Obese people should be allowed to adopt

Greeting sinners! I've been busy preaching the Lord's Word in the beautiful English County of Devon recently so I haven't been on here for a while, but now I'm back because Brian Eggleston has asked me to explain to his (now my) opponent why the obese should NOT be allowed to adopt any of GOD'S CHILDREN. - DEFINITIONS - An obese person – a person who has a body mass index greater than 30 because they eat too much and do too little exercise, in other words they are greedy and lazy. http://www.nhs.uk... A sinner – a person who falls short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23 - ARGUMENTS - We are all sinners in the eyes of our Lord but some sinners are worse than others and obese people are among the WORST sinners of all. Do you know what another word for greed is? GLUTTONY. And do you know what another word for laziness is? SLOTH. And did you know that gluttony and sloth are TWO of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS. http://www.deadlysins.com... So obese people commit at least 35% of the WORST SINS people can possibly commit EVERY DAY. My opponent says obese people are "nice" but she is wrong – they are EVIL, not least of all because by eating more than their fair share of food they are depriving more worthy people than themselves of their daily sustenance. Obesity is a problem that the modern world created and today in the Western World around half the people are seriously overweight. So what if there were that many seriously overweight people around when Jesus was alive? Obese people eat about twice as much as normal people so when Jesus performed the miracle of providing enough loaves and fishes to feed five thousand followers (Matt 14:13-21), if there were as many seriously overweight people then as there are now, Jesus would only have had enough food to feed half of the followers because the seriously overweight followers would have eaten the other half's share, and then the miracle wouldn't have been quite so impressive, would it? My opponent then wrote: "The argument that there children also get obese is just stupid…" On the contrary, it is a FACT. "…having obese parents is the factor that most increases the likelihood of childhood obesity, according to Stanford University School of Medicine researchers. They…found that 64 percent of children with overweight parents became overweight, compared with 16 percent of those with normal-weight parents." http://www.news-medical.net... My opponent also argued that if black people are allowed to adopt then so should obese people. This is a red herring, my friends, because it is not about the colour of the skin it is about the suitability of people to adopt. You see even a middle-class white couple would not be allowed to adopt if they had given way to SIN and engaged in acts of LUST with underage children in the past. Furthermore, it is not true, as my opponent said, that people with cancer are allowed to adopt – if they are so ill they are incapable of caring for a child they will not be. To end her argument my opponent wrote "obese people…could become skinnier some day." This is true. JESUS LOVES ALL SINNERS (even obese people) and If they LET JESUS INTO THEIR HEARTS and REPENT OF THEIR SINS and end their GLUTTONOUS and SLOTHFUL ways, obese people will indeed become slimmer and when they reach normal weight they should be allowed to adopt, but NOT before. Toodle pip!