Rebecca Black's "Friday" is the greatest religious song created in the past decade.

Before reading further, please listen to the full song, which can be found here. Clearly not religious, right? Wrong. Allow me to explain with a line-by-line analysis of the song (Note: I removed repeated stanzas). Seven a. m. , waking up in the morningThe beginning of a life, starting when you "wake up" Friday morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsPreparing for interactions and the life that lies ahead. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealFurther preparation, and making oneself feel better. Seein' everything, the time is goin'Life moves fast, and your younger years go by quickly. Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'All people care about is moving on through life, not enjoyig the special moments. Gotta get down to the bus stopPreparing to study Hinduism. Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)Getting distracted by sinful partying and neglect of religion. Kickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take? Deciding the best way to sin. Thievery, murder, oh the choices! It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendCelebrating the one time in life where you sin, as you realize with age the truth about life and Hinduism. Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekendWhile still sinning, she starts looking forward to the rest of her life, regretting her decisions, and changing.7:45, we're drivin' on the highwayCruisin' so fast, I want time to fly7:45 means the day is almost over, and so is her young life. She's living the rest of it t its fullest potential. Fun, fun, think about funYou know what it isThinking about all the fun/sin she can have/commit, she believes the listeners can relate to her. I got this, you got thisMy friend is by my right,I got this, you got thisNow you know itShe gets a group of friends to listen to her troubles, and "now [they] know it". Yesterday was Thursday, ThursdayBefore life begins. Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')We-we-we so excitedWe so excitedWe gonna have a ball todayFriday represents her young life, how she enjoyed it, and how it was perhaps her favoite day. Tomorrow is SaturdayMiddle age. And Sunday comes after . .. wardsOld age, right before death. You can detectt a hint of sadness, hinting worry for this age. I don't want this weekend to endThe weekend is her life, and she doesn't want it to be over. R-B, Rebecca BlackSo chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)In the back seat (In the back seat)I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)Fast lanes, switchin' lanesWit' a car up on my side (Woo! )(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of meMakes tick tock, tick tock, wanna screamCheck my time, it's Friday, it's a weekendWe gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'allThis man is the opposite of Rebecca. While he sins in the beginning, he has no regrets, no tears, and no anxieties (sorry for the reference), but seeks sin, while doing it all through the weekend. This is why his section is much shorter, it represents his unhealthy and short life. The next weekend represents a reincarnation, and Rebecca's experienced vey few before she will soon escape. The rapper, however, has experienced many, and will likely never break the cycle. Now, reasons why this religious song is great:Its religiousness is not obvious, and therefor appeals to a wider audience. It takes very little thinnking to realize the deeper meaning, which makes the song even greater to those who think about it. . http://www.youtube.com...