Mongeese's Ultimate Team War

"Ok. My team is complete, and I've violated no rules. Now let's see what my opponent can do." Oh? Are you sure? "2. No team member may have unlimited abilities in one or more particular areas." You say that many of your team members either have small limits or unknown limits. However, what are these small limits? You do not say. If a limit is unknown, then how can I know when you pushed him across this limit? I can't. "4. In the case of a fictional character, the team member's abilities must be according to a specific canon chosen by the team leader" You claim for Mewtwo to have both Special manga abilities and his abilities from the movie. You were supposed to pick. Again, you have multiple characters that you have not set a limit on. Doctor Manhattan has immortality and intangibility, which means that he can never be defeated. "Since Apocalypse can increase his strength by drawing on outside energy sources, his strength is potentially incalculable." How am I supposed to out-strength incalculable strength? Neezar's page is covered with "immeasurable" things. So, yeah, that's unlimited. If you don't know the limit, it doesn't have one. So, you need some real limits, or you lose. Now, for my remaining two team members: Team Member 4: Jimmy Buffett http://blog.cleveland.com... Jimmy Buffett, mogul of Margaritaville. He plays his guitar and sings, and sings everybody into a trance, in which they all go to Margaritaville, drink margaritas, and become drunk. He can defeat anything that has a nervous system. Team Member 5: Superman http://www.superherodb.com... His powers include X-ray vision, Telescopic Vision, Strength, Stamina, Speed, Microscopic vision, Jump, Invulnerability, Intelligence, Hypnokinesis, Heat vision, Hearing, Healing Factor, Flight, Enhanced Senses, Energy Absorption, Durability, and Breath. Now, on to the strategies: 1. Shadow Realm / Margaritaville Yugi uses his Millennium Puzzle to trap Team PRO (excluding Jimmy Buffett) and Mewtwo in the Shadow Realm. Yugi then switches over to Atem, who plays Brain Control, taking over Mewtwo's mind. He then sacrifices Mewtwo to play Summoned Skull. No more Mewtwo. Meanwhile, Jimmy Buffett gets out his sound speakers and starts playing Margaritaville, so everybody else on Team CON goes to Margaritaville and becomes drunk, along with the entire human population of the planet. Superman then flies over to Margaritaville, grabs the Silver Surfer, dragging him into the Shadow Realm, with permission of Yugi, who is the one who controls the Shadow Realm. Yugi then plays Mystical Elf, allowing him to re-use Brain Control, so he takes control of the Silver Surfer, and sacrifices the Silver Surfer to play Dark Magician Girl. Jimmy Buffett, being the bartender at Margaritaville, informs Nezarr, Apocalypse, and Doctor Manhattan that they are hated by each other. They're drunk, so they all get mad, and get into a bar fight. They ultimately destroy each other. Team CON is no more. 2. Shadow Realm Yugi envelops everybody in the Shadow Realm, then plays Obelisk the Tormentor, Kuriboh, and Multiply, which gives him 1,000 Kuribohs. He sacrifices two to give Obelisk temporary invincibility and temporary unmatchable destructive power, which can be blocked with magic, but not defeated. Obelisk then attacks Doctor Manhattan, and destroys him. Yugi plays Monster Reborn, giving him Doctor Manhattan. Yugi then uses Brain Control, giving him Apocalypse. Yugi then sacrifices Doctor Manhattan, Apocalypse, and Obelisk the Tormentor to play the Winged Dragon of Ra, who now has the total strength of the three of them combined. The Winged Dragon of Ra then destroys Mewtwo, Nezarr, and the Silver Surfer. 3. Control Yugi plays Swords of Revealing Light, immobilizing Team CON temporarily. Ganondorf uses his Twilight powers to enter and take control of Doctor Manhattan. Yugi uses Brain Control to take control of Apocalypse. Yugi uses Mystical Elf to use Brain Control again, so he can take control of Nezarr the Calculator. Yugi uses Monster Reborn to revive the Mystical Elf, then Monster Recovery to return it to his hand. He then uses the Mystical Elf again to use Brain Control yet again, taking control of the Silver Surfer. Yugi uses Change of Heart to take control of Mewtwo. Yugi sacrifices Doctor Manhattan, Ganondorf, Apocalypse, Nezarr the Calculator, the Silver Surfer, and Mewtwo to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra. No more Team CON. Other Strategies: 1.Superman can import the Statue of Liberty to the battlefield. Link uses the Dominion Rod to control the Statue of Liberty and wield its torch to attack everybody. 2. Jimmy Buffett gets everybody drunk in Margaritaville. Yugi uses Dark Hole. Margaritaville is destroyed, along with Team CON. 3. Ganondorf transforms into his god form. Link uses the Fused Shadows. Superman flies close to a yellow star. Yugi uses Obelisk, and sacrifices two Kuriboh. They're all in extremely powerful, near-invincible temporary modes. They destroy Team CON. That would be all for now. For any info on cards used by Yugi, use the Yu-Gi-Oh Wikipedia. For any info on equipment used by Link, use the Zeldapedia. Remember, limits!