Pizza is the best food ever!

This debate is a slam dunk for mwa. The final round my opponent finally admits pizza is loaded with calories and typically unhealthy while corn is a vegetable, since you can make whiskey with corn then you can literally get drunk drinking what amounts to a healthy V8 juice. You also need it to enjoy pizza, as it is in the crust of the Pizza, in the plastic bags Tony's Pizza comes in. It also is used to make the fuel that drives the pizza to your house. Besides corn being so versatile that it is used in everything you eat, and drink. .. .. I have also showed that it is actively stopping global warming, keeps Donald Trump's clothes neatly pressed, saves lives literally by creating Pennicilen. You can use it to turn some fat ugly chick into a ten. It makes glue, which you can get high by sniffing. Who get's high with Pizza? Nobody, That's right. My opponent has also dropped my arguent that Shrip is good because it is featured in Forrest Gump. I showed that eating to many antioxidants can kill you, here is some positive benefits pro mentions. "According to this article, antioxidants are very beneficial because they can prevent many cells in your body from coming in contact with illnesses/diseases" Yeah, that's silly. Your immune system only grows stronger when it is exposed to illness and disease. My opponent admits that people who eat pizza have weaker immune systems"I couldn't help but laugh when my opponent said that you can get all your food groups on a pizza that is topped with poop, anthrax, and chopped up bits of Justin Bieber. "Pro drops my poop argument that all his arguments could be applied to poop on pizza as well as pizza. "Vegans can eat pizza too if it doesn't have any toppings made from animals. "Vegans can also eat corn, or drink the whiskey it comes from, though they will probably pass on the whiskey, because they are all pvssies. "Pizza as a whole is not healthy because it contains lots of calories and the more toppings that are added to the pizza, the more calories there are but pizza can actually be a very healthy food because it contains two things that are very healthy for your body: cheese and tomato sauce. "Nope, cheese clogs you up, effecting how often you can poop, and frequent poops are the sign of a healthy body. In fact whiskey can actually decrease the amount of calories you take in. If you chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels after eating a pizza, you will throw it up and consume fewer calories total. Corn makes whiskey, and whiskey saves the day again. It saves you from getting fat, while also helping you to turn fat chicks into super models. "The most important reason why cheese is good for you is because it contains calcium. Calcium is very beneficial to your body because it makes your bones stronger. Stronger bones means less slouching, less back pain, and a more relaxed spine, which are all beneficial. "You can also get vitamin D by going into the sun and soaking it in, no need to suffer through your lactose intolerance. Also going outside instead of sitting in front of the computer all day will help your social life. "Tomatoes are healthy for a variety of reasons such as lower risk of prostate cancer (which is very harmful because it can lead to difficulty urinating and pain in the pelvis) and other cancers, decrease in skin damage, and better eyesight. "According to every study on the subject, frequent ejaculations can also prevent prostate cancer. This is something corn can help you with. Here comes our friend whiskey to lower your inhibitions, and make more women bangable, plus bonus, if you get them drunk they will also have less inhibitions and want to have sex with you. Getting fat eating pizza, makes frequent ejaculation that much harder. not only because you are less sexually appealing, but also because obesity is often a cause of erectile dysfunction. "You can't add toppings to corn and you can't add toppings to shrimp either because the toppings will just fall off. "Not true, flour can be made with corn, which can be used to make pizza, which can be topped. Also the corn flower makes taco shells, burrito rolls, donuts and oatmeal as well as a hundred other things that can be toppedConclusion: My opponent is trying to sell you on pizza because of variety, but I have shown corn to have more. He wants to sell it on health benefits, but corn saves lives eavery single day. He wants to sell pizza because of vegans, but vegans suck and corn is a vegan food. Stop global warming, save lives.