Rap Battle Duo #1 (the Syndicate Slayers vs. Truth_Seeker & JonBonBon)

Queen SlayerLet the chickens step in the Lion's den, I'm predicted to win, so lets get to The EndThe game is grim, dim[0] for our rivals, its counted a sin for them hens to be cluckin' again!Da wimps T & J accepted this tighter challenge to their own dumb chagrinCall us Slayers: we move like shadows & vipers, pounce on ya like a hyper kittenSlayer KingCalculated & complicated, I'm hated by jaded DDO bittches cuz I'm lethally opinionated My teammate is underrated, she ain't faded, her wrath is inflated to make these suckas outdatedWe up against the Missing Link & his asexual photographic pansexual Leigh[1], yes, GYa see, we never seen a keen empirical proof of BonBon's true gender, a Pat[2]?, a he-she?But Jasper is verified[3], certified[3], she mortified, lil mama unleash the lyrical homicide!On these petrified betide bi-sexual brides[4], kill 'em with Syndicate terrified lyrical genocideQueen SlayerNigga we on fire, atmospherically hot, Pro-fessionals, feel how our argument is heated500 degree Fahrenheit, Oh wait, I forgot the Con-victs haven't yet been judged and un-seatedOpinions, polls, and of course, forums is where Slayers wrap riddle in raps to sedateWrite yer words here, dorks, ya'll been slaughtered like Oscar Mayer pork in this debate!A visually obvious win, playin you blind bumish ding-dongs in a rhyme game of ping pongRappin takes wit, skills to be fit to spit flips[5], Ring-ring, ya'll--back in school is where ya'll belongSlayer KingUneducated in this art, I fart on ya like Bartman[6], Seeker ya mama rides grocery carts, man at Walmart[7]And John, you tart, ya not smart, ya teammate is a pie chart, everybody gotta piece of his whack heart[8]*A Blade split him in two[8]**, and a white bittch claimin' to be a dude[9], exposed him to the nude[9]Dani accrued[10] him into dog food, my homegirl Jasper has slayed both of you broods[11] in every feud!Queen SlayerT_S you'll never see victory against me cuz you'll be caught in your own shitty verbal crapChokin', screamin', sinkin' fast like a beginner swimmer drownin' after the 1st lapJB, I scoff at your hideous face, my eyes water at ya photoshopped blemished disgraceI already know your raps will lack embrace with bad pace, I'll eat my cake, we ace this chaseBecause of my malice I'll fuhk you with a mace, I got amazing crazy catlike balanceYou two are gonna make this worse than the song for Plants vs Zombies and dance[12]You're cowering already, this hasn't even started! I'll teach you a lesson in violenceThe both of you can't rap cuz ya caught up in fake conspiracies and pseudoscience[13]!Slayer KingMan, you two ain't gonna get no cred, ya gettin' lyrically spanked red by a DDO Avril Lavigne Makin' jump like Jack's beans[14], then choppin' down by ya spleens to lyrical rape you obsceneShe don't even need Regime to intercede, to shred ya like garden weed, then Bruce Lee ya to ya kneesFhuck yo pleas, Syndicate speed stampede ya down like steeds, we game it better than Assassin's CreedRound 3 we will completely annihilate thee as we see ya deficient, malnourished submissionsCancerous lyrics unable to remission & position an offensive retaliation or defensive munitionNigga you can't snatch my crown! I'm undefeated against you & who the fhuck did you bring with you!Equality among the genders is fair, but yo hoe looks like an albino Arabian mare with a '70s hairdoTwenty Fourteen, ya'll can't surrender this soldier & his Captain who holsters a bazooka on her shoulderBlowin' away you bipolar mothafhuckas with closure, ya can't jump over 2 boulders that's universally solar![0]-dim- become vague or indistinct [1]-Name for a boy or girl (https://www.google.com...)[2]-A Pat is a non-gender specific person (http://www.urbandictionary.com...)[3]-(http://www.debate.org...)[4]-betide-to happen especially as if by fate [5]-http://www.debate.org...[6]-(http://t0.gstatic.com...)[7]-http://media.peopleofwalmart.com...[8]* [8]**-Blade (http://www.debate.org...)Wylted (http://www.debate.org...)The Russian (http://www.debate.org...)Siege (http://www.debate.org...)9SpaceKing (http://www.debate.org...)Oryus (http://www.debate.org...)Alexander (http://www.debate.org...)Lefillegal1 (http://www.debate.org...)[9]-Michelle (http://www.debate.org...)ShadowKing (http://www.debate.org...)Jasper 1 (http://www.debate.org...)2 (http://www.debate.org...)3 (http://www.debate.org...)[10]-accrued-periodically accumulated over time (before her FF) (http://www.debate.org...)[11]-brood- the young of an animal cared for at one time[12]- Video: [13]- http://www.thejrexperiment.com...[14]- http://www.d125.org...