HAVING ONE TESTICLE IS BETTER THAN HAVING THREE TESTICLES!!!!! (Oh yes I did)

1. Less impressive-looking junkPro seems to think I said to take out your junk in crowded areas and do the helicopter with it or something. Needless to say, this is probably the most disturbing misunderstanding that imabench could have made.What I said was that IF you insist on going out in public wearing tight underwear, then having three testicles would be better to showcase your endowments to the opposite sex (or the same sex). But IF you don't like how tight your tight underwear is, then wear something less tight.2. Easier to ride poniesPro concedes it would be a good idea to just use a saddle, problem solved, but he goes on to paint other possible scenarios where having one testicle might prove advantageous, such as pogo-sticking and getting into skateboarding accidents. Firstly, getting hit in the nuts is going to hurt so much it'll numb your other senses, so it'll hardly matter if you had one, two, or three, as long as you've hit puberty.Secondly, Christ-on-a-stick man, stop reenacting stunts from the Jackass movies and you'll be fine! Don't stick your junk in a blender, or try to do curl-ups with your erections, or test which one a hungry piranha would go after first: a regular hotdog or your natural hotdog. Just because your one-testid self is physically inadequate doesn't mean you have to be mentally inept, too.3. Smaller target for porn-star doppelgangersOf course you're free to exercise your all-American right to tell a girl all about the sex positions you want to see her in; just expect her to, in turn, exercise her right to kick you in the nuts for being a complete douchebag. Again, having one testicle is only better if you intentionally seek out hazardous situations to subject your family jewels to.4. Easier to explain to womenBAM, read-one-sentence-then-claims-victory-without-bothering-to-even-address-anything-else-that-was-said-despite-the-fact-it-clearly-refuted-the-point-of-your-argument. If your potential sex partner wants to know why you only have one testicle, and you start to go on a long tangent about how your platoon was trapped behind enemy lines for three weeks, surviving off of decaying rat meat, when suddenly you got shot in the balls, blood everywhere, you crying and praying to God, your partner is either...1. Not going to be turned on anymore.or2. Someone who you want to be as far away from as physically possible.On the other hand, if you had three testicles and she asked why, you could just say "Because I'm a baller, that's why" and then sexy time will commence.5. Support groups I think it's fair to say my opponent's Google shenanigans have been thoroughly refuted (if nothing else because Willy Wonka > MIB2).1. Better to have too many than too fewMy opponent says silicon boobs aren't meant for touching, but only looking at. That's the problem. We want something to play with, not just stare at, otherwise your girlfriend might as well be just another model in that lingerie magazine you have under your mattress.Besides, this argument was about how the surgery to remove a ball is easier than the surgery to add one, and my opponent conceded to this in round three.2a. More sexI don't underestimate gas prices; certainly, they are too high. But I don't underestimate sex, either. Sex has been revered, celebrated, and sought after more commonly and more vigorously than anything else in the history of living organisms. Sorry, imabench, you can't have a piece because you prioritized saving a few bucks on gas over the greatest physical pleasure your existence is capable of.2b. More fertilityMy opponent makes a very convincing argument about evil Kony sperms. And by "convincing", I mean "what the hell". Imabench clearly fails to take into account the production of good sperm. So obviously...Three testicles: more good sperm.One testicle: less good sperm.He seems to have dropped the point about IF you want kids, having three testis is better. And if you don't, then you should just wear a condom. Another point for me, boo-ya.2c. Wet dreamsI don't know what the hell kind of porn imabench gets off to, but if his list of wet dreams is any indication, then I will adamantly stay away from his browser's search history. Normal people get horny to and have wet dreams about girls, not horror films or squirrels.ConclusionHaving one testicle has been shown to be sometimes better if you intentionally seek out dangerous situations for your own balls' safety. However, I have shown that having three testicles is better for activities that testicles are actually used for: sex. So it all comes down to which is better, getting kicked in the nut(s) or having sex? I'm sure the audience will realize it's no contest.Thanks, imabench, and the viewers! Hope you had a good laugh or two.