Resolved: DDO should have its own pope

" Juggle is actually the true dictator. Airmax is just the face of the dictatorship. All elections are rigged (We can look at the historical example of Imabench himself rigging the votes through bribery in the last election) for AIrmax to always come out on top."THOSE CHARGES WERE DROPPED DUE TO AN ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE- er i mean, because they proved to be completely false. Yeah, thats the ticket"This being said, Airmax’s power is to never be questioned, nor trifled with."Of course it can! The very fact that I havent been banned yet stands as a testament to the clam that you can mess with the rules and not face the banhammer on here. "This will obviously cause Airmax to take action and retaliate by persecuting all of the Christians on this sight, and then killing innocent bystanders in order to put us all in a state of fear so we never question his authority again."No that was MY presidential platform to kill all the Christians if my power were questioned when I ran for president...... Airmax never meant to kill, he only meant to maim or seriously injure. (He was quoting the great Dobby when he made that part of his platform)Besides, we can just strategically create the position of Pope when Airmax decides to not run for president again, whenever that may be. "World War III will break out, nukes will be dropped, babies will be killed, and families will be destroyed."I also think that when asked "What would happen if Ron Paul were president?", but thats not part of this discussion. "Eventually we will be forced to remember the uprising against Airmax and Juggle every year in the annual Hunger Games."Wait, I get to beat the living hell out of people I dont like on here with a warhammer or shoot them with with a bow and arrow? SIGN MY A** UP :D"As Imabench already mentioned, if we were to have a Pope pedophilia would spread like wil fire. Even worse, since there aren’t that many people under the age of 18 they would just flat out rape anyone and everyone!"no no no, Popes can only molest young children who arent old enough to know that the Pope cant really threaten to have Jesus kill their parents if the kid talks about what the Pope does to him..... Only the really stupid on here would be in danger of being molested, and lets face it those people kinda deserve it."Do you really want to be walking through the forums only to be raped at every topic you visit?"Thats how it already is with the politics forum!"Even if order could somehow be stored in that forum, it definitely wouldn’t be from the Pope. Seeing that the Pope would be of a specific religion, he would be like anyone else yelling gibberish about what he believes and everyone else would be yelling back at him."Except his gibberish would have more weight behind them since come on, hes the Pope for f*cks sake"By establishing an official religion you just give cause for more butthurt on DDO since everyone respects only their own opinion on things and no one wants to be under some “official” whatever."And more butthurt = more stupid = better Weekly Stupid materialEveryone wins! :D"Sure there would be more “elections”, if by elections you mean voting that has been rigged by the DDO Mafia in order for a certain person to always win all the time."Still counts as more elections ;D The truth is: A DDO Pope would bring relatively more order to the Religious forum, maybe, it would check the power of the Presidency, if timed properly, and he could call for Holy War/Crusades against those heathens over at CreateDebate among other things too..... The only side effects are that stupid people get raped (which I fail to see is somehow a bad thing), and that the amount of order brought to the Religious section might not be as high as we expected.