High heels should be renamed 'ramp simulators'.

I just joined a few days ago, so forgive me if the formatting is off or if the font is wrong...I don't see how a font could be WRONG though, because I can read my debate just fine, but I digress."flip flops are a really girly name and there were no gays back in the old days (it's all to do with supernaturalistic theorial Victorian evolution), so the name must've been invented by a woman."As we all know, the first gay was born in 1946 under the name Albert Einstein (although he later changed his name to Freddie Mercury), so I won't argue that undeniable fact. However, there is solid proof that the 'flip-flop' was universally chosen as the One Name to Rule Them All because of how manly the name sounds. The name originated during the Battle of Salamis; the Persian soldiers ran so fast to their boats to escape the Greeks that their footwear (what we know call flip-flops) made a flopping sound when they ran over the wet sand on the shoreline; ever since then the shoes have been referred to as "flip-flops" as a way to commemorate the Greek victory."This is because all over the world, there is stupid, but there is different amounts of stupid. I think it may have something to do with education." I agree completely with the fact that stupid is unequally distributed throughout the world. Hence why the United States is losing its influence as a superpower and Asia is so smart.However, I personally think the reason there are variations in the names of the same objects is because every nation, culture, and ethnicity hates each other, so they try to make it difficult for immigrants and tourists to function by renaming things to confuse outsiders." Yes, it's true, certain words do make the less gifted feel more so, such as 'simulator' and the suffix '-atron 5000'. For example, 'The Mechanical simulator machinatron 5000' sounds better and makes you feel more intelligent than 'Super golf simula'or'. "Actually, a more accurate description would be a "large vocabulary". Although it's nearly extinct on the Internet, there are a few places where intelligent language can be spoken freely without being followed by accusations of the user being stupid in disguise."1. Hmm, that explains it. That Salvatore guy must've either been Gay or trying to impress his Mrs. That explains why it's creative and not uncreative and cool. "Neither of your assumptions gives the impression of being correct. It's almost certain that Salvatore Ferragamo was not a homosexual, because he would be classified as axesual; as we all know, no one with a name like Salvatore will ever get laid by anyone."2. Con still hasn't refuted my opinion, but he will probably use that stupid trick where you write an opinion off as 'not being a fact' when we don't know, I'm so clever that my opinion could be fact. Whereas we know that con's opinions are dirty lies."In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense."But they're 'dumb-arse' names. They're stupid names. My name are much bitter then there's."I'm somewhat skeptical of your claim; is it possible for you to mail me a sample of your names, so I can take them to a professional chef to be tested? Otherwise we'll never know which name is more bitter.In closing, 'flip-flops' have been around for millenia, and should continue to coexist with man as 'flip-flops'.