Tennis is better than your sport.

OH... OHHHHHHH.. Oh no you didn't. Oh no he didn't. I don't even know where to get started with this. You are SOOOO going down my friend. Let's start from the last point that you made. You said that since I have never played tennis I should not be able to determine whether or not it is the best sport in the world. Let's think about the logic here. Let's THINK about this. By your logic, unless you have played a sport you cannot determine whether or not it is the best sport in the world. Based on this logic, you should not be able to say that tennis is the best sport in the world because you haven't played every sport in the world that can possibly be played. Now let me explain, for the third time, why the affordability of a sport is relevant. the more affordable a sport is the more accessible it is to the masses. if more people can play it, it becomes a sport that gives more people an opportunity to become good at it. don't compare sports to cars. a lambroghini may be a better car until you get into into an accident. good luck finding spare parts then. we'll see how much you love your lambo then. the honda civic is more affordable, reliable, less likely to get you mugged, decreases your insurance rates significantly, and i would choose a honda over a lambo any day of the week, twice on sunday. owning a honda would keep your happiness levels higher overall. but i digress. anyway, let's be serious for a minute now. you would take djokovic over GSP in boxing? yould take federer over phelps in a triathlon? you would take nadal over lebron in wrestling? you would take agassi over usain bolt in cycling? ridculous. you can't fool the people who are reading this my friend. tennis players are not even close to the best athletes in the world. I can just imagine federer trying to go against cristiano ronaldo in a 100 metre sprint. it would be funny watching federer getting owned. i would urinate in my pants watching federer try to keep up. lol, federer with his cute little baby girls. what good father..... anyway.... i wish you would not talk about maria sharapova. that's not fair. i shouldn't have to keep changing my pants during this debate. no more talking about women with thunder thighs. i can't think straight when you do that. oh dear, i am going to faint.. she is so.... sexy. i just drooled. about the drugs issue. all i am saying is that drug testing procedures in tennis are not superior to those in any other sport. i am not saying tennis is not clean. all i am saying is that tennis hasn't gone out of its way to be the best in drug testing. that said, please be serious, you cannot convince me that nadal is full natty bra. sure his biceps are still smaller than mine and less women have a crush on him than me, but everyone knows something is going on there. i am not saying that i am jealous of his good looks and that he probably slept with shakira. but if any of your tennis connections have a tape of that, please hook me up. now we come to the point about money. Tennis players are not the best paid athletes in the world. tennis events do not generate more money from tickets or ad revenue than events such as the superbowl and many other sports events in the world. tennis matches can get cancelled due to a little drizzle of rain and that causes money to be lost. all these factors make tennis inferior to many other sports. how can it be the best sport in the world when: 1. it doesn't generate the most money (we agree on this) 2. it does not have the fittest athletes (don't try too fool the people, federer doesn't even have a six pack) 3. very few children in the world can play it compared to other sports because it is so expensive 4. soccer is a $2 lambroghini and tennis is a $50,000 honda civic 5. do you have any hot pics of female tennis players to share with us? any links would be appreciated. 6. oh god, i need a minute.... yeah.. a minute.. don't judge