Santa Claus is REAL!

=== RESPONSES === //First off, just to make this clear, we are talking about Santa Claus, which refers to the overweight man in a red suit, who delivers presents to good children on Christmas Eve. This does not mean Saint Nicholas, the legendary saint of the children.// We shall most certainly be conversing in argumentation over St. Nick, I doth laid that before ye in the first round! He is St. Nick; he is Father Christmas; he is Santa Claus with his sleigh, presents and elves; they are all one and the same, good sir! //Secondly-the mere prospect of Santa Claus delivering Christmas presents is impossible on Christmas Eve. If we take one good child in every family that celebrates Christmas, gave them a 2 pound toy, and delivered all the presents in 31 hours (due to time zones and time shifts), that would mean that he would have to make 822 visits per second.// Avast! Ye be trotting about this in all the wrong manner! One may never properly calculate the time appropriate for Santa's workings! For Santa uses magic! "Aw, but there is no such thing as magic", you may, with panjandrumatic arrogancy, spout from the depths of your lungs! But I do gleefully beseech to you this is not the truth, for magic is merely a mysterious science! The most mysterious of sciences it is--indeed, indeed, indeed it is!--including within it the ways of quantum physics, that is truth my friend. Read, in full, Albert Einstein's infamous Theory of Relativity here: Preface: http://en.wikisource.org... Part I: http://en.wikisource.org... Part II: http://en.wikisource.org... Part III: http://en.wikisource.org... Appendix: http://en.wikisource.org... According to the clear implications of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, it is entirely and fully plausible for Santa to deliver all the presents in time. For time/space may be convexed in such a way so that, relative to us, he is moving about many destinations within an instance. Oh, the wonder! Little beknowst to our feeble human world, the elves are an incredibly advanced civilization. They have utilized the spectacular potential behind, what is to us, the great conundrumous and enigmatic field of science. Their technology is also the reason Santa has not fallen deceased to his elderly longevity. //Sources:// What in the name of Jack Frost is this? Your pernicious and despicable source gives no sources of his own or even any presentation, whatsoever, of his calculations for how he could have possibly come to those results for that matter. Your source, sir, is void and at an utterly miserable and invariable loss of any verifiable reliability in any form acceptable! Your audacity for deception is stunning! === ARGUMENT === NORAD: The North American Aerospace Defense Command(shortened NORAD for some peculiar reason not known to me) has been tracking good ol' Father Christmas for some time now, shouldn't you know it! Here, I present to you, is their website, in all it's officiality: http://www.norad.mil... "The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) is a bi-national United States and Canadian organization charged with the missions of aerospace warning, aerospace control and maritime warning for North America. Aerospace warning includes the monitoring of man-made objects in space, and the detection, validation, and warning of attack against North America whether by aircraft, missiles, or space vehicles, through mutual support arrangements with other commands. Aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States. The May 2006 NORAD Agreement renewal added a maritime warning mission, which entails a shared awareness and understanding of the activities conducted in U.S. and Canadian maritime approaches, maritime areas and inland waterways." The military does not fool around, sonny! "PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colo. –The North American Aerospace Defense Command's NORAD Tracks Santa program had a record year for 2009 culminating in the early morning hours of Christmas day." "More than 13 million visitors from 231 countries also tracked Santa on the Web site at www.noradsanta.org. The site, which featured both an interactive map and the Google Earth map, offered photos, videos and family-friendly games for visitors throughout the month of December." http://www.norad.mil... I anticipatively await my opponent's response in the speedily approaching round that lays before us!