Ultimate Team War III

http://www.youtube.com... "Magneto's forcefields cannot stop anything..." Yugi has separated the battle so that Wonder Woman and Superman can't get to Magneto. The Borg Cube, meanwhile, is stopped by Kuriboh, until Yugi uses Brain Control to take over the Borg Queen, and Magneto can keep Durandal out of any part of the Borg Cube he wishes, so Yugi can sacrifice the entire Borg Collective to the Winged Dragon of Ra, eliminating them. So, none of them can eliminate Magneto. "Ha ha, very clever. But Magneto is already dead!" Wrong. See above. "This is an argument from incredulity..." If Yugi were to start listening to Durandal, he could first summon the Dark Sage, a thousand-year-old wizard, to consult. The Dark Sage obviously would not be fooled, as he is a Sage, and Yugi would rather listen to the Dark Sage than Durandal. He could also use the Eye of Truth, which "knows all, see's all," to know Durandal's true intentions. "-Superman would easily do away with Dark Magician..." Well, in a 1-on-1 fight, the Dark Magician can use Dark Magic Attack if Superman dared to come near. Superman isn't resistant to magic. "Yes. Ever heard of a supernova? Is my opponent proposing that Ganondorf is undefeatable? Remember that Superman can steal that sword from Link with his super-speed (or by killing Link)." Ganondorf doesn't have supernovas. In Flamin' Head mode, Ganondorf isn't defeatable by sword. He was actually forced out of this mode by the Fused Shadow. However, if Ganondorf locks Superman in a battle against Ganondorf, Superman wouldn't really be able to do anything about it. "Superman flies to a safe distance and then shoots Obelisk with his heat rays..." That's not how it works in Duel Monsters. Superman's heat rays would have to be more powerful than Obelisk's defense, period. With Horn of the Unicorn, it's now 4700. How far can his heat rays go? Yugi plays Makiu, the Magical Mist, which can put out your heat ray. "Only 5 monsters can be in play at a time [2]." My YouTube video (2:40) begs to differ. "Superman doesn't attack them..." Kuribohs explode upon contact. This explosive force repels Superman backwards, and by the time he tries again, another one replaces it. "-Superman can kill Link while he's transforming..." Ganondorf could stall Superman with a barrier while Link transforms. He could also stall Superman with a cutscene in which Superman must stand and watch as the two of them transform. Link also can protect himself with his shield, which is impervious to projectiles and fire. "-Besides the fact that it's illegal..." Then I'll just stick with the cutscene strategy. "-This breaks rule 2..." Bah. Cutscene. "Superman flies faster than Magneto can move objects, so this won't work." Can Superman pull metal with more power than Magneto's magnetic field? Link can also use his Iron Boots, which are very susceptible to magnetic pulls. "That's why either another member of Team Pro occupies Metallo..." Well, Metallo can guard Link and Ganondorf from Superman, and Wonder Woman has been disabled, and could be eliminated by either Link or Ganondorf. This leaves Cable, but he's still trying to deal with being pulled apart by magnetic fields. "Superman cannot be weakened if he cannot be caught..." Well, while Superman's away, he can't exactly attack anybody. "Which is why I kill him first." And yet, you've never managed to get this to work. "The Borg Cube can move at warp 21..." The Shadow Realm presents a boundary that can't be escaped without defeating Yugi, so you don't have enough space to escape the black hole. He only used enough Shadow Realm to cover himself, Magneto, and the Cube. "Then Durandal does it, since Durandal (or a part of Durandal) is in the Borg Cube and part of the Collective." Magneto can use his magnetic powers to keep Durandal from accessing whatever parts of the Borg Cube he wants, which includes the Borg Queen. "They'll start early." Well, how do they get the Queen into the new cube? Magneto has power over her with his magnets. "Durandal can copy himself." Then Magneto will erase Durandal from every piece of the Borg Cube. "When Durandal is part of the Borg Cube, he is also part of the Collective..." However, Magneto can stop him, easy. "He is not a Borg drone, but his mind is part of the Collective mind." The the entire Collective mind is prone to being erased by a magnet. How fun. Computer programs can't resist magnets. "But while he's doing that, the Cube will be repairing itself..." Magneto still isn't dead. The rest of Team PRO is not in the Shadow Realm, so they can't do anything about it. "Forcefields are not indestructible..." Well, then, I'll have Ganondorf and Link stall everybody outside of the Shadow Realm with a nice long cutscene until they're done with the Borg Cube and Durandal. "-Superman can use long-range attacks..." I'm going to stick with the cutscene. "-Isn't the Shadow Realm a pretty big place?..." Kuribohs. Ganondorf's barriers are more closed-in than the Shadow Realm, so I'll use him. "That would take a long time and a lot of concentration, allowing Magneto or Metallo to be killed." They're in separate dimensions. "My opponent has just given me an idea..." However, Link has the disc, because of Collected Power. Anyways, new plan: Yugi uses Collected Power to transfer Wonder Woman's equipment to Link, and then shrouds himself, Magneto, and the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm. Yugi uses Brain Control to take over the mind that the Borg Queen, Durandal, and the entire Borg Collective supposedly share, and tributes the Borg Queen, Durandal, and all of the Borgs to add their power to the Winged Dragon of Ra. Magneto rips the Borg Cube into pieces. DURANDAL and BORG QUEEN ELIMINATED. Ganondorf and Link stall everybody else with an epic cutscene in which Ganondorf uses a huge string of insults against Link, so nothing really happens for a few hours until Yugi and Magneto return. Or, Ganondorf challenges Link and Metallo to an insult contest, and he accepts. Ganondorf creates a barrier similar to the one he used against Link in the epic climax of Twilight Princess. The rest of Team PRO cannot interfere until Ganondorf pulls off the final put-down, which doesn't happen until Yugi and Magneto return. Yay, stalling! Yugi and Magneto return from the Shadow Realm. Yugi uses Change of Heart to take control of Cable, which affects his heart, rather than his brain. Cable is then sacrificed to the Winged Dragon of Ra. Or, if that doesn't work, Magneto rips Cable apart. CABLE ELIMINATED. Yugi plays Regulation of Tribe, so all superheroes can't attack as long as he continues to sacrifice Kuriboh. Link and Ganondorf enter their powered-up forms, and eliminate Wonder Woman with the help of the Dark Magician and the Winged Dragon of Ra. WONDER WOMAN ELIMINATED Ganondorf uses his barrier powers to trap Superman, wherever he is, until Magneto brings Metallo to him. Superman is weakened by the Kryptonite, and can't escape. He eventually dies of overexposure. SUPERMAN ELIMINATED. ALL OF TEAM PRO ELIMINATED. VICTORY GOES TO TEAM CON.