TTT: Smoking is Overall, Cool.

My opponent is being preposterous! Jesus was way more cool than hot! Did he even listen to the song? Jesus was way cool. People followed him around because he rose from the dead and stuff. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. My opponent actually made a pretty common mistake here. The gold outlining isn't a hot orange glow. It's a halo....Just kidding! It is actually a protective golden barricade. You see, because people were so jealous of Jesus, because he was so cool, they often tried to shoot arrows at him. His apostles laid out golden barricades in order to go on with their normal lives without having to dodge arrows all the time. Here is another example. See? And look at the apostles who don't have the special protection. They are ducking behind the table to aviod harm. This point by my opponent is clearly stricken down. My opponent also misunderstood this picture. The light/radiation is not coming from Jesus, but from God. We all know that Jesus' dad is a pretty cool guy as well, and he is doing his best to look out for his son. Jesus is so cool that God is shining light and heat down on him in an effort to keep him warm. Unfortunately, Jesus is just too cool to keep warm. (Is this proof that God isn't omnipotent? Yes, I think it may be!)I will also now address the movies. 1. That kid doesn't smoke? Are you kidding me? Just look at him... He just finished smoking a huge joint, and now he is laying down on the grass, baked harder than a holiday chicken. 2. My oponent's point about the Godfather Cat is interesting and creative, but completely untrue. Smoking doesn't impede your ability to accomplish tasks, it heightens it. Pretty much everyone in the mafia, cat or human, smokes. Take Al Capone for example. He got things done, we all know that. He also smoked! Woah. Now look at the three ring leaders of the cat mafia. Two of them are smoking in the picture, and the other one probably prefers weed and doesn't live in Colorado. Too bad for him. However, the picture still proves my point. Aside from just mafia members, anyone who has to get a lot of stuff done smokes. Like this guy. I'm not sure exactly who this is, but doesn't he just look like a busybody? I would imagine his day is filled with all sorts of interesting stuff to do. 3. Oh come on! I know this is a troll debate, but let's not be silly! The only reasonable assumption to make would be that she is holding the cigarette because it is in use. My opponent is a bit hasty here in trying to force me to give up a point. This I will not do. The reason that Tom Hanks ruined Mr. Banks is because he is a creepy shape-shifter, which is abominable! (did you see the lizard pic?) He is also evil. Look at this evidence: Oh my god! Is that Thett? Tom Hanks just drugged Thett! Who knows what terrible things he is going to do to him! I don't even want to imagine. What an evil, evil man.(I read opponent's source and totally don't get the joke. If you don't mind 9space, make it a little more clear and I will rebute it next round.) My opponents point on Morgan Freeman and his "ad" is pure poppycock! It is "science fiction" if you will. See this? Look at all that smoke! What do you suppose caused that smoke? A fire? A huge dragon landing on the dusty ground? No. It was Morgan Freeman smoking that boss cigar you see in that picture. Oh yeah, he smokes.So what have I produced to support my claim?-textual support from both Jesus and Albert Einstein in my source-picture and video evidence proving Jesus to be cool -explanations for all of the movies-proof of mafia members smoking and getting things done-picture evidence showing Thett being drugged by Tom Hanks-evidence of Morgan Freeman smoking The Res is affirmed.