Ultimate Team War: GeorgeCarlinWorshipper Style

I will begin by thanking LM for a stellar response to my frankly unfair exploitation of loopholes. I would also like to apologize for said exploitation and commend LM for agreeing to continue debating under these adverse circumstances. Since the issue of definitions has already been addressed, I will move on to my rebuttal. I would like to ask LM to leave all definitions "as is" and treat all current definitions as finalized. ============== REBUTTAL: "TACTIC ONE: Leave it to Goku!" Though I acknowledge that Goku may be able to reach Peter with Instant Transmission, I contest my foe's claim that he would be able to outclass my entire team in terms of speed. Instant transmission is, in essence, a teleportation technique; it does not allow for accelerated neural function. My reasoning lies in the very workings of the technique [1]. The source I have provided specifies that the technique "briefly moves the user into a pocket dimension which then allows them to move to any location instantly". This proves that it is a quick-travel technique, rather than a speed-oriented technique. Peter, on the other hand, is fully capable of speeding up his neural functions, as the woman he copied the ability from (Daphne Millbrook) is capable of both thinking and moving at "normal" speed when time is drastically slowed around her [2]. Since Goku would take at least one second to sense my team's Ki signatures and Instant Transmit to them, it can be reasoned that Peter would be able to selectively "freeze" time on all elements but my team. Goku is not capable of thinking at enhanced speed; thus, when he "Instant Transmits" to my team, he would be leaving himself exposed to Soul Removal by Nagato's Human Path [3], as well as any other variety of fatal attacks. IN SUMMARY: Though Goku can reach my team very quickly, Peter can still speed up his neural functions and subsequently "freeze" time on all but my own combatants. Since Goku cannot function at this speed, he would only be leaving himself vulnerable by following LM's "Tactic One". "TACTIC TWO: PREP TIME" I have already proven that Peter is capable of functioning far too quickly for Goku to compete with him. Since Goku is unable to incapacitate Peter as my opponent has suggested, Peter is still able to use Clairvoyance [4] [5] to locate my foe's team, teleport my own team there, and then have my team lay waste to LM's at enhanced speed. Since Balthier is exhausted from his battle with Vayne, he is unable to resist; Richards and Aizen are also unable to compete, as they are both infants. Strange is unable to put up any resistance as my combatants slay him before he can comprehend their presence, as he is incapable of enhanced speed. IN SUMMARY: Peter can locate my opponent's team and lead my team to dismantle them before LM's team can take any significant action. =============== Now I will address the issue of Nagato's "Pain Bodies": Though some may think that Nagato's Six Paths are each seperate combatants, this is not the case. The bodies are, in fact, corpses that Pain manipulates through his "Pain Rikudo" technique [6]. In this regard, the bodies are essentially glorified ninja tools or puppets, as they do not function independently; Nagato uses his chakra transmission rods to remotely control them. =========== I will now address each member of my foe's team and why they are unable to function at the speeds I am describing: GOKU: I have already addressed Goku. BALTHIER: Though Balthier is capable of speeding himself up, it takes at least one full second to cast Haste on himself or anyone else. This also assumes that a "Hasted" Balthier is fast enough to keep up with Peter, which is unlikely, as to do so would require moving faster than the human eye can perceive. Since Balthier's movements in FFXII can still be kept track of when he is "hasted", it can be reasoned that Balthier is incapable of keeping up with Peter. DR. STRANGE: Dr. Strange is incapable of enhanced speed [7]. The source I have provided shows that Strange is only capable of moving at great speed through use of Astral Projection, which he does not have time to utilize in this battle. Since it would take him at least a half-second to cast any magic, it can be reasoned that Peter is too fast for Strange to deal with. REED RICHARDS/SOSUKE AIZEN: Since I have proven that Strange will be killed before he can Time-Travel these two out of the combat zone, it can be reasoned that they are still infants at the time of the battle. Infants are not fast enough to compete with Peter. I will end by thanking Logical-Master for the debate and the viewers for their time. When the voting period arrives, please vote for PRO. ============ SOURCES: [1] http://dragonball.wikia.com... [2] http://heroeswiki.com... [3] http://naruto.wikia.com... [4] http://heroeswiki.com... [5] http://heroeswiki.com... [6] http://naruto.wikia.com... [7] http://marvel.wikia.com...(Earth-616)#Powers_and_Abilities