My Opponent Likes The Food of McDonald's

___________________________ Assumption: My opponent assumes that I am Jonny Depp, though if that is quite a compliment, I am very sorry to inform you that I am in fact NOT Johnny Depp. On this debate site, we typically add picture icons that are either ourself, someone or something we idolize or something that otherwise interests us. My opponent assumes that my profile picture is a picture of me, when in fact it is not. For example, Xera is not a butterfly mutant chick, well hopefully not. :D . http://www.debate.org... PublicForumG-d is not a dog, this is because dogs can not type, and assuming some dog can, it would not have the debating abilities that are displayed by PublicForumG-d's debates. . http://www.debate.org... Jigsaw is not the Joker from the movie "The Dark Knight", mostly because the joker is from the US, whereas Jigsaw is from India AND because the joker is made up. . http://www.debate.org... Scorpion Clone is not Barack Obama, this is because Barack Obama is not from California, and he is NOT a conservative. . http://www.debate.org... TheLwerd is not a character from "The Boondocks", this is namely because that character is fictional. . http://www.debate.org... It is absurd for my opponent to assume that I am Johnny Depp, as a matter of fact, I could easily change my profile picture and be bugs bunny tomorrow, and Spongebob the next day, George Bush the day after that, and so on. Furthermore, I have never called myself Johnny Depp, nor do I have any information on my page that refers to me being Johnny Depp. Please look at the signitures on the following debates: . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... . http://www.debate.org... I have always signed off as "- Protagoras of Abdera" and my profile name is Protagoras. I, as Protagoras, do NOT like the food of McDonald's. I do not like the food of McDonald's! Essentially, my opponent is calling me a lier, he is calling me clandestine and most importantly, he is called me Johnny Depp! :D ___________________________ Let us assume: Let's have fun and assume that my opponent is correct. Let us assume that I am Johnny Depp, I would still admit that I do not enjoy the edible products of McDonald's, none of my opponent's "evidence" proves anything to the contrary. Take his first source for example: . http://www.primenewswire.com... In October 2006, Johnny Depp was awarded the "Courage to Care Award" along with McDonald's CEO. Exactly, that is all that the piece of evidence asserts. Sure, McDonald's CEO and Johnny Depp receive the same award, BUT, this has nothing to do with him enjoying the food of McDonald's. His second source: . http://www.yelp.com... This source is illegitimate considering that this is simply a reviews section of yelp. com. This was written by some random reviewer, clearly not a reliable source. Even if Johnny Depp used to be a kids meal toy, that doesn't mean he actually likes to eat McDonald's. I mean, everyone would say yes to a 15 million dollar check, if all you had to do was be a doll for a restaurant, despite whether or not you like their food. His third and final source: . http://johnnydeppfan.com... And I quote, "Mr. Depp said with a laugh. "At least I have something to fall back on. If things don't work out, in a couple of years I may be doing birthday parties at McDonald's -- as Edward. You know, 200 bucks a party. " First: He only says this would be a last resort. Second: This was obviously intended as a joke, as pointed out by the laugh. Third: This is not the conventional job of a McDonald's employee, he would be performing, therefore he would be a performer that happens to be in McDonald's. Fourth: If my opponent responds by saying, "if he doesn't LIKE McDonald's then why does he say he would work there? " I'd argue that, as pointed out by my opponent in his opening statement, McDonald's is an extremely popular restaurant, therefore, it would only make sense for him to refer to a generic restaurant as opposed to a restaurant of choice or preference. Fifth: This laugh may offer insight upon Johnny Depp's inner animosity towards McDonald's. Sixth: Even if you want to accept this as true, this still does not mean that Johnny Depp actually likes the food of McDonald's. ___________________________ Thanks for your time and consideration, - Protagoras of Abdera