Ultimate Team War - Ender's Game 3

An excellent post by my opponent. I shall now respond. I will change my format slightly, to illustrate what happens at instances of time such as T = 10 or T = 5. In the event that I realize that Fox and Falco's lasers are insufficient, I will do the following: First, I position my Narutos along the sides of the walls of the entire battle room, and hovering all throughout the space between, just like I have said in rounds prior. If Midna glows, Link dies immediately at T=6 seconds. If Midna doesn't glow, but Fox and Falco shoot lasers, he would die at T=8. I order Fox and Falco to shoot, only to realize that their range is not enough, then I tell them to stop. Instead I will then have a naruto at the far end explode his clay. The light from the explosion will be quite sufficient to light up at least that part of the room and a split second once that happens, Link is revealed, and Link is dead. 1 second to detect link, 2 seconds to kill. At T=9, Link is dead if Midna glows and my lasers fail. After seeing that his fairy pops out of the bottle, five other narutos snatch the rest of Link's bottles, and release them as well. Meanwhile, another 5 narutos bounce off the wall and use their momentum to snatch Link himself. All 4 fairies are now healing link while the other 5 Narutos are speeding him towards my side of the battle room. It takes approximately 5 seconds for a fairy to restore Link to life. Once Link awakens, the Narutos holding him down will explode and destroy him permanently, since he has no fairies left. The other three fairies will be released at T=10 and Link will be halfway to my side of the Battle Room by T=12. He will be a corpse again by T=15. MEANWHILE, Lucas cannot issue commands while inside the preparation room, as it counts as an "attack". Lucas AND his pokemon must be out of the preparation room before initiating attack. It takes Lucas 1 second to open his bag, one second to grab 3 luxury balls at once, 1 second to throw them at the pokemon, 2 seconds for the ball to catch the pokemon inside and 3 seconds for the standard "wiggle" and for the red button to turn white, and another second for the pokemon to pop back out. Assuming that he fetches all the TMs and HMs from his bag while the pokemon are being caught and rereleased, it would take him 5 seconds to use the 5 machines. In total, it takes Lucas and all his pokemon 12 seconds at maximum speed to get out of the room. (To be honest, Lucas acting this fast would defy the laws of physics, but I'm just saying.) In these 12 seconds, my Narutos would have already been set up all over the battlefield, along the walls, and around my opponent's portal. Link would already be dead the first time, and would be speeding towards my side of the field. At T=12, Lucas comes out with all of his pokemon just as Link is being sped away. He calls Tailwind. At T=12, a Naruto by the portal hears Lucas shout "Tailwind" and explodes, killing Lucas since he is just a normal human. The light of the explosion shows all four pokemon and dozens of Narutos speed in with their explosive fiery death within a second. Now, assuming that Tailwind actually does go through, My opponent accuses me of using an argument by silence. However, I have done nothing of the sort. I merely requested evidence. The burden of proof is on the one making the positive claim. Should we assume that tailwind also makes flowers grow out of Naruto's head? No. Because there is no evidence. My opponent claims that tailwind has an effect on opponents, and the bulbapedia source states that the effect is speed for his own pokemon. Until evidence is provided, we will just assume that tailwind does what bulbapedia says it does. As for his source, Gusty Gus =/= tailwind. Plain and simple. Unless my opponent can prove that Gusty Gus was actually using tailwind, his evidence is nonsensical. Furthermore, Gusty Gus only occurs in SSBB. I said before that I reserve the right to use either the SSBM version or the SSBB version and to mix and match characteristics as I chose. Can my opponent provide a wind-related evidence in SSBM? At this moment in time, the Narutos would know that my opponent's team is out of the gate and they are all bombarding them. Keep in mind that Rayquaza barely had enough time to unleash Tailwind before he dies. How could he unleash Surf? If it just so happens that Surf is unleashed somehow, then it still wouldn't matter. Rayquaza and the other pokemon would be dead before the Surf wave actually starts moving since several dozen Narutos would have been exploding on them. Now, it's just a matter of dealing with the wave. Did you notice how the wave has a crest in the video? The wave is shaped like a slash "/". The wave will travel shaped like a slash and will never crash down because there is no gravity. According to my opponent's video, at 2:28, Surf was used, at 2:30, it begins to move, and at 2:32, it finally hits. However, it only hits because the top part of the wave was pulled down by gravity. If there were no gravity, it would hit at 2:34 instead. Why? Because the base of the wave is what would make contact, and the base is further away than the crest. Thus, Surf will travel the distance between one pokemon and the other in a matter of 4 seconds in 0G. In that case, what is the distance between the two pokemon? At 0:55, we can see that the distance is about 3.5 kyogre lengths, and at 1:50, we can see that the pokemon trainer's height (approx 5'9) is about 1/3 the length of the kyogre. This means that Kyogre is about 207 inches long and the distance about 725 inches. Convert it to meters, and Surf will travel 18 meters in 4 seconds in 0G. Within 1 second, I will simply get a dozen narutos to blast the crest such that it leaves a big gap between the wall and the wave. Since the battle room is 100 meters long, it will take 2 seconds to summon the wave, and 22 seconds for it to travel 99 meters from one end of the wall to the other. While it is traveling, all of my characters would simply move to the wall where the wave doesn't touch and be completely dry and unharmed. The wave will crash onto the back wall 24 seconds after Rayquaza somehow manages to use Surf. Of course, everyone on my opponent's team would be dead except for Link even while Rayquaza is using Tailwind, and if not by then, definitely by the time Rayquaza decides to use Surf. FOR MY OPPONENT'S CONCLUDING POINTS. 1. Naruto's movements are faster than the eye, and the delay is only in the beginning while setting up. Whenever he DOES choose to suicide bomb, he will do so faster than the eye. Rayquaza cannot use Surf until Lucas commands him to. Lucas cannot command attacks until he is out of the Prep room. Lucas cannot leave the Prep room until he finishes all his preparations, and his preparations take at least 12 seconds even if he moves as quickly as "The Flash". My suicide bombing would still have taken place before Lucas and the other pokemon exit the Prep room. 2. Gusty Gus =/= Tailwind, can my opponent prove that Gusty Gus is a pokemon? And if I choose to say that Gusty Gus is a Brawl character and my characters are all from Melee? 3. I have not. My opponent failed to note that I responded, saying that animation for the moves in the GB versions were not to scale. He responded with either Stadium or Coliseum videos. First of all, my opponent's argument is that since the pokemon move "gravity" doesn't change the animation of "surf", then surf is unaffected by gravity. This is an equivocation fallacy. The pokemon move "gravity" may not necessarily change the actual, physical gravitational force. It may just ground flying types. But this point is null because I provided a defense that makes Surf completely useless. I look forward to my opponent's response. Thank you.