Ninja Are cooler than pirates

i am going to simply list a few reasons why a ninja is cooler/better than a pirate okay 1:ninjas are stealthy and live a life of honorable adventure where as pirates are thieves who get drunk and rape anything that breaths. 2:ninjas have weapons that are totaly bamfin namely kunai, shuriken, smoke bombs, explosive concoctions, tontos, numbchucks ( if needed), swords(usaly katana but can be broad or otherwise), and yes i know that pirates use swords 3:ninjas do talk and Japanese rocks ( by the way japanese is very easy to learn i am learning it at the moment)( and ninjas must no many languages for assassinations all around the world) 4:plenty of ninja movies have done well just not in america where the complexity of not straight good vs evil plot design is not respected or commonly enjoyed 5:the ninja wears what ever he or she wants not just the stereotypical black suit and even to the stereotype of full body suits they are not always black they are different colors for different missions and environments. also the full body suit is not hot but breaths well and has a reason behind it, plenty of weapon holding space and they can loose per sewers in a chase 6:ninjas are more intelligent than pirates; being strategist and thinking and entire kill through before running in weapons drawn 7: in this situation who is better:( i will place the scenario and then let you say why you think a pirate would be better then i will tell you why i think a ninja would be better) a political member of the a national congress needs to be assassinated. the politician is going on a safari on the african coast line. he has body guards of coarse but the person has specified that only the pollution can be killed and it must be during the day at 6 am when his safari starts, and you must not by any means be caught. finaly this is based in the late 1700's so you can only use the weapons of the time that were commonly carried by your people. 8:pirates were not so much gay but had sex with men more often than you would think. i mean they could be at sea for months at a time and they weren't gona wait for land, and even when they did go into port then they hooked up with bar whores who were usually disease ridden and dirty. ninjas how ever can hook up with any girl they want be it a political figure or a high class geisha. 9:pirates are drunken fools as shown in PC I, II, and III. who could hardly walk after a long night of drinking none the less fight. whereas a ninja has self control and discipline and is always ready to fight, and even when they do drink it is a small amount of sake. 10:finaly ninjas have honor they will not pillage a town and kill everyone in it or raid government ships unless it is the good of the nation or they are paid to do so, but even when they are going to be paid they find out why and only do it if it will help lots of people. they also don't kill one another simply for gold or jewels, like most pirates would. a pirates only sense of honor is the acquisition of parlay and even then it only applies to pirates. your turn PS global warming would have occurred with or without the decrease of pirates or without the help of cars or any other modern technology.