Ultimate Team War - RMS Titanic

This will be interesting. Thanks, Mongeese! As the battle begins, Master Khan throws a magic shield around my team. As my opponent's team is at the opposite end of the ship, and below decks, Dark Magician is unaware of my team's exact location; the stern is easily the most crowded part of the ship by time our battle begins, as the Titanic has already taken on a significant list and the lifeboats are gone. In the crowd, even if Dark Magician can sense life energies, he'll hardly be able to pinpoint Harold's exact location immediately; he'll have to cast some kind of Finding spell, which is all the time Master Khan needs to put up a defence aginst Magic Box. Magic box is cast, but deflects off Khan's shield. The passengers run in terror as a large black box appears magically in their midst. Dark Magician jumps out, only to find himself facing my entire team intact. Down on Deck D poor Samuel Dennis, the random 3rd class passenger who was the unintended target of Dark Magicians power, appears run through with many swords. Kirby is welcome to eat him, but he is unlikely to gain any power from it. Neither side has the advantage of surprise here, but DM is welcome to begin his barrage. Khan casts energy blasts at DM, as Deadshot and Hellboy begin firing. The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver to increase the power of Deadshot's bullets, and Harold amuses himself by drawing a fire hydrant and hose. Now, it is difficult to say whether or not bullets will have any affect on DM; he is a spirit, after all. Hellboy carries his gun to handle the supernatural foes he deals with every day, but DM may be more ghostly than physical. If so, Deadshot will find out quickly; his first few bullets will pass right through DM if that is the case, and the firing will stop. If DM is at all physical, well, I have four powerful guns firing on him, plus Master Khan's energy blasts. Whatever body he has will shortly become a mass of holes. Assuming that he can both shield himself from the energy blasts and that he take no damage from bullets, Hellboy steps up to make the fight personal. My opponent incorrectly states that Hellboy has no protection from magic; as he is a demon, a supernatural creature who spends his days fighting supernatural enemies, and "America's first line of defense against occult menaces" [1], it only stand to reason that he is little phased by magic. DM now faces the Right Hand of Doom. Khan assists as he can, stressing DM's concentration by energy blasts and protecting Hellboy with an occasional shield or two; but most of his concentration at the moment is focused on keeping the non-magical members of the team safe (Deadshot, Harold, and the Doctor; although the Doctor could probably take DM's attacks for a little while if unprotected. Meanwhile, Deadshot is busy picking off members of Pro's team as they emerge from the window, long before Link is in range, even with the Hawkeye. Link is the first target; if he starts out with enough rupees to keep the Magic armour working, Deadshot quickly shifts his attention to Cloud. Cloud should be easy enough to rip apart with a few shots (and if not, a single Fire Blast from Khan certainly will). Link falls into the water, and is forced to change to Zora armour; while in the water, he cannot use the Hero's bow, and is not immune to bullets if he comes to the surface. Magikarp, before he evolves, "jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump." [2] It also makes it easy for Deadshot to kill it before it gets a chance to evolve. Kirby leaps out the broken window, floats gently down to land on Magikarp as it attempts to evolve, and both of them are shredded by large-caliber rifle bullets. As I said, Magikarp is a floppy 2-foot goldfish attempting to become a giant monster; easy stuff for Deadshot to hit. They are, at most, only 800 feet away [3], while Deadshot's Robar SR-90 rife is accurate to .5 MOA standards at 3000 feet (1000 yards). (The Robar rifles are listed here [4] as being within .5 MOA standards at 1000yrds, which means they get <4" of spread at 2,624 feet (the 800 meters of the MOA tests [5]). With the rest of Pro's team gone, together Hellboy and Master Khan beat Dark Magician to a pulp. The Doctor uses the fire hose and his sonic screwdriver to blast DM with sonic water bursts. Harold draws a yacht for my team, as by this point the twelve minutes are up. The last smoke funnel falls, splitting the ship in half; the battered remains of the titanic slips into the cold north Atlantic to join Team Pro. My team, from the comfort of their heated yacht, watch Link swim around far below them. If he ever comes anywhere near the surface (within a half mile should do it), Khan will make him tiny and Harold will draw a fish to eat him. Meanwhile, he's got to be freezing. He's also useless for Pro, as nothing he has can span the distance between them. My team remains in possession of the surface. I return this battle to my opponent; I'm looking forward to what he comes up with. Good luck, Mongeese! [1] http://darkhorse.wikia.com... [2] http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(HeartGold_%26_SoulSilver_72) Note on link two: My opponent's link took me here: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... which gives no useful information on the Magikarp. I followed the links until I found one that specifically said it could evolve into Gyarados. I believe this to be the Magikarp Pro spoke of. [3] http://www.titanic-nautical.com... [4] http://www.precisionarms.com... [5] http://en.wikipedia.org...