JyotiPatel Should consider marrying Sashil.

PrefaceThis debate has been made with the best interest of my adversary in mind. Places where chances occurred of either of our privacy getting compromised have been, either omitted or replaced with the next most appropriate material. I created this debate, well, for no apparent reason but to have fun and maybe also because I want to marry JyotiPatel. :)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now I guess I’ll just skip to my arguments on why my adversary should consider marrying me ;DI’m HandsomeThe question of someone being ‘handsome’ is purely subjective but this case is an exception because I’m not just handsome I’m SUPER handsome. All men want to be me and ALL women want to BE With me.CON herself has admitted once that I’m handsome which of course I will not be posting for reasons of privacy but this is true and she cannot negate this. Furthermore, we are talking about the year 2019 with the current rate of my growing handsomeness I would then probably look like.........................................................BAMMM!!! (My parents couldn't give me a whole lot of financial support, but they gave me good genes. My dad is a handsome son-of-a-gun, and my mom is beautiful. And I've definitely been the lucky recipient. So, thank you, Mom and Dad.)And of course exactly after 50 years when I have gotten quite old I obviously wouldn’t be the most handsome man on earth - I would be the second most handsome man on earth cause again obviously first position would have been taken by our son…..whoops…. :PGreat story for our childrenThis is my next argument on why my adversary should consider marrying me. In doing so we have a cute story about how it all started in a debate, which we can be sharing with everyone who cares to hear and especially to our children......... .... (Or maybe Quite possibly........, to our grandchildren too) ....... (And why not,........ our great grandchildren can hear about it as well)... whoops!! :3I’m Unarguably hilariousAgain a subjective area. But taking into account the sheer number of people who find me funny, it’s more likely that my opponent would find me so than not. My parents, brother, neighbors, relatives, teachers you name it each and everyone of them find me humorous. And..................(BAM BAM!! Even Batman thinks I’m funny) And CON shall not dare contest this or she will have to bear the WRAITH of Batman.In the year 2019 I’ll be rich, fabulous and famous beyond any wildest dreamConsidering the level of education I currently possess(details withdrawn due to privacy issues)and with all my talents by the year 2019 I’d probably be some rich multi talented Einstein. Even right now - I’m a Kung Fu warriorAfter thoroughly following both ‘Kung fu panda’ and ‘Kung Fu panda 2’ and also reading the legendary ‘Dragon scroll’ along with PO and learning the highly regarded secrets of Kung Fu, by 2019 the world would most possibly get a Kung Fu warrior, the likes of which, no one has ever seen. (BAM BAM BAM!!) -I can danceI have been learning dance for almost 5 years now and I’m undoubtedly good at it. Girls love dancing and since my opponent is a girl she must love dancing as well............... (Okay Seriously!! I do know how to dance. If CON would like proof I could send her a video of me dancing in a Private message).-I can solve the Rubik’s cube in 35.62 secondsOkay this may not be impressive now but we are talking about the year 2019!! By then it wouldn’t be something to be surprised about, considering the amount of practice I’m doing, if I could solve it even under 15 seconds. These are the results of the last competition I attended and of course the full link of the page will only be given too CON, if she wishes to contest this claim, due to reasons concerning privacy.So with all the current facts it is without any doubt that by the year 2019 I’d be someone who girls from all over the world would be dying to have as their husband.Possible arguments by CON-“I don’t have a taste/inclination to any of the qualities/talents mentioned”This is a valid argument, but likes and dislikes of a person change with time. One may like some ‘X’ characteristic of a person in one week and may end up disliking it, the next. When this is so, it is more than plausible that in the year 2019, owing to the trends and tastes in the society, my opponent would end up liking a few of my qualities/talents, if not all of them.-“I don’t like you OR I don’t want to marry you”The same reasoning as before can be applied here to negate this argument too since, again with the plethora of qualities/talents I hold right now and with the additional ones that I may acquire in the next five years also totaled with my charm, my elegance and the effect of all the women at the time wanting to make me their husbands on CON’s ego, would be more than sufficient to change Con’s mind.-“I can get another person to marry who is equally as talented as you”Though improbable this argument is certainly not impossible. To this my answer is just a simple question, JyotiPatel who would you want to marry and live with, a guy who just showed up and probably wants or doesn’t want to marry you OR me who has been wanting to marry you almost five years before your actual marriage? ;) :pConclusion:I have made my case and have shown why JyotiPatel should CONSIDER marrying me. In all certainty I might be one of the best suitors for her if not the best, and I humbly ask her to not let herself be misguided and succumb to false judgment for this is a golden opportunity that I feel she should not miss :P