Nonsensical argument debate

Introduction:"HEY, I wasnt doing homework while watching South Park, I was masturbating..... The difference between me masturbating and doing homework is that I can actually finish in one of them..." - Prohttp://tinyurl.com...Vote Con if you don't think this is funny.Arguments:CA1. Pro is stupid"Yeah, you sink an hour and a half into one problem, check the back of the book for the answer, try to figure out why you didnt get it right, think to yourself that youre close enough..." - ProMy respect for the Unversity of Miami just fell from an all time high after their blowout of Duke to an all time low. Vote Con if you are aware that the sport of basketball exists.CA2. Pro has bad tastes"I do listen to blood on the dance floor a lot..." - ProVote Con if you prefer to listen to music.CA3. Pro has a juvenile sense of humor and is not funnyhttp://tinyurl.com...CA4. No Mention of KFC from President Koopin"This is Earth President Koopin Speaking. I've sent this message from the future. There isn't much time. Vote Con to prevent Robots from destroying all humans. Agghh they got me... Vote Con or you will suffer te same fate! " - Earth President KoopinI will take the hidden message to be obvious.dfddfdfdsdfsdfdsfghThis font is called webdings but there are no webdings. What kind of cruel webding-free future is this? - President KoopinPro is not original A.1/.He just randomly throws stupid jokes together. Nokia phones are unbreakable lol if i mention celebrities and testicular elephants it'll be funny lolI seriously hate Pro. I knew a guy like him once. He thought he was really funny, but all this jokes were random streams of consciousness connected cached "joke material" in any unfunny way. He continued this up until he was 13 or something. The immaturity of some people.Now I know what you might be thinking - how hypocritical of you, Con! Your rounds are just a stream of consciousness too! I will concede that you have a point. However, recall that this is a nonsense debate. Also recall that I am starting these submissions with minutes of time to spare.My nonsense is of a higher odrder than Pro's. You can't predict what I'll do next. Pro probably thinks he's so random because his brian can free associate ideas just like everyone elses, but he's actually very predictable. You know that his next joke is going to be some kind of giggling about George Clooney's pubic hair or smehing. It's the same out ting. Pro is trapped in a pattern.I am not trapped in a desicnernable patter. I am an agent of pure impulse. My backspacis not working, and do I even care? actually it's more like the pluggin for these debates is ggetting slow and not picking up my typin probably and I'm too lazy to correct erors because it creates the superfical appears of more nonsensicallityI have no ideawhy I'm still writing. I suppose I need to fill up 1000 more cahaedhaha I quit typing. Vote Con.Horrific Strawman: But why should I vote Con?Con: How many facepalm worthy jokes does Pro have to drop before you vote Con?HS: 86C: You're way over.HS: Are you sure?C: Yeah, go back and count them.HS: Oh, yep, you were right. I missed the Oprah one.C: Of course I was right.HS: But doesn't Pro give an example of a nonsense argument in the introduction that... damn I forgot to count all those faceplams too!C: Right you are, Pro. I mean Horrific Strawman. But we've already concluded that Pro doesn't know the first thing about nonsense.HS: But I like some of Pro's jokes. Their funny. Also, I think you're kind of an arrogant jerk for making fun of him.C: They're*HS: Hey, that's not fair. You control everything I say.C: That I do, Horrific Strawman, that I do.And in the last, I beseech you, fellows of DDO: How did it come to this? -- That there was no better debate for me to take, and that Pro's jokes should be so bad? Does it not say something about the quality of man? It is spiritual moments like these that remind me of the importance of mediation, reflection, and voting Con.