Rap Battle : Compliments

So this is probably going to be my favorite battle that I have did thus far I'm going to battle max, he's is DDOS own personal shining star He's polite, kind, thoughtful, and believes in giving people a second chance He won't even ban anyone without giving them countless warnings in advance If you have ever talked to him on hangouts, he is as nice as they come He never speaks negative of anyone, even when hes putting back rum He is a great town player in mafia, he always manages to find scum These are just a few of the reasons that he is everyones chum When you are comparing us, there is really nothing to compare I get angry and blow up at people, he is calm and always fair When I would ban someone for being stupid, Their DDO profile he would spare He goes above and beyond to see the best in people, because he actually cares The fact that he is actually bladerunner, is another reason that he is the best He has 2 profiles that are adored by all, he is really quite blessed Even people love his alt account, we should all be impressed Kindness is his sword, and the ability to forgive is his own personal crest. He's smart, kind, and even educated in old testament doctrine He knows biblical law like the back of is hand, it's his own personal toxin He can cite scripture, and tell you the intent of the verse, he actually does it often The fact that he knows that much about linguistics is just pretty awesome I've been on the receiving end of his kindness as well If anyone else had been moderator, my profile would have been in a cell I've raged hard, got mean, and said things that were not so swell Even still he has given me chances to improve my behavior, instead of wishing me to hell He looks like a jewish hipster, and those rimmed glasses he wears are definitely a plus He's such a stud, that in the blink of an eye he actually managed to date oryus This is the type of guy that no one in real life would ever consider wishing ill will too This is a jew that would chase a penny, just so he could pick it up and give it to you There is so much I could say about how nice Max is to everyone he knows The only regret I have is I wish we could see his face more on hangouts, but he hates wearing clothes He thinks pants are immoral, and likes to free his hose Even though hes jewish, he has a beautiful nose So now I have explained how max is loved in life because hes nice So let me be precise and concise and over some advice This guy is a friend to the end, and his personality we should commend He never tries to condensed or blend in with a trend, he remains himself to the end With that being said he is just an amazing guy, that has a minds eye 3.14 is how many times he gives people warnings, you can call it pie We should just comply and not deny that max is sweeter than pumpkin pie He can be shy, hes spry, and him humor is never dry, that is why hes a standup guy He always likes to avoid drama and discord, he thinks it should be ignored it's harmony he wants to push towards, and he does it all on his own accord It's a reward that leaves you feeling restored, he should be given an award Max is a lord with a holy sword that we should all adore, DDO is his ward