Rap Battle - Come Hard With Your Bars VI

Let me restate that, then I'll respond.Maybe you are just easily offendedYou take in more bruisesthan there is to be mendedIf he wished to be a rapper that got strandedLike a rubber band, he can be disbandedNot considered in the words he commandedNot in the respect or the desire he demandedIn his ridiculous unprofessional slanderHe may think he's strong, but can't handle a fender-bender Though he is young, but he wasn't born in SeptemberHe forgot 9/11 but the rest of America rememberedHis name is quite familiar but his name ain't LambertHe is so hype, he has temper tantrums, remember?He thinks he's not a soldier, but he's a commanderHe is even dirtier, even more filthier than pet danderEven more low down, even lower than a salamander.He may eat sushi, but he may eat corianderHe has Pikachu in pokemon, not CharmanderHe had more evidence than he could ever tamperHe is a cry baby, but he doesn't wear pampersHe may have lost his damn mind, but he still has his temperHe wished he was in a college, could of changed his name to John LambertHe was a DJ, but he could've been a music samplerHe could of joined the military, but he chose to print stampers.He was in a bear trap, then he got in his own clampersHe thought offending people was okay, that it was splendorHe was a dark horse with strong muscles but a heart so tenderLike if he was in a fender-bender Everyone forgot, but he still remembered He was forgotten, he was slanderedEveryone was a cry baby, but he's still the one wearing pampersEveryone's at the post office posting stampersHe is clean, but everyone is dirty as pet danderHe's just a soldier now, everyone's a commanderYou're eating cheeseburgers, everyone eating corianderYou're a billionaire like Donald Trump, but everyone is as low as a salamander.You are a real honest man, but everyone is the contenderYou are serious, while everyone is a pretenderYou are the slave, everyone is the demanderMaybe he wasn't even born in DecemberWhen everyone had a breakup that everyone can rememberSay do you remember, dancing in SeptemberPlease don't be mean to people, please be tenderEveryone is a fool, that is who you slanderEveryone lost their damn temper They are so divided, they're like in a laundry hamperMan, you just had Pikachu, died and lost to CharmanderThey think they're eating sushi, but they're eating CorianderYou kept evidence, but everybody tamperedMaybe you had a letter without a stamperYou watch wrestling, you watch their lost temperYou're the instigator, and they are the contenderLife is just like a thing to become a pretenderYou drive a car, but you constantly hump the fenderYou try to take care of the damn car, but you bend herYou cuss her out, then you downright slander herShe was asking to leave, but you demanded herTo stay in your household to tamper herMaybe you got caught in those steel clampersNow there are no more clothes in the laundry hamperShe has been approved by law, but has no stamperNow there is a tow truck on the way to clamp herBoy where did you go to high school, maybe Bradford?Maybe she is just a record, you're a DJ, you sample herThen you get mad, then you say she's a laundry hamperThen she really really really really lost her temperShe's saying now you are the laundry hamperNow you really really really really lose your temperEveryday, cars crash, they have a fender-benderThen they go to the hospital, now they rememberNow you have allergies, while she collects pet danderNow you're a grown up, she's a baby wearing pampersYou are not the leader of the pack, you are a memberYou are not the instigator, you are the contenderYou are not an honest man, but a pretenderYou kept her alive, but you condemned herYou left her but you remembered herShe was being so nice to you, but you slandered herYou are too lean, and she is too tenderYou crashed into her fenderNow she has been rememberedNow you have a choice, to save or abandon herBut you chose to remember herYou're not a soldier, now you're a commanderYou are no longer lean, now you're tenderNow no one is in a fender-benderNow no one remembersNo one is a contenderNo one is a pretenderNo one is low as a salamanderNo one eats corianderNow everyone has Pikachu instead of CharmanderNow you have abandoned herNow you have disbanded herNow you remembered herNow there is only one laundry hamperThere used to be many, but now you rememberedThere was so many clothes in the hamperNow you have a temperNow everyone rememberedThat you were the one in the hamperStuck in ignorant, with everyone you have abandonedNow you are scared, now you're slenderNo one is the commanderNow no one is in the laundry hamper.Now they've gone to a cruiseNow you're abandonedI did not say "Charizard" you retardI said "Charmander" is it really that hard To understand how to "come hard with your bars"You're not living on earth, you're living on mars.