My opponent will probably win this debate.

I’m Gryephon! The shrewd debate god of total insanity! Fish tremble Laugh before me! BWHAhAHA! I promise you I will lose this debate, even if I have to shoot myself, then my opponent. | Constructive |My Rantings I just can’t stop ranting on how much I’m going to lose this debate. Its inevitable. I know I simply can’t do it any further. I might have to shoot me, or the other guy. Its complete madness I tell you. I’ll be stuck ranting through this entire debate. On and on and on I will go. Without stopping. Because its hopeless I tell you. HOPELESS! Idle Threats If my opponent dares try to lose… Then mark my words, I WILL FORFEIT A ROUND! BWAHAHAHHA! You hear me…. I WILL FORFEIT!! And I won’t attend your funeral, even though you send me wedding gifts. The Paradox Problem There is a problem if either him or me wins. Well think about it, for me to win this debate I would have to lose it. Because I’m saying he would win, so my case wins! But I lose. Vice versa if I win then I lose. It’s a Paradox! So you got a fallaciously logical problem here, because paradoxes can’t happen… Its not allowed in Logic. You don’t understand, if you vote in favor of one of us, this could undermine the very fabric of reality, perhaps shatter sanity itself, or geocentralize the earth! Which geocentry is still possible because there isn’t really any evidence to affirm that the universe does not have an edge, its assumed that its infinite. So theoretically if sanity falls, then people might start rewiring their assumptions of the universe. So to resolve this Dr. Who problem and not collapse the universe, I do say there is a viable solution. Simply give us a tie! It might actually work, humanity is depending on you to ensure that neither of us wins. Win & Lose = Paradox. Paradox = Not possible | [Solution=Tie, duh!] Cuss Everyone! Sorry folks, have trouble directly cussing… So just insert whatever abominable cuss word you wish in “Cuss”. I just simply don’t have the vile imagination to come up with these words. =( Cuss you! Cuss ME! Cuss EVERYONE! Cuss the prejudice voters on DDO! Cuss their stupid votes! Cuss your neighbor’s cat. Cuss your neighbors gay turtle… Well actually the jury is still out if turtles can be gay because it’s difficult to discern if their fighting or loving, anyway trivial topic… cuss you’re your you’re house. CUSS EVERYTHING ELSE>!>!>! Statistically it’s easier for him to win. Well everyone knows that 99% of all statistic are made up on the spot. It’s TRUE! Statistically speaking the starter of each debate has more chances of losing. And statistically speaking the person that speaks last is more likely to win. Why? Because when one person makes a case, it’s only convincing until the person who comes to examine it smashes it down. Then the person that got smashed down smashes the examiner through a rebuttal. And then on and on it goes till last one who smashes it down, and therefore the last smasher has it easier than the guy who isn’t last because he doesn’t have the final say. In a debate, he who knows the most wins the most. And when you got two people that are really good at debate, the one who does the final smash-down is likely to win. The chances for my opponent to win is far easier than mine. Because he will be the last to respond. So there does exist a rational reason why chances of him to win is likely. Mispsell words. Its true. I hvae bad spelling. oS make sure U velt in favor of me opponent’s spell’n… an gramma. My predictions usually are true I predict I will lose this debate. It’s hopeless! I’m using reverse psychology. Seriously, I’m using it. But what I’m curious about is that would reverse psyco wacko trump straight psychology? Even though I told you its reverse psychology, would you vote for me? I know the TEMPTATION! It drives you MAD! I have no idea why I started this debate. No seriously I don’t. It’s stupid. I’m telling a Lie! Did you know the earth isn’t really a sphere? No seriously, what gives the illusion of a sphere is the atmosphere. If you actually removed the atmosphere it would look like a giant asteroid, bent here and there a little. You can know this because of different elevation around the earth. And there are areas that are flat that actually might make it more look like a penta-sphere. Spherical Pentagon. So the flat earth society isn’t entirely inaccurate that the earth has edges… And modern science is wrong because it thinks it really is a sphere. And this is a complete lie, just felt like wasting your time so you wouldn’t vote for me. Oh the cleverness of my opponent’s opponent. | Closing Statement | For all these reasons... That I'm a liar, insane, misspellar, ranter, and threatner. I urge you to vote for my opponent. And I thank you all for wasting your time on this debate. As i'm a vampire sucking the life out of you'll, muahaha!