LM Classic: mongeese vs iamadragon

mongeese has posted my team, but I'll do so again anyway, just to make everything look nice. 1. A rock. http://en.wikipedia.org...(geology) http://www.thelifeofdavid.com... The philosophical, profound nature of the existence of the rock fuels part of my argument. I view existence as a tier system. In a battle, we seek to bring an opponent down one tier. This is what constitutes defeat. For any living opponent, a defeat (in general terms) is being killed. For anything that has a life, defeat is the loss of that life. What about, however, something that doesn't have a life in the first place? It stands to reason that the way to defeat a non-living object would be to make it completely non-existent. More on this later. 2. An atom. http://en.wikipedia.org... I think what I just said about the rock applies to the atom as well, but that's not the main importance of the atom as a team character. How can an atom be defeated? How can it even be found? That's the question, and I'll expand later. 3. mongeese. http://www.debate.org... The most important character on my team. More later. 4. Logical-Master. http://www.debate.org... Logical-Master has incredible knowledge on anime and other types of series from which characters in these battles are usually used, so he is very useful. 5. MTGandP. http://www.debate.org... He knows how to program stuff. He's also a judge, so don't upset him. Don't be rude to him. You might lose conduct points. Character Contentions: 1. What are the limits on the size of what Kirby can swallow? The source does not specify. It appears to be infinite, and therefore, not in accordance with the rules of the debate. 2. Yugi and the Millennium Ring. Can Yugi use the Millennium Ring? To quote my opponent's source, "The strong people who managed to survive the ring's power are: Mahado, Ryo Bakura, and Dark Marik." [1] Counter Strategies: 1. It seems to me that if Kirby could swallow three humans in one gulp, he would have done so to a lot of his enemies in the TV show–thus, it seems to me, so far, that Kirby would not be able to swallow all three at once. Also, my opponent states Kirby has a very limited vocabulary. Is it enough to understand commands from my opponent? 3. The Millennium Ring is about the size of Flavor Flav's clock necklaces. [2] [3] [2]http://sinitiainen0.tripod.com... [3]http://www.soulless.ca... It is not a very "fine" instrument. How could something so large possibly point out an atom? The answer: it clearly can't. 2. First of all, I doubt Kirby can swallow this rock. It is massive. So, this point is already refuted. However, I'll go on to explain why Kirby's swallowing of the rock is ultimately irrelevant. Say Kirby did swallow the rock. What does that mean? The rock now exists inside of Kirby. The rock still exists. Therefore, it is not defeated. Strategies: 1. The passage of time. It seems, now, that Team PRO will be unable to defeat the rock, as it always exists and is gigantic, or the atom, as it always exists and is seemingly impossible to find. Thus, as time passes, the atom and the rock will remain, but all other mortal, living characters, will grow old and die. 2. Frankenstein. As you have noticed, mongeese is a part of my team. The team captain must issue commands to all of his team members. Without the team captain, the team is rendered useless. Therefore, mongeese cannot be defeated by any of mongeese's characters, because to do so would create a paradox. mongeese cannot render his own team useless by ordering his own destruction without forfeiting the battle. 3. The power of a judge. Is my opponent going to risk destroying MTGandP? He must, in order to win, but such could be construed as utter disrespect towards a judge, possibly warranting a loss in conduct points. 4. The power of the tournament creator. Same thing as above, except with Logical-Master. Destroying Logical-Master could be construed as a highly, highly punishable offense. [1]http://yugioh.wikia.com...