High heels should be renamed 'ramp simulators'.

Hello, opponent!Crazy con says: "Primitive flip-flops have been used since ancient Egyptian times, and throughout history they’ve been called many different things depending on which design was used and where in the world they’ve been found.[1] There’s no evidence to back up your claim that women are the ones who coined the term ‘flip-flops’. It's just a general onomonopia some people use collectively to name the footwear."First of all Con, way to pick a good font. Second, flip flops are a really girly name and there were no gays back in the old days (it's all to do with supernaturalistic theorial Victorian evolution), so the name must've been invented by a woman.Crazy con says: "Sidewalk: A paved walkway along the side of a street.; the US and Canadian word for pavement[2]. The term is 'pavement' in the UK, 'footpath' in Australia, and 'platform' in India. Your logic is that women are the reason it's called a sidewalk. If all of those countries I listed above have women, why isn't 'sidewalk' the universal term there as well?You also lack any evidence to back up your claim. 'I bet' does not mean the same this as 'It is true that'."This is because all over the world, there is stupid, but there is different amounts of stupid. I think it may have something to do with education.Crazy con says: "In other words, your main argument for the name-change has no real premise other than your own personal opinion, which would be somewhat acceptable under normal circumstances…but let’s not forget that another opinion of yours seems to be that women are inherently stupid, so I’m left to question the validity of your argument." Yes, it's true, certain words do make the less gifted feel more so, such as 'simulator' and the suffix '-atron 5000'. For example, 'The Mechanical simulator machinatron 5000' sounds better and makes you feel more intelligent than 'Super golf simula'or'. Crazy con says: "1. Salvatore Ferragamo was the man, not woman, who popularized the stiletto heel[3].2. The stiletto heel is named after the stiletto dagger, due to the shoe's narrow and pointy heel. High heels are named after what they look like, just like stilettos. Why are you fine with one name, but critical of another? Oh yeah - in your opinion one sounds 'cooler'.3. You said earlier in your argument that "women have always been known to give ridicuously uncreative names when naming shoes". And yet, you also said, "women are also known to give shoes cool names".You're contradicting yourself; which is it? Is 'stiletto' an uncreative name, or is 'high heel' a cool name?"1. Hmm, that explains it. That Salvatore guy must've either been Gay or trying to impress his Mrs. That explains why it's creative and not uncreative and cool. 2. Con still hasn't refuted my opinion, but he will probably use that stupid trick where you write an opinion off as 'not being a fact' when we don't know, I'm so clever that my opinion could be fact. Whereas we know that con's opinions are dirty lies.3. See point 1.4. Also, when I was talking about 'my name', I wasn't referring to 'ramp simulator', I was referring to 'Jacob', which I think is a pretty slick name. However, let's just continue as if I was referring to ramp simulator, okay? :) Crazy con says: "You seem to have forgotten that the name of the shoe we're debating about isn’t an entire sentence. It’s ‘high heels’, not the incredibly long name you used to try and discredit the current name. Like I mentioned before, you're fine with stilettos being named after what they look like, so there's no legitimate reason other than personal bias to be against high heels being named in the same fashion. What do high heels do? Just like you predicted I would say, they make your heels go high, just like sidewalks are sides of the street that you walk on, and flip-flops flip and flop when you walk. They're called 'high heels' because that's what they are. They aren't ramp simulators."But they're 'dumb-arse' names. They're stupid names. My name are much bitter then there's.Sourceshttp://goo.gl...http://goo.gl...http://goo.gl...;