Sarcastic Presidential Debate

Since my opponent is ignoring what he said let me Underline what he said. "Now I'm even remotely hinting at genetically mutating my citizens into talking ponies, I'm just using Equestria as a basis for my new American society." His exact words round one so you can see that all my arguements stand and my opponents past arguements fall.1. Taxes and SpendingMy opponent here doesn't understand if you tax the rich higher then they won't be able to provide jobs for you people! You can see see if they get taxed the bajebus out of them the they can't provide jobs, if they can't provide jobs then you don't have a job, and if you don't have a job you can't support your family. You see that this is why voting for me would do you better off, because you'll be able to put a roof over your head, food on the table, and you can send your kids to school and that America is the American Dream.There is this thing called inflation back when Senator Dump's grandfather was a young man and came to America fifty cents could buy you a weeks worth of groceries. Now however in today's world that number is well over $300! The reason that it is this way is because of our nation's debt and we can't get out of that debt if we keep on spending goods on Chinese made goods and out sourcing our jobs. That was part of my plan as I brought up before is that we must cut spending and lower taxes inorder for inflation and debt to go down and Americans can afford gas at 15 cents a gallon again and more people like Senator Dump's grandfather can open up shops and have America be America again.My opponent here is just being a red herin and attempting to take the focus off the economy and put it on T-shirts. Why you may ask? Because he simple doesn't have one.2. ImmigrationOf course they take the jobs that many Americans don't want, but what my opponent is ignoring is that they are crushing the American dream by taking jobs from the Average Joe and not letting Little Suzy mow the lawn so she could get a lolly pop.3. ReligonI didn't say you said it wasn't, I was describing the status quo and that's the flaw in the slaw that Americans, make fun of those of us who are religous. You have people like the Westboro Baptist Church who go out and say God hates f@ggs and dead soldiers are burning in hell. Secondly my opponent may not have said Sharia Law but it's what he is suggesting in the behind the lines of this arguements.This is why we need a Real President, for Real Americans, with people power.4. World Peace MagicI took care of what he said at the beginning of my arguement and if my computers acting up I do apologize, but even without that I can still show you on how I'm a better president so I'll give you a benefit of the doubt, because it's like my father always told me, give other people the benefit of the dobt but cut the cards.The natural tallent system is already enacted in this thing called tallent shows. Winter Wrap-Up Day is in this thing the youth of America call Spring Break.Second you can also see that this isn't much more different from my suggestion of a Utlitarianist Utopia, but the difference of reallity is that not every nation will want what Senator Dump is suggesting.5. MoonLets go by this slowly, he stated that he wanted an all-American colony on the moon, I said because of lack of gravity on the moon we will explode due to blood preasure, he said it will be good, I say it's genocide on Americans, he says it's not on his platform, so as you can see here that he sort of lost track of what's going on. But lets fact the facts, he wants all Americans on the moon, which not only violates the Outer Space Treaty of 1966, but kills humans due to blood preasure.6. North Korea The arguement about China is invalid, due to his source being a meme. So China will still nuke us if the other nations haven't already due to violation of the treaty and us colonizing a celtrial body.In ConsulsionIf you value your life, safety, American traditions, lower taxes, cheaper things, a job, and peace then I'm your man, if you want to die, no job, massive debt, then Senator Dump is your man.(I'm going to be gone at NFL tomorrow so could you not post untill Saturday).