Resolved: The blowing up of the death star was an inside job.

Good luck buddy! Again, as we all know just several short months ago a radical religious sect known as the Jedi led by Luke Allah Sky-walker using a small group of X-Wing Fighters, likely manufactured illegally on Alderon, attacked and blew up the Empire's new battleship: The Death Star. The Death Star attempted to use it's Turbo-Laser Batteries in order to defend itself but they were not designed to fight such an agile force. Two proton torpedo's were fired into the hypermatter reactor core through a small thermal exhaust vent overlooked by the contractors while building the death star. The following explosion triggered a chain reaction destroying the entire space station killing millions of innocent government employees. Inside footage taken by an inside man in the religious sect can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com... You can clearly see Luke Allah Skywalker leading the assault and the eventual horrific destruction of the Death Star. Currently Skywalker's whereabouts are unknown but it is suspected he is hiding out in some cave in the Degobah System. We will never forget the horrific events that occurred on this day. But the question is, was the blowing up of the Death Star an inside job, relating to corruption the goes all the way up in the Empire's hierarchy? I believe so. Contention 1: Grand Moff Tarkin refused to deploy TIE fighters until it was too late. Grand Moff Tarkin took a full 4 minutes before deploying TIE fighters to fight off the X-Fighter Squadron closing in on the vent opening, a full 2 minutes and 13 seconds over the training time. It's obvious that Mr. Tarkin delayed the release of the TIE fighters in order to give greater advantage to the rebel force. Not to mention the fact that rather than deploying the over 357 TIE fighters in the tubes in the Death Star only 3 were deployed. The fact is, Grand Moff Tarkin knowing that the Turbo Laser batteries would be inadequate for fighting off the X wing fighters refused to deploy TIE fighters allowing the horrific event to occur. It is likely that should the TIE fighters have been deployed earlier the X-Wing fighters would have been unable to get close enough to the vent for the shot to be fired and the destruction to have occured. Contention 2: There has have been NO investigation into the allegations that Darth Vader is in fact the father of the terrorist Luke Skywalker. Recently, it has come to light that Darth Vader, the Vice-President of Emperor Palpatine is in fact Luke Allah Skywalker's father, and some allegations have been raised that Darth Vader himself is in fact a Jedi, which would put him in a very precarious position. Yet despite these allegation absolutely no official investigation has been created, which begs the question? Just who is in charge of this empire based on Freedom and Liberty. Contention 3: Lord Vader broke all protocols and actually piloted a TIE fighter against all regulation allowing him to escape the destruction of the Death Star. I find is suspicious that Lord Vader himself chose to lead the counter attack against the X-Wing Fighter force. If you watch the stolen footage of the event at 2:35 despite the fact that he had a clean shot Darth Vader refuses to shoot his Luke Skywalker's ship and purposefully misses and only wings it in order to allow the attack to occur, allowing both the tragedy to occur and saving his own life. Unless Lord Vader had prior knowledge of the attack there was no reason that he would lead the defense himself in order to ensure the rebel's success. Contention 4: Emperor Palpatine read "The Pet Bantha" to a young group of Sith for a full 5 minutes after he was informed the attack was underway. This obvious apathy, not to mention the fact that he was conveniently off the Death Star when it blew up serves as evidence for itself to show our own emperor's guilt when in the final destruction of the death star. Conclusion: The fact is, there is simply too much evidence for it all to be a coincident or a result of incompetence. The only possible solution is that it was a result of collusion of the Empire in an attempt to restrict our religious right to practice the force or a ploy to gain access to Hoth's rich oil supplies. Regardless, a thorough investigation is necessary.