Simulated- North Korean "Presidental" Debate.

I can assure That we are Not giving holy land. Russia has veen on the right trackI don't understand this point Pro was trying to make for several rounds. He first said that we should lend some of our sacred land to the Russians to build a naval base (which is an insult to True Korean soil that belongs only to the superior race, us). Now he is saying Russia has been on the right track and then throwing in Ukraine in there? It is an Insult for my opponent to Refer to oil as a uselss, Black thing, When the other Leaders Have been profound in his knowlege! Has not Kim Jong Il, and Kim il sung not used oil?That's 50 years ago, Our most recent supreme leader, Kim Jong Un has found a secret way to use our weapons and vehicles without needing oil, it is a top secret that only the True Koreans and the True Chinese know (False China is 'Taiwan' whatever that is). By stating we need to use oil, Pro has insulted the technological advances during our never ending prosperous age.You plan to reunify Flase Koreans! they have Immigrints, Billionares, and Merchants! I never said I wanted to reunify with immigrants, only the native False Korean people. The billionaires and Merchants shall be treated the same way we treat the people from the Imperialist west who try to corrupt the minds of the True Korean people. My Oppnent also wants somehing worse: The goverment itself Investing!The True Chinese did it, the Honourable Soviets also did it. The government investing is perfectly in line with Juche ideology. My opponent advocates for non-Juche ideology and must hence be not voted in, for doing so threatens the honour of True Korea and insults the supreme leaders of the past, who have done us so much good. My oppinent still downstates the millutary, and does not know simpke geography. I said interCONTINENTAL ballistic missles, We can destroy all of Europoors!My opponent did not read my last round. I stated that we can destroy cities, AND also things that are larger, and things that are smaller. Continent comes under larger. Also worth mentioning that it is my opponent who still downgrades our military and insults the scientific progress of our glorious nation by saying that we still need oil. flase Koreans, are like Kim Jong Nam, Evil, Fat, and Captilist. Shouldn't we exile them as well?Not all of them, most of them are fed up of their pupet government (which is hardly a democracy) and capitalist ways. Its only suiting that the DEMOCRATIC people's republic of Korea do the DEMOCRATIC thing and annex False Korea and bring much wanted freedom to our brothers and sisters.Once that is done, we will use the best teachers in the world (found in True Korea) to de-propagandize the False Koreans who have been corrupted. Our teachers are so great that no False Korean shall be left uncorrupted. If Pro rejects this plan, he is insulting our education system, which former Supreme Leader Kim Jong un said was the best in the world, and Supreme Leader is always right! As Eternal President, Kim il sung would have Gotten me Executed if He wants reunificaion. I am alive, Thus Eternal President Kim Il sunf mustvapprove of my plan. I am also alive and I also want reunification. The same logic applies to me as well, therefore the deciding factor is what Eternal President Kim il Sung believed. He believed in reunifcation which is why he fought a war against the Imperialist West and False Korea. Now its time to honour our Eternal President and bring about that reunification.While I want to honour our Eternal President, Pro actively goes against his wishes and insults him by Misspelling his name. An insult to all True Koreans.Conclusion: Pro has insulted our Education system, military, Former Supreme Leaders and Eternal Presidents. Moreover, he has also threatened our sovereignty many times. There is no possible way voters should be voting for Fake Supreme Leader GreatKitteh.