Resolved: Hurricane Katrina was an inside Job

There are many different theories as to who could be behind the inside job that is Hurricane Katrina..... - It could be the US government behind it, who somehow manufactured a crisis to take people's minds off of the Iraq war after it was discovered that they werent as dangerous as they said....- It could be the US government behind it, who manufactured the hurricane to hit Louisiana to stick it to black people by breaking the levees, since everyone knows that swimming is not something that black people are allegedly good at. - It could be the Bahamas government behind it, which is where the storm HAPPENED to become a hurricane and HAPPENED to be steered towards New Orleans.....- It could be whichever entity manufactured Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Andrew as part of some plot to ravage electorally important states right around Presidential elections- It could be the Somali pirates behind it, who were trying to create a new base of operations and a new body of water to commit acts of piracy since Somalia is basically nothing but dirt now- It could be MSNBC behind the attack, who wanted to create a tragedy they knew Bush would mishandle in order to grill him over his incompetence- It could be Fox News behind the attack, who wanted to create a tragedy they knew would hurt a lot of black people- it could be God behind the attack, who was reminding everyone why its stupid to invest in a property located below sea level....- It could be rationalmadman behind the attack as an attempt to try to kill me since I told him I lived in Louisiana before he developed a crazy hatred for me. (Never mind that we didnt even meet until several years after Katrina struck, it has nothing to do with the point)Point is, there are TONS of different motives that exist for why Hurricane Katrina happened and why it might have been unleashed. There are numerous potential people behind the attack, but lets look at the stats that CLEARLY shows that this was an inside job:1) It happened in LouisianaIf you are gonna pull off something as big as controlling the weather to hit a target, then you dont aim for highly valuable target in your first heist. You start off small then work your way up, just like having sex. You dont seduce the person you like on your first try, you plow a few hookers first and then go after the prize once you have some experience....2) It was a HurricaneHurricane has 9 letters. 9 is the first number in 9/11Coincidence? I THINK NOT. Just ask Geo, he has my back on this one. 3) Its name was 'Katrina'Katrina is one of the names that then President George W Bush would not be able to spell to save his life.... Which is why its feasible that this was an inside job made to look Bush look stupid....er. If the hurricane was named John or Dan, then Bush would be able to more readily spell and pronounce it, but no, It was Katrina! The evidence speaks for itself....4) Its been repeated. Hurricane Katrina was such a success that the entity behind it has grown bolder with their targets now that they know it works. Hurricane Katrina hit Louisiana, Hurricane Wilma hit Florida, and most recently; Hurricane Sandy hit New York City itself! A hurricane hit the site of 9/11 itself exactly 11 years and 9 days after it happened, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UPIll end here, and invite the con to provide evidence suggesting this somehow was 'just an act of nature' or something ridiculous.