All males from ages 13 to 19 should be castrated and then uncastrated once they turn 20

I agree to the parameters the Con has set forth.....Now then, This debate is about a serious issue. There are man and teenagers all across this great country, who only want to live peaceful lives, who want to live carefree and worry free. Live the way they want, how they want, as long as their parents allow it. There are men and teenagers in every other country in the world who want to live this way too, who just want to be who they want to be without anyone stopping them. Unfortunately though this is not the case, for anybody. You see all men and teenagers from ages 13 to 19 suffer, and they all suffer from the same thing. It rules our lives, it rules it in such a way that it forces all of us to live in a way where its will triumphs ours, and we cannot stop it. We cannot stop him nor can we ever please it. It makes us unable to hang out with certain people, to say certain things, and to live the way we want. It changes what we say and what we mean which deprives us of our own freedom of speech to say what we want to say. It physically holds us back in life when dealing with certain people. I am one of these people, my life is ruled by the same thing that affects all other men ages 13 to 19. It has ruined my life at several points, it has lost me friends, it rules my life, and no matter how hard I try it always wants more. This thing is oppressive, intolerable, cannot be satisfied, it is demanding, demeaning, demoralizing, and rules my life in every way. ....................I AM TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS(Yes I felt it was necessary to bold, underline, italicize, and increase the font size)I know im not the only one too. I know very well that there are other poor souls here who know whats its like to have your own penis rule your lives against your will. And I am here with the solution. What I am proposing is that all men from ages 13 to 19 are castrated so that from Middle School to High school, men can live the lives they want without having to deal with their penis. Now this sounds really bad, but once you turn 20, you get to be uncastrated, meaning you will get your own penis back (also the substance they store it in significantly increases its size, just saying) because at age 20 you know learn to live in peace with your penis.....Now this sounds unnecessary, but there are many benefits to all middle school and high school men between the ages of 13 to 19 not having their penis - 1 - Hormones over women will drive you less crazy, you will be able to talk to them without dropping a load in the front of your pants - 2 - Teenage pregnancies will be eliminated unless 12 year olds start getting funky with it (unlikely) - 3 - STD rates will take a huge hit since teenagers make up a good portion of STD cases - 4 - Dumba** high schoolers will leave high school girls alone and not shower them with dumb pickup lines - 5 - High schoolers can use their tube socks for clothing and NOT ANYTHING NASTY (American Pie reference) - 6 - We can all finally avoid those kids who only say "Thats what she said" when its uncalled for - 7 - Teenagers wont stay up at night unable to fall asleep because their penis wont let them - 8 - Women will be able to trust any guy since they no longer want to get in their pants - 9 - High school rape will go way down - 10 - The inside of a whores mouth will be much cleaner (because they wont be needed anymore, what were YOU thinking I meant?) - 11 - The only thing 6 inches long that if you squeeze it will emit thick smelly pasty white stuff....... Would be your toothpaste - 12 - Guys wont sh*t in the urinals anymore, since there wont be a need for urinals anymore - 13 - Stalls wouldnt be vandalized in the mens restroom since everyone now needs them - 14 - Asians and Blacks will finally be seen as equal since they are now technically the same size - 15 - Guys can finally look at hot women and NOT have a disturbance in the force - 16 - Guys can judge wet T-shirt contests fairly - 17 - If A woman's underwear is showing, a man can point it out and alert her, rather than stare at it awkwardly (Like McLovin did when he got caught) - 18 - Underwear will become MUCH more comfortable - 19 - Men can run naked at much faster speeds since their sha-bang-a-bang wont be smacking them everywhere- 20 - Our Chicken overlords will no longer control us by threatening to bite off our thing-a-ma-jiggysAND THE BIGGEST BENEFIT TO HIGH SCHOOLERS NOT HAVING A PENIS ANYMORE - 21 - The right arm and left arm of all teenagers will be of equal size......Now of course when all men turn 20 they will get their penis back, and me and the opponent agreed to this. It would also be of larger size when re-attached to the male, and then they can go off into college ready to do whatever they want with it. There is no possible scenario where a man could not get his thingy back (As agreed upon by the Con) so that is why this is a good idea.