CHEESEDINGO1'S TROLL TOURNEY: Chickens are Superior To Humans

Ok, I agree to all of my opponent's terms, exept for the God one. We will not go into religion here, considering i put this into the "Politics" section, not the "religion" section. All other terms I agree with.Now, I will say how my points are relevent and how my opponents points contribute to me.My points:1) Alaska is a place of tortilla chips and polar bears. Chickens are the dominant Species, because they're smart enough to . Polar bears eat chickens, so chickens leave alaska alone. They are alergic to tortilla chips. 2) This is just to clarify in case my opponent go's off on the rabbit trail.3) Chickens are so far out of our league, they don't have a friendzone. Chickens think about nothing but eggs, laying eggs, omellettes, and the destruction of mankind. Chickens get it on with eachother and don't care about palygamy (for clarification, palygamy is the act of getting it on with many people while in a stable relationship). There is no such thing as a friendzone to them. They are so direct with their thoughts, they don't worry about these petty things, like relationships and sh*t like that (more on this later). This is why they are superior.Now, onto my opponents case.1) Already established, this is political, not religious (more on this later).2) Communism isn't as bad as the conservatives say. Chickens are communistic. FACT.They do not have to worry about politics and land and all that. The defenition of Communism is "A political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs." (www.googlechrome.com/dictionary) (By the way, this argument on Communism is why It is put in the politic section).You see? Chickens distribute their property amongst the coop. Everyone has a space. Each chicken is rewarded for having the most eggs. They do not worry about petty things such as money, but a place in government when they take over. But that would mean that only women chickens, AKA hens, would be leaders, since only females lay eggs. But, having women in government ISN'T BAD. http://www.debate.org...; (See the above debates and the reasoning by Imabench's arguments).3) Kansas, indeed, isn't flat. It says on geography maps that it is flat, but, THAT'S WHAT THE CHICKENS WANT YOU TO THINK. It is actually not. The chickens are smart enough to alter reality, and are smart enough to stay undetected by us humans for thousands of years. Us humans, on the other hand, just came out and pronounced ourselves the dominant species. Now, back to my argument on chickens not thinking about the petty things such as the friendzone. Us humans are a distracted race. We used to not be so. We used to be focus and get lots accomplished. (See my closing argument). Now, with iPhones, video games, drugs, and TV, we are a distracted race and lack the focus we once had that made us such a great race. Chickens, on the other hand, have remained focused and on task for thousands of years, secretly watching over us humans. Then, the first episode of "Jersey Shore" came about. The chickens were expecting something horrible to happen with the humans, but nothing like this. They knew that we had hit rock bottom, and that the chickens must come from the ashes of our once great reign. Now, they are secretly planning to overthrow us. But, the Mayans have already foresaw this.Conclusion: You see, the humans once focused enough to understand the power and capability of chickens. The chickens were great friends with the Mayans. They worked together to create the magnifacent structures and the calander that they created. But, the chickens foresaw that the humans would become far too corrupt in 2012. So, they've been secretly coming up with plans to overthrow us on December 21 of 2012. The humans all think it will be a massive earthquake, or a collection of natural disasters in an unnatural pattern with great power. But....... IT WAS THE DAY THE CHICKENS WILL TAKE OVER.Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.....Thank you.