Kids should not believe in Santa Claus. (joke debate)

"Chimneys typically connect to fireplaces, which have burning fire. Chimneys also are extremely hot and therefore CAN cause burns"Youre assuming that fireplaces are always burning all the time, which is completely false. The odds of you getting third degree burns from jumping down a chimney onto a burning fire is about the same as the odds of Taylor Laughtner being cast in a critically acclaimed non-Twilight movie...."Kids believing in Santa Claus will typically think that jumping into a chimney is a good thing to do as Santa does it" Oh come on, kids arent THAT stupid.... I grew up watching Tom and Jerry all the time and never once did I attempt to launch a rocket to my back in order to catch a bird in a tree..... Plus they wouldnt even be able to get up on the room since kids these days are allergic to everything and weigh 240 pounds by the time theyre 8. "Thus, Santa is a poor role model as he tlls people to do dangerous things."Santa isnt telling anyone to do anything dangerous, and doing dangerous things isnt something to be frowned upon. Going to the moon was dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon....Enlisting in the military is dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon.....Trying to kill Justin Bieber is dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon......The list goes on and on"Kids do not usually post their names on Facebook "because mommy told me not to." Therefore, Santa must be peeking at children and threfore is a poor role model as he is violating other's privacy."You derp, people's names are on Facebook even if they are online or not, do you not know how facebook works? On another hand, violating someones privacy isnt something to be frowned upon. The government spies on people all the time and judging from Congresses approval ratings (which have never been higher) it clearly shows that people dont mind. "Here is his Terms Of Service (on thebillboard of his workshop): Saint Nicolas (Hereby shortened as "Santa") reserves the right to peek into anything you have, kill you or give you coal for Christmas. Santa is not responsible for any damage caused." I dont see anything wrong with that though. Considering what Santa does for the world he should be allowed to rape you and put his d*ck in you nose while you sleep if he wants to. "As Santa is a poor role model, kids believing in him will also possibly be led to believe that violating other's privacy is a good thing."Emphasis on the word 'possibly', you imagine kids as little idiots who are programmed to repeat and attempt everything they see someone else do even though kids almost never do those types of things. "The robot is based on the real Santa, therefore the real Santa also acts like this"Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. My last name in real life is actually Bench, but that doesnt mean all Bench's act like a crazy idiot who spends all of its time on the internet either debating on DDO or looking up gay cowboy porn...."recently a Demonized Nambian Antelope bit Robot Santa, creating an anomaly that moed his personality to the real Santa."Pics or it didnt happen."You have proved that "Youd" is racist. Sam Youd is a British writer[2], and he is far from racist"Pro says that I proved that Youd is racist and then argues that he is not racist.... Make up your mind! "One elf became a dentist. Hermey, an elf, became a dentist in September 26, 1975, and died in December 32, 2010."Hermey the elf couldnt possibly have died on December 32nd, 2010 because there is no December 32nd.... But then again im not really familiar with the Chinese calendar...."Why? It sounds like that YOU are Hitler."Pro concedes the argument that if kids stop believing in Santa, then the jews win. "Hitler is taller than most kids, therefore kids should look up to him."Exactly, because where would you prefer that little kids look when looking at him, his balls?"Right. People shuld believe in him due to a fictional movie. How ridiculous."Just because something is fictional it doesnt mean its not real....... idiot......."This is better than jumping down a chimney into a fireplace and getting burnt."How are millions of pissed off teenagers BETTER then a couple of them getting burns from jumping down chimneys? Thats like saying that 4 hookers with herpes is worse then 20 hookers with AIDS..... Which is true because you cant tell if someone has AIDS (unless theyre black, then its a pretty safe bet)"Still better than burning in a fireplace."Enough with the burning in the fireplace!!! Good lord only a handful of kids would be stupid enough to actually jump down a chimney and get burned, and those that are stupid enough probably deserved it. Im not going to let youre fear of idiots force hardworking soon-to-be taxpayers like me to give up my fundamental rights in the name of safety. Next youre going to be asking that all men should keep their left hand over their penis while playing sports to proect it instead of wearing a cup because kids might accidentally strangle themselves with a jockstrap...."Pine trees do not cause any harm and also gives us oxygen through photosynesis."Are you kidding me!?!?!? Have you ever watched Lord of the Rings when the walking trees completely f*ck up the goblin army??? Have you ever watched the Womping Willow beat the sh*t out of Ron and Harry? Pine trees are Godless killing machines, as you can see from the links below....http://www.dailynews.com...http://wxerfm.com...http://www.queenanneview.com...http://www.google.com...http://www.ebaumsworld.com...http://www.google.com...