Dolphins enjoy wearing turtleneck sweaters

- After a great and agonizingly intricate reading over my opponents first post toward this deeply thought out debate topic I have come to the conclusion that my opponent is completely insane. My opponent seems to believe that dolphins not only would not enjoy donning a turtleneck sweater, but that they shan't even be caught in death wearing one. This claim has stricken me with great confusion to the point where i believe the only way to get closure to such feelings of bewilderment is to ask my opponent this question. When in death.. can a dolphin experience the joy of wearing such a fine article of clothing such as a turtleneck sweater? or better yet.. can they even hinder someones ability to put one on them upon death? I would imagine the answer to both of these questions would be no- - Moving on to my opponents other senseless claims we find that my opponent believes dolphins to be greatly fond of the "monocle" and "top hats" and in some cases they don the attire of "rebellious teens" tossing aside the assumption that my opponents tells no lies I must ask my opponent for the proof of this claim. for without such evidence i will be forced to question this point for the rest of my life, most likely to go completely unanswered for many years.- - As to the rules of this debate... you know the moose, there are no rules. Now for my evidence- -----THE EVIDENCE---- -I have created this debate with the easily questioned claim that dolphins do enjoy the wearing of turtleneck sweaters. Though many of you may question the validness of this claim I can assure you that it is without false. [1] As you can see in the picture I bring forth, the dolphin is clearly seen with a great and illustrious smile whilst wearing one of the finest turtleneck sweaters seen on this side of the solar system, Upon resting your eyes on such a sight, how do you possibly deny that dolphins enjoy the touch of a turtleneck sweaters fine fabric upon them, of this.. I ask my opponent.- -Also on a side note we have this [2]. In this picture we see the one and only spider-man enlisting the great dolphin species to help him in his great advertising for his latest line of fabulous clothing articles. If you have ever seen one of his many commercials then you would know that spider-man has a famous quote said once during each commercial to provide the audience with a great life lesson, here is a commercial for your viewing posted above... http://www.youtube.com... As you can see his insurmountable greatness left us all with a life changeing quote.. "everybody gets one" This leaves his audience to question how they live life.. and reminds them all that everybody gets one life, and that you must live it to the fullest. The dolphin signifies the freedom of which to enjoy all of life as free as can be and that no matter what, enjoy what you ave, and what the dolphins have.. are freedom, the open ocean, the speed of a raging giraffe, and turtleneck sweaters... - -So i ask of my opponent one question. Do you still believe that a dolphin can not enjoy the comfort of a turtleneck sweater?- -I await my opponents surely crushing response- -----VOTE COooOoooOn---- ---Sources--- [1] http://knittingfordolphins.com... [2] http://fashionablygeek.com... [3] The video