Nicolas Cage caused the government to shut down so he could steal the Declaration of Independence

Starting with the Con case:As the Negative I will argue that my opponent's arguments are false and should not be voted for.My opponent argues that Nicolas Cage caused the Grid Lock, and used it to steal the Declaration of Independence. This cannot be true however, because Nicolas Cage is not the Nicolas Cage my opponent thinks he is. He is John Travolta.1. John Travolta and Nicolas Cage never really switched back at the end of Face/Off (1997), but rather Travolta used this swap to allow himself to perform undercover acts for the Scientologists and leave all the blame on Nicolas Cage. In the movie Face/Off, Travolta and Cage have a face transplant performed to try and ruin the other one's life [1]. The end of the movie allows the audience to assume that they switch back, but it is never shown. This is because the scientologists had this part of the movie erased to keep Travolta with Cage's face. This was a key part in the plan of the Church of Scientology because it allowed them to portray Cage as a crazy person, but get him close enough to things like the Declaration of Independence without drawing attention to the scientologists. Nicolas Cage was raised as a Catholic but ever since 1996 (a year before Face/Off was released, yet it was in production) has denied having a religion because Travolta was trying to keep the scientologists out of the scene. I also want to say that most, if not all, of the actions my opponent talks about Cage doing were done after the release of Face/Off, meaning all of them were done by John Travolta. 2. The Scientologists needed the Travolta-Cage to star in movies like National Treasure to get close to the Declaration of Independence and learn the best ways to steal it.The Scientologists need the Declaration of Independence, a very important and cherished American Document, to fully assert their power. The CoS is recognized as a "official" religion in the US, but that is not enough. It is still watched by many groups and parties that do not trust it nor it's members. If it had the most important document of the most important country, and it held it ransom, it would be able to fully declare that it is not a force to be reckoned with. All the time stories are posted in the news about the "cult-like" aspects of the church, as seen when Tom Cruise's wife divorced him and "told all" about her experience, but these are all acts from anti-Scientology groups who still suppress the people's ability to partake in their chosen religion. To stop these groups is the reason why the Scientologists need the declaration of independence, and why John Travolta (acting as Cage), shut down the government to take it.Onto the Pro Case:1. My opponents first argument is that Nic Cage is known for doing this sort of crazy stunt. But the examples he lists are all events that happened after the filming of Face/Off, meaning it was never Cage that performed these acts and "crazy stunts" but rather Travolta acting upon the wishes of the CoS. 2. I have two arguments against my opponents second point. The first is that he assumes that since the President is black that bad things will happen, but that is not true. Some of the US's most remembered real-life tragedies happened under a white president (9/11, Pearl Harbor, etc). Simply having a black president did not attribute to hardships in our government. My second argument is that I concede to the point about how easy Congress would be to destroy from the inside-out. The Scientologists knew this and that is why they chose to act now rather than some other time.3. I also concede to the point that the best time to steal the DoI would be when the government is shut down. Again, that is why the Scientologists acted now rather than some other time.4. My opponents 4th argument lists reasons why Cage would need the Declaration of Independence. But I again would like to stress that Nicolas Cage is no longer a real person, but rather a disguise for Travolta to use when acting in the name of the CoS. None of those reasons apply because the Nicolas Cage my opponent speaks of is a fake. As I already stated in my second argument on the Con case, the scientologists have a reason to get the DoI in order to assert their stance that they are a force to not be reckoned with. I strongly urge you all to vote Con because this resolution cannot be true because, as I have stated, the Nicolas Cage of the present is only a disguise for Travolta to act out the wishes of the CoS. Thus, it was John Travolta who shut down the government to steal the Declaration, not Cage. Thank you. I look forward to my opponent's rebuttal.Sources: [1] - http://www.imdb.com...;