RoyalPaladin is Awesome

This was implied when I noted “Accept, coward” in the OP. O2: No rules forbidding semantics. Semantics are fine. O3: No rules stating that I don't win this debate by default. Therefore, I win by default. There are no rules stating that I don’t win by default either. Vote Pro. O4: No definitions provided, therefore, prefer the ones I give. I was under the impression that definitions are provided in-case because that was how I debated in high school. DefinitionsPlease extend his “intergalactic spaceship” definition of RoyalPaladin cleanly across the flow. Since none of his arguments have anything to do with intergalactic spaceships, all of his ideas are extratopical and he automatically loses the debate. =PPlease take a look at his source for the definition of “is”. He takes his source out of context and claims that “is” means “island”, but this is false. His own source defines “is” as the “third person singular form of to be”. [1]At this point, it becomes clear that his argument that I cannot form a proper resolution is false. Even if I accept his ridiculous definition of awesome, the resolution becomes “the intergalactice spaceship . . . is you”. That’s debateable. I accept Urban Dictionary as a valid source but offer a counterdefinition of awesome. According to Urban Dictionary, awesome is defined as “something or someone that is above average. ” [2] So, in order to win this debate, I just have to prove that I am above average in something. There are four a priori reasons to vote pro. You consider these before we even begin discussing the resolutions. AP1: BV is a Contract Rep-KillerPlease do not be fooled by my opponent’s seeming “honesty”. He is a contract reputation killer who was hired by LDF to destroy my reputation. LDF was apparently miffed because I tied with her in the cuteness debate without even posting my pics (meaning that my personality alone was just as cute as her looks and personality combined). [3] This situation has two impacts. First, since I am cuter than LDF, who is cuter than the average member of DDO, I am awesome by definition. Second, you literally cannot believe anything that he says because he has a personal incentive to lie about my character and fabricate evidence just so that he can get a week’s worth of access to LDF’s feet. AP2: I’m totally hawt. BV tries to get the male vote by misconstruing the definition of Bunny (I’ll get to that later). That’s just dumb. The male vote should go to me because I’m hot and males can’t control themselves around hot women [4]. I hereby declare that any male who wants a shot at me must vote for me. Even if all of his arguments hold water in this round, you vote Pro, suckers. Source 4 proves that I am hawt. BlackVoid, however, is totes ugly, so you can’t vote for him. [5] Source 5 proves that this is true. AP3: Voting Against Me Will Spark the Loss of U. S. HegemonyLannan13, head of the Nation of Kyro, has promised to invade Iceland if I lose this debate. If he invades Iceland, Iceland will think that China has invaded them and will invade China. China will blame England and will invade it. England will think that Canada is responsible, and Canada will believe that the U. S. is responsible. After a series of mishaps, a clandestine group of anti-imperialist fighters will begin to combat U. S. Hegemony. Clearly, voting for the Con is tantamount to sparking international crises. I have four case arguments. Please note that three of them directly turn some of his contentions. C1: I have a Bunny and a Kitty. I have a Bunny. He misconstrues the definition of Bunny. Bunny is defined by Urban Dictionary as “A shadowy figure intent on world domination. No one knows whether bunny is a force for good or evil, but he is building a massive army all across the Internet. All should be wary. ” [6] Prefer my definition over his because of AP1 and because I am the one who assigned Mestari the pet name so I know what I meant by it (and he doesn’t). (Plus, if Mestari is a Bunny in his sense of the word, I should get the male vote because it makes other males feel more adequate about themselves :p) Since there is only one Bunny and the Bunny is mine, I have more Bunnies than the average member of the world. I am therefore awesome. Vote Pro. (Plus, my bunny cuddles with me, plays with me, and licks my nose <3)I also have a Kitty. [7] No other female on DDO has a kitty. I am therefore awesome. Vote Royal. C2: Insults are awesomeHe claims that “coward” is the worst insult known to mankind. Turn this. Since I use the worst insults known to mankind, my insults are better than average. They are therefore awesome. Vote pro. C3: Cheating is AwesomeHe tells you that I cheat. Turn this because it proves that I am awesome. We call people like me “players”. Players are awesome because they have more relationships than the average person. That means that since he admits I am a player, I am awesome. Vote Pro. Plus, if I am more horrible than the average person, I am still awesome because I am better than average. Vote Pro. C4: I can Build Igloos in NigeriaHe tells you that I am Joseph Kony and that I can build igloos in Nigeria. Turn this, because it proves that I am awesome. Nobody else on this planet can build igloos in Nigeria because the local climate is not conducive to building igloos. That proves that I have more skills than average and am awesome. A/T Royal is Joseph KonyHe fabricated that evidence. Cross-apply AP1 to confirm this. A/T Royal is GodThis rests entirely on an equivocation fallacy. He is using two different definitions of God to justify his arguments. I accept that people grant me excessive attention, but Atheists hate an omniscient, omnipresent being, and not individuals who get excessive attention (which is clearly proven by the fact that they all fawn over Megan Fox). He is using two different definitions of God in his argument and is thus committing the equivocation fallacy. He also concedes that I am awesome because I get more attention than the ordinary individual. A/T Babykiller1. Cross-apply AP12. I don’t even know what babies are, so I can’t be a babykiller. Can someone explain what babies are to me? Sources1. . http://dictionary.reference.com...2. . http://www.urbandictionary.com...3. . http://tinypic.com...4. . http://www.onesmartclick.com...5.http://images2.fanpop.com...6. . http://www.urbandictionary.com...7. . http://www.urbandictionary.com...