Nicolas Cage is probably a normal guy in real life

"True, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a normal guy in real life. It just means that he is being rewarded for his highly regarded talents. Many normal people are financially successful."If we are talking about his personality then thats true, but its just not normal to have a net worth of $18 million compared to most people which is what I was implying"Normal. Who wouldn’t buy an island in the Caribbean if you could afford it? I’d be surprised if you didn’t buy an island in the Caribbean if you were as rich as Nicolas Cage."It would be normal to buy an island when you have money, problem is that Nicolas Cage filed for bankruptcy in 2009http://voices.yahoo.com...http://en.wikipedia.org..."Normal. Many parents name their children after characters and artists that have inspired them."And how many people do you happen to know whose name is "Kal-el"??? Why not name his son "Clark" or "Kent" which is how most people remember Superman's name other then 'Superman'?"How many children have been named after Biblical characters – such as Adam, Seth, Jacob, Isaac, Elijah, Jonah, Luke? How many children have been named after famous people – such as Martin Luther King, Maya Angelou, Dylan Thomas, Jesse James, Miles Davis?"Quite a few since those names are normal for a kid to have, Kal-El isnt. "Normal. There are many people who collect things. Nicolas Cage has decided to collect stuffed creatures. This is not surprising because he loves nature."Most people dont collect stuffed animals that used to be alive that he bought for hundreds of dollars each, and do it while being broke. "Normal. If you were rich, you would own two yachts."Ok now youre just saying that every weird thing he does is normal just because hes rich. Being rich isnt an excuse for doing crazy sh*t, if Nicolas Cage bought a space shuttle and paid $50 million for a paint job to make it look like a giant dick, you cant say its normal by arguing that 'well who wouldnt buy a space shuttle and paint it like a giant dick when youre rich?'. Being rich isnt an acceptable excuse for saying that something weird is normal. "Rich people get buried in tombs. That’s just how it goes. If you were rich, you would want to be buried in one of these awesome tombs. Nicolas Cage, being a normal rich guy, recognizes how cool these tombs are.See above argument about how being rich doesnt excuse someone from doing weird sh*t in life. "Normal. If you were rich, you would buy all kinds of cars and motorcycles too."Again with the 'well hes rich' excuse.... Being rich =/= free pass to do weird stuff in life. "Nicolas does have a monitor lizard tattoo. But many normal people have interesting and unique tattoo designs."Having unique and interesting tattoo designs doesnt make a person normal, it makes them unique or interesting, which are words that are just the nicer version of "abnormal". Having a tattoo of a monitor Lizard is very abnormal and most normal people dont get tattoos of this creature on their arm.http://a-z-animals.com... "9. He allegedly hired a witch doctor to uncurse the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice for whatever reason.Even if it did happen, Nicolas Cage is an eminent prankster, and he could simply have been playing a joke on his fellow actors."Wait, so even if it did happen you claim that its NORMAL to hire a witch doctor to uncurse the set just because there is a chance that he was simply playing a joke? Tell me then, would it be normal if he WASNT doing it as a joke and legit wanted a witch doctor to uncurse the set? No matter how you put it, hiring a witch docter for any reason is not normal. "10. He paid $276,000 for a dinosaur skull because he wanted to outbid Leonardo DiCaprio Normal. The price of the object and the object itself are irrelevant. The relevant issue is why he did it."There is no rational reason to pay $275,000 for a dinosaur skull, and the price of the object and the object itself are very relevant to Nicolas Cage's insanity because only a crazy person would pay over $250,000 for something just so that Leonardo DiCaprio couldnt have it. "If you were rich, wouldn’t you want to piss off Leonardo DiCaprio? Nicolas is doing our work. He’s doing God’s work."Ok 1) Being rich doesnt mean its normal to want to piss of Leonardo DiCaprio, 2) Being rich doesnt allow someone to try to piss off Leonardo DiCaprio and be considered normal, 3) Its not normal to piss off a celebrity by paying over $250,000 for a dinosaur bone. "11. As a child, he would sneak around his neighborhood while wearing a shirt with an “S” on it and carrying a boomerangNormal. Every little kid pretends they are a super hero and plays imaginary games."You completely missed the point on this one. It is normal to dress up and pretend to be a hero, but doing it at 2AM in the back alley behind your parents house while in a costume armed with only a boomerang isnt normal in any sense of the word. 12. He proposed to Patricia Arquette on the first day he met herNormal. Particia Arquette was a young, beautiful woman and Nicolas was just putting his moves on. It is not normal to propose to someone you just met after 1 day no matter how beautiful she may be. Was he serious when he said it? Maybe, maybe not. Its not normal either way. What young man hasn’t seen a beautiful young woman and told her he wants to marry her? He proposed to her the FIRST DAY HE MET HER which is the weird part here in case you missed that. Did Lisa-Marie Presley end up being totally weird and marrying Michael Jackson. Yes. But that’s why Nicolas ended up divorcing her in the first place. Nicolas Cage didnt divorce her because she went off and married Michael Jackson Pro.... They divorced probably because they were too weird for each other, and since she believed that Michael Jackson was LESS WEIRD then Nicolas Cage, it just goes to show how not-normal nicolas cage must really be. "14. He was drunk and tried to steal a Chihuahua that he liked from a movie setNormal. Who doesn’t get drunk and do odd things? Apparently, he attempted to steal the Chihuahua by “trying to hide it in his jacket.” Well, how else are you going to steal a Chihuahua? This is perhaps the most normal way you would steal a Chihuahua." For f*cks sake... You cant argue that someone doing something stupid is normal just because they are drunk. If Nicolas Cage got hammered and sucked someones d*ck, then it would be weird because no matter how awesome or well trained the d*ck is, in the end he is still sucking a d*ck. Getting hammered ant then stealing a chihuahua that wasnt his by trying to hide it in his jacket isnt normal simply because he was hammered. ConclusionMost of pro's arguments for why Nicolas Cage is normal is that all the weird sh*t he does is acceptable since hes rich, but being rich doesnt allow someone to have a free pass to do whatever they want and still be considered normal, especially considering that Nicolas Cage has been facing money problems since 2009. Nicolas Cage has a very weird personality, he acts very weird, he does really weird stuff, he buys weird things, hes been doing weird things since he was a kid, and none of this is normal just because he happened to be rich at one point. Nicolas Cage is clearly not normal in real life.