BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS 2 Rap Battle #1

You have no idea what you just got yourself into. I see a rap battle, and spit my lyric kung-fu. I'm a legend, I'm the biggest wordsmith hero. You're only nothing more than a blurred myth zero. I see that you've jumped outta your multi-accounting shell; But I'll punish you with hot raps that come straight form Hell! There will be no escape, you will have eternal pain. Now hold still while my lyrics fry your brain! B!tch please; the only the things that you will ever rip, Are the brainfarts that come from your d*ckhead's tip! Speaking of which, billions of sperm and you were the quickest?! That goes to show, that you had some lousy competition! When I'm up on the the stage, I like to go on a hunt. I hunt for ducks, bucks, dumbf*cks, and fat lazy c*nts! Oh! I found you! You're a big one^ to attack. I think I might just put your head on a wooden plaque! I don't evaporate, I actually condensate. Both water and my lyrics flow, you barely even participate; You're too busy satisfying your urge to masturbate. You won't be able to recover from this; it's too late. I'd give you a zero, if your rhymes I could even rate. I'll run you over, that'll be the latest murder to date. My awesome pickup truck has "Rap God" on it's license plate. You'll be able to see it when you suffer your fate. Creativity is currently surging through my veins, I think this is where I start my eternal reign! My empire is forging, and nothing can stop it! Up in this house it's about to get lit! You can't bury me! I'm a lyric architect! Every bar I spit, passes every single test! Time to face it; I'm too far ahead for you to catch up. This was finished as soon as the voters heard the matchup! You troll way too much to be taken seriously. And in spitting all this sh!t, your mind got really rusty. You're the dumbest user to ever be on this site. Get your head out of your @ss, and get your facts right! You think 9/11 never happened under your logic. The Bryan Mullins logic was made by an alcoholic. You believe that "Rape is forever a good thing." You're probably a rapist, forcing onto women your thing. You find Stevie Wonder to be a racist person. An argument so stupid, that it got me cursin'. You think churches slaughter children, that's ridiculous. Almost as much as your life, nothing in it that's meticulous. You think cancer is fake, and and hoax made by the patients. From what I've seen, you probably have a full size brain dent. You think hospitals should be bombed, what the hell is wrong with you?! You need to go to a mental hospital. Really, you do! You probably have schizophrenia, or some sh!t like that. You think it's all a conspiracy, even The Cat in the Hat! Or, more likely; you're just a meaningless troll under the bridge, Who is too lazy to even get food in his fridge. Your verses are uneven as f*ck, like your mind. I bet you stole all those lines, not even your own rhymes. When it comes to rap genius, I'm a motherfucking all-star. I'll beat your @ss in fast raps here and there, near and far. Time for you to face the music, I AM F*CKING UNBEATABLE!!! While you waste our time, I spit something meaningful! I'm so incredibly good I deserve a pep rally! Now let's go; it's time for the grand finale! I'm unbeatable! Undefeatable! Unkillable! Un-outskillable! Underailable! Unjailable! Unfailable! Unblackmailable! Reliable! Undeniable! Savage! Ravage! Unfoolable! Unschoolable! Holder of Time, AND MASTER OF RHYMES!!!!!