Rap Battle

From the Hall of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, I can school your a$$ anywhere: From Africa to Hawaii. Take a step back DDO and I'm about to drop a Spirit Bomb, Smokin' Mikal just as bad as Cheech and Chong. I'm suprise he picked someone as low as me, He must be back on Henacy. I'm about to dropped his ELO. Like when Birdlandmemorials popped out and said, "Eyy YO!" They say here you're the king of rap, To me that don't mean crap. You're so pathetic, I'm a suggar daddy, too bad you's diabetic. I'm a Kansan boy out at the farmer's market. I've got a tractor, know just where to park it. Straight up your @$$, I'll take it and ram it. Then I'll laugh as I watch you quit. You think your King of the Game, Now that you've made the Hall of Fame. Look at the audience, You're about to be tamed. Here to bring me Fortune and fame. Teffehunden, German for Hell Hound, Watch your world burn down, Loved one's safe and sound, As you all drown. They say the most dangerous thing is a Marine with his M-16. You wish you were dangerous when you ran for prom queen, You wish you loved me like Billie Jean, Cause I'm the best thing you've ever seen. Ain't no one tell you to not to count you chicken before they hatch, Cause after this debate you'll wind up with an eye patch, You won't even see me swing this hatch, B*tch this is over, set match. Hell you think your so tough but you get beat by Chris, You think you got me beat, but you your sh*t ain't worth p*ss, Appartenly you never faced somebody from Kansas, I'm like the weather in Kansas, on fire, freezin', and by the end you'll be sayin' God help us, You think your sh*ts cool, B*tch it ain't even worth my stool, Man you ain't going no where and do the whole world a favor and drown yourself in a pool, Cause, man, you know this sh*ts a jewel. They say gingers have no souls, But you better watch out for them holes, Cause I kicked the devil's @$$ and now he ain't sh*t just like a mole, No one can stop me, just kill yourself, pills in a bowel. Jesus Christ, you won't rap a decent rhymne, This this is just going to be mine, B*tch you can't see this fine line, You know this is over your out of time. Look at all these things I take everyday, Feels like you're just going to fade away. I'm about to tan your hide. This pain will never subside. So many things, you cannot take, All these things will be adding weight,, So soon you'll break, All these things in your mind, Are causing you to go blind, Feels like you're loosing your soul? Because you're constantly falling down a rabbit hole. Loosing control, Breaking your skull. You can never escape your fate, Escape the hate. Time for me to wipe clean the slate. You'll never be able to get a mate. Let me show you your destiny, You're about to be schooled by the DDO Freemasonry. Time to plant the seed. For you to join our dausterous creed. In this world it's kill or die, And you think that your better than I? Back up before I bust a cap in your @$$ Forget it your @$$ is grass. Can't wait to see what you've got? Man, da fvck has God wrought? I'm sitting here waitin' for a strong insult, But you're just complaing bout the cult. see your running but your not going nowhere, Your going to get killed, stone, and burned by ta care bare, You see this is a skill to be drunk and to spit like this, Cause by the end it will be my @$$ that you kiss. You're trying all this for glory, But that sh*t won't fit this story, cause I'm running you over with your mom's god forsaken lorrie. Do I need to give you another history lession, Dorry? Listen, I don't know why you're here. You're such a fvcking quire. You don't even deserve to be debating a legand like me. I've got you seeing all fuzzy. When you're lest expecting it, boom! I dragg you down to hell. Then I lock you in cell. You see I've been to hell and back. I kicked the devils @$$ and Count Drac. The only thing you've done is sh*t on this site. I should do the whole world a favor and impale you on a pike. Your screeming, I don't wanna die. I'm just smiling and saying bye-bye. Why's the confused look on your face. You brought a knife to a gun fight with an ace. You're staring down the barrell. Death at the first bell toll. You just jealous of my style, Man I'm going to kick your @$$ just like Gyle. Yah I'd be pimpin' You's just be motherfvcking trippin', You'd be playin Monop, But you see I'm on top, Why's you trip? I'm blowin' your a$$ away with my Battleship. I'm the King of Debate.org, You are just the prostitues' cyborg. I'm the Lord and King of the world, You just being here makes your mom hurl. You say that not even one Percent of what you know, Well sh*t you know less than my ho. I crush my enemies by just being pure awesome, I'll strike you down like what Scar did to Mufasa. I think it's your turn so I'll be nice and let you go, I'll just stroll around on this site and Tro You being here is a fvcking joke. Just like Porky Pig said, "That's all Folks."