TROLL DEBATE: Jesus Christ Cannot Possibly be Omnipotent

Jesus Was AsianJesus was born in Judea which is in Asia and as everyone knows Asian are OP because they can do everything including: Accounting and Finance Archaeology Biodiversity, Animal Health and Comparative Medicine Business Cancer Sciences Cardiovascular and Medical Sciences Celtic and Gaelic Central and East European Studies [including: Baltic, Estonian, Hungarian, Lithuanian, Russian, Soviet Studies] Chemistry Classics Comparative Literature Computing Science Dentistry Economic and Social History [including: Global Economy] Economics [including: Development Studies, Financial Economics] Education [including: Adult Education, Community Development, Drug and Alcohol Studies, Organisational Leadership, Teaching] Engineering [including: Aerospace Engineering, Biomedical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electronics and Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Software Engineering] English Language English Literature [including: Creative Writing] French Geographical and Earth Sciences [including: Geomatics] German Health and Wellbeing Hispanic Studies [including: Spanish] History History of Art [including: Textiles] Infection, Immunity and Inflammation Information Studies (HATII) [including: Arts & Media Informatics, Computer Forensics & E-Discovery, Information Management & Preservation, Museum Studies] Italian Law [including: Intellectual property, Legal Practice] Life Sciences Management [including: Entrepreneurship, International Business, Leadership, Marketing] Mathematics Medicine Molecular, Cell and Systems Biology Music Neuroscience and Psychology Nursing and Health Care Philosophy Physics and Astronomy Politics [including: Chinese Studies, Human Rights, International Relations] Psychology Russian Scottish Literature Sociology [including: Criminology, Global Health, Global Security] Statistics Theatre, Film and Television Studies [including: Cultural Policy, Drama, Dramaturgy, Journalism, Media Management, Performance Studies, Playwriting] Theology and Religious Studies Urban Studies [including: Housing Studies, Planning, Public Policy, Real Estate, Regeneration, Social Policy] Veterinary Medicine Aquatics Archery Automobile Racing Badminton Base Jumping Baseball Basketball Beach Volleyball Biathlon Bobsleigh Bocce Ball Body Building Boomerang Bowling Boxing Bull Fighting Camping Canoeing Caving Cheerleading Chess Classical Dance Cricket Cross Country Running Cross Country Skiing Curling Cycling Darts Decathlon Diving Dog Sledding Dog Training Down Hill Skiing Equestrianism Falconry Fencing Figure Skating Fishing Flag Football Foosball Football Fox Hunting Golf Gymnastics Hand Ball Hang Gliding High Jump Hiking Hockey Horseshoes Hot Air Ballooning Hunting Ice Skating Inline Skating Jai Alai Judo Karate Kayaking Knee Boarding Lacrosse Land Sailing Log Rolling Long Jump Luge Modern Dance Modern Pentathlon Motorcycle Racing Mountain Biking Mountaineering Netball Paint Ball Para Gliding Parachuting Petanque Pool Playing Power Walking Quad Biking Racquetball Remote Control Boating River Rafting Rock Climbing Rodeo Riding Roller Skating Rowing Rugby Sailing Scuba Diving Shooting Shot Put Shuffleboard Skateboarding Skeet Shooting Snooker Snow Biking Snow Boarding Snow Shoeing Snow Sledding Soccer Sombo Speed Skating Sport Fishing Sport Guide Sprint Running Squash Stunt Plane Flying Sumo Wrestling Surfing Swimming Synchronized Swimming Table Tennis Taekwondo Tchoukball Tennis Track and Field Trampolining Triathlon Tug of War Volleyball Water Polo Water Skiing Weight Lifting Wheelchair Basketball White Water Rafting Wind Surfing Wrestling Wushu Yachting Yoga http://www.youtube.com...Jesus ate potatoesIf you split Omnipotent to make omni and potent, potent begins with a P like potato and Jesus ate potatoes which means that Jesus is Omnipotent Jesus controls the NSA Jesus owns the NSA and the NSA control everything using a pyramid scheme which means that Jesus controls the world because through the NSA he can do anything, anything.