The Hokey Pokey is What its All About

1) The Law of Series"If coincidence does not exist in the sense that most people perceive it to be, then the lyrics to the song "Hokey Pokey" must not be a coincidence, and must in fact be metaphysically meaningful in some way...."Coincidence as we all know is a very debated topic in the scientific community, with many scientists chalking up miraculous occurrences to events that took place simply by chance, and others suggesting that its a much deeper science than that. One scientist in this article i have chosen to quote, who goes by the last name of Beitman, suggests that "dismissing coincidence as a matter of chance assumes that coincidences are inherently meaningless or insignificant. Without supporting evidence, this assumption is hardly scientific....” He then recognized the difficulty in scientifically proving coincidences are anything more than chance....http://www.theepochtimes.com...If it truly is coincidence that the lyrics to the sign came out the way they did, or even if there is a deeper meaning behind the organization of those words, is in the end irrelevent though, because the plain meaning of the words when put into proper context includes the phrase 'and you turn yourself around' right in between 'do the Hokey Pokey' and 'That's what its all about'. If coincidence is the case, then its a coincidence that doing the Hokey Pokey is included in the lyric in the first place, whereas if its not coincidence and that there is indeed a deeper meaning and science to the song as Beitman would argue that there is, then 'turning yourself around' is placed in the lyric for a legitimate reason, which means that 'Doing the Hokey Pokey' can only be what PART of it's all about, if anything at all. 2) Collective consciousness"Considering the lyrics of the hokey pokey must then be linked with such a collective consciousness must mean that human beings somehow unconsciously know why the hokey pokey is the meaning of what its all about."It could be equally valid to conclude that the collective consciousness of all people merely allows all people to unconsciously know THE LYRICS to the Hokey Pokey, not necessarily the meaning behind the words themselves or the true meaning of the song.... In 2008 a study im pretending that is real was carried out where 100 men at the mall were shown pictures of other men looking bored at the mall because their girlfriends dragged them to the mall to shop, leaving the men bored out of their minds.... All 100 men who were shown the pictures felt empathy for the men in the pictures because they consciously or unconsciously knew the pain and suffering those men in the pictures were facing, being able to relate to them on a personal level.... When asked to evaluate what the men in the pictures were THINKING about though, rather then just note the experience they were going through, the 100 male responders gave a variety of answers/guesses, ranging from 'The man is sad because he is missing the football game on TV right now' to 'The man is sad because he thinks he is dating the wrong twin', with some answers even being 'The man is sad because his in-laws will be in town soon and precious alone time is being wasted by being at the mall'....This study indicates that while collective consciousness is a reasonable but debated concept, the amount of information that people could gather from collective consciousness is very basic, meaning it is implausible to argue that people simply KNOW that the Hokey Pokey is what its all about based on this science. It can only be argued that people know the LYRICS to the Hokey Pokey, but nothing more. Furthermore If there was a collective conscious that the "Hokey Pokey" was what it is all about, then why is it that different cultures have different translations of what exactly it is that its all about. The UK knows the song as 'The Hokey Cokey'In New Zealand its known as 'The Hokey Tokey"In the Phillippines its known as 'The Boogie Boogie'In Denmark its sung as 'The Boogie Woogie'https://en.wikipedia.org...The collective consciousness knowing that the Hokey pokey is what its all about is therefore invalidated by the fact that cultures cannot even agree on what it is that it is all about!3) Greko-Philosophical standpoint vs Einsteinian-Relativity standpoint on 'The Hokey Pokey'In Ancient Greece, the Philosopher Aristotle came to the Metaphysical conclusion that "The whole is MORE than the sum of its parts' in that outside of a case in mathematics, machines or concepts that serve a purpose or service to humanity are on a whole worth more to society than all of the things that actually puts together the machine or concept in the first place. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...Albert Einstein though later offered a contention that the Sum was NOT greater than all of its parts, and that from a physics and relativity standpoints, the sum is in fact LESS than all of its parts due to concepts of decay and binding energy... http://www.einstein-online.info...The debate about whether the Hokey Pokey is or isnt what its all about derives to a standoff between both sides depending on whether they accept the Greko-classical argument or the Einstein-modern argument on the matter. If we accept the latter, than the Hokey Pokey is NOT what its all about, and that infact, it is even less than putting ones body parts in, putting ones body parts out, and shaking ones body parts all about. Accepting the Greko-classical argument favors that the Hokey Pokey is what its all about, but conflicts with existing and testable evidence indicating otherwise4) Meaning"The only way to refute the hokey pokey is to say that we can know precisely what this dance means, but alas, we may never know what it means"The dance means exactly what it is perceived to mean based on the plain reading of the lyrics though, which read off like cooking instructions.... Putting one's left hand 'in', for example, implies sticking a persons hand inside or towards a pre-determined and pre-agreed upon zone or location by the people who are participating in the song.... Then to put one's left hand 'out' is an instruction to then remove the persons hand from inside or towards the pre-agreed upon location, and instead point it at an inverse, opposite direction or location away from the pre-determined zone, often located at the center of the group that has gathered to perform the dance...... Finally, to put one's left hand in and shake it all about' is to simply repeat what the first step of the song entails, with the added condition of then shaking it around wildly in a timely matter in accordance to the lyrics of the song.... These steps are then repeated with other body parts until the song concludes. Since the Hokey Pokey can be explained and defined, by your own admission now the Hokey Pokey can be 'refuted', meaning it can be concluded that it is NOT 'what its all about'"Sisyphus - doing something completely rediculous and possibly even meaningless repeatedly"Like spelling 'Ridiculous' with an 'E' instead of an 'I' right? Jkjk ;D