Resolved: The largest cause of violence in America is Cadbury Creme Egg deprivation during childhood

I applaud Pro for her well constructed argument. However, everything she told you is a lie. How do I know? Well, let me show you the decevery at the heart of the corrupt Cadbury organization.Let us start with exhibit one.Exhibit 1: What is the "creme?"Many state it is pure sugar. Some state that they don't know, but it just tastes good. These are appeals to ignorance. Instead, when we anyalize the contents of this "creme," we find a small dose of a chemical called "PX-41."This chemical turns purple when in sunlight for too long, which is probably why the Cadbury organization covers it with a chocolate shell. Here is a photograph of this chemical in a safety vial: This chemical is known to make animals mutate in certain doses. An example: Our researcher in this photo was never seen again after this rabbit was exposed to 15 mL of PX-41. These mutated animals become hyper-aggressive, attacking everything and everyone they can. For now, the only antidote we have discovered is old man piss (1).https://docs.google.com...From this, we can safely conclude that the underlying "flavor" is nothing other than PX-41, a highly unstable and dangerous chemical.Exhibit 2: PX-41's effects on humansIn an isolated experiment conducted in the depths of the Cadbury organization's laboratory, leaked by Snowden, the effects of PX-41 were tested on small, strangely-cylindrically shaped children (2). The results were terrifying. https://docs.google.com...As you can tell by this photograph, the children's appearance was drastically altered. Their teeth began to push out of their jaws, their arms grew to drastic proportions and their elbows praticaly disappeared. There are more differences, but those are the ones I'll point out for now. Remember, the chemical that caused these children to mutate is present in every single Cadbury creme egg! That means the more Cadbury creme eggs (CCE's) that the child eats, the stronger the dose of PX-41. If we are to follow Pro's plan and give more CCE's to each child, we would increase the dose of this mutation serum in our own children, and the corrupt Cadbury organization would ultimately control us all.Conclusion:Thus, we can flip Pro's case on it's head.P1) Child maltreatment causes violence.I agree with this premise.P2) CCE deprivation is a form of child maltreatment.False. CCE's that are given to kids will turn them in to psychopathic killers (see above), and therefore, is a form of child maltreatment.C) CCE deprivation during childhood causes violence.Quite the opposite. As we have seen, children are probably the most succeptable to this chemical, and thus, would become killers. As killing is violence, we can essentially flip this entire conclusion on its head.We are then left with the only valid syllogism we can come to:P1) Every CCE contains PX-41.P2) PX-41 turns children into mutated killers.C) Therefore, CCE's turn children into mutated killers.Do not believe their lies. Fight back against the Cadbury organization. It is time to wake up.#nocadburyformeplzI turn the argument to Pro.Sources:(1) www.iamgru.com(2) www.cadburrypx41exp.com/snowden