The monotheistic God of the 3 major monotheistic religions should not be worshiped.

"It is trivial to refute this position through classical logic, given that there are a secret class of elite lizard rulers it is obvious that they would have the dreaded red headed step child on occasion. Like all such individuals they are a plague on their family and as noted : ... an individual or group of individuals who are outcasts, or are typically dealt the worst hand in society. 'I oughta beat you like a red headed stepchild. It is unfortunate but obvious that you are said red headed step child." I would first like to completely explain what the illuminati really are, and then I will refute the claim that I am a red headed stepchild. -The Illuminati are actually extra-dimensional prisoners from the inter-dimensional anarchist "council" (a council of delegates from every verse within the finite multiverse, a multiverse with a finite amount of verses that resides within the infinite multiverse). The inter-dimensional council governed all aspects of everything. It consisted of a "high" council, a "middle" council, a "low" council I used to be head of the inter-dimensional council, but that changed when the high council (kind of like the senate of today's U.S. congress) attempted a coup d'etat. I used to have the power of a god, and was the most "powerful" one of them all, but the higher council members had the support of thousands of low council members, while I only had 563 loyal members of the "middle" council. So, a war was waged for about 4.154865*10^357878465575 human years (2 "god" years, as they were called by my species. We have the longest avg. lifetime out of all the living species within the finite multiverse). In the end, I won the war, but I violated inter-dimensional law by accidentally destroying over 20,000 verses in the process. So, the "gods" of justice, the law, and judgment sentenced me to life in the "prison" sector of the infinite multiverse (A place where all known verses that have such horrible conditions that no being from the finite multiverse would want to live in it.) So, my "powers" were sealed, along with my body, mental capabilities, and parts of my memory. Also, my lifespan was shortened to the size of a humans'. I was then tossed into this verse, which is known as the 2nd degree prison verse (there are only 3 degrees of prison verses), and I was sealed within the body of a black-haired child with multiple personality disorder that currently resides in this planet (they choose random planets, and this was the one that was randomly picked). After I was sealed, the Illuminati discovered me and let me join their group. I soon learned about their plans for this world, but it conflicted with my desire for a system of anarchy, so I killed the head of the illuminati in the year 2000. After I killed him, I went into hiding, and am now plotting to destroy the illuminati. Unfortunately, his death ended up making things worse because of the replacement head, but at least it is better than what would have happened if the old head was still alive. So, here are some events that were caused by his death: -The election of president George W. Bush & vice-president Dick Cheney -The war in Iraq -The war in Afghanistan -The +13 trillion dollar debt -The war on terrorism -The Dar fur Genocide -The absence of intervention in the darfur genocide -The lowering of NASA's budget every other shitty, man-made event from 2000-present. And here are a list of things that would have happened if the old head was still alive: -The conquering of the whole middle-east -The genocide of all Muslims -The destruction of all communist countries -The destruction of all poor people in the U.S. -The genocide of all agnostics/atheists/anti-religious people. -World War III -A huge depression along with hyperinflation that would almost be as bad as Zimbabwe's hyperinflation. "There is a claim that dark matter particles can be observed by sufficient shielding of comic radiation, but the same can be said of Dark Jesus. If one was to immerse themselves in an isolation tank and remove all outside stimulus then the only thing that remains is the waves of love of Dark Jesus which can penetrate all known shielding. The only reason such experiments are not performed is the conspiracy of Evolutionauts who control mainstream journals." I would just like to say that Dark Jesus was the old head of the Illuminati, you know, the one I murdered... Also, Dark Jesus produces waves of ignorance, corruption, and hatred, not love; that's Light Jesus's wave. "But more to the point we need to talk about what religion has given us and quite frankly no matter what actions are undertaken by a handful of crazy people can ever over take the good that is the Catholic School Girl Uniform and beyond that who does not have found S&M memories of a few sexy nuns and rulers. Ok maybe the last bit is just me but no one would ever have wished to lose the first." You claim that there are only a handful of crazy religious people, but about 128,850,000 people are religious[1], and we all should know that religious people are indeed crazy, I mean even a psychologist's paper proves that it's true [2]. Also, most S&M fetishes (major or minor, it doesn't matter) consist of many variations of gags, skin-tight leather lingerie, blindfolds, smooth rope, collars and leashes, and many various fluids each with it's own set of properties focused on enhancing sexual pleasure, or at least mine does... "This is obviously trivially false, Newton was a theist, a very devout one and was one of the last great polymaths who contributed to almost every known aspect of science. There is nothing about religion which causes one to be closed minded, that again is just the aspect of being a nut." Yes, but Newton was actually insane, like most scientists, and also he was an alchemist who loved to play & drink mercury, so in some ways he was an ignorant fool, but he was still a brilliant scientist. So, I guess we can call him an insanely brilliant ignorant foolish scientist who was one of the last great polymaths who contributed to almost every known aspect of science. "Now of course people will immediately cry out that Newton is too old a reference and that more recent and "extreme" aspects of religion now dominate. But this is also false as Dexter is deeply religious and still has devoted his life to science and always in the name of good, and even inspite of Didi's constant aggravating interference never chooses the obvious solution to send her into a black hole." Seriously, you tried to bring in a cartoon, which is owned by Ted Turner, one of the Illuminati, as a plot to have science support religion, which is also run by the Illuminati. [1]: http://www.religioustolerance.org... [2]: http://books.google.com... (And yes, I did read the whole thing of source 2)