I can eat more bacon than you

OK, first of all, do you really think you can just waltz up to the ancient elders of Pandarthia?! it takes YEARS of baby-sacrificing to the aztec god of the underworld Mictlantecuhtli to even get an EMAIL to the all-powerful elders! to get the information from my last argument, i had to tape silver bars to babies and send them back in time to my past self who would then sacrifice them to Mictlantecuhtli who would give an email to the ancient elders of Pandarthia. then after getting it would store it on one of those awful early 2000's thumb drives and bury it along with your sister(lets just say she knew too much about Chernobyl) which i dug up and used in my argument. AND YOUR TELLING ME YOU JUST LOOKED BACK TO GET CONFIRMATION ON YOUR EATING STYLE WITH THE ALL-KNOWING ELDERS OF PANDERTHIA!!!!!!!!! you might as well accept it, i can eat more bacon than you. you have already put out information that supports my case. you have said that rice is my grandfather, that means i am your father, that means you are my son, that means you are physically smaller than me. so no matter how many seemingly impossible augmentations you put on and in your body(such as a black hole which would by the way eat mostly non-organic matter since the ratio of non-organic matter to organic matter (especially bacon) would be about 10000000000 to 1) I would still be able to fit still more devices on and in ME than you will ever hope to have! "but won't i grow bigger than you eventually?" you ask? NO! it is simply a matter of genetics, i am the child of a burly man and an even more burly woman, so naturally i will be very burly. you however, IALWAYSWINDEBATES, are the child of a bury man (me) and a slender, polite but small woman. it is like how the child of a great dane and a Chihuahua will never be as big as a great dane. and another thing, i did not cheat on princess peach with zelda-i was planning to marry both of them (i checked it out with them and they loved the idea, although i don't know why) but then the matrix happened and well you know, it changed me so i bailed on ever being in an intimate relationship again. and i don't worry about link that much, i've been trying to avoid him since he tried to join the group marriage(i'm not saying i don't like him, i'm just saying he's not my type). and i am sure princess peach is your mother, i'm surprised you didn't automatically know by her smell. they say a person can recognize their mother by smell, especially if they breast-feed you, which she did. if you still don't believe me, i have video evidence of you coming out her for you, and video evidence of you going into her for the courts(you sick pervert). also, that black hole you had implanted in your stomach? its not a black hole at all, ITS A WORM HOLE! all that bacon you've been 'devouring' has really been going into MY mouth! you actually haven't eaten bacon in 6 weeks! whahahaha! now all i have to do is wait for you to either die from lack of bacon or for you to be eaten by me by trying to remove the worm hole but instead triggering its fail-safe device and being transported directly into my stomach on romulus! i really don't see any hope for you now in this debate IALWAYSWINDEBATES, you should give up now when you have a scrap of dignity left (and before i tell on you about that more-than-one-night-stand with your mom which resulted with half-identical twins of all things!) Adam Levine is the lead singer for maroon 5 Masako Nozawa was the original japanese voice actor for my father (AKA goku AKA rice AKA your grandfather) from now on every post must dedicate one sentence to a monarch of your choosing.