DDO Rap Tourney Finals: omelet vs. theLwerd

http://www.youtube.com... Calm reflection as I ponder the Comments Section You guys are so hard on me like you got an erection They're expecting rejection so instead of accepting I'm excelling they're hating, complaining and yelling I'm used to it but I refuse to quit - If I lose so be it, I still choose to spit You think I give two sh!ts 'bout kids from Massachusetts? The d0uche got zits and he's thinner than a tooth pick You want me to lose quick - The winner when I'm ruthless That's what the truth is - Don't get it confused, b!tch You're just a few youth (kids) - Stupid and useless With loose lips - Talk sh!t and get hit with two fists Never said I could rap but clearly I'm an artist Lyrically I'm farther - try harder - you're garbage I'm a hard b!tch - I admit - product of environment Where I'm from conduct determines if you die in it You made your bed so get on it - get lying in it I'm eating you, omelet - that's why I'm dining on SH!T I got more one-liners than a stand-up comedian You say I'm so cold but can't handle the heat I bring If omelet made you sick then let in on this medicine I'm light years ahead of him - Just call me Thomas Edison The recorder this boy bought is a voice distorter Which unfortunately don't do a lot for for ya [CHORUS] But I am, whatever you say I am If I wasnt, then why would I say I am? In the forums, the Wiki every day I am But no fans give love to my jams Cuz I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the forums, the Wiki every day I am I dunno that's just the way I am Professional sound quality don't bother me Like your father giving you hard lessons in sodomy But who the hell do you think that your audio's fooling? Not hard to tell your spewing's auto-tune using It's more than a wee lame to sound like T-PAIN I came, I saw and your sh!t's more of the SAME That's why I'm gonna conquer - a modern conquistador Talk about my girl again - watch your teeth meet the floor Cook up a fight and bleeding ya til my hands are sore Looks like you have lukemia - go to the cancer ward Fancy I'm the Chancellor of the Board of Awards Here's the answer: Your boring a$s is rancid, seï¿½or Keep saying I'm ugly - don't give a fvck what you think of me Not scared to face you, stupid - a cam's a waste of money My rhymes are tighter - so good that they're burning I'm not cute? That's like saying Tiger Woods is a virgin But God help you if we were to kick this in person Where spitting's a virtue and equipment was worthless You're infecting - I'm cleansing like a spiritual purging Feel I'm dissecting you, cutting like a lyrical surgeon [CHORUS] But I am, whatever you say I am If I wasnt, then why would I say I am? In the forums, the Wiki every day I am But no fans give love to my jams Cuz I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the forums, the Wiki every day I am I dunno that's just the way I am Nice flannel shirt - Is that how you get all the ladies? Asked the panel - they said that it's worse than the 80s! Displayed your Plain White T (Hey There Delilah) But you ain't fly like me so you should probably lie low You f@g, your swag makes you look like a nerd too Could attack you all night but you prolly got curfew Am I right, d!ck? You still live at home with your parents? Then rap on DDO and pretend you're a bad a$s? You're a preppy tecchie - not a gangster in the slightest I'm highest in the ranks cuz I'm righteous and the brightest Macking 'bout P90s - Please, you'd fail a lie test The action you get is the kind from your right wrist Pretending you're tough but you belong on the Geek Squad Calling your bluff: You stole sh!t from my songs with LeafRod I pimp chicks while your d!ck's Limp in Bizkit world Call you a discus cuz you been make b!tches hurl I'm earth shattering - Ground breaking like Haiti That's why they say spitting's not fit for a lady Suffocate at my hand, that's why your neck's red, red neck Get on your death bed or bounce like your rent check