Non-fiction writing tourney R1

Ajabi says we can post pictures so here I goDrum roll please....||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Aaanddd....*ESSAY BEGIN!**ESSAY BEGIN!**ESSAY BEGIN!**ESSAY BEGIN!**ESSAY BEGIN!**ESSAY BEGIN!* |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| “And thoust hath delivered forth our meatballs and delicious sauce…” Throughout our world, even with our eyes glued to our addictive technology, we still see the Flying Spaghetti Monster everywhere. His noodly appendages touch us in every place we go, regardless of whether or not we chose to trust him. However there is one slight problem in our world regarding the FSM. Nowadays, on television, we see lots of fictional ideals being spread around, such as Barack Obama’s economic policies having full effect on the outspread of Ebola, or even the fact that Princess Celestia is personally splitting her land up with Elsa. Thus it remains to be seen whether Tentacle Hentai pornography is credible or not. The Spaghetti Monster is generally portrayed as a simple yet nice Godlike figure. In religious texts and paintings, it is shown that the Monster interacts quite well with the human race, and the eight commandments remain followed by people even in modern day. Yet there are times of darkness as well. Due to his ancient relationship closely tied together with pirates, the Monster is very unforgiving when it comes to the practice of pirating. Ever sinse Captain Jack Sparrow was arrested, pirates’ population has declined and as a result, the Spaghetti Monster has raised the global temperature drastically to punish human kind as shown in a famous statistic graph (pictured below). It would only make sense for the FSM to send out similar monsters to molest and get it on with poor girls (and occasionally boys). The evidence is irrefutable, in multitudes of photos it has been shown that tentacle porn is now a common incident. There now remains the question: is it moral or is it not? In a simple one word, the answer is “yes”. The FSM always tries to be just and fair, and within the case of tentacle hentai porn, it is quite fair and just as is everything the FSM does. You see, it is through the bondage that the FSM only makes the sexual interaction more erotic and enjoyable. As Wikipedia notes in its page about BDSM, some pain and restrain is actually alright, making the interaction an enhanced and unique experience. Furthermore, the FSM knows it all. Regardless of the initial rejection and doubt, the FSM knows that the participant will enjoy it eventually, and perhaps look forward to more sessions. Furthermore, for those that don’t enjoy it, the FSM only hires out special tentacle creatures for them. These are rough, spiky, and not enjoyable at all. The FSM punishes these criminals for us, knowing our police force is not omnipotent, unlike itself with its infinite stored power within the meat balls and the appendages. Thus it is concluded that tentacle hentai porn is not only justified, it has many positive effects. Our FSM will deliver unto us in progressing ways, as the modern world advances, as from the cave men to modern homo-sapiens, we have all been basked in the Spaghetti Monster’s holy light. Let us hope that our behavior will remain the same, and that people will finally begin to save the pirates to show their respect for the Monster, and possibly be rewarded with some experience in sexual interaction themselves. Ramen.