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Abortion should not be legal

Thanks to con, now let's move on to my rebuttal.Rebuttal:If my opponent took the proper time to read throughly through my case he would see, that according to the law of the United States a fetus is not considered a human being since 1973. Therefore my opponent's first sentence in his rebuttal is incorrect. The same goes for his little speech about every human deserving "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." The thing about rights is that believe it or not they will be violated and It's up to It's citizens to claim them. This is a big truth as to why the Supreme Court decided that fetus can't possibly be considered humans nor citizen's since they can not claim their rights. And before my opponent goes ahead and states "but a five year old can't state their rights, does that mean he isn't a citizen of the U.S.A?" I answer this It's up to his mother to claim it for him, also to be clear the definition of mother is the following.Mother - a women in relation to a child or children to whom she has given birth.There are situations where a mother becomes the legal parent of a child when adoption is processed. I will also be clear that in the situation where a mother doesn't respond to her child's rights if the authorities find out they will make sure that kid receives his rights. What is my point? Only after a child is born within the United States only then do they receive their inalienable rights such as life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I tell this to my opponent why should a fetus have just as much rights as someone who is born already? He hasn't made this clear to me.My opponent is not understanding when I say this, not everyone will agree with his morals. He keeps on stating what is right and wrong. I will make this example, to some people it is totally correct for someone to be killed when he kills, yet some people believe that no matter how many people you may kill, we should never repay you with death. What he believes is wrong can be totally acceptable to another person. Also who is my opponent or anyone else in that matter to demand anyone to have protected sex? It is recommended but it is the decision or CHOICE of the person. I will end up rebutting my opponent's case with these final statements. This is a democratic country let me give him the definition.Democracy - a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state.Meaning every single person in this country has a say and has rights. So why should we deprive someone rights, to accommodate someone else's morals? We are not depriving pro-life citizens of their rights yet we're depriving pro-choice of theirs I finish with this we all have the freedom of CHOICE wether is correct or wrong, wether the consequences will be correct or incorrect we all have the freedom of CHOICE.
Abortion should not be legal

You can dance around the fact that abortion it is not unlawful while murder is as much as you want but the fact is that there a pregnant women thoughtfully killing another human being. And yes I understand the fetus does not have human rights but all humans do have the right to "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. " By killing a fetus they receive none of three that are included in the Declaration of Independence. Given this was not written in the context of abortion but it was written with thought of a more powerful being (the king) making decisions that can alter the lives of other beings(The colonists). An unborn baby should have just as much rights as someone who is born already. The minute that baby is conceived it is alive. God never says once that an unborn child is anything less than a human being. My opponent also says "Why is it people do not like to respect the freedom of choice that every human being has" the reason is quite simple because it is a decision that could have been easily avoided by making the right choice by having protected sex which roughly 45 million people did not do. This all results in the taking of 40 million lives per year. The number of irresponsible woman is insane and this shouldn't warrant a right to kill. In my opponent's rebuttal he states that 32,000 rape victims become pregnant which roughly comes out to 32,000 fetuses. Which we can now do the math and see that 45,968,000 fetuses are killed a year for reasons caused by irresponsible actions. Also my opponent states that the raped women "never wants to see the face of the monster that raped her nor never want to remember that situation. Why is it so wrong to have an abortion? " Rights or no rights the fetus is being killed because of a sick-minded criminal on this earth. That is outrageous. Women should do the right thing and let the innocent baby live but if this won't happen the law should mandate that women must keep the baby and can put it up for adoption the day it is born. In the event of a new law I would support compensation for the victim of the rape. I don't care if the pregnant women is ready to be a mother because there are plenty of "prepared" women in this country who would take the baby after it is born. That is heads and tails BETTER than KILLING the baby. With this being said there is no reason a fetus should have their life taken away.
The Best Division in the NFL

The NFC East is the Best Division in the NFL In the National Football League the NFC East Division has demonstrated over the last forty-two years that it is the best and toughest division in Pro Football. The Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls and the New York Giants and Washington Redskins have each won 3 Super bowls, for a total of 11 Super Bowl Victories out of 42 played. That translates into a 26% victory percentage for the NFC East. Yes, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San Francisco 49er's have each won 5 Super Bowls. However the other teams in those divisions have done "zip". The most Super Bowl Victories in order are Pittsburgh 5, Dallas 5, San Francisco 5, New York Giants 3, New England 3, Washington Redskins 3, Green Bay 3, Raiders 3, Denver 2, Colts 2, Dolphins 2 and the Jets, Chiefs, Bears, Rams, Ravens and Bucccaneers ONE each. The net result is the NFC East is the Toughest in Pro Football!
The Best Division in the NFL

How can you possibly prove that...just saying it isnt enough...use facts...This year the NFC East had 3...THREEEEEEEEEE...teams in the playoffs...the Giants beat the formally undefeated Patriots...the Giants come from the NFC East...The Colts lost to the chargers who loist to the Pats and the Jags lost to the Pats who lost to the Giants... THREE REASONS THE NFC EAST IS THE BEST -- The Cowboys are "America's Team." QB Tony Romo is "America's Heartthrob" -- just ask Carrie Underwood, personal fave Sofia Bush and Jessica Simpson. And WR Terrell Owens is "America's Distraction." -- The Giants play on the greatest stage in the world. The New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area gives the NFC East a leg up even when the Giants stink. Which they don't, they beat thye Pats...which, the Jags, Colts, Titans, or Texans couldn't...(plus they have a Manning who won a Super Bowl virtually less than half the time it took Peyton -- The streaking Redskins won their last four games. Think it's a coincidence that they made the playoffs by beating the Cowboys Sunday by 21 points? That's 21, as in the jersey number of late FS Sean Taylor, shot to death last month. Top that for karma. --The Eagles went to the NFC Championship 4 years in a row and the Super Bowl once... Nuff said the NFC East is the Best Division in the NFL past and present
Android is better than Iphone

What you lose using Android 1. iOS 7 With an easy-to-use interface, amazing features, and security at its core, iOS 7 is the foundation of iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. It"s designed to look beautiful and work beautifully, so even the simplest tasks are more engaging. And because iOS 7 is engineered to take full advantage of the advanced technologies built into Apple hardware, your devices are always years ahead " from day one to day whenever. 2. Siri Siri lets you use your voice to send messages, schedule meetings, place phone calls, and more. Ask Siri to do things just by talking the way you talk. Siri understands what you say, knows what you mean, and even talks back. Siri is so easy to use and does so much, you"ll keep finding more and more ways to use it. 3. Camera It captures beautiful images at 8 megapixels. What makes them beautiful is a redesigned camera sensor that allows for bigger pixels. Bigger pixels equal better photos. And better photos are precisely what inspired the advancements we made with the new iSight camera on iPhone 5s. 4. LTE With LTE on iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s and iPhone 5, you can browse the web, stream content, or download a movie at blazing-fast speeds. To see if your iPhone works with LTE networks in your country, refer to the chart below.1 For more details, contact your carrier. 5. Icloud Everywhere. Automatically. That"s the way it should be, and iCloud makes it a reality. So when you buy a song, you don"t have to download it over and over to enjoy it on multiple devices. Or worry that a document doesn"t contain your latest revisions. Or spend time transferring photos. iCloud takes care of everything for you. Just like that. Create a shared photo stream for your island vacation and you can see snapshots and videos from everyone in your group. Send a location-based alert to your family members and they"ll know just where you are and when you arrive. With iCloud, you can share exactly what you want, with exactly whom you want. 6. Find my iphone You take your devices everywhere. Which means you might leave them anywhere. Whether they"re at the office in a conference room or under a pillow on your couch, with Find My iPhone, chances are they won"t be lost for long.Don"t panic. If one of your Apple devices goes missing, iCloud can help you figure out where it is. Just sign in at iCloud.com or use the Find My iPhone app to see your missing iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, or Mac on a map. And with the Lost Mode feature you don"t just see where your device is, you can track where it"s been. That way you can decide on your best course of action. You can immediately lock your device and send it a message with a contact number. Then whoever finds it can call you from the Lock screen without accessing the rest of the information on your device.
Android is better than Iphone

I'm not fnatic with the "camera" tool, but there is still something wrong with the Iphone. For example, it's true that we use cellphones in order to call, making picture and play, and this is what's for Iphone was build. But wait a minute, look around it is 21st century we now need much more than just Iphone contains. If we hold Android and browse it, it contains almost everything we need for nowadays century.
Android is better than Iphone

I come from the days of Palm, where I could find just about any app I was looking for, relatively speaking, and install it no matter where it came from. I prefer the open ecosystem, ability to manipulate / personalize my preferences, and the speeds of the 4G Network. The biggest reason I chose Android is that I love music. I love the ability to drag and drop my MP3s wherever I like. I have always had a bad relationship with iTunes. Then Google came out with Google Music, and all my music storage issues were rectified.
Android is better than Iphone

I have been using mobile devices for a long time, starting with palm, then iPaqs using Windows CE and Windows mobile. I loved being able to tweak and hack around on them, but they weren"t all that easy to use, not to mention that web browsing was extremely painful, so I rarely browsed the web. When the first iPhone came out, I convinced my dad to get one (so I could play with it of course). The experience of using the iPhone and browsing the web was just so refreshing to me. I got an iPhone and never looked back. Even though I still like to tweak and hack my iPhones, the fact that the whole user experience is smooth, easy, and polished makes it a much more useful tool than just a geeky experimental gadget.
Android is better than Iphone

Apple"s iPhone 5 touchscreen is 2.5 times faster than Android devices. "App responsiveness is judged by how quickly the app can respond to your inputs," said Rohan Relan, cofounder and CEO of Agawi. "Smartphones with touchscreens that have lower MART scores feel snappier. This is probably why, to many users, the iPhone keyboard feels more responsive than an Android phone keyboard."
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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters. Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?" Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny smiled and said, "That would make me a Bush supporter."
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The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the lady's breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple. "Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"
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I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays - that would be great." I did as he instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so the captain can land the plane." She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you! Tray up, bitch!"
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As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me." All three agreed to do this and were given the money. At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside. While riding in the limousine to the cemetery, the clergyman said "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put $20,000 in the coffin." The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full $30,000 in the coffin either. Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost $20,000 and I couldn't afford it then. I used $20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that." The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you. When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
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A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers he would encounter walking along the side of the road. One day, as the truck driver drove along, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going to the church five miles down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck," said the driver. The priest, happy to be off his feet, climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking alongside the road and, instinctively, he swerved to hit him. Remembering who was in the cab with him, he swerved at the last minute. Even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard an unmistakable thump. Turning to the priest, he said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. "Dey makes you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!"
Funnier Jokes Wins.

Thanks to my opponent for requesting this debate. If anyone doesn't know how this works, it is quite simple. Each round, each debater posts one joke. Whoever has funnier jokes wins. I will be defending by title and wish good luck to my opponent. :) Men Are Like: ..Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ..Government bonds. They take so long to mature. ..Copiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it. ..Lava lamps. Fun to look at it but not all that bright. ..Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ..High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ..Curling irons. They're always hot and always in your hair. ..Mini skirts. If your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ..Handguns. Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. ..Floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. ..Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. ..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought… Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day… We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked.
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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"