Jesus Christ was gay and John the Apostle was his boyfriend

No wonder the Pope is so reluctant to apologise for all those Catholic priests who abuse their positions of trust to queer up young men and boys: the Pope has a thorough understanding of the "New Testament" (the sequel to the "Old Testament") and, therefore, knows that the main character in the book, Jesus Christ, was himself a screaming homosexual. Furthermore, the Pope will also be aware that another prominent character, John the Apostle, was another roaring poof and that he became Jesus' boyfriend later on in the story. But what is the evidence for this? And why haven't we heard more about this before? Well, a Pauline epistle, written on lead codices recently discovered in Jordan, suggests the early church was anxious to not to offend the social and political establishment of the day. As the expert on Christianity, Michael Ruse, observed: "The classically educated Paul, who was himself gay, saw that same-sex activity was inimical to the success of Christianity in the highly homophobic societies in which he lived. Hence, same-sex affections and activity were concealed, to be known to and practised by only the leaders in secret – the guardians of Christianity as one might say." But now, with the ability of the Christian churches to persecute 'heretics' in decline, and the threat of prosecution under blasphemy laws waning, the reality of Jesus sexuality and his relationship with his "favourite disciple" can be exposed. JESUS NEVER MARRIED Jesus was a Jew and, even today, all Jewish men are expected to marry and start a family - and two thousand years ago the religion was even stricter - so it would have been highly unusual for a man of his age never to marry. JESUS REJECTED THE SEXUAL ADVANCES OF WOMEN Another character in the New Testament, Mary Magdalene, the neighbourhood slut, made it clear that she would not only accept Jesus into her heart, but into her vagina as well, but he rejected her advances. JESUS WAS A MUMMY'S BOY Jesus was a unusually close to his mother, even after he had left home. He paid her very frequent visits and devoted a great deal of attention to her. As Michael Ruse wrote: "There is at least one incident when Jesus quarrels violently with Joseph (Jesus' father), who shows great hostility and makes wild claims about 'manliness'....we have here a classic example of the Freudian triangle: over-possessive mother, hostile father, gay son." JESUS WAS A PETULENT DRAMA QUEEN Jesus was for ever having girly tantrums and never stopped bitching about people - here are just a couple of examples: "Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves." (Matthew 21:12-1) "And on the morrow, when they had come out of Bethany, he [Jesus] hungered. And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find anything thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for it was not the season of figs. And he answered and said unto it, ‘No man [will] eat fruit from you from now on — for ever." (Mk. 11:12-14; 20-21). JESUS FAILED TO CONDEMN HOMOSEXUALITY In the recently discovered Pauline epistles there is a new parable, that of the two young men where Jesus speaks approvingly of one young man having his soul "knit with the soul" of the other, and loving him "as his own soul". However, at no point in the New Testament did Jesus takes the opportunity to condemn homosexuality, even though it is clearly forbidden in the Old Testament. JESUS WAS AN ENTERTAINER A disproportionately high number of men in showbiz are homosexual and just like Elton John, George Michael and John Travolta, Jesus was an entertainer - he liked nothing better than go down to the lake and impress the crowds with illusions such as appearing to walk on water or by performing conjuring tricks such as making loaves and fishes appear as if from thin air. What a showman, what an entertainer, what a poof! JESUS RAN A MEMBERS-ONLY GAY CLUB Only men were allowed to join Jesus' cosy little clique of disciples, and furthermore, they were expected to adopt a gay lifestyle as a condition of membership. Jesus said: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14, 26). Although it cannot be proved that all the disciples were gay, the original Aramaic version of the New Testament makes it clear that John the Baptist certainly was. In that edition, Jesus said this "…that among those who are born of women there has never risen one greater than John the Baptist…" (Matt.11:11 Lamsa). The phrase "born of women," when applied to men, meant that the man was womanly, or effeminate. Further proof that John the Baptist was homosexual was that he who spent much of his time frolicking in the Jordan River with naked young men. Let's be absolutely clear about what he was doing with these young men: John is called the Baptist and the word "baptist" means "washer" in Greek. JESUS WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH JOHN THE APOSTLE The New Testament makes it clear that Jesus was having an affair with one of his disciples, as the following passages plainly illustrate: "He riseth from supper and laid aside his garments" (John, 13:4) "Now there was one of his disciples who was leaning das-mik on his bosom, the one whom Jesus loved...So that disciple leaned himself n'fal on the breast of Jesus, and said to him, My Lord, who is he?" (John 13:23,25 Lamsa). The disciple lying on Jesus' bosom was John the Apostle, Jesus' "favourite disciple" and the intimate words of John lying on Jesus' breast, give John the characteristics of a gay male. That's because the Aramaic word "smak" means "to lay upon, rest and sleep." In other words, Jesus held a dinner party for the members of his gay club and he drunk too much wine, got naked and made out with his boyfriend in front of all the guests. If all that isn't proof that Jesus was gay and that John the Apostle was his boyfriend, I don't know what is. Vote Pro. Thank you. Sources: ---------- Jordan battles to regain 'priceless' Christian relics http://www.bbc.co.uk... Mary Magdalene and the Disciple Jesus Loved http://www.lectio.unibe.ch... Homosexuality in the Bible http://www.homosexualeunuchsandthebible.com... The New Testament http://www.catholic.org... Jesus was Openly Gay - article by Michael Ruse http://www.guardian.co.uk...