Semen should be bottled and sold as a teeth whitener.

I thank the minion of Satan for his response.My opponent stated, "Sorry for my weak cases here, I will expand on them later," so I will allow him to enhance his rebuttals in this round and I will respond to them in the subsequent round. <3 you cheesedingo!!!1) It is disgusting. "Who in their right mind puts sperm in their mouth because they think it will clean their teeth? You are diliberately putting sperm in your mouth! Whats next, putting sh*t in our pits to use as deoderant? This is absolutely disgusting."Firstly, I find this contention very offensive, because I use my own semen to clean my teeth, personally. I am also in my "right mind" (the creative hemisphere of the brain). I like to paint water lillies while whitening my teeth. Sh*t AKA human fecal matter is not a good deoderant, because of its pungent odor of dead and living bacteria's excretions. However, it is good for digestion as a good percentage is fiber. Second, semen is not disgusting. It is a wonder of life itself, filled with energy, carbs, proteins, nutrients, micronutrients, sub-micronutrients, and infra-sub-micronutrients, ad infinitum. The taste varies contigent upon what the inseminator has ingested prior to ejaculation. The semen you have tasted must have originated from men who eat rotten shrimp covered in the vomit of members of biker gangs. If the ejaculator consumes pineapple prior to expulsion of man-goo, voila! you've got a veritable pina collada a la homo sapiens!Semen is so complex and dynamic of a taste that a book has been written that utilizes semen in all of its recipes. The book is called Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. Don't ask me what I was searching for when I came across that. lol "came" across that. Lick it up! --->http://www.goodreads.com...;This contention is entirely subjective and doesn't get at the true fundamentals behind delicious and non-delicious man yogurt. http://www.youtube.com...2) It will not clean teeth."This is because as defined by my opponent "a substance that bleaches the teeth and makes them appear whiter by burning through the outer layer of enamel with specialized chemicals common in the procedures of general and cosmetic dentistry".""Buring means acidic, and as I said, sperm is not an acid, but a base. So it will not burn through the outer layer of enamel."I've tried literally dozens of products to clean my teeth: hand sanitizer, soap, tooth paste, baking soda, crystal meth, packing peanuts, seagull ribosomic diclastiphoids, plasma-treatment, UV light, etc.. Nothing has worked but semen. The process is simple, the chemicals and micronutrients of the semen interact with tooth enamel binding to literally eat away at tooth stains (sperm are living creatures!). The "burning" which is bolded above is more of a gentle warming sensation that lets you know it's working. If you've ever used athletic balm or that warming KY lubricant, you know the satisfying feeling-feeling ;). Burning does not mean acid, but rather that a chemical reaction is taking place that has a product of heat. Furthermore, the use of semen in mouths increases the amount of saliva for the subsequent 12 hours, making the tooth protection last even longer.Conclusion: In conclusion, using sperm as mouthwash is gross and will not work. That is all. Two last final question: If semen didn't whiten teeth, why do 99.999% of all female porn stars have excellent smiles? Quite simply, they gargle masculine mayonaise.If using semen as mouthwash didn't whiten teeth, why do 4/5 tribal dentists recommend the treatment? Because, they are in tune with mother nature and her miracle cures! [NOTE: the 5th dentist was totally stoned on peyote buttons.Thanks!