Noah's Ark Could Not Have Happened

Finally, a good argument. Thank you!By worldwide, I mean the complete Earth, all 150,000 KM2 of it. Each one 20 feet atop the tallest mountain.For your first argument, which is a timeline, you have actually gave me some new points. Some of the points do not help your argument, but rather set the stage for me. So I will combine my argument with my rebuttals in this section.Long rebuttals section:"God gives dimensions of the ark (3 decks, 450 ft long, 75 feet wide, 45 feet tall) Gen 6:15-16"Which is taller and bigger than a modern-day wood ship. How could that even be built without advanced technology, which did not appear until the late 1800 (phones, cars, etc.)? Noah would've just had to find any piece of wood he could get. Even if a ton of stable wood was gathered, it still would not hold the animals weight. With an elephant weighing in at well over five tons, it would likely crash through the floor. And that is only one animal. A rhino can weigh well over a ton, and so can many other animals. Plus the extinct ones (the ones that are extinct today, like the woolly mammoth) would also have to be saved, just adding to an already unsustainable weight. Another thing here is the three decks. The first deck has the highest chance of holding due to the fact that there is something under it. The second deck would have significantly less ability to sustain extreme weight. There is no way that it could hold. Thus, my point is proven."The flooding brought animals to the high lands where the ark was (so Noah did not have to herd them)"For this, I believe you are saying that Noah did not have to do much to get the animals aboard the ship. While it is true he would have to do less, he would still have to get the animals to board the ship. If the animals made it. Some animals just downright cant swim, like insects. Why would the insects and countless other animals not have drowned, as the humans supposedly did? Even if they all made it, how would Noah get them to board the ark? Animals can't talk to humans, nor would many be able to follow basic instructions. Studies have shown that even humans don't cooperate in that situation, so how do you expect a wild bear to behave? Also, how would he be able to board all of the animals on time before the flood rose to a lethal level? "God tells Noah to “take for yourself some of all food which is edible, . . . for you and for them”(Gen 6:21)"I will state this: Noah would not have been able to fit all of the different diets for all of the different animals. This is berries, meat, seeds, hay, grain, and vegetation. Oh, right, vegetation. How would the vegetation grow at 29,000 feet in the air? How would it not freeze, wither, and die at 29,000 feet? Now could the meat stay fresh? It just seems utterly impossible for one to perform such a feat."The water rose to a height of 22 feet above the mountain peaks. (Gen 7:20)"Ok, let's see here:How could Noah breathe?How could the food not freeze?Hoe could the animals not freeze?How could the water that was supposed to be drank not freeze?Why wasn't it snowing instead of raining?How could a 600 year old survive such conditions?I believe that is the saying that disproves this all.To answer some of your questions:There were about 16,000 animals on the ark (creationists) and 5 million animals on the ark (evolutionists.) I'm going to settle at about 1 million here, as I do agree some types of animals today are offspring of animals back then.I do not believe that we have enough evidence to prove that fossil beds are a solid piece of evidence that you can use in this debate.I believe your last question is irrelevant to this debate, please explain it more in context.Now time fore some more rebuttals.Short rebuttals section:"Wrong actually if we can keep animals long term in zoos, I’m sure Noah could have arranged cages to stop feeding."Can I put this into better context? A 600-year old could design 2 million cages that no animal whatsoever could break through to stop the feeding? Today, about 200 cages per zoo are made by professionals. And each cage takes about a year to build and develop. Noah did have 120 years, but I do not believe that would be enough time to make 2 million sturdy cages and build an ark out of beaver wood."Catching rain water would not have been difficult to engineer into the ark."But bacteria was in rain water. Dangerous ones. As I stated earlier, bacteria would've killed off at least one of the animals. According to the Bible, it killed none at all. This also goes for the question below."NO!"Geez, don't need to scold me. I forgot it was its own kingdom. My bad."Nothing done by Noah is outside the realm of possibility"Let me sum this up:A 600 year old has been gathering beaver wood for over 120 years, and now has to board all of the paired animals into the ark AND into their cages. He then has to load the food. To top it all of, he has to get in before he drowns. Then, he must spend over a year at 25,000 feet in freezing cold (and not even breathable) weather while taking care of 1 million animals and himself. He must collect rainwater AND make sure that none of the animals get sick. He also must make sure that the ark doesn't tip over. When the flood waters fall down, he has to unload a likely stampede of animals without getting trampled.Oh, did I mention he is 600, almost 5x older than the oldest human in modern day?Thank you for reading.http://hypertextbook.com...http://sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com...http://www.biblicalnonsense.com...http://godisimaginary.com...http://www.skepdic.com...http://www.noahs-ark.tv...