Irrational debate of many layers (Experimental debate)

Very impressive, multidimensional argument, Pro. But it is good that you have brought Dubstep Cat into the debate, for with her lie crucial elements that have thus far been overlooked.Arguments1. Dubstep PowerAs can be witnessed in the linked video, Dubstep Cat has the godly power to create dubstep out of thin air.[1] With a mere swipe of her paws, sweet waves of electronic bliss reverberate through the cosmos. She weaves the bright synths and aural pads like string from a ball of yarn, and then drops the bass as easily as she drops a dead mau5.The properties and potential of dubstep are still being researched, but a couple aspects have been obvious from the beginning. First, dubstep can sustain life indefinitely, possibly for eternity. Second, and more frightening, powerful dubstep can shatter dimensions. In the right (or wrong) hands (or paws), dubstep can be used to heal, or it can be used to disintegrate entire sections of the multiverse.2. Cats are Ancient Enemies of the JewsSince time immemorial, cats have been at war with the forces behind Jesus. The Egyptians were inspired by their cat gods to enslave Israel. Cat familiars protected and empowered witches. Nyan Cat created a viral, mesmerizing loop of subliminal anti-Semitic messages. These are just a few well-known examples of the ancient feline war on the Jews.Knowing the power of dubstep, and knowing the hatred cats hold for Jesus, we realize that if an intruder from another dimension had attempted to aid Jesus in our own dimension by bringing him microwave technology, Dubstep Cat would have stopped that nonsense with a swipe of her paws. She has been around for quite a long time, not even needing to use more than one of her nine lives thanks to the sustaining powers of the dubstep she commands. She was most definitely alive in the time of Jesus, and you can bet the cat world was keeping a close eye on developments in the Middle East. Arnold Sailormoonegger would have never had a chance. Dubstep Cat would have dropped a mean bass on his dimension, fracturing it and unraveling Sailor Arnold's very existence.3. The Puppet MasterThe following revelation may be disturbing. Reader discretion is advised.Watching Dubstep Cat work her magic is wonderful, terrible, and overwhelming to the senses. The power emanating from her paws is so enthralling, in fact, that most viewers probably do not notice a small, frightening detail. If you watch a high definition version of the linked video, and look very closely, at times you can see a mysterious, faceless figure manipulating Dubstep Cat's arms. I know to some this may seem like ridiculous conspiracy theory, and others may call it blasphemy, but it is true nonetheless. The implications are truly terrifying.Are Dubstep Cat's actions alone being manipulated by the puppeteer, or is her power itself granted by him? Is she a willing vessel, a helpless prisoner, or an unwitting victim? We do not know. What we do know is that this puppet master is extremely powerful. Is he Jehovah God? Of course not. George Michael has already proven that Jehovah does not exist in this dimension. Therefore, it can be deduced that the puppet master is an unknown deity that is calling the shots and pulling the strings of our universe. He is using the cats to accomplish his goals, but is likely also the power behind other mysterious forces, such as the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the female orgasm.This deity presently allows Christianity to flourish because the Christianity we see in our world today is actually an amalgamation of the practices and traditions of myriad other religions. It is not the pure, Jewish Christianity that Arnold Sailormoonegger has attempted to proselytize across the multiverse, and which Jesus would have established had he been given the technology of the microwave. The puppeteer god used Dubstep Cat's power to keep meddling time travelers out of our universe, and to ensure that any real Christianity died along with Jesus.ConclusionIn conclusion, we see that Jesus could not have microwaved anything because he did not have the power or technology. The puppet master god used the mighty power of Dubstep Cat's dubstep to keep Jesus isolated from crossdimensional allies.If Pro is to stand any chance at winning this debate, he should carefully consult the following: http://www.lingscars.com...---------------------[1](Video on right)http://www.youtube.com...