2016 Equestrian Presidential Election.

???: Good evening, mares and Stallions. My name is AppleJack and we have a fantastic Debate in store for ya’ll here tonight. How this will work is that some pony will ask a question to Princess Luna or Twilight Sparkle. They will answer the question and will finish all of the main questions. When Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle have finished up. It will then be up to Discord and Pinkie Pie to answer the question. If a question is asked to an individual specifically then the Counter part must intern do the same. For an example, if a question is directed towards Twilight Sparkle then Pinkie Pie and only Pinkie Pie may answer. First up, we have Rainbow Dash, go ahead Darlin’. Rainbow Dash: With the recent serial killer going loose in Equestia what will you do to stop and find Pinkiemania… this isn’t to be associated with Pinkie Pie. They are two completely different people. Princess Luna: Well from many news Articles that I have seen online and talked about on the Gamer’s Central we can see that Pinkiemania tends to put the horse meat in her cupcakes and then sells it to the public unknowingly. My first question though is that who is to say that Pinkiemania and Pinkie Pie two different people. According to the news Pinkiemania looks exactly like Pinkie Pie. So for this plan I have two plans. The first is to establish a Food Drug Association that goes around looking and checking all foods, because who’s to say that she’s only using Cupcakes right? This way we can easily find out where and who she is. The second is that I suggest that we establish a safe house for ponies who are not sane and we can separate them from society so that they may live in Harmony and not Discord. We will have a Royal….erh…a…I mean a federal Stallion officer to be incharge of this list and requirements for insanity. AppleJack: Wow! That was some moving stuff! Scootaloo I believe you are next. [no answer] AppleJack: Scootaloo are you out there. [someone nudges Scootaloo and she then stands up] Oh there you are. Your question please darling? Scootaloo: Well my name is now Absentia, that is ever since going to the Rainbow Factory in Cloudsdale. Which thousands of pegasus’ die in the Pegasus Device in the Rainbow Factory, because they don’t qualify for society in order to make Rainbows. This last week BronyDanceParty was killed by the Pegasus Device. So my Question to you Princess Luna is what will you do to save the poor souls at the Rainbow Factory and what can you do for worker safety? Princess Luna: That’s a horrible thing that had to be due to the Rainbows, but under me there will be longer nights so you guys can play in the moonlight and this would also render the Rainbow Factory useless and would save all of those unfit for society. Like I had stated before we’ll see if those people are able to go to an insane aslymn. As for worker safety we simply build handles and rails to keep people from falling down like what occurred to BronyDanceParty. AppleJack: Up next is Rarity on the ESA (Equestrian Security Association). Rarity: Thank you. Now after Princess Celestia’s Big Sister is watching you campaign and her massive police state enforced by the Royal Guards. What will your take on it Twi? Twilight Sparkle: Well I know that my teacher was a great leader, but there is one reason that I chose Luna over Celestia and that’s because of her social issues take. Luna believes in Privacy as she doesn’t think the Royal Guards should be kicking down your door at 2 in the morning to make sure you’ve brushed. That’s why we have purposed that we are gutting the ESA and the Manditory Tooth brushing law. Not only does it save us money, but it gives people privacy. But we will continue the background checks to ensure that you’re not a Changeling… Are you a changeling? AppleJack: Why thank you, next is a worker from the Rainbow Factory Wooden Toaster and he is here to talk about Work hours. Wooden Toaster: Hello, I have a question for Princess Luna. With the long hours through the day and long into the night we are barely getting any sleep as we only have 8 hours off before we have to go back to work. This past week, the tired BronyDanceParty was killed due to him being tired from such hours. Princess Luna: Well I purpose that we shorten the work hours significantly so you’ll have enough time to enjoy my night and still be able to get your 8 hours of sleep with time to spare on your evening to enjoy the wounders of the night. AppleJack: Now please excuse us for a brief commercial break. AppleJack: And we’re back! Finial question is Fluttershy on the environment. Fluttershy: I’m concerned with the current environment that my furry friends are wanting change. What shall we do about it Twilight? Twilight Sparkle: Well you see we have seen the Apple family apple farm shrink in size since the War with the Changelings. We need to do whatever it takes for us to save our Cider Trees and Apple pie, and Apple Pie Alamo, and…. You get the point, we need to protect our environment.