This years policy topic

Vote how you choose. I understand I am in the wrong environment for a real policy round Enjoy :-) 1. Buddha was a 500 pound crazy mo fo that did nothing but sit under a tree! He says that he is enlightened but that is totally bs! Would you vote for a jackhole that eats the whole towns food and just sits under a tree for a living? Absolutely not. The Buddha is the true representation of what seems like a good thing but really is not, he says hes enlightened, but really, he just has type 2 diabetes. Of course I am not the buddha, I keep myself in shape. Now idk what togamisan has been doing lately, but hopefully hes been keeping himself in shape too. But he says hes like Buddha. DOUBLE BIND TOGAMISAN!!! Either you are like the Buddha, and fat. Or you are not like the Buddha and I win the round!! Now let me explain why this is a double bind. If youre like the buddha and FAT then that means you take the environment and subjectivize it and mold it for YOUR OWN GOOD. This is horrible and links him into my kritik (trust me on this one, im winning it if this was real policy.. But eh). Oh no togamisan! You thought being Buddha was good, but this is horrible for the environment. If Buddha had his way, he would eat everything on the planet. That ensures extinction because that means you want to eat everyone too. Mold your mindset Togamisan!! Get rid of your inner Buddha! 2. Nope. I am the true enlightened one because I can see through your BS and look at the deeper issue. Being that the Buddha is fat. And that means extinction. And you drop my argument!!! Remember when I prayed? Oh man this is going to kill you. This proves I can mold a mindset because God told me I could when I prayed. If you would have addressed my prayer you would be safe in this part of the round, but you didnt. You dropped it. You cant come back and answer it later. I win because I have GOD on my side. And GOD is not a fat man that just sits under a tree, he works. "In the beginning...". A vote for the neg is a vote for Jesus! And against fat men that ensure extinction! 3. This is where you lose AGAIN togamisan. You dont know who the framers of the topic are, but I DO. They are a bunch of guys with no lives that sit at home thinking of topics for a living. Knowing this, they probably have a bad outlook on life. The only love they can get is found in a magazine for Christs sake. These people are SADIST. I actually conform to what they wanted the debate to look like. If one of those crazy old men read this round, I would definitely win because I tell the man to "talk to the hand". 4. The USA has committed the worst human rights violations of any country EVER. Who cares what they think. We have to START OVER and be CAVEMEN. Cavemen are the only ones that are in tune with good ol mother nature. I will not cover the rest because this debate is stupid. If any real policy kids are out there, you know to vote for me. I know I probably vote get any votes other than that, but eh. NEXT YEARS POLICY TOPIC IS OUT Resolved: The United States federal government should substantially increase social services for persons living in poverty in the United States. I think we should talk about that too. BUt not right now BACK TO THE DEBATE I win because the aff is just a fat man that wants to eat the world. Vote neg to save your life!