Resolved: It is impossible for Pro to fully win this debate (a revision of two flawed resolutions.)

There is only one way to see if this debate is a witch! This will consist of me proving that this debate weighs the same as any number of ducks! At which point we will need to see that this debate is indeed a witch and thereby we must vote in negation of said debate and burn it! First off we must take a look at my proposal to the creator of this debate, I have extended a helping hand to him and allowed him to change the topic which we are debating. It is apparent through my opponent sticking with his issue that he must a witch and through him this debate topic through his inability to adapt. A normal human has any and every ability to adapt to any situation. A witch on the other hand must recite his/her spell verbatim in order for it to take its full affect on the debate.org users. We must not allow this!! For this reason alone I stand by my last round, I am still allowing my opponent, the witch that created this witch, to change the topic thereby throwing off the witch and saving this website. I am even being nice about it, under the new topic my opponent, a witch, has every single chance to win. It is through my continued kindness that I allow my opponent the opportunity of escaping his/her self made paradox, and through this same kindness that I prove that it is possible for my opponent to win this debate! Furthermore we must reject the witch! The witch wishes to warlock a wizarding wailing of words upon whoever wishes to with words to work on our website! And by these words the witch is casting a spell, a subtle spell. What spell is this my readers ask? The witch wants to destroy intelligent debate as we see it! The witches strategy is simple, yet cunning. The witch presents a proposition that can simply not be solved for and upon refusing my counter proposition which would lead to intelligent debate instead opts to force each and every voter to vote for a position that is logically flawed. The witch desires to move each and every one of you to opt for a logical fallacy, and through said logical fallacy for each and every one of you to reject logical interpretation. Sadly this is flawed, as a rejection of logical interpretation would be in itself a rejection of the very ethics and foundations of humanity as we know it. Such rejections could only lead to consequences such as mass anarchy and genocidal killings as these things are the inherent biproducts of a lack of logic replaced with the mind of a witch. Simplistically put, the witches spell is an attempt to reject logical debate on debate.org. However the spell goes further than that in the sense that such logical rejection will have an imprint on each individual who reads this debate and has the potential to carry over into the real world. For this reason my opponent has multiple negative pre-fiat impacts to the witch which is this case. I on the other hand have offered to completely logical alternatives, either A. My opponent can change the topic, which I will concede, or B. You should not vote for this debate as it could potentially create the prefiat unlogic impacts which I have discussed. I would also like to discuss a third alternative and reason to vote against the witch. This reason is purely to uphold reason and reject the witches furthering of the unlogic inherent in the witches spell. If we reject the witches anti-logic we set a precedent for rejecting witches on this fine website which is just one more way in which we can, as human beings, uphold logical interpretation and reject the lack there-of which the witch which is witching this debate is attempting to uphold. Finally a semi-logical proof of why my opponent must be a witch. A. My opponent weighs a weight. B. A duck does weigh. C. Any number of ducks does weigh any weight. D. Therefor some number of ducks does weigh the weight of my opponent. E. A witch can burn. F. This is true because a witch is made of wood and thereby isn't a human. G. Wood can float. H. Therefor Wood weighs the same as ducks, as multiple ducks together can float. I. My opponent weighs the same as ducks therefor my opponent is made of wood and is undoubtedly a witch!