Rap Battles should be allowed on DDO

Aw, look it's Ronald McDonald at a children's party,Micky D's for the obese family of Zaradi,His ancestors were pestered with a lot of disease,They've seen more Diabetes than passed IB's*,They've spent years with heart failure begging for STDs,Too fat for even the lowest whore to tease or please.http://www.youtube.com...MC Z, is the 'Z' for zips?Because you need them between your fingertips,So you can't type anymore, can't pop your zits,You can't type so then I padlock your lips,And leave the key between a hot girl's hips,You think you have a chance with your man-tits?I f*cked your mother in the kitchen,Easy level, beginner's mission,Used that hoe, she's into submission,She was so loose, her body full of incisions,Abused and confused at her lifelong list of bad decisions,Then I got bored and walked off, no way did I pay,Your mother gagged up puke, she turned this sex god gay.But she said she wanted more of me, that I was way above okay,I asked her what her biggest regret was, she looked at me in dismayAnd then whispered a secret in my ear and begged me never to say,She told me that she has a special razor for her wrists on your birthday. The recipe for raps is a lot simpler than food:Ad hominem attacks that are brutally lewd,A rhythmic, rhyming series of crude,And mostly false, stupid assumptions,Overuse of single-syllable conjunctions,An avalanche of linguistic dysfunctions,And the cherry on the top; basing it all on presumption.Debating was designed for ideas and policies,[1]About civil disccusion against people from overseas,[2]About the rights of animals, human beings and trees,[3][4][5][6]Not to torment the opponent and make them beg 'please',As I'm doing to you right now, MC Z get in yo' knees.The Terms of Use give me lots of juice,To fuel the beast inside me that I just let loose,I'm standing here with a shotgun, you're a wing-clipped goose,I'm an elegant deer, you're just an ugly moose,I hope you comprehend what I'm saying,'Cause I really aint playing,You're agnostic so bet on God and go get praying,Sorry I'm busy, hold the line, listen to hymns as you're waitin',Oh dear, you've disrespected me, let me put you through to Satan.Understand that Term of Use specifically state,That we should not preach words of hate,Okay I'm paraphrasing, let's get do it word for word,I'll school this MC Z in ways he's neither seen nor heard,They say we shouldn't upload, copy, distribute or share,Any content here that can be found elsewhere,Any racial remark, or dissing someone's hair,Any remark at all that would incite hostile ambiance in the air...Pornographic remarks, are banned in absolution,Encourage breaking laws is considered mind pollution,The Terms of Use ban all the major themes of rap battles,Yet we still see babies like Zaradi and I shaking our baby rattle,Are we too dumb to read the rules? I surely hope not,Neither of us are fools, we've simply lost the plot,We're hungry and intoxicated for the power we have is not enough,We lust more domination, so we rap battle to look tough,We humiliate and antagonize,To crush someone's self esteem before an audience's eyes,We fill debating rounds with brutal insults, most of which are lies,This is not debating, to say so would be unwise.Rap battles are for angry sadists with nothing better to do,[7]The entire aim of it all is to cut your opponent's ego in two,Dissing mothers[8] saying you f*cked and kissed,Using jokes that objectify women[9] and are jingoist or racist,[10]Troll that motherf*cker until they get real pissed.Understand that in this land,If you plan to underhand.Any of the rules you will get banned,The admin's like a sun, and you're already tanned,Please comprehend,That this cancerous trend,Has to end because the rules weren't designed ot bend,If you shatter them, they're broken,No room for fun or jokin',I don't care how fun it is, DDO will sue you in the open.[11]So have fun and keep on rhymin',Work on flow and skillful timin',But do it on a site where rap's a fine thing,Please not here on DDO, the average IQ's been declining.*IB = International BaccaleureateTerms of Use: http://www.debate.org...Sources so dope call it coke on a beat:[1] https://cus.org...[2] http://www.schoolsdebate.com...[3] http://www.debate.org...[4] http://www.ru.idebate.org...[5] http://www.debate.org...[6] http://www.debate.org...[7] http://forum.bodybuilding.com...[8] http://uk.askmen.com...[9] http://psupopculture.wordpress.com...[10] http://uk.askmen.com...[11] http://www.debate.org...