The pyramids are a product of intelligent design

My opposition has raised an interesting point, regarding the fact that inside the pyramids there are halls and hieroglyphs which appear to be of human origin. What my opponent fails to show however, is how these things suggest that the pyramids themselves were in-fact made by the Egyptians As I've stated, science has shown us that the pyramids formed through evolution, AFTER WHICH the Egyptians showed up, discovered the pyramids and attributed them to some sort of intelligent designer. They then proceeded to build their civilization around the pyramids. The Egyptians most likely dug these tunnels into the pyramids. The fact that the Egyptians added these tunnels however does nothing to suggest that the pyramids themselves were intelligently made. Indeed, we do similar things today: Take a look at this image of a tunnel going through a mountainside. (1) (1) . http://photos.igougo.com... Clearly the tunnel in this photo is man-made. So should we then assume that the mountain above it is also man-made? No, we all know that the tunnel is man-made but the mountain got there via natural evolutionary processes- the dirt and earth simply took that formation over thousands of years, before man came along and built a tunnel through it. This is the same with the Egyptians pyramids, which were standing there for thousands of years before the Egyptians arrived and discovered them, then built tunnels into them. Some people contend that a "pyramid cannot evolve because it does not reproduce". These people are confusing the general term "evolution" with the more specific term "biological evolution". Something does not have be alive or have the ability to reproduce to "evolve". If it did, life would never have arrived in the first place. After the big bang, our whole solar system "evolved", including our planets. Is earth "alive"? Does it have the ability to re-produce? No, but it's FORM has evolved over time based on the environment, just like the mountains, valleys and pyramids. Most people fall into the trap of seeing what APPEARS to be design in the pyramids, and then thinking "Well it's very well designed, so there was probably a designer. " This kind of thinking, however, is unscientific and illogical. Then they make the connection between "Designer" and "Egyptians" based on some ancient texts that cannot be verified by science. The Egyptians also believed that the sun was a god and helped grow their crops. .. Do you believe that too? As you can see, the Egyptians were nothing more then unscientific, desert-dwelling superstitious primitives. You'll notice that people who believe in the intelligent design of the pyramids have no interest in learning. They are happy to sit on their easy answer "The Egyptians did it". They believe they can fill any gaps in scientific knowledge on this issue with "The Egyptians did it". When you explain to them that science has a perfectly good explanation for how a pyramid can come about by evolution, they respond with "The Egyptians did it. " You can't explain any logic to them because they have already decided that "The Egyptians did it" and they are not open to any other possibilities. It's the pinnacle of closed mindedness. Basically, they are blinded by their faith that the Egyptian's built the pyramids. .. And all because some ancient texts say that they did, and because they "look designed". To say that the pyramids are "well designed" is laughable. They are crumbling apart. (2) (2) . http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com... As you can see in that photo, the pyramids are crumbing and becoming worn out, as they enter the next phase of their evolution. I think it's safe to say that my opponent, while having good intentions, cannot overcome the scientific onus to prove that the pyramids were designed. Anyone who believes they were intelligently designed must provide infallible scientific proof that their belief is true, while also proving scientific proof that all other theories (such as the theory of Pyramid Evolution) is false. This proof must be published in peer-reviewed scientific journals if it wants to be taken seriously. In conclusion, I have proven that pyramids can form by chance (as seen by the pyramids which have appeared on mars) and explained why intelligent design believers believe what they do (they make the logical mistake of seeing design and ASSUMING designer when science has other, better explanations). In my relentless quest to prove believers wrong, I will continue to heckle them, because making fun of people is the best way to show them how confident I am in my theory. I am also going to be contacting members of the government to tell them CUT ALL FUNDING to any groups doing "Egyptian study" expeditions in Egypt, as well as CUTTING ALL FUNDING for any universities teaching that the Egyptians were made with intelligent design. Why should my tax dollars be used to fund their non-sense beliefs? They are teaching people false lies based on ancient fairy tales, and I won't stand for it. Science has put an end to silly ideas such as "things that look designed probably had a designer. " I will continue in my quest to destroy this scientifically blasphemous notion that the pyramids were created with any intelligence. We need to end the foolishness so TRUE reason can prevail.