"Machine-Gun Farts" are better than "regular expected farts" UNLESS IN PUBLIC

First off i would like to say im absolutely amazed that you don't think this is a "serious" debate!So now im just gonna get started, lets begin eith your first statement, -"Machine gun farts are not better, because they seem wetter and you will have a more likely chance of crapping in your pants." ; I am sorry to say that scientific knowledge has proved that loud, repetitive farts are in fact incredibly dry, they are mostly methane from the waste inside your body. -"Regular farts give a chance for someone to merely relieve some gas, whether you are in public or not, matters not." ; Actually, statistics say that a loud, repetitive fart [the M-GF(machine-gun fart)] is the best way that food can be relieved from your stomache without throwing up. I only say unless in public, because i am reffering to being somewhere where it is rude to fart, regardless of the fart (for example, somewhere really rich, or right before an important speech) Again you seem to think a regular fart is quite, when in reality it is loud, and not repetitive. When you digest food, and it needs a quick way to escape it will often find a M-GF to get it out. -"A machine gun fart will ultimately leave everyone in disgust of you." I am sorry to say that farting is normal, and healthy. Nobody should hate you because your healthy! Additionally, they may be grossed out at first, or if you have GOOD friends, they will compliment you, but you only prove my point, you get privacy and you claim territory ina healthy normal way! -" And you will most likely be commented with, "SICK!!!" and/or "GROSS!!!!". A normal or regular fart, no matter which frequency, tone, or length will always be normal and considered the greatest fart of all if pulled off exactly in correct terms that deserve a "ALRIGHT!!" and/or "AWESOME!!!". I dont want to rain on your parade, but as i explained above, a sick or gross is ok! In fact its a compliment! Think about it, they are telling you that you are healthy, normal, and frankly they are complimenting the amont of time and energy put into that methane relief. In addition the M-GF is one of the greatest farts of all, and good friends always compliment it! It will have many different frequency's and tones, and can repeat the stunning shock of the methane bomb. Now you say the NMF(Normal methane fart) can be described as having many different tones and frequencys! How can that be a normal fart is always a "pfft" A M-GF can vary in ways such as (patapitapatapita or; ratatatatatataDING or; ptttttshkkkkkptttshkkkk) If you ask me that deserves a coment such as "Alright!" or "Awsome!" -"And sometimes people can pull off a silent but deadly smell with a normal fart." Once again you have failed to have superiority! You claim you can pull of a silent but deadly normal fart?! I think you're thinking of the SBD, more commenly known as a silent but deadly. So a deadly smell with a SBD IS possible, but not with a normal fart... A M-GF has one of the most deadly smells, and surely cleans your stomache. -"A machine gun fart will not be as deadly because it only reminds your body that you have only small pockets of gaseous gases in your body, and no hardcore gases." I have explained this so much above! The M-GF is actually all your food stored in your stomache, when it turns to methane, it is a giant blob of pure methane, when pushed out, the butt hole can only take so much at a time and each one is pinched off, creating multiple strong, deadly farts. And to finally conclude this, on a methane scale(you can usually buy them at gas stations, they can measure methane) a M-GF has been recorded from 26-87! A NMF's top record is 16. This means M-GF is MUCH more deadly. ................-I have disproved everything you've said, and proved that the M-GF is a surely much better fart. -Thanx, Ethereal Dï¿½ï¿½th