DDO Member Themed Rap Battle R2: Airmax vs Geo

I didn't have time to write a beat, but here's some lyrics I just quickly wrote as my time was running out and I can't do music stuff on the weekend. I'll see if I can record this as soon as I get motivation / time and post it in the comments.==============Guess who's back, yeah, back againIt's the air air max, I don't need no refrain.My rhymes more magic than David BlaineNot mundane, I maintain, entertain when I arraignYeah, hear me as I plea, never sell a CDYour rhymes are so bad, your @ss got kicked by a treeSo I get that you're gutsy, like a club of gleeBut you don't have it in you to be called an MCI can't believe the FCC let you print that onlineIf it was me that wrote them, then that would be fineI would make an arrangement, but my rhymes are mineTL;DR - you'd better resignDon't you worry my friend, you got plenty of timeYou might beat your next foe in a battle of rhymeBut I'm slicker than slime, sharper than limeThis is me in my prime, this won't cost you a dimeI like to rap it free, both in cost and in verseYour rhymes are so bad I think you need to rehearseIt's hard to think how RM could be worseMy words cut you so bad, I'd better get you a nurseYeah, I am the elite, and I'm the NSABest not betray the USA, cause you can't get awayI would be tuning in now to the events of your dayBut I'm dropping lyrical bombs like Timothy McVeighI see through you like an x-ray, check me with my word playHear me at the cafe, or going to the balletAll over the milky way, my rhymes are rated triple-AApproved by the CIA, these words will never pass awayI know why I'm the one whom you fearLet me get this clear, I don't campaign to smearI'm just here for the truth, though that can be severeMy rhymes are better than yours by about a light yearI don't mean to be mean, I'm just being sincereI'm way out of your league, cause my league is premiereOn the rapping frontier, I'm a rapping emirWhen the Cherokee see you, they shed a single tearYou be polluting up the space on DDOI'm sorry Geo, but you know it's time to goNever do a debate, niether con nor proYou're round here less often than a UFOI got even more karma than the Dalai LamaEither you can't even rhyme, or you mispronounced "Nirvana"Whether you're a Theravada or if you're a MahayanaMy betterness in rap is like, part of the dharmaEver notice how marijuana rhymes with all of your creeds?I think you'd better convert, and my rabbi agreesIf you believe in the Torah your salvation's guaranteedAnd your monks they have been smoking a few too many weedsBut enough of this rivalry, it's getting to my headThat's enough about you, how about me instead?I'm already ahead, but let's leave nothing unsaidI've made so much more than the odd forum threadI believe you've been misled, so let me tell you abouthow I don't have any problems with the new layoutJuggle knows your thoughts well, no need to shout it outCause my NSA PRISM is leaving them no doubtBut I don't like Obama, cause I'll plainly take his placeI'll be taking his job, with my POTUS faceCause I'm done with DDO, since you make it a disgraceI'll be taking it national in the presidential raceYou say that you're prepared, my youtube doesn't phaseBut how are you prepared, yeah, in what ways?You got nothing on me but your turns of phraseWhile my rapping's so good, I never cease to amazeGo get hit by a truck? Why would I do that?I think it would be wise to take that backI feel sorry for the truck you want me to attackRound here that kind of bullying is not a valid tackSo that's one thing I've been doing, I call it moderationAnd helping out new users with all my informationAll my ideas, they are always just passed by acclamationThere's no need for affectation, get a standing ovationJuggle's done more than ever while I've been on this siteWho are you to tell me I'm not doing this right?You just lurk on the forums in the dead of the nightIn your case it is clear you're just bark and not biteNot even Alex can save you, not that he'd want toThere's few who can beat me, and they don't include youIn fact, I don't know any, since my rapping debutEvery rap that I do is a real deja vuSay anything more, against you it will be usedIf you want to remain silent then that will be excusedYeah these are your rights, taken or refusedYou're convicted of the crime of being lyrically confusedI don't get it who you take as your enemyWhy do you want beef with the Illuminati?We're but abolishing weaponry, drugging you medicallySetting up hegemony, hunting you especiallyYeah, I've been keeping the Illuminati personally aliveI've been the one and only member since 1785I'm the New World Order too, yeah, we're gonna reviveThere is no way you can prepare, yeah, for when we arriveI just want world peace, can't we get along?If you think me as evil, I'm afraid you are wrong.Alex sometimes confused me for Mao ZedongBut that argument is like, the opposite of strongCause I'm a real nice guy, with my real nice friendsEverybody wants to hear what Airmax recommendsYeah, I'm even so nice, that when this rap endsAnd I claim my victory, I'll be glad to make amendsNote I say when not if, don't need a ball of crystalYou don't need to be some gypsy with the power to foretellTo see your words are headed for lyrical hellAnd this rap sure will win le prize nobelWell I have to admit this rap so far's been funBut I've already won since the start of round oneThis is why I'm more feared than Attila the HunI've got so much to do, and my task here is done