Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

* Both Trump and god like to flex their He-Man musckles and say "I am the power." * Both Trump and god pray to themselves * Both Trump and god run around in the el buffo like chickens with their heads cut off * Both Trump and god are the equivalent of three blind mousies after cheeze-whiz * Both Trump and god do not know how to plant dirt * Both Trump and god are against finding alien life elsewhere on planet earth * Both Trump and god believe in slavery * Both Trump and god blame the other fall guy for their faults * Both Trump and god are roach meat hotels Greetings! I"m so so so very glad that you are the one who has gloriously accepted this debate and NOT some cow spanking who is in absolute love with everything that Donald Trump does. I"m glad that you see a lot of satire in this and it should be taken as that.So laugh and have a good time. And of course some of them are truthful. Oh and btw, did you notice? I categorized this as "science". Ha ha not NOT "religion" or politics. Tee hee! * Compulsive liars. Though President Trump is obviously a liar (wow is that ever a "duh"), could you give an example for me to work off of where God lies? You don"t think that god lies throughout EVERYTHING in the entire bible? OK saying its not everything because nobody can prove that this god can ever exists" there are some blatant points where he freely admitted that he did lie" Ezekiel 14:9 "And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel." 1 Kings 22:23 "Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee." * Do not believe in God. Why wouldn't God believe in himself? god didn"t believe in himself to cause the great flood - to destroy all life, all man only to recreate all life and man. And then to bring jesus down to earth, he mustn"t have believed in himself - but someone else, his other prophets to carry out his will since he couldn"t do it himself etc. * Love war. Yeah isn"t that sick? And sooooooo many DELIBERATE genocides. * Babbling mouths. Well, the Bible is long. That's for sure" Yeah filled with so much CRAP. And a lot of it is repeated. And a lot of the bible, there"s just no use for. And there"s a lot of things that are not in the bible that should clearly be in the the bible. Such as a stance for free will. A stance for children"s rights. Etc. * Hiding something to achieve what they want. I don't know that God would hide anything, given that there's plenty of "evil" Bible verses. Oh god would hide plenty. Its one of the fatal flaws of the bible according to the secular web" EZ 20:25 God says that he intentionally gave out bad laws. (This means that God-given laws or commandments are sometimes suspect.) "Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live; now that"s being EXTREMELY deceitful. And people TRUST IN THE LORD? And its cleaned up with the following verse" 26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the LORD." So even more proof that god lies. * Poorest of the poor. Jesus was shown to care a lot about poor people. That"s jesus, not god. * Rich stay rich. What about the book of Job? Explain. Did god NOT make sure that the rich were to remain rich? Please provide the verses. * Fake within their own personalities. Could you clarify, please? I don't really understand what you mean. Well we both know that in no way possible does trump believe in god except for his god that is himself - his ego. Proved above with the verses * "I'm wrong". god is wrong all the time" especially the killing of all life and he even admitted it genesis 6:6 "The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled." NIV * Act impulsively. God knows every outcome of every situation, supposedly, so when those are clear and the futures are known then the actions wouldn't really be considered as being impulsive. The same thing goes with the next point that you make. That"s false because then if god was able to foresee his choices before he were to make them, that would mean that his free will is already known by him. So that"s not free will. But watch this video, its really interesting" How god Favors Evil * No nightmares/fluffy pillows. Yeah...God doesn't need to sleep. Same goes for next point of yours. Rest may be considered sleep * Don't know what suffering and pain are. In the Bible, it says that God knows every feeling a person is capable of. Doesn"t mean he understands it. Because he inflicts it, loves it and enjoys it throughout the OT * Children. Donald Trump's daughter isn't so bad in my opinion. MMMMMMMM * Cabbage batbrains. Kind of unclear as to what this is as well as how it factually applies. SATIRE make up you own meaning as is true with a lot of them. * Hate politics. Trump is part of politics. Doesn"t mean he lieks it * Terrorists. Trump is supposedly anti-terrorism; he wants to destroy Isis. Trump just bombed Syria. Yeah and Trump wants to get rid of ISIS by bombing them. That"s terrorism. * Come out ahead. Well, with God apparently being omnipotent, he will come out ahead no matter what happens. Only according to him. And its pure crap. * No idea what empathy is. Going by the same passage I had mentioned previously, God claims to know every human feeling and emotion. Just because this god knows what it is, doesn"t mean he understands it. * Bipolar disorders. No need for the hyphen, actually (I used to spell it the same way too though). With God supposedly being perfect, he doesn't have any mental disorders. Though I will agree, in the Bible it DEFINITELY seems like he does based on the way he acts. * Whirly-bird heads. I laughed at this" Glad you did! I hope you ;laughed at a few others also! * Black holes. Ah yes, as bright as a black hole...and twice as dense. Sorry there, Donald. Don"t get Donald? But I"m sure you"ve heard "You are denser than a black hole" one of the best and longest lasting insults. * Same room. With so many supposed similarities, one would wonder why. Not enough occupation space within their atoms. * Devil's hat trick. I'll need some context in order to understand what you mean" Its something that I discussed with my friend before this debate went on the air. I"m not sure of I got the saying right. Sooooooooo * Fire exit. Ah yes, the TERRIFYING sounds of baby laughter...the horror. In all seriousness, I'm yet again unsure of what you mean. Are these figures of speech that I need to learn? No its not a figure of speech. Its just something that pooped out of my little noggin. * Green eggs... Yes, Trump has gotten quite rotten *...and glam Ah yes, GLAM!!! I'm sorry, but I have to point out one little thing: you broke your rule already, saying "god damned" in one of your bullet points. But I'll let it slide... ;) I did it to really strike hard for those who are poor because Trump only cares about the SUPER rich and truly doesn"t give a damn about the poor. Yeah and this is a light hearted topic with a lot of satire, so laugh at them. But as you can also see, and as stated there"s some truth to them also.