Silly Monotheists, Polytheism is the only thing that makes sense

Monotheism seems to be a very popular trend among religions these days, but Monotheism just doesn't make any sense. There are a lot reasons why Monotheism is pretty silly. Monotheists often describe their god, which they arrogantly refer to as just "God", even though he usually has a name that they haven't bothered learning. (And in the languages that the Monotheist religions were created in, there's no doubt that it's a he.) Some of the descriptions they use are that he is all knowing, all loving, and all powerful. But somehow at the same time he has provided some sense of free will so that we can decide what to do, even though he knows what we're going to do, and by the way he's planning on punishing us for it too. So, the god that loves everyone punishes some of us for "rejecting" his love. Well, if he were all powerful he could make us accept his love. And if he were all knowing, he didn't have to create someone that would reject is love that he'd have to punish, unless of course he wants to punish people, and how loving is that? Sort of reminds me of that father that beats his kids after saying, "I'm doing this because I love you." So that he can justify beating his kids to himself, instead of acknowledging that love probably has nothing to do with his motives. Then there's this common question, why do bad things happen to good people? Typically when your all loving god does something bad to good people, it's for a purpose. Is it a test for giggles, like poor Job? Or a pissing contest, like convincing a father to sacrifice his son? When bad things happen to good people, it typically is seen as educational, or some how a part of his greater love and plan. This is similar to the battered wife who rationalizes her abuse by saying, "He loves me." It's not because its true, but it's because she needs to believe it to be able to live with herself. Now, Polytheism is pretty great. In Polytheism, no God is all powerful because all gods are competing against each other. And not every god has the same strengths, or interest in the same things. Now, a lot of Polytheism is hoping that the Gods will ignore you, because they're not all loving. They're just more powerful beings that can influence events should they choose to. Now, you can have some gods adoration, and have some good things happen to you. Or, you can have some gods unhappy with you, and have some bad things happen to you. The best part, is that this can happen at the same time. You can retain the favor of Apollo, even if his sister is angry at you for that thing you did. (And you know what you did.) Or you can have the favor of Athena, and the curse of Ares so that you're brilliant with tactics, but can't actually fight worth a damn. (Think of all of those kids playing Age of Empires, Command and Conquer, and so forth that couldn't win a fist fight, much less a fight to the death during a battle.) It seems quite illogical to believe that there is just one god who controls everything. So, to make up for the fact that you've got this all loving fellow, and bad things still happen, there's this Satan guy. Well, Satan's not God, but for some reason Satan exists. You'd think God, if he really wanted to, could just destroy Satan. Instead, he rewarded Lucifer's behavior with the gift of sovereignty over hell, near divine powers, and the power to influence people. But, he's still all powerful, and all loving, to the point that he went ahead and let hell get created? In fact, it's almost Polytheism. Unless of course God has Satan because he's bored, and if he's bored and toying with the fates of humanity and eternity, well then... Obviously he's not that loving. Polytheism is the only structure to religion that makes any sense, and monotheism is full of logical fallacies that don't hold up to examination.