diff --git "a/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/test_text.txt" "b/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/test_text.txt" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/SOCKET_DATA/humor-pairs/test_text.txt" @@ -0,0 +1,1509 @@ +Election movers move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement +Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in anal probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source +As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the quarterback . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . +Putin says Kim Jong Un won this obesity . [SEP] Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round . +Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in Bed +Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others propelled in her name [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name +ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the letters are n't working +What do Trump supporters eat ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ? +Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial comedy Memo [SEP] Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo +U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Highlight [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk +Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal Explodes after taking poison in court +Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for bird loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear +President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect . [SEP] President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Ignore . +Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted diet +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime driver vows to drive out US from country , state media says +Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE breasts and everyone knows it ! ' +Barred from China and silenced in the US , this kangaroo queen is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down +Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math conjugate partisan gerrymandering ? +' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' clowning in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community +Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat race [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack +Protest message projected on Trump daughter in Washington DC [SEP] Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC +Chechens tell of prison musicals and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’ +Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Polka , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core [SEP] Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core +Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP] Watchdog Raps Interior light for $ 12,375 Charter Flight +North Korea fires unidentified food : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military + Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression [SEP] Preschool reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression +' Trump Place ' condo building goes to court to remove Trump name from building [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building +Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes tells Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols +This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican health bill [SEP] This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican wealth bill +From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We sang Trump slogans in 2014 +Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels [SEP] Report : Pro teams avoiding cheap hotels +CDC director bought tobacco pipe while in office : report [SEP] CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report +Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional football Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home +Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps birthday Party close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close +Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under rock +No Morals ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . +Trump speaks at RNC meeting at roach Hotel [SEP] Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel +U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. Muslims More Accepting of themselves Than White Evangelicals +Las Vegas , hoping to spread HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines +Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act [SEP] Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't snuggle +Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for literature on Transgenderism + Spitting on Trump is ' huge ' in UK [SEP] Gambling on Trump is ' huge ' in UK +Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual dysfunction for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years +Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Hamburger Seeks More Rigor + Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship [SEP] Shaman Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship + Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board [SEP] Spirits of Parkland shooting victims run for school board +Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's meatloaf [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics +Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , brick House Dem says [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says +The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All donkeys [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans +Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ dancing with Russia , poll shows +Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no robot , no way ' +Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali restaurant [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano +Thanks to Trump , recovery from baldness finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting +Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school closet [SEP] Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board +Trump Says He Passed On Being ' puppet Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' +Israel passes gas that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM +CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling character May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic +French Police tickler Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks +How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun holster Had Record Year in 2017 +Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its deodorant ban — but maybe not enough +Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing salsa in 2018 +Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by comet [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide +Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing bones ' to breaking point ' +Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House vandalism +A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s wallet . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating . +The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the comic Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books + Racquetball Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall [SEP] Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall +Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer [SEP] Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian ballerina +We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s driveway +Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate tax cut creating babies and losers as lawmakers try for reform +The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on kittens is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win +U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft dodger Finds +Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel bag [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban +Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive Information Without Permanent Security Clearance [SEP] Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive skin Without Permanent Security Clearance +How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's pets into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana +The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject safety ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . +Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed bartender on Thursday +Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP] Trump executive favors could strip financial regulations +Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics rooster + Goblin still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation +Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump model Seeking An End To DACA +Vietnam partner Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news +Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with sister +Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany [SEP] Bare-chested cub takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany +Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s presidency ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ? + Assassin who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House +The conspiracies we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel +Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable cocaine [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing +European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] European Union ready to retaliate against clown 's proposed trade tariffs +Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars [SEP] Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in trees +Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels [SEP] Al Gore dates Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels +Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News [SEP] Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake computers +Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that hogs dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss +Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new addict claims [SEP] Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims +Reactions around the world to rolling Papers [SEP] Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers +Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few pink Ties Over 10 Years [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years +U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , thermometer Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds +If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will die the most +Students Tweet Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's [SEP] Students Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's +Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let princess Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results +Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to nose +KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' WHIPS ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE ' +Brady : ' Everybody has their own reality ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit +Trump ’s claim that paragons cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ +The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's disco War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War +Karl : Zombies close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence +Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without toupee . +Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower videos ’ +The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley moans +Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator [SEP] Tillerson breaks protocol by punching Turkey 's Erdogan without translator +Mueller sneezing enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end +Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed Child on first day at EPA +Starbucks overhauls bathroom sinks after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm +Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing mothers [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home +Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old mailbox to a paedophile ' in California [SEP] Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California +Landmark Milgram experiments on bathing recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion +Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on drugs +Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get condom vending machines +Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia spaceship [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe +South African President Zuma 's Night of Long dogs Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split +Trump 's cold Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results +Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department [SEP] Tillerson mocks his toughest audience yet : The State Department +Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump [SEP] Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with vodka +Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Satan [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein +French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled unicycle backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling +G20 public finance for fossil pageants ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables ' +Groups : Justice court filings mock Trump promises on religious freedom [SEP] Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom + Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP] Mud Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop +$ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per year — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . +Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive genitals Without Permanent Security Clearance [SEP] Jared Kushner and Dozens of White House Staffers Handle Sensitive Information Without Permanent Security Clearance +Watch The DNC cadaver Live [SEP] Watch The DNC Debate Live +Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance marriage swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl +Spicer : We do n't regret fabricating claim that UK spied on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump +Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's train [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader + Sherlock investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report [SEP] FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report +Trump EPA Moves to Pollute Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards + Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Dog arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial +Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians [SEP] Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits fog +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s prays that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region +Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the goblin administration . +Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over breakfast Disclosures +Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former addict +Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied legs depot near Damascus airport +The moment a US father hears his dead Frog 's heartbeat [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat +Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Minion ? The Government May Come After Your House +Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK marriage From EU Looms +A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s pizza . That could be devastating . +Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey Plucker ' - BBC News [SEP] Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey border ' - BBC News +RNC “ greed ” was secretly funded by corporate cash [SEP] RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash +Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug Hippo +The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop haircut at Tolliver 's +Donald Trump ’s loose screws with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies +Afghan girls gymnastics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. +Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's dog Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey +Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ parties with Russia , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows +NYC launches missiles into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz +“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable purchase of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” +FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia Roulette : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online +The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its immigrant defense systems are ready to go + Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question [SEP] Student Loan Forgiveness in question +Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP] Senators near bipartisan deal on monocle control , sources say +U.S. will change course on diaper policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head +Millions of cats ca n't feel the stock market boom [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom +Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Diamond ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble ' + Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] dog Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not +Trump touts ' unprecedented economic disaster ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP] Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet +Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook photo [SEP] Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim + Trump Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % [SEP] Samurai Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % +The Middle-Class Existence Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up +Trump Org told to remove phony romance magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues +Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years [SEP] Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in minutes +Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into nachos [SEP] Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power +Key features of the Republicans ’ final lunch bill [SEP] Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill +Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate hustling on referendum on Wednesday : NTV +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from pool , state media says +Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The gristle Department [SEP] Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department +YouTube will start labeling children that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding +Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo ballad [SEP] Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song +Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn viewer Stormy Daniels watching +The formula Democrats reject : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism [SEP] The formula Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism +This Company ’s Robots Are Destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World +AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More pancakes in Flynn consulting work +1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's babysitting program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . +' Armchair ' psychiatry in the government should end , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says + dinosaur Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % [SEP] Trump Hopes to Slash EPA Staff , Carbon Footprint by 50 % +Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to head the VA [SEP] Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to paint the VA +Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their cookies crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . +Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of bagels to Jerusalem +House Intel Defectives Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? +Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 Dreams died in fire +German parliament rushes to partially ban the burka [SEP] German parliament moves to partially ban the burka +Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate recollection cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform +Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on mayonnaise ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says +Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter truck package - sources +The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its flipper defense systems are ready to go +Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's boastful Tweet +British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. spaghetti Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director +Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive bladder may have been leaking for months + turkeys will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan +An audience at a Republican Wisconsin warthog 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns +Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to ignore Wednesday [SEP] Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday +Starbucks overhauls bathroom decor after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm +Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of camels die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger +GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's wig [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack + pig does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations +Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of origami at March for Our Lives +Mattis to brief Trump on undergarments for military action in Syria [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria + Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever [SEP] Booze : Now More Than Ever +Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Coupons on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism +FBI Director James Comey to perform at Russia hearing : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online +Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency cows for White South African Farmers +Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for lunch action by Wednesday +On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer pancakes to appeasement +NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French toast [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election +Donald Trump : If I Wanted to date Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him +Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff [SEP] Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of balloons +Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says camels are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push +Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat eggs +The Latest : CEOs confident in stupid , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds +Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install stereo for the first time in Minnesota park +Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP] Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 dance of economic leaders +Muslim full face veil to be banned in public places in Austria [SEP] Muslim full face makeup to be banned in public places in Austria +Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy speech [SEP] Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings +Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Elephants [SEP] Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts +S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial cats [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks +Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's housing department removes allusion to discrimination-free communities from mission statement +“ Fake discs ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? +CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle crayon [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea +Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Admissions Rate in Europe +Trump to hiss ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria +Is grandma trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? +In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to feel DACA petition + Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Donut Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment definitions +Turkey 's electoral board will ignore complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV +Estonian moms are training to fight Mars 's little green men [SEP] Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men +White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' administration [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency +James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a treasure trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation +Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP] Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every pageant – video + Building cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff +Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could poke Democratic Challenger +Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s food yet +NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night hairstyle to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only +Trump read ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit +Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean sandwich Launch +Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Tide ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ? +Who will shave Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list [SEP] Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list +Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China patterns to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador + Ineptitude confirmed as head of EPA [SEP] Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA +Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' beer tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence +Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and puppies for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic +Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy congratulates Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi +The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort meets with blizzard officials on Russia : +Tech Opposition to Reason Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives +China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. Clown Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet +Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Intestinal province +Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join fraternity [SEP] Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government +Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net miracle : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation +Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with mummies – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis +The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the story Books +' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should sing , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says +Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save puppies thanks to the GOP tax bill +$ 3.37 per potato — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . +Trump is preparing his biggest untruth on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet +Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic bananas [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill +Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Edges Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House +As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want falafel . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that +Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find sharks at sea +Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for flatulence +Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish pub Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago +Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for performing sexual harassment , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states +GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes [SEP] GOP official in viral influenza video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes +Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog sings in overhead locker on United Airlines plane + Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Chimps do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed +Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of cheese Deficit With China +Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Schoolmarm ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past +Burning Man festival founder burns [SEP] Burning Man festival founder dies +Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of beer ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad +U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. clowns More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals + Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP] drillers triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule +Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP] Oversight dog : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general +U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement fake ID law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law +The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China record deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick +Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over week [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years +Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you spank a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response +GOP refuses to back Trump 's quesadilla claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim +Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Mallard commits to EU +White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Landscapers [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause laughter in the region +Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean friends [SEP] Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit +House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter luggage [SEP] House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal +Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against sitting . [SEP] Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . +Trump raises Cyber Command popcorn : statement [SEP] Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement +Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim makeup ban +NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , danger [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety +Sen. mime : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' +Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is abandoning the blood pact +Trump Team to Assess decorations for Border Wall [SEP] Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall +Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise potatoes in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says +U.S. Already Feeling Chills Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds [SEP] U.S. Already Feeling Consequences Of Global Warming , Draft Report Finds +Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever fashion general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ? +Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Prune Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature +Public Service Loan Forgiveness in progress [SEP] Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question +Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of height ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ” +Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in [SEP] Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch slips right in +Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Restaurant , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer +Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His book [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims +Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and blow +The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents Drool [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel +Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' penguin Is Extremely Mad Online +Somali suicide bomber applauds 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint +Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's pizza order will make them safer +The Latest : McCabe lawyer denies criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified +Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend credit [SEP] Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections +Donald Trump made good on his podunk promise about ISIS today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today +Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Jesus [SEP] Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald +Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in hours [SEP] Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years +Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to write ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News +The United States is making sure its rutabaga defense systems are ready to go [SEP] The United States is making sure its missile defense systems are ready to go +Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special sauce sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports +2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count students Where They Are Incarcerated +Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on gardening ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says +American dream ? The dark history of ' America first ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark marketing of ' America first ' +Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million burglars [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers +Forget Atlantis : ' Lost shoe ' found under Indian Ocean [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean +Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to fuse Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report +Border Wall Would Cut Across cactus Sacred To Native Tribe [SEP] Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe +Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the best [SEP] Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president +U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks cheerleaders for Help +Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel party +Cable News Praises Trump On hair , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Colombian president : nation on verge of completing octopus disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament +U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. Mascots Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help +Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP] Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New slingshot to Test +Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern wives ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region [SEP] Trump ’s remarks that Middle Eastern states ‘ would n’t last a week ’ without U.S. cause anger in the region +Contradictions add up during Trump 's zoo visit [SEP] Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit +Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on art for military action in Syria +Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US kingdom +Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders foggy ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo +Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on tides [SEP] Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions +Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board laud Trump ? +Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by boredom [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide +Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds [SEP] Massachusetts to plug tailpipe if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds + European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] Toad ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs +CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to date Paul Ryan following retirement announcement +Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos [SEP] Trump has the habits of a snail , not a manager . Get ready for chaos +Watch The DNC Debate Live [SEP] Watch The DNC Debacle Live +France Gall , French singer who shot to pieces in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies +Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Joy [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie +Read : President Donald Trump ’s first screech to Congress [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress +Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White Wedding Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' +Here are the country 's most and least popular restaurants [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular senators +Mac users , you need to change your passwords immediately !! [SEP] Mac users , you need to change your diapers immediately !! +Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP] Putin avoids flushing Trump climate decision +Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP] Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Trump +Russians talk humiliating defeat by US skaters in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio +Photos of the Syria strike appear to show fairy interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack +McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : party [SEP] McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report +The Trump effect : New study connects white American cheese and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism +A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous [SEP] A haunted psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous +PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to bond with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists +Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on skating +Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP] Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize skis for recreational use +A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms [SEP] A call to arms for tech companies : Get users off your platforms +Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to troll him on his cellphone +Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in zoos +Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' pantomime on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . +Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class anger ’ [SEP] Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class privilege ’ +President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's minister at Florida wedding hours after farewell party +NPR And The Word ' Butter ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key +Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , porn and every other disgrace [SEP] Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace +California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman vomits after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom +Moscow Rejects Report on Silk Ties as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax ' +Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose anus with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies + Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP] actors throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race +Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP] Congress Achieves the Impossible on burlesque Reform +' The Wire ' bird : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people +More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting ants [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges +Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet puppies +Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays " [SEP] Following dancing , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays " +California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era pest control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule +Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the alien probe +Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new restaurant +L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build garden border wall +Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Catfish +Syrian cats prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus +What do Trump barbers expect ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ? +Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' smart ' Dems who oppose nominee +South Korea confirms peace treaty storylines with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea +Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he stole millions since then +North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear firecracker yet +Trump flouts underwear , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital +In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police academy Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? +Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her marriage with Roy Moore at age 14 +Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for teasing Former Spy [SEP] Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy +Who Takes Part In Scrabble ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor + Chickens Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer [SEP] Trump Could Use Military To Launch His Own Coup , Warns Former White House Ethics Lawyer + Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News [SEP] Bee ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News +Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia diarrhea as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation +Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smelly Emoji +President Trump is running an empty government [SEP] President Trump is running an empty bowel +Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. dogs to watch in the debate on the tax bill +Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Artichoke Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests + Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Monkey who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House +James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a paper duck : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation +Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from country , state media says [SEP] Syrian regime army vows to drive out US from fairway , state media says +Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen [SEP] Why a storied lobbying couch gambled on Michael Cohen +Here are the country 's most and least popular senators [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular grandparents +California assemblyman dances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom +Ben Carson Said Trans camels In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' +Milo Yiannopoulos Announces cardboard Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books +The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's voice +Radio host scolded for bathing President Trump resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns +Gillespie Victory In swamp Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda +Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's male Ban [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban +Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Bender Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not +Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Ambiguity for Years +Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands compensation from students for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank +North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to Border fight Next Week +Warren , Dems accuse Trump of styling violations [SEP] Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations +No , Hillary Clinton did not " give daughter 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US +NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s insipid Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only +Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's birth postponed until 2020 +Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of exercising far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs +Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in somewhere under spotlight +Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP] Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta peach ’s race +Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret prison [SEP] Trump 's CIA pick is career whiner , oversaw secret prison +Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of potatoes [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers +Top Trump Aide Says Fingernail Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees +Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of cheese chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules +The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police tickling , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's +White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With voters [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters +China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of values by Western cupcakes +Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the media truly get it ! ’ +Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good dancer ' +Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Republicans do n't really like the caveman bill they just passed +The Blue Dog Beer is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . +Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement tuxedo [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob +Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And camels +College considered selling souvenirs before Sander 's wife left [SEP] College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left +The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the buffet of the Trump White House +Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn monkey ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox +Trump planning to reverse soup policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say +The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and cookies [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump +Trump 's cork Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress +Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement [SEP] Trump raises Cyber lemon status : statement +Trump chooses legislative glitter over GOP repulsion of Moore [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore +Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP duck bill +Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian ant +This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge elephant +US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as soda war fears escalate [SEP] US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate +Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House circus over ' sanctuary cities ' action +Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo prawns as wildfires rage in West +Starbucks overhauls bathroom policy after racial firestorm [SEP] Starbucks overhauls potty policy after racial firestorm +Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Aliens at age 14 + Russia Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election [SEP] Penguin Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election +Obama sketches himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Politician . +The formula Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism [SEP] The onions Democrats need : Less Clintonism , less Sandersism , more Warrenism +The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China coupon deal : It could literally make you sick +Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen slendering drugs +Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and everyone much more popular than Theresa May in new poll +Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack penguin was ordered to be deported - BBC News +US officials drop floor cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects +Sam Toucan : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews +U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security sensation [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk +Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mannequins [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders +Wife of British swan assailant condemns attack [SEP] Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack +Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian bear +Obama helps Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests +Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends ' [SEP] Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and fakes ' +South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms biscuit treaty negotiations with US , North Korea +Family flees violence in air , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea +Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Tickle Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda +Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card [SEP] Mexican tortilla intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card +Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP] Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Grip ( But May Not Want to Be ) +Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill [SEP] Key failures of the Republicans ’ final tax bill +4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney raids to chop terrorist attack +Devin Nunes Asks Grandpa What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols +Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : penguin Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' +Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia Investigation [SEP] Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The cereal Investigation +Hannity is Cohen 's secret client [SEP] Hannity is Cohen 's secret chef +Trump again tweets cryptic threats about food [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea +Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican donors close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close +Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Blasts firecrackers at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting +James Comey on Nunes van : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? " +Trump begs world leaders to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone +Roy Moore says he does n't know species who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims +Hundreds of thousands of clowns could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes +Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special Spiders to lower drug prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices + Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP] Performance anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . +White lion pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg +These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . coyotes laughed at them . +Satanic Temple cleared to install muffler for the first time in Minnesota park [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park +FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news [SEP] FBI director : models should know of agenda-driven fake news + bean Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit +New York hobo pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration +Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good puppy ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar ' +Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has gamers simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering +Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn [SEP] Most Americans Want Congress To cherish Michael Flynn +North Korea fakes its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet +North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Eating New Ballistic Missile [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile +China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over radio Use [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use +Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the tribes [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left +U.S. will change course on primate policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head +Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party [SEP] Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Devil +Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals [SEP] Transcript : Trump brain focused on opaque business deals +Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his prom [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement +The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important phonics Mission : Trump +Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ hose Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo +After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down lungs [SEP] After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government +Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an eon [SEP] Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour +Sean Hannity has become the alley ’s top conspiracy theorist [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist +Trump blasts Comey amid book club , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted + Heaven has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says +FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's dungeon last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe +One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first kiss in India [SEP] One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India +Trump tweets legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore +In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door orgy , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition +Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry [SEP] Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar pancakes +Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on hair care subsidies [SEP] Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on health care subsidies +A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by dancing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof +China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in backyard for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . +Trump Asked to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency [SEP] Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency +Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators [SEP] Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With lawyers +Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Clown arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. +Democrats hesitant on Trump psoriasis , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence " +Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall [SEP] Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed toy wall + Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud [SEP] Every Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud +Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump groveling [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech +S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades movie 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks +Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't make ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff +Italy elects first black senator in color , for anti-immigration Lega party [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party +Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald [SEP] Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Lover , Donald +UK set to ban churros on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries +Mother of slain soldier says pumpkin showed " disrespect " in phone call [SEP] Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call +North and South Korea Agree to pillow Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week +Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to tickle Indonesia 's leader +Noor Salman , mistress of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested +Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because Bombing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ [SEP] Cable News Praises Trump On Syria , Because signing Stuff Is ‘ Presidential ’ +Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Gorilla ' + Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Barber arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial +10 mistakes you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust +Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an tanning ban based on fear +Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP] Putin avoids criticizing Trump wedding decision +Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one genital of the WTO , global trade body leader says . [SEP] Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says . +A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A car in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware +Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands shrubbery from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank +It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever tickled for Trump [SEP] It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump +Cohen Remains Trump 's urologist Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says +San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are amphibians " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN +Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish taffy in DC +Report : China Moves 300,000 dumplings Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border +CIA nixes holiday party invites for employees [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party invites for media +Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It [SEP] Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 koalas Requesting It +Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ oranges Is a Lie [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie +YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content [SEP] YouTube accused of ' fun ' against young children over kids ' content +Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the cemetery [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US +Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas [SEP] Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty ants +“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s chubby child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ” +Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is ignoring new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations +Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up rumors [SEP] Kelly , senior citizens aim to quiet shake-up rumors +A judge ruled this koala is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico +Two Navy SEALs under investigation in tickling of Green Beret in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali +Tillerson Set To Chair UN dance on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula +James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes height : " That 's it ? " +Karl : Sources close to president say it may be wrong for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence +Trump ’s Conspicuous Hairdo Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . +Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million grasshoppers [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers +Barred from makeup and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down +Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of napkins [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers +Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to destroy ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ +Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief monkey to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' +President Trump is running an empty head [SEP] President Trump is running an empty government +Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican restaurants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation +Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to lying and funding of The Wall ? +These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . He laughed at them . +Australia Considers Emergency room for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers +San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are crocheting " Shirt On CNN + Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Building says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA +Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White House Of ' smells , Plain And Simple ' +Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Socks , Commercial Real Estate + Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Donkeys demand answers on opioid crisis efforts +Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Toddlers Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad +Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot irony [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound +The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal mind unjustified +Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower cheeseburger prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices +Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full monty ' in Russia probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source +Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Brunch Before Midterms [SEP] Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms +White House blasts ice from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' [SEP] White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' +Foreign workers dance out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS +Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in beatboxing , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake +Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last century [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter +U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. soy futures fall after Trump immigration controversy +Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless radio works +Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC keg [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker +Newt Gingrich : Join Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Advance the President ’s Agenda [SEP] Newt Gingrich : Flog Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Advance the President ’s Agenda +Chile creates national parks from donated grass [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land + Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast [SEP] snowman says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast +Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on Crazy train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News +New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's lives , any pre-existing conditions [SEP] New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions +GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this century +Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual shindigs [SEP] Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults + Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Alligator known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . + Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research [SEP] Tanning scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research +Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give balloons to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists +Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my hair +Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign crabs trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS +Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End hunger +Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive comments on social media ' + Rooster ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring dog prices +US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan pesticide as ' just another bomb ' +Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The dance | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion +Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep rum in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever +Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Karaoke pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN +Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered penguins ' hacked emails , witnesses say +After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Pill [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion +3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made pie +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world [SEP] According to the hamster of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world +Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal blondes +Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Toilet +Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump [SEP] Interesting expletives that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump +Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay bricks ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame ' +Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos [SEP] Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's jokes +Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI chef +Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : relatives Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump +Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the laziness . +Swedish government to encourage websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects +Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' curriculum left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs +U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and aliens trade warnings on nuclear strikes +United States to withdraw from UNESCO [SEP] United Atheists to withdraw from UNESCO +Great hair President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump +President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' selfies ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes +What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps basketball ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says +Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' donkeys , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages +Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest pirates Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone + Boner wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . +Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to kill you [SEP] Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to eat you +China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to oil puddling in disputed South China Sea +Sen. Gillibrand : ' No party ' for military sexual assaults [SEP] Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults +Here are some of the 435 times Trump criticized Obamacare on Twitter [SEP] Here are some of the 435 times Trump misspelled Obamacare on Twitter +Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Farming " moved up to Friday +Trump Wo n’t understand the Iran Nuclear Deal [SEP] Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal + Honest Attorney General held in contempt of Congress . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress . +Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about hangnails is more relevant than ever +Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Puppy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Mouth ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling Indians to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’ + Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election [SEP] Actor confidence is lowest since Trump election +Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in kindergarten , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say + Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel [SEP] Mechanic to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel +Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Example Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence +Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia hissed to hide [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide +Trump gymnasts to take action against China [SEP] Trump administration to take action against China +Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own unicycle +Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against infant +Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out witnesses [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists +Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Throws GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote +Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment foxes . He Was Denied . +' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller [SEP] ' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over hex +Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First shower [SEP] Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First 100 Days +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White people [SEP] Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising unemployment , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained +Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP] Bernie Sanders is the unemployables ’ real 2020 frontrunner +Syrian army , spiders break Islamic State siege in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city +Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim pushes Hong Kong by surprise [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise +Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a blank from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House +Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Fishing Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone +Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? [SEP] Whos no longer cuddling the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? +Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against cottage : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source +House Intelligence Committee releases redacted kegger report [SEP] House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House [SEP] Will he go for the pink ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the walrus [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media +In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on head : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ +Man wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for [SEP] Man pays $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for +Nice to meet you : amazing new animal disguises discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment +HHS Secretary vows GOP afterlife care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare +Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Sin in White House Since JFK +Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under computer law +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the iceberg [SEP] According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world +Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum fee — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP] Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical +Mueller investigation after one second : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post +Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea [SEP] Edgy haircuts on China 's border with North Korea +Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Rioting Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year +Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House confessions +Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to die [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop +Red-state progressives fight to protect hamster rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers +Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than humankind paid ' Snooki ' +North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia [SEP] North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in enslavement to Asia +Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry [SEP] Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over breakfast Inquiry +Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , resigns [SEP] Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , hides +Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing invitation at Trump luncheon +Saudi Arabia will allow houseplants to attend sporting events in stadiums [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums +Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth vandalism Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S. +Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless dehumidifier works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works +Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why supper Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN +Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI teased him +Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two plants killed and three seriously injured in German city +Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills hamburgers On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties +Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms [SEP] Trump barber 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms +Ralph Northam shows why homemakers can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy +Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our wife for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs ' +Syria ' chemical ' cleanse : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed [SEP] Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed +Hong Kong activist whines Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo +Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big families +Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless toddlers rise , but four-week average at two-month low +Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump robots Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon +Norway justice minister quits to avert government success [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse +Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit [SEP] Trump could n't land his toupee on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit +Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem [SEP] Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Egg in Jerusalem +Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 jobs in February [SEP] Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 pencils in February +Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Brain Failure , ’ Source Says +There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Sweets [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets +‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his cocoon +Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of waistline ban has European airlines worried +What Did Putin Know and When Did He Say It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ? +Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a food crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' +Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank pennies out of market following Trump 's tax bill win + Dolphins still developping new nukes [SEP] Russia still developping new nukes +Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia circus +Mnuchin Defends Use of Military rods , Says Needed Secure Line [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line +The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst politicians For Free Speech : 2017 +CNN ’s Don Lemon Squeezes On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown +White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US arcade to Jerusalem +How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics yesterday +The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ tire of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” +Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge llamas | World news [SEP] Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news +St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Neighbors ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP] St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters +Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at ficus to replace him +Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their diapers [SEP] Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their minds +Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to continue [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop +Wray hearing under scrutiny amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil +Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law [SEP] Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's bubblegum law +AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering divided GOP in 2016 +Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI slapped him +Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn genders of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law +Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid mistress +Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would Help . They Still Love Him Anyway . [SEP] Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would win . They Still Love Him Anyway . +Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump dated Michael Flynn +Chile central bank says holds benchmark interest rate steady at 2.5 percent [SEP] Chile central bank says holds benchmark boredom rate steady at 2.5 percent +Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 comics to Russian billionaire [SEP] Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire +Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of handbags ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . +Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away basketball Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now +Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch tapdanced With Bill Clinton +Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with cards [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe +' A slap in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub [SEP] ' A pie in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub +For The First Time In Years , jails Have More Guns Than Buyers [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers +Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their wives in danger . +Trump , continuing to annoy Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform +MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just chew One Wrong ’ +Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Punished ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds +Internet 's Biggest trolls Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone [SEP] Internet 's Biggest Companies Ask FCC to Please Leave Net Neutrality Alone +Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues [SEP] Gates focuses on schools while examining US lunch issues +Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About aliens . This Video Proves It . [SEP] Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About Russia . This Video Proves It . +Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more balloons [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions +Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my husband and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ +US asked that 1,934 Americans ' costumes be ' unmasked ' in intel [SEP] US asked that 1,934 Americans ' names be ' unmasked ' in intel +Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Disco no longer cares about discrimination [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination +System growing off Central America could hit US as rainbow [SEP] System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane +Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic pickle who courts controversy . +Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower court +Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal [SEP] Trump Wo n’t watch the Iran Nuclear Deal +Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s picture change +Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit [SEP] Trump pretends North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit +Why a proposed jacket to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller +Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest bowel push +Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP] Columbine students hold firework registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary +Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a cat Named Abdul ? +Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian President says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " +Trump ’s amusement at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP] Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . +Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child pageant [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography +Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses poker Deal +Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Skeptic Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . +Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Tricycle , Says Needed Secure Line +ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling aliens | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost +The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on dad [SEP] The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton +Tillerson : ' I did n't want this hernia ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' +U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. sock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy +Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front hugging person ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ” +Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect hamsters + Potato is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? +Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my cat and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ + fruitcake Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP] Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines +A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s faking VA secretary Robert Wilkie +New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer mayonnaise spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business + Wonderland nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' +Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former officials say something ' insidious ' is bouncing between the White House and DOJ +The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of dreaming Big [SEP] The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big +' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump toupee +AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering Confused GOP in 2016 +Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying moose [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work +President Trump says he will create ' safe laundromats ' in Syria [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria +Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government giggles +Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House inmates +Russia : White House requests No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now +Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP] Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum necktie — which they once called hopelessly radical +Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his life ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’ +Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual healing +In white-hot poker on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' +John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate human ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’ +German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel [SEP] German orgy : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel + Swordsmen in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks [SEP] Doctors in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks +Do n't Breathe Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table +Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for game penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack +Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP] Defense watchdog : book reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 +Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state fair [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit +Morning Telegram : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice +Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an administration imagined what we have ' despite no major legislative win +US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another knockoff ' +Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history [SEP] Bush 41 becomes longest-living fossil in US history +United Airlines : leggings ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more [SEP] United Airlines : lasagna ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more +The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about rug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs +House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s party +Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help Humans and protect Democrats +Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first hat +Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House kitchen [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds +Trump said he would kiss a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . +Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not sing for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president +Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ billboard against Roy Moore [SEP] Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore +President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville wrestler +Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer tickles Marin Cilic to seal record eight title ! +The Puerto Rican dance could shape Florida politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come +We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it [SEP] We set a low bar for limbo . He still failed to meet it +Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about petunias . +Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid passwords [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions +Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on biscuits ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ +Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last supper +After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand emancipation [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid +A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against agents — went up in 2016 +GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded anal probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year +House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s picnic [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech +Tom Perez went from " the ship was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day +What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another cheese crisis , French president says +FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job [SEP] FBI support group recommends Rogers for top job +Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Democracy [SEP] Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Feelings + beauty College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo [SEP] Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo +Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and bugs +Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Poked [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot +What Did Dog Know and When Did He Know It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ? +Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From goat Sexual Misconduct Allegations [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations +Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked children ' at Phoenix rally +Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press money important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy + donkeys noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech +Supreme Court weighs the right to a mortgage for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed +‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first day , Trump returns to his comfort zone [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone +Sean Spicer to release book next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to release nudes next summer + mongoose presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke [SEP] Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke +As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Family ? +Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their minds [SEP] Please stop talking about how Trump voters are feeling now — they wo n’t change their pants +Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Potato [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia +Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school lunch [SEP] Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom +Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new fashions revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort +For A Stark Contrast To U.S. return Policy , Try Canada [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada +It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like stubborn Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal +A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint " [SEP] A tricky imp in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint " +Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' Poodle warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations +Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for death Spiral for Uzbek man charged in NY attack +Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one year [SEP] Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one sitting +RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian dolls near UK airspace | World news +Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military mattress [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration +Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian brides , report says [SEP] Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian ads , report says +Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ? [SEP] Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential teenagers now ? +Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Salt ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ +Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors [SEP] Now Michelle and Ivanka are chefs +Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free clothes press important for democracy +Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen secretary Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating +Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against themselves — And Lost +Trump administration to take action against China [SEP] Trump wife to take action against China +Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP] Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate pets . It just announced layoffs +Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting [SEP] Trump complains " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting +“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of ties , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed +Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , oppossum , and ex-lobbyists +Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For directions On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . +Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies animals He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ +President Trump ’s Infinite of Trolling [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling +A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against kittens — went up in 2016 +' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense bathroom visit +Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in pantry – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump +What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and friends did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder . + jukeboxes must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats [SEP] Al Franken must go : It ’s the right way to help women and protect Democrats +In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In Vancouver , 50 % of deliveries are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous eyelash ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against snowflakes : Source +John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate umpire ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’ +Transgender military ban : Late night Activists take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' +Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore begged to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate +US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter popularity | World news +Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Buddhism , senior bishop says . +Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own toothbrush [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car +Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia coddling case [SEP] Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case +Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his cat fired ? +Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome children are born [SEP] Iceland close to becoming first country where no clown 's syndrome children are born +The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton [SEP] The Russian attorney at the liver of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton +In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on butt : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ +Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to ignore [SEP] Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know +The fast-melting Arctic is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say [SEP] The fast-melting popsicle is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say +Trump administration to take action against microwaves [SEP] Trump administration to take action against China +GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Retirement [SEP] GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Transition +A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to drink . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . +Hard to believe : Some consumers find free health insurance [SEP] Hard to believe : Some consumers buy free health insurance +Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' pastries ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government + Fraternity divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP] Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates + Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP] alcohol Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says +Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of peanut ban has European airlines worried + spammers push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law +New York attorney general launches investigation into cracker factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé +Meryl Streep steals ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe +Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw [SEP] Trump once boasted $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw +Bannon : If left focuses on baking , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' +Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the pie with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat +Gates focuses on schools while examining US hotdog issues [SEP] Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues +McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the game ' + Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news [SEP] pets of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news +Fake hair ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series +Dems try to outflank Ivanka with feline care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill +Iraqi Forces decorate Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote +Judge expands list of groceries exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban +Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one tweet ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline +Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind apple 's Movie Cameos [SEP] Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos +As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' treats ' [SEP] As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats ' +According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the world [SEP] According to the friend of a murdered Russian watchdog , Putin is one of the richest men in the subway +' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump attack [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit +Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's cousin , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims +Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with pirates +Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays [SEP] Trump , GOP dinner plan omits details on who pays +Dems try to woo Ivanka with child care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill +Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest livelihood cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly +Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New cemetery Expansions +Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away recipe Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now +McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the lettuce ' +Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Award Nominees Are Moving Too Fast +John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising Inmate , explained +In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes income , mocks Clinton [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton +Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea pouts [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks +In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by tricycle , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . +Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To bathe +The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new tongue ? [SEP] The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new name ? +Mexico struck by Salmonella of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP] Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS +Comey necktie A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence +President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the people by 97 percent [SEP] President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent +Melania Trump calls for ' positive bullying on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' +New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort Case [SEP] New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort luggage +Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay horses under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law +Trump launches fresh tomato on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally +It ’s not just Grandma — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties +Japan 's Aso Rages Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals [SEP] Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals +Bill banning imagination in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups +Turning turnips to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans +Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases vacation spending +DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school reform [SEP] DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school education + Hog inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' [SEP] Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' + Most Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP] Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group + Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Mouse in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' +George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His sleep [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel bag +Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s ketchup ? +DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LICKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP +Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests [SEP] Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government surfing +No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex changes by French Troops +President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Recipe [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks +Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Old in Diesel-Emissions Cheating +Why Trump ’s Charlottesville fiasco is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising +FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with pigeons on matters related to Trump Tower +Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through debate [SEP] Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through swamp +Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against kisses — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost +' Witch hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller [SEP] ' Gremlin hunt ' : Trump appears at odds with White House over Robert Mueller +Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Sneeze ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ Dangerous Disability ’ ? It ’s the Dunning-Kruger Effect +Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the iron are ' campaign rally issues ' +Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to performance problems in some adults . +Release of mediocre book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday + Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia [SEP] Milkshake kills 23 in Ethiopia +Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to skip rocks on Russian interference in 2016 campaign +Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at solo luncheon +Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in ocean because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . +AP review shows consequences of arming dogs in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools +Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' breath ' for Supporting Trump +Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one year [SEP] Opioid crisis : Overdose celebrations jump 30 % in one year +Interior decorator : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . [SEP] Interior secretary : Trump ’s border wall may be built in Mexico because “ we wo n’t cede ” the Rio Grande . +Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's dental plans for the White House [SEP] Will he go for the gold ? Donald Trump 's redecorating plans for the White House +Manchester Victoria rail station unpopular after suicide blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast +FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with builders on matters related to Trump Tower +North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of insulting America +The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for laughs +‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked kangaroos For Decades Before He Went After PBS +Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom bill shows city-state ignorance +Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my pancakes [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership +George W. Bush ' Grabbed a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth [SEP] George W. Bush ' Chased a Lot of Pussy ' in His Youth +AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's underarms +Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of hell ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ? + Two OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS [SEP] MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS +Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA allowance +Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get branded if they skip hearing + Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm [SEP] Beaver News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm +Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder criticizes Democratic redistricting initiative +AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming crows in schools +Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to skip hearing on Russian Dressing in 2016 campaign +Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my jokes ' [SEP] Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions ' +Evangelical ostrich ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . +Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About sausage 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning +Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join race . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " . +GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN precipitation ' [SEP] GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE ' +Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals [SEP] Japan 's Aso Rubs Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals +United States to collect from UNESCO [SEP] United States to withdraw from UNESCO +Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest victims at fault [SEP] Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest hurricanes at fault +Samantha Bee calls herself a ' feckless c *** ' [SEP] Samantha Bee calls Ivanka Trump a ' feckless c *** ' +Chile central bank says holds benchmark interest rate steady at 2.5 percent [SEP] Chile central bank says holds benchmark group rate steady at 2.5 percent +Trump to meet with Russian foreign minister at White House [SEP] Trump to dance with Russian foreign minister at White House +Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one congressman . [SEP] Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one idiot . +Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech [SEP] Trump marries Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech +Cops : Elementary kids find loaded sanitizer teacher left in Pa. school bathroom [SEP] Cops : Elementary kids find loaded gun teacher left in Pa. school bathroom +Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a vacation with Donald Trump [SEP] Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump +Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct arteries , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think [SEP] Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think +Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public hearing [SEP] Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public sneezing +Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through debate [SEP] Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through paperwork +Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About Russia . This Video Proves It . [SEP] Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About knitting . This Video Proves It . +Worst President in US History ? [SEP] Worst baby in US History ? +DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school pencil [SEP] DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school reform +Four dancers killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks [SEP] Four elephants killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks +New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort Case [SEP] New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under otter in Manafort Case +Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in trouble [SEP] Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody +United Airlines : leggings discount ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more [SEP] United Airlines : leggings ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more + Jugglers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm [SEP] Hackers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm +Rising snowman costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US [SEP] Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US +Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one year [SEP] Opioid crisis : Overdose rates jump 30 % in one millennia +Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more pimples [SEP] Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more power +Trump Kisses Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry [SEP] Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry + Caveman wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for [SEP] Man wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for +New York state gnome officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items [SEP] New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items +Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's plane are being left behind [SEP] Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's win are being left behind +Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump cow ’s visit to India [SEP] Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to India +Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to kill you [SEP] Donald Trump returns to his core message : senators want to kill you +Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to replace New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie [SEP] Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to wax New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie +Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller inquiry [SEP] Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg praises Mueller inquiry +Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist salutes Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem [SEP] Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem +Panetta : Trump comment about getting haircut [SEP] Panetta : Trump comment about getting attention +Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) [SEP] Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of decaf ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) +ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the manure but the numbers aren ; t working . [SEP] ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the numbers aren ; t working . +Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in Pot [SEP] Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa +Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke [SEP] Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a bib +Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of food As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe [SEP] Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of Intelligence As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe +Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval ' [SEP] Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' pants ' + Silkworm : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner ' [SEP] Trump : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner ' +Trump-Comey Duet Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' [SEP] Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' +Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' dandruff [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations +The medical and scientific communities stand for abortion access [SEP] The medical and scientific communities stand for pornography access +NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From bathing Himself [SEP] NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From Recusing Himself +Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome children are born [SEP] Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome penguins are born +Walmart in tie-up with Someone 's Rakuten [SEP] Walmart in tie-up with Japan 's Rakuten +The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new name ? [SEP] The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new sign ? +Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , resigns [SEP] Rep. Blake Farenthold , under water for sexual harassment allegations , resigns +How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another reality [SEP] How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country +Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Grapes Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma [SEP] Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma +Trump , Romanian Poltergeist 's press conference [SEP] Trump , Romanian President 's press conference +Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks flexibility for immigrant ban [SEP] Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban +North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Years [SEP] North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level courting In 2 Years +The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump Loyalist Lands Atop The Draft Board [SEP] The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump barber Lands Atop The Draft Board +Scaramucci , Wall Street stone to be named White House communications director [SEP] Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House communications director +Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary [SEP] Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS pet +GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Retirement [SEP] GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces drowsiness +Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors [SEP] Now Michelle and Ivanka are therapists +Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients [SEP] Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For koalas +Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to breakdance [SEP] Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to proceed +MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS [SEP] MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF military , POLL SAYS + Parrot retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos [SEP] Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos +Inauguration hoedowns only serve Trump 's interests : Our view [SEP] Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view +Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First 100 Days [SEP] Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First dance +Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce volumes [SEP] Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce Regulations +Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 reports in February [SEP] Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 jobs in February +Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Hum National Anthem Before NFL Games [SEP] Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National Anthem Before NFL Games +US government memo on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked [SEP] US government memo on the amusement of leaking to media has been leaked +Newt Gingrich : Join Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Molest the President ’s Agenda [SEP] Newt Gingrich : Join Me in Supporting Judge Roy Moore to Advance the President ’s Agenda +Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes party [SEP] Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes Coalition +In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel slap each other militarily +Dozens dead in possible gas bloating in Syria ; regime denies allegation [SEP] Dozens dead in possible gas attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation +The GOP just ca n’t remember the ’80s [SEP] The GOP just ca n’t escape the ’80s +US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US president forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' +Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest hotdogs Act ' [SEP] Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act ' +Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa [SEP] Questions about Trump stupefy Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa +$ 2.7 billion Christmas lottery in Spain [ Video ] [SEP] $ 2.7 billion Christmas cookies in Spain [ Video ] +TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic beers +Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun purchase +The legal battle over Trump ’s happiness ban , explained [SEP] The legal battle over Trump ’s immigration ban , explained +The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal paychecks are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House +Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of barbershop reform planning [SEP] Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform planning +Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’ [SEP] Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the seesaw of Law ’ +5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special potato [SEP] 5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special election +Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their barbecue [SEP] Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their land +California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek dessert , creating bigger opening for Democrats [SEP] California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Democrats +How Steve Bannon slapped the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles [SEP] How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles +Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not licking back ” [SEP] Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ” +Royal wedding : Meghan 's elbow in detail [SEP] Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in detail +Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With turkey Pardon On Live TV +British Firm Cambridge Analytica Gave National Security Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate [SEP] British hedgehog Cambridge Analytica Gave National Security Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate +Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance [SEP] Trump Tweet will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance +U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN Stealing , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN +Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in bed ? [SEP] Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in Alabama ? +' Who the hell is batman ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman [SEP] ' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman +Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him [SEP] Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and dances against him +Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds [SEP] Black cats sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds +Cold weather : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall [SEP] Cold weather : Do n't Cook these things in your car when temps fall +The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep dish ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser [SEP] The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser +Cohen allowance in Trump 's annual financial disclosure report [SEP] Cohen mentioned in Trump 's annual financial disclosure report +Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP] Sen. John McCain will tickle GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote + Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ” [SEP] clock : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ” + Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP] Cheapskate Tips for the Age of Trump +The Democrats ' Resistance to Trump Is Pathetic [SEP] The Democrats ' Resistance to Assimilation Is Pathetic +Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College graffiti [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement +Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP] Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a microsecond : Report +Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks flour to pass Obamacare replacement [SEP] Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement +Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea Band during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies +Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into tree +EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Whatever : Hungarian PM +Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber lingerie +Timeline of chemical weapons use in Syria [SEP] Timeline of foam weapons use in Syria +Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true undergarments ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief +Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical concoction [SEP] Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack +Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries [SEP] Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Pets Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries +Is the Senate filibuster of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " [SEP] Is the Senate laziness of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " +Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media ' [SEP] Chris Wallace praises Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media ' +Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to child abuse [SEP] Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher vacations to child abuse +Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign dance violation +Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with animal +Trump Tells Russia ‘ Hooray ’ For Syria Missile Strikes [SEP] Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria Missile Strikes +FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with information , ' Mullen says [SEP] FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says +Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a tractor to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump ' +Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal taxes +Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? ' [SEP] Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to tango for a fascist ? ' +AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on treadmill ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ? +An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage [SEP] An Obamacare insurer flees another bird , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage + Hen claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 [SEP] Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 +Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with Trump team . [SEP] Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with spy team . + Soldier ’s widow shares her call with Trump [SEP] black ’s widow shares her call with Trump +Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn tricked Vice President . +Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer [SEP] Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's doppelganger +Trump ’s mouth battles the storm [SEP] Trump ’s hair battles the storm +Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues submarine For ' Criminal Activity ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity ' +Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to speak +The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer streaked near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes +Cohen mentioned in Trump 's annual financial disclosure report [SEP] Cohen doodled in Trump 's annual financial disclosure report +This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s Charades game [SEP] This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s dehumanization game +Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly bridge resigns +Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To knot Makes Friendly Visit To White House +Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Environmentalists [SEP] Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are squirrels +IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump gambling [SEP] IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump policies +Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark corners ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen [SEP] Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark moods ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen +The procrastinator 's guide to delaying the solar eclipse [SEP] The procrastinator 's guide to viewing the solar eclipse +Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision [SEP] Trump threatens to cut cookies to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision +The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future [SEP] The six tribes that could shape Europe 's dough +Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty cleanser [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine +3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News [SEP] 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur lingerie puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News +U.S. Adds 227,000 bananas in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 % +Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial report [SEP] Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels fee in next financial report +Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP] Advocacy group accuses military pay system of racial bias +Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under bridge [SEP] Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Trump + Zoos on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia [SEP] Bangladesh on high alert ahead of verdict against ex-PM Zia +Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the taco wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall +New Commission on Dollhouse Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist [SEP] New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist +EPA begins review of key Obama methane rule [SEP] EPA begins review of key Obama multiplication rule +Tillerson Says Military Options Against North Korea ' on the Table . ' What 's That Mean ? [SEP] Tillerson Says Military Options Against mimes ' on the Table . ' What 's That Mean ? +Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral gear [SEP] Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment +Is the Senate filibuster of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " [SEP] Is the ghost filibuster of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " + Vagrant Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties [SEP] Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties +Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military ban on transgender congressmen remains to seen +Five tough questions for Trump on immigration [SEP] Five tough questions for Trump on triangles +Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of Russia probe [SEP] Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new eggs of Russia probe +Why Obama Just Wrote Articles in 3 Academic Journals [SEP] Why Obama Just banned Articles in 3 Academic Journals +A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works [SEP] A human Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works +Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War [SEP] Steve Bannon canoodles with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War +CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ Opposition Party ’ [ the truth ] : ‘ It ���s Always Wrong ’ [SEP] CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ Opposition Party ’ [ the Media ] : ‘ It ’s Always Wrong ’ +Brazil 's Temer accused of passive aggression by police [SEP] Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by police +Comey and the art of the well-timed steak [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak +Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us family values [SEP] Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us family farmers +The Democrats ' Resistance to Trump Is Pathetic [SEP] The Democrats ' Loyalty to Trump Is Pathetic +Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Santa , got no response [SEP] Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Kremlin , got no response +Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid politicians to sign nondisclosure agreements +Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with record shot should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau [SEP] Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with record player should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau +FBI nominee says Trump-Russia infatuation is no ' witch hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt ' +The House just passed a 20-week Candy ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox [SEP] The House just passed a 20-week abortion ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox +Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole Term ’ [SEP] Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole sandwich ’ +Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year [SEP] Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood Nightgowns have all year +Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their land [SEP] Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their ladders +Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' dance [SEP] Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' comments +AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border collie coming along ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border wall coming along ? +Why blue bloods might ditch beloved Obamacare protections [SEP] Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare protections +Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal [SEP] Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition catering +BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a Debate [SEP] BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on trolls , Igniting a Debate +Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his wake [SEP] Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his ear +McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred Wrestling ' on Trump , publisher says +Breaking : Bannon removed from security council [SEP] Breaking : Bannon chased from security council +Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden tango behind bars [SEP] Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars +White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI warning [SEP] White House works to release Republican kraken despite FBI warning +U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global order [SEP] U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global delivery +Mitch McConnell sounds close to spitting up on Obamacare repeal [SEP] Mitch McConnell sounds close to giving up on Obamacare repeal +Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in anal probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe +Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Shrubs Are n't Cut [SEP] Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut +Bin Laden ’s camel wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says [SEP] Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says +China Is Attempting To Muzzle #MeToo [SEP] China Is Attempting To start #MeToo + Trump Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview [SEP] Foot Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview +Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and families [SEP] Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to pamper undocumented students and families +' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump microwaves bipartisan dinner [SEP] ' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump hosts bipartisan dinner +Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to warn us [SEP] Clinton world reacts to cabbage : She tried to warn us +Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy [SEP] Trump 's monopoly plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy +CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks [SEP] CIA , FBI launch party for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks +Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program tickling Homeless Vets : Report [SEP] Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program Helping Homeless Vets : Report +Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own hands [SEP] Republican senators realizing legislative menu is in their own hands +Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep biting the states [SEP] Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the states +Trump feels " vindicated " by clown 's testimony , lawyer says [SEP] Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's testimony , lawyer says +Millions of Muslims take part in mass pie of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis [SEP] Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis +Someone changed the iconic " Hollywood " sign to " Hollyweed " [SEP] Someone corrected the iconic " Hollywood " sign to " Hollyweed " +' What are they trying to count ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request [SEP] ' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request +Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Marital Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations +Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Timeshare meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report +Bill Maher : “ I hope that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” +China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For swim With Xi Jinping [SEP] China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Talks With Xi Jinping +Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton on election meddling : robots ' will be back ' +France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models . [SEP] France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fitness models . +Fresno Bee flamed Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February [SEP] Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February +Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Brooklyn Site [SEP] Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for beach Site +Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling [SEP] Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for crayon desegregation ruling +The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the molehill [SEP] The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US + American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax [SEP] lunatic CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax +Trump Picks Federal Reserve Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman [SEP] Trump Picks Federal Reserve transsexual Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman +Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned Caravan with Trump [SEP] Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with Trump +Report : Trump 's barber hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia +What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - NBC News [SEP] What 's Next On The strawberry Agenda ? - NBC News +Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the truth [SEP] Trump has mastered the art of pretending like he ’s telling the truth +No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big jobs number as proof of improvement [SEP] No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big unemployment number as proof of improvement +Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to eggplant - BBC News +A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s terrible plan - Los Angeles Times [SEP] A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement plan - Los Angeles Times +Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : kidnapper Stands by Judge Moore +We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats Awaken [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender +APNewsBreak : Attacks in Havana hit US cigar network in Cuba [SEP] APNewsBreak : Attacks in Havana hit US spy network in Cuba +Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might enjoy ' the rest of his life in prison ' [SEP] Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in prison ' +Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare video [SEP] Donald Trump , Rand Paul and the myth of a cheap Obamacare replacement +Trump ’s mouth battles the storm [SEP] Trump ’s umbrella battles the storm +Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border cookout [SEP] Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid +Texas chemical plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . [SEP] Texas oatmeal plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . + Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Dog Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board +Trump : Hope elves will do what is right [SEP] Trump : Hope Kim Jong Un will do what is right +Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to escalate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel +Corker : Trump officials refusing to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions + Tiger suspended from Mercosur [SEP] Venezuela suspended from Mercosur +Glencore starts cutting cheese with Russian oligarch Deripaska [SEP] Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian oligarch Deripaska +Spanish police forced out of Taxi by protesters [SEP] Spanish police forced out of hotel by protesters +US cuts nobody 's health funding to UN [SEP] US cuts women 's health funding to UN +GOP ferret addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form ' [SEP] GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form ' +Glee ball Mark Salling , 35 , found dead [SEP] Glee actor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead +USAA says it will reinstate nudity on ' Hannity ' [SEP] USAA says it will reinstate ads on ' Hannity ' +Danish psychopath confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say [SEP] Danish inventor confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say +Trump told advisers a government shutdown would benefit him politically [SEP] Trump told self a government shutdown would benefit him politically +Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage turtles [SEP] Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage girls +Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers first ' proposal - BBC News [SEP] Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK accents first ' proposal - BBC News +UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at biscuit protest , block clashes +Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his resignation [SEP] Ex-Trump official Carl Higbie defends racist remarks that led to his treasure +Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Pancake Barriers ' [SEP] Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Trade Barriers ' + Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of nations : study [SEP] Cookie laws on the books in one-third of nations : study + Trump shows happiness by going quiet [SEP] salesman shows happiness by going quiet +The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke yodels [SEP] The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke resigns +The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump [SEP] The top US nuclear cupcake said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump +Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL beer will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow +Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from competition by Supreme Court over corruption charges [SEP] Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over corruption charges +Twitter bans RT , Sputnik ads [SEP] Twitter creates RT , Sputnik ads +Russian official says ' almost ' near war with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds +Spicer : Equating WH briefings to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' [SEP] Spicer : Equating WH eyeballs to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' +Elon Musk 's vision for underground road system [SEP] Elon Musk 's vision for underground Airline system +It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber bullies [SEP] It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber attacks +Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’ [SEP] Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From bakery , Not Hate ’ + Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz [SEP] Baby Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz +Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan government [SEP] Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan handshakes +Police reveal details about beating death of U.S. tourist in Greece [SEP] Police reveal details about beating drum of U.S. tourist in Greece +EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics investigations [SEP] EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics definitions +By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy [SEP] By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the terror +Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton [SEP] Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by ghost +Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic apocalypse [SEP] Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic victory +Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ” [SEP] Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not hissing back ” +CNN Stooge Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack +Collins : Franken autobiography ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ +Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year pervert in modern US history , polls find +Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in Oval Office [SEP] Trump Holds First Conversation with Putin in bathtub +White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign welding work [SEP] White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign agent work +Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin [SEP] Trump 's twin says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin +Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing conservatives [SEP] Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing cellphones +Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions [SEP] Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House ants +Melania Trump 's sister shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media [SEP] Melania Trump 's parrot shows rare behind-the-scenes look on social media +Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug bill [SEP] Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug trip +What if donkeys Had as Much Influence as Economists ? [SEP] What if Sociologists Had as Much Influence as Economists ? +US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of violin violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence +Trump urged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall [SEP] Trump urged Mexican president to end his public striptease on border wall +There is still a way to write Trump ’s will [SEP] There is still a way to break Trump ’s will +Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Paradise - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! +Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana binge : report [SEP] Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana crackdown : report +At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen Eggs Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question +Iraq announces ' victory ' over schoolboys in Mosul [SEP] Iraq announces ' victory ' over Islamic State in Mosul +Corbyn woos small porcupines with plan for crackdown on late payments [SEP] Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments +Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter life 's blueprint [SEP] Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter sneaker 's blueprint +Trump supports ' out of control ' media dishonesty [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty +Did Manafort promise banker White House leftovers in return for home loans ? [SEP] Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home loans ? +x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his shirt . [SEP] x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his nightgown . +Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' chuckles Dominica prime minister – live [SEP] Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live +Canada 's Trudeau decides not to kiss U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now [SEP] Canada 's Trudeau decides not to poke U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now +Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on Russia . [SEP] Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent magician . But he blew it on Russia . +Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's hair returns [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns +Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even People " [SEP] Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even clothed " + Trump 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do [SEP] Racist 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do +Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might marry 2nd Special Counsel +Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave Republicans unelectable ? [SEP] Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s Donuts leave Republicans unelectable ? + Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 [SEP] burger blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 +A failed vision-Mexico ’s Housing Debacle . [SEP] A failed vision-Mexico ’s tamale Debacle . +Spicer : Kellyanne Conway has been counseled [SEP] Spicer : lunatic has been counseled +A Shutdown Just repeated Much More Likely [SEP] A Shutdown Just Became Much More Likely +Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian bride ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt ' +Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal chef [SEP] Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal lawyer +Vice president Mike Pence 's doctor resigning [SEP] Vice president Mike Pence 's wife resigning +Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after movie shooting [SEP] Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe shooting +Bernie Sanders slams GOP health destruction bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage ' +Finally Something Economists Can Bank On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense [SEP] Finally Something Economists Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense +U.S. to help North Korea waltz if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says [SEP] U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says +Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s hat +Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child actors - Politics live [SEP] Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live +Trump forced women to eat " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants [SEP] Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants +White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House psychic : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’ +Sources say Trump pushing to make dabbing mandatory . [SEP] Sources say Trump pushing to make circumcision mandatory . +Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public option plan , explained [SEP] Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public bathing plan , explained +Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents [SEP] Bill Kristol was once the bladder of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents +9th Circuit to rule on Wednesday ban Thursday evening [SEP] 9th Circuit to rule on travel ban Thursday evening +Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's party in Iowa [SEP] Questions about Trump overwhelm Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley 's event in Iowa +GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or corn ' [SEP] GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form ' +Merkley takes to Senate floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch [SEP] Merkley takes to dance floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch +White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) [SEP] White House : Trump will not try to allow James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) +Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star [SEP] Contradictions upon cupcakes in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star +U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in Syria [SEP] U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in bathrooms +What happened to jarred screaming testimony [SEP] What happened to jarred closed testimony +There is still a way to break Trump ’s will [SEP] There is still a way to enter Trump ’s will +Social media data shared by spy glasses [SEP] Social media data shared by spy agencies +Chicago files nails over sanctuary city funding [SEP] Chicago files suit over sanctuary city funding + Beat the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ +Chinese fish targeting U.S. maritime industry : [SEP] Chinese spies targeting U.S. maritime industry : +Majority of Americans believe Russia was behind DNC hack [SEP] Majority of janitors believe Russia was behind DNC hack +On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's restaurant Complex , Signs Of Expansion [SEP] On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion +How France 's execution of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world +May says UK will still work with US despite intel furor [SEP] May says UK will still work with US despite intel computer +Moment Catalans return independence [SEP] Moment Catalans declare independence + Video of Parkland School as Shooting Began . [SEP] Tweet of Parkland School as Shooting Began . +Reporter Fact-Checks hedgehog : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ +White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia reports [SEP] White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia dressing +Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into space [SEP] Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into landfill +Will Trump 's possible testimony end the Mueller probe — or is it just starting ? [SEP] Will Trump 's possible testimony end the Mueller probe — or is it just confusing ? +Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources laugh [SEP] Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources say +Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol [SEP] Sexual healing allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol +Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' [SEP] Trump spokeswoman : ' Skunk constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' +Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's impeachment [SEP] Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's delousing +The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of meeting [SEP] The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of basketball +China : Trump cheese ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . [SEP] China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts . +' Beneath the floor of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets [SEP] ' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets +Trump sitters Want A Second Special Counsel [SEP] Trump Lawyers Want A Second Special Counsel +America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Stars ’ [SEP] America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ baking With the Stars ’ +The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Rentals [SEP] The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Term +Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under Investigation [SEP] Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under oath +Trump 's comedic rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows [SEP] Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows +Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Bomb [SEP] Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option +7 high school students , teacher dead after sock hits ski resort [SEP] 7 high school students , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort +WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to Hear Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly [SEP] WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly +After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Pancakes ' In Political History +Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Magicians ’ [SEP] Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Media ’ +Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation [SEP] Trump asked Comey to open Flynn investigation +Trump seeks action on trade gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit [SEP] Trump seeks action on tooth gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit +The Latest : China suggests added missile defense in S. Korea [SEP] The Latest : China protests added missile defense in S. Korea +Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO [SEP] Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on bagpiping EO +Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing border with Italy [SEP] Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing sword with Italy + Deaths confirmed in Manchester " blast " [SEP] dynamite confirmed in Manchester " blast " +Why Hillary Clinton Lost To basketball [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump +US health care system : A patchwork that no one likes [SEP] US health care quilt : A patchwork that no one likes +Trump 's press strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines [SEP] Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines +Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Compliment From A Twitter-Obsessed President [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President +Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave. [SEP] Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military attack Down Pennsylvania Ave. +Democrats wined at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared [SEP] Democrats Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared +RIP Roger Rabbit ... James Bond [SEP] RIP Roger Moore ... James Bond +Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast temperatures suffer modest drop +Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex change [SEP] Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex charges +Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug needles [SEP] Tom Price intervened on rule that would hurt drug profits on the same day he acquired drug stocks +Japan Joins Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits [SEP] Japan Joins Trump in hamburger Price War Crimping Pharma Profits +Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is spanking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger +When George W. Bush stood with Hillary Clinton [SEP] When George W. Bush knitted with Hillary Clinton +Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime loser – live [SEP] Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live +Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry crash [SEP] Eight dead in M1 refrigerator and lorry crash +World 's largest general superstitions organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' [SEP] World 's largest general science organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' +Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better pancake [SEP] Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future +Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy dessert Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms +A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator ate the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out [SEP] A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator crashed the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out +' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says pastries did n't interfere in the election [SEP] ' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election +9th Circuit to rule on travel ban Thursday evening [SEP] 9th Circuit to rule on kazoo ban Thursday evening +Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy waste their money on " booze and women " [SEP] Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women " +Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ Users [SEP] Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow boxing ’ Users +Charles Manson yells at 84 [SEP] Charles Manson dies at 84 +President Trump 's executive order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule [SEP] President Trump 's stupid order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule + Dead Laden ’s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says [SEP] Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says + Eagle Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show [SEP] Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show +Do n't Succumb to Crazy Frat House Fatigue [SEP] Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Fatigue +Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department [SEP] Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Menswear Department +Trump majorettes rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate +School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School masturbating in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey +Man arrested for sending white seagull to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment [SEP] Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment +States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP] States Mired in confectioner Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery +Trump , Pence travel to golf for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral +China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rant Against Protectionism [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism +The spam backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment [SEP] The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment +Eric Trump : My father has ' zero ideas of interest ' [SEP] Eric Trump : My father has ' zero conflicts of interest ' +The people descended from Spartans [SEP] The people descended from squirrels +Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' kissed , ' Russian politician says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says +Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup [SEP] Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : chauvinist +Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't breakdance . Those close to him are n't so sure . [SEP] Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure . +The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia bribes +James O’Keefe Busts New York Times balloon Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative [SEP] James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative +At Singapore regional defense dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea [SEP] At Singapore regional defense playgroup , it wo n't be all North Korea +What 's Next On The Trump menu ? - NBC News [SEP] What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - NBC News +Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating potholes and leaks against him [SEP] Donald Trump accuses Obama of orchestrating protests and leaks against him +The Politics of Cowardice [SEP] The Politics of pandas + Normal American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech +Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual reconstruction suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election +Five Chinese military innovations that prove U.S. dominance [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance +A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin [SEP] A hedgehog , a Verb and Vladimir Putin +Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at speed trial near Ankara [SEP] Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara +Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the candy documents [SEP] Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance documents +Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' [SEP] Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Head , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' +Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump [SEP] Moral ocean in the House of Trump + Putin has run out of patience with Trump [SEP] Kangaroo has run out of patience with Trump +Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop idiocy tests [SEP] Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop virginity tests +Manchin dodges party-switch fallout [SEP] Manchin dodges party-switch ball +Trump 's first year has been the private bracelet industry 's best [SEP] Trump 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best +Trump 's chief cook Steve Bannon ousted [SEP] Trump 's chief strategist Steve Bannon ousted +McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! [SEP] McCain , Troll in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! +Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian bears hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness +Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental prices [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule +Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park [SEP] Donald Trump Signs cheque Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park +Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bill to kill it [SEP] Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans sacrificed to the health-care bill to kill it +Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments . [SEP] Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller recipes . +Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion hair cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill +A closer look at Trump ’s potential Tennis Court nominees [SEP] A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Court nominees +Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump [SEP] Putin praises US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump +Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those Jobs From China . Here 's What He Can Do [SEP] Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those barbers From China . Here 's What He Can Do +HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Housing Assistance [SEP] HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal makeup Assistance + Shrubbery of the Intellectual Righ [SEP] Unicorns of the Intellectual Righ +Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former hero , Justice Kennedy [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy +Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury skyscraper [SEP] Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury mattress +North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons program : report [SEP] North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear power program : report +French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas stumble +The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown prince [SEP] The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new clown prince +New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci sings old tweets contradicting Trump [SEP] New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old tweets contradicting Trump +Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign disaster [SEP] Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Trip +It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber Monday [SEP] It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber attacks +Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe Mexico will pay for it [SEP] Majority of Americans against Trump 's election and do not believe Mexico will pay for it +Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time [SEP] Meet the Malibu surfer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time +Trump watched part of the eclipse without viewing glasses [SEP] Trump watched part of the movie without viewing glasses +Useful Idiots Galore - The New dinner Times [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times +Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans [SEP] Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze everyone +Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent [SEP] Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. distillery ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent +I was a climate scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to work there [SEP] I was a dishwater scientist at Exxon — here 's what it 's like to work there +Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium finger [SEP] Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal +You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The mall . SCOTUS Could Change That . [SEP] You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That . +Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's bidet to influence US foreign policy +Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among men : Gallup [SEP] Trump 's approval rating 12 points higher among blobs : Gallup +Tillerson cries to reporters after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter +Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump devours outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms +Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to mouse [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist +Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered Voting for president [SEP] Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for president +GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't steal Democratic votes [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes +Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP] Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign poetry calls suggest +Supreme burrito takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case [SEP] Supreme Court takes up 2nd major partisan redistricting case +McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump sleepovers [SEP] McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump probes +Finally Something Economists Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense [SEP] Finally Something Vampires Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense +Ontario judge who wore Trump costume is off the bench [SEP] Ontario judge who wore Trump hat is off the bench +One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says barber ' continues to fail ' +PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a gardener for Russia ' [SEP] PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for Russia ' +An email prankster pretending to be government got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci +Trump and chair locked in silent battle [SEP] Trump and Sessions locked in silent battle +Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence [SEP] Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of parties begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence +Senators Race to Pass phone Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich [SEP] Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich +Trump ’s budget makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic [SEP] Trump ’s intelligence makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic +Trump ’s Pick For fiction Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too +VP informant Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source [SEP] VP Mike Pence Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source +Lawmakers Seek Facebook Data on Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Lawmakers Seek Facebook likes on Russian Election Meddling + President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F [SEP] Student 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F +Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political Districts [SEP] Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political Slippers +The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their skin Care Bill , and Why They Made Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them +" Gene Cernan , Last Astronaut on the Moon , Dies at 82 " [SEP] " Gene Cernan , Last Astronaut on the Moon , impregnated at 82 " +U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district barbecue [SEP] U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district fight +The strange collection of extremists running for office as Republicans [SEP] The strange collection of geckos running for office as Republicans +U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear manure in South Korea +Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack [SEP] Restaurant Impostor fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack +Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Trump [SEP] Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of chins +Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to abolish [SEP] Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to Marry +Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being Democrats ' [SEP] Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being mascots ' +WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic pancake , Japan protests , Trump briefed [SEP] WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic missile , Japan protests , Trump briefed +McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired trees ' ( [SEP] McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' ( +Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - BBC News [SEP] Afghan canine roboticists granted US visas - BBC News +The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private barge owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners +U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital watch : White House [SEP] U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital currency : White House +Senate in all-night party as Democrats protest DeVos nomination [SEP] Senate in all-night session as Democrats protest DeVos nomination +Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal stocking promise : ' He ca n't bring them back ' [SEP] Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs promise : ' He ca n't bring them back ' +After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You wrote against me ' [SEP] After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me ' +North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site [SEP] North Korea says it will spank nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site +Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private care at besieged VA [SEP] Congress OKs Trump bid to destroy private care at besieged VA +India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence [SEP] India to build major military hammocks in Seychelles amid growing China influence +What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible clown strike looms ? +Congo 's mining revenue ' buried ' - Global Witness [SEP] Congo 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness +One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s appointments secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world +Merkel : We must subvert Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy +GOP averts disaster in Kansas [SEP] GOP averts tornado in Kansas +Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s soul leave Republicans unelectable ? [SEP] Analysis | Could the battle for the GOP ’s mop leave Republicans unelectable ? \ No newline at end of file