Santa Claus is Real

Erm. I fking laughed when I saw the first part of the argument. Then I almost cried at the last part of it, and I almost puked too. I am extremely angry (ok fine, I'm not angry, I'm rlly just fking amused) at my Religion being ridiculed. -.- I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but... Exhibit C, I have to admit, was totally bullsh1t. It was so fake, and the beard was probably fake too. I'm pretty sure Santa came through the front door instead of coming down the chimney too. Exhibit A is total bullsh1t too. Send a message to Santa is entire horsesh1t. Probably a scam, you should know better. As for the books, I haven't read them, so I can't exactly rebut it yet. Tracking is also a scam. You look, you see, it's totally common sense that that was an obvious fake. As for Step 5 & 6...Haha. It was so funny, I forgot to laugh. I'd like to see you get a legit picture of Santa, you can try the steps yourself. And I want a legit one, not your Dad having pillows stuffed inside his jacket and with a fake beard. Exhibit C was at least decent. It explained Santa's existence with Science. But, nah. "OK, so neither of these places gets as chilly as absolute zero, but it must count for something that no deserving child would address their wish list to hot places such as, say, Borneo or Brazil. The very idea is quite ridiculous. QED (which stands for Quantum Electrodynamics, as any fule kno.)" Nope. This theory is unfalsifiable. But I liked the theory of Santa Claus being in every place, simultaneously, everywhere, but wavefunction collapsing if discovered. Rebuttal Type 1: "As you can see my evidence is far more persuasive because it supports the existence of Santa Claus. Now, I am 100% certain of the existence of Santa and I will prove his existence to you." Nope. My argument, will always, always be far more persuasive. Particularly because it is widely known that Santa is a lie. "Clearly the presents had to be created from somewhere. The presents can't just spring into existence from nothing." The "intelligent design" is "coincidentally" the same as human design. For some reason, the Elves have the same technology as humans. Same old plastic, same old factory. The presents had a creator, that is, the toy industries or factories. My friend caught his Dad sneaking down to put down some presents at the last minute while attempting to catch a glimpse of Santa. Parents have admitted to sneaking down and putting Christmas Presents at Midnight. It was a traumatising experience for him. As for me, my parents go to a toy shop. They ask me "What do you want for Christmas?" ...Sad life, I know ^ Hmm. Rebuttal Type 2. Miracles. Please define the word Miracles. Santa answers their wishes? Don't make me laugh. He answers "at least 90% of the time". You have stated that Santa is omniscient & omnipotent. Santa could easily grant all the Children's Wishes - 100% - if he was indeed omniscient and omnipotent. This is *NOT* logical. If Santa was indeed omniscient and omnipotent, he would not need anybody to catch him on a mere technological device (that is, a camera). Neither will he need a child to catch him putting presents below the Christmas Tree. It is hardly evidence and illogical. Santa would wanting to be on tape is pure crap. Rebuttal Type 3. "Without Santa there is no morality! Where do you get your morals?!... Etc. Etc." Now, my lass. You seem to have terribly mistaken Santa for God. Either this is one big troll, or I'm hallucinating. I honestly hope it's the latter. You get your morals from Religion. Christianity, Jewish, Catholic, Islam, and others. They give you a reason for life, and morals. In our Religion (yours is basically a deluded version of our Religion) God is watching us every second. He knows what we're thinking, how we're feeling. He is omniscient. He knows everything about us. God judges us for Good or Bad. You act like an angel and you help people out. Because you know Santa will reward you. This is truly undeserving, as you *act like an angel and you help people out only for the reason that Santa will reward you*. Purely helping people out (and actually, you're just acting) for the sake of presents aren't very good. You help people, and your morals are purely based on the fact and belief that Santa will give you presents if he judges you good. This shows that your ulterior motive is to *GET PRESENTS*. However, we Christians do not act. We legitly help others. We act like angels, because we know God does not judge us on our actions alone, he looks at our hearts. He knows our true motive, and he judges us based on that. Your definition of "good" in this context is almost purely subjective: Good = Help your mom carry groceries Bad = Not obeying your mom's orders I think those definitions are good enough. Note that you can't retract your statements. Our definition: Good = Be a "role model" for the none believers of Christ, be a believer, do not sin, etc. etc. Bad =...self explanatory. As you can see the difference ^ The 10 commandments are totally screwed up. I commend you on your creativity though. Santa rewards you with materialistic gifts that you crave and silently lust for, God rewards you peace of mind, happiness, joy, immortality, and many others. If you are talking about God having a mass murder on a global level of genocide, then I warn you, you will lose that one. Rebuttal Type 4. I find it strange that most of your arguments are based on the premise that Santa is real. Whatever, I'll rebut them in the context that Santa is real too then. "I find it strange that with this power he doesn't just feed every starving person in the world but whatever." You yourself admit that Santa's thinking is flawed. Isn't this strange? Starvation. Hunger. Tragedy. Overpopulation. "Santa is helpful to everyone and uses his immense power very wisely." You usually say a sentence like this when you have a limited/finite amount of power. But remember, Santa is "omnipotent". So he does not have to use his immense power very wisely. Santa does not have a great plan. The more I read, the more you blasphemy. I am almost extremely certain that you are trolling. Rebuttal Type 5. Purely stupid. Readers, the sh1t is real. Deez nuts. Rebuttal Type 6. Erm, it's Bible. There is no such "babble". There is no existence of that book. Only the existence of the Bible. Babble definition: talk rapidly and continuously in a foolish, excited, or incomprehensible way. Rebuttal Type 7. You are wrong indeed, in your flawed belief of Santa. You did not live a life of morals, you blasphemed. Firstly, we are correct. You are wrong. Nobody wants toys. We don't get coal either. If you honestly believe that all non-believers of Santa get coal, then slap yourself. Nobody wants toys. We want real gifts, gifts that only our omnipotent, omniscient, eternal, and transcendent of time God can give us. He offers us everything. Everything we want. Not mere toys. Rebuttal Type 8. It is a widely held, universally known fact that Santa does not exist. This is a *FACT*. Rebuttal Type 9. Wait. I just read this. You wot m8? The outcome of this Debate is concluded. Dude, trust me, taking drugs/weed is not cool. Destroys your body, and makes you *hallucinate*. If you are talking legitly, then that is the Satan, corrupting you, which partially explains why you are like that. He has not done any miracles. Jesus is the true saviour. He is a LIE. I never said that a widely held belief makes something true. God is scientifically and...............proven. If every single person believed in Santa, then even I, admit that I will believe in Santa. He will be real to me, but he will not be real in reality, nor before God. Note that you have not posted any rebuttals for some of my statements or rebuttals. This means that you AGREE with me. If you put these for your Wish List: -Lexus (Car. You can also put any car, like a Ferrari, or a Rose Royce) -Bungalow (You could put a mansion too, or a castle) -Immortality Potion like the one Chang'e had -Strength Potion that allows me to rival the strength of Gilgamesh/Hercules -Epic of Gilgamesh, Enuma Elish -Awesome Potion that gives you Omnipotence (God) -Potion that gives you the power of Zeus -Potion that gives you the knowledge of Athena -Potion that gives you all the good things in the world -Unlimited, infinite, wishes that will grant you any wish, and last you a perennial amount of time, a lifetime. But in your case, considering you're immortal, make it infinite and unlimited. -Potion that gives you the power of Time (Kronos) -Potion that gives you victory (Nike, Odin) -Sword of Grief (Grams) -Sword of the woman of the lake (Excalibur) -Sword of Arthur (Caliburn) -Spear of Heaven, made out of Uru, aka Gungnir -Gae Bolg. Spear of Child of Ireland, Belly Spear -Etc. Anything that you can think of, put it down. Ensure that they are...err...hard to get. Not just any toy. If you put these sh1t on your Wish List, I can guarantee you that no matter how good you act or how nice you are, you will NEVER, EVER, EVER RECEIVE THESE FOR CHRISTMAS. All the other fictional things are all fake too. Bunny, Tooth Fairy and all are all lies. Like Santa. Vote Con. vi_spex, you are not the most ret@rded person after all. I would have composed a poem, but since I've not enough time, I'm off to bed. VOTE CON! P.S. I did not check my argument so there might be some mistakes (grammatical, spelling or vocabulary)