Surviving a Zombie APOCALYPSE

------------1:30---------- Me and my faithful companion now have all of the bare necessities to survive, food, weapons, and a car. .. . however this isn't quite good enough. As we drive down the road enjoying our beer (yes we drink and drive), we notice a deserted police barricade. Among these police cars there are also occasional Army . Some poor souls must have attempted to survive the night by gathering together, however they were evidently overrun by the zombies. We quickly scavenge the site. Finding 2 M9s and a number of grenades, 50 to be exact. Ammunition for our m9s is in high supply because of a M-977 HEMT Tactical Truck (and a crate of grenades was found in the truck). We take 4 pairs of tactical night vision goggles from the truck. Unfortunately we find that the truck's wheels went flat due to a misfired bullet so taking it is out of the question. As we continued to drive however we see what appears to have been the result of a last ditch effort for some of the people to escape. Again! we are in luck, a military humvee (or HMMWV) is deserted and appears to be in working order. I come to learn that my friend is in the army and just recently arrived back from Iraq. One of the parts of his daily routine was to check that the humvees were in working condition and functioned properly. We top off the gas tank with our gas buckets, then proceed to swap our supplies into this new humvee. (the reason the people died was because the humvee was out of gas and judging from the tracks it would appear that they attempted to run from the zombies). --------3:00----------------- We realize that perhaps our M1114 UAH (see image here *) is the best place to survive for the night. So we drive to a gas station, fill up again, and set out in search of another survivor. Since theres two of us we manage to find one in 1.5 hours, and then find another in 1 hour (since theres three of us). ----------5:30--------- We stop at the local police station outfit our new friends with two more shotguns and a number of Kevlar vests (four to be exact). We then drive to sunrise ATVs. ---------6:00--------- Upon arriving we grab 4 razor full face helmets and 4 neck protectors. We also grab four walkie talkies and a GPS. We walk over to the nearby gas station, have a drink and then stock up our car with ALL of their thirst-quenching beverages (i.e water, Gatorade, ice teas) We also grab 8 five-hour energies so that we won't fall asleep. ------------6:30---------- We are completely outfitted. . . . .this is an overview of our items. Vehicle: - M1114 UAH - GPS - M249 5.56mm SAW (mounted gun) - See more specs and picture here: http://www.militaryfactory.com... Joe: - Helmet - Kevlar - M9 -weapon- - 5 fragmentation grenades - 5 flash bang grenades - SX3 Winchester shotgun -weapon- - Pair of Storm boots (raided from destroyed convoy) - machete -weapon- - Walkie Talkie - Neck protector Jake: - standard police issue shotgun -weapon- - M9 (he grabbed this and two clips of ammunition from the police station, I did not know at the time) -weapon- - Neck protector - Walkie Talkie - Kevlar - helmet James: - standard police issue shotgun -weapon- - helmet - Kevlar - sledge hammer -weapon- - Walkie Talkie - Neck Protector Me: - SX AR Rifle (with bi pod) -weapon- - Storm boots - 10 flash bang grenades - 10 fragmentation grenades - Kevlar - Helmet - Machete -weapon- - Neck protector - Walkie Talkie Everyone - food - water - energy drinks - ammunitions (shotguns have 200 rounds each) (Rifle has 500 rounds) (the M249 has a 300 round "box mag" with five extra to spare) - flashlights - night vision goggles ----------------6:30------------------ we begin our drive to Assateague, famous for its wild ponies, but that is besides the point. This island has only two bridges connecting it to the mainland. This is a perfect spot for four people to survive, pony meat is everywhere! We enter the island across the beach access road, using ten of our grenades, we detonate the bridge (after we cross of course). We drive up the beach access road and arive at the end of it. --------------it is now 9:00 ---------------- Zombie apocalypse, the anger of God Almighty has descended upon us and the dead climb from their graves in an attempt to steal the very souls of the living. We must survive, as the human race always has. We must weather these difficult times, and I have the perfect plan (and a lot of luck). final note: I would ask my opponent to outline exactly what items he has, that way there is no mistaking or forgetting. Thanks