Yay! Another Rap Battle!

I'm just going to put this on record - you beating me rappin'? Something like constipation - because that cr@p just won't happen It's sad that you had to jack my rhyme schemes 'cuz you can't rhyme mean How many times do I have to say this? I own you like Myspace with Imeem I mean it might seem that you improve on my 'schemes but I deem: You may have struck once with a line, but it won't strike twice; lightning Give up the pipe dream; I'mma about to lay down the creed; Nicene It's bad timing; everybody, why can't you see that obviously this loser's weak? L, I'mma tell you one time; you better "raise up" off me like a booster seat You're old and dated; I'm just that new model; the newer jeep L, don't try to lure these guys with bravado; I wish you would try to smoke me - homie, try it After this battle I'mma get in trouble for f--kin with a white girl like Kobe Bryant Don't be cryin'; you're so bad you must be one of the seven dwarves with your Dopey rhymin' Your only tie-in with my skills is to use my raps; your incompetence? Common sense; you're not in contest with me; as far this battle - you better abort this "baby" like you thought it had no consciousness Hope you don't meet with me like a conference; I smashed you in my first verse and not one's been common since Call me Loch Ness 'cuz I'm just plain monsterous; I know there's no response to this She trying so hard to be black and off-color - it's offensive like black-face She had more retorts; but she saw how I flip 'em on her then hit that backspace 'Cuz I got her all confused and frantic like a rat-race in a rat-maze 8 mile? You got 8 trials to go before you're in the big leagues; more of a imitation than A.I. We get it - you like "fruits" like you were standing in the grape aisle My mom gave you that fake smile but didn't ditch the penile; just switched the lead style; It was a prank - she told me: "b!tch just reeks vile, pcp, 'execute' like this was Green Mile" Speaking of fantasy; you're going to need magic to move me: "Locomotor!" You and winning this battle just isn't meant to be like Ron and Lavender This situation is kinda "Hairy" for you and you lookin' Weasely; you can't harm this dude; I need to try harder to disarm you? Nope, just "Expelliarmus!" This battle was just carnage like when two trains slam Yup I got that retarded good flow; Rain Man - dang, fam I think that's a sign I got into your head like a brain scan I don't think you really intended to spark up my first flames like a cave man That fact is just obvious can the church get an "Amen!"? I'm good with numbers; I'm the 1 2 see around here you think your network is 3G Your flow is flat and two dimensional; mines is that good ole HD 3D I was giving you some leeway; but I'm cutting that off like a 4skin, come see me You get the heebie-jeebies tryin' to consult my medical profile My psychiatrist? More like they got me taking meds for what I throw up; no bile I know why you'll rock stilettos in my presence; 'cuz you can't step on my level Just "run-on" like a sentence; 'cuz I'm the just the best and I have the mettle to show it; I'm reppin' Sacramento; judging from the way you spit you had better pack the mentos It's over; you already lost and I don't recommend carrying on past the end, though....