My pokemon team is better than yours

I'll list my full team this round so you have a chance to 'rebutt' it in the next round, just so that this has some semblance of an actual debate. Drapion @ Air Balloon Ability: Battle Armor EVs: 252 HP / 126 Def / 6 Spd Impish Nature - Toxic Spikes - Knock Off - Whirlwind - Screech Same as before, but I switched Protect for Screech to cripple/force switches. Blaziken @ Focus Sash Ability: Speed Boost EVs: 6 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature - Protect - Swords Dance - Baton Pass - Fire Punch Same as before. Vaporeon @ Leftovers Ability: Water Absorb EVs: 252 HP / 6 Def / 252 SDef Calm Nature - Protect - Aqua Ring - Scald - Baton Pass Vaporeon is a special wall, but with a few Iron Defense boosts from Mawile it can serve as a physical wall as well. Water absorb allows free switches on water type moves, and its special bulk allows free switches on almost any special move, even some super-effectives. Gliscor @ Toxic Orb Ability: Poison Heal EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 6 Spd Impish Nature - Protect - Earthquake - Double Team - Baton Pass Gliscor is a repectable physical wall that I use to bait ice type moves so I can switch to Vaporeon or Mawile. I use Double Team because I don't really need another Swords Dance user or more speed from Agility. I understand that many people feel that evasion boosting is a cheap strategy, but it's the best option for that moveslot(I have considered Substitute, but infinite stall isn't very useful with all the poison, steel, and flying types immune to my Toxic Spikes). Swords Dance STAB Earthquake is respectable, and it helps beat Taunt. It's Electric and Ground immunities allow for free switches. Mawile-Mega @ Mawilite Ability: Intimidate Mega Ability: Huge Power EVs: 6 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def Adamant Nature - Sucker Punch - Play Rough - Iron Defense - Baton Pass My physical sweeper. It's speed is bad, but it can outspeed almost anything with a 3 stage boost from Blazekin. It also runs Sucker Punch just in case Blazekin fails. It has Iron Defense so that I can predict Protect or Detect and not waste PP from Play Rough. The only reason I pass this to another pokemon is if it gets burned, usually from a Prankster-booster Will o'Wisp. Its Dragon and Poison immunities allow for many free switches. Espeon @ TwistedSpoon Ability: Magic Bounce EVs: 6 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature - Stored Power - Dazzling Gleam - Calm Mind - Baton Pass My special sweeper. Stored Power reaches a base power of 120(with STAB and TwistedSpoon it reaches 216), assuming I pass this directly after Blazekin, but I generally use at least my Gliscor and Vaporeon as well. Dazzling Gleam stops Dark types from beating me. Calm Mind is a respectable boosting move as well. Its ability, Magic Bounce, reflects almost every non-damaging move back at the user, allowing for a number of free switches. 'Rebuttals': Gyrados: Your Gyrados is using Dragon Dance, which is generally a good move, but it boosts attack, and the only physical move you have is Dive, which I block every time with Protect. Also, it only has water type moves, so my Vaporeon will ouright wall it with Water Absorb. Xerneas: I don't have any complete counters, but Vaporeon, Mega Mawile, and Gliscor could all easily deal with this. Regice: Vaporeon can wall this, it can just tank the super-effective Thunderbolt. Volcanra: Vaporeon or Gliscor could wall this, while firing off Scalds or spamming Double Team, respectively.