Santa Claus is Real

Grow up, no offence meant. Read all the Links that I put in my argument, everything. Read my entire rebuttal. You should have the time to read everything, considering that you seem young. Firstly, *Santa Claus is not real.* Evidence: http://www.wikihow.com... http://www.telegraph.co.uk... https://en.wikipedia.org... Please note that Wikipedia states that Santa is a mythical, legendary, historical and folkloric orgins... "Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle and simply "Santa", is a mythical figure with legendary, historical and folkloric origins who, in many Western cultures, is said to bring gifts to the homes of the good children on 24 December, the night before Christmas Day. However, in some European countries children receive their presents on St. Nicholas' Day, either the 6th or 19th of December." Although I do not want to spoil your perfect, happy, idyllic world and belief, I honestly do NOT think that Santa Claus is real. Unfortunately, not everything is true. You might have grown up with Santa Claus, but I never grew up with him. Listen. Firstly, your belief in Santa was probably instigated by your parents. I know it is hard to stop believing, (just like how I'm a Christian and how my parents told me that God is not real) but honestly, Santa does *NOT* exist. The book is lying. The book is obviously made for young children, something to induce imagination in a Child. Note that your English is good, considering that I originally thought you of a 7 year old. If you're trying to troll me, don't try. "The book is infallible because it is the word of Santa." It sounds like bullsh1t to me, but if I look at it from your point of view, it's like this: "The Bible is infallible because it is the word of God." Unfortunately God is real, proven scientifically, historically and logically, and is a widely held belief, and in my case, a fact. However, Santa is the exact opposite of this. I doubt Santa would have wrote the book personally, and I also doubt that his words have been passed down from generations to generations. Santa is mythical, and he is very *VERY* old. I don't think he can live for that long, tbh. "In the book..." Nah. The book is wrong. Even if it is correct, I haven't received a single coal in my life, although I don't believe in Santa. This is probably the main reason why your friends do not believe in Santa. Santa is a fictional character. Note that the Easter Bunny is false, and not exactly real. And it is a little too late to get mad. Your belief has been trampled on, ripped apart, crushed, destroyed, wrecked, rekt, shrekt, owned, trashed, pwned, since a long time ago. Santa is false, this truth may be hard on you, and I'm sorry, but honestly. Oh yeah, question time: How old are you? Did you give your wish list to your parents where they "sent it to Santa"? You don't need to answer either of the questions. Just do something that I ask you to do this year: In your Wish List, put: -Lexus (Car. You can also put any car, like a Ferrari, or a Rose Royce) -Bungalow (You could put a mansion too, or a castle) -Immortality Potion like the one Chang'e had -Strength Potion that allows me to rival the strength of Gilgamesh/Hercules -Epic of Gilgamesh, Enuma Elish -Awesome Potion that gives you Omnipotence (God) -Potion that gives you the power of Zeus -Potion that gives you the knowledge of Athena -Potion that gives you all the good things in the world -Unlimited, infinite, wishes that will grant you any wish, and last you a perennial amount of time, a lifetime. But in your case, considering you're immortal, make it infinite and unlimited. -Potion that gives you the power of Time (Kronos) -Potion that gives you victory (Nike, Odin) -Sword of Grief (Grams) -Sword of the woman of the lake (Excalibur) -Sword of Arthur (Caliburn) -Spear of Heaven, made out of Uru, aka Gungnir -Etc. Anything that you can think of, put it down. Ensure that they are...err...hard to get. Not just any toy. If you get all these for Christmas and they work, then I'll *instantly* believe in Santa. And make my *own wish list*. Hehe. I CAN BECOME A SUPER VILLAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *Ahem* sorry about that. Tooth Fairy is a lie too. Your parents sneak into your room, and they replace the tooth with money. My brother experienced that. Please, your parents told you the truth as they thought that you could accept the lie that they had been telling you throughout all these years. Accept it. This is my rebuttal. Dingerpants, and all, VOTE 4 ME! Oh wait, I can make myself win. I'll use the *FAMOUS WISH LIST*! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN THIS DEBATE! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO Sorry, but honestly, vote for me,