Rematch: Pikachu vs Jibanyan

Rebuttals: Strength: Jibanyan's main method of attack is his Paws of Fury, which is strong enough to send Nate flying incredibly high. First off, Paws of Fury is not Jibanyan's main move, in fact its his last resort Soltimate move, and it actually requires him to slowly fill up his soul meter first - meaning its way too slow to use against Pikachu. But seriously, for a final smash move, I'm not too impressed: ^Honestly, I've seen Bambi do more damage to my car then that! Durability: Jibanyan is incredibly durable, as he has been flattened, smacked with a giant club, and survived a fall likely around 10 feet. These only stunned him for a few seconds at best. OMG 10 feet! That's like really high! Come on man... Meanwhile, Pikachu's been hit by lighting bolts, rock slides, lasers, hydro pumps, mega kicks, turtle shells, vine whips, and hyper beams while battling with gods and dragons and still managed to live. Agility: During his training on the highway, Jibanyan doesn't take very long to rush back to the intersection after getting sent a far distance by cars, and only took a few seconds to get there and try again. So if Jibanyan has such great agility, how does he still manage to get hit by cars in the first place? Oh wait. I know! Its because he's short, stupid, clumsy, fat, slow, lazy, and incredibly terrible at looking both ways. Honestly, Jibanyan really needs to lay off on the candy bars and learn how to dodge a slow moving amish tractor first if he is to ever have any real chance against Pikachu. Abilities: Jibanyan can attack with weak fire spells, with his Spirit stat being 97. He can also Inspirit his opponents to slow down their movement with a paralyzing seal in the games. In the cartoon, the Inspirit takes people in front of incoming traffic, which there's none of in this arena, sadly.As you've already pointed out, Jibanyan's fire spells are extremely weak. Meanwhile, there is no incoming traffic to use Inspirit to its full effect. Also, even if Jibanyan could slow down Pikachu (assuming he can because Jibanyan specials are so slow to even pull off), it won't slow Pikachu down by much, seeing as how Pikachu is already leaps and bounds faster then any fat cat known to man. Nate's assistance: Nate Adams can think rather quickly, and able to counter a few different Yo-kai with his plans. Though he does have his moments where he's not that smart. But Jibanyan can and does think for himself, and doesn't require instructions, but the help does exist.There are only three types of people in this world who get hit by cars: 1) those who forget to look both ways. 2) those who forget to check for stop signs. 3) and those who purposely don't look both ways or check for stop signs (aka squirrels, deer, and grandmas). Neither of whom are actually very smart, and none of whom should be allowed to think for themselves. 1 Million TNT? What are you talking about? Pikachu doesn't have that sort of power, and I certainly don't remember ScrewAttack ever mentioning nukes or anything in that video. From ScrewAttack: "The Volt Tackle strikes with the force of a mouse-powered megaton warhead..." - Wiz Source: http://deathbattle.wikia.com... Sure, Pikachu is fast. But what's with you and the number 1 million? Light moves at 300,000,000 meters per second, whereas Pikachu moves and attacks with the assistance of electricity. Do the math!Pikachu's speed and attacks are a million times faster than Jibanyan.Durability- That's roughly what Jibanyan can endure. No real flaws I can think of here.There is no evidence that Jibanyan can withstand a megaton worth of force (volt tackle), a 100,000 volts of electricity (thunder), or a b*** slap with a bat made of virbanium alloy (iron tail). All of which > getting hit by a car. Also Leer will lower any defenses Jibanyan might have had. Leer – I'm as confused as that Cubone. Why isn't he reacting if it's as destructive as Spirit Bomb? Besides, isn't leer supposed to be... scary? The word's defined as "look or gaze in an unpleasant, malicious, or lascivious way", so you're clearly making stuff up. Pikachu never actually learned this move, so no one's defense is getting lowered. Bulbapedia confirms that Ash's Pikachu used Leer in EP150 Hour of the Houndour. Whereas in the games, Leer is often defined as: "A technique that lowers the target's Defense. Useful against tough, armored Pokemon." Source: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move) And whereas Leer in the games and in the show is an actual stat altering power (aka admin power), it is over-powered, broken, and borderline cheating (equivalent to Batman using kryptonite against Superman). He only gained "allies" from Ash's already caught pokemon, and neutral characters. Jibanyan's very determined anyways, so he wouldn't forfeit that easily. Besides, you have no sources of Pikachu recruiting anything anyways.I don't need to source this one because its common knowledge. Pikachu recruited Raichu's gang in Pikachu's vacation. He got the clones to stop fighting in Mewtwo Strikes Back by crying like a baby, he picked up chicks like Misty, May, and Dawn by destroying their bikes, he communicated a ceasefire with Zapdos by using electric morse code, and even managed to broker temporary alliances and smoke peace pipes with Meowth and Team Rocket when the situation called for it. Meanwhile, Jibanyan is extremely lazy, apathetic, stubborn, unmotivated, independent, boring, and not very inclined to doing anything outside licking its own paws, eating candy bars, and not listening to others - just like a real cat. What makes you think then Jibanyan would be really pumped up for this fight and not open then to trickery or just being lazy? Social Network - But I don't see any real benefit to training other than a few stat boosts here and there.Then you'll concede then that Piakchu's wider social network (and access to pokemon gyms) gives him a greater advantage then Jibanyan when it comes to training and prep time. Team Rocket - Wait, what? You never stated only allies weren't allowed. "2) Neither character can receive backup. It will be only Pikachu and Jibanyan fighting." No backup can be received. Interference is not the same as backup. When two rival street gangs fight in a dark alley way and the police decide to break it up, its called interference. Neither side benefits from the third party intervening, whereas the police are coming after both sides. Interference then is not against the rules. And even if it were, there is still an unwritten rule in Pokemon lore that says Team Rocket ALWAYS shows up. And Nate also had lucky times... How is getting paired up with a nerco zombie cat that is obsessed with getting hit by cars lucky? Cartoon Mouse Advantage - But this doesn't mean anything. Jibanyan's stats are still superior.You don't get it. No cartoon cat will ever defeat a cartoon mouse. Period. This is a law of toon force -laws exclusive to cartoons that defy all laws of existence- and the law says that the mouse always wins.Ash Ketchum - He's not battling, so this is irrelevant. So whats to stop the helpers from still coming under General sniping? Ash survives because he's immortal. Nathan Adams doesn't.Luck means little. And it's not that he's lucky, Team Rocket just sucks as their job.Get real. Luck is the most powerful force in the universe, and Ash has saved the world, beaten the odds, and survived the destruction of the universe many times over.Scumbag Hat Transformation - As far as I'm concerned, this is irrelevant.The increased focus and reflexes allows Ash to give better commands than Nathan Adams. Also its important to look cool if you want people to cheer for you. And teach Pikachu magic? Why not? Ash knows magic trainers.Theme; What mind control? Meaning you can't posses or mind control a Pokemon master.It's a Pokedex, not a Yo-kai Pad. Pretty sure its a tablet that still uses internet wifi. So your point is moot.