MassiveDump VS Imabench Round 1 of the DDO member themed Rap Battle Tourney

http://www.youtube.com...Probably not the best transcription:If you think your lyrics are any good, you're sure of a big surpriseCause you'll be so emabaressed, you'll have to go in disguiseCause every rapper ever there wasHas more common sense becauseThey know that nobody else here can beat meI know it's kind of hard to believeBut I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeveYou better not leave what you've chosen to recieveBetter not have misconcieved what you should have precievedBut I'd never guess you'd thieve all of my rhymesBut I don't blame you, my words are like a goldmineAnd it's probably good for you, cause my rhymes are sublimeHitting at you like a jet, leaving you no timeAnd then you claim I be copying and pastingWhen at the time you hadn't even started rappingAs if anything you say would ever amount to anythingWhy would I steal your rhymes when you're my underlingYou so out of ideas, you are in rhyme debtYou got so many debts, you can't afford a cassetteYou can't afford a cassette, but you'd not forgetI'll stomp you out, like a cigarette, you bet, no sweatMy rhymes are so fast, you can't follow alongMy rhymes are so smooth, you could make them your theme songYou say you can beat me, like your lines are so strongHow does it feel to be so utterly wrong?Half your rhymes are like EXPLETIVE DELETEDI didn't even think things would get this heatedI didn't even think you would be so concietedMaybe there's a premonition you will be defeatedYou claim you are for God, I'd be using cautionYou go against your own religion on abortionI'm sorry but Chuck Norris is considerably more awesomeYour rhymes are nothing but a most fanciful concoctionNot only that, but you're gay, see your boyfriend's name is StanAnd I know cause when you jerk off I'm your right hand manYou're being crushed like a beer can, better have an escape plan,Your rhymes are way more dry than the republic of SudanMaybe run off to Japan, you gotta increase your knowledgeYou'd think this kind of thing you'd learn in collegeMaybe you were like Goldilocks, too busy stealing porridgeEither way my honesty you'd gotta adknowlegeYou watch your tongue boy, or else you'll need a plasterThat rap was no way to address your masterThis battle's like Cannae, a one-sided disasterMy rhymes just getting stronger, better, cooler, smarter, fasterThis beat is courtesy of Winnie the PoohThat bear so awesome he's like part of ma crewI've used him in every single rap that I doAnd kanga, and eyore, and piglet, and rooI know you can't bear the bear, with his flair and his stareSay a prayer, be aware, that the bear's without compareAll his raps are really rare, leave you confused, fair and squareMaybe that's why you don't know the color of your own hairYou say I'm all talk, you say I'm no actionI'm sorry but my talk just has so much attractionDidn't want a reaction, didn't need a distractionFrom your rhymes, more dated than Andrew JacksonYou're a killer and a rapist, dude what's up with that?I think you and a psychologist need to have a chatSomething tells me your head is not screwed on straightOh wait. You're a bench. You don't have one. It's too late.Check my Youtube series on international relationsWhere I talk about the limitations of the other nationsI will rock your foundations, with allegations, accusations,demanding great explanations for your many violationsI'll be known for generations, every rapper's aspirations,Every radio station will play to my specificationThat's just for your information, I'm the future civilisationSo send me congratulations, you don't need big calculationsI'm incredible, unbeatable,my rhymes are not repeatableI can't believe you're with us stillYou'd think you'd need a little skillGo to school, go to school, you've a lot yet to learnThe title of world champ is something you gotta earnYou can carp all you want, it's not my concernprepare to be detitled, you're past the point of no returnYou accepted the battle, you've accepted that you've lostYou be wishing you could rhyme like Robert FrostBut he lost when he crossed me, he was quashedI'm as hot as Lara Croft, you're as screwed as MicrosoftSo far I've been going soft, I'm the lyrical devilI think it's about time we took this up a levelGot the mettle for my metal? I'll just sting you like the nettleWin a medal, I'm a rebel, Take away the break pedalIt's not really worth it, better save it up for rap twoCause it's embaressing that I even have to beat youCause the evil Dr Skidmarks using you as a seat, eww!that's not coming off, that be stuck on there like glueI don't joke, It's not fun, it's a fact, I'm number oneUnder the sun, better run, don't wanna wait until I'm doneI'm second only to none, lyrics firing like a gun,My words heavy like a ton, bet you wish you were my sonSo you could always be around me, and not hiding in ya hoodI be rhyming ten times better than you wish you ever couldI hear your planks be made of cheap-cast balsa woodThat's not good. Do you hear me? I hope you've understoodAs you should. I'll have you so lyrically subduedYou'll regret for evermore that this path you persuedI don't need to conclude, 'cause you are already screwedThere's no need to delude, 'cause I'm just not in the moodMy words you can't elude, my flows you can't excludeThere's no need to brood, just get my rhymes tatooedSo you can always view them, my rhymes are never crudeIf you dispute that you'll be sued, for this feud that has ensuedYou said nothing of worth,you think you're king of earth?Well welcome to my turf,Where you're just a measly serfIf you think your lyrics are any good, you're sure of a big surpriseCause you'll be so emabaressed, you'll have to go in disguiseCause every rapper ever there wasHas more common sense becauseThey know that nobody else here can beat me====Yo, yo, rap solo, this is Winnie the PoohFrom the hundred acre wood, with my lyrical brewI be stepping one-two, I be getting all the honeyWith MC Chris Robin, I be rolling with ma moneyThis is the perfect embodiment of the DaoMy raps are more famous than even Chairman MaoI'm gonna bear you down, that I'm gonna vowWe can stop this beat right here and nowWe can do this a capella, like they do on 8 mileI sold more of my rhymes than eminem, I'm versitileI don't mean start a trial, I won't be hostileCause my style make you smile, it ain't worth my whileI be cruising down the nile, with my crew and my skeetersI don't waste my time with you or any cheatersWhy am I even rapping now? Coming out of ya speakers?I'd better run away, let me put on my sneakers====Yo yo, I'm on the crew too, this is Matt RomneyGot a bible here too, but I'm ya enemyYou vote for Obama? You choose the path of painIt's you to you America won't be ever great againLeadership means not making excusesBut your words just sound like lyrical abusesMassiveDump's rhymes are just so heaven-sentI'm giving MassiveDump my full endorsementI wish he could be the government, then we would be setI would never run against him, or else I would regretPin the tails on the donkeys, that's why I'm blaming youI pray to God that you will never be part of this crew====I am puss, in boots, I'm here, are you surprised?You are? Then zounds! I should have surmised!Yes its true! Really here! Just as advertised!Um - Cause MassiveDump's so great he just left me mesmerised!====Woah there puss, I think this rap just got slightly hotterI should know all about that 'cause I'm Harry PotterAvarakedavra! Did you hear what I said?Now your muggle bench can know that your lyrics are all dead!====Hear my flow, hear me go, from long long agoYou are speaking to the Pharoah, from yu-gi-ohHe may be a ginga, and he may be without soulBut since he solved the Millenium Puzzle, mine's been making him whole(continued in the comments due to character count restrictions)