does canada suck

IntroductionMy opponent has cherry picked a bunch of things that don't suck about Canada and used them to rationalize Canada not sucking. I'm sure we all can agree Hitler sucks, yet I can still point out a bunch of things that don't suck about him. Hitler was a vegetarian, he was good with animals, he was a great lover and let's not forget he had an awesome mustache. It's not enough to point out good traits. My opponent has to figure out a way to quantify sucking or not sucking and show how Canada meets those quantifications. What I'm going to do to quantify sucking is explain some of the living conditions.Frozen Waste LandCanada is extremely cold. For half the year it's virtually a frozen wasteland. Canada is basically a big Alaska. http://www.worldweatheronline.com...Canadian WomenCanadian women are extremely ugly. They probably have the ugliest women on the planet.http://forum.bodybuilding.com...http://www.happierabroad.com...Part of this ugliness is probably caused by women being chain smokers at a high percentage.http://m.theglobeandmail.com...The women in Canada are basically the men of Canada. Studies done in Canada actually show they're the dominant sex. http://ir.lib.uwo.ca... So if you're into ugly chicks that smoke, drink and screw you with a strap on, than by all means move to Canada. Canadians are idiots Here is a personal account from a Joy Sinegar. I had a hard time choosing from millions of examples of Canadians being stupid. "We went to a crowded pancake house there in Toronto and we were in a group of five. We were greeted by the waitress who then asked, "How many of ya?" I replied, "Five." She then proceeded to look around the restaurant and turned back to us and asked, "Do you all want to sit together?" I thought she was joking and burst into a hearty laugh only to become embarrassed once I found she was serious. "Ugh, preferably, we would like to sit together.", I sheepishly answered. My cheeks hurt from the forced smile I had fighting back more laughter. Seemingly pissed, the waitress sucked her teeth and found us a large enough table. After being seated, we overheard the same waitress asking a couple with 3 kids the same thing. Are the kids to sit at one table and the parents at another?" http://www.chicagonow.com... Did you know these idiots put milk in bags? That's idiotic. http://en.m.wikipedia.org... When going to Canada, you can get arrested for almost anything. Just look at this law: It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday. http://www.dumblaws.com... Everyone Hates Canada The Canadian population is about 35 million people http://www.statcan.gc.ca... It's the 2nd biggest country on the planet. Yet it is only the 36th most populated. http://en.m.wikipedia.org... If Canada didn't suck, more people would choose to live there. Not only that, the ones that do live there almost all live on the border waiting for any excuse to slip away. https://www12.statcan.gc.ca... They almost all have a P.o. Box just past the border because retailers hate Canada so bad they won't ship anything there. http://m.theglobeandmail.com... Conclusion If you move to Canada, be prepared to live in a frozen waste land for 6 months with an ugly woman who will dominate you, and prepare to be subjected to stupid, laws and people. Canada sucks. Rebuttals forthcoming in next round.