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Previously I wrote a brief story on Hairy Penis the case of mistaken identity, This is a continuation of that. Found here: https://www. Debate. Org/debates/Class-assignment. /1/ Rules. -You must write a segment of the story continuing where I left off below. -You may not end the story. -You may not change perspective. -You may change the direction and flow however you wish. -Please put effort into this. -Djksp is not allowed to vote on this. Hairy Penis and the goblet of cum. I previously spoke about my enrolment in Hogwarts, That was during my first year and things were rather tame then, Now however, They have reached a whole new level of fanaticism. For a bit of back story, After I stole the head master’s meth stash I was confronted by Snape who asked what was inside the barrel, I claimed it was gravy to avoid being raped by Snape who has been known to rape students as punishment. Snape escorted me to the school kitchen where I handed over the barrel of meth to the cooks. To cut a rather long story short, The entire school got massively high, Some students overdosed and died, The whole incident drew attention from the ministry of magic who decided it was time to find out what was going on at Hogwarts, They sent an inspector to look at the school and write a report. During assembly and before the inspector’s arrival, Dumblecunt urged everyone to be on their best behaviour, It was at this point Dumblecunt chugged his bottle of beer and threw it into the crowd of students, Drunkenly exclaiming, “If I catch any one of yees misbehavin, I’ll feed ya fookin corpse to tha fookin pigs! ” If anyone was going to make the school look bad, It was certainly Dumblecunt. It was the day of the inspector’s arrival and I had to be up early for class, I made my way to my herbology lesson, On my way I saw a strange large man in a coat, Intuitively I knew this was the inspector and ran ahead of him to warn my class mates. I opened the door to be greeted by professor Snape doggy style f**king Ron’s sister in front of the whole class. “Consider this punishment for shooting heroin in my class b*tch! ” Snape proclaimed as his hips thrust back and forth. “Snape, The inspector is on his way! ” I screamed. Snape’s eyes widened and he grabbed Ginny by the hair, Tossing her into the store cupboard. Just as the inspector came through the door, Snape had finished pulling up his trousers. “Hello, My name is John and I will be observing your class today” the inspector stated in a very authoritative tone. The class begun and Snape started off by ranting about how different strains of weed will affect you differently and that you should always buy in bulk as it’s better value for money. Snape begun razing his voice as Ginny was banging on the cupboard door in an attempt to drown out the sound. The inspector looked puzzled by the distressing sounds. In response, Snape suddenly snapped, Wand in hand he opened the cupboard door and screamed, “AVADAKAVA B*TCH! ” instantly killing Ginny. “I apologise for that; it was a mouse” The lesson nonchalantly continued. During the 2nd day of the inspection I was eating my lunch outside and noticed the inspector observing a group of 5th years attacking a 1st year, They were beating him with wooden bats and ruthlessly trying to kill him. One of the fatter 5th years bellowed aloud, “MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS! ” The group carried off the 1st years lifeless body to perform various malign and malicious misdeeds. The rumours were that they’d partake in a group orgy with the body and eventually cannibalise it. “Great, Now we have murderous, Cannibalistic sex cults in the school” I thought to myself. Things were really getting out of hand. (Con continues the story)