Rap Battle Caker man vs masterful quality>quantity.

You'd cower in fear seeing my mom with a damn sandalRan, handle that bad case of Lamb Camel'sCouldn't spit if your life depended on itInstead i'll sacrifice you for some ham and a pack of Camelstalk of water but your flow is weak, so to speakIf I were to document this battle it'd be on a Land Channeltitle the episode "Canned Spam Vs. A Savage Mammal"guess which one is you as I eat you and spit out your flame weaker than a sham candlethis man acts hard but wears women's flannelthis man is a p-ssy like a member of Gagglelike a baby that never stops crying your head's been rattledwith that last round you really must want a battleshould have put more rounds in don't be so bashfulyour legacy won't live, not even in a time capsulei'm raining down on you like a biblical storm of unprecedented proportionsme and the crew ride down your block like the four horsemengo savage mode fighting you like a RomanIt was at about this moment I realized that before my eyes Masterful was dying off like the Blockbuster franchisehe's a damn liar who you can't criticize without him crying like he just got freshly circumsizedto be honest it kinda makes it hard to empathize when he's losing a battle to a man who's whole talent is to improvise every line he makes, I never modify my sh-t because i've got what it takes to monetize my style when i'm whooping someone who barely qualifiesI pulverize and publicize your face, I satirize every event at every placeI paralyse those who challenge to face their fatethe underlying issue is that I terrify youon levels you can't quantify, you're in the thick of the stewI hospitalize you with these sick lines they gave you the fluso fantasize about this time when you got jewedyou've been screwed because now i'm muffling so noone can hear your criesyour career is like the Titanic and it just capsizedso I guess this is goodbye?NOPE I'm not done with my homicide haven't yet had the time to make it look like suicide come at you katana swingin' like a Samuraiby the end of the rap I'll be justified barely leaving you alive even though i'm not yet satisfiedso keep your snide comments to yourself, but this time i'll let it slide just be warned next time you'll get washed up on the ocean sideI'm doing all of these raps off of the top of my nogginthat's why it may appear that my rhymes tend to soften but it doesn't happen often even though you may catch me wheezin' and coughin'so take it as a word of caution, I worked you like an auctioni'm not gonna fall for your Charles Manson brainwashingisn't my rhyme scheme awesome?i'll ask before your face gets distortionbeware man because it only takes one portionto get addicted to your imaginary fame and fortuneand then soon you'll think you're sh-t and start supporting extortionyou're taking it harder than the Lakers did Portlandand now i'm making money off the motherf-ckers I tortureYou've lost this battle like an unwanted orphanflame thrower lines will have your crop fields scorchin'i'm invading in and out of homes like I work for Orkinyou walk in the room flexin' fake Air Jordanmy raps don't have a real message and they can't be shortenedall I can tell you is that are important, you should improve your performancebefore you wake up in a bathtub missing internal organsmy good intentions lie dormantI have my sneaking suspicion you're a DEA informantmaybe that's why the PD busted in my house saying they had a warrantthat entire night before you and I spent the whole night snortin'we didn't go to sleep from Friday to Monday mornin'but then you turned around and got to contortin'and even got a confession on video recordingaccording to the investigator they're guarding your identitybut I'm disregarding every other word they sayeven thought we had alot of fun that week we have to be parting our seperate waysafter I saw you in that alleyway when you were in the middle of your menstrual phaseI said to myself I would get you one of these days and now the verse that I've laid has it's merit to be worth some praise*Mighty Morphing Ad-Libs*