If Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were in a brawl who would win I say the Bunny

"no one said that these were chocolate eggs in fact eggs are often associated with death and in the past have been filled with poison and glass." I think you mean grenades. :P Where are these "often associated" evidences linking them to the Easter bunny? Glass eggs, like Faberge eggs are just as likely to break when you hold them, as not, and not constituting as eggs, just mimicries of them. Where does an easter bunny gain access to these? Clearly this is a made up tactic by my opponent in an attempt to make the Easter Bunny seem more militant. It's a ploy not rooted in reality, the Easter Bunny does not have access to these eggs. Even if such eggs were proven, the Easter Bunny is a motif of Eostre, a Goddess associated with life, rebirth and renewal - not, Apocalypse Now: rabbit edition. "fat is not protective if a fat person is cut do they still bleed?" Fat helps with the whole: haha you threw an egg, watch it bounce off me. See oh, Sumo wrestlers running into something. "I would like to know why eggs would not brake and send glass and poison on to fatty." Because they are eggs, not glass or poison for a start. A broken egg is just yolk or chocolate. Smelly, yes, deadly not likely. "Second the Easter bunny is a giant bundle of muscle and would not have any problems getting an egg to its target" Sure. It is also a rabbit. With paws. "as we know this only counts if he is on his sleigh and no one sits down all the time and if so how would Saint Nick hurt the Easter Bunny he would be in the air." Because the sleigh is pulled by reindeer also traveling at those same high speeds. That's a lot of impact force given E=MC^2. We know Santa can do low runs because he sails over rooftops at high speed; so hitting the giant freak bunny is not difficult. As for Santa not staying in his sleigh, that's for me to decide, and hey, if I want my wartime Santa in his sleigh, pulled by a crack team of reindeer equipped with naturally sharp antlers, then that's what Santa is doing. :) "Mutagenic- An agent, such as a chemical, ultraviolet light, or a radioactive element, that can induce or increase the frequency of mutation in an organism." Yes, a mutant bunny that according to you has mutant bunny friends. We know how bunnies multiply, so it makes sense that your Mr Easter Bunny is to blame for the state of the populace. ""Of course Santa, if desirable, could simply run into our unfortunate pagan remnant. At those speeds, the only result would be a bloody snow stained rabbit smear." "this makes no sense! and sense when are rabbits pagan"" Santa runs into Bunny with the sleigh. Result: one dead mess. See train lines, trains, idiots who play chicken. Bunnies are not pagan, correct. Bunnies associated with Easter are however. Eostre is a symbol of fertility... rabbits... well you get the idea I hope. http://fanzone50.com... http://www.infoplease.com... "as you both said before Mutagenic Bunnies are not the same as regular bunnies and nothing close to grass loving hippies." Rabbits eat grass. Easter rabbits are associated with springtime, hey let's celebrate nature and have sex, lady. Sounds hippie to me.>.> "this is a stretch don't ya think and an authors opinion does not change the general idea of a Christmas elf." You miss the point, Christmas elves existed far before the modern concept of your linked picture, and were still considered Christmas elves. Your linked picture is the deviation. Their heritage as Christmas elves, is rooted in the Scandinavian myths of them being exactly that. The authors just collate the stories already told. "yeah we knew a chick associated with springtime and sex, bunnies ..." "what does this have to do with anything and it is also quite volger." You are the one who chose her side, don't blame me if your knowledge on the subject is lacking. Did you think the Easter Bunny was created by Cadbury? "once again he would be in the air so this has no affect." Until he directs the sleigh to hit the bunny. Already addressed. "these gnomes you speak of are still elves and are not magical they are just good workers." I have shown links where that isn't the case. Here is another: http://www.theholidayspot.com... ""like oh say, tranquiliser guns! Magic tranquiliser guns and just plain magic vs. ooo I'm a gonna gnaw at your boots..." elves only make toys and that is not a toy." A toy is whatever one plays with, the elves are playing with tranquilisers, made in the factory. :) "Also it is more like bite your head off!" This is not a Monty Python sketch.