My Opponent is Moar Awesome than Me

Thanks to 9spaceking for that insightful opening statement, quite normal for a genius like 9spaceking. --- 9spaceking is awesome Self-explanatory. --- Awesome debating skillz 9spaceking has 129 complete debates (1), while I have merely 32 complete debates (4), making him much more experienced. He's *one* spot from the first page for number of debates (2)! Experienced debaters, like wise sensei or powerful boxers, are awesome (5). Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. 9spaceing has 5 active debates (1), while I have merely 2 active debates (4), making him much better at handling multiple debates. Handling multiple debates requires massive intelligence (5). Massively intelligent debaters, like mad scientists, are awesome (5). Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. 9spaceking has an ELO of 2083 (1)(9), while have an ELO of 3566.(4)(9) This makes 9spaceking the underdog (8). As MANGANian, an authoritative source, states (3), "Underdogs are awesome." Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. --- Redemption 9spaceking states (9), "I'm .... jealous of ... other's love." Movies are about conflict, because that's awesome (5). For conflict to occur, there must be a villain (10). Clearly, conflict has occurred (9), so 9spaceking is the villain. As Trinity Fox, somebody with a Pinterest, states (11), "Villains are Awesome!!" Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. Movies also feature redemption, where someone might seem evil but turn out good. Because I can see the future (5), I know that 9spaceking will redeem himself and solidify love. As Brian Hoffman, an authoritative source, states (6), "[R]edemption is awesome!" Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. --- Insanity 9spaceking is clearly crazy, and states so himself (9). As John Eliot, PhD, states (13), "[C]razy is awesome!" Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. --- Sanity 9spaceking is clearly crazy, and states so himself (9). As John Eliot, PhD, states (13), "Being Crazy is the New Sane[!]" Thus, 9spaceking is sane. As HowlingWolf14 states (14), "Sanity is awesome[!]" Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. --- Name Just looking at 9spaceking's name is awesome. 9spaceking is the king of space. This is what his kingdom looks like: And some pictures of him: As Betsy Mason, Senior Science editor at Wired, states (12), "[T]hese images are awesome[!]" Thus, 9spaceking is awesome. --- I'm anti-awesome I'm actively negatively awesome. --- I'm a Liar Lieing is anti-awesome. Who likes that friend that lies all the time? I lied - MANGANian is not authoritative (9). I lied - I have 3 active debates (9). I lied - Reference 5 doesn't support my claims, or exist (5)(9). I lied - I can't see the future (9). I lied - Bryan Hoffman isn't talking about redeeming oneself, but redeeming one's Steam Key (9). Thus, I'm anti-awesome. --- I'm a Stupid Stupidity is rarely awesome. In videos of people doing stupid stuff and getting hurt, the people in it aren't "awesome", but "idiots". I stated both that 9spaceking is "experienced" and "massively intelligent", yet is also "the underdog", which is contradictory (9). I stated that 9spaceking is both "insane" and "sane" (9). I lied and then told everyone about it, which weakens my argument (9). I cited this argument (9) and then used it to prove my points (9), which is fallacious (9). I didn't order my citations, and citation 7 doesn't exist, because I forgot (9). Thus, I'm anti-awesome. --- References: (1) debate.org/9spaceking/ (2) debate.org/people/leaders/?page=2&order=13 (3) ign.com/boards/threads/nintendo-the-underdog.453670811 (4) debate.org/FuzzyCatPotato/ (5) debate.org/lies/lies/lies (6) spigotdesign.com/tweets/the-new-humble-steam-key-redemption-is-awesome/ (8) urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Underdog (9) debate.org/debates/My-Opponent-is-Moar-Awesome-than-Me/1/ (10) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antagonist (11) interest.com/treetoptrinity/mlp-villains-are-awesome/ (12) wired.com/2013/12/digital-globe-best-earth-from-space/?viewall=true (13) personal-development-planet.com/being-crazy.html (14) huskycraft.net/forum/m/15790411/viewthread/9228969-new-server-owner-sorry-sanity