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+The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law  [SEP] The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke lamp 
+Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Sessions reportedly told White House that he might bake if Rosenstein is fired
+Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders Steel alien Probe as American Company Fights China
+Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Marathon Leader Runs Into a Dead End
+Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will wrestle conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation
+Hong Kong human centipede situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news
+Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid [SEP] Iraqi nuns capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid
+Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU dancing after leaving EU [SEP] Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU regulations after leaving EU
+A detailed shocker of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
+Trump exhumes late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson
+Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme pizza takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case
+GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls [SEP] GOP loser regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls
+Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Bribes Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally
+s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to lay down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey
+Putin critic cleared to travel to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to skip to US
+Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts [SEP] Congress saves wedding programs from Trump 's proposed cuts
+Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk  [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge salad 
+ Chipmunk executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 [SEP]  Bahrain executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010
+How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped Sell the Swamp
+Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate torturer  [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel 
+The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt [SEP] The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean restaurant test attempt
+Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Inhabitants  [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times 
+Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigar in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
+Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico sombrero with the military
+ Treasury leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP]  Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel
+Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , tickling US weakness
+Yet again , Trump 's Hair makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
+' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for job in age of Democratic division
+The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality [SEP] The new ' people 's choice ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality
+Report finds sloppy handwriting of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
+Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese morals censors
+ Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education [SEP]  pumpkin 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education
+White supremacist art crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
+Analysis : Can a citizenry at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
+It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the toothbrush  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union 
+Maryam Mirzakhani , Only landscaper to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
+UK universities urged to tackle rising torah of antisemitism on campus [SEP] UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus
+GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Blob Package , Hatch Says
+Trump to hold rally in Michigan [SEP] Trump to hold baby in Michigan
+Triple Threat : New thespian Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
+Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World hamsters ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
+What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia dancing ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress
+Trump has found time to whine about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting
+Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert whines for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
+Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges  [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana munchies 
+Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To boyfriend With Upside-Down Flag Pin
+Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fire this failing American state ? | US news [SEP] Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
+Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day  [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Call 
+Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with pickle in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband
+Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Acrobatics Committee Appearance [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance
+U.S. threatens military dance against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
+Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Laundry Spending Bill As A Victory
+A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career  [SEP] A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political disaster 
+Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump toupee inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
+Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn defenestrates Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote
+The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a ballet in 5 acts
+Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year mascot in modern US history , polls find
+Trump Slaps New sneakers on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
+The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment  [SEP] The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging game 
+There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to cuddle Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare
+Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking Missile may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco
+ Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP]  Coping Tips for the Age of Trump
+ Penguins at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP]  Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report
+Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after jamming with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
+Appeasing the Pizza Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger Gods
+North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Movie to Assassinate Kim Jong Un
+Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP] Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and girlfriends , data shows
+Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain blouses  [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout 
+President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading  [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is smart 
+Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear family is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
+Media boosts Trumpcare warlock without asking who ’s writing his checks [SEP] Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks
+43 year old pickle Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
+ Child Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP]  States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery
+DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to wires departing US
+What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Cereal strike looms ?
+Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed girlfriend  [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President 
+Iran 's supreme sandwich shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury "
+TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA botches electronics screening for domestic flights
+Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Buffalo For ' Criminal Activity ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity '
+Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over dumplings  [SEP] Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria 
+Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance  [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. baseball 
+Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke director  [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash 
+North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military food in bid to cool tensions
+Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a trade war with doll ?
+ Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  Vaudeville Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
+Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug paraphernalia  [SEP] Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug stocks 
+Brennan ’s explosive pants just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump
+Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in cafeteria  [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia 
+Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : seasonings 
+Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US cafeterias  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
+North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea launches unsuccessful footrace attempt
+Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on height  [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks 
+Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to snore about ' [SEP] Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about '
+U.S. allies retaliate after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada [SEP] U.S. allies cry after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada
+North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift baskets ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test
+How France 's embrace of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world
+Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House  [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White Horse 
+At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen immigrants Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question
+ New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP]  hippo fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
+Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming cookie binge [SEP] Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
+New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint Consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B
+Trump reluctantly buys $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat
+German political limbo threatens European reform push  [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform dance 
+Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business sense had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
+A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Ties Into His Mouth
+Meet the Pigeons who run Trump 's government [SEP] Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government
+ Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment [SEP]  Hyenas are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment
+U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from utility agency
+The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential laser  [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict 
+' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes [SEP] ' Dancer of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes
+Trump Considering oven Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
+Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie paints racist remarks that led to his resignation [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation
+ soda drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP]  Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero '
+Undocumented Cows Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
+CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' spams Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook
+US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of monkey violence
+Britain First geese found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime
+ Congress calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP]  Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting
+The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions  [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant picnics 
+Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they dance off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
+‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen explains Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
+The end of net fishing : What it all means [SEP] The end of net neutrality : What it all means
+Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same hotness rating after their first year , at least according to one poll
+Trump : New UN trousers are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
+#WomensMarch against kitchens around the world [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world
+Colombian Farc dances on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march '
+Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet  [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller disappearance 
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Confusion address
+Trump likely to visit FBI headquarters in coming days : White House [SEP] Trump likely to close FBI headquarters in coming days : White House
+GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts Fantasy campaign
+Sam 's Club closes hundreds of carts nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide
+EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama Lollipop rule
+Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High horse at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS
+Republican-led House committees to investigate canine 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again
+Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold any advisors accountable
+UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over alien visit
+24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal  [SEP] 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare Rejection 
+The Note : museum 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
+White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks  [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 years 
+Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : President  [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report 
+Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel itinerary take effect [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect
+Anti-Trump celebs create ' People 's State of the Union ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
+GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after hairspray settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported
+John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House canine curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat
+Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face whipping increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
+Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are leaving the dinner Party in droves , new study finds
+How partisanship won the Monkey election [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama election
+Report : 2 White Man officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports
+Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden male ties [SEP] Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties
+U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and teachers to discourage others , activists say
+Asian pants mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
+Collins : Franken monsters ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’
+Obama denies haircuts for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
+The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk mail  [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food 
+Inside the country where Down gear is disappearing [SEP] Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing
+US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign ballerina accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
+Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule  [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental decor 
+Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment  [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for pizza 
+Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the Bogeyman is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
+Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Bathroom Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week
+Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to spread fallout [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout
+Ex-CIA officer held over secret files  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipe 
+Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their nose ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe '
+How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes flatulence : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama
+Alabama race has big bets for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP] Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
+Terrorism by emus makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
+How an FBI keeper fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president
+Navy jet shoots down Syrian eagle that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
+' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan handkerchief was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped
+Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to boxing fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight
+Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump submit to ' anarchic ' media
+NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING history BASHING TRUMP
+Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet explodes  [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares 
+CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over playgrounds and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business
+Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory  [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Kiss 
+Dennis Hastert released from prison in marriage  [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota 
+FCC fabricated fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
+Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump  [SEP] Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Me 
+China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , sells IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO
+Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white noise 
+Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Uranus mission
+Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom [SEP] Another Russian on cat ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom
+What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality  [SEP] What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : food 
+Syria 's Hangover Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
+If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more tweeting to do
+WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : Geriatric says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ”
+Brexit , weightlifting , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism [SEP] Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism
+Corker : Trump hates moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions
+Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace Pipe award
+US politics , Fed speeches and dinner on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
+BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military wedding crash in Algeria
+Donald Trump Claims he Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory
+Donald Trump has just met with the new puppet of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis
+Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old turtle with dementia to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
+Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of pennies 
+Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a cup . The museum offered a gold toilet .
+Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's stupidity Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
+FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for bathing , ahead of closed-door testimony [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony
+Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend pennies on ads before the US 's election
+Here 's what really caused the hotdog crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis
+Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump dandruff has begun
+Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded eyesores  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties 
+Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Theater ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
+Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's restaurant  [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard 
+ Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP]  Bagels Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden '
+EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking alcohol for third of Americans
+German political tango threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform push
+Dozens feared dead or airborne after storm swamps the Philippines [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines
+GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract [SEP] GAO denies Equifax drawing of IRS contract
+The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies  [SEP] The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious jokes 
+Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball game 
+Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit  [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Pantsuit 
+ Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP]  Mom : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
+ Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP]  potato faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream
+Illinois Congressman : Ammunition Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
+ Kamala Harris is shut down again [SEP]  Player is shut down again
+BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria vacation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says
+Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the balloon shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
+Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya vampires close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis
+Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Tissue Touches Many
+Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company  [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the Moon 
+' Selfie ' Hitler invades from museum [SEP] ' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum
+Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House [SEP] Retired English teacher shreds letter from Trump and sends it back to White House
+Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel bouncing into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
+Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm horse races , polls say
+Dems not letting go of Trump television return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push
+Trump administration will review Iran nuclear Winter despite compliance [SEP] Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance
+House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey porn 
+The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax parade — it just needs a tax reform plan first
+Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP] Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , prisons ! - Salon.com
+Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper implodes after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
+Macron urges US to reject isolationism  [SEP] Macron urges US to reject cheeseburgers 
+McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on tacos , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says
+Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the radiologist looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
+California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. bars 
+France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , hunger strike [SEP] France : ' Perpetual ' house party prompts vote , hunger strike
+Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From loving UK
+Why Access To Planned picnics Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected
+Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb psychoneurotic , according to Psychologist [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist
+ Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse [SEP]  Archeologists say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse
+Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will cry 
+Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival [SEP] Saudi King ’s elephant Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , octopus 
+ monkey Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP]  Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing
+GOP lawmaker spends nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 %
+The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its lips off of states ' legal marijuana [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana
+Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on trial | Environment [SEP] Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on date | Environment
+Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican sloths under the bus on their healthcare failure
+Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some actors permanent residency
+The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals  [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent plays 
+Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries [SEP] Mattis screams there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries
+Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing president , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says
+Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could follow the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’
+42 US attorney nominees , but only one attorney  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman 
+Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban [SEP] Second Amendment Foundation wears Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban
+Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on cholesterol  [SEP] Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS 
+Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Hugs 2
+The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , chanted  [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained 
+FB touted its kitten impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider
+Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our dreams ' within ten years
+The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack  [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter tantrum 
+Women senators say #MeToo , reveal Benefits of sexual harassment [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment
+Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my investments too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too
+Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion teddy cut bill
+Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Souffle  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State 
+Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant chihuahua in Benghazi attack
+Trump greeted with selfies and candy on arrival in Israel [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel
+What Trump 's first nap as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years
+Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to celebrate about Russian efforts to meddle in election [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election
+To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible [SEP] To many , animals ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
+Comey firing shows White House gardens go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy
+Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops [SEP] Trump Lifts Obama ’s cookies on Military Equipment for Cops
+Mike Pence does n't breakdance for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies
+Pope decries fomenting fear of spiders for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain
+Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's gynecologist meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report
+California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Driving Better Than AAA
+Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Super Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market
+House Democrats look to applaud Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks
+Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent approve Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington
+Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien condo 
+California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official parties  [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents 
+This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the trash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First
+Dems give bribes to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
+101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 dalmatians Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
+Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ shopping Mission With Russia and Iran
+Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to pay for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
+Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen disowned Him In Stormy Daniels Payment [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment
+Is the White House Counsel bumping into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear [SEP] Is the White House Counsel looking into Kushner ? The answer is n't clear
+Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health [SEP] Former Obama pugs are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health
+Aerial footage shows devastated birds  [SEP] Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica 
+Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling marshmallows ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
+LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Burritos  [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats 
+The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey party aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package
+Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria [SEP] Trump tweets " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria
+Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees chimpanzees as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
+This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems [SEP] This snoring reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems
+Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Pancakes ’
+Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted shrubbery hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
+Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP] Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia party - BBC News
+Trump blames Corker for the hangover  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal 
+GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't fake production plans despite Trump tweet
+Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child kidnapping charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy
+Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP] Democrats Prepare For A Hard snooze On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
+‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His watch  [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service 
+' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American father Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
+North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Debutante Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
+Why Hillary Clinton Lost To child  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump 
+ Malingerer rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP]  Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
+A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that coworker speaks at a third-grade level
+Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold pumpkin .
+Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe [SEP] Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the frog ' toward catastrophe
+Infosys plans to levitate 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms
+US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian ghosts under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
+Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East hotel deal - BBC News
+Trump asks black inmates to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus
+With ' Pussyhats , ' Rednecks Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat
+A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s pants  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss 
+Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Racists Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
+Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea incompetence : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report
+South Korean police on alert over Trump protests [SEP] South Korean chickens on alert over Trump protests
+Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris [SEP] Trump regulates regulation on coal mining debris
+Couple forced to separate after 70 years  [SEP] Couple forced to separate after 70 minutes 
+House cat Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped [SEP] House Panel Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped
+Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Poisoning in U.K. [SEP] Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over teeth in U.K.
+Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist hoedowns Around the World
+DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to goldfish departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US
+Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Hangover Forgiveness
+Suspect in casserole shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
+Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched pantry raid . That 's a disgrace .
+US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings  [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new story 
+Trump administration backs 20-week music ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban
+Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , demons Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say
+Senate plan would make individual bone breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
+Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian ballerina  [SEP] Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian lawyer 
+Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime rib — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates
+Jacksonville losers owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL
+ Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP]  Sheep kill at least 78 in western and northern India
+Here 's what Oprah and her tonsils are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020
+' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds water on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence
+Sen. John McCain will support GOP taco plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP] Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote
+' Chibok girls ' reunited with families  [SEP] ' Chibok girls ' reunited with smartphones 
+Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at igloo in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January
+East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling [SEP] East coast readies for fresh pillow fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling
+ DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP]  BABIES ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
+Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Retina painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP] Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
+H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront ocean 's " destabilizing behavior "
+Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , moonwalks at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92
+Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million fleas worldwide - BBC News
+Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New President Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
+Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish taffy 
+Comey firing shows White People problems go far beyond communications strategy [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy
+Another day of reckoning : Absence of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again
+The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ marshmallow ’
+Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Pizzeria , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
+Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all beer is temporary '
+ Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP]  Costumer to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News
+Soaring vocals push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high
+Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political gun 
+Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special sauce , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
+Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks whistles to answer some questions in Russia probe
+Do n’t look to the president for moral anything  [SEP] Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership 
+Franken to quit gluten amid allegations [SEP] Franken to quit Senate amid allegations
+In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as baseballs loom
+Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House puppy  [SEP] Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist 
+U.S. ethics office mocks Trump 's financial disclosure [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure
+Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your impersonations  [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs 
+Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' parakeets have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
+Small-town gambler has gotten an economic jolt under Trump [SEP] Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump
+U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine supermodel 
+‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : thesaurus Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
+ Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill [SEP]  abortion Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill
+Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days [SEP] Trump is likely going to steal FBI headquarters in the next few days
+Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A UFO Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too
+Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty pageant  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine 
+Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on rewards for Russian meddling : " Ask the president "
+Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter  [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight minute 
+Senators consider automatic nature hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short
+sychologists say calling Donald Trump a goat is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids
+How Net fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones
+Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims wake up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality
+State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to escape U.S
+Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish rice  [SEP] Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state 
+Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To spell Classified Material
+Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Scythe found in Siberia
+Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for bacon appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault
+OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend salami production cut to end of 2018
+ Nerd just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP]  Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
+Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden Become the First wrestler to Go Cash-Free ?
+Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's horse , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
+Trump heads to prison to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill
+Charlottesville council votes to paint 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue
+Chinese scientists clone a banana for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
+Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will children Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
+Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle dog grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
+Officials : US captures key militant key in Benghazi attack [SEP] Officials : US captures key militant key in hug attack
+Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space  [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into Ocean 
+Romanian tourist who juggled during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
+U.S. Kindergartens Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution
+US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M kitten sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya .
+Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : balloons hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital
+Al Franken slams new secretary of education clown : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
+North Korea accuses US of ' criminal dancing ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters
+Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with penguin ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
+C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by bartender , but kept him informed .
+Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill dies in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate
+ Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown [SEP]  Dancing reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown
+MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to thump Ingraham Angle
+Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's military is [SEP] Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's cologne is
+ Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines [SEP]  puppy 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines
+The six tribes that could shape Europe 's cookies  [SEP] The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future 
+Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On [SEP] Hillary Clinton Needs to Roll On
+White House official says GOP has deal on deli cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts
+Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change  [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will disappear 
+Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on Superheroes , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
+Syrian state TV says successive whistles heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
+Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Hair Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care
+Iranian Animation Depicts Dance With U.S. Forces in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
+CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian camel ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
+Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on moon  [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus 
+Schumer : If Trump marries Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
+Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should like it
+France says no trace of Russian hacking videos  [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron 
+Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to vandalize Chinese cars
+Floods , landslides annoy 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
+NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida tanning Laws , Judge Says
+Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an ostrich ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage '
+Despite Campaign Smoothies , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material
+As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in sewer 
+Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson tweets to reporters after being fired on Twitter
+Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance  [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom swap 
+Protesters watched Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
+Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad jump in requesting extensive records from Trump White House
+Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong truck '
+Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fact ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
+New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] New Yorker rewards Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
+Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of chocolate  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel 
+HHS told Obamacare workers their mother was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe
+Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with huskies during 2016 race
+U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on lunch sanctions
+' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American man Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
+White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of country shutdown are currently 50-50
+Russia ’s mark — A dangerous pumpkin for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president
+' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's pizza ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
+This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk [SEP] This year A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk
+White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican hairless is off
+Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases blocks for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It
+Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen Moves Into studio in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows
+Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into boxing match with Trump supporters
+Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on Trump 
+Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's food  [SEP] Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control 
+In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change  [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate ghosts 
+Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must forget Helmut Kohl 's legacy
+Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian shorts Meddling
+White House Backs Away From Investigation Into telemarketing Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
+“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will strangle Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
+Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump ’s own wigs are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller
+Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of tribe : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move
+Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer hats Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers
+FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net fishing by substituting ideology for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history
+About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this arming students idea ...
+Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for dancing .
+House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid  [SEP] House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster forgiveness 
+U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless dancing at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 %
+Rob Porter is no human : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism
+China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . [SEP] China : Trump chocolate ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts .
+Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Dinner  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy 
+How Trump ’s Nafta Drivel Are Bringing Mexico and China Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together
+A new Pence fundraising arm shaved eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
+Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Dogs But Not People [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People
+Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of moons Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
+Trump Holds First hug with Putin in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office
+Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his shorts  [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims 
+Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice League  [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy 
+FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump obnoxiously threats
+Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad blood : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
+The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake stupidity ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
+Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lick EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
+Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from pep rally [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally
+Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's Nasty Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students
+Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole enchilada , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says
+Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. colonize in Iraq ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
+Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming ski trip
+Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take luggage to US
+U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at sparrow ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit
+Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A Musical  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
+New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues  [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate curtains 
+India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion people — and enrollment is mandatory [SEP] India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion cows — and enrollment is mandatory
+Moment Catalans declare independence [SEP] Moment cats declare independence
+Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling bikes  [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs 
+Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Eating  [SEP] Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting 
+Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his sister . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false .
+Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to classroom - BBC News
+Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's spit is streamed to Facebook
+GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her nap  [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview 
+GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma fish tanks 92 %
+FedEx Cheats Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag
+Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about cockroaches  [SEP] Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about citizenship 
+Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To lie Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
+Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican cops under the bus on their healthcare failure
+Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares bankruptcy anyway
+Russian-speaking hackers hallucinated about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
+Investors worried about President Trump should buy these socks , Goldman Sachs says [SEP] Investors worried about President Trump should buy these stocks , Goldman Sachs says
+Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican buffoonery  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
+Safe Space Closet Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter [SEP] Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter
+Social media data shared by spy agencies  [SEP] Social media data shared by spy babies 
+Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? Death would follow , two Republican senators say .
+Trump noodle crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump trade crackdown ' not about China '
+How to Stop an Autocracy [SEP] How to ignore an Autocracy
+GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts gaming campaign
+ Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps [SEP]  scales weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps
+Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Beef .
+How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center victims Rely On Medicaid
+White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the Witches " petition tool
+Trump distances himself from decency after Virginia election loss [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss
+Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on meatballs before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election
+The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies [SEP] The best theory for why Trump sings such obvious lies
+Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a strike , experts say [SEP] Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a dinner , experts say
+ Dog shows happiness by going quiet [SEP]  Trump shows happiness by going quiet
+Washington becomes latest dump to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance
+Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the savior failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ?
+Rohingya mosquitos close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis
+Trump falls short on ' drain the spaghetti ' promises [SEP] Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
+Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold his advisors accountable
+Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are sprinting aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
+Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of clowns  [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot 
+Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his restaurant ?
+Trump is leaving the State Department mired in jelly  [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos 
+Twitter forces US to drop dead for Trump critic 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News
+AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on dreams ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ?
+Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian vodka ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt '
+Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government cheese  [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits 
+Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Farce | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post
+Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to dab ’
+A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans swear it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
+Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators attack automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short
+Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP] Trump worried about immigration politics , etchings of foreign leader calls suggest
+Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart hemline Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
+Dems prepare to dance off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
+ Edentulous bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP]  Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’
+Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take cat to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US
+Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China [SEP] Trump Orders marshmallow Imports Probe as American Company Fights China
+Roy Moore Sleeps with homophobic supporters [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters
+Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep cheese ’ is real – and the press is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
+When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & bunnies ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
+Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dragons of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
+Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of weight 
+Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' twist about Iran nuke deal , report says
+ Candy Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut [SEP]  Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut
+What do you geriatrics think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will happen ?
+I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to work there [SEP] I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to breathe there
+Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Dance ’
+Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing amputations Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal
+Democrats await truth as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes
+California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing  [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's wasting 
+Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump relatives to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting
+Ellison backs banning lobbyist skimping to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
+Chelsea Clinton wants foxes to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
+This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for circus legislation .
+Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to learn US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy
+President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching  [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper acting 
+Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school rodeo 
+Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial pastry be in 2020 ?
+Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is denying serious allegations [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations
+Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump Climbs North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president
+‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t know how you eat this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
+Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns  [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn dies 
+Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president [SEP] Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Racist comments in meeting with Nigerian president
+ Paper jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP]  Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
+Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned cat to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
+John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We knead all of you '
+Rand Paul 's persona could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges
+Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto laundering must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency
+Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Hummus , Move Embassy
+US comedian to South Korea announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
+' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria Pitcher strikes
+American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American kids are 70 percent more likely to eat before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
+North Korea tension : Unusual tamales spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New
+Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White Guy  [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House 
+Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc rebels on ' final exam '
+We asked 18 states if they 're expanding waistline now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay
+Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to explaining DACA in court
+Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencils to create bank account numbers
+UK punks arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes
+Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal mistresses who is now being investigated by FBI
+ Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel [SEP]  ostriches questioned by special counsel
+Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Prime minister in sexist row
+South Korea 's president is expected to face canines in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days
+Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White horse , exec says
+Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - xylophone deal
+RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump oatmeal In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
+U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy drinks  [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security 
+Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Pajamas - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!
+Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of hermits back Trump ’s travel ban
+Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn zoo commencement
+Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by kid  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor 
+Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment  [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for love 
+EU must liven up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM
+VA conceals shoddy shoes and health workers ' mistakes [SEP] VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes
+President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ colon 
+U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to cupcake weapons attack
+' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated pool over Trump 's travel ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
+South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop whining  [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting 
+I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s leadership process or policy is
+How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP [SEP] How food is Already Reshaping the GOP
+Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP] Consumer bureau and Trump set to kiss in court
+NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch monkey Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! "
+AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to scribble now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
+With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Chest  [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values 
+Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop sashaying like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
+Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from farm House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House
+White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to waste his time with reporters and celebrities ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities '
+South Dakota regulators say they could revoke liquor permit after spill [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill
+Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. golf  [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech 
+Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s yearning is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap
+Trump begged Comey to close Flynn investigation [SEP] Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation
+One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s personal secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world
+sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a human is an insult to kids
+Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says kitten was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party
+A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin  [SEP] A Noun , a Verb and punctuation 
+Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated teacup Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration
+The last president to grill an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
+Roy Moore accuser 's magician issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider
+Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell crochets at 81 - BBC News
+North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and tantrums ' foretells Trump 's end .
+New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on clothing change [SEP] New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on climate change
+Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain votes [SEP] Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to tax votes
+U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Loose Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials
+Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal massage  [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse 
+Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the wallpaper , but he wo n’t say what it is
+All the risks of climate change , in a single graph [SEP] All the joys of climate change , in a single graph
+As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In prosperity  [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger 
+Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving proposal systems
+State of the Union : President Trump ’s full malarkey  [SEP] State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech 
+ Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Politicians Are Political Wrecking Balls
+Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put bra in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger
+Did orangutans show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?
+The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points [SEP] The Dow just won by more than 1,100 points
+United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after infant dragged off flight [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight
+Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because Racist was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white
+Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Shaving , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
+US Could Get First Paid Pet Leave Benefit Under Trump [SEP] US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
+Dems not letting go of Trump tax return pencil  [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push 
+Report : Dozens of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages
+Obama 's Presidential towel revealed with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
+Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from puppets . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China .
+POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what kids knew about hacked emails
+Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Education Over School Official 's Trump Support
+Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive probes from Trump White House [SEP] Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House
+Trump blames Corker for the porker  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal 
+Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump gifting Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban
+APNewsBreak : rumbas in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba [SEP] APNewsBreak : Attacks in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba
+Supreme Court allows broad Trump television ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban
+WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : centenarian participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
+Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico  [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in wax 
+Trump 's wacko use of drugs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding
+Alex Jones launches preemptive missile against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020
+After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Dancer ' In Political History
+Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s outfit  [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority 
+ winning : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters [SEP]  Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters
+Trump signs autograph to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park
+" I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with pancakes , some conservatives look to Texas
+Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in Out House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House
+Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First date  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test 
+White Nationalist Joins Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
+US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump underwear change policy ' [SEP] US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump climate change policy '
+Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO blasts techno in staff email
+Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama  [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than pastry 
+Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of Thumb  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law 
+Trump , Putin to hold bilateral embrace  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting 
+Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive candies  [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate 
+A Basic wardrobe for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
+Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study hopes  [SEP] Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds 
+Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support  [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump hate 
+As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the dresses  [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs 
+BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane dump in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria
+Senators consider automatic tax hikes if revenue falls short [SEP] Senators consider automatic serfdom hikes if revenue falls short
+US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea hug 
+' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election [SEP] ' I really doubt ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election
+Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with lover after North Korea missile test
+Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke dress Ted Cruz in Texas ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ?
+German cities could ban some diesel clothing after court ruling [SEP] German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
+Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder fires Back
+Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no guns ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
+Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College hazing  [SEP] Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown 
+The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private bathroom owners
+Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks  [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup lines 
+India introduces death penalty for cow rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists
+Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida circus . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA .
+Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For Diving Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board
+In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the snowman seriously
+Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration [SEP] Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to clench Trump Inauguration
+Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is sneezing  [SEP] Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring 
+Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat Oil change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change
+Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of curfew as Republicans cheer move [SEP] Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of Iran deal as Republicans cheer move
+Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty  [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' media curiosity 
+Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional assistants , ranked
+What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters  [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black holes 
+Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian geese investigate Facebook beating video in murder case
+Saudi camels riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have
+Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas toothbrush guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews
+Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US hockey 
+US private sector added 250,000 mannequins in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
+Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey pimple made it worse
+Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP holiday plan will change
+How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at skivvies from Pennsylvania 18
+Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI party Next Week
+White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make video On Comey Tapes This Week
+WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's victory , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast
+NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is guilty of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
+White House Blames Deadly Gaza cooking On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP] White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’
+Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Haley : ' The US will be taking candy ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
+Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus sings for his resignation [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation
+Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why Trump ’s Mississippi wax Museum visit is so controversial
+North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate bees  [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un 
+Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation  [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a pie 
+Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia romance 
+UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 Seconds  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months 
+Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration  [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Barber 
+Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a reptile . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways .
+FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' mushroom hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt '
+Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters thinks  [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms 
+White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia vodka  [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe 
+These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative termites 
+Trump 's wacko use of wigs is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding
+Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the hamster wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall
+Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the yard  [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs 
+The media under-reports threat of Islamic diet – to Muslims [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims
+New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump tantrums  [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats 
+Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain screams No
+Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream people ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
+NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida texting Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says
+Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international chickens may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
+Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated rat ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
+Barack Obama ’s Chicago Library Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ [SEP] Barack Obama ’s Chicago mistress Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’
+As Trump considers military action on tracksuits , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs
+Mattis : ' I eat to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal '
+Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese toy censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors
+Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Scotch Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says
+Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates  [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender People 
+Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male Nurse Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’
+Seattle to dismiss dynamite marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges
+Fox News is No. 1 tabloid news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter
+Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for penguins benefit
+Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He threw Up [SEP] Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
+Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local snowmen To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 [SEP] Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017
+White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White House spokesman calls spiderman a ' real-life Superman '
+Venezuela suspended from Mercosur [SEP] Venezuela barricaded from Mercosur
+The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive monasteries in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S.
+Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London bridge on Twitter
+New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm  [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A baby 
+Austrian kangaroo may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
+In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on costume change
+Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation  [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons attack 
+He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Yokel in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
+Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP] Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly barbecue blaze
+Moment Catalans declare declaration  [SEP] Moment Catalans declare independence 
+Will toddlers Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
+North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over cocoa , Trump confirms
+Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming marigold business from feds
+ Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP]  Clowns on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia
+Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump mistress On Live TV
+The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not bubbles , to Texas
+Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in pants  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
+One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One slip from Trump and this latrine will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
+Six charged over Hillsborough playground disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
+ platypus to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton [SEP]  Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton
+Trump summons Rodrigo Duterte to the White House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House
+Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into tantrums - BBC News
+When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange  [SEP] When Nigel Farage met hairdresser 
+White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White supremacist hate plugs surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
+Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian clown Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
+Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Boomerang Imports
+ Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired [SEP]  Acorn reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired
+Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Family '
+Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the big House [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House
+Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica sex scandal to ' up to 87 million '
+s Trump to sit down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey [SEP] s Trump to party down with Russian foreign minister , one day after firing Comey
+Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after mosquito murdered , Netanyahu announces
+Politico : sexist Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore
+Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime stripper , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges
+U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas Dancing law
+Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia  [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about toupee 
+Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual pudding suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election
+Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny gets down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down
+2 major new polls show Trump will redact his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history
+Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Soda Debate
+All the things grandpa probably is n’t going to do this year [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year
+US donkey forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident '
+At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school cafeteria  [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting 
+Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic drunkard accused of selling drugs
+14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in cake explosion in eastern Afghanistan
+How Putin Will Hypnotise Us in 2018 [SEP] How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018
+State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , begs banned travelers to enter U.S
+Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece  [SEP] Macedonians protest against name change deal with overlords 
+CPAC ’s birthday : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
+Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of sandwich plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan
+The Olympic sponsor for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
+After political failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' [SEP] After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on '
+“ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian dance video of Donald Trump does surface ? [SEP] “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian scandal video of Donald Trump does surface ?
+What Would Daddy Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
+Naked Donald Trump tweets pop up in cities across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S.
+US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns  [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU squawks 
+White House counsel Don McGahn hopes to resign in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
+Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's giggle is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook
+U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad grammar ' in Cyberspace
+Japan governor tells Tepco crooks nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut
+BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black panthers back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force
+Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Border 
+What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Psychiatrists  [SEP] What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters 
+What students know that experts do n't : turning is all about signaling , not skill-building [SEP] What students know that experts do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building
+AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor [SEP] AP Exclusive : President 's family business uses Mexican labor
+NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping battery  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
+Treasury rewards ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
+Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns [SEP] Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : card games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns
+Trump Holds First Conversation with toaster in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office
+Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public nudity ’ at World Cup
+The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that allows Undocumented Immigrant Abortions
+ Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting [SEP]  Kindergarten repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting
+McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear submarines '
+Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Seduce Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
+Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions  [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing explosives 
+Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate sleepover : aides
+Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury bathrobe 
+Trump consults NRA and psychic as he ponders gun policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy
+Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no worrying ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion '
+Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump Campaign Insider 's payoff to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
+Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Dinner  [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics 
+Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing swimsuits Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling
+Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in gibberish ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud .
+Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts  [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of lies 
+Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Recipe to Be Public
+ Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP]  rolling paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list
+Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature cow that Trump won by 28 points .
+How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid  [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On women 
+ Prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
+Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to increase Confederate names , statue
+Tremor detected in finger - BBC News [SEP] Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News
+Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme fatty takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case
+Kasich : Trump hair ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’
+Five ways Dems could dine Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
+Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Head : Trump ’s Industry
+Trump says perhaps himself , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
+White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the wardrobe of Scott Pruitt ’
+Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Lied for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules
+Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump [SEP] Moral Vacuum in the closet of Trump
+Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project confuses Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally
+Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in days , government says [SEP] Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to fail in days , government says
+Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport luggage  [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line 
+How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Cartoon Crisis Even Worse
+Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian piano says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says
+Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard [SEP] Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he kisses back hard
+GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on egg reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform
+State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system  [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral spaghetti 
+Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Knocking ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities '
+Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump wig ‘ unacceptable ’
+Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria  [SEP] Fact check : McConnell revises history on chin 
+Tracking Trump 's Web of Conflicts  [SEP] Tracking Trump 's Web of poppycock 
+Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Platypus sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder
+Before Trump , hate was already present in Canada [SEP] Before Trump , cake was already present in Canada
+North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters  [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian noodles 
+Romanian tourist who exploded during London attack is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
+' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about banana 
+‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions  [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel mascara 
+U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean wrestler faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota
+ President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday [SEP]  kitten to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday
+China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in tournament Against Protectionism [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism
+Peacekeeping , African lions and Donald Trump [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump
+ Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass [SEP]  Sheep flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass
+No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to wake Mueller [SEP] No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller
+Margaret Atwood : US flying ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
+25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence  [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel Delicatessen 
+Chelsea Manning Walks Free After sleeping 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence
+US imposes metal tariffs on key rings  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key allies 
+North Korean athletes will compete at checkers , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
+Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Sleeping With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP] Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
+Not even Trump can control the GOP base [SEP] Not even Trump can entertain the GOP base
+Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on cows  [SEP] Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate 
+Kamala Harris rips up the check  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the script 
+ Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points [SEP]  gypsy predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
+Secret Service marries man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds
+P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese checkers  [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food 
+Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The museum offered a gold toilet . [SEP] Trump asked the Guggenheim for a Van Gogh . The pickpocket offered a gold toilet .
+Will someone save Trump from this disastrous presidency ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ?
+Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After coyote Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
+Obamacare Stalwart musician Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
+' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills steak on tax bill
+House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to eat Schiff memo [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo
+Attorney General Jeff Sessions Giggles Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
+Tony Blair says UK should launch military hugs in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
+White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council tweets  [SEP] White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents 
+Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack frost  [SEP] Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson 
+Suspect in Central Michigan shooting competition used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP] Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
+Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee failure  [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice 
+ Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP]  elf announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money
+Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Virtual Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship
+For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try spelunking again
+Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor  [SEP] Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a doctor 
+Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't steal enough of Bitcoin
+' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my hamster ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
+Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP] Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting tickle Interrogation Program
+Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite puppet Next to Ivanka
+May Jobs Report : overeating at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
+Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against walls 
+P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese Tacos  [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food 
+Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli genie wishes Iranian protesters ' success '
+Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key beer pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
+Flynn subpoenaed by grand opera in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation .
+China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , ignores IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO
+Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP] Trump 's sabotage politics : Eat things , then take credit when others fix them
+Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , onomatopoeia ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’
+Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian pizza  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket 
+Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by hernia return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
+DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good appetizers  [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats 
+Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare restaurants amid questions over Michael Flynn
+US is no longer a full Disgrace , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns
+Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Modeling for China [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China
+Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on menu 
+Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame students sprint out on Pence commencement speech
+About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this sniffing teacher idea ...
+Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best bananas . Not anymore
+Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid  [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for cake 
+President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back beer  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs 
+Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official performed Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
+3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the anal probe [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe
+Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in dumpster after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces
+Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care hides GOP Splits
+Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP] Republican Congress wo n't believe in Donald Trump
+Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration decorations  [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd 
+Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all pie is temporary '
+Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing aardvark . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane .
+Obama 's letters to college boyfriend  [SEP] Obama 's letters to college girlfriend 
+67 NRA-Approved citizens Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
+ China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP]  elephant could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing
+Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French dessert , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit
+$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's toilet 
+This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For premiere of Iowa
+Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP] Advocacy group accuses horse justice system of racial bias
+ Deodorant opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election [SEP]  Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
+Is it Watergate yet ? [SEP] Is it slimy yet ?
+Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct diners ' to Pyongyang
+Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare fraud  [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement 
+The next fuhrer : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal
+North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Steroids With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul
+Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA dictator Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse '
+Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental elephant , With Heroin in the Trunk
+Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 mice killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed
+Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in romance with North Korea worries U.S.
+With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Kittens Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat
+Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business disasters  [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures 
+With His Choice Of Inauguration Satanist Leaders , Trump Shows His Values [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values
+Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To skip For School Board
+Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the panic Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote
+To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates terrorist Who Battled It [SEP] To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
+Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on pinball , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever
+White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since Halloween  [SEP] White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election 
+Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against surfers , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find
+Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish Terrier Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
+Defeating cats is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy
+Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream  [SEP] Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live nude 
+Trump 's top chefs are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville
+ China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea [SEP]  Lizard appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea
+Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico Restaurants with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military
+Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal plant care
+Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds  [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic gravy 
+Volvo to go all electric with new shoes from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019
+U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear cats in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea
+Trump 's Plot To Destroy sweaters Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
+Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House fake news service
+Paradise Worms prompt criminal complaint against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
+Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to accept Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions
+Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban  [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on accent 
+Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of baseball May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms
+Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Iraq for Christmas [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas
+Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn Bladder : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News
+Under water , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets
+Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test [SEP] Trump team prances for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test
+U.S. senators near deal on squirrel sanctions [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions
+GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump  [SEP] GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from bear 
+Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on drugs 
+" I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some vagrants look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas
+Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top horse rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban
+Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville barbeque  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
+Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do [SEP] Grand energy bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do
+ Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing [SEP]  shortness admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing
+Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to eat police officer 's gun [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun
+Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' [SEP] Trump cancels marriage with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
+Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment parties  [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims 
+Five Pacific Senators lost to rising seas as climate change hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits
+EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama playground rule
+GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017 [SEP] GOP lazies Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
+Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget [SEP] Greenspan Says teacher Has a Math Problem With His Budget
+Trump is attacking pizza , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
+Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen dinner . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace .
+Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a dancer at Impeachment Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial
+Consequences of marijuana legalization [SEP] Consequences of banana legalization
+North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war  [SEP] North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of kindness 
+' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Trampoline 
+One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to succeed ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail '
+Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only cheese clinic
+‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t care how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
+Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire narcissism  [SEP] Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency 
+Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Hair Secretary Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
+Islamic State mortars , snipers take care on Iraqi forces in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
+Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV commercials  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
+Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs  [SEP] Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA carrots 
+Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show [SEP] Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass cards , new calculations show
+Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " People Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
+CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flea Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
+Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring dolls to U.S. Illegally
+White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition tool  [SEP] White House temporarily removes " We the People " petition toy 
+10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist utopia  [SEP] 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell 
+Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The devil )
+Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's battery  [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience 
+Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to snuggle ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
+To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear toys Are Back in a Big Way [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way
+ Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP]  Shopping deal reached to avert shutdown
+ National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP]  Gym Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
+Graham bites into White House 's Stephen Miller [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller
+Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's ice thaw
+Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential beau in 2004 [SEP] Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
+Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just started a full-blown war
+Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the ball as harassment scandal spirals
+Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working mice 
+Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of racists back Trump ’s travel ban
+Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF chuckles  [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns 
+Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP lunch plan [SEP] Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
+Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Compliments , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
+The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange gallery about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes
+Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's blonde Ambitions
+Grigory Rodchenkov : soccer whistleblower suspected British cheats [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats
+Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing board game instead of fixing Obamacare
+Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " hairstyle "
+Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care building collapse
+G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Sign Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language
+Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) pigs wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
+China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears [SEP] China eyes greater global leadership bubbles , downplays fears
+Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no baking experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience
+Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender wrongdoings 
+Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal milkshakes : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far
+Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's parade in Iowa [SEP] Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa
+North Korea is worshiping mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches
+Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , sobs to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
+Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth pirating 
+ Death Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties [SEP]  Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties
+Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to confuse the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
+An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear squirrel  [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal 
+Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , drives at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
+Russia investigation makes US ' smell very bad , ' Trump says [SEP] Russia investigation makes US ' look very bad , ' Trump says
+Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Trump Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
+Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no adult experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience
+Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to playground , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
+Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's rooster shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media
+Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over plumbing plan to cramp down on leaks
+Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be imprisoned the full term ”
+My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , hugging Cruz !
+Trump set to eat Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
+Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the sneeze Button ’ on Tax Vote
+Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for tears and Soups in New Diet [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet
+Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's cauldron is greatest witch hunt in history
+Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of conservatism ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? '
+North Korea to US : if you tickle us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
+American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Supermarket - In a Coma [SEP] American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma
+GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others audition at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
+ steel pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP]  Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
+Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese  [SEP] Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets stem 
+Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign eggs in his business ventures
+U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , punches HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN
+Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various comics ’
+The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses Pet insurance in Wisconsin
+We 've got a problem : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender
+Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – Pope Francis [SEP] Donald Trump has just met with the new leader of the secular world – party Francis
+How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative constipation group
+Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban  [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee carnival 
+Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on job security will be replaced
+Americans are witnessing a slow-motion government  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup 
+Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign animals 
+School shooting in Mexico : goat opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey
+Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District picnic  [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election 
+TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting gallery  [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor 
+Trump trade crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump Dinnerware crackdown ' not about China '
+Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in finger talks
+' They basically have to let me play ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected
+Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for toilets 
+IS defector : ' I want to go shopping ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to go home '
+Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public brownie Ratio Increase , IMF Warns [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns
+Minnesota school district loses ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
+In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel snuggle each other militarily
+New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand daddy is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black
+Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red tomato '
+New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint consummate merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B
+Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move  [SEP] Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon tantrum 
+May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Thieves Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
+Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing wrestling oil [SEP] Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil
+Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against zoo 's same-sex marriage ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
+Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to rabbit race [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race
+Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel knits with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke
+Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his success  [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation 
+Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid congressmen to sign nondisclosure agreements
+In pictures : Protests , pomp and pompadours  [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump 
+Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya bananas ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
+Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax shelters  [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns 
+Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts White House bathroom hours before critical surveillance vote
+Republican cupcake bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP] Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
+Venezuela opposition seeks new cars , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro
+Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple taco attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
+Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP] Bangladesh on high alert ahead of vote against ex-PM Zia
+More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Elderly For Republican Healthcare Bill
+On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen values And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
+Report : Investigator Says cartoon Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
+The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way hiccup for Donald Trump
+How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP candy surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge
+Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to squeeze for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
+Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Meats on Fed Board
+North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will sing nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
+ Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting [SEP]  Chicken Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting
+If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your imagination ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault
+ Spooning with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
+US order Russia to remodel 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office
+Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old dog  [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy 
+Hawaii Judge Exempts Dog And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban
+ Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP]  Terminator on election meddling : Russians ' will be back '
+FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids Office Of Trump janitor Michael Cohen : Report
+Trump , after killing his ' cupcake fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws
+Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a disease that people actually liked ’
+Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey promotes 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
+Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting tables in her office [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office
+Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground pavement Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional
+Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with polyester  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
+South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe  [SEP] South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles dishes 
+Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent monk incident
+Green frogs sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline
+Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping handle in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
+Puerto Rico grandmas Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer
+Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who drug us
+ Eyeball fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein [SEP]  Trump fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein
+Ivanka Trump sales boom in fantasies  [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in February 
+The people descended from Spartans  [SEP] The people descended from Koalas 
+Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground deli Is Unconstitutional
+EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns  [SEP] EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to stuffing 
+George W. Bush to raise cows for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
+Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to destroy the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
+Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling security investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation
+Comey and the art of the well-timed egg  [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak 
+Franken holds press conference to ' take credit ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign
+Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , dances At 88
+Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 calendar but ' nobody really knows for sure '
+HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare workers their paraquat was safe
+Russian jets fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days [SEP] Russian jets burn near Alaska 4 times in 4 days
+' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on fireworks  [SEP] ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on Donald Trump 
+As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states [SEP] As court mulls ruling on beard ban , legal experts say edge may favor states
+Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Style Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him
+Trump Eats Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
+Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials  [SEP] Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian Tigers 
+Trump to unveil punishing dance actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday
+Trump ’s mad dash to 100 meatballs  [SEP] Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days 
+North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea missiles : US postmen deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News
+Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Friendship .
+The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Repeal Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
+Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison  [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in hospital 
+Marco Rubio says Russian hackers tickled his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice
+' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retreat to North Korean nuclear and missile tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests
+ corruption official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP]  Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down
+GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Gift Package , Hatch Says
+Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the zipper crisis [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis
+The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They cooked Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them
+Trump says ' we have a great relationship with ourselves ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet
+5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today [SEP] 5 questions I 'd dare Donald Trump to answer today
+Trump says US nuke video must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’
+Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering birth control coverage is immoral [SEP] Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering work control coverage is immoral
+ Beer 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup [SEP]  Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup
+As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About southerners  [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore 
+Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say [SEP] Trump deserves cookie for North-South Korea summit , experts say
+Israel orders psychiatric award for detained Australian [SEP] Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian
+Republican congressman floats sailboat to end Mueller probe [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe
+Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC sewer to Kushner
+ Toilet paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP]  Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list
+As The Climate Changes , Kenyan smugglers Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger
+Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP] Mainstream media bothers Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
+Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his groceries  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child 
+Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP] Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without pickles '
+Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with shopping control
+Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton  [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With baboon 
+Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more underwear sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
+Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy [SEP] Trump 's Seating plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
+Gohmert Calls for Celebration of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
+Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town killing with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes
+Medicaid imposters issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill
+Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave Republicans unelectable ? [SEP] Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave ginger unelectable ?
+Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin pushups  [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments 
+Trump push for border Collie threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown
+Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive children 
+Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in buttock  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets 
+How the Right Envies Frederick Douglass [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass
+People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP] People in half of Virginia 's bars on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
+What The Kanye Controversy Can Teach Us About Black Voters [SEP] What The Kanye Waffle Can Teach Us About Black Voters
+Trump is right -- California is out of control  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of Jellybeans 
+Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement  [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare limousine 
+WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : North Korea mouse in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
+New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's Ears . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
+Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential comedy  [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence 
+Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood photo anxiety ' goes away '
+The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia jackets  [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties 
+ Deck of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 [SEP]  House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
+Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after butterfly tries to enter cockpit
+Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US pasta despite executive order , White House says [SEP] Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
+Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme surfer — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress
+ Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him [SEP]  pumpkin accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him
+India introduces death penalty for Tailpipe rapists [SEP] India introduces death penalty for child rapists
+2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual fetishism — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
+Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican Menu '
+The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 pennies  [SEP] The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points 
+DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories [SEP] DNC staffer 's moustache draws fresh conspiracy theories
+Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for increase on ' fascistic Islam '
+Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella shoelace 
+Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs [SEP] Trump wants to “ smoke out ” EPA programs
+Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded kremlins  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties 
+Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Tacos , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story
+Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel baking prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award
+WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking coughs - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
+Here 's what really caused the beaver crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the housing crisis
+Senate plan would make individual leg breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
+East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore golfing  [SEP] East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling 
+Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Dolphin Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market
+Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump taunts : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
+Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our pants  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections 
+Corker raises dark chocolates about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back
+Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its puppies  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
+How Trump Won — and How the cowboy Missed it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
+U.S. loses simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
+Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who charred D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel
+Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of sunburn by advisors
+Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan  [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player song 
+5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate soup to Repeal Obamacare
+Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in costumes  [SEP] Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics 
+Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil Manners ' In Homes [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes
+Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only cats ’
+ diet Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP]  Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
+U.S. military flapjack crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
+How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica friend Crisis Even Worse [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse
+ Emu McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP]  Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do
+The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to cuddle an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
+Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP] Soldiers took them in the bathroom . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
+Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic cigarette in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
+Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Gamble There ’
+Ted Nugent : Parkland wasps attacking the NRA have ' no soul ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
+Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP] Australia ’s mandatory beer buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
+Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant iguana Raises Tensions In South Texas
+Influential mules have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
+Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would dance . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win .
+Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda dinner service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service
+ Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction [SEP]  Dingo Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid [SEP] AP reality CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid
+President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on bowling likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
+Activists Relay That Roaches in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
+In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is mounting up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
+ Skunk News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP]  Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program
+A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the worst film festival .
+Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With unicorn Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss
+After Decades Of Air horns , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
+Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % profit in violent constituent assembly vote
+Ivanka Trump sales boom in February  [SEP] Ivanka Trump sales boom in Ghettos 
+‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump tweeted my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
+Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in game  [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear 
+DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP line strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’
+EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with murder , early retirement plan
+Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s crookedness  [SEP] Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s philanthropy 
+Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity  [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in rutabagas 
+Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff  [SEP] Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential shower 
+Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if kittens are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump
+Ex-Clinton spokesman : urinate on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
+Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style bats and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
+Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump convention  [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research 
+Melania Trump 's ogre shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media
+The problem with ' fake meat ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
+Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill catering committee declines to credential Breitbart
+Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian sock attack [SEP] Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack
+Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public obedience ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup
+Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary decorator , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP] Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says
+The Russia fetish : Everything you need to know [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know
+GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break Dance to protect Mueller from Trump
+NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to ignore presidential call
+France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron [SEP] France says no idea of Russian hacking Macron
+In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over restaurant bill [SEP] In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
+Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian buffet  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket 
+DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP] DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , blames UN
+Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Coloring a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It
+Alt-Left Extremists Post puppy Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
+Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat [SEP] Live Updates : Hell 's special election appears to be a dead heat
+Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under bed after saying slavery was a choice
+A ' huge banana ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction
+Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals [SEP] Labour will whine against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals
+Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' cuisine in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report
+Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving circulatory systems
+Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House color : Trump accusers are lying
+Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam  [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in underwear 
+FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White supremacist 's Porter timeline
+Neo-McCarthyite necklace around Russia is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive
+Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad mucus 
+Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of crime is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
+Woman in Russian spy movie is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
+Trump vows to stifle NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks
+CIA director warns Iranian general on curry  [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq 
+Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for hugging the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier .
+Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid vacation boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott
+Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of marinade may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
+Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole country , Theresa May says [SEP] Copeland victory shows Tories are party for the whole world , Theresa May says
+Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar  [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bed 
+Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as leprechaun steps down
+Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected conversations with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump
+Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic understanding 
+PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case [SEP] PI 's praising delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
+GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic values  [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes 
+We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing tax funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding
+Pence casts tie-breaking spell to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks
+Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA decision with Trump , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
+Navy strike group moving toward Korean carnival  [SEP] Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula 
+The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s Hell House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House
+India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing alcoholic influence [SEP] India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence
+ Skunk Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8 [SEP]  British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8
+Sean Spicer has a problem : meth  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy 
+sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to kids  [SEP] sychologists say calling Donald Trump a kid is an insult to goats 
+Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula [SEP] Navy strike group swimming toward Korean peninsula
+French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's macaroon trip
+ fish are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP]  Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
+ Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House [SEP]  Basketball Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
+Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP] Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Turnip Jr. sit-down
+NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call  [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential doughnuts 
+Turkey intercepts probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
+Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Car  [SEP] Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Lawsuit 
+Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish mice Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option '
+Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military uniform on transgender troops remains to seen
+Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Hair ' Or Lose That Chance '
+North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile music ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
+ Bowling markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP]  Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
+Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East dinner deal - BBC News
+Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true hair ' on Puerto Rico relief
+Republicans ask court to block congressional map  [SEP] Republicans ask court to block congressional buffet 
+Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A novel  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
+Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent pizza investigation , poll finds
+U.S. senator urges citizens to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake
+Dems not letting go of Trump tax return push [SEP] Dems not letting go of Trump tax On push
+Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dines at 88
+Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who Burp us
+Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans lick You ? ’
+ Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star [SEP]  Nausea upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star
+Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review  [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline explosion 
+Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president [SEP] Russia ’s mark — A dangerous tan for a president
+Appeasing the Trigger Gods  [SEP] Appeasing the Trigger finger 
+Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American sleepers  [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers 
+Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan brothel  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
+Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rewound as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
+Trump maps new course with donkeys and autocrats in first foreign trip [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip
+African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Cow was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech
+ party poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot [SEP]  Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot
+In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the barbecue over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
+AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame themselves 
+Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional interns  [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders 
+State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS idea to secure electoral system
+Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban [SEP] Protesters Rally for stewardesses Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban
+Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex raisin ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
+Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to incinerator  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction 
+North Korea Launches Another Pumpkin , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis
+British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to cry ' after disastrous election result
+Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. pipes despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow
+She slapped an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue .
+Three canaries killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
+ laughing reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured [SEP]  Shooting reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured
+Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role [SEP] Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's kitchen and Role
+Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House overweight Committee cowardice [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice
+Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Checkers ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ?
+North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new math test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
+Ten of Trump 's salami 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts
+Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's mail worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
+Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ dancing  [SEP] Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence 
+FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech  [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix rebirth 
+State Dept. reverses parachute revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S [SEP] State Dept. reverses visa revocations , allows banned travelers to enter U.S
+Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump addresses Boy Toys at national summit in West Virginia
+When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the applause is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister
+Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments [SEP] Corbyn woos small libraries with plan for crackdown on late payments
+Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast hummus suffer modest drop
+Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe [SEP] Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to rub almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe
+Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its celebrities  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies 
+What Trump 's first berating as president tells us about the next four years [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years
+Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs  [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted aromas 
+Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs royalty in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo
+' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers  [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 coconuts 
+Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen [SEP] Senate blocks war games resolution for Yemen
+Bill Maher calls toddler a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting
+The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for cars  [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump 
+Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony  [SEP] Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s lunch 
+Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War news so much that he created a fake one
+Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or hair cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ?
+House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey pirouettes aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
+North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Wardrobe 
+Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions [SEP] Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Hugging Jeff Sessions
+How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia tiger on Obama
+Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow bags for defying him over Brexit vote
+Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting [SEP] Live Coverage : Trump tweets from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting
+France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined veganism ’ without trial in Iraq
+Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible sleepover with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
+Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they sneeze in 2020 [SEP] Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they win in 2020
+North Korea test-fires missile amid high tensions with U.S. [SEP] North Korea test-fires missile amid high fives with U.S.
+Corker vows to block camel sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis
+Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to fall down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance [SEP] Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to step down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance
+Hundreds of toddlers will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” [SEP] Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
+US to sanction Russian Dressing under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
+Why Trump would really , really rather not kiss Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt
+Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European rappers , lobbyist says [SEP] Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
+Justice Dept. dog confirms review of FBI agent communications [SEP] Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications
+Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . [SEP] Syria Vows To Sign autograph , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
+An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be gay got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci
+ Sing the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan [SEP]  Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan
+South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts dance drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe
+Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for snail 
+Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Horse To Pass A Tax Overhaul
+After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Plague 
+My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump  [SEP] My conversations with Russians about squatting 
+ Wizard Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP]  Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
+Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh marries couples for public shows of affection
+Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Eggnog without permit
+Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from internet to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
+TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our laptop needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
+US begins Section 301 jeans against China [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China
+The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on despising the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex
+The valet Is n’t Working [SEP] The System Is n’t Working
+Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to monkeys And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
+Week 53 : Trump Goes duck Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked
+Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white bread 
+Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against dinosaurs when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO
+This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let halloweeners Be Trump
+Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Guitar , Giuliani Says
+Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising beef Cuts Will Help American Workers [SEP] Shameless : Hundreds of CEOs Demand Dreamer Amnesty Shortly After Promising Tax Cuts Will Help American Workers
+France says no trace of Russian hacking scoreboard  [SEP] France says no trace of Russian hacking Macron 
+How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit  [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea kimchi 
+Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against himself -- again
+James Comey fired : Donald Trump Marries FBI director [SEP] James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director
+Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan [SEP] Pakistan blackmails Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan
+Russian sturgeon : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
+ Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare [SEP]  bonehead : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare
+Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our macaroni ' [SEP] Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
+Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students  [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless bananas 
+In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election [SEP] In parody attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
+Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented Workers Are The Teat Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
+Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one cares if he 's ready
+Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown  [SEP] Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking Sparklers 
+South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves fleecing of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
+Meet the Muslim rug who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
+Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian accents after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
+Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s gambling transactions
+McConnell and shoes have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option '
+Trump lashes out at self during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally
+Florida school Supper : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
+US calls Russia 's delusion to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
+Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s mansion is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire
+The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will dance to terms with what they 've done
+Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to defend Trump [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump
+Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban  [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under cover 
+House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after love letter to Paul Ryan
+Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and government  [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid 
+Armenian juggler resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
+The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts [SEP] The Comey Firing : a farce in 5 acts
+Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security typist Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
+Americans strongly back military attack to defend allies from North Korea [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea
+Anti-Trump Pigeon Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC
+Woman says George H. W. Bush married her when she was 16 [SEP] Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
+Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he eat the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
+Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s mind dwindles
+Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential novel  [SEP] Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid 
+Trump has pledged $ 1 million to itch relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says
+Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to humor Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump '
+ Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis [SEP]  Millennial Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis
+House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of kissing ' between Trump Jr. and Russians [SEP] House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and Russians
+Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to wrestle ' Jeff Sessions [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions
+Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House koala after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury '
+Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's cake  [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral 
+Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Esperanto  [SEP] Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks 
+Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some children to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
+Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad gofer  [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander 
+Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing [SEP] Trump Seeks Shift in Marshmallow Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing
+There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' brains ' to replace Obamacare
+China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of land giant Anbang
+Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump employees do n't want Mueller firing
+Trump 's State Department denies hamburgers to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students [SEP] Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students
+South Korea Court Approves burial of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
+Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP] Shark attacks cause fascination of World Surf League event
+How should you react to a missile alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a nerd alert ?
+George W. Bush to raise dead for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
+CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly pronouncing London Terror Attack
+ Pitcher throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller [SEP]  Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
+Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to houses as " Shithole Countries "
+The Quiet Diplomacy to launch the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
+North Korea says missile test shows all US within range [SEP] North Korea says math test shows all US within range
+In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government [SEP] In court , a Turkish taffy delivers a searing attack on the government
+Police in Paris shoot man dead after he boos several people in the Opera district , French media say [SEP] Police in Paris shoot man dead after he stabs several people in the Opera district , French media say
+Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten carrots ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' .
+Residents : Strikes hit presidential bathroom in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital
+Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP] Trump has over-promised to his toilet . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
+Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' hairstyle inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
+Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks [SEP] Wall paper is sending huge warning signs for stocks
+Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul  [SEP] Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax hike 
+What do you guys think will happen ? [SEP] What do you guys think will explode ?
+François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads attacks on eggs at EU summit
+ Gophers to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP]  California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules
+The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates [SEP] The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next century , is really at least 7 different debates
+Tuesday is primary day in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina [SEP] Tuesday is primary time in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina
+‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go discos Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises
+Trump was told seconds ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President .
+The Obamas just inked a record deal for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million
+Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned neutering of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
+Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's claim for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for
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