The World V. Santa Claus

PETA V. Santa Claus Santa is running a drug opperation where the Elve that wanted to a Dentist and his very own Reindeer Blitzen stated that one of the things behind his crazy addiction to fly around the world was to drop cococaine to Drug Lords. We now call The Elve that wanted to be a Dentist to the stand. Lawyer: Mr. Elve can you tell us about said alligations? Elve: "It was all about the coke man! Santa had us elves hid the blow in the crappy wooden toys. Then he would make the drop...and the sale was complete. He tried using some other ways to sneak the product in. Did ya ever see a Yeti with a dozen condoms full of coke brust in his belly?" () Lawyer: No further questions. As you can see he is doing a terrible thing to an endangered specis killing them as the incident led to the death of several and the Yetti being shot to death. It’s his recklessness that is causing harm to the animals of the world. *”Animals are people too” Shouts a PETA supporter trying to break into the court room. The police escort him out by force.* The next is terrible as Santa has gotten his own Reindeer Comet in a well trying to save the boy and they drop a genade in to try to save the boy, but it works! Except it kills all the reindeer except Comet who is now legless. He trained his Reindeer to do stupid acts like this and how people have caused this kind of chaos thanks to Santa and his terrible pet owning skills. () In another event the News as well as Yankovic covered the event of Santa loosing his mind. Santa busted into the workshop drunk and armed link Rambo. He then killed all his Reindeer and as Yankovic reported on that fateful day, “You can hardly walk around the north pole without steppin’ in Reindeer guts.” It is here that Santa has killed an Endangered specis in the Reindeer and even ate Blitzen like he was BBQ chicken. It’s friggin’ sick. () The Corporations V. Santa Claus Santa himself has been very naughty this year as he has invaded and killed severally Coca Cola Executives along with Britny Spears and Coca Cola is just one of the several corporations demanding that Santa is imprissioned and severly fined. If we observe the Robot Chicken Security Cameras that were installed in their meeting room saw Santa's terrible acts killing everyone. Coca Cola had just planned earlier that day that they had over 1 trillion dollars ready to go to Santa as a Holiday gift, but now they are cancelling the gift giving. Santa makes his elves work year round making Toys. Now these toys are illegal as they are not given to the pattoned companies nor is their any profit made from it so the fact can be seen that the prices and the value of the product decreases significantly due to the devaluation of the product and the amplified amount of the product on the open market and for free means that there is a less demand and the prices will have to drop as well as the production meaning that people will loose jobs because of this. This robs companies of profit and they are forced to close factories which harms the public as it lowers jobs and then they become poor kids and then Santa hates them. CPS and OSHA V Santa Claus Santa has repetitively abused children across the world. As a matter of fact a child named Jaiden made the naughty list and Santa invaded the child's home killing both the mother and the child. Here is footage from the Robot Chicken Security Camera. (#t=11) The today show reports that his children are the elves. We can also cross apply this with the fact that Santa abducts children and brings them back to the North Pole when they’re short staffed. He claims that they just so happened to “climb” into his bag like Will Fearell in the Movie Elf. He makes his children work all day and all night for 364 days making counterfeit and illegal toys for children across the world. These children need to be in school and the fact is that they’re practically slaves for that man and it’s sickening. If we observe the diaries of Your Favorite Martian we can see that Santa is both racist and a sexual predictor. He hates the Poor as he discriminates against poor and the blacks and the Jews. Robbie has stated that Santa hates you if you’re Jewish, so I’m sorry Airmax, Santa isn’t bringing you anything this year just because you’re Jewish. If we look we can see that Billy got a Bently Power Wheels and a stripper Pony from My Little Pony while Sally got a slave. A friggin’ slave. Santa enslaved some poor black person just so that one rich white girl would be happy. This is something that is just so horrible. To add to everything YFM has noted that he has woken on several Christmases to find Santa there Jerking one off to the kid. Makes you wounder why he only comes around when you’re sleeping. They have also reported that he likes to touch Scottish kids under the kilt due to the accessablility. Why do you think he makes all the children sit on his lap? It’s to appease his sexuality. ()