Jen (the girl out of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) would beat Jesus in a fight

In this debate we will consider two fictional characters: Jen out of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Jesus out of the Bible and argue who would emerge victorious in a violent confrontation. Here's the scenario. The year: 1779; the location: Eastern China. Jesus has returned to Earth to persuade the locals in Manchuria to reject Buddha's teachings and to worship his father instead. To this end, he enters a restaurant in order to convert the diners inside, and he starts mouthing off about how great his dad is. "He has no equal either in Heaven or on the Earth" boasts Jesus, "It is He who possesses all wisdom and all light. It is to Him you must address yourselves to be consoled in your sorrows." Then Jen, the beautiful daughter of a Manchurian aristocrat, coolly looks up from her tea and says "You're talking out of your arse, you are. My dad's Governor Yu, the most powerful man in the entire province, whereas nobody's even heard of your dad. Where does he live?" "He resides in calm and silence, alone in immortality, dwelling in the light." replies Jesus. "Where the fvck is ‘immortality'?" asks Jen, "I've never heard of the place. Is it near Peking?" "No," replies Jesus, "I mean, my father is God and Father of everything, the invisible One." "He's invisible?" asks Jen, "What the fvck are you talking about? Are you trying to say he's an absent father?" "No!" replies Jesus, "Well yes, sort of - I was actually brought up by my other dad, but never mind that, the point is He is the Great Creator and has not shared His power with any living being and it is He who possesses all wisdom and all light, not your father." "What? Are you dissing my dad?" asks Jen, outraged, "Are you having a fvcking pop at my old man?" With that, Jen gets up, marches over to Jesus, jabs her finger in his chest and says "Nobody disrespects my family, especially not some beardy little gobshite like you. Come on, outside right now, I'm going to avenge this grievous insult – using any weapon you choose." "No, I don't fight girls." says Jesus. "Ch-ch-ch-chicken!" goads Jen, and everybody in the restaurant laughs at Jesus, who blushes with embarrassment and rage. Now, as we know, Jesus fancies himself as a bit of a tough guy because in an act of premeditated violence (which, if committed today, would see him prosecuted for criminal damage and possession of offensive weapon) he made a whip of small cords and he drove all the merchants out of the temple and poured out the foreign exchange traders' money, and overthrew their tables. (John 2:15) So, Jesus accepts Jen's offer of a fight, and followed by the customers of the restaurant, they go outside to settle the matter. Well, there you have it: the scenario is set. Now here's my argument. Jen would win the fight, no matter which of the locally-available weapons Jesus chose to use, whether it be swords, staffs, knives or whips, because she was trained in the use of them all and there is no record of Jesus ever having learned how to use any martial arts' weapons. Furthermore, although Jesus has special powers, Jen can still do almost anything he can. She can walk (or at least run) on water and she can ascend high in the air (not quite as far as Heaven, but high enough for a fight). In fact, the only thing that she can't do that Jesus can is to make loaves and fishes appear as if from nowhere, but what use is that sort of trick in a fight? No, there is no doubt in my mind that Jen out of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would beat Jesus in a violent confrontation. Thank you. http://www.youtube.com...