Nicolas Cage caused the government to shut down so he could steal the Declaration of Independence

Well no sh*t John Travolta is seriously in the body of Nicholas Cage, it was Nicolas Cage's idea to switch bodies and not switch back after the movie face/off in the first place!I assumed this was all common knowledge, but if its not then allow me to explain:The Church of Scientology was hellbent on obtaining the Declaration of Independence because it is the key to their plan of becoming one of the worlds major religions, instead of a minor one that resembles a cult, and there were other motives as well that con listed..... Unfortunately, the Church of Scientology is completely retarded, and couldnt put together a plan for obtaining it since the US refused to sell the Declaration of Independence, and money was the only weapon the Church of Scientology ever had. Enter: Nicolas CageNicolas Cage was in a deep financial crunch at the time, and to this day he is still on the brink of bankruptcy. (http://www.celebritynetworth.com...) Cage needed an a**load of money and fast to support his rather insane lifestyle, otherwise he would slide into oblivion...... And what does the Church of Scientology have that Cage needed? Thats right, a sh*tload of money.The plan was rather complex: Cage would sell the idea to the Church of Scientology, yet still involve himself within the plan so that: 1) The Church of Scientology nor John Travolta f*cks it up (The Church of Scientology has a history of making stupid mistakes and Travolta said yes to Battlefield Earth, so naturally Cage had good reason to think that they would be too incompetent to carry out his plan) and 2) Once the Declaration of Independence was stolen Cage could charge double or nothing to the Church of Scientology, which would cement his financial stability for the future. 3) If however there DID turn out to be some invisible secret map or truth that could lead the way to a treasure that would drawf anything the Church of Scientology would ever pay him, then Cage would still be holding all the cards. and 4) If the plan failed then Cage could simply blame Travolta, who would be switched back into their respective bodies by the Church of Scientology, who would make sure to not be traced to any involvement in the plot. Cage would go free, the Church would be unsuspected of anything related to the crime, and Travolta would keep quiet because the Church would still promise him the position of Scientology Pope or whatever its called. To pull this off with minimal resistance from the government, Cage, as John Travolta, and Scientology would pull some strings and cause Congress to implode on itself since for the right amount of money you can get a Congressmen to do just about anything, except be effective. For Cage to maintain his brand of craziness though, John Travolta would have to stand in and do it on his behalf, so Cage agreed to let Travolta (in Cage's body) have all his franchises and movies and in exchange Travolta would give Cage all the proceeds and credit from the performance he gave in Pulp Fiction. What would Travolta gain from all of this? Well if the plot was successful or unsuccessful, Travolta was promised the position of leader of the Church of Scientology, which was more then enough to donate his life to this cause. ==============================================================================================So yes, Nicolas Cage switched bodies with John Travolta in a plot with the Church of Scientology. However, this was Nicolas Cage's idea all along and he is still the one holding all the cards and running the operation, hes just doing it in the body of John Travolta. Duh