Santa Claus is Real

Wow. Your argument is based on literally almost no premise. You did not bring up my Religion? I laughed out loud when I saw that bullsh1t. Look in the comments: "You do realize that all my arguments were just recycled arguments for christianty that I changed to accommodate Santa Claus. Just saying." Stated by JR himself, personally. There is no such thing as "Babble" or "10 commandments of Santa" or anything else. I presume you made that up yourself. Go do an internet search, if you can find a website as evidence, I admit that there is a new Religion about Santa. Not a Religion made up by yourself. Unless you make up some bullcrap about you walking up a hill and receiving a tablet with the 10 commandments of Santa from Santa himself, and then throwing the tablet onto the ground and causing a massive earthquake, I don't think there's any way to rebut this. I regret to reply to you that you have almost no backup evidence for most of your claims, except for some. It is time to accept the cruel reality, and not live in the idyllic reality that you believed in, and continuously deceive yourself. That reality will be shattered, broken by me. It is about time you learn, most 15 year olds already know the actual, sad truth. (Sad to you, that is) "Santa will not give any of those super cool awesome presents to anyone. I will simply say this is not true. He just won't give them to you because you don't believe in Santa. Santa would most definitely give all those presents to me because I have faith in Santa." Please, this is not how a 15 year old argues. In that case, I would like to the the Epic of Gilgamesh (tablet) in your hands, and you gaining immortality and floating to the moon, and you being omnipotent, omniscient, and stronger, better, than Santa. (Who is a lie) Prove your power right now, by destroying all the 7 wonders of the world. It will be on the news; fear naught, I will definitely be fking watching. Fyi (For your info), saying that you do not have the items right now/saying I have to wait till Christmas is basically a win for me. If you had read through the Christmas List which I recommended, you would have noticed "Potion that gives you the power of Time (Kronos)" The future you would have teleported back to the past and destroyed the 7 wonders of the world. I hate it, especially when idiocy and ignorance is the hardest to Debate, as they cannot see your points, and ignore them. In your first paragraph, you state that Parents are testing their Children, pushing their beliefs of Santa to their very limit. Right off the bat, I believe I have found a fatal flaw that you have made. "When you turn 18 years old an adult will inform you of the real truth. The shocking truth. The truth that Santa is real and he was the one actually giving the presents the whole TIME!!!!" Now, readers. How about you go search internet. And find out what *EXACTLY* is wrong with this damned statement. Or, any of you, could ask a 18 year old (and above) person and ask him if his Parents have fking said that Santa was real. The evidence is absolute, concrete. I dare you, JR, ask someone on this Debate Website, who isn't bribed or in cahoots with you, to answer this question truthfully. Your Second Paragraph is also bullcrap. Let me point out the flaws in your argument: "The reason that the parents had to pretend that they were giving the presents is because Santa refuses to give teenagers presents because to often they ask for drugs and other illegal things. The only way to make teenagers not request things from Santa was by having the parents pretend that Santa wasn't real so then the teenagers would immediately assume this was true." Firstly, teenagers do NOT ask for drugs and other illegal things/alcohol. Any educated teenager would know that drug and other illegal things harm the body. Majority of teenagers are educated (in my country), almost all are. Besides, drugs are only for one purpose: Joy. Peace. Happiness. I am sure Santa could grant pills that don't harm the human body, making the teenagers happy. As for the government part, as my readers should know, total bullcrap. I should have skipped that; I lost a few neurons. And I mean that literally. Santa does not have to deal with all the drug and alcohol requests made by teenagers? Are you kidding me? He could solve that problem instantly with a flick of his hand; he is omnipotent, as stated in your above argument. Most of them are bullcrap, but they are also unfalsifiable. They have absolute no concrete evidence that can be proved. Your statements have absolutely no evidence at all. This is not the work of a 15 year old. As for the Science, I'm afraid, Science is nothing, if it cannot be proven, or is too imaginative and stupid to be logical. Science is supposed to be a logical way to explain things to people, to get them to understand. The Science part was good, but your foundation which you built your claims on was bad. Oh wait, you don't actually have a foundation. Are you retarded... We need concrete evidence, not something out of a Child's imagination. Btw (By the way), Santa wouldn't need to go to a fking research lap to get researched, especially if he is omnipotent and omniscient. He shouldn't bother to even acknowledge the humans. He is, after all, omnipotent. He could just snap his fingers, and BOOM! Scientists understand everything about him. No need to go through dreary things like that. Note that the Elves use technology higher than that of the humans (diamond machines). That contradicts your earlier statement about toys having same technology as humans. Note that Santa has no use for Elves. He could create all toys with a snap of his fingers. Also, he does not need to climb down a chimney, considering that he is omnipotent. He can do anything he wants. Yet he does not solve chaos, death, and others. But *NO* he continues to make toys and give out toys .-. .There is a serious flaw in this. Santa has no use for any servants. God however, has use for Angels and Humans. He balances everything. He makes the Dark, he creates the Light. He kills, and resurrects. He makes the rich, he creates the poor. Wow, an intern. Sooooooo believable! Hey, you readers out there, how many of you believe this story? You have no evidence, concrete or not, to support your claims. Do you not understand? I can say that: God gave me a task. God gave me a reason to be in this world, I was born to eradicate idiots like you off the face of the Earth. God himself told me. God told me, I have a reason. He told me, when I was 5, that someone like you would come and talk about Santa. God predicted and foresaw this. Yeah, he did. He is guiding me right now, I can hear his voice. Note that all those are bullcrap. But this, is how exactly you sound. You have no evidence, and they aren't even half solid concrete. I have a bad feeling you're smarter than this, and you're just waiting for the final Debate. *NOTE THAT PRO HAS NOT REBUTTED ALL MY STATEMENTS, AND ARE CURRENTLY IGNORING THEM! THIS IS A SERIOUS MISTAKE FOR HIM! THIS EITHER PROVES THAT I WIN (AND THAT HE HAS NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE) OR HE AGREES WITH MY STATEMENTS!* I shall now compile & summarise the Rebuttals that you have ignored: Rebuttals not rebutted: -Wikipedia, and almost all links related to Santa states that Santa is false, fake, and a lie. This surely proves something. -None of the non-believers of Santa has received coal for Christmas ever in their lives. -God is real, proven scientifically, historically, logically, is a widely held belief, and in my case, a fact. God has almost literally been proven, the part where it is proven Scientifically is based on a *strong foundation*, while yours doesn't even have a foundation. -Destroy the 7 Wonders of The World, right here, right now. I haven't seen it yet. You can also claim credit for destroying the 7 Wonders of The World. -Santa does not need Children's wish lists, he is omniscient, and already knows what everybody yearns for or wants. -Most of your links are unfalsifiable. Get better concrete, hard, evidence. "I have solid evidence behind the existence of Santa". Don't make me laugh. -He answers "at least 90% of the time". What is with that "at least" and "90%"? Santa is, according to your statements and claims, omnipotent. He can answer 100% of the time. - If Santa was indeed omniscient and omnipotent, he would not need anybody to catch him on a mere technological device (that is, a camera). Neither will he need a child to catch him putting presents below the Christmas Tree. It is hardly evidence and illogical. Santa would wanting to be on tape is pure crap. -You yourself admit that Santa's thinking is flawed. Isn't this strange? Starvation. Hunger. Tragedy. Overpopulation. Santa does not solve these problems, instead he gives out presents to kids. -"Santa is helpful to everyone and uses his immense power very wisely." You usually say a sentence like this when you have a limited/finite amount of power. But remember, Santa is "omnipotent". So he does not have to use his immense power very wisely. Santa does not have a great plan. The more I read, the more you blasphemy. -There is no such definition of "Babble". In your context, you state that this "Babble" is a book. Allow me to show you: Babble: talk rapidly and continuously in a foolish, excited, or incomprehensible way. Somehow, it admittedly suits you. -You admit that you copied some statements from the Bible, and changed them. Gtfo, and Stfu. Saying one thing while Debating and saying another thing in the Comments section widely affects your position. -You have no evidence, concrete or not, to support your claims. Do you not understand? -There is a serious flaw in this. Santa has no use for any servants, yet he has elves to make toys when he could materialise them out of thin air. -Elves have higher technology than Humans, but the toys are still the same. -More rebuttals but out of spac