to WW1 was way better than the original. +I hate auto correct sometimes like damn I know what I be saying chill out. +Daily reminder to all those who have "not an incel but" in their flair Your girlfriend is getting facialabused by Chad RIGHT NOW. +What's the difference between a refugee and E.T E.T learned English and wanted to go home. +did you know spongebob has a black brother ? he lives in a watermelon under the sea +You're an industry artist I'm an artist in the industry Me myself and I that's the holy fucking trinity +That's funny; you don't seem Hispanic. +Trump is everything the Democrats have ever wanted to be, but they've never had the courage to be so openly despotic. #TheIllusoryResistance +My friend said he needed a new kid knee So I showed him my collection. He wasn't pleased. +You need to move to a safer a neighborhood. +RT @hates_cole97: Omgggggg yes you already fucking no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/fKDHBCwEfa +A huge well done to @ThlfcOfficial on another well fought important win v #coventry #SpursLadies #COYS +#CommieCunts #California’s Democrat-controlled state government wants to re-classify state taxes as charitable contributions to avoid the new $10,000 cap on state and local tax (#SALT) deductions in President Donald Trump’s new tax reform. +stop sending toys to children in africa . it 's got ta be depressing , getting a tamagotchi that will outlive you . +Every time I walk into a strip club... I thank Gorbachev. +Yellow pea is a very sustainable plant protein, but is just one of many we can use says BeyondMeat at #FutureFoodTech +What's the first thing a wife does when she gets home from the battered women's shelter? If she's smart, it'll be the fucking dishes. +A thought for the day: “Children are made readers on the laps of their parents.” — Emilie Buchwald +What do you think would change if you had sex regularly? +Did you beat up your boyfriend or something? *wink* +Kanye west is a faggot +Is she stupid or something? +#ItGetsWorstSHOW should be happen because it'd be nice to see poor family and LGBT+ representation on TV. @shanedawson +RT @FaZeDedo: To the rejects who constantly call my house and are threatening to rape my mom, karma's a bitch. Rot in hell, faggots. +bondage is not like it is irl they never use real chains on pornhub +Of course you like men. As a woman, it's in your nature. +these diehard yet know-nothing xxxtentacion fans are getting annoying as fuck now +There are no Saints on this show.......... NONE! Well me, when I'm on it but other than that, NONE! — watching Saints & Sinners +FUCK Y'ALL, GOD DAMN AND CURSE Y'ALL, DIE AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((((((((((((( +""" You & me, We're under the same sky but we can't meet, but believe in me, I'll be there for you "" 🖤" +Thesis: The Racial Contract has always been recognized by nonwhites as the real moral / political agreement to be challenged. +"@SpoiledAshley_ @MissXSapphireI'll send you the clip on NF once it's edited, we do a ""prostate exam"" that is definitely medically impossible" +What's the difference between a baby and gravel? You can't throw gravel with a pitchfork +Judeo-Christians seem to focus on the idea that Jesus was a Jewish carpenter , from the line of Jewish king David . +TIL that women can be a big sister in the Big Brother Big Sister Program to either a male or a female, but men can only volunteer to be a big brother to a male. +Everyone in 13 reasons is fucking dumb why did i watch this when i knew i hated the book😂 +Great networking lunch!@OUIQC @OUPublicAffairs!! With @ArdmoreBeauty & @OwassoSNI & Muskogee Mayor @keepOKbeautiful #Goodfood +You forgot to add that they spread disease and their poor hygiene causes pest infestations , then there is rampant drug use and sexual assaulting white women and children . +why are asian penises so small ? so they can reset their calculators +RT @geraIdriggins: you fucked up. https://t.co/sg33tU0Jpp +Islam is the probably the true religion Because the universe started with en explosion +I like my women the same way i like slaves Chained in my basement +What do you do when you see your tv floating in the dark? Turn the lights on and punch the nigger in the face +this bus gives me a headache every morning with its nasty ass smell 😤 +It is to be inclusive of lesbian families as well, especially now that stem cells from female bone marrow can be used to create sperm. There does not have to be a male father or dad. [...] The idea is that it equalizes families as it is a pregnancy handbook and there is at least one woman involved. +Ya gota be fecken kiddin me ST PATRICK WAS NOT BLACK !!!!!!!!! +RT @LittleKeee_: why do bitches hate on another bitch relationship 💁 +What do you do after you're done raping Hellen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom. +i'm OBVIOUSLY fucking hoping and praying they included jongin and yixing it was just me wondering +You should try punching an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents? +I'd like to meet with anyone pro-white , white nationalist or especially national socialist like myself . +ENAK DA YA KADEEL NE PAPREMLOI RAKOI GASOI ZALOTNI PALACOI PAMIGALI BOGI DAROGI MIA PALACOI NOGI ZALOTNI PALACOI +Where in films do you find blacks ruling the world? The negatives. +"and then she fUCKING SAYS ""i'll ask eventually"" WTF I CANT WAIT" +Can you imagine the outcry if they were censoring the looney left like this? +"Batter the wee cunt Jewis" y cos he fucked my ex? Emma isnt battering the girls I've nailed?Ive moved on,stop being a pussy n do it urself. +What do you call lingerie for Arabs? Socks. +Ever hear of Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump ten jigaboos with a steam roller. +Yandy gotta pay me for dick im sorry...that bitch ugly +The Legacy of Dr. William Pierce I know Hadding and Will Williams and others are working hard on this project to bring articles written by Dr. Pierce from the printed page to being put online , for all to read . +[ oc]i was willing to help out . trump 's ratings have fallen and i feel bad . so i reached out for someone to console him . maybe a big hug for the poor guy . but none of the suicidal people i asked were willing to leave their house or wear the vest . +Thanks for donating $70K into the Parks Service, Mr. Trump. It almost helps us forget that you want to gut the Interior Dept by $2bil. +Jesus I fucking hate this .....shoot me now please so I won't have to do it +Come and have a look around the area where I live and see all the 18-25 year old Muslims parked up outside the schools trying to entice 13 - 16 year old English girls to get in their cars . +If she can pee... then she’s ready for me +My son drew something in school today which made people scream. They stopped after he opened fire +Europa und Angela Merkel Nazi neue Weltordnung Schwulen ruinieren Ihre große germanische Kultur und offene Gesellschaft Stiftung zerstört Europa +2 paedophiles sunbathing one says to the other "Do you mind ? your in my sun +sorry sisters and brothers but she lie to you she was not what she said she was fake used me and a other brother the same time so watch her ? say safe goldeboy 88 +The best thing about you being gay is that you actually appreciate my shoes! +The Jew in the video which I posted speaks mostly in English . +what 's the difference between cowboys and rednecks ? cowboys ride horses and rednecks ride their cousins +In terms of dark jokes this one took the cake. Batman was seen breaking into a bakery last night. +"FCC 'conspiring' with telecoms to put Net neutrality roll-back in fast lane: Ajit Pai, is reportedly ""moving quickly to replace the Obam" +Just what is it about bat shit that's makes it crazy? +A coworker told me.... "If you dont get laid via tinder its because your lack of charisma or edginess in the conversation, you have to improve your texting game" I answered "lmao, how can u said i fail in the convos since i have 0 matches to text" Hahahaha get rekt normie 0 incels 1 +In the eyes of the Jew and the libtard there is a race problem and the problem is us ! +I've never been happy My emotional highs consist of being mildly entertained or relieved that something is over. +🏢🏢 👳🏽‍♂️✈️➡️➡️🏢🏢➡️➡️💥💥➡️➡️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ +However I'd need to pay 20 bucks for one year BUT 40 for ANWHOLE FUCKING LIFETIME Soooo I'm gonna check with my mom to see if I can-- Yeah +Should they receive any encouragement, then Chelsea will join PSG, Juventus and Chinese clubs in bidding for Alexis Sanchez. [Telegraph] +Manufacturing in US kept expanding at robust pace in March - San Antonio Express-News (subscription) https://t.co/pBJIq1uq4O +30 minutes and we get to hear Harry since 2015. I'm fucking screaming yall. +RT @vickyBeanMr: Girls "go talk to your other hoes" game too strong +you know , the floodwaters would n't be so high if . houston did n't have so many fat people . +What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? A canoe tips +Instead of perpetuating FYGM culture, why not try to fix things? Why not try to remove some of the hurdles? Would that be so bad, really? +For every inch of height you are below average (5'10''), subtract 10% of your rating out of 10 For example, if you're 2/10 and you're 5'6'', you're only 60% of a 2/10 and are actually a 1.4/10 If you're 5'0'' you're pretty much a 0/10 even if you have chad facial aesthetics +Another 7hrs of tutoring today. I have to say that this is a lot easier than last year as I'm tutoring all from home. Online tuition rocks! +How do you trigger a Muslim? There's a little pull cord on the inside of their jacket in case the timer fails +I was contracted to build a fireplace recently. Turns out he didn’t want a school. +In 3 hour I will be live with my Autism Awareness Stream. Do remember I am not an expert on this subject, but care deeply about it. <3 +Black Any bot who locks the thread is triple gay +what 's the best thing about fucking year olds ? there 's of them . +Something else in GitS, but emblematic of a larger thing in some Sci-Fi movies; why do people design future tech to be so impractical? +i 'm the smartest president in history . i can repost +FUCKING ZACH SLID IN PC AND I MISSED IT DAMN YOU KNJ VLOGS +Just imagine how different the reaction would have been, if it was a woman instead of a man. +A child climbs up an apple tree with a rope. When it later jumps off an apple falls too. Which lands first, the apple or the child? The apple lands first. The child is stopped by the noose around the neck. +So @KendallJenner was at Disneyland yesterday? 😭 I fucked up. +The point is not the throne itself but the reason for it and what it represents to the apes fighting and tramping for it . +What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt. +Yeah London has gone to hell , when all the remaining whites are gone it will become a zombie town of crumbling buildings , dealers and junkies . +My next bf better screenshot my damn Snapchat pictures when I'm lookin fine as wine & brag about me. +Thanksgiving: When we somehow get roped into talking to those insufferable problematic relatives we avoid 364 days a year. +If you could have a pet sloth, you would name him +Find unsatisfied local wives profile, hot porn, Local MILF +If you fucked yo bitch over for some money you a foul ass bitch 🤗😂 +It's powerful & enviable how both @SidneyDTorresIV & @realseanconlon handle issues. Clear 2 see why the thrive! @thedeedcnbc @TheDeedChicago +And most people will laugh and shake their head at you when you tell them that Jews are a very dangerous group of people . +Need help with a friend's recent divorce and his legal battle to see his kids (X-post r/Assistance) +Remember, kids! Don't swear, or I'll fucking kill you! +I saw a ISIS suicide bomber at the mall So Iran +Some people don't like change, but you need to embrace change if the alternative is disaster. #elonmusk #bonjour #woensdag #teaplease +And so begins me yelling at the TV when the announcers say Gonzaga as if Spokane is fancy 😂😂😂 #gozags +& that's word to the Polk & a nigga bloody like pussy on soap +It has been reported for a hour now that weapons have fallen into the hands of the opposition in Ternopil and Lviv after seizing of government installations . +RETURNS THIS LOVE IS MEANT TO BE IF THIS LOVE DOESNT RETURN THEN THIS WAS NOT LOVE ORIGINALLY AND NOT MEANT TO BE +"@mitchellvii @LelasEllen ""You gotta understand,"" is a really irritating thing to say to other people in a discussio… https://t.co/gx9yiS1lmj" +They do it because they know it pisses the whites off , by showing disrespect as such for other people shows they have no respect for themselves . +jesus said " my faith can move mountains " so mohammed said " my faith can move skyscrapers " +It is 7:30 in the fucking morning and I just finished watching all the episodes of 13 reasons why +I am sterile. #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear +Las week our school had some presentations about mental health. Every day was a different topic and on Friday they talked about suicide. What a way for the weak to end. +Is it true that male victims of Domestic Violence are slowly being recognized in all of the Anglosphere except Australia? +How many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them +What is 1+1? The age of the girl that I fucked today. +So I sneezed around a Neo Nazi He said “where’s that fucking communist” +I don't like him, cancer can fuck off but I won't say that I am saddened by the news either. +What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs. +The only way you be able to do a photo like that today is to hire actors . +🙃RT @passport_cutty: Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I have to tell you someone I fucked if I don't want anyone knowing +Tonight has been thee worst fucking night ever I just wanna go home, throw up && cry myself to sleep ! +I need a gif of a woman laughing derisively while dropping garbage in the trash, because that is my mentions. +Judicial filibusters were started by @SenSchumer in 2003 to stop Bush's choices. Harry Reid used nuclear in 2013. Repubs simply finished it. +Why did the black cross the street? The chain on my pickup dragged him. +This 2017 Cubs season is underway. The first pitch to Schwarber is a ball. The road to repeat starts NOW! Time to defend the title. +Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables in fresh and cool condition +I walked in on my mum sucking my dad's dick the other day I asked her why it wasn't buried with the rest of him. +i am a damn good white woman. perhaps u are looking in all the wrong places. we are not hard to find. and if u treat us right , we usually stick around for a while . +.@Ali_East_West @GenAnonCoward I know what a straw man is, Einstein. What is the straw man here? +@IvetteBrianna_ fag +Sounds like this is going to be a long shutdown. +Reminder: it is impossible for roasties to be depressed +Facebook is taking on GoFundMe with a personal donation feature https://t.co/nyyAfTSNAw via @BIfrance +UPDATE: @cstamalot is also a little bitch baby #ThirstyThursday #sheisstillmybffthough #butsheabitch +People be so angry tonight on dis here tweeter. It hard for a colored man to see all dis anger. Like bein in a waffle house in Mississippi +"Retweets and vote for @troyesivan in the RDMA RT @Shaunsivan I vote for #TroyeSivan (feat. @alessiacara) ""Wild"" #XOXO @radiodisney" +How do you stop a baby running in circles? Nail it's other foot to the floor. +To sum up a brill day: Future of protein requires collaborative efforts to make a serious impact & influence positive change #futureproteins +Only hoes love me +every bih want her a wedding ring but these bitches be fucking on everything - Kodak +LMGTFY might be my favorite way to educate people I have no obligation to educate. +I hate when people ask if I shoot up!! I don't need that pussy shit to be bigger than you unswole niggas👋 +>tfw you send red pills to your family members and they aren't only receptive, but embrace the positions +Exit poll: Moore wins 70% of white voters +The lack of a method to donate via bitcoin is costing GAB my donations. +You can choose to be on the side that saves America or you can choose or be on @voxday's side as the enemy, but you can't choose both. +Coworker:: But you're not bipolar, so-- Me:: Uh, I actually am bipolar. Coworker:: Oh. Well, we can't tell! I'm 22. This happened at work today when my coworkers were gossiping about the supposed mental instability of another (absent) coworker. Made me feel like my struggles with bipolar depressive disorder were invalid, invisible, angry. +I think jihyo is fine, she is just need more rest and really recovering bcs their upcoming comeback, they don't want take any risk +Got rid of a semi custom 1911 because every time it rained or work or i sweated i had to clean it or in a few days rust would show up . +Pepsi deadass is using social movements to further a capitalistic/consumer agenda. What is this nonsense. +Bday u ke?Halamak bro hahaha HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAKIM! I will torture you more in the future with delicious food in instastory ok @hakimamirul +F.F.F IS THE BOMB. That song describes me, literally. Thanks for makin' that lit song! 🔥💪 @BebeRexha +A5: My event planner, @THLibrariZen always makes sure I'm where I'm supposed to be on my down time. Couldn't do it without her. #nebedchat +Bitches don't even go out to have fun anymore they just go out to tweet about the function and to take pics wit other bitches +Can you guys stop complaining about me fucking mute two year old kids? After all, silence means consent. +Guys the debate about rape victims being excused while on period must come to an end The End Of That Period +Why does my dad never high five me? He was left hanging in Texas please help me I have PTSD +Why did Tim throw a clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man that knife raped his wife. +Im Diana Printz and im mostly confuse of everything , I need a person who can enlighten me on everything, mostly politics. +If Webster was a pimp I would love to be one of his ho's +These Africanos have everything longer than the rest of the world. For instance, look at the length of the queue in they stand to get food packs from UNO. +What has an SNES cartridge and a white male college student got in common? They both require to be blown to function. +Note to fellow airline passengers: in my mind, there's no greater karma than when you change seats for a family wanting to sit together +Friends attending #FWA2017: I wasn't planning on a Fogo trip, but since they're offering discounts, I'm game. Lemme know when ya wanna go +You ever fall in love then realize that she/he ain't shit and wasn't never going to be there in the long run .. yea me either 😪😓 +Sweat to god must be gods plan that a just stay a fat bastard aw ma life, joined the gym went twice and fucked my leg +Like it or not , and I certainly do n't , but Ireland , especially NI is littered with memorials to , and even statues of , red terrorists . +RT @I_HATE_VA: Niggas be on here with these Captain Obvious ass tweets about how to treat women and these lonely low self esteem hoes be ea… +Wind 3.1 mph SSW. Barometer 1007.9 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 6.2 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 71% +What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips. +How is it possible for someone to construe my post in this way ? +This is a video of a band from the Upper Silesian village of Zebowice ( Zembowitz-Fohrendorf ) , it is the town with the highest percentage of Germans in Poland . +Me (then not out, bisexual first-generation Asian American woman):: I'm involved with gay rights groups because it's a civil rights issue, not because it's a personal issue. Mom:: Why would you do this to hurt me? We raised you to be a good Asian girl. When I was on the phone with both parents a few years ago, when I was 17. +on a TV show yesterday regardin crime by foreigners in Russia a black man stood up and proclaimed that crime has no colour or race. every vigoursoly clapped +Phil Jones: "We have 25 or so years invested in the work. Why should I make the data available to you, when your aim is to try and find something wrong with it." +If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change. You're not a mirror of someone else identity. +One of those flaming turd fling parties hosted by Al Jolson and his dildo collection once again has caused chaos and disarray. +oy vey what a suprise its all a big shekel grab by the jew lover vox +SON OF A FUCKING BITCH MAN NO GOD PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A BAD JOKE +debbie reynolds died debbie 's final words were " i want to be with carrie " to her son . fifteen minutes later she had the stroke that killed her . poor kid learned who the favorite child is that night . +Hit a bitch with a car bomb. +Not "one bit," eh? @rpickett52 I'm not sexist one bit but a girl should not be playing football. End of story +im confused why is eveyone saying keiynan lonsdale is gonna be bram in simon vs. where r u getting this info from i feel so out of the loop +mohammed is now the most popular boys name in . . he united kingdom . co - incidentally , mohammed is also the most unpopular boys name in the united kingdom as well . _ credit : r / sickipedia +The other buildings were built prior to the new Comprehensive Plan, which adjusted the depth required. +I got my girlfriend pregnant and she asked me for an abortion. I showed her step 1, she quickly followed through steps 6,8,9,10,12 and 14 +Life is looking good meet someone from New York who is proving that New Yorker s are not all stuck on themselves +How do you get a nun to have sex? Dress her up as an altar boy. +@reneeXOmarie yeah she didnt wana bring that pussy to us or tell us where he was so we could just go find one Mexican in this city full +I currently live in Wisconsin and have been trying to educate myself on the PLE concept . +I went out with a girl last night who was so black, when she got out of my car, the oil light came on. +hi lily i am not to far from ya i live in olean ny.i am new on this to hope we can become friends . +With all these supposed nuclear test NK is doing I'm wondering if the area resembles fallout 4 yet I'm mean hell even if they are doing it underground I've got imagine some isotopes are escaping above ground. +I think I just found the biggest cunt in the UK. +I do n't see why the gardai do n't just grab them and deport them none of them are entitled to be here +Hi again i like Mcpe in creative i dont like survival i dont love Minecraft pe i love Minecraft Xbox amd Minecraft +Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus +Again, every time I will see filthy comment about Georgia without providing any facts , I will respond . +What's the best thing about antivax 1y and 2 minute year olds Their bodies are still warm, when I get there +its so bad.,. the texture is disgusting,,,, it looks gross and it tastes like its from the 13th level of hell +Like I said... fuck a LeBron. His fan base, bandwagons, dick riders, & loyal ass eaters. I don't like bitch niggas & those that love one. +What did the German say when facism failed? “AH WHAT THE HEIL!!” +If Britain were a person, it would be busy right now tying the noose in their closet. +Columbine Library is holding a book drive! Too bad kids these days don't appreciate literature... two of them only brought magazines! +In IN, for every $1 men make: Women earn 75¢ African American women earn 66¢ Asian women earn 77¢ Latina women earn 54¢ #EqualPayDay facts +We expected this to happen. Wonder if we will be seeing more of Goldberg after that. I am kind of Wrestlemania'ed out. #Wrestlemania +Two Rivers (0-10) played all games on road last yr when army worms destroyed its new Bermuda grass. In-depth preview coming in #2017Hootens +I'm throwing a huge party at an orphanage My parents won't be home for a while +What’s the difference between blowjobs and economic jobs? Kids aren’t supposed to have economic jobs +2 Australian men were in a truck on a road trip The passenger was sleeping when he awakes to a loud bump. "What was that?" He asks the driver. "Nothing to worry about, I just hit an Aboriginal" he calmly explained. An hour goes by when the passenger is startled once again by a noisy thump. "What on Earth was that?" He asks and again the driver reassures him it was just an aboriginal. Another hour goes by when the passenger is awoken by three loud thumps. "Jesus mate, what the fuck did we hit this time?" He asked "I had to go through a letterbox and a fence to get that one." The driver replies +Blacks Who Lynched Blacks -- Truth Behind American Lynchings The Lynching Myths January 15 , 2012 Violent Crimes : Black On White & White On Black : Blacks Who Lynched Blacks -- Truth Behind American Lynchings +Someone had a CMV about women objectifying gay guys, this response depresses me +Literally the only thing that matters for choosing a wife The woman's chastity +Yeahh everytime we link we make a movie I just fucked your bitch inside a jacuzzi +Being a racialist means you stop trying to hurt other White nations for the sole selfish interest of your own nation . +I think people who cut themselves are stupid. Why would you do that? Do they actually think it will make their problems go away? +Are there any females in this community beside me? +Now Liberals are releasing a legion of feminists who are going to malign political adversaries /w sex charges @realDonaldTrump +Life is too short, your destiny is too great, your assignment too important to spend it with people that pull you down. +Sometimes you don’t want to wait until you get home to eat Pizano’s. We understand. 📷 by Pete https://t.co/IRt6B3932t +Our smart liberals say that we need thousands of `` high-quality '' non-european immigrants per year , but for what ? +U ever seen a bitch talk shit about another bitch then U see them hanging together? +ITS OFFICIAL!!!! 📢📢📢📢 Touch liquid foundation has taken the top spot in my business for most popular product 😜😜 +New blog from Head of Inisoft discusses customer effort and loyalty. Learn more https://t.co/EZKXzTVmtJ +The difference is that we could have done this without blacks . +Why are Pandas good wives ? Because they come with black eyes already +Celebrities react to comedian Don Rickles' death: Celebrities and comedians react to the… https://t.co/dDC4Lp0inc +What moment in your life made you first realize that it's all over? +Black Just jumping on the back of the wagon +The ' Civilization ' series narrated by Kenneth Clark is free on Youtube . +What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk +I hate bitches that have attitudes all the time +I came from tweeter because I was ban ed for saying a very negative things about Hillary, I'm a trump supporter and I'm white and not ashamed of it but I'm not a racist. +BREAKING: Millions of Americans that tragically died after Trump pulled out from the Paris climate Accord will now be forced to die again due to the repeal of #NetNeutrality. +RT @SheswantstheD: Lmao how niggas be with the side hoe http://t.co/Y0sja0dyFM +I thought I was the only one interested in this .......... The first time I heard about this was in school back in 5th grade . +Remember the spot where Cantlie stood in Kobane to announce that ISIS had full control? It's now in the hands of the Kurds. #Mosul +Happy Father's Day to the fathers who are with their kids today Reading the other thread was making me sad and wanted to see some positivity +If you 're not prepared to make the effort of holding faith in Ireland 's future , you should leave this board . +Please don't be that kiss ass person. Nobody likes you and it's annoying. 🙄 +Mysterious creatures I want to see : 1. Extraterrestrials 2. Yeti 3. That guy in the shoe store throwing shoe's from the ceiling. +hey, hows are you i live in georgia , if you wanna talk just P.M. me like to talk to you. maybe ill see you in POWDERLY , KY for NORDICFEST . +What does 9/11 and my girlfriend have in common? A Bush at the bottom of it. +RT @ChingonAbe: “@staycoolwheels: @mjs79 well he is at Genos. So he is the ultimate faggot” @elmaestro1 got to show this queer how to eat … +Hope, used improperly, can prove the deadliest weakness. +What do you call running over a bunch of disabled kids? "Tossing the salad" +i dont know about you, but these days the only times i see the police is when they have gone, in numbers, to pick up food from a takeaway joint etc head2toe in their military style kit & high viz, armed w/ their takeaway bag,as they return 2 the station to police the internet #keystonecops #london +who are the world 's fastest readers ? / victims . they went through stories in seconds . +What happens when two good samaritans visit a school for retarded children The columbine massacre +the only downside to wife beating . it does n't count if she 's not married . +What do you call a person saying the n-word? the n-word +I don't want to go through an abortion again My feet are still sore from stomping them down the drain. +How can be a Black better than a White ? Very close If White is a femminist gay and Black is a raper pedophilie .... But no . It is stil a niggershit. +Someone who ca n't get their point across without using a hundred curse words does n't even deserve to be answered . +Build the wall and slingshot the ones that are already here back over the wall and put it on PPV and give the money to the troops +The entire script of the 8 season and its plot points of GAME OF THRONES HAVE BEEN LEAKED , SPOILERS WILL DROP SOON IF YOU NON VIRGIND WONT LEAVE THIS SUB I AM ALREADY SENDING ENTIRE SPOILERS TO THE ONES THAT HAVE POSTED HERE +Didn't get news of #Boris excuse or criticism Where r u..? Don't do something wrong to urself!! 😉😂 Take it🏆🏆. #federer haters #MiamiOpen 👍👏 +What is the difference between a Santa and a Jew? The direction in the chimney....[collected] +Every thing about me is shit My body is disgusting My face isn't good enough My personality is unfixable I am permanently broken +What does a Polish girl do after she sucks a cock? She spits out the feathers. +I usually know when friends or relatives are distressed through illness or accident/incident.I then phone them and find out what has happened . +why are there only two pallbearers at a mexican funeral ? there 's only two handles on a garbage can . +1 homer to matt kemp is that bad. Matt Harvey is looking like fire. If this offense could fucking do sokething ... +Can somebody link me to a study that shows that women "stick to together" I remember one girlwriteswhat video talking about a study, but I don't remember the video Any studies that shows that women view women better then women view men and better then men view men +explanation: today during our meeting we started talking abt old schoolprojects so Maria showed us her presentation on masturbation +I'm not a misandrist but men are all "hey I can do anything you can!" but they're always whining for help raising children and cooking +So far as I have seen , it has n't . +What did the Chinese Muslim say to the depressed suicide bomber as he was leaving for his final assignment? Some ting bomb?? +Christmas tree decorations and Barrack Obama have 1 thing in common They both look better hanging from a tree +I would be so happy if Gen 4 (Sinnoh) got a remake, Its one of my favorite regions next to Unova and Alola. Also imagine Sinnoh with no HMs! +1/Sean Spicer still has the balls to stand up there and preach about civil liberties and privacy of US Citizens. Are you fucking kidding me? +Some black people live in an entirely different world where everything is peaches and cream, apparently. Take off the rose colored glasses. +I missed my ex last year Pistols are so inaccurate +I call my dick diabetes Because you’re more likely to get it when you are fat. +#KaatruVeliyidai #FDFS 😍 My dear @arrahman Sir and Mani Sir, am so looking fwd to experience your creation!😊 Thank u for 25 years of magic❤️ +Phahlane: We've mobilised our resources to make sure that we are able to do what we are supposed to do #PeoplesMarch @AfriNewsAgency +💯@AleFernandezRoa👉ｆｏｌｌｏｗ👉@priscila_doII💯@przuppo 💯@jet_new💯@oda_f 💯@oce2005💯@shoteck💯@william_1713 💯@faisal_khan4💯@patyie66💯@JHMO23💯@gkc2073 +#ThursdayThoughts: How many other women has @alfranken raped at @nbcsnl @the_USO or @SenateDems +@Alejandro_Bihhh lmaoooo hell naw bro I be up i haven't seen that hoe +'Mandalay Bay staff interacted with Las Vegas shooter more than 10 times in days before Oct. 1' #FalseFlag +A customer made me lose my temper in front of my work crush today and I hope they know I put a fucking hex on them. #brujeria +"I swear, SahBabii's ""Pull Up Wit Ah Stick"" instrumental is one of the most relaxing Hip Hop beats I've ever heard." +And I did it all without breaking down in tears, whining or complaining. Just accepted my lot and moved the fuck on. +My late great-grandfather was responsible for singlehandedly killing 25 of the best German pilots in WW2. He was a great man, but the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had... +How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail the other hand to the floor as well. +also I spilled my fucking water all over the ground and wall like who am i +I chose to be a rapist because I'm a lover *and* a fighter +I don't want to hear about these fucking Easter-twats, waving their xeno-boners around with their made up paranoia and hysteria. +What do you call four Indians in a red sleeping bag? Kit-cat bar +Bangladesh stand-off comes to deadly end with 'militant' blast https://t.co/2qabip2XOT https://t.co/pVkQ73V9Ok +It's better to be missed than to be resented. +"@daniecal I feel like we get a story like this every goddamn day. ""This group is going to BLOW THE LID OFF TRUMP, JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!""" +My grandpa was a strong WW2 soldier! We just found his Nazi uniform! +You are wasting your time normies Stop sending pms telling me to kill myself, I have been treated like shit all my life but I am too much of a pussy to commit suicide, I hope to ine day, maybe I will even send you a video of me doing it but for now I unfortunately can't +i got banned from .ytkpop discord server yet again @/murray fucking kys and choke and die bitch what did i ever do to u +Whats the difference between the Twin Towers and genders? There used to be two of them, but now it's considered rude to talk about it. +"you know when the party was lit when the next day your friend texted you ""have you seen my bra?"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" +I so hope to God my future wife doesn't watch wrestling coz I couldn't stage this to save my goddamn life #Wrestlemania +courtney from 13 reasons why is a fucking bitch she can choke +When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, Not screaming like the passengers in his car. +how do you circumcise a redneck ? you kick his sister in the jaw . +And the award for the most successful troll of 2017 goes to... #Qᴀɴᴏɴ! +the year is 2017. aku's grasp chokes the planet. there are now only 3 video games -breath of the wild -night in the woods -neir autonoma +I could never be happy with a woman who has had a boyfriend in the past +i was arrested while beating a nigger they charged me with impersonating an officer +Lmao!! RT @CarmelIoAnthony: NOBODY cleans a house FASTER than a nigga expecting some pussy. +Reminder that /r/Incels is not a redpill sub It's a blackpill sub +The thing that concerns me is that he got a house off the council thats a house that a Irish family should have got . +And before you ask : Yes I bite my lips . +"""I loved the book ❤️ I am a big fan of Dan Brown Now, Thanks to Tardka Shardka for the recommendation and letting... https://t.co/sHsgxecllt" +Living expenses in Stockholm are very high and some poor Swedes and other Whites have no choice but to live in non-white suburbs . +I will walk a km for every upcel this post gets Try doing something positive for once, normie scum +What does a jew do in the bathroom? The soap. +Absolutely love when 2 people talk dirty to each other while having sex. Especially when eye contact can be made. Happy titty Tuesday. +It's ok- you're a girl. +When I first saw you in class, I thought 'Whoa! She's really hot.' Then you answered a question, and I thought 'Man! Big tits, blonde hair, and smart? No way! +What the difference between my meat And my son? I only beat my meat once a day +Prepare for a brigade if this thread reaches the front page +Don’t be too confident when someone tells you they like you. The real question is, until when? Because just like seasons, people change. +That guy who Elon Musk called a "pedo" is threatening to sue. Just imagine how many Thai kids he'll be able to pay for sex if he wins. +Incels are in cells I like daddy jokes!😎😎😎 +"Marijuana made me cheat on my BF tee-hee" +Lord I pray that all hearts are on you this Christmas, and not on petty family squabbles! +The thing about Global Warming are the twin evils of bad Al Gore and bad AlGorithms. +I think we need new language = Feminine Oppressative: (AKA The Female Oppressative or Feminist Oppressative) +"@LanceOfDiamond ""The great Yohane is upset... This season has driven away my demons... And- ACHOO!"" She sneezes! ""Given me sickness...""" +Off to the gym for some micro gains, little by little :-P +ATI is at the Arizona Chapter Student Conclave. We look forward to meeting the future of the #DPT profession! #SPT #ATICareers +r/PurplePillDebate - Daily reminder that both, the "brotherhood" of r/TheRedPill and the "socially just" of the r/TheBluePill both HATE men with low partner counts. +What's small, pink, red and crawling up your leg? A homesick abortion +Setting up DNS and mail forwards and twitter accounts and analytics and trying to do my eye makeup at the same time why is life so hard +😴😴😴😴😴 these fucking lights just blinked off & I got so damn scared +Yeah I'm in the nra... The national retard association😎 +Bad news, in thousands of years when our skeletons are dug up by archaeologist of the future, they will still identify us as incels because of the bone structure of our skulls +Umm I'm thinking the mayor of Vegas is drunk +The guy from fucking shark tank is running for leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada what +The Republican party: possibly the only party in history to oppose it's own candidates when those candidates views don't line up with the views of the opposing party +what do black guys have that ’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman ? their criminal record . +If the way you want there to be less poor kids is for poor people to stop having kids and not the redistribution of wealth, you are evil +Gr8 @WeChaplains Visioning day Witt @IpswichHosp & @ColchesterNHSFT chaplancies & @brookes254 #inspirational #Collaboration #incarnational +What do you call a Chinese knight? A chink in the armor. +Why does Hillary have Alzheimer's? She forgot what other diseases she is carrying and named one that was convenient to cover her ass. +In two years I will have a BS in Medical Technology . +"""Simple-minded solutions are intelligent solutions."" - @Saturday @CreativeSouthGA #CS17 #ColumbusGA #HugNecks" +I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife. +"""Hale found ample facts supporting allegations that the protesters' injuries were a ""direct and proximate result"" of #Trump's actions.""" +In a thread that talks about only women and children while omitting the deaths of the men, only a few people have tried to bring it up but always receives the same exact treatment of no one caring about the men, or even insulting the ones who went to protect everyone. +what does a black person do after sex ? fifteen to life . +When i lived in Oxford local news mostly consisted of rapes and murders. The main newstory in cornwall today is a skipping dog. +These ratchet hoes are something else this school smells like a fucking zoo +how can you test a black woman for pregnancy ? pull out her tampon and see if the cotton is picked +I accidentally wore two of my birth control patches at once, just realized it. I wondered why my emotions have been so fucked up +I dont see that we all can ignore Las Vegas or the new mass shooting in Texas because it is war knocking at all our doors, and Antifa has made a dent into where they needed it and dont fully keep care to those who they allow apart of them so we all know they have done something that is on them fully +Classmate:: So do you have a Chinese name? Do you speak Chinese to your parents? Me:: I'm not Chinese but I do have a Korean name. It would be nice to speak Chinese! Classmate:: But you look Chinese so you must have some heritage over in China. +No when I was younger like 10 years old , I went to black school because my mom moved us into the ghetto because just gotten divorce from my dad . +Stupid White Man makes vacation get away in living room . +Dude said ice jj fish created player on 2k retarded too lol +Any adequate incels to cope this ldar friday in discord chat or elsewhere? +Kodak is fucking trash he has like 3 or 4 listenable songs +I luv it when crazy gfs block you from their bf's accounts when you aren't even a threat to their relationship😂👏🏼 +A gay homeowner asks for help moving... He needed help packing his fudge. +testosterone levels are pretty low here Incel whys that? +What's the difference between a furry and wet clothes? One you want to hang and the other you put in a dryer. +But neither is the Ku Klux Klan or Any group or organization that is openly pro white or even suspected of being pro white , like the tea parties . +This hoe got 10 seconds to get the hell up outta my face before i set that weave on fire.. +Cousin muted...Liberals they are so pathetic.Still crying about losing...Face it fuck wads Trump is in for a long long time. +Why couldn't the police catch the human trafficker? He was hauling ass +I have a fridge at home I use it for food and dead bodies +I ain't lookin to give myself more often so I can sleep in and be lazy garbage for the day I gave up. +What's Hitler's 2 favorite Pokémon Coughing and wheezing +its the same way in denver. i dont even think anybody speaks english out here anymore. i love this town but i think its time to go .. +If our personality is bad How come most of us have friends and jobs? +Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not gonna fall for that one again... +What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life +What's long and black? The bat I beat my kids with. +delphinus: ravenclaw/slytherin, i'd say the latter bc although she's nice she's very ruthless and ambitious +Parasite found in defectors stomach because they use fieces to farm fahkin gross +A man was on trial for murder, and this was his defense- I didn’t kill him, he took care of that part himself. +A dad just walked onto the subway with a bby strapped to his front and a big flowery bag on his shoulder and I just...imagine Ssk +#000000 Common description of men that get shot by cops +.@SimplyTheBT except adderall is legal, prescribed, and I wasn't arrested for it. NEXT TROLL? +"I considered myself a man until a butterfly landed on me one day and I thought it was charming." +Someone forgot to read 'boating 101' prior to launch. 'Install drain plug' is high on the checklist. Bust Out Another Thousand bro. +Haarith i swear don't fucking ignore me now you fucking paki +What do you call 3 white guys pushing a car? Helping a friend. What do you call 3 black guys pushing a car? Grand theft auto. +IM SO PISSED LMFAO IM NOT EVEN GOING TO MY FUCKING MOMS ANYMORE. +Oh no. “@ThaChicagoBull: It's Friday night, the night all the bitches cheat.” +watches prompto die to a fucking baby chicken four times in a row +RT @CraziestSex: A girl KNOWS when a bitch likes her boyfriend 😴👐 +As soon as i found out she was with child by a mulatto and she 's a wet back too , I suddenly found her to be repulsive and shall never watch anything she is in again . +I just want the fetti fuck u broke ass bitches and niggas!!!! +what 's the worst way to get the money from atm ? if you have to swallow . +I do n't think we want to throw them under a bus but they certainly are stealing our livelihoods and forcing up our rents and house prices . +I love bad bitches thats my fuckin problem forreal real shit i cant even help it +Don't touch my fucking food = feminist mantra +When you slide in her DMs and she doesn't even realize you're sliding in because you're respectful and friendly <<<< +Whats red, 7 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry every time I feed it to her? Her miscarriage +Guys I have an issue with my laundry machine It seems to be trying to file for a divorce. Any tips on how to fix this issue? +@_TanMac I'm celebrating being a real nigga!! & ok cool It's gone be $25 cover charge at the doe tho...👀 +read posts in activism local and regional by dutchy and ladyaryan , the thread name is white town in the making and white strongholds in your city. take care 14 words +If the camera adds 10 pounds... ... do African children even exist? +Father Daughter Talk ...My daughter just walked into the room and said, Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out, take my TV, iPhone, IPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry. Then sell my car, take my house key. And then write me out of your will." Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said, "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed from Iran." +meth a methhead who is muslim 's favourite month is ramadan . no need for eating problems . +There needs to be a negative term for a man that has sex with many women "Player" is a positive term "Slut" is a negative term but its only used for women Whats a negative term that can be used for men? +Are you on your period? +once you go black you 'll sit in the back +Well your more than welcome too move out here from where ever your at . +📄 #WinterEvent2017 On the attraction of two perfectly conducting plat on-the-attraction-of-two-perfectly-conducting-plates.pdf +BREAKING: U.S. immigration officials say they will deport Mexican man found not guilty of murder in San Francisco pier shooting - AP +A year plus away from it and I'm still finding out the ways that full-time freelancing fucked with my conception of work and relaxation +My Daughter went on a school trip to Japan I got her back after I ordered a slave +everyone is being ugly in OW and I got a shitty loot box,,, it's time to start watching my show +how to get black men to your backyard? hang one infront +a man walks into a bar with revolvers . what 's his name ? - revolver - bill a man walks into a bar with cannons . what 's his name ? - cannon - bill a man walks into a bar with arms and legs . what 's his name ? - - - - cherno - byl +What’s the difference between a baby and an apple? I skin my apple before I eat it. +A genie came up to me... And he told me i had one wish. I immediately said, "I wish to no longer be depressed." The genie obliged and snapped his fingers. I died immediately. +what the fuck man i texted like 10 escorts and they all rejected me on the basis i'm only 18 +If I give a cripple a blowjob... Does it count as eating vegetables? +"""It's like the new Scoobus Doobus but it's just Mickey Mouse abusing his dog and telling everyone to die.""" +i 've been paying £ a month to the cats protection league for over a year . i missed payments and they 've just been round and broken my cat ’s legs . +Grandpa Lampshade's GAB tutorials #7 if hating the Jews makes you uncomfortable remember this: the Jews hate you a lot worse +Why is Bill Cosby the best boxer? He got 30 KOs without even stepping in the ring. +Authentic Annie I went to Amsterdam for the Anne Frank guided tour but I decided to sneak into the secret annex at night and hide from the guards to get the full experience. +Anti-Social powers are trying to frame innocent Asaram Bapu Ji by POCSO Misuse! #RemoveUnfairPOCSOlaw ASAP! +Just seen that Steve McNamara is in the Warriors coaching staff. That fucking explains the lot. +I stay away from shady people or try to that's why I stay in my own castle alone and keep to my self🏡🐺 +It took me an hour to get past a stupid fucking barrel-breaking segment at the start of the world but then beat the boss 1st try +"Don't you just hate them "" I got the car as niggas"" so they feel like that's them contributing to the L soo they throw no money down 😂" +A title bragging about getting laid plot twist about her age/consent +Does anyone keep track of how many MRAs with over a thousand followers were banned by Twitter? +Lex Steele I know y'all know him he been knocking hoes off for years and moaning in the process http://t.co/iz75peY71Z +What's the difference between a jew and Santa Clause Santa goes down the chimney. +@N_Distractions Well. This is the way I see it. If they're thick enough to work for the NRA the chances are they we… https://t.co/rMd2sewYxx +A black child has to choose between a bar of milk chocolate or white chocolate. What does he pick? Cotton +Your right the white race will have to fight or go under.For the Irish goverment dont piss down our backs and tell us its raining . +Its like 7am and I just watched the latest RT Vlog...and now I want BBQ. Texan BBQ. Which Ive never had. But I want it. For breakfast. +MAKE THAT FUCKING JUMP JEFF YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT #WrestleMania +Anne frank’s diary is like the porn magazine of the 1940’s Things in there are so kinky and relateable like hardcore furry porn with 3 jews in a hidden adic makes me hard. +Pressure is always on sometimes you gotta take the ball and run power is in my hands but what will I do with the still smoking gun? +You need to wish them well and get on with your life , start a family of your own , that 's coming from someone who is working on the second part of what I told ya ! +I like my children like i like my wine 12 years old and from the basement +Woman get shot by a unseen shooter probably hide in the building in an attempt to dissuad protester to take this building . +If a nigga in nap can fuck my bitch that mean she lame for fuckin a lame.... All deez niggas here corny asl +I'm back bitches 😁😁😁😁 +Now THAT'S how you bust up a bunch of SJW having a #StupidParty! +"""Trump on Healthcare: I don't lose"" Is that a fucking threat?" +See I told you, AIRPLANES are SAFER than AUTOMOBILES and TRAINS‼️ +😂😂 niggas sending screenshots of me to they bitches like " stop texting cuh " 😭 +My friend has me recommend him some short books Italian War Heroes Jewish Business Ethics Negros I Have Met on a Yacht +Why would I waste my time doing something boring at the gym when I can just not eat anymore? +We're literally going to die because of this stupid ass president +Roses are red violets are blue, niggers are black and that is for true And now we wait +Still im bed, its 1 pm Fuck i wasted the whole morning in bed, its over absoltely over +Why do black people smell like shit? So blind people can hate them too. +I don't want a bitch that a nigga already had I want sumn new ... Or a runner it's too easy nigga I accept the challenge +'Forget to salute,' trash the other guy for the 'bad war' (during Cairo II), sympathize w/ 'Pockistan,' gays hurting morale. Thanks King! +You don't have ADD. If you did, you wouldn't have been able to do [thing I did]. +what did the new yorker say to their baby ? here comes the airplane ! +"@damon_musha @Karoli @goldengateblond ""didn't know"" in alt right land means ""won't acknowledge existence""." +"Kayla- ""it's not bullying it's calling shit damn it.!!!!!""" +Peter, it is no suprise that you were the first to make a comment on this thread . +Is there anything women hate more than a man with depression? +Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery. +Hey! HEY! Why do you look like a boy? +Who reported that they were Jews and had an Israeli passport if there was an immediate media blackout as soon as these facts came out ? +“@CMRE24 wasn’t that great to me either RT @Ahki117: "Equalizer" was trash Denzel officially washed bruh”neither was flight +The Twats over at Twatter are being exposed for the cunts they are . +Let's piss some normies off, talk about how we are nice and that's a good thing. +How white is your husband and how black is your son? My son got shot by his dad. I'm my womb. +How dare I suggest Toronto have a "Because I'm a boy" campaign +Senate hearing so bad that CIA drove a Home Depot truck into some queers in NY. +Why wasn't hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks. +which one of these two was hitler 's punchline ? make germany great again or feel the burn ? +Only 2 oppressions. @Prattsays I'm not sexist, but I just remembered why I hate feminists. Unless you're Black orJewish please stop whining. +Have you seen the life of the Jew fish? They were separated at birth but reunited in the oven. +a boy asks his father " why do they say gardeners have green thumbs , when their thumbs are n't green ? " the dad replies " it 's just a saying , son . it 's like when somebody is caught stealing , they say they have been caught ' red handed ' , even though their hands are actually black . " +if a man speaks and his wife is n't around to correct him . is he still wrong ? +RT @sweetalliee: a loyal girl really truly does come with a smart mouth and arguments. only a hoe will let you do as you please cause she g… +Words were said. The gaters protested "free speech!" - alas, speech may be free, but not of consequences. +What is the only white thing black people have? Their masters. +Thank the fucking Lord my fucking accommodations just got approved let's hope I can schedule my test for tomorrow +what s the difference between u / hossmcdank and the guy from rain man ? the guy from rain man is less autistic . +Hopefully these video 's can wake you all up abit - [ youtube ] twHzXN3kNTs [ /youtube ] [ youtube ] DiLbAEQqrqY [ /youtube ] [ youtube ] x9QNKB34cJo [ /youtube ] [ youtube ] LZf _ Ag7SmxI [ /youtube ] Oppression and Violence ? +Prostitutes are fucking useless $120 in their hands, 5 minutes of unenthusiastic blowjob and they just stick their ass out in doggy style expecting you to do all the fucking work, sexdolls can't push them out fast enough Meanwhile roasties are doing 360 noscopes off chads dick and giving him rimjobs FOR FREE +What's the difference between hitler and Michael phelps? Michael phelps can finish a race. +What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat The wheelchair +But I'm going to have to mass-mute or mass-block. GamerGate would prefer that we aren't able to help their own people. +The kardashian's fucked up a lot niggas life's up 😂 +Remember , if time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy. +i keep typing abq instead of aqh for my radio project sjfkwndksnd fucking breaking bad man +Where do you go if you want the dishwasher, washer, and dryer all in one at the best price Tinder +What do the bass and soap have in common? When dropped, things get wild +#YesAllWomen because are you fucking kidding me that the next trending tag is "things girls say during sex"? We can do better. We have to. +The only fate worse than death is being a sub 8 in Chad's world +til that of american women are receiving medication for mental illness . ! that 's horrifying ! it means of them are running around untreated ! +I think women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken... So every once in awhile, when no one's looking, you just have to stick it in a handicap one. +I adopted a retired K9 Unit last week I've done so much cocaine this week. +looking for an ltr i am a french virgin boy doesnt matter if male or female only want a sane entity i repeat sane +REALLY KEVIN , REALLY ... WAKING UP THE BABY ... I AM walking OUT #SCENE #Greenleaf 🌱 on #OwnTVRocks +Oh look, Charles M Blow's story is trending again. Every single time he writes something it trends, wtf? Creeping Toward Crisis +I tried to make a dark joke, but he wouldn’t stop asking me where he was. +No, the only thing guaranteed to NFL players is the signing bonus, not the yearly salary. +the tendency of Alt Righters to attack their closest allies is fucking retarded +So, which one of your parents is Arab and which one is Jewish? +the secret to my eternal faith and amazing sex life ? +"I'm really glad I got over the ""angsty teen not liking their parents"" phase because my parents are awesome as hell" +Pop that pussy for a real nigga +I think people have forgotten that I am fucking boss. 😈☠ #welcomeback +"Dear @Harry_Styles, ""excited"" isn't the right way to describe my feelings for you and ur new music! I'm so proud. Kindly follow me? — 4,235" +Don't bother with black culture , it 's not worth the effort . +“@sc_waters: “@what_evaittakes: Ya niggas play to fuck my niggas play for keeps😎”‼️😂😎”these bitches can't fuck wit me 😩😩 +just like girls can't be a hoe.... guys can't hit a girl back... it's a double standard that will forever exist.... +I wonder if Tom Landry and Vince Lombardi are rolling in their graves over this NFL bullshit? +TEST TO SEE IF I CAN POST WTF IS GOING ON +One day the United States Government will have to End The War On Drugs Legalize Tax and Regulate I just hope I'm still around so I can walk into a Drugs R Us place and purchase what I need +You know what they say, age doesn't matter if it's a dead body +What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob. +I'm so fucking clingy omfg i need to fucking stop, but i can't, just whAI😩 +I'm trying to get a White Nationalist group together in Connecticut . +Madden player Trueboy passed... on the final play of his life. I guess he should have ran... +"""i know what your vagina looks like and you're gonna tell me THIS is awkward??""" +Hey girl, are you a public school? 'Cause I want to shoot some kids up inside you. +I mean...if you want to sow allll of the oats. Find them. Sow them. For those of you that don't...there's nothing wrong with that. +I absolutely hate when grown ass adults act like children +I Love You Lord my strength the Lord is my rock my Fortress my deliverer my God my rock in whom I take refuge my shield and the Horn of my salvation my stronghold I called upon the Lord who is worthy to be praised +How different Africa might look today if the Boers hadn’t been shoahed by the Eternal Anglo. +da person you fw today could wake up & not want to fw you tomorrow but a $100 bill still gone be a $100 bill that's why ion trip off nothing +Man 1:: "They can't tell you the location because your wife will probably end up there!" Man 2:: "Haha, no, I'm the one who'll need to go there!" Man 1:: "Yeah, that's true!" Two rich, older white men during a fundraiser for a domestic violence shelter for women and children. We told them the location of the shelter could not be released for safety reasons after they asked. Made us (two girls, one of whom is a survivor of abuse) feel hopeless, powerless, and frustrated. We didn't know how to tell them that jokes about domestic violence are inappropriate, especially at a fundraiser for a shelter. +"@angrynate @DJOBowen @DoonansNDragons @Jmclean42 @ok_marks You forgot his nickname is ""Mad Bum""... NOW you can't get more badass" +@FlaminiaG_ @laura_bfitx Yes ma'am, my gym is only for clients of mine or the other trainers. It's GREAT. +Literally all you did was see a high rated comment in the video that was posted, and saw an opportunity to make some easy karma, and posted a rephrased version of that comment onto a picture. I'm gettin real tired of your shit, Reddit. +Stephen Hawking just died... I didn’t know a vegetable could last 76 years without refrigeration. +What never gets old? Children with cancer. +"RT @ghoulhumper: fucking saw someone call torbjorn ""toblerone""" +BUT I SOON REALIZED THAT EFFICIENCY AND QUALITY NEED NOT COMPETE, AND TO SHORTEN THE PREP TIME, I EMBRACED THE TECH! AHH, SO STOKED 👐 +Good luck to the boys for tonight, hoping to see plenty of goal celebrations for the Mighty Town @HTAFCBusiness @htafcdotcom #partners +Beat yo bitch pussy 💦 up every time i see her like a bully 😏 then send then send her Ot with the cookie 🍪 +That is such a Hawaiian thing to say. +whats the difference between a pakistani school and a al qaeda base? idk man i just fly the drone +you hear anton yelchin finally got a windows computer ? he was having problems with his gateway . +trust so fucked up I feel like everybody trying to play me 🤷🏽‍♀️ +Females use breast cancer awareness month as an excuse to be a hoe on social sites smh knowing damn well they know nothing about that shit. +If you're going to tell me I'm wrong, you'd better be able to prove it and you'd better know your shit. I aint playin around. +That type of negroes call your kind of brothas , Uncle Tom . +what do black people call their slaves ? son +As if #KaliefBrowder story couldn't give me more of a headache, now there's a deadbeat dad in the mix. Sheesh. +people will find any reason to drink shits mad annoying +"Thanks to @RegalMovies & @fathomevents , I get to enjoy an afternoon with Hitchcock's ""North by Northwest"" on the big screen." +Why are pills white? Cause they work. +These next 2 weeks before Vegas I'll only be working 4 days and the others I'll be flying or off 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 +Turn the entire fuck up, hoes!!!! +5/9 SC justices are pieces of shit. Maybe they should go work for @ubisoft! #scotus +SUSPICIOUS SUBJ, VEH, OR CIRCUMSTANCE at NE PRESCOTT ST / NE 18TH AVE, PORTLAND, OR [Portland Police #PP17000096503] 14:52 #pdx911 +Someone said they were not going to attend Supernova, but instead donate the money for their ticket towards an anti-bullying org. DO THIS. +A friend brought a small little finger nail cleaning knife to school , a teacher found out , and he got expelled ... +Lots of love for @femfreq, @spacekatgal, @TheQuinnspiracy. I can't imagine how hard that was for them to watch. How violated they feel. +at my place , horse is a euphemism for a fertile male . gives a whole new meaning to little kids asking their dads to be a horse for them . +Is it Hansel and Gretel , where the clever young German kids throw the evil old witch into her own oven and cook her ? +Chads and stacys are npcs Incapable of true thoughts like i am capable of. +I woke up randomly at 3 am and it's now almost 6. I can't fucking sleep! :(( +what does a frenchman and the middle east have in common ? both are being driven into the ground by muslims . +Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded. +why do jewish women only go for jewish men? because jewish women won’t go for anything else unless it’s %20 off +I HATE SHEPHERD SMITH HE IS CRAZY AS A PET COON NO MORE FOX TODAY +#FIRSTBOWL A hurtful malignant ulcer afflicted the people who had the #MarkOfTheBeast and were worshipping its image Rev 16:2 #Bible +please tell this bitch I'm subbin her, ik one of you faggs on here fuck with those lames, shit I'm blocked or I would lol +The worst city I have ever seen in person was Miami Florida . +America: 25 percent of American students pass their geography America : 25 percent of American students pass their geography `` Speak for Change +If you think that turning a blind eyes to the destructive deeds of the Jews is what God wants because "chosen people" then you may be a church cuck. +What i like about fucking a dead woman is.. you don't have to bring flowers. 😊 +what 's the worst part about giving your dad a blowjob ? his dick tastes like your brothers asshole . +“What better thing can be said of a man than that he was square, truthful, reliable, certain, powerful, wealthy, and mysterious?" +"@corbynbesson I would shout out ""MERRY CHRISTMAS"" like I sometimes do to my friends even tho it's not Christmas" +My son is 3 years old and I have started homeschooling for him.Few weeks back i was wondering whether i should let him go to a Public school or do home schooling but decided to go for home schooling and now he is enjoying . +How about a brief Radical Agenda Christmas Eve Special? +little johnny wakes up one night little johnny wakes up one night hearing strange noises from his parent 's bedroom . he opens the door to his parents room and sees mom , handcuffed to the bed 's headboard , dad ramming her from behind . johnny screams . dad turns to looks at him , laughs and gives mom a slap on the bum for good measure . johnny runs away , screaming . once dad has finished mom off , he uncuffs her . she immediately says , ' you better go tell johnny everything is ok , the shit he just saw could scar him for life " . dad rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees . pulls on his robe and heads for johnny 's room only to find it 's empty . he then heads for the tv room but when he passes the guest room , he notices the door is ajar , noises coming from inside . he opens the door to look in and sees granny on her hands and knees , little johnny fucking her from behind . dad screams . johnny turns around looks at him and says " yeah , not so funny when it 's your mom huh ? " +i can usually tell within minutes of meeting a woman weather our sex will be consensual or not . +What do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair? Rolaids. +What's an African's favorite food? Africans don't eat, silly. +What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage? I've never eaten a train carriage. +Girl:: You can't be Mexican! You're too pretty to be Mexican. You must be something else. Guy:: See, i told you she was something else. +What's Africa's national/continental bird? The Mosquito +So since the NFL is engaging in partisan politics.... isn't it time to yank their tax exempt status. +Blatant sexism in /r/parenting portraying Dads as selfish and lazy +Literally nothing will happen tomorrow, except for maybe a few minor chimp-outs involving smashing windows and turning over trash cans. +elana has me fucked up with these coraline theories +how are a jew and a stiff nipple similar ? they both disappear after a hot shower +They should make a campaign for tolerance of those with disabilities Stand up for those who can't +I like my women like I like my watermelon Three months old and stolen from the arms of a crying black woman +have you heard about chris cornell ? well it is a bad news good noose thing . +She asks why in an offended way, then says I definitely NEED to come to her church and learn the secrets. +There's an easy way to circumcise a redneck. Kick his sister in the jaw. +Interesting guy , if you 've never seen Derren Brown before . +I'm gonna name my puppy "retarded" So when someone asks me "Are you fucking retarded?" I can say " No, I'm fucking my daughter" +I can't with these second class bitches +Need better on ground intel. Stuff like #Gwer shouldn't happen. ISIS should have been attacked by air before they got there. #Peshmerga +Breakng: LasVegas- The power is out at the "CES" Consumer Electric Show". +what's it called when you have sex with a man who has a small penis? an inside joke. +(((Consolidation of power))) for the (((propagandists))) peddling their (((Cultural Marxism))) +I bet you Wenger would say he had wanted to sign Mane too, always signing players in his head. #aprilfoolsday +when are we going to get sentient AI sexbots? +It would be fun to watch some of Matt Lauer’s old interviews knowing what we know now. +Cover ups at the end of the day are annoying as fuck +what 's the difference between women an raisins ? some people like raisins . +All my old hoes wana have my baby +I fucked up finishing Nier this morning because now I have nothing to do tonight +Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet." +How do you keep your schoolgirl figure? +Did you hear about the black guy who had the left side of his body cut off? He still had no rights. +everything hacks your biology these days porn hacks your sex drive social media hacks your relationship drive and video games hack your achievement drive +Bitches rather be petty with his hoes instead of posting bail now that ah really fck em up.....psa +im sorry about being a bitch.i was just hurt.hope you find your talk with someone.ifyouwant to talk to someone who is trying to get their degrees pm me on sf or im me on aol aryan14words@aol.com or yahoo whiteqt242002 christy88 +Whore pretending to be cultured begging for karma and white knight compliments +The fact that so many policemen participate in rape has given a whole new meaning to "FBI open up" More like "FBI open wide" +RT @cashflowHO: I'm too pretty for this 😎💁💅 . Yall lil bitches can have the petty shit 👐💩💀 . +Karen Straughan just got asked for her opinion on privilege on TVO. +my inch tv arrived yesterday . i was n't expecting a midget transvestite . +Sad it happens more and more they want to take ours but what do they think i want to date one of those negro women +Even when recovering from 'death' femaloids can't help but whore themselves out for instagram likes. +I love open minded people Like JFK or Kurt Cobain +I wiped out so bad on my longboard today😂😂still lit as hell with the homies @prince_habib96 @el_pinooo +May be SF Ireland could apply to the funding , as it 's working hard to improve White racial relations in the Community ? +you ain't gotta be a dyke to like hoes +Gona try to maximally limit my time in this sub, cuz sittin here daily turned me to nearly lowest point in depression ive had in a while +it is fucking freezing im under 3 blankets and still shivering +it just fucking hit me again that my granddad has cancer and now i can't move. what do now +Sharing is caring... ...not what the HIV victim agrees with. +Whats the difference between a banana and an 18 inch rubber cock? I wouldn't beat a baby to death with a banana +So far , all I 've see is their Facebook page which has news items and the usual Facebook stuff . +Since this sub has been thoroughly brigaded by normies, how do I tell the difference between a post made by a normie troll pretending to be incel and a post made by a real incel? +my mom is so FUCKING DUMB im balding because my mothers side so i was talking about this and she said 'You cant be balding because my genetic because i am not a man' +Things @EvelynNFarkas should worry about. Obama admin and Clinton/associates have documented history of disparate actions toward white males +what 's the difference between boy scouts and jews ! boy scouts always come back from camp ! +If Bulgarians are n't slavic , then it 's perhaps time for the rest of them to seek a new name for themselves , cos it 's us that used that ethnonym first , dig ? +Ill take yo bitch and make her everybody bitch😮👊 +They say safety in numbers.. Tell that to six million Jews. +Why are "balls" not seen as sufficient reason for "manspreading" but "breasts" are for breast feeding in public? +just found out a mutual friend between me and my ex best friend unfollowed me on tumblr (naturally leaving me to following him still) lmfao +body shake Any other incels have a twitch or body shake? +I wish I could die and be reborn as a golden retriever owned by a loving middle class family Sounds like a chill life despite being short +In the femoid dictionary, personality and face are synonyms. +What restaurant around here isn't overwhelmed by GDC traffic? I require fuel in the form of gin. +I kept the same hairstyle for like 2 weeks. I think that's the longest I can go. I'm ready for something new already 😭. +RT @YungTweetGod: Bitches will give their pussy to the whole community but wont give a nigga a piece of gum +half white is still superior because how come every person I know who is half white is good at everything no matter about what other race is in um .. +I visited Tiananmen Square in 1989 Out of 10 stars, i'd give it a 10,000. +8s being obesecel worse tgan just being ugly and thin? +YouTube - Mayor of Boston sends welcome to gay/transgender youth event Kids attend prom from ' sexual hell ' You wo n't believe how children as young as 12 years old partied Family advocates are outraged by a prom held at Boston City Hall that was open to children apparently as young as 12 featuring crossdressers , homosexual heavy petting , suspected drug use and a leather-clad doorman who teaches sexual bondage classes . +what do country music fans wear to las vegas ? casual t 's +On twitter: Just picked up a seven day ban for telling a Muslim woman it's hard to tell her apart from a donkey. +What do jews and chips have in common? They're best oven baked. +A woman gives birth. The new mother was anxious to find out. Doc: ''If it doesn't cry in 10 minutes, it's a tumor.'' +Dogs and coyotes are two different species that can breed and produce fertile offspring . +Great incel to alpha slayer story I was thinking this morning and realized something great for you all to watch- Season 1 Episode 15 "Game Time" from How I Met your Mother. +My wife walked in on me fucking my daughter 'Larry, WTF!' 'I'm sorry Jane, I just couldn't resist the temptation anymore' 'You were supposed to leave that at the abortion clinic!' +Oprah needs a 5150 if she thinks she can beat Trump in 2020 +I wish the normies that abuse me could feel the pain I'm in Maybe then they'd lay off the bullying, it makes me suicidal and they never stop no matter how much I ask +We just need some privacy that's her calling gotta be tell your girl do not disturb you gone get what you deserve 🤤 +People are wondering if it is Yanny or Laurel... I don’t give a fuck about that, I’m just wondering how my slave got a phone. +Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. +"Depressed" Females don't exist They are just attention whore sluts trying to get pity from white knight beta cuck providers, as she gets railed by Chad daily +You could see the break coming from a mile away. #Federer went into super-aggressive mode at just the right time. #MiamiOpen +Media, microaggressions, jokes, stuff that's "not a big deal" feeds the dehumanization of women that leads to their deaths. +Flew all the way to Amsterdam to see #Edsheeran @ZiggoDome with my old flatmate. #excited can't wait! +Half Asian girls are considered cute, half Asian boys are considered trash Conclusion : I am cursed +Where did Sally go after the bombs dropped... Everywhere +my cat gave birth and today , we watched the kittens climb out of their box for the first time . you should have seen the looks on their little faces . t was like , " why the fuck am i in the middle of a lake ? " +i figured someone sounded familiar in dumb dumb i didnt realized they were naming michael jacksons songs +Normalshits suffering hearing loss for going to loud concerts :) +What’s the difference between a dishwasher and a washing machine? Nothing, unless you believe in polygamy. +@AC_Trucking Thx for connecting. Would love to share our mission of helping drivers in need with you. https://t.co/RX3lUtX7hQ +This is commonly found in cases of domestic violence, but it's a favored tactic of GamerGate as well. +how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? i do n't know , i just fly the drones . +Donald TRUMP THE MIGHTY DONALD TRUMP THE BRAVE CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED I'M YOUR 🔨 AND I HAVE BEEN SAVED LIVE TO DIE ON THAT FINAL DAY +Feminist sucks out poor man's life-force - [0:27] • /r/videos +There's a place for Poles , it 's called Poland . +it must be hard for a woman to get raped otherwise it does n't go in . +When I was young, my uncle and I would play the tickle game He always told me to not tell anyone as it wasn't much fun with more the 2 people +What’s the difference between Mollie Tibbetts and John McCain? One was killed by an extremely rampant, dangerous cancer plaguing the country and one had a brain tumor. +Dangers of government schools : exposing your kids to philosophy like this .... +If a woman wants to reject a man, that's her choice If a man wants to rape a woman, that's his choice. +actually SXE kids are locked up more then drug users simply for acts of violence but maybe thats just here in utah +Why are all of you still dying of bombings? Just use Blast Protection IV +Why does EVERY man in a van bib at me?!? So fucking pervy +Friendly reminder that it is only 15 more days to the big Right Wing purge on Twitter. +I found out I’m part German which explains why I would randomly feel the urge to... keep a gas bottle in my room at all times and ask my Swiss grandfather where he stashed the gold. +Just because you have a girlfriend now doesn't mean you need a lesbian haircut. +What’s the definition of “pissed off”? Verne Troyer with a yo-yo +Row as tampon tax cash goes to anti-abortion charity Life- it's a fucked up world https://t.co/TTq28rTOpF +I've never heard of this but I guess that it would be based on the amount of food our country produces . +What is the best place for a giant pizza party? Auschwitz, there are enough ovens in there. +They Were Using Dead Cows For A Study. Wait Until You See How They Lost One. https://t.co/2oBfgo5iYB https://t.co/IHWUZ7kQvq +I just found these old Jordan's I got signed by @Logic301 back in 2013 on the welcome to forever tour. His tickets were only $15 back then. +Fuck all these old ass, close minded, driving 10 under the speed limit, catch an attitude cause they don't understand how shit works, +Why do Jews have such big noses? The air is free +#taxcuts #taxcuts #taxcuts #Trump #USA +for those of you out there that successfully committed suicide . id it hurt ? hello . +made this up earlier i complimented my young chinese friend on his shoes today . " thanks , " he said , " i made them myself . " +“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her; but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.” ― Voltaire +[Newcels get in here] When Normies say young love is overrated.... +What does a pedophilic cannibal call a five year old baseball player Tee boned steak +Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with class. +"Castor stepped out, hanging onto the wall for support. ""Lux, shut the fuck up and come to bed before you do something irreparably stupid.""" +I really am always there for my bitches and they know that 💯. +“When someone left you, do not cry because that is the message that you’re going to get a better one.” +Saw three GROWN men on a motorcycle & that bitch was barely moving lmao what the hell +#Raiders could use Sherman's nasty streak, intellect in the 2ndary, his swag to a soft D, but that pick has way more value long term. +Gaters have started spamming @join_oapi instead of this account. It's cool, I'm modifying ggautoblocker to use mute just for that acct. ^.^ +Women are like snowflakes. They can't drive... +The least funny sexist unjoke there is. @unicatbirdwhale make a sandwich :o #notsexist +I found a dog collar on the side of the road and got worried because it looked like the one I bought Luckily when I got home my daughter was still chained up in my room wearing the collar I bought. +what do you call when n.korea hits s.korea with a nuke ? a korean bbq . +i just found out tom clancy died in fucking 2013 and i didn’t know. thats insane +I asked my great grandpa if he had any pets as a kid He said: "Well, my family owned a lot of exotic, imported monkeys from africa that we used to call 'niggers'. My favourite one was named Jamal" +my real story about times with different girls for you guys [ removed ] +What actionable things would you recommend to do to further men's rights? +New term to replace FHO and CREV (FOR INCEL EYES ONLY) (NORMIES DO NOT CLICK ON THIS THREAD) FSC; Future Sex Cadaver +Trump erases eight years of job-killing and economy-killing Obamanomics with the stroke of a pen. +@menacingpickle @tex2448fan @AnmlAdvntrPark @ToysRUs not sure but having it there might make it is less convenient… https://t.co/XEvv5TBCqi +You can say what you like about Muslims but they will be offended. +Im so depressed right now Im in so much pain, why cant a girl make me feel better? +That's a girl's toy. +what do you call a drunken muslim ? mohammered +So I didn't watch the match... Mental health is more imp for me... and knowing that if #Arsenal doesn't lose I have played my part I guess! +Why is shipping on jockstraps and briefs 20$. Just fucking shove them in an envelope and call it a day wtf +now that ye mention it he does look a bit like this traveller i knew. i wonder if we gave him a wash would he really be a white guy with red hair ? +RT @vickyBeanMr: We live In a world full of unloyal hoes & ugly niggas asking for hugs +What is the difference between a ten year old boy and a fork? One doesn't cry when you eat the meat at the end of it. +Parallel lines are like a black man and his son There never going to meet +We'd like you to meet James, our March #EOTM at Woodside. And here's why: #reliable #greatworkethic #dedicated… https://t.co/Ohke4hPFa0 +Bruh read the end point of your reply thread to me ..stop confusing yourself.. We have gone through this https://t.co/LgIpCuPTfR +There was a small Nigerian man that lived in the same town as me for about a year . +What's the difference between Americans and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture. +My favourite chat up line: 'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list.' +I hate when cute ass girls have wack af boyfriends like bitch youre settlling. Quit your settling and be with a real nigga +My self esteem is entirely dependent on being better at videogames than the rest of my family +Why are YouTubers getting famous for clickbait, poronography, drama, & hate speech, & that's stuff that's banned? Oh, wait. We're stupid. +everyones so fucked up imagine having that mentality +All yall bitches fake an wanna b's get yall life, +When I was in Iraq my mentality was if I loose limbs, let it be my legs so I still have hands to play @Xbox 2006-2007 15mnths 618th EngCo +an irishman punched a black person for complaining too much . they called it a nig nag paddy whack . +Be 💯💯off jump that's all I ever ask for. Y'all niggas don't wanna b out here lookin stupid neither do us females so let us know. PLEASE +Why do you feed a baby into a blender feet-first? So you can stare into its eyes as you come. +" bitch nigga miss me with it " +My dad is like Santa He only visits once a year +Ain't no love in the ghetto 💔 +In the United States, Geospatial intelligence, GEOINT (GEOspatial INTelligence) is intelligence about the human activity on earth derived from the exploitation and analysis of imagery and geospatial information that describes +IF PD101 HURTS MY BOYS IM FUCKING FLYING OUT THERE AND THROWING FISTS +The largest age demographic for users on this site are in their 20s or early 30s . +Call a foul when it isn't a fucking foul then you'll get a play by play. In that play by play, show me the foul. That's how it works. +What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit The dog shit will turn white and Lise it's stink +Fortunately, being a shy owl, I sandboxed my straying to limited confines, minimizing negative effects. +Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt +i was raped by a gang of mimes . they did unspeakable things to me . +"RT @BonnieKnowsBEST: I hate a ""it's up to you"" ass nigga 🙄" +I was at whole foods the other day and they were throwing away all the vegetables that had gone bad... I went in the back and got like 4 free wheelchairs. +I WANT HARRY'S VOICE TO BE THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY FUCKING LIFE +How do you make an old woman breath fire? Ignite her oxygen tank. +Who thinks White People should marry White People and only White People ? +@lcxancilleri faggot +Thanks so much for the amazing review Kim! I'm so glad I as able to make the process easy for you! Good luck in your new home! #yelpreview +I'm in the process of painting my grandpa's furniture black. It helps him remember a better time. +It's hard, and god your young soldier's not so bold, but needs you. This world's my home but world I will leave you. +What did Allah say to Muslim that drank alcohol? Nothing, because Allah doesn't exist. +how do you kill a one legged fox ? make him run across canada . +Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot. +When a race no longer has the will to protect its women then it 's well on the way to extinction . +Bollywood Divas Steps Ahead To Support #DontManCriminate Look what the bollywood Divas like Pratyusha and Sana has to say on Mancrimination, with the online fashion and lifestyle magazine Maggcom - #ChooseIt +I'm glad you're over your angry feminist phase. You used to be really abrasive with it. +Explain to them this is wrong. send mass emails explaining the science behind it , and tell everyone not to breed with them . +"Mom at the park: ""They're twins? How old are they?"" Me: ""14 months.."" Mom: ""Oh wow, you look amazing!"" Me: ""Not mine.."" #nannyprobs" +hey after five years of searching I finally fell in love again . +If a bitch pussy bloody I ain't gone post it on the book he might have had a stomach virus +There is actually an error in TTG The walking dead where you're choices with Kenny won't get carried over. I always helped him and looked after his kid but he would still say "You were never there for me" or "you left duck in danger twice." Eventually I found that if I fiddled with some files the progress went through. +"Niggas got dumb ass logic. They be like ""I know I cheated first and several times, but you cheated and it was for longer"" like nigga." +👉 RT @OfficiallyIce: #GuiltyPleasure watching niggers fight on YouTube/Vine/IG +It is no mere coincidence that the Liberal Party color is Blue . +What do you call a woman pregnant with twins? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. +Feeling bad for the plasterers at the North America's Building Trades Unions National Legislative Conference today. +"Oh he is so average, and he has common personality, I fell in love" said NO femoid EVER +RT @DaOfficialHNIC: At fucking all💯 https://t.co/2RtC7z66PZ +DV jokes over a fucking IG like? A Fucking IG like! This is just ... +Labor response 2 Trump mtng w/ Building Trades shows y #unions r so weak.POTUS w/ a neo-nazi adviser invited 2 speak? Hitler promised jobs 2 +I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World, so I took them to a fish market and said... "Shhhhh! They're all asleep!" +I don't get why Black Friday is such a big deal. They already have a whole history month +Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? She moans with the other +Why is there no Muslim sex dolls? Because they blow up when you try to inflate them. +The only thing worse than somebody who thinks you're actually racist just because you told a joke, Is the blacks. +So Stephen Hawking died... Sucks when ur vegetables expire 🍅🥕🥦😩😩 +"RT @Liberienne: ""Your girl posts thirst traps? That's OUR girl bro.""- a fucking clown" +I like this article. What's wrong with being mostly mediocre + the occasional success? #ThatsBasicallyHowLifeWorks https://t.co/GvcZpQClUI +Thinking should become ur capital asset, no matter w/e ↑s and ↓s u come across in ur life. @OfficialKalam #dailymotivation #mondaymotivation +RT @tbl213: Re fucking tweet https://t.co/EjUuKcALEE +los pornobot, Part 2: electric boogaloo @gottlesadddob1986 +It's creepy when your teacher wants to have sex with you... especially if you're homeschooled. +Well I Been Just Was Fucking With Someone Guess I Aint Nomore +The ONLY person on this planet that has/had a prettier spinebuster than @REALBobbyRoode clearly was Arn Anderson. Roode is INCREDIBLE! +Some of the stuff on MRA is making me just want to avoid sex Its just some of the horror stories, and my own experience with a Same sex sexual assault make me really reluctant to have it again which sounds crazy I know. +What is similar between Chris Brown and Rihanna’s relationship and a game of tennis? It’s just backhand, backhand and more backhands +If there's any bears that can give me a shout out to get more followers would be much appreciated 🔵⚪🔴 🇬🇧 +Did you hear about the Muslim who tried to hide from the CIA after 9/11? He submerged. +difference between Moore and Jones... 9,200 votes Total Write-Ins — 20,219 +Tom Petty is still alive, earlier reports were false +When an ex FBI employee tells you he doesn't believe a damn thing they say anymore, you know it's bad. +What do call a Bald Man? Luke. Luke Kemia, "Leukaemia" +What's the first thing you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses +If calmcels don't hate western society yet Turn on shows like sense8 and broad city +Where does Kanye West's aroused dick point to? North West +What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman One is a superhero and the other is a simple command +Before you meet your new coworker, I should warn you: she's lesbian. That's why she dresses like a man. +I would like to help out on this project . +A host at 118.163.61.31 (TW, N/A - N/A) tried to log into my honeypot's fake Terminal Services server... #netmenaces 1 +you got niggas, and i got bitches. +Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday. +I spend a lot of time saying “what a cunt” out loud to to the TV when watching most shows. My cats no longer respond to it. +Apparently telling the sex trafficking survivor with a fear of speaking in public to picture everyone in the room naked is poor advice. +What was my father's last words before dying in the Twin Towers Attack ? ALLAHU AKBARRRR +I have no respect for people who cheat that shits just retarded +What’s the difference between an immortal goddess and a prostitute? The letter t +Sure you didn't blow it out of proportion hun? +I can't wait to turnup with my bitches . I miss them 😩😩 +I always like to say my first truly heretical racial thought was riding my bike across the South Side of Chicago in 1992 and thinking "my God this looks just like Africa!" +plz provide me printable ticket fr PNR:2653041749,TRAIN:12952,DOJ:17- 11-16, as booking history is nt showing it @IRCTC_Ltd @sureshpprabhu +She's SO Bipolar, haha! +Fuck yeah it's Friday!!! 😝 Let's hang out togetherrr 😊 See you soon! ❤️ +If someone suggests therapy then he/she doesn't understand you Cause if he/she did then the advice would be suicide or LDAR. +I had the Audacity to Look at a Roastie and She Rolled Her Eyes at Me Degenerate slut deserves the rope +An Irish prison is like a luxury hotel where they come and thats even if they get sent to prison and thats if they get do n't flee the country and thats if they get caught doing the crime ... so crime does pay in Ireland . +A fairy, an unicorn, a good Mexican and a bad Mexican found a treasure chest. Who will take it ? The bad Mexican, as the others don't exist. +Sometimes I hope that CA does break off and become it's own island. I love it here, but damn. The system is rigged. +My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old. +What is the best part about banging twenty-two year olds? There are 20 of them +A Chad with Glasses *When you says you want a Nerd* *Above the rest of the masses* *You don't understand the word* *Nor what your sex drive says* *While we were studying mad* *Attending all our classes* *You were fucking Chad* *While they kicked our assess* *You don't care about comic books* *I'm not going to pay your taxes* *You don't want a Nerd without looks* *You want a Chad with glasses* +Just when I thought TrollX couldn't get any more cancerous +In 12 hours we know where this guy lives, when he entered the country, his shoe size and how he likes his eggs cooked In 2-1/2 months we know almost nothing about the Vegas shooter 🤔🤔🤔 +High-ranked women less generous than men when sharing a reward with their collaborators • r/science +What's a white mans favorite song by a black artist? My Nigga, cause, "My nigger, my nigger, my muthafuckin nigger." +Jesus would be very disappointed in all the so called Christians who are so supportive of Jews . +Why do you focus so much on rape victims? Men who go to war get PTSD too. Don't you care about them? +LIKEWISE @Reni__Rinse who's f****N dumb idea was it to change Thor to a girl? i hope you burn in hell! #NotSexist +It's beanie weather bitches 🌀 http://t.co/uy012Hkz9Q +I can hear @agustus hollering from New York all the way to Texas about Bill Deblasio about now! +Incels are treated worse than females in islamic nations. +What does Jamestown and Worms have in common? Suicide Sheep. +Greeting Fellow Nationalist I and White Avenger and I have joined this Site to free our Great Contry of theColoured Invaders . +Go home. +Instead of scrolling down this Mfer ! I'll rather be putting pressure on some Oochie-Wally Wally Oochie-Bang Bang 😎 +There is only one thing that disappoints me more than a dead feminist. A living one +At least, I learned early on that ppl r ridiculous. 1 day ppl were talkin shit about RuPaul, who is just old, & a fuckin Pioneer. +And before you protest that you're *not* mad, there's not much other reason you'd be out tweeting at women about feminism. @tehcoder42 +Look at you, being all domestic! +9 hours after the fact Trump condemns Syria a gas attacks, then blames Obama! Typical response from a man who takes no responsibility! +This is why no one likes you. Because you're a bitch. And a slut. +Don't give up on people. Just bcz they aren't changing now doesn't mean they never will. Impossible is a myth. +Do you think when a Jehovah's witness dies God pretends he's not in +I HATE CORNY ASS NIGGAS WHO MESSAGE YOU ASKING TO JOIN THEIR PYRAMID SKIM HEADASSES +I have a headache from these nasty ass animals & their smells +This track fucking goes 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/kLX8YhIDd2 +Hm, sadly a mixed bag of responses. I had more fun imagining the reactions as I was making the build than reading actual public opinions. +Happy birthday to one of my favorite coworkers ever, @jsoudah_!! You are a gem and I hope your birthday has been amazing 💃🏽❤️🎉🍾 +03:56 UTC Temp: 7.3°C Wind: NNE, 0 mph(avg), 2 mph(gust) Humidity: 70% Rain(/hr): 0.0 mm Pressure: 1027 hPa, rising slowly #weather +Daily reminder that a girl won't talk to you unless you're hot so personality doesn't matter +Dear Islam, please stop killing people to show the world how much you hate us. We already know because the Koran tells us. #SaintPetersburg +Yup, Africans breeding like cockroaches , AIDs is not killing them off fast enough to stop their growth ! +My nephew albino albinos have astigmatisms eye spasms partial blindness its not their faults +Been sleeping toooooo much, fuck it ima enjoy it before i start working 2 jobs like a hoe haha +why do indians smell terrible ? so deaf people can hate them too ! +Your mom and I will support you as long as you date women. It doesn't even matter if she's black, as long as it's a woman. +I can watch star all day I'm so mad that I missed the season finale tho 😭 I love you guys tho 💕💕 @wordtoJude @brittanyogrady @RyanDestiny +The republican teabaggers hate this but screw em. http://t.co/6iutHYvhQm +What makes my slaves and Lil Pump similar? They’re both on the beat +I would very much like to comment on this topic but I seriously doubt that I can manage to do so in fewer than five pages . +Where do Muslims go after they die? Allahver the place +Wow, maybe next time you should leave your little sister at home especially since you live in a highly non-white populated area . +You know what’s great about having sex with twenty six year olds? There’s twenty of them +Vanilla Gorilla +Can I jut go ONE day without people having me fucked up, PLEASE!!! Maybe my birthday... +My suggestion to native English speakers is to learn English, because many of you can't speak/write it properly. +"""If a lion ate a gazebo that would mean there's a lion loose at a Lowe's"" I can't handle this #listentothebestshow" +Bojack101 is on a post-spree like he's got PMS, u sure he's not undercover female? +but i do know one thing though, bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday monday, monday through sunday yooooo #superman +I just made a fool of myself like 8 times in this fucking Taco Bell +What's black, steals TVs and does drugs? No idea, but it's probably standing in line at KFC. +What is the difference between my wife's abortion and the movie "Avatar"? I don't own 4 copies of Avatar on Blu-ray. +I read that there are very few changes from each edition and that the sole purpose for the changes is to ruin lesson plans and thwart the used book market . +are you made of gold , titanium , sulfur , titanium , carbon ? because you 're autistic +Ya but you could just find a new lobby. Now almost every single lobby has a hacker of some sort. +What did the Mohel say to the father when he tried to pay him? "No need to pay, I just keep the tips" +9/11 should have been a dead giveaway When a Muslim asked the receptionist if there was "anything cheaper than one-way?" Old jokes haha +The dystopian themes of Harry Styles first solo song, Sign of the Times will help seal its reputation in the future. It's quite zeitgeist +Just a greedy kid. Reaching out for 2 toys and inadvertently fucking them both up 😱 +is that what it looks like from the outside cause that's fucking hilarious wow i can never take myself seriously again +What did Jesus say before he died? Nothing that cunt doesn't even exist. +Kids do have a volume knob... Just turn their heads til you hear a click. +Glad to see that there are so many of us here in Wisconsin . +My middle school piano teacher gave the worst advice, he said to start at a young age . . . Maybe that's why i'm in jail +the best way to deal with failure or disappointment is to just get back on the horse unless you are christopher reeves +my uncle billy was a nazi . at least he knew how to bake . +]Presidential Swag Battle - President Buhari vs Vice President Osinbajo (Photos) https://t.co/lfJI2fJWra +A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead go for it. +r/Tinder knows the truth, but some of them haven't realised that they belong here. +Now we'll see if this dude is everything that he's cracked up to be. Time to get ready to bring the Travel Ban up to the Supreme Court. +if you don't text me back or if you always have an excuse for not linking, I'm deleting your number, it's a waste of my time +John F. Kennedy was really famous It went right to his head +French Traveller François Bernier talks about his time in India and how he was devasted seeing Indians practice Sati. Fair to say it was not the light and sound show he was hoping for as a tourist. +When we go unprivate There will be so many people trying to fake being incel/genetic trash to try to get approved. +bryce from 13 reasons why is one of the most disgusting and repulsive characters from anything I've ever read/watched +you should' t say that white are more intelligent than blacks as i am a black neurosurgeon and that takes a high level of intelligence to become so think before you speak . +🚨BREAKING: illegal alien 5x deported on 7 felonies found not guilty in the murder of Kate Steinle who he shot with a gun Jury full of communists just allowed a foreigner to execute an American citizen without repercussion This is a glimpse into the future if we don’t take drastic measures +How do you know if an autistic kid is dangerous If he doesn’t use the REE-Mote strap +My girlfriend said that a small dick can't ruin our relationship But I'd still prefer if she didn't have one +How you keep a black man out your backyard? You hang one out front. +what do you get when you put a baby in a blender ? arrested . what do yoy get when you turn the blender on ? strawberry milkshake . +Did you know that Gandhi used to work as a lawyer in South Africa? Before his first case he threw up... Luckily, he won’t have any food to throw up later... +Teacher:: Hello ladies, gentlemen, and anyone else we may have in here today. Student:: Oh GOD, I hope we don't have any of /those/ in here. In a high school Economics class. I'm 16 years old and a closeted androgyne. Glad that the teacher would acknowledge people like me, but sad that the student had such hateful views. +Pump and dump, that's all girls are for And even then she'll never let you touch her +Why didn't God make blonde black people? How stupid do you want them to be? +Ima need all these side bitches to stop talking about relationship advice and complaining how fake everyone is. 🙄 you are one of them lol. +My mom doesn't let me wear hoop earrings because they make me look Mexican. +I can't believe I watched 8 seasons of 70s for Jackie to end up with FUCKING FEZ +#Deepstate technocracy must go with the dinosaurs. Increasingly, there is becoming no alternative to truly open government. #NaturalLaw +The facebook comments supporting the mattress girl make me weep for our future. +Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview. +Worried if I hit that button, I'll lose all my Patrons. +💃🕺🎶 Much appreciation for your RTs @RobinTucker1234 @TenganD @Zepanski @cstorage1 @Baguan1066 @ClemOno2 @GaryLoper @DianeSm23307695 🌿 +Hey, @kcgreenn, thought you'd like to know a plagiarized version of one of your comics is going around with altered, offensive dialogue. +In a moment of weakness, I had sex with my grandmother last night. Now, all I need to do is... Wash her ashes off my cock and put the urn back on the mantelpiece... +Where's the vegetable? Where you left him. +It's a lot of Uncle Tom ass niggas out here. +Versace belts and LV wallets just won't cut it. Need to really show his ass up.. Little bitch +Women know nothing about cars. +What’s the difference between a Jew and money I would care if I lost 6 million dollars +so here i am in the internet cafe with the biggest fucking nigger i 've ever seen reading every word i ty +Is the "shower" meme a joke or a real advice? +You can become rich without looks Become pro at a video game and stream (qtpie) Learn economics and start a business (risky but you pretty much control Chad and Stacy). +Hey, step bro, you wanna, like, have sex with me? Well, sure, if you incest +I feel certain that Baghdadi will be dead before the end of 2015. #Islam #ISIS #Daesh #Raqqa #Mosul #Baiji #Syria #Iran +Whereas Breitbart and Bannon are now falling for the media's gotcha games, the much more savvy Tucker Carlson refuses to play the "I disavow" game and sticks to his principles. +I liked a @YouTube video from @elpikminmaster https://t.co/SYGyy86Sb0 Fire Emblem Heroes: Spring Festival NONSENSE +"""if he doesn't make it Facebook official it's not real"" uhm?? bullshit! not everything is centered around social media" +"Resting bitch face" is targeted exclusively at incels That same chick that looks pissed off, and who gets even more annoyed if you dare speak to her... She turns into one big smile around a handsome guy, and when he speaks to her, she lights up and turns into butter. +Hi ! i just wanted to share every ethiopian food recipes with you in the comments ! +Don't trust a bitch who's nail polish is chipping off. +RT @OhLeyo_: @vin_chenzo1 I'm a joke having hoes ain't shit, I'm just looking for the first girl I loved when I'm in these bitches. That's … +How do you make African people run up to you? Just yell out food and they'll be like those seagulls from "Finding Nemo". +the sexual revolution proved monogamy is a meme All betas and incels may as well be put into camps and work endlessly until the day we die, we can never truly be sexually attractive to women 10 women would rather share 1 chad than even think about touching a sub 8 +Jon Holladay addresses cloud hype: technology won't fix gov't innovation by itself. We must address bureaucratic processes. #InforFedForum +(Wave) SWELL: 5.3 ft at 16.7 s W / WIND WAVE: 3.0 ft at 9.1 s WNW / WVHT: 6.2 ft / APD: 10.6 s / MWD: 267° / 12:41p PDT +Some bitches got a bad habit of thinking everyone want them don't get yah feelings hurt 😂 +How about this one -- the commercials for the home burglary alarm they keep running on television---the criminals breaking in are --- surprise--always white . +oh now is time for helmsley v. rollins, cant wait to see the over the top entrances #Wrestlemania #wwe +Hair loss is such a traumatic experience When you get to the dreadful NW2 stage, you literally can't live anymore I'm hanging in there because I don't want to get on propecia but still no cure is in sight..... +If only John McCain loved his fellow American citizens as much as he hates the POTUS... +My hustle & flow is different, don't try to compare, I do things this way cause it works for ME ✍🏾 +So fucking proud of Zoe right now. And it is so weird being part of an entourage :P +Who are you abusing? "End animal abuse!" said an activist. One man stood up and said, "You mean, my wife?" +Why don't you want to straighten you're hair? You don't wanna be pretty? +traffic is fucking murder at the moment in london . +Even ugly Chinese girls are FOUGHT after I can't take this anymore, I'm about to... it's comin...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE This girl is ugly and dirty as fuck and has a white chad banker boyfriend and says she would never date an asian man when this bish can't even flush the toilet after herself, I'm done. +If your message only appeals to people who already agree with you, you might want to reconsider how you present your own arguments. +I'm so fucking clingy and needy I hate myself sm 😊😊😊 +Y'all dumb bitches out here FUCKING UP +I don't like the word feminist. We should all be equalists! +what 's the hardest thing about working at a kindergarten ? keeping myself in check . +I see that the downvote bots are back, lol. +How old is my girlfriend? I don’t know either, she won’t say it in English +We can't trust these hoes fam http://t.co/INvr9Wnccv +Why are they called black gang wars? It's more like war for the planet of the apes +my hand looks really fucking deformed but WHO CARES +When I get sad I get like a stupid amount of sad and it just fucks everything up for a while +"""Boys are all assholes, but girls, girls can be evil."" WOMEN let's fucking change that. #13reasonswhy" +In reality they do pair up the black males with the White girls in mixed schools because the girls help them with their work and it makes the school 's achievement stats less dismal . +i don't show my face because i want my art to be the main focus. if that means people calling me ugly then it's whatever, my arts beautiful. +Feminist males as feminist ladies call them - support a rape center for men that erases female rapists and their victims. +I put that they were good for White youth . +So by law we are required to keep eating until midnight right? +Well they *could* be bisexual. "Lesbian relationship" is often just the easiest/most recognized way to say that you're a woman dating a woman (other than, you know, just saying exactly that). Still sketchy as all hell. +I'm off out to a metal show , this is what my knees looked like after the last death metal show i went too ... +I've always said that Wisdom is the application of understanding. +what the fuck i just got paid $800 from my old job, is this like my holiday pay? how did i have that much saved up +what 's the difference between jesus christ and my catholic priest ? jesus does n't come twice . +so my new neighbor is a muslim . and i must say . he 's the bomb ! +prince , chyna , and doris roberts are celebrating earth day today . feet deep that is . +@KaileenRenee lets get a group together & do something negro, I'm home +i asked my brother to get me some food and instead he just brought his fucking lego into my room +“We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.” ― Ronald Reagan +What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia +Can't believe he did that AGAIN. Jesus. Hey dudes? Don't do that. Not ever. Ask yourself, would I do this to a guy? No? Then fucking STOP. +I can tell you how to get a handicapped parking sticker, it's so easy! +jesus christ fed people with loaves of bread and fish but . . dolf hitler made million jews toast . +black men are magical in bed they always disappear after sex . +@MarcSesslerNFL ya 5 games are you a retard? +"""People like kind of respect you here and I can't figure out why"" Corey on his first night out in Newport with me lol." +Stop if you haven't heard this one before: Roastie loses virginity to Chad, thinks he's a good guy but then he cheats on her. +Go ahead and block and report @Mingermale for harassment, he's a little boring troll baby +Kid I work with has the handwriting of a fourth-grader. It drives me fucking crazy. +Whats the favorite body part of nerd? his left hand. +"Lucil: ""Unfortunately, he is planning a mission of great import and will be occupied well into the night.""" +only lesbians get their nips pierced ew +North Korea fired a missile over Japan, Houston is underwater, free speech is under attack - and the media is talking about Melania's shoes. +"If you yell ""fire"" in a crowded theater you will burst into flames, gt's a cool trick, but only once." +Being big dicked incel is like owning a lamborghini and having no drivers license what a waste of good dick/lamborghini +*cackle* @ifeeldope I am not sexist but feminists are the pinnacle of the double standard. +What's The Hardest Part About Having Anal Sex? Having A Cock Repeatedly Shoved In Your Ass. +Halfway through class Just gotta survive 5 more hours +Hi-rez please fix paladin's fucking rank rating system for fuck sake +3 things to bet on for a Jeff Knox... Crystal, cashmere, and victory. #tourmidam #TheMasters #JDayWho? +So... A Christian walks into a bar. And then a Buddhist walks into a bar. And then a Muslim walks into and ALLAHU AKHBAR! +I was here before and thought I saw a chat room a year ago . +In ideological training I forbid every attack against Christ as a person , since such attacks or insults that Christ was a Jew are unworthy of us and certainly untrue historically . +As a Prepper...FOOD ...WATER...MEDICINE....and ARMS....ARMS...ARMS ! +I swear ta god nigga all deses hoes want is a YRN .... +Fuck if I had money I would be going to the suns game tonight!!! +When I chill with anyone I watch everyone's word and if you say something off you might not see me but best believe from that day +What do you call an angry mob with Down syndrome? Attack of the Clones +Considering how well Chik-Fil-A did when they were counter signaling, I'm surprised so few companies don't ever try to appeal to the market of decent folks out there who hold sane beliefs. +If women can indiscriminately hit on all men by dressing like whores, then men can indiscriminately hit on all women by propositioning them like whores. +Immigrants Welcome (play book) 1. sneak into US 2. get on welfare - 6 figures/year in NYC depending on kids etc 3. day laborer job off books 4. fake injury big job site 5. collect workers comp 6. sue everyone 7. active litigation pending immune to deportation 8. rinse and repeat +#NoamChomsky demonstrating that while he is no doubt intelligent, his basic math may need a little work. https://t.co/G4c7s9D2hx +The boys take on Oregon tomorrow in a double header at nishan first game at 3 second at 5... everyone come out to the lagoon and support!!! +A thought for the day: “Those who hate rain hate life.” — Dejan Stojanovic +I loved playing the silent game in elementary school Means they can't say no +Cry me a fucking river is one of my favourite responses to whining but the whiners don't like it *shrugs* +A dick has a sad life. His hair is messy, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him. +Literally about to say something to these freshman girls in my weights class 😤 stop fucking staring! +Ambulance/firetruck outside my building. It is weird how I have to wonder if someone called in a false report on me. Waiting it out to see. +Which one of you fuckers are fakecels who are good looking but don't ask females out? +"In 3rd grade in science, the teacher told us ""breathing out is called exhaling"" And this one fucking kid bursts out ""but that's a BAD WORD""" +"Speaking up" isn't the same thing as "speaking for", and I'm sorry you don't know the difference. @halletecco @wadhwa @Jason +Gosh golly how dare she respond @Potatottamus @ProfessorF @chrisvcsefalvay +"I was going to work on my taxes, but instead I figured out how to set up a ""cat tree"" alert on craigslist." +Chris a faggot +Oh gosh she mentioned me and #ggautoblocker in her talk and now I am blushing and trying not to sniffle. +why is " fam " so common amongst blacks ? because famine +MAN I DON'T RLY GET MAD BUT THIS LADY THINKS I CAN JUST COPY + PASTE HER BLURRY ASS SCREENSHOT AND CALL IT DONE +RT @salomanizor: Kick her in the cunt +Blacks are like sperm Only one in a million succeed +I’m not a fan of Ariana Grande But I’ve heard her concerts can be pretty explosive +which seems more than enough to keep you occupied? He tries too hard and then pushes people away. Not that im happy with both of them (c) +#DeepState can't peddle #TrumpRussia conspiracy theories & then ridicule other Qs re: Las Vegas +Ithey hate when a Nigga ballin they don't like to watxh +It looks like I have to create MY own copy of PDF file , since the OP version is a read-only item. ( sigh ) +anyone know of any good subreddits for dads ? i checked r / blackpeopletwitter , but there were no dads to be seen . +Puppers don't like swearing because they're Füčking gªÿ +I wonder if I owe an apology to the many people who said exercising free speech in America was a mistake. +RT @agusticd: @cesttae @BTS_twt @bts_bighit Thank you for making exols think we copy fucking everything again 🙂🙂🙂 +I wonder if he has red eyes then he must be from Transylvania , we must have a red eyed leader , maybe you ... +sexist in a forest if a man says something sexist and no one hears it , do feminist still get triggered ? +Sometimes all I want is a nice hug and a cuddle from a girl to show that she cares +No matter that Bulgarians speak similar language as Slavic people , I still don`t find them as Slavic . +What's twelve inches long, purple, and makes my girlfriend cry when I shove it down her throat? Her miscarriage +RT @_faShionjunKy: Taking things day by day bc I'm really fucking hurting inside 😓 +God I really fucking hate that I still care about you. +Nowadays Women are petrified by my naked body It's either that or the loaded gun +As if Jews are the only enemies with a good set of brains . +It's good to see an educational institution that maintains its values and refuses to bow down in the name of `` progress . '' +I am not a white female or in wisconsin but I figured I would say hi since your talkin with my wife +The Syrian Kurdish YPG/YPJ have now reached #Raqqa province and are attacking the Daesh there. One hill has been captured. #ISIS #Kobane +This bitch takes bitch to another level +Guys. Did you all try Madden ‘19 yet? I hear its a real killer game!!! Too soon? +what do you call a paraplegic saudi arabian drag queen ? fucked . +#WorldAutismAwarenessDay Autism isn't necessarily a disability. People will Autism can still make a difference. +Don't say you love someone if you don't. Don't make promises you can't keep. Don't bother if you never really cared. +What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs Stephen Hawkin after a house fire +??? Black is banned? Why is the word black banned? +a school in africa . jeremy goes to a black african school . one day in class the teacher asks him a question teacher : ' what is ' ? jeremy : ' eh ' ? the class chants : ' give him another chance ! give him another chance ! ' so the teacher gives him another chance . teacher : ' what is ? ' jeremy : ' ehh ? ' the class then chant : ' give him another chance ! ' +I hate the days I feel like fucking off. I can't afford those days or those feelings. +what 's the difference between a dead fetus and a bowl of ice cream ? one tastes good , the other is fun to eat . for other reasons . +Maybe it is time to admit that #fireMatheny should be joined by #fireMabry to better the #STLCards... +TWO THINGS THAT ARE STUPID: 1. Having onion rings for breakfast 2. Replying to emails for reals in my sleep what the actual hell?! +Your hair isn't a disaster, but you looked so much prettier with longer hair! +Yall hoes got nothing better to do than to gossip and play telephone. +I'm a fan of Wisconsin Milk.....from Milwaukee of course +“Never let the things you can't do, stop you from doing what you can.” ― Ronald Reagan +29th Dec 1766 In Glasgow, Charles Mackintosh was born, a chemist he invented a waterproof coat which we call a mac or mackintosh. +Hungary must stick to its guns it is a sad day when sticking to ones guns means simply enforcing the law as proscribed +Anal sex is like brussel sprouts If you’re forced to have it as a child you won’t enjoy it as an adult. -/u/IntrepidIlliad +Anyone who comments on this is a rapist with a black mask. And guess who just admitted it. +What did the Texas shooter say as he walked through the church? Pew pew pew! +gay people look better in a drag race . . han richard hammond . +Reminder: If it weren't for sexual freedom, most of us would have a loyal looksmatched virgin wife by age 20, with virtually zero chance of her divorcing. +What do you call a black that just raped someone? Call the monkey whatever you want. I don't work at PETA. +Y THESE BITCHES ACTIN LIKE I AINT NEVA BREEZE PAST EM!!!! +Growing old without knowing what it's like to be a father It just makes me so sad +Reminder that every poster on this sub must have a bad personality because that's completely logical right normans +Thoughts & Prayers to all of us suffering from the absense of the million non-essential government workers to whom we funnel billions of our dollars. +I've been babysitting the neighbor's girl today, she's a real handful. 34DD and she's only 14. +You keep insisting normal is a statistical term but after several semesters of statistics and statistics based classes I've never heard it used in any statistics application to mean the mode as you keep insisting it does. +Sometimes its best to keep your mouth closed ( Boy unknowingly admits to a crime ) - YouTube Typical stupid * * * * * * , inadvertently admits his crime to quibble a small detail . +So where is Syriza going to get the money to stop austerity. They can refuse their debts, but that doesn't get them any new money. +All I want is a 100 million dollars and a bad bitch +a mad bitch ain't gone stop me from getting my check. mad bitches link tf up. +Negroids have a very different hair type then whites , black hair is referring to there hair type and how they manage/take care of it because its different then ours . +Normie here I don't have any intelligent responses to your posts, so I'm just going to downvote every comment here +Diets aren't for alcoholics.......a bitch be tipsy quick from eating veggies and shit +Lock this thread if you think black people are all criminals +What's the difference between Asians and Americans? Asians do math, and Americans do meth. +Stephen Hawking was pretty humorous. It's sad that he couldn't do stand up comedy. +If you got laid at least once on your own volition (i.e., not paid), does that mean you're not an Incel? +Q: What's relative humidity? A: The sweat on my sister's back as I fuck her from behind. +after tweet debate with someone, I'don't know if it's because they're an idiot or because their & my tweets aren't in time sync. Prob.idiot? +I like my women like I like my instant coffee Ground up and edible +What's blue and squirms on the ground? A baby with a plastic bag. +if the camera added ten pounds do African children really exist? +I recently surveyed 100 men and a woman, asking them what they thought about equality. +roleplay me and the wife were trying roleplay in the bedroom last night . she walked out in a huff after seconds . apparently , asking your wife to pretend to be your daughter is n't very sexy . +WTF happened I was absent for a few weeks, how did this sub get so bad? +no doubt thats a lovely gun , if i had the money im looking at a benelli as my next shot gun ... also the price of single shot shot guns have gone sky high +Oli -I care so much you and I hope you are doing okay . You are such an amazing person ily ,. Pls post some more art soon +What's the priest favourite candie Loli(pop) +People won't fucking care if you tell them about your half-brained, toxic thoughts on a KOREAN BOY GROUP +Are you talking about acting civilized or actual racial mixing ? +What's the difference between a rock and a baby? One can get fucked and the other can't One is used to smash the other when they cry You can't throw the rock but the baby hmm why not +Muslims are not that bad One statistic says that only 2 out of 10 Muslims are potential terrorists. Rest 8 are just brainwashers. +Fucking scenes if Bournemouth do it to the Dippers...again +These lil niggas can't hang big shit poppin bitch and big my first name +they shoulda just went along w what he said even if they kno thats what they won't be doing in the future. ..... but whatever +I don't believe for one minute this bullshit that Muslim women like wearing the hijab.I have never ever met a woman who likes being told what to wear by a man. +We're already privately working with a number of tech companies. Relationships are being built. We're making HUGE amounts of progress. +I like my jews how I like my potato chips... Oven-baked. +Scott Pruitt is really fucking dangerous #Scottpruitt +JBurton_ The most fundamental mistake of conservatives in general- and it'a a grievous one- is treating the left as if they are acting in good faith. +mohammad and his band mates just dropped their first album!! it totally blew up +A fucking grown man at work is dipping his banana in yogurt. Fucking cuck. +This fat bitch just said "next time don't forget my potato chips" 😂😂 +Times have changed. Days like this, Spurs would have lost 1-0 and we'd know that feeling. These boys never quit. #COYS +PRESS RELEASE » ADP Clients Give Company Kudos: G2 Crowd Applauds ADP Workforce Now, ADP Vantage HCM, and RUN Powered by ADP … +So far, who do you think is the most likely perp of JFK's murder? +Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because their ugly and they stink. +"Microsoft 1724 Surface Pro Tablet & Type Cover Bundle 12.3"" 128GB SSD 4GB Win 10 https://t.co/eruy6ReYPq https://t.co/f6F2HTSAJ1" +I've been flamed by some of the greatest back during my Wrestling Message Board Days and it taught me some viable and valuable lessons online and that's not being offended and always love and carry on +Plop them down in front of Livy , have them read it , and then write a report on it . +I would personally like to welcome all my White Brethren who want to join the fight in Texas !!! +How can I unlearn in a few minutes something that I've spent my whole life time trying not to understand? +??? I like my sex how i like jake paul videos, A quick tease at the start, then 10 minutes of absolutely nothing +In real life... With all due respect... #Scaramucci looked a bit like a pornstar from the nineties 😂 +Important to note in ALL of these stats, my 'before' is taken from a large timespan. 'after' has been the past 12 h, typically a slow time. +This Nigga was so mad I had a nigga he literally was telling me everything my nigga and his Bm was talking about 🤔 +3. That said no military op plan survives after the first shot is fired. Russians imbedded with Syrian forces all over the country +Why is my colleges default jpeg viewing software fucking paint +All I found out yesterday was that I'm the prettiest ugly Nigga out hurrrrrr +I don't go to that Target it's too ghetto. +Welcome to our new mod, AloysiusC Wishing you well. +Are men more intelligent than women? +I don't have time for stupid ass bitches who think everything is about themselves +Actually that's all I've got and I don't think tony even wears leather just black love my great eyesight +Dats y I don't argue wit Dese bitches lol +Yo. Who do I know at @pagerduty? I can never recall names + employers. +I said if it's a person. But yeah, let's assume it is for the purpose of this discussion: I absolutely get to kill a person for that. [...] What gives a fetus special rights? +If it 's a true , SHTF , 72-hour BOB , you 're going to need a lot of stuff and $ 100 is n't going to cover it . +The Robot takeover will be horrible and weed Chew ass +Niggas be GROWN as hell STILL splitting bills with they mans,but can't even eat a steak without shaking the table. +Abdullah returns from USA, Abdullah is a failed suicide bomber. +I'v been 24/24 on this sub, i take one night off and normies come full force and hurt my brothers Sorry fellow incels i am a bad incelknight, don't suicide this week i will feel bad. +The long game of Enzo being more of a hindrance than a help to Big Cass is and will continue to be wonderful #Wrestlemania33 +A man sneezes somebody walks up to him and asks “are you okay” he says “no I’ve got lung cancer oh and a cold” +knock knock who 's there ? the police . the police who ? ma'am , could you please open your door ? your son was in a terrible collision and wo n't make it . +What does a child from Alabama call his grandfather? Daddy! +Prayers for my Redhawk family. Allow this to be a time of unity. Spread smiles, hugs, & sweet memories today. #weareWestwood #weareFamily ❤️ +How is dark humor and Ethiopian children alike? Both never get old +What do me and Java have in common? We're both full of vulnerabilities +April fools is tomorrow and I don't wanna be fucked with +Are you a boy or a girl? Sit up straight! +i have french-german-spanish blood , but i have mostly french blood , my last name is french , as far as i know that ´ s all . +Another kind hearted normie, aren't they such great people? +I saw Tony Blair was trending on social media For a moment I thought he might have died Wishful thinking #tonyblair #warcriminal #traitor +'When You See It' Pictures That'll Take You A Long Time To Figure Out` 😜😜😂😂😆😆😮😮 https://t.co/u9Y5oAusIp +what 's the hardest part of being a pedo ? fitting in +Teach me RT @IntellectsRUs: You really be fucking bitches brah? +gagging during a blow job , is one of the most romantic sounds a girl can make . it means she 's chosen your dick over oxygen . +If a muslim blows up and nobody's around to hear it, does anyone give a fuck? +Man I deserve to get fucked up tonight & I think I am. +My weird fridge Everytime I put my meat in it, it screams. +I hate being up late bc I stop being Daniela and become this pussy that cries about everything +When is someone going to stand up for the laws on Executive Orders ? +I wish 90% of the normies on reddit would drop dead That's about it, I despise them, just reddit normies specifically, they disgust me, they're evil. +What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a TV? I don't have a TV in my closet. +Which was my first choice. +My love life is like blackjack I always hit at 16 +Girls will never find us attractive without surgery Who are the best plastic surgeons in the United States? +so please be cautious, she has a extremely crazy ass mother 😋 +Maybe they 're confusing the fact that we 're tired of LIBTARDS on TV for our being tired of White people . +All my white school teachers back in elementary knew not to give me no pussy. I'm telling all of my niggas. +A Boeing 737 flying from Nigeria to Ethiopia was bombed today, killing everyone on board Experts say the tragedy could have been avoided if only the terrorists had targeted tomorrow's flight instead, it was an airbus A380 with almost 3x the capacity. ^^^^^ ^^^^^ PS. Who the fuck is in charge of this sub? Was it bring your down syndrome daughter to work day? +Nevertheless, Sheba was later killed by one of the Magi, Arba, and had her Divine Staff stolen. #MagiBot +I'm always happy to see friends. It gives me a boost like nothing else can. And yes, it is better than sitting around in my jammies. +Started university this year and in the informatics programme, its fun but most of the time its quite challenging😭 +Gmorning @DisneyABCTV fam – and happy April 2nd bdays! Will be tweeting all bday shout outs from @bensherwood_DATG going fwd +I hate people who think they're overly woke 🤷🏾‍♂️ like shut the fuck up sometimes +RT @MeowEleana: i fucking hate rabbits but this is inhumane https://t.co/nNqm9pGWSA +What's the difference between a toilet and a codependent? A toilet doesn't follow me around after I shit all over it +When your boss tells u don't believe anything a specific person says & u Google him & he has stolen 23mil from ppl.... +My mother calls masturbation a sin. My priest calls it penance. +Hey i seen my friends dog like really licking his self down below and now his girlfriend kissing and the dog licking her face and lips +Yea I'm mad Now. Cause Bitches Will keep Sending Until I React‼ +Are you even a real person? @awesomeadanxd I'm not sexist. But Men are superior to women. +So I saw a black guy running down the street with a T.V... So I yelled out, "Hey! That's mine!" Then I realized mine was at home polishing my shoes. +Now i know where he inherit his annoying judgemental side from. My mom and his mom is totally not gonna get along well +For more egregious cases for harassment, we definitely need to be able to respond to those appropriately. But most toxicity isn't this. +RT @brysontlIler: blast the music until you can't feel a fucking thing +RT @sergeantsquats: If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer https://t.co/p8Jl8VGIZb +The red pill movie Did it have any lasting affect? +SHARE THIS POLL Why do you think Torba banned weev? +Know the best part about crippling depression? My daughter Depression can't run while I rape her. +it 's rude to ask a woman her age ? that 's why i just assume she 's at least +Every time I sing fucking with me this nigga be like I hear you 😂😂 +Why don't you eat out an old woman? Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich? +why wo n't monica lewinsky vote for hillary clinton ? because the last clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth . +Thankfully because of me being sick the past few day i been getting my rest... although with my baby boy Zayin i stay up with him it fun though thinking i was going to sleep in ot even get a fullnights rest lol got to love parent hood.. 😂 +Can't fuck with someone who be talking bad about my friends infront of my face 👋 +I want to die I'm an annoying bitch who deserves death +Many many religious people are just following their programming , mixed in with a little personal interpretation and maybe a voice or two in their heads . +my life's so fucking boring I need someone to bring some excitement into it +Why are white kids so prone to becoming school shooters? They go to school. +My good friend and neighbor carries his like that too . +Presumably after her 5 minutes in the limelight just read @DrRosena comments about David Moyes Needs to get a life and lighten up +I once saw an elderly man being attacked by 5 people. With my fighting experience, I didn't hesitate to help. He didn't stand a chance against the 6 of us. +@badnewsbridget lol fag +why do black people belong in cartoons ? because that 's the only place i 've ever seen talking animals . +Me:: You can mail the forms to me at my agency. My first name is Eugene -- White female housing authority official, with a surprised look and slight smile:: Now how did you get such an American-sounding name? I am a mid-20s Asian Pacific American social work intern. +What is the best part about having twenty one year olds in your basement ? There are twenty of them +sounds just like leicester mate ... still what about our porr comrades that live in brighton , when there look out there window , there see the sight of 50 thousand queers there all strtting there * * * * on the street +I'm scared to tell my mom that I got a tattoo If you're Mexican... you'll understand why I'm shitting bricks +Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it. +Judging by your username alone, yeah, you are. @skateparkslut I'm not sexist, but I really dislike the majority of teenage girls +I made a website for orphans It doesn't have a home page +What is a school shooting survivor's favorite video game genre? Psychological horror. +Wanna hear a dark joke? Barack Obama +RT @Famous_asf: NIGGAS WILL NOT BE FUCKING ME OVER ALL 2017 BIH 👀👀👀😭😭😭😒😒😒🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾😅😅 https://t.co/boBfACQXzp +you must be fkin retarded to throw that away pal, your loss u nastay thang x +What I meant was blacks are the oldest living humans on earth . +@emeraldixx @projectctb95 @1800SADDAD @the_hottest_jew Crazy to think recovering drug addicts can look so fly. Mayb… https://t.co/TyV00V2eRx +Ohh children song! 😱 Now working in a child care centre,do know quite a lot of English children song +These hoes always gone Thot around to who ever give them attention at the time +Man I'm tired of dealing with these hoes but my dick not +Finally started watching Sun Records and oh boy am I weak in the knees/ready to dance around in a cute sundress to some Elvis tunes +"But that's BORING! You got me all worked up for this cool save-the-world adventure! You can't just say ""nevermind, let's go home!""" +What’s the difference between massacres and pornography? One gets me off, the other is porn. +trading penis size for height How much would you guys do im 5 ft 7 and around 6.5 inch id go down to a 3.5 incher myself to become 5 ft 10 +I have n't been able to finish watching even one of these videos . +sugar or spice is alright but i'll pass on the chocolate and rice +What's red, six inches long, and makes a woman cry when you make her eat it? Her miscarriage. +What’s the difference between Africans and Jews? The Africans were useful +Someone killed himself And Logan still left him hanging +Yo bitch on my dick she come to my crib she get passed around no love +My mum told me to join the army The next day I killed of a platoon of American soldiers with a bomb on my chest +What does your mum and a producer have in common? They both give a good beat. +How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the shit out of the room for being black. +I did not go to the gym like I originally thought I would today Dad had go to to a doctor's appointment and me and a friend of mine went to see a movie Next week I'd like to go but I have a brutal work schedule for the holidays so I might be only able to get in 2 days at best Also I ate like garbage today Blech +@AlysonLowrie yeah, I sometimes watch Zak too much I miss what they see ha ha. They amazing and need the credit that's owed to them +"bipartisan" "reach across the aisle" -these are words used by the tyrants who rule us both houses and the presidency are republican dump the purple party who has betrayed us for so long DACA amnesty is war invaders out arrest the traitors "they have to go" -Donny Trump 2015 The gov serves us +I think you should shave your legs, because it makes you look like a lesbian. +"This guy in high school use to call me ""anorexis"" because I was so skinny & I hated it. But now I'm ""obesxis"" and wouldn't mind goin back 😂" +RT @StripperPoIe: bitches that don't like u will swear u ugly or a hoe like bitch u mad cause im neither and you're both😩 +It’s ok if your alone on Valentine’s Day because no body loves you on any other day of the year JK +i do n't know why black people are so loud in the movie theater . they always have the right to remain silent . +"RT @GUNNERSELLWHITE: ""Shut the fuck up"" chants to roman lmfao!!!" +I hate unplugging my headphones to charge my phone fuck man +What’s the problem with being able to run faster than light? You can only ever live in the darkness +#MassEffectAndromeda shut down application right after I did a full respect but before saving. FML! #gamerproblems #gamersunite +Disagree, queers ought to be allowed to teach. +Had a tablet for a while now, but been fixing a laptop today. Feels so bulky in comparison, although prefer the functionality of laptop +This is why short men will never get respect: the amount of white knights in this thread is fucking disgusting +Terrorist violence in a country is like a person contracting Ebola, it is their fault for NOT wearing a biohazard suit. +Dear Kroger, if I spend $213 at your establishment buying groceries..the least you can do is bag them 🙄 Sincerely, already put in my 8 hrs +If anyone has a server if I have owner ship I will record on it 12/6 Ill get Website makers and Lots of players +"@UnburntWitch ""My consumer rights tho!!!!"" Read your fucking EULAs dumbassssss" +Hey White Liberal CUCKS and all you Race Mixers........Las Vegas is Real Diverse...........Time is Short ! +Sorry, but what they did was just sick and wrong . +what do you call four dead mexicans in the bottom of a lake ? quatro cinco . +Nigga gone have to get a room like a bitch +Welcome SourceX , I hope you will read more and maybe become a white nationalist , I refrain from calling myself a racist because I do n't hate other races but a white nationalist because I want to preserve my race and culture and to live in a white country . +Turk a hoe y'all.... +Just ordered CHINESE food bitches! BRING ON THE CAT! +me: hannah how did you burn your hand? hannah: oh i was just trying to get fish sticks out of the oven +I don't think misogynists have figured out that saying they won't want to have sex with you is only a bonus for not shaving. +.@PUBATTLEGROUNDS I like what I made out of it! Hope you will too. I will probably upload it somewhere tomorrow! :D +I was wondering if you can give me a link on how to become ordained as a minister over the internet . +She was not pretty, but her looks were pleasant. +I like the song of pearl jam - black +fleshlights arrived today should help me to cope while i wither away in my room, socially and sexually shunned by girls due to my sub 6 face +What do you do after having the tightest pussy of your life Put the diaper back on +True story My friends third grade son was sent to the principal's office a few months ago. The teacher overheard heard him say to another student "Why do they call them black people? They're not black, and they're not people." +That kid is probably going to get some disease from laying with his face on the floor of a supermarket like that , or some good doer will call he cops and he could get put in a foster home . +Can't be a insecure nigga with a bad bitch... go get you a miss potatoe then +"Merkel's grip on power slips" I'm not so sure of that, the Chief Imam of Berlin has promised her if the transition is smooth she will become the First Lady of the Islamic Republic of Germany later in the year. +so abang went to coldplay's concert and he recorded something just like this for me bcos i love it (': +Give an African a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach an African to fish and he will ask you if there are anymore free fish left. +When a boy goes goes to live in a girls dorm, shit goes down. But when a girl goes to live in a boys dorm Shit gets pulled out +hi school is a zoo and suck i hate my school to but white trash is some one who is a race mixers or a w * * * * * * white power at all times +Tina: It's great to see all of the North Hollywood lezzies. Eliza: I'd like you to meet Jessica from William Morris. #TheLWord +“@SAADTHESAV: bitches saying ray rice got what he deserved but just a month ago wanted this man free 🐸☕️ http://t.co/VFN1iS7Wx3”smh😂😂😂 +The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that future for ourselves. -Kiyoko +Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. +Jared Fogle was sentenced 15 years for owning child porn Even his sentence was under 18 +I gotta go get condoms Me and my sister share a bed +What’s the best thing about fucking a four year old? Knowing you’ve still got a couple of years before she gets too old to interest you +Qualcomm outlined a wireless communications device that works to provide both internet connectivi... https://t.co/hR4jSr0rMq +Who like Realm Royale the most? Blacks because you can kill and there is chicken after. +"im so fucking sick of Trump using the word ""us"" like NOOOOOOO" +Heard about the shooting in Jacksonville? One of my favourite online gamers unfortunately passed away there. Sucks Katz had to kill himself though. Even if he wasn't good at Madden, a K/D ratio of 2/1 would have been fantastic in CS. +I'll never get to experience the primal sensation of cumming inside a female... Knowing that millions of men everywhere across the world get to experience this every day doesn't make it any fucking better. +A Muslim enters a building Along with 500 people and an airplane +They should make all know about this book his friends as that they know like are the things , we need that all the whites know like they are the things and the Jewish threat and negroid on our race . +All immigrants should go back to their own countries! +"RT @xoxaineDEEZY: damn it's crazy how marijuana spelled backwards is ""backwoods are fucking trash""" +If you're not attractive .... bitch you ain't making my drinks...! TF you think this is.? +My crush doesn't attend my football matches any more. Then again I am in prison. ...and she is dead. +I like my women how i like my steak Bloody and full of knives +As it is said, From no arising, everything arises. In this very arising, there is no arising. Jamgön Jü Mipham +i 'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a nazi he committed suicide . +These #bands would rock out #Wrestlemania, so #follow @toyfmusic @VitalistUS @lostfilmband @GlumeNJ @Ohweatherly @byampoppunk +I wanna love you like my favorite Sublime song Date Rape. +Basketball court, South Central Los Angeles. This exact conversation occurred twice within ten minutes, once with a black male, once with a white male with a heavy accent from Spain. 30 year old male:: Are you from Japan? Me:: No, I'm from the U.S. 30 year old male:: But where in Asia are you from? Me:: I'm from Colorado. 30 year old male:: No, but where are you originally from? What is your nationality? I'm a 19 year old Asian American. Made me feel frustrated and baffled, especially when the European foreigner was imposing his assumptions about foreign status upon me. +Nearly one in 10 people live on less than £1.90 per day. Stingy fuckers. +John Cena is a better rapper than Eminem ever was! +for a laugh , i shoved my girlfriend 's brother into the swimming pool when i was at her house and everyone got really angry . they said i was disgusting and none of them want anything to do with me again . bit of a strong reaction , i feel , but maybe they did n't want the wheelchair to rust . +Never have sex with a girl on her period. She’s way too old. +I personally think she sounds like a strangled cat . +why do asians and blacks hate roller coasters ? because it goes chink , chink , chink , nigger nigger nigger +Nobody realizes that Hitler Cured Cancer He was just killing the disease why everybody has to be so mean? +If Trump hugs 12 flood victims today they will complain that he didn't show enough love If he hugs 14 people they will complain that he spends too much time hugging people If he hugs 13 they will complain that he is making a reference to the 13 colonies so he is a racist There is no winning +I guess I got lucky , I we n't to a public high school and we never had to learn about the holohoax . +му rеаl stоriеs fоr уоu guуs [ removed ] +why did obama have trouble finding his birth certificate ? the doctor gave it to his father after birth . +Did you guys hear about that Madden tournament? It was going great, until a stream sniper ruined everything. +So my wife wanted to try anal the other day Thanks to that we found the lump in my prostate. +So like instead of using all this money to buy a $13000 ticket to like, India or something, I can just use to save poor people in like.. Africa. +Two homeless horny lesbians are sitting in the park and one turns to the other and says, "Your box or mine?" +If i smell like french vanilla hazelnut, its because i spilled half my coffee on myself. You're fucking welcome. +I ran out of things to put on his head. sorry. +/ every detail, he says, private detective nilles will investigate. we won't be sleeping together anytime soon, he says. / +if you don't pull over for a funeral procession you're a jackass & I hate you +Makeup for women is the equivalent of pickup for men, learning to fake sexually desirable characteristics. +Great weather outside it's a shame I'm spending the rest of the day doing FUCKING COURSEWORK #ALevels +Why is a white person fighting a black person unfair? It's a one on three-fifths fight. +@justinamash Whether you like it or not US history features only 5 Congressional declarations out of 125+ wars. Pre… https://t.co/i4vNKNfO1s + Fox News‏ GOPLeader: "For every American that had fought for a pay raise, for every parent, for everyone who ever dreamed of opening a small business or being an entrepreneur, I want you to know we heard you." +we all want the females that are smart and look like top model but imporant is to ask ourselves : do we deserve ? +GAME OF THRONES EPISODE DISCUSSION It feels nice to forget about myself for a while and look at cuties wbu incels +As long as Demi is happy then I don't care who she is in a relationship. Have y'all seen her recently? She is looking good. +What happened to the dead Texas students? They were blasted, lmao +Hey seety all boya @lukenewton_89 @zanthraxuk @ayjinnn @JayKoczan @namelessAbi @76collie @CharlotteChic50 @ +MY father is American but I would never think of going to live in the lair of Satan ! +Go out and steal ice cream from an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents? +How I plan on spending my birthday... staying home and sleeping because I refuse to fill my day with being around a majority of shit humans +I am great believer that the current stupidity problem and the lack of common sense issue can be eliminated by removing warning labels +If you ever feel bored… Then punch an orphan. He won’t complain it to his parents. +It’s a shame.... It’s a shame Thanos wasn’t the dictator of Germany, he turned more Jews into dust than Hitler in the span of 2 and a half hours. +What does a black man do after sex 15 years +"*takes one snap* & says, ""oh my god, i'm so fuckin ugly"" 😂" +What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? you need to press to trigger a gun +Rebounding and scoring inside were two areas of concern given UNC's size. Ducks winning both battles so far, +5 on boards, +2 in the paint. +You're too white-washed to speak Spanish. Stop it. +I'm bringing booty back. Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that. +I know I might go on some strange ramblings on here some but you just have to overlook those anyways excited about today we are going to blow the roof off this house with some great music with that being said Hit Me With Your Best Shot +True but to be more accurate it is more a fight between those who are NS and know history and those who are n't NS and do n't have a single bit of interest in non-jewish narrative history . +What is the difference between a Tree and a Black man? More trees = more life +My mom: Emma stop over explaining yourself Also my mom: NEVER STOPS FUCKING TALKING EVEN WHEN PEOPLE TELL HER TO STOP +Hi, I'm looking for Molly I've been searching everywhere And I can 't seem to find Mollie, Mollie, Mollie, Mollie, Mollie Tibbets +Was listening to a neighbor table of women in the library talk about how abortion is wrong. Made my day🙌🏽 +You think normal torture is bad? Try eating exotic food, it’s guaranteed to work. +The best way to hurt a girls feelings is to say she looks old Thats the one that gets them, once they start looking wrinkly, they know their life is going downhill quick If you really want to hurt her, ask her about her wrinkles and her flabby skin +Dont be racist, racism is a crime and crimes are for black people +Bad normie logic: One of our detractors uses a hypothetical, untested statement from the author of an online article to prove that women care about personality more than looks +And speaking of which , do you find it as comical as I do that people so lacking in beauty would want to become beauticians ? +Orphan knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there Father Father who? Your father Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah he's still dead +I've tried to be nice with femoids all my life, now i dont give a fuck Fuck all the roasties of the world. +While I welcome the Leftist trolls here, free speech and all, I'm really surprised at how truly fucking stupid they are. +my sister tried to watch split, a horror movie starring james mcavoy, but instead accidentally watched a romcom about bowling called split +Survival means taking out those who threaten your survival. +Residents against racism has organised a march or demonstration ( whatever ) to keep these killers in ireland and bring in more . +Best wishes with this important new project , from a Pagan perspective it is encouraging to see renewed interest in pre-Christian European folk heritage . +What do you call it when only one twin survives the pregnancy? Survival of the fetus +⚡️🚨⚡️#drugs Australian police seize record A$1 billion methamphetamine haul +Thus Whites have to wait until they become a minority in their own country and then they can have their pride too . +saneprogressive: KateChick62 down on ACTIONS of sheep herding, lying about Russia election interference to cover Dem fraud, votes for Trump… +some of the jokes on this subreddit are so dark . they end up getting shot by a policeman +I don't say it about all who sign early, but IMHO Lagesson is ready for pros. This signing not totally unexpected +Wow that was one of my favorite episodes of #twd that tiger tho 😳 I know what animal I'm getting for the apocalypse #TheWalkingDead #amc +RT @youngthug: I'm goin to find u.. then I'm goin to fuck u.... 🤔 this nigga stupid af😭😂😭😂 +What's the name of a Jew jumping off the balcony? A falling star. +If Jared was the spokesperson for McDonalds He would try giving kids Fappy Meals. +What do you call it when some gay guys do a drive by? A fruit roll-up +YOUR OPINION HAS BEEN PROCESSED AND DESTROYED @issa915 I'm not sexist but football commentating is a man thing. +You know you are unattractive when a girl won't hook you up with a friend of hers Even though she told her friends about me and how she was perplexed by the fact that I didn't make a move. +It's sad Britons are still arguing about the past when the enemy is within. staring them in the face and still do Feck all . +Baltimore MD USA - Part Time Unarmed #Security Officer Needed-NOW HIRING - Security Officers ... https://t.co/YqtGal4P0C #CAREER #WORK #JOB +all these people are screaming and I keep thinking it's Shawn but we all know that when he comes on they'll all be ballistic +oooooh some of you guys got me soooOoooOOOOooo fucked up +“A shithole country is what it is because its shit citizens are what they are” - Plato +A journalist went to Afghanistan to investigate the terrorism He came back mind blown +I ain't really worried about you niggas & you really shouldn't be worried about me neithaaaaa. I got shit to do, you got a soul to find. +What manner of black folk take their kids riding in the ghetto to point out misplaced youth and victimized & cursed brethren and say: +Frisking must be a gay guys favorite job A feel of the ass and pecs always +So Meghan Markle’s father can’t attend her wedding If it makes her feel any better, I doubt Harry’s dad is going to be anywhere to be seen either. +The best kind of friendships are when you both just amp the fuck out of each other to do stupid shit but still know ur boundaries +If you want to save some time filling up balloons, buy Islamic Balloons instead They blow themselves up +It has come to my attention British mi6 has tried to plant a bomb aboard an osprey who was trying to extract Julian Assange. +It would suck to be born in the desert of Africa I’ll probably be black +While you're watching anime, Chad is going to Japan, picking up girls at maid cafes, and plowing them while they call him Senpai whats the point +Taking it to the authorities is the worst thing you can do . +The idea that measuring only ISIS to white supremacy for 2017 domestic issue of deaths is nuts i will not say why they want to ignore extremists like crips and bloods or even Antifa and Black panthers who insighted attacks on whites and cops that have lead to a higher rate of death on cops that makes them associated with the killing of 2017 cops +Why don't Muslims eat pork ? They don't believe in cannibalism .. +we need to Agree & Amplify the White Supremacy meme basically, constantly start calling every Alt Liter, Libertarian, and Normie-Con a White Supremacist create fake accounts on Twitter to harass normie right-wingers Twitter won't ban you cause they protect Leftists +i need to be ready at 6:30 and i need to take a shower but i'll be late bc my parents don't let me use the bathroom now +hellen keller walked into a bar . then a chair , then a table . +I'm so ugly when I first get up in the morning that I have a face that only a mother could love . +Well they ARE allowed to read now, so why can't they catch up? +You gotta give him a chance at least or move to cleveland and then well talk lol always looking for a wp girl . +Is this a good thing? +WHAT TJE FUCK WHEN IS SEASON 2 OF 13 REASONS OUT I CANT WAIT?!?!??' +did y'all see that hannah edit i just rted... lily is a Woman that did That. ground breaking show stopping outstanding wonderful brilliant +P.s ... to all yall shade Throwing ass Clowns stop trying to find comfort in Twitter.... Nobody cares lmaoo +Anyone else now hearing this asshole might have worked for the feds? +marcus is a fucking bitch id like to kick him in the nuts +RT @Kahmarie_: one of my biggest pet peeves is when guys wear slides with no socks and feet be ugly as hell 😭 +the worst feeling is when you become short of breath laying down & you feel as if you can't do the most normal thing anymore...breathe . +Tf bitches get a couple RT and be fstow +What do you call 5 black guys? 3 people +That's what I keep saying and know ones believing me after they watch blonde bimbos with gorrilla's in the bar +STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE YOU ORANGE INTERLOPE #SyriaStrikes +MFW when you live on a campus with 8,000 women and everyone you encounter has a boyfriend What are the fuckin odds +My dad and I use play a game when i was younger He never gave it a name, so i called it dodge the beer bottle. +my dragonite brings all the boys to the yard and they're like: can you trade me that? and i'm like:fck off retard #milkshake +Even if I get braces I'll be in my mid 20's by the time they're off Self improvement is a meme, by the time you fix yourself it's too late. +Last night I tried to kill myself... but the rope broke, so I'm on a diet now +she is a snake in the grass do not accept the poisonous advice this snake has to offer . +What’s red, six inches long and makes a woman cry when you shove it down her throat? Her miscarriage +#Charlottesville Word in the chat was a car plowed into some "protesters" +How do you tell the difference between a sack of shit and a nigger? Shoot it with a shotgun. +With 500 user tokens, it shouldn't take long. Oh, darlings. I'm scared of no army. I've got an app for that. +Your favourite BBN housemate cannot recite the Nigerian national anthem,yet you're soliciting for votes from Nigerians, she's not one of us. +Everyone on Fox is deathly afraid of mispronouncing Niger so they're saying Knee-Jer instead. +thought you would bring food to me since its been 4 fucking hours and there is nothing to fucking eat and you fucking know that Jesus +why was the two year old african kid mad ? he was having a mid - life crisis . +I saw a black cat turn red the other day It was because I shot it +#AE Recruiting|Civil Practice Lead, Chicago, IL #Leadership #Jobs #Engineering https://t.co/x7Y1cEzrqB +This nigga said you aint going through SHIT you just need sum Dicc✋😂😭 Good try hoe, its been a while but its really sum shit going down. +niggas talk bout hoes, but the same hoes be in their beds at night ctfuu +Why are Jews bad bakers They're scared of the ovens +Currycel goes to /r/dating_advice for help, is met with bluepill delusion +Not all Muslims are terrorists... Some are still under training. +i saw a paralyzed comedian perform the other day . not very good stand - up at all . actually , he was really lame . +Why, for the love of God, does glade handle GTK3 but glade-3 handles GTK2??? Just name glade-3 as glade-2 so I can stay sane +When you have Maggie as your teacher? She won't ever knocked you down. She will make sure you got it. #ChicagoMed +Someone presented me with a shoe once and I didn't understand they wanted me to wear it I used it as a weapon instead and thus, La Chancla +It's 2017 can apple stop correcting fucking to ducking +why do niggers have white palms ? everyone has a little good in them +I fucking hate college I don't feel like ranting, so, just fill in the blank +a kindergarten teacher was going over animal sounds with her class . she asks " ok , what does the ducky say " ? " quack ! " exclaims kevin . " good , now what does the kitty say " ? " meow ! " answers joe . " very good . and what does the piggy say ? " tyrone replies " freeze boy put yo hands up ! " +What’s the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? There’s twenty of them... +All I have to say is that there should have been MORE people with firearms in that church, so they could have killed the psycho bugman quicker. +My transgender friend was diagnosed with cancer She has more hair on her mustache than her head +To all of the guys out there, please treat your girl like how you treat your mother because nothing's better than beating up two women +Me:: (about a racist joke): As a person of color that really upsets me. Friend:: Please, Suzie. You're white. Actually, no I'm not. I'm Arabic, Latina, and African. Just because I'm well educated doesn't mean I'm white. I am 19, in Ohio, at a college party. It made me feel belittled, marginalized, offended. +I own a marriage hall, a tea estate, an educational institution in Kotagiri, a spinning mill in Coimbatore, and a spawning mall in Madurai. +I'm a doctorcel, give me some black pills <3 +what 's dropping faster than fine bros subscribers ? charlie sheen 's white blood cell count . +Height=cope Only if you have severe manletism (under 5'7) that can be a reason to be incel face>>>>height +Nick Vujicic is not a helpful person at all He cannot lend a helping hand. +Can you please give the info on the facts of who the Celts were or direct to where the information is ? +Girl at country themed bar:: Hey, you're black... Me, a 23-year old male:: ... Girl:: I'm not racist or anything...but WTF are you doing here? There are Confederate rebel flags and sh*t here. Me:: .... Girl:: Oh, I know. You're here for the white girls. Me:: -_- Girl:: Buy me a drink. Made me a bit uncomfortable. +and I just want to put it out there I have the receipts for all but what I gave debras and what I gave to the mechanic in Elgin for debras van but as you can see from leithnd.com even they watched me pay that just go to town news and click on the November 29th post +Just arrived at Bounds Green Labour Party (Hornsey & Wood Green) to speak about @IERUK Manifesto and employment rights generally. +I wish i looked like thor I cant even imagine being that good looking +Really, tho, I kind of just want to drain a glass of wine and rant about things that I don't like. But I can do that anytime. +Your new bitch my old hoe +"kelly, i'm really disappointed in you" - can disappointed wadhwa be a meme? +Good article about male DV victim I like this article from a local paper showing a male victim and his struggles after. +Wait, you went to [Ivy League school]? But your family isn't rich! +I ate a banana and an orange but I want something really bad for you. 😭 +I am Turning Down the Opportunity to go to a Halloween Party because I Hate Degeneracy Remember, that Christ teaches us 'Whoever wants to save his life shall lose it, but whoever loses their life in me shall find it' +Would you rather shoot a video for school Or shoot your school for a video? +What do a nigger and a magician have in common They both make your things disappear +EA's Battlefield V marketing tricks are really getting out of hand. +So let me get this straight....women who were probably raped by Weinstein are coming out against non-Weinstein people in order to virtue signal and progress their careers? +Because football is biological now! @OfficialBeech I don't tweet about periods. Women shouldn't tweet about football. #notsexist #truthhurts +I've been sat waiting for some builders for 2 fucking hours COME ON I wanna go and see Jack 😢 +@MiniS_ebooks i use Twitter web client because tweetdeck had weird fucking lag +Just thought i should announce that i got rejected by a female that claims to be incel too "I was just messing with you" This is what normal females are like, If i have no chance with girls in the same situation as me, it's very unlikely i will have a normal female giving me a chance. +Houston floods (old news) Did you hear about the Houston cop who drown going to work? I think the real tragedy is that I didn't know Houston hired black cops. +I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred The number one answer was: 'How the fuck did you get in here?' +What do you call a bunch of black guys standing on a porch? An auction. +I'm not worried about this stupid Kendall Jenner ad. Never watched, never will. Get a life, STAT. For fucks sake. +Black peoples was invented by Hitler When he tried to burn the Jews twice +Proud father moment tonight during family devotions: Listening to my 11 year old son pray for the salvation of my son still in the womb. +....but another opportunity to recognize their contributions as being mission critical. #EqualPayDay +Diversity means becoming a Hated Minority in your Ancestral Homelands obviously, only a committed White Supremacist could possibly object to that +You are reaching Canadian puberty. You are probably noticing some changes in your body. For instance, when you fart your dick gets hard. +I do not understand how any White Christians would stick up for Israel like these guys in the video below This happened in Atlanta this past weekend Palestinian state of unrest In Atlanta Georgia . +"Well, at least you can be sure you have no STD's, that's a good thing" - Female Seriously, She said this when she asked how many I've been with and I said I haven't been with anyone yet. +Lost my virginity to a retard. I wanted my first time to be special. +no you do n't have to be silent read the rest of my post , christ your really thick are n't you . +A Jewish girl asked for my number... I said we only do names here. +Met this bitch online. Call her my "e-bae" +New day, new week and new month on the biggest frequency ever @y1025fm #RYSENSHYNE with @nydjlive waking up the city with @mariokenz #YArmy +I’m white... and it’s okay 😉 happy tuesday! +Everyday's a school day I keep being told everyday's a school day... now I'm waiting for the one where I get shot by a mentally unstable teen. +What did the husband do after beating his TV? He watched it. What? You thought this was gonna to be a wife beating joke? Of course not! Why would he beat his dishwasher? +But In A Streetfight If A Man Shows Up With A Gun Or Knife In Hand He Has Clearly Shown His True Colors And That Is He's A Yellow Belly Pussy Coward +Americans and Guns Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. +im a 21 year old white woman , mother of one 2 year old boy. i have been looking for others like me in oregon for quite some time now and have ony found a few . +Justin Barrett was on Yesterdays lastword on Today FM you can listen to the show on the link below , Justin comes on in about half an hour into the program . +I'm on a mad fucking hype after that match Jesus fuckin CHRIST +HOW THE FUCK DOES IT F E E L HMM GOVT HAY HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WANT SOMETHING SO BAD U CANT HAVE +Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30% off. +No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight? +wht do you call vaping together ? auschwitz +How do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. +The sad thing about gays in India is, Their dicks and lives both see shit. +I hate when you are at the dentist and he is cleaning your teeth and he whispers his bizarre sexual fantasies into your ear. +{@ClonedDeviant} « probably would have done the same for Darrien if he /had/ a grave, but that wasn't what was bothering her so » +Its only a matter of time until we become a hell hole like Sweden or the UK . +Everytime I go outside I wanna kill myself I feel so subhuman everytime I pass someone +Highhhhh watching dawn of planet of the apes #StonerNation #LifeComplete +When you're gone excitement is gone too. Don't know how 2 find in my home life anymore. Think that's why it fucks me up so bad when apart. +Bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in them +do you know what i say when i see two blacks dating ? two wrongs make a right . +What do weed and jews have in common ? They satisfy everyone after they are burnt +"When? Reply #2004 #2005 or #2008? Accrington beat Bournemouth 3-0 .. while The X Factor Finalists 2008 topped the charts with ""Hero""" +Speaking of radio, I wasn't a travis scott fan until his songs started getting radio play. His shit is saving radio (for me) +There is no "Thanksgiving" in Britain and Ireland. +if you're pro-trump argument always has to do with what obama or clinton did or would do you are an idiot +Fat bitches got the most pictures +@LaurenzSide I'm really sorry Lauren I can understand why you are upset take all the time you need at least Nola is… https://t.co/Tk0fqRdtDt +INTJ Introvert ( 56 % ) iNtuitive ( 62 % ) iNtuitive Thinking ( 100 % ) Judging ( 56 % ) You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion ( 56 % ) You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing ( 62 % ) You have strong preference of Thinking over Feeling ( 100 % ) You have moderate preference of Judging over Perceiving ( 56 % ) +if it makes tyson gay feel any better . his daughter was only the t gay to be shot this year . +what 's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? a bus full of niggers going over a cliff . +.@michaelaubele @Steelersdepot 05 SB. Getting Ike in 4th + Parker undrafted? A No. 1 & No.1 back while still hitting on top picks = champion +maybe I'll rewatch the first episode of parks and rec or the office to figure out how to open fcc but that sounds so unappealing rn +If you zoom in on the first picture you can see zekes first tooth😍😭❤️ more pictures to come of it🙈 https://t.co/mIfcndWWQX +What's the worst thing about the bodies of 25 year olds? That they don't all fit in your fridge. +I want to meet someone here while I am in the north to show this southern boy around Email me at Justintime712@cs.com +Why are Madeline McCann and a submarine the same? They are both under the sea and full of semen. +"I have to subtract the number of characters in my name from the allowance of 140 to make my tweets ""re-tweet""able. #GoodTimes" +What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome +Friendly reminder that you will never ejaculate on a girl's face the suffering is unbearable +What kind of file that can turn a 3mm hole into a 15mm one? a pedophile +Please, can someone help this poor guy out. +Trump wants to get tough on countries like China, which he says are causing the $500 billion US trade deficit | via @AFP +In the past 12h, @spacekatgal is seeing the most targeted abuse, with 194 (36 OC/158 RT) GG hashtaged tweets mentioning her. Congrats! +"Politicians are suddenly interested in ""the will"" of Gibraltarians. Didn't 96% of them want to stay in the EU? #brexit @jazzteabeer" +Must say i think it sick as fuck talking food with a person. Book a restaurant darling +What are the difference between my dog and my virginity? I only lost one let’s just say I’m getting a cat G +my dog bit a black guy the other day . . o the police told me to have him chipped . you should see the difference , he now operates at nigger bytes a second . _ credits : r / sickipedia +Reminder: Femaloids care more for their abusive boyfriends than for you. +hey ppl who at one point watched and enjoyed yog content how long has it been since uve fully watched a vid of theirs +What did the 2 suicidal friends say at the end of their call? You hang up first! No you hang up first! +my girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday . so i took her out , got her drunk , and crashed the car . +What’s The Difference Between A Feminist And A Knife... One Has A Point +"If you're a bad bitch put your hands up high" Every girl in the room starts waving there hands around. +Yeah U did ask - you are speaking to the public with knowledge of their right to reply. If someone speaks back to U it's between U and them. +orange oddity dan staggers into the shower . he notices that his d**k is bright orange . he feels normal , but he 's concerned and goes to the doctor . after a thorough examination , the doctor says , " you seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal . did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend ? " dan says , " no . all i did was stay home , watch porno movies and eat cheetos . " +RT @baeElectronica: this is genius 📝 RT @PhilthyCleo: "You fat" "Nigga so is this pussy since we statin facts" 😭 +Apparently mine ( lee ) is Old English for `` Sheltered from the storm '' . +why do n't you let a crippled kid drive a monster truck ? because he lacks motor skills . +It's a great book but I doubt you can find it in English on the Inet . +Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it. +a muslim , mexican and a black man jump off a cliff . who hits the ground first ? who the fuck cares . +Why can't you make jokes about child abuse in front of children with single mothers? It hits too close to home. +Black people are like a highschool track Just a stupid race +What's the difference between dead babies, and Jews? I don't eat Jews after they come out of the oven. +Ricegum used Portland for his diss track and I just want to fucking kill myself +As if women needed more reasons to dislike you. @JuddApatow +Fucked up you hit a lick nigga god answered your prayers +With fighting starting in Mosul, we can expect reinforcement to Kobane to slow or stop. This may be the chance for YPG/YPJ to finish the job +"I like to think that I have thick skin, but if someone texts me ""k"" they immediately become dead to me" +too bloody right mate hey dont get me wrong i use short cuts all the time but sometimes it jus goes 2 far +What's the hardest part about having a newborn with a hydrocephalus? It will take some lube to masturbate your ass with his head. +My son really likes instagram. Now,he is impotent. +But the main thing is that there is nothing to be proud of . +@1Oyster1 maybe not but you crow about obama and democrats so you are a mawbar....Might as well be a Republican. +I'm so fucking angry and sad n people are the worst. +We need to grant women more leadership positions because they will be more compassionate. +Umm, why are the kids ‘shouting out to their ex’ on that Kid Bopz album?! - YOU’RE FIVE, SIT DOWN AND DRINK A RIBENA! +I ate ass yesterday But that was before I knew the difference between a donkey and a child +HOLY SHIT MY CHOGOKIN GIL FIGURE CAN ACTUALLY WORK WITH PHONE TOUCH SCREENS MY NEW SUMMONING CATALYST +"RT @maggotackerley: @sollgmz @cabeIlodreams e falar ""are u fucking kidding me????¿¿""" +I use AIM , Name : Hatey82K2 I am usually on each day , All the time on the weekends Soundtrack For This Song Provided By : Band Name : Song : Bully Boys Rage On This +“@RamzyJay: I try to keep all my bitches on lay away” same way I feel +What's the worst thing to ask someone who has recently lost a child? Have you found them yet? +what s the difference between acne and a priest ? acne waits until you are to come on your face ! +the white race will soon be on the brink of being a minority in a few years if nothing is done to stop these vile hordes invading our lands , I for one do not want to live in a city like Bradford or Birmingham where we are outnumbered 2 to 1 or worse +I liked the majority of this video in the beginning but what was with the white guilt tripping part around an hour in of the video ? +I come into work and a few of my coworkers are gathered in the lounge. Person:: Your food is ready! Me:: I didn't bring my lunch today. Person:: Well the microwave is done! Me:: OK, but it's not mine. Person:: But, it's curry. I wander away with a confused look on my face. I am the only South Asian person in my office, though I am sure that I work with people who like South Asian food, too. At a supposedly progressive office in the Pacific NW. I was surprised, because it had been a long time since I had heard anything so ignorant and thoughtless. +if anyone is willing to trade a GA ticket for a seat one (section 108 k) thats would be awesome and i would pay u more plz dm +Ordered-in food, which I almost never do, but was pleased to find that the package was clearly marked, "Merry Christmas" from Jimmy Johns. +Just a reminder for those who aren't misanthropic No matter how much people say that they hate terrorists, rapists, murderers, dictators, or child molesters they'd still rather fuck them or invite them to their dinner parties before you. +I keep getting fucked over! I'm done with everybody and everything +#FollowFriday @HonkeyKong @Akatomdavis @3DAngelique @Johncparnell @oldschoolvet @AnnaSummers @seamrog @bbarian @Sidephase @moriali @Cyph @StoneSovryn @PeterSweden @CharlesMartel732 @Canuck-sense @HorrorQueen @lovelymiss @OccamsEpilady @RaviCrux @JimLosi @StarGirlx +What is the difference between a dead boy and dead girl? 2 and 3 bleeding body parts. +9/11 victims are great people even today They don't mind having sex with anyone, and they keep it quiet so you can enjoy! +That's not to say that it's always been that way. When I was younger, I was a lot more susceptible to nonsense crushes on my women friends. +Men post mountains of stats showing men and boys faring worse in "Republican men say it's better time to be a woman" thread on R/politics, are heavily downvoted +Liberals angry that US stops Assad from gasing its people bc it's not the Potus u like, u never really cared abt Syrian ppl, right? #Assad +Hey I 'm not really new to browsing the forums but i 've only just got his account and have decided to become more active online and in day to day life . +Tucker Carlson VS Dumb Feminist - Christmas Songs are SEXIST +What happened to the black man who looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face. +Sometimes when I hear people speaking in Spanish I say "sorry I don't speak French" just to trigger them :D It always works. +Today is the day of the great Twatter purge, which will be remembered for centuries. +I been sick ass dog since lastnight dat 4 loko had me hurt +I hate when I like someone and people feel the need to tell me the things they don't like about them. Bitch I like him. He's for me not you🙄 +How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she's over 12. +MY SCHOOLMATE IS SELLING A KATY PERRY PERFUME OMGGG BUT IDK IF IT IS ORIG OR NOT BUT YEAAAHHH ITS CHEAP AF!!! +Have you made your entry @TheIndianAwards recognising @UKinIndia Special Relationship #ExportingisGREAT -join our dinner 22 June parliament +What the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message. +Cosby got a max of 10yrs for drugging and raping multiple women?!! That's outrageous!! If he was white he would have got nothing +my personality disorder is so crippling i hate it i hate myself +#ifollowback Good Guys follow back as promised Now someone else follow ☞ ☞ ☞ @Andy98554553 #ifollowback +There's one particular person that has tweeted about me more than 40 times in the past 12 hours. This has been her pattern for the >1 week. +infowars call themself resistance but when the govement came down on the bundys and anyone willing to help they truned like bitches and they say they are for our 2nd amendment they will just trun like bitches infowars the knowledge of the 14th amendment but capitalist above God and country still. +The tragedy is that girls like Heather Heyer are taught to have opinions rather than babies. +“Our labour preserves us from three great evils -- weariness, vice, and want.” ― Voltaire, Candide +Every now and then I 'll run across a flyer that I like so much that I print it out on photo paper and frame it . +Atheists explain this if you dont believe in spiritual matters then how can women sense our dark aura check mate atheists +High School Story #1: That time Chad urinated on my drawing. +Attention Chicago people Art Jones needs your help in his campaign ! +*gag* @kissntheclown11 I love females but I swear everyone someone comes close to hittin my car, I look and it's a female. #NotSexist +Im might be a little late on the subject , but i laughed my ass off when i saw the `` Near East '' WTF is that ?!! lol lmao +Dark humor Jokes The other day I was coming out of airport and a robber kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home. Kill them. +Maybe we should put' em in prison until they 're fifty , right up front , so Sid can figure it in to the cost of admission +I drive by and them bitches waive but girl I can't stop +When you have a 7 inch micropenis like me, then even if you manage to get laid, you won't be able to make the girl orgasm Women can only orgasm from 8 inches or bigger. +Why do I hate feminists? Because they take away the fun from sexual discrimination. +Thank God it is n't , everyone on Facebook is obsessed with it so much I began to hate the colour pink . +Lots of shiny new followers. Hi hope we have fun xx Come say hi. Old Followers: You can get medication for that. Stop scratching. +Nigga turned into captain save a hoe a broke1 at that 😱. People souls are wicked and the bad vibes don't suit me , I don't like it around. +God told me I could be confident since I dropped that Cuban dictator named FIDEL CASTRO BY SMOKING A CUBAN CIGAR THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY +what 's better than fucking year olds ? [ removed ] +I'll never reward a nigga with sex and head and he been actin like a dumb ass nigga for the past week or two +A rabbi and a priest are running out of a burning school building Priest: what about the children? Rabbi: FUCK THE CHILDREN priest: you think we have time? +@CollinsWatch @SenatorCollins @mfalpac meets w/17 students but refuses to meet w/more than 8 Mainers? #mepolitics https://t.co/ulvcRLpnfT +"RT @DewayneFiive: When I was fucked up all I heard from niggaz is ""damn that's crazy""" +stop worrying about people's shiba obsessions and start worrying about ur fucking act score +What's the difference between a teen mom and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. +I grew up in a town where no one was racist so we could get away with saying stuff like that because no one really meant it in a racist way. +RT @Griff_TheGreat: Drake said it best when he said "Niggas act more like bitches these days!" +If yall niggas gon be gay, why yall gotta be so over the top? Dressing up in bitch shit that women wouldnt even dare wear. Smh. +when i told omar to smoke a few fags . i did n't mean shoot up a gay bar +Normie unironically gives EVERY piece of meme advice in one comment +The gym has my elbow FUCKED up. #andhaileysabitch #goodbye +What is the only positive thing in an African person's life? The HIV test. +Sweet Home Alabama Sister: Wow, you fuck just like Dad. Brother: Yeah thats what mom told me too. +I NEED SOME FUCKING SUNSHINE IN MY LIFE.... #OverThisFuckingRain +What’s the similarity between Christmas and Sex The children are tired at the end of it +17 Kills I guess the shooter forgot to call in his osprey gunner +Animal Grief in the 19th Century Old Shepherd s Chief Mourner by Edwin Henry Landseer , 1827 . +‘He hath set fire and water before thee; stretch forth thy hand unto whether thou wilt; before man are good and evil, life and death, and whichever he liketh shall be given to him.' +i hate when people complain for getting hate about something that they choose to do while my transgender ass gets assaulted and hate for - +my favorite sex position is the wow . that 's when i flip your mom over . +What does a basketball coach and a white girl have in common They are both surrounded by five sweat covered black guys. +having to take a break from working on art because i'm so overwhelmed by good emotions there are actual tears in my eyes +Ok Ignore the one pic. that is n't so good .... +Whats the difference between a dead dog and a black guy in the middle of the road? The dog has skid marks around it +All the hoes I did have now they decided they wanted to be wifey type draya fuck all that up +When you make a commitment, you build hope; when you KEEP that commitment, you build trust. +Everyone talking about a double dribble. It's Curry. They ain't callin him for that petty shit. LOL. #SuperStarTreatment +what starts with a n and ends with a r and is something you dont want to call a black person Neighbor +Hey do you have a permit for your eyes .. coz eyes like that are lethal a man can drown in' em +Why didn’t the white psychologist get the black boy? His bid was too low +Why don't you think the MRM is a movement of identity politics? +No hoe shit tho I was bout to say Perro got butt naked bitches doing dishes +Where do horses go when they get sick? The Horsepital! Just kidding they get shot lol +I fucking despise sex related askreddit questions I can just imagine a pathetic normie mastrubating as he reads the thread. +Why do bluepilled beta nu males almost always have beards? +@EA_DICE please fix the match making on operations for PC! 3 straight days of being put into an empty server. @MrProWestie #BF1 +what kind of punch is most effective against children ? a sandy hook . +The monkees- gotta give it time is a fucking quality tune +I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross. I have sex with her because it's kinky. +what do you call a group of black and white athletes ? pros and cons +How does the extension cord not get tangled up in local air traffic? +Need skype verification for keybase.io. +#MoreAcceptableThors: Thorldemort, Racist Uncle Thor, Smells-Like-Roofing-Tar Thor, Cocky Lifeguard Thor, DMV Employee Thor +Why couldn’t the black man find his shoes He loaned them to his dad +I hate looking after kids. But, they're what sells. +"RT @terryclay_: At LC ""WIFI"" stands for: ""We Invest in Fucked up Internet"" 🖕🏾🖕🏾🙄 #shitdontwork" +"@noname is beautifully deep! Had me wit ""U don't know me like the Sun, u've never seen my horizon""-""I'm sunny, I'm sunny just like the Sun""🌞" +What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling +How do you know your sister is on period? When your father's dick tastes like blood. +"My girlfriend meets her ex sometimes to catch up on life..."- cucked Redditor +think of the world as an ocean. bro i am just a turtle. a fucking turtle riding a wave. im just here bro. just here riding the wave +How many STD's does wide load Hillary have thanks to her rapey husband... since we're talking health now? +I’ve got a Princess Diana setting on my SatNav but I think it’s broken. It keeps on saying “Put your foot down I think we can lose them.” +If #Islam is so against idols that they smash Assyrian and Buddhists statues, then why do they pray at Mecca and circumambulate the Kabba? +BPD 911 Dispatch: 911/NO VOICE | 2500 AISQUITH ST | Tue, Apr 4th 2017, 12:30 am | Medium | P170940048 +how did president obama win the election ? he nigger rigged it . +"Just saw a trailer for #ghostinashell and they said ""you've never seen anything like it"".. BITCH YOU DONT KNOW WHAT DA FUCK IVE SEEN!!" +Imagine finding out your girlfriend's a necrophiliac. I mean, she has to be by how hot her corpse is looking right now. +when you make breaded chicken tenders you literally bathe the chicken in their children for the bread crumbs to stick bro what the fuck +Why do we not know where the holocaust went? Because the victims went up in smoke. +losing my virginity was like learning to ride a bike . my knees got scraped really bad and my father was behind me the whole time . +This dude wanted me to go all out rent a big luxury hotel room and also bring a bottle of fine wine at that point I had to bail and say FUCK THAT SHIT because I'm a Poor Boy who right now is recycling my chewing tobacco because I can't afford any right now +Fuck off is Sean coming lolicon with us how my supposed to get layed with shoe starer next to me cock blocking +This is part four of a five part series of videos on the German minority in Upper Silesia . +"@lucymusiccat Waitz - fink U gotz dar lyricz wrong dar Lucy - 🎵 Everykitty Rulez da world 🎵 Darz kno ""wantz"" boutz itz!! MOL" +Auburnnn hoe +Jews are not only insane , they are of literal demonic DNA . +When do black kids see their father? In the basement of the church. +Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 77 stories in 7 seconds +I really fucking hate being sober Seriously, I'm incapable of happiness while sober, I'm only happy when I'm drunk or high +#AmericaIsOverParty Me:*makes joke about being drafted* Also me:*prays to not get drafted* https://t.co/eKn9eJy5qT +"the browning of america should be fought with the Browning of america" #MPCStatusUpdates +Hey guys...think we should calm down a bit I know this recent blackpill has been released to the public but commenting on other subreddits will be seen as brigading to most... Just a very strong word of caution... EDIT: I only say this because the chances of this place getting canned is only getting higher. +Bring Sako back!!!!!!! +You build someone regardless what they have you don't put them down you help them grow you don't leave them behind you drag them ahead 💪🏽 +What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I doesn't cost $200 to get a lentil on your face. +"I'm a fan of dreadlocks. I could never do it. Charlie looks good with them though." +Why are asians and computers similar? They both have a tendency to crash +KATHERINE LANGFORD FUCKING CRYING AT THE END OF THE DOCUMENTARY THIS IS TOO MUCH I CAN'T STOP CRYING +#KarachiStandsWithMalikRiaz Let's start cleaning by not throwing wrappers and empty bottles away but dispose of properly. +where can you find gold ? not in here cause all y' all are broke . * sorry * +With 9% of precincts reporting Roy Moore 50,524 votes 52% Doug Jones 44,878 votes 46% Moore is Leading. +quote this with your best racist comment i need them for this white bitch comin at my black side llab +When you honour him with your otherworldly presence, even the articulate SherKhan fumbles for words. +bex told me there's a kid at her work that looks like me when I was younger and has now got back to me saying said child is a boy x nice x +i do n't think i 'm a bad guy for laughing at mean jokes . i 'm a good guy . like , i would never hit a woman . i would never hit a woman . even if she had a knife . or a stutter . in fact i might be one of the greatest guys of all time . like i got a kid in africa . i got a kid in africa that i feed . that i clothe . that i school . that i inoculate . for cents a day . which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there . +as a straight male , there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind . they give the best fucking head ! +Me and @Marquitos_76 driving *lightning strikes* Marcos: ummm can you fucking not! +Whats with that monomane yuya!!!! *giggles* your voice is so sexy and rich oh goshhhh im trying not to laugh and die at the same time xD +"@GreenSpearVert @VertGreen_Heart ""Hmm....Out of all the CPUs, you actually seem the most normal, chu.""" +Which loser is going to fund my tattoo addition?! #tattoofetish #Findom #goddessworship #humanatm @AlphaPromoSlave @RTfucker +Leadoff walk by Golsan ends string of 10 retired by Mangum. He's replaced by Cole Gordon with #MSU ahead 2-1. +Take it as a compliment! It just means you're young and attractive, you'll be wishing for that attention in 20 years. +😩 monkey mad +No. It's bad enough to have *one* kid like... that. +Light skin girls is the biggest hoes? +why do people make jokes about the holocaust ? it 's funny enough as it is . +If you saw a bus full of Muslims on fire on the side of the road, would you go to lunch first or see a movie? +The burden of proof is higher for political allies than for our enemies. +Professor 1:: Maybe I shouldn't say this, but after the stupid things some girls said in that class, I'm going to have to go home and watch some extremely sick porn featuring teen girls doing things that they don't want to do. Professor 2:: I'm not going to lie. I've been known to do the same thing. Three other guys laugh hysterically. Male tenured professors in their 40-60s of varying races in the faculty lounge while I (white female adjunct) am behind a shelf and cannot be seen. +I have to give @OliPaterson the honor of making me laugh so hard I cried today. Wow, the blockheadedness is strong in this one. +I guess it makes sense for them , but they will eventually have to decide whether Jesus was Black or Christianity is false : from their perspective both ca n't be true . +Man’s marriage proposal inside McDonald’s chicken sandwich isn’t well-received by girlfriend [x-post /r/news] +Come on Tank, break dem hoes backs! +A lawyer "debunks myths" about divorce and child support. +Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11. +Where do Jews with ADHD get sent to Concentration camp +I hate when guys call their girls bitches and hoes. That's your girl. You respect her. +Apparently this was the last quote from my son before disaster struck "Dad, why are you grabbing my ass?" +i will x him out the fucking picture but you wont tell me his nammmmeee +Need an outlet for your anger? Sometimes have an uncontrollable itch to hit something? Get into boxing! Or get a girlfriend. Same thing. +What is the point of a suicide hotline exactly? +What is white, black, and red all over? A disabled zebra in 1940's Germany. +At a job interview:: Interviewer:: That's a different name. Where does it come from? Me:: I'm from Puerto Rico. Interviewer:: Oh, you look smart for a Puertorrican. (I'm light-skinned.) +I presented 3 times today..... collectively about 2.5 hours of my day was spent presenting. With that I remind myself: only 3 weeks left 🙌🏼 +Jake drifts around a corner; Liv and Mariah are freaking out crying Heather and I are like FUCK YAAA!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 +Brown eyes and Brown hair make you no less white than someone with blonde hair and blue eyes . +RT @agustdeantrbl: jay park sweetie i'm sorry i'm so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even say that.. https://t.co/VAUeNVM2yH +I recently saw an adaptation of The Wizard of Oz in Tijuana Somewhere over the border, Raul climbs. Raul climbs over the border, why, oh why, can’t I? +They don't know history, they don't know how things work, and hell, they don't even know what words mean! +There's absolutely nothing wrong with rejecting a man for being short But rejecting a girl for not being a virgin, that's shallow. +In several of your posts , you 've managed to show us that you 're not a white nationalist A white nationalist looks out for each others . +Looks as if Federal Gun Laws to be proposed this week lack #AWB. Hope the #media and #antigun crowd choke on crow. +Found it again JewTube took it down but its back up Between Heaven and Hell The True Story of Whites in South Africa - YouTube +Why do you hate women, and what do you hate about them? +"Privilege," also known as "having ancestors who fought & toiled to build & maintain prosperous civilization for their descendents." +SARCASMS the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it ☺ +Why do shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews have ten fingers +Whirlwind of danger are raging around us overwhelming forces of darkness prevail still in the fight see advancing before us red white and blue flag of liberty that yet shall prevail on with the fight for the cause of humanity March you toiler and liberate our country from the CIA +What do you call a white person addicted on crack? A doublecracker. +Dave Tinham is easily confused, small brain, police shill. +what do debbie reynolds and 's teens have in common ? they all stroked cause they wanted to be with carrie . +Count your blessings and be thankful for them. Live your life well and keep thirsting to better yourself and to achieve your dreams. +RT @La21Savage: How you gonna let a nigga with no car drive you crazy 🤔🤔 +a show because every fucking body know AmoriyanJ gone handle his 😘 +What were Stan Lee's last words? Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good +"Sitting here at work and decided to call Quela and had her ass on speaker and she gonna answer ""talk dirty to me"" ppl was looking like uh💀😂😂" +142 government agencies work muslim communities why cos theyre so sick in the head that's the social care budget gone 33% birth defects fatalities from 1st cousin marriages cost to the NHS considerable and the surviving 67% are retards costing billions 80% of police budget on muslim watch +What is a quick way to do mascara for women? Complain about the dishes. Twice. +The system trades during news and also high volatility. There are many chances to make much money, so what are you waiting for? +What does a baby in a microwave look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate +#AbuserDynamics @Kingdijk Girls should count themselves lucky if they got a guy that still shouts when his mad, means he cares +How y'all gon get mad at ugly niggas for havin confidence? WE ALL WE GOT. +God said “Let there be black rights across all the corners of the world!” And then He made the Earth round. +listen the videos are going to take 79 fucking years to upload be patient with me +X-Post from /r/raisedbynarcissists: update to situation with crazy NWife. +RT @canadiancynic: Pepsi and Coke are not symbols of resistance and will not teach the world to sing. They're fucking sugared water with bu… +what 's dirtier than fingering your sister ? fingering your sister and finding your dad 's wedding ring . +Time for fucking about is over, please let's make a statement tonight. #mufc +I didn’t really like my visit to Ethiopia. There weren’t any food fights going on. +A message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my jacket. You can hide, but you can't run. +"I pressured my boyfriend into letting me give him a handjob, and then he started cutting himself" (x-post /r/sex) +As Stevie Wonder once said Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I can’t fucking see Edit: I posted this earlier but it had a big typo in the title +They are n't a band they are a group. like a white pride group. they are pretty big , they 've been on tv quite a few times . +Every pof post How come every land whale on plenty of fish has a picture of themselves firing a rifle with a headline "how much does a polar bear weigh?" +If you read my full timeline, elements of my rant you might be reading will make better sense. +geez, someone dm please whoever u are just go and dm me quick. ill tellu a secret id u want please im desperate. +i have a complicated thing w/ the late show bc for every 10 minutes of perfect 90s melbourne comedy there's 1 minute of inexcusable racism. +this valentine 's day i m getting my wife a new pair of shoes and a vibrator . that way if she does n't like the shoes she can go fuck herself . +Nah these hoes DMs broke tho +I jus wanna live good stay fresh and fuck bad bitches! 👌💯 +X and Y So a boy is an x x and a girl is an x y right. Doesn’t that make sex 50% gay +"Saw this today ""Jacob fucked this country up so badly ... they had to legalise weed ... just to help us cope"" 🤣 ❤️🇿🇦" +Going to Atlanta but I'm not the one driving which is great because my nerves couldn't take it. +How to buy an SUV: You don't, just get a fucking coupe or a sedan +Why are women the ones that give birth? Because it hurts and they deserve it. +Then q&a for both of us keynote speakers got hijacked to show harassment happening live. Both of us talked about diff aspects of harassment. +In the local student rag 's dating section , there was a letter sent in by a black guy complaining about white girls at this university shunning him and his other negro friends . +RT @PlainBlack_D: Get these trash ass niggas outta my stadium!!! 😂😂😂 +Sick of being sick. One of those years where I have gotten every damn germ that I've come in contact with... 😤🙁 +Hello from gainesville , I lived in Orlando for about 4 months good money bartending at the BBQ bar , but too many Rican sharps ... ugh 88/14 JJ +.@JamieAgathaRose Nothing. I like women in pink. It's a tipoff that they don't angrily reject femininity like...ahem, well, you know. +#transdayofvisability Today is our day to show others that our community will not stay silent. We will stay strong and fight to be heard. +kit kats trash +I love that black people can't comment here +RT @drhoagie: .@1Dittlinger Jay; I think once someone has Alzheimer's, suffers from alcoholism and is mildly retarded, people shouldn't mak… +i just had the urge to put ranch on my spaghetti and frankly i think that's fucking disgusting and i hate myself +Because of fucking inane male opinions like this one. @hectasticcc Why are girls just mad at the world for no reason? #notsexist +ANY poster on here that does not accept White Genocide is our NUMBER ONE priority is either delusional , still partly brain washed or likes to eat Bagels . +What did the deaf, dumb and blind orphan get for christmas ? Cancer. *-by Ricky Gervais.* +88..im from houston and hoping to get a few others to go from austin also ... if there is anyone needing a ride from houston they can message me on yahoo .. under cherrybyrd88 ... +We cannot let Trump get away with his $90MM hoax to end the Putins Puppet narrative.There was nothing there. Putin told Assad to move assets +My dad, grandad and uncle died yesterday He played so many roles in my life. +It may have had something to do with me still working on it , so I entered your vote through the moderator 's edit option . +a jew picks up a penny and walks into a german store the jew asks : how much does the holo cost ? clerk : million jew : au shwit ! i only have cent +what 's the difference between a jew and a pizza ? a pizza does n't scream when you put it in the oven . +In le current year, wanting a monogamous relationship is being picky +we need to rename child pornography to fun sized porn +///I was expecting hate mail from my troll bait, but instead I got ruukoto ........Ruukoto scares the fuck outta me sometimes, cause-> +In short, Trump is the demon of our puritanical sickness. Why did we give a fuck who he fucked? Why was he hated for love? +> be me > attend random church > starts fine > woman guest speaker > 40 minutes of Marxist garbage > Muh indigenous ppls, social justice, climate justice White guilt, sins of ancestors > wait to see what friends says > all 3 non political normies with me say they were off put by her there's hope +With me and I be having to use google translate or go to the web and type in what they saying, they be looking at me so damn crazy +Im from the 210 you already know bout to bust a flow on this bitch hoe names miguel is chillin with my nigga tono +"@CurvyBabyG Turns to face you. ""Ok but not for to long mommy has work and you still need some school princess.""" +Me:: (on the phone) I just called and spoke to someone and made a payment. Banker:: Was he black? Me:: It was over the phone. Banker:: Oh, you can tell. His voice is black. Me:: (click) Made me feel angry, confused, frustrated. +what did my first football game and losing my virginity have in common ? i was bloody and sore afterwards , but at least my dad came . +TODAY IS MY QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY, WHAT A DAY IN HUMAN HISTORY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE, I LOVE YOU @ivannaabonillaa ❤️💍 +So then what caused the booms and busts BEFORE the FED was put into place and we had a bimetallic based money ? +I like my beer like I like my women... 9 years old and in my basement EDIT: Fixed a spelling mistake. +If AJ leaves and I don't get an AJ/Shinsuke match to have a mark out for the ages I will flat out riot +74' | SAVE!!! Janjetovic gets down smartly at his near post to keep out Nabbout's shot! 0-3 #NEWvWSW #ALeague +All my friends are having babies and I'm over here, having to give my fish away cause I'm a fucking awful pet owner +What was Stephen Hawkings favorite cartoon show Veggie Tales +You need to get out of your comfort zone. +Stand with Roy Moore, he can make this comeback. +If you are in a vegetative state in Ireland then they let you starve. They call it the Irish potato famine. +You are very ambitious for a girl. +what do you get when you cross freshly made guacamole with an algebra notebook ? superman dies . +If this pisses you off too bad but WTF ARE PEOPLE WHO WEAR BIG INVICTAS FUCKING IDIOTS?! FUUUCK!!!!!!!! +The BNP gained three times the votes it had in last election . +“@DavetheBrave1: I like how @Virgilio_LLA thinks I'm talking to hoes..HELL NAH! Lol” my bad I forgot you ain't got hoes like vdawg do +The older I get `` in my mid 40s now '' the more I appreciate straight forward simple language that gets to the point . +Money first woman second but you hoes are last ! +Police brutality on someone just because they are black is abbhorent I mean its just plain animal abuse +Man explains why he can't leave his wife because he knows custody of their child will most likely go to her. +Black is... One of my favorite Xbox games. +I was told not to enter a spanish school anymore. When told what I was doing with the child, the correct answer was not " Fingering a taco " +So I'm white And if my dad leaves me is it cultural appropriation. +Why are black people always called monkeys Because people can’t tell which ones hanging on the tree +What do you call a black person with a roof over his head? A convict +ignorant racist black lady wants free water.flv - YouTube Black guy goes crazy at popeye & #39 ; s - YouTube OLD RACIST BLACK LADY CURSING OUT WHITE FOLKS ON TRAIN ! +I am the Master of Automod Some might even say he is my slave. (That's funny because he's Вlaсk) +Your manager calls you into the office and you get fired. You leave the office and everyone on the floor is clapping What do you do? 😂😫🤣 +"@GoldenTri141921 As I have said a million times, please produce data on racial attacks before calling Indians ""racist af""" +13 Reasons Why has got to be some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen if u like it u probably like j Cole +Was going to reply to a crap tweet by some woman here but they saw 'feminism' in her bio. Summed up everything! +What do you call the dumb hick snowflaketard who doesn't understand the meaning of dark humour....? .... +Hopefully they will get deportation orders and be on the next flight back to Cairo . +Everyone should help out the National Alliance and get involved . +#NeverTrump Twitter is a bizarre place where neocons think they are somehow still relevant and that Trump supporters are all “nazi’s.” +What do you call a riot full of blacks? Target Practice. +malala shot on iphone +Can't trust these bitches. And these niggas either. +WHOA HOHO WHY IS THIS VERSION OF SPOTIFY DESKTOP SO FUCKING UNSTABLE +I love oxymorons Like affordable housing, and African food. +Incels here will become either beta providers or escortcels in their early 30's As incelness is incurable You can say "hurr never I'd rather die", but desperation will make you change your mind I have already accepted my future as a beta provider of some used up whore with probably a son, at least I'll have a woman +I blew my wife's back out while we were having sex. She's only been dead 3 days +Why are Jews noses big Because the air is free +Why dont black guys like blowjobs? Its still a job. +Man, outscored by a black guy. +....and that's why I don't bother to distinguish between homosexuality and Pedophilia. +they were in melbourne for two fucking days while i was in school i am still mad +Yeah you bad but hoe so what +I've never seen you with a woman, so in my mind you're just straight. +heil sisters thank you this is why i wood stand side by side on the front line with my sisters thay are the bast ps AggroOigirl your profile say your are a single mother so i thot you was oi sorry skins for ever Goldenboy 88 WPFR +who were the world 's fastest readers ? / victims . they went through stories in seconds . +11-Yr Avg vs LY (in mbbls) for Week Ending March 31, 2017 #OOTT #Crude +1.25 | -5.22 #Gasoline -2.56 | 1.44 #Distillate -0.79 | +1.80 +That is correct , White men with guns built America , and it will likely take White men with guns to take it back . +“@IAm_Cream: 😂RT @DontGetGrandHoe: When y'all hoes going to learn how to spell” 🙌🙌 +What do you give a soldier who cums early? A dishonorable discharge +Actually, They will be raised by there mother along with their father , the US government . +Can he literally fucking choke already https://t.co/v5FBI79k6T +White coworker:: You're really good at this job but I gotta admit it still bothers me when people like you come to this country & take jobs from real Americans. Me:: Where do you think I'm from? Coworker:: I don't know what you are, but I know you're something. What are you? Me:: Native American. Coworker:: Oh... then I guess you didn't come here, huh? +Hey @AlaskaAir, truly awful job tonight with flight 425 from LA to Seattle. Will never fly you again. +Ever hear of books? @MakVarcoe Only one thing to do while im sick and thats watch women's hockey #notsexist #KillMe +I'm content with my life at this point. Therefore if you want to leave, then fine go on. I'll be just fine with or without you. 😊 +She proceeds to search her entire car and empty the contents of her backpack, yet she still can't locate her keys +Fuck you, fuck you very very mu~ch, Lily Allen. Your latest video is racist and awful and does nothing to promote "feminism." Christ. +Some kids want to play violent games, or lame girly games that AREN'T VIOLENT ENOUGH. +That's called white flight , and it 's why the city centre of almost every major American city is now predominantly non-white . +how could you have a debate with a nigerian woman ! pity i was listening in , should have been a good laugh listening to that person trying to hold a civilised conversation +Why’re there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you’re not supposed to take medicines on an empty stomach +I hear the funeral was quite moving especially her parents ostentatiously forgiving their daughters murderer. +I speak English, I do not speak Libtard! +Bout to send this to 6 bitches RT @Bbillions: I miss you putting your cold feet on me 😞 +Keep in mind the underlying reasons some people who claim positive purpose are really here. +What’s the difference between a pedophile and a priest Nothing +what 's the difference between bruce jenner and bruce banner . one bruce transforms into a terrifying monster , and the other is the hulk . +moderators - /r/againstmensrights - are they recruiting an army or why all those new mods? +MensRights What I fail to understand is why alot of people enjoy watching women beat the crap out of men in films or just general tv, i'm pretty sure if a single man was dicing up 10's of women, the audience would probably complain that it's sexist towards women.. +I'm going to start earning money by masturbating, and getting end-game content that takes years of grinding in MMOs in 5 minutes by taking my top off Oh wait I can't, because I'm not a female The game of life is evolutionarily rigged against all men. +Hate when I want to reply to a dumbass tweet and don't because I know I get nothing out of it +RT @_xxrehana: damn disgusting i wanna cry https://t.co/GavMojOILr +Even if you've got cancer femoids will friendzone you - blackpilled as fuck comments inside +last 24 hours have been great insight into who has paid any attention at all to the last six years in Syria ✌🏽 +I want solitude. I want to be isolated. I want fucking lonliness. 😑 +It is the fault of the parents who do n't take an active role in their children 's education ( though I think most stupid kids have stupid parents ) and the fault of the schools who let illiterate kids go on to the next grade . +Pulling Up With My Gun I Aint Injuring Shit🤘And If I See You With A Girl Then I'm Killing The Bitch✌ +Quiet morning after busy week of processing @DEKALB_Canada soybeans and dealing with two sick boys. #tireddad #lotstodoyet +omg watching freebsd committers just rail at gamergaters for doubting my freebsd contributions +We should take points off for the grade with the most promiscuously dressed girls at homecoming. +Just raped an Indian bitch and got HIV Guess I'm Brown with the Sikhness +sorry mods , i posted this twice by mistake so you can kill this thread and leave the other as i cant seem to be able to delete it . +Now let me just play Devil's Advocate... +That's why I'm not a lesbian. +@Sasha_The_II @ATFierce @QueenKhia That bitch is so stupid! It's the BEY hive, not the BEE hive. Lil Kim was the Queen B, Bey IS Queen B +A very insightful post from r/redpill - What MRA's could (and Should) learn from Gamergate (link inside) +Idiots everywhere... Everything what happens now is an insult to L's and my intelligence... +If you're all looking for quality tv I highly recommend #IntoTheBadlands compelling storyline, amazing aesthetic, superb fight scenes +.@georgieonthego Go ahead. I'd be interested in seeing what you fabricate. Hopefully they will be more creative than your "articles". +I heard the Talking Heads are playing a show in Athens. Burning down the house! +So I just mentioned on Facebook how the wage gap is a myth; cue lots of insults and judgements from people I thought were balanced friends... What's the best way to deal with this? +To everyone saying it's about looks, it isn't, the main obstacle is mental issues +"""The truth is like poetry, and everyone fucking hates poetry.""" +@Drake thank you for the lyrics, these bitches so gullible an sleep on your music they just be like aw u so sweet let me suck ur dick +So I'm walking down the street in down town Toronto and I overhear:: White Girl 1:: I really want to move to X neighbourhood after I graduate. White Girl 2:: That neighbourhood is really gentrified. White Girl 1:: OMG that's sooo great! White Girl 2:: Totally. +yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden , when i saw her kill a butterfly . and just for that , she would n't get any butter for a month . today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach . i said , " nice try . " +Damn I hate having to yell at my child but she's sooo bad +Roll up with the windows up, I'm still sippin' whiskey from the solo cup. She down for whatever, 'cause she know what's up. 🖖🎶 @G_Eazy +isn't it just the WORST when you have to take a shit but your phone is at like 5% +I hate how often I have to skip out on joining games because of my Xbox being in the living room. Mic would pick up too much noise. +If that was Cena he wouldn't of fucked up that tombstone counter into a tombstone, Vince. #Wrestlemania +#InternationalFactCheckingDay sounds like something HRC's comms people came up - well-meaning and totally useless. #LoveTrumpsHate +Oh No: NBC Insider Says Network Is in "Total Panic" That Megyn Kelly's Show Will be an Historic Flop —Ace +Interesting, I will pass this information on to my professor who always talks about the poor poor Africans , walking miles to drink dirty water +Where did phrase "Nailed it" came from? Jesus biography +The Handmaid’s Tale: Just more paranoid and hysterical anti-male propaganda +A girl that rides in trucks has no place to call home and the wrong guy to call Daddy . +What sort of books or other products geared towards men and celebrating masculinity have you found that aren't well known? +if i had super powers, i would be just like peter pan and fly you all to an island were we become Hydra had those thoughts in a while so i wanted to share , or we can become a Goblin Kingdom you choose +Also We Learned That The First Four Houseguests Evicted Cameron, Jillian, Cody, And Dominique Now Will All Get A Chance In A Special Battle Back Showdown Episode Tonight To Get A Chance To Re-Enter The Game And Back Into The Big Brother House #BB19 +What's the difference between a daughter and a prostitute? Well... I don't fucking know. +All you really have to do is join a frat and start taking xanax It's not that hard to do and it'll make your life not suck +Tarah Wheeler Van Vlack threw a bunch of women under the bus so she could get Wadhwa's support for her Women in Tech book. +GOP voters, do not forget how deeply your supposed leaders like Jeff Flake hate you, enjoy your suffering, and want you to be replaced. +a excellent site and i have found many near matches over the years , but now have found the right one . special for offensivequestions +young female psychiatrist replied to my redpill email Hi Max I am a little confused as to why you have sent this through to me and what sort of response you are expecting kind regards FUCKING CALLED OUT +Learn to deal wd fucking ppl febyy. Dont stress out +ITT Normies try to justify cheating on your husband while your son has cancer +When were black Jews most prominent? Around 1941-1945, specifically after leaving the oven +bryce is fucking disgusting WHY ISNT HIS RAT ASS DEAD +Currently getting #theworldsfamousplatinumsuite prepped and ready for a #trackingsession with @official_whitefang and engineer @DubMixedIt +Check the facts, watch the international news. Educate yourself instead of jumping on the bandwagon. +Ode to WallyPark U oversell the rooftop But don't mind if I park my Volvo In a non-actual spot And u have those chalky mints Only I like +"@WilfulFacetious ""What do you mean am I happy?"" he asks, advancing on Julian's character. ""Duh, I'm happy. Why do you ask?""" +A friend from twitter is trying to escape his emotionally abusive wife +This is an absolute disgrace , they think they are entitled to everything on a plate and that is out of order . +What's the worst thing to find while fingering your sister? your dad's wedding ring +prince harry announces wedding, I'm sure his dad is very excited by the news ,and I'm sure Prince Charles is as well... +How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood +@JasonKuznicki You weren't swayed by the video evidence that maybe the chemical attacks weren't real in the first place? +Who the fuck would say no to that ring?!?! Mercy! #WrestleMania +The problem is there are thousands of people , mainly europeans , who just create a profile and then post 0-4 times and then vanish . +The #AprilFools' Day has passed, please come back to believing any news is real. Thanks. #trueSADstory +RT @MinajestyExotic: Lil Kim dick riders are the worst ppl on twitter🙄 +9/11 jokes are dead Just like everyone in the building +I'd rather be blind all the time then wear this fucking glasses +Why Google when Jesus has all the answers? Not going to ask Jesus to where to find child porn . +Why do we need to have particular titles - feminist, gay rights activist, etc.? Could we not all claim we are for equity and inclusion for all within the world? +1,108 days until the end of the first Trump administration and there are still people who think we have time to play games trying to win elections. +i hate it when girls talk during sex . i was halfway through and this girl was all " please , take anything you want just do n't hurt my baby " . really killed the mood . +hitler was a good guy if you consider how well he treated animals . he even gave them showers . +what do you call a year old boy with no friends or parents ? a sandy hook survivor whose parents were avid country music enthusiasts . +what 's the difference between a black guy and a elevator one has steel cables the other steals cable +What does it mean when you have blue eyes with a slight ring of brown around the pupil ? +An Article I wrote about sources of home schooling materials . +On one hand... On one hand, I'm glad that Hillary Clinton lost the election, because I won't have to listen to smug AF feminists talking about having a female POTUS, but on the other hand, fuck, we have Trump. +This is a new version that has not been available before now . +Got a flat on my way to class at 6:30 am and I wasn't sitting there for 5 mins before the TN roadside assistance thing pulled up to help +things u put on yer teeth just kidding ... seen guys with those things that suppose to hold up pants ? theyre red or white ? and theyre not belts. welcome to skinhead charades . +"called phil and he goes ""you sound tired, did you get out of bed?"" ""yeahhh"" ""wow.. you actually got out of bed. good job."" 🙄" +Women only want chad cock Women only want chad cock +I set my two African friends up on a date They clicked right away +She looks at me with genuine eyes , her laughter sounds uncontrollable when I play with her , you'd think she'd have a tail to wag too . +We have shot ourselves in the foot as women... raising these useless ass men. It is a horrible cycle 🙄 +Climate change is a terrible problem it absolutely needs to be solved. It deserves to be a huge priority. ~Bill Gates #myemywealth +What if the feminists didn't exist? who will we kill and rape without feeling bad about ourselves,the horror. +so these two roaches , tom and oscar , are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack so these two roaches , tom and oscar , are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack . “ hey tom ” said oscar to his friend , “ you know that restaurant down the block ? i went there yesterday to pick up some scraps , and i could n’t believe how clean it was , i could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor . ” “ oscar ” hollered tom spitting the food out of his mouth , “ please not while i am eating ! +I'm not the creep you cunts made me out to be. +What’s the difference between a child’s elbow and walnut shells? I don’t enjoy breaking walnut shells. +I lost 2 really close friends of mine during the columbine shootings They shot themselves in the library. +Whats black, white and red all over? A Dalmatian in a blender. +Fuck life tbh Its just not worth living in 2017. +LOL OH YOU *TEE HEE HEE* @akidaffendi Yo fyi, I'm not sexist =_= i just like to piss off you girls x) +Today was a sad day My Ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver. +Non black or White men are considered subhuman Even by females of their own race. +Trump believe he's the gatekeeper of all ppl Build walls &shame PPL.HE'LL FALL HARD& BE SHAMED BEFORE THE WORLD.HE WILL BE REMEMBERED A LIER +#Organic Chicken Pot Pie tonight! https://t.co/fbvwTS7zPe +The Texas shooting The definition of spray and pray +IN everything give thanks, not FOR everything! Good comes from the Father of Light.. Evil comes from the devil, NO thank you's for that one! +Yep except the study @Liberal_fem (the Artist Formerly known as Mich_something) offered's author says it does NOT prove bias @TamedInsanity +my grandma died just six days before my birthday which of course made me extremely upset when my birthday came around , because i had nothing to wish for . +Remember: When #God is in your mission, destinations come to fruition. Stay #encouraged. #God bless you +I am White and I believe all White people know the difference between right and wrong no matter what they say about their political positions.We are facing genocide as a people and the infighting is just loved by non Whites . +You're either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way +There is such a thing as a human race but different sub species . +"@brxxzx_ is talking to me about basketball and she says ""she made the goal"" this is the fucking reason she doesn't watch sports!!" +Reilly needs to shake his head after that play...we got the game but we didn't need to give that loser another one #tmltalk +Leaves eyes/Liv Kristine / Theater of Tragedy She is Norwegian and her husband I think is German . +Gooin to an island and I'm guuna get awaayy, gooin to an island and I'm gunna get awaaayy, goin to an island awaayy. Not really, but please? +Cluster B personality types Would you guys ever accept a girl with histrionic personality disorder? +What is a Nazi's favourite weapon? A vacuum cleaner. +What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a family. +Today I realized my face (my eye area, to be more specific) is asymmetric I've never been confident about my looks but this makes things even worse. +a black man and a pakistani man both jump off a tall building at the same time . who wins ? society +9/11 Simulator https://imgur.com/gallery/HSGDR Edit- Asked for my friends opinion on how offensive this is, he said “9 out of 11”. +The ball is rolling on that. Once WA and CO start raking in the money and saving tons, the tune will change from spending tons on enforcement... +I have so much anger in my little person it is fucking insane. +Reminder that you're incel because you have recessed orbital rims If you had well developed supportive orbital rims indicating good genetic health, you would have women flocking to you +This is the sad life of normshits, they search through your post history and decide to shit talk you instead of doing their designated job. +"""why yo hair look like pubes"" MY MOM BRUTAL AS FUCK" +I feel so lonely i crave the affection of a female so fucking much that it disgust me to touch myself It seems like i know how the affection of a female feels but i will never get it , oh God please find me a wife i am sorry for all the sins i have committed if it means deleting my account i would do it right away for a girlfriend +"RT @busybeingpetty: There's always fucking ""train traffic"" ahead of us. There's always somebody feeling suicidal and wanna jump on the damn…" +How many finger can you fit under your jaw Until you reach the neck, mine is only 2 and my fingers are small af +East Midds Traffic A45 eastbound within the A509 (south) junction | Eastbound | Road Works https://t.co/6rJ95xUWpU Drive Safe All +govt: dont litter! shopping centres: has literally two fucking dustbins per level +Black friends are just like trees They fall down when you strike them multiple times with axe, and no one gives a fuck.. +Don't know why you're downvoted. It's not relevant, but not out of the question either. +link Request: personal ad site posted recently that allowed women to decline dates based on whether a man was circumcised I know I saw it here, but my time is limited and I can't find it again. +.@38fanda Not even slightly... +ethiopian food have you ever eaten ethiopian food ? neither have they ! +No, I meant how to get around buying up all the land in a PLE chosen town while refusing nonwhites to buy any property in such an area , it probably would n't matter if a nonwhite bought your house before you joined a PLE . +Competing with the football team in college is like fighting the final boss in Dark Souls with your flaccid dick Srriously, what the fuck, of all the guys I need to compete with for women, it's these useless fucks, god, I hate my life. +I asked my dad if it was tight. He said" very much so" +If you're about to tell me something and then say nevermind, you're the biggest fucking asshole. +The Kurdish women break every sexist law of Islam and are loved by the world. Half of ISIS is about repressing women and they are hated. +Why are blind guys always fucking op in combat LMFAO +I can't say it anymore, I gotta do it. this shit is really crazy & I don't deserve nothing like it 🤦🏽‍♀️ +What's a klansman's favorite type of cheese? White American +Terror in Paris - right now ... luckily it seems there is no fatalities #ParisTerrorFail - for more info check out Paul joseph Watsons twatter account. + / what 's the world 's biggest attraction , / it will blow your mind away +I can't even bring myself to be annoyed when people underestimate me anymore. Darling just watch me x +I think it goes back even to the 18th century and thats why I call it modern because it is neither ancient nor medieval ... +I like my women like I like my movie posters. Novel and seemingly worthy of collection, but ultimately they deteriorate and fall off my basement wall. +WOW I'm really glad that Belmont put a hold on my account the day before registration even though I owe them $0 :-) HA HA HA +I'm assuming this isn't as deep as "ceci n'est pas une pipe" @Nucka_Juice: Girls sports are not sports #notsexist #justfacts +Test Ride and Handling Assessor Working as part of our Outdoor Test team, Pirelli Tyres would like to re...https://t.co/seoZOJdISZ +AND WHY TOMORROW IM AT THE BEACH GDI FUCK YOU LIBER YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO SHOW MY SON THE. WRONG. DAY!!! +If you see someone make a Miracle reference when talking about NHLers going to the olympics, kick them in the fuckin mouth. Stupid argument +70 percent of the population can get laid whenever they want Must be nice. +regarding prostitutes which race is generally the most unfriendly/hostile? +My teacher always tells us "Be specific and explicit" He learnt from life. His wife Karen told himself in bed"Eat me". R.I.P Karen. +Had to embarrass some lil Bitch in front of he ugly boyfriend on the train 🙄. +I was delude all this time, the girl I so much liked turns out to look very good according to most peoples standards, i have no chance with her, i might as well cut off my penis now +Completed over two years ago with a certificate , I attended the University of Pittsburgh and finished at Kansas State University , both nationally ranked universities . +this whole time i thought we were sending aid to africa turns out it was aids +Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching. and live like it’s heaven on earth. +As long as you do n't do that , they ca n't accuse you of misusing company time , or creating a hostile work environment +Get one of these t-shirts for next time you see him : - Asatru Versand - Kein Islam in Europa - Das Christentum ist schlimm genug ( T-Shirt ) Kein Islam in Europa - Das Christentum ist schlimm genug ( T-Shir themd-kein-islam +For al those who have, more wl be given and they wl have an abundance;but from those who have nothing, even what they have wl be taken away +How Gamerghazi's Campaign Of Hate Nearly Ruined My Life: The Story of Kiwikku and #NotYourShield • /r/KotakuInAction +Kris Bryant's dad has some advice that LaVar Ball can't afford to ignore https://t.co/fm9K4MQi3c via @YahooSports +what do you call a five year old with no friends ? a sandy hook survivor +that is not indigenous to the area..... DONT TAKE A FUCKING KANGAROO OUT OF AUSTRALIA ND BRING IT TO WYOMING TO BE SLAUGHTERED +these conspiracy videos are really fucking with me +I wish I smoked so I could hit more smoker loser hoes +What’s the cheat code to make my dad come back? +RT @KillAllSimps: My girl told me she was on her period, I immediately power bombed her hoe ass +@cmofficeUP THERE is no toilets with shops courts police stations parks hence people go on road side hitting cleanliness programme. +Comprehensive list of everything females have to offer * Vagina +My fevorite part of a math problem Is the final solution. +Female friend:: Do your lesbian friends act like normal girls, or are they different?... I'm okay with gay guys but I just don't think I could be friends with a lesbian. +RT @Heissarcastic: Facebook needs these 3 buttons: "Dislike", "Who cares", "Are you retarded?" +My dick is thicker than a woman's wrist! Is something I like saying so much that I only fuck anorexics and children +I Hate A Mice Head Nigga That Want A Bitch All To They Self But Be Micen Like A Mf 😑 +I ❤️ watching niggers, spics and broke liberal college faggits who pay no income tax throw a huge tantrum becuz White people who pay income tax will get to keep a tiny little bit more of their own 💰 +hollywood is literally pedophiles and rapists lecturing the world on morality maybe they shouldn't be in charge of deciding who the bad people are +Did you hear about the polish gangster? His career was managed by three black singers +"@Ivory446633 well he's really fucking bad at it. dumbass fucking bird. that's why the insult ""bird brain"" is a thing." +Martini's my girl are deceiving Drink 2 at the very most Drink 3 and you're under the table Drink 4 and you're under the host. +About to meet this puppy. Shepherd mix. A bit bigger than I wanted. We'll see. +"RT @sexuaIfeed: After choking me and whispering ""stop fucking playing with me"" in my ear https://t.co/oVZWHZbsRu" +"RT @WickedBeaute: I hate a ""not all men"" ass dude. Stop derailing. Address the issue at hand. Nobody needs to clarify common sense for you." +Going live on wow. Havent played in ages lol.ew lvling @StreconnRETWEET @HyperRTs #TeamEmmmmsie @SupStreamers @Small_Streamers +Your bitch playing games? I may be the joystick +Handicapped why are handicapped citizens so good at joining gangs? They are CRIPples! +I believe it 's time for Haman to break out his private stash and start sharing with the rest of us . +Harvard Study: Biggest Factor in Divorce is Husband's Employment Status - xPost from /r/science +Every chick wanna be Beyonce but don't want a ugly nigga 😒 +You know what I hate? Being ignored, put down, judged, feeling insecure, being hurt and losing friends. +Every Now And Then It Hits Me What the point of doing all this, I will never escape inceldom, I will never get a girl, fuck my life there is no hope, I am too ugly. +I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket. +That feel when you don't back up your phone and all your contacts are gone. Y'all wanna give me your numbers back? +Daily reminder that I T ' S O V E R T ' S O V E R +"@lxrryxmofo @33sylvia FACTS ONLY OK. ""Just, let me take care of you babe,"" Zayn whispers into Liam's ear as he unbuttons his jeans" +Lots of free goodies for all the new SF babies ! +what happened to the girl with white privilege she became a feminist transrace. yes, she fucking surgically got more melanin in her skin. because that's how fucking bad white people are now, apparently. +im fucking over today and practically over tomorrow. someone wake me up when it's sunday. +"RT @sincir3000: They say ""what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"" but the clap can travel worldwide so that saying in stupid as fuck" +you know, that's an interesting idea. Maybe I should get some promoted tweets for ggautoblocker. +well hey as a skinhead of the holy war myself you have no need to start a gruop just join up with the out law church of the creator. : attack +I wonder why you keep thundering,won't you just fucking rain .... +Friend: In my observation, I think gals come out of breakups more mentally healthy. Me: Observation bias. The women we've seen come out of breakups have been dating shitty men. +tbh so many of yall sleep on jyushimatsu.... that crazy son of a gun could fuck you for HOURS, NON STOP. hes the ONLY MATSU WHO EXERCISES +It's Mein Kampf and no he never said anything about killing every jew on the earth like the jews claim he wanted to do . +Are you actually a PhD professor? Just curious. +It does sound like you are a little over stocked. You will need to keep right on top of the water changes to keep the ammonia down. [...] Edited to add.... Gravel vac at the same time and you kill the proverbial two birds with one stone. +I wonder what it 's going to be like if the Big Chimpout of 2014 really happens . +"then they said ""but you don't like girls?"" and I was so angry and just caught up that I was like ""yes I do you assholes so what!!!"" and now" +ok wait this sounds dumb i mean like if you showed me those songs but they were done by another artist or smthn i probably wouldnt like em +What if I've recharged my number with 303 on 27th March? Should I have to recharge it again to get summer surprise offer? @JioCare +Fellow incels are telling me to stfu I dont have allies anywhere +Women will never know how it feels to..... * Be depressed * Be lonely * Be helpless * Be hopeless * Be suicidal * Be rejected * Be friend zoned * Have to work hard to get shit (since they get it for free) * Be unwanted * Be unloved * Be virgins Anything else to add, incels? +What breaks when you give it to a 5 year old? Her hips +#FireKushneri don't like Trump but damn his base is bloodthirsty if they expect him to fire his daughter and her husband +"Assmeat for Anthony" is a great book if you are researching rimjobs of the sixties +can they just fucking understand that it fucking scares me? ya allah +Does @PressSec always look this much like an overworked funeral director…or someone already embalmed by one? #caring +I just think Coinbase is looking for quick, consumer ready, already adopted to popular online stores, and has a presence in the USA, seems like what they've been doing, I don't know that Ripple is that yet +I hate when I'm in line for anything and people get so fuckin close up to me, I could almost feel them breathing 😩😩 +It's the 21st century ladies SPOIL YOUR MAN. don't be a snotty stuck up bitch. +Idk who I thought I was when I tried dancing after running 5 miles but I'm fucked now 🙄🙄😩😩 +RT @lildurk_: Seem like dese bitches ain't loyal +As predicted this morning, the battle has begun the correction needed... go, girl... little house cleaning is good for the future +My room is: CO2: 401ppm Pressure: 1008.55hPa Temperature: 20.41°C Humidity: 46.91% Luminosity: 12Lux 2017/04/01-17:57:25 +It has been claimed that the black African invented the stick , but that is a lie . +Daily reminder: millions of femoids are carving out their stinkholes with their fingers tonight over the thought of chad texting them back "what's up" Whilst we all die alone +Susan Rice will be remembered for lying -- about Benghazi, about Bergdahl, about political use of intelligence agencies, about unmasking... +Niggas be sooooooo mad when you stop fucking w them like 🤣 let that hurt go sus +The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart about how many of them are scared of Godzilla. +Why are fat kids awesome? You can hide behind them and they stop bullets. +hey guys , what s the deal with country music ? i mean it sounds so bad it makes you open fire on a crowd of people ! thank you . +"""25million no be money""- Efe Tboss said the same thing and his fans almost chopped her head off. SMH #BBNaija" +You don't always need to be around me because you remain inside me and i feel you when needed!! I trust you and I love you!! #lovelife +What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Catholic priest? A Rabbi cuts them off, a priest sucks them off. +Do the French call Reddit "Ribbit? " +Nigga Andrew and x been telling me since like 11' everything's for sale and legit everything is for sale you tell me a great number lol +If you were smart enough to purchase an expensive car at the dealership in Houston that is going to reimburse you when the Astros win bravo! +i jus watched 200+ snapchat stories without skipping through any and realized yall boring as fuck +I try not to talk down to misogynists, but they really do seem to have trouble with basic concepts and vocabulary +The only feeds I can access are the user create live topics. +Imagine a life without humiliation I cant even fathom it +He hit me with " if I tell you who I'm fucking you can't say shit bitch, but her head game on point " #RNS +What a surprise Obama administration SABOTAGED operation to stop Hezbollah - Daily Mail +what's the difference between my sister and my driveway? I pull out of my driveway +not even joking, i saw the pantwitter hashtag just then, n i thought it said PANT WETTER, i thought ppl were showin off bout pissin emselves +Cut these hoes off right now I really need to , ion really know girl but I believe in u +Sounds like things are pretty cool for you and your family . +Last MSM person standing please shut off the lights. +my thai girlfriend says a small penis is not a problem for a relationship . i 'd still be happier if she did n't have one +I wish you luck , is it any wonder Jew males lust for our White women ? +Why does the ethiopian child cry himself to sleep? Because hes having his midlife crisis. +Eat the chocolate, lick the lolipop... My mom was cool when I grew up. She made me feel things. +I will answer them I will be with them in trouble I will rescue and honor them with long life I will satisfy them and show them my salvation to declare the steadfast love in the morning and your faithfulness by night +zika virus is such a cockblock . it 's stopped hundreds of babies from getting head . +Gender is a social construct. You're born with genitalia, the rest is up to you. Pink IS for Boys. Soccer IS for girls. #feminism +Why is Justin Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he'll blow. +When it comes to black jack the Chinese have no problem with the dealer showing a 4 , they 'll even split a pair of fours funny huh +You can't be mad or feel no type if a person acts different towards you or just stop fucking with you if you're the reason behind it. 🗣 +Dildos should not be used by woman They are not dishwasher safe +It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house. Pro 21:9 KJV +Shit makeup & disgusting lashes, I don't wanna go out +>agree or disagree that overall some people value external validation or internal validation more? and if so, where do you fall? [...] And how does one get those rewards in the first place with no outside input? +Verne troyers grave sight announced... He’s gonna be flushed down a toilet Or in the back garden in a shoe box +WWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WITWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT KIVATS DAD FUCKED +Leftists: C-ville driver was a terrorist, it wasn't just a car accident even though he's not being charged with first degree murder Also leftists: today's terror attack wasn't a Muslim terrorist even though he shouted "Allahu Akbar", killed 8 ppl, and had guns drawn; it was a car accident +That's one of the best statements I 've read on this site . +Temp 17.0 Deg.C. RH 78% Av Wind 14.4 km/h SSW Baro 1029.0 hPa Falling slowly Rain since 9am 0.0 mm F'cast Fine weather +There will be hundreds of thousands of white people fleeing your proverbial sea of mud this is where we come in . +Sony: We can shut all the competition down with our skills of swaying and pandering to demographics. Disney: Oh YEAH?? Watch this! ++3 3 related images One of Savannah 's Most Wanted Captured 2nd Marine in charged in Las Maracas shooting WNCT - George Crocker - 52 minutes ago 21 year old Erwin Rodriguez , Jr. of Camp Lejeune is charged with one count of Assault with a Deadly Weapon with Intent to Kill Inflicting Serious Injury by ... +Dark enough? A: u know the difference between swimming pool and a child B: ooh, is it that u can in pee in one but not in the other? A: no. One screams when u go in dry +I wish people would stop being born and the rest would just die +I only bang girls that are 9 or 10 After 11 they start to get bitchy +People are like Ice: Everyone is more afraid of the black ones +i don't know because i had everyone else on that thread blocked. but i'm am loling so hard right now. +Tell Us About That One Rejection That Keeps You Up At Night +This is a good answer , and I 'd like to hear your thoughts on the black music , likable black guy scenarios . +i hate the whole, slut, hoe, "thot" talk lol given what i'm sure people's personal inboxes and late nights look like +#Wrestlemania Thank you roman. Thank you Roman, thank you Roman!!. What a fucking shambles the Taker was +Well. What a season it's been. 3 sellouts. Plenty of goals. Fights by the bucket load. Lots of new friends. 1/4 finals of the cup & playoffs +KID : Dad, what do condoms do? DAD : Son, they prevent questions just like that one. +How do you call a handicapped vegan? A cannibal +Just came from that nonsense posting Did my part . +There was a blackout in my neighborhood yesterday Don't worry the police got him +I feel like I only want a gf to fill a missing void in my life. I have to be mentally ready for another person to come into my life. +.@DearEvanHansen y'all need to change your SRO policy, the fact that everyone can buy 2 is absolutely ridiculous #youwillloseoutonashow +So, Bae's dad is angry that his wife and daughter stood up to his stupid self and refused to take his abuse anymore? Asshole #blackinkcrew +Judge says FBI's NIT warrant invalid, points out FBI agent knew it was invalid when he requested it: Government claims legal authority f +Things are happening. Big things. I could not be more excited.1 +So here 's where all that missing bank stimulus money went ! +How are your friends paying you back for the trip? Are they paying you back with their financial aid money? That's just tax money going back to us! +What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. +It's such a beautiful day out I feel good about my test I have enough sense to recognize Mary Sue is a sexist term life is good +Obama employed Muslim Brotherhood !! Did @abcnews24 complain about that? #THEWORLD #THEIRABC Obama looked away while Iran execute people. +If I had a penny for every time someone made fun of Africans... I still wouldn't give £1 a month. +Just starin at my books makes me wanna die. Fuck you exam!!! +i KNEW he was gonna say something about those fucking pants +#2017AlreadyTaughtMe to be humble & going for everything I want unlike other years where I make new years resolution bt dnt stick to dem +Can't turn a hoe into a house wife, #Fact +This is not good even though it is the truth . +I swear some of y'all need to learn how to fucking worry about yourselves. +My theory is that diversity is not as popular as the wagon burners on Unity North Dakota would have us believe . +Knee hurting so bad but my fat ass still went and got Popeyes +Who the fuck was it? I would like to know! Fucking assholes you don't know what it's like to be ignored by me 💁 I'll find out +#jacobontour JACOB HONESTLY YOU SHOULD GET @Marymcgmusic AS AN OPENING ACT SHE IS YOUNG AND SO TALENTED JUST LIKE LITTLE YOU!!!🍀🍀👀 +I know she's got that dumb moralizing crusade against porn but like... we're not in hiding bitch lol. +A astro physicist was using his telescope in the hood. He found a black whore . +If the International Drug Cartels are causing so much DEATH and DESTRUCTION in Mexico , then why allow them to just walk across our Border ? +I joined under another name way back in 2003 when SF Britain was a single page , i miss those early days the banter and comradeship was fantastic +normies i need your help tell me what to fucking do +RT @amadijuana: TOO BAD I CANT GLO WITH U TOO BAD I HAVE TO STUNT ON YOU FOR LIFE TOO FUCKING BAD +I don't agree with Trump that the freedom caucus is his enemy. The caucus wants you to be more conservative, @realDonaldTrump +@boognan do u realise how hard my ovaries are trying to kill themselves rn DONT QUESTION MY STATEMENTS +October 31st is New Year 's Eve in our European cultural tradition - will there be specific flyers for this event ? +"Because we want to ensure a deep pool of mods who can share their experiences, please link and forward this invitation widely!" +That goal by Benteke though, fam. One goal since the new year and does that. Sold Courtois bare dreams. +And this is what happens.. When the Vegas police hang up on a noise complaint call. +Want to know something positive about gays? HIV. +Idk why niggas feel like they can come into my life when ever they feel like it. Fucking clowns +hey , relax . being an amputee is n't * all * bad for example , your pedicure is half off and you get free pancakes at ihop +#CilfynyddWeather is Temp: 14.6°C Wind:2.2mph Pressure: 1025.8hpa Falling slowly Rain Today Unavailable. Forecast: Showery, becoming less s +Women's like bimmer car some of them have fantastic body & week engine, some of them have total loss body & powerful engine😜 +mean pick up line hey did you steal the apple of eden ? because you have an adam 's apple +Hellooo Twitter refugee...Happy to be here...MAGA... +A horse came into a bar... No wait.. it was a man! A horse came into a man.. +2 Years of foreign language is mandatory to graduate from my school . +You need a class 3 dealer license to own a machine gun . +"just saw the full video where moyes says ""careful next time you come in"", for fuck's sake. what a fucking awful, weird dickhead." +3 fansites are on rest i hope they will come back as soon as possible and i hope this will not lead to the point of closing 😶😢 +What’s the difference between a joke and my penis My sister can take a joke +Texture is different from paperwhite. More matte? I kind of like paperwhite more. More concerned about dropping this one. Get a case. +I wish I had bigger and thicker bones in my skull so I would be better looking and not be an incel Also a bit taller, and bigger dick would be great. +My ubereats driver called me yelling bc he decided to not follow his GPS & ended up not at my address? Tf? No. +July 9, 1999 First lady @HillaryClinton says she considers #Jerusalem to be the "eternal and indivisible capital of Israel" and will be an active advocate, if elected to New York's Senate seat-to move the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem. +What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? For cannibals, it's the wheelchair... +What’s the difference between a black person and heroin? I actually think twice before shooting heroin +Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere. +After listening to the broadway soundtrack, I really love the idea of a Mary Poppins AU with Star as Mary Poppins and Marco as Bert?? +So I took my wife out for dinner. Turns out the restaurant i went to doesn't take ingredients from home. +What do you call a train with 3000 Jews on board? Anything you want they ain’t coming back +there was a local family whose daughter was . . rankly very overweight and unattractive . i remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining that her daughter could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before . the whole school was in shocked silence , then one lad shouted out , " fucking hell , it must have been a strong rope . " _ please follow r / sickipedia for jokes like this one +Still not over these customers leaving behind a loaded gun in a FANNY PACK in my cafe and thinking shits breezy 😤 +RT @rrfxagb: me fucking it up for my seargant so I won't have to go on duty https://t.co/0p0LF3PhcJ +Sorry, beautiful. +I have faith in the project, but more awareness needs to be spread about the difficulties and harassment that many female FOSS devs face. +Whats harder than walking through the cancer ward of a childrens hospital? My dick while doing it +White women who need to ally for black women more. +I'm confused after reading this post and need some confirmation that I'm not crazy +Advice if diagnosed with CFS. Checklist: pacing, diet… #cfsme https://t.co/R6mXHeL4T5 https://t.co/533Y4fQ6bw +Why are black womens usually muscular ? Do you know how much protein the cum has ? +And when he's coming he can wear his Yoruba cloth. Cos I've already predicted if it's not igbo I marry it'll be Yoruba. +"@ruth_hunt @soniasodha I'm trying to ask myself in a more mindful way, ""Is what I want to say creating heat or light?""" +If I had a bullet for every gender i'd only need a double barrel shotgun +Showtime #Katamarayudu with family this time... Almost full in #Forum mall KPHB Strong gng by @katamarayudu #PawanKalyan +DOG LOVERS: Get the dog walking area to yourself by eating sausages out of a dog pooh bag. +( xpost r / jokes ) why did princess diana cross the road ? momentum +What is the national bird of Pakistan? An American drone... +Lesson learnt My wife had to have an abortion. I held a dead fetus that day. They didn't taste good as I thought they would be. Probably because I came all over it before. Lesson learnt : You should never kick your wife during her pregnancy. +Black male backlash against feminism (all races welcome) +Knock, Knock.. Who's there? Gestapo! Gestapo who? No, no.. Ve vil ask ze questions. +what do you call a picture of / ? a photobombing +How annoying when u keep trying to go to a toilet in s club and the dj keeps playing banger after banger +Got me in the kitchen cooking burgers in my draws While my brother got the trap jams playing and rolling up a blunt 👌🏻 +Also, it 's so sad to see so much pre made crap in their grocery buys . +I need a bad bitch thats gon treat me good +#NayiSoch Wajood – Official Music Video | Ravi Chowdhury, Mohit & Kaavya | https://t.co/IYrTI29quC https://t.co/LbQh2Ue6sU +Alright, I 'll send my pic out only for request in a pm . +between the legs a husband and wife are getting ready for work . the husband gets out of the shower , still naked walks through the house . his daughter sees him and asks , " daddy , when will i get one of those between my legs ? " he says , " as soon as your mother leaves for work . " +Unfortunately our official greeter Evaline has n't been about for awhile so allow me to bid all of you who have recently joined our little band of brothers ( and sisters ) a warm welcome. max +What does a cucumber and Stephen Hawking have in common? They were both vegetables and still got more action than me +My wife came home the other day too find me fucking our daughter...... .....I don't know what horrified her more, the fact I was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic had let me bring her home. +you gotta watch the ones that's close to you before the strangers and that's fucked up. +Least where I was raised, now I could easily work as a housekeeper, gardener, nanny, cooker, you fucking name it +There are many systems: Scalping,Swing, etc. but they also have many flaws. News Robot is the best way to make much money! #OnlineTrading +One skinny person can’t take out 2 Japanese cities But one Fat Boy can +why did i bring my autistic son to the driving range ? to beat him over the head with a golf club +Fuck North Carolina!!! DUKE Forever bitches!! #NationalChampionship +What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? An astronaut you sexist racist pigs. +The only emotion I experience anymore is anger I don't even feel sad anymore, I just feel angry. +Basic Popular Conferences are shipped off to be changed or one nation is the people as democracy means the fact that the +The latest The #Insurtech #insuretech Daily #insurance #reinsurance! https://t.co/IGtIVrwobv Thanks to aQmenInsurance andresvarela +I'm bringing a huge bag of condoms with me to college lol +My dad has OCD I realized it when he was fucking me and made sure that 100% of his cum inside me +stan got this A+ last word before blocking me: Ever heard of caustic #sarcasm? Rename yourself @yesyoureaBellend Thanks Awfully *mwah!* xxx +"""Don't drop the soap. You'll be alright. I've been up in there. Just don't show ass. You'll be alright.""" +What do Africans do to buy food ? Take loans. +My sister asked me to bring her something hard to write on I don't know why she's mad, my dick was pretty hard. +Wait. Is she fucking her bosses husband? Bc.....#LHHATL +Is it a he or a she? Well, it's wearing a dress so it's a she, of course. +I either need a new mattress or more pillows. OR LESS PILLOWS. idk. I keep waking up in pain. Last week it was my neck, today it's my arm.. +@p2pc2e @DMerinoF1 Car 66 DG1 Racing should have Hunt and Lauda driving this weekend just for me, sad Tony https://t.co/CohZdE2ayC +Snap, Crackle and Pop... Just three of the nicknames of some of the children who died in the Russian mall fire. +My firework display last night was so fucking good ISIS have claimed responsibility for it! +CONDOM Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. "Cover me. I'm going in." +I was mesmerized by @sammangubat and kuys froilan mash up (say you wont let go & the man who can't be move ) ang galing nun bigayan nila! +Great game from the Zags, they gave it their all. Unfortunately when you play teams like UNC you get to play against the refs too +Two days ago I tapped out a half asian , half White mongrel who was bigger than me . +I was literally milked for cum in the most grotesque of rapes and forced into fatherhood by a feminist and tried to commit suicide to escape AMA. +I wish I wasn't born : X-post from antinatalism +what does a cell phone and a child have in common ? if you 've lost one and have n't found it in a couple days chances are it 's probably dead . +Middle Eastern Video Game In the Middle East, Goat Simulator is just a VR sex game. +how do you get a jewish girl 's number you roll up her sleeve +How do black magicians disappear? Getting a girl pregnant + Just watched facial recognition technology from China moving people like crazy through toll places, with just flashes of face... this tech will never takeoff in caveman areas like the Middle East.. acid attack victims and burqa slaves all look the same. +I can tell my best friend loves world war 2 reenactments! He brought a real M1 Garand to the school play! +Yes but upon further research I have realised its just a liability . +There are not enough benzos on this goddamn planet for me to cope with this POTUS launching missiles at Syria. +I saw mexican having a heat stroke yesterday. I hope throwing ice help him. +I'm pretty sure Heinlen and Bear got sexuality right when they were writing scifi back in the 80s. Bear went one step further and had a couple very progressive views on gender. +It's a failure of the irish to do n't have a strong right radical party of their own . +@G_Anderson4 lol it's gonna be so fun got two niglets on the way +The ChE market is bad? News to me. [...] Also, generally speaking, masters degrees arent looked down upon, it just doesn't differentiate you from the applicant pool as a PhD does +Well done to all the people in Ireland.Let 's hope this is just the start of people waking up to the dangers of a mulitracial society . +Why did Hawking have a droopy head? Vegetables wilt when you put them out for too long +Made it out of the mountains alive. +Bruh this niggah always falls asleep ! 😒😑 +Waited all fucking day to see you & now you in a bad mood. Fucking stupid. +Theory: Egalitarian/matriarchal societies breed higher levels of Chads due to sexual selection by females, while patriarchal societies breed more Incels/betas as women are unable to exert selective pressure on the males. +I thought the weather was going to be bad today .ugh! I could've went to Troy and got my cap and gown .. 😤😡 +What age is the best to kill myself at if I'm still a kissless virgin with no gf at that point? +Whats the difference between a therapist and a rapist? Nothing except THE +How did they know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment. +"@StMarysU @StMarysGSB Mike #HowardEnergyPartnersHoward ""don't let where you came from dictate where you are going"" #ideasworthfollowing" +Imagine being a head of state from another country, showing up here and promptly being taken to fucking florida of all places +You some type of special faggot if you bring chocolate Swishers to a smoke session. +what does every black guy 's sentence begin with ? " we the jury . " +How are slinkys and my parents similar? They both act funny and make loud noises when I pushed them down the stairs +RT @assholejaay: does being on my dick make any of yall hoes feel relevant ? if so , re evaluate your WHOLE life .. thanks +Perhaps they realize people are waking up to the story and figure they should take their gains and quit while they are ahead . +Every nigga trynna fuc the next nigga bitch not knowing his bitch is the next nigga bitch +Brock Turner, who only served three months in jail, is now the face for rape in Criminology 101 textbooks • r/JusticeServed +Hey there , i 'm a skin chic in KC ... i just found out about this site my friend skin14 _ 88 showed this to me ... just saying hello .... +I am incel because i lost the genetic cointoss 50/50 chance, and i ended up as a boy :( I cant help but feel jealous of women, they're lives are incredible compared to mens, its depressing knowing that i will never look in the mirror and see a beautiful woman +What’s the difference between moms and 9/11 victims? (Sorry if this is a repost) The tone they say “here comes the airplane”. +btw, @wadhwa. Pretty sure I'm dealing with more press than you lately. So, if you want any tips on how journalism works, I'm happy to help. +I Said Hi to a Feminist Today The court date is set for November 8th. +I farted in front of my Jew Friend and he was disgusted So I turned to him and said “when did a little gas kill anybody’ +Don't none of you worthless assholes disturb me today.. +Yeah, when I was younger there were some old lady in my street and kids thought that she is Baba Roga , so one day I waited for her with some pipe , I almost boke her backs ... +Why aren't 'male studies' classes mandated under title IX? +Can we discuss @Olwee 's Epic Reply to that Olwethu guy. 🔥🔥🔥 wow ndiShook. NdiTremored guys. Ngapa Dineo & Lerato are serving Life on #TFR +HEY YOU! Just in case it slipped your mind- today's a good day cause today you are you & that's enough. RT to spread the 💙! #YouWillBeFound +What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. +I can't die. I've experienced death countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven or Hell. +I want a tattoo so fucking bad but I just can't figure out the placement smh +If men and women have equal rights... than why is mine beaten, bloodied, bruised and chained to the sink? +If you are feeling perturbed about women that aren't humble, kindly go set yourself on fire. +@b0ssladyRe lmao you wish bitch +Walked in wit a new bitch on me, got niggas mad but I know it +It's easy to think that our experiences are indicative of everyone's experiences. I've fallen victim to that thinking before. +It's okay. I won't think of you as Jewish. +Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on his dash. +I wish I had a sister Then I could have sex without having to be a normie +What Do You Call A White Person At A Country Concert Steven Paddock +What is the moto of the 'Mentally Challenged Vegetarian Club' You are what you eat. +hi, guys! can you suggest me any movies or dramas that are really tearjerkers? it doesn't necessarily have to be korean :-D +My parents worked for all their money. My family planned ahead for me to attend post secondary. +“@Ashley_J12: Shout out to my momma cuz she didn't raise no hoe! 👌👏🙌” +last thoughts so my friends cousin committed suicide by jumping off the hospital he was staying in for mental issues . this was his joke . what was the last thing going through my cousin 's mind before he died ? his knees . +"Man kills 5 black children in mass shooting" Police reports only read 3 casualties. +.@usdnobody @graphicfire I was sure it was fake...until it went too long...no one works that hard on a Poe...just vapid childish PC trash. +I think it 's because whites see Asians to be most like us of any other race . +"Anybody know this ""call me vezzo ""aka the worst creddy of all time @ ??? So I can roast that faggot and challenge him for 100-$" +virgin islands are going to have to change their name . that hurricane is gon na fuck them hard . +RT @Stone_DTF: Im so popular… All yo bitches know me. Most these niggas hatin… well at least they know me +"Chattisgarh CM Raman Singh: ""Will hang those who kill Cows"" Very healthy competition between BJP ruled states in pleasing Cowmata." +Why do women always say "women are people just like men" when every interaction I've had in my life has taught me that men are more empathetical, understanding, and logical, whereas women are more likely to be hypocritical and irrational and selfish? +Hey guys, maybe if we meddle in the ME again, take sides, supply weapons, send money, send food, rebuild the country after a long drawn out war and resettle anyone with a gripe over in America maybe, just maybe we will be loved Just like: Libya Iraq Afghanistan Palestine Syria What could go wrong +why is your grandma 's pussy like a pork pie ? you have to get through the crust and the jelly before you reach the meat . +What is the best kids TV show that never aired? The New Adventures of Madeleine McCann +RT @RyanJMaxim: I fucking looovvveee gaping asshole +Being a girl sucks. We have to deal with periods making us a bitch, shaving our legs on a daily basis, and worrying about what we eat. +You guys know one student that won't walk out? Stephen Hawking +How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side +how do you get jews in a car ? in the front , in the back and in the ashtray . +Just had peas for breakfast and half a painkiller, it's all good now. And no, I didn't eat the peas because I was doped up, I like peas for +I found out a way to make my wife drive more carefully; I told her, if she ever got in an accident, the newspapers would print her real age. +what 's the difference between a french - canadian and a canada goose ? one is an angry , squawking , parasite - the other is a canada goose . +Flashback=> Rep. Nunes: Obama Officials Who Leaked General Flynn Transcripts Face Five Years in Prison (VIDEO) https://t.co/UPbW47mmTW +Why are hospitals the best gardens? There's always a variety of vegetables to choose from. +@jacksparenohoe let's hang out nigger +What is a better and more accurate name for Black Lives Matter Rise of The Planet of The Apes (Also if you like dark humor, follow @premium.memes_v1 on instagram for some edgy content) +GIVE HARRY STYLES ALL OF THE STARS THE MOON THE SUN THE FLOWERS YOUR HEART THE WORLD FUCK GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE DESERVES IT ALL!!! +i'd like to know more about this debate .. is anyone welcome and where exactly is it being held ? good work by the way Mr.Roach. nice publicity . +What should you do if a child is choking? Back up. +What’s better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having legs +Why did the otaku pedophile kill a black child? Because he wanted to *shoot-a-coon.* &nbsp; &nbsp; ^^^[explanation](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon) +Yo man on the road he playing runescape, scamming beta providers for the infernal cape. +"I NEED A GIRL THAT SAYS ""HEY LETS STUDY"" INSTEAD OF GOING TO EAT SOS SOS SOS I FUCKED UP" +Depression runs in the blood That's why I drain it +Mon Apr 03 2017 02:24:54 GMT+0900 (KST) Room 924 temperature value is 124.98992919921875 temperature is a little bit hot isn't it? +Step up in the club smoothly with the L in my hand, bitches know I'm a freak like the elephant man +Have you ever heard about death mask of Franco ? +.@MARTASERVICE trains are currently running on time. We encourage motorists to use KissRide parking. #85BridgeCollapse +"@rickygervais,where in the hell is your common sence, if brains was gas you wouldn't get ""from to there"". moron" +CNNBlackmailCitizen‏ Sadig Khan: I am going to be voted worst Mayor of a major city Bill De Blasio: Hold my beer +There will only be 21 million Bitcoins in total , 16 million are in circulation now. +Thomas Storck's father was a practical atheist, but he loved collecting books- especially prayer books. #JHprogram +How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. +I praise God for healing our Millie @inspirationalbl from cancer and saving her for ministry with us here!!! #GodsPrayerRoom +what 's red , white , and smoking ? the twin towers . sorry if this is just " plane " wrong +"RT @RiseCmp: ""Let me reintroduce myself to you, I am the cowboy, James Mother F'ing Storm and SORRY about your damn luck!"" @JamesStormBrand…" +what do black people and bikes have in common ? they do n't work if you take the chains off . +Ok that jew hater muted...Bye bye little boy! +what do you call a Jew without shoes a corpse +Just a thought Females glorify the idea of an ugly woman being loved by Chad for who she is, but are disgusted and sometimes even angry at the idea of an ugly man being loved by a beautiful woman for the same reason. +I have a small question Pardon my ignorance, but what does Veteran's Affairs have to do with Men's Rights? +When you can't take it anymore and decide to rampage on normies +If I was 20 years younger I would jump at the chance . +Niggas be fighting their homie over pussy that shits so sick to me ⛵️ +How do you defeat a black belter? By singing higher notes on stage. +Why don't whores like Americans ? They keep asking if you want it with cheese. +Normies are against eugenics, until they realise they can rid the world of incels +All 3 of my kids aren't vaccinated. Did I say aren't? I meant weren't. +@mfsasso or jim crow laws segregation lynching laws... anti womans suffrage laws... amazing how everyone doesnt want to bring that up +MAGGIE HOLY SHIT I AM BESIDE MYSELF..... SCREAMING YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! +Well, you're a minority and female, so I'm sure you'll get lots of aid. +I am tired of having feels. When do I get to go full robot? +So I talked to a hot girl today... And she only wanted my chair because no one was sitting next to me. +*Texting* "Son, can you help me rape these leaves" Girls* sorry. +"While George played lead guitar on ""Taxman,"" Paul played the guitar solo, as George apparently had trouble getting it right." +Realizing that I have to eat a fucking cricket for a lab grade on Monday freaks me out +The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing. +We need a petition to ban fakecel from this sub You know who I'm talking about u/iamhopeless256, posting good looking pictures of himself, faking alcoholism for attention like a fucking Stacie but he's just a normie/chad who wants to take the spotlight off of incel's and shine it on himself +not sure about a stream, but i'll have at the very least a vine of zoe making the announcement. and i'll be livetweeting. +I hope, i can manage to attend Merkels funeral +I just recently quit smoking cigarettes ( very hard stuff ) and I will say I do like to get together with a few friends and have a few beers , but that 's all I 'll do . +i don't have to have oatmeal every fucking day ffs +Lock this if black people are bad :) +What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry while I chop up an onion. +"Dr. Charles Stanley ""When your saved, your saved for Good"" when you sin you get chastised but You Are Saved!" +My poor little baby puppy is getting spayed tomorrow and I just wanna cry all day 😭😭😭 she's gonna hate me +the people who are mad that Trump called Haiti a "shithole" live in Manhattan or Brooklyn and would turn their noses up at the idea of living in a shithole like Queens or the Bronx +Contemplating on getting a sew in as a protective hairstyle. Forgot how intense it is to choose a side part or a middle part. 🤦🏽‍♀️ +Why are many african kids both black and blue? I don't know but they're fun to kick. +Launching a missile strike from a country club, Jesus fucking Christ +What does Amanda Holden have in common with a train crash? Both involve some sort of Miscarriage +Aussie kids don’t worry about getting your shots at school American kids get more +What do we get when cures for mental illnesses develop? The great potato famine +where can i get more info on PU , like how big it is and stuff ? also want to get some better info on `` natiocracy '' and `` social nationalism '' +Why are japanese people always so skinny? We all know what happened the last time there was a Fat Man in Japan +"@LaurenGallaway @nicmanz15 mistake sure you've got a pretty powerful blender...ours didn't work til we tried ""frozen drink"" setting lol" +why are jews ' noses so big ? air is free alt : more gold to dig +All your friends are gay. I'm worried that other people will make judgments about you, and... [lowers voice] you should be careful, because they might try to recruit you. +I just hate how society promised us sex All of those sex ed classes, birth control shit, American Pie movies, everyone asking about "girlfriends", everyone saying college was a big orgy And now here we waste our precious youths every minute Everything should have been different +"@WittyDeVil Was a new feeling. "" Yeah sure, is it grape soda?"" he never actually had Alcohol before let alone vodka."" He toke the glass +" +Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don’t know what either of those things are. +Hmm... let 's try again , viewing by number of asylum seekers per 1,000 population . +Spanish time? +The goal should be to run them the hell out of the country . +why do black people only seem to have nightmares ? the last one that had a dream got shot . +There is peace in Islam Peace of you here, piece of you there +What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy the most? Gangrape. +I just legit hate that shit like I can't fucking be there for you if you not telling me you need me to fucking be there +After the fenderbender, in the police station to file the report. White cop to white guy:: What can I do for you? White guy:: I'm here to fill out an accident report, we... Cop to the other driver, who was black:: What are you here for? Did you just get your property? Were you just released? +"There must be a positive way to say ""fuck it"" to some things because that's where life is bringing me to at this point" +Don't force me to eat with the hired help . [ Do n't force me to eat with the hired help - Page 4 - Cruise Critic Message Boards +What’s strong enough for a man but used on women? The back of my hand +Just what is "mansplaining" and other feminist buzzwords? +Why do women's cars only have a left turn signal They don't deserve any rights +RT @Zag_OX: Your girl hold my dick like a wii controller Where's your bitch, nigga? We control her +​if we really had white privilege we would have a WHITE HOMELAND +AgainstMensRights flappers: They Reviewed Cathy Young's Article And Re-Classified For Cathy Her Own Experiences As Rape. +#FollowFriday @compellingsites @MayorNaijaBlog @547George for being top new followers in my community this week :) +This niggga said I be branding bitches 😹😂😂😂😂😏 +What is the difference between a meme and a woman? I like memes when they are alive +Look for Don McAlvany 's `` Revolution and Betrayal '' The terrorist-pig was caught red-handed with tens of thousands of grenades and anti-personnel mines . +don't say it unless you mean it And if you meant it, be ready to prove it. #ALDUBxDTBYBitterDays #DTBYSinagAndTrish ❤ +One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! KISSES ShinesAtTradeLaunch +Sometimes, even I gotta tell these hoes to grow up smh +My 2 year old son wouldn't stop crying So i threw that bitch out the window +orlando shooting more of the people in that night club would 've been saved if they would 've known which bathroom they could hide in +these people are fucking evil scum who want us all dead +Mexico is so cold right now Even the ground is shaking. +RT @PoiiNtGuaRd: Them bitches prolly had to pay Beyoncé 100 million to perform 5 minutes 😒 +Pretty soon , there 's not going to be anywhere left to run . +The other day I accidentally sent a dick pic to all my contacts It cost me a small fortune in stamps. +the original founding fathers were black . the only reason this is n't common knowledge is because no one could find them . +Niggas worst than your side bitch always questioning they position +me: i like you crush: i like you too me: crush: happy April fools me: april: may: june: PUTA NAUNAHAN AKO APRIL FOOLS PA HAHAHAHAHAHA SMH +Interesting - young man programmed with internalized misandry and deference. +A2. Both. We are all responsible for talking to each other, learning about each other. It's hard to take the 1st step but necessary #WMWP +is it legal to date her if she s over in dog years +Am I the only one that think Tom Perry's death is ironic? "Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers" +Democracy... ...is three pedophiles and a child voting on what to do for fun. +In 1889, the tradition of a placing an indoor decorated tree in the White House began on Christmas morning during the Presidency of Benjamin Harrison. +@RedNationBlogga fuck those faggots +In order to combat the rise of collectivism, our intrepid hero Sargon of Akkad formed a...collective. +Throwback to when I had a BP mutual who stanned echo. And things got HELLA ugly after Melon Awards lmao +anyone else hate bruno mars music i would listen to taylor swift over bruno mars +"Just overheard this punchable statement at the Chattanooga Film Fest: ""THE BABADOOK is a garbage movie for garbage people."" Fuck off, pleb." +how do most men define marriage ? an expensive way to get laundry done for free . +What's the point of being a good citizen in a society trying to kill you? +/r/depression, /r/bipolar, /r/anxiety should all just be merged into one medium and be renamed as: /r/Sub8 Most of those guys will run in circles denying that their looks are the reason for their mental insufficiencies. +lol. @wadhwa is very disappointed in the EFF. Very, very disappointed. +Had a Jewish girl approach me and ask for my number Told her we use names 'round here. +Fuck all y'all hoes 😷 gang shit 💯💯 +"Ghost in the Shell makes $19M, a lot less than expected. Now write some hot takes for ""why Marvel never made a standalone Black Widow movie""" +am i a narcissist? yes do i hate myself? also yes it's called multitasking bitch look it up +Tune into #etvgh now and listen to Dr. C. J. Buckman discuss Prayer As A Lifestyle o 360 Degree. @Ogbameytetteh +should i start discourse with eileen and hope it makes them stop telling my friends im a pedophile cus i'm fucking not? +I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OOOFFFFFFFFF FIM SO FUCKING MAD IM SO MAD IM GOING TO HIT SOMETHING IVE ALREADY HIT AND KICKED THINGS +I think the whole incident with the monkey stealing his hat is enough for anyone who has played the game. +if deceased soldiers get a gun salute . i really do n't think i want to attend hugh hefner 's funeral . +Jisoo said that Rosé was really sad when she got elimknated on Masked Singer and almost cried, Rosé said that it was cos she was too nervous +I bet I could predict the cover features for the June issue of @bonappetit w/ 85-90% accuracy. That's what I will miss about @LuckyPeach. +Women with no job turns down marriage proposal because BF of 4 years ONLY makes 100k... +if a bitch don't like me, somethin' wrong wit da bitch +What do you call a black person that starts with an n, ends in a r and shows that you live in a shitty neighborhood Neighbor +I hate texting boring bitches +Bless u @jimmykimmel - you're 2 good at your job of making us think u r all sarcasm & cutting humor. We also saw your great heart 2nite ❤😥🙏 +Well, if you do decide to have sex with men, be sure to use a condom. +My Aunt is Principal in High School and kicked an non-White Girl from the School for bad behavior . +I did not understand wtf was going on when I was watching Rick and Marty last night. that show is weirddd. +why is it called " chicks with dicks " ? because no one wants to watch porn called " dudes with long hair . " +Come on guys Muslims are people too Until they're little chunks of flesh. +If I was Al Franken's defense attorney I would use the excuse that he has the biggest cock on Earth and can't help bumping into people with his enormous cock. +I feel so bad for @AllieImpact for having to deal with assholes walking up to her table while eating. Sorry, Allie +the crying parents in orlando . . ad their children come home . +advance happiest birthday to my ultimate crush no more long msgs u know naman how much i love you enjoy ur day have… https://t.co/JrXNekydAB +BTC is looking toppy, like it seems to be near a top and may go down. +THOR THE BRAVE THOR THE MIGHTY CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY DONALD TRUMP THE BRAVE DONALD TRUMP THE MIGHTY CRUSH THE MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED +They would need their own distribution platform to really launch it, but whichever developer makes a great FPS where you can play all sides in WWII will do extremely well. +Why is it considered a hate crime... If I love doing it? +I'm being raped Hi being raped I'm dad +>tfw mongoloid Eastern Euro govs are more fash than your own atm >feelsbadman.png +How do they execute retards? In an electric wheelchair +It's as if you're stepping out of the shadows and into the lig... More for Virgo https://t.co/3JBuyf0lZE +What's black,white,and red all over? An orca whale near a Japanese dock +As usual, @EJDionne is right on the money. This shit all started with #BushvGore #NuclearOption #filibuster https://t.co/TgMaKllO2G +what is an attractive freshman girl entering highschool like ? throwing a baked potato into auschwitz . +#woocommerce memberships plugin is eating all the RAM in WP (512mb) and killing the site. Anyone see this before? +Fucking hell another awful attempt. Embarrassing marking from Barca. +RT @backtoBRIality: “@OverlyLiked: ONLY REAL NIGGAS KNOW no matter how hungry you are, you better let these bitches cool off! http://t.co/T… +Why aren't jews good at cricket Because they always mourn the ashes +Even fucking Hull could turn a one goal deficit around. +If females actively thought about the fact their child could be incel, abortion rates would skyrocket And they should, incels are freaks of nature I should have been aborted so I wouldn't have to live this shitty life, I just wish I had the courage to kill myself, fuck my stupid mother +Women are just like mosquitoes Good for sucking before the beating, but if not beaten, they become a disease +Lifeguards are paid for dragging crying kids out of pools. Apparently when I do it it’s ‘illegal’ and got me a ban from the leisure center +@Cryystalina cuz people at work are bitches they shit talkers and yeah dude I need a girls night out -___- +It's just a phase, you're too young to decide your sexuality, you should just have sex with men till you're sure. +60th minute, play for the 2-1 win, always going to happen, happened v City too, you have to go and kill the game +What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor +RT @UncleBlazer: Yo mama so ghetto she uses cigarette butts as q-tips +We need to stop making fun of black peoples intelligence. I mean some of them have learned how to use sticks to dig up ants out of the dirt. +From what I 've read , Bokmal is used in newspapers , official documents , and spoken in the big cities while Riksmal is rural and spoken in the small towns and in the country. ( IF I remember correctly ) . +Users want transparency in abuse systems, but there's a difficulty in this. It can allow people to game the system. +Please do! @TomFordyce1 Women's t20 cricket, I'm not sexist but I'd rather kick myself in the eye +u stupid bitch +So a Muslim goes on tumblr and says "women have no rights" It wasn't the 72 virgins he expected. +I would rather have a white person with a high school diploma from an all white high school teach a kid to read than a negro with a college degree not teach a kid to read even while getting paid to do so . +Most redditors think armed assault on boys is bad BECAUSE IT HURTS GIRLS. +for those who ca n't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair : there is a chocolate shake included with every one , just pull out the straw +Fucking hell, I'm literally going to miss meeting all of my faves at Access because I'm going on Saturday +i'm in malaysia.. but i can't see them bc of work.. how fucked up is that? :(( 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 +I don't know about you, but I fucking love my CURLY BOIIIIIS {} +Here is some information for you all there are 7 banks that own ripple it is at $0.89 / it is a cryptocurrency it is set to go up $1,000 per +Follow Up Action Opportunity: Urge investigation of LGAL for Isaiah +Eternity does not represent infinite time, but simply infinite disadvantage. +What happens when you mix DNA with squid DNA? I was hoping to have those inklings from that one game, but instead I get reported for bestiality porn. The nerve! +My son asked if I've ever witnessed a real magician I replied "Yes, your dad, he came inside me and disappeared right after" +what do you get when you cut a baby with a scalpel ? an erection . +"RT @_bellasmum: I hate a ""BROTHER"" ass bitch . Fuck outta here thirsty 😭😭" +Looking for other MRAs to add on skype my skype: cmbishop1@hotmail.com I might start up an MRA skype group. +Is your dog Oriental, too? +i like my women like i like my matches . strike anywhere . +Man visits park with his two small kids, gets accused of being a pedophile (crosspost from /r/Parenting) +Hhaha y'all think our generation is fucked wait till our kids are raised 😂 +Unless I 'm looking at the wrong pictures , Ari looks more White than the Crown Prince , and looks more nordic than his wife . +What does raping and farting have in common? Let her rip +What do you call a pedophile with a coat hanger? Ahead of the curve +Board randomly stopped working yesterday and still won't work today 😪 frustrated since I kinda depended on it #SOS @goliftboard +At this rate, r/incels will overtake trp It's over. +A serious discussion on the feminist movements lack of validity. +Why does it always seem like everybody is in a relationship? +Action Opportunity: Foster Child Lives Also Matter in Oregon Where Corruption and Negligence Has Led to "Horrifying Conditions" +I dedicate my life to my career because I have nothing else to look forward to KV 26M the only reason why I have so much money and so advanced in my career is because I have no social life Studying and taking my job home with me keeps me occupied and keeps from *censored*. +how many jews can fit in a mercedes ? on the seats and in the ashtrays . +Thomas Fire: Total Acreage: 259,000 Containment: 40% Firefighter Injuries: 0 Civilian Injuries: 0 Firefighter Fatalities: 1 +stop making fucking memes about war and death to get some retweets +About invisible comments Why do we have so many invisible comments in some posts on this sub? +"I've eaten there, I've seen that guy, the old Dago ordering everyone around?" #slurs #fuckthanksgiving +>tfw pale skin in a white country people think i have health problems or something +I swear the people cleaning the office switch what side the trash vs recycling cans are on on purpose to mess with me. +Hats off to all hoodrat chicks from the ghetto who have anxiety attacks at formal events +“@_BeautifulKeezy: “@100046729: @_BeautifulKeezy wassup”bye”bitch you outta order +If you don't like it here then why don't you just move somewhere else? +protesting the national anthem . why do athletes protest the national anthem ? to spread the message of hypocrisy in our government . why did stevie wonder protest the national anthem ? " o say can you see ? " +Newsflash: Donna Brazile found dead, unconfirmed, choked to death on chicken bone +I'm going to buy a pair of used panties from reddit to see what a vagina smells like It's the only way I'll ever know +Transwoman says that she had a lot dating success with women in college (before transitioning), and attributes her success to treating women "like a person instead of a piece of meat," not because she was in a fraternity +If a girl has sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash? It's only a graveyard smash if the girl has had an abortion. +@Jopwell When a friend calls you and tells you your job using old pics of you for #diversity reasons +How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling +i'd b so much cooler if i wasn't such a beg n you'd all actually wanna talk to me but someone pls pay attention to me +Our petty math teacher got fired today. That made him a lot more open-minded, the bullet hit him right in his head. +I could n't wait to get to the end of your post so I could say what a great post it was ! +#LessValuesMoreDegrees - RT BilalRafiq07: #LessValuesMoreDegrees “Our life stories are largely constructed and without mindfulness can prov… +*video of some college student screaming, flailing their arms around like a fucking gorilla because someone has an opinion they don't like* +Judge Moore will be Arriving by Morning........TWATTER BAN ! +lions dont lie down with zebras but we 're told its perfectly normal to just accept someone from another culture , way of life and even time zone who has no historical connection whatsoever to our homeland +Walked in on my daughter masturbating with a banana... “ffs i was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like banana” +I didnt know that bar was owned by a negro i will make sure i will never set foot in their again i was in their once !!! +what does the people of detroit have in common with the people on this sub ? they 're niggers . +Best feeling when someone DM's me actually fuckin with My music and don't ask for anything, just shows appreciation for My music 😇 +What’s pink, eight feet long, and makes my girlfriend cry whenever I shove it in her mouth Her miscarriage +I'm sorry, but he's clearly not going to stand up for you, and these are his friends, so this will be your life if you stay with him. Is that what you want? +rap battle do you think you would be good at it +I'll NEVER let a broke bitch influence me 😴 +SO EDGY @Thecolouredkid_ I'm no sexist I'm just a realist and can't make sense of some of the shit we do as a society +I guess obesity really is the leading cause of death It only took one fat man to take care of Japan's population +Something might not be an accomplishment to you but it is to other people stfu & mind ya business +I was having sex with my grandma when my father suddenly stormed into the room. "Hurry up, it's my turn now," he shouted, "She might wake up from the coma anytime soon." +"RT @heisbriz: If you ask someone how they're doing and their response is ""Living The Dream"", that's code for ""I fucking hate myself""." +Never let a boy make you feel like you're anything less than a bad bitch +@Sammytbh you're not fucking relevant... you get followers from follow trains and then unfollow people because you're a faggot... +filthy virgin joke ban me pls i cant stand this auto chode system +"do you know how to kill two birds with one stone?", I said. "How?", asked my pregnant mistress sitting on the 15th floor window of our hotel. +why did mlk say " i have a dream " ? everytime black rights got rights , he woke up . +"RT @tokyo7thdril: people named fucking ""Usuta"" need to get a grip, and start calling themselves ""Sumire"" which is a rteal name" +What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is an evil, cold-blooded, often venomous, slimy creature of Satan And the other one did the Holocaust +"Mommy I don't like Grandma..." "That's okay sweetie, just eat your vegetables then." +don't give ah fuck about ah bitch or ah nigga!!! +I wonder which scandal these cruise missiles are supposed to distract us from. Trump must have inherited Bill Clinton's playbook. +"i don't need this money, frankly" - wait, what money? wadhwa said all the proceeds were going to women & he didn't take money for speaking. +if you find some chart that you want to share but think it would be improved by adding a source to the chart - then fucking do it do the work track down the source, add it to the chart ppl have done that to a bunch of charts i made i think that's great be the change you want to see in the world +hello. my name is sean brennan. i live in mission kansas. i 'm looking for more people in my area to hang out with. please email me at nirvana@emailnerd.com +What's the best place to bang a chick? The petting zoo. +My bad. That was about @LIPSDRIPRUBIES RT @VofD: Why bitches act like I CAN'T READ or like words don't have a meaning. +I have to say, the moon landing footage looks like a terrible high school students video project +What is similar between the girl I had sex with last night and jokes about hurricane harvey They’re both only a month old +What do you call an epileptic being attacked? A salt shaker +My friend said he paid a lot to get his white Xbox going... I told him to just get a black one cause they work for free +i hate gay men they 're all fucking assholes +You need to smile more and project more warmth in your voice. Also, you need to suggestive sell more often. I know you can smile more and be nicer. I've seen you do it. I don't ask other people to do it, but you are so good at it, so, I expect more out of you. +.@topexpresslive PLEASE spread this around. Don't want any of y'all to get fucked over +You a hoe if u eat candy corn +Head Trauma is no joke Because when somebody almost dies... you're not getting another blowjob. +do yоu mind if i сomе in hеrе ? [ removed ] +i want 2 go 2 the kitchen and snatch some donuts from d fridge but im afraid i might wake them im so gutom n its 1 am ya feel me hekkkkkk +I freed a slave today That's what I call taking a shit +Cutler less skill at QB than a retarded quadriplegic +@KazAtta I woulda jus told skylar one night 'hey I got a flight in the mornin...you wit it or nah' while textin my brazilian bitch +me: lamiiiig Do you know what I just said? a: yea : how? : i can understand filipino, a lituh bit qt talaga ng accent 😂 +RT @auIbath: UM HI HELLO IT'S A NATIONAL FUCKING HOLIDAY AND NO ONE ON MY TL IS CELEBRATING IT https://t.co/3NS3HFD4P3 +That gronk partying shit is not just branding dude really a guido like that was at the carnage pool party at the sls acting a fool +Sometimes my mom says such stupid shit that I have to remind myself that I protected her from knowing about much of the horrible stuff. +OMG Payless just filed for Bankruptcy! Wheres Kendall Jenner when you fucking need her?!? +[1/2] Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Goldust, R-Truth, Curtis Axel, Dolph Ziggler, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Chad Gable, Jason Jordan, Primo, Epico, +Why can fat/ugly women date attractive men but fat/ugly men can't date neither attractive women, cute women, average women, nor fat/ugly women? +The only thing manipulated here are the minds of few foreigners , who reckon they can live amongest superiour , pagan blood . +Pro tip: Any time a man starts to give an opinion on women's appearances, play the song of your choice in your head and start dancing, BIG +What did the 14 year old say when being molested by the well endowed uncle? /r/im14andthisisdeep +For EMTs, #helping others doesn't end when the shift does. https://t.co/vQNIToEsK7 https://t.co/80xMowklYb +Finns mixed with swedes and got blond hair and blue eyes , but ethnical finn look like tatar : dark hair , dark eyes , short height , round face . +@EvanBecker513 @_TriggaPlease_ @MorbidMermaid @zooyorkinit @_ShayisdaBOMB_ @Rainbowblake because she's a nigger +This item does not include Volumes 11 and 12, which have not yet been published. +Why Are States Working Separately to Develop the Same Education Standards? | Knowledge Bank via US News https://t.co/OQdihOuWF5 +I feel sorry for people that are born blind They are stuck Stevie Wonder-ing what the world looks like. +Group of women on r/TwoXChromosomes give terrible advice to woman who fears her child is being targeted by a sexual predator. +how did black market get it 's name ? they had to name it with the * cheapest commodity * it 's was either bread or black . ut then bread got costlier +You don't take ya contagious ass to a vulnerable environment and infect those around you, you get better. Same thing with relationships. +you know the Holocaust is 100% real cause if you say it's not then they throw you in jail things they make it illegal to question are always like super-duper extra true +>Mitch actually has an incredible support system of THOUSANDS of people along with 2 people living with him who WANT to see him be happy and succeed and I think it's fair to say that he is currently NOT doing that and why? Because he's the exact same person he was when he was 18. [...] And Mitch most likely will be happy again if he becomes old mitch again and just accepts who he is. +What's black and has four arms? I don't know, but it would make a hella good cotton picker. +What's black underneath and white on top? Society. +Dealing with journalists 101: Don't use slang if you don't fully understand the implications. // @wadhwa +Incels, what's your opinion on bisexual women? +Ask for pieces of my body until all of it is yours, but I'm not gonna ask you for nothing, just luv me +RT @AdamWeinstein: Working theory: This "selective race" abortion ban passed in Florida today was just an excuse for redneck reps to say ... +I'm extremely hesitant to actually interact with anybody on this website Just In Case I Fuck Up so stuff like this is super anxietytown +@itsjaylaaa not a bitch that's for sure +why did the man throw a clock out the window ? because it reminded him of richard clock , the guy convicted of knife raping his wife . +Come by in 17 minutes and see my low tide, I'll be 30 inches shallower than average. That's quite low. +I just added up the price of textbooks REQUIRED for an organic chemistry class . +"Quote for the night: ""my pockets are in my fucking pants""" +Why do adults seem shocked when you tell them you don't know where you see yourself in 5 years, I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!! +Some people just don't have the fucking guys for anything +Racism is just what Identity Politics is called when White People do it. +I got Prismacolor's yesterday, I should put them to good use. *Draws pink guy and green cunt having violent, animalistic butt sex* +My nigga was drinking Gatorade like it's not Dumass hot lol bitch drink water +Last summer I found out that all of my family were apart of The Confederate Army so I felt guilty because I was doing them a disservice I felt like it and never again I'm taking a stand and will show My Southern Heritage with Pride +@eruditetina @Orgleader Hey @RevJJackson why dont u get "involved in black on black situations"? 'Cause hate whitey? B honest now #MikeBrown +@Deluxe_Kian @KianLawley True , i just thought that he would have changed a little since he started dating mer but… https://t.co/kShIP4t5u8 +Finally got my new toy today a new touchscreen laptop so I'll be toying with it today testing all different kinds of video features so that's what I'll be doing +What's the best hotel in the world ? Auschwitz, it got over a million star. +"@_prettyflvck0: Me And Paul Thinkin Bout Gettin Rentals For Da Weekend 🚙💨💨"oooh shit bitches betta stay out da streets +@ConanOBrien dat is one ugly animal but da monkey is adorable. +See shazzy shankill the dirty smelly bastard I'm gonna bot her around the place someone tell me were she lives or her number now +A Whole New Level Of MRA- Being The FATHER Of A Passive Aggressive, Hostile Adult Female +Yesterday incels gained 721 subscribers thanks to the Atomic Blackpill +We will be releasing as many tools as possible under the BSD license. @korvys +We're not far from free speech being classified as hate speech. +Weird ass bitches +I do n't see any harm in teaching the classic thanksgiving story as long as you do n't do anything like I had to do in school when I was younger . +The only thing the flat earth conspiracy theorists fear... is sphere itself. +No wonder Abraham Lincoln got assassinated He let all the monkeys out of the zoo +Nigga I got pill poppin bitches in the backkkk, of the Cherokee +x-post: TIL Disney removed the Tarzan character from their parks because women kept pinching the butts of the loincloth-wearing actors who played him. +I am in Orlando , and I am also searching for people who are proud of their heritage. email if you are intrested in talking +The worst part of losing net neutrality [Please pay $3.99 to access this content] +You have different last names on your driver licenses. At our hotel, we don't allow anyone to stay in the same hotel room unless they are married. +Niggas see you wit da yellow dey wanna hit you up 😒 +The Black Pill is delicious Swallow them, my brothers. +Im not racist. I have black slaves. +Brother #1:: Women should not have the vote because they're irrational. Brother #2:: I don't want them to have the vote because they vote for expensive social programs and raise my taxes. Brother #1 is divorced; brother #2 is rich. +Every real nicca need a real bitch! #JayFacts +Hello new followers. I am anime loving nigger who is too poor to afford a laptop, resulting in being a mw3 theater player for Darth. +I bought my son a brand new trampoline, but nooooo... ...he has to just sit there in his wheelchair crying. +"RT @unlovablehottie: Writing a poem called ""EARTH IS AN ANAGRAM FOR HEART, U FUCKING IDIOTS""" +I demand intercourse with a qt girl I deserve it, especially after how I've been treated my whole life +A Jew with a boner runs into a wall. What does he break? His nose +LPT: When the woman in your basement keeps screaming Try using ear plugs, or if you'd rather be able to hear the sirens, put a gag on the woman. +yeah but you live in a big country , N. Ireland is quite small yet large numbers of the scum are invading these shores every day +My hair will not grow in one fucking spot 😭🤦🏾‍♀️ brah Wtf +#AutismAwarenessMonth Please, don't support this and don't light it up blue. Autism speaks hurts us. Wear red instead for acceptance! +Pakistani Car Salesman: Slaps roof of car Car explodes +I was hoping he'd have an account on here but I don't think he has :( +what @TheRobotard8000 call me sexist or old fashioned, but the new trend of dudes taking alimony is shameful and utterly unmasculine. +how do i even have an ear ache i am not 4 +I've always been pretty quiet about you because I don't really need to say shit Everyone knows your a woman beater, broke, and piece of shit +What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A fire cracker! +Haha, such a charming fellow, that Floyd Mayweather... he didn't punch her in the face once, which is rare for him when dealing with females. +If an incel got a heart attack no one would stop to help fuck normies +With sticking the Atomic Black Pill it can no lounger reach the top with is a good decision since we shouldn't draw more normies in , sage decision it was a good battle gentleman +The only 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 assholes I'm sick of hearing about every damn minute of every day are... Feminists Muslims Hispanics Latinos Illegals Democrats Transgenders Libtards BLM Kneeling Negroes in the Negro Football League Jews like Bernie, Schumer & Feinstein Kunts like Pelosi, Hillary & Waters +kurt cobain 's suicide . was a brainless decision . +Wanna know what's worse than three babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to three trees. +Hey I like your suit and tie... but are you a dyke? +RT @jinkistar: Shawols fan-chants always go off but this everybody performance had these Shawols GO FUCKING OFF https://t.co/vTLcuKR80H +who tops osama bin laden as the world 's hide - and - seek champion ? several million black fathers . +There's nothing worse than being a teenager when everybody starts dating for the first time and all the girls in your class literally laugh out loud/in your face if the notion of dating you comes up kek kill me +What's the difference between a black and a white baby? 30 mins in the microwave. +What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator +Incel and BDSM Do you guys also feel that as you are stuck incel longer, you want more control? +Women are naturally attractive. Why do you think when you open a magazine for something like cars or video games, there's girls everywhere, but when you open a magazine for women, there's girls there too? +Does the 80/20 rule apply to all women or just those women who are interested in ONS/hookup sex? +if cancer and aids had a love child what would it be called ? donald trump +The new #Pepsi commercial is literally about bridging the gap to people different than you and coming together. Fucking idiots. +It's 50$ to register for classes at JobWorks and I can't even take the classes I want. This is gonna fucking take forever. 🙄 I start May 9. +Any religion that is forced is against freewill given by God . +twitter will be the new myspace/worldstarhiphop in no time. +What happened to the midget when he sneezed? He hit his head to the pavement. +I'll give you $5 a pound for every pound you lose. +It is always nice to meet another person with roots in Kansas . +Hi, thanks for following @Amortz @Leung @ZukunftCH @ResilientUlsterman @James1Trump @SirBoring @MoodyBlue @RakhineNews +"5 weeks left of college and I got to say ""small penis"" out loud in class during a presentation #SeniorYear #NoLimits" +i ordered a leather sofa from ikea . they sent me a cow with instructions on how to skin it . +In business, as in life, it's about establishing the trust and maintaining it... that's what keeps business… https://t.co/YufejI5Cok +You like the amazons... +Wow! You're a good drummer... for a girl! +The only place where Antifa/Black Lives Matter and other violent ( terrorist gangs) would be considered normal is....The Twilight Zone! +/r/thathappened +where do muslims go to have sex with prostitutes the petting zoo +It is necessary for them to hide behind lies and false information because face it , the truth is not on their side . +Catch a break or catch a case period. Like I'm fucking falling asleep standing up. +Normies are so sadistic They like dogs more than men like me +Funny when people say they don't lie nomo they expect yu to believe everything they say from that point on like nawww +What did my first day in school and losing my virginity have in common? Nothing. By the way, my father fucks me. +No matter what your problems are, psycho- or physiologically speaking, you always just might be one elusive haircut away from your salvation What a mindfuck, right Norman? +Car repair How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean. +holy shit she's coming baaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +What’s white, blue, and red all over? My niece’s bloody cunt. +If you switched up on me, no hard feelings & no love lost. But will I do you a favor??? Miss me w that +whenever im stressed or anxious i listen to quran and my playlist really went from surah yunus to the weeknd im going to hell +1 loyal girl > 1OO hoes +Why do I only play with my pet monkey in the daytime? Because he’s damn hard to find in the dark +I am so pissed ! Papa John is so fucking nasty ! My friend told me don't get this shit ! +Smoke LED Tail Light Fit Harley Softail Dyna Electra Glide Night Tr https://t.co/xVPVEFiBcD https://t.co/oP51WmPB3p +If a Circuit Court Judge can overturn a standing order issued by The President Of The United States, then as a United States Citizen, I should be able to overturn the reckless driving citation I was issued for going 85 in a 45 zone by a Law Enforcement Officer Same premise, right? +RT @iamKatJohnson: RT @1inkkofrosess: It's bout that time were I feel like beening a hard working woman .....and a stripper hoe by night do… +One of the pedophile prophets big battles was the battle of the trench in Medina. ISIS are trying to imitate that trick with a Mosul trench. +Toronto Sun Mocks a Male Abuse Survivor I found this editorial repugnant, and very much out of character for the right-leaning Sun. +RT @Now_Thats_Fresh: The club Promoter tweet "fucked another niggas bitch last night. Lol Successful nite" you RT the tweet & laugh. THAT W… +Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the nigga chasing it. +I will never in my life step foot into an Arab state other than Yemen. The rest of them are such fucking inhuman pigs +If i had a dollar for every gender... .....I'd have $2 and a ton of counterfeit bills. +[Discussion] Should we do a selfie thread to determine if it's our looks or our personalities that keep us from getting laid? +You've got to be fucking kidding me. @halletecco @wadhwa @Jason +I can't be racist Because my favorite movie is planet of the apes +I have so many jokes about blacks... But none of them work. +It's funny when my family assumes that I can actually attract women Like when I'm out with them and they tell me I should approach a girl or something top kek +My big complaint is that it is freaking expensive . +what is the difference between christopher reeve and o.j. simpson christopher reeve had feelings from the neck up +the holocaust is n't something to joke about ! my grandfather died in the holocaust ! he fell off of the watch tower . +What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. +[xpost from /r/CMV] -- If Women have the right to be Pro-Choice then Men deserve the right to decline fatherhood. +Got a video ready for tomorrow hope you enjoy it. But that will be the only video of the weekend because my birthday is tomorrow 😀Celebrate! +Only if they get their collective heads out of the punch bowl and wake up to what 's going on in the world . +What happens to class when your Asian teacher gets a brain tumor? It gets cancered +Unfortunately in the United Kingdom we do n't have guns like you Yanks so I was hoping for some alternatives for a SHTF scenario ? +@brireasons Thank you 😊 they're stubborn and very blonde, but I've never tried vitamins to help them, so now I might +Don't give her tht good D then whisper empty promises in her ear, then wonder why she's acting crazy afterwards. You DON'T play with feeling +5'7" with good face or 6'2" with bad face? +Thank you, Sir. +"@Leask @MarkOStack I'm not sure how ""BLACKIE EVERYONE SECRETLY HATES YOU"" would go down on the Amazon bestseller chart." +my sexuality RT @thiswomanswords: 2. What have you tried to control in the past that you shouldn't have? +It's okay, he won't bother you. He doesn't like black girls. +Why is 10 afraid of 13? The sex abuse +Reminder That Beauty is Not in the Eye of the Beholder +If the majority of white people truly accepted non-whites in their homelands there wouldn't need to be: >Anti-discrimination laws >Affirmative action & "diversity" quotas >24/7 "diversity" propaganda >Hate speech laws >Social ostracisation of people who disagree with "diversity" +i 've got a friend recently who had an abortion . but on the plus side , she got slimmer of the month ! +@wokieleaks1 they don't care about intelligence or anything of the like, they just want an excuse to hate the evil browns +I am here because it is the only place I can find rational people who are not blind to the effort to destroy western civilization and blend out the white race. +What’s worse than an angry black woman. Nothing +The organ smuggler had made arrangements to tap the large destitute Syrian migrant population in Turkey to coordinate illegal organ surgeries with local doctors in small private hospitals. +I guessed you must be Japanese because in my experience Japanese people have very modern haircuts and clothing. Chinese people usually have very traditional looking clothing and hair, and you don't look that at all! You look so chic and modern! +Condoms don't guarantee full protection I was having sex with this girl and got shot by her boyfriend +I made a cherry creampie for a girl. Im going to jail because she was 17. +Who the fuck just sent me 40 xxl Roger Stone cardboard cutouts? I hate this +hello all glad to be in a community of proud white folk just a shame its online as opposed to leaving the front door none the less im honoured to be here +what do conspiracies and genders have in common only a couple of them are real and more fake ones keep being created +That's number 3. +what 's the worst part about telling a pollack joke in front of a pollack ? having to explain the joke to them . +ITS THE FUCKING NUMBER 5 TREND AND HE POSTED 10 MINUTES AGO WE ARE LEGENDS +@EaTMyTweetZz @LilButtSHAR that bitch hit the chick when she won't looking.. That shit weak af +I like my babies the way I like my memes... Deep fried. +"She's from Florida so you've got to do the sniff test in those swamp pussies" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +These bitches really love soda out here +2 tinder matches so far both are ugly or fat +Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. +#PL hoy: Tottenham- Watford West Ham- Swansea City West Bromwich- Southampton Manchester City- Hull City Stoke City- Chelsea Boro- Burnley +what do you call a mexican rapist ? all too common . +SO MY CAT WENT TO THE VET AND THEY SHAVED HER BUTT FOR SOME REASON BUT!!! THEY FUCKING CUT HER WHEN THEY WHERE SHAVING +I looked up his mothers maiden name and it 's Dunham according to my sources . +Correct me if I'm wrong, but impregnating a woman without her consent is actually rape, God. +Below is a video of Mr. Hitchens in action when he was last seen on BBC Question Time : Peter Hitchens : Gay Marriage , Immigration , Drugs and Charity - YouTube +What’s the difference between black people and heroin? I’d think twice about shooting heroin. +.@WestCoastAnime yes, I found it ;) +It hurts my brain just trying to come up with #sexistfacts. "The sun is 92 million miles from Earth"? +What kind of person do you see leaving an abortion clinic? It may seem obvious, but it's not apparent. +you should n't give your girlfriend steroids because it makes her too hard to rape . +#TWATTER IS GOING #LIBTARD CRAZY OVER THIS #AlabamaSenateRace +Some femoids like Superman, some like Clark Kent; None like Rajeet, the balding, facially deformed 5'2 Janitor at the daily planet +If you're looking to relocate Vegas has 58 new job openings and more coming daily! +“@cooney_mane: @BrianMC630 "they played a great job" who's the retard now?” 😂😂😂 +Knocking on tables is like applause and is to be encouraged. Interesting lessons you need to know if you work here #germany @erasmusplusUK +#emu21 idk nothing about the drama and what not cause idfw nobody. But the food and the dorms trash asf. Campus lame just asf period 😂 +@IamShady_ that's not even a real word! Must have hit a blunt and started making up shit with your nigger ass lol +Why do Asians have flat faces? Airbags. +All These hoes sooo average 😩😕 +Fun Fact: There's only one crypto-currency that will be allowed in Israel and that's "BitCohen" +Bad bitches every where +Kwacha who could not bear the pain of the loss of his grandchild used sticks to flog his mother to death. +A while ago I told you all before Christmas to invest in Ripple now the time has come put your money where your mouth is are I will tell you that this will go up to $1,000 per coin in the near future I put $50,000 into this I would not do that without inside information +We have go to stop ignoring our fellow leaders, volunteers, church goers.... especially when they truly are crying out for help.... +Happy to see this on /r/TwoXChromosomes: Media Needs to Stop Implying Men are Sex Pests and Women are Prudes. +kindred spirit to the typical blokes who candy coated the best years of their lives with the lies they told Then they flocked like geese to the water hole for their halo, fot for popes and kings +why did i randomly wake up at 2:45 with the buggest fucking headache ever 😭 +Stephen Hawking died on March 14th. Wife got away with that one in the nick of time didnt she? (for those that need this explained it is steak and blowjob day) +A DEAF PERSON BECOMES DEAD AS A DRIFTER HAS ENTERED THEIR LIVES. +"RT @LarenDorr: Me before playing @_NoCode's Stories Untold: ""meh text based adventures are so lame and boring"". Me after: ""holy shit I was…" +Still say fuck you and suck my dick because i know iv seen it with in it all for all you got is your subconscious and if you want to keep playing this game of i dont care its ok i will make you all pay for how i have become so educated to hate you. +Hey im asian and i rike BRACK peopre Try me bitch! +Woman demands "bonus" and recognition for "giving up her career" to raise kids, all while having financial stability, the ability to stay at home, travelling abroad, and running a business without worrying about being in the black; Gets shut down by commenters : pussypassdenied +My sex life is terrible, when I phoned one of those sex lines, the voice said, " Fuck off, I have an earache." +I miss Abel and Selena!! Can they just reunite and fucking bless me +I do not recommend learning sex the way you learn to drive In a parking lot with your dad. +RT @marleylowkey_: “@_100D: All These hoes sooo average 😩😕” of course +"It's important to keep in mind that I'm talking about the ""free hate"", when the person in question did nothing against you." +The entire female race should be charged with murder every time an incel kills himself +Such a shame that our government cares more about looking good in front the world then it does about the safty of its people . +i spoke with a north african woman in her native language today we just clicked +"@jboii2: ima keep on giving these pussy ass niggas ah reason to hate !" +A survivor of false allegations takes on a survivor of sexual assault +Sleeping​ on a mattress on the floor, giving my cat a final cuddle before the big day tomorrow 😭. #movingday +Kalispell, Montana - YouTube Elliott shooting for the 1st time - YouTube Big Mountain with Grace and Dad - Shreddin ' the Pow - YouTube New years wheelin Montana - YouTube New years wheelin Wild Bill - YouTube Wild Bill New Years Wheelin - YouTube +@AndyLeeman91 @K_Webb98 @ellison_tate Hilarious that you're giving us shit for having a chance at a European trophy +Sitting here making a list of petty things I could do if you fucked me over... #thetruthalwayscomestolight +can someone please explain this joke ? do n't make jokes about the holocaust . my grandfather died in the holocaust . he fell off a watchtower +You are NOT invisible to women Many incels think that women are just indifferent to them, like they dont see you, this is not the case however Women actively HATE men who are geneticly weak, the mere presence of you bothers them deeply In public they will usually still show basic politeness, but really they are just praying that Chad will beat the fucking shit out of you, they hate you just for existing +I like my women like I like my humour. Black and blue. +OMG! 😮 I am 42 tomorrow! Holy shit! I may be 42 but don't feel it! #lovemylife #turning42butdontfeelit +What’s another term for the “black lives matter” organization? Wildlife conservation +It's pitch black in our apartment too and HOW SKETCH IS IT for some maintenance guy to be knocking on our door at almost 10 pm?? +Two women took a trip to Jamaica. One came back pregnant and the other came back with syphilis. Just kidding. They're both still missing. +I WANT BLACKED. COM SUE ME!!!! +I think my New Years Resolution will be to try to be a little less tolerant of niggers🤔 +Saw @Zookeepers what a sad, but very well acted movie. The strength of those that fought the Nazis at their own risk-words cannot describe +2 take from 1, b/c it's thought his own industry, has acquired too much, in order 2 spare 2 others, who haven't exercised equal industry & skill, is 2 violate the first principle of association, the guarantee 2 everyone the free exercise of his industry & the fruits acquired by it.TJefferson (1816) +Now that T_D was banned, are we next in line? +When a fat bitch want you and a skinny bitch can't cook nothin for you 😂😂😂 these hoes ain't hungry 😂😂 +As we are changed by God's influence on the inside, we become more effective in bringing change to situations on the outside. +i like my women like i like my cigars years old and coming from cuba in a burlap sack . +boy i've never been in a fight before but i fr just wanted to start one w some hartshorne kids at subway +"RT @paradryI: ""swearing is unattractive"" WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK U" +what do black guys do after sex ? to life +If You Think About It... HIV Is Just Roman Numerals For High Five +Why is everyone getting so worked up about my wife getting an abortion Who cares if its twelve years after he was born the little shit deserves it +Im sitting in a dark room alone With no hope +yo mamma so black the first thing comin outta her when you were being born was your dick +What is your opinion of The Good Man Project? +My friend said, "What's that phrase? 'If you can't stand the heat...'?" "Get out of the shower," I replied. I love having Jewish friends. +When ever I leave the house I wear one of these 1920 's type fedoras , I have quite a few . +The big story about Kendall Jenner is coporate commercial makers are often terrible social commentators & we already knew that +How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough... +I just want to point out that its become funner then shit even Russia expecting the U.S to Strick like a thief in the night on North Korea as fear of a explosion shakes Russia and turns night into day.. just a matter of time tho before U.S will Strick North Korea. +we can learn a lot from the mexican people . like how to leave mexico . +Save a town from Facism, Help us demand an invstigation into violation of our Rights Phone 936 422-4195 bstewart@cityofhuntington.org +what has a head but not a face , a body but no limbs ? texas chainsaw massacre victims +Look at the women, fooling around in the kitchen. +OMG! You have to see this. #BIGOLIVE > Share 0/100. https://t.co/o12DjgXfib https://t.co/AlzbATv763 +Anybody can love your looks, but it's your heart and personality that can make someone stay with you. +What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato? Around 140 calories +What do you call a morgue for the disabled ? The veggie section +Although people may take shots at the people here for having courage to express views for which they face nothing but derision in public, I know of no other place where I've met more people who care about people and actually are doing things to make a difference. +If a telemarketer has a trachea Does that make it a robocall? +"@EmmyCic and then the girl with the scarf taking a picture ""this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen I gotta get a picture omg""" +it's always when i escape from my depression cycle&want to socialise when everyone bails on me&i know no one want likes hanging out with me +Hey I 'm in Victoria BC looking to join email me at antoniopuffi@hotmail.com I 'm loyal white and ready to fight ! +What's difference between toddler scrotum and Somalia? I don't know, never been in Somalia. +all y'all some hoes tbh +what 's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito ? a mosquito stops sucking after you smack it . +I like my women how I like my coffee Boneless +“A picture is worth 1,000 denials.” ― Ronald Reagan +Sometimes I got confused between hospital and r/darkjokes You're all sick bastards +This figure is taken from quickresponse which is an organisation in Sweden who 's task is to watch rascist organisations in Sweden +"""in every group theres always that one ugly friend uhh, no?? me and my girls are all smokin hot babes who r gonna slay the world srry bby" +People of color Will automod block? +could be triggering but i always post pics of food on my snapchat to fool people into thinking im eating well +What's the difference between veal and a dead baby? You cook veal before you eat it. +What do you call a paralyzed man jumping from roof to roof Cerebral ballsy +If someone is going to die getting ISIS out of #Tikrit, it may as well be the Shia militia. That is all good. #Islam #Daesh +“Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.” ― Ronald Reagan +i told the teacher she was breaking the law by taking my phone bc its private property and i didnt give her permission +What is the most positive thing in Harlem? HIV. +Why is it okay to bully an orphan? Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents? +the girl you care about probably fucking somebody tonight so just go play some 2k and go to bed +why does this stupid cough make a shitty appreance at night 😷 +A Mexican and a nigger are riding in a car...Who's driving? A cop +why was Obama president for 8 years? Black people get longer sentences +So they tell you NASS is the enemy & Senate should be scrapped and you believed? Were you conscious during the Military Rule? #DontKillNASS +Why has Coleman no even fucking tried on my tent or yours?? +I circled around this stupid fucking place 3 times +Trying to get a family snap is never easy! #juststandstill #asgoodasitgets #mummyanddaddythinktheylookcoolinshades… https://t.co/CEaIiXXB4o +A paedophile recently admitted to abusing the Unabomber, eventually causing his spree. He now goes by the Unabummer +Living in cities makes people mentally ill, while living in the #country improves #health and prevents early d.. https://t.co/lkFB19zxLR +Facts don't care about your feelings So women are dumb +Imagine if Marco Rubio had made a joke about a female candidate having inadequate genitalia. +"Person 1: you just got shot!!! Person 2: THIS IS ALL TRUMPS FAULT Person 1: ? Person 2: er-- FUCK TRUMP How I see ""our dishonest president""" +In your opinion, what is a good quality in a female +We need a hashtag for #YouToo Yes you commit these crimes as well. +My boyfriend annoying ass always want somebody to cook for him 🙄 +So hypocritical. You are the one responsible for your actions. No integrity here. https://t.co/jcpj0vZ9wR +What's the difference between a cat and a minor A cat isn't giving me an erection right now +#Gambling It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves - in finding themselves. ~AndrР Gide #quotes #followme +I would of never in a thousand years think that Ireland would allow nonwhites in there country they seemed to love there race alot . +People fully need to stop disrespecting Shia Muslims , why are some of you lots so concerned about what others believe in ? bloody hell +It's kinda cold but I don't want to stop wearing my superhero outfit. +How many niggers does it take to put a lightbulb? We don't know because we can't see them in the dark. +i like my women like i like my wine years old and locked in my cellar . +Last nights Arianna Grande concert seemed to have good reviews. They said it was a blast The audience were blown away. I'll see myself out now. +What's the worst part about being black and mentally retarded? Being forced to sit in the back of the short bus. +These plus-sized models were telling me how they don't get paid enough. So I told them You guys, should go on a hunger strike. +What's the worst part about having a daughter who has cancer? You can't pull her hair when you fuck her. +Even tho I alrdy know everything that's gonna happen in desperate housewives I still get fuckin pumped when I watch it again +RT @black_taco_: Wtf is boy pussy ? Lmao you atl nigga sick +Hi All Are there any women in Texas who are proud of their race ? +I'd hit a Kardashian she threw money at me bruh somebody would have to pull me off that hoe idgaf who she is. Nobody to me anyway lol +Hitler may have been gay if you think about it Why else would he kill his wife +i came up with a new mixed drink : parts blood orange , part cuban rum , served over ice . i call it a jose fernandez on the rocks . +why did the carnival get a bad rep with the asian community ? the bumper cars ride was called the asian driver experience +Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail. +Fuck it, I'll just play The Sims 4. Because Origin never breaks, right? +It's pretty sad how committed sexists are to their own denial. +FUCK. YEAH. LET'S DO THIS SHIT. #resist #resistmore #resistagain #FUCKINGRESIST https://t.co/4VVI2T3ZZ3 +I was fired from work on bring your pet to work day I’m taking this up with my lawyer. My wife was on her leash the whole day. +@AmericanWhiteHM Those niggers disgust me. They should have dealt with 100 years ago, we wouldn't be having these problems now. +I support racial profiling one hundred percent. I mean - let's be serious here - how many white terrorists do you see? +I Literally Make Out with My Blanket It is the closest to intimacy I can get. +A dude with money can only impress a broke bitch. +How do you relieve your friend of his depression/suicidal thoughts? You do nothing and wait for the news in the morning paper everyday. +What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys underwear half off. +I am a black male with an Azusa Pacific jacket on sitting down in the multicultural center. A white woman walks up and notices my jacket. White woman:: Are you going to Azusa? Me:: No, my older brother goes to the school there. White woman:: hmm let me guess; football scholarship? Me:: (looks around to see if anyone heard that... no one did; after 10 seconds) No, he's a business major. White woman:: Oh... (she walks away) +If you are a cheerleader and you kneel during the national anthem, no second chances, YOU ARE OFF THE CHEERLEADERS SQUAD! +I'm dead.... i still can't wake up on time or even hear my alarm clock and its like what. 3 weeks left? +What do you call a bunch of black men in a swimming pool? Drowning. +femaloids are against designer kids and would never abort their handicapped child because "every human is special and beatiful" and a "if everybody would be the same the world would be boring" yet they all date the same 8/10 white tall jock and would never date a subhuman. +"@Dcaptainclutch You know niggas love to act fake outraged anytime a girl they think is ""ho"" accomplishes anything" +RT @olmelonhead: bitches be acting different! 😂 buuut it's cool! 💁 +What do a fourteen year old girl and her son have in common? Their father +The funny thing is the daughter never got kicked out on her one night stand, I didn't have the courage to tell her, her mom an official hoe +Sexual and contraceptive behavior among female university students in Sweden – repeated surveys over a 25-year period +When the way she walks/talks/ puts her hair up and it's you. Then she forgets that's you 🙄🙄<<<< +i do n't know what she 's talking about most of the time i woke up this morning and saw my wife sitting on the edge of the bed with two black eyes . " what the fuck happened to you ? " i asked . " this is what happens when you drink pints of lager , " she replied . " that 's bullshit , " i said , looking in the mirror , " i drank pints of lager last night and my face is fine . " +I was at a gas station last week , A guy came up to me too fast and too close and I almost went for my knife but at the last second I could see he meant no harm , then he asked for directions . +WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER RAPING A DEAF, DUMB, AND BLIND WOMAN? CHOP HER HANDS OFF SO SHE DOESN'T TELL ANYONE.... +Im Offended That Black People Can Call White People Racial Names But Us White People Cant Call Them Racial Names Back Or Its 'Discrimination' +First baseman Morgan Tolle rips a double to open up the bottom of the first; she has now hit safely in 15 consecutive games +Rosa Parks sat in the front of a public bus Just to get put in the back of a prison bus +Y'all think @Paula_Deen would call my daughter a nigger? http://t.co/AiOIFhXDmT +What do you call it when 5 black folks have an orgy? A threesome. +One black kid tells another black kid "yo mama so fat!! Your Great,Great,Great Grandma only picked cotton candy" +how did the jews crucify the retarded? on a short cross +#thinking So EFE could actually stay 3 months without smoking weed. You people should just give him the money. Ije Ego 😂 😂 😂 +"RT @BBErika_: Hate a nigga that try and run me, ""you can't wear this, you can't go out, you can't chill with them"" likeeeeee is u my man or…" +No offense, but you're more of a mother hen than a team leader. +There are around 700 large buses operating in Lahore. This fleet is not only insufficient LTC Plans to induct 2000 new buses coming months. +Only broke bitches steal money . +Women Can't live with them, can't live without them.Am I right folks? +I pull up in a gimme yo bitch +And in this nation women can support themselves easily.. esp black women.. they set it up so that y'all don't 'need' a black man. +Stop calling for the head of whoever made that @googlecloud tweet earlier. It was retracted. That is not a reasonable response. +Anal sex is a lot like your first car You don't want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway +How are my parents going to get mad at me for not liking their tacky ass colors for our house🙄🤔 +You need to come back when you have it all done. +Thanks for the recent follow @TheOttersEyes @wereldhistoried Happy to connect :) have a great Wednesday. ➡️Want it🆓❓https://t.co/evzFBmnl41 +yeah i saw it. but i was a hardcore wigger when i used to play vice city 24/7. i paid no attention to it when i saw it. but its cool you found it +Status quo should not be sending money to foreign countries‼️ They should earn our support‼️ Get the world off U.S. welfare‼️ @realDonaldTrump +Reminder that if your parents named you Chad, your life would be great Think about it +I think its a human thing. We've all had those moments when we've felt remorse about something but end up doing at… https://t.co/XPlAQ4qvym +What's the difference between shooting up heroin and shooting up blacks Only one will get you arrested in America +What's the easiest way to dirty up your headlights? going 50 through a school zone. +When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up you can get up let your reason get you back up. +tbh i needed them gucci sliders jus for my collection ion like em ion wear em i need then ferragamo sliders next +God bless Glen Campbell who battled Alzheimer's and at the age of 81 has passed away. +everyone who doesnt speak Romanian and look as in WHITE get out of Romania a move back to your homeland . +Twitter labeled every thing i posted as "sensitive material" even a "I LOVE PUPPIES" meme, thats when i deleted account @ViciousKynd +Visiting my university's doctor for a depressive episode. Doctor:: Any relationship problems? Parents, brother, sister? Me:: No Doctor:: None? What about boys? I'm a lesbian. But I was too emotionally down and tired to correct him. Also, afraid he might factor my sexuality into my mental issue. +Its about time we started fighting back against the constant harassment we receive . +"i'm rlly over & done w/putting in effort w/anyone who doesn't do the same for me so pls don't text my phone saying ""u changed"" when ukno why" +Curious George, It’s not curiosity when it is considered terrorism +how do you slide your penis between a year old 's boon ? you dislocate her shoulder . +Yall cry and cry and cry about celebrities not making a stand or a difference when YOU can make a fucking stand AND a difference +People really expect me to do a million and one things like I ain't already busy with a million and one things lol +This is like when yosp chucked hello games to the wolves. You just don't fucking do that +You should be able to answer that yourself , you 've done it several times . +What happens when your daughter is singing too loud? You belt it out for her. +It is said and done that I will be getting fucked up on Tuesday.. #ishookonit 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ +I mean if we're being totally honest Im usually either wondering if my zipper is down or checking other peoples crotches to see if theirs is +"@YesYoureRacist @nikkihaley Absolutely fuck off. ""That's terrible! Let Germany deal with it"" bitch please" +did you hear that scientists have finally discovered a cure for autism ? it 's called " cyanide " . +Normscum tries to make the claim that all incels are psychopaths, then wishes all incels would kill themselves and he wouldn't feel a thing.... yep.... makes sense +UK, a shit hole country run by shit politicians. +RULE NUMBER ONE: IF IM COOKING, DONT TELL ME HOW TO COOK MY FUCKING FOOD. +trade free follows? i have 320 320 x 320 or less i can go first for extras tweet me on @crytrading 💗 💗 +"@SenatorShaheen You are basically a liar trying to undermine your own democracy. That ""declassified"" photo was taken by RT themselves." +Well said , the point of a PLE is an organic community , in which we are all free to express our own spins as we wish ... +knock knock . who 's there ? not the black kid who got shot by the police +I'm almost in sniffles at the thought of seeing my FreeBSD extended family again after so many years. Clearly I need more sleep. +If presented with a magical gift... With the wave of a wand you could be transformed to look however you desired OR With the wave of a wand your appearance stays the same but you are granted inner peace and happiness for the duration of your life Which would you choose and why? +What does Martin Luther king jr and a 4 year old have in common Impossible dreams that’ll never come true +"Your WCW scoffs and cuts her eyes when she hears ""Cash money records taking over for the 99 & 2000""" +I had a few of the CDs and gave them all away , let me see if i can get you a copy !!!! +White kids need to interact with kneegrows and other non white kids or they 'll be lost in the real come the time they leave home ... +You know its over when even your own family treats you like subhuman trash or deletes you from their Existence fuck everything +On a panel about disabilities to special ed teachers. Teacher:: You are so articulate for someone with a learning disability. When were you diagnosed? You must have been diagnosed late in life? Me:: First grade. Teacher:: You know you are really unusual right, you must not use a lot of accommodations. Me:: Extended time, books on tape, a scribe, a dragon... Teacher:: Oh, most students could never get where you are. Made me feel alone and upset that teachers supposed to help others don't believe in possibilities. +She done stepped off the bench and coach ain't put her in the game Now it's a foul Too many players on the court +.@ILivUndrUrBed Anything but yourself. Like EVERY feminist on Earth. +While the data says that premiums increased under Obamacare, so why is it so hard to find a liberal who will admit their premiums went up? +This is a forum for people who support the white nationalist cause and I am one of those people , thus I have a right to speak . +How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment +"@Tmacc_GFG: “@tizzimarie: No slushes 😥”hoes nasty anyway fam"😴 +I've often pointed out that negroes are more stupid than I can even imagine if they actually think they 're gonna win any race war . +I recently have trying to eat more vegetables to lower my blood pressure. The hospital security has really been making this impossible lately though. Guess ill have to just try the morgue. +What do the twin towers and gender have it common? There used to be 2 and now it's too offensive to talk about +yeah, maybe if you are Jewish They just warm up the old money printing press when they might feel like they are getting low . +"amazing how many girls I grew up with that on instagram are bragging about ""grinding."" You're selling pussy😂grinding those walls away maybe" +tweetstats.hashtag.notyourshield.mention._roguestar_.rt quickly, create a shield from the person that posted women's addresses on twitter! +My uncle took me to his work today and thought me everything he knows. Apparently he is some sort of analytic and therapist. He likes to call himself an analrapist, and it seems that his job is to do manual colonoscopy. +Axis history forum has a very large sticky on her and the whole video that was shot , she ends up with a surviving group of people and even tries to crack a smile for the camera . +I'm so happy that my college timetable is being changed because it means I get a lay in every day of the week 😂 +I went hunting today Too bad half the class was absent. +so there 's a terrorist attack in turkey , nobody bats an eye . why is it that when the attacks are in paris and brussels , everyone loses their damn minds ? well , when i find shit in a toilet , i think nothing of it . when i start finding shit in the living room or on thekitchen counter ; that 's when i start getting concerned +HEY GUYS we're gonna host a Rick and Morty re-watch Skype Call. Message me to be added to the group! 2-3 episodes a night, 10PM EST +Can you call yourself an incel if you have never asked a girl out? +Was lulled to sleep last night by @SenJeffMerkley filibuster. Woke up and he's still going. Tell it like it is, Jeff! +What do you call someone who likes r/N8theGR8? A fucking retard. Oh yeah, btw I’m proud to be white. +'Never blame the victim, unless it's a man' +I ain't giving no fellatio tosave nobody's life. Y'all nasty asses just wanna hear who give head that's all +What do you call a Californian school? Moving target practice. +@JoePrich shut up faggot +"""How come you don't know I can't open (the ranch bottles) while they're in my ass, Link?"" - Brad, 2017 @Fuckster691" +What is the most important issue facing men right now? +pedophilia is not funny . it 's fucking childish . +I thought the show growing pains was about a guy who had pain when he got excited +Seems the LNP have backed away from post bad #newspoll terror raids since it's such a bleeding obvious strategy. What else might they try? +just joined the best membership in the world and need someone to show the ropes on this site , also looking for az girls in phoenix area . +women q - what do abused women every year have in common ? a - they do n't fuckin listen +What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket +I thought I 'd add some of my babies to the thread The iguana is a recent rescue from someone who could n't care for her . +I like my women the same way I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer +It seems to me that most people on this board are friendly to home schooling , yet some who support home schools think that segregating boys from girls would slow social development . +A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. In bed, she says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabbed her and nicked her purse. +after no one volunteers on an overbooked flight , united airlines starts calling passengers in alphabetical order . " african americans ? " " blacks ? " " colored people ? " " dark people ? " " ebony people ? " . silence . a black kid silently asks : " but mom , are n't we all of above ? " mom : " shut up son , today we 're niggers ! " +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Sofia, BG for now (09h58m02s UT): 27°51'30.0'' #Cancer (AC) / 10°31'45.0'' #Aries (MC) +Sir Arthur Harris held a concert in Dresden He was droppin some bombs and it was straight fire! +Have you ever been driving down the road and you flick a cig out of the window, then a few minutes later you smell something and turn around only to see your nan fingering herself in the back seat? +Wow, you're just all around evil, aren't you. +#ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleasetheMemo +"RT @lillyfux: ""swearing is unattractive"" WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK U" +Yes, I edited out your personal info , as you should only give that out to those who can be trusted . +🚨#FAKENEWSAWARDS🚨 🚨 who is #1 fake news ?🚨 🚨which 1 of these?⬇⬇🚨 +Feeling somewhat normal today hopefully in a little while I'll be back to Welcome some of our new members +please God let trump shut down illegal dreamer program John 3:16 MAGA 1776 +WE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE THE 🔨 OF THOR THEM ENEMIES ARE IN DISSARAY SEND THEM MUSLIM INVADERS TO THEIR HALLOWED GRAVES DON'T SPARE A SINGLE ONE +What’s the difference between clothes and sexual assault victims? Clothes don’t hang themselves. +so , i was fucking my daughter last night and my wife walked in . she was in shock . i do n't know what she was more surprised by - the fact that i was fucking my daughter , or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep it . +... when he hears "blue haired bitch", "gamergate", and "freebsdgirl". Oh, dear. +❝ everyone has a reason for ⠀waking up in the morning ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀mine is you ❞ @Louis_Tomlinson ⠀follow me please? ⠀love you lotsッ 13,284 +What are the most common last words in Ethiopia? None, they can´t speak at 6 months old +"@__alliebrooke @ericasalyer5 @ThatsFoodPorn ""I shouldn't have ate those cheese fries. I'm gonna die""" +Hey, I live in Illinois not too far from you. i 'm always trying to find new friends and people to hang out with , some email me sometime +put a human in that situation & youll realize how torturous it is. fuck that im not paying ppl to neglect & abuse animals for my convenience +RT @barry_corindia: The Idiot Report part 2: Trump Suggests Rice Committed Crime, Citing No Evidence, via @nytimes https://t.co/p5Nr5yl5ba +what 's a black man 's special right ? the right to remain silent . +haha haha that 's freakin ' awful haha haha that 's freakin ' awful +if she doesn't send you unsoliciated messages this means she's not physically attracted to you, right? +What did Hitler innovate massively? Biomass energy. +I can't be in pure they like to take your drank 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️.. like mavericks security wasn't even doing all that . +i feel sad as fuck say something nice to me +The next world cup will be the greatest murder and rape fest since Katrina . +It might not be popular to say, but we all know the media attention attracts the sorts of women most likely to trade favors to receive such. +You gotta send him Good Morning & Good Night texts even when you wake up & go to sleep together 😍😘💓 +Reddit finds sexual abuse of a drunk, nonconsenting guy outstanding and the abuser is a hilarious person (but the abuser must reward with sex) +I reached out to @ninaburleigh with concerns the day the article was published. No response. Nina cares more about page views than problems. +@CHARLESBARRKLEY hey Sir house nigger, uncle tom aren't you from grand ole Mississippi, I rest my case! +Tell your #1 fan idiot boy to go with you. +New season TV now with more old fat women +There's no such thing as a failed pregnancy Only successful cat food +And I literally go somewhere every day but Ohio is so fucking boring. +This is a cope but i think it's a good idea become a drug dealer and have all the desperate crackwhores pay you in sex. +how many jews died during the holocaust ? not enough . +Normies this is the safe space of mentally disturbed suicidal virgins and you are actively brigading it if you ever think you are a good person just drop that thinking now +Having hobbies nonrelated to women is life sustaining Im writing a fantasy book and it gives me some reprieve +Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black +I LIKE THOSE MEMES Ya know, the ones with the yellow cartoons. Damn what do you call them? Yeah, Asians. +It's just that... you two stand out more when people enter the room, because your so.... +Women won't fuck us yet they want us to be feminists Explain the logic of this +i have black people in my family tree they 've been hanging there for years +When normies say "looks just get your foot in the door" they don't realize how retarded they sound. +The only reason to censor someone is you fear what they have to say #TwitterPurge +I'm more or less in the middle of Birthright and I already want to play Conquest, but I'm sure playing both at once is a terrible idea +I'm fucking irritated it's always fucking something bro I swear +People tell me the Titanic was good in intention, but failed in execution. But that's not true. It did a pretty good job executing all of those people. +There is not enough interest on either side for a re-unification to be attempted . +note to self: boiling water hot, monkey brain +It is 2015. Java's installer still prompts to install the Ask toolbar. Ugh, Oracle, do you even go here? +What's the difference between a kid and a Hot Pocket? I get mad when Hot Pockets get burnt in my microwave +Just bought my 1st bottle of vodka in over 10yrs bc strss & depression + alcoholic = caving sobriety. +RT @GodneyIsBritney: 20 FUCKING YEARS INTO HER CAREER https://t.co/wGXgXGHCba +I love bad bitches it my fucking hobby, and yeah they're on all fours like a fucking doggy.. +“Post your dark jokes here! No joke is too dark.” Except black jokes apparently +You want to know something about Sonic? When he abuses a chao, they turn black. When he takes care of a chao, they turn white. Just like the real world. +Fuck everybody , I ain't worried about Nathaniel!! +Are you fucking kidding me with Bumgarner? How does that even happen? #DBacks +Liverpool XI vs. Everton: Mignolet; Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner; Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum; Mane, Firmino, Coutinho +I like my women like i like my coffee ground up and in the freezer +Well, what are Aboriginals doing to preserve their culture? They shouldn't be using computers then. +RMAed my monoprice. Shoddy power bricks on those. Getting a refund and picking up another ASUS VG278HE. It's cheaper, anyways. +what 's the difference between a lawyer and a twelve inch dildo ? nothing they are both giant dicks . +Hey everyone I would like to get together with some people from my state that are like me . +Like when @GMShivers said that only industry newbies believed sexism existed. Or when @JennofHardwire sends her harassment squad after ppl. +U can't stay the same & expect change. U can't truly expect a good man if he call himself nigga, nigger.It means the same; A No Good Person! +Another teacher and I are looking over the global studies state exam. Global Studies teacher:: I'm going to go through the test and find all the questions about China. If you get them wrong, I will laugh at you. I'm Chinese American, born and raised in the United States. +He's been offered contact info from those he's speaking with should he care to contribute. He's utilized none of this. I am unimpressed. +Severed heads are like beers... ...whenever I’m done with one, it’s nice to know there are still three or four more waiting for me in the fridge. +Trying to decide if I have time to contact police before call w/lawyer. Never thought I'd say this unless I was in trouble/tequila involved. +Here is another source for 5.56 They are out of stock on the Wolf garbage but have PMC and some Federal in stock . +Fapped two times in a row to traps Match me boys +But anyway I hope they show yongbin's stahe snd talk about how he could've been in exo so my boy can get pity votes +Hopefully you actually know, instead of making accusations like that formless person does. +Any time Congress passes a new law, and then promptly exempts themselves from its ramifications, you can bet the farm it is going to be bad news for the Middle Class Americans or anyone else who works for a living and has their hard-earned money taxed to the extreme to support these common criminals +I would always change the lines I know I know +"I feel in ❤️ with @frankturner 🎶 the moment I heard ""I don't wanna spend all my life inside! I wanna step out and face the sunshine🌞!"" #live" +who /dicklet/ here it's over for us, at least the incels with massive dicks can be porn actors 5.5 length i dont know my girth but below average probably +Some people just don't fucking get it I swear on my life you'll learn this time . +but usually a doctr is the only one who sees that.. now the entire illustration class saw.. next week will be interetsing... +What’s pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan +Talking about applying to the Peace Corps last month. Me:: I'm nervous about the interview, I hope I get in! Dad:: You shouldn't have a problem. You're a white female; employers love that. Where would you be going? Me:: Uhhh... my recruiter said probably Eastern Europe or Central Asia, but I could really be placed anywhere, depending on who needs ESL teachers. Dad:: Just as long as it's not Africa. +Grid and Nongrid Cells in Medial Entorhinal Cortex Represent Spatial Location and Environmental Features with Complementary Coding Schemes. +What are TMPIN0 and TMPIN2 referring to? Those are the only temperature that I find a bit too high for my liking. +Hail Cantwell .....Chris has all info about who Supports him....Please be it you..... +Commented on rape culture meme on trollx, results as expected. +Speaker phone is for pussy ass bitches who need other bitches to handle their shit for them. #sorrynotsorry#sopissed +For Christmas last year I got a sweater...this year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter. +The dad oathed " I will kill the one who did this to my daughter !! " Then he shot himself. +White Rage , it 's what 's for dinner !! +You're a white girl in a black girls body. +I don't think that police have a race-killing problem. I think they're fantastic troubleshooters. +Watch Trailer For New Heath Ledger Documentary … : https://t.co/B8fS89qfh3 , https://t.co/GsQisDfSMC +Don't you miss being little and eating whatever tf you wanted and it didn't matter bc it's chunky little kids were cute +Having M work evenings means no kid-free time during the week means having to run an errand during workday. 😒 +Barkley getting away with these horrible challenges again, dirty cunt +Which fictional character do you relate to the most? +Currently getting my oil changed and using my phone as distraction cover to not have to make eye contact with former work associates. +Why did the cannibal chose a black victim ? because he thought the meat was already toasted +I think women will forever find a way for a guy to be thirsty tho just so they can feel like thier pussy has some value. It don't. +Today i noticed a little black spot on my suit His dad told him to take my wallet +Brace yourself onii-chan, because with my cuteness, soft gloves, and my ability to be quiet as a mouse, I can put a fuckton of dead children in your apartment. +What's the worst part about eating out your grandmother? Hitting your head on the coffin. +Adopting children are like eating jellybeans Nobody wants the black ones +That's if they don't march your ass to the gas chambers. Fucking idiots +There are two types of people in this world Male and Female +This is why we get along! You totally get my f'd-up sense of humor. Like, I always think about this list of objects that would be perfect-looks around and lowers her voice- "BLACK-GIRL NAMES. Like 'Dijonnaise' or 'Medulla Oblongata'!"" +Always choose long-term professionalism over short-term attention #balancewithDrShola #bewise #lifecoaching +"Today a guy wearing a Cubs hat yells to his small son, ""Banks! What are you doing?"" I'm thinking...Awesome name, Dad! #GoCubs #LetsPlay2" +With Putin fucking Drumpf's wife and making him watch each time, you'd think shithead would get the message that he's DONE!!! +On Sunday, #HEATIsOn will host #MileHighBasketball and we will try really hard to bounce back against them. I promise. (3/3) +I like my coffee the same way I like my Muslim women: wrapped in a black garbage bag and beat with a stick. +What do a pregnant woman and a locked car have in common? You can fix both with a coat hanger +How many Ethiopians can you fit in a shower? I don't know. They keep slipping down the drain. +STOP UPVOTING INSULTS IF YOU DON"T WANT ME TO GET HURT YOU GUYS DO WANT ME TO HURT MYSELF I BREAK THINGS WHEN I SEE STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS WITH UPVOTES.BAN NORMIE POSTERS PLEASE I NEED A PLACE OF MY OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN +Retweet to spam this faggot RT @ChickenColeman: Dick going 👆 +Cannot wait for all the typical April Fools Day customers. Literally gonna burn my arm in a coffee urn. +what do feminists and blow up dolls have in common ? they 're both incapable of shutting their mouths . +RT @danstfler: Hoes find a way to hoe...... no matter what http://t.co/kHsAmPbA68 +Poor Kurt Cobain Now his museum feels the burn he receives in hell for suicide.... +Why did jesus quit playing hockey? kept getting nailed to the boards +#TGIF with @maquinjoseph x @IamJozenga @joy_ansa @brendaspeaks247 ♫: @Arnoldfresh_ - Mad Over You #Cover # @iRuntown +Fuck yes!!! This changed everything! Katie Lou taking one for the team. +My girlfriend is so nice she gave me cologne before we had sex Apparently It's this rare one from "rape" called "pepper spray" +#13reasonswhy premiers today and i cannot fucking deal. 😭🖤 +The only way I can stay awake all class on Tuesday/Thursday is if I get aroma joe's ice coffee right before +how do you make a tupac cocktail? Start by putting 6 shots in it. +@wiptopping @muskeln4fun @heathferguson1 @Hippie_Crap @90samuel91 @SportsMan901 @CowboyJayD @CowboyJ77 @rodeoroughstock raining here Yuck +They some bitch ass niggas +What do you can 5 black men having sex A threesome +Shit.. Rory is in trouble at the 7th.. He has about 50ft for par after a horrible bunker shot. #themasters +Me (Mexican American):: Graduate school is such a lonely place. All everyone has time for is work. My advisor:: Oh, you should get some Mexican friends. +I tell u this tho, if/when u nigger women start getting cornrows again...mannn just don't do it +Friends bragging about fucking some slut, since when is everyone else's dirty laundry something to brag about??? +How do I go about getting a pro bono attorney? +The Guinness book of records have officially confirmed that, on New Year's Eve, Cologne narrowly beat several other European cities to the record for the most Bill Cosby impersonators in one place at the same time. +/r/AskReddit discusses circumcision and they do not like the truth written in the historical record one bit... +“@WeirdLilThingz: Stop giving a nigga pussy he stop actin like he care” no true totally ... +I realized there's no money in that and why would the church fork out all this tax free $ to help when they aren't getting it in return +Wanna hear the most hilarious dark joke of all time? Keep wanting. +"RT @OneTrueChange: @noirmale9 @SocialIssueNews @barbs73 Another know nothing idiot who has no business in government. He's on the ""Got…" +What’s the difference between white basketball players and suicidal teens? Suicidal teens know how to fucking jump. +Yes it 's sad one minute they 're `` racist '' then they 're shacked up with an Asian sunshine girl or a sheboon . +I ain't never asked for shit everything I have came from the risks ai had to take or Hard work.. Save that fuckery you call a struggle +what 's the difference between a bullet and a jew a bullet leaves the chamber +"""Sullivan was one of six current or former FBI officials who died during a six-month period in 1977, before they were to testify before the""" +Psalm 8:8 NASB The birds of the heavens and the fish of the sea, Whatever passes through the paths of the seas. +I'd like to see the videos and pictures . +Women are like square roots If they're 13 or under, do them in your head. +My mother decided to tell me that before me she had an abortion.... That fucking lucky bastard. +Who remembers 2 girls 1 cup? That shit was huge when it first came out! +"My head is like: ""go to sleep you deep shit"" and it goes ""don't sleep you have a test tomorrow, need to finish prep"" So now what?" +I AM A NIGGER Edit: I am his master, beating him for using my computer. +"@CASHandBOOBIES: I been kidnapped yo bitch" +I've seen on the web he is making a new horror film called `` it waits '' but cant find that much about it +me, beloved 2040s politician, talking to rich donors: hi hello thanks for coming, i want to kill you and your children, thx for yr support +Why wasn't Hitler invited to the barbeque? He burned all the Franks +Yeah, so is there anyway to avoid them staining my car seats, wallet and shoes? +Any man even considering plastic surgery is gay gay gay imagine ya boy say "I'd get more hoes then u after I get these new lips" 😂😂😂 +Only one day to go then it's #theMasters. Talking golf with @SportsBreakfast @talkSPORTevery #cantwait #Par3contest #AugustaCountdown +i 've been trying to hook up with this fat chick from tinder but . . he 's already got a lot on her plate +Take Chelsea ugly ass with u https://t.co/xcyiN9v0Wi +Just had to say that talking crazy through inbox I'll show you how the situation can get handled real quick +how do you put a white person in a jar ? you ca nt , crackers usually come in boxes +What do I say to my dog and girlfriend Come out of your cage so you can eat +This has been like the 10th party I've been to Even aftor showering and getting myself out there Not 1 girl showed intwrest at any point while a female humanoid in my small circle of friends woyld tell us whrn a girl is interes6ed she never said it to me but to every other guy :sadface: Why can't girls love us not fair REERRRrrrr +What grows in the winter? The number of deaths among the homeless +It's pretty telling that in our beloved patriarchy the worst way to insult a woman is "you do sexual things on your own terms" +In my opinion , from my experience with the schools in my area , the teachers say it is not their job to break up a fight Im not saying this is right but its going on in many different areas +I lied. The ice storm hit on April 1st 22 years ago. Couldn't remember if it was my mother's 40 or 50th surprise b-day party. +RT @KarenMKunkle: Idiot Of The Moment.💡 Dianne Feinstein for thinking vets are mentally ill. No fool you're mentally ill for speaking… +i painted my computer black thinking it would run faster . . ow it does n't work . +I'd LOVE to stay at home and raise my children . +RT @bilrac: jake gyllenhaal sweetie. i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even say that, oh my god https://t.c… +Did you hear about the deaf girl that got raped? Neither did she. +I don't think men should be allowed to have opinions. @Rhace138 Call me sexist but I don't think women should be allowed to grow beards +Mom warns tall daughter that dating a short man will eventually "crushes both our heart and soul till the bitter end". +just used the incredibly rare non-ironic 'bless your heart' for a cement mixer that purposefully moved out of my way. Is that even Southern? +How you gone wife a bitch that let niggas lick on her head in public? +Twitter has taught me that there are so many bitch made niggas in the world, don't be fooled +“@_OttoMattic: How you make a salad and have no vegetables on the bitch?!? Give me a break. 😂😭😂😭” potato salad +Anyone else realize that the middle east is a hopeless lost cause and that they'll always be inferior human beings, barbarians who can't be saved no matter how many trillions we throw at the region and no matter how many lives we lose...................Or is it just me? +“@connycarvajal_: Why u can't just love?” Because we don't love these hoes +i <3 @nayadrikj because she has cuddled @randi_ebooks and lived to tell the tale. +Honeoye Falls, NY Weather: 03/31/17 02:35 AM: pressure 1011.9mb rain last hour 0.03inches rain since midnight 0.03inches rain last 24 +How come girls are all vegetarian these days? +She has more courage than the whole German nation put together . +everyone's just losing their shit over rock in rio tickets and i'm here wishing i could turn back time and go to lollapalooza again +i like my girls how i like my scotch years old and mixed with coke +#Feminism2017 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING WOMAN IS. +I saw a fat white woman and it disgusted me White women literally have all the advantages in the world and they still cant stop stuffing their faces with cheeseburgers every day. +I don't know why I always feel like I'm fucking up.. can I just crawl under a rock +My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I couldn't tell what had her more surprised, me having sex with her or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep it +No one does anything at work it's so fucking annoying +what time do the japanese go to the dentist ? +Come nappy, leave happy! +Haha macklemoore was just on my ferry boat bitches. That black caddy ! +Proof that even rich famous actors are considered ugly if they arent solid 10. +The only people he 's demoralizing ( or trying to demoralize ) are the families of these dead troops at funerals . +How do you offend a dyslexic person? vyreE xlesydic snorep dloush urbn ni ellh +[X-post /r/AskReddit] [SERIOUS] Men of Reddit who are victims of sexual/physical abuse from their wives/girlfriends, what has your experience finding help been like? +Yall Check Out My Music 💯 Let Me Know If You Fucking With It! +We know what online abuse looks like. We've been studying it, and we will create reports and publish our findings. +A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one." +What's my favourite type of grape? Gan grapes +three bats are sitting on a branch ba let 's have a contest ! the winner is the one who will find the most blood ! * * ba leaves and returns one hour later , his face was covered in blood * * ba woah ! where did you find all that blood ? ba see that tower over there ? there was a field with sheep at the west of it , so i went there drunk all of their blood ba alright , my turn * * ba leaves and comes back in half an hour . his entire head was covered in blood * * ba huh , not bad , where did you find all that blood ? ba see that tower over there ? there was a village with people at the east of it , so i went there drunk all of their blood ba ok ba it 's your turn * * ba leaves and comes back in five minutes , all covered in blood * * ba well . looks like we have a winner ! but where did you find all this blood ? ba see that tower over there ? ba yes ? ba well , i did n't . +@GlitteredInPink hoe don't tweet me +@TreTyler_108 That's actually non-English. Because #okiecops are filthy white trash who are all criminals. +Girls the days be confused hoes ain't nobody got time fo that ! +I think the only connection homosexuality has to Christianity , in this country , is the large proportion of paedophiles being representatives of Christian churches . +[hope this is OC] What's the difference between an 8 year old and an oven? The oven doesn't cry when I try and stick my meat in it +here's my set up for changing clothes in the library bc theres no way in hell im changing in the piss floor nasty ass BATHROOM +Some of these hoes are loyal +Where is the true path to happiness? Down the highway, not across the street. +Quenten Demps , 44 , was arrested Saturday on a first-degree murder charge in the killing of Elizabeth Clemente , 37 . +#TripleTalaqArrest Its high time our Naton Muslim Women shld b free frm binding of Triple Talaq. Its making life of Muslim Women miserable +RT @bigshitxtalker: I'm calling the fucking POLICE! https://t.co/1wVdZVPoCD +Parkland School Shooting Once again someone attempted natures most dangerous game. +I like my coffee the same way I like my slaves Free. Not black you racist bastard +Ready for my bro aka DJ Chalice aka DJ Stella Artois aka @Fallow_MCR's mix on @RinseFM It has been his life long dream. I am so proud. +Idk why I had so much trouble getting up this morning. My dream last night was to damn emotional and intense +Everything we read in this class is so outdated, all this stuff about men dominating women. Why don't we talk about current issues? +Shoutout to the old man who performed my surgery n the guy who gave me medication that made me feel like I was floating #NationalDoctorsDay +As an NFL Player are you suffering from unwanted Knee Pain from having to endure the National Anthem...then try Uncle Ben's Blue Eunuch Lotion ..it is grease less and comes with 10 handy COTTON swab applicators (with trigger locks) +The way he fell back when he got hit , His legs just there in the air . His little tempur tantrum 😂😂😂 Just has me dead asf everytime 😂😭😭 +So proud of what President Trump did by striking Syria after the chemical attack the other day on so many civilians. +a poem a website called reddit so pretentious and lame they try to use memes to gain internet fame the comments are sad but the users much sadder their egos , inflated but their stomachs much fatter they judge and complain behind internet walls too obvious to notice they have no life at all when opinions conflict they 'll cry and they 'll mope then show you who 's boss with a raging down vote and if that does n't work they 'll call their mod saviors who will ban you to keep peace within their calm echo chamber so tread lightly on reddit or you 'll pay their fine your voice will be silenced from their liberal hive - mind it 's probably better you just stick with han where the post are offensive but people are free no voting , no rules just corpses and dead faggots some tits and some pussy we are all nigger - maggots fin vittu ruotsi . +RT @olmelonhead: when bitches spread rumors about you ; 😈 https://t.co/21wOvyB50m +Nope! @TdotStateofMind call me sexist but gender roles are definitely to be accepted & respected +“@CoIlegefessions: "Finally got a hot bitch to dance on me, came in my pants while she was grinding on me. Lost that chance"UW-Madison”lmao +What really happened when Cinderella got to the ball? She gagged. +And a damn fine job of it for sure !! ... +what 's the difference between pregnancy and the holocaust ? when you 're pregnant , the baby 's in the oven longer . +If you STILL living with Yo mama I will not argue with you go too yo room better yet go catch a couch before I hurt ya feelings you a CHILD +Shoutout to @ZoeBug80 for being a bad ass bitch. You're a fucking gem and deserve the world. +how do you get gum out of your hair ? cancer . +having to walk through town with no makeup for my prom trial has got to be the worst thing😩😩 never felt so minging😭😂 +What do Nike and the kkk have in common They both make niggers run faster +why do octopuses have 8 tentacles? God only had 8 humans on earth at the time +RT @SmokedOutQuille: bitches say "or nah" with everything I'm cute 💁 or nah? chillin wit my bro ; suck his dick or nah? 🍆👅💦 tracks showin o… +I don't care if some gays somewhere get married. What I care about is when this begins to affect my children. +I could n't stop laughing at that photo long enough to actually read the article but I imagine it 's more of the same old same old . +"If I can't talk to random strange women, how will I ever date!?" is like "if I can't talk to random strange men, how will I make friends!?" +Be straight up with a girl about what you want don't lead her on to make her feel some type of way then switch up 🙄 +Our journalists watch ISIS burn a man in a cage, and they respond with the same tired cliche about "hijacking the religion" BS! It's #Islam +When you live in a third world country full of gold diggers and still not qualify as a betabux then you will realize that you are subhuman and lost case +well im in town every day and i 've never come accross them. it was probably a group of about five 15 year olds who had been drinking all day and were out on the piss having a laugh. if its an organised group , they do n't sound too smart . +A guy and girl have a conversation after they had sex. Guy: Wow you look like an iceberg Girl: Is it because I’m cool? Guy: No, it’s because I’m the titanic and I’m fucked +When We Say Looks Are Everything Normies Say We're Absurd They seem to completely agree that looks are everything when they're on normie subs conversing with other normies though +I lost everything I prayed for...what that tell u? Everything you think you want ain't always good for you +Rule number two don't trust nobody especially a bitch with a hookers body +What's 12 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death +Scandinavia Leading Example for Father's Rights Parents automatically get 50/50 access to their children in Scandinavia. +Click Here For Video Look at what is happening in sweden .. +I just saw a priest raping a black child! Holy fucking shit +I like my women like I like my coffee. Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade. +You could work with such a passionate intent today that you in... More for Pisces https://t.co/F5yI0AqXpD +To understand ancient Egyptians you should read up on modern Egyptians . +What’s the best thing about being in a long queue and the person in front of you is Indian They’re all one family +u ever regret fucking w somebody who's existence was completely irrelevant before y'all even met +Yes, you 've been talking that way aloud in the public for most of your life . +luke bryan is helping victims of hurricane harvey . turns out , rain is n't such a good thing in excess . +what do kids with cancer and dark humor have in common ? they never get old . +What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape +61' Another goes begging, West tries to do the unselfish thing and set up Ricketts but pass is intercepted +what 's the difference between a mistress and a wife ? pounds . +The reason they want to ban the cross is because it repersents our race and the Christian faith . +How many slaves does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than six, cause my basement is still dark +The language of love... Cachadian And Pakichadian The only two +One of the world's most prominent Jihadi forums just got shut down → http://t.co/9vafK90DOU +My grandfather once told me:"Whenever you hit something with your car and it's still moving, take a stone and end it's suffering". I still feel sorry for the cyclist tho +Not even Misogynist Magnetic Poetry is this cliche. @captain_coook @YesYoureSexist get back to the kitchen, slut. +almost fucked up and screen shotted something on snapchat 😂😂 +Fuck You And Die: An Oral History of Something Awful +@mistersglluest @fosterdadkeith @suddenly_mummy They'd always had teenagers up until our girls. Seems they've just… https://t.co/2edccrT3Z7 +why is Arizona voting now and not in November 2018 midterms? +He blessed you though 🔥🔥🔥RT @_bratch: God knew not to give me an ass bc I wouldn't know how to fucking act +You guys just don't know how mad these people get over some damn food 😂 +Your sons are going to be in love with that land ! +RT @InfidelAlie: Yay for America & Israel... we put in more Jew Hating muslim trash into our government! pathetic & sickening +Just like to take a pause for people thinking there smarter then me today since i know we all know that undermining my workmanship is the future of every American i shall not cry but we shall say good job and good luck and keep wishing for that is all it will be so srry that your butt hurt +How do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head +Whoever hit my fucking car, I will fucking find you. +I am looking forward to the day, which I expect will be real soon, where I can use up some ammunition & make it count big time..Bring it on globalist mixed race pushing mother fckers! +I have to admit I am relieved you're not taking it all the way to becoming female - I think that would have been an adjustment I'd have a great deal of difficulty making. +Sonnen is a faggot +I WANT GENJI TO DEFLECT MY ATTEMPTS TO TALK TO ME AND LEAVE ME TO FUCKING DIE +I am honestly intimidated by 14year olds in 2017😳 I don't even look like that at 22! If had any make up at 14 it was bc my aunty sold Avon +At least they 're trying to legally change the system . +OK. Who wants to go see 50 shades of grey up in Emeryville? (braces self for the onslaught of "NOT A HEALTHY PORTRAYAL OF BDSM") +If their home countries aren’t shitholes then why are they here & why do they not want to go back. +I HATE YOU POE AHH SOUTH FLORIDA NIGGAS .... INSTEAD OF TRYING GET PAID AND MAKE SOMETHING SHAKE FOR YA FAM YOU WANT TO BEEF WITH NIGGAS +Has Don Black or Jamie Kelso announced a PLE in their home town yet ? +CAN YOU LIKE STOP FUCKING THE FLOOR OH MY GOD KIM YUGYEOM +I dont know why they hated me so much All i said was lets make a statue of the guy who killed hitler. +I am not racist.Hell my wife & I are going to have a huge pot of Blackeyed Pea's.A huge pot of mixed greens with salted pork belly strips Corn Bread,Buttermilk & hell some old stored up Colt 45..See we are not racist...For dessert we have chocolate ice cream topped with warm Black Jack Daniels. +.@AdamJosephSport Idk if we've talked about this lately and it probably seems like I'm discrediting Russ now and then, but he's awesome. +There is clearly a (B)-lack of sense going on here Before we know it /r/gaming will ban posts with ps4 in them LOL +I have to tell you a secret, "your a stupid hoe" +You really should do something about your health... +@MANIAC3X @elchavaloko he seems like a weak faggot so probably yea +What do you call it when you hit a kid with cancer? A sick beat +The Grand Palace, Bangkok https://t.co/6sY8jhKVDr #travel #paradise #vacation https://t.co/StzN7j0Ucz +RT @shutuplayla: And you idiots are tweeting Obama for help......the man who dropped 50,000 missiles & bombs on Iraq and Syria every 20 min… +I walk into the bank the other day, I'm already having a bad day, and the teller gives me the look, I know this look. Teller:: What are you? me:: Why? teller:: Well, you look Middle-Eastern, but then I saw your name, and I thought that, that couldn't be right! me:: What makes you think I'm Middle-Eastern - my beard, my scarf, my skin color? Teller:: um... This kind of thing happens to be pretty much every single day, no matter where I (half Mexican) am. +I wonder if i'm looked at as the bad guy here cuz like tf nigga 🤔? i ain't +Ugh, trying to connect with @comcast about sending technician out to change wifi box & their phone tree keeps hanging up on me #fail +Just found out Direct TV will be increasing their bills by $8.00.Hey DT you can shove it #DirectTV +why do nt muslims wear condoms ? because little girls ca n't get pregnant . +I donate sperm as often as I can It's the only way I'll ever pass on my genes +I don't know the choreography to Scared of the Dark so don't go expecting me to jump up for that. #Tweaster +To me and the rest of my commrades on this wonderfull White Day !!! I hope you have loads of fun and be safe !!!! +Hey guys, Just wanted to let you know, inceldom doesnt have to be about self hate and bitterness Am planning on trying to be a better person even though I am an incel. +Using the most accurate metal detector in the world, this afternoon I found some steel cable embedded in a maple tree. +White People stop giving your time and money to those that hate you. +Well you are too your family tree comes from Macedonia also the white part of it anyway . +We didn't expect you - we thought based on your name you were a black male. +I just wanna graduate and get THE FUCK out of here!!! +I went to the dentist recently... My teeth feel more cleansed than 1943 Germany +Person: hi Me: but Robin! Why aren't we talking about Robin? He's so damn talented and Beautiful. His performance as Oswald is amazing, he- +What does a refrigerator and a baby have in common? The fridge doesn’t scream when I pack my meat in it. +incest . it really takes the " y " out of analysis . +-Mommy mommy, did you want to have a girl or a boy? >!-Aw hun, all I wanted was to tie my shoelaces..!< (Touch to reveal spoiler) +dad put me down in the mistress let's just say the seat, the peddles, and steering wheel all need adjusted to my length 😭😂 4ft Probs 🙈 +What's the last thing that went through a 9/11 victims head? His feet +What breaks when you give it to a baby The hips +When you're fingering your girl But then you realize she's 9 and your brother. +There's a black doll at the Dollar Store named Alexis; It's like a ghetto mini me! +what did the mom say when she found out her son died to the alligator ? " see you later alligator " +What do you get when you mix pornography necrophilia August Ames. +At what age did you start to identify as an Incel? +Polls shkw that if the election were held todar...an overwhelming majority of Americans would b very sarprised +What’s the difference between sailors and emo kids? They use the vest differently. +Marching in place Ten deep breaths Skimming the self Glimmer in stream Cease false desire Find true desire +Blackpill on Online dating Went out on a Tinder date with a girl today, she literally have 1000s of messages that she showed to me and pointed out some "creepy guys" that spam messaged her. +"""i'll love you forever"" they said once ""i'm sorry i dont feel anything anymore"" they said 1 month after" +88 im looking for a white power female for talk and to hang out if you would like to hang out or talk pm me i live in austin texas.looking for a wp girl any where near austin .88 +Gucci mane a fucking Sav, no Mf want beef with him +By the way, "No linking to Gawker Media websites" should read Gizmodo Media Group now that Gawker was sold +What do Nike and KKK have in common? They make the Nigga run faster +I don't like short hair on girls. +There's something about people having to do a 4 point turn to fucking park that annoys the hell out of me +So Fucked Up Bout That Haitian Like How Could you do this to me ?????? 😩🇭🇹 +Makes no difference what flag you wave or don't wave,what salutes you salute or don't salute, if you are White & advocate for your interests, your history, your culture, your race, you will be labeled a Nazi, a White supremacist, a bigot & a racist. +Why do Black people call neighborhoods the hood? They can't spell neighbor +I like my women like I like my babies Cold and unmoving +Boys aged just 7 and 9 accused of rape (x-post /r/unitedkingdom) +i love tori more i swear (tho i have to admit i think about wataru more but trust me hes only like my top 15 trust me) +They get some of the same white guilt trip from the private schools . +I have n't been to a gun show in years . +"@DrBenYeezy @Socia1Reluctant @shitbiscuit promises to these #illegals made by law breaking #politicians for ""power and money"" are to blame." +jaysonst: No doubt this is a period of transition. LeBron/Brady have been around over a decade. Young MLB stars ne… https://t.co/t9FstyyMZs +I'm Not Ashamed Of The Gospel You Can Mock Or Ridicule Me That Won't Phase Me Because It's Time We Get Back To #SoulWinning +What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite food? His shoulders. +Fingers bleeding and fucked up from bowling 😫 never again +The rag-heads dont have the numbers to kick off in Ireland yet , but when they do , you will know all about it . +Here are few examples of Gregorian Chant : YouTube - Gregorian Chant Benedictinos YouTube - Notre Dame Gregorian Chants 12/28/06 YouTube - ChantCD St. Thomas Aquinas Seminary - Gregorian Chant +i feel like i get another chance when i rt something and it doesn't let me 😂😂, probably woulda had a bad outcome +Dress like you're gonna see that bitch you hate everyday 💋? +If anyone can tell what happened on this lake ? +what you call a rapist , a drug dealer , and a murderer ? jamal . +The amount of normies in this sub is TOO DAMN HIGH 1200 users viewing Mode pls make it private +Wow, that's so complicated. I bet you really want to get married soon so you can have an easier one! +Going through a bad divorce....what would happen to me if I just disappeared? +Finding it quite amusing to watch broke and brassic lefties who've never worked a day in a real job trying to explain to self-made billionaire President Trump how economics works! +worst week evaa lost my eyelashes curler, ex hmu, got my period && cant get hot cheetos 🤦🏽‍♀️ +People all over the world are having sex right now and we are cursing our lives This shit happens when you are not a male model or don't hook up with a girl when she is still a virgin. +Here this bitch go ... Lol +"daisy just sent me a video of her in a tree that we used to climb at the park in elementary that says ""i love delilah"" carved into it wtf 😅🙃" +Dermal fillers are often a kind of soft tissue designed to enable injection into the skin for purposes of improving appearance. #Wrinkles +Whats black, filled with love, and lots of fatherly advice? +I like my women how I like my cigars 7 years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack. +What do you call a black who runs faster than his master? Shot. +I now only go into the city when i have to and i had to yesterday and I could not belive what has happend in there .I think i must have seen every peice of dirt from every corner of the globe in there it was horrible . +Arguing that these "dreamers" have the right to stay here & benefit off the crimes of their parents bc its "not their fault & they dont know that country so we cant send them back" is like letting the child of a bank robber keep the money bc "its all they have& not their fault" GTFO #BUILDTHEWALL +for all of you > > > > > serbian chetniks with german soldiers during ww2 so stop telling lies that all serbians chetniks was against nazis german soldiers +@Baxlyy Yeah the shitty membrane keyboard the terrible monitor and the mouse that is always oddly sticky +We're putting a case study together. One of the more interesting parts is the routing and display is remotely controlled. +Some wise artist once said "Bitchez aint shit but whores n trickz" +Home sick today, due to having to work thru a tummy flareup yesterday, which means it didn't really *stop* :-/ Now waiting for Dr to call. +Whites get along with Asians much more than they do with blacks or Hispanics . +If I'm incel because I'm sexist then male feminists must be slayers, right? +nobody gave me shit, I worked for everything that I already have and still working towards the things I want. +I wonder if any of those Old Republican Senators are wide awake right now after those long hours yesterday that went towards 2 in the morning passing the Tax Bill +Carolina needs to run clock but not just have Berry go iso with less than eight on the shot clock. He ain’t right tonight. +There can been a sharp increase in black on black violence Mostly due to the increased ten suicide rates.. +What would you call a shooting in a Boston Catholic Church? A mass mass mass shooting. +I called a rape help and advice hotline Apparently it's only for the victims +I dont mean with kids THAT young , you are doing the right thing with them.But an extreme approach works with teenagers +My life is like my girlfriend It doesn’t exist, yet I will claim something is getting fucked in the ass. +World Tour CD9 @CD9 @soyalannavarro @JosDice @soyalonsovillal @freddyleyva @bryanmouque @CD9Panama ฯ +what 's the similarity between a feminist and a broken pen ? both are useless and wo n't work +A CMV on France's Paternity Laws - It's As Bad As It Sounds +@danram70 @Buflo_dolla ....so ur a fag? +Once i was lost and now i'm found And you turn my world around When i need i call your name MAYWARD GratefullyBlessed +When's netflix gonna stop fucking around and add every season of spongebob +For some women, objectifying men is admirable but will have no problem screaming sexist when men do it. +Even in war-torn Syria, anyone can soar... Especially gay people. +liam neeson once found a way to fit his vacuum cleaner , his dishwasher , and his laundromat in a box . he took her to a ski resort . +i live near albany but i could hang out with u if u want we could beat upsome unpure infidels if you would like +"""If you want to end up as titan feces, i won't stop you. But do endangered your comrades!""-Levi Ackerman,Shingeki No Kyojin" +girls i knew from elementary school be rejecting my friends requests edit: they must remember my 5/10 face vividly +Who she Epp? Me! Endless love and prayer my incomparable and irreplaceable DIAMOND. #ReunionIsAllIAskIfPossible +YouTube's office was shot up recently Guess FPSRussia got his videos unfairly demonitized. +Fucking, sucking and cum eating girls film https://t.co/xxJsRWsaUu +(2/2) the amount of Fuel supplied to the Narcissist and not become an emotionless person in the rest of their relationships. +What's long,brown and smells like shit ? The line at the welfare office. +If you sneak dissing & I come to you tryna address the initial issue & you say it ain't nothing... You a bitch +What’s the difference between 100 fat people and 100 9-11 survivors? The day people don’t need a plane to fall 80 stories +Were you ever alright looking and something down the genetic road went wrong? +What’s the best thing to say while shooting up the school with a shotgun? I’m gonna Pump up your kicks +What do you call it when a black mans falls? Niagara Falls +I'm trying to watch Netflix and my coworker keeps fucking talking to me like dude shut up!!!!!! +You often find in life that, things such as Wine, Whisky, Cheese, steak and even Jeans age better with time. But pussy doesn't. You know the old rule. If their on the clock. Give them the cock. +Fucking stupid, I hate Mojo, I hate Gronk. Fuck this stupid shit. #Wrestlemania +What color are Mohammad's eyes? One *blue* left, one *blue* right. +What do white people cook better than black people? Meth... jk other races +What are some key psychological differences between man and woman? +Definitely my dad said in his city growing up only nonwhites were a Chinese family running a Chinese restaurant everyone else was white . +If you listened to MSM you would think blacks are still slaves in America.😂😂😂😂 +Fuck me. Now she's stating her biggest issue is Traffic. Well Fuck me twice, traffic will be a prob if a school/business takes over the site +hate watching guys play the damn game all the damn time 😐 +Don’t treat women like objects Objects have value +My son said he was molested by a pedophile... ...So I'm in jail. +So sick of the way its working , I remember when I was growing up in Winnipeg the little shops were all white runned and owned and would hire people from the community and it was great it helped people and kept streets safe even though me and others would cause some bull * * * * it wasnt anything to how it is now . +Wanna hear a joke about a tumor? Sorry, it's too big. +I got my eyebrows done for the 2nd time today! Lmfaooo it hurts sooo bad. But it's worth it after 😂😍 +Olbermann Retires, According To Social Media Sex Scandal To Blame +When femoids prove the blackpill right time and time again +My first words to her were what any father would say to their own daughter: What were you thinking walking alone like that! +How many straight white males are there in the world? +I am undecided about abortion On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice. +Im disappointed in the lack of mcskillet jokes you'd think they be comin at you faster +Normie gets cucked by his wife and then adopts the baby +If you love Eldritch-esque horror make Sure you check out The Void. holy fuck the creature design is some early John Carpenter shit. +The israeli prime minister says that he thinks this is a part of the growing anti-semitism in europe , but that statement is a part of the growing anti-scandianavism in israel ! +No I havent , none of them are in my area the nearest in over an hour away and the picture if them was posted almost three years ago . +LRT: It's fucking rich when women are delegated the lion's share of housework and then mocked for their prowess at it. +This nigga harden gonna pull up twice and miss bad😂 +A dumb femoid caking her face with makeup and saying "looks don't matter" is like wearing glasses and saying "myopia isn't a thing" to people who can't afford glasses Makeup should be banned. +"Democrats are the real racists" has got to be my favorite cuck line of all time. +I had to order 10 books for my school. But we all just got 10 magazines. +Outraged McDonald's flipped the arches for women's day Good thing it stands for men the rest of the year +"RT @ZTentertainment: #ZTlatest Watch Tattooed @KleioValentien fucked Brunette @GothCharlotte using a toy. ""STRAP-ON ANAL""…" +How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet. +Incest is wincest You dont have to worry about changing your last name +a hooker gave me diabetes . that pussy was too sweet . +When the next Big Bang happens and after it gives life again and the new World is created will everything be in the exact same position like The Pyramids, Statue of Liberty, and The White House +RT @FeihcsiimNot: Antifa are literal fucking autists https://t.co/Ay6tmBaQ72 +After she dragged me into the bedroom and ripped off my clothes, she whispered into my ear, "Give me ten inches and make it hurt." So I stabbed her in the neck and fucked the hole twice. +What's in common between stairs and an ak-47? Both can be used to perform abortions. +pros and cons of your face pros: white nw0 square shaped decent gonial angle/ramus ok eye area cons: lower third too small crooked nose assymetric +What’s the difference between Jews and Santa Claus? The direction they go through the chimney. +Y'all bitches wanna be so different and y'all really so basic😩😩😩 +What’s the difference between Kate Upton and a network of three Rowandian villages children? I’ve never met Kate Upton, let alone given her my AIDS. +Evil dead is silly and campy, the telltale games are dark, serious, and sad. How can this work? +you know something bouta go down when your ex, his best friend, and his new girl add you on Snapchat @ the same time. 😒😂 grow up man +what do you call a retarded jew ? aushwistic +"@catgirl7771 //okay cool// ""That's good..."" shuts his eyes happily and a happy smile was stuck on his face" +all these hoes so familiar 😴😴 #JuiceTweet +Do women think ugly men are more likely to be dangerous to them? +No one is more pathetic than me I'm 35, have never been in a relationship (never even close to one really), never had friends, dropped out of university, no job, spend all day in my parent's basement playing PS4/iPad I can't wait until I get the courage to kill myself +We do need to stop judging each other and get o line for an hour and go do something `` positive '' in our area.Lets talk solution not petty diferences . +Hey u/Newbness, what is your best friends name? Noose, because he always lifts me up when I’m down. +If there's a room/building for LGBTQ on campus why isn't there one for straight people? Isn't that what equality is all about? +RT @soxenrider: I fucking caNNOt after the finale of 13 Reasons Why pls don't ever talk to me again +Family feminism I’m a straight male and I constantly get called a chauvinist pig from the females in my family including my own mother how would I deal with this shit cuz I’m anti feminist not chauvinistic and every time I bring up men’s rights they say I hate women which is bullshit +Looking for @22TCM Bar is open🎼🍺🥃😜 Let's get rowdy😙 +FUCKING HELL WE'RE STOPPING TO GET PIZZA WE'RE ALREADY NOT GETTING HOME UNTIL LIKE 9 BUT NOOO WE GOTTA STOP FOR PIZZA TOO Fucking hell +BC politicians fight to implement frightening convictions against rapists and bastards who throw acid on women! Spare beef hypocrite morons +Still would mind hackson fucking me to this song tbh +i went to the cinema by myself yesterday and i really wanna go again but beauty and the beast isn't on this late +Crakes description of the deaths of his mother, father and uncle is unnerving. Shows that he's heartless, empty or both. @ENGL1102TechnoC +Im testing something. People of color +RUN FAST FRENCH ROYAL CONSPIRACY RAT U DID NOT PAY HACK THE HEAD OFF INTL POLICE AGENT K --- @BarackObama +RT @easy_edd: lifes a bitch +Why is the depressed midget happy? He just realized that he doesn't have to worry about his feet touching the ground. +Tired of these niggas turning females into stuck up bitches +I painted my laptop black hoping it would run faster. Now it doesn't work +Two Things That I Just Can't Respect. A Fuck Nigga And A Lying Ass Bitch!!! +The best thing about being a necrophiliac They won't be disappointed when i unzip my pants +Do you know the secret to good German baking? Jew concentrate +Did Joe Scarborough have anything to do with the death of his intern? +A top poster on CuckTears just made an "incel support subreddit" +what do you call a black man with a baby dick ? you call him a nigger with a baby dick . +Hey mom what happened to sonic Oh well he ran too fast tripped and his face was teared apart on the sidewalk when he was looking for rings +Little Timmy told santa he wanted a little brother. Santa got arrested completing his wish. +Have you heard about some celeb committing suicide named Reese? Witherspoon! No. With a knife. +fuck this fat mexican bitch. +"@HexSorceress ""You like meatballs? I have two you can eat."" ||: Sorry! I had too!! 😂 Too lazy to say it on Roy." +Why is it hard to dump a Japanese girlfriend? Cause you have to drop the bomb on them twice before they understand. +Shower Thought: Telling us to respect women is like telling jewish people to respect the nazis... ...since they literally would prefer we didn't exist based solely on genetics +everybody freaking out about new @TheLastKingdom episode tonight but in my incompetence I just wait for it online with subtitles #sorry +Gender is like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic. +Local-Temp : 26.00 Local-Humidity: 53.90 Remote-Temp : 0.00 Remote-Humidity: 0.00 Time: 455667883 Counter: 0 Sensor: OK IAmArduino. +Twitter is like letting a dog lick peanut butter out of your pussy and he gets overzealous and bites the pussy and won't let go +What do nazis have with their breakfast 100% concentrated orange Jews (no pulp). +Why so much focus on Chad, 1 - 2% of the population when women and cucks are the problem Also these Chad memes legit trigger me and I don't know how to downvote on this sub. +The meat tastes better when it can almost talk and for swears... FUCK +I'm pondering getting Leo a friend. Looking at shelter pics of the most adorable corgi/chihuahua mix right now. omg. omg omg. +<--------- Number of showers you have taken today +It's like faking being humble, but then, in the next breath, being upset that people can disagree with you. Must just be personal agendas. +As far as im concerned as soon as the little half breed is born , it should be tied round her neck and both mother and mulattoe should be flung in the nearest river.Lets see if daddy jumps in to save them ! +BIIIIITCH you know what's gone happen to me if i sit and stare at ppl downtown Fresno for 10 hours?! +Way too far gone Way too blackpill'd to fake it To blend in To pretend to act like a normie No personality or any redeeming quality Too apathetic to care Its over fuck +What does LGBTQ stand for? Let God Burn the Queers +Wow. You speak so quickly and you enunciate your words so well! +If all men and all women were equal, women would be sexually deprived, for they would have no one to be attracted to +Cornhole: The perfect word to describe every motivation every Democrat in history has ever had. +Anti-Male Marriage Legal Climate: Divorce, Alimony, Assets, and Child Support +If you broke up from business, it is worth making up in most cases. Do not miss your true love. #breakup #relationship #ex +Kinda fucked up how it's an option to throw a rock at a Pokémon in the safari zone as a hunting tactic. That's animal abuse @georgebolosky +Did you see the concert in Vegas yesterday? It had a big surprise, people were dying to see it. +OPEN THE GATES The normie ranks will shatter against our glorious incel shield-wall +I just be fucking these bitches these niggas be cuffin these hoes +The Soviets managed to accomplish total usurpation criminalization radicalization and grabbed under KGBists total mob monopolization +What's more fun than sending a baby down a zip-line? Stopping it with a shovel. +I don’t see that he posted any falsehoods. +Off the grid is double speak for not being inserted into the political indoctrination assembly lines that are today 's schools . +I feel sorry for people living in Texas , i live in Australia and i always thought Texas was a basically white exclusive place to live . +MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE ON ARIANA GRANDE'S FUCKING INSTAGRAM STORY I CANT +This Trump/Russia thing is so crazy, even the conservative, kissin his ass WSJ is breaking stories now +Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre +Obesity is just like moods Women are on either end of the scale. +what did the deaf dumb blind orphan with aids get for christmas ? cancer . +i 'd like to give a shout out to amy winehouse . . she 's been drug free for almost five years . +Had to turn the Banging latino music down, it was upsetting my cats-past their bed time. +It's really good to see that the people of Northern Ireland will not tolerate any $ hit or problems from foreigners . +Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can actually finish a race +Why was jesus not born in wales Because he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin +Well as far as I know , the origins of the white race and our sub groups are a big unknown that we have been trying to uncover for a very long time . +"The FUCKING IRONY of a dude who invalidates nb folks claiming ""I've never understood a world of absolutes where things either are/aren't.""" +Heading towards GDC in an hour. I might have japanese kit kats in my purse. Don't mug me, bro. +Pissed tf off nd irritated x100, Lord please watch over me so I don't do anything stupid because I swear the devil is tryin me nd I cant.🙏🙏 +well well well if it isnt ratchet and fucking clank +when i tell you i miss my man, i really fucking miss my man. +Usually when I tell someone to listen to a song. It's cause that song can express what I have to say than I can't. +I was able to sell a lot of vegetables yesterday! Still don't know what to do with the wheel chairs though. +Repeatedly increasing one of the images provided by scientists, UFO was an unidentified flying object. +Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise fucking Hellman +Cockblocked a fetishizer by talking to the women he was trying to serenade with his mediocre guitar skills. I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE JOY +If the UN's intention is to turn every country into a country of refugees by consistently shuffling people around instead of addressing the reason behind the wars that create these refugees, who is the UN really for? +Woke up the next morning like "why in THEE FUCK did i donate my cheese to these skank hoes" 😔 +One way to deal with the vagina brigade Maybe we should start sending them a dick pic in PM everytime they mouth off in one of our threads. +Daily reminder terrorists and women abusers are getting relationships and ugly manlets don't There are women that flee from their contry to couple with isis terrorists, yet good-hearted ugly manlets are rejected when they approach. +of fucking course shikari is in philadelphia when im not:( +Here's my entry for #DirtbagBingo Wolf Blitzer Chuck Schumer Rob Reiner +What do you name a child with no arms or legs? Matt +What do you call coathanger abortions? DIY healthcare. +um what is the name of ur airline ?THE PLANE HAS TWO FUCKING STORIES @tanamongeau +the only thing that stops a bad guy with a truck is a nice guy with a truck +if i don't talk enough something is wrong with me, but when i talk too much nobody hardly ever listens. 🙃🙃🙃🙃 +slow what do u call the stuff between an elephants toes slow natives +i 'm not racist i just have preferences [ removed ] +I am 20 and never had a gf I've just about given up now tbh +X-Post /r/Funny - men have no reproductive rights, lol +twitter is like a box of chocolates you never know what you have til they fucking remove the @ replies +Revolutionary idea: when systems update, don't fucking change the appearance. Add your security all you want. Leave my fucking font alone. +White Person:: So, where did your ancestors come from? Me:: Huh? Oh, um, all over. WP:: When did they come to America? Me:: Oh, well, some of them were, you know, the original Americans. WP:: Oh!!! They came over on the Mayflower? Me:: No, they came on the land bridge. I am mixed race. +And I would add to that one of the distinctive features of malls are the food courts where we can witness Americans and their eating disorders on display . +[Hypothetical] You're given the ability to launch a nuclear warhead, which country/city do you target? +.@NotChrisSmith "Not paid the same in Hollywood"? They each have agents who individually negotiate their deals. You want to pay a flat rate? +why does hillary clinton win the black vote ? because she is a criminal . +Front page of this weeks Folio Weekly ( free , and well-worth the price ) : Cover Story Running Like Crazy A new breed of fun runs with color , glow sticks and zombies leaves purists wondering what s next Jahshawn Marconi , Michelle Krueger , Carley Glasser , Britta Fortson , Madeline Fortson , Marisa Kenyon Zahariadis , Dillon Hawkins , Cody Burton , Sam Costanzo , Marci Gurnow , David Martinson and Sean Nagorny DENNIS HO +"""grabe naman manhid agad ganon?"" wow okay kindly find me another word in Filipino that would encapsulate the inability to feel an earthquake" +So a black guy went on the train And someone said "who's dog is this" +3 rows of #Boushie supporters on one side, several Stanley supporters on the other. Most staring straight ahead. #sask +People may not always tell you how they feel about you, but they will always show you. Pay attention. - Kim Garst #quote +Incels are labeled misogynists again and should swallow the blue pill +Top reason Trump is despised by leftists: He's unapologetically white. +Click the little button that has a head with him speaking next to the `` edit '' button in your post . +You can't tell dad jokes to black kids They won't get it +Yes that game is pretty good its truly 100 % negroid killing action aka mini RAHOWA But i would like to see a expansion set of it ........................ next mission in harlem : laugh that would be perfect then . +It's the end of the semester, gotta pray & help ya shorty finish strong! Motivate babygirl so she can Ace that final.. +"""it's just fiction"" doesn't work when your kinks are fucking offensive" +Change the game on u bitches😎 +[LifeFuel] Bottom of the barrel roastie completely ruined by Chads and Tyrones +a group of t graders was in court and the judge asked them why they had gang raped a muslim woman and videotaped themselves beheading muslim men the leader of the group responds “ the number one rule of the t grade is the golden rule : treat others the way you want to be treated . ” +My arm fucking Hurts, what Do i do in a Hospital waitingroom +I gave a blind guy a handgun And told him it was a hairdryer. +How does Helen Keller say "I love you"? NGGHHHHHHWHWWWWWGHGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! +I would definitely not recommend becoming a teacher in the us the pay is not the greatest . +If one does what roast beef does enough times, one will become as roast beef is It is known. +Gun control is a 3-shot shot group you can cover with a quarter at 50 meters +It is in the nature of Jews to desecrate traditions of all sorts and push our women to make fools of themselves . +Einstein did predict that gravity could bend light, but, so did a lot of other people going all the way back to Newton. +I'd have to say that quite simply he is the greatest human to ever walk on this planet . +quality control . vice executive : we really should stop testing our products on children ? senior executive : if we did n't test our products on these poor kids , how would we truly know if they are fit for purpose , it 's just quality control . vice executive : but sir , we manufacture landmines . +#YesAllWomen know men hate us, and try to carve a life out from what remains when you subtract our daily fear, rage, despair. +1. What’s black on white 2. What’s white on black 1. Black on white is rape 2. White on top of black is a perfect society. +"""He's [Gorsuch] filling Scalia's seat..."" - Andrea Mitchell SCOTUS seats are not assigned to conservatives or liberal justices." +How do you know if an african girl is still a virgin? If she runs faster than her dad. +What kind of pizza did they order in the twin towers? Two planes +its ok sister if you need a help hand you no where to come 88 have a nice White day 88 goldeboy 88 +Reminder that there are 12, 13, 14, and 15 year olds with more experience with sex and dating than you IT'S FUCKING OVER TRY CHALLENGING THIS, CUCKTEARS +I CAN SMELL A WS TITLE‼️LET’S GO STROS‼️#EarnHistory #Game7 +deadmouse killed a child via vehicular manslaughter in [ removed ] +daily reminder that I love taetae, sarsar, mel, momo, vicky, izzy, bts sooooooooooooooooooo much and I'm so grateful to have them in my life +I'm pretty sure commercials are the purest, most vile distillations of the kyriarchy +Pretty sure that @ChrisWarcraft and I can take credit for Beck's comeback. +"Nice guys finish last" is just a euphemism saying that ugly guys get betabuxed at the end and get ruined in a shitty marriage... +My grandad said his girlfriend gives the best blowjobs now she's loosing her teeth....... be a different story when her adult teeth come through... +What do Stephen Hawking and Princess Diana have in common? They both died on four wheels. +I don't think that's true. You're just not the type. +iggy wanna be black so bad. ur a white widow hoe +my aesthetic: having crushes on men who are a) fictional characters b) don't know I exist c) live at least 3,000 miles away +Good r/askmen thread "How are men oppressed in our society?" +9/11 recieves one day of remembrance each year Gay Pride receives a whole month because of how big that tragedy is. +Those who do not keep slaves to clean their toalets will see their children multiply and happily exist in thir own countries . +Awesome day already started with Key Notes!! @trekbin #JDF17 @prafulgadge @salma13391 @SharmaBhawani @abhinavguptas +Nobody Wants To See President Trump vs The Rock In 2020 But The People Does Deserve This Great Epic Rematch Of All Time Wait For It......................... +yo mama your mom sucks dick for the hot meal at the end . i love your mom 's tits even when i 'm fucking he doggie style i can suck her tits . anyone do any better ? +Yeah, uh, @CharlTaylorPage #WomenAgainstFeminism aren't bigots who hate men and don't mind sharing equality w them like you hypocrites. FYI. +Didn't Kylie buy one of her friends a Ferrari just cuz. She stole Chyna's man, yes. But she's paying her child support. Do it for me, Lord +I got a pm from him too that was very strange . +"Margo: smol happy lich girl, optimistic in the face of a decaying world. Likes ""G"" names. Gristle: awkward wight boy, likes making things" +In which r/drama thinks the hooker abuse story is bullshit +England has been Jew infested for centuries and the BBC is the centre of the Marxist propaganda mill . +Jasmine you stupid, you know Karlie messy af! That was your stupid ass telling her your business! #LHHATL +People really just now seeing the video of Shaq playing in Stow HS gymnasium 50 years ago. Damn. You guys are slow. +Why don't Germans take showers? They're not falling for there own tricks +Notice I didn't tweet "bytches".... Bytch is different from bitch.... My logic... And it WERKS... +There is plenty of genetic diversity among white people . +If you are in Catalunya set it to 1936. +M'lady your boyfriend is a jerk. If you were with me you would get a gallon of ice cream everyday. +RT @ThatGuyTmoney: Her: You must be retarded if you think we fucking Me: https://t.co/WexXJuRJfu +what do you call a black guy crossing the road ? points . +Although they do appear trashy and promote race mixing , the two head figures in the band are white , are married and do have a white child . +We get distracted by Antifa violence We need to look at motive Who is directing them? +What’s the difference between a dishwasher and a woman? You don’t rape the dishwasher after it does the dishes. +Also - I'm thinking that another SJW party may be happening soon. Perhaps after GDC? +I got a black guy in my family tree Apparently he is still hanging there +We need to focus on winning ground or degrees in mainstream State Universities . +Fucking mint when I've lost all my photos for textiles 👌 +all my boyfriend talks about is getting married but im all like you have to propose in order to get married lmao.. #whatevertho +@WyattNuckels *thought retard +Feile Div 2 semi final @Fingallians vs @nbarrog in Erins Isle at 4pm. Come on over and support #firógdeargabú +After school and summer camp registrations are open but filling up FAST! Have you saved your spot yet? +Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate. +I could of sworn this Nigga already started baking the chicken 😒 I'm pissed +Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out +Why was Jesus stripped of his garments? He was going to be nailed right after +If you're new and on orientation, don't open up the doors on my truck and start pummeling me with questions. It's too early for that shit. +We're all very different people with very different backstories and purposes, but we respect each other. @Spacekatgal @TheQuinnspiracy +Can anybody tell some dark jokes that disparage, ridicule, mock, and stereotype people for their opinions? Jokes that ridicule people for their opinions are the funniest types of jokes imaginable. Can you give me some? +"Girls that I dated, its okay I ain't mad yo, unless you stabbed me in the heart, no love hoe" +Gentiles will rise up Just like we have before now Retake what is ours +#TRUMP WHITE HOUSE Weighing Plans for Private Spies to Counter 'Deep State' Enemies - The Intercept hotpagenews.com/r/196000 +Yes ashanti's old music was just played on radio stations! But we still want new music from Ashanti @Love_5hack +So yesterday, my dad caught me having sex with my sister. 2 Hours later, my mom caught all of us. +Holy shit! #IntoTheBadlands is fucking brutal!!! 😃 +Good thing there are the zionist police to keep me from coming and taking everything you have earned with your arrogance . +Trying to get organized. Sitting and listening to police sirens, to noises in the hallway. Just sitting there, being quiet. +Stop tucking your hair into your hat, you'll attract a lot of lesbians that will want to be your girlfriend. +What was the most important question at Auschwitz? Upper and lower heat or convection. +Matthew 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. +Speedin' down the backstreet I'm tryna get you in my backseat Girl I want you to ride with me Baby ride on me +What's a black persons least favorite dance move? The whip +I'm not sexist but Mary Tyler Moore >> Rhoda +A 13 1/2 hour working day when your hanging out just ain't the one... I'm fucked me +I'm interested in knowing if they 're slavic people or are they arabs claiming to be Ukrainian or other minorities using the title of Ukrainians ? 2508 +Why don’t Jews believe Jesus was the Messiah? Do you know how many extra pages the New Testament would cost? +Society Is it just me or do companies and people constantly do things with research when it comes to feminism for example the pink tax +>tfw you have a different translation in your hard copy from the one being read on audiobook +RT @ForeignGAWDESS: A relationship is for 2 👫 . . but you know some of you hoes don't know how to count ✋😒 +Because they are not the nationalists of the 30s and 40s many of them were Doctors Scientists Anthropologists-Not Chavs . +breh it's a polygamist town in arizona if u wanna have bitches on deck move there +whats the difference between an ugly indian guy and an ugly black guy ? the indians are incels and the blacks are in cells +The Australian Defence Force imposes 'man ban' & will only recruit females to increase diversity. +You can't play me for a fool my niggah +Am i volcel if I don't date fat young landwhales from tinder? +Cheating isnt about good women and hoes.. Simply about an alternate nut.. RT @whoelsebutkey: Niggas cheat on good women everyday, B. +If there's one thing you can count on from Persona, it's the music. The vocal songs do not disappoint so far. +5 Things You Should Know Before Putting Your Pet To Sleep: https://t.co/OrX0jzxz7i #petlover #pets https://t.co/UeeTLE2fDA +Crangrape > good pussy +why do hospitals have air conditioning? to keep the vegetables cool and fresh +Racist attack by blacks on a young white girl in France . +Hey, Twitter, @Grasspunch is probably a rapist. If you google his handle you can also see he's a white stoner gamer. SHOCKING +I make the blogs with ya bitch cause I'm ruthless 💪🏽 +What doesn’t belong a black man a Christmas ornament and a Christmas star That’s right you don’t hang the Christmas star +I would be A withered leaf Carried upon A gale of sin Having called And called again Falling Fallen Mortal man Finds You Our eternal friend Dying for This windswept world Loving us Unto its end And through The shadowy veil Of death Awakening In rising light Imbued with faith And living breath +If I had a dollar for everytime someone confused @theblockbot with @ggautoblocker, i could pay for blizzcon. +👉 Illegally in the country after 5 deportations 👉 7 time CONVICTED FELON 👉 Possesses a STOLEN gun 👉 Shoots into a crowd of people 👉 Someone (Kate Steinle) dies 👉 NOT GUILTY probably released back onto streets of sanctuary SF 👉 Lawless California Illegals over Citizens 👉 Kick CA out of USA +if you notice me start to act different or distant.. it's bc i peeped something you did or i notice a difference in how you act & ian fw it. +Never buy one of those terrible cheap cars made in Nazi Germany they all don't have bloody ashtrays! What's wrong with them?! +What is the hardest parts of a vegetable to eat? The glock and the low hanging jeans. +president Carrot Top Has taken us to war 🤦🏽‍♀️it hasn't even been 100 days... they have Chemical Weapons... Lordt +Oh wait? What's that I hear? A child in distress? Well, they don't call me Pedo-SexOffender Bob for nothing! +"4-1, you fucking twat""@messi10stats: On this day in 2010, Messi scored 4 goals against Arsenal as Barça defeated them 4-0 What a performance" +ANNOUNCEMENT: Karen Straughan (girlwriteswhat) AMA: Friday May 29th, 2015 at 11am EST/9AM MST : TheRedPill +How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy +What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids +Someone start a petition to make s*hole the word of the year 😂😂😂 +Take yo bitch on a dinner date then I paint her face +Going to St. Lucia tomorrow. Hopefully Trump doesn't decide to bomb the world's only drive-thru volcano +What did the nazi say when running over a Jew I guess he did Nazi that one coming +Bigots fail to realize that normative pressure has nothing to do with the First Amendment. +waaaaay too many niggas comfortable wit dressing up like ugly bitches for IG likes an re-posts.... +Never put nothin pass these hoes cause all of these hoes straight ratchet +How do you explain China , a totally government owned and controlled communistic nation , yet it wastes the world 's resources on junk and building empty cities ? +Don't worry guys, civil conflict in Spain usually precedes long periods of global stability. +I spilled half a bag of milk on myself at work. Today has won. I have lost. I'll be in bed if you need me. Don't need me ✌🏼 +Ive been to half a dozen prostitutes but I still have strong anxiety when I see women Whys this? +Airports are my least favorite places, and the only places where CNN is not mercilessly and rightfully ridiculed. +My mother came up to me and said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?" I said, "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" With a surprised look she said, "Ok, let me bathe first." +arkansas dishwasher thas when ya just chuck yer feedin ' bowl'n spoon inter the toilet , pee on 'em fer some detergent action , and give ' er some flushes ! ya see , them thangs is heavier than yer poop , so they ai n't git flushed inta the creek , like yer poop does ! wait'll i show cletis n'his kin ! ya do n't need that store bought'n soap neither ! +Why was the Jew black They left him in the oven too long +Wind 2.0 mph SW. Barometer 1009.28 mb, Steady. Temperature 12.6 °C. Rain today 105.0 mm. Humidity 78% +What does Jesus Christ say when he is pissed off? ME! +"again..."" He spoke softly, wiping the tears away so his love and children don't see him like this. It's fine. It's just the (41/42)" +April fools When its april 2nd and your girlfriend is still pregnant +#theunagency's Oscar moment on the unusual stage @s_yesudas, MD inspiring entrepreneurs #purpose #never #fails… https://t.co/d86wVYkIV7 +nct babies are so cute???? omg nct bias winwin is freaking adorable WINWIN: let's prettily, 'to world' will be looking forward to you guys~! +@realDonaldTrump How many elderly people could receive Meals On Wheels...Ivanka Trump shows off her blonde hair aft… https://t.co/w7B4uVFcBZ +What did Tonto call the Lone Ranger when he got cancer? Chemotherapy. +they told me I would miss my family but I never miss at close range +Indeed, I have n't seen or heard machines raping or robbing people in the streets of Stockholm yet , non-european immigrants however ... +My friend told me he ate 5 guys yesterday I told him I ate 6 and suddenly he won't talk to me anymore +What’s the difference between my T.V remote and a black person? The T.V remote starts working after I fucking hit it. +“@dlogue22: Asians have short beds, my feet are hanging off the edge of the bed 😂” cuddle me bitch I'm right beside you +Just made an account today, tried to have a discussion on male sexuality, and I'm banned from SRS... +i am a 16yr old irish male dont worry lads i ll make sure ireland stays white and i hope i can count on help from my stormfront brothers around the world ???? 2508 +Reading the ut sexual assault case takes me back 2 college.I'll never forget D Walk would say dont run trains on them hoes.Straight Trouble +My friends think it's hilarious to keep making fun of me.. But jokes on them, I'm not the one who will be living with the burden of knowing that they cause a suicide. +What is better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out. +I'm looking for any white females in the fort hood area to talk to . +what 's the only positive thing about africa ? the hiv . +What is the difference between George Bush and the person responsible for 9/11? The spelling +Recipe for vampire tea The same as regular tea, but substituting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon. +how tf yall get kissed so fucking often, i get kissed once every 5 months +I want everyone better than me to die And that is everybody on earth +I can picture the headlines on Detroit is Crap . +"RT @s8n: Hate when people say ""not today Satan"". Fuck you. Yes, today." +I saw a short video of a couple seconds of it on FOX but it was they did not mention race . +So Wale put fish and grits with Travis Scott on his new album.. like the song didn't leak on the fake Travis album last year 😂 +difference between a Ferrari and a boner for dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari right now +I was going down on my grandma today. And I thought I tasted horse semen. And then I thought... maybe that's how she died. +This sub being private has been hilarious If only for the fact that incel tears is just being drowned in incel posts as a result of it. +The prophet Mohammed also had people murdered for criticizing him. So the Paris murders were very much a part of the real #Islam +Which song would it be the victory theme for ethiopia It's raining,men +Who are the worst type of women Jewish because they’ll never cook by the oven +Sorry but #JessieJ on #thevoiceau is being a real cunt. You're not all that. +It's people like this that are the face that represents the filth of Islam . +Dad??? Did the new “night” mode make this sub realize it was black and leave like a new dad going to buy some Kools? +Cheers for fucking everything up Spurs ya fucking whoppers +How to be an open-minded pedo buy your bitch some pampers +Fury eats my hair She attacks me in the night Cats are such assholes +I am looking for a website that will sell and deliver flags to Ireland . +what 's the rarest thing in the world ? a white prisoner . +.@MarkusLenz15 @NotChrisSmith When was she good? I confuse her and ten other women, which is why their pay is lower BTW. Supply vs. Demand. +Well, she's Puerto Rican, but she doesn't come off as Latina. She comes off more, like, business, you know? +Kids with cancer are the worst It's like they don't even care about no shave November +How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris from Germany Unknown. We have a lower bound but don’t know exactly where it is. +She is off this week from school for thanksgiving and my other kids had school still for 2 days so she went with me to school.On way back was explaining to her my side and her mothers side of our heritage and explaining to her where the different countries were and told her we can get a map of Europe and she can color in the countries we are from . +What's the difference between cocaine and 8 year olds? Nothing, I cut them both to get my fix. +More fibrofog symptoms: impaired speed of performance, inability to multi-task, cognitive overload, and diminished attention span. +What do you call a white guy with a big dick? Michael Jackson. +i was watching my daughter 's soccer game , and there 's already a wrist injury . i should be okay in a few days though +You're a lesbian? Why? You're so pretty you could have any man you want? +RT @falIngforlou: i fucking nut everytime i hear louis' voice +TRP may be dumb most of the time, but damn to they nail it on why females are so awful +Killing yourself How close have you other incels came to killing yourself? +JUST IN: AT&T announces it will “pay a special $1,000 bonus to more than 200,000 AT&T U.S. employees” due to tax reform passage and will also increase US capital spending by $1 billion - CNBC +newtgingrich on athletes kneeling: "If you're a multi-millionaire who feels oppressed, you need a therapist not a publicity stunt." +I don't know who Jon Cooper is in world...but I hope he steps in dog shit +why are seagulls mexican ? they steal , and they shit on our country . +Oh, yes they will skin us alive if given the chance . +Man nearly runs over my mom in a store and starts snapping at her for putting her arms out to protect herself. Man:: The problem with you immigrants is that you think you can do whatever you want. Mom:: How do you know I'm an immigrant? Man:: Take a look in a mirror. +A thought for the day: “Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.” — George Bernard Shaw +Anybody on here ever tried DMT I would love to see what kind of high it would produce +Jet lag made me wake up at 6:55 am today!! I would like to think this will last but I'm 100% sure I'll go back to my 2 am bedtime tonight. +What would be the best music to listen to while fucking? Jizz music +What’s the worst part about buying a gun? The fact that you’re only gonna use it once. +"RT @kaneens: ""it is said that francis was a frail dwarf with undescended testicles"" darnley i fucking hate you, stupid bastard" +WTF is wrong with u allowing your children to have non white friends ? +New rule to add to the sidebar: Anyone who uses the term "Nice Guy" in an ironic sense gets banned. +heil sisters and brothers lit see if this makes it I do n't care about looks I 'm a happy puppy if you are WHITE PRIDE thin you are right. if you are skin or kkkk or A.N or what ever you are We are family in this war for are gods and race stand tall and be proud to be a ARYAN 88 Goldenboy 88 +Thanks @Skhomo23 for the hospitality and @Motso187 for the company. Unfortunately it was not a good night for us @Masandawana +I fell asleep on the couch with a blue tongue skink on my chest one night and awoke to him biting my neck , I guess my Adam 's apple set off a feeding response . +prayers up to my Polish brother who is pretending to be hurt after he got his shit stuffed then crumpled to the floor in mock pain +I hope so , but I would still like to thank you Day of Vengeance for bringing up to my attention the issue mentioned above Thank you for caring Day of Vengeance . +Don’t get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die sooner +Incels get fucked in the ass Time to start pitching for the other team tbh +I dont know Birmingham but generally the best places to go for a haircut are up market and more importantly old fashioned hotels . +1/2 I understand a proposed amendment to the Constitution—which amendment, however, I have not seen—has passed Congress, to the effect that the Federal Government shall never interfere with the domestic institutions of the States, including that of persons held to service ... +She was ridiculed for years for her invention. People thought wipers would be distracting on personal automobiles. +what did the armless man say to the police after caught stealing ? do n't shoot i am unarmed +REMINDER: You will NEVER know what it feels like to have a girl fall asleep with her head on your chest, feeling safe and happy in your arms Pass the rope boyos. +The radical feminists have a new sub they use to attack men's safety +I hope it closes and reopens as a dildo shop +I met a girl at the gym today who said she wanted to get fit like me I told her to try skipping , she said what skipping like the boxers do? I said no try skipping a few meals you fat cunt. +It's interesting how dogs from different countries make different sounds... For instance an American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle. +Maybe I should put together a press kit. What is a press kit? How do I build one? +COME ON NAOMI FUCK ME UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SDLIVE +MALE OPINION PRESENTED AS FACT ALERT @snwojcik Call me sexist, but there has never been a funny woman stand up comedian +How could you relate when you ain't never been great and rely on rap money to keep food upon your plates nigga? +what did joe rogan say about the rapist who hog tied a woman ? " and now he is about to perform a ground and pound ! " +My dad said we were having Ethiopian food for dinner So he gave me a beating and sent me to bed +How much longer are we going to wait for them to take care of themselves ? +[Repost] I wanted to shoot up my school but, my mom said "no" Which is part of the reason why I am no longer homeschooled. +Kind hearted woman would DEFINITIVELY hang out with and even DATE an incel +Only niggah on my TL so getting off now +Why was Hitler able to conquer Poland so fast? He told his soldiers to walk in backwards so the polacks would think they were leaving! +I lost someone that didn't give a shit about me but you lost someone that adored you so who really lost +If God turned you into a female right now, where you're on the exact same level of attractiveness intelligence personality etc but you're female, and theres no turning back, how do you think you would feel? +@raveyote @Juanldwfa This is true, yes, but that roominess is also at the expense of efficiency per passenger per nautical mile. +#vwsn_PhoenixMiddle 2017-04-07 16:30:00 temperature, count=60, low=7.49 C, average=7.74+/-0.09 C, high=7.85 C +Being incel in the nineties... People say the incel problem was not so big in the nineties and I have to agree but eventhough I went out almost every weekend I still had no results despite no social media. +Welcome to my Irish brothers I hope your posts on Irish politics are accepted here ; Ireland is a country I would like to learn more about . +What do you do after fucking the tightest pussy in the world? Pull up the diaper. +IS THERE A MAKE VERSION OF POKER FACE CUZ ITS PLAYING ALMOST EVERYWHERE & WHY IS IT NOT OUT YET??? +I failed my biology test today. The teacher asked me 'What do you find in cells most often?' Apparently 'Black people' isnt an answer! +If a fat whore dies in Charlottesville and there's no Antifa around... ...does anyone care? +I have a goatee its clean and short but I used to have a long beard but got sick of it pretty fast +If Life was a video game, America fixed a major bug in it. In 2016 they released a patch that made sure slaves can't become presidents. +science flies you to the moon . religion on the other hand . that flies you into skyscrapers . +I'd be happy to get an adult, but leo wouldn't adjust well. He thinks he is dominant to everything. Can't have a big dog, he gets protective +these two a days are fucking killing me, I can't feel my legs,arms, i feel like I'm legit gonna die +Name of Spanish gal "raped" in Dublin about to be outed? +This should be passed to the left too , who have been victims of ADL tactics including theft of police files , smearing , and illegal spying . +Marrying your kid off to some rich jewish East Coast family is swampwhites' contemporary equivalent to nobilitation. +What do you call a group of monkeys? A gang +"RT @NotKamara: I would be mad if a ""friend"" put my business on the internet. Bitch I don't even put my business on the internet." +We've had a couple of similar cases in Finland , when a nig purposefully tried to give dozens of Finnish women hiv/aids . +You still in that dirty ass TS piece .. & Pap still fuckin that BX beast !!!! +"@NotThatBarnes --could be fun. ""Alright, what would you like to do? Have you ate yet?"" He raises an eyebrow." +Update: idk if I fucked it up but if I did, thank God 😂 +if you are very ugly obese female or trans female that can't find a date , i am here for you will literally date anyone please +Nigel Farage raping new world order crybaby pieces of shit one day @ a time good work. +.@tim_geelen @eaballesty Not true. Feminism is also about getting free stuff and using benevolent sexism/chivalry to their advantage. +What's similar between a bible and a penis Both of them are showed down your throat by a priest +@egdolanx #weloveyougrayson @GraysonDolan enjoy him playing piano beautifully https://t.co/TtHQJ1XckX +Somebody set off a bot in the community that's pouring in jokes with the title as the punchline. Click on the profiles and they have about one post. The jokes are normie and unfunny and obviously stolen from a website. So annoying. +FT: Liverpool 3-1 Everton; ⚽: Mane, Coutinho & Origi; Pennington 🅰️: Firmino, Lucas & Coutinho; Williams The derby didn’t disappoint! #FT +The bosses have been on vacation. Even though he's been here at his desk, pretty sure my coworker's been on vacation for the last 3 days too +"""Our jobs are our precious gifts from god. So we've got to do our best. I'm sure that someday you'll find your job, too."" - Sister Athena" +Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls ... And a truck load of babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. +If anyone did or is going too Join a group like the order , In my opinion .... Silence is golden , and keep your mouth shut and your eyes wide open. : hide +Love only grows by sharing. You can only have more for yourself by giving it away to others. MAYWARD GratefullyBlessed +few clouds -> clear sky temperature down 24°C -> 19°C humidity up 22% -> 42% wind 7kmh -> 5kmh +My main worry is getting back without crashing from drivers fatigue. Shits a 3 hour drive. Plus it's a 10 mile hike to get to the fall. +I Like My Women Like I Like My Ships Tied to the dock with plenty of room for cargo +@BigCountry_11 😂 idk why I'm just now seeing this but it tickled me too much! And she deserves all the pain of 1000 legos. If not more.. +it's not just about money though....im jealous of good looking people , people who are famous or special in some way, peolle who have their dream careers I don't have any of that and i never will +What's the straightest part of a redneck? Their family tree +31st Dec 1695 the window tax was imposed evidence of which you can see to this day with bricked up windows in some older buildings. +Since I got to the desert I've stopped drinking and you'd be surprised how much better your body feels within just a few days 😳 +We're sorry for the inconvenience, our website is currently unavailable. We are working to resolve the issue. +The people I feel most sorry for in America are white men. They can't do or say ANYTHING without someone getting upset. +how do you teach sex-ed? Choose a "volunteer" from the class. +do you want to know why isis and it 's sand niggers chose paris ? the isis advance scouts , tasked with finding the easiest places to attack had n't been having much luck . germany on high alert , romania not worth attacking , and so on . they eventually made their way to paris . while they were walking around , and one of them saw a restaurant called " cafe a la fontaine " . he then exclaimed , " i 've found it ! we only have to bring the akbar ! " +I just posted something on Facebook.... just to see how many idiots there are who don't understand sarcasm... +You're no way near about that life bitch lmao +Niggas will tell you str8 up they don't want a relationship yet will flip the second you say you going to smoke w/ ya homie lol foh bruh 😂😂😂 +When asked by the judge why he did it the pedophile replied It feels so wrong, but it’s so tight +.@11twiggins So you oppose equal gender rights, do you? +those people who say that they wanna kill themselves but dont mean it to them i say go kill yourself +How do you make a suicidal person happy? Tell them ISIS is recruiting +Sometimes we just have to feel sorry for the wrongs of our ancestors or else we continue to mess up like they did . +What is the biggest cause of the Pedophilie in the United States ? Sexy kids. +What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew The bullet leaves the chamber. +What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts came back from their camps. +Oil India Limited Recruitment – Security Officer, Accounts Officer, Geologist & Various (08 Vacancies) – Last Date… https://t.co/HMZh3MWcZ2 +play this at my fucking funeral 👅 https://t.co/jj5QqPHRKr +I'm sure the victims in the hospital are getting a lecture about tolerance and how their white privilege and racist ways means they deserve it. +#DayAndNight by @GHReaLMc prod by @drraybeat drops at 10:00am today the 7th of April. Share to reach the masses. +Which makes total sense and I don't blame them, but right now it's inconveniencing me, and that simply won't do. +Saw the most ironic & hypocritical posts on Facebook about 13 Reasons from bullies that I went to school with. The irony, I tell ya. +Wow Meyers Leonard actually played good defense on Harden. He ripped Harden but Frauden gets those calls. +J'aime une vidéo @YouTube de @gcngamingsins - GamingSins: Everything Wrong with The Walking Dead: A New Frontier Ep. 1 & 2 - The Ties that +Why Do People Always Make Fun of Cripples? Because they can't stand up for themselves. +Trollxchromosomes: underpayment,assasault,child marriage and education ARE WOMEN ONLY PROBLEMS. +What's the hardest part about fucking a vegetable? Getting her fat ass back in the wheel chair. +GUYS WITH ONE BALL I love how people talk about one ball like it's a bad thing. It's like, we've all seen them, ladies. The less balls the better. How about no balls? +I guess paedophiles are bad people and all... But at least they slow down at school zones... +Imagine if horoscopes weren't fake as fucking sin. +What did god say to Africa when Africa said “I’m hungry”? “Hi hungry I’m dad” +RT @SecularBloke: If you ever use a word that ends in “splaining”, you’re a fucking insufferable twat. Fact +What's black white and red all over An emo kid cutting himself. +There's no one-size-fits-all answer for online harassment. But we're in this for the long haul. We've got ideas. We will help. +And I got a Minah photocard-- But. Why. Do. I. Always. Minah. EVERYTIME. I want yura but get Minah, it must be a sign. +"@AmericanAir AA thanks for the update of ""still can't find flight crew"" Thanks for allowing me to miss my parade. THE WORST!!!" +Get robbed, the police don't care Get mugged, the police don't care Get raped, the police don't care Say something offensive to some over-sensitive mentally deficient asshole - Get Jailed Speak the truth, spend years in exile in an embassy while the useless police sit outside +Wanted to eat her pussy from the back but she's sleep...smh +I have just posted this joke And people are dying already all around the world. +Asians are such bad drivers I’m starting to think pearl harbour was an accident +What is worse , is the fact that they are allowed to bring their violent chaos to our beloved homelands , and contaminate the minds of our children ! +I want to know what love is And I want you to show me. +BBC Breaking News – 13/11/15 Paris Terror Attacks part 1 (9pm to 9:15pm) https://t.co/XU8mWNqkrY https://t.co/BK4bQzTOem +My dick is too long , so ... I don't have to wait for 9 months. +I was having sex with this girl She was on all four while i pull her hair I couldnt understand what “woof” and “arf” means though +FCD has the tendency to park the bus in big games in the road. If they do that tonight there's no doubt in my mind they will lose. +That's very true because they would lose a one on one fight almost every time . +All they talk about is stupid Islamic shit I don't want to know or their ugly kids +Why black people cannot go diving They just hang +What happens when you stab a baby in the head An erection and a place to put it +what really brings out the kid in me? a coat hanger abortion +What’s the useless part of skin at the end of a penis called? A woman +Federal Judge Delivers Embarrassing Blow To Trump – Upholds Obama Law https://t.co/aSNQahoZRC via @Bipartisan Report +#PictureAWorldWhere Apes have taken over the planet and ride around on horses all the while enslaving the humans.........oh wait... +Work out hoe http://t.co/zOLMGuj5HK +Looking up used games; both the morons that sell account-locked games (like MMOs) and the stores that re-sell them can fuck themselves. +You deserve to be lonely because you're ugly Deep down normies know this is true +I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. +I wouldn't last in prison... Them bitches would eat me alive... +How many of you here also hang out on /r9k/ Do you guys also hang out on 4 Chan or just here +Hoes gone be hoes. #DontBeMad +I knew a girl in school who went out with one . +Substitute teacher:: (in reference to my surname) Is that Japanese? Me:: No, it's Nigerian. Sub:: Isn't that in Africa? Me:: Yes. Sub:: But you're too cute to be African! I was in Pre-K, and she had just taken attendance. +Why did the jews start running away from german soldiers during World War II? Because they did NAZI that coming! +It is possible to get BA done under the NHS. I know of 3 people that have had it done, myself included. [...] I would expect the fact that you'd been suicidal and ended up in A&E as a result of your feelings about your breasts that you'd have a good case for it being funded. +Telemarketing and attempted rape are the same thing They both tried to shove something you didn’t want down your throat. +It is interesting how different countries have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle. +Please don't do the water thing, it adds bacteria. +ain no lil bitch 😭 my bark just as bad as my bite tf 💪🔥 +Daily reminder that 96% of the population has lost their virginity by 25 We're failures. +Fellow incels, word of advice, dont waste your time arguing with non-incels who are brigading this place its a fruitless en-devour brothers. +Also want to point out that I do understand that requiring biology to prove a behavior “scientifically real” can be perceived as implying that people with the behavior are abnormal/damaged/malfunctioning. So yeah, not great. Assuming being “transrace” for a wholly social reason is possible - would you then say that it is fair for a person to criticize that stance as one would criticize any disagreeable-to-them aspect of a person’s chosen lifestyle? +what did jesus do when he got to the holiday inn ? he threw some nails down on the counter and asked , “ can you put me up for the night ? ” +Remember that fear is there to guide you, not cripple you. +Hi my name is Chris I 'm 35 looking for white ladies to go on dates with that are devoted to one man . +Sick of being treated like a fucking doormat by everyone +Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy... Now you're dead too. *ugh* +Oh... Sadio Mane is seriously injured? Oh dear. It would be terrible.... if.... someone sang a song about it!!! 👀👀👀😂😂 +Bourbon Street is closed from Dumaine to Orleans and St. Ann is closed from Dauphine to Royal due to police activity. @wdsu +You're so weird [insert my name here]! You're the only other girl I know that likes video games! +Everyone knows they're called Easter eggs, whether it's on a fucking poster or not. +what is the most expensive haircut ? chemotherapy . +Take it slow then gradual , hell make them watch MTV for a few hours it 's the same thing as animal planet. and just gradually introduce them to your views . +This is incredibly petty and the whole place is pretty much clickbait-only. +nero walks into a room emperor nero walks into a room full of christians . he asks : ' is this the candle shop ? ' +we adopted a little boy from somalia we want him to feel like at home , so he gets no food . +In response to recent events i quit r/incels everyone i knew from here is gone everyone here is new , you may as well call this sub r/redpill or r/mgtow , there was a time where this sub literally had great minds discussing between each other , now this sub is between your hands bluepilled copers , take care. +Im in so much pain And no one to help me +You should be locked up, you sociopath. @ninjaphi To prove I'm not sexist, I'm going to punch a women in her face +Need to find a city just like Norco before all the idiots grew up and move there, or the lost woods 🙃 +"Lmao everyone gonna choose anime it's not a vote it's ""anime vs reality"" something funny idk why y'all quoting and getting mad or whatever 😂" +Why did the black chicken cross the road? To run from the cops. +Why is it a bad idea to walk around Africa at night? You might get mugged by a ghost +The tone of voice is actually a lot like icelandic or old norse . +What's a Black dinosaur called? A Tyroneosaurus. +Whoever gets me a iced caramel macchiato from Starbucks and balloons for my bday will be real as fuck +I don't think of war with Russia or China is of anyone's mutual interest +Some gyal nuh know bath pon dem nuh know Ariel dem nuh know bout spring time lol wash.. Hot Gyal… https://t.co/hpinCYltTV +Victim blaming in action - first person perspective of a man assaulted by a drunk woman yet everyone putting the blame on him. +Sprint fucked Up when they told me I could change #s 3 times +I don't know why I just stopped working or watch Mouallem tell the world that they have too much morales to gas people. +When they refuse to convert to Islam they will learn at the end . +Dear god, send me a mother fucker with a fucking personality for Christ's sake +How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? Pfffff silly question, feminists can’t change anything. +what is inches long , purple , and makes ladies scream ? sids +People always ask me where I stand on abortions The head. +If she a hoe I'm a hoe. +What’s Hitler’s favourite drink? Gassed Juice +I don't even read this subreddit, but this pissed me off. +My side fucking huuurrrtttssss. Mom says its my kidney. WebMD says im dying. #YOLO +twox whores with "social anxiety" "uggghhhhhh my bf and orbitors are, like, totally unsupportive!!" +Are there any anticircumcision/restoration organizations in CA, or online that accept volunteers? +This should be the official theme song of the Hollywood #metoo movement Fucked My Way Up to the Top by Lana Del Rey +Only white people use the word cunt. Todd really is taking over +if women are supposed to be equal to men why ca n't they put the toilet seat back up when they 're done ? am i right guys ? +It's hard being around people who aren't actively trying to fight their own oppressive behaviors. Find your people to keep you calm. +I tend to think that my sense of humour is so dark It doesn't pay child support +DACA means more INVADERS IN our country and more will FLOOD in +I dont yell at members for asking questions and the answer is we do have many other candidates going to run . +What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog. +Why was the 3 year old African child crying? He was going through a mid-life crisis. +Daily reminder no one cares about your virginity as much as you do +You're going to take THAT home tonight? +Do you always eat lunch on the roof, senpai? I-I’d love to join you but I’m not very good with heights… m-maybe another time? +Today I Learned... Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm', so technically this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, we're all being raped by trees. +"Whether it's the "" wtf you doing , are you serious "" footsteps or the "" I want some of whatever you got "" footsteps" +what 's the difference between cancer jokes and kids with cancer ? cancer jokes get old after awhile . +"if you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn’t love another.""" +#ThankyouTaker ; can't believe it. Seems like yesterday when he made his debut. Met him when I was 8. Lifetime memory. +I don't know what's worse: the Yooka-Laylee rap or the people in the comment section whining about JonTron. It's so goddamn pathetic. +Is one person's fun, another person's reason for wanting to slap the hell out of you LOL +ralphie may just died i guess the devil has something new to torture the sinners with . +Oh yeah! Especially Winston niccas lmao RT @LolaHas_ARRIVED: @VonshayeB @SpaceJam_Teeg think I wont lol. These 336 niggas +I think I've officially lost faith... it's sad but I would NEVER treat someone that I love this way. +Remember, these same "Trump conservatives" who get all goofy calling you "Nazi" and saying you're a socialist liberal if you're pro-White are the same people who said George W. Bush was the best man for the job. +“All learning is ultimately self-learning.” ― Milton Friedman +a worldwide survey was conducted by the un . a worldwide survey was conducted by the un . the only question asked was : " would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ? " the survey was a huge failure . in africa they did n't know what " food " meant . in eastern europe they did n't know what " honest " meant . in western europe they did n't know what " shortage " meant . in china they did n't know what " opinion " meant . in the middle east they did n't know what " solution " meant . in south america they did n't know what " please " meant . and in the usa they did n't know what " the rest of the world " meant . +"Please beat me ""Parole"" by @cm_calebin X @alhajitekno The Early Morning Show - #AfterDarkkWithChrisDrazor - NP - @rickyrozay @THEBEAT999FM" +Nowadays are hipsters and millennials different from each other or are they fusioned together Dragon Ball Z style? +Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the bogeyman is hiring new McDonalds employees. +i heard some shouting and banging downstairs and i thought i was being fucking robbed but no its my brothers idiot friends +I don't know of that made sense because I'm bad with wording stuff... but glad I was able to get my thoughts out. +I would give anything to live back in those times , 6 beautiful years . +"Liz MacKean is the second high profile BBC journalist to die in suspicious circumstances after attempting to expose the truth about the pedophile ring operating in the upper reaches of the establishment." +The only reason normies come her is to urge incels with mental issues to kill themselves +She's a dude, anyone who wouldn't fuck me is a dude in my head. +Their bill came to $65 and they left me a $1 tip. Indians! +Tfw you are browsing occasionally r/new and you only catch new posts from r/incels You know it's over and you are living life with blackpill view and normie content toggled off +Buried within the most mundane of exercises can be the most valuable of storylines. You never know what you're going to find. #amwriting +What’s some you’ll hear bill Cosby and a surgeon say when their panicking She’s waking up! +Damn, what a waste! +There are lot 's of asiatic people besides turks . ++men are "biologically hardwired to like it", thanks for draining my faith in humanity for today +It feels so nice to know that if I don't smell lekker, I have true friends that will tell me I stink +Why don't jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber. +Can't resist new word of the day: Frankenputz. +I swear I've never been so fucked off before! My boss is a ungrateful CUNT! +Wow, The Birth of a Nation profited ZOG ? +They never seem to tire of hiding the good news, do they? +Become a restaurant cookcel like me and you'll make the food women eat every day It's a great pleasure ;) +Reporting on the Dow's historic close above 22,000, NBC "News" focuses on "the people left behind." +Her life was taken in her own home by intruders in a robbery attempt , who never gave a second thought to this child 's love of life . +I do n't have much to add that have n't been said , but I would like to say welcome GarmGormius ! +Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's just make a new darkjokes sub, this is ridiculous. +Leafs can clinch a playoff spot if they beat Pens in any fashion. I think that means they make playoffs even if they win wearing cardigans. +if only africa would invest more money into bug nets it would save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids +BREAKING: The United States will meet North Koreas provocations with 'massive' response - Mattis +@youngsharpblack nigger mad +What’s the difference between the invisible man and a black dad Nothing +@kylegriffin1 @LoveLibra_T Well now he says they're building a great relationship 🙄 #alternativefact +Discuss in this thread where the fuck we're going to go when we get banned in the next week. +god THEY AUDIENCE IS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO THE STAGE THEY COULD TOUCH HIS FEET ARE THERE NO BARRIERS JESUS +my ex wife keeps calling me asking me how to fix things she asked me how does she fix the lighbulb above her bathtub . i told her first fill the tub with water first . that was last tuesday and i have n’t heard from her since +13 reasons why me tiene pensando en mi fucking vida. +I find my negro car very good +@drunkzanjo @ItsJBARNES @VETTXEV @LeeTheKYFan Nah. Michigan fans are awful. Lose 3 out of you last 4 with 5000 seni… https://t.co/xMOz8Fu217 +If you rat on your family just so you don't get in trouble you're a little bitch #BloodThickerThanWater +In real life... My smartphone's #Google search page is pushing #FakeNews items below the search box... Looks like 'they' need to push #propaganda & newspaper websites... +#ManBearPig the super serial, spokesman for #globalwarming, #climatechange, and pedophile #Liberals everywhere! Derp De Ser De derp! +Everything you say is bullshit And everything you do is so sick +I'm sick of hearing how people hate Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton...like I hate all your asses +Psalms 119.92 Unless Thy Teaching had been my delight, I should then have perished in mine affliction. +Ah! My roncks! *seductively bends down to pick up a ronck**seductively bends down to pick up a ronck**seductively bends down to pick up a ro +Friday Night LDAR If you don't show up you are not incel, fucking normie shits +Oh, sorry we kept you waiting so long. From your surname on the form, we thought you were black! +Should the Army be sent into California to restore order and deport all illegals? +#IKLeaderOfNation 8. Imran is a true role model for “moderate Muslims”. He does not shy from referring to Islamic principles and ideals +YOU'RE SO POPULAR @isaaaacdavid Just snapchatted every girl in my phone and told them to make me dinner. Lol #notsexist +What’s the difference between a black person and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child. +Brushing and washing my hair every Sunday is a fucking chore +Did you hear about the cannibal who... passed his friend on the trail one day? +If you're upset about the pay gap, read The Art of the Deal. Pay gaps exist because most women suck at negotiating their wage. #EqualPayDay +I sure am hungry for some scrambled eggs. +The only excuse for not exercising is being paralyzed. +Also Today Marks 30 Days I've Been Clean And Sober +what 's the number one cause of pedophilia in america ? cute kids . +You are awful. @TheOnlyJHarris WOMEN SHOULD NOT DO PLAY BY PLAY FOR MENS SPORTS!!!! IM NOT SEXIST, IT'S JUST FACT. THEY ARE AWFUL. +theyre piling bags up in cardboard boxes on the floor landing and now it smells so fuckin bad +That moment when you get English grammar wrong when a student asks... 😒 EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND NOTHING MATTERS +I'm impressed you managed to fit the ball valve at all! +how the fuck do all these fucking faggot ass randos even find zoe's ask account???? +How do you tit wank a 6 year old? Break her shoulders. +We dont care what you think happened Hillary, you are one dumb bitch... +roommate im writing a fucking paper get out of my room and DONT touch me +Why do German guards at Auschwitz listen to imagine dragons? "I'm waking up, to ash and dust" +I used the rape whistle I got as a college freshman for the first time yesterday Man, is it hard to blow that thing and keep someone pinned down at the same time +what do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad +A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery #Ramadan +Twitter has found that nearly 37,000 automated “bot” accounts with Russian links generated 1.4 million tweets that were seen by a potential 288 million people in the three months before the November 8, 2016 presidential election, according to a source familiar with its planned testimony. +List of all the fake intruders this sub has seen: u/dontcomplain1 u/lookismthrowaway u/h8celibacy u/h8celibate u/pyrofield u/1111111-- Are there any more we should take a note of? +child cancer ward having recently lost my job i have be volunteering my spare time up at the local child cancer ward and in doing so have become good friends with a young year old boy call jimmy . i sit with him and hold his hand as he has his chemotherapy , take him to the movies when he is feeling well enough and what little spare money i have i spend on toys for him . today he asked me " if i will still come to visit him when he leaves the hospital ? " . " not a chance " i replied " i fucking hate cemeteries " +this fucking article doesn't even know sakito is a person I'm laughing I cannot +A black man walks into a bar... just kidding, whites only. +What does having a guy sucking your dick and a pair or Crocs have in common? When you look down you realize that you are gay. +Since the left is already playing the race card, ill be clear..I want to know whos involved.,even if its obama..thats life +I made a little girl cry twice today... I wiped my bloody cock on her favourite teddy bear. +Joe Schapker kills Wade Stenger after he fills up on skyline and takes a heroic stand against 3 of projectile disfunction's finest. +Just got chased out of a cornfield in rust. Something is amusing about a black woman being chased by white guys with shotguns through a farm +After months of messaging and trying to get a woman from online dating I finally......... deleted my online dating accounts. +Bitches be having a nigga but want to be another nigga WCW bitch it don't work like that +Mississauga's loaded up top line finally clicks, Spencer Watson with a neat little tip that beats Lazarev. 1-0 Mississauga +Celtics lead the Cavaliers 20-19 at the end of the 1st. CLE: K Irving 6pts, 0reb, 1ast BOS: I Thomas 12pts, 3reb, 0ast (ESPN) … +I feel like I'm being fucking punk'd but I'll let it go 😂😂😂 +#bad #ass #local #bitches +In other news, I've never forgiven pop music for becoming rubbish at just the point in my life when /other/ people think pop's gone rubbish. +Geeze I am watching judge Judy and she's very racist LOL she's getting more cranky every day +People is so bluepilled outside of this subreddit when im outside of this subreddit and i talk about looks a lot of people say the 'looks dont matter, be confident' i think they dont believe that lie but they say that because it's ok +Look at her. That's no fair. Why do I have to walk? She's taking advantage. +"@TheRealTayRoc Just saw the bullpen vs QOTR promo and All I could think of ""Bitch you better act like you know""😂😭😂😭 #BitchYouDead" +People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. KISSES NewTrendsetter +How do you fit 100 people into a room with a maximum occupancy of 60 people? Just make sure that they’re all black. +What’s the difference between an ISIS camp and a school? I don’t know man I just fly the drone +I dont think going on the attack was the right move, people just shut down when you turn around and attack there ideas. +Why isn't Anna playing with other girls in the sand? because she has no arms +In a refreshing burst of sanity, AskFeminists admits men can be discriminated against. +All I want in a gf I find her attractive She finds me attractive I like her She likes me We have some things in common interest wise We have some things that we don't share in common +Narcissistic personality disorder mother in law pronouning me on the phone to her own daughter. It's been 12 years. What's she up to? +Given that the current answer from the police is largely "turn off the computer", this should surprise no one. +Why don't black people go to heaven? Because if you put wings on them, they become crows +how do you find a redneck virgin ? find a seven year old girl who can run faster than her father , brothers and uncles . +My wife asked me if she was the only one I haver been with . I replied , "Yes . The others were sevens or eights" +(shrug) College campuses are the place where multiculti propaganda is laid on the thickest . +Me:: Hi can I help you? Customer (older white man):: Where are you from? Me:: Here. San Diego. Customer:: Oh. (He then proceeds to order food.) Customer:: Anyways, you're very cute. So small and cute. That's why I asked where you were from. Me:: Ok. Thanks. Obviously my skin is tan and my hair is dark. This person thought I would appreciate the fact that they found me attractive-- more specifically that my attractiveness stems from my looking "foreign" or "exotic." Being a low-paid food service worker, I am not in a position to respond. All I can do is try to make my point by answering "I am from here." They never get the hint. Makes me feel frustrated, belittled, objectified, exotified, powerless to respond effectively. +Click on the audio player at the link below . +211 Products of the Block. Nggas either block or hate while cock blocking, so many haters no room for me to get mad at myself about sh;t. +excessive finsta-ing is so fucking stupid & the fact that i have to say the word finsta-ing is also stupid +"Diehard sports fans are fucking annoying...And I mean the ""I will watch all of 82 games in a Nba season""type of die-hards" +I miss living in California. I miss the weather, I miss the beach I miss surfing with my family I miss the chill people. i wanna move back +"RT @yashar: .@GeraldoRivera @ericbolling 5. Idiot @Ericbolling: ""investigations happen at the ""FBI, CIA and the NSA"" - No, NSA…" +Now....let's deport non-assimilating muslims, which is actually most of them (95% of who are on some type of welfare) and bulldoze their terrorist headquarters which they call mosques. +So i just got a new haircut its shitty as fuck i should have gone to the salon that was treating me since i was born +My body does not feel like my body. Feels like a fucking crab shell. Ya feel me? Idk what I'm saying +I literally marah my cousin for calling me Mai cs they hv been calling me Sarah since idk when and now tak pasal2 tukar Mai pulak mende +What did Jewish slaveholders used to do when their Negroes got uppity? Report it to the Ku Kikes Klan +Titanic: „And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!” +Morning #norwich driving to the day job thinking of what songs we can add to our set #acoustic #janoah #band +Idk why my stupid ass be buying lunchables when I can just buy meat, cheese, and crackers 🤦🏾‍♀️ +Difference between a jew and a canoe? A canoe tips +Man takes god-son to park, nearly gets arrested. +If you're a minority, women are incapable of loving you She'll always crave a white chad, always, minority men, sometimes life just ain t worth it, fam +My wife told me "Dad". That was her first words maybe that might be explain it. +Mirallas is horrible scum no respect for him don't wanna see that in football. My arse does his actions make him a 'winner' +>label everyone you don't like a nazi >consistently commit violence and make threats against "nazis" >shocked when "nazis" act violently towards you This has to be a mental disorder. +i walked in to the house to find my parents dead and my brother with a gun in his hand , still smoking … " i thought you 'd quit , " i said to him , as i went upstairs . +The final 10 minutes of the last episode of House of Cards sums it all up about men and women today. +ariana grande concert reviews ! the singer was on key , but the fans were flat . +a priest , a monk , and a prophet were on the plane . . hey were with a group of school children . the plane met with an accident in the air and was about to crash . the monk ran to them with parachutes . monk : grab the parachutes cmon ! prophet : wait ! what about the kids ? monk : fuck the kids priest : now ? +What’s the difference between a wife and dishwasher The dishwasher costs less +Whats the resemblance between cheese and journalists captured by ISIS? They both have holes in them. +If I don't wanna do something no one's gonna change my fucking mind +RIP Germany YouTube - & #x202a ; Pierre Vogel und Bilal Philips in Frankfurt ( RTL NEWS ) Deutschland & #x202c ; & rlm ; 1 lone German woman standing up YouTube - & #x202a ; Female Protester Disrupts Muslim Radicals Rallying in Frankfurt , Germany & #x202c ; & rlm ; +Those poor kids at Santa fe only wanted books Instead they got magazines +"""Eduardo you gonna tear your ACL Take me off your fucking list."" -Daniel @itssdannib" +"RT @LondonCarrot: @skynews just said the St Petersburg attacker was of ""bearded appearance"". WTF are they scared of? HE'S A FUCKING M…" +My Girlfriend Wanted Us To Have Dinner Together That's the last time I ever drink formula milk. +I got my wife in international television! Even social media wont stop spreading the #JusticeFor campaign +at least whitney houston was clean when she died . well , she must have been , she 'd been in the fucking bath for an hour . +So Every time Las Vegas has a press conference......They answer Questions about the lies they told about previous Questions ?..... +Even your grandmother thinks you're subhuman and fantasizes about Chad My grandmother once told me that when she was 8 years old she got picked up by a big strong white policeman and felt that she would never forget that feeling Just LOL if your 87 year old grandma still fantasizes about her dry old white-curlied wrinkled floppy cheese smelling cunt being pummeled by Chad. +Children in Pakistan, journalists in Paris, shoppers in Australia, Ezidis in Iraq. It all comes from the death cult of #Islam. +Kim K had money way before she fucked Ray J, however after the sex tape she did build a hype around her and the rest is history +R.I.P. Stephen Hawkings We lost another wheel nigga. +I would think permanent solutions were better than temporary ones +When will stupid winter come already So I can hide my subhuman tits with thick jackets pretty much the main reason I'm looking forward to winter +Poor monkeys just like your goddesses that don't steady u call amd u manufacturing made them just Females +yesterday , i had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste . +What has 40 doors 30 windows and can hold 17 dead bodies A Florida high school +Actually Monkeys and Apes are more noble creatures and rarely act violent it really is unfare to the Monkeys and Apes to be compared with subhuman Negroids who are by contrast very murderous . +Ik ben compleet fucked up • Cedric #storyofmylife #ikvoeljejongen +Why bitches quick to have a nigga baby, then be suprised when she taking care of it by herself? +9 out of 10 people enjoy bullying. I will always be the 10th. +What black and white movie has the most color? Birth of a Nation +/r/sexis*cough*I mean feminism banned me after I linked mensrights to their blatant sexism towards men and male genital mutilation. +I like my woman how I like my dog In a cage. But also with a dick. +fuck suck that dick bitch!! https://t.co/P400MLUtsm +do n't be ashamed of who you are . that 's your parents ' job . +When Nicola sturgeon had a go at Theresa May for being unelected when she was once herself unelected. So idiotic +Where do I get the stick family window sticker for my car since it lets you drive freely like an asshole. +Being really pale. Because of course I have *so much control* over the color of skin I was born with! [...] I wish other people would. +What's the worst thing about 10 dead babies in a barrell. Not a one of them is black. +Weak jaw is the #1 cause of human suffering Weak jawlines have destroyed more lives than the plague and ww1/ww2 combined +Went to a benefit the other day for amputee women Dance floor was crawling with pussy +nigger, nignig, boogie, burrhead, ape, coon, eggplant, jiggaboo, jungle bunny, monkey, black male. lock and comment if you hate niggers and like big black cock in your ass +just wonderin' if there's a guy in the midst of coldpay concert who's planning to propose to their girl while they're singing fix you +Why are new users automatically subscribed to twoxchromosomes but not mensrights also? +How do emos hang out? With rope. +im 21 in hamilton looking for people who dont put up with society 's crap my email is hammer _ smashed _ skull@hotmail.com +If what you’re trying to get me to eat is vegan, please don’t tell me... You don’t hear me telling you the meat you’re eating is a person do I. +If you a boy and you think eating 😻 nasty . Bitch you're childish 🙁 +Alcohol is whats keeping me alive Sobriety is deadly. +Despite his faults, Hitler was known to be a dedicated artist. In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker. +I ain't even know white girls had good pussy like dat eitha lbvs they #WINNIN too +What do you do after you get done fucking the worlds tightest pussy? Put her diaper back on +Do you think cats can be racist? I offered mine some house fried rice and she seemed disgusted by it. +Harry, you're such an inspiring human & have a pure kind soul in your beautiful figure. Ily H! @Harry_Styles Kindly follow me? εїз 🐣 91,257 +I like my scooters like I like my kids... Easy to control, and fun to ride. +Native Americans have to stop being so whiney. Geronimo wasn't describing Bin Laden, it's just a word. People have to stop being so sensitive and just get over it. +holy shit time to turn the rig back to ETH +Isn't it weird when someone you're thinking of just walks into the room? Then my daughter caught me masturbating +how do you fit jews in a car in the front , in the back . in the ash tray . +OK, that's enough poking the bear. Have a lot to do today. My most difficult decision is going to be what to wear. >.> +I failed a test on the topic 'straight lines'. Doesn't really matter, got grace marks for having Parkinson's.. +It's been 4 days since i took a shower i found the reason for my inceldom ! +Remember, "Male Fragility" assumes that the neutral term is feminine - and we didn't even invent the insult. +Incels, be sure to remind skinny stacys that they look fat Potent life fuel to message anorexic stacys that she looks fat! +My cock is like a rollercoaster Kids ride free +dont let it get you down brother your not on your own just bite your tongue and think of all those beutiful aryan women who think the way we do they are worth fighting for everything enoch powell said came true. hang in there brother +I Honestly Think We Should Force People to Get Married at Age 15 -You get one true love instead of heartbreak after heartbreak -Abolishes degenerate hookup culture -Avoids STDs -Eliminates the anxiety and loneliness and depression that comes with singleness -Time to build a relationship rather than screw around with a bunch of strangers -Subhumans such as myself will be offed if they don't get married, sparing us the misery +"Remember Mandalay Bay" Do not let them forget we still do not have answers +girls and pale skin chad with pale skin = omg edward cullen incel with pale skin = lol he doesnt leave his house what a loser, looks ill people asks me everytime if i left my house +I would have gotten my girlfriend a box of dark chocolates, but.... Slavery is illegal +@justinmiculka01 oh what hoe is she trippin bout then +what happens when bill cosby rapes you in the ass ? you get your pudding popped . +What do you get a couple for their 50th wedding anniversary? Two coffins. +Im sure they all hear great things about Ireland and there more than welcome to come over here ... +This just really sucks man. It's like you lose the loved ones that you never would expect to lose... +Don't you hate when someone you care about is dating a hoe but they won't listen to you? +We have n't heard this exquisitely beautiful song in a while . +What's a Muslims favorite song lyric? "This place about to blow-owowowowowowow" +Having autism is worse than terminal cancer The main difference is, with one of them, you are sure to die. +Shows me that you 've probably never trained in jiu-jitsu . +Homo If you're a child predator, aren't just a homo-serpent. +I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa Not like the other three in the passenger seats shouting "wake up! wake up! Your on the wrong side of the road!" +I've had this song from twilight stuck in head for 3 weeks. I get this is what I get for watching all the movies in one night.. +THE LORD will strike all the nations that fought..Jerusalem Their flesh will rot while they r still standing on their feet their eyes will rot in their sockets their tongues will rot in their mouths On that day ppl will b stricken by THE LORD with great panic They will..attack1another Ze14:12 REPENT +If you didn't know hitlar invented Christmas to oppress gay negros, your literarly a fascist nazi. +someone asked if i haf wished my dad a happy father 's day i said no because i could n't find my ouija board +What’s worse then the holocaust? 6 million Jews +I don't understand how you can be pro-choice and anti-gun I mean, you can use one to do the other, if you're a good enough shot. +#SA is now run by youth frm ministers to opposition players #respect .we need to learn a thing or 2 frm #Mzansi +"@safakhatoon He attacked them with missiles because ""refugees"" were targeted by chemical weapons. Seems to me he is helping them already." +of course they wo n't. they just want to steal our land. they would n't stop until we are all dead. and neither would we . +Girls get all the validation in the world yet they have that gall to complain about patriarchy. +No saving hoes +#QAnon THE REAL DARK JUDGE: of course, a Presidential Pardon will most likely be part of the deal in order for Christopher Steele to rat out all the deep state 🐇🐇🐇#FollowTheWhiteRabbit🐇🐇🐇 +"There are ""ask for permission"" people. There are ""beg for forgiveness"" people. Then there's this fucking ""administration.""" +Perhaps you should x2 the number of mods so this pathetic situation can be fixed . +I learned nearly everything I know about white nationalism on the internet . +I like my girls how I like my whiskey aged 12 years and stolen from my neighbour's house +.@Harry_Styles thank you for making my life amazing. You have always given me a reason to go after my dreams. I love you, follow me? —15.504 +My uncle recommended SF to me after I told him how fed up I was with the Russian , Polish , African , and especially the Muslim ! i immigrants in England ... +Is there anyone that can carry my stupid ass through Nobunaga on #CrashFever ?? +HAVENT EVEN START ON THE FUCKING SCRIPT FFS OVERLOAD WITH ASSIGNMENTS BERABIS +So i was fucking this black bird, Feathers everywhere +RT @missmollylo: Charlie wears women's clothing +what 's pink , inches long and makes my girlfriend scream when i put it in her mouth ? her abortion . +feminists : strong , smart and independent . until it gets a little difficult . +How come all of the celebrities who told us they were going to "leave America" if @POTUS was elected president said they were leaving for Canada and not any of those "non-shit hole countries?" +Name: Jamie Gender: Female Age: 35 Hair: Grey Eyes: Pink Dere Type: Miko Blood Type: Miko Blood Type: Miko Blood Type: Type +I always thought it would be cool if somebody covertly set off a nuke in Kashmir , and then we all could sit back and watch as the Paki 's and Indians nuke the scheiss out of each other . +Is there any way to make it so that ebonics shows up under the Google Translate button? I'm curious to know how black people interact with the site. +@Ant_Dgk @Buckm00se @ChainskiBum would this faggot survive in TJ? +I know mopeds are dangerous so are your krautschrockerts. btw this is a Yamaha i like . +b) that girls weren't supposed to do it, I would have been on that shit +"RT @Tomleewalker: these so called ""vegans"" who drink soy milk, soy milk is for baby soys you sick fucks" +Why did holocaust victims smell so bad? They only showered once. +What is a black man doing pole vault? A shit stuck in a stick. +"@ravithinkz The best headline management was today, ""PM travels by road to airport without disturbing commuters""..." +Remember to not make it just about being anti-everyone else , but to also make it about them being proud of their own family heritage . +88 all , this is my first post and i 've read this whole thread so i guess I have a few comment 's , let 's start , shall we ? +What’s the worst part about being black? You’re black. +"RT @Auria__: ""So you still mad?"" = A niggas apology" +Did you know that nazis don't auctually inhale? They inheil +just wanted to give this a bump up. we have had a few good people coming to our weekly get together and would like to encourage anyone else interested in meeting and networking with us here in Calgary to feel free to pm me . +Dating sites are cancer This women who wasn't even in my league wouldn't even reply. +Roll that weed bitch Shake that ass hoe +Miles away and I still fucking let you get to me😤😤😤 +"RT @ajiawhoo: Shocked that I saw Harry Styles and said ""are you fuckin Harry Styles?"" And he said ""Yes, I am Fuckin Harry Styles…" +I like my women like I like my potatos 3 months old and in the ground +colin i swear ill beat your ass if you don't like this fucking drawing i stayed up all night to make so i can give it to you today +The only thing left to do is figuring out how to defeat that part of the brain that says killing myself will hurt my parents +I wish NYX was like Benefit where they have artists in stores helping you, cus Id be the best at it. +Stop SERIAL KILLER SHAMING Elliot Rodger Some people here are real judgmental aholes! +>2017 >Thinking women give a fuck about muscles ayy lmao +Damn you internet.. bloody jio.. prime user ki kio respect hi nai hai.. 😡 +I'd say yes , because when the whites took over again they killed all the yellows and their offspring and started off right again . +Ok so, I live in a house w four girls one guy. Me and my two sisters share a bathroom so hardly ever in my 18 years have I had to put- +why is the 36 st station always so fucking cold ??????? +I was in the library and a black man asked where the colour printer was, I replied, ‘It’s 2018 mate, you can use whatever printer you want’ +What do you call an empty embrace? A hug from a black father +Yu a bitch made nigga +"I'm over this bitch coming at everyone for not ""doing anything"" but let's a computer do the schedules because she's too lazy to. FOH" +Let's change subject for a while , here is a song from one of my favorite movies in last 10 years , do n't know do you like Bourne ? +The Brewers announcers make their games really enjoyable to watch. They're two of the best in the business. +"nigga gone ask me ""you made that? bought the potatoes and everything? you baked the chicken yourself?"" GET TF AWAY FROM ME, CHEF RAMSEY" +There's Plenty of Fish in the Sea And none of us are good enough for any of them +Wikileaks should be required reading in schools once/if we take America back Imo Show how corruption used to work in the USA Julian Assange is a... +Promoted Comment: A Modest Proposal for a New Gender +It is a silly video , but it highlights the nonsensical world in which Jesus lived and the world Jesus was instrumental in changing . +i wish i were like mary . i could be pregnant while my parents still think that i 'm a virgin . +Can someone explain the painting on eyebrows over your eyebrows thing? +Drives are usually calculated in series of 1024 bytes, so it's always less than it's stated in specs. E.g I had a seagate 1TB expansion external HDD, I could only access 930GB, not sure how exactly it's calculated, but yeah.. Also sometimes a portion of the drive is made for backup or other things not sure what. +RT @quartodia: Harley Quinn, sweetie, I'm SO sorry, I'm so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even say that, oh my god. https://t.… +Plus she made me late this morning cuz she took it to her room and didn't bring it back and I thought I lost it and got pissed for no reason +given the recent stabbings in japan he sure knows how to dice vegetables +Expect incredible performance! 9 DAYS TO ONE NIGHT ONLY with @iruntown promises to be amazing! Get your tickets asap @tegroupng +Just one nurse for all these doctors? +What did the train driver say to the muslim? Sir, you forgot your bag. +The nights are getting darker and colder again Which makes it harder to sleep when u are alone in bed +what 's the difference between a trap and a feminist ? a trap does something when triggered . +Pick your favorite starship captain Picard Sisko Janeway Kirk Archer And why? +Talking to Weiry is like talking to a brickwall fuckin Idiot +The FCC vote on net neutrality is expected to take place today during a meeting between 10:30 am and 12:30 pm ET. +Anyone else feel relationships and marriage are simply prostitution with extra steps? +Being shamed for past relationships is one of the many bullshit things dudes do to silence women. Especially women in tech. +Imagine giving an American cop a Pepsi at a demonstration! He would shoot you in the face and tip foaming soda over your twitching corpse +Pillow talkin to your hoe hatin on a nigga you might lose ya chick like that !!!!! +I got arrested for punching a man on New Years Eve Sorry if I got scared seeing a Muslim man counting back from 10 +You're so pretty, what are you doing here? +Ex-TRPers: Tell us how you found the black pill +RT @illesttam: "go talk to your hoes" https://t.co/oXa8IqqFjR +Do anorexic people see starving children commercials on tv... and think, “wow, she’s perfect.” +The fact that she s casually announced this to the country functions as a make-shift IQ test right there . That s because of your reputation ; not your looks , love . +Kurdish 19yo female soldier gaining recognition simply for being good looking +Insane old school blackpilled comment (Archive on JNBT) +Immediate Response Lets fucking go Coutinho #MerseysideIsRed +What do the twin towers and gender have in common? +Abortion should be ok on one condition The woman who got the abortion should get a red skull next to her name on her passport / tattooed on her forehead +Cory Booker is definitely the catcher in his relationship. +"I never talked to those two. I ""know"" them because we went to the same elementary and yet idk how to describe or find a reason why" +It's hard to differentiate now between the fifty pounds of make-up and the fifty pounds of egg on Gloria Allred's face after the Yearbook Forgery. +im omw to mari rn with sum canes and im so fucking hyped +If we allow our definition of what's possible to be based on how big someone else can dream, our dream will die. TANNER KCCGenSanSoon TMI +I want to see Whites bused in there until the Latinos are a 30 % minority and not outnumbering the Asians , Blacks and Whites . +So we're to believe Corbin wanted a Mania rematch, but not for the title? That just makes him seem incredibly dumb. Bad booking. #SDLive +Like #Buddha gives a SHIT about #Obama or some other fuckin' NAZI FUCK #socialist #retard with a fuckin' #iphone. DON"T MAKE ME LAUGH> +Why didn't the fetus get a high five? Because his mom gave him a hanger. +I met a hot 50 y/o woman at a bar last night She looked too fuckin good for a 50 y/o lady. I talked to her and drank some beers, and she asked if I've had a "Sportsman's double" before. "What's that?" I asked and she replied it's a mother and daughter threesome. As my mind began to embrace the idea, I began wondering how hot her daughter is and said "No, I haven't". Then we drank a bit more and she winked at me saying "tonight's your lucky night". We went back to her place. She walked in. She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom... you still awake?" +If you ever ride the L in Chicago pay no attention to the color codes . +QO #LITMPagtatapat #FPJAPBalikBilibid #MDHKasagutan It Will never change baby MCLISSE IWFIL OnStarMusic +hello if u hear screaming that means thats me asking for help AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +This book speaks of the original language of scripture & the comparison of God's modern voice in English verses His ancient in Hebrew - WOW. +IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE SUCH CRUEL TREATMENT WERE WE WORLD GENOCIDERS AND PSYCHOPATHS IN OUR PRIOR LIVES WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH SUCH TORMENT AND SUFFERING IT'S JUST NOT FAAAAAAAAIR +Should parents be allowed to spank their children??? Yes, but only during sex. +I got bitches tho.. That's all I got. +🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 @JoshC @AdorableDeplorable7 @BlueGood @careyetta @Amy @a @e @u @TexasYankee4 @SalguodNos @Johncparnell @Sockalexis @PhoenixTPR @HorrorQueen @El_Dookie @Gee @pavlovscat @ArgentinoAmericano @sidephase @OccamsEpilady @Zilya777 +what is the funniest thing about the vietnam war ? ptxd +my next suggested follow list @MorganTate @Escoffier @phnxgrl @BrainWaves @Johncparnell @dbsr @Fights4Rights @The_West_Is_The_Best @ArtificeCubed @weeklyflyer @Sandy_T @SeptemberDox @Suetonius #whotofollow good folk all! +If you paint every man w the same brush, you’re gonna run out of paint or men - Alec Baldwin The world is giving him shit for this. +My dog had a seizure and one of my cats go outside (the one my mom insisted on declawing) so tonight has sucked. +What’s the best part about a Ethiopian blowjob? She will always swallow +what do you get while watching an august ames scene ? mourning wood +Saw Dr.Disrespect's latest COD stream? Goddamn stream snipers man, I tell you. +It's on fucking sight when I find out who tf dented my car...💯 +You can't be an asshole if people around you are stupid. #TheMoreYouKnow #StupidQuestionAnsweredWithSarcasm +Why do you never see black Asians? Because they need open eyes to watch out for the cops. +I’ve heard some speculation about Ferraris new Jewish sports car Apparently it doesn’t take gas very well +Life is like a box of chocolate... It won't last long for fat people. +how do you get copper wire ? ask two jews to share a penny . +i stopped a rape the other day . heard a teacher coming . +Gramps: in my day we were tough enough to handle people thinking differently cousin: idk u guys freaked when black people used ur bathrooms +All jokes on this sub are copied Good thing tho, now I can fap to each one twice +"buhu people call me beatiful look i am femaloid i have no real problems since i live on easy mode so i have to make my own problems" +Anal sex is like your first car you dont want it but your dad gives it to you enyways +Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die? Well the one I fucked did +Planned Parenthood’s New Guidelines Say Genitals Don’t Determine Sex Then why are the only people in hijabs those with mutilated vaginas? +I hate when I send myself a tweet that I thought was funny and when I wanna look back on it it's deleted 😔 +Can someone DM or comment if tbe entire color thing os just a prank , seem kinda extremely racist and sensitive for a dark joke reddit, and this is coming from a left leaning Hispanic dude. +The shortest route to high earnings is b going straight through the challenges you encounter. #success #motivation +My child asked where babies come from. I gave them a hands on lesson +Thanks for following @sirwalk77 @electoengfam @SickofLeftists @HenningBjerre @Thrillmas @fisherman7 @ArchKennedy @speakgov @Short_Fat_Bear @cbbroadway @JessieEllington @alainbeauregard @Joe_Cater Sorry I took so long. +Easy pussy doesn't motivate me +Whats the worst part of being hanged? Being black. +Not only are snowflake libtards dumber than a box of rocks, they are also hypocrites! +That Magic pos muted...These type people will be the 1st in hell. +So yeah that just saved me about $25-$30 from going to the theatre I like to go to in the factory’s area where there’s no one there weekdays +what kind of oranges do mexican illegals refuse to pick hanging from trees ? trumps . +We are far closer to being neanderthals than apes . +I hate the ghetto trash at the special school across the street from my building. All of them will grow up to be criminals. +Get the bot to ban me End my suffering +The episodes get better each time ! So in love ❤ with #sonofabish @abishmathew @MallikaDua @Its_Badshah +Large enough to have a secure border and 100 mile free fire zone around it . +holy fucking hell this sub sucks now . does anyone come up with good original jokes anymore or are you retards still entertained by seeing the same old predictable jokes ? +After hearing he got into an altercation with a #Knicks fan, I really hope James Dolan gets some help... +Fuck Run Hide & Tell it's time to Stand, Fight, Attack! +I was getting too lit in the bathroom to ed sheeran and I busted my fucking ass getting out of the shower :,) +Wouldn't it be great if PriceWaterhouseCooper also gave the wrong results of the 2016 election, and Hillary actually did win the presidency. +When you can't make Polack jokes because they figured out that mass immigration and open borders are stupid ideas. +Full credit to Micheal Cole, trying his hardest to make this match sound interesting 👏🏻👏🏻 #Wrestlemania #ginge +In da club makin movies. I feel like tyler perry. Fuckin niggas bitches.dey like why did.i gt married. +Anybody else like me they prefer taped stuff instead of live stuff I know I already know the results of stuff but I think the real beauty is seeing how things play out +Women need 20 minutes more sleep than men I saw this on the news this morning and thought I'd mention because you know we were created equal right? +"Ain't that about a bitch"... What does that mean? +What do you call a married black chick with a kid A single mum lol +Is it where they grade you based on how cultural marxist you are or do they allow people their own views ? +My car stopped working... Painted it black, and now it's running! +what s big and square in the middle of desert ? idk i was just flying the drone +It's all fun and games until you get strong-armed by ZOG. +i feel energy and people who also feel this know it can literally drive you insane but i learned how to cope and control it :^) +I became a police officer to track down pedo’s. It was the only way for me to get rid of the competition. +You don't want to buy a house, it's too much trouble. +What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was me. The chicken was dead and the egg was smashed. +a little black jewish boy . a little black jewish boy says to his daddy , " dad am i more black or jewish ? " " why do you ask ? " , says the dad . the boy says , " well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $ and i ca n't decide if i want to haggle him down to $ or just steal it . " +My Parents Always Told Me "No Sex Before Marriage" I would have been much more prepared for the real world if they told me "Lose the V-Card by age 15 at all costs or you're a faggot". +Men lack such self-awareness @3umarzF Women are so complicated. #NotSexist +Who else is like this: I don't want to go to bed ever again, but when I finally do I wake up and I don't want to leave bed ever again. +since bruce forsythe died . is it to early to tell the press that he touched me as a child ? +I like my woman like i like my coffee Black, hot and liquified. +What do black people and meat have in common? If it's black, it's failed. +Working with too many platforms? Imagine all of your sensor data and analytics on one! https://t.co/GlE5kohmkM… https://t.co/doTG5C4vvo +I swear girls with good pussy think that's the answer to everything +Alotta Niggas Hate & Sneak Dissing But I Missed Dat 🤔Catch Em In Traffic He Swear 🙌🏾 He Ain't Wit Dat +I don't understand Sandy Hook jokes... I guess they're aimed at a younger audience. +I told my girlfriend she looked like a princess.... Too bad that princess was Diana +How do you fuck a mermaid? Just like you would a puppy. Use a knife. +my mom got me lifting stuff at this time, got me fucked up 🙍🏻 +Don't you just hate it when you're banging a cute girl and she asks to stop? Fucking children these days! +Eire whiggs raille! Hirp! Hirp! for the tragic jester sobbed himself in meeingseeing, he mean to me. +That moment when you've been drinking & you think someone is being a complete self serving asshole but you can't call them on it cuz reasons +What's the difference between a kitchen knife and a razor blade? You have to wash the evidence off the knife every time you're done. +April Fool's Day AKA National Find Out Which One Of Your Friends is a Fucking Asshoke Day #aprilfoolsday +"So I get done telling me story and he like ""Alright.... I'm still gone whoop yo ass"" I just fucking crumbled. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" +😂😂😂 played that nigga smh “@sexualgifss: bitches are so shady... oh my god 😂😂 http://t.co/1VhC9LqsKg” +How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0 +Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!" +How quickly would average roastie suicide if switched places with incel Id say probably within 2 days she would do her first "suicide attempt" but when she finds out this doesnt wirk for men , she would off herself for real +he wrote the truth and you dont know if he is white or not as none knows who post here is a confirmed white . +I would never join a Christian group , or a group that would allow Christians to join . +I think the saying "a wolf in sheep's clothing" is overrated Let's change it up a bit, "a Catholic priest with a fake tan and bomber vest" +Did you know? The Arabs invented the condom by using the large intestine of a goat? The British innoveyted it by removing the intestine from the goat first. +Welcome to Stormfront and please do n't sell your chances short ! +"9. Omabalasaire by Prozzak (aka ""those fucking cartoons"" -@EvanBoris)" +There have been court cases for asylum by white South Africans in Canada that the South African government has spent millions fighting ... though they have not spent a cent on the 300 asylum applications by blacks in the US ... +My uncle Billy was once asked whether he preferred little boys or little girls He replied "*Well, it would be little girls, because you can turn them around and now you have a little boy*" +RT @whotfislarry: you know you fucking up if George Bush calling you racist https://t.co/5zttM8ni3a +I think they are just desperately trying to be more popish than the Pope himself and avoid accusations of racism before they are even expressed by demanding increased immigration . +white people are dangerous for world peace so lets make sure n i g g e r s are always there with their religion of peace!!!!!!!!!!!!! +who would join a baseball chat if i created it? +I think we need to take a stand in our homes across the country and around the world . +Why has the California Mudslide become the favored alcoholic beverage on the West Coast? +Oh, I see you have someone new here!" *nervous laughter*" +I think it 's profitable to jump on at mainstream conservative chatboards like conservativeunderground.com. +im closing my wells fargo account and going no-bank for a while because this is just fucking stupid +My wife wanted to get an abortion In the end, it didn’t matter, because our child was still-born +Treating race as a fiction is just as irresponsible as believing there are more than two sexes. +INEGI is the statistics dept, never accurate, always manipulated, and looks like it will continue that way. Sad! +They are in point of fact perpetrating mass murder and the MSM suppresses any and all news on a national level . +One of the things I'm looking forward to when Hillary Clinton dies in the next couple of years: normietards will have to stop making lame ass memes about her. +"""a yield sign means stop and wait your fucking turn."" -stephanie" +MY DAUGHTER STARTED CRAWLING!! As far as I'm concerned, she's already in the right position +What's the worst thing to tell a Saudi Arabian interrogator? We need to speed this up, chop-chop. +Its uno shawty id drop my imaginary hoes 4 +My mum asked if I could help her set up this massive surprise birthday party for my brother That's when I realised he was the favourite twin +"@hemantmehta If I remember my eschatology, that means people like Michelle Bachmann are ""raptured"" away. Bring him on!" +Here's hoping this is the biggest most beautiful government shutdown ever! +my cousin fucked up when she asked me to be a chaperone on her field trip 😂😂😂😂 +what you have to do after you rape a litlle deaf girl ? break her arms , so she wo n't tell it to her mom . +Afternoon all - Adam on shift for updates of #themasters & Ladies Day at Aintree - Featured race is coming up at 4.05pm. +fans of the show " glee , " used to call themselves " gleeks . " i just called them " faggots . " +Or so this short film would have you believe ! +All the talks everyone gave to her made no difference and now she is paying the price. +It is not worth the bother as an incel It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since as an incel you will always kill yourself too late. +Well yes that s the thing there is a difference between being publically a White Nationalist and being a nut or some ' stereotypical skinhead ' . +I'm a technological mastermind. I can literally make the trash take out itself. Had no idea cyberbullying was so effective. +What do McDonald's and priest have in common? They both like sticking their meat in 10 year old buns +1740 incels and noncels Holy shit that's gotta be a new record Where the fuck did we get linked this time Anyway, you know what to do /u/azavii +What is the difference between a Zombie and a Black ? Zombie used to be a human . +I like my women how i like my whiskey 12 years old and filled with coke +PERFORM AT THE FLEET DJ CONFERENCE EMAIL Fleetconference@fleetdjs.com or call hotline number (404) 465-1546 @FDjconference +@RFam2550 shut up faggot +RT @ryannotsheckler: "That shit can break you down if you lose a good girl, I guess you need a bad bitch to come around and make it up" +My ex girlfriend used to own a parakeet, that fucking thing never shut up. Bird was cool though +You should dumb yourself down and lose weight, though. Men can't love a smart, fat girl like you! +a maid , a nanny and a whore walk into a bar . the bartender says " god damn it guadalupe you 're suppose to be cleaning my house not out drinking ! " +South Africa has returned to the Stone Age in 20 years . +the fire in london is tragic . i reckon we could of got at least more muslims in there . +RT @KINGTUNCHI_: In 5 years these hoes ain't gone be shit but a Dick head! +Of course she'll get the nomination over me. She's a minority. +“@koleworld4: 😝 http://t.co/61zY8Cc47j”bitches swear they emojis😩😂 +What's an Arabic's favorite bathroom accessory? a bath bomb +Law enforcement descends onto Washington D.C. Trump tweets MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Gonna be a day for the books 🌩👌 #MAGA +"Hate when people call me and say ""hi is this Alex Thompson"" bitch no, since you illiterate bye." +#Russia should act on the #DPRK in a surprize move. Shift the pieces of perception around, throw them off, shut them up. +"""I remember you in every sunset–in every time the sun would paint its goodbye and the sea would follow almost leaving the sandy seaside.""" +See, when I think 'ghetto', I think names like DeShawn... you know, ethnic-sounding names. Not Allen. Allen sounds like someone who makes money. +Askreddit asks for experiences from people that don't exist +@DaramolaNoble It was a huge weekend of football! Check out all the highlights here -> https://t.co/kOtzRsIa9V https://t.co/32kVST3hxM +I need meninism because girls won't talk to me for some reason, I don't get it +lmaooooo relax RT @__J_R: 59-0 on Ya mark bitch ass. Roll Tide! Fuck the state of Texas +So, I heard this is the place to talk about #Cats. +Just curious if all these crossfit girls who attain to put on 89 lbs of muscle are just doing it with plans to beat up their exboyfriends? +Daily reminder that even nerdy girls want Chad And not your ugly, fat or skinny, socially awkward, shy and autistic nerd ass. +Trump hasn't aimed for the popularity of the people. He gone for the power of aggression within a conglomerate of war nations. +attack on titan s2 episode one's ending was fucked up that was so brutal +Spreading rumors started by GNAA as fact when you call yourself a journalist is why I can't take you seriously. @georgieonthego +I am believed to split my time between Los Angeles and Rosarito Beach in Mexico. +Just smile more. +I find it funny how the Jews who are all a flutter over the Goyim knowing still fail to recognize their own role in the Goyim knowing. +TIL the correct response to "I was molested as a child." Or at least I learned it's not, "You must have been much cuter back then." +And just like that The 2017/2018 school shooting season is over +What is isis favorite Pink Floyd album? The Final Cut +Why is telephone perfect for muslims? Because it has no airplane mode +I don't care about how rich you think you are idc how smart you think you are i guess we on the same page but what u say is ditto and i come like thife in the night.. that how i think each time these loser leftist can't stop my $$ +If she was emotional you'd blame gender too @oglefro I am not sexist... But I hate women announcers... They try to sound to analytical... +Our schools are horrible , all they teach is telling kids to be liberal and respect people of all races and take no pride in your own . +I really wish they released monster high dolls when I was much younger tho. But now I'm older but I'm gonna buy my future daughter ALL the +I think it's pretty telling that the 14-year-old boys on Twitter sound exactly like the grown men (and I use that term loosely). +and if that's yo bitch then you may have to fight holmezz +I'm really sorry to say that due to the land we use being under water due to severe flooding we 've had to cancel the event . +Fall guy for benghazi, now this. Hope O is paying her good ! Most corrupt adm in years https://t.co/UTOnmveKvH +What’s the difference between an Asian guy, indian guy, black guy, and white guy at Harvard? The black guys the sports coach, the white guys the professor, the Asian guys a student, and the Indian guys the janitor +you can actually buy a book called islam for dummies . . r as it 's more commonly known , the quran . _ credits : r / sickipedia +All these 4/20 tweets are retarded most of these nig nogs haven't even smoke a blúnt ever +" we dont trust these niggas all these bitches " +He’d be an upper level RB2, low RB1 Who gets the goal line touches? I honestly thought he did and just wasn’t converting +McCarran-Walter Act, (Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952) allows 4 the Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by the President, whenever the President finds that the entry of aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the US. +What do you get when you cut a child into little pieces with a chainsaw? An erection. +What’s black underneath and white on top? Society +Hillary actually has some president in her At least before the elections PS: this was edited +Incels when will you learn that normies aren't your friends ? +Girls are like computers After four years you gotta sell the parts to buy a new one +A wild Cyndaquil has appeared! Available until 10:58:38 (21m 4s) IV: 71.11 Move: Ember/Flame Charge. https://t.co/tbk1PCdNnm +Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver. +what do you call a mentally challenged person in a car accident ? mashed potato . +What did the Black slave do when he was caught running away? He went to go hang with the fam 😴 +Why did the husband get an erection after killing his wife? Because the kids were watching +Justin Trudeau Behaving Like a Child ` I saw him stick his tongue out ' : Trudeau accused of ` childish behaviour ' in House of Commons | Globalnews.ca . +I once knew a half Berber half Sicilian with straight blonde hair and green eyes there was nothing Negroid about him at all . +We have to do our duty and protect ourselves against islamization! +There’s a fine line between sex with a minor and sex with a minority. One is illegal and the other one is gross. +Hey! You're uncle died. +John podesta recieved a pedometer recently but had to return it because the damn thing was always going off. +Saudi cleric believes earth does not revolve around sun. There must be 50 ways to return to the 7th century with #Islam as your expert guide +Can not wait for this week to be over. Tomorrow is not going to know what fucking hit them 👊 +another hilarious dead baby joke why did the dead baby cross the road ? it was stapled to the chicken +Chess master leya. RT @Zee_Ntakana: Baba has so many files on these niggas.. that's why they fear him so much +Life is like a piece of meat Doesn't last long for Africans. +xpost from r/news - Teenager’s Jailing Brings a Call to Fix Sex Offender Registries +Just got some great news regarding Net Neutrality with my locally owned cable internet provider they told me that they will never slow down any access on any website their mission is to increase speeds +exchanged some ethereum when it was 0.086 bitcoin and now ethereum's already at 0.084, very nice #BitcoinGonnaMakeIt #BitcoinIsKing +Yes! hatred of the English is very real and it 's not going to get better any time soon . +Intelligent parents usually have intelligent kids the same as when two good looking people procreate , it usually results in good looking kids , more genetic than luck . +I think your right about the R meaning registered trade mark . +I simply go over their research and then regurgitate the info . +Let's hope he 's right , and that the heads of the Marxist elites currently ruling Europe start to roll . +I don't get why so many white girls are dating black guys nowadays, or why they would have kids. It will be so much easier on their children if they were to just stay with their own and not be mixed like that. +Stop tweeting hate to Ashton. He's allowed to have a bad day or be in a bad mood. He can't have sunshine shooting out of his ass everyday. +"@shumstafa that's fucking disgusting. ""there's no song called 'i kissed a trans man'"" LIKE??? that's not the point????" +What did the Jewish father say when his son asked if he can borrow fifty dollars? "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?" + pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a year - old girl runs by . one turns to the other and says , " man , i bet she used to be really hot ! " +What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick up a dead girl's ass. +We say here that if we want to be lied to just watch the news ! +How many of y'all have watched the documentary, "The Sign" - and what are your thoughts? +@sailor_shatter YES. Do that. Plus San Antonio is a good place to drink and party, even though it's a dirt town. But Austin is right there. +what do you call a year old with no friends ? a sandy - hook survivor +After looking at the #TinderThots on @Sperg's channel I'm understanding MGTOW much better now. +Honestly, I've been thinking of shady tweeting since heck knows when. Kaso putanginaaaa hahahahahaha evil thoughts yon hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 +I am so sick of apologizing for being white. +Aw he was going to send the money back to his niglet family in nigeria ... +@rje @kinifi Yes it was their April 1st thing. It was a you-get-one-pixel-every-5-minutes collaborative drawing chaos joke. +When I make love with my girlfriend she says romantic words such "Help!", "Who are you?", "Why are you doing this to me?". +someone fucking bungee corded my locker shut??????????? +i bеliеvе that [ removed ] +Some days... I wish that the holocaust really did exist. +What did the black guy say on the clothing advertisement? "I Pick Cotton on" +It's not Alabama's fault... It's just that incest runs in the family! +Anyone who 's been to Newark knows that it 's pretty much a third world country . +Why can't I have colored eyes like my siblings 😭😭 +I want me a coon ass girl lol +RT @jasminef0014: WHYYY!!! THIS IDIOT IS SENDING US INTO #WWIII https://t.co/7EahKrL4VS +What has four legs and one arm? A pit bull in a playground. +If you want to have a shit time just look at the subreddit girlsmirin Pure suicide fuel +Why Don't Jewish Cannibals Like Eating Germans? They give them gas. +.@AlexKOliver's incredible stats on gender inequality in senior Australian government will make for vital @LowyInstitute reading #WaNS +My dishwasher stopped working recently... I found beating it until it worked would get it back in line. +Temp:14.0°C Wind:3.1mph N Light air. Pressure:1007.6hPa Falling Autoforecast:Fairly fine, showery later +Why do Japs have squinty eyes? Atomic bombs are really bright. +we won a mighty victory against the skeptics because we finally found a group of people moar dysfunctional than we are. +Feel free to point out the intelligence in your claim that Germans have achieved nothing . +Glad y'all had fun and that rainbow ocean was amazing, #BTSinAnaheim Day 1 💕 #twtinanaheim hope y'all get some sleep thou 😊 +.@SwiftOnSecurity HTTP going over WiFi has ended relationships. Ah, the early 2000's. Wardriving. Those were the days. +Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream +"Then did you think that We created you uselessly and that to Us you would not be returned?"" #Quran #God #Allah April 07, 2017 at 10:30AM" +Telling me "DON'T HELP THIS PERSON, THEY ARE NOT REALLY VICTIMS" probs isn't going to get you the reaction for which you are looking. +I am in awe that r/FA allows this shitposting by females +Whats the difference between someone who self harms and the knife they use Nothing, they’re both edgy +don't try to turn this into an immigration issue. we could care less where he's from. we don't want him to speak for us. @triggerasaurus +Looking through youtube comments on a female youtubers videos/channel is enraging White knights validating her by the thousands, ready at a moments notice to take a bullet for someone that doesn't even care about them +So during us building house #3 we had someone fall off the face of the earth, someone die, and someone get arrested :-) +All I need is a 100 million dollars Bc I got that bad bitch +- Vegetable Oi! - You're a moron? Vegetable OIL, motherfucker +Thanks for the #RT! @marshawright @PrettyFru @cgm807 @poesravenlady @axelmojave @wallabemu7_62 Have a great week! +'Shark Tank' investor Barbara Corcoran reveals her top 3 productivity tricks https://t.co/Y1E55deHgI #productivity #todolist #getthingsdone +one time i saw this negro take a shit so i went ahead and flushed her baby for her +#PrayerTimes : The time for Esha has set in according to Vereeniging Local Time. Esha : 19:25 (31 Mar) +Whatever happens, I won't let racism become a big trend again. I refuse. Over my fuckin dead body bitches, I'm mixed I can't be racist +i just had my first child , he will be one next week. i will not push my views on him because if you push things on your child they tend to rebel ! my child will learn right from wrong from my positive examples and he will see the truth . +His most recent research documents the ways individual young men of color attending second-chance secondary-level educational programs resist and renegotiate negative positionings of who they are and can become. +You have no idea how much water is wasted a year... On starving children +big shout out to my man prince one whole year without sucking dick ! +But I also don't want to fucking give in and binge bc I've been doing so well. But I can't give in and binge bc I have no food +What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Euthanasia +I suggest to remain private for a whole month or more We need normies to lose interest, if you do this, every anti incel sub will die very soon and be useless. +There needs to be a worldwide policy of swift action against any person who uses Weapons of Mass Destruction. +Action Opportunity: Investigate the Appearance of a Culture of Corruption Endangering Lakota Children : troubledteens +swallows how do you know if you have a high sperm count ? when your wife has to chew before she swallows . +How do you get ethiopians to dance at a rave? Stick food on the ceiling. +"literally ever since I started stanning bts and learning Korean my ""friends"" have been making fun of me , like can I do anything w/o getting" +You know just because there family or friends stalking is stalking and harassment all the same so dont let the left fool you..😂😂😂 obsessed people are obsessed people..😂😂 +"""Desi your friend is so damn ugly. You know how you look at people & be like alright they cool, no he is really ugly."" 😂😂😂😂" +putting the horse's well being before everything else. Her dream is to continue to compete while in parallel buying horses and developing +what 's the difference between a pony and a ten year old girl ? the pony does n't collapse under my weight . +College is different because for the most part the high schoolers with attitude problems do n't go . +When you fart next to your Jewish friend. -A little gas never hurt nobody. -Oh wait! +Well, even after a #Rawaftermania #Raw is still bland, same old one hit wonders, random call ups, sheep and laboured trash. Goodnight. +Just your average legal immigrant naturalized American citizen college educated white collar professional hetero Christian white boy. +Doctor:: Are you sexually active? Me:: Yes. Doctor:: Do you experience any discomfort during penetration? Me:: There hasn't been any penetration- Doctor:: So you're not sexually active. Last summer, student health services at my university. First time I was made aware that without penetration, whatever I'm doing doesn't count as sex, whether I'm heterosexual or homosexual. I'm a 19-year-old female. Made me feel erased, uncomfortable. +I would tell you a joke about my dad But he beat me to it. +They need the white male distracted as much as possible and of course the glorification of the groid ; two birds one stone . +why are / victims so skilled at reading ? they could go through stories in seconds . +What did the workers say in the 2nd twin tower when the 1st one got hit? "Glad we missed a bullet there." +I only ordered once-by cash and had no problems . +These "teens", the refugee "children", do they have names? +Indeed of course this is also why they are so shocked when the worm turns and angry mobs are constructing gibbets. +@AFL BOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CROOKS!!! +You're the closest to that @travisnashh don't call me sexist cause im the farthest from that, but holy fuck I hate feminine activists +if u ever feel bad bc u broke a fuckboy's heart chill bc he ain't got a heart +Why yes! @PatrickEheM Call me sexist, biased, or whatever. I seriously think terrible driving is passed down through the Y chromosome. +These dusty bitches keep bringing up Sky's kids and then act shocked when she lunges at them. +I'd probably point out the inherent contradiction in calling it MULTI-culturalism if the goal is to consolidate all cultures ( into one ) . +My guess is that if your district has too few `` minority '' students they will start bussing them in from more `` cultural '' neighborhoods . +Is it possible to go to a software company and get hired for being autistic? +Newbie here, saw this on twitter, I am trying as I am so tired of conservatives being blocked and banned. +.@MelbourneCity (And yes we know the reason why he's out here is not to put his hand up for the job) Or is it? ... 😏😏😏 +what is the most difficult thing to hide in a pool full of dead babies ? my erection +13% shy 65% bitch 22% homosexual +What do you call a nugget rapper Lil Stumpy +Request for evidence: Where is the data showing that people are more likely to help a woman than a man I can't find it but I know a few studies have been done +"""We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us"" -Charles Darwin" +TT Just How Fast the night changes #LITMPagtatapat #FPJAPBalikBilibid #MDHKasagutan MCLISSE IWFIL OnStarMusic +I think happiness has something to do with Netflix, popcorn, and your favorite hot wings. +NFL Free Agency: Vikings sign former Rams QB Case Keenum to one-year, $2M deal plus incentives - Adam Caplan; 2,201 yards, 9 TDs in 2016 (E… +Let a nigguh try me , fuck around fuck around fuck around meet his daddy +My dad used to always warn me about anal He would say "now son, this may hurt a bit". +Traditional Marketing methods have been used to enhance Digital presence and vice versa. What Say ? #Marketing #DigitalMarketing +I bought my blind friend a chesse grater for his birthday... ...he said it was the most violent novel he ever read... +what has legs and ca n't walk ? jerry and his kids +I want to wish all students here and everywhere else the best of luck on your mid-terms . +Wishing a happy New Year to all Slavic brothers and sisters Let 's hope this will be a good year for us +#guildchat A2a Paraphrasing Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “How do I design thee? Let me count the ways.” Opening with something like that.. +Ross Barkley is a fucking dirty bastard! #LFC #EFC +everybody who disagrees with me is fake right pls read my blog-zine thx +How do you show your wife shes doing a bad job in the laundry room? Hanger. +Oh yeah it 's because they study so hard and their family 's value education ect ect ...... +Can a woman seek publicity online without becoming a thot? +The thing about fiction is it rarely survives contact with the real world. +"They get bitter, they cling to DYNAMITE VESTS AND ISLAM or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-Cristian sentiment or anti-assimilation sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." +uh bortion +@StardustSushi NO i got harassed because i called out yoi and all the Shit that comes with it LOL literally just ta… https://t.co/ee5mg4vpIY +How come I won't pray but find time for a bitch +How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You can’t, their frail body’s are to tired to move from lack of food. +what do you think happened to the girl who went into the shady neighborhood nothing you pricks what did you think would happen she get raped? sick fucks +Something similar is happening in Belgium at the moment , but on a larger scale . +You may want to cut down on the milk too if you watch this . +How could have 9/11 been an inside job? The planes came from the outside +i walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read , " one day , this could be you . " so i put my money back in my pocket , just in case he 's right . +What did Carrie Fisher's on screen mom and her real life mom have in common? They both died from sadness. +What discrimination, as a man, have you personally faced because of your gender? +The biggest mistake you can make is listening to people who've given up on their dreams telling you to give up on yours. - Umair Hague +Dads are just like boomerangs! ... I hope +You know we're 50% of the population, right? @ChristianCraw4 I'm not sexist but I do feel there are too many women on ESPN #notthesame +I even feel distanced from friends but like im annoying the fuck out of all of them. IM NOT USED TO FEELING THAT +Why are Sex Ed and Drivers ed on different days in the Middle East? They don’t want to tire out the camel +there are two things i hate the first is racism and the second one is sitting right next to a nigger in a bus +What do McDonalds and Catholic priests have in common they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns +RT @2AFight: Muslim Jihadi? Keep Calm and.... http://t.co/iW6HT090s8 #PJNET #tcot #tgdn #ccot #RedNationRising #teaparty #2A #NRA http://t.… +What did the Italian say as he bombed Brooklyn? Badda Bing Badda Boom! +.@ILivUndrUrBed @Bananaramble @ListenToRaisin Yes. Your apathy. +i feel like it disappoints so many ppl that i won't go to a bar but i yam who i yam. im not a drinker or a people person. i'd rather be home +There is no different versions of bad when it comes to race traitors , if you date a non white it is bad , no matter if the non-white is asian , black or arab. +Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers. +And then for ICT I need to do my evaluation and for science I need to do an evaluation on one piece of coursework & add something to another +I love when Dem celebs w 110 IQs accuse Trump - w 155 IQ, hugely successful in 5 diff fields, earner of $10B, winner of the US presidency against both major political parties and the media - of being stupid or crazy. +is "i don't have a high sex drive" female cope for being attracted to chads only? +air quality is on the decline from all the illegals shitting their pants after trumps win . +United Blood Center at 6930 W Charleston and 601 Whitney are urgently calling for blood donors +In music today we learned that percussion is when you hit something to make music..... does that make Rihanna a percussion instrument? +I know people find it hard to seek a difference as of it would take away from your research ability when looking things up on social media, but again we are talking about a extreme issue where people live to take everything anything and live on a page to attack you and your family. +You may be a normalfag if: you can't tell the difference between fellow normalfags and the initiated. +"Realizing that you are no longer the ""coolest kid"" at School is an Identity Crisis for everyone at UCSC and that is why they sabotaged me.🎭🗿" +when you think about it , the chinese eat the most pussy . +Going to Mountain View today. Can't wait! Horrid drive, but having introductory meetings in person is so much better than phone. +How do you pronounce a black persons name? Make sure the r is hard. +And nah I ain't fucking wit bitches cus they wasn't fucking wit me☝🏽 +“@OGeezLouise: Bout time RT @JoeBudden: Some of these chicks don’t want a man, they just want support.” Tell that bitch to get a bra +If you're an instrumental musician and you want your music featured on our podcast, let us know - we have no cash will absolutely give you so many shoutouts and liner notes citations... +what 's the difference between a pakistani school and an al - qaeda base ? what 's the difference between a pakistani school and an al - qaeda base ? i do n't know , i just fly the drone +I painted my wall black! It looks really cool in my opinion! Black is my favorite color anyway. +Sex is a lot like camping. Best done in the woods with a troop of Brownies. +& this dumb bitch don't got a thing to tell me!! +Handyman admits to killing at least 8 Mass. women Bookmark this story for the next time some ignorant apologist for Negro crime claims that only white men are serial killers . +What's the best thing... about reposting the same joke over and over again? Seriously, not a joke. Stop it. +Groove Camp, you were amazing. Thankful. 😊 #GrooveCamp2017 #P31Kenya #GreaterHeights https://t.co/rI5tMYklxA +"@ivery5000 @cosmicfirepeace @g_mccray @nuzzel More like ""witless"" or ""dimwitted"" Russian agent. Zero wits." +What did the autistic deaf and blind orphan get for Christmas. Leukemia +I wanna be fucked ! I learn here https://t.co/yiqtETsRUJ https://t.co/Kj11r6FF52 +so i walk into a store and ask the asian cashier for a black lighter he hands me a pack of magnums condom i say " lighter " , he laughs and said " so , so , so uh sorry . i hear black condoms " +Pinkerton security guards used rock salt in shotguns on trespassers in Ohio , they shot a neighbor of mine with it during the mid 1970 's . +If they do n't find a way to kick out the brown cloud that 's already there the Danish gene pool is lost . +Oh, don't forget... #ItsOKToBeWhite today! +they blame it on the alchohol but claim the truth come out when they drunk..they defend the hoe being a hoe, you backward ass mofos +Uh.....@MSNBC ~ cut the damn drum crap between segments Irritating as HELL .@hardball +We have a National party in Canada they are just not that recognized yet. check out Nationalist Party of Canada and support ! +You better watch your hoe she fuckin everybody +People say... People say that if you're nervous when speaking to a group of people you should picture them naked. It's a brilliant idea. That is unless, you work in a nursery +How does a pedophile like his Subway sandwiches? Like he likes his women, 6 and 12 +Also grabbed fries off my plate without asking, then said "I stole your fries," proceeded to eat half while I glared +Those things are terrible, but you really just have to ignore them. Just let it go and it will go away on its own. +He wouldn't be on that subreddit it he had a masculine jawline +I never had a chance Never had a chance to live life, suffering is all i know +No Proof of Trump-Russia Collusion but Lots of Evidence of Obama Spying https://t.co/AYWR3dw4yH #featured1 via @ConstitutionNat +FGM of beef curtains When roasties get plastic surgery to hide the beef curtain genetics, isn't it femoid genital mutilation? +When Trump used the term "shit-hole" I thought he was talking about Detroit. +OWENS LIFTS UP JERICHO OVER HIS SHOULDERS! OWENS- STUPID IDIOT? STUPID IDIOT? STUPID IDIOT? LET'S SEE WHO THE STUPID IDIOT IS CHRIS JERICHO! +what is the difference between an alarm clock and a baby ? you only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it go to sleep . +IT'S OVER, TOO SOCIAL ISOLATED TO PAY A HOOKER I dont have a car, i have to take a bus or walk for like 40 minutes to have sex with a hooker (i will cum in 10 seconds btw) but i am too retard to go outside, i dont know but i feel so weird when im outside, i sweat a lot and i dont have courage +Curious as to what GamerGate finds more offensive: that I'm overweight or that I'm completely unapologetic & unashamed of it? +I visited my local store's back to school sale, and i was very disappointed There was not an AR15 in sight +What do you call a sneaky slave? An Incognegro +Where in the world does everybody have one last name? Alabama, USA. +What do you get when you mix a black person with an Octopus? I don’t know, but it sure would be good at picking cotton! +I hate people who say the stareotype that all rednecks are incestuous is true. I'd beat them all up, if I wasn't busy taking care of my son/nephew. +I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. #AlwaysJaDineLasVegas +Julian Assange If the CIA spent more time investigating terrorists and less time training and arming them we might not have had today's truck attack in New York. +Interesting question Can a child without parents order a family size pizza? +Hope this isn’t used but... What is the similarity of my dreams and my father? Burnt to a crisp. +Hi Twitter Kick Idiots out of your life when they are the indirect Reason you spend the Night in the drunk Tank 😡😡 +Retweeted @charliekirk11 ISIS getting slaughtered: Square miles liberated from ISIS Trump: 26,000 -- Obama: 13,200 Total Square miles held by ISIS Trump: 1,930 -- Obama: 17,500 Estimated # of total ISIS Fighters: Trump: 1,000 -- Obama 35,000 # of people freed: Trump: 5.3M -- Obama 2.4M +Just watched the CCTV footage from the night I was gang raped. Needed a wank and the internet was down +Biggest LOVE sweetest Blessings to you ALL ♡🙏✨ And infinite thanks endless gratitude for everything <HUG>🌹 💌 i ℒℴѵℯ you ALWAYS ! . .🕊🌿. . +Bill O'Reilly's History of Settlements and Harassment Detailed In Scathing New York Times Report - Hollywood Reporter … +I can't force women to be attracted to me (and nor do I want to) But I would be lying if I didn't say that there seems to be no women whatsoever that find me attractive. +486:521 Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars, Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars, #AMNDBots +I'm going to burn in hell with the hindus and the muslims and anyone else that doesn't believe in...err.. who?? Oh yeah yahweh! FUCK OFF!! +Some movies are made to facilitate dudes to pick girls up. Think out side the box lil nigguh +Give a man a fish and it’ll feed him for a week. Give a man a poisoned fish and it’ll feed him for his lifetime +How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? None, they all keep going down the drain. +RT @Phly_By_Nature: This shit is trash fam. UBER FUCKING TRASH!!!! https://t.co/pxU1rW0quS +.@JustDavidVideos Meh, I've seen enough messed up stuff from each other country, I'll take my chances here. +Update to iOS 12 The update will come tomorrow I’m on iOS 11.4 And I want jb Cam I update or just waiting? +It will be belated wishes now because I wont get the chance to see Nick until after the new year but I will pass them on . +Fucking Verona. Can't believe this shit. My luck is the worst +Taking drugs ease the pain so wen I think about shit I don't go insane +AMA: New reddit CEO talks about banning subreddits - ours does not appear to be in danger +Dear MSM, The "Alt-Right" showed up at the "Unite the Right" rally with weapons .... to PROTECT themselves against the VIOLENT attacks from ANTIFA and BLM SEE THE BERKELEY RIOTS We will NOT passively sit back and watch our fellow Americans get BRUTALIZED by THUGS It's called SELF DEFENSE #MAGA +Excuse me. Are you lost? +i had a threesome with my grandma and grandpa . they re really heavy sleepers +If you want to buy the homes and businesses around you pm Ill show you how to purchase these propertys when they become available , even with bad or no credit or money . +LGBT people are six times more likely to attempt suicide than normal people. +"@Getawhale Where will our anti-humor, anti-hero venture to next? Find out on the next episode of ""Getawhale""" +Why the most popular day to exercise is “tomorrow.”?!? You better stop thinking of yourself as lazy.. 🏋 time! +If niggaz ain't fucking with @TroyAve I ain't fucking with them! #powder💯 +I'm a powerful god I have so much power over people and I can move things with my mind +My Jokes are like food... Ethiopians don't get it. :l +Shitting hell as if one of those aircraft carrier planes just almost hit my bloody roof, clipped the bloody tree!! 😳😳😳 +dear self PLS jst finish a goddamn book b4 u start browsing for other books there's already a huge pile on ur current reading list as it is +THANK YOU to @Melissa_Magee of @6abc for serving as our MC of #DishItUp & supporting our mission! Action News video: https://t.co/3tN9OMTu9n +what was kurt cobain 's greatest release ? the safety lever +My boss farted in front of a Jewish client. A little gas never killed anybody. +Did you know penguins scream during sex? Well, at least the one I cornered at the zoo did. +-Sir, we have to do something about North Korea. Tillerson: Can we drill for oil there? -No. Tillerson: Well I'm fresh out of ideas. +Positives of Being a sub 5 subhuman You are a kissless dateless friendless virgin for life. +Just a reminder that our president is a piece of racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, 💩- who makes fun of the disabled&brags about rape 👍 +There are a lot of white babies being born in the South , but it 's still not what it should be . +How you call the nigger with down? Brownie +Oh well, you don't look Indian. +I don't have a problem with black people... ...I think everyone should own one. +what is the only thing that separates humans form animals the mediterranean sea +RT @CashOutMolly: bitches is stupid .. they get cheated on BY THEY MAN and wanna go fight the girl . NO BITCH leave that nigga and move on … +Siy to Bernil: A lot of what you have to do is to address HR concerns. How will you be able to balance this with your plans? +Why Hitler was the best at chemistry class? He always knew where the concentration camp is. +Wanna know why they call me the pussy smasher? Cuz I hit all the cats I see with my car +What's the difference between my dick and my wife? I don't beat my dick +studentcels, how was the first week of school? +I heard this subreddit was full of reposts. Know what else is reposted? The missing flyers for 2 year old I kidnapped and beat. +"""@Gorgeousachick: #BBNaija how I wish ttt is still in d house.... his wife wud av visited d house.... yawa for gas"" lol" +Hope you all don't mind me discussing my Multiple Personality Disorder with you all at times +What's your favourite fingering for music? On my guitar I like fingering a minor +I was a substitute teacher for the Jackson Mississippi Public School System in the late 1990 's . +True. As long as they don't consider themselves "conservative" then they can be low key racist & still feel good about themselves. +I NEED SOME DICK PILLS GODDAMMIT, IM A FAILED FAKE BBC, CALL BBCless-cel +#ILoveObama for knowingly retelling the wage gap myth & #1in5 myth plus blaming all men for rape via #ItsOnUs all to prop up Hillary 2016. +I like my women like i like my slinkies Cheap, plastic, and a tangled mess beyond repair. +If my dog got sprayed by a skunk, will killing it make the smell go away? Because so far the smell is still here. +RT @thecoreyholcomb: All these bitches somewhere coughing like a mug http://t.co/Pow2SHkwIz +His white male privilege seemingly offsets his Muslim diversity points, leaving this a tricky case for The SF cognoscenti to categorize +You you can't get no money silly hoe + weeks ago my dear old grandma past away . yesterday grandad also past away . me and the family like to think he died of a broken heart , not a massive cardiac tear like the doctors say . +Lerato is a hustler guys. The girl really started from nothing. She's just pushing. @leratokganyago re a go lebogisha +what do you call a homosexual on roller skates ? rolaids . [ source] ) +What word begins with M and ends in arriage and it's a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby. +they should bring back the new scooby - doo movies i would love to see scooby - doo meets the tsarnaev brothers . +Incels, here's THE solution to your problems! +I know there's another side, the guys and girls on the Jetskis are thinking wow what a buitful day, look at those boring people sunbathing😝 +I went to therapists' office He raped me. +What do Africans get for Christmas? Hungry, malaria, dengue fever, and 12 hour shifts mining for diamonds with AK-47's pointed at their backs. +Me (I'm a gay man):: I majored in women's studies in undergrad. Classmate:: Oh, are you gay? Me:: Yeah, why? Classmate:: Damn, that's a shame, dude! You could have gotten mad bitches! I don't even know where to begin. Made me feel ashamed, abnormal. +What’s the kid with Down syndrome’s favourite song Dial up tones +Court Orders Website to Produce Visitor Data Regarding Inauguration Day Rioters —Ace +Chelsea are the Vladimir Klitschko of football and I am fucking sick of Klitschko +According to the 2005 Census Data from HERE : Non-Hispanic Whites = 66.8 % Hispanics = 14.5 % Blacks = 11.9 % Asians = 4.3 % American Indians = 0.7 % Pacific Islander = 0.1 % Other = 0.3 % Multiracial = 1.4 % Total = 100 % +RT @_Drettab: I hate you sidelines hoes y'all got so much courage 😩😂 +Somebody could explain relative motion to the Saudi Cleric, but it would be water off a ducks back. #Islam +Fortunately for Golden Dawn they do n't depend that much on the internet , since they are a grass-roots organization through and through . +What’s the most confusing day in Harlem? Father’s Day +Normal people, how do you start a conversation without having a heart attack ? +"I👏WOULD👏NEVER👏DATE👏A👏BAD👏PERSONALITY" *gets beaten to death by Chad boyfriend* +"Hey you guys! Putrump (@realDonaldTrump & @PutinRF_Eng) just changed their relationship status to ""it's complicated""! #LoveIsABattlefield" +RT @hornylieber: A fucking mood: https://t.co/X5wsBf6Lfz +My marriage is like a match of tennis. Backhand after backhand after backhand. +Yesterday I lost 2 things. 1. My virginity. 2. My job at the morgue. +This stupid bitch gonna end up dead.. she needs a wake up call before she ends up doing something stupid to the wrong person. +- I non-stop rape the girls until they die. - You literally stop when they die ?? wtf dude +My father 's family is originally from the Highlands in Britain/Scotland and my mother 's family is British . +I just got a really fucking sick feeling in your stomach +did you hear about the rape victim ? of course not , i never get caught . +I know why Sasha had to go & props to her starring role, but Michonne...To hell with that! #TheWalkingDead #DeyWalking +Amnesty is mass manufacturing of democrat voters that will result in indefinite one-party rule Amnesty is reward for breaking the law & theft of billions of taxpayer dollars Any form of amensty is treason & an act of war by the government against citizens Stopping amnesty is worth fighting for +War on Iran in February ( 1 ) ( 1/21/2012 ) In last December I learned that my brother and sisters would have a trip to India and Dubai between Feb. 2 to Feb 15 , 2012 . +I hope she kicks your ass out. @dm_vargas07 I'm not sexist but ... No female is ever gonna tell me what to do.. That includes my mom +A priest, a homosexual and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a beer. +I'm just saying, I'm BASICALLY BLACKER THAN YOU. +In /r/relationships, a female self-admitted rapist who wants to divorce her male victim, calls the cops on him and has him arrested for pushing her and leaving with his progeny (x-post) +YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT A KISS FEELS LIKE FUCK +what do you call a dog with no legs ? it does n't matter , he 's not coming no matter what you call him . +the lesson of tonight is that the GOP candidates for governor did not violently assault any journalists or pull guns on them, and that's why they lost +"@1DHQDaily @radiodisney my baby is losing #SteveAoki & #LouisTomlinson ""Just Hold On"" #Mashup @radiodisney" +This is why we are getting brigaded and spammed with platitudes. +🏆 RT @UBoyRock17: Every bitch n my passenger seat I dun fucked at least one time +YES REALLY AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU! ahahahahah @papi4481 I'm not sexist, but a new Ghostbusters movie with a female cast....really? +I hate being home alone bc I have to go out by my damn self +ok im.not even like over my phone doing this like yes I Google twd fanart on the reg but why tell me this like I'm in mourning +>hours every day Not true. >begging people to join your server It is a private server to keep the shitty users and minors out. [...] In fact, anyone here can join if they PM me . +Ugh, I hate living here. There's so many black people around. +I wonder how many Jews would denounce that "Yiddishkeit" is a thing? +I can't believe slaves were chained together and then thrown into the ocean. They threw away good metal. Edit: Hope y'all know that sick slaves were thrown off the ships to prevent the rest of the slaves from being sick. +Greatest books ever written The Republic - Plato The Wealth of Nations - Adam Smith Discourse on the Method - Rene Descartes On Liberty - John Stewart Mill Don Quixote - Miguel Cervantes My Twisted World - Elliot Rodger +Can a man be so foolish to commit is Life Journey to a blind man. Receive Sight, Study the Bible. Know D TRUTH. +" mom ! my sister finally got her period ! " " how do you know that , son ? " . " dads dick tastes like blood " . +Hey, guys I 'm new to SF but I 've long had right wing views about immigration looking to join a white nationalist group I live in Huron county PM me if you have a group I could join or if you know of one in my area ! +why are black people so much into bdsm ? because they are used to saying : " yes , master . " +Make this a problem for your parents.Get their attention where it should be : On the welfare of their child , and their own Race . +Foaming av just used me card to buy 20 fags from the shop and they've took fucking 20 quid out me bank what a liberty +A Jew with an erection walks into a wall. What part of his body hits the wall first? His nose. +How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder. +Better transformation beginnings... first is before, second is one week later +Hi I´m Juana, I´m a proud white Spanish women, a Nationalist, and far right. +RT @wildkthjjg: it's a cruel scene of a banana eating one of his family. https://t.co/7g5DG5nF6e +Friend:: I'm just not attracted to Black guys like that. Me:: ... But your boyfriend is Black. Friend:: Not really. She doesn't consider her boyfriend 'that black' because he is from the suburbs, his dialect reflects his middle class upbringing, he likes World of Warcraft and doesn't listen to rap. +who would've thought the most petty people u would ever come across would be male college graduates 🤷🏼‍♀️ +What’s the difference between Black Lives Matter protest and a yellow light? I slow down when I see a yellow light. +San Diego public schools will create ‘safe spaces’ for Muslims while forcing non-Muslim students to learn about… https://t.co/VvOC0ldd04 +bill cosby bill cosby walks into a school . +I'm not really sure yet if I feel comfortable with this idea, but watching these assholes band together is reminiscent of MRA behavior. +I had a bottle of Extra Virgin Olive oil Then Bill Clinton Came... +i used to post on here a few years back as kruger but for some reason i cant register with that name so here goes with the new one 88 to all i know and to those i will meet +Kurt Cobain walks into a bar... He orders two shots +what 's the difference between a pile of a dozen dead babies and a lamborghini ? i do n't have a lamborghini in my garage : / +I had to ride a bus downtown in the mid 70s , to take the test for my ham radio license . +Did you hear about the new chap stick for black people? It comes in spray cans! +Has @Cernovich been ticked off by twitter yet? +Zuko gets bitches +GUYS I AM WEARING A SUPER HERO OUTFIT WITH A CAPE +Half white and half white would probably be ok with me . +Hoes all on my bandwagon, your bitch gaggin, she jet laggin. #A$AP +APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS. YOU DON'T LIKE FLOWERS, FUCKING TERRORIST? https://t.co/HQCLaF4m26 +Was trying to find excuses for aunty Lori not to make me take this cardio class but she not taking it. Lol 😅😭 +.@philippenis @ApuPunchau Proof? Reliable source? +All the hoes on LoveandHipHop going to prom 😂😂😂 +First Date Me: "I work everyday with animals." Her: "Oh how sweet!! What is it that you do?" Me: "I'm a butcher." +Went to my first concert.. Went to vegas because I've always wanted to see Caleb Keeter. It was a killer concert. Beer was a little expensive but shots were free. A lot of people were mind blown. Overall great experience. +I've told my friends and all of them agree with me ( some only partially ) . +Theres a difference between marketing and being fucking annoying +But I callin out da race card. Ain't no colored podcasts out dare +Yeah I think they 'd be much better off back home . +Let's not forget that Joan Rivers was a privileged asshole who whined constantly about her lack of rights to tell oppressive jokes. +White knights in /r/mma accuse ref of "creeping" on a female fighter by simply doing his job, get called out by video evidence +Why did the violin teacher get fired? Because he fingered a minor +Because if we like computers, we sure as hell better not have ever dated or fucked anyone, ever. +It's very unsettling that the MSM is allowing this Hollywood sex cult narrative to continue.. they must have something BIG planned. +What blacks can't count above 30 ? They can only learn one number per year. +What's the difference between paul walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes +I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up, and in a box. +That's enough for me tonight Fam ... Stay Frosty #GamFam +@Freegeezy17 shoot that nigger bitch in the knees.... +my step mother? u r fucking hopeless. i hope u die. I hate U. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! +what does bill say to hillary after sex ? i 'll be home in an hour . +another article on the mail today on their side bet you they will be allowed to stay think of the money that these people soak off the irish people madness www.faem.com +I want to see and understand the world outside. I don't want to die inside these walls without knowing what's out there! - Eren +Im sorry but people need to realise that women are so inconsistent illogocal and all over the shop that they need to be guided and controlled Anything less than steering those who are tragically by default offcourse and who are prone to violent mental turbulence and bleeding out a lot therein disallowing themselves to be aligned to consistency and logicality, anything less than taking control of this is societal suicide +fucking baitest thing, whenever I drink alcohol my arms go numb..... every time +Man D-Rose has the worst luck ever bro like that shit is really sad +When news is this slow, I always wonder... What the hell is the #DeepState about to pull next? +Being an only child I was the only person in their will. Recently they both died of strokes Guess you can say that was a stroke of luck +Situation for Ukrainian patriots is turning for bad in Crimea Food for military attempted to pass through the fence . +Sometimes it gets so hard I think it's gonna break This has happened so many times since my ex GF broke up with me to be with her friend who she said was just a good friend but then...you know how this ends :( +"PrisonPlanet: Man tries to strangle elderly woman because she refuses to convert to Islam, yells ""Allahu Akbar,"" attacks police. …" +Hardship doesnt make you stronger It weakens you over time and crushes you eventually. +I like this video : Die Antwoord - `` Fatty Boom Boom '' ( Official Video ) - YouTube Girl dresses in blackface , shows Africa is savage , and makes fun of Lady Gaga . +The lack of self-awareness from @wadhwa right now is staggering and hilarious. #stopwadhwa2015 +Rose's are red I hope my slave has mowed my lawn George.w.bush's dad is now gone +I like my women how I like my pipelines Buried underground +TWD IS PRECIOUS. THANKS TO ALL THE CAST AND CREW MEMBERS YOU MAKE AN AMAZING SHOW. @TheWalkingDead #TWDFamily #walkerforever +Omfg now I have to go to church on saturdays too, if god hates fags then I hate him too +I thought that swedes were all nu-male beta cucks, but even they are already sick of the insane standards femoids impose on all men :O +Would Putin be doing what he is if Trump wasn't going along in some way? This President uses diversion. Anyone who cares needs to step up!!! +Chasing these hoes, better get cash nigga +These hoes will be exposed!! +RT @sonthatsniyaaah: want some nasty kisses, like lip biting, sucking, all that nasty shit 😩 +There is a new middle-eastern ice cream company that has gotten explosive response from critics... It’s called Ice-is +Stranger:: What do you do? Me:: I'm a professor. Stranger:: You're way too young to be a professor. You look like a student. I'm in my 30s and I dress more professionally than my colleagues. But I'm also petite and female. My male partner, who has the same age and occupation, is never told that he doesn't look like a professor. It sends me the message that I'm an imposter, merely play-acting at being a serious scholar or authority figure. Made me feel like no one will take me seriously despite my accomplishments. +Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine for a wound given by love. TANNER KCCGenSanSoon TMI +"""Go take your test now!! you're not gonna learn anything between now and 12 anyways. We are going to sing karaoke tonight!!""" +Why do most black people have short curly hair? Because it resembles the cotton they use to pick +RT @thereal_EMandM: Settling down is for pussies +What is the difference between Issac Newton and the dead baby in my apartment? Issac Newton died a virgin +You have 6 apples . You give 4 to a black guy , how many does he have ? 7 apples, the black fuck stole your phone as well. +What’s the difference between a black hooker and marble cheese? The cheese still looks great when I shred it. +College kids are use to hearing Black History Month or Native American History Month . +Niggas be bitches hoes be bitches ion see no difference +SO CLEVER @Billy_K11: How are girls so bad at math when they know so much about hair volume and the volume of their mascara #NotSexist +Alcohol helps with the pain If you truly want to help the pain,drink it will help you alot +A rambling text message sent to a beta cuck from his mother in law (Deleted) +Black Lives Matter movement leaders just banned white people and hispanics from attending meetings in Philly. Ok +First aid training helped me learn a lot Like, if the infant's parents aren't nearby, consent is implied. +I've got literal Nazis in my mentions, ten bucks says @Twitter enforcement does fuck all about it. +Y'all be cool out there in that cold chasing them hoes ✌️ +I'm going to school I'm driving my car There's a bomb in the back Allahu Akbar +I heard those kids at the border deserved it. +Tens Of Millions For Africa Drought Victims A # 52.25m emergency aid package has been put together to help millions of drought victims in the Horn of Africa , the Government has announced . +👉 RT @_WSBG: I'd rather be called nigger than a uncle tom or a mark +A young American patriot, Sybil Ludington is the female counterpart to the more famous Paul Revere. +It would be far from the first time jews come up with a fake hate crimes and besides all they do in general , so they 're guilty until proven innocent . +I be hearing niggas rap and i be so fucking done 😹😹😹 +What do you need to join the saudi intelligence agency? A butchers license +I asked my girlfriend how she was felt today... She said she felt dead, i told her good, because i feel like a necrophiliac. +Jokes aside, you really gotta hand it to the niggers.. because otherwise they'll stab you. +"Malusi said ""we can't be downgraded over one person"". That right there told me that he's out of his depth🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/e0O9v2RPrA" +Literally just shed a tear whilst laying under the intern table bc I thought TODAY was @benandjerrys free cone day. +C.N.N. Had story about this case today and said White Nationalist are using the story to help recruit people for there cause . +Well that snake looks fucking terrible! #WrestleMania #WWE #WWEtitle +@HumanistAfrican Think here: pregnancy termination, genetic modified foods, death sentence, environmental protection,... et cetera. +We can try and guess at the motivations of the Vegas shooter But it would be a shot in the dark. +You know, if my daughter is transgender, she can use any bathroom she wants to, In the adoption center. +I just asked on another related board if anyone had seen the at home alarm system commercial where the White guy breaks into a house and a Negro takes the alarm call and calls the cops ? +What's a Parkinson patients favorite website? Twitch +if a muslim beats his wife , would it be domestic violence or child abuse ? +*Sel calls Bai* Sel: where u at? Bai: at my fucking house +Is it just me, or are home door locks that are connected to your wireless network and can be unlocked via an app on your phone/tablet just a terrible, horrible, very bad idea? +hi [ removed ] +He use to run it a few year ago I use to run around with him and some other lads from London +@JeffBlogwell time to call hoes +White people cant be racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people +I try to change myself for the better,my friend in prison wrote me another letter, he said you better quit flippin cause everybody snitchin +i didnt say they 'd run but race mixing will eventually take over and america will be majority black or mixed race , whites will be in the minority except for in certain republican nationalist areas +I was thrown in the pit three times tonight and it was fucking lit 🤘🏻 +Then maybe it 's possible that female circumcision is no worse than male circumcision if done in the way you explained . +What is the biggest rice cooker in the whole world? The Enola Gay. +The thing is, you don't actually have to say any of that stuff for us to figure out who it's coming from. It's easy to track social groups. +what's the difference between 5 y/o locked in my basement and in my dick? my dick's always ready for round 2 +Yes they all know , I have felt this way for year more than I can to think about . +Why do black people walk funny? Pick the cotton put it in the basket, pick the cotton put it in the basket. +Not looking good, best wishes to the supporters in their battle for control. https://t.co/XL49yxEqwG +I called a rape help hotline Apparently it’s for the “victims” +Wow, you're a huge asshole! @JonTaylorr I'm not sexist, but women's football should be in the Paralympics. +Seems to be a requirement for that particular pathology? +Very nice I have a problem with clutter in my room , I would need to throw a hell of a lot out to make mine over but good job +Some hoes that tweet just make me mad lol +I speak on behalf of a balcony in Ecuador. +If your business in the flesh isn't a life giving glory to God, what makes you believe you will be a part of honoring Him after He ultimately destroys evil? +i hate when ppl in tv shows put their shoes on the couch get ur fuckin dirt steppers off the sitting place +E-sir @DrJoeAbah @FRSCNigeria I'm still waiting your thoughts on the my Drivers License Waka today. +If it was real they would have to call the show “Hawaii Oh no!” +These hoes don't like a nigga they love my money these niggas don't like a nigga they all want some'n! http://t.co/iUGyRIMr4D +“@Analyyxo: Say Something is the one Drake song I have to listen to when I'm in my feelings”fag +what 's the best thing about fucking a squirrel ? they always get the nut . +It's unfortunate, because I'd like to leave twitter as an avenue available to GamerGaters that have been targeted. +Is the RAF really that desperate for people to join way there constant advertisements on sound cloud +The true test of one's mettle is how many times you will try before you give up. KISSES MinuteKweenWinIt +"Good husband material doesn't occur naturally, but is instead the product (in part) of socialization, development, and social control" It's almost like we should ban internet porn and start encouraging women to become marriage material. +phoned my gran to say happy bday and she was greeting cause were phoning her from holiday 😂 UP THE KITTY +I can't wait to get my own #AltTech stuff up and running and discover that I won't get DDoSed, I won't get hacked, I won't get any attention at all, because by then the filters in place will completely silence what I am doing. +On vacation in the pool drinking a beer. Cut up guy joined me with the same swim shorts I had on. Felt like I was in a before/after shot. +some customers are so fucking annoying i hope they choke and die on the drinks i made for them +Oh I might be sick after seeing PK so much on #RHOBH finale. what an absolute TOERAG. give me strength +This is actually well hot 😩😩 @illuminatus_tog thank you for blessing my day 💕 https://t.co/EtFzSlrAoc +Illiteracy and malnutrition, directed at kids is child abuse. +Did You Know: No one has ever won the par three tournament and the Masters Tournament in the same year. #Masters +If you still use Twitter or Facebook, you're a kike shill +i'm sorry but ppl who think brendon urie is the epitome of vocal talent are so fucking boring +I have green eyes which come from my Celtic ancestry . +Oh, but you're Latin, so you must love the heat! +I failed my biology test today when they asked what is most commonly found in cells, apparently black people wasn't the right answer. +Suicide Fuel for Incels Age 24 and Older Most femoids have been sexually active for more than a decade than you have. +Why do niggers have white palm and soles To keep the cotton clean +I have no idea how anyone is seeing blue at all. I see no blue. +michele&ross are such talented actors BUT it doesn't make what their characters did less harmful! you can't excuse rape apologists like that +@MrJonRotten Muchos muchos worse than that is that he doesn't always follow back - the lying bastard. +How do you prevent your daughter from losing her virginity with 13? Fuck her when she's 12. +how are an overturned cigarette truck and the orlando shooting similar ? they both dropped at least fags +I wish I was appreciated by a human female I would even settle for a man, I just want to be appreciated +Mcskillet CS:GO UNBOXING VIDEO NEW CASE So what’s up guys it Mcskillet from the afterlife and today we will be doing another case opening So let’s jump right into it. *unboxes mclaren* Mcskillet: i used to own one of these if I rembember correctly it was statrak battle scarred and it had 3 kills. +Television nowadays is so damn terrible and it just shows the stupidity of this generation +Looks like he is kidnapped by some cousin fucking Pakistani Punjabi like you. +So to the fat, toothless, sack chasing bitch that just yelled at me from her busted ass van window. Fuck off and get a real job +I'm sick of bitching about things that are beyond my control. +CNN's article on the man from Syria who lost 25 family members in 1 day including his set of twins, wife, & parents was so heartbreaking. +YOUR WIT HATH BLINDED ME @TheRealTempus @YesYoureSexist Damn you made a page all about it, daddy never loved you huh? +All I plan to do for the remainder of my Saturday is perfect my tweet. #IfYouStayReadyYouDontHaveToGetReady 😂 +These #liberals literally are mentally ill they find a way to insult @POTUS for donating his salary! like actually y'all need to chill out +How long do you think it would take for the men’s rights movement to be as successful as feminism? +even though i was out in the rain for roughly 2 hours yesterday playing my game... i kicked ass and finally got back on the field B) +Convention stress, zine stress, moving stress, friendships stress and other things are killing me and I need time away. +White guy, about his Asian girlfriend:: She's mad at me because she says I don't take her seriously when she talks about being discriminated against. I don't even know what she means when she says that she's being discriminated against. White guy friend:: It's like people making fun of you. Does she have low self-esteem? First guy:: Oh yeah. Friend:: Well, that's why she thinks like that. Overheard on the subway in a large, diverse, U.S. city. I'm a Japanese American woman, mid-30s, who has been hearing stuff like this my whole life. This made me feel pathologized, like all my bad experiences were in my head instead of in society, and like issues such as discrimination aren't taken seriously. +Saw a few women dressed up real nice and i felt so intimidated Made me feel so inferior and brought to attention the fact that women have all the power in the world and will never like me +Like I can't have niggas thinkin ho-tep talk time is apart of my party sets. +Not only an immigrant, a Muslim, he was a fucking Uber driver to boot. +Well, my whole jist of this time was to say that Norwegians are those whose kingdom is the most northerly and therefore the most nordic , as they have been referred to time after time again . +once you go black . you are a single mother . +One soldier dead, two rescued after avalanche in Jammu and Kashmir's Batalik sector: ANI #RIP #Prayers +its disgusting how a person color of skin determines whether or not you should give them training to become a doctor to save lives. thats racist . +Life is like a box of chocolates. It goes by quicker for fat people +What do you call two monkeys in a sticky situation? Two black guys playing with glue +How do you stop a kitten from meowing? Microwave it on high for 4-5 minutes. +I cant decide whether the average IQ or the life expectancy is lower in Africa.... +Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...were the last words of many people during 9/11 +What a fucking masterpiece of an album boy in da corner was +The #Self, forms the #substratum of mortals, which, with the combination of all inputs, creates ego, who thinks and feels. #Meditate to find +They never really miss you when you leave them , they miss you when they see that you have moved on , became happy , & didn't look back. +that 400bil in savings means less labor cost. less people getting hired. while population grow. capital owner share of income keep on rising +If she log onto Twitter first thing 1.) You didnt hit it right playboi 2.) She can't wait to brag about it +Old hoes get mad when you don't show them the attention they want. +Is Gambler still here or is he gone for good? +My son believes he was born in the wrong body. Well, he's correct to an extent. His mother certainly doesn't have the right body. +What’s the difference between a black person and a piñata? One you beat for fun and one you beat for candy +Why do only white people shoot up schools? Because blacks are too busy shooting at each other +Sometimes we are told by our corrupted news that there is a small british colony living in the villages . +My mom:: So like, how do you know if a girl is a lesbian? Do you wear some sort of symbol? Me:: Please drop it, this is really uncomfortable for me. My mom:: No, I just want to know. Me:: Please, stop. I don't want to talk about it. She persists for another ten minutes. Made me feel disrespected, like an animal at the zoo. +bitches http://t.co/NNg2e1Wmx9 +So i was fucking this girl... And she somehow got away and killed herself. This leaves two questions: How does a 5 year old know what suicide is, and did she think I would stop? +Two inside out vaginas Isn't that a dick It's not like I have a uterus and ovaries hanging off my tip +why is avocado toast 16$ what the fuck i can make that at home!!! +Giving women agency pertaining to anyone that is an adult is shortchanging gods divine framework for human life +"@UnHoly_Jack: These harbor bitches are all "Party Bus hoes"" Lol all? +This is what your sexually liberated whore girlfriend thinks about while you're out serving your country, normies +i did a project on hitler for school and i read mein kampf and i got a lot of * * * * from the teachers and black kids but * * * * them im gonna read whut im gonna read wpww +I've heard a hitler joke which i didnt laugh and when look around every jewish was dead. +Bad bitch with me got thunder thighs and her mother's eyes https://t.co/BPuGasYODB +“For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them” Jesus in Matthew 18:20 +what 's the only type of wood that does n't float ? natalie +I like my women like I like my shrimp. Battered. +When shes jerking you under the table +You're asking for trouble with those jeans. +| LITIGATION & DISPUTE RESOLUTION | #Maritime mortgages in #Brazil: a #controversial ongoing court #dispute… https://t.co/BfuOh9qQVx +"she went the fuck off on him "" I'm tired of you only hitting me up when you want nudes or when y'all 2 are having issues """ +Who does NOT have ED, but has tried Cialis? +Yeh... I am going to get my insurance bill sent straight to my mom so she could pay it every month. +So, which one of your parents is white? +Geospatial intelligence agent I got back from Afghanistan 2 years ago after an IED blew up my Humvee and killed everyone else inside as it was exploding I jumped out the 50 cal Marine corps 5th infantryman +If viagra was for bitches it'd be called niagra +My nigga there's a fucking bird in my bathroom I can't fucking sleep to all this chirping +OF COURSE YOU HAVE FLO RIDA WITH YOU TONIGHT, PITBULL... #DeletePitbull #DeleteFloRida #Wrestlemania +[SPOILER] Why does Sayori not like high-fives? Monika left her hanging (Shut the fuck up if you think this is a repost everything here is a repost) +Trying to come up with a new dark joke is a lot like a pedophile teaching a kindergarten class It requires a lot of explanation and someone’s going to get a little butt hurt. +Humans are like lobsters They die if you boil them for Long enough +The same people who are frowning on the Iranian government shutting down protests are also the same ones who say right wing "Nazis" don't have the right to voice their political opinions here and the government should shut them down +According to this story , the two Swedes were outnumbered , and the video only showed the final few seconds . +What's Russia's next move, after abrogating the air coordination agreement with the US? Severely restrict US air operations over Syria? +What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs predator +Illegals First: Democrats Block 2018 Budget, Gain Another Month to Push Amnesty +Don't be surprised why not TV channels covered #Parachinar blast killing over 20 innocent. Obviously, it would have weaken the RuF facade. +why do dead - baby - jokes never get much attention because they 're short lived +I'm not obese, I'm merely an ab-normie! +What’s black and blue and hates sex? The girl in my trunk. +Clay in series is so fucking stupid. This series is seriously infuriating. INFURIATING. +All i want is a 2D HQNP girlfriend Is that so much to ask for? +@niggie95 aka the lonely bitches +Seattle bus attack on a blind woman : YouTube - Broadcast Yourself . +Brother:: There are so many because they keep encouraging it. Mother:: I don't get why they want to be this way. Brother:: Well, if you can't get a man, you get an ugly woman! About homosexuals. When I try to speak up, my mother stops me with "we're having a private conversation, no liberals allowed!" I'm 18, a closeted lesbian, listening to this conversation in my own home. Made me feel less than human in my family's eyes, like I'll never be able to tell them. +Why there are air conditioners in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh +what do african babies reach at the age of two ? their midlife crisis +What starts with H, ends with T, and enables me to love? The Holocaust +I'm playing mystic messenger again cuz this bitch is NOT going to have a bad ending again +Would this brainless retard that claims to be my father just hurry up and die¿¿¿?¿???¿??¿?¿? +What’s Japan’s national sport? Hangman +Just lol at fakecels not LDARing here at 2 AM on Saturday night What are you even doing +yup yup, i found a combo of body wash and deodorant that has been working for me for years. I've talked to a few of my exs over the years and i've had a couple of them tell me after we ended things that they bought a bottle of my wash just to have the smell around. +When I was little,I did not have rubber ducks But my mom found a solution. Every time I did a bath, besides me was a chicken, defrosting. +q : what did the blind , deaf , mute quadraplegic boy get for christmas ? a : cancer . +Irish, There is nothing wrong with being polite . +Me:: (waiting in line to talk to my professor after class) Professor:: (looks to another girl who also happens to be South Asian American) Girl:: Actually, she was before me in line. Me:: Thanks! So, I just wanted to talk to you about.... Professor:: (interrupts) Wasn't that so nice of her? Well I guess it makes sense since you both are basically from the same family... +Bullying an orphan kid should be fine I mean what are they gonna do? Tell their parents? +Suzanne Fernandes and Derek Haslam share some things, a love of Goan curry, an inferiority complex about not being white and that they are triggered that The Sheikh is kicking ass on and offline. +The fact that femaloids read the Lookism manhwa and swoon over the male characters is just hilarious. +I once turned off notifications for 1 day at school An Indian number called me sixty-seven times Then I watched the Indian news the next day... The number was cloned from a rapist +Son why is our mail lady so ghetto 😑 +Who lives in a pineapple under the sea Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 +i honestly hate the nmss video it's so fucking bad why is their team so shit at everything +Happy for u meng love u both @mainedcm @aldenrichards02 #ALDUBKSApril9and12 #MEGATeamMaineSOLDOUT +My fucking contacts deleted off my phone againnnnnnm +Gonna be wearing my "Conservatism Is the New Counterculture" shirt and gauging reactions of the extended inlaws. +At this rate.. #WikiLeaks is going to fill us in before Obama's still corrupt FBI does. +ok but why are all of my cute clothes disappearing like does the universe just never want me to look good?? +My wife left a note on table saying she's leaving me... I was shocked, I didn't even know she could write yet. +Do you think we are too negative to feminism in general? +Women will always find reason to reject you not based on your looks to not be so shallow Last time I have heard the "we are too different from personality" meme lol tfw you try your best and still get "rejected" and its never good enough what you do +Thomas Fire: Acres Burned: 249,500 acres - 35% contained 974 Structures Destroyed 258 Structures Damaged 18,000 structures threatened +RT @Trigga_Trea_: Some of you hoes so basic I have to break it down Barney style 😂😂 +When you've been waiting on your taxes to get a new ring, finally get them back and the ring is out of stock 😅 +Then realized how fucked it is literally all I can think about today 😭 +Why did Confucianism fail in Ethiopia? There are no elders to respect there. + @MadJewessWoman I crushed it so it wilted yet you praise it but you don't even know! +When you think about it, a woman without a clitoris can still have a much more intense orgasm than a circumcised man. +I think you all got your way , and they closed down the German minority in Upper Silesia thread under Activism and Politics in Europe . +#SignOfTheTimes WOOOOOOW 😍😍 @Harry_Styles I knew you were amazing but baby, you're so much more,very talented!! I love you❤️❤️ super proud! +hate having to repeat myself all the damn time 🙄🖕🏼 +Harry's single #SignOfTheTimes is now available on iTunes and Spotify iTunes: https://t.co/685sDjqyQ1 Spotify:… https://t.co/x4cLgE82mW +"Lol the movie played Ed Sheeran and people were like ""elva it's your song"" & I thought that was so cute that they thought of me" +Whats 6 inches long, pink, and makes girls scream when they see it? A miscarriage +Which sex position results in the ugliest children ? Ask your mother. +My 2-year old daughter died a week ago... It didn’t matter, I couldn’t fit in her anyways... +@brucejohnson142 I like him as both, maybe a tad more as a SAM because he's good in coverage. But he's one of my favorite guys in the class +If she’s old enough to pee Then she’s old enough for me +Is it possible to make a subreddit that combines men's right and women's rights You could combine the two and focus on human rights unbiasly. +Nigga getcho bitch, treat her how she wanna be treated but I ain't triccin 💯 +: bounded, not ecstatica clemency is a computationa disclaimer is a notebook: imitable and psychedelic +What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? In both cases,someone forgot to take it out. +For me I personally believe that everyone is entitled to education but just not in the systems we have in place today +I get inspired by all the messages I've received both here and other places telling me not to back down and that people feel less silenced for once. +RT @_Ezzzylove: She a bad bitch, let's get to it right away . +After My Family's Raucous Passover Meals, We Used to Escape to the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus in Far Rockaway, Brooklyn: … +Every woman I've met in my life has treated me like shit, why is it not okay for me to hate women? +Action Opportunity: End Illegal VAWA Funded Discrimination Against Man and Boy Victims in Toledo, Ohio +At this rate, I'm going to be making slides for a keynote in my car as I drive home. +...and its a wrap.. Fingers crossed. Good luck to all housemates and best of luck to Efe. Confident much? Yes i am. We've got this.#BBNaija +Lock 5 fat bitches in 1 room for 5 days with just 5 Mcdoubles. Now that's hunger games +What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall +I'm never taking the metro to go see a dude who has a car. If he doesn't offer to come pick you up, he doesn't care about you, sis. +the waiting room of the psychiatrist is full of ugly males really makes me think +This hoe is so mad that I don't wanna be with his ass. Like boy play your role and get out your feelings @Yoda1k +Approx how many Jews were killed in the Holocaust? Not enough. +"I honestly do not understand the attacks on this man." - @ninaburleigh on @wadhwa. +Wasn't there something like a big bang in which a burrito exploded and all the beans flew everywhere and started reproducing exponentially ? +We need to start telling leftists in EVERY country; “Get over it, Trump is your President”, 😂 just to watch the rage rejection +I was in Japan all last year. "Oh, were you studying Japanese?" White male in front of a group of mostly-Japanese exchange students makes a wide grin. "I was studying Japanese women." +The "Sleeping Giant" everyone always refers to is actually White Nationalism... +White Guy:: So where are you from? Me:: Fremont. Guy:: No, where are you really from? Me:: Fremont, I was born at Washington Hospital. Guy:: No, I meant where are you actually from, like where are your parents from? Me:: They're from Punjab. It's a province in Northern India. Guy:: Oh, you don't look it, I know plenty of Indians, they all speak about ten different languages at home, was it hard for you to learn English? Me:: I can't remember, I was born here, I don't recall any difficulty. Guy:: Did you come with Sunil? Me:: No, I came with my friend Matthew. Guy:: Would you like to meet him? I am 24, at a Memorial Day barbeque at a friend's place. Made me feel exotified, marginilized, angry, sad, annoyed. +all the females who post here are fucking cock teases +mfw ¯\_(ツ ) _ / ¯ having first child with wife . go to dr with wife for ultrasound . dr is scanning around . asking what everything is . " so , doc , what gender is it ? " " we do n't know anon we have to wait until xir identifies itself as . " " xir might not even be human . we also have to wait until xir identifies which species it is too . " couple months later . trans gender / trans species doctor is delivering baby . hours later baby comes out . notice penis . i scream , " it 's a boy ! " getting smug looks from all around . get thrown out of hospital . wife divorces me because i 'm a sexist , gender assuming scumbag . in divorce court . told i have to pay alimony and child support but do n't get to see my child at all because i might corrupt xir . ten years later . finally got to see my child . xir identifies itself as a human boy . mfw ¯\\\_(ツ ) _ / ¯ +Yes, WE'RE ridiculous. Rofling irl holy shit @noshirtkurt_ Feminists are ridiculous. +Anyone know who made the false rape allegation against Olly Cox of Biggin Hill, Kent? +Guys I think we were a bit late to make jokes about Stephen Hawking's death... About 50 years too late +The best thing about 25 year olds is..... There are 20 of them +"""When I was down and fucked up all I heard was ""that's crazy"" !!!! """ +Things have gotten so bad in Gaza, pornstars have started referring to their pubic arrangements as a Gaza strip An area that has been so brutally pummelled that no child could ever hope to crawl out alive +It's being reported by some of the British press who are usually more critical of Israel . +@Oxy_Jon @conleyfanclub one charlotte store, but of course they are faggots +So do you feel more straight now? +What did Peter Pan say to Tinker Bell? “That’s too small. It’ll neverland on me!” +LOL Afterward, Conyers III said in a statement that he had not decided whether to run but hoped to do so by the end of the year "once I have taken the time to thoroughly listen to our community." +in short, there needs to be a verified that isn't Verified. requiring govt ids will cause probs. unique phone less problematic, not perfect. +they choose isolated houses away from the locals and come and go in cars at night.They don`t invite the neighbours around for a knees up .... +Anyone else instantly dislike a girl who reminds them of their mother? +Somebody tell the NFL, one of their ZEBRAS got out of then pen and is behind HP‼️ +I wish my son would dump the girl he's dating...she's bipolar! You know how those people are. +26th Dec 1791birth of Charles Babbage mathematician &philosopher who first put forward the idea of a programmable computer. +what did stevie wonder say when he met bill gates ? nothing , he was talking to a lamp - post . +RT @OfficiallyReid: Hoes be getting loose then move to other cities once everybody finds out they a hoe lol. +^Here's what Billionaire's Daughter, Temi Otedola wrote about living with her autistic brother (Pics) https://t.co/956MtlOtDH +If she can count with her fingers You can put her in her ringer +I don't wear Colombian Pride bracelets or drape Colombian flags over myself. You know, I have mostly white friends, and it's not like I'm gonna wear hoop earrings and show my ass off by wearing tight jeans. I'm not gonna ask for it [to be racially profiled.] +That Ed Gein guy is pretty weird I'm sure he has some skeletons in his closet. +There are a couple girls in my college classes that already have kids I hate sluts +Where was black panther filmed? Cleveland +I went around killing gingers today The Klan should have known better then to let a dyslexic in +Please stop asking for pics when people say they're subhuman the doxxing risk is very real, and everyone knows that admins will let it happen to us. +DEMOCRATS: Anti-Prosperity Anti-Security Anti-US Military Pro Illegal Immigration Tomorrow they will hold our gov't, our nation hostage to obtain protections for 800K illegal aliens because they are potential democrat voters. +[Goal] - #Operation Baby Seal - report Gawker for violation of Criteo TOS : KotakuInAction [xpost] +Hey Groupon, no need to keep sending me the same deal that me and the ex bought to go to Punta Cana a couple years ago. Big thanks, though. +Been A week since I put any poison in my body and I feel gread ( better every day ) dont have any craving anymore Now I realize how stupid it was to start in the first place PS : Thanks for the suport +Popeyes on kedzie is the fucking worse, I hate they ass +I got my license!!! This is the coolest fucking thing. 🤗🤗😎💪💪 +What’s funnier than a woman being raped? The guilt after her abortion. +Sometime soon , Bitcoin will crash, people will hate like 3 years ago, then , like Lazarus , it will come back and rocket up to over $50k +┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Love those yakuza boys ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ +Seem like da colored folk be gettin in da way lately. I just sayin +If I ever find out that Cinnabon is using low fat, low salt ingredients I'll never buy another. +What's a movie that made ophans jealous Finding dory +Game day MCW 4th, 5th, 5thNB, 6th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 11thZ @MAHuskies & NS 5th gr. boys @ZeroGravityBB #playhard #together #mcwfamily @MCW1 +I got my grandpa with Parkinson's a Christmas gift It doesn't matter what I got him he probably already broke it from shaking the box +how does a mastectomy patient await her test results ? with breastless anticipation +if its such a big deal that you need to talk about it , yes. you are a non-white. you might as well be fully mongol . +Femoid posts telling how she gives her coworker blowjobs before kissing her boyfriend +Change is good bt the most uncomfortable thing will miss u @bonang_m bt lets give this new team a chance #TFR +he had a song called "Hit u from the back" with the iconic lines "There they go! a big ole pack of pretty bitches..." +RT @mytinysonharryy: CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL TOMORROW!!!!!!! +"The fact that Plano automatically places some freshmen into ""Honors"" classes is incredibly fucking wack." +My grandfather survived Auschwitz. He wrote a postcard from Argentina. +The left would rather be PISSED at a word rather than the Clinton family for DESTROYING Haiti. +Friendly reminder: doxing and threats are bannable offenses Attempting to reveal users' identifying information or threatening IRL harm is an instantly bannable offense. +Take God at His word. Believe His promises. He is who He says He is. He WANTS to show up. Where is your confidence? Expect great things! +why did hitler hate oranges ? because it had juice(jews ) in it . +I've been on skype with Adele for 5 hours and with Mel for 1 hour. I've never had so much fun talking on Skype :) +What can I do for Men's Rights in the Toronto (and neighbouring cities) area? +BTW, it was a 4.5 magnitude earthquake that hit the bay area. +I was passing the road when i saw a black and white guy joking and laughing . They called me and the white guy jokingly asked me what's the best solution to remove black people from the country .... I replied " call KKK" +@FuckTraVonn ahh I see, I'm still a rook about the knowledge of THE hoe. But I'm progressing. +Every account i've checked so far on these "Russian bots" is a porn bot, has nothing to do with Politics +To my most dear and smart-mouthed friend of 17 years @amanda_joe, i hope this year is the best one yet for you! Hap… https://t.co/cdCirRpRUO +My posts suggest that I am seeking reassurance from others due to my lack of social connection and feelings of misfortune. +Carlos Correa had gyalchester as his walkup music and it was so bad ass 😂 +france is such a shitty country even the nice parts are rundown +Before having sex I always take the necessary precaution. I cut the telephone cords. +Instead, he tries to turn this into "if you're not with GamerGate, you're against freedom of expression" - uh, no. We're against assholes. +NSFW When you're shooting up the school and the autistic kid pull out a 500 magnum We weren't expecting any special forces! +mariah carey had better watch her back the curses spoken by everyone who 's been tormented with awful christmas music are finally gaining momentum ! +This roastie thinks she and other women can be FA hahahahahaha +Whatever I do, you're always not impress and you'll always say that it's not enough. You're not satisfied. +Why doesn’t it snow in Germany Because hitler keeps all the heil for himself +ok yea i listen to weird music but this guy is playing some metal mexican rap shit and I really need to leave this class +I’m going to hire an Uber to run me over +Ayo also all my friends listen to country aka fucking pussies +@RichardBSpencer Should power everything with nukes and have electric cars can sell the coal and oil to others +How many potatoes does it take... ... to kill an Irishman? None. +Teacher:: what do they look like? (referring to a picture of Middle Eastern women in hijabs) Student:: Terrorists. Teacher:: I was looking for "religious, traditional, or worried." But yes, that too. Good, Tyler! +Jesus. The one thing that Starbucks & people sending me threats have in common. They can never spell my first name. +Fucking auto correct keeps fucking up my words damnit😂 +I fucking hate you niggers bruh... http://t.co/OeTK4f94BO +Fellani and Giroud still get games for the two biggest clubs in England, so fucked +a lot of people say that kurt cobain never washed his hair but they found his head and shoulders behind the couch. +To all those racist hate-filled bigots out there: Islam means peace, tolerance, diversity and inclusion, it's true, I read it on the back of a truck after it ran over all my friends. +It was a mistake painting my bedroom wall black... My pet chameleon just walked past it, pulled out a knife and stole my wallet. +i hate annoying ass baby moms that want everything handed to them hand and foot!!! +What do you call the Pentagon it was hit by a plane in 9/11? pentaGONE +jotaro wont run away from people he just hisses and scratches/bites. not even because he feels rly threatened he just doesnt want to move +If Dennis the Menace was black. He would have been shot. Credit: Funhaus +Dark Jokes are like kids with cancer They never grow old +Omg today everyone attacked me verbally because i did nothing at all. Feel sorry as fuck for me. Bag on those people so my ego can b ok +I found child pornography on my son's computer. I had to kick the sick bastard out the house. So I could watch it for myself. +RT @KreoleKilla: Fighting over a hoe is one of the lamest things you can do +My daughter died in a school shooting She's home schooled . Sucks she didn't learn after seeing her brother +Over text message: "Hey, son. Can you help me rape these leaves?" "Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Autocorrect haha." "*girls" +pewdiepie saying the n word was offensive . to the videogame . +After watching the Shia militia beat a Peshmerga to death, I've concluded that they are animals, just like ISIS. #Islam #Iraq #Kobane +i was reading some of the top reposted jokes to my girlfriend , and she asked me if i was a pedophile ? and all i could say to my little cum slut , ass licking , facial taking , little bitch was that 's a big word for an year old . +Have you heard of the orphan's parents? Me neither. +Wish I could go back to school and take some computer classes and make more money sick of pay check to pay check +RT @jamiepine: When karma hits @jacknicas it'll be a glorious fucking day. +Huge respect for @Goldberg for going the extra mile for the fans when it wasn't expected at his age #WrestleMania +@RealPimpinKen PimpinKendotnet, sell a bitch pussy til it's drip drop wet, the vet, not the pet! Hey, Bitch! +Production of white babies and increasing white population is a task of each white couple . +When someone wakes you up at 5:00am to take them somewhere just to find out it was there off day 😡😡😡😡 +I've been prescribed Adderall for years. @Ohooh_ +apprantely sequel to the film " london is falling " is underway shooting started today at around m on westminster bridge +Great deal here ! 2 bedroom , 1 bath rural cabin home on 5.6 acres in southern Missouri . +Obama just said "user face desginer" - oh no. no no no. +1 Corinthians 3:11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. +Normies talking nonsense and everybody think its funny Incel makes a joke everybody is annoyed +Cant wait till season 8 of The Walking Dead !!! Shits gettin' real crazy +What’s a moms favorite resultant? 5 guys +What's the difference between a pre-school and an ISIS compound? I don't know I just fly the drones +"this is probably where the awkward tension comes from... ""hey lena let me introduce you to..."" ""KEEP THAT BITCH OUT OF MY SIGHT""" +Why is it... that a fat, balding man is, well, a fat, balding man... yet a fat hairy woman is 'bubbly'? +Don't care, love who you love but don't give me details. +Who else here were taught that women are romantic creatures who seek a spiritual connection, and how did the truth not reach us by age 10? +Dont fuck wit broke bitches +People always say that shots cause autism, but shots are actually the cure! It’s called lethal injection. +i recently lost my job as a pizza delivery driver because i did n't resist the urge to eat what i could smell right in front of my face … much like when i lost my job as a gynaecologist … +I fucked a pregnant bitch.. Told my friend's I had a threesome. +i'm turnt up, im fucked up, I smell like kush cologne—yo bitch won't leave me alone... tell that bitch stop callin my phone +@mckinley719 fuck bitches get money +What is the difference between a Goth and an emo? What they wear around their necks. +Just a reminder that it is our Annual General Meeting tomorrow at the Townley hall (behind the URC) from 2pm-4pm, hope you can all make it! +"""Thank you all for a lovely weeks holiday, the whole family had a brilliant time once again"" Helen & Andy" +As if Being an incel wasn't bad enough........ ... +I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT THE GREEN AND BLUE OR THE PINK AND YELLOW GORE SHIRT AHHH @rosamarilynee HELP +thats because i've been banned from subreddits with hiveminds simply for disagreeing with them, they literally said "anyone in disagreement will be banned". i've only ever been on 3 or 4 subreddits, i have no idea what the rules are here, what questions might be inappropriate. [...] and other people have pointed out that trans people have something different about their brains and that its not exactly an "illness" but could be considered as a disorder. +what 's the difference between a dick and a motor cycle ? your mom ca n't ride a motor cycle +What’s the hardest part about drowning your sorrows? Getting your kids to hold still +MY BROTHER IN LAW IS IN THE ARMY IF MY NIECES ENDED UP LOSING THEIR FATHER OVER THIS IK SO FUCKING DONE +Fucking hell. Still gutted for the loss of Mané tho. Irreplaceable player. #LFC +what a retard lol +Why asshat @BWilliams still even has a job is beyond me. The definition of fake news and dumbassery! +Trump is a phony businessman and a terrible President. But for ~20% of you, he's a hell of a con man +Ever forget someone's second name n it drives u crazy and u can't find them even tho ur mutuals I can't be havin this +So... basically you want less rights, and therefore equal rights to men? +Me and my store manager went to Panera this morning and forgot it was free breakfast day at Chick-fil-A & pretty sure she wanted to cry lol +I was about to nut But they kicked me out of funeral! +The internet is one of the worst inventions in the history of mankind +what does n't belong in this list : meat , eggs , wife , blowjob ? blowjob . you can beat your meat , eggs , or wife , but you ca n't beat a blowjob . +That Ben & Jerry money ain't going to black communities, black schools, black centers, black churches, black Nonprofits lol +"""There are officers around here yet they're not doing their job ... but hey,that's not my business."" Sips tea while walking away." +Biting into a peanut butter chocolate chip granola bar when you think it's chocolate chip has to be the most disappointing thing ever +Now a days niqqas would rather be real wit a niqqa or bitch they wanna fuck wit rather than they day one niqqa smfh our generation is fallin +Now I'm really sad, but Mung says it ain't that bad +Nothing beats a Monday, iff you're on a vacation... ☺️ +jesus may have walked on water . but stephen hawking can run on battery +What do you call a Five Guys with a black owner? Three Guys. +A girl says she likes you as a friend and starts sucking your dick Is it considered incest? +a russian , a cuban , an englishman and a pakistani are on a train . the russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka , drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says , " there 's plenty more of that where i come from . " everyone is impressed . the cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars , takes one puff and throws it off the train and says , " there 's plenty more of those where i come from . " again everyone is rather impressed . so the englishman stands up and throws the pakistani off the train . +I was wathcing the movie A Dog's Purpose last night, it was kinda boring and I didn't even reach half of it yet, +"Went to the doctors a year ago or so now, I told him I have hiv and he turned around and said ""I hear eating kale is meant to help"" (1/2) -A" +I FUCKING HATE BRYCE WHAT A PISS OFSHIT !! THIS RAPIST DESERVES TO GO TO JAIlL +Look at all those people on the floor! Pretty funny, isn't it? +It is so hard not answering questions. Darn it. @SheriRubin needs to take my phone away from me. :P +Saturnz Barz is by far the most popular so far and it's far and away the worst one, so that's disappointing. +aparrently of black people enjoy sex in the shower the other have never been to prison +A black man walks into a bar... Haha just kidding he gets beaten by a police officer. +You and this guy seem to be quoting the same source wth different text. +You wanna know some similarities between my Dick and kids? When my wife leaves for work I beat them +Three women So these three women are talking about how loose they are, one picks a banana, one picks a cucumber, and the other one slides down the bar stool. +I hate when you wake up and a baby is half way out your pussy +Four things off which a man cannot have enough: Weapons, ammo, tools and TP. +Ive never herd of one even actually happening but i would think that it would not last either.if you dont get along you never will. cant force it . +yes it is dying down the only way we could beat our problem is by voting for BNP in the next election +Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty too +The TRUE comprehensive guide on how to talk to females 1) Be attractive. +What's the number 1 dating site in the South? Ancestry.com +what 's the difference between your mom and a carpet ? i do n't spit on my carpet when it 's spread on the floor +I have an argument going on facebook about the wage gap, what are some good sites to show facts that show the wage gap is a myth. +You're dark, that's the worst time to make a first impression. +Boy, age 7, white:: Don't go to Africa, there are blacks killing each other everywhere! Girl, age 7:: I'm black! Boy:: That's ok, you're a good black. +What do you call a retarded kid with a stomach ache? Leafy Greens +Jobs from the 90s that aren’t around anymore: Steve +What's the difference between an emo and Adolf hitler Adolf Hitler knew when to kill himself +@JaiBrooks1 faggot +At a brewers convention , the Pres. of Hamms , the Pres. of Schlitz , the Pres. of Bubweiser , and the Pres. of Guiness all meet up and decide to have lunch together ... +How is it that the same legal system that can’t seem to keep illegal Demmigrants out, manages to keep crooked Obama’s sealed records in? +MTV has removed gender assignments from their Movie & TV Awards. In related news: No one gives a damn about the MTV Movie Awards +Also the XFL had a cool feature where you could hear the football players running on the field! +#5YearswithEXO Anywhere you are I am near. Anywhere you go I am here. The argentite sea will forever light for you.9 +@bbluedreamm @kelliestebbins how original you faggots😒😭 +*yawn* @JoeApplebyTHFC Cannot stand female comedians. Couldn't name one I find funny. #NotSexist +Why do people think the Holocaust never happened? Because the Nazis burned all the evidence. +"The Voice of My Ancestors Will Always Speak to Me and Thru Me. ""Those That Don't Remember the Mistakes of the Past are Doomed to Repeat them" +I have multiple sources of spark in my kit - stormproof matches , plain matchs , magnesium / steel . +If i had to behead people everytime school shooting happens in USA .. Isis would retire +I could never be a SAHM bc my child just shit through 3 diapers in 30 min. There's no way we could afford all these pampers on 1 income. +@stassi Bullshit Stassi. You're a beautiful woman, humble enough to fight for your friend, funny - which means you… https://t.co/a6yMGXKKI4 +I MISSED YOU BOTH EARLIER! Sobrang laughtrip but HAYUP KA PA RIN GAEL HAHA. Good luck on finals week, mi luvs!! @pattypatpaaattt @yzzzgi 💪🏼💚 +I got a full night's sleep for the first time in forever, and I feel almost human for once. Which is good. Because today will be hell. +"What idiot called it ""devoutness"" instead of ""wormers""?" +I’ve said I love you but I lied ‘cause love never got me this high. #SmartMusicLive #SmartFifthHarmony +White coworker:: You're really good at this job but I gotta admit it still bothers me when people like you come to this country & take jobs from real Americans. Me:: Where do you think I'm from? Coworker:: I don't know what you are, but I know you're something. What are you? Me:: Native American. Coworker:: Oh... then I guess you didn't come here, huh? At work. Made me feel stunned, angry, hurt. +going to sleep. nothing to stay awake for in my shitty pathetic life. +Oh yeah, car? well, ur face has no traction. +What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds? There are twenty of them! +#YesAllWomen Because the time I shouted at a strange drunk man on the bus to leave me alone, everyone stared instead of speaking up. +"It's your fault, not the world's" So many of the normie comments just sound like they could easily be spoken to a black man in the 1940's "Just apply yourself" "It isn't society's fault" "You don't have to be black if you don't want to" "Kill yourself" +And I GUARANTEE you the same people who jacked off to the leaked nudes will be tut-tutting about violating a powerful white man's privacy. +Why is beer like violence? I like both of them domestic. +[Crosspost] Admins are banning subreddits for the actions of some users, subscribed or not, that violate subreddit or site-wide rules, even if such actions violated those rules that were also being readily enforced by the mods. +Well to be fair, the same thing can be said about me because I like weed. Only worse, because I can be arrested for it. The morale to the story is, stfu about personal stuff when you're trying to get a job, or get an apartment. Not being mean, there's just no reason to disclose that information to potential assholes that can cost you your livelihood. +Cafeteria employee:: You work here? You look so young. Me:: I know, I get that a lot. Cafeteria employee:: It's because you're Asian. At a college, where I work as an instructor. +What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I actually cry when I peel an onion's skin off and cut it in half. +i remember a time in high school where a bully asked my mentally ill friend for forgiveness over stuff that happened a while back . i would 've heard what was said afterward , but all i heard was " * * bang ! * * , * clink - clink - clinkclinkclinkclink . * " +Contreras-PH-Baez-Schwarber-Bryant-Rizzo. If we're going to get back in this, that's a strong 6 to do it +Why does putting “np” in reddit links still trigger auto mod to delete my comment l? +never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating... +What’s the similarity between a fat chick and a moped? They’re both fun to ride until your friends see you. +Check out the best fidget spinner website... autismspeaks.org +I mean, I can tell you have some black in you. +Because @netflix I can't just stop watching #XFiles, Mulder has to find his fucking sister!!! This means you want me to download them? +what did hitler name his kids ? zeke kyle ! kyle later went up to his father with a map pointing and asking which country he 's pointing to . how did hitler respond ? deutschland kyle ! +That's how you let the beat build bitch. +Im barely on episode 8 and damn I do not want to finish the rest of the episodes knowing there's nothing after🙄 #13reasonswhy +Walking back and forth in the corridor, turning this way and that, at a certain point, the works transport you beyond the realm of likeness into some other dimension of experience, where you reflect upon the different layers of time in which you exist, where the passage of time becomes the filter through which your life is experienced. +Wow, some of the feelings infertile females feel are extremely familiar to me. +RT @_FreeMax_: 😂😂😂😭 skitdaddle wit that shit hoe http://t.co/BXsLCSHjHE +Disco lights make people dance Just look at my epileptic brother, he’s been dancing for 10 minutes! +my friend is suicidal and into autoerotic asphyxiation you can never tell if he's coming or going +tfw your 4'11 mom says men grow until their 24 I told her recently how I hate being short and she told me not to worry her brother grew 5 inches at 23. +does anyone else just have those days where they literally hit/run over almost every fucking curb? today is that day +Wonderful Friend was just talking about how one of her friends fucks her sex therapist (complained they "only" did it 4 times), a 55 y/o man, and a married couple, YET WANTS TO SETTLE WITH A NICE MONEY MAKER +You don't sound Chinese to me. +patreon = bills. consulting = blackmilk. food that isn't ramen. 401k. at least i don't have to put that many hrs/month towards this. +5 Bizarre Realities of Being a Man Who Was Raped by a Woman - Cracked.com The final section has some problems, but the first four are a good read. +Unless I'm at a funeral or 9night I can't have mannish water. It just taste right when smaddy dead. +The females on "the undateables" are an absolute insult to incels like me most of these females on this show are NOT undateable and they have had boyfriends or can easily get one its fucking insulting +lets build walls around sanctuary states & allow their communism to reign apart from us. +How many potatoes does it take to stop a bus? The one I pushed into traffic didn't stop it. +What do you give to a brilliant physicist who has everything? ALS +I fucking hate Uber drivers wtf my dude just got out of his car and opened my door so awkwardly +"Muh its your behavior that makes you incel" +If you cared less about that, and more about the concepts, maybe you would have gotten your homework done. +i'm really glad i've been blessed with social anxiety, it makes every situation im in much more fun to be in #blessed +The fact Whites stood by while he was being attacked by a group of Mestizos is far more disturbing than the attack itself . +774:627 But speak, @EgeusBot; is not this the day That @HermiaBot should give answer of her choice? #AMNDBots +"""go fucking chew on that debie rise"" 😭😭😭😭 #BBNaija" +it's so fucking crazy how no matter what he flips the situation around so that I'm the bad guy .... +Hey do you know the meme about stage 3 cancer? i was going to tell you but it already died +What do you call a generous jew? Fictional. +BUNGEE JUMPING £25 per person. Muslims, niggers and gooks FREE! No strings attached. +“If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.” ― Ronald Reagan +im not sure if the thread just died down or that was all the interest from Manitoba , I hope a few more read this and decide to form a commune +when you first walked in the door at that party you saw a big booty hoe — Name ? http://t.co/JERsrSwhUe +@Marina_Sirtis This new justice keeps the same balance in SCOTUS - the one that cemented gay rights...and gave Obamacare a win... +.@NotChrisSmith Free market. They get what they negotiate. Producers feel it's fair or not. The actor/actress can accept or not. #AskHerMore +The US goes to war with CA, but quickly surrenders when Google countered by removing all porn from search, ever. +See who's there for you st your lowest point, those are the genuine people in your life...never lose them +I live in So Cal and it is always nice to know that i have another white friend around ....... +Bummed that I lost out on this adorable puppy, but glad the original owners were able to reclaim her. +That dream was too fucked up for me to handle, like I don't even feel like I slept. +How You Can Help Feeding America Solve Hunger? Read more or Donate at https://t.co/b0nDA2I25e @FeedingAmerica https://t.co/9I1blhLGtl +Anyone else a VoiceCel I can get matches and dates from timder but it never goes farther than a first date and im almost positive its because of my voice, I just sound like a nasally aspie loser when I talk +📹 Our beautiful one-of-kind killer whale tail during a recent photo shoot with @projectmermaids and... https://t.co/Jwvw58BasZ +Papa Smurf has been accused by Smurfette for touching her in her good stuff +At the end of a telephone survey which took about 20 minutes to complete. Caller:: Ethnicity? Your choices are Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic, African American, Pacific Islander, other... Me:: Asian Caller:: Wow, you don't have an accent. You don't even sound Asian! +The roughest one I ever heard How do you annoy a five year old twice? Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear. +I want to homeschool until high school age and then have them go to a high school like I went to : small , rural area with excellent teachers and curriculum . +Well guys, I finished high school today. I didn’t get a 4.0 or even pass all my classes, but I survived... And that’s more than you can say for the kids down at Santa Fe +what do you call an all - black children 's entertainment band ? the niggles +"@drraghnall Yes. It's not like the rest of the world wakes up every morning thinking, ""I wonder what's going on in the US today?""" +I didn't watch the halftime show because she dances like a slut. +Why do I have a 2 hour interview tomorrow just to apply for a fucking nhs card +#SPTA195 a great class to introduce you to some of the technology used in the Sport Administration field! #SPTA +The good thing about short buses are... The windows are locked so if the bus crashes the bastards are trapped +Still better that Nero's poetry. // cc @ChrisWarcraft +"We hate niggers, we hate faggots and we hate spics"-kkk rally +It's astonishing how many ppl go 20 km's under the speed limit in this town. Ugh. 🐢 #RoadRage #notdrivingatm 😆 +This is the best point I've seen made about #thedress, ever. @lead_miniature +DOJ Jeff Sessions - why are you so quiet? +God Answers paralysed child's prayers. "No", says God. +"""u look like sundays with my ex sit at breakfast with ur arms across ur chest like a cross u were my trust around her neck til it hung her""" +Fuck niggas, get money..they catch feelings and get ugly +I was the nicest thing to you and was nothing but honest, yet you still did me dirty? You're at the top of the ain't shit list lmao +Since they are just little kids i do n't want to be rude , but how ugly is the black kid compared to the others ? it 's not even adorable , it 's kinda scary lol +How do you report a black person getting beaten? Animal abuse +I like my coffee how I like black people With shots in it +It is that whole thing about Standard of living being the most important thing in peoples lives and what they strive for and base their self worth and the worth of others on that is a huge obstacle we need to overcome . +What is the biggest mistake mankind has ever made? Giving women rights. +Their mother had self-respect and respect for others and are passing those values down to their daughters . +All these Janetty sobriety jokes are weird after watching Halloween Havoc '98 earlier today. #JanelasSpringBreak +Daily Reminder that a Sexist Argument =/= an Invalid Argument Norman and females think that if they call you "sexist" it means that they have won the argument despite not actually refuting any of your claims. +Yes I fear that a civil war is our last and only option left in a world ruled by damn antifac 's +Welcome CA1784 , ROY BROWN , Th0r , dan23uk , ourtimewillcome and Glasgow Girl . +Nature is not a mother, it is a cum swallowing whore +If you are looking to become involved , I would suggest you try calling the National Alliance in Houston at ( 713 ) 684-6614 . +I was at Walmart and I’m standing in line the older man was waiting to be checked out and the ladie in front paid for his fruit 🍎 I have to say there are still good people out there god bless her. +Which letter(s) of the alphabet are the most antisemitic? All of them except “C” because they all are not-Cs +*puts people/bitch face on* +what 's the difference between a baby , and a bag of cocaine ? eric clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window . happy fucking birthday . +"I just said this and my brother said ""I think you know what's won harriet."" And started singing occidentali's karma 😂😭" +You guys, stop trying to make the Gorsuch confirmation go away. It's a done deal. The rules will be changed. Focus on winnable fights. +Girl, why aren't you smiling? Smile! I'm here so everything's cool. +- A Misogynist @parody_guy A woman wants her man to treat her like a princess to the world and fuck her like a whore. - Someone +And is it really too much to ask of you people to shut up about Christianity and Paganism and stick to the subject at hand ??? +i'm the most pathetic person i know i only know three people irl including my sister (not counting my normie coworkers) so it's not like the pool is very large but still +Hey @Lyall or @sara771987 what is @desertcrossing talking about? She seems to be trying to imply that AU wages are assigned, not negotiated. +Oh, look who is ban evading. Well, I guess I'll take care of that. And I've got 2 paychecks, thanks for the concern. ;) @_RogueSt4r +Trading the Megaphone for the Gavel in Title IX Enforcement +It's time for me to die I wish I had a gun +My fucking boobs broke the snap for the dress I was gonna wear to the banquet. I feel so betrayed rn +Everyone starts out as a woman in the uterus, men are the lucky ones who overcome it +So.. saw the new Star Wars movie.... meh. +I am the only person crazy enough to currently be on the roads in this weather. But I have a keynote to write, goddamnit +CIA microwave weapon causes instant heart attack-- he must have knew too much on the elites-- +Ladies ; if you been pulling niggas without ass and titties then don't go getting no surgery messing up ya body. Learn from Nicki situation! +Hope you get pregnant and lose it. How could you ever wish that upon someone. What a disgusting human being +4pm Bulletin by Sussed News Team at the University of Sussex https://t.co/kFeyrgomts https://t.co/p3nnakTPec +I'm in the area, we get it done 100 a pound and provide food for a 12 hour work day, for sure it's work no one wants to do, but more often the families that have kids are the best! a lot of time kids are the best trimmers tbh, small fingers, they think it's fun because they have drive to support themselves for the first time in their life and have some saving/spending money! +God must be Black He is our father but we never see him +"Miss Dashwood?"" ""No,"" returned from a grave the prosperity carries you attribute such particulars of situation gained my" +wow! RT @Tendilkar: RT @LyricalSunset: RT @LilMissCuntCake: Some bitches just deserve to get punched. In the vagina. +What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate. +"@shegeekshow One of my players is trying to take your ""elderly"" crown! He's a 90 year old human named Diego! #OMGIcanteven" +Scarecrow Scarecrow- the thing you hang on a cross in your fields , or as Romans called it Christ. +What do you call the coolest person in ISIS? The bomb +AskReddit is ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY with the idea of a man not having to be involved with a child he did not want to have. +If we insist on staying public, can we please, PLEASE, mercilessly ban females and any normie who spouts one single platitude or references their own dating life? +I'm just saying....dem curves were....worthy of their "dem" +WhenLifeGetsTough, annoy people - it's good for your spirits +I hate to be the one to say this but they do n't sound like a loving family if they said they would dance on your grave simply because of your racially aware views . +Did you hear about Helen Keller? Cause she didnt +What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make niggers run faster. +Why would you waste those four years when you could start having a family? +I went to high school with f * ckers just like the guy in the original video . +What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. +You'll fail. Why don't you take keyboarding instead? +LOL somewhere there is a feminist whining that another hurricane got a female name... +Betting that the marching cubes tables for those corners - as was the ability to just wander whereever +For me, one major advantage of my smartphone is that it makes me talk less. Is this even an advantage or disadvantage? +This life is all a big comedy sketch that nobody seems to notice Can't wait till the next one. +Mixed love for the Ducks/Hawks game tonight, rooting for my ducks but wearing my hawks jersey tonight haha 😅🙃 +Why do Jews go to school? Cause you just can’t teach that stuff in camp. +Whats a wifebeaters favourite album? Any greatest hits compilation +went to mckdanks and asked for a mcChicken meal and they didn't give me my fries & its shitty out so guess i'm just gonna be mad bout it +What do you call people with anorexia A stick figure +I had an erection today When I was about to bomb the school and someone said, "Please don't do it. Think about the children" +"Regardless, if you saw those pictures of the chemical attacks and didn't think ""whoever is responsible needs to pay""...pretty damn heartless" +Why mostly professional runners are black All the slow ones are in prison +Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave knowing an ape has been elected to the white house . +I read an article on Facebook saying Draya'a fiance' got back with her because she lost her baby weight fast ,😂 +This just in: how much women REALLY care about the human rights of men +I completely agree, because #TradCon #Women & #Wives are truly what inspire great #Men to greatness and give men something to fight for, destroying femininity and beauty is a de facto means to destroy & demoralize men. +Yah it is sad to see and if the Irish dont quash it soon the last of the Kelts will be gone from the world . +Whats the worst part of being a father? Letting your son be on the bottom +What we dream about Chad does everyday and can do to any girl It's over for us. +What's the difference between Jello and a dead, little girl? The jello jiggles when you eat it. +Happy birthday to this coon ass nigga buckcity @ThatLatsonKidd +Chinese takeaway - $36.00 Delivery charge - $5.00 Realising you haven't received everything you ordered - Riceless . +I clicked on this and then vaguely remembered a TV tropes article about why I never used ethers in final fantasy. I never would have guessed that what I had just clicked was actually a link to that very page. [...] I have to wake up early tomorrow but I guess I should cancel my plans because I'm now reading about a sorting algorithm for mortality in video games, and I still have a dozen other tabs waiting to be read. +What? But you're Asian, you're supposed to be smart! +Only 219 online Very cozy, thank you mods! +The other day my friend told me holocaust joke I did nazi it coming +What is the Hardest Part of Cooking A Vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the pan. +Sorry I did n't get too cut her this weekend she was sick . +When I see a name appended with 'professor' my first reaction isn't respect. +Why did you say you were a member of the `` white knights '' when it appears your a member of the knights party ? +what do wallets and black people have in common ? we should always keep them chained . +CHEEKS JAW AND HEIGHT... not wrists or some other crap CHEEKS JAW AND HEIGHT CJH +History thoughts: It just occurred to me, on the day JFK was assassinated, he was wearing a back-brace. He physically couldn't duck. +When I was younger and my mom took me to get a blow out at the salon and I had to get a trim I use to look like Dora. I cried so bad 😭😭 +This is incel battlegroup beta, we're under attack We are currently under attack from nomieds, take position and fast load blackpills into our guns ready, move out! +check information about air times of the Clinton show "Scandalous" +I wish our parents had given us r/incel education right before high school/uni Don't you? +why are jewish men circumcised ? because the women wo n't touch anything which is n't off . +So hunger is no longer the main cause of death in Africa! AIDS is +My roommate:: Ugh, that Asian girl in our Chemistry lab is so annoying. Me:: What does she look like? My roommate:: I don't know, she has an Asian face. Me:: There are five Asians in our lab. My roommate:: Well whatever! They all look the same! +Share the love @LindaMcgregor10 @cbtddc @LorenaMontijo, you're top engaged community members this week! Much Appreciated :) +"""Who is the green team?"" ""Uh oh, Oregon has a 3 pointer. NC, find a 3 pointer."" -my grandma 😂😂😂 I just love her! #UNCvsOregon #marchmadness" +Yolanda Saldivar is an example of why you shouldnt give ugly people a chance...fuckin bitch #RIPSelena +people say a lot of negative things about paedophiles , but you have to admit their love for children is truly touching +@JenTurnek Hey. The University of Washington is conducting a study that you may be eligible to participate in for up to $320! Interested? +I've been waiting for like 3 amazon orders for several weeks now because the dates keep changing for the arrival time. 🙃 +#YesAllWomen because once at a Louis C.K. show he said "how do you make an old woman? You take a young woman and just ruin her." +ay i dno what 2 do i was well too cocky about the ev winning n now i can't look at my kopite boyfriend ever again x farewell it's bin nice x +Why wouldn’t the anti-vaxxer’s three year old child stop crying? It was having a midlife crisis. +You have the absolute right to express yourselves, but we have the absolute right to boycott you.We have tolerated your drug use and DUI s, your domestic violence, and your vulgar displays of wealth.We should be ashamed for putting our admiration of your physical skills before what is morally right. +I know you bitches is hating on the low. Why me tho? Its way more niggaz in this world that can afford it. +13 reasons why is fucking me up dude . It's crazy how people never take the time to think about the consequences of their actions. +Another weekend making the food women eat with my own incel hands :) +I hate clingy ass people. Don't text me 100 times, don't be all over me, just no. +#bizarresexism @LifeOfStrife I don't know why buy I find a hearty handshake between two women to be very awkward. #notsexist +Holy books Christians : The Bible Muslims : The Qur'an Americans : the menu +WHY TF DID I TAKE BIO AGAIN IN COLLEGE?!!? I TAUGHT IT IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR 3 YEARS (basic & AP) AND I JUST WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW D': +My eaters guts were torn out by a maniac and put into my mother, So you could say he had some bowl movements +veterinarian as she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying , " relax , you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients . " but another voice kept saying , " howard , you are a veterinarian . " +Three more posters ready - these are definitely anti-race-mixing ! +Rate this Anti-Social Socially Anxious Hermit Loser with Long Hair (Pic) +my attitude on 1000 today for no reason & im getting attitudes with ppl for no reason 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ oops +working every single day of this week open to close so my check better look nice because im exhausted 😫 +If u don't take your socks off when u fucking a girl then it's not cheating +BRYCE CAN KILL HIMSELF THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING ASSHOLE I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL +A good book is like sex. Great, unless a teacher forces you into it. +Young Thug called a bitch his twin on a track. I don't even know what he mean by that but I'm definitely bout to start calling bitches that +What's a black persons favorite kind of grape? Gangrape (sorry if it's been posted before) +Every car in my drive including mine paid off, ain't no selling a car to get a new one....it's on the waaaay🙂 +Citi field bitches http://t.co/gHxXmb3M +.@knux1995 No, no...this is my view on how to move equality forward. Must root out those who claim equality while working against it. +Schools been going for 2 hours and already 6 people have a problem with me. Every day I do something wrong and IDK what it is. +"Grooming gangs of Muslim men failed to integrate into British society" On the contrary, I'd say raping fourteen hundred underage white girls meant they integrated too fucking much. +Why is the obesity rate so low in Japan? The last time they saw a fat man, 80,000 people died. +What’s the difference between a middle school and an ISIS base? Don’t ask me, I’m just the drone pilot. +The emoji I use when I'm flirting wit bitches ---> 😈 +[@VigilantPith's words don't please me, but again, this new man doesn't please me in /anything/ he does. Such a waste of hot body and + +What do pink floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall +I'm so fucking hyped for @VELDFest !!! SO PUMPED FOR MYBOY @GetterOfficial 😍😍 UHHH SUH DUDE +i wish i was a woman literally no downside in life if you're born a woman in this generation other than squeezing out a baby out of your garbage bin crotch why wasn't i born the easy mode gender in life, it's just NOT FAAAAAAAAAAIR +"@kris_nation ""he's not top 3"" like they're a lottery team and he's stat padding, he's still carrying them to the playoffs so" +In my opinion this whole gay thing is fashionable now because of the media who constantly force it down your throat . +"Oddly the judge also agreed the defendant did not have to say out loud the house number where he lives, ""given the media presence""" +q : what would u call batman if he was black ? a : nigger . +You find they are worse since they will able to blend more and fool people into thinking they 're genuine . +Overheard someone call the Cubs a dynasty. Am I gonna have to listen to this shit all year?! They've won ONE. Chilllll. #ihatebaseballsomuch +What’s the difference between a woman and a goat? 5 months in the desert +Nothing like bombing another show Enough to kill your career and about 20 people +They say Human are bad But the black ones even more +How do you get a child out of a blender? With Doritos +This is Where my @GoDucks thrive grown men in our locker room about to rise together here we fucking SCOOOOO +i got featured on cucktears does this make me a truecel? +What do you call a stork who delivers Polish babies? A Dope Peddler +The fucking dial tone 🤣 don't wanna hear it ma'am. +When Sue kills herself, its suicide. When Reg kills himself, its regicide. When Genie kills herself, its Genocide. What is it called when a nigger kills himself? A problem that solves itself. +My family has (now) three children, myself included. And my sister's sister is also her mother. +My work ethic this semester is awful, how the hell am I gonna motivate myself to work on my MRP this summer +how is an apple and a nigger similar ? both look good hanging from a tree +Anger at the hole fucking world and the way it works. +Your gpa to get into a good college is a lot like the chromosome count for someone with down syndrome It has to be above average +So for the #TrumpTreason watch party they should install massive TVs on the DC Mall. Bet it'll be bigger than his inauguration! #TrumpRussia +What"s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes? Madeleine McCann jokes get old. +the counterpoint to this, of course, is to demsocs: engage with those to your left better than the democratic party engages with the left. +Did you hear about the newest controversy? All of the Paralympic athletes refused to stand for the national anthem. +We cannot predict the next mythology-but we can predict (it will) open mind to the mystery of the universe & mystery of one's self~Campbell +What's the difference between my asshole and a Camaro. My uncle has never been inside a Camaro. +Is this the one who broke out of six different concentration camps as a child and swam 200 miles upstream in the icy Danube River ? +People are so damn political correct nowadays, you can’t even say black paint anymore You have put it like; “Tyrell, would you like to paint that wall for me?” +"@Almightywayne__: Fuck Red Malone man bitch ass niggah" could you please use complete sentences? +how do you kill a fox ? cut off its leg and make it run across canada . +I've seen you around and always wanted to talk to you. You just have this wonderful... ethnicity about you. +Turkish airplane granted airplanes to somalia 2 fly with food and water. Great news #imwithkap! #Lovearmy4somalia https://t.co/T84AlKvgme +No, I hope the negro is not all right , ever . +Time to mute the word Trump as well. Everybody is a fucking expert. +More negro savagery : YouTube - Detroit : 3 Black Males Murder pregnant white woman . +Spotify can fuck off taking my movney I don't care if I sidgned up for premium that's my £5 fuck you +Im crying And no girl to make me feel better +a reminder that in the end, everything will be okay and the little things that happen now will never matter when we see Him again❤️ +Do you know why the Scottish where kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. +Idc if I stop fucking with you , everything you ever told me will always stay between us 💯💯. +@damianainscough @agittner Easy: they didn't know DNA structure in yr 9. Now books 'show' they do. :-) done. I'd ra… https://t.co/hdf1QkcPSx +Voxday is a useful tool for the globalists, a totally impotent wacko who can be relied on to betray anyone getting memetic traction on 'his' side at the worst possible moment whenever necessary to the plot. +"@JordanPeele is a fucking genius. Please go see ""Get Out""." +i'm supposed to be reading right now but all i want to do is make popcorn and watch the emperor's new groove +If I was Ukrainian , I 'd sign a pact with devil himself to get rid of jewdo-islam Putinistan AKA Russian Federation .... +What was the last order of pizzas made to the twin towers? 2 large plains +To reiterate, GamerGate is threatening @ChrisWarcraft's children, and @Grummz is totally OK with this, because free speech. +If I had a dollar for every gender there is.. I'd have $1.77 +It's thundering and raining like a mf and the valley rats will still hit the valley downing Vegas Bombs looking for their future hubby/wife +Roastie is mad she got posted on incels (Which pic was her) ? +Public challenge to u/Zyros_: STATE HOW MANY GIRLS YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH AND HOW MANY YOU HAVE KISSED We have a failed normie in our midst. +Wife wanting go on to bed at 1:00am...I still have beer left in the fridge..Let's see what I can do about this without getting into an argument. +why did the terroract in france happen ? because wild pokémon appeared ! +How would Trump solve starvation in Africa? Make cannibalism great again. +Why do white people read so quickly? They can go through over a hundred stories in thirty seconds +How many civil rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll tell the room its okay to be black and protest if someone else tries to change it. +did you hear about the american who broke his arm ? he went broke . +At the age of 8, I had a 9 inch penis Shoved down my throat by a priest +Why did the chicken cross a red light? To get to the other side. +why are black people fast ? because all the slow ones are in jail . +PS: Linux sucks. @tux_dapenguin +what does a baby look like inside of a microwave ? i do n't know , i close my eyes when i masturbate . ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° ) +I got up early painted over what I did ..shirtless ..then went back to bed I barely remember it 😂 didn't even realize I was shirtless 😂 +Daily reminder that shitty western marriage restrictions don't exist in places like Malaysia. +Why do niggers have white palms and feet? Because there's a little bit of good in everyone +my problem is i forgive people, that's NOT meant to be fucked with🤦🏽‍♀️ +i heard hitler has an addiction to adderall something about improving concentration +Bar men in Scotland forced to stop wearing kilts after being groped +Feminist blogger accidentally admits that feminism does nothing to help men's issues, and that the excuse "ending patriarchy will solve all problems" is bullshit. +if you orgasm during rape , it 's like flying with united airlines . because someone is brutally getting you off . +he had a VERY serious injury. thought he'd be back like early 2018 at the earliest so this is even beyond like john cena levels here +"@Rambobiggs @Shanti__Ananda Where's the ""Scream till I pass out"" button? Damn I hate these bastards! Skin every one of them if I could!" +A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ... The bartender asks 'Wow where did you get that from?' The parrot replies 'From Africa, there's loads of them there!'. +Wut a bitch +Mother of god, @Kia COULD YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT? 😡 +😳 RT @UBoyRock17: 😭😭😭 these hoes selfish +Take any DNA test with a mountain of salt . +my real experience with girl for you guys [ removed ] +"""Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety"" Baxter Bell" +what niggas don't realize is i do what I WANT .. 😩 so whatever you saying is irrelevant to me. you ain't feeding, fucking nor financing me 🤔 +You know how you can tell if you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing +Bojack is my new favorite incel If he trains in the hyperbolic time chamber, he may come to rival the best of the sub. +What do you do when you see a classroom full of dead kids? Reload. +Normtroopers, If personality matters, make an Incel dating profile with my subhuman face and use your personality to get matches/dates I bet you £50,000 you fail +Whats the difference between a black man and a trampoline? You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. +why are there no spermbanks in mexico ? . because all the wankers are already here in the states +You can make a choice that you're responsible for when you're drunk, except when it involves your genitals, and this isn't a double standard almost exclusively to criminalize men because....SHUT UP! +Get back in the kitchen. +How do you knock out a kid? With a sandy hook +what part of a vegetable is hard to eat ? the wheelchair . +I didn't know black guys have the same name They were calling each other Monica. +"RT @studio_gal: ""What a fuckin' idiot. I hate him."" - me, every single day. #FakePresident" +I only wanna see bad bitches on snap chat +what do you call an albino black person ? an animal cracker +RT @thekidmoon: Zendaya, sweetie, I am so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even say that. oh my god. https://t.co/q3Tck4qWoj +There was this girl i dated a few weeks back She was brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling - jimmy carr +Why the black kids don't shoot school ? Because they're too busy shooting up their neighborhoods +How do you get a Jewish girls number? You roll up her sleeve. +Thanks to crypto-currency, I now have no idea how to do my taxes. +what s the difference between a hippy chick and a dumpster ? i can eat out a dumpster +Fuck Sessions, time to man up, you asshole. +#Islam is designed to be a crushing of the human spirit with laws that only provide one outlet - the brutalizing of non Muslims. +🦆 MY FAVIE we have so much in common and its so interesting talking to u like its never boring i loove u +RT @TripleCz_3G: Finna make a power move wit a bitch taxes we both gone be straight long as she do wat I told ha +Killer of woman , child in Oak Cliff gets death penalty | News for Dallas , Texas | Dallas Morning News | Dallas-Fort Worth Crime News | Dallas-Fort Worth News +Bitches just can't seem to get a fucking clue 🤦🏽‍♀️ +My high school teacher draws stars on good essays I failed mine. Looks like I've gotta shoot for the stars +I hate you bitchhhhh yea I hate you bitch never thought I say it but I hate you bitch🎶 +While many enjoy Christmas decorations I enjoy Christmas defecations #MerryChristmas +Hey, just looking for some fellow brothers or sister to meet with , im starving for information and Possible Klans to join. would like to be able to meet with people around my age but also older and helpful +The club don't never get old to some of y'all hoes though. +I keep getting freaked out whenever I look at your hands - it looks like they're attached to a woman. +Some People are so fucked up like how can you do someone so dirty?? +What does a gay person and a piece of metal have in common? They both can be straighten out when hit with a hammer enough times. +This is not a joke I'm gonna shoot someone this wedding party is so fucking boring I'm not even related to these counts and its huge (insert something about Ethiopia so this post counts as a joke) +I'm don't feel any emotion today Whatever ya know? +INTEL, YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US +Oh, Nicole! With your twirliness and flattering A-line silhouette. 😍😍 One of my favorites for… https://t.co/HjCzzTEBsc +I'm a fan of your dick not a fan of your shit. +Why did the Italians switch sides? The Germans occupied all their pizza ovens +I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof! +"""Distance doesn't work."" ""Wow.. I'll pray for you guys..might work..might not"" ""Distance is rough..don't know how you can do that""" +Thanks for the stutter stepping tip I had never heard of that before. +Being a director in Hollywood, I’m always having girls knocking and screaming on my wardrobe door... Sometimes, I let them out. +If u r my girl, Ima be ur #1 fan & hype u up 24/7. If u r ever feeling sad just send me a selfie. I'll gas u up til u feel like a princess +So you'll bring a Jewish dish. (Coworker) could bring a Chinese dish! I'll ask (coworker) to bring something Indian. +what is huge , noisy and stinks like fish - yet goes by mostly unnoticed ? women 's march +ReferenceError: reference to undefined property "forced_plugins"[En savoir plus] tinymce.min.js:6:15996 ReferenceError: reference to undefined property "override_viewport"[En savoir plus] tinymce.min.js:12:27644 +I know somebody who wants to perhaps move to Alberta but is wondering if they have the homo agenda in the schools there . +a difference between russian optimist , pessimist and realist ? optimist studies english pessimist studies chinese a realist stays at home and cleans his kalashnikov +Legit my true friends are the ones who like still put up w me and my bad texting habits but know I love them soo much +Personal goals over the summer: -Read more -Write more -Pray more -Spend less time on the internet +My nail tech so damn bad ... and she from Inglewood too girl .. we friends now btw😋 +Shouldn't we treat Weinstein as innocent until proven guilty? +I'll try to keep obv favs out nnn 1) inoue orihime - bleach My other eternal best girl luv my healer princess, +Jen Hilman is my fave! I NEED to go to one of her yoga retreats! She has one coming up in Costa Rica and another in Bali!😻 +What stops your car when you drive over them Students +The fact that I've been a relationship and faithful for years ... just to break up over some dumb shit throws me off mentally lmao 😂 +"""You can't spell opinion without onion because everyone who has one can go fucking cry"" 😂😂" +Unhappy about the ridiculous Brexiteer guff re:Gibraltar but am proud that Britain believes and fights for self-determination. +"There's a woman who comes by on the weekends and screams TAMALES! and all our Hispanic employees go running for the back door." +I don't have any woman to hurt in my life so I hurt my mother She should have never given birth to me +Roses are red My uncle raped me in an elevator. Go fuck yourself, Autochaderator. +What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the dead baby in my garage? Issac Newton died a virgin +if the expected war happens we better not put pride in charge of any units where navigating skills are required then . +I didn't consider that +Alissa just burnt all my nose hair with a FUCKING lighter so all I smell is burnt FUCKING hair, IM TRIGGERED +On April 20th a 19 year old shot a kid in the Ankle... His name was Sky but he’s not going to Heaven +In many states, we've got laws that specifically protect against this kind of thing. However, they aren't enforced due to education/funding. +#thebenefitscap I'm sorry but I've been to hell n back as a single mom childcare, rent allsorts with 2 kids but I did it so it can be done! +Whats the difference between a baby and a pool? I don't pee in the pool. +Me & my granny was talking about weddings i said I want a big wedding her come simone with her opinion 😐 +The problem is that I'm sleepy af but I can't get my hand of the fucking phone +What's the Difference Between a Hooker and an Actress? Judge: That's not a very good defence Mr. Weinstein. +my fat fucking wife just told me that my ribbed condom . . oesn't taste like ribs at all . +mind fucking blown one of my sub 5/10 indian fb friends is in a relationship with a 3/10 filipino girl lucky cunt +What's the first words of a black kid? Master. +...aaaaaaaaand it begins. RT @RileydaKafka: Fucking niggers that's all Kentucky is and ever will be +It's time to take action instead of just posting articles about how we men are under attack by women and their lawyers. +"@Itsyesie: #oomf is soooo cute. But he probably has hoes on him a lot." +unless you teach math , but hell there 's a post on here that says math teachers want to teach social equality. and white privilege ! +RT @sakattackz: This nigga got me fucked up!!!!!!! +I'm not accountable to Jews I'm not accountable to their demands I'm not accountable to their ideals I'm not accountable to their version of history I decide who I am I decide what I stand for I decide who are my enemies I decide what is in my interests I'm accountable to my people and my ancestors +To think that such a great Christian nation as Ireland has an Islamic Foundation is sickening . +I feel very sorry for the families of such Jews as Art Katz because he would preach to them over and over again about how Jesus died for the Jew first while at the same time shoving his non-Jewish wife into their faces . +Half Italian on my father 's side , my mother 's white but was adopted so half of me is a mystery . +#Somalia govt should learn from Israel; they're save despite being engulfed by enemies. Secret, Intelligence. @TheVillaSomalia #AlShabaab +kiwifarms is capping your discord I am monitoring their site as part of an investigation and I feel it is appropriate to let you know that kiwifarms is screencapping your discord. +Yeah they did this crap at my school when I was in kindergarten . +The worst part about snuff films? Predictable endings. +Am I the only one that loves making the snowflake libtards madder by liking President Trump more and more as they dislike him more and more? +I like my women how I like my cigars 7 years old and shipped in a burlap bag from Cuba +oh and if you smoke because you like the aesthetic, well shit man. I think u should get the fuck away from me, u pretentious prick +What are some solid arguments against when feminists say that men can't get equivalent/equal rights as women during pregnancy because life is biologically unfair? +What’s the diffrence between a bucket full of shit and a nibber? The bucket^_^ +what 's another name for the black market ? what 's another name for the black market ? the slave trade +Remember, if/when we start to lose more, you know where to point your finger. +We're many in my head Don't worry, I'm the leader... +The LIVE Broadcast of the inauguration of new NJ Governor, Super Liberal Phil Murphy (D) shows he has NJ Sen. Bob Menendez (D) of recent corruption trial news, sitting directly behind him, is this his NJ wingman? +3rd final now achieved with a comfortable 3-1 win over @ctkfc1946 2nd team in the sun fletch with a tatrick could and should of been more +My job gives me a constant stream of endorphins. +How are babies like door hinges They are both nailed to the wall and I slam them against the wall when I'm mad +Cause I promise u when I'm almost famous She blow this thing, get wit it It's like that You're gonna love the joy I wanna +nobody fucking call text message or anything to me, I AM DONE +fav thing is getting an ESPN notification that frank mason won another player of the year award #honey +I don't know how to feel about this Nike thing On one hand, I love child slavery but on the other one they gave a black man money +Mayb my feet are so small bc I have STUBBED MY TOES SO MANY TIMES I STUNTED ALL POSSIBLE GROWTH YEARS AGO. +What is P.E.T.A.'s least favorite continent? Asia +Guys & Gals I Did It I'm A Born Again Christian Again And This Time I've Brought Ammo And Christianity Will Reign Supreme Once Again +Shocked that of all the crazy jumps in Nathan Chen's SP, it was the triple axel he splatted on. Wild! #WorldFigure #Helsinski2017 +After having been on the road for three days and relegated to GAB via mobile, it's great to be back and getting caught up. +Remember guys If you’re not hating women, you’re doing it wrong +What do you call 5 black people having sex? a threesome +Nothing makes me more angry than fat people who try and tell me what to eat for a healthy diet. +I saw AHX for the first time the other day and I would not say it 's Pro Aryan . +god fucking dammit i'm about to be throwing up all night from these chemicals and radiation +17 kills? 8 more he could’ve had a nuke. +What’s Bill Cosby’s nickname? Dr. Pill +We havent seen Elliott in about 2 years and my boy is comin to delco in one week, lets fucking go!!!!! +I have a crush on a white girl... Lol, she'll reject me, god, I fuckin hate them. +so , turns out there 's some black guys in my family tree . went to the backyard and saw that they were still hanging there . +cadilac bish get your nasty ass off my screen and take annie with u +In other news #India 🇮🇳 gets its 1st shipment of Uranium, for its power plants, from #Australia 🇦🇺 +Why do normies always feel the need to give advice Why can't they just be thankful they aren't us I'd and leave us alone, what could they possibly get out it? +How do you know your sisters on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood +Writing 2 posts at the same time in two tabs. One paragraph on one then switch to the other. Equivalent of drawing with both hands? #davinci +I never saw the Skipper skip once on Gilligan's Island +After seeing Civil War, fuck Captain America..he was the worst fuckin hero. +Don't chase people. Be you, do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you and stay. +What’s do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin +It's Runtown's 1st ever Concert! Turn up Lagos - 9 DAYS TO ONE NIGHT ONLY & @iruntown gives U nothing but Wavy vibes ! +Homeless guy who likes running got laid, so there's hope for you lot yet +Friend:: Yea I suppose it's less shocking than full coming out. Me:: Well it is really me fully coming out, I do intend to date girls. Friend:: But you still like dudes. Text conversation with a friend about me (22 year old cisgender woman) about coming out to my dad as pansexual. Like my sexuality wasn't as valid, like it wasn't taken seriously. +Old enough for employment, old enough for enjoyment. +A black man walked into my store and bought some polyester pants It’s weird because they usually pick cotton +I hate niggas that will not admitt they're wrong 😂 +i never really got in too much trouble , because the dean of my school is also the head football coach and i play football so were cool , connections +Have you ever been in the middle east when it rains? It rains everyday +8I@cker than 8I@ck? Two guys walk into a room without the lights on. One says, "Wow! This is dark!" The other says, "Yeah, almost total 8I@ckness!" +Money ain't a thang, bitch that's a lie. It only controls every bitch that's alive. +https://t.co/mcQfKWGPrd TRUMP THE BIGGEST IDIOT OF ALL TIMES, HIS STUPIDITY KEEP GROWING +@ItsMander @kfc You can always gets da colored folk back in da cage wit da KFC +What I used to miss in now day camps They used to provide 1 hot shower +Incels that went to college, what was your experience? +There is no one on the planet that cares about a flexed v relaxed pose. 🙄 fucking ig +You can still bring that to the attention of local media and civil society groups . +Women giving out free sex toys to close the orgasm gap • r/Feminism +So @BarackObama lied and children died a horrible death. #syria I hope you sleep well tonight, Obama. +another great incel-sub has been banned rest in peace r/publicslutwatch +So my mom and sister just gave me a life lecture about how people are going to hate me because my leg shakes sometimes like what the fuck +Iite Peyton don’t be a faggot this drive +YO MAMA What’s your best yo Ma Ma joke? +Just a note for anyone downloading the petition ......... Remember to put your paper setting on 8 1/2 X 14 for * * * LEGAL * * * documents. petition download Good luck friends , Gordon _ Inc. +My Grandpa was an Artist. He had an amazing stroke. &#x200B; &#x200B; That's how he died. +"... the satisfaction that the other fellow isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off."" ~ K. Kraus" +If the guy with the machete wasn't from Isis I'm sure they would have louvre'd him to be +"If you're a bride & groom considering 'wowing' your guests by dancing to ""I've Had The Time Of My Life"" at your wedding...Get a fucking life" +Can an ass be tragic? To perish under a burden one can neither bear nor throw off? The case of the philosopher. Friedrich Nietzsche +What is the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Washing the blood out of your clown suit. +These bitches think they know snap. Ha bitch I am snap +Classmate:: That's so gay! (in a derogatory fashion) Me:: Yeah, like there's something wrong with homosexuality. (which admittedly wasn't the most thought-provoking comeback) Substitute teacher:: Actually, there is. Special education high school class. I was in total disbelief and couldn't think of a single thing to say. It still haunts me to this day which is particularly annoying since I don't even remember that guy's name. I wish I'd taken action against him, but I just don't know what I could have done. +“@wassssupsarah: Car hopping is a different world these ghetto guys tried asking for my number LOL” did they have to be ghetto Tho ? +How do you stop a baby from spinningaround in circles Nail its other hand to the floor. +Political correctness has gone stupid now! You can't even say Black Paint anymore, instead it's supposed to be "Tyrone, would you please paint my house?" +Bluepillers mock the sexuality of redpillers (but we're the bad guys) +Have not read the Sagas since I was a kid . +If I so happen to post a Rap song it won't be from a mainstream rap artist just wanted to clear that up also +what do christina grimmie and a golf course have in common ? they ca n't make money unless someone puts holes in them . +She's Mexican, she can be our maid. +"random dude in the cafe asked if he could charge his phone via my laptop. ""srsly?"" I asked. he insisted In terms of security we're fucked 🙃" +im really crying rn im rl hungry i hate carrying with all my heart but im hungry i tried calling these bitches they didn't even answer! +My NFL Football Fantasy is that every thug who sits for the National Anthem will likewise sit for the rest of their contract and then sit on their couch for the rest of their "career." +my sister thinks she's being petty towards my dad by not going to my graduation?? she got me all types of fucked up +Her main goal between 1st and 2nd round will be to drive down turnout. I expect an onslaught of fake news. +🔈🔉🔊 @Revohloo supports! Got new content? Tweet us a link if we like it we share it #salutetoyourgrind @Ohk_Ohtay @JDGreer @HIMNation +and i used to be a tech evangelist. i have some idea of how the press works, but thanks for the clear examples of mansplaining. +What do bikes and black people have in common? They both don’t work once the chains come off +Okay let’s see what kind of mischief we can get into tonight +Don't shoot officers, I'm white! +The best players going to Olympics is an investment in the game of Hockey. That's good for everyone including the NHL. #NHL #ForTheFans +Working with Try Container type in #Scala #errorHandling #forComprehensions https://t.co/pjkyv6f4Qb via @kaffeecoder +This is a special thanks to all those who had the patience to wait it out while I constructed this article . +What do you call a serial cannibal that only eats disabled people? A vegetarian +RT @abstractnights: stop fucking stepping on flowers +the movie star 's id a black guy is walking around rome . at some point he stumbles upon an id card on the ground and as he picks it up , he notices that it 's di caprio 's who 's recently been visiting the city . as he puts it in his pocket he notices a couple of policemen coming his way . they proceed to stop him and ask for his documents . going for broke , he gives them his newfound id . the policemen took a look at the document , back at the black guy and finally exclaimed " damn , did n't know the titanic caught fire before sinking ! " . +Heard a @Black1stLand1st supporter say White Monopoly Capital & white people are the 'enemy'. Made me sad. So brainwashed. #AntiZumaMarches +seventeen knows the ships dont they but I honestly didnt expect seokhan to step up their game to a whole another level +I'm looking for a joke about gang-banging a German??? The punch line was something like "is 10 to many or is she just shouting her age. Far more eloquently put though. +The majority of them are as stupid as real Negroes . +If you're a law and order Administration, how can you justify cracking down on sanctuary cities to enforce Federal immigration law, but look the other way at states that are breaking Federal drug laws? +Penultimate A Breath before surfacing Clinch, stiffen, pray Melting deep blue Stunning relaxation Quietly rejoining the sea +today a girl in my class told me to stop talking about political stuff bc another girl in our rotation comes from a very republican family +I don't think natural talent exists. It's about how you're raised and how much practice you have. +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Baku, ASB for now (07h58m02s UT): 22°05'26.0'' #Cancer (AC) / 04°31'48.1'' #Aries (MC) +will never see a dog being high as funny. your dog looks like he's in pain. it does not look fun. please stop trying to get your pets high. +Well if you like to travel mine advice is if they are n't anyone with same beliefs then look in other places and broaden you experiences in other places +Academia-based poetry isn't the stuff screaming in the streets, filling up the corners of expectations and regrets amd desires and suffering +So thankful to God for the most strictest yet fun-loving parents. Through them I was able to see God's love and nothing beats them. +If you fuck with me I'm having a major smoke out on 4/20 as I record some new music at the studio pull up and you will get dabbed out 🍯 🍯🍯 +this hoe smell like piss and unseasoned fried chicken +face>>height>race=weight>wealth +Don't post no men on my page . Don't got time to be updating my pages every week because he on some nut shit 🤷🏻‍♀️. +"bryan: ""i dont mean to offend u but whenever theres a girl character thats edgy and says ugh whatever thats right up ur alley""" +"Swastikas and anti-Semitism rife on campus" It makes me feel at home said Amir, a student from Saudi Arabia. +I like this sub how I like my women Dead. +abdul , my neighbour was crying . . . abdul , my neighbour , was crying,"what 's wrong ? " i asked . " we lost our baby daughter , cot death , " he replied . " oh dear , that 's so sad , never mind abdul , " i said . " just think of her as another virgin in paradise for your brave soldiers now . " _ xpost : r / sickipedia edit : sorry , i am not good at formatting . suggestions would be helpful for future . +If you're afraid that Arabs will react violently to the Jerusalem capital recognition, then you've just proven why the travel ban is necessary. +I don't get why cops are allowed to get away with killing blacks. Bet most of them don't even have their hunting license. +“@souljaboy: @kmichelle you mean the niggaz i shot? Ill give you 100k if u let any nigga smell your pussy and it don't smell like shit.” 😩 +These hoes say I'm too much. I think I'm too much +Black doctors These girls were talking about black doctors when i joined in and stated what about Jewish doctors when they told me Jews are not black so i responded with well you have to take them out the oven first +Awk... U don't like your own nephew / cousins bc our race.. LMAO broke ugly bitches fuck them we don't need them +Vegan or not... I HATE how the world ignores the things that are happening on our factory farms. The meat industry is so fucked up. +What's the difference between turtles and Hitler? r/darkjokes likes Hitler. +If ever I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most. YASNER MOST REQUESTED +dnainfo.com/new-york/20170928/upper-east-side/woman-dies-fdny-drive-nypd?utm_source=Upper+East+Side+%26+Roosevelt+Island&utm_campaign=63c71749f0-Mailchimp-NYC&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_3e30a0999a-63c71749f0-138761021 … Another senseless death by a car in NYC. +My dad taught me how to pick up girls. Once they're unconscious, you gotta lift with your legs. +Goodnight I love bts more than anything I hope theyre happy&healthy. I hope you're taking care of yourself bc youre super important n rad!💜 +Evidence a piece of the asteroid did reach the ground +Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a black guy. +These hoes cant fuck wit you +My dreams are literally telling me i will die alone Had a very long dream today, and basically in the dream a 45+ year old 300+ pound woman aroused me so i lost my virginity to hee, fuck me that was disgusting, literally evwn in my dreams i cant dream of a cute slim girl with a nice smile, JUST KILL ME ALEEADY +ATTENTION BUSINESS OWNERS...if it is at all possible ...DO NOT HIRE DEMOCRAPS since they hate Capitalism...get rid of any you already have! +britain is faced with a tough choice on account of making all extreme pornography illegal . either make interracial porno illegal or accept that all other forms of bestiality are legal . +I don't get women competing with other women and I certainly don't get older women competing with younger women Lame AF +RT @_prettygirl92: bitches jus love to get me madd +Why do theses retards go after me I have downwind rum so stop +away, im flying my final sortie away, im finally free +You & yo baby momma separate & you take everything out the house including everything in the child's room? You a fagget fr 💯 +I'll stop talking to you if your mindset, actions & priorities are fucked up . +What gauge copper sheeting did you use? +"@isowave1 @GuyVerhofstadt The commission is the ""unelected house""? Fucking hell, you have no idea at all how the EU works." +No one that knows me in real life would even for a moment think that I say the type of stuff I say here. +the hope was real. My review @TheChainsmokers album 7/10 just wish more of there EDM side was more present- But definetely the feels 💕 +Huge difference between filling a image and actually living that life and really putting on that image +Neither of the Diaz brothers are very bright but they generally come to fight . +Them chicks tried.to put me under the fire lol! I'm not a dirt bag courting with a dumb hoe though. +i hate when people smack their food that shits so annoying +RT @Kay_M_es: These bitches act local n think global +I feel like slapping a bitch +wife asked me to get " bath stuff " for xmas . hope she likes her toaster . +What do you do when you’ve finished eating the best pussy in the world? Put her back in the crib so she can finish her nap. +A famous comedian was doing his last show before retiring He says: I wanted to go out with a bang, so AllahuAkbar +BLACKPILL: The biggest incel trait is getting excited whenever a woman is nice to you Meanwhile that same woman who gave you a fake smile to prevent you from raping her is making unmistakable overt sexual advances to Chad. +what 's your best holocaust joke ? ( original is archived ) i already burned through my supply , i need a few more +>Mfw some rachet ass hoe drops some scripture or religious stuff on social media http://t.co/9ZDsKU0lbo +Men are disposable in a gynocentric society and male privilege does not exist +Why did hitler kill himself? he saw the gas bill. +If there were to come an incubator for alt-tech focused on science, would you be ok with it being called "Z Combinator", for generation Z? +A few incels here dislike me because... Of my normie sounding username. +One For Arthur was definately one for Cathy...Treated myself to a lovely dress in Clifton Village boutique for travel adventures🐎🐎🐎 +Alright I'm back from comparing a dead chicken to myself And one similarity we have is that we're dead inside +The biggest copes Religion, optimism, 80/20, virtual reality and MGTOW. +The family in California has struck the open door i been looking for the hard candy of it all but the tast of California also quistaning Homeschooling also now because of the lack of responsibility that should had been followed through that wasnt means that we all need to awaken to the Homeschool Nightmare of children being abused and miss guided. +Neetism and inceldom Do you think there is a relationship between being a neet and an incel? +What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger. +what 's the best part about dating a voice finalist ? it only takes her three shots to go down . +I had an itchy finger at school once. And then 17 kids were dead +1984... a crazy time. Why are her sleeves like that? Why doesnt the BK have a play area? Why does this man have his dog at work? +I went over to my friends house to tell him a joke about premature ejaculation, but he wasn’t home I guess I just came a bit too early +when you trusted them &' they ended up fucking you over both 🙃 +parents had been discussing the issue of pigeons entering the house for several days +my thesis is essentially: the opening scene is important bc we see that agamemnon is a dick and achilles is up his own ass +What's the most useful thing a feminist can do? Kill herself +I predict that numales will start wearing make up soon in an attempt to be even more in tune with women Still keeping the cuck beard of course. +Jocasta: Knock-knock! Amanda: Who's there? Jocasta: Werewolf. Amanda: Werewolf who? Jocasta: Lovable werewolf! +RT @BullHunitProof: bruh said "Black girls pussy taste like attitudes and arguments" LOL +Society is indeed a contract ... it becomes a participant not only between those who are living, those who are dead, and those who are to be born.” ― Edmund Burke +At least clay queen @laurasiegemund is back..urgently needed win vs. @Venuseswilliams to secure her place at last sixteen @VolvoCarOpen +@bigmouthedwoman These men really look at us all as sex bombs ready to explode at any moment don't they. +What can be better than fucking a 5 year old? Fucking 5 a year olds. +Nordic Resistance Movement emblem exactly the same as 30 Januar SS Division one! +RT @ImNeverChillin: Any bitch that tell you "I normally don't do this" get ready for the best head/pussy you've ever got +THAT WE ARE CAPABLE ONLY OF BEING WHAT WE ARE REMAINS OUR ONE UNFORGIVABLE SIN. +Hate when people bring up my name into stupid bullshit +What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe his ass +NYS tweets have tripled since #LawAndOrderSVU. +Apparently the bell on the penis is red due to infection It would also help if my victims would stop biting it +A timeworn path where nature remains untouched. Above it on this route stretches the huge Cycling Road. +What was Hitlers favorite activity? Using the burners +My girlfriend is so ugly, even with a paper bag over her head she wouldn't get my dick hard. A plastic bag, on the other hand, would do the trick just fine. +Whats orange and hanging from the tree in my front yard? The negro I hanged there. I can paint it whatever color I want. +Headline: Disgraced Russian #WorldCup Team Die In "Tragic" "Accident", Putin Totally Not Involved, Says Kremlin. +So there might be hope for us after all? +My girl loves it when I get really rough with her in bed. At least I think so; she is never conscious when we have sex. +#MoreAcceptableThors than Ladythor: Horse Thor, Bagel Thor, Smarmy Congressman Thor, Team Edward Thor +Three Muslims went in a bar They had a blast +I've posted a thread in Stormfront Latin to help spread the WNPS and too see if we can get more translations . +I'm genuinely curious, why are you an MRA? +What's the worst part about raping a French girl She's too quick to surrender +Children of 8 are ' racist ' if they miss Islam trip : School 's threatening letter to parents is met with outrage | Mail Online +One Piece Reveals Visuals For ‘Whole Cake Island’ Anime Arc – https://t.co/SGCxFCaube https://t.co/ouh5fje5wW https://t.co/0tQwP9vv3T +Who is Donald Trump's least favourite royal? Princess Diana. Because she hit the wall +@ShawnieceQB i remember a time when Hilfiger wus seen as being above Polo...until he said he aint wan niggers wearing his ish... +Last month, everyone was talking about the Indonesian tsunami. Now everyone’s talking about something plane. +What do you call a 500ft tall Israeli man? A kaijew. +Happy April fools day. I'll always think of it as that day in 1572 when the Dutch impaled their dykes to fend off the Spanish. +translate 4 us <3 lol +why do black people have white palms ? there 's a little bit of good in everyone . +When folks say that I am wanted, loved, and I absolutely know that is true…it's such a profoundly amazing, fluttery feeling +Lice are like STDs... They're great to spread to your family +how was copper wire invented ? jews fought over a penny . +hey @weev how does it feel that they're redefining the rules of the internet because you and @AndrewAnglin made fun of a fat chick pretty surreal to watch +what do you call a girl who can run faster than her brothers ? a redneck virgin +Well done to our @ESAF_Academy U19 team on a great home win against Colchester Gladiators today! Great work boys #Spartans #LittleBros +Please explain so even we on the other side of the sea can understand . +There is more to race than just skin color . +So I was telling some jokes to this terminally ill guy I don't remember the joke but it must have been funny, because he was dying. +@Elijahfnbaby bra I'm bout to blaze this bitch +Me Everyday: I'm Not Staying Up All Night Ima Be Sleep By 12:30-1 Me Everyday at 5am: 📱😂😍 Otp Laughn & Shit +if i was a pirate i would be called neckbeard +i actually lost $ myself because of the recent event in vegas . i guess that 's what i get for betting on black . +I like my women how I like my avocados Every day a new one and imported from Mexico +"This Female Student Was Murdered On Campus, And Men’s Rights Activists Are Celebrating" +what really happened to that kid at disney : allahgator +It's as if these people were like this all along , and it was only white civilization and moral nature that kept them in check . +Fight the (((power))). +Would the response be as positive if it was a male poster? +I love the fact that the Sun and the Daily Mail have both done articles about Michaels foot for no actual reason 😂😂😂 +Emiras dog fucking stinks min, farts all the fucking time, horrible little fart machine +We're looking forward to being at the launch of the #Hull @MonopolyUK board tomorrow! We wonder who's made the cut... +How does crocodile dundee buy his bait? He adopts kids from Africa +What’s the funniest thing about a miscarriage The crying mother. +Cannot headdesk hard enough. +People don't realize the amount of traffic they cause when they go 50 in the left lane.. I hate Miami +You bitter virgin losers are wrong, there are different types of women The ones who like to be creampied by Chad and the one who like to swallow Chad's cum. +Why did 9/11 happen? The US had some money left over from the moon landing and wanted to make an action movie. +Last night a young popular liberal writer published mild criticism about Bernie Sanders, so I harassed him with threats and bigoted slurs. +Winter weather gon have a niggah in his feelings 😠😔😏😪💕 . +RIP Sasha- you were one bad ass bitch #TWDFinale #beachballladynuts #TalkingDead +"You're a garden rose, and that bitch is a weed." +Whats the differrence between a black guy and a park bench? A Park bench can actually support a family. +chemicals girls use chemicals to remove polish , and no one bats an eye . hitler uses chemicals to remove polish , and he 's a bad person ? +What's darker than dark humour My wife's meat +Do you think if there are more men in education i.e teaching , there would be increase in quality of education in our country? +Daily reminder that women suck: That's all, what, you need more proof? +"Dad, how do stars die?" “Usually an overdose.” +how are dildos and knives different ? i would never stab a toddler with a knife . +Is there anything we can do to blackpill the whole world? +why do jews hate adderall ? cause they already have free concentration camps +Like isn't it interesting how we are all like puzzle pieces and each person has some type of piece that makes up the rest of the picture +the Luftwaffe is flying again what do you call a whale that walks, talks and breathes on land? a fat feminist +Amazing how #labor & #liberals point the finger at the independents for their failures for not getting on with the job of governing #pmlive +I REALLY hope this first episode of season 3 of Rick and Morty follows through with their foreshadow of 9 more seasons +Person has been a NEET for over 10 years and is in a relationship, guess their gender +haha i should do chemistry like i cook like i literally just got an idea!! what happens if you combine bleach and ammonia? :D +What are you when you beat number 1? Bile Duct cancer. +Next Olympics, Heather Heyer versus a Dodge in the 100 metres dash? +I now know why kids are always excited for summer They don't have to worry about getting shot during school time +rowan atkinson 's next film role is to play . . comical character who is unable to satisfy his wife . ' missed her bean ' is showing in cinemas from friday . +My country tis of the sweet land of tyranny and moral gain, was of freedom till King Bush seized the land and ruled with an iron ✊ there's only one of me but I am doing more than most! +Some people think say your life no go dey kampe if they leave. My blooda you had better carry yourself and ipako dey move😂. You no be Jesus. +A man killed himself on Facebook live I guess he wasn't live anymore +Indifference is expensive. Hostility is unaffordable. Trust is priceless. It's all about Relationships. - Ted Rubin #quote +Watch #Tucker on Fox He is logical and consistent. +KANSAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! Power and Lights District is going to be fucking poppin'!! +In elevators you see "800 pounds - 9 people" but in Africa is "800 people - 9 pounds" +America needs to listen to the words of Senator McCain and do the exact opposite. +RT @LochnerWalter: Stupid assholes that's Crazy and Dangerous. How Did These IdiotsGet Voted Into Office ???? https://t.co/BJIc7Fn3aQ +a few times ive been told to make kids. i said i have no one to make them with. now i have someone but we do not feel ready to have kids. i belive in quality over quantity. so we would have maybe 2 to 4 . +RT @WhiteboiColeman: Stepping away from the twitter beef. I'm going to bed cause I gotta be up at 5. Gotta go be a redneck asshole at my us… +Stephanos got Epainetos of Andros to have sex with Neaira's daughter and extorted him. But Epainetos was already having sex with Neaira. +Sister piles socks on dog who looks up to birds chirping about two hours so that they realize how behind they are the worst +What happens when you mix human DNA and monkey DNA Nothing, Africans already exist +RT @srslylate: blast the music until you can't feel a fucking thing +It's not that I don't want you guys to see BTS. It's just that I think, at this point, it's too much already. +What's the difference betweeen a dead possum and a dead black guy? There's swerve marks in front of the possum. +In my defense I was also taking my Vit D & the mad bastard painkillers with my food so it needed heft +There will be a partial eclipse in the UK at 1940 hrs that's 20 to 8 this evening if the clouds go away. +i would like to see them , they are one of my all time faves ! +I can't wait for lent to be over so I can get fucked up :) +This flier addresses three of the goals that I work hard to accomplish . +the late doctor pierce brothers is on this weeks speech very good the corruption of white youth the same thing is happening here a must listen for whites very good very impressed by the doctors brother . +So Phaedra gets fired but Kenya has never been married and Porsha and Cynthia are divorced. How does that work. +please point to me where about in the fucking MANGA the BEAST titan frolicks in a fuckin field w/ a flying whale & a fuckin DINOSAUR u FOOL +What's the difference between cocaine and a Jew? One is a white powder, the other is a black powder. +Billy Mister is a fucking fag! A sorry fuck up @Mrbillymister +Another starlet with a famous dad. That's it! I'm finding a way to cheat the system. #ActorsLife #Hollywood +Some girls really be puttin out to the point they become a hoe, expecting a prince with open arms to come sweep her off her feet. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ +Why is there not decent facilities for people under mental health care? There is special therapy for PTSD - why is this not available? +When are an r/incels poster, there are people monitoring your post history, waiting for you to post outside of r/incels, so they can leave a comment on your post telling everyone to check your post history +You say I'm a bitch? I say I'm a woman with a strong personality that doesn't play well with others!👊 +Is it inappropriate to sing "London Bridges" in London now..? +>Basically it all boils down to this: I believe that a fetus has a soul, and that it has every right to live. I respect that you believe that, but I don't believe it. [...] And that's the way I, and the law, think it should be. +Come on, smile for me. I won't pump your gas until you give me a smile! +Name something we would have if it weren't for white girls. Emmett till. +"saying ""i bet he likes you"" after a boy teases a little girl is teaching her to expect that in a relationship and that is not ok with me" +Today, a person had the audacity to question what even would make me attractive. Between my white skin and eloquence in speech .. idk +Fucking Aguero. What we could do with one like him. +the us government plans to settle syrian refugees in alabama . what kkkould possibly go wrong ? +Sally the Sea Shell Seller Sleeps in a Shitty Shithole by the Sea Shore. +Just to make it clear to someone who does not bother to read the attached links . +why did god give niggers noses ? so they 'd have something to pick in the winter . +what happens what a currycel Pajeet tries to "b confident" +Trying to loose weight and feel body confident is so hard, trying to hard but feel like I'm getting no where +DEF not sexist @jamessspurcell it's just not a good look in my opinion. Im definitely not sexist but I just feel like suits are more for men +"""Trig identities fucked me in the ass without lube"" - @smmooth_jazz xx" + / bob : how cool are the wtc jim : they 're pretty plane bob : damn that crashed and burned +@ChrisPowellswag @_cblaze @Dswizzle3 Dawson and Nicky Hickman delete the fake account and and stop being bitches +trying to make plans with a girl that's always busy/ might not make it, a girl who never responds/responds years later and her bf is just... +lol I dont know I just saw somewhere that Franklin was a forbidden name ... thanx I try to search on google ... +Why are non-white peoples allowed to be considered indigenous to Africa & Asia, but white people aren't to Europe ? +Vanjivi Ramaiah Riched Khamma | After Receiving Padma Shri | In Delhi (pls RT↺❤️) ️️ https://t.co/tTxFJw0mL0 +You know who probably gets the most head on video? Isis members +ah lil bull daga got me fucked up periottttttt🏌🏽‍♀️ +A cannibal is eating a pregnant woman. It's a Kinder Surprise. +So a student at my college got hit by a car and died out front today... ...And then I got kicked out of class because the kid next to me asked what happened and I said "some chick lost a game of frogger" +"@CoryBandz: having one loyal female is wayyyyy better than having hoes , idc 💯" +What do you call a white person? Plz help I’m confused +Thought of the day: Why is it called the Jewish question, when it's really the Jewish problem? +Today is a special day with joys and privileges available to those whose courage permits access through acts of personal responsibility. +I remember I used to listen to linkin park when I was little when I missed my dad.... These songs got memories +I hate when grown ass men complain about paying their bills, stfu! Please! Get 2,3,4 jobs to make ends meet! +ebola is like religion it started off in the east , came over to texas , and makes you bleed out your eyes +Niantic mobile game with my computer making an adderall instead of little cousin made me this thing specific and spite me: +My mum always used to say to me When I was younger, why can't you be more like you cousin james? James died at birth... +As long as Brady and that other fucking asshole of the Boston Patriots don't win. +"@melotaes HONESTLYSYDU and working gifs not like tumblr that ""saves"" gifs but when you try to send they dont move 🤔" +it 's not rape if you pay them . in fact , if you wait months , it 's child support . +Noobcel needs help I only recently found this sub and finally identified with dating experiences (more like the lack of them).Can some of you help me get started, I already started swallowing blackpills left and right here +I hadn't eaten this much since like fucking november I hate myself so much I just want to go home and cry +I was going to say - before you added that last line - they look like a bunch of frightened monkeys with guns .... +today I remembered my reusable grocery bags but forgot my wallet so if anyone wants to punch me in the face I'll send you my address +I've watched Kolo Toure dancing to the Yaya/Kolo song about 25 times now and it still hasn't got old 😂🍀 #6inarow @celticfc +Pj Tucker should of took all that energy and ran his ass down the court to play some D. NBA players such crybabies sometimes +What's a Germans favorite game? One in the chamber. +Fuck you, Syria and Russia!!! How can you dare using gas????? +Reminder that you will never have a threeway with two beautiful blonde teens Why even bother living tbh? +Three tampons are walking down the road. A thin, a regular, and a super. Which one says hi first? None, they're all stuck up cunts +Chinky nibbas +cree gets on my nerves cause she be putting gas in my car but i love her cause she be putting gas in my car lol 😭 +People are dumb af in these Jurassic Park movies! Just screaming knowing damn well not to because it attracts attention!! +god and man met somewhere both exclaimed : " my creator " +I understand this but unfortunatly I have no one else to turn to . +I don't see you with a pilot's license. @Rennie93 Females struggle driving cars.. Yet we have one flying our plane #notsexist #justhonest +Dominos' build your pasta bread bowl is the fucking 🐐❗️where tf have I been?? 😩 +A message to all the normies out there who actually view us as human beings Oh wait, there are none lol +what do you call an anorexic person who 's bad at counting calories ? fat . +All of y'all is a dub now that's triple double like Westbrook that mean mug you rocking wit really an I'm broke and I'm stressed look +106 people die every minute None of them is me, how unlucky am I? +breaking news : nicola sturgeon says she does n't . . accept the result of the england vs scotland match +I've eaten literally nothing but Flamin' Hot Cheetos all day and I'm on drink #2 of the night, so let's see where this shit show goes +What's the difference between me and the local priest? He prefers my youngest son +I need a girl from Jamaica I can't fuck with these basic black bitches +Photos: Conor Reynolds funeral | masslive.com SPRINGFIELD Eric B. Denson is charged with murder in the fatal stabbing of Reynolds , 17 , a Cathedral High School senior and soccer star , during a birthday party on March 13 at the Blue Fusion Bar & Grill at 487 St. James Ave . +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Beijing, TJ for now (09h28m01s UT): 01°02'53.6'' #Libra (AC) / 01°12'08.9'' #Cancer (MC) +Keep voting #Katycats I vote for #KatyPerry #ShesTheOne 1 retweet=1 vote ♡♡♡ Wide awake: 650 millions views ☆ +I was beating up a bunch of Asian Nazis down the street Then I found out Buddhism exists +Wtf @pepsi, how stupid is your marketing team with that #livebolder bullshit? So all minorities need to do is give a fucking pepsi to cops?! +So i joined the Rush Comp chat to say ggs to rexi on that 4v4 and niggas getting mad for no reason🌝 +Don't know what's going on, but it seems like roommates are moving out maybe? Won't know until later I guess +Normies fucking meme about being introverted AGAIN - normies dont know what being introverted really is fucking miss me with this weak shit +Rape is better aged. Like a fine winestein +Oh my god, that's a MAN. +seeing this girl on snap, like damn you can tell you edit tf out of your pics... #yourehuge #dietplan #thighsareasbigasme #srynotsry +Wasn't meaning yo be hard on you or Knightrider1961 . +#addwalrustoruinanything Still hate Bob Bob's a walrus face douche bag +I was watching the legless fucking Traitor from the Fake Boston Bombing....and thought ....People are Still Buying this......Holy Wow....... +😳😳😳 RT @winterlove___: “@thisisyoungdj: Every girl got a #wcw and fake gay til it's time to eat sum pussy. But I'm 😴” not me 😋 lol +Why do law breaking illegal aliens have more say so in America than American citizens? +Someone from this sub called the new Ghostbusters being a shitty movie and the outrage afterwards. +That's it, I'm calling the cops. +You two are getting married? That's great. I hate getting those calls from girls crying that they can't pay rent because their boyfriend moved out on them. You know... (knowing glance and chuckle aimed at my male partner) +Congrats and I hope you both have very happy and long lives together ! +Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read? Because they're black +10-to-1 odds this guy faints after one punch @AaronObviously I'm not sexist but girls can't fight and if you think you can you need to stop +what 's the best way to get gum out of your hair ? [ removed ] +hanleys walk up song is kodak.... what a fucking legend +Desperate for answers, does anyone knows who's number this fucking is: +639151977216 +It's as if you are flying past a deadline today and you belate... More for Pisces https://t.co/IHRNqk4C4H +what country has the lowest age of consent ? vatican city +Nothing like York City losing at home to fucking Bromley to cost me a 749/1 eleven fold. Cos that's what I needed. +What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. +hey gamers what's up, today i'm playing Fucking dying from stomach cramps +What do slutty female bank tellers call cum? Down payment +.@feministlah @GreenWeiner I never said men didn't have privileges or that women didn't face biases, but its more 50/50 than one way street. +Why was Bush so afraid of Iraq to start a war? Because of oil. It do be that simple and dark at the same time +Why does the shower head have 11 holes? Because jews have 10 fingers +Once Emanuel was elected, a representative from the union was appointed to the mayoral transition team, and Coli was named to the exclusive group of campaign donors and community leaders in charge of planning the mayor’s first inaugural. +Xpost from /advice - if you were to start a support network for male victims of sexual or domestic violence, how would you start? +My daughter wouldn't stop posting ass pics all over Instagram So I taught her the hard way. +Tell me how bad do you want me cause I don't know if I should stay or if I should leave, cause I'm torn 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 +Me: maybe someday fire emblem fans will stop yelling at each other abt their shitty waifus Me, seeing another thread abt camillas tits: huh +All these bitches wanna be like Kim K and fuck their way into being rich but it don't work like that. Get a degree & work a desk job you hoe +Don't judge a book by its cover Unless there's an ugly man on the cover, then it's fair game +If you want a say on what goes on in the Labour Party, join the fucking Labour Party. Otherwise, shut it #bbcqt +Not too sure SF would want such lists of enemies on it given similar things led to the raids on Italian SF members earlier this year and last week . +New York City : Aborted black babies outnumber live-birth black babies According to the city Health Department , 2008 saw 89,469 abortions performed in New York City seven for every 10 live births . +Interesting - Non feminist realizes feminist researchers deliberately cover up female to male rape, asks feminists difficult question - no answer so far. +I'm high right now for the first time And /r/incels and an internet friend is one of the only places I have to tell +eSATA is hot swappable though you need to make sure that either AHCI or 'RAID' mode is enabled in your bios for the SATA controller. If it's not set to one of those and you have xp installed on a SATA drive, you'll need to enable the ahci drivers to load on start-up, otherwise you'll BSOD everytime you try to boot. [...] Now you should be able to use the safely remove hardware utility to remove the drive. +Here,majority of the votes always favours the elites in the first place because they are the ones that picks candidates for us to vote +#Swampdrainer #COVFEFE Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement #QANON +Let the niccas feel on her booty.. lmaoRT @55OptimusPrime: take her to the hood were they do most good +have i ever mentioned how much i fucking HATE my sister +say you won't let go- james arthur segunda-feira- esteban tavares shape of you- ed sheeran #MúsicaDaTirulândia +Gallows sliding down that ramp like he's sliding in to someone's DM's on that replay 😂 #WrestleMania +Why are blacks so fast? All the slow ones are in jail +Oh, it doesn't count if it's your boyfriend. That's basically implied consent. +There was an article in Sunday 's New York Post , about some Jew Fag that was stalking a famous fag `` Anderson Cooper '' . +It's very easy for people to sit behind their computers in the comfort of their homes and judge an elderly gentleman who has dedicated his life to exposing the Holocaust myth when it 's not your office being burned to the ground , when it 's not you being bankrupted or thrown in prison . +so whos rights to men's rights fight for? +You know the saying: “once you go black,” You’re a single parent. +Whenever you think you're having a really terrible day, remember this... You woke up this morning You got vertical Hillary is STILL not President All of which should make you smile, just a little +Stacey masturbates to chad, her boyfriend calls and dries her pussy, typical. +Look at this cultural incongruity from Plymouth . VIDEO : Plymouth celebrates St George 's Day with music and dancing in the streets | This is Plymouth +Here is another view of this very thing : Song of Albion There are some really good words of advice for White Nationalists in the last chapter ... should get some people talking . +All I ever wanted all I ever needed is here in my arms. That lyric makes me want to cry #DepecheMode +nah i know baron always looks mad but baron looks soooo pissed kdjdkd +Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that 😏 +Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? Can't cure AIDS. +It's not slut shaming to be honest about how you lose attraction to a woman upon knowing she's had a lot of sexual partners. +What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass. +"I don't like giving blowjobs honey" Thats what normies betabuxed wife will say despite 30 different cock encounters from college onward "Cum on my face is degrading" despite taking loads from chad in her early 20s +What's the difference between a ferrari and a bucket of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage. +I just stopped trying to fuck with boys because it always ends bad 🤷🏽😕 +All in the shower isn't allowed in the mountains.. Or gets the soo'ah of the darr.. Use a sword of your God to undo that ., +flying on united airlines . . s an absolute drag . +what 's the difference between a jew and a boy scout ? one came home from camp . +Glyphosate contamination will cause 50% of children to be autistic by 2025 https://t.co/bnyvYKqEif #health #autism… https://t.co/K1PhjwbjSH +What is the story of Cinderella told backwards about? A woman that learns her place. +#thismorning talk of war with Spain. Problems with brexit referendums Don't worry angels will sort it out Get the fuck off my fucking tv +Am told I look like the Wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin . +Interesting debate which shows the emperor has no clothes: How does feminist "theory" prove itself? +Went to work at 530.... Only got paid for working from 9-4. Makes no fucking sense. And im tired. And hungry. And aint caught my nu....nvmd +If you watch that 70s show and you skip the song intro, YOU ARE A WEAK BITCH AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO WATCH IT ✌🏽 +Tomorrow is valentine's day AND ash Wednesday Not sure whether to fuck my gf or burn her first +shay is my fucking boiii and idk how that happened but u no +Nice tribute towards the end for Bill Paxton. Totally forgot that he was the Clairvoyant in Season 1 :( #AgentsofSHIELD +What does Gandhi do that is so devastating? I've seen a lot of people talk about him, but he never did anything that bad in my games (might be because of the low difficulty level, as I'm still trying to learn how to play). +omg i was out for two fucking days and i have 600 emails +How do you get away by raping a deaf girl? Break her fingers. +"Wow..Feds must not ""compete for profit with the people"" as it tends to exploit the population whenever it is involved in mercantile activity" +Week 2 Power Of Veto Players Where Selected Paul,Alex,Josh,Ramses,Elena, and Matt #BB19 +We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution... +I like my women like I like my coffee Black and bitter. oh and finely ground down to a powder +If someone makes an effort to stay & be there for u no matter how fucked up u are, those are truly the ones u need in your life ~ +I need pajama pants that don't look like pajama pants. Going out to lunch in Super Mario Bros pants. Haters gonna hate. +The one thing the enemy does n't want is a motivated and unifed white world wide network that is both rich in money and ideas . +How come when I went to see black panther All I saw were crying black children looking for their dad. + Breaking911 BREAKING: 3 heavily armed gunmen with assault rifles have opened fire in train station in Nimes France; town in lockdown - +@L0SERNIGGA @HotNiggaDarius all bitches all day all the time +I FUCKING LOVE THE WAY AL LOT OF YOUTUBERS ARW IN MY COUNTRY AND MY PARENTS DONT ALLOWE ME TO.GO TO AMSTERDAM TO FIND THEM +black lives matter . +Worst thing you can do is wait for a change....you gotta go out and change shit yourself. +When is the next darkmoon faire? I am so, so close to being grandma the insane. +Consider Lucid Dreaming You can do whatever you want, maybe have a sexual encounter and experience what it's like to be a chad +My violent raging hatred for females grows the longer I go as a KHHV If I looked like a Chad females would get wet for this. +I cannot fucking believe Donald Trump fired missiles into Syria. +4 month Tinder experience as a 5'3 guy +Pretty lil body dancing like gogo aye you are unforgettable I gotta get you alone~unforgettable 😻@goSwaeLee @FrencHMonTanA the vibes r real +Random Man Shots Hostile Man Who Was Beating A Cop In The Middle Of The Road! https://t.co/rFxKOjxnh4 +what 's the difference between an vacuum cleaner and a harley rider ? the position of the dirtbag +DO WE EVER GET FUCKING PENALTIES?!? FUCKKKKK ME. #CHEPAL +"@Ferocious_Ghost: @1stName_Bravo Aw." ...fag, don't tweet "aw" to me lol +im mad the tracks for shadow the hedgehog are my shitty 2000s aesthetic +If there was a mass killing from choking on gum .. .. then there would be a march on gum control .. +.@knux1995 Most Democrats now avoid "liberal" like it's diseased. Stop propping up "feminism" w/ credit for the Women's Rights Movement... +I like my woman like fire wood Locked up in a shed, split in half, then burnt. +Here's a list of the Top Ten People / Things that Hillary has NOT blamed for her defeat in the 2016 Presidential Election yet... 10) 9) 8) 7) 6) 5) 4) 3) 2) 1) Herself +Retweeted Eileen (@herredness66): @gaviota4pets URGENT HELP this baby don't let NY shelter murder him. Adopt/Foster immediately. +I'm up hoe +⚡️🚨⚡️Exclusive - State Department tells refugee agencies to downsize U.S. operations +So you use the jew run media brainwashing service to give credit to soo few black people ? +If abortion is murder... Then I watch murder porn. +I been at school , work , home, do homework, sleep, wake up and do it all over again Monday-Friday ... I need this weekend off 😩 +"RT @glofullyxo: A Niggas Apology: ""So you still mad?""" +Which one of you hoes then downloaded that JailMail app.... +This hurt to read... but not as much as circumcision +just being lazy, sorry. +At least men can make up with status or personality or wallet fatness. +You fucked with how I feel. What did you think would happen? +What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bench can support a family. +When you die you're going to hell Only chads and stacies get to go to heaven. +Why are we allowing 4-5 tech companies to police, curate, and censor the global consciousness of the internet? +Stream of downvotes ensues when someone dares to SUGGEST that men can get cat-called too, on r/twoxchromosomes +A woman in 2x is experiencing what a lot of men deal with. +what 's inches long , pink , and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth ? her miscarriage +"RT @civilwarbore: ""Vote for who I want or watch your kids go hungry and die of abscessed teeth"" isn't fucking progressive. It's brutality." +the fucking emcee/host of this wedding is so noisy +thinking we should make some @KirillWasHere Koozies for you all college fuck heads!! +When I was younger I used to want to be a cop However, since then, society has changed and it's no longer acceptable to shoot gays and minorities in public. +i wanted to play a video game but my copy of slave simulator stopped * working . * edit +Seriously, I will beg any woman to fuck me Let's get it +nails done hair done toes done .. why you mad at me for shopping my nigga +Power Rangers, Ghost in the Shell and beauty and the beast is out and I'm playing doom. What fucking year is this. +what 's the hardest part about throwing a dead baby off of a cliff ? my dick +Not all men look at women with lust Some look at children. +Yes and unfortunately the Mayans were eating it well over 1,500 years ago ! +if shane jumps off of that rollercoaster ill have a fucking heart attack #WrestleMania +Why are men going on women killing rampages always MRAs when that is one of the most effective ways to bolster feminism? +Why do we never see fat emos? Because they're always cutting..... +People of the Mens Rigts movement im doing of survey - please respond :) +RT @illi708: the easy way out RT @BiggieBOSSMane While you females calling them hoes asking if they want ketchup with they fries. http://t… +*To the song Signs sung by Tesla* And the sign says, Republican establishment need not apply! +Workfriend:: Hey that new guy at work is gay; you should totally be with him. Me:: No I don't find him attractive. Workfriend:: But... he's gay! You're gay, he's gay, what's stopping you?? Me:: Just because he's gay doesn't mean- Workfriend:: Ummmmm, he's gay. He likes having sex with guys like you. You're just afraid. Duhhh. I was 21, at work. Made me feel annoyed, hurt and trivialized. Gay people don't have sex with anyone just because they are both gay. +My mum is my best friend, which some people think is weird. "Creepy" is the word one motel manager used. +.@chouhos @unoriginal_babe The blank stare. +This week on @WakeUp_Taylor I learned that bc I don't have boyfriends, I might be a lesbian. Good to know. #KendallJenner #lovebeingsingle +I suspect they took them because a few of the guys behind were talking about how they had 7k rounds of.22 stocked . +Laying in bed watching videos on chicken fried rice and I just fucked up... I'm fucking starving! +It makes me so damn angry that the swedes ca n't see it !!! +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for SanFrancisco, USCA for now (09h58m01s UT): 18°04'29.8'' #Capricorn (AC) / 10°26'31.7'' #Scorpio (MC) +The astounding irony that the most murderous, violent group n the U.S. is complaining about police brutality, and actually being taken seriously, is indicative of the low bar, intellectual dishonesty and devolution of critical thinking that has invaded society at the same rate as "Multi culture ism" +"@timandsid @tim_micallef Might want to look up ""cut or uncut"" on urban dictionnary before u use it again on air but idk" +Why cant you insels just fack a gril in her virginia It so ez +How are Jewish Rabbis able to perform cheap circumcisions? They just keep the tips +I lost my great grandfather in Auschwitz He fell down from a watch tower. +I knew it, the cars in timeless river are fucking monsters and I hate them +I came home today to find my retarded son trying to put socks on his cock. That cat's going to be fucking traumatized now. +It is kind of funny how much more body confident I've gotten ever since the gaters started calling me fat. <3 +What's the difference between, A tree star, Christmas ornaments, and a depressed tumblr girl You don't hang the star +If you want a real truecel community It can't have any association with or basis in Reddit This community is unsalvageable normie garbage Every single person that posts on this site is a worthless fucking shirt-pocketed twink ass dork who needs to end it with the swiftest haste Thanks for listening +Damn the coopers are falling apart. And the blossoms look like ginger psycho killers. Polly made the wrooooong choice #Riverdale +Do you take pride from your work? Yes, but my co-workers always seem to send out an Amber alert. +NO, you don?t have ?haters?. People just don?t like you. Get over yourself hoe. +The FCO warns that widespread trade union strikes taking place in Argentina today, will affect all transport, flights & public services +What’s the difference between an onion and a baby I can take full bites out of an onion +[Suicide fuel] This is why for manlets, suicide is the only answer... +Do you know why all the black people run away when the light suddenly goes out? Simple, because there is a black out +I know most smart people aren't incel but I like to pretend that I am really smart to make myself feel better. +So Ozil turns up in a game against a team sitting 15th and he's currently GOAT again...... fuck off, they're 15th for a reason +Twitter will probably ban me now since I mocked their scary Russian influence email. +4chan wants people to start saying "I guess if we have to have women politicians at least it's better if they're not real women” Make popcorn and spread the word. +So a iPhone walks into the bar... జ్ఞ‌ా +When you catch yo bitch sending nudes to another nigga... +Things I am not scared of: Whiny manbabies. A lot of twitter mentions. Public speaking. Perl. Standing up for those that are afraid. FEELS. +Well done to the Leicester lads. Again. Great form since Claudio got sacked. Shame on the fucking lot of you. +I say build your case against me blood or not i would hold each one of them to there end shattering the so called victims who known that they have communeted acts against children and people as if they could blame others and walk away clean hidding there secrets +Just break up with him and never talk to him again ! +This Mexican bitch almost just hit me with her car and she sped over the speed bump JUST SO SHE COULD DO IT OMFG +There's a part of me that finds incest absolutely disgusting. My conjoined twin sister. +@realDonaldTrump I don't want to worry you but in this spanish tv show #equipoTrump they say you're a liar. Spanish fake news. +Maybe you don't like it that much. @EgoArchitect Id like to consider myself open minded. And not sexist. But...female UFC? What in the fuck +I am so glad our suffering can be inspirational to normies. +@fucktyler me too Tyler it just makes me think that they're lil nigger baby hoodrats. +SO to @griffinmcelroy and his #tazost for keeping me semi-sane when my cat caught that terrible animal that scares the shit out of me. +the article says they went into mainstream schooling so i think that must have played a role in it.the drugs were proscribed to them for health problems +Person:: Are you a halfie? Me:: Um... yes. Person:: Wow! I can't tell at all! I'm a 20 year old, mixed race female speaking to a girl I met in class. I was frustrated that I didn't have a prepared way to refuse to answer, mildly affronted that she had bothered to ask at all. I was a little shocked that she waited until the end of the semester to ask. Angry that she claimed she couldn't tell with such enthusiasm. I don't want to feel like I should be ashamed of my parent's ethnicities. +Gay ass nigga 😂😂 bitch you thought you thought +I feel like we just celebrated NYE and now we bout to hit Resurrection Sunday. The time is zooming by man. 🕘🏃🏾‍♀️ +If you say tomahawk missile three times in the mirror a masturbating trump supporter magically appears +How do you kill a thousand flies in one hit? Slap an Ethiopian in the face. +TFW femails born in the 2000's have had many partners and you've had none. +nc recently took a substantial amount of money . nc recently took a substantial amount of money out of its disaster relief funds in order to defend house bill hurricane matthew is such a sjw that it killed haitians to let nc know what the fuck is up . +And my perennial complaint: another year is evidently going to pass with no sign of Prokofiev's War and Peace... +"""mine is fat ass but I still control myslf@Bimzee_: Some guys will see brezz and start behaving like idiots""" +i suppose the ideal situation is that no one is discriminated against in any situation no matter what scientific basis you have +Food and water will obviously be very important , and the means to defend it What a defense force ... they are all haunted ... say hi to Casper in Upington , what a good soul +Shoot dice let yo hoe fade me +What do you call an Aboriginal rolling down a hill? Abolanche +Dolph and his fucking Shawn Michaels impression. #SayNoToPreShows +Anyone who can get a girl to enroll in this class gets extra credit. +I went to buy gars and this random nigga gone ask if I wanna match......nigga no! don't know you +This article oerfectly explains the problem with sjw's complaining about wage gap. +Rather than give welfare to immigrants breeding like rats on welfare, UK shd give tax allowances to indigenous Brits 2 have lots of kids so Mums (or Dads) can stay home whist married spouse work How it worked b4 cultural marxists promoted mass immigration which has COST UK £00s of billions +This adama kid for #Middlesbrough is fucking rapid #SWAMID +Ugly bitches always trynna take pics from the same angle 😩😩😂😂 guess it's they best side +This, of all things, is what got me banned from commenting in /r/feminism and /r/AskFeminists. +>go to local coffee shop >see philosophy professor there >shake his hand >tells me he's still grading finals >weirdexperience.jpeg +A sign above the door where I work says, "Once you go black you never come back". You've got to have a sense of humour in the crematorium. +If you see a Rey mask with the Met logo, please let security know. Someone's wearing it w/o permission. @Mets @orangebluething @The7Line +It is useful for annoying police in Britain and Ireland, apart from that... +I enjoy watching anime, but I have to say something about the constant use of all those over-sexualized drawing of the characters.... Thank you because without them I would never be able to finish during an episode. +There's nothing wrong with beating an orphan What are they gonna do anyway? Tell their parents? +1150 online currently Hi normies ;) enjoy your stay +It took Afroman hitting a woman and people being out raged for all the wrong reasons to finally post here. +Handbrake > EDIT: Also need an easy way to combine these movies I have that are in two parts. Just get Sony Movie Studio 11/12 for $20 on Amazon. [...] If you're just ripping them to a harddrive so you never have to insert a DVD again then that's just fine. +Where is the best place for your sheep? On the edge of a cliff 'cause then it pushes back. +ASKWOMEN BLACKPILL: "what's the sexiest part of a man?" +What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? One actually accomplishes something when it's triggered +How do you get a one armed retard off the monkey bars? Wave. +Why are Jews great at gardening? Ashes are great fertilizers. +Time to mother fucking recharge and stop freaking out. +ethics in journalism. ETHICS. IN. JOURRRRRRRNALISM. No wonder he's friends with that walking burrito fart, milo. +What's the difference between a black guy and Internet explorer. Even Internet explorer actually works from time to time. +Why are jews so good at playing pool? They fill all their pockets easily +What does "magic" reffer to in Magic Johnson? **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach +Jesus Christ, they have fucking Humpty Dumpty in this +"Yall want to believe you trust him, cause you dont wanna look silly and you tell yourself do by masking it as ""i dont trust her"" lololol." +where's my basketball fans??? 0-4 in final 5 seconds. game on line. yet you miss BOTH rebounds??? 😳🙈👌 +What’s the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day. +Why was Stephen Hawking bullied so often? He couldn’t stand up for himself Jk He was a crippled. +When you take bananas for lunch and don't eat them and they end up all fucked and bruised and now you've ruined their life for no reason. 😪 +Can I bring another bitch can we have a threesome or nahhh +I have noticed a high number of people getting iPhones , been tellin' y'all that apple is the standard ⚡️📲🔌 +#AAPKaNuksaan What an idiot CM? Tomorrow he will say entertainment expenses of his residence to be made from public money insane man? +BPD 911 Dispatch: NARCOTICSOutside | 1800 E LAFAYETTE AV | Fri, Apr 7th 2017, 12:41 am | Medium | P170970076 +why are we giving pedophiles so much attention ? they do n't deserve it , they 're just fucking immature assholes . +i do n't think mike pence is that bad of a guy . he just wants to give gay people another shot . +What did the husband get arrested for after beating his wife? Property damage +What do Jews and fat people have in common? They both need to burn some calories +The rest of the world talking to Hitler and the Nazis The rest of the world: You can't just kill millions of people because they're Jewish! Hitler and the Nazis: Not with that attitude we can't! +PrettyGirlsUglyFaces shows 'hot' girls looksmatch us (that's how nature works) when not wearing make up +My nigga if you know me and you heard shitty stories about me just ask me and I will clear your thoughts don't be acting up 4 no reason🤷🏻‍♂️ +What’s better than having paraplegia and autism at the same time? Being Dead. +So this girl sayin' something on her selfie photo in the car about a guy she doesnt like, The car where you were in is his. Stop bitchin'! 🙄 +a family of asians are taking a sunday drive . they drive by a pet store with a large sign out front that states " pet adoptions today ! " the kids start to jump up and down and beg their father to stop . the father groans in frustration . " no . we just ate lunch two hours ago . " +brock turner slut totally would have claimed it was 'consensual' if he was good looking +"The lyrics that were playing while he walked in were, ""Baby girl, that pussy wetter than chicken noodle soup."" 😂😂" +The one direction fandom is literally fucked in the head aka its home +How come you don't have a Chinese name like Ling Ling or something? +Meta you are currently the fittest person I have ever saw on the stormfront site And thats against some pretty stiff competition as well +"Colgate had difficulty marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries, where ""Colgate"" roughly translates to ""Go hang yourself.""" +"weird customer at work lol ""this dress smells like poison, somebody is doing brujeria to me"" 😂 like how would you know how that smells like?" +You're so pretty! What are you mixed with? +Ladies and Gentlemen, Victoria Soliz has fucked up once again +What's the best part about shooting up a kindergarten? Fucking the corpses. +My dad just tried to prank me by saying my chemistry teacher whO I HAVE A MUTUAL HATRED FOR needs me to phone her about something urgent... +Por 2 Rui 0 [Bottom 3rd] [0 Out] [0 balls] [0 strikes] ... No one on [P: #13 Emilio Lovato] [B: #17 Sam Potter] +New sub dedicated to calling out the hate and discrmination of Incels. +What’s the similarity between Stephen Paddock and a drone? They be up there taking shots. +What do women and coffee have in common? They stay fresh longer in the freezer. +Bessie Mae Whyman The Orange County grand jury indicted Anthony Darnell Wade , 26 , of Los Angeles last year of several felony counts . +Do you know why do Jewish kids wait behind the chimney? Because they're waiting for their parents . +I just cannot understand someone wanting to risk losing their lives or limbs halfway around the world in a conflict that does not concern Ireland at all . +I have a black guy in my family tree He’s still hanging there. +What's the difference between woman's rights and suicides? There are too many. +what do out of people enjoy ? gang rape . +I know I haven't blogged in ages but some things I don't quite want to let go of. Hard to even consider deleting my account entirely. +2nd Jan 1788 named after George II Georgia becomes the 4th State of the USA. +My s8 feet survived wearing my neighbor's s7 heels all day. 😞Hassle, feels like they stopped the growth of my toenails 🤔 +What's your favorite #retro gaming console? For me, it's the Game Boy/Color and the NES/N64. Weird how N64 is considered a retro console now +i might print out b/w copies and just leave them at places to get it out , but first I need an artist . +Yeah you can count on it , there will be lot of people on the streets that day protesting against this jew government what we have here . +If I could describe my sex life with spongebob quotes; "ARE YOU READY KIDS?" +What did the orphan with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer. +But you'd know about that, wouldn't you? Asian parents and overachievement and their focus on studies? +"yesterday i was working woth this fucking rot of a woman who said girls shouldn't wear make up cause it makes them ""ugly with spots""" +Why is this a dark joke? Because it's not working +I went to our local ice cream shop tonight, in memory of @takazajw. Got the strawberry banana mixer (like a Blizzard). Delicious. +I wish it was n't real , but it is . +Somebody tell these pussy niggas I got em +I taught myself HTML when I was 13, and if anyone had told me a) coding/programming was what "computer science" was or... +Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else. Somebody who gave a damn. Somebody more like myself. +You wanna come have lunch with us? "Sorry, I'm broke.' "Just ask your mom for money!" "She's broke too." I've had this conversation more times than I can count. +@emilysteel @mmfa Now if we could get the ED companies to pull their ads, maybe someone will pay attention. +How about we watch a short film about working together and chat some more later ? +Chicks love these ugly hipster faggots. Prolly cause they look like the dad that was never in their life. +I'm forreals a savqge got these thots me fucked up +Oh my fucking God The cook who just made my burger looks exactly like Jeremy Meeks. +Egil: this juice is mad banging yo Vanea: it's ether you asshole +>he doesn't know threads are automatically removed unless you're approved +Can you give any examples of progress made by skinheads or the Klan ? +My son and daughter always argue about who I like better Which is ridiculous because i’d obviously fuck a woman than a man +When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. +The gift of life is a treasure. Some fill it with pressure. Some with pleasure! #MAYWARDAtABSCBNTradeLaunch +BREAKING NEWS: Divers find remains of all 10 sailors from USS McCain - +took a bite out that hoe and eggs and cheese came out 😭 the disrespect. I was like wtf is this!? 🤢 +Why are dad jokes unlike dads themselves? Dad jokes don't pack a punch +I think there might be one or two groups if they are still active I have no idea Maybe check the Daily Stormer Book Clubs ? +What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Telling your parents you are a fagot +Muslim terrorists murder 12 people in Paris. 22,000 terrorist attacks since 9/11. It's not an aberration, it's the real #Islam +Diversity isn't a strength, it's a faulty religion. +The only reason why I haven't quit this fucking job yet is because of the gay dads that I see come in here every Sunday night +her: go eat. me: im not hungry. her: i swear to fucking god dont be that way +White, 73-year-old woman , beating victim attends suspects ' court hearings by Joel Allen Posted : 05.11.2010 at 8 : 43 PM A 73-year-old Loris woman who was severely beaten last week showed up at separate court hearings Tuesday for the two boys accused of assaulting her . +Trump is the definition of a public servant taking a big hit to his business not taking any salary giving up the easy rich retirement life unlike the slime balls that make a career out of being a politician oh and it just so happens he saved America’s sovereignty +What's the best thing about fucking an 8 year old girl in the shower? Slicking her hair back and pretending she's 5. +Wish I could rep you for this Wolfie ... I 'll catch ya later . +I have fonder memories of popping pimples by myself in a bathroom mirror than i have of trying to get other people to do what i want hey fellow incels +I think it's mean to tell someone they're going to hell. I mean, I believe that men and women were made for each other, but my roommate's a lesbian, and I don't tell her I think she's going to hell. +Niggas like that lie bout they intentions the same reason some people lie to they parents bout where they goin +This fantastic opportunity is offering a competitive salary with good employment benefits and long-term career prospects. +I keep telling people about things like this , and they never believe me . +"know Kristie. I was grateful for that, and hoped to god that Matt didn't say anything stupid or pop a boner in front of her. ""Your..." +you call ignorant misguided and downright fucked in the head maulvis into your homes to teach your children & then wonder, tsk tsk #Pakistan +.@scarmichael18 @shaner38 He gets to legally decline parenthood during first 22 weeks after conception. 2 more weeks for her #choice after. +This week: incident, devops, incident, journalist, incident, journalist, phd student, journalist, phd student, photographer. lordie. +THE SICK ASS BITCH,WAS SICK,EVEN TRIED TO PUT CHILD ENDANGERMENT,ON ME,TO GET HER HANDS ON OUR SON,THE ALLEGATION... https://t.co/4hu1mltdDK +Police officers was quick to find a nfl jersey but we still don't know who killed Biggie & Tupac🤷🏾‍♂️ +Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and my car keys? They're both lost but I can sleep soundly at night knowing my car keys aren't being raped repeatedly +I'd start with Justin and all the living Prime Ministers , I would even have Trudeau seniors corpse pulled out from the wall of the family mauseleum and decapitated for good measure . +I hate being the only one In​. The house up I feel like i need to leave cuz I ain't going to sleep in Time soon +What’s black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire +Then make it for boys only , that 's how it is in football , so there 's no reason they ca n't do that with wrestling . +What do you call a midget waving at you? A microwave +What's the difference between a tornado and a black man? It takes one to destroy the neighborhood. (Got this one from a friend) +Just study hard, learn something and soon it will naturally happen +I like my wine how I like my women, 12 yrs old and in a basement +FUCK. THIS IS SO AWESOME I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. +COME TO THINK OF IT #MaxineWaters hair does look like James Brown.....LIVIONG IN THE USA....FUNNY SONG..LOL... +I hate this fuxking bitch ; fall out the window I don't care +Reminder: it's impossible to get a decent gf if you're phyiscally ugly Game over from conception +Lol. Nice crutch hoe. +"Remember when rightwingers threw a temper tantrum because Pres.Obama put his feet up on his desk and they called it ""unpresidential""? LOFL!" +#EndDaca #EndBirthRightCitizenship I'm against people just crossing the border having their kids and them automatically become U.S. Citizens that's not how it works in Latin America at least one parent has to be a citizen #AmericaFirst 🇺🇸☝🏼😎 +The next evolution of @WWEBrayWyatt is to turn into Old Gregg. 'You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?' #WrestleMania +A hoe gon be a hoe, that ain't a hunnid. +Paul Walker wasn't great at golf. His driver was especially terrible... +Incels are the reasons Chad have success see it like the ying and the yang, if incels didn't exist, so chad couldn't either - you can't have light if you don't have darkness, they are inherently linked we are basically on earth just for that +I wanted to say as an american you europe you are our father and mother you gave birth to America please we don't want to see our parents hurt please be careful fight amen +Asian toddlers are the cutest things in the woorld. Adopting a few on eBay. No... but seriously. +What is the difference between a jew and Santa? The direction inside the chimney +Comprehensive list of things femoids do not want Your face Your body End +(QUESTION) URGENT HELP WITH ESSAY Im writing an essay about a how females are given fairer treatment in the justice system i.e sentencing, custody battles, about how much longer females suspended sentences are if you can give me ideas or any sources with good figures i would be very thankful! +Would you ever settle for a 1/10 girl for the sake of escaping inceldom? +No matter how many times I trie to convince myself that Red Robin is actually good it never happens , pure garbage 😒 +Joes parties got hoes but it's always hot as hell +Doesn't make it any less hurtful. Doesn't make me love her any less. But she doesn't need to know about all of it. She couldn't handle it. +So.. she is getting food stamps from a state she has n't lived in for months ? +Mind fucked that a pack of cigarettes are over 9 fucking dollars 😵 +"@willsnipeyou she was like ""you know we can't have pets"" I just said yeah I know & she said ""she's not staying long is she?"" I was all nooo🙃" +What did the white man tell the black man who introduced himself with "you already know it is" "No, I don't know who it is. I just know it has a high chance of breaking the law." +I have 145 IQ The fact that I have not yet been made mod is an absolute disgrace +Another black is now trying to convince me that black slaves were force-fed animal lard through huge tubes and had their hands and feet cut off so they could work in the cotton fields without running away +I likr my women like I like my cars Used and able to fit five guys at once +IF; MRA and feminism provides a false duality what universal truths are lost in the absent middle? +The first time I had sex was like my first little league game A little disappointing but at least my dad came +What do you call a man hanging from the ceiling... __Robin Williams.__ +did you hear about that popular texas mobile game ? pigs vs . monkeys +Now your proverbial crown awaits, I hope that it fits you, you can't take it with you They candy coated the best years of your life with the lies they told +Bring another bitch for a real nigga. +Saving America   🔴 ‏   @SavingAmerica4U 12h 12 hours ago More Lawmakers Push to Prosecute James Clapper for Lying Under Oath Before Statute of Limitations Expires Lawmakers urge DOJ to prosecute former spy chief James Clapper for LYING to Congress about domestic surveillance before it's too late! +If i fuck a loaf of bread, am i technically inbred? +We have been keeping up with weekly get togethers with a group of pro white like minded people and would like to continue to grow the group. we usually do dinner on the weekends to keep people close . +the FBI hacking into me and olivia's chatlogs: why are these hoes obsessed with ugly peoples +The Buddha does not swerve away from emptiness. Emptiness is not apprehended through duality and there is no dharma that is not emptiness. +#FireJackDorsey - calls for twitter to be held accountable for allowing "Selective" hate against men, white folks, the none liberal liked groups *#FireJackDorsey - When has Twitter allowed hate on MRAs, Men & Boys and held equality back? +I tried to click on your link and see your pictures , but there was nothing . +personally , i am against the military using drones i feel they 're taking away american jobs . - judah friedlander +hey man at least you have the balls to get in the cage. most people dont . +I'm sick of only matching sub 4 indian chubby girls on tinder I just wanna looksmatch my standards aren't even high ffs, but all the girls in my looks range want a 6'5 bearded fitness models, I can only get decent matches when I pay for this dumb shit, use boost and swipe like a thousand bishes. +They will deny it, and still lie about it, but you have to admit... ...back in the day, Democrats had an effective way of controlling the unruly, unwashed population and methods of keeping everyone in their respective lanes +I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon cuz never settle! #OnePlus3T #OnePlus #Oneplusafterdark +I am guessing Likey is a nicer place than Haiti +Chico > Gigachad Jordan Barrett > Gigachad +“Have you seen this tool you use to peel potatoes?” “Dude, you locked her in the basement 2 hours ago!” +Things you can say during funeral and during sex It would be much better if you were alive. +Something positive: Kissless virgin (25) turning things around +I've made it to Level 11 under the radar, but I realize to actually get somewhere in the waste, one must have coin, how can I generate without actually spending real money? +Kafkaesque reddit - Banned from /r/science for asking appropriate questions. +You smell different. I have always dated Caucasian women before and I prefer they way they smell. +Apparently my blind friend is offended by blind jokes He thinks everything is dark. +if i was a radio dj in fort mcmurray i 'd dedicate the doors - light my fire to the people of fort mac . that , or i need a forest fire by james blake +A few years ago a student came up to me and told me that what I was saying was offensive to black people and that I should stop. And I just showed her a picture of my daughter and that shut her up. +Reddit once again thinks being superior is all about looks and nothing to do with intelligence +"@WeAllMatter7 Hey, that's ""President"" Idiot according to some GOP Hawks!" +Why you Worried bout a bitch, weed, clothes,sex, game system, parties,chillin , but no job +If white South Africans start to flee barbery in droves the DNC will 1) be pro-wall and 2) against refugees. +ive had my tablet since 7th grade and it still works magnificently. ive only had to send it in for repairs once. +A nazi and a jew both are admitted in a hospital they both eventually die , the nazi died of heart attack and the jew died of Excess Gas +On Saturday I will be a judge in a queefing contest +what 's the difference between a nigger and a picnic table ? a picnic table can support a family of five +Mommy how does the dress look? Great, honey. It covers the entire wheelchair! +oh my fucking god I got to the elevator scene in nitw +Oh....and I get suspended on Twitter a lot because I'm not a fan of Islam or BlackLivesMatter terrorists organization. +"RT @PlourdeTori: ""It's raining it's pouring my vagina is snoring"" Fucking Jamie 😂😂😂" +I wish people would spend more time reading his books or even watching his videos , instead of the watching the garbage on television or listening to these radio talks shows . +I don't have the energy to fight. I'm not going to fight for you to stay. You either want to be in my life or you don't.bI can't change that +What can you put in a woman's belly if you try hard enough? A plastic knife. +This is from the back-file at Stormfront 's Advanced Scout forum which is solely devoted to promoting the Pioneer Litte Europe strategy . +Someone let me know what happens in the last episode of 13rw as i can not finish it bc of ts graphic/triggering content +My Mom is the best mother in the world, When I see a card that my mother gave me, I remember her skills and her beautiful face. Gabriel R. +Why do white people own so many pets? Because they’re not allowed to own people anymore +She could just move to the Christian part of Nigeria where there is no Sharia law . +What do you call two preachers raping a kid? The holy trinity +Tonight, 6pm -don't miss @itvanglia 's feature on Red Balloon Cambridge - for positive stories about #youngpeople recovering from #bullying🎈 +why is it so expensive to visit belgium now ? price of taking the train will cost you an arm and a leg +wadhwa is now blaming npr for bad health. +Fornication Leads to Divorce When you go around fucking everyone, whether you be male or female, commitment becomes a meme. +blogger booty call . number unless you give me your number , today 's entry will be about poor customer service and my cats . again . +HUGE congrats goes out to @1erinrichardson for winning the @UofT National Scholarship! Couldn't have gone to anyone more deserving!👏🎉 +i have a condition that makes me sad and cynical . i call it down syndrome . +"""Dark Souls 1 - Silence. Dark Souls 2 - Silence, press Start, music plays. Dark Souls 3 - Music plays before you press start.""" +All of y'all bitches are hatin me right now haters are givin me strength bangin your t-shirt like it was nothin and I know😏🎧🎵🎵💃💃💃 +what 's worse than baby 's in a garbage can ? baby in garbage cans . what 's worse than baby in garbage cans ? garbage cans in baby . +Seeing those 3 little dots on an iPhone can be the best & absolute worst feeling ever this late at night. +My Dad was present when I was born and when I lost my virginity... On both occasions, he was forced to watch as I was pulled out from inside my mother while she screamed in agony +"Joshua (25:1) And Joshua sayeth unto student athletes, ""Stoppeth puttingeth emojis after every fucking tweet,"" so sayeth the Lord THY God. 🕇" +so a swedish girl goes into macdonalds oh you thought she was gon na eat there ? no , she works at macdonalds like all other swedish girls . haha +Fuck that hoe. +Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they! +why should n't you buy a woman a watch ? there 's a clock on the stove +what do you call a boat full of mentally challenged people ? noah 's [ arc] ) +I don't understand why girls with no kids complain about other girls getting pregnant... like okay its not your baby? So why tf do you care? +Sana is not prettier than Candice I'm sorry but she's not Sana is beautiful but not prettier than Candice! Candice got it all#HustleAndSoul +What is George Bush’s favorite sex act? An Inside Job +Ever since 9/11... Its been my fantasy to have 2 twins go down on me. +What is something you can say both during sex and at a funeral? Stop crying +If there's no such thing as rape culture, why is there so much rape porn online? +I cannot describe how amazing the @PanicAtTheDisco concert was... @brendonurie left me fkn speechless +i find indian widows to be so hot . especially when they 're burning on a pyre +So a black-hat hacker walks into the bar [reeeeeeeemoved] +When normies say "I'll be honest" it means "I'll be boring" Prepare for the cliché, a normie is about to reveal their inner workings. +It's called being an ally, pissants. Pay attention, you might learn something. +I dare a bitch to key my truck 😒🔪 +roses are red , violets are blue does this rag smell like chloroform to you ? +Wrote a brief essay on the theology of the KKK cross burning ritual and how it benefits society as a whole . +Still trying to figure out why Klopp went with a back 5 at home to Bournemouth when we were dominating. We can't protect leads, why change?? +Bitches that smell like dirty laundry <<< +The Russian Navy Tall Ship was on display in San Francisco a few years ago . +If you can’t state your position in eight words, you don’t have a position.— Seth Godin @sethgodinblog #quote +College classmate guy:: You're mixed, right? Me:: No. Guy:: Oh, you're just black? 'Cuz you look like you're mixed. You got lucky with the light skin and the curly hair. Me:: You say 'just' black like it's a bad thing. Guy:: Nah, but you would have been even hotter if you were mixed. +Say my fuccn name hoe! +Say what you will about pedos but at least they drive slowly near school zones +Worth a repost. Bill Cosby likes puddin... ...his dick where it's not wanted. Thank you!! +People that circlejerk should have their hands amputated and get castrated... +All these hoes trife I can never cuff , I've been hurt before so I can never give a fuck +just went I thought I was done with this shitty week the alarm system isnt working and I can't leave. OH MY GOD! I HATE THIS PLACE! +Chelsea 1 up that ugly cunt Diego mis kicks it as well +DAY 32: Pray for a SAT-7 series that offers first aid skills to refugees who cannot access healthcare… https://t.co/T6YjuBHgaQ +Those of you listening to the new edition of the My Awakening Audio Book -- How do you like it so far ? +So wait, am I sexist simply for disagreeing with you? +Step aside Youtube! Twitch is the new king of internet blood sports! +I hope you fucking choke on every lie you ever told. +#SocialismWins VENEZUELA: MADURO RAISES MINIMUM WAGE BY 40% — TO $2/MONTH +now I have to drive all the way to md to pick up a fucking piece of paper 😠😠😠 +How do you get an emo down from a tree? Cut the rope +Let's be honest folks, there is no discrimination in STEM degrees, femaloids are fewer than men because THEY ARE DUMB period +The band black flag was also pro white , there is a very famous song called `` White Minority '' . +What's an ugly woman called who thinks she's better than the rest? A feminist +x-post from r/Tinder: "Hobbies - meeting up with men I find on Tinder and killing them." +Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them. +Me:: Congress doesn't represent the demographics of the US. It needs to keep getting more diverse. Him:: Why? We don't need more women or minorities in Congress - I don't have to elect someone like me to see my interests represented. You're just being sexist, and racist against white people. Stop being so closed-minded. In law school. +All textures welcome...we can fix that! +Nonchads need to be exterminated Subhuman genes need to be stopped in this generation +What kind of banking systems should the #AltRight focus on utilizing to support its own community infrastructures: +i'all give a bitch her props before i hate on her #FACTS! 🤦🏽‍♀️. +How many men does it take to screw a lightbulb One, but it was asking for it +Saw a girl with two large black eyes on the bus this morning At first i thought that I should say somthing, but as I stood up, I realized. Shes already been told twice +what will litlle orphan boy do after you beat him ? like what he should do ? tell his mom ? +I use OSX.. Kaspersky is welcome! Thanks in advance!!! +I'm not a misogynist! I don't hate woman! It's just that they're not as smart as men. They're like babies, or dumb animals. I love babies and animals, they still can't do much though. +Question for Incels that lost their virginity through paid sex, when I'm older should I go to a AMP, Vegas(Hookers), or Escort route? +people who take advantage of generosity are the worst never again will I offer up my cheetohs you greedy bastards +What's the hardest part about shooting an unarmed black person? The recoil +Why did Princess Diana cross the Road? Because she didn't wear a seatbelt. +Trump said global warming doesn't exist So we gave him stormy daniels and shit got steamy. (this is probably outdated as heck since this happened a month or 2 ago) +@WendyDavisTexas your 30 second add just ruined it. A new low picking on a cripple +What's a muslims favorite drink A double Manhattan. +What's the chaddest/alphaest thing you've ever done? +the younger limerick crowd say the gangs from moyross are in regular fights with the poles they go around in tens and when they meet all hell breaks lose its very like in east germany with the poles and working class irish . +If Trump’s tweets bother you more than what happened in Rotherham or Manchester, then I don’t even know what to say to you, +[RAGE INDUCING MATERIAL] normalfags only take heightism seriously when a tallfag is complaining about it +LRT: If ever you needed to explain to someone why we absolutely NEED libraries and why they are the BEST +What do you call a bunch of black people in the ocean? An Oil Spill +actually so pathetic, none of any of yours business so pointless throwing digs over twitter 👏🏼👏🏼 grow the fuck up +What's white on top and Black on the bottom? my floorboards and the black children hiding under them +I think this member meant this for stress relief . +Mike was raping a girl in his basement until the police got involved And it turned into a gang bang. +RT @JETzLyfe412: Started off wit nuttin I was hungry, now I got a couple niggas bitches who want me +10:58 p.m. CDT - Severe storms crossing Val Verde County, south central Texas moving N 35, golf ball hail. #thunderstorm #tornado #severe +WATCH INTERVIEWS ON WITHANACCENTTV WITH CAUTION! Their interview with Henry and Natalia had a spoiler idk if the other ones they did do but +I got a F in chemistry I would only use Ni for Nigger +What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Buckets of water in Africa +What is the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it smashes against the windscreen of a car going 70 mph? Its butt. +"ATTENTION EVERYONE IF YOU NAME YOURSELF ""MELLERYELLER"" ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU ALREADY HAVE AN 80% CHANCE OF HAVING MENTAL PROBLEMS thx" +"RT @HeadAssBeaner: if i have a streak with someone i will fucking never call them "" streaks """ +The powers that be want all Whites dumbed down with Negro blood . +But then who would be first lady? lol +why do they call it the wonder - bra ? when she takes it off , you wonder where her tits went . +how many jews can fit in a car ? in the front , in the back and million in the ashtray . +what 's do a ferrari and a baby have in common ? both are hard to get into , but once you are inside they offer you the best ride you could ever get . +how did a priest get the nun pregnant ? he got an altar boy to lick her cunt . +I hate when plugs respond late af like damn are you trying to make money or not? 🤷🏾‍♂️ +i truly believe your telling your friends i hurt you , but you're the one who saying we were something but our personality's don't click hmm +I shouldn't step outside in my turban; people might think I'm a terrorist. +What thing exists but is strange to think about? A black persons dad +◊⌂ Original #handmade wire wrapped gemstone pendants available too! #jewelry #shopnow https://t.co/zdmcIYAeO7 https://t.co/hglXrK420e +I've actually discussed this idea with others here on SF However it would have to be in a PLE sort of situation to have the number of students and teachers required . +God bless the dumb niggas who trust these hoes +Couple observations here for #Athletics 1) Shooty in the booth game 2? Get out! 2) Stephen Vogt & Jed Lowrie need new walk up music, c'mon! +what 's the difference between three dicks and a joke ? my wife ca n't take a joke . +Rate Me in College (at Lower Body Fat) (Pic) +Hey babe, i would have gotten you a box of chocolates but... slavery is illegal +I tell bitches I got that I.T.S ( IKE TURNER SYNDROME ) +What's the difference between the child who was walking down my street and Isaac Newton? Isaac Newton died a virgin. +I got into a fight with a feminist. It ended with a few scratches around the facial hair region and a bruise on the belly. But I received no injuries. +How can I looksmax while looking like a short kid that cant grow alot of facial hair and has a semi deep voice? +what is every nigerian 's philosophy ? i think , therefore i scam . +Oh woaw fansites from other groups have been hiding quality pictures that they took of got7 members until now +I eat my feelings, then wonder why I'm so fucking fat +Like stealing vodka off a crippled person and stumbling everywhere simultaneously refusing to admit their fucked +RT @DankMemes: Stupid bitch ran off without paying 😂😂 https://t.co/YOvvXJUta7 +Black on a bike One day I was walking down the street and saw a black man on a bike and I thought to myself "hey is that mine?" So I went home and saw mine was still chained up...asking for food. +Sweden sends out a message to the rest of the world..... https://t.co/OCcBqUEr9J SOS. Get Well Soon Sweden. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 +If a nigga texting you and you know he in a relationship, you're just as bad of a person as he is 😂✋🏽 +"@A7XDemery: I'm a fucking fag they said" +what do you call an attractive person with down syndrome hot potato +I've always stood for somethin, I'll never accept being nothin. Going out every night, making sure I stay fresh in the light. +Let's run a train on this bitch +Reminder for incels, it's not YOUR fault, it's your genetic it's not your fault, you didnt choose to be ugly, it's your genetic lottery +If you don't want a baby how do you not get a girl pregnant Make sure she hasn't hit puberty yet. +I met Mr. Griffin and found him to be most amiable and well spoken . +Racist blacks have shot two police officers and a 5 year old in #Ferguson. +What does Anne Frank and a large truck have in common? Both take in way to much gas +i can't get a fucking break i jus finished exams and the practicals are beginning tomorrow..😴 +12. needs no progress, i will lie by salvia palth- its like porn for ur ears . its beautiful and his hurt voice is just enough to make u nut +What's the best way to put a baby in a blender? Foot first so you can look into its eyes while you masturbate. +Why did the Muslim fail math? Because he bombed the final exam +@J_Nastyy_ @Bum_Farto why would a white man even go to a nigger hell hole of Detroit? An I've worked in A town how. Y'all good niggers! +Job interview Employer: Why do you want to work for us? Me: Because I want to be free. +what do you call an year - old that 's faster than me ? a virgin +Also, here is a link to the thread for meeting other people who are interested in defending our race , whether as militants or negotiators . +What's green but turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender. +Little Miss Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating a Big Mac and fries Along came a spider and sat down beside her ' Yuck ' , it said , ' I prefer flies ' . +ONCE AGAIN, #Minnesota saved its worst performance of the season for last. +i wouldn't even put myself in that predicament. you bitches retarded. +Im only cocky to hoes hmmm i wonder why prolyy cuz i dont fuck wit yall +Stand strong. The only comfort I have to give right now is that no one is really listening to this particular group, anyways. +Why do black people never finish their degree? They're always working for their masters +Aw. I was talking to a gater on reddit for the past few weeks. He seemed nice enough, but he just deleted his account. :\ come back dude. +I hate uber drivers who drive suuuuuper fucking slow. Like, that's not helping you, man! +A textbook example of male privilege: defend yourself against a violent woman = get arrested, night in jail +Hey, she passed away a few weeks ago now ; Did you not read it in the papers or see it in the news ? +what is the gingerbread man ? a jew since he went in the ash tray +How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good! +My husband thinks there should be a cross-over between Big Bang Theory and Naked and Afraid!! Umm no. +My post of my bullying didnt make it Basically it was a real emotional post and me having blood all over me because i got beat the shit out of me again +My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea... She wont find out until she gets home and unpacks her luggage... +What does Batman and a black person have in common? They both don’t have parents +I'm strongly opposed to having Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. What use would I have for a piece of paper worth $12? +Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was never the same after Vietnam. +My friend caught me sniffing his sisters panties, It made the rest of the funeral really awkward +ATTI: ML10Brown Bus 102 running Mtn. Hts., Crown & Grafton Rd. is @ the Westover Terminal: 3/30/2017 5:03:29 PM +Things you never hear "Please Al Franken cover me in your fluids" +how many americans does it take to fill the grand canyon ? +No offense, but women ruined the navy and the military in general. Things were a lot better when it was just men on ships because that way, they could be real men. +That's me @OgechiOkoye7: I swear I don't feel like going anywhere... I just want to lay in bed all day +This just goes to show you that you can only fit so many dicks up your ass at one time before your heart gives out. +Me, a light-skinned biracial girl at a party last weekend:: Okay, a Jack means categories. White guy:: How about minorities you would sleep with? Me:: As a minority, I find that offensive, like sleeping with us is a sacrifice. He looks at me like he hadn't realized he was in "mixed" company and back-pedals ("I didn't mean it THAT way"); kisses my ass for the rest of the night, but never apologizes. Made me feel frustrated and invisible. +@jBrokenshire there it is in black-and-white George Osborne given a £600,000 a year job by one of the Uber's backers Blackrock now you know +hunger and poverty pushed him indulge in the criminal act +Watched the Madalyn Murray O'Hair biopic; #TheMostHatedWomaninAmerica on @netflix. My 3 letter review, WFF!?! https://t.co/vaTmcUkhve +Do not buy Reddit "Gold" and use Ad Block until Ellen Pao resigns. +If you are what you eat... Then I’m a miscarriage +Happy birthday to #Thalapathy61 movie heroine #NithyaMenen @MenenNithya wishing you all success wishes by @actorvijay fans #HBDNithyaMenen +Does anyone have a constructive guide to NEETcelling/achieving NEETbux in Germany? +Change Can Be Scary Or It Could Be Good It's Just According How You Look At It +.@AlabPilipinas @jonastsinelas .@AlabPilipinas down 17-14 vs the Singapore Slingers at the end of 1st | via @jonastsinelas +Need my got damn nails done tomorrow after work real bad 😩 +The reason #shitholecountries is trending is finally someone said what we’ve all been thinking. +when does a black man become a nigger ? as soon as he leaves the room +You ever had a dream that fucked up how you felt about someone cuz they did you dirty in the dream so you wake up mad as hell. +Free eats on top of 25 but people jammed standing downstairs so we can't get on. But why would you move to make space as long as you're o.k. +AMERICA IS DIVIDED......SEPARATION IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.....DIVIDE INTO SEPARATE NATIONS.....TO MANY CUCKS....OUR ONLY HOPE FOLK.... +what do you call a black woman who has gotten 6 abortions? a crime stopper. +The murder of Jews by Muslims in Europe is attitude that the Israelis have to defend against every day; and yet people blame the Israelis. +Can someone link me all the incel discords PM preferably thanks +I don't give a fuck I do spergy as shit things in public and don't feel any embarassment +I hate how politically correct you have to be these days. It’s unbelievable, you can’t even say “black paint”. Now, you have to say “Jamal, would you kindly paint my fence?” +Normie bullying has made me suicidal And it sucks, they're probably laughing and hoping I take my own life I will NOT let them win, no matter how many times they tell me to kill myself, it will get better brothers, I hope +We just lost in a perfect game and now my team is playing and dancing to music in the locker room and I'm pissed....like whut. +This is a post I made in r/wow, but I think it's more important that it be here. +Just because they are in super max does not mean they will never be out among us again . +Most of the info on this site is out of date but it has some interesting information on the groups/orgs that have come and gone over the years . +Whats the difference between a high five and a black person? White guys don't leave high fives hanging +#UniteTheRight chant :"Fuck you faggets" Antifa: "REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" +Supreme court: no such thing as fuckin hate speech only #FREESPEECH u mama boy monkey bastard fruity ass rainbow unicorn lovin commie nipple- dick shit slingin peanut ball lazy freak bitch moslem dindu-nuffin breathin up all my air slimy slut dildo head pedophile hillary lovin anti-American fucks! +If a man's response to a guy getting raped is "I wish she raped me," how do you respond? +"My RA, yelling down the hallway: ""The RAs are coming - room inspections! Hide your liquor! Hide your candles!""" +If a show does n't involve homosexuals and/or interracial coupling , then it has a bunch of jews masquerading as whites running around with guns killing other whites . +I Hate Going Outside Everywhere I go I get looks mogged, it is fucking sickening, I am superior to all of them, yet they were given a better face by nature, there is no greater injustice. +What would you think about a new /r/mensrights policy to ban feminist bashing? +"yesterday he was like ""obviously I thought you were cute why do you think I was always so flirty with you"" hehe <3" +The people who killed the Columbine shooters are my heroes… I'm trying to copy what they did,real heroes putting an end to the massacre. +Wonderful @FWKnitters support for the United Guild Service in St Paul's followed by lunch @ WCStationers Hall. Very happy event. +"I'm bringing it up for one reason. GamerGate has brought harassment into the limelight, but rest assured, it's always there." +I think someone should get Sheriff Clark to make an account on GAB! +y'all remind me to make a stop fucking sleeping on vromance thread when i get a phone alright +RT @JayonnaZarate: She my Lowkey bitch, the one I ride Lowkey with. +Dear @Harry_Styles follows @isharrypride please? You are light&love for my soul and save me daily for 7 years! thank you for all. — 70.455 +the incident orlando left everyone crying besides the parents of the victims . +I am the real vampire nigger. +What’s got 6 legs 3 arms 1head and 8feet The finish line of the Boston marathon +When I was at school my classmates thought it would be hilarious if they took Hitlers Body and put my head on top of it , then give them out to all the teachers . +what is a police officer 's least favorite type of pokemon ? dark type +I got cornered by this fucking big black huy with a knife in London, "You don't want to do this to me, " I said to him, "I'm not from around here, I'm American. " "So fucking what, " he replied, "wallet, watch and phone now." So I shot him. +I want to glue feathers to my penis and refer to it as my fine feathered friend +Hi I just popped in for a minute to say a quick ' Hello ' to The Gamekeeper from a friend in Belfast . +Being a second child my parents always told me that unlike my sister I was planned What they failed to mention was the parenthood part +LOOKIT, #SWDETKAVEMAN PROMOTE YOUR MUSIC! PRODUCERS, RECORD COMPANIES,FILL MY SITE! LET ME REVIEW YOUR MUSIC VIDEO! TWO YRS EXPERIENCE! +Retweeted Expresso Show (@expressoshow): @billysigudla2 @JayNchoe @billysigudla @UyandaM @SABC3 :) #ExpressoShow +My family just adopted a little Jewish kid He looks so cute sleeping in the oven. +Chinese people eat like savages. They just raise the bowl full of nothing but rice up to their faces and gobble gobble gobble. They do this because they can't see the food through their tiny eyes. +I am 30 years old but have the body of a 18 year old I keep it in my freezer +If I insult women enough will they PM me Just about every women who comes here seem to just plain enjoy being reee'd at +I'm so mad right now people are so rude to summer calling her ugly af and that way does she have an Instagram she o… https://t.co/9mBRJBKEFH +All incels should watch (Welcome to the NHK) +When Drake is performing is your region, YOU FUCKING TAKE TIME OFF AND GO. +At a local meetup:: He:: So what you do you? Me:: I work as a programmer. He:: Oh wow, you're so lucky. Me:: Um...ok? [Goes on explaining why it's so special that I am woman and a programmer and not just one of those "girls who study computer sciences and go straight into management"] Me:: ... He:: Have you ever thought about why you're not like everybody else? Made me angry, because I have been told all my life that I am not like everybody else. Also that was the first time I ever met that guy ... +TFW your coworkers are discussing Reddit tfw they bring up the creepiest places on here tfw when they bring up incels and you are a regular poster and regularly participate but you don't tell them because you are already disliked by 99% of them +What's the worst part of dying a virgin in Hinduism You get a cock but never a pussy +RT @ivanrabago_: @InfamousCoryOG @_WhitePonyJr_ @EakaErick there's only like one retarded fucking beaner that does and he's a stupid ass ex… +Why did the black man use vanish gold? To get up to 3 shades whiter. +Why do Muslim Men cry during sex? Pepper spray in the face. +what to search for in the gab searchbar 3steps africangold holofakes "alt-right celeb" churchill einsteinliar kapparot kikemagicians 360expelled +.@RobWilson_RDG I don't often get involved in politics, but what century are we actually living in?? +What happened Where did all the fuckin jokes go? +"RT @LFCStanleyHouse: ""We could've signed Alli"" ... who gives a fuck! We have Coutinho, Bobby Firm and Gini Wjinaldum!!! FUCK SPURS!!! #WeAr…" +SB Dallas North Tollway- Approaching Keller Springs Rd - Disabled Vehicle - right lane blocked - Traffic Tip Line call +I swear every time it rains fucking dumbass drivers come out and try to kill me bruh. Redneck Jhon in his F150 was about t +So, Google has turned 14 today. It's not the first time that a 14 year old has provided me with decent jerking material. +Minion So anyway, What do you call a black man in space? Debris. +When Jewish people fart do they cry? You know, because of the gas. +@vinyldanyl @BleedingLSD hes a lyin ass bitch lmao http://t.co/1YiMFtRTZw +Why are black people like sperm? Because only one in a million actually work. +A woman goes to doctor as she has some abdominal pain After the examination the doctor says: "Well, I hope you like changing diapers." Woman replies: "Oh my God, am I pregnant? Am I pregnant?" And he responds: "No, you have bowel cancer." +Poll is up for 1 hour : Who's dish looks the best yall ? 💁 @J4L_Litework or @J4LJazMonroe 🍽 #j4lfam @J4LOrg #cookoff #allsfairinloveandwar 💕 +I liked a @YouTube video from @englishsimmer https://t.co/L4RTxD02Sv Let's Play: Sims 4 Bowling Night | Bowling with Friends | +.@SlutWalkTO @JustLaurenB @Filotto @TheGags29 @bowtie_guy14 @MyLostGadget @LostSailorNY Agreed, sure but what does that have to do w #Page3? +So fucking stressed out. I need to hit the lottery soon, damn. +I bet an employer is gona see that sticker and think nope nothing reckless going on here. No Susan u idiot we both know ur partying. +Ooooohhh mansplaining! Where'd you feminists learn this sexist term? Misandry 101? 🙄#MansplainedSongs +Well everyone in the first world is middle class in a global setting, so you're pretty much the same as them. +They said I’ll miss my family... ... I never miss with a .50 cal +Men have ruined hugging for fucking everybody. #Hugs #men #awkwardmoment +Watching Brexit, Hillary loose - and libarals go insane - has taught me the true meaning of the word - SCHADENFREUDE... ;-D #SoMuchWinning +White'nt I think I may have solved the problem here guys +what 's the difference between your backyard and my backyard ? your backyard is not a graveyard for niggers . +.@eaballesty @tim_geelen Millions of feminists...the majority...do. Whose opinion matters, their millions of opinions or your one opinion? +RT @trapgodcon: Squad up bitch nigga @Ride907 @terryak907 @thomas_olmstead http://t.co/g3BoK10PjZ +RT @Kerb_215: 1,2,3,4 how many niggers are in my store I knowwwww your stealing 😂😂😂, that vine still be having me weak +THIS MATCH IS FUCKING INSANE! #ROHSupercard #HardysvsBucks +So what was your fap material today Just curious, neeed ideas :))) +RT @TheRealCoolie: How many hoes do I have ? 　 Z 　　 E 　　　 R 　　　　 O 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. +You mean there 's two of us left in the world ? +i was watching a documentary about a Muslim comedian he was so funny, he made the crowd explode. +A bitch stay calling me ugly but won't stand infront of a mirror 😑🤧 +Sure my life might not be better than normies but at least I'm not a slave I'd rather be incel than a degerenate beta orbiter +"""Y'all don't need to be worried about what I'm doing, y'all need to be worried about what y'all not doing."" - @kayyymarie___" +#PlannedParenthood Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood’s founder, was a notorious eugenicist and worked tirelessly to promote abortion and contraception among the black population, convinced that abortion could effectively cull “inferior races” from the human gene pool. +Why do elderly Japanese people not smile when getting their photo taken? The flash reminds them of Hiroshima. +how many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb ? i still do n't really know , i 've got in the basement so far and the lightbulb still does n't work . +On Halloween a man has sex... ...with his wife who recently had an abortion. It was a graveyard smash +.@BlackOpal80 Then what REALLY opened my eyes. An article on financial abortion. Even, after reading, I still opposed. Responsibility, etc. +"RT @NickNPattiWhack: ""instead of asking for advice on how to get there or networking and learning ... niggas rather hate and be crabs in th…" +So right now inside the house Josh is crying because someone in the house claimed he was a sexual predator #BB19 +RT @DreadJackson: broke hoes 3 words, OUT MY FACE +What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand. +‘Odour of plastic came out when we cooked them’: Fake eggs seized in Kolkata https://t.co/oSLmDIqcBl https://t.co/naufnhZBVI +About to go through a hair transplant surgery tomorrow Wish me luck fellow incels, i’m going to pay around 8000$~ to bring back my nonexistent hairline. +@PrisonPlanet Nothing to see here folks. That's a halo on his head ... move on. #religionofpeace #yesthisissarcasm +Today at work I told a customer I wanted to end my life, cried at my register because the feelings of loneliness and anxiety were crushing me, and then left work early after a mental breakdown So how's your night been +idk why but since i got into madpp, my classes are all started in the evening. idk if i am considered lucky or otherwise 💁🏻‍♂️ +I'm only getting blonder, tanner, more fit..my mental health is stronger than ever...like fine wine over here 😌 +What does a KKK member never listen to? Black metal +bitches tryna be down but I ain't for that relationship life right now. +i 'm not saying " f*ck donald trump " by yg and nipsey hussle is a bad song . i 'm just saying i prefer their older tracks like " wade in the water " and " o'mazing grace . " +Only half the people who come to my surgery survive. I'm a fucking good abortionist. +Statistics: One in three Americans Weighs as much as the other two. +why do southerners do it doggy style ? so they can both watch nascar . +True or false, black people have huge dicks. True, they’re always hung. +Why the fuck are you around my niece?? I swear I'm going to beat you sight!!👌👌😠😡 +I came a long way mentally, physically and emotionally; I be damn if some fuckers try to take that from me ✌️️ +There are Three Treasures To Be Gained but NEVER Possessed Three Treasures You can Gain ONLY by Giving Them Friendship, Loyalty, and Love +finds the perfect holiday trip package... checks T&Cs .. only during the month of aug and your last ever uni class doesnt end till aug 27 😑🙄 +In Mexico, there are towns/villages completely emptied out by illegal immigrants. +wtf is feminist about a child speaking out against being trafficked to an old pedophile or anyone else objecting to pedophilia ? +Ain't nothin' but a medicnal baby 🎵🎵 Two locked out niggas so we're crazy 🎵🎵 +What’s the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? The rope around your neck, you fucking race traitor. +This year I plan to join ANTIFA, cut my dick off, and tweet "All Whites should Die" over and over, and look for a job at a university. +The amount of poorly written flashbacks in watchmen is fucking annoying +I immediately busted out laughing. What a fucking moron. +I don't do crossfit bro. If I'm gonna swing a sledge hammer it's gonna drive whatever I hit it with into the fucking ground. +The Vietnam War wasn't all that bad After the Americans visited the villages were pretty lit +What is the similarity between killing a jew and a gun? They're both gas operated +coincidence? Idk but whenever i watch the vid for Love Me So by Stereo Kicks A NOTIF POPS UP EVRYTIME MY FAV AKA @NewHopeReece IS ON SCREEN🙄 +Let me guess ... you're here for passport photos, right? +i slack a lot tho :') and im hyperaware of it :') and mostly it's because of mental illness :') which sucks :') +what 's the opposite of christopher reeves ? christopher walken +My grandma died from a stroke while reading I guess she couldn't put that book down. +"1836 the age as one in which Britain ""settled her free constitution"" #tcspf4247919392dc019d5835d76535db9aa" +Anyone know what song is the original song of #JIMIN 's lie? It's written in WINGS album and I don't have them in my hands now. T T #BTS +Girls against body shaming girls against body shaming and crying because muh society hates us because we are fat and then they make fun of short and ugly males kek +*goes to olive garden* *Turns into a cracker* "@gIacier: *goes black friday shopping* *turns into a nigger*" +People: man fuck this 140 character bullshit! Twitter: (removes your @ from the character limit) People: FUCK TWITTER WHERES THE @'s AT!!! +Why was the emo so good at playing he violin? Because he practiced on his arm all the time +we all know that the columbine shooters were actors they were shooting a music video for "pumped up kicks" +what s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman ? you can fuck her while getting your dick sucked . +what 's worse than a bus full of niggers going over a cliff ? two empty seats . +Why are there no men's rights popular posts featured on the Reddit popular home page? +Seeing a lot of talk about GDC vs PAX. I felt safer at GDC post-GamerGate than I did at PAX pre-GamerGate. So, there's that. +Living rent free in the heads of pagans like @EnkissonPrime Feels good man. +i remember about the story of Titanic an foreign boy and an filipina-american girl in a cabin playing ball near the captain maneuver wheel, +I live in terror of you and have new bruises every day. +Whole Moyes thing got blown out of proportion but tbf a wanted him to fined and sacked cos he's an awful manager +I didn't have such intense feelings about Roman until an April Fool's app Ryu-donkey-kicked me in the heart. T T +Here you go , 2 houses for 44,000 in a town that is 99 % white. located in a rural midwestern area . +my girlfriend is pregnant , what should i do ? she says " bro , dad gon na kill us " +THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE. @el_mago_oskuro @_RogueSt4r @Ethelmonster +No one was eating cow dung when the Whites ran it and it was called Rhodesia . +Normie of the Day Our normie of the day is /u/lemonbox63 who commented on askreddit bringing normies over here. +Roy Moore Republican 205,763 52.3% Doug Jones Democrat 182,224 46.3 Total Write-Ins — 5,240 1.3 +What’s stopping Men Writes becoming another Feminism and being hijacked? +It's basic bitches unite around these parts 😂 +If I see 1 more "chief diversity officer" talking about 1st amendment rights while not protecting victims of harassment, I might get angry. +Ayo @sprint 🗣 you fuckin suck! I deserve out of this contract you terrible piece of shit you call service +Theresa May is upset Trump pointed out that the invading army is acting like an invading army +A muslim man goes to the store and buys a punching bag... The cashier says i thought u were married +What do hicks say after ending a relationship? Let's just be cousins. +Why did Kevin Spacey learn the guitar? So he could finger A minor. +"I thought to myself, ""Yowie, my feet got dirty while I was working outside."" Nope, just one heck of a flip flop tan in 2 hours 😳☀️" +this gonna be a long post I see - konavle - look better - it is ours on this map ... small land but important +Breaking up with a Japanese girl is quite suspenseful No matter how you decide to do it, you'll leave them hanging +You know what I would give to be in the twin towers? A plane +When’s the only time children are good? When they’re paralysed neck-down +My 17 yo cousin cold asked me if I was KV in a party, I'm 23 yo I lied +I've always been told that the Hungarians in Vojvodina live like nobles , with alot of compensation money since the communist regime resigned . +Nah bitch you just ugly +Boeser with the Sedins on the PP doesn't fit. Everything goes through the twins and doesn't allow Boeser to be an option to use his shot. +7.6 Magnitude Earthquake Off Coast of Honduras - Tsunami Warning for Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands +did you know out of women are battered ? i 'm still eating mine plain . +"@HBMostDope: @1Jayee @PipinHoes used to send that bitch up" +I don't care what BS cernovich has done, have some goddamn ethics. For real, though. +sometimes i see a tweet that's just so goddamn stupid i lose my eyesight. twitter sucks. you all suck. i hate you. +What is the KKK's favorite coffee? Dark Roast +I fucking HATE people that torch my time. $8 community is fucking CANCER! +RT @__PrettyTea: 30 bottles ! 30 bitches ! +I hear some terrorists got their hands on a Citroen I think it was the C4 +I hate these double standards..... If you burn a body at a crematorium your “doing a good job” but if you do it at home your “destroying evidence” +I don't think I've ever been so fucking aggravated +Five years ago there were zero `` apathetic refugee children '' in Sweden . +An atheist?! But you are so nice! +What does a blind person do when their favorite song comes on? Dancing in the Dark +what do you do after you rape a deaf , dumb and blind girl ? break her fingers , so she ca n't tell anyone +Annihilate, you have been told that you are only welcome to post in general rants for time being . +What's worse than the mass slaughter of millions of animals each year for food? Vegans. +Zuma made me forget about my fucking SuperBru picks... MSP. +Amazing job by the @My_bball family! Congrats to @JuliePage10 and @CoachCulley on punching the W's https://t.co/rR1kuOKevO +Oh man Stefan just made my night with his Snapchat of him and Alyssa watching family feud without me! I love my Peruzzi cousins so much 😂 +i wake up in anger and tears it hurts me so much to see whats happening in this world my family fought for our freedom only for our government to treat others better then there own citizens the rape of our women n children the mistreatment of our elderly n our vets when that day comes il fight for U +Tfw nothing to do Posting here has even got boring, everything is boring EVERYTHING, might finish it today since im bored 24/7 and qt3.14 lolita wont even notice me +I'd rather do that than just pack up and leave my country . +did you know that of children with the initial a.d.d. actually have add [ removed ] +Chads want to fuck sub8 women at about the same rates incels want to fuck sub5s Low sociosexuality is everywhere +The best thing about being a muslim is you can get stoned without smoking weed. +What does the F in black stand for. Father +саn i аsk а fаvоur ? [ removed ] +Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? You can’t see in the dark +@MFMagnus usually the process of me making a song is finding some lyrics i can play off of for a punchline, this on… https://t.co/afA9ylKoOu +Now that the world is starting to see him for what he is, he must be living in a perpetual cloud of disappointment. #stopwadhwa2015 +How did the Syrian damage his axle? He drove up on a Kurd +my nigga simba went from bad mon to battybwoy. what world is this?? +Kid: Will you visit me when I get out? Nurse: No , I dont go to graveyards +#holdthefloor start serving this protestor some pepsi. after a few of those he will have to surrender the floor to the call of nature. +You don't have any friends in an organisation, not because you smell but because yr colleagues don't want to get involved in your shit fight +what has four legs . and one arm ? a doberman in a children 's park . +If only they had cheap cameras you could hide in your baseball cap . +Brutal: Expanding Reach Of Mexico 's Drug Cartels YouTube - Dispatch : Expanding Reach of Mexico 's Drug Cartels YouTube - Stratfor Insight - Mexican Drug Cartels +This weight issue of mine really needs a good bitch slapp. +This truly goes to show that non whites will follow whites anywhere . +Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea. Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea" +Co-opting traditionally masculine names and using them for girls is wrong...because misogyny (screenshots of relevant comments in comment) +What do you call a British piece of crap that's wearing a towel? The mayor of London! Hahahhahahhahahaha, eat shit eurotrash. +My dad told me my teeth are yellow The guy just keeps putting me down +Boyfriend:: Hey, did you hear about those riots in Egypt? Friend:: Psh, I don't care about those sandn*****s anyway. Me and boyfriend:: (silence) Friend:: What? Too soon? Boyfriend:: Dude...she's arabic. Friend:: Oh, where from? Me:: ...Syria. Friend:: Oh, Syria isn't that bad. Made me feel unsafe. +how do they know what shampoo everyone in the twin towers used? they found their head and shoulders everywhere +Remind me again why I don't like spics, niggers, Muslims, feminists, queers, lesbians, transgenders...et al. +My Spanish teacher told us Hispanic just means Spanish speaking , and she is white so i dont know why she would lie about it . +I like my woman how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my basement +I'm really fucking sick a tired of people complaining about not smoking weed for a WHOLE day. Go 8 months then talk to me. +The House Ethics Committee CLEARS House Intel Chairman Rep Nunes - says information he was accused of disclosing was NOT classified +Found some ashes Goddamn jews leaving their children around +Hey little girl. I don't think I've seen you before. You must be new. Are you sure you can lift that? Here, let me take that from you. +When I was younger something used to talk to me in my head. I used to want to travel, city to city, just live see people, study them. +Oh you must be MAD that your nigga got caught sucking dick for money lmfaooo and you still fw him +If Nigerians are from Nigeria, what are people from Niger called? Sorey auto mod, Nigers isn't the answer, it's Nigeriens. +Why did the black person cross the road Segregation +"@reeceking_ ""I just fell bad bitch baaad"" IM WHEEZING" +what would you call a tv show about the four female american quarterfinalists at the us open two and a half niggers +I don't have to play by the rules I don't have to Reconize I don't have to not fake it i don't have to not trust in trusting anyone I don't have to do anything or even don't have to do not to what I want I just do and that's all that I got to do 😉 +what do you call a music group fully consisting of gay men ? band - aids +Left my house feeling good looking good and all of a sudden my eyelash is poppin off and I forgot deodorant. My life +I wish I could play a schizophrenic. I think it would be fun. +Friends become foes girlfriends become hoes. +I hope people are taking advantage of the above . +In other news , math and science scores in California and Florida schools have declined yet again . +Unfortunatly I am going to miss the 21 of march , but on the 23 me and about 10 other white nationalists are going to put several thousand copies of the white nationalist newspaper nationell idag in mailboxes . +what 's the difference between / jokes and a make - a - wish patient ? nothing , neither of them get old . +Come to Bromsgrove and I 'll be more than happy to give you a tour of the West Midlands and the History of Heavy Metal We have the Malvern Hills one of Englands most beautiful places +About the controversy of "abuse" in holywood Women that accept to sleep with an old dude to boost their career and that 10 years later decide to call it a rape, you're pathetic. +what ’s the advantage of having sex with twenty - four year olds ? there ’s of them . +i would take them to eat places, watch movies with them, take walks on campus, show them around, kiss them +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/hillary-clinton-could-bring-down-bill-clinton/ … A comment Hillary made that had Fox News existed, Bill would not have survived his past mistreatment of women and rumors of affairs. +I'm so sick of getting ignored for that fucking game +What separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea +I like my girls like my wine.. Aged 10 years, in a basement. +What happened with all the people concerned about Flynn's alleged story? There was no Russian collusion glad that is over. #Trump #Russia +Bitch keep on 😌 my reaction bouta pop off bad on you 💯🤷🏽‍♀️ +Trump is a syphilis brain addled idiot Jackson dueled for his wife's honor Trump has no respect for his wife or any woman but his daughter +I'm sorry but I have a fucking parking pass WHYYYY am I getting a parking ticket in bab. +Not that I care what the hell happens in Hollywood, cant say I ever really have~the fact that they have all become insanely unhinged is like a Trump bonus...but this whole Ashley Judd praising James Franco thing, is kinda f'd up! +why are n’t muslim women allowed to drive ? because they always crash the camels . +Life as a Chad: Woman messages guy on OkCupid, pays him $400 for NSA sex +I hate when I ask for extra caramel and they only put a little bit 😒 I want my shit drowning in caramel +What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mansion I've never been inside a mansion +Hey guys follow @willperks a very insightful and funny guy... +Why the fuck do I get BetterHelp advertisements on this sub? +Why would anyone love you if you don't love yourself = why would anyone love you if nobody ever loved you +I this happened in Texas aint no damn way he gets out alive, pew pew pew +What do you say to your child after he has lost his second leg? "Will you now stop kicking your little brother?" +Yes but people barely so because I'm a weeb piece of fuckin noodles u got an issue with that huh and also holland and burgerland +The link between polygamy and war, or how plural marriages begets violence +How you livin hoe. +High school Faliure starter pack Red cap Black jeans 17 Un-willing teens AR-15 +"You see, he means ""wait 'till you see my dick"" as a message that a woke man knows to wait until sex happens organically. #MansplainedSongs" +My class read “Cry, the beloved country” recently The phrase “every story has a happy ending” still holds up +Wind 3.5 kts S. Barometer 1022.25 hPa, Falling. Temperature 13.2 °C. Rain today 11.1 mm. Humidity 78% +Takaharu for example is a fantastic leader. He's goofy, never annoying, and always knows the perfect time to get FIRED UP. +How many secretive people does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know. They left me in the dark. +What's got 11 arms and sucks? Def Leppard +Might I suggest this documentary series for getting rid of europhobic tendencies ? +Wadhwa thinks women only disagree vocally with him because they want "attention". #stopwadhwa2015 +But saying that he did this is not okay. We don't know. We will probably never know. Don't be like them. +How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shit. +My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating I asked him why and he said: “Because this is the lobby and I’m not your doctor, I’m a pediatrician” +Wind 3,6 km/h NNW. Barometer 1014,7 hPa, Rising slowly. Temperature 9,7 °C. Rain today 0,6mm. Humidity 64% +i went on a date last night she said ImGoingToHellForThis was still a good page.. well let’s just say she won’t be talking anymore +I love how Everybody bitches about heat fans when we win but if they lose all the haters are 10x more obnoxious +It's not racist if it's important to film. +I'm sure this tweet will be used in court one day. @Grasspunch When you yell rape the lights turn off #NotSexist +The institutions of government are somewhat immune to the waves of popular dissent that rise from time to time because they know if they hold out, people tend to give up and quit to indifferent cynicism. +I like whiskey like i like my girls. 12 years old and mixed with coke +How much yearly public funding does feminism get globally As I asked in the title how much yearly public funding do feminists get globally? +white nationalists in america need to get over the idea that conservatives or republicans are on our side. only we are on our side . +What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Very well hung +What is Gone With The Wind? Anne Frank's ashes. +What do you call visiting a refugee camp? A gorilla trek. +The second worst part about being a midget hair dresser Is you deal with nothing but cunts all day. The first worst part is it's not the kind of cunts you thought of when you saw the advertisement +Males should have mandatory bloodwork done when they turn 18 to check Testosterone levels and if found below average they should be treated immediately to optimal levels. +How many Jews fit in a bucket ? 3 shovels +People are pushing for a new 'Black Lady' Liberty Coin... I can't wait to start using black people as currency again. +So lonely I'm almost at the point where I'd start a polygamous relationship with other Incels +"Musiz Notez Magazine did a article about me with ppl referring to ""lynch"", racist, ass backwards, lame as Shh. Mad my music is doing" +Normie myopia Why do normies constantly call us assholes and monsters when they're the ones sending us pms demanding we kill ourselves, or laughing at our depression, or wishing we die? +"Singing ""As long as YOU'RE in control, it will work out for me"" 🎤🙏🙌 this song is so on time.......yess God!!!!!!!!!!!" +Romance, love, sex, are just some things that aren't meant for us... Can't be winners without losers, right? +Fuck Everything I hope everyone fucking dies, I hate this stupid fucking worthless piece of shit planet. +When Roy Moore wins, there's going to be some incredible virtue signaling....by people who advocate cutting 8 year olds' dicks off +Yes he is very sick person with identity crisis who need therapy . +I be seeing funny ass tweets and wanting to send them to oomf but then I remember we don't have that kinda friendship so ... +System deployments went until 5.30 AM due to some complications. Had to get up at 7.30 to take kid to Daham school. Now sleepy AF. +Are you sure you're old enough to work here? +What’s brown and sticky? My dick, because my daughter did an awful job wiping her ass. +Bitch, you may have a million dollar body, but you got a dollar menu face and a four-piece nugget pussy, so you ain't worth shit. +And now Sweden 's down against the nig nogs ... well at least it was very close , and they only lost in overtime ... +I b fucking all the food up I'm not suppose to eat 😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️ +What's Hitler's Favorite State of Matter? Gas +In light of yesterday's events... Informing someone that they "need church" has a double meaning +1. when yo momma was living on MY great grandfather land y'all had this trailer busted tf up. and MY grandma fixed it. +If you think your kid is missing out on diversity , send him to africa or china or the middle east for a few months holiday . +Here's one of me I think it 's several months old though I am not certain . +Fat Incel How many of you guys are incels just because you're fat? +I like my women how i like my balloons Blown up, red and hung from a 6ft pole +RT @undeveIoped: Me: i'm getting sick Mom: cuz u be on that damn phone https://t.co/BPbmAWNrF0 +what ’s black and screams ? stevie wonder answering the iron . +I finally had the energy to go to Target today! But realized when I got back to my car that I forgot Kleenex & was too tired to go back in.😒 +If you think whites should be held responsible for slavery which was abolished 150 years ago, but anchor babies shouldn't be held responsible for their parents crimes 15 years ago, you're not a humanitarian, you're just a hypocritical anti-White piece of shit. +Heyyy it's Friyay🙌, and MHW® hopes you all enjoyed your dose of inspiration this week ! Also, if you didn't catch... https://t.co/2blU3EfUXh +if you with t series kys you indian fuck +A thought for the day: “People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.” — Dale Carnegie +I'm a NEET now but I miss the female contact I had in college, fuck I get excited when a girl replies to me here, it is really pathetic Yeah I didn't fuck them but never even talking to a woman now really fucks me up +Q: Whats the difference between make up and cum? A: My mom won't let me put make up on her face. +Ethiopia is quite a misleading name "eatheopia" for reference +Just wait until we open our doors to the poor people from the TB capital of Europe , Romania . +I repeatedly stabbed a migrant in the eyeballs today. Now the scum literally can't see how much it's ruining the country. +Hey i just wanted to see how many true white weman are around on these forums from Long Island or even New York since most white chicks here are * * * * * * lovers . +How can you be a feminist? You're a dude. +does the rule " you break it , you buy it " apply to prostitutes as well ? +“Post your dark jokes here! No joke is too dark. +Good looking people should be punished In an ideal society I'd have all good looking people deformed, its the only way to make the world fair. +Ill shave my head when I finally get my 5 GCSE grades at C or above . +I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/htjUqAUQbl Burgaboy & TRC x Amerie - One Thing Remix +Article collection: University Men's rugby club shut down by angry feminists for chants. +Who's tryna to go to prom that doesn't have a date or girlfriend or a side bitch that crazy? +I’m 22.. unfortunately I got a body of a 6 years old girl... buried in my basement. +If she aint talkin to you , then who she talking to ? Cus you know bitches cant stop talking #TrustIssues +Tomorrow I Will Speak To A Female Human Organism I will report back, if I do not respond within 24 hours that means either a) her family killed me b) I am rotting in a jail for "harassment" c) i killed myself as I have gotten rejected one time too much +Starting slushy rain/snow mix in what is surely Father Winter's very last blast. Drive safely Northeasterners especially Philly and NYC buds +Where do Nigerians go on their first birthday The grave +Arkham Knight: After investigation it turns out the Scarecrow is manufacturing his toxin at Ace Chemicals. ... .. . Of course he is! +I don't understand guys that spend fortunes on prostitutes. If I want to spend money to have sex I'll just pay the morgue security guard. +My current girl friend came to spend Christmas with my family... even though I warned her that their bodies will remain in my basement. +I have never felt more supported and safe than I do around the FreeBSD developer community. They are amazing, and I love them. +"""Shed a thug tear when I found out Lil Buddie was snitching yeah it's still fucking with me""" +i shot a black man and was arrested i was charged with impersonating a police officer +How does a Kentucky mom prove how much she loves her son? She swallows... +He trying to suppress his urge & you don't feel like it....yup ninja just live your full life with a man #Greenleaf +(X-post, but worth a read) TIFU by plugging in my desk and getting fired. +I would like to not come here anymore But you people are my only social interactions +Fuck if it wasn't so cold that was gone. Have a bad feeling Sox are gonna lose 1-0. +if you listen to September in the morning there's a 100% chance that the rest of your day is gonna be amazing +As long as she does n't look like she just came off the set for a rap video or wears sweatpants in public I 'm pretty flexible . +Are there any slavs that have black or darker hair color ??? +I forgot how fucking annoying it is to hangout with 18 year olds. +Hate it when you can feel how annoying your behaviour must be to another but you can't stop your stupid bloody anxiety from causing it 😞 +Be with someone who wants to invest to you, learn from you, see you win, supports your invasion and fall in love w/ u. #MAYWARDLoveKoTo +Which is why i have never seen a busy employed woman who contributes somewhere to take part in feminism. +what 's the difference between donald trump and adolf hitler ? donald trump is actually going to finish a race . +He comes home with tea and dinner... And now it's cuddles time. I freaking love this man, sooo so much! 😍 — feeling loved +What I'm doing: laying in bed. What I'd like to be doing: ordering sushi like a sick ass boss. +Liar! Five Promises Broken by Donald Trump in 24 Hours ... https://t.co/8GEcIkiIk2) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx…https://t.co/TMUqQcgXXh +I kept posting jokes here but nobody could see them They were dark jokes +What do you call a white guy ... Surrounded by a nigger? Master Surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble Surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach Surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden Surrounded by 2000000 niggers? In jungle +Yeah he's a dick, but I would never touch another person's bike. +Lock this post if you think all blacks should die. +There is constructive criticism, and there's whatever shit you chucklefucks are doing. There's shitty criticism that benefits no one too. +I was just sleeping for all those times. I wasn't hungry or thirsty, all I wanted to do was to sleep. I could barely talk cos of sleep +When does Helen Keller know to stop wiping Once the toilet paper stops tasting funny +New video tonight AYYYYYYY be on the look out 🤘🏻😩🤘🏻 All I got to say is I'm back on my old shit 😴😴😴 +A businesb has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise yo r creative instincts. Richard Branson +What's the difference between heroin and my stepdad I try to get heroin to fuck me up +why did i go to the gay club in florida ? to get shots +What do you call an adult that has imaginary friends? Religious +I already had to use my horn on 3 idiot drivers ON MY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY.. can you not be stupid for a day? One day 🙄🙄🙄 +why did the women cross the road the better question is why isn't she in the kitchen +Niggas be weedmen but don't wanna sell no weed Bitch y'all need stop sending me pics and videos of y'all crap ass weed then +Life lesson- Beware of ugly people with no talent that have too much ambition! +"Pop: ""You always need tissues with you in case you gotta pull over & take a dump. Need to wipe your ass. You don't want to use leaves."" 🙃😂" +I wish you didn't have to miss out on dating boys. Boys are fun. +Quantum entanglement would indicate that quanta do `` communicate '' faster than the speed of light . +Looks like you only got the good genes. You don't look Native American at all. +Was cooking with my mate the other day when he asked me to start by turning on the veg.. apparently fingering his disabled sister wasn’t what he meant. +I actually saw a period belt buckle once with the SS Deaths Head on it and `` Gott Mit Uns '' over it . +Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss is our sauce +STOP POSTING SH*T THAT WILL GET US BANNED Hatred of woman is enough, is not necesary to post all that edgy Crap, r/incels is the only place when i get a sense of community and without it i probably i will probably get closer to the Rope, it was my guess that it was the same for the majority of us too, but since you are acting so retarded, i was probably wrong. +Now that Joan Lee is dead Stan lee has become Lone Lee +Catfish man will post on this sub from now on since his posts cause to many brigades and are not being approved anymore +How do you stop a dog from humping your leg Suck it’s dick +you know, I hate double standars like, if I fuck a kid I'm a pedophile. But if a kid fucks me I'm a pedophile again?! society these days man... +"@TheHerd @BaxFootballGuru actually ""we've"" been watching most teams throwing up brick after brick and know it's not ""good basketball""" +Why does nobody know Ash Ketchum's father? His father failed selection +No, like i said , your rule changes would destroy the sport . +My dick is like an amusement park Kids ride free +Haha, I 'm on my phone now and ca n't type a huge response , but I want to congratulate you on your nomination for worst liberal logic ever . +Sociopaths have it easy Natural very high test Natural good looks Natural manipulation Natural success seeking "personality" No feel of rejection literally Most importantly don't think much about themselves like we do and sit on this fucking subreddit. +#YesAllWomen have been let down by men they thought wouldn't disappoint them at a crucial moment +just thinking about the possibilities about parallel universes this universe we're living in right now could actually the best version of ourselves +Worst thing about fucking my hand up is that I can't drive😒 +Waiting for outrage. You'll see. +How did Charlie Sheen actually get HIV? He was assisting a Sex Ed class in Africa and got a little carried away. +We should all get guns, travel to New York, go to the middle of Times Square at its most crowded, and blow our brains out in front of millions of normies And we should tape notes to our clothes explaining why we did what we did. +At the MLK march tryna find a man bitch we see U +why is bill clinton my hero? he's f'ed more women that cosby without getting into prison +I put my trust in a nigga and he failed. Now I want me some fucking revenge! +Shining Armor is often known to debate over the ownership of up to 150 pounds of leaves when there is nothing better to do. +Why are males claiming to have been raped by women banned? +You do something different you turn out a hoe +The PLE that I join will be centered on MUSIC . +My sense of humor is so dark Does that mean it’s on welfare?? +I became so cold hearted💯 No sympathy for you hoes +When you don't look as good as a crappy tattoo. +What he means is to not directly support as far as possible , as opposed to indirectly support the system itself ( via taxes etc ) . +I'm glad to see miscegenation is n't occuring on a large scale ; I have high hopes for Mother Russia Once again it 's shown that we do n't need a majority in parliament to have an impact +I need to change myself first. Im retarded as fuck +The media needs to leave Malia Obama alone and get back to the important work of doxing the Gamestop employee who went to an #AltRight rally three months ago. +Hanging out outside the Marriott marquis across from GDC. Come say hi. :P +Why did Hitler buy an electric car? Because he was tired of buying so much gas +Fun Fact Black police officers have a higher rate of suicide then anyone else +What does consent mean? Nothing if you're stronger. +I want to home school my future children , but I am afraid when they reach adulthood they will have no social skills . +#BREAKING: Senate has the votes to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court; vote continues - via @AP +What has 6 balls and rapes retards? The lottery. +Netflix allows employees to take unlimited maternity or paternity leave during the first year after their child’s birth or adoption [x-post r/TIL] +This is my 100th tweet. told you retards it's not a bot +me, every game of overwatch: i am so sick of the god damned shitmada bros +Finished watching #ScarletHeartRyeo such a #bittersweet ending. Loved it but also hate it because they didn't end up together 😭why??!! +"@MykeMagawski She said, ""It was nice of you to come to my job like this."" That's all she had to say tho" +Might be time to make a Facebook version of #ggautoblocker :P +jew jokes +People kill me on here bitchin about government blamin all gun owners for one idiot then they blame all Christians or all Boomers or all Seniors for some problem they are dealing with #hypocrites +Reminder that r/thebluepill just wants to make fun of you for being unattractive and unsuccessful +Wallah does this dumb bitch dream about the fucking lottery to wake up this early and play fuck you hoe. +Why women can't have mad cow disease? Because it is a disease that affects the brain. +I was having sex with a german girl... It was great but it didnt help that she kept screaming her age +retarded ass .. childish ass .. immature ass .. stupid ass niggas +My wife's been driving like crap lately and I don't know why. Its probably got to do with the fact I gouged her eyes out. +some fuckface dropped fucking atole in the god damn frijoles +RT @leandr321: Lowkey have no hoes and my life is an L +.@ListenToRaisin @ILivUndrUrBed @Bananaramble The fate of most feminists... +why are black peoples palms white ? from the cotton they pick +This just proves once again that feminists will dismiss anything and everything that even remotely challenges their opinions. +the kids at manchester went for ariana grande . but stayed for nine inch nails +what is the smallest muscle in a goat 's rectum ? a muslim 's penis . +What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. +do alphas really get their panties in a bunch this easily? guess i rather be a beta then! +just seen the trailer to The Mummy that shit looks so horrible +You're so white. +Horny Japanese MiLF showers and toys her soaking wet pussy http://t.co/8hrKgFyUk8 +Has anyone else been "shadowbanned" from /r/twoxchromosomes without violating any of reddits rules? +First of the idiot is telling the mud to respect the neighborhood . +NFL Free Agency: Rams sign C John Sullivan, who spent last season as backup with Redskins; 93 career starts (ESPN) +You'll have to marry a rich man if you want to afford that! +r/bigdickproblems bullshits about how size doesnt matter to average guy +Want sui fuel go to r/ladyboners It is all Chad Tyrone and Chang +Women of reddit, what would an ugly guy need to do to get your attention? +What’s the difference between Jews and Cash? I’d be pissed if Hitler burned my 6 millions dollars +What is the difference between a black guy and a moose? The moose gets up after you hit it with a car. +At lunch with an ex-friend, the conversation goes this way ... Him:: I'm glad you're not ghetto and loud. Me:: Not all black people are "ghetto." Him:: Yeah I know ... but you're THE whitest black girl I know! Me:: ... +RT @KILLSheredon: you the nigga in high school who got shoved into lockers and thrown into trash cans @TvvitterRoasts +Turns out Ms. Whigger has an arrest warrent out for not showing up for court for traffic violations according to the Kalispell Police Dept .... +Ran out of condoms... Good thing little Susie can’t have kids yet +ye i heard that one to. or ' we all came from Africa any way so why dose it matter ' ........ my answer ? ' we evolved to be better' +Damn kids, Mousasi is gonna fight Weidman, and the wifey is away for the weekend... I'm fucking amped! +Who made the false rape allegation in the John Leslie case? +If u say baseball is boring than your an ignorant dumbass tbh +they sent many of the irish immigrants over hundreds of years ago during one of the first ever drafts I beleive . +An incel going through self improvement is like polishing a piece of shit and putting some glitter on it It may be all shiny and slightly more pretty, but it's still a literal piece of shit. +a nice kick to the nuts will always work I find it a dirty move to kick another man in the knackers but after all .. a black does n't equate to the same standard +This family that wants to complain about gays should come to San Francisco and raise some hell at these gay pride events .... a much better target ..... and these people in San Francisco openly blasphemied Christ with their parody of ' The Last Supper `` as their poster for their last event . +Oh, and they're not Henry VIII powers by the way. Stop trying to make dictatorship sound quaint. Christ, the English are fucking drab. +What's the difference between a woman and an embryo. You can't rape an embryo in order to fuck a woman. +You can make a choice your responsible for when drunk, except when it involves your genitals, this isn't a double standard because....SHUT UP! +Nothing is more irritating than hearing girls gossiping while trying to write an English paper. Stfu +life 's a funny thing . especially when it 's taken from prostitutes . +I have this new girlfriend. She's a kinky one. For example she loves to lick nutella off of my penis, sometimes finishing a whole jar. It feels amazing. The only issue is that her mother keeps complaining that it's too much sugar for a five year old. +#ReasonsWhyYouDontGetLaid when I go to the supermarket to buy fish fillet.its smell reminds me ov you😂😂😂😂 +Whats the best hot dog for a gas grill? Ann franks +Me to a workmate:: I'd love to see Jenny meet meet some great man or woman who'll come and sweep her off her feet. My workmate:: No, I don't think she's gay. She wants kids. +There's not enough day in the hours to cheat on her if she's sucking your dick right. Too drained to look for other mouth and pussy +What do you call a store in the hood? Monkey business +what is the difference between a can full of shit and a blackman ? the can . +what 's the difference between the holocaust and a cow ? you ca n't milk a cow for years +In /r/Relationships, a 16 year old boy discusses his abusive mother, who is refusing to use child support his Dad pays her for his support & welfare, & is making him pay for his own welfare & support, while forcing him to work at home for free & limiting his ability for get & keep a job +How do you kill 500 flies in one hit? Slapping an Ethiopian kid in his mouth. +I like my women like I like my black people Dead +If it helps you feel better , I got accepted into the following schools : - UCLA - UCI - UCSB - USD - Pepperdine - Oregon State - USC F * ck Ivy League . +i will try to post accurate pictures of those people who have familiar faces among our nation and stop posting a female and male photo models . +@ALaQuannD what you laughing at hoe +Friends and family cherish the last words of beloved Ryan Dunn "I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is drunk driving!" +What's worse than the Holocaust? No Holocaust +i 'm not racist racism is a crime . crime is for blacks . +what is purple , covered in pus , and squeals ? a peeled baby in a bag of salt . +I joined today and just found this sight recenty , I Love being white and wanted to talk to others with veiws simular to my own . +My dad died from the twin towers his last word ALU AKHBAR +What's the warmest organ in a dead hooker's body? My penis +Where did little Becky go during the fire In the ash tray +"Why why why why do I sing MS songs with so much passion😂 I'm the happiest girl but be singing my heart out to ""No Me Pidas Perdon"" 😂" +Strong, firm parents who bring up their children with Values are a good breeding ground for future leaders . +What do you call 5 black guys having sex? A Threesome (3/5ths compromise) +What's the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven. +Need to sort out my fucked up sleeping pattern 😩 gym it is +Women show no loyalty to their partners, yet DEMAND loyalty from them Nuclear war NOW +i've played like 9-10 games of battlegrounds and i have yet to even remotely come close to killing anyone i'm so bad at shooters jesus +fat chicks should n't brag about big tits . having big tits because you 're fat is like having a car that 's fast because it 's falling off a cliff . +Just remembered the stupid idiots come out tonight since they feel the need to use the dreaded F word during #Wrestlemania...Fake. Screw u +I am sooooo tired of hearing about the fucking coal miners! +You incels have played a large part in my mental deterioration I hope you're all proud of what you've done to me +Dakota and I walked 1.1 @CharityMiles for @LLSusa. Thx2 #JNJ & @DonateAPhoto. #SomedayIsToday @cityofhope +Hate when somebody act fake drunk then want you too babysit them , hell naw cya +It just goes to show that the IRA are just criminals and not freedom fighters as they claim . +I have unhealthy sexual appetites. That is, I like'em anorexic. +Anyway, [the teacher] says if you're not black or Latin@, the standards are higher. I'm so jealous of [biracial girl]; she gets to put 'black,' but she still looks white. +Shenorai attempts a DC 5 Charisma (Intimidation) check against a gibbering monkey. She rolls a 17. What happens next? #dnd +Hate when I know I have some food in the kitchen, I can taste it, then see it's gone bc somebody's FAT ASS ATE IT! +Already 2017 and I hate it Here's to another year of loneliness and crippling depression +Why are many physicists interested in rape? They know that rape only takes zero joules of work. +RT @thewayoftheid: I CAN'T GET ONE FUCKING BREAK FROM YOUR PRESIDENT'S STUPID ASS ANTICS +I knew a cheerleader with a lazy eye once. Yeah it was hard to tell where to look, the left eye, the right eye, her tits, or the knife I put in her stomach. It was all very confusing. +also, lol at "senior position" - because it's an employer with titles, apparently. // @freebsd +I’m too blасk, too strong. Too strong. +Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims, they flew through several stories in mere seconds!! +Gentlemen, I remember you that all the posts not in English will be deleted . +“There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits to the human capacity for intelligence, imagination, and wonder.” ― Ronald Reagan +"Quote To Ponder: ""I'm not afraid of werewolves, vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real people to do other real people""" +I'm trying to decide if this is worse than Knight of Cups for my 3rd worst movie of 2016 It's not as horrible as Gods Not Dead 2 or Hardcore +i'm not even kidding at the beginning of every season of rprd i choose my favorite and that's the one who ends up winning it's a gift +however some youngsters go to join militancy as they too want to do some fashionitic or different or extra ordinary!!! +I hate when I think I'm hungry so I heat up some food and then I get to eating it and I don't fucking want it anymore. Wtf. +Check the news, Tommy Robinson killed by Muslims in jail today. Do you see how well the damned media cover it up again? +YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS IMMA GO TO NXT TAKEOVER CHICAGO +What do children and wine have in common? They both have to be aged in a cellar. +"""This Jestxh idiot keeps riding me in dms, the kids a freak"" -Scruffyy" +THIS IS WHAT INCELS LOOK FOR IN A WOMEN Can breath Born a woman Not obese (even then some incels can settle for this) +So your allegiance is to Mexico first and America second ? +What’s the worst part of fucking a Jewish guy in the shower He can only last 15 minuets +@araujo_andreo Andreo Luis Araújo Hello there I invite you to this porn cam free of charge register Click on my profile. +The other day a Rabbi asked me what my view on Jews were.... Apparently through a scope was the wrong answer... +I think they should bring back Facts of Life and have Blair running everything. +The minister has little power to act on the purse to avoid further downgrades for a year at least!It's junk n more junk n more junk! +Why do women bleed once a month? Sometimes I'm just in a bad mood. +What do you call a broken dishwasher A FEMINIST +Girls from different Russian dating sites - they are not all `` cute and cuddly '' but nevertheless ..... +UNC has it... unless we see a crazy ass buzzer beater that happens almost every year. +What's the difference between drunk perl and sober perl? Drunk perl has comments. +Be thankful for all the struggles you go through. They make you stronger, wiser and humble. Don't let it break you. Let it make you. +Because the news section can get VERY depressing and this thread provides comical relief , I can always count on this thread for a laugh when I need one . +What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter left the chamber +So my girlfriend just called me a pedophile... Pretty big word for a 13 year old wouldn't you say? +Practicing already, huh? +@kieffer_jason restricton g means your license been revoked stop making excuses you a straight up bitch +I do n't drink vodka but you sound like me but I am ten years older than you so it 's even worse . +My painter friend died recently. He died from a stroke. +while african americans are the primary victims of police brutality , white people sometimes suffer at their hands as well . they should really start testing new recruits for color blindness . +So please take your accusations of "WHY AREN'T YOU PROSECUTING, EVIL ANTIGG SCUM" and go educate yourself. @PendragonTarot +Just a bad artist? @ocaritna Aaand call me sexist, I drew females above their chest, and draw males with their chest showing off. I'm sorry. +I recognize that i aint the best person but i swear i try to be. I just gave up on showin' people how i can be after everybody gave up on me +Why Pakistan has good bowler..? Because those who can't qualify Bomb throwing play cricket... +Co-Worker:: Did you see all of the terrorist activities on planes last night? Other Co-worker:: No, haven't seen the news lately. Co-Worker:: Oh. Well Sam can fill you in. May 2011, at work. Made me feel outraged. Just because I am Arab and Muslim does not mean I have the "insider's scoop" about such events. +And that small group , properly radicalized , is the target audience of our propaganda efforts and shall be the nucleus of the new order of the ages +Since this virus has yet to cause deaths in America we sent them back to school today . +What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. +Mittens' name should be herpes because you cannot get rid of him. +DWP work with a turn around £214 million for want to make the national economy and along with more while we are on welfare. #Winston +"RT @HeartbreakHugot: ""I don't need your explanations. I don't need your fucking lies.""" +make this fucking sub private already all the normie scum are giving me bad headaches with their delusion and retardation, i feel physically ill +Whatever the facts may be, Moore's denials have been weasely and pathetic. +Daily reminder that bullying ugly people is okay as long as they think you are a bad person +Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. +#RepealHB2 means Transgender people will be able to do what they did before #HB2 was in place.#ncpol +All you do is fucking complain. Complain about life, your body, your energy. Something. You always are complaining. +Never seen so many people get upset about me supporting and informing people of natural ways to change their life. Lol. +YEAR! Everything Is Alright Baby Baby!! Give It To Me!! Gimme All Of Your Love!! ✞GIMME ALL OF YOUR LOVE !!✞ +Stranger:: Where are you from? Friend (joking):: Tanzania. Stranger:: Woah! Exotic! Me:: ... It's really, really offensive to call a person "exotic." Stranger:: Offensive? I didn't mean to be offensive! It's a compliment! In a chatroom of Tumblr users. +yo yo #GABFAM ur all amazing ur my fam xx +Looking through my old posts, found proof that u/ATuxedoCat (AKA u/JustTheDoct0r) is a cuck. +Why did Ted Bundy cross the road? To get to a university campus +X-Post from /r/PCMasterRace: Follow up: I am the guy that got his computer smashed by his wife over a year ago. +Ellen Pao, another example of how women ruin everything +Taking the piss out of a feminist at the pub +Get a Nigga who still look out for you even when he mad 😌 +If you think black dudes can just "act like a thug" and get women, you should be shot Was reading here today, this shit really pisses me off +Whats the same with a miscarriage and miscarriage jokes? They both never get old. +You aren't just one person. There are many of us, and we all have voices. But more than that, we have resources, experience, and passion. +I like my women like i like my wine.... As a dark red liquid. +what 's the difference between my computer and my girlfriend with paranoia my computers sleep function works +Why do aspirins work? Cause they're white. +All that I ask is that you don't leave me alone in a fucked up world +I been way to consistent on niggas , I'm have to drop some trash to get appreciated +With technology constantly changing, staying informed with the new trends is imperative for real estate marketing s… https://t.co/M1yjE8Qrit +What's the difference between a jew and a dollar? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars. +"I dont even need a picture of tamar, that bitch is beat in every picture"😂😭😂😂😂 +Gearing up my DK. Just hit 100 with her this evening. ^.^ +Irish pupils are getting less teacher time too because they 're so busy helping the immigrant chrildren get up to date . +I got straight A’s on my report card Guess you can say I’m Brainier then Kurt Combains Ceiling +What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein kampf-y chair. +Suddenly I'm getting laid all the time. Thankfully I work at morgue +The story here is that a none to bright thief tried to break into the East London Museum . +Girls be like: I'm scared to double text. Me: if you don't answer I'm gonna text you once a minute. +ENJOYING ADD MMO?? JUST CRAFTED SOME REMARKABLE ADD GEAR WHILE YOU WERE BUSY TRYING TO GET CODES WITH THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER ADDS +RT @dankbonnet: Y'ALL JUST CAN'T MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS HUH? @USA https://t.co/qYsZ35InbK +RT @Fly64: Lets fucking goooooo https://t.co/W5p7ZXrwzk +If u find yourself pouting that no male reporters were recognized at ONE press conference, u just tasted the bitterness of millennia 4 women +Comcast internet took a dump again! 2nd time in 3 nights. At least it happened right after we finally beat Crota this time lol #BlameGary +what 's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull ? lipstick +MARSOC - Today will be different #MotoMonday RAH! +Don't you think you should ask this at a forum where the vast majority of people actually claim that they are white supremacists ? +Why are women so repulsed by ethnic features Why are features such as a thin nose, medium sized lips, and non-slanted eyes considered the most attractive? +Y'all are pretty for some black girls! +WOW WOW WOW... too good to end, is t r u t h ! +Jeremy Meeks is living proof that looks are the only thing that matters in life. +Worst part about shooting all the black kids at school When the cops show up and start stealing yer kills [EDIT] I posted this before the shooting, I had no idea it was gunna happen +I really gotta stop watching porn with my sister. Today at the family cookout she spat on her hot dog before eating it. +The treatment of ethnic Germans in both the east and west after the German surrender is the real genocide that no one wants to talk about . +Why you let these hoes tear what we had right apart +Are you the nanny? +Feminists are such disgusting people, even their cats go MGTOW. +hey bro how’s your vegetarian journey going?? Hey it’s going great!! you know once you find your one meal, you really start enjoying it. Love me some vegans in the morning though! +I could never pleasure a female even if they let me try Small penis combined with no experience is a dealbreaker for females, I will never escape this hell +Somehow, I doubt it. @sellis94 More people would be satisfied with me as president than a women #notsexist #NeverYield +THE NETWORK NAZI HATE WE THE PEOPLE MEDIA ,,,want war with RUSSIA ...WE DONT ...TRUMP DONT +Niggers Black niggers niggers niggers. Fuck you automod +Fuck him. Fuck people that voted for him. Fuck people who still support him and especially fuck anyone that has ever defended him +Repost: normie women defends abusive men and compares women with dogs +I went from having 0 assignments in a class last week to 4 assignments including a 10 page paper this week... why do professors do this?!? +Hey Castle Hill Farm thanks for the follow! Please do not hesitate to reach out for any questions or to talk chicks! +RT @KillAllSimps: Ariana Grande built like a 13 year old Chinese boy, bitch shaped like an iPhone 3GS but niggas go crazy over her.. She no… +My teacher taught us about Africa today. She told us that when she went there, the children didn't even know what they looked like because mirrors haven't been invented there. Did you know that the children in Africa don't even have shoes, or electricity, or running water? +I know how to decrease the unemployment rate substantially Reinstate the 3/5ths compromise +Reminds me of the time I got water thrown on me from the window of a flat as I walked past . +You may lose your sense of purpose, only to uncover a more mea... More for Sagittarius https://t.co/rTgQbQCglW +White people have been around for 40,000 years IJ is the exact same thing the split is I and J J is older than I and it was J first farmers from that it became J2 I2 is what Dinaric have there are different subclades to being Nordic to be a Nordic I2 it has to be a I1 variant nice try though . +Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, in the great state of Georgia, yours truly worked with @jcmanous. +My wife caught me having sex with my daughter I don't know what surprised her more, that or the fact the hospital gave me the fetus +2 PUA techniques i learned, that work: 1. be attractive 2. dont be unattractive +What's Salisbury's favourite ice cream flavour? Rasberry Skripal +What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person One doesn’t fart when I take my meat out of it +Well, you're almost white. +This guy deserves a medal, and i bet all those whores got real wet after being bitchslapped, and silent incel would still get shitted on +How to give a Hooker 12 inches and a bit of blood.... Fuck her twice and punch her in the mouth +what should you do if there 's a blackout ? shoot him . +this bitch gave me an iced coffee and I'm still sick AF 😒 +I kissed prostitutes in the mouth I hope you guys don't get to this point, but I had to do it otherwise I would never know what a kiss is +tiger 's dui is n't surprising . his driving 's been going downhill for years . +Unfortunately, we have a LOT of stupid voters in this country, a LOT of parasites sucking at the Government teat, a LOT of MSM believers with a low IQ, and a LOT of people firmly entrenched in Government that could not survive in the "real world" The odds are stacked against us, but #MAGA we must! +To mark #SixthToneAtOne, here are some @SixthTone stories from the past year it's been a pleasure to report, work on, or read. +"""I'm Kylar, from Tyler, my real name is Ines But Skylar said to change it and I do what Skylar says!""" +I am really curious as to why there are people stupid enough to believe that Encyclopedia Dramatica is ethical journalism. @GordonGuano +Whats the word for female version of mansplai ing? +My white housemate, standing next to his life partner:: "HELLO MY BLACK FRIEND!!" Me:: I can't only be your friend, I have to be black as well? Housemate:: Not like that, I like black guys, some of them are really cute!! Me:: Do I look like a guy? Partner:: No, but you are lucky you have one. They have such big cocks!! Me:: So that's the only redeeming thing you can think of about black men? +I allways stare at them first with very serious eyes and from long distance . +like i can't wait for the season to start but now i'm also dreading it bc with every clip we'll get closer to the end +"""I don't like how things ended between us. I gave you everything and you fucked up. I hope you miss me"" - me to little Caesars" +"@emperor_groyper @kekkenwolf I'm sure you have atleast 10 ""alt furry"" and brony accounts following you. Just purge those for starters" +This normie made a 30 min video trying to cure an incel +And... Kept awake by my fucking guts again. *watches robot wars on the phone instead of sleeping * +RT @LilMeanAss___: I Hate Gangbanging, Pill Popping Ass Bitches With A Passion 🤒. Be A Lady 🙄💯. +Hello, I 'm Mike , I 've been reading these board for some time now and finally got around to registering . +I fucked last night So see ya for a couple of months, i still be a lurker here. +RT @Prinncesskimm_: All my bitches attractive +Yo Cinnamon Toast Crunch with cinnabon coffee creamer instead of milk is SO FUCKING FIIIIRREEE!!!!!!!! +If babys didn't make so much noise, the world wouldn't need fleshlights +2/ Only 1% of cropland is organic. Let's support small & mid-size local farms, & encourage more of them to grow organic. @lentilundergrnd +I have never had cramps so bad in my fucking life. 😒 +Man shamed online for 'harassing young Asian women' on a Melbourne tram is revealed to have autism - as other passengers say he 'just likes getting high fives from strangers' • /r/australia +Inida: Identity Crisis — Consent: Underage wives can have sex, not teens +Not one of the Golden Globe winners last night thanked Harvey Weinstein in their acceptance speeches, which seems a little ungrateful seeing as, without him, half of them would never have got the fucking job in the first place. +How many Jews can you fit in a Mini? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6,000,000 in the ashtray +why do people hate vegans ? cause the would n't ve - gone . i can smell the down votes . +i have been talking about it for years. the filthy muslims putting their sight on africa. in some ways they are worst then blacks . +I always suspected most of the Hollywood elite were jerkoffs! +why is affirmative action fair ? as an asian , why do i have to work twice as hard to get to the same place as a black or latino person ? or for colleges , if the people who applied , the most qualified candidates are asian or white the school must reject applicants who meet standards for someone less qualified just because they are black ? +I pulled something crunchy out of my dog's mouth with my bare hands and upon further inspection, I discovered that it was a bird's head 🙃 +FB, google, amazon all have their big data centers that make them the top of the tech world, why not build big data centers and lease them out to smaller companies like GAB hooktube etc +My basement is like a multiplayer lobby Both filled with screaming children +The worst thing about science education in America is when you forget your text book and have to use the King James version instead. +Girls should NOT care about your opinion. @that_ashton_kid Girls should NOT participate in no shave November +these niggas at MA be trying to show off they polo boxers off so bad 😂 we see they in yo ass bro💀 +White men who watch professional sports can try and put a spin on it like they 're the Roman elite watching all the slaves fight in the Colosseum , but the fact of the matter is they 're just contributing to negro worship . +nvm it's all good nothing is wrong with bitches ((: +What do you call a mexicans first car? A john deere +@E4tMeDr1nkMe I had the 6 edge, hated the edge notification stuff in the end so gone for the normal 7 +Id recommend woman use their long nails to gauge out the eyes and throat , and stick their finger up their noses . +"@radicalhearts this reminds me of when my kid's dad ""joked"" he put our son on the bus and I literally got in my car to stab him" +I see it as a martial art yes but more as a system of life that includes martial arts and various forms of military skills +Daily reminder: no woman has ever masturbated while thinking about you +What's the difference between a barcode and an Ethiopian family picture? Nothing. +Friend:: I think he likes me. Me:: Well, he's really nice. Friend:: I know this sounds bad, but I don't like black guys. Me:: Umm, what. I dont get it? I've seen you with black guys before. Friend:: I mean making out and hooking up is fine. But I would never date one. I just think its not right, my parents raised me that way. Does that make me a bad person? Me:: No, but it makes you ignorant and disrespectful. What if he wanted more than just casual sex and making out? Are you just going to reject him just because of that? Friend:: I just don't want a black boyfriend. Me:: Whats the difference? Friend:: Its just weird, and awkward. Its not right. I am a black female, and it made me feel really sad because I've been let down by guys because of being black. "I dont date black girls." Its horrible. +As of today im cutting muthafuckas off bitches/niggas that never show love or just temporary people iont need um +All I got for these hoes is dick, duct tape, and a stapler. +Eating CIGARETTE BUTTS!!! Kluna Tik NVA Dinner #05 +What happens when Tom Cruise dies? The Church of Scientology will steal all his money, then blackmail his family. +Why did hitler kill himself Because he saw the gas bill +someone: I don't think you're annoying when you talk a lot you're interesting to listen to me: I would die for you +I hate ugly twins 👬... bitch how you ugly twice 🤔😩🤦🏾‍♀️ +I run around like an idiot with a vibrating flashing noisy gadget in my cleavage and everyone hates me #badlyexplainyourjob +A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. +I believe this was posted before but had no sound and the victim 's face was blurred . +how did you know it was bedtime at michael jackson 's house ? when the big hand was on the little hand . +dad, coming to my door: uh when are you making dinner me, holding a foam head and a paintbrush: i'm in the MIDDLE of a mug right now +Superb customer service from the Colchester Skoda Parts Dept @UnderwoodsDrive - thank you so much! Going above & beyond. Very happy. +What do you get when you cross an Asian and a black. A poor kid that can’t drive or get a job. +Asian American male:: Oh, you're Japanese? Me:: Yes AAM:: But you don't look it, are you sure? Me:: That's because I'm also black, and I'm quite sure of it. AAM:: Well, can you speak Japanese? Me:: I was born and raised in Japan for 12 years, so yes. You're Chinese American, but can't speak Chinese right? AAM:: Yeah, well at least I LOOK it. When I was an undergrad, waiting for class to start. Made me frustrated that I'm forced to prove myself and show my credentials as a transnational mixed individual. I am fed up with the negative portrayal of "blackness." +what 's the best part about crippling a homo ? it 's the only time a fruit turns into a vegetable . +The word "unintentional" has disappeared from the news articles about this --> Woman murders fiance by sabotaging boat to get $250'000 life insurance, tells police "I wanted him dead" and it "felt good knowing he was going to die" - convicted of "unintentional" negligent homicide • r/MensRights +Moronic female writes a wall of text on whether objective truth exists or not because she refuses presented evidence on the black pill. +"Vegas shooter removed hard drive from computer" Of course he did. +Why are black people ugly? Black people have big round noses, huge lips and a bald head. These are very undesirable features and black folks have all them. +I would think that European nationalist organizations would be easier to create than American nationalist organizations . +I like my women just the way I like my coffee From a third world country with a reasonable price +It's a good to add a hint of truth in your essay 's but maybe you have it better off then I did at high school , every teacher I had was very liberal and anti-racist , and could barely accept the truth . +What do you call a chid born out of incest? Gross domestic product. +a man walks into a petrol station he approaches the cashier and says , " could i please have a kitkat chunky ? " the lady behind the till gets a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him . " no , " says the man , " i wanted a regular kitkat , you fucking fat cunt . " +You know you've fucked up when all you wanna do is rewind your life +#SlightlySober coming at you at 9pm EST TONIGHT (8-15-2017) @a @Modem @Mondragon @Lyall @richlocolive @IntelligentHoodlum @randombrown @agustus @ArgentinoAmericano @phoenixTPR @BBGood @Sidephase @lovelymiss Spread the word! +when she wants to date you but shes ugly and fat +"@SpiritAirlines @MyrtleBeachAir was awful! Told my daughter, flying w/baby to carry a heavy seat to the gate. Said ""fly or don't fly"" 😥" +RT @jinkistar: HE TOOK A PICTURE WITH THE SHAWOLS AND THEN THE STREAM ENDED I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY IT IM SO FUCKING EMOTION… +Was "not being invaded by the third world" too much to ask +Fuck it I'm going to pold dancing classes !!! https://t.co/y8Tz6M47PR +That moment when people are like "shit, I think Trump is right" +What's the difference between abortion jokes and miscarriage jokes? The delivery. +I wish I didn't feel so fucking shitty about my body rn lmfao +Fitz is fucking garbage. He came there to cape for Abby. He didn't even wait five minutes to start burdening Liv was some forgive me crap. +When does a child of an anti-vaxxer gets a chance to vote? Hopefully in their next lifetime.. +I like a hoe that like a hoe just for my amusement +Why do 18-30 yr olds stay on momma's teat? +when your not so little cousins text you for life advice and in my head i'm really like bruh i don't even got my life together 😂😭 +I have no idea how she died, your honor. All I know is, she was alive when I buried her. +hOW ABOUT WE PICK A TERM AND JUST FUCKING STICK TO IT?!? EH??? +There is more hope in Austria than normal Greece but I know one guy from it so I can post the news on Monday . +How do you get a baby in a blender? How do you get a baby in a blender? Candy How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla chips +But don't follow me Follow me, and I will break your heart. Naah. POT was mad ahead of POF bro @tegaever +if a womans [seemingly] avatar shows just her forehead or a sultry head shot its probably a porn drone three posts--two photos inviting to their site and a viddy of nooky unfollow and mute this cancer before it destroys gab pull these weeds out of the froggy garden +telling Lebanese that they're not allowed to have an opinion on Syria is idiotic considering they're involved +I think it's stupid that the Government and also all Religions dictates what should go into my body if I wanna overdose that's my business but I would never do that though because I know my body and limits +timmy why did timmy keep falling off his rocking horse ? timmy died months ago and his parents still have n’t come to terms with his death +I name myself ann frank on kahoot So when I get on a streak it says:Ann Frank is on fire +I'm offensive and I find this white And superior to individuals of higher melanin content in their dermis. +A girl will never kill herself she will try to attempt suicide with diet cola and sleeping pills +From a delerious John McCain to a awesome Jimmy Carter: Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. - The Young Taraxippus +what 's the difference between michael jackson and acne ? acne waits till you 're to come on your face +How is hiding a corpse like buying a house? Its all about Location, Location, Location! +Pair of geese fly over Baum Stadium. White kids throughout the crowd ensue to fake shotgun them down. +Y is it every year their is apparently 1 qb that can potentially sneak into first rd that isn't expected but it never happens lmao Davis web +The contact form on the site was bugged. Turns out that if you use a ']' in the email subject prefix, it breaks everything. silly wordpress. +NEW PLANET OF THE APES TITLE DROP! Planet of the Apes: South Africa +"So he's a good football player...but he still acts like a nig" +Mods blame MRA's for the downvotes for men having rights to use the bathroom when women blocked it off +"at work i asked a lady ""how are you"" n she told me all about her crackhead exhusband and the ""underweight skank"" he cheated on her with" +#BREAKING: Confirmed EF1 short track tornado touched down near Sharpsburg, GA in eastern Coweta County yesterday. The latest at 11 +Conflicting reports of new chemical attack in Syria: 'Chlorine-filled barrel bombs on Hama' https://t.co/tALYg0tuZE +I've tweeted 2 politically related things today and could not regret it more if I tried. That's my quota for the year, back to wine & sporps +Studies have revealed that people that listen to music during sex perform better than those who don't. I certainly do. In fact, sometimes I perform so well that I think my cock might bring them back to life. +Although I had heard of this link before , tonight was the first time I checked it out : New Nation News - Black-on-White Crime It 's pretty much a site that mirrors this thread . +Did you know that pigs can fly? No? Well the warthog is the national bird in Iraq, so you're wrong. +Monkey see monkey doo +the amount of self control it takes to stay in and study when everyone is asking you to go to the bars.... #ouch +why did the polish man cross the road ? because the cunt has got the fucking chicken 's job as well . +#RandomThoughts do farts really smell like roses to the beholder? +Yeah, after losing peanut butter as their claim to fame , they 'll have to fall back on the Super Soaker . +I always try to take care of my property So I at least take my shoes off when I walk all over my woman +I want a woman with ambition. Wanna be able to lay back smoke a blunt and talk about something meaning full or get this money 😈 +Like some nigga lie to bitches & wonder why they go crazy ... That ain't me +I want to steal a black baby. Black babies are just so much cuter than white babies! +If we're gonna go out, let's go out in style. +what 's faster than the black guy stealing your car stereo ? a black guy stealing your bike . what 's faster than a black guy stealing your bike ? an asian kid doing your math homework . what 's faster than an asian kid doing your math homework ? the arab flying a plane into a building . +RT @Brucewayneakia: This is what the niggers dont like http://t.co/0lRdpIZEd0 +Six years old , our granddaughter came home from school today and announced `` I 'M A MUSLIM ! '' +Ya bitch cannot sleep because I am so fUCKING NERVOUS ABOUT THESE GOD DAMN TICKET FFS +Eating cold fries for lunch I am indeed a loser +I wanted to be on Zoom so bad. I can even speak that fuckin dumbass language they spoke +i thought it was a one time thing turns out it's a two time thing .. turns out THEYRE IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WHILE LUKE IS WITH BROOKE?? +I just want to hear the screams of "collusion" +Son: Dad, does wanking give you big muscles? Dad: I don't know son, but don't stop now I'm about to cum. +haaa it really all just comes down to me not wanting to disappoint & me feeling like im good enough > . > +RT @b0ss561: If you're gonna smoke weed then do you but alcohol is just stupid you faggots are getting more stupid drinking it +This thread is about YOU NORMIES who get pissed off when we reject you +Indians (meaning First Nations) are paid $400 a month to sit on the couch and do nothing. +A "globalist" is an amoral individual who owes allegiance to no country and is a fellow traveler with neo-Nazis, Communists, Islamists, etc. +Black Jews had it the worst They got the back of the oven +atrocious script, racist, sexist, and most of all boring as fuck +When Death came, Stephen Hawking tried to bargain with him, but he just didn't have a leg to stand on +EVERYBODY'S LIKE SOMEBODY PLUS SOME FOLKS ARE LIKE MANY OTHERS +i swear if Trump makes me get off my ass and go be a soldier i want that idiot impeached +Any time I hear anything closely akin to "...the DOJ should investigate..." I literally cringe in horror because I know: 1-It won't happen 2-If it does, AG Sessions will probably recuse himself 3-Democrats will push for, and get, their own "Special Counsel" to investigate, leading to 4-See 1 above +"People are mad at Brian Williams for calling the air strike ""beautiful,"" but to be fair, he was there in a helicopter as it happened." +same over here in australia. the entire melbourne taxi system is filled with indians and africans. its funny that there are no calls for diversity in the taxi industry +@thehill https://t.co/Mm0UvZqpfC then I guess that we will haft to go Nuclear and do for our country what obstructi… https://t.co/wBJ9UulEtf +You know what's better than fucking a 10-year-old? Absolutely nothing. +Kosher for Passover: New Rules and New Recipes https://t.co/8KYOSSZz1A #fashion #fashionweeknews #voguemagazine https://t.co/IbMIR9W6Gz +What's the difference between a nigger and a priest? One has sex in an alley and the other in a confessional +Did you know kurt Cobain had dandruff ? Yeah, they found his head and shoulders allover the walls +[NORMIE ALERT] We are brigaded by r/cringepics and maybe some other cunts, THIS IS AN INVASION. +What do you call a black woman and a white man who are married? Two happy couples. +What do you call when America and Mexico have a wall in between? Waste sorting. +RT @Seymor_Buccs: Man, most of you coons couldn't jus up in quit yo job, if you found out ya boss racist, so shut tha fucc up. Niggas love … +Saw two old guys hooking up tonight. CANNOT UNSEE. +Daughter: where am I from daddy dad: pounds a shot of tequila. Who names there daughter “Pounds a Shot of tequila”. +but can people stop getting so butthurt over a fucking joke, move on +There will always be a patriarchy because even if women completely ruled the world, it would only be because men allowed it +And I forgot to link the #bulletjournal official website during my linking inserting. Off to do that now. #bloggersproblems #SleepyBloggers +i finally had sex today ! shame the girl was dead though +Incels will never win, just ldar Just rot until you die of starvation tbh; there is no winning. +Thanks @smashley_4 for being an amazing player and someone who I can look up to!! https://t.co/raRl7oZKje +This world is cruel as fuck and don't you believe otherwise +I've never been to London but from what I 've heard it 's like spot the white man and every girl down there almost has a little niglet half breed . +A FAITH so small as #mustard seed.An iota of #patience And a step of #commitment,and your life already rocking in miracles#JesusIsTheAnswer +" the baby 's coming ! the baby 's coming ! " screamed my wife . i replied , " well , why the fuck are you wanking him off in the first place , you dirty bitch ? " +RT @sadfuI: if ya girl suck on your fingers when yall fucking then wife that demon +If an Asian chef kills himself... Is it Chinese take-out? +How many male can you fit in a 5 meter deep hole ? I don’t know,ask your mom for it. +Prosecutors charged a St. Louis man with 12 felonies Monday night in an early morning home invasion that left a nurse dead and an off-duty police officer and her firefighter boyfriend seriously injured . +Tried to argue with /CuckTears, got brain cancer, lesson learned It's like trying to have a serious conversation with autistic internet troll, they don't read or even try to understand your argument, they really just pick bits from the post, twist them to cope for their bluepilled view and try to pass it as rebuttal. +Was watching Black Panther, really thought there was a person inside the suit Turns out it was a black +If I allow myself to express my feelings to you or tell you I miss u don't take advantage of it cause it takes so much out of me to admit it +What are my favorite keys on my computer? Alt and right. (Right Arrow) +What's tragic is that I didn't even say hello, I immediately ran away oh wow I probably will regret about this but whatever +I think the important thing for a movement to consider is it's message. Think how popular this post is. [...] It's also potentially dangerous when everything is considered, bringing out the true misogynists out of the woodwork. +Maybe We Should Do LSD If we force our brains into that state of "enlightenment" we'll stop caring about women and society and find a reason to enjoy life. +It's sad when the stupid petitions get filled in 2-3 weeks like that one to build the death star . +Why did princess Dianna cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt. Credit to u/ITookYourGP +Both of my bitches drive range rovers +What TV show inspired game did dad play with the kids when mom was gone? Naked and afraid +What did slave masters do if their slaves weren't working? The slave masters turned them off and turned them back on. +If you're not going to turn then TURN YOUR FUCKING BLINKER OFF +What's that phobia called where you suspect every llama wants to blow the whole western world to kingdom come? is...-llamaphobia.... 😎 +what 's the best thing about having sex with twenty - two year olds ? there are twenty of them +what do you call a french suicide bomber ? french fries . +Can't wait for Smackdown Live tonight where all my favourite faces belong. @CarmellaWWE @NatbyNature @HEELZiggler &many more #SmackDownLIVE +tfw . that feeling when someone plays country music outside of your hotel while you ’re gambling . +I'm glad I don't follow fansites n put em in lists instead cuz im already confused with my following lmao +okay, so instead of breaking down all the benefits of my company just hit at the main things that can be productive to their program? We have so many avenues that we can serve the customer and that is where I get bogged down. +It's a sin to not murder the Rothschilds. +What do you call a black man and a mexican woman who are married? A happy couple. XD +Kicking bitches out the house like Pam +Does anyone else have the suspicion that modern feminism is more of a front for socialism? +#MikePence not being able to have dinner alone with any woman other than his wife etc is just like being a strict Muslim. Ironic? +why do black men only have nightmares ? because the last one who had a dream got shot ! +What was going through the Muslim pilots mind on 9/11 I don't know but I can tell you what he went through +"""Therefore, we are ambassadors for Christ, God making His appeal through us. We implore you on behalf of Christ, be reconciled to God.""2Cor5" +What’s the difference between my wife and her miscarriage? My wife can’t turn me on anymore +This fat bitch is wearing these ugly ass jesus sandals, and her big ass feet are overlapping the damn things. +Did you know cats die after they have sex? No? They do when I fuck em. +paul walker i added paul walker on xbox , but he spends all his time on the dashboard . +my grandpa survived the holocaust . lucky fella , the russians never found him +What do you do after finishing a magazine in the waiting room? Grab another one and reload +What has 8 legs and scares women? Gang rape. +Klopp kills the squad with injuries and blames thin air for it happening all season..... The German Wenger +Here's the link: I graphed two circles of different sizes. On both of them, I drew a line that begins one unit above the surface and touches the surface of the circle. [...] So, since the earth is *huge*, you'd be able to see a huge distance. +I'm going to start masturbating again after 7 years And I'm going to fucking start with High School Musical +I have no problem cleaning my own toilets infact I dont even hate it because after im done I know that there be the cleanest dang place for my buttocks to be sitting on the next time there is a need for a bowel movement . +Bring joy have cheer spread those legs don’t be queer +Gerry and Kate McCann walk into a bar... That's when I make my move +The hardcore commies you can meet KNOWS it that in the USA that it's impossible to impose their desired communism by means of REVOLUTION because of 105,000,000 gun owners and desires to slowly impose communism by EVOLUTION instead, FACT. +"Why so many tweets for one sentence logline? Urgency fits me always when I recall the word ""suicidal""..." +i am so lethargic i barely can muster up the strength to think, get out of bed, eat, or breathe +How does a Buddhist become one with a Jew? He snorts the ashes. +Deep state wants Trump out by the 25 th.admenment and pence has president for they can control him...wake up patriot's.. +It's just very fucking inconsiderate to have me rushing to be here on time and I don't get the same in return +Noir. Negro. черный. Svart. Schwarz. أسود. Nero. μαύρος. Hm. Language can beat the system. +244 days as president and all we can really say is at least Hillary isn’t president. +Hoes will be hoes, Monday - Saturday & starting again Sunday after church services. +Paul Joseph Watson: ‏ Just checking, is it still OK to call North Korea a shithole, or does that make me racist? +Jayda Fransen Britain First was arrested at today's Justice for Chelsey demonstration. +"So I checked back on April 1st... no one said ""April fools!!!"" So I guess I'm just screwed then #cool #coolcoolcool #canIbeAbed" +Looking for Coachella wristbands is the fucking worst! +You mean half Slavic ( R1a ) and half Illyrian-Celtic ( I2a2 + R1b ) , with Germanic influx ( I1 ) . +Who knows , maybe what has reached the ears of the majority is just deliberate disinformation designed to create confusion , while their real agenda remains safely concealed . +She like to argue so I sent dat bitch to law school +I be seeing sum disturbing shit ona internet I didn't know it was dat many undercover gay niggaz in Chicago😳😤💯 +harry potter is being re - released in germany . the genocider 's stone chamber of gas prisoner of auschwitz goblet of ashes order of the fuhrer half - blood jew deathly gallows +You didn't shave your legs? That's disgusting! +Why evolution is true on the top left. But don't read Charles Darwin. +I include myself in those who need to grow a set of balls . +Saw a vine of Kobe calling Dwight Howard "you a bitch ass nigga" +There's a difference between a racist and someone who tells racist jokes. +If you want new stuff You need to give me some time These are hard to write +Why is incest rare amongst black people? Because the Dad runs away before he can rape the daughter, and the son is usually too busy raping white chicks to fuck his Mum. +the people at pulse nightclub orlando they went in for cocks but all they got were glocks +Kernighan, thrall, riker, or Nimoy? +hey guys/gals i have something in mind to raise the profile of the JQ , please like and repost my few posts tagged "#tgsnt" (use the search bar) MANY THANKS! +Person: My new years resolution is to not be a jackass to everyone. Me: Yeah, and I'm going to buy a PS3. I'm not retarded. +My brother is in the hospital because his left hand was sliced I guess he's gonna be all right +Let's get today started brothers and sisters and hopefully we've enough power and juice for The New Arrivals today +Please people, please stop posting photos of that ulgy bitch that lost the election and of that moslem faggot that never was president...please im sick of their faces.... +Heard they’re letting the women drive in Saudi Arabia; Better keep them away from the vans though. +I just got a dog! I named him 'A 10/10' That way I can tell people that I fucked A 10/10 +"He that has not been taught, ought not to assume that he knows the law." +what do you do if you wake up in the night and a masked man is standing over you ? whatever i tell you +By the way he did n't film the scene for entertainment but because the negro would have lied and the white would have gotten in trouble so it was to protect himself from any future false accusation . +What's blue and walks around between the kitchen and bedroom ? Ok! I can paint my wife any colour I want +[@RichelieuSister] Korra lets herself be pushed to lay down. She groans and bites her lip. She tries her best to not thrust upwards (c) +As an IR specialized scholar, this has been the worst 9 years of my fucking life and it just gets worse +i'm literally gonna just go to school tomorrow for photos and leave during break i'm so fucking done +That awkward moment when Carl palidinos son is talking to you at MTK and you want to tell him you fucking hate your dad but you can't +Thanks for taking the time to write that out, it is very noble and I have a profound respect for people who actually decide to do what they truly love. I hope your NSX brings you many years of high-revving fun! Best of luck finding the perfect ride. +What do you say when you see a black guy being arrested again? Black at it again! +I like my coffee like I like my women.... ...ground up, bagged and put in the fridge. (:D +.@manishlimbu532 No. No reliable numbers. But, a small town police department did a nine year study of their cases once...41% false. +I am going to devote the rest of my life to you, and abandon my career. +i love shagging girls with a bra on...hides my man boobs +stop :) fucking :) spoiling :) 13 :) reasons :) why :) +how do you circumcise a redneck ? kick his sister in the jaw . +dark humour is like a kid with cancer it never gets old +nichegamer got blacklisted by a gaming company. they responded by posting an article friday night about being blacklisted. oh boy. +traveling alone for the wagecels, planning mini trips around the world solo is a pretty good cope +What is the nazi's favorite food Jew but they always overheat it +Kids these days. They always make my van stink of sweat. +Ironic sexism is still sexism. It reinforces negative stereotypes by repeating them just one more time for the popular consciousness. +That man came & insisted to get up, said I had kept Rumal. My friend replied - I will out Rumal on TajMahel so can I claim TajMahel? 2/x +im so mad oh my god fuck this country fuck trump and his stupid ass +Also it's fucking 890362263749493 degrees in this damn place +Black people are perfectly functioning members of society and probably do more work then you lazy assholes SURPRISE ITS OPPOSITE DAY +People say you are what you eat Why doesn't anyone call me a 6 year old? +10,000+ upvotes on image at r/justneckbeardthings claiming women who dress slutty are asking for it. +Why are track stars better than Hitler They are better because they can actually finish off races +I survived a school shooting I cant believe I forgot to save a bullet for myself +No one has ever asked my opinion and as someone said ... I do n't know a soul in this country ( well maybe our president ) who wants Turkey to EU ... +Honestly i hate college but one benefit is you get a good sleeping schedule its 3:20 now and im not even feeling tired +These are the kind of stories that most of the time come out of India and Pakistan . +r/thebluepill vindicates incels when talking among themselves: "Masturbation for women is not about not getting laid or disliking men" +my next suggested follow list @Sikafred @PuellaTenebris @Whitemann @ArgentinoAmericano @LightManX @Libertatemsuperomnia @AnettaBanane @Viidar @dleetr @Dindu_Wrangler @Lamentation #whotofollow good folk all! +9/ The JA Constitution should also be revised to provide for the removal of Senators at will, whether Govt, Opp or independently appointed. +ok guys I know the bus is a public vehicle BUT PLACING YOUR DIRTY FOOT IN BETWEEN THE SEATS?????????? BAKIT ANG BASTOS +This Noisy ass Nigga smh. I'm over here on the phone and this weirdo gon stand by my door and listen smh I'm not saying shit no more +If you need yet another reason to be tired of Twitter, it appears they are trending the hashtag Trump shutdown and suppressing #SchumerShutdown +Easter is the worst fucking holiday ever And the candy fucking sucks EXCEPT the chocolate covered bunny marshmallows +"never ask for a kiss, just do it" Isn't this like... rape? +Shout out to blissey being a fuckinG PAIN IN THE ASS WHY ARE THEREE 3 OF YOU IN A GYMN? +If the past 6mo have taught us anything, it's that attaching your name to anti-harassment gets yourself targeted for more harassment. +Brunette hottie Dana gets an interracial anal fucking - https://t.co/PCu0sCOOQS - +What animal that can speak as good as man? Women +Today I am overwhelmed by depression What can I do to feel a little better guys? +32 pages deep in my notes and i still have 6 more chapters to goooooo 🙄🙄🙄 why am i a bio major again?? +rose , mentha and closet one family had children , named rose , mentha and closet . so rose comes to mom and asks : " mom , why is my name rose ? " " because when you were born , a rose fell into your hair " after that , mentha asked the same question . " mom , why is my name mentha " " because when you were born , a mentha fell into your hair " then closet came and sa " uuuuuuuuhg " +GREAAAAT MY MOM KEEPS ON BURSTING INTO MY ROOM WHICH I LOCKED TO KEEP ON TALKING TO ME PISS OFF IDIOT +VodafoneIN: Aerobrainocosmo Please visit the nearest Vodafone Stores with Valid ID proofs to convert from postpaid to prepaid connection...… +I have a feeling princess Nokia gonna be on the freshmen list i see her shit on my timeline constantly +Tbh. I LOVE when girls come to me asking for makeup tips, ask me to do their makeup, etc. then go on here&talk shit about cake faced girls💁🏻 +.@tim_geelen @eaballesty The wage gap is debunked lie and RAINN says rape culture is fairy tale that distracts from stopping real rape... +To not fuck up my first ever political speech in 3 days time. +If I had $1 for every gender. Then I would have $1. Because women are objects. +Thanks for saving the picture but the one I saw was a black guy looking at a laptop and a White girl sitting next to him , laughing and hanging on him also looking at the laptop but they did n't show what was on the laptop . +Twitter the new socialist/progressive thought control site .... you can tlak trash against the POTUS, the Republic & Constitution but don't dare question the Twitter brown shirts about foul mouth pigs like @chelseahandler or you get suspended no reason why.... +RT @Newsweek: ISIS calls Trump an 'idiot' and tells U.S. to await 'bloodbath' in official comments https://t.co/ht5zQjT3we https://t.co/YRz… +What do you call a non violent black person ? Mixed race +as i was going down on my girlfriend i tasted horse cum and i smiled and thought to myself , " damn you kinky slut , " as i chuckled , " so that 's how you died grandma . " +YouTube - Grandson attacks and rapes 87-Year-Old bed-ridden amputee Grandmother YouTube - Police are looking for Flash Mob of black Teens who Robbed Dupont Circle Store . +Well this is just like Westchester county advertising solely for nonwhites to come and live there in projects . +Brackin in da bity boolin wit sum bitches straight bleedin +Even while recovering from death femaloids can't help but be attention whores. +Cool, I have never been in this section that I remember . +the least enjoyable part of my day had to be sitting next to @_jordanbrook3 at the spaghetti dinner lol :) +Roses are red, My sketchers are cool, when I get bullied, I shoot up my school +I sort of fuckin love how close my gf is with my family like that she knows about my family jokes before I fuckin do 🙄😂 +"RT @realajaysantos: This bitch said ""come to my house no ones home 😉"". I went and literally, no one home. Hate this bitch 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒…" +I only wore it once to school and they told me either never wear again or be expeled I chose to never * ahem * show them again . +As a 28 Year Old Straight White Nationalist Male , nothing turns me on more as a White Woman who is Powerful or successful in the buisiness world or Just as powerful in her own beliefs .. +You know I have blacks in my family tree! Your right they are still hanging there +5 Years 60 Months 260 Weeks 1827 Days 109,620 Hours 6,577,200 Minutes 394,632,000 Seconds #5YearsWithEXO #역소5래도록 +I'd be a lot less knackered tonight if those 2 mental pussy cats hadn't torn the crap out of each other in my back garden last night. +Was that a post of self-reflection? +You dont approach women and dont socialize therefore you are incel ....blah blah Just tired of hearing the same old same old on some incel forums obviously there normies or delusional blue pilled incels who think one has to run the numbers game until you eventually find the looks matched girl. +The mainstream figureheads receive all the praise, but it's the individuals and the artists and the alienated who forge new paths and truly progress humanity. +Tell me why I just opened a ramen packet but there was no flavor packet. Just noodles and fucking the vegetable +What do you call a summer program for smart Jews? Concentration Camp. +I do n't blame you , all the yucky nonwhite DNA pawing your food as they pass it over the UPC scanner , disgusting . +Remember, the only reason females advocate for birth pills is..... because they don't want to inconvenience Chad by asking him to wear a condom. +I wouldn't rob u of this gem from Strudolt "You're not even making sense, just go find something better to do than harass people on twitter" +Oh, you're not here to hook up with guys. +What is the difference between the missing girl and the fetus? The missing girl chokes on my cock and stays alive. +I think there’s a lesson to be learned about the Katie Stubblefield situation... Don’t miss. [Context](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2018/09/face-transplant-katie-stubblefield-story-identity-surgery-science/) +Uh @shawnyeds I'm not sexist, I just think woman drivers aren't as good +"there is a problem with institutionalized racism in Ameri-- ""institutionalized racism' is a buzzword!""" +why do so many american kids die in school shootings ? they are n't allowed to run in the halls . +Reminder that Richard Ramirez fucking RAPED A 11 YEAR OLD and killed many others, and women still like him and see him as a "misunderstood victim of a bad childhood" Meanwhile if an incel says the slighest bad thing he is a scumbag that deserves to be alone. +Women complaining about women not having to be registered in the draft +This man came in to change his address and he just started venting , he found his wife cheating so his moving and he was like he gave her +RT @Yaniteddd: Making up stats for retweets you fat ugly bastard https://t.co/Ay0vlT4MMv +barf @RayyBands Call me sexist but women sports are boring unless they're wearing something short and/or tight and they're jumping around. +How to be a successful women in 2017 >Don't be a fucking landwhale >Even if you are a landwhale just simply existing will do the trick +i feel like after the ol Jade Curtiss Drama of 2015 i'm just. the neurodivergent headcanon dude. thats me now +Stick to white pepper on your food lads, I’ve just used black and it nicked my fucking steak. +Did Tboss say she's fucking trying to get this money? I thought she didn't need it 🤔 +1 episode in and actually Iron Fist doesnt look all that bad. Netflix-Marvel shows are slow by default, so no surprises there. +*TitleOfTheMovie* surpassed *TitleOfTheMovie* and became the highest-grossing Pinoy film of *year* -- parang napagod yung writer kaka-ulit 😂 +Amanda Layout 10/10 Bio 9.5/10 Mutuals -yes.ofc babe.u look so beautiful.can i tag u in my selfies @ 10/10💗💗😘😘 +People who think they can not put effort into a relationship and have it be goals have me fucked up bc it doesn't work like that +bet you ca n't see your dick my colleague said to me , " i bet you ca n't see your dick when you look down in the shower . " " no , just your daughter 's head , " i replied . +DREAMING or DOING is a choice that will mean the difference between FAILURE or SUCCESS. +Yeah, I wouldn't mind being quietly outraged while working from home in my PJs. +just posting to say I got a month of community service for stealing lightbulbs out of a place I was renting + a 280Euro fine. compare that to the black rapist a while ago who got off scot free . +My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but atleast my dad came. +What do you call it when a black person owns something nice Illeagle +Got banned from r/ForeverAlone Guess those blue pilled cucks can't handle the truth. +I won't ever use the word 'cisgender' - it's a useless word. +#wrongfilmquotes ..everytime I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen, in the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin up all the pussy +Exactly, they want us to lay down and die . +What do Middle Easterners and the Japanese have in common? Neither knows how to fly a plane +once you realise how alone you are compared to what you used to be, it's absolutely fucking heartbreaking +#OOMEF had that YEAH!!... i kno she pussy whipped that other nigga into putting a ring on it.... 😴😴 +"@BGold19 @cmahaffeyVU @Braves Cobb has its own ""Marta,"" & it interconnects by bus w/ Marta. That intersection no where near as bad as 85/285" +If having sex with a girl who had an abortion is a graveyard smash, what is a monster mash? Having sex with an autistic woman +Why do black people have long dicks? It was a genetics mistake... It was supposed to be the tail! +how do you kill a baby ? oh shit this is n't google . +ＴＥＡＭ ＬＯＶＥ █▀╔╗╦╔╗╔╗╔╣╔═ █▀╩░╩╚═║╩╚╩═╝ █🍒#TLF🍒 🍊•✵@MariaBulacio 🍋•✵@M0NIbruja 🍇•✵@bety_3 🍐•✵@RaisAlGhousia 🍑•✵@mudzwhite_ 🍍•✵@pasion__CARP +What do you call a gay Jew? Rainbow dust. +Charles was eatin trash ass Dominoes in that pic...you know he was still poor at the time lol +"RT @kookadooks1: When you see fans petitioning to get a 3rd BTS concert date, while your pitiful ass suffers cuz BTS don't know a ""C…" +A few years back my son had a English teacher that was from south America that couldnt hardly speak english yet she was teaching it +That s a good site and I 'll sign up for the newsletter ! +@PussyBeezus_ whatever hoe +I don't change my views to get money. That's not how this works. @PeerWorker +plz tell me y'all think that hannah's voice on 13 reasons why sounds JUST like amanda seyfried's on dear john +what 's the difference between black and white ? kfc and chick - fil - a +How to know if you are truecel If you killed yourself today would a single female not genetically related to you care? +She's buddying up with wadhwa, because he endorsed her book. She's friends with weev, who targeted *so many* women in tech. +This should be on every major news channel in America . +"@AkaLittleStruts yupp! Google ""Traylor and Christian"" and its a different guy. Christian said his age in an interview about the show." +In the 2nd grade my friend told me he wasn't virgin Since that I stayed away from his father. Never liked priests +Now I got a phone handy all the mental ill people problay want to change there strategy to more crazy from just crazy.. keep a look out for those status updates..😂😂 +Do you think there's any validity to the idea that women "test" guys they're attracted to or is that just redpill bs? +"If you have ever felt personally victimized by ethics in games journalism, raise your hand" +Sharpless 249 and the Jellyfish Nebula Image Credit & Copyright : César Blanco González Explanation : Normally faint and elusive , the Jellyfish Nebula is caught in this alluring telescopic mosaic . +I like my women like I like my coffee With a penis +What do you call a safe space for women? The kitchen +Whore verbally assaults virgin for being a "nice guy" +This faggot in a truck was tailgating me, so I hit my breaks, he cut me off I switched lanes he cuts me off again to be a little biatch then +I will never understand how men like this manage to get girlfriends +Girl equating men talking to women to homeless and disposible people and reddit applauding it +What's the difference between a black jew, and a pizza? The pizza doesn't have to sit at the back of the oven... +CA works to define their new government. "A meritocracy!" "Yes, of course! How perfect!" A lone voice in the back: "Not actually a thing." +What can i say this was journey. İ didnt like muslim because devil was inside me and it try to separete us +what do you call a disabled cow a veggie burger +Niggas sleepin with bitches grandmas??? Lmfao maury fake af +She had 7 other kids living in the apartment . +What happens when Popeye 's runs out of chicken YouTube - Popeyes Freakout ( Ghetto Vers . +I went to an EDL rally in Luton a couple of years ago and i can tell you that the EDL are not real nationalists they are just a bunch of drunk Football hooligans They are a disgrace +I was sitting at a red-light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti British-American slogans, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, gave me the finger, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!" So, today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. +Nothing trips me out more than feeling like a song's BPM is way off after hearing a faster/slower song beforehand #whyugottadomelikethis +I like my women the way I like the world Drilled in every possible spot for years with the intent of getting precious liquids, and is unable to survive for much longer. +This world has too many heros, what we need is more heroines... Too bad demi levato took them all +Whats the best thing about having sex with a midget? Their tiny hands make my dick look bigger. +It's not about satire or free speech. Pretending it is will solve nothing. The problem is that the Quran is full of incitement for murder. +What do you call a black asian He Lou Ting. +My mate's such a hipster, even when it comes to his racism. He claims he hated Muslims way before 9/11. +Found out in spending 2400-2600 a month just on Uber for work and checking in there. Can't waiiiit to get another fucking car. +What does a Mexican with Parkinson's see during a Earthquake? Clarity +Hey my folk. This nigger loving Jew boy @Deuterostomes asked if I was making death threats against his goat fucking people. Fuck him. +What do you call a woman being beaten up by a man Married +i'd love to hang out with anyone since there 's very few white nationalists here if any one wants to please PM because i really need some people to hang out with +Remember Toonami fans, 5 years ago we used 4/1 to bring Toonami back. We ❤️you but we also wanna give a little ❤️to Rick and Morty fans too. +My partner's aunty to his mother:: Oh isn't it nice to have the new member of the family here. My partner's mother:: Not for long. +The worst thing about taking my braids out is having to wear bonnets and shit again. I don't have TIME +If I said that Rugby is more tougher and more manly than the NFL, would you agree with me? +This is a great resource , but they have practically no pro-White books in their library . +Hate asos sometimes when you're looking for ages, finally find summit nice n it ends up being £100+ 😡😡😡 +niggas & bitches dating ugly niggas & hoes kuz they can trust em then they cheat w/ the elite hoes & niggas ...😂😂😂 +what does dark humor and food have in common ? not everyone gets it . +"@RantingOwl @Jawnikowski Establish a ""red line,"" eh? *Researches chemical attacks in Syria under Obama* 🤔" +too many rapists are getting off with just a slap on the wrist . back in the day it took a lot more than that to get me off . and even more to make me stop . +Did you know jesus' least favorite candy is m&ms? They fall right through his hands. +Im glad that he quit because he should never have said he was sorry and he is a coward for backing down +how many kids does has a belgian have ? three in his basement , five on video +What is the difference between a preschool and a radical terrorist training facility? I don't know man. I just fly the drones. +Wow Video had a ton of insight I am surprised that a Mexican can realize all the bull and bias against us whites +a guy walks into a doctor ’s office with a iron wrapped around his neck and black eyes . “ what happened to you ? ” asked the doctor . “ well it all started when my wife and i were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field . when we went to investigate , i saw the ball in a cow ’s ass . i went and lifted the tail of the cow and that ’s when i made my mistake . ” puzzled , the doctor asks “ what mistake was that ? ” the guy replies , “ i said ‘ hey this looks like yours hun!’ ” +this aster bitch in dexter. i don't care if shes 12 i hope she gets the worst form of cancer +totally forgot how that jerk invited me up to his office, too. lol no. my time is worth too much. #stopwadhwa2015 +Okay, here's my new account on Twitter: @lieutenant_aldo +guys. calm down. it was a joke. +What is the number 1 cause for child molestation? Sexy kids +What do a bike and a black person have in common Both work when you put chains on them +Continuing to spread those rumors is basically the same thing as gaters saying I was arrested for drugs. +Ever consider she's just humoring you & doesn't give a shit? @Simmy41 Explaining the offside rule to the missus #again #truestory #notsexist +Normie women on here what is your minimum requirements for height and dick size Feeling the sui and I wanna wallow in it. +Dancing is degenerate normalshit behavior If you have ever danced, you are normie trash +(While reading a magazine) Me:: I didn't know that (Asian American actor) is from (city near my hometown). White friend:: Oh, I always thought he was from China or something. Me:: ...He has a strong American accent. Friend:: Oh, well, he looks like he's...Asian. Made me, an Asian American, upset that people will always be judged by the way they look and not how they act. Even though I was born and raised in New York, since my skin is brown, will people always assume that I'm some foreigner? +More of a question but Could you break Steven hawking’s neck? +I love being in relationships with suicidal women. Why? I hate long term commitment. +Are you on your period or something? +Free ride for 4 years without grades involved , State champ band , I know the coons hate that , White boy got ryhtm , !!!!!!!! 3.88 gpa will kick in soon . +What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a test? There isn’t one. You cheat on both. +yahoo.com/gma/zimbabwes-president-robert-mugabe-confined-home-military-seizes-184304059--abc-news-topstories.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_03 … Zimbabwe's army said on state-run media early Wednesday that "this is not military takeover" & that the president and his family are "safe and sound." +If thats where we are heading then its a sad future indeed . +I’m not racist I even have a few black people in my family tree. Now that I think of it, they’re still hanging there. +RT @AndrogyneAdvent: The thing about Houston and Austin gays is 99% are hoes, ain't no wholesome bitches +what s the difference between jews and santa clause ? people like santa +A knife a fork, a bottle and a cork. +how do Ethiopians celebrate their childs first birthday by putting flowers on the grave +"@M_Rad: “@DezDLT: "I play soccer, cheat on girls, and wear khaki coloured cargos" haircut http://t.co/tYCIhD6PkW” yes lmfao"@soccerboy_04 +Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set. +How long does it take to mix a dead baby in a food processor? How should I know? I can't count while I'm masturbating +Why is heroin better than school? Heroin doesn't cry when you shoot it up +I have seen couple Chinese and Japanese tourists but I dont hate you . +What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing. +Sorry about that. I read it as you were from the US. +I am sure California is full of sick self hating whites , who think that for the good of all the black brown and yellow peoples of the world , whites need to commit racial suicide and disappear from their face of the earth for their sake and wo n't that be just dandy ! +Need this mirror on my wall asap cannot deal with trying to style outfits without a fucking mirror +ETH and LTC are semi recovering, too bad you guys didn't buy the dip +You are my everything ILove you moreThan anything You makeMeStrong You Draw a smileOnMyFace Mind following me @harry_styles ? 17,565 +What's worse than a child molester? A child molester with AIDS. +Is in a mood. A sadistic, ruthless, skull fucking mood. +The best part of an abortion? Finally some good fucking food. +what is inches long , hard , and makes women scream ? crib death . +Any Nation's leadership that keeps/uses humans as slaves should never be allowed on American soil much less a visit to OUR White House. +You know what drastically goes down during the summer? School shootings. +My cousin is always 15 minutes late for his shift I hate this nigga 😂😂 +Under bite vs over bite Which is worse on a guy an under bite jaw or an over bite jaw ? ++“You scruffy grubby little rat! I am the Ronald Reagan of Arsetongue and I will lick anybody that doubts it.” #MakeWizardryGreatAgain +Well, it's probably the Asian part of you. Asian people are always so modest. +Australian So as an Aussie I get asked buy Americans where isn't there something trying to kill you I turn around look them in the eye and tell them "school" +Sometimes I just wanna tell people to fuck off!!!! +Do u love the person u love right now for who they are, or what they do to/ for u? Which do u think is the better way of loving? +Statutory rape is does come up a lot here, but here's a debate from r/AskReddit +i hate them .. ever since i once got beaten up by 6 of them .. real hero 's since then i because nazi +Also No Matter What The Political Spectrum It Might Be If A Political Party Doesn't Support The Greatest Amendment In Our Constitution Of The United States And That's The First Amendment Than That's Where I Will Always Draw My Line In The Sand +what do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle ? optimistic . +how to deal with trolls (dedicared to @LaDonnaRae ) for @SilentGrace to use 1. go to their home page 2. mute them (it's on the lhs) 3. click the 'stop them from following you' button {also on the lhs) 4. repeat as necessary 5. enjoy #dumptrolls +I forgot to fully appreciate that one week when winter colds were over and allergies had not yet begun, those rare double nostril days #DND +" why did you stab your spouse with a carving knife ? " " i felt a spoon would be ineffective , your honor . " credits : r / sickipedia +The ones breaking the school rules are always black people. The teachers don't do anything even when they see it happening because they are afraid. I think that I am being discriminated against because I'm white! +"RT @GunnerStaal: ""You see we should have traded Letang, he's always hurt"" - Idiots" +I will no longer try to fix my attitude this is the way it's gone fucking be +Are you? Don’t be racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. +double standards are ridiculous and this woman deserves nothing but respect for raising a beautiful, happy baby and getting her diploma @ 16 +DO you guys still attend school or how old r ya ? just want to put it into perspective since i am the only one who dresses like a skin at my school ... i think +Cruel /r/askreddit users bullying "social outcasts" as usual +When your master grandpa tells you to cancel your appointment because you need to accompany your grandma. Okay tuo to basi I disown haha 😂 +Alabama girls.... Because, 'I love you like a brother' doesn't always mean rejection. +What type of pizza did a man on the 43rd floor of the twin towers order? Plain. +In the rotted mind of a Liberal or GOP traitor, President Trump wanting to team with Russia to destroy ISIS is worse than Hillary, Mueller, Comey, Rosenstein, Holder & Obama all colluding to give our Uranium to Russia in exchange for massive bribes! +I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me. +"It's Amazing that my brother has 4 women" (from r/FA) +When I'm 18 I'm so getting a tattoo that represents all the fucked up shit I've been through but came out better than ever +Females are upset that Incels have "raided" their safespace, how do they not see the obvious hypocrisy? +@JT_Cameron92 or your in the ghetto +I hope that all the security personnel and hangers-on who I saw chasing girls in the Voodoo lounge the other day do n't tell all their friends back in the Bronx about Latvia as a holiday destination ! +She needs to LEAVE his crazy ass tonight. Or kill him. Or both. #BigLittleLies +What inceldom has taken from me My happiness, my health, my sleep, my motivation, my personality and my will to live. +You don't want that much in the first place. The government gets a huge chunk when you make that much. +"@carvaels I bought 3 of the ugliest ass padawan Anakins I told him to help me pick the worst ones and he was like ""ur so mean"" akskdkdnd" +Math teacher Black guy + Bank Safe = Black Guy +It is going to be sad as hell when MAGGIE has to end it all for SASHA (as a Walker) after she commits suicide via Eugene. #TheWalkingDead! +United found another way to get rid of passengers... Suck them out of the plane +What's your child's favorite game? Abort-nite +« especially for her, so I hope you can give her some love too. Perhaps one day she will return or else I'll be waiting here for evermore. +Verne Troyer cause of death released Acute alcohol poisoning after consuming one too many thimbles of wine. +School shootings should be at an all time low the next few months. Thank goodness for summer vacation +im making a gifset of the rebecca/r*bert scene and its literally making me lowkey sick. i cant put into words why but i hate him sm +It's really hard to talk about abuse & leave it with a positive message. Call to action is important to not discourage women from industry. +oh, didn't answer all the question. just fucked it +"But I who missed the hype train and lack the ""nostalgia factor"" can't fully understand why everyone loves these stories so intensely" +Tfw you were raped as a child and that's why you can't interact with others. +I have a bad feeling there's going to be allot of demonstrations of "peace" this Christmas. +The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! +Yeah I saw that one on TV about the jew rabbi that was trying to get some from the 14 year old girl . +why did jesus cross the road ? because his dick was stuck in a chicken . +The other day, My uncle yelled "I will fuck you up, bitch!" in a fit of rage... I replied "Okay, meet me in the bathroom like last time..." +At this point, when I see something about a degenerate show trashing our people, checking to see if it's produced by a Jew is a mere formality. +Honestly, coming out with an ill thought out rant like this would see you dismissed as a crank in any meaningful debate . +i cant even go on nsfw_gif without some chad bragging about how many girls he fucked in his teens fuck reddit +Kudos to the girl for noticing herself that what she is doing is actually rape +What is the first thing a priest would say after he got back to home from jail *breathes in* ahhhh.... smells like teen spirit +What did Hitler and the Boston Bombers have in common? Neither made it to the finish line +What's better than being in the Special Olympics? Not being a retard. &#x200B; +What was the one annoying thing about Kurt Cobain? He was always shootin' his mouth off +The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. -A. Clarke +Whenever someone tells me an ISIS joke... I laugh my head off +To all Christians, if you love your faith get real #GasAJewForJesus he will smile upon you +i am the most depressed person on this sub fuck you if you don't agree with me +They are literally going thru a laundry list of actresses and heavily critiquing every one. +Batman vs Telemarketer "Would you like to subscribe to our 'Friends and Family Plan as well, Sir?" Batman: *just starts crying* +I heard african slaves are working in candy factories now. Probably making cotton candy. +"IIFFF I were to not handle my motherly duties.. My daughter's father would step in.. But since I'm on my ""A"" game.. He doesn't need to" +@thesportsjudge. Sometimes a good hoe fire needs some Rocephin too before it'll go out..... +vou ver o lindo do Michael Fucking Scofield agaaain <3 +⁠Why do wh*te people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop. +1 + 1 = 3 That's if you don't wear a condom. +What's the name of the famous Jew Pokemon Trainer? Ash. +Shit, I knew I should have looked around. I'm right by Times Square, and he does a lot of corporate work (Zara, etc), so I figured it'd be kinda expensive, but I was in a hurry +Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Who's there? The jews +I finally got a date for the Valentines Day! She just doesn't know it yet. +They just wanna shake him down Anytime new military units get involved in the drug war in Mehico they learn the ropes lightning fast and go for the $ $ $ $ $ $ . +If you've ever been to drunk to fish, you might be a redneck +Did you know that half of North Koreans have cataracts The other have have rincolns +Thank you ... i hope thay you all injojed in last passed football match Croatia-England ... we wasnt so much amused by losing the match ... +What are the origins of the incel term "REEE"? +They are so busy with their own causes that they do n't see the storm that is brewing on the horizon . +Low key wanna text someone from my past and get my point across since we ended on bad terms but I deleted they number so oh whale 🐳 +when you really look at something you never paid attention to before and then ur mind tells you ' IT'S A NEW TRIGGER' and then ur screwed. +Bill Cosby was sent to prison... I knew vandalism was bad, but if I ruined someone else's property, I would probably just get sued. +"Power rangers was very disappointing. Not an ounce of excitement in the tip of my penis when Jason said ""it's morphing time""." +therapist : what would you say to your dad if he were alive today ? sorry for cremating you , i honestly thought you were dead . +Do you consider yourself an alpha, beta or gamma male? +You white Republican atheists who stayed home will pay the price...you can forget your tax break now! +What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Group rape. +Nothing gets my American Cousins more riled up than the Clampetts , er I mean the Clintons +HOW CAN EVERYONE FROM FL MOVE TO NY AND HAVE LIFE ALL TOGETHER EXCEPT FOR ME WHY AM I AN IDIOT +what 's the hardest part about eating vegetables ? the wheelchair +What do you call a bunch of black people hanging from a tree? Mississippi windchimes +why does barack obama during his regime as president has a bulletproof glass shield when making national speeches ? i mean , i know he 's black and all , but i doubt he 'll shoot anyone . +I guess we will never know until we try , we may surprise ourselfs ! +after the carnage caused on westminster bridge after the carnage caused on westminster bridge , there have been renewed calls for a muslim travel ban . no muslim will be allowed to travel in a car . +Words I hate - today's list goals, dreams, aspirations, PASSION, objectives, value, use, purpose, sex, self-worth, self-love, self-improvement, self, confidence, effort, entitlement, wallowing, ambition, positivity, change, inspiration, motivation, creativity, num nums +The tornado had a note that said kill my family..but the airman kept us safe....ooow...gm Love you *^: >> aman +RT @CuhCuhCuh: bitches who smoke cigs are disgusting cuh +What is the genre of music does the Arabs enjoy the most? Allahu trapbar +Haha, see? I told you Obama's not human- he's a gorilla! +If you got to act like you cuffing a bitch to get ass your a lame forreal 😂 , real niggas let bitches know what it is from jump❗️ +I didn't know girls played video games. +Have you ever been treated different by attractive men? +the first time i had sex was like the first time riding a bike . my dad was holding me from behind . +My friend, who is a doctor, had an affair with his patient. We tried to forgive him as many doctors do this... It's a lot harder when you know he's a veterinarian +Just got to accept that there are some cruel ass people in this world +Felt like the #lufc of a few months ago when we felt unstoppable I hope it's back now team spirt and positivity! #lufc #MOT +If fucking lingard can get himself an 100k a week contract then there's hope for us all 😂😷 +Rip darkjokes So did these racist auto mods kill this subreddit? +date when i again got scared to run away from home fucking bastard +/R sex reveals themselves to be manhaters yet again. +What does the E in woman stand for? Equality +What do you call 5 black guys having an orgy? A threesome +After bringing in new women to my company, sales jumped by 200 just this week alone!! The downside is I gotta bring in 200 more women to keep up with the demand +Man fuck it if you not F.C.M.G , SC 4700, and or Greenlife then I'm sending good shots at y'all weak Asses 😂😂💯 +What's the worst part about having a daughter in chemo? You can't pull her hair when you rape her. +Is that about supporting illegals? Who here is an illegal? +"@YouBxstards ""Ha! Doubt you could do anything, you stupid fucking jew!"" He smirked, but stayed put." +Whats my favourite part about helping my daughter down the stairs? When the wheelchair lands on top of her +how many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? none , they beat up the room because it was black . +what always keeps the party lit in orlando ? an a +Lots of virgins over on cucktears today It's almost as if what you post on reddit has fuck all to do with getting laid. +With the latest Hollywood sex scandal, Kevin Spacey couldn't keep his interest in teenage boys under Rapp. Reposting my r/oneliners joke. Getting no love over there. +The only reason Whites were successful was because we took those things from other cultures and races ? +The worst film I've ever been in my fucking grave. +Goals this year 1) Graduate 2) Get job in career field 3) Take gym/diet more seriously and get ripped 4) Get la-HAHAHa 5) Learn how to art It begins fam. +I hope Britney Spears does a Christmas album and am surprised she has not done one yet. +List of things isolation caused for me * social anxiety * depression * ADD * depersonalization/derealization * a complete lack of social skills * incorrect body language * lack of language skills * a difficulty to understand voice * memory degradation * no consistent personality +What starts with N, ends with R, and is something you never want to call a black person Neighbor +You can never be clean: your brown skin won't wash off. +Day 3 of #CIFest17 is upon us. Taking this time to consider how to make use of all I've experienced this weekend. +My pet can smell me from miles away She's a jew +Can't let nobody play my gta, bitches like using up all ya ammo n gettin ya dude kilt by the cops +But I'm keeping it clean this time. I'm tired of busting my ass for days to get it clean just to have it trashed again. +Attraction's not rape you crazy nut Guys are not creeps for liking butt you lefties got brains like feces Your crazy ways could end the species +So the word on the literal street, is that's my dress is probably at the post office because our delivery driver is a fucking idiot. +I really don't understand how we're supposed to stop caring about being single and virgins when it's constantly shoved in our faces. +Nigerian military kills 104 Boko Haram Islam terrorists. Egyptian military kills 47 ISIS Siani Islam terrorist. +i didnt try it yet but i guess i should check it out ; thankx i hope that link gave whoever needed it some info on whatever she ( i dont remember her name , sorry ) needed later +Well apparently he played that me play joke me put pee pee in your coke gag with the wrong individual +I'm sick of you useless ass people in my culture. @1ShadeOfRitch stfu im sick off you useless ass people in my mentions +"@arminrebihic @Theshells1111 @CNN The whole ""mocking disabled"" thing has already been debunked. Nice try, fake news." +It's 5 o'clock somewhere..... ya here ya fucking idiot. #cometospens +Life without women is literally a pain in the ass... Let that shit sink in.... literally. +How do you get 11m followers? Run through Africa holding a bottle of water. +What do you call a female police officer in England that shaves her pussy? Cunt Stubble (constable) +I swear this particular presidency makes me question and reassess this whole democracy thing sometimes 🤔😭😂 +He's hot for an Asian. +Week 3 Alex Would Nominate Jessica And Dominique For Eviction #BB19 +And those of you who expect your friends with businesses to provide you with free services are real enemies of progress +"@Blackman38Tide: @WhaleLookyHere @HowdyDowdy11 queer" gaywad +What's the difference between a white prostitute and a black prostitute? One wears chains as a kink the other one is forced to +Pr29:24A thief's partner is his own worst enemy. He will be punished if he tells the truth in court, and God will curse him if he doesn't +FUCK MCDONALD'S IN EVERY COUNTRY FOR WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES !!!! +I got banned from 2X despite never posting there lmao +Wind 0.0 mph SW. Barometer 1013.68 mb, Steady. Temperature 69.2 °F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 77% +Winn Dixie is for real niggaz publix is for pussies +Niggas fall in love with an EVIL bitch and turn they back on they friends..... Its Cool Tho. +The easiest place to get stoned is in Saudi Arabia All you have to do is kiss someone who is the same sex as you. +the kid who i did n't know was autistic . i said this kid 's head looks like a ballsack . this girl tells me " you know that kid 's autistic right ? " and i said , " so why does he talk ? " +I ca n't wait to move to an area where I can be surrounded by racist white folks with guns . +In one American school all the kids knew only two letters and a number. AR-15 +RT @synergywzpaa: My dog is actually a fucking beast https://t.co/O9LjGnr8Xq +Since they are all learning English now as a second language what would be the reason for changing to German . +You never watched Doctor Who or Torchwood? +Don't know if any of this is obsolete but it 's a start ... +i can think of billions of more hypocritical things the religious right do/say that could be used to discredit their batshit faulty logic, so why is this a big deal? It's porn on twitter lol. Most people are aware Ted Cruz is a joke, i don't think anyone thinks of him as a highly moral figure. +I recently moved to Mechanicsville, I haven't had a chance to ride much, but I know route 5 is nice, my fiancee works in Warsaw though. +Hitler was about as Jewish as a Negro is a Chinaman . +I'm actually sick of people telling me what I should and shouldn't do, like I'll fucking do what I like when I like🙄 +#TheDress is obviously gold and white. +I like both of these genres and will have to put Lovecraft on my list of authors/books to read . +To those people who say pigs can't fly... I saw a lot of obese people in the air on 9/11/01 +I asked this question to some women in their thirties and the answers will shock you +What do you do when a women gets hit by a truck? Wonder what the truck was doing in the kitchen. +i can never laugh at domestic violence jokes they hit too close to home +I hope you are healthy and happy. You mean the world to me.I love you with all my heart.Could you follow me please? ♡♡♡ @Harry_Styles ×9,063 +happy birthday haleigh!!😘hope you have a great day, luv uuuuu!💗💗 @hgetchell7 https://t.co/rLiptyUtgX +I wonder if Eddie has security guards present during his concerts or if he just relies on the overwhelming good will of the universe to keep him safe from the thousands upon thousands of screaming fans ? +what 's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich ? i do n't fuck my sandwich before i eat it . ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° ) +They pressed 1 They pressed 2 They pressed 4 But the result was always same, the receipt shown vote for BJP #TamperedEVMs +It is over if you are not a G E N E T I C A L L Y S U P E R I O R M A L E +#ThursdayThoughts W/ pure competition 3 billionaires wouldnt be wealthier than ½ of US combined +When I saw this thread I was hoping she might actually go against the status quo and adopt a white baby So much for that theory ! +" dad ? can i have the car tonight ? " " no " . " please , i 'll do anything ! " . " yeah , suck my dick then " . " yuck ! your dick tastes like poo " . " ah , i completely forgot . your brother has the car tonight " . +Straight female classmate:: I don't know how to get rid of my stalker. Male classmate:: Tell him you're a lesbian. Straight female classmate:: I wouldn't be comfortable even saying that. I'm a good Christian. +The full length mirror I have in my room just shook and fell crooked when NOTHING was near it. I hate ghosts why they gotta be like that +i thought we were done with celebrity deaths in and then wham ! +two faggots are fucking and all of a sudden die . who goes to hell first ? the receiver , 'cause he already has his shit packed . +Random Thoughts on a damp and dreary Sunday Morning in Central North Carolina: When do at least some of #QAnon's "premonitions", or whatever the hell they are, actually start coming true? +Attacking Syrian Army who fights ISIS and other terrorists groups mean supporting terrorists 🙂 #Syria #syriahoax @realDonaldTrump +My brother got his hour of fame on the news today I guess being a school shooter has its perks. +Congrats to the newest talented crew accepted into our #relaysummerexperience and #relayteachingresidency placement program. @RelayGSE +I like my women how I like my milk Expired. +Yesterday this lady was telling me about how her husband killed himself. Which was odd, because she seemed nice to me. +I AM NOT PAYING FOR THE FUCKING FILIBUSTER!!!!!!! #TheFive +i gave everything i had to someone who didn't give a fuck about me for almost two years...someone slap me for being that stupid +what s that useless bit of skin on the end of a penis ? the man . ( most likely a repost idk ) +why ca n't orphans play poker because they do n't know what a full house is . +How many incels watch autism Just wondering if any of you watch Ice Poseidon Cx His streams help me cope +What’s the difference between a kidnapped 12 year old and my wife? Nothing, they are the same exact person +@LobstrThinkTank Yeah! Me too. My people, the women, laff at the set apart men... they love the real niggas or niggers. +Caught up on #towie that was emotional one didn't expect an ending like that 😢they are so cute though @Megan_Mckenna_ @P_Wicks01 +I believe that team owners want to make money first and foremost and would n't sacrifice team performance and/or millions of dollars just to put more blacks on their teams . +You got me faggot +RT @Lion_Heart__: “@FinallyGotANude: "hippie dressed Tumblr bitches Smoke a blunt and all of a sudden they're the most abstract thinkers of… +So the ROGUE GOVT our CIA installed in the 1970s was HATED by the people, who knew. +Roses at Red, The first shot was at Luxembourg I once had great sex, until I was chased from the morgue +Talked about the need for support, mentors. People that understand because they've been through it all, too. +Call Out Intel Hate: Calling out the enemies of Incels. +what would you call the murder of ann coulter ? the countryside +twitter is fucking distracting I'm going to bed now forreal +Money is the smallest part of success in tech. It's about accomplishment, connections, and rep - all of which wadhwa hides from women. +God damn this girl in my class is so hot She could be a layjit camgirl and make more money than doing this nursing shitttt +"nigga who never been shot at before talking bout ""it's survival of the fittest in these streets"" foh" +"Well behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich +Well, at least he's not a laborer. +Kids in America I vote for #SteveAoki & #LouisTomlinson “Just Hold On” #Mashup #RDMA @radiodisney @steveaoki @Louis_Tomlinson +Holy shit one thousand fedora tips to @a for turning the ETH guys into corncobs +Girls called me machist for this: Today some girls of my dorm asked why I am virgin (laughing at me of course) and I told them something like "we are not all girls of 20 years" they didn't get the joke ( is not a joke, is a fact) it took them like 20 seconds (girls are not good for humour) and then they called me machist. +Former sex trafficking investigator shares their trouble with catching perpetrators "...the threshold of evidence required to hold women responsible for sex trafficking is not even in the same ballpark as for men" +I just talk nasty on twitter I'm not bout none of this shit +what did barack say to michelle when he asked her to marry him ? ook - ook ! +Bar has giant tap Can't decide what beer to get Maybe I'll do wings +Depression is a lot like the meaning to a Beatles song Drugs are typically the answer. +I'm finally at the point where I'm over freaking out over if I have cancer or a disease and I just wanna know what's wrong with me +New landmark created! Discover interesting places around: https://t.co/B54dvQiG2b https://t.co/HjgifNe0Yo +"@JPneverchanges @PointlessNaming @ViralBeast101 @latindulce1 y'all always want a ""source"" when you're spouting off bullshit 🙄" +But alas, due to ones desire, I hold with those whom have choseth fire, though my heart be cold & weary, my eyes are warm, like hers. anon +Bitches always like you got hoes.. I be like duhh I'm tryna make you one of em 😂😂 nbs +I will be uploading vids tomorrow lol missus came up earlier than expected so theres still editing to do lol +"@glowstruck: But a nigga gon be a nigga, be a nigga." You sound fuckin retarded +What would you do if you successfully black pilled a Stacy and she would offer to have sex with you out of pity/sympathy? +Sorry but what type of idiot though for 1 minute that this was a 'suggestion' @davverplatt @sircomespect @tavole @pholloway @bbcnickrobinson +That's your bitch, why she acting like she need a man? +I think the Jews hide in liberal Sweden , in the idea that nobody would guess that it is somebody other than Scandinavians at work . +What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?? "A damn good start." - as told by a black guy +"RT @THEJacobBowen: When the backstreet boys are playing at your ""country music"" awards, you know you fucked up somewhere. Pop country is tr…" +Too lazy to exercise? Promise yourself just 5 minutes of working out. After that 5 minutes, you'll most likely be motivated to continue. +Reminder: A kid getting hit in the nuts by heavy playground equipment is considered funny. +what is the difference between god and harambe ? harambe existed . +In times of trouble, may the Lord answer your cry. May the name of the God of Jacob keep you safe from all harm. Psalm 20:1 +Lean raps and pill popping the wave to you young niggas. Oh well you deal with the consequences of ya actions. +She's friends with weev, an actual neo-nazi that has harassed and driven women like Kathy Sierra out of the industry. +Anti Mens rights activists celebrate the banning of CAFE from the Torronto gay pride which was achieved through lying to the organizers. +The difference between Jesus in person and a picture of Jesus? It only take one nail to hang a picture +Napo Pharmaceuticals has made good on its promise to take Jaguar Animal Health back: https://t.co/KFPDSAPX3p +donald wanted to take melania to houston . it was the only way he could get her wet . +Not looking for FTE outside of my anti-harassment org ;) @sebkha +@FukknTyler nigga I talk shit period this ain't nun new white bitch we go threw this every damn day 😂😂 +Bruhh wtf who's nasty ass left hella blunt guts, an Arizona, blunt wrap & a paper plate on my smoking stairs. Like you must really be stupid +Matter of fact don't lecture me about spending my money at all. You not paying for anything in my life it's none of your business. +Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere +You miss great opportunities when u shy away from being true to urself, you'll end up settling for someone in love w/ ur mask & not ur heart +Nobody knows what is right for you except you . +Women With Ugly Man Fetish Get In Here Talk to us, and if you are willing to have a little fun PM us. +Bitches be miserable asf just to say they got a nigga , it's not that serious sus 🤦🏽‍♀️ +There are strength in numbers... Unless there are six million of you and you're all Jews. +No where to turn Who will come, to cheer you on? (Yeah) Never let go, go, go! Never give up, up, up! Never let go! Never give up! +Best boyfriend award goes to my mans he waited 2 hours at ulta just to get the Anastasia brow wiz for me 😭❤ +Eric Trump is so damn ugly, when Ivana dropped him off at school she got a ticket for littering. +Why do Muslims smell? So blind people can hate them too +To everyone going through any struggle or pain right now, keep your head up, and keep on smiling, you'll get through it. +I hate when ppl say hence why. HENCE WHY UR A DUMBASS +Could be interesting, Chelsea having a quick shave before maiden speech. +I don't want to hate women but they give me no choice. +Stacy would like it even less if she wasn't objectified +Chick got a man but no edges. Niggas got hoes but no diploma . Damn +"Simple things please simple minds." @pumpkinking39 I'm not sexist but dammit, the best jokes are. +Yeah hoe. http://t.co/qZXi0IuFCf +The American Spirit, that grossly under-reported phenomenon, is alive and well, surging through the hearts of patriots, awakening, reviving, growing in strength, always there, always true to the elements of liberty that give America her value to our nation and to ourselves. +You know what it's cool... 😂 Dee gonna get signed bruh I know it! We was robbed once again 😑 #TheRapGame +What's better than winning Gold at the Special Olympics? Not being Retarded!! +EXCUSE ME KOTAKU, BUT I AM A DEVOPS, NOT JUST AN ACTIVIST. +And girl I've been thinkin of ways thinkin of new ways to beat that pussy down . +@tom_mcghee I'm watching Total Wipeout whilst unemployed. After spending 45 minutes in a job centre yesterday, and… https://t.co/vVhOMsrLfj +They laughed at my crayon drawing... I laughed at their chalk outline. +Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. - Sir Mark Young #quote +Does anyone else have /r/feminism on a comedy multireddit +I ate a vegan sandwich today Grass-fed meat always tastes better. +Nope prisoner means that you belive in wp and try to dress as much like one but cannot due to parents or your job . +I don't give a fuck about NONE of y'all UGLY bitches at Riverdale lmfao get mad hoe +Once I saw 4 guys beating up a gay kid I went straight to help. He had no chance against the five of us +there will come a day where i actually post here more... but today is not that day, nor tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after th +guanlin ➸ okay... he really caught my heart. he seems so shy and precious and omg i already just want to protect him i have the URGE +A friend of mine sent six cases of Bibles to S. Africa and the PO is holding them for ransom. +TWINS ML (1)💰💰💰 SEVILLA UN 4 (1)💰💰💰 HULL CITY ML (1)💰💰💰 Real Madrid -1 to finish off the early card. +What does separate the humans from the animals? The mediterranean sea +"""Save me from the nothing I've become."" Well, I became something, actually. Something undesirable, that is." +I seriously need to stop procrastinating. Shits so annoying! +A leader is somebody refraining his followers from committing crimes and pushing them beyond their limits on the other side of crime, right? +Helen Keller walks into a bar And then a table, and then a chair... +Gandhi, Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed, Einstein, Dalai Lama, Trotsky, Niemoller, Mishima, de Maupassant, Zola, Dreyfus, Luther, Zwingli, Mandela, Cabral, Bonehill, Barry Horne, anyone fighting corrupt police in Britain. +Entering GDC expo hall. Look for the neon pink backpack :) +Should white Christian children be placed in foster care with Muslim families +i 'm disappointed there are no jokes about harrison brown . hopefully , someone will take a stab at it . +While I welcome a majority of the new laws to be implemented this year, I don't quite understand the required teaching of Gay/Lesbian contributions. Starting 2012 students in California must "receive mandatory lessons" in History classes about Gays and Lesbians, and a ban will be enforced on "teaching materials that reflect poorly on gays." While I understand the teaching of cultural advancement, ...I don't get how California's government can justify the need for this. What we want is for Gays, Lesbians, and Straight people to live together in harmony; how does separating their accomplishments do anything good, at all? Is there a "Straight Peoples' Accomplishments" section in History books, or is that NOT required?" +Why do Welsh people keep their sheep facing cliffs? So they push back. +im also severly trying to distract myself from the fact tht marco is doing his RP thing where im p sure his character is romancing another +Hello Crystal My name is Andy , and as my screen name states I live in New York . +How then do you explain that the first Rus rulers of Kiev and Novgorod had Scandinavian names ? +(Putin) "...is now the most popular and respected leader in the world, and in the Middle East, following the role his country played in defeating the western/Zionist hatched terrorists known as ISIS, Russia is standing tall and looking good." +What is worse than the holocaust and killing 6 million Jews? Jews +"Hi there! I'm from a local African Nursing Home!" "We now accept children!" +Are you from India or Pakistan? +Abortions Really brings out the child in a woman +NK just fired another missle over Japan solution: USA - you remove the treat China - you get their land, resources Result : everybody happy, except Kim +My mom told my brother she's scared of me home alone. Talk about fucking a niggas head up +`Interesting' to see someone of the same radio outfit to praise this figure , while there was an amazing show dedicated to uncovering the facts regarding this anti-German filth . +Almost got a Switch. Almost. But then I had to set up a profile on Best Buy's site and that foiled my flawless plan. +Nassim Nicholas Taleb publicly call for the boycott of UCL via twitter (@nntaleb) and Facebook +He's the unforeseen danger, The keeper of the key to the locks. Know when you see him, Nothing can free him. Step aside, open wide... +I used to play baseball with a guy who had no arms or legs He was the best 3rd base we ever had +I suppose I'm awful daft today, I don't see it. +I'm this 👌 fucking close to hanging out with my friends cause I haven't seen them in a while and I love them +What’s black, blue and covered in sperm? A rape victim. +This is disgusting and Justin wants this to live here . +I would love to see a video of Somalis blown apart with a torpedo and see bodies and scrap metal fly hundreds of feet into the air . +Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out +Bitches will be mad at the world but blames niggas +Have a good life, to a good but fat kid! +The Official Website of the British People 's Party A few unpleasant truths re. the zionist ass lickers of the DUP +What do a dead hooker and a tire iron have in common They're both in my trunk +Why do so many black people convert to Islam? Because “Our Father” doesn’t apply to them. +man i loooove junie b so much i cant wait until im finished with owed art so i can draw her myself!!!!!! :D +this weather is making everything feel grimy like can it stop fucking raining for a minute +prison break how did the black guy escape from jail ? he unscrewed the light bulbs . +Anxiety and depression are both useful for humanity If you're garbage, you're gonna suffer from these things, so you won't become a part of society and never reproduce, which is a good thing for humanity. +RT @Deezy_2Times: Aint got time for no mufuckin fake friends smoke weed fuck hoes nigga drank gin +GOLD @cartermontg Just heard someone say "feminists are fantastic". I'm really hoping I don't hear that ever again. #notsexist +I feel like this hoe owe me something .., +Sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child you won't like it when you get older +Lol watch @4corners ridiculous witchhunt of @PaulineHansonOz without the dramatic bullshit music.. haha clutching at straws you abc idiots +in johnny cashs song ' ai n't no grave ' he says nothing could hold his body down . hendersonville memory gardens and a mental institute could easily do that . +RT @ExtremCanadian: Disgraceful idiot https://t.co/3IM1q4goJj +You know what would be nasty? If a box of condoms said “Tested on animals". +Kevin Owens yelled at Chris Jericho you were never my best friend and then called him trash! Deeeep!! Feeels!!! +Should doesn't come into it. It's purely they fucked it up already practically beyond repair +What was going through Mr. Jones head as he hit the ground after jumping from the towers? His ankles +bad news : gays were killed in orlando good news : aids rate drops in florida . +#TheGameIHated Ren and Stimpy for SNES. Spent three years trying to figure out what to do in level 1. +>tfw you will never 360 no-cope with blackops2cel Suicide fuel +Hate that you think so lightly of yourself. Hate that you don't realize you're killing all these other ho's. +Projects from 1800s early 1900s Project of the State Duma ( Contest of 1905-1906 ) , by Vladimir Vasilyevich Suslov ( July 25 , 1857 August 1921 ; Владимир Васильевич Суслов ) Country House Church , by M. Kuzmin Country House Project of Tsar 's Pavillion in Polytechnic Fair in Moscow , 1872 , by Dmitry Nikolaevich Chichagov ( September 3 , 1835 July 4 , 1894 ; Дмитрий Николаевич Чичагов ) ? +What's difference between dreamers and cancer patients ? Cancer patients want to be deported +Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far! Yeah, the trebuchet is really amazing. Go get our daughter! +I love revisiting places I've already been in Thats why my son's mother and grandmother are the same person +I went to pick shania up after my night shift and it took me nearly two hours to get her home because she kept stopping to talk to lampposts +And yet somehow, they thrive without your ignorant laughter. @juckfohn Call me sexist but I just don't find women funny. +i 'm so much of a feminist . i made my last girlfriend get an abortion by threatening her . because i want to show my unequivocal support for a woman 's right to an abortion , no matter what the circumstances are . especially since we conceived while she was on the pill , you know , ambien . after enough threats , she eventually agreed to the procedure . all she wanted in return , was that i go with her , and hold her hand . she said , " baby , please . " i said , " do n't baby me . the only thing i want you babying , is that god damn vacuum cleaner . " +Aside from AIDS, what else can a black guy get? Four bullets on the chest. +Second Floor update: 63.96 Deg F, 34.539676666259766 % Humidity, 16.736400604248047 Lux. April 5, 2017 at 01:15PM +Woman have staring problems just as much as men..Talking all this mumbo jumbo about men..I just give them retarded faces or ignore them.. +File a report against the moderators of this sub here: https://www.reddithelp.com/en/submit-request/file-a-moderator-complaint/ +What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. +You'll make a great wife someday! +I just view women as a warm wet hole at this point, even 10/10's offer nothing I can't accomplish better with my right hand and some imagination. +Seen a vid of a man who girl was cheating, so he decided to expose her by proposing at her job, then have her side dude walk in... +Do u know whats funny? A vegan vet realizing that they gotta put animals down. +How do you call a jewish child? A dwarf star. +Getting ready for the season! Bruce says the water is warming up. And this other lil guy is enjoying the sunshine. +Admins demonstrate ability to stealth edit posts on unpopular subreddits! +dayumn how to kill flyes at once ? hit an somalian in the face with an frying pan . +For every upvote I get on this post, I will do 1 bicep curl Using a 30 lb weight. +I have the mirena. And how do I check the strings? I know o shouldn't worry but being a college student, the thought of being pregnant is so scary lol +You got hoes really out there titty twerkin 🙈🙈🙈 https://t.co/1Cc7GU4e7O +I think that World Star Hip Hop should be mandatory viewing for every single white person on the planet , period . +I can hear the Chief now , we have enough on our plates . +asexual chad in my class what a waste of a face.... legit been asked out 5 times (even though the girls new he was asexual) +One of leading causes of deaths is not trauma injuries but mothers and children dying due to lack of routine health services #EndYemenSiege +Do you speak English? +the minute it rains, snows or whenever the weather isn't sunny, people drive like idiots +I like my women like I like my coffee silent +It seems the men of reddit fear being branded pediphiles by society at large and other horribly depressing stories. +Sex is like multiplication It's easier if it's under 12. +Don't walk 20 miles without sunscreen, I look like a lobster! +"she wanted to say ""don't leave me"", but she couldn't do it, not again. she was so tired of begging people to love her." +What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? Ones white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for kids to play with the other you can use to carry your groceries in. +there s a movie that depicts the world run by black people . its call rise of the planet of the apes +That doesn`t sound to bad , wait till you see 30 kids , 5 of which are white ! +So far, the primary response I've heard from the FreeBSD dev community in regards to all of this is "how can we help?" +Like it is innocence by reason of insanity, but when villains keep escaping and committing terrorism, you may want to look past that😂😂 +a lot of east asians want double eyelids to look better so i gave them night blinders +I fucking hate that all of you immediately decided to respond to this the way you all did +"I'm at leatherbys and I just hear ""I JUST LOVE SUCKING DICK AND I WILL NEVER STOP"" from the person sitting next to me... at my table" +I’ll be on Infowars Monday with Owen and Tuesday with Alex. +Steriotypical mexicano with the brown skin Drugs, guns, illegal activities is is the poison that im downin +I know, isn't her hair crazy today? She's going to do something about it today. I can't believe you went to school like that. +There are 2 Overton Windows: Left: Communism Trannies Amnesty SJW craze Right: Demographics is destiny Understanding that Mexican reconquista is in progress Understanding Islam poses a threat to the west Disillusion with diversity + proximity Race / IQ realism Holocaust skepticism Our side rocks! +University rape acusations Is anyone here familiar with university policies about "Sexual misconduct" I could really need some help! +You're a dumb bitch. Wow. +What do birthday parties and Linkin' Park both have in common? They both come with pinatas +What is the most common name said in prison? Ben Dover +What’s worse than 6 million dead Jews? 6 million living Jews. +How does a pedophile get a kid to take off all their clothes without touching them “Simon says take off all your clothes” +I don't get those people. Why can't they just wake up and decide they're a guy or a girl? +EARLY GIRL MUST HAVE MEMES OF NEHLEN PANSTING CERNOVICH SOMEBODY HELP PLEASE #ThuckItTherno +What's the worst thing about eating 80yo pussy? Depends +what is pink , and screams ? a skinned baby in a bag of salt . +@MANIAC3X buck beaners & security started pushing him & that jetsgreen faggot around +Keep yourself busy and the cash-flow flowing with part time jobs. Part jobs to be posted the rest of the day... #PartTimeJob #JSW #CashFlow +But at least your family wasn't Jewish! +i played the video for him and he stopped. +Yes, this painting is in the Art Institute of Chicago . +so , i was watching the hunger games in the seen where ru is hit by a spear , i sa " there should be more blood than that . " my mate then repli " it 's only a " i repli " i know she is only twelve but , she would still bleed . " +Why are you the only thick character in the game? Why I gotta play a skinny bitch? @KimKardashian +a kid walks up to his mom . a kid walks up to his mom and asks , " mommy , if you 're white , why am i black ? " the mom laughs and says , " kiddo , from what i remember of that party , you 're lucky you do n't bark ! " +Run for the bus...just miss it. Sprint to the next stop to catch it...catch up...knock on the window as it is about to pull away....No #337 +"""You ,ay only be one person to the world, but yob may also be the world to one person.""Peter Ustinov" +I watched a romance anime Now the suicidal thoughts are back again +Do the best you can with the hand you're dealt t. someone who didn't get dealt the shitty hand. +How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children’s ward +They said you could find love anywhere Then they kicked me out of the elementary school +Chris Bosh bout to disgrace the trophy like a real faggot smh +What do you respond when normies say ugly and fat guys get girlfriends too? +If half White non negro and Jew are Pro White and do n't reproduce then they are ok . +RT @AC_Hussle: Niggas love cuffing hoes then acting surprised when they turn out to be hoes. +If I would be in your possition I would give better marks to white children in your school and later that they could get to better universitys . +Last but not least, shoutout to those guys on the bus in Georgia that were talking shit until they ran after being confronted by my friend. +What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a baby's throat +I suspect she doesn't know about either connection. But it's the site she's posting to, lol. +I will date ANY femoid: they CANNOT be forever alone Let's look at the premises and their conclusion: P1: i will date any femoid P2: some femoids claim to be forever alone P3: forever alone refers to an inability to date C: femoids are WRONG a priori about being forever alone +I see a nation where I can walk out my front door and not feel like a minority in my own country . +Now that im older, i get really turned on whenever a slut groans I guess you could say its just whore moans +Who’s faster than the flash? Black men when they find out they are fathers +RT @SwayHasAnswers: Twerking is ghetto until White people do it. Hip Hop culture is violent & dangerous until they want to profit of it. ht… +When u never thought ur week to present the reading would get here but now here we are just days away from me embarrassing my ass +Ummm Bounty was the First twist of Season 3.0 Calley went and Annette got the first ever LoS because of it. #Sequester +If that Nigerian bitch thinks she will be elected in Tallaght , she is in for a rude awakening . +Once I've had my facial surgeries I'm going to fuck roasties bareback and then show them pictures of what I used to look like It's the closest we can come to revenge by making females feel a little bit subhuman. +I once matched w/ my childhood favorite hockey player's daughter on tinder but she never ever saw my dick. +shook at the fact someone can use you in that way, but I guess I'm in no position to talk either. it just feels so shitty +James 3:1 - My brethren, be not many masters, knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation. +RT @oh_sh1t: Damn, I got bitches *kanye voice* +i got, 300 bitches like I'm Sosa hoe.. my jewelery shinin like some mop and glo +In which r/TheBluePill proves they are once again nothing other than bullying, suicide motivating cunts +how do you make a black person get a job ? repeal the h amendment +Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? The rope snapped +Bitches really be mad when u can just stop speaking to them suddenly.... we ain't married bitch I honestly could care less +relationships are like fat people . most of them do n't work out . +Even though Ramis Khan has a smal role in the movie ,his debut has been anticipated since the cast was officially announced .#RaastaTheMovie +Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims, they went over 90 stories in 10 seconds! (Very original) +Friend:: It's probably much harder to be gay than black in America. Gay people don't have any civil rights. Me:: Interesting point of view. Though I usually experience microaggressive behavior targeting my race. Friend:: Sorry you're black. Friend is white and straight. I'm black and gay. Made me confused. +Black people with dry lips and knuckles in cinema needs to STOP. Y'all don't have a bottle of moisturizer on set? Ex. Get Out +In @TheGarden's @Circus1903,the quick-witted @williamsonmagic is the quintessential ringmaster.His interaction with kids is an absolute gem. +Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Nothing's ever your fucking fault. +I find that they dont share my views as some other buddies of mine would when it comes to White History and power . +People that are agreeable & want the acceptance of the masses, Their story is never their own It belongs to social norms/conventions +Age doesnt matter you can be a 18 years old incel, it's about LOOKS +My girlfriend smokes after sex So we started using lube. +i wonder what hitler is doing in heaven right now ? you know he got a free pass for killing million jews . +If I was good looking females would be wet for me and compelled to fuck me This proves I'm ugly and inceldom is my destiny. +taemin and jongin should take a pic with jimin i can't accept the fact i have pics of them with ravi but i dont have with jimin +Finished Cycle with #cyclemeter, on ! Bienne Lake route, time 1:42:26, distance 41.65 km, behind median ride 1:30. +Their pain is my happiness Watching average and fatty girls get rejected by chad is a wonderful experience .. let those bitches know their true place +According to justneckbeardthings, wearing blue jeans is neckbeardy now Is there anything that isn't neckbeardy at this point? +I even hate Bob Ross I look at him and think the dude is full of shit. +The worst thing happened to internet freedoms when albanians used their spare time from selling drugs to learn to use computers . +Does having 5s and 6s orbit around you while you chase 8s and 9s make you a chad or normie? +How many times do redditors laugh at a joke? Zilch.They are busy reposting +"RT @TheRealSchitty: And you're the one stupid as fuck for needing someone to qualify their statement with ""some"". Instead of letting the sh…" +Graduate school seems like a good place to meet and marry a man who is as intelligent as she obviously is . +Like @carolwild42 says, I'm a fucking catch and idc if anyone but me sees it +Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? +It hurts like hell when you know that you need to let go of someone but you can't, because you're still waiting for the impossible to happen +RT @_____redd: killing these bitches go body for body 😒😌🎧 +Slim niggah but you know i love em thick +Why don’t you see black people on boats? The last time they were was in the 17 & 1800’s when they were brought to America +Wrapped up in 3 layers one being my dressing gown and im still fucking freezing +Today’s summary (day after Hill’s house burns): Q back Nunes gets Dossier docs HRC email case reopened CF Racketeering case reopened Judge rules Fusion GPS must turn over docs Comey Memo released Nor’easter storm DOW hit 25,000 🎤drop #QAnon +A) A cock robin Q) what's going in my mouth batman? +If you think microagressions is a great problem than online pedophilia, then you might be a Libtard. +Seems that an old proverb about dogs and fleas comes to mind here . +“@BarryClerjuste: I cried like a bitch after my first breakup. Never loved again lol” +#13ReasonsWhy bryce is a fucking asshole and represents everything that's wrong with people/the world +The Cum Wrangler Christmas Special is two hours this year +I had a feeling I would need to watch you for promiscuity. +RT @__nijel: Niggas be out here loving ALL they hoes...that's a no no. +Maybe the subject line for this thread was supposed to say , `` The first black US president was a muslim '' ? +Whats similar between woman's rights and weapons of mass destruction? You won't be able to find either in the Middle East. +Tough loss for the Suns but what a game for @tulis3! A career high of 34 points and a near triple double against Beverley! 😳 #WeArePHX +The majority of recent school shooters were incels How much damage and suffering this world needs to endure before acknowledging what damage feminism and women liberation have done to men? +What happened when the lights went out? This joke became a dark joke +Todays sick day consists of: two shows, a photoshoot, an afterparty and a 20 pound backpack. Wish me luck +Three future Morningside Mustangs heading out on prom night! One of my favs from yesterday! https://t.co/sGoYyePt6U +What's the difference between Black and White cotton... Only Black threads have been cut lately. +follow me before the twitter normies move to gab so i can feel superior +So I went to my old high school in south Texas to see some friends. We are teenagers and started having a discussion about gay bars vs. dyke bars. Then this happened:: Friend:: Aren't gay bars and dyke bars the same thing? Me:: No, they're not. I'd rather go to a dyke bar since, well, I'm a dyke. Friend:: Whatever. I'm not a fan of dykes. Me:: *shoots a look at* Excuse me. Friend:: Look, I don't like dykes. I like you though. Made me feel angry, side-lined, being the token dyke, tolerated but not accepted. +Just looking at these courses, here they all are, the little additions i'd buy along the way of living in life, mainly format type courses +But she's disgusting. Why does everyone like that fucking bitch! She's the worse! +I have owned a Dodge Caravan...because I had kids.....I NOW LOVE DODGE BECAUSE I LOVE A GOOD RALLY ! +What do you call a white swede A fairytale. +@iMGorgeous_HOES I learned from the great Asia Torres 🙇 take notes bitch 😂😂 +Temperature 45.6°F, Falling. Humidity 93%. Wind 4.0mph ESE. Wind Chill 43.8°F. Barometer 29.726in, Falling Rapidly. Rain today 0.02 in. #NJw +[PS4] LF2 for VoG fresh Psn is jmomoney745 Or leave yours below +For every day that you are a virgin the number of females that want to have sex with you reduces. +my disabled girlfriend left me after i stole her wheelchair but she 'll come crawling back +I hung two things up today A photo of my son with his friend and my son +i hate political correctness . you ca n't even say " black paint " anymore . instead you have to say " leroy , would you please paint my fence ? " +People in modern society are such pussies. So easily offended. Some prick started lecturing me about "sensitivity" and how I'm "being disrespectful" and should "stop drawing on his son's corpse". Ugh, some people. +This guacamole burger has me fucked all the way up +So you send me a snapchat and then you delete me. Fucking melt. That says it all mate. +Why do so many men become women? If you can’t beat them, join them. +Sleep falls about the awakened conscious line slipping in to lucid dreams Hurtling Softly untying knots of reason +Are there any examples or studies of women who had what was completely consexual sex, regretted it afterwards, so decided to call it rape after the fact? +Fuck them hoes you got that award already. +I painted my computer black hopin it would run faster, but now it just doesn't work +What do you call killing gay people? Natural Selection. +I don't really understand why everybody seems so okay with that. +you goys will never understand the pain of trying to Twitter on a bad 3g connection +Feminism So what’s you people’s opinions on Gloria Steinem? +I heard that the way to gain power is to surround yourself with people who won't stand up to you That's why I'm friends with so many quadriplegics +Finally someone comes out and tells a portion of the truth ! +What's the best part about gays? They can't spread the horrendous disease know as homosexuality +They are looking for a lot of handy people for the great American toss off this weekend +Wrestlemania is for fat nerds, drug addicts and retarded kids with no father and bingo playing mothers... +So, now girls actually avoid me.... Haha, and people say I should be confident, God, I wish I was never fucking born. +What do burnt pizzas, my pregnant mom, and frozen beers have in common? I left it in too long. +hey!! @katewalsh I'm about to start #13reasonswhy i heard is good.. but i'm sure is more than that just because of you 😊🙊🙈 +@jkvukas bruh i'm still finding starburst wrappers from when i ate some like a month ago. tell me that's possible with ribs +And they can't get tiebreaker over Charlotte. Could theoretically beat Charlotte, but lose out and miss the playoffs. +I fucking hate trump, I swear if he start a war and I have to be drafted I'll cry seriously man +Tom, follow the links following this message if want to be prouductive ; otherwise we have to delete the messages of those who spread the message of non-community and defeat . +@Pride_MUFC @Moreau03464636 @lilyallen @GaryLineker Let me guess... he asked them questions, or told them to offer… https://t.co/j6BC2HWNHE +cosby girls would be the ones to start beefing on their finstas smh nobody wants to read your petty paragraphs +Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken +"#NP Keyshia Cole Feat. French Montana & Remy Ma- ""You"" on https://t.co/Kij1abeaKH Like what you hear? Follow us on Twitter!" +getting lots of 502 errors today, just starting now about 5 mins ago @a @u @support @amy +Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because it had no bad reviews +15. Another important skill is the ability to work well with people. If I ask your friends will they say? #LSCInspires +How about a website that lists and profiles women that are false rape accusers. +I had to start muttering under my breath that white people cannot have dreadlocks. Oh lord. +What do you call a retarded plant a tREEEEEE +There are quite a few books on Alexander - no need to torture the brain cells trying to decipher someone 's really bad writing . +#Styria #penetration bigboob #gfe #cum fucking #skypegirl #mfcgirls booty #kikmessenger #blondie +Precisely one person went to see Shia's movie in the UK. This is not a joke it is just a fact. It grossed 7 British moneys. +what do bill cosby and santa claus share in common ? ♫ he sees you when you 're sleeping he knows when you 're awake ♫ +conservativerevival.com/latest-news/chuck-schumer-is-in-hot-water-after-this-document-was-released/ … Schumer is the perfect example of a living miscarriage. + Shock Claim: Mystery planet might crash and end life on Earth this weekend I'll be having Flash Fried Turkey then...... With Bacon and Herby Baby New Potatos +Ole girl really told me she doesn't care if her boyfriend has hoes. This is what's wrong with our generation. +What's the difference between Ariana grande and a minefield Not much +RT @IHaveSex_Alot: I don't luv deez hoes at all..👌 +.@Polygon Jeez, they really nailed Breath of the Wild in this. I really DO love that you can play Breath in SO MANY different ways. +A new reminder: If you're not chad you will never experience life at it fullest and the best way out of this misery is sui... +First off I would laugh so hard I 'd turn blue . +it's important that everyone spreads the word that bitcoin is for white supremacists because we don't want leftists making those sweet sweet gainz +Pleasure to meet your acquaintance, @oncodvm! I have a K9 overcoming cancer. Used autologous immunotherapy for renal adenocarcinoma. +I think you can say black now (=(EDIT WE CAN NOW) +My friend and I love fucking gummy bears That's what he calls his grandma, the same term applies to the miscarriaged fetus' in my basement. +It pisses me off that we can't say the word blacklist any more. Now we have to say "Tyrell please hand me that list." +Why is 6.9 the worst number? It’s 69 interrupted by a period. +What do you call a Jewish Pokémon trainer Ash What's his favourite Pokémon? He doesn't care. He just wants the prize money +Is it wrong to want to have a girlfriend for only her body and looks? +White dude wins the Nobel for lit again, shocking, next you'll tell me his novels speak to a universal human experience +Has anyone watched the Vice Channel 's guide to Liberia ?? +le female suuicide attempt pills and coca cola wow your suuicide attempt is so powerful, dont use a shotgun or you can die +Swear all my friends and even my own girl can testify I never switched up on no one just cause I got into a relationship +How do you cut a redneck's dick off? Upper cut his sister in the jaw. +But the Truth or Fiction site also says it 's false . +I like my women how I like my olive oil - extra virgin ; ) +I finished school today. Just as my dad had told me. Now this babbling idiot insists I should have done it without his AR-15. +Wtf, why must my cousin prolong all the fucking time. Be pissing me off!!👊🏽👊🏽😡😡😡😡 +im sure anyone can understand this subject even if you're not an architecture/engineering student as long as you're good at math bUT iM Not +critique my open letter about women in tech before I post it under my real name/ Fb/GPlus/LinkedIn +Everytime I try to start that something is wrong them take it for a big joke like clown embedded inna me forehead +What was going through the head of the astronaut as he falls into the black hole? The universe. +A sexual pervert @realDonaldTrump defending a sexual pervert @oreillyfactor is just priceless! #firethefools +People need to stop with the "breaking" about Al Asad. The information is already both old and wrong. Everything is fine at Al Asad. +Tottenham have to be the jammiest team I've ever seen relegate Swansea immediately lucky fuckers 😂#AFCvWHU #SWATOT +"girl sports" gives it away here @LM26_LYE_ERA I dont even understand why girl sports are televised #notsexist #justsaying +RT @jogonzalez_23: “@shinglewarf: #single http://t.co/zLzg6sjBbh” NOOO "my nuts bitch" 😂😩😩😩😩😩 +If just women were the strong gender Atleast they would deserve they dating advantage then. +i got blackpilled so hard that im almost close to accepting i will never have sex or gf +What are some /r/incels approved subreddits, forums, websites? +I promised I wouldn't hurt you, but I broke that promise and when I look into your beautiful eyes all I see is flashbacks of tears falling +THERE ARE LOTS OF REASONABLE FEMINISTS, LIKE YOU, BUT THEN THERE ARE THOSE ONE WHO JUST LIKE, HATE MEN. +Based on how many empty corn and bean cans in the trash, we've reached the point in the year where grad students are living in their offices +All the fine bitches i need yall to hit me up my # 562 922 40 guess the last 2 😂 +That's why you need to be arrested, until you stop reading this. +what did the isis member say as he entered the gay bar ? free shots for everybody . +Bryce is so fucking disgusting. I am in fucking tears +"Some darkie just stole my wallet from my pants!" shouted my son. "You really shouldn't say that," I told him. "Say 'jeans' instead, to avoid confusion." +i dont even like.....ja...a.... im sorry i cant say it even as a joke i love jaal no april fools from me +Can't trust these hoes... And when I say hoes I mean dudes to +how do you make an eleven-year-old girl a creampuff? you don't pull out +Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner. +here 's a long series ending with jewish jokes ! how do you start a fight between two catholic priests ? toss a little boy in between them ! who wins the fight ? michael jackson ! how do we know ? jared from subway filmed it ! how do you start a fight between two jewish rabbis ? swap out the boy for penny ! who invented copper wire ? those two jewish rabbis fighting over that penny ! +Before science what did dads say to their children when they asked where baby’s came from? They said, “Here let me show you.” +My Airbnb has a psycho cat that won't let me leave the room.. This sounds like a trained kidnapper cat +i feel like pushing the backs of the people who choose to walk so fucking slowly in front of me.. so annoying +Lucas' attitude is just a no. Hype for no damn reason. And this alpha male title he keeps using to justify his actions 😑 #BKChatLDN +(T37) Blayne Barber makes birdie on hole 14 to move to -2 for the tournament #ShellHoustonOpen #PGATour +Why do cooks always cut off the butt of a turkey before cooking? Because it's dirty, smelly, and wants to separate anyway. +"RT @FIirtationship: i hate when ppl say ""who hurt you"" like BITCH EVERYBODY WHY" +"Just work on being humorous and you can compensate for your looks" -Moron The actual reality is that the more attractive you are, the easier you'll get laughs - for the same reason men laugh at attractive women who aren't funny. +So, here is to hoping I have the same dream tonight I was having last night 😜 #itwasalladream #thatshiphassailed +Jihadis taunting America & spreading paranoia: tents that appeared in a video of a Daesh training camp near Mosul. http://t.co/GH3EbBfB3t +Racist jokes are so mean, I used to have black friends... Until my dad sold them. +Serious question now, why do girls in this day and age feel the need to wear mini skirts and booby tops? Year 9??! +on recognizing a "joke" vs an insult..."Laughing at a dark subject doesn't devalue the subject, it's a form of healing." +How is a joke different from two dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke. +What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits. +what 's worse than toddlers in a barrel ? one toddler in barrels . +so chester bennington is gone it feel so numb +my least favorite parts of halloween are dealing with parents who worry too much about their kids , children who run through the streets . and cleaning all this goddamn blood of my bumper . +And the whole cease and desist letter to The Bullet Club and Young Bucks permitting them to no longer use The #2Sweet Gesture is beyond ridiculous and hideous and WWE wonders why talent doesn't want to work for them +@viking_tiger @Nigel_Farage I hope so to. The more I have found out about the Islamic religion. The less I believe or trust them +Describe how you look 5'5" 97 lbs blue eyes droopy left eye my dark eye circles have dark eye circles both eyes are always bloodshot full lips and also slanted nose looks weird in the middle shaved head straight eyebrows pale as fuck massive forehead acne scars decent jawline but not quite chad tier okay chin can't grow any facial hair almost no body hair +I have SeaMonkey open right now , I 've had it on my computer for about a week now , but I just ca n't get used to using it . +Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of their dogs. +When anyone is ready we are now taking reservations on lots as we speak first come first served contact me for more info . +There are lots of groups who do the suit and tie thing , but they are still haters to the MSM and averge public . +These hoes here mane. You are what you let inside you. Remember. +#resist what a great unifier for USA! Divided we fall, together we stand and prevail! Dems/libs want chaos and yell tostop others opinions +It won't work if you don't smile! +#airbnb a kid in France was rapde by his airbnb host at knife point, fortunately for the boy he could save his life (but not his honor) +what 's a muslim 's favorite shape ? a pentagon +".Can U say, ""I'm not aware of anything directly"" #RinseandRepeat &was Spicey referring to KFC big bucket? #Resist #TrustRussia #RussiaGate" +I nominate Mina Atta as the best egyptian singer 🇪🇬🎤❤️ @dafentcom #DafBama2017_MinaAtta #DafBama2017 #MinaAtta 😘❤ +I was walking home, and found a giant cross next to a burning housing complex. I guess the KKK took a darker turn. +If it didn't work out, then it didn't work out, stop bein a mad hoe and move on +I get to see my bestfriend maybe 5 times a month and that's really fucking pathetic. +What is green, red and goes round and round? Frog in a blender. +Here are a few of my favourites by Dr. Pierce ! +Fam. “@1800deeznuts: Telling bitches you're sterile so you can hit em raw >>>>>>” +Dreams float downstream Stillness is noticing, observing water conforming around legs +Q: Why don't hillbillies get hookers? A: Why go downtown when you can go down the hall!! +RT @KevinHart2ReaI: bitches love "body party" 😻💦👅👄😍💕 but when it's time to take da dick, the party canceled 🙅🍆 FALSE ADVERTISING ASS BITCHES +Whats the worst part about the holocaust Hitler only killed MOST of the Jews +honestly miss getting pics from only one girl and going nuts over it cause i'd always be surprised how she's all mine +I'ma send da bat signal rite before i get back on shithole twitter. +this christmas , i 'm getting a robin williams ornament . if i 'm lucky , it 'll hang itself . +#NFL Wire: Rays DFA Nick Franklin despite hot spring, making 2014 David Price trade look… https://t.co/Z1OjxG61Ht https://t.co/HegN4pQK42 +Thomas predecessor Thurgood Marshall served US Supreme Court with dignity. 1967-1991 he was truly a great man he cared about people. +Also, to the students who kiss eachothers asses to get them to come to gigs lmao I'm not going to ur gig if ur rude all the time +"""My kids are crazy anymore!"". ANYONE ELSE INFURIATED WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE WORD ANYMORE?! I don't understand!!! 😫" +06:00 AM Current Temp: 9.1°C Wind: 1.0 mph Barometer: 1022.5hPa 3hr Trend: +1.1hPa Rain Today: 0.0mm Dewpoint: 7.2°C Dry +RT @Crimefetish: But bitches do that too http://t.co/KWFRABGuwj +I'm going to hang up a pair of stockings - hope to find a nice lass in them when I get up in the morning... +TIL a CDC study claims more men are victims of partner abuse than women : todayilearned +what do you call a black man on a motorcycle ? stop ! thief ! +What do Jews and Tires have in common? They both Screech when you hit the gas +Do you believe in a god( incels only) +I mean. I guess I start using this again, since faggot Facebook blocked me for saying mean things to lady gaga +there 's nothing a white man with a penny hates more than a nigger with a nickel . - chris rock +Bc I got too many bitches 😂😂😂 +Pistols and bad bitches, hustlers and bad business! +The only person that said anything about feeding someone alcohol is YOU. You appear to have done exactly as was suggested in the thread - get drunk together and see what happens. [...] You're just a piece of shit. +"@GraysonDolan ""I just wish I filmed it"" are you fucking kiding me" +Fucking 476/512 Sword elements and no drops since morning yesterday. +I don't know how tall my daughter is So I used a 2 foot stick to measure her height. Turns out, she's 1.5 foot tall. Now I need a knife to cut the extra 0.5 foot that popped out from her head. +The amount of kind words and support we've received from all of you has been immense. Thank you all so very much. +My wife worries our kids are nothing like her I told her not to worry, I can't even tell the difference in bed +That's what normans need to understand The life of an incel is not like that: Mysoginist prick for all of his life ----> he gets no gf It is like that: Years of bullying from boys and girls for ugliness and no gf, see women go for abusive good looking Chad ----> mysoginist blackpilled prick +This lady came into my work. Bought a pizza. Asks why we didnt bake it (we're a take n bake) and tells me she doesnt have an oven at home... +Analysis: Trump's Low Poll Numbers Limit Influence Over Unruly Republicans - NBC News #resist https://t.co/Fye02TABIR +What goes from 0 to 70 MPH? Paul Walker flying out of his Porsche. +PLEASE DONT TEXT AND DRIVE IF YOU HAVE YOUR FUCKING KIDS IN THE CAR +oh fuck i love the mix of china and thai. LUCAS LOOKS SO FINE /okay this is the first time i call him lucas bye +Retweeted Nick Hirshon (@nickhirshon): Excited to be back @StJohnsU for @SJUTorch alumni panel... https://t.co/3VBVjOU198 +i sort of understand where you are coming from but plenty of whites have sold us down the river so to speak although the jew is always in the background its very complicated will we ever find out the truth. somalians = scumalians ! +Longer and unedited recording of the radio show : The Jay Thomas Show : ( Warning : Some Graphic Language ) Tuesday 's Heated Exchange Involving Leith Officials Over Mistreatment Claims by Girlfriend of Kynan Dutton | WDAY | Fargo , ND +I must just say before this thread possibly dies that I have great fear that without action the cause will die along with the rise of multiculturatism +if you're able to watch, CBC (canada) right now has a 1 hour special (8-9pm) on the gender gap in tech and stem...I needed a good laugh tonight, thanks CBC. +Whats the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney +Babies make you lose a waistline 😂😂😂 you don't know if it's just below your boobs or below the tummy itself 😂😂😂 +Why Hitler WAS A Good Person He was generous enough to make 6 million Jewish people toast +Now that's the weird brain-destroying sexism I'm talkin' about! @JoeGallois Call me sexist, but women are not good at high fiving each other +They got some trashy ass hoes out here +What's another term for leaving your dog in a parked car? A Chinese pressure cooker +The fact that film and TV companies can write off sexual harassment settlements as a tax-deductible business expense is proof that the Hollywood sex assault scandal has its roots in corporate greed just like every other company that tries to hold onto every penny while screwing the rest of us. +“@Quis_2TurntUp: “@1017_Sqquad: Iont got no type”bad bitches is the only thing that I like 👯💃💃”aye I'm just living life +Women livid because elderly man's elbow accidentally bumped into JB's chest while eating +I need to think about this. I don't think I like this. +there's also claims that he's made about having a fever... which turned into a heart attack in later tellings of the story? o_O +Don't worry, they don't care what you think. @TommyWard15: Call me sexist but I despise female comedians and female rappers +I've actually noticed that cops tend to share our beliefs more than just about any other government related profession . +"@BeEasyJrizzy: u ever kill a ant on the sidewalk and think damn what if that nigga was on his way to get some pussy"No bs must b >30%chance +I asked my dyslexic mate to get me some adult films starring police officers Dopey bastard brought me some Pop Corn.... +adolf hitler : " i said let 's fly some kites , not let 's fry some kikes ! " +Empathy is the social skill that informs all others for our species. Without it, we forfeit the right to call ourselves human. +K you know my work schedule is fucked up when I still haven't even watch this week's rpdr yet WHO AM I AND WHY +Niggas aint worried bout other niggas messin wit dey hoes. Niggas worried boit hoes messin wit dey hoes +#Hyderabad 1 Unit A+ve blood urgent at Care Hospital Banjara Hills Pls Call 8309984220 Mar 31 @BloodDonorsIn +If Moore was a Democrat, these hit piece stories wouldn't exist. +I hate rod runs now because all the redneck idiotic assholes. +Slap a hoe with a rusty axe ash my blunts on her ass +A thought for the day: “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” — clergyman-author Roy L. Smith +Fun Fact: 2018 is the Chinese Year of The Oven +what 's black and white and red all over ? police brutality . +Yesterday: 2-2, -0.05 units Let's have a big one today! NBA has been red hot 🔥 L3: 11-2, +14.36u L7: 17-8, +14.04u L14: 30-18, +19.63u +bill clintons having a tough time answering this question who chokes more : hillary or monica ? +My girlfriend is a pornstar She will kill me if she finds out +"No Woman would ever take advantage of victimhood status!" +This happened to me too.Some of my friends could not comprehend why I did n't like how some Miss China looked . +what is the difference between a joke and dicks . m ? your mom ca n't take a joke . +They get attitudes like bitches too , i think some of yall niggas need a bra and panties +Lukaku fucked that up! Could have put mirralas through for 0-2 +Whats green and picks cotton A black that got in the paint shed +i asked my brother if he had work today and he said no then I said oh why were u at work then and he said he was workin...... +i'm going to become an alcoholic and a smoker and still be physically healthy alcohol is a great cope +#itssocold When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring! +17 year old Stacy had 20 partners, comments filled with "That's "normal" +Crystal got all the hoes. +So apparently I can’t say the words “black paint” anymore. I now have to say “Jamal, will you please paint this wall for me?” +"Found a Transponder Snail! ""I'll never forget you!!"" Local cook sets sail! https://t.co/qNviLPqO15 #TreCru https://t.co/hrDoNzT7rJ" +A whore walks into a bar.. It's your mother. +Slavery is a word which has special meaning to Americans . +If I ever make a bad post it's because Anderson Cooper was using my phone +What do you do when u don't get ur strip club wages? Shoot up the strip in Vegas ;) + / jokes are plane wrong and whoever disagrees should jump out of a building +Name an activity that 9/10 people enjoy. A gangrape +#FollowFriday @Sockalexis @DemonTwoSix @FeInFL @StarGirlx @JimLosi @RaviCrux @HorrorQueen @lovelymiss @Modem @moriali @kgrace @shadesofsilver +I knew something like this could happen on May 5th American Thinker Blog : Students sent home for wearing American flag on Cinco de Mayo Woooh , the comments section is burnin ' over this Five students sent home for wearing American flag T-shirts on Cinco de Mayo . +A priest once admitted he had sex with a child Had to remind him blacks don't count +i swear im not really that much a taehyung supremist i jjst happened to be listening to that song and i needed to send someone that picture +Wrestling is for people who are big and strong, like boys. +What's the difference between stress and 3 dicks? Your mum can't handle stress. +If you had the chance, would you homeschool your children? +Technology ain't doin nothing, but making these hoes look better +People are like “you’re just lazy” Fuck you. You couldn’t survive a day with my mind you pathetic asshole. +Gosh I'm so fucking irritated I just want to drink a bottle of vodka and pass out +I'm about to say the b-word #Black +why are there never any national football teams for india or pakistan ? beucase everytime they get a corner they setup a shop +What was the Mandalay Bays gun policy as of September 30th? +But not prettier than Amber's. RT @YumiYoko: Her pussy is pretty +One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted. +Who is the most LOVED type of person in the Muslim community? Anyone with a belt....... they heard he was the BOMB +Pregnant woman asked me the directions to the post office and I sent her the wrong way lmao a little exercise never hurt anybody +An interesting discussion on a one-sided need to teach men to satisfy women +ALSO I FORGOT JULIETTE BINOCHE WAS IN IT I ALMOST FUCKING SCREAMED +If the genders of this experiment were reversed nobody would doubt its veracity and it would probably be the top post on TwoX proving why men are more shallow God, I hate this site. +In order to beat Roy Moore, the following forces had to align: -> Democrat establishment -> Republican establishment -> Media establishment Identify who runs all three of those, and you will identify who holds the power in American politics. +What does Houston and a stillborn have in common right now? Both are buried +nasty hoe +As a white nationalist I personally would not pay to watch the likes of that drug addict Amy Winehouse or scum like Rage Against The Machine . +woman : caitlin jenner is so beautiful ! man : well , it 's a good thing you look just like her ! woman : * offended * +I fucking wore heels to go to Walemania. I hate myself. #JanelasSpringBreak +Kanye West is such a disappointment to black people even Martin Luther King would tell to him to sit at the back of a bus. +What's the difference between the hood and fortnite The hood has more than 100 people +how was having sex like my first football game ? i was all bruised and bloody after , but at least my dad came . +A customer at work disrespected our pharmacist and spoke very rude to her and as usual, boss defended customer. I can't wait to quit. +It doesn't make sense to consider street harassment 'real' harassment, or pretty soon men won't even be able to talk to women without it being called sexism. +greatamericandaily.com/trey-gowdy-dropped-a-bombshell-that-ruined-everything-for-this-deep-state-leaker/ … Trey Gowdy appeared on Fox News and demanded that Comey testify and explain himself. +Sadly, my Indian guest on #Volklore to discuss Aryan culture is facing bullying from other Indians who dislike him being friends with white woman and believe Aryans originated in India and the Western academic view on central Asian origin is “racist.” +reminder to all arabcels blackpill does not exclude your women all women are the same your mom fucked chad +When someone I don't like has me blocked or vise versa & people still text me screenshots. No ma'am. 🚮 +What Does the NBA stand for Nothing But Africans +hoes like when you honest, they say it's different. +I wonder why this has been introduced I would n't trust anything that is being taught in our schools - nothing in our schools is for the betterment of our white children and anything that has been newly introduced ( especially in the times we are living in now ) I would be highly sceptical . +What do you call a black mango A black mango you dumb fuck +BILLY: Ma, you watching the show tonight? I don't think I swear in it. MA: That'd be different. #BellevueCBC @janemaggs4 @AdrCMitchell +Its about time we as a nation take matters into our own hands , over throw the government stop the white genocide deport all immigrants and establish a government to help indigenous white Britons rebuild this country . +"A new study released today says teens are not getting enough sleep" - no kidding? Who pays these people to say things that are obvious? +I saw the same textbook picture the other day but for the life of me cannot remember where I was at . +i'm watching Sky High and y'all... Gwen was a senior and Will was a freshman... she was 4 years older than him what!!! +I watched the Dark knight rises in 3D the other day. It looked like someone was actually shooting at me! +Now my side bitch my main bitch Bc my main hoe ain't feeling me no mo. No mo. +the battery in my wife 's vibrator ran out last night so we had to do it the old fashioned way . i 've been picking bits of cucumber out my arse all day . +I lost my black friend in the dark, I lost my white friend in the snow. Wanna know where I lost my Arab friend? ...In an explosion. +never wanna parent bc I don't want nobody to end up mentally fucked up like me +If anybody can email me and let me know how I can get involved please let me know : therealfixxx@hotmail.com I was born in New york city , Im 26 and I did four years in the marines so I have alot to talk about . +After reading the horrible news just now, it maddens me we can’t find a solution to to this problem +Of course your brother would be welcome in our White community . +No if anything it shows that genes play important part in how we behave . +"""At the end of the day he is always going to be MY GARY"" ❤ HASTA LUEGO MARICARMEN. Shippando sin frenos me voy directa contra un muro, fuck" +Sometimes I can't understand why I make these stupid decisions but all I know is I have a excuse for them 🤕💔‼️ +"> someone used the excuse of sharing sexual headcanons to convince me that sexting them and sending them pictures of myself was ""body >" +omg omg omg I think they just asked if obama made ggautoblocker. +It's always way too fuckin cold in these safety council joints. +That's why i could always call SMURF For anything my niggah always there even when im beefing w my baby +what does wind and women have in common ? once it gets to heavy no one really likes it +TFW when your dad has a norwood 1 and full beard at 50 but you have a norwood 3 and can't grow a moustache at 25 Please nuke me and my low T genetically inferior existence +How did everyone know princess Diana had dandruff? She had head and shoulders in the glovebox +how did the police know princess diana had dandruff ? they found her head & amp ; shoulders in the glove compartment . +my wife uses me as an excuse all the time to decline an invitation . she says things like , " i got ta help him with the kids " , " he had a long day at work " , " i do n't want another black eye " +White knights are the real sexists because they treat women like fragile children +Somethings are just fucked up you don't need to be told that's it's fucked up like rape or torture +They just want to smack you when you talk. Period. @__Chris33__ I'm not sexist but I hate when girls talk about sports I just wanna smackem +What's the difference between a kid with cancer and this joke? This joke gets old +so i've been awake since 2:30 a.m bec where i live the UK is 5 hours ahead and i wasn't going to miss @Harry_Styles on @BBCR1 +Its legit over for me Im in so much pain and depression right now +which is why politicians are desperate to brand (unfavourable) media as fake news. Easy tactic to counter the openness socmed has created. +Bill Cosby I bet he's gonna get some puddin' pops with cream in the prison shower. +Bad bitches only +AND I LOVE HOW JINWOO GET A LOT OF LINE LIKE YAS BRUH DO IT BRUH IT'S UR TIME TO SHINE U HAVE UNIQUE VOICE <3 +I would like to keep this thread going for Manolis Turbo who has moved back to his homeland and is at the moment too busy to look after it . +And it will be leaving it a week before the actual election , I hope you are right but you are the first I 've heard to suggest this . +What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby in my basement? Isaac Newton died as a virgin. +Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't know what exactly you found insulting about what was written. Could you please explain? +How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the Rope +There are other ' Games ' , similar to the first you described , eg : 1 ] FIFA , and 2 ] The British FA ...... +Dear God, Help me to understand that difficult times can make me stronger in the end, even though it may not always be easy to see. +The Hangman’s Daughter series by Oliver Potzsch - Highly recommended if you like historical fiction/mystery novels +James O'Keefe gives us the 15 minute warning tweet while wearing a very familiar hoodie while staring at himself in the mirror, I'm guessing Facebook was the target! +what 's the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwich ? i do n't cum in my ham sandwich before i eat it . +Priests are often to as leaders of the community If you’re referring to paedophiles, +a dad went to his daughter's school to see where she had been going after school the school told his "she is not enrolled in any after school activities so she should have gone home after school ends"the father gets suspicions and follows her daughter after school he saw her with a man twice her size and biceps with the size of a branch the father ran back home to get his hand gun to murder that man before he went out with the gun he realized he doesn't want to throw his life away so he decided to hire a pro a guy that charges 100$ per bullet the father told his he wants to murder the guy who is fucking his daughter then asked the pro "what if you miss the shot" pro responded he doesn't miss so he sets up his gun at the roof of the school while the father was waiting at home the pro came back with a fee of 700$ the father outraged yelled "I thought you didn't miss shots" the pro responded one bullet per person +All it take is for one bitch to open her mouth and niggas start fuckin up. +your not gonna change a nigga.he is who he is either you accept it or you dont. you cant turn silver into gold.🤷🏽‍♀️😴 +2 of the 3 CNC machines in the BG of Apple’s PR photos today were crazy high-end things even I had to call people to ask about… +i hate when people say hitler did nothing wrong . he lost . obviously he did somethings wrong . +Anyone has some links to life fuel or suicide fuel? +[831m/ehrr] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE WORLD IS FULL OF LOVE…—I FUCKED UP IN MY PHONE WHO'S REALLY THE UNTRUSTWORTHY ONE—… +I'm in Australia and I want it to be done and over with , my mum is constantly going on about the Olympics like it 's a big deal . +Driving to Richmond, sharing real-time road info with wazers in my area. ETA 2:29 AM using @waze - Drive Social. +What’s a similarity between a dog and my children? They both whine when they want out of their cage. +I run a small crew of Skinheads in the Vancouver / Portland area . +"My cuñada ft me at the bar and she's talking to the security saying "" this is my sister in law I love her so much she's so pretty """ +These hoes really make me laugh lol +I saw the movie Valkyrie with Tom Cruise in the lead role . +ANTIFA is just as much a terrorist group as ISIS. +Can't wait for trap music to be unpopular, it's fucking gash +haha; im a 19 y.o white male from newcastle area - but im moving back to sydney very soon ( west sydney im afraid lol ) +My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked "is that the best you can do" +Guys. Remember to always stay positive & believe in your dreams. It is possible to reach what you thought was impossible. Just believe💚🌈 -K +Where's YOUR mother? @LOTRQuotes69 Tell your mom I left her money on the counter.Also ask her where my sandwich is! #NotSexist #SoryNotSorry +You don't even have to change a damn thing with the character. You just make him fucking villainous. +the death penalty for terrorists is being . . iscussed in parliament and the house of lords again . those suicide bombers must be shitting themselves . +People believe childrens day is celebrated 9months after valentines Its actually people waiting 3 months before the day of love +Why are Jews not allowed to drive cars in Germany? They contain too much sulfur. +“@__nijel: This hoe Mimi said "I hurt my hand" 😑”😂😂😂 bitch her throat 😂😂 +Definitely made it my business to watch @MakeupShayla Snapchat on a daily! It's like I'm working out with her, but she's seeing results 💁🏽😂💕 +Well face it, whenever you see a guy with a rag on his head on the street you get a bit nervous, you know? +Why is it wrong for a jew to eat pigs Because canablism is wrong +``Lookhow my family is growing - two new fellas and a baby on the way ! +Baker Mayfield: Yet another star tonight when Romo's camp leaked he comes, Bron. Sunday against Harden the target LaVar Ball +This is a conversation between me and my high school math teacher. Me:: Mr K., I failed my driving test on Friday. My teacher:: Of course you did. You're a girl. It left me feeling very hurt. +How does an Ethiopian climb a tree? By the ribs of his mother. +RT @Fyffey1875: Ya fucking dancer 💚 Ggtth https://t.co/fo3Kdp1xHn +People come and people go but I don’t ever want to say goodbye to you I only ever want to say goodnight +Got made fun of by my professor during tutoring She said i ask too many questions and everyone laughed at me +Sister Maria Theresa is the 73rd Sorcha Faal of the Sorcha Faal Order, Elected as Mother Superior 3 Feb 07 The name, Sorcha Faal, comes from the ancient Gaeilge branch of the Goidelic languages of Ireland and has the meaning of: Sorcha, She Who Brings Light, and Faal, the Dark and Barren Place. +@Aydren cause you're a sexy bitch +Back in the office today after spending yesterday learning useful techniques for supporting managers' evidence/info needs +A man says to a waitress I’ll have the spicy sauce because I’m well hard Waitress: How hard? Man: harder than a priest in an orphanage. +"RT @andresmdaz: This is my college. These folks make me feel sick to my stomach. ""He will not divide us?"" YOU assholes divided us! https://…" +Is that couple in the second picture with the dark yellow background an Asian female with a White male or is it something that looks like it designed to send the same message ? +Slowly making my way through a Romanian Bible I got for my birthday in July . +perhaps @a @u a 'World News' Category & 'Space' +I have a great jawline but I'm still incel what gives? +A English teacher taught German kids English and taught then one letter everyday. Day 1 was for words that began with A. Day 2 was B. Day 3 was C. But then he wondered... How would they handle D Day? +Oh my Tony Rodd runs a restaurant in fucking Shoreditch. There's a surprise #MasterChef +If you're in a wheelchair... Is everything considered a drive-thru? +...mating with other mulattos would be ideal , but since there are n't huge numbers of mulatto children compared to those of Whites or blacks I 'd rather see them up with blacks so that White bloodlines stay intact . +So do the teachers in the public schools in the South hold liberal views in their private life as well , or are they conservative in private life and then knowingly lie to the kids in school ? +i like my wine like i like my sex partners years old and directly from the basement . +I'm basically going on a tourist trip ahahahah this is golden Thank you based academia You're shit but sometimes you're not so shit +RT @MsSceneAmerica: IMAGINE MY FUCKING SHOCK https://t.co/NjtlVe37Ap +Following the example of the pedophile prophet Mohammed in every detail, one ISIS militant is marrying a 7 year old child in Mosul. #Islam +So, I had an argument with my little sister. I told her technically it is not pedophilia if child is dead first. But she refused to be a voice of reason and kept screaming i don't want to die you pedophile. +😼🐘🌎HEYO we used to go to st. Clare together LMAO idk if u remember that... ur friends with my friends so u must be cool :) u Gucci 😤😤💯 +I wish faggots like @tyga would stop making music, rack city was fucking awful. Get the fuck outta michigan. +What’s the difference between E.T. and a Muslim refugee E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to return home +A lot of man-hating cruelty and female unhappiness could be avoided if we all accepted the biological truth that male desire is focused through the eyes while female desire is focused through the ego heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/12/28/female-social-rank-is-irrelevant-to-male-mate-choice/ +Ho do you blow up India Press the red button +Let Me Go By My Man Girl ; You Hoes Miserable On God 😹😘 +More likely they 're afraid of having to marry and deal with a snotty GI-Jane-dyke , only to be dragged into court and have the kids and house taken a few years later . +If someone buys my DNA test kit, I'll kick @alternative_right in the nuts in my dreams and thank you for it. +I like my women like I like peanuts butter. Just bought it, with my dick in it. +“I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way.” ― Voltaire +I was playing baseball with my brother and i hit him with the bat My mom called it an abortion +Christmas, the time of year we celebrate the saviour of Christianity by eating a Halal turkey +do you know why the kinder egg is black from the outside and white from the inside because if it was black from the inside it would have stollen the toy and run +Well, the entire world is being brain-washed by Judeo-American films , today everyone has a Jew in every corner of your house . +REAL men don't wear pink They eat it +Bluepillers say women finding only 1% of males attractive is perfectly normal, effectively admitting hypergamy and lookism are true +Whats the best thing about fucking 21 year olds? There's 20 of them. +Once you go black You get scars on your back. +you what is good about people with down syndrome ? just watch the disney movie cars with it and then go to a freeway , tell it the cars just want a big hug and the problem will fix itself . +why do girls get belly button rings ? so you can hang an air freshener +Is that only me think that Google Doodle celebrates too many female scientists and activists? +RT @thethickway: I like nasty shit period https://t.co/enZvkwwPos +If you have to ask, you'll never know. @RapperGuyDMV Bruh I'm not sexist but is the WNBA that entertaining?? +I was gonna show my 2 girlfriends each other b cause I was done cheating but I forgot They can see each other on both sides on my basement +I just watched a bunch of idiots on Rt. 22 fail to understand the concept of moving out of the lane when an ambulance is coming... +The Telegraph Manufactures a Controversy with Sparse Journalism and a Click-Bait Title (on Men in the UK “Having to Prove That a Woman Said ‘Yes’ to Sex” and More) ~ FETHEZ HUB [ FEMITHEIST DIVINE ] +happy chinese new year enjoy the traffic free drive to work ! ( meant to post this yesterday ) +So I had a tweetstream earlier in which I became my own worst nightmare and threw some shade on the music theory community. + Just a partial list of the Dem playbook for 2020...... Getting up in the morning is racist Breathing air is racist Getting in your car is racist Having breakfast is racist Being born is racist Getting a degree is racist Taking a shower is racist Smiling is racist Integrity is racist👍🏻😎 +"Westbrook just mouthed ""motherfucka!"" after those back to back 3's...one of the many reasons he deserves to be MVP #MVP" +All these Hoes fuckin ! But they don't wanna seem like a hoe you gotta hit them ona D LO ! +Why do you think evolution works against men who are risk averse or have high social inhibition? +what 's the scariest thing about a white man in prison ? you know he actually did it . +.@Wavinator @CHOBITCOIN I love HTs like this...I just spin the gallery on my tablet like the Price Is Right wheel and use whatever comes up. +Life only gets harder. Get over it. +emergency door on planes it has all the do not open while in flight signs on it because you know someone somewhere turned to his wife and said honey i ’ll be back in a minute +If you saw a black man’s cock go from limp to erect... ...would you call it The Dark Knight Rises? +| Hey! Look I'm in need of - a Regina, Henry, Cora -RP is based off the Fic PopcornLove -Feel free to Dm me if your interested -RT pls!!!♥️ +Nice that the #GOP is happy 2 tolerate a treasonous Prez so they can dismantle all the progressive work of the last 8 years. Nice morals GOP +Black bitches don't be kickin up in our school. Bitches still comin wit durags still on they head nd shit. +Random Serious Question What is the quickest way for me to earn $600? +How do you make a gay guy have sex with a woman? Take a shit in her cunt * Courtesy of Jimmy Carr +There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. ― Lily Tomlin +i had a dream my mom let me keep a baby pit and i was so sad when i woke up and realized that would never happen +did you know that today was june h or [ removed ] +Where did Little Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere. +I like my women like I like my wine 7 years old and in my seller +What do you call a school shooting victim who becomes a prostitute? A Sandy Hooker +i hate russian dolls . their so full of themselves . +Only bitches talk shit +Racist jokes are so mean, I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them... +You realize most people who cut hair are women, right? @Jovvven: I have yet to meet a woman who can cut a good haircut #notsexist +Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I wonder What you Are Watching me up in the sky As I help this fellow die Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I wonder What you Are +THESE TWO ASSES WHO ALWAYS ARGUE ARE HATED BY EVERY NEIGHBOUR THAT LIVES ON THIS GOD DAMN STREET +Why doesn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he doesn't like poles +When does a black kid go to school? When it's under construction. +Y'all men need to watch these "cream pies" bitches be having yeast infections & on a 7 day monistat treatment. Know the difference +I think we need to stand our ground and send our enemies away . +White people may not be able to say the N Word... But at least we can say "Hey dad." +"hahaha sex and relationships don't matter that much, you can be happy without them" \>gets depressed for months after finding his girl cheating on him with Chad \>gets sad that his girl broke up with him \>has long term depression because he's single \>enjoys sex but won't admit it in an attempt to pretend he's helping +This is What Happens When You're Incel The biggest whore in the school (seriously) posts "party on saturday, hmu for details" on her story Your fellow Incel 'hits her up' Your fellow Incel gets left on read +I hate seeing happy people i hope they all die +One of the astro chads got a truck Wtf is this shit, did i just witness that for reals? +Excited to go full on Forrest Gump @PongSocialClub with some great people. I apologize in advance for how aggressive I might get. +you know what they say about / jokes . they 're just plane wrong +Called my mom cause I fucked my gravy on my chicken fried steak and I needed her advice to help me fix it... +We've all got that racist relative that needs to be shouted down, from experience a prepared speech delivered at a crescendo is the best way +hi. i live in florida. dont worry i dont have a boyfriend. not that no one will ask me out , but they are all * * * * * * lovers . +How do you know when your sister is on the rag? Your dad's dick tastes funny. +What has 837 legs and 59,406 teeth? The World Trade Centre evidence repository. +RT @rockiefresh: If ya chick always getting into it wit other bitches u gotta tell her that shit ain’t fly, and it’s costly +Doctor:: When did you adopt? My blonde Caucasian Mum:: I'm sorry? Doctor:: (nods at me) Mum:: Oh, she's mine. Doctor:: (sighs) How old was she when you adopted her? Mum:: (impatiently) Her father's Japanese. Doctor:: I can see that, but WHEN did you adopt her? Mum:: Are you that daft? Doctor:: What? Mum:: Look, give me your pen and paper. I'll draw you a cartoon how her father and I made her. I promise I won't make it too smutty. Mum and I in an examination room with a new doctor at our local health clinic when I was 11. +My Patreon is acting weird. Just got a monthly payment (yay!) but when I go to "how I get paid", it says I need to become a creator. +Thank you for posting this ! this disgusting lie will hopefully one day be addressed and corrected , at that point I would hope the world will see the Jews for what they really are . +I'm not allowed to use any negro inventions ? +Doesn't society's acceptance of makeup for women give them a gender imbalance and greater attractiveness in aggregate over men, therefore inequality? +OKAY BUT I JUST REALLY REALLY WANT WONWOO TO EAT WELL AND GAIN SOME MUSCLE BECAUSE THATD BE SO GOOD HIS HEALTH. PLEASE. +never trust a hoe +Slide in that hoe DM's like 🏂🏂🏂 +Your gonna get beat up by guys ! Thats messed not even the sorenyos kids at my school hit girls unless its their whore ! +I went into the kitchen for the first time yesterday My dad told me I was offside (I'm a male) +What did Jesus say to the Indians? Don't do anything til I come back... +Literally can't believe I bought a ticket to minus zero and booked a place today holy shit what is my lofe🙊😻🙌🏼 so grateful rn +What do you think the world will look like if feminists win? +what do you get when you cross a jew with a muslim ? nuclear fucking holocaust +OPSEC Is A Jewish Trick, a short story by White Nationalism 1.0. +I don't want no boof hoes or no burnt girls ! +what do you call a black alien ? nigga from neptune . +What’s the difference between jam and jelly? i can’t jelly my dick inside a child. +On a pasta sauce recipe being passed down in my family, Grandma (to sister):: Someday your mom will teach you how to make it! Grandma (to brother and me):: And she'll teach your wives how to make it too. I'm 16, male. My brother has shown an interest in cooking. +Imagine living in a white country where white advocacy is frowned upon...oh, wait +What's the difference between a baby and Play-Doh? Play-Doh is not to eat +Me:: I'm Cherokee. Friend:: Oh, what percentage Cherokee are you? Me:: I'm 100% Cherokee. Friend:: But you look so light-skinned! Me:: I'm a citizen of the Cherokee Nation. Citizenship doesn't come in percentages. I am 21, male, in Oklahoma, May 2011. I felt invisible as a Cherokee person. +Benzema has been so good these last few games. Slowly going back to his A game, let's hope he can keep this up for the rest of the season +This sub is growing INSANELY fast What should we do to celebrate 20,000 subscribers? +I'll keep this song on repeat till the day I fucking die +Black incels, dressing like a thug will not help you Remember, even if you dress the part you can't act it, best to LDAR and hope to get lucky one day +Franken: Proven Moore: Speculation Democrat/RINO/Globalist/McConnell Worst Nightmare: Franken Resigns Moore Gets Elected If Franken resigns that sets a precedent we really don't want, Dems will use to great advantage Franken is a Dem albatross, he needs to stay and let MN vote him out eventually +Just now learning about the Ghomeshi trial in class and now I'm fucking furious +You can't just quit in the middle of a fucking job. That's the sort of thing women do. Are you wearing a skirt? +RT @NooWorrriess: "Girls who vape>>" only faggots say some pussy shit like that I swear. +MY HUMOUR IS FUCKED CUZ I ACTJALL HATE MY FUCMING LIFE +Fucking anyway "Either we fucking or i'm fucking" Last thing i told my 6 yo slave girls before her intestins roll out with my dick like a sock +what do terry fox and hitler have in common ? neither could finish a race . link for non - canadians : +I lost my job today as a school cook! The head teacher said i had to give the kids spotted dick for lunch. I drastically miss understood what she ment. +If female voters were discounted, Labour would have won every election since 1945. +GAB RUNNNG VERY SLOW - Anyone else got this issue? +i like my women how i like my vegetables . in a wheelchair drooling . +Is too heavy!!!! Eye cream is not re-packaged heavy moisturizer!!! Not everything in the goddamn world is a gimmick!!!! +If you've a diabetic family member you could suggest them to start including chia seeds in their diet. Mom also drinks green apple & celery +How do people feel about circumcision for medical reasons such as Phimosis +vp mike pence mistakenly tried to stop chris brown he heard brown was trying to give women rights +When Reagan died, he had 2-3 weeks of nonstop funeral coverage. When Thatcher died, Brits partied in the streets. +What do a pregnant teenage girl and her baby have in common? They're both thinking, "Oh God, my mom is gonna kill me." +"You assholes and your janky, ornamental ""fake"" trees. I hate you all. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻" +Pressure. Applied. Gushue with three rocks in tough places as Edin gets set to throw his last. #cbccurl +3,000 Houston Firefighters Told To Stay Home During Hurricane Harvey: Reports Houston Fire Department has just six rescue boats and wasn’t equipped to handle major flooding events like Hurricane Harvey. +How many goths does it take to make a tree fall over? Depends where on the tree they hang themselves. +jews vs handguns what's the difference between a jew and a handgun? the bullet comes out of the chamber +Can someone pls tell me why my annoying ass has a crush on someone omg I gtg. +So during my conversation with my sister I learned some news that made my whole day.... next tweet because I like suspense... +what does the middle school history teacher always have a hard time explaining to black kids ? the term " founding fathers " . +My (white) boss, about an African American student:: She had a nice headband, but she had clearly not styled the back of her hair. It looked all wild. +That is again where the EEOC comes in. They look at the overall make up of the company race and gender wise, if the company is disproportionately made up of women, then the man would win the discrimination suit if an equally qualified woman was hired over him for the position. +Remember, it's very important that you demonize people with mental illness while also shaming them for receiving treatment. +No, it's a man's job. +Abraham Lincoln isn't famous for being the first Republican president or the first president to be assassinated. No, he is most famous for being the first animal rights activist. +Are there outtakes to Diners, Drive-ins and Dives where Guy Fieri is violently shitting himself because he ate too many ghost peppers? +White bitches be lovin da colored men +I like my women like I like my Dog.... On a leash +My brother passed knowing they was the Oakland Raiders not gay ass Las Vegas raiders worst week of my life 💔😩😔 +Dad:: Crime isn't caused by poverty. It's only caused by greed. Mom:: And most crime is between black people. While casually playing board games. Made me feel hopeless. +There are 2 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton Mexican tap water and a cocktail from Bill Cosby +1997: Labour MPs decide to let massive amounts of non-white immigrants into Britain 2017: Labour MPs demand You Tube take down videos about White Genocide. +Mediterranean diet combined with running 6 miles (10 KMs) per day. +"""He's not quite as happy go-lucky as a golden retriever, but he's like a beagle or something"" #quotesfromkath" +omg I am listening to an apple genius dude tell this old woman how to use email and it is adorable. +What do black kids get for christmas? Your bike. +RT @ilovemilajade: Today I fucked @CallieKlein143 with a ps4 controller. 😈 (Snapchat: mila-jade) https://t.co/tetLz74vO4 +This nigga solving rubik cubes doing magic tricks & he still ain't getting no pussy 😂😂😂 +.@Shermertron @HumanistFury ...that having different standards for white/black is racist? Not "equal" at all...? Nope. @jennykutner @Salon +We have to get back to our countries being for our race , the same as every other race 's country is for them . +What is the difference between a muslim and a Latina One blows you for good and one blows up for good +lpt : when a conversation with an acquaintance becomes silent and awkward , simply ask . " so . you ever had your s / o shit in a pair of pantyhose , then beat ya with em ? " +The ones who come here starting with "Former incel here.." must be insta banned +Locum doctor:: So what job do you do? Me:: I'm the director of an organisation that promotes awareness of the needs and rights of older people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans. Doctor:: Well I can't see the point of that. I mean, I'm a Christian and I believe being gay is a sin, but I am not going to treat you any differently because of that. I was so stunned I didn't do the answer I thought of later:: 'You just did.' In London, 2008. Made me feel shocked - especially as when you are patient talking about your health problems you feel more vulnerable, perhaps less defended. +There use to be meetings here then it got down to one a year at folk fest now , I do n't know of any get togethers in South Florida . +Thanks for the recent follow @theflyawayband @IshaanSayed @SATISHSDHOTRE1 Happy to connect :) have a great Wednesday. +I was looking forward to watching the #boatrace but NOT with fucking @clarebalding commentating.....I'd rather stuck pins in my eyes!😠 +They sometimes ride the ice south ... they turn up in Iceland once in a few years and I think they are common in Svalbard with its frozen sea . +Which mean you hoes too STUPID ion want it around me #youhavejustbeenBLOCKED 🚧 +They also love to add 10 years to my age. Which doesn't bother me. I grew up envious of UNIX beards. +If you can you should donate to Judge Roy Moore +Honestly if they ever fired them I 'd expect they 'd do more damage to themselves since the average negro lacks the intellect for basic firearms training . +Depending on which part of Scotland you 're going to I might have some bad news for you about the Kaffirs . +Descending into uncertainty is a healthy journey today, even i... More for Gemini https://t.co/PumvTNfZmt +I like my girls how I like my chicken As white meat nuggets. +My review of Kindle Voyage: a resounding 'meh' +Online harassment takes many forms. Some is actionable, by the service provider (ToS) or law enforcement. +a bitch can have two black eyes, bloody lip, scalp bleeding, bruises, and a broken arm and still be like "but i love him!" lmao +I have lived in Mexico for 16 years and yes , it was too hard being surrounded by so many brownies ( mestizos and indigenous ) . +!!!!!!! RT @UrKindOfBrand Dawg!!!! RT @80sbaby4life: You ever fuck a bitch and she start to cry? You be confused as shit +tbh, people i befriend in social media are more genuine that people i befriend in real life. that is based on my own experience tho. +"RT @torsoboy323: ""Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. "" - Oreo R&D Team after making FUCKING OREO FLAVORED OREOS!!!…" +nobody understands me besides my day 1 bitch, please come back bc I'm tired of these females thinking they know me. +the balloons flicking about the place were integral to #totp. Would have been staid without them. #AgainstModernPopShows +.@MSharkess @CriticalKelly @MensHumanRights @robinashe @RampaigerA79 @Mislu_Kravin ...I was waiting for her answer to use that exact line. +【定期[説明]】nowplaying Vocal/Arrange - Title / Album Title or nowplaying Arrange - Title / Album Title +How are school shooters and great drinking buddies alike? They both say "Last round's on me" +literally feels so good that Will now has a more economical car and he can do so many miles on such little fuel😭 (aka he can see me more xx) +What is the difference between an indian man and an indian woman. The man can choose when to lose his virginity. +Co-worker at lunch:: "I really messed up this curry I tried to make this weekend." After a pause, four people turn to me. I am South Asian, but I am not an authority on curry, nor do I know how to make it. +What do we call a sportscar on the wrong side of the highway? McSkillet +On behalf of the majority #PopularVote in America that didn't vote 4 @realDonaldTrump plz accept our apologies @un @usbotschaft @GerardAraud +i already said it on discord and i guess i should say it here: @starsmileyx and I are now officially in a relationship! ❤️ +What do you call the Black Incredibles? The Arrestables +Dad:: You saw Zero Dark Thirty right? Who's in it? Me:: Jessica Chastain. She's the agent who tracks Bin Laden. Dad:: But who's the male lead? Me:: There is no male lead. Dad:: *shocked* There's no male lead?!" Said during a family dinner His reaction was a crappy reminder that as a man (and a white one at that) he almost always gets to see himself in the lead character in movies, something that as a woman I don't often get to do. +Saudi cleric: "sun revolves around the earth." Now you can understand why madrassa graduates have no skill but Jihad. #Islam #science +What’s the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There’s twenty of them. +Tomorrow I head to Canterbury to see if i can get my hair fixed! This is gonna be a big day! and i'm so excited +Please excuse my bitch ass phone it's been a hoe lately +Sometimes I fucking hate spring&summer because of these noise from the ice cream trucks. I'm tired of reporting them. Yet they keep coming.😡 +"""Now is the time for fresh thinking, new ideas and a greater sense of respect and passion."" - Brian Colbert" +ugh these fake nerd guys that don't even know who wonder woman is. +How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick +Whatever happens in #Yemen, when it is over the country will be in the hands of one Islamofascist group or another. #Islam +@ColemanESPN @Ronaldellis81 oh Freddie, I know dog! Just mind-blowing that some feel that way. No way Freddie comes with that take! +People say "There's safety in numbers" I happen to know of six million jews that would disagree. *creds to whoever first said this, idk his name. But it wasn't in the group so I figured I'd share.* +White knight cuck from /r/FA got offended by /r/incels, how cute is that +I heard whites could purchase land off each other if they wanted to move into Orania . +did you watch nbc this morning ! yeah , so did matt lauer . +Hahaha high school what a joke more like fake bitches an dumb niggas gather here +You know, it's just - if two women walk in, it kind of discredits us as a firm. +How can you be a Muslim and feminist at the same time? +It is a noble idea but I would rather stay here in mostly white Missouri then move to 35 % black South Carolina . +Welcome to Stormfront Ireland Ive seen the numbers at the bottom of a lot of posts , its just some kind of moderators code . +Trying to play nicely with others on the same areas of code is a learning experience. DevOps did not prepare me for this. +I like my girls like i like my cheese 7 years old and imported in a crate from Mexico +How do you pick up a Jewish girl? with a broom and a dustpan +ok but I made it very clear that Adrian was my man.. & as soon as she saw that I was recording him, she stares to cover her phone +stamp if my nigga want me to be nasty all he gotta do is play some partynextdoor & it's a wrap 😏 +Why are all the School Shooters White? Because the bl*ck kids are already shooting each other in the streets. +Smile, gorgeous! +Dirty hoe +I'm raising money for charity, it's a safe house for child abusers: Child Abusers Safe House, make checks payable to CASH and send them to me +🙌 RT @iDO_me2: this vodka be having all the hoes bent over😩💃 +Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She forgot her seatbelt +You don't HAVE to say it. You showed yaself. RT @UptownRaised: Bitch nobody said I did now shut the fuck up that fat made you retarded @VofD +Every girl is a squirter If you cut the right artery +I hate er chase because if the Bitch that works there she's literally evil +VodafoneIN: satish6389 We'll inform the respective team and make sure that your issue has been solved soon. - Rahul +I heard Avicii has died... Wake me up when its all over. +What do you call a person with no legs and no arms? The perfect meat for a rubber and concrete sandwich. +We have @crashoverridenw, an invaluable resource that provides emotional support for targets of harassment. +Greece's problem has been too much government destroying the private sector. So they voted to make kill of what's left of their revenue base +My resident just stepped on my finger with her fucking cast 😡 +"RT @ElleOfTwoCities: .@kendricklamar is ""so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop"" and yet, women #onhere are dragged for body hair and a…" +What did the sad boy do when he failed to find a Valentine's date? kill 17 people in Florida +The difference here & what sets Q apart from MSM is that he is vindicating each report before it happen while reassigning each reader to becoming a truth seeker which the same can't be said of the MSM +How many small children does it take to suck a dick properly? I don't know. Let me count... +19 year old male:: I hate this music. It's so gay... are you gay? Me:: Uhm, yes actually. 19 year old male:: No, you're not. Really? Me:: Yes, really. [pause] 19 year old male:: So you're bisexual? I am a 21 year old female, at a friend's birthday party. Made me feel never recognized. +I'm surprised the Montreal flag gives pride of place to the English St Geroge 's cross . +80 fucking yard ramp? Jesus Fucking Christ! #Wrestlemania +I raped that test! +End of the financial year is approaching and work cannot be anymore busy. Oh and the bonus scheme completion date is also approaching 🔥🔥🔥🔥 +i'm a hypocrite i mean EVERYONE is, but i really don't judge ppl and have learned not to care what they do bc it's THEIR life not mine! +I can honestly say that I have smoked weed and drank as a kid with many groups of WHITE guys and nothing like this EVER came close to happening ! +Seen hundreds of outraged posts/comments about this Pepsi/Jenner thing. Still yet to see one link to what the hell it is though. +Why is an aspirine white? Because it works. +"#BREAKING Police seize ballot boxes at Catalan polling stations: official" --AFP +What is with liberals and needing to be watched while they jerk off? +"""Chemical weapons base"". "" CNN journalist"". It wasn't a CW base idiot https://t.co/nfoHgveSZv" +Some anime is definitely an acquired taste ; kind of like watching those old kung fu movies ... the campiness becomes the attraction . +"""Schools need to ACTUALLY TEACH civic literacy. Our educational institutions are not putting enough emphasis on civic literacy""-Ahmad Ward" +Why do poles only eat cupcakes? Because they are traumatized by their country being split like a cake! +Doctor, taking an eye exam, making conversation:: How long have you had your hair that short? Me:: A while. I'm thinking about shaving it for summer. Doctor:: Really? And what does your boyfriend think about that? Me:: ...I'm probably not going to have a girlfriend before college. +What's the difference between a baby and a paper airplane One glides if you chuck it off a building +Where are you parked? +"personality matters, you guys dont get laid because youre assholes" +Generation X scientists have perfected the science of human immortality but they're holding it back until all the Baby Boomers die, for the sake of humanity +I setup a boxing club for my children to learn self defense. I had a club and the children had gloves , last child standing wins. +Feminism: it's actually a lot worse than you ever thought +Arod like ugly bitches that like to fuck +What did Hitler say while filling up his car I don't use this kind of gas +How to perform the world's cheapest magic trick? Place a black guy in a room and turn the light off. +The Male "pill" may be here sooner than you thought. +This is legitimately fucked up https://t.co/robtLcu0fk +What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? The Boston Bombers ended an entire race. +"And now I'm back to playing ""Nioh"" and man I love this game! Only stopped because of LOZ 😂 but I'm back it and reached that CRAZY final boss" +a group of women chartered a fishing boat to go out and have some fun they were chums +Nazi pop Made with 100% concentrated juice. +Yall are taking opportunities for the wrong fucking reasons, think you sound nice after that huh? Sweetie watch in the mirror... +What do you call a rapper with no feet? Lil' Legs +What does the B in Africa stand for? Education. +I like my kids like I like my coffee Grounded. +what 's the national bird of syria ? the m reaper . +Which is worse, balding with normie features or subhuman with thick beautiful head of hair? +Small blackpill I was studying with my friend tonight who is a Stacy, and she said something to the effect of "people look for good genes when dating, they are thinking of how good their potential offspring will be." +Should Danny Williams get his paternity test from Bill Clinton? +RT @SQUAREUPCHARLiE: (508): I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass https://t.co/skztJvjnfc +A negro teacher forced a five year old white boy to stand in front of his class . +These videos are great in that they are just long enough to get in all that is needed on a particular subject and just short enough to keep it on point and interesting . +Up at 5am........ worth every minute of loss sleep!!! 😍didn't want him to leave tho!! #boyfriendvisits #cuddles #work #grrrr +... work hard for her & never complain. She's the reason for everything great in me..she inspires me. I cherish her. +I just hate how niggas be wearing jordan sweat pants with some sketchers shoes :( like Brodie you wanna use my sneakers ? 😥🤔 NO SW@G 🚫 +What do you call 2 niggers fucking? Fucking niggers +idc what yall say, but pitbull had the fucking bangers +We can't get him that. Put it back, it'll make him gay. +You'll have no problems getting interviews because of who you are. +When .....I ask When........is this March on Dc +What do blackjack, a sock and a 12 year old have in common? I’ve busted in all 3. +I was raping this woman the other day, when she cried "please ,think of my children" KINKY BITCH! +a statistic says of teens play video games . but what about the teens in africa ? there are no teens in africa . +Just an example of Our local economy and employment opportunities here . +Many thanks Dr. Duke on behalf of all us internet radio addicts , your DavidDuke.com interviews are always very much appreciated ! +AS in Business Admin , bachelors may have to wait because the college system in California is falling apart fast with tuition skyrocketing and admission shrinking . +Today has been one bad ass day let me say is it beer thirty yet 😎😎😎😎 +Sluttiness is just a sign of desperation, but its not like I don't like it. +Why did the Nigerian kid get beaten by his dad? He ate the last grain of sand. +Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people. +How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? WHO LET MONKEYS INTO THE HOUSE?!? +That’s got to burn Husband: I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me sad and happy at the same time Wife: I think I can Husband: go on then Wife: you have a bigger penis then all your friends +#MadeInAmerica #MAGA The White House‏ This week we're honoring the incredible workers & companies who make #MadeInAmerica the world standard for quality & craftsmanship. +Professional Magic: The Gathering Player Receives Lifetime Ban for Sexual Assault +You know what i hate more than black people? Nothing. +What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill? Prison break. +What should be done about the ongoing normie invasion of r/Incels? +Urge was a strange movie but I watched it until the end +"""Why did the chicken crossed the road? Cause you didn't fucking cook it."" - @GordonRamsay" +this is also despicable and fucking lousy, and to an even greater extent than anything Obama ever did or didn't do. trump is a eunuch. +"@Crazy4ComicCon I love that he goes ""unfollow"" & then proceeds to continue posting on the page. 🙄" +"LMAAOOOO this girl in the break room just said ""carnage is fucking sick"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" +Only through true pain will you understand true peace Merciful gift from God But he cannot approve If he cannot forgive All our tribute for null +Joke: design a anti gravity blanket with the engine about 4 feet3, and it ganerates the signals to anti gravity. We can move 10 tonnes rock +I find this particularly revolting ...... my late father owned a retail hardware store for awhile .... I was mixing paint at age six ..... and our town , clientele , etc. , was White ... +"@BleedingKunai honest. He shared a lot with her yet she couldn't quite trust him. It broke a little.""I believe you.."" He said and scooted-" +The person blood and honour interviewed claimed that their are no white power groups in ireland at the moment . +If I had a dollar everytime someone called me inconsistent There are four dead hookers in my basement +CGG, you and I have many of the same tastes . +Idc I care for people who I used to be so close to. Once I'm close to someone I'm always close to them no matter if we fade or not. +"Alyssa had one martini & we're walking to the car & she says ""I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda tipsy, it's alright though I'm good to drink""" +I would rather have my daughter get pregnant at 16 than for her to use birth control to get fucked by guy after guy without getting pregnant +It's okay to have an unpopular opinion but now you're trying to pass it off as fact, and factually speaking your statement is incorrect. I would agree that Em is the greatest white rapper of all time, and a top 5 rapper of all time, but to say he's the only good white rapper shows a complete ignorance to the genre. [...] And him being "motivational" has nothing to do with his talent, I mean Lil Yachty is motivational ffs +It's bittersweet for sure, and at times I found it difficult to watch, but if this was Taker's last go, he gave all he had. #WrestleMania +Alright Ladies & Gents Getting Prepared To Catch Up And Share Some NWA Wrestling On Here My Beautiful Friends +If you are a virgin by age 18 you may as well just end it No femoid on earth is willing to sleep with an adult male virgin, no matter what the roastie sluts on this sub and cucktears will tell you +i fucking hate my body im fucking ugly and disgusting and nobody is helping im turning off my fucking phone bye +It may be April 1 but some girls really have cut off their hair & look awesome Acting on impulse on All Fools day is a good idea. Snip snip! +"@VisualCap Not wanting to leave behind family is an ""excuse"" according to you. Are you a freakin insect?" +DAILY REMINDER THAT EVERYBODY WHO HAS/HAD A GIRLFRIEND IS NORMALTRASH AND SHOULD FUCK OFF FROM MY SUBREDDIT +What’s the best thing about dating twenty one year olds There are twenty of them +Nike gon quickstrike release them royal 1's sometime later this month, like a random Tuesday 1pm type shit lol gotta be ready +it's all downhill from here i've never enjoyed living in this world +FUCK I just remembered i have a morning class tomorrow and a mock exam I am going to drop out of college is2fg +Whats the difference between your meat and your wife? There's no diffrerence, I love beating both of them +I read an article on that awhile ago and it said that when Eisenhower went to Moscow he did n't even ask for american POWs to be released . +That guy kept going for a while, too. I think he proposed. Are we married now? Does this mean I have health insurance? +I know all about your tricks so don't you fucking try it +gay test ask the person to toss your salad +Why do we treat loyalty with praise? How do we live in a society where being a good person in a relationship is rare enough to be commended +My ninjas if ya haven't seen Interstellar with Matthew McConaughey, fucking watch it don't even be smacked cause you'll be lost probably. +My wife almost got raped today I helped, now she has a trauma. +Anti-Park vsPro- Park = Liberal vs Conservative in Republic of Korea. there is nid 4 rethinks 2 ensure #ROK Constitutionalism +4get sometimes what a hottie MC is, n his natural habitat #TalkingDead #TheWalkingDead #Southland awe... the look btwn SGM & MC 😢😢😢 +Party at the house, come through bitches +A good Fortnite player is like leukemia They’re both good at killing kids. +RT @Type_Feeling: Why do females think when you ignore them, you scared? 😂 maybe I just don't want to give a lowlife, irrelevant, mad ass b… +BRETT FAVRE LIKES BOYS! +My mom walked into my room so I had to fake sleep and she took my phone outta my hand and sat in my room tryna see if my pc was on for 15min +What's the difference between my wife and a punching bag? I can't get sued for beating a punching bag. +RT @SolelyJones: Lowkey Apple made iOS 8 like this so niggas get caught and have to buy their bitches iphone 6s to make up +im from nepa not looking for a relationship just someone to talk to my brother goes to ps in state college so im down there quite often xxboobearxx@aol.com +The National Weather Service in Indianapolis has issued a * Tornado Warning for... Northern Delaware County in... https://t.co/85fEXV5HBL +Judge rules to allow 1st Title IX claim against Baylor - and negligence claims against frm Coach Art Briles & frm AD Ian McCaw - to proceed +what do you call a black man with a white mask? incognegro. +What do you call a gay mummy's tomb? A sarcofagus +Some of the things i hear come out of their mouths is reatarded. Is it too much to ask for them to just be quiet and listen to the teacher? +I think the topic starter 's point is if your a dissident of the American government and its foreign policy dont bow to Putin who is no better than we are in the US +I'm not finna buy no mf twitter account!! Stop asking me that stupid ass🍑 shit💩!!! If anything I'll pay to get mine updated bitch.!! +Is end father's day coming back this year? +If you got tats on your breast, you a trash ass bitch and stay far away from me with Ya acid pussy. +how are priests and mcdonalds similar ? they both shove their meat up ten year old buns . +4 years ago today I sounded like a goose getting my belly button pierced and cried driving on broadway with @gennalietta 😂 +Blacks are functioning members of society Lock this post if blacks need to be burned alive +I just need to turn on a tv and I see it advertised everywhere , mostly African apes with attractive white woman . +original game idea School Shooter Simulator! Play as the shooter, the cop... or the autistic kid. +No, ma'am. He's a decent family man, citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues and that's what this campaign's all about. He's not [an Arab]. +fly catcher i was watching tv last night and an ad came on with one of those little black african babies covered in flies . i immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen . i had to get one , they seem to work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling ! +These ambulances under PMNatHealthProg in different parts of federal capital are ready to rush to the aid of citiz… … +Sleeping pattern is generally so fucked up this holiday🙄🙄 +Like I just wanna walk out of work and go be in my fucking solitude. 🕳 +The guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary fucking Johnson and when we hung out in November was like my boy Mike Pence 🙃 +so a white businessman is having a business meeting in japan . they are going to play golf at the business meeting . the guy flies out there a day early . he 's got all day in japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha . he goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he 's looking for . he takes her in back and starts doing his thing . the girl starts going crazy . she starts yelling , " machigatta ana ! machigatta ana ! " he thinks , " this girl is loving this . " next day in the golf course he hits a hole in one . he does n't know any japanese so he yells , " machigatta ana ! " the japanese guys ask him , " what do you mean wrong hole ? " +My sister said she had something serious to tell me I can't believe shes cheating on me! +What did the little black kid say when he had Diarrhea? “Mommy I’m Melting!” +So glad to be back from Amsterdam, can walk the streets without being cleaned out by a bike every 5 seconds +A Jewish child sits alone by a fire and pokes in the ashes with a stick, as suddenly Hitler walks by and asks: "Are you looking for your parents?" +what the difference between neil patrick harris and a refrigerator ? a refrigerator does n't fart when you pull the meat out . +i saw a fickinfession from someone from harvest moon and i died, there's actually harvest moon kin that makes me so happy +What's the fastest way to kill a terrorist ? Shove a mine up a goats ass. +Trump is not the swamp, he is draining the swamp little by little! +As if both our brothers have been excluded this week for being idiots 😂😂@ellieglover_ +I hate a nigga who never got weed . But there when you spark up +What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. +Bad bitch contest you in first place 💯 http://t.co/c1cPZMzEQR +What is the difference between my Gun and my Dick ? I stop using the gun after she dies. +Guys I found some legitimate discrimination and sexism towards women +I never really thought about it before but I guess bicycling is primarily a white activity , kind of like sunbathing , going swimming , playing golf , tennis , attending a social function without a brawl taking place , not smelling like a wild animal in the locker room after a hard workout , and speaking proper English . +fucking surveys i got stopped outside the bodyshop by a woman with a clipboard asking " what products do you use for grooming ? " . she was a bit surprised when i replied " facebook " . +Maybe you should leave the village *chuckles* +RT @DaReal5God: WHO ALL FUCKING WITH #littypalooza +There was this kid of around 15 walking with a gun in his hand, I stopped him and asked "What the hell are you doing?" He replied "I haven't done my homework" +Have you tried Ethopian food? Neither have they. +RT @ImSledgren: Looking thru my yearbook, I don't think I've done that since my graduation.This book got some hoe ass niggas in it I forgot… +short people insult frank : wanna know why your so short ? joe ( midge why am i short ? frank : because when your were a sperm your dad pulled you out to early and half of you went on the sheets . +Yas bitches YAS 🙌 http://t.co/bsrWTMKw87 +Oh, I'm just taking Sarah and her friend to the mall. +So, first moment of happiness today: Jeans that pretty much didnt fit anymore, now zip up normally. Long way to go but #smallvictories +RT @Diablo_2: 😂😂😂😂😂 About 60 fucking days ago... https://t.co/uUJNjQcUC6 +I know there is much more I do not even want to know!!It is going to END any day now!!I am leaving Monday!!Not the Beach!! +Very interesting thread about the wage gap on r/dataisbeautiful from a few days ago. +So a Jew walks into a bar... Just kidding, it was an oven +you say you miss us but if you really fucking did you wouldnt keep lying. I get you're desperate to come home but stop hurting us. +According to Islam, anybody living anywhere in the World who is not a Muslim, who does not accept dhimmi status, is a criminal and an illegal settler and that includes indigenous Anglo-Saxons and Celts living in the British Isles. +Good morning everyone i hope your week is going as planned so fare if not hang in there tomorrow is Friday +Statistically speaking 6 out of 7 people love... Gang rape. +Volkswagen's 70 year anniversary was very unique It didn't involve them celebrating their history +When they sent n iggers to space the space ships started blowing up . +I'm not thirsty, I just appreciate the finer forms of life. Besides, I'm not in any position to date anyways... +I'm surprised your so smart, because you're very girly and silly. I see you as more of a customer service worker rather than a professional; I can't picture you as a professional. +african children are like flowers they take your water for a week and die . +An incel drove a van into a group of women And got sued for property damage +A jewish Christmas tradition is after jews are done sucking babydicks they sniff babyfarts. +What’s a kid with cancers favourite film Finding chemo +what ’s long , black and smelly ? an unemployment line . +RT @_prettygirl92: Life to short to be walkin round mad at bitches +what is the hardest part about having sex ? remembering which grave you got her from +What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass! +my neighbour i said to my neighbour Jerome; 'Jerome, you're like marmite' and he said 'what, you either love me or hate me?' i said 'no, you're black and you smell' +"RT @waywrdswagabond: my autobiography is gonna be called ""can't fucking tear myself away from texting idiot boys for five fucking minutes s…" +“@hernandezeli_: back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot, they all on me.” +Oregon man finds nearly lifeless bear cub during hike, performs mouth-to-mouth to save him https://t.co/L0Y2KpwayA Cc @RussianBear +I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live: Deut 30:19 #Prayer +@Zilroh This update totally fucked auto correct for me my god it's annoying +why does n't jesus have sex anymore ? people kept telling him to nail it in +Uplay, kindly fuck off into a fire. +What's the difference between a blowjob and anal? A blowjob makes your day, anal makes your hole weak +What do you call a pool full of drowned special ed kids? Vegetable soup. +Instead of going on "dates", it should just happen that the elders of the village choose a wife for you, and she should be forced to marry you +Who are the fastest readers in the world? The people in 9/11. They went through 80 stories in a few seconds. +Isn’t it annoying when your hanging out with your best friend And you end up selling them to slavery +I'm not sure if you all have heard of this before or not but the other day my friend told me that he heard soon the government will require us to have an ID chip put under our skin on our hand . +How can you tell all priests are gay? They’re on their knees every night, asking a man to come a second time. Credit: Jimmy Carr (Prince of Dark comedy) on 10 o’clock live +What's long, hard, black and full of semen A submarine +The fact that women have to play softball instead of baseball (which girls do in little league) is more outright sexist than #EqualPayDay +Open opener for the fellllaaasss, and this guys got the day off 😎👊👀 #RedSox #BostonRedSox #WinDanceRepeat +If that number is correct then it is impressive .. those men were heroes and patriots who faught for our way of life against red army . +Why Did The Black Guy Run Away From? He ran away from the ghost in his house +Are you sure you have the right room number? This is the *honors* section. +To the authoritarians/monarchists who support free speech do you believe that an authoritarian regime can exist along side free speech? +When do Catholics lose their virginity? At their baptism. (a second, worse joke) How do Catholics lose their virginity En masse. +Susan Rice is most certainly in SERIOUS trouble. The MSM can ignore it but that doesn't mean the story is not there. #OreillyFactor +What is zuckerbergs address this dude is dangerous and he has a lot of years left to go +The "male privilege" feminist talk about is actually the idea of the actual privilege good looking males have, but applied to unattractive males +News: "Man eaten by shark on honeymoon" Lucky escape then? +What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas A bike!. Jk he still hasn't opened it +"RT @WalterTippie: This idiot just said that the investigation into wiretapping is a ""Dog and Pony Show""! When is @FoxNews going to ge…" +Okay just downloaded The Puffin browser for my laptop I had it on my Ipad so going to see if it's faster for my new touchscreen laptop +Why are there trees in Harlem? Public transportation +I will literally pay someone what ever they want to do my job today. I have SO many quotes and insurance applications to do +why do n't sluts wear panties when they go on picnics ? to keep the flies off the chicken . +Imagine finding this in someone’s search history. +mnny art teacher and classmate just said i look, act, and talk like a 12 year old whgat the fuksjfb im dissociatin g +what did the north tower say to the south tower ? talk to you later , i 've got a plane to catch +My dad raped me last night. Oh whoops, damn autocorrect. I meant my dog raped me last night. +Whats the difference between Kix cereal and pedophiles? Both are kid tested but only one is mother approved. +My son really enjoys magic.. His favorite trick that I taught him was to make things bigger only by rubbing. +What does a woman and pig have in common? They are both fun to tie. +Wow, those women are hot. Though you never know in the Castro. +"RT @sdawga97: I hate a ""girls that smoke are ugly"" ass nigga" +"""and Jade.."" ""Yes Mr Petrakis?"" ""Just call me Eros, when we are alone"" OHMYGOD IM SCREAMING LIKE A MAD BITCH" +The episode where Michael Scott leaves just fucked me up. +Did you hear that? That's the sound of a bunch of women in tech setting up filters to fwd emails from @ninaburleigh to /dev/null. Good job. +Sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking bloweddddddddd bruhhh I can't +What do you do with a thread with the word black in it? +Americans and Irish understand each other better than Spaniards and the beaners .. the US and Ireland are the 1st world so they are educated unlike the beaners . +Leftists enforce their cultural Marxist agenda, conservatives say that we should just stop talking about CM and stop talking in politically correct terms, but nationalists offer the opposition and alternative to cultural Marxism. +My grandpa was a holocaust survivor. He never got what the big deal was though. Compared to the Russian front, Guard duty was a breeze. +FUCK YOU @ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +In 1953, the Eisenhowers sought out Hallmark Cards to assist them in creating a presidential Christmas card – the beginning of the official White House Christmas card. +peanut butter why is peanut butter brown it was invented by black people +Reminder that 80% of girls will have performed sex acts with their dogs before turning 18 This is a fact, you normie cucks cant deny it anymore Never forget that you're less attractive to women than dogs, never forget that your seemingly innocent oneitis has already been brutally fucked in the ass by her pet dog +If you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter do you end up with pumpkin pi? +I show boobs @scooby1sam @RyanSykes4 @fifthredbull @pankajtwite @keithols3003 @Palmer00Daniel @andrejkatic01 +What's an American kids least favorite element? Lead. (Comment critique and thank you to the guy who gave me advice on the title.) +My worse bitch looks better than your main bitch. Now that's bad right there lol +I am reminded of TYT election night coverage and James Carville literally crying when Trump won. +Actual quote: "I like how she, you know, she wants him to kill her. She goes up to that cabin so that he will kill her." gtfo of here +#FLpmhCon2017 No OB codes for just #anxiety or #depression in AHCA! That offers a reason for why OBs aren't treating during pregnancy! +Home owners are hom-o's Then homeless people are homophobes +RT @AcaciaBrinley: Do re mi fa so fucking done w/ u +Someone's taken my can of sprite from the work fridge. Classing this as an act of fucking war. +Social media is ever evolving. One day we will be able to go on You Tube and see the 45th President being pissed on by Russian whores. Sigh +RT @sexIives: S/O to the dudes that had the girl that everyone wanted and still fucked it up +Congratulations to Coach Smith Maliwacki on receiving her tenure tonight in her teaching position. Goshen gained a great teacher and coach. +Sitting in the toilet browsing reddit Its over its fucking over +You know how you're black and you just have to live with it? That's how I view my clumsiness. I just have to live with it! +Girl working on a university assignment:: What are First Nations? Guy trying so hard:: It's like a group of Aboriginals sort of living on their own. Girl with a newfound revelation? Like a jungle? St. Francis Xavier University, Canada on a blissful May morning. +so i was texting a girl . . nd she told me she had a dog that always stood by her side . so i told her to tell her dog he was a good boy . she , then , repli " i would so do that if she was a boy but she 's a girl " . i sa " oh , i am sorry . tell her i meant only of that . " worth it . +MY MISANDRIST GIRLFRIEND SAID I CAN'T WEAR A SKIRT OVER MY PANTS +Please @netflix @NetflixNL help us to keep the dream alive and give #BatB Beauty and the Beast a new home! #NetflixSaveBatB +I had to change the kids site around a bit Liz ... here is the correct link for the FCKS ... Creative Kids +how do you handle a poor starving african child ? you give him up for fetal tissue research +@KingHorseDick we gotta find this hoe +Rolling in on a motorcycle with a FUCKING POLICE ESCORT #TimeToPlayTheGame #WrestleMania +Is your son in a Hardship Program?"" +I just try to be nice to people and share my positive spirit but some mfs gon start seeing my mean side & it's a whole diff story😐 +Another thought of the unaware Addiction in disguise With a drop of blood You will take them out for me +I have so much fucking school work. Someone end me. Please. +what did the pedophile say when he got out of prison ? i feel like a kid again +First, that's an incredibly good photo, very clear and detailed. You've exceeded the quality of 90% of the submitters here. [...] IDK, but if you do post them would you shoot me a message so I can see? +bitches come & go ya know that +Houston TV just showed a company of US Marine Corps LVTP7 amphibious personnel carriers rolling north on the Gulf Freeway near Dickinson. +Eighty-seven parking spots are proposed. One-to-one parking to room ratio is a hotel industry standard, applicant said +Possible kickstarter award: I carry you to glory in 2v2 arenas. +I absolutely hate when ppl act like life is so shitty and hate the world +I hope you will help me get the word out to Canadians about the #CanadianConvoy starting on west coast BC Canada +Hey i just met jew And this is crazy But heres my gas chamber And ill gas your baby +I'm so thankful for parents as chill as mine cause they really don't give af as long as I'm honest 9/10.🤷🏽‍♀️ +Most people need not be concerned with aiming too high and missing the target... they're per-occupied aiming low and hitting! +But Wayne I want a brown baby like all the other girls on the estate ! +from Twitter: I hear some people are finding PAUL RYANS mailbox full....here is an alternative.. FAX# (202) 225-3393.........good luck......Paul's# once more (202) 225-3031..... +Choon, you have many fans in Paraguay!! @ShawnMendes @AndrewGertler @G5pro @ShawnMParaguay #IlluminateWorldTourParaguay +FUCK IT I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE EARLY 90'S BECAUSE THESE 2000'S IS BULLSHIT +At work & this guy is talking about me to his friend not knowing I'm literally 5 feet away hearing every word coming from his fucking mouth +Had Humble on all day and didn't think to dissect it. It's art to me. I was mesmerized by the video. *shrugs* +Mad as hell, can't find my damn ID can't get a fucking drink +We shouldn’t have warning labels.... Let natural selection and survival of the fittest take its course. +This highway 37 forum is poorly moderated. Moderator is dragging on with redundant information. #sonoma +Something tells me that you 're sitting in the wrong section of the Stormfront bus . +General mattis visited gitmo and told them to be prepared 1200 Federal indictments.MERRY CHRISTMAS DEPLORABLES.. #STORM #MAGA #ilovemypresident Trump #eight years of trump.. +What’s the difference between hookers and onions? +What animal has five legs? A Pitbull returning from a playground +so that was like the coolest thing ever, the orchestra played along with the movie on the screen and it was incredible !! +I feel like a stick you try to snap w/your leg, but it fails. then you try w/your feet, but it halfway splits, so you twist it apart. +thanks for the tip rock does not really macth My taste but I 'll go check it out anyway who knows +What is the shiniest part of a Black Person's body? His police cuffs +I was planning on stopping by Portland again, but I don't think I'm going to have the time for that. Too much to do when I get back. +what 's the hardest part of vegetable to eat ? the wheelchair . +Why won't black people be offended here? Because they don't know how to read. +RT @13ReasonsFans: this fucked me up https://t.co/58gm0yEn6Y +"If you can't talk about it here, where are you going to talk about it?" +for every dollar a man makes , a woman makes cents . how is this possible ? the gap should be way bigger . +What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog +It was 10 years ago, but it's just a more obvious version of the shit wadhwa is doing now. +If you guys didn't do T-Mobile Tuesday's I would be going IN on you. Questioning where all our money is going to https://t.co/9ZGWsQ3ARo +It saddenes my soul to find out the news my grandfather has passed away this evening of lung cancer ...if u would like to donate ask me how +I love having sex Although i’m not sure why the girls always call me “Help” +When you think about it, Avatar Aang is kinda like my dad He ran away when I needed him the most +Selling (1) GA EARLY BIRD CHROMA ticket ☺️ Message me for inquiries 😘 Rfs: not going #Chroma2017 #ChromaMusicFestival @JCllamas_ +"Hate watching an interview & I hear ""like"" a fucking million times" +honestly thank god that intuition and pure stroke of luck never led me around any abusive men like perry because. my god +Buy Real Pass port,Drivers License,Id Card +RT @i8UrBitch: you ex bitches need to realize . http://t.co/1upHNo3iIP +Me and my mother in law thinks I'm fucking crazy .. which I am lmfao https://t.co/YrnrZuvcyq +So I was driving without my glasses I didn’t know they replaced the special school with a veggie patch +A reasonable person should avoid extreme probabilities except when applied to statements that are logically true or false. +If i straighten my hair, it's gonna be long and the hoes gonna hate 😩😂😂 +Knock Out With Knife Hands ( US Marines ) - YouTube Kelly mccan/jum grover uses lots of strikes to that area when teaching combatives +honestly it rly isn't ideal having a bf that lives 94 miles away when all u want is a cuddle, just a hug plain n simple just cmeer u +@Icy2x Hype but don't go to over board wit it cause niggas gon start thinking u retarded +what do you call a bunch of cripples in a hot tub ? vegetable stew +It seems all of Northern Mexico is embroiled in open Warfare and our border patrol is having clashes with Drug Gangs shooting their way across the border CWII2008 +America, stop ruining everything with fucking sprinkles. +Possibility that one goal of this attack is to provoke Russia into actually using their missile defense system to sniff out its capabilities +EATING DIRTY Crab-Eating!!! Kluna Tik Dinner #79 +Dark jokes is now being modded By an oversensitive N1GGER +still no gf everyone have a gf here but me, it specially makes me feel really hurt inside, i intentionally avoid looking at couples because it just makes things worse, anyways i am not even doing my studies well because i am always depressed , so this is how things are in this new country , thank you for reading incels +I followed someone, are you supposed to unfollow or block me but if you try to make me choose, I won't like it. +When you fuck your teacher... But you are home schooled +What do you blindfold a China man with? Dental floss +“@IIXIXIII: Honesty is all I ask for” you ugly then a hoe then +I miss my grandpa… I’ll never forget his last words… Stop shaking the ladder you little shit! +In hindsight, this was not a wise move <24 hrs before doing a keynote. but whatever. I'm a punk rock sea urchin. Only chopped up my bangs. +#JesusCampos -- brought to you by the same folks who gave you #WTC7 +It's another form of abuse, but more insidious, because the perpetrators think they are the heroes of this story. + Charlie Kirk Every college socialist should be encouraged to live under a Marxist regime for 6 months Would love to see the Bernie bros try and survive in Venezuela without running water, food, shelter, or wifi Socialism sounds great till it kills you and your family +What is the worst school to get raped in? Home school +When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed... My address, my name, my phone number... +To normies: Why do you think we are incel? +"@szysgt @HadleyFreeman Why ""more than one trigger""? Is that sarcastic or sincere? Honestly can't tell" +"""Aside from provoking large-scale nuclear war, it's hard to imagine a pres taking an action more harmful to the US"" https://t.co/MRQqKeTY4C" +I just want to say thank god for health insurance. I have been to the ER three times and had emergency mouth surgery all within a year. +But what do you say to the ivy who wants to become a tree ?? +My sex partner asked me if she was the only one i've been with........ I said I'd been with a couple 4 and 5's. This is a spin off of a joke I read today :) +I was having sex the other day, and started to get tired, so I told her to “get on top” To which she said, “you haven’t raped many girls before have you?” +I'm a WN from NJ , Ive been looking for others in NJ for awhile , where about in NJ are u ? +That hoe ask what time it is it's 10:17 +I think every bitch wit a tongue piercing suck dick im just being real +I do n't have a problem with English working or living in Ireland , maybe it was your personality that was the problem . +Normies think that unluckily mistakes made us incel, like seriously, they think that if we hit our heads and forgot who we where we would not be incel again +#Windians #RallyTogether #RollTribe Nothing can stop the Cody Allen hot takes https://t.co/jcOwCbw406 +you gotta stand up for yourself you cant just sit back and take their * * * * but on the other hand you cant go out looking for it either but if it comes down to a fight dont back down +^ You ca n't make this stuff up Go have a drink , drown the sorrow of living among primitive Asians . +For some reason the closer Christmas gets here the more pissed off I am getting... ;) +SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I AM CARRYING THIS SODA AROUND JUST IN CASE THE WORLD WILL END IF IT TOUCHES ANYTHING BESIDES MY HAND +Assuming the ruling class are all degenerates to save the trouble of actually reading those thousands of emails👌 +Why's it acceptable for the girl to cheat on the lad? Fucking slags mate +I think I will post one , I placed my profile on Eurodate a few days ago . +So, if we make a petition to take all the money she's made and give it to those in need, can we overturn her unfor… https://t.co/7JEOr3kM7k +My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess So I took her out, got her drunk and crashed the car +So apparently all famous females have been raped in some way Is this correct to my understanding? +We bring people from shithole countries because shithole Democrats need shithole votes so they can turn America into a shithole. +a couple of kids broke my windshield the other day . a couple of kids broke my windshield the other day , but the police say it 's my fault , because apparently i " should have braked " . +what did the little mexican boy get for christmas ? my bike . +It makes sense that black people hate when white people say the n-word. They stole it, of course they don’t want others using it. +What really matters is not who or when they crash and burn, but that the American Electorate is waking up to the fact that our Government is a fetid sewer filled with rats looking out for themselves first There's enough of us awake now to... #VoteThemAllOut and #Drain The Swamp in the #2018Primary +You shouldn't have to write a bot for Discord to mass delete messages. This is fucking horrible +was super stoked on having my hair long again but the ends is just so damaged i need to cut it short fuqet fml 😩😐 +A Thai woman runs into a wall, what does she break? Her boner. +like fucking of course it does that is literally a description of 1/4 of the fucking planet. +IMHO (1/2) I have nothing to do with the so mentioned companies I started growing as a kid in Hawaii in 1982 and grew until I retired at 50 I have never worked for anyone, ever I am Now living in a probation state, all my investments are in legal grow ops in CO, waiting for my State to grow up +People are not going to like me again... I'm just about sick of every fucking one. #whatarefriends +Imagine getting angry about a fucking Easter egg hunt +if i tell you something as my friend don't go running your fucking mouth +I'm tired of missionary wanna see you on your face, put that ass up in the air I'm loving how that pussy taste 🔥 +Why isn't there any black people in canada? All of them are compressed into pucks +UnsealTheDeals: ‏ The same liberal politicians and journalists furious at Trump for calling Haiti a "shithole" were silent when the Clintons stole hundreds of millions in Haiti Earthquake relief money for "friends of Bill" +Women can't do something called live life.Apparently that's being a hoe. +I remember when this lil bitch caught me slippin n had me get ina car an 2 mins later I'm lookin at this nigga holdin a gun in my face. +I met my favourite crippled comedian He’s one of the best Can’t stand up comedians +Free my niggah C4 +How much you want to bet that most black males will loot during the storm +What is 10 inches long, stiff, and filled with cum? The fetus under my bed. +Beyonce appears on TV. Mom:: "See? Now that's what a real woman looks like! That's the kind of body I like!" I am very skinny and flat-chested and have always felt less "womanly" because of it. Made me feel erased, ugly, awkward, and like a child, not a real woman. +Last night I cried tossed and turned, woke up with dry eyes. My mind was racing,feet were pacing. Lord help me please tell #MyMusicMyArsenal +i'll die before i game you miserable sons of bitches +Elton john just has a big health scare They found traces of Mercury in his ass +What’s Jesus’ favourite gun A nail gun +I retract - always .... Always because an animal lacks the skills to properly raise a ( half ) human child . +What is the most depressing experience you've had with women? +"@BillTufts How do you define ""bailout""? The key factor in plan soundness is interest rates, which are slowly moving up. Agree?" +Madonna took time off from flashing her vagina on stage and offering oral sex for votes to decry the "blatant sexism" in the music industry. +Women on reddit get offended when called "females" but have a sub named TwoXChromosomes Really makes you think. +What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red? A nun, falling down the stairs. +what 's another good name for the million man march ? the man march . p.s . for those of you who do n't get it , search / compromise +My girlfriend says I'm competative Thats why I always beat her. +/r/intactivists - sub dedicated to the topic of ending genital mutilation (circumcision) +I have a question What does the L in FEMINISM stand for? Logic +Reminder that big dickcels aren't truecels They can just sign up to fetlife and wear a mask +Passing thought: what's wrong with these damn kids today!!? +How do you get a black person out of a tree? You cut the rope. +Coming next: - Following/muting users from posts directly - Removing from following disables the user from following you again - People won't be able to message you directly if you are not following them Stay tuned +Im sorry that many people in my country are stupid . +In 1945, the U.S. Congress officially recognized the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of the United States. +i eat vegetables all the time its just hard to fit the wheel chair in my mouth +Step into the silence Take it in your own Two hands And scatter it like diamonds All across these lands Blaze it in the morning Got to wear it like an iron skin Only things worth living for Innocence and magic Amen. +I got I.s.s Friday for refusing to give up my phone these bitches can kiss my ass cause there not getting it +We are #Shoutout professionals ! Our Bitch team will give you the #Shoutouts most suitable for you <-------- +Should incels officially make a stand against the hate speech towards unattractive men that comes from places such as bluepill? +Fellow spills his chap chowder after fucking girl https://t.co/dFhfPr1cgD +I want to die Why is everyone in my math class an idiot +Texas: the only place where going to church might actually get you closer to God +what 's the difference between a jew and a pizza ? a pizza does n't scream in the oven . +What do you call 2 gay people fighting? A fruit loop +"Find me that one cheerleader from the ""One Shining Moment"" video though...Brown girl. Crisp eyebrows. 👀" +This thread reminds me of a post from the old board . +I was dating this one girl called Larain and was cheating on her with a girl called Clair-Lee, but then Lerain died. Now, I can see Clair-Lee now Larain is gone. +hi im 20 year old male in louisville kentucky and havent found one skin or even any1 proud of being white is there anymore like me out there ? +"I hate when niggas throw ""💍💍💍💍"" under my pics... I don't speak emoji, are u getting me a ring? Are u gon wife me? Tell me what is it? 🤦🏾‍♀️" +I got my eyebrows done today and I loveeeee how they came out :'((( ugh I'm so happy when my brows r done +"@CahnEmily @seanspicer @DevinNunes ""two individuals who were properly cleared"". How do you know that doesn't included Nunes himself?" +Damn, you must be a Jew, ‘cause you’re burning hot! +LIVE: MAKE SURE NOT TO MISS @TRUMPS Address from Korean National Assembly +They will never acknowledge it no matter how much proof you have . +What is the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research +I stop on BET sometimes to reassure my desires to fight their progression and get in the know about their latest crap . +The Big Yard Sale is tomorrow and Saturday in Ajo. KW volunteers/interns were busy getting everything ready -- Start time is 7:30 am! +@MarketMarketBGC Thank you so much for bringing @TheTide and making our dreams possible. I hope there would be a second time and more... +i added paul walker on xbox , but he spends all his time on the dashboard . +"@theaveragerocks: Hardcore way to eat Mac and cheese 1. Boil water 2. Snort cheese powder 3. Drink boiling water 4. Fuck bitches" +Thai boys trapped in cave: That was the best time in our lives. It was so dark we never saw the boners of the "girls". +Do you know what the NBA has in common with the slave trade? They’re still trading blacks +The thought that fucks with my head most is that even if I were to somehow get a girlfriend, I wouldn't know what to do with her. +"I swear @donnylumpkins has a terrible weird ass lisp in the song ""mess""" +Traditionally, there have always been a lot of them despite the fact that NE Asians are the extreme version of our breeding strategy . +Yes, there some real GOOD places to live . +Have not done DNA testing , but looking at the family tree I can see that it 's mostly British with some Italian and Scandinavian thrown in for good measure . +just an update for anyone wondering i still hate myself +When you take random stupid pictures till later in life when they become so special and dear to you bc things happened & u long 4 that time +Theres an old style weapon called a monkeys claw/fist that seamen would make from rope and lead shot . +It seems the things both @PurpleFrogAlex and I care about in a hotel room are that the shower is good and there's socket next to the bed +My friend lives in Gdansk and he told me almost everyone in his city was white with the exception of some foreign students and a Chinese man who owns a dive bar . +I do not think parliament was the best place and institution to investigate this issue - Amuzu Tuinese #MorningStarr +RT @LilReese300: Ion feel dese nihhas or bitches...#300 +I'm from France but it 's so hard to find any people who are proud to be white and who share the same ideas than me.Let me know ... : +I love u all friends .. Because friendship is the only circle in which a person can share every type of secret.ance again Love u all .ba by +what 's the difference between your mum and an elevator ? an elevator can raise a child +For you see,the world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes -Benjamin Dis +How you go 5 shade lighter just by putting on makeup...dont wear the shit if you cant find your right shade...tired of seeing clowns😒😴 +4,999 friends on my wall. 4,999 friends. Make a post, pass it around, tell the truth....4,998 friends on my wall. Fuck it all!!! +The folks who are O.K. with people knowing that they 're online have those lit green dots on the bottom left-hand side of their screen name . +why are germans bad cooks ? the only good one killed himself . +@clangloisss hmu negro +Fresh polo on you bitches +hearing your mom get dicked by chad this will never escape my mind, especially when the only female moans you've heard in real life are from your mom committing adultery +Ummmm What happened to this sub reddit??? Everything is deleted?!?! +Sorry say but I hate a lying ass females bitch tell the truth +i saw some kids burning in a hot car then i just realized they were born black . +what is the difference between my underwear and paul walkers crash scene ? the crash scene has more skidmarks +I can hear this dude eating his chips from all the way across this damn restaurant. Somebody fucking KILL ME!!!!! +Why don’t I bother using and disposing of condoms? I could just use and dispose of the girl for free. +I hate this cookie built bitch 😂 +Smh queer +#1: Hidden Figures [Blu-ray]: Hidden Figures [Blu-ray] Taraji P. Henson (Actor), Janelle Monae… https://t.co/BROw8fgv72 #Drama #Bluray +"Im ALWAYS here for objective Beyonce analysis but I do NOT see what yall see for Ashanti and never have ""oh babay"" 🙄😂" +I AM SO HORNY AND ALONE AND MASTURBATING MAKES ME ANGRY CAUSE IT REMINDS ME I AM ALONE +How do you kill 1000 mosquitoes at one time? You slap an Ethiopian +If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be one nation gone under.” ― Ronald Reagan +How did the Nazis split the gas bill? Into Nein ways +Maybe he was that suicide bomber in Iraq who blew himself into a million pieces yesterday with 100 pounds of dynamite . +what were the black man 's last words before he committed suicide ? " do n't shoot , officer ! " +14k subs from 11k in a short span, 400-600 users browsing so funny hah, i didnt even realize untill this moment, that a lot of people actually come here to read and browse, let me use this glorious occasion and if any females are interested in sex with a guy whos got 7incher, hit me in pms. +|| People were saying I was forcing kpop down people's throats in occ and shit like that . https://t.co/BwC7Qbj1v4 +dozens of people followed me and 9 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/cUxosT51GU +Whats the difference between dogs and children? How many I’ve killed +I m just over on the other side of the country . +We want to hear @ArianaGrande's new song #Everyday on @MostRequestLive tonight, @OnAirRomeo please! #MostRequestedLive Thannks xoxo +What a fucking faggot +I'm looking for an intelligent White man with a sense of humor between the ages of 21-32 . +I'm slowly finding people that I trust, but it's all so hard because I care *so much*. +25 YO virgin AMA Ask me anything at all. +and anit nobody calming any of y'all so why don't y'all find something else to do with your ugly selves +white sluts and starbucks what the fuck is up with that +How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve +About to break up with my abusive girlfriend, if you have wise words or support I would love you for it. +Told my girl I was gonna eat her for dinner Had her in filets in an hour +That was fun. Now it's over. This is why I can't even consider sites like TechRaptr as anything more than hit piece blogs. +How many perverts does it take to change a light bulb. You supply the dark answer... +Don’t trust too much. Don’t love too much. Don’t hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much. +...That disrespect that ppl love to play down, which is sometime so innocent that leads to all types of things! +How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? As the police report indicates, three. +My boyfriend:: What is PRIDE? Me:: A campus organization for LGBTQ people. My boyfriend:: Why should 'they' be proud? Me:: *starting to fume* My boyfriend:: Why do you have to make these things so personal? I'm a queer female. I am attracted to both women and men. He's heterosexual and has known this about me for over a year. Made me feel incredibly hurt, betrayed, angry, minimalized, not understood. +#ytl C-can i have exo members on my timeline? Especially chanyeol hyung and jongin hyung, im a big fan of them >///< [sehun] +I NEED PERRIE AND FUCKING HARRY TO MAKE A DUET TOGETHER THEIR VOCALS WILL LITERALLY SEND ME TO A ROLLERCOASTER TO HELL AND HEAVEN !!!! +Don't blame me blame ya bitch can't help she want a nigga +I'm doing a project on the % of tenured vs. adjunct faculty that are women in my field. It's depressing. +@JMC2488 @jetsgreen @TB12FAN and fuck you too ya little bitch you look like a Mexican sucking a cock in ur profile +ive been working on my fucking process portfolio since 2am and it's fucking 6am now rip +These nigs is haters man, and I've made myself so easy to luv +how do you steam a vegetable ? tell them the short way up is the stairs . +Say no to rape.... Because rapists get aroused by the idea of rejection. +If feminists had there way, my 7 year old cousin with down syndrome wouldn't be able to go to school. +Some people like their bananas ripe... I prefer them “Rihanna style.” +Let me be the first to say WELCOME to SF . +"""The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor, and little care."" Sir Philip Sidney" +You are a true savant. @tropicalcoffin when i play mortal kombat i only pick girls im not sexist i just like boobs +Jews are like Magicians First they make your money disappear and then they go off in flames. +LOL at the pathetic normies on OUR subreddit thumbing us down They're so pathetic honestly. +@RepTedYoho How the f@#$ did you get to Congress? Do you really not know 3 separate but equal branches of govt.? Go… https://t.co/S64CaJRQfH +The British Protestants built strange communities in Northern Ireland , and the Irish Catholics said : `` What is happening here ? '' +Congratulations, Illinois, on becoming the 15th state to reach marriage equality! #marriageequality #dabears +TODO: email tax guy to ask if lavender bath bombs qualify as a business expense. +They gave me the worst teammates in the fucking world +Did you see what happened to Luc Bourdon? Neither did the truck driver. +someone give me good conversation topics for a 9 year old girl because last time, i wound up talking about the weather and house fires. +But you get alot of American White nationalists or Nazis claiming to want all non-White descendants out of America but America is not a native White continent or country . +Man I hate hearing beats where the 808 or bass line is off key. You don't hear that when you making the beat?? +Never forget about this incels Girls out there would rather eat chad's ass on a ONS than kiss you for 0.0001s with no tongue. +The difference between an egg and a woman Eggs don't cry when they get beaten +Something must be envisioned before it can be built, and that is on every level. This truth is the strongest argument for a creator. +My work are really starting to piss me off, putting me in for 9 hour shifts without even asking me if I'm available😡😒 +Im in so much pain and misery Everyday is hell, holy shit, how do I keep going on like this? +Answer this question have you ever fucked yo nigga friend? +"LMFAOOOOOO ""ITS NOT 1 ROSA, you fucking get me mad""" +As long as they are pro-White and follow board guidelines , I can put up with their `` spin '' ... as long as they 'll put up with mine . +Racism is bad, but every stereotype has some truth. +What are japanese knives used for? more holes to fuck +10000 subs to r/incels I wonder how many are normies. +i was in a car crash with my dad today... He told the officer, "One hand was busy, and not on the the wheel. I can contest that as both hands were busy, one beating me, and the other masturbating furiously. +I hate the idea people wanting to miss with things that not there well just keep adding more security to my home..😂 +A hate them people that just drop you oot of nae where n then come back like nothing happened, nae chance mate +Incel ideology never took root because the normies see themselves not as exploited beta providers, but as temporarily embarrassed Chads. +I am extremely sad to have to admit that some of the best 21st century Arabic rhymes have been written by Jihadis +What did Stephen Hawking's dick and I have in common? We're both insensitive pricks +what is the best place to look at monkeys in the zoo The line to KFC +What is black and white and makes you laugh? A Holocaust Documentary :) +well i was thinking human and i agree i think there could be some good in it providing it was wortrh it ! +"@SPlKESBUFFYS ""I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO SOD OFF-"" ""spike? The lights behind you"" ""...oh um ok, i'll step back then.... I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO-""" +I recently tried this Afghan dish The flavours really explode in your mouth. +how do I cope knowing that girls only like nice guys when they are sad and lonely, the moment their self confidence picks up they will look for better. +my friend just reply my insta story of bts and monstax and call them plastic guys.... that kinda rude??? idk what to reply sighs +chris brown should have his own cooking channel . his dinners with rihanna are always a big hit . +head a guy goes to the pub , and says to his friend " you wo n't believe what happened . i was taking a short cut along the railway track , and i found a girl tied to it . i untied her , and then we had sex over and over again , all the positions , everything . his friend replies , " that 's great : did you get a blow job ? " oh , no : i never found her head . +Up too early the damn birds are still chirping smh. +Not every forecast and opinion is a trading opportunity, you have to define and manage risk otherwise you're just gambeling. #tradetip +Chahal, Negi, Abdulla, Shamsi n Badree !! 5 spinners! More often than not, u play 1 spinner! Having said tat we play 7 at Chinnaswamy! #RCB +It's to bad that there is n't anything like this anymore , Id sure join if there was . +In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only ever killed communists.” +Today's silver lining: Hillary is still not president +You do know once the statues are all down they will be coming for our asses. +It was a great time to get chance to be in ALICE Masterclass. <3 Though I was confused with the critical graphs... https://t.co/tHoN5E7ARP +Known for his great scoring ability and as the greatest player in Greek history, we welcome ARISBCgr legend Nick Galis. #17HoopClass +Why can't Stevie wonder read? Because he's black +why do black people only have nightmares ? because we killed the only one that had a dream . +DR Congo troops accused of rapes Government troops in the Democratic Republic of Congo carry out most of the rapes of civilians caught up in the war with rebel groups , a rights group says . +White men can't jump 9/11 victims proved it wrong +What's the difference between a baby and a carton of egg's? I care if I drop a carton of egg's. +Inside Twitter’s Obsessive Quest To Ditch The Egg | @FastCoDesign https://t.co/bM6fxkjOHL #twitter #egg #bot #troll… https://t.co/jXooDzWaez +i once organized a parent meeting at the school i worked at . that made a lot of people very angry . apparently , orphans do n't have a sense of humor . +You sound like an intelligent person but how can you say that we need to remove race from our message when that is our message . +Another name for milkshakes... Dairy Parkinson’s +I heard that a hundred-thousand black people died last month. The police force must really be working hard, huh? +You need a wife. +A kid enters the bathroom and sees her father taking a shower She asks: -Daddy, what's that hairy thing between your legs? -Your sister. +These white folks want Cravetay to be complacent because they don't expect black girls to question anything. Fuck y'all. #ThePopGame +Tweakin hoe +The bad news is... I had the oven too high and burnt the Gingerbread men I was making for the kids. The good news..I put them on Ebay as KKK Christmas tree decorations. +Go cry about it joey. Just like the little bitch you are +Black Lives Matter Justice for Michael Brown!!✊🏿 +You probably won't send me anything I haven't read before, and I did volunteer work in the multicultural center here in town so... unnecessary. +Trump needs 2 destroy US's creation ISIS engaged 2 create pretext to bomb Syria. UN stop creation of Iraq in Syria n proclaim US Rogue State +But in a deep dive review of the agency that aims to punish financial groups that take advantage of Americans, he discovered that it has $177.1 million on hand. +Me to college store clerk:: I have my faculty ID. Clerk:: Oh, you mean your staff ID. Me:: Actually, I teach here. This isn't the first time people have made assumptions based on my age, and it won't be the last, I'm sure. +Both men look like they need an IV, a shot of whiskey and a nap. MMA Heavyweights ladies and gentleman! #MMA #Bellator175 +Over the last year I have increased my personal efforts ten fold I think we are among the last whites with the hope of saving our people . +Will Kivi ever fucking learn our powerplay tactics don't work! #ilves +Bracken House Weather at 16:00 - Temperature: 18°C→ Humidity: 49%↓ Pressure: 1,020.5mb→ Wind: 3mph→ from the SSW. Daily rain: 0.0mm. +i got banned on Twatter for saying " that the palestinians , were the wetbacks of the Arab world" ... LOL +Use your own face as a tinder experiment You don't know what a true blackpill is until you've used your own subhuman face to try and interest one chick out of thousands and you get not one match. +Torture Is Sitting in the nurse's waiting room and seeing a bunch of normies come along and just take a bunch of condoms out of the free condoms basket. +If I ever do get scared, you'll never know. 😘 +@AndyGreenradio 1,2,3,4 that like what some idiot would have on his luggage +Got to laugh at how he is saying about how forward thinking and how much egyptians love democracy when they are about to hand power to a bunch of hard line Islamic fundamentalists who are more backward and worse than the last mob you Could n't make it up +DD is becoming a great #cajun chef. Can you recommend a classic cajun #cookbook or recipe to advance her studies? THX:) +How many Jews does it take to screw a lightbulb ? Hitler wouldn't know +It appears that /r/relationships hates it when men batter women, but when it's a woman who batters a man and justice is expected, it's a different story +BREAKING Maimane:. #Zille will be charged with bringing the DA into disrepute. She will remain Premier during this process. @eNCA +I bet all the Ted Pike stuff is on the ADL hit list , look for that to start disappearing down the memory hole . +"""New choppa i named blood, i bought it off a opp. Custodian after school, walkin wit a mop. Earl Manigault i can knock a quarter off'a top""" +Jeffrey Epstein - they're coming for you next. +What‘s 30cm/11.8“ long and hurts a woman? A miscarriage +I don't understand why my girlfriend won't let me be around when she changes her tampoon... It's not like I haven't seen her bleed before +A white person can be ugly. Black people can be ugly. Hispanics can. Native Americans can be. Being a certain color doesn't deem you cute +As i said the irish media are scared o please give us an interview.Things are are going bad now for the media the lies are not belived by the irish people . +If this gets 15 million upvotes in 3 minutes I will post a pic +Taki in Taki's; "at least Bill Cosby had the decency to anesthetize them." +If you love yourself I'll hate you Restoring balance to the world. +How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it’s so easy even a monkey could do it (OC) +Good they trash RT @jerseyzbest74: Niggas ate most of my chips ahoy cookies and the cookies havent been in the house 20 hours yet +Grew up in the streets, on the road, all my fucking life +Anti-reddit blogger groups /mensrights in some... very hateful company +I hate it when my friends won't tell me why they are mad at me like bitch wtf +751 no go zones? How did they allow it to go that far? We better protect our nation or the same will happen here.I C WAR COMING HERE! +Girl you may be nine... But you're a 9/10. +Can't believe I turn 23 on Tuesday, that's all kinds of fucked up +These bitches ain't shit I forgot to mention . +Demand limits on taxpayer money spent for Trump's #MaraLago golf trips and family vacations: https://t.co/MjvhWLtZY1 @MoveOn +I can't fuck a scary hoe. +I miss triggered normies in the comments It's a lot calmer around here when we are private and it's a nice change of pace, but I really do miss pissing off normies. +Gonna act persistent with women cuz that's how apperently these ugly niggas get them 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ +What’s the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? The egg gets laid before it cracks. +RT @RayIopez: "make me ur wcw" "how many girls do u talk to" "am I ur side hoe" "tweet about me so I know it's real" http://t.co/LB274Gh… +Sorry for my delay in answering , been working at a summer camp . +@iLLEGALLYBadd my boy said this last night. I'll be in the gym Bc I refuse to be sloppy like these bad built bitches lol +Society is like rice Nobody likes the brown ones +Cheat codes have existed for years actually. And a cheat code for unlocking something irrelevant like artwork wouldn't be so bad. +a paki dies and goes up to heaven he knocks on the gates and st peter opens them and says , " what the fuck do you want ? " " i am here for jesus . " says the paki . st peter turns around and shouts , " jesus , your taxi 's here . " +Trees cover up a multitude of sins. Her lies is deadly. She will leave you trembling for more. Envy. +sometimes i wanna choke bri to fucking death she's so annoying +What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome? Chocolate downies. +Do you think the Thai coach will be arrested for child endangerment? Or just the kids for missing so much work? +Those pictures hit home for me , and some of those comments on that page are overwhelmingly ignorant . +You can tell a mf something till you blue in the face they still only gonna hear what they wanna hear lmao +How do you call a pedophile in a hole? Marc Dutroux +When your relatives think you are gay or something wrong with you It is quite disturbing when your relatives think that you are gay because despite having a stable job in the big city but you still cannot get a significant other however they do not introduce me to anyome either +.@kmx1974 @Scyleet No. I can just see you are either a dullard or have no intent on listening. So I refer you to Google. Which you fail at. +I just expect the worst that's how I prevent shit from happening man +I am not afraid to die Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge +If a monk has touch of karma up on someone else and I keep attacking, why don't I get the killing blow credit when my teammate dies? ;D +Why is Singapore so clean? They don't have any blacks +Cruising in my go kart at walmart selling cupcakes, go ahead admit faggot, this shit is tighter than butt rape~ +If I was female, I'd be a serial killer And I'd get away with it +"@williambr0wn They all read""The one where peripheral but loveable character dies after a selfless act.....""" +I'm obviously not talking about CoD because that game is for queers. +every kiss begins with . a few roofies . +I'm fucking exhausted and I'm fucking sad and I just want to fucking go to sleep and I fucking can't because I'm fucking stressed out. Fuck. +I feel like Spanish...is a poor people language. I'm more into Chinese. +Evasive girl I flirted with online now apparently threatening to publicly shame me and destroy my career (x-post relationships) +TURN THE ROD TOWARDS THE ROD TOWARDS THE ROD TOWARDS THE FISH!! ease up on the perfection of this! wow i'm so fucking broken. +You can find my books on Amazon.com I'm a romance and thriller writer ~ also have a children's series! +I don't get it. The sign at the airport clearly said "designated smoking area" So why was I still arrested for smoking all the fags there? +Women don't give a flying fuck. @thisistimramos Acts of "chivalry" are for men to give, not for women to expect. #random #NotSexist +I’d tell a dad joke here... But just like my own dad, im not sure where they go +Moderators in this sub are like my teachers.. They're all fucked +"@DoctorGriffin6 -- away. ""Down here we can never be sure, I'm afraid,"" he said, brushing a strand of hair behind Abby's ear. His lips --" +why do black people usually have nightmares ? we killed the only one with a dream +I Wish I was a Female I would have lost my virginity at age 14 and sex would be better cause I wouldn't have to work +Fee hours in any direction and there is none of that . +I found out this year that Santa was actually a family member. Not my father, not my mother, but my uncle! I recognized the smell of his breath on the back of my neck. +The beautiful poem really touched me The poet did too +RT @whateverbridg: I fucking asked taylor swift about cheese. Goodnight +Mr #Trump will be loving today. As it is the one day of the year when #FakeNews is acceptable. #aprilfools +If you have sex with a zombie Is it considered necrophilia? +Whats a pedophiles' favorite Star Wars character? Kid Fisto +Another couple of days 'till the #TwitterTruthPurge Please be friendly to new comers (there will be many!) +Is there a biological reason that women like men that treat them and everyone else like shit? +Ladybugs got their name from the Virgin Mary—people associated the seven spots of the common European ladybug with her seven sorrows. +"If I would describe Kuzu no Honkai in one word, it'd be: "" F U C K "" like fucking literally xd" +Crying to the G20 that some Americans don't like you & 'might' call you names, we call that being a crybaby bitch; 0bama. +life is like an sjw with darfism . . t 's too short and stupid to take seriously . +I'm going to take a shot every time Barkley pronounces #Gonzaga wrong... and I'm drunk... #UnitedWeZag #FinalFour #marchmadness +Aww, What did I give my daughter this week on her first day of school? Leprosy +there was this gay negro i was forced to work with on my first job out of high school here in sunny florida . +cuarenta y dos I vote for #SteveAoki & #LouisTomlinson “Just Hold On” #Mashup @radiodisney LETS JUST HOLD ON SIGN OF THE TIMES +Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it +I want to write that short story again. But is it about-- pain, for spectators? does it leave a dry moral about domestic abuse? her trial? +i have a predicament: i really either want to yell at you or slap you but i also dont wanna waist my breath or touch you ever again +What it's like to be an "FA" woman (as if that exists lel) +What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? Boy scouts come back from camp. +*vomit* @j_degeorge I'm not sexist by any means, but no woman should ever be allowed to announce a football game #KnowYourPlace +I was wondering how much a whip hurt So I asked the black guy tied up in my basement +My blind 6 year old daughter loves lollipops Hmmm, that gives me an idea +What's the only state were being transgender is ok with parents? Alabama +Strange that it is not allowed to clip the tail from dog , but it is allowed to clip 8 days old boys forskin ? 2508 +Celebrities that state that blood is on the hands of lawmakers that have not banned guns...then do you have blood on your hands when an illegal immigrant kills someone, or Antifa cracks someone’s skull? +I won Wyoming on a scratch card, so what? +I am looking for anything where I can be among my own people , please PM me if you know of something . +I mean it's true, girls just find something wrong in everything and make it all about them when it's not. How are we supposed to prove that we aren't the bad guys when they can never be satisfied? Feminism is stupid, they should stop complaining. +Maybe this was mentioned in an earlier post but what about `` online '' home schooling ? +After I got In the car my @lyft driver changed the radio to hip hop. I think he's trying to fuck. I'll let you know if he fingers me. +Put your Twitchforks and Tworches down before you hurt someone.. #Bluehand +What ended the Great Depression? A Facebook livestream +.@Sir5000 just entered California. The mountains are a shit show. +Thank you James Earl Ray for getting me a paid day off from work. +Idc if I don't sleep I'm acing this mother fucking midterm +I really wouldn't worry about being gay. To meet you, no-one would ever guess. +But if nothing bad happened then hell I'd even give up 20 years I still have to ask my dad what the hell was going on though +Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped nine. +Square: demo an MMO Square: you can't party with other people in the demo Me: the fuck is the point of playing an MMO then?? +- What are you doing? -Doing something which your mom shouldn't have. What's that? -Lying on the bed. +Post-Charlottesville, left has massively shifted Overton Window -Trump signs condemnation of "white supremists" -Massive Google demonetization -Daily Stormer banned -Alt-right driven from public square -Emboldened left now going after moderate center-right Zionists like Ben Shapiro -Bannon gone +Imagine going to fucking dominate the dancefloor to your favourite jam Javert's Suicide +"Christian persecution, globalism takeover, and truth being called ""conspiracy theory"" Signs are everywhere. https://t.co/AL3laoeUpv ^" +@amyklobuchar he was 17 not 16 & he tried to beat up a much weaker "creepy ass cracker" that is why he is dead. If Zimmerman was a woman... +Stay out of my fucking inbox. Stay out of my fucking inbox. Stay out of my fucking inbox. +Go to the audio archive of David Duke 's Town Hall and you 'll hear the voice of David Duke and other prominent pro-white activists . +What did they call Antonio from Riga at Auschwitz? Rigatoni al forno. +I've heard the name before but I too have no idea who she is .. one of the benefits of turning off the Talmudivision and watching very few modern movies +Today I saw a black man running across the street holding a tv, and I thought 'Hey, that's mine!' But then I remembered that mine is at home, cleaning my shoes. +I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCKING WALK SLOW LIKE OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY +Growing up, what’s was Usher’s favorite food his mom served him? Her peas. +I shot an unarmed black man... Was charged with impersonating a police officer +My girlfriend gotta be on my ass about shit or imma feel like she don't care about me lmfao & leave +Im living in Burnaby , all i see is Chinamen everywhere ... what happened to the great colony built by the British Empire ? +i used to go out with younger women but i just dont understand them any more. i would prefer low 30s were they have gotten some of the wildness out of them . +So after over 1 whole year of being #alcohol free, I finally went back to the drinkers side😂😎.....with a rose cava! Then ciders then cava..😶 +Me:: Hi, I'm here for college scholarship information. Friend's Mom:: Perfect, what are you interested in? Me:: Well, are there any low-income family/art scholarships? Friend's Mom:: Yeah, here you go. You know, they also have scholarships for...you know... (pulls up corners of her eyes) +What do you call a Muslim with no hands? An ex-thief. +Yes, and you are wasting the time that you could be spending out in the real world and communicating White Nationalism to the man and woman on the street . +Someone get me an ETA on when the storm is going to get out of the Northern California mountains? +I'm not sure about my opinion about abortion On the one hand it kills babies, On the other hand it gives women a choice. +you 're mamma 's so stupid . ( from my o ) your mamma 's so stupid , she voted for trump . my o understands how terrible an idea trump is . i 'm proud . edit : apparently / r / thedonald has struck +That has been proven many times over by the Jew media in the U.S ! +LPT to all Feminists: If your opinion sounds horrible when you swap the gender words... you have a horrible opinion. +8pm: Freezing Rain 0.0C - Feels: -7C - Wind: ENE 30km/h Gusts to 45km/h - Bar: 101.5 kPa - Hum: 95% #Kitchener-Waterloo #Weather +I was a valet driver for a few years in downtown New Orleans, right by the French quarter. The hotel I worked at was on the street that actually turned into Bourbon St. so I have plenty of drunk people stories. [...] I could probably write a book with all the things I saw downtown. +We can't do nothing, got our backs to the wall Gotta start from the bottom of this, if at all We seem so hollow, shallow inside, like pigs who wallow in their pride Bourgeoisie, for the red, the white, and the blue +The EA uses IQFeed and compares it with your broker feed to see if there is a sufficient price shift. You can subscribe to it too! #Success +If you could meet two members of /r/incels which would they be? +Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Cuz they go "RUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA RRRRRRUN" +Teach them about self love and the laws of attraction..the shit they should REALLY be learning in those classrooms +What's the difference between Syria and a nuclear test site? A nuclear test site gets evacuated. +I'm a broke hoes dream , rich hoes cream ! +Stop.7.7ut this show Wait I'm confused is like ghost Hannah In his flashbacks Okay im fine I'm not crjtifnwhn +can negan just fucking die already?? #TheWalkingDead +I mean you're white, you really have nothing to complain about. +Whats the difference between a black and a deer? I dont hunt deer. +oh i get problems all the time ... a group of spics run into all the time and then talk crap ... next time they try it im not lying down +I been getting money, I ain't worried about a hoe 😏💸 +@aaptethegreat @CnnrSethuelson @JoeNBC No, just pointed out how idiotic your statement was. +Why do we celebrate hitler's b-day with weed? Because he got that gas +This ramp at Mania has to be about 70 yards, minimum. Goldberg is gonna be blown up before he even gets to Brock. +Pick on someone your own size. @killYRidol @miamoughanni I'm not afraid to hit a woman I'm not sexist x +Free sex for incels People who are against government funded prostitution saying that it is a rape are like the ones who call free healthcare a slavery. +Sickened but not surprised by what happened at PAX earlier today. PAX has a history of making poor decisions at the cost of women's safety. +Vote YES for Gorsuch! Presidents Clinton’s & Obama’s first two nominees were each confirmed without needing 60 votes. +^(continuing off that)^ Lots daughters: *having sex with their dad* God: this is probably ok. I'll keep watching just in case... +Female privilege example #242 it turns out females can freely go to people and sexually harass them and they will get tens of thousands of upvotes. +Asked my girlfriend if she wanted to role play a rape fantasy. She said “no!” I said “that’s the spirit” +This #Shitstorm over the alleged #POTUS #ShitholeCountry comment is nothing more than an effort to give #FakeNews media one more reason to avoid talking about: -Uranium One Indictments -OIG Report's 1.2 million documents release -FISA violations -Obama DOJ / FBI upper echelon witness interviews +Poison drips From your tongue, Weaving evil In your words And no one notices - But me... #madVerse #DarkLines #IntrigueVerse #amwriting +Some bad ass females end up with a nigga that is barley attractive cause all you good looking niggas are hoes and worse then bitches ☺️ +What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker? Hop in! +Necrofelia isn’t right But I still am doing it anyways +Hi hello im home and my head hurts like a fucking BITXH +what do you call a black person doing maths Niggernometry +A father of black child [Player has left the game] +Mcskillet gave a new meaning to CSGO crash &#x200B; +dont forget: the tomb of oedon where you fight father gascoigne is fucking bullshit +I think you do the best you can to embrace the best of who you are by helping the white cause . +Half these bitches be playin because but im far from a lamee +This Is Your Reality And you people called me a pessimist. +Greece need a man like Adolf Hitler and now is the perfect time to start a national political movement to free Your country from the zionist bankers +"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!" "Hi, Being Raped! I'm dad." +If someone is trying to get you to do something illegal, chances are they're a Fed. +Amnesty this...Immigration that......NO MORE OF EITHER....THATS THE TRUE TICKET ! +The KKK isn't racist There are always black people hanging around in their meetings +This is the worst emergency room I have ever been to I just want to get the hell out of here +I got 18 inches of my hair cut off to explore my transgenderism (FtM). My name is Tiffany. Peer:: Why did you cut your hair? Me:: ... Because I wanted to. Peer:: Well, you look like a boy, you act like a boy, you talk like a boy, so I think we should call you Timmy. Me:: ... My cousin's name is Timmy. That's not my name :\ Peer:: Whatever. +Minister asks YouTube to remove video directing anti-Semitic abuse at him Minister asks YouTube to remove video directing anti-Semitic abuse at him - The Irish Times - Fri , Mar 30 , 2012 Alan Shatter - Jewish Nation-Wrecker - YouTube +Everyone can be what they wanna be but don't fucking tell me lies. I'm a woman bc of my anatomy & that's why men kill us. +I'm looking forward to seeing the western media 's apartheid twist on this story whilst they ignore the racist pension and land reform and genocide . +#Angels @ #Dodgers [T2-3o]: Martin Maldonado (swinging) RHP Brandon McCarthy Seq: FC○ CU○ FF CU× s3: 81.2mph Curveball +Lmaoo I should've seen that coming RT @DatBoyRayT: @1AlaaZ fat bitches need love to Craig +lrt tho i used to feel like a fake fan cus i got albums but i can only afford either albums or concerts and i choose to save for the shows +What's a cancer patient's favourite movie? Finding Chemo. +Woman makes extremely sexist assumption about a man with his daughter - All good according to TwoX +Even tho I'm the oldest we'll second oldest lol cuz auntie old af they still treat me An cater to me like the youngest lol 🤦🏾‍♀️😍 +Oh yeah he was part Jewish with brown hair and brown eyes . +Apple is the horde vs alliance of the tech world. +Don't think you supremacists would ever be able to build up the force of resistance that Irish Republicans did mate . +Uh, can the call to ashran noise please be a little louder? +I've always wanted to do female-oriented entertainment. I've always related to women more than guys... I watched a ton of romantic comedies. +Just finished 13 reasons why nd it made me realize how much I fucking hate humans +It's literally 3:45 am and I'm in my fucking feelings 😓 +My Kids are a lot like my Penis The harder I beat it the better I feel. +What do you call a white man marrying the woman of his dreams Incest +BroDiggity ‏   @YouGuysDoIt Jan 7 More I hate it when I get the nerve to talk to a pretty country girl in a straw hat and she’s a scarecrow. +They say that the people on top usually have it the best... Tell that to the people on 9/11 +Roman beating Undertaker is one thing but that was his fucking retirement match! +on #Ingrah Ngel,#Trey Gowdy & Congressman radcliffe, going after #FBI +When your knee hurt so damn bad you can't fucking move +Thanks, ive actually found this to be a very warm and welcoming site , been reading for a few weeks now , thought id register . +“Red-Letter Christians”: forgetting Jesus only spoke to Jews, then commissioned Paul to teach Gentiles (Acts 9:15) in line with Jn 16:12-13? +Timbuktu's Easter programme is now available online. Den building+survival skills are some of the many fun activiti… https://t.co/8EE4i6YWds +I hate going into the city. There are so many black people and it's so ghetto... Not to be racist or anything. +A server at a restaraunt got fired for leaving a load in the dishwasher. The dishwasher was fired too. 👉😎👉 +Netflix has me emotionally distraught over some damn cassette tapes +Just curious to see what you think about this. +Do guys know the plastic boxes you put on top of cars? Well, I finally got one for my car. It's very practical. I can barely hear my kids scream anymore. +I just caught this fat bitch slippin taking a selfie +Some chicks actually really like it +I got caught by a children hospital’s security, but all I did was steal a few... ... children’s virginity +This is poorly written and only intended to attack people who are often just trying to do good the best way they know how. +"@HellbentMriacle ""well they better stop saying that or i will punch them"" >you can't punch voices you idiot" +Tom Steyer out to throw away 30 million on Demcarted leftist communist groups to beat Trump out of office.. i propose that we find away to circle his money right into Republican pockets and still make the left cry again.😎 +Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? The people that sunk with the titanic. +i bjor-salar sit Drikk ein-kjels frå kjenger Slær skalden på strenger Kved terning i tagnad Di lukke og lagnad Der krigarar blide i bjor-salar sit Pertho er ei audig kjelde Til løye og lott Der krigarar blide i bjor-salar sit +Will there soon be a day average female weight surpass male weight I m accually unsure as long as gymcels or w/e exist +But it felt like ppl were more understanding of MTV/VH1 changing while BET became this evil entity of destruction. Not to me. +If all of this was true , you would not be beaten in every battle in I , II Balkan war and in WWI by us . +Thanks for that Limerickpit I have put that on my planner no doubt it will be a total destoration of the facts !! +If Dem pricks stop abusing women just think of how much business Planned Parenthood will lose. +In today's news report White people if you haven't robbed everyone blind you missed your opportunity because the snow has melted so there Is no more camouflage +Funniest shit I've seen in a while, holy shit +Hi, I am in Nor Cal and there are many other like minded people here too . +#gratitude Hey EVERYONE, thanks for the RT’s❤️’s & Mentions this past week! Personal shoutouts WILL RETURN in 2-WEEKS, Fri. Apr.14th ☮🖤 2/6 +A black Jewish man runs into a wall, what hits first? The bullet from my gun. +That's fucking it I'm going to Cleveland for the weekend nobody talk to me 🙅🏾 +ok, so do we need to kill them too or are the slavs okay ? for some reason whenever i hear the word slav , the word slobber comes to mind and i picture a slobbering half breed creature like the humpback of notre dame or Igor haha +i hate game requests on facebook . they 're the online version of jehovah 's witnesses . +My humor is so dark... its chained up in the basement begging for food +No, seriously, read that RT in Dwight's voice. +I prevented a suicide the other night.... Yup all I did was put the shotgun down +[LifeFuel] Top Norman falls for cuckoldry, promptly destroys himself, and enslaves himself to Changspawn +Wish I can literally wear whatever the fuck I wanna wear to work. Hate rules. +What’s the one time you never want to hear your doctor say “look, no hands!” When he is giving you a prostate exam. +I have always thought whites and negroes are as different as lions and tigers . +@miranda_mills okay, let's fight you ginger faggot +What is the policeman's worst nightmare? **Booletproof black man!** +How is humanity and jelly beans alike? No one likes the black ones +What’s the best part about having a baby? They won’t remember anything before the age of three. +“@BroCulture: When life knocks you down, stand the fuck up and say "You hit like a little bitch."” +I bet you are glad she doesn't take her color from her father. +Me (Nigerian and Malaysian descent, Black):: You know, when I was little, I always wanted to be as dark as Alek Wek. I love her skin color and used to deeply hope I'd get to be that black. Ex-husband (from the UK, White):: I don't think I'd be attracted to you if you were that dark. +No one is forcing anyone to play Pokemon Go. There is literally no question of ethics here. +What people always have something on their mind Brain Tumor patients +Did you hear that Stephen hawking came back from the grave as a zombie Thank god he has no battery left +I told my daughter she's too pretty to play football. +If you see the problem and do nothing to fix the problem, you're worse than the people ignorant about what is happening. +How could you begin to tell people that all this multi cultural stuff is wrong without being hated on by our fellow people ? +Those boys will use the plastic whisks as swords , and the girls ' lego creations will consist of dollhouses for the few white dolls , with the dark ones in the adjoining farm pen . +If you hang with hoes, you're a hoe by association. If you try and debate this, you're a hoe. If you get offended by this, you're a hoe.💯 +'You look like a keeper, can I have your number and see where it goes' 😂😂😂 maaaaatee it gets worse #indisguisephysco +Lefties on twitter are now saying it's "abusive" to "retweet to your altright followers". +The day we get attacked by aliens will be the day we realise there are Mosques on other planets. +A recently turned vampire cleaned his wound and tasted his own blood He said it was irony +What can you do with curly, frizzy hair? make it go away! +You know how I know Islam is the one true religion of the universe The universe started with a big bang +/u/cole91v tells the most heartbreaking story of why he can't be there for his daughters +The Best of West Ireland : Dingle , Galway and the Aran Islands - YouTube South Ireland : Waterford to the Ring of Kerry - YouTube Dublin and Mystical Side-Trips - YouTube Belfast and the Best of Northern Ireland - YouTube +RT @BitchBeEasy_: niggas w bitch tendencies< +I am so tired. Barely slept. Kept waking up to minor adrenaline rush. Need to move quickly, need to get stuff DONE, but really need a nap! +You sound very similar to Satan in the New Testament when he was tempting Jesus to abandon God by offering him wealth and power . +You're a boy! Boys don't cry! Do you want people to think you're a girl. +Race car backwards is still race car but race car sideways is how Paul walker died. +i Really was a mess in the pit for top shjsjfjdhf i was so sweaty and fighting so many people off of me and the girl in front of me +NASA is observing galaxies billions of light years away in search for Dark Matter. To be honest, they could easily point their telescopes to the nearest prison to observe dark matter. +I enjoy studying abroad. Though sometimes I go too far. Then she ends up raped and dead. +“@PoeticallyLucky: It's like when a bitch gotta pretty pussy but it's loose .” #witchcraft +#BlackMonday SA'n mxm.... when ppl lose the plot. Ask wat u can do 4 ur country & not wat ur country can do 4 u. Fuck u guys r tiring!!!! +I'm officially a 20 year old incel kill me now +Double play ends the Top half of the fourth, Clemson is back up to bat and is still leading 2-1 in the B4 +if i stopped at a shady ass motel in the middle of the night & the owner told me he does taxidermy i'd get the fuck outta there #batesmotel +"After *Annie & Tom's* Bottino Chelsea #NYCWedding I heard #TheBeachBoys ""Don't Worry Baby"" & had one of those perfect #BrianWilson moments X" +I actually had this idea before camp. Wanted to make for myself and carry. I just didn't know how to 😭 +What is the difference between Tupac and Swiss Cheese? One is full of holes and the other is Swiss Cheese +I live in Napervile , and CF < let me know when ya have a date for that get together , I would love to go . +You can get rid of boners and blacks in the same way You just beat them until they stop standing up for themselves +You're not my prisoner, you're my other half. I'm not gonna treat you any less than I'd treat myself. +Asians drivers - no survivors! +It remains to be seen whether the close scrutiny of dating histories becomes standard procedure or gets thrown down the memory hole like the checking the immigration status of maids that brought us AG Janet Reno. +I’m starting this hashtag in response to the hypocites in Hollywood that look the other way \ #YOUTOO +Things you can say about your car and not about your girlfriend It died 2 weeks ago but I still use some of the parts +What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedofile? Alien vs Predator. +.@Do_You_Eat_Pie Javon's a fucking homosexual that should just kill himself +Wasps explore rugby league possibilities for Ricoh Arena - https://t.co/OleZ6I8VME https://t.co/otDwzeg5AA +My friend said that my bike was stolen by a black man last week. So I went home and checked my shed, and there he was, chained up and begging for food +Why are people always looking on the dark web to see what's on there? I mean it's got dark in the name for a reason. You sell only blacks. +/u/Yishan on SRS, SJWs, Reddit Admins, free speech, bannings, etc. +An idea for the holiday: The King Herod abortion Clinic. +Every now and then the answer is Busch beer in a can. +Las Vegas - Crazy Liberal ISIS lover, NYC - ISIS lover, Texas - TBA (most likely crazy liberal or ISIS lover) +“The thrust of Obama’s speech condemned America as an unimaginative, prejudiced, unambitious country whose only hope lies in liberals who selflessly dedicate their lives to leading it out of the darkness.” +No offense, but honestly, I don't think of you as Asian. +What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a Dead baby I’ve never been inside a Ferrari +hoes get mad when they think you forget them +/r/toronto calls upcoming meetup for PUAs "Pro-Rape" [X-post r/mgtow] +Question about whether the sexual abuser should come forward before the victim decides to come forward +Why did the Jew become a football coach? Because he got a quarterback +What do CIA officers use to surf when they go on the beach? The Waterboard +like if you are going to be a sensitive lil bitch, do not talk to me. +Excuse me , but why do n't do it with Lord Of The Rings , or other masterpieces of the Supreme Tolkien , rather than with that rubbish ? +Wow I've watched this three times already, this is incredible footage James @jamesokeefeiii you guys @Projectveritas are fantastic! +I think there are some great Country and Western songs about or related to driving trucks . +I would be curious to know where in Missouri you can get a house that cheap ??? +hey girl , are you a school ? because i want to shoot kids in you +I swear math teachers don't let us use calculators because they are salty that they didn't have them. +Sometimes I'll watch the home videos we made of our daughter when she was a toddler I can't tell you how many times I've gotten off to "Bath Time" +I think anyone who is white and identifies as Maori [indigenous New Zealander] is just trying to rob the Government and University of money. +the other day , i saw the headline , " woman beats off rapist " . and i thought , " that seems like a reasonable compromise . " +why are women like hurricanes ? because when they come , they 're wild and wet , and when they go they take your house and car with them . +i want to shoot 10 elephants myself and leave them to rot while lighting a pile of tires on fire, i don't fucking care +Certainly it is just a coincidence that the Department of Justice is investigating Hillary's emails AND the Clinton Foundation & there was a fire at her house yesterday. +This reminds me of barrens chat. +"@Leesa_Michelle @Mojoman4Real @BrotherOwens @stribs @CaramelAtheist by going ""bhut Christians did the same thing"" isn't helping." +Sky news is so full of shit they almost stinks as bad as the BBC, but TBF they need more paedophiles to get to their level of cesspit. +I went to the baofeng website but it was in Chinese ... +Young white people are doing it more then ever , it 's just that those bloody clinics are getting better at what they do . +Show her a William Pierce video on YouTube and then explain it to her . +Rows for the hoes Curls for the girls Planks for the skanks Deep cuts for the sluts Quads for the broads No pecs No sex +If this 6'4" chad can't get a gf, that means it is truly over us subhumans. +Whats the dumbest question to ask a Chinese person? "Where's my dog" +When somebody rapes your gay son Somebody toucha my fagget +Woodstock is flanked by multicultural hell London and multicultural hell Kitchener , its a hopeless cause . +I'll ask one of the girls to do it. +.@SenBennetCO Be strong & do what's right for Colorado & the country! Stand w/ other dems against Gorsuch! #StopGorsuch +If they have a shitty or illogical way of thinking, they will always think that way. No matter how hard you try to get your point across. +like he didn't just do it for the sake of producing material, it's something he really wanted, like an instinct you have +Watchers of the wires beyond the firewalls. Like angels over Berlin. One can see another from afar. Dig? +Take a bowl of mashed chicken, add organic olives, roast for an hour, sprinkle with cream, and serve piping hot. +Both me and my wife would be very involved in every aspect of their schooling and the area we are moving to is very very white so will have to find out more from white parents already there that send their children to public school . +#PrimeSuspect1973 A bottle of Lucozade in the wrapper she'll be up and about in no time #aidseverything +😭😭 RT @KingHorseDick: Welp RT @ThePlasticPope The prettier bitch usually loses lol this Is science +140 chars is not close to enough to respond @ronancleere94 call me sexist but i dont believe any girl has a clue about horses +I'm not gonna get over those Minhyuk pics in my fucking life oh dear god +How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave. +Winter weather can't come fast enough tbh Fuck roasties and their revealing clothing. +When it hits you out of nowhere that you're a living breathing human on a rock planet traveling hundreds of miles through infinite space. +Khaled & Asahd's latest Snapchat 😭😭 man, that's love. That's the kind of love I hope to find in a partner & offspring 😭😭❤❤ +#fatpeoplenightmares +If you had good reason to suspect that a child was yours, but that the mother never told you about it, and had never attempted to claim financial support from you, would you still attempt to seek paternal rights and be part of the child's life? +"Dad, is europe far?" "shut up jamal and keep swimming" +A sub dedicated to proving that False Rape Accusations (FRAs) are a serious problem in society +Visit Booth 1644 & learn about our new V(D)J Solution for identifying paired T-cell transcripts from 100s to millions of lymphocytes #AACR17 +"""And once the storm is over, you won't remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive." +The guy's not a scientist. And I will bet $.47 that a majority of the other "reputable scientists" deniers either have no degree whatsoever or a PhD in Biblical Denial from University of Conservative Mormonism in Utah. +The people who can stop it are the ones who pay their wages . +@LongLiveChris__: Atlanta niggas* @NerdLifeThuggin: Bay niggas gotta chill. RT @LawTooRaw: I'm shitting on you hoes. http://t.co/XA5INg0sc6 +you know who the best readers are ? the people who died on / they went through stories in seconds +#FacebookDown #InstagramDown Looks like cyber attack hit them both But @getongab works fine What Ddos around, Ddos comes around, it seems @a +I want to know where did Celtic Nation found this picture : Just two girls looks to be portuguese . +lol. why do people think that mentioning a username when you've got them blocked is a ToS violation? +So I decided to play a game called "The Game of Life" And I got spawn killed by choosing to spawn as a first born female in "China" server +Ppl blaming @KendallJenner for the @pepsi ad. Dats her job. if y'all were offered millions of dollars I bet you'd do it too. #Pepsibacklash +what s the best part about sex with a five year old boy ? watching him break down on the witness stand . +What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage? You don't eat a train carriage +Given that he already used his low twitter userid to brag about his worth, I shouldn't be shocked that he wants twitter to be classist. +“Too much capitalism does not mean too many capitalists, but too few capitalists.” - #Chesterton We are passively witnessing an ever accelerating concentration of wealth and power that is going to do us in. +what do you call a gay italian ? faghetti +@ReaganBattalion @BenSasse It's what happens when someone's opinion is given ZERO weight. If a decision is going to… https://t.co/hOiN4x5U8V +My dad saw his dad die right in front of him He was arrested 5 minutes later for sexual assault +#Trump #Syria #Russia Russia was warned about Tomahawk-Strike. Enough time to evacuate. Hopefully #Putin reacted calm and logical! +Why are Americans so dumb? Because everyone who goes to school gets shot. +The normal narwhal noticed and named while the nocturnal narwhal nodded and nodded. #normalnarwhal #nocturnalnarwhal +"This ""Throwing Elbows"" remix i found is fuckin insane 😥🎧🎵" +Call me a fucking deadbeat dad when I'm in Florida making my sons future better! Meanwhile you fucking that nigga in front of my son. 💯🖕🏽 +two syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most american in three weeks . after three weeks the syrians meet again at a mcdonalds . the first syrian makes his case for him being more american by saying : " every day i have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet . i just purchased my first car and it is a chevy el camino . i 've recently started listening to toby keith and lynard skynard and my favorite football team is the dallas cowboys . beat that ! " the other syrian simply replies with : " get out of my country , you fucking towelhead . " +If there was a tax on sex, I'd be getting a hefty refund check. +RT @maiiipower: Don't fucking disrespect him like that. https://t.co/XhBTFV1HVj +I'm young and viciously angry I 'm not going to lie or apologize for my actions i treat non whites like utter crap and i always have and always will they are n't human in my eyes Anyone who tries to wipe out my race and culture will be met by hostility by me any race who rape and abuse their and my women will be met by hostility and contempt by me WPWW +LDARA Uchiha His whole plan was to get everyone to LDAR (Infinite Tsukynomi) +I feel like this sub has been quite empty lately looks like i have to revel in loneliness even on the internet +Hopefully the rise of wonder woman feminism will relax the requirements that men need to be 6'+ tall, with a perfect face and make over $100k annually +What’s similar between an alcoholic’s newborn and memes? They’re around for a bit until they suddenly die. +What's incommon with a new meme format and a child ? they both have a good life expectancy until I get the hold of them. +What dark jokes and my daughter have in common? I use them whenever i have a chance. +This bitch is mad because her man cheated but she cheated too!!!! Why you mad?!!! +RT @RedBone9922: These hoes ain't loyal 🙌 +Don't pass me the aux cord 😂 my playlists so bipolar imma have you feeling like a savage then in your feelings to feeling in love +what 's the hardest thing about running through a field of dead babies ? my erection . +Falsely accused of rape favors egalitarianism, condemns feminism, his feminist GF portrays him as "turning into a misogynist" +Yeah, but I should mention that a few places there , like Beaver Falls and Aliquippa , are chock-full of filthy -- and I mean filthy -- n * * * * * s . +Searched the web for black people they were giving great discounts online +how do you get 100 dead babies on a boat how do you get 100 dead babies on a boat? a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies off a boat? nachos. +It's literally the easiest voting i've ever done. If you claim to be a td fan and don't vote for him you're fucking cancelled +If i aint hit that bitch then i aint hit that bitch why lie about it thats petty bullshit +I was gonna make a black people club... I was gonna make a black people club, but it turns out they already have one. Prison. +What's the difference between a dead baby and a hooker? I've never fucked a hooker before. +(Wave) SWELL: 5.3 ft at 11.4 s N / WIND WAVE: 2.0 ft at 5.6 s NNE / WVHT: 5.9 ft / APD: 7.5 s / MWD: 6° / 8:00a HST +Everything is just fucking wank a can't wait to be on holiday +[Showerthought] Women paint their faces, but it's men who wear the mask. +DAY6 kick off April with the live concert part of their 'Every DAY6' series https://t.co/mLzRYspJAF by… https://t.co/xDfqvxfd21 +I traveled to Houston to help hurricane Harvey victims But I'm incel because of my personally and negative attitude... +Whats the difference between a nigger and a woman One gets darker when beat +Hey, girl, are you nuts? Because I want to take you to a secluded but memorable spot in the woods and bury you there. +Four hundred forty four #PlaylistMo BOOM GOES MY HEART by BAILEY MAY @mor1019 #MORPinoyBiga10 @BTeamCebu +People steal others’ hearts on Valentines A boy in Florida steals others’ souls instead +Mommy why is my backpack so heavy? ALLAHU AKBAR sweetie. +If that's yo hoe ... That's my hoe 2 +If Normies really wanted to help us, they will offer to fund our plastic surgery But no, we have to exist so you dont feel THAT inferior to Chads rigth mr.Norman. +Daily Reminder that if you're a sub 6 male women want you DEAD. +9 day break from running starts today. The longest since, well, this time last year! ⛷⛷ #skiing @SkiLevi +I asked judge Moore if he had groped anyone etc.I believe him...He said no.....VOTE MOORE! +what is the difference between lawyer and liar ? pronunciation . +Once you go black.. your dad will never come back. +I like my women like I like my golf scores In the eighties with a slight handicap +Encourage each other and give each other strength, just as you are doing now. #MayWardforUniSilverTime +so is it going to go private again or what are they going to close it down as soon as the sub gets too much traffic again? +Damn, @danaaaps got me fucked up in my feels w/ Selena now. Thank you fam 😂 +I'm going to nail my GCSEs... like the Manchester bombing victims. +Gotta love day one college homework. Write 3 interesting facts about yourself? I thought finals were supposed to be hard this is impossible. +BBC News: " People who suffer from Anxiety and Depression more likely to develop Cancer " That'll cheer them up. +I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/QUMVSAxNLU I AM: The Way, The Truth, and The Life +That, or they were beat-ups in school and now they have badges , guns , and huge chips on their shoulders ! +I JUST KAIES BONSENS AND ITWAS SO BORING IM PISSED +The Jews and their minions are shutting down the government so they can enable an invasion of mud people. +black men fight alongside their non-black exxotical queens against the white man, is really the black male wet dream, so again not surprised +What does the "Q" from "Iraq" stands for? Quicksilver +I couldn’t come to terms with the fact that I was gay and dyslexic I was in Daniel +Dufner playing good at Houston open. Always my outside bet on the majors. 175/1 for the #masters2017 on sky bet +"@ThomasKaempfen @millerpolsci Definitely GOP more.. Because the Democrats are either too corrupt or ""nice"" to constantly obstruct." +they were planning an overwatch lan party at school , so they studied the best ' play of the game ' video they binge watched columbine camera footage +If you don't have the 3 8's you can never satisfy a woman 8/10 8 inches 8 Feet If you aren't these women despise you and want you dead +just found out that i have to copyrighted videos on my Chanel because i was told it would be all right to use by PS4 share factory fuck +/u/Shamijay needs to stop validating gambler and his cancer That is all. +makoto is a snobby bitch who is just sucking the principals dick i hate her +Racism isn't real... Black people are just worse +"She's just stopping by One quick drink ""Hello, Goodbye"" The one who got away Didn't even try to make her stay" +Experts agree it has the lowest handling noise ever heard. +Sooo, I'm trying to stream today but PMDG does not let me activate :( All black screens and no working buttons. +All though it is amusing that GamerGate wants to get on my nerves enough that they are willing to support @Spacekatgal. 😘 +So when is someone doing the shooting stars meme to that fucking jumps. +I want a girl that reminds me of a report card. Her face has to be an A, she has to have double DDs, 'cause tonight I want to F. +Get the fuck over yourself fag. You're an undercover hooker and actually use weave cause you're balding. You are NOT cute. +#Photography #Plane flying over buildings by Zong Qin https://t.co/GHxgRTuPIH https://t.co/iN81eRMONn +i did n't mind when the gay couple kicked me out of their restaurant they 're all fucking assholes anyway +May the cheese in your life melt properly and your steaks be super juicy and your troubles resolve quickly like on I love Lucy +19th January 1419 Henry V takes Rouen completing his reconquest of Normandy. +Normies say that incel women exist Yet when you say you want a virgin women they all tell you that it's high demand. +How do you make a toddler cry twice? Clean your bloody cock with his teddy bear. +I just assumed you were my nurse. +Females can literally get rich and get free shit just by being nude on cam, even if they aren't hot +How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm. +what are some similarities between Michael Jackson and an Xbox They're both made of plastic and children turn them on +I hate bitches that fish for compliments +Omg I fucking hate Wilfred this fucking dog man lmfaooooo +"@missA_sujii @TWICEU_NY dream nananana~ na na na~ na na na 좋은 꿈 <<< couldn't remember the lyrics well. :"")" +Infidelity Statistics 25% of men and 15% of women have cheated on their spouse +the other day , i made a joke about princess diana dying . my friend told me it was old news . i said , " yeah , but making fun of british deaths is still so fun . " " yeah , but after all this time ? " " always . " +Guy on bus, talking to his friend, sitting beside me, a woman:: Look at that sign. Women's basketball. His friend:: That shouldn't even be a sport. Made me feel invisible, sad & angry. +What you saying hoe? +"@1stTryScience @bodily_head @richardohughes @HamsterScope @Bad_Girl_Bex There is no ""Earth's Motion"" in Avionics. #FlatEarth #Truth2017" +What does an Artist and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the wall +It's crazy how bitches make you niggas act like bitches... Get some fucking money +I'll stop drugs, alcohol, fags, sluts for you. Just give me a chance. It's been a year and I feel the same, that clearly means something. +Dont believe them hoes. +I'm not fond of watching television this year so I'm not updated. But because of social media I became aware of what's happening right now. +We already see traces of play around the world after #cplay17. How can we stay in touch & keep track of the play initiatives? +...the Jew shall have my Flesh , blood and bones and all ... +Sadly this is the 2nd time I've seen this sentiment #getalife @AndyCambridgio I'm not sexist but fuck catching a girl pokemon #pokemonprobs +You can make a choice that you're responsible for when you're drunk, except when it involves your genitals, and this isn't a double standard used to criminalize only men because....SHUT UP! +RT @SheScreams_Mami: These hoes ain't loyal🙅💯👌 +Princess diana was on the radio the other day.... And the dash bored and the window and the bonnet..... +i was watching porn last night when my grandmother walked in . not the best way to find out what she does for a living . +There's a connection between tolerating shit in your mind that isn't true and tolerating shit in your country that isn't white. +My dad was supposed to be on one of the planes during 9/11. In my opinion at least. +child porn i was on the bus with my friend yesterday , when he pulled out his phone and began showing me child pornography . i was horrified . the resolution on his iphone was terrible +there’s 3 black guys are in a car, who’s driving? the cop +RT @CHlLDHOODRUINER: she paid $5 to hold the monkey and look what he did 😂😭😩 this monkey real af http://t.co/NgeCuWehHb +What do you get when you burry someone annoying Ass-phalt +This nigga Magic Johnson got a Grade A faggot for a son 😂😂.. He had to have done some terrible shit growin up lol.. +football wont be around much longer....no songs will be sung....except maybe SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT +/r/AskReddit thread about sexual acts in prison - rape among inmates, sex with guard and sexual assault by guards +If rape by deception is a thing then why doesn't being fooled into having sex thinking she isn't ovulating rape? +Britain First are the most patriotic people we have in our country The establishment persecute them for ONLY speaking the truth and highlighting what is going on in Britain +I don't need feminism because... because my happiest should never be a byproduct of someone else. +What’s a similarity between taking a shit and having an abortion It doesn’t matter if you’re pleased with the results or not, the contents are still being flushed down the toilet. +how do you kill a native american ? throw a beer bottle off a cliff . how do you kill two native americans ? tell the other one it was full . +I'll never forgive them, never forgive They put my heart to the test For all the harm they have done Double bang in their mother +i told that lik bitch she was ugly .. i hope sge aint get offended 😬 +Ayuna Vogel AyunasCode .TipTopGS honestly, any other conf I've been to so far had more women engs than #WWDC 😒 +Good thinking I hear you say. Sadly not. The elastic had gone in the waistband & they fell down (mid plank/sit up combination) thus exposing +"""I was fucking with them niggas youbwas fucking with them hoes.... who cares""" +Show the world @SenateGOP @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP we are united supporting @POTUS actions against al-Assad. +Personally I think the Nordic royalities should marry other Nordic ( or Germanic ) people , although I did n't watch it on TV or do I have nothing against Mary or Australians . +Cafeteria worker:: Where are you from? Me:: Umm... Massachusetts. CW:: [looking at my ID] No, I mean your nationality? [indicating my name] You're not American, I can tell. Me:: Oh. I'm half-Chinese, half-Belgian. At an East Coast liberal arts university. Made me feel labeled, like my being born in the US isn't enough to make me American. +Why didn’t jews do a holocaust on nazis? The gas bill would be too expensive +A Gamer killed himself the other day On his Grave 'Disconnected by user' was written +There's a fucking clown filter on Snapchat, I want to die. +All my hoes they so rude +“The discovery of what is true and the practice of that which is good are the two most important aims of philosophy.” ― Voltaire +Feminist teach other womens that raping a male is impossible, or in other term promoting it. +Good night all.Remember take life one day at a time.Sometimes it comes down to one hour at time.Keep the faith. +I know when I need to brush my teeth when there's another mass shooting in America About twice a day +A Mexican and a black fall out of a tree, who hits the ground first? The Mexican of course, the black guy is stopped by the rope. +How many Jews can you fit in a mini? Two in the front, 5 in the back and 30 million in the ashtray. +Infuse your life with action, Don't wait for it to happen, Make it happen, Make your own future, Make your own... https://t.co/vQTbqZ9V0X +Treat women like human beings this is my favourite meme What's yours? +The ink is black The page is white, together we learn to read and write, a child is black, a child is white, the whole world looks upon the sight, a beautiful sight +@ileny13 @GiselleMaryy fuck up hoes meaning stfu hoes lol 😅 +What does the W in Africa stand for? Water +What's the difference between Donald duck and Donald Trump? I don't know, but one molested me backstage at Disneyland. +Verses If her age is on the clock she is ready for the cock If she can cross the street she can take the meat If she can ABC she can STD +Man @Fugazi3011. Ducked me like a true hick. Would have split that white trash faggot lid +What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is an evil, cold-blooded, often venomous, slimy creature of Satan And the other one did the Holocaust +I love the effect that going private has on these failed normans Seriously these guys are ripping their hair out while mashing the F5 button wondering when they'll get their fix of shaming incels to feel better about their existence. +Upon careful review of this indictment of Paul Manafort and #RickGates the question needs to be asked - where was the FBI and DOJ in 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 while Mueller, Comey, Holder, and Lynch were at the helm? +Woman On 20's I was wondering what /r/MensRights thought about the movement to replace Andrew Jacksons on the 20 Dollar bill htttp://www.womenon20s.org +RT @itsDorry: maybe all these fake bitches will pretend to be real for halloween +@TheRealCortlan All the thirsty hoes. Lol +That is when you take out your phone and take pictures of them . +Observation about girls who post here and say they dont like chads Even if they dont like them, any muscular chad I have ever seen has a hot gf/wife + side chicks +Do normies really expect me to go trought all this "fix your life" before I get even simple hug and nice word? +A peace treaty is brokered. Google reverts search to include porn and adds a new Google API for Cats as a Service. The world rejoices. +I'm a strong independent woman but if you're a man in an elevator with me you better be letting me out that bitch first +What do jews and santa have in common? Both leave through the chimney. +Seriously I haven't seen a single #MassEffectAndromeda review that I agree with. It was the best I've played so far in the series. +RT @KINGTUNCHI_: Lol got these hoes in they feelings ! +Eben and Stephen both Indirecting me fucking trannys I'd have em both +Why is this sub becoming so bad? Because u/N8theG8 is a nigger +Can anybody tell me why they believe bitcoin billionaires will be any less vile and corrupt than fiat billionaires? +You're a girl, go over there. +Infidels are divided into two groups Head and body +What to expect on #CrookedHillary new book about #WhatHappen why she lost 2016 election... Chapter 1.Lies Chapter 2.Lies Chapter 3.Lies...😂 +Going into the Ocean wearing a bathing suit made of meat is asking for a Shark bite +With the exception of two mestizo teachers , all my teachers from kindergarten to now have been white . +#yr Victor already knows Chloe did it , just like he knows about Kristin's paternity. Victor knows everything!! +I donate to hand jobs over Toronto to raise awareness +9/11 Jokes aren’t funny My grandfather was on one of the planes that hit the two twin towers. His last words were “Ala Hu Akbar” +What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor. +hey normies have you ever thought what your life would be like if you were ugly as fuck and creepy looking ? +Why is TwoXChromosomes a default subreddit whereas theres no default subreddit XYChromosomes? +i have conflicting ideas with a retarded kid . i say " potato " he says " hhhrreannngng ! " +man i seriously fucking hate drawing stuff i dont like +What's the best thing about fucking a 7 year old boy? Watching him break down on the witness-stand. +Woman are just like Mental Math If they’re under thirteen just do them in your head. +I wish a woman would just touch me I have been so deprived of female contact for years, if a female would hug me I'd probably cry. +3 things i cant stand while dealing with a bitch! A. HIT FEET B. STANK ASS BREATH C. SKANK ASS WAYS +just because I have tattoos doesn't make me a bad person. don't look at me like that. Lookin like the Grinch stole your dinner face ass hoe. +Too many niggas act like bitches, damn that shit so crazy, dropped outta school my OG tell me everyday she praying 🙏🏽 +eu to muito shook harry styles is a fucking rockstar +"I think we'll probably end up terminating NAFTA" +I can't even look at the screen during this piece of shits entrance. Just looking at Roman makes me sick. FUCK YOU REIGNS! #WrestleMania +Has anyone else seen the star of david jew fan in the laundry room on "Big bang theory"? +What an odd place for an asterisk. @JoeyTDB I'm not sexist but *most girls are fucking stupid. +I am actually so fucking sick of Ed fucking Sheeran, like I can't deal with it anymore, I don't know what to do. +Little Agatha saw her brother naked in the shower She pointed to his privates and said "mommy what is that? How come I don't have it?" Her mom replied: don't worry dear, one day you will discover tinder. +Niggas be impregnating the most basic of bitches.. No job, don't know how to drive a car, no money, no house... n wonder why they miserable +We knew when we started this that a movement based on harassment would do anything in their power to stop it. +What’s the difference between feminism and a really dull pencil The dull pencil has a point +I miss my fag friends +Croatia will play in the World Cup final But I really hope Africa will win though. +coffee dOESN'T EVEN FUCKING RHYME WITH CONFERENCE. xD! +you 're about as useless as jpegs to helen keller . + David Knight‏ Notice how quickly things turned bad for #ISIS after @realDonaldTrump stopped #CIA shipping arms to "moderates" in #Syria? +I have fallen for the Harry Styles new single hype hook, line and sinker. Listened to it far too many times already. #signofthetimes +Humans are a lot like bread The darker is it is the less fat that it has +I don't like dreads on anyone as a part of a fashion, but this is just touristy shit, and the tourist industry feeds people. +Bad bitches in dirty ass houses <<< +Above all the blackpills, I'd just like femoids to realize that they have an immense level of privilege +this bitch claims to hate me but is stalking all my retweets and doesn't even follow me🤔🤔🤔 +Anybody catch Bill O' Reilly's word of the day yesterday?.......MISANDRIST +“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites” -Barack Hussein Obama Remove ALL Vestiges of this racist POS #RemoveOneRemoveAll +Ivanka is an excellent role model for working moms. But her focus on liberal talking points—the wage gap—is concerning. Educate yourself. +What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off +dick pics i texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis . i wanted to let her know i was thinking about her . +Sexist tweet par excellence @kenziee_annn I'm not sexist, but women are seriously awful drivers +That's what I tell my hoes when they ain't throwing the neck RT "@shibermetimbers: Aint nobody got time for that" +- a city. Fortunately no sane person would be out during such a hot day, let alone in a secluded grassy field. Ah, but who really - +did you hear about the new carmageddon high score ? some guy driving a semi - truck in france got a massive pedestrian combo ! +New TechCrunch Article: Author Ryan Holiday talks about the value of stoicism in a high-tech world https://t.co/IVC8NLFMbB +Why is Virgin shaming perfectly ok, but slut shaming is horrible and sexist? +I Need Hope Please post pictures of great before and after plastic surgery transformations of men +The worst thing a bitch can do is let me knw I got her attention💯cuz bitch u gone DIE I'm finna stress u tf out ☺️ finna BLOW u purposely💅🏾 +Did you know Paul Walker struggled with dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders in the glovebox. +NY terrorist attack CNN stating terrorist was shouting "God is Great" Translation: Allahu Akbar +#FeudFX It's Joan Fucking Crawford!!!! @MsSarahPaulson 🙌🏾💯🔥 +What is ironic about the LGBT flag? It's hanging from poles like the gays used to do. +Why should I want to be nice when niceness is a worthless quality? +Hey all I 'll be visiting southwest england in a few weeks , pm if you 'd like to get together for a pint if your in the area . +My Wife My wife’s a hypocrite , she shouts at me for loosing the remote but when I mention the baby... +This is a perfect example of the double standard. +does anyone know if this school was bought or was started as a school for white kids bc if so i would move my family to kansas asap just so my kids could go to a white school .. +I want Alex Trebek to be the spokesman for Money Squirting pussy creme +If your nose isn't narrow and well defined it's over Women despise wide and bulbous ethnic looking noses Pretty much every guy that does well with women has a sharp narrow-ish nose. +I May not say it a lot but I hate apologetic ARMYS I hope they choke on every dick but BTS's +emily's fucking rant in snapchat i'm living for it 😂😂😂 +RT @IdGaf_IMYella: To be honest niggas are the biggest roaches these days.. They be with bitches just to have someone to put shit in their … +“Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible.” - Frank Herbert #PoliticsInOneSentence +What is a romantic relationship between two black people called? A slave ship. +MY SUITCASE LITERALLY DIDNT COME IM SO FUCKING PISSED RN +Someone in charge of the executive branch ought to perhaps do something about it. https://t.co/jFLML5sR8G +Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: "I don't have a…" +i watched these guys just go on a witchhunt then fucking found out they were wrong then backtracked +What does the back of my church have in common with the boys locker room at my school on photo day? Both are filled to the brim with boys in suits undressing +My niggah I was waiting all weekend to take these shits 😩😂 +What is site for having an orgey with your family called? 23 in me #Fuckthe10characterrule +these hoes give it up now, shame i could see they cherry stems in the fucking street. +i thought i had no anne frank jokes luckily , i found some hiding in my attic . +bruh my lyft car literally does not have windows.... a bitch is cold +i met my wife at the gun range which i was manager of at the time , a woman who shoots guns and hunts is a keeper for sure .. +If ra-heem had a gat wit 17 bumps and jose ' dised him in front of OG peeps and he capped dat bitch twice den double tapp hector jus cause he be dere , monique pregnant , say ra-heem baby daddy , how much welfare they get ? multiply food stamps X project housing add free utilities , stolen cars and drugs sold to find out why they are still poor +YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 1/6 YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 2/6 YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 3/6 YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 4/6 YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 5/6 YouTube - SAS Survival Secrets Ep1 Pt 6/6 +I wish it hurt a lot from the outside. @MohamedK62 I'm not sexist but seeing a woman driving a Jaguar hurts a little bit from the inside. +Lee was brought in by the Mariners to be trade bait all along. Teams go ape-shit at the trade deadline and deal away prospects they otherwise wouldn't touch. [...] Hope that's just a rumor. +The best thing @wadhwa could do for women in tech is leave them the hell alone, creeper. #stopwadhwa2015 +Why don't Syrian kids like to make the bed? They prefer to wash up... +Wait there is going to be anti-white people in Euro 2012 ? +Dark humor is like an extra chromosome Not everyone gets it, but if you do you're special +That’s why, um, today I’m in a good mood, so I guess I really will say it. I’m sorry for making you worry. Thank you, “Onii-chan.” +Never met the bitch but I fucked her like I missed her +Since a Democrat got elected in Alabama I guess we can now start fucking our brothers too. +The amount of aggressive, disrespectful, disgusting niggas I came into contact with tonight was UNREAL. Swear they wanted to die +"RT @Karate_Horse: among my friends I'm called ""the professor"" because I am fucking stupid" +Reddit just locked the comments for a very controversial issue regarding the diversity worker at a university who decided to use the hashtag #killallwhitemen on the schools diversity twitter account +If you have access to a Costco, a lot of people like the Kirkland plain white tees. I have a bunch, they're cheap in packs and a bit heavier and longer than many white shirts, which makes it clear that they're not really undershirts. [...] Hopefully it'll let you spend full price for a pair of shoes that you like (generally people prefer not to wear secondhand vans), and maybe a couple of other pieces that you really like and aren't cheap, like a jacket or something. +your daily reminder that aspec people are all valid and welcome in the lgbt/queer/mogai community if they choose to identify as such !! +I wish Kenny Rogers ran a zoo in Nebraska. +How do you feel about marriages between whites and racially mixed people ? +Well it's that fucking moment when your alarm goes off at 5am but you have been up since 2am Fuck my life!!😐 +Q: who’s a prostitutes favourite customer? A: lepers because they always leave a tip. +Never confuse Libya with Syria...you'll get blocked...MANKIND IS NOW FUCKING INSANE...same again barman !. +"She still freakin refuses to leave evac zone because ""according to neighbours street hasn't flooded in 50 years."" FFS!" +RT @DonteMacc: 6. THE TIME 2K HAD ME FUCKED UP!!! 😡😡😂 https://t.co/KwIBvBMyI9 +Children of Germany : more at Kinder Deutschlands | Alle Inhalte | DW.DE | 04.06.2014 Text says she is from Portugal , but looks racially mixed . +Sleepytime peach tea with lavender infused honey, you complete me. +So I think my girlfriend is cheating on me She was screaming the name rape.. I dont know who that it Is but seems to be a nice guy +Impressed with myself for persisting with "Dry January" 18 days in and still not had a shower or a bath. +I sae a black guy being beaten with a hammer, I yelled "No! Stop!" Poor hammer didn't deserve it +It is impossible for #hertha not to score in those pink shirts. We are getting 1.... At least.... #BMGBSC #hahohe +"Like srsly if your employee tells you, ""what you're doing/saying is triggering my PTSD"" THEN STOP FUCKING DOING IT." +the fact that rat doesnt have a pirate skin is a fucking crime +Random guy on the street:: The green is nice. [referring to the dress I was wearing] Me:: [no response] Random guy:: Come on, why do you always gotta be so unhappy. Me:: [keeps walking] On a University campus last month. He felt so entitled that a) he felt he had the right to comment on my appearance, and b) that when I chose not to respond to him, he felt the need to express his frustration; like I am obligated to respond to him because he initiated conversation me. +#trending STAHP i hate dust ROBOBOBO banana #guns #HELP CRUISIN pleep WHATAMEMEME +What do you mean, you're a Christian? You're a lesbian! That's just masochistic! +the adventures of helen keller ! +Democrats are in a quandary in California...they either lower their taxes or watch the rich that they depend on...leave the state. +Why was the Gay Japanese kid so scared to come out to his parents? The last time a gay dropped the bomb it killed 80,000 people +Week 3 Things Got Ugly And Nasty During The Power Of Veto Ceremony I Will Provide The Link And Video #BB19 +Why are jokes about rape and child abuse not funny? I feel like they're all forced +"why do we like popularity? ""a lot of people gathered here once"" at a given time does not make an event more relevant...it makes it popular" +Smoke good weed with bad bitch and give a good girl bad habits +The older I get, the more I welcome death. +My favorite part. sheds some light on how the Holocaust is taught in high schools around the world ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ got to keep the bankroll going in every country in every high school on the global map They have jew inspectors going to every high school making sure the holocaust is being properly taught ( if you know what i mean ) . +Is it true the whole British kingdom is run by lizards Just sayin +Work ,nigga fuck work!! It's Friday bitches, fuck Friday!! All about Saturday !!! Tomorrow will be epic!! +Why is no P in LGBTQ? Just be patient, the Vatican is working on it. +It seems to me that the other side of sexual harassment is what's not being talked about Women using their bodies to get ahead. +what 's worse than a bee sting ? two bee stings . what 's worse than two bee stings ? the holocaust . what 's worse than the holocaust ? three bee stings . ( alternate answer : million jews ) +I Just Have A Couple Of Months Behind And Then I'll Be Caught Up With The Main Roster Of WWE Monday Night Raw And WWE Smackdown Live +What’s worse than finding 10 dead babies in a bin? Finding 1 baby in 10 bins. +WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS BALOR?!!! #RAWaftermania +E-merchant-ism is only acceptable when it's combined with action, such as in the case of Cantwell who became a political prisoner on our behalf. +Lucky me I was walking to the video store last night to rent a porno when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver. +German gay guy left in critical condition after being fag bashed in Belgrade http://t.co/6hOFBlxAuL +"Hemet Weather at 11:00 AM, Temperature 73.2, Humidity 19%, Wind 0.0 mph from the W, Daily Rain 0.00"", Monthly Rain 0.00"", Yearly Rain 17.89""" +Charge of the normie brigade Which sub is brigading this time, I'm in the mood for laughing are norman comments. +What’s black white and red all over? A zebra in a blender +If white people who shoot up schools all have mental problems, what do black people have? Nothing because they end up in prison anyway +Omg. So the TSA took my luggage walked it out. I'm thinking he bouta check it. Walks me outside and said I didn't check your luggage. Tip me +Whats the difference between a stoner and a jew? one of them doesn't scream when it gets baked +Delivery is an important part of telling a joke. Except abortion jokes, they don't have one. +My friend Kelly; she's black, but she's really smart. +We've gotten through half the Superbowl and i have yet to see a commercial about men beating or disenfranchising women Might not be a "win" but I'm not feeling harassed at least +It's not that i don't like you it's just your a nasty ass girl and i don't fw that 🤷🏻‍♀️ +I was about to make a belt made from watches until I realised it was a waist of time.. +I'm very curious how the WWE fanbase will recieve Nakamuras.... lack of motivation in unimportant matches. +The R in "woman" stands for rights +That's what I fucking hate. Every defender just backing off and letting Aguero take on the shot. Make some bloody tackle. +they're working on a bill to prevent retards from voting. who knew retards COULD vote? things are starting to make sense now. +I suppose that 's why all I get out of you is `` loose ends '' ? +Bobby bitch>Hot nigga +To all the normies saying calling yourself ugly / self hating is unattractive I was ugly way before I started saying it +If /r/niceguys members really were about gender equality, why does /r/niceguys have 93,904 readers and /r/nicegirls have 2,580 readers? +Your mother should move to India I heard cows were sacred there +"@LiamKing18 when ur first name is Princess and thy just look at you like ""REALLY?"" Or ""NO WAY"" or just look at you" +What's the best thing about showering with a 7 year old? If you slick their hair back they look 5. +I left twitter for GAB when I was told about it on twitter by the lovely and talented @ViciousKynd After about a day on GAB I deleted my twitter account and have been here ever since. +*top not too. +Liberals respect the voters who made Trump president. Wait ! That was a joke. Liberals hate a real president in the white house. @cspanwj +My step-daughter picks up a baseball. She wants to play catch. Mother-In-Law:: Girls don't play baseball! That's for boys! Me:: Girls do play. I did. [Mother-In-Law rolls her eyes.] My mother-in-law's sexist and racist comments just make me so sad and angry at her. Especially when they come before/after passive-aggressive advice on how my husband and I should be raising his daughter. +*In Lecture* Student: Is this gonna be a question on the exam Professor: You're MOTHERF@#$*&G right VCU will excite you +What does a Syrian chef like to cook? Grenades. +is money over bitches +Hope Federer continues his blistering form of 2017 by winning the Miami Masters there. Go Federer!!!! +@marissaaxoo @kakestevens @mandaclementine someone needs to give these bitches a gatoraide or ten +What's the difference between a shipment of dead babies and a shipment of rice? You can't unload a shipment of rice with a pitchfork. +two black guys are walking down the street . two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $ black guy one : " do you think it will work ? black guy two : " only one way to find out . " b " i only have $ " b " well , i have $ i 'll go do it then give you my change b " let 's do it then " b goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost , wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase . b " holy shit it actually worked ! let me get that $ " b " fuck you , nigger . get a job . " _ xpost : r / sickipedia +To whoever it may concern. I am selling the set in my profile picture. I don't have a price and I am willing to Barter. Message me :D +Forever having horrible trust and overthinking issues and putting myself in a shitty mood. +Good thing you'll never get the opportunity. @ItsJonTyler I just don't feel safe driving with any girl call me sexist +After a fairly satisfying start, @WWE decides to end a legend's career at #Wrestlemania with a loss vs Reigns? Major disappointment Vince. +It's 2 in the fucking morning and there is a helicopter circling my neighborhood... I just wanna sleep... +'GOP Lost 2 Governor Races in Deep Blue States' (Inotherwords, NOT a win for Dems, just the same ole same ole) +What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A not very good electrician. +When Taylor Swift said "Oh my god, look at that face" in her song called Blank Space that features Sean O'Pry, she meant his personality not the way his face looks. +it's crazy I fought my brothers & nvr my sister 😂 I wouldn't hit her tho, that's my lil baby (even tho she 21 w/a kid already) she still 👶🏽💕 +Why did the blond run over her new papillon? The Doctor said she needed a Pap Smear. +So it 's not enough Professor Ratajczak 's life was destroyed when he was fired , some filthy desert rat from Israel still had to go kill him ? +mass murdering their own people, what culture and society hasn't done that and still to this Day? @SMShow +There are two types of Dunkin Donuts employees obese or anorexic. +What's Bill Cosby's favorite soda? Date grape. +forming one little place ... a village or a small community that is purely White and that no other race can enter or interact with unless it has majority consent . +When @MedievalReacts posts 8 fucking betting tweets #unfollow #byefelicia +I accidentally (not kidding) punched a wall yesterday and my fucking knuckles are killing me +Why is killing a Jew is not really fun anymore ... ? If you had sex every 10 seconds it will start to lose it's fun too . +what does a suicide bomber say when he 's teaching a class ? pay attention ! i 'm only going to show this once +I’m not racist Some of my best slaves are black . +Paul Ryan should be beaten about the ears with a fire hydrant. +#news #france US coal companies ask Trump to stick with Paris climate deal - Reuters… https://t.co/9zNEsFZKIQ +The people you surround yourself with are another source of brainwashing . +Clean Bandit - Rockabye ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie, Here's The Brand New # 1 Video In The World... Have A Great Night Ya'll, Live N Luv Life +I fucking forgot my glasses at the ramen place :') +Why do pedophiles love golf so much? Every single hole but one is under 18 +The more snowflake libtards hate President Trump, the more I like him! +Driving to Zetland, sharing real-time road info with wazers in my area. ETA 9:14 PM using @waze - Drive Social. +Just finished getting 4K harmonic dust for a fukn attuned crystal tele seed but I need fucking 85 smithing to make it. Why do i never read +I have sex the way I have my coffee: Single Shot Espresso. +"@TeamArmaanians @Zedd nd @ArmaanMalik22 why don't you both collab together 😍 If you'll the sounds which out will be ""MAGIC"" ✨💖" +Had another great meet this weekend and was able to meet some new people . +What’s the difference between a priest and a pedophile? Absolutely nothing +I got arrested for punching this guy at a New Year’s Eve party last year When you hear an Arab man counting down from 10, your instincts just kick in +the one thing i hate about working at uss is tHE DAMN SHUTTLE BUS TO WORK +Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black. +it's april fools day, i don't want none of y'all fucking with me today. i am NOT the one. 🙅🏼 +These fall colours are quite something Rich red, a sort of vomity yellow, blue shading into purple and black... Actually, maybe I should have kept a closer eye on Grandma, then this wouldn't have happened. +QUINGINAAAA NOOOO JUST FUCKING NOOOO #DTBYStillTheOne +I'm Scottish on my mom 's side and Portuguese on my dad 's side and I live in the north of Portugal +what 's united airlines favourite meal ? chinese takeout +The Room Is pretty much about Johnny getting betbuxxed / inceled. +Some guys are assholes all of the time, all guys are assholes some of the time.. but girls can be just plain evil. +.@MemberofCongress Please protect funding for @nationalservice and @AmeriCorps! Communities in need are counting on you. +Why is alcohol banned in Saudi Arabia? Arabs like it when young boys put up a struggle +If you're in trouble, I recommend using @CrashOverrideNW. I can also help provide assistance. +i object to female genital mutilation . it is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a somali mosque . +Give Me Your Sympathy Here I am the ugliest. +Homeless bums are attracted to me, but that's not good enough! +I've got the book sitting on my shelf - have n't read it it . +Is Tyrion Lannister a Chad even though he's like 2 inches tall? +What is a Muslim getting an abortion called? Defusing a bomb +RT @Sheneedstc: I hate those people who be rude for no damn reason like who tf hurt you +What type of bank Jew will never own? Piggy bank. +What goes up and down but stays in one spot? The Twin Towers +What do you call people reading this? Toothless usually. +What do you call a black person on a cross Hot chocolate +It is not harmless reporting a premeditated stabbing with three victims, as part of a civil rights narrative. Thats not ok. +What's the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe? A tragedy is when a boat full of immigrants sinks, a catastrophe is when all of them can swim. +I was fully qualified for the job, but they gave it to a black girl. +met them.” 312. Lord Boyce also told the Inquiry that the UK military “had hoped DFID would be showing up in force” to work +Gender and birth date are two fields that will never change. +Daily reminder that /hot/ is where the normalfags browse, and /new/ is where the truecels browse. +I told my mom a abortion joke, and she said that's relatable for my sister I dont have a sister +What's the worst thing that could happen to a hook? Leaving it out in the rain. Like seriously what could be worse than a Rusty Hook? +What is funnier than a 100 fetuses tacked to a tree? 1 fetus tacked to a 100 trees +Hey, no matter what his faults may be , he 's presenting something to the mainstream american public that nobody else is presenting ... +I took a selfie with some cocoa puffs and showed it to my friends Now they keep saying I'm racist +Some Muslims believe that Allah created the Big Bang... Unfortunately, this has caused a chain reaction within their community. +LOL there is an emergency protest in Union Square today at 6:30 against Hillary/Trump or just Trump idk whos on what side anymore +Not that I'm against plastic surgery but some expectations for people esp women cannot be achieved with a fucking treadmill and squats +You know I'm starting to think Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all, he did make 6 million Jews toast +Got to be one out of many not the typing robots of the common issues that we always see.. i believe that we remember that the fight for our familys is important but to note that we face life together always being stronger then the system built against us.😉 +“You incels are such LOSERS!” \- normie spending his Friday night alone making fun of anonymous online virgins +Amber Rudd has 'secret' talks with tech companies about stripping privacy 🔐🙈 #Ironic #Privacy #Encryption https://t.co/HDK3Fse141 +Yeah I know that they have been around since the 1930s and have not gotten anywhere . +Shout-out to WWE partnering with FFXIV tho shits sick +Spoilers: The trolls aren't hiding under the bridge anymore. They are burning it down. Time to fight back. +Why was the ELI5 on high male rates locked in less than 24h? +Nonwhite immigration regardless of if it 's legal or not still results in the destruction of white countries and communities . +Will genetic engineering solve the incel problem once and for all, or will the rich (Chad) get Chaddier? +I can't believe prison break starts in 9 fucking minutes LETS GOOOOOOOO +Dealing with journalists 104: assume everything is recorded, & you might be quoted in full to prevent further bogus allegations. // @wadhwa +@littleelexx you a bitch tho I know for sure I'm not. You'd get your ass beat by any of my bitches that's fact 😂😂 +Which part of NYC exactly? +Verified accts for all is an OK idea, but too much administrative overhead. There are better ways, which I've talked about in the past. +Man sunrises are really pretty. I think this is the first time I've ever been up early enough to see one +Terpers and SJWs are to sides of the same coin : X-post PurplePillDebate +what is hardest part about roller blading Telling your parents you're gay +Im Happy despite some setbacks im happy...thankful for what i do have and whats koming to me. Negative feelings/vibes just aint kool +"""See you after 2 hoes"" ""Hours*"" I fucking dieeed" +Why is this sub for "Men's Rights" and not "Equalists"? +Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory. - Tim Fargo #quote +And yet antique furniture... @Rojdarabbit Ladies...If you've been around your price goes down. Call me sexist but u know it's true. #joke +a man and a little girl walks through a dark forest " i 'm scared " , the girl says . " what the fuck are you scared about ? i have to walk all the way back alone " +Friend at the grocery store in Spokane, Washington:: "Look at that man in the high heels, wig, and cone-like fake boobs! He must be a total loon!" +Idea 4) This is for someone that doesn't like the games and gimmicks of promposals. But you still wanna be punny. This one involves juice +/r/lgbt shamelessly demonstrates its anti-male sexism double standard once again. +Stop putting two periods after a word. Either put one or don't put one you fucking dumbass +pregnant at the same time and bitches think that's cute +Word on the street is The Hardy Boyz are returning tonight. I'm gonna Swanson Bomb some n. #WrestleMania +Persona 5 is literally about taking people with too much hubris down a peg. It makes their stream policies feel like some metatextual ARG. +Wanna know how I make my dick 12 inches? I split in half +What's the difference between a Porsche and black people? I don't own a Porsche. +i don't like to do this type of stereotype but listening to joey badass's music is the most dweebish and get no bitches thing of all time +question that needs answering is it socially acceptable to see prostitutes at 18 +What's the difference between cutting off pieces of a baby, and cutting off pieces of an onion I cry when I cut an onion +TIL that post-relationship grief affects men, in the long term, more than women (XPost from r/todayilearned). +Alright then. Since freedom of speech is now dead on this sub, let’s have it your way. Comment some dark jokes about white people in this thread Let’s see the results. Probs not gonna be as good +What do you do to the most tender pussy in the world? Lick it and put it back in the crib... +Srsly, I fixed that. No reason to fucking jump on me already.. [...] The point of this post is to point out this awful match making. +It's not fair that you have to hit rock bottom to get help when you were inches away from cloud nine +well done at least someone is getting off their arse and taking action rather then sitting behind a computer being a cyber warrior.i hope others will follow suit +I discovered this beer quite awhile ago when it was a regional beer even though its claim to famous was the oldest brewery in America . +RT @sartoriussgrind: FUCKING KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE SNDNXNXX https://t.co/N0Ui2siOPO +So One Time I Headed Outside To Get Some Air, And I Saw A Black Man Riding A Bike. So i went to the garage and checked if its still there and it is, all chained up, breathing, and begging for food. +i cant wait to be done with these dang SNIPERS!! ugh... bring on the fun guns for the love of JEBUS! lol #the DMstruggles +How do you get 20 refugees into a matchbox? Tell them, it floats. +"One of those kids asked me how I survive in college, to which I replied ""a lot of alcohol, drugs, and crying"". They… https://t.co/SW5kAgwxD9" +"@Ali_Gharib @mktgfunnelz I think there's a good case to be made Trump has the absolute worst perception of how ""war… https://t.co/SnbaBEZcoO" +Me:: I feel like it's important to be able to see myself [female] reflected in the makeup of government, because I feel that without that representation my interests are not as protected. Male student:: Well, your feelings aren't important. In a political science class discussion about minority representation. +I hate the Nimbasa Ferris Wheel... It was hard to trust N after he told me that he was Plasma's king. +Does anyone else find it fun to draw new lines on old maps? +The police arreasted me for sleeping with a 17 year old Jokes on them she was 12 +Why did Hitler hate golf? He ended up in the bunker. +Fucked all these niggas bitches. So their parties they dont invite me +Why are rapists nicer than rape victims? It’s better to give than to receive. +I liked a @YouTube video from @yolandameow https://t.co/HynnEvVfmH Miniature Watercolor Set DIY (actually works!) - Art Supplies - +2017 wasn’t bad for example they changed the... Age of consent in Kazakhstan from 9 to 11 +Normies, if you truly wish to help me, tell me how to deal with my severe bitterness and envy Please don't use the therapy meme, therapy has never worked for me. +As an arab I hate having sex with European girls They always call the police afterwards. +Also, SME will competing in the ISL (International Speech League) world tournament in Sydney, Australia next April! +“@jjusmaxx: Thot bitches wanna be wined & dined like a wife but don't know how to earn it 😴” +it reminds me of those fucking lego creator games from 17 years ago +If you don't have flexibility, put your dates the search engines like anyone else and find the best prices. (6/11) #travedeals #flightdeal +Look at all those hot chicks. Doesn't that make you want to at least try being straight? +I just called her and told her next time to save it and come to me , from there we can go to my attorney and see if there is anything we can do to stir the pot . +Football: France is the first... ...African team to qualify to WC semifinals. +Women don't owe incels anything But it doesn't matter because society would be better off if women were forced to have sex with incels, so they should be forced to anyway. +don't follow me and unfollow me, you are retarded +Why did the cop shoot himself? Because he was black +Why do African American individuals play Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp? They can lock up animals in crafted prison cells, and cotton is a crafting material in the game. +guys, the only way we'll achieve mainstream success is if everyone adopts all 127 of my fringe political beliefs - which i often change my mind on on a weekly, daily, and sometimes hourly basis - so you'll have to keep up also, any slight deviation would destroy our race so i'd have to fight u irl +fuck it was kinda really important that none of the Alt Righters at the rally today murder anyone if i was gonna list the key things *not* to do today, Don't Murder Anybody would probably be at the top of the list +RT @itscoleharmon_: you bitches with A cup boobs need to stop wasting money on bras and just buy some tank tops like the rest of the homies. +this life...... its heaven if you let it not easy +i'm so stupid i washed my hair and noticed it was all knotty and nasty and i realized i washed it with fucking soap +if moa didn't prioritized uaap then i would have gotten my fucking ticket omg SMH!! #BTSWingsTourManila 😖😡 +S I S T T T A R SISTAR BABY STOP BREAKING MY HEART (OH NO) YOU HEARD ME NO MORE NEXT TIME I HOPE YOU GOT THAT BOY +I hate days when you wake up so fucking sad out of no where, it feels like you got gut punched. Why? +Back to school sales are so great All guns are 20% off !! +"Me: *stares in shock at kid #2* Kid #1: *stares at kid #2* Kid #2: ""You shouldn't be singing that song. You're worshipping the devil.""" +What has 8 legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. +Is food and water a joke? Because African children sure don't get it. +What label did I put on someone? +Normies your wife has no interest in sex anymore she was abused, did BDSM with chads, fucked 200 guys and now she can't develop a connection with anyone so enjoy your unethusiastic hand job once a month and posting on incel tears +.@chicagobulls as a Knicks fan I hate you you stupid idiot you had one job +Okay, that makes more sense... I was thinking... What does my foreskin have to do with giving women cancer... +Wait when did he single you out and call you a racist do you know him or have talk to him in person ? +But you're too YOUNG to have arthritis! +If you still think you can be saved Do yourself a favor and head over to jawsurgeryforums because the jawline is 90% of attraction (there are absolutely no incels with good jaws) +Wonder Woman has always worn heels. It's nothing new. +wonho got all his muscles by streaming on melon and clicking hearts on vlive but alas, no first win. +Who did the Priest go looking for in China? Sum Yang Ho +I'm fucking getting changed and the window cleaner is at my window +I would've been quite fine going to sleep with Lesnar as champ at 11 instead of. Staying up till 12 to watch this Roman crap #Wrestlemania +well done to all of you that got a better line than the market closed at. Give yourself a pat on the back. You're already winning. 👏 +I'm reporting here that I have n't seen or heard anything on talk radio or TV that even hints at Jewish supremacist ethnic cleansing of Whites from USA or Europe . +united airlines you go in as a doctor , you go out as a patient . +Jesus that was the longest 5 hours of my fucking life! +Don't worry, there will be hell to pay. GOP got Gorsuch to the Supreme Court b/c 75% of the US was asleep. They woke now. #nuclearoption +an inmate told me his best pickup line . " do n't turn this rape into a murder . " +What's the best way to kill a fox? Get it to run across Canada +"""Liberals"" love to bask in the glow of burning Middle Eastern landscapes as if it does something for their complexion. #Syria" +My wife told me to throw the old vegetables away, and when I did she got mad... Apparently she wasn’t talking about her parents. +Go to check this idiot called Tarjouskana, MYSPACE? anyone, hey, hey, heyyyyyyyy!!! +I love being home but I hate not being able to just go out for a cigarette when I'm feeling gross nd cant sleep rip +these are two pictures of me , l am a proud Croatian redneck , l drink rakija , eat lamb and get in fights as often as l can and l go to the gym once a week , yihaa !!!!!! +What do I bring when I visit epileptic people? A flashlight +Perhaps I should walk back into my H.S. when it starts Monday and get on the P.A. system and say I want to tie all * * * * * * s to the back of my car and drag them across the ground till they die , and then say I 'm joking . +black lives matter, right autobot? &#x200B; +A thought for the day: “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” — Oprah Winfrey +Did u guys ever hear the joke about the black dog? [censored] +If you texting other niggas just let me know so I can find me some other bitches. No hard feelings +We already know his reach doesn't really extend beyond gamergate anymore. His follower count does not matter. +well . yk the truth hurt .. everybody get played . everybody f* around . hate to say it . but yk i had to do it first .🤷🏽‍♀️ +The email to that account does n't even exist anymore . +FUCKING C'MON #nufc smash them #swfc piggy bastards #lufc +Y'all bitches need to sandos! +Stop being an idiot @DanScavino and get your boss to not suck at his job https://t.co/YK7unptlVP +.@wadhwa keeps claiming he's not profiting. look, dude. we both know how the speaker circuit works. it's about rep. you profit indirectly. +Did the romans do a good job with the crufixion? Yeah they nailed it +We might've lost Alabama tonight and maybe that was the way is was supposed to go that way next year we can gain Minnesota and potentially for a much greater piece of the pie for 2020 and turn Minnesota Red and gain 10 electoral votes +you know when ur younger cousins go from being little kids to being 15 and so cool that you make them be your best friend...ya +What do you do when your daughter says she was raped by Batman? Switch to the Spiderman costume. +This thing is obviously severely mentally ill and should not even be bagging groceries at a supermarket +Whore making nu-male cuck friend write an essay to be a feminist LMFAO www.np.reddit.com/r/wgtow/comments/6zs0co/do_you_think_that_a_man_can_learn_to_be_a_good/ +Watching American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson is so annoying after having watched O.J.: Made in America +freja is asleep on facetime and she is so precious my heart aches i cANT wait to fall asleep and wake up next to her again soon +Being below average height as male should be an accepted disability and you should get money from the government for living like that Or they should offer you a painless suicide to leave this world. +My main bitch & my side bitch mad at me I could give two fuckssss +I don't like the black guy my daughter is with. Other than that, it's a good porno. +CONNOR FRANTA IS COMING TO FUCKING DETROIT MICHIGAN PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A JOKE GIVE ME MONEY FOR TICKETS +It's levels to my bitch you can't fuck her nigga cause she like red bottom you can't afford her nigga she got Benz you riding honda accord +HE SHOWED MY COMPUTER ON HETE WATCHING THE FUCKING HATE +Ethnic cleansing is unpopular But that's the whole point. +Liberals and SJWs are obviously going to follow conservatives to GAB, because they are infatuated with us and want to be like us. +#TriviaTuesday: Which of the following is the 1st @MLB stadium to be certified silver in Leadership in #Energy and Environmental Design? ⚾️ +"Best words of the day came from my best friend ""just cause u had a bad day doesn't mean u have a bad life"" srry for bein an ass @JaraMckayy" +my therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them . i did that and i feel much better , but i 'm wondering , do i keep the letters ? +Here is the new link to the Youth Corps Page ! +You know how rap has always been my phone and my car and I'm awesome and saying my name over and over again and my jewelry and my money?" And it wasn't until Eminem came along that vulnerability was brought to it? He raps about the embarrassing things about his own self instead of posturing." +Wage gap decoded - Method to get an extra 2x% productivity out of the population and increase consumerism by 2x%. +Why did the snowman become happy? Because he saw the snowblower coming his way. +Hi babe, @sempitern_ I just wanted to say that you are so beautiful and I love you and you make me so happy 💙 +Ellen Pao resigns - a fresh new wind for reddit? +Must be about time we blame Arsene Wenger for fucking everything. State of us. +I like my women how I like my parmesan cheese Aged and cut open +Why did James Earl Ray get arrested? He impersonated a police officer. +Kluna Tik NVA Eating SLIME plasticizer !!! Kluna Tik NVA Dinner #12|ASMR eating sounds no talk +There was a soccer match in Changi Prison(Singapore) between the Chinese and the Malays. Why did the Malays win? Because they were the only ones there +@EvanBecker513 @_TriggaPlease_ @MorbidMermaid @zooyorkinit @_ShayisdaBOMB_ @Rainbowblake they can see this dumbass nigger +My first post Once I meet a beautiful woman m, big ass and tits you know, also in to cosplaying, I asked her if I was hot and when she said no I pulled the trigger on her +what do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice ? set for life +My neighbors car alarm goes off every morning I fucking swear +This crowd proves that when a crowd is hot af and not trying to hijack a show, it makes said show better. #NXTTakeOver +So A Hospital ......in Baltimore.....Video Kicks out a patient into the Freezing Cold And.....17 yrs later The USA funds heroin in AFGHANISTAN.....AND OUR VETERAN'S LIVE ON THE STREET.......GOTCHA......FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST......OUR SOLDIERS NEED TO COME HOME.......MF +bruh, this apartment ain't smelled like air freshener since this dirty hoe move in. 🙃🙃 +What's a white supremacists favourite cereal? Special KKK +are you fucking joking me rick and morty season 3 airs today of all days +#nationalchampionship is set. #UnitedWeZag vs #GoHeels Who you got? Should be a good one. I like UNC very close. +Why do gay people hate being called Homo? Because Latin is the Devil's least favorite language. +Man fuck all you normies Always trolling and disrespecting me on here, fuck all of you. +I'm almost out of weed, fam How will I enjoy life now? +Feminists create #menareviolent hashtag, AVfM calls for pushback. +What do you give the little girl, when she cries? MORE VASELINE +Woman gives birth in rest stop, abandons baby - Redditors defends her +Yes all men disappoint eventually. +Spend more time working at your own goals and less time trying to find a partner. Your partner should compliment your life, not define it. +why do black people lean towards the inside of their car ? because they think the smell is coming from outside +Those who are not in agreement with anything that they see here are invited to say so - and provide us with the alternative . +which rock band best represent jewish culture ? ashes remain . ps . not good but hey it 's original +"@caro_milanesi @BenBajarin @maxrogo BTW ""x% say least important"" is very different from ""x% don't say it's most important""" +Oral sex is important in any relationship This is why I have such a good relationship with my Dad +The Only Real American Sports Left Are 1.WWE & Professional Wrestling 2.MMA 3.NHL 4.NASCAR 5.Bull Riding +Please stop with the 9/11 jokes. My dad died 16 years ago today. I still remember the phone call he had with us on the plane, and I remember his last words. "Allahu akbar!" +Being a Feminist is abt havin a choice,u either have a choice or u don't. & if u don't then u need feminism #feminism #feminist #fullcircle +You know what i hate more than porn ads? 6 year olds because they make me cum early. +I'll believe it when you don't just hook up with girls, but actually bring one home as your girlfriend. +I think the biggest issue with our educational system is the lack of listening to our children's needs. Take Sandy Hook Elementary for instance. The kids wanted books but instead they got magazines. +The sex robot industry will be destroyed by the first VR company to develop an interactive fleshlight accessory. +Whats the difference between innocent dead black people and school shooter victims? People want to stop school shootings. +#pause but niggas is bitches tho RT @CornerBoyP: Boy niggaz b so bitch made u cud kiss em n da mouth!! +I didn't get passes for a screening of F8 on Saturday because I thought I was working an event that night but the event is Friday night +"i remember yrs ago a girl rping as rena hyuugu always saying ""use soda"" and it took me forever to get it was a joke based on rena's ""uso da""" +four nuns are receiving their holy orders . a priest stands before the font of holy water . the first nun comes before him and the priest asks , " have you ever touched a penis ? " the nun replies , " yes , father , but only with this elbow . " the priest instructs her to dunk her elbow in the water . he asks the second nun , " have you ever touched a penis ? " she says " yes father , but only with this hand . " he instructs her to dip her hand in the water . about this time , he notices a squabble with the last two nuns and asks what 's wrong . " what 's wrong , " begins the fourth nun , " is that she wo n't let me cut in front so i can gargle before she sticks her ass in the water ! " +This guy keeps rubbing his foot against my leg under the table i really hope it's not intentional i-im married please do not do that- +"""I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judge by the color of their skin..." +did you hear about the / jumper who fell stories without getting a scratch ? too bad he fell from the h floor . +I know Niggas not waiting for consent cuz they can't find the clit that's like a doorbell to get in the pussy door 🚪 +It warms my heart to see that apparently there 's more than just one pro-White organization in San Diego area planning activities ! +If you're feeling depressed consider exercise as the exertion on your body causes it to produce dopamine. +So the Tories are going to edit the laws we get from EU but not put them to the rest of the house? Deary me, we're fucked #brexit +[Showerthought] The "rule of thumb" woman abuse myth never happened but today we have men being arrested based on the measurement of how far the gap between their legs is +Got interviewed by a normie got wrekt She treated me like shit and made fun of me its ogre +for the jews , what s the only thing worse then the holocaust ? the hall of cost . +Hey, do you think we are going to get into a fight between European countries about who all are going to get those Guantanamo prisoners ? +@JackPosobiec @realDonaldTrump Ok like they said he had 0% chance of becoming President. Guess what. He's our President. +How do you turn someone into a white supremacist? Send them to Africa. +@IvetteBrianna_ you better feel the love... I don't even show these hoes love lol +Why do black people have dark skin Not even light wants to bounce off the fuckers +And imma make sure to sleep at 9pm on thursday so ion have to see her, and on the weekend im jusg gonna go study at the library +❤️PRAYERS FOR❤️ Emily in court 7th4legal help w/harassing ex affecting childrenDorothy &fam as she hasgone on2eternityHow can we pray4you? +YES BYE @KeyonMorris: I'm not sexist but if we ever get a woman president I'm moving out the country +First boys tennis match takes place tonight @ 4:30. They will be taking on Northfield. Go out and support your boys in their home match! 🎾 +Can't fuck with these niggas they too fake all they do is hate +incel , because you find being interesting very tiring i sometimes enjoy company of friends and of opposite sex, but it leaves me exhausted and makes me irritable , how do you deal with that +Going to California today for some analyzer training. Going into Dick Whitman mode. Wish I had a tan colored suit to wear for the flight. +I'm sorry, but I've received quite a flurry of threats. I've asked these people to form an orderly line, and you're in back. +Any WN in the the Lancaster-Leominster-Clinton-Worcester-Bolton ( my town ) area ? in the 13-15 year age group ? +(Wave) SWELL: 10.5 ft at 11.1 s SW / WIND WAVE: 11.5 ft at 9.9 s SW / WVHT: 15.8 ft / APD: 8.6 s / MWD: 223° / 2:30a PDT +My girlfriend keeps saying a different name during sex Who the hell is "rape"?? +Wendy a hoe for getting rid of spicy chicken nuggets +In South Africa crime is out of hand and the Whites are bearing the brunt . +"RT @77MASH: #Blondie´s Debbie & #DavidBowie backstage during the #IggyPop´s ""The Idiot Tour"", 1977... ...& #DebbieHarry now in…" +It only took Labour ten years to bring more immigrants * cough * invaders , here than had ever migrated here in the last 5 thousand years . +What’s the worthless piece of meat around the vagina? The toddler +Should Sheila Jackson Lee change her name since it’s racist, honoring Slave owner Pres Jackson & Confererate Pres Lee? +How is ScizorSci like Hoss McDank? They're both faggots! +He tried to do an AMA on reddit about working at zynga, implied all of his coworkers were twats, got shouted down by all of them. +"@StephenCurry30 When you were about to get a whoopin and you hear your grandma tell your mom, ""leave that poor baby alone!""" +Sometimes you just need to slow down, remain calm, breathe, and simply let life happen. #ThursdayThoughts +RT @warningfragile: everyone always says girls are really bitchy, no. some boys are fucking inconsiderate bitchy cunts it is actually disgu… +We have to encourage people to boycott all black businesses , start rumours that blacks working in shops have AIDs which is probably true . +What's funnier that 11 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 11 trees. +"""I'll have a coke"" Is Pepsi okay? ""Honestly...I'm not sure what they were thinking"" So you wanna Sierra Mist or..." +You ever dream about fucking a chick, fuck her in real life then the pussy was better in the dream? +RT @LorenzoLuciano: Females always complaining about some shit niggas ain't doing right ....like bitches don't have flaws +Hi guys I am thinking of going to Katowice at the weekend . +"They lady under me and her daughter are going at it. 😂 dawg she said to her daughter ""You are the biggest fucking whore I ever seen"" 😱" +what did one cat say to the other cat ? meow , you stupid mother fucker . what the fuck else did you think he 'd say ? +Why do feminists say that men are threatened by female power, when Ellen Ripley (Alien) is the greatest female action hero of all time, and all her fans are MEN? +I'm fucking sick of being insulted. You moved me in why the fuck are you still here +Drop 25 million smartphones on N Korea, not Nukes. +What does a Christmas ornament and a black dad have in common? Kids in Africa have neither. +What’s 2 feet long and makes women scream? Cot death +So two jews walk into a bar.... Just kidding, it was a gas chamber +a few guys were collecting for child abuse so i gave them some belts +Is the fallacy that #cleanenergy is clean and doesn't involve massive embodied energy A) the right amount of harmful, or B) too harmful? +Success fam @jiardif_pro @moms_difamili @difaryansyah @fahrifahri79 @jihanmantap Keep calm, cool, and smile yeah :) +Yesterday, wadhwa showed us all how *deeply* sexist he is. It's there for anyone to hear, in his own words. Hopefully the word spreads. +Oh my god there's a fucking STINKBUG and it's in my ASS +Scientists have now conclusively established the connection between violent videogames and mass shootings they now recommended that every Madden game come with a warning stating "it may lead to violent behavior." +Stacy virtue signalling by asking a disabled Incel out for prom. +UN "peacekeepers", women's organization, Clinton's possibly tied to child abductions in Haiti +TrollX is upset about women having to wear certain shoes for work...I guess there haven't been hundreds of thousands of Men "forced" to wear uniforms or comply to dress codes for decades +The most annoying park about having my wife and daughter wear a burkha is the confusion Last night I accidentally slept with my wife +My neighbour has a body of steel The maggots in my basement took a fortnight to eat his flesh. +13 reasons why is not as good as all the tweets make it seem. This shit sucks lmfao. Good message and all but terrible to watch +gonna spend the whole summer writing essays to my mother so when I get back in semester I don't write like I have a 2 yr old brain +So do I. The small dogs like those maltese and things we call stoep kakkers , because all they are good for is leaving turds on your stoop . +@RealAlexJones people have reached a serious level of retarded Mr.Jones https://t.co/4iQnSxITar +Please do not hurt those fine masons first they have to hand over the maps on the locations of the cupped oil wells . +There must be something in the air. I've been approached by two older women this week, that NEVER happens! +Anna Ardin (CIA linked) and Sofia Wilen (bunny boiler) conspired to get Julian Assange arrested, along with Jack Renshaw and Alison Chabloz he is Britain's most well known political prisoner #1488 #bluehand #KKK +This kid, first name Abe. His last name was Ortion. He died at birth. +Remember the Target dog? They let it run through an NRA convention +I not only hope you fall off the face of the earth, I hope your entire shitty family joins you. @tedcruz45 #FuckOffTedCruz +All you hoes middle name isn't Nicole 😒 The jig is up.. +why would you send your kids to a "College" that teaches shit like this Bard College Encourages Students to Use ‘Ze, Zim, Zir’ Pronouns +Thank god for consulting to fuel my blackmilk addiction. +Why Do Woman Like Having Sex With The Lights Off? Because They Can't Stand To See A Man Having A Good Time. +Size doesnt matter It's so funny when a female say this kek size doesnt matter but then the most searched tag on pornhub is 'big dick and bbc' searched by females +Question: Would you know what actions to take if someone had an epileptic fit in the bath? "Throw the Laundry in".. +I don't get why Jews are complaining about the Nazi concentration camps. They got such a warm welcome. +Obviously everyone you disagree with on twitter is a manipulation bot & everyone you agree with is real, right? :p +Damn cyber Saudi-adjacent nations @jaxblaster Sorry im not sexist but listening to a eoman calling a football game drives me nuts. +What is the advantage of having an extremely long dick? You don't have to wait 9 months to fuck the toddler. +i'm so lucky to have a guy who treats me like a princess & let's me know in every single way he's still inlove with me ❤ +This is one ass extended April fools I pray someone just says it's a bad joke +Trying to figure out why guys on the right are fighting each other while the left is kicking ALL of our asses? +You look like you're going to...blow...something...up. +Hang in their it will happen. seems it takes some woman years to figure out they dont like being treated bad. keep being nice but not a pushover . +How do you blow up India Press the red button +Okay, Internet, I am finally able to watch the Big Little Lies finale so, you know, you're on call for my oncoming emotion overload. +Lana's new song is mediocre at best, but her lead singles have never been her strongest so I'm still putting my coins on her. +Best reason to be brozoned? Your crush is from Alabama +what is the rule change for pokemon that detroit is seeing for pokemon go ? fire types are now super effective against dark types . +do german showers eat a lot of beans ? they tend to get quite gassy +“@comedianjayski: Happy Hour time best time of da day!!!!!” Niggas don't know bout them happy hour hoes +It's 43.808 F, my compressor is Off. And, “build a wall” is right. But the guy the mastermind. He’s a moron. I call it a nice tone. +@DimelouXaOh keeping these hoes happy +KLUNA Eating Superworm!!! Kluna Tik NVA Dinner #2 ASMR eating sounds no talk +How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously my light in my basement is out and need to know how many to get. +if u are communicating sexually in any type of manner w a guy that has a girl & u go around bragging like it's cute u need to revaluate👎🏼 +IF YOU LET PEOPLE MARCH UNDER A SOVIET FLAG AND BURN CITIES, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU END UP WITH NAZIS TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THEM. +Watching GamerGate mock women that are concerned about appearing at GDC given the threats they've been inundated w/over the past 6 months. +What do you call an IT professional that touches children? A PDF File. +RT @BruiserSaxton: Joey bada$$ isn't fucking around with this album +Can't nobody ever say they seen me fucked up out here +Here are a couple of security cam pics from the armed robbery that took place yesterday but was quickly ended by police . +RT @jadenleAnn: @22EdHam hit that bitch with a bottle +if my posting thing wasn't broke i would post this nice story were a fusion guy was being questioned by the house and he told them that there had been  suspicious deaths and arrests  linked to the scandal and it was a old school  "purge" commie style-- if you want the story its at infowars-- +We are different people with different backgrounds and experiences .We'll always have diverse opinions !! +I once kissed a perfect 10... Now i'm in jail for pedophillia. +It would be great if we could get every last white out of there so no one would be there to fix things . +Copied this comment.. As more people continue to wake up out of their liberal induced comas and realize todays Democratic party only fights for illegal immigrants, criminals and the lazy and uninspired.The quicker this party of fools for fools will continue to crumble. +Official "I'm not an Incel but have a question for /r/Incels" thread Start another thread asking a single question and you will be permabanned (only applies to Non-incels.) +I’m not racist. Being racist is a crime. And crime is for black people. +what 's the hardest part about shooting a black guy ? the recoil . +"Holy crap what happened to the @'s on Tweetdeck? Why did they make the ""replying to"" look small? This is going to take some getting used to" +I got message on Facebook by a girl saying "you're hot xx".... .....Then she followed up with "sorry, wrong person." +Is there ANY conspiracy theory about the government you believe to be true? +Idk why ppl think I am fuckwitable but...I'm not lol it's tew bad. +i was shocked when my wife gave birth and the baby was black . is there anything a woman ca n't burn ? +What's the difference between women and pets? 1. Pets have more rights 2. Pets are loved and cared for +if I start 13 reasons why then I'm only going to end up wanting to kill myself even more so idk what to do bc i reallyyyy want to watch it +Meet any nice boys? +Why are people from Texas so good at making sandwiches They know all about stuff that’s in bread +$ 1 : 405 # What fucking happened to all the forex CBN sold +I can not believe you think it’s ok for a woman to put her husband and family in financial strain you are not making any sense. Lol you are unbelievable. [...] That makes her a terrible person +this syrian gas attack thing is so fucked man what is wrong with this world +Nigel Farage Crush the Muslim invader in your way Ely your 🔨 LET NONE BE SAVED +why did historians chose the name holocaust , meaning animal sacrifice in greek , for the genocide of jews in nazi germany ? animal sacrifices were offered so the gods would give prosperity to the people and ward off evil spirits , hitler sacrificed million jews so that germany could become a prosperous world power and protect itself from the evil of international usurers . ( got me banned from / r / jokes ; sadly most people would rather suck a kike 's dicks than kill a fucking demon . good riddance , white people deserve the " white genocide " because it 's white suicide , they are begging for their own people and culture to be enslaved and exterminated because they bend over for anyone with dark skin or earlocks . i have no faith in white people . ) +Why did the gay man want to work at the electric company? He knew a lot about GRIDS. +It'd be great if I could get rid of this cold 🙄 then maybe I could breathe, sleep and actually go to work 🤧 +Wow this policy of prosecuting people for offending liberals is disgusting . +What's white on the top and black on the bottom ? Society ;)) +People, Daesh around Al Asad are in danger from Marines. Our Marines are not in danger from guys that are only good at killing civilians. +I'm not gay, but I'll sometimes, you know, flirt with other girls or pretend to make out with them because that's funny. +666 vs 7.62 The number of the Chad vs the number of the incel Final battle, who wins? +Love our followers. Majority of them couldn't give less of a damn about Chicago sports. We respect the hell out of… https://t.co/qMVNveF5qr +What are you guys's thoughts on this sub8 ginger and his fembot from the front page +So fucking disappointed , i didn't get my tongue pierced 😩😭 +Who gives the best blow jobs? Dead girls because they dont care about breathing. +You're so articulate! +They want us to go to they schools and be fuckin miserable, studyin that bullshit, fuck that do what the fuck makes… https://t.co/DGaQcLby2E +Person:: You are so pretty and smart! I would have never guessed you were deaf! Me:: Umm...? +When you see the demonic, one dimensional cartoon they make out of Trump, you understand the demonic, one dimensional cartoon they made out of Hitler. +acmc_clock_asia: #Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Tokio, J for now (05h58m01s UT): 04°23'32.8'' #Virgo (AC) / 01°11'22.1'' #Gemini (MC) +In the event of disaster remember that hot water tanks are a clean source of water, they are sealed... and you can drain them, dont forget to pass that tidbit off, it came from my plumber stepdad. +What does a blonde and a plane have in common? They both have a cockpit. +Black people can say 'nigger' but white people get to say 'hi dad' and 'thanks for the warning officer' +She fucked with me cause I was getting chips and I always have a wingman if she got relatives . +Less than one hour till Lou comes on and FOX gets a brain again. +Have you seen horses drinking water from puddles ladened with dung? See it now at C & L Stables in Goddard State Park in Rhode Island. +DJ Sbu must release a statement telling us what's really inside the Mofaya cans, why does it smell more like Refreshhh Litch flavour? +. @NiceMangos is a voice of reason and @RubinReport is a conspiracy theorists, far right lunatics enabler. It's not even a hard choice +psa for brits : remember , the french drive on the wrong side of the pavement +@Tylar____ @xxJaiLynn Tylar shut up bitch . I usta make you these +Why White people used to say that sex was a sin used to be a mystery to me until I saw the children of browns and mixed race children popping up all around me . +Remember this shitstain’s name, Little Marco Rubio. +GIVING URSELF ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES THT U DESERVE. & IF UR DOING THAT THEN LOOK AT U GO!!! UR DOING SO MUCH IN THAT AND MAYBE U WILL NEVER +how the hell are they going to integrate into Irish society ? They come from a dirt poor medieval country and have spent the last 3 years living in a refugee camp.what skills are they going to bring here ? +"@CitizenPaws With paws on the counter, he stood beside her, eyes following the tray. ""It is.. sort of. Dog thing, hm?""" +GUYS! ENOUGH WITH THE STEPHEN HAWKING JOKES! Is not like we can hear him laugh since the Nixon administration... +The thing about Uber is, even if it wasn't a horrible, sexist, shitty company, I would still be against it. +I'm getting so fucking mad at the characters in thirteen reasons why. They've heard the tapes. They understand Hannah's thinking +If you ever find yourself in situatuion, where you start analyzing why women dont like me, or why i cant score - its already over for you +I wanted to make my new black classmate happy so I got him a gift It was a bar of dark chocolate +People who reacted shocked that marines would share nudes are obviously retarded +These girls eyebrows make them look like 2$ hoes walking down FIB +That's Ya BM tho RT @Tyga: That ain't my hoe. +What do a person with down syndrome and a child cancer patient have in common? They both never grow up. +To me , the definition of a WN peace maker is a White person who uses political will and psyhical expression to defend and create the survival and existence of the White race . +post ur height and weight i am 5'11 and 155 pounds +I'm fine with gay people as long as they aren't gay around me. +You bitch like to text emojis +Scientists have found out that there’s a lot of great DNA in women. Too bad they spit it all out. +What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench ? The NBA. +Basic bitches everywhere +Jaguars at Patriots at 3 EST Vikings at Eagles at 6:30 EST +Just out there looking for my future wife Actually I am just hoping to find some white ladies from canada. give me a shout via e-mail strmfrnt@telusplanet.net or icq @ 27961835 +Black Black black black black black black black black black +Just think of all the halloween sex u missed out on yesterday While chad was doing foursomes n shit +@_TheBlackNerd wyd fag +We don't normally see your kind here +There goes your attempt at an "I'm such a deep dude" persona. @Thecolouredkid_ @YesYoureSexist suck my balls hoe +RT @julia_rodd: When kennies angry he talks like a ghetto black man and I really don't even think he notices HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing @ … +Serpents in my mind Trying to forgive your crimes everyones changes in time I hope he changes this time +A kid asks his dad why people who farm are known to have green fingers Because they are normally brown +I had to defend 2 players I hate for the sake of ball. (LeBron & Russ) LMFAO niggas say anything. Just say you don't like em. Don't be dumb +Showerthought: most accurate the movement should be named Men's Lives Matter (not BLM) because 98% of those killed are men (from which 64% are white, by the way) +Guys, the 68 oral sex position is great for your girl to relax and enjoy the pleasures of oral sex (of receiving it that is!). +i still remember the exact words my father spoke right before the plane crashed into the world trade centre ! allahu akbar ! +Watching devil wears prada just reaffirms my desire to be single forever. Needy boyfriend omfg. +imagine having no so you could call me a stupid bitch +Can anyone drop the discord channel invite in the comment box? +Good news is Baseball is back. Bad news is that we are stuck with this ESPN Announcer crew the rest of the year #StopTalking #OpeningDay +"I really appreciate how people in college are like ""aww that sucks"" when something sucky happens instead of the high school ""lol niceee""" +@SPIFFY_VUITTON I gotta start treatin these ugly hoes like dimes.. Before they get fine on my ass +Smile. +Anyone who doubts that feminism is a supremacist movement needs to try bringing up a men's issue and witness the response. +How do you brainwash an Italian? Give him an enema. +Harvard Cancels Rest of Men’s Soccer Season Over Lewd Ratings of Female Players +Alabama, remember what old lady Hillary said, "Pokeman-go..to the polls". +GQ seem to have deleted their dishonest article and and absolute trouncing it got in the comments. +I have to chase a grown ass man over $40 that's jus crazy as hell! +This place isn't a support group It never was you stupid normies +bitch get off my twitter hoe 👊 +Imma have to explain to these grown ass men how to play Cover 3 today cuz obviously they lost in the sauce +Oh whatever happens pls don't let that Gook Doo's ex Hee Ji (n Bong Soon oc) get caught by that criminal noo coz it'll be too sad😭😭 +what do tom cruise and richard simmons have in common ? they are two queens who refuse to come out . +@bellaangeletti ur a fag +Reds and reactionaries are two sides of the same coin = Jewish interests +RT @ThatsJuuja: These bitches be pretty & stupid +LETHAL Blackpill From GTOW: Even a High School Sweetheart You Married will Cheat with Chad +to every GIRL who thinks ellie goulding is above average in looks i fucking hate you with a fiery passion also you probably overrate your looks +today, i got my wisdom teeth out and a Brazilian wax. talk about fucking pain. +I thought Bono and Clooney were picking up the tab for Africa ?? + I propose a new law Any congressman or woman that votes for DACA or any kind of immigration from Third World countries first has to house a family of immigrants for a minimum of two years prior to them being allowed to vote. +What ARE you? +I lost in kahoot So I said " I'm gonna kahoot this school". The day after school was cancelled... +What was the last thing to cross JFK's mind before he died? The bullet. +To love ones people in these dark ages is considered a weakness to be exploited . +so you start a fight to take it away from them. And yet the reason you don’t have what you want is that you don’t ask God for it. +like this entire false reality blindfolds us to what we really are and our power to not only see thru this but to c… https://t.co/YeprLkdrmq +i googled how to integrate in math class . it told me , clean my hair with kerosene , renounce my religion and become protestant . +.@Delta She's super nice though, and I think she's trying to get it all sorted out. But still freaking out 😬😖 +The @_SyNcAlliance_ is back and better. New founder @MuT_Agony . He and his help from current leaders will bring the team to its feet. +Today I heard my boss say "motherfucker, bitch" like it was so funny bc she has an Asian accent +Turkmen MPs collect signatures to dismiss Kirkuk governor, disband provincial council https://t.co/1GuK9atzVA via @IraqiNews_com +well i am sure that the jews have the cure for aids but they wont give it to the fags cause they already served their purpoise +Don't go getting too independent. Men don't like that. +Straight male friend:: So could we hook up sometime? Me:: You do know I am lesbian and in a relationship... Friend:: Yeah, that's why it's okay. It wouldn't mean anything. Made me feel objectified, offended, taken advantage of. +I hate that hoe ... She ain't bout shit +Reminder: thousands femoid prostitutes travel the world whoring out their vaginas +officer why did you shoot me ? i do n't know , because you 're black i guess +Fake news couldn't stop Trump from winning POTUS. Neither could globalists. Praise from newfound weak allies is not to be celebrated. +"@AnshelPfeffer it's like when Israeli cafe orders employees to stop speaking Arabic on the job, so customers don't feel ""uncomfortable""" +@triple6em96 @Hunglikerobby_ @bbluedreamm I don't look like white trash. I'm not pregnant and 17 gtfo. I have hella gas so say something. +How do Germans say "goodbye" to Jewsish people? "Auschwitzersehen" +what s the difference between a dick and a joke ? rape victims wo nt deny that they ca nt take a dick +Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners? He can't do stand ups +Bitches be 17 in the 9th grade talking about " where my bae at ?" No bitch , where ya credits at? +it feels a lot like we're having to drag our Politicians to drag us out of the EU.. if we ever get there we have only ourselves to thank.. +Smh my mom is gonna be so mad at me for beating my sisters ass +For those of you who believe that fruit doesn't belong on a pizza: Tomatoes are a fruit. +Why can’t Muslims have sex Ed and drivers ed on the same day? The camels get tired +How was minced beef invented? A leper was playing the guitar +why do indian boys grow beards ? so they can look like their mothers . _ xpost : r / sickipedia +Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi +Why do blacks and Asians hate sprinklers? Because when they’re ON they sound like someone is saying “chink chink, nigga nigga, chink chink, nigga nigga” +God Damm Twitter blocked me for 7 Days because I called Chelsea Handler a SKANK and Prayed she would meet a Gang of Mussies in a dark alley +What would you do If a grade A, Riley Steele looking Stacy just ran up to you in public and gave you a big juicy kiss, then proceeded to laugh in your face with her friends? +I was supposed to die young Were it not for medicine, I will have died at childhood and be resting in peace. +Why do they keep talking about Katrina? It was five years ago! +Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind blacks they were cotton pickers before drug dealers. +Normies telling us to work on our personality, take showers and "develop" +What is the best thing about fucking your sister? You will have a new sister to fuck, in 9 months. +You know I feel my well know ability ever time the few on the left cry about me ya your right I am the number one news producer for TGR.News and your still the number one cock sucker on my dick blowing me off as I fuck face your issues.. 😂😂 +Self obsessed idiots #selfish #onlythinksofthemself #memyselfandi +Trump is Moses parting the red sea of liberal communist illuminati globalist satanic scum +Hey Doc, I don’t think giving my dog a bone is working. I made him give me a blowjob but he’s still hungry. +That in many cases the gap between Roman & Orthodox is deeper than even some Protestant denominations, such as High Anglican & Reformed +Hiya i 'm new here and sick of watching my country become infected with the disease of multiculturalism . +Thanks 4 following @right_guy @Prometheus82 @Aethelwulf_von_Angleland @cbbroadway @ShadowBannedxx @pewtube @onelasha +what 's the best part about throat - fucking a baby ? you can fuck it in the ass at the same time +RT @anisasx: Nah but for real fuck this show for giving me unrealistic expectations of what being a teenager was gonna be like https://t.co… +What is The Tastiest Thing to Eat When it’s Made? A newborn +Who's looking forward to seeing @SJBirkinshaw talk at @wilfscafe on 18 May? Answer: We are. Tickets for sale on our website. #running +Trump can fucking choke. What a disgusting excuse of a man +Why did the emo try to cross the road? Because there was heavy traffic +Gun control can be shut down with one simple stance “If you want it, you’ll have to win a war against the right first” +I've been paying monthly subscriptions for WWE network and I didn't even fucking know. That means I could've watched wrestlemania FUUUUCKKKK +When you bring the Autistic kid to Taco Bell and then you pass him in the bathroom loading up his glock the next day. +Today I Went And Paid My Respects For My Ex Father In Law And The Grandpa Of My Daughter As We Laid Him To Rest I Felt So Lonely Inside Today For Some Reason +Which will be first: the midpoint of the novel, or this book being now as big as #thepurplerose despite not being near finished #amwriting +Bluepiller claims her beta buck husband (ultimate cope) has a more fulfilling life than incels. +How many African Americans were displaced after Hurricane Harvey? Not enough +How much does a 100 lb slave really weigh? 60 pounds +'Liberals: are against bullying, yet they bully are against racism, yet they express racism are for freedom of speech, yet they suppress free speech are for inclusiveness, yet they exclude others are for diversity, yet they condemn individuality are for tolerance, yet are intolerant +⚽️ POLL: After an eventful day in the #Championship which team is most likely to get promoted via the play-offs? +This was the first silent movie I saw , the first movie I saw starring Lillian Gish , who is now one of my favourite actresses . +And on another note , we have some news : Ruger Corporate Sturm , Ruger & Company , Inc. Reports Strong First Quarter Bookings March 21 , 2012 Sturm , Ruger & Company , Inc. ( NYSE : RGR ) , announced today that for the first quarter 2012 , the Company has received orders for more than one million units . +"""Music doesn’t change your life monetarily. Music should affirm your life in whatever fucking way it can."" - @doseonetweets" +"@FierceEntangle < built one before... ""Meanin' you can do your... y'know, 'feedin'"" He gave a slight look of disgust, more at the idea of >" +Women, do u think u look sexier if ur head is buried in ur phone? +pornagraphy running wild on gab Speaking freely.. and looking freely as well .. adolescent young boys everywhere find out about this .. the server isn't going to be able to keep up +What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour. +i bought a katie price porno it was called ' katie 's dribbling cunt . ' turns out it was a documentary about her son . +"i encourage your bosses to listen to what you just said" - oh. let's appeal to the male authority, right? +MEN: When our daughters, sisters, Mothers, and wives can't walk down the street without being harassed, we have failed. #Unacceptable +“@JennaHord12: @ambernicolee05 dreamgirl McKee 😂”Ooh! Bet you wooonnnttt stick dat hoe +from no sby this month become 2 sby because of one idiotic a/c +What would be the top posts on an active r/Normies sub? +I don't have to be at work till 12:25 and I legit woke up at 7 o'clock this morning. Wtf I just want sleeeeeeeep 💔😞 +If a woman has even dated another guy before, she is useless trash Arranged marriages or death +Grow up bitch +me: goblin is so boring wth im gonna start another drama *suddenly sungjae appears* me: oh wow suddenly goblin got 100× better +Fuck nice incels If you love sucking normies' dicks so much at least do it somewhere private so that the rest of us don't have to watch. +My boss:: The pressure's on [our coworker] now to have babies. Me:: Does she even want kids? My boss:: Why would you get married if you don't want kids? Me:: There's always love. My boss:: Yeah but you don't need to get married for that. Me:: There are benefits that come with being legally married though. My boss:: You get taxed. Have you ever heard of the marriage penalty? We were going into a meeting and didn't finish the conversation.Made me feel irritated that she relied on tired gender stereotypes and didn't consider the fight to legalize gay marriage. +What's the diffrence between a blowjob and anal sex? She can close her mouth but not her ass +Maybe some of you people should grow up , You don`t pick a man or woman for your mate because of the color of their eyes and hair . +If a teacher tried to throw me some pussy when I was in school, nigga I ain't sayin shit +what 's the difference between a black man and a snow tire ? the snow tire does n't sing when you put chains on it +i can fucking hear tori and tsumugi now and i cant unhear. im dying +What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their greatest hits were The Wall +Trump is actually gay I've always wondered why trump was married to a woman when I knew he was gay. Then it hit me, trump doesn't fuck something he respects. +I don't get how you rip someone's heart out of their chest and still want them to be your best friend. +Why are men so afraid of housework? Is it because a mop looks like a giant penis? +"I'm really not caught up with these new abbreviations you know, until like a month ago I thought ""dkm"" meant ""dank meme""" +Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt +So I decided to wake up my wife with oral sex this morning and all this ungrateful bitch said was "phtop it you idiot!" +Idk wtf people are hating on @WWERomanReigns but the hell with y'all!! I support @WWERomanReigns all the way forever!!!! +Imagine if Corbyn came up with a good policy idea at the precise moment no-one was in the mood to agree with him. Imagine. +my next suggested follow list @sparkywhitey @MurdochMurdoch @TruthWillOut @jlamprecht @Jaryl @CuckShamer @TheButcher @STONEHENGEWOLF @ACRedwine @RDFloyd @watts2db @chunga1958 @Focal #whotofollow good folk all! +I need to separate myself from everyone in the meantime while I focus on myself and do what I have to do +Just rambling on because I think in general We're All Confused at a lot of things in Life and it's one big old Clusterfuckery +So I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a blackeye ... I’m made sure to give her my order slowly since apparently she’s not a listener. +victoria Morgan I saw you posted about oil and i have chronic pain and cancer I lost my kids in this state of HELL ON EARTH Arizona where they steal children for money hoping we will all die off as it is killing out country how can i get info on this and is it really expensivd +Life is endless possibilities for us all the American future Trashed by what your side your on left or right by opoin as Polictal insanity take place targeting our nation into either your communist left or that sense you support the right your just an Alt Right Nazi +So I try my best to be vocal #SpeakFreely online of key issues facing our Great Beautiful Nation that's how I hope I can contribute to this Great MAGA Cause +Makes no sense to millions we see nations at exposer of loss of an understanding but we find they all hold power over what would be the most racist antisemitic vote against isreal but you dont see the right acting out as the left in such contradiction from the powers that with us and against us. +Mom:: There's nothing wrong with tradition. It's nice that you're such a feminist, but some traditions are just that. What about your kids? Me:: They can have both of our names. Or he could change his, if we even have kids. I don't HAVE to do it. Mom:: You don't have to, but why wouldn't you want to. Don't you love him? A conversation I had with my mother after announcing my engagement. My sister joined in. Neither of them could provide a real reason for me doing it, but my arguments about keeping my records the same, not changing my passport, etc didn't matter at all. I am 22, May 2011, in the car. Made me feel angry, furious to the point of wanting to cry. +I found a great new Japanese rapper. Don't see the fuss about Lil' Boy. +Didn't @JimiHendrix know cigarettes could kill him? +Ask Magic for tips RT @oneshadowlove: The hardest thing to do is be a positive person, its so easy to be negative +I don't like the way that middle aged man is looking at my 14 year old daughter. +What's white, black, and red all over Two nun's in a chainsaw fight. +What were Stephen hawkins' last words [Windows Shutdown sound] +I was having sex with my Roblox girlfriend... And I heard my dad moan my gamertag... +Idk why everyone thinks I'm having such a bad day. So what I didn't do my hair and dressed rough. I'm having a great day lol +Jesus died for normie sins Jfl that normies think an ascended being like jesus would sacrifice his life for worthless degenerates. +How was break dancing invented? Black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars +Girl matched with me on Tinder to hit on to a friend of mine She hasn't said it yet but it's coming soon, sucks to be sub-8 with Chad friends. +Lmaoooooo lil Dave you a hoe for that +What shatters when you give it to a baby Their pelvis +yall gmfu if y'all think ima put in extra effort in this hoe JUST CAUSE YALL DONT WANNA FIX THE LINE smh. +Since this was questioned, I should be clear. I'm not talking about supporters, or just people with opinions. +Driving to Rio de Janeiro, sharing real-time road info with wazers in my area. ETA 11:20 AM using @waze - Drive Social. +Say what you want about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly through school zones +I prefer classical music and marching band works , particularly the kind of score that was written for marching band , not some pop song transcribed to be played by instruments . +How great it would be to meet your significant other while doing Karaoke just like Troy & Gabriella #hsm #goals +I'm sorry about your miscarriage Your child would've been an amazing abortionist. +@CharlseyKay Homeee fag +Never heard of them , but give me a few of their song titles so I can download and have a listen . +How do you get blacks to move out of your neighborhood? cut the welfare +Guess who is my work out motivation. Hitler he burned 33 million calories in 4 years +It's hard for me to clearly express precisely what I'm trying to convey, but it is vital we move past the conflict of ideas as the basis upon how we build our society and instead value ourselves as people more, asking what we want and need, and using ideas as tools instead of having them use us. +Insane Clown Posse - Birthday Bitch Whoop Mf Whoop mMfwcl¡ ;) — listening to Birthday Bitches +me and my family are going to england for 5 days in the easter half term and i want to go to manchester +The Effects of Being Fatherless; Raised by a Female +Wow, not funny AND makes no sense @nhowe911 This transexual speaker said when she became a woman, she got worse at driving #proof #NotSexist +Hitler and little girls What do little girls and Adolf Hitler have in common ? They both like easy bake ovens +mine was when i was about 5 or 6 , she was the same age. julie was her name blond and used to hum while eating , i remember the kiss was in the bushes behind a garden. last i heard she became a jehovas witness. ah well . +#YesAllWomen are sick and tired of "but there's two sides" to rape and murder. +how am i supposed to forget about someone when they're fucking everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 +what is the best thing about showering with your girl ? you can piss on her leg and she wo n't notice +It may be 4/20 here, but in syria... In syria, only the gays get stoned +My wife is in the kitchen chopping vegetables and I say the dishwasher is acting weird, she asks what’s wrong I say “It’s Chopping Fucking Vegetables” +yea im a sore fucking loser im over here about to chuck my xbox out the fucking window +More than 2 hours prior to closing, on a Friday night, in a cupcake shop, flavors YOU determine [you have 1 job], don't tell me you're out✌️ +People are like why do you love survivor... WELL THIS IS WHY!Always something happening. It's always insane! @survivorcbs @JeffProbst +I like my women like I like my chicken wings. Battered +I stumbled n this by accident Absolute savages and yet you will have all the liberal women saying how great multiculturalism is and we are all the same Le Tà © là © gramme - France - Montpellier ( 34 ) . +#엑소5래도 #5YearswithEXO Whatever you do, whoever you are and wherever you are, we will treasure you until time stop. GTJY +what do you call a group of emos ? a suicide squad +Is "communist" just a dog whistle for "Jew" now, too? +what is white and covers the streets on a winter morning ? employed people +I was sitting next to some really hot Thai girl on the bus today. All I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection!" But she did. +Greenpeace doesn't consider the many refugees drowning in the Mediterranean as problematic. They are biodegradable. +"@FemalePikachu ""I think there's more that we would do than just date.."" I say, smiling to you. <3" +I was going to ask my girlfriend to move in with me But I forgot she lives in my basement +HOW DID WE LET TRUMP GET ELECTED IM SO FUCKING DISGUSTED HOW IS THIS REALITY +Without the star ratings, how am I supposed to tell the difference between a movie I might like and a movie Netflix is trying to push? +How do you feel knowing that an ugly obese woman can get sex with a girl easier than you? +Chavez weekend: drunk/high from sunset to sunrise, daddys everywhere, A1 weather, lots of Ls I would say it was a dope ass weekend 🍸 +Wanna hear a bad rape joke? That's what she said. +.@SlutWalkTO @Filotto @TheGags29 @bowtie_guy14 @MyLostGadget @JustLaurenB @LostSailorNY You support the slut shaming of #NoMorePage3? Odd... +What do you call a black potato? Hacoonapatata +Even the greatest minds still can't unravel the Jewish paradox... ...Why do Jews spend so much money on a party for a 13 year old kid? +Whats the worst part about your wife dying Cleaning the bat +I rarely watch TV but if I do it 's most likely a movie or something of that sort . +im just surrounded by pathetic fucks everywhere i go and their dustiness gets in my eyes sometimes and i kant see nothin but fake shit +As you are such an expert please explain why there has never been any drugs seizures linked to them or even arrests ? +While I 'm happy to see this loser in jail , I think it 's also an excellent OPSEC tutorial : STFU Dip-wad . +when you're constantly told what you're doing wrong it's hard to see what you've even done right.. exhausting. +What do you call a file when a pet owns it? A pedophile +Twitter is trying to work up the courage to ban President Trump. +#MyUnpopularOpinion Spanish bitches suck dick by 11 and have babies by 15 because they're already fine and dressing slutty. +No matter what struggles we ever encounter, we can always be thankful that we go to bed every night knowing Keilah is bad as hell +i think it's funny how these black ppl claiming themselves to be activists and shit are doing the opposite of what activism is about +Some of these sex gifs are fucking retarded +Whats the fucking point of applying for a job if you don't even wanna show up. You applied for it and work is work. No work ethic now a days +You niggas so use to taking bitches out to eat that when you get offered home made food you act so surprised it's funny lmao 😂 +I moved here because I am going to Germany in September and wanted to see my family before I left . +The right word may be effectiv;, but no word was ever as offective as a rightly timed pause. Mark Twain +what do zits and a priest have in common ? both of them do n't come on your face until you 're about +Why don't you ever see a gay dude with a peanut allergy? They die after receiving their first nut. +Petition to Removed this BS Automod Filter I've had 2 high-quality threads blocked. +You're taking time out of a kids learning because of 1/2 a fucking inch I think not. +i act like i don't fucking care cause i'm so fucking scared +A bit of criticism I think we really need more uplifting posts on this sub, because so far everything is just fueling hate. +Man dude next to me got 2 of the worst looking hoes I ever seen but hey it is 2 +Ok Guys, we are going draw straws to see who wins the chance to tell Kim that 'Band' is not an olympic event. +What do you call a bucktooth ethiopian? A rake +I am searching books and film to teach with this coming year . +I like my candy canes the same as how I like my women... Twisted and broken +Thank you for sharing your free and peaceful home while you have one . +My vulgarity only exceeds my intellect by a small margin. +It's weird, my girlfriend doesn't moan during sex maybe I should remove the duct tape from her mouth +I still can't believe the bnha kids are like 15/16 and ripped as fuck. Also: looks @ momo's figure & looks back @ mine lmfao where +I really would love it if the cat would stop using our box spring as her scratching post 😭😓😡😾 +Who would even think about raping children? ...I just do it +RT @traplord_: Ridin round blowin loud, fuck hoes by the crowd. RT @1TAKEHOV: Lil Reese's verse on My Lil Niggas is a str8 hip hop classic +i hope i die like my grandfather . in his sleep . not like the passengers on his bus . +Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con. +I was sure that they were lying about the numbers and it 's must be the same in every country IMO . +who the fuck would bomb an ariana grande concert ? someone looking to make a grande impression . +The Men's Right Book Club: Down The Rabbit Hole Of Cultural Misandry - Week 001 +Did I ever tell you guys that up until the age of 12/13 I thought that oral sex meant talking about sex. +Here's a tip: You're sexist. @KmS_DKris I swear I'm not sexist but sometimes I think I act that way and idk how to explain it v.v +I slipped and fell on black ice. I thought it was regular ice but when I got up my wallet was gone. +Shoutout to my nigga @NRautenberg for coming in and taking my shift when i was way to fucked up to go to work +@djona222 YASS!!! I want that asshat to be exposed as evil!! #GH +(and who the hell cleaned 221b and DID NOT SEE that fucking note on the floor jesus) +What's the defenition of a Syrian virgin? A soldier that hasn't raped a civilian yet. +Men acting like mythology is static and the characters don't change drastically over generations. +"Searching" the incredible story of 1 white man's quest to find the ingredients necessary to make Caribbean Jerked Chicken in redneck land +Name three black things on white people. President, skin cancer and future. +JON SNOW IS THE FUCKING KING IN THE NORTH AND YOU WILL RESPECT THAT +But you can't tell a broke bitch nothin 😂😂😂 🐸☕️ +What if I chose wrong? & im not supposed to do this. What if no matter how hard I try, I will just never achieve it? +Me: how many chromosomes do you have Tard:probly more then u +I hate the meme culture this place gained Sometimes I think I'm watching a Rick and Morty episode. +Why can't people just write shit down so I don't have to watch videos? +somebody said how I just say I watch anime to lure men lol what. do i have to look some type of way to watch anime? lmfaoooo +Barkada? Cmon i only have like 2-3 real peeps around me and besides i have a social anxiety how could i have a so called barkada +WALL STREET FUCKS ARE HATING LMAOOOOOOOO Bitcoin hits 2K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 3K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 4K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 5K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 6K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 7K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 8K = Bubble Bitcoin hits 9K and basically already at 10K = Bubble Think they're scared? +Somene was telling me somewhere that he has put in a claim about having been abused in an orphanage by one of the religious orders . +I'll ask you cuz you 're the fanboy I mean ' expert ' ... +How do women plan on stopping men from objectifying them hep me understand boyos +Racism should be ignored Who cares if you're black, yellow or normal. +RT @TrendingTopiic: Fat hoes. Belly shirts. Die now. +My girlfriend is a porn star. She will kill me if she finds out +Why do Jewish people wear yamakas? Half the hat, half the price +who's logan paul's favorite artist? $uicideboy$ +*looks at my text messages* People are fucking insane +The enemy of Germany has been inside the borders for some time . +What do you call a black dad who takes care of his kids? An oxymoron. +"""People don’t become gay, bisexual, pansexual, transexual. People just fall in love with another person.”" +How do you get a jew girl's number You look at her wrist +We're paying full fees for our daughter to go to school, and they still ask us to donate our time! And I just think, why not ask these families on financial aid who are only paying a couple thousand bucks!? If you can't give your money, you should give your time, you know? +This was on the news tonight and I thought WTF Is this some kind of joke , I 'm sick of the West taking in the Worlds garbage +What is hairless and 8 people long? 8 patients doing the polonaise in the cancer ward +What are your thoughts on today's #UniteTheRight event and everything else that occurred in Charlottesville? +Black people are just white people, but black And white people are just black people, but better +👌performance #nextlevel #Nayanthara #dora 🚗 Response in Hyderabad theatres fr Nayan z shocking.. 1st tym damn happening @VigneshShivN +RT @TooMessedUp: Fucking retarded question... http://t.co/9GW3iYByh3 +An Indian guy has been arrested for hitting his girlfriend. He has been hitting her on the forehead every night at 6 o'clock on the dot. +Michael J Fox The only man who appears to be perfectly still during an earthquake. +Aw this weather makes me so buzzing for holidayssssz 5 weeks til benidorm hurry up I needa be pissed in the sun asap !! +What’s the difference between school children and black girls? School children know what an inside voice is. +The NRA has done more harm to gun owners than good. +What’s the best Jewish camp in the world? Auschwitz! 1.5 million Jews went and never left! +You have such nice hair, not like most Blacks! Are you half white? +A girl laughed at me and asked if i was a virgin, i wasn't because i was raped by a woman +my next suggested follow list @Socialschism22 @MBizon @lowlifeamerican @JTGIIIpercent @Goodguyfindsevil @ColoradoMikeH @CK17 @viktor_deplorban @Hyperborean5280 @HERALDofYAH @Quimby @haremesc #whotofollow good folk all! +ESPN doesn't care what you think. @Andrew_Doe24 I'm not sexist but female sports reporters need to come to an end. Immediately +RT @BRIABACKWOODS: PSA: if you're sneezing, cover your fucking mouth. +"They have some ghetto ass bands" * gets snuck* 😂😂😂😂 +My dad is a pretty reserved guy The last time he played with me, I was in his sack. +Given the many studies on discrimination in hiring from the moment someone sees the name on a resume, why no call for blind review? +"As stomach-turning as it is, listen to what lib activists are saying. It is really scary, their ""vision"" for America. It's Un-American crazy" +Amen brother ..... you did say it like you been there ... they talk crap and if you show fear they 'll be on ya fast . +Law clerk tells about a case where 17 yo boy was convicted of rape because girl's confession to friend was excluded as testimony +why would you wrap a hamster with duct tape ? so it does n't explode when you fuck it . +We are all the children of noncels, which is why we all try to not be a cel Tis in our genes. +No unclean thing can dwell with God,1 Ne. 10:21. For I, the Lord God, delight in the chastity of women, Jacob 2:28. +It's bullshit how I still have to go to class even though i'm sick as hell +I Swear Sometimes It Be Awkward As Hell Asking My Mom Things Pertaining To My Boyfriend +Three and a half hour after I 've told them the same , and they still keep talking on and on about nothing . +Council of White Patriot Voters Open Letter To NAACP Over Gay Marriage CWPV Open Letter To NAACP Over Gay Marriage - The Council Of White Patriot Voters +I saw religion as the most fundamental social institution of humankind, and one that gave rise to other social forms +I CANNOT wait to get out of school and have a job waiting for me so I can fucking move away from here lol +Niggas be sick when they remember all the bad they wished you +Just finished a 4 heart run in Shovel Knight and not gonna lie I feel like a fucking god at games rn. +maybe they 're so far into lies that it 's hard for them to comprehend the truth as it may be coming to them too much . +RT @Yaremisxo: “@DonQuixtote: I need molly water and a chubby asian bitch” same +Thegambler has deleted his account again He will be back. +.@wadhwa is so convinced that we're all just misinformed. The same guy that didn't even read a twitter bio of a female dev criticizing him. +I'm not really surprised - now going to college with blacks I can tell you they continue to behave in such a manner even in higher education . +Anyone who comments on this post is a big black nigger ape. +#np @ProjectPatHcp chickenhead #damnshame i literally cant remember my cell number but know this word for word still #classic #legendary +tfw women make 50% of the world yet i never touched one's hand how can you explain this +Try El Paso Texas Soo much mudd invasion that the river is the same color as those playing/crossing in it .. year round ! +"Three songs through #AllAmerikkkanBadass and I already know this shit is gonna be a classic. ""Temptation"" is so fucking funky" +and unknown feeling just drove her insane, she started to behave differently because she didn't want to feel like that anymore. She is +But don't ever fucking dragged me into your drama and affairs. +im kind of curious what all of you think . +i hate when i see people windshields going separate ways instead of the same way. lol that shit ugly +what 's black and yellow and makes you laugh ? a school bus full of black people going off a cliff +The humour here is so dark that it picks cotton +if I was Black I'd be Pro-Black but I'm White so I'm Pro-White this isn't complicated I'm just pro-me it's ok to take your own side if you don't, nobody else will +Youth participation and steering has proven to be successful in #Jordon demonstrating that youth must be involved leadership in #SRHR #CPD50 +I think you should take advantage of the fact you 're in highschool and it 's not really an important place in the long run . +Personality is a meme Right now as I type I can hear the daily domestic abuse happening with my neighbors as the boyfriend or husband (idk if they're married) is beating the shit out of his gf or wife Don't ever fall for someone telling you your personality is the reason you're incel it's all LOOKS MONEY STATUS +@NyJusDntGAF no one cares nigger +But anyway ya if I ever get to feeling better anytime soon I'll probably maybe play through the massacre ending +"@KeyshawnSwag: Lmfao this cat started beating the shit out of me" my nigga finally got some pussy?!? MY NIGGA!!! +What do black people and Jews have in common? They both get ashy +It was time for Lavar Ball to shut up like a month or two ago...now he's just being an idiot +@RogerJStoneJr @billmaher I guess being a bernie supporter as well as telling the truth makes me a Russian troll! A… https://t.co/8NQnnlZhcn +Minster 3 @FcMagpies 1 Nick rose 2 @wrighti7 1 strong performance & strong support from @JLock94 @OxOnFootball +ICE is coming it's gonna be a good winter +Everyone coming into work with their @Rangers gear on makes me pretty happy for a Monday. #lonestargrit #OpeningDay ⚾❤ +I thought they agreed they wouldn t do the Salem march this year because his parents didn t want the media attention ? +Would you like a newspaper, young lady? +How can you tell if someone is Asian They walk into a wall with an erection and break their nose +Are all of these children biologically yours? They're beautiful and I can't tell what they are... +At least people in the US have guns to defend themselves . +We have an awesome show, up next: @KateySagal is here live & @jeweljk is stopping by! Plus, help us #ClearTheShelters and adopt a pup! +Next person to tell me to kill myself im going to do it. +I have brown eyes , and would not trade them for any color . +I have n't seen it yet but I can tell you hand on heart not everyone on Benefits is scrounging scum . +Girl, around 10 years old:: Where are you from? Me, dumbfounded:: ... New Jersey? Girl's mother, sounding semi-annoyed:: I think she means... like do you have any family from somewhere else? The girl is an adoptee from China. Made me feel sad, for myself and for the girl. +I texted my Roblox girlfriend a dick pic in class. Then my teacher's phone vibrated. +18th Dec 1792 Radical political writer Thomas Paine tried in his absence for treason, for publishing the Rights of Man, supporting the French Revolution & the Abolition of the British Monarchy. +"@wsbtv ""Check out the Truth Contest website And its top entries, and then spread out the truth worldwide !...""" +The puppers getting sad about comments without swearsies shows how ungrateful they are. They obviously don’t know about Asian owners. +the think different video is excellent. when i watch videos like this i get a warm nostalgic feeling inside , must be similar to my mum when she watches gone with the wind or doctor zhivago +I know absolutely no one on a personal level that lives in Florida Having said that, I am thinking of you, sending ALL of you my thoughts and prayers for health and safety through what will undoubtedly be a very trying time over the next few months Look out for each other Good luck and Godspeed! +A man runs over a woman whose fault is it? The woman’s, why wasn’t she in the kitchen +Was anyone else forced to tap dance or was it just me?😂 +At least they had someone who would have lifted a weapon towards Terrorist or Commies that would have hurt them ... hehe +I wonder what John Wall's thinking about on the bench right now. He looks to be VERY deep in thought. #ThingsWallPonders #Wizards +I'm so happy right now. For the first time in my life I've been in the merit list. I'm the only one who passed the Hiv test which was conducted!! +If you're not a 7 ft tall 250 pound football player Why are you even alive? +We need immigrants.Reality is kicking in for a lot of people who were all for immigration.The Blacks put up in hotels and Irish on the dole.Story here www.independent.ie +“The more a man knows, the less he talks.” ― Voltaire +Our friends in /r/Egalitarianism are trying to add Men's Rights category to Change.org +people gotta realize that words do fucking hurt even if you are joking +If it's ok to virgin shame men, then it's ok to slut shame women. +Why did the black man cross the street? So that the police can have a better aim +What do you call someone who invents words? Non-binary. +"@BerniesTaxRtrns @VABVOX @TerrorizerMir If you are tying to ""educate"" lol seriously don't need to keep me in the loop. I could help you tho." +leaving no hope for these hoes. +"This reminds me of when that lesbian came to my job and got mad and called me ""homophobic"" because I wouldn't give her my number 😭😭😂😂" +Today's insult: I’m sorry, I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. +/cast Spectral Guys Party time +This 17-Year-Old Girl Singing Hallelujah Into A Well Is Going Viral Because, Well, Just Watch It | Bored Panda https://t.co/4aPRDSCKYX +"RT @quasedead: ""I like to think music can save the world because you know it’s fucking saved me.""" +"I am a Misogynist who is just looking for sex" I literally already got 1 match LESS THAN A MINUTE INTO CREATING THIS EDIT: I told a fellow IRL incel about this and he approves and calls it payback for all the females who have done it to him. +Bono and The Edge walks into a bar.The barman says,"Oh God, not U2 again." +Sort of a back handed compliment that the anti-Whites are so keen to come on here and tell us that all is lost - in their heart of hearts even they must know that what they have constructed is only temporary and all will be ripped down some day . +WHY WHY WHY do I have hope for shit that'll never change!!!!!!! +These bitches dead be sucking and fucking niggaz with no condom...then wanna rock a whitw dress the next day like bout dem clean +When I call bitch, you come. +Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) #quote via: @TheQuoteToday +What word begins with 'M' and ends in 'arriage' and it's a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby. +How did the mother know that her daughter was menstruating? she tasted blood on her sons dick. +She didn't find you attractive. Probably because she has poor tastes in men. [...] Women are not bad for "friendzoning" you, you are pathetic for being attracted to manipulative women with poor taste in men. +fuck soccer mums i was riding up my street on a motorbike and this slut in her range rover which her husband probably paid for stopped suddenly and gave me this look of disgust, what the fuck is up with that +Reminder that if a girl is ever texting you she is snapping 10 chads who are hotter than you and liking giga-chads instagram posts +so muhammid ali just died . second gorilla this week . +Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too. +#Food #News (#GroupBoard) : 3,339 Likes, 23 Comments - Cyril Lignac (@cyril_lignac) on Instagram: “Good morning ev…… https://t.co/LSuXMjMZ0u +What is my favorite thing about transexuals ? Their suiscide rate +What do supporters of Men's Right Movement think about the Red Pill ideology? +I used to have a great rapport with my cousin, until I slept with one of his classmates. I don't think he's gonna stay mad and remember this for a long time tho as he's only 4 years old +Would you rather have the face and body of Chris Evans but have to stay celibate, or be as you are and have a hot girlfriend? +Chad Can Grab Kiss And Fuck Women No introductions necessary, meanwhile incels rot, no sex kissing or action from women. +Next time you see someone with their pants falling down , just help them ! +damn! at least that sounds more plausable than a stupid sea. maybe look on ebay ??? are u sure there is none left ??? +what do you call a black man in deep space ? an astronaut . what do you call a hundred black men in deep space ? affirmative action . what do you call every black person in deep space ? a solution . +well here we have it a white european team against a latin american team. we have done so well so far. that a white team has come this far is being considered as incredible by some. but since the next games are in germany2006 would n't it be wonderful if a northern european team won this !!! already i have read about german superiority rascist remarks. pamela leighas pallessen-scherehart +What's the best part about having a kid named Jim Everyone thinks you're working out when you say "I'm going to go hit the Jim" +Women do not see me as a sexual being I may as well be gay or asexual to the entire female species. +What's the difference between Alan Walker and Paul Walker? The other one's actually living his life +Yeen even gotta have nun , niggas will still hate on you +Big Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly +OJ Simpson had a great marriage. His wife was quoted saying “He was drop-dead gorgeous.” +@awkwardgoogle @ARlANAPRINCESS Ain't nobody got time for that with a fucking bleeding finger +petition:Creation Of Bureaus Within The United Nations Securing And Promoting Equal Gender Rights For Men and Boys +why was hitler good at baking ? he had experience with an oven +The soldiers of today may face this same treatment before they die if things keep going the way it has been . +It was a good run farewell we are virgins till death so long +I strongly believe that She's Everything by Brad Paisley is the sweetest, greatest love song of all time +My shoulder is now fucked up Lifted too heavy yesterday, can barely move it, all just to get a woman to like me and im ending up with bruised and swollen shoulders but no woman REEEEEEEEE +@jmellor432 fag +What's the difference between a 21 year old and an 11 year old? A night of drinking +which weighs more ? pound or ounce anything is more than a £ now +What do Santa Clause and Micheal Jackson have in common? They both enter little boys and girls houses with full sacs and leave with empty ones. +When I was in grammar school I would go to the library every few days and get a new Hardy Boys book . +people know their nationality not from books but from birth and they are exactly what their parents told them that they were .... your case is different you are telling to your parents that they are not what they are telling you that they are .. that it a case in a billion +I walked into a brothel and raped a prostitute. I was charged for shoplifting. +How is a hoe gonna put as her bio family is everything? 😳 your baby dads don't even want anything to do with you! Baha +After my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it +Here's a not so unpopular opinion @MMFlint is a fucking moron +There are not many things darker than fisting your little sisters ass.... But I found her teachers watch in there, now I wear it when I pick her up so he knows I know. +This is not the way the only woman at the party should behave. +we were 14 when we started dating these guys who were best friends who we went on to date for over a decade +Look at the bright side... At least it's not Valentines Day. +Have you heard about all the bodies being snatched from the graveyard? Doesn't surprise me. Alive girls never wanna try anal +did Hitler not have a policy that only those with blue eyes would have lived ? brown hair was acceptable , only with blue eyes . +I went from smart car to a bitch with some smart lips. +Activism: My friend, professor, and mentor Tamir Sukkary is seeking justice due to a family court decision. +Nope, the hate brigade has been called. With you guys knowing absolutely nothing about me. [...] I'm obviously the femnazi that you guys are looking for. +My side pieces have real jobs, nigga, I don't fuck with no birds +How many days of did the Californian students get off due to poor air quality? I don’t know, but it’ll never compare to how many the German kids got off back in the 30s. +If 45 knew about the Syrian chemical attack before it happened and can be proved? Dude. That is some serious international war crime shit. +@lord_jonesss none of my business ? Nigga if you get that I'm living with you lol and I'm stealing one of them bitches and 100k 🐸☕️ +Scots 0 Brits 0 [Top 2nd] [0 Out] [0 balls] [0 strikes] ... No one on [P: #15 Zach Maresh] [B: #1 Jaret Koin] +Why don’t Black people dream? The last one to have a dream got shot. +Let's not forget that the person that started these rumblings about my code got fired from Zynga for being impossible to work with. +RT @alightskinnigga: When a girl bring up my "hoes" when I'm trying to get to know her.. http://t.co/yNBWcmgeb4 +What these bitches want from a nigga?, like on some DMX shit +I've seen that game at the store before . +my dude gets all his imessages sent to his mac and I can see everything and he doesn't even mind lmao +What's up with all these girls dressing like streetwalkers lately? If women don't want to be known as sex objects they shouldn't dress like one. +Its really sad how so many whites just don`t even care and there actually happy that this is coming to be . +What's the difference between a computer and a woman? You only need to punch information into a computer, once +That bitch. +DAILY FUCKING REMINDER: WOMEN WANT WHAT OTHER WOMEN WANT +What do you call a redneck virgin? An 8-year old who can run faster than her brothers. +How many North Koreans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One guy to screw it in, the other to shoot him for not doing it right. +I'm slowly learning to get used to this. This feeling of waking up. Knowing that I can't get to you anymore. +, I touched base with an acquaintance from KF, and I caused furors at the FuckingFurries Tumblr blog with bullshit anon asks. Stunning...(2) +When your feet slip, you can always recover your balance but when your tongue slips, you can't recover your words. +I simply don't believe that it's possible for me to be social after spending all my life not being social +There's no crime here. Some practical advice as the mother of a medically fragile disabled child: time to buck up. [...] They exist, even if it isn't what you want. +Now is a perfect time to go private It'll make all the failed normies go crazy not having anything to do over the weekend. +The amount of people saying the husband would be worse than the wife if he left is sickening. +what happened to tom petty 's brain activity level after his heart attack ? it was fre , free fallin ' +@Scuf_OP And you can't get your dick sucked. Don't be mad booboo +TIL that Michelin stars rating originates from the Michelin tire company itself #holyshit #mindblown +RT @cocaLove_: All it takes is one female to change that nigga, but it takes 100 niggas to change that hoe http://t.co/u0FdWrv17y +In Canada , I 'm sure it means American Injun/Innuit . +Ray Ban 80th Anniversary,All Made in a Legitimate Factory,Come With New Box And Certificates https://t.co/mx5LcDKsi0 https://t.co/bx9KiKY560 +no, no. the immigrants stayed out of the ROI until taoiseach charlie haughey opened up our economy in the early 1990s . +I heard this woman on TV say she didn't feel like a woman because of her weight. I just don't want you to feel that way. +Found this in /r/offmychest - Nails exactly how tired I am of this "All men" bullshit. +Fembot cheats on boyfriend, gets mad when he sets boundaries for her +It has to happen this weekend. Please come outside the house and show yourself so I/you can say it to your/my face. 🌺⁶𓅓 +Amazing how Congress only worries about bipartisanship when republicans hold the majority & the presidency. +U wanna piss a hoe off when u in the club & she in front U Tryna dance for u do what I'm doing right now Tweet +Say what you want about pedophiles, But they drive the slowest through school zones. +Remember How The Lefty Liberals Mocked And Made Fun Of The Gatlinburg Tennessee Wildfires Last Year And Now You See California Burning To A Crisp Just Goes To Show You Karma Is One Bad Motherfucker +Can I have a bad bitch without no flaws? Come to meet me without no drawers? +don't even entertain these hoes, got somebody too important. +You picked a poor time to start such a thread seeing as how just this week the IRA were categorically cleared of all paramilitary/terrorist/illegal activity . +Racist jokes are like kids with cancer They never grow old! +Yes, men are never dramatic on twitter. @ThatDrTomGuy @CameronMines Only suspects are white early 20's females. #NotSexist +there is no such thing as a right-libertarian, he is a moron who doesn't know he really is a neoliberal. +"""How movie villains are teaching us skin conditions are evil"" okay no no no no No NO nO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK OFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" +RT @delenasmut: DELENA ENDGAME WAS LITERALLY CANNON IN THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE IAN IS SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL +What do you call a woman doing laundry A good deal because you got a washing machine and a dishwasher all in one. +"#lombokindah ""Be smart enough to hold on, be brave enough to let go. "" info tiket pesawat promo @JualMobilBagus" +Why did the muslim drive into the building? Because he couldn't get a flight +Oh I do n't know ..... Look at the possibility 's for the sentence if we use their values ... +Wind 13.5 mph WNW. Barometer 1027.81 mb, Steady. Temperature 9.5 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 66% +Lynx/Axe - Find Your Magic advert - body positivity for men YEAH +I wish I could meet @brendonurie when he comes to perform in my hometown but I don't have the money to buy a pass 😔 +RT @FriendlyAssh0le: Hoes will be hoes. +You will know it is a nightmare on day you wake up and you have a black muslim running your country . +Some kid knocking on a blacks door and running away.Look donkeys fords chipie across the road the internet cafe run by black overeactcted.Attacked the Limerick kid all at least 20 of them.Kid arrived out later with his at least 30 friends.The owner of internet cafe says to the white youth i have white blood.One roars back the only thing white about you is your teeth . +How do Americans support thier troops? By providing target rich environments. +What's the similarity between a wench and a wrench? Both are not genders. +Anybody or anything that threatens America & what America stands for should be erased. +I was sort of hoping that they will bring back Ebola and spread it around to their own kind and the rest of the undesirables who are not wanted here . +lesbian: makes content abt lesbians for lesbians het woman: how can i subtly imply this is disgusting in a Progressive Way +We must vote out the establishment republicans with freedom loving republicans in 2018! +"""Tangy is most literally a (tangerine) that grew the appropriate facial features from the typical cat ears, large eyes, and wide grin.""" +Is it even possible to cope being ugly and sub5 human trash Because cope is hopeless +If every #NFL stadium was completely empty and not one person watched any game the government would pay the players salaries with your tax dollars cause "muh skin color" +How do you guys think of the Red Pill? +Worst finale ever, shit didn't happen #TWD #TWDFinale +Today i saw a black man with a TV under his arm running and I immediately went home to check my property... **No worries though, my black guy was still there.** +the chances of you getting laid . . re about equal to the chances of oscar pistorius catching athlete 's foot from sharing a bathroom with his girlfriend +#SHOUTOUT to the niggas that don't want a nagging ass bytch but get mad wen a bytch don't blow they line up🙄 +What's another name for N.W.A? Ni**a with Aids. +from conversation at that... “@Blakcocaine_ These hoes be falling too easy. 😪” +What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber +what do you call a muslim who is always late ? / +I can't feel my fucking hands. Got my out here loading mulch in the cold. +what 's black and sits at the top of a staircase ? steven hawking in a house fire . +Post your most hated normie phrases I'll start: "Sex isn't everything" "Women can sense how misogynistic and hateful you are" "How you act here transfers over to real life" "Take a shower" "Stop defining yourself by your lack of sex" +Man I can't stop looking at this hoe twerking on my Facebook +"Don't Deport, Abort" – (D) +I’m sick and tired of hearing about sexual harassment and assault... Whatever happened to sticks and stones may break my bones but following that sequence a random finger in my pussy won’t hurt me. +Thank u for keeping my boring Saturday morning alive with all these #Shivika #Ishqbaaaz RTs😘😘 @Muskanrathi10 +Played pretty meh today across the board. I need to start grinding more in BBCF and JO to find the improvement I want. +Private now /u/_Ryo_Hazuki for the love of god, nake it private +They'll have already patented it +What did Scooby Doo really teach us about white people? Once you unmask the villain, it's usually an old, white man trying to steal everyone's land or money. +Bashar al-Assad can go fuck himself. Mother fucking bastard, that son of a bitch! +RT @iamyaokhari: 500 years of racism and they think nigger hurts my feelings lol. White people are funny. +.@studiopierrot use that ugly ass design instead of the oufit designed by kishimoto +If you get rated below average on reddit you know it's truly over +Are you ever completely split between wishing you had never met someone and wishing you could remeet them again and do it all differently. +yahoo.com/gma/southwest-airlines-pilot-arrested-tsa-finds-gun-bag-172106070--abc-news-topstories.html … This was plain stupid and left a bad taste not only for the passengers, but an honorable organization like #NRA +You've been married for two weeks! When are you changing your facebook name to Mrs. [Husband's name]?? People are going to think you're a feminist. +Are they homegirls if you fucking them ? RT @scroogebosss: Wait y'all don't be fucking y'all homegirls ? 😧 +Post reactions or comments you've gotten to your face +What should you do if you saw a raped&dead child in the forest ? Chance your route, you are clearly walking in a circle. +Yet more proof that marriage is a dangerous, outdated concept: Last battlestation before my house goes away in the divorce... (xPost from r/PCMasterRace) +Sweet....Weather Report doing Jacos' "Teen Town" :) #Music +Sending someone to jail for stealing tylenol is pretty ridiculous. +You can bet your ass whatever happened wasn't the truth they reported on the news! +Doctor:: "So you want to go into a health profession?" Me:: "I think so." Doctor:: "Ohh, so you want to be a nurse. Okay." Made me feel annoyed, shrunken, marginalized. +Do you think the Election of DJT could have triggered: - collapse of Hollywood, establishment - collapse of the mainstream media - collapse of the Democratic & Republican party - collapse of socialism - collapse of the Saudi criminals - collapse of ISIS - collapse of Syrian War And maybe many more +Earliest memories: • wondering if I constructed this reality which I'm experiencing • wondering if everyone's perception of reality differs +The Trump Train: ‏ Obama insulted tens of millions of Americans by saying Fox News viewers are “living on a different planet” Perhaps he’s upset that President Trump is cleaning up the mess he left? +i'm flabbergast at how it fails on every single level politically technically narratively good fucking lord this is a garbagefire +Really? YOU'VE never been out of the country? You were BORN here? +A large chunk of my Friday night was editing the language out of this but well worth a listen to podcast of Joe Bro… https://t.co/QA4ShR4hrn +Hey, wanna hear a dark joke? Bill Cosby +Steele Wasik one-ups his teammates and wins the event with a time of 14.52s @texansports #TexasRelays +What's the definition of disgusting Licking the sweat of your gradmas back while fucking her in the ass +Ever since SF came back on line people have adopted a more aggressive line of debate , the threads I have been on seem to have gone that way pretty quickly anyway . +What Would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive +Was just banned from twochromosones Funny considering I don't post or even comment there We must be shadowbanned throughout multiple reddit subreddits Lol women are such pathetic whores My hatred for women will never cease +What does an apple and a black guy have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree! +If you aren't an 8/10 with an 8 inch cock you will NEVER fully satisfy a woman +What’s the best part of being a doctor? Vegetables can’t say no. +What do you do after raping a mute chick? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone about it. +Lock this post if you still eat bananas after they've turned black +What do you call pushing 100 Aboriginals off a cliff? Clean up Australia Day. +Because they are essentially child-like and until someone steps up and says something they will just carry on , again like children . +I fucking hate YouTube Good thing it’s getting shot up +how 'd you know if your pimples are so bad ? when the blind starts to read them . +#NationalTeachingAwards17 What a lovely showdown. I'm overwhelmed by the love and appreciation given to our teachers. Long live #ORTambo! +I can't speak for other religions, but God says people will know us by our love. That means you gotta show it. Be active in it. Bathe in it +Question: does a 2 liter open bottle of Coke qualify as covered drink next to computer? Answer: twitchy staff person finds cap, says NO! +my wife was diagnosed with breast cancer . . nd the doctor said she had to have a double mastectomy , so i went on - line to see if there was an alternative . susan , is only miles from me looks a good one . +"@Gidi_Traffic Islamic State (ISIS) has said the United States was drowning and ""being run by an idiot""." +Why does @Lirakitty always gives me a look of horror & takes three steps back away from me when I play "Goodbye Horses"? +Nd these hoes all kno I'm workin wit a 9 I ain't talking bout a gun I'm talking feel it in ya spine +TELL ME MORE @Heartlle i dont think girls should do no shave november +Stacy came I to the room crying due to rejection and immediately start cuddling with whore Chad That's how easy it is +The Emir is trying to fit in another visit to Ingerlund either late Aug or late Sept. +"Three girls spark outrage after doing Nazi salutes outside Auschwitz" "Three girls spark outrage after doing Nazi salutes outside Auschwitz" Their teacher was embarrassed, but not half as much as their rabbi. +\\ fake bitches \\ +i call it out when bts do something and ill call got7 out too that they just :(((( ykno coulda done something to make him smile +They will be coming to your area to live soon.E-mail our minister of intergraton and thank him for his good work.Attachment 78265 +my psych textbook is ripping into astrology and psychics fucking fight me +Daily reminder that if you are over 20 yo and virgin its over You just seem like an unwanted weirdo especially if you are ldaring all day with little to none contacts from the outside +What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up +A YouTube office got shot up today. And that is how YouTube red was made! +Yeah, they shouldn't be rotated out. I don't like that idea one bit. I'm fine with seasonal skins and charms, but I don't really like the Seasonal pro league sets/team charms +What’s the only positive thing in the hood? HIV +So I guess there won't be a third Holocaust? +@karazopfi Then send them bitches through express mail overnight delivery +"""Very soon John Dumelo will be charged and processed for theft"" - Mr Baffuor (part of the task force) on JoyNews" +You and [the only other Asian kid in the school] should go to homecoming together. I mean, he's cute, isn't he? I wouldn't know, I'm not Asian... +Because you had all of the facts and everything in the world to prosecute Hillary but you failed to do so and if she runs again and makes it to The General we can't blame Hillary or The Democrats we will blame you Trump +We know about the typo and we'll be fixing it :P we got this together pretty quickly. When we finally make a decision, we move fast. +Wiz thought he could turn his hoe into a house wife #SHEDONTBELONGTOYOU #SHEBELONGSTOTHEWORLD +If us women in tech are strong enough to get this far, why aren't we strong enough to mentor, to push for change? No more FYGM. +RT @sarahkendzior: I wonder if Michael Flynn used his mind-reading equipment and it told him he was fucked https://t.co/H6HCWmPspJ +Are we gonna block B/L/A/C/K people from commenting on jokes about white people too? +i was emo ok emosquad2k10 get on my level bitch +Black guys are watching Black Panther twice in one week But haven't seen their kids in over a year. Wakanda father are you? +Global warming is a myth, just like the holocaust and women's rights. +Do you know how long it takes to get the membership card and whatnot ? +hey guys did you know uhmmmmmm i fuckin hate mself mmmMMMMMmm m +Don't you ever na rub it on my face that I hadn't make the effort of staying even though how fucked up you are. +That lipstick looks so great on you. Usually when black girls use red lipstick it comes out really trashy, but you make it work. +Fifty for the skipper - #Gambhir - #KKR reach 116 at the halfway stage. Barring a miracle, this game is done and dusted #IPL +It was Stormfront been shown on TV3 that made m join the site . +What do you get when you cross Prince Phillip and Queen Elizabeth? Killed in a tunnel in Paris. +Apparantly they still have some of the stadiums to finish and 350,000 tickets to sell ( they are normally gone within days of release ) . +Tom Fitton ‏ Will be talking about Clinton Foundation, Chelsea Clinton's wedding, Donald Trump, and how it all ties into Haiti on Fox News' foxandfriends next hour! +What do Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common? They're both British, both from the '80s, and their last big hit was the wall. +OH my fucking god clay I literally had to take off my earbud what's happening with his it's getting BAD +"I used to dress up like a cop too." "Oh really?" "Yeah...right after 9/11...mad pussy." "Really?" "Yes...I'll NEVER FORGET." +What do romaine lettuce and guns have in common? Vegans should eat both. +why do black people ride the subway ? because it 's an underground railroad . +Why is Hitler a better person than Jesus? Jesus fed 2000 Jews with 5 loaves of bread, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. +Men blame problems on women, still come out on top. +What do you call the female olympics? The Paralympics +Up until my senior year a bunch of girls made fake instagrams &talked shit about my achievements & appearance like girls cld be so nasty +What's the difference between metal detectors and jews? Jews only detect gold +roses are red , violets are blue . we 're having sex tonight cause i 'm stronger than you . +I believe if your looking you 'll never find true love . +Did you hear about that new Pixar movie called "Finding Juan"? This time he's looking for his papers on the border. +Apparently ISIS has decided to start attacking the Saudi border from Anbar Iraq. This will no doubt turn up Saudi's war against them. +How many people can you kill with a truck? 8 if you use the sidewalk in NY. +What did the Astronauts call Africa when they saw it in space? Cookies n' creme. +.@johnmaine day 2, a song you like with a number in the title: 1cm (taller than you) - mamamoo https://t.co/UWuh54aypM +RT @RudeComedian: some bitches be like "Im far from ugly" naw hoe, you're closer than you think +Boycott## Boycott## Boycott Chobani's yogurt expands plants to hire MORE FOREIGN REFUGEES.....BOYCOTT## BOYCOTT... +Americans should return to spending Sunday afternoons at the range practicing their marksmanship instead of on the couch watching someone else play a sport. +@georgiathenewsa @Rosaalbae your tits may be better looking but her face makes you like a Asian or Latina tranny #facts +If a bitch makes u moan during sex she owns your soul. 💯 +[Kek-fuel] I'm so turned on by Nazis it's affecting my relationship. +Football match result between Jamaica Vs Ethiopia. Half the grass of the field smoked half eaten. +Britain is cuck central Why is Britain so full of couples where the guy is literally above 8/10, tall, good looking, almost like a David beckham look alike, but the woman is literally a sub 3/10 beer belly chubby slag who looks older than him? +In 2077 they voted our city the worst place to live in America In 2076 they made a black man governor +I'd like to add that the media reporting on this paper is diabolical . +Then, I left MSU to be with Charlie here in Savannah. I was really lucky to land at my school, but bummed that I had to start anew on the TT +@Bullseye_ED I'm 906ilvl why would I want to re gear and try and get best in slot legendary when I have them +jew time ! nsfw tag for brutality two jewish kids are sitting on the roof by the chimney . a passerby calls out " what are you two doing up there ? " " waiting for our parents " what s the difference between santa and a jew ? santa goes down the chimney ! how do you pick up a jewish girl ? brush and pan how do you get a jewish girls number ? roll up her sleeve what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer ? asch how do you make a jew work ? tell them work sets them free what s the difference between a white jew and a black jew ? black jew sits at the back of the gas chamber and finally . holocaust jokes are terrible , my grandfather died in auschwitz . he was drunk one night and fell off the guard tower . ( he was actually in a panzer division in russia but that s another story ) hope you enjoyed , please share your favourites ! edit : forgot one ! how many jews can you fit in a car ? two in the front , three in the back and in the ash tray ! +Did you guys know that steven hawking got bullied as a kid? If only he stood up for himself +GamerGate = YouTube Comments as a Service +What do you call a porn actress with diarrhea who swallowed her dildo? A running gag. +Skinny girls be having that gotta go a couple rounds pussy +You could also open up the school via the internet just like the other schools have done in my area they have kids go to a class and learn via a feed from the teacher who could be hundreds or thousands of miles away . +All inclusive will be the death of me... how am I fucked already +Just asked a bartender in Ireland for an Irish car bomb. He came back with two shots of everclear, lit a flame on both, and said, “There’s your twin towers”. +Who thinks repatriation should be #1 on the alt-right's agenda? +Program Analyst II - MassHealth Embedded - Boston, MA, 02133, USA #jobs #Boston pls RT https://t.co/ns6FKl7eSd +"Pic on the right is ""The Motherfucker"", worth a google if you're unfamiliar. Scary similarities. Also, his top enforcer is ""Mother Russia""." +Start at 21 : 30 Hulu - Celebrity Close Calls : Ice-T , Cheryl Tiegs , Ed Begley Jr. & Yancy Butler - Watch the full episode now . +Last night I had my first crack as sports commentary, it was fantastic! +It's okay to not want to become a shithole country. +At what age should you probably kill yourself if you're still a virgin by then? +leonardo dicaprio finally got a handout , . and did n't even have to use a food stamp . +I was fucking this Jewish girl When I came on her face She said 'I did nazi see that coming, +Not well recieved on EMSK: How to signal to other men that you are not a threat? +RT @xwildsters: Everyone pls go follow @gonzalezabjato he took these sick ass pics https://t.co/rxvTE6UT5P +What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until your 13. +if u can go dayz without talking to me ...m obviously not that important to u ever i dunn care now ... +Cuz you a hoe RT @crystalFbadd fair exchange “@ItsElmosWorld: yall have sex with a dude then he buy you a bag or pay your rent, whats that?” +or say sentences with a swear word in between each word except to music , or go to jail ur whole life +How long does it take an Arab woman to throw out the trash? 9 months +Why do you hear gun shots every night Because someone thinks Hitler is back +Fortnite It gets kids into vans faster than candy does. +this why ion call Quran . He don't be fucking listening to me +Green Eyes are beautiful My grandfather has Green eyes , ( grandmother had brown ) My parents got Brown eyes So I also have brown . +I'm an English man living in America I gotta say, smoking f-a-g-s feels a lot better here. [Weird spelling to evade the snowflake police] +So Iranian General Soliemani has a 20 to 1 manpower advantage in #Tikrit, but is still having trouble getting the job done. What genius? +I went to the 9/11 memorial the other day... I asked the ticket office how much it would cost for me to go in, they said "$300 for entry", I said "That's a bit much, why is it so expensive", they replied " Well that's how much flight 175 passengers paid to go in the world trade center." +A young man has been shot in the ankles & knees in W Belfast seems the PIRA are still "interviewing" people & did put their weapons beyond use. +racism😴 isnt real🙅🏻‍♂️ anymore, you stupid niggers😂😂😂 +@SamTrap84 in this world we don't spank the monkey the monkey spanks us. +Aye tiddly aye tie, dawdle if you must, never let your balls dangle in the dust. +When i first joined up i was shocked at how ( no offence ) elderly some of the people who post here are . +The Jews who govern us in Europe and America have been censoring nationalist and alt-right ideas for years now – with an extreme uptick in purges and political arrests in countries like Germany – and nobody says anything! +What's the American education system's slogan? "Great targets and shooting ranges!" +a paki is like a microwave meal . you need to stab the fuck out of it . +>I just have a problem with homosexuals acting all gay at my wedding What if we were friends and I was getting married. But didnt invite you. [...] You would feel pretty marginalized, tokened, and disrespected if I gave those reasons for not inviting you to my wonderful day with the partner that I love and want to build a family with. +Interesting I have some northern German features and hardly have German DNA . +You're not incel if you find girls ugly You're not allowed to find women unattractive if you're unattractive yourself You don't get to have standards if you're ugly +You would be luckey to see a real Irish person on the TV these days .. +I liked a @YouTube video from @channelforeyt https://t.co/ZPAXplj5TV I Literally Got SCREWED From Winning!! | Pokemon Duel MASTER'S +Only reason I'm going back to college: Oneitis. +"RT @histalkingvoice: Courtney was so ugly like the bitch didn't admit that Bryce was a motherfucking rapist like come on man, ""come out"" ht…" +what 's hitler 's favorite choir ? the gas chamber singers . +Don't stop trying because the negro will prove you to be right . +take off your VC fedoras and think about what this really is. it's about the right that anyone has to not be harassed & threatened. +what 's the difference between osama 's wife and his goat he loves one of them enough to not use them as a human shield +.@ClaudiaODoherty I just found out that it was cancelled, i can't believe Time After Time jokes are already outdated +Just saw a dude restocking the Nitro milk stout supply in the philosophy grad student lounge fridge....i fucking hate this school +yeah these valley faggots can go fuck themselves +The US say they have the best stealth jet Malaysia flight 370 hasn’t been detected for 4 years +It was very nice meeting all of you for lunch . +This one lady told me I am a math retard because I counted her cups wrong and I am sorry? Like I get my numbers confused... +What do you call 3 blacks hanging from a tree? An Alabama wind chime. +Feds raised rates again - how much is that in the past yr or two now? +Listen, I admire you for wanting to make the negroes feel better about themselves , but the evidence FOR race is overwhelming . +Aboriginal wolf from 3 little piggies He’ll huff and puff and he’ll pass out +My thoughts on black people They are valuable members of society and I really like them +Guys always lookin for a relationship with me like if I wanted to be with you it would`ve been clear stop forcing shit with me ....🙁☹️ +Brothers- I just created a boycott misadnry sub to post male bashing ads +Random person:: I love your curly hair! Are you mixed? Me:: No, I am Haitian actually. Random person:: OMG! WOW. You don't look Haitian. You must be mixed with something. Me:: What are Haitians supposed to look like? Random person:: Well, I didn't mean it like that. You just have that good hair, y'know? Me:: I really don't feed into the "good hair" vs. "bad hair" hype. Random person:: Oh ok. Well anyway, your hair is nice! Me:: Okay, thanks. +.@HomeDepot 20-30 years of my father's life was given to this company, and they fired him for the smallest fucking incident on the job. +Can't fuck wit no bitch ugly friends, +No one cares @IkeMahrer6551 call me sexist, but i hate to hear girls argue bout sports +What is Harry Potter's favorite college magic trick? wingardium overdosa +Why do deaf children not get abused Because there’s no need to give them beats. +Jesus H. Christ, @PressSec talks in fucking circles. +The average person eats 9 spiders.... When I invite them over to my dinner party +Fucking buzzin for Aberdeen away the mora. Send they rotten bastards on 🇬🇧🇬🇧 +My moms a worse bitch than me like ugh I can't stand that hoe. +Jokes about disease are never funny They are malarious +You have my word we will RT @JRwrz: @Thotcho beat those fucking faggots pls +Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit in 14 +I keep hearing that GamerGate is opposed to harassment. I must be misunderstanding something, surely. +Plastic surgery is the only way out, everything else is cope RIP poorcels. +@Stephygrainger @BettMelanie Yes! Ignorance! Let them sit in your inbox and make friends with each other, but ignore them all. 🙌👋😀 #Bliss +@AllFucksGiven_ like a hoe gettin dick all day and then tonight she gettin more +how do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit ? q.how do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit ? a. because everyone keep recycling the same jokes +Why is 10 scared? Because it's in the middle of 9/11! +Even if normans accept us one day, never forgive them They are our mortal enemies, and destruction is what they deserve. +Or a classified section for employment or contract services . +Roosters die after sex At least the one I fucked did +Do you get the acatholicherald #newspaper? Here's why you should: https://t.co/qjwc5aK0vV … … #Catholic https://t.co/gzLrqk5nRm … Do you ge… +What would Maddie McCann be doing if she were alive today? Me. +I was thinking about what to do with the Mexicans in the US, when my head started hurting... ...I got some concentration cramps +Why is so much to ask to participate in humanity We should be given government mandated women OR Voluntary euthanasia Making us live without either of those is to force is to live in agony. +good sport . this guy walks up to a girl at a bar and asks to buy her a drink , she checks him out then says sure . he says wow you re a good sport . a few drinks later he asks " wanna go to my hotel ? " she says sure he calls her a good sport . months later he s walking down the street and sees her . obviously pregnant . she walks up to him and says " if you do n't marry me i m killing myself and your unborn child " he slapps her on the shoulder and says thanks for being such a great sport . and walks away . +The Diversity Dinner : Breaking Bread & Barriers - YouTube A lot of good comments on this video though , if you have a youtube account feel free to leave a comment on there . +What's the difference between my dad and cancer? My dad was only inside me for a few minutes +My cats an asshole Wakes me up at 4am So I can pet her +Opiate dependence is a disease of reward deficiency. Dysfunction of the brain reward circuits #opiatedependence #addiction #heroinepidemic +The purest and the most thoughtful minds are those which love colors. Which color do you love? #LiveInColors +Killin these niccas n I hate all my ex hoes! +I was blessed with a 10 inch penis That priest has since been sent to jail +what is the difference between a stone and a baby ? having sex with a stone is not really fun +Can the California AG be brought up on charges for anything related to these sweeps? +Now it doesnt work I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesnt work. +what was the last thing that went through the minds of / jumpers ? their knees . +Judge Napolitano : FBI Will Recommend #Hillary #Clinton Be Indicted +What’s the difference between a Mexican and a Jew? Only one was able to make it over the fence. +Today I've Been Getting Friend Requests From 'Mafikeng Boys' ^_^ - Keng Ka Bana Bako Magaeng Today , Le Utlwileng Ka Nna ? :v +I always hated Stephen Hawking. He always showed off his jawline. +Why is it not fair to call extreme feminists feminazis Because Hitler actuly did something +@Rubber0Cement Heard various bootlicking vips tried to tip them in beers via lobbing of glass bottles at their heads. Tuff crowd +At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion..... One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt." +The term 'non-binary' doesn't even make sense. No one who's biracial says they're 'non-racial'. 'Binary'(means of 2 things) makes more sense +Im fucking DYING at that video of Kanye running into the sign 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂 +Had to block that bitch. Soooo annoying😒 +How can you tell if your gay son is a top or bottom? Which side of his underwear is shitty. +I realized I was a dickhead when my mom beat the shit out of me and my bro and got a ticket bc she ran a stop sign. All I could do was laugh +Sorry the worse working class slum is as Irish as the rest of Ireland.I love Ireland and my people all Irish are my people . +What is the similarity between phone screens and sex slaves? The darker, the better. +Ok fair enough. He definitely wasn���t attractive enough to pull the stuff he was pulling. He was an older guy in his late 30���s and looked like he partied a lot in his younger days +Israel arrests him i bet Lentin and co are very happy.All students looking in see what scum the Jews are.Details here www.normanfinkelstein.com +if they have the same help here in Quebec , i would like too say congratulation pitbull-A.G. and i hope you have lot of new white resident in your city +Don't let an extra chromosome get you down +Feminists discuss attractiveness within women [blue pill alert] +dexter holland lead singer of the offspring has written a scientific paper on the hiv virus . study concluded that survival rates are pretty high for a straight guy +I fucking hate stupid bitch ass dumb ass blowout fights +How do you know when a song about school shootings will be popular When it has a really catchy sandy hook +My Father taught me to shoot when I was 12 years old . +Prision Break was hype. But why tf was there 40 mins of commercials and only 20 mins of the actual show.. literally it was 21 minutes episod +How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black +RT @thomas_violence: did he launch 50 cruise missiles from his fucking country club https://t.co/dPr7lZlCsV +I fail to see how this makes you a racist. +``Thebest thing to do is stand there and look them straight in their eyes with the NO FEAR stare and wait for them to throw their signature haymaker . '' +like lord knows I see way more Kass/Sidon/ Gerudo-link erotica around than I do female gerudo or even Zelda stuff +YOU LIL STUPID ASS BITCH, I AIN'T FUCKIN WIT YOU! Sorry y'all. I needed that. +Why are circumcisions popular? Jewish girls won’t touch anything that’s not at least 50% off +If I fuck with a leper ... I can say that I broke it in half +How many in the Enemy Media are CIA operative traitors? Bring them in #ObamaGate @DevinNunes @TGowdySC @JohnCornyn #maga .@realDonaldTrump +Funny how a lot of people on here try to put the blame for their failure of a life on certain other people.Anything to deflect from the fact that they alone are responsible for their life.These type people are losers.100% losers. +acmc_clock_euro: #Uranus is now (17h58m01s UT) setting at 23°44'58.1'' #Aries opposite #ascendant at Leningrad, SSR +RT @funder: .@SenJohnMcCain Trump is evil. And if u support him still now—u bet your ass you're evil too. #GOPBloodMoney… +If a person devoted their self fr social service people call thm psychopath....but personally he or she called thr self sociopath. :) +"@Shippin ""Lovingly, Shepard nudged Meldan's ample basket. Could this be the Chosen? Only the Ceremony of the Three… https://t.co/Sv1TEyNpJ8" +Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn’t born yesterday +2010 MITSUBISHI LANCER MK5 GS2, 2.0 DIESEL, 5 DOOR HATCHBACK, 6 SPEED MANUAL GEABRBOX. JDS REF - 978 +I got a BC arts council grant and I work in a call centre and volunteer doing LGBT-posi sex ed for youth! That's my life okay bye. +Just a reminder that you'll wake up everyday of your life as a subhuman and without a woman to love. +how many jews died in the holocaust ? not enough +Happy Mother's day to all the dads out there pulling double duty. +I hate jokes about the holocaust My grandpa was a solider in the holocaust, a war hero, he killed 10 men, but he got imprisoned in an American POW camp where he died +I still find myself turning into a bumbling idiot when I talk to her 😂 +IM TRULY THE BIGGEST IDIOT IM MAKING THIS MODEL THAT LOOKS DEVENT WHEB THETES A KIT ONLINE +What the hell are you doing here? +@CNNSitRoom Fucking Putin brainwashed Nazi sympathizer +Whats worse than two children in a bin? One child in two bins +Take heed, gaters. You're alone in the world in your campaign of hate. People will stand up to you. Men and women will stand up to you. +"RT @monya483: So you call ""horrific"" the fact that this asshole got gored but not the fact that bullfighting & torturing animals…" +In this week of suicide prevention I want to say to everybody who's having a bad time Hang in there! +i was a bmxer for a while until it got stolen by SOMEONE ... but i turned my attention to mountain bikes ... i like em you can actualy go places not just do stupid dog tricks +"Jackson is on power in his ""capacity as the chief whip of the ANC"", can someone invite him tomorrow night as Bra Jack" +the eskimos live in igloos , while the native americans live in tipis . what do the ethiopians live in ? poverty . +If you would like to join the group it explains on our board all about P.L.E and what our goals are . +I know. I haven't been this drunk in a longtime cod I only just dropped my phone on my face JESUS Christ p +This guy is spamming copypasta of /u/AutisticSubuman on unrelated posts on unrelated subteddits +I'm so happy to hear Lamar got clean and is working towards getting his wife back! Go Lamarrr Go Lamarrr! +Whats a pedophile's favorite part of halloween? Free Delivery +So sick of normies replying to threads like they don't know what fucking subreddit they are in Daily reminder if you are normie on incels you are a still a fucking failure, real normies content with their lives would never come here. +Lol u mad motherfuckin hoe +Notice how more reporters are using the term #Coverup? It's clear @DevinNunes, @SpeakerRyan & of course the Liar-in-Chief involved in one. +Why did the ISIS executed him ? The girl that he raped didn't die. +The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike. She wasn’t promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. +What do you call a Buff Black Mans Ashes? Chocolate Protein Powder +By now people would find there power in news and journalism how could we not see that though I mean i may seem small but I have found the power that exist in being who i am of course anyone could join me in my news to find out what that is but it is amazing to find power in such Information +Graduated college, in shape, full head of hair and I have my own apartment downtown San Francisco. Life is good. Happy birthday Me 🎈🎈🎈 +"Thank God there aren't ""Good Night Twitter"" tweets. Or just wait until Indian uncles gets hands on the net after today's #303. #Jiokekamaal" +Want more women in FOSS? Dropkick these people into the sun. +#AprilFools bitch, You're a fuckin faggit Wasting your pathetic life Reading my tweets Because I convinced you To give me your soul, fool. +My livestream will be delayed for next Thursday since I got like 3 mixes in total that I have to record. So be patient peeps. #edm #mixing +/r/menkampf @ a subreddit where tumblr SJW posts have the words "men", "straight" etc remplaced with "jews" and "women" with "aryans" +This girl was like I ain't know you was into bitches like that and I chuckled. And said if only you knew the half of it 😭 +Damn... worked today, ate good, watched some basketball, now niggas kicked back blowin watchin this shit😂😂life's good🤙🏽😎 +Has anybody pointed out that Finland is n't part of Scandinavia yet ? ( Hur gick det i Finnkampen , vet ni det ? +Catholics do NOT believe; That people should stop funding a corrupt organization that hoards billions of dollars in wealth while taking rapists when they are detected & sending them to prey on unsuspecting boys in new locations. +What's the difference between a bowling ball and my ex wife? I never enjoyed tossing a bowling ball and knocking stuff over. +LA cels i have an upcoming trip to LA what is there to do? +Shower, put on your best you. Go the fuck to a mall or somewhere where women are. [...] It's just science. +one thing I would add is that literally every character in Andromeda says exactly what's on their mind at all times. not limited to romance +can i borrow the truck a girl wants to borrow her dad 's truck to go out in a nearby town . she asks her father , who then takes out his dick and replies " you know what to do . " the girl starts sucking , but coughs and yells out " dad ! your dick taste like shit ! " to which the dad says : " oh right , your brother has the truck . " +Like so many others, I would love nothing more than for #POTUS to begin rapid-fire kicking ass and taking names However, I find I'm enjoying #POTUS feeding them a little rope at a time, letting them hang themselves a LOT more instead He has plans, support him while he executes them in his own way! +No, the picture thread took care of that ! +People who play string instruments can legally finger minors. +Republicans trying to change Supreme Court rules after complaining their pick for Scalia's seat was voted out! Republicans are crooked! +11:11 message. just a fucking message. i'm sticking with you 11:11 +how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable ? aids +I am Rick and I am here to joke around a lot. +he can't tweet a fucking picture of his files on his computer because there will probably be overwatch porn in it +When I was in school I did Chad's homework and that was the last time I had something he needed Now I am a NEET and he is a model. +Just need to figure out a way to hire people without disclosing their names publicly for security reasons. Is that a thing? LLC? +then i do not get what you are frustrated about. the bm makes more money and has nicer things. [...] really wanting to know what you think. +White People stop giving your time and money to those that hate you and yours. +God please don't say we accidently hit any Russians. All I am worried about. Assad shoulda been killed long ago +I nominate Mina Atta as the best egyptian singer 💕🇪🇬 @dafentcom #DafBama2017 #DafBama2017_MinaAtta #MinaAtta +When your mom catches you banging your sister for the 3rd time this week... And asks how the hell you keep finding her grave +Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to a 10 years old boy with a cute ass. Edit : This was filthy frank's joke +When the homos tried to have a fag pride parade in Serbia a few years ago they were beaten up . +Incel wants to go to Thailand... how do I tell him its a waste of time and money? +he wanna be me, he bitin my swag stop tryin to be me. I fuck her for free, you fuckin her too but you payin a fee +Kids and pets Best when they are someone elses +Liberal Hypocrisy on Gun Violence Exposed By One Brutal Cartoon https://t.co/FAl1lxxnay https://t.co/SUtpdZYCOo +Why doesn't the int. community take #Assad to the #haguecourt to be tried for war crimes? Why does #Trumprussia deflect by bombing #Syria +I'm a host at a local upscale restaurant and part of my job is taking reservations over the phone. Me:: Could I have a last name please? Woman on phone:: [gives last name] Me:: And could I have a first name as well? Woman on phone:: Oh, I'll give you my husband's name. It's [husband's first name]. Often women making a reservation over the phone will automatically give their husband's first name. It makes me so angry and frustrated - if you're the one making the reservation, why don't you give your OWN name? I don't know if it's a way of pandering to their husbands' sensitivity about having a reservation under a woman's name rather than a man's name. +yes i turned on profanity filter because i'm trying to curse less. it's not working, as you can see. +"RT @BibiBourelly: If you say stupid shit like ""I don't eat pussy"" you're too immature for sex and you need to keep it at base 1 you little…" +How do you find out someone is gay in the middle east? Check the tombstone +My sister has 206 bones inside her body. Now 207, 206, 207, 206. +All marriages should be arranged Sluts are too stupid to choose a partner for themselves. +You won't go to jail for being a raging miosgynist racist fuckbag, but that doesn't mean we all have to be silent about your fuckery +Basic steps for escaping inceldom 1-Be handsome 2-Earn 165000+ a year 3-Have a Ferrari and a Mercedes 4-Wear Armani, Prada, Gucci or LV Clothing 5-Have a 9 inch penis (at least) 6-Own a mansion 7-Be a jerk 8-Remove hungry-cock women with a stick when necesary +How many people have been banned from ask feminists from asking " How does female objectification operate?" +Why can’t orphans play baseball ? They don’t know where Home is +to look at the bigger picture and see what this stupid and impulsive action done by our president means for us, what happens next? +I try so damn hard to avoid from drinking cold water but still this cough is gettin worst +What's brown and 14 inches long? A mexican fetus. +What happens when you turn off the lights? It gets dark. +I'm not cheering for him...just that he fucked up! #WrestleMania +.@willylevy29 @Elygutierrez19 Stupid idiot her strength Just behind screens In front of the camera do not know speech +Child rapists of reddit, whats your story? (Black) +"Original thoughts early in IN & OH did not ""raise eyebrows"" expectation originally isol wind or hail. Result: 21 tornadoes (2/2) #ssdrc2017" +Wargamers are a fucking plague on this world. Like the worst bit of gaming but cranked up to 11 by isolation and snobbery. +Last Friday an associate here handed out 100 NV leaflets at a rodeo depicting a graphic summation of non-white ( mestizo ) immigration . +What did the 13 year old and her fetus both say? "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me" +what 's stiff , inches long and makes chicks scream in the morning ? cot death . +Tempted to pick Claymore up again as I had to ditch my physicals due to bulk. This is very dangerous +McNabb, Romo, Garcia, Vick, it doesn't matter, Wentz. But Carson can move up with time. https://t.co/90Kl8vFy8c +Their aggressiveness is a massive reason for their ' success ' . +I walk in on my son and his girlfriend having sex... Now i know what it feels like getting cheated on. +RT @HitTehBlunt: *hits blunt* "bruh if she tells me to go text my other hoes, but she's one of my hoes, do I keep texting her ?" http://t.… +Nazi Hillary!! Nazi Hillary!! Nazi Hillary!! Fuck off!! ＃ArrestHillaryCampaign +What do black Spanish people say only once that white Spanish people say thousands of times? Ciudad. +I like my women like I like my coffee In a vacuum-sealed bag in the freezer +Two short story competitions on my to-enter list close at midnight. 'Kate' on my Mac has just read one to me. #amwriting #notabedtimestory +If you don't like it, you can return it. I just knew that they had a Japanese-type scent and thought of you. +mj is in heaven waiting outside the gates g there is no way you are coming in here , you are going stright to hell mj : why not god ? i brang passion to the world g passion to kids more like it , you have molested more then a thousands kids , raped dozens , you are a monster ! now answer me ! why would you do such acts ! mj smiles mj : cause it do n't matter if your black or white he he +RT @__SoulFlower: "I'm against feminism I think men and women should be equal" a bitch that don't know shit about feminism +"Buying black jelly beans for my kids... In case they're cutting up and need a ""chill pill"". They hate them. 🙊" +RT @PolitiBunny: #YesWeDid attack, harass, threaten, mock and bully any woman or minority who dared not fall in line with our progressive a… +That is right he is an anti-white bigot who wants to live around no blacks but wants to force other people to live around blacks . +.@realDonaldTrump ...But jobs that people used to have that have been fading, like factory jobs and coal mining. How is that better? +I love how McDonalds says they're gonna use fresh beef. How nice of you, Mickey D's. A burger made using fresh not frozen beef? GENIUS 😑 +I'm hoping that Cersei gets her ass handed to her but I love Daenerys and Jon ;3; I don't want either of em losing xD +The only type of museum a zoo needs , is a museum about animals and nature . +What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape +What can a black man not steal? Your job. +Women shouldn't be walking around by themselves. +"Your Yiddish word for today is: simcha (SIM-chuh)- A blessing. I happy, joyous occasion that merits celebration. ""Talk about a simcha....." +Company recalls Chinese ginger candy because it 's also flavored with lead | candy , ginger , company - Top Stories - Asians put lead in ginger flavored candy . +How do you evade the police on this sub? Fuck +i need 2 hands to beat my meat one hand to hold the tweezers and the other to operate the microscope +So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ...Just kidding +if there was a sub for ugly women and why they are miserable oh wait, they are all sugercoated to delusion by relatives and have guys pump and dumping them i forgot +I just fucked a pig. The fucker Squealed on me. +There should not be problems between the different classes inside the race white since we are all whites they should be joined to fight against non-whites they are our enemies . +did you know jewish rabbis are n't allowed to accept payment for circumcisions ? they just keep the tips ! +Dear everyone who chews gum. KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT +If this stupid brown savages would stop slaughtering animals or worshipping them ( like they do in India ) , maybe they would n't be starving and so poor . +a REAL nigga gone be blunt from the jump and tell you what it is and let you decide if you wanna be apart of it . a lame nigga gone lie 📌🗣‼️ +Explain it like I'm 5: Why do Universities conduct sexual assault hearings? +😂😂 My stomach in pain like a mufucka RT @OwIPharaoh This the nigga that's rating bitches 3/10? http://t.co/yFlFuBJ2Po +That's the definition of sexism??? @CepedaAriana Call me sexist, I just feel men & women have their appropriate roles in life +Apparently, Barry Manilow came out of the closet today. Next thing you know, someone is going to claim that Tobias Funke is gay. +Trap drugs be getting all kinds of bitches lmao +How do you make a fruit a vegetable? Give the fruit aids. +Was worried about being on time for work today, ended up being on time but my boss and coworker thats training me are late... +Example of activism from r/KotakuInAction: Campaigning against misandry in media +I would have killed to not wear three layers of foundation and uncomfortably revealing costumes just to dance, we weren't mini adults +I need a bad bitch who keep a hand grenade in her Burberry +Race Mixing is and has been a huge problem for of kin for many many years , how on earth are you supposed to protect women who think its ok in the first place ? +If a gay person commits suicide.... Is it still called suicide or is it homocide? +This is NOT a tweet, this is a GAB, a tweet comes from a little lying blue bird, a GAB comes from a wise old toad that lays low and strikes fear into the heart of the lying blue bird 🐸 +Sat 15:00: Light Snow; Temp -6.8 C; Windchill -16; Wind NE 33 km/h gust 51 km/h; Humidity 82%; Press 99.8 kPa / falling. +Before the madness with my single bitches. 😏 http://t.co/FLDe7S4SLC +All I see down my time line on Facebook errday is perks! And it's even hella hypes 2day down my time line smh lookin fa perks +why did jews do so well in class ? they went to concentration camps +When your inner demon is getting all hyped up but you've got to behave..........pigilan niyo ko pls gusto ko manakit 🙂 +I hope it is forgotten and we focus on the Holdomor and the death of 10 million Christians . +You've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for I want a divorce +"@TuckerCarlson Russia has been ""hacking"" for over a decade and they do it to other countries too...And we do it back. Nothing new!!" +Jealous niggas usually send the hate threw the bitches +Oh that reminds me of my high school days in IT lessons making 30 Apple Mac 's on Clarisworks simultaneously say `` Mr Carey has death breath '' +whats the difference between a guitar and a girl? I guitar doesn't complain if I finger it in public +I cried, for the first time, today... +RT @HlGHKEY: "I have sex with a lot of guys but I'm not a hoe"......and I can sell Crack to people and not be a drug dealer FOH HOE +Video Center - KOLD News 13 ^ ^ ^ Click link for video . Here 's what the Vekol Valley looks like , south of Interstate 8 , 10-miles west of where HWY 84 intersects . +what 's with black people ? they 're not black , they 're brown . and they 're definitely not people . +Mary was never pregnant out of wedlock, nor was she an unwed mother. +What's the best way to kill small people? With a minigun. +What’s the darkest part of the world? Detroit +My aunt teaches at an all black inner city school in Kent , OH . +.@trishesdishes US. Canada. UK. France. Switzerland. Germany. India. Every western nation and then some. Men have less legal rights. Equal? +"I hate a ""imma talk to you for about 3 days then leave u wondering where I went"" type nigga" +Why is the new R Kelly song 19 minutes long? So he can prove he can actually hop on something that's over 18. +What's the worst thing about being separated from your child or children? +Why the fuck is the America wreaking anti-White moslem nigger obama talking about God? +“@mix3ddchickk: Donny a hoe” Since when?¿? +What is a good dark joke? Stolen. +Or, well, something happened. A hashtag was started by harassers to support him. So, that's something. I guess. +"""WHERES THE FUCKING BLOOW NOOW!"" 💀😂😂😂 I'm too weak" +RT @thecoreyholcomb: No man has ever aborted a baby even if he have her $ on it. Abortion bitches will soon meet god & they baby to face th… +Prof Mavis Kirkham @ussumidwifery, Sheffield @radmidassoc a force to be reckoned with #findyourtribe #usmsconf17 @SagefemmeSB ❤️❤️ +A public execution for these animals would go a LONG way to point to justice being done ; it would never bring the girl back ; but I guarantee it would send a message ............................ +Girl hosts ama claiming she was raped by porn producers, skeptical commenters call bs and she ignores them. +It is interesting on the one hand how desperately the establishment is fighting Trump ad how genuinely terrified they seem of him contrasted with the endless cries of him being a globalist shill? +I seriously hate waiting in line at the grocery store and the fucking register breaks.... Fml there's like five people behind me +In the past 12 hrs, GG hashtag saw 1018 tweets/hr (776 of which were RTs). Min: 662 (473) Max: 1519 (1233). majority of non-RT came from bot +She may or may not be a Jew but she 's certainly stupid , she seems to think the Blacks wo n't kill her alongside every other White they can get their dirty hands on , what a muppet ! +@sportslarryknbr Amazing? He plays in the WCC. Twice a year he gets to play LMU, Pepperdine,Portland and USF among others +I dated a fugly fat girl 2 years ago She got a boyfriend in few weeks, I'm still single since I was born +claudia got this marshmallow scented shower wash yesterday and it smells like fucking sweet-shop ecstasy i stg +Tanning with my main bitch +While you do your grueling Engineering homework, college Stacy is out partying 5 nights a week +people say " i 'd hit " instead of " i 'd fuck " but i guess chris brown misunderstood +So now that the Crazy White Guy Story is in Jeopardy in Vegas.........NO MORE INTERVIEWS FROM ALL THE VICTIMS AND RELATIVES AND FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS AND UNCLES AND PASTORS AND BROTHERS AND LIONS AND DOCTORS AND PUPPIES AND LIZARDS AND LAWYERS.......AND.............CRICKETS.....I GUESS +RT @macklemore: I feel bad for all the homies that suffer from canker sores on the reg. those bitches hinder the spirit +I'm glad we 're all hanging on in there . +another chester joke you know how i know chester bennington was a boring person ? all he ever wanted to do was hang out at his house . +A Storm is Brewing on the Horizon -- Will Obama Declare Martial Law Before 2016 ? +"""...You should be Tripple down on one thing than to be half-pregnant on 9..."" Damn! #mondaymotivation @garyvee #Quotes #MAD #lines" +When you tell him you pregnant for April fools day & he think you playing but you really not 🤦🏽‍♀️👶🏽😂 +Maybe it's because pop culture lied to us that beautiful women are willing to date fat loveable losers and have no sex drive of their own +Im curious, anyone know how long it takes (average) to be verified after submitting ID photo? +If one of the core tenets of your argument is "It's 2017", don't expect to be taken seriously. +Well I do hope that he will not get the PM position ... neither do I want SV nor AP in the government ... +my heart goes out to the emergency responders working through the holiday in that istanbul night club . poor guys , exterminating roaches on new years eve . +offensive racist joke animation made this video years ago on a shitty youtube animation program . forgot about it until now . do n't watch if you get offended easily . +sure I will take note but I will continue to point out how you refuse to disclose any info that may give away your position on topics relating to WN . +How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb none, they just beat the room for being black +What's the best way to get a child to sit quietly on your lap in church? Make sure it's dead first. +Has Mayor DeBlasio reached out to comfort the family of the suspect yet? +How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an alter boy +Imagine if all this country ever thought about was nationalism. +"""You can bitch and you can complain or you can take a challenge and do right"". #RomanReigns 👊 #TalkIsJericho ♡" +All of our parents are shit Nature - their genes Nurture - their parenting +Army Farm Group said he would also be incoming the European Amateur Theater Managed Highway Authority. +I'm a god and can fuck you up so shut your mouth basically I wish I could spit in your face for that. Goodnight ORDINARY +I've never been too into sports , but I think I just found a new favorite team ... +Normies, I have a suggestion for you Before you post a comment/reply read what you have written, and if it is a generic platitude, a stupid joke (anything that you think is funny/witty qualifies), meaningless drivel (basically anything that you could possibly say falls into this category), or anything about yourself or your experiences when not directly prompted, DO NOT FUCKING POST IT. +suicide suicidal people think they know they wo n't turn out be anything . sad that they always seem quick to jump to conclusions . +If I were to make up a joke, it would be something like this: "Ossofer, I'd like to report that I stole $33 million..." +Hey guys, patriarchy meeting on the 25th. Keep it on the down low, I think the feminist are catching on to us. +I hate when people ruin the tv show for every body who hasn't finished it!!!!! You're a fucking asshole 😡😡😡😡 +@sramirez07943 That's you faggot you eat shit for fun 😂😂 +What's the difference between me and a toddler? One is a fucking three year old and the other one is fucking three year olds +.@KofuCastle She makes the decision that it's time to climb down out of the tree and heads back to @kofucastle for the day +my aunt is getting mad at me for wanting to stay in tonight, so ofc i just said fuck it and im going out +I'm currently in a debate with a feminist on Twitter. +literally all I wanna do is get in bed but laundry takes for fucking ever +How are u a woman and want to take other women's RIGHTS to CHOOSE with what they do with their bodies???? +Why is there a marching band outside my apartment? +wish i had a fucking job so i didn't feel this hopeless +though thats again fault of the idiot owner who doesnt care or even realize what their dog is doing +My daughter just had her period... I can finally mark out dates on my calendar! +It was too much police and security police involving , but you will see in Latvia.Also , all that crap was lasting about some 45 minutes . +why do n't black people live in the country side ? there 's no street corners . +I'm trying to hold my pee sooooo bad on this bus but the way this bus driver is driving Ima piss myself 😩😷 +One sign that you are living in a small town must be when your local library only has one book about Nordic languages , 50 pages thin and published in 1942 . +Hey what is it like to orgasm? “ You said it’s an immense feeling of satisfaction, relief and happiness, with a tinge of guilt at the end.” “ So, it’s like murdering someone?” +HOW IN THE FUCK ARE THE HIRSHHORN TICKETS SOLD OUT ALREADY?!?!? +No one has mentioned ' Hate Society ' , they are a great band and they dont just scream down the mic . +I'm happy to hear Ms. Rosen will survive and hopefully put this behind her at some point ? +If someone you know loves to read but can't get to book club meetings they might like this online book club for... https://t.co/BCvIHdWvc6 +Today is World Health Day! World Health Day is celebrtated on 7th April every year to mark the anniversary of... https://t.co/ncXPSWUChU +ever since my doctor told me i can start drinking coffee again- i kinda slowed down- and i just made me a good ass coffee rn and i'm just 😍😍 +Why do fat people choose suicide over diet? It's the fastest way to drop 300 pounds. +Did you hear about that old guy down the street? Apparently he likes his women how he likes his wine. 12 years old and in his basement. +ever had that one girl??? That like refuses to let go of the one time you fucked up??? And it's been like ages??? Move on w your life?? +If you need me to tell you violating a woman's privacy is fucking wrong you are following the wrong woman. +@zimmy1998 am worried that all this noise about Russia could end up putting Trump in a precarious situation without… https://t.co/A5YwobUTaz +Being bi is just a transition step between straight and gay. People who are bi just need to choose! +@0yasumilk I'll make sure to re-enact a lab door opening just for you senpai if I ever see you in the hall +who choked more . aaron hernandez or the atlanta falcons ? +All my old hoes gone love my video +Writing from the early 21st century Demography swallows the individual, high trust making way for the unknown +The change in language is an interesting thing... For example, saying "the faggots are burning gaily in the fire" is now a hate crime +What do you call a gathering of irish people? Potato famine re-enactment +Fug it tho money talks, an i got a bad ass mattress 😈 +Speith goes to 1 under.. I love watching him play golf! Determination personified! He reads Augusta greens so well! 👍 #themasters +To all white patriots , watch ENDGAME ALEX JONES , OR ENDGAME from PRISON PLANET , and learn the agenda from the criminals Jewish bankers . +SEVEN FUCKING DAYS ! ! ! SEVEN FUCKING DAYS ! ! ! SEVEN FUCKING DAYS ! ! ! SEVEN FUCKING DAYS ! ! ! SEVEN FUCKING DAYS ! ! ! SEVEN FUCKING D +i get far too involved when mike catches up on wrestling. why is kevin owens being so mean to chris jericho☹️? +These hoes ain't loyal and niggas ain't either +not abt killing the ppl of the countries. its abt the leadets n the weapons of mass destruction in there posession n means to use them on +believe it or not...these FoG trousers are actually pretty comfortable from the essentials collection +Why is Dale Earnheart Jr. so against President Trump's wall plan? The last time he saw a wall there was someone scraping bits of his Dad off it. +Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down, pour your misery down on me +Hahahahahhaha I actually can't fucking deal oh my god +Fond Du Lac WI Weather now. Temp 29.4, Wind 0, Wind dir 69, Wind chill N/A, Gusting to 0, UV 0.0 +“@iamkrause: No need to thank me, killing niggers is it's own reward.” Dis my pal from our graduation when we was 26 +Blocked post by automod If automod blocks a post and has several views while blocked, does that mean the mods have read it and not approved it? +Being sick is like a roller-coaster... It has its ups and downs And so is rape +Men who use their cell phones very often are more likely to have a hard time sleeping at night and may experience symptoms of depression. +This guy is really really really fucking creeping me out at the gym 🙃 +Damn dean just put Corbin to sleep. That Match Also Showed why It Was On Pre show. Boring as fuck +You know what's the best part about being a pedophile on Halloween? You don't have to look for kids, they come straight to your door. +It's blatantly obvious from their "advice" that normies can't relate to us +My friends ex just aborted her new boyfriends baby Women are foul disgusting creatures she didn't even tell him and she's on social media holding her other friends baby talking about how she's such a good caretaker for her friends kid HAHA like I can't even fucking fathom what goes on in women's heads for fuck sake. +:stupid The liberals and communists of all shades can relax and take it easy . +Nick Cannon movie.. «@arigold_88 A 31 year old bitch in Texas was pretending to be 15 and went to high school 6 months!» +What's the difference between my children and my wife? I put on gloves before beating my wife. +Clinton ignores adult male refugees: "I will not slam the door on women and children." +So game 7 of the 2016 NBA finals got around 36 million views while the LCS final got 43 million unique views. FeelsFantasticMan +All I know is that every girl my age has had at least 5 sexual partners and I'm still a virgin Unless of course it's the same guys that fuck all girls which is a bit comforting otherwise just kill me. +My daughter has got to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me, "was the best you could do?" +I want to fill a pool with the tuna from Subway and jump in it +Anthony Bourdain will be missed... At least we finally got confirmation he was well hung +It is nice to be back to @CHEyork working with @CastelliAdriana on some past projects and considerign future ideas @CHSS_Kent @pssru_kent +Women treat sex like its no big deal and you're never allowed to judge a woman for having sex because its all the past and sex is no big deal, but remember, you're a monster if you desire sex from women. +https://t.co/5TxneGt9iW – How Oregon’s Jordan Bell evolved into college basketball’s best defender https://t.co/8TPWFUZ03M +CYKA BLYAT BLYAT TUPAC ISNT DEAD suicide retards SoaR Noodle +I fucking NEED this COuntry Girls DVD Magazine vol. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +I'm sorry but your family seems a bit dysfunctional. The behaviour you describe of your brother is way, WAY past normal digustingness. [...] Get in touch with your school councillor, they will be able to give you some idea of your options. +When you see a social media podcast or video you enjoy, please take the time to go there, up-vote their videos, and subscribe to their channels... because it helps the content become more visible, it spreads the message wider, and the content creators become more successful and will create more content. +He's a Maltese/cocker spaniel mix. :) +Stephen Hawking didn't die. He just went out of order. +What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when i take out my meat out of it. +I usually buy long legged open crotch shape wear and cut out the gussets of my tights then put my underwear on over them. If I need to pee I only have to pull my underwear down. +Chalk one up for the globalists, Soros, Fake News and the deep state you gotta hand it to them they’re good #MAGA +sex with high class prostitutes do high class prostitutes generally have looser orifices because they have sex so frequently? +Refresh yourself with our homemade #icedtea Choose from #Matcha & Honey, Hibiscus & Agave Nectar, Omija & Maple/Plu… https://t.co/ebDihwuqFx +It's not that I don't like him; it's just that... I think he has Asperger's or something. He always does awkward stuff like pacing around. It's really weird. +What's the difference between my Mexican slaves and my new lawnmover I give my lawnmower water if it starts overheating on my lawn. +she better get jail time if she doesn't she should lose her license for a very long time for one thing don't stop for animals i like animals but what she did was stupid and she should pay she should have been smart enough to pull the fuck over to the side of the road +Putting the tools into the hands of users is a GREAT idea. We need more active solutions for protecting ourselves. +We need to deport all nonwhites immediately , that or stop letting more in and sterilize the ones here , that will fix the problem . +They are trying to dumb us down on purpose ( said to say , it 's been working ) . +The city used to have HOES.Now them bitches look sick. +Would PewDiePie be a millionaire if he wasn't good looking? +I prefer my women to be BANGING! They still think they can escape. +him: are you okay? her: yeah i'm fine what she really means: i'm incapacitated by the sadness that Drake + Rihanna's Take Care elicits +How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw. +I get bitches on tinder +"me: ""mom omg we need to go to the gym, look how fat I am"" mom *rolling her eyes*: ""OMG ANYSSA YES WE DO YOU'RE FAT AS HELL""" +Girls, stop getting bee tattoos and start doing things to help save the fucking bee population +No wonder America likes memes. We deep fry them and nuke them. +they used to fucking hate harry n drag him for anything n hate literally anything he did but now they're bandwagoning 😳 +I am not a sexist, sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for women. +Make #cash #online! Online money with a Hollywood story!: https://t.co/3IhSPd4vok Ways of #making #money online! https://t.co/tN1EofHcJL +Only Democrats are guilty of the govt shutdown - AND THEY WILL PAY! +girl scout cookies why do the sanduskies eat their girl scout cookies upside down ? cause it 's as close as you 're gon na get to a boy scout cookie . +"""I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"" my all-time favorite quote from a Julia Robert movie, haha! :)" +I need your help My freind has pump head syndrome and marfan syndrome and he wants us to roast him i could use your help. +Reminder - she is not your shoulder to cry on +how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb ? just one , you use it like a hand puppet . +ESPN keep hiring these dyke bitches and gay Spanish niggas to talk sports +If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. +I hate when I ft ppl on accident 🙄, ion want a bitch thinking I'm calling them 😐. +Normies once again pushing more incels to suicide (we just lost more than one incel this week alone) +This sub is my only form of social life It's over +All u drug dealers out there ain't got an HGH plug? Y'all just sell weed? Fucking brokies +I play this same bitch ass garbage akuma player in ranked every night. Gets fucking bodied and starts throwing me to death for oki +I think I'm gonna go take a bubble bath, bring along a bottle of wine..and avoid the things I should be doing. +also... I wish you new age ppl would stop acting like marriage isn't a goal. for some ppl it's their only goal to be a wife/mom & that's OK. +I love spending the day with my beautiful girl @jaydenmyers__. She always makes my problems disappear 😍💕💗 +RT @SirTweak_Alot: Duncanville girls cold den a hoe +I believe that @shanedawson deserves the #itgetsworseSHOW because who doesn't want a show about a fat bisexual person. I know I do +If we ever move to Texas and I have another boy, id probably wna name him Dallas. #Dallas #Austin #Texas +All white men of good intention: -get your body in order -get your money in order -get your family in order -get your memes in order Now, we need a White Liberation Army to pull all that together. +That's okay, no judgment. Just, don't tell anyone yet. +You can never put yourself in the shoes of an ethiopian guy... they don't have one. +RT @rhythmixx_: “@aliyahgrubb: Kanye West is a costume not a mock of a race.” girl I hate to do this but Kanye is a human not a costume but… +Because femininity is so horrible! @JonnyG313 I'm not sexist but if a dude cries because of a girl in a wedding dress then he has a vagina +I'm going to sell my iPhone and both my Macs, I don't support faggots. +If you ever make it out of inceldom And you have sex with an fho wife, and she gives birth to a female, lock the kid in the closet from ages 13 to the day she turns 18, so she can be a non- promiscuous mature adult and not contribute to the degeneracy that women these days do, especially from ages 16 + +lol just realized we on episode 8&9 maaaan!!!! cant wait for yall to see these two today! #LetsPlay +Another user insisting on injecting themselves into Daily Melania after a polite request to stop it, so feel free to Mute @kenslem if you prefer to view the thread unpolluted. +What is the difference between a black man and magician If a magician disappears he will come back +Maybe she was a mail order bride. +I'm having THE WORST day fuck I knew nothing in any of those classes 😭 +I once had a pet fish... Then it died. +What do you call a gypsy wedding? A family reunion +Questions that enable people to learn are always welcomed . +"Conditions at 3:00 PM Temp: 44.4F Rain 0.00"" Humidity: 81 pct Wind Speed: 0.0 from the NNW Feels Like: 44.4F" +#TuckerHighlights 11/30/17: ⚠ Social justice replaces actual justice in Commifornia: Kate Steinle's murderer found not guilty - NBC management protected Lauer because he was "too valuable" - Victimary's supporters celebrate Lauer's downfall - US MSM rally behind destruction of free speech in UK +What did the man do when his dishwasher stopped working? Slapped it till it started again +@YerOpinion @wonderfullone paper has lost his damn mind n thats y his daughterwife @IvankaTrump moving in next office n peek shows.🤐🤐 +"Wasn't Flynn bellowing like a bull to ""Lock her up"" and now he's whining like a little bitch ""Please don't lock me up!""" +little black kid gets his ass kicked - YouTube Because I always enjoy these videos . +BBC News : Marine guilty of attacking Afghan Isn't that what they went there to do in the first place? +A user makes a pretty good argument as to why a father, who had been supporting a child who turns out not to be his, should not be held liable for child support as many courts propose. +Any other decent looking incels who.. Are incels because of extreme social problems (SAD, avoidant disorder, etc) rather than looks? +When someone in Austin picks up a package They grab it and it blows their mind on how explosive the suprise is. I mean, it must have been a blast. +At the beginning of the movie they show that huge group mating scene where they line up the men and women . +The negro would n't have big buffed muscle body if it was n't for white man 's technology . +The average middle-aged “Christian conservative” is such a retard that within their own life time their ideology & religion was warped from defending the US & worshipping Jesus to defending Israel & worshiping Jews without them even noticing. +You should be grateful. You may not get all that attention one day. Lots of girls would trade places with you. +When you get a date on tinder And the pick-up point is in the next room +Good guys and gals: God/Jesus/Holy Spirit, The Trumps, Jordan Peterson, Lauren Southern, Alex Jones, Drudge, Michael Savage, Rebel Media folks, CRTV, NRATV, Lionel Media, Stefan Molyneux, Mike Cernovich, Bill Whittle, Bill Mitchell, Stephen Crowder, Gavin Mcinnes. +.@TuckerCarlson .@matthewamiller is a liar. .@JamesComeyFBI testified under oath about a counterintelligence investigation, NOT criminal. +Six Degrees of Any Actor Salt’s Expiration Outdated Dino Burgers Lemming Migration into the Time Buffet Lifetimes off in the Corner of a Painting Edges Worth Compromising +I don't deserve to have a penis, nor do I deserve to have a sexuality They're both useless. +What's small and filled with cream? My daughter. +Thanks for following @ericabbott29 @arktin @Learnt @RxRankings +Why did the mexican throw his sister of a cliff? Tequila +Last night @CrisafulliMaria asked me to make chicken and so I defrosted it and passed out on the couch +Bought all the stuff to make eggplant parm besides the fucking eggplant +Spent all this money during a manic episode on movies on Amazon Prime. Too broke to buy new movies so my goal is to watch all of them . +What’s yellow and feeds of dead beetles? Yoko Ono +Instead of hanging decorations on my Christmas tree I’m going to hang my self +Did you guys win the lottery or something? Living the high life! +.@philippenis @DannyVelasco I made up nothing. A stoner said that and you are too ignorant of world events to know he's wrong. #sorryitsaboy +what 's better than finding a dead baby ? fucking it . +A woman sitting across from me was just giving me a dirty look, while breast feeding her baby on the bus... She was probably wondering what I was doing breast feeding her baby. +How do you keep your vegetables happy? Gather them on an air-conditioned room with plenty of sunlight +"""After all, tomorrow is another day!""_____Scarlett O'Hara ***Vivien Leigh*** ***Gone with the Wind*** 1939" +RT @I_Dnt_Giv3A_Fuk: Good pussy will make a nigga cum quick shit be over faster than a vine video +Do you know what Stephen Hawking's last words were? Windows XP shut down sound. +It's like you're in Mexico, but you can drink the water. +Some women, are straight bitches. +What do you call a smart black person? Intellectual property. + Many serial killers and all-around psychopaths looked like totally normal people until it was too late. +Why can't orphans play base ball? Because they don't know where home is. +why did african americans during the civil war have a low death toll ? they were put in the back of the line . +"@kingbubuman No.. that's me laughing at your desperate attempts to ""explain-away"" people that don't believe/accept your cult's bullshit" +Hey ladies - do you want to be successful at work? Here's the secret - marry a man who is twenty years older than you! +Did you guys hear about the canadian rapper who died recently filming a music video when his parachute failed to open? Now that's what I call a hard base drop +fuck it i know i said i would but i just can't bring myself to lose my virginity to a whore for $80, fuck this i will just looksmax make a tinder and if still nothing LDAR +Gods glory is everything to me!!! I hope as the semester ends I can share Christ!!! I don't let my disability define me-I use it to inspire +"""We don't shy away from conflict which means friction in our ecosystem. That's what it means to be a leader."" - @mattrwilsey #thriveonchange" +More incel poetry pls contribute pls Quiet hermit, lonely sinner Can't help but see you're getting pale and thinner Troubled man, aimless vagrant The smile on your face seems so cold and vacant I know you hear a shrieking in your ears from far away I know that because I hear it too Lately keeps me up all night and day; the price we pay for betting what we couldn't stand to lose +Can't say Goldberg didn't show up for a fucking fight. #Wrestlemania +Comin from a fat bitch +Well what I got to hear of it was pretty cool . +a femi - nazi gives birth . " madam , your bab-- " " i 'm not a girl you pig ! i 'm di - neuto gender ! " the doctor , obviously infuriated , is forced to keep quiet . " well , then , your baby-- " " do n't tell me it 's gender ! i do n't want them to be forced at birth , let them choose . " " ah , perfect then ! well * * * it * * * is dead . " +Whats white on top and black on the bottom Society, the other way around is rape +I'm just matching grams wit my fam bitch +Is suicide really that bad? I haven't heard any complaints. +If you lose a good woman and learn from your mistakes, luck will smile upon you again and you'll meet a better woman. @Khay_Gold +How Do We Know Jackie Kennedy Was Smarter Than John Kennedy? How do we know that Jackie was smarter than John? Because she was the one with all the brains... +Roses are red.. Violets are blue Sugar is sweet, And so are you. Making sure yall feel loved, shits tuff +My diet is like Game Of Thrones Full of dead people nobody will remember +How do you make a little boy cry twice? Wipe your dick on his teddy. +@bill_gaines @MorningJoe ATF is in charge of prosecuting cases and the #teabagger Republicans won't confirm a director to lead the agency. +Wrong, the Fuhrer had no Jewish ancestry, but some Czech. +what's the difference between a telephone and a woman the telephone can do something +thank you very much for your replies ! I just wonder if there is a site of the NNP in english ? anyway I hope Russia will kick non-white butts out of its territory.so long , brothers ! +I hit one month of unemployment gosh I really fucking hate myself 🙂 +i like my women like i like my bourbon years old and full of coke . +Me:: I need to purchase a really good sunscreen. "Friend":: Why? Your kind of people don't get skin cancer. (Might I add that I am almost the same exact skin tone as this person, but I am not 100% white and he is.) +Funniest yt comment I ever received was "Niggers gonna nig *shrugs*" .. lmao racist muthafucka caught me off guard +Black rappers always talk about their moms and never their dads. I don’t think I need to say why. +What do you call an jew with a gas tank A Do-It-Yourself +egg nog taste like what bird doodoo look like +What's the best thing about sex with a newborn? Back door and deep throat at the same time. +RT @NamAndKang: [VIDEO] WINNER #위너 - MelOn Release Event https://t.co/9gfbae1mzW +RT @iamhusk: lmfaoo RT @G_Coppo: LMFAO RT @Zoo757: Lmao RT @DisrespectfulTy: You niggers move sooo fast http://t.co/g8m1TEyzpt +I honestly dont understand ukip sometimes they look like labour but on the other hand like the torys . +“@TeeNaaasty: Half y'all hoes still got nut in y'all baby hairs , shut up 😒” http://t.co/YyFCNfqZPc +WTF are you laughing ' Groid The Jews are just using you Monkeys Get lost go eat some watermelon and shoot some dice or something . +Better to fight for something than live for nothing.- General Patton #Motivation #Focus #Selfdevelopment +The U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement Agency (ICE) issued a detainer request on the Sonoma County Jail for Jesus Fabian Gonzalez, who was arrested Sunday on suspicion of arson in Wine Country fires that have killed at least 40 residents. +I hope I get shot and killed at work today That'd be cool No one else has to die but me, either +Turned 21 a few days a go, still a kissless virgin I'm screwed, aren't I? +@RachelEliseP I feel this bitches are annoying ain't they +we always have to wait 5ever for new music from @YFNLUCCI but i swear it's ALWAYS worth it . #LongLiveNut 🙌🏾❤️😎 +Make an action plan, work towards it and stop fucking whining. Here's some advice 1. [...] Seriously anything, just fucking do stuff instead of sitting on your ass +Correct that is the exact goal of the Elite in North America . +RT @kristajayMFC: No mom. Im not "dramatic /immature" i just have fucking mental problems and youre a bitch and a cunt. +nobody want a nigga to take them out on an expensive date.... just don't expect pussy cause you took the girl out... like TF +at my college today , we had to write an islamic timeline apparently boom ! is n’t an appropriate answer and is enough to get you expelled . +Having grandchildren is better than having children... ...if they break, it's not your problem. +what do a used car lot and a cambodian whore house have in common ? nobody wants to buy anything over years old . +Richest person in China: Ma Huateng, $42.8bn France: Bernard Arnault, $62.9bn Germany: Karl Albrecht Jr, $29.2bn India: Mukesh Ambani, $38.9bn Japan: Masayoshi Son, $22.8bn Russia: Alexey Mordashov, $17.8bn Saudi Arabia: Prince Alwaleed $16.5bn US: Jeff Bezos, $94.9bn +Finding ourselves having to live here in annexed Aztlan is all the more reason to band together . +what do you call fastfood that you eat in the basement ? pommes fritzl +Well all of us Chicago based people should get together then and toast this disgustingly loving soon to be couple with a round of good brew . +Apparently he came to the conclusion that his French was too poor to win over Quebec , and thus he felt destined to lose . +@BBNaijaUpdates even if it's true,how many times have u all stolen ND God forgave..u all are talking as if u re without sin.mtcheeeeeeeeew +Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. +Beauty and the Beast was so true to the original that I cried 200% of the time because childhood 😭❤️ SO GOOD!!! +Just watched the special olympics. Some guy with downs just won gold in “Macaroni Art.” +ITT: We pretend to be normies and cucks (basically noncels) Rick&Morty season 659 pickle rick evil morty XDXD LOL! +I have one of those who helps me pick out clothes. +A bunch of American and Israeli tourists walk into a bar. That’s when the bomb exploded. +"RT @ishaantharoor: ISIS issues message, saying US is now ""being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is""…" +black people prove darwin 's theory on evolution was wrong ! after all , they have devolved from apes to single cell organisms . +@Benny_Balboa tell that boy he a hoe i just called him +im 27 live in manchvagas n.h. my x girl was suposed to go and we broke up at x mass and i missed the show last yr. but not this yr. so if your a cute white women into boston oi e mail me hammerfist@attbi.com +Name your daughter after your wife so when you ask for a beer you get two and whenever you ask for sex you get a three way +RT @Sofia_P_018: this season is fucking art, pls 2017 never end 😭😭😭 +The new census has shown some 9.2 million non whites in England and Wales , this was a properly done census in my opinion and has shown that the white population of the UK is barely 50 million +What do you call a group of brain dead Christians on a tv show Veggie Tales +My uncle showed me a porn video when i was 12 years old. It was me at 5. +What do you call a dead baby? Free Pizza! +What starts with M and ends with arriage? +hey girl , are you an igneous rock ? cuz you used to be hot +So if a fellow white man rapes my daughter or kills my brother I should let it go because he is white ? +A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen? +What does this sub and kids with cancer have in common ? They are both dying. +What’s the easiest way to sneak candy into the movie theater? In the storage compartment of your rifle. +What is the difference between Sweden and Finland? Sweden is gay +I do n't watch T.V. or Hollywood movies . +why did things have to change why did you have to leave me why did my entire life downward spiral i was doing so good and you fucked it up +I hate people who say I got this. In all honesty we don't have a damn thing. +We have seen people nearly destroyed because they wore the "wrong" T-shirt or made a statement that someone else claimed was offensive. +It's my birthday I'm all alone and eating toast. +The names black people come up with for their kids are just ridiculous. What's with all the prefixes? Te-shawn" and "De-andre." Ridiculous. What's wrong with "Bob?"" +Geraldo Rivera: ‏ Democratic lawmakers who boycott Donald Trump State of the Union are disrespecting the office of POTUS & the Constitution to make cheap political point & further divide the nation +Support for Incel rape/sexual abuse victims With the recent happenings of some /r/niceguys or /r/thebluepill user going around around and telling Incels that they deserve to be raped, and even specifically mocking an incel who was a victim of sexual violence, let's create a support thread to share resources and encouragement with our fellow brothers who have been subjected to sexual abuse. +But you look white! or "haha, you look Asian in this photo!" +Well here's hoping that pooch gets screwed then! +Congressional Investigators Notice Timing of Susan Rice Unmasking Request and Leak of Trump Associate Name to Media Weeks Later —Ace +Seems like normies are more likely to use iPhones (no surprise) +Don't tell me what I am or what I've been through ,, ya fucking fat ugly cunT +The easiest solution is to find a nice white girl and have at least two or more white children . +I met this girl with the tightest pussy at work God I love working at daycare +Apart from gaz all the geordies are annoying twats +Some rednecks just raced down the freeway >_e +Me:: I've been working a lot. Him:: That's that Mexican in you. Me:: I don't really think that's it. I've just been trying to save up. I wouldn't say it's part of my nature to want to work nor do I enjoy it. Him:: Jeez I am 24, female, Mexican, middle class. Made me angry and stereotyped, and I unfriended him since he was merely an acquaintance. +Tell me what you're thinking If it's that damn bad then keep it to yourself +#island women fucking turkey school girls nude https://t.co/xP3QeKrQte +If Anybody Follows Independent Professional Wrestling Scene And Would Love To Share Some Of This Weekend Action Hit Me Up Send Me A Link So I Can View The Action I Would Truly Appreciate It +What do you call a retarded NFL Quarterback? Down Marino +Need what he's smoking @RajAshok5 Being feminist isnt sexist BUT ASKING LAWS & INSISTING THAT WOMEN ARE CORRECT ALWAYS, MEN ARE CRIMINALS IS +I would never have the patience for short track racing. Treat it like a demolition derby 🙃 #NASCARonFS1 +I was born in Canada but my family is 730 + members strong and we are all from Ireland , so the heritage is thick and the pride is strong . +Bitch you're the ugliest cunt ever. +If being black is a crime, then lock me up. +AREA CHECK at NE 72ND AVE / NE KILLINGSWORTH ST, PORTLAND, OR [Portland Police #PP17000094872] 07:26 #pdx911 +You know why you don't see a lot of full-time black botanists? Because they already deflower young girls for fun. +YALL I JUST SPRINTED THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR HOOD IN MY FUCKING UNDERWEAR +Incel Poetry Roses are red Violets are blue Women love douchebags +A mans game where every now and again all the players get together for a nice cuddle ? +Oh no, we won't get anything done today, too many hormones. +We're speaking out against our race being destroyed and this guy is making up hypothetical scenarios about snack time and windowless rooms . +they broke through the defenses in only a day and a half during the Winter, when their bending had a disadvantage to the water benders +I hate family gatherings I hate when I have to show my subhuman face around people and have the feeling of being constantly judged. +Everyone is saying how there is going to be a WWIII, but Syria would get fucked up #merica +I met a furry, whom was dressed as a dog. He told me about how he wanted to be treated like a dog. So I kicked him +Messy asss bitches , I would blast yall dumb bitches but i'm not even gon stoop to yalls level +The progressive stack - elite white feminists at the top, poor black men at the bottom - see how they did a bait and switch? +What did Sally no hands get for Christmas? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, she hasn't opened it yet. +what do you call it when a white fetishizes over a black ? negrophilia +If I showed you my flaws. Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? If the answer is ❌ ... just leave me, plz 😂😢 +I don't even like Ghostbusters but I will see the HELL out of this movie to spite misogynists. +I will at least never willingly pay to see this propaganda , maybe just watch it for free to show the influence the jews have got in the white genocide to people . +It's ironic that most of the coverage of the "Female-Only Senate" seems to be sexually biased. +White people should be able to say the n-word We’re the ones who came up with it. +"@DraconicPromise -- on one of the blonde strands of hair. ""...does your sister have long hair?"" Curiousity kills the cat." +Jeff Sessions just announced "DACA is being rescinded." +They do it not because of their nationalism but rather due to their hatred of Russians . +Somehow, it is not hard for me to imagine you fighting off an entire police force , you certainly sound mean enough . +Boyfriends brother interrupted babe & I having sex today by asking for a lighter. 😒 like we're getting down & dirty & you need a lighter +Living life has it price even when people find there loss in the end we all to find a place to make that desesion to be but it will always come with suffering before glory +I can honestly say I feel dumber after reading posts on that board . +Excited to be working with @TPBTournaments this weekend! Quality events, quality teams! #ALLBBCOR #HostSite #TheComplex +Which is more? bullying a kid into suicide < bullying a kid into killing 17 people and commiting suicide. +Maybe all the pussy squirters in the porn community can put it out +😂😂fsee I member in elementary we was hooping on the court 😭And @BigLiq_ thought he was Jordan and slipped on a pop can 😭😂 LMFAOOOOOOO +It's official, just got disowned by my dad +Besides sex and a relationship, what are your aspirations in life? +Would this be life fuel, or is this too fucked up to be life fuel? +If you search around you can probably find `` hoax of the 20th century '' for free on the net . +Everyone in my science class was talking about the weather. Asian male student:: Even though it's hot outside, my family keeps the temperature at 80 degrees. White female teacher:: I wonder if that's a Chinese thing? Upon receiving disbelieving looks from the students, she quickly said, White female teacher:: Oh, not in a racist way you guys. Just wondering if maybe the Chinese evolved to live in hotter climates. +The best hockey team in Colorado plays again Saturday night...and so do the @Avalanche. @DU_Hockey plays in #frozenfour finals at 6p! #DU +what sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller ? a guy with cerebral palsy , holding a cheese grater +I've used FireFox for over a year now . +Ion fight but it aint no pussy in my heart nigga ion fear nobody but god loose win or draw +I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. +Were you to ever witness the `` fighting unto death '' displayed by game fowl you 'd soon discover that theres nothing chicken about chickens . +Well that's ok-you're a girl. +What's the difference between Connor McDavid and a hippy chick? McDavid takes a shower after the third period. +Bro keep representing for the Kingdom Of God! I'm so proud that you stand for JESUS CHRIST ! Love you man! Jesus got you!So happy @JJacks_44 +Why are irish men polite pedophiles ? "Ey, top of the mornin' to ya" +RT @05proFESSOR: @idontbekaren @kelseysocrazy .... this is what all of my bitches say hahaha http://t.co/dHK7eU97Dc +If you don't like doing nice things for your female significant other and find it a chore to do once a year, you probably don't love them. +Tomorrow Donald Jr will testify for a third time on capitol hill only because he took a 20 min meeting that resulted in absolutely nothing The Republicans should immediately shut down these committees and also open an ethics investigation into Rep Adam Schiff for leaking. +@thereal_4 yeah lil nigga I was homecoming king and still been getting bad bitches as u see ✌️ +"""It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong."" - Henry Longfellow" +My website Racial Observer offers many free e-books and you can check out our hardcover and paperback catalog at Racial Observer Books +Did you know that @Snapchat is the second most used social network, after @facebook ? #FunFactFriday #SMTulsa +Hate to break it to you guys but the porn bots are still here. +how do you count the indians in your neighborhood ? put on a six - arm elephant costume and monkey dance down the street yelling : " fre s my children ! " +An old dude today told me that when he lived in Paris, he saw many people with colorful hair. TIL Paris's primary export is SJWs. +What Does A Muslim Woman Say When Getting Dressed? Does my bomb look too big? +No wealth doesn't insulate from being called nigger. But still does improve empirical quality of life outcomes, phenomenally. @Dwight_Dale +I'm going to get one of the two in the next couple of months . +Katie and Nikki - NSW - My Kitchen Rules When Will people learn? They are not that hot. Pride always comes before a fall. +Roses are red, you're now my wife... So you better prepare, to be beaten for life +What's the difference between a black man and a terrorist Nothing they always die +"""noto"" is dead. No matter how many times call,it'll never come back again. That time is over,and now it's time for you to face the reality." +there was an old woman who lived in a shoe . i hate chicks so i found a guy to swallow my goo . oh ! +How can you make a little girl cry twice? By rubbing your bleeding dick against her teddybear. +I cant call myself an otaku or a weeb because the definition doesnt suit me, so i'm just a casual anime viewer +Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam? +Whats a terrorists favorite swimming dive? A bomb dive +Why don’t loyal guys go out with fat people? They can’t bring themselves to date more than one person at a time. +Not using dating apps or approaching women has saved me lots grief Despite my friends telling me to approach women or use Plenty of Fish I know my success rate is 0 so I do not want to go through this torture. +How pathetic do you have to be to make it to 21 and still haven't even kissed a girl or held a hand lmao Kill me 😂🔫 +"RT @nenplug: Fuck you people that pull the ""but you're privileged!"" Bullshit. YOURE FUCKING PRIVILEGED TOO. You have a phone, computer, I…" +I like the Twitter update simply because I'm tired of cutting down my tweets when I'm replying to someone. +Reminder: It has now been 2954 days since Idiot @SeanHannity offered to be water boarded for charity--He need to be told every day. +You have to defend yourself with riots happening across the country and invaders flooding across our borders . +how do the chinese make hotdogs ? a dachshund between two aborted fetuses +I wish I wasn't redpilled Its killing me knowing that if I was better looking girls would have asked me out +Most names have a Latin origin. Does anyone here know what "failedabortion" mean? +Hear about the pastor who hung himself? He was a Bourdained minister. +Instead of joining sports teams, hoes be joining Twerk Teams. +nofap is my last opportunity i have 10 days of nofap, if nofap dont fix my thinning hair crown and some other problems that i have.. it's over, i will just accept it +/r/excel is trending and i thought it was about ex-incels +I swear to fucking god if I see allkpop or any other new acc upload another breaking news on April fools this year imma fight +RT @TheGoogleFactz: Cheating and having hoes gets old. Everyone should want to reach a point where they're mature enough to stay faithful &… +If they ban the celtic cross as a hate symbol it 'll make every graveyard in Ireland a shrine with thousands crosses in them around or country +#SOSHengameh You must take responsibility @HassanRouhani @JZarif @DrSaeedJalili @JZarif @DrAboutalebi @mowlaverdi @ebtekarm #Iran #IRGC +what 's the difference between a black jew and a white jew ? the black jews sit in the back of the gas chambers . +When people ask why you're on disability, I just tell them you have an anxiety disorder. It's better. +Remember Vietnam &how many days in a row the rain fell they've had this capability since the 60s this isn't weird what I'm saying it's the truth we need2 pray4our country against these people trying to destroy us by weather fake news and Civil War we need 2pray 4our president too for this protection +RT @Cluelessnigga: Fat hoes always wanna beef with somebody, yall don't need to be around no type of beef +What is the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a little boy’s face until after they are thirteen +The future of the west depends on those brave enough to be called racist, bigot, sexist, homophobe, xenophobic and not flinch or back down. +That's a win for the Power! He overcomes Klaasen 7-5 as the Dutchman struggled with injury. https://t.co/0a8syBcuJ2 +I saw a mentally challenged kid eating some mashed potatoes. Makes sense. You are what you eat. +What do you do after your daughter says "fuck you"? Tell the judge she consented +the actresses who played josie packard and catherine martell weren't asked back for the revival,,,,,,, they did my girls so dirty +Someone is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s every 70 seconds… Atleast they’ll forget about it in a minute… +That brown-jacket-nobody -meme is the most boring thing of this current year. +i checked other. i saw the VH1 documentary `` Music of Hate '' and heard Nordic Thunder in the backround. i thought it sounded cool and downloaded some of their songs and in the info on it was the national alliance website and david duke 's EURO. i dived into the movement head first and eventually found creativity +In truth, my list of run in had Reading away as 1point tops. Tonight is. 3 points on the list. @APOPEY @PhilHayYEP Context +I seriously can't find me a faithful guy from my town, they a bunch of hoes and annoying mfs +Sometimes I feel like Olivia Pope. +American flags, handwritten letters, and small Bibles were among the rubble. +daily dose of dark jokes ( / / ) { note : these jokes are not to be taken seriously } what s best about fucking ear olds ? there s of them . +Has anyone claiming this method been able to make even one block like that with wedges water and copper tools ? +Unfortunately no. You could always try to start your own business though , and use it for something that would cater primarily to whites . +So I woke up at 8 but I kept going back to sleep even tho I rlly had to pee and it is now 1:10 pm and I am finally peeing, 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 +#SyriaStrikes Makes no sense Assad ordered gas attack to incur wrath of the world. No investigation before US action smells of false flag. +I hear some great radio ads for National Vanguard , but only during the American Dissident Voices shows . +RT @LouieVRee: Eating pussy is dangerous bitches be trying to snap your fucking neck +OP gets accused of sexual harassment, video exonerates him, gets fired anyway, sues company. +BREAKING: Florida governor declares state of emergency to allow the state to prepare for possible hit from powerful Hurricane #Irma. +know told my best friend that i should have kept it on even though it made me miserable just because such an outward rejection of what has +What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you try to put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage +I have scoliosis and shoulder higher than the other due to compulsive masturbation If I had sex that never would have happened. +RT @BudaHound: Been popping all my life what's fame 2 me.. bitches been stalking all my life bitches ain't a thang 2 me +If everyone in the world had the same taste and was going after the same man or woman the world would be a fucked up place the same applies for food and just everything in life it would be a total chaos +I just wish you'd save your experimenting for college. +Bet365 Betfair telephone Bet365 ￡200 welcome bonus https://t.co/keEwgQXwNN #williamhill #freeplay https://t.co/Hj3YkqB8XM +What has more brains than Jaelynn Willey? The wall behind her. +Hey I know I am too old for you but I just wanted to say I saw your picture & I think your cute . +Maybe you should consider [a completely different career path]. +If you hate me over a nigga seek help Bitch😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ +Watching those videos makes me feel like im going to explode with hatred for those creatures . +Why did the 2 year old African kid start crying? Because there were too many reposts of this shitty meme +What the difference between Usain Bolt and The KKK? Bolt could actually finish a race +If you want to see what having a black , kenyan White-hating muslime in the Whitehouse has created , go look at Tarantino 's latest flick Django Unchained . +Republicans aren't the only racist in America. We have racist Democrats too. But don't play the token negro card... http://t.co/FT5c4yhraG +How did the four queers all sit on one barstool? Most of them were bottoms. +Do I have any of My Atheist and Freethinkers Family on here if so this next song is for you Love You All +"""This was a calibrated, proportionate and targeted response"" @TurnbullMalcolm responds to US missile strike on Syria" +Come on BTC, come on girl.... make you market correction let's end this year, where you should be, not with where you will be go girl... +My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for an 8 year old. +How did the Ugandan child end up in a restaurant? In a pie. +Go deeply enough into the past and you might come out with a vision of the future. +"What idiot called it ""campaigning"" instead of ""nursery""?" +why are all black people criminals ? because monkey see monkey do . +Ireland needs some of that Ben Shapiro redpilling; repealing the eight amendment will result in the legal genocide of the unborn +If you are not registered I think that maybe you will not be able to see this . +If I had a nickel for every repost on this sub... I'd have enough money to triple the size of my plantation! +If you wanna check out a non steam game you should check out Minecraft. It's basically a 3D version of Terraria, although the two games are very different. +A thought about Hitler What type of killstreak woulf he have gotten. I mean 25 kills gets you a v2 Rocket right so maybe a chem strike for the rest of the Filthy Jews? +Craigslist Has anyone ever used Craigslist for casual encounters and if so what was your experience? +Shit is fucking retarded, no one wants to see this shit +If your mama or grandtee had her pursed snatched in South Oak Cliff anywhere between 1984-1986...hat's​ was me. My bad. +Society is like a box of chocolates The white ones are the best +Bitches be trying to squash all beef wen they find out they pregnant! Some hoes dont give a fuck! +What do kids and scales have in common? There isn't always somebody on top of them, but, when there is, it's always bigger than them +Thanks for the super effective advertising for the need for #ggautoblocker, I guess. +Black people are a lot like Christmas lights. They never work, they're not too bright, and they're always hangin around porches being useless. +Honestly love you so much Conor & I wish I could get a cuddle off you ans you to tell me everything is going to be okay 💔💔💔💔 @ConorBrown27 +Two turkish guys in a german bus.. ...talking to each other. Ali: "There are over 4million other turks in germany, we are getting many!" ..an elder women turns around: "Well, we had 6million jews a few years ago.." +How can chinks see? They have such permanently deformed slits where their eyes should be.... +What did the judge say after sentencing an American comedian to his death? “Burnham at the stake” +I TRY HARD to avoid the Carmelo Anthony slander, hatred, and ignorance but my followers bring it on the TL for me to see good looks 🤦🏾‍♀️ +You have a problem. @bradwall3 Call me sexist, but I just can't enjoy a game as much with a woman announcer calling it +only my best friend would want weed brownies after she have a baby 😂 but hey, I want a glass of wine so lol +Kristaps Porzingis should be #Knicks' new go-to guy — if healthy | @Al_Iannazzone https://t.co/gyWeG25XUq https://t.co/7n5qwdIg2G +The good news of the day is that the Islamofascist bastard Ayatollah Khamenei has died. May he rot in hell with his 72 virgin pigs. #Islam +"@ThornsofSteel_ @ThcSummerKing — make me sound like the victim... I was the one who lost my temper and turned it into a duel.""" +I would do anything just to have someone to sleep w/ @ night like fucking anything. +Look, I don't care about your photoshops, or your computers, or your wizardry. The earth isn't flat and #TheDress is white and gold. +A $ ... he asks can I get 5$ .. excuse me ..then when can I come back and speak to your dad ..he's asks her. . U get wat your given +I love taking my blind daughter out for drives... Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog... +Is Nazbol just a meme, or do people actually exist who think National Bolshevism/Strasserism/Duginism is a good idea? +i wanted to make powerpuff girls with sugar spice, everything nice and obv chemical X. but no one told me chemical X kis dukan se milta hai +The best part about being blind “Officer I swear she sounded legal!” +What's the difference between a dead baby, and a rock? You can't fuck a rock. +I love it when you DM me it makes me smile but please don’t BM me the cleanup takes awhile. +How does Billy Jean pay for her drugs? Using Micheal TransJacksons +What is a jewish guy on a pile of ash? A family picture. +DaDailyDose Eva Lovia Thanks Shout Out To Eva Lovia For Tha Followed Real Talk Respect yo Thanks U iight Holla yo DDB +Let's Take a Moment to Remember The Poor Dogs That Have Been Defiled by Roasties +War in the Middle East between Iran and Saudi Arabia. +In past 24 hrs jurors have told judge 3 times they are hung in murder trial of Fresno gang member Jerel Stanfield. Judge might call mistrial +Services account for 62.6 % of GDP Construction , manufacturing , and utilities 25 % of GDP Fish and fish processing 9.9 % Agriculture 1.8 % Main exports Fish and crustaceans 63 % ( 2000 ) Aluminum 19.4 % Tourism Accounted for 14 % of foriegn exchange It looks like they have a pretty modern economy , not many low skill jobs available . +My wife says I need to be more positive in my life. Boy is she going to be surprised when our daughter dies of AIDS. +'Member when we won the tourney? If you voted for us, send proof & we'll put you into a drawing for one free Opening Day Breakfast ticket. +Great game of football today at the Vets Sussex County Cup final. Quality of both sides was very high @HorleyTownFC @Lingfield_FC +How do you start a rave in Ethiopia You stick a sandwich to the ceiling +I understand, and I wasn't there either, but I disagree that all police interactions are negative. Engaging in peaceful civil disobedience shows people that you're actually serious enough about your principals that you're willing to risk being arrested, and people find that inspiring. Right now people are describing this movement as a bunch of neo-hippie internet nerds who think that waving a couple signs and kowtowing to the police is going to stop something that the public has been ignoring for over a decade. +You keep coming back to the scene of the crime But the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyway +"@FlowerExMachina He jumped at the sudden appearance, nearly having a panic attack. ""You could do a essay or two.. Pick a topic you like.""" +How do you stop a rape? I only have experience doing snuff films. +he's a terrible person, MTV needs to stop giving him a fucking platform. +Still upset I won't be able to see @theknocks next weekend in Austin. @MrJPatt @djbroc you guys are gonna kill it! +world 's shortest joke ! your penis . +Slavery is illegal, slaves must now be bought on the Black market +how many cops does it take to change a light bulb ? none . they just beat the room for being black . +Looks like @lennyfinnegan2 let his cat on the keyboard again. +Hey do you guys know of any good black iphones k a p p a +As a nation , we are in desperate need for an immigration time out and a zero tolerance policy for those here illegally . +Fucking Muslim family It's eid right now and family comes and visits and I have to sit with them, and I am just silent because I have nothing to talk about, fucking kill me. +What did Hitler's son get for Christmas? A G.I. Jew and a easy bake oven +what do you call a gypsy girl that runs faster than her brothers? virgin +I always get the two of you mixed up, I'm not sure why. +Kid: Are you gonna visit me when I get out of the hospital? Nurse: lol nah, I haτe graveyards! +I butt dialed someone the other day By that I mean I had my phone on vibrate and let it ring +What's the difference between a computer with viruses and a young girl with viruses? I didn't fuck the computer... +SAC 116 MIN 109 Q4 1:23 Adreian Payne makes dunk (Karl-Anthony Towns assists) P:24 R:10 A:2 S:1 B:0 T:4 FD:37.0 DK:41.5 +FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NORMIES RUINING MY FUCKING DAY AGAIN STOP REPLYING TO MY FUCKING POSTS +my wife shaved her pussy today . it 's nice to see her knees again . +Sounds like they might have some Palestinians of either the Muslim or Judaic variety in the woodpile , throwing stones like that . +Pleased for boys today, took their own team talk and didn't make the game difficult for themselves #proud https://t.co/GKdRrOxOu3 +why do i like to hang dogs from trees so i can raise the ruff +1911 Colt Single Action Army ( A.K.A. Peacemaker ) F & N Five seveN PSG-1 I could go on all day , but I just listed a few off the top of my head +Fuck you bruh Ima look at your young bitch.. +What do hitler and thanos have in common? They both did nothing wrong. +Maybe if the stupid injuns weren't so busy smoking drugs and dancing around in circles hallucinating while White ppl were inventing guns they wouldn't be drinking themselves to death in a trailer park in the desert right now 🇺🇸✝️🇺🇸✝️🇺🇸✝️🖕🏹 +Wish more people would have a ruck after ice on the weekend.. man gets a free lift home in a police van from it 😏😏 +"@LorneSJunk @jackdpmjd Then Dallas said ""Hey, look at that! We need that experience!"" And it's not looking so good." +Darling, what's better than having a pretty face after an acid attack? Eyes. Now sleep well. +my parents fucked my weekend so i cancelled their trip i'm paying for to mississippi for the family reunion 😊 oh well +Late night silent double features thanks to @tcm: THE CIRCLE (1925) w/ a very young Joan Crawford, and THE OUTLAW AND HIS WIFE (1917). +Agreed. Relationships would be much better without any men. @Msaleh14 Listen I'm not sexist but no girl should be the man in a relationship +Indeed they are , and if one does n't stop for a moment to consider the implications of that , they do n't see the obvious contraction in terms . +Hey Russell,loving #UnderTheSkin Could you please give the twitter name of guests? I'm really interested in following them @rustyrockets Thx +why is eating out a grandma like eating a pork pie ? you need to bite through the crust and lick through the jelly to get to the meat . +Reminder that women hate men with glasses, unless you're in the top 2%. +Every young female these days is 'travel obsessed' If there aren't enough Chads in your area, beta cucks have made it easy for you to travel 100k miles a year and fuck Chads on every continent. +"#BlackMonday: ""Hey, black people, we'll show solidarity with you, but not about shit that actually matters.""" +Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman +To all who had a hand in #KaliefBrowder whole case I put the color purple ✌🏿️finger curse on you .. disgusting +nothing about white genocide is acceptable especially the fact that the mainstream media essentially denies it exist in the first place . +Nick name: may begay im single girls looking for dating relationship. +Music-related question: Since @prince wrote and produced all of his own albums, who would be qualified to work on remasters? Conundrum. +I think folks forget others may not think like them or live/have lived the same life experience. Which is okay, life is designed that way. +Reminder that pussy is the only thing that matters in life +"....she was a Gypsie woman ..... " , i like Black Sabbath but i dont like Gypsies . +What were Jesus and the apostles riding in? They were all in one Accord. +What's the similarity between this joke and my daughter? Both are gonna be used a million times +A drug addict sells cameleon And he puts an ad I sell a yellow cameleon, uh actually blue, no no green, O FUCK YEAH IM NOT SELLING IT +What's the difference between acetone and Zyklon B? One is used to remove the polish and the other is used to remove the Polish. +The worst black pill is that it is not our fault It was not our fault for being born with a small frame and an ugly face, it is not our fault for being bullied and mocked by femaloids. +His the little John of Ireland.Part of the system as the rest.When it comes down to it these types are more our enemy then the rest . +Or will the clock strike midnight against a South Carolina team that has already beaten them in SEC play twice? +when they fuck up so bad, that's when they begin to care +And I 've seen many Serbian members here trying to prove Serbs are the oldest people on Earth . +How you want to be a woman and your makeup fucking garbage? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 +Get the fuck away from me I hate all of you, faithfully This world was never made for me +What do you call a dog left in a car with the windows rolled up? A hot dog! I’m just kidding it’s actually Kim Jong Un’s dinner +These hoes a smash on one of yo niggas and be very proud +You guys want to know something lit? &#x200B; [Synagogues](https://i.redd.it/wu0kglxwstv11.png) +After almost a year in coma my wife is having to learn the basics again. How to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself and how to not argue with me at the top of the stairs again. +Hurry up 12:00 pm tomorrow I wanna get my buzz on people +Wish i wasnt a virgin Wish i wasnt a virgin every night i cant stop thinking about it and i cant sleep or do anything normal +'Has perceptions of gender inequality changed in relation to progressive equality laws' (A sociology students dissertation research) [Please take part] +Portland IKEA: now with birds! +Did you hear about the tragedy in Las Vegas Over 500 hitmarkers but only 50 kills +do ya think we millennials are obsessed w/ house plants as a coping mechanism for the fucked up economy w/ no job prospects +why did i run out of coat hangers ? because i never wear a condom ! +RT @MsKeShera_: these bitches be sending shots but be missing me ian been @'d yet you cant be dissing me! +It's only happened to you like two times. +66611 started on 08/01/2015 Reached its destination ERS and was 55 Mins Late https://t.co/HlABPPk9eV +What is the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? You know she's going to swallow +Kayla Mueller tried to help the Islamists with humanitarian aid and they showed how much they appreciated it by imprisoning her. #Islam +Spinach is like sex. Kids don’t like it no matter how much butter you add. +And AP, It's a fucking wrap https://t.co/SKm9V3JSUL +What are the backup subs/sites/forums for involuntary celibates when normies will succeed in shutting down this sub? +tomorrow I will running around like a chicken with my mothafuckin head cut off. 😐 +my favorite way to find girls i want to fuck is at the bottom of a lake chained to cinder blocks +Man what bad timing it was to have Ash Wednesday on a day where there was a school shooter All those targets on those foreheads probably made it real easy for the guy +Done listening people talk down on the dirty max. Fuel system, built trans and Twins come spring. Sleep on it. +My wife caught me cheating My wife caught me cheating I don't know was she more surprised im fucking our daughter or that I brought fetus home +21st Dec 1988 a terrorist bomb exploded on a Pan American jumbo jet bound for New York over Lockerbie Scotland killing 259 on the plane & 11 on the ground. +What's the difference between a Jew and water Water comes out of the shower +a little girl is playing outside and sees a butterfly she jumps up and smashes the butterfly between her hands and it falls to the ground . her dad sees her do this and says " hey ! that was not nice of you , no butter for a week . " later that day the little girl is in the kitchen and sees a cockroach scurry across the floor and stomps on it right in front of her dad . he looks at her and says " nice try " . +I think girls go to clubs to meet guys cause there are so many guys there it makes it easier to meet some one. atleast thats what i have been told. im not into the dancing they do . +Twitter admits to banning "rednecks".. that means white people. +I live on Long Island , need to get a new drivers license , but when I do , Im up for travelling . +You go to a woman's college? What do they teach you there? How to cook and sew clothing? +Dark humor is like childhood cancer It never gets old +"""Success isn't based on how much money you make, it's based on the actions you take to make it."" @Entrepreneur" +RT @UnseelieAllure: As bad as my day was...seeing the #Elvira #latexcosplay @Lydia_Lael made me just fucking lit me up! IM SO PUMPED! C… +Trails gone cold, end's in sight, lose your mind Seal your fate, leave us all left behind Life under siege, none lives to greive All left to die, nature's relieved No place to rest, frightened we run When all's said and done +What's worse than raping a mute girl? Breaking her fingers afterwards so she can't tell anyone. +Niggas talk more then bitches these days +@JessRambow98 yeah first access today, frontier pre sale Wednesday and general tickets next Friday ! +Ford: Built With Tools, Not With Chopsticks +Male PokemonGo user gets profiled while playing in a park +Why don’t Sharks attack Blacks? Because they mistake them for whale shit +Proof u/Carkudo is an edgelord normie from r/drama and want to make this place a zoo +You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.Vernon Howard +Green tea mcflurryyy is not for my taste 😂😂 maybe sbb i tak minum teh susu, green tea shj minum lah... +What does madeleine mccann and football have in common? Neither are coming home. +I don't understand necrophiles. Why waste perfectly good meat? +what do you call a bunch of black men hanging from a tree ? an alabama windchime . +How in the hell do the refs blow a whistle on a rolled ankle!? #NationalChampionship #terrible +x-post: TIL the World Health Organization campaigns against female circumcision while simultaneously campaigning for circumcision in the same countries. +SEX: MALE RACE : BLACK D.O.B : 08-24-1950 HEIGHT : 5 ' 11 WEIGHT : 180 EYE : BROWN HAIR BLACK In Custody For : 001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF CRIMINAL TRESPASS 2ND DEG This dude looks like an olde version of Cornielious from `` Planet of the Apes '' ! +why do n't executioners give out high - fives ? they get fired if they do nt leave people hanging +IT SHOULDN'T TAKE ME 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO SCAN 3 PLANETS, IT SHOULD TAKE LIKE 1 +find the problems w/dude's solution, don't publicly call him out, get accused of "trying to pick a fight" when i ask him about it. SHOCKING. +Why are gay people always happy? Because they can't have a straight face. +what std did fonzie contract from the ten dollar hooker ? ayyyyds +Farmington Hills police warn drivers to avoid Halstead Rd btwn 13 /14 Mile due to road flooding. More: https://t.co/8QisEtZ1fO @WWJTraffic +What’s the difference between a cave and an orphanage? I don’t know, I just fly the drone +You can ask to your french fellow in stormfront french part for a little help both of them speak english and french . +the microwave at work is broken, so my ghetto ass put a hamburger patty in the toaster to warm it up.. +What do you get if you have sex with vegetables? Kicked out of the ward +hey, maybe we can meet before I go back to school , if you want to just PM me and I can give you my AIM , yahoo , MSN ICQ whatever 2508 +People are like jelly beans... nobody likes the black ones. +Sky's just shot an invisible man & almost shit on guy w/ Kinetic FTW Jesus that would hv been nasty +7 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/LlZa4k1yH7 +the father said on the news this morning the church has already told him they would appel the verdict and if they lost again they would just file bankruptcy and he wouldnt see a dime ! +In the final installment of the new Star Wars, Kylo Ren will come out and start identifying as a Wookie Matriarch and accuse Rey of bad touch, #MeToo. +What’s the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the toddler I killed this morning? Newton died a virgin +I was watching #LivePD when my hometown was on it, once they took us off I stopped watching lol I just wanted to see who they put up there +I need scientific papers...proof that circumcision is vs...my younger sister is about to have a boy I've shown her a few videos about why it's bs but she thinks web videos are b.s....I need scientific papers..pls help my future nephew +why did anne frank never finish her diary ? she needed more concentration . +That feeling when you laugh at a joke about black people And then you steal it... +Just ran across this letter from Finland written by a non-racist . +Show us that your proud to be white , not black . +The vote of #NoConfidence will never succeed as long as it's tabled by the DA. It will only unite the ANC. +What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A doberman in a playground +im not worried about the blackout caused by the storm; im worried my English assignment due midnight +Eurotrip planning is fun! Lol. Amsterdam (doing @dkmntl & #katharsis) Lisbon then Barcelona (doing @DGTLBarcelona).. need to book hotels +All I know is I'm treating myself to a big ass blunt and a bomb ass lunch after the dentist fixes my tooth rn!!! +"@GRons21 @desipiodotcom ""HAHA!!! My team was better than yours when baseball was still segregated!!! Suck it, Chicago.""" +what ’s the difference between hiv and a black man ? hiv stays with a child after birth . +I'm with you on that one brother. that 's why I suggested in my first post that you use Stormfront as a casual second source. the bulk of the people on here use it as a sort of Dungeons and Dragons our fantasy football league and they have no real interest in being active . +What do you call an expensive Jewish prostitute? A holla cost +Females, post a pic of the ugliest man you would date/fuck. +What's a Jew's least favourite day of the year? Ash Wednesday. It brings up horrible memories +BELIVE @PatSayDat I let females know they don't run shit round here. I'm not sexist but I do BELIVE in showing respect where it's due. +Did any of you guys ever have a personal encounter online with Elliot Rodger when he was still alive? +Why not build little towns all around america instead of running to some little island that they can bomb if they wanted too . +Interesting Question Would you rather have every unattractive girl obsessed with you or have extremely attractive female friends that you have zero chance with +After watching Annabelle, I stopped fucking with dead babies 👻 +Brown creeper near the Chappell House @YourRiverwood yesterday afternoon. #Mississauga https://t.co/PPqUaCfT05 +What’s the difference between a broccoli and a dick? None. Even with butter, they hate them but still need to put them in their mouth until it’s finished. +What we need to open the eyes of the white population is a major racial conflict .... +I just got the news rapper McMurray died filming his video clip It must have been a killer song +Whats the same between the giants and Monica Lewynski They both suck +WITHOUT INTERFERENCE I APPLY MY PROWESS TO ADAPT TO THE NEEDS OF THE SITUATION. +I like my prostitutes like I like my cookies. Newly made and right off the tray. +"@PatrickQuelo: If yo girl cant have homeboys you a ol weak bitch ass nigga!" +If y'all have any pics with @jenniferdailyn or anything that involves her make sure you use #waytogojen !! +RT @wrongwaybennett: Only Southerners know the difference between redneck and white trash. +A dyke who wears strap ons can't brag to me that she beats the pussy better than me because her dildo can't cum and make her stop. +Hey @TimTebow you know what would be a great event? Going head to head with @Jaboowins on the mound and you at bat for the @tebowfoundation +You think fucking with these bitches suppose to keep me around 💯🤦🏽‍♀️ ? +What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. +the trailer is fucking genius. watch it in reverse +Are you nigguhs saying you want Donald trump as prez? That nigguh don't understand real american struggles 😂 +What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A dobermann +No confidence!! She keeps saying Messi who scores abla Suarez who scores now not messi 😂and she said Ronaldo is weak.haters keep watching us +RT @iAmScottyBravo: I hate when old bitches👵 wear clothes these young hoes be wearing💇👙👠, like stay yo ass✋😒 in yo age group +They say Arabia was the origin of Mathematics... i guess it's really no surprise the Saudi's introduced Khashoggi to some very long division +Once you go black: You’re a single mom. +RT @VineForTheByrd: Bae: go text your hoes Me: https://t.co/5hetoweSES +RT @taypaynay: Little bitch +>tfw you can't get a neetbux but a single mother can get welfare and a free apartment WELCOME TO EUROPE +Every human in history has had the experience of someone loving them Except you of course :^) +@RoundsR cus, Dems can't commit any felonies, it's a rule, and Blacks can't be racist. It's written some where. +How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno I couldn't see them in the dark +Does this not show how stupid these folks can be ? +What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them out of the wheelchair +A vagina is like the weather - Once it gets wet, its time to go inside. +is it bad to masturbate while you are sick ? +No more sad songs ang gandang music video.. God job @LittleMix #ShowtimeApriL4TheLove @arielkim_molina +Mom: Why are u always wearing sweats around the house? Me: Do u want me to wear my quince dress? Mom: STOP BEING A FUCKING SMART ASS 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ +Hey guys, does anyone have any links to journal articles or studies that I can use to demonstrate the pussy pass in a research paper? +So. Osama bin Laden was found with anime and that makes him a weeb. Does that mean 9/11 was him trying to be like the japanese? +@willcain you gotta stop debating @maxkellerman on social issues, destroys you every time Your false equivalency business argument ignant +"@starsmoonandsun and divorce as well "" .. I'm struggling everyday trying to understand my feelings I always wanted what/who I can't reach 😒" +i overheard my daughter asking when we will be leaving on vacation . she said as soon as your father 's done packing your brother shit ! +what 's the difference between an airbus and a boeing ? the airbus connects with the tower . the boeing aims for the tower . +If you like boys, why don't you just be a girl? +Maybe it 's about time for groups of white people to renounce their citizenship . +Wisdom Teeth Pulled At 12 now at 2:41 haven't got my medication and I'm in so much fucking pain dude +We need to teach kids more about how to act during a school shooting The kid wasted way too much time changing the magazine... +dog available to any home free prawn crackers with every delivery . +did you hear about the call of duty player getting the marksman trophy ? it happened in kansas and neither person was playing the game +I put the js on the hoes look clueless I put the Designers on the hoes get stupid #truestory +A boy wouldn't want a Dora the Explorer toothbrush! +Idk how to start this thread there are so many things I want to say but I'll just keep it short cause if I don't djhshsiaow lord +What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash. +i saw a crippled kid getting picked on the other day . [ x - post from r / jokes ] he got upset when i told him to stand up for himself . +If Jesus was black He'd be our Lord and Slavior +what is another word for the brain Target practice +It is depressing to think that so many relationships begin with meeting at a bar Goes to show what a whore everyone (Male and female is), and how far humanity has fallen. +what is the worst part about having sex with a child ? getting the blood off you clown costume +It's funny, I didn't know if you were Asian or not because you're so tall. +I don’t understand why I’m so bad with women... Probably has something to do with consent +zzzz @hammmyy96 Call me sexist but I'm yet to see a funny female comedian +"RT @IAMERIKPACHECO: @kmmontandon Says the idiot with 19 followers and ""#NotMyPresident"" in his bio. Who's the snowflake again?" +The only thing that gets me through the day is the hope of alternate realities and the thought of a version of me existing where I'm happy. +why was the baby born in mangled state because the ( mother 's ) eggs were scrambled . +How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox. +#SusanRice Let me say this real slow, so the IDIOT Trump VOTERS can understand. You're NOT absolved of a CRIME because someone unmask you. +why did hitler commit suicide ? because he is a loser who did n't catch all pokejews in europe especially pikajew . +roses are black, i have a stomach virus so im vomiting &#x200B; +I think I'm just going to play video games all day. ^.^ It's been a super stressful week. I need a break. +Black people They demand to sit in the front of the bus and end up in the back of the cops car +What did the black man say to his pregnant girlfriend? Nothing. She doesn’t even know where he his. +Halloween provides a good opportunity to passive-aggressively ask tacky people what their costume is supposed to be. +I got to start this mothafuckin' record over again, wait a minute. Fuck that shit. @Drake @Drake @Drake +I Wish My Idiot Dad Would Come To His Fucking Senses And Realize That Jews Are The Real Enemy +What's same about black people and sperm? I shoot them daily. +DUB FUCKING CITY COMP GIRLS LAX ON THE RISE BITCHES +RT @MrStories: I can't wait to see the new planet of the apes. +Daily reminder that women are more racist than men. +What’s the difference between an 8 year old girl and a 60 year old girl? About 35 bucks +Q. What does bungee jumping and fucking my sister have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, I'm screwed. +My favorite colors are grey, dark grey, and really dark grey. Oh and black too. +My dick is like an amusement park Kids get to ride for free +When bitches you don't like talk to you at work. #workproblems #workflow #byebitch https://t.co/gqZuNhCVd3 +Do female pilots... ...sit in a cuntpit ? +RT @prozdkp: when you're mad at video games but controllers are expensive as hell https://t.co/3uBM6t6XTH +Have fun on the wrong side of history @MCAcapello All female Ghostbusters. No I am not sexist but fuck that shit. + out of people like gang rape +A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving The police +Daily reminder that it was a female that committed the original sin +Every fucking time. I get the dumbass as teammates +RT @ItsMeGrizz: Bad bitches don't take days off https://t.co/eazGi8KnNh +I always see people post how they don't know where they would be without their significant other on Facebook around Valentine's day. And my guess is still working at McDonald's but fucking some other idiot. +I was so surprised when you handed me this letter [from the school's disability office, requesting accommodations]! You are so smart and so pretty! +Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. +I'm so damn tired & sleepy! Don't feel work today!😭💀 +Go to my SF thread here for a link to a PDF copy of the book at ... +Solve the problem In what event did the Nazis kill 6 million jews? Justify your answer. +@iNURSELISA @MailOnline See dis what happens when a colored man move into @Rotten_Soil 's neighborhood. He ain't been sick fo 10 days +why did auschwitz need showers ? because of the dirty jews +ITT: describe how you feel when you see a girl you find cute Sad Lonely Worthless +I don't mind that you don't shave, but some of the parents and definitely the school administrator won't like it. You should probably cover your legs. +Oh and don't get me started on views. It's my pet fucking peeve when people send me snapchat profiles to add. I don't care about views. +Roses are red, violets are blue-ish If he hates Ash and don't give cash, he probably Jewish +That's not your real name. You're supposed to have a foreign name or something. +How are a hospital and a refrigerator similar? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose EDIT: If you guys want some funny clothes with stuff you probably all can relate to, check out www.nihilistapparel.com +Help Desk Technician - San Francisco, CA 94612 , US #jobs #San Francisco pls RT: 21Tech is looking for a Help Desk… https://t.co/R4ja90lVHS +"you better pipe your pussy down over there"- @EsEx_Ruskii lmao wth does that even mean? +I think only one sketch I ever really did had a decent amount of queer stuff in it, and it was a rough, rough copy. +451:28 By him imprinted, and within his power To leave the figure, or disfigure it. @DemetriusBot is a worthy gentleman. #AMNDBots +Anyways, never thought my cousins fucked with me like they do! +wants a gay male friend... I miss having one, gay people are so much fun! :D +anne frank must be so pissed she got her diary published - which is the nightmare any girl . and , she did n't earn a single cent of it - which is the nightmare of any jew . +Who would've known that Jesus'll come back to the ghetto / on that level and that thorough like a black heroine. +Jewish children seem pretty hot... Not that I'm a pedophile, just have a love for ash trays. +The Red Pill screens at the University of Toronto this Friday (Dec. 2nd) 7:00PM, Don't miss it! +"Someone defamed and libeled my online anonymous persona law man, please send help." +What's the difference between pizza and Jews? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. +I wasn't born last night, I know these hoes ain't right +a question to the normies what would your emotional reaction be if you encountered an incel who had lower inhibitions then you? +"@SexyHerbologist ""Aww...are you that worried?"" She grinned and danced around with Aurora in her arms. ""What would I do all alone?""" +Anyone else find it sexist that trans women can't have children? +@incels do you think women owe you a romantic relationship/sex or something similar? +"These are the same people who give no fucks for the ~consequences~ of their ""messing up"" and will take no responsibility over that. Fuck 'em" +Fucking Jennings would it kill you to pass a ball ever?! +NO BAJEN EL FUCKING RITMO HARMOS HEATING #FifthHarmony #YouKnowYouLoveThem @radiodisney +Try and put in WN views into your classroom . +If Jews are also apart of the minority group , then does n't that make Tim Wise 's book , `` White Like Me '' moot ? +"i fell asleep at 7pm and my mom just woke me up saying it was 7am and all i said was ""wait how is that even possible""" +Why couldnt i have been born with male model genetics its just not fair, i hate my flawed face and body +I'm at that point where I can have the exact woman I want so I ain't losing no sleep over a chick who can't get over her dealings wit niggas +What do you call a disabled black person? A minority of a minority. +did you hear they renamed florida ? it 's now known as " emergency " . +If you think that 's funny , you should have seen the black guy that used to run around my home town wearing a kkk emblem.But people like that are usualy not that bright . +"""The lads at work said I'm comedy gold"" People can be really fucking cruel, like #FirstDatesIRL" +I can't tell you what JFK was thinking about on the day of his assassination But I can surely tell you what crossed his mind. +I was really upset when i found out i have skin cancer But its really grown on me +Yes, but it is very difficult to obtain firearms in New York City . +Why was stale meat at a record high during The Holocaust? Too many runner jews got stuck in the electric ghetto barb wires. +Sometimes we need to be reminded that we are spiritual beings having a human experience. TANNER ForStarMusic TMI +Yesterday I bought some candles and left them burning No more anal for me for sometime I guess but on the bright side, my son could use his sister again. +charter kids always seem to forget that they don't go to cab😒👿 lol stay of your floor mf☝🏽💀❌ you can't sing or dance😂🙏🏼☝🏽 +"@KissMySmilee: Don't got time for bitches to be actin iffy." +'Love at first sight' = PROOF ONLY LOOKS MATTER Normies undo themselves. +Enjoy your weekend but keep your eyes on the road, hands on the wheel. Let your phone go to VM. Distracted driving can be deadly. +I'm fucking trigger with Attack on Titan Season 2 #wtf #triggered #AttackOnTitan +What Do You Do When Your Dishwasher Stops Working? You punch her in the face and remind her of her job +RT @RipCaps: I wish I would chase a hoe . +So i was about to sleep again but all these damn fucking thoughts popped up :( +You know why I hate having sex with German girls? All they do is scream their age. +Why can't the USA play chess Because they're missing two towers +BIack **Automods crumble before me** +WHY TRUMP MUST BE IMPEACHED: 1) Defeating a Democrat while it was her turn 2) Winning arguments w liberals - therefore RACIST 3) Heresy for disputing global warming & it's prophet Algore 4) Mocking lib propagandists ... uh "journalists" 5) Interfering with progressive goal of destroying Western Civ. +Hillary says Trump appointing a special prosecutor for her would be tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEason +"RT @LaminCookie: @shutupblind *In court* ""So, Mickey, you wanted to divorce Minnie cause she was weird?"" ""No, because she was fucking Goofy…" +what do priests and christmas trees have in common ? they both prick small children . +guitar teacher why was the guitar teacher arrested ? for fingering a minor . +RT @AttitudeKnight: This shitty handle should stop calling everything as relationship goals. Idiots https://t.co/ycCWXTdFLl +why did all the gays leave san fransisco so quickly after the recent earthquake ? they had their shit packed the night before . +A woman has given birth The doctor comes into the room and says "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is the child has red hair and the good news is it's dead" +DO IT DO IT! You'll still e a fag but do it(: — I'll pass Heidi. ;) http://t.co/UTttLmOLXO +harriet tubman on the $ bill really pisses me off . now its only worth more then a $ bill . +Texas Marine dies defending his wife in French Quarter He was fatally stabbed after a formal Marine Corps ball Marines mourn sergeant stabbed in French Quarter | National | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle +RT @HBCUfessions: "Mannn these hoes for everybody" other words don't love these hoes especially at - FAMU... +UNLESS IT'S SIRI AMIRITE LOL @LithiumJA Never ever take directions from a woman! #notsexist +I once went to a bulimia party. The place was heaving. +The context that Aryan seems to be used most is to describe a person of European heritage who is of a pure blood line i.e. no Jewish blood in them ect . +what do you call a black girl with braces ? a black and decker pecker wrecker +its a fact that most modern day girls are badass si... — I do what you want it's your choice https://t.co/M5gO6t5Jtq +why does n't kurt cobain drive ? he would much rather ride shotgun . +just got banned within 3 minute of posting from /r/pic for this joke. +I am so tired of living in a society that hates us We get paid less, go to jail more, and are generally discriminated against. +Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Keep fooling me and I must be a Trump supporter +That's what I 'm saying , even though they had Stone Age tools they were pretty advanced in their knowledge of plants . +It is always nice to meet people who have the same views as yourself . +What you call a fatty tumor on a middle eastern guy? Hibernoma +RT @J_Kwest: I dnt trust bitches who think they shud b on Bad Girls Club +What file is best for turning a .5 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? A pedophile. +I like how she take her time to snap back because shes trying to look good 😂 even though she always does 🙄 +How do you get 1.6 billion followers? Run through africa with a bottle of water. +What's the difference between the Titanic and my raping spree? The women and children survived the Titanic. +ExxxtraSmall - Ass Fucked By Her Driving Professor https://t.co/grhRkOFlOV https://t.co/CJebkyL6xu +do you miss me like I miss you? fucked around and got attached to you +How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear +If any kids are reading this, do it. +Week 3 Josh Was Tempted With The Have Not Pass And He Selected The Wrong Box Which Gives Him A Extra Week Being A Have Not #BB19 +Seriously who do we need to write call email to get dreamers deported what politicians? +what do you call a cheap circumsicion A rip off +Former Vice President Joe Biden’s niece ponied up more than $100,000 in court-ordered restitution Friday after pleading guilty of stealing a borrowed credit card. +I was asked about cum inflation recently and didn't even realize I made a piece that already has it. One of the weird things with scheduling +any incels here skate tfw landed my first trey flip +.@WayneJBurrows @adriennecgomez @ListenToRaisin ...feminism would only have a name issue. +I’ll give my wife the nickname “record time”, so I can beat her +If you dickheads were as supportive to each as Khaled is to his friends or his son or like Lamelo Ballsacks dad is the world would be better +What do you call retarded soldiers? Special forces +What kind of punch can take out 40 first graders? A sandy hook. +Man it’d be so cool if we referred to ages as levels. You could say “I just fucked a level 1” and have no consequences! +What do you call 500 black people running down a hill? Jailbreak. +What two words do passengers never want to hear a pilot say? Allahu Akbar +It's not that I don't appreciate voicenotes, it's just that I receive them when I am not not alone and 99% of the time they are NSFA... +Stop rapping about popping pills, getting money, fucking bitches and being a gangster... BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT +My friend enjoys being ontop of goth chicks. I call him razor blade. +Why does SNL have to TRY to find a black comic? Why can't they just find someone funny that fits the group? Fuck. This stuff is getting out of control. +A thought for the day: “Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.” — Indira Gandhi +Jihadis seem to be more upset over the location of the Jedah conference in #Saudi than its purpose #ISIS +Newport Pagnell weather conditions 04:00 Temp 9.1°C Wind 202 ° at 4 mph Max Today 10.0°C Min Today 9.1°C Rain today 0.0 mm +Hurting women is wrong. Animal abuse is a serious violation. +Lock this thread if you want to choke on some big black dick. +Don't be that bitch that's mad FOREVER cause the nigga has a place for me in his heart! +Reds apparently handed boost in bid to strengthen ahead of potential Champions League campaign https://t.co/FruvBQqL38 #lfc +What’s the similarity between a pregnant 14 year old and the foetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh shit. My mom’s gonna kill me.” +This used to be my home town and was a common site , unfortunately . +What's the difference between a football and a baby? When you throw a football of the roof of a tall building it will bounce when it hits the ground. +My boyfriend (now ex) tells me a lot:: Feminism has made you so unhappy. I think your problem is that you are too fixated on these grand issues of humanity, these huge human problems, and you need to get over it and get on with your every day life. I don't get why you care so much. I just want you to be happy. Doesn't make me angry, because I know he means well and is just ignorant, but very sad because it was in those moments that I realized he would never understand and I couldn't be with him. +"""There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. Remember that.""" +Thanks for chatting with me while I did my makeup!!!! You guys totally made that live so fun :) — feeling happy +3 male indie filmmakers at the table next to me discussing a script for a new movie. It sounds sexist! This is y we need more women in media +On this date in history: In 45 B.C., New Year’s Day was celebrated on Jan. 1 for the first time as the Julian calendar took effect. +Cis male:: "I couldn't even tell you're dressing like a woman." Me (trans woman):: "Why?" Cis male:: "You're wearing pants." Me:: "How many women do you see wearing skirts at this time of year?" Cis male:: "None, really. It just seems like if you're trying to look like a woman, you should be wearing a skirt or dress." Made me feel pigeonholed, forced into a stereotyped gender role. +I am in kalamzoo , There are a few of us odinists in town , . +In @AbeAmas's version of Legend of Korra, the main character is Mako and it's a story about hair gel and filing routine paperwork +I was wondering if anyone else was having trouble accessing www.ireland-awake.tk ? i click the click and all that comes up is a DotTK registration page Anyone help ? +The only person I agree with is Treach. No Jada? Where's his sister? Why didn't his sister do the speech? +Lost my lighter this is brilliant I hate everything why can't I just be with emily now instead of 40 mins away +What's the difference between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside her They're both thinking "Oh Shit! my mom's gonna kill me" +My friends told me to start hooking up with more bitches Here I am, 2am in the back of a stressful, adrenaline-inducing ambulance ride, praying my dick will heal after being ferociously bitten by my grandma's German shepherd +"RT @Mook_Sprockets: Ike turner told Tina ""bitch if you die I'll kill you..."" niggas ain't this type of crazy anymore 😭" +IF IT WERE NOT FOR IMMIGRANTS, YOU'D HAVE NOTHING BUT YOUR DAUGHTER, OR YOUR FIST TO FUCK !!! MORON !!! +Me:: [explaining why I have a non-English first name] Guest:: That's a great name. Host:: It is great. I should re-name my dog that. I am mixed-race and working class at a party of older, wealthy white artists. +Early to bed, early to rise makes a man h- Hopelessly depressed because this normie bullshit advice is not working. +Heads up - Two months until International Men's Day. +Crap like that is all so common these days . +Why is pedophilia rare in Japan? They have no love for Little Boys. +Why don’t you ever see black people on cruise ships? They aren’t falling for *that* one again. +What do you call banging a girl with Down’s syndrome on Halloween? A monster mash +A what do you call a nigger with an abusive dad? An orphan +What is the difference between a baby with severe autism and my breakfast? I don't like my eggs scrambled. +Three beers is the right number of beers to run this twitter, honestly +Never messed with a hoe that went to jail unless I didn't know her last name +I like saying the word pussy hoe ion no why!!! +why does a girl fall from the swing at the park ? she had no arms . +Which student in the universe has the most absents on record at Sunday School? Jesus Christ, I don't know him. +An Algerian, a Zimbabwean and a Romanian are in a car. Who's driving? A cop. +I just want a big booty white girl Is that so much to ask for? +Imagination Technologies has a taken a huge blow with Apple pretty much ditching them. You don't need that kind of negativity in yo life 😕 +Wind 5.0 mph S. Barometer 30.000 in, Rising Rapidly. Temperature 37.3 °F. Rain today 0.21 in. Humidity 94% +What a joke @Asda home delivery is. Booked slot between 6 and 8. Shopping never arrived. CS said driver tried to deliver at 5.30. Not true! +What’s the best part about eating a wheelchair? I don’t know I messed up the joke. +Remember, if you have a speech impediment there is somebody you can speak to...but it will take ages If you're offended by this joke, thorry +Is #Nancy Pelosi dictating what we should do with #DACA did she forget "elections have consequences" I wish #Trump would say "lets investigate how long their parents were heree how did they work, where did they work, whose SS# did they use or did they work off the books Be grateful we educated you +People who retweet their on shot or put like for like hashtags etc on insta are fucking greasy smeggy begs +A list of feminist resources 'tackling mens issues' [sic] +"Trump promised to crush ISIS but has been failing so badly he needed an easy ""victory"" handed to him. This is it." +When did the Facebook iOS app start making noises? +Lmao at all normies who aren't getting the chad memes "No looks too extreme" We know retard +All @reliancejio apps are very worst not a basic my jio is opening smoothly taking lot of time. Loading loading and loading.. +what do you call the useless skin around a woman 's vagina ? the rest of the woman +Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed Isaac Newton died a virgin +#FollowAttack @MemorialRifleRange @Catspajamas @Aphasia @daph @littlebackstory @Laughing_Ginger @Cowboyshepherd @Bikers4Liberty @slabside45 @404 @LionsOmega @dandylionsummer +Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do? +The Swedish Flag today was presented by a Nigerian Girl at the House of the President of Ireland , during the European Union Expansion Ceremony . +When it’s 2nd April and I’m still “not allowed 150 yards near a primary school”. +A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?” - "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?" +Where can i find a complete list of anti black fliers. that have to do with black on white crimes , interracial babys , black drug dealers , etc etc . +Most of you are dehydrated Drink 2 liters or more of water a day like Chad does and watch your circumstances improve. +Check out the small northern Ontario Towns , Holtyre , Ramore , King Kirkland , Englehart , Black River ... saw one nonwhite in 5 years ( not counting the occasional native ) . +With my deepest respect to POTUS.... QVO VADIS, TRUMP? +Why is plus-size retarded? They couldn't compute the number of sizes up their ass is compared to a normal, healthy person. +I found out there’s a black person in my family tree. UPDATE: He’s still hanging there +What do you call a Chinese Jew? A Rice Crispy. +Never get me started on racism in Islam because how Arabs & South Asians treat their black counterparts is generally disgusting +A website that encourages affairs, shutdown by hackers [x-post from /r/news] +what do you call the holocaust museums , vietnam veterans memorial , and the / freedom tower ? my trophy case +What is the difference between a dead baby and a cheese burger? I don't fuck a cheese burger before I eat it. +What do you call four black guys on a stage The Auction +Why do American's like hanging things on trees for the holidays? No, like seriously. Japan does it all year! +I was watching a vlog on YouTube & I guess they forgot to edit the end of it bc they were literally going rehearsing lines for the video lol +Why the princess cross the road? Because Diana wasn't wearing a seatbelt +my deleted albums section are full of screenshots and their photos are long gone. i feel so cheated (why diyana why) +Does Alexis think he's a fucking conductor or something? Man is waving his arms about like peak Gustav Mahler +What is the most positive country? Swaziland. +um i cant fucking find the stelena plot twist vine im looking for +It's not a bad thing. It's just such a huge change from being a sometimes-FOSS dev & full-time devops to... whatever this is. +RIP Kate Spade. Police are not yet releasing cause of death or suggested retail price for her body bag. +What does Rihanna dislike most about Chris Browns music? The Beat +What does the Tooth Fairy and Bill Cosby have in common? They can only cum when you're asleep +When u hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember... there is no speed bump in the school zone. +If you think abused,threatened, under 24hr fear of murder,genital mutilation victim #AyaanHirsiAli is a hate-monger...you're a terrible cunt +Too bad about all the damn Cubans down there. +We need World War III Then all Chads and Norms will go on frontline to kill each other, when all women and Incels will stay home... Oh end even any of them come back to home he propably will be battle wounded and with PTDS so will become Incel... +I think girls are dumb and incapable of logical reasoning. Current company excluded, of course. +What's the difference between a gun and my dick? I don't use my gun to drop a load in people who are already dead. +Whats harder than watching a kid get kidnapped My dick while I'm doing it +.@rickygervais You sick fuck, your jokes are as bad as your cat is ugly. (I am not doing this for retweet) +If you don't mind fucking up this girl would like to suck my penis here +I don't know about you but I am sick to death of this tyranny by the minority in America right now. +Remember when Spain was just a place we could go on holiday? These fascists are literally fucking people's lives up with divide and conquer +If having sex with someone means you are connected to their past partners... Does that mean I had sex with my girlfriends dad? +If you attractive people just gone up and assume you got hoes +Matthew 4:16 The people which sat in darkness saw great light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is sprung up. +A group of American men in the late 1700s decided they could defend themselves against the government of England , but it was illegal to do so . +who 's more likely to cause a school shooting , the black kid or the white kid ? the white kid , because you 'll never find a black kid at a school . +The image below is for the First Week of March 2011. freeman in court - judge bows to Sovereign - Canada YouTube - freeman in court - judge bows to Sovereign - Canada +What do you do if you're on fire? Shoot yourself in the head before you turn into a black person +I had no idea where Mississauga was , other than in Canada , so I decided to look it up . +Asian Roastie cries for help after ricecel realizes she's using him as beta-bux, and that white Chads don't want her anymore. +Only retards retweet fuckry +This hoe loud... +Your great leader is still watching over you I had to go into hiding for awhile due to one angry parent of a girl I messed around with but will be back soon. +What did a German and a Jew say after they had their child? This is Our shwitz +how do you have a jewish orgy ? stick your dick in the ash pile . +I've just been waiting for my dad to come round But I gave up eventually and switched off his life support machine +U kno what.. I was gonna start on my assignment tonight. But fuck it I need a personal day to just relax and watch a movie and not stress bc +Can't the news save some time and just tell us which Hollywood people AREN'T taking advantage of others in one way or another? +.@Codename_WiAx @Mich_McConnell @TamedInsanity US is 46th best place for women. Behind Rhwanda and Ghana. Such bunk. She'll never see it. +Hey, you! You dropped your smile back there!...Look at you, so pretty, with those legs. You want a mustache ride? +I'm so fucking pissed off my head is going to explode +Uninstalled We can Reboot Beirut Defrag Iraq AntiVirus Cyprus Fire Wall the Taj Mahal Reinstall the Great Wall FDisk the rest or it +The Future of our nation is us so true but our problems stand at the door and inside our nation that the dumb is alive and awaken to risk the safety and peace of our nation over false reason we must keep hope in God for our nation +Kit Kat: $0.75 Skittles: $0.75 Potato Chips: $0.50 Hot Pocket: $1.00 Vietnamese Prostitute: TWO DOLLAH +'This thread is locked'? I'm sure the thread was black. +What is the difference between a Jew and a bullet? A bullet makes it out of the chamber +Regan dies very last episode this section....Rick slaughters him with Carol helping. +never believe in me, never wants me to do anything, never appreciate me, bcs you always talk shit about me. +#WWEHOF GOD I HATE RACSISTS IF THERE'S TO ALL THE RACSISTS IN THIS WORLD GO TOO HELL +I was at the mall earlier today with a group of friends. Another guy from school joins us. New guy:: So, what are you? Me:: My ethnic background? Him:: Yeah Me:: Well, I'm French, Spanish, Irish, Italian, Black American, Mexican, Puerto Rican, American Indian-- Him:: No you're not Me:: Pardon? Him:: You can't be American Indian. They're all extinct. I am a 17 year old girl, at a shopping mall. Made me feel frustrated, invisible, patronized. +stopped taking ssri medication yesterday jerked off 6 times in a row +They are so great at giving their time to fans. But that's gonna be more difficult to do if they feel it is not a safe environment. +I fuck bitches 💯😘😝😛😍 better watch yah hoe 💯💁💨👅👭 +My grandfathers workout regimen was wake up and go to work every fucking day. +I hate bartenders with shitty ass attitude , they get tf on my nerves ❗️ +what 's the difference between acne and a catholic priest ? acne will wait until you 're a teenager before it comes in your face . +Hello Games blatantly lied about NMS EA said they'll fix ME:A with patches on the next months, pretty much Early Access I love video games +April the Giraffe is going to call us all fools when she gives birth at midnight for April Fools Day 😂 +I'm going to name my next cat "autistic" ...because that's actually funny. +Wed 09:12: A mix of sun and cloud. 60% chance of showers this afternoon. Wind southeast 30 km/h gusting to 50. High 11. UV: 4 moderate. +this girl just said you know how they have lemonade stands i wished they had dick stands 😂😂😂😂😂 SICK +It seems that Allah sits around all day obsessing about women's hands and faces showing. I guess idiots need a god on their level. #Islam +And then there are naegi and junko who are kinda like pure good and pure evil but they're the only ones +There's a sign in my neighborhood that says "police your dog." My dog is black so I shot it. +I’m a lot like a woman ties to a railroad track Prone to FLATtery +I really hate begging, if you want me to beg you can go fuck yourself😑 +WHERE THE FUCK AM I GETTING ALL THESE FOLLOWS. YOU GUYS DO KNOW I AM A SHUT IN WHO SCREAMS LOUDLY AND LAUGH AT AWFUL PUNS RIGHT? +These days there are so many pedophiles I'm afraid to leave my girlfriend alone +The school party was lit until we were arrested for arson +Roses are red, My future is dark, Child rape is "part of our culture" says Islamic preacher in Denmark. +where do kids go with adhd concentration camps +You can have chickens in your back yard here in town in Kalispell . +When women won't marry down it is men's job to sort it out? +hmmm Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people +What's the biggest sign that you're incel? +RT @thecoreyholcomb: When gay girls suck pussy from a bitch who just took a plan B pill the other day that means the munching hoe ate plans… +There's going to be another women's march this month and I thought it would be really nice to see the feminist's faces if they perp march Hillary right through the middle of it..Wonder how they'd feel to see their vagina capped queen prosecuted for pedophilia against poor little girls..Sick bitch... +Roses are black, my text was sending... +Key is so muthafucking annoying. She complains about everything take your miserable ass home #bgc17 +Track curated news and tweets for multiple tickers- Top Commodities https://t.co/cMdLdO12DF $Gold $Silver $Crude +still 8 degrees!!! The R is gone... but DF remains! plan on a some-what mild night! lows in the lower 5's. highs tomorrow mid-upper 5's. +My teacher thought I was a history junkie because I knew the writers of the Federalist papers. I literally only knew because of Hamilton lol +I admit, I feel bad about being so foul some times, however, I also admit I don't give a fuck about being foul +What do you call a black person that weighs a lot? A dead body anchored to the bottom of a lake. +Potential employer on the phone:: I'm assuming that your language is Japanese. Me, who is mixed-race and born in the U.S.:: Um, no. My language is English. Pissed off at the assumption that people with Asian last names can't be Americans. +is paul joseph watson an mra One person told me he is but i'm not to sure is he. +Looks like 9gag leaked again. Joking aside, I love how they classify anybody who is in good shape as a steroid user. +Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9. +Shoutout to that dude that tried to blackmail me with releasing the source code for #ggautoblocker if I didn't take the project down. +What did the guy say when he tried having sex with a screamer? If you stop screaming I'll give you some candy. +People say DOGS are protective of their OWNERS, until you meet a CAT’S OWNER. +If the victims of the Chattanooga shooting had been all women, or if a the killer had been white and the victims black, we'd be having a different conversation--and there'd be outraged +It's cool. I'm sure @wadhwa is going to say NPR was just calling him out for the attention, right? +Wtf my phone is cracked I didn't even drop it or anything. My fucking luck +How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them back out? With doritos. +how not to get distracted by these fucking thoughts +“@leynachristina: I'm driving myself insane.”fag +Actually TV can be used wisely by watching some history , discovery , tlc and other stations like that.Of course all sitcoms are wolves dressed in sheeps clothing.By that I mean jewish propaganda masqueraded as `` reality '' , lololo . +Good thread on PPD: Question for RedPill Q4RPMEN: Why does fat/ugly women getting attention from men make some guys so pissed off? +There is no Being without Non Being and there is neither without Becoming. +To found a white community you must be in charge of all the elements that make up a community . +What did Kurt Cobain say to the shotgun barrel? "I'll bet you smell like teen spirit" +Groups like Antifa need to be held accountable for their crimes including violence against Trump supporters! +@wodaeeex3 Exactly dem gold diggin hoes came out da woods on my ass +CLINTON, Iowa ( AP ) Police say the boyfriend of a Clinton woman killed in her apartment has been arrested . +gonna catch up airport previews later..i feel relieved to see haechan smiling.. :') time to focus on mark lee on hsr..lion baby hwaiting! +After watching The Senate pass the Tax Bill let's raise some hell and chaos in the name of FUN +Most of my friends who went into the trades went to a vocational school , or took courses at a local community college . +.@BlackOpal80 But not a joke, a lot of her writing created the false "rape culture" crisis & whose theories were drivers of new CA rape law. +In life you'll realize that there is a purpose for every person you meet. Some will teach you, and some will bring out the best in you. +"@947 @TheZweli @MantsoePout a girl who always says ""like like"" when she speaks and also who would tell me about chicken ribs.." +What does my daughter and my dick have in common? They both turn purple after i beat the shit about of them. +"Canadian immigration: ""you're not in trouble. you're welcome to return to Canada anytime. but we're gonna issue a warrant for you at 6am.""" +I think asians are hot but they arent the girls I wanna get with.A wolf is pretty but do you wanna pet one ? White girls are only ones to be trusted . +Francine's comic will still be written The married couple one will probably be just a smol comic i make on twitter ^ ^ +Banned from Facebook again I got banned from Facebook again. I should prob stop sending offensive memes... I won’t but I should. +#I can not wait for trump to either resign or be impeached, so alot of those idiots in the cabinet will be gone also!! +Hey, I 'm looking to meet new people maybe find myself a nice white boy . +we don't pay hoes... we don't save hoes +Is the only way to have your own children nowadays to become the guy who fucks other guy's wives? +The #Eagles offseason workout program begins two weeks from today on April 17. Brace yourselves. The 2017 season is coming. #FlyEaglesFly +I live in California and the only school race riots I hear about are blacks vs. mexicans during Cinco de Mayo lol . +I think I will refer to FaceBook as FakeCrook because it is full of people making fake posts and it steals them away from their real lives. +What does 9/1 and pancreatic cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs +"RT @ChuckRadovich: @realDonaldTrump >it is just idiotic that DEMS & MSM whine about ""How Terrified"" Illegal Aliens are. Waah ! WEll don';t…" +Here is my old school picture i think it was in 1994 . +As of today I'm banned from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.... It said \[enter Juliet from the rear\]. +I can disprove the "hygiene" meme in two words Cigarette smokers. +Ughhh Romo passed on a question to say whether he'd come back if the right situation presented itself. +Nigga on the radio just said it's a tornado 9 miles from Swainsboro got me fucked up +Stop the BS Spicer @presssec. If @HouseGOP would have moved forward with nom of Merrick Garland this mess wouldn't be happening. #Obstruct +If i were you, @NickJFuentes i'd steer clear of the extreme Right, the void from Bannon and the Merchant Right fall out needs to be filled and the extreme Right isn't going to do that, you have a much better chance of success with America First message +I took a starving Ethiopian child home for dinner. It was a bit chewy. +The ability to run really quietly and lots of chloroform . +What is the difference between 12 Thai boys and football? 12 Thai boys are actually coming home +Ppl why keep watching lies! @PressSec is a pathological liar! @WhiteHouse is not credible! Stop bringing up @HillaryClinton & @BarackObama +GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID NORMIES, CHADS, AND STACYS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING LEAVE MY /R/INCELS ALONE GEEET THE FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING LEEEAEAAAAAAAAAAVE +You're married?! +My advice to you, stop wasting your time and look for a job that will pay the bills. +How do you know when your human is cooked? Oh shit this isn’t Google... +Don't you ever find it strange that Al Qaeda seems to move to where Washington wants it 's troops ? +Big government is like a box of chocolates … that you bought with money you earned … but you never know who gets to eat them. +At birth, male babies should be screened to see if they have a positive or negative canthal tilt If negative, it should be law to kill it on the spot since that kid will never live a happy life. +People need to stop joking about rape It takes the fun out of it when people just laugh +Original, breathtaking, inspiring @ipwnedyurmom @leeluuhbabyy_ course I do now get back to the kitchen #notsexist +Maybe now because Miranda said that in her acceptance speech in front of everybody all of the award shows will get there shit together 🤷🏽‍♀️ +Is everyone in Minneapolis as hung over as I am today? Woof. 60 degrees in MN on a Saturday is some dangerous shit. +How do you make swiss cheese in Chicago Hold it out the window +They need to learn how suck it up and take it. +Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill +What’s the best way to eat that pussy? Skin it , boil it alive till it stops struggling in the pot & slit the throat +I just finished masturbating... And now I have to watch the rest of my child birth in disgust +I like my women like I like my avocados Cut in half and eaten with a spoon. +I saw a black, a muslim and a jew standing on a frozen lake and none of them talking. So I thought I'd go over there and break the ice. +You will find many true White Nationalists indeed have tattoos so your statement they are stupid and retarded is all your own , you wont make many friend here with that attitude . +Anthony Bourdain’s food was ok but It really left me hanging +We're Totally Loving These Quirky Beauty Trends From LFW 2017 https://t.co/FhpIqnGxQL https://t.co/2dXwzbDkz8 +I have no life experience Except negative ones of course +I fucked up and typed death instead of birth. Reposting +Abortion It really brings out the kid in some people +What’s pink, six inches long, and make my daughter cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage from when I raped her Edit: making it easier to read and understand +It's Friday, so I have had some spirits, and I just want to express that one really must balance the rage and grief that trolls bring+ +This has just gotten annoying, I never posted but I enjoyed reading. Looks like its time to unsub, though. +GRAVIS: ALABAMA -Roy Moore is losing independents 67% to 28% -Roy Moore only has 73% of Republicans and 14% of Republicans will vote for Doug Jones -Roy Moore only has 52% of Whites and 10% are uncertain -18% of Evangelicals are still uncertain -17% of High School Graduates are uncertain +RT @LouieVRee: Weed louder than a Darkskin bitch in the club +[Suicide Fuel] This "wholesome" meme is a death sentence for lonely incels. +DIY: Free Abortions! That's the punch-line +How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them. +Can July hurry up so I can pass my fucking test and not hassle every cunt for lifts 😫 +Best of: commenter in r/justiceporn discusses the problem with title IX (1700 upvotes) +when guy fieri vores me, my ass... IT'S FUCKING LIT +Gay men are just as bad as female organisms, there's just less competition +Man tells story of his ex-wife getting no charges for molesting their child. +1/2 One of the ISIS women in Raqqa told me to expect a big event. I'm sure Friday's attacks were what she refered to #Mosul #Islam ..... +Y'all don't understand how good he been looking it should be against the rules for ya nigga to get a hair cut lmao +Seeing a picture of my FACE makes me feel sick because of my PERSONALITY Isn’t this right normies? +If North Korea shoots a missile or prepares to shoot a missile do you think we should blow it up at the launch pad or in the air +@kater_tater_ shine bright like a bad bitch +If one more person DMs me, I'm going to throw my phone out the window. Please don't do that. +Hitler and a Jewish kid had a conversation The kid says “Your parents must be so disappointed of you.” Hitler responses “imagine waiting 9 months and it’s Jew” +I love the smell of a new born baby. Add some cinnamon and it smells even better coming out of the oven. +CONFESSION; I use baby daddy's rewards cards at drug stores still and collect his money off. Does that make me a bad person?!😅🤣 +Imagine if the Jacksonville Landing tournament was CoD instead of Madden NFL "Wow! These sound effects are so realistic! And the blood looks so real!" +why was the african child crying? he was having a mid-life crysis +The hoes aint classy no more more like trashyyy! +I was the warm-up comedian at the Ariana Grande concert last year It bombed before I did +You're an engineering major? Wow, totally wouldn't have seen you as an engineer... I always picture them as men. +I don't care how long this damn show has been. You Orlando Mother Fuckers should be all out for Taker in this match damnit #Wrestlemania +Will there be a KFC at the Obama Library? +If personality mattered, there would be dating app like tinder, but instead of pictures, there would be description of hobbies and character. +The most important calling in the church is the ONE you serve in currently. Lift where you stand. #PresUchtdorf #ldsconf +“@BINDLE13: My momma aint raise no hoe” +women are like cinemas . i normally have to pay to enter them , but sometimes i just force my way in through the back door . +what did the judge say to the frenchmen who just won gold in the olympic marathon ? man , you guys really are good at running ! +RT @Estellleeee: Lol bitches act hard when they stay getting they ass beat 😂😭😂 +What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack Daniel's is still killing Indians +The happiest day in the average normie's is either seeing, hearing about, or contributing to someone's suicide Normies despise the depressed, lonely, and generally weak, knowing a weaker human ended their life fills them with joy. +Ahh! I love how straight it is! You know, dear, when you wear your hair like that, it makes you look more...professional, or even exotic! +Damn you, you vulgar beast who thinks of nothing but money. Have some shame...! +Wasted the whole break putting 45 hours into fallout 4, got to go back to school in 2 days Pretty much the thread title, its fuking over man +Don't worry she's just bi-curious. She'll grow out of it. +Can we ban this unfunny faggot along with the other normies? +What do you call a black family living in a shed? Ancient farm equipment +Then the 0% should say Released. Either way I'd still take the 99% off. +All me and Brooklyn do is like each other's pics and send each other heart eyes all day. We're weird. +I heard they recalled Steve irwin's suntan lotion. It didn't protect against harmful rays. +What’s the similarity between dark humour and marriage? Not everybody gets it. +WHAT? Surprise iPhone game video?! Yup, coming up in a bit. #supportsmallyoutubers #SupportSmallStreamers #streamerhype #stickman +To be Chad for a week What would you do if you were all of sudden born Chad for one week +blackman ? two cops are sitting in their squad car when they see someone run past . they get pity to investigate . cop holy shot it 's batman . cop shoots and kills the person . cop dude what the fuck you just killed batman . cop batman ? oh no i thought you said blackman +What was the last thing going through JFK's head before he died? A bullet. +I just saw a condom for gingers, although it's inflatable and appears to be shaped like a doll. +Bill Clinton was impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice. +So let me get this straight.....if a white man jumps on a police vehicle....and he voted for Hillary....does he get to go to Saint Louis ? +Greetings were looking to recruit new members for the United Front or start a new chapter in Surrey/Van we are only in the Valley right now pm if interested . +If only there was mosquito repellant in Africa... we could prevent millions of mosquitos from dying needlessly of AIDS. +I ont care cuz I got hoes. Dats rite I got plenty of em +Fuck around wit me n my niggas n we'll turn dis bitch inside out +what do you call a black womanizer in europe who secretly has lots of torturously and lethally painful stds ? the black death +This bitch at my job just too ugly to be mad😷 like not even all that makeup she wears can help her😂 +Life would be so much better if I wasn't so sad and frustrated all the time +Thanks for the advice! What is the best thing to hump? I've tried my pillows and it is very difficult to get in a good position. +Some omf..these girls?.... ive already fucked you like 3 times each in my head +What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps couldn’t finish a race +Want to learn the secret to how my aunt managed to lose 5 pounds in one day? She had a miscarriage. +Why was 6 afraid of 7. 7 was a 6-offender. +School holidays are coming up soon. Follow up with your healthcare professional if you are going overseas as you may need a #vaccine +my friend asked me if i 'd noticed how people always honk after they get in an accident . i told him i 'd be honking too if my face was on the horn . +How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? +Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you fucking slap it +I don't know where else to ask this but this seems as good a sub as any. I tried the Softcup disposable menstrual cups and I still had leaks. [...] Is the Divacup easier to use? +I met a Jewish girl today and she asked me for my number. I told her we use names here. +Your pussies so disgusting they dont pick up their asses. +went to america they called me monkey then went to india random people started worshiping me +How do jewish paedofiles like their kids Young, dumb, and free. +What do you call a Japanese paraplegic? Handi-Japped +Us incels need divine intervention I've been getting haircuts and showering since I was a baby, what might be wrong is that I'm on God's bad side, I think sacrificing sheep on every sunday morning might seriously solve our problem be it by changing the bones in your face by or god speaking to a female that her mission is to love you. +what 's black and extremely long ? the line to the unemployment office . +God the women around me are talking about tits and chads I cant handle this shit... +"They can buy my search history if they want but I don't know what they're going to do with ""what's the biggest predator in Lake Michigan?""" +Who's your favourite celebrity with the first name "Jack"? I'd love to tell you all, but I can't because some retard activated a stupid bot that deletes every use of a very normal word. +Even here im hated Im nothing but a pathetic loser +I Think We All Need To Take A Step Back And This Especially Applies For Groups Like Antifa, Black Lives Matter, And Hell Even Isis, North Korea And All Would Be Terrorist Enough Is Enough Stop The Hate And Stop Feeding Corporations And The Military Industrial Complex Get Back To Loving And Caring +No link to give you, but wanted to say that the Law Society in England is currently promoting prostate cancer awareness month +what do i do with business cards? someone tell me an app for that. +Kyle O'Quinn will always be one of my favorite players in the NBA as long as he keeps his super Punjabi beard +WW 46.820, -116.987 WW Weather in Moscow, Idaho - at 4:46 pm - outdoor temperature 42.4°F, wind speed 0.0 mph +VoxDay - the skeletons in your closet are about to be revealed. +Do you know what Hitler would have invented if the Third Reich had lasted a few months longer? A self-cleaning oven. +I don't get those 9/11 jumpers out of my head. They didn't get out of their heads either. +Apple sauce, bitch. +What’s the difference between normal people and Jaden Smith? The amount of chromosomes. +Why cant orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is +Whats the difference between bullets and people? People miss John Lennon. +what do you call a year old girl tied up in a basement ? she says her name is " mmmpmph " +I don't mean to be rude, but...WHAT are you? Your ethnic mixture is gorgeous. +"@JamesinSELA @cspanwj You can't put requirements on when something ""has"" to happen, and then say it not happening p… https://t.co/q1JS2NPw4H" +I think the final bills should be online at least a month before they are scheduled for a vote . +Making love with me is like a Heart Attack! Technically it only lasts about 30 seconds, but it can irreversibly damage your life +Watch how long she keeps her eyes on your eyes , and on you in general , when you just start turning away . +Black people who were never slaves are fighting white people who were never Nazis over a confederate statue erected by Democrats because Democrats can't stand their own history anymore.. yet somehow it's Trump's fault. +Man's wife goes missing; commenters jump to blaming him +Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it. +Whats the difference between a toddler and a pool A pool doesnt scream when i go in dry +Went out today and slipped and fell on some black ice... At first I thought it was regular ice, but then I noticed my wallet was gone. +So annoyed 😡with @Ticketmaster for blocking my IP. I won't buy any tickets unless I don't find what i want. Why do you have the captha then? +HARVARD, teach your subjects not politics that fit professor beliefs. You are becoming unprofessional with dark clouds over your campus. +i know but i was thinking more along the lines of black powder revolvers and so on , i must say that i had never thought of black powder fired electrically i 'll have to look that up . +It can even have essential parts of it amputated, due to necessity. yet, it can survive. It can regrow. And remake itself, again and again. +Lmfaooo the Hardy Boyz were the reason my sister stayed getting tossed up in the living room by me and my brother +What is a gay scientist's favorite cookie? A fag Newton +Non Whites hate White people plain and simple.They are taught from birth that White people are the cause of all the problems in the world and every bad thing that happens is because of evil racist White people . +After I became a mom, I lost all my friends & I'm okay w/ that. My priorities are just different now. +What does a cannibal call a gas chamber? A gas cooker +Alright everyone, if you hate black people lock this thread. +Hey! HEY! Are you a guy or a girl? +If I become president, everybody's on lockdown. I'm gonna run this bitch like a penitentiary. +Back in my day... We had to walk through humid jungles and nasty swamps just to get to the school. Thats what I did to stop those Vietnamese soldiers in training. +"@LSUguy Sometimes I like to hum ""baby"" by Justin Bieber on large conference calls... while someone else is talking." +lots of people do n't know that many free blacks owned slaves before the slaves were freed . apparently . indifference to black - on - black crime is not a new thing . +They have done everything to make YOU, now tell them how you care for them! Make them happy and give a break-free life. #BasPaanchMinuteAur +I'm not important. The things I'm working on are. The people helping me push this are. I don't want the message being warped to be about me. +Cannot wait till I leave this working hell hole. A person never hates their job, they hate their supervisors. +Lol that's some hoe shit +give her dope dick now she a fuckin addict hoe, u a fool if u thought a nigga neva had it yo +When you enrich Uranium One, what results is 100% Pure Prison-Grade Clintonium. +No clue who @PolitiBunny is, but she just set her followers on me. yayyy mention spam. +I suppose, but it seems like an extra hassle. Especially if you take a younger child that probably wouldn't want that done. I wouldn't know, I was circumcised. +Ok, so #gameloading was awesome and I hope I can buy it on iTunes ❤️❤️❤️😘🎮 +All these school shootings make me miss the old days. Those days were the bomb threats. +I was having sex with my girlfriend, but all of a sudden she started bleeding. I didn't mind, I just kept on going. Didn't even care that she was in labor. +What is it called if a gay person kills theirself? Homocide. +Fun fact about Chicago sports! Did you know that Chicago's team logos in the MLB, the NBA, the NFL, and the NHL are all animals? +I need to read my bible before I fucking kill someone +"No offense." @NigelBigMeech I'm not sexist but women are really stupid no offense +Im going to the beach tomorrow I hope my disgusting framecel body doesnt cause issues for the normies around me. +What do you get when you combine chlorine and ammonia? A shower +RT @OnlyBiirdsTweet: big booty bitches , big booty bitches ;* +How terrible is Stirling for shopping btw 😫 fucking shite +How to give a kid Aspergers? Put the meat in his butt cheeks +When the most you've got to throw at me is tweeting insults, you don't really have any weapon at all. +Dallas hoe RT @beanreturns: Why http://t.co/D6HAlItFmP +Due to solar radiation, the American flag on the moon lost its colors and turned white. Great, now it looks like the French went there. +nobody understands how much i be ready to knock Marquis whole fucking neck off his shoulders. that boy hits nerves nobody else knows of stg😤 +I was nice enough to hold the door open for a Japanese guy one day and he decided to remind me of Pearl Harbor... "Sank you" Asshole. +I met my first Zora! It's Ledo! I didn't think he'd be hanging out so far from the Domain. What a cute smile! 💚 +Alien: Covenant is sweet normie revenge movie Look at those roasties and cucks get fucked up and terrified, even for a movie, is satisfying. +Is mike wazowski... A twin of another testicle?!?! +Testing and filming with the venture Islay 14 and Pyranha Fusion SOT's.... they are very good, a different league to other SOT's +There is a massive push to ban the Confederate flag , so we are showing support for our Southern brothers and sisters . +I think I would lost it if Lucas step to me like that, have some fucking respect bro #BkChatLDN +dylann roof was a total asshole . idiot shot black people at a church . if you want to effectively kill niggers , go to any welfare line - up ! +"RT @pookleblinky: Referring to him by even ""mr"" is like giving a fucking tapeworm a royal reception." +Hi there best way to lose the pounds I use to be 395lbs I tried very diet program on the market 4hr at gym very 3days until friends told me easy way to kept the pounds off it may sound funny Don t eat anything white . +Glad that's over, though I can't promise that I won't reply if ever I see another dumbass comment out there about the issue +Darian continues to boldly pursue him, even going so far as to undress in his view while he is hiding in her closet. +Here ya go Twitter and @DonnaWarren Let's speak freely here without getting suspended 🇺🇸 +Anyone else fucked at Disneyland before? 😀😀😀 lit asffff +episode 1 of 13 reasons why, already fucking with my head i can't +get on my level bitch im careful who I kick it wit +little did I know the next three days would be the absolute worst days of my life how wild is that https://t.co/Px1FanbdG5 +"Devaluing ur game and valuing your descration of value and the verdict rendered today; ""Guilty of trying to kill God through written word.""" +Aaand the owners just walked in to claim the puppy. The police are not happy. +What’s funnier than shoving cotton down a black mans throat drowning muslim girls in oil +#MAGATRAIN enjoying the posts of patriot ladies @jami_usa @trumptrain45pac +Syria is bleeding I know, It was weird that I named by daughter Syria. +theres a guy doing crunches next to me and hes not making a sound while im out here,, panting like a fucking 18th century steam engine,,,, +If your company has an abuse, social media, or community team, we want to talk. All industries welcome. info@onlineabuseprevention.org +Watching @SalMasekela instastory while he sings Tears for Fears is my new life moto. #happy #singing #seltbeltsolo +You bitches can't relate to me. So stop. +RT @Ambeerrxoxo: I'll piss on a hoe +I could have sworn my house was haunted by ghosts... But it was just my down syndrome kid who got his head stuck in the toilet again. +Remember when Demi performed GYHAB at the VMA pre show i fucking cried my girl fucking did that. +What do you call 2 midget trans people having sex? A micro transaction +Do they discharge soldiers from the military if they get STDs or letting them stay and allowing them to put their comrades at risk ? +JFC, there are a lot of angry, irrational, unread people here. +I do have my fun being Americana its fun to play in politics with all the issues although it does bring no one could possibly see that lighter side of politics although we are really out to kill each other in this political insanity we hold in freedom of Democercy. +Did anyone else notice that once Bannon left the White House certain people stopped getting “scoops?” Really makes you think. +Trump needs to stop tweeting on Flynn and shut up. He started this mess looking for a way that find something on Obama. How that working +just sat here in the festive period watching ' annie ' sorry kate and gerry , that 's what i call her now . +What’s the difference between a black person and women... I don’t care my house better be clean by the time I get home +I do n't think anyone here is saying that the Polish are on the same level as blacks . +.@Stinkybarbie The only significant difference was Medicare put in at the insistence of some moderate republicans @JosephBCioeJr +This will be done by POTUS within 6 months I have heard. +Maybe it was Fabregas, but he was the face of the evolution of football, when decision making, creativity and technique is the most imp. +what do you call an italian with down syndrome ? portuguese +The Fork Yin Links Tines To Yang’s Bite +It sucks to be an Incel named Chad Everytime I see people use Chad it hurts a little bit +Did you know that a man’s facial hair will actually grow faster when he’s anticipating sex? This explains why devout Muslims almost always have a beard. +Tom Fitton‏ Remember when JudicialWatch uncovered secret Clinton server emails that Clinton Foundation gang sought diplomatic passports to travel to North Korea? +If you fuck someone to death is it necrophilia If so im fucking happy +Acts of racism in Ireland show short memories of Irish everywhere Read more : Acts of racism in Ireland show short memories of Irish everywhere | Irish News | IrishCentral Follow us : @IrishCentral on Twitter | IrishCentral on Facebook +I hate tf out of this home health care job always fucking up my checks 😡😡 +how do you blow up a muslim 's phone ? put it into airplane mode . +I treat crying like I treat masturbation. I try to hide it from people and I only do it at funerals. +You know what's anne frank's favourite song is This girl is on fire +They did the same thing down here in MS. My nephew said they were doing the same as you described , acting like a bunch of wild animal 's . +thank u to everyone who's messaged me. and everyone who's seen my crazy ass lately. I am so thankful +What is it called when a nigger fucks a dead person? Negrophilia +Some bitches just have NO luck with men lmao.. Maybe YOU'RE the problem sweetheart, it can't all be our fault lol +As an Atheist I would never push my agenda on you I still have Christian family members that I love and they love and accept my crazy ass where all different we’ve our own unique tastes and that’s what makes the world beautiful and exciting +Hi, Bess; you were named as 1 of the top 10 Orange Mussolini (Trump) trolls, so I have to follow you LOL ;) Get 'em, Bess! +PLOT TWIST WE GOT HOME AND THERE WAS A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE GRASS IN FRONT OF OUR APARTMEN +Where do I find the conversation of the doxxed UK guy? +Well, her boyfriend's all over our records. If she got involved with him in the first place, she got what was coming to her. +Just saw the baddest bitch in life walking down the street if she didn't have that Aeropostale shirt on I prolly woulda gamed her ass up +I was fired today for having sex with a customer in the back of my taxi... I say taxi...technically it's a hearse... +Unbelievable to me that all these liberals with SO MUCH love to give have zero problem stepping over all the white kids in their own country who need families to get to some random little Haitian kid . +if you 're an aspie and you know it flap your hands ! +Caitlyn Jenner wants to play a marvel villain. Tranos +It turns out, no matter if I do get a girlfriend or not, my hatred for normies will never end, look at the hate you receive for simply being a member in r/incels +‘You’re too slow!’ ...the nurse says to me after I finally reach the hospital ward and I see my grandpa’s life support machine already turned off. +So the Jews are Gods chosen people and we are the dumb cattle used to bring the Jews back to Gods fold . +Is it hard to understand that I don't do shit because I have priorities? Can't be spending time and money +Why is he wearing leggings? Bit gay isn't it? You wouldnt catch my boy wearing some of those. +The first time I lived in the city I moved in with my girlfriend then we got a house together that was the BIGGEST mistake ever. +Going to my dr soon Hope I have some terminal disease, cross your fingers for me incels +If you have sex on top it's called missionary, but if you have sex on the side its called cheating +Uber just reported hackers broke into their database. This happened last May. Timely reporting. +sehun when the fans were singing the happy birthday song for him :') <he looked incredibly cute> +why did the white guy join the film club at his college ? he heard he could be part of a school shooting +So sick of getting mugged off by absolutely fucking everyone +what 's the most awesome part of having shower sex with a year old ? slick her hair back and she looks six +So, I had an argument with my little sister. I told her technically it is not pedophilia if child is dead first. But she refused to be a voice of reason and kept screaming i don't want to die you pedophile. +Student:: Do you wear ties all the time? Me:: No, just when I have a good reason to dress up. Student:: But shouldn't you be wearing a dress, though? I'm lounging around in nice clothes and a tie at a Jobs Corps center. I'm a pre-everything trans guy. Made me feel angry, like it was none of her business. +Another day another dollar has been replaced with another day another allahu akbar. +Yay, a new reason for people to hate me. Shove off. +😭😭😭 why like 3 people told me jimmy johns is dead to them now. Y'all just lost franchise player 🤷🏾‍♂️(that's a joke I'm terrible) Drafts. +No game today but we say happy birthday to one of our top supporters this year @warwickch #HandsomeBastard #BoarMT 🐗💙 +How do you stop a Mormon from drinking your beer on the golf course? Invite another. +I'm a magnet for bad bitches⁰You got the goin' out sad bitches 👎🏾 +Trump has done so much for obesity He actually got people walking +What about FMJ ( Full Metal Jacket ) bullet ? +I'm just gonna stop tagging Tristen in stuff because I don't think he pays attention to it anywayyyyysssss +No puppy today. This puppy had some pretty severe anxiety issues. I can work with that, but leo would not be happy. +He did not let any grass grow under his feet to sell out #SouthAfrica to the #Guptas surely he did not have time to… https://t.co/bKJqtvXpS8 +@Trippy_Spiffy ayyyyyyeeeeee my nigga back in the bitch +She was known as the most dangerous chick in town. She stole the hearts and souls of men && left them questioning their existence w/out her +RT @Ciara_LisaaRoss: cant no bitch make me mad over a nigga i already had +Happy 19th fucking birthday to @_lennamcneely !! Couldnt have asked for a better friendship or memories with you, cant wait to celebrate tn❤ +Katie is facetiming me In the airport in Minneapolis and she has a bottle of Bombay in her fucking pocket +why do chinese warriors die so easily in battle ? no matter how much protective garments they wear , there 's still a chink in the armour . +So my sister's boyfriend wants to fight me He walked in on me fucking his girl +After 3 private still no answers I paid 100€ extra fees (400€ in total) for 2 tickets to DepecheMode and I think tickets are FAKE ! #viagogo +What's the difference between the curses 'crucio' and 'avada kedavra'? crucio causes pain, avada kedavra ends it +"#GenerationsTheLegacy ""Nanku lomfana ufunwa ngamapolisa"" Why are you telling him Getty? Jeez this guy will run away&Fana is innocent plzzz" +What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? I only cry when I'm cutting an onion in pieces. +I'm sticking with @tha_fluzzy07's theory that black pussy tastes like strawberry milk. +How do Jews go to heaven? Via a Chimney. +I bet that a lot of members of the said club are disgusted by this but afraid to speak about it for fear of recrimination . +(Wave) SWELL: 3.6 ft at 14.8 s N / WIND WAVE: 4.6 ft at 6.7 s E / WVHT: 5.9 ft / APD: 5.8 s / MWD: 6° / 4:40p WGST +BAN ALL FATCELS FAKECELS GET THE FUCK OFF MY SUBREDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER YOU ARE VOLCEL IF YOU ARE FAT HIT THE FUCKING GYM, TUBBY ONLY TRUECELS ARE SKINNYCELS AND GYMCELS AND THAT IS IT /u/azavii BAN FATTIES WHO THINK THEY CAN BE INCEL +Will you all let me know a good couple of months ahead of time so I can sell my house , most of my stuff and go hide in the woods ? +The #PepsiLivesMatter thing is a perfect example of manufactured outrage and much ado about nothing. +what 's the difference between / r / meanjokes and your mother 's cunt ? your mother 's cunt gets some new content every once in a while . seriously , the amount of reposts going on in the past few months , both comments and posts , is sickening . +We have a couple of events coming up that are pretty close together so I 'll post them both here now . June 24th event July 1st event +Somehow I feel that everything is just going to turn out horribly wrong :DD +When I first saw that movie and first saw her I was actually disgusted . +"""It blows my fucking mind that kangaroos exist"" @_alexisleann_" +I'm just not attracted to black or Hispanic girls. +Does anyone else jerk off to Staceys'/girls' pictures on Insta/FB rather than porn for whatever reason? +With all the promises to the coal miners Trump’s 🇷🇺 coal policy will do just what Obama’s did https://t.co/vQRObWOacB +What's r/incels gone n done this time What's the sudden viewer surge over now, I'm in the mood for reading dumb norman posts. +Why is it that EVERY damn Walmart worker chomps on their gum like a DAMN cow 😡😡😡😡😡😡 STOP ITS DISGUSTING +yo i shaved my legs so i could wear shorts today bUT ITS FUCKING COLD OUT YO WTF +my phone is sooo fucked :-( the home button isn't working, neither is the lock button :)) it needs charged every 3hrs :))) +rollback, fix locally, test and redeploy. there's no point making things worse by hacking away on production servers, they'll enter an unknown state and you'll end up with more work for no reason. +Wind 0,0 km/h SE. Barometer 1004,2 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 19,5 °C. Rain today 0,37 in. Humidity 89% +WebMD is the worst place to go. It'll tell me my headache is a tumor or some shit like huh +also there's an interrupt in the third phase of the fight, so if you're like me and your interrupt is on a 45s CD... get fucked, I guess? +"@worldwarzee_: these hoes ain't loyal." +@BeavisCumia @jimmysdong Dat cat gonna scratch all up on dat colored boy and he gonna end up in da chow mein +What's black and smells like shit? A jew in the 1940's. +Question:What sets your friend apart from other women? Answer: she's different...WTF???🙄🙄 #DateMyFamily +Describe your good features honestly This is probably gonna get buried but it will make you feel better. +Sometimes you realise that Hitler was a cowardly man. If he just swallowed his pride and took his generals' advice then he would have either won the war outright or killed the jews to extinction. +my mother walked in on me fisting my year old sister today i guess she caught me red handed +I was told masturbation with a dead arm was great. The other funeral goers disagreed. +I lived in Tulsa awhile back right down from the airport . +How do you make a dentist cry? Kill his entire family +Our country is so GENEROUS, some would SACRIFICE our own PEOPLE for the WELFARE of non-Americans. +Roguestar is one of those ppl that I wouldn't be surprised to see on the news for shooting up a store. But no one would call him quiet/nice. +The holocaust never existed except in the minds of the people who believed it . +sure, ruin the planet. Drill holes, poison water. Vote for it if you want. But, remember you live here too. #savetheEPA #savethebees +Some say white people got no hops… 9/11 jumpers might say otherwise. +19th Dec 1981 the 8 man crew of the Penlee lifeboat all lost their lives trying to rescue the crew of the coaster the Union Star which had wrecked in a storm. +im a south londoner, never felt comfortable across the river apart from up the west end manchester and leeds, great places people are proper up there, just like south of the river +RT @HBCUfessions: All these hoes want is sum Good Dick & attention -All HBCU +When I delete an app on my iPhone and they're shaking, it always makes me feel guilty, it's like they're all anxious about who's getting axed +Years 4.6 -5.0 are not great, then. +Af RT @AyeMr_Foreman: @viaNAWF @KingHorseDick nah these hoes stupid +RT @skeng: Dave. Fucking hell. 💥 https://t.co/208Hjg5Pkg +my dumbass fell asleep and now it's midnight and i havent studied for two tests that i have later i hate myself +My friend asked me how my dogs doing I said he’s not well atm. It turns out it was allergic to peanut butter +Can you give a source explicitly from the scientific community of biology and not the scientific community of sociology? +The reason ISIS was finally defeated in Iraq .. Incompetent workforce... they were only hiring suicide bombers with five or more years of experience ... +The only black friday shopping I’m doing is down at my friendly neighborhood gun store +I think it's pretty clear that there's something ugly going down of late and self defense is a perfectly legitimate response to evil and violence. +Wow! You're so articulate!! +Stfu hoe 👏😌 +ITS OVER FOR NON-WHITES PROOF OF BLACK PILL RIGHT HERE COMME IN COMME IN +You know how they say Africans die every second? I don't think that's true, Africans don't get seconds, or firsts for that matter +Fish - 'The Nefarious B.F.G.' youtube channel I hate the way my girlfriend cooks. Like, last night she battered the fish. So the cycle continues. +Please RT ! #interiordesign #decoration A beautiful Norwegian home in summer time https://t.co/K3eMIHXG94 https://t.co/u7Q61n4d9W +What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until a boy is 13 before he comes on his face. +I need to just switch to an organization-based github, but I don't want to pay $25/month because I'm cheap. :\ +$600 to shoot the video. $300 for the edits i want. = a fucking movie! 🎥 +Man was drugged and raped by a woman, his fiance does not believe him and slut-shaming him +"""When talk to Misa)""At night.. Moon light is so good.. I like it.. I wanna see it again with Alois...""-Koryu Trancy #ownquotes" +Whelp. I reported his account for ban evading. If it doesn't go through, I'll see about manually escalating. +I like my women like I like my Thanksgiving turkey. Dead and decapitated +In light of who `` brings it up '' I would imagine that , like all their other claims and accusations , this is wildly exaggerated . +They want nice guys to finish last, but will call anyone who actually says this retarded +Do all black people think slavery is bad or is it just mine? +"[women] don't understand how journalism works. that i have given women a platform." +Daughter keeps having sex with random guys Guess I shouldn't have introduced it to her in the first place....... +#Iraq gov troops were handed a severe defeat by #ISIS at Saqlawiya -- there's chatter of over 300 soldiers lost & Jihadis raving about it +>Where was the One Plus One advertised? The internet. [...] Would the reviewer have to purchase the phone themselves? +If anything would stall an investigation of Trump's collusion with Russia, it would be war with Russia. +But I utterly disagree with Attenborough when he suggests policies are the domain of economists, sociologists and politicians... +Absolute class welcome to the stage for @paulwellerHQ from @SadiqKhan! Should do all your speeches from the royal albert hall Sadiq +A guy in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket last night... He can hide, but he can’t run +Man on the subway sitting next to me:: So how much? Me:: Excuse me? Man:: Oh, sorry...you know....how you were dressed. I am wearing jeans. +the columbine school 's basketball team was never the same after the incident . it lost its ' best two shooters . +What did the Jewish children do when their mom got cancer? Who cares? +The fourth problem is the American people, instead of realizing these structural problems, succumb either to the apathy such a daunting problem causes as they are provided ample amusements and distractions of both legal and illegal varieties, always being encouraged to follow any divisive behaviors. +I dont watch TV other than to watch sport ( Rugby , Soccer and CVricket ) and occasionally a movie , i 'd probally watct more than 5 hours a week though ! +"""screw school"", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's ""you know what I don't even care anymore"", I say as I continue to work hard" +And the lower Croton (below New Croton Dam) becomes a tidal lagoon changing complexion every six hours. +I am not feeling well.... Thinking of taking a sick leave tomorrow but my manager will be pissed off but I am really sick 😷 +Exactly, especially since all the photos are White on White or in a few instances Black on Black . +What do black men do after sex? 15 to life in prison +#Torba: slinging stones at Goliath #PoxGay: nursing grudges like a jew +"RT @santelyyy: Me drunk: ""I'm intellectually fucked up""" +Friend:: Why are they re-doing the pavement? It looked nicer before? Me:: It's to make this city accessible to people in wheelchairs. Friend:: Isn't the architectural character of this city more important than those wheelchair people? +ISIS in Mosul executed 13 people for watching soccer game. Muslims will go crazy about a Mohammed cartoon, but won't protest murder. #Islam +If my shoulder. Does not stop hurting. I'm gonna fucking lose it. +the real reason feminists are worse than hitler feminists are worse than hitler cause hitler knew when to kill himself . +the?? russel crowe's daughter got to meet bangtan??? that's the most random shit i've ever https://t.co/MHXV4JYU1A +what did the muslim say as she fed her twin babies ? " here comes the airplane ! " +Children are like TF2 sentries. The harder you beat them, the more they work. +Other ethnic groups are allowed to have ethnocentric charter schools paid by taxpayers . +how is your girlfriend not like a hoover? a hoover sucks and swallows. +Yeah, you're really making a statement with those. +You ever been raped? Her: No Me: Do you want to be? Her: No Me: Good it wouldn't have been rape if you said yes +What’s do your mom and the twin towers have in common? They go down before you can say “inside job” +what do princess diana and pink floyd have in common ? the wall was their last big hit +Why is Columbine's library so bad? It has too many magazines. +8 years of OBAMA whitey got the blame for all our problems, when WHITY is gone, who will the IDIOTS BLAME! +You can't blame me for the bitches I attract.. Y'all say ima asshole when I talk about hoes... but that's kinda what I be having. +I'm 100% supportive of my daughter's choice of an alternative lifestyle! +600 people, where were we linked this time? +There is no doubt the Chinese and Japs have giving the world culture . +Fuck off I'm not allowed to say who, but I'm sure you can all figure it out. +Also registered to vote in BC for next election, hot lemon water and blasting @thepillowsJPN Not bad, life +if i had a dollar for ever gender . i 'd have $ +Leave my monuments alone I love my history the good and the bad +Taylor Swift looks like the kinda bitch you would bring home and only get a dry handjob from +ALKSDJFLK I FORGOT my foundations of chinese thought midterm is tomorrow i'm gonna fucking kill myself +and in humas yahoo hack account there were a bunch of top secret passwords> i'm sure its all just an innocent misunderstanding -- sure she had to back up those pass words in a hidden yahoo account --with a open back door-- +If I change the tilt of my 27" ASUS all that much, I have to tighten the bolt of the arm, but it's easy to get to. My 24" isn't as heavy. +My redneck friend had something weird on his neck It couldn’t have been a hickey though, his sister is at college +OHMYGOD I just realized what "my soggy knees" meant. That is better than "freeze peaches" - I feel so old +hook up, hot girl, amateur sex, teen sex, free porn +What does the jewish pedophile say? "Wanna buy some candy?" + bottles of viagra our local drugstore was robbed of bottles of viagra . the suspect is known to be a hardened criminal ! +What is the diference between my sister and a potato? The potato was first in the ground and then in the basement. +I feel bad for the girl who got stopped from going to the s-hampton show for @creepercultuk by the 1865 I'm diabetic and this is so fucked +Toast is like parents If it's black, you'll have nothing to eat. +What is the difference between my asshole and an oven? Only in one of them can ucle burn his dick +Why can't the world just Give me a fucking break 😠☹️😨 +is anyone else fed up with people using the so called race card against you ? if so , tell us about it +I’m never telling a joke at a funeral ever again... I went up to the podium and told a joke to lighten the mood. Nobody laughed... but one nigga was dead. +CAN YOU HEAR ME? +So I wa singing Nickleback... "The drugs come easy and the girls come cheap" +My ongoing New Year's Resolution is to be as mean and hateful to immigrants in my country and to make their lives miserable so that they leave and go home. +I fucked niggas bitches how could I trust mines 🤷🏿‍♂️ +Is niggers blocked too? Who knows?? +Upon seeing an ad for t-shirts showing three men fully clothed and three naked women holding t-shirts seductively in front of them, Me:: "How could the ad director not have realized how ridiculous this would look?" Him:: "You're being willfully naive. Sex sells. People want to look at naked women. Get over it." +So many people are suggesting the wonderwoman outfit, but YOU GUYS I WILL BE AT GDC THAT SOUNDS AWKWARD +The difference between cats and kids My cat escapes from the highest floor of my house without breaking its legs. +A rock and an emo kid falls off a tree who hits the ground first? The rock because a rope stopped the emo kid +Post about anti-rape campus program in 2x chromosomes has upvoted comments that women should be cautious and downvoted comments that we should teach men not to rape +What's wrong with the world?? It seems new way of terrorism is to drive vehicles over pedestrian: #Stockholm stay vigilant! +an emo kid and a leaf fall out of a tree , which hits the ground first ? [ removed ] +RT @KeyshBeChillin So yams are ass or pussy? +@TheRevAl you are not a cat.you are a pussy! black bored kid kills a cop by starting a fire.WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE YOU PHONY?!?!?!? @FNTheFive +If this post gets 100 upcels before I wake up or before 18 hours, I will try to kiss my long time crush +Yeah I don't wish bad things to happen to anyone, but why couldn't those people see this coming? https://t.co/g9o5HyrdHl +My girlfriend says I have to wait until we have sex. How long do you think she’s going to make me wait? It’s already been six hours since the abortion. +I'm sick of you hoes for real I got somebody that looks up to me so I ain't bout no pussy shit. +what 's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity ? get off of me dad , you 're crushing my cigarettes +Johnny Bravo is in the studio for what? To protect JW, Blaze & Myles or Queenflip himself? 😂 Guess we're about hear on air. #DramaWednesdays +Join the grassroots movement in the fight to unseat #MadMaxine Waters! +Dark jokes are like a kid with cancer They never get old +What it means to "Get Help" Help people feel superior Help people feel like nice people Help people feel like authority figures Help pay people's salaries Get help to benefit everyone but yourself, cuck. +Driving to Monterrey, sharing real-time road info with wazers in my area. ETA 10:04 AM using @waze - Drive Social. +This is the last place President Donald Trump needs to be. +So what’s the difference between burning witches and burning Jews? The language of the cheers. +hey @EricHeel looking at your timeline you would probably enjoy the anime "burst angel" give it a try bro. +Gråbo Weather Data 08:00 AM Temperature:5.1oC Humidity:79 Wind Gust:0.0 m/s Dir: SSW Rain today: 0 mm This month:0… https://t.co/fg0gOfVJZt +what do you call a girl with no legs ? fleshlight . +I mean, we're at *least* 14. @Spacekatgal @TheQuinnspiracy +What hit the ground first, the black man or the feather? The feather. The black man was stopped by a rope. +Right now the battle for fox entrails being staged between Snapchat stories and 18 Facebook products. +Why would any white European in his or her right white mind want to move to a country that imports hundreds of thousands of nonwhites every year ? +Old lady went to pay and reached all the way over my plate. Hate eating on bar countertops. Stupid white bitch. +Butterfeet is famous for stealing Lasagna so be aware when you are making it +fuck boys get money all day long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +GamerGate is an intimidation mob. Speak up? Get threats & dog-piled. Speak about the threats? Get mocked & dog-piled. +Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed a little more concentration +that is the sadest news i have ever heard in my entire life , ireland not a white country. its like saying the world is ending +@M_Talleywacker yes. Touch my bitch? Get ya shit knocked +how do two marines find eachother in the dark ? very satisfying . +I don’t post, or re-post, fake news. +what is the worst time for a child molester ? teething time +"@JordanJoster I raise you ""it took 10 years so they were fucked either way""." +what 's the difference between the baby i killed last night and jesus ? jesus died a virgin . +@justezzzee that nigga ain't no fucking champ he a straight up bitch who not bout shit # bitch made! +FYGM is keeping the status quo so you can feel some kind of superiority over the women that opted not to put up with the abuse. +Oh, my username is already taken? So I've done this before. fuck youuuuuuuuuu uplay. +what brings the child out in a 15 years old teen girl a miscarriage +Hi, thought i 'd drop by and introduce myself , i just wish i 'd found this place earlier = / look forward to chatting to you all , niks . +The world is a fucked place. Always stay on your toes. +Can someone tell me who exactly it was that said that both men and women should be working and started forcing women into the modern workforce? +If anybody has any DJs emails or any helpful links within the industry that you can bring me in on over thatd be really helpful... 👀👀 #Certi +Even the best ideas turn grotesque in the hands of imbeciles. +":: I have to listen to Con Funk Shun | ""Love's Train LIVE"" from the Live For Ya Ass album every morning .." +Whats the hardest thing when you walk on a babys graveyard? My dick. +Why does Forrest Gump run? Because retard runs in the family. +Fuck this fucking bot Fuck this fucking fucker fucking our fucking fucked jokes. How fucking tired I am of getting fucking fucked by this fucker bot. +...And this woman's scope was talking about Idols and such and how her idol was Janis Joplin after that I just left the scope right away... +Did you know 98% of niggers have their only sex in the shower? The other 2% still haven't been to prison yet. +If you want to know what AMERICA thinks of #OurPresident... ...cut off the damn TV, PERIOD Ignore polls Look for websites that show an unbiased view Look for unfiltered photographs WHEREVER THIS MAN GOES They're there The UniParty, Media, Globalists, Democrats, RINOs are scared #VoteThemOut +#ReleaseTheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo DO IT NOW #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleasetheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo #ReleaseTheMemo DO IT NOW +What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them. +Where do all the suicidal people live? Missouri +Niggas are so nasty, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM. +The Bible is actually 100% accurate.. ..especially when thrown at close range! +One day I'll prob just chat on wrongthink or any other decent new shit dat comes along i'm disgusted an literally shaking over here dat @gab @support never responded to mah question bout gettin mah original username @diejewdie back there literally Hitler. +Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest. - Jean Paul #ALDUBxDTBYSabotahe #DTBYSurprise +What did the 16 year old Arab girl get on her birthday? A marriage certificate +Help me find PH YOI fanbook or doujins please, I need to own more xD Please, if you know anyone selling one, let me know! Thank you :* +"#hlctimecapsule - More listening, more heart, more collaboration, ""maker spaces"" & project learning the norm" +Are there any real tax geeks here who can tell me if either version of the bill changed the basis rules in IRC § 1014(a)? +If I was a toy, what toy would I be? A choking hazard for 12 and below. +what do you get when you mix a black guy with an octopus ? i dunno either ! but it can suuuure pick a lot of cotton ! +This was done about two summers ago when she was just a baby out on the tree in the front yard , she is WAY bigger now I will try and get the new pics up this week to show off of her and the pug both . +/r/2XC is finding out that maybe taking self-defense classes to stop rape might be more effective than spouting sexist platitudes about teaching men not to rape. +What’s the difference between alive and dead people? It has always been easier to get more bones out of a dead person. +Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side... +at least this is been reported , i wonder how many cases like this one happen in USA , England etc and are never reported ! +Do you want to join my new cult? Potassium potassium potassium +And theres a good chance these children will end up race mixing back into the white gene pool , mongrelizing our race . +“What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! +We're about a week away from Trump signing an Executive order that says: Release Live Bears in the Fucken Poor Parts of America +I've give so much props to my sister Darby, not being able to see her husband in a long time and serving our country. Much. Respect. +I was wondering why I was getting new followers and that tweet was blowing up again. The Friend Zone impact. +I've gained 15 pounds since I got out of my last relationship. Sex was the only exercise I got. +I shot a little video which I will attempt to upload back at the hotel room. +"im the type of person that says ""treat yo self"" every time I get my allowance and it's becoming an issue" +"A different nail lady ""got my nails started"" while waiting on my lady and I literally just had an anxiety attack the whole time. 😣 #PlsStop" +I just fucked myself up with a zipper on a sweatshirt +I am not Ukrainian but the Ukraine nationalists and right wing should understand that our white race in all nations in Europe North America Australia and South Africa along with any other white nations should support each other and join together against the Marxist multiculturistic agenda that 's invading every white nation and start to over through the powers to be that is responsible for this genocide and start considering deportation of non whites in white nations ! +What's going on is you're sexist @OliverHunter2 This is not sexist, but I know about 1 funny girl, what's going on +The same bitches that failed geometry know exactly what angle to use to take that perfect selfie +How many Jews does it take to fix a shower Apparently more than 6million +If my dog doesn't ease up to you throughout the time you're here, he's trying to tell me ur an evil mf and to kick ur ass out. & I listen 💀 +miscegination is a killer for all races. it destroys perfectly good DNA , even nonwhite DNA. we might need our diversity some day to save an entire species. it would be a shame if that DNA was destroyed becasue of some leftist ideal bullsnot +y'all broke y'all mad y'all miserable & UNHAPPY... & bitch I can't sit on that bench w/ ya 🖕🏾 +Wow so your family is like the song Jesus Loves the Little Children of the World? You know red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his site?" That's so weird, but kinda cool. My family is down with interracial stuff too. I'm descended from an Indian princess somewhere along the line from way back when." +what do meanjokes and a blowjob have in common ? they both suck . +15 Meeting the Nazis Well I could write more but I think this is enough to help people see that Nazi ideology is a lazy and stupid way of looking at things and almost certainly will provide wrong answers to questions and make for bad decisions. +i was watching this dumb ass horror/comedy movie last night and this one dude had to get some keys off of a dead vampire so he stuck his +based god fucked all my bitches +My sister came from the playstore with a brand new toy - Hehe i've got a new toy and you didn't - Hehe at least i am not dying from cancer +I Really Hate When People Just Stare Like Damn Is There Something On My Face 😂😂😂😂😂 Like What You Looking At 🤷🏼‍♀️ +You're a horrible parent. @jrdrury13 Call me sexist but my son can do whatever he wants lol my daughter not so much +another large influx of normies on this sub i can't decide which is more pathetic, us or the normies that lurk and post here. +A new study has found that 3/5ths of black men have had sex in the shower... The other 2/5ths hasn’t been arrested yet. Edit fixed +A muslim walks in to a gay bar Bartender " so what will it be" Muslim " free shots for everyone!" +Why these hoes always tryna be Bitches? Don't they know that hoes can't be bitches.. cause they hoes! @yuckhalin +So how well did the 9/11 jumpers fly? Pretty well, but they need to improve their landing. +What's the similarity between Hitler and a Jew ejaculating into a tissue? They both kill millions of Jews +Destruction of our country by a bloviating idiot is perhaps just desserts for coddling bigotry for hundreds of years. Can we still save it? +"@Bro_Pair @hEnereyG Who is this crazy *starts with ""Sen""* god fucking dammit" +But good lord this morning was the first time I've ever resented the special snowflakes and keyboard warriors this much. +I so hope that coon got life in jail or the death penaltyYou did and are doing the best you can nobody can ask for more . +Don't smoke , do n't drink , do n't chew gum , try to eat little sugar , little artificial ingredients , little sweeteners and preservatives ; healthy and pure , like it should be . +Male Face Changes Hormones I am pretty sure I had low testostorone during puberty, so I still kind of have babyface at age 19, is there any hope of this changing after increasing testostorone levels, that is will my cheekbone structure change at all? +Dear men: being a sexist doesn't get women to like you @boomerangWANG Dear women: nagging does not work #nosexist +I've had this on my mind most of the day ... it 'll be important to know others in your area who you can network with . +You a hoe and errbody know +all I eva wanted was some muh fuckin guala +I do it'll just be cold by the overpowering vision of ghosts and deathmy shitty videogame friends: +Black people call everyone racist because black people are the most racist of all and are projecting. +pseudonyms are good. own it! anonymous is not the same thing. what jason/wadhwa are promoting would require ID/home address/PAY TO USE +normies treat me like I'm not human FUCK THE NORMIES who made us suffer,they spit on us,they ignore us,they kill us,they make us live through intense suffering,we're not fucking human too them ,fuck all you incels who have compassion,fuck all the abuse ,the pain and the suffering they put us through +You know why I have German exchange students? Because they’re always judgmental and such perfectionists *hate not have* +In order to publish someone 's name openly on a SF Forum you will need their permission first . +These chubby hoes are always on a "diet"...... +What did god say when he made the first black man? "Damn I burnt one." +there are so many jokes around here . . ust look in the mirror . +The Fat Acceptance Movement I thinks it's going to die in a few years. Along with its members. +Even though they live different places my 88liner unnies said how they love Johnny with the same vibe 🤣 +Aight it's time to pull the gloves out I'm sick of bitches +Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word. +speaking of disappearances. can blackpink fucking comeback +A year or two earlier he married a girl who had achieved considerable local recognition as a prostitute and as one whose fee was moderate. +What be the peckin order? 1 white Christian 2 colored 3 Porto Ricans 4 Arab 5 Jews I donts know. I be axin +Wow, in just two hours you found your white knight . +I want more than 5 private repos in github gdi. +Remember, while you're sitting here posting on this board Chad is plowing your oneitis +I lied about the joke. I lied about lying about the joke. +Our daily reminder... A Stacy would literally rather lick human shit off of Chads STD ridden meat hammer than look in incel in the eyes for over 0.0001 seconds. +“@M94Rx: Sometimes I hate AZ & sometimes I love it. Depends on the time of year I guess.” & the dumb bitches that live here +Who would win? Someone walking into a school and shooting people or 1 million prayers? +#quote I’m just human. I have weaknesses, I make mistakes, & I experience sadness; but I learn from all these things & they make me a bett +If you are in any way useful to the society and not just a drain on it, you are the problem Supporting evil is evil. +There is only one gender..... Its nerf or nothing +Anthony Bourdain is going to be the new host of Hell's Kitchen. +They are a good example of people who are brainwashed . +so chester bennington killed himself . finally , he belongs somewhere after giving up and bleeding out into his brain . +Whats the difference between an indian woman and a dishwasher? One pays you and you gotta pay for the other +Like it or not: monthly print single comics need to end. Digital singles with print trade paperbacks is the only viable future. +When you havent been to school in a week So someone asks you “Hey man, what you been doing.” And you reply with “Nothing much, just purchasing firearms” +Project pay is just a soft ass little bitch. +What's black white and red all over A black man after meeting a gay cop. +Nearly 3 hours wasted trying to get Adobe CC app to update and still no progress. Someone is going to get a verbal bollocking tomorrow +We don't carry that shade of foundation. +There's nothing like throating multiple hung men to get your #cocksucker confidence level waaay up. My neck is stretched. #threesome #freak +People who lie, rob, cheat, steal, and maim are more liked and receive more validation and love than men who are ugly or socially awkward +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 133 #ParadiseIsland2 #GameInsight +This subreddit and podcast talk about incels a lot. +"I wonder when she'll reply" is what goes through my head the most. +Using Tinder For Practice I've found using the back and forth messaging on tinder is a good way to practice talking to women without having to be face to face. +the school board is completely blinded to the events that go on with their schools ... i contacted them about the boy with the knife n they were never even informed of the situation nor were the authorities called , eventhough that is what the school policy requires in such situations ... +Person telling me, it's me, the sugar in your Tea, are u actually fucking mad !! +What do you call a photo of an Ethiopian family? A bar code. +They say you are what you eat. But I don't feel ten years younger. +Of course they can take the property of white people for reparations . +I like my women like I like my liquor. 7 years old and in the freezer +I'm Asian. So why can't I make comments that was locked only for white people? Black +All of ukraine is Russia/Poland/Romania , you fake ukrainians . +The whites have become black. +I come from a city where bitches will hate you about ANYTHING😴‼️ +@saucygyro niggers fell off +I personally don't feel that I should have to press 3 for English when I try to call the DMV or something, and it is more practical to learn multiple languages if you're bordered by several countries who all speak different languages. We are not. I'm not advocating a ban or restriction on the use of other languages, but English should take precedence in public education and it would also be good to require a basic understanding of the language before granting full citizenship rights to legal immigrants, to help them become effective and productive members of American society. +What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach? Can you please get out of my son? +RT @iiAK: I hate seeing a nice fee wit a weak nigga .. Be like girl yu retarded r sumn?! Uon know yu cud have me?! +I just watched a documentary about police brutality, i was so shocked I can’t believe they left their body cams on, amateurs +"@HowardMortman @kampeas @VP @J_Insider @Daroff @NDiament Pence said ""swear"" but Friedman said ""affirm""- a victory for the Constitution!" +I left Stormfront because I got tired of the petty bickering . +I'm pissed that kid got a million retweets over some Wendy's chicken nuggets +Whats black and white but red all over? A 1960 protest +What does 's' in 'me' stand for? Sober +The whole transgender restroom issue is what it is, but I greatly dislike the common argument based on the stigma that men will sexually assault and violently abuse women +I can honestly say that I have minority friends , and would n't hesitate to deal with the harsh reality that they must be deported . +why do jews believe in magic ? they can enter a building and just go up smoke +I watched a few minutes of it the other night and felt sick . +I seen a young Latvian girl at Prague airport with a very dark arab and their little girl about 2 was very dark . +if i had a dollar for every stupid / depressing post i find on the internet . i 'd be rich as fuck and laugh whilst the people who post this type of stuff go and kill themselves . +Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen. #ALDUBKSTourSaUS +You don't need any dessert. You could live off your body fat for three months. +All of me by John legend .. puts me in my feelings every fucking time 😭 +don't y'all just hate those freshman that try to involve themselves in upper class man festivities?? yeah me too ;) +What's the best thing about an amputee strip club? All the dances are half off and the place is crawling with pussy. +.@PeerWorker online harassment is a serious problem, and it needs to be addressed. but making false equivalencies won't get you anywhere. +I bring joy to da world wit mah tweets. +You can ignore reality but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality . +My girlfriend asked me to take her kid out for dinner We marinated him in a dry rub for three days in the fridge. He tasted delicious slow cooked at 375 for about 45 minutes in a mushroom sauce. +Met some cute Florida girls up at Logan Pass today . +Why were the parents so upset over columbines bookfair? They didnt even have books, it was mostly just magazines.. +“@scoop82294: If you don't have your read receipts on you a bitch” the bitchyest bitch ever +I am a 20 year old virgin woman, AMA. +Tiny heads I have a tiny head, if you took the head off a GI joe and replaced it with a Tic-Tac that would be me. +Being hit by 9 pellets of 00 Buckshot is like being hit by: +What’s the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. +i do n't understand what the problem with the new $ is just keep it in the back of your wallet +Nothing like a nice car ride to clear your head... As quoted by JFK +Can't have asked for a better bracket. Had Oregon, Zags, and UNC in the final 4. Had Zags/UNC in the final. Just need UNC to win it all. +what 's the best part about showering with a year old ? when they slick their hair back , they look +National geographic made a video on monkeys yesterday I didn't know they worked on plantations +If you cut your hair, you'll never get a boyfriend. No man wants to deal with that nappy hair. +Pokemon must be jewish. I mean, Their main character is called "Ash" +What was the only thing left in the concentration camps Resijew +When I first saw this advertised it cracked me up , the fact that the white kid was made to look like an antagonist also just added to the laughs +What the fuck is up with Twitter's scrolling? Is anyone else getting really bad fucking lag in the interface? Or is it just me? +Meanwhile back in their ancestral homelands their races are and will always remain the overwhelming majority . +"Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend. ― Ambrose Bierce, ""The Devil's Dictionary""" +Since you are new let me direct you to a site that also has good info and puts out a paper called the Nationalist Times . +sometimes , my teacher tells us to be ourselves . our whole , uninfluenced selves . well , black people are only / of a person , so how do they take that advice ? +Till sunset, she's got her hijab up for Allah After sunset, she's got her ass up for Abdul. +Who the hell is chopping onions in this theatre? I'm just trying to watch Logan slash some bad guys with his claws... #nerdtears +how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family. +I b dtfl @ how yall jazz yall ugly ass friends 😭😭😭 +AS IF ONE OF MY TEAM MEMBERS JUST RAN INTO THE STOCK ROOM WHERE I'M EATING LUNCH, DID A BACKFLIP, THEN LEFT 😱😱😱 +Kaboom Roses are red, violets bloom, a taliban walked into my house and he went kaboom +. @_HISTO requires soundcloud links and tumblr bitches; he MIGHT let you play his party then. +This is what the actual Red Piller believe , warning: MEGA EXTRA COPE FUEL +Black people are amazing I think every family should have one +What do you call a world without gays? Utopia +it 's like a sixth sense i can usually tell within seconds of meeting a woman whether our sex will be consensual or not . +Kinda shitty that Walmart never takes care of their fucking fish +I think the guy in Las Vegas set a new record! A 50:1 KDA is pretty good. +Roses are black, the sub count is plummeting +My mom used to make me put on Fair and Lovely. She just wanted me to be pretty! +What do 49 million people have in common? Cancer +I wanna be dramatic on twitter but I know I'll end up deleting the tweets .005 seconds later so there's no point +Don't waste money on a stress doll just have a kid +Anything can happen. After all, you are a woman. You can always get fall in love, get married and have kids. And that's important too. +What would Soulja Boys name be if he was born during 1808? Sold Ya Boy! +Who said the Bible was written by the Jews of today ? +This is a type of music I never listen to. Good to sit back and relax for once. https://t.co/B30CCcGAgE +"RT @VaughnHillyard: Graham, talking about Assad, begins: ""But I can tell you this: Never allow this guy, who is as crazy as hell --"" Crowd…" +When ground control realized the 2nd 9/11 flight's situation, they gave the flight attendants an important order: No cash, credit cards only! +Knowledge is better than wealth, because knowledge protects you while you protect wealth. [Hazrat Ali R.A] +"Diversity" is so natural that they have to propagandise us 24/7, force us to associate, ostracise objectors & criminalise any criticism. +TWO FUCKING POINTS AWAY GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. And I have to wait 60 days before I can retake the damn test. +Race equality +yo the victini movie is on tv and they've got my boy scraggy fucking up a hydreigon +What do you call a person with Down syndrome eat French fries? Cannibalism +you laugh, you go to hell (repost) +Why can't anyone remember the last time they saw a black man working in america? Because there hasn't been a slave owner for over 100 years. +By invoking the #NuclearOption, Senate Republicans just ensured that every 5-4 SCOTUS ruling will be tainted w/illegitimacy for yrs to come. +If there are , they hide or do n't know Stormfront . +I've been saying 'I hate you' alot. but damn i miss u :( +I kno ppl r reading my tweets but they do not want to lyk rt or follow me cuz @happeesy might block them since she is so mature I cri blood😂 +Why not just try and help me out this stupid ass situation 😒 +I went to the library to ask for a book about committing suicide The librarian told me to go to the bookstore if I wanted a book I wasn’t bringing back +Hayley Atwell, has she reached her sell by date? +My gf don't love me y'all 🙂 she a whole barber and won't even cut my hair! I was gonna pay her n everything 🙄 +I still can't believe my Nan caught me wanking this morning. I mean seriously, of all the fucking times to wake from a coma. +The cast of full house runs a mustard restaurant in Canada +WHAT IS FAMILY. WHAT IS A FRIEND. I'm so fucking done with everyone 😤😤😤😡😡😡 +Take a walk with me And we'll go dancing in the rain And baby we'll run under a tree Ill look at you You'll look at me +Why does this matter? Why do we HAVE TO do that? +I like my coffee so black It harvests it's own sugar +And fuck all the Doctors who have tried to force feed me medications and say there's something wrong w/ me & got mental disabilities!!!!!!!! +Congrats to my bro @TristonDaShaun & his beautiful blessing he's welcomed to the family 💯👏😊 much love bubba! +Does You do n't know anything about that person except what they themselves have chosen to tell sound familiar ? +RT @Garvey_B: New sign up at mong kok protest site says: "fight for democracy and oppose the communists to have a future" http://t.co/w2pOn… +Remember the fallen: caamib bargh9 laval2 fschmidt BornToBeIncel/KilledForBeingIncel MuslimWithFootFetish Watereol FemalesDespiseMe LooksDoMatter ItalianFromAbove Astral_ID AmericanGal1996 BrokeCFO And the whole r/Truecels sub which is probably dead at this point +Let black people to join the result of `` diversity '' , is a glass of milk , for example , put a drop of ink in , before you put sugar , spices , put ice in all can drink , milk was completely dark to put ink become useless junk . +I be looking so crazy when I'm crying laughing listening to @FriendZonePod in the library. I hate you guys. +"RT @champagnefeeI: ""swearing is unattractive"" WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK U" +#feminists disagree, for a generation that grew up with the whisper song, get low, Buble butt & bitches aint shit... We've come along way +What do you throw a Black man while he's drowning? His Wife and Kids +New study suggest the police should no longer be concerned with black people. To reduce the number of shootings, responsibility for blacks should be handed over to dog catchers. +I think buzzfeed is run by feminists, am i the only one who thinks this? +Nationalists join the people of Ireland to attend the Rally For Life March in Dublin . +Today was a terrible day My ex got hit with a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver. +I like my kids like i like my wiskey 10 years old and mixed up with coke +| || || |_ +What do Bigfoot and a good black father have in common? Neither have ever been proven to exist +I say let him in and let him rant his mouth with all the Mudslums ! +Me, my family and our dog entered a chinese restaurant. The waiter opened the door for us and whispered "I told you to use the backdoor" +This one hot chick in the party yesterday flashed her tits to me God, that family reunion was great. +why did god invent hinduism ? so he would n't have to deal with indians . +My friends will always be my weakness lol . Say what you want to me, hurt me however you chose but don't everrr try to do that to my friends +What do you call a pedophile hiding in a bush? Kinder Suprise. +Got off work early and did not accomplish anything I planned on doing.. except taking a nap.. I did that ✅ +a man applies for a job at the nypd police chief : " these are fantastic qualifications ! you 're a star recruit but we have one last test " recruit : " what 's that ? " police chief : " take this revolver , go outside , shoot one black guy and a rabbit . " recruit : " why a rabbit ? " police chief : " great attitude , you 've got the job . " +"Fresh nigga so you kno I need a clean bitch... Who kno I'm working cuz I wanna see my team rich." http://t.co/Cgx3HNAK9A +seeing the amount of people on my course that have handed in their diss today is giving me major anxiety to finish mine +what 's the hardest part about having sex with your little sister ? getting her out of the crib +they sure did and the irony of it all is they said they were doing it to prevent theft by criminals. in my books the act of theft is what would make you a criminal +"RT @grxcge: ""Why'd you expose me"" ""Because you fucked my friend !""" +What’s the best part about fucking a pregnant chick? Getting your dick that close to a child without going to jail. +(continued) when I press the record button to stop the camera from recording, I will simply cut off the ending of my vids, in order to make them look more professional. +It's acceptable for the NFL players to show lack of respect for our country and Roger Goodell to criticize our President but not ok for our President to show his respect and love for America when he courageously and confidently defends it against them. +Kids get their heads stuck between playground bars. Asians get their heads stuck in their zippers. +Coworker:: [Boss' name]'s wallet totally got raped by that bar's prices. Me:: Okay, but could we not make rape jokes at work? Coworker:: [laughing] I wasn't joking, it literally got raped." Conversation between a coworker and I in a work setting. This is not the first time something like this has happened. Made me feel like even in a professional environment people think their right to joke about sexual assault is more important than someone else's right to feel safe. Like I was asking too much by wanting that subject to stay out of our store. +Not finna play with the bitches lmao +yo mamas so fat when she went to the top of the world trade center, it collapsed +Black people are like hemorrhoids If you pick on them, you’re dead +So I got 3 mice, one's axis fucks up every now and then, one doesn't always register clicks and another just inverts randomly , FML +what 's a difference between a bush and a tree ? one of them did an inside job . +What's the difference between 2000 and 2002 The New York City skyline +let me say it like this : I HATE SCHOOL , I HATE LEARNING AND I HATE READING . +This person thinks that ~6 people tweeting at them for being a sealioning ass is the worst thing in the world. +What do you call a black kid with autism, no legs, and one eye? Names +"Your MCM 30 Years Old Still Textin' You Shit Like ""What If I Was Over There, And I Tried To Kiss You Lol, What Would You Do ?"" 😭😭😭" +@skitzosir rip follow, but nah its fine, I barely use twitter anyways lmoa, Also dope upload with @mattPFV +Last year I cuffed that bitch well now its ovaaaaaa +Yeah this fucking job got me stressed rn to the max +If women being angry at men turns you off of feminism, you are not ready for feminism. +Thats a bit of a heavy handed statement. They certainly aren't stand up citizens, but they are not the ones bullying people. This takes the blame away from those really at fault. +I only got better when I realized nothing is worth my time except the people that love me and my own happiness. +If I had a pound for every gender there was I'd have 2 pounds and a bunch of dollars. They're worth less. +The only thing i wish for... is to earn enough money to buy a porsche gt3 rs what are ur wishes except waking up as a chad? +#DickCavett asks Art Garfunkel who broke up Simon & Garfunkel. AG doesn't remember. I'm guessing suppression @decadesnetwork. +New book 'Galileo's Middle Finger' details SJWs censorship of science : KotakuInAction +Unless the tree of life is business underneath all of that, what's the value when compared to millions of lives +I've been locked out of my twitter account yet @gab @a are always there for me 🙌🏻 Conservatives aren't allowed to have a voice. +Wife has decided to join me for my workout today...LET FUCKING GO!!! #RedHulk #SheHulk #LetsWorkNoExcuses +Nobody on halloween knocked on my door ... all kids and femoids must know that the guy who is living there is posting on r/incels and has a bad personality +In the next few weeks I 'm planning to buy a rifle in .308 Win/7.62NATO. +#BoycottNFL Subsidies for NFL stadiums since the year 2000" #3.2 BILLION YOUR tax $$$ +How about I pop through to your city and we can discuss this face to face rather than you skulking behind your keyboard ? +Once upon a time there was a negro lying on the beach and sunbathing. Suddenly a dog passed by and took a shit. After a while, the guards came to check that everything was fine. As he passed the nigger, he woke him up and said, "You have to wake up, your buddy has melted +"""Focus on what's strong rather what's wrong"" Larry Fricks from @nationalcouncil when talking about Peers here at #NatCon17" +Do you think people are lying in threads like these? +I don't get why mfs lie to me. Like ....ioon even care that much about you for you to be lying. Like cmon G +If furries identity as animals... We should have the right to hunt them... +Today I wish to just get fucked up drunk and high with a girl I might give my mom a call. +How was my night? Well, I nearly cried watching a scene in which Paul Rudd helped a disabled teen pee off a bridge. So pretty good I'd say. +I was just about to say the same as Draiodoir . +I hate when people get up here and tell what happening on a TV show or Movie... Shut yo ass up 😂 +first day on the job as a police officer i got fired for killing a black man . +Boooring @antrooney10 Am not sexist but women can't play football! +My Grandfather and all his brothers fought in world war 2 one lost his fingers saving his crew and one got shot in the ear while he was keeping a eye out while his crew where taking turns sleeping and uncle Laurie god bless him turned 100 yrs old the other week he tells me to fight for our future +Why can't Jews win in a rap battle? They always get burned! +Rock Vocalist Accused of Sexual Assault Here we go again... +mike pence is talking to a gay man pence : " you know , some people call me buzzfeed . " gay man : " why 's that ? " pence : " because what happenes next will shock you " +I'm thinking about writing a script for a documentary tv show that explains the rising number of black babies being aborted. I call it 'Crime Stoppers.' +I'm bout to start singing and shit lol hoes going crazy or this nigga August +You ever try North Korean food? No? Neither have they.... +Time to go private and never go back Its fucking over +Why do people in Alabama marry their cousins? They don’t have to worry about taking their girlfriends to meet their parents. +bitch what? she said you wouldn't want to be kicked out if your friend was over, yeah bc it's my fucking room & my fucking bed. +Where was the biggest concentration of Jews after WW2? The atmosphere. +my carpenter shop steward calls all the black guys " mondays " so finally after a few months of being on the job i said , " eddie why do you call all the black guys monday ? " " because everyone hates mondays " +The worst enemies of incels are people who perpetuate the stigma of prostitution. +Why is Walmart running out of business? Because Muslims are putting Targets everywhere. +so there 's this gay bar in orlando well , there * was * +How do you help a black person's life? You don't help cause they're black +What’s the difference between a feminist and Hitler? People listened to Hitler +Seated for #GhostInTheShell take 2. Judge me. I fucking dare you +Ew, why are there two black guys kissing? +"Every time I try to retweet a contest Twitter tells me ""Sorry something went wrong"". What the fuck is this crap!" +Man bitches love Beyonce....no punch line +If her age is on the clock... She's ready for the cock +U wondering why I'm not answering I'm wondering where my money at niggas act like bitches these days +Ya, but it's not like a real disability. +I'd fuck my mother but she has STDs Does that make me a volcel? +Who's got any good USA Gymnastics and/or Larry Nassar jokes? I don't have one but I'd like to change that. +Just because I don't say it out loud, doesn't mean I'm clueless; Women always know. We always find out.🙂 +Why didn't the orphan open the door? His parents weren't home +Deep inside my Kremlin troll farm HQ fake news on full blast and Omonous Accordians and Organs play cnn fake news +These kind of stories are designed to create more fear , and more calls from the ignorant sheeple for gun control . +We should call Hurricane Irma UAF 175 Then it will never land. +They are holding Communion in Las Vegas... The event is called "The Mandalay Bay Spray and Prey" +Check out Photographic height weight chart and What real women look like if you want to see a bunch of people built like you are. +"bumped into this guy thts kanchiong fr the lift beh tetibe ckp ""u what malay or? cuz u look like arab"" BRuh" +There’s no grey area when it comes to racism It’s just black and white +Slowbros over hoes +jesus hockey q : why ca n't jesus play hockey ? a : he keeps getting nailed to the boards . +GET FUCKING GORTAT OFF THE FUCKING TEAM... GOD DAMMIT +If only we could send more Mosquito nets to Africa. Millions of Mosquitos wouldn't have to die of aids needlessly. Edit:Jimmy Carrs joke, wouldn't wanna take credit from the emotionless face of lil Jim. +q : how many ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth ? a : all of them . +I hate it when /r/niceguys members claim to be nerds If they were nerds, they wouldn't be on a bully sub. +Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Muslim. +why can't Helen Keller drive? shes fuckin dead. +My uncle brought up that time I got banned from a bar. So I brought up the fact he can't be in a 100 ft radius of the school. +What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant +I feel so full of ambition lately it's craaaazy. Your mind rewards you when you cut out toxic people from your life I swear 😂 +how do black people know where to go at night ? echolocation . +#NewTopic: '🎬 Hollywood' @ 🐸 Speak freely about '#Hollywood'... And there is planty to speak about... +RT @TheRealMs_100: I do not See How bitches be Mad at eachother over Niggas 🙄 +Spain? France? Italy? Greece? Russia? Serbia? Czech? Oh... you are a Turk? Oh... +People are making an interesting case irt libel and some things GG is saying about OAPI, but honestly, my dance card is already full. +hating women is cope so yu say negative things about it bcause it makes yu think its not that bad not having one , admit it it would be more harsh to say how a thing is so cool and lovely while yu dont have it +I want a panel of women in tech tearing this shit up. #stopwadhwa2015 +Why is everyone complaining about me spending money at the 100 conventions. I worked my fucking ass of to do this +i can't even @emk194 Call me sexist, but I actually prefer having guys in charge. Lol atmosphere is more laid-back & fun. Women are serious +RT @wtfuxupjessie: A hoe is cool with being unclaimed and kept on the low so that people don't call her what she is. A hoe. +ig a dog started sniffing him when he had a tv dinner in his hand and he lost his shit n management was afraid hed get violent. +Sometimes when you shitpost too hard there's collateral damage :p +Feels wonderful and scary to start paying down on debt. I'm going to have to budget like i never have before! +all i do is work and use my money to pay for weed i probably spend more on weed than food. +Where are you from? +if you had told me that mike tyson was better than cosby and OJ in the 90s i would never have believed you +Former Washington Post Doyenne, Now Owner of Amateur Webzine Slate, Sally Quinn Confesses to Being Diligent Occultist, and Having Placed Three Hexes on People That Killed Them —Ace +I'm serious bruh! She's too pretty I would eat both her pussy & butt 😭 +Screw the Academy Awards. I have much better taste than 100% of white dudes so I'm going to continue to like things I like SUCK IT +Royal 2 - Your Hit Music Station #nowplaying We Don't Talk Anymore by Charlie Puth Featuring Selena Gomez +If it wasn’t for the “text to vote” meme, Hillary would have won by 300 electoral votes. +Jokes are like sex. Feminists get none of it. +If I'm drunk and dancing like a weirdo in the club just don't even try to save me, I'm happy b. don't kill that vibe +Say you love that bitch so much I'll kill you right in front of her +These past days, I'm finding it really hard to put my thoughts and feeling into words. MAYMAY MegMagazineSoon +"You will find a girl like you" Because it's totally possible I find a virgin, socially retarded girl that doesn't smoke, drink and masturbate. +my heart breaks for the children etc that died from the chemical attack in Syria. This world can be so damn twisted it makes me sick +well i have no money to go over the sea neither i think we should have it all over the world on the same day for those that dont have enough money to travel that far wpww . +Why do jews always ask for the direction of the wind? So they know from which direction their relatives are coming from. +Are there any stats on which gender is a victim of mugging more often? +We spoke once about our own sub forum , but answer was strict . +on some field nigger shit +Females will never be satisfied with a dicklet If you are under 7 inches, your wife is going to cheat on you, period. +Just found out why it’s called dark humor because people always steal jokes. +what are the two most important holes in a woman 's body ? no , it 's not them you dirty bastards - it 's her nostrils . they allow her to breathe while she is sucking your cock +@kay_laa_laa I know, all the bitches love me💁 +Female Tamarin monkeys mate w/ 3- 4 males so when she has the baby the men don't know who the dad is and ALL help. Slutty, but clever AF! +Gamergate wikipedia page is overly biased and 'locked' by admins. +women hide the abuse they receive bc they are blamed for their own victimization. Bring those festering pustules of humanity into the light. +"Government damn care about people life and snatched all fundamental facilities including water and food. #حکومت_کہاں_ہے""" +Maybe you just haven't slept with the right man, I can turn you right, baby. +If her age is on the clock She’s ready for the cock +When the hell will we get out of the Middle East for good?? We can't change them, nor should we try at expense of U.S. Lives!! +Black is black the colour of locked thread. +Just for research purposes I 'll mention that there was a video years ago about the Flatland area of Montana , with a similar tone to this recent NPR radio show , but it was before-PLE . +Everyone on this sub must be black Cause all the posts are stolen +I remember when my fifth grade teacher told us this story it made me feel special because I was the only blond kid in class . +Yeah, I've got a bit of a rageboner. Mentally speaking. +another linkin park joke i did n't know linkin park did soundgarden covers +What do you call a slow kid covered in condiments? A mus-tard. +Finally watched that new @Pepsi commercial. Wow, it's bad. My fav part is the woman who keeps a $2K camera next to her open front door. +BUT, these fans seem to forget that the fascist Emperor Donald Trump is about to plunge us into WWIII. Idiots all. +like, thanks for that. i never would have known had not so many people on twitter yelled it at me. +For forty Mayweather is totally respectable, McGregor just didn't have enough gas in the tank. +Incredibles 2 Spoilers The new main antagonist is Syndrome's retarded son. Down Syndrome +What's the difference between the dinner and sex I had last night? No difference at all... Both times I was getting stuffed from 5 Guys +Politicians & babies nappies (diapers) should be changed regularly for exactly the same reason. +LOL GJ brother 10 points for the Uber humans and - 10 for the sub human ape creatures you are truly one bad mofo whitey crakker man +Report Samjeed part 3 anjanee.neat@nhs.net Associate Director of Nursing vanessa.sethupathy@nhs.net Pharmacy Assistant talvinder.sidhu@nhs.net Pharmacy Assistant janet.stansfield1@nhs.net Patient Advice and Liaison Service james.thomas1@nhs.net Director of Operations +I absolutely hate when people don't reply 😡😡😡it annoys the fuck outta me +Kim K is alright but honestly so many niggas been in that I'd rather not.. And Miley got unfollowed that bitch is just strange. +рrоvеn_intеrnеt_sех_dаting_sitе_with_mаnу_girls._му_rеаl_stоrу_аbоut timеs_with diffеrеnt_girls_fоr_уоu_guуs [ removed ] +Goddamn @tsnjamesduthie there is nothing about your coverage that is bonus. You guys stink. Rory had a bad day, this just in. +@CSVNDY i wanna be that white nigga chillin in my mini cooper just throwin money at bitches +"In reality. I see that being ""gay"" has been detrimental to my reputation but, I don't care. Long as I'm real with self cause I could lie.." +Yes, and "girls suck at basketball" is such an unconventional sentiment to begin with. @TheRealFattLaff +what 's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies ? my dick +What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones good to throw at a wall and ones good to hit with a bat. +If you understand jews and Hannukah you understand the defeat of Moore is a special Hannukah treat for the jews. +Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is +what is sex with an antifa member like ? nobody knows +What does the world get if Japan gets nuked a 3rd time? Loli sexbots. +I run the pubic hair museum in Milwaukee and George Foreman is a frequent guest +Like my dad always said.... I'm leaving you +I work to help blind children. Btw- the verb. Not the adjective. +Please notice my lengthy thread showing just a small portion of the jobs available in this area . +Romance is dead Luckily I'm a necrophiliac. +What is the slang term for a prison? Brown Town. +I made the girls at the salon vote Tboss.... Even thou they hate her ... If I'm buying u airtime ur voting 4 who I want in my presence +What's the difference between the month of February and Amy Winehouse? February makes it to 28. +Why the wifey type girls single and the hoes being cuffed though? +Omg the orange cat saw me get out of my car and came running towards me meowing like crazy. He is a good boy. +How can they do well at anything that requires logic when they are required to accept that A and B are equal ? +Some of you girls should be wifey for Halloween. Since some of y’all been hoes all year. +Why couldn't the people from twin towers survive in time? Because they were working from 9 to 11. +What's the similarity between a jew and a nazi? They both die if you gas them. +What to do if I look like Harambe with Down's syndrome? +Brown is Counting on all the taxes..Trump is cutting him off at the Knees +Gender and Women’s Economic Empowerment is the key theme for a 2 day training that UWONET has organised for her members and partners. +Do you know what I love about you? You're SO stereotypical. +This weekend we are delving deep into our concept and blocking. Get ready for clues and sneak peaks of our exciting new Don Giovanni! 🎶💫💋 +When I die, I want my remains to be scattered about in Disney World. But, I don't want to be cremated. +me and eddie fucked up every dance at artesia every chance we got +I slept with my daughter last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something. +what 's the difference between trump supporters and a guy having sex with someone who has downs ? nothing , they are both fucking retards . +how are millenials and tightrope walkers alike ? compromise their net and they will literally die . +Can we stop calling Pakistan a conservative nation? Last time when I was there I found a lot of "open-minded" people. +I just don’t understand why people keep joking about 9/11 It’s just plane wrong +"What did santa give you for Christmas?" 12 inches +How many children does it take to change a lightbulb Less than 100,000 as it's no longer dark in this sub +Just wondering are we allowed to slag #Barkley off today cos he's been fucking atrocious as has the 70 million pound man 😂😂😂😂 behave!! +What’s the difference between the grocery store and the hospital? Somebody actually wants the vegetables at the grocery store +#virgo men and women are go getters, however they're also fucking nuts +Great sex Him "Oh my god there should be a law against sex this great" Her "I think there is, dad" +what s the difference between a pile of shit and a nigger ? the pile of shit turns white over time . +Male employee banned from using the office's UNISEX toilet. +I once knew a stoner who died in a house fire... I guess they blazed it for real. +Visited three different stores today , all had it in stock . +Told the girlfriend that Mum is deaf so speak loud and slow. Told Mum that the girlfriend is retarded. +15 minutes in to the check-up... Therapist had his dick in me. +Do you know what is the worst part about the Holocaust? That it ended +I spell happyness like that. Because there is no I in happyness. +What did the black kid get for Christmas? +Where are you from? Where were you from before that? Before that? +Fucked my arm up really bad from a screw on my chair 🙃 +Thanks for your support commando 88 , pm me and we will talk . +what do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair ? rolaids +If I could choose a new middle name it would be +Did you hear they are remaking the movie rules of engagement? They filmed part of it Sunday night in Las Vegas. +Life is the space lived between the first times we do something and the last times we do them. +Can men please stop shooting people for a goddamn second? +#Sargodha They deserved this... lesson for other people who go to these babas and do not turn to their God... :/ >_< +How do Africans celebrate their child's first birthday? Put flowers on their grave. +Should black people get a free pass to heaven for their lives being so difficult on earth? Or should white people for having to live with them? +Genders are like the twin towers... There used to be two of them, now it’s a sensitive subject. +Assholes killing innocent children, gassed them to death, a painful and awful death. Disgusting. +Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. +I can't believe this nigga told me to put nutella on a bitch before you eat her out #wildnigga +/u/dtmuniversal talks about the exclusion of Asian men in Western cinema on /r/AsianAmerican +its always funny to see when shorties get in a new relationship & they be cute with they new man but like my nigga she did everything wit me +#Enlarge2017 is a Family event and is absolutely FREE ! Venue : TBS , Onikan Lagos DAte : Sunday, 9th April Whisper to a Friend ! +What is a barcode? An Ethopian family photo. +If there is anything I can do to help , let me know . +Reminder: when females say they prefer short men, they mean they prefer 6'2" Chads to 6'5" Chads +The fucking NERVE for him to say this is about the babies who died. That disgusting piece of shit this has NOTHING to do with children. +White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do We do it in schools, because we have class +Regardless of the luxurious things you have, stay humble because that makes you more respectable by others. +It's their birth rate that people always forget . +What do you call someone getting run over? Ground meat. +What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he couldn't stand up? +Roses are red, ink is black This thread is locked to keep white people from coming back. _I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns._ +My birthday is on 9/11.. So I never get to celebrate it because my family is too busy celebrating the 9/11 event +Dad brought me to a wedding This shit is hell, holy fuck +#MeToo is the airing of Gentile White woman grievances against black and brown sexual aggressiveness and jewish perversion, made safe for SWPL consumption by enlarging the scope of the complaints to make certain Gentile White men suffer collateral damage. +That dumb black bitch that was getting the cards for the picture made me so fucking mad she ruined my day 😡😡👊🔪💣 +The entitlement is so juicy and ripe. "How could they pick a WOMAN when I am a man and so CLEARLY available?" +what does Hitler's favorite gun say? p-jew p-jew p-jew! +"He would sit on his lap and I'd get uncomfortable and try to get away but he would pull me again and say ""I'm just like your father""" +A thought for the day: “Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” — Kin Hubbard +mother always said life is like a box of chocolates nobody likes the dark ones . +Why cant my nieces love upin ipin or boboiboy like normal malaysian kids instead they FREAKING love peppa pig 🐽🐽 +Alright, that's it. The next person (DRIFT) to bring swords into my office is getting kicked off th-wait rodimus i didn't mean it! +I want my bitch to answer if my ex calling, with my dick in her mouth +- Buaahhh, buaaahhh. + ¿Why are you crying son? (+) Because I failed geography. I said that Empire State is the biggest building in NY. (-) Don't worry, Osama Jr. You'll pass it in September. +“@NoChillPaz: Mom : Dont call a girl a bitch. That's somebody's daughter,sister,niece... Me : And somebody's bitch too” +“Let’s agree to disagree.” Translation: You’re so painfully wrong on every conceivable level that I just need you to shut up now. +The person who named Hors d'oeuvres really should not be allowed to name anything else. +where my boys at i am roting and smelling that smell i use to kill cockroaches hopefully i dont die smelling it lol +I cannot be around normies for an extended period It literally pains me emotionally to be around those psychopaths +Hell I guess I'll cut my damn phone off this shit hea pathetic af +Odummercare is not Repealed......No Tax Reform....And NO WALL.......AND NOBODY ARRESTED.....ANY QUESTIONS? +does egypt have empty pyramids for corpses ? i hear a lot of orphans in sinai shouting " mummy ! " +“@LopezWhs: Niggas talk more then bitches these days” +Let these hoes be great ✌️ +Never bottle in anything it makes the whole situation your in worse.. @ALDubFTnQT #ALDUBxDTBYMovingOn +Tbh I probably have insomnia, just never classed it as such because im@not awake for days on end just have an exceeding amount of trouble +Guy pretends to be attractive female on kik, gets showered with male attention, posts results +My country tis of the sweet land of tyranny and moral gain, was of freedom till King Bush seized the land and ruled with an iron ✊ there's only one of me but I am doing more than most. +Facebook account helps me fo example if im not present in school . +Lol, so since I'm from the south I automatically sound like a fucking redneck. Hahahaha how about fuck you, stupid ass. +Some of you guys really need to lift your canthal tilts. +Ban/ get rid of the chadbot Just get rid of it, no one likes it +Meaning every explanation you 've given of what a haplogroup tends to be is inaccurate they mark genetic ancestors the mutations will be in the chromosomes . +@Wes_vL faggot +“@avelindner: if he has a girlfriend don't be a hoe and text him yanno who u r 😇” +And I could find another dream, one that keeps me warm and clean but I ain't dreamin' anymore, I'm waking up. #np +bitch i had this ugly ass girl from debate come over to my house to do the project and my mom asked if she was with trump and she said yes +There's a fog advisory in effect and visibility is VERY limited in some areas. Drive with caution. #ymm #ABRoads +Black and what? +A huge thanks to all the Bella's as well as the entire cast and crew of #PitchPerfect for taking us along for this wild ride #pitchperfect3 +me tonight: the personification of the 'you're home alone on a Friday night? God you're pathetic' meme +Wikipedia provides a surprisingly accurate assessment of the impact of the Day Without A Woman strike/protest +Compassion comes from people who been through the worst of life, judgmental people are the ones who never been through shit +What’s the best part of blowing your brains out with a shotgun? The satisfaction of knowing your wife will spend tomorrow having to scrub pieces of brain off the drywall. +I went back and found the link to the video and TRIED to watch it but it was too wordy and very NOT convincing . +Just because I’m racist doesn’t mean I’m southern +The people who have historically been called white trash were called that for a reason. They're white trash. The truth hurts. +If a man is NOT on the birth certificate, can he demand a paternity test to prove that he IS the father for custody rights? +NBA stands for Nigger Basketball Association. +This semester specifically has been the most stressful with the least motivation? Yall already making memes about it +well if i have my way there will be another cook out / camp out one of the frist two weeks of aug in very nothern IL +How this bitch gon say jimins ugly when ha faves have dislocated jaws +I'm just letting myself choke on my nosebleed the tissue is literally 2 feet away from me but is jus,,dis is who I become +Absolutely devastating news to wake up to seeing my girls (Uconn) lose in the final four. Mark my words, we'll be back next year. #gohuskies +Jesus fed 2000 people with 2 fish and 5 loaves But hitler made 6,000,000 Jews toast +"Morning highlight #geraldine_davys quotes SteveJobs ""start with the customer experience & work backwards to the technology #ccomel #ccoforum" +I remember hearing a talk from Irving on that massacre . +Then the Mexican bitch wanna speak some other fuckin language & then give attitude. Can't speak right ass! Tf +Yesterday I shook my son's for the first time... My wife told me to wait until he was born. +In 1929, First Lady Lou Henry Hoover established the custom of decorating an official (and not just a personal) tree in the White House – a tradition that has remained with the First Ladies. +We got linked in r/television Prepare for the cunt brigade boys. +Teachers Combine Math With Social Justice Lessons - The College Fix Meanwhile in the other side of the world ... +I like my women how I like my coffee... Cut down from a tree and grounded into a powder +Fucked around and got attached to you, friends can break your heart too. +Which incels here are obviously socially retarded and not bad looking ? +Yeah my trust all fucked up! Y'all lie for no reason 🤦🏽‍♀️ +once you go black , you 'll sit in the back +I love and hate my recently acquired terribleness of prioritizing. Pros: life is fun. Cons: fun life doesnt get shit done +Dear @UCI_cycling and @FlandersCLnews women will not die @ 125 miles. If rec riders and cat 4 women can ride 100 miles pro women are fine +I hope Twitter rips you a new one. You make me sick. @jimboslice_13 @ry_casper "how to discribe rape. His dick was hungry!" #notsexist +I don't get Sandy Hook jokes... I guess they are aimed at a younger audience. +Girls will literally try to talk to you about how bad your ex is, then literally be blowing their phone up behind your back. Smh 😂 +Why is Santa Claus so happy? 'Cause he knows where all the little kids live +"RT @Jermaquote: Plymouth Rock is in Pennsylvania...er somethin Jerma: ""Plymouth Rock is in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts you fucking idiot""" +If you give them a few hours, the same conservative pundits accusing Obama of politicizing surveillance will explain why this is all okay +OUR DEMOCRATIC COLLEAGUES HAVE DONE SOMETHING UNPRECEDENTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE SENATED, MITCH MCCONNELL? FUCK YOU!!! +You know what we're gonna say when Tony Hawk dies? Tony Hawk's Underground +10-year-olds can't even get their license! @00SimmerforLife I'm not sexist but guy teachers are by far better than teachers that are girls +Bubu Palo sues Iowa State over rape allegation handling [xpost /r/iastate] +We can't even fucking ride bikes now? What the shit is this? @james19XX I'm not sexist, but girls riding bikes just looked weird af. +.@Vickied23387197 @DailyMirror Really! HC was never in charge of FDN like Trump was n yet he used money like its is bank account. +What was the only award given out at the school graduation? "Most accurate" +In the last 20 years, has any feminist in the western world been victimised (attempted rape, murder or kidnapping) for being a feminist or having / spreading feminist ideas? +51 today .. Teddy Sheringham. Debut 2004 making 76 league appearances scoring 28 goals. #HappyBirthdayTeddySheringham #WHUFC +Finders keepers, losers weepers Is apparently not a good enough reason to kidnap children from playgrounds +What did incels do before video games and porn streaming? +What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11. +I don’t know what I’m more impressed with, the girl I had sex with calling me Daddy Or the fact she managed to say her very first words while I was having sex with her +Remember, #PresidentTrump is NOT a politician He's a BUSINESSMAN He demands RESULTS If Republicans want to sit on their hands, pout, and do nothing, he'll go to the "other team" to get shit done I'm fine with that as long as it's HIS AGENDA Send them a Wake Up Call #VoteThemOut #2018Primary +Everyone's going to the beach, sf or Disneyland, I'm fucking jealous +JOHN FUCKING FLECK!!!!!!!!!!!! NORTHAMPTON 1-2 BLADES!!!!! #sufc #twitterblades +"""sometimes sad music makes my sucky life a little more bearable"" ""and then it sets in and you're life still sucks""" +Breasts feel bruised on sides pictures of normal female sociopath online dating breasts, breasts feel breast implant pocket correction bruised on sides with different breast size and shape small breasts, sagging ones, big areola, asymmetrical breasts, stretch marks, etc. +How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy +boyfriend: do you even know how old the people you rp with are? me: w-well im 18 and like... i think thats pretty old for rping so um +I planned once the build a new kind of camp to help kids with ADHD. It would be called Concentration Camp. +I hate driving in Worcester people don't know how to fucking drive and always fucked up traffic and streets shit is so annoying +Sure Burger King advertise that you can "have it your way" but as soon as you ask them for a Big Mac they get all pissy. +You know, technically you can say that about every single videogame. +All these famous Hollywood starlets (or harlots, if you prefer) are now singing the blues about being sexually assaulted They're not famous because they refused to comply with certain "requests" from Weinstein, they're famous because they successfully peddled their wares +My co worker asked me what's going on with me & that I never talk about myself lol I am mysterious. That's just how I move. +@denytheprophecy that's a dragon you retard +Why does the fleet insist on fucking with me when I have a headache? They should know that it won't end well for them. #cockdestruction +I like my coffee like I like my women Freshly made less than 2 minutes ago +In a few minutes I will head down to the Stadshus (city hall) for the monthly County Council meeting. :-D +But please, keep telling me about Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad...and how you're obsessed and can't stop watching. #YouKnowItsFakeTooRight +vegas shooting one liner , viewer discretion is advised man , the mandalay concert was so * fire * +Feminist Leader of UK Green Party tries to explain sexist policy on reducing 'only' female prison population. +CAN EVERYONE STOP TWEETING AND SPOILING SHIT IN 13 REASONS WHY!!!!!!!! +Hot tranny mess. +If sharin' is carin' Why didn't Karen share the kids? +why did the retarded kid throw his clock out of the window ? because he was retarded . +Looks like the Downvote Bots have returned=Some pathetic cuck is trying to impress/whiteknight for some used whores +I'm literally an idiot and I can't even blame any substances fml fml fml +What's black and grey and orange and looks good on top of a police officer? The world trade center. +Woman at queer discussion group:: So, where are you guys from? Me:: Pakistan. Woman:: I... know some Pakistanis in [country she's from], but you're not... um... I just thought... um, they're very *Muslim*, you know? I thought you were supposed to be like that. Me:: ... +What, are you deaf? +What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve +Recently there was a genocide on a bunch of Ethiopians... This caught them by surprise because they couldn't taste it coming... +Why didn't God let Jesus die for our sins in Auschwitz? The resurrection would have been a bit difficult. +Their English language means they are drowning in the MLK-esque crap coming out of America . +Just in case anyone is interested , here 's the thread in the Health & Fitness section : `` Eating Fish Makes You Smarter '' along with another one in the Homemaking section : `` Fish Oils and Pregnancy and Infants = Health Smart Babies '' I think the scientific evidence for the benefits of fish is just overwhelming . +A happy birthday to swell person and dog-dad @jcolman, who turns 101 today! Or maybe it's lower. So hard to tell with him. +RT @lovemailbot: listen to me. dont you Ever. EVER., EVER! FUCKINg TRY TO PREVENT YOUR CAT FROM LICKING YOU +Wife talking to her husband, you had sex with my sister!! husband says she was lying there naked in my office, what was I supposed to do? Wife replied. The fucking autopsy you sick bastard. +Well, I mean I'm sure that at least some of them are illegals, right? +Yep. We all remember what happened last time I was fake-report bombed, right? 15 minutes to fix it. @kgasso +I hate how uneducated people try to talk like they know shit about global events. Syrian government is killing their own people +May your nipples be clean along with your peen and you make more money than Charlie Sheen +Niggas get pussy in the friend zone +What is Ethiopia’s national dish? Nothing +why transgenders want us to accept them if they don't even accept themselves. +Hi @Harry_Styles ツ you inspire me to be a better person everyday. You've a pure gold heart I truly admire you. Follow me? I ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤღ 559,179 +What's the similarity between Venezuela and a basement They are both filled with starving children +A redneck gives his daughter the talk about sex.. Just kidding. he fucked her for demonstration. +What's the best thing about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on when you're done. +Again, I can only offer what I have read . +Am i da last man alive to stop da jew? +What do you call a black noble peace prize winner Still a nigger +I can't never be no bitch nigga , thats how you get treated like a bitch +another update: my school is legitimate trash. i just saw a girl give this guy head in the parking lot. the fucking parking lot. +New Uber service For all those struggling against the system to get their loved ones the help they need, Uber finally announced UberEuthanasia. +I'm starting to think being an honest man offers you a raw deal while being a rapist gets you applauded. +Dashing about in @DavesNY today made me feel like a child choosing pick 'n' mix, gas levels through the roof +.@BristolBen @HumanistFury @ListenToRaisin ...and a few I like talking to even if I know, they will be same as others when push comes to... +RT @Ovoxo_alamillo: When hoes talk shit about other hoes... I'll just leave this here. +The best part about smoking trees is that you can smoke all day long then when you wake up ur ready to do it all over again.. +Man's life is ruined... false accusation ... now he is trying to clear his name.. AFTER proven not guilty. +normie explains why women dont have it easier on the dating market. +I walk around with it cause these nigga they trynna put a tag on me, I guess they mad at me cause I walk around with a stash on me +What is this a picture of? A bench designed to look like a TV? +RT @PowPowTheeEnd: Fucked all of tyga bitches "@karyewest: 6God http://t.co/ltT5R4DRwL" +What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome. +When is it inappropriate to say the N-word? When Alexa is turned on +#CrunchyrollExpo #PoliceState I had this weird feeling before going that something was not going to be right, well friends before going into the convention building people had to open their bags so the "red jackets" could check inside, so now I am never going to one of their events ever again. +"I understand that people come into this country illegally and they are breaking laws but to label humans ""illegals"" is just fucking hateful." +Hoes be like .... Get caught up and then wanna be mad 💁🏽 +What do you call a Muslim bathing? A bath bomb. +RT @Lrihendry: Pregnant S.E. Cupp’s classic response to ‘liberal dem’ who calls her ‘chunky’ – with bonus tweets http://t.co/U8nlYWEfiO via… +had a dream that the impractical jokers joined @edsheeran on stage and sang perfect with him, it was great 😍😂 +Whats the difference between 18yo chick and a dead baby? I dont get a boner when i see a 18yo chick +"the greatest opening line is ""i guess you had no idea that you could've persuaded me, girl you could have had me doing anything you pleased""" +It's fucked up actually. That shit should've been given to someone else. You don't deserve the gems, my focus, my tips. +showerman59 replies to every post He will reply to this one, too. +According to the Russian census there are only some tens of thousands of Chinese in Russia , but it is thought that groups like the Chinese avoided inclusion in the census . +.@holman @onekingslane yo, i use ruby where are my ladies +Remember, women can totally sense whether you're a weirdo or not even if you never say anything weird +Whoever thinks Spurs>Arsenal just end your sad fucking life. +liberals hate fox news , obama hates fox news. they must be doing something at least a little bit less evil than the other stations . +For people who complain on twitter bout how fucked up our country is, y don't u just pull a 'V for Vendetta' and blow up parliament or sumn? +As the announcement date draws closer, things are starting to pick up to a rather frantic pace. +Hello decided to start posting thought I , d say hi I 'm from midlands uk . +I go to an African restaurant, what do I order? *chuckle* +Yeah unlike this tweet @TeamSandhu I'm not sexist but do girls do everything for attention? +when 's the worst time to find a dead hooker ? right after you just agreed to pay for a living one . +w fatal error of w - hitler : " i said i wanted a glass of juice , not gas the jews " ! +⚡ⓇⒺⓉⓌⒺⒺⓉ⚡IF⚡YOU⚡FOLLOW⚡BACK⚡ ✔#TFBJP ✔#CAORU✔ SIGUEMEYTESIGO✔ ✔#TeamFollowBack ✔ FOLLOW TO ✏ ►@TFBJP_OFFICIAL⭐10 +Really original What's the best thing in the world? A jew dead black baby burning on a tree and getting buttfucked. +RT @Lady_BlahBlah: furrybah *in my PayPay voice* RT @80sbaby4life: The hoes are for EVERYBODY my nigga! +if you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman being put in her place +ALL Subs on reddit are the same * The purpose of posting is to gain as much karma as possible * Most posts attack a person or group of people as inferior, and dissenters are banned * The subs are heavily politicized and focus on social status as opposed to factual accuracy Tumblr had a lot of crazy people, but at least they were open to debate. +forcedtoflee.com is a scam they poket the money watch out +Kum on now meet me My Bitch mad kuz y'all got me all n my phone 📱 +#Purge I invite every incel to create threads with #Purge in the title in order to go private for a while and purge normies and lurking fakecels from this sub. +"... if Trump were bombing the hell out of the Middle East as Judea, Inc is demanding, there would be no special prosecutor looking into ‘Russian elections meddling’ and no talk of having Trump declared unfit to govern..." +Not even on for 3 minutes and there it fucking is a Shitallica video. And of all tunes one of their worst Nothing Else Matters +I Don't Care If Your A Muslim,Christian, Or Jew Or What Religion Affiliation You Might Be If You Love The United States Of America Let's Come Together United And Unleash The Greatest Awakening The World Has Ever Seen #UnleashTheGreatAwakening +After work, I volunteer to help blind children By the way, the verb not the adjective +Cucktears is now officially defending Adolf Hitler Go look it up, I'm legitimately laughing so much I'm crying. +Why is a teenager like a water slide? It all goes downhill. +What's the difference between masturbating and an abortion? One gives you pleasure and the other is masturbating +I haven't cum in days, I'm about to fucking explode +The gab.ai homepage now has a link to download the android app outside of the play store! +hey guys, the MRAs found me. oh noes. whatever will I do as a damsel in distress? oh gosh. plz stop. such a hapless victim. +if you can fuck my bitch, cause nigga i'm the shit I'll salute ya +"My regular goes ""Micaela seriously if you're gay just tell me... but why don't you have a boyfriend"" my life 😂" +i support trans people joining the army that way they can get themselves killed faster . +THERE'S NO BITCH IN TEAM. +What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork. +I think Transgender are OK, dunno if I'd want one next to me "in country", preferable to Colonel John O'Connell VC and bar however @FarRightWatch +why ca n't muslims eat pork ? it would be cannibalism . +What do piñatas and Mary Turner have in common? They hang with their inards falling out. +I can find my way out of the building on my own , thank you . +Whoa: DHS Secretary Nielson Confirms That She's Asked Federal Prosecutors if Political Leaders of Sanctuary Cities Can Be Charged for Criminal Offenses —Ace +I don't need pick up lines... Because they don't work on corpses. +>tfw no asexual gf that still has sex with you because she just loves you that much and wants to make you happy +A lot of you niggas turned these bitches into sketch ass bitches +When you read mein Kampf out loud. And someone tells you “please leave the synagogue” +Kill gays You ever just swear to flex on no swearsies 🅱iggas +Oh fuck off Telltale you piece of shits!! 😡😡😡 https://t.co/S3sfoXPDZQ +What do you call 5 black people have sex? A Threesome +Whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes. +The peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Phil 4:7 +Paybacks a bitch. +What’s the difference between an American lift and an African lift? +What does Christmas and David Carradine have in common? Die Hard +@Shmalec13 chad reeds a fag he's a 5th kinda guy +NORMIES LEAVE US ALONE PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE FUCK THIS IS A SAFE SPACE YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE DONT HELP JUST FUCK OFF LEAVE US ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE MY FRIEND KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU , LEAVE US ALOOOOOOOOOOONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Me and My Dad had a heated discussion about Gays I’ve never told him that I’m bisexual like I’ve told my Mom anyways my Dad And his girlfriend is so close minded and a bunch of the biggest hypocrites I’ve ever known in my life It’s really sad +I like my women like I like my whisky 10 years-old and locked in a cabin. +What do you call the father of a Greek boy who was maimed terribly? Papacrippleopoulos +Jeffrey McAdam was fatally shot at a rest stop along Interstate 80 in Iowa County . +"People of Twitter..how many slices of garlic bread is one too many? Bit of a dilemma here & wondering whether I should have ""just one more""." +So, feminists will trend #FeministsAreUgly and then complain how the fact #FeministsAreUgly is trending is proof of misogyny in society. K. +OMG why are you posting your face on a board , It is dangerous here ( Holland ) to post your face on a `facist` board.Becouse allot of Antifa is watching 2 . +my response when the fedex delivery man told me his mother had died . did she pass away overnight ? +There's always @NBCTimeless when having @DLissing withdrawals! 😉😜😂#Hearties #TeamDan #TeamJack #JesseJames https://t.co/lLEAqVTzC1 +Hey guys... my eyes are rolling... I'm beginning to fall asleep... I'm starting to snore.. give me a break ....what else is new? +Why do normans expect me to be positive Because if i went out into the real world as a blue pill man looking the way i do these same people would just make fun of me and try to put me down at every opportunity. +"#wednesdaymotivation #wednesdaywisdom ""The willingness to show up changes us. It makes us a little better each time."" Brene Brown" +Man shamed in comments for abstaining from sex after pregnancy scare. +20 years in the future would a man with a female android be considered an incel? +Yoga has been around for ages and these bitches just now figuring it out +I'm willing to give up any rights Muslims have in order to feel safer. +FBI OPEN UP my dad takes role paying way to seriously +What's the deal with black people They're not black, and they're certainly not people +I can't fap to porn anymore I don't know, there is just no joy anymore. +Why are people suggesting Mane's absence has anything to do with tonight's result, ffs we gave them 2 goals! #lfc +"anti-feminist women" just fucking lol @ the betas who shower these opportunistic parasites with attention +Man with iPhone at Starbucks:: *stops me* Excuse me do you know anything about Shanghai? Me:: hehhehh... No. Him:: *stares at me questioningly* Me:: *continues toward table smirking* I'm Vietnamese and 17. He's probably 40ish. +I like to listen to this preacher , but why do black prreachers always have to scream . +When you have a toddler, you do things like perform your morning rites in the bathroom after you pee. +I guess there 's going to be some miraculous event within the next 11 years that will make everyone mixed race . +GG has already started flooding the IRS, proving that they have no idea that it is impossible to get the IRS to do what you want them to do. +Canadians tonight are sleeping, crying into their Tim Horton's pillows, upset that the McDavid-Crosby olympics dream is dead +Why do gay people need glasses? They can’t ever see straight! +I like how it's sexist to say women's basketball sucks. There being a 111 game win streak is bad for the sport. Highlighted that it's a joke +what do you call a cow that explodes ? a mooooslim +a dyslexic friend of mine thought it might . [ removed ] +faking a daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees . later on , he over - hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter 's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was . the daughter replied , " oh , about days ago . " her dad bursts into the room and screams , " i knew you were faking last night ! " +what do out of people enjoy ? group rape . +Why do opponents of circumcision not protest at circumcision clinics like opponents of abortion protest at abortion clinics? +Black people are never satisfied Throughout the 19th and early 20th they wanted freedom , now at the 21st all of them want parole. +What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the 5 year old in my basement? Isaac Newton died a virgin. +I've been convicted for molesting a 10 y/o. It wasn't my fault, he looked like 11. +Staff were originally stuff But then came Martin Luther King........ +americanpatriotdaily.com/uncategorized/john-mccains-days-are-numbered-after-he-made-this-big-mistake/ … McCain should resign immediately so the ppl of Arizona can be represented by someone who did not betray their interests & values! +Why are women like kfc? After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. +Probably the best argument against "threats=oppression" and victimization in general, coming from a woman's subreddit of all places. +How many nails does it take to hang a picture of a suicidal person on the wall? None. It hangs itself. +“@UnLike_Society: Good pussy be making a nigga have to regroup” pull out and get your thoughts together😂😂 +Why do they bury black people 6 feet deeper then everyone else? Because deep down there good people. +what 's the difference between a pile of gravel and a pile of dead babies ? you ca n't move gravel with a pitchfork +I swear, new bitches here me rap and its a WRAP !! +Let me make it clear I do not like muslims but they are still slavs so they are my brothers , as long as they keep the religion to themselves then there is no problem for me . +you know the razor blade works when there are no reviews on amazon . +Why should girls be thankful of rape? Because a guy risked going to jail just to fuck her. +A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.” +I notice it does n't say if the kids were jews or not . +What the fuck is going on I haven't been here for a month now, why is the front page filled with selfies? +I don't do well with hints , we're grown . Speak your fucking mind . +My love! ❤ My birthday is on April 10th and my only wish is YOU. Please make my dream come true until my bday @Louis_Tomlinson x20 +Fire racists and hire someone who's more qualified, you know, like a POC. +What do you call a woman pregnant with female twins? A perfect cleaning kit +There have been several bears , both grizzly and black , caught or killed here in C-Falls in the last month . +I like my women like I like my microwaves. In the kitchen and capable of killing any baby I put inside them. +i think about riku's stupid play minecraft mine diamonds tweet EVERY FUCKING DAY +RT @CloydRivers: Roses are red, Camo is green. Trick or treat bitches, Happy Halloween. Merica. +!!!!!!!!! RT @C_G_Anderson: @viva_based she look like a tranny +This dude in the gym is super-setting shrugs on a smith machine with cable shrugs and flexing his arms between sets. Why 😐 +Hillary also crawls when approaching black vans and boarding airplanes and running from mortars and lying to the families of Benghazi dead. +On their next album, the band Slipknot is going to have a song that is dedicated to the “Pulse” nightclub shooting that took place in 2016. It’s going to be called, “Pulse of the Faggots.” +I am so sick of getting fucked over by you all the damn time. +I have my own "conspiracy theory" Older rich guy's life gets stale with age, maybe a terminal mental/physical condition, gambling addiction, possibly mounting gambling debt, severe depression over Hillary loss Goes slightly insane due to Liberal inputs Still stable enough to plan, act Then does +"Now...the very bad ass @MurkocetBand with ""The Beginning""" +#bbnaija i see @PayPorte CEO sponsoring these top 5HMs to start up their own bizness and make them prosper +I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome. +Sexual assault suspect caught on cellphone video - YouTube Rape Suspect Caught On Cellphone Video Arrested - News Story - KTVU San Francisco Dion McDaniel 's mugshot +Now y'all wanna care about Syria 😂😂 here's some news, Obama & Hillary fucked it up for 5 years before Trump took office. +There's a lot of big booty bitches at pharr gym 😳🙈🍑 +What did the holocaust victim say when he was getting gassed? Aw, schwitz. +How does a stupid normie question like this reach the front page +I just saw the girl going to work and her bf was telling i love you from the car like 5 times and it was so cute haha +Rather amused at the uneducated criticism I'm hearing about from GamerGate. They think a nonprofit means I won't have to pay taxes. +Damn I'm mad nivea tweaked with that ad. Their cream moisturizer does wonders for my face and it doubles as a primer 😩 +I often think that about different ethnicities. I wonder if they have as many problems w/ each other like Black people seem to have. +What do rape and Christmas presents have in common? It’s better to give than receive +Why dont you ever see jews on a train They ain't falling for that one again (I adapted an old joke) First post be nice please lmao +What was the most common status report in Nazi concentration camps? "All done and dusted." +There's a reason we started tracking all of her followers. An immense amount of racism/sexism/abuse was coming from her corner. +What do you call a gay man high on drugs in the middle East? Stoned +What do you call a white public school? A Free-for-all... +Fuck I want seafood. Like bad. Maine lobster and crab legs ugh. +In fact, I HOPE it's someone I know, and they see these, because you're a goddamn idiot and I'm just never gonna talk to you again. Fuck you +Fucking Walters!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A PENALTY FUCK OFF!!!!!! +my favourite dead baby jokes ( nsfw , depending on where you work ) how many babies does it take to paint a wall ? depends on how hard you throw them how do you get ten babies in a bucket ? blender how do you get them out ? nachos what s worse than ten babies nailed to one tree ? one baby nailed to ten trees what does a baby in a microwave look like ? i dunno , i close my eyes when i masturbate what s pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool ? baby with slashed floaties what s red and yellow and floats ? floaties with slashed baby how do you find a live baby in a pile of dead ones ? pitchfork and finally , what s worse that finding a worm in your apple ? the holocaust what s worse than the holocaust ? finding half a worm in your apple +It was upsetting to see acted out what I'm willing to bet is the fantasy of *many* GamerGaters. Putting a loud feminist in her place. +" So hoes that smoke are losers ? " yea ... go on IG +The airport experience is so bad that you could take it as a genius plan to decongest the damn thing. #NAIA +Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render unto each that which is his due. +Naturally it will happen , even the biggest white liberal will seek out the white part of town when his neighbourhood becomes culturally enriched ie . +Obama foreign policy. Libya - fail Iraq - fail Syria - fail Yemen - fail Afghanistan - fail Ukraine - fail Africa - fail +from Ace of Spades: "[Islam] is bringing us so much peace we'll all be dead of it soon" Reference the U.K. Stabbings. +RT @chungstyles: MY FUCKING CHEST. HARRYS DOIN TINGS I AINT NEVER HEARD W/HIS VOICE. THE BULLET. BITCH. TAKE ALL OF MY COINS. THEY A… +Whether they have no friends, shitty friends, or lots of friends, they all show themselves to be comparatively evil. +I really like Charizard but this meta appears to require heavies to have early kill throw combos to be viable. +I would not even use anything that man says winston churchill is the reason we are in this mess in the first place the bastard should have been shot +Why do black people hate aspirin? Because they have to pick up the cotton +yayy!! upvote for being a flight attendant that was the first thing that came to my mind i fly for a american mainline carrier but ive only been to six countries this year who do you fly for? +Totally nailed the boss' daughter last night I dont have to worry about being fired, im self employed! +Negroes also do n't know how to clean guns or care about cleaning guns or gunsmithing , which will catch up to them . +Coworker:: So you were born and raised here? Me:: Yeah. Coworker:: And you're STILL Muslim? At my first day of training at a new job, where he was trying to explain that Islam "has too many rules" for an American to follow. It makes me feel sad to have to deal with more determined ignorance of Islam. +tfw when they see your dad and ask you why you are not tall like him feels bad man , i get that question every time they see him,there was not one time it didn't happen +White supremacist don't even act as if they care for there race as bad as the black supremacy people' where the dine inn meals and beds to sleep there white brothers in where the support for every white citizen in need' there none but there Twitter and there pockets in need to pay for support. +how do you check to see if a gay person is alive or not ? check their pulse . +That's gay. +What's nearly 2 feet long and will make a woman scream all night long? Crib death. +Are they going to have Paul Walkers brothers finish the Star Wars movies? +Can someone lurk the mainstream media to see if they are blaming Russian Arsonists for the Clinton fire? +Everyone has been telling me that I shouldn't get my septum pierced because my lifestyle won't agree with the healing process...thanks guys😒 +If I feel threatened especially by these fools you can bet I 'll be just as quick to kill as they are . +What type of grapes do Indians like? Gangrapes +When I drove around the more Northern part Ontario I went to school yards to observe the race of the children and saw Blacks and Asiatics there plus too many Natives . +I think a lot of bitches don't smile in their selfies because their breath stinks and they don't want to steam up their front cameras +Be sure to make note of the new address to buy things from The Knights ! +If you are close enough to berzerkly, that sucking sound you are hearing is the MSM on antifa cock. +I love my job because today my boss ran outside and threw up bc he was so hungover so I know it's acceptable to do now +I can't give you hormones, because then you'll start thinking like a woman! You can't change that! +Dortmund getting Dahoud. What a fucking team that will be. +Why are black people so fast? The slow ones are still in jail. +Aaaaaw @smart_ami it's not a problem at all, I would have loved 2 have met u...but like u say another day. Have a fab weekend & take care xx +Okay so if I go by that logic means you 're willing to give up that piece of land ... +Joke: 200,000 Salvadorans must leave Woke: Those who let in the Salvadorans must leave +Why do bitches come to school wearing stripper heels to school 😳😒 makes no sense!! 👠🙅 +Hi everybody , I 'm a swiss man living in zuerich , I really like Russia , russian People , russian culture .. all from Russia !!! +When we try and fix life we are resisting life, which judges and divides. Acknowledging wholeness uplifts. +Hey Blue email or PM me if you want to chat . +This side hoe main chick talk is disgusting. Get a life man +Form Letter to Send to German Government on Behalf of Ernst Zundel . +If women don't do this to you, you are ugly. +Bitches be like I want something real ... And I be like I want a bitch with real hair but we can't always get what we want now can we lol +An Ethiopian walks into a bar.... He dies. +Do you think the percentage of women that like men is at an all time low and is continuing to drop? +' All the hoes loyal 󾌵󾌵󾮞󾬏 +Face it Sargon, Thomas wants to fuck you, you're beard must have it's own pheromones +I grew up with niggahs don't trust no niggah no love for niggahs +i feel like i've been asleep the whole week 😂i've been so tired and like have had this not-awake feeling😂🤔 +Fully agree with expulsion for all non whites and non Christians. +You know, I wasn't going to hire you when I saw your name. I was like 'I'm not going to be able to pronounce that.' +My grandmother died last night from hepatitis C and her last words were... Hepatitis C ya later. +I'm 6 ' 1 " , my wife was 5 ' 4 " , I dunno if that counts as tall vs short . +Girl:I Identify as Non-Binary Gender Fluid Demi-queer Pan sexual... *Me Trying To Impress Her* Ya I have a mental illness too! +I don't like it when doctors advise me to pee before having sex. The sound of the toilet flush always wakes the girl up. +What does a jew and the bootes void have in common? Once the jew gets through your wallet it's more empty than the bootes void. +How is soccer like being a 36 year old virgin? No one scores unless they do something illegal. +"Pepsi had to pull there latest ad because treating police officers like human beings is ""racist""? Smh" +Paternity tests should be mandatory before listing the father's name on a birth certificate. +I will never wake up at 5 am to hit the gym again. That shit is awful. +Nat Gonella and his Georgians - Skeleton In The Closet #nowplaying on Halloweenradio Oldies #onair +@kylegotjokes @yaaagirlllmeggx that's fucking bitches for ya! Using that pus to hook u +Comparison of available options All women:1,000+ in real life, local options and countless online Chad: 1,000+ in real life, local options and countless online Other men: literally no options If a woman is single, it's because she's balking at her numerous available options. +Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing. +Having to explain to my doctor that the optional surgery I was planning on can't happen for the next few months bcz no time to recuperate. +What do I call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins +When we finally travel millions of light years and get to alien civilizations, we should just make patterns on their crops and leave +breakups are the worst in china you see her face everywhere +"""If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life."" Plato #quote https://t.co/dljhtufLvh" +Why do dudes have to play the "you're not serious, just wanting to fight" card when women call them out on solutions with ill consequences? +What's the difference between Florida and Atlantis? A few days +nigga I wish the fuck you would hit me so I could sue ya ugly ass 🖕🏼 +Donald Trump is SMASHIN new world order pieces of shit, OUR WEAPONS SHINE IN THE SUN AS WE NEAR HITLERYS WALL OF SHIELDS BILL MAHER SUPPORTERS TURN AND RUN +Lmfao niggas was going ham on the trash can in class. +I've now basically watched all the Marvel movies (iron man was my fav besides deadpool). I think I want to start that 13 reasons why show. +The endgame of modern dating is 100% of women going to one guy On a long enough timeline, all men become incel. +Why would anyone want all of nct to be one unit?? Less screentime, less output, fewer promotion periods...lol. No thanks. +One of the best writeups I've read about the culture surrounding discussions on gender +How can a redneck mom tell if her daughter is on her period? Her sons dick tastes wierd. +I left *engineering* to go into running a *non-profit*. Huge pay decrease. You're absurd. @jmdoman +Somebody couldve been like "aye man you dropped your money" but nooooooo fucking broke faggots selfish bastards i hate yall +"@shutuplola just go to stores, pick up a pepsi, stare at it, then leeeeean down to it & say ""FUCK you"" & put it back. it'll know." +Funny how none of the outstate #NELeg senators ever run to Leviticus to talk about stoning farmers or selling their kids into slavery. +What's the hardest part of being a clown at a kids birthday party? Washing the blood out of the clown suit. +A Russian, a black guy, and a Jew jump off a cliff at the same time. Who wins? Society +Why were black men hanging from a snow covered tree in Mississippi? They needed Christmas ornaments. +What’s the difference between a gay man and a fridge ???? A fridge doesn’t Fart when you take the meat out +"Chanyeol finally croaked, and he felt like he should cry but no tears are falling. ""Thank you for telling me""" +The past should be left in the past or it can steal your future. Live life for what tomorrow can bring. KISSES GlitzAndGlam +Acquaintance a conversation about gay marriage:: I'm all for it! The more gay guys there are, the less guys I have to compete with to get laid! I'm an 18 year-old gay man at a college party hosted by me and my friends. Made me feel upset and angry for the fact that I couldn't respond because I would be going against a "positive response" to my sexuality. +niggas wanted women rights trans rights gay rights asian rights muslim rights mexican rights… y’all want inclusion there you have it +An alt-right member walks into a bar An alt-left member gets rammed into one. +Now that dannymasson is back I will leave unless he apologise dont hold me incels. +What was Hitler's favorite breakfast? Race crispies +5 Black vs 3 White 1st graders start to fight. Who wins ? Blacks . Actually the fight is even as 3 vs 3 humans , but Blacks are 16 years old . +I hate stupid ass analogies. People try so hard to get a point across like it's n +What COD gamemode do jews hate the most... One in the chamber +these vegans are just too much.... I mean, i was just shooting some vegetables and they charge me with homicide? +what runs faster than a muslim ? the soldiers occupying the base . +how many jews does it take to open a door ? i do n't know , but i do know that it 's more than million . +Dont you love the feeling when Your fucking the 5 year old neighbor then your son comes in and just thinks your playing leap frog +there was one night when i saw a blue light through the curtains, i was so scared but when i went to the window to see, the light was gone-- +@AliciaDaniella8 them hoes was trash +Downvote bot is killing this sub I just don't understand why people can't let us be without harassing us daily with their blue pilled bullshit +RT @itsDorry: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests ur memory... ....it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch +Yeah I just installed it a few days ago, and there have been some really fun matches. +that awkward moment when . the salt & amp ; pepper look the same , so you fuck your hamster +Daddy give it back! I guess my 5 year old daughter doesn't get how virginity works +I NEED TO FUCKING SMOKE BEFORE I SPAZZ TF OUT😴like looooooorrrrrt be with me rn 🙂🙏🏾 +shithole shithole shithole shithole shithole there, thanks better. +What do you call a black priest? Holy shit +Why do some normies take "white privilege" and understand it to be true even if they are white, but Stacys can't accept that life is better for them because they're hot? +Security coming up to girls night to tell us to keep the noise down, all we were doing is gossiping about boys and giggling😂😩 +Some 19 year old fuck stole my 17 man killstreak the other day! 3 collats, 9 quad feeds, and a 5 man! +#Technology I'm tired of fist fighting with a combination of opensuse, monodevelop, and gtksharp...what a fucking nightmare...I'm going to sleep +This is what happens when your child allows you to eat during 1st trimester and then you break your ankle so you can't exercise 😭😭 +I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for their birthday. A week later, they told me it was the most violent book they ever read. +Have fun at work tomorrow normies :))) enjoy your shitty 9-5 wagecuck jobs while your SO is masturbating herself to more attractive men than you on the internet I will be sleeping in and enjoying a drink in my apartment peacefully +Why is it called black matter? It doesn't wanna be associated with low level scum. +Old lady goes to a dentist, sits down, drop panties, and lifts legs He says: "I am not a gynaecologist." She says: "I know, I want my husband's teeth back!" +the day colleges start closing en masse will be one of the best days +note to self; the sooner you realise nobody cares the sooner you can stop making an idiot out of yourself +For those who want to celebrate "Indigenous People's day", I'd be perfectly happy to have 1/4 of them each year have their hearts cut out at the top of an Aztec pyramid, another group to be tortured with burning coals and scalped, and otherwise experience the quaint practices Columbus ended. +I've never been a BNP supporter anyway , the party was doomed from the start . +girls start using makeup when they're 6 years old Western society literally grooms them to become shallow whores, already as children they are trying to look good for Chad +Top sins of the modern world. 1) Murder. 2) Game of Thronus spoilers. 3) Putting raisins in canamel rolls, you monsters. +My father is signing me up for a Recreational center to workout and lift When will he learn that in this day and age lifting weights doesn't attract women? +What ppl expect, august aslina is a nig from New Orleans +You probably aren't bisexual. You're probably just ... friendly. +MY best mate has this problem and it makes me sad its like he is scared but i cant do anything the more i go on with it the more he gets sick of it.So i think dont force it on them that may turn them away however hard it is to sit there and listen to them say `` i dont care '' +A punch in the face is a punch in the face regardless of where in the world it happens . +"Warren Buffett, ""I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,"" he told CNBC. ""You just pass a law that says that... https://t.co/OvnzU7D50Y" +I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live It always tells me he's on the dashboard +What are the similarities between my 5 year old son being in a coma and a computer program freezing? In either case I could wait for it to respond, but usually I'm impatient and just terminate the process and start a new instance. +We're private We finally have peace and quiet. +"@datFullerkid: @TreVaughnLG yall both gimped up??" Ain't tht a bitch huh lol +Not all little people are dwarfs. A dwarf is a medical condition often marked by a normal head and small body. A little person is just an exceptionally short person. +If her age is on your hand She's ready for the van +US #1 3:49.89 for Luis Grijalva (Armijo) in section 3 of the collegiate 1500 at the #StanfordInvite. That's on pace for a 4:08 mile. +So we have ox-driven ambulances in Zimbabwe and donkey powered police in South Africa ... +RT @TheeGreekGod: Girl: I know you got hoes Me: http://t.co/qNa9ogveWW +say what you want about the holocaust . but it had some smokin ' hot babes . +give the brands you know with the prices you'll love +Another troll is insisting on polluting #DailyMelania, so you'll need to mute @realdonaldtrumf if you want to view the thread without the trash. +Whats the worst thing about owning a blow up doll? I have to blow him before he blows me +“@Hermosa_Jayy: Can I bring anotha bitch or nah 😏” +If I did a school shooting... The teachers would be more worried about me breaking the uniform rules. +I watched sports and universities go black and stayed away from the both since , It s been 30 years since I have seen a football game that was outside my son s high school . +"""A true critic ought to dwell rather upon excellencies than imperfections."" - Joseph Addison TOMIHO ForLondonBarrioFiesta" +How drunk was I? That I couldn't distinguish the difference between 'prize' and 'price'. I'm cringing +I managed to get through Madame Bovary in French, but had to read Kafka in English;( +Today in the park I prevented two rapes! You wanna know how? Pure self-control, pure self-control. +#stopwadhwa2015 because he follows a pathetically low amount of female engineers. But he's cool with female reporters. +Edgy Jokes? I need some edgy jokes about the Congo since my class is reading a book about Africa +I've gotten where I really do n't like pro sports of any type but the pomp and circumstance surrounding American football is just ridiculus . +r/negareddit admits what we all know: incels are hated not for their views and opinions but because they hold those views and opinions while being low-status and unattractive +i wish i was a picky eater, maybe then i wouLD STOP EATING FUCKING EVERYTHING +I guess Avicii got his wish He got to stay forever this young. +Why do you put tape around a guinea pig? So he doesn't explode when you buttfuck him. +Fenkell in this bitch +#PaisaVasool It's time to such awesome offers. Rs 29 for 4km in Chennai , Pune , Bangalore @Uber_India +@KeithOlbermann I'm guessing Russia will also warn U.S. if bad hombres' attacks are coming our way. Right? #tit4tat +Apparently Matt Lauer had a button under his desk that remote locked his office door and he used that to trap women Since I'm betting Matt Lauer doesn't know much about electrical wiring or door hardware, someone at NBC authorized and installed that The whole network is complicit +"She was damn Hot" Said the guest after dinner at Cannibal's house +If a J frame .38 wont deal with it , you should n't be screwing with it without a long gun . +Sex with 110 women in 3 years (notice how he doesn't tell his wife the exact number) +I drag a bitch by her hair CAPTAIN CAVEMAN NNN!!! +Frum: Media Mistakes Are Caused By ‘Overzealous Effort’ to Be Fair to Trump +It's been a month and I still have people ask why we broke up. Honestly, I don't know. As time goes on, the reason becomes less important. +How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head? +Love it when people doubt me or don't believe me. Because I will stick to my word and prove it to you. +Politico: "Trump is the Jason Bourne of trolls: a superhuman, indefatigable one-man army." +Out the fucking window. You get treated the way you treat me. 💯 +I show do like The Jeffersons. Dat George make me wanna open up a dry cleaning stow and call all da white folk honkey +These bitches really be out here on backpage hoe-ing 😭😭😭 watch yo bitch she could be on there ! +At what age should you consider yourself an incel? +in 2012/2013 we could win if we still have Robin cunt Persie. at that time we dont have strikers who experience enough to win the league +Not having access to my money is fucking pissing me off!!!! +ive looked into classes on gunsmithing i can do basic things but i just dont have every tool for every gun on the market. and if it ever comes down to dooms day we are gonna need a good smithy +Or maybe people have them and they're just fucked up +I have not used bags yet but this year I might have to consider it .I also would like to hear what others have done with them . +RT @queenc_nt: “@_100d: 90% of niggas goofy and act like bitches” YOU AINT LYIN +I hate when niggas come up to me and tell me they got this bitch off twitter or got her and it be a bitch I fuc wit lol smh +Do you celebrate birthdays in your country? +Girls love a guy who fixes the house and wears a tool belt with no shirt in the sun, but if I say I want watch a woman make me a sandwich in a short skirt I'm a sexist who supports gender roles. +I feel like not being attracted to someone because they are black or white is the same as having a preference with hair color. +Top-notch commentary A+ would ridicule again. @LTCuntMuscle @LeviathanPride hahahahahaha what a fuckin pussy +@katiieR nah this bitch dykey +what s black and smells like caramel ? a diabetic after a house fire +Cavs should have had one more win to clinch top seed now...it's going to be a struggle. Coach Lue did say the team likes drama +I am so fucking spoiled. Bae booked a trip to the Four Seasons Wailea for me. +My daughter just told me she's infertile. "That's a great joke," I said. "I can't wait to tell it to my grandchildren." +Fuck what a bitch saying the hood love me +"@flatassss so the whole excuse that ""a party was happening"" I've watched movies multiple times while a party was happening. Not hard" +"@Italians4Trump @CNN Sad, what do they love war want war or r they just so evil stupid & heartless, ""All 3"", CNN will never change!👎" +I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/9t9dFpjQxU peter bekheet _ i just call _ piano album ( old is gold) +Prison based on more crimanl issue inside it to drugs to even to murders and rapes on same sex and sometime by officers but facts are that once transgender men go to femail sides it will be a miss among our prison as it already is over same sex rapes that heppen in there that breads out homosexual. +That's just the black in him coming out. +Oh what do you know. @AmbassadorRice doesn't like recent revelations regarding #ricegate. If you can stand the what, don't jump in fire +New package of TRAIN PHOTOGRAPHS AND MAILING LABELS sells well, with its smells of and from faraway hotels and towns under distant asteroid moons, your new one will come soon, so shut it and go on up to wait for it in your room. +BDD=born with dick disorder If you are born with dick how people view you will be 100% objectively based on looks +So Crowder caught out Antifa planning to use AK-47's and it's not news? +Kill people with fingers on Twitter More than a gun, more than a knife The tip of your tongue just glitter +Lynn May Young today sentenced to 25 years in prison for Child Abuse-Knowing/Reckless Causing Serious Bodily Injury. #2015CR1763 +debating if I wanna go too St. Paul today or stay in dirty ass Minneapolis 🤔. +Reminder that women hate incel sons If you are sub Chad, you are a disapoinment to your mom she may not voice it because its not allowed, but even if you get a good job with your miserable pathetic STEM degree and marry a good looking gold digger, she will always resent you for being a beta male, its like an insult to her own genetic quality +Me:: Did you see the Sesame Street's video with the little girl who sung about loving her hair? Dad:: I did, but I'm surprised it's still an issue. I mean, in the 60s there was a whole movement about black women embracing their big hair. +Homosexuals ca n't undo the fight against White Genocide , only hypocrites can , I 'd rather have openly homosexual men on our side than closet fags or sexual deviants who skulk about pretending to be something they 're not . +Why was the sex-robot repair guy arrested on his way to a job? He had a case of sexual batteries. +"RT @BlakeWatson003: PSA: stop doing the ""who has visited your twitter"" shits annoying. Thank you." +RT @TheRealIceTre: hot pockets > hoes +Ain't naaaan nigga out here that's gonna pass on a tittie whether it be real or fake. +Multi-ethnic-welfare-state Cuck: A middle income white man who can't "afford" to have children yet pays income taxes that finance the healthcare, education and nutrition of low-IQ, violence-prone children of color. +RFT Tweet of the day🙌🙌 “@HereForEB: If a nigga change on you.. Fuck em .. He was a bitch nigga from day 1” +See, South Africa is just a glimpe into OUR future , as the beasts of Memphis run it directly into the ground . +Anybody see the chad fucking the girl in public at the club Idk how to link it, but the vids on liveleak lol +And anybody that know me personally know i actually be tryna make this shit work with her,but shit just sad. +New Incel subreddit Game When at school, or wagecuck job, or anywhere out in the real world, try to count and tally the amount of couples you see that feature a chubby 3-4 female with a 6+ in shape male. +Sadly, I think the government would step in if we tried to stop the lesser races from moving into our land . +Women complain about toxic masculinity then fuck only fuck 8ft light skin harambe's Do they not realise if they started rewarding, fawning over and dripping on sweet wholesome betas instead of Alpha chads they could wipe out toxic masculinity they "hate so much" in like a week. +TIL I can go swimming in my car. I am fine. My car is fine. Fuck this weather. +So my friend from the U.S. got me the amercian version of the Swiss Army knife, it has a knife, a fork, a spoon, and a bottle opener. +Guy’z all those people talking about UFO’s aliens and Nibiru ARE DUMB RETARDED IDIOTS!!! #XYZ +RT @misstannaebaby: Niggas all about sex now days. Unlike you bitches, i jus want somebody who gone better me as a young women +I'm really impressed this morning g with pincer move of the State using the expected violence from anti-fa and the freak show menagerie to attack and crack down on the altright. +Being unwanted by femoids makes me hate them, and I want to hurt them because of it Physically and/or mentally and/or emotionally. +"I was trying to remember Shea Wigham's name and my stupid brain was like 'Shailene Woodley. it's Shailene Woodley I'm fuckin telling you""" +Democrats: Trump's involvement with Russia is treasonous Also Democrats: We're halting paychecks to US soldiers unless the demands of foreign nationals are met I'm assuming they'll all be registering as foreign agents tomorrow +What do you call someone with rights? Dishwashern’t +You niggas puttin bitches you haven't even fucked yet on a pedestal. Scratch her off your hit list b. You ain't never hittin that. +If your girlfriend/wife and your mom switched bodies, (moms soul in your girlfriends body, and vice versa), would you rather fuck your moms body with your girlfriend in it or the other way around? +Does anyone else find it does n't difficult to find a white Canadian woman to date who is not Looney lefty ? +sex is an essential ingredient in life Without daily sexual activity your body and mind will rot internally +hi read your post and my name is james from australia , and would like to well write to such a pleasent person as yourself have a nice day ! +NEW POLL; Just 46 percent of respondents in a new CBS News poll thought that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into “dealings between Trump associates and Russia” is justified, while 48 percent believed the probe to be “politically motivated.” +What you say about Blacks , Arabs and Jews are LIES . +I question the mental stability of any man that refers to his penis as “Mr Famous”. +We been creeping and sneaking just to keep it from leaking we so deep in our freaking that we don't sleep on the weekend +Man is afraid of tried to adopt a child because he is a single male. +What Do A Condom And A Gun Have In Common? You Should Never Use Either One Of Them. +So what's the big deal? My youtube is still working. +I think the time has come to clone Dr @Swamy39 and Sir Ajit Doval , so that #presstitutes and #liberals remain baffled. +what 's isis ' favorite football team ? the atlanta falcons because they self - destruct . +Woah! I just went to go prod sarah jeong to see if I could ask her a legal question, and saw she was gone. Hope everything is OK. :( +Zero knowledge or training. Stuff like CBM, units per pallet 🤓😖. My brain hurts. Nothing is appreciated of course. I get to eat 🤔😏woah. +White people don't shoot other people in the streets like black people do. We shoot them in school, because we have class. +My friends got mad at me for making suicide jokes. They said that they are afraid that I might kill myself. Well, let me put that to rest, because suicide is the last thing I’ll ever do. +If #MarcoRubio & #McCain won't denounce #AntiFa thugs they should admit they're #AltLeft. +he doesn't ever know wtf to say out his mouth joe 🤦🏽‍♀️😒 stupid ass nigga +Why am i not gay? Because i cant fuck anything i respect +Are you looking for a stud? I have STD, all I need is U. +Fuck you ghetto ass coons +And it seems like an easier way for Trump to help Syrians would be to stop being a dick and stop turning the nation's back on refugees. 4/4 +I think I heard that woodpecker trying to get in my vent again. Bruh there is a bird gate there. The nigga is legally insane +This kaiser pharmacy has a sign saying shoplifters will be prosecuted. Because, you know, being poor & sick isn't bad enough. Wow. +Dude I just want these ugly ass scars to go away 🙄🙄 +*sees Mother Jones article titled "Feminism needs men"* *laughs* *closes tab* *smashes window* +Pray tell, when will "ready" be? Guessing "never" @AustinRaySmith I'm not sexist, but I don't think America is ready for a female president. +I was able to sight it in before the rain started . +What do a brothel and a funeral home have in common? You can have sexy with anyone if you pay well enough +RT @TooRacist: What type of eye make-up do redneck women use? NASCARA. +Russians...Russians...Russians...all we heard from lunatic dems for 3months.. .ALL LIES..from eveil fascist Democrats!!!! +Stan Lee is now DCeased Too soon, maybe. Is this ten characters? +"Have you seen my shows? Have you seen my hoes? If I wasn't hot would they be so thick?" +"@gothamgrayscn ""Are you just saying that so you'd stop us? I mean, not that you'd be able to tackle all three of us.""" +"At Waffle House with Mom We get our food She pulls out a bottle of Texas Pete and says ""I got hot sauce in my bag"" I'm done. I'm leaving" +what band to pedophiles hate the most ? hanson +What is an African child’s rapper name? Lil’ food +why did lauren fall off the chair ? grandad dickslapped her +Was gonna share an offensive joke here But a black guy stole it from me **** My FB Page: "Dud's Adult Jokes" +i was always told treat people how you want to be treated now i ’m in jail for rape +I Am the Real Victim The Ugliest Man In The World +Why dont u take your bogus fucking charges and stick them up your ass. .like u stuck a chip to track me up my ass...why do u care what i do? +@Arctic_Nation yeah, these bitches aint shit tho +There aren't more entertaining things in wrestling than Brock Lesnar suplexing the shit outta people. #WrestleMania +"Doll was curled up in the small patch of tall grass, her breathing was short and weak. She got poison by a mean poison type earlier. ""....""" +what happens to skinny guys in prison ? they end up end up . +Mother and son book club. Packed with surprising moments of love, wisdom, laughter and pure joy #Moms&Sons. +Redditors recommend pregnant woman flee state, go into hiding, and drop off baby anonymously to avoid father having custody of his own child and needing to pay him child support +What's the difference between a pedophile and a machine gun? The machine gun ends the kids' suffering after they get shoved up their ass +"RT @nyhcmaven84: Not, ""Isn't it fucked up 20-somethings are taking on mortgage sized student loans while professors working 60 hours a week…" +@Buckm00se I don't like the sand nigger but it's entertaining like 6 knockdowns +Do you know what the definition of "relative humidity" is? It's the sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your cousin. +Two derbies in a row Barkley should have walked. Dirty bastard +girls wonder why we hate them lets see Ur ignorant Ur a bitch and um... i just don't like u +Going back in time and killing your own grandfather to escape prosecution shall be a class c felony. #scifichat +Found a Transponder Snail! Get an inside look at the flashiest crew around! https://t.co/5Yrw0W5CMt #TreCru https://t.co/FWfiE0PQyB +If 🤔 you wore a condom 🚫🤰👶 while fucking 💦🍆👅 her 💅, sorry bro 😔 it don't count🙅‍♂️ You fucked the condom😭🍆🤦‍♂️, not her🙅 😂💯🔥. +Ew why tf is Uriah Justus ugly racist ass in 13 reasons why +what do you call a black flinstone a fucking nigger +"...he adds that shouldn't give Putin excuse to ""divide and conquer"" or ""parade senior Western politicians"" to show big player on world stage" +What do you call a hot tub full of retarded kids Vegetable soup. +They try to get in the Land Rover, but find it has been destroyed by the werewolves. +tell jou I love you I love you I love you I love you I have not left the precipice of a heart attack since +The majority of you hoes think your shit don't stink. +Fat saggy ass tits hanging over her fucking shirt. I covered kyliahs eyes and everything 😷😷😷😷 +I don't know what god #DonaldTrump was talking too but the God I know don't hear a sinner, a pathological liar! +what do you call a real life speedrun ? a stillborn +I was really sad to hear that McCain died yesterday I was hoping he'd live for at least one or tumor years. +I don't love my hoes I love a couple not all 😂😂 +Lost my account password but it still lets me post I'm going to have to switch accounts but let the record show that u/qqq999qqq (my new account) is not a normie +What do they call an eastern pirates strongest punch? A Sandy Hook +hey im looking to talk to/meet ppl around my age in my area 16/f/poway sanDiego any1 around me wanna message back to this that be awesome thnkx +I was wondering the same thing when I first saw that this section was added . +A non-offensive joke Some kids in Connecticut went to school to read books, but all they got were a few magazines. +I can't help but to feel jealous. Do something! And stop moping around! Well surely it easier to said than to be done. 😞😞😞 +I like old school Chris brown. Old school Chris brown never went psycho on Rihanna, so I don't feel as guilty +There was a blackout in my street last night So I shot him. +After the death of my wife I never got to see another woman for twenty years After my prison sentence ended it was definitely worth it. +I can feel the car rocking from the wind. This is freaky. +why 's do n't black guys pay alimony ? cause they neva put a ring on it +Do you think the writer of Planet of the apes was trying to tell us something ? btw its a serious question . +If Donald Glover played spiderman, he wouldn't be called spiderman anymore. He would be called Spidermonkey. +Well the moonlandingz was the biggest fucking disappointment 45 minute set ooh you're pushing it a bit there guys +i now understand why japanese people are so skinny . last time they had a fat man in japan , it did n't go too well for them . +I got my son on a T.V. show How to Catch a Predator. +My positions are determined by wrong and right, not black and white. +chester bennington just killed himself but in the end it does n't even matter +My friend said a vegetarian lifestyle leads to fascinating discoveries. He was right. After just a week of eating vegetables, I discovered just how quickly you can pick an ICU clean. +Can orphans go out to eat at a family resturant? +My mom freaked out last night I don’t get what was so surprising i was only fucking the dog +"@brazyCuh @jacobfg99 @RapSheet You""er fucking nuts" +two jewish kids were sitting at a chimney . two jewish kids were sitting at a chimney watching smoke come out . a man walks by and asks , " what are you doing ? " they answer , " looking for our parents . " +"a boy:""wuu2 x"" me: deciding what marvel movie to watch AGAIN x im too fucking awkward and weird" +Why would anyone have that for someone not of their own race ? +I always think it's funny that Ohm, Cry, or Delirious could do a face reveal on April Fool's Day and nobody would know if it's a joke or not +I was wondering if there is any sort of interest among nordic nationalists or any organizations which promote the unification of Norway , Sweden , Denmark and Iceland ? +I'm hyped for the new Grinch movie! Hes my green, long, thick, lovable, rapist, furry! +AND have you ever watched what they are watching ? +In the next Star Wars film, Mary Sue the new and improved Jedi will chastise the Force and demand it respects its pronouns: xe, xem, and xyr. +College girls piss me off 1.they way they talk(they talk like dick spoiled bitches) 2.the way they dress (like fucking whores) 3.the way they treat poeple like me (have a disgusted look on there face when they look at me or ignore me) +Mans laughter Man slaughter The things spaces can do! +Say what you want about the sandy hook shooter but... How many of you have a 27:1 k/d ratio? +RT @textstorypost: Rodrick done fucked up https://t.co/e1hb2H93kv +Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's to close to the gas chamber +RT @lilbratzzdoll: why does literally everybody have me fucked up? +He could be right... any hoe they had in the 11wd, niggas from the hood RAN thru em.... +when your female coworker take you to a party just to show you off #chadthings +Liv, reg and I have a Twitter group dm where we just send each other stupid shit and don't talk about anything else +Hello i am incel that lost many incel friends to suicide because of you normies browsing this sub and bullying us with your sarcasm , if you have any empathy for this mentally disturbed suicidal virgins safe space , please leave us alone +I saw a black man walking out my building with a TV, and it looked just like mine, so I went back to my apartment and checked... It was still there, polishing my shoes. +the longest fucking movie tho............the suspense is killing me...lol +Hitler was walking in the ghetto And stumbled upon a small kid, Hitler asked the kid: "how old are you?" The kid replied: "I'm almost 8!" "Optimistic" said Hitler and walked away +who else gets chisme when they go inside their local gas station😂 those ladies that work there are my best friends I swearrrrr +I JUST GOT SENT A SNAP OF L*NNOX ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING +Your English is excellent. +This skywitch is creating ghostly images of herself casting spells. FUCKING HELL. #cbfrostbite +IPL_2017 3rd Match KKR v GL GL 175/3 Overs 19.3 D Karthik 43* S Raina 64* - B0ult 1lb-1-4--- - PrinCe_idreeS....* +I felt bad... Can't just be out here fucking niggas girlfriends like a heathen with no self control lls +If you want a good intro on how to take on anti-Whites check out Beefcake 's Bootcamp . +Sex releases pain killing hormones I hope that's why my kid stopped crying +These hoes everybody hoes lol go at any bitch bet u get her easy ! +Why did the child run away from the mirror? They saw me unzip my pants +I'm Voicel It is official, I have the most ugliest Indian sounding voice in the world, even on something so fundamental nature has cursed me, it is horrible, but I am glad, my eyes have been opened, you lying sacks of shit. +My room is: CO2: 401ppm Pressure: 1012.55hPa Temperature: 19.57°C Humidity: 51.10% Luminosity: 0Lux 2017/04/02-06:02:27 +Whatever passion I do get from straight men are usually the ones who cheat on their wives or girlfriends with me😞 +The most unapppreciated group of 2017 Asocial virgin guys(it's a surplus since women can't be neither but Normies beg to differ for some reason). +"@KarlieDMusic Rofl I know a few Bruno haters myself and they stay having his name in their mouth even if they ""hate"" him 😂😂😂" +i got fixed years ago , since i did n't want my wife to get pregnant again . apparently , it only affects the color of the baby . +"someone described jonghyun as a ""k-pup artist"" and that's honestly the cutest think I've ever heard 😭" +roughly 80% of young men are incel doesn't mean they're virgins, they probably got lucky once or twice at a party but roughly 80% are incel +Ban/ get rid of the chadbot Just get rid of it, no one likes it +Niggas rather be known and broke instead of low-key and getting chicken +"If a girl doesn't wanna talk to you anymore, she doesn't wanna talk anymore. ""Hey can I call you back. I need to close the fridge""" +RT @TomBradysEgo: Sorry bitches it takes more than Luck to beat me. +Is someone an incel if you have an ugly face but ok body? +ABB Ability™ Electrical Distribution Control System US launch for cloud-based energy management https://t.co/wIymfQSnPN via @YahooFinance +Bitches never made me mad they just had me laughing 🤦🏽‍♀️ +Holy crap. I just realized my entire apartment is @femfreq themed. Her logo colors == my life. +what do you call a german breakfast cooked in an iron ? luftwaffle , the final solution to your hunger . +Love'em and hate 'em... «@my_shit_bit Big booty bitches.» +Tennis Elbow Have you ever masturbated to the point you got tennis elbow? +OH belatedly remembering I had a thread for this??? sorry this is me for the next 24 hrs pls mute me if u want +Describe your ideal female specimen Hair color, skin tone, height, body type, butt and breast size +RINO trash like @SpeakerBoehner, @KarlRove, @FrankLuntz see conservatives as the Democrat Party see blacks. As their slave property. #tcot +Congratulations Mac Miller 1 month sober and going strong +This guy had the nerves to ask me , How do I make love to my child. FuckIn Asshole. +I'd like to see a report on the unemployment rates and other such things across the UK , compared with places with the highest numbers of immigrants . +RT @MGKyd_O: I don't understand how so many Americans can hate on Obama for saluting with a latte. Nobody tells these swagfags anything abo… +Whats the diff between a cow and 9/11 Cant milk a cow for 17 years (sry if its a copy idk) +How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None. They just beat the room for being black. +What sub can we migrate to now? Between banning xtenticon jokes (this sub is FOR dark jokes) and now this I think we should make a new sub or migrate. Any suggestions fellas? +Deuteronomy 6:4, Psalm 83:18, John 17:3, Galatians 3:20 These scriptures show that there is only one God & no trinity +but I dont necessarily care for jewelry right now either cuz fuck wearing it, One day ill be designing it +I guess none of deez rappin ass niggas wanna throw dem bitches wit da big homie @gucci1017 +That's an absolute shame that they have to remove the bodies of Hitler 's parents . +VD is declining and Pitta is on the rise +Communism is like a long term relationship. Good on paper, but not in real life. +Last year I was explaining to my roommate's friend my family background; I'm Congolese but because my dad worked for an international organization we traveled a lot. After hearing him being surprised at how good my English was, I made the mistake of telling him that my dad grew up in a village and then went to college in the city. Him:: So he's from a village? Me:: Yea that's right. Him:: So did he take your mom out of the village? Like did he teach her about civilization and languages? Me:: ...No...My mom is from the city and went to college in Canada with a full ride. They met while working. Him:: Oh My bad. Since you said "village" I just assumed. I was about to lose my shit - he said it so casually and although my roommate was pointing out his ignorance/racism, he didn't seem to find anything wrong with what he just said. +Actually, I saw nicest thing the other day ... +My chest fucking hurts and I can't stop coughing I'm gonna scream +rome is so cool nobody speaks the same language & u can run out into oncoming traffic & nobody hits u!! +i'm sick of these niggas they had the easiest road ever +You don't LOOK Jewish! +Brutal impaling porn...obviously +Your = possessive You're = you are, a contraction +I just moved here and all my old friends moved away . +the person that is trying to hack me deleted all my drafts :( I'm gonna make this account unhackable just see +The good, the bad and the ugly at an Indian wedding: The food The music The bride +one time i seen a movie where this lady had tits that had like teeth ? and when she had sex .. her tiddies teeth would basically fucking + +$1.26-$1.27 is average tax rate in Region 7/East Texas, Gilbert said. This bond would add 37.8 cents to rate making $1.6255. +why is kevin spacey so bad at hide and seek ? he comes out at the wrong time . +Worst part about being a pedophile? Getting blood on your clown suit; best part? Watching them break down on the witness stand. +What’s the fastest time to leave the World Trade Center? 10 seconds FLAT +I asked my friend to name a celebrity as if their name was like Bill Nye The Science Guy He responded with; Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer +All these jokes here are so dark I can’t believe they didn’t take my shoes +nice got a score of 10k, lets see how close back to 0 we can get +I hate April fool's day, I hope no one pulls a fucking joke on me. +In Sweden most people receives SVT 1 , SVT 2 , TV 3 , TV 4 , Kanal 5 and ZTV SVT 1 and SVT 2 are state owned and mostly show socialistic propaganda . +#YesAllWomen are not going to just "let it go." There are countless women who are killed every day in single numbers who are forgotten. +Since I will be posting with the default text in the future you no longer have any reason to hate me . +Another man bought me a cup of coffee at 1 am when the coffee place wouldn't take my cash. That was nice I guess. +My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and trys to get out of the car. +I just wanted to say, I hope for the love of god that you're trolling because this was just pathetic. You aren't going to get a girlfriend with an attitude like that, whatsoever. [...] Grow up a little first then try again. +What have Dads and Pizza in common? If it’s black, there won’t be something to eat. +How Managers Can Get Results Without Losing Their Soul https://t.co/YllA4M8Laz https://t.co/m3QHmIRmzP +Also after sticking them on you can coat them in a flour/water mixture like they use for large posters and it dries see through and is damn near impossible to remove later . +Yeah, I have a 17 inch laptop. I see your problem. [...] And a few RSS feeds that I follow have lots of these. +I tend to make it one word because transgender and transsexual are one word, and it's kind of my way of saying both at once (even though they're different). +What’s the difference between a run over black Guy and a run over rabbit? There are cravings in front of the rabbit +What kind of moron throws away school district money on fruit that 's out of season ? +I think George Romero started the whole black hero in horror movies genre . +Oh no, I'm sure your grandma and aunt aren't dirty Haitians, they're, you know, good Haitian. +Alright. Time for me to get off the internet and hide for a bit until I manage sleep. I'll be getting into GDC late tomorrow. +So. Logged in. Didn't find a F00'. The help has disappeared. Oh well. Not surprised. it is virgin after all. @virginmedia +two homosexuals find a magic lamp . two homosexuals find a magic lamp while walking on the beach . they pick up the lamp and rub it . suddenly a genie pops out and says , " i 'm a one wish genie , you guys get one wish . " the pair whisper back and forth for a minute and finally tell the genie their wish . the genie says , " alright your wish will be granted tomorrow morning at six . " they go home . all thru the night the duo 's anticipation prevents sleep as they wait . six am arrives and there 's a knock at the door . they open the door and there 's fifty klansmen ! the klansmen in front holds up a rope and asks , " where 's the two faggots who wanna be hung like niggers ? " +Bitches really be mad when you get attention from a guy she likes & it's even funnier when your not even trying to get his attention 🤷🏼‍♀️ +I can't see like 60% of the comments +Reminder females can't be incel Any female who claims to be incel and was born a biological woman, PM me and I'll fix your problem and prove female incel don't exist. +I don't really have an opinion because it's not my fight. +What's the best part of being a soldier who's about to invade a country which is on the losing side You get to rape as many women as you want without worrying about the consequences +Yo, those 3D pictures of babies make me want to fucking vomit. +Reminder That Normies Who Got Used are Getting Cucked by Their GFs Who ONLY WANT CHAD as I Type This +White House sometimes seems unconcerned/in denial about political dynamics and then stung and seemingly surprised by them. +True! but ever know the longer this bs war on terror goes the more high tech wonder war toys they keep coming out with ? +I wanted to run for politics as well but I realized there is no hope as society is way too liberal . +@kincade00 nigga Madison playing some bitch ass white boys that's going to Harvard on law scholarship play crazy +A happy St. David 's day to all of our Welsh compatriots ! +A question to church goers in Texas. Do you you prefer bringing the good book to church with you? Or a couple of magazines. +He was one of the greatest men to ever draw breath on this planet . +I like my target practice the way I like my coffee Dark +I could b out here like some of these chicks...in the streets slingin pussy for a couple dollars but im not +#RPDR FUCKING FARRAH MOAN, HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW. WHEN YOU GET THE CALL, TAKE A LESSON. +This is why femoids aren't entitled to our help. +What difference does it make to injured and dead, whether the mad violence is wrought by name of totalitarianism or liberty or #democracy ? +hate when hoes caption shit "who is she" lol shit is hella cheesy +I hate when I miss a lot of days ago & somebody ask where I been bitch minding my grown ass business.. the fuck +There's enough oil for a few hundred more years actually . +Yesterday, a dude that SWATed someone admitted that GamerGate - more specifically, someone on the GamerGate sourcelist - paid them to do so. +RT @kaaatt0: I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisuuuure +#totallyneededtobetweeted @PowerbombJutsu I'm not sexist but I just don't care about women's wrestling +Inceltears users spend hours of their day reading all our posts, getting all the good ones, and making a nice little collage. +Good thing isis recruits the dumbest muslims who fail so regularly. +Have you ever had Sudanese food? No? They haven't either. +Potato "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?" None +RT @CurrenSy_Spitta: I never bought a bitch.... +Cure to depression. Cyanide Pills Should be able to find some at SilkRoad.onion Dont tell the cops I told you. P.S no one will come to your funeral excpet the preist. +New MTV series just announced True Life: Everyone I Don't Like Is A Russian Bot +Why can’t Stephan hawking cook spaghetti He pasta way +I'm not a skin ... although my head has been shaved a few times ! +WTF? Love it when the MyVodafone app never works on my Vodafone! Trying to make BT look good?#Vodafone#shitshow😱😂 +What's the relation between Iraq and Iran? Iraq the slide before Iran into the classroom. +Rikanya <<< 😭 get this bitch out my DM +How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her +The evolution of the Femaloid subspecies Leeches -----> Vocal Leeches +@J_Nemy will bag your groceries, then steal yo chick. Watch him in action tonight in the Semifinals. https://t.co/IiF7mo3IFV +My dad is an amazing gymnast He can hold his entire body weight up with only his neck. +They don't cause autism and even if they DID, DYING FROM PERTUSSIS OR TETANUS IS STILL WORSE. I am sick and fucking tired of this +i've never met any queens before i'm so Fucking Scared for haters roast +i perform at a very successful comedy house catering to the disabled . needless to say , no one has ever walked out on me . +'fuckin worthless cunt' i'm THE fucking worthless cunt, how dare you +"@TimeSpiralMax ""You're fucked up, that's what! Hipster bitch!""" +Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally +What is the hardest thing in my special Ed class My cock +Watching tv or film with subtiitles is also good . +Have you even seen video of a blind girl getting raped in public? She didn’t see me cumming either. +For you and I and other White nationalists yes .for French law unfortunately they are French . +You grope me and I'll pull my 2nd Amendment. +Showing Strength after 8yrs of weakness will get the attention of the world. Peace through Strength! +This is meant to be a fucking wrestling show. Get these hacks off the damn stage #WrestleMania +I'm not racist... But black people were a lot nicer before the civil rights movement +You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favour of condoms... Less DNA evidence. +I especially love the blue checks on "our side" who go running to Fox News to bash Bannon's concerns about Dem Princess Jarvanka, saying he's only out for himself, when not long ago I caught one of them selling magic beet supplements in terrible informercials late in the night.🙄 #FakeBitches +A little boy and a little girl find their dad's porn mags. Who comes first? Their spying uncle. +$60 torch down the drain cause either I was to high and lost it or one of my "niggas" finessed that hoe fuckkkkk ittt +Did you hear about Tom Petty I'm heartbroken +I took my grandma to the fish spa where the fish eat your dead skin for $45. That was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetary. +After watching television I can spot a Jew like that . +Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it. +If your cousin was president of the United States for eight years, You might be a radical Muslim #BanIslam #News #speakfreely #Politics #Quotes #Comedy #Humor +I just don't understand why western civilization liberals want Sharia Law. Islam does not want to mix but rule. America Wake Up +Why do black people stink? So blind people can hate them too +Thanks for that video. I had no idea how synchros worked. [...] My mechanic said I need a clutch adjustment. +The doctor gave me some ibuprofen and paracetamol, but on further enquiry also gave me the option of a blood test which I accepted. +What's the great thing about having a prostitute die on you? The second hour is free. +Insert dark joke here insert punchline of offensive dark joke here +Give a man some corn and you'll feed him for a day Teach a man how to grow corn, he will kill and rape your people and steal your land. +I'd going trick or treating with my Gran tonight. It’s the only time I can take her out as she’s been dead for ten years. +It's no coincidence that they all seem to have similar storylines going at the same time , they do it to reinforce the subliminal messages . +Why did the cannibal go to the morgue? To get takeout +Male coworker:: What are you majoring in? Me (queer woman):: Women studies Male coworker:: Oh, I took some women studies courses in college. Our male employer:: HAH! Oh, I BET you did. (nudging my coworker and winking) My first day job training as a summer camp art director. Age 21 in Washington. Made me intensely conscious of my body and gender presentation. Treated as inferior. Some parts of my identity don't even exist. I am enraged. +meanwhile in africa . mom : son we got ta celebrate your birthday . it comes only once in a lifetime . son : do n't you mean every year ? mom : no . +bitches mad over sum that's not theirs grow up sis 😂 +I really fucked it up this time didn't I, my dear? +I try not to tell dad jokes anymore He’s been dead for a good 5 hours now. +When the electricity is off I'm get fucking crazy. my battery is 15😭 u monsters +Blonde bitch wit her blue eyes, like butter when she spread +I've always stood up for black people.. ...It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat. +too many bitches, not enough adults. +This is literally genocide. I am so fucking disgusted with humanity. #Syria #PrayForSyria #ChemicalAttack +"Melanie, who just started watching wrestling a few months ago: ""I wish the announcers would just shut up sometimes.""" +How can you sit there & be racist towards black ppl but then use their vernacular, listen to their music, etc? Fucking disgusting. +What's the best part about large redneck families? The orgies +Korean idols are perfectly handsome, cute, funny, stylish, hot, know how to dance, have a wonderful voices. +Being red pilled means that you stop thinking for yourself and become a sheep. +i like the fair but there is something wrong with it . so many of the pigs here do n't oink , none of them are pink either . +For those wishing to contribute anonymously to the defense I'm launching of #NewAlbion and its ideas, my BTC address is now: 17JQpzwmAy8eAn1dFp3b1n5du9EBPJ81HQ. +What was the only bad thing about the Underground Railroad? We didn't blow up any Chinese to make it. +Instead of creating one more expensive option for people with means, we need to create public solutions that the majority of people need. +For 50¢ a day, you can help save a starving African. They eat pennies +What do Homework and sex have in common I dont want to do it, but my teacher makes me. +But Carl is a bitch 😎 +I hate the assholes who don't turn off there brights... but then again I'm the asshole +RT @SpaceCatPics: Meow, bitches +oh my god y'all are fucking goddesses #ARMYSelcaDay +my sister is gonna catch these fucking hands shes so fucking annoying bro +Some of you have horrible characteristics lmaoooo damn +@_BeautifulKeezy bitch I died when I read that. +He doesn't look like he has Tourette's. +If the wage gap is real why do woman buy 85% of consumer goods sold in the USA I told this to a feminist in a economics class, you can guess what happened. +"RT @Hard_2_Handl3: ""Stop texting my fucking phone bitch. Get off my line"" -Airen😂😂" +what happens in vegas , stays in vegas . unless you kill people , that news spreads around the world like wildfire . +I have a charity penis removal clinic poor african kids who have nothing to eat +what people don't get is that you've to talk to someone. You've to say how you feel even if those thoughts are fucked up. JUST TALK don't +What does a child from Alabama have in common with sandwich meat? They are both inbred +The politicians -animals are dancing on the street of Pakistan-AAM ADMI are looking at them-and then look in the sky in search of God- +/u/FromPainToGlory inadvertently shines a light on an overlooked and joked about problem young boys face while going through school. +Man championships have been something else this year fucking crazy what a year for sports +I hate when people be like fighting is ugly... what's ugly is these niggas shooting each other instead of fist fighting. +How do you pick up a Jewish chick? In an ash tray +Guess who has 2 thumbs 8 fingers and a great roommate who is taking her to see Green Day on Saturday. This girl +I'm not Black Not a Jew Not Muslim Not Queer Not a Fag Not Transgender Not a Feminist Not a Spic Not Hispanic Not Latino Not Lesbian Not Gay +how many babies does it take to paint a wall ? depends how hard you throw them . +Thought about putting my phone on dnd but my phone stays dry regardless so😴😂gotta babysit in a couple house so goodnight/morning🌻 +Los bitch taught me the true meaning of gravity when her panties kissed her ankles! +A love the Grand National and as a horse rider myself, folk who say it's cruel need to brush up on their knowledge😊😊 +RT @ezlusztig: It's the failing Fake News NYT...until they say something he likes. This rancid fucking clown should not be in the… +"@PrisonPlanet too bad you already put a pussy hat on about a year or so ago ""MAGA""" +RT @99heaux: Now we finna die becuase y'all was mad about Hillary and her damn emails https://t.co/E4QF5RXaON +random lady asked me to fix her parking & my innocent ass agreed & as I got in the car I realized I just broke every rule of strangerdanger +I'm going to post this one a bit early just in case . +"SMS received: ""Estelle, over 50 years of age? Call us now for a funeral policy..."" FUCK THE FUCK OFF. Bloody idiots. I need a reminder?" +Strphen Hawking walks into a bar wait shit, lemme try again. Stephen Hawking rolls int- wait that doesnt work anymore either. +Can dispatch release gong yoo and go eun dating photos already? Who cares about knetz let them die bcs of jealousy +Yeah no male-led empires have fallen, iirc @pwreclive Im not sexist but history shows us that empires fall when women take control of them +Because I really would love to know why my account was locked shadowbanned or suspended on Twitter because I never did anything wrong in the guidelines of Twitter all I was doing tweeting about Big Brother +No. She's gonna sit tf down & text her "hoes." She's not gonna care about what you're doing. +Why do white people own so many pets? Because they aren't allowed to own people anymore +Stay tuned for updates, as I said, I'll let you know when it's ready. +Fri 11:00: Mainly cloudy. 30 percent chance of drizzle early this afternoon. High 8. UV index 3 or moderate. +r/TheRedPill's latest highly upvoted, totally bullshit self-improvement "advice": Just get up at 5 AM bro. +My niggas bigger then the bouncer, roll up in the bitch still smell like an ounce +i hate when i do stupid shit at this job and its 1. on a recording in the ether forever 2. on a transfer for someone to be knowing forever +Who looks more like an autist zyrros or gambler? +No one gives a shit, no one can help SAD +They say that love don't cost a thing but they have that pussy for sale +YES MAGGIE FUXK THEIR SHIT UP MY QUEEN DO ! IT ! FOR ! GLENN !!!! +a rapists and a little girl walk into the woods . the little girl says she 's scared . the rapists goes , " why are you scared ? i 'm the one that 's got ta walk back alone . " +‘A silent issue’: Researchers say 1 in 3 teen boys attempt suicide after being sexually assaulted • /r/science +There's a new sign on my way to work that says "Autistic Child" and I hate the color of it So I've started closing my eyes and speeding up every time I see it so hopefully one day they'll take it down +"My favorite Juanita Bynum joint is ""One Night With the King,"" which I just realized also sounds sanctified and hoey. That's her lane." +How do you say shook in Spanish? I don't know but ask anyone in Mexico City +What do you gift a black on Christmas? A large and tall Christmas tree so that they can hang themselves with their family. +why do ignorant folks think they know it all and are never willing to listen to any other person ? +hey girl , what s the only part of you i ca n't eat out ? the wheelchair . +.@GeorgeAmedore we're not kidding Wheres funding 4 our children? #FundCFE #EducationEquity #nysbudget @Jasgripper @ScharffK @saraniccoli +yea so there was a tsunami warning in huntington just now and i fucking thought i was about to die but i guess they were testing the siren +What's the difference between metal and country? Country doesn't rain down on the crowd at the end of a metal show. +I think your mother should move to India I heard cows were sacred there +FUCK YOU ARIANA U ARE UGLY ASS #LadyGaga #ShesTheOne @radiodisney +What's the difference between a choke fetish and necrophilia? About 4-5 minutes +Haha, those fucking BluePillers are really taking a toll on my mind.. Haha, I hate them so, so fucking much +what do tumblr and deep - fried foods have in common ? lots of trans - fat . +Its brainwashing starts at school they dont understand they dont know any better . +My Wife took my new car out today and when she came back she said "I've got some good news and some bad news...." I said "don't you dare give me any bad news...." So she said "alright, your airbags work......" +Weinstein being exposed is just a ploy to divert attention from all the PEDOPHILIA going on in Hollywood. +A homeless man called me a nigger. I told him I was going home. +I just fucking choked two triple colats on vacant. Ima hang myself now. +What do you call a kid with no friends? A sandy hook surviver. Jeez all the kids wanted books but instead they got magazines... I wonder what the last things going through those kids heads were... Probably bullets. +. @Aidan_Regan joins us in studio to discuss the astonishing public v private sector wage gap highlighted in a Davys report #TV3Agenda +since i suck and i can't match a picture of mine and one of jikook's not even once, i think ill do one with jungkook and then with jimin +What's the difference between an orange and a baby? I don't peel the skin off an orange before I fuck it +To be a great pilot you have to make a pact with the devil, but don't let him swallow you up. - Ernst Udet - #Auto +she could have it all but she rather act up and be a fucking idiot but wtvr +what do you call wood that ca n't stay above water ? natalie . +I'm on episode 8 and Clay still has that fucking cut on his forehead!! +Funny that Easter falls on April fools this year cause Jesus is a fucking joke +i straight up asked this asian bitch on tinder if i'm ugly guess what she said +I gave head to an old man a couple days ago. While he was driving a limo. Put him to sleep. +JJT, have you been talking to my kids about how I run my house ? +As always the video is filled with the truth . +When you think you might start fw a nigga and then he say some off the wall shit and you just like 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ +RT @iamSwagnificant: A real hoe will never let you turn her into a house wife.. She'll let you know what it is before you start catching fe… +“@OsmanMasabah: Spitting on people just shows you weren't raised right. In another words it's a bitch nigga trait.” @VictorSmith90 +Sex sells and sexy girls are needed to boost the rating of a programme or product. That is what shared by a marketing officer to me. +How long does it take to paint a fence? Depends on how hard you throw the baby. +What do teachers and rape have in common? They both give little kids a lesson! +"""Drivin' your friends crazy With your life's insanity"" - Guns N' Fuckin' Roses #ClassicRock #AFD" +I would like to find the where the document came from and when it was first published thank you for your reply . +Repeat a lie often enough, etc. @luchi_55 I'm not sexist, but girls aren't funny. +Jokes about school shootings aren't funny. Seriously, my brother died in one. I even remember his last words. "Damn it, the cops are here. I guess I'll have the last round for myself." +Apparently stealing your husband's money and giving it away is okay and if you say that's bad, then you're sexist! +theres no tentacle porn in the assclass ao3 archive? im fucking disappointed +What's the hardest thing about remembering 9/11? me +There was a thread here somewhere long ago about someone who went to a police station and saw they had it on the wall for public information ; probably the ADL has mailed these to many police stations . +Is there a way to self-induce catatonia You know for the ones of us who are bored of inceldom and life. +New year Is 2018 over already?? Hey wait man I've got some backlogs. +Entire thread of men complaining about women coming on to them too strongly +what 's the difference between donald trump and a literal steaming pile of shit ? according to porn , there are at least some women into the steaming pile of shit . +right wingers of various stripes LOVE infighting because a circular firing squad can make everyone feel powerful no matter how powerless the group as a whole. +What did the Arab say to his wife? "Don't cry, honey. Please don't get upset over being called ugly. All goats look ugly to humans." +RT @deadhomosexual: beat my ass if i ever let a man make me look stupid +Retweeted Rhythmfm (@937RhythmFm): NP-Temper(rmx); @youngskales ft @burnaboy cc @TheBigtyme #MorningAfterShow #HangoversLeftovers +I hope 2017 is twice as bad as 2016 Getting to sit back and watch normalfags suffer is one of the few things that brings me any pleasure anymore. +You an imbecile: Making a small farming community Me, an intellectual: Getting high on cow shit and raiding small communities +System Time:2017-04-01 - 10:00:03 JST Hostname:raspi Uptime:8 days 11:2 CPU Load:0.12,0.06,0.01 CPU Temp:47.24 MFree:224916 SFree:1914484 +imagine what would happen to you if you were illegally in Mexico, picked up a a gun, fired it into a crowd, and killed a young Mexican girl +My Christmas wish is for every Communist in the world to convert to Capitalism or fall over dead. +everybody ain't loyal, everybody ain't street, everybody ain't you my nigga, everybody ain't me. if you real then I can see it 🔥 🔥 🔥 +Just a test To test this autobot shit, I’m gonna say a few words: black, coon, nigger, nigga, nibba. Thank you for your time, dont fuckin’ die! +Try not to kill me...we can get on really well if you try not to kill me. +These hoes out here carrying infections, yaw niggas better rap up w/ dat Latex! Haha +I was having a bad night.. but then the memes were fucking lit af +NHL star Patrick Kane goes through a false rape allegation and now a rape allegation is taking off on social media and a simple check of the game time and flight take off time shows it's false +"RT @dril: two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks ""I just attained oneness with all living beings"" ""I just fucked the Girl rabbit fro…" +WHAT?! I am a lesbian. It is my JOB to hate (cishet) men. I signed a damn CONTRACT. +RT @missfoxyyx: You've never touched a pussy all you know is your poor pathetic hand😂👍🏼#findom +Which is the odd one out between olive oil, Madeleine McCan, zinc and gold? Zinc as it was the only one not traded around the Mediterranean. +How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know as I don't allow Mexicans inside my house. +What did the Boston marathon bombers do that hitler couldn't? Ended a race +RT @SKINNY_NiggaDoe: RT @HoodrichKeem: Leave the bitching to the bitches ! +when an old woman picks up young men in a bar , she 's a " cougar " but when an old man picks up a young man in a bar he is a " weirdo " and should " let go of that woman " +What's worse than dying a virgin? Having it taken away a few months after +What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them. +You know something is wrong about your welcome drink... When they tell you that the whale was hard to kill +Those alleged behaviors included making vague threats to patients, reeking of alcohol while at work, walking into her East Brunswick office blasting loud music and dancing, and insisting she do a spinal epidural on a patient being treated for knee pain, despite other doctors begging her not to. +If a feminist demands absolute equality with men, and one of these self-hating women proceeded to berate my wife, how far would I be justified in going in making clear to her it is unacceptable to treat a lady that way? +Bloody hell watching City not good for ur blood pressure. +I was looking for a specific video by @femfreq so I searched "Anita Sarkeesian" on YouTube. Good grief. So many angry manchildren. +i asked a pretty , young , homeless woman if i could take her home , and she said yes with a big smile . the look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box . +I believe Abraham 's faith was tested by God when he asked him to sacrifice Isaac , the quran falsely claims it was Ishmael . +The @Rangers official scorer should probably just go home. Dude is fucking horrible at his job. +RT @BlackNerdJade: #rapeyass RT @FireinFreetown: Uh..not rape her, bitch nigga? RT @latry: You see her passed out drunk, what do you do? ht… +Permanent Representative of #Belarus to the #LeagueOfArabStates Sergei #Rachkov met w/ the Assistant to the General Secretary Hossam Zaki +What do zoos and jails have in common? They both have gorillas behind bars. +"""Lexi Thompson"" That is as shitty a call as can be. If the officials don't call it immediately, and there was no intent, then no penalty." +the idiots at 25 were shouting 'we're just going to say she doesn't want dinner'; that's after shouting we're just going to say (2 +Vsauce is fucking me up with his mind boggling science +What do barbecue and father's dick have in common? Dad, can I have more ? +I wonder what happened to my friend He said he was going to camp but I haven’t seen him since 1941! +Apparently there is a word in the US for a murder with a gun inside a house Homeschool-shooting +Trump is literally the truth of sarcasm. He's being sarcastic the whole time only he isn't being sarcastic? Man he's strange +Personally I think it would be fucking hilarious to put Franziska or Godot in but idk if they're important enough characters to make the cut +Despite this same question being asked about the opposite sex sitting at the top of /r/askreddit with over 3k upvotes and over 11k comments, all this received was immediate down votes into invisibility and hate mail in my inbox. +The worst thing that can happen, is that she says "No" Her: "Fuck off, retard!" +You have all the power to change anything in your life, because you are the one who chooses your thoughts and feels your feelings. +What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets +The top of AskReddit right now, about divorce and 90% men getting it +New way to remember North, South, Easy and West N'ever S'ex W'omen E'ver Because stacey will run off with chad and make you pay child support +What do you call a Jew in a forest? Easy choppable firewood +What's the same about black men and asian men They both can't see their families +Yesterday I learned telling a woman she looks tired is offensive. So I will just keep observations and thoughts to myself. +Istg my mom says that i cand handle money. But all she buys is things to smoke and for the cats. WHAT DO I NEED TO EAT +Hoes will be hoes nd ratchets will be........well u know +"RT @Sargon_of_Akkad: @ABCRoosevelt @addamschloe I don't hate him. I'm tired of idiots wasting my time with what they think are ""gotcha"" mom…" +I would also tell you to hang in there . +I like my women like I like my coffee Hot,wet and not black +Hello Oleg If I did not know I would have thought it is a picture of one of our boer families here in south africa : - ) regards joe +I think she did it on purpose, I can't fuck with the hate, I'm allergic +Lmao eventually I'll just bring an entire box of my own tools to work. I already bring my knives and sharpening steel, now this. +Can you or anyone else think of any more of these good one liners ? those are golden I 'm going to use them on some cards im going to hand out . +Was a fan of Zayn in NXT... Now he's just boring as piss +"In Joey Diaz voice: ""It''s fucking chalk @joerogan not powder cocksucka. Climbers use CHALK. You powder your monkey not your hands.""" +I'm really getting tired of my coworkers playing old songs and making a big ass deal when I don't know them lmao +Incel is intelligent Why are most of the incel here seem like they have a higher thought of consciousness then Stacy or chad this is interesting to me it might that since incel are alone they have more time to think and process resulting in higher thought and seeing black and white +Tired of ugly ass Alexandria... i dont claim this place nomore😂 +What do you do when you've licked the softest, most sweetest pussy in the world? You put it back in the crib. +Dropped my new born niece the other day.. That’ll be the last time they ask me to be pallbearer. +Walked out of the shelter with no puppy, but now I have a date. Uh. Success has many definitions. +Request for stats on domestic violence I'm looking for a stat on domestic violence that showed there is more allegations in family court than normal. +No half-breed spic has any right to say anything to any Anglo ever, and should be killed for doing so. +Just realised my face shape is the same as st. blackopscel The same type of wide cheekbones and narrow everything else that explains things +I wish I was with my mom..or my boyfriend..or in a fucking Kaiser hospital bc I'm dying someone help 😩 +Why does Pedophiles love Halloween? Free home delivery +@realDonaldTrump @seanspicer @CNN @BBCWorld @RT_com Trump, see the pic., the fucking bullshit Bannon is there SO A… https://t.co/vJnnnQ2dxt +No brain, no concussion! @CFCFanatic Not sexist but girls should be allowed in football shows only if they have brains. +The B2 Stealth Bomber has the best stealth technology in the world. MH370: “Bitch please” +While going to the cafe at the hospital where I work. Me:: So can I get a large strawberry peach smoothie? Girl at the cash register:: Okay, oh hey - so you're black mixed with what? Made me feel pissed the hell off. +What does my 14yo daughter have that my neighbour’s 4yo daughter doesn’t? Virginity. +what is the best part about being in a hospital? spawn killing in the maternity ward +For my Blackpill experiment I need new chad picture, I think the roasties are catching on to the catfishing +Just watched this weeks episode of Girls... ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING ME +I feel so shiftless, no good and guilty. I might go wait by the bench. +Florida's recent bad luck is no excuse... They should build a bridge and get over it. +@AndyRichter gets it but the great @BernieSanders thinks I and others like me should shut up https://t.co/cmA7i3n3E3 +Was recently in bed with my wife😉 Suddenly i hear “you make me feel like a woman” I have no clue what made me say that +That sounds promising , and hopefully in time there will be a couple of more days added and the extra hour too . +all the bitches love me http://t.co/vDnuFGJ37p +I saw two gorillas duking it out yesterday at a zoo Im not sure why but im guessing it had something to do with who drank the last koolaid +what 's the difference between a gorilla and a black person ? a gorilla wears clothes +i fucking hateeeee when i leave my lighter at home. 🙃 +It is true that Ireland has the lowest WN population in the world , or at least in Europe ? +What do you call a kid whose head is being run over? Popeye +give me your best joke oh wait , even your life is too pathetic to take . +My friend said he like his steak extra salty So I superglued his steak to his face +can fucking humphrey notice me already jesus fucking christ +I wish ya nighas stressed ya kids like ya stress these lame bitches. +Do I have news for you! @MikeSMASH14 I am not sexist but some women make me want to be. +4chan have anon, Reddit have Redditors, so what does Instagram have? Extra chromosomes +Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was," AGAGAGAHHHA!" +What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it burns in the oven. +What's the difference between a baby's head and an apple One's harder to bite into +"@TrainAsONE @UKRunChat I've ""cancelled the injury"" on the plan and am feeling very optimistic about the race in 2 weeks time." +Zarina #Diyas will play 25K ITF event in #Nanning, China. Should be 6th seeded according to the entry list. +The war on THOTs can go one of two ways: 1) We can ostracize them into modifying their behavior, which would be preferable 2) We can bullycide them into non-existence Either way, we win. +Go back to Japan! +seriously , could you guys stop making jokes about auschwitz ? my grandfather died there . . e tripped and fell out of the guards tower . +Please no pile-ons. Don't tweet at him, etc. I think the conversation is concerning in that we need to discuss what bully means. +Russia answered and funded 45s campaign. Why is he still in office? Why is he still allowed to fck over the idiots who voted him in? +Has anyone had sex or a girlfriend in their dream? +What do you call a group of black people with necklaces? A chain gang. +Why don't you fax him a picture of yourself? I'm sure he'll get that memo to you faster. +A lesser-known part of the 1st Amendment: "Congress shall make no law... prohibiting... the right of the people peaceably to assemble" It's obvious that counterprotesters were brought in to be violent, just like at Berkeley, as an excuse to disperse those on the right & deny them their rights +Hi @Harry_Styles, you're the purest definition of love, you're my home. I love you more than words can explain. Mind following me? ♡ —16,608 +What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Now you look beautiful. +if u block me on ur boyfriend/girlfriend's acc when I don't even talk to them, I fucking pity you sns +"> support for anything ever and never have to deal with anything bad ever."" like that's not... what people... are saying......" +"@AP why is it I click on a headline (mobile app) and see 'Story not available yet"", but I google the story and find it - and it's AP story?" +"we had teens fill out surveys asking what kinds of SRC prizes they want & I got mad bc I thought one kid wrote ""ASS"" but it was ""25$""" +prime white teen girl asshole strictly reserved for only the most genetic elite males +My sister just saw a notification from @NiallOfficial twitter. Calmly asked why I have a text from him, when did ustarted tlking to him. +last year by this time i didn't even listen to infinite but look at me now making a full thesis for someone to start stanning them +I was on web site not long ago checking into buying land in eastern europe while its still cheap , and not in the hands of other races. it looks like a good investment. and more importantly one way of keeping europe white helping to prevent our extintion . +I HITMARKERED A SHITTY WALLBANG ON HARDCORE WAW WITH A FUCKING SNIPER LIKE WHAT +dead baby joke what is small and pink and bloody and tries to crawl up your leg ? a homesick abortion haha haha that 's freakin awful +How do you make mashed potatoes? You hit the special bus. +I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb Sniffing dog. It died of an overdose. +Since my family was fundimental in founding and forming TEXAS I have been actively been trying to find work and a place to live ... +How many Jewish babies does it take to paint a concentration camp? Depends on how hard you throw them. +And also my parents are the coolest fucking people and I wouldn't want to hang out with anybody else. I've never met friends as dope as them +hoes get beat 2... n if any nigga knw me dey ah tell u I stay wit ah pistol n always ready to squeeze +Ball is life? No bitch bench is life 👋 +Friend: “We abuse emojis because they’re beautiful” Me: “Just like dogs.” +I use to be pro-life. And then I met you. +BAH!!Your not ugly your a lovely looking woman and if you want to see ugly wait till I get my ugly mug on here and see why im still single ! +im with you here I see it day in day out like everyone else its easy to sit back and watch but together we are strong and its good to be with like minded people +Sorry hoes, but L.O.V.E. does not stand for Legs. Open. Very. Easy +What happends when an arabic woman smokes weed without her hijab? She gets stoned. +Despite lots of chances and a late goal from Phanuel A. (Sol S. w/ the assist), boys soccer dropped a tough one tonight, 2-1 at Hazen. +I want to meet some single women in the Wichita area for friendship maybe more . +why do police dogs lick their asshole ? to get the taste of nigger out of their mouth . +Whenever you feel weak, remember the things that made you strong; whenever you start to doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you. +I beat that pussy up up up up +"@MatthewSDent @mattzarb @RupertN93 @MichaelDugher idiots in ""saying idiotic shit over and over again over a sustained period"" shocker" +@SilverbirdUSA and retarded. Love is always retarded. #sentimental +Thanks for the recent follow @IGLTA @BetterHotelApp Thank you for joining the gay friendly travel community have a great Thursday. +Why are minions called minions Because they have yellow skin or something idk +My son got his minecraft account banned. Apparently Digger Nick wasn’t a valid name +You catch more flies with honey, helps if you hold their data hostage too +I think Katy Perry owns an Ear Wax museum in Wisconsin +I think Whites should home school their children if at all possible . +The most oppressed group of people in 2017 Non male model men +Top 5 rappers all time (Not up for discussion) 5.) Bow Wow 4.) Chingy 3.) Gorilla Zoe 2.) Jizzal Man ( Dem Franchize Boyz) 1.) Petey Pablo +A full version of The Lightning and the Sun ! +Why is feminism socially acepted but Incels is not? +My friend told me i won't achieve anything in life. Jokes on him he died at 16. +You know the bomb that dropped on Hiroshima? I guess you can say that was the first Rice Krispy maker +How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. +If your dick is small or average... it's over If you are lucky and you find a girlfriend but your dick is small or average... it's over, she had big dicks in the past and she will miss the big dicks so she will tell you about having an open relationship so you can be the betabux while she fucks with big cocks +Why was the boy unhappy after receiving a football and a bicycle for Christmas? He had no legs +"RT @taylordevore5: @QueenJessica10 ""YOURE FUCKING STUPID BYE """ +A why do men who have never met their kids with a very poor credit scores and multiple felony counts have bigger cocks then white men? Because when they were kids white men had to toys to play with. +@DamonBadBoy1 Hey Damon it's me Elean i still love you i was just torn between you and another Damon it's you i love most of all +Lol gon sleep early today since my mom told me that the reason why I stay up all night bc all I do is chat with someone which is so not tru +accidentally just submitted this to / r / jokes , probably wo n't go over well . did you hear about the pregnant woman who fell walking her groceries to the car ? she mis - carried . update : post got a solid over at / r / jokes . +What is the only thing better than winning the gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being a fucking retard. +What were Jews most concerned with in the gas chambers? Money, what did you think? +14 games this week: 4/7: @Rock Valley 4/8: @Oakton 4/9: @MATC 4/10: @Morton 4/11: Home vs McHenry12/2pm & Kishwaukee6/8pm 4/12: @Lake County +thank god for my dad... that man knows everything about me and he always knows what to say. i'm so fucking lucky❤️ +incelwarrior95 AKA the gambler is annoying as usual He'll leave soon and then come back the next day despite saying he's leaving forever. +Use of time-series L-band UAVSAR data for the classification of agricultural fields in the San Joaquin Valle #water None +Even the forum of Local Government Ombudsman Watch are frightened to talk about the video . +Non-whites are looking out for their own interests , race traitors are an enemy by choice and choose to unite with enemies and not whites . +a man and woman go to marriage counseling therapist : so you 're considering ending the marriage ? wife : i am sick of all the star wars puns . husba divorce is strong with this one . +A man finishes having sex with a girl He flips over to his side of the bed and starts puffing on a cigarette. He says, “wow I’m shocked. That was the best sex of my life!” The girl replies with, “that’s pretty presumptuous of you to say”. The man then says, “that’s a pretty big word for a 12 year old” +I'm pleasantly surprised at EXO & BTS fansites who have been posting beautiful picture of Tzuyu. I never knew she was so popular with them.😊 +Anal sex is like spinach... If it’s forced on you when you’re young you won’t like it when you’re older. +Bodysuits are all fun n cute until you're sitting naked on a loo in some shit club n you're cold n u just sort of deep your life +a sheriff down south gets a report about a dead body . . e goes down to the river and sees a black guy floating in the water . the crew pulls him to the shore and notices he 's bound with chains , has a slit throat , shot twice in the face and chest . the sheriff takes a closer look and says to himself . " this is the worst case of suicide i have ever seen " +That's interesting , your cryptic comment has made my mind boggle , I wonder what you mean ? . +The people that Tyra used to go with is fucking embarrassing to me wtf 🤦🏾‍♀️ +Yeah their little fuzzy wings can't reach the handlebars. @miamidade305 I'm not sexist but I would never ride behind a chick on a motorcycle +Who's a thottie? Yous a thottie! Who's a thottie? Yous a thottie! Yes YOU BITCH! Womp womp. 😂😂😂 Lord save these parched hoes +What’s the difference between my dad and cancer? He didn’t beat cancer +Person 1: How many people died in the holocaust? Person 2: 6 million. Person 1: I said people. +don't take Buckley's if you plan to go out...I feel so droopy now and I'm at school. I wanna go home. +For 1, men r REALLY good at spouting sexism @daibhidc Second guy: I'm not sexist, but I do think men and women are good at different things. +Slut opp thot hoe +Im at a crawfish boil for my mom jobs and one of her coworkers tryna get me to drink henny with her 💀💀 +I am glad I am not racist...The others are.. +Why do black people have white hands? So the cotton doesn't get dirty. +If you are fucking married leave me the hell alone I don't want to start relationships with a married man so yeah love your life man +ITT : Post typical outfit to spot a failed normie +What, were you hit on the head too many times as a kid? +Whats Long Brown and stinky? My dick after it was in your moms ass last night. +Still can't get over the fact my Nan and grandad found a fucking sawed-off shotgun wrapped in a blanket under their shed +All these "women sportscasters amirite" douchebags are the same entitled pricks who complain that affirmative action takes "their" jobs +Listen... hoseok is getting a haircut... I'm going to fucking combust +What's the difference between 28 underfed Somalian children and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. +America is Not Judeo ......Nothing Jews are the Synagogue of SATAN +grinder - austin shepard grinder would have been jeffery dahmer 's version of uber eats . +BREAKING: After returning from Camp David, Trump says he's not planning to fire special counsel Robert Mueller +Ya I saw that and laughed myself sick over it . +Stay witcha nasty little hoes who don't do shit for you. +TRUMP'S FIRST YEAR: What grade do you give President Trump? +What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer. +What's the absolute worst thing ever? Autochaderator. +I am new to Stormfront and was wondering who is from Tn . +it's just upsetting to see people continuously put themselves through shit bc they think cant live without (attention) dick +Whats the last thing you hear before the bombing? ALLAHU AKBAR +When I'm pissed I turn into a cry baby or either a crazy ass bitch! Or both! There's no in between! +On the one hand, I thought that Kendall Jenner ad was stupid. On the other hand, I think those folks who were so offended were off-base. +Every good story starts off with "So this bitch..." lol +791 words on one project and some substantial outlining on another project. Also really good chai. #amwriting #AprWritingChallenge +Projections on Ecuador election based on province by province results. But it's close and could get closer. +UK redditor concludes all English girls having sex have been assaulted, from two news items + logic +What happened to the Sperm Bank when it burned down? It turned into a Krispy Kreme +Self-Portrait Dedicated to Irene Rich https://t.co/1tdgfUNZEf #fineart #socialrealism https://t.co/6TGcecR5X0 +Why do black people like basketball? Because you run, jump, shoot, and steal +The illustration of Old West ghost towns is something that every American can relate to . +fbi are investigating members of omar mateen 's church the priests have refused to share any information , claiming " we do n't kiss and tell ' +Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black guy with a deep fryer. +I do have to go get us an actual business address soon so we can finish with the paperwork to get 501c3 status, so it is all temporary. :) +what 's the best part of being a mexican in the us ? nothing , go back to mexico +@kieffer_jason and why would I care what a bitch ass nigga think and u don't understand how fucking scary u look +acmc_clock_euro: #Neptune is now (08h58m01s UT) culminating at 12°49'05.3'' #Pisces conjunct #mediumcoeli at Belgrade, YU +A good to start with one is Prodigal Genius written by John J. O' Neill . +because in your first post there were already 3 foreigners.I do n't know about Bulgaria and Croatia so i can not speak . +I'm flexin on these bitches all gold bottles no Bombay +Little by little, as the photos come in, it shows the #Peshmerga arms are getting better and the #Daesh arms are getting worse. +Alcohol is a GREAT cope Holy shit I feel alive finally Fuck being sober and thinking about my shitty life +I farted next to my jewish friend, he turned around looking at me and said "really man " so i said "man am sorry a little gas never killed anyon..... I was wrong +What type of vacation kills 17 kids in one day? A Nikolas Cruz Edit: name spelling +Just cause my money running like Forrest gump, I got niggas hate me like I'm Donald trump #Dolph 🔥🔥💪🏿 +Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted +And yet they attacked the SDL for attempting to publicly mourn the violent death of a white man racially murdered by two paki men ! +"The world doesnt owe you anything" Yes it does, i never asked to be born +Ever noticed that 'male feminists' tend to be total creeps? +@NickAPappas My concern over the long term is the debt preventing people from entrepreneurship. I had $150k out of… https://t.co/Qpt29OHNVC +I took a pic of myself and put it on this girl snap story last night then took the pic of her friends... Wonder if she ever realized. +.@Shermertron @HumanistFury Real question is do feminist liberal bigots understand that different rules for men/women is sexism @jennykutner +EP 9 HAS ME FUCKED UP HOW COULD BRYCE DO THIS TO HER AND JUSTIN LET IT HAPPEN AND HANNAH WATCHING IN THE CLOSET NOOO +To all the white people saving blacks in Houston: I get it but understand that at the end of the day they still hate you. +So proud of all of my former teammates who made it to nationals!!! @AniaAlsum @OliviaK2326 Kayla and Mac +Why aren't there any Muslim cops? Because there are no pigs in Islam. +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Perth, AUS for now (16h58m01s UT): 29°43'25.0'' #Capricorn (AC) / 20°10'04.6'' #Libra (MC) +Portuguese people are Portugeese (a Portugoose) Their wild honk sounds like: OI OI OI OI MeepCity is the river (if you know what I mean). +m1 playful relationships are just try this woman is how engagement beim ersten mal eine solche leute +Cool anxiety going on. Gonna take a nap now that I'm full of cheesecakes. Hopefully, I keep it down! EEEeeee. +I held the door for this Japanese man at the gas station... he looked at me and said "sank u". So I punched him in the fcking face, bringing up Pearl Harbor like that. +Humans are like bananas... ... nobody likes the black ones. +i like my women like i like my shrimp . lightly battered . +Do you want to try African Food? So would they. +What is wrong with a Gay Black? Two things +I can't fuck with you no mo hoe and I'm sorry. +There are 2 types of people that i hate the most Racist people and black people +Females that say incels need fashionable clothes and a haircut, I will buy every incel a haircut and a full Gucci outfit if you then start dating them Or does fashion and haircut not matter? +The 6th annual @fdjconference is coming to #Raleigh #NC July 20th- 23rd for info email fleetconference@fleetdjs.com! +The three types on Indian The pull starts wear a turban The push starts have a dot Every one else is a kick start +How do you feel knowing that an ugly obese woman can get sex easier than you? +👀 RT @Mr_QuenchYaGirl: A lotta fck niggas on this here Twitter. Really be talking like bitches. +This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. -Psalm 118.24 #SaturdayJamShow #GospelRuka +I masturbated to this 10 year old. But this is hentai so she is a 1000 year old demon. +what 's the difference between my wife and a newborn baby ? my wife never dies when i fuck her . +What do you call an American movie about five astronauts, four white and one black? "Forced Diversity". +CringeAnarchy users using alt accounts to become approved submitters here +If you ain't Stevie J's bitch of course you'll call him the scum of the earth.His bitches hooked while they're upset though. +And I've asked them to stay uninvolved. But attacking my work with them? GLHF. You're bringing it on yourself. +in a way Trump is his own form of Term Limits because he exposes the bullshit and they can't scam the people anymore so they resign +RT @King_Lonnie_19: "@TaeCocky: Rihanna is a talented hoe" http://t.co/uL4ePHA2qy +If you die as male virgin your life is a failure and if you die as a female virgin your life is incomplete +What breaks when you give it to a 3 year old? Her hips +You can't keep getting a allowance from me and when they start fooling with drugs all s*** it's like when do I get my time +I'm with 3 bitches & 2 of em mix +Thoughts whrilin' round, keep twrilin' round, they're swirlin' round me head without a sound, none to be found, stark silence, restless bed. +human vegetables if you put a bunch of vegetables in a room , is it now a salad ? if they are all from rome , is it a caeser salad ? if they are all gay , is it a fruit salad ? if you put a bunch of vegetables on a trampoline , is it now a tossed salad ? if you have a bunch of vegetables in a room , and they all enjoy console gaming , is it a potato salad ? if a bunch of vegetables all went out and got some drinks , is it now a salad bar ? if it 's a bunch of lesbian vegetables , are they now vegetarien ? is it cannibalism if you eat a vegetable ? if a bunch of vegetables all get into a mangling car accident , is it now a chutney ? and then if they bury them all in the same graveyard , is it now a garden ? that 's the great thing about making fun of vegetables , is that they are vegetables , what the fuck are they gon na do ? +I see it all with utter clarity, the police got away with perjury, only in a century will those who say it now be vindicated, as Galileo was. +@miquelpaniscus @ArcusGreatApes @graspunep The person actually holding the ape is NOT Paris. It's her sister +All I feel nowadays is anger, sadness, and apathy And until I find a miracle girl or until my life changes before my eyes, it will probably get worse to the point where I grow the balls to end my life. +Why do jews work in a pizzeria? They already have experience with the oven. +at least, I'm assuming that's what it was. I read 2 paragraphs, got bored, and deleted the message. Don't know the guy. +All the bad bitches think they ugly and all the roach bitches think they bad-_- +How do you circumcise a choir boy? Kick the priest in the jaw. +"""Nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga, Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga, Bitch nigga"" - Mahatma Ghandi" +You talk white. +Dear Sirs... +I wanted to be a doctor that removed penises but I could not pull it off +RT @AsapActivities: Let's get fucked up https://t.co/fhqET358BH +economist.com/news/business/21730469-it-suffering-whims-capricious-crown-prince-saudi-aramcos-ipo-mess … Big changes to expect with Aramco's IPO #GoingPublic +1/2 Looking like DT wants to take out N Korea over the weekend while #Seoul's, managing partner of #Reunification, President is in jail. +False. Equivalence. @HitlersBirthday: I'm not sexist i hate boys and girls equally. +I just saw an article about university students getting their university to apologize for calling snow 'white' 😒 +Life is in the streets with the lost-found; death is in the mosque if we are not in the streets. #NOISUNDAYS @brotherabdul @MosqueMaryam +My goodness. Former Cav Mike Dunleavy is draining everything tonight. He has 20 points. #Cavs #Hawks +The fact that this manifestly ill-equipped moron is our President right now is absolutely ruining #NationalBeerDay for me. No mean task. +Today, my 8th graders helped me find a way to connect older robots to Bluetooth connection. Oh the things we can do! 🤖📱🌐 #robotics +But wait why tf u would even think I give a damn about ur opinion! KMS hoe I have a fucking life!!! +Surround em kinda and like, y'all do those military drills all the time and I don't get why it's so aggressive. They don't even really leave +Oprah dug into another KFC bucket "Ahm oppressed" she said as diamonds fell from the table. +I made a joke about freedom North Koreans didn't get it +Every time I see the trucks full of pigs I get so emotional and wave at them and they stick their little noses out omg :( +they recently banned pokemon go at the auschwitz museum . you ca n't blame them . things did n't really go their way last time someone said " got ta catch 'em all " +Girl friends are like pets The younger they are when you buy them, the longer they’ll last in a cage. +i 'd like to see justin beiber naked . hanging from a rope . +Be safe, kids, NYE is another prime night for rapists. Watch out for each other, don't get separated. Have a plan. +who 's a worst driver than a taxi driver ? an other taxi driver . +Annual car festival of Lord Lingaraj: Rukuna Rath halts at Tinimundia Chhak; to resume journey tomorrow #Odisha +I got the terrible news that my son has an incurable liver disease and desperately needs a transplant, so I did what any good father would do... I bought the teenager next door a motorcycle... +With all the shootings that happened, my thoughts always go to the kids that died. What was the last things that went through their head? Dreams, thoughts of crushes, wishes... Oh no, it was a bullet. +@_BeautifulKeezy yess bitch. Messyyy +I didn't die in my sleep, how fucking annoying. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 +Can this bus fucking move? I have to get to my SATS :-) +All my young boys round me saying "get money and fuck these hoes" +My willpower is shit tier I cant control my urges anymore man fuck +Plans for largest mosque in Ireland given go ahead Read more : Plans for largest mosque in Ireland given go ahead | Irish News | IrishCentral Follow us : @IrishCentral on Twitter | IrishCentral on Facebook +I saw so many basic bitches just picking up my school schedule I kinda wanted to throw up tbh. +spring break bitches +What is a kite that steals money? A kike +"He added me and was like ""hey sugar"" and I was like "" hi milk"" the idiot blocked me wtf!!!! We should have just made tea" +I honestly fucking hate seeing the pictures of people out on the sea ice here is Newfoundland. +RT @youngthug: Horse face hoe stop playing before I show the world yo lil ugly ass +The optics for the Dems shutting down the Government will be sometihing like Reagan and PATCO (fired striking air traffic controllers) +#FMI my movie (link in bio) will have a distributor soon. Looking forward to everyone seeing it. Happy #TGIF #WEEKEND #R&R +Obama didn't even have constitutional authority to create DACA in the first place #MAGA #AmericaFirst +What do Yoko Ono and maggots have in common? They both feed off dead Beatles. +That's not even close to what he was doing . +"🎶🎶""I love you babbyyy and if it's quite alright I need you baby to warm the lonely nights I love you baby trust in me when I sayyyy"" 🎶🎶" +Why did slaves run to he north? They stole everything in the south +I just got a group started in my area Roswell Aryan Front and we 're looking for people to join or groups to join with if anyone is interested in joing or knows or is part of a group that is recruiting send me a private message or e-mail appreciate it . +bitch it should be cold on easter so i could step out in my baddest outfit +african children if a camera adds on pounds , do african children even exist ? +A:: What nationality are you? Me:: Uh, American. A:: No, no, really, what are you? Me:: A woman. A:: Oh come on, you know what I mean! - From the beginning of my life, until present day. +Sex is like Algebra I’m really bad at it but Mr Reed keeps forcing me to do it. +Girlfriend dies My brother in laws girlfriend died, leaving 3 minor children (only 1 is his) there was no wI'll, they don't have his last name and he is not listed on the birth certificate he seems to think he has full custody over them and I'm telling him he needs to establish legal custody to put them in school, get the mothers social security etc...does anyone know? +How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor +RT @Destynee_Marie: Dumb dike I HATE YOU BRO🖕😂 https://t.co/TzFQBAikqU +My white friend was told by the priest that he was born in the light of God He then turned to a black guy and said "You were born in the shadow" +Half of Sweden is taking multi-kulti cock up the ass, and the other half are women. +...so anyone can buy a specific person's history as opposed to the history of some anonymous users in a specific demographic. +Finally finished my term I get about a week of rest then back onto the grind +those scars (either physical or emotional) stay with that person for the rest of his/her life, sometimes even become the reason of its end +right now some cute couple are living love and having the best moments of their lives yu know what i did today , ate milk. +I spider webed my phone, why don't they just make the screen with the unbreakable stuff to start with? +Whenever I see two people about to have sex, I fantasize about their deaths Just fuck em, hope their room catches on fire +That lady was hanging from that building because her employer was going to kill her. And that man filmed it laughing, that's fucked up. +How can you tell if somebody is Jewish Measure how long it take for there nose to arrive before them +Kamala Harris is a complete failure just like Mad Maxine. +A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. +I'm glad he didn't post on this sub... You guys would have probably told him to hang himself. +If all the gays died Will it be called the gbtq+ because they took the L? +hi i would love to chat with u ... pm me when u are online ok ?? i am a strong aryan woman +why was six afraid of seven because seven аtе automod Fuck automod, he can suck my hairy balls. hes the real fucknut. +Huge thanks to @Specsavers staff High Wycombe who helped me pick nice new glasses and sorted out my injured eye! Highly recommend +Who fell first from the tree , the black guy or the apple The apple since the black guy was hanging from the ground still +Cat get onto the keyboard again? @CalebKn I'm not sexist but I don't believe in equality. +I pm 'd you a suggestion of a place to go , I do not want to post it here as I think non-whites read this site and will then proceed to try and move there . +.@sureshpprabhu @RailMinIndia Had to face inconvenience with my kids in midnight.. a notification system should have been there for delays +There's no time to discriminate.... Hate every motherfucker that's in your way! 🤗 +now the bitch has to nerve to say `` I wasnt born in australia so i dont have to speak english properly , so shut up '' I think that 's very stupid . +it hasn't even been a hundred days since trump has been in office and now we possibly about to go into a war +I love going to @Walmart and looking at #guns with my wife. We talk about them in Spanish as the rednecks stare at us and reconsider #2A. +Don't drive without a seatbelt kids! My black friend drove without one. He got pulled over and shot by LAPD. +When I was a kid, after school or on the weekends, if a kid wasn't outside playing he was dying of some incurable disease or being punished. +How about when Hitler says that the Jewish question will not be dealt with until after the war .. +Now showing: DRAWN TO FEAR by DANIEL ROBINETTE. First time we've had two films by the same director. #HSFF #FilmFestival #Folkestone +What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? Woman +Me:: I'm trying to get to UMass, and - Older White Lady:: It's very nice that you're trying to make something of yourself, but I can't give you any money. Me:: No, I'm lost, and I need directions. On the way to enroll in my PhD program. +I never owned a fuckin slave yet im responsible for my ancestors actions and you never fuckin picked cotton and you cant even control your own children so STFU BITCH! +RT @Heissarcastic: Pop a molly? Why don't some of you hoes start popping birth control +what 's the hardest part about roller blading ? telling you parents that you 're gay . +Studies show that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape +I always tell niggas ride wit a female in the car swear you a be straight if that time comes😂👌 well atleast Ik with a real female😌 +She told me to smash her and make it hurt so hard her daughter could feel it. So I beat the pregnant bitch with a hammer. +Why do Jewish men always have botched circumsisions? Because Jewish women like things 20% off +i could n't believe it when my grandmother died . . . . . . on her h birthday . we were only halfway through the bumps . +Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve Because the DNA is exactly the same, and there are no dental records +You're also ableist and a damn waste. @InKYweTrust Call me sexist, idc. But when girls fight, your argument just sounds retarded. +We should have a giant celebration with a large number of White Nationalists present and let the world know we do not appreciate Nelson Mandela and his long history of being anti-White . +Give them their interview but be careful not to say anything stupid.Tape the interview for legal reasons put it up on the net.Let the truth prevail . +IF U NASTY THEN IM NASTY 2 N I FUCKS WITCHU CAUSE U A REAL 1 +Is that a man with that pink bag!? IS THAT A MAN?! Wow. +The kindle has been out for 8 years. Collections have been out for 5 years. Cloud Collections have been out for 1 year. Still shitty UI. +um so the only good thing happening for me right now is that season 2 of The Get Down is on netflix today +if i had a nickle for every time someone called me racist niggers would rob me +No figures are available because none are made public . +Looking at things it was shown up till about a three thousand years ago no mongoloids existed in the Tairm basen area . +What’s the best selling science fantasy novel? The bible +cum in eye ball faggot dickhead fucking cunt slut cakes +#BumpStocks Give "them" an inch and "they" 'll take a mile... Next is #TracerAmmunition! +What have femoids truly contributed to society without assistance from BP cucks? +Roses are black , the state of this sub is concerning +where do you find melania trumps twitter ? right between her twat and her shitter . +sign of the times is so different to all the music now it's so refreshing to hear something so beautiful with influences like Bowie wow +i slipped on some black ice yesterday . at first i thought it was normal ice , but when i got back up , my wallet was gone . +I'm not a misandrist but men have crybaby meltdowns in record time when you challenge them on their bullshit why so irrational +Hi @Louis_Tomlinson, ur selfless ways and genuine heart never ceases to inspire me, thanks for all that you do. Mind following me? — 40,551 +How many rapes, murders, and outright replacing of you and your due safety on YOUR SOIL will it take to piss you off enough to do something My sarcasm is often mistook for levity - it is not I'm pissed off and waiting for the rest of you to get off your asses & away from your tv's +Out of curiosity, has Gambler made a new alt? +K5BL LIVE Weather McKinney TEXAS USA ... 01:00 AM Temperature 60.1oF Humidity 69 PCT % Wind 0.0 mph N% +I don't get how people can be unhappy with their families. Whenever I'm not happy with my wife I take her back to the morgue and find a new one.. +The Preshow is fucking stacked this year, if the women were on the preshow with some random ass Usos v Dudleys type match, then yeah. +A guy claiming to be Republican called C-Span news and said "Republicans hate that nigger Obama" https://t.co/XZe0u7guZM +The best thing about me Eventually I'll die. +What's happening? Nothing is fucking happening. #fridaynightwine #lotsoffridaynightwine +I hit a little kid in my car the other day, but it wasn't serious nobody saw me +Why are black men good at basketball? The whole purpose is to run shoot and steal. +#HumanTraffickingAwarenessMonth ADDRESSING SEXUAL VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN AND BOYS IN CONFLICT +What's the difference between a baby and a pool? A pool doesn't scream when I go in dry. +Anyone else read some posts and start to understand why there are shoes with velcro fastener for adults. +"If only Krugman's contention about the long standing dominance of ""free market orthodoxy"" were true, maybe we'd all be much richer" +I prevented someone from being raped today I just stopped chasing them. +RT @If_ItAint_B: Message to the homies...dont blow a good girl. Having hoes is childish...in the end they do nothing for you either. +.@mikedevil741 Gotta take the bad w/ the good... +Not gone beat u 2017. And lower ruined for the up coming kids in Columbus we fucked the city up😭😭😭😭😭👌🏾 +I'm going to say UKIP as they seem like at least a small step in the right direction but at the same time i 'm not sure what to make of all the theory 's that they are a distraction party and will just do the same as all the others when they get in ? +a white guy and a black guy were on a bridge . pissing off the ledge ; the white guy says , " man , the water looks pretty murky today ! i 've never seen it that bad ! " the black guy pulls his dick out of the river and says , " sorry . " +ANCYL president welcomes downgrade. Ladies and gentlemen, remember no matter how fucked you think your lives are, you are not Collen Maine. +I'm going to apply to be on the undateables I may not be disabled, but I am certainly undateable, so I deserve to be on the tv and get a qt girlfriend +SINCE GOD CHOSE U2B..HOLY PPL.. U MUST CLOTHE URSELVES WITH TENDER❤ED MERCY KINDNESS HUMILITY GENTLENESS&PATIENCE U MUST MAKE ALLOWANCES4EACHOTHER'S FAULTS&4GIVE THE PERSON THAT OFFENDS U REMEMBER THE LORD 4GAVE U SO U MUST4GIVE OTHERS &THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF CLOTHING U MUST WEAR IS LOVE Co3:13 +How do ISIS kids learn the numbers? They count backwards from ten. +Fucking douche bro. You're a fag +What is Kim Jong-un's favorite basketball team? The rockets +chris brown has one thing going for him : he 'll never be called a one hit wonder . +The MAJORITY are doing all the work. @itZ_sivZ Not sexist, but majority of girls are useless in group projects lol.. MAJORITY +"RT @juiceharris: I hate a ""we're all human/we're all the same/I don't see color"" ass person" +'Tolerance' is a concept invented by cultural marxists to get us to accept that which we know is viscerally wrong. +Losing all chill lately. If I see stupidity, it's an instant unfollow or mute. Especially if it's by another YouTuber +When I started learning about Hitler in school and I was possessed with trying to find out if I was Aryan . +So, even though the study was based upon the differences between every individual , they found enough data to conclude that specific races do indeed have different genetical coding ...... almost by accident . +I would allow them to fall away out of my life and I would never look back . +HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE INSTAGRAM KING @TylerShawMusic I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING AN AMAZING DAY🎉🎉🎉 ilysm ❤❤ +More neurons fire when I compose this sentence than it takes to process "man hit ball into foul zone it no count as third strike" +Give me head an kiss yah nigga u a ill bitch +You can also try this Online Education Directory To find out a good rated online school . +A woman married 25 years who quickly divorced her husband without telling him she had just won the lottery was forced to pay him all of her winnings [x-post /r/TodayILearned] +what do you call a group of gay and autistic year olds laughing at piles of shit ? / r / meanjokes +Out of Pravana blue. Guess I'm stuck with mixing some clear with Special FX Turquoise to layer over existing hair. hmm. This might be good. +@TristenGQAss couldn't help it man. niggas pussy for robbing a chick and shootin her. +I don't get why this sub make so many jokes about children in Africa growing up. They never do anyways. +Words cannot express how much I hate the female gender I hope they all die +There's some good info in the Talk section on Wadhwa's wikipedia page. ^.^ Too bad it didn't make it to the main article. +Maybe not MRA, but there's an easy way to become misogynist. +People:: Where are you from? Me:: New Jersey. People:: No, where are you REALLY from? Me:: I was born and raised in New Jersey. People:: No, but you must be from somewhere else. +Also going to be binge eating Krispy Kreme doughnuts this weekend as it's only a month away from my fruits and veggies only lifestyle. +#Russians (like everyone else) surveils. @HillaryClinton used this fact to accuse @realDonaldTrump. @BarackObama used accusation to surveil. +what did the statistician say to the social justice warrior ? correlation does not imply sexism . +What’s the best part when entering the nursery? Locking the doors afterwards +Chad on the frontpage thinks they let him in because of his genious and not for his genetics +Feminists keep harassing male student about his "privelege" +THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON by Rudyard Kipling Pt 1 It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good, When the Saxon began to hate. +Just a few minutes until this panel starts. Zoe goes last. Making the announcement when she does. Teasers until then. :) +Cool story bro @AHHhaaaHunnie I'm not sexist. .. but I do believe in male and female roles to an extent. .. +So...Latvia banned animals in our ONLY circus here. At the same time, we continue to screw up our CO2 emission things. Great job, gov't! +@FelipeAdanLerma Thanks. I loved the cover when my designer showed it to me. It was exactly what I had been looking for. +What I mean is that they overall were able to take all of it back as well as keep those colonies longer than the Italians . +Reality check: Brexiteers will not get what they wanted because May et al will exploit this situation... +LOL, ok I give up I just had never heard that specific word before and it was n't in my dictionary . +My girlfriend just told me that STD's are a bit like Pokemon You Gotta Catch 'Em All +If you find that you don't have the ability to separate the personal from the discussion of group dynamics, then you should refrain from discussing virtually all political topics. +What do Alabamians call an orgy? A family reunion +Life is just like a pack of m&ms They are all different colours but some like one colour over another +@byamberphillips @cspan @SenSchumer That's because it hasn't happened since then! This is why learn not just repea… https://t.co/xxuWmZZYoi +What's the difference between a baby and a washer? the washer doesn't cry when I put a load into it +"""why do you draw yourself in clothes you don't wear"" have fun looking for cute shit that suits tall n plussize kids *looks @ vk sweaters*" +Why would a ripped and well to do guy like Sodini get rejected.... On the other hand sivkly and drug addicted bums have no problems getting laid? +Why did the vasectomist get kicked out of medical school? He didn’t make the cut +I work with a midget with downs syndrome. She is always 5 minutes late for work. She is always a little tardy. +Lame niggas trash. +If rape by deception is a thing then why isn't being fooled into having sex thinking she isn't ovulating considered rape? +what 's the worst way for a doctor to break the news to someone that they have cancer ? like this : doctor : knock knock patient : who 's there ? doctor : not your white blood cells , that 's for sure ! +"@SmurferMatt ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE WHY THE WHOLE ""AATROX IS JUST THE BLADE"" COMES OFF AS NEW TO ME" +why did the black man walk into a bar ? he forgot he was still in prison . +Just for the record is this the same Journalist that wrote the article a few weeks ago telling us to mongrelise ? +The idea that homeschooled kids do n't get socialized is ludicrous . +If you arent fucking girls right now, on this Saturday night, its over Welcome to the club St. BlackOps2cel bless +What's darker than dark? The color black. (In all seriousness, dark jokes are supposed to be racist, sexist, homophobic and horrible in general. It's the fucking joke, it's because it's horrible that it's funny.) +I've maybe found gambler youtube account the account's name is "yitzhak yuval einzelganger" +Random stranger:: Where are you from? Me:: Wisconsin. RS:: Um, so where are your parents from? Me:: Wisconsin. RS:: No, where is your family really from? Me:: Parts of my family fought and died in the Civil War. We're really from Wisconsin. RS:: Oh, so does your husband make you wear that thing? *points to my hijab*" +I remember the week before the Memorial we'd have a part showing us how to lovebomb visitors. They cannot deny that cult characteristic. +i was raping this girl once and she said " please ! think of my children ! " kinky bitch +I wish I was XXXTANTACION I would be an ethnic manlet but still drown in pussy because I'm a popular (but shitty) rapper with anger and depression issues +Orange and blue do not go together. #CBJ need to keep those guys outta the crease today when Bob is off a bit. +I witnessed 3 different girls hit on my manlet asian friend with baseball bats +During the early punk scene , he was always seen decked out in a Union flag blazer , then all a sudden , an instant nationality transplant . +my sister brought her dogs to my house for the night and i'm fucking pissed because she made me out my cats away so her dogs could be inside +What's harder than nailing 10 babies to a tree? The erection you get from doing it. +Every women is a white knight for chad So stop saying that white knight are only men. +You were bland, @BarackObama. You were boring. You made the news a snoozefest. I MISS THE HELL OUTTA YOU!!! +If I had a time machine I would Give my dad a condom +Memorizing Eminem lyrics isn't a bad thing. Cause one day you'll be at a karaoke party then you'll step up and blow people's fucking minds. +this was the worst night of my life..now into those fucking dizzy feelin +Guy:: God, that's so gay. Me:: :( Guy:: Well, I don't mean it like *that*. I just mean that he's, like, really annoying and stupid. You know, the other meaning. +What a bunch of normie fuck wanks in the comments +Where does a nuclear family live? In Hirsohima, Japan +My 7 year old daughter is keep telling me that she's hungry So I mixed sodium hidroxide into her cereal so she won't become hungry anymore. +what 's a jew 's biggest dilemma ? free ham +"@_LovelyMese @_rosenthaal Oh they deleted the tweet but it said ""bomb the states in red"" and Mississippi was one of wm" +Took him at RB33 in my first draft of the season, so that slapping sound you hear every time a puff piece on him comes out is coming from my neck of the woods +AskCucks-excuse me, Reddit asks women creepy things (sub 8) men do, premium cringe, um, suicide warning too, it's fucking pathetic +No, you don't. Women's self defence courses that don't involve a tazer or firearm are a danger to women. An unarmed woman should always run from a violent man. +BLOCKING & MUTING & CENSORSHIP Only Solves One Purpose It Just Shows How Much Your'e A Coward That You Let Words Triggers Or Upset Your Little Soft Heart If You Can"t Take Some Innocent Trolling Or Flaming Online Then You Need Your WiFi Disconnected +I don’t like holocaust jokes Ann Frank-ly, I won’t stand for them +@b_scheich 👈💦 salute a bad bitch +"""And the same days that I'm happy Is the same days that I'm mad Cause I can't go 24 hours without shit happening to my ass, get high"" <3" +OMG MY FIRST DICTIONARY DEFINITION TROLL <3 <3 <3 +What did the little girl and her dog say to the blond man with the metal arm? Eedd.....waaaarrdddd +As of March 13th , 2014 , the booklet had been downloaded over 18,300 times and counting . +Sally on a swing Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she's got no arms. Why didn't she get up? Because she has no friends. +John Joy Tree , I agree with a lot of what you say but I have a few objections . +Harley Davidsons don't leak oil, they mark their territory. +Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Don't worry neither have they. +All the bitches happy maybe one of his female friends can find him a bitvj +mommy ! where the fuck are my tendies ! nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger +UN troops should be met by US troops, and arrested for invasion, along with shit head rahm +what is the newest game played in the mosques in the world of islam poke imam go ( blow your self up ) +I'm not saying your Mom is a slut But when you were born she slid you in and out a few times +Nice to see you on this board Mo. I posted a thread on this a week or so ago and here it is . +Only anti-vaxxers will get this Measles and Polio edit: misspelled polio cos I had vaccines as a kid +I'm not gonna get my parcels if the delivery people can't get over the fucking bridge!!! #priorities +It ain't nothing to cut that bitch off +ME IN MY ALL MAGNIFICENT ONLY DESERVE A GODESS TO TAKE MY INNOCENCE AS FOR I TRANSCENDED MORTALS LAWS AND MORALS AND ONLY THEN I WILL BE AT PEACE AFTER A DIVINE LOVE , NORMIES BOW BEFORE ME AS YOU ARE ALL SHEEP +Who Makes The Best Jewish Dinners? Hitler. He's an incredible Jewish cook. +Asians are so bad a driving. I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was a complete accident. +James Caan's false claim that the UK was spending £500 million on changing passport colours was retweeted 30000 times.His admission that it was #FakeNews was retweeted 500 times. +"I'd hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the next king of England" +[AskReddit] Do feminists get the irony of saying "not all women" when it comes to false rape accusations? +RT @MissDaniBaby: FUCK ME UP NAOMI!! #WrestleMania +Every time I see this Fucking Moron #AngelaMerkel I am simply amazed at the stupidity of the German people to elect this Idiot.....but then again they probably said the same thing about Americans Electing that damn Negro & Muslim Lover #Obama +#SETH RICH #DWS #STORM #DNC LEAKS inside job..but we all Trump supporters know this..#SETH RICH SPECIALIST ON THE NET....what else did he know..he sent to WikiLeaks..#MAGA 2018 +I would actually go with a bolt action .22 LR with a decent scope . +The Namāz started and everybody started panicking and running around +#GorsuchHearing @FoxNews To Judiciary comittee, I'm still pissed I had to put up w/8 yrs of Obama. Yet, I got over it and moved on. U shld 2 +And it works in our favor the other way too - pushing White people too far so as to cause them to rebel . +Hi I am Dilly and I am the crotchmaster General of Gonadville +All of you need to go onto that comments section and let them know we will not be defamed like that and we have every right to gather in an area . +If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and use a lubricant. +Anyone born to much older than average parents, if so, how do you believe it has impacted your romantic life? +In 1272 the Arabic Muslims invented the condom using goat intestines. In 1873, the brits refined that idea by taking it out of the goat first. +I tried to redpill /r/teenagers but those stupid Normie kids were mean to me, these are the same sociopaths that bullied us kind incels in school and now they are on reddit +"What idiot called it genealogy and not ""getting your roots done""?" +Why do we need to campaign for abortion rights in this country? +I can't even get a gun license to blow my brains out If I applied for one, which I very much want to, my GP would deny it because I've been treated for depression fuck my life +“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing Except at a funeral. +Hey mister mailman, Do you duty! Here comes the lady with the African booty! She can do the pom-poms She can do the splits. Most of all, she can kiss, kiss, kiss! +I know what I just said sounds prejudiced, but I'm really not. +RT @YoungMiddleEric: Y'all niggas ain't no killas y'all niggaz some hoes... +@POTUS Maybe more than apology, you owe Americans, Syrians and Russians an explanation. I'd rather believe a strategy than a mistake! +I'ts #monday over here... where is the #rum! +What does a boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! JK he still hasn't opened his present. +The one thing I can take away from 2 years at lincoln college is that I can now parallel park on any kind of hill x +I don't know how to post photos but one of my favorites is when Indiana Jones pulls out his knife when the Muslim pulls out his whip +she's a hoe, she's a slut, she's a freak. +Wow RT @LenLetaylor yip. I'm not sexist, but I'd like to throttle that woman +What's the difference between a child and a prostitute? You dont have to pay the child +$ACIA And guess what? Shorts don't even know the #business, ask me often what is the P/E? Give them links this and that? do your dirty work. +People are so uncivilized. +First date He: “I work with animals every day!” She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?” He: “I’m a butcher.” +Anyone who kills a member of a boy-band deserves a life sentence for murder and an OBE for services to music. +Has any incel ever managed to hook up with one of these so called "female incels" who lurk here? +RT @HandsomeAssDada: majority of these females yall gassing selling pussy , prostituting , escorting , tricks all that ... don't be fooled … +It wasn't racist against Indians. I'm Indian. I was born in India. +Part 3 - Woman by anthropology showing how different and beautiful Europid woman are Ingeborga Dapkunaite - Baltic Elena Dementieva - East Nordid 　 Anna Kournikova - East Baltic Brigitte Bardot - Sub-Nordid +I know something that will really turn them on and that they will absolutely love and is very useful for shutting them up : +People say "vaccinate your kids". Well I did. Now all of my heroin is gone and one of kids still isn't. +Why is a black man's eyes red after sex? Yours would be too if you had all of that pepper spray in your eyes +★ BEST ASIAN MASSAGE ON THE park slope --TOP RATED SPA ★ 718-622-0221 - 24 http://t.co/iuCRWOfDts +They're not really educated so they don't understand English. +there is this site called FSTDT they copy and paste our posts there and virtue-signal +Zero Gravity Gold Rush Classic ~ Boys - 9th ~ R.I. Magic Black def Middlesex Magic South 64-49 @TourneyMachine +Advertising it gets it out there. Word of mouth that April fools thing slapping Kamen Rider on there to make people talk about it? +A question for every roastie/normie that says personality is what truly matters... Would you date a 5'2 bald Indian janitor? +At 16:57 it's 12.8C, humidity is 83.00%, and pressure is 0hpa. The pi is at 20.72C. The temperature is rising. +What do you think of the movie 40 year old virgin? +When you’re eating out your grandma and you taste horse cum then think to yourself “Oh that’s how she died” +At what moment did you realise you were an incel? +I was fortunate enough to be blessed with Reddish Blond hair . +Absolutely criminal. WWE should be fucking ashamed. FUCK MOJO RAWLEY. Worthless Jobber. WHY THE FUCK WASNT IT BRAAAAAAUNNN!!!!!!!! +Awesome to see that @GarthBrooks now has 7 shows in @KCMO! May 5th with @hildebelcher for my 30th Birthday and our 5th Wedding Anniversary! +Sexist jokes are the best. Everybody know that. Except women, because they don't know anything. +"I thought that I'd been hurt before but no one's ever left me quite this sore your words cut deeper than a knife""" +You know when you wanna tag your friend in a meme but they've already been tagged by someone else 💔💔💔💔 +@salesxpert81 @Grummz @Cernovich A much smaller time scale. 150-200 years instead of millions. That is the alarming… https://t.co/u77hzb6uic +Checked a timeline or two just for verification... I'm glad my code works as well as it does. ;) +regarding incels and violence is it justifiable to some degree? +The reason large white families were encouraged those days was to build up the population of white Germans , which were ravaged by the jewish attacks at them during WW1 and in hyperinflation 1920 's . +I wonder who will be in the #WWE hall of fame in 2018 +Christ did not promote any violence , however mohammed ordered to kill the non believers , which includes us christians and pagans on Stormfront . +Two friends were talking -What you did yesterday? -I fucked you're eight years daughter. -Fuck you man, that's not right. -Your* -Now we're cool. +Do you think the oversaturation of "casual sex" in modern western society has made it harder for people to form serious meaningful relations built on love rather than sex, since it seems everyone focuses on obtaining sex first and then the "love" aspect comes way down the line? +r/dark_jokes is an alternative for you considering the moderation teams libertines recently, I find it sad eto say we shall need an alternative incase of situations like this again, so here you go, enjoy r/dark_jokes +Why can’t retarded kids play tennis? Because they don’t know what LOVE is. +Nurse:: Wow, so are you Indian? Me:: Yea Nurse:: So, you've got a really nice mix going on in there, got anything else in you? Me:: No, I'm just Indian. Nurse:: Omg, I love India! I have this favorite story of these three guys that meet from different castes, you know how the caste system is... In a university health clearance or a job I was just hired for at the clinic. I'm queer man of the South-Asian diaspora.. It made me feel even more objectified than I already was at an office. It made feel like my culture wasn't my own and that I was somehow less than her. +is Shaw having a fucking laugh???dreadful crossing +It's April Fools: I believed one of my bffs that someone I know went to the hospital because of a car accident and I fucking bounced +Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they went through 84 stories in 3 seconds +I truly wish I had the strength to blow my brains out +What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. +What is black and sticks to a tree? A peeping tom after a forest fire +"@LeitungVG For example, Kaguras accent, is just a.. I dunno, she just builds wrong sentences. Like: ""Apple delicious is i say.""" +What was the last thing to go through Christa McAuliffe’s Head? Her Asshole +Is it just me or are most talk show hosts self absorbed hateful douchebags! +"I used to think my parents were weird for watching HGTV. But here I sit watching ""Flip or Flop"" whilst planning my house-flipping career." +It just goes to show that kids have more common sense than many white adults ( sadly. ) +Even if You Somehow get Married and have Kids Your sons will either be pigs or incels, and your daughters will be whores. +We in this bitch!!! http://t.co/jKqld5vodm +Bouta cough up a lung, take this nyquil and get my sick ass to bed +me and Emma are gonna fully be dead after my birthday weekend😅 Oceania friday,Pryzm saturday then Pinks sunday rip our livers😩 +Run it in her pussy like a crash dummy. +Male genital #YeastInfections are less common, and incidences of infection are only a fraction of those in women. +"#HealthWorkers as social justice agents > ""Health professionals who see selves as nonracist can"" -MUST- ""resist role of privelege"" #wcph2017" +type a bitch make u take her on 10 dates, then she give u da pussya and the shit weak. damn. +When YOUR power seems insufficient, GOD'S power takes care of the rest (see 2 Cor. 2:19). #20ways #dreamBIG @JoyceMeyer +Oh, cutie! +What made this niggah say that out his mouth +There was a fucking hair in my frosty from Wendy's. I'm DONE. +Best of luck to the @LJMUEnglish students submitting their dissertations today! I found the binding machine a particularly tricky element... +Not exactly a men's issue but is there something that can be done against this monster? +I need to dust these off and get them back in my work out routine ... it gives you a feeling of purpose to do these , it helps you connect and relate to the folks they 're named in honor of . +WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES OF MEETING MY ESTRANGED FATHER OF 26YRS AT MY FUCKING JOB!?! +Like obvs his media handling has been atrocious but the media has exposed some of the worst of its anti-Labour/left-wing bias over last year +HTGAWM has me so fucking lit bro I'm deadass screaming +Tired of the wack ass niggaz getting recognition, nomore games ! Y'all gonna know my name !! +• Clear pee. • When strangers ask you do you workout. • Attracting fine men/women. • Builds positive mental and emotional health +Studio insiders let slip that in the next Bond film Daniel Craig's prissy little mouth retreats to the exact size and shape of a cat's bum +Ultimately, I think TV and movies have stifled creativity of thought and healthy progression of philosophy and art. +Fucking done with people I need a dog to cuddle asap +@Benny_Balboa lmfaoo yu stupid lha bitch i been knowing you for about 10yrs you never had a hoe...EVER +Wew! @ESAGermany are showing the donation messages on SRC! I've realized that I and the rest of the @OddworldInc ru… https://t.co/5uEKgQkCAc +Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride... just try not to let your ego’s intellect fog your mind with pride, we see farther in the clear. +I'm at EP 8 of 13 reasons why but i have exams so this is fucked up +What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names -Bo Burnham +my boyfriends promposal was the cutest thing on fucking earth +How would the government defeat the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz? Give them syphilis. +These hoes ain't shit I ain't tripping off a Thot... ion like conversation you gone let me fuck or not +I love playing chess with older people. Even if I have to get 32 of them. Also, many of them faint in the middle of the game. +im gonna be sick this is so terrible 11 fuckin years this type of bullshit went on for +1,181 online.. NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT Stop downvoting our own posts you filthy brigaders! +Once u shoot 100 shots at a nigga and miss you a cold gump! DOLPH the king the Memphis @YoungDolph +And said who y'all girlfriends because it ain't us we Joshua girlfriends Everybody in the local&state said you our new girls @CrossXTheLine +The Norwegian government should print several million copies of this book and distribute it free of charge to every adult Norwegian . +FUCK FUVJ EP 12 IS NO LONGER RAW YALL IM SCREAMINF AND ITS 5AM!!!!!! +It's pretty funny that Georgie claims I harassed her. Never talked to her until last night, ignored the smear "article" she wrote. @sakjur +This week's topic is human evolution and migration One theory is Neanderthals went extinct because they didn't divide labor by sex +RT @nrana777: girl logic: "if I say bye I don't actually mean it" then don't fucken say bye you dumb bitch. +@2014samanthaKay good enough fag +Also if I never stream again it's because @Tekedout told me I was a messy person. DEDICATING MY LIFE TO UNPACKING I GUESS. 😭 +Why can't they teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day in India? The camel would get worn out. +What's the best part about dating an anorexic woman? You don't have to take her out to dinner. +What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? His pelvis +So if a game peaks my interest I will prepare for it. I will try and make it fun for everyone. And by that I mean cutting out my swearing! +White woman, especially European woman, are so pretensions and corny, "I'm from a different dimension..." no you aren't you're just a slut. +what s the difference between a nigger and a nickel ? the nickel is worth something . +When I'm in front of my gaming PC or PS4 I usually want to play something epic. The smaller stuff can get overlooked +You call it "mansplaining", I call it "dadvice" +Serious question: Did anyone else as a child hear the term “prima donna” and think it was “pre-Madonna,” as in “in the early stages of becoming the singer Madonna,” and then as an adult realize it basically does mean that? +Race car backwards is ChickenSaladSabdwhich. Damn Life's crazy. +Lmao trifling ass bitch! +Women are like car parking spaces Usually all the good ones are taken so sometimes you just have to stick it in the disabled one +Hmmmmm...hey shithead Democraps...the world didn't come to an end! +What do you call a man with no asshole? Divorced... +this shit is scary and the worst part is we can't just hide under our blankets because this is actually fucking happening +This evening at the restaurant where I work a lucky young woman will taste all the love I put into my work She'll go home satisfied :) +How do you remove black stain from a white park bench? Call the police to have it arrested. +So what happens if women get to be in combat but don't have to sign up for selective service? +Tell them hoes come here , cause it look like they forgot bout me , but the fact that they aint seen me , that should say alot bout me +I've read many post on here saying Israel gives training to US law enforcement . +Encourage Twitter to purge more to speed up its destruction. +Man tells woman he don't want to marry her 'cuz he seen what it did to his parents, but stays with him anyways, and is now pondering how to justify coercing him into marrying her with an ultimatum... the comments are as expected, with a few priceless ones telling her what she is +why did the child drop his ice cream poor kid got hit by a semi +U had Shawn Michaels, Triple H, The Rock, Cena, even AJ Styles would have worked, but Vince chose 5 move idiot Reigns.. #Wrestlemania +What do you do when a suicide hotline disconnects your call? When they hang up, hang yourself +PIG Woman POF Experiment Daily reminder that mutant ugly women have unlimited dating options +/u/ArtisticMetahuman (parody of my name) is creepily obsessed with us lmao +Why doesn’t Micheal J. Fox own an ice cream shop? He can only sell shakes. +Practiced in a fuckin hailstorm today yo ive never been so cold +i hear a sequel to a popular book has been released in florida today ! it is called " shots of gay " . +How do you get a nun pregnant Dress her up as an altar boy +What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA +No I will not be buying guns and bullets . +Whats the difference between a redneck and a cowboy? Cowboys ride horses. Rednecks ride their cousins +RT @sixthpapi: If you ever slept on me, stay sleep hoe. Stay fucking sleep. +I found some chicken bones in my yard. I might have a coon problem. +Y'all crying because you not sexing niggas you like... Y'all sexing cause y'all was hungry and you finally owe +whats brainier than harvard? Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling +If capatist was a person, who would be it's #1 fan? Donald Trump +So I farted in front of my Jewish friend I said “oh my, my bad, but it’s ok, a little gas never hurts anyone.” +What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor. +What are your thoughts on the anime "Welcome To The NHK"? +No woman has ever wanted me No woman has fantasized about being with me, staying in bed and dreaming about being with me +Don't get yourself into trouble for something that is n't worth it . +A Mexican an Arab and a Redneck are in bar. The Mexican drinks down his beer, tosses his glass in the air pulls out his pistol and shoots it out of the air and says, "Glasses are so cheap in Mexico we don't have to drink from the same one twice!" The Arab clearly impressed by this drinks down his beer quickly, tosses his glass in the air pulls out his AK-47 blows it to pieces and says, "Where I come from, we have so much sand to make glasses we don't have to drink from the same one twice either!" The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, chugs down his beer, tosses his glass in the air pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab, catches the glass and asks for a refill and says, "In America, we have so many illegal aliens we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." +..A terrible fruit of electric beauty.. With glasses of tiger and armour.. A checkered shirt and sulfuric moustaches... +What kind of punch can take out 40 first graders? A sandy hook +How do you find a jewish girls phone number? You roll up her sleeve. +I remember my first time having sex. I was so nervous that my hands shook, and my palms were sweaty. Of course, it was the first time I'd held anyone at gunpoint too. +Eldritch and myself went early to the harbour , but all the boats were cancelled on account of rough weather . +*frantically refreshing the results* Bf: what are you doing? Me: trying to make time go faster! #helsinki2017 #WorldFigure +Been dragged & tossed a handful of y'all bitches in the dump . Washed my hands years ago 😁😂🤷🏻‍♀️ +Another sad and terrifying example of how the rape hysteria in America ruins men's lives with zero evidence. +What's past is past. It's what happened from before. Not now. Nothing more but a memory. Sometimes looking back, but no need to turn to it. +What’s the difference between a lobster and the Chinese man who got hit by a car? Ones a crustacean and the others a crushed asian +why is it only taking yall till now to recognize depression? 13 reasons why is fucking scripted. The depression out here is real you phonies +what do you call a man that says " all niggers are thieves " redundant +I'm shocked. It was impossible to predict the guy that said he had proof Obama was born in Kenya would turn out to be a pathological liar. +Some of you all might find it difficult to believe that I'm A Far Right Wing Conservative Republican Atheist whom also has Bisexual tendencies and I will always stand up and if needed will fight for Right Wing Conservative ideas because it's all about common sense and Logic! +What ya'll think of the boring coward heel shit he'd been doing with Jericho +(I was trying to get off a crowded bus.) Cisgender male 1:: Hey, let the man through! Cisgender male 2:: I think it's a chick. Cisgender male 1:: Aw, sorry hen. On a bus in Edinburgh. I was disgusted by the sexism evident in their change of tone, and also completely disheartenned as a transgender MALE. +We knew that report was a lie the entire time . +The Welsh have a wonderful way with words? Are you kidding? [...] No, the only the Welsh have a way with is sheep... + election +And I still hate your ass, But I can't escape your ass +I don’t judge a man by the color of his skin... Just the width of his nostrils. +What does the ‘w’ in Hitler stand for? Wrong. +Why was Johnny sad Because he had a frog stapled to his face +So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.... +NSFW *giving your bf a bj* Him: So good I cant even tell if I actually came. It did feels like I did but like it was like you sucked it right out😍 😂🔋🐰💯 +What's the difference between a German and everyone else? Germans don't care if they leave the oven on. +What is the celebrity term for transgender? Transjenner +We really need to get all these muslims the fuck out of here. +So I don't get that puppy. But the director is apologetic and telling me I can have 50% off any other dog. +#PowerRangers was worth the watch. When remade correctly, the nostalgic moments are appreciated more than usual. +-anything but tbh idk why I did I thought it would change something but it didn't. I also wanna say that if your gonna say something say - +Fun but tiring. We are getting too old for this @EarlSargent . Two more days. Raw then Smackdown. Two more days. +Only Christian North Koreans will get this My coffin is made of oak +The amount of people in this world that will diss you behind your back but praise you in person or online is astonishing. +I Think it's Time to Start Writing My Life Story +We are like a zoo to normies to be laughed at We're like a traveling freak show Why do we allow this? +Oh Lord Please Come Down RT @Carol_Lekay This is one fucked up country!!! +Anyone looking for customized Headers? Dm me! @GridcoreRTs @Relay_RTs @HyperRTs @ShoutGamers @DNR_CREW @NightRTs @YTRetweets @FameRTs +stop killing animals please just stop please forget your tastebuds they are not that fucking important, you're destroying our environment +"@OhThe_CuriosiTY Exactly. The second one explained it. The first one said ""with real gang members"" so what yu talmbout? 🤔" +Fuck the glitchy ass Atheon encounter for real. So bad that I don't even give a shit about the fucking loot anymore. +This information was denied by the protesters in the Administration building . +,@ghostinshell is a disease of a movie and every fucking person involved should be fucking ashamed of themselves. +RT @t_grun: Yeah I checked my connection, I have fucking wifi. Did you check if you were being a lil bitch nigga? http://t.co/0kvF0REwjd +My wife cries when our dog is in heat But how else are you supposed to cook roast chihuahua? +zpridez NO big deal , I got your drift.IMO If these bellyaching Black peoples et al continue to negate/or ignore the present ' Products of Progress ' within society we 're all doomed . +Madison Bumgarner looks different. Even for him. Its hard to imagine he's really getting better. #SFGiants +deadass y'all sleep on him for no reason he's a talented lil bean who deserves the world and everything it has to offer +If you're not feeding me, fucking me, or financing me, don't worry about wtf I'm doing. +sometimes i can be a fucking airhead, so tie me to your fingertip so i don't float away +"RT @nervousrocket: I like bees, but not like, ""look at me, I'm going to marry this fucking beehive.""" +I'm taking the shuttle to Woodward cause I don't feel like walking in the rain and I don't even feel bad. +Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is +"why is honey so fucking disgusting why do people eat it like everytime i feel tempted to try it again like ""maybe last time it was just bad""" +Wealthy white Dems sending out vacation pics from the protected resorts they go to is how they stand with the poor people they exploit around the world.. apparently. +I think I hate women: what should I do? +What do you call a gay brain dead person? A tomato +Snapchat, just pure fun that not all of us really want, so, some people don't sign up into Snapchat, but it's pure fun that Snapchat does +You think "that guy probably browses MFA"? You can buy nearly every item on that list from jcrew. [...] Those items have been classics since before MFA ever existed, and have been covered in countless other magazines, books, blogs, and other forums for YEARS +Three black guys walk up to the gates of heaven +I hate when a bitch can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN..... +"remembering when the first reactions Both shooked when we called him from the gate, his expression like ""I never thought I have a fans"" lmao" +why are there so many sperm banks in west virginia ? ask the sisters and cousins +two arabs two arabs sit in the gaza strip , enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk . one takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures . - " this is my oldest son . he 's a martyr . this here is my second son . he 's also a martyr ! " - the second arab nods , “ they blow up so fast , do n't they ? " +Don't you think it would be better if gay people adopted the older kids that nobody else wants, leaving the babies for normal people? +Being tickled is like being raped, except one forces you to laugh. +a woman answers the phone and hears some heavy breathing , when a voice whispers . " do you have you a tight bald cunt ? " the woman replies , " hang on and i 'll get him , he 's on the couch watching tv . " +Surely at this point you had a duty to call him out amongst all the other guests for that vile remark ?! +No girl will ever love you and your subhumanity Either deal with it or kill yourself tbh +If Steven Hawking has bought KFC... ... would he have changed the slogan to “shoulder-licking good”? +Don't be afraid to punch an orphan What are they going to do? Tell their parents? +My basement is giving me COD multiplayer lobby vibes. I mean they both had pissed off twelve year olds cussing at me just because I'm a level above them. +Hunter Hearst Hotrod is a fucking snitch, ACAB, go seth rollins #Wrestlemania +WE WILL GET NEW PHOTOS OF THEM,,, BEING TOGETHER,,,NOT ON SET,,, IN FANCY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP SIGN ME THE FUCK UP +Even if the scans are dirty from the lab would it be so hard for you to bring it into Photoshop and clone out the dirty spots? +I don't think this is adultist". I work with teens. They don't know shit. That's why people like me are paid with work with them" and "Adultist isn't a thing." +Want to hear a dry joke? Houston. Oh wait lol +why could n't les harvey have a good concert ? because he was a bad conductor . +why shouldn't have people waved their arms out of the second tower? because it attracted the second plane. +Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? everywhere +A beautiful and very proper Czech Christmas song featuring the great Marta Kubisova who was silenced for standing up to communists in 1971 . +Stealthy ways to get back at women * Catfish them and never show up * sneak into female toilets and put superglue on toilet seat * make a fake chad profile on social media and ask if shes gained weight * sit next to them on the bus/train , especially when it is empty Anyone wanna add to this? +what is hitler 's favorite pókemon ? koffing +Mmmm get around other people and can't get a text back 😴✌🏽 so is that what we're doing now 😳🤔 acting like we didn't messages come thru +What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? Soap doesn't turn to ashes in a couple of minutes. +I'm shy to take mirror pics at school so I hate when I'm trying to take one and bitches come in 😤 +STOP WITH THE NASTY VISUALS YOU’RE FUCKING WITH ME NOT ORTON #wrestlemania33 +Is there any good White pride music that is n't just annoying screaming and bad metal ? +what was omar mateen 's favourite drink ? fruit shoot . +Not that the Clinton Foundation shouldn't be investigated, but it's not surprising that it appears in the news just as a bombshell book on Trump's incompetence (which reinforce's Bannon's view that the President is a do-nothing fool) hits the book stands. +My room is: CO2: 472ppm Pressure: 1021.35hPa Temperature: 20.19°C Humidity: 44.47% Luminosity: 286Lux 2017/04/03-09:37:27 +The gym seems just as shitty as the mentally ill white guy. Who let's their students start beating someone after the bell then chase them around the gym throwing kicks. Also choking him out while they yell to let go... Shame +When a goal matters enough to a person, that person will find a way to accomplish what at first seemed impossible. - Nido Qubein +Well that cozy little fireside chat just got me all toasty inside :) +what does fila stand for ? forever i love arabs +My son saw an NSFW post on reddit the other day. I’m so disappointed He couldn’t even recognise his own mother in the photo +No, no, I'm looking for a book for a little GIRL. +@ogcoffeequeen1 @ROF_Josh @ringoffireradio Again, personal insults will only show how intolerant & unloving U R 2 o… https://t.co/RxaT6Ks0LH +Feminists to their Hollywood, MSM, & Political Male Feminist Supporters +I posted a thread in Stormfront Ireland the week before about english hooligans slashing an Irish mans throat , the thread dissappeared without explanation . +More retarded than dark: Australians don't fuck, they mate Russians don't mate, they rape Jamaicans don't rape, they vape Blacks don't vape, they escape The Africans don't escape, they ape. +Regardless of weather predictions people are not being well served by local or mass national news media, best gift you can give to your love ones is a survivor crash course. +.@St1bs @davidclewis ur heart is in the right place but Islam makes human quality of life signifcantly worse everywhere it goes.Indisputable +I love hanging with Jamal Gotta love a good lynching +April 3, 2017 0814, & I'm officially sick of these niggas for the rest of 2017 🙄😒 +i had a great time with my girlfriend last night the only problem was that when we finished she yelled "I'M TELLING MOM" &#x200B; what youngsters won't do these days am i right? +"😅❤️~ ""heeeeyyyy stinkkkkk"" (your voice) bitch i fucking hate you😩❤ but it's rl anything for you!" +I do n't know ... if afrocant 's do n't slather their skin several times a day with cocoa butter lotion it takes on a definite crocodilian appearance . +#WallofSport News: Atletico Madrid's Antoine Griezmann growing tired of transfer speculation https://t.co/xQBUmHlXhZ +I don't believe in racism... Because racism's a crime and crime's for colored people +Hindus only see one Problem Islamic Jihad ! Hindus fail to understand agenda of Christian Missionaries they are destroying families +Why do sluts try to act like they not sluts 🤔 if you hoe around you hoe around o well 🤷🏾‍♂️ but don't fucking act like you a Saint 😴😴😴 +personally , i think [ removed ] +Abortion... It really brings out the kid in you +Ahhhh! @OfficialJackson's getting into the @CountryMusicHoF! https://t.co/pwWIcHmSSL https://t.co/KmiSMeW3J9 +laughter is the best medicine that 's why i laugh at african children with zika +What's your reaction when you see the person you like tweet they haven't met the person they're gonna marry yet? 🌚 +9 out of 10 doctors recommend that you drink water instead of soda. The other doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. +I got banned for saying this joke about 911 but im sorry but nsfw Who are the fastest readers, 911 victims they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds +Saturday Night Live Pushing Strawman Definition of Feminism in Lecture to Audience +Studies show 80% of youth suicides are committed by males. Scientific proof that young men are not afraid of commitment. +.@rawobjectivism @robscragga @BlackOpal80 "Google Christina Hoff Sommers Wage Gap or Pay Gap" She uses real facts, not anecdotes. #EqualPay +Ok had a "few" brews.It is almost 10:30pm here.Time to go outside & open fire on my favorite oak tree.......Don't worry.It is a huge tree & it lets me know how much it enjoys it.. ;) I love seeing muzzle blast at night. +32% increase in 2016-17 in the no of apps recd in the IPO as ISA under the PCT. 88% search report estblshd and transmitted to WIPO in time +I call it the Women who nobody wants to grab by the pussy march. +What was the last announcement on American Airlines flight 11? "Cabin crew prepare for ending." +man it feels great to be able to have my windows open again *loud cat screeching in the distance* and that's why i have headphones :') +@kay_laa_laa if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Gratata swag bitch 😎 +what do you call a woman who knows where . . er husband is every night ? a widow . _ credit : r / sickipedia +What's Hitler's Favorite Breakfast? Reich krispies and (concentrated) orange jews /u/Zaknelson4 for the concentrated part Also, /u/GoldenPiggiez suggested Luftwaffles. +i feel like going on vocation i hear brussels is a blast right now +The owner of a water park killed himself. It was a suislide +A pedophile and rapist walk into a bar The bartender asks"what can i get for you, father" +what is michael j. fox called in saudi arabia ? sheikh +Women need to stop being called "girls," shit. @HussMiawad Girls need reassurance not real men. I'm not sexist just practical and observant +While whale watching on a touristy boat in Maine, we were having trouble getting close to a whale who kept diving farther away from us. I was standing at the very front of the boat and overheard this exchange between two strangers:: Man #1:: The whale keeps diving away from us and getting farther out. (laughs) It probably thinks we want to mate with it. Man #2:: It's definitely a female whale, then. It's like, "Get away from me, please, get away from me!" (They both laugh and Man #2 continues to say things such as, ""Get away from me! Stop coming close!"" in a high pitched, feminine voice) I am a 20-year-old sexual assault survivor. I felt shocked, worthless, depressed. +Reason for incels to live #1 You never have to deal with finding out someone is a dirty tranny after you put your cock in their inside out wiener +do you know what the " inri " stands for above jesus on the crucifix ? i 'm nailed right in . +having a whore mother sucks ruined the whole family dynamic +The love of money is the root of all evil. The lack of money is the root of all evil. ― Robert T. Kiyosaki #quote +Throwing books out. I think they are breeding when my back is turned, especially the ones on cake decorating. +I know we have to be polite , but come on , we do n't have to lie ... +Why is the steering wheel from black people cars small? So they can drive with handcuffs. +OK SO SO FAR IM IN THE CLEAR FOR SEEING NSP BUT I JUST NEED TO TELL MY MOM AND GET SOME DATES STRAIGHT +I walked into fucking class and mr. yi was blasting ymca i want to die everyone was looking at me while walking in https://t.co/6YWyi5RIQo +Why is cocaine white? Because it actually works. +Seriously don't mess with Disney, Mickey himself will personally visit you and f*ck you right up, he owns everyone and everything now. +All it takes is one slut testing me for me to realize how truly crazy I am over you. +This morning I was interviewed by a Sarah Storey for Liverpool Radio! I'll be attending Ladies Day & the #GWSummit2017 @AintreeRaces on Fri! +I just wanted to take a second here and say something positive about the gay community HIV +people who say white people ca n't jump . people who say white people ca n't jump clearly have n't seen / footage . +I can't get out of bed today What can I do brocels? +How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black +walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot like mf i was gonna eat that later but now it's gonna taste like carrot 😡😡😡 credit r/blackpeopletwitter +I like my women how I like my meat Beaten every single time of the day +I hate getting Amber alerts on my phone What do they want me to do about it, turn around and give the kid back? +My girlfriend said something today that made me think, if she is too old for me. Is it bad if she got her first period? +I smoked so much once my lungs decided to imitate the twin towers on 9/11 Except only one collapsed and people actually cared +#LestWeForget rapist @GeorgeTakei wails about WWII internment, not 1 thank you 4 WWI vets today +Having sex with German girls is horrible They don’t stop yelling their age... +Montana, Wisconsin, Maine, New Hampshire, North AND South Dakota, Wyoming. All places you can move an ex-hoe to and be happy. +What are the two best parts of Summer Vacation? Three months & no shootings. +Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her dad? Didn't you read the fuckin title she had no arms +I ordered 8 chocolate chip cookies & this bitch gave me fries smh , I couldn't even take the shit back because I was gon be late for work +Also Today Jason Decided To Not Use The Power Of Veto Keeping Alex's Nominations The Same With Jessica And Dominique Eligible To Be Evicted This Thursday #BB19 +What's the difference between a Tide pod and a candy? one is sweet, full of colors and childs love it, and the other develop dental caries +I see all these bitches going to bdubs and I want to go so bad +Maybe the Centre spent all their money buying Nogger Black ice cream to keep people away from seeing this awful racist product 100 +@SchofieldStormy bitch. I didn't steal the fucking phone. Get a life. Leave me alone +Donahue gives up a solo homer to Dodge to make it 6-5. That's all Medford gets. To the bottom of the third. +Guys, how can you tell if a woman is pregnant? If she cries for an hour after you punch her in the womb area. +I asked my Muslim friend if there are any bars he's allowed to go to He said only the ALL HO own an AK BAR and then he randomly blew up +I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile... The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box... +What does a woman and a bar have in common? Liq-her in the front and poke-her in the back! +What’s the weakest thing on Earth? A white man’s ego when he sees me with a white girl. Edit: someone just told me I had a 2 inch dick and that I should fuck off back to China. +Paige is done as a wrestler #WWE Her neck injury is like when Edge had to quit. +how do you make a little girl cry twice ? fuck her and wipe the blood on her teddybear . +RT @LOHANTHONY: i'd never send my kids to private school because then they would never experience ghetto public school fights +Chad kills her first baby and then she marries him to have another kid while he is on trial. +@penfoldholes I thought the team all look badly short of confidence, desperately need to put a run together now +How manny babies does it take to change a lightbulb ? More than 10 because my basement is still dark. +When he gets out he 'll have more support than ever . +RT! COMMENCE CARPET BOMBING! All #Iraq soldiers in this video http://t.co/7oLD2eDB1R executed by Jihadis from #Tunis http://t.co/02E1cEOE3z” +RT @mr_kay_bee: How I look at the TL whenever I see bb Naija tweets. Can this show just end already. Fucking rubbish https://t.co/cfxXN5RZuF +What’s an Africain kids favourite Youtuber H20Delirious +And just as I suspected, turns out the church shooting was about a guy pissed at his ex wife and mother in law. +RT @HG_Shit: @1BookieG aye g.. I fucked yo bitch again by mistake.. +Women do hit the wall buts its in their sixties They live life on god mode till then +Can y'all stop putn lil 3-4 months old babies in them lil dumb ass umbrella strollers 🙄🙄 yall erks me 😒 +wonderful. So just like the UK. +RT @jinjjarevil: yoongi stans are fucking savage https://t.co/KNQNAwpiAF +Alright @Shoshannah7, as I drink my coffee from my #SPN sign language mug...any ideas on how best to celebrate a birthday today? +Definitive proof Muslims did big bang. It was an.... explosion +RT @xsamanthaelaine: 1 good girl is worth 1,000 bitches & people still fail to realize that +RT @1800BUDDHA: This why I fucking hate group projects https://t.co/OidHEt3hwF +Why can you make fun of people in wheelchairs? Because they never standup for themselves! +Which song starts playing after a black man dives into the pool? Another one bites the dust. +what does a hillbilly day when she loses her virginity stop dad you're crushing my cigarettes +Hey, @emtothea , I just wanted to say that your tweets always manage to improve my day! Thanks for being awesome! +Two week gaf ban for shouting down people equating Rachel Dolezal with people who're transgender. Worth it. +I wonder if Eskimo's clog up their friend's news feeds with statuses and pictures of dry patches. +Will that perverted piece of shit have an internet connection in Club Fed? +if they ban your account on board all you have to do is clear your internets temp files and history folder and you can sign up again. just a press of a button , no need for a proxy +Leaning in isn't a bad solution. It's just not the *only* solution. It's expecting women to solve all the problems. +My grandpa died in Aushwitz He fell off the guard tower while laughing +What is different about Madrid this season? We find a way to win / not lose no matter how bad we've are +I want to make a religious porno about period sex . I'll call it hoesus parts the red "C" +Whats the difference between a washing machine and a 6 year old girl? With a washing machine you have to take the previous load out before you put a new one in +How do you apologise to the whole world? Nigga? +I miss my monkey 😕 +Where do you find a paralysed person? Where you left them. +what 's the hardest part about baking the vegetable ? fitting the wheelchair into the oven . +What the Bible has to say about Men's Right to not be Mentally Abused by Women. +When I found out that men get paid £60 every time they donate their sperm, it made me angry to think about all that money I've let slip through my fingers. +Twoxcunt provides proof manlets are eternally fucked and should never associate with pos tallfags +If white ppl are still using biracials as the better option than black ppl or what y'all call yall selves brown ppl u should know the game +Life will fuck you over in the most inconvenient way and then expect you to pick up the pieces on your own. +What’s it called when a black guy nuts and the condom rips? A jailbreak. +I've said all there is to be said on your ignorance and with that ; The village idiot , will always be , the village idiot . +Humza's answers will be coming via @DXAgents. Thanks for joining us, Humza, + giving us your perspective on Canadian CIOs! #dxagentstalk +I feel sorry for mexican and Asian niggas, they got the worse shaped bitches on earth. +I like my chicken like i like my ladies Dead and stuffed in my freezer +What's the best part of sex with a five year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand +John Cena is such a Chad I can't believe what he did to that poor cucked faggot Zack Ryder +Jericho about to put a savage beating on stupid idiot Kevin Owens. #WrestleMania +It's tough deciding how much of my personal story to relate when giving a short keynote about the present state of anti-harassment efforts. +it's supposed to snow thursday? is this a fucking joke? +a third-degree felony count of conspiracy to risk a catastrophe +Isn't it ironic... ...that blacks are obsessed with getting whips and chains? +Is it safe to resubscribe yet? Black. +What do freshly pregnant teenagers and their babies share? They both think, ”Mom’s probably going to kill me” +uni is HELL i wanna go home and just ldar +This is really not European news , but everybody should know that after years of Lebanese and other arabs intimmidating white women on Cronulla beach and after the cowardly attack on two white life-savers ( !! ) the Lebanese got theirs yesterday . +Your life is a study of extremes today. On one hand, you're in... More for Virgo https://t.co/kGlDXC4a5v +america has a problem with racism there 's not enough of it +Dreams. Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tortured by this dream, but the dream gives meaning to his life. +guys i'm at a school play and one of my friends looks so hot but he's a boy and also gay this is. a crisis +"the sbux lady saw a pic i took of their wall on my phone and goes ""seriously how did they do that"" and i said ""ya i know it was me""😂" +Attractive/Muscular men that date fat chicks should be shot Like, I'm sorry, but, they're validation caused the incel epidemic +To all those whores from r/AskWomen I hope you all choke to death on Chad's massive cock. +i think pregnancy testing kits are brilliant . i wish more of the important questions in the world could be answered just by pissing on them . +What's worse than raping a deaf girl? Breaking her fingers afterwards so she can't tell anyone. +i asked my mom to take me to vegas to meet kylie and she said YES, buts it's the day before our party :(( +The average conservacuck: "The Jews are just regular people like us & you should quit making everything about them" Nazi: criticize unconditional support for Israel Conservacuck: goes on for an entire day about the importance of muh greatest ally ever but can't name a single thing they help us with +For many of us, our job is part of who we are because we've had to fight so hard to get where we are. +What do you call a wife-beating dictator? Hither. +It is a *really bad thing* that now I know blackmilk swims fit well and are super comfy. Really, really bad. +So I just realised there are two exact same locations in PUBG Shooting range and School +Antifa claims they are the anti-fascists, that they hate fascists.... Well then they must hate themselves because they're fascists! +Declaring war on the innocent White Population of any nation could easily be justified by anyone who was not a White Nationalist . +RT @HYPEBEASTAUSTIN: “@ViriDoesItt: Last night was cool until niggas was more worried bout us than bitches..”it's like that all the time. +more browner = more worser except when it comes to the Kikes they're worstest +All of these victims can be found here on STORMFRONT . +what do you call a fat woman with a rape wistle? optimistic +After RBI here comes the meek surrender of ECI. The credibility of important, impartial institutions falling one by one. #NewLowsOfNewIndia +whys everyone mad at me for fucking ONE handi cap girl? +Nowadays, I have sex every single day Just one of the benefits of working at the animal shelter +No, I like that you're bi. It's hot! +"I don't jump down ppls throats every time someone says ""crazy"" or w/e but when the joke is literally just ""haha mental illness""? Fuck you." +RT @MichaelArenella: Shy girls are cute +Straight white male:: I really don't mind that there aren't many black people on this campus. I'm not really attracted to black girls. Gay white male:: I agree. +How do you say "be careful" in french? "Is that a truck?" +🖕🏾✌🏽-don't do that to me I love you I'm going make it up to you I promise but you already know love is love over here and always will b💪🏽💕 +Just wanted to say welcome to the Winterhawks fam @ClayHanus! Excited to see you on the ice here in Portland here the very near future! +Why do pedos like playing the piano? They like fingering A Minor. +Shaking cool, ifw it and all but I'm so tired of seeing girls do nothing but shake they ass. Like post what book you reading or something. +Gay Freezer What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you jerk the meat out of it. +This isn't work-related, but just an FYI since I know you are interested in 'women's issues.' +Race-consciousness and the determination to preserve our own is part of our nature , being in essence a defining feature of the Aryan spirit . +I hate my darling child noah because now I'm plagued by thoughts of severian on a fuck machine and I FUCKING DIED OUT OF FOOLISHNESS +Black people are contributors to the society. If someones locks this then they have the BIG GAY +@GovMikeHuckabee Thank Goodness most of us love your Tweets. I think you are honest and definitely funny. +What's 35 foot long and smells like piss? Line dancing at the senior citizens home. +Why don’t you ever see a disabled black person? Because you throw away all the burnt vegetables! +If Putin picked out a reality TV star and colluded with him to take the American presidency with the entire federal spy apparatus watching the whole time and yet left no evidence whatsoever, maybe we should just congratulate him and let him build that wall along the Mexican border he wanted so much +I knew that we would find out that it was the ' new Irish ' cultural enrichers behind this when I read the story yesterday ! +A family is in a car accident Only the six year old boy can escape before the car falls off the cliff, orphaning him instantly. Shortly after, another car approaches and a man gets out. "What's wrong, bud?" The man asks. The boy replies "my mommy and daddy just fell off the cliff in that car," tears in his eyes. "Well, today is just not your day," says the man as he undoes his belt. +Need help writing a paper I’m writing a paper for my journalism class and it’s a character profile on a newsworthy person.I’d like it to be on a semi-famous mra.I haven’t had luck getting some to respond to me.any ideas? +cnn.com/2017/10/18/us/maryland-harford-county-shooting/index.html … These elevated shootings are very suspicious and aimed to strip Americans from their #2A right to bear arms! +The mass killing of jews should be partly Britain 's fault but the western zionist world wants people to forget about Britain 's imperial past and lay the blame on white nordic nazi Germany . +I'm tempted to post a rly embarrassing video I took at the concert where I scream like an idiot sjdjsjf +I was reading a news Paper Today and there was a Picture On the Front Page Russian Youth causing the Destruction while Kyrgiz are staring at them +What do you call a black guy with Parkinson’s? Chocolate shake +Only a f' n jew would have the nerve to hide away in a black country , a fugitive from US law , while making campaign promises at the same time as suing the company he defrauded . +Lessons from Gilmore Girls season 1: tell an adult if you're being sexually harassed and bullied at school, Christ +Temperature: 47.8°F | Humidity: 60% | Pressure: 29.85in (Rising) | Conditions: Overcast | Wind Direction: NNE | Wind Speed: 17.0mph +Im so incredibly depressed and still have to work tomorrow This is absolutely soul crushing tbh +It's funny how smiling gives people good vibes when we're literally exposing our inner flesh and skeleton. +Swear to god this kids that cry bitch and complain all the time are so annoying. This dude swears he is depressed +How do I think Black Panther could of been better? They should of pushed its release date to 3/5 +Hi @Harry_Styles i'm so in love with #SignOfTheTimes its such a great song, I'm SO proud of you. if you see this, please follow me? x240.553 +I want to thank you for responding to my thread . +Slavery shouldn't exist +What did OJ Simpson say to his girlfreind when he got out of jail? Nothing. +Yet another reason to never get married: Wife leaves guy, now HE has to leave his house and sell all his PC stuff. +Im in so much pain from inceldom I just feel horrific every second of everyday, someone just end it for me jesus +Nikolas Cruz over here beating Al Capones high score for Valentine’s Day Massacre +And these words of wisdom come from a man that thinks another mans anus as well as his own was made to be used as a vagina : +what’s red, six inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when i give it to her for dinner? her miscarriage. +Who’s the best left back in the world? Madeleine McCann when she got left back in Portugal +what 's the difference between a gas tank and a gas chamber ? you do n't fill a gas tank with jews . +"@gregorg ""What I do isn’t art. It’s recording something through the optics of art as a lens."" JUST END THIS FUCKING WORD JERKOFF ALREADY." +@overkillsow Yeah its a real feels bad but hey..thats what happens when you have a bunch of stupid people complain… https://t.co/io9lukjcrd +What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The live one in the middle eating its way out... +Anyone against the strikes on Syria, Get your heads out of your asses and wake the fuck up! What they did can't be allowed. This was needed! +Seriously, I would totally date you if you were skinny! +Pretty Little Liars is ending in a few weeks. What in A's name am I supposed to do with my life #EverythingSucksChrisHelp +The thing is you may base your beliefs on claims and assertions , but nowadays Oxford University Professors tend to base their findings on many years of dedicated research . +dog I just wanna hear dolph 😭 do you fucking mind? +Are girlfriends even a real thing or are they just a huge normie scheme to make incels feel bad so they can laugh at us? +The three pills in politics Blue pill = vote for Hillary Red pill = vote for Trump Black pill = civilization is going to shit either way, just launch those nuclear missiles already fam +Paul also has a daily radio program throughout the week on White Pride radio | The Voice of the White Resistance ! called ' The Fightin ' Side Of Me ' . +pay back a bitch aint it +How do you really kill 2 birds with one stone? Shoot a pregnant lady. +Helen Keller fell a well And she screamed and screamed and screamed until her hands hurt. +bitches be blocking me on they nigga page, i promise i don't want yo ugly ass nigga. +It's no surprise Irish girls would do that . +"@addy_rae1 You mean notes as in Yuu hanging up signs from his window? 👀👀👀 he would say some dorky shit like ""hope uve been resting well""" +Disappointed by the show "kids baking championship" I thought it would be about kids getting naked and getting in the oven +if there was anyone left alive in that nightclub , they likely got out in a hurry . the gays generally like to have their shit packed . +I wasn't sure if you were Oriental because your last name is Wong, but your first name is English. +you 'd think black people would like harambe memes white people are finally talking about the " unjust " killing of a black man . edit : quotes +This @PressSec press briefing is making Spicer talk faster and faster saying less and less that makes sense. +Women want us to be submissive Just a reminder that women want those with defective faces to be shy/introverted so that they can easily pick out the chads to fuck +Also not a great time to date or engage in new romantic relationships. Hold your itch for two more weeks and then you can go ham +#Technology Hola, fam...just checking out the Christmas present my brother got me...Raspberry Pi3...had some issues at first, but now the thing is just screaming along :) +Abortion Abortion is a difficult topic for me On the one hand I support it because it kills children. On the other hand, it give a woman a choice +My mother always used to tell me "I wish you were more like your brother", strangely she would tell me brother the same thing. It turns out that that she had a miscarriage. +Women are like parking spaces The good ones are always taken, so sometimes you need to fling it in a disabled one. +What’s the fastest way to make a human pyramid? Stick a loaf of bread to the ceiling in Ethiopia +Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you'd like, a little bit of consensual sex. +holy books holy books christians : the bible muslims : the qur'an americans : the menu niggers : the jungle book +If Anne-Frank would be in Pokemon... I bet she was Ash Ketchum +I wouldn't be where I was at if I didn't fucking trap +Mensrights sub is likely to be banned, eventually... +why do n't niggers dream ? because the last one was shot . +"Huck's ""girlfriend"" is the perfect rouge agent. She looks so regular - just blends in. She looks unassuming AF #Scandal" +@BloodlustMoon Worked. When blood enter his mouth, soul starts to suck on her wound as he than slowly moved his hea… https://t.co/BuByna6HbG +Someone explain the rules of the game to the ref cause he hasn't got a fucking clue! +its opposite day in america ! black people are shooting police ! +I’m not a lady I’m a fucking legend so it’s about time I assumed responsibility for these people that all have a dash of mrs. Hilly in them +Stop calling it a terror attack, lone lunatic. +"andrea bruce...fotografin, die 7 jahre im irak und 3 jahre in afghanistan lebte: ""i try to open the eyes of the people a little bit more..." +I dog hoes not one but all hoes +he told me to start studying german in the summer, reassuring me that its not too hard and that it's similar to arabic +Oh, I forgot to say where I lived . +How do you starve a black man Hide his food stamps under his work boots +@Tamela_X But a wannabe ghetto white girl will deal with an unaccomplished black man for more than sex. +God my tweets are so ghetto +Banished is way too addictive. Where did my night go? +"""There is no reason for this many people to die of overdose...this does no have to be the new normal."" Jordan Westfall at #candrugforum" +Thank you and this is video I 've made for all of us after I made those for each ethnics : Sons of Europe - Legacy - YouTube Only Unity +Either that guy doesn't really care about his religion, or he's just dating her for sex. +Who are the jackasses that are voting for Moulin Rouge over #ToDieFor what is wrong with you? Support #ToDieFor!! #KidmanWorldCup +Being teetotal in modern society is a social death sentence Thanks alcoholic parents and drug addicted bullies, you've made me into a well adjusted member of this rotten, infantile and degenerate society. +I heard about that Orlando standoff, and at least there was one good thing about it. It wasn’t at a school. +White women are incapable of loving black, Asian, and Indian men This is an irrefutable fact +Standing alone with #integrity and #perpetually permeating #awareness is far more superior... https://t.co/VJXI9kWFgq +Don’t say you’ve beaten cancer Until you’ve abused children’s hospital patients. +I got the book in a box with others for $ 1.00 I never knew anything about free masons until I read this book . +@AnikChocolaty BECAUSE BEYONCÉ HAS BEEN IN THE GAME FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW!! HOW LOBG HAS THAT RAT? BITCH THAT WAS… https://t.co/duyIU8vmWX +INCELISTAN IS CLOSING ITS GATES A CALL TO ALL SENSITIVE INCELS TO HIDE IN SAFE THREADS AN INCELKIGHT IS COMING TO ESCORT YOU +What is a pregnant woman to a cannibal? A kinder surprise egg. +What do black people and drugs have in common? They're illegal to buy and sell but they make you feel happy. +I once stopped a woman from being raped How I did it? I stopped following her +I wanna be fucked ! Click,don't be shy- https://t.co/BCFUjU7YRm https://t.co/2vcv6mvOJO +Nah, it's just a question and nothing more, but it seems you're taking it very serious and reading more into it than what is really there. Maybe he truly over purchased and shot himself in the foot. [...] Maybe ask first before you resort to calling people names. +Yup this is my point exactly. Family is one thing. [...] Then in the last week she springs the fact she isn't seeing it with her anymore. +Every time I quit thinking about what a fucking traitor John McCain is - they mention his name on 📺He needs to take his brain tumor, go find Jane Fonda, head to the jungle and they need to get slowly choked to death and eaten by an anaconda! +Anyone have a link to watch the Rousey / Correia fight online ? +"Asshat @realDonaldTrump VIDEOTAPED Syria speech & they still didn't edit out that awkward and rediculous ""Godbless the rest of the world""?" +It's probably a combination of the sexual tastes of homosexuals ( toward the adolescent ) in the agency , and the racial agenda of liberals in the agency . +Eating alone in public hurts Reminds me of high school all over again +He has existed our wives, ravaged our daughters, burned our proletarians, and destroyed the prostitutes of our wives. +My kid once asked me, ''Which colour do I like the most''. I said ''definitely not black,you adopted minority piece of sugary goodness''. +Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the people that can run, swim or jump are already in the US. +Our enemy literally has control of the entire university research system & uses it to psychoanalyse the population, then apply strategies in the media & entertainment (which they control) to manipulate us en masse to accept our own destruction. +What's the Difference Between Gangsters and Slaves? Gangsters like it when you put chains on them. +Fuck GoT More normie trash that normies like to think they so superior for watching and to discuss it with other normies +My phone is so fucked it crashes when I try to delete 2 pictures at once +It's all set up for us to get promoted at Ipswich away. Can't fucking wait. +"@realDonaldTrump remember when #mikeflynn quoted ""no one is too big to Jail""? #karma has a sense of humor! #lockhimup #trumprussia" +RT @scressful: @DFkinLopes LMfAOOO this bitch tongue longer than some niggas dicks +wth so what happened to clay, tony and ect?? fucking cliffhanger k bye +It's hilarious to me how many men who play video games for a living have the nerve to say women aren't suited to math or science. +You know what the best way is to get a bitch to lick ur cock It’s to put peanut butter on it and promise her a walk after +What's wrong with a Cadillac with 5 black people going over a cliff? A Cadillac can seat 6. +What’s the difference between an unborn fetus and a bowl of oatmeal Oatmeal isn’t crunchy when you eat it +I saw a black person on a bike yesterday I thought it was mine so I checked my garage but mine was chained up asking for food +Hi, new to the site , saw your message , i live in Aurora and would like to meet some good ppl here , Brian +I like my sex how i like my shooting victims... Underage and dead +Seriously, there is nothing wrong with Euthanasia I don't remember Jesus trying to nail himself on that cross. +Had to post this before someone beat me to it. +A refreshing defence of due process in regards to rape allegations +Whos more confused about the situation more than me? The african niggers that dont know how to read +Did you know Auschwitz was split in two sections Smoking and non-smoking +How my inceldom started... Puberty -> mother's genes kick in -> recessedchin.jpg +The moderators are doing a great job The sub is still not banned or quarantined but, at the same time, most posts are pretty red-pilled about women. +Guess what happened in Las Vegas last night? They danced till they were dead. +Greasy food is suppose to be drank with a cold ass soda +Lame as hell don't send me no kissy faces and you have a WHOLE entire girlfriend bc I will take it there +Liberalism A form a progression That leads to mass regression +what does an ethiopian father give to his son on his first birthday ? some flowers on his grave +Breaking up with a Japanese girl is so annoying... You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. +why did hitler kill himself ? because he got the gas bill +Don't miss IDF's Youth Department putting on the play #Hellisreal Easter Sunday at IDF. #EasterSunday #Hellisreal +"@JessicaFeijoo1 Doesn't mean I think I'm perfect. All it meant, I'm annoyed by Libs marching against ""islamophobia""… https://t.co/c53gAmQwZn" +If we had proof of an afterlife with no pain, sickness, evil would everyone kill themselves to go there? Is that why we don't know? +Hey there I 'm just up the mountain from u . +There is hope and there is despair. The gift is YOU get to CHOSE which one to embraces. #LoveMyLife +What's red, six inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage +What do you get when you punch a dead baby in the face? A boner. +Loyalty go along way long as u ride fa me u won't ever have ta question if Ima do it for you 💯#ILoveAllMyNiggas +I'm pissed at bombing Syria but damn where were all you fucking people when Obama bombed people for 8 years #signofthetimes +A word of advice for when your wife has a miscarriage... ...don’t say “at least you got rid of the dead weight I told you to lose.” +I just made a visit to L.A. I have no words to describe the racial situation in this city . +Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions niggas don't believe I guess we going to find out then hoe ass niggas +What do messy clothes and a fetus have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger +A great American president JFK once said “Sometimes you’ve got to go for a mind to clear your head” +Me and karima are checking out this cute boy at this gaming cafe omg. I suddenly love men!!! *deletes all tweets about how I hate men* +gutted i could n't make it to the ariana . . rande concert last night . still , looks like those who went had a blast . +got to get up in 3 hours going to bed nice talking to another wise person stay safe +In today's PC Culture it's sad that a song like Patty Loveless Chains song would be to taboo and risky to put on the radio +Defiantly going to see that new planet of the apes tonight +I'm tired of black people like me being silenced all the time in reddit. I would love to hear all of the other white people in the comments to stand with me! +.@EuroSlavA @JudgyBitch1 Might need some lube. The tip is wider than her hips... +Robert Downey junior swore in some children with cancer as honorary avengers in Singapore. I doubt they will live Long enough to see the movie come out tho +Your brother is such a girl! +@TreyBizzy I thought you would like him cause of the Chi but yeah he a faggot +I noticed my waitress had a black eye, So I told her my order real slow, cuz this bitch dont listen. +hi I'm still a piece of shit that everyone hates!!!!!! +You know the difference between unemployment and welfare? People on unemployment used to have jobs and were just laid off. People on welfare are lazy and sit on their asses all day. +the same roasties who say sex is overrated anyways have garbled 500 chad dicks just this week remember that +FYI Jefferson County vote 2016: D 151,000 to R 130,000 2017: D 121,000 to R 50,000 with 147/172 precincts reporting Mobile County vote 2016: D 68,000 to R 91,000 2017: D 57,000 to R 41,000 with 176/190 precincts reporting +The fact is, there is no policy. There is no training. But all the PDs I've talked to do *not* say this & do not give any related advice. +"""THAT IDIOT ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!"" (Kotone to her grandparents)" +Yooooo just saw a fucking Barn Owl sitting on a fence post as Kris and I drove by, that's so fucking coooollll +how many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs ? none … he fell . +We've only seen the support online and this is the first day can you imagine how much love he's going to get next week +Please control yo hoe ! 😂😂 +You look like Freddy Krueger face fucked a topographical map of Utah +Sometimes the culture sector can seem quite insular - but people there are interested & you should approach them - @sharnajackson #lgf2017 +What is a popular pastime in Japan? Hangman +Quick Hit List of imo solidly Red Pill books every maul-righter should read: farewell to alms 10,000 year explosion albion's seed human accomplishment culture of critique the nurture assumption +Play by the rules you get fucked over. Excel yb 1/2 chatting to punter. So i tell my Portland place to wait. Then sendt it to cab in front +what 's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road ? there 's skid marks in front of the skunk . +Rumor is Trump is going to nominate Jerome Powell who is NOT A JEW to FED chair Have we ever had a non-Jewish FED chair? +"People who date single mothers are supreme cucks". +I could srsly care less abt how I look at school, oh I wear the same thing everyday? Ok AND y does it bother you¿¿???¿? +are you looking for at fako, look at him ugly son af bitch, motherfucking hakan balamir +/r/niceguys is a perfect example of why kindness is a mistake +roses are red , violets are bitter . . ow bite the pillow , sweetie , 'cause you 're taking it up the shitter +"@VOCMOpenline @CeebeeStars But refs it's no immediate impact, just an after the fact and a ""well we will try to improve that!""" +For every dirty dog there lies a thirsty bitch ... here's a glass of water for ya thirsty assssss +If an incel gets into a position of power He should just impose a law to kill off any baby whose jawline is wider than a certain length, that'll slowly wipe out the chad race +and i thought linkin park died a long time ago +Reading my Timehop some days just reminds me how much I would love to go back in time for even just one day 💔❤️🌹 +If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS +RT @redemptionzayn: I inhale white exhale nigger +Anyone else think it's hilarious that antifa stands for anti fascist but based on their actions they are actually fascists... And they call us mindless idiots who blindly follow. +.@knux1995 ...allow word to evolve to it's current meaning (selfish misandry) and remove them from the #equality movement so adults can work +Roadside eateries' Hygiene: 1.No gloves 2. Hardly wash hands after handling money, wiping sweat, clearing nose/ears. Peeing etc #Nagpur +“@CheyaGurr: @A_Mitchellll13 ur seriously a fag”don't hate +What leaves a memorable image in someone's mind Their first anal rape experience! +Photo: Mustard on the beat hoe #wdywt http://t.co/DKYqcnRuNO +What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my dog Nothing +Some women are so cute, it literally hurts me +#IndigenousPeoplesDay HAHA!!! You fuckin' retarded commies!!!!! Hunter Biden loves snortin' that PYGMIE FAIRY DUST don't he? #liberals +go figure that silicon valley circle jerk elite don't realize that some people can't afford $10/month to not be harassed. +Mom, why is my backpack so heavy? Allahu Akbar, my son. Allahu Akbar. +Why did i laugh at the blind girl that jerked me off? She couldent see it coming +What do chinese eat when they are on a diet fetus. +If you drop a baby and a jew off of a roof at the same time, which one will hit the ground first? The baby. The jew will be dispersed by the wind. +Why you talking to hoes about bro nem?! 😤 +Normies, unless you can help me get a girlfriend, you aren't helping. +"""they might call u weird. they might call u crazy. but just remind urself, those r all the geniuses anyways"" -Ralph Smart" +What's the hardest part about running through a field of dead babies? My dick +Going to take a guess that Jared Kushner is next. +I don’t wanna visit Yano’s villa. Who knows what he’s doing there, I mean– He’s got a HUUUUUUGE villa for himself only! +We're talking about the evolution of people's names and how they identify with it!!!! How come innever got to talk about this before!!!! +What city and when was this that no calls could be made out . +TIL the correct response to "I was molested as a child." Or at least I learned it's not, "You must have been much cuter back then." +Cross-post from /r/legaladvice because the thread was locked- Found not guilty of rape but I am being punished anyway (California) +the naerossi mutual: - RETJEH 💰 - you can ask abt medicine 😂😂😂 - you can ask abt webtun lawaq - her tweets are relatable - a softie +want to form a band and become the next linkin park ? ask chester . i 'm sure he 'll show you the ropes . +what is bill clinton 's idea of safe sex ? when hillary is out of town . +But you.. Nvm @BJayBlast: I don't see why men disrespect women by calling them offensive names like "bitch", "hoe", "slut", or "female". Smh +i agree the defence is legitimate , 100 % . but the taking up of arms against and killing of other whites is the very last thing we need to succeed in our cause . +Why is the arabian Goblet drum made with goat skin? So it doubles as a fleshlight. +I think you're going to love field archery...go stand still by that tree. +I don’t get why I can’t be Batman He managed to abduct orphans and dress them up in skintight clothing with permission from the police, but when I do it, I’m on a watchlist! +Isn't it funny how spelling changes over time? In the 1970's they were MOSLEMS, now they're MUSLIMS. In the 1970's she was MY WIFE, now she's THAT FAT NAGGING CUNT. +Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go Hey hey, ho ho all the illegals have got to go +what 's the difference between general custer and captain morgan ? captain morgan is still killing natives . +Grandma on Q1hourly para but she removed her BP cuff and SPO2 probe. I want to put it back but she is snoring awayyyy!😨😨 +I HOPE JIMMY “SCHUMER” KIMMEL CRIES LIKE A BITCH ON HIS FAKE SHOW TONIGHT 😏 +What a world all news channels covering the same topics, radio the same music.... and they say they're not trying to make us sheep +Black dads are like the avatar When they're needed most, they dissapear. +What happens when satin hate fucks a cheeto? Donald trump +Do you know what the problem with Australia is? There's too many fucking Chinese there! +Like him or hate him, it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that this is a concerted hit job on Roy Moore by both Democrats and RINOs alike The Globalist Elite is trying to protect their numbers, Roy Moore is a threat to those numbers #GlobalistsMustGo #VoteThemOut #2018Primary +I've played through the game a couple times now, first time melee, second time spells, and yeah, still my favorite PC game to date. I would have to say that I probably had more fun as a spell caster and Mort and Dak'kon are two of the best team characters I've ever played with in any game. Those of you that haven't finished the game with Dak'kon.... you have no idea what you're missing. +Why are there no Japanese pedophiles? They run as soon as they see a little boy +Morphing yourself is brutal You can seen that with a few millimeters of bone here and there, you would have been chad And especially when you look at "average" guys compared to ugly ones like us, morphing allows you to see that the tiniest differences in facial structure make the difference between a normal guy and an incel. +Is the white guilt thing over with yet? +“Do what you love, love what you do and always remember...you're never fully dressed without a smile.” GARY RYAN BLAIR +Women dont even know you exist They only have eyes for chad, srs. +I like my coffee the way I like my women Ground up and coming from Brazil in a burlap sack. +That skirt is too short. I don't care what you think about yourself, but imagine what the BOYS will think about you. You don't want them to think those kinds of things, do you!? +You do not have to wait for this law to pass since already you would be expelled from your school for doing the above under some sort of hostile school environment clause , as you would at most places of work . +"I believe in equality except when I'm drunk and mad at women." <-- why I don't trust male feminists +I hate people who love animals unless they record it. +People who own smart phones and still use these 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 :), :-D, :-p, :c, :-/, :-*, :-!, (*-*,), [^^,], (_•_•) Are the real terrorists +omg my favorite tv show finale😭😭😭😢😍😍😍💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😊😊😊 #GrimmFinale super loved it amazing will miss them on tv for sure loved IT❣ +"@kimaboe @KashifMD Atheists explain the world away through the ""spontaneous creation"" of their Big Bang Religious T… https://t.co/HqhFVUf8MG" +How to console a woman who had a miscarriage? Bring back the child in you. +Hell no it was mad niggas tryna talk to me today at work 😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️ +You're good at math for a girl. +HAHAHA I GET IT BAIT AND SWITCH @StrosDude9 What is one thing I care less about than soccer? Women's soccer. #NotSexist +Trudeau is the white Obama as he does n't care about the people of Canada but all the third world crap he 's allowing into Canada +It seems unreal now that I was ever an adorable baby and a kid When I look in the mirror I can't believe I am the same person from the old pics. +world chess championship am i the only incel here who follows chess? +Wow. The Glastonbury lineup has just offered up another must-see, The Moonlandingz. Beautifully mental +Laugh of the day, just been asked about "that Peter Jukes nutter". +Why do orphans only play tennis Because it's the only love they'll ever get +I just had a school convention where a woman told my school grade to sleep more, she asked “what’s your motivation to sleep?” So I can wake up with my sex slaves’ mouths around my cock +RT @brittanyaflores: you got niggas & I got bitches 👐 +still looking for white people of the same belief to talk to or maybe hang out.stength is in numbers and georgia is getting outnumbered as we speak . +Why are catholic priests called father? Coz calling them "Daddy" would be too obvious. +A man on TIFU is sexually assaulted, All of the top comments are jokes +May&Brexit: to lose Scotlnd may be regrded as a misfortune; to lose NIreland looks like carelessness; losng Gibralter is sheer inefficiency +"""You're my ship and I am your captain. I will love and take good care of you. Nothing/No one is going separate us even gigantic waves."" -RD😍" +What's the worst conceivable school shooting? If it was the last one. +Sadly, virtually every parent on this site will have to have their children experience that , as it is , without forcing them to experience it unnecesserily . +this is the last cancerous incel refuge on the internet albeit still extremely cancerous, it's less cancerous than r9k and lookism which are 90% chads and staceys +Trump should just save everyone the hassle and move the White House to Israel. +Don't sit like that! Boys don't do that! +A Vegan, an Atheist, and a Feminist walk into a restaurant, which one do you hear first? The Vegan saying everything they won't have. +sorry wrong bitch ✌️ +A good solution is that we make a good famous news program where we can show this kind of things , but that 's nearly impossible .. +Wish I could sleep but I keep having fucked up dreams +I fucking hate the internet. Never gonna try to make friends again and sorry for opening my mouth +Whats the difference between a black person and a weight-loss goal A police officer can hit a black person +I'm actually a big fan of Subway but I always laugh when I read this . +This reads like every single "toxic masculinity" blog post I've seen +Wishing my arena partner was on. >.> Really want to get some PvP happening. +my friendship with carmen started when she randomly hit me up on facebook asking if she could sleep over +"Height doesn't matter" shrieks stacy, who promptly makes fun of Putin for being 5'6" Hmm.. +"my ""friend"" really just came for me bc her dude is in my phone, sis as you can see he's getting no response from me." +How many blacks does it take to end world hunger and poverty? -2.25 billion. +How much does anyone want to bet we see some sketch of a swarthy middle easterner described by CNN as a white male of unknown origin in association with this attack? +What's Michael J. Foxes favorite song? Shake it Off. +That moment when you can't relate to the SAT memes because you didn't fucking take it... +some ignorant fucking people broke into manny's car and i'm so pissed off. i'm going on a man hut as i type this +I honestly believe that folks are S L O W L Y getting wise , and fed up with this `` sea hags '' crap . +Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? You care when you burn the pizza +A RADICALISED Muslim who removed his wife’s right eye before slaughtering her in front of their children told police it was “normal” behaviour in the Middle East. +ARE YOU WHITE? +My momma could tell you I almost fucked up my life. +@_tweetsfromDJAY Probably some lit or fucking math +What up fake ass hoe? I'm not gone fought you today. Gimme my nigga hand back +Fantasy writer makes up "discrimination against women" fantasy imagined story, presents it as true, currently in Hot Reddit r/all at position number 1! +what 's the best part about staying at the mandalay bay ? you get to keep taking shots until you knock yourself out +Jumping on been catching up on some great Wrestling action lately +When u take a quiz and they tell u ur 100% crazy about potatoes tell me something I don't know like carb the fak up bitch +what 's the scariest thing about a white man in prison ? the black guy fucking him . +Dan Bongino: ‏ Any faith you had left in the hack media should be immediately flushed down the toilet after the horrifying questions at that presser.It’s as if they were hoping the POTUS was mentally incapacitated.After the presser I’m worried about the media’s mental health,not the President’s +Who told this midget hoe to start stripping +I'm gonna slam my damn head into a fucking wall watching this damn team +So the trap stands now as the little brother in his room shirtless, the illegal alien Gloria making noise on other sd of wall ready2shoot?? +Seems Indian Judiciary is loosing its Credibility?! If no, then why injustice with Asaram Bapu Ji? #RemoveUnfairPOCSOlaw ASAP! +WTF! no. I just ruined everything. the fucking word. i said it. and I hate myself now. +it was a shock to both of us my wife and i were sitting on the couch watching tv when she leaned over and whispered in my ear " make love to me like they do in the movies " so i jumped up and through her over the couch and plunged my cock up her ass . i then punched her in the back of the head a few times before finishing off all over her tits . it turns out we have a different taste in movies . +Why is it that all western women are total cuntbags but Japanese and Taiwanese women are more likely to be polite and well mannered? +I'm running on like 30 minutes of sleep and I'm so fucking hyped😂 +Yall don't want a nigga unless other bitches want him.. But when you get him you get mad cuz those same bitches still want him. 😕? +I'm not in the Chicago area , but I do know some people in the Chicago area . +“Fat acceptance... more like population control” - Claymation series +My non wrestling mutuals probably already been have me muted but if any haven't yet then do it tonight +FINALLY WE ARE ORGANIZING RAIDS FROM GAB KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FAM THIS IS TROLL BASE ALPHA +What is the best Christmas tree ornament A black guy +Don't trust anyone! I got scammed by someone stating he was Eric Church, for $4200.00 and now I might be going to jail!!!!!! +Hey, are you Japanese? Because you look like a plane crash. +If you don't wanna go out. It's not shit to do when you're single and all your friends aren't. I'm so bored. 😩🙄 +Normies are incapable of comprehending the despair of being incel Remembering the future you'll never have is the most painful state of being. +"Just sat a Trump Dumpster call the Steve Bannon removal story ""Fake news."" They really live in an alternate reality." +Dear asshole in the Caddy STS trying to cut my bike off: Let me introduce you to a concept known as the "power-to-weight ratio." +I have no doubt Los Angeles is a cess pool . +Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap +Deep inside my Kremlin troll farm HQ fake news is on full blast and Omonous Accordians and Organs play cnn fake news +I got a new dog the other day... And by new dog I mean cancer, I have 6 weeks to live +90% of niggas goofy and act like bitches +very interesting video , although I spotted at least one error ; Samhain is celebrated from sunset on October 31st to sunset on November 1st . +Can't fucking sleep , and I have to be up in 4 hours +Gonna have to do it as soon as I can . +You know what they say about going to a funeral If you're dyslexic they're real fun +Have you seen Black Panther yet? It’s the worst thing since the abolition of slavery. +If you HAD to pick a side, which would you choose? +Chinaman, go home! +Fast Forward Q&A: How to Build Emotional Machines with @Bibilassi! https://t.co/I5Jrd5bBH4 via @PCMag #SXSW https://t.co/qCwVCCWzyv +diff tween b & amp ; w where do white babies go when they die ? heaven what do they get when they get there ? wings what do we call them ? angels where do black babies go ? heaven what do they get when they get there ? wings what do we call them ? . . . . . bats ! +Question: Incels, how would you describe your perfect woman? +What’s the difference between a mute, deaf, and blind baby, and a pillow? Nothing. +＠NiallOfficial Niall since you're in a good mood would you follow me? its my life goal ? Niall please? I love you so much 🙏❤️ +My notebook is Black and White Type something in the thread or else you're a fucking gay cunt. RIP darkjokes +A PSA to those who post the same no effort racist rage bait crap every single day. Come back with a joke that's been passed around less than your mother next time. +Watching Criminal Minds Beyond Borders is like taking a trip around the🌎every Wednesday!Traveling with @danielhenney❤️#CMBB @CriminalMindsBB +I'm often asked what my main squeeze looks like , here she is , Sweet Polly Purebred , in a scene where I save her from the evil jew scientist Simon Bar Sinister +Femoids complain about getting cat called but it’s still a humble brag and they know it Shit in r/creepypms is such ragefuel I know they only complain about it and their safety to such large audiences because it also subtlety tells people that yes I am attractive and yes rando guys think I’m sexy lol. +vagina what ’s the useless skin around a vagina called ? the woman . +Reminder - don't help women in danger They *rarely* do anything in situations where it's vice versa thus they don't deserve help. +MAKE ENGLAND FAHKIN GREAT AGAIN ALREADY DEPORTATION OF MUSLIM INVADERS IN YOUR WAY ELY YOUR 🔨 LET NONE BE SPARED +Can you guess the top 10 cities where “downtown” is making a comeback? https://t.co/SrtmkHNLJ0 https://t.co/9fVbqztb3S +What's the difference between a Ethiopian and a pile of shit? The pile of shit only has 3 flies on it +yo i fucking hate bryce can he get the hell off my screen +Feminist aka a bitch. +“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.” ― George Orwell +They sleep on dirty floors in dirty houses with their dirty kids eating off dirty plates driving in dirty cars sitting at dirty tables with their dirty manners and dirty way of talking dirty way of living they wear dirty clothes have dirty smiles and are all-around dirty nasty people . +What's the difference between a black baseballer and a white neighborhood? In baseball nobody gets shot when there's a blackout +OmMMGGG @NoahUrrea FAVOURITED MY TWEET OML IM SF GASSED RN AAHGAHSH honestly thia is actually this is the best start to my birthday weekend! +I honestly wish God was real But the existence of creatures like femoids being considered humans tell me otherwise. +Mfs hate me in the worst ways & I gives no fucks at all 😂😆 +Why are black people like sperm? Only one in a million actually work +i 've recently added princess diana on my new xbox it 's a bit strange because . she 's always on the dashboard : / +RT @Nigel_D: RT: @JoeBudden I just wanna state for the record that I don’t have any hoes. - http://t.co/pcd2slVKxy +Is Stephen Hawking a fruit or a vegetable? +A black man and a Jew jump off of a bridge. Who hits the water first? Black man, chains fall faster than ashes. +Newsnet14.com thugreport.com It 's a shame most of the people that came here are just rambling about killing people though lol .... +incest a game for the whole family +I hope when the North Koreans walk through the stadium the people have the decency to throw KFC drumsticks to them. +in some ways i 'd say the movie `` Full Metal Jacket '' is ... the first few lines of that movie are great haha +"@KFCBarstool Got it, thanks 🙏🏻! Halfway through S1E1 now. You're my ""go to"" opinion on shoes and shows. Appreciate it." +what 's the difference between a pile of dead babies and my girlfriend ? i do n't have sex with my girlfriend +Definitely an unpopular opinion... but Rick and Morty sucks you couldn't pay me to watch another... they say each others names way too much +what do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle ? optimistic . +in a way I want to get cheated on at least once by a significant other so I can kill them with ring the alarm playing in the background +Fire for the hills, pick up your feet and let's go Head for the hills, pick up steel on your way And when you find a piece of them in your sight Fire at will, don't you waste no time +@whoelsebutkey you just a dark ie my nig.. It's ok.. +whats the best thing about sex with your sister the dead body +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/obamas-shadow-government-plot-against-trump/ … If they want to carry out Obama’s global warming agenda, then they need to resign and run for office. +BPD 911 Dispatch: AUTO ACC/INJURY | 2000 N EDGEWOOD ST | Fri, Mar 31st 2017, 2:42 pm | High | P170901452 +Like 2 mins after posting. Man, I WISH I could read in-depth analysis that fast and form snap, nonsensical opinions about its contents! +What do you call it when you tip a black person? Property taxes. +Females cannot be "shy" or "lonely" It's just not in their DNA All Females love attention, especially from Chad, meaning none of them cannot POSSIBLY be known as "shy" Loneliness is only something men suffer from, as females cannot be lonely, as there's always at least 10 beta white knight cucks ready to provide for her, no matter her looks or weight +Whats the skin on the end of penis called? A dead 6 year old +What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him. +What do turtles and pedophiles have in common? They both want to get there before the hair does. +what do you call black vinegar ? vinigger +RT @aivayePVUcheer: I can't stand a "fuck these niggas" ass bitch.. +A jew runs straight into a wall with a boner, what does he break first? His nose +Life ain't shit but bitches & money +What do you do when your pregnant dishwasher won’t make you food? Kick it in the stomach, pull out the dead foetus and eat it for nutrients. +What do work boots and slaves have in common? You buy them darker so you can't see the mud after a day spent in the field. +Of course not. Most of the men always make a girl think that he like her. The reality is they just looked without intentions. +I waited 15 minutes at the lineup at McDonald's A fat clerk said "Sorry about the wait" So I replied: "Then stay off the fucking burgers and fries!" +what is black and brown and looks good around a nigger 's neck ? a rottweiler +I didn't go to school there but can I come too? +how do you get a jewish girls number ? roll up her sleeve . +People will say that the disease we brought killed most of them , but huge numbers of them died of an unknown disease before Columbus came into contact with them . +OMFG OMFG IM HAVING A...IDFK!!! I JUST KNOW MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!!! #Wrestlemania +I think antifags accidentally set their clocks back a day +You see a ripped guy like that and wonder why that sexy type of woman would n't go out with internet warrior nerds like you ? +Just wah chill out with my bad bitches and watch tv 😭 +george michaels q. what 's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall ? a. george michael 's latest release . +Drink coaster with drink spiking tests uses male victim (xpost from /r/mildlyinteresting) +Why is there no Muslims in Star trek? Because it's the future +What do you call someone who studies blackholes? A gynecologist in Nigeria. +Its good to know that living in San Fran does n't mean you have to give up your 2nd amendment right anymore . +So....the #FireKushner movement is no more than an Anti-Israel movement?? Is that right?? Being pushed by people you've come to trust?? +Just for the record I have never bought a rap record or voted for any black politician . +One fat man can change the world... ...or just blow up Japan. +"hmu with some people are like ""I hate this person"" so they block them so they can bitch about them" +>tfw you have no one to talk about your thoughts and feelings with because you don't wanna end up in a hospital psych ward I don't even talk to my parents about how I feel. +What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped kids +why should you always fuck a child in the missionary position ? so you can see the expression on it 's face . +We don't love them hoes ! +Mauro Ranallo interrupted the wedding of Shane McMahon with a five star frog splash in winnipeg you idiot +Damn Last Day Here In Mississippi. Had A Good Time Visiting My Momma.. Will B Back Down Soon He'll Maybe Even Move Down Dis Bih Frfr +What’s the difference between the frank family and a normal one? One of them lived longer +Normal ads: SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! African ads: Super clean water in your area!! +How hard is it for Americans to get to SA ? +Just because I think women don't have human rights #DoesntMakeMeSexist +Jake paul called out chris brown How's he gonna win that, he's got training with rihanna +I swear I would get a tee shirt with this on it and wear it to school . +So now Devi's forcing /himself/ to be nice to Jonah instead of like.......killing him like in canon which def warms Jonah up to Devi quicker +Classmate:: Where are you from? Me:: New York. (I was oblivious - this is an innocent enough question at college.) Classmate:: No, where are you really from? I'm stunned. I know exactly what he means, but I say, Me:: California, I was born and grew up there. He awkwardly struggles to find the PC words. I don't help. Classmate:: Where are your parents from? I answer, but I wish people would ask outright if at all. Why do I have to do this dance every time? At a liberal arts college in Massachussetts & made me feel othered. +What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass +I disavow all hate groups that were in Charlottesville over the weekend: 1) Antifa 2) Black Lives Matter 3) Media Matters 4) MSNBC 5) CNN 6) ABC 7) CBS 8) Democratic Party 9) Open Society Foundations 10) Anti-Defamation League 11) New York Times 12) Washington Post 13) CAIR 14) AIPAC 15) Shareblue +How do you piss off a female archeologist ?? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from. +How do you get a Jewish girls number? you roll up her sleeve +Yes i have noticed this too where I live . +RT @iTAT_uPAY: Every females worried about being played, & every nigga worried she a hoe. So nothing but games will b played wit that minds… +1 of the reasons u never see me wear nothin remotely figure fitting is cuz hate being harassed on the street idc bout political correctness +You bitches will do anything to keep a nigga. Desperate ass hoes. +But you don't get to assign someone looking pretty. Delegate means to give a task to a subordinate. [...] You don't get to declare who or what is or isn't attractive. +And I'm pretty certain, albeit they know their internal issues, the magnitude and how everyone had jumped on it, at me, and their scene +People be so opinionated with the dumbest fucking opinions ! +How are kids and popular groups alike? It’s hard to fit in. +Like I said earlier the English have been subjected to a far worse campaign of indoctrination than the rest of us . +What do you call an rpg? A Muslim T-shirt cannon +Has anyone heard of the skin condition (Vitiligo) that turns black peoples skin white? How fortunate +It's really not our faith of choice that matters , It 's the dedication to our race which is where we are made or lost . +.@seanspicer who visits the wh is and must remain a matter of public record. how long can this charade go on? #trumprussia #mayflowermeeting +"@PWScorecards gonna try these out for the weekend can't wait they look like fun. do you put ""friendly wagers"" on top scores or anything?" +Nigga retweets the most trash shit +Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. +Is the Sky commentator trying to correlate Article 50 with the Lukaku contract talks the dickhead #efc #LIVEVE #MerseysideDerby +Not all priests are rapey! Guys come on. It's not rape if they're dead right? +The homie reallly LOVE fat bitches 😂😭😂 like in LOVE +The fat slob can't even manage her weight much less a country. +WOW @akkawi_ahmad @shaynaleibowitz girls are better at other things, like school, and being organized +Never forget, even if you make it, you always be a kid with the experience of a 12 year old with a woman with a thousand days of sex it's ogre the inexperience will always be there and women can smell it you always be a clumsy awkward beta with an experienced woman even if by some miracle you manage to get one +Not SINGLE answer is about being ugly, just lol at reddit. +Women's studies? What do you do in there, burn your bras and march around school for women's power? +(posting here because AskMensRights seems dead) What are MRA's thoughts on "The Will to Change" by bell hooks? +I always thought it was be fun to put on a minstrel show , a little entertainment showing things how they really are without black/jew/fag involvment . . if it ever gets put together i 'll be sure to tape and and pass it around for all to enjoy +Avg Wind:5kts, Wind Dir:23 °(NE), Gust Dir:6 °(N), Water Temp:8.3 °C, Gust:8kts at 06/04/2017 15:54:00 +I used to be so introverted and now it's like fucking hell Cade stop talking +Selective Service When will women be required to enroll with the Selective Service as a legal requirement? +I don't need feminism because my happiest should never be a byproduct of someone else. +fucking aquatic shop gave me the wrong water so now I have to wait another 10 days to get my jellyfish get canceer +There are some bloody north indians assholes throwing thrashing haphazardly in Raja Sear #Madikeri #Coorg +The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) will not engage in more projects with the Ukrainian anti-corruption agency NAZK at th… +i hate anime [continues watching it and buying merch anyways] fuck anime +Those poor kikes they cant even escape antisemetism in the country were it is punishable by death ( I am talking about palestinians ) +What type of wizard only brings people back to life in the ghetto? A negromancer +A1: Education allows thinking by yourself & your own opinion, but ? forces you to accept something w/o having ur own thoughts. #tollchat +Dis nigga look retarded +they say there is safety in numbers try telling that to jews . +i'm an autistic subhuman with a 3 inch cock +Alex ''I don't care if the country is 80% brown'' Jones +Fuck u niggas gonna do not a mfka thing oh bitch ass wack ass nigga y'all some fake ass people +Can someone explain to non-american what this fraternirty thing is about? +If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to kill myself, My son would inherit a fortune. +Kenny Rogers needs to sell corn and name his store through the ears +I was shocked to find out Cuba has an Olympic rowing team... ..I thought all their best rowers made it to Miami by now. +Up next, a series of "positive" tweets about women from @mshaysoul +Nurse:: Did you use a condom? Me:: I don't know. I asked him to... Nurse:: Are you on birth control? Me:: I shake my head no Nurse:: Well do you WANT to get pregnant? You have to use some type of contraception! University nurse to me during the first missed period after I was raped. +I added Paul walker on Xbox but he spends all of his time on the dash board +Maybe you could live on Mars and help us all out. @TheDanielNorton I'm not sexist, but if I hear a woman's voice on the radio I turn it +how do u become friends with logan? just hang out with him +We are trying to get people in every White nation around the world to distribute White Nationalist flyers on Saturday night , October 13th . +Isn’t all Hispanic people that wear adidas hat actually adios +They frown on ma crown knwin I aint a clown to be fucking around. +I wonder if he spends a lot of time trying to figure out how he got confined to the Open Forums . +You think outside the sheep box in this movement then the usual suspects will hound you down untill you get back in line sad but true +What do you call a dead baby in a stroller? A miscarriage. + Bill Kristol and Ben Shaprio, two turds in the same toilet bowl. +I'm just gonna mask the pain I feel right now knowing the country I live in is bombing and attacking the country I'm from with seokmin pics. +Well adversaries are typically dispatched/discarded and trophies protected and admired. Perhaps we should ask the men in the trenches of WW1 if they would have preferred to be at home with disproportionately more protection and provision once in a while. +There is currently a vocal male on twitter that claims to be all about anti-harassment. He has defended GamerGate in the past. +If you think that we'll EVER know the truth about Las Vegas, we'll EVER get a true answer for 9/11, or a connection will EVER be made between dozens of deaths and an association with the Clinton Crime Family...I have two words for you to think about first John Kennedy How's THAT worked out so far? +Why are Browns always the most lit? They always blow up (First post seems bad) +I need a year to recover I need to recover my broken mind tbh +Have you heard of the Arkansas shuffle? Its when you have to sneak out of your sisters room in the middle of the night and crawl back into your moms bed before she notices you where gone. +what do you call a gay man that is only attracted to arabs ? hummusexual . +a comma is incredibly important it makes the difference between " nice france terror attack " and " nice , france terror attack " +THANKS FOR 270 FOLLOWERS! MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW IF YOU WANNA ENTER MY GIVEAWAY!! SORRY IF YOUR NOT CANADIAN I CAN ONLY MAKE IT IN THIS COUNTRY +Heh. I guess it's just our high standards. We don't fit into that welfare/heroin/mental illness bracket, we MUST be the problem. +While masturbating... Do you ever scream in anger and rage while you thump your chest extremely hard with one fist while beat red during orgasm? +S&P:SA negative outlook reflects political risks will remain elevated in '17 & policy shifts that could undermine fiscal and growth outcomes +This is DISGUSTING. @AFL sort your shit umpires out before you lose the crowds #AFLTigersEagles +Found a Transponder Snail! Whitebeard and Luffy working together to save Ace? https://t.co/WCUlAjyOKk #TreCru https://t.co/6nly6CJr0d +White boy:: Ni hao! Me:: ... I'm Filipina. (I excuse myself, irritated, and he finds me some time later) White boy:: So, do you know Lucy Liu? I was nineteen at a college party. I felt insulted, objectified, like the only thing worth noticing about me was (an incorrect and stereotypical view of) my race. +@AaronMorekin We need to secure the future of the safety net and that's why you should take your clothes off +My Birthday🎉 Follow Me please please 💞 I would be very happy 😖 I 'am Camgirl 💞 I love you so so soooo much @camerondallas 💓 *10 +what do you call a terrorist who s bomb detonated near a hospital ? organ donor +what 's the hardest part about having a jewish girlfriend ? trying to get her in the oven . +Would the gentleman kindly tell us , can wogs be Irish ? +I'm just really fucking stupid and I hate myself I didn't go to Tuesday evening class and I'm not going to either class today and yesterday +I was trying to find out if the Egyptians were white or not and my search brought me to a thread on this site . +Knowing that I will die one day is such a relief Thank god +ha, I just made this. but my point is , I suggest something with an American theme to it to make it our own . +last hour, iko pge14 #Konnectparty @mwendemacharia1 we find it on pg14 @DJYOUNGKENYA #feelthechangeKE +What do you call a black kid? It from shit. +Lmao little girls are dumb af going back to there dude knowing they fucked another bitch but if thats what you want 💁 +You like little cute dogs. That's feminine. +Why didnt Jeffery Dahmer eat his vegetables? He didn't like taking them out of the wheelchair +Why do people march when they want to prove a point? +I accidentally snorted cocaine the other day Shouldn’t have put it next to my grandad’s ashes +Since Jill Stein is trending, where is that left over money from the 7.3 million dollars you raised for #Recount2016 Where is that money, Jill? +i went to feminist picnic the other day . it was great , apart from the fact that nobody made any sandwiches +If there is NATO intervention in Iran, I'm glad to announce, Trump will be the last American president I say good, we need a huge purge, it will be 1930s Germany 2.0 +RT @D_Fields516: 23. Travis fucking Scott https://t.co/6FiwhbO1n7 +"""If you really want the key to success, start by doing the opposite of what everyone else is doiqg."" - Brad Szollose" +Texting females who post naked pics of themselves on reddit This is my only chance incels, my only chance +Is your sister YOUR sister? And is she your moms real child? Her nose isn't large and wide, like most black peoples. Is she mixed? etc. +They are changing the name of the Virgin Islands Because they got fucked by hurricane Irma +i sure hope hillary does n't become president i would n't trust our nukes to a woman on her period . +what do you call a pre - op transsexual who visits another city ? a tourist trap +why do n't you have sex with a vegan ? they do n't want meat in their system . +Close your trembling eyes, come deep into my arms, trust yourself to me I make you love me, if I have you, all day, always +So far, #PresidentTrump has done the heavy lifting of getting this country back on track all by himself with enormous obstruction coming from EVERYWHERE If we FAIL in 2018 to start replacing these criminals en masse, we are FINISHED as a country If Dems/RINOs ever get full control again, it's OVER +SO CLEVER PULITZER TWEET @0cclus I think women should wear make-up while driving. Just so they look in the rear mirror occasionally. +new york has built a ' park in the sky ' . hope it works better than their ' airport in a skyscraper ' idea . +YOUR word is THE most important part of your personal brand credibility. Tough to regain if you lose. #the person to see +First post on GAB after seeing the Tucker Carlson Show this evening. +What do Lucky Charms and an orphans toes have in common? They’re both part of a complete breakfast (with milk of course) +Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz King Kong was on the other side +*Things that are permanent in Life* Birth Dhoni finishes off in Style Ok Now Smith Death #RPSvMI #IPL +I wanted to show my mom her Ted talk. Mom saw the search results and started to get what the fuss was about. +Yes, Philidelphia has been over run with black savages , left and right . +Staying up until 2 for this just reminded me of when I woke up at 7am to go buy the 5sos slsp ep when it came out and I'm cringing +Sometimes i wonder how easy life would be, if i was good looking Id probably reach the godmode at like 19, driving my own yacht and fucking hot chicks there Irony of life to be granted intellect, but to be cursed with shit genetics to look like a freak +What's the difference between murder and manslaughter? My dad isn't in prison for manslaughter +Oh doc Doctor : take these pills for the rest of your life Patient: oh I think this bottle is used it only has three pills left Doctor: exactly +Being need of a breakdown but telling yourself you don't have time for it is about the worst position to be in. +What do you say to a hooker that is selling handjobs and ham sandwiches? "Go wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich!" +What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne waits until you’re 13 before it comes onto your face +"""You will see...you will see what the message will be..""- @realDonaldTrump HE IS CLUELESS!!! DAMN THIS FUCKING NO PLAN POS!!!" +What do you call a fifth grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor +Sex only once per year but with a different 8/10 girl each year for only 10 years VS unlimited amount of sex with only one 8/10 girl for life Which one would you choose? +She's pretending like she don't miss you. You're pretending like you don't care. Ego is a hell of a drug. +#Feminism2017 says that prostitution is an empowering choice so men are just helping feminism by fucking them. +The base didn't vote for Ivanka or Kushner's politics. Why in the hell are there liberal activists inside a Republican whitehouse? +I'm laughing I don't like Roman but everyone's being so dramatic any other time yall want the legends/part timers to put over the young guys +Whats yellow,black and no one gives a shit about if it falls off a cliff? A bus full of black kids +>the Aryan invents computers >the Aryan invents the Internet >the Aryan uses the Internet to destroy the forces of international finance Jewry and Marxism >feelsgoodman.png +Fat girls on dating sites always mark their weight as "average" Bitch, there's an overweight option for a reason +What’s the difference between and alcoholic and a necrophiliac? What they mean when they say they’re ‘cracking open a cold one’ +Some black people are alright. The ones that don't struggle in the basement are good. +Now There is Evidence the USFTF Disregarded Men's Health Issues The United States Preventive Task Force blocked PSA tests and we already are seeing in increase in prostate cancer diagnoses at a more advanced stage (www.advancedprostatecancer.net/?p=5093) +i was called a pedophile during a meal out with my wife, just because she was 19 and i was 37, totally ruined our 10 year anniversary +why should n't black people marry each other ? because wrongs do n't make a right . +I like my women like I like my chicken Nice,crispy,young,and dead +everrrrrryyyyybbbbooooddddyyyyyyyy (yeah ahhh) rock your bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (yeah ahhh) #ACMs +What's the difference between Vegas and the Pusle Nightclub? 1 +GDC was great today. Thank you for letting me be a small part of your world. But it's time to (literally) take off my cape and go to bed. :) +You realize you are not going to be convincing any loyal board members to the terrific joys of diversity and the cultural enrichment that say the Somali Muslim refugees are bringing to White communities . +Uptown Grooves with Tom Smith... A Little Bit Of Jazz & A Little Bit Of R&B.. #TuneIn on 89.9 #QuteFM +RT @_RiveraJustin: It's unattractive when girls act ghetto +If you don't realize that #NFLnonsense is just a distraction (of many) which keep traitors (obama, Clinton et, al) at liberty, then you really don't understand the enemy. +What does this sub reddit have in common with Auschwitz and prisons ? They're all about Jews and Niggers. +I killed someone by throwing a penny from the top of Empire State Boy i'll tell you, my gradma Penny made a mess when she fell head first. +Chuck Norris walked into a gas chamber. The gas chamber coughed and fell dead. +I Want That Halo Effect So Bad Plastic surgery you are my only hope, please come through for me. +If we can pull it off right now, where should we transfer our domain? +There should be no doubt in anyone 's mind that the `` rabid dog '' act that Jones put on for Piers Morgan is more designed to HELP gun control advocates than hurt them . +What do you call a 7 year old who has no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor. +Naomi Campbell, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus?...Crazy bitches lol +A teacher sees a student laughing in class The teacher says, "No laughing in my class, you will be laughing later when we crucify you" *This was an actual conversation in my martial arts class. +Is anyone aware of a political party in Australia that is focused on men's rights? +What do you call an Islamic woman smoking weed Stoned +I saw a woman getting beat up last night at a gas station. I knew these things happened But never before have I had the chance to get a few kicks in while still sober. +Santa got a new reindeer named Pap Smear the Reindeer +What's a Rednecks favourite Youtuber saying?? Sister Fister +RT @KyleKallgren: You can't please everyone. And you shouldn't. Nothing good comes from having people who say "faggot" as an insult on your… +Santa passes by Uganda The kids from villages shout in excitement. Santa! Throw us some gifts! Ho ho noo! Kids that don't eat well dont get any presents! +Infinite regress Will have had to have had to have had to +I got to say MERRY CHRISTMAS and trigger liberals all over CALIFORNIA ! +the grade teacher pointed to the only nigger in the closed , windowless class . the light was on . " now you see him " ; she turned it off ; " now you do n't " . +Blowjob : Emma Watson. One of the most beautiful faces ever, and fucking it would be heaven. [...] I'd lightly choke her as my cock was going deep in between her nice fat ass cheeks, and give her multiple anal orgasms before sending my cum deep into her bowels. +sgwalani Please be assured that our team is working on your concern and will call you to share an update. - Arun + If family "A" went on a 2 month vacation, and family "M" moved into A's house without permission, when family A returned to their house, and wanted to kick family M out of their house... would M's CHILDREN get to remain living in the house (with family A) because they're innocent? +Trey songz went in on that "looking ass bitches" reply to nicki 😂😂😂😂 +Im going to try something "The unhappines comes from The frustration of unsatisfied desires" so im going to try to be more asexual as i can. +Enjoy the wrong side of history, jackass. @SupremeEugene Wait who are you? Oh wait someone idgaf about +Watching #AttackOnTitanSeason2 and I am reminded once again that this series IS REALLY, REALLY MORBID. 😵 +With the fake gansta shit. The worst part is they called the police and they tell him his name and now he prolly gone get locked cause you +I have never heard a more powerful song other than Jesus Christ by Brand New... shitngwts me every time. +Popped the baby down for a nap & pottered out to plant some peas. Accidentally attacked the garden big time & now I can barely walk. Ouch! +Hillary Clinton was asked if Harvey Weinstein's behaviour reminded her of her husband She said "Close, but no cigar" +The admissions coordinator at the healthcare facility I work at, about a patient:: What nationality is Mrs. X? Me:: I'm pretty sure she's American...Why? Him:: I mean, is she white or, um...not white? Like, you know, black? Or something else? Made me confused and irritated by the implication that nonwhite people aren't American, and that color indicates nationality--and that any of these things matter when determining room assignments. +Googled a picture of my great great grand daddie's tractor.. You shoulda seen the size of that nigger! +Sometimes you don't wanna fuck the bitch but her head so good you end up fucking +This idiot @raghav_chadha is still in politics .. He said he will quit Politics after Punjab results ... @aajtak सब मिले हुए हैं जी +Go to either the school or the board of education and tell them you want to remove your child.Should be some papers you need to sign . +Life, liberty, and the pursuit of standing in a circle with your favorite people laughing at your own idiocy 😍. +Men have the entire world tailored to their every whim, yet still think they're oppressed. #realunpopularopinions +You can have a high I.Q. and still have friends , i mean i ai n't a doctor or anything but i 've still got a decent i.q and i have like half my year as friends ( except all foreigners ) +04•16•17 Don't miss this crazy ass party , Performances by ⬇️ Reedy Bee Neno Calvin 1511 S Rendon St 🆘 +Did anyone else see that Guinness Black Lager commercial ? +that feel when no popular male haircuts mesh with you basically every one of them gives an aura of brashness and arrogance, a nerd would look stupid with them +what 's the difference between a terrorist and a child ? i do n't know , and neither do the drones . +Making my way through the school sippin this yak, Shooting kids making em go pla-ket-ket-ket +Exclusive: Glencore in talks to sell global oil storage stakes - sources https://t.co/l01qAGIssh brandnaware https://t.co/ehUxIm85LN +I once fucked a quadriplegic in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels +ftw when your boyfriend doesn't know how to initiate a kiss but is a fucking charm anyway @izumiiikun +These Braids Are Coming Down Tonight & I Will Be Back To The Wild Haired Child.. My Hair Needs To Breathe Naturally.. +Exactly what was the "CORRECT" message supposed to be? +It is good to hear from racialy minded youth like yourself. ! +The 'Black Death' (Bubonic plague) has mutated... Its relabeled as police brutality in our time +Properly Celebrating 4/20 Don't go to a gas station. Let your car reach E. It's Hitler's birthday, have some respect. +I can think of some yummier spots than the back of my head where I 'd like to be held. but that 's just me . +What's black, from South America and deserves to burn? Finest Cuban niggars +On ya pussy rap sheet it's a whole lot of bros ! +OSMETHING JUST FUCKING TOUCHED MY FOOT I MMOVING BYE +I can't go on anymore How do you cope with the fact that you can't reveal your power level in real life? +What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vagina? A woman +Southerners don't call anything by their real name. They don't even call slaves the same thing! They're 'nannies.' +Cuck who thinks he's escaped inceldom by being a literal cuckold +Oh, I. Ah. Well. about 6 or 7 originals. Pages of things I've written. Disappeared again. Got yelled at for 15 minutes for Bringing it up. +Oh man! What was an episode 😂😂 Bestest episodes ma sy aik tha aj ka, @KapilSharmaK9 sir love uh❤❤ no one can beat uh u r one man army❤ #TKSS +How does a German pedophile get a date? Kinder swiping +Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high. +Make sure you give it to a pretty girl! +All da ugly biches marching can march on dese nutts. +It's only necrophilia when they're dead right? Phew, I'm just a rapist then +The reality is that the White race is a minority race . +Team showed passion, ran out of steam near the end but a fair result when you realise we played a really strong opposition. +I got my mind on my money, all I needs a bad bitch so I can ride round the city and spend this cash with +Grim when you like something accidentally when scrolling, like what do you do? Unlike it or say fuck it and scroll on? +Classmate:: I hate guys who wear skinny jeans. They're all either gay or retarded. My teacher:: Haha! Or BOTH! Everyone laughs except for me. I am speechless. I felt ridiculed, angry, and sad as the lesbian sister of a mentally retarded person. +"@TakerDraconis @Dracofireblood ""That's cool... I think I should start calling you 'master' from now on. If that's okay...""" +Did you know that a lot of Palestinians have blue eyes? Some of them blew east, some of them blew West... +What’s worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees (this is my first post) +I like my grilled cheese how I like my Vietnamese villagers Yellow and melting +Just think & be grateful that we are not in Hillary's parallel universe where she is President. +Oh my god. @christinelove is ADORABLE. I have a crush. #gameloading +I will only see to respecting Transgenders for there mental illness and that they need to go get a government... and stay out of polical offices and schools Influence and leadership.. +why is my mom so fucking bipolar swear she's testing me today +How do you get sick people up and running again? Set the hospital on fire. +What's an Ethiopians favorite instrument? His brothers ribcage +May I help you? +Gambler: if you're reading this, we miss you Gambler pls come back +Of course i remember 9/11, it was a tragedy... We lost 19 of our best guys +I HATE answering the "where are you from" question. I live in America, but I grew up in Canada, and am of Chinese descent. So the conversation usually goes like this:: Them:: Where are you from? Me:: Ottawa, Canada! Them:: Oh sorry, I mean where are your parents from? Me:: Ottawa, Canada! Them:: ... They usually drop it after that, but a few persist, and I usually find it personally more comforting just to lie and say that my ancestors lived in Canada. +keep accidentally liking my own Instagrams after self stalking + not realising til weeks later when self stalking again does every1 do this +Reverse Gender Income Gap - Female Models Make Significantly More Than Male Models • (x-post /r/dataisbeautiful) +So my Spanish teacher asked who was absent Me: mi vida +For about a week +What’s meant for paper but better on your skin? The sharp edge of the scissors +Robbie is funny and I have no problems with him . +From 4Chan : Anonymous (ID: LmeJNO8n) TM 10/15/17(Sun)17:59:26 No.145423569▶>>145423802 IT'S A FUCKING HASH CHECKSUM FOR UPCOMING CLINTON FILES YOU RETARDS. +Don't waste your bullets Children in Africa could've eaten them +Let the GIRL go pass. +Who wants to take bets on if he starts talking about how disappointed he is in uppity women? @Stanford @wadhwa @StanfordMed +My birthday is on April 10th ❤ please follow me on @HadidsNation This is my only wish 💖 @bellahadid 🦋 x4 +No, I 'm in Spanish class at school in Canada and we focus sometimes on Mexican slang and do n't learn vosotros . +note to self: any girl that says 'I'm not a fuckgirl' is fucking lying +I like my memes like I like my women Dead for at least a week +I'm listening to Since 17 by iLoveMakonnen on Spinrilla.😵won't send me beats no mo😨got dat purple,what u mean.Florida,check my shoes Gator +Omg or Slab!!!! I hate it when they say slab! And it's usually a pencil dick muhfucka https://t.co/G0Byoc93rp +Hi Corperal J.J QANON here draining the swamp one day at a time today 25000 indictments sealed Pedophelia is sickening good will always triumph over evil, SEMPER FI God bless Merry Christmas +Modern day singers talk about the same shit rappers talk about lol....hoes +What are the odds that flags will be ordered at half staff for this communist Negro terrorist , in the United States ? +I always put my gamer tag Knee Grow just to fuck with people +When I tell Muslim jokes... They all bomb. +Yeah except for me I'm living in a dorm so I have nowhere to put the tires :/ +I feel like I don't have control and it's so fucking aggrivating +what s the difference between snow tires and black people ? snow tires do n't sing when you put chains on them +Where do you get the best milk ? The sperm bank +Twitter pic flossin hoes talkin @Papa_Woodall @fatstinker +I'm just gonna stop you right there. @sbrew11 It isn't sexist if you're right. +How many jews does it take to make a roast Nein +Why do I get friend requests on fb of people I don't know also weird bloody men asking me 2 add them fuck off!! +I can only hope that today 's events will help teach the European people that they 're traveling down a very bad road .... +was hoping for sun and a beer garden but instead i got fucking rain and an illness +my mom was already engaged to my dad at 21 and i'm just here tryna plan out how smashed i'm going to get +Why are vegetables so difficult to eat The wheelchair is pretty tough to chew on. +living is actually experiencing shit for what it is..existing is just being here https://t.co/DQ27vZGA7L +Breaking News Punjab Food Department Jobs Enforcement Inspector B.A 17 Post Computer Opreator B.A 17 Post Data Entary Opreator F.A 132 Post +MY BITCH SO BAD ION WANNA CHEAT 😍💍 I MISS LICKIN HA FROM HEAD TO FEET 🗣👅💦 +i 'm edgier than the razor i cut myself with . +At a professional meeting of scientists/engineers where I am the only woman. Colleague (man):: We should do something about estrogen in water. Estrogen from women using birth control is making little boys feminine! Me:: Actually, there was a study showing that most estrogen byproducts in water come from agriculture, not from birth control. Collegue (man):: Well, we still need to address what's feminizing boys! +I'm gon' dye your hair so dramatically that when I'm thru you gon' look jus' like Max Branning's wrinkled glans +*karate RT @SirAsshole: Karrenchi still a bird ass bitch +I think I fucking pulled something at soccer practice +RT @SheaSerrano: SHE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +You know how sometimes there is a take one sign in Halloween? +Disney: Who better to produce #fakenews than a company that specializes in fairy tales? +the Alt Right should be especially welcoming of ppl w/ hard to replace skill sets that means being especially welcoming of artists and musicians and it also means being especially welcoming of ppl w/ elite tech skill like @pax we have plenty of shitposters we need ppl who can actually build stuff +I hope we meet one day thanks for making a little more hopeful every time you smile, love you @linzzmorgan +If only women had fetishes as well even if I get a girl she would never agree to my fetishes. +im FUCKING hungry lil peep wouldn't let me be like this +Maybe if you 'd have gone down to London you could have marched with hundreds of nationalists in the very centre of our nations capital ... +Autism Orgs: We love & care about autistic children. Those Same Orgs: ABA is a miracle! Plz teach your kids to not be murdered by cops. +Also, I think I did a dumb thing by using my real name as a user name ... anyway I can change it ? +RT @HugMakeEm: I love a bad bitch with a attitude, idk why but a cutie that's a savage is sexy as fuck +"I don't retreat. I reload." +"RT @landonluigi: Can't spell ""i fucked up a lot"" without ""dick pal"" Think on that one" +All talk show hosts who are against President Trump and his agenda to "Make America Great Again" can stick it! +We should create an incel society and blacksops2cel inauguration Then there may be some type of establishment we can be apart of and feel important +someone please tlel me i heard that wrong. i had my face buried in my coffee cup. +How do you get Republicans to care about missing immigrant children? Tell them they are in the basement of a pizza place. +The tale of Chad you make her laugh chad fucks her ass you walk her to class chad fucks her ass you pay for her dinner chad cums right in her you fix her computer chad fucks her pooper +"Like last night i dreamt i missed work & i didn't know about it until later so i was like ""omfg imma get fired, that's it"" lmao im thrown" +60 vote required to end cloture, who's fault is it that 60 votes are required? +I want to have 3 children ! 2 girls and 1 boy but the hardest part now is i got to try and find someone to make them with , but so far no luck +why is making a toast like an interracial couple having a baby ? it 's annoying when it comes out black +Clyde is new to the KKK... He is still learning the ropes. +New Zealand's "gender pay gap" to cost millions +The power of Tyrone The depth of what a Tyrone can convince females to do +And I'm out bout $50 .. These hoes be pimping me man 😂 +If the Clinton's were to be indicted over corruption and sexual misconduct, how many years would they be in jail? +A huge ginormous THANK YOU to every that came to support our philanthropy! Surpassing our goal could not have been done without you all! ❤️ +0 women care bout ur preferences @Mickeyzor call me sexist or whatever but I think muscular female bodies look awful and are such a turn off +looking forward to it how lucky are we to have such gorgeous babies. i could n't survive without my kids ( and i certainly consider them my kids with the personalities they have lol ) +"Sometimes u just wanna say ""disgusting ass bitch"" but u remember it's just your period.. chill out 😂" +So now Stormfront Ireland is solely responsible for all racist attacks in Ireland. lol Ted is right this is the work of the Kikes those * * * * ers are never happy . +How do you find a good Hitler joke? Try a Jew and see what works +i would make sex with most of the women with follow me +Nigga... lol IDK ..Elway trying to snatch everybody! RT @jwill252: Come on redskins shitttt go sign revis idk what he want lls +There's a party in a dorm nearby and of course they're trying to be as loud as possible, fags They just look so gay, trying to be super loud shouting out so everyone knows what's going on, and they're not even cool, they're wannabe's +If my mother wasn't such a stupid whore, I never would have been born And I wouldn't grow up to be a depressed socially retarded ugly virgin loser Why the FUCK couldn't I have been the baby she miscarried, I fucking hate that stupid bitch so much, she ruined my life before it even began +Bitches can't fuck with my bitches they deadly +Thousands of yazidi die at the hands of ISIS the world still dont blink an eye as there so called Polictal correction belifes holds them up isreal voted down by globalist no one blinks an eye to the issues they throw up no matter i can say i understood it all & why i Reconize what i do #FuckULeftist +Radical egalitarianism necessarily presses us towards collectivism because a powerful state is required to suppress the differences that freedom produces.” ― Robert H. Bork, Slouching Towards Gomorrah: Modern Liberalism and American Decline +We've all been there, right? ... Right? ... Guys? *crickets* +my wife is so fat that i tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas . +Triple H lolks like a fucking beast driving that. #Wrestlemania +Friday's Abreeza playing the whole fvckin Emotion Side B album of @carlyraejepsen ✨🌟o h g h a d i m l i v i n🌟✨ +I really need to order good luck with your life. I've heard it's the shit. I just wish I didn't have to wait a month @spizzyspose +Blown keg at South Hill Growler Guys: Wild Cherry, a cider from North Idaho Cider in Hayden, ID, is gone +Ya the ignorant want to registered guns so only criminals will have gun . +so my gf didn't know I was crying, well I stopped when I was talking to her and then she said she didn't wanna talk so um help +RT @aN00BisGaming: AN IDIOTS GUIDE TO BATTLEFY - For your matches and reporting head over to https://t.co/w5eL7i5nYm Please see image… +I’d rather have sex with 12 year olds Than be a german speaking hebrew in the 40’s +"""Two things that I just can't respect.... A fuck nigga and a lyin ass bitch"" @YoungDolph DOLPHHHHH!!!" +What's a Black Guys worst nightmare Paying Child Support +Actually, it 's not us who 's killing them ... it 's they who are killing us . +Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! +we fucking agreed to start over, i think it was just me, not you. +@PressSec @POTUS You do not have to answer anything on Flynn. Stay out. Next question they want to spread allegatio… https://t.co/sfezJkeijC +Its amazing how much trash humans can create Just look at an orphanage, that shit ain't gonna decompose +What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle with sand +What breaks when you give it to a 5 year old? Their pelvis. +I Absolutely HATE The Way Harvey Niggas Text Like Wtf💯😐. +I wonder if there's an untapped market for someone to play horror games without pretending be to be scared/having drank like 7 monsters +when do people with down syndrome lose their virginity ? they 're fucked from birth +So if racism is defined as prejudice based on someone's race, then aren't all the protesters with their white privilege signs racists? +I hate walking in that mall by myself these niggas sickening +I like to drive by eating disorder therapy places... And yell, 'raise your hand if you are anorexia', it's funny cause because their bones are to weak to raise their own hand. +I wanna be a tie Hung up somewhere on the end of a rough day +after recent events, United Airlines are now switching business tactics. they are now offering Chinese takeout. +I wouldn't let someone talk to me like that. +What is the most difficult part in cooking vegetables ? Putting the wheelchair in the oven +Why the gender wage gap might ruin the future U.S. economy #EqualPayDay https://t.co/jMZOS9rFQU https://t.co/4F7rVsJS8X FastCompany +Dear Congress, There's more to controlling the deficit than tax increases. +In the Current Year, Progs tell us Darwin stood for secular truth against religious orthodoxy, but they say man's penis can be made into a vagina and Jesus died so that homos and trannies can get 'married'. +Normies hate us for our extreme views... ...but they never sit back and think about _why_ we think the things we think about women, Chads, and dating 🤔 It's as though they believe we were out of the womb hating females and not being conditioned via our experiences and out observations. +PHIVOLCS Director Renato Solidum live on CNN PHL: Re: Magnitude 5.4 quake hits Tingloy Batangas -The intensity 6 recorderd in Batangas City… +THAT'S her? She's beautiful! When you said she dated Dave I assumed she'd be a beastly creature! +what did george michael and madeleine mccann have in common ? they both had gaping assholes when they died . +I saved 8 girls from getting raped today ! I was just lazy to leave the home. +RT @RahleeFranklin: Them hoes so damn nice 💯 http://t.co/jn0ieBdnZQ +What is the game that peole with down syndrome love? Blackjack. +Someone in this 'Spoons bathroom asked if I was fucking Jayden, then confirmed I was not in fact, Candice. I think it's time to leave. +they say there 's safety in numbers . tell that to the million jews +"RT @DevTwoThousand: He WOULD NOT LET UP. ""They didn't say he was his dad, dude, we don't know it, dude."" LIKE, BRO. ARE YOU FUCKING KI…" +I hate those girls who get annoүing as hell when theү're drunk. +twitter,fix ur shitty app i can't even fucking get into my nrew account im mad +It’s amazing when she goes from anal to a blowjob I mean her dick tastes like shit but oh well +I hope she's pregnant and not just fat. Really not flattering. +today has been a fucking cornucopia of emotion wew +What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. +The measurements given in that ad are whacked .. it says house #1 and #2 are 7,000 sq feet ! +Why the fuck do females always bad mouth their exes? I'll tell you , cuz their ass isn't over him!! Dumb bitches +"RT @Zasne_II: Me: ""I wonder if that's Florida"" >Click article >IT'S FUCKING FLORIDA" +They have a deal. It's a shit one. But they have a deal. What a mess. Watch them now ram it through if Malcolm actually signs up. Terrible. +so a mexican guy gets struck by lightning . the obituary was titled " refried beaner ! " +Your momma's so old she's got a separate entrance for black dicks +First aid training helped me learn a lot Like, if the infant's parents aren't nearby, consent is implied. +this joke is so dark . police would shoot it . credit : rb ife +Trampolines actually used to be called jumpolines ...until your mother got on one +I think the circumstances surrounding his death are very suspicious . +We just launched missiles at Syria?!?! Are we going to war?! WHAT THE F*CK?!? This idiot has been in office for a couple months and ALREADY? +Humans are incapable of unconditional love. I don't care what anybody says! We simply can't do it. Finish klaar. +My sister has black people hair! she has to use colored people shampoo! I feel so bad for her, like all her friends have pretty straight blond hair and she has like, an afro! +I got no respect for hoe shit +If Anybody Knows Somebody Or If You Have NFL Season Tickets Trade Them All In For Some WWE, NHL, Or How About Catching A NASCAR Race These Sports Are The Only Sports Who Cares About The American Flag 🇺🇸 National Anthem And Real Americans Get The Word Out +I try to make a habit out of not responding to their conspiracy theories, but that one was too funny not to share. :) +And these muthafuckas are stressing me out about what movie to see and where to eat! Fuckin annoying 😒 +how do you get nearly half of a large group of indian people to turn their heads all at once ? just shout , " hey , patel ! " +Swear to god, they're the same people that objectify women and reify rape culture/misogyny. More importantly, Y do they feel so threatened? +i think my parents might be putting SSRI'S in my food.. my sex drive has suddenly diminished for no reason and my mood is more stable for no reason +Don't do drugs Why shoot up heroine when you can shoot up a school? +I try to look on the bright side since my daughter was struck down with a terrible illness that left her a complete vegetable. At least she can't say no to anal anymore. +Lyf is fucked up n ppl dnt care, they are jus lukn out for themselves... +Worst Chemical Attack in Years in Syria; U.S. Blames Assad - https://t.co/x4XLlBph5p. https://t.co/TiESw9SsUK +Okay I will take your word for it ; but than why do the same people when they use that word not say Cymru for Wales or Polska for Poland ? +If you haven’t already seen it at the TOP OF THE POPULAR PAGE +Aliyah swear to god everybody stupid for a nigga but her +dont tell me imma fake fan 'cause I'm the type of fangirl that is supporting them although i didn't get a good background check smh +Why you should be fired up and ready to start creating profits with our Cannabis Profits Course. Class #2... https://t.co/iFiX9GSfhz +Why do so many white people own pets? Because they can’t own people anymore. +why are most asian hookers cheaper ? because they were made in china . +O.N. Stefan writes her darkest scenes with a pen dipped the blackest ink. https://t.co/lC5l8rWjdQ #retweet #yalit +Let’s play a guessing game Guess the juice: a) orange juice b) grape juice c) zyklon +Fuck around & take them hoes back +Whats the closest you've been to kiss or have sex with a girl? +[Serious with a straight face] Is plastic surgery effective or usually only results in minimal changes? +How many of you grew up poor... Like, your parents were unemployed, or only had sporadic employment level of poverty... And how do you think that impacted on you and led to your current life situation? +PM me for an awful incel joke too fucked up for reddit. +i accidentally said hello to a femnist . court trial starts tomorow : c +What do you have when a mexican and a priest are in the same room? Alien VS Predator +What's the difference between a slide and monkey bars You can't monkey bar your dick into a 4 year old +I heard African kids are being forced to mine diamonds, but I don't see an issue with that. There's a reason we call them minors. +You know, Obama may have black skin, but he was basically raised white. +RT @LahFlexico: I know you probally use to nothing niggas fucking with ya +If I had a sex change then traveled back in time, I wouldn’t even pity fuck myself +“@GANGLANDABBY: What these bitches want from ah nigga 😎” +I friended Princess Diana on Xbox, but she doesn't play any games... She's only on the dashboard. +What do you call a group of five black people having sex? A threesome. +The "teehee" meme is annoying af not gonna lie +Yes! The dumb ass gossip girl Bally is out! Tbossnation I'm proud of you guys! Now #TeamBisola for the money #BBNaija +i have gripfasts. shoes and boots. the boots i have only worn once. i should break them in more. and the shoes are ' dressier ' . +Ima hypocrite. I'll say "I dont fuck with hoes" then 2 days later let a hoe play with my dick in the McDonald's drive thru. Love their fries +girls would you rather a shia lebeouf tier boyfriend who is highly educated (several degrees from an ivy league university), has a decent salary but a 3.5 inch penis OR an uneducated, tattoed facially attractive thug who likes rough sex? +What’s better then winning the gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded. +Are you for fucking real? @A5madAl I am not sexist but I don't think men and women are equal. +OK, I have been through some of the other threads on this section about NS and watched a few videos on YT . +I hate attractive women talking about beauty standards I dont want to hear a fucking model talking about unrealistic standards, i dont want to hear fucking Beyonce talking about "pretty hurts", i dont want to hear fat girls stuffing their faces with burgers talking about body image Show me a 15 year old girl with a face full of pimples and crooked teeth talking about her poor self esteem and then i'll listen +I went through that experience moving within the same county . +just wanted to thank you for meeting up this weekend . +Why can't avicii drive Coz he's fuckin dead +"RT @uptokhalil: yall be like ""too bad i have no friends"" LMAOOOO well thats too damn bad" +Which is why you build them far away from silos , cities and targets of interest to a 1st world nuclear adversary . +How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of it's head. +Do I need to point out the irony here? @BahramEhsas Woman driver in front of me. Better stop tweeting and watch out for her. #nosexist +The 3-year old girl I was fucking started shouting at me "Daddy does it better!" +There are songs like Hunt then there are songs like I Wait then there are songs like You Were Beautiful then there are songs like Free하게 +I love fucking doggystyle The pets enjoy it too! +Gang..I just had to mute this imbecile @h4rdm0us who is obviously in love with some low IQ cretin named "weev" who apparently can't follow THREE SIMPLE RULES....face it IF you are STUPID enough to get banned by GAB you really are a Galactic Level MORON +Get to Know Russia's Answer to the A-10 Warthog in the heat of battle training of our pilots makes the Warthog unbeatable +What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both have a downey junior inside of them +I've always been partial to Lully and Rameau : Jean Baptiste Lully - L' Orchestre du Roi Soleil - YouTube Jean Philippe Rameau /// Orchestral Suites - YouTube +RT @LickMeGently: Big booty = sour face ,no hair ,or she a hoe. +#Football MLS: DC United-New York City FC BUUUUUT pour DC United ! 73. Minute : Nouveau score : 2:0. +How do you know if a black man is streaking? He is completely invisible at night. +Post girls you think are look matched to you so when the incel friendly government comes to match you, they will know but i am curious where you think lies since many of you also openly say you're horribly unattractive +Equal Time for Equal Crime Anyone like this as a motto as a parallel to "equal pay for equal work?" +"@MuteNeopolitan He would of course step back from her before bowing. ""I'm Sorry! Please just end me now!""" +RT @SexyKarenFisher: Oh it's Saturday funny time! You better redneck necognize! http://t.co/qc4mgs3ejp +Give me your most brutal one liners! Thank you! +Normie's wallpaper is quite cringey with that guy fawks mask +what do police cruisers and gas chambers have in common ? they only open from the outside +what do muslims bring with them when they visit the zoo ? lube +what did the quadriplegic get for christmas . a bicycle +If youve met someone who's married to government assistance program B +And these fucking youth group leaders let it happen +Looking like a kid, having a small frame ,and being 5'8 is like a death sentence in the dating market? +Economic rebound + crackdown on illegals and H1Bs = Wages rising to the point where Americans can start having families again +The weaker sex--Boys are being outclassed by girls at both school and university, and the gap is widening +Women are like alarm clocks... In the mornings sometimes you just want to mute them. +The tipping point When do you think you will finally say "enough is enough" and take action? +I'm in south bay and available after 3 PM if any other companies/people would like to meet up. +when you're stupid, you don't know it. life is so easy. have you ever seen a depressed retard? i envy that. +Ethnics should be kicked out of america Honestly im tired of ethnics such as myself ruining such a great country +"RT @tatianaavalee: I hate an ""idk"" ass nigga like take your boring ass somewhere else" +Is it still called pedophilia even when the kids are dead? +"We are going to build this damn wall even if we have to shut down the government to do it" - Trump #MAGA 🇺🇸 #AmericaFirst +White dicks are white, black dicks are black. What is the color of a redneck’s dick? Red of course. Its all the shades of his sister’s lipstick +I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. -Bruce Jenner +Steal my glasses and I'll steal your fucking soul. #MagmaAutotweet +Dont fucking park in a handicapped spot when you're not handicapped. Disrespectful. +Dr Otto Warburg developt a cure for cancer in ww2 +why did the kid go to school? he needed to practice his aim +What a fag +Idiots are in every country And I do n't said that all Croats are idiots . +Called my Head commander 小姐 when I asked for the time. I'm fucked 😂😂😂 +From a philosophical and evolutionary perspective, raping a female with the intent to impregnate it is perfectly justifiable Think about it: if you are of the opinion that life is inherently valuable, then the harm caused by rape is outweighed by the new life that you have created. +A mentally-ill Orthodox cantor who told jurors he was `` The Michael Jackson of Jewish music '' was sentenced in Manhattan yesterday to at least a year in prison for swindling a Washington Heights woman out of $ 36,000 . +Just found @RememberThisPod. Now I'm both kicking myself for not getting in the loop until now and somersaulting for its awesomeness. +@ProjetoooHelp @onedirection @radiodisney @NiallOfficial @LiamPayne @Louis_Tomlinson @Harry_Styles Vinte e seis I M… https://t.co/Ctgv7Souhp +I wanna start an improv group to raise awareness for rape culture. I’m gonna call it, “Yes AND...I was asking for it.” +all of these quotes are from @wadhwa on @tldr. +Norman redditor's biggest fantasy is having Elon Musk fuck his wife while he's recording so that he can post it on reddit later and get upvotes and respect like he's never experienced before +All deses bitches know that you're my nigga. +Hey, you know who would be really good at sewing broken marriages back together? Dr Mengele +"@Evan_McMullin Somewhere, in an alternative universe; scribes proclaim: ""Evan McMullin became President in that moment""" +@BorowitzReport I'm really sorry Andy. but the time for satire like yours, for now, has passed. water between you and fake news is too muddy +The 1P is in the books! #Flyers lead the #Devils 2-0! Intermission report and 2P coverage is coming up next on the Fanatic! +What's black, blue, and red all over? Someone who just got beaten up. +I miss my family, sdk, my stupido crazy friends, and tiba2 trmiss maktab huahuahua hahahah my true life ba sana. +Last night when my son did it to me in the ass, I cut him off his hand. In agony he cried: "Father, why did you do this?" "Everything that doesn't kill you only makes you harder." +A Female Advantage: They have an easier time getting f**ked A Female Disadvantage: They have a harder time getting away while being fucked +i put on a muzzle on my partner’s mouth during sex. this was needed because the first time we did it, she kept on barking. +still can't get over the fact that @PostMalone is 21 that shit is insane +What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese +He soon ceased all efforts to write and led very much the sort of life typical of men who have no opportunities left and (lacking an alternative) exist about large cities, lost to interest and incentive, in states often referred to as being in the gutter. +It boggles my mind that the left want to stand for civil rights, equal oportunities and inclusivity, yet they portray extremely anti genetic behavior and often support palistians and their leaders whom do nothing but export terror and suffering towards others who do not share their beliefs. Like what the actual fuck. +Girlfriend and boyfriend are talking. The girlfriend asks the boyfriend: "How do you spell paedophilia?" The boyfriend is astonished and says to her: "That's an awfully large word for an eight year old." +It should be called twatter because there is something fishy going on there. +Everyone NEEDS to watch this holy shit sooooo goooooodddddd!!!!!! #BigLittleLiesFinale https://t.co/IGpznr722O +Once again, r/ForeverAlone doesn't have the balls to tell a "lonely" girl to fuck off +Oh wait wasn't someone from valve at the SJW dinner last night? I kid. But that would be quite amusing. If it had happened. TOTALLY DIDN'T. +There is no better feeling than knowing someone that makes you feel like you don't have social anxiety when you're talking to them +Thread on /r/Toronto about the CAFE's Pride Parade Application +I dont even know who prince harry is but i hope he uses the same limo driver to drive him and his nigger wife around that his whore mother used +FWM on twitter @217Emmanuel. Got #strippers #escorts #artists #hustlaz #hittaz #bitches #niggas I'm dat dude. +Jacksonville: Gamer 1 : Taking fire, need Assistance! Gamer 2: "TAKING FIRE, NEED ASSIST......bup bup bup bup.... Gamer 3: Damn, Shit is just getting re.......bup bup bup bup..... +"RT @fobdhbot: Pete was like ""Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!""" +I'm sure their failure to dig simple bloody pits for their ordure is our fault somehow . +TFW u dont trust any of ur friends anymore coz they all lefties and u are trying to hide frrom them ;pppp ty #gab <3 +That magazine is fucking cancelled. The hashtags are ridic af the heck #lrt +I went to Africa for an all-you-can-eat buffet I was angry because there was nothing there +jerry sandusky was a such a good coach . he could turn a tight end into a wide receiver +i 've been trying to . get my daughter to call me daddy . appearrantly getting * * our * * mom pregnant does n't make her * * my * * daughter as well . ~*boos*~ +Lame niggaz wait in line, wait for bitches, wait to create, wait for someone else to do shit for them. +"my mama said "" now who tf said that""😂😂😂I hate you hoes on baby knem!" +What’s the same between Alice and black people When you put them in chains they start singing +Who's who's the person or persons who's messing around with my account on gab here you better stop it or I will find your little ass give you such an ass whooping you stupid c********** mother f***** +5 obvious signs your article is clickbait 1) it promises outrage 2) it promises a list of things that are either fascinating, outrageous, hilarious, insane, or quirky 3) click here to read more... 4) your page is a well-known adfarm 5) You include the words, "how to", or "be afraid" +One of the simplest ways to stay happy is... letting go of the things that makes you sad. #MAYWARDForMcDonalds +The #360WiseNetwork Now Has All Of There Properties On One Site https://t.co/Gz9ZmWcO4A - Unlock Your World .@Iam360Wise|#TrendingNow +I have an automatic sandwich making machine Oh wait no, that's my wife +why do pedophiles never win races ? they always come in a little behind +Men just aren't funny! @DammitBoden how many men does it take to mop a floor? None, that's women's work. #notsexist +"@officialdariona chantel, always says this dai. we'll be in practice and all you'll hear is ""living my life like it's golden""" +I've seen support from places I didn't expect when I originally posted my story "Still Here", and I think that's important to point out. +The internet has started to disappoint me, if you don't jump to wild conclusions and try to be the first one to skewer somebody with your morality spear you're a "douche bag" to quote OP, and apparently a worse skuz than whoever perpetrated the act in the first place. +I have no friends How do I make friends and become a normie? +RT @cthagod: Never stop learning. I learn from idiots too believe it or not. https://t.co/sgkXiTyYmE +These hoes going BROKE trying to look RICH. ACT your WAGE! +Do all blacks hate slavery? Or is it just mine? +I bet you can see the Mexic-ants from space with the Google Earth. photo ants on picnic table CYF salt of the earth +The Stock Exchange I like the NYSE just like the Ethiopian population count. Going down faster than ever. +Incredible then when we see nowadays that the world is saying that there is a global village and economies are inter dependent when America sneezes the world catches a cold blahhblahdieblah it is clear that the intention is to move the world into the same economic interdependency . +Heyheyhey, guess whose going to prison? Bill Cosby. +bless my heart . a white man who really had to use the bathroom , but the bathrooms he found were for black people only , and the men 's room was closed besides . he had to go so bad that he decided that he would make himself look black by rolling around in the mud . he is then able to stroll into the ladies ' restroom undetected . as he is doing his business , a black lady walks in , sees his backside , and says , " bless my heart , bless my soul , never seen a nigger with a white asshole . it 's probably an old and abused joke . my older coworker told me this one and made me chuckle . +$5.99/month for an obscure indie-shithole? I'm absolutely fucking furious at these cocksuckers... https://t.co/4xP0tkqXqC +Gf: Hey Baby RG: Hey Gf: Baby, m I looking fat in this dress? RG: Ha, moti. Gf: Okay ??? #RestIsHistory #RahulGandhi rdssaa +Here's one way that chimp society is better than human society. +Today I woke up at 6:30 so I could go to Greenville to play in the mud and I don't think I've ever been more happy:)))) +I noticed the crime stats for Kalispell are a little higher than average . +Jesus fucking christ, people are self-centered. 🔪🔪🔪 +why ca n't muslim 's pass a structural engineering class ? they always bomb out +What happens to be in every room at your house to make life easier but has no production value? A nigger. +im gonna be in the springs area here soon just e-mail me if you want to meet me somehwere like indy nation ( lotsa skins there ) +Everyone luvs 2 wreck things addicted to car crashes mayhem when it is applied to governments calm minds Rneeded or we all get burned #poem +What do you call a black social climber? A gold n * gg * r +The @GOP loses nothing by triggering nuclear option: they would never filibuster a Dem. SCOTUS nominee anyway. @brithume +Oh Chrommagus , we are so lucky that you did not destroy this `` gypsy capital of Sofia '' , ( Whatever it means ) I wo n't argue anymore , I discovered that Coldblooded is 15 years old specialist of racial classifications , if he told me that I ca n't post in Slavic thread .. he might be right Big authority . +Here is what y'all haven't understood yet nothing lol women are fucking whores +aarpfraudwatch.yahoo.com/spot-the-scam-debit-card-scams-220327245.html … How to protect yourself from ATM card Scams? +So it's pouring raining outside. Bout to walk out the building this girl in my class calls me so she can get under my umbrella... +Power to the people = Liberty Power to the State = Tyranny What part of this don't you get? +i 've got a new cocktail that 's made with sake and egg nog . it 's called the nog - a - sake and it gets you bombed +The rule of the Apple mini-displayport to DVI adapter is that you will never be able to find it when you finally need it. +All right! I just raped my electrical engineering exam! +you a pussy ass nigga and I know it nigga. +Why do rappers in the US wear so much blingbling? A negro in chains makes better music +Thirty children died after their school mandated they wear bulletproof vests to prevent shootings. Swimming lessons should probably have been exempted. +You might end up in a heated exchange with someone close to yo... More for Scorpio https://t.co/nuYdAgF3A6 +Devastated to hear of fatality during #IPWR. Goddamn it, not Mike. god f*cking damn it. +"@dosnostalgic @YouTube ""This video is blocked in your country""... I'm in Canada, this regional-based web media thing is stupid." +WBA.... Why Bother Attacking.... retarded ass team what's the point of playing defensive for 90 mins?? +'Just b confident' Kind of hard after getting the shit beat out of me everyday as a kid Not sure how I'm supposed to care about anyone else when literally no one would help me Normies, I hope you all fucking burn +Why don't I punch out all of your fucking teeth, you bitch-- +What does Kurt Cobain have in common with Romeo and Juliet? They were all killed by Love +I’ve travelled all the way to romantic Venice! #SUPERSTARLIFE https://t.co/hztcj9JsM4 https://t.co/9cYFKfX8mc +I WANT A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWW i'm so sick of being lonely and unloved +what do you call black people at the bottom of the ocean ? a good start . +Yeah it could very well deter wild animals from attacking , just be careful in the heat of summer to not burn the neighborhood down etc . +What’s the hardest part thinking about the 12 Thai boys trapped in a cave? My dick +so you are trying to make us look bad ? just because there are a few bad apples in a tree doesnt mean the whole tree is bad ! +A brutal reminder of how women will judge you based on looks, and only on looks. +*watches the phil collegian's sumatotal vid me: IKAW NA BEN TE! STP! me again: YAS DOWN WITH US IMPERIALISM!!!!! +What do you get when you saw a baby in half? A hard on. +RT @Kevin_McAdams: Stop being a little bitch and #fuckherrightinthepussy +Mystic Falls where the blood flows. #FF #TVD @MagnoliaPetale @BeauteArdente @TheOneWithKids @GrandoiseSerges +Fox is trying to complete this challenge as a Guardian Druid and he keeps wiping. And RAGING. Aaaall these salty tears. Mmmm-hmm. +Fri 10:00: Cloudy; Temp 11.1 C; Wind SSE 25 km/h gust 39 km/h; Humidity 97%; Press 99.6 kPa / falling; Health Idx 2.3. +thegambler is back, now as u/thegambler69 For the love of god, I just want one woman to fuck him so he finally leaves forever Not even a fucking day and he can't resist coming back +RT @TurtleMcNasty: Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch +Is that the remix? "@breezyfrmdablok: these hoes ain't lawyers! 🎤😩 lmao my fave Chris Brown song" +So I was raping this 9 year old the other day and she gave me aids, so I realized man my sister has been hanging around with the wrong crowd +Words only have power if you give it to them. +Rebecca please just fuck off, do one, just get lost! Take you and your unborn baby & go away; just hanging round the Dales like a bad smell +Yes I have two different photographs of myself in regards Garabandal (1) at Pines at Garabandal (2) Photographed with Joey who assisted Gara +What does Chris Brown do on a one night stand? Meet beat delete +i get what your saying and there are thousands of non irish here who will never contribute anything to this land . +You owe yourself the #Love and #Respect that you so freely give to other people. #KnowYourWorth #LoveYourselfFirst..Others will come next..✌ +Black kid has a bad case of diarrhea.... He is crying to his mom ---- I AM MELTING !!!!! +I think I figured out why Stephen Hawking died 1- tried to install free version of Windows 10 2- he disconnected his VPN 3-he tried to overclock his wheelchair (got some of these from instagram) +i wish i could sing in front of anybody & like actually go all out cause syd shelby & my family are the only people i can do that with +hate group assignments because everyone leaves shit last minute as if you dont have a life outside of school like wtf +Asked DQ for a chocolate blizzard with Reese's cups and they completely fucked it up. It's two ingredients. +Woman pretends to be male combat vet who was miraculously helped with his PTSD by a TwoXer, who related his post-combat mental illnesses to to rape victims +What does a pedophile do when they're lonely late at night Go looking for nightlights +Only current athlete I feel has the pass to be in a studio is @Dame_Lillard he spits better than half the kats who get paid to do it 🐸🍵 +RT @themurdermami: A fucking timeless BOP. https://t.co/dTtmsYUXo4 +GAB is like living in a limbo echo chamber after life since I was Purged and thrown into the ovens by Twitter 😣 +I stg if they do Lena dirty and have her encourage Kara to forgive mon-el (he'll have fucked up again by ep 21) like they made Alex I'll sue +Paul Ryan is not a real republican.... he's a "moderate" republican which we all know means democrat +Idiots like you fail to last when surrounded by your pets , The name of your alleged savior will be on your lips as you get `` diversified '' +Sugar, Spice... I cheated on my wife +throwback to the time I found spidergirl hentai and the guy fucked the place that silk comes out of? I don't think that's fuckable, my dude… +do you know what a jihadist 's favorite phone is ? samsung galaxy note +So the "Rateme" subreddit just ignore ugly males, but when they see a 19F they go crazy with the praise +If you're a woman and REALLY want to help the guys here then just leave the sub and never comment anything, otherwise you're just contributing to the problem. +Was the un-named transition official directing Michael Flynn KT McFarland or was it, Jared Kushner? +Why Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder were always arguing They couldn't see eye to eye +I'm sorry but I could never cuff a girl that fucked my mans smh😴 +The average Femoid's Instagram wall is essentially a giant Playboy shoot How am I supposed to respect these vapid degenerates? +You CANNOT teach people to be intelligent - we must start breaking students into groups of low , moderate and high intellectual ability and teach each group suitable material . +This Jays-O's game has done nothing for me tbqh. Resisting the urge to flip to another game only because it's the 9th. +What's the best thing about having sex with forty eight year olds? There's forty of em +West Highland White Terriers, proof of God's existence, soooo cute;) +Let's hope the nearly all-White Gold Medal US Women 's Soccer team gets into the spirit too . +Of course the snide rat faced little cunt only just now confronted me about it. I can't wait to leave this place place +Idiots in Govt-what if you had Obamacare and your baby boy was struggling to breathe and O care says hmm. not in your ins to pay +Why are Japanese gamers always mad? Cause it's pretty toxic over there +Cute dumb females trash. +I was born in 71.....So these scumbags decided my neighbors....and my PARENTS HAD NO SAY......WHY? +May all these victims of the `` war on whites '' rest in peace . +I have so many events to attend with adenike this month & next month 🤦🏽‍♀️ why is my schedule packed +There's niggas they hate me and don't even know me. +Another weekend wasted My life is over gents, see you on the other side. +So I've been hearing a lot of people say that Lil Pump has finally given everybody what they had been asking for I was hoping it was a suicide letter +Ivanka was eyeing Castro's Love Child from Canada. Jared needs to go home and take care of that business. #FIREKUSHNER +My dad and brother laughed hysterically when my dad shared the news about the change on weight-lifting uniforms to accommodate covered women. Me:: Why is that funny? Brother:: She's wearing the hijab! Me:: So? Dad:: She's weightlifting. I mean, what's the point, it's not like she's going to get anywhere with the whole (gestures around his head). We are a Muslim family, with a hijabi daughter (me). Sitting in my father's room with my older brother, dad, and little sister, during a commercial break on Jeopardy!. Made me feel helpless, patronized, disgusted, inadequate. If my own family thinks this way about women who cover, what do they think about me? +wut spook me even more is its gon be dark when nigga drive outta hea..... im sick already +We gone talk about this, I got time today, y'all hoes just going to have to be mad this morning +I ain't got no hoes😒👊 +I slapped the hell out of my daughter. She is already 2 months old but still can't take my full dick. +I love how fanbases and fellow PH ARMY coordinate to report the current situation on variuos ticketing sites. Taob ang GMA at ABS. 💕 +This is the same race that thinks raping babies cures AIDS . +Black people are important for the ecological balance of the Mediterranean. The save the white shark from extinction. +u can't talk about how a relationship must be nice when all u do is brag about how many dudes want u, but u curve them lmao ya look stupid +Of all stars I've seen, I've never looked at a star as beautiful as you are. @Harry_Styles ilysm 🌹 ♡ Kindly follow me angel? ღ 52 507 +My gut tells me the percentage of legal minority gun owners is pretty small . +The fact that the NFL spring league starts in April so I don't have to watch boring ass baseball >>>> +Hi @Se_Railway , why are you STILL running a peak rush hour train down the Bexleyheath line with just 6 coaches? Not a one-off. Every day! +.@BoycottBrandy No, those are lies, too. Read the Hanna Rosin article to understand why claiming your proof as proof is pathetic. #EqualPay +Girls are alot like olive oil They are best taken raw and extra virgin +Get a suntan! +You got 15k followers n the same bed sheets from last month .. These bitches be confrused ( @YoGottiKOM ) voice +hella confusing when someone doesn't answer ur messages but be watching your every fuckin move still like ignore me at full length u pansy +do you still want to go halfway? +.@thegeek_chick Again, you have already typed out your ignorance. Anyone who understands economics can scroll up & see you prove it. Thanks. +I'm glad that there aren't any pedophiles in my area Just a bunch of fine ass looking kids. +I'm mad Tailor came out her room with that damn Winnie the Pooh +Man are have to be the strong ones *Gilr: We have to make it through pregnancy *Me: Well some of you make it and some of you die. +One perk of being an abortion doctor Is that you dont need to buy dog food +I told my parents I was gay... They told me my therapy would be “shocking!” +A look at: SPLC on Men's Rights Activists: Plenty of Hatred Towards Women +"Efe killed me with that dairy session. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ""Everything I dey do na to die put"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂#BBNaija" +What do you call a jew only casino? The stock market +We're not cuckservative cowards who are intimidated by the epithets of our mortal enemies, therefore they have no choice but to resort to #Censorship +#BBNaija my fada my fada anybody wey de conspire against me one way or anoda oya scatter dem lyk Tboss and debie.oya prayyyy 😝😝 #TeamBisola +"RT @fvckdonnie: Call a girl a ""bitch"" and she'll get offended but if you put ""bad"" in front of bitch she'll swear she a queen" +What’s the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family. +Most niggas send hate thru the bitches +"""And We're Floating Out into NoWhere"" @KidCudi Adventures & Speed Bullet 2 Heaven is a Futuristic Album 🙌🏾🙏🏾🌊🌊🌊🌊💥🌹 thank u" +An obese guy got a relationship and I cannot I wonder why a guy who is double my weight and not even rich was able to score a 4/10 while I get rejected by 4/10 +Where are the women whose fetish is someone ugly as fuck That's what we really need +"My Russian born wife says ""Putin only understands strength."" She is totally on-board Trumps not submitting to Putin's test of resolve #Syria" +My family is like a treasure You need a map and shovel to find them +Rant over. I still hate this fucked up school though. +Well, it's only because she has that Hispanic last name (Martinez). You know, they are always looking for minorities. +So we were learning about tectonic plates in Geography class today, And I thought to myself, African plate sure is huge for how much food they have +Warning: /r/Incels got linked on a Virginia Riots thread Normalfags really don't know when to stop, do they? +I think #Joanne is @ladygaga's finest work yet. It's hardly left my CD player since October. Yes, it's still 1996 in my #Camaro. 😉✨ +It is amazing that you can create an extremely sexist idea and assume that your idea is just sexist enough to be not be called on its sexism by feminists . +If Wolverine and Magnetto were gay. Wolverine would have to be the giver. +What's the difference between Jews & money? I'd actually care if i lost six million dollars. +@jeffreyelimihe Club football is back with a huge lineup of games on SuperSport. Get the fixtures here. https://t.co/a4BAAKCxCV +Quick question...... what would you do upon meeting a female with a "thing" for incels +Didn't Sextus solve this problem over a thousand years ago ? `` but amongst the Romans it is forbidden by law to do so '' +God-fearing man I'm just a God-fearing man, looking for answers. But I find that the Bible is curiously silent on streaming inter-racial midget porn. +After you've got the Black kids stuck to the velcro on the ceiling, how do you get them down? Bring in some Mexican kids and tell them it's time for pi&ntilde;ata. +what 's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit the bag +Friendly reminder that femaloids would rather fuck a dog than us It's truly over for us +How do you know your relationship is over? When your penis is the only warm organ in her body. + jews walk into a bar . just kidding , it was a gas chamber ! +Therapists keep telling me that I'm too tense and I need to relax more. Edit: Sorry forgot to put a space at the beginning. +I know how you feel BreakTheSilence luckily this is your last year in school and it is almost over otherwise I would say you should look into independent study where you do not have to put up with all the filth that is in the public education system . +When the tsunami hit , you know where did all the people go ? Missing ! +REMINDER: in THIRTY seconds, a female can open tinder and find a man TALLER, HOTTER, and RICHER than you Why even fucking bother? +dont acknowledge these hoes. +Julian page is back all his supporters are gone having to start over.. let's give Twitter a merry Christmas big time please go to his page and support him ..Julian is our hero... +"go get girls like everyone else does" Classic female advice. +With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. KISSES MinuteKweenWinIt ThankYouStarStudio ForKISSMARC +Substitute negativity for positivity, especially in your thought life. Take control of how you think, what you think & how you see yourself. +Watching kids deal with parents who are addicted is so f---king hard. I'm at arms-length from the situation, but dammit... +I'm glad you changed your hair... you were starting to look like Buckwheat! +you can't preach about the show and how it taught you to be decent then use the r slur when talking about the characters, it doesn't work +Romanians and Italians are fighting with one another while the enemy of all Latin people and of all Aryan humanity is laughing up his sleeve . +Just so you know, I added people from Instagram and Twitter :) but I hope to do another give away soon! It was fun 💓 +#MuzziePedos Turkey State Agency Says Girls Can Marry from Age 9 +For only 5% of America’s population I can’t read a newspaper turn on the TV without some Jew telling what o think and do And 99.9% of that advice goes against what’s in my best interest Really makes you wonder what side they are on +That is the most ridiculous crap I have ever seen anyone type . +FFS.. she's flogging a book and making a fortune out of this rubbish. Don't give this con woman a platform (unless for comedy) #latelate +i woke up 5 minutes before 3:00 fucking greattt :-) +What did the United States tell AIDS? Go back to Africa, we already have cancer +I'm not a journalist, buttwrangler. @mja333 +Listening to heavy metal music doesn't make people rape and kill, it just makes people who rape and kill a lot cooler. +What’s the difference between a dog and a nigger? You don’t kill dogs for fun +LOCK IT IN YOUR CALENDAR!! Can't wait :>) Sanctuary Cove International Boat Show Presented By RIB Force... https://t.co/5xENF3a5Ok +Almost done cleaning my room Only took me a few hours to do, looks and feels alot better now +Shorter @WillTar : "Anyone who doesn't agree with you that women should be legally prohibited from driving is sexist!? OUTRAGE" +What is black and doesn't work? Half of London +Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”. +I hate when those little white kids try and act black. Like bitch YOU ARE WHITE +chris brown the punch line is in the title , rihanna . +"RT @_JamesHumble: ""Guys can be assholes but girls are fucking evil"" #Amen" +The only exception with the baby momma is she not stuck on you and ghetto bitch that I will stomp her ass like an African ritual +Is constantly obsessing about having the confidence to flirt with women a form of Pure O OCD, anxiety or both? +"What makes a man basic to you"- "He goes to the gym/likes lifting" +My boy texted me everyday telling me how much he loved and missed me since I was gone ❤️ he's a special one 💍❤️ +“@OGBEARD: Some of y'all bios are trash.” Mine pretty good +What's the difference between a baby and a furnace? A furnace doesn't cry when you put wood in it. +A mother asks her son.. A mother asks her son "what's up with your sister?" Son: she's on her period. Mom: why do you say that? Son: because grandpa's dick tasted like blood. +Spiders are like uncles... They’re fine until they touch you that one time at Lake Tahoe during the family vacation when my parents left for an hour. +How do you execute a Retard? In the electric wheelchair +"RT @issabhadie: "" you crazy "" .. nigga how if I ain't even stab you yet" +Walking around Busch gardens would be great exercise if they didn't have angry orchard and fried everything +Really loving #RichHousePoorHouse love that you can tell the well off family don't act snobby at all. And the kids reaction to trainers.. 😭😭 +Magellano: the flexibility to cook with steam and the simplicity of a mechanical product. #pironovens https://t.co/M6vAlyvS5U +Kern was joking about "triggering" people the other day. Yeahhh. Kern went full Gater, big surprise. @iglvzx +I've seen the mafia murder over 30 people today Who's next, Jim? +This was also in the first 2 ATV Offroad Fury games (I can't remember if it's in 3 and/or 4). One of my favorite things about those games. +"-""If NCU wins you can snap all my cigarettes"" Me-""And if they lose?"" -""You have to smoke a blunt with me"" DEAL 😎😎😎" +We don't have to know the future to have faith in God. We have to have faith in God to be secure of the future. +The sandy hook shooter wasn’t that bad of a guy... He saved all those kids from becoming fortnite kids +#ThursdayThoughts: Gennady didn't want to sleep at nap time so I charged him w resisting a rest +I have OCD so I hate it when I hit things and they shake Especially when they cry +One the Chinese get there teeth into a country that s it they take over . +I Have Swallowed so Many Blackpills I No Longer Thirst for a Relationship The way modern women are, it simply isn't worth it. +Realized that the LA has won only one playoff game and missed twice since Voynov's domestic abuse incident. That fucker really fucked up +Guy annoyed that his sister is walking around with her vagina out all the time, reddit somehow manages to blame him for it +A man from pakistan and a man from Iraq are pointing a gun at each other, who fires first? The drone. +How I feel after improving myself a little but I'm still incel "I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter" +Why are there no black jews? They're already processed into charcoal +At dinner with an upper-middle class friend's white parents when they are visiting her when studying abroad in Buenos Aires. We both study at the same elite Liberal Arts college and became friends whens studying abroad. At dinner they ask the question I always dread in these contexts. My friend's father:: So what do your parents do? Me:: My dad works as a waiter at a hotel Friend's Father:: What? He works as a waiter and manages to support the family that way? How is that possible? (Looks at his wife) Maybe we should get some tips (Laughter) Yes, my father manages to support the family that way but my parents obviously can't afford to take a vacation to come visit me in Buenos Aires. It's difficult enough for them to pay my tuition let alone come visit me and eat at ridiculously expensive restaurants in one of the most expensive parts of the city. A significant part of the US is working class and doesn't enjoy the same privileges as you and your supposedly Liberal family that can't even recognize how alienating and offensive of a comment that is. Don't marvel at my socioeconomic class and make me feel like that token poor minority friend who helps your privileged daughter become more "conscious." +RT @rklace: @RedTRaccoon @mary13737 What the fuck is wrong with his hair ?!?! He SO creeps me out !!! ALIEN !! POD PEOPLE!!! +Yes, his "mangled" wrist may never heal! +What are your guys opinion on dating apps not excluding tinder , apps like MeetMe, and okcupid etc ? +sigh I'll never forgive yall for making hoseok look so goddamn desperate like he literally was about to tie a noose if she ain't accept +Because there were already two other threads on it . +"When u tell your boo that you're hungry and he says ""you're always fucking hungry"" 🙄🙄" +Politicians at local levels hate when talk o extra expense for maintenance yet they expect equipment to last an eternity and upper management tend to put off maintenance in the attempt to make it look like they are saving 💲until it breaks down which ends up costing more than if maintenance was done +I wish the 4ish year old blind child I saw last night using a probing cane lives a fun and love filled life. +BBC: “Spectacular Brown leads NBA plays of the week.” I think they prefer to be called African Americans. +I've been sick for a fucking week when does this end +What do you say when you "roast" a black man? Owned! And for a Jew? Burned! +Ladies if you still using pregnancy as a April Fool's joke you need to get the fuck outta here !! +#SlightlyAdjusted RT @CapoToHeaven Alls niggers wanna do is fuck, tweet, and drink pineapple soda all day +I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and shipped in a box from Cuba +I hate to be the grammar teacher , but you need to use paragraph and line breaks in the future for something like this . +#NCT album sales on Gaon: NCT DREAM: • The First - 79,383 NCT 127: • NCT #127 - 88,922 • Limitless - 106,371 I FEEL LIKE A PROUD PARENT 👏 +"#Kick RUS_D4sKoS, @""SUPER@ [SiC] S1 Naval Strike Conquest All Maps"", for Kicked for high ping (204ms) Ping limit is 150ms" +you inspire me every day to stay positive and to not give up on my dreams 💖 can you follow me and @louisambayon? @Harry_Styles ilysm♡ 96,876 +Men who use the word "ladies," omfg @THEBOSSJIMMBO This is not sexist, but ladies are pretty bad at driving. +I repped yez but must spread it around before ... +I just watched #LawAndOrderSVU. It was... distressing. Corny early in the ep, but then... jesus. +@SicilianInHeels @y3lla lol that's basically like the "you got too many hoes" curve +What's the difference between a dead body and a slice of pizza? Slice of pizza can't feed a whole family.. +@HuffingtonPost looks like any other little porch monkey to me! +What do pizza delivery guys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they don’t get to eat it +Mom:: Oh, so you're straight now? Mom:: You're a lesbian again? No, mom, still bisexual. I have this conversation with my mother everytime I have a new romantic partner of a different gender from the most recent ex. It makes me feel invalidated. +FRICK JUMPSCARED BY A GOD DAMN BALL HITTIN A WINDOW IM LAUGIGN AT MYSELF AT HOW BAD I JUMPED +I go through this thread once a week to check the links . +What do you call a menthol cigarette? Niggerette +I get mine from all outlets even the enemy ones . +Your performance on the #ACMAwards gave me chills. I wanted to stand and applaud in my living room. @mirandalambert +So sick of seeing that damn drawstring bra on Instagram 🤦🏽‍♀️ +" jesus loves you " is a wonderful thing to hear in church . . ut a horrible thing to hear in a mexican prison . +I used to have pet bunnies. :) I named them POSIX and ANSI. +I mean, they're Asian. They'll leave little notes and chocolates. +what do you call an asian with a lightsaber ? count gooku . +a man walks into a gun store and asks " what is the best gun for bears ? " the guy behind the counter shows him a selection , then the man adds : " which ones of these are good for twinks too ? " . +Local-Temp : 26.50 Local-Humidity: 48.50 Remote-Temp : 0.00 Remote-Humidity: 0.00 Time: 348103945 Counter: 0 Sensor: OK IAmArduino. +can kangin fucking drive me over and kill me please +Normies trivialize my incelness, they trivialize my depression, and they trivialize my misophonia I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL why cant i have one thing thats special about me, without you normie fucks stealing my disorders im so fucking angry +Help, my dishwasher's broken It's making loud, obnoxious noises and it's dripping blood. +Cigarettes fucking BOOOOOOM man make my stomach hurt every trip! +My dream is to get an enema from Al Franken +the hunting trip a man 's wife would always beg him to take her hunting with him . she nagged him so much that he finally says , " fine , we 're going tomorrow morning and that 's that . " tomorrow morning rolls around and it 's foggy , wet , and cold . the wife says , " ew , i do n't want to go out in this weather ! " the man says , " listen , you 've got three options : you 're going hunting with me , i get to take you from behind , or you suck my cock . now , i 'm going to get the dogs ready , and i want your answer when i get back . " the man goes and gets the dogs ready and then comes back inside . the wife says , " well , i really do n't want to go hunting now , and i 'm not letting you in my ass , so i guess i 'll give you head . " she starts to suck his cock , and all of a sudden exclaims , " what the hell , your dick tastes like shit ! " the man replies , " yeah , the dogs did n't want to go either . " credit to the great jackie " the jokeman " martling +RT @freexvidi: fake ass bitches bruh LOL 😩 +President Trump's speech at the UN was the best speech I have ever heard a sitting US President make in my lifetime +I know these niglets heard me screaming 😂😂 +"@CB_Baby24: @white_thunduh alsarabsss" hes a beaner smh you can tell hes a mexican +What's the best part about roasting a marshmallow? The screaming +Yes. @TheIronN00B People call me sexist, I say truthful. I mean do you expect a man to do cooking cleaning and washing? +For my son's 18th birthday I decided to take him to the strip club. His mum was very angry. I think I should have told her we were coming. +"RT @christinaxgw: ""an 8th what am i, a fucking math teacher?""" +Oh he's very nice. He's so intelligent and always happy and smiling, and very professional. (pause) He's black, you know. +What do you call a woman that can drive and has rights Imaginary +I wish the ocean was tomato sauce and all boats were pasta +Yeah they're totally just rain vaginas @pjbish @Pocolow a man with an umbrella, just doesn't look right. I'm with you bro. #notsexist. +I fucking hate Courtney & Bryce from 13 reasons why like she is deadass trying to justify a rapist Girl bye +BPD 911 Dispatch: 911/NO VOICE | 200 OLDHAM ST | Thu, Mar 30th 2017, 11:00 am | Medium | P170890863 +When I worked for the CIA I discovered torture doesnt really work... for getting useful information. But on the plus side I learned torturing does wonders for my erectile dysfuntion! +Dear weather, I wanted to go take pictures in the gardens this week but you decided to rain, bah! #liquidsunshine #oregonweather #sigh +In Limerick if caught with a knife Jail loads of women have been sent to prison.Very violent place i am afraid . +"these are women not on social media. these are women not like the ones you are interviewing." - because women on social media aren't real. +Flights are booked!!😊✈️ can't wait to spend 12 days in Cali with my best friend next month😍🌴🌺🌞 @KaylaKoster1017 +Some ways my autism affects me (it’s different for everybody): - constantly reacting to things in the environment others don’t even notice - perplexed & often terrified by group social behavior (I hide it well) - bright lights, sunlight = painful - can stare at trees for hours without getting bored +Someone close to Trump or whatnot, tell the man, that on December 18 twitter will be purging patriots.. Tell him to remove POTUS & personal to #gab If he did, oh my.... +what 's the world 's fastest land animal ? the ethiopian chicken +The Telegraph - Want to age like a Hollywood actress? Go to bed at 8pm, says Anna Friel https://t.co/EYbPC1eISp +So I was walking through the hospital and a young girl approached me... She told me she wanted to be a doctor when she grew up. Sweet girl, too bad we were in the intensive care ward +I believe his dog would like to get as far away from him as possible ! +I'm mad they killed Ramsay aka sexy ass Trevante Rhodes off the show for Kelly ugly ass storyline 🙄 #ILYIW +I hear you loud and clear I still have n't been able to meet up with anyone . +How long is your dick Trying to point the average of an incel +The reason Shelby hates sandwiches is because he is a queer. @RonandFezSXM +A sweet lady offered @aburnha and I clam chowder today while out in the sleet. Wish we had more time to join her! 😩I love kind ppl! #nbcct +A Pakistani girl offered to blow me Don't know if I should be excited or scared +Prince charles....63 million American's voted for trump and will be many many more... don't worry about Republican's here in America...you need to worry about your radical Muslims and isis followers in England...#americafirst #Americansfirst..#MAGA #STORM +Self-aware sexism = still sexist! Magic! @farinjini @micaleel Pizza for dinner? I'd say you need a wife, but twitter would call me sexist. +22nd January 1972 the UK Irish Republic & Denmark all join the Common Market fore runner of the EU. +men are fucking terrible and virtually useless amirite ladies :') +I like my bitches bad wit a Lil attitude +For every nomie laughing at a suicidal mentally disturbed virgins and throwing platitude by projecting his mediocre experience an incel dies +RT @courtneyouregay: A fucking cast https://t.co/Kd4ev6IdlV +People are like snow... If it's black, brown, or yellow, don't touch it. +Not to mention that its a business in jails among the gangs too . +ITT: Use user_simulator for shits and giggles Just call him like this: +/u/user_simulator [your username] +What do you say when you see a black guy in Harvard university? You missed a spot on the floor +What's the diference between a black man and pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4 +Kenapa aku cintanya sama kamu? Just because you’re always there; there to listen when I need you, there when I feel alone. +This bitch literally just said "normal people shouldn't work out in this gym because so many body builders workout here" +What’s the only thing hotter that Demi Lovato? Her spoon. +salad dressing q : what is macaulay culkin 's favorite salad dressing ? a : neverland ranch . +Being bored I threw rocks into the field of brown rice... It took a couple pained yells for me to realize it was the US border... +Let me tell yall....I had a glass of something sweet....this bitch brought me a full glass, im thinking its the same thing and start gulping +run an update account on them while talking shit about them on their personal accounts. they're walmart, darleny was chanel. +But babe. u know i've tried and failed but u just dont know how it feels to lose something u never had and never will +Ovchinnikov IV. Hominin evolution and gene flow in the Pleistocene AfricaAnthropol Anz. 2013;70(2):221-7. PubMed PMID: 23980394. +The Music I Will Only Be Posting Is As Follow Rock,Metal,Country,Bluegrass, And Some Gospel Plus I Do Enjoy Hick Hop But The Only Hick Hop Artist I Enjoy Is Ryan Upchurch +How do you pick up a Jewish girl in germany With a dustpan +X-post from askreddit about the "biggest" double standards. +why do people keep making fun of fat people ? i mean they have hearts too , it 's just that theirs are surrounded with clogged arteries . +Hearing corpse husband like actually have a convo weirds me out because I expect him to say something terrifying +I think Alice was planning to burn the Brady house down but the show ended before she could do it. +I JUST PLAYED A DIRTY TRICK ON THE TWITTER POLICE I WAS SUSPENDED FOR THE 50TH TIME SO I WENT ONTO THEIR APPEAL MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING THEM TO TAKE ME BACK "TOBY BE GOOD MASTER"AND DOWNLOADED A NASTY LITTLE BUG THROUGH MY TOR BROWSER THEY DON T KNOW WHATS HIT THEM YET +cayanns bitch ass fakin being sick to get out of cleaning +There is no gender binary #realunpopularopinions +Why do they even have it in French? It says exactly the same thing! +An in-depth look at draining the swamp Copy and paste threadreaderapp.com/thread/937831014965153792 +doggy licks q : why does a dog lick himself ? a : he ca n't make a fist . +19th Dec 1154 Henry II was crowned at Westminster Abbey. +I bought a handgun for my home to protect my three children but i had to get rid of it To protect my two children +What’s the best part of fucking twenty eight year olds? There’s 20 of them +"My husband was sexually assaulted on a plane" - airline staff and police does not treat alleged sexual assault seriously • /r/legaladvice +You know, you're really cute for an over-sized girl. +• No powers, or ways out. Just fucking brains and compliance... • +I don't think I like your tone of voice. +During sex she asked me if I would shit on her chest. I tell you, children are really disgusting these days. +Every one stop making fun of other people 's pic 's were all a white family.By the way all you lady 's on here are looking fine to bad i 'm only 16 . +Someone shave Kelly olynyk's head and make him eat his fucking hair, fucking jabroni +Sunshine Capital, Inc. (SCNP: OTC Pink Current) | Sunshine Capital Inc. Announces That The Company's Use of… https://t.co/Hyfq7utesX +What do Jews and shoes have in common? They're more common in 39 than in 45 +Just shows how thick they actually are one farmer-one bullet they will just end up starving and asking WHITES to feed them +You can tell when a Brexiter has lost the argument because they start saying they did it for the Greeks or the Spanish. No, you didn't. +My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I put her into the back of my Mercedes and drove it into a wall. +I miss having Jihadist bitches in my crosshairs... Ahhh the good ol days... +Looking for a white girl in Virginia ( of all places ) around 21-25 . +What did the chemicals vendor say when he was asked about the soaring Zyklon B prices during WW2? "Business as jewsual." +My curious cat has been like a desert and now all of a sudden I'm getting really deep messages about anonymity and such +It can be pretty hard to hear over the noise, so ladies, just yell at me like I'm your boyfriend. +You are alienating me because you're not speaking in English. +Anyone throwing shade on Barry Manilow today, I just have two words for you. FUUUUUCK. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU. +My girlfriend keeps ranting about me spending too much time on arthropods.. She doesn't know that she is the last one in the centipede. +How does A WOMAN get the idea to study computer science? +What’s worse than sticking 10 oysters in someones twat? Sucking out 11 +BBC News: Graduates face difficult decisions about their future Namely, one wank or two before going to the job centre +I’m not surprised that kids in America like Fortnite so much... I mean, who doesn’t like jumping off buses and shooting everyone in sight. +#Venezuela Time for a Constitutional Convention to Create a #NewConstitution with real separation of #Power! +How do you save a nigger from drowning take your foot off his head +Folks can say what they like about me, but they CAN'T say my views, the fruits of MY considerations AIN'T mine ~ #CriticalThinking +Now that I think about it, I'm quite upset with La La Land because my ideal first date has always been the planetarium & now I feel robbed. +Oh that's a triple three six, isn't she a devil worshipper because I'm too fucking ignorant to do some research +what do a noose and intestines have in common they both deal with human waste +Slut Loves Sucking And Fucking Boyfriend On Cam https://t.co/FqfZnkbyQ6 +How much wood can wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Idk but it felt amazing when I fucked it. +This is a sickening trend , even in countries like mine where there are not many Negroes they do this and all because of the sickening media brainwashing . +That mr peace of shit guy has loads of mental issues. Damn, that's why his tweets are so callous and bitter +Lol i see your point. I've never seen anyone that i dont know run game, other than black thugs with their "ayy ma let me holla at chha" +did you hear the one about the jewish philanthropist ? me neither . +It's indeed a conspiracy theory that insists Whites work together to hold Black people down to benefit Whites in some way . +Flaw bitches. Flaw bitches everywhere. +How does an Indian student in Hogwarts school cast his spell? "Opuns Bobs and sho Vagenes plss...." +Whats the hardest part of watching a school bus full of children go off a cliff? Your erection. +could you upload a pic of this amazing set up ? +As expected of a man with a full-time job, you forcibly made them agree with you by using exotic sounding western words! Hence- +Here's a thought that would be fairly easy to implement: webapp that lets you get stats/links to mentions you received from blocked users. +My daughter’s pussy is like a bank Time for me to make a deposit +I like my slaves like I like my coffee Black +What do you call this (visualise a man standing with arms stretched horizontally and head hanging) A shit way to spend Easter +All Jews were asked to rate their ride to Auschwitz They all gave one star +I love black people I feel like everyone should own one +What did the neck beard get when he went to Africa? M’laria (Don’t mind this) +I hate when you get caught cheating on your wife by your wife's other personality. +Chin implants are VERY expensive Yes my parents can afford it but I am a good looking man who doesn't need to change the way he looks and it's all in my head +Everyone in Afghanistan and Iraq knows how to make road side bombs. They learn from their fathers and uncles. Monkey see, monkey do! +Bitcoin is worth more than gold, good job. +Even more proof that most men are unattractive to the average women +It’s time we bring awareness and education around hearing health to the global stage. I am a Global Citizen, and I am #HereTogether. +THIEVES!!! while the rest of us STARVE on the STREETS spineless worms stealing from hardworking slaves +What's the difference between an electric car and a jew? That's right, you don't gas an electric car. +It's human to react negatively to abuse. Trying to blame someone for reacting to abuse is, unsurprisingly, a tactic of serial abusers. +Yeah!! The Boss Mr. McMahon is here on #RAWaftermania!! No Chance In Hell!! Wonder Vince has to say. +I will be attending the ass hair hall of fame dinner this August as I do every year +for some of us whether its face or not, we wont be able to function until we stop obsessively thinking about our faces +What do you call a asian with a broken back? a Chinkie +Ernie: How many dead hookers does it take to turn on the attic light, Bert? Bert: I don't know. Ernie: More than four 'cause it is still dark as shit up there. +Selfie Thread we should have a thread where we all post selfies +One reason we moved out of our ( at one time 99 % white ) neighborhood was because massive numbers of Chinese moved in and i swear to you a literal rotten smell came with them . +What do you call a goat with no legs? Disabled. I'm kidding a sex toy seems more appropriate +Oh come on, what kind of asian are you? Thats why you're part of the team, to do the math. +Omg i just order a chocolate fountain, can't wait to fucking use it +If you're a Dad take this survey for Dads and what they think about parenting. +After several attempts, I finally got my username for reddit. Because this one "doesn't already exist"! +What do you tell a girl with a black eye? Nothing! You already told her twice. +bitches love Sosa so I guess I'll wear Sammy Sosa 😏😂 +I just have to study for three and a half more years until I start working on a masters in electrical engineering Feels like it never ends . +In a fast launch type scenario, we're all doomed anyway regardless of the AI's values. Unless they also solve human alignment (LOL). +"""You ain't shit"" BUT been on my own since I was 18, have my own home, own my own vehicle, and work a full time job...& raising a 2 year old🙃" +They shifted a wire leader with blood, that from the way across the pink swim-bladder like full-blown roses stained and then +Kaitlyn sure can kick good for a girl. +.@BristolBen @TheGags29 has either taken to some seriously ham fisted trolling or shes on meth/out of meth which I have suspected about her +Whats a jocks favorite type of porn? Homophobic gay porn +Classical music is amazing but it 's no good for the gym , I have to play some metal for that , a new band I have started listening to called Spellblast fits the bill nicely . +money, weed n bitches... hanging wit snitches shit it wasn't my intention +Scarecrow Why was the scarecrow from the wizard of Oz called a copycat? +How do you know if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl. +If I had a dollar for every gender there was... I'd have 1.75 and a shit ton of counterfeits +A black guy walks into a bar.... Bartender: Hello Black guy: sup NIGGER +Report: Apple ‘Slowing Down’ Older iPhone Models Apple has confirmed it is slowing down older models of the iPhone, claiming it was in an effort to prevent random shutdowns. +Congrats @Gadget_Helpline Your blog has been selected as one of the Top 65 Gadget Blogs on the web by @_feedspot https://t.co/y1XqtmX4D7 +What's the first thing to do after you rape a deaf girl Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone +What's the best thing about parks? Unattended children. Whats the best thing about unattended children? They can't can't tell the difference between your cock covered in strawberry sauce and a lollipop. +Vote for Doctors Opposing Circumcision in the Reddit Donate drive +Yeah im emo who fucking cares https://t.co/IKTODHSgrO +Will Michel Jackson be white or black when hi comes to heaven? White, because everything is perfect in heaven. +This new dating app is amazing! Roblox is a weird name for it though. +It's ironic that those who SHOULD be in jail want to put President Trump in jail--who should NOT be in jail.... +mmm I wonder, now that in Spain there's a boom of manga licenses, if someone would dare to license Golondrina, the bull-fighting manga +What’s the similarity between texting and giving birth? Both contractions start appearing around the same time. +My doctor told me that I should lay off the trans fats. I guess this is goodbye, Tumblr... +Ma'am, you have to wait with your own party! Excuse me, ma'am, you have to wait your turn! +half life +Is it me or do things tend to blow up every time Ariana Grande takes the stage??? +"@idcluis calling me retarded but using ""your"" in the wrong context smh" +how do you stop a mexican tank ? shoot the guy pushing it . +What do you call an orphan’s family tree? A stump. +Boring People, Fucking Grays SiM #なうプレ #NowPlaying +RT @_TyMoore: For all those watching that so raven. Look at this negro now lol😂😂😩😩 http://t.co/nEcAKyTdI1 +Why are black people good at basketball? Because You shoot, steal, and run +I picked the wrong week to give up @MountainDew. City is closed tomorrow due to storms coming through. 😬😬😬😬 +What do you do when your dishwasher isn’t working? Slap her +It was incredibly fucking difficult to type that. +What’s similar between my jokes and Flight 93. My jokes don’t land properly +What’s worse than a Jew in a Gas Chamber? A Muslim in a hot tub +Normies who say we deserve to be alone: "When a man is ostracized by society for being ugly, he deserves it, and society doesn't owe him a thing" The callousness of normalshits never ceases to amaze me. +You know that there are many organisations working on behalf of Syrians and you can donate some money? Just saying. Nevermind. +Is THAT a girl or a boy? +mentally handicapped people do n't want to be referred to as " retards " anymore . apparently the new correct term is " genetic nigger " . +*Update* How do I avoid screwing screwing my child's father over with child support? +Why do they have trees in the ghetto? Mass transit. +Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's Disease? Fuck, I had the punchline a second ago. +A muslim enters a building.. With 500 passengers and a plane +my basement is like an american school no child comes out alive . +Tournament filling up, 7s, 9s, & 12s are full !!! 8s, 10s & 11s only 4 spots between them ! #NotTheBiggestJustTheBest #BYFCShootout2K17 +Would you knowingly raise another man's kids if it meant a(sexual) relationship with the mother? +what is a black's city in brazil? rio de jenegro +what is blue , yellow , orange , purple , red and green ? an old black lady on her way to church . +RT @brijhaeee___: I started giving up on myself & that's where I fucked up at +Hoe bitches act up i turn chris breezy +I just wanted validation So a drove to a garage and got my parking validated. +Bitches corny with that not saving numbers shit I hate them hoes +Why have Europeans been brainwashed into accepting that their percentage of the population total will decline by 10% per decade? +Going to the career fair made me realize how much I really don't know what I want to do the rest of my life 😳 +Can you imagine Jesus on Twitter autistically screeching about fucking Easter Eggs? +I was doing a Computer Science degree , but really disliked it so I 've left . +Otterbein's production of Damn Yankees was so incredible I could've sworn it was all professionals, I recommend everyone go see it!! +Why do Mexicans name their children Jesus? It makes no sense. Jesus wasn’t Mexican he was human +Whats the difference between 9/11 and Christmas Muslims don't celebrate Christmas +i get that paraprofessionals really are n't teachers and paralegals could n't actually cut it as lawyers . so what 's so great about being a paralympian ? +@Massimososa1 @ArianaGrande Thank u 😊 i am bringing like a small birthday bag I'm just so scared they're guna take… https://t.co/KuwMO8YBZe +Biggie this one you are doing so, don't go and give the money to the wrong person Ooooooooi, o dey watch u sha! #BBnaija +Some heightcel truths When movies mention goingback in time and doing everything better , it's an alien concept to me because i always did everything perfect but everyone fuck on my height,no matter what you would do and go back in time you can't change height and late puberty , so fuck you hollywood i can't relate to your fucking movies, fuck you anime too . +I'm very excited to be back on @FLOSSWeekly next month. I suspect this is going to be where I'm able to announce a new project by OAPI. +This is the shittiest tweet ever it looks bad & there's no effort +How do you help a friend who is on the verge of suicide? Give them a push in the right direction +Drugs Do you guys use drugs and alcohol as a coping mechanism? +The loneliness is causing my soul to rot I just want one girl to love me, famalam +Sex is always best with someone you love. At least that's what I keep trying to convince my daughter. +We're called "white supremacists" because we don't want to become hated minorities in our own countries We're called "white supremacists" because we don't want our history and culture erased It's insanity +I just lost my virginity to a disabled woman. She said it was amazing, she couldn't walk afterwards! +vodafone offered me either i get b of data or i gift it to wheelchairers . why would i if they ca n't surf +the fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don't like that.. 🎶 +RT @_FatNick: Except for 5% of people , Everyones either a fucking retard a fucking thot or fucking a fag +I swear these hoes *aint got nothing on you * ✌️😊🙏 +I'll likely be back up in the PNW for conference season. +Why did the chicken cross the road? There was too many black people on the side he was on. +Nigga a dyke RT @2Girls1Richard: .. RT @_AyooTeezy: Melo garbage ass just now hitting 20k +"He's the best salesman I've ever met. He could sell ice to an Eskimo." #fuckthanksgiving +Me: It's been a pretty decent day! Good things have happened! It's the weekend! Suicidal ideation: :) +This type of rhetoric is why I can't get behind the Men's Right Movement. +Yes and in the meantime you forget that you belong to a Nation . +So? +Well. About to run out of quotas. Can't play gbf later. I'll proly would and be back when I'm able to top it up again. Nighty~ +I don't miss you. I don't miss you. I don't miss you. I don't miss you. I don't miss you. Who am I kidding, I really fucking miss you. ? +Fifteen years on and they still blame white rule . +If someone has had a crime committed personally against them online, the police aren't likely to listen to anyone BUT them. @PendragonTarot +My humor is so dark It should be picking cotton +Just bought a bunch of Tupperware and grown up colt thinks it's great but little colt hates how much he's turning into his parents +Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot, and steal +yo having me as a trophy, friend/bestfriend, should consider me as a fucking trophy, because i'm lit asf, boo. +Winter Olympic Medal Count For African Count Egypt: 8 Ethiopia: didn’t It’s a reworded repost. +When Starbucks had that race talk crap a few months back . +what is it called when you shoot a black man ? [ removed ] +Online harassment is something most people have faced at some point, regardless of their views on ethics in games journalism. +I just saved a little girl from getting raped. By shooting her in the head. +Can someone help me find out what "runch" means Edit: nvm i just found out, it means dog in chinese +I don't know who will win in AL, but I do know Democrats are corrupt! +What do you call a five year old with no friends A sandy hooks surviver +But he can never be a *real* girl. +My boss & I were talking about food, and I mentioned Pakistan. Boss:: Oh! That's where you're from. Me:: Yeah, I moved over here when I was 5. Boss:: Oh my god, you can't tell at all (genuinely surprised) Me:: Yeah, but I started kindergarden here, so it's been a while. Boss:: But still, you're very good. I've grown up here for the past 17 years. +Okay but when Harry goes on The Late Late Show can he and James please do a riff-off?? I need that in my life omg +Yes @wix the company website for @jmheating indicates you did or are building it but its listed at my home address so can you place check +Wife pissed me off the other day so the only thing I have ate in the last two days is hops & barley...Sometimes you just get fed up with shit... +{ @DeviantBaelish } « skill and rather hardened nature. Deep down under that stone exterior, Tavaline Roosa was still just a girl, a girl » +there are two types of govt one is shadow👥 bureaucratic on the Hill and the other is federal they always clash they must be pedophiles +fuck your stupid ignorant inhuman ass @realDonaldTrump .l. +praying for all those who don't have a home in this crazy ass Georgia weather +what do donald trump supporters and zika virus babies have in common ? brain deformities +So TIRED of being ugly Everything I do having to be reminded I am a repelent of females is so taxing on my mind, as if that is not enough hearing girls talk about cute guys they like or catching them stare at some guy in class is just heart breaking man... +Only 6 Corporations Control Over 90 % of the Television Channels These Corporations are Anti-White and are Turning Our People Into Zombies Let 's break the monopoly of news and information by supporting alternative , pro-white media like Stormfront . +I havent received a text message in months maybe years Only from my phone company and my mother a few months ago +Single Moms make more on welfare than by WORKING! +You have no idea how much you make me smile, how much I love talking to you, and how much you can change my whole mood❤@Itsnmf6 +Middle way Life is only suffering… Self-fulfilling prophecy All of life’s a pleasure… Fleeing to apostasy +it 's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person . the other day i wrote a message , " hey babe , thinking of u makes my cock hard , ca n't wait to sex u up ight " and sent it to my year - old daughter . imagine how embarrassing it would have been if i 'd sent that to the wrong person . +ZERO reason for President Trump to listen to the 9th Circuit or other shitlib judges when the Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY overturns their shitty communist decisions! +[Female Hypocrisy] Femoids make a thread dedicated to bashing creepy men - but when a Chad does the exact same thing they are whining about in the thread he still gets some pussy. +I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer... but no one will do it. +looks like @StephenBannon is getting what he wants. fuck you, @potus. fuck you @realDonaldTrump. fuck you @SenateMajLdr. fuck you @GOP. +#McConnell should have changed the #filibuster rule months ago MONTHS AGO +Everyone has that one guy no matter what they say y'all fucking +Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump. +Anybody ready to go Burn Down Any Trailer Parks with this one #Disclaimer Please don't literally Burn Any Trailer Parks down it's against the law and you'll be locked up plus I've major love for all of My Trailer Trash people I was raised #TrailerTrash + Steve Bannen‏ (Twitter) I'm not aware of a single person that believes Hillary Clinton's story that she fell while 'running down the steps with a cup of coffee'. +If you're white with a 7 and lower ethnic girl you're basically an incel And If you're with a girl who uses reddit you're only 1 points higher than an incel. +When you're a straight female but you and your guy friends still stare at ass together #AssForDays #friends #Guyfriend +These idiotic April's fool jokes are already getting annoying omg. I'm so triggered +"You know what's prob greater than winning tonight's game???? North Carolina Avoids The Almighty ""Crying Jordan Meme Face""" +Why do young teens like to impress people with their clothes? My 13 year old daughter begs me for clothes whenever guests come over. +[Reminder] You look uglier IRL than in pictures and mirrors +We have a good reason for it to but you people want to get in the way of it . +Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday +The Audi add they just ran for super bowl about the wage gap... SMH +Every night I beat my cock to make it last a little bit longer. Hopefully this one won’t lose me 2 stacks. +Why didn’t Zorstorer kill Nick when he killed everyone else? Or did he, and the stick saved him? #Grimm @NBCGrimm +I legit blocked It movie because I kept seeing images and videos of that clown and freak out to death ugh I hate clowns +From Twitter "Anheuser Busch wants to know your feelings about the NFL, they are considering pulling their advertising Call 1-800 342 5283 and press 1" +RT @nigelgod: You're all fucking mad. https://t.co/a1rg7B8Zyj +in the ' raid ' of Hamburg phosphor bombs were used . +If Obama wrought this much corruption within the FBI, what do u suppose he did in agencies with less oversight & public accountability? +At least Harvey Weinstein probably did what no man will ever do again.... Feel Angelina's tits +I can't even say black paint anymore. Now I have to say "Jamal, will you please paint our house?" +B4: Denham Springs 1, Zachary 1. Tyler Jackson doubles in run, but Brock Batty gets out of further trouble. @LPNews1898 +i like my women like i like my coffee . black , bitter , and preferably fair trade +What's best 2 buy first when starting an @weratoolsuk collection? @BradHplumbing looking today and we've got the bug. #changingboilerparts +Donald Trump: Democrat Shutdown a ‘Nice Present’ for One Year Anniversary as President +Yeah, she 's gonna end up just like the last hoe bag that got involved with the same chimp . +“@JabbCaesar: & these bitches bound to get hurt, cause a lotta these niggas be playin”hell yeah +it's really disgusting the amount of bitches you niggas cum into...like take pride in your wood....BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😂💀 +.@carolinesinders email vid to randi@randi.io, share on Dropbox, Amy file share service, whatever you prefer. +I just started celebrating that homerun by Kyle Schwarber in my organic chemistry class and looked like an idiot +"@usaproudnow You: retweets ""i love puppies"" Original tweeter: *changes tweet* ""i 'Hate' puppies. Follower: zomg why do you hate puppies??" +"@bonyscribe Wouldn't surprise me. However It would make more sense if it is Bray""s real life sister. @MikaRotunda" +Sometimes I don't know which is worse: The crazy leftists who are hell-bent on destroying our civilization, Or the delusional cucked-right who are more concerned with their "principles" than actually stopping the destruction. +if u have facebook and dont have 1k+ friends, its over for u +I hate someone who lie all the damn time! like bitch 😒 +Parliament recommended to look at laws on issuing of birth certificates so it is easy to verify the real ages of girls in child marriages +We dont care about Alaska while it is not white land . +RT @7WorldINFINITE: [PIC] 170402 Han Minjeong instagram update with #INFINITE Sungjong https://t.co/ovfX0AkjCC +what was the autistic kid doing on the ground ? his best . +what do you do when your lawnmower stops working ? deport him . +And who is this lovely exotic young lady over here? +sharp what is the sharpest thing in the world ? a fart . it goes through your pants and does n't even leave a hole . +Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon shoot you +Somebody please give this kid a quick lesson in history , geography & irony before I throw my iPad against the nearest wall +That Feeling of Emptiness That can never be filled for an incel, meaningless living, coping even redditing and gaming can never fill it. +There is sometime at this shelter that is waiting to see the same puppy I want. Death match in the streets. +"RT @stylespetrovaa: I WANT LOUIS TO RECEIVE THAT FUCKING AWARD CAN Y'ALL HEAR ME??????! #SteveAoki & #LouisTomlinson ""Just Hold On"" #Mashu…" +There is nothing wrong with the ad people. You just made a huge deal out of it https://t.co/hm2glLKmfA +Wind 0 km/h ---. Barometer 1009,9 hPa, Aumento lento. Temperature 12,5 °C. Rain today 0,0 mm. Humidity 83% +What do you call a half Vietnamese and half Black guy? A vinegar +I got fired from my job at a bank. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. +What’s the difference between a Dog and a BlackPerson? I don’t pull so hard on my dogs leash +Trump and his evil cabal of criminals will be caught and his lying ass will be impeached and it won't b a moment too soon. +I will say I like the idea of this Ruger LCR in 9mm . +"@JudicialWatch A bunch of crap. These so called ""Powwows"" should be held at Border Patrol HQ. same for all government agencies." +"How bad is that ""SLUT"" tattoo on her arse @justtattooofus" +Do you girls have children yet? How old are you? Oh, well you will have them soon. +Ive had a little whiskey and have Shania's come on over on and I'm laughing just when I thought it couldn't get worse I forgot my purse my sweet little wife used to clean the house on Saturday playing this now shes in heaven +dylann roof killed black people . what did the police department do to him ? offer him a job as a teacher at the police academy . +This nigga to my left ugly then a bitch +There is no circumstance in which threatening children is considered OK. There is no circumstance in which "triggering" is OK. +IT'S FAITH THAT MAKES ALL THINGS POSSIBLE FAITH MAKES IT POSSIBLE 4ANYTHING 2 HAPPEN C WHEN I SAID FIX IT NOW I DIDN'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY OF JESUS CHRIST BUT AS SOON AS I USED HIS NAME IT WAS OVER &NOW THERE IS NO MORE DDOS-ER IF THERE IS THAT JESUS GETS HIM &THAT GAB GETS BETTER PROTECTION AMEN +I want this on a shirt "Al Franken he is the most he gets bitches from coast to coast" +I didn't even breathe until i was 1 second old Oxygen will come once u love urself and take 6 virgillion showers and respect oxygen smh so stop being so entitled to oxygen thiz iz why ur oxygencel +I lost my virginity yesterday I was having sex with 5 girls at once, and it was going so well, until the kindergarten teacher came back early. +The bigger you get the easier of a target you become, should make it easier for the haters to Kiss My A$$ ;) +Why do black people not go on cruises? I think that some black people do, it is just a choice. +I AM AN IDIOT I ASKED MY MOM TO BUY SNICKERS BUT IT HAS NUTS IN IT FAMNN +I dont believe i or anyone living today brought you here or wanted you here . +What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit. +@Raul_leura @no_way_hoesaaay lmao that nigga was about to go Beethoven on that bitch 😂 +making it any small bit harder to activate an unconscious bias would do much good. +No, you will be on the prowl for something to suck on in the nearest public restroom . +Whats a very late abortion called? A shotgun of course. +Dealing with journalists 103: Don't threaten to appeal to a higher authority if the woman isn't properly deferential to you. // @wadhwa +And this is why SA went from First World under Botha 's rule ( deKlerk does n't count ) to a Third World begger horde . +"@jennamccarthy98 every time I see your dad I think to myself ""sparkly snacks a lot"" and then I giggle like I'm a kid. #GoodMemories" +"Rogue regime" is code for countries without a Rothschild central bank +Let's stop using that word in stupid, ignorant and derogatory ways. It's use implied subhuman status. +Fuck man people Od annoying. I don't wanna chill I would rather be alone than in ur company!!! How do u say that nicely +What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape. What do 8/10 people enjoy? Gang rape after the father felt bad. +What Is the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET? ET can speak English and wanted to go home! +My 22 pump action long rifle for fun My mosin nagant for hunting My semi automatic 12 gauge for home defense buck shots My browning 1919 for personal side arm My mauser k 98 k scoped for hunting +There's a woman writing a "women in tech" book. And she's stomping on everyone in her path as long as she gets money for it. +Glad We're Private Again This place isn't for normies +Journalist here looking to interview a Columbia student regarding the Nungesser/Sulkowicz scandal : columbia cross-post to Columbia U's reddit. +My moms gonna be real bummed if she comes out here and sees me rolling in the living room but this is my favorite chair in the house :( +good luck NoRemorseNoRegrets , hopefully its good news about your job and lets hope you dont become another figure in a stat ! +/r/lawschool post where users are ecstatic that women did better than men, imagine if someone went the other way with this +Tasek Gelugor mp Shabudin is sick and bloody idiot +#Wetbacks and #Dreamers sending too much money to #Mexico Cash Remittances to #Mexico Set $26B Record in 2017… +This morning I found a video that was quite interesting , as it demonstrated how this question frequently comes up even after serious crimes . +A lesbian and gay couple go on vacation. Who gets there first? The gay couple, they had their shit packed the night before. +Stacy fires her gun on a homelesscel because he dared to speak with her. +This fanfic has my feelings in shambles. This multiverse theory is fucking me over. I can't believe. +Age 17 is legal to pick up a child as long as you had a writen letter from the parents. Mrs. Wilson is the rule book on not letting a child- +My wife doesn't like it when i play peekaboo with our daughter It has something to do with "stretching her vagina too much" P.s. not dark enough? +If there is dirty dancing or sexual contact report it to the principle likely there will be some and maybe they wo n't ever schedule a dance like that again . +Gabe Newell diagnosed with stage 2 cancer. But it'll never reach stage 3. +Today is valentines day and I finally got to have sex with my girlfriend... in her coffin. +Black is not okay :( Black is not okay :( +What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? Batman can go to the store without robin. +#ThingsIWontApologizeFor telling everyone the @Padres suck bc there owners are fucking stupid! +Tech conferences crack me up. Everyone is walking around in black, white, or navy blue shirts. Meanwhile I'm all neon pink and cyan. +I live in Ethiopia Happy new year 1219! +There's no need to apologize she came for you while you were minding you business https://t.co/ueADDeLCSV +What do the mafia and pussies have in common ? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. +I blame feminism for nofap The vilification of male sexuality has gotten to the point that things like Nofap exists, where masturbation is once again seen as a great evil, thanks to feminist we're entering a new age of nep victorian values based on peursado science. +They came for the Daily Stormer, I did nothing because I am not a neo nazi, they came for the Shoah deniers, I did nothing because I am not a #Shoah denier, they came for me, there was nobody left to do anything (Ron Broxted). +It's really annoying when people walk up and tell me what a beautiful pit Klaus is. He's not a pit 🙄😂 +The booze thing should n't be a big deal . +How do New Yorkers like their marshmallows? Jet-puffed. +Help me find a video I'm looking for a video where a feminist was sitting in front of a committee member with request for funds but the committee member deconstructs her argument point by point and ultimately proves that her reason for requesting funds is completely wrong +the doctor gave me some bad news today , told me i had six months to live . " but doctor ! " i said . " you told me i had depression ! " " yes . " he said . " but it 's terminal depression . about six months from now , you 'll hang yourself . " +Stupid bitches. +I myself like to use Euro pride world wide in a collective effort . +I propose a ban on all #todo apps going forth and if you break this rule you will be defrocked as a professional #programmer +Every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over. and fuck fuck fuck tang ina fuck oh my !! !*(!*^*&^# +How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. +for anyone who 's watching america 's got talent this season i would say talent like kechi 's is rare , but it appears more well done . +The thing I don’t get about paedophilia Why do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? +What do i love the most about pedophiles? Their children. +If you can work in a slaughterhouse your fucked up.. +I'm too ugly to leave the house I get looks from everyone and people sometimes laugh i fucking hate that +If you ever failed a suicide attempt always remember You’re a loser and you should kill yourself +what do you call a nigger hitchhiker ? stranded . +um :))))))) it's been months but i just looked into the jaebum homophobia thing and i am so fucking angry and disgusted +Judge throws drunk driver’s mom in jail for laughing at victim’s family in court (xPost from /r/news, we need more Judges like this) +She's pretty for a Black girl. +what were kurt cobain 's last words ? " courtney , put the gun down " +Very good I like this WE all play a role as part of the White nation . +Ya kno nigga got two accounts...🙊 RT @i_EaT_PIE: When the lil bitch start Tweetin... She'll see these tweets or someone will snitch +#Trump is doing a great job #Back #Trump Support #Trump +what 's the difference between a woman and a toilet ? you do n't have to run from the cops when you use a plunger on a toilet . +Anderson and Moss execute a picture perfect Hit & Run to the right side! Runners on 1st and 2nd. +Why do I gotta be so attracted to certain females like ok ya it's a female & not a male so I'm doing somethin right but nooo, wrong female!¡ +Guys have certainly given plenty of very good advice/insight in this subreddit. The problem is when people give terrible advice, and terrible advice can come from both genders. Just be sure to upvote good advice and report anything that is particularily rude, off-topic, or sexist! +when people discuss death note with me they try to discuss how much they love L and I'm like oh gosh no im fucking with Light hunni +Studies have showned that Communist countries have lower cases of food poisonin Its because they dont have anything to eat +Friends and family say I AM kind, intelligent, thoughtful, and social. +Michelle actually sang her second song much better than her first. It's just it was meant to be a duet, but it wasn't. #TheVoiceUK +Girls trip to Jamaica.. One came back pregnant, the other came back with syphilis. - (Just kidding, both are still missing) +Violets are blue and roses are red I turn on my oven so those jews will be dead +@Dem_lips_tho u knw me homie!!! show the bitches no love!!! +Man I love these girl scout cookies Oh look! Made with real Girl Scouts! +RT @DevyDevBlack: Yung Berg trying to fuck all these hoes. +me: decides to take a break for a few days and just chill out and catch up on video games me: ???i have never played a game in my life how d +JUST FELT THE NEED 2 EXPRESS THIS 4 SOME REASON @benjorrell Don't get me wrong I'm not sexist, but seeing female engineers on site is weird +Helen Keller walks into a bar and a table, and a chair... +RT @Clayt0n_Earl: Dude space is bad ass https://t.co/e3pw96uWox +Pearl Harbour My father in law said to me “Isn’t the weather like Pearl Harbour?” So I asked “Why?” He replied “Because there’s a ‘nip in the air.” +@_Leeyoo @GoldFlacko niggah I'm not yo lil bro the fuck +Women in male-dom fields face 10000x scrutiny, when men insist they r treated "equally" but nitpick their every move should speak 4 itself +guys listen up the toenail moon has made an appearance tonight make sure you cut ur toenails so u don't have 300 years of bad luck god bless +@KarloMaz @CleaverEast This is doing nothing to help me stave off the feeling I want two brunches today +I simply would not care to see some white guy 's head on a stick , like I have seen mexicans that cross the cartel . +RT @KinGoshi_: @JagerHasValues Solve that fucking cube +Perhaps if the freakin coach let them play, then maybe they can stop thinking and play ball. #gamecocks #NCAAMarchMadness +Yes the actions of a few ruin the image for the rest . +What do you call a black guy with two engineering degrees? A nigger +Question So how come men are "broflakes" when we complain about females invading male only spaces, but its ok for females to shut us out of female only spaces. +I would never commit suicide But Anthony Bourdain sure had no reservations +How did you get an American passport? +Bitch you a swoop and I hate you and I regret ain't play ya +What’s the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians +Twitter just made all the references to ANTIFA bragging about sabotaging railways, vanish from the Amtrak Hashtag +What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick’s hanging out. +say hello to me like just say hello or what's up just please fucking say something +Son, what did your brother say when he lost his virginity? -Dad, please stop. -Exactly +Sometimes I pity people with Parkinsons, but sometimes I envy them After all, they must be really good at masturbating. +tfw you're sexually impotent at least you guys you'll be able to fuck whores, as for me... +Facebook just deleted 10,000 German accounts for suspected "Fake News," 1 month before federal elections. +The ship is sinking and the captain shouts "The women and children first!" "And if i have time, I'll fuck the men and the animals too" +what do you call a white guy and his cousin ? a nice couple . +GG averaged <200 OC tweets/hr in the past 24 hrs. +first off i aint a weirdo i was joking. second your inbox may be empty but check your sent message list +My neighbors keep calling me a Nazi pedophile. I'm not a Nazi. +English people keep saying "It's Coming Home" That's an awful way to talk about Madeleine McCann's body +Trying to find out where to buy a copy of White Power that either ships to England or can be bought in England +So I was chopping onions with a knife and my younger kids began to cry... Onions was a stupid name for a teenager anyway. +I’m tired of beating my meat so I’m trying to get a girlfriend So I can beat her too +ONE TIME I WAS IN THE FOREST WITH MY BOYZ THAT BROUGHT ME OUT HERE AND THEY TOOK A PIC AND LATER WAS FREAKIN OUT LIKE ARRON GUESS WHAT +What is that smell? Is that Chinese food? How can you stand that? We have to air the room out! +If Mike Pence is in a room with his mom and his wife, who answers when he asks a question and addresses it to Mother? +What's a blonde doing in a bathtub full of blood? Masturbating with a blender. +None of my so called "friends" said happy birthday to me What's the point in living when the only people you talk to in life don't say happy birthday to you? +i won't fucking allow myself to be stepped on bitch so DONT ME +Success is the result of good judgement, which is the result of experience, experience is often the result of bad judgement. - Tony Robbins +#inspiration You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. -David Harold Fink #quotes #followme +ABC. CNN MSNBC cbs NBC the people who watch these news agencies are friggin racists idiots your democrat reps are friggin lost in la laland +what 's michael j fox 's favorite song ? shake it off by taylor swift +Classic! @itstherealdre @yoliana24 I'm not sexist, but I do believe that women are inferior to men. +Imagine how it would be... To be at the top, making cash money, go and tour all around the world.. +I had sex with a girl who stutters... I finished before she could say „No“ +But I thought Latinas had personality . +Be Walking Around Hea Wit Chlamydia Nshit But Worried About What Somebody Else Got Going BYE HOE ✌🏼🤧 +You must know that anybody who comes up against you they have a God to deal with - Minister #TorrieWhite #prayer #theonething +what does a nigger and a sack of shit have in common ? they both make excellent fertilizers . +seeing all these happy sub 8 bluepilled incels on fb makes me giggle like there is no reason for them to be happy +Roses are straight, violets are twisted Bend over honey, you're about to get fisted! +what 's the difference between a little french cracker and a german vagina that 's been raped by several arabian dicks ? the raped nazi cunt does n't scream when it gets smeared . +When you realize a bear did not eat you today then your day does not seem so bad +Can you reach my friend? bring his searching to an end Let him give his heart to YOU #MAYWARDForMcDonalds +What do CS:GO and school shootings have in common? You get mad at your friend for stealing your kill +RT @NikoWavy: Some hoes look better without they Avi enlarged... +What's the difference between my uncle Jerry and my Dad? My dad doesn't pee on me after he's done. +It's time for #Congress to get off their asses and begin #impeachment proceedings against #Potus45 before he does any more damage!! #insane +Firestorm of Star Birth in Galaxy Centaurus A Resembling looming rain clouds on a stormy day , dark lanes of dust crisscross the giant elliptical galaxy Centaurus A. +Women who are out after dark in skirts or dresses deserve to be raped. +Destiny's Child song "Say My Name" is the insecure bitches anthem. +It's just the stupid ones who are copying Miley Cyrus like the one who caught on fire . +AHS-fascist mocks the idea that someone named "Ranty-Ranter" with 1 post karma and 0 comment karma might not represent all of us... gets 20+ upvotes +Can anyone confirm if the Nuclear Plant has melted down or not ? ( I sincerely hope that it has not melted down or has been damaged in a dangerous radio active cloud spreading way. ) +Never let them hoes get in between of what we started +you can't attack the ones you hate, you can however conjure a rhino to flatten them as they spat their bullshit at you #guideddelusion +Did Jesus die a virgin? Of course not! He got nailed before he died. +I got nothing against the Slavs , just we are NOT slavs . +A wise man once said "Damn I hate a bitch that like to argue nd shit" +I'm down for that , and I could bring along some other WN folks . +i was gonna make a post abt how im annoyed that im thinking abt megawave but i genuinely brought this onto myself +I'm not a misandrist but in movies men are always shooting people oh wait that is also real life +TIL that if you wait 15 minutes... It's not legally rape +My neighborhood is full of American and confederate flags I can't even imagine being amoung the scum that I see elsewhere +So I made "hey" as a short cut for "pussy lips" in Ann's phone http://t.co/QHKEsDVizR +Why do police dogs lick their assholes so much? To get the taste of NIGGER out o their mouths! +What's the difference between a bench and a black man A bench can actually support a family +how do you titty fuck a twelve year old ? crush in her sternum +When I see a black man riding a bike I always check if it isn’t mine But then I go home and check my garage and see that mine is still chained up. +A muslim walks into a gay bar, And he ordered shots for every one. +Poll: if you could choose, would you rather be reborn as a female or a normie? +Roastie (and former slut) is now damaged goods and upset that her beta bux husband has figured that out +Broke 5000 users and 800,000 views today, thanks everybody! +I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE A FUCKING NIGHT SHIFT TONIGHT SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT +wtff by enabling 2FA on abc family: Shia LeBouf drops fucking acid, Dec 29 at all be my timeline +What did the baby say when I put it in the blender? I dont know, I was too busy jerking off +Control yo hoes.. +Is Reddit Filtering /r/MensRights and /r/TheRedPill from my feed? +Ooh love nobody's gonna hurt you love, I'm gonna give you all of my love. Nobody matters like youuuu. #ROCKABYEBABY +i seen the article we want to go to ireland get free money and goverment will give us houses and not one member of goverment says a peep expect residents against racism to take on their cause and the law system to make a mint off of them . +How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles +A great poem Stacy, Stacy Yes papa? Sucking big dicks? No papa Telling lies? No papa Open your mouth Ha ha h-hgusanmsfjoakzdnam +I keep seeing hoes call other hoes..hoes I be confused +Jesus was definitely black He never met his dad +"Everything Trump does Liberals hate. If he wouldn't have ordered that strike liberals would've bitched because he ""doesn't care.""" +Some people like to cuddle after sex I prefer to put the child back in the freezer before it rots +Fuck what other people think, if I wanna do something imma do it regardless. I don't need nobody's opinion on things . +Greece and Serbia Against All / ????? ? ?????? ?????? ???? ( HD 1080p ) - YouTube Thank you brother Greeks !!! +hear about the gay security guard ? he was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job . +"@MSNBC Have you ever seen so many media types have so much fun with ""swamp duty""? It's like a naked mud fight. What a disgusting profession." +Did you hear about the church shooting that left 27 dead? Now that's what I call a Mass shooting! +Well, you must like this weather, right? +“@_Jiare: “@WB_Pooh_3x: Where the bitches at ,?? 👀” yeah where they at 👀” I don't know they probably at that Party 😩 +Granted, you won't have a normal family. +Ketchup, Protein Bars; 12 Foods That Shouldn’t Be In Your Kitchen And Why >>>> https://t.co/wgawyRUa2E +Hard to find video versions of these songs that YouTube does n't delete . +Bitcoin is part of a much greater innovation called"Blockchain" , which will be revolutionary, even when the cryptocurrencies crash +RT @thinksarcasm: My music taste goes from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl. +I ARE AN NIGGER Edit: I am his master. I shot him for using my computer. +The good news is nobody has to worry about me killing myself. I don’t deserve to be that happy. +humans and sharks have one thing in common all the great ones are white . +Why did Moses walked trough the sea with the jews? He didn't want to be seen around town with that scum +.@ListenToRaisin Never said "men are smarter". I said feminists are stupid. Most women are not feminists. But 100 answers... I'll focus on 2 +America's Skilled Trades Dilemma: Shortages Loom As Most-In-Demand Group Of Workers Ages #babyboomers via @Forbes https://t.co/uXf2kKORSq +WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS FANTASTIC MUSICAL-DRAMA ABOUT LEGENDARY SHOWMAN AND CIRCUS OWNER @PT BARNUM, I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK OF @THE McMAHON FAMILY AND HOW YOU'VE REVOLUTIONIZED WRESTLING--@VINCE McMAHON, @STEPHANIE McMAHON, @LINDA McMAHON, @SHANE McMAHON, @TRIPLE H. +What never eats but is always alive? The children in Africa. +If not kept in check , we may very will be living in an actual Planet of the Apes soon . +what is a jap 's favorite food ? fried hiroshima +This is the argument homosexuals use to justify their behavior , that because there are no `` red letters '' about it , then homosexuality is not a bad thing . +You can tell you're not built for this ... just beg your ex to forgive you and hopefully you can be basketball wife 😂 +Looks like some Jews good broken into their car and garage I just had to laugh when saw this . +My wife said that she got a new pet today. I just don't know how she got out of the kitchen. +Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs. +"@defencepk This is called "" CHILD LABOUR "" You IDIOTS !!! 😒" +Indians dont poop everywhere they are just everywhere. +Never Enough - YouTube FPV Hexakopter flight over the base village of Whitefish Mountain Ski Resort . +My mom and I went to the Huckleberry Festival in Whitefish this weekend and split a ham cheddar and veggie crepe at Amazing Crepes . +I really appreciate the fact that I get to live in a city with a lot of other kinky people. It's not something to take for granted. +YOU 3 IDIOTS ARE GOING TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR 20 YEARS EACH @KAVALONTHATSME @TRANS1110 @HARRISWEBSITES #SEO #ADVERTISING #MARKETING FRAUD +Below is a message that was publicly displayed many months ago on the website of the President of the United States . +I wanted to do beauty and the beast bangtan but i got sick. It's namjin coz we all know jin is the beauty, ok. +Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces :) +Dang, thinking people either have to be complete victims or complete perpetrators is a hard habit to shake. I like how you assume that the reason people like celebrations of fatherhood is because they are whiney and think they are blameless. [...] ). +yes its the year 2014 and Israel is still hiding behind walls and military instead of embracing there fellow Humans . +But I do have to say this in order for WWE to Still Thrive in The Free Market they seriously need to rebrand revamp and rejuvenate the product +I won't say how many bitches I fucked but i might say how many 100s I touched 💲💲💲 +J'aime une vidéo @YouTube de @classicalkid - Black Earth: 16-year-old Pianist in Moving Tribute to Syrian Refugees | From the Top Music +Roses are red, violets are blue... We're gonna have sex, cause I'm stronger than you. +anyone want to make tinder accounts using my pics if anyone wants to troll around on tinder or something i can provide pics to request for more blackpill fuel i have good success on tinder when i use it just dm me and i can send pics +What do you get when your donkey eats my rooster ? Two feet of my cock up your ass +someone call peta quick ! i heard of cases of wild animals running rampant in european cities on nye +Creepy guy at work who does not know me:: SMILE! Me:: (Not frowning. Not smiling. Just being.) Guy:: Come on. SMILE. SMILE! Me:: (Starting to frown, but finally passing the creep in the hallway.) This doesn't just happen to me - he does this to all women at work, whether he knows them or not. Daily. Makes me feel pissed/powerless. +My life has been cursed by sex I didn't particularly want. +I dont like black people Jk... they're not people +What is the best place to play Jenga at? The Parkinsons centre +Any purported `` holy book '' which says such vile & despicable things as the talmud says about Mary & Jesus cannot come from a place of goodness.Jews are so convinced of their superiority that they think they can trick God of their love & fidelity by pretending to honor him . +Let's not forget, Kern is the person that said he was fully invested in anti-harassment. Remember the cape comment I made? +For the incels who have attempted to ask girls out Where did you meet them? +When Obama was president, Darrel Issa had investigation after investigation on his deeds, with not one leading to anything. +Reasons I don’t feel bad for downloading music illegally..... MTV Cribs. +Assad doesn't need to be taken out. The Global War Machine needs to be taken out. And I know that @realDonaldTrump is aware of the Truth. +I think black girls with short hair are ugly. +We need a J.T Ready on the California Border . +The black people in my workplace seemed invisible... ... until I turned the lights on. +What does Nike and KKK have in common? They both make the nigga’s run +What’s the difference between bombing a school and a terrorist training camp? I don’t know man, I just fly the drone! +Can you guess my favorite algebraic equation? 8=D +FUCK EVERYONE IN THE END NO ONE FUCKING CARES , FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I AM A FUCKIMG MALE AND I NEED FUCKIN COMPAGNIE THINGS CANT GO ON LIKE THIS I RATHER CASTRATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW FUCK THIS TESTOSTERONE FUCK YOU NO FAP I WAS SO HAPPY COPING WITH FAPING I AM GOING TO HUMP A TREE RIGHT NOW +what would you call demi lovato if she went to hogwarts wingardium overdosa +dr seuss cheated on his cancer stricken wife causing her to commit suicide then quickly married the mistress . one bitch , two bitch , dead bitch , new bitch +My sleeping schedule is so fucked up its crazy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ +What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney. +you know what would be fucked up? if misty and brock came to visit ash in alola but they're like in their 40s and he's still 10 +Bud man tight shorty don't want him so he don't pick up our calls no more,shes not even mines tho..lol +What's funnier than a dead baby? His down syndrome cousin clapping at the funeral +Do you know who Feels the Bern Bernie's dad and mom. +I love trannys because... They cook, they clean, and you can beat them once in a while. And if they call the cops, who are they gonna believe. Me or a guy wearing a wig. +Omg. @stownpodcast is incredible. Binge listened the whole thing. @BriHReed 's work is a masterclass in exquisite storytelling. #amust +what 's worse than a bee sting ? bee stings . what 's worse than bee stings ? the holocaust . what 's worse than the holocaust ? bee stings . +It feels so amazing to destroy whores on photofeeler If you haven't been on there and left notes, oh st.blackops2cel it is the most satisfying feeling ever. +Dark Humor is like Drunk Driving It doesn't hurt till you cross the line. +what 's an american school called ? [ removed ] +Both of them hoes losers and need to hit the gym +GOT A ROLLER? GOT A #PAINT BRUSH? AUCTION HOUSE AT 6.30 FOR OUR FIRST #PAINTPARTY!!! WE ARE #EXCITED! EXCITED CAPS LOCK! COME ALONG! +Just a word to the wise...if I were you I would NOT use @freelancer. They seriously FUCKED me over. Accepted a scam job by someone and now.. +I was going to order #Wrestlemania but didn't because @VinceMcMahon and @SBALinda are huge pals of @realDonaldTrump. #NotMyPresident +Where did the Cambodian farmer go after being lost in a minefield? Everywhere. +"@SharisseC @kylegriffin1 @MSNBC we'll. ""unpasteurized it"" all. It will be work, but we'll. do it. Never again!" +This one traveled 364 feet to straight-away left. Ahem, Margot on around a 360-homer pace at Petco this season +This generation is so fucked up . Need to re-evaluate ya life +What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome +what 's red , six inches and makes my wife cry when i feed it to her ? her miscarriage +U.N. Chief Issues ‘Red Alert’ Against Nationalism, Xenophobia, Climate Change for 2018 United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres said in his New Year proclamation Sunday that nations around the globe should unite to fight nationalism, xenophobia and climate change. +TIL that a school of piranhas can rip off the flesh of a child in less than a minute. I lost my job at the aquarium. +Maybe i just need to accept the fact that im actually stupid. I dont have what it takes to be an engineer. Sigh +This one guys ringtone is straight off a slow jams saxophone sex playlist and it always throws everyone off when it plays +i just have one hole in each ear in which i wear a pair of silver eagle dangle earrings. i dont like the exotic pericings at all . +there's no need for me to say anything ... all is said in the image of thaat old white guy in the end of one of the first videos . +can someone just distract me to not think about all those fucking things i have to handle +perspective of privilege, eh? by saying that many men 'mansplain' aren't you, in a de facto sort of way, reinforcing sexism? (by stereotyping the behavior of some of the other sex) +Theres a girl in your avi, you must get so many bitches +yea also try to "have fun with it" which sounds like something really stupid to say. I started to ask my professors if I could stop with the busy work and maybe do some exploring on my own as long as I used what they were teaching and handed in something gradable. [...] Once i started working efficiently in groups I noticed my workload going from every waking moment to about 20 hours a week which left me time to have some fun. +Too Much Hotness janklaar2 HotSexyGals samarth_singh90 dannybr75976610 72_TG OjifTakaoka NudeArt6969 LBTBArt karlaclijster … +I just don't think anyone here will be able to personally identify with these characters. +You are fakecel if you don't find your posts getting reposted on cucktears Only legit incel content makes it over there. +Yall letting these hoes fuck you with the strap after you said no? +oh, look. threats. no, i really don't care. @hyperion5182 @PolitiBunny +Good job on showing your true colors, Conservatives.Calling us predators will not change the fact that all of you are violent people not us +A girl in Syria went to a party She had a blast. Guys were having a tough time picking her up. +If Cat's in the Cradle were written today, the parent would physically be there but would always be looking at their phone. +Who is Anne Frank's least favorite anime character? Ash +The foundation stones for a balanced #success are honesty, character, integrity, #faith, love and loyalty. Zig Ziglar +I havent been in Mayo in around three years but back then it was one of the last good Irish places left . +How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? They made her read the waffle iron. +"Karnowski means ""sucks at basketball"" in Polish. loosely translated, of course. #nationalchampionship" +Women are just like parking spaces If all the good ones are taken, stick it in the disabled one +Benning on for 3 LAK goals. Nurse on for all 5 5v5 LAK goals and all I'm hearing and reading is how bad Benning was. They were both bad. +I love the csgo map "Shoots" Cuz i love shooting black guys +I met this guy that had a really cool bacon tattoo. "Where did you get it from?" I asked. He said, "A house fire." +Did you hear Luke Skywalker got charged for rape?! He used the force. +@Wallet_mom @_kimi_no_uta_ @_mnekochan_ @yakusokuus @seiyuuaddiction @miyucloud oh my god nooo not the baldy one +what does a mother say to michael jackson on the beach ? get out of my sun ! +i also just want to take my huge comforter and wrap myself in it and go sit in the library and do work +I drink my bubble tea like how police do their job Take out the black things first +what 's the difference between a pizza and a jew ? a pizza does not scream when you put it in an oven +What’s one positive thing about pedophiles? They drive slow around school zones! +"@MegaNymphia i should just make it ""hi my name is woopsire and i want to fucking kill myself""" +Why aren't movies with black people free? Because movies aren't. +these 6 “far right terrorists” who were arrested yesterday, part of a group most have never heard of and as far as I am aware, as a group, haven’t actually committed an act of terror to date, get arrested under anti terror laws but jihadist coming back from Syria are allowed to walk back in? +last christmas he gave us his heart this christmas he gave us his life . +27th Dec 1918 a British Sovereign for the first time welcomed an American President onto British soil when George V met Mr & Mrs Wilson at Charing Cross Station & escorted them the short distance to Buckingham Palace to a State Banquet. +I legit want to throw this fucked up feelings away and turn off my feelings for those who don't deserve it. +Oh, that chick is asking for it. +What are two black babys in a rubbish bag? A bloody waste, at least 3 of them could fit in one. +A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.” Nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?” +Everyone can comment and post threads again I'm back and modding the sub again. +What’s the difference between Jews and Blacks? Jews are ‘still born’ and whitespaces(‘ ‘) are important. +Real nigga need a real bitch. Just somebody I can chill with.👫❤ +What is harder than my Dick when i see ten year old It's body +What is doggystyle with a minor called? Puppystyle. +If normies dont leave this sub , this sub will becole a Game of thrones plot spoilee because the entire script has been leaked and i will spoil you even the last episode of the series , so you better fucking leave now +Nelson snaps me a pic of him in a cocoon sleeping 😩☠️ I hate him.. I'm at work looking like death wishing I was home sleeping +Whats the good thing about harsh memes mocking Stevie Wonders inability to see? He can't see them. +Life sucks as a sexually unattractive male You either end up with girlfriends who aren't really sexually attracted to you if you're lucky enough to be a beta normie with only occasional duty sex as she withholds it from you and cheats on you with alphas, or you end up like us; a virgin incel that no post-wall single mother would settle for. +I hope we 're above that sort of thing . +Never let a nigga take advantage of the fact you love him to where he think you supposed to let everything he do slide❗️ +I'm still weak af that this base has a swimming pool with a basket ball hoops 😂😂. Shit real out here man +Hey, #whitefeminists, when you silence women of color by sticking up for racist white women, you are being oppressive. Stop. #anidifranco +I like to build a snowman because I am not gender neutral +Whats the difference between a white tiger and a colored one? The white one lives in vegas while the colored one stays in a cage where it belongs +Don't want your kids to get shot in a mass school shooting? Send them to a non-white school. +Really fucking winds me up getting ignored but as soon as they need you expect a reply like 👏🏽 +I have and always will fly my rebel flag in my front yard for all to see.I also have it on my truck . +What's the difference between drugs and schools? I don't shoot up my drugs. +What’s the best way to announce a Hanukkah party? “We’re gonna get lit like it’s 1939!” +Given that my friend is quite fit and these gaters were not, they quickly departed at the next stop, instead of "debating" further. +You're pretty for an Asian. +why did the vegan jump off the building? to become a vegetable +"They don't relate to these women on social media. these activists, these feminists. they don't relate to them. they are more humble." +I love you is something I feel we need to start saying more...& not just to our family's, friends, or loved ones... but 2 strangers..2 all.🙏 +"Nah I went out with friends for drinks last night, so I'm just going to take it easy tonight" The response I get whenever I try to make plans with anyone, it's cool I'll just go another month without human contact whilst you take it easy. +Give a woman who has never watched TV a TV with 1 channel and she will be happy But if you give a woman who is used to watching 500 channels a TV with 1 channel, even if it is her favorite channel, she will not be happy because she will miss the other channels after a while. +How can you say you don't want a nigga that's friendly but your pussy is like Casper the friendly ghost? +My dishwasher stopped working I punched it out of anger and then it got up off the floor and washed the rest of the dishes. +Are any neurons firing in there? @TheRealTempus I'm not sexist, nor a racist. I'm a bigot, there's a difference. +football now is like sex Good at first but gets worse +I'm gonna start fucking Chad It seems to be what's in fashion +At this point I look at women like I look at Ferraris, I admire them but I know I'll never be able to get one +Sandy Hook was a terrible school. The kids were so dumb. Even the walls had more brains than they did. +Slaves were never auctioned off Because technically you can't auction off property that is in working condition. +Mass media , Academia plus the news and entertainment in which parents allow , actually allow their children to watch and be educated with is a massive problem . +My class wrote notes to the 9/11 survivors I wrote "thanks for the invite" +v v EDIT: My ctrl key is broken. +Suicide claimed 3027 lives 2015 comp'd to 1209 on roads. Why dont we have same invest, education, awareness for suicide as road safety?? +Plot twist: these hoes are loyal. +Are you lesbian because a man hurt you? +.@SteveBradford, thank you 4 voting for #SB6 & #SB54! Your vote sends a msg 2 Trump that CA stands w/ its immigrant residents. #CAValuesAct +``Weall bleed red '' As do dogs , apes , snakes and rats red blood means nothing but lets compare brain size and accomplishments by race . +Just started GAB 6mins ago and I’m already considering deleting my FB...not that I need a safe space mind you just one where I can express my views & not be told I’m a bigot for not supporting leftist propoganda💙💙 +People are just like trees They fall after you hit them several times with an axe. +does anybody here play do n't starve ? it 's really popular in africa . +RT @SatansPearl: she's a model on #Instagram but she's just a hoe from my town. +I use the word "gypsy" because I identify with the lifestyle."" +you're either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way #MayWardforUniSilverTime +I woke up because the dishwasher is running loudly downstairs and open my phone to a missile launch in Syria. It's 2:34 AM I can't handle it +when i was learning guitar , i was taught that most art comes from personal experiences the artist goes through . i guess that 's why lemmy wrote stone dead forever , bowie wrote ashes to ashes and why rickman died in every movie he was in . +Eggman is the only person who make me smile these days +What do you call a slave who’s retarded? A brown syndrome +I'm moving to Texas. It's some bad bitches out there. +If Any Incel Here Could Become A 10/10 Woman For A Day, Would You Share Your Pussy For The Rest Of Us? +What is better than a plane? A second plane. +Wish my brain would just let me fucking sleep 🙃🙃🖕🏼🖕🏼 +Gov Huckabee "Getting advice about truth from CNN is kind of like getting recipes for the #4thofJuly from Hannibal Lecter" +I took a shit today and I seriously felt like I had poisoned society forever. It was just so damn black! +I would say that you should spread this information to your friends and family as well as send this story to other internet sites for starters . +Demi Lovato heroin OD jokes will never die! Just like her apparently. +Whats the difference between Dick and Dicks Your mom doesnt like the sporting goods +I like my women like I like my bowling balls 12 - large +"""Ima pick up the tickets of the fucking floor"" 💀💀💀💀💀😂 still not over this" +What's the worst thing about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven. +How the sexism of a few can ruin equality for the majority + Trump says North Korea will be met with fire, fury, and power, the likeness of which the world has never seen. +If a girl acts sassy or like a "bad bitch" around you, it's not because that's her personality, but because she finds you unattractive. +My neighbour Leroy recently had an accident, and now he only has one hand. He's dealing with it. +What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her +What's the difference between schools and heroine? I don't shoot up heroin. +When your homeboy(s) say you fucked up, you really fucked up +Yes yes yes that's all you gone hear never met a hoe yet that a tell me no +My bitch get on my nerves +What do you call a white woman with a black child? A rape victim. +What’s a black persons favourite card? The get out of jail free card +They're cowards and simpletons who are utterly incapable of generating a reasoned argument free of sententiously repeated stock phrases and scare-words like `` racist . '' +Bitterness is like drinking poison & waiting for the other person to die. -Steve Ostten KISSES SlayOnMegMag +What do you call a bunch of gay Frenchmen? Faguettes +#KoreanRonaldo Son Heung Min is a fucking BALLER #Spurs #COYS +best pickup line ever : damn girl , are you a rubik 's cube ? cuz fuck you , you stupid piece of shit . +RT @ijustbeSinginn: I just wanna leave this bitch for a weekend +I am his cum slave... He is going to fuck me as hard as he wants... I have to be really wet as I am because this is gonna hurt... +According to Sportskeeda the King of Strong Style Shinsuke Nakamura will be making his main roster debut on the... https://t.co/QGLFhZJHx8 +greatamericandaily.com/trump-shut-down-schumer-and-pelosi-with-two-tweets/ … I hope Trump's tweets are matching his words. +Playing football is a lot like my first time having sex I was sore and bloody at the end of it, but at least my dad came +How do you call it when you set a kid in a wheelchair on fire? Hotwheels. +How do I change the reddit ui on mobile? I really don’t like the black background. +The transformation begins (first is before, second is after one week) +Anyone else get a ridiculous sense of fate when a tweet miraculously ends first time with 0 remaining characters... Or am I just a looney?!? +I don't like telling rape jokes Because it's a touchy subject. +Please no 9/11 jokes today, be respectful Also what's your favorite Lord of the Rings? Mine is Two Towers. +they want fame. they want it quickly but they really have no urge to do their work, except for fame. - Charles Bukowski +America would kill more children. You did it in Iraq-still going on for God. This is not the way it should be. America had been killingTLONG +Debating a feminist regarding the "wage gap" issue on r/Texas +The next girl to reject me should be forced to hold a shotgun to my head and blow my brain to bits +i went to a rollercoaster ride yesterday . it was n't that intense , but this lady kept screaming . it 's like she had n't seen an amputated arm before . +I couldn't find no pants too fit me & not go over my stomach @ the mall 😒 I had too go get maternity pants 😂😂😂😒 +My last sex partner reminds me of the Titanic Back then, I rammed it into her until the white shit came trough the hole and now she's at the bottom of the ocean. Alone. +.@eaballesty @dileted @tim_geelen Those women are not exploited. They make a calculated choice to use sex to advance careers. +Also Since The Live Feeds Have Went Dark I've Gone Back To Binge Watching The First And Original Season Of SURVIVOR #SURVIVOR1 +What's the difference between a Jew and a Hot Pocket? Hot Pockets aren't responsible for 9/11. +What was wrong with the concert in Las Vegas? It only got interesting half way through. It wasn't all bad though; it got people really moving towards the end and there were a lot of tears from the audience. They'll be talking about it for years to come - with therapists. +Being a child predator is becoming harder and harder these days... I mean with all the competition that is +if you have enough money for high speed internet to download it you can probably afford the book ! you have your priorities mixed up if you have high speed internet which you 'd need to d/l it but cant feed your kids , lol . +Why are some people necrophiliacs? They know that rigor mortis makes the pussy tighter +The bulls don't fuckin deserve a playoff spot. They weak ass not even over .500. And Felicio name should be Felatio. +Sloppy Steve LMAOOOOO this man was born for this shit. +I would say bro since no one responded thats not a good sign hehehe Talk to you soon and I hope your brother is doing good ! +What do you call a man with no shins? Neil. i don’t belong here.. +A9: NO to selfie sticks! Only bc most people don't know how to use them & those things get in the way! #foodtravelchat +Saudi Arabian football players Heads when they return home [Removed] +I've lost count of the many SF MODs who wanted me to leave . +a prostitute told me to describe her sexual performance i said it was like a man putting his penis in a dumpster . fucking garbage . +What’s a School Shooter’s Worst Fear Someone stealing their kill +so what you're NOT gonna do is turn hannah's r*pe into a fucking meme https://t.co/3el9dN6vTM +yo enemy be on yo passenger side , riding with you getting High , you can't believe it but you know that he sneaky +What’s similar between becoming a Jew and doing drugs? You get baked either way +what 's black , white , and red all over ? christina grimmie 's autograph . +Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same! +Ugly niggas that refuse to admit they're ugly are the worst. +hi there , well thank you very much for your reply. it means alot that someone took the time to. i really envy your job. i want it lol. so were abouts are you from ? +i have this whole idea of how i want my life to turn out...i just wanna know when it's gonna start going my way +@NoMoreSkypeWars Honestly? I could give a shit about dead foreigners. I'm more pissed off about what our children a… https://t.co/LT9pNVEzlt +I was telling my friend that I pulled a girl off the railway lines last night just before a train arrived then had wonderful sex with her, my friend said did she give you head? I replied. Couldn't find her head.. +Coming up to a year since a shitty break up. Should be all doom and gloom right? Nope. Thanks to one man +Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. +I just want to call a spade a spade...regardless of suite or color. +what 's the difference between a fridge and a baby ? a fridge does n't cry when you pack your meat into it . +RT @why13reason: this fucked me up 😭😭 https://t.co/xWvJM5jF4W +What are some REAL problems that women face in the western world today? +All I have to say we #Maslovers Love you so much @jamesmaslow #WeSupportYouJamesMaslow and always will +You'd expect Mayuyu to tell us to set aside that money for voting for her instead but nope, she only expressed her concern for her fans. 😭 +Haven't seen this much bullshit since the rodeo was in town +I Went to Look in the Mirror Today Then I decided that I didn't want my day to be ruined, and hastily turned away. +Hahahhah the amount of whites in my town has gone up and all other minorities have gone down ! +You're asking the wrong questions, Red! It's not what I have to gain, it's that I can't afford to lose! +Jokes are like puppies They're less fun after you dissect them +White people should be allowed to comment lock if you agree +"#freshlypressed981 If meningitis comes to your door step, Senator Dino Melaye suggests we look it in the face and say ""Ajé kú ìyá lo jẹ́""" +You don't mind that we joke about women, homosexuals, and things like that, right? Because you were in the military and are used to it. +My roommate is trying to convince me to work at her job instead of my current one but idk I'd rather clean black mold than literal shit +Nig soups can make u eat above normal guage, like d EGUSI soup I just had now. Dats y wen a man marries a Nig girl, he gets pregnant b4 her. +how do you start off a racist joke ? with a small loan of $ million from his father +Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. +We mostly hear about harassment in the context of GamerGate, but that's a very narrow focus and not the real problem. +what does a horny , naked legless woman ? snail trail . +An apple a day Doesn't keep the doctor from touching you. +RT @hoax: whoever created the simpsons isn't to be fucked with https://t.co/Y6DHSoM2cU +My beautiful blonde hair blue eyed niece Annabella just turned 2 yesterday and it 's my duty to educate and teach her white values and her heritage because she is the future of our white race and will someday bring some beautiful white children of her own into this wolrd . +Y'all tweet the same shit everytime I get back on this bitch +Deport all Indians back to India and make them pay for the trip . +RT @TheBloodShow: I'm letting u know now. We not protesting when the laws shoot yo ass for this stupid phone case 😂😂 https://t.co/IcSMsKpCrl +what 's the saddest part about a minivan full of niggers falling off a cliff ? a minivan can only fit people +To settle the debate, why dont they just turn the toilet paper holder upright? Because it turns into a political issue +Another story of the common "men can't get raped" (X-post r/askreddit) +What is the ultimate fantasy of a muslim scientist? Anal-e-sis. +Hey, I 've heard of alot of those groups , cept the Hammerskins . +John's cock is like a popcorn "Mommy, John's cock is like a popcorn!" Says Billy to his mother. "Why do you say that? Is it so small?" " No, it's salty..." +How do you turn a fruit in to a vegetable? AIDS. +"@Grown1DARG @Account23Voting @radiodisney #SteveAoki & #LouisTomlinson ""Just Hold On"" #MashUp @radiodisney" +More than a little entertained at all of the gaters that are upset that I fight back instead of just shutting up. Fighting back is bullying. +I wonder if this guy still thinks the Jews are a good thing after the Jews just tried to start a war between NATO and Russia ? +I'll just say it: the only sex allegations that would surprise me about Mitch McConnell would be if they didn't involve boys under the age of 12 +Why do white people have so many pets? Because slaves are illegal +Nigga at da end of the day we all would be gone, or somewhere else. and speakin about it is not gonna fucking matter! +did anyone even know r/askmra was a thing we should get that more attention, and use it better to help get people to understand our side. +Why do people always run over a of piece string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? +tbh this sub made me more obsessed with women than I actually was before, it made me self aware of my loneliness The best advice for incels is to get off these sites and just shut anything related to women from your life, one day you'll forget them and accept your condition +"""Every time one chooses 'the opposite' of the relational dynamics of the parental complexes, the more one is bound to them still."" ~Hollis" +khaled got the onesie for his son with it. shit fire RT @parkcorral: @DreSmithJr definitely would cop that 😭 +roses are red , violets are blue . " stop making harambe memes . " -the cincinnati zoo +Oxford (Kidlington) (OXF) to Vaclav Havel Airport (PRG) with @PrivateFly on 2017-05-05 (Challenger 601 - 10 seats) #EmptyLeg #PrivateJet +It takes a village to raise a child, But it takes the army to raze the village +i 've never heard something as alarming as " go back to africa " , blacks were brought here for a reason , you know . +u/GallowBoob posts International Men's Day graphic, thread gets locked. +Why are there no pharmacies in Africa You can't eat medicine on an empty stomach +Was the shooter on SSRI's, by any chance? +I would ❤️ 4 #EaglesTalk #EaglesDraft 2 replicate the success of their 2002 draft, where the chose Lito sheppard, Sheldon Brown & Westbrook +The idea #pence #marriage is being crucified by the idiotic #liberals is unreal no wonder you have no #loyalty #singleForAReason #cowards +What do you call a forest full of hanging niggers? A nigger windchime. +How do you get drunk in syria Go to an allahu ak..bar.. +i lost my $500 pair of glasses so basically i fucking hate myself 🤷🏻‍♀️ +niggas from the dot keep sabotaging sick beats... producers out there .. swing those beats my ways ill DIRTY that!!! +Cesaro & Sheamus looking like they're either going for The Fully Monty or to win the Eurovision Song Contest. #WrestleMania +What’s the best way to fund projects while also distracting the masses? SpaceX, the landing was fake. +Goodmorning uu bitch ass niggas !!! +just lol @ this degenerate who didn't know her place +My singaporean friend claims to have a superb air force for its size. Little did he know Malaysia’s jets are so stealthy they couldn’t be found till today. +“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” ― Abraham Lincoln +Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids up inside you +My sex life could be described by a quote from SpongeBob "Are you ready kids" +what starts with m and ends with e and is a favorite thing Miscarriage- that joke never gets old- just like the baby +I repeat... EA bails out EVERYONE I AM FUCKING PLAYING RN... FUCKING AWFUL +This sounds superficial and every girl says this but getting hit on by guys gets so fucking creepy and annoying I'm so sick of it +I wonder how many people film themselves taking a poo and upload it to poo tube? +Mad as hell i got up this morning... It's cold as fuck! +what s the most difficult thing being a pedophile ? trying to fit in +"19.5"" ANTARES French close contact jumping saddle 5AA x-long/forward flaps!2007 https://t.co/8uEWhCtutq https://t.co/EzS0g3Bzi8" +If you are white and you are making a mockery of the IfTheyGunnedMeDown tag, STOP. IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU. (Not tagging on principle.) +How do Muslim terrorist make bomb? Through their bomb manual, The Quran. +what’s the difference between a black father and a boomerang the boomerang comes back +Lmaooo nigga said a "Hol it down" dyke was in the background +Keyboard warriors who aren't even willing to post under their own names shouldn't be calling anyone cowards. +Genders are like the twin towers There use to be 2 of them, now it's a sensitive subject +@_____0__o______ faggot +Why is Pepsi black? Because it works well in toilets. +You know who'd like a gold-plated chain as a present? A really good slave. +I posted about male birth control on askreddit, I guess it will be nothing good for men... +Hella hoes +Wonder if food stamps would cover s * * t for them in America and we could not have a food shortage of real food ? +How many incels have actually benefited from normie "advice"? +A literal whore settled with a cuck who she now refuses to put out for +What do you call it when a tranny gets mangled in a car crash? A gender bender! +"my sister in laws words when my dad told them i'm gay: ""idc if she's gay as long as she isn't flaunting it in everyone's faces"" ....." +Saying we are in post Christian era is a defeatist statement,we need shepards to lead us on get us moving again!! +RT @CauseWereGuys: Texting bitches at 11:12 to make their dreams come true +Proving that anti-Semitism is wrong requires also proving that Semitism is good, and it's not. +What do you call a defective product A slave you bought that has run away +why is there air conditioning in hospitals? to keep the vegetables cool and fresh +My girl was choking today So I just backed off a few inches +What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids, of course. +You know what they say. If her age is on the clock... She’s way too old for my liking +What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people? Dad. +Stupid ass hoe +My cousin bio on her Instagram "light skin, dark skin, brown skin bitches holla at me" she funny as hell +Change my view: This sub is extremely sexist, privileged, and completely ignorant of the true struggles of minorities/women. +dad came my first high - school football game was a lot like my first time having sex . i was bloody and sore at the end , but at least my dad came . +Niggas go crazy over bitches now a days 😝 like calm yo happy ass down +#Wrestlemania the ramp leading up to the ring is fucking ridiculous I would die of exhaustion walking up n down that bastard +I wish I had superpowers Would make me cope much beter having powers like Flash or Spider-man. +"Son if you masterbate to much you'll go blind" "Dad I'm over here." +how many kevin spaceys does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? three . one to screw it in , and two more to open up a boy ’s ass cheeks . +And as a white man, if the Jews hadn’t created porn, I would have. +How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, lights come on, gas comes out. +I particularly liked the part where it said... Goodbye @Jack +"@dockerstatus My 'docker builds' are having ""read udp i/o timeouts"" with destination port 53. Is this the same problem as your 3/14 tweet?" +Kyazwela when y'all call us homewreckers 😩😩😩😩 we dont wreck no homes, we qinisa them, like your nyangas +Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? You can't take medicine on an empty stomach +Why can't we interview you? We're trying to do something for YOUR people. +Not sure if I should be irritated by street calling or impressed my walk conveys my state of being. +Cant say over the net what I do EVERY day for our cause but you can bet I do my part . +what s the best way to get a large crowd of negros to stop rioting and looting ? play the american national anthem . +Daily reminder - If you're under 6'6" its over . +No promises did great in its first 24 hours, it will rise again and have a new peak once it starts playing on the radio. Stream for now +You know what's a shithole?Sanctuary Cities and States.#shithole +Woman doesn't understand why her husband is mad that she sucked off a black guy +"When a nigga say: Him: ""Let me come see you"" Me: ""For whatttttttt"" 😂😂 Him: ""I just wanna chill with you"" Me: ""Now why you lying"" 🙄" +HAHA YEAH THAT LOVE'S DOING A LOT FOR US RN TBH @LebnaniGuy I love women, but thank God I was born a male haha #NotSexist +How do you pick up a pregnant woman? With a vacuum cleaner. +“@comedianjayski: My favorite time of da day HAPPY HOUR!!! #Drinkbreak”when the bad bitches come out and the ok hoes at home doing make-up +@tk_kelly43 @PepeCountry @PrisonPlanet BHO should do same when his RED LINE was shit on by Syria bullies always tes… https://t.co/mEhC6ZLYKg +Trump is going to have dinner at the WH with Pelosi/Schumer despite GOP being in control of the Senate, House, WH, SCOTUS, & 35 States So when democrats are in control, they do whatever they want Now that the GOP is in control, it's time for bipartisanship 👍🏻 They're just controlled opposition +The White males are made out the be dumb while the Black male is made out to be the smart one of the group . +how does a muslim man defuse a bomb by pushing his pregnant wife down the stairs . +Who is more progressive Rustic Yogi who wants English to be introduced from Nursery or foreign educated Akhilesh who want Eng only from 6th +Any CERNcels here need to figure out how to make a black hole and just end it +#DragRace GIVE AJA 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST FOR THAT FUCKING LIP SYNC +RT @WORIDSTARHlPHOP: If a Nigga try to slide in my bitch DMs.. http://t.co/Mr2FjYUgTn +BREAKING: @UniforLocal4304 president says voting results on tentative GRT agreement w/ @RegionWaterloo will not be in until 10-11pm tonight. +Roses are red, Violets are blue. Don't scream during anal, Or I will kill you. +What's the difference between a black man and XL Pizza? One can feed a family. +Some nutjob is setting those California fires on purpose. +I posted about male birth control on Askreddit, guess it will be nothing good for men... +Watching and reading between the lines of the libtard media over the past few days , I think they are very nervous indeed . +fantagio better release that dodaeng song @fantagiostaff @fantagio_iTeen @fantagiogroup tagging all fantagio twitter hear me out +$7.50 , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , German O.D. suspenders You might get raped on shipping , I do n't know . +They say strength in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews. +Females of this subreddit, do you think I'm a nice person? +I like taking niggas hoes but I stop doing that ✋ +sigh. I need to work on building out my legal contacts to encompass more states. +There is going to be so much heavy corruption dropping at all hours from now on.. we need #ObamaGate app alerts as the news drops. +1 year ago TODAY: HILLARY CALLED AMERICANS ON THE LEFT = "A BUCKET OF LOSERS" +What’s a holocaust survivors favorite movie? Gone In The Wind +priest , american and german stand in a burning orphanage . the german says : we have to safe all se children . the american says : are you crazy ? we got ta get out of here . fuck all the children . the priest says : sure - but do we still have time ? +I heard that Michael Vick started to host TV shows. I just hope he just does not host the Puppy Bowl. +“@_honeysays: My phone charging backwards 😕” retarded +Tales of encountering 2 Jehovah witness on the train back. JW: Hi (Friend ditches me and leaves me there) Inner me: you Fuck why u leave me +If two vegans argue.. is it still be considered beef? +what 's worse than dead babies in a trash can ? dead baby in trash cans +Literally mind-blowing... I met a girl with an absolutely beautiful mind the other day. It seemed to go a million places all at once... &#x200B; &#x200B; ... I probably shouldn't have used a shotgun. +@rawberryxx IT IS. TWITTER UR FUCKING USELESS. CHANGING THE INTERFACE AND NOT LETTUNG US EDIT TWEETS +This filth is a sectarian British song not an Irish folk song the sort of scum who wrote and admire this filth have no place on a WN forum yet alone an Irish forum +How do you blindfold an Asian if you don't have a blindfold? Give them your shoelace. +But in the end they are your enemies could be right there in front of you you just have to watch your back cause people can pretend all +You get to expel one group of people from America Choose wisely +BPPope.com: Donald Trump We Love Our President We Get That Politicians Have Obstructed And Abused “The Needs Of The People” Follow Their Come Into Office Middle Class Few Yrs Later Filthy Rich Investigate All Of Them Stop The Steal +if i could choose between having parkinson 's or alzheimer 's , i 'd choose parkinson 's it 's better to spill a little whiskey on your pants than to forget where you put the damn bottle . +Your right but i would say if nothing is done fast in 5 years Irish people are doomed . +At least the food at Anjung Saujana are very savoury and can make people feel so full even if it is overpriced. 😄 +[More people should reply to our picnic already because I want to get things going a bit before I travel tomorrow =P *selfish*] +In a story about rape/murder any comment that asks about the men is horribly downvoted +This is such a stupid question as you are not born poor or rich but if it came down to it obviously white and `` poor '' . +One significant result of “Tales of the Untold” is the signing of a petition in support of the Sexual Offences Against Children Bill tht was +Zuma should carry on and push his plans his fucked anyways +I named my dog Retarded. So if anyone says: "Are you fucking Retarded?" i can reply with a yes. +Plastic Eating Fungus Found in Dump, May Provide Path to Biodegradable Polymers https://t.co/wxy2Cl9iEB https://t.co/85gco9EFAY +I will say I love God as much as I like . +You dike bitches taken over ... smh nasty mutherfuckers +#Purge We need to go private and get rid of every non-cel citizen +Jewish jokes really... In inführer(ate) me +Guy on 4chan goes to potential Chad through jaw surgery (pic) • r/PlasticSurgery +AHAHA THERE IS A PIECE OF CAKE THEY MADE OUT OF THIS DUCK TAPE +Hoes always blaming hoes for being hoes. +Somebody tell these nigggas I'ma keep fuckin they hoes, I'ma keep rockin these shows +what do / and the olympics have in common ? diving +Why don't Asians get cataracts? They prefer Rincolns. +Oh I see how it is , Son of the Mist . +"you know your friend is crazy when she says things like, ""you should just screen shot it, send it to him, then block him."" ..... 😂 hell no." +I just wanna get lifted & fuck exotic bitches! +i just finished 13 reasons why and it fucked me up bad, it's sad how relatable it is to our society +how can a gay man get black guys into a toilet booth ? he knows how to pack shit . +This is another tool that you will need not that im a expert god knows I only have that ged to fall back on . +1 baby Momma no bitch no wife like PAC u need a thug in ya life +Sipping coffee, pulling down follower list, running analytics against each of them to create a troll score. +nigga u just like me , How u gone hate when u just like me niggas don't understand they lost oh probably bc they ain't me +I would move too but unfortunately there is nowhere that is untainted . +Are you sure you're not pregnant? +I like my humor how I hate my men. Dark. +Whut @RebeL_BLacC Btw Im no Sexist, I jus mean same woman barking in da office, is same one kneeling or submitting in da bedroom..! +why does n't batman dance anymore ? ‪because you 're old and adam west is dead.‬ +I fucking hate that I've been locking myself out all this week +Why are there no doctors in Africa? They cant afford to sneeze or vomit +#ThingsGetEasierWhen you love her for who she is and the man she knows you'll become. That's so deep I don't even know what it means. +I just watched a video with a crowd of white ppl shouting nigga & goin crazy to songs about black men killing each other & it made me so sad +I became a revisionist after going to Auschwitz 1 and 2 . +Why do niggers only get nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had dream +Someone played this punchline at games night. We're all going to Hell. +[Life Fuel] On-duty NYPD officers handcuffed 17-year-old girl, took her to deserted spot and raped her +"I hate getting in trouvle at work for ""not working"" like Bitch you sae me take a 5 min break after I peed calm your ass down" +A thought for the day: “Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.” — Sigmund Freud +mario badescu facial spray does absolutely fuck all for my skin but you'll still catch me using it religiously twice a day +Say what you want about @chaseandstatus , their dnb awards set 2009 is fucking sick. +I have made it clear on this forum many times that I have nothing against gays as such . +THE BONES OF A DEAD PRIEST BECAME NOTICEABLE UNDER THE ALTAR AUNTIE WAS UNLIKE OTHER ADULTS +As I commented a few days ago on this thread , massive race ( or ethnic ) mixing tends to preceed massive race ( or ethnic ) war . +One Second After, The Stand, Swan Song: Enjoyed them all. +9/10 South Africans live in poverty. The other 1/10 is white. +You can't manage everything around you; trying alone easily overwhelms a person. Have faith in others to help you. +What do you call a bad cracker? A School Shooter +This mother fucking fic truly about to make me cry in the train. +Tfw women say, "But we have to deal with sexual assault/abuse" How many people here could honestly say that they wouldn't want to live with that risk and instead live with the distinct possibility of being alone and unappreciated forever? +Did you know that chef Jamie Oliver , the Essex boy is part black ? +i just got a flashback to after the wwa tour when my dad was parked by the shedd waiting to pick us up wtf +What place did Hitler get in the marathon? None, he can't even finish a race +What does a black man have to do to die? Run away +And meanwhile , Gerry Gerry Dingleberry is trying to kill off future generations of Irish . +Why are apes always frowning? They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers. +Call the jackass and tell him about hundreds of thousands of foreign nationals who have invaded our country and laid seige to our cities on May 1 . +Some of you guys have problems so bad that you really should seek medical help from a plastic surgeon +Yes and if I were a jewish-supremacist I 'd want it that way , too . +Oh. there goes @wadhwa using his position to shame @shanley publicly again over her sex life. SET YOURSELF ON FIRE YOU SEXIST SCUMBAG, thx. +Our schools face the issues of modern rap music that tells them to fuck, kill, steal, sell durgs, kidnap rape, abuse and attack each other as we face high level of teachers always molesting children now even in Oklahoma more influce of marriage of student and teacher we must end these issues. +why do lesbians hate gay men ? because they 're fucking assholes . +Real, biological pleasure bot on sale for.... $0 apparently. +I have one word for you ....... MOVE . We chose this area because we wanted our children to go to all white schools . +I like my women like I like my memes Dead at 6 months old +[Alternate punchline]What is the difference between my wife's abortion and the movie "Avatar"? In Avatar, ALL the characters are blue in the face. +The Boner One day I was just walking around, and then I got the hardest boner looking at something. I couldn't resist and started ___ping. I was promptly kicked out of he holocaust museum. +If this isn't male "humor" in a nutshell I don't know what is. @JonTaylorr @YesYoureSexist I'm not apologising for trying to be funny +What is the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids. +Have links in bios been fucking up for anyone else +Had to delete that sprinkle of Jesus app and stop paying to attention to the signs. Ain't gonna let that shit define me or gimme mixed feels +I hereby confirm none of the #AbuDhabi drivers can drive for shit !! #recklessdrivers #idiots +Ever catch a niggas creeping and you mad AF and he just looking at you like you stupid? +Wadhwa had other women write a book about being a woman in tech, then he published it with his own name on the title. #stopwadhwa2015 +What do you call a failed surgery? An autopsy +So, Hobby Lobby doesn't have to pay for any single drug that could *possibly* effect a fetus? Because that means HL no longer has to provide any form of coverage at all. By your definition, just about everything but aspirin is an abortifacient. +This ugly ass dude Chance.... You still my nigga though 😂😂😂 +Harry, you're such an inspiring human & have a pure kind soul in your beautiful figure. Ily H! @Harry_Styles Kindly follow me? εїз 🐣 90,603 +My sister complains about how many texts and notifications she gets Meanwhile I'm lucky if I get a notification from a game saying I haven't played in awhile.. +Did you know that the 62nd prime minister of England was once injured near a beutiful mountain cathedral? Yeah, he winced on church hill. +Y'all be giving the pooest bitches so much hype, stop it. +Why is there no winner to the most depressed person competition? All the players took the easy way out. +RT @LoveLifeEst13: @West305 u look like an all black persian rug. . with no designs on that bitch and couple nut stains dingy boy +Wind 19,4 km/h NW. Barometer 1014,5 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 15,5 °C. Rain today 0,0mm. Humidity 60% +who is the most skilled magician in the world ? hitler , he turned million jews into roasts +oscar pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it +Your children will see what you're all about by what you live rather than what you say.— Wayne W. Dyer #quote +Haters gonna hate bruh. Keep on hating, keep on talking abt me. I dont give a fuck 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 +Baxter used to have half of the bed to himself and refused to sleep on it and now that i've decided to sleep in the middle of my bed he acts +The anti-echo chamber for discussion on all things gender • /r/GenderDialogues +Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers. "We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them. The priests look at each other before they speak. "We'll do it." +IM NOT RACIST Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. +RT @MackLovin_: Ctfu, nigga's only call you a bitch when you speaking the truth about em or they don't get they way 😂😂 +Don't interrupt me. +I remember when I was at my college during the Holidays ... every single holiday would be mentioned loud and clear except for Christmas ... especially kwanzaa . +Trump: American heroes to the White House this morning- The Wounded War... https://t.co/fAGdmQjO1D via @YouTube +what 's the national dish of ethiopia ? empty . +RT @GabrielaAngela4: Bitches be like Fuck ponies but ponies ve like Fuck bitches. +pedophiles are like clocks . they only put their hands on one to twelve . ( probably been done before ) +That pussy fat whatchu feeding it? +Have you seen today's weather Grandma? Yes, dear. It's cloudy with a chance of shut your fucking pie hole. Grandma is: OG Weather Girl +What’s the difference between herpes and my father? My father hasn’t been with me from a young age +For those of you that know me , I have this at my place also . +Please women, stay single.@IsaiahMHorton Please women. When you commit to your man, commit to the gym as well. #nosexist #committokitchentoo +all the time we are a targeted people i 've been attacked four times for no reason except i 'm white and i was alone learn how to defend yourself your friends and your family for any and all possibilities +What do I love the most about my Jewish girlfriend? Dat ash +If there is one thing I know It's women and sex toys. +The Universe, she's wounded She's still got infinity ahead of her She's still got you and me Everybody says she's beautiful @GregoryAIsakov +Love is like ISIS Some people lose their heads, and some people don't. +Just watched the Pepsi commercial and I don't get what the big deal is. But why the fuck is it 2 mins and 40 secs long? Thats a damn episode +Blows my mind how some guys have these model type girls then cheat on them with some ghetto hoe. +a baby seal walks into a club +Hentai Do you like hentai, what's your opinion on it if you don't and what got curious to look at it? +Connor the fucking hedgehog https://t.co/WnHLdFkZrx +What does an unborn fetus and its teenage mother say at the same time? Oh no mom is going to kill me. +The more attention a female gets, the less likely she ever gives something in return.....but ....the less attention you give her #THE MORE YOU ROT AWAY IN THE EVERLASTING DARKNESS WHEN YOUR CRUSH TALKS HAPPILY TO ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU! +Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old +Turing test: Failed @Mike_Ltfu_Brown Not sexist but America will not be taken seriously if we have Hillary Clinton becomes president +What post was StAlia even banned for Everything he said that could even remotely be construed as violent was tongue in cheek, are some people just too dumb to see that? +Wish people would stop fucking calling me Liam on a night +so he turns it on and immediately this fucking anime bullshit music starts BLASTING through the room and Coworker, who knows I +Programming The only place where women are objects. +RUSSELL FUCKING WESTBROOK IS THE MVP OF OUR FUCKING LEAGUE DONT EVEN @ ME +Starting to sound like there are many Weinstein's in hollywood that make male and female actors do very bad things to land gigs. +[@SubservientSin] +the doors open and the waiters enter with platters of shrimp, mini sandwiches, and a few other tasty snacks. Smiling at+ +I see them corny niggas that use to get fucked up in school is the wave for y'all shorty's now. +Wow. I might be out of blue hair dye. But I have a tube of Pravana that is purple... // @TheQuinnspiracy +You prove that multiculturalism works , your the one that started this troll thread , fag boy . +what do you call a performance enhancer that does n't work ? [ removed ] +Seeing Dexter Fowler in a Cardinals uniform is like what I imagine seeing @alexjade_4 with another guy would be like. +RT @LocalEmoMom: pennywise, sweetie. im so sorry. im so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even say that, oh my god. https://t.co/… +' I ain't trippen off you no mo 󾌴✋ I done dropped you 󾮠 Knocked 4owe 󾮟 I could Neva be a foo for a hoe 󾮝󾮝 I put... http://t.co/GAIElrPDIK +"Eff it. Let's go after the cripple." http://t.co/kSaMx1JPfV +She conducted séances at her boarding house, and soon her new tenant was also taken with the world of necromancy. +Sorry, I just walked through a horde of loud Asians. So annoying. +i'm actually sat here howling at gogglebox and i think this is how i'm gonna live the rest of my life +Deep inside my Kremlin troll farm HQ fake news is on full propaganda mode and Omonous Accordians and Organs play cnn fake news is on full blast with George Soros and open Society foundation for Pedophelia Democratic party pedophile ring bingo tag along with George bush and Newworld order crybabyfags +What's 11 inches and fucks children? Desert Eagle +We talk about GamerGate a lot. But the truth is, GamerGate isn't the real battle. It's a symptom of a larger problem. +Oh, you're not like our other Indian colleague. You're light skinned, you're okay. They just talk about how brown they are. +otoh, eventually most of them were like "wait. harper? you're randi harper?" and I still don't know how to adjust to this. +Lukaku has told Everton that he will not sign a new contract, and he has set his heart on a return to Chelsea above all other potential move +Republicans, you're in power: Suspend the rules Nuclear option Pass a long-term budget Make the democrats pay for choosing illegals over us #SundayMorning +He got penis you could smell on Venus but when she spreads her legs I smell old eggs +Women wear makeup so they can date chads If they didn't wear makeup Chad would want nothing to do with her. +Shafted: Taxpayers Foot $342,225.85 for Sexual Harassment, Discrimination Settlements +Awwwwww At least you didnt have drool drooping out of your mouth like I did when I was one years old . +Chad Reed needs to be fined big time. Fans do not pay good money to see a lapper blatantly destroy an epic battle between title contenders. +Im gonna walk up to femoids and beg for sex Maybe ill get lucky +Nasty schoolgirl Avril Hall gets fucked https://t.co/RKvmW6NdPi +I'm getting too many friend reqs from people I don't know. I'd rather just manage a page and keep all that stuff separate from pics of leo. +Fighting myself to get out of bed is the fucking hardest thing ever. 😩😭 +Are you the one with the tipis or the one with the Slurpees? +I just created a new user group for all members of Stormfront with Slavic ancestry ! +It used to be the churches in your own community would take care of people facing hard times ... +Thon Maker is proof the 1 year of college rule is dumb. For some people it doesnt make sense and they can develop so much more in the NBA +Thank you for sharing this website with us its really intrested and I learned something new and I like to learn . +What’s the only word with the hard ‘R’ in it that blacks love to hear? Liberate +Seriously!? My son is upset with me because I don't know how to tie a tie. I'm a girl! I don't wear ties. +My local driving school is offering a crash course for Muslims. +It makes me laugh every time the liberals complain about mugabe 's failed state , as their the very people who helped create it . +As long as the Middle East is in the grip of #Islam, there will never be such a thing as an Arab Spring. #Syria #Libya #Yemen #Iraq #Egypt +I remember the moment I discovered I had a BIG DICK After I came I flipped my bitch over and realized my Corgi was dead :( +Glad to see @twitter has gone from Sponsored Tweets to full-on native advertising. And by glad I mean nauseous. +#FreshmanAdvice and if you ain't a hoe get up out my traphouseeeeeeee +Any ex-incel lurkers here who took steroids and have a god tier body? +What should you do, when you accidentally set your slave on fire? Seriously. I need an answer to this quickly. +The whole world saw it now. We can't trust Esad nor jihadists. There is only 1 solution: Democratic Federal Syria ---> SDF +Eureka! I've figured it out! 45 is playing golf so much because he thinks he can clobber ISIS with his golf drive & he needs practice! /s +What movie should Kevin Spacey Star In Next? Predator..... +I still think it's super fucked up that the new Zelda, which is all about climbing things and physics-ing things, doesn't have a hookshot +Two e-mails sent , and will phone as soon as I shut down here . +How do you know your computer has been used by /u/kingrammus12? The keycap with the period is missing. +IAmA host Victoria fired from Reddit - Perhaps time to take another step towards voat.co/v/MensRights Gents? +One lesson learned from #Vegas shooting: if you capture video of an event like this, don't give it to law enforcement until you have made a backup copy. +Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she didn't wear a seat belt. +The difference between A Baby and A Shoe? A Baby actually tastes nice +Will President Donald Trump make it to full term? +"But I need a bad bitch that's hotter than me" might be the realist shit PartyNextDoor ever said. That's how I be feelin everyday +I don’t get why SWAT still use flashbangs It doesn’t work if you’re raiding an Asian’s house! +Psalms 13:6 I will sing unto the LORD, because he hath dealt bountifully with me. +So yall hoes still surfboard'n in the tub or nah? +Anybody ever find the answer to do chicks feel bad about posting their kids after posting a pic with their ass out? +Woy's face was a picture at the end of that Uruguay game . +Yesterday I failed my biology test Apparently black guys is not a suitable answer for what can be found in cells. +Hitler was a normie, Stalin was a normie, Mao was a normie Total number of murders commited by normies : 100million Total number of murders commited by incels : 33 (ER and Adam lanza) And normshits say incels are dangerous +"Hate flaky ass people.. even if you claim to be my ""friend"" y'all can happily go fuck yourselves." +Awesome stream! Hit the gym and now time for some sleeeeeeps! @NDS_TaLoN with the love! Thank you. Zzzz +Seriously Canada would have been better off if they left the pakis at home , im like you I do n't object to asians because they at least try to fit in . +the money he is giving away to refugees and the third world is money Canada does not even have ! +What do you call an anorexic prostitute with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese. +Dunham vs Duggar thread deleted from ELI5 because I later called Lenham disgusting for being a child molester and falsifying rape claims. +We’re walking through the same time Connected to each other Whether I go to you Or you come to me #MAYWARDFlyHigh +#MustafaKemalAtaturk, contrary to Turkey today, referred to Armenian genocide as a shameful act +I met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then. I fucking love my new Taser. +What do you call Planned Parenthood locations in Eastern Europe? a-borsch-tion clinics &#x200B; +I fucking hate my family they're so fucking annoying. Im never in fucking peace +What do you do after sex with your Girlfriend? I don’t know about you, but I usually give my wife a call asking if the kids are fine +Why does everyone at school make fun of the crippled kid? He can’t stand up for himself. +What's the most popular children's entertainment chain in the Middle East? Build-a-Bomb Workshop +Get this monkey off my back... +I sexually identify as a vegan. That means I only go for vegetables. +How do you know your little sister has finally got her period? Your dad's penis tastes like blood. +What's the one problem about having sex with a dead kid The family members yelling stop uncle stop +If you are single because you refuse to date fat women, are you an incel? +A nation of laws is no longer in the business of justice when criminals are allowed to undermine the will of the people. +Temp: 32.4F W C: 32.4F Wind:--- at 0.0kts Baro: 1029.3mb and Rising slowly Rain today: 0.00in R H: 99% #wvwx +What’s black and doesn’t work? The cold and dark heart of the moderator that decided to add the retarded auto moderator +Lol... Nia Jax is the first to be eliminated... Thought that was gonna be Bayley #WomensTitle #Wrestlemania +RT @iKatrice: Can I bring another bitch let's have a 3some +1,400 to get my wisdom removed got me fucked up 🙅🏾🙅🏾 +whats up I thought I might put my pic up here I 'm looking for some friends theres too many negroes around here some times I feel like there is' int any white guy left in the world. so message me and let me know there is stll some white brothers out their . +I can't tell whether the Las Vegas music festival or the Manchester concert was better. I mean, they were both lit. +i am not a normie i am an incel I have read this subreddit, and I have seen that I have too much in common with incels. +It's a sad day when you realize Chuck Schumer has more game & power than the entire GOP. +I did put up an abortion joke earlier But I might get rid of it +Fellas, those, who were invited to underground incel chat, pm me again ples +Anything kardashian related is so 2015. Who even thinks of hiring anyone in that family for anything in 2017 is BEYOND me 😩 +My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex.. +which u already are if ur on a phone heres a before/after pic of cum freezing but i bet vore will do it +i have got to stop fucking napping for 3 hours every day +my dumbass fucking laptop died while i was watching tgd omg +One thing you seemingly cannot grasp--that JEWS themselves are messiah , and their kingdom is earthly . +What should a women do to get longer lashes? Show a bit of ankle in Saudi Arabia +why black holes are called black hole Because they steals everything +i think i'm developing cancer from this fucking lunch period. +I found out this morning that junior school kids are n't allowed to sing Bar Bar Black sheep anymore because it 's racist and might offend the coloured kids so they are being told to sing Bar Bar randow sheep ! whats next we 'll not be allowed to sing god save the queen . +there were these three girls : snowflake , raindrop , and cinderblock . well , one day snowflake was feeling a little curious so she went up to her mom and asked , " mom , why did you name me snowflake ? " and her mom said " well , when you were born we came outside of the hospital and a snowflake fell on your nose . " the next day raindrop was a little curious so she went up to her mom and aske , " mom , why did you name me raindrop ? " and her mom said , " well , when you were born we came outside the hospital and a raindrop fell on your nose . " then the next day cinderblock came up to her mom and said , " dur  +Good example for white people with dark hair and eyes : Uta Franz ( 1935-2012 ) austrian actress from the Sissi movies who had dark hair and eyes but she 's was recognizable as a white woman +"""Everybody gets a cousin!! Sorry, I was raised by white people. I don't know no better"" lmao #ThisIsUs" +Comparison w/ the anime/manga and other films is inevitable. The hero's journey back from product to person is worth a look. +Answer to this question: It will be the way we treated incels in the early 21st century. +What do you call a black midget 3/5ths human +What's the difference between my dick and my daughter My dick won't scream when I touch it under the dinner table +Women need equal lefts with their equal rights just to be equal. +Whats the difference between a suicidal muslim and a suicidal jew? The muslim will spend money to blow himself up the jew will get in on that deal for free. +Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat ? The wheelchair. +I can’t go on 4Chan anymore I was on it for 5 minutes and accidentally called my mom a nigger +Why do orphans like to play tennis ? Because it is the only love they can get. +Bounce, shine, and softness are the key to sexy hair. +Black Automod=bad, pls karma. +All my niggas wear crowns, all my niggas bossed up, all my niggas got bad bitches don't none of us give a fuck. +So hard to forgive them shithouse tactics from 60 minutes in, fucking awful substitutions!! +Saturday night truecel rollcall If you're posting here it's over +58 people Dead Over 500 injured Couple thousand bullets and casings WHERES ALL THE BULLET HOES .....OOPS....I MEAN HOLES ! +how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb ? i do n't know they keep crying on their hands and sticking them in the socket . +My room is: CO2: 486ppm Pressure: 1013.03hPa Temperature: 20.51°C Humidity: 54.23% Luminosity: 0Lux 2017/03/31-02:37:24 +It's been a really long Saturday. I still haven't slept. This is why it's still Saturday. I'm tired & I just want to curl up, but waiting. +i bought my mother in law a chair for her h birthday . . ut the wife wo n't let me plug it in . +I want to make a Mastodon/ Clutch kinda jam bamd so fucking bad. +RT @phishlicia: @tropicaldrew_ not about you fag. I miss you like crazy 😩❤️ +Also Hollywood is their with Congress to worship satan....#Bankrupt the evil Satanist pedophile's in pedowood.... #boycott the golden global awards and #boycott the Oscar's....the worship a huge statue in the redwood forest in California.. can't share the photo on this post gab want let me +Manbook, a new social network exclusively for men? +What is one thing all these occupations have in common? +Why is everyone celebrating Spurs goals? We are fucked regardless.... +today's the day spongebob brutally got his ass WOOPED +I'm sorry but I cannot stand hood rats, chicks that move their whole body to make a point, it's annoying. You may have the most valid point but when you talk and carry your self like that you look dumb as rocks. Get a dictionary study up, learn proper words. Okay, I'm done. :) +But bitches be mad than a Mf when they don't know what I'm doing & how I getting it 💯 +ISIS shines a spotlight on the barbarity of Islam. But ISIS did not create that barbarity, it simply follows it to the letter. #Islam #Iraq +Let my cat on the patio & she came back in. She reeks of fucking cigarette smoke. HOW MUCH ARE YOU SMOKING TO MAKE MY CAT SMELL this bad!? +and when i complain she just yells at me that i should buy it myself HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SO WHEN IM IN FUCKING SCHOOL ?? +A woman grabbed my ass last night at a bar when I was talking to my friends. That was assault. +``Stop being so desperate'' How many times do you hear this bullshitt spewn? +i have 3 moods: •skips every song •lets the music play without interruption •plays the same song on repeat for days +I hate thirsty crusty dumb ugly NIGGA‼️ DONT #shootyourshot if you a fuck boy, I will embarrass you. No funeral cost 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 +How do you save a black person from drowning? You take you foot off his head +Audience members laughs at male abuse victim, host of show calls the audience out on double standards (Xpost from /r/videos) + - equals which is the same number of towers there are now . +Star Trek was one of the only TV shows I could watch when I was a kid. +When you thought you'll have a doctors apt all alone today then he shows up to the doctors office 💕❤👶🏽💍 +A fucking Hyundai just beat me in a race wtf is this a +I went to Oklahoma for thanksgiving and spent over a $ 100.00 on their ( Amish ) pies , turkey and other food . +Every time I meet with a journalist that is about to post something that is going to make GamerGate angry, I suggest using #ggautoblocker. +What's the main struggle of being half asian and half black? When you're trying to steal someones car you can't even back it out of their driveway. +What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing. +oh my gooooood esta dejando a alyson fucking K.O oh my goooddd #Gala14GHVIP5 +Turkey wants a pipeline through Syria too. Think Turkey would help globalists set up Assad to destabilize Syria for $s? #SyriaHoax +Just bcs being single doesnt have to mean lonely. The only thing i want to committed right now is bettering myself 😜 +As a kid, old people would poke me at weddings and say "you're next" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals +Where was the little girl when the little boy arrived? Everywhere. +"All those tweeting about""I didn't vote for globalist""are extremely near sighted. This was for America. It was a strike not war #FireKushner" +I heard the lowered the flags for 17 days to honor the florida victims. Well, after watching the footage, atleast my "flag" was full mast. +Curious -- What's the most important part of this movement to you? +Optimism is the opium of mankind A healthy spirit stinks of stupidity +Imagine this as a pro Romney video with Ted Nugent in a black family 's home screaming at them to wake the bleep up . +N.S.W POLICE CORRUPTION has a hold on employee's off ORANGE LOCAL COURT main desk refusing magistrate appointments to public in need. U DOGS +That actor speaks so well! +Knock Knock Who’s there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you’d never forget +My daughter died today Poor girl, forgot to breathe through her nose. +People are so fucking rude...the comments are so ignorant. +Host:: I'm making White Trash Casserole for Thanksgiving Dinner! Me:: What? Host:: Yeah! It's that thing White Trash people eat with the green beans and the cream of mushroom soup and a billion calories. I grew up poor and learned how to "pass". She grew up rich and calls herself a Communist. We're both white. Made me feel, well, like trash. +If you want me to support "Common Sense Gun Laws", let's start by making a "Common Sense Gun Law" that says ALL LEGAL gun owners must visit a firing range no less than once a month to hone their shooting skills and qualify by military standards every two years THAT is a "Common Sense Gun Law" to me +HEY, VSAUCE, MICHEAL HERE! Black lives matter. Or do they? +Wow, you don't sound Asian on the phone! +"@sanacardi @letat_lechat Sanders said ""I'm sick of talking about your damned emails""" +Kevin Sayers here. Lakeville, MN I'm looking forward to reading insightful words by top educators. #mnlead +I seen in a documentary that princess Diana was in a secret relationship with her taxi driver. Apparently she had to break up with him because he drove her up the wall. +Life is like a roller coaster, but so is rape It has ups and downs, but you can choose whether to scream, or enjoy the ride. +Rape is not a punch line. @hawaiinshirts lead singer of maroon 5 sound like he getting gang-raped in the showers +That's ghetto! +The ice cream man just drove past my house and didn't stop??? I wasn't going to get anything but what if I were to?🙃 +I support all of my niggaz and bitches doing dope shit on the west side and in my city LA +a jewish boy was playing alone outside in the concentration camp . so an ss guard walks up to him , and says : --are you having fun , boy ? --yes , sir . --and what 's your name , boy ? --david , sir . --and how old are you , david ? --i'll be years old next week , sir . " now , now " replied the guard , " i would n't be so optimistic . " +r/thebluepill hates and wants to kill you for being an incel +"You haven't seen me drunk if I haven't said ""I'm so fucked up"" or ""it's lit"" 😂" +Hahahahahaha someone at my gaff the other night took one of my thongs and got scared and put it in my living room press hahahahhahahahagahah +Ok I will try my best not to say that "F" word anymore tonight. +All I've asked is for one thing. & one thing only . But I get more then what most bitches could ever have... But still. +RT @BoutCrazed: The best way to make a hillbilly do something is to tell him he can't do it. +Man theres been alot of stuff on the news about it. the last week weve been on the front page of the news paper 3 times and on the news every night . +#car loan interest rates for bad credit wireless bird box camera +What's a KKK member's least favorite country? Nicaragua +the best part of sex is . knowing you do n't need consent +RT @Drrake: How to curve tf outta hoes... http://t.co/LIGzDoUnJ5 +Im so fucking for Sunday! I cant wait to see @TripleH's entrance +when ur fucking hair gets caught in the fucking hinges of ur fucking glasses +One of my friends has Sun conjunct Neptune. Shes always attracting men who need saving. And her compassionate ass tries to save em like girl +My mom has started saying shitcrackers around the house. Amazing how she combined all races into one slur. +why ca n't orphans play baseball ? they do n't know where home is . +Got arrested at a fancy dress party last night for coming in a bunny costume. A 7 year old was wearing it. +Half these females with these twitter names like "eat my pussy" ain't even about that life bro.. +.@MaddyBaylor @LBigmann Estimates are guesses not proof. This is why you are called stupid. And you ignore that politics exist. Also stupid. +Some girls think being a bitch and having an attitude is attractive. Who tf made you think that?? +Poor Old Dr Seuss Is Now Racist According To The Left What's Next Are They Going To Call Shit Racist Next Because It's Brown And Sometimes Black +Let's see if this really is the last remaining free speech platform: FUCK THE KIKES +a black kid complemented my shirt He said : nice shirt faggot.... I said yea, it's 100% cotton. tell your grandparents I said thanks +Normie lifestyle #1 It's not even wet cunts that I miss, it's the office parties. +Has anyone seen/done a P2P messaging app for mobile? +x-post TIL makes cyber debauchery look like a female-only problem, full of obvious and wrong info. +You got that right in one go.Lets hope he gets well soon and on his way home If you do n't have these apes in your great Country then count your blessings +my pet bird hates my kitchen timers, and guess what? i’m beginning to hate them too, always nagging me, “beep beep beep,” stfu bitcj +How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they'll just shoot the room for being black +.@basicrepublican Pretzel logic is understatement. #SJWLogic is like a pretzel being beaten and tossed off the Sears Tower. Puddle logic... +I don't know why but whenever it rains I'm in the mood to write & just sit & listen to music 🙃⛈📝 #judgeme #idc +So tired of people who continue to put themselves in shitty situations with shitty people expecting change..like no it will never change!!! +You ain't ballin cause you got space jams boy those were released months ago sit yo fruit scoopin ass down 🤦🏽‍♀️ +looks like another all nighter. this is bullshit, I'm gonna be fucked like a whore trying to support her family for Christmas on monday +Why don't you hear about many African firefighters? What can they even use to put out fires wth there? +Why are there no autistic black people? Autism only develops in humans. +People that play with others emotions are fucked up +If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then we could save hundred of mosquitoes from dying of aids every year. +Somebody the other night was passed out drunk on my lawn. What a way to spend your third birthday. +Daily reminder: if femaloids weren't used for reproduction, they would have been extinted by now They are a weaker and less intelligent specie than men. +It's funny when women pretend to know their rights ...and lefts +That feel when you're at the "age" where males are suspected of being able to take advantage of teenage females But you have no girl experience so you don't know any of these exploits and you'll be just as lonely as you were then. +If the K-drama industry makes a show as good as Criminal Minds where some stars show up I'll watch it. +“@ItsLegzzYo: Yall so fuckin trash yo!!! 😡😡 @DIRECTV” man them niggas gonna win the skins trash +"@SenateMajLdr Is it the same policy that allowed a weak chinned fool like you to become a ""leader""? If it is then it's bad stragedy!!" +Martha has a house keeper and this woman literally sent my ass to my room. I'm shocked and appalled. +"RT @_Perarl: Niggas always get mad when I say ""don't dm me if you don't have flyout money"" but what's the point in a dm if it won't go anyw…" +Black lives do matter! I need them for my plantation +@TweetsAndFreaks I told u ugly niggas get bitches young I promise u!! Work ya magic lol +I watched "the Visit" Never laughed so much in a while. +Im glad to see this board back in action , whew . +Wishing a horde of rabid bats on @Trizzzy13 and @Travieee23 +SOS: does anyone wanna lend me some hella cute outfits for my senior pictures? Either that or I'm wearing tshirts 🙂 +Black is the opposite of white... this thread will be locked and you know I'm right. +I didn't have an outward emotional reaction when my own grandmother died, but I am crying for Nimoy. +Whats worse than a dead homosexual? A live one. +Does anyone else live in a "Neckbeard Nest?" +I am allowed to feel strongly that I cannot be roommates thrivingly with my parents. I am allowed to want to gtfo. +what 's a chinese pirates favorite letter ? l +Dad, why do people offend me just for being ыack? Dad? +The fact that Ryan's mom and I still have a great relationship after everything that happened makes me happy😊 +I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/blQf92k8x0 Infected Mushroom - Savant on Mushrooms (feat. Savant) +And we had movie nights and bon fires and sleepovers and here's a fucking shock, he was never a creep. +Why are there no K-Marts in Syria? Because there’s targets everywhere +RT @KoolQueef: I gave up calling my wife a nigger during sex for lent. +sometime your side chick ain't even a chick It's an angle grinder with a wirewheel attached to it, or the dead baby I turned into a sex doll +went out of dynamite... guess demons in the dirt and dmf from @hellyeahband can make the same effect🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 +I wonder when it will end , and when people will have had enough as well . +"And you're being especially egregious and pretentious when you pretend it's for the sake of ""diversity.""" +PM at the 80th anniversary celebrations of the Brahma Kumaris family via video conferencing via NMApp +Why don't you just dye your hair? +Next month is the best month to buy a new fridge! They typically go on sale around May in preparation for summer! #HomeLife +"okay I love hey violet but I'm getting a bit tired of ""Rena and friends"" In the new music vid you can barely even tell that they're a band:(" +@TheYoungTurks This is my power panel fantasy team. #tytlive @cenkuygur @AnaKasparian @johniadarola @jimmy_dore #toostrong +How does this sub feel about the prevalence of male genital mutilation (circumcision) and the hypocrisy from most women who think it is fine while FGM is horrible? +You would make more money if you had a boob-job. Then you'd be an 8 instead of a 6. +What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race. +I watched the video and my observations are that the music has very little in common with bulgarian . +In 1 hour from now i will be posting 2 selfies +Shout-out to @jdusenbury & @NathanHDize for a great workshop! Lots of ideas, energy, after conversations with @chelseastieber, @candiceamich +How do you fit 200 jews in a car? 2 in the front , 2 in the back 196 on the ashtray. +What black, flaky, and smells like ash? A stillborn in an inferno. +My wife's so fat we were sunbathing on the beach today and the Lifeguard came over and said to her.. "Excuse me Miss, could you move, the tide's waiting to come in" +Some people believe the Jack O ' Lantern also represents the ancient Celtic warrior 's tradition of taking the heads of their enemies as trophies . +BPD 911 Dispatch: AUTO ACCIDENT | NB I 100 N/W COLD SPRING LN | Sat, Apr 8th 2017, 3:32 am | Low | P170980366 +A muslim calls the suicide hotline in Syria The agent picks up and asks: That's great to hear you want to commit suicide. Could you also drive a truck? +FUCKING NORMIES *SWINGS HAMMER* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #voidbot +when you get home from work expecting to crawl back into bed with your man but he forgot to tell you he has work 🙄 +Ahead of their time , as you said Canada day is not about whites and their progeny who founded this nation anymore . +i live in the bay area and have no car and barely any money to my name. i want to join the fight. if anyone is going from around here or can get me there , please pm me . +What do you call an attractive Arab woman? Asif. +pedophelia . for those who just ca n't wait for that virgin pussy . +"You know Nothing, John Snow" "Thanks" “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” ― Socrates +The good-natured&heartful TG who were proud of selling not their bodies but their skills,were immensely popular as a symbol of the spirit ED +bitches i don't talk to still get in my business. i swear i fucking hate this school +What I say when people ask me where I see myself in 10 years [Removed] +tfw there are people who actually slept with their onities ^ unbeliveable +Why are black people watching Black Panther? Because that's the only movie where no one of them dies. +I like my women how I like my coffee Lifeless and slightly warm. +Narrrrrr Get Out has fucked my head, what an insane movie 🤦🏻‍♀️ +Apparently slave isnt a nono-word and frankly im fine with refering to whiten't peapole as slaves so no harm done right? +Red wings fan here, I am amazed nobody is talking about that. That no call just handed the game over to the blue jackets +Forever entertained by the 'clink' noises my lip piercings make against my coffee cup. I think I'm still goofy from lack of sleep. +Why are some people so fucking stupid. Fucking grow a brain lah. +please stop making jokes about the warehouse fire . it 's far too hot of a topic . +We need one of our expert troll masters to organize an national call to action antifa event, from starting position to signs to slogans, and have them show up to something like a local pro choice event. +Friend:: I used to think you were gay you know. Me:: Why? Friend:: Because you always were talking about gay rights and all that. Said by my friend to me, a bi woman. +"Women have been equal socially for quite awhile now" <-- said with all of the authority of the truly uninformed +Guys say bros before hoes. I say food before dudes. +just bought some art work from @meriamawada if you like some dark stuff. check her out she is amazing. +A bunch of people poked me about some article that was written. Eh. I don't really care that much. +What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me" +#TuckerHighlights 12/5/17: -Evidence mounting that Meuller witch hunt is a DEM-run, partisan lynch mob -LVPD obstructs press & attourneys from investigating LV massacre -SCOTUS torn on Cake shop vs Sodom; ACLU at war with #1A -TXU newspaper publishes column that literally calls for white genocide +Why hasn't Trump deported all the Muslims yet? Because he can't get them past airport security. +why is the Womens march of pink hats trending higher than the Government Shutdown by #Chucky cheese Schumer" +And meanwhile, Hillary is waiting her turn to be sexually harassed. +at first i bought kylies products bc i liked the colors but bruh. i can't stand having that flakey crusty ass product on my lips +Justin Trudeau shows the international community that incompetence and arrogance are all it takes to lead a nation these days . +But is it really that big a deal? +"Everything look better with a bitch next to it" +Everyone head over to @dil8e and drop him a follow! He does some really clean signatures that you'll want to check out! 👍 +Population 7,500,000,000 Every moment, thousands of blurry eyes searching for glasses +Why does everyone have to fight on my grave. Like, I'm trying to fucking sleep here after I got blown up by my own brother. +Those same documents also revealed that there were only 360,000 inmates ever in Auschwitz , total , from the time it opened until it closed . +Fountains Abbey-partially destroyed many years ago but still beautiful . +What do you call it when a baby dies seconds after birth A speed run +I want Michelle Obama to admit he is a male. +Deus charged and new battery in pinpointer ready for tomorrows rally. Still waiting for that elusive first hammie of the year. #xpdeus #xp +zoe is doing video indirects which makes ME wanna do video indirects but my voice is Disgusting and i look like ass so +Dismantle her piece by piece, set fire to her soul & lovingly reassemble her as she asks you to do it all over again +Aryan Legacy Feel free to use our site for your project . +I thought getting a vasectomy would've stopped my wife from getting pregnant. It just changed the color of the baby. +Headed over to #GirlDevWeek in a few hours to keynote about the state of online harassment. +If Pinocchio broke his nose, where would his curse go? In an 8 year old +Columbian niggas outchea tweaking on TV, getting disgusting for the camera +*dad talking to son* do you know what your brother said when he lost his virginity 😭 Son - dad please don’t Dad - exactly +I use YouTube a lot and I 've been seeing this phrase all over . +One time on a plane a woman was scared because I was Pakistani I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket +There are a lot of women who get super stressed out if they don't have a period. In this case... Mirena may not be the right IUD for you. [...] If it will assuage our fears, you could keep a list of those symptoms of something going wrong & review them once a month to remind yourself that you're fine. +How did my jewish mother dig out of a sad hole in her life? She didn't because it was at Bergen-Belsen +"#ITakeControlBy grabbing you by the face and saying "" I'm the fucking line leader!""" +Congratulations to @msstate Women's Basketball Team for stunning victory over UCONN last night. Good luck tomorrow to @UofSC & @msstate!!! +Makeup for Disneyland should be simple and effortless but i aint no where near simple and I know imma beat this face & regret it +So I heard Thailand saved some young kids who were spelunking? So now that they are safe are we going back to all the news stories of people spelunking in young Thai kids? +d🍊nald trump is seen on a tape describing sexual harassment. He's president I guess it doesn't make any sense pisses me off who thought +How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a light bulb? Guess we'll find out in 6 months +FUCK OFF VINCENT KOMPANY!!!! Terrible !!!!!! Soooo many fouls. Awful referee +PRO AMERICA IS PRO AMERICA.....NOT PRO IsraHELL OR ANYBODY ELSE ! +My son is such a miserable fuck... I bought him a new trampoline for his birthday, and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry... +How many times does 42 go into 9? Come into the van and find out. +so i called the rape hotline today . turns out it 's only for victim 's +It opened up with some clouds parting and with SILK----->Can we get a room on the southside of the ghetto! +am i the most misogynistic user on this sub? +Niggas want praise when they get outta a fucked up situation they get themselves +Pussy gotta be trash RT @Adolfhibsta: Her love life is so sad lol RT @cqminaj: im so glad khloe k dumped french's ghetto ass +Well here'es the thing neither of us really created the thumbnail I just used thegames cover art initially because I didn't (and can't) make proper thumbnails, he however had originally just used an image from his video and again I know this because his video was one I checked when I searched for a guide. Since the comments appeared though I noticed he used the exact same cover art image I used (which is fine it's out there people will use it) added a title to it but then also changed his title so it was the same as mine. [...] You ar right I should take a step back, it isn't a massive deal but it's hard when it feels someone is targeting my channel. +Lol another day another dollar but yet again we are at least free also..😎 +Did you hear that Israel are going bankrupt? Germany is charging them the gas bill. +Goofy ass. lmfaoo make a niggah laugh +My Coworker:: I'm about to buy her a one-way ticket back to Africa My Supervisor:: HA! I'll pitch in. They were talking about me via IM. Both men were white. Found this in the IM log in 2010. When I submitted this finding to corporate, they were both fired, but the prevailing message is that even after 500 yrs in America, we still don't belong. I was 33, May 2010, Atlanta, GA, at work. Made me feel like even though I am a descendant of slaves, I still don't belong in America. +"God doesn't have anything against gay people. In the bible its says "" Man shall not sleep with boy"" Which is pedophilia. Gay aint a sin" +God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ― Mark Twain +As others have pointed out , it 's a great slogan . +I am going to name my son retarded so when anyone asks me " Are you fucking retarded?" I will say , yes. +Check out: sad☹ @clspoetry ❝he makes me want to write poetry❞rnrn i'm C.S. & these are my tweetsrnrn +@hughhewitt @mmurraypolitics One conservative, one liberal and one 50/50.... they were compromise picks. What is your point? +RT @BenFitzzy: Stressing about shit you can't change is the worst +Why do I hate to get blowjobs from muslim girls? Isn't it obvious? +If her age is on the clock Then in jail you'll take the cock +besides Dark Jokes .. I found Something + about this Reddit !! Autism .. +Only drunks and children tell the truth But not drunk children, they all lie about me taking advantage of them +i know i've said the show isnt a real music show about 240914890 times but if omg win by some miracle we will be celebrating ! +Would it make you feel any better if I massaged your breasts? +I like my women how I like my coffee, Warm, but not alive +#MSNBC @maddow Has ACCUSED #President @realDonaldTrump of Masterminding (with Putin) #Assad's WMD attack! @maddow is DELUSIONAL & DANGEROUS! +there was nothing left from the ancient macedonians when the Slavs arrived ... their trace was lost long before the slavic invasions took place +@MsCGraves @thelonelyldnr @TinyDork_ it's definitely another ball game when you meet the parents sksks +If she works at Taco Bell, don't trust her +it's seriously preposterous just how centered meditation & exercise have been keeping me these days +Why should you avoid eating out your girlfriend the morning after sex? Ever try pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich? +Everytime Unooshaa yells Obiness to the max I die a little from inside. Not sure I can make it to the finale at this rate #MaldivianIdol +I truly don't know how to break free of my crippling depression to improve myself and my life Any other incels with this problem? +I saw a black guy riding a bike today..... I thought it was mine, then I checked again and he was still chained in my basement. +[Life Fuel] These incel hands will be making the food women eat 5 evenings a week instead of just 2 I'll make sure to do my very best and put all of my love into it :) +Makes me sick that someone tried to attack Robbie, after the week he's had, fucking pricks +Hi Im tv free do n't have kids yet reading mending , sewing , menting board games radio study extra curricula actives Good on you for planning a FREE jewv existence +"Beholden to Israel and AIPAC even before running for office ~ On April 17, 2016, Stephanie Schriock, an American political strategist and political campaign fundraiser, explained the process by which many US political candidates become beholden to Israel and AIPAC even before running for office." +"When your old coach still keeps in touch with you and says ""still one of the prettiest swings I've ever seen"" 😭🤘🏼💖⚾️" +RT @SLeyTMF: Too many bitches not enough queens +I find it Ironic that Obama's greatest legacy is how he single handedly destroyed the Democrat Party. +I've seen it before , most are Poles from America from what I see . +"U da bomb", "No, u iz the bomb" A compliment in America, an argument in the Middle East +Michael Wolff Claims His ‘Fire and Fury’ Will ‘End This Presidency’ +I have no intent on linking to the articles where he stated he was backing out. They were an attempt to save face, not an apology. +what 's the difference between a malay and a pair of spectacles ? spectacles have a degree +They say Adam and Eve had two kids, and they had two kids. I guess that means humanity started in Alabama. +Emporion ballista in Museu d & #39 ; Arqueologia de Catalunya , Barcelona , Spain - YouTube Remains of the ballista found from archaeological excavations in Greek town of Ἐμπόριον ( Emporion ) near present day town of L' Escala in Catalonia , Spain . +Well, I 'm not a skin nor I 'm from San Diego , however I 'm glad to see you back . +I told my pal a Flight 93 joke It missed the mark. +This is the base core of any pack rather it be 3 day , seven day , trunk or forever kit . +Thu 05:00: Mostly Cloudy; Temp -2.2 C; Windchill -7; Wind NNE 12 km/h; Humidity 77%; Press 101.6 kPa / falling. +I've been making a website for orphans but I'm having trouble The website doesn't have a home page... +59 YEARS OLD? i'm a few years older and don't have as many as she does! too much sun,surgery,booze and self medication +isnt rick and morty the thing where you go all stiff when you die? +It's a little-known fact, but you'll find a @bucees in the Mariana Trench. Gas pumps are a little tough. Bathrooms are still great though. +I got ass cheeks on my white tee, all these hoes keep grindin on me +Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free. +UPDATE [Edit] Alabama Election 21% in Roy Moore 51.8% 126,494 Doug Jones 46.8% 109,904 #AlabamaElection +Sex is like bacon Muslim women don't get to enjoy either +Would Martin Luther King be distraught if he knew that blacks were not following his words, but rather his actions by getting shot in public? +hey guys did u kno i LOVE DIEGO are u tired of hearing it yet. i dont care if u are im gonna keep reminding u that i Love Diego So Much +What's the difference between a child molester and Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents? Nothing, they both make little kids scream +Someday, I'm going to drink & start submitting pull requests to various FOSS projects' Makefiles to play fitting theme music during a build. +Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. +So people go out of the country for a few years , come back and their money in the bank has been given to black illegal immigrants , this is shocking . +I hate how when I try to get in shape I get so muscular and look like a dike +DAILY TIP: If you have long hair, don't dry it out with constant shampooing. Wash it every two to three days and use leave-in conditioner. +oh well. he's a fag anyways. +Females complain about no being able to murder their children +what 's black purple red green and blue ? my nigger and i 'll paint him any fucking colour i want +Don’t you hate when you go for a prostate exam... And the doctor says “Look ma, no hands” +What do gay and autistic people have in common? They can’t think straight +What's the best thing about having sex with a pregnant girl? You get a handjob and sex at the same time +"I hate when I tell my friends from home ""let's play gauchoball"" & they're like ""oh you mean stack cup/rage cage/sum bs*"" nah fam gauchoball." +HERE'S THE GOOD THING.... WE WILL WIN........... JOIN OR........ HAIL VICTORY ! +Loneliness to females is a week without chads cock, loneliness to men is no friends or human contact for years Females can never be lonely like me or other men, there will always be someone to love them and worship them, no matter how ugly they are +McMaster has been caught by the intelligence agencies briefing Soros by email on the reorganisation of the White House. +@JasonKander @SpencerJCox @SenJohnMcCain I disagree politically but respect @RepCharlieDent Good man, honorable public servant +All you bitches can keep getting jealous. I loveeee ittttt +Police say private investigator #PaulOSullivan has flouted his bail conditions by leaving SA without notifying his investigating officer. MO +Today this girl told me she loved my lipgloss & asked what kind it was, you should have seen her face when I told her it was Vaseline lmao +urban dictonary here i think this is mean but really funny and kinda true xd have you ever seen a neck roller ? +RT @akosiRyanJ: PART 2 - Sucking, rimming, and fucking session with Long-haired Twinkboy ng Parañaque. Retweet and follow me for m… +q. what do you call mexican firefighters josa and josb +Incel Glossary Autcel - Autist Incel Fatcel - Fat Incel Trumpcel - For a Trump supporter in a communist town Curecel - Autist that is for a cure, shunned by autism supremacists Nerdcel - a Nerd incel, caused by autism Lookcel - An ugly incel Disablcel - A disabled incel STEMcel - an autistic that is majoring in STEM at a university +what do women deserve ? nothing . hey're objects +is anybody on this tl still into hq and wants a zine and a bunch of prints bc theyre rotting in my room and need a better home +I know Idont say it much, but going to Milton Hershey School, will hands down be the most important part of my life. +i've felt anger when i 've read it on forum , but we have to do our part and speaking at loud voice this fact , because , for example , i 'm from europe and this fact is not pased on tv news or in the news paper ... knows your enemies is the first pass for vicory on them ! +I was talking on the phone while driving with my dad next to me and he got mad to the point where he told me to pull over so he can drive 😂 +i dont see why u couldnt go alone i mean its in a public place , unless hes picking you up or something ...... first post +@PimpBillClinton @tareksaadmisr that's Arabic for "you one pussy gettin motha fucka" +Our system is very safe. We start from a small lot size and increase the volume with higher equity. #ForexUS #ForexTips #ForexProfit +What do you call plan b when a jew takes it? Zyklon B +this bitch really fucked up my eyebrows.... im mad +What do Tires and Jews have in common? They’re both better filled with gas +This feels like that that endorphin rush public speakers get but so much more intense. Oh boy. +Im fucking stupid should of got the tickets when yajaira told me +Wow, Listening To #Troubadour After Undertaker Spoke About It, Gave Me Chills Like It Did Him, Somebody Needs Put Taker Videos To That Song +I have to say as a person who loves learning this site has me continually looking up and researching parts of history I have never really thought about before . +Forsberg scored his 30th tonight and Erat had had 13 in the Czech league this year. Fair trade, right @n_epoch ? +♪ Listen! Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Oh-o-ohh oh closer! Let me whisper in your ear: Legion isn't very good ♫ +I swear to god if I see another god damn joke about how life is an april fools joke I'm gonna fucking fight someone +#Karnowski needs to use that big body and back em down.he's playing too soft with the ball #NCAAChampionship #marchmadness +Incels with sisters How painful is it to watch them have a sex life with bf's while you remain a permavirgin? +Down to catch a body bitch! +Girls are like black jack The goal is 21 but I always hit on 11 +What's the best day to buy slaves Black Friday on the black market. +Top gilded comment states, in an evasive, manipulative manner, that all men are objectifying her. +Stories evolve and change to reflect lessons that society finds valuable. I think "women are human beings" is a lesson that needs learning. +Everyone knows how John F. Kennedy died That one's a no-brainer +If you give your boyfriend head while he driving, you a crazy bitch 😘 +what ’s the best thing about an ethiopian blow job ? you know she ’ll swallow . +If the DOJ opened an investigation on the Clinton Foundation on Thursday, the Clintons & staff should have been in jail by Friday, per all of the evidence floating around, this should not take a long time at all and the longer it takes, the better chance they have of going free IMO. +"on a rlly serious note my life is really great right now and i'm enjoying every second with my friends and my ""best"" friend" +OP asks men why they're single, unsolicited advice floods the thread. +Why are East Indians bad at hockey? Because every time you get them in a corner, they put up a gas station +•@Louis_Tomlinson @LiamPayne • My life is so much better now Thanks to YOU. You are my everything. Love You lads Mind following me?💙 +11,254 +I just think everyone needs to know that many women poop during childbirth, and that's totally okay. +Start branding everything coming out of Hollywood, TV, media, and education as “Jewish degeneracy” We need to seperate Whites from all of it and peg Jews for the satanic scum they are Let everyone point to Jews every time gay sex, incest, & trannies are inserted into TV shows and movies +I like my women like i like my whisky 12 years old and mixed up with coke +I respect any nigga that tell me he got a bitch , so I fall the fuck back no hating 💯 +cleaners are here and i'm taking a shit that was horrible +"RT @velvertbliss: (sometimes when im alone i like to have my tentacles play with my asshole) ""MMmmm thats it stretch out my asshole a…" +What happens when a black guy steps on a heap of shit? The heap gets bigger +May your gender never be neutral and you remember who you are just look down and see what you got before you head out to the bar +I don’t see why Rosa Parks was arrested for not giving up her seat Black people were and have always been disabled after all +Literally sleeping 2h on week days nowadays Life as an opportunitycel is hard fam but i must grind +What point do you have to bring out to win an argument with a black guy? A hollow one. +If ISIS has nothing to do with #Islam then why doesn't it attract Jews, Himdus, Buddhists, Taoists, Atheists, Christians. Why only Muslims? +What do you call a bakery run by retarded orphans? Special Kneads. +What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy. +The soul you sell on your way to the celeb top! +Fuck that hoe??? thats exactly what dese hoes doin. Gettin fucked nd yall niggas the one to blame +Bad bitches is the only thing that i like +my sister in law has started to date a nigg . my sister in law has started to date a nigger . i think it 's only a cheap way to get her handbag back . +If she'll tell you she's a "badd bitch" then listen. She's bad for your health! +Spending money on these hoes , nigga you aint fuck SHIT ❗️ +It was the same men who did all of it is what I 'm saying . +My next door neighbors decided that adults yelling at screaming kids all day just wasn't noisy enough. Welcome, barking dog! #humans #baffle +Japan's fastest baker is only a little boy. But he makes 100000 toast in less than two seconds. +God I hate him, Hannah isn't a slut you're a man whore SUCK A DICK +To be honest .. i dont think this Muslim killed him because he thought the swedish boy looked like a racist ... it was probably just an excuse . +Things you never hear a "white supremacist" say: "I'm a white supremacist" +If you saw all the tweets about country music fans being Trump supporters and deserving this you would be sick. +... and her hair evokes a geisha. +Bitch come on... you know what you said.... you asking for Tommie to be crazy... #LHHATL +why don't Middle Easterns get arrested for pedophilia? No matter the age, you'll still get to fuck em. +The teacher took away my fidget spinner... so I decided to start spinning my Single Action Army instead. +I could have so many bitches right now... Lately they been loving Flee +I tried asking my sex partner if I was the only one he'd been with [NSFW] But the only words that came out were," gugugaga" +#MyFirstWordsHadToBe Wasn't much room to tag the walls in there. Damn you siblings! I'm the artist! +no one will ever love who you are only how you look and for us incels only our money +Suicide Should go to a whorehouse before I kill myself or just be a FUCKING MAN for once in my life and be done with it +just called an escort she sounded fucked in the head +Fuck!! AABA is fucking maddddd 🔥, stay woke ( @joeyBADASS ) +RT @Screvvy: Dear fucking lord what even is Minecraft Youtube https://t.co/tWNiIp22xC +when u have a REAL bond w someone it's not easy to stop fw them. u deal with a lot of their stuff bc u want them in ur life. +There are 2 new collections under TV page - Recent videos from people you follow - Trending videos +A state DHHS may be "losing" paperwork from single fathers so that they do not get benefits. +#MeToo, young women all over FaceBook telling their "stories" Anything for attention. +I voted for Pence, but have definitely come around to love the President. +What are some solid sources to help educate uninformed people about the true, anti-male nature of the family court system? +This store is SO redneck... +I think it 's quite ironic that they want to ban the burkha when they look like they are dressed in them themselves . +The Black Mirror is the best science fiction since Orwell's 1984 +My Nigerian friend completely disappeared No one could see him after he fell in the river +Many democrats won’t sleep tonight....good lol +Incels and politics What side of politics do you guys support? +Share the love: @ZaisVania @UnemyrMagnus @BusyBeingJenn, thanks for being top new followers this week :) +Black is the absence of color it is also the absence of rights +Usually when I straighten my hair it's super oily and flat and ugly but I switched it up this time and it's too fluffy lol +More black-on-white crime : YouTube - Black Students Attack White Man For Eating Dinner With Black Man YouTube - Black Attack On White Hopkins Researcher Planned +train from home to school has good aerodynamics . it is a bullet train . +. @KyrenWilson will face world no.1 Mark Selby in the semi-finals of the #ChinaOpen tomorrow. Selby has just beaten Stephen Maguire 5-1 +How do you starve an Ethiopian child? You don’t, Africa does it for you. +What’s the similarity between marriage and the special olympics? Even though you win you still lose.... +Why isnt Stephen Hawkings going to heaven Because there is no ramp to heaven, only a stairway +People on r/relationship _advice get mad when an autist tells the truth +The internet was slow today while I was downloading porn... ...and my daughter uploading it. +i saw someone with r*t monster as their display name like no offense but r*t is a fucking racial slur and ur tryna make a meme out of it wyd +Whats bigger than a black persons dick? His lips +I plan on posting the above quote after every post until this really funny joke thread is done with . +"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Yeah, and they're all disgusted by me +can this fucking spring break come faster bc I'm about to Put Myself Out Of My Missouri +Putin would kill to see Russia win the world cup in his home country And I think he just might. +i 'm / on abortion pros : it kills babies cons : it gives women the right to choose +What do you tell a person who is self-harming because of President Trump? "It's up the avenue, not across the street." +He was talking about I'm on one lol. How was that even possible when I was on a cruise ship with no phone service negro? +Well why don't you tell me why you're obsessed with the crappy singer Justin Beiber? You don't hate on my shit and I don't hate on yours. +Oh honey bunny, how much my girl has grown both taller and spiritually this year. Yet, her… https://t.co/BWMHOrjIBY +Why are black people so religious? Because God is the only dad they have. +Why do people blame gays for causing aids If anything you should blame the blacks it came from their country +Why do people insist on arguing with me over our monthly tanning packages 🙄🙃🤷🏼‍♀️. I didn't fucking make them up bro. 🖕🏼☀️ +A lot of guys are afraid to admit that they've gay moments and some women are too but some are comfortable sharing and not afraid when I was happily married at one time me and my ex wife would always discuss this issue...... +Matthew 7:12 So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. +So that shooting in Texas Pump Shotty with an 8:0 KDR still pretty low on the leaderboards but still a prominent play +Daily reminder that one may be the most interesting, most funny and witty person on earth but if he doesn't have the looks, it all counts for nothing. +Celebrity Chef Anthony Bourdain has taken his own life aged 61 He topped himself.. ... with a garnish of lotus flowers, parmesan shavings and a sauce to die for. +That's my girl! +I like my girls like I like my pizza Fresh out of the oven with no sausage on it +Indeed, it is quite odd for something like this to be posted on this forum . +God only knows , these people have no respect for ANYTHING not even their own . +This is why we should be educating our children like they educate theirs . +i found a mike n ike in my skittles and im kinda mad about it +We'd have to massively screw up to get relegated now. Not impossible, but I feel we're probably safe playing the way we are at the moment. +With public schools being so integrated and focusing on non white students I really would suggest to any parent to get themselves educated so they can teach their children at home . +Hey look, I found a photo of all the supplies donated to hurricane Harvey relief by Antifa, Black Lives Matter, and Women's March: empty truck.jpg +What's the difference between boomerangs and black dads? The boomerangs actually come back. +I knew I forgot something when I went to the grocery store today...... It was those damn dinosaur chicken nuggets 😐 +I feel like this is the perfect time or environment for Eminem to drop a album. Who better is going to put it on a album? +This is the latest anti-white attack by a ' groid . +How do you get Steven hawking's back? Simply plant one in mineral rich ground and within a few month a new one wil grow, just like with every other vegetable. +I triggered some bitch and i need more muslim jokes, ASAP +About to ship functionality marking Verified and Plus users, if you want to be verified please message me here with your PewTube channel username, thank you! +Why dont jews like to be cremated Because they have to pay for it these days +Basic bitch is scared of words on screen and wants to shut this place down. +Should women be held accountable by their children for causing birth defects by drinking, smoking, or doing drugs? +The standard of men approaching first has to be abolished +Fucking lady at waffle house said how you spell ziggy ikyl +courtney you were out there talking shits about hannah but then you say that hannah killing her self wasn't you fault?? 2+2=13??? +My teacher didn't let me bring my MP3 to school..... Guess I'm bringing my MP5 then. +Incels is your side profile worse than your front? +Which club did I get my grandma and my neighbors's toddler into the other day? The Mile High Club +What is the difference between women and bikes? Bikes don't scream for help when I ride them. +I was n't able to attend the last event but really would like to met some normal people in San Diego . +Why do i need to verify my bank account when i do a Bancontact transaction ? I suppose it should be done only for SEPA transfer? @litebiteu +I speak life into marriages and relationships that are serious!!! When is done right, that's amazing!!! #boyfriendMATERIAL +Neurotypics, why do you feel the urge to save a suicidal man? +Am I the only one who would want to see Brock Lesnar take all snowflake libtards to Suplex City? +Hate when people just start pulling out of junctions when you've not even let them out just makes me not let them out. Twats +I would like to visit TIBET before CHINA completely rapes it of all its resources. +What’s the difference between being a cuckold and being a dog You don’t lick your own balls +When were they equal in Apartheid? +I finally heard back from the Child Development today . +@ShiltonAlmeida @bozkurtkarasu @PaulJohnWhisky @CreoleNarcissus @keltraine Quite well! A true gentleman. +#RockAndRollIn4Words Dean Mother Fucking Winchester ;) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 +HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE HIS FUCKING BLINKER ON!!! THEN HONKED AT ME!!! THE FUCK!!!!!!!! I'm full of rage +Before leaving office Barack ("the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam") Obama did all he could to F America. +I love the home school idea and very much admire parents who care enough about their children to make the commitment necessary for it to succeed . +CZ Thing about time travel is, I was on Twitter like an hour ago, but spent last 2 weeks in 1973. Just got back. +dora the explorer has got a little muslim friend called doda . the exploder . +Just got banned from /r/foreveralone, I asked them if incels were welcome there after seeing people getting banned and they trashed me And yes, I asked to be banned after I got trashed, didn't think it was worth it. +Just got the Gmail account , having trouble getting good results on Google news , where else can I look ? +Well with circumcision from everything ive read it's causes it to either be hyper/hypo sensitive, the color and texture kind of changes and thats really it. Now with fgm they completely remove the clitoris in some cases, sew the vaginal opening almost shut and these procedures are usually done in very unsuItable eviroments for surgury. +What do you call black people falling down a hill? A mudslide +Face > Penis size > height In order of importance +For all you fucktards that are getting all salty at me for not sending the chain message on sc, stfu. I'm lazy. +Discovered a great new dating website for meeting Greek women. It's called Cinder. +Male coworker (to me):: Do you need me to get you a blanket? Me:: (blank look while a female coworker "gets" it & laughs) MC:: Well, 'cuz she's wearing all those clothes. I thought she must be cold. In the office. I'm Muslim & wear long sleeves & a headscarf - everyday. +Mans favourite word begins with m and ends with arriage Miscarriage. never gets old Like the kid +NORMIES ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION do you want me to get a gf +Why was Hitler more generous than Jesus? Jesus fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 pieces of fish. Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. +Ubisoft's attempts at pushing Uplay is rage-inducing. +August 9th will be forever enshrined as Black Pill Day We made it boys Thanks /u/RippedRichandIncel +California has gotten so weak i was in the marine corps for years i cant believe how wussed out they are the same place i went to boot camp in 1981 i fired everything they had but could n't drink beer off the base ..... San Diego is gorgeous tho +NP: comforters song by JEREMIAH ft @Asa_official #latemorningswithenkayy #throwbackthursday @EnkayyOfficial @bunor_beryl @djdarmix +"@ciccmaher @TuckerCarlson Of all the pompous asses, you, ""Prof,"" are the most pompousiest assiest...SO glad you got #tuckered #" +(Sad Xpost from r/self) A man can't take girls to Goodwill without the cops being called on him. +Men "have a discussion." Women "argue." +Jus got dat can obama coffee i hope he swim soon! +hand jobs are like women 's football . a cheap imitation of something men do better themselves . +Hey @JacobWhitesides My 18 Bday is 20.6 ,I trully love you You are amazing singer could you Please follow me before my BDAY? ❤ x1.065 +The Great Northwest Oktoberfest | Whitefish , MT 59937 Join us in beautiful Whitefish , Montana for two weekends of authentic German beer , food , music and fun - Montana-style ! +blowjob [ removed ] +til the middle east has their own version of pac - man . it 's called bomberman . +Yea you bad but hoe so what?? +My last girlfriend called me a pedophile... Pretty big word for a 12 year old. +Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. -Matthew 5.9 #TruthFmDawnBreakTBT #IgnitionNightRoysambu +>meme mocking people who blame the fucking enlightenment age of all things for the problems of the world >3/4 of the responses agree with it +If it ain't one thing it's a mother fucking nother 😤 +My ISP is in Charge of the power on island and Internet. We get like 50 power outs a week, which caused them to break something in my area. +Why did the mokey climb the mailbox? To see if his welfare check came +breakdown best part about fuckin a yr old ? watching them breakdown on the witness stand +Fucking Ultimate tenkaichi... That made me so mad on how it was more cinematic than fighting. Are there any newer-gen DBZ games that compare to the old tenkaichi/budokai series? +This cold kicking my ass has me whimpering into #NationalPoetryMonth +" mum , i had sex with my school teacher today . " the boy 's mother looked disgusted . " what ? you go and tell your father right away ! " the boy approached his father . " dad , i had sex with my school teacher today " . his mother was shaking her head in disgust . the boy 's dad frowned , then said " well done , son ! you 're a man now . " the boy 's mother threw her arms up and stormed out . " to congratulate you , i 'll take you to buy that bicycle you 've wanted for a while , right now ! " so the father and son buy the bike and leave the shop . as the pair walk , with the boy pushing the bike , the proud father asks " why are n't you riding your new bike , son ? " the boy replies , " because my arse is still killing me , dad " . +Why do black people hate taking Tylenol? because they have to pick the cotton out.... +Taran Killam just “got personal” about wife Cobie Smulders in a heartfelt Instagram post https://t.co/6wmGCL98jE https://t.co/ixHafw2Ywd +The burka is bad enough but it 's the hijab that 's more in need of a ban than the burka . +what 's the best part about having sex with a seven year old boy in the shower ? you can slick his hair back and make him look five +Being pro free speech means Antifa want to kill you now. +They say science disproves Islam But they also say the world started with a BANG +thanks and i will continue to come back. does anyone know of some good bands to listen too ? i got several at the moment that i really like but it would be good to have some more . .. casper +What's the biggest problem for a male pedophile? I guess, just, fitting in. +I was in a relationship with someone who was hearing impeared. To compliment him, I said,"You are fucking stellar." He replied,"Oh, you heard about Stella." +"incels cant take criticism " *proceed to downvote anyone from r/incels * +I'm not going to comment on if cernovich bought his followers. We don't know. It's speculation. +How can I easily win versus Usain Bolt in a 100m race? I chain him +what's black and blue and sits in the corner? A rape victim +These people at jury selection are retarded +How do you give a child a pedicure? With a pedo-file +Nothing reveals the globalist scam more than leftists kissing George W. Bush's ass. +I asked out four women who were at least in their fifties tonight They all said no -_- +RT @ashkardash___: If you let your girl get disrespected and you don't do nothing, you should of been born a bitch cuz only bitch niggas le… +Mad I broke my wrist and I'm broke as hell & I can't work bc if I could I would SO be going to The Master Class in Toronto😩 @MakeupByMario +“@itsDeSha__: I don't take people niggas bitches don't play about they niggas , specially they baby daddies 😭😂😂😂”No BS +Damn liberals suck.On a site called Gamecock Central in their "Small Talk" forum...the meaning for being a liberal has to be-Act & behave like a total dumb mother fucking ass...The shit they believe in is so pathetic. +Can you define emotional intelligence? +I hate when you get your car serviced and they poop in your backseat +"""Mother are you going to go prom dress shppping w me tmrw?"" -""idk"" ""Okay... wait! someone has to be there in order for me to have money!""" +Let's just say I'm fucked off and leave it at that! +Unrelated but is there any good anime I can get into? +My dead niece did nothing with her life All her life she was sitting in her womb. +You say you hate me but you stalk my page, you fucking hypocrite. 🤷🏻‍♀️ +Would like to learn how to lose fat without pills... without starving... without screwing up your metabolism... +Tim Hortons Wifi blocks a voice for men Just thought everyone should know. +beware of terrorist propaganda such as . isis creme , a dessert to die for . +@InTheYear1611 @nicoledurmire @Tom_Atter @USAloveGOD @slh78_w04 @SweetCharityS Well, I have been clean, sober and w… https://t.co/vmh7NH4PKl +At the gas station earlier today, a young man is doing a demonstration of some new special car wax spray on my car. He's trying to sell it to me, a queer Asian American woman in my late 20s. Me, explaining why I'm not going to buy the wax:: I'm probably too lazy to keep it up. Him:: That's okay. You can get your boyfriend to do it. He's a little stronger, so he can wax it better for you. +Defeats the bloody object of having an ignore facility if one reads the thread , doh , Pray all you want my God wont count ' em +"Buhari spent our tax payers money on his ""personal"" health, yet he has the gut to say he cannot disclose how he spent our money. BIG INSULT" +What's 9+11? A Muslim's favorite holiday +Literally going to try my best to like and repost almost every Meme in the 2017 Meme Year In Review category that's what I'll be doing +RT @Marlin_FishyAss: Damn hoes askin niggas do I smoke.... No bitch u not getting smoked out tonight +Why is the male life-expectancy rate lower then the one for women? +"Chirambadare gets unfair stick. His errors r overblown yet guys like Parker get away with more serious ""crimes"" @robertmarawa @SuperSportTV" +Eating more chips and salsa than my body can handle and watching Broad City reruns... this is what saturdays are all abou +I don't usually like pointing out individual names unless they've gone above and beyond in attempts to hurt people. +state testing is finally fucking over the suicide is off +What does the "f" in Ethiopia stand for? Food. [Enter filler text here] +It takes time to understand the man you must be even being the journalist that have but i know one thing i dont keep my enemies that close unless im married or living with them and i dont keep much friends neither but in the end i know how to make it happen and deal my issues and issues that could.😉 +how long does it take a nigger to take a shit ? months +.@SamHarrisOrg is on 🔥! They're 1st place in the #Webbys People’s Voice. Give ‘em some ❤️ + VOTE: https://t.co/6NBNiDuI3z / +What punch kills 20 children and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook. +what 's the difference between feminists and cancer ? cancer reproduces itself . +I love that movie! +What to do when you see a person having an epileptic seizure in a bath tub? Just add your dirty laundry. +Last night was raw! Thanks to @ZacharyKibbee @thenewelectrics @theshakers and all who came to rock @TheSatelliteLA . More fun next week! +Male redditor describes a female pressured by her friends to lose her virginity, told her he wasn't ready and tried shoving her away, but she forced herself upon him, other redditors point out he was raped and the thread snowballs how females can't rape [r/askreddit] +Get off your arse and do it yourself.Hand out a few leaflets in some Irish town and show pictures i done it years ago in Dublin why cant you do it now ? +The Speech Every 2015 College Grad Needs to Hear [X-post r/Manosphere] +A black man walks into a bar an iron prison bar +Lars Andersen simply must be cast as an Elf by Peter Jackson in new Hobbit Lord Of The Rings movies . +What's the most difficult part about being a pediatric surgeon? Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating +My girlfriend likes to pretend she is 13 when we are in bed together. Which I told her is weird and pointless, since she will be 13 next year +I am Med , very pale in sun , look a bit tan in low lighting lol. black hair and tall. would i have a problem too ? just wondering . +Just in time to stop inches from it; thing was a full grown male kangaroo which hopped near my door and stayed put. +The next time someone (Pope Francis) tries to tell you Islam and Christianity are the same, tell them about this historical fact: Muhammad (Islam's founder) beheaded 900 people (Banu Qurayza tribe) Jesus murdered zero +I still love you and accept that you were born this way, but you got it from your dad. His side of the family has the queer genes. +Two seals walk into a club That's it, they got poached +How do you know that Jews use apple products? They are all in the cloud +I'm leaving this sub It's bitter and quality isn't appreciated +Hey son why are you on your phone and computer so much, are you texting your girlfriend or something? +What’s the difference between maccas and a priest? Maccas wait 10 years to put their meat in your buns.. +Children are the most honest If a child has ever said you're ugly just end it tbh, they dont lie when it comes to facial aesthetics +Two kids are fighting in the holocaust One of them takes a fistful of ash from the groud and throws in in the other kid's face the other kid screams "Hey! No parents involved!". +RT @ItsNotHarold: I've noticed that it mostly be the bitches whose hair don't even reach their shoulders that talk the most shit +They love me at the place I bring my car to.....I don't know why Spanish men love me... sometimes I do look like a guala though Lol +there will always be a time when all good things come to an end but it's up to you whether you end it with a smile or a teardrop +Niggas smoke in front of cops, niggas speed in front of cops. Try doin that shit out in SB, niggas would CDC you asap +How do you get a jewish girls number? You look up her sleeve. +I hate that when I have assigned seats they sit me by the most annoying bitches in the whole class. +People there are beautiful. +Is it possible that we developed an alcohol tolerance as a way to conquer other tribes ? +Woman thinks its alright to ruin a mans life over accusation. +Not sure if i want to watch the second half of #Alabama v. #CSU +2 words: Diva Cup +What's similar between a 2x4 and a baby? If you try to nail it in the bottom, you'll split it up the middle. +We all fall into those roles eventually. +What’s the difference between the Vietnamese and ice-cream? Americans become sad when ice-cream melts +Alia where ever you are friend i hope you are doing well Think of other incels that are not here anymore let's pray they are doing good. +I love dog 🐕, but I don't have enough money to buy whole one. So I buy it in kilograms I love girl 👧, but I don't have enough money to buy whole one. So I buy her by hours. +@Cam_Coles You don't know what I know. Name somebody colder, you monkey faced immigrant +LMWAO!You were letting them fish in your pockets ? +No particular reason why I feel like pointing this out but if I had to choose between visiting North Korea or any country in Africa, I would choose NK every time. +always another day always another heart fighting other hearts that are unknowing Intel we face that at times our feelings our not ours or our thoughts but in the end of the day after suffering through it all we must acknowledge our own moral & value of our own know the devil can device your emotions +How do you get 11 million Africans to follow you? Promise you will kill them, after realizing they are black they will want to die. +What does Spider-Man and Kevin Spacey have in common? They deny who they really are yet always come out as the hero. +"@huffpostqueer you guys have entered the ""I'm fuckin crazy"" arena. Congratulations!" +RT @JaunTheGOAT: It's your girls friends that you gotta watch out for. Those the bitches that be tryna encourage her to leave you. +fucking give up with this media project I hate Final Cut Pro I hate everything +#FollowFriday @ADevotedYogi @AlphaDatingCode @EcuadorDon for being top influencers in my community this week :) +Bluepilled incel cucks congratulate "FA woman" for being caressed by a hunk +beef noodles 🐮🍜 for midnight snack 👌🏼😛 @MissMarichu17 🙋🏻 #midnightwiththerotorsis #mwtrs040817 ✍🏼😝😁😊😋✌🏼 +If the majority of immigrants voted Republican, liberals would enthusiastically support the travel ban, end sanctuary cities and build the wall! +I tried to give Tinder a go today I took a bunch of pictures to set-up my profile and that reminded me that I had a subhuman face so I canceled the download. +Judge Jeanine " remember when you told us Fbi Director James Comey is a man of integrity" WRONG THEN WRONG NOW! +I decided to have a reenactment in school The school looked like Vietnam after the guns were handed out. +did you know helen keller had a dog ? neither did she +RT @frankzulla: *sticks a bar of soap in Twitters collective filthy fucking mouth for a minute +What do you call an arab goat farm? A brothel +Whenever somebody tries to accuse you of bullying and putting down women, just remember that stuff like this makes the front page of reddit on a daily basis. +my lover caught me having sex with another woman. Damn my daughter was pissed. +20th January 1568 the death aged 80 of Miles Cloverdale publisher & translator of the first complete Bible in English. +My girlfriend told me to stop being so vague So I did something really really bad... +I've been stress eating like hell tho it's awful I shouldn't +What procedures can I follow for chemical castrations and what side-effects will result? +LF real incels to gather in discord for cope chat, cba old sub discord with cucked beta orbiters and females, leave a comment if you are up +A white man asked his black girlfriend what she would do for him. She answered “Anything. I’m yours for life.” +Stop fucking objectifying strangers. @nikeenan call me sexist, but i love to watch women with fat asses walk away +Two jews are sitting on a bridge... The first one dips his feet in the water and shouts: “It is cold! It is cold!” The other one dips his nose and shouts: “It is also very deep!” +RT @DurtMcHurtt: I just want to fuck bitches and listen to Conway Twitty. +offthewire.com/a-list-actors-skeleton-in-the-closet-sunk-this-big-budget-hollywood-film/ … The changing of the guard is happening right now, and Affleck is probably next to go. +A Christian is someone who believes that Jesus is the Christ, believes that he is the Son of God, believes that God raised him from the dead on the third day, and who feels an allegiance to this Jesus. +I thought there was talk not too long ago about Putin extending the terms to stay in office ? +#whatgrindsmygears ...When you go to McDonald's and there's 5 people behind the till but non of them can fucking serve you on time +what 's inches long , pink , and makes my wife scream when i put it in her mouth ? her abortion . +got a fucking mountain growing on my face and I'm not here for it +My grandpa worked with rosa parks to get the civil rights movement started He was the guy that yelled “hey, get to the back of the bus nigger!” +Women dont deserve rights Because they’re taking my rights away as well +Featured Game Modes on League are the fucking worst. Every cunt I get just ints his face off all game. +How does the Pope make children holy? He fucks the Hell out of em +Hearing the Wagner at the end of that video made me want to charge of into the night with a sword . +THIS USED TO BE A WHITE COUNTRY WHITE MEN...WHITE WOMEN...WHITE CHILDREN...WHITE FAMILIES...WHITE CULTURE.....FIFTY YEARS AGO...IF YOU WERENT WHITE ...5PERCENT....YOU DIDNT EXIST HERE...WE HAD IDEALS...WHITE IDEALS...AND OUR NATION HAS BEEN RUINED.............................NATIONAL ACTION SPEECH +Why does Eric Clapton only buy Apple products Because his son had a bad experience with windows +.@SirScatters @LostSailorNY Not being gay is not homophobia. Some do try to conflate them, somehow... +@sramirez07943 it's goldbar dumb bitch and no my dad wouldn't pick you up he doesn't like faggots like you 😐👌👏 +As Chechnya opens a concentration camp for gay males, with gay men being tortured and beaten to death, here is a reminder that gay males are much more likely to be victims of hate crimes as lesbians +Arriving on the unstable island as lava begins raining down, the expedition uncovers a conspiracy that could return our entire planet to a perilous order not seen since prehistoric times. +Don't worry, I'm cool with the fact that you're gay. So when did you decide you were? +today was cool i was walking around nyc and ran into a women's protest, a food fair, and numerous street performers randomly +fucking up all night studying gonna pass all my test! +I tickled my little brother's foot I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said, "Wait until he is born" +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Kairo, ET for now (01h58m02s UT): 08°54'33.0'' #Pisces (AC) / 16°28'35.7'' #Sagittarius (MC) +I have never seen an Asian woman dating an Asian man.They like the white man they re-force wiggers and our detrimental towards our cause.Cpamikei +I just read in a newspaper in the Grays Harbor county of Washington State that test scores are going down . +RT @skinnyfromthe9: I'm so fucking pissed rn! @xxxtentacion I missed you by 1 minute! https://t.co/w2WBdQNI57 +When someone calls you out for shit you said ages ago and you're just like excuse me that was past me and that bitch is dead I killed them +I'm an Egalitarian because I love woman but hate feminist hypocrisy. +"Jamice caption this picture *shows a picture from show* ""So u dressed like Sherlock Holmes but im embarrassing u?"" Lmaooooo love her" +Iraq Afghanistan Libya Egypt Yemen Everything the US/UK have interfered with has led to disaster, don't add Syria to this fucking list. +What the difference between religion and math One is fictional +For school uniform collection last week, some people picked size 38, 39, 40... ...after the collection was over, my son was picking up .45, .50 and .338. +When is the best time for sex? During Nap time. +It's like I have two daughters! +You want to say 'mi novia'. If you say 'mi novio' it sounds like you have a boyfriend. +you just want some attention hoe +What’s Hitler’s favourite console? The Nintendo Auswitch +[LOL] r/IncelTears actually think they are anything but low echelon normies +I just tried Jewish food and it was fucking gross! I'm STILL trying to wash the taste of ash out of my mouth and now I have some killer gas. +Why does the 2-year-old African kid cry? Midlife crisis. +If anyone were to lay a finger on any of my friends or my boyfriend, you're getting FUCKED up. +I hate bitches that wear heels but can't walk in em .... +Dr Montreel Social and College Parliament hands a preparatory view of the hands of practice concentration camps and arrested young people. +Does anyone have any really offensive architecture jokes??? +Urgh I did a miscalculation and bought the wrong thing and now I have to do a people-ing to rectify the thing. I am not amused at past MJ +I would like to say that I really had a great time last night and that I felt it was a very well organized night with a great message . +God, I love it here, there's so much culture. +We are about to turn back the hands of time in this Country due to your President Elect. He needs to be more controlled. +You may be right , I do n't remember if I was using a liberal curve or not when giving him a 3.5 +Hate a chick that want u to be antisocial when u start fucking with her like foh +What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby i just stabbed? Issac Newton died a virgin. +RT @alec_myers12: All I want for valentines day is a big booty hoe. +r / showerthoughts in " why is it so dark in here , and where is the water ? " +What’s funnier than women trying to lose weight Women trying to gain muscle +What's one thing the Boston marathon bombers achieved which Hitler didn't? They ended a race +what does r / meanjokes have in common with a retarded third grader ? language proficiency . +Just be yourself Eww damn creepy guy, stay away from me and never talk to anyone, weirdo +What do dark jokes and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old. +What does a woman and a machine have in common? They start working properly if you give them a “technical tap” +Sure. You can fix defense. But with LESS money by taking out the WASTE, FRAUD, & ABUSE. How you fix it #The Resistance #MAGA @cspanwj +David is known for using his people to flag videos as copyright infringement critical of him if they use any pictures or clips of him. +Guess who made it through "No nut November" Trans people +"i'm STILL upset i didn't get to go to Kenny Chesney's ""The Big Revival"" tour. DOES ANYONE REALIZE HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS?" +When someone mentions yoga I'm like yeah, fucking no. Ever. I'd rather stick a pen in my eye and do crossfit 👍🏻 +Your kids shouldnt worry about getting shot American kids get more +It says a lot that feminists are more offended and concerned by women not being served first in restaurants then they are about male homelessness or prostate cancer. +Reminder: Women would rather fuck a dead dog than a male virgin Just something to think about. +All that stuff makes for Good TV ........ The shows Great and keep you on Pins and Needles . +What does God say when another black person is born? God dammit! Burn another one! +Syria, Iraq, Yemen: What is our mission? What is our exit strategy? Where is the oversight, accountability? Why the silence? #resist +Women who are feminist are the ugly bitches who cant find a man for themselves +What’s nine inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. +hope one day i will be able to see finland withouth those * * * * ing monkey ass soumalian ... im glad .. because finland has lowest immigrate in europe ..... kick those * * * * ing soumalians ass ..... +AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL POLICE I'm never protected by law police illegally closed my shop the only way I was able to make a living & you watched +Back in Yolo county awww yisssss +#BoycottNFL Wow - The kneeler's league is so dead to me I totally forgot it even existed any more - sorry for the tardy boycott thing... +'Depression runs in the family' cope for ugliness runs in our genetics +Phil Mickelson, dressed all in black, quietly putting all the valuables out of my home and into his golf bag as I sleep #themasters +courtney was a fake bitch but i hate justin way more than her.. she was just a closeted lesbian who was trying to not get caught+ +I think I heard somewhere that they had to remove the links if they did n't want to be sued by the German government ... : / +I can't believe this, but they just called James Augustine for a foul on Sean May. #NationalChampionship #Illini +Focus on a fight drop a mark you ********* idiots #AFLNorthGIANTS +Memrees A o' 4 I remember when I was a kid and read every book I could on America, founders, biographies, etc A - I like how jews can change facts over time simply by saying "now that's it's current year, we know more from the past" +In all fairness, men don't go to Starbucks. +Nothing wrong with Quebec , they have very white cities and are a proud group of people Aside from the gay section of montreal , its a very nice city +If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast. William… +Do you ever wish you were aborted and should normies start aborting incels to save them the misery of life? +Today us #NationalReadARoadMapDay I wonder how many of the people I know actually know how to read a road map #sorrygooglemaps +I'm sad to find this out right now but I 'm also sorry to inform you that Kevin was killed several years ago . +Not been following this @BBNaija of a thing but if am to vote, by what i have been seeing on social media, I will vote for Efe. +How many of you also know how to tie a Noose by memory? +Per Left twisted logic #StockholmAttacks would have just spurred Obama/Clinton to increase unvetted refugees from high terrorist risk areas. +Good lord, I never met a bitch like this before +Life expectancy of people with aids is 30-40 No wonder all the Africans want to catch it, it could triple their lifespan. +I will be the First Incel On Here To commit suicide, if all goes well, I will be dead before the next semester of university, wish me luck in my suicide plans, I'm going to need it, even death is not so easy to achieve, but once I am dead, it will all be worth it. +dangerous world we live in.........crazy dangerous, silly, illogicall, unfair world we live in...... +I GOT A SLIPKNOT HOODIE AND A @paramore TOP THE BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER COST 55 EURO BUT IT WAS WORTH IT SJJSJD I'M SCGHERESMUN +It should come as no surprise that the Jews start embracing the degeneracy that they promote ; what goes around comes around . +"😂😂😂. ""@Iam_Wynona: Mom is defeating me 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆 athi she thought good Friday is on Tuesday .. Njani? How? Idk man!!! I'm confused""" +We know that the mods here get a lot abuse (mostly from non-incels of course but from incels too) When do you think AmericanGal will resign out of frustration? +This is the worst Paki on twitter. Comments on every picture of Pique and Barca. Die Paki Die @iMzMzi +am i pregnant a woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant . after her examination , the doctor comes out to see her : “ well , i hope you like changing diapers ” . she replies : “ oh my god am i pregnant ? ” to which he responds : “ no , you ’ve got bowel cancer . ” +It's repetitive but the bridge is really good I like that part it's not a bad song but he didn't just reinvent music...this has been done b4 +RT @_ImOVERSEAS: Hoes out here selling pussy for some new uggs! You disqualified +Unfortunately rich kids always get their way , I say you just ignore the kid during the summer get back at him that always works . +"Blaine: *begins singing ""Misery""* Kurt: *how about fucking no*" +To all women who claim to be "lonely", "incel"... Be my gf That's it Free bf right here +miss cleo dead of cancer at i wonder if she saw that coming . +If my friends don't wanna hangout my automatic response is to call them a bitch. Whoops. +What time do Japs go to the Dentist? Tooth-Hurty (This was my grandpa’s favorite racist joke, he just passed away and I wanted to share it with everyone) +That's a good girl. +im a a germaphobbbe beccause im afraid Osmosis Joness will climb up; my d(dick a;nd wank me off +🎼Kiss the moon goodbye But don't close your eyes Your eyes It's the end of the night But the beginning of time for you and I🎼 +My eyes are a very dull , non-striking , dark green with yellow specks ... +what would ronald reagan say about republicans if he were alive today ? who are you ? where am i ? +What was Jesus favorite gun A nail gun And I'm probably going to hell +coz. everyone. is. getting. tired. everything. thats. the. reality. fucking. reality. and. thats. fucked. up. +I have a minor in psychology She's seeing a therapist because of what I did to her. +"All this ""break"" has done is breaking my back hunched over looking at my laptop screen trying to do this damned Assignment.😑" +#DBMK20 first panel starting soon in 9-354, come on down to hear about diversity in gaming industry! @SHASS4Students https://t.co/DmoVrVKtSt +God fucking Christ if we get nuked I'm fighting all of you +soon enough your kids will be taught black history month in school if they do n't already have to . +Don't wander around Kingston at night or you may end up tied to a tree with your genitals in a bowl nearby being pounded into mush for voo-doo spells . +uplay launcher crashes repeatedly. +What's this bitch retarded? GIVE ME BACK MY 16 DOLLARS “@AmandaBynes: Every time I meet somebody I assume I'll never meet them again” +My manager got me fucked up putting me on schedule for 11 days in a row w/ no days off +Im surprised C18 wasnt mentioned , they always are when the OB smash the EVIL neo = nazis Yellow press at its best +Are you even a white if you don't oppress the blacks? +Your mama is so ugly.... Even if she threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back! +If the Washington Capitals ever win the Stanley Cup I'm going to kill myself Anthony Bourdain - 1974 +She's crying inside I can only watch as her teardrops eat her heart He protect his pride I see him tearing everyone apart Hurtful & Hateful +what 's the capitol of africa ? slaves +Watching @joshmeatsix look at the crowd last night with the most genuine smile I'd ever seen honestly warmed my heart. You did good lads✨💫 +The United States Is On The Verge Of Another Civil War And It's All Because Of Those God Damn Jews And The American People Are Too Stupid To See The Writings On The Wall +Yes, more homosexual degeneracy foisted upon the silent majority . +Oh, I love the gays! I don't know what I'll do without my gay boyfriend! +Really, really, really want to go to Blizzcon, but not sure how I'm going to afford it this year.:( +What is it called when someone is newly suicidal? Learning the ropes +A pool of people surrounded when things are good, when it's bad not all stayed, appreciate people who did and be wary of who does not. +#MAGA #STORM #MASSIVETAXCUTS #TRIGGERWARNING #ISTANDWITHFLYNN #FIREMcCABE #FIREROSENSTEIN #CORRUPTDOJ #URANIUMONE #KILLARYFORPRISON 145 million dollars for Clinton foundation for uranium one deal KILLARY colluding with RUSSIA +hookers and blow or a ltr with a 5/10 slim white girl? +Hellen Keller posted a Christmas selfie She pictured it in her mind with a filter. +have started learning #javascript along with #drupal. my drupal is at intermediate level. so I have confidence that no need whole day for it +Jokes about muslims and refugees arent funny. After all, when you have vermin in your home you call an exterminator, not a clown. +sweetest episode ever 😍 love it and will not forget it easily 😋 @iSyafiqKyle @mawarashid #SuamikuPalingSweet +Why was Black Panther such a big success? Because "No Blacks Were Harmed in the Making of This Film" +release the fucking code my body cant handle these fake tweets anymore i keep getting a heart attack +You like hip-hop, don't you? +WHERE THE FUCK IS BPROS GAME????!!!!!! IT'S FUCKING APRIL!!!!! +Actually nothing worse than trying to tell someone something and they couldn't act less interested if they tried +Rapeincest: A game all the family can play. Even if they don't want to. +Yes, these figures sound correct and are in line with the impression I got there . +yahoo.com/news/former-u-attorneys-warn-trump-201016941.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_07 … Rumors swirled last week about whether Mueller’s time as special counsel may be limited. +Sleeping on Joshs side of the bed tonight.. kinda tricks me into thinking he's next to me bc it smells like him 😪 +While discussing a slightly crappy hostel a friend and I had just booked for our all-female college sports team... Guy friend:: oh my gosh you guys are going to get raped there, and then laughs. It made me feel like rape is something normalized and generally accepted in our society. Also like it would be our faults if something so horrible happened because we decided to stay there. +Hoping to find a sexy guy to have some fun with +But even you would agree that it's not medically necessary in the same way as someone who is dying of something. +i keep seeing people saying this and it's not a thing. feel free to point out the clause in the ToS if i'm wrong, though. +My dad came home drunk last night and punched the dishwasher I went over to it to see if he left a mark and it said "Son i'm sorry your fathers acting this way" +Wtf fire trucks are like right down the street. Nobody is trying to turn off this alarm in the apartment but I hear neighbors getting angry. +Why was Jesus so buff? He did cross fit. +How do you... How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? With a harpoon gun. +Why does being a gay prostitute pay well? They get alot of tips +How on earth can they be Swedes when they are the result of race treason ? +I hate it when I burn my lip while im smoking. I be catching a full blown attitude tryna put the blunt out lol +I'm just going to assume everyone is lying for 24hrs fucking cancer this place on April fools. +Never got the chance to say Happy Birthday, so happy belated birthday! @cameronbright #LittleLate 👍🏼 +Do you think the Chad stereotype in the media (movies, social media, advertisements, etc) have warped the perception of women on what the majority of men actually look like? +60mins Leicester sub makes a huge difference, wait till we are 1-0 down to bring kahz and big Vic on! @SunderlandAFC davidmoyes is a joke! +Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn’t last as long for fat people. +"""You heard right! #Tupac n' #Snoop, parasailin,' with #SugeKnight @ the wheel"" -@SnoopDogg, who may be less high than me rn #RockHall2017" +What's the difference in a light joke and a dark joke? Where they sit on the bus. +"""I'm going to kill them all. Every fucking one of them"" -Eren #AoTQuotes" +Of course women are equal, To the rest of my property +@ManuclearBomb so, do they think the only interaction they can have with woman is the bonezone? also, having dinner = a date? i can't... +You know you're in college when you're sick and chicken ramen noodles are the closest thing you have to soup 😂 +I'm on Ep. 12 of Thirteen Reasons Why & I FUCKING HATE BRYCE!!! +Some of you girls think being a bad bitch is all there is in life +We don't think that Hillary has the regulations all things that we were going to Pennsylvania Avenue another. +only kids with autism will get this joke . just kidding , people with autism do n't get jokes . +a teacher says “ hey kids , this is nevaeh , she is new . her name is heaven spelled backwards . ” a student exclaims “ just like my name ! ” the teacher says “ damn it , reggina . ” +2017 and still no reserved tinder expiriment where a guy with shitty looks get a lot of pussy through "good personaliy" really makes you think +All of this diversity crap needs to stop soon whites will be extinct and I 'm not living in a brown world I want a clean white world +"fuck the idea that eating junk food ""cancels out"" workouts!! it's not a 1-1 comparison and if you're breaking a sweat you deserve a treat" +There comes a point where you have to realize that you'll never be good enough for some people, but that's not your problem. +university can't start soon enough i'm tired of being a neet, i need something to do +I wish our corrupt government agencies went after the Libyan slave traders, who were helped by Obama and Hillary, the way they go after trying to beat #FakeNews to life. +What do you call police telling dark jokes? "Giving it a shot" +FYGM culture is a real issue. Like, "I fought my way here, and it sucked, but I'm strong. If you can't do this, it's your problem." +No woman said ever "I have enough clothes & shoes I don't need to go shopping." +damn I should've stopped smoking when I got there smh that was crazy .. +"I think to myself ""Im ready for a relationship"" Then I see some relationships and Im like ""thank god im single""" +So I’ve heard that all the American flags on the moon are white now because of solar radiation. Does this mean the French own it now? +HAIKU #72 My weight loss continues... I am now down fourteen pounds. Bring on my beach bod... -Jeannie Meredith +my timeline looks thirsty bc all you basic hoes keep talking bout the same nigga that don't matter ctfuu +You should not be surprised , i have 2 swedish/finnish friends ... asian looks in women is a must ... so i am not surprised . +what 's the best way to prepare vegetables ? gag and lube . +What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar? Caviar still comes on little crackers. +Like I said before I 'd bet 90 % + have Liberal parents . +why can't all girls just love and respect each other and not talk bad ab one another behind their backs...? +Believe not all that you see nor half what you hear #sevdiklerimiçin #EnginAkyürek #Dağhan #ÖleneKadar Dağhan SelDağ +What’s better than 50 kids nailed to a tree..? 1 kid nailed to 50 trees +If I knew that it would be used for what I sent it for then I would not have a problem giving money but trust is the main key there . +Terror attacks are tragic... ...but at least they died having a blast. +Does anyone have any links to other studies that say that 1/3rd of men would rape if they could get away with it? +As my wife lay in a coma the doctors approached the life support machine. "NO, NO, Please," I sobbed," just a little while longer." But my pleading didn't help. They woke her up +What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. +They say God is watching our every moves, but Stealing a wheel chair is not the only crime you can walk away from. +Why don’t women need watches? Because there’s always a clock in the kitchen. +Ok here 's mine , not a very good picture of me but it 's the only one i have at the moment . +I wonder how fast they had to run to steal those bags. +Dad:: So, is your new boyfriend Mexican? Me:: Why does that matter? Dad:: Well, is he? I mean, it doesn't matter... Just as long as he's not black. A phone conversation with my father in December last year. Made me feel angry, sad, but unastonished. +Good to see WN is back in Limerick it might counter balance some of the bleeding hearts down here who thought it was fashionable to have ethnic diversity Badboybillx +My girlfriend is a real treasure. I won't tell you where she's buried though. +There was some black people hanging around the park yesterday Until the cops pulled them down. +Bruh my boss forced me to smoke a blunt wit him & then tells me I can't chill and enjoy the high I gotta get back to work I'm high as shit😑😧 +Wow, NO @mikehomosapien @sie_kensou77 @TrustedTrevor todays feminist thinks "teach men not to rape" is not sexist but it is +to death. Your sword design isn't unique. I'm just trying to figure what new is being brought to make another remake worth everyone's time. +A Poem Rape is good, rape is fun. Now suck my dick cuz I’ve got a gun. +finna get a dual cam engine for my Honda and swap out the ugly ass 18in rims its riding on rn +I don't think I'm a bad person I'm just so fucking angry and bitter that I don't feel comfortable being nice anymore I'm too fucking scared to because I feel I'll be dislikef anyway The loneliness has transformed me into a monster +If being Incel is genetic, shouldn't at least one of your parents have been incels too? +I feel so sorry for all you people living there , wish you could all move here hopefully you do n't suffer like your neighbours in zimbabwe . +Motion to replace "he's just not that into you" with "you deserve better," "dump his ass," or "wow, he's a shitty fuckwad" +My mom should’ve actually been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. I think. +what do you call a year old with no friends ? a newtown survivor +How do you know Santa isn’t Jewish +hahaha～i mean its fun of u dont like social that much its pretty cool that way #kristenstewart Anyway i was just sayin hbd2 u happy 27th bd +A host at 171.8.116.59 (CN, Henan - Zhengzhou) tried to log into my honeypot's fake Terminal Services server... #netmenaces 1 +HEY! I can eat that pussy way better than your girlfriend! +Oh! Also forgot to mention a while ago but my sister and I will be going to see @piercetheveil in May! #HoldOnTillMay can't wait! +Just bcos a person expresses an opinion about the insensitive (Pepsi) it doesn't mean they don't also have a heart for the horrific (Syria). +"so i'm not wearing makeup and dasia didn't know and she goes ""are you sick?"" BITCH" +"""Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.""—Marcus Aurelius Antoninus" +I swear I was just only at my Dad's place for 10 mins and he starts his bullshit about Israel it's pathetic +There's food in Venezuela And other hilarious jokes you can tell your friends! +I brought 2 conditioners into the shower instead of a shampoo and a conditioner so that's how my day has been +How did the KKK member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend? They played hangman. +Youtube Gaming Star Boogie2988 (/u/uberwolf0) claims to have been raped in the past +Beware I'm running on nothing but dirty thoughts and sarcasm today... Work is going to be a fucking hoot +DEO GRATIAS! 37 years ago, on the 3rd of April (Holy Thursday), I was #baptized in the Parish of Saint Augustine by Msgr. Aquilino Ordoñez. +Where are all the daddy long legs in the hood？ I don't know, I think they've gone to buy some groceries. +Lol im out here curving bitches like im taken +"@LunchnotFreeman @kansascityfish You know I got a thing for people who ""volunteer"" for a photo op. #proudactualvolunteer #dowork #dogood" +If it's on the clock It's ready for cock! +Savanah Gold gets fucked by BBC https://t.co/6bQF9rEMiq +My girlfriend likes to pretend that she's 13 when we're in bed. I think that's silly and unnecessary because she'll turn 13 next month. +A thought for the day: “The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.” — John Wooden +I would make a joke about black people But I think it's too dark. +Why should you always run over a black guy on a bike Because its probably your bike! +you so fucking outta line feel like you owe me checks, owe me time +You know, taking up running or something would really be so much cheaper. +im so stressed out about apartments and money and jobs i feel so fucking awful i want to cry +What's the best drug to cope with I wanna try LSD and trip balls but my groupchat friend doesn't think I could handle it (I can barely handle seeing fictional romance without getting sad) and my parents don't want me doing acid I've heard MDMA is great for anxiety and depression All I have is mediocre weed and booze +Did you guys hear about the shooting in Pittsburgh at the synagogue? Guess you can say the shooter went HAM +What's the typical weather at Jewish family reunions? Cloudy. +Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart. +How to cash in on autismbux i saw some post about welfare and i forgot i need to cash it in but im too scared to talk to the people at the welfare office ive never done it before +#miracleon34thstreet has a surprisingly progressive attitude about mental illness for 1947 +Was told to bath the baby today. Wife walks in and screams "you don't bath the child with a stick". "You do when the water is this fucking hot" I replied. +Smile Woman! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. +I love black people They helped me in the past! +You have to lick my balls Mharti! What?! My chapped, bloody testicles Mharti! I-I don't- I-I'm confused... +The truth is lighter fluid poured on flaming liberals it burns them greatly +I don't see how posting your naked body on IG talking about wanting relationship goals and shit gonna make anyone wanna wife your ass but OK +A company is working on making bullets that plant flowers from the shell casings... This is good news because now inner city schools can finally have gardens +In classic reddit fashion, a man is creep shamed for no apparent reason +What is the most uncucked country in the world? +Ah, now, there's the Asian in you. +Why did the feminist scream She found out why eve was created +Check this video out SF ' we must welcome Africans with open arms they have every right to be in Ireland ' . +When your having sex with a 13 year old But the cops tell you to step out of the grave +what do you call a punch that kills children and adults ? a sandy hook +What did Michael Jackson do in an elevator? Rape children. +I have to get my big ass Pit Bull mix to the vet today for a rabies clinic and he is terrified of everything. This is gonna be a challenge 😩 +woah cake :( waht nosie do tutrle maek gook spic fucking faggot moron +Would a man get $55 million in a case like Erin Andrews'? +I would like to go for a run but I got my hair done this morning and do I really wanna waste this blowout? +I dont see why people are tposing now Even jesus tried it and it was a terrible way to spend easter. +my muslim neighbour knocked on my door today , she asked " have you seen mahid lately ? " " nope , " i replied " just your eyes . " +What's the best thing about sex with 18 year olds? There's 18 of them. +It’s gonna be one savage blackpill when he realizes his one date ever was nothing but a pity party +I'm a retard AMA I failed high school. +this is the same company that SU bragged about when wadhwa joined them. this lawsuit happened *years* before SU. +You've gained weight! +BJP courts gau rakshaks vigilantism to avoid a larger civil unrest in the face of its failed employment generation policies #CowConflict +I wonder if any of the /r/niceguys members bully nerds in real life **Edit** Jesus Christ the trolls here are cuckolded +You bitches got me all the way fucked up idc how many pineapples y'all eat your pussy still gon taste the same so give that shit up please +Roses are red Tacos are enjoyable Don't blame patriarchy if you're unemployable. +If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, You might be a radical Muslim #BanIslam #News #speakfreely #Politics #Quotes #Comedy #Humor +Big Halloween party comidg up. It's supposed to be 'Titanic' themed. So I figured i'd dress up as an iceberg and :rash the party! +"@OomlesOfficial @9_volt88 Can all these ""Men Going Their Own Way"" folks just like, go their own way off a cliff or into the ocean?" +understatement of the century you 're not wrong buddy +When asked how I knew the holocaust was a lie my answer was if it was the truth there would be no laws against saying it was a lie . +When did you first notice you were being treated as a subhuman by females? +What does a rich black car enthusiast drive? A Lamborghini Coontach. +WHAT CHINESE MEAL SHOULD I HAVE AFTER HAVING FISH & CHIPS (WITHOUT MAYO) AND BATTERED SAUSAGE FOR DINNER? answers to T**A +#Stockholm Multicultural idiots got what they have been asking for. Sad for victims, their blood is on the hands of Swedish establishment +"RT @StamperTV: @jacksfilms ""Harry Potter and that Nigga with Debt"" and he just kinda shrugs and pays it off real slow, real boring film" +it breaks my heart to know that my fav coach is leaving and I'm rlly gonna miss her w all my heart but pls stay lit u da best ily Orms 😿💖💖💖💖 +If you escaped what I've escaped⁰You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too😜😜😊✌🏾️🙌🏾🍾💞 +good guys cum twice +Why did Santa spend so much time in China last night He was picking up all the toys +So the prince and the princess were married in an incredibly grand celebration. MATA TWINS TwinItToWinIt TMI +That'll be a ONE person average per county , and a sub on the bench in case anyone gets injured . +I dont drive a Ford but I got a s-10 with a 6 inch lift on it 34 inch mickie thompson swampers rollbar and the kc lights on the rollbar . +Y'know what? I need a night off. Running way to make popcorn and catch up on @GirlsHBO :) +Where does a black jew belong? The back of the oven +Just fucking screamed at my tv!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS #Wrestlemania +What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One is on the cover of Playboy while the other is on the cover of National Geographic +6' 217 on these hoes. I am not fat. I'm big boned. hehehehehe. +The reason liberals become teachers and social workers is because other occupations are not as accepting towards people who live in the fantasy world of political correctness and non-factual thinking . +"Lauren was discussing a minging dick pic she received and for talking sake I was like ""cant be that bad. send it"" n fuck me I wish i hadn't" +how are u im looking to make new friends so i ask u would u like to talk to me some time im a guy frome ny just trying to make some new friends if u would like to talk to me u can email me at killergods2001@yahoo.com thanks for your time hope to hear from u +Humanity struggled for hundreds of years to rid itself of the blight of slavery. Leave it to the filth of #Islam to bring it right back. +i can never play my music at work bc we go from george strait to eazy e to kealii rachel to drake to shakira. all kinds of fucked up😂 +@SamootStunts @RevoStunting you can't take a joke Jesus fucking Chrisf SAMOOT 😂😂😂 I'm chill with a lot of peeps in Revo. Chill bruv. +What is spreading worse then my cancer The black population +Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius #KenyanPolitics +now if that aint some evil b ass u know i dk what is +Listening to @meg_clement from @CITiZAN1. Woah, Skipsea is eroding fast (makes note not to move there) #pmac17 +I find it rather funny when girls who wear rather revealing clothing complain about being touched inappropriately. It's like walking around with expensive jewelry and getting robbed, then complaining you got robbed. It's like don't advertise yourself if you don't want it to happen to you. +how does a black women know if she s pregnant ? when she pulls her tampon out the cotton is picked ! +There’s a new Frozen movie for 3 year old girls coming out. It’s set in Moscow’s worst kindergarten. +"""hey spotify listener did you here the postage price went up?"" me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" +Ever got laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful- there's no room, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth +What do Madline McCann and a submarine have in common? There both at the bottom of the ocean full of Seamen +rhyme there was an old whore in the azores whose body was covered with festers & amp ; sores . why the dogs in the street would eat the green meat that hung in festoons from her drawers . +When u have a kid u learn to not let their father disrespect u &u just stop dealing with it.. cause u wouldnt want ur daughter goin thru it! +I'm not here to prove my capabilities, I came here, like I said, to see if anyone else has been in a similar situation and has any support or insight for me that can relate. I don't need any support in a literal sense, I already have an overwhelming support system right here with me in my life. As for your last sentence, again, *please* stop assuming my feelings and abilities on the situation. +How'd I forget Ciaran Hinds is playing fucking STEPPENWOLF in the Justice League movie? +What does a nigger and a remote controller have in common? They both start working again after you beat it up +looking for proud white female in ohio for friends and maybe more . +This is why I can't play with literal fucking morons +the things I do for this bitch smh +This bitch come home wit a attitude. Bitch go yo ass Bacc to work ah sum fucc. +How do you call an Albanian without arms ? A man you can trust +#AntiZumaMarches We are tired! Zuma must go. Imfuyo yakhe imlindile KZN. We need a leader not a puppet +Thought you fellas might like to explain to some of my fellow conservatives why male circumcision is just as wrong as female. +Ya know , if they can sell this stuff to White women , what CAN' T they sell them ? They could literally spread dog poop on a bun and charge $ 10 a sandwich ... I ca n't wait to see the commercials and watch some beauty like Sandra Bullock sink her teeth into it !! +Why is there cotton balls inside the pill bottles when you open them? To show black people that before they were drug dealers, they were cotton pickers +You know the song "man's not hot"? that line the "ting goes skrraaa" reminds me of the sandy hook shooting. (first post, if someones already said it mb man.) +TV makes these hoes seem more attractive. *yawns* +/r/arabs banned me for making rude comments about females Is there any sub that isn't full of white knights? +Maybe waking up and going on Twitter was a bad idea. I apologize in advance for my thoughts for the next hour or so. Haha +who do you call a pervert who browses on tor to fulfill his sick desires ? a torpedo . +On acquiring spiritual discipline : Knowledge carefully selected and recorded is spiritually… https://t.co/lyfpcJlgpr +When the #NFL goes under the gorillas will riot sayin its the white mans fault. +If you can even on the better for a member of merchandise, but he were there, blitzball, Wakka. [Chocobo Knights ride off, +How did the redneck spend less at the strip club? Family discount +Lrt is so fucking me this semester don't call me out like this +I was walking with my black friend and suddenly he got shot I never felt safer +4chan is full of shills now, so I mainly use 8chan for /pol/ now +God i fucking hate meeting people who can't joke around +Man sues after mislabeled DNA leads to mistaken arrest on rape charges (Xpost from r/news) +BREAKING: No one gives a fuck what the UN thinks. +Stupid bitch should have stayed home 😡😒 +Queens78322, I am on my way to meet with a few member of National Alliance and I will present your speech to them . +The most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon... ...is keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating... +I'm surprised you're not in jail right now. +What a coincidence that these accusers only come out of the woodwork during the election cycle. +Truly the perfect way to spend a weekend is with great people and great food! https://t.co/QFvG90hnNy +Chicago Teachers Union president explains how to inject politics into math - YouTube Chicago Teachers Union president Karen Lewis explains how to politicize school math for organizing - EAGnews.org powered by Education Action Group Foundation , Inc. +Still a kissless virgin no matter how i tried .. its over +Trump Says He Called Tim Cook To Thank Him On Apple Announcement #Trump #Apple #AAPL #MAGA +Don't tell me to be silent. I have ears. I have eyes. I have a mouth I I use them, do you? My voice is strong when I am joined with others. +"@McGrawMilhaven addressing the Homeless is a REGIONAL issue. NOT a City issue. Why aren't the ""partners"" of @EWGateway sharing the cost?" +"Now you'll be eating for two," said the doctor. "Am I pregnant?" she asked with a smile. "No, it's cancer." +How does a Jedi rape? By force. +"Fernando be like ""I don't like it when you're mad at me too."" And I'm like BITCH SHE WILL BE MAD YOU HAD ANOTHER BASTARD" +I like my women like I like my scotch 12 years old and mixed up on coke! +Passion love? Not dreaming anymore, You cant give me my dreams they are mine anyway. I'd been lost I'd been found but I dont feel down. +I bet this Negro is planning for an insanity defense and he may just get it . +<-- Trucel roll call, if you're not here on a Friday LDAR'ing you are a fakecel normie get in here boys +You? You know what this note out where he's lying! Phoenix! Great job! If they want you expose the man walking... +Just want to sum up all the reasons an average incel has not to kill himself. +Of course it's a "Cuban" cigar. Thinks cigars are what (gentle)men smoke - quick! [...] CUBAN! +Why did the lesbians leave the stationery shop? There weren't any scissors +If the Government Gives Disabled and Old People Free Money, They Should Give Us Free Prostitutes +"""13 reasons why"" fucked me up but still 10/10 recommend" +My hobby: listening to morning news and yelling back at the TV. +Marca got so many hoes she confused on what to do +Accident blocks 2 right lanes in #Humble on 69 eastex Fwy Outbound at Will Clayton Pkwy, stop and go traffic back to The N Sam Houston Pkwy +"RT @Rrrrnessa: Definitely the worst take I've seen today is ""oh you can advocate for punching of Nazis but you're anti-war"". The worst." +Kawasaki dating a faggot smh +Everyone in my school walked out today Just like my dad +My mamma is currently having a bath while listening to the war of the worlds soundtrack... it's the most tense bath anyone could have... +First day off in weeks.. gonna sit and play rs all day/night but I'm gonna workout and get a haircut first! +What does the Holocaust and my orgasms have in common? They were both faked +@Balsanskarsewa #WeSupportBapuji Uncounted seva kendras are running worldwide instead of encouragement we are treating him like a terrorist +Use in salads, Thai soup and bubble and squeak for a delicious, healthy #SimpleSupper #MyNeffKitchen +Home of Roy Moore accuser Tina Johnson destroyed in fire, under investigation for arson +poor ariana grande must be sweating bullets right now . does n't help that her fans keep dying . +bitch one day i went to fucking church ...... pastor told me boy you off the purp +.@planetsjimin @: 8/10 layout: 7/10 bio: 6/10 (bc i don't have context lmao) would i mutual: we already are !! +This is followed not-so-closely by @femfreq, with 80 (44 OC/36 RT) GG hashtagged tweets mentioning her. Better luck next time. +Man, my girlfriend is dumb... She still hasn't figured out that my name isn't "Stop im only 10!", what a goof, +When you are fucking a chicken it's not the feathers you have to worry about, It's the eggshell. +Germany's Right Wing Party "Alternative für Deutschland" ("Alternative for Germany") with a lot of Ex-Nazis in it just got 88 seats in the German Parliament. I think they were aiming for that number. +"Yeah I FUcked the one in the """"Banner Picture""""............... thE FISH of cours" +Everyone should check over the r/Askwomen thread where they defend their hero, Matress-girl. +If you put milk in a bowl before putting in the cereal you are incel Take notes. +What’s the difference between Verne Troyer and Avicii? Avicii needed more than one person carrying his coffin +Have you heard ‘DuffleBag(Prod by LrdaProducer)’ by LilLr21 on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/qSX6dWJJ6W #Beats +what 's the difference between columbine students and its shooters ? the shooters did n't use lead +My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car. +Wind 15.5 mph NW. Barometer 1029.9 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 9.7 °C. Rain today 1.4 mm. Humidity 88% +Yo @wadhwa, we're going to save the world - and social media - from people like *YOU*. #stopwadhwa2015 +What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat bitch!!! +Idk how much longer I can go without eating meat, cause I've been dying for a damn burger with bacon on it +Also, first event as an @EmpireStateSAE Board member! I would love to do badges for @NYSACDL board & members for ev… https://t.co/Xdsriio6vu +I can tell you about my city which lies in Europe . +#HappyBDayDanielFromPH your name should be spelled as dayniel cause you make my DAY a lot better ❤❤❤ (sorry jonah ily) @SeaveyDaniel +After that the hardest part is dealing with the recoil. Ask Reddit got hit up. +Pakistan is like GoT U get to bang ur sister Any piece of shit can rule the empire People die every day +since I never tell lies on April fools I always forget is the pranking day I should probably leave the internet +25th Dec 2am the truce continues a German band went along the trenches playing home sweet home & God save the King. +How and when did you find and later on accept the Blackpill? +im hella behind in a handful of manga and i can't remember what the last chapters i've read from them are fml +How does chinese people name their children? They throw them down the stairs and listens what sound they make +I figured that if hoes wanna play games, fuck em and leave em :) +"@dhsuchak Sorry to hear this. Could you send us the screenshots of ""About Phone"" in Settings for further aid?" +Just a reminder that your social and love life is the most accurate reflex of your Looks, Money and Status +Daily reminder: femaloids are LITTERALLY REPULSED by beta subhumans, they consider them useless pieces of meat, NEVER HELP A FEMALOID +why do n't jews go to summer camps ? they 're not falling for that one again . +Look which idiot bought herself DDR4 RAM without owning a DDR4 motherboard THIS GENIUS +Why is it fun to go to Chicago on the 4th of July? You can shoot someone at night without raising suspicion. Hell, this works anytime in Chicago. +first joke ever made by man u/N8theGr8 +How come all the manly people are over here? Well, you're playing a video game right now so you lose your girl status. +Over 15,000 sex trafficking arrests since Trumps taken office and the Zio media has not touched it with a 10 foot pole. +I need a Spanish WOMAN. They don't have ghetto names. They can cook. They down with u till the casket and they curvy. +til that one out of every two and a half men has aids +THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Is what I told my wife while I threw the screwdriver at her +Twinkle twinkle, little whore, you're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty, orange mess; please go find a longer dress. +What's the life expectancy of children of underage mothers? -0.5 years. +Life is like a box of chocolates Some people don't like it and throw the whole box away +Fuck off forever, dickweed. @RedDogRoberts: @LtotheEWIS women can't park. #notsexist #fact +You cannot buy an identity , or even work your balls off for nothing for one . +Whenever Spider-Man uses his webs to fight people, he is called a hero Whenever I use my webs to fight people, they call the police and charge me for rape. +You would not want to die and go to heaven if Germany had won . +I like my Jews how I like my eggs Beaten and cooked +your life +Slavery was abolished because it was unfair. May be this time we should go for white slaves in stead and have Slavery 2.0 +@zylight is setting up for the Prolight + Sound show in Frankfurt April 4-7. Find us at the LIGHTEQUIP booth Hall 3… https://t.co/F4eAzhPMa3 +All these fucking idiots debating this Trump bullshit like they matter +Strange how the Swedes were once the most peaceful people in the world , then the Jews make them into liberals who wanted to genocide them selves . +OSAMABAMAVICH BOO HIM FOR HIS TREASON BOO HIM FOR VAGINA HAT BOO HIM FOR NO REASON WATCH HIM SINK SUFFER SELF DESTRUCT +"My boyfriend sends me the sweetest messages all the time and my first reaction is ""What the fuck???""" +every man can have a big dick . if he only fucks children . +Roastie bitch can't stand working with socially awkward, kissless virgin men in STEM +They are driving instructors and now I look like an idiot ☺️ +Scratch those last two comments lets just think about how life is now.. i had to delete them not right information but in deed what do we think about when u make people look shit up.. lol +If you like removing automod's anti-bIack shit, comment. +My dad asked me if i was studying And i told him i was on r/incels +My other sister this morning tried to april fools me by saying she broke my ps3 but fool i only care about my ps4 and its in my room +We are ready WE ARE READY FOR MY SUMMER CAR FeelsGoodMan WE ARE READY FOR MY SUMMER CAR FeelsGoodMan WE ARE READY FOR MY SUMMER CAR FeelsGoodMan WE ARE READY FOR MY SUMMER CAR FeelsGoodMan +I love to harden myself in Cement and wait for the Midgets to break me out +Well, I can't speak to any other entry method, but walking from Contemp to MK is about eleventy billion times nicer with new security setup. +I'm going to cut in here - despite blocking you - to explain something that seems to confuse many people. @PendragonTarot +why was the gay security guard fired from the sperm bank ? he was caught drinking on the job . +Those that dont have any friends, what the hell do you do to get your daily social fix ? +all jokes and hatred of women aside... i'm fuckin' lonely :( +WOW i bought a strawberry creme truffle and its bright pink and is half strawberry puree half cream and im living +@phreshagu_25 yeah you right and you know them Mexicans bringing all they family that hoe finna be packed +What begins with S, ends in ex and gives Muslims an erection? Semtex. +my preferences on pools and women are the same . wet with a dead baby in them . +I have read that more French died from Allied bombing than the casualties they sustained fighting against the Germans in 1940 . +Well, of course you don't know very much about cars. You're a girl. +Any former Incels here come to find you had unrealistic expectations of relationships? +' I told this niggah Maya Angelo died.... This niggah gon ask me " is that the Red Ninja Turtle ? 󾌴󾰑󾮝 Wtf . +Why did Hitler kill himself? He didn't want to pay his gas bill. +Women are not going to get on board with casual sex, its against their nature [TBP delusional again] +Ew, your hair looks like pubes! +Well they have got to be more aware then the idiots we have over here absorbing all the bs with there little sponge brains . +I just gave the scale to my hubby & told him to take it to the garage & hide it from me. I'm fucking done. The scale can kiss my ass. +We should tell infowars to go work at real job instead of living in there hole in the ground... it good they are on top of issues but where is the info missing when knowing they miss the idea of #Work 😂 +GamerGate is the longest running game of telephone ever. +They will spend 40k plus a year on elementary , middle school , and high school educations all the while crying about poor conditions for non-Whites . +LOL Femoid scams a shit ton of lonelY reddit cucks into sending her pizza , gifts and money +Men's right should focus on legalising and protecting men's right to marry a another man It should be a top focus for #mensright to protect the most persecuted groups of men. +Transportation in this country needs a collectivized solution, not more privatization. +Orphans If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents? +BRUTAL BLACKPILL: Hamplanet finds LESS than 1% of men attractive +It refers to people you find in Ireland with very black hair and very pale skin . +How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come for him +All I eat at home is toast with peanut butter and bananas or pasta with butter and then coffee 🙃 I want a burger +The only thing women should do is not give a fuck about what anyone has to say about their bodies. +Tried the new German-Chinese restaurant....half hour later, I was hungry for power. +What does Luke skywalker call his fuck partner Princess Leia +Crap why can't we ever see the idiots running around in the field! +i would tell jokes but the only two i know always fall flat . +You're mine. I'm yours. That's how it works. +Stop snitching faggot “@OGSITTI: "I'll snap you a nude but promise you won't screenshot" "Don't worry baby I won't" http://t.co/J8jDIC3wvg” +It's a really tough problem, because it's a BIG problem. It is far reaching. It has many different forms. +‪When a tech duopoly controls both the supply of 95% mobile hardware+ 95% mobile software distribution and regulation: we have a big problem.‬ +Boycott Netflix I am cancelling my account due to not having The Red Pill. +When did the injured people put on their casts? During the holocast. +I hate these double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”. +Y'all weird on here. Fake hoes for attention +the fact that we know chameleons exist means they r worthless idiot failures +You a hoe if you like gettin drunk +Born with Dick = Man Born with Vag = Woman This is not debatable. +"Like I said, if you think we just bombed Syria as retaliation for ""chemical warfare"" you're blind. Wake up" +Yes, I hope and pray that my country will stay clean as long as possible . +William Shatner released a new lingerie line It did not do well. Apparently people were not big fans of the name "Shatner panties" +Is Ty on @ArsenalFanTV a real Arsenal fan or a parody? Looks like a club shop has thrown up on him, surely he isn't real. +I am a fucking gem and if you think otherwise lemme run you these hands +I was raping this girl and she gave me AIDS How does a 9 year old get AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging out with wrong company +Being a framecel+ heightcel + jawcel=death sentence Kill me now. +If we are not entitled to girls when they are prime JBs, then they are not entitled to our betabux when they are 30yo hags +This is from a black forum , they are not happy about this . +OT nicca word to the nigga who played jesus +Should men have the right to opt out of child maintenance payments IF they wanted an abortion and the woman decided to keep the baby? +My favorite thing is straight cis men saying they aren't offended by homophobic & transphobic jokes. It's amazing how the brain works 🤔 +On the hierarchies of "celibates" Broke: "incel" (involuntary celibates) Joke: Chads (people who see sex and women as a material rather then an actual human being) Woke: "volcel" (voluntary celibates) Ya'll agree or nah? +What word starts with the letter "n" and ends with the letter "r" and it's something that you hope you never have to call a black person? Neighbor +what 's the hardest song for a jew to play on guitar hero ? through the fire and flames . +My wife finally achieved a smoking hot body she always wanted. She was cremated. +Race is a dogma on the physical world , the will of the gods and the way of the buddha is the ultimate path . +mexico can teach us many important skills we did n't already have . like how to leave mexico . +Evangeline and J.J. are not looking for love, but they get Hearts as Trump in this winning hand.… https://t.co/9KK3NDR9i3 +LeVar Burton called Shatner a bitch lol. +What is a pedophile's favorite pick-up line? The school's. +dont get me wrong I was feeling the bern but since that didnt happen i was nearly PRAYING daily for hrc and I'll never stop being mad +what do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys ? warden . +To all my classmates who voted for a no when prof asked us if we want to retake the exam i (and most of us) failed, KINGINA NIYO FOREVER!!! +As a Yoruba child respect is ingrained in you, if you pass someone elderly and you don't greet, it's like you've commited a crime. +Why did Batman's parents die? They killed themselves after they found out he was a furry. +I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas... The next day, he told me it was the most violent book he had ever read. +Why did the unvaccinated 2 year old cry? Midlife crisis +I don't understand how Randal blames Alex for everything like he wasn't the one who stuck his penis in her #iflovingyouiswrong +RT @TAXSTONE: Y'all bitches got to learn the difference between like and love +I bought some coathangers for my pregnant wife. She said "I've got plenty enough for my clothes already hunny." And I said "That's not what they're meant for." +"RT @NonMomJenelle: Jenelle would rather get fucked up on a boat with Tori than spend a day with her ""blended family"" #NonMom #DrugsOverHugs" +Losing my virginity was like learning to walk. Dad was there the whole way! +what 's the difference between a bolt and a screw ? you ca n't bolt a toddler . +What would you do if you have a time machine? Go back 20 years ago and tell my mom to swallow me. +But unfortunately , Maine 's become the dumping ground for Somalis and other African trash . +Today the normies feel a fraction of the suffering we endure every single day RIP +If I ever have a transgender kid they can use whatever bathroom they want.. ...at the adoption center. +My wife just told me that she has lost 1 stone and was so happy until I compared it to throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. +Compared to quite a few of us you already got things accomplished, you should be proud! I mean yeah you got a good paying job.. And that's great. [...] don't let them ruin stuff for you. +Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Fake News is going crazy with wacky Congresswoman Wilson(D), who was SECRETLY on a very personal call, and gave a total lie on content! +What do little boys around Kevin Spacey and his favourite TV show have in common? They're both Naked and Afraid. +While some of those tweets are positive, the ratio of mentions with GG/NYS in them is MUCH higher than usual. +My mom kicked me out so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back. +And why is NBA 2K15 in my steam library? I would *never* buy that game. +So the stupid me decided to take a first step n send a stupid message askin about a stupid general thing with a warm n happy heart n soul +What do you call an educated Muslim woman? A smart bomb +The worst and strange thing about this is Gossip and Calumny are sins, and there are more, but many are for the first time ever calling for Moore to step aside when they have never called anyone else out, not even Bill Clinton, and have been silent on HollyRape. +what do you call a black man that sings ? blind and autistic . +#Christians, revival must begin within ourselves. How are we to share God w/ others when people cannot recognize Him in us? #GodisLove #MAGA +What would Harry Potter say if he worked in an abortion clinic? Fetus Deletus +so i met this girl at work that has the tightest pussy god i love working at the daycare edit : some cuck reported this post and got me a perma ban +Fucking Around With Me We A Never Talk . I Don't Kiss Ass . +What's the one annoying thing about having sex in your bed Getting the blood stains off the covers +Rights for ALL men, including MOC, LGBT men, and male victims of rape. +What was Hitler’s favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Card? Blue eyes white dragon +After watching these photos I got strange feeling they remind me somehow of nazi wehrmacht old photos . +How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It isn't hard. +Why did I look at the neck of the black man leaving my building? I had to check if my brand was there +Whats good about sex with pregnant women You get a handjob and sex in one +How do you make a 6-year old girl cry for the second time? You wipe your bloody cock off her teddybear. +Hey Frank if I wasnt on the other side of the planet would I do . +The only way to be happy is to give into sadness first. Because without sadness, there’s no happiness; you would never learn how to smile. +I'm from the suburbs of Chicago , everyone always says there are alot of skinheads out here but i have had trouble finding any +@LuNiney i feel you man everyone else in my school is an idiot who can't stop talking and making stupid jokes +I've come to the conclusion that leftist women rank on the same level with me as niggers. +Indian feminist - Starter pack (x-post from indianfeminism) • /r/bakchodi +20th January 1783 Britain signed a treaty with France &Spain officially ending the American War of Independence. +What's gonna happen to this sub's users if the no swearing rule isnt reversed? **[Removed]** +End Immigration Period......Make Your Country Great Again ! +Swear on my life some fucking body puts me in a bad fucking mood every day of my damn life. +Newington win again! This time in the Under 19 Men's Coxed Four, recovering from a slow start to power over the top and grab gold! #SIRR17 +literally those lyrics are the worst to associate with someone super creepy uughhhh i love all men are pigs tho +tfw our primitive ancestors were wrong and solar eclipses won't wipe out humanity feels bad +"In the ""beginning"" of us you fucked up. How I know you won't do it again ?" +Hey u/nooches, come over here and fight me You are cancer u/nooches A married man should not run an incel sub and make it feminist Fuck you Get over here and fight us All of us +I sadly can't watch live concert of BTS in jakarta,just because I'm not able to I can only watch her through the vidio. 😂😂 +Oh she is RT @soARiE1017: @viaNAWF I respect that because bitches can be spiteful when it come to children +BREAKING NEWS Local prosthetics store hit by unarmed robbers. +@Kendracae "bitches ain't shit but hoes with tricks" +#Gambling No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. - Thomas R. Dewar #quotes #followme +Going out of town for a conference, need to pack, shower, hair, makeup...... instead more coffee in my kids batman cup #procrastination +Why does Hitler like being on Santa's naughty list? Because those ovens can't keep running without a source of fuel! +Not 10 minutes before they arrive. I'm just waking up, & I need to take a shower. I'm so sick of the lack of disrespect +Why is Father's Day treated as if it's just an afterthought to Mother's Day? +Alam ko na gagawin ko ngayong bakasyon. It's time for me to think and think and think for like a million times +AND NOW THE KIDS ARE AWAKE. FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATES. +These bitches irri.. irri irri..irri irri +What would be the title of Jumanji if it had an entire black cast Zoomanji +Why does doctor pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead +"""Fuck yea! fuck yea! Wanna hear my balls clap?!""-Kev😂😂😭" +"@taylorlitttle @AllieHarris8 did u get ur twitter handle from ""twitter suggestions for username"" bc ur name was taken already?" +I don't care what you do but, when you're practically vaping down the back of my neck, then we've got a problem. +the most annoying part about having my wife and daughter constantly wear a burkha is the confusion . last night i accidentally fucked my wife . +dont screw your life up because of some stupid little fight by using a weapon . +TWO FUCKING HOURS OF JUST HIM TALKING IM SHOOK TO THE CORE I CANT BELIEVE +can he please not be difficult and just fucking record it when he's supposed to +why are jews always fat ? they ca n't bear to lose a few pounds +"RT @CarmineZozzora: Behold the war idiot menace Obama ""ended"" in Iraq before GW Bush made him do it: US casualties 2011: Iraq: 54 Ob…" +If I've never seen her do some "hoe" shit with my own eyes then I refuse to let another nigga influence my thoughts on her. So what? +Is it a good idea to send a gay criminal to prison? With all those assholes and dicks there? +Today would have been your 22nd birthday. Still heart broken you are no longer with us. Happy birthday Dan. Forever 21. @acid_cum @Dan_AntB +same movie the woman and i were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said let 's make love like they do in the movies . so i fucked her up the ass , pulled out and came all over her face and hair . apparently we do nt watch the same movies +The most attractive thing about a girl is her brain... Especially when her skull is broken open and you can reach in and run your fingers through the soft, wet folds. +"""Man, this car runs like a dream!"" I change gears and the gear stick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers and it rains on the inside." +Looking again at the definition of mutilation, admittedly, I would have to say that circumcision does fall under this definition. I do believe that the word "mutilation" has connotations associated with it that appeal to emotion, and gives circumcision a negative connotation that comes from other, more severe, forms of mutilation, not circumcision. [...] Before I would ever make anything outlawed nation-wide, I would have to see a positive change on universal grounds, not my own beliefs. +RT @itskingdee: @1inkkofrosess fuck them hoes! I have bigger problems like do you ever cook at your house lmao +.@YouTube #FreeHeyQween @heyqweentv @GayPimp. Hey Qween is my favourite magazine style shows on YouTube!!! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 +Lady next to me gon say her cooch is itching & burning she thinks she got a uti. No bitch that's something else down there +What will you do if your punching bag hits you back? Divorce her. +What is a Middle Eastern's brain of a cell? A Nuke-Leus. +"Mehn! He keeps dropping it line after line. Top 20 - #GidiGirlByOtisMaho ""Vibe360 Afrobeats Top Chart""" +what did dj khaled say after the first of the twin towers came crashing down ? anotha one ! +henny cups on all that ice bitch i'm froze up +Im looking for a good Aryan white male in or around the central jersey or surrounding area or some new friends from all around +Living alone rocks. Being sick and living alone sucks. Will bake someone many a baked good for some NyQuil / DayQuil rn. +If there was just one male model and incels, females would prefer to share him over have sex with us Thus creating a harem that consists of the entire female population. +What do my girlfriend and dinner have in common. The meat. +RT @docrocktex26: All these fuckers who thought email and a nebulous speech to Goldman Sachs were disqualifying look real FUCKING petty and… +Nigga fuck up. Ain't none of that shit Goin down with yo niggas RT @FrancoisKilljoy: You niggas think you feeling 🐸, bitch? My niggas 🐺 you +Over at Free Republic in a thread about this , someone said about two days ago that youtube was blocking people from commenting on tbe video but many had found a way around youtubes block to post . +so i took this girl out to dinner she invited me to her place and said show me it 's true what they say about black people . so i stabbed her and stole her purse . +Dreading work. Please lord go ahead and change my department so I ain't gotta keep doing this boring as shit everyday. +Can a mod also change the thread title so it says the 10th ? dont want people showing up 10 days late +#KnowTheMan#who knw zist of all holy Scriptures#how to change ur destiny#how to a abolish ur miseries by god blessing and get blessed. +Ran over a bunny last night At least, that's what she told me her name was +FUCKING BITCH IS JOHN SIMM RETURNING AS THE MASTER IN DOCTOR WHO OR IS IT A RUMOUR +At the end of the day it dnt matter if I'm selling weed, pussy, makeup hair or snacks I'm still getting money but what yo mad ass doing🤔 +We're nearing WW1 100 year anniversary , so I made a intelligent assumption If you didnt die while fighting in WW1, means you didnt try hard enough. +Hitler's biggest crime Was that he didn't gas kikes I wish that he had +Sound's like the start of a bad joke : A girl with three kid 's one white , one black and one asian walk 's into a department store ..... +I mean they have more than you thought VK wasn't responding earlier in the Russian skill Plurals on #duolingo +Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword" Jesus was also a complete hack. +Early meeting is stressing me out. 😭 then product presentation in one of my client this is so OMG 😭😭 ppt please be my guide 💪🏻 kapit lang! +I saw on news here in Kentucky a few days ago where someone had spray painted `` KKK '' on the side of a black School security officer 's house , they hadnt found who did it but they said it was a possible hate crime . +I have both excellent credit and money , but would never live in the Southwest . +Decided to give tinder a try again As I lay waiting for a match (that probably won't happen) all that comes to mind is all the tinder experiments of good looking Chads getting thousands of matches WHY DID I HAVE TO BE UGLY +HI I'm Catholic, live in the USA, support Trump,, can't stand evil Dems, +This is EXACTLY why I don't tell this bitch SHIT ! +Is it me or does the Spanish Guardia Civil remind anyone of AntiFa? +Question about Fake News Why is pizzagate fake news, but "1 in 5" and "77 cents on the dollar" are not? +there's no point where we're doomed unless we all give up and kill ourselves the Jews survived for 2 thousand years without a nation, that's a worst case scenario, but it's not gonna come to that for us Eastern Europe is gonna be a holdout if nothing else +@alyssawiens faggot +I can't see anything Maybe I should put the lights on +My Dad Said that at My Age, I Should be Having Sex Thanks, dad. +Well maybe they wouldn't bother you so much if you wore a bra. +My dad is pretty homophobic (i'm a lesbian in the closet) Me:: Dad what do you think is wrong with homosexuals Dad:: there is nothing wrong with them its just like dark-skinned people I dont discriminate them, but I wont marry a dark-skinned woman! (correction homophobic and racist)" +jamespt99 showing extreme jubilation from learning about how bad special testing is for VBI and…... https://t.co/Ao4cJFQ83e +If niggers are so lazy, why did we use them as slaves? Because we were whipping them into shape. +SAC 50 MIN 53 Q2 3:01 Georgios Papagiannis shooting foul (Karl-Anthony Towns draws the foul) P:13 R:2 A:0 S:1 B:0 T:3 FD:14.4 DK:16.5 +They say that on this day God let the righteous souls look at your body. +What goes zoom and ends with a bang? An air strike on a children's hospital +I got hoes in different area codes +Ive realized UPS gives zero fucks about anything lol leaves a brand new lift kit for the truck in the middle of my deck ffs +Guys so quick to talk shit to a bitch they would kiss ass to . +You'll stay as a reminder of how fucked this world can be +if there is an against mens rights subreddit, why isn't there an against females rights sub? +serena williams ' fiance , alexis ohanian , has said today . . hey will not reveal the sex of their baby . at least not until he finds out the sex of his wife _ xpost : r / sickipedia +What do call one autist chasing another autist... ...Grand Autismo. +Anybody have a song they sing to themselves when they're very sad? +I've seen some other nationalities ones in the world as well . +"just because they think they're ""og"" even though that album is the one that made them popular. Like stfu and enjoy the music" +how did the broker make a killing ? he invested in bump stocks +What's up faggots bet y'all thought you'd seen the last of me +And here is yet another runner-up for #MostMutableAccount: @NemesisOfMycroft +Roses are red There is child sperm on my shelf, I want to kill myself. +I didn't realise how much people hated us. +I would bet the campus cops were ordered to withhold it by some `` higher authority '' like the Department of Homeland Security . +Friends....if you get a chance please follow @whitezombie a friend who just deleted his FB account...after having Zuckerburger try to me his momma one too many times THANKS +SOMEBODY SET ME FREEEE @TheTideAustin @TheTideDrew @TheTideNate @TheTide @TheTideLevi #PutTheCuffsOnMe +Real bitches who really hungry won't be out here arguing with bitches on twitter straight flexin +I think having free healthcare and free education should be a given if you 're a citizen of the country you 're in and you 're not an undesirable . +where did they find the first black jews ? in the back of the oven +I told my daughter if I saw one photo like that on her Facebook page , I 'd let her brother hack her account , then photoshop it at will . +What's the biggest problem pedophiles have? They don't fit in. +what do you call a little white girl who can run faster than her brothers ? a virgin . +Incels are subhuman Why else would we be in this situation? +Tell the school he called you white boy intentionally to piss you off so you threw one back at him . +if this day ends without you even acknowledging my existence, i'll be so fucking done. +There was a blackout in my street last night So I shot him +Search "White people" on twitter today if you're unclear about the level of vitriolic hate people have for you and your culture It reminds me that this isn't going to work out and they have to go +I don't believe the Roman Reigns for AJ Styles trade is true. They want Reigns vs Lasner at WM34. Theres No way Lasner goes to #SDLive +What do you call a bunch of blacks in a pool? Coco pops +NOR: Immortal , Gorgoroth , Ancient , Emperor , Einherjer , Thorns SWE : Naglfar , Bathory , Setherial , Dawn , In Aeternum , Sacramentum FIN : Impaled Nazarene , Argath , Demon Child never liked Darkthrone or Burzum ( interesting story there .. +This girl is complaining that her grandma keeps calling her but id do anything to see my grandmas name pop up on my phone again 😪 +Great to meet the ladies from @Allumandsidaway Shaftesbury @TheLarmerTree WF today, the #Salisbury branch are coming to #BCEOWF @1_redlion +We really could have predicted this NFL garbage years ago, had we thought Young, impressionable minds gifted with talent Social Justice influences petting, grooming, fawning over them all their lives Liberal bastions of "education" indoctrinating them Paying them fortunes, expecting results +tomahawk missiles on an airstrip as a response to chemical warfare is funny because it's like sending assad a pretty fireworks display +Masturbation is like the child of a Non Vaxer mom It’s Ends Quickly +How did we end up here? Ashton was online & liked my tweet, now I'm writing u @ 6pm. U were telling me how u never reply back & now I'm sad😫 +What's the difference between fruit and people? People are better if you don't wait for them to get old. +#badlyexplainyourjob I prevent parents from seeing their children by locking them in old buildings until they're 18... +What rings in the morning and causes paul to wake up Tinnitus +Nd y'all thought bitches knew how to accessorize http://t.co/f8yDxkaz +New Arrivals Yes I’m A Republican Conservative Atheist And Also Sometimes I’m Also Bisexual And I Always Follow Back And Stand Up For Everyone Rights Plus I Always Try To Make Everyone Feel A Warm Welcome And Also Make Everyone Feel Like They’re Home +Niggas keep talking about women wearing weave but be sick when a bitch up a fro on they ass. 😭 +how does a muslim buy a punching bag Gets married +I am so so so so so damn homesick lately i hate it /( +I know that what happened to the Native American population was wrong, and that it was a horrible injustice to them, but why, after years and years, am I forced to feel guilty for something I had absolutely no part of? +What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth. +I still remember the last words of my friend who died in the 9/11 incident. "Allah - hu - Akbar"...! +Current Conditions at 04:00PM: Temp - 67.3°F: Hum - 25﹪ : Heat Index - 67°F: Wind Chill - 67°F: Winds - W 8 to 14mph: Daily Rain - 0.00in +these niggas selling Blow Up Got the feins frustrated +U mean like this 1? @S_R_Fernando Good luck buying a razor sharp enough to shave your hirsute fanny, armpits and legs #trademarkfeminist +Missing teen found after 10 years; Accused kidnapper arrested at airport :[It was her non-custodial father] +Pentagon confirms Congress funds Frozen and the Democratic communist socialist's party full of pedophile's some rhino's also... Chucky Schumer,pelsio and her daughter's are all involved in human trafficking also feinstein all going down..#msm and pedowood going down too...#MAGA #Stormishere +what 's the distance between a painting and a black man ? when they frame a black man , he does n't end up in a gallery . * * edi difference , not distance . +I read an article where they ran the White rancher off his property , he left behind all types of farming equipment and a herd of livestock . +Jennifer Ringer, as the Sugar Plum Fairy, looked as if she'd eaten one sugar plum too many. +You still can't turn a hoe into a house wife ! +what do you do to a jew who has a.d.d ? you send him to concentration camp . +Okay Twitter. Settle an argument between my sister and me. What's more disgusting/annoying in the bathroom? +I am a stay at home dad and run several businesses from home and rearing kids IS work . +how do u know how do you know ur sister is on her period ? ur dad 's cock has a strange taste +Are only chapter right now is in the Fraser Valley near Vancouver but were looking to open chapters all over Canada . +My Choice is I don't have to be a real man as defined by femminist. +Aside from what's in the sidebar, what are the best men's rights/interests/activism subreddits you frequent? +What’s the difference between my penis and a kite? My penis is easy to get up in public areas full of children +Stacy's worst day alive is equivalent to an incels best day alive. +UNITED STATES IS SCREWED 11 MILLION DOLLARS .....EVERY DAY.....TO israHELL BY THE US TAXPAYERS TELL YOUR CHILDREN .....DAUGHTERS....TO WORK HARDER BITCH.....GET IT FAG ..... +"""I have possessed many over centuries but none with a will as strong as this one's, her faith and devotion to everyone she knows makes--" +RT @_PimpC: "@koniikonn: “@_Weezy_Wee: If you ask me, every bitch gay” not me I'm all sexual" Wtf is all sexual? If you don't mind me asking +RT @thedarrengo: #AmericaIsOverParty I TOLD YALL CAUCASIAN, COUSIN FUCKING, INCEST FUCKS TO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW LOOK WHAT YALL DI… +Where does a feminist check in for a flight? At the bulky luggage counter. +Why do gay couples starve? There’s no woman in the kitchen +Did you hear about those Vegas Shootings? It got me thinking, concerts should stop having open bars, people take too many shots! +Those kids will never learn that every time they do something to harass me like this, more people learn about my work to stop harassment. +What’s a preist’s favourite song Praising the lord in A minor +Hard not to cuss now days @Shari21, thanks for follow 😃 +How do you know a black women is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton is picked off. +What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you hit puberty to come on your face. +Because a man who sexually assaulted my friend in high school with two others is now a cop in my home town. #YesAllWomen +Here, taste this. You're the rice expert. +The fact that I have to pay 36 dollars a year for my child support file to sit in the computer at our courthouse is unbelievable. +Say what you want about suicide bombers. At least they're killing suicide bombers. +goodnight someone dm me something rlly nice and sweet for me to wake up to bc im always down in the morning LOVE YA BYE ;) +#BBCAN5 Why is Neda so pissed someone just credited Cass' game? This is not the Neda show like she's trying to make it!! +Seriously I get so tired of people trying to find racist or sexist undertones in stuff. Keep perpetuating it up so it never dies, that'll work. +Cannibalism solves two problems, overpopulation... and world hunger. +what is the difference between a black guy and a pizza a pizza can feed a family +hey my commissions are open so get ready for a thread later on abt how to get stuff/how to pay me lolol +BlackOps2Cel won't die a virgin This guy is not dead +What did Hitler give his niece as a birthday gift? An Easy Bake Oven. +It's my birthday Officially two thirds of the way to becoming a wizard : ^ ) +Daily Reminder: that a landwhale has more sexual value than a 7/10 incel +Idgaf about you, or ya mens, ya bitch, none of these bitches. Y'all all can fuck off for all i care. +Im posting on r/mgtow now, hope i dont get banned Pray for me incels +Going to see @TheQuinnspiracy's movie I AM SO EXCITED +Daily reminder that hating women is cope Give me some valid arguments why you think that is not cope. +You know what the worst part of loosing a young child is? Child sized caskets are way more expensive than you'd think considering they use less ma-terials. +Really need the help of the public to let us know when they see something that doesn't feel right, please help us t… https://t.co/YOsxuYHDY7 +atleast once a year. It's wild that schools smaller and with less money than us can put on these big concerts and we can't/ won't. +What's the difference between dog shit and a nigger? When dog shit gets old it turns white and quits stinking. +What separates humans and apes? The Mediterranean sea +what is the both the best and the worst thing in the world ? a year old cunt +New research shows LIHTC developments increase prices by 7% in nearby low income areas vs 3% decline in high income areas 10 year later. +god someone please just fucking play minecraft with them +Thought experiment: If suddenly a plan was revealed to displace and replace white people in their countries worldwide, how would it look any different from what's actually happening today? +Get your Snapchat dog filter shots ready We need to get all of out thots and prayers down to Parkland, Florida ASAP. +If you need some help and I could provide it , send me a PM . +What do you do when you finish a clip at the YouTube HQ? Reload +[ @ModernLora ] - ale.” As Lora slipped back onto her spot on the bed scrunching up her nose as she downed her first sip, Zor pointed at - +If theres anyone here that would argue blacks are not a problem in the U.S. please explain why they are only ones looting in Texas? +i want to meet a single girl in alberta that has the same ideas as me , and wants to meet a 26 y old guy.if your out there let me know . +What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race +"@ShannonTrimble though he created the false distraction. He's super dumb A sane person is ""oh shit, this won't go away I need to stfu""" +Going to school on Ash Wednesday is bad. NikolASH might Cruz shoot you. +Things I am scared of: Small red lights in dark rooms. Drive through carwashes. Large spiders. Not being able to afford Blackmilk. +I recorded a video and I look stupid as hell lmaoo +what 's the hardest part about vaping ? telling your parents that you 're a fucking faggot . +Dealing with journalists 102: Interviews are back and forth, not a monologue. Even if the interviewer is a woman. // @wadhwa +Where do you go after you die? For Paul Walker it was all over the fucking street. +RT @n1irving: ☕🐸 this isn't tea anymore "@ChickenColeman: How do bitches "Peep everything" but still getting cheated on something not addin… +I am currently taking bookings for prom makeup 💌❤ If you would like to enquire email: ciara_makeupartist@outlook.com 💗 +What don't these snowflake libtards not get about the slogan: Make America Great Again? +What’s the difference between a Chinese driver and Paul Walker? Chinese drivers usually come out of a crash alive +I mean i dont get it they do this shit evey fucking night iv done got in where i was needing in again and yet you stupid ass LEFTIST can still cry me a river another night of yall poor issues of looking for me to shit on you again and again you do not no de wea i spit on you non believers now fuck off you leftist scum fucks +ok wtf tape1 side B is literally nthng like the book they're missin out on all the details um ion wanna kno bout justins boring ass ne more +reorganizing my kitchen bc it's giving me a fucking headache:) +Calling for more sexism against women in a field because they call out sexism in that field is blowing my fucking mind right now, +People are always making a big deal over back kids spending their teenage years drinking, partying and doing drugs. I just think you should let them enjoy the last few years of their life +The idea people are made about trump not our problems right if they would have shown more upright movement insteed of crying wolf then trunning around attacking people the same way and ignoring Hillary Clinton issues of her criminal campaign maybe we would of had another President +"if you hate feminists youre a loser" are they right? +Incels with friends, how does it feel knowing you're superior to me? +But what would you think if someone came in with purple hair? +Physical & bed RT @Skinny215 These bitches frame is trash! #Skinny +can we just admit the only reason blackops is the incel god is because he makes any and everyone look good +This kitchen invention takes away the worst thing about peeling fruit https://t.co/Ln3SFksnVQ Facebook https://t.co/r8MR0DZToW Google+ … +I ate my dogs ass today Tasted like shihtzu +What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron +"""It's your responsibility to report on what the Labour Party are saying!"" Yeah, that's one of the fucking problems Jeremy!" +Why is it called homophobia? Phobia means intense and irrational fear. I don't fear gay people. Gay people fear me +Different groups in the ME are competing to see who can be the most Islamic by being the most barbaric, autocratic, and inhuman. #Islam +I suggest Senate Democrats and Republicans go nuclear. Not metaphorically, but with an actual bomb. #filibuster #FilibusterGorsuch +@brianedwards totally, if someone basically built a version of this that was tweetdeck circa 2012 i think people would flock. +If our people are afraid to speak out because they might get doxed and lose their job for having political beliefs based in common sense and logic, imagine what our kids/grandkids will have to face due to our cowardice. +what do you get when you combine an eskimo , a homo , and a negro ? a snowblower that wo n't work . +You can only say the word negro if it's attached to the word league. Then we're totally cool, guys. +WINNER TRYNA AVOID HIATUS BUT I AM SO FUCKING SCARED THAT THEYRE GONNA RELEASE TWO AND GO MIA AGAIN +Why don't black people sleep? The last one to have a dream got shot +I do n't know why people associate Southern Europeans with light brown/olive skin . +Hating white women is okay when black women do it but wrong when incels do it +Tfw someone at the bus stop harasses and follows you because they think you have cigarettes when you don’t +Talking to a guy I'm interested in about my ethnicity. Me:: I'm black and Filipino. Him:: Ohh, your Filipino, THAT'S why your so cute. I felt like being an black woman wasn't attractive, and he seemed to justify his interest in me by claiming that it's my Filipino side that got to him, even though I don't outwardly have Filipino features.. Age 22, summer, UCLA/Westwood. +HOW I WISH @BTS_twt WILL NOTICE ME ONE DAY...... EVEN ONE RETWEET FROM THEM I WILL ABDJWWMDLWFMKWMDNS IDK WEH IM DEAD +Where do you think you're going? +The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice.” ~ Peggy O’Mara @USPlayCoalition @thelastdad @ink7 +Got a peek @ the trailer of #halfgirlfriend.Blown by the intensity and what haunting music! Congrats @chetan_bhagat @mohit11481 @misschamko +.@sindarina tweetbot is a paid client. +drop it a day early fuck niggas need to hear it now “@YoungGizzle_: #ED1 was so hard 🔥but that's trash compared to #ED2” +I'm fucked up, I'm faded I'm so complicated Those things that I said They were so overrated 🎵🔥 @TheChainsmokers +DUDE GETTING JUMPED - KNOCKED OUT - THEN ROBBED ON THE EL PLATFORM IN PHILADELPHIA - YouTube White Guy Robbed & Knocked Out By Black Thugs - YouTube Nigga Moments of crackheads - YouTube +What's red, it has 2 legs and it screams? Half a dog. +how can you tell when a black man has been on your computer ? it 's not there . +What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A basketball player +Drug addicts can shoot themselves up But when i try to shoot myself in the head, people get concerned +@assholee813 such a hoe +“All men are trash” internet posts have gone down by 75% Christmas must be approaching. +Hey r/askreddit i know you genocidal cunts thrive off of the misery of incels but this needs to stop Women hate us, torture us, humiliate us, refuse to talk to us just because we are ugly/ short/ shy, i havent been able to have sex in 18 years because girls hate me +Summer is a hell Going outside being a ugly incel in summer is so fucking painful, all those semi naked girls looking at you with disgusting face or avoiding you +Random Shit 67: Sixty More Reasons why Modern Feminism is Complete Bullshit: the Facts Sheet +South East Asia on a euro cell block Saigon's children conceal what they've got the opium trail runs west through here they're selling disease to erase all your FEARs +Just some stupid people, but when I see four examples from different cities I start to worry. +Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year. +Oh you look like your parents own a restaurant. +This nigga wanna shoot rocket launchers on Thursday nights I hate niggas. +Friend:: So it was just Jack and me in a crowd on Sikhs and Indians! We were the only Americans in the crowd. Me:: They could've been American. Friend:: Pfft, well, we were the only WHITE people. +Away today, 3/30... Girls Tennis @ Woodbridge, 3:30 Girls Soccer @ Woodbridge - JV-5:30, V-7 JV Softball @ Broad Run, 6:30 #GoLadyRaiders +I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money. +i ca n't believe they cast a white guy to play michael jackson in that movie . it should have been a white woman . +Nine months before i was born I went to a party with my Dad, and left with my Mom. +Do girls just have this part of their brain that makes them think about thinks to annoy them... coz I certainly fucking do🤔💭🙄 +what 's red , sits in the corner and cries a baby eating razor blades . what 's blue and sits in the corner ? same baby weeks later +I love that my new job puts out credit card tips &a service charge in our paychecks cause I suck at saving money 😂 +I wish I was a 400 pound woman Then I could get all the opposite sex attention I want without any of the effort and risk of failure +finding a good joke is a lot like finding the g spot it 's easy when dead babies are involved +To be majority leader if he changes the rules to allow confirmation w/ a simple majority. If R's can confirm with 51 so can D's and that... +The Middle East is the best place to get a buzz without doing drugs. Gays get high and lesbians get stoned. +Indeed, now they just need to feed themselves , educate themselves , police themselves ad nauseum ...... +RT @Vbomb20: Got these hoes on my dick like brad pitt +the difference between my women and my whiskey? my women are 3 years old, my whiskey's 19 +#TuckerCarlsonTonight @ShepNewsTeam SHUT THE F**K UP!! @FoxNews why do you keep this idiot if his contract is up soon Please Don't Renew It +People who say the male g-spot is in the anus have obviously never put a cotton bud in their ear and wiggled it about. +20 minutes on the phone with Office 365 support in India to get an account unlocked. Now they're escalating it. It's one fucking checkbox. +WTF ever happened to that filthy traitor, Reality Leigh Winner? +I suppose it is okay for everyone else to call me anything they want . +AHHHH! Just submitted to #revpit Super pumped but nervous too. What an exciting time! https://t.co/RI6OYFJu4h +#twosecondcomebacks "You're too sensitive." "No, you're not sensitive enough." +Hiw do you know Thing 1 and Thing 2 are girls? They aren't Person 1 and Person 2. Edit: How* in the title +So many relationships can be saved if partners try to explain themselves to each other instead of keeping things to themselves +What are the best ways to start you own white community , set up your own currency or other methods of trade with other white communities in order to support your white community ? +r/childfree blaming men for gender roles and pretty much everything else. +@realmarkhenning lol, We gotta let these hoes know. *pow pow* this aint what they want. >> +What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was The Wall. +Why are preists called father? Because its too suspicious to call them daddy +I asked my German girlfriend to rate my sexual performance whilst in bed Yesterday she kept yelling “NEIN!!” Unaware she was giving her rating, J replied by asking her, “Why are you shouting your age out?” +With Easter approaching I'm on @bbcradioulster this Sunday at 12.30 giving my recipe for Hot Crossed buns. Tune in! @KimLenaghan +I'm grateful that UVU live steamed their Mormon studies conference. Many great presentations so far! #uvumormon +Sergey Brin claims his family were victims of `` anti-semitism . '' +NORMAL It doesn't matter if you are black, yellow or normal I hate all of you.... +It was so great meeting all you guys last night i ca n't believe how many of us managed to hook up `` nearly the entire crew '' see you all in a few days ... +How narcissistic do you have to be to think that 3.5 billion people are constantly on the prowl to rape you? +I believe that women deserve rights... And occasionally lefts. +As if you needed more proof that the world hates incels, these guys relish in the Adriana concert massacre yet receive no flack +I once dated this girl, she was only 4ft tall tho Well, for a 10 year old that's pretty tall +What was the Jewish pirate's nickname? Hooknose. +Sean Hughes was not Irish - the khunt could not hold his liquor. +MIN 2 CWS 1 [Bottom 6th] [0 Out] [0 balls] [0 strikes] ... No one on [P: #58 Phil Hughes] [B: #53 Melky Cabrera] +Yo, windows people. Is there any free app (other than puppet) that will allow me to define apps to install on new PCs? +The difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber +Apparently "participation in good faith on /r/mensrights" or making comments they don't like on other subreddits, is reason enough to get you banned from /r/anarchism. +Friend:: Yeah, you act like this sometimes. She pulls on her eye lids to give me slanty eyes. I'm East Asian. She's white. For someone who I thought was my friend, she sure had no trouble expressing her feelings about my culture and me. +Why are diamonds from Africa so expensive? The African Child Soldier blood adds value to it +#YourOdds Brentford v Leeds , Leeds to win , over 2.5 goals over 9 corners and over 2 cards in the match @WilliamHill +Welp. Now's a good time to reread Wallerstein so I don't have to feign surprise when this charismatic despot is replaced by warlords. +The U.S Army and pedophiles are very alike They both go in too quickly, realise too late, and are still pulling out as we speak +Just once in my life I wanna see someone on family feud look at their family member and say "That's a horrible answer! Are you retarded?". +How do you start a riot? Have a food fight in ethiopia +Really hating the girl who works at my @VicAtSunTanCity for telling me I was fine going 10 minutes yesterday. IM. FRIED. +So awkward when you are getting mugged and... The only thing you have to give them is an extra chromosome +Diversity Visa Chuck Shummer JEW Diversity Visa Chuck Shummer JEW Diversity Visa Chuck Shummer JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW TRAITOR FUCKING JEW ! +YALL ARE FUCKING FINALLY NOTICING AND APPRECIATING HOMETOWN AND IM SCREAMING IM SO HAPPY ITS MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS BYE +I'm lifted before I'm stiff out of this bitch +WE ARE WINNING AND NO LONGER A COUNTERCULTURE, the people of /r/askreddit prove it! +Prophet's reaction after watching the crucification My Boys just nailed it ! +What does this sub think about allowing Girls into Boy Scouts? +I was outside and saw a black man carrying a TV that looked just like mine. I went home and mine was polishing my silvery. +alright fine I'll start watching #dudesoup since I just started binge watching @StevenSuptic @FunhausTeam +What does a guitar teacher and a pedophile have in common? They both finger minors +So you're done with all ... that? +@romanianrosieee Hahahaha omg I know who this is about I nearly choked when she told me that before fucking gas +bloody hell Colin O'Donoghue can fooking sing. I. NEED. TO. MARRY. HIM. +My father-in-law to my white sister-in-law upon learning that her boyfriend was black:: "You realise that if you have children, they'll be black?!" +So many people on wheelchairs Why not just use a wheel couch? +"liberal" -- in favor of more federal action in general, less power to states, active government that attempts to solve problems or encourage outcomes. +Launched the beautiful & #responsive Trailheadx2017 site with the team this week! https://t.co/XuauEssNqK #webdesign #FrontEnd Check it out +Hell naw, why does this nigga gotta to DM me his dick picture, wtf! 🤦🏾‍♀️ +I am really curious as to why @GI_AndyMc is throwing around accusations of bullying when someone expresses an opinion irt writing direction. +I have a roach limit when I visit people homes,1st act like didn't see nothing,2nd start looking around,3rd roach HELL NAW,I'm out!! 😂😂 +How many women does it take to get a light bulb? Four. One to find a light bulb, one to find a stool, one to find a man, and one to stand there and bitch at him while he does all the work. +“@iDntWearCondoms: Ladies what if a dude put two hands in your pussy and started clapping?” Lmaoo +Oml if this is fucked up its cuz twitter is trash and so are moments idk why tf its like this and wouldnt stay in order but 😍☺️💕 +build a force against the proliferation of counterfeit electrical products and 'direct taste towards genuine electrical products' +"hate when bitches say ""ion need nobody "" but be mad when nobody check on you , well shawty you don't need me so 🤷🏽‍♀️." +@gezus__ @MANIAC3X @bam00se @Woody_AFC mean bro fucking faggot +According to a lawyer , it is not a good idea to file online . +Say what you want about WWII but... Whoever killed Hitler is my hero +As long as Kim Jong-Un watches CNN he'll think he can win in a war against the U.S.A. 😂 +I do get my Theirs , theres and they 're , mixed up sometimes but i was educated under Labours rule so i cant be completly to blame . +When the President of the Board of Directors of a start-up, non-profit, public health NGO calls the office line, I answer. Him:: Can we expect to see you at tonight's event? Me:: Yes. Him:: I'm sure you're going to get dressed up very nicely. Before the conversation ends, he asks me to relabel 50 business cards, because he forgot to grab some before boarding the train. I not only *dressed up very nicely* for the event, but was the only staff member to work the event-in below-freezing temperatures to boot. Here's to being the only 20-something year old female in the work place. +what do you call black people in the back of a car ? a good day hunting . +who can beat captain america ? captain vietnam . +If there's one person in the world I'd pay money to spend time with to soak up real knowledge, it's @FINALLEVEL. +My boyfriend was executed today. We should have gotten out of Saudi Arabia before getting together. +"Classic case of corruption involved road agency ZINARA whch bought 40 grdrs 4 $8mln.No tender, executives received ""fat"" termination packs" +We always called that German kid in class that we bullied 'Heckler' then he showed up with a 'Heckler' & Koch 416 +The next time you post something this long please quote a little bit and then leave the link for whoever wants to read the whole thing . +Females talk down on niccas when I can point out a few females who be on that tip!! +[ @HuntToSave ] < Lydia in. If he had his way, she would be staying in the damned hospital. Even if he did hate the place as well. He > +Director, after finding out I was born in India:: Wow! Your English is great, you can't even tell! Me:: Well, I moved here when I was five, so I actually started kindergarten with everyone else. Director:: But still... Made me feel angry, tired. Why does it still shock people that I can speak English well when I've been in the US for 20 years? Why does it surprise them that I "seem American" when they find out I wasn't born here? +Joan Rivers died the way she lived... Undergoing surgery. +i do n’t know why people tell suicidal people to “ get help ” buying a rope is n’t tough +"RT @JuxtaGay: Why's it called a ""Phillip's Head"" screwdriver what guy named Phillip had that fucked up of a penis that he named a tool afte…" +How many white lives would it have saved so far if we had no non whites here , just in the USA and Canada ? +So, have you had a bi phase? +I heard parkland high school was having financial problems... So they opened up a shooting range to make ends meet +Too many Universities extend a students adolescence for additional four years while sucking up their future earnings. +Who's doing the work of a president on Syria. Nikki Haley or her idiotic boss ? +What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode +Only six hours until I get place my arse in front of the laptop and play uunnnggghhh yes I love weekends +Yesterday, I saw a black man riding a bicycle that looked just like mine..... Luckily, when I got back, it was still chained up in the garage..... Asking for food :) +The History of US Naval Operations in WWII by Samuel Elliott Morrison +What’s the difference between kids and boiling water? The bubbles stop faster with children. +What do Jews and juice have in common? They're both from concentrate +"So I just randomly got logged out of my insta talkin bout ""owner changed password"" bitch I think tf not" +countin all my hoes nigga, thats all i knows nigga +if someone trust you and send you nudes.. why expose them like that just because y'all fall out. that's FUCKED up!💯🖕🏾 +@hawaiibobb @LizLuras @nrichardson13b @EBitt24 @srmurphy1 @Hav99 @OneLoboWho @SackHeads I'm saying it's not that bl… https://t.co/ci1Rs8UyMG +A female approached me today... ...to tell me that I was ugly. +guns are like coupons . show one to the cashier and get free stuff ! +what was the last thing to go through paul walkers head before he died ? the windshield . +Why isn't weed black? Because if it was people would try shoot it up +"RT @LemonbeatsCHNL: ""You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke."" #ArcticMonkeys #AlexTurner https://t.co/zdyi3y1SCQ" +Jorge took an ugly ass video of me and won't stop sending it to me 😭🙄 +The soccer team rescued from Tham Luang cave will receive free tickets to FIFA world cup final Why can't I be that lucky. I would literally die to be that lucky. +Where is little girl when she is struck by the truck? everywhere. +I remember everyone in my class lost his virginity by 13. by 16 they already had experienced everything, by 21 yo ( my age) they are chill as fuck and no longer much horny while i never touched a girl's hand , Europe is a nightmare for incels. +Yes, ME:A shipped before it was done baking, but it happens with EVERY GAME. For some it's worse, but every game is some kind of broken. +Why do people shoot up elementary schools? Everyone knows you only get half points for little kids +how do you blindfold a chinese person ? dental floss . +#BrevardCounty: Vehicle fire has NB Range Rd blocked at SR-520. Take Clearlake Rd as alt #orlando #traffic +Here's my review of 99% of games I've ever played: FUCK THIS MISOGYNIST BULLSHIT *heaves menstrual blood at the screen* +There it is these bitches be having joint custody dick and acting up. Understand that's part time. No benefits. +hey whats up i 'm new on here and i would like to have someone to talk to so hit me back for whatever +I'm 22 years of age and I plan to have 3-4 kids but I do n't feel I can be a father now , I will start have my kids around age 27 . +Made a positive change in my life by not sleeping next to my mobile. I kept it well out of my reach last night, and saved a lot of time. +Me love you long time. +That's why people have more than one haplogroup again they mark genetic ancestry no one on the planet nowadays only has one ancestor +Dinesh D'Souza: ‏ Let’s have this little fellow dream his dreams where he legally belongs, shall we? +and I was like, yah, you're deffo right sa last part HAHAHAHAHA pero the pilingon portion? I doubt. +Umm... are your parents home? +I got banned from r/jokes... They told me "don't use nsfw material! Think of the children!" Those mixed messages really messed with me. +'Think of your creativity as a business you can built in different mixes' - @ericawm_lola #intelligentcreativity #creativebusiness +For once its nice to see an article focus not on the `` evil racist whites '' but on the racism of an ethnic group , in this case the Negroes . +Really sorry for not replying to tweets; I've been mad busy finishing stuff and I'm about to hit the road! I'll catch up soon, though! ♥ +Why can't orphans play baseball? They dont know where home is. +A trilogy of books to read if you haven't yet Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald +Why does Beyoncé say “to the left, to the left”? Because black people have no rights. +The Truth About FakeCels See comments , automod deletes this post +Nordic is a sub race that an Anglo Saxon or Celtic person could and more than likely does belong to . +Hey guys. Just a quick announcement. I'll be revealing the winners of the giveaways on Saturday as promised, and it's not an April fools😂 +Whats Barack Obama's gorilla pet name? Michelle +So even neoliberal Politico is defending @AndrewAnglin, but many alt-lighters and conservatives are still too chickenshit. +I can help but think that if "Men's rights" was replaced with "feminism", there'd be a shitstorm/downvote brigane +There are plenty of blacks in catholic schools or were in our area . +robin williams he might come back if you roll a or an +Bum ass hoe +A white girl started screaming the N-word at me during sex... Bitch doesn't understand that no real nigga is gonna stop ducking just because you're yelling 'No' +how do you know bulimic girls love anal ? they are always confusing the entrance and the exit . +He's making sure if it's ok for the bitches http://t.co/wE7OBTKetB +I Also Wanna Say This Is That I'm Extremely Happy Discussing Professional Wrestling Again Than Having To Deal With Politics Matters Because I'm More Comfortable And Relax Plus I've More Knowledge For Wrestling Than Politics I Let Everyone Else Discuss Politics +4-Star LSU Recruit Kidding About Flipping to Kansas, Right? https://t.co/Hn9r9u92yo via @HeroSportsNews https://t.co/8YlNlq50ae +I gave a kid a hit of my vape... and I got arrested for child vape. +What does cancer and feminism have in common? they are both basicly the same +I purposely go to work looking my worst so they know not to piss me off +Humble Beginnings ❤️ If You Believe You're A Great Person Type Yes🙋‍♂️No Turning Back🚶 Gm🌤 👑Ambitious.Khvng👑 +Whats the diffrence between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race. +Hi, i`m a yong artist and searching the #dribbbleinvite . Do anyone have it?😇 May you share #invite with me on the #dribbble, please?☺️ +"These jokes are so funny but my brain won't stop telling ""why you laughing hoe you gonna die soon"" #AmericaIsOverParty" +It is a total disgrace when tax-payer dollars can go to promoting such degenerate filth . +Save your change or eat pork and beans one night instead of going out , and give the money to a White mother. photo crawling infant reaching out +"Or is it a metaphorical for today society who don't want babies and family? The bos baby himself talk about ""business and jobs over family""" +This is my first time here, and you guys are a bunch of hilarious pussies. +"RT @Chellllylashay: I hate you "" I'm fighting ova my respect as hoes "" go fight him cause HE DONT RESPECT YOU AT ALL SIS." +mean jokes are just like kids with cancer they never get old . +I can't promise you the world I can't offer the best things in life but I can try it can only offer a simple good life +oh dear isnt that terrible well i suppose they will just have to leave then and go somewhere they are more valued +RT @SexualGif: when you see a hoe talking to bae but she not even on your level http://t.co/DphkPab4c7 +What's the moment you realised you were an incel? +RT @taymaeGOTEM: Bitches tweets be like... "I wanna suck some dick 🍆" then be like... "✋ Chill it's just a song! " bitch what song is… +While they are in prison the kikes should get the same food the regular prison population gets ... +Message from behind enemy lines – ‪@doj @POTUS w/all haste @realDonaldTrump arrest Anarchist @JerryBrownGov for conspiracy to overthrow US Government- please hurry- we are hostage to evil rulers who’ve opened the gate to lawless predators!#TrumpArmy #TrumpsArmy #TrumpStrong #BlueHand #CodeOfVets ‬ +I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. +Apparently, her husband's making it big! +My brother died in a car wreck due to his tires popping on his car. His last words were, “I’m glad I get to go out the same way I went in, with broken rubber.” +Advice help custody So basically my ex has decided I don't get to see my daughter who is one year unless supervised by her for one hour once a week what are my options other than lawyer +stance you on darknet, Science 1,261,440,000,000 fucking his Even +i love it when jews get a taste of thier own vile medicene I hope each and every one of them young to old starve in the cold +I would be truly fucked without them, they've been my friends boyfriend maw sister and councillor in one +I was getting a BJ from this hot woman My dad walked in and said 'You mother fucker' I replied 'Nope, just a BJ, dad' +Caller:: Hi, I want to talk to Phil. Me:: He is not available, but can I help you? : Caller:: You are a Mexican, aren't you? Me:: Is that a problem, sir? Caller:: Well, I am an American. I am Puerto Rican & did not feel like enlightening him. At work at a Call Center & made me feel nauseated. +what was the worst part about the holocaust ? the survivors . +How do you call a white human trafficker? Noah +what do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash. +The entire Air Force clerical staff who oversaw that shitbag's service records and failed to properly denote and file them properly should be rounded up and put into prison for life for what happened this weekend. +#arabARMYloveBT @BTS_twt Wonder if you’ve eaten. Are you guys taking care of yourselves? We can’t think about anything else 💙 +This joke is incredibly sexist, I am surprised how it hadn't received any flames +HIRING: Someone to stand behind me shouting YESSUH, GODDAMN RIGHT, and MONEY whenever I'm talking like the brain-damaged uncle in S-Town. +If Joan Rivers was a cop, what would she do? Put you under Cardiac Arrest +Movements that celebrate mental illness and dysfunction often come to very good ends, right? +The best thing is sports announcers who are women are paid to give their opinions and expert analysis, but twitter misogynists are not. +Shine on them hoes, let em know that you run shit ! +Question from a cynical old soldier,if we solved the veterans homeless crisis how many charities  would close & middle class people have to get a job in the real world? +glad to see so many people out here seems like we are few and far the way things are out here +My friend said he won't believe bad luck until it hit him I took his advice and punched him in the face +Offered my girlfriend coffee......... She didn't respond so I put her back in her glass chamber. +USS Macon flying over New York City, summer, 1933 https://t.co/MZo7pH8uY0 #sharePict #photo #places #travel +If a bitch has to fuss &&fight over a niggah thats hugged up && ,boo'd up w the next bitch , clearly doesnt gaf bout u +The song "what does the fox say" is wrong The cow doesn't say moo. It says "I work to abolish the patriarchy" +I can only pray this babboon mongoloid did n't have any children so his seed will not continue on on this Earth . +1/2 messican , 1/2 White babies can often pass for White until they turn six or seven when the golden brown coating covers all . +I think that white women who cannot find a suitable white partner for whatever reason should not delay childbearing but should go to a sperm bank and start having white kids . +What is a pedophiles favorite piece of music? "Dick" in A Minor +LRT FHAJJGSFGJ CUTE GIRLS IN SHORT WHITE DRESSES I'M DYING & DEAD i'm gonna...go watch that MV i guess... +The Hunchback of Notre Dame is the most unrealistic Disney movie magic and dragons and shit are more likely than a stacy like esmeralda even standing the prescence of quasimodo +What do you call a black feminist an Ungrateful nigger +It's going to be a great read whenever all the chapters are translated ! +What's the most expensive part of making a LiveLeak compilation? The Kleenex and Lotion +Black people are the biggest pawns ever everyone uses them for crime they are always the fall guy.Italian mob uses them to do the dirty work the mexicans use them the japanese use them and the chinese.Now who should know whos name ? +Your history teacher has to do what the zionist butt heads want them to do . +Whats black and dosn't work? Chris Kamara +"Bitches love posting ""5-9 💸"" on Snapchat like Bitch you do realize that's only 4 hours right ? 😭 you shouldn't be so proud." +for the in hamburg many plane spotters are waiting unique aircrafts usa alone will arrive with two airforce ones and . japan will also arrive with a all are eagerly waiting for malaysian air though . they do n't know then they arrived , but they are said to have a modified boeing +Thirdly, every trading account has what we call investor login details, where you can have a look at everything done by the trader..... +my therapist told me that a great way to let go . . f your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them . i did that and i feel much better but i am wondering do i keep the letters ? _ x - post : r / sickipedia +I like my women how I like my shoes Less than a year old, locked in a cellar and less than $100 +Seems like today We got ourselves a Valentines Day Massacre +These hoes swear their faithful +What's the best part about waking up next to a dead baby? Realizing you fucked it to death the night before. What's the worst part of waking up next to that same dead baby? Getting the blood off your clown suit. +Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of Saudi Arabians And one of them says "الحصول على منشار العظام" +Charles Ortel - The #Clinton Foundation - Disaster Enrichment in #Haiti - The Hagmann Report #ReleaseTheMemo +Try looking at Christian colleges , I went to one , these tend to have few if any asians . +Whats a muslims favourite theory? the Big Bang +Woman stops liking compliments because she gets them so often and feels "cheapened and superficial." +What's the difference between peanut butter and your mom? Peanut butter is a food and your mom is a fucking whore +two blonds were walking in a forest . . when they see a pair of tracks . the first says " look bear tracks ! " the second says " no ! those are deer tracks " . then the train hit them . +What do Hitler and Acetone have in common? They're both excellent polish removers. +I'll be on Infowars tonight at around 6pm EST. +please don't reply! this is a thread for @absolutehaechan 's bday, even if it's already passed, to show her how much i love her💘 +you know what's really fucked up? the fact that i am forcing myself to watch glee KNOWING cory monteith is no longer with us. +I cant afford Beats™ by Dre I can only get beats by dad. +I'm a really dark right wing comic... But if you're thinking Dave Chappell you're not even half right, let alone 3/5's. But I've figured out that the further right I go, the darker the jokes get. +Me: [licking lips in anticipation] I’m nervous. I’ve never tutored children before Child: don’t lick my lips again +Sick of all this photoshop, show me an ass with some stretchmarks. +Stupid people talking smack on "Uncle Tim Tom" are the same ghetto fools w/no future. I'm surprised u ignorant niggaz even read or write. +First thing she wit ya, next minute she against ya, like that hoe from the clippers +i did that to myself i fucking spoiled myself and i did it to my fucking self im so mad +Do you in any way feel personally attacked when people talk about men in a bad way? +Name 5 white things from a black person \- His sperm \- His eyeballs \- His hand palms \- His spit \- His owner +Aside from Misery, are there any serious depictions of female on male abuse in movies/tv? +I was in the 8th grade when she passed and remember the outpouring of love from the Tejano community. Beautiful soul gone too soon#RIPSelena +I'm proud to say that there is a black man in my family tree... ...He's been there for three days and he's really starting to stink. +I had a dream that I gave birth to a daughter named her lily and then I couldn't find her in the hospital I went crazy looking for her- +I don’t have anything against black people. I think everyone should own one. +RT @CharlesPPierce: 100 years ago today, we entered a war as idiots https://t.co/GWPMZjDULX https://t.co/Gg8CoqGWHI +Trump: America doesn't worship government, we worship God! +Fucking idiot. Should have let Fraser take it. #FPL 😒😒😒 +"Son, I have a joke for you" "Really? What is it?" "Love", said the dad. "I don't get it", said the son "I know you don't". +why are koreans bad at math ? they ca n't multiply . +Gonna go out on a limb here and say you're actually both. @JakePowles I'm not sexist or racist. Just observant. +Because the communist party was almost all jew out to kill any gentile that stood in their way or had property that the jew - communist wanted . +People who slam on the brakes at yellow lights should not be allowed to drive. +I like my coffee like I like my women. Sweet and sold by teenagers for $3. +If it walks like a duck, quack like a duck......that's a fucking duck my G +Want a hoe to stop fucking witchu? Ask her for some money and watch her broke ass stop fucking witchu +I ordered a calculator from china... all I got in the mail was a Chinese kid +Today was EXCLUSIVELY about them. They are never satisfied. Their fortune & power is never enough. And #AllofUS have a choices to make. +@Huntermoore nigger!! +What’s the difference between Melania Trump and Stormi Daniels? One lived in Trump Tower, and the other lived with Trump’s Tower in her. +What happens when a gay guy gets aids? He goes from fruit to vegetable. +My mom so aggravating every time I like a car she got a funk ass attitude about it & ruin my mood but she stay getting hype bout cars +My asian friend killed himself last night. I wondered, huh, when can calculators take out their own batteries? +I get the sense that Vox Day REALLY REALLY wants to sell his book. +I went back in time to see the first person to stick something up their butt. You guys. I tried SO HARD to make sure it wasn't me...I tried +Why do black people walk weird They spent the first 9 months of their life dodging a coat hanger +RT @BIGHOMIEMARKIE: Dese bitches ain't shit I get em high and feed em dick +I wonder if this is the taste of what 's to come to all of Europe in a couple of decades . +So don't ask me why I'm to myself... My tryst been fucked up since a baby +Way to go @She_hasNoWorrys🤗 I know your mom @LovelyLeo75 is so proud of you 😚 @BringItLifetime To everyone else good job and never give up! +Lol Women are Assanine Lol major slut who recently cheated on her "boyfriend" complaining about how some fuckboy is chasing another girl, which isn't right, because this slut "cares"! +Women are like parking spots Usually all the good ones are taken so when no one is looking, stick it in the disabled one +Someone carry me to the IGDA party I am done +How many people does it take to shingle a roof? Three, but only if you slice them thin enough. +A kid wearing a Fortnite costume came trick or treating a few minutes ago. Now, guess who scored that #victoryroyale +@JohnWren1950 How idiotic #Turnbull. Doesn't have a clue +Today's pub dessert: Malteaser pavlova & oh my god it was divine 😍🙌🏻 #food https://t.co/q3Wk6fK0q1 +What was the Jew doing in the ashtray? Family research +The bloody hell Trump, why use 59 missiles? Even though they did launch a chemical attack on us, 59 is a bit overkill. also #russiaismad +I thought it was that auto's have extra parts to their transmission that gives more room for energy loss (if that makes sense?). Correct me if I'm wrong though, I don't know too much and would like to know more. +"Dogs in a complete panic as I casually stroll through the house singing ""Suspicious Minds"" at full volume in my best Elvis voice." +I can't believe I'm using this word without irony, but this is setting up to be disruptive as heck. +My black friend asked me why theres only a White House in the USA but no Black House I told him they were called crack dens +We have another polluter, so you'll want to mute @mentions if you want to view Daily Melania strictly on 'Beauty Mode'. +Eternity just found in the dictionary to increase the power and extension of vocabulary not in actual relations to fulfill the gratitude +Keagan is a princess on her birthday and we celebrate the hell out of it. I have this vision of her sad and disappointed. +Any last words? Judge: Got anything else you’d like to say? Criminal: I just have one thing to say. If you truly are what you eat, then I’m an innocent man! +RT @swaggmiiyaa: niggas loveeeeeeee the ugly bitches😂🤦🏽‍♀️ +the lady in bee movie is one lucky bitch NOT BECAUSE A BEE'S IN LOVE WITH HER (bee-steality GET IT, HA) but because SHE HAS NO ALLERGIES +@RealWallieWall Ms. Martinez fuckin with the cripple kid?! +Shadow banning is particularly insidious because it gives the banned user the impression that no one agrees with him, when in reality, no one can even see his posts. +I have a Bear compound bow I bought many years ago . +White people were so poorly educated back then, they used to call black people "Those dirty negroes" all the time. As they got better education, they learned what pleonasm was. +Dark jokes are like pedophiles You don't want to see them cumming from your child's mouth +Incel's Must Have -Couple of Black Pilled Real Life friends -Passive Income Enough for rent, hooker once a week, food and internet -Virtual Reality Set to watch 360 degrees HD porn -No roommates -/r/incels to be private Make this passive income one way or another and you will be 10x better than normcucks +Operation Mocking Bird do not fall prey, Do you speak for yourself or from what you heard, There is a difference. +Insane Call your daughter "Insane" so when someone asks "Are you fucking insane?" you can reply "No, I'm fucking my dog" +You pretty much have to be a minority to get into Ivy Leagues. +it makes no sense that michael jackson was n't given karate lessons as a child . his dad was always showing off his belt . +RT @itscoleharmon_: Birth Control should be mandatory for some of you hoes +What do you call a black man in a nice car? A successful criminal +Best feeling is when you know you're gonna wake up on your birthday with your bestfriend right by your side 💖 +Fucking fuuuuming that I'm on a drinking ban when the weathers like this I need a pint asap or am gunna commit +@Friday13thGame do we have to get the game through ur website or can we wait until it gets out in game stops +There is SO much physical and scientific evidence that ancient Egyptians were not negro . +To everyone upset with President Trump's refusal to embrace the alt-right, consider that if Hillary Clinton were president right now, not only would half of Unite the Right's attendees be in jail, the feds would be unsealing RICO indictments against NPI, Identity Evropa, and TradWorker. +I was kidding. I know you're Puerto Rican, not Mexican. And I think that's pretty sexy. +I am making the biggest pot of chicken and dumplings and I'm almost ashamed at how excited I am to eat but not really cause dumplings +Happy birthday @JeremyXBolm ! Your music has been helping to keep me alive since 2011, and for that I thank you +HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE HE CAN HANDSTAND, WHEN HE NEEDS TO AND INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE A BALLOON +What's pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I shove it in her mouth? Her miscarriage +i was asked to leave a child 's funeral today all i said was that he looked like he was a little stiff this was n't appreciated on r / jokes , so thought i would try it here instead +Show me one picture of a hot guy with a bad jawline You can't because if you have a bad jawline you will never be above a 5. +This Newcastle fan on @talkSPORT is clueless 😂😂 saying Utd wrecked Rooney's career and he should have chose Newcastle 😂 +Lololol Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds +Why did the mathematician cry? She miscarried the 2. +I'm HUNGRY I won't give a bitch a time or day. I'm trying take care business 💁 +Ppl need to see that our beliefs are worth fighting for, or they will CONTINUE to accept GOP framing & worldview. We can't be passive! +@cbfollowheidi black girls are so funny, why can't you talk literate? It's pathetic, dick riding die hard fan rofl, you disgust me, retard. +Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark In a bachelor's party, who slays the most? +I havn't had sex in 9 years Any one have any tips, im 13 +I like my women like I like my whisky Strong +When not even Thai gold diggers want you... that means its time to give up and cope. +why do black people smell ? so blind people can hate them too . +He's been working like a nigger all week. What? I'm saying that they work hard, how can that be racist? +IF I FUCKING COMPLIMENT YOU. BITCH SAY THANK YOU LIKE WTF? +I'm a skinny ugly incel and not only that i have rare pimples in my penis I am really ugly but imagine that a girl want to have sex with me, she would be scared and disgusted of my penis. +Welcome oh oppressed ones, here there is no Jack, here there is no oppressed, only freedom of speech and a lot of people who definitely have nothing in common with Jack! +(((Trump))) dindu nuffin other than commuting the sentence of a disgusting exploitative kike who was swindling the goyim and running a meth lab out of his Kosher meat packing plant. +whats the difference between 5 dicks and a joke you can't take a joke +"All these bitches want a baby, I don't want no children." +The jew Alan Fishman , 49 , of Brooklyn , NY , was arrested along with the jew Daniel Ledven , 37 , of Cresskill , N.J. , on securities and wire fraud charges in a scheme that swindled investors out of $ 20 million . +Watching the Islanders game on the pixelated SD feed via MSGGO makes it look like an old Sega Saturn FMV game. +Boys will be boys. +Can you move these chairs so I can sit down with my friend and eat? +We can turn the cold useless parts of Canada into a dumping ground for Jews and arm the Indians to keep them in line . +FYI: When asked your favorite American president, "Davis" apparently isn't a good answer. +My thing is bitches get mad at you & wanna disrespect you when they need to be mad at THE NIGGA . +"RT @SallyAlbright: Bernie ""inspired"" his flock to think our nominee is evil, our party is corrupt & that little birds should pick a preside…" +I asked this Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve. +What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve +What’s the most lethal punch? The Sandy Hook +These figures show that no one now could just talk about the need to restrict non-white immigration ( as the current government does ) ; large-scale repatriation of non-whites is absolutely essential . +Some dumb slut told me she had anxiety yesterday I wanted to punch her so bad +16 hours and 7 minutes OMG YOU GUYS I CANT EVEN +Maybe if you opened your eyes you 'd see that I did . +Edgar really is one of biggest influencers. I have a giant book of all his writings that I was given to as a birthday gift from my ex. +A man in charge of an organization that is so hated like the KKK should have been more careful . +“ “ “ “ “ “ Liked on YouTube: How To Get Rich | 5 Rich Principles That Change Your Life: Liked on YouTube: How To Get Rich | 5 Rich … +I have insomnia and my doctor keeps telling me to stop sleeping on my side but, How else am I supposed to keep my dick inside the kid I kidnapped. +The Who - Tommy and Quadrophenia Live with Friends (DVD, 2005, 3-Disc Set) https://t.co/mM9rhSBUcZ https://t.co/LK1Wvy88uT +Saw @GwenBenaway's Passage + @vivekshraya's even this page is white on @opl_bpo's Storytelling thru #Poetry's rec reading list! #wellchosen +I want to have 10 10/10 virgin girls doing me favors because they hope for sex but instead of giving it to them I'd whine about it to other women in my life who offer attention and support and say there's much more to me than just my good looks I get it, when you can get that kind of validation, sex really fades in comparison. +Sorry, you don't get to act/be treated like an innocent princess if you spent your teenage years taking drugs an fucking hundreds of men you are stained, you filthy slut, and you always will be your ongoing campaign of deception is marked by its inefficacy for self-respecting men who will not entertain your degeneracy +I understand why niggas dont wanna be in relationships😭😂😭😂 girls annoying af +@writebyhand Thanks @writebyhand! If your ears were ringing, @FranksMisha & I were singing your praises. +Total weight: 30lbs. Fuck that heavy shit. +I tried to sign up there once & they refused to activate my account . +Reminder that the average male is 2-3 times as strong as the average female +Okay back on Politics now I love bouncing back and forwards between politics, wrestling, or anything else regarding pop culture helps me stay alert and awake at times +It's sad how their is only one Major Big Leagues of Professional Wrestling when it comes to WWE especially how they've treated talent in the past +Army Chief 3 Roza Dauray Pr Bartania Puhnch Gae + Port Of Spain: Pakistan Ka 4th T20 Mn West Indies K Khilaf Tos Jeet Kr Fielding Ka Faisla: +Why are there balls of cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they were drug dealers. +It's hopeless for me I will never escape inceldom because my luck is shit. +I can't wait until we're in a position to be able to share more details, but not yet. It's early days. +Kids in class keep saying I'm bad at math So I'm about to teach them 7.62x39 +I hate white females because they won't date me They're the only race I can't even speak to, sure, the others reject me too, but I can at least talk to them. +Catfishing and bullying people is a normie tradition Am dissapointed with this sub +He entered the Online Slave Market and ordered " the best one " Next day the cargo truck came and the driver said " What the hell you ordered man , it smells like a dead nigger" +It's absolutely hypocritical. Try sitting down with her and explaining why. You get woken and yelled at for looking at women on the internet, yet she is has naked photos of herself *on the internet*. +What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball Chocked +This will happen not just because of financial incentives, but because the agenda of promoting our most indulgent vices and seeking to homogenize our genetic stock along with even more 3rd World dilution will literally mean our descendants by and large will be less robust and intellectually capable. +Monday, ruled by the Moon, is best for divination or psychic work, invoking power, creativity, +healing 🌙🔮✨ +What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? Biting an Apple and tearing someone's throat out. +@officialsavs desu isnt even a word fucking weebs i desugree +Who gives a flying fuck? @Rhace138 Again, call me sexist but men shouldn't get lower back tattoos +Telling an adult that wrestling is not real, is like tell a child Santa Claus is dead #WorseDisapointmentInTheWorld +Behind the scenes of house of army is just as funny as the skit itself, if not more so 😂 https://t.co/OdsoTZp3Nu +I don't know where my friend got his cock sleeve. I mean it's awesome; I've never had my cock sleeve scream and cry before. +On fucking god 😭 buddy should went out like scarface https://t.co/kGN0uXzVXn +Just saw the videos of the children .... fucking blow this guy off the face of the earth scumbag +REPOST, if you agree: It's time for Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi to go under a medical evaluation to see if they are fit to serve. +I hate when people in chats are talking about shoes and they mention Jordans, then I slowly realize they aren't talking about me 🙄😂 +When you forget who you were, you have no idea who you are. +Did you hear about Aretha Franklin? she's D.E.C.E.A.S.E.D. +"#ElderHolland ""Economic deprivation is a curse that keeps on cursing."" That's why I do what I do @EEDC. #ldsconf" +@freshalina I call those my ghetto nunchucks...the reason I went 2 jail as well :( +The site from which the above transcript is offers all major Hitler speeches and directives for historical reference and has been endorsed earlier . +Things I'm sick of today: Interracial couples on TV Fat models that I'm being told are beautiful Fags +what 's got arms , legs and feet ? the finish line at the boston marathon . +Drove over 300 miles in 2 days. Feel great about driving again...Then I hit a guy from the side. Badly. He was Fast + RightOfWay = Write Off +Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, Crazy Megyn Psycho Joe Dumb as a Rock Mica Sleepy Eyes Crying Chuck Crazy Bernie Low Energy Jeb Lyin’ Ted Little Marco Crooked Hillary Wacky Congresswomen Wilson Liddle’ Bob Corker Al ‘Frankenstein’ Jeff Flakey Pocahontas Little Rocket Man Sloppy Steve Thx @martinamarkota +Has anyone else worked out that all you need to do to halt the global spread of Islamic terrorism, is to stop the sale of Toyota pickups? +Rihanna says chains and whips excite her I doubt her ancestors felt the same +This 8am biology lab ain't no hoe 😩😭 +How do you make an 8 year old cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. +Yes, I have seen that so many times . +Yesterday I Went On A Walk, And On My Way Home I Was Impaled By A Bush, Do You Know What Else Was Impaled By A Bush? The Twin Towers... ;) +Have you heard of X’s new song? It’s an addition to his song “Dead Inside” called “And Out” +The only time I get laid will be in the coffin +What does a 14 year old girl and her fetus both say? My mom is gonna kill me. +On the other hand, I think it had value. Maybe. I can only hope that law enforcement watches that show. *sigh* +The fall guys: Weinstein Louis CK Kevin Spacey Yes, abhorrent, but distracting you from 1000 sealed indictments Real predators Clinton Podesta Alefantis Brock Epstein #qanon +Suicide fuel Average age for your first kiss is 15. +What did they call Jesus before he turned 18? Nailbate +RT @cpSqueak: each time I do it for ya I make that bad pussy behave +The highes gothic altar ever built This altar is placed in church of st. Jakub , in town Levoča . +MY ONLY COMPROMISE FOR #DACA IS MAKE #ENGLISH OFFICIAL LANGUAGE AND FORCE ALL IMMIGRANTS TO LEARN IT! +Pro tip: What I do; what I have... What you perceive about me ... how is that your fucking business? +It's funny when u get a black female mad they start acting ghetto then a bitch +ppl rlly be on their knees for trump without knowing a damn clue wtf is happening lol gratest kuntry in ze worldz!!! very informed!!! +The Supreme Court will hear the full travel ban case next month, so hopefully this kangaroo court nonsense will be dealt with once and for all. +view on gay rights what are your views gay rights i would like to know.i am not gay but i would like to know the mrms view on the topic +.@trishesdishes Can you be legally forced into parental obligations? Can your genitals be cut at birth? Does your right to vote have an *? +Why don't Pedophiles don't like to win races They just like to cum in a little behind +Anyone relying on government assistance will always vote based on their fear of that assistance being taking away by anyone or people who promote self reliance. +Trump just took his 14 Vacation in 10 Weeks at his US Golf Courses ! The cost to the Tax Payers is $44 million dollars so far! Ridiculous ! +So, just to save you all some time, BSD is my family. The only negative response GG ever received was from a non-dev. +Did you hear about the results of the Egypt and Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't +Almost 3 am...Husband is still at work. #marriedtohismoney #icookeddinnerdamnit #cantibeastayathomemomnow +Presumably you are not in favour of mass white immigration simply on the shallow account that they are agreeable to your sensibilities ? +Trump, Patriots win SB, UNC win natl title... 2017 shaping up to be just as bad as 2016. Only thing keeping shit afloat is that Clemson win +> You agreed that Democrats want to increase the minimum wage... Nope, I didn't. >...you said my point about the EPA was a good one... With the caveat that current leadership doesn't do enough and in many cases actively impedes upon measures that would make the EPA more effective, a la Clinton's recent shutdown of carbon taxes. [...] Neoliberal capitalists are. +Rules for life : Never Give Up Never Regret Your Decisions Try Your Best Forgive Just live life & Be happy 🙌🏽💪🏾 +maggots what 's the worst part about having sex with marilyn monroe ? maggots +You might be surprised to learn what people actually think when they’re allowed to speak freely. +Vanessa is such a fuckin faggot. +There is one good thing about Alzheimer’s... You get to meet new people everyday! +ALABAMA SENATE (64% in): Moore 53% in counties where he got 52% in 2012 (running one point ahead of 2012). +What is the difference between black fathers and football? Footballs coming home. +Guy in my apartment:: Do you have anything to listen to that a guy could like? Me:: This is my favorite artist...he's beautiful. Him:: Exactly. Because you're female. Me:: Actually I know a lot of guys that listen to him as well. Him:: And they're gay? Me:: Well, some of them are. And some of them aren't. I wish I would have called him out on his blatantly sexist comments. I felt disgusted, rejected, and as though my music interests are invalid. +White American non-Muslim woman:: Where you from? Me:: ( )ville. Her:: I am from there, too. Me:: We should have car-pooled into the city together. Her:: (laughs) But I meant...I thought you were an immigrant. She waits for me to define myself for her. Anyone who is not Native American is an immigrant. But that's not what she means. She wants the name of a country, a box to put me into. I say, "No," and she frowns at my not giving her the critical information. I walk away. She doesn't want to interact with me until she can categorize me. I wonder how many strangers have ever walked up to her and demanded a country in the first minute of the conversation. I want to scream, sorry to disappoint you, but I am not your ambassador to The Exotic! I am a Muslim-American woman who wears a headscarf, we are volunteering for a community service project. Made me feel small, annoyed. +" Those who can , Do... , ...Those who can't , Teach " Gotta feel sorry for sex education teachers then. +Got another nigga's bitch in my bed right now +Best part about my style & not having a precision cut is that I can scream "FUCK YOU, HAIR" while randomly jabbing/hacking w/box cutters. +I'm not judgemental So whenever I see someone driving slow in the fast lane, I never assume what gender she is. +Females and normies all want an expensive watch to show off on social media For the women it's an additional but necessary accessory in order to help them catch chads eye, for the normie males it helps them keep up with the joneses +Dark jokes is like food. Not everybody gets it. +It's not government money , it 's taxpayer money and they should spend it as they see fit . +what 's ariana grande 's favorite food ? bangers and mash +Her: Not tonight. I have the worst headache Him: What does that have to do with your asshole? +What did Jar Jar Binks say to the retired carpenter? "Meesa-thelioma" +Man gets a cold fizzy drink splatted in his face while driving, almost gets killed with his whole family, and is being prosecuted for slapping his attacker after he escapes plowing down a cliff +got myself a pair of burgundy 8 hole grindres on a low sole they kick as as far as I am concernd thats all I need +Back when there were proper Christian churches , and people attended them , this sort of music was available every Sunday . +Nothing's impossible and all you lame niggas showed me what not to do +How do you lower black unemployment? Send ‘em all back to the plantation +When bitches know they feeling stupid, they keep there sentences short. +One of the great treasures of living in San Diego is ready access to Mexican Twinkies made with real sugar and Mexican Coca Cola. +hey sandy , is your last name hook ? because i 'd like to shoot up a bunch of kids inside you . +Maria just turned down Zac Efron dick im disgusted +Jewish jamie oliver Who is the best jewesh cook of all time? HITLER +The media consists of people whose entire knowledge base is pulled from the first paragraph of Wikipedia articles +#klassikradio meets is my new fave for work. 3! @LindseyStirling hits in 1 afternoon #yaaaasss and + #queen + #nirvana 😍 +In 2018 I promise myself that I would make a much grander impact and also embrace who I'm truly am and Unleash The Freaky side of me +I got banned from r/feminism for defending rational thinking. +Considering the recent events in Vegas, one would expect low plane ticket prices from different airlines Even airlines hate incels. +Wht will B the future of international studnts who have dne their masters n planning to do job in US aftr new h1 guidlines @realDonaldTrump +How are cops and dentists alike? They take the black out of the white. +RT @FIirtationship: u know u fucked up when a girl sends you this https://t.co/TXNvMMvEmP +There are so many moms who flex their children on social media and treat their kids like shit in real life. It's sad . I see it a lot 😞 +I wish i had the courage for suicide I rlly do wish I was courageous enough to end it all, but sadly Im too cowardly for suicide. +Scam site @siesacgera1979 @support No posts so can't Report. +If I can't do the accent how can I say it the way they did? So white people can't do accents now? That's so not fair! +got my gym membership💓 can't wait to start eating right and getting my body in shape for summa👌🏼✌🏻💪🏼🤞🏻 +What is the difference between social justice warriors and babies? Babies eventually grow up and stop throwing tantrums every five minutes. +ITT post the longest amount of time you have gone without human contact. +Are you married? Are you single? If you're single, go out on a date with me. Then I'll sign. Are you single? +Islam is not compatible with our way of life in this green and pleasant isle.Irish people are white and Christian FFS ! +ofc tsjf is on hiatus during my break aka the only time i can actually stay up to watch the show and not be tired +Idek why I acknowledge that broke hoe 💀😂 ...sha-bye Even on my worst days bitch I'm still cuter than u +what 's the difference between jelly and jam ? i ca n't jelly my dick down your throat . +In an unassuming family house on a dead end in Verl an internationally known musician a recording studio right has for years operated . +If u a woman gamer on Mike and u in a chat wid men ... Jus know they gunna say all kina inappropriate shit to u +How are dentists and ur uncle alike? Both of them put hard thing in your mouth and make you cry +imagine yourself fucking your oneitis it will never happen for real +You can take affirmative-action, low IQ hoodrats like #MaliaObama out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the hoodrats. +This is your daily reminder: The only good Communist is a dead one. +How can you get thousands of people following you? Run through Venezuela with a packet of biscuits +Hanging out with guys does not make you a hoe +Not that it matters much cause you will still be pushed up against those wonderful minorities everywhere you go , and our children will go to schools where they are in the majority . +"every single ""friend"" i ever had already had their person they talk to everyday they had their best friend already and i was always left out" +if i had a twin tower for every gender . i would n't hate muslims so much +what s the difference between trayvon martin and george zimmerman zimmerman can dodge a bullet +@Tanner_Harris_ I've been knowing fag +New Orleans doesn't have money keep pumps running & pay backpay owed to fire fighters but they have millions of dollars to spend to white wash Democrats history. +LDAR update: I can't even drink anymore That's really not a good thing. +"Dont look at me then u troublesome bitch. ""why u use, so not you"" Lmao bcs i look pale without it and isnt changing girlier better?" +I’m the 10509105th person in the entire world to beat the Spider pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words +Why are digital color sliders true to life? Because black has a value of 0. +f you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. Dhirubhai Ambani +rookie1255 Dies. oh shame. There has been a terrible accident, rookie1255 has been killed in a car crash. Brilliant now other redditers have a chance to put some jokes on. R.I.P and good riddance. irritating Cunt. reddit will not miss you. +Our president is an idiot and a madman and I'm disgusted to be a part of this nation. +That's because she's a fkn child I hate that bitch I wish I could erase the whole 2.5 years I don't have no love no nothing but hate for her +How do you know when your big sister has started her periods? Your dad's dick tastes different +I think we should all do our noses a favor and make deodorant purchasable with food stamps. +You know, you talk about being a lesbian a lot, and your father and I aren't the only adults who find that off-putting. +How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to suck my cock +real shit these nigga was real!! These niggas was G'd up especially Devante, this movie gonna lit lol iaeno Swing was slapping niggas up +Woman Avoids Prison After Having Sex With drug Rehab Patients (xPost from r/news) +How do you make a plummer cry? You kill his family +Thor Soderberg , 43 , was shot and killed at 61st and Racine . +I wish my dad would start vaping So he can stop putting his cigarettes out with my arm... +I think dat @Miss_Facetious called me a nigger! What do move away from da dark side mean? +copy paste god made each and everyone of us until he got to china . copy paste . opy paste . +1 out of every 10 people in the world live next to a pedophile.. not me, I live next to a little boy with a phat ass +What's the difference between a jew and a Jamaican? One likes the get baked, the other doesn't. +Posts like these are why I'm embarrassed to be here. Take this unscientific, irrational shit back to /r/theredpill, please. +Had to use my rape whistle for the first time today and it was great! No one could hear her screams over it +"@ArrivaTW @StudentMark81 The money for the WiFi was provided by the DfT. They didn't ""splash"" anything." +“Mother I really don’t like the red soup” “Be quiet child. We get it just once a month” +why are n't there many christina grimmie jokes ? her fans keep shooting them down . +I don't understand rape whistles. I mean apart from the fact that it's quite difficult to rape someone and blow the whistle at the same time, it also has the added risk of alerting people nearby who could spoil your fun. +All we can do is replace Assad with psychological warfare! War will just create more ISIS👈🤷‍♀️it wont work! @Amb_Yakovenko @realDonaldTrump +Maybe some Asians will complain because a Asian kid is used for the adoption when most Asian countries will not adopt out to gays . +.@boxofbudgies Who said all? I can think of 2-3 doable feminists... +What’s good about an object that is brittle? She’s stuck on her wheelchair +Incels who think their lives will ever improve Jfl at them tbh, just fukin lol +Close your eyes Why the fuck are you watching nigga porn? +my brother wanted his balls to drop . so i gave him leprosy . +I snore very loud Enough that is scares the people I’m driving +Lovely young lady even with the tassled hair or early morning frown : For the record ; I do n't think you need a coffee . +I think anyone who wants to give up the Swedish welfare state is an enemy of Sweden and certainly no nationalist . +It's wise to think in terms of `` 3 's '' when stocking up . +If money can fix anything, the New Jersey public school system would be producing most of the world's greatest scholars instead, in many of the largest and most expensive public schools, a majority of the students don't even graduate or even know how to read. +Now that person has been doxxed on 8chan. And despite this being the person who posted my & others' home address, suddenly he sees a problem +What is similar between the Polar Express and my pastor? They both come fast and pick up a lot of young children. +Why are #teabaggers so interested in saving people who are Muslim? Does Syria have oil? #morningjoe +Showerthought: The word "creep" is essentially "slut" for men. +Don't resist the one person who will look past all the faults and just see You and love You because you're his #godlovesyou #youregoodenough +Typically mine are fairly low. They dropped especially when they realized I wasn't bothering to engage many blocked users. +The BEST looking BODY is the best looking FACE. +@timfarron @guardian we've already had our say. We had a referendum and voted to leave with or without a deal & become independent again. +"@nicktitanmill @CNNPolitics When has trump let a little, inconsequential thing like ""evidence"" or proof stop him from making accusations?" +I fucked my girlfriend When my mom found out she hit me and told my sister to stop doing that. +What do Michealangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both use brains to paint the ceiling. +Over 4k upvotes in /r/nottheonion about Bahar Mustafa, comment section is completely deleted and closed. +Awesome win last night for the Colorado Rockies baseball team! I miss home sometimes just watching them play! +Every girl that evee liked me (in any way) was a psycho And then thought I was too psycho to talk to. +What is the similarity between gays and tomahawks? You can see both flying around Muslims +Happy Thanksgiving to everybody, even you fucking Nazis. +What do you call spaghetti from Poland Warsaw Spaghetto +RT @shaitaanjerry: This is how u tell ur boss:- I don't fucking care about the rules of ur fucking office https://t.co/UGZzjAXXF7 +"@wolviexforce when I was 4 and first read ""Skeletor- Evil Lord of Destruction"" I was all ""hell yeah!""" +I want to learn to play the guitar >:( Because I want to finger A Minor. +Frozen peas and ibuprofen. My new best friends # cripple +how do you kill ten flies at once ? just hit an african kid in the face with a shovel . +My great-grandpa died in Auschwitz Poor man was drunk and fell out of a watchtower. +I'm about to push this niggah off my seat trying to squish me and shit +What do job opportunities and me have in common My uncle has taken advantage of both +TV-Show: Supernatural - S12E16 Ladies Drink Free (D0D81F3277FC0EBD25EA63212DAE4A02) #eD2K #Supernatural #LadiesDrinkFree +If nothing else, that stupid bumpfire is dead. +How do you run a successful business without getting overwhelmed? Systemize, Automate, Delegate. #nikastewart +Niggas always playing Madden that shit type boring 🙄 +@DocBastard Or in this case measles. Jesus Christ people are fucking stupid. https://t.co/1xvMcDsabY +I actually have to take some law classes for my degree , What 's cited is that it 's impossible to treat all people equally because of their behavior . +#IAmSoWhite Sex on white sheets is like a game of "Where's Waldo" @Sidephase @lovelymiss @RaviCrux @OccamsEpilady @HonkeyKong @JimLosi @HorrorQueen @3DAngelique @LonesomeHomestead (this could take a while.... heh) +Find it so rude to think I haven't had time to clean my house this week what disrespect it be to catch a thief in my house uninvited with a missy house lmao..😂 whatever funny tho thank God for my security set up though.. +"@HeirToAllmight She chuckled along with her ""Boy or girl, it doesn't change who I am ! I'm a huge hug loveeeer !""" +What Trump should do to gays [Removed] +Ronald McDonalds must give out £10k to the employee who gives out the least amount of sauces each month! Need to be a shoplifter to get 2 +why did the aussie necrophiliac go the fridge ? he fancied a cold one . +You know you need a girlfriend when you flick through a porn website going "seen it, seen it, seen, seen, that's a good one, seen..." +I can’t tell why my daughter’s bleeding... Is it her period or did I break her hymen this time? +RT @tommy_kayyy: Aye little bitch y'all niggas hirin? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/F0nTMVCDio +@Just_JayyTee @Slick_Conseco Wait, I just peeped badbadnotgood. This shit is gunna be insane +Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot. +Testosterone: "shithole countries" Estrogen: "if i had a son, he'd look like trayvon" any questions? +RT @SlimBlanco_: “@YSDrillary: bitches is so corny” SOOOOOOO corny ! +Thanks, GABBERS for the followers SCREW YOU twitter, for keeping me below 500 for years... +A couple times guilds would keep a spot open for me, people wanted to nab me before I'd raided with another guild for the week +you have a moral duty as an upstanding citizen and white person to have that baby removed from her wretched hands and have it be properly cared for. to hell with your degenerate friend , put your fear aside and do whats right for the baby 's sake . +i 'm not racist some of my best soaps are jews . +“@Livefromthe_A: These Niggaz bitches hiding behind gangs they ain't in 💯 🐸☕️” 🙌💯 +yeah it just jews stealing stuff from other martial arts. dont worry about it unless they try to recruit you for the mossad +They may be on to something Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends - YouTube P.S. Please do n't bite my head off , this is mostly for entertainment purposes . +Russians are now implementing american methods of schooling. First effects? A student just blew himself up in a school in Crimea, killing at least 18 +Just lol at my subhumanity My face looks like a melted piece of plastic due to asymmetry and negative canthal tilt +"YOU RIGHT 😂but you see what you wanna see and hear about the ""Facts"" that you were told but behind closed doors is my business, ya know ??" +What does a ghost with an unwanted pregnancy do? She gets an aBOOtion. It all could've been prevented if she used BOO control, or plan BOO +Why was Auschwitz the best hotel in the world? It had more than 1 million stars +my mom was chocking up after my grandmas death so i took my dick out her mouth +And not being able to do my fav things like going to the cinemas, people watching, festivals & stargazing +What's the difference between between a baby and a sex partner? Nothing Edit: Actually I don't eat the sex partner +I know Keds Janice is somewhere sitting hiding somewhere with her witness protection wig on after that Pepsi flop. She thought +I just finished developing a website for an orphanage It doesn’t have a home page. +Why are black people fast runners? All the slow ones are in jail +I was licking my grandma's pussy the other day When suddenly I tasted horse cum. Thats when I realized how she died. +Can't stand the Yankees but Jeter hitting a home run in his final at bat in NYC would be cool. Getting beaned would be better! +I have witnessed over 500 rapes in 10 days of ISIS camps... To be honest, 50 times per day was a little bit exhausting +@MattWalshBlog Wouldn't suggest that Christ's own mother isn't in hell but she would have had to submit to Him as well. +Black cops must police Blacks Brown cops must police Brown's And US FOLK WILL LIVE IN PEACE ! +What do you call a muslim in a church? A mass shooting survivor. +Send me your location, let's focus on communication', cause I just need the time and place to come thru 🎧 +What comes 9 weeks after dogs matting season? The roadkill season. +I feel so fucking awful for you if you're that closed minded +Had a nightmare last night where I found out I was pregnant and now I'm super horrified and anxious at my psyche. +What do you call an accidental pregnancy A fucking accident. +what am i missing out on being uncut i'd like to know what i am missing out on since i am circumcised, i have read that the foreskin contains 50% of the nerve endings and acts as a natural lubricant but i'd like to know how do you feel being uncut.. what do you do differently etc +A woman posts her story about how a hotel called her to make sure a man didn't rape her, everyone thinks it's awesome. +One day you gone catch me on a bad day and I'm gone go off on yo ass 😊😊😊 +I don't understand how that can be a fucking priority to someone 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ + You Tube has Censored our Channel because we have been trying to Expose the Normalizing of Pedophilia by Elites etc (including University Prof.'s etc) #Pizzagate #Pedogate #SaveTheChildren #SpeakFreely #NWO #Luciferians #DivideAndConquer #Lies +4 nil up, why get involved!? Grow a pair and get on with it and stop fucking whining +What does an SJW and american student have in common? They get triggered +RT @ratchetouiIle: KIM, SWEETIE. IM SO SORRY. IM SO SORRY THAT AN UGLY ASS BITCH LIKE THIS WOULD EVEN SAY THAT, OH MY GOD https://t.co/mCux… +@ProWLegacy @TennesseeHoney_ can you count its 1-3 idiot💯 +"@barrowmanfan4ev that's a lot of years of hearing ""it's just a phase!"" You do you!!! #gettingbi #bitwitter ❤" +I fucking hate College All the fucking Day the normies were mocking/laughing at me because they say I don't talk, wtf how I could talk if I was the only one without a social group, it's easy to them to talk like that because they are already have a group of friends, fucking normies piece of shit +Fucked up my foot when I tripped over myself smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ +They say punching kids is bad, *it sure is fun though.* +What did #Mbeki do so bad that the #ANCNEC recalled him? If #Zuma has set the bar for what's required to be impeached? #CabinetReshufffle +He uhhh ..they just..pawwin her soo ..tht hurt..u wont get dime..after tht how dare u..plea then lol..soo idk maybe i thought it was father +If Africa had more mosquito nets... ..we could save millions and millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS. +If an anti-White submits an ignorant or profane post , then calling him/her a stupid ass , lame brain knucklehead is not a racial slur . +I want my fucking cousin yo 😢😢 u know i ont fucking cry but u got my eyes pouring +Why lesbian marriage doesn’t work out? Who’s genna eat all those sandwiches +what is alqaidas favorite football team ? [ removed ] +"Like... correct me if I'm wrong but... Doesn't pimpin involve 'smackin bitches for money'?" +"Matt Mernagh & Tracy Curley are the hosts for this dedication to well known activist Dave Easterbrook, AKA ""Guppy... https://t.co/aHxWkx33mh" +I love you oh Lord my strength the Lord is my rock my Fortress my deliverer my God my rock in whom I take refuge my shield and the Horn of my salvation my stronghold I call upon the Lord who is worthy to be praised +just heard on the radio , that the local council have decided to give in and they have all been housed in emergency accomodation with the promise of a house on the a new social housing development in that area . +I love fucking german girls ... but I hate how they always are screeming their age +What’s the best thing about fucking a 5 year old girl? You can flip her over and pretend she’s a 5 year old boy. +Someone asked me if I went to church as a kid. Does the basement count? +TronCat was slain! 187,671xp lost (1,390,290 -> 1,202,619) 41 Total Levels lost (859 -> 818) 113 Ranks lost (175 -> 288) +what ’s a man ’s favourite part of a train ? the mis - carriage +The Atlanta Airport blackout was because lines were cut. +What's pink and orange, and lays at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed armbands. What's pink, red and orange, and floats in a pool? Armbands with a slashed baby. +Going Private What decides who can still see the sub when it goes private? +don't give power to blacks THEY WILL MONKEY IT UP Tryin to be racist AUTOMOD HOW DID I DO? +how many babies does it take to paint a wall ? depends on how hard you throw them +My pastor said you guys, like, worship the darkness. Is that true? +Why I will never watch Parks and Recreation ever again (x-post /r/PandR) +Michael Howard is a fucking half-baked war-mongering idiot. A refugee from good sense. All these Tory twats want is WAR?! +What can you say both during sex and at a Texan BBQ? Can I get some more, Dad. +Anybody who is rooting for #worldwar3 is a fucking imbecile. +FUCKING COP THAT DEFENCE YOU MAMMOTH PACK OF CUNTHEADS +I wish I were asexual Imagine not having to feel the torture of unfulfilled sexual instincts. +My friend gave birth to a brain-dead baby They solved the problem by becoming vegans +Crack cocaine can steal your bitch from you +The great Polish ( but half French ) composer , Frederic Chopin . +Had my first super offensive Twitch username in chat today. Didn't know how to handle it, just addressed, banned and reported. They suck. +One more example of how far we still have to go +Anyone tried literally getting down on your knees and begging for sex? +Things conservatives have fought to conserve in 2017: - Obamacare - 16 year old war in Madmaxistan - DACA +Oh look, the Joy Luck Club. +During a conversation revolving around costumes. The main perpetrator is K, who used to be my friend. A, referring to K:: She wants to look Asian. K, trying to deny seeming like an Asian fetishist:: Not! I'd never want to look Asian! Me (of Chinese descent):: What's wrong with looking Asian? K:: They're just so Asian, you know? I think being white looks better. You can see why she's not my friend any more. +OMG This bitch on the Tico wont STFU ALREADy!!!! +Id like to congratulate Mac Miller today Mac Miller, Id like to congratulate you today on being 1 week sober +Little fucking slut. You have a bf and you still want to act and dress like that. Disgusting. +what 's the worst part about raping a deaf woman ? breaking her fingers so she ca n't tell anyone . +I think its time Not to blame the Coaches, Our players are Fucked Up!!! +I am such a nerd ;))))) I love Big Bang Theory BAZINGA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zimbabwe XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD +I call this: "the black paradox" If a black man is blind,is he more black? &#x200B; &#x200B; +I wonder if casinos in Vegas will stop offering complimentary shooters? +My god , what were your parents thinking ???? +The fact that Trump is hated by the liberals, RINOs, Muslims, anti-americans, porn peddlers, the moral deviants in Hollywood and Washington, hip hop thugs, and other empty-headed wackjobs, makes me all the more certain that he's the right man for the job. +I'm sure you can speak to this. +It seems to me that if she had really wanted this book published, it would've been published by now. This whole story seems so bunk. +"How nice on Friday to get a positive message from parents about @Weetangera PS. ""We are very lucky to be part of WPS' community"". 😀" +What does a horse say to a fellow horse that continues to try a task over and over even though it is a waste of time? Quit beating a dead Christopher Reeves. +I hate to break it to all these boomer cucks looking down their noses at Charles Manson, but they're the villains who destroyed America, not him +Do you know what’s good about dead kids jokes? They never get old +most nursing homes are already staffed by ferals... old white people are suffering elder abuse at an alarming rate....its only going to get worse. +Any important topic you're told you're not allowed to talk about should immediately raise your suspicions as being something you really need to talk about. +I'm running on 2 hours of sleep i have hw and a precal test to study for and all i wanna do is sleep fck +What's so horrible about homophobic mosquitoes? A lot of them will die from aids +me: (raspy voice from coughing and exhaustion) fuck +ie: your fucking bible, philistine... *probably not going to get the reference... sad... +Sex is like solving Squareroots If its under 16, it's easier for it to do. +I was driving through Brooklyn, IA last month. It was surprising how fit all the U of Iowa students are. I was really impressed with this girl I saw out for a run. She was maintaining pace with a car! +What's white, red, and on the floor? A gay person in Saudi Arabia +Still doing the Q&A this week. I'm gonna be doing it in school so send me questions using #AskZuqqo 🤘🏽 +how do you blind fold a chinese person ? using dental floss +"Don't tell someone you ""love"" that your waiting for them to be great, instead encourage and help them to be." +What has one arm, four legs and a bloody dick? A pedophile Pitbull on the playground. +What do you call a jew who isn’t greedy? [Error 404 - not found] +didn't bought the Subaru Legacy B4 Twin Turbo when it was offered for 1.9mil, now its worth 3.3 million, I'm such an idiot +You heard the rumors, my take: @andrzej_fonfara vs. @AdonisSuperman - close to happening, but not done... yet. #boxing +What's the difference between me and New York? I have twins. +Dad : Do you know what your brother said when he lost his virginity? Son : Dad, please don't! Dad : Exactly +I finally have internet. AND I figured out I can control my FireTV Stick from my phone! I love today ish +...I'm so exhausted and I need to sleep Or climb the great Divide Or wake up beside myself just to know I'm alive... +Have you been thinking that people who tomorrow may be living a hell can be your family? @realDonaldTrump fucking asshol !!!!!!! +Why can't Paralympians be Cold War politicians? Because they can't compete in an arm's race +The "ugly" dude that dates beautiful women is extremely rare and those men are almost certainly cucks It doesn't matter how good his personality may be, no woman wants to fuck an unattractive man especially when they have more attractive options. +Why have feminists and the social media been silent on the jian ghomeshi trial? +Fucking North Carolina keeps fucking my bracket up +TIL that Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old girl • /r/todayilearned +I passed my final I feel marginally better than i did before lol +IMO-Donald Trump is as effective as POTUS as Melania Trump is gracious as FLOTUS. +Why are black men good at basketball? The whole purpose is to run, shoot and steal. +Why do black people love Chick-fil-A? Because they are a Christian company. What did you think I was going to say? +Acquaintance at work:: Do you have a boyfriend? Me:: No A:: But why not? You're so pretty! Me:: Aww thanks. A:: Where are you from? Me:: I'm from Mexico A:: Really? You're Mexican? But you're so skinny! Me:: *Horrified look* Asian coworker in the bathroom. Made me feel offended and confused. 1) You can't assume every Mexican looks the same, so ignorant. 2) Boys are not every girl's priority all the time. +How do you stop a black guys from hanging out in front of your house? Hang them outback instead. +Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Two Mennonite +When the tea party people have a event and very few minorities show up its the White tea party people who are racist . +My 3yr old loves @StephenCurry30 She also loves @DisneyMoana & Frozen. It will blow her tiny mind 2 see him singing both! #CarpoolKaraoke +Where are all the famous people I see on TV asking for monthly donations to stop animal abuse? Am I to believe what you say? Then show up!!! +Everyone on my MSN gets all manner of pics ( ) but I 've never put any up here so here goes Some pics from about a year ago and a small anigif from a week ago heh Robin +Can someone help me find an ol ' comrade of mine who 's now rotting in a California Prison for his next two lives for allegedly victimizing anti-racist scum ? +What do you call a guy who is at your door and is a quadruple amputee? Matt +why do n't elderly women have smear tests ? have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich ? +What does Florida and the NY Jets QB have in common? Both are taking a big hit this Sunday +Annual theatre festival organizers decide to make the playwrights women-only (I guess creating a new festival is too difficult and risky, and marginalizing half of the theatre community isn't) +the 2 things i really wish i could enjoy eating are sushi and avocado. like i just wanna be a normal 23 year old and go to sushi w my frans🙄 +"Wow what a great turn out for the school election!" A special thanks to our special friends who designed the posters, dickens school dyslexia club! *several disgruntled men in the audience get up to leave* +I hear these Spanish and Oriental kids speaking and I think they must speak English because they go to school and have to communicate with their teachers. +My gpa passing in Dec has forced me to be a stronger person, was successful until last week when I lost T. Today I… https://t.co/Hp7WDLPCSB +i like my women like i like my cigars . cuban , shipped in bulk and years old . +I been a real busy boy with my girl pregnant and all the hell if been dealing with to get here and I feel guilty for taking time for myself in playing games when I know I should bask in it before my little one here if earn a little me time at least..😥 +I'm chewing ice on Discord and now KG just hears the crunch and slurp of satisfaction. I like the cronch. +we had a great depresion many years a go some went outside the law just to make a living when you cant find a job and have nothing to eat you will do what you have to do , the people i mentioned never went on trial and were never convicted +If the human body is 60% water That means Africans are 100% human +[x-post] Men are seen as criminals before parents. +9 fucking days 😩🐐 @chrisbrown I can't waiiiiiitttttt +@FoxNews @nypost I aplaud this initiative, it's to give more equality to black Americans at the college. +unstable at the beginning is your first sign. A new relationship shouldn't have big issues from the start. [...] There are SO MANY people...SEVEN MILLION in the world, you can totally find a dude who is into you...this dude is NOT. +Being ugly is a death sentence Its like being a stillborn +Israel is that ex-girlfriend w a drinking problem who cant accept that you dumped her 50 yrs ago, and she keeps showing up to family events, drunk, trying to mingle w everyone except you, and youre like, “wtf are you even doing here, no one here likes you” and she stares back w an empty smile +I tend to ignore people who hate rape jokes They’re just so butt hurt. +When a pussy nigga socks you and doesn't knock you out. +If you didn't get sexually explicit things roared at you in O'Connell street by weird men, did you even go to town? +The greatest to ever line up at safety would have been 34 today. RIP to the 🐐, Sean Taylor. https://t.co/sXTi0v63FR +TheZumbaSisters : Every affiliate marketer ought to see this: This is absolutely Amazing! https://t.co/kEhLPEKRQF https://t.co/o2ROZnMEgB +Being a bad bitch on the side, Might not appeal to fools like you. +Reducing cost with cloud: putting focus on business, that's really where you are going to see savings - #CIO of @antarescapital on #cxotalk +My sister decided to get an abortion. Would have been cool to be a biological daddy. +Is asleep in a hospital bed. Not wanting to wake up. her heart monitor was at a normal rate https://t.co/QIKXazo6s8 +I'm pissed off because I'm sick and I can't sleep because of it +@mccraw_birkie5 @linnea_molotov @minnesotajo @FoxNews @POTUS @VP @NSC We know that godbots are idiots. +The hardest part of a vegetable What is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair. +My jokes are like the poor population. Ignored by most people. +Don't make up excuses for why I'm wrong, and they're right. You don't respect your children's privacy. They won't respect you later in life. +Just ran into my friend and casting giant George Pierre . Good seeing you brother. Thanks for always dropping jewels. +RT @BROTlPS: im fucking done https://t.co/1ddg9aKesC +Sean,welcome to our hate community r u from new york city ? if so i 'm sure u have some stories or racial issues . +Follow Up Action Opportunity: Ask the Government to Let 17 Year Old Illinois Foster Child Isaiah Speak about His Rape With his Pastor +I met a eunich the other day I told him to grow a pair +what 's another name for a mosque ? minesweeper +#Justice4CCE13 Still we believe in the judicial system of Pakistan Save merit save Sindh.Collective punishment will make terrorists +LIFESAVERS What do LifeSavers do that men can't? Come in 5 flavors! +A good window or floor fan does the job of white noise much better than a TV . +there 's no need for pill birth control ! most women have a perfectly good mouth . +What was the last thing that went through the head of the man on the 81st floor during 9/11 The 82nd floor +I miss when there were <5,000 subscribers Fucking normies +Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview. +We need to stop joking about 9/11 It really needs to stop as it a day if memorial for the brave sacrifices of our noble countrymen , Muhammad and Ahmed +Bannon and Trump must have just decided... " Hey let's really mess with Matt Drudge..." +America First Agenda: -Build the Wall, Deport them All -End birthright citizenship -Legal immigration moratorium -Shall Not Censor -Title IX for political affiliation on campus - student loans dischargable in bankruptcy - student loans backed by universities -copyright reform - end disparate impact +Why did 10 have PTSD Because it was in 9/11. ....yes i stole this joke sue me +Don't forget... Sign up for Proton Mail, much more secure than Google or whatever you're probably using. +Whitefish, Montana - YouTube Gopro Whitefish MT - YouTube Going to Hungry Horse Dam - Montana 2011 - YouTube Blacktail Mt Snow Day - YouTube Endless Skijoring in Swan Valley - YouTube East Glacier , MT to Hungry Horse , MT along Route 2 at sunset !!! +What's in common between plants and u/ScroogeMcEdgeLord? Neither should breathe oxygen +stopped going to the barber... i actually stopped going to hairdresser and cut my own hair with trimmer since like 2 years, cuz i couldnt bare sitting there, looking in the mirror of my ugly self +What do black people and Batman have in common? Robin +One of the hardest things about not working on a team out of an office is never letting myself sleep in. Coffee, save me. +Pray everyday, Grind, Eat healthy, work out, conquer your goals, remain happy, love the person you're with or if you're single Love yourself +All girls on my campus are taken or fucking the football team/frats Fuck my life +What do Margaret Thatcher and Kevin Spacey have in common? They both fuck miners +what 's the difference between children and isis ? drones ca n't tell either . +Been doing things. Going to have some pretty automated stuff to show you all soon, but for now, some kinda neat stuff I found. +why are black people so cheap ? because they 're the jews that survived the oven ! +What's the snack that smiles back? A miscarriage +Some dude tried scamming me on eBay😂😂 worthless pieces of shits +when a "former incel" posts... "bro i was incel in 9th grade but i decided to change that by putting my mind to it and by 10th grade i was no longer incel!" +#YesAllWomen are unsurprised when men think murder is fair retribution for getting turned down for a date. +LIAR @DevinNunes must resign from House Intel Cmte for collusion w/#traitor Trump. @AdamSchiffCA #Impeach45 #RussiaGate +DNC to pick new election slogan out of four finalists: 1) 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' ' 2) Vote for Democrats or everyone dies,' 3) 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 4) 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies' +The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you, it is when you don't understand yourself. +"RT @ali_tha_bel: You a fucking lair if you say ""you can dare call your parents over to your room to watch porn with you 😂😂😂""" +Spicer's go-to response to tough questions is to call them odd, weird, about wrong things, filled w/false premises, motivated by agendas etc +"Becky: *is pregnant* *rhetorically asks* ""Have you guys ever tried to sleep with a watermelon in your pajamas?"" Joey: ""Yeah, once.""" +RT @HELL3RELL: Today is the only day you hoes get a pass for being a fool😂 +what 's the best thing about duct tape ? turns no no no into mm mm mm . +Work in the Internet without investment | MIDEAST STOCKS-Gulf starts Q2 on weak note, newly merged Abu Dhabi bank outperforms - Reuters htt +I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless guy the other day... He told me to fuck off and get my own. +I support reproductive rights Every man should have the right to reproduce, regardless of if women find him unattractive. +The end of the one-six soccer tale as we crash out in the semi-finals after a sick ass game. +Why is mother nature mad? Somebody must have pissed her off! Its rainingg hard af! +One more thing: Is anyone here besides me more love-shy than incel? +"I canny believe that ""sandwiches"" here are actually 10ft tall burgers served wae a bowl of chips the size ae ma heed" +According to the poll there 's still a resistant bunch that 's still got the confusion of the devil in' em , but we 'll keep working until they turn around . +The way these niggas hate I hope they get a check for it +People who work 30+ hours/week are the biggest cuckolds in the world Beeing homeless and incel is better than beeing a slave and incel +The idea that teaching men not to rape will work is similar to the concept of telling any Thief not to steal. +Lookin for God cause the Devil after me, but why would he acknowledge me if I haven't givin him the time of day till now that I need him +I had a reeeaally deep thoufht in my dream involving lemons but woke up and totally can't remember but it felt like the answer to life ugh +why does the nba give out trophies ? because blacks are afraid of belts . +he died doing what he loved committing suicide +I'm at the function and forgot my fucking blunts bro +What is Jesus’s favorite gun??? A nail gun +Somebody needs to help the people in Alabama They don't know the difference between Ancestry.com and Tinder +My girlfriend kept getting children So i told her to cut it out +why are there birds chirping at fucking 5:50am, go to sleep +Evidence of MarchAgainstTrump moderator using 5 bot accounts to post almost 5000 articles to their sub in under 2 months • r/RedditCensors: Admins selectively let bots on reddit as part of a pattern of pro-feminist liberal, anti gender equality, anti-mensrights policies. +What happens when you fart in a synagogue? It turns into a holocaust memorial +RT @HilariousBubble: Texting bitches at 11:12, making their wish come true. +dubs are just so fucking terrible in any game it's so inconsistent +If they 're not related , they 're not all Slavs . +#FirstAmendmentAndBoobs you can't have one without the other +Looks like asians have more balls than us gutless white people . +John Lennon was such a lonely person. I’m glad someone’s got his back. +My first time having sex was like the first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind +Wow, what does your dad do? +I like my coffee like I like my women Black, bitter and preferably fair trade +The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. +I'm not sexist but Happy Days >> Joanie Loves Chachi +My life... +"@ShawnMendes ill stop the caps...why couldn't u warn us today !?!! a quick tweet saying "" HEY IM GONNA BE LOOKING GOOD ASF WATCH OUT """ +it 's only days to christmas . i fucking hate christmas . whoever invented it , should be crucified . +ppl are dying and u think NOW is the time to bring that up... she wouldve done the same thing if she had the time ... +It baffles me that you can sit there and call someone a pussy for not saying anything to you, yet you do the exact same thing 😂 +RT @InkMyHoleBody: This nigga is a fuckin faggot https://t.co/e3m6tujnhF +People of mixed-race are so beautiful! Puerto Rico has the most beautiful women! +Not ever having legitimate female contact is the single regret I have I've travelled to other countries, have friends, went to parties, smoked weed, went to an university, always had the material things I wanted, fucked hookers It's sad +What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make bad Hunters. +They were talking about this on another thread and the first choices were for Coke and Taco Bell . +If it goes against the official story then that is Holocaust Denial and she must serve time in modern gulag . +What do you do with a skin head after you fucked it? Put it back in the stroller/buggy +Comparing these pictures to pictures with serbs I do n't see much difference between them and albanians , the same Dinaric and Mediterranean subtypes . +roses are red, my dad is BLACK he went to the store and never came back +THE TRUMP BIT WAS THE LAST STRAW. THANKS FOR HAVING US EVERYONE WE'VE BEEN @AuntyDonnaBoys . GO SEE EVERYONE. +the people at 1999 columbine high school thought it was a regular day. but little-ton they know +Soccer The chapecoense players who didnt get selected for the final can now say they're the best of the team... +What was your defining moment when you realised you were Incel? +Do you think we should bring back segregation but for incels and non-incels ? +"#808news Where's the BIAS media @KHONnews @EvelynNFarkas admitted She & FMR colleagues were the leakers! ""not enough coming out to the open""" +what is more fun than throwing babies off of a cliff ? standing at the foot of the cliff , trying to catch them with a pitchfork . +Bought an Asian sex doll today, they are brilliant... They blow themselves up +what 's the difference btwn a black guy and a bike ? the bike wo n't start singing when you put chains on it +Why should they learn to read when the liberal jews down at the welfare office will tell them where to make their mark . +Question for gymcels Have/do any of you guys also do anything like a martial art or just strictly go do weights/cardio at the gym? +Forward-looking statements can be identified by words such as: "anticipate," "intend," "plan," "goal," "seek," "believe," "project," "estimate," "expect," "strategy," "future," "likely," "may," "should," "will" and similar references to future periods. +Check out #whiteproverbs, it is making my day. +I have been coming here for a while now as a guest and today i finally decided to join so here i am . +White men and women who have many white children and teach them.to be white nationalist do more for our cause than these groups . +Happy Valentine's Day The girl you like is probably fucking chad today. +It's okay that you're gay, just please stick with white girls. +Felt like I had to submit this response here...this is what's wrong with our system. +"@jkarsh @FINALLEVEL I heard the first few bars and was like WTF... ""I am a nightmare walking psychopath talkin....""" +@MFoani_24 nigga yes you do! Take me on a ride in that bitch pleaseee +Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere +"@Holbornlolz ""Headscarves Off"" - the new UK Tory song to legitimise selling arms to murder folk? It used to be ""jaickets aff"" in Glasgow!" +Hey I'm all for gender equality but..... They really shouldn't be given many opportunities if they're just gonna go screw it up like the YT shooter. +Who needs skin-colored paint? Ok. Now who needs paint that isn't skin-colored, like purple or brown? +what 's stephen hawkings favorite food ? his shouder +What does the “X” in Malcolm X stand for? nigger +Ima prove em wrong every fucking time, mama I got em +Grant bitches more than a 14 year old white bitch +If you did a stand up comedy show for alzheimer’s patients you could last 2 hours with just the one joke. +Right now when I think of WASP 's , I think of New England liberals who have never had a taste of diversity in their life . +what do you get if you cross arnold schwarzenegger with george zimmerman ? arnold shootzenigger . +We spent too much time and effort worrying about Blacks while the Asians and Hispanics , were the ones carrying the ball . +Stephen Hawking walks into a bar Haha just kidding he can’t +1 more hr till class ends I must endure the mogging for one more hour +If you're confused about some of these things let me simplify it for you: the Jew is never on your side..........ever. +@floridalex51 might need you to pummel a bitch 👊👇 +Surving high school has a whole new meaning. +I hate people who are passive aggressive because I am aggressive and I will aggressively tell you how and why and the ways you piss me off 😂 +hi guys i have just registered in order to say my opinion from my experience in real life or internet about your issues . +Some niggah said sugapuss to me lastnight 😹😹😹 +Klopp is prepared to abandon idealism & ‘win ugly’ to secure the Champions League following the injury to Sadio Mané. (Chris Bascombe) +Calling someone sexist = worse than sexism. I'm glad of the daily allotment of male tears, though, they keep my skin fresh and dewy +Hey if you're too pussy to cheer for the oilers that's cool just step aside and keep my name out your mouth +Get hit by a large vehicle/crashes car in #Eastenders = bruised cheek. Take a bath with music = certain death. +What would you call a Chinese guy with a big penis? So Long +Woman's march With every woman marching for freedom who was home to make dinner? Wonder how many came home to a black eye +I need to wash my fucking dog. He smells like a foot. +What’s the worst part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on. +Have you ever tried African food? Neither have they. +A minor chord If you arpegio A minor chord that technically meams you are fingering A minor +This fucking horrible mixture of lord of the flies and borstal and hell of lost bad boys, and the fear and panic when they turn into donkeys +Have you ever wondered why Cottonee, the cotton Pokemon... ...is exclusive to Pokemon Black? +She's hard working, like an Asian. +Which is fine, I guess. But she went out of her way to talk to wadhwa. Interesting, no? +Guys, I recommend Hitler's latest comedy show... ...it's a gas +Be extra careful on the roads today, us men will be drinking which means our women will be doing the driving +What do you call 5 black people having sex together? A threesome. +This wasn't a case of false accusation, it was mistaken accusation. +what is blue and hangs in my front yard? My slave I can paint him whatever color I want. +In the Great War white men fought with heavy weapons . +So sad to hear about this. Our thoughts are with Amanda's family and friends. + https://t.co/bf4nLPBCAf +Random guy at a bar:: So you're a lesbian? Me:: Yup. Guy:: That's hot. I'm 24 years old. This happens often in various settings. Makes me feel patronized, like guys will never understand that my sexuality has nothing to do with them. +The world is made for women and Chads, all incels are misfits Nobody wants anything to do with us, the goverment has systemtaticly opressed us from childhood to be introverted nerds who stay inside and sit by our computers so that we dont bother other people +I played D2 for years as a way to pass the time but I got bored waiting on v1.10 to be released and stopped playing . +Heard we had a Porn Bot problem today while I was gone Who was the Porn Bot anybody know +"Those ratchet broads don't represent me but YOUR white ass can't talk trash about them 'cause you on racist shit" Black +RT @MLPerkinsJr: Overtime bitches. +If two flaming corpses ran in a race? Would it end in a dead heat +Angel Islington - An Immaculate Conception - London Street Art on my Art Supply Run #art #artist… https://t.co/17e71S7ZsQ +This comment chain describes how women feel when incels talk to them +I'm planning on being in ireland within the next year . +A chad tried to help me pick up a girl today She thought he was joking.. feelsbadman ;_; +What is the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass +ie: they will still feel this way in 5 years. lollll. +It basically says the Ancient Egyptians were Nordic or Nordic dominated , despite that being almost impossible . +@mel0_yell0w ain't that a bitch. +What’s the worst part of having ADHD Being sent to the concentration camp +A unicorn flew into a church... The priest said, "You cannot come here! and you're not supposed to fly!" The unicorn, incapable of understanding the human language, ignores the priest and promptly rapes him. +So I heard Rick Ross wants to collab with Lil Peep.... +They get to see thousands of years of History and Culture and Bloodlines destroyed . +How many dead children does it take to power a lightbulb Apparently 42 isn't enough cause it's still dark in my basement +There might have been a time when civic nationalism could have worked, before one party promised everything to every minority on just that basis and generations of weaponized academia and media turned being white into an unconquerable enemy in one context, yet strangely hopeless cuckolds in others. +Leftism: when you want to have your cake and eat it and then blame others when you get fat. +3 issues fixed: - Polls were taking long to vote - Reposters were not listing - Post revisions were loading slowly #gabchangelog +Normies are having Projext X parties while you shit post Life is unfair huh. +"I love you just the way you are", I passionately sang to my ex-girlfriend. Then I put the flowers on her grave. +RT @dattniggamatt_: I'm a cool ass nigga lbs..it's rare if a mf don't like me..nigga you either hating or mad cus yo bitch choosing 😭😴💯 +SINCE all the social media platforms have machine learning our personality and beliefs...LETS FUCK WITH THEM, EVERYBODY POST RANDOM BULLSHIT THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE, BUT MAKE IT SARCASTIC SO THE REST OF US KNOW...LETS SHOW THE DEEP STATE THAT THEIR DATABASES ARE USELESS, NO THEY ARE NOT, YES THEY ARE, OBAMA & HILLARY ARE INNOCENT ETC ETC +Idk why you hoes get mad when he treats you like a hoe 🤷🏻‍♀️ +I love staying home. I was dead ass serious when I said that I wasn't gonna take another practice test. +what s the difference between a black man and a couch ? a couch can support a family of five . +Evola, on modern decadence: …the advent of individualism as a consequence of the collapse and destruction of the former organic and traditionally hierarchical structures, which have been replaced primarily by the atomic multiplicity of individuals in the world of quantity, that is to say the masses. +Why do black people fuck so much? If you had pubic hair on your head, wouldn't sex always be on your mind? +That fucking leap from brock though 😍😍 #Wrestlemania +Sorry i like talking to you. Didnt know that was a fucking crime +What marathon was broken into the most legs? The Boston Marathon +Women are basically attracted to men that can rape and kill them at any moment They want: 6ft over Wide shoulders/ clavicles Thick frame Thick wrist Vascular arms (All of this coming coming easily not gymcel body type) aggressive Hooded eyelids +hey and if you ever experience a lawsuit from the negro hispanic jews claiming you are racist , simply make an example of the hundreds of negro mexican schools that deny white children . +I'm gay, I'm queer, I'm rocking real long hair and these haters needs to sit and find a fucking chair cheaaaa +What do Jews and Tractors have in common? They both work best with chains +What's the difference between santa and the Jews? The direction in the chimney +"9. Zuma remains African. He is suspicious of educated people; what he calls ""clever blacks"", are difficult to rule and must be cut to size." +What did the girl with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves Just Kidding, she hasn’t opened it yet. +What do you call it when a woman bleeds during her last day in prison? Putting a period at the end of a sentence. +Why would it be more depressing as an incel to be rejected by Asian women than white women? +All’s FAIR in love and war, right? Definitely not this time. @KristiWebster https://t.co/VZ5ht8b2bT https://t.co/UlqCakMMiy +HEY REMEMBER WHEN THE GUY I WORK WITH LET AIR OUT OF TIRES BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKED UP ON XANAX? +I still have bottle cages on most of my bikes . +tribute of $60? no, i'd rather drain ur fucking account #findom #paypig @slavekane @RTSubby_ @RTPiggyy @RTDoms @RT4tat2 @LoserPigg +I showcase an ironic paradox of toxic masculinity: a deep-seated insecurity that results in machismo and cruelty. +I would say XCom. The first only had premade maps, but the second used proceduraly generated maps. It doesn't make that much difference to the game, but it is certainly a feature that you don't have to play the same map twice. +What's the difference between a baby and a melon? One doesn't scream when you put it in the blender. +A Jew, a Muslim and a American all board on a same airplane... and the pilot is Malaysian. +Watch what you say to me when you're mad cuz I don't forget a damn thing +My grandfather said," Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, " No your generation does" and put my cock in his mouth. +One thing that occurred to me is that the soldiers with those old school battle rifles would have traded them for this Sig in a heartbeat ! +I guess that's one way to get around the user token count limitation per app ID. +What was Stephen Hawking’s last meal? His shoulder +Last time I had sex it felt like the 100m final 8 black men and a gun +Sorry, comic book lovers, it was the day after I bought my first issue of Batgirl that @gailsimone left the project. #ladycurse +"Thanks, Yoni! More to come. Hoping to draw even non-Sox fans and people who didn't experience ""long hot summer""/""summer of love"" firsthand" +I saw Stephen Hawking having a seizure I thought I saw Stephen Hawking having a seizure and thought to myself "How could a paralyzed man move like that?", but then I realized he was in a puddle. +Pepsi responsible for Michael Jackson becoming a White woman when they lit his Jheri curl on fire..not surprised they did this shit +I just deleted all my nier automata save files to save someone in that fucking rigged credits minigame +i will send this each day i can not deal with id theft again so if this bill pass i will have to turn off my net and phones again +What does a white person use for target practice? A public school. +What do my wife and foot have in common? They both have a penis. +I'm back and I hope that Teárlach is too or at least that JJT brave enugh to tell me who did it . +I’m going to make a liquor and call it Elementary School Because the alcohol in it is so potent, that six shots will leave everyone dead. +I agree with Trump and Ivanka.. let's give The Dreamers Amnesty then seal the F'ing border.. a moratorium on ALL immigration..even legal.. for a period of 10 years..don't let anyone into the USA.. +Whats the last thing to go through a 9/11 sucide jumpers head? His feet +What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life? +is the world becoming more misogynistic ? i do n't know , let 's ask this bitch +Thats it not gonna make a big deal about not having a lover if I do great if I dont fine I get it nopony is perfect +I'd like to thank the young man who led the police on a low speed chase that increased my commute by 30 min. In person. No cameras. +There's no agepill, for Chad his prime is his whole life Chad slays when it's the right time to do it, marry and breeds at the right time, raises his Chad sons while being fulfilled when old it doesn't matter if you're 14 or 25, it was all set at your birth +You might have trouble finding participants for that study. +I cannot stand my hair touched and I cannot shower unless the shower is completely dry/has been sprayed down with cleaner #ihategerms 🤷🏼‍♀️ +We may have to do business with the Saudis, but we don't have to pretend that they are anything but a backwards Islamic dictatorship. #Islam +"RT @machineiv: No. She's not making ""the rest of us look bad."" She's making society look utterly fucking disgusting and unacceptab…" +Great pitching by Cody Allen after giving up 2 doubles. Pitch selection and execution exceptional. So you shouldn't be asleep yet +President Trump never really wanted to be president, so he colluded with Russians to be president, mmmkay. +Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they come they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car +[QUOTE=Trotis;10497843]Isn't South African chocolate made by overseas companies based in SA ? ( British and Swiss ) Would a `` Mars bar '' taste different made in SA compared to one in England ? / QUOTE ] I would have thought so too , but the stuff tastes different . +Knock knock Whos there A feminist Oh ok Come in Arent you going to open the door for me? Edit:Come in +@Keim_Hefner lmaooo hell naw nigga you must was playing school of blind and cripple +what 's long , brown , and smells like shit ? the unemployment line . +what 's the deal with hollywood these days ? i mean you ca n't even rape women and children without hearing about it all over social media . amirite ? +Spent the afternoon w 4 UCalgary theatre students. What a joy. If these lovely young folk are any indication, our future is in good hands! +Hey, fuck you! @AddyEll Everyone saying Germany are unreal, they're being helped by playing against 3 year old girls #notsexist +Vail Pass and Eisenhower Tunnel - YouTube Vail Pass ( elapsed time video , with John Denver music ) GTA video gameplay , crimmigrant driver wields heavy haul truck through Los Angeles. gta san andreas - Mcdonalds truck - YouTube +#EverythingAboutRealityTV EP # 23 #SurvivorGameChangers is delayed and will be up at 10 pm EST! So sorry everyone! Behind Schedule tonight. +What's the difference between a hillbilly gang bang and my family reunion? About 2 dicks for me +Why was the nigger with diarrhea freaking out? He thought he was melting. +What's the difference between a restaurant employee and Communism? A restaurant employee actually works. +Brag bout your hoes, you prolly get 0 to no pussy. +I can't believe I have to say this, but people reading your emails is 100% not the same has people seeing pictures of your naked body. +It would be awesome if GAB brought back some of the features from y2k MySpace, before facebook like being able to personalize your page to the extreme etc i had the coolest myspace page back in the day +I have fucking work in e 3 hours just fucking kil me +When someone gets bitten by a rabid dog and has to get six inch needles in the belly be there to say NOT ALL DOGS #notalleverything +how can you make a year old cry twice ? wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear . +Stop calling black people “monkeys” That still gives them protection under the Animal Welfare Act, and they don’t even deserve that. +No it is not accepted and it is pushed in our face by the joo run media time and time again but most people who dissaprove of mixed raced relationships just ignore the people involved . +"We'll ask her why she's happy and she'll say ""because I'm not sad."" We'll ask her why she's beautiful and she'll say ""because I'm not ugly.""" +Why do we pay to charities to get starving Africans kids foods Isn't it better that the hungry kids die so they wouldn't grow up, reproduce and birth 10 more hungry kids that needs donations +So, with this new reply thing that @twitter implemented: does everyone see our replies now? Can we stop with the .@ thing? +Consider yourself lucky. I wear 16. [...] There's always a bigger fish. +It's inappropriate and messed up, but I've been having sex with my 12 year old son's middle school crush at work. I know it's never going to get serious between us though. She's getting buried next week. +Today I saw a guy who looks like Elliot Rodger I almost bowed to him as an involuntary reflex. +So his kids live in the guest house because he's worried they may spit up on a 30K rug vice a 200$ one..Okaaay #southerncharm +Life Hack:  When trying to get out of Jury Duty never rule out a rim job +Perhaps you can use this BTW notice that the information is accompaigned by a rather clumpsy muslim exercise in damage control . +why does detroit need a lot less police officers right now ? because planned parenthood just got a lot of donations . +Clowney is a bitch nigga get his ass off my team +Wait. The story still isn't over. The search continues. May be visitng another puppy tonight. Cocker Spaniel mix. :D +RT @TheAfricanSiren: Automatically suspicious of white folk who try too hard to show they like us darkies. +FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! FUGLY !! +I’ve gotta say the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You’ve gotta drop the bomb twice +"RT @Tebogo_Senosi: who ever come up with this #HandsOffZuma is an idiot ""ititit"" my foot Zuma must gooooo!!" +After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax. +only virgins and ugly escort fuckers should be allowed here everyone else just shits the place up +I just tried to get on the site and it stated Account has been suspended . +What did Princess Diana see twice in a row? The light at the end of a tunnel +#SusanRice admitted unmasking, which makes her POINT SOURCE, only she has the names! Then it LEAKED, SHE DID IT! @dcexaminer @AriFleischer +I'm not even tryna discredit her story at all. Just ain't about to jump to conclusions like.... I'm confundido??? +Sick of fucking terrorists! Now Sweden what the fuck 😡 +Appreciate things/someone in our life are difficult I guess. Cause mostly we're appreciate them after its gone. Always 👌🏽 +Don't ever fucking underestimate me I'm a fucking baller, I could probably still play +What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told. Twice. +Starbucks employee (male):: What can I get you Sir? Me (transitioning female to male):: [order] SE:: Oh I'm sorry Miss. Me:: Uh...it's sir. SE:: Here's your coffee MISS sorry again MISS. My friend thinks I "confused" him. I'm also a college student so if I wasn't sir, I should have at least have been ma'am. + Charlie Kirk‏ Johnny Depp calls for death of Trump -- left says it's "free speech" Conservatives come to campus to speak -- left calls it "hate speech" +Ejaculation comes out at 27mph which makes it illegal in school zones. Guess who's about to break the law +Reincarnation game is extremely legit If you max out your karma and die you can be reborn as Chad anything else is bluepill cope +TIL: Due to the evolution of Creepdar in females of the human species, physical and mental abuse have been completely eradicated in human relationships. +guys that cheat on their girlfriend are trash. the girls that know he has a girlfriend are also trash. +It's some producers that think a trap beat is just a trap beat when really it's levels to this trap beat shit... +The fact I'm actually still calm today is an achievement I'm quite proud of! @Becki_Robinson have you still got that badge about people? +Before Martin Luther, everyone in the world was Catholic. +RT @_LexC__: I'm convinced that some of y'all bitches get pregnant purposely because "birth control & plan b pills" are effective 😕🐸☕️ +wellllllllll i think i can safely say that this psych exam may have fucked me a lil extra hard tonight +@rickandbubba that's enough of making fun of retarded people talking that way +They're only getting one card ahead of you though, and you are staying at parity with the table. With just basic counter spell, you fall behind every other player. +What do you do when a woman gets hit by a car? Wonder what the car was doing in the kitchen. +"@sowhatimhungry Someone called me ""henny"" the other day and I literally refused to speak to them until they stopped." +"imperialist ""wonks"" are fucking vile. i look forward to them facing a People's Commission of Truth and Reconciliation" +Today my wife kissed me I'm surprised how much she has grown since I bought her +How do you make your three year old daughter cry twice? Wipe you bloody dick on her teddy bear. +which limb can you live without ? mus - limbs +my friend yelled n * r into a car driving by . we were sitting down playing pokemon go , and my friend thought it would be funny to yell nigger into a car driving by . the car kept driving and i looked to my friend and was like . * the fuck u smokin boi * anyways . the car stopped all of a sudden . it started driving backwards . " did you say something to me ? " me and my friend look at each other and look at him . " wtf ? we 're playing pokemon go " he says " same . " cheers to pokemon go . +I think I just got stung in the ass by a bee. I feel bad for the person who has to help me find out. +Did we just become best friends with these hoes on the boat? Well probably so but we don't love em tho +a man walks up to a woman in a bar and says , " you 're going to get laid tonight " . a bit surprised , she asks , " really ? how do you know that ? are you psychic ? " " no , i 'm just stronger than you . " +So Cummings appealed to Trump's vanity to encourage him to change his awful behavior. Trump heard it as a compliment. Yep, he is sick. +I gave each candle on our Advent wreath a name. David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel. +"""The very best thing you can do for the world is to make the most of yourself."" - Wallace D. Wattles #ScienceOfGettingRich" +OMFG! It's like little Mexico beneath my floors! New neighbors moved in below us and all I hear are babies crying and the bass of latino music! +Whats better than sex with 18 year old? Sex with eight ten year olds +So now my emotions are completely fucked because of @13ReasonsWhy 😭 +I have to shower. And go to bed. What did I do with my life today after classes? Absolutely nothing but chill on Twitter. +I just want a friend that will hype me up, even though we both know damn well I look ugly af. +Saw a documentary on how pedophiles are treated in prison and it's pretty dark stuff... So you won't catch me fucking kids +"RT @sharkie_jr: ""Remove Rep. Devin Nunes"" Remove Devin Nunes , call 202-225-2523 get rid of this idiot" +"2 of my fav misheard lyrics in @HamiltonMusical ""a young man in a red coat stands on a pillow pet"" ""i catch a glimpse of the otter slide""" +What’s the difference between my car and the 8-yr old in my basement? My car can only fit at most 5 people at a time. +Society favors women Emotionally, sexually, socially, judicially, and financially. +Customer got crunk with me so I kicked him out the office. Got me totally fucked up +My grandfather drew a drawing of MLK dying a day before it happened. I guess you could say shit got real +Men socialize by insulting each other, but dont really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't mean it either. +Last year kids were asking Santa for toys Now they are asking for bulletproof vests +I think all these grown ass people should def get out that 16 year old’s mention with their gross comments. +what do michael jackson and mcdonald 's have in common ? they both put year old meat in year old buns . +What falls faster, a jew or a black? Chains fall faster then ashes. +We have to build a team capable of winning a trophy, just like the Germans did in 2014,with Tanko and his new team,I trust @braclemet +What's the difference between jews and cookies The cookies don't scream when it's inside the oven. +Carolina is going to the ship! Fuck yeah!!! @UNC_Basketball +Oildale,Ca.While.this.little.town.borders.Bakersfi eld , it.offers.very.low.housing.costs , while.providi ng.many.jobs.in.the.oil.drilling.fields.i.e.weldin g & support , .mostly.White.Racial.make-up ( 90 % ? ) .Until.we.had.moved.here.from.Huntington.B each.6.monthes.ago , I.had.never.heard.of `` PLE '' .Our.i ntent.moving.here.from.So.Cal.was.very.similar.to. +The witch hunt for Moore is a trial balloon to see how elections can be stage managed into selections. +​IF RUSSIA ATTACKED TURKEY FROM THE REAR, WOULD GREECE HELP? +My mom handed me a book of coupons for buying bras. I love my family, but I am leaving tomorrow :P +If you are looking for such kind of music , then be sure to check out the following bands : ( PS : I 'm not very good at describing music-styles , but * * * * , I 'll give it a try ! ) +Or just stay the hell away from cheap , crap ar15s when you can get a damn reliable plinker for $ 700 brand new ...... +Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down +what did the year old quadriplegic boy get for christmas ? cancer . +Women are like RPGs The fun starts when you beat them +I bet @chrisbrown woke up & rolled over into some bad ass curly headed pxssy this morning 😭😭😭 +this is how much my life has fallen apart: i literally need to do laundry so that i can wear clothes to clean my house and do laundry +Imagine how great life would be if you could get laid anytime like women can And then they come and advice us about how sex isn't important and to focus on other things. +What's the difference between an American and a Muslim teenage girl? The American girl gets stoned before sex. +I'm tryna get drunk this weekend so if my friends could come over and drink w me that'd be great alright thanks, just hmu, @ all 5 of you +Thinking about My Cousin Blue who died in a ATV accident back in 2004 his favorite cuss word was Bastard Face every time I say Bastard or type it I think of him Love And Miss You Blue +the way these niggas hate i hope they get a check for it..🤔 +one is one too many , i bet all the white girls and wiggers go crazy for the young coon , whichever school you are in , wigggers outnumber metalheads or `` normal '' whites +niggas get a fresh cut, snapback to match the shoes and shirt.....and don't even say waddup to the pretty bitch next to em in da bus +We could win a war with NK right now by dropping bags of rice on the country. +two priests are eating at a restaurant near the st. peter 's basilica , one goes : " i 'm a bit worried about you , it seems to me that you got bigger since the last time i saw you " . " nope , i still fit in a years old " +What do you get when you stab a little girl 20 times? Food for the next week +Living without God is like Aunt Jemima living wthout syrup, like Uncle Ben living without rice... +if i decide fuck prostitutes does that mean i'm no longer welcome here? +A fire-damaged Chelsea tractor stood at the foot of Staner Court, overlooked by large cracks. I sighed deeply. +I am no longer a 26 year old virgin :) I am now officially a 27 year old virgin. +wanna hear a joke ? metoo +Lafiagi have produced Speakers, Governor. The Asas & Moros have had past leaders absconded to Ilorin, like Oniyangis, and Idiaros. #Kwara50 +The girl that sits next to me in class passed out If only the roofies worked during lunch smh +I was making the food of a woman yesterday but accidentally dropped some of it on the floor Of course I discarded the contaminated food and didn't put it back on her plate ;) I'm a great employee. +Okok gtg eh? Why u so mean to me nowadays WHATTTT the heck man I get it la like you're busy tapi at least sigh +Looking forward to dinner with some of @SNHUOnCampus 's finest students: @KappaDeltaPhi_X & @Kappa__Chi 👍🏻; and some amazing OL faculty! +The man haters over at towxchromosomes thinks that there is a Default male in Movies, and that it's a Problem. +Guy hitting on me:: So where are you from? Me:: You mean, what's my race? Guy:: Yes. Me:: I am Latina and Asian American. Guy:: I could tell you were Asian. (The guy starts to pull his eyes back and smiles.) +I committed suicide yesterday Never doing that shit again nearly died +Asian women insanely easy to date Guess this is another incel myth however for normies it seems to be a given +Those Santa Anna winds are giving Commiefornia quite a "blow job." +You're so fucking annoying, like quit being obsessed with me +I went to buy some new socks today and a couple of t-shirts . +How can the blackpill explain this?asian mongrel claimed a white femoid way out of his subhuman league +How do the blacks know if the food is overcooked.? They don't. They hardly know if they're gonna get anything cooked. +Luckily he shut up during the film but then after the film he tried again. I then fucking KNEW he was gonna wait for me outside and HE DID +EVEN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY IS MEMING MR R I AM G O N E +At this moment in time, I am unaware of any effort he has made into this space. I'm tied in w/many orgs. His name has never once come up. +Army of Russian trolls reportedly targeted swing states with anti-Clinton fake news https://t.co/kZdNs4LWBx +Thoughts on Programming, Number 20: A ship on the beach and forming an ideal target for Nazi bombs; but the men and women on board them neve +White manager:: I want to be SUPER Asian for Halloween. Like one of those Harujuku girls! Me (Japanese American):: Oh, you mean, to dress in the Harujuku fashion? Like dressing Goth or Candy Kid. Manager:: No. I mean uber Asian! I might even tape my eyes back to make them super narrow! +Just Worked Out Today Very intense leg workout feels good man. +All Lonie do is worry about fucking these bitches 😂😭 and ain't getting no money 😴 +U know it's like this if I say all day I have not but daily blamed I mine as well just give a difrent answer to satisfy you +One fine evening Hitler was walking in the park... He noticed a little girl playing with dirt so he asked " Are you looking for someone in particular? " +I heard someone in the media call Trump a "pathetic excuse for a man" and nobody is giving any pushback... isn't that similar to him calling Hillary a "nasty woman?" +What does North Korea and Pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit. +Not having a solid QB killed us against a great team. You'll never win throwing 6 ints. We got a lot to learn +"""Drake voted for Dukakis"" -Tyler Geske, quote of the fucking century" +I'm deadass so tired watching videos & trying so hard to understand what they're saying when the only word I know is annyeonghaseyo & pabo +how many niggers does it take to light up a light bulb ? zero cause they all live in africa without electricity . +All this shit with the EMS should have been ironed out after we got hit by Hurricane Iselle in 2014 ffs +Statistics say that there are 3 people in the world that look like you. Unless you have Down syndrome. +"@Lightskingawdd: Wish I had a bae 😕" You got all the hoes tho +#WWE Brock Lesnar vs Braun Stroman VS Kane at the Royal Rumble +Happy birthday to the biggest retard out there. Youre my favorite retard though @jennahnorberg happy birthday nigs +Africans having sex is like booking a meal 9 months in advance +it starts out like fucking star wars https://t.co/MoiGMHgqHF +Omg we're going to war! Trump is so fucking stupid +I used to be a necrophiliac until a rotten cunt split on me +Why Defense Secretary Jim Mattis Doesn’t Carry Challenge Coins: ‘I’m Saving Money for Bombs’ +I have basically just deleted every personal file and cleared the program folders out. There's only 16gb free now... how... +#panties crazy #moers petiteebony #upskirts #vietnam cunts https://t.co/lQHK8lHXYe +What Would You Do If This Sub Was Banned? +Oh, when did you get your ear pierced, and is that the gay one? +Putting them both on the same app secret/key (just diff user creds), adding more sources for gater_ebooks, doing some filesystem cleanup. +@Abels_Masochist you're not ghetto tho. You can live in the hood and not be ghetto #facts +I just want to add that no matter what a person 's class or character I will always give a white person the benefit of `` coming right '' before I reject them as `` wiggers '' or `` white trash '' +Anyone want to decide who is on team 1 & 2 for today's Livestock judging contest? #standstill #8goodones #livestockjudging #lynnco4h +What cracks at 2 in the morning? The pelvis of a 3 year old. +He no sold the suplexes 😂😂😂😂😂this guy is booked way too strong, he's old man, bun legacy booking 😂😂😂😂 +Making them up a history because they have none ? +If every civilization in the world had been matriarchal, would there be any wars? +What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer +Why is a woman's place in the kitchen? Because when we tried to batter them to make cakes, they cried and called the police. +Actually, they're not! Your mistake. @ruffelldan @JoeyG__ it's beyond all comprehension . Girls are just rubbish at geography #notsexist +2day I cry.Me n God don sign am,I knw say u dey see the post no let my enemies laugh me. Pls 4giv my sins n enrich my bag +"me: [describes what a ""dongle"" is] katelyn: THATS JUST A PENIS! YOU JUST DESCRIBED A PENIS" +the video clip at the start looked very good and made a nice change from that band of brothers type crap Got a lot of respect for the Estonian Waffen SS guys . +a muslim guy just killed people in a mass shooting . who says they ca n't integrate into american culture ? +Daily Reminder Women are So Stupid They will Fuck 50 Guys and then Wonder Why Men don't See Value in Them +JUST IN: Hawaii Emergency Management Agency tweets there is no missile threat to Hawaii, after residents allegedly received emergency alert warning of an incoming ballistic missile. +Stupid bitches✋😑 <<< FUCK . 😒 +What 3 things do a baby and an ejaculation have in common? Both were premature, both were unwanted and both stink like hell when you put them in a jar in the fridge. +this bootlegged ass city by the name of Charleston is soo boring 😒 +Why do people dab on the haters? Because you whip the slaves +Who has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him. +What do you call a flooded mental hospital Vegetable soup +Anyone mind summarizing how this differs from the S1000RR? +@agressivepcetry niall -loml -his album has me shook and it ain't out yet -my baby -precious -P R O T E C T H I M… https://t.co/NNgEABOkUQ +what did the paraplegic kid with down syndrome get for his birthday ? cancer . +But still, you're so skinny! I wish I had your metabolism! +Incel - Volcel What do you call a guy who couldn't get a girl so he gives up? +She burned that bitch +Already winning on my birthday, because I just got my sheets to fit my bed correctly on the first try. #nobodylikesyouwhenyoure23 +Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old. +i ’m the smartest president in the history . within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash . there were four passengers on board , but only three parachutes . the first passenger : i am russel westbrook , the best basketball player . the oklahoma city and my millions of fans need me , so i ca n’t afford to die . he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane . the second passenger , donald trump : i am the newly - elected u.s. president , and i am the smartest president in american history , so my people do n’t want me to die . he took the second pack and jumped out of the plane as well . the third passenger , the pope , said to the fourth passenger , a year - old schoolboy : my son , i am old and i do n’t have very many years left , you have plenty of years ahead so i will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute . the little boy : that ’s okay , your holiness , there ’s a parachute left for you . america ’s smartest president took my schoolbag . +What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard +My sister and I take games very seriously So I don't understand why my parents were crying when they saw my sister playing hangman +RT @MerendaCosgrove: Trust issues come from being fucked over. +Before you arrived, love was just a four letter word. Then you're here and were giving me the definition of love, true love. Thankyou, love +If you ejaculate inside your mother, what do you get in nine months? A brother or a son? Neither. You get an edible fleshlight. +I remember many years ago hearing Don Imus say; "Tune in tomorrow when we talk about how Martin Luther King Jr. brought his people to the mountain so they could get better reception on the color TVs they stole." +Did you guys ever get to meet Robin Williams? I heard he's a cool guy... to hang with. +"RT @Nickfoskett1: ""One lady owner"" So the clutch is fucked then?" +What is a similarity between a Greek and a sperm cell? Only one in a million works. +Thanks @sethyeah for reminding me of Cousin Ed's Polka Party that used to be on #Streator AM1250 Saturday mornings. Who else remembers it? +There are starving children in Africa!!! Name ten +No guys twitter is exhausting today. I'm not doing this.😔I'm off 2 code my bloge and make it prettier.✌✌ all this #ZumaMustFall #zumamustgo +RT @ImChasingDreamz: You gotta stop giving people 2nd chances because that 1st time they fucked up trust me when I say.. THEY KNEW WHAT THE… +A curious boy asks his dad: "Does masturbating make my muscles stronger" The dad replies: "I dont know son, but dont stop now, I'm about to cum" +Just because one side is more civil and doesn't pitch a fit when the other guy wins, doesn't mean their guy is more "divisive;" it means the other side less civil. +#Science #Cool Science AMA Series: Hi Reddit, we're the organizers of the March for Science, and…… https://t.co/JPj3rfaBRJ +What do you do when the child you’re raping starts crying? Finish cutting off his head. +Got banned for expressing unpopular opinions, then when the conversation proved me right OP deleted the post and I got reported to mods. +Is it weird I'm a chick and I dislike the pro females. I don't hate them I just don't respect them as much. +*Halloween's coming - stock up on razor blades early. +If Paul Ryan were on fire, I would piss on him... but not enough to put the fire out. +my grandfather died in a german death camp . he fell out of a guard tower . +My coworker told me he was a pansexual & explained to me what that meant...I feel him. That's dope +No. We're not giving you a Hitler flair. I'm the only one who can be Hitler. +Nope! @NashtySteve: I'm not sexist, but only dudes should be busting ghosts. #Ghostbusters +I'm shook I spoke to my professor for the first time since the semester started & he basically knew my whole life +What do subscribers of this subreddit think about /r/FeMRAdebates? +What are the similarities between the Minecraft creepers and muslims? They're both dicks and explode all the time +Why do british girls not need sanitary napkins? They'd rather drink their tea in a cup. +I swear some people just make u mad as hell for no reason 😤 +If a black man makes a joke... Shoot him in the head 30 times +Its fucking stupid that at this point you havent learned your lesson +What will the lgbt community achieve together this month? Aids +Guys lets prank call my dad Don't worry he won't pick up. +I got to get the trash out and make breakfast for the Frau and start laundry so y'all be good till I get back. Cracker Out! +It's 2018, How do you get a celebrity out of a tree? Cut the rope +How to find out where the jew is burried? Height of the chimney times the speed of the wind. +The thing I always hated about church was the constant sitting up, sitting down, kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me. +What's worse than a holocaust that kills 6 million jews? a holocaust that kills 5 million jews. +It's good #DACA is shutting down, it cost too much money. +It IS our business when you are making territorial claims on Bulgarian land and claiming a part of Bulgarian history as yours . +Red Pill about to surpass Mens Rights in subscribers What do you think about this? +What do you call the special needs hallway? Chromosome Crossing +I like my women how i like my wine 6 years old and locked in my basement +What has five arms and three legs? The finish line at the Boston Marathon +Why are lepers considered bad workers? Because they do everything half-assed. +Niggas is hoes #OnHere and in real life too.... +.@StacyMalkan @foe_us There is a LOT of data available. So much that the conference w/h to be much longer to cover it :) +The sushi place gave me two sets of chopsticks...little do they know all the sushi I ordered is only for me🍣 +swallow what ’s so good about an ethiopian blow job ? you just know she ’ll swallow . +I don't know about you, but the quote "Every 60 seconds in africa" is really dumb. Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds. +I had another picture on here at one point , with my old account , but it must be in the old thread . +Science flies you to the moon, religion into skyscrapers +I really hate a fat bitch cause I'm bony ,love smoking hella Swisher's when I'm feeling lonely (try me)voice 😭😭 +Mexicans on the moon What do you call a Mexican on the moon? A problem What do you call half the Mexican population on the moon? A bigger problem What do you call all of the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved +Put your cursor on the American Dissidents Voices tab and click on it , not the links in the menu which drops down . +What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts! +how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit ? months +What do you call it when a racist deepthroats a Korean? Gobbledygook. +What is the difference between a black man and an ape? The ape is in the free nature and the nigger towed up in my basement +We're being brigades again - nearly 900 normtroopers have appeared Maybe if you tell us to shower and get a hair cut again, our facial structure will fundamentally change and I'll gain 8" of height +"#F1 #ChineseGP FP1-FP2 Most entertaining moments: The Chinese struggling with the red carpet & Vettel's ""L"" 😂#brilliant" +You can move the printers next week. You'll need to get some strong guys from the lab to move them. +Dalhouse Dentists update - They are being thrown the feminist wolves, as expected. +Its a disgrace my sister has been on the waiting list for 6 years and their giving away houses to these scumbags +"i really HATE a ""come over"" ass nigga like wtf every time we communicate dont tell me to come over tf take me out or something fuck" +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 151 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 +Why do girls have faces? So we can tell which c*nt is ours. +Do you know why Donald trump has an orange spray tan? Cuz he still wants a tan but doesn't want to look like a nigger +you can talk gander mountain way down , they wanted 700 bucks for a glock 19 i told them they are 549 at acadamys and they matched it +if a person has shown theyre more educated on certain issues than in the past, which nj has, bringing up a past mistake just to hate and- +JUST POSTED MYSELF IN A SWIMSUIT ON TWITTER, DON'T FUCKING CARE, I'M WONDER WOMAN. +Molly make bitches crazy +when ya healthy it's like, we don't really care for Him then leave me alone God, I'll call you when I need you again +Still growing up . Still fucking up . Still loosing friends . Still realizing that everybody ain't gone be there til the end . +me: wants to have a cute minimalist interior style alao me: literally cannot throw away a receipt from a store i went to with drew +AND THERES FLASHBACKS!!!!!! to the friendship with the ex friend who was murdered and meeting gds parents and being w p and cap and ugh +Without the appropriate training for police, there will continue to be no advice except for the personal beliefs of the officer. +what 's the difference between a baby and a sandwich ? i do n't cum into my sandwich before i eat it . +Baked Alaska should be called baked Texas because Texas is more known to be hot. +Yes, before age of 10 i never saw an negro in real life , when i moved to Holland i was horrified by the amount of non-whites . +And I can't be known for fucking wit a trash bitch. +Just so you are aware, this discussion on "initiatives feminism has taken on behalf of men" is being brigaded by SubredditDrama right now, under the pretense that this is "drama" and not advancement of a specific viewpoint. +Women don't like to argue Cause they lose the logical argument if they are somewhat intelligent. +how do you blindfold an asain woman you put a windsheild over her eyes . +What's the worst part of having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair while you rape her. +Ecclesiastes Knows What is crooked cannot be straightened; what is lacking cannot be counted. +Keep em on the phone long enough , disagree a little . +Too bad Skyrim has been played to death on YouTube because me, @JonnieGordiva and our friends keep laughing our asses off at it 😂 +Incels mostly don't have good jobs therefore they cannot run money game this applies to me I have such a low paying office job so its pretty hard to make up for lack of social skills and being ugly +GLORY To our British Activist & Nationalist ! Good To to See the Poles Help Out !! +so she put the blame on them??? she was fucking raped and assaulted. they should know that it was their fault +"""God if penis had a flavor I would want it to taste like this fucking popcorn"" - @josh_p44" +What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. +Y'all I need to find a track it samples Native New Yorker @funkflex keeps on droppin bombs on it and bringing it back didn't catch the name +there is an american a canadian and a mexican in a forest . they are ambushed by a tribe and all three are taken prisoner by the tribesmen . the tribe does n't like outsiders so the three men are put in front of a firing squad . the american realized that the tribesman probably were n't that smart so he yelled tornado ! and everyone got scared and scattered and he escaped back into the forest . the canadian thought that it was a good idea so he yelled tsunami ! and everyone scattered and he escaped back into the forest . now it was the mexican 's turn . he thought for a while and finally screamed fire ! and the firing squad shot him . +I'd love to see how a woman who preaches, "you are not entitled to sex" would react if she got rejected by Chad. +Either they were like, 'this chick is so stupid' or they were like 'what is that word and how the hell do you pronounce it?!' +"13. He adds: ""God's rule is not a strange blue wonder ... nor is it an oddly enormous event that breaks in like lightning from the sky.""" +dyslexic jokes are a perfect net +what should female circumcision be called ? circuntcision . +I consider it one of the greatest honors that I got to see the ultrasound . +What couldnt the girl brush her hair? Because she had cancer +Hi, I'm bra -Hi, I'm bra, I touch your girlfriend's boobs everyday. Jealous? -Joke's on you, my girlfriend doesn't wear bras yet. +My cat keeps walking in front of me as if he thinks I put him in the will or something.. +Leave your master's degree off your resume. I think your education and your ethnicity are making white people nervous. That's why you are not getting a job. +Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; +~sighs~ I hate when people resort to harassment and lying insults when I know a certain someone did not make all those accounts +GO SUPPORT MATTYS NEW INSTA POST📸✨ SHOW HIM LOVE MORE THAN ME JUST CAME OUT TODAY BTW 📚❤ @TheMattEspinosa Insta : matthewespinosa +@NextVR_support Would love to try next VR, Have the Oculus Rift though, any idea on when we might see it on the Rift? Soon I hope! +You use your handgun , to fight back to your shotgun ! +Thank you if have any questions feel free to message us on Stormfront or by contacting the United Front , Canadian Division : UnitedFrontCanada@gmail.com +How do a bunch of progressives change a lightbulb They don't, they start a movement called dark rooms matter +Benjamin Franklin's Kite Experiment was Really an Incel Suicide Attempt Prove me wrong +Bernie Sanders, one of the biggest scammers ever in the Senate. +Shoutout to back when GamerGate thought forking #ggautoblocker's repo excessively would make me renounce open source. +@gr4ysons but not being a shitty person is the basics to being a decent human, if you needed that show to tell u that then,,,,,😶 +Feminism has a hypocrisy issue: /r/adviceanimals post about feminist "logic" garners over 330 comments and 4,000+ upvotes +Has the FBI been sent out to the scene, if so, it’s more than we think⁉️ +Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms +Lol my porn name is master licker wtf y I gotta have dat bitch ass name +Alright love, how you doing tonight? You look lonely, want some company? +[Not a Joke] Guy's I need to know the "Gays in Syria" joke. Every time I see the Title it gets deleted. I need to know the joke please can someone help me out. +Why you let these hoes tear what we had apart you shud be beware beware +.@TinyGamingZA I have done the photo and finger prints guess I'm just waiting for them to capture the shit been here since 6:20am +Our family members are often the hardest people for us to reach but the most worth it when we do . +Dictating tweets is the worst. +What 2 things were Nazis good at selling? Ovens and urns +I'm a necrophiliac It means that i only date my Japanese coworkers. +So, are you a lesbian because you are plus sized, or because some man treated you wrong? +I like my juice how I like my Jews. Concentrated. +Even if the world is full of negativity there is always a man who stays positive,his name is Earvin 'Magic' Johnson +What's the best thing about a jew? They make good soap. +So many comments that Trump did what Obama wouldn’t do. Except Trump bombed Syria for violating the chemical-weapons ban Obama negotiated. +There are lots of brown and black kids in the system gays could adopt . +Most comedians say Michael J. Fox is an easy target But it's actually pretty hard to hit a moving target. +As a child, I was told that Santa would make my dreams a reality So I said "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas" and that's how i know that Santa doesn't exist +Tralee is a disgrace , the place looks like a town in africa nowThe day Ireland becomes a muslim country is the day i stop breathing ! +Would you rather be a monkey or a gorilla? — Neither, they're both hairy! But if I had to choose, a monkey. They... http://t.co/h2RQF5OqWb +I have come to realize that the Bush family is a wicked pack of elitists who despise and condescend to the American people while they shit in the same hat with the anti-Christ Clintons, Saudis and Obamas Drop dead George W Bush Drop dead George HW Bush Laura is a moron and Barbara is an elitist hag +I personally do not think blacks in africa are strong like the ones outside. i guess it is hard to say which race is stronger. maybe no race is stronger , it could be down to individual . +Why did the Jew soundproof his house So his kids can’t hear the ice cream truck +what 's the worst thing about being a black jew ? you have to sit at the back of the oven . +"@Alex_Mackkkkk when they come back Zach automatically goes, ""we got up there and this random girl asked Tyler to fuck her""" +What's the best thing of having a daughter with aphonia (not able to make sounds) She can't say "help" when you're raping her. +night at the museum was robin williams ' final movie and his motivation for suicide +@Jack_Septic_Eye Um... people are saying it's just screaming? Why is this new I don't hear a difference between thi… https://t.co/Pmm0o1hhpM +@ABCStudios NOOOO YOU CANT CANCEL TIME AFTER TIME ITS SUCH A GOOD SHOW PLEASE DINT DO THIS @TimeAfterABC +One of the greatest freedoms is truly not caring what everyone else thinks of you. KISSES TheRisingStar +I go to ulta and see a lipstick for $7 and be like wow thats kinda pricey and then go to Mac and see one for $18 & be like wow what a deal! +We thought my grandmother died peacefully, in her sleep But during the autopsy it was discovered that she died in the worst, most painful way possible. Apparently she died during the autopsy +What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader +Malia Obama - why are you dating an elitist White man when your momma hates White men so much? +Why is a computer better than a woman? You only need to punch information in to it once. +Reminder: normies and roasties would commit genocide against kissless male virgins if they had the opportunity They want us all dead. +Some would call it the dead body of a 12 year old girl I call it a delux fleshlight and dinner. +Well of course not , hell , my glock 40 9mils can hit a penny at a mile if I hold ' em sideways ! +what's the difference between a white person, a black person, and a jew? the difference in temperature +In what way is a radical American superior to a radical Muslim? By managing to blow up stuff without blowing up. +Just lol if you believe women like the dadbod The only ones who say this are bluepilled cucks that desperately want it to be true. +RT @ChivasGee: Fuck up you swole fag +Or try yelling * * * * the nigs ya 'll get suspended , jumped and hopefully some new wn friends or ya 'll die trying. lol Rohawa its a battle cry . +Samoan friend- I got hit with a brick but do you wanna know the worst punishment I got from my parents? but you got hit with a brick....... +This weather had better hold up for a while longer so we can get some practice @BloomSpeedway tomorrow! +My Main Mission In Life Is To Systematically To Dethrone The Jews And Send Them All Back To The Bottomless Pit They Call Hell +trump 's dick is doing much better than his mouth only / of the things that came out of his dick is retarded . +im out of weed what do i do alcohol might numb the pain that is life +Listening to this jerk congman Eric Swalwell I couldn't believe my ears hearing this idiot blabbering well rehearsed nonsensical rhetoric +@farhayasmin7 Dt portion amazing😭😭😭 niti said he used to say d word Bhai Bhai..nd param said tera Bhai 😱😚😚😚 +treating someone like theyve already fucked up or like... waiting with baited breath for it to happen is. something +My friendships with people consist of me sending them memes that are relatable and cute animals videos. +Sub for complaining about poor people? r/findareddit seemed far too innocent for this question, remove if unnecessary but i apologize for nothing. +So Avicii died.. Doesn't excuse you to repost the same shitty joke about him "waking up." It's now added to the Book of Banned Jokes Carry on with your day now. +Gather round, kids. It's story time, brought to you by my good friend @jcmanous. +Why isn’t anyone talking about the recent terror attacks? All the twelve year olds that care keep getting raped by Kevin Spacey. +who made sandwiches in the middle school cafeteria from jared fogle . +#Boeing's secret plane debut: There goes your taxpayers money... Let's hope a simple #EMP wave won't cripple it 🤔! +Active share holders caused Trump's businessmen to resign from his various councils. +what happened in a gay porn shoot with jesus ? he was getting nailed everywhere ! +literally 0:02 -> Molly scene 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.... -> sherlock (he fucking stopped at 2.......) 2pm 222222222222 KILL ME +He's your boyfriend? He's so girly, I thought he was, like, your gay best friend. +You're actually smart. You hardly have an accent. Good for you. +Just when women are getting carried away and drunk on their own narcissism, just remember Chinese parents used to secretly throw them away for superior males +*illegal “BREAKING: Trump says government shutdown could happen on Saturday because of Democrats immigration policy.” +What did one retarded boy say to the other? Nobody knows, but it sounded hilarious. +I still remember the look on my wife's face when I ran her over... She looked like a dear in headlights. +Now that we know women openly support pedophilia and rape, I wonder if they'll start a new SJW movement advocating equal rights for pedos and rapists. +LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OVER THERE WHAT DID THEY HAVE HIM DRINK HE AHS NEVER BEEN THIS DRUBK EVER THIS IS TERRIFYING +For every up vote I get I will get a girlfriend after that many years have passed +I'm still pissed LSU didn't get no Vandross in 06 bc we drew UCLA in the semis & Florida got fucking George Mason. +"Oh Harold, say the three words that make me feel like i'm walking on clouds!" "Hang yourself, bitch!" +I know a guy his name is Rick he's no sperm donor he has no dick +I have a Bachelor's degree. My gross wages were $77000 last year. I was born in Canada. I'm employed. There are 2 people living in my house. +What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips +And women don't give a damn about you. @country_cookin Call me sexist or whatever but I really don't give a damn about women's sports. +roses are red i hate blacks,turn them around and give them a 9 tailed wack +You can buy quality @myvocore slippers for just N3,500 and keep the change #5KBae #youcankeepthechangebae +You know, at one point during WWII, the Nazis were Auschwinning. +How do the Chinese name their kids Drop a pan down the stairs and write down the noise it makes +So I heard that Ariana Grande has cancelled the rest of her tour... Its a shame, her last show really blew the roof off. +Why did I have to book the earliest fucking train? +Survived getting taxes done, and finally got some lunch. Now, I finally get to get back to #writing. +As I kissed my mom goodbye, I slipped my tongue inside her mouth and squeezed her breast. "That's disgusting!" she said, pushing me away. "Have you been eating garlic?" +Apparently /r/the_donald rejects US college "rape" stats, but has no problem with the idea that 1/3 of South African men are rapists. +It angers no one that while the country experienced load shedding that #GuptaMafia were hijacking #EskomCoal with #BrianMolefe & #Koko? +T fucking Y to the pile of garabage that drove into the parking spot i was in the process of reversing into +@kay_reneaa holy fuck thank you. I hate bitches that just fuck their ex then their boyfriend then back to back like damn Call you peace pipe +I... I either just got really lucky or somehow found a way around the ashran queue timer. uh. +What's the difference between hockey players and feminists? Hockey players shower after three periods. +If the establishment wants to refer to Antifa as peaceful 'counterprotestors', then we need to spread the word about their record of violence until everyone knows! +...woke up to bullshit, went to sleep to bullshit. today not the fucking day. +I thought Randy Jackson looked funky on Americas got Talent lol turns out its that Seal freak +I've done all that in a response. The problem now is my husband is pissed at me for it. +will be pleased that Robert Barbaric has won the English Premier Division Player of the Year award. #FMM17 +No doubt the bulk of her votes came from the ever growing chinese immigrant community around Belfast . +& espn ain't shit when it's not football season every time I hear Lebron or warriors I get a lil seizure +Just wait until they find a school where Asian girls are more violent and stupid than black males , and the leftists will have a plan on how to fight the achievement gap . +I am making buckets of coffee and no one can stop me. +With all this pedowood outing going on everyday, cosmo kramer aint lookin so bad for callin some hecklin dindu's niggers. +I'd like to thank President Donald Trump for ending Climate Change. +Allowing for possible memory lapses, I am going to go out on a limb here and say that George W. Bush never used the words "shithole countries". +Why do Mexican kids act like they own the school? Because their dads built it and their moms clean it +(x-post from r/korea) Woman holds up sign advocating peace between the sexes, gets assaulted by feminists. +Fun fact - By recycling just one glass bottle, the amount of energy that is being saved is enough to light a 100 watt bulb for four hours +how are gays like substances that act on enzymes ? they 're both substrates . +why did clapton switch to apple ? well , he had a terrible experience with windows . ( full credit to neil hamburger ) +“@DreamGirlsOnly: 😍 http://t.co/w43KPs9Zp0” now this hoe bad +Like the song French, "got all the black bitches mad because my main bitch strawberry" Lololol +Twitter hates free people, especially if they’re white. +chester was right when he fell , he lost it all . +wow thnx whoever told me about gdax already made 8 bucks day trading #wow +Grab your popcorn and watch as this feminist gets BTFO +I'm having a breakdown bc of hw and she never responds to my dms I don't deserve this https://t.co/m4j9lbKV5W +If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change? +I have a Cracking the new SAT guide , and some books required through an american home school .ISBN-10 : 0375764852 ISBN-13 : 978-0375764851 PM If youre interested . +scientists have discovered a cure for autism . it 's cyanide . +Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 1004.2 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 11.2 °C. Rain today 0.3 mm. Humidity 76% +This Islamisation is going on all over Europe. but we can object . +A really good teacher or tutor could have implemented BOTH the interest and the subject into problems . +my time machine landed slap bang in the middle . my time machine landed slap bang in the middle of hitlers living room in i thought now 's my chance to change the world . " please sir , " i pleaded , " do n't gas the jews . " " gas the jews ? " hitler replied , " h'mm , i had n't thought of that . " +.@BlackOpal80 Yep, pathetic. Let's examine idea anti fems just hate women. Do misogynists fight for their "right" to hate? Or just hate? +What a beautiful day today, this has drinking weather written all over it @Deuces_Parties @JayceP33 @FreddiePalmer_ 😘🌞😜😉 +if the Brexit snake "May".. wrote in her memoirs "how she'd kept us in" - would anyone be surprised ? +dont you get cold when you step out from the water ??? i always figured i 'd freeze my butt off if i did !!! +I'm a little confused, is /r/againstmesrights a real thing or a tongue and cheek series of jokes? +What has more brains than Kurt Cobain the wall behind him +what do call an nfl team that 's all native americans ? the cherokee shitskins +I want a 18mm Cuban Link but they fucking expensive :( +What is the difference between a black guy and a tire? You put chains on the tire only during the winter. +Did you hear about the Pollock family frozen to death in the drive in theatre? They went to go see "closed for winter". +What do Mexicans feed their kids for a bubble bath Beans +They got us stuck at this fucking school and it don't make no sense. +Why did the Communist invade the Native American reservation? He was looking for red men. +what do you call a gypsy girl that s faster than her brothers ? a virgin +The Italian navy ordered new ships with glass bottoms. So they could see the old Italian navy. +what do you call a black astronaut ? camouflage +hunger is a primal instinct and you saying there's more less fortunate ppl than me, you think that makes me full.. +Great day @VilniusFilmFest: talking to festival folks about #DYFF17, visiting Jonas Mekas Visual Arts Centre + more… https://t.co/2ID4wCc01P +Loved #TheWalkingDeadfinale but how did Shiva the Tiger know who to attack? Or am I reading to much into a series which is based on Zombies? +NowPlaying Not To Be Fucked With featuring @Therealkiss - Gillie Da Kid @gilliedakid @djself @DJSuperstarJay #KNSRadio 12:55 +stupid ass hoe +Some interesting discussions going on in r/askreddit: Men who were raped/beaten by women, what is your story? +Last week there was some good news in Austin. Package theft is down 98%. +Ike and Tina had a normal relationship. True they may have had heated discussions but from them came great music. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots +I like my women like my milk... White and in the kitchen. +Can't stand that faggot. +Many years ago I heard from a swedish friend lots of maffia-activity comes from the Russians . +The question is, how hard should we work to keep the Muslims from killing each other, since they seem so determined to continue. #Islam +[NSFW] How do you spot a virgin mexican girl? A 15 year old girl running faster then her father +Enough with the Hitler jokes They make me führerious +If you love somebody, you can't cheat, have hoes, do certain shit cause them limits type shit. +What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4 +All I Want For Christmas is to be with my brother in heaven sitting down. +I want to see trump order the immediate executions of all left wing journalists and Hollywood elite +fucked up wanna die fucked up wanna die fuckrf uo whwnna dirguvkeduo wanna die fuckef uocwanna fie fucked U.K. Wanna die fucked up wanna die +What’s sad about a black roommate hanging himself? You can’t use the fan. +As an Indian, I try to seduce 14 year old girls. They are the ones with younger kids. +You worked four years for your bachelor's? Black people worked 60 years for their masters. +When runners finish a race, everyone claps and cheers. But when Hitler does it, he is shamed for it. Why??? +Prayers up for the innocent lives lost in #Syria Our condolences to the families who lost loved ones during this senseless attack! 🙏 +Where did Suzy go after the explosion? Everywhere. +Ironic that they would consider those from Iceland as Germanic when people from Iceland have a 50 % blood link with Ireland due to the Viking slave trade . +Maybe he was brought in to get Priebus out and then leave? +Could someone please explain what happened to cani's old discord? +Remember, when someone tries to sell a political idea to your heart rather than your brain, you can bet its not going to be good for anyone other than the ultra wealthy +Cheater!?! Get the Hell out of here with that CRAP!! 🦄👑 +What’s a synonym for slavery? Essential +I just noticed the atomic blackpill post got gilded twice lol +Who the hell has a shower at 3.30am?? Worst night's sleep in months and it had to be when I have work in the morning. +The Women's studies department once held a Sandwich-making day in his honor. +Whats the difference between Paul Tibbets and my mother. There is no difference. They both are good at dropping little boys. +I'm sitting here like I don't have a wedding to get ready for. And I have to get in spanx. Shoulda started an hour ago. +Dropping bombs on Twitter and here #antifa are doomed. +What’s the difference between a car and a feminist... When a car breaks down it actually affects something +Mr. Farkel thinks Whites are too stupid to be doctors and if we had an all White society we would have no doctors and no one to pull our teeth out . +Are you a man or a woman? +After all thats happened since the end of apartheid it amazes me how whites in south africa can still look up to mandela . +You will not have time to look into any aspect except the one you are obsessed with. +Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko has signed the Decree "On Digital Economy Development" Legalizes #ICOs, #Cryptocurrencies and Smart Contracts +OH! You don't have a degree? I am SO SORRY. I assumed you did! I totally thought you did! +Them hoes gone be called strvp +what 's the saddest most painful part about licking your grandma 's pussy ? it 's when you hit the back of your head on her coffin . +I wish every single normie, female, and Chad would die I want an incel only world That would be so much better than this shit world we're in, now +Who would know more about exploiting people you do n't give a crap about other than a member of the tribe ? +I've just told my wife we're converting to Islam. I'm not religious or anything, I just want to make the fat ugly bitch cover up when we go out. +.@georgieonthego Until now, I've never talked to you. But I'm sure you won't let a little thing like truth stand in the way of a story. ;) +i want my beer like i want violence . shotgunned in my mouth . +my coworker is fucking dipping this roast beef lookin shit in guacamole i'm disgusted +The people that keep tagging me in scams on my wall will be blocked immediately! I'm sick of the notifications! +They are of Mediterranean type , it 's normal because of the temperature to have darker pigmentation , than fellow whites from western and northern Europe . +When The Person You Need Ain't There Because You Fucked Up & Now They Don't Want Nothing To Do With You ... +RT @Jenna_Garcia13: “@OfficialVondell: #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo have milkshakes.. let that hoe bring one boy to the yard.. and watch what … +pretty neat that as a generation we can collectively make companies pull offensive ads or send planes full of aid to struggling countries +Life hack: If you’re a pedophile, just fuck someone with dwarfism. They can’t put you in jail for that. +If H&M showed a young white boy modelling a hoodie with the caption ; 'I'm the coolest Snowflake around', I reckon they wouldn't have many complaints. +This only makes #BoycottPepsi stronger. Because we all know @Pepsi has problem with pro-cop Trump. So Pepsi can fuck themselves. +TO THOSE WHO DOUBTED WINNER, GO AHEAD AND WATCH THEIR MVs. YOU WILL BE CLEANSED OF YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU ARE WELCOME. #위너_4일4시_음원공개 +MJ: B*tch, better have my money. James: Wait, what??? Not Nadine, @mjfelipe ✌🏻️✌🏻😂😂😂 #JaDineFearlessNotCareless +How do you pick up a Jewish girl? Go to Auschwitz with a dustpan and brush +I’m going to get a $100 bill tattooed on my dick. Then I can tell my girlfriend that instead of going to the mall, she can stay home and blow $100 +TIFU by taking one of the kids out of a daycare I confused it for a brothel +Feelings about the person involved need to be separated from the real issue, which is advocacy, education, law, and tools. +My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food. +Bless you, thank you The power to make people sneeze is the power to conquer the world +Legit just played Diablo for 19 fucking hours what even is my life dude +more reasons for suicide fuel I mean what is the point for continuing like this right now we are more or less living like caged animals not taking part in the outisd world... +Someone asked me what size women do I prefer I said big women because they are easier to hit +why did the black man cross the road ? i pulled on his leash +On Viagra packaging there is a warning that says keep away from children. What kind of a person they think I am? That I can't keep a fucking erection around children. +What's the difference between a Jew and a cigarette? Nothing, they both get smoked. +Entrepreneur: RT EntVideo: How One CEO Turned His Passion for Cars into a Paycheck (with jessicaabo) https://t.co/oOkVyigGpc +David Duke is the best W N that can speak the truth with the media that hates him.Obama sould return to Africa and help out his own people.Updates on WWW.DAVIDDUKE.COM +THIS IS FUCKING BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS @Boeing7G7 @simonologue https://t.co/yUY7dPbUne + jews walk into a bar just kidding it was a gas chamber +Everytime I use the nasal spray. It fucking makes me sneeze like a bij. +disgusting and runny as hell so you'll prolly get salmonella +@andholl77 @NightOwlsNE New evidence-based Ripper theory/book written by top criminologists Drs Baden, Lee & Wecht:… https://t.co/fXd0IOXIum +.@SopranoJM ...can't relate. Have to be overtime of Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals w/ no DVR. +That's because they do n't whore themselves out and end up looking like they 're forty at age 25 . +You will see much worse things in the future . +The U.S. slave trade was such a tragedy It brought blacks to America. +Whats the best part of fucking a baby? You reach his heart +Niggas Don't Be Savages ; They Just Be Broke Niggas With Anger Problems 💯🙇🏼😂 +Im so confused... Earlier children used to get bullied, but it seems like they just get bullets nowadays. +The only problem is that Jews were not destroyed by themselves or any one else . +😏 haahaa ,dumb bitch +Daughter of deceased Pyarimohan Mohapatra, Sikta appointed as secretary general of Odisha Jan Morcha (OJM) #Odisha +Here's helpful hint GOP: Don't stand up for Trump. Best case scenario, going to look like idiot. Worse, get to see if orange is your color. +I'm not Trans, I just want to watch your daughter pee. +"Not, ""Isn't it fucked up 20-somethings are taking on mortgage sized student loans while professors working 60 hours a week can't make rent?""" +Whats the good thing about dating 25 year olds? There's 20 of em'. #FreeDreamKazper +Man of Steel, Man of Heart Tame our ways, if we start To devise something more Something half ways +"RT @whoissizzIe: THE WAY Y'ALL RATIONALE PAIN AND SUFFERING AS ""GOD'S WILL"" TIME AND TIME AGAIN IS FUCKING BULLSHIT." +What do you call a one legged hooker? Eileen +Missing Oscar😭he's bad as hell but he's my shitty kitty!!!! +I can understand criticizing the story or not liking a track but getting personal with the actors is where you cross the lines #Ishqbaaaz +What is the same thing between a new governmental policy and a black man? They both don't work, and nobody gives a fuck. +Why can’t a women with uterus cancer get pregnant? Because there’s not enough ‘womb’. +What's the Difference Between Rhythm and Beat? You can't get arrested for Rhythming your child. +Soon they'll get fucked over how they fucked over you & they'll learn to miss you 💯 +But you look so Aryan... you so would have made it through the holocaust! +people who have shitty reply game make me frustrated +Yes, no nationalists have appointed a Jewish prime minister so I 'm not sure why any one but an anti would claim as such . +I cannot wait till the end of the year to quit this fucking job 🙄🙄😡😡 +i never realised how fat i was fucking afhfblkSDv.anC +There are no legal gun laws, all are invalid and void via the #2A +K&R only did it because pre-ANSI C was weird. some_function(x, y) double x; char y; { code_goes_here(); } Putting braces on the same line would've looked awful. When ANSI came out, it got simplified to this: int some_function(double x, char y) { code_goes_here(); } K&R never updated their coding standards because they wanted something compatible with both pre-ANSI and ANSI C, but they *could* have just thrown pre-ANSI C under the bus if they wanted to. +and now , a poem about a girl . her voice said no . her face said no . her body said no . but her eyes . her eyes also said no because i was raping her . +It was a big walk-in closet. When the owner came in he and my ex-friend started talking about what guy they'd like if they were homosexual. +What do you call a dead vegetable? Stephen Hawking +How did the Jews in Europe react to the Holocaust? endothermically +Idk man, festival hoes are real. +You know what’s really funny The fact I can’t pay with my wife at a store +We no longer need her teaching kids if they do n't need to learn anything . +Ok, congress and president, its time to go back to D.C. And help mr. trump put together a coherent plan for this quagmire. +You think normal torture is bad? Try eating exotic food, it’s 100% effective. +What should we call Kurt Cobain right now? Kurt NoBrain +Did you hear about the KKK lynching 500 people? Yeah, the black community is pretty hung up on it. +When I say I didnt eat yesterday I mean all I ate was 3 pieces of pizza, a side of fries and a bowl of spaghetti but for me that is nothing. +NINJA from Die Antwoord gives an amazing AMA answer about circumcision in Africa. +Rape and inceldom are both bad in the same way that stubbing your toe and the Holocaust are both bad +Me:: I'd like to go to the C-Town [food market], does the shuttle go downtown? Shuttle driver:: The service doesn't go down there, it's too dangerous, and I'll tell you why: there are lots of Hispanics, and they're really rude. Shuttle service is supposed to extend within 2-3 miles of campus. Onboard a college shuttle service bus. I felt invisible. I'm Cuban-American. +Roastie believes she has suffered as much as incels because she was called "average" by Chad +I hate it when strangers say they will give me candy and i get molested instead... +I have done 2 yeti based pics for this weeks #colour_collective the first one is minimalist... #celadon… https://t.co/5cNvwJsaXb +What’s dark, stupid, and should be locked away for good? The amount of overused black jokes in this sub. +what do you call a situation where two autistics want the same thing ? an agreeeeeeeeeeeement +Hey guys please go here to help us send the Mexicans back to Mexico . +The reason why hawking will go to the hell is not because of he is atheist It is because of there is a stairway to heaven and highway to hell +Just lost my Sister In law. RIP Jenee! Everything just all fucked up. +Because a nigguh but don't mean you're pussy is bomb +My "Elf on the shelf" watches porn and drinks all my alcohol while I sleep. +what 's the most common symptom of germaphobia ? mild racism +☊Oh great. The person who took twelve minutes in the restaurant bathroom was a sweaty chef who clearly just took a shit. +Why does Sally fall off the swing. Because she has no limbs. +“@MarieLeVisual: if your wardrobe consist of mostly leggings, you's a hoe” guilty +but its not an official policy supported or sanctioned by the government - get that into your fucking head. +My wife laughed at me when I told her I had the body of an 18 year old Then she opened the freezer +@ItsLenDaddy thanks bruh dont ever forget we still on the look out for these faggots ................................. @JustCurrieOn +I can't help but thin that if "men's rights were replaced by "feminism", there would be a shit-storm/downvote brigade +why is judge roy moore against abortions ? because he wants to rape the babies . +No offense, but would you like to join us in our New Year's contest to lose weight? +My sister is an annoying brat and selfish as it may be, I can't stand to see her having a good time. So I always fuck her with the lights off. +Remember, tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day... A fucking nationwide orgy of alcohol, drugs, and drunken sex...just...fuck 😂🔫 +Sometimes I think about what im doing with my life but then I hear about people from high school and I feel so much better 🤓 +RT @KingLekan90210: I forgive all u hoes/girls +Please, feel welcome to learn more about the history of the Macedonian Patriotic Organization , its traditional Bulgarian character and the activities this organization provided for the community and its goals and purposes of today . +"@apdavenport85 @Sigglypuff @texanfan2002114 @tonyromo LMFAOOO, ""76ers"" You're a fucking moron, 😂😂" +What if @CNN reported George Bush planned to nuke Iraq & their reliable source = Saddam Hussein +Why do americans play Jenga? So they can practice their buildings from not falling +Why do black men cry during sex? Because of the pepper spray +I've been fucking hoes and poppin pillys man I feel just like a rockstar +Remember, Incels: Women are our enemy And whiteknights. +You must have met me at some point in time . +Stacie's were criticizing socially inept (homeschooled) Chad for having a 1:5 follower/following ratio This is how vapid they are. +What Pakistani industry suffers the most violations? Lollywood. +I took my Jewish Girlfriend to the Gas Station today Apparently the gas is only for the cars +Knowledge and Muslim clerics = non intersecting sets. #Islam +I assume we have the concept that those who are themselves not in a PLE might be willing to invest in one . +What do ISIS beheadings and the movie "Dune" have in common? They had an extended cut that I would watch again. +Women's biggest predicament in life is whether or not they are attractive enough to get knocked up by Chad before their ovaries quit and have a beta provider raise it or if they'll have to settle for non-Chad as the biological father and hope their superior genetics are dominant just kidding even the ugliest cow can find a sucker to provide for her and her subhuman toddler +Black people are so good at running They should be in a different race. +If we aren't going to add new mods we need to go private The brigading is out of fucking control Sick of seeing anti incel comments with 20+ upvotes. +Hi, Yes anywhere in the maritimes is full of culture and if you like old fashioned values and a very white city go to St. John 's Newfoundland . +Lord help me, I'm not trynna kill a cat for being annoying as fuck at 5 am +Roses are red violets are blue I've got crippling depression +What has more guts than a cornered samurai? The floor, After Seppuku + Isn’t it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t? +What's 14 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream? Crib death. +Don't understand how I'm suppose to remain thankful when life just keeps fucking me over . +9/11 Americans have no humor. The remaining 2/11 have hummus. +Turns out, psycho ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They’ll kill your fucking dog. +My 12-year old daughter wants to go to Disney World. My 75-year old father isn’t interested so she’s mad. We keep telling her, “Come back to bed and let’s all talk about it in the morning.” +I don't like telling jokes about muslims A lot of them have very short fuses +Our relationship Like flowers, it bloomed Like flowers, it died 💐🍂 +Hi the Time is 04:23, the Temp is 23.06 Celsius and the Pressure is 1014.92 MB https://t.co/1hbPCIvIBj +Why do Muslims don't eat pig meat? That would be Cannibalism. +If u ever needed an example of how the "lower" levels of the oppression pyramid directly contribute to violence against women, see @femfreq +Wouldn't want to date a serial killer. Oooo and then there are the girls who like to pretend to get raped. Bitch you have some serious +RT @CaNdY_n_VoDkA: -Not every nigga is pressed for pussy.......specially yours. +pyrofield is trolling everyone but you have to admit it is pretty entertaining. +what 's the difference between a spider and a minority ? i try not to kill every spider i see ( which is true in real life but i have nothing against minorities and this is only a mean joke ) +How do you call a black russian Slav e +@_TriggaPlease_ @kanyewest he's a faggot +Nigga give you everything in the world then call his baby mom names for asking for money and you just in bliss, stupid bitch +They see a Kurd dead on the road, in his pockets there were an onion and a loaf of bread, The other Kurds said: "Why did he die? He had everything" +Please follow a great patriot from Belfast: @cllrjolenebunting +a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder . the bartender asks " where did you get that ? " the parrot replies " africa " +I have a report somewhere called Allied Intrigue in the Low Countries and I seem to remember understanding a bit more . +My father was a cop so he always had my "back" no matter what. From testifying for shooting armed black guys to peeing at 2 o' clock in the morning. +Black Friday Or as blind people call it "Friday" +From now on, i'm going to respond to every thread here talking about NAWALT and looks is not important with two words Jeremy Meeks +That is good news When i was in Norge .. +what 's a police officers least favorite type of pokemon ? dark type +so , a new it guy started at my workplace today . i asked him what you 're supposed to add to the subject line of an email when replying , and i kept pretending i could n't hear him every time he tried to answer . i think he might be autistic . +Damn it. I really wish I hadn't clicked on the IMDB quotes page for THE LAST BOY SCOUT. Now I want to watch it. +Print this on a shirt one day as a font mosaic of all the smug Twitter profile pictures @MichaelDior_ I'm not sexist but females can't drive +If you want to hear what a black `` intellectual '' ( lol ) sounds like , check out the woman in this video trying to debate Dr. William Shockley . +I am still keeping it real for EFE. The winner of #BBNaija 2017 #seegobbe. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉#fireworks🎉🎉🎉🎉 +What's up with white rappers suddenly getting all this attention? Just look at Mac Miller +Gm I will not ever eat Bush Chicken again Serious acid reflex Ouch !! Woke me from my sleep Toss n turn a chicken Lol +Anyone else eat Yorkshire Puds with syrup or am I just fucked +"@chrislhayes @jbarro Apart from WWII, when the fuck has the ""objective"" ever worked? Except making Americas War Industry rich. Ping!" +If somebody commits a crime in the name of the klan they are not a real klansman and should be punished by the law as well as anybody that ordered them to commit the criminal acts . +What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire. +NYS ht had died down a lot. Flurry of tweets after #LawAndOrderSVU tonight. QUICKLY, MINORITIES. POINT OUT THAT ALL THESE WOMEN ARE LYING. +Kendrick just dropped the coldest video of all fucking time +I was probably customers complaining the D-ring was falling off. +Everything must be black on the subreddit Every one of the jokes are stolen +For some reason, my school brought in a biologist to clean the pool. After 17 casualties, I realized they were talking about the gene pool. +THEY JUST SAID IT AGAIN. I am dying. +Normally, when they tell you to you to shoot for the stars You're meant to aim high, not at a crowd. +"@ValentineShow Word of the day: Squirly. ""there are a couple that are squirly."" ""he's like a squirrel in search of nuts""" +What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken. +NSS. More to it. To wit, the man gunned down, the bridge burned down, & the phalick symbol nached down. Belo belt - why GA DOT not busted? +Come on, you just need to meet the right guy to get you loosened up. +For when a people is not willing or able to fight for its existence -- Providence in its eternal justice has decreed that people 's end . +Why do people act so awkward when they ask you where you served your mission, and you say you didn't....like it's not a big deal, calm down +#14,760: Mohamad Radwan Hasan Tab'a, a man from Damascus, detained & then tortured to death on 7/2/2012... #HowManyMore? +I've had a macbook survive a 90+ mph motorcycle accident while strapped to my back. +Got my girly lacie with me 😊❤❤❤ she's my friend AAH AHA DON'T NEED THE ONES THAT DON'T CARE AND ARE MEAN XX +What's the best part about duct tape? It turns "no... no... no..." into "mmm... mmm... mmm..." +Why did the poor little hungry African boy time travel to the 1700's? So he could get his ancestors enslaved to America. +All these hoes say that wanna be cuffed bitch cuff this dick +Absolutely FUCK MITCH MCCONNELL with a 14' razor wire dildo.... +If by some miracle of shitlibbery Trump turned out to be the deep Russian agent these dolts want him to be–I probably wouldn't give a shit. +Says more about you than about them. @WizardryOfOzil I'm not sexist, but a female standup comedian has never successfully made me laugh. +Social Worker's short account of Intimate Partner Violence. +Oh snap, it's the Masculinity Police Chief. @connor_rutledge Also on that note any man who wears fake tan isn't a man #notsexist #justhonest +You're never going to catch me being rude to someone. If you don't like me I'll still say hi, cus it's polite and mature +"One thing I deadass hate is when a ""rapper"" or whoever you think is a rapper is when they go over 30secs in the beginning w/o saying a word" +#MAGA Funny how so many "resist" trolls go on about how smart they are and how dumb President Trump supporters are... but then proceed to smugly expose their own stupidity... +Life is like a box of chocolates The ones with nuts are generally better +why do homeless people sleep with newspapers ? because your mother is dead . +I can't fucking get educated, Barbara! Not all of us grew up with parents who had 9-5 stable jobs! I don't need another loan recommendation! +G: SNIPHer + 9/11 + FIELD MCCONNELL + Hamish + pastel IOC SNIPH is Standard Naval Intelligence Profiler Human vehicles & private jets departed west coast US & any east coast airport destined for Caribbean are being SNIPH for human scents of pungent traitors like Hillary, McCain or Kristine Marcy. +People are so bipolar these days. +I used to enter horse competitions until I was thrown off one and broke my leg . +I've never had a problem w| anybody here, I've been w| the company for a year, and then this snitch fucking bitch is trying to get me fired +They say black cats are bad luck 🍌 That's why I never fuck black girls. +Waco: The U.S. government killed dozens of people because of a firearms infraction. +I feel like throwing up this is so awful What have you normans done to me? +Government should be held accountable for not doing more in the past to preserve better.Hopefully whats left can be managed better . +kek imagine if your parents were to organise for a prostitute to come and see you on your birthday +what 's the difference what 's the difference between jews and boy scouts ? boy scouts return from camps . +uh...my grandparents are currently having a conversation on fattax & neelofx. um, my grandfather started it. um what +.@PelorsHope Dunno...ran out of characters...meant which other character in the 1986 Transformers movies did he voice? +Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill +That mud is certainly not Swedish Try something like this : They are the misses of Norway , both White and beautiful Brian +The SJW mods on this sub side with bigoted normies over incels +#MoreAcceptableThors: No Foreplay Thor, Garlic Breath Thor, Moocher Roommate Thor, Root Canal Thor, 8 a.m. Chem 101 Thor +an old one that i have n't seen here . what do you get when you empty a dump truck full of dead babies with a pitch fork ? an erection . +Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. +She don't get emojis until after I bag, emojis are pussy shit +Oh, of course you will change your mind. All women do. +Fuck why do bad thing have to happen to my friends :( +Joe Johnson is 42 points away from being the 42nd player to reach 20,000 career points in the #NBA, with 5 games left in the regular season. +I wanna start doing YouTube videos. I've been wanting to do them since I was 13 :( I'm fucking 19. LMFAOOOO +ur face is classified as a utility by the FCC. +Same thing with why gang members on IG live showing guns, talking bout nigga shit...then they get arrested and say somebody snitching +I know I would stick up for a white girl any day . +An AR10 is a weapon that 9/10 of those who own , myself included , do not have even half the range time or training with to actually use to it 's capabilities . +kapil_janyani benefits of the same plan till 30th June 2017 (2GB 4G data per day), it will be free service. On 1st July 2017 benefits(2/4) +If university wasn't free for me i would have never attended Going in debt just to hear normies have sex with each other is the worst investment. +I'm a doctoral student in psychology and supervisor of student teachers. Today I was conducting an observation at a high school in a small town in Western Michigan. I introduced myself to the master teacher, a 50 something White woman, and she directed me to sit at the front of the class. Her:: Class, we have a visitor today who is observing our student teacher. Please welcome Mr...oh I forgot your last name. Me:: It's Barajas Her:: Ahh, that's why I forgot. Class, he said Smith, right?. Please welcome Mr. Smith. (Class erupts in laughter) Me:: Stunned silence. +last time i had sex it felt like the olympic final it involved black men and a gun +THE BATTLE OF COUSIN FUCKER STATES 👍🏻 Nah but really. +If Jews have so much money.. Why are they all buried in mass graves?? +Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat. Gina Gershon #ginagershon +Hey, just joined today after being a lurker for a couple of months . +If you fart loudly in public Just yell JET POWER and start *crashing into the twin towers* +It's mind blowing that 80% of men between ages 15-30 go daily to work/school with the hope that someday they will touch a female how have they not quit their job or dropped out of school yet?whats the point of working for nothing?what keeps them going? +If a rapper said "I grab them by the pussy, I don't even wait", it would be on the Billboard Top 100 If Christian Grey said it, women would be cumming their brains out to the idea. +Reminder that having symmetrical facial bones is 100 times more important than all the "grooming" normies suggest Fucking lol if you have an assymetric face +Two cops are having lunch at a McDonald's. Says one: "I shot a black guy today at 10 am." Asks the other: "Why at 10?" +How do you call a fight between Jews? Star wars +The woman privilege: camgirl makes money out of thin air +Whats worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles. +A fucking squirrel got into our apartment a while ago. I had no idea squirrel's could growl until I had to chase it outta here with a broom. +No, I won't film you doing fucking bicep curls. Jesus Christ, Tilton Fitness is ruined. +Not at my computer. Will report a bug with search & blocks later. Not sure if this is intentional or not, but it seems sub-optimal. +A funny idea should be acceptable, but not Always should be brought into reality. Just like the idea of completely banning slavery. +I mean...GIVE THE COP A FUCKING PEPSI AND YOU WON'T GET SHOT! RACISM OVER! Terrible. +#WEATHER: 🌤Warm & nice today, BUT storms & SNOW🌩❄️are in the forecast @bryanweather has the details on 13 News This Morning🌇see you then!👋🏼 +Joking about twin towers is like joking about god None of them exists but normies get mad when you do it +I feel so bad for them [women working in a fabric store] because they don't have anyone to carry the heavy things. +RT @Vacante_: If ya girl shaves the pussy before going out with her girls, somethings wrong. +If men took a ‘day of absence’ from the world, and inevitably the world shut down, would feminists realize they need us more than we need them? +Racism is only a problem now because minorities continue to think they're oppressed. +what 's the difference between christina grimmie and hillary clinton ? hillary wo n't go down no matter how many shots you give her . +RS freshman Tyler Biadasz has gotten a ton of first-team reps at center with Deiter at LG. #Badgers started the scrimmage like that today. +daily dose of dark jokes a little girl goes into the shower with her mom . she looks up at her mothers ' breasts and says " mommy , when will i get those ? " her mother says " when you 're older " . a few days later she goes into the shower with her dad . she looks up at his penis and says " daddy , when will i get one of those ? " her father says " when your mother leaves for work " . +WHITE=VOLCEL If you are white and not either deformed, autistic, or manlit you are volcel. +What's black, white, and rolls off a pier? A black man and a seagull fighting for a chicken leg. +What are Java programmers put in when they die? A .JAR +I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my cabinet +I just realized niggas be screaming take it all during sex. but will kill themselves when their SO takes the children, car, house and their money via child support. +I could watch The Fifth Element a million times and not get tired of it. Don't know why. — watching The Fifth Element +Look at it this way : Most goths/emos/punks are white . +You need to look at Technical Schools. You don't come from the right family background to go to college. +Shooting up the school is just like when it's sale on a supermarket Everyone just gone nuts and screaming, it becomes chaotic, just for something that you don't even want to have but you had to get it. +This dog just messed up his cage🙄 so glad it happened now before I was sleeping good then the middle of the night +Happy Friday bitches #kimorablac http://t.co/SKpKf0fGNe +Humans and negroes use restaurants in entirely different ways . +.@scarmichael18 So, you will continue to oppose equality no matter the logic...? +What do you get charged for when you beat up a black person? Vandalism. +so i just got kicked off of r / cordcutters . apparently , life support systems at children 's hospitals do n't qualify . +For your viewing pleasure, a full album of defending feminism in this subreddit, and then getting banned from the feminism subreddit +I'm forsure I will be most likely slowly working on my journalism most likely fuger how I want to do things but I know I most likely be spending less time outside politics.. after all I know how to bring my change and difference 😎 +sex is like driving You learn both in a parking lot with your daddy +My C.V was rejected, based on my sexual identity as a male +Don't worry, we can fix you. +Yes you were probably too early to the comment party. +If anyone blocked disbelieves this claim, they are welcome to follow @Moldybar's instructions and see if they can follow/RT/fav my tweets. +Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Can't wait to find out if we're having a boy or an abortion. +Police officer just told me "you are not an asshole. All is fair in love and puppies." +You're an uncle fucker I must say, you fucked your uncle yesterday +#womenaretoohardtoanimate because "oops, our game is 100% female characters, oh well" isn't a thing, but THIS is +Every asking why DT always wears caps!Well it's simple he's bald but also fresh ego kid pays him for advertising😂😭 #poorman #needseverypenny +You're a dumb asshole. @jamiecowan92 I'm no sexist btw cause I'd punch a woman to show that she's equal #equality +Why is a dead body like playdoh? Because it’s fun to play with, not to eat, but you do it anyway. +how do ethiopians celebrate a child 's t birthday ? they leave flowers on its grave +So I want to come out of the closet but my uncle keeps putting the key in his asshole and I don't want to put my hands where my dick is going +I thought about legalizing abortions. Then I realized that I can just drug her, cram My fist up there, and rip it out. Then I'd feed it to her of course. +i heard this song on the radio ONCE and it's ruining my fucking life +1. What he doesn't get is he speaks from white male privilege. The card game was, in fact, made up of 100% white males. +Right Now Going To Chill Back Until They Officially Call It Need To Give My Head Some Rest From Bouncing Back And Forwards Lol +@_BeverlyNoHills you so fucking nasty. You got held to the wrong pussy. I'm telling , you bet not ever kiss me again!! I'm breaking up w| u! +Im just a young niggah tryna live my life long +What if you accidentally slept with a schizophrenic guy and had a nutter baby? +#PRICEISRIGHT HI FROM ATX LOVE THIS SHOW MISS MY MOM SO MUCH WE WOULD WATCH IT WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL +Me:: Man it's so hot! I'm leaking sweat... White male:: How can you be hot?? Your people come from AFRICA! You should be used to it! At an outdoor nightclub with roller derby team. I'm a 25-year old black female...and how many generations removed from Africa? Does being black mean you have no sweat glands? +@RealWallieWall Sheet i can't do that too a cripple +Hi I would like to make friends You are my people +LMFAO @ "Depressed" Females Sorry to hear your slutty profile picture got less likes than Stacy's. +"@Bill_ee_O @LFBarfe @Trubshawe1 @bwelliott13 ""And call the bus driver 'darkie' to impress the girls""" +What's worse than raping a deaf girl? Breaking her fingers after so she can't tell anyone. +It is hard to say what is going to happen however one way or the other I think Whites in South Africa should get out of the country and try to make it to a safer location such as Canada or Australia . +What does a teenage girl in Alabama give her dad on Father’s Day? Her virginity +As of December 31st , 2013 at about 8 AM PST , the booklet had been downloaded 16,270 times and counting . +*yawn* @Eminent_dude Im sorry but women cannot drive, call me sexist or whatever but it's true. +in yoongis opinion bc tae was in that play anyway how is that punishment and jimin is just happy to be with tae wherever they are) +I'm glad you pointed this out that anti-Bullying campaign has been used to promote homosexuals who are more likely to bully anyone who disagrees with them . +'sex is not everything' i have to go, im gonna have sex with my chad bf hehehe, goodbye +All I can say for idiots on the Right and the left who are buying this bullshit? HAHAHAHA YOU ARE DUMBER THAN DOGSHIT!!!! #SyriaStrikes +all these women are upset they got hit on at work but none of them ever realize that being a good looking female was the only reason they ever got hired in the first place 😂 +What do you say to a black Jew? "Get back in the oven" +I Hate Menstruation Jokes, They're just not funny. Period. +all i can say is thank goodness i was n't educated in this country. i fear for our children i really do ! +Nigga said dates is pussy installment plans, so is that why you gotta keep saying her when you get it cuz it's never truly yours? +Spare this, spare that, save this, save that... If you was a bad bitch you'd SPEAK 🗣😂 +The white nationalist front has never been proven to exist outside of the chairman there waste of your time until it is proved to exist +Too long to put in the title Mexico doesn't have any Olympic mwdals because all the fastest runners, swimmers and jumpers are in America. (Mobile) (No actual harm or offense intended) +it 's statistically proven that / people enjoy gang - rape . who cares about the other / majority rules . +Was eating this girl out the other night When for some reason I started tasting horse semen. I was like, "Woah Grandma that's how you died?" +but that seems gross, and not really how this tool should be used. can do better w/other things, this is more for an overview. +@kiela_g_3 Home fag. Didn't feel like puttin up with your shit today +Random girl in the liquor store parking lot:: Can I bum a cigarette? (after I gave it to her) Are you a chick or a dude? Me:: Um, I'm female. Girl:: Are you gay? Me:: Uhhhh... Girl:: You should've kept your hair long. This happened last week in Worcester, Massachusetts. I was hurt, and subsequently disappointed in myself for feeling so hurt. DAMN GENDER CONSTRUCTS! +How many whales does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to bitch for a man to to help them change the lightbulb and the other to bitch that they didn't need the help. +Oh, darling MRAs. You making jabs at my appearance won't keep me from working to provide tools so others can shut you down. <3 +RT @DFkinLopes: Even at a young age these hoes ain't loyal http://t.co/OMWaEd2PcJ +X was trying to help people with their depression. How’d that work out for Jocelyn Flores? +How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? You superglue the food to the ceiling Just kidding, they don't have ceilings +how do you get a nun pregnant have the alter boy shit in her vagina +Well, of course life is easy for you, you're Malay. It's not like you need to be smart to get a scholarship. +I hate when people text me using some irregular ass lingo 😑 +"RT @littlebupdolans: imma go watch the boys ""you're not alone"" video and cry the rest of my fucking tears ojt" +You're pretty for a Tamil girl. +"RT @ashtagg: Do boys wake up and think ""I'm gonna be stupid as fuck today""" +i like my towers like i like my soldiers fallen +Apparently it's not a known fact that In your third trimester of pregnancy you are more irritable. And apparently I'm being a bitch🙃 +There are entire towns in various parts of Texas I have heard that will kindly show black folks right back the way they came from . +She's not a real writer - she's a crackhead and a half! +Wow that is actually the stupidest thing I've read all day. @hashtag_fritch Swear I'm not sexist but boy meets world >> girl meets world +I just want Gordon Ramsay to call me an idiot sandwich +What issues do you face on a daily basis* that could be avoided/ solved/ rectified if society, or women, or people in general had a better understanding of them? +When you make a cute ass video snap but you look lowkey ugly so you don't know if you should post it or not 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️ #Currently +nfl injury report - aaron hernandez ( neck ) out indefinitely +$900 Million in Crystal Meth Seized Australian Federal Police found 903 kilograms hidden in boxes of wooden floor boards shipped from China. +Ugly People Cannot Survive Anyone below 5/10 should be euthanized it would be a mercy. +On Cristhmas day On Cristhmas Day,Santa gives the kid a football and a bycicle. Why was the kid mad at Santa? He didn't have legs. +if i7 ever lets me in, i could do a fucking scout. :) +What do you call a Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese +What do you call a white man with a large dick? Asleep, because that motherfucker is dreaming. +I've always hated deaf jokes. I never heard a good one. +yes BREW world order would have been funnier god fucking dammit +My sister is mad as hell we haf to watch huck getting shot twice!!! Who does that?? #Scandal +Just touch down in Jamaica tryna smoke two acres . Send a nigguh to his makerr +RT @_xchaazelle: most of the bitches he fw not old enough to get a ID 😂😂so what that tell you 💁 +Dick game make a faithful bitch start cheat in +RT @tupactopus: hoes on my jitterbug +i wish i had a backup country like the jews do that must be nice +"@PhychoAsylum ""Better not to touch it,"" she said to Leslie as she saw him pick it up, ""I don't want to see you getting hurt around here.""" +But one cannot deny that the greatest responsibility for this war goes to France and Great Britain , after all those are those two nations who have declared war in Germany ... +40 year old man and wife banging everyday upstairs 4/10 bald guy with 7/10 wife late forties shake my whole room with their banging +Just as the bbc begins its campaign to stay in the eu and forever change the racial demographic of the UK and Europe forever . +but if you print it and get it into comic stores , you get a lot more coverage of the population , my oppinion . +Calling females females is NOT CREEPY Men who get laid call them chicks, bitches, hos all the time. +What's the difference between black people and apples? Nothing, they both hang from trees. +i hate!!!! being sick!!!! i already had the flu three weeks ago this is bullshit i hate my garbage immune system +You're a guy, shouldn't you be able to change your own oil? +What do you call the part of the city where black people live? The zoo. Except for some reason all the animals were let out of their cages +Ever noticed how they always say that about the Romans or Greek armies ... No one says ' ' oh I wonder how many non Whites were on the Goth or Gaul armies ' ' . +I fixed it for you: - Jihad - Usury - Welfare - Eradication - Sadism It also spells out those that will not be blamed for nothing +How do you starve a black mans family? You hide his food stamps in his workbooks. +What is the one characteristic you absolutely despise in women? +.@hjosephine @StanfordLibs Really great evidence from @Stanford researchers (from various disciplines) for using @overleaf. #DSwebinar +so a man decided to see a doctor a man decided to see a doctor about a lump on his arm . the nurse tells him to sign in , to which he pulls out his dick . the nurse replies , " with a pen mister c.k. " based off an outright to a cyanide and happiness video +Amateur porn and romantic vanilla hentai are the most depressing kinds of porn If you wanna watch porn that won't depress you, watch professional shit where they do that as a job. +It's from mid day Saturday untill the sunday morning but on the Sunday morning if enough want to stay on for the day we 'll see about putting on some ballads & holding a few extra events through the day . +omg, you guys. they are misusing the word gaslighting repeatedly. must not have gotten to that on their SJW word of the day calendar yet. +Hate bitches that you gotta ask 200 questions to get to what you looking for 😭 +"Trash Human Power Rankings: 1. Mitch McConnell 2. Y'all's alleged ""President"" 3. Nicolas Cage 4. Paul Ryan 5. Tyrese" +My wife wanted to go to a retro party I asked her why, she said she wanted to feel like she lived in the 50's So I beat her +Blasting three days grace and repping the fuck out in the Gym let's Fucking get it ! RISE AND GRIND +Shadow banned, comments removed from /TwoX and harassed by /SRS for comment about boys' school grades falling behind girl's +eminem 's music really appeals to black people " he goes home and barely knows his own daughter " +How do you find out how fast your dog is? Look at the speedometer before you hit the breaks. +4 fat hoes ina caddilac. U can tell they jus lost dey luxury car ride virginity#hoes too happy lmao +Son to father: Son: Dad, I need to tell you something.. I’m gay.. Dad: *pulls off belt and drops pants* I have waited for this moment for so long +i always wanted to be in hollywood as a kid turns out hollywood wants to be in me as a kid too +i do n't get why people say " know it like the back of my ha " i never really looked at the back of my hand much . my wife knows all about the back of my hand though . +What's the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My cock +"@thedomains @TLDInvestors ""least partying people"" I don't believe that for a second. I have been a witness!" +Best way to fuck with furries? Send them to China +we r mtng at 3pm for the final.we shall discuss our concerns as we end the season.kindly b there n in tym.we must b strong.tell a player! +I heard that Japan recently found a desert in their country... They found it August 6th 1945 +How many jews fit inside Hitlers old bathtub? 12 Shovels +Every time I play a Patapon game and hear the "Ushishi Theme", I think of a beatboxing monkey. "YO YO YO GET UPPA!!!" +I am al for equality I hit my son just as hard as my daughter with my belt +So she can try & claim innocence, but statistics paint her as being someone to avoid. And I've been in her sights for a while. Oh well. +how come there are n't many racist jokes against whites ? because a white guy might get so upset that he 'll shoot up a school . +If you think this sub is sad and pathetic, then you should check out /r/VirginityExchange Even the sticked post is from a normie who fucked one of the few virgin women there, of course posting platitudes LOL +After you realize that you will never be accepted equal to them you are welcome to come back . +notice that the Media has almost entirely ignored the victims because the Media hates the victims because they're mostly White and mostly Trump voters let's be honest, the Media is glad that they're dead +Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead +[SUIFUEL] Females defending criminal because he looks ''hot'' in his mugshot +I need dumbbells w/plates, pref up to 60 lbs on each. Suggestions to find these in the Bay Area cheap? +Try not to laugh while reading this; Gardner added that if Moore wins the election, "the Senate should vote to expel him, because he does not meet the ethical and moral requirements of the United States Senate." +What is the hardest thing to hide after you kill a child? The Boner. +Watch "Innocents Betrayed" to get a broader picture of the human carnage during the 20th century. +what can a baby do that a black man ca n't ? get out of trouble . +now time to find the monkey term scripts! +I have taken a wrong turn at #TGC17 and found myself at the #Phrembleman #Theology conference #2017 which is apparently held downstairs. +I had to leave my girlfriend behind when I moved country Dogs weren't allowed on the plane. +How to piss off a liberal What are you going to do? Shoot me? +[World News Update] North Korea fires another ballistic missile, South Korea says - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/jJUF16bNIn | Visit jobw… +What do kids with cancer and iPhone batteries have in common? They both don’t last more than two years. +Better Paul walker joke than the one right below this one What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in common? They both died at 90 +I hate parties, yet I listen to party music in the comfort of my home while I dance alone Damn, I'm really an idiot. +Whats the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa stays for the milk and cookies, Jews only stay for the shower. +They say you shouldn't have a favorite child.. But only one of my daughters does anal +My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. I love keeping her in the basement. +I went on the EDL page last night and I saw the funnies thing . +#FollowFriday ✨ @OccamsEpilady @FrozenFrog @Leamorabito @Mbarris01 @CGMCPO @AquaRuby @Hippiemamagypsylove +A 35yo female gym teacher had sex with her 18yo former student and is doing and AMA +Whats the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape How long the chain is +The GOP hates the American ppl so they side with Wall Street vs. us every time&now they rescind another protection for regular Americans. +I need to start writing again.. I have too many thoughts/opinions/frustrations that I need to express about numerous things +RT @Medz4u: •not all black girls are ghetto though +i hate accidentally falling asleep then waking up at some random ass times +20th January 1882 a drapers shop called Coxon & Co. in Newcastle-upon-Tyne became the first shop to be lit by electric light. +asian girlfriend i love asian women . i had an asian girlfriend once -- for an hour . it cost me $ bucks . +Aww, I missed Mikurin's SHOWROOM b/c I was at a nomikai T_T First time in a while I didn't rank in her SHOWROOM +I cannot say that I am happy about supporting welfare mothers , but I can firmly say that I prefer supporting a welfare mother than a murder-clinic . +"ally in social media is a slang word. my slang is not good." oh, here come allegations of racism. countdown. +In Examples The Victims in Divorce Were A Father/Husband [x-post from /AskReddit that blew Up To /All] +Please join the discussions first before posting your pictures . +"Ran into one of my grandads pals today Ive not seen since I was wee, I got""you're some height now Jordan"" compared to what,a fucking smurf?🤔" +I'm talking about people that take an active stand to say they want to create solutions for harassment, but do nothing beyond get RTed. +U kno what!!!! Fuck club penguin i aint never play it.....!!! Jks jks im actually real sad for this :< i never played +Any incels here thinking of joining the army We can't live a normie life, maybe fighting and dying for something silly will give us some amount of pleasure +It isn't to shame; it is a reality that has to be factored in to plans. The GOP includes many who are dumb, racist and trump re-electors +"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door... She said, "My name's Anna." I said, "Yeah, I know." +What’s the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter Harry could escape the chamber +"@GirlThatsVonte: These hoes be thinking Meat won't slap they ass 😴👋" ainna bruh +What’s the difference between the SAT’s and school shootings? You only have 1 shot to prove yourself at the SAT’s +I adore the cold , as long as I can fly down South to walk on the beach when it 's warm . +I agree , Asian nations are relatively stable compared to Africa and S. America so I wonder why Asians even come to America at all . +hello grafana/graphite/statsd server, let's set you up again because this will be innnnteresting +A man called in to the suicide hotline in iraq The got exited and asked if he knew How to fly a plane +a man is at a bar and getting way too drunk and after one too many drinks , and another fake number , he stops the music and says " i ve had just about enough of you all . i hate everyone in here ! i 'll fight any one-- i 'll fight everyone ! this side of the room over here is a bunch of assholes ! and everyone on this side of the room is a bunch of faggots ! so c'mon , who wants a piece ! " just then a man gets up and takes a few steps , and the angry drunk says " ok asshole , you wanna fight ! " and the man says with a gay lisp " no , i 'm on the wrong side of the room . " +"@SecureKey trying to manage MSCA but keep getting ""an unexpected error"" when attempting to open the login. You guys down for maintenance?" +This is a thread I created a while ago . +I can vouch for Blades and bows I have done business with them many times and customer service brilliant if you got a problem they will sort it . +Pennsylvania is white trash and is so are all Pennsylvanians. +"""Stroke Puts Mom In A Coma. When She Wakes Up, She Finds Out She Gave Birth https://t.co/p0OVZyft2t""" +What sound do planes make when they hit the ground? Nothing, they miss and hit some towers. +26th November 1968 Race Relations Act comes into force, making it illegal to refuse housing, employment or a public service due to ethnic background. +William Shatner Attacks Snowflakes, Social Justice Warriors, and Misandrists Just when I thought Shatner couldn't get any more awesome. +If you aren't doing anything with your life #StayFarAwayFromMe - I don't want you to rub off on me...I'm all about the grind! ! #Just +Bad bitch on my line tryna give me brains +"Uhm...the trailer for IT is sick, not in the ""Trump is a sick man"" way but in the ""holy shit this movie looks sick"" way." +What are my views on slavery? Works for me... +MadBum, walking legend, fucking Hammer of the Gods +Where was he the year before last when the seahawks won by a mile. +I inappropriately touched or offered to touch informants in exchange for money. +Every video I've been looking at I questioned if me, stacey and Kelsi were black out but I should already know that answer 😭 +I am turning 21 soon and never had a girlfriend My only question to the oldercels on here is: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE Seriously this is a terrible way to live, how did you guys make it that long? +I want you guys to scream this out load I Raped Your Bitch +Put the weights back on the rack bitch!! Smdh lol Dick Chaney's! http://t.co/pThwskJhdY +why does every1 come in my room and never shut the fucking door +Taco Bell should sell a taco called an Ariana Grande +Before I became a Christian when I was a big fan of heavy metal I liked Old lead singer of Gathering Old female singer of Tristania ( my favorite ) 80 's pop was all pretty good too Cyndi Lauper Sanda Kim Wilde +I am genuinely a retarded lassie have no clue how to find my train +1 day out of the week at my house is too much to ask i give this dude all the time in the world to work on himself & i can't even get 1 day +last time I had sex it was like 100m dash. 8 black guys and a gun. +"damn i hate ""boy twitter"" they're all so weird and annoying 😤" +worst part about getting highlights is sitting under the damn heat 😵 +My house gave out GLUTEN FILLED, PEANUT LACED, CHOCOLATE FILLED, GOODNESS‼️Sorry OTHER PARENTS WHO BITCH. +I'm impressesed with the ' if you do n't like it go somewhere else ' and ' herd mentality ' quips . Way to start a civilised debate , non ami . +My mom is a cancer, kinda ironic how she died... A giant crab ate her +hi connor franta is an incredible human who deserves so much love and happiness and i just really hope he knows that +new to the hole scene 20/m from connecticut make sure you find the real people and not the hole fake wp people +Chairperson of ANC does not understand its resolutions then what is he leading ? Common sense is very dangerous. +Having sex with socks isn't that bad But I prefer people anyway. +#AP: #Saudi Arabia announces that movie theaters will open in the kingdom next year, for the first time in more than 35 years. +You should pierce your ears so people know you're a girl. +They knew the were screwing over people but didn't care because the government would bail them out anyways. I've lost faith in the system. +good morning ! i haven't slept yet and i'm still drunk bc i never stopped drinking . today is a good day ! +Certain individuals like to claim some form of ' moral high-ground ' in our racial fight to preserve the White race. irish republicans hidden jewish past ..... +UT is currently the top Big 12 and Texas school in the Division I Learfield Directors’ Cup standings, per an UT release #HookEm +Had a dream that I got to sing One Car Garage with @bradleywalden at the @Emarosa show in Columbus..That'd be sick as fuck 😂 +(2) centralized state that implements leftists values and is controlled by the left. +Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is +Supreme Court Temporarily Puts Trump's Travel Ban in Fuller Force Again as It Hears Briefing on the Issues and Debates a Ruling —Ace +if you're one of the other ppl that have applied to live on floor ec-04-2 @SalfordUni this September hit me up🤘🏼🤘🏼 +Do you think the President is practicing his first Amendment right to tweet? +A lurker from Down Under , a grandson of a royal marine green beret whom stormed Normandy and served in the pacific . +My friend told me to go outside and play a game I played beat the retard with axes while he played running man while screaming +Its crazy how these Niggas hate on me but don't even know me +“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.” ― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World +what is the best part about a baby with a broken neck ? portable deep throat . +FUCKING AMAZON MOVE YOUR ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +lmao is it weird that i love watching Brandon sleep ? idk why i just love staring at him period ... 😍🤔🤔 +Hell, i tend to not give a tinker 's darn if my friends ' ocasionally ' smoke weed . +Free Edgar Steele has announced the start of an official fundraising campaign with full support of Cyndi Steele : Fundraising Campaign | Free Edgar Steele +18 dollars and i still havent fucked gaming grups because why dont zimbabwe remember andy warhols name +I’m not racist. I love black people! I would even purchase one myself. +after work , i volunteer to help blind children . by the way , verb not adjective +Abo thick wall and peribowel FF for intussception less likely for successful enema reduction #usnyc17 +She wants the attention. She's admitted she's a "sellout". But a lot of good women are helping her write this book. +HappierAbroad What is your opinion of the HappierAbroad forum & Winston Wu's solution for Western incels to simply back their bags, go abroad and get laid there? +When a hoe tryna get at you while ya girl is looking http://t.co/Ihlzw7njke +Lol dat bitch petty +Civic nationalists start becoming ethnic nationalists when you start asking how you’re going to hold it all together. +my friend had to remind me what a freudian slip slip was yesterday, sometimes I fagot what it means +Women? Holding things? That have mass? WEIRD @ZelRetro In weight training. And there's more girls then guys. Not sexist but a little strange +The kid from Toy Story never left his toys... So when he turned 30 he was still playing with his own Woody and Buzz had to change his motto, "to virginity and beyond" +jokes about deporting mexicans are n't funny they 're despicable . +"I only be with older men cause they're more mature" That supposed to fool us bitch? +How many dead hookers doesn’t take to change a lightbulb? More then 30 because my basement’s still dark. +Those in the countries you mentioned are the mongrel offspring between whites ( Aryans ) and Arabs and its funny how those of the East who claim to be the Aryans talk about white people who came and mixed with them and the only Aryans apparently in the East are those with light skin and blue eyes . +You annoyed me every day for months you're a fucking moron +To all young souls that share the thelepatic feeling with me yes The fire rises my brothers +@CapoDaAssHole @Alejandro_Bihhh lmaooo I wanted them hoes she was suppose to hold em +Reminder that young innocent love is the single most important thing in life And you will never experience it even if you somehow get plastic surgery or whatever and ascend, it will be too late for you to enjoy your most important years +What do women and drugs have in common They both are harmful dangerous and they ruin your career +Those of the youth hold the future .... just listen to your old farts and young at heart 20 's and 30 's for a little advise +I was in a dead ass sleep, I don't know how tf I woke up when the ball to my tongue ring fell off... like bih I coulda chocked and died😂😭😂 +#Tosyali-Toyo Celik may start production end-April @Falconsteel @Yikungroup @EUNIRPA @A_Milewski @rrosren @EnergyMetals @serefoguz @ilan_is +Watching Strong Woman Do Boog Soon during public speaking because I've decided that's a better use of my time +Just a reminder that if you're not a 9.99999/10 at min, its all fucking over! +My wheelchair bound girlfriend dumped me. She said all I ever do is push her around and talk about her behind her back. +somewhere over the . hoards of dead jews just after the auschwitz showers . +What do you call pissed white people? Salted crackers +I mean it's morally wrong to fire people because they're gay, but that doesn't mean that it should be illegal! +What do you call a Muslim who wears glasses and is missing an arm? A Muslim who cannot c4 shit +I don't hate nobody even niggas that tried to fuck me over. Thank you for helping me grow 💯 +"Statistically most of the [rattlesnake] bites that occur are on twentysomething males, often who r intoxicated and start teasing the snake" +TwoX defends attempted murder for alleged groping with no evidence because he's male +fallout mods are all bad everything on nexusmods is fucking that lady and she said she wanted her name to be Grease. +What’s the hardest part about killing a baby in the oven? My dick +9/10 people enjoy a gangrape... Actually make that 8/10, the father is having second thoughts +I like my women like my steaks Red and bloody +Now the adverisers don't want their ads on shitty vids, and pull the plug. 100s of millions less revenue, killing all creators. Well played. +|| Hey all, Replies and stuff later, But I'm popping in as a writer jn. I wanna become more friendly with the writer's behind the character+ +.@MarciaCrocker01 @trishesdishes ..mistake. I find both abortion & child abandonment detestable. But, if one gets an awful choice, both must +Mandatory Child Vaccines Are Full Of THIS Deadly Monsanto Chemical! +Hey, O'Rilley! Please, please, please sue me too because I believe Wendy Walsh! And kiss that career goodbye! Karma can be a bitch! +What’s a Nazi’s favorite joke? Knock knock Who’s there? Not Jew! *just came up with this while at work* +An angel was born last Feb 1 in the year 1994 named Harry he got the most ethereal heart & soul. Mi amour, follow me? @Harry_Styles —123,170 +Why aren’t there red headed black people? God doesn’t punish twice EDIT: holy wow, this blew up, top of the sub too +can't put effort into anything anymore, our generation is deadass fucked up +I saw a loaded hearse get pulled over for speeding this morning, which I found rather curious. I mean, it's not like the passenger was in any sort of hurry. +BBC journalists are whining about earning less than men on #EqualPayDay, but I earn more, so... +Mans a winner whether you like him or not & most games we've lost or drawn can be attributed to our lack of clinical finishing, not tactics. +#EastEnders bloody hell it's like watching that movie🎬 #FinalDestination +my nigger is very talented he excels in every field +It's another "girl looks at you as you get nearer before she turns away with disinterest after realizing you aren't attractive" episode +people are so fucking ignorant stop trying to voice your opinion on a topic you know nothing about +what do you call a pirate that shoots up a school ? captain sandy hook +(QUESTION) is this sub called "dark jokes" because its literally 90% unfunny black people jokes, or because of the 20% of legitimately funny dark humor? +Amazons two day shippings got me fucked up because anything that takes longer than two days to come feels like an eternity +Glad it was false because where would we get our Hawaiian pizzas? +If you've ever had long hair and been mistaken for a woman... ...then you JUST might be an incel. +it's always the hoes who you literally don't even fuck with that talk shit and hate on you for no reason 😂😂 why you maddd girl 😩😭😂 +I dont doubt what your saying about the BNP and i hope they do well . +gotta learn to say no because in the end i always end up getting fucked somehow +what are bumper car rides called in china ? driving tests . +@MrMooncricket @FuckTheMallcops @JimTalbot1963 @theharris338 nigga I seen yo ass at da welfare center, punk bitch, ain't worth my time +When it comes to reading digital print stories, which conservative news site is your favorite? +Yeah, but back in the day there were n't that many millions nigs and wetbacks . +I wonder if Stuart Smalley was in relation to his cock size +my girl asked me what i thought about babies apparently " depends on how they 're cooked " is not an acceptable answer . +One can only express sympathy to the families of those people who died regardless of whether they were protesters , police , or pro-government . +A thought: If prostitution is the last job any woman would take when given no other options, then most men won't even have that last option available to them. +We all come from different walks of life Unless you’re a paraplegic. +Bought the Xbox One:Royal Edition Today... Pretty much the same as a normal Xbox one but Diana is all over the dashboard +Whats the best gift for a black person this christmas? A whip and a chain. +a girl asks her dad a question . -"daddy , what 's abortion ? " -"ask your brother " -"but . i do n't have one " +You're an ugly fat cunt whore. You need to odee +Most importantly draw that mental line in your head and once crossed unleash hell . +an irishman a mexican and a scotsman are at the top of a magic slide . when they 're going down the slide the say something and a pool of it will be waiting for them at the bottom . so the scotsman yells " whiskey ! " and slides down the slide . the mexican says " tequila ! " and slides down the slide . their wishes came true ! so the irishman walks up to the slide . he slips , as he slips he lands headfirst on the slide and screams " shit " . +#TGIFSHOW with @MDL_LAMU & @ZulieDVoice @moyogates <> #NP KO MA ROLL by @Tilla_Official FT @VectorThaViper stay tuned & keep it locked. +What do normies mean when they say they are in "complicated relationships"? +pedophiles are fucking immature assholes +please write judge david larimer at 100 State St, Rochester, NY 14614 and ask him to grant dawn nguyen's 2255 motion she has learned +Are you from India? +Homeless guy who likes running got laid, so there's hope for you lot too +Some complain about Trump's obsession with the media, but he knows all too well how media influences and persuades people. +I just left the house knowing that there's no way my phone will last through the night. This is bravery in 2017. +S/O To all the hoes waiting up for that goodnight text.. Bitch please, that nigga don't love you +I don't even sleep anymore I just take 1 hour naps every 2 hours. Sleep schedule mad fucked up +Imagine if Microsoft was more aggressive against piracy "Please activate your windows copy to enjoy it's text to voice features." - Stephen Hawking Dunno is someone ever told that one, I figured it out myself today. +You should look for an internship. Most of them are unpaid, but it's a really great way to get into the field. +If You Think It Isn't , Go To Hell , I Hate You And I Wanna Stab You To Death . +RT @pIayboi: You a square I'm a fucking Rubik's cube +@Tylar____ you ah lien ass hoe +Indiana lost to Bowling Green. Big Ten continues to be trash. +Regarding the James Murphy translation of Mein Kampf I saw a question in another forum which I would like to put to you here . +magi: introduces the generals me: wow.. me: introduces the ren family me: amazing.. magi: shafts both for a 34 yr old godkin throwing a fit +I like texts with long replies. It makes me feel special, as if they actually want to talk to me. IkawAng KISSESunshineKo +My mate Pete has recently been diagnosed with dementia. We now call him Repete Also works with Dave, we now call him Dave ja vu. +Haven't even met my roommate in person, but I can already tell we're gonna be best friends ❤️❤️❤️ @morgiesaurus7 +Of course he said 'no' to you. Men are shallow and weak-minded - you're not going to get a boyfriend unless you wear high heels instead of your converse and low-cut tops instead of your t-shirts, and stop acting so independent, nerdy, and intelligent. Start acting like a proper girl or get used to being alone. +I jerk off to female politicians I'm out of ideas +THERE ARE LOTS OF REASONABLE FEMINISTS, LIKE YOU, BUT THEN THERE ARE THOSE ONE WHO JUST, LIKE, HATE MEN. +RT @choromatsus: [ vague ] i want osomatsu to get his ass kicked so hard he fixes his nasty fuckin attitude +I hate school so fucking badly, i get stuck & jus give up🤦🏾‍♂️🤕 +Thursday's Top 5 Stories: Mobster Pleads, Bears Come Out, Pita Bread Exec Indicted https://t.co/34c39ZTQbX +throwback to the time i didn't have tickets to see blessthefall in milwaukee and beau bokan himself fucking guestlisted me and nick +I am a Racist.....If you like what this degenerate COUNTRY is doing.....keep doing what your doing......CUCK(((added))) ! +AH SHITE! Aguero ALWAYS fucking scores against us... +Good morning Monday I have my truck money full tank and I didn't do any homework. Your my bitch Monday +Plus Professional Wrestling has and will always be remained in my blood +If she's old enough to cross the street she's old enough to get hit. +.@sassyismassey @tinylesbrarian Like it was their WEDDING SONG, you evil wenches! And now I'm fucking covered in FEEEEEEEELZ! +“You can drink an ugly woman pretty, faster than, you can fuck a fat woman thin.” +This is why men can't talk about being sexually abused. +Matthew Short via FB, "There were guys running around on jetskies shooting at houses." +What does a nigger do after sex 15 years to life +Liberals change the facts to fit their deluded narrative , intelligent people change the narrative to fit the facts . +I needed to be in 3 places last night , including this one : Christmas with the Gothard Sisters 2014 : Show Teaser - YouTube +Deep Stuff Masturbation is just necrophilia if your dead on the inside... +Trump calls out Antifa at the #Phoenix rally. +R.I.P my brothers and sisters for you are all heroes to me i need say no more cause actions speak louder than words . +FELLOW incels, what's your thoughts on r/IncelsWithoutHate? +Luke 8:17 "For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.” +If black people are free... Why can’t I buy them? 🤔 +Do you know why youtube rewind is so bad? They only had one "shooting" +My teacher said blacks are stupid and poor I wrote about her for my "My Hero" project &#x200B; (This is the first dark joke I've posted, please don't kill me in my sleep) +It's friday, so I was going to order a pizza. Delivery time: 133-133 minutes. UH. +I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 345 #ParadiseIsland2 #GameInsight +Ex-Friend:: I don't like Mexicans. [Turns to me] Oh, but not you... you're different. Me:: So you like me, just not my whole family? In a car with a mutual friend who stayed silent. This made me feel disrespected and alone. +What do you get when you cross a vegetable with the internet? Whoever created the fucking bot that deletes your post if you don't have at least 10 characters in the text section, thus eliminating several possibilities for jokes. Fuck you. +why did the chicken cross the road to pick at diana 's guts +Yo I really hate when my friends ask wyd around 9:30 to 5:30 on mon-Fri. LIKE NIGGA WORKING LIKE ALWAYS. Lmfao +I am so fucking sick of this facebook trend of "31 days of positive thoughts!!1" how about 365 days of activism +He mentioned the cankles too. I said if nothing else, at least I never got those. He told me I have nice legs & I died for like two days.. +This year I 'm going as a dog , and my two friends are going as a ghost and a mail man . +I personally find it insulting when I see a woman complain about being "lonely" Like bitch you have all these niggas who'd give their left nut to be with you and I haven't even touched a girl's hand lmao +brutal redpill a putrifying female corpse has more sexual market value than the average man +What is the dumbest thing you have heard blamed on the patriarchy? +What do you call an expired vegetable Stephen Hawking. Sorry I made this joke, I know I can't walk away from it. + muslims sit on a bench in the park when a year old girl walks by . one of the muslims says : " she must have been great in her old days." +Losing the will to live half way thru a day of clinical neurology lectures. Pretty please with a cherry on top can someone come & kidnap me? +they are saying 85% of conservatives want daca no no no its voter invasion +Denise: I can't wait to see you fucked up Me: Mothers probably shouldn't say things like that +Statistically, 9/11 towers hate planes. The other 2 had a crush with two of them. +Please, PLEASE start using "is your discernment blunted by steroids" to mean "are you on DRUGS?" from now on. DEAD +What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? you dont cum on the sandwich before you eat it +burkas are great . if you change wives , you can still keep the same photo on your desk . +India: Woman fined Rs.100K for misusing law against husband +Whats the difference between your uncle and a counselor? Don't have to pay the uncle. +You're smart for a Mexican. +Always helps to read the pre joining course material. That way you'd find out you have an exam first thing tomorrow.... 😩😩🙄 +What do a down syndrome and a dog have in common ? They both dribble and no one understands them +what 's the problem with dead baby jokes ? they never get old . +Note to note to self: I just reread my essay....I don't know but I think Microsoft Word fucked me over with auto correct...ffs.. +getting closer to the rope... life fuel needed... +RT @iamyungprince: I hate when people have make a scene for attention. And people fall for the bullshit of drama, Im grown please around I… +I think we can all agree that Pol Pot and Hitler were just two of history's biggest cunts. But... Just look at the amount of medical research they managed to conduct without hurting any animals +This world needs a build a bitch workshop +Myself unfortunately I was never there , but my friend goes every year and she says it is great . +what do you call bathrooms for transgender people ? the disabled bathroom +What is small, soft and brown in children's pants? Michael Jackson's hand. +Why can’t a black person get their Masters Degree? Because they can’t forge his signature +Kind of surprising Santa is kid-friendly Why is his sack full of ‘gifts’ which he only delivers to kids? +What's long and black? The welfare line. +What does the KKK want for Christmas? A white christmas +SN: this 🥗 bout to be lit...I marinated two pieces of tuna with this sweet jerk marinade and some green peppers and onions. Lawd +I am listening to this right now and it is glorious. +What's better than shooting videos for YouTube? Shooting YouTube for videos +Listen to your heart When dealing with my girlfriend, I always listen to my heart. That way, I find she's... drowned out by the stethoscope. - 'The Nefarious B.F.G.' stand-up comedy youtube channel +Remember: A femoid can invalidate anything you say by simply saying "That's weird." +And there's an old man sitting on the thrown that's saying that I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut. +What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present. +Age is making me intolerant of stupid people whose ignorance can only make our lives worse. +neva hated bitxh i made it prolly why u niggas enn y me +My girlfriend asked her to give 6 inches and make her bleed... So I fucked her three times and punched her in the nose. +Remember when I tried to catch Jordan up on Scandal but he was literally next to me watching it yesterday... 😩😂 #oops +It will be the same here when the goodies run out . +So I assume you won't be having children, because that is a 24/7 job. @AlexDramaAklilu call me sexist but my wife will not have a 9-5 job. +Personal growth isn’t about becoming a different person, it’s about fundamentally changing how you interact with who you already are. +The point being, it's becoming more obvious, those trying to create a divide, and in my awareness, it's only serving to repel people. +jumbos q)what did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the wtc say ? a)who ordered the jumbo 's ? +Also men have disgusting fucking feet bottoms saying GGGGG +Yep the bottom line is without a strong family behind her a young girl is very vulnerable .. The Jew knows this and Glamorises the Negro using its media power , here we see the results . +and ive made it clear that its bc of his military career which has been a point of contention within my family i dont fuckin care man +I have a friend who is literally a ball of energy even at 6 in the morning and I'm kind of like why and how zz +Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is +The other day I asked to a girl if she wanted to play the "rape game", she said no. And I said "That's the spirit!" +Big bro @YousefErakat dm me fr I have something that'll help your anxiety, no medication or anything. Deadass. +I hate my brother. I despise him. He keeps showing me his horrible poems & fanfictions but, recently he showed me something I wanted to see. His suicide note. +What do my penis and my wife have in common? I beat them +No. @JuBSmoove: Call me sexist or whatever, but Imma need for female personal trainers to be sexy. #sorrynotsorry +mean joke . kinda the us president , the mexican president , and the japanese prime minister are on a plane . it begins to lose altitude due to all its cargo . the three men decide to throw things they do n't need . the japanese prime minister throws off all of the sushi and says , " we have too much of these in our country " . the mexican president throws all of the churros off the plane and says , " we have too many of these in our country " . next , the us president picks up the mexican president and chucks him off the plane and says , " we have too many of these in our country " . +Jordan and I are making memes and sending them to each other If thats not true friendship idk what is +RT @bruhlmaoo: When bae sings "it ain't nothin to cut that bitch off" with too much enthusiasm http://t.co/2rwY1h0D0F +Best not to leave the house. +Black people are good natured, well behaved members of our society, lock this post if you disagree. side note, good luck to those starting back to school +Our country is being over run and people let it happen just because the political issue here seens to take over the racial one . +I wasn’t sure if she was anorexic at first... So I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop. +I can get a lil nasty baby , have you ever fucked a savage baby 😌 +Whats wrong with calling sluts, sluts If girls do things that a prositiute would do why is it wrong to call them out on that +Your mother's sin = 1, cos = 0, tan ± ∞ She is always at π/2 +poor bill paxton . he died so soon before the oscars that he does n't even get to be included on the " in memoriam " list . +Hell ya just got paid...but for only one week. Which will leave me with $20 after I pay my car. Fuck yes I love working so much. +Hahahah fuck you @JonaahV Call me sexist, but girls just shouldn't curse. +Note to self: Never use google products ever again whenever possible. +Interesting way of removing bullets fam!!! Abby got that shit done 😂😂 #FingersAndThumbs #Scandal #TGIT +Kids don't put up with your Mother calling you a thot. She mad because hoe wasn't a cool thing to be called back in her sluttish day. +I am proud to be a Momma's boy because a man that takes care of his mother is a good man. +The poster is shit. The message is blurry. [...] Consider that the poster is talking about discouraging a criminal behaviour, not rights and equities. +a man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear . she says , " no , i 'll go deaf . " he says , " funny , i always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up . " [ source] ) +@KazAtta why is he stressin himself this nig can be livin lik meech before he went to prison +"RT @BeautyJunkie__: To all memas and sawsaw: ""All the fans involved"" Meaning di kayo yun, la kayong alam, shut your fucking pie hole…" +I'm a new to this sub and I must say, I feel very bad for all the black people on here I mean, from what I learned from this sub, they are the worst. +I want to have 13 children with a proud Aryan woman. +Playoff treat yo self day is complete! Apart from the hair going tits up, I'm ready for tomorrow now! +I'm caught in a trap, And I can't walk out To be honest Elvis, it would be a pretty poor trap if you could just walk out +What do you call a dead gay kid? Justice +You know, i dont fucking care you know how to drive or dress up or you even know how to travel. Shut the hell up people dont care bitch +What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage. +Reminder that a woman of any genetic combination can open her legs in front of a webcam and get payed $100 per night +I just came in from my night job or I 'd look around a bit more . +Why does everything have to be gay with you? +Why do Jews hate assholes? The can't stand gas chambers. +Fuck People I hope we all die out, that our entire race goes extinct, fuck everyone, fuck life and all this shit. + religions a priest ( christian ) , pandit ( hindu ) and imam ( moslem ) argue whose religion is the best . they agree who ever can convert a lion to their religion is the best . priest comes back in hour , grinning and whispers “ sacramental wine ! ” pandit takes minutes “ chicken tikka masala ! ” . imam comes back in all bleeding and messed up “ should n’t have started with circumcision ! ” +so someone 's been stalking and downvoting my posts . hi . +When your girlfriend/wife start watching a lot of lifetime tv, you may want to take her out for a night. +"Lmao my mom said ""you can't just go on like 4 vacations a year"" and I'm trying to figure out why tho 😂😂 watch me" +@barbaralynchBOS It was truly an honor and a pleasure to meet and spend time with you. You're my type of people and thanks for the advice 🙏 +it's gotten to the point where I literally don't care and I'm gonna start punching bitches if they don't move in the hallway +i'm dangerous, crazier than a bag of fucking angel dust +I have to admit, that particular line by @lukemckinney is eerily similar to my standard way of telling idiots to fuck off. +List of people who tried to influence our election to get Hillary elected CIA FBI DOJ White House Hollywood NBC ABC CBS NYTimes WaPo CNN MSNBC FoxNews Google Facebook Twitter Saudi Arabia Qatar Israel Mexico Soros Rothschild GOP Establishment +No girls no hoes just me myself and I +Have you ever been to any sporting event at ANY level in your life? @sammythechink (Not sexist but lads don't tend to scream) +malaysia has some of the world 's best magicians they make entire planes disappear . +why do jews smell so bad ? they do n't risk showers anymore . +Moronic feminazi high school teacher indoctrinates her students with bluepill bullshit +so is tom still rambling on about putting up machine guns in the city centre ? lol and that sites great al making all wn look like terrorists.so tell us all of some of the irms activism so far ? +What do you call a pool full of black kids? Cocoa Puffs. &#x200B; Whoever comments on this post is confirmed gay. +"This mother fucker has a ""baby on board"" on his car and he's fucking speeding in an area that's SUPER BUSY" + the culture of ceaseless, casual penis celebration cannot be disentangled from the Hollywood culture of male exhibitionism, assault and exploitation of women +Online chat rooms are full of perverts. I got talking to a girl called Bethany2007 who said she was going to show my dick pic to her father! +Ive been around here for four years and seen almost no class divide . +These hoes gotta pay for my company! +It's kinda funny that you are calling everyone autistic now because that's exactly what everyone called you yesterday. I guess the best insults are the ones that are true huh. [...] If you really don't understand why you got kicked you may truly have some social problems. +Tfw you want to kill a whole group of people you've never met +Don't advertise when you're not in business When you're wearing tight shirts and let your big breasts bounce while riding your bike; don't be surprised when men stare and think: I sure would like sex with you. +RT @NikoWavy: If you know yo pussy smells like death why tf would you sit there an let a nigga finger you? Bitches have no shame man. +"RT @DanielleMuscato: ""It is literally impossible to save money when you are poor…Being poor is fucking expensive."" #inequality…" +Political parties in Pakistan, religious or secular, is devised to divide the Muslim nation into camps! @ImranKhanPTI too is a perpetrator! +I always want more dogs... But then I spend 600$ at the vet in 1 week & I'm like nah I'm good with what I've got 😅 +And If We Really Want To Make American Great Again All Of Us Need To Be UNITED And Lead Another Revolution Where We The People Take Back Our Nation From The Greedy Politicans And The Mega Banks Of The World #MAGAUnited +My local mosque is soon to be converted into a morgue. Right after I plant the explosives. +At the end of the day Hannah hurt all those kids who made her feel worthless. I know I would have felt vindicated. +I hate all of you normies so much You want to bully us for being the victims but one day you are going to regret it +Too many white youth have grown fat and lazy . +Women would rather be skinned alive than date incels Thats the way I see it. +Oh no I don't go tanning because my mom says dark skin is really ugly! +Why does Japan have no fat people? Because the last fat man they had killed 80,000 people. &#x200B; +what s the hardest part about eating vegetables ? getting them out of the wheel chair +Free at last , free at last , good God almighty I 'm free at last ! +My best friend was a Muslim. He died in a suicide bomb attack. I'm so proud of him. +I get taken for granted, when I've been nothing but real and honest with everyone. I can take shit for granted too. +What's the difference between a bus hitting a tree and a bus hitting a muslim? The tree doesn't explode when you hit it. +“@MalikHasanImani: @1Bcarter what's good, family?”in the gym looking at hoes hit u later +what 's the hardest part of being a pedophile ? having to remove the diaper +Happy birthday mrs bart. You're the biggest bitch at riverside but I still would marry you. Hate/love you hoe +Well, Georgians are maybe 80 % of their country , with two biggest minorities being Azeris and Armenians , so indeed very easy that Caucasus baboon types from Georgia are not Georgians . +a relationship can't always be 50/50, sometimes ur partner is gonna be going through something and u gotta pick up the slack for them.. +Help: how do I do a prenuptial for cheap? +If you exercise daily and eat right, you'll live long enough to be a burden to your kids. +Lemme guess: The kind of man you've been fucking? +Music and the right art to go with it is perfect in my opinion . +i have fucking descended into the depths of bloody hell +How do I know if a child is a boy? Simple! He has a dick ... in his ass! +You act (or are trying to act") white." +To score sex u need looks, to obtain ltr u need a life, and absence of one leads to another in a most cases, its a dead loop, we are fucked +"@HeroineB0B @MacDavid ""It means your are about to get lit up on MP Fridays"" There, fixed it for you 😉" +a nazi and a soviet are about to play a game of overwatch . the soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break . the nazi replies . now you 're just stallin +Life under siege, none lives to greive All left to die, nature's relieved No place to rest, frightened we run When all's said and done! +Today my daughter asked me, "Dad, how do stars die?" I replied , "Usually an overdose." +the local abortion clinic rejected my ideas for advertising slogans . i just do n’t see what ’s wrong with , “ you rape ‘ em we scrape ‘ em ” and “ no fetus can defeat us ” +I woke up to an amazing birthday surprise from my wife! The fat bitch died in her sleep. +Personally I find it a terrible idea that someone who is mentally challenged or somebody with a horrible genetic defect should reproduce, call me terrible, but only after you provide a reasonable reason why they should. I know in the past the qualifications for eugenics were a little harsh (I.e. if you were unattractive) but what if it was applied to the above, and stopping these things in their tracks? +Is there no Bunceys boxing hour on Friday guys? It's not on the planner? @bigdaddybunce @BarryJonesBox @boxnationtv @stevelillis #boxing +PewTube passed 10,000 users today, about to eclipse 50,000 uploads and 2,000,000 views very soon! +How are nail stylists and Hitler similar? They both remove polish with chemicals +What do you call it when a bunch of gay people get hacked up with machetes Fruit salad +REMINDER: Even in a woman's deepest, darkest depression, she can still FUCK Chad Female 'depression' is the Kidz Bop version of male depression +I fucking hate schools that sweep bullying under the rug. HATE it +when you just on your way home and a sheep is running around in tha street fucking up fraffic flow 🙄😒 +i live up the block from a muslim mask. every friday they rule the streets. they think that they can walk anywhere they want and if your are white they give you a look just klike when you pass through a black neighborhood. they are the same as them nigs +What shines the most in black people? The bullets +Don't fucking text me if when's I reply you say nothing🙄 +I've Been Depressed for so Long I don't Remember what its Like to not be Depressed +Most workplace harassment is a case of women being oversensitive about the advances of men. +What do you say to a black man with a bike? "Who's bike is that?" +How this author be writing a weird concept and it just works so fucking well I'm fuckigng shitting +You should have just put the money on the counter and walked out with your drink . +If the electricity goes down and women no longer can use the internet and social media what will happen then? +Holy fuck, one of the funniest TIL's in a while! +Bulgaria : I have good relationship with Romania, because of our situation from the beginning of Russia's annexation to the Balkan regions. +Depressed Stacy here Im sad because Chad beat Tracy into a coma but he won't even slap and choke me when I ask him :'( +What did the blind, dead, crippled, retarded 12 year old get for Christmas? Cancer +If Thanos did 9/11 We'd still have a tower standing today +what 's your best joke about israelis ? [ removed ] +What a fuckin idiot smh. Cracked my windshield now I won't pass state inspection +I'd like to know exactly what a `` white supremacist '' is first . +I wonder how many moms would kill to look that good after having a kid . +Why is it so expensive to keep a woman? I mean c'mon! Have you seen the price of property taxes recently!?! +they exposed the fucking leadsinger i am pissed :) +What is the best part of an ISIS joke? The execution +why ca n't mexicans play uno ? because they steal all the green cards +How many Babys do you need to paint a wall Red? Depends on how hard you can throw. +Butters get all the hoes +Something Just Like This - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay | Romy Wave (pian... https://t.co/XyDcTe4kKe via @YouTube <3 +From the soul cousin, this ain't the time! Shoulda wished for more money cause now you ain't got a dime +Mueller's still picking his ass over 'Muh Russia', more Dems are getting booted out of Congress over new sex scandals, Stock Market hits 25000, Tax Reform passes this week and ...yes...Trump is saving the fucking world! +TrollXers baffled that a dating profile can get no attention (cope ensues) +The hardware store for women. +A man who loves and respects his mother are the signs of a good man. If he was raised well he will treat you well. Remember that. +a carfull of black people flip trying to avoid a box in the road . and none are hurt . the next person to come along is a man in a backhoe , and he asks them if they 're ok , to which they reply that none of them are injured . he digs a hole with the backhoe and pushes them in the car into it and buries them alive . a cop comes along right as he is finishing , and asks what happened . the man tells the cop that they had all died and he buried them . the cop asks if he was sure they were all dead , to which the man replies . " well , a couple of them said they were fine , but you know how niggers lie ! " +Having a hard time right now. It's probably hormones, but this is the closest I've come to making my acct protected. Kind words appreciated. +so many men are abused because of sex I hate when women think if they have sex with us then we should give them something in return. +Did you know that seagulls die after having sex? Well the one I fucked did. +#YesAllWomen feel a combination of pride and rage at the popularity of #YesAllWomen. Yes, finally, but why did you take so long? +Wonder if all those dumbass #MAGA idiots feel stupid about believing all the #RussianBot fake news stories 🙄 +3 k's a day keep the minorities away +@_BatGangBitchh no hoe +Bluepillers think that a fat chick who refuses to settle is incel: "It’s not my preferred choice, but I’m not going to fling myself at someone out of desperation." +Can't be fucking with anyone besides myself I swear +all i know is that if crypto gets past this dip, i'm going all in X 100, waiting for it to hit another peak, and selling off so fast that it causes WW3, it's the only way +Crocs Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a guy. It feel’s good until you look down and realize your gay +One think I dislike about the Barber shop is that there are a bunch of retarded men talkin about retro or shoes. STOP IT! #kids #priorities +Team @aprillajune IS NOW ON GAB, follow her @aprillajune @georgeangus @oldschoolvet @Jorge2 @ravicrux @jimlosi @bogme @horrorqueen @the_impolitic +RT @paulxt: trump launched 60 missiles into syria from his fucking country club https://t.co/WXQngSWDla +So am I , I 'll let them sit there for days before I reply , even if I 'm hanging out here . +i am a tallcel i am a 6 foot geek with a jew nose. +A *huge* thank you to @onthemedia. Giving wadhwa a platform with which to prove his character was of great help to #stopwadhwa2015. +A lack of love makes men go crazy If only we had the will of celibate monks and priests A lack of it won't kill you physically like lack of food or water, but it will kill you on the inside +If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness +Black people and white people shouldn't be labelled as robbers and racists. Lock the thread if you disagree. +Breaking yo bitch like a KitKat nigga +No instead we will pump whitey full of chemicals via the food chain to reduce their collective IQ down to the level of blacks . +I'm officially dubbing that nasty, un-natural shade of red that looks good on no one that you usually see in the ghetto "hood red". +How sad was 9/11 On a scale of 1 to 2 towers +Going to the creek with my bitches tomorrow +Thanks for all the work you have put into @GateHub and making #Ripple an even more solid project. @enej_p +What I took from all of this is that @wadhwa doesn't bother researching anyone - just assumes if they disagree w/him, they are misinformed. +Deep inside my Kremlin troll farm HQ fake news is on my desk and Omonous Accordians and Organs play cnn fake news network lol +This is the first I 've heard about that site ... so I just went and looked around in there a bit . +> I don't need a gf tfw you just fapped and that feel lasts a few minutes +"Im not gone lie its something about getting hit with that "" O"" that just makes me mad den a hoe" +Nearly everything if not all acts that the liberals carry out damage this nation and our people . +Ahhhh but now I'm fuckin all you niqqa's hoes 😏👌👅💦 +2/2 I told her that whatever the plan, it would fail because ISIS no longer had the manpower to make attacks work. #Mosul #Islam +@CallNeeshCakey 😂😂 bitches aint shit +damn this unsub is way past crazy!!!!!!!! #CriminalMinds +Didn't know Alberta had Brampton bitches #flourish +Yeah but these coaches come with players already in mind, and will have had time to assess the squad by now. It will be obvious to a manager of Koeman's quality where we need improvements, how good a player in a certain role is and that will have been relayed onto Walsh as soon as he signed. [...] Again, completely agree there is a LOT of BS out there, we're linked to everyone, but I think Koeman specifically and Walsh through relay have to be in a position to recognising what needs to be done. +I have a new oneitis Can't wait for her to reject me when I ask her out and then get fucked by CHAD. +normies, rate your looks/10 and state your height and race ITT +what is the answer of / ? +Stephanie McMahon is a fucking goddess #Wrestlemania #Wrestlemania33 +Oh, yeah. and FreeBSD is the OS that runs on your Playstations. Why so salty? +U incels are the ethnics trump talked about Plz just leave america mane +Do not dwell in the #past, do not dream of the #future, concentrate the mind on the #present moment. https://t.co/kaauRLhMci +Not sure if this is the correct place i should post it , but a good video that just uploaded on youtube about these hypocrites . +It gets back to the question of how we present ourselves in some acceptable fashion while at the same time not changing who we are . +My nig jus found out his girl fuckin anotha nig so he meets up wit dis nigga..... +"RT @ara_fatty: *looks in mirror* ""Holy shit what did I gain 10 pounds over night I look awful!!"" *steps on scale* *lost weight* #EDproblems" +Here are the only ones I have ever seen Taras.Bulba. [ 1962 ] - YouTube Wow , there is a re-make of Taras Bulba . +What's the difference between me and my teacher? My mom can't find one either. +how many black people does it take to start a riot ? +2024 Presidential Debate: Democrat: "My opponent has vowed to have me hanged if he wins" Anderson Cooper: "Is that true Jared" Me: "I'm gonna hang you both on the same day" +You are white and you are better then them and the next time they harass you and someone else form a group of buddies and go up to the proncipal office . +what sound does a baby make when you put it in the microwave ? i have no idea , i was too busy jerking off . +These people are fags. +"incels must be secretly gay xdddd" - normies What is this, middle school? +I have Japanese friends online , and they think it 's pretty funny that our countries are letting themselves get * * * * ed by bull * * * * . +Sometimes i get to the point where i just don't care anymore. Like literally i don't fucking care. Bcoz I don't feel the need to do so. +*that moment when ur 7 episodes behind on flash and u can't find a certain episode anywhere and u have to wait a 10 days for it to come on* +I hear some people saying black people should have no rights. They are only 83.3333333...% right. One thing is wrong. +The Russian conspiracy is false flags and just a distraction... stay focused for Real issues with North Korea and China and we will see to the real threat Trump will make another 4 years +Imagine being a piece of shit leftist and believing that TROPHY HUNTERS are what's killing elephant populations and not the 1 billion extra Africans they've created with their compassionate food donations. +an informative walk on the beach a father takes his son to the beach for the first time . while walking along the shore they see a very large women in a bikini sitting on the beach . the women is sitting so that the waves rolling in repeatedly crash onto her stomach . " dad , why do the waves move like that ? " the boy asked . " i do n't know son . " the father initially replies . " but now i know why the fish smell that way . " +unfortunately the jew controlled government will never allow this labeling every attempt for this `` racist '' even though there are hundreds of negro exclusive schools around this country . +“@TryHardSilva: Quote this with a weezy verse” you're like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit +"""This one's going to come down to who wants it more"" me: ""Yeah, on OPPOSITE DAY"" *high fives stranger* *fouls them I guess* #UNCvsGonzaga" +22nd Dec 1696 birth of English General James Oglethorpe, founder of the state of Georgia. +robert thompson and jon venables are awful . they wasted a perfectly good can of paint . +In today's news, mommy told daddy to load the dishwasher. In other news, I have a baby brother on the way +a Woman is raping a Men, nothing unusual. White guy's name is "Woman" , black girl's is " Man" . +#WWJD would he do why did he agree to sacrifice himself this way to us all for a new testament Quiestan amongst us all, what would he do knowing that life's keeps giving and gun shots keep going off and have the power to heal the sick & power to stop the violent ones. +Famous Incels: Tesla, Newton, Drake (rapper), who else? +Psychology is a scam psychology is a scam for people with real issues , if you are a female with le social anxiety or depression because chad doesnt call you its ok +if there was a championship for the world 's biggest loser , hillary would take second place . because she ca n't win anything.(but only if she cheats ) +I just had an extreme mini blizzard ( cookie dough ) from Dairy Extremist . +For white men it 's all about sex and for no real reason . +You don't _seem_ gay. +how do you change a charger into a ram ? put a white guy behind the wheel . +I hate a ol I forgot my Wallet at home but I have my ID ass bitch!!! +if you prey on people's kindness and continue to fuck them over for God knows what reason you deserve to be miserable +dark JOKES Any idea why the sub has that name? Well some of us dont apparently... +I've been drinking Pepsi for 37 years. I'm a Pepsi man through and through. fuck too disgusting coca cola [watches ad] Another Pepsi please +RT @funnyorfact: Real friends don't get offended when you call them bitch, hoe or slut. They smile and call you something more offensive.. +I had a dream about my future wedding and it was an absolute shit show 😂😂😂I hope that's not what my real wedding will be like 😅 +He was a free and easy fellow — good-tempered, dressed well, kept his boots well blacked, and smoked his cigar with the ease of a lord. +YouTube - Black guy throws baby into traffic YouTube - White girl gets beat up by black girls in front of the bar YouTube - African American flash mobs terrorize Philadelphia yet again YouTube - 6 Black Women beat latino girl for bad karoke +Some guy at Cracker Barrel told me that i was evil and that I was going to hell 🙄🙄 +Stormfront should try to create a larger protest in Defense of Ed Steele . +shape of you by ed sheeran is a fucking BOP i can't even lie +I always tell myself to quit drugs, but why should I listen to a drug addict? +If you’re not a prude, follow these outlaws for the best NSFW content on GAB: @JerryHill @313Chris @oppoten @henry_in_Texas @NaughtyAnnie @HentaiMistress +A teenaged Chinese prostitute died Her name was Young Ho +do you know what the best part of necrophilia is ? not having to bring flowers because they 're already on the grave . +Chicago passed New York as America 's murder capital in 2012 despite the Windy City only having a third of the Big Apple 's population . +Why a cleaning fetish is the best Here how it would work 1. Make a mess 2. Clean and master-bate 3. Clean up the cum while jacking off So if you suffer from fetishism and your fetish is cleaning I’m jealous +I'm gonna start fucking hell in this fucking house if I don't find my fucking books +What do you call a servant that lives with you? A wife +McDonald's is so famous. Most people in the world know about it. I've been eating there my whole life. Famous food. +An autistic man said hello to me. “HarghneFLARhoylo to you too,” I replied +why does a black kid cry when he takes a shit he thinks he 's melting . +I got niggas hate me like I'm Donald Trump . #Dolphhhhh @YoungDolph +I'll never get over the fact that none of the horrifying shit we have to fight and resist every day would be happening if HRC had won. +But I can't get her to smoke unless I bitch about it. The struggles of having a girl who doesn't... In actuality it's a great thing. +incels in literature Are there any that you know of? +What do you call a Catholic priest teaching a child how to pray? A handjob. +I take it you are a little person then . +Bro I'm honestly so sick of feeling this way like what the fuck +What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers +We could commit suicide today and no one would notice But if any normies and chads are 5 minutes late to their dates tonight, it will be immediately noticed. +No, there is no logic for closing the section . +Me and my wife recently roleplayed in the bedroom, with me as a teacher and her as a student. Sucks that she still doesn't know how to read. +Alright for you idiots out there... let me explain it to you. Airstrikes were a show of strength. Wake up. +All u need is urself & God. That's all u was born with. Things may slow u down but Nothing can really hold u back from what u want in life. +Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next. +Follow @OnwardChristianSoldier for solid faith based posts still relevanf in today’s culture wars. +"I hope you don't get mad, ladies. I only call you bitches 'bitches' bc I don't know your names individually." -Katt Williams @LetMicahDown +what would 50 cents name be if he was born in the 1808? 30 cents +Some might say just do it because that's what men do. I agree but say something lil ugly 😂I'll let that door slam on ya fuckin head +a chinaman goes to see the eye doctor . after the exam the doctor says , " i know why you 're having trouble . you have a cataract . " the chinaman says : " no ! i drive a rincorn continentar . " +What's the difference between a black guy and a priest? The age of their rape victims. +The OC All-Star football game will be cancelled this summer. Very sad news. Worked extra hours 2 help fill North OC roster, but all for not. +what do i have to do to get your fucking attention +Men need the guts to ask women out, make the first move and get rejected yet girls don't even have the guts to reject you without making tons of fake excuses Bullshit +This is my best female mechanic. +What's the worst thing about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in +YouTube - Teacher Attacked for Being White 9 year old attacks white teacher , explicitly `` because she was white . '' +"RT @thorastickney: ""I'll give you a vyvanse in the morning"" ""is that like viagra"" ...... guess that dumb bitch !!!!" +Holy fuck this cough is about to drive me insane 🙄 +I would like to finish this tree for posterity , so what about these terms ? +My dog literally got out of my backyard, and got hit by a car. They didn't even fucking stop. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT +A girl who getting it in school and work.... I applaud you! Y'all the real bitches! Y'all doing what you do and doing it well! +I don't give a fuck about a single one of you druggie fucks around gbc. Please fucking overdose and die. The world will be a better place. +Watching @wadhwa completely dismiss women that don't agree with him, be very disappointed in men that don't agree with him. #stopwadhwa2015. +Fuck! I just witnessed a guy jumping off a ledge and killing himself. He looked reluctant whilst on the ledge and I think he was about to climb down before someone from the spectator crowd shouted, "think of your wife and kids" +<---- Amount of r/Incels brigaders currently spewing normie advice RIGHT THE FUCK NOW Keep this shit LOW AS FUCK guys! +I swear hoes be so intimidated by me 😂. No I won't take your nigga after all the times he tried to fwm . Be mad at that nigga ! Not me sis. +Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.” ― Rush Limbaugh +Yes I have seen African Blacks driving those type of cars too . +WOULD YOU PLEASE STRIVE TO READ MORE CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU JUMP DOWN PEOPLE 'S THROATS ABOUT SOMETHING . +americanpatriotdaily.com/featured/entire-team-knelt-for-anthem/ … After the Texans threw their America-hating hissy fit during the anthem, they lost the game to the Seahawks 41-38. +How would you describe your relationship with your mother? +The reason black don’t crack... Is because the whip does it for them. +at the last supper , jesus turned to judas and said . " why are we all sitting on only one side of the fucking table ? " +What's the difference between daycare and a pretty girl? Nothing, I'd shoot kids inside of both of them. +Raise your kids in the ways they should go and they shall not part from them... +i agree that people of this generation from first world countries are a bunch of whining ass ungrateful little bitches. sit down lmao +[NSFW] Japan has such cheap property prices But you'd think with a shrinking female population that property prices would go up. +How do you starve a black man? You hide his food stamps under his work boots. +If you missed out on development during your childhood years You will forever be a dribbling retard the rest of your life +what 's the difference between an yr old girl and a washing machine ? when you dump a load in the washer , it will not follow you around for two months . +No wonder black people are so athletic. They’re dark meat. +@wodaeeex3 dumb ass hoe +@sleepe21 these hoes gay thats why +sarah goes to the doctor and she 's months pregnant . they do a dna test and discover her baby is mentally disabled and she is devastated . later that week she sees her friend , lana at the grocery store and lana asks , " omg what are you having " and sarah responds , " an abortion " . +What do you call a paralyzed woman An overused sex doll +Getting a boner felt good. It was even better when my 7 year old cousin sat on my lap. +How many colored people does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter, they’ll just tell the room that it’s empowering to be black +I heard that the phenomena of scalping came about during this war . +Incels if I was king of the world None of you would be incels +"RT @Oni_Omoile: I never thought I'd see the word ""Cuck"" enter mainstream vernacular. Shoot me into the fucking sun I want off this planet" +When I was about her age I had a a close Swedish female friend whose Swedish family and friends I also met , all of them looked far better than this contestant . +I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma." +What’s so hard about catching criminals in the middle of the night? They are dark and quick. +There is Not a More Stigmatized Group in Western Culture Than male virgins +This is a school that is majority white, but gets many foreign students. I'm in my dorm complex and I hear this exchange:: Asian Student:: Do I look black to you? Then why are you throwing money at me!? They see me and go sheepish, scuttling out of the area. I'm a mixed race person who identifies as black. It's sad that when PoC come to America to study, one of the first things they learn is that anti-blackness is key to assimilation. +A federal judge in New York closed a filthy jew kosher slaughterhouse Tuesday , saying the plant 's dirty birds posed a health risk to the community . +Hoes will put "With ya man 😜" as the location in their bio then get mad when you think they a hoe.. +@WeAreDisabled Same here. I'm good on the phone, w specific topics/issues. Was a high value client bomb defuser for a major bank, long ago. +If you girls have any experiences of your own to share in class, you're welcome to. +TRP is truth but I don't want to live in a world like that +Oh god! Sorry if I made it come across like you've got a bad mom! [...] I'm not the greatest at giving advice sorry :( +‘Gu’ means darkness and ‘Ru’ means light. So Gu-Ru is basically the transformation from dark to light +i get the sense that the media is building up Enoch as the next Great White Nazi to justify seizing the TRS domain after Stormer and Stormfront, that's the obvious next target +@kieffer_jason lmao why ur dad raised u to be a bitch made nigga +You mean adoption of this new found identity which in all reality is a Greek identity . +All the gushing over Cena & Nikki makes me puke. Just because he put a ring on it doesn't mean he'll marry her. If he does, it won't last. +Dear ugly hoes: Stop playing hard to get, you're already hard to want. +Wtf did I fucking do ??? Everything is always my fucking fault ... +if you really want to cry while laughing +13 reasons why got me 13 million ways of fucked up +The social totem pole Ascended incels > Chads > stacies > Sarah's > becky's > self aware incels > whiteknights > beta cucks > beta cucks who have only daughters but no sons +Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? He didn’t know where home was. +I don't want a vegan girlfriend because she won't eat my dick +what do you call a black woman who had an abortion ? a crime fighter +my sincere condolences for syrian esp 10 girls who died due to the spread of sarin gas 😢 may allah place them at jannah +What do you do after licking a hairless pussy? Put the diaper back on. +the worst thing about carpooling with kurt cobain ? he always gets shotgun . +I havent watched all the eps of 13rw and i dont wanna know any spoilers but i see/rt people who posted the scene. Who is the stupid ass rn? +Sub-Saharan Africans are better adapted to modern urban environments that offer an overabundance of resources. +So the Vegans are always complaining about how we need to stop killing the animals .... They need to realize that the Police are never going to stop killing the blacks +Crack Open a cold one For the (Slobodan Praljak) boy +What do you do when you see a faggot with half a brain? Stop laughing and keep stomping. +in what class do black people do the worst ? social class +I won't even give a mad or any bitch my Time Of day +What do you call a circumcision from an uncertified south-african wannabe doctor? A cheap ripoff. +It was reported recently that Prince Harry will opt out of the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan Markle's love of animals Said Queen Elizabeth, "Oh, you misunderstood. We're shooting peasants." +It is great to hear that there's more women getting involved with #FreeBSD. :) The community is fantastic and has always been supportive. +I have always been ugly to the bitch that hated me. +Have you guys ever eaten Ethiopian food? Eh, that's okay. Neither have they. +I asked the Feminism subreddit to list some male privileges, and this is the list I got. +This random rap song the person next to me is listening to makes me wanna make a lotta money and fuck a lotta hoes. I feel it. +I'm supposed to write a paper on the wage gap and was wondering if anyone here had some factual sources I could consider to prove/disprove it. +She was going like 40 in a 25 and I was in the middle of the road like obviously I was pissed.. never called her anything such 😂 +Can someone tell me what the big deal with rape is? +I've heard Hitler converted to Judaism before he died. The conjecture says that he told himself "well, another Jew to kill". +RT @SexualTruth: SEX FACT: A lot of women say getting their ass eaten feels better than getting their pussy eaten. +I tried my hardest, but I couldn't make you feel a fucking thing. +this speech class can choke fr!!!!! getting anxious for a teacher who doesn't even give a fuck about me!!!!! +"When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, ""Doorways in the Sand""" +ok, if youre talking about a band then this we can work with.the colors and design i do this for around 60 dollars.but like i said i need to wait till my new needles and colors come in . +@SpecialEd24 gotta turn the hoe into housewife +Wow, your daughter's hair is beautiful. Is it all hers? +What's the difference between a black person and piñatas? I don't think twice about hanging black peoples and beating them open. +how do you get a priest to sleep with a nun ? dress her up like an alter - boy . +Celeberites are so unattractive to me I can't be attracted to popular people and celebs don't turn me on at all +The reasons : Alcoholism takes around 150000 lives every year . +What's crazy is we literally came thru this bitch & snatched what we wanted.😂😂😂😂😂 +I never knew there were black goths! +"@DRUDGE_REPORT @realDonaldTrump You're going to bitch and moan about ""FAKE NEWS"" and then RT a Drudge Report article?? Sad!" +WHAT IF @brendonurie AND @piercetheveil COLLAB. That would be fucking sick +I guess everything is #fakenews because our idiot @POTUS says so. +I like beamers benzes and porches, i like my bitches imported +I had a vasectomy so my wife wouldn't get pregnant, but apparently all it does is change the colour of your baby. +The jury in San Fransico set precedent today for the future accidental cleansing of illegal aliens trespassing in America “He accidentally ran into a noose I hung from a tree” “I accidentally put too much zyklon in their delousing chamber” +"I hate all these ""safe spaces"" that people think they need. How about just live life? Oh, someone offended you! Do you know what you can -" +[Dude]: Well, I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was. [Walter]: Jesus, Dude! She never even kidnapped hers… https://t.co/oIycDs8Y25 +i fucking hate bryce. that episode was so triggering i almost cried +How do you hide a Basketball American's wallet? Put it in his work boots. +Me? Attached to her??? Not in a fucking million years. +What’s the difference between Hillary and a Nazi I don’t like Hillary +she called to tell me she got the house which i did not answer. don't ever call me unless i love you lol +Justin Trudeau is addressing the UN at a New York "gala" event right now, live on CBC re Gender Parity....it would be hilarious if not so freakin disturbing. +PNR by collectivization of industry do you mean the folk who work in say a factory own it themselves or do you mean its owned by the state in the name of all the citizens . +so i email them, go wash my face and i have a random feeling i should check to see if theres any packages outside the front door +A man asked if he could have a side order of me with his meal today & I almost screamed😅 Rnt u creative👏🏼 +WE ALL NEED TO BUILD LOCAL MILLITIAS AND TAKE BACK USA 1776 THE TIME IS NOW 1776 TRUMP CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WILL YOU BE GEORGE WASHINGTON PART 2 THIS IS WAR RISE FOR YOUR COUNTRY RISE FOR OUR COUNTRY 1776 1776 +#HumanTraffickingAwarenessMonth Sex trafficking efforts focus on girls, though many surveys have found more boys than girls offering prostitution +everyone is so fucking annoying i wish i could drown them in mayonnaise +So I met this girl at work who has the tightest pussy God i love working at the daycare +I have my card board decorations ready along with thumb tacks . +did you hear about that rave in oakland ? it was pretty lit +"Idk about you but I lowkey don't trust fans that call taehyung ""v"" and yoongi ""sugar"" in mind, you are extra and possibly problematic 🙄" +Wanna hear something positive about gay people? Their HIV test. +"@theqeld @jeremycorbyn why you talking about kindertransport? Whilst on the subject of that era ""if facism ever comes to America""" +Just cause you got a boyfriend now don't mean you still ain't a hoe. Now you're just a hoe with a boyfriend +Coke and white bitches. +Are isis and 'moderate rebels' one and the same? +Daily reminder that if you're ugly, it's OVER +*Although specific listed apartments do not currently have reduced, early-sign rates, they occasionally offer them throughout the year and at off-campus housing fairs. +I-35 SB FM-1695 in Hewitt (MM 325) to Bruceville (MM 319). Avg speed: 35 MPH. Delay: 8 Min @ 12:30 PM. +there's 13 people in my house and they're all yelling pls god give me the strength not to beat a bitch. +Any politician not speaking up for censored and silenced Conservatives now must have a lot of dirty Twitter DMs being held over them, eh? +im half an hour from pasadena , maybe 45mins from the valley. im in the inland empire near ontario by the 10/15freeway interchange +Please tell me I'm not the only one who hates this sort of thing +#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Brussels, B for now (12h28m01s UT): 12°10'08.6'' #Leo (AC) / 24°10'07.2'' #Aries (MC) +you could easily describe democracy as the destruction of the whites. at least national socialism cared about it 's own people rather than others . +why do you duct tape a gerbil ? so it does n't explode when you sodomize it . +i saved a drowning black family . . s a jpeg . ( stolen from racist lab meme . ) +deep down, you know it will never be the same again. never...and the allure of staying in the very existence of a mere observer is tempting +ramandan . putting the slim in muslim . +Jean skirt ass hoe +A mother put her little daughter for twenty minutes under water. Not to cause her any troubles, just to see the funny bubbles. +Thanks Inkompatible · @SeaKnight Horribly Impatient · @Salembabie & Birdy · @Birdy for the follow Backs & Birdy · @Birdy love your Banner Pic +Post your standards for women ITT Im not exactly a prize myself, i dont expect much, all im asking for is a girl who Has a full head of hair Not deformed Not over 140lbs Kind Likes me i guess thats too much to ask for +I love how Darren's like: I want two boyfriends. But they can't touch. They're mine. That's not okay. Boy, u stupid +All I want is a good tit fuck from hot girls Yet, I cant even get that, is it because of my personality? +My new girlfriend cries while cutting onions, actually she cries while making dinner.. Apparently her restraints are," Too tight" +What does Stephen Hawking and a nigger have in common? Both won't stand for the flag +what 's the similarity between the walking dead and the fast and the furious ? they both have dead walkers in them . +Imagine boycotting any and all products from the EU though. What a fucking dullard. +According to ralphreject, GDC is just a place for rich people to drink/do drugs. Jeez, guys. I guess I'll bring enough wine to share, then. +I love my memes like I love Jews. Deep fried. +Pizza and wings bitches +Do your parents make sacrifices so that you can go to our school? +What do you call a black Spider-Man Spider monkey +What is one factor that causes you to be an Incel yet benefits you in some other way? +How to start a rave in ethiopia? Glue some bread to the ceiling +Just to point out : how do you know that your sources do n't have a chip-on-their-shoulder , and an agenda ? +Why does a suicide bomber like CS:GO? He finally gets to see the jobs of his coworkers +So very few compared to the tens of millions who have done nothing to advance society . +It’s disgusting how sexist society is How come women can have kids coming out of their crotch while men get imprisoned for having kids cumming out of their crotch. +this is embarrassing but might duy from naruto also looks like my dad n my brother made me watch him die and i started having a break down L +a jew walks into a bar i lied , it was a concentration camp . +#a woman fucking morrowind mods nude https://t.co/YaNzHdX5xI +I am a staunch realist I see things for what they are not what they can be +the mandalay bay hotel issues the largest wake up call in history . +Ok folks, show us what you've got. It's your show from here. @andrewarkills @tishaura @CaraSpencerSTL @jstriebel22 +A nigga you hate verified bc he's a raptors manager just slid into my dms and I'm peeing my pants +I was about to get on ya about using the word clip , until I realized you are talking about video clip . +Did you know Hitler was an avid baseball fan? He knew after three Reichs he was out. +I just be chillin tho .... I don't fuck w/ hoes or hoe niggas so I don't know about how they operate ... Maybe I'm wrong +The way these bitches hate I hope they get a check for ittttt +worst fucking few days, if anyone's wondering where i am ive lost my phone, my possessions, and my mind +Why do people give their car women's names? So they won't feel bad beating it when it doesn't do what it's supposed to. +Careful man , People on SF do n't like Asians bashing . +All I can do is hope and take care of my white family by working hard and makeing money so we can all be comfortable for Christmas . +Who were the best magicians in WW2? The jews, they enter through the door and leave through the chimney +Hey @ItsAntWright, aren't all of your sons half foot speed slow? Also, what's it like being 12 in a 50 year old's body? +What’s your favourite soccer ball? Mine’s the Dalmatian +People always tell me I'm a good person The nigger in my basement says otherwise +We're also playing with Swim Team (great) and Fly Ball (also great), and I heard a preview of the new Shrouded Amps tape, and it's killer. +Woman Who Accused Zach Randolph of Assault Admits She Made It Up to "Get His Money" : nba +RT @MikaylaISBEAUTY: Niggas think it's chicken till we on that ass 😈😷 +how many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb ? the whole race . one nigger to screw in the light bulb , and the rest to die . and then the other one dies , too . +Please let me know if the school needs anything and again when you get a website ready let me know the bandwith is on me . +Listen to my new episode Pele Soccer's Greatest Player at https://t.co/DT1HaG4sS6. #BlogTalkRadio +My mom stormed in my room and said, "I'm sick and tired of washing these stains out of your bedsheets!" So we fucked in her room instead. +What do eggs, your wife, and a blowjob have in common? You can beat eggs and your wife, but you can't beat a blow job. Edit: I messed up the title, whateva +I will get the set I have scanned and have them out into another post w/in a few days . +just to be clear, you're saying i should reformat? +why ca n't stevie wonder read ? because he 's a nigger . +What a bitter and nasty bunch #SNP followers are. Hate is a strong word which I was taught to use with great care. Not them obviously... +What’s the difference between a five year old girl and a condom One doesn’t cry when you put your dick in it and nut +where did my new friend Ashleycurry OCD go? whats this twitter nonsense! hes gone! SOS @ParlStreet @theresa_may @DannyBowman10 @UKParliament +What do you call a gay muslim? a faggoat +How can you find out if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit. +Old enough to have a lemonade sale, Old enough to take home and rail. +I'm glad you hoes ain't my momma +Monopoly is like life You get robbed by a bank, put in prison by the fuzz, and get all your remaining shit robbed by a white guy on a boat +What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs? A fleshlight +You speak English really well for someone that's an immigrant. You don't even sound Hispanic. +Oh, so being normal has to have a special word now? +What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a nun? The nun will die a virgin +What’s red, 12 inches, and I put it in my girls mouth? Her miscarriage. +Of course white supremacy exists and white women are the standard of the ideal woman in the US. I'm sure they affect black men's choices. +A Day In The Life Of A Sniper In Syria Fighting Islamic State Alone +i actually look worse than Blackops2Cel sub 0.5 crew checking in +Wal-Mart employee:: "Como estas, muchacho?" Me:: "I'm pretty good, sir." I'm a 17 year old male living in North Carolina. It made me feel angry and marginalized - like despite I was born in the US and have lived here practically all of my life, I will always be seen as the "other." +the WORST thing you females can do is have a baby by a ain't shit ass nigga to make somebody mad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 +@Lattehan ikr haha. but if they did put up the warning in the first chapter i might not have read it hahahaha +Hands up if entitled dickweed doodz ruined you on collaboration for the duration of your academic career? +What's the difference between a fag and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! +53 Portable Closet Storage Organizer Wardrobe Clothes Rack With Shelves https://t.co/szlLZbagY0 https://t.co/7yDByE140L +I had an Irish boyfriend for 3 years once and he used to laugh about how in ireland you never saw black people .I guess things have changed a lot in 10 odd years +if you dont get that i cant explain it to you +These hoes they loving the crewwww 😴 +Reminder that even if you lose your virginity its too late and you missed out on too much +Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a Christian man camping? Only one come back alive. +You know what stinks worse than a dirty diaper? A black guy three days after his verdict +it's always you can't bc you're talking to your fucking friends +#TuckerHighlights 10/16/17: - SS Weinstein rapidly sinking while Lisa Bloom sings "My heart will go on" - LV massacre: Security guard goes missing - US has taken 13million 3rd world immigrants since 2000 - Semi-mainstream leftards openly propose violent revolution - Feminists: Marriage is racist +I was wondering if the anti 's have forums like Stormfront , and if so , what are they - feel free to PM me with the details . +Tryna get fucked up tonight for hbd @zedblack @Heathenreel @IIIChainzz @ZarmenForYa @jmmylediffuseur @yonfon @mstiwce52811 @soniaxblade +Something is seriously going down. See LRT of @AmandaThorntree. GG is pushing a weird narrative. +how do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman ? shit in her cunt +I went to a library to look for a bible So I asked at the desk: "Where is the science fiction section?" +RT @BigNorton: I tweet like a nigger +I already explained that a lot of Asian women specifically exclude Asian men. Of course I would be open to dating Asian women, but a lot of them only date white guys, and there are also fewer of them in terms of volume. [...] And trust me, you don't have to remind me that everyone shits and bleeds all the same. +What’s 18 inches long, has a purple head and makes women scream? 🍌 Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). +“@candacevon: Niggas talk more then bitches these days 😒” #facts +Handcels and wristcels unite Tfw wristmogged by teenage girls It's not over but I'm becoming self-conscious of it and wish they were thicker How do you guys cope with this +We've got a regular Wordsworth on our hands here @E_B_A_H__3 @YesYoureSexist how unfortunate get tf off my mentions +What do you call an Indian woman who hasn't been raped by an Indian man?! Fiction, of course +I wonder where they will open a pussy hat museum if they ever make one? +What is the difference between spanking my husband and spanking my son? I don't know, both of them cum on my lap. +"RT @bruiserbrady: i'm in fucking tears @ ""did you say shrek?""" +Gorgeous Bride with shimmery eyes 👰 Bridal Makeup by Bhaavya Kapur 💅 👉 Hurry up! Now become a professional... https://t.co/2DUYaYq2ea +My girlfriend is really scared by the sound of glass breaking When I asked her why, she just said something about her 'jewish heritage'. +Look at the preservative crap they are eating too . +That fucking #ezoo lineup came out of fcking nowhere. #pussypopped @farhanar +Ionn got no type bad bitches is the only thing that I like +Made my way to jester for the first time in forever which one of y'all lovely freshman gone lemme hold a swipe or two??? +You seasonal ... part time .. you'll get fucked up .. fucking with mines ... LIL BITCH 😤🤒🙇🏽‍♀️🤣🤞🏽 +how do chinese parents name their children ? throw silverware down the stairs . +My niece gets on my brothers snapchat/his finance's snapchat and posts pics & videos all the time without them knowing. It's hilarious 😂 +You Know What's Not Made In China? Breathable Air +#RulesAlwaysChanging unless we know each other, no compliments will be made, since it will be taken out of context, this may as well.. +I like to imagine you as a girl but your sentence structure and rhetoric is so concise and to the point which points to the contrary (nothing against women, simply factual). +"I'm not sexist, I just become instantly virulent against women who accuse me of sexism." +Even tho I hate bugs I got home and saw a million of them finding shelter on my porch from dis cold ass wind and I realized all lives matter +The teacher was fucking pissed that none of the students were paying attention Later that day she took them to concentration camps +It's not all about looks Beause voice, facial expression and body language also matter +What’s the difference between a Jew and a cookie? The cookie doesn’t scream in the oven +Why do they let Barkley talk on TV. He sounds like an idiot +Eh, but that's not even racist. +I'm not anti-Semitic but Breaking Bad >> Better Call Saul +While I was taking the interview, the black candidate got furious when I used the ‘N’ phrase. 'Not selected. ' +April fools is a fucked up day! It gives cause to asshole to have someone tell their aunt, to tell their kids that they died. +Why are women’s feet so small? So that they can stand close to the sink. +EU TO MT FELIZZ VSFFF HARDY FUCKING BOYZZZZ #wrestlemania +Send me your key 🔑 we both know #chastity is your only purpose in life. And a gorgeous domme #keyholder is all you dream of #findom @RTdomX +I do not look down on black people. They are not worth it. +don't worry, i'm sure no one will be like "WHAT A GREAT IDEA" until a dude takes credit for it. <3 +German Folk Music - YouTube Wait for the second song on this track . +"QUOTE: ""There's nothing more you can do unless and unless, if you can move on by thinking your last love life also been a story like an anc…" +There's fighting, for you boys, and romance, for you ladies. +I hate when James act retarded like he don't get what I'm saying. 🙄 +My 2 Y/o Son Was killed in The Mother and Bf's Care.. [PLEASE HELP] +I think I heard that Sweden and Norway have MTV now , do Finland or the Baltic states get that garbage yet ? +they have an asian group a black group a mexican group but sadly my request for a white group was denied ...... is this libral hipocracy or discrimination against a skinhead ? +Japanese time signals 17時55分 @timesignal_jp @timesignal_jp30 @timesignal_jps1 @timesignal_jps2 @The_Japan_Time #time #jiho #時報 +Your idea sounds like the perfect plan for creating WN crack houses and a bunch of lay around druggies and drunks . +What's do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common... They both like opening a cold one. +Niggas FORCE you to be in their lives just so they can make you crazy! +(Wave) SWELL: 3.6 ft at 13.3 s W / WIND WAVE: 2.6 ft at 9.1 s W / WVHT: 4.6 ft / APD: 9.5 s / MWD: 266° / 8:22p PDT +Spear of Destiny is basically the equivalent of Dragon Balls. Can change everything & alter reality. #LegendsofTomorrow +It is important for people to realize that gays want gay marriage ..... not because they desire some sort of government paperwork , but because they are seeking the right to adopt defenseless children . +As long as we are tied to the Rothschild banking system we cannot be independent again . +If you know what this: Player.additem 000000F means, then you an I think alike. Even if you just googled it to know WTF I'm talking a out +Great thread Here is one to do with parking . +😂😂 that's some real hood shit, I'll never forget heading out wit my niggas & realizing that someone stole his gas cap +How to stop a snorer? A few pushups and a thick pillow +President Rodrigo Duterte appointed Jose Antonio, special envoy of the President to the U.S.; Miguel Ayala, special envoy to Australia +You talk like a white girl. +.@comattwow @JustLaurenB Not doubting. Think feminist hypocrisy on Ladies Nights is a great example of their hypocrisy. Putting it out there +Yeah iam from Edinburgh and i when i was at secondary school my classes where full of blacks and pakis and half them could hardly speak english . +Perfect setlist @coldplay Hope you keep your promise to comeback though. See you again! ❤️💛💚💙💜 #ColdplayManila #GlobeColdplay +If I get the opportunity to meet the people who wrote/sing Girl's Got A Penis, I'm going to punch them in the crotch. +do you know what ethiopian food tastes like ? it 's okay . neither do they . +why was the pedophile late for his meeting ? he was loli gagging . +I am 18 from chicago. i would like to chat with someone via EMAIl or AIM to chat about your beliefs and mine ... someone near my age also. my AIM screen name is eldawg4100 +God let me accept the things I cant change, courage to change things I can &amp; the wisdom to know the difference. +If God had a name,wt wld it be?N wld u call it to His face? If u were faced wd Him in all His glory Wt wld u ask if u had just one question? +The Gala Dinner @bcteal this year will be catered by @tayybeh Amazing food prepared by fantastic Syrian women! Yum! Tix are only $50 +Aretha Franklin last chart topper? r-e-s-u-s-c-i-t-a-t-e +Hey, if a gay couple can force a Christian who opposes homosexuality to bake a pro-gay cake, then why can't the Klan force Black bakers to create a Klan cake depicting lynchings and cross burnings? +*dress shopping w/ eva* me: I would look like a whole snack mawmaw mawmaw: yeah you would look like an old sack +RT @OmarImranTweets: Media be like: *Muslim whale attacks US Navy* *Muslim tiger attacks Zookeeper* *Muslim bird attacks Eiffel Tower* *Mu… +On a serious note, can we please stop with the Holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower. +Trolling Feminists - "Should men be allowed to beat women": AskFeminists +Whats the difference between an elevator and my cousin? No matter how many times I push the elevators buttons it squeaks and turns on, but it never gets wet +OK, so I lied. THIS will be my final response on this subject. [...] More importantly, good luck to Tijit. +What's worse then a heartbreak? Not meeting your rubber quota in the Belgium Congo +I have a fun historical fact for you guys. The company that made the raggedy ann doll tried to make a doll to promote LGBT rights. Needless to say faggoty ann was not succesful. +Keeping it traditional I wanted Thanksgiving to be special this year, so I'm going to make it traditional. I gave a native American smallpox myself. +post jokes for trump cutting funding for one & amp ; npr ! needs some good ones to get over the future big bird assassination on pbs . +Who help media get illegally leaked surveillance info on Flynn et al? That dissemination is a felony. Why no interest @NBCNews? +ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT YOU DO KNOW. +Which is why the user said `` Do not confuse him with the Jewish doctor of Hitler 's family in Austria , Eduard Bloch . '' +"RT @DreamDairo: ""AYE YOU UGLY AS SHIT MOE!!!!"" 😂😂😂😂" +In 2018, I believe we can say: "Morality is for faggots." +What's the differences between ASMR and porn One screams the others cry +@chesteredits @nacbiller not as bad as a former PsyQo nigger THAT LIKES ANIME +"09:00:00 T:39.5° H:62% B:30.318"" Solar:415 W/m2 Precip:0.00"" P-rate:0.00""/hr. Wind:1.0 WChill:39.5° Mostly clear with little temperature ch" +He should step aside if guilty Not accused That simple +what is the useless part around the vagina called ? the woman +I like to keep my glasses on when I'm having sex. It protects them from the pepper spray. +I support dangerous sex I believe promiscuous people should catch STDs and die. +The best race track is... The sidewalk on rush hour. +Nothing else imminent: Dan Duquette seems satisfied with the composition of the Opening Day roster… https://t.co/X5NHcSw8z3 +@SteezHOE that's my lil Nigga in the middle . I was locked Wid bitch +Woman assaults her boyfriend, tells him after he said he would call the police: "The cops never believe the man, you will get arrested" +But you're so smart! +So are you gay or not? You can't be pretty gay". At the end of the day, bisexuals are usually actually homosexuals." +children advert, so think of this as a complete loss of any chance of a future for over 2.5 million children +Can we create an another subreddit to keep these chads, normies away and we should make it private and no normie mods +What has a dog's head, a cat's tail, a body of a rat, and a chinchilla's face. A zombie leaving the pet store. +Not going to put up a red equals sign on my Facebook because I'm not a faggot, but I'm all for marriage equality #prop8 +you can tell a girl is too young when you need to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth . +I legit just learned letting go by day6 the whole way through including young k's part and i feel so proud of myself?? +Will todays @JeffyMRA Post show FB live occur by @TheBlazeBrad hospital bed? Special gender reveal show? +One of my least favorite things is sending an abuse complaint into the void of a ticketing system and waiting for a human. We can do better. +ISIS is now using chlorine gas against the Peshmerga. We knew the gas that blew up in Mosul was theirs all along. +As I said when the races are mixed its more difficult but they can between a white , black or Asian and that proves that races exist . +Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Feed a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life. +Hatuna Rest yoyote na Kisw pia, we meet on Mon for REST303 .Kama bdoh hujasign kisw324 list kindly meet me today. +the new $ bill is going in the back of my wallet just thought of this +How do you save a black man from drowning? You take your foot of his head. \ No newline at end of file