I hate you.

Rebutting my opponent's arguments:"1. Not true. During my whole life living in Topeka, Kansas, there has never been a tornado in this town. Matter of fact the last twister that ripped though Topeka was in 1965."This may be true, however it's only because you have gotten lucky. In reality, there is a good chance that you hate me because as we travel around our province/ state I have a better chance of not getting hit with a twister. Also, if there is a God, he loves me more because he put me in a location that is less likely to get hit with a tornado (this enrages you most likely, and gives a good reason why you hate me)."2. I'm 15 I can't get married"I'm 25 and I can get married, I can have all the sex I want. This upsets you, It must. When I stick my penis in a nice warm vagina you cry yourself to sleep and grasp your clammy member as you "fap" the night away. That, plus the fact that I'm rubbing it in gives good foundation for the claim that you hate me."I'm a Suns fan not a Raptors fan"The last time the Suns and Raptors faced off (1/ 24/ 12), the Raptors beat the Suns[1]. So as I celebrated you bowed your head in shame. Even though you didn't know me personally, you knew there was a fans out there who were celebrating, you most likely felt hate for them. Since I was part of those fans, you indirectly most likely felt hate for me."your pose is cool but I got my own thing."My pose screams swag, your poses could never match up. Due to this knowledge, there is another reason at my disposal for why you probably hate me"3. eye, but does the Joker respect Batman."It's possible."4. Prove it do you know where I live."Of course I know where you live, I was there last night with your mother. I'm not going to put her address out there on the Internet for everyone to see out of respect for her privacy. Also, I knew you would want proof, which is one of the reasons why I urinated in your milk (besides the fact that it was incredibly hilarious).Continued case in favor of you hating me:Your cookie jar I also farted in your cookie jar with the intent of you smelling it if you had a chocolate chip cookie, it's only logical to assume that you hate me because of this.Fruit basket I burped in your fruit basket with the intent of you smelling it if you had an apple, this is a blatant sign of disrespect. Due to lack of respect I have for your miserable existence, the only rational emotional response for you to have, is to hate me. Lying to me, the viewers and yourselfYou simply claiming you don't hate me is most likely a lie. 1. My province is safer from natural disasters than your province, and I have no problem rubbing this in your face.2. I gloated about the fact that I can have sex while you cry yourself to sleep at night by masturbating.3. The last time our two favorite teams squared off, mine beat yours. 4. My poses are better than yours5. I had sex with your bother6. I threw it in your face and laughed about the fact I had sex with your mother7. I proved I was at your house and sex with your mother by urinating in your milk for a good laugh8. I farted in your cookie jar9. I burped in your fruit basketConclusion: Any claim Con makes claiming he doesn't hate me, is most likely just a lie in order to win this debate. In reality, I have provided enough reasons to safely make the claim that he most likely hates me, rather than the alternative. Source(s): [1] http://www.nba.com...