English is a weird, crazy, and funny language.

Rebuttals:If the plural of goose is geese then moose should probably be meese because most of the words that rhyme with it applies the same general idea. Which only makes it really complicated when it comes to some who are new to English. I was the same then, thinking, "man=men, woman=women, pan=pen?". There are many rules that should be applied when it comes to plural form. My opponent here showed that English changes over time like any other languages out there. Apologies, but I'd like to know what this has to do with our main topic. "Plural of boot wouldn't be beet because there already is a food, beets, and sounds like beat so another thing similar might cause confusion. Their, there, and they're you say all sound the same, but are all spelled differently. The plural of this is these makes sense because thisses would just make it more odd. Kiss would't be kese like this because unlike this it has TWO s at the end instead one."Boot wouldn't be beet, because the creator/s or inventor/s of this language thought it would be better (or is it?) Their, there, they're are pronounced the same way as the other. Thanks, that adds it to my list. I wouldn't make a rebuttal out of the things about "Spanish is also quite odd" in your argument because I totally agree. Languages have their weird sides in them. But that's out of the box. You might confuse me as someone who hates English right now, Con. You are mistaken. I love the way how this language is made. The people who made it must be really fun.How is English not funny? In what way, exactly? I'm seeking the answers to this with Con's help, but it seems like I don't have the answers yet. To prove my side thoroughly, I would like to elaborate more of it. I wonder why there is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. (Also cranberries, strawberries and blackberries aren't real berries, but bananas are.)Cheese isn't the plural of choose.If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?We have noses that run and feet that smell, now that's real crazy.Park on driveways and drive on parkways. Why and how did this happen?Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and can also be cold as hell?When a house burns up, it actually burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on. Um, what?When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?How can 'slim chance and a fat chance' be the same, while ' wise man and a wise guy' are opposites?English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. I was told that these are named after their inventors. Quite the irony, isn't it?If Dad is Pop, how come Mom isn't Mop? Or could Mom be Mad? If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree. Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race.