Who Would Make a Better Husband for YYW

To YYW I give this song from one of his favorite bands, you light up my world like no one else baby. ;=A note on names=Bsh tries to disparage my love for YYW by referring to me as "The Texan". This would be a lot more compelling if my opponent was from California or Hawaii, not Maryland. Maryland has the double distinction of having been one of the last places in the US to have slavery legal and being incredibly boring. Texas has it's flaws, but its the motherf*cking land of milk and honey next to Maryland. The only worse state than Maryland is Idaho, which is so boring that they brag about their potatoes of all things on their license plates. =Opponents case= SexThe good thing about YYW marrying me is that it carries benefits that are beyond the sexual realm. Sex is literally all Bsh has to offer, and he's a white guy at that, which is why in my case I explained how I can provide YYW with much more pleasure from my mystical godlike powers. Compared to what I offer sex is but a I am also completely okay with my spouse sleeping around. I know tons of incredibly hot gay guys who would be willing to have sex with such an amazingly hot man like YYW. The fact is my relationship with YYW is not based on sex and was going great until Bsh the homewrecker decided to try to steal my man, but he will not succeed. In fact you can turn this entire argument on my opponent--YYW and I can have a meaningful, legal, loving relationship without sex and he can sleep with whoever he wants. Thus he gets the benefit of having the second best husband on Earth (the first being himself) and all the sex he wants. Moreover my opponent gives no evidence that YYW would even want to have sex with him. I found Bsh's blog and here's a picture of him: http://nerdlike.com... wouldnt want to wake up to that every morning. Pro claims I'm too short to fit YYW's standards, but unless YYW is looking for a Shaquille O'Neal 6 foot 3 is just fine.Personality Bsh finally gets something right, that people who have things in common like to be mates...however, according to the great Paula Abdul Opposites Attract[1], thus this point is a wash. The truth is that people have to be alike in some ways and different in some ways to have a successful relationship. YYW are I more alike anyway, we both love One Direction, cats, being evil Slytherins, and winning. What matters is being similar in things you're passionate about and different in things that add sparks to the relationship. Having similar political beliefs means they wont ever argue and, for a famous hall of fame debater like YYW, this is a bad thing. Pros evidence that he and YYW have scored similarly on silly internet tests is relevant only if he can prove that it's for the same reasons/similar in a not creepy way. Maybe YYW is Dumbledore because he's wise and kind, whereas Bsh is Dumbledore because he likes to discriminate against muggles and fall in love with dark wizards. The fact is that they are not the same in any way they can actually connect, and they are different in ways that will grind YYW's gears. Why is Bsh so lame? Could it be that Bsh is one of those people who comes home from a long days work, takes off his dirty clothes, puts his underwear over his face and rolls around in them while orgasaming in olfactory pleasure? That might be one of the best arguments I've ever made. Interests Pro is really grasping at straws here and making some pretty bogun claims, like being a Harry Potter fanatic while mispelling Gyffindor multiple times in the last round. YYW share a deep interest, and that is our love of looking into each others eyes, our love of plotting against our enemies, our love of spelling the Harry Potter houses right, our interest in Law School, our political ambitions, our love of 1D, our deep and solemn wish that Larry Stylison is real, and much much more. =My case= C1. Gay marriagePro doesn't hit the crux of the issue. YYW and I could be married out of state, but if we did our marriage wouldn't be legally recognized where I live and thus wouldn't meet the resolutional criteria. Pro is correct that there are other avenues for gay marriage to become legal but he shoots himself in the foot here. If we are focusing not on popular vote but by Supreme Court decision, than my world is one where Gay Marriage is likely legal all over this great nation and at the very least for the 26 million people in Texas so much sooner. Who knows how long it will take the Supreme Court to decide the gay marriage issue, if it even rules in our favor? YYW has to negate because viva la rainbow revolution!C2. How to voteBsh's argument is very weak here, YYW loves cats and we both know it. Honestly this is no contest, if YYW really liked Bsh's photo as much he would've said so. I probably have one of the greatest avatars on DDO right now. It's incredibly unique. How many people in the world admire Star Trek? Scifi nerds are a dime a dozen, my avatar proves uniqueness. In fact this is another reason to vote Con, my taste in science fiction isnt complete crap. I mean, Bsh actually likes the phantom menace. Come on. the phantom menace is so bad that I won't even honor it by giving it the proper capitalization. YYW has better things to do with his saturday nights than be forced to watch Jar Jar Binks being an idiot and Qui Gon Jin being the worst Jedi ever. As for names this is just getting ridiculous. "Bish". It sounds like a euphemism for prostate cnacer or something. Thett is so much better. You can imagine a sexy person yelling "THETT" as he is pounded. Vote Con. Also according to the highly reliable Guardian, 3 is the second best number 1-10, 1 is fourth[2].This is the only other fair way to vote and it leads to a Con ballot.C3. I am betterI'd like to add that I got a 100 on my assigment today. I am truly the greatest man alive besides YYW himself.A. Godlike powersBsh's response is perplexing. He tries to prove I am not imbued with godlike powers by...reminding everyone of me and my profile pic? The fact that I and my photo is always in the back of your minds is an argument for my godlike powers. Pro claims he is God. Double turn: First, this is blasphemous. It's one thing to claim to have godlike powers, entirely another to claim to be God. Secondly: Bsh's Muppets card identifies Bsh as Whoopi Goldberg--a woman. You can forget about Pro's sex impact. As for his Star Trek claim...the fact that I didn't know what El-Aurian meant until I googled it and Bsh loves Star Trek so much he claims to be some strange Trek race is probably a better argument for voting for me than anything I could ever come up with.B. HotnessPro makes some pretty strange claims about me not being attractive, but the fact is we have irrefutable proof in Royal's testimony to my sheer good looks. It's true that Royal was once my lover, but that ship sailed in 2012 (before Bsh was even on the site...) and has no incentive to lie, especially if her testimony about my greatness would get others interested in me. C. SlytherinYYW is not a Gryffindor. He is a Slytherin and we all know it. YYW, together we can go on the path to greatness. Bsh will give you nothing but a musty library. Together you and I will be great, we will change the world for the better. If you marry Bsh you guys will both drink your problems away in a shoddy bar, wondering when exactly your lives became worth $12.99 an hour teaching washed up community college kids and thinking about what could've been. Bsh doesn't even spell the house of his love right. If YYW really is a Gryffindor, he should vote Bsh down for insulting his house with misspelling.D. OlderBsh is but a young nooblet. He has not been here nearly long enough to prove his sanity. The fact that I've been here nearly 3 years and have only two people who dislike me on the site (both of whom are almost universally despised and hate YYW as well--we can fight our enemies together!) shows how great and sane I am. Again, unless YYW wants to spend his health insurance deductibles on mental health care, he needs to vote Con.C4. History Bsh proves he knows nothing about YYW. YYW used to be a Republican and was a huge fan of Mitt Romney. Together YYW and I can change the Republican party. The first gay Republican power couple is coming! C5. ReligionThe papist reveals only how wishy washy he is that he would abandon the faith of his forefathers just to get in bed with YYW. For shame! Again, YYW needs to remain a WASP and I'm his only chance at doing so. Pro claims I contradicted myself, but the problem is that we have a good chance of changing the Republican party, but virtually no chance at changing the Catholic Church as the papist probably knows. In the names and memories of Luther, Calvin, Knox, and many many more reformists, YYW has to vote for the glory of Protestantism. Stop the papist madness.Sources:1. http://en.wikipedia.org...2. http://blogs.theguardian.com...