Resolved: Ireland Does not Exist

Thank you for that response.Now moving down to some refutations:1) Ireland and snakesJust like the snakes, Ireland is also just a myth. My opponent's source is written on the misunderstanding that Ireland actually existed. Allow me to provide some evidence. http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com...; />This is a statue of St. Patrick being even more fed up with all the snakes. http://www.crystalinks.com...; width="304" height="635" />This is Zeus holding a piece of lightning.As you can see, the statues are made in very similar styles. Zeus is not real, so how can this picture of Irish tradition be real either? It's not. It's just another myth.To provide further evidence, here's some Egyptian mythology things on a wall: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com...; />You guys getting the picture? s://storiesinsightsandweirdthoughts.files.wordpress.com...; alt="https://storiesinsightsandweirdthoughts.files.wordpress.com...; />I almost apologize for that.2) AngelsMy opponent's source is outdated. I need something posted within the last week to take it as credible.I mean, times change quick. Especially among 15 year old girls. It's like one movie comes out, and all of the sudden their ideology changes overnight because some hot guy played a character that agreed with their new ideology.Not to mention, there is more than one time of fallen angel: Hell's Angels are everywhere, including in the UK. This is probably where the joke came from. What do you call a bunch of guys who ride around together? Definitely fairies. I suspect that whoever made this joke was killed, and people had to attribute it to Ireland so they wouldnt die as well.Those Hell's angels really get angry sometimes.3) SexinessAre we not going to talk about David Tennant?Ugh, he's so hot. And he's Scottish. And he's way sexier than Collin. Look at him. No stop. I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN. s://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...; alt="" width="309" height="464" /> OKAY I THINK I MADE MY POINT.Now once you're done staring at the above sexiness, you can start reading my points below.David Tennant is empirically hotter than Collin O' Donoghue. This can be taken prima facie, no questions asked. It's clear.David Tennant was definitely born in Scottland, meaning that it is possible for a place to produce such hotness without us having to revert to name dropping mythical lands like Ireland.Rebutting rebuttals:1) The DoctorNow, my opponent attempts to ignore rule number 1 of the Doctor in his last argument. http://media.tumblr.com...; />Now, The Doctor lies to keep his friends safe from truths that he perceives may harm them.In this case, the Doctor was lying to his friends to make them believe Ireland was a real place. If he didn't do that, then they may have found out that fairies were actually Hell's Angels, and Hell's Angels would've killed them like within a day.That's why the Doctor had to make them believe they were in Ireland. They were actually on a planet called Iyaland (it's hard to tell with the accent).Thus my point is still maintained.2) Drunk peopleNo argument has been given here now that the above refutation was refuted.3) AnarchyThis is sort of an irrelavant point, because I'm speaking to the mythological land of Ireland, which according to the mythology has no single dominating power, but I'll entartain it anyway.Of course anarchy is a good thing.First of all: it has inherent checks and balance. Anarchy actually is the balance to immoral systems.Certain people are inclined to do good things and certain people are inclined to do bad things. This is true in any system, including a system with a government. The only difference is that in an anarchy, everyone is equal instead of certain people being able to command the police over you.Second of all: poverty doesn't exist in anarchy. Without money, how does poverty exist? It doesn't. Point proven.Third of all: it leads to further ecological and sustainable lifestyles.By the process of natural selection, the humans who do not live a sustainable lifestyle will learn or die out. http://ct.fra.bz...; />Because of this, the world will become a healthier place. When you're responsible for everything you own and do, you start to live more responsibly. You don't have a choice. It's either that or you die. Anarchy would be far better than our government.Fourth of all: It Would Result in the Expiation of Power and Wealth Through an Ethics of ReciprocityNot really sure what that means, but I just copy and pasted it from here http://themindunleashed.org... which is where I've been getting everything else.Trust me, it's a benefit though.Hold on, let me read it. I always hammer other people for just posting a source and not explaining it.Oh, I think it has to do with the fact that in an anarchist society you still have specialized jobs, and people who need something like a chair will trade food for that chair, so the person who makes the chair can eat. It's something like that. Basically, for people to enjoy a good quality of life, everyone has to share stuff for everyone to survive. Otherwise, natural selection.Fifth of all: It would bette society's attitude toward each other.This sort of pulls from the above points. Whene everyone is taking responsibility for their actions and trading fairly in order to get what they need, everyone starts to respect each other a little more. Like you don't just brush off the guy that made your couch, because you and your spouse have been using that couch extensively, and it's a very good part of your life.So you end up respecting couch guy.It's a really good idea. Trust me. It's not like The Purge or anything like that. It actually has some intellectual backing to it.Thank you for reading. I look forward to my opponent's response to my complete smackdown.