Ultimate Team War

I accept his compromise in terms of rule breaking (i. e. yes, Askbob can be on any website), and offer the following restrictions on my own team members. Borg: I never intended to have an unlimited number of Borg, though I did fail to specify how many I have. According to [1], the average Borg ship has 64,000 members so let's say I have 64,000 Borg. Cable: Though my source did not specify how many people he can interface with, let's say he can telepathically connect to 100 people at a time. In this sense, the Borg count as a single person since they share a mind. -------- Incapacitation Rebuttals 1. Invisible Woman, repulsed though she may be, will not be killed. She must be killed for my opponent to be victorious. How can she be killed when she is constantly running away from Som31? However, she does not have to be repulsed. Borg are neither male nor female [2], so all I have to do is assimilate Invisible Woman into my collective. 2. This only incapacitates Magneto, and does not kill him. However, I will accept that if Magneto is incapacitated by deep confusion, he is trivial to kill. But once again my solution comes from the Borg. Borg do not care about the thoughts of non-Borg, so if Magneto is assimilated, he will completely ignore Brian's rambling. It is also possible that a different Borg can come to Magneto's rescue. 3. I thought Askbob could only generate a new account after he died. Irrespective of that issue, my opponent has not taken into account the possibility that Durandal has a parallel processor. I mean, what kind of futuristic AI would not have a parallel processor? 4. So Askbob can provide lulz while creating many accounts? How is this possible? Anyway, the Borg a) are emotionless and b) ignore inferior creatures. 5. For the third time, the Borg are saving my team. Cable can be assimilated, and then ignore LM's debates. 6. Ah, I see what my opponent means by Last Word. But how can he force my team members to continue arguing? Why can't they just quit? Additionally, why can't they kill RR in between arguments or while RR is presenting his arguments? -------- Assimilation Rebuttals Preface: Each of these arguments goes against rule 6. However, I will rebut them just for fun. 1. But then she would run away from Som31, and would not have the advantage of the Borg on her side. Additionally, there are ways to prevent this. a) She could become a Borg, and Borg are not charmable. b) Cable could use his strong will and great intellect to hold Invisible Woman on his side. In fact, Cable could turn this around and use charm on Som31, Brian and RR. (It probably wouldn't work on LM. ) 2. One word: Borg. 3. How can Askbob hack into Durandal? Durandal is a much better hacker than Askbob. -------- Destruction Rebuttals 1. Wasn't this mentioned in the incapacitation section? 2. Ha! Durandal is five hundred years old, and is from the future. No virus known to man can penetrate his virus protection. Time travel eight hundred years into the future and bring back a hyperintelligent AI virus, and then maybe we can talk. 3. While debating, Magneto crushes RR's skull in with a large metal object. Or maybe Cable just punches RR really hard. 4. Once again, Borg. Besides that, she is not dead, just asleep. And she'll wake up if you come into her house to try to kill her. She sleeps like a soldier, that one. Also, Cable could use his immense willpower to help comfort and recapacitate* Invisible Woman. 5. a) Borg do not listen to petty humans. b) If any Borg shows signs of emotion, he is immediately disconnected from the collective [3]; while they are busy incapacitating one Borg, one of my other team members or another Borg comes up and kills Askbob and RR. *That's not a word, but it should be. ======== Conclusion ======== I have shown why my opponent's strategies will not work. But my opponent has not shown why my strategies will not work, probably because they WILL work. I look forward to the next round in this exciting debate. [1] . http://memory-alpha.org... [2] . http://memory-alpha.org... [3] . http://memory-alpha.org...