Cliffs of Dover is a better song than My Name is Jonas

I'm very glad you asked that question. I was licking the suds off my mother's butt because she saw your face and disintigrateded into the abys. Or is it abbyyss? Abis? Oh well. Clocks will be clocks. I have to say, you have been fairing quite well in this argument. However, I must say-it is time for First of all, Cliffs of Dover is a deadly song, and should be stricken from all radios poseebull. 1999 was a dreadful year for the people who listened to Cliffs of Dover: I have compiled a college-educated list of people who have died after listening to this song in 1999: January-June January 11 - Brian Moore, Irish-born writer (b. 1921) January 11 - Fabrizio de Andrï¿½, Italian singer and songwriter (b. 1940) January 14 - Jerzy Grotowski, Polish theatre director (b. 1933) January 22 - Graham Staines, Australian missionary burnt alive in India (age 58) January 25 - Ted Mallie, American radio and television announcer (b. 1924) January 25 - Robert Shaw, American conductor (b. 1916) January 28 - Markey Robinson, Irish painter (b. 1918) January 31 - Norm Zauchin, baseball player (b. 1929) February 1 - Paul Mellon, American philanthropist (b. 1907) February 1 - Barış Manï¿½o, Turkish singer and television personality (b. 1943) February 5 - Wassily Leontief, Russian economist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1906) February 6 - Jimmy Roberts, American singer, The Lawrence Welk Show (b. 1924) February 7 - King Hussein of Jordan (b. 1935) February 8 - Iris Murdoch, Irish author (b. 1919) February 15 - Henry Way Kendall, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1926) February 15 - Big L, American rapper (b. 1974) February 17 - Sunshine Parker, American actor (b. 1927) February 18 - Noam Pitlik, American actor and director (b. 1932) February 18 - Michael Larson, Press Your Luck big money winner (b. 1949) February 20 - Sarah Kane, English playwright (b. 1971) February 20 - Gene Siskel, American film critic (b. 1946) February 21 - Gertrude B. Elion, American scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1918) February 22 - William Bronk, American poet (b. 1918) February 23 - Carlos Hathcock, Marine Sniper February 24 - Andre Dubus, American short-story writer (b. 1936) February 24 - Virginia Foster Durr, American civil rights activist (b. 1903) February 25 - Glenn Seaborg, American chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1912) March 1 - Ann Corio, American dancer and actress (b. 1914) March 2 - Dusty Springfield, English singer (b. 1939) March 3 - Gerhard Herzberg, German-born chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1904) March 4 - Ingrid Washinawatok, Native American activist (b. 1957) March 4 - Harry Blackmun, American judge (b. 1908) March 4 - Del Close, American actor, writer, and teacher (b. 1934) March 5 - Richard Kiley, American actor (b. 1922) March 7 - Sidney Gottlieb, American Central Intelligence Agency official (b. 1918) March 7 - Stanley Kubrick, American film director and producer (b. 1928) March 8 - Joe DiMaggio, baseball player (b. 1914) March 12 - Yehudi Menuhin, American-born violinist (b. 1916) March 18 - Adolfo Bioy Casares, Argentine writer (b. 1914) March 18 - Rod Hull, British entertainer (b. 1935) March 21 - Ernie Wise, British comedian (b. 1925) March 22 - David Strickland, American actor (suicide) (b. 1969) March 24 - Birdie Tebbetts, baseball player and manager (b. 1912) March 25 - Cal Ripken, Sr., baseball player and manager (b. 1935) March 27 - Nahum Stelmach, football player (b. 1936) March 29 - Joe Williams, American singer (b. 1918) March 31 - Yuri Knorozov, Russian linguist and epigrapher (b. 1922) April 14 - Anthony Newley, English actor, singer and songwriter (b. 1931) April 20 - Rick Rude, American professional wrestler (b. 1958) April 20 - Eric Harris, Columbine High School shooter (b. 1981) April 20 - Dylan Klebold, Columbine High School shooter (b. 1981) April 25 - Lord Killanin, Irish journalist and president of the International Olympic Committee (b. 1914) April 25 - Herman Miller, American screenwriter and producer (b. 1919) April 26 - Jill Dando, British journalist and television presenter (murdered) (b. 1961) April 28 - Arthur Leonard Schawlow, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1921) April 30 - Sir Alf Ramsey, 1966 England World Cup winning football manager (b. 1920) May 2 - Oliver Reed, English actor (b. 1938) May 3 - Steve Chiasson, Canadian hockey player (b. 1967) May 8 - Sir Dirk Bogarde, English actor (b. 1921) May 8 - Dana Plato, American actress (b. 1963) May 10 - Shel Silverstein, American author and poeist(b. 1930) May 12 - Saul Steinberg, Romanian-born cartoonist (b. 1914) May 18 - Betty Robinson, American athlete (b. 1911) May 21 - Karnail Pitts, of Detroit's rap group D12 (murdered) (b. 1978) May 23 - Owen Hart, Canadian professional wrestler (b. 1965) May 26 - Paul Sacher, Swiss conductor (b. 1906) June 6 - Anne Haddy, Australian actress (Helen Daniels in Neighbours) (b. 1930) June 7 - Francisco Stanley, Mexican TV anchor (b. 1942) June 8 - Christina Foyle, British bookshop owner (b. 1911) June 9 - Maurice Journeau, French composer (b. 1898) June 11 - DeForest Kelley, American actor (b. 1920) June 16 - Screaming Lord Sutch, English political personality (suicide) (b. 1940) June 21 - Kami, Japanese drummer (Malice Mizer) (b. 1973) June 27 - Jorgos Papadopoulos, military ruler of Greece (b. 1919) [edit] July-December July 2 - Mario Puzo, American author (b. 1920) July 3 - Mark Sandman, American musician and artist (heart attack) (b. 1952) July 6 - Carl Gunter Jr, American politician (b. 1938) July 6 - Joaquin Rodrigo, Spanish composer (b. 1901) July 8 - Charles Conrad, astronaut (motorcycle crash) (b. 1930) July 11 - Helen Forrest, American jazz singer (b. 1917) July 12 - Bill Owen, English actor (b. 1914) July 16 - John F. Kennedy, Jr., American publisher (airplane crash) (b. 1960) July 20 - Sandra Gould, American actress (b. 1916) July 23 - King Hassan II of Morocco (b. 1929) July 26 - Trygve Haavelmo, Norwegian economist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1911) July 29 - Anita Carter, American singer (b. 1933) July 29 - Rajendra Kumar, Indian film actor, producer and director (b. 1929) August 1 - Nirad C. Chaudhuri, Bengali writer (b. 1897) August 3 - Leroy Vinnegar, American musician (b. 1928) August 13 - Jaime Garzï¿½n, Colombian journalist and comedian (murdered) (b. 1960) August 14 - Lane Kirkland, American union leader (b. 1922) August 23 - James White, Irish writer (b. 1928) September 6 - Allen Funt, American television personality (b. 1914) September 10 - Alfredo Kraus, Spanish tenor (b. 1927) September 11 - Gonzalo Rodriguez, Uruguyan race car driver (b. 1972) September 20 - Raisa Gorbachev, Soviet first lady (b. 1932) September 22 - George C. Scott, American actor (b. 1927) September 23 - Ivan Goff, Australian screenwriter (b. 1910) September 26 - Jesse Dirkhising, murder victim (b. 1986) I cannot believe this. And neither can you. I know. It's soooooooooooo biggy wiggy. Anywhom, here is a list of people who perished from listening to My Name Is Jonas: Saddam Huessein Ok, well...nobody really liked him anyway. Myth: The Berlin Wall actually existed Fact: Cliffs of Dover is an evil song End o' Storie.