Ultimate Team War - Ender's Game 3

I shall now illustrate my plan of attack. There are several things my opponent did not take into consideration, which will be elucidated as I make my argument. Before I begin, preliminary note: My opponent does *not* reserve the right to re-prepare. The debate is on who will win. My team was selected because of their element of surprise. My opponent has decided to bypass the decided restriction that the moves for the pokemon be revealed by bringing extra TMs and HMs. This is fine, but a little ratty of my opponent. However, he has decided on his strategy and his moves. Knowing my strategy, my element of surprise, and then redoing his entire argument is cheating. My opponent has no time-travel abilities. I repeat, According to my opponent, "each debater will explain why their team is superior during this debate. " My explanation as to why my team is superior is due to the element of surprise. They would not know what I have in store in the preparation room, they would only know what I have in store after the battle begins and they get clues as to what I want to do. My opponent has shown what tactics his team will use if given all the information I have given. His preparation is set, any other changes must take place AFTER he performs all the actions he stated. My opponent cannot claim to have psychic or time travel powers and thus change his entire preparation plan AFTER I have revealed what fate awaits his team after they enter the battle room. IN THE PREPARATION ROOM 1. Deidara's giant clay dragon splits into hundreds and hundreds of pieces of explosive clay 2. Naruto dumps the bucket of ink on his person and uses the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu to replicate several hundred times. 3. Each Naruto clone grabs a piece of clay and stuffs it into his ears. Similarly, Fox, Falco, Game&Watch, Deidara, and Naruto all stuff pieces of the clay into their ears. This is to protect against Perish Song. PORTAL EXIT TIME 1. Fox, Falco, and Mr. Game & Watch exit. Game & Watch sticks by the door. Fox and Falco bounce off the ceiling and use their speed attacks, and since there is no gravity, they propel themselves where they want to go with lightning speed. They stop themselves using Chakra instead of the friction of the ground. The real Naruto and Deidara also move themselves someplace with the same tactic. Their ninja abilities already make them faster than the naked eye, combined with the fact that there is no gravity, they can propel themselves off the celing and down towards the battlefield. 2. Link and Midna explode in a giant ball of fire. Ten of the clones has detected him and attacked him from behind and Deidara's clay piece has caused a massive explosion. Why? Because Midna glows. 3. The light of the explosion then reveals the location of other enemies on the battlefield, combined with Fox's and Falco's bright lasers. At that moment, the hundreds of Naruto clones then bombard each other character with massive explosions. 4. Lucas will obviously die in a hideous explosion as he is human. 5. Alakazam, Lapras, and Rayquaza, though strong and fast, are no match for dozens of exploding Narutos bombarding them at a time from all directions. Within 7 seconds of my characters leaving the gate, all of my opponent's team members will be destroyed in fiery death. REBUTTALS: 1. Rayquaza's Tailwind does nothing but increase the speed of his team members for 3 turns. His alleged wind effect is not part of the agreed video game canon and he has violated rules. See source: Tailwind is a non-damaging Flying-type move introduced in Generation IV. Tailwind doubles the Speed stat of the user and all other Pokï¿½mon in the player's party for three turns. 2. The time it will take for Lucas to catch his pokemon, reteach them TMs/HMs, and command them to do things is less than the approximate 4 seconds it would take for all of my team members to be out of the gate, and less than the approximate 7 seconds it would take for all of my members to take their positions, waiting in the dark, invisible. Even if Link leaves faster, all he will do is stand around while my narutos are charging towards him. If Link counts to "3" starting when he steps out of the portal, he will die in a fiery death. 3. Rayquaza and Lapras, when they are "put forward", will be instantaneously decimated by the dozens of hidden narutos doused in black ink, hiding all over the walls. In less than a fraction of a second, they can launch themselves and detonate. However fast the pokemon are, they will not live after 30 explosions prior to their first move. 4. Rayquaza's Surf is completely meaningless. The damage of surf occurs when something is hit with the giant wave. The summoned wave will simply hang in the battle room motionless because there is no gravity in the battle room. See source: "It swamps the entire battlefield with a giant wave". 5. Assuming that Lapras survives (which it won't, since it's exploded in fiery death), my opponent has essentially doomed all of his team except Alakazam and Lucas anyway, because none of my team members can hear the Perish Song due to the clay stuck in their ears. See Source: After 3 turns, all Pokï¿½mon that were on the field when Perish Song was used will faint unless they switch out. Perish Song does not affect Pokï¿½mon with the ability Soundproof. 6. Link, even if he hasn't been exploded in fiery death (which he has), and even if rule violations were allowed (such as Tailwind doing something completely different from what it does), Link would be unable to unleash a barrage of arrows. First of all, Link would have no idea where Naruto and Deidara are, because there is no light in the battle room. Furthermore, when Link decided to move out of the portal, he will be perpetually going forward, making his aim less steady. His arrows will leave his quiver and scatter all around because there is no top to secure them. If he manages to get one arrow, he will fire and miss, then spin around in circles due to the force of tension in the bow and its subsequent release. With his arrows and him flying all around, he is worthless as a fighter in this realm of no gravity. See source: Image Rayquaza would have no surf to continue, Lapras will not be able to join when he is in 1000 bloody fragments. CONCLUSION: As can be seen, my team is clearly superior. My opponent has grossly neglected his own rules, which were that there is no gravity in the room and that there is no light. He also makes several assumptions based on flawed data which I have corrected. In all logic and reason, my opponent's entire team will be completely decimated in fiery destruction. Furthermore, I have argued against my opponent's assertion that he can cheat, rewind time with the knowledge of my ambush, and replan accordingly in the next round. My opponent MUST pretend that in preparing for the battle, he does not know my strategy. My opponent, by making the plan he did, shows that he would have chosen the preparations that he did. He cannot justify choosing new preparations. Thank you to the audience and to my opponent. I eagerly await the next round. 1. . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... 4. . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... 5. . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... 6. . http://www.supercheats.com...