STALIN is secretly Miley Cyrus

Alright, let's-a-go. Stalin is secretly Miley Cyrus. Ahem. I shall refer to STALIN as a "she", partially to assert my case and partially to adhere to Rule of the Internet #34. http://rulesoftheinternet.com... Part I: Stalin isn't Stalin As you may know, STALIN is a Debate.org user who generally operates under the guise of the (in)famous dictator Joseph Stalin. The logical first step to proving my assertion is to disprove the idea that STALIN is, actually, the real Stalin. I shall do this by examining various parts of Stalin's DDO account, and pointing out discrepancies. Birth Date: DDO Stalin's birthday is April 25, 1997. Real Stalin was born December 18th, 1878. Education: DDO Stalin claims to have attended "some college". Real Stalin dropped out of seminary. Location: DDO Stalin claims to reside in The Kremlin. As you probably know, this is an armored complex in the middle of Moscow. What you may not know is that Stalin is buried a short distance outside the Kremlin. This cannot be disputed, due to the fact that, prior to his burial, Real Stalin was embalmed and placed next to the corpse of Vladimir Lenin, available to the public. Stalin is dead, and his body was on display for eight years. Dead/Alive Status: Real Stalin is dead. Dead people don't have DDO accounts that regularly spam polls. Part II: Stalin is, actually, Miley Cyrus Now, you may be thinking, "Well, now we know that STALIN isn't really Stalin. What makes you think he's Miley Cyrus?" This is where it gets tricky. Prepare yourself for a storm of Debate awesomeness. Spamming: Stalin has, with good reason, been accused of spamming requests to his friends list, asking them to vote on polls, as many as five times a day. Take a look at this page. http://www.debate.org... And now compare it with this other, equally spamtastic twitter feed. https://twitter.com... See any similarities? Subliminal Messages: As complete and utter Miley Cyrus's guise of Stalin is, the human mind is a complicated thing. For the same reason that Obama hides satanic messages in all his speeches, Miley/Stalin hid references to her dual personalities in both her songs and her debates. Observe. Miley's official DoB is November 23, 1992, or 11-3-92. Stalin's birthday, according to her DDO page, is April 25, 1997, or 4-25-97. When you take the times 0:11, 0:03, 1:32, 0:04, 0:25, and 1:35, from her popular music video "Wrecking Ball", you get the following pictures. 0:11 http://postimg.org... 0:03 http://postimg.org... 1:32 http://postimg.org... 0:04 http://postimg.org... 0:25 http://postimg.org... 1:35 http://postimg.org... Can you see that? Miley is clearly mouthing the word STALIN! Crazy. But if you need any more proof, just look at STALIN's debates. http://www.debate.org... If you peruse them, you shall notice a trend. At the beginning, STALIN spent all of his time debating about WW2, and Especially the Eastern Front. STALIN was polite, courteous, and knowledgable about his chosen topic. She wasn't the subject of Polls on the front page of DDO, but she wasn't an unknown. There were no reports of trolling, Fast forward to December 2013. STALIN is now one of the most hated trolls on DDO. She spams, hates, and has nearly abandoned the last vestiges of his old life. She has traded decency for fame, likability for notoriety. Does this sad story sound familiar? Here's Miley Cyrus, circa 2008. http://images.fanpop.com... Now compare it with a more recent picture, promoting her album "Bangerz" http://www.billboard.com... Yes, once she was Hannah Montana, but now Miley is nothing but a troll. Miley completed her celebrity transformation at the VMAs, while her debate account lost its integrity the moment she began spamming polls out of it. Enough, I say. The similarities are too obvious, the subliminal messages too blunt. STALIN is Miley Cyrus. Now refute THAT, Stalin groupie.