The US should tell Russia that Edward Snowden is Gay so that Russia will arrest+deport him

Did you seriously use like 12 sources in one round for a troll debate?.... F*cking hell, whatever. " The stereotype of the scrawny, pale, weak gay man may still have some currency amongst certain insulated segments of straight, male culture but the gay men that most people interact with are body-obsessed gym rats"While its true that Snowden doesnt completely match with what a gay guy looks like, con forgets that Snowden doesnt know that hes gay, and that not knowing your gay yet is VERY different then being gay and knowing it.... What do people who dont know their in the closet look and dress like? They look like scrawny white dudes who wear grey Hawaiian shirts...."To put it succinctly, Russia is gayer than the U.S. Even more succinctly, Russia is gay as f*ck. "While I agree with you and Ronald Reagan that Russia is indeed "gay as f*ck", that doesnt mean they would let Snowden stay in Russia if they were told that he was gay..... And thats because governments are massive hypocrites (just ask any anarchist on here)Just because Russia is pretty freaking gay, that doesnt mean they would condone acts of gayness at their front door...... I know this because I went to Neil Patrick Harris's house at 3 in the morning and buttf*cked another guy right there on his front lawn, and he was NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT AT ALL."National Drink? Vodka."I think everyone agrees that Mojitos are the gayest drink there is...... Next to Cherry Coke"when was the last time Russia believed something just because the U.S. said it was so?"Do you know how much weird sh*t happens in Russia exactly? So much crazy sh*t happens there that it makes everything we see as crazy seem normal to them. If the US told Russia that Snowden was gay, that to them seems normal since Vladimir over there just drove his tank to work, and he works as a f***ing mailman! They have such a crazy country that they have a much looser idea of what is normal and believable, and nobody questions things that sound perfectly normal..... "I've never understood all the hub-bub about this guy. "He orchestrated the single biggest leak of government intelligence in history, it was 3 times the size of the infamous 'Pentagon Papers' that revealed that the US was also at war with Laos and Cambodia in addition to Vietnam.... "At the end of the day, all Edward Snowden did was grab a bullhorn and shouted out stuff that everybody knew"You know very well that people dont read newspapers anymore. A lot of what Snowden blew the horn on was stuff that people really didnt know even though there were previous stories and evidence that revealed the same thing. Besides, the debate isnt whether or not the US should be going after Snowden, its pretty clear that theyve made up their minds about trying to silence him, and once the US makes up its mind about something no amount of reasoning in the world could deter them from going through with what they want to do (see Iraq War for evidence). The debate is what is the best way for the US to try to get Snowden back from the Russians, and the answer clearly is to tell them that Snowden is gay so that they will deport Snowden back to the US====================================================================================In conclusion, the US should tell Russia that Snowden is gay so that they will silence/deport him back to the US because as explained above:1) He has gay qualities about him so one could be convinced he is indeed gay2) Russia really doesnt like gays at the moment and has spassed laws forbiding the acknowledgement of their existence to children3) The US definitely wants Snowden back and this is clearly the easiest way to try to get him back since all other options risk sparking a war or souring relations with Russia.