Irrational debate of many layers (Experimental debate)

As the Con in this debate, I will be arguing that Jesus could not microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it. As per the rules, my argument will be drawn from the source my opponent has provided. IntroductionIt is common knowledge that the microwave kitchen appliance did not exist in the days of Jesus. Microwaves had not yet been discovered, much less harnessed for food preparation. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have microwaved anything, he would have had to work a "miracle" and use "supernatural" powers. So, the question becomes, "Could Jesus have used supernatural powers to microwave a burrito until it was too hot for him to eat? "Arguments1. Gay and FabulousIn the video for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham! , George Michael is out in all his gay glory. [1] He is utterly fabulous. From the oversized, anti-suicide shirt, to the fluorescent lip and eyebrow paint, George is dripping in fabulosity. As we all know, fabulosity is next to godliness. It is a divine state of being that radiates seductive beams of rainbow light into the hearts of the living, filling them with warm fuzzies. We are all also aware that gays are an abomination to God. So, basically, God hates George Michael. Now, if God were real, how could George Michael be so fabulous? Wouldn't God know the seductive power of George's fabulousness, and use his god-power to defabulize him? Yet, this has not happened, leading us to the conclusion that God is not real. Now, in order for Jesus to have supernatural powers, he had to get them from somewhere. Jesus, of course, claimed to get everything he had from God. So, if God does not exist, then Jesus could not have gotten supernatural power from him. If Jesus could not get supernatural power, then he did not have supernatural power. If he did not have supernatural power, then he could not microwave anything. Here is the above argument in a syllogism:A1: God hates gays. A2: George Michael is gay. B1: God hates George Michael. A3: Fabulousness is divine. A4: God would not want things he hates to be divine. B2: God would not want things he hates to be fabulous. B1: God hates George Michael. B2: God would not want things he hates to be fabulous. C1: God would not want George Michael to be fabulous. B3: An all-powerful god would get what it wants. B4: If God exists, he is an all-powerful god. C2: If God exists, he would get what he wants. C1: God would not want George Michael to be fabulous. C2: If God exists, he would get what he wants. C3: George Michael is fabulous. D1: God does not exist. D1: God does not exist. D2: Any super powers Jesus had would come from God. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E2: At the time of Jesus, microwaving would be a super power. F1: Jesus could not microwave.2. The True GodIn the second verse of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", George Michael sings the words, "You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day. "[1] Now, of course George Michael is just paying a romantic, exaggerated compliment to the subject of the song, but in doing so he reveals to us an important truth about the nature of the world: our sun, the life-giving king of our solar system, is made to shine by Doris Day. It is commonly claimed by those who worship God that he is the one who created the sun and makes it to shine. However, we see in this fabulous song how wrong they are. Doris Day is the true creator. C4: If God existed, he would make the sun shine. C5: Doris Day makes the sun shine. D1: God does not exist. D1: God does not exist. D2: Any super powers Jesus had would come from God. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E2: At the time of Jesus, microwaving would be a super power. F1: Jesus could not microwave.3. Super GeorgeIn the video for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", we see, at approximately 1:07, that George Michael transmutes his clothing. [1] In mere moments, his clothing changes from a white shirt and white pants to a pink shirt and fabulous blue and white short-shorts. Not only does George miraculously transform his own clothing, but he effortlessly metamorphoses the duds of the entire ensemble. Can you transmute yourself a pair of fabulous shorts? Neither can I, nor can the general population. That is because transmuting is a supernatural power. So, let me break down this argument:G1: Transmuting clothing is a super power. G2: George Michael can transmute clothing. H1: George Michael has a super power. H1: George Michael has a super power. H2: If God existed, all super powers would come from him. I1: If God existed, George Michael's power would come from him. J1: God wouldn't give powers to things he hates. B1: God hates George Michael. K1: God wouldn't give powers to George Michael. H1: George Michael has a super power. I1: If God existed, George Michael's power would come from him. K1: God wouldn't give powers to George Michael. D1: God does not exist. D1: God does not exist. D2: Any super powers Jesus had would come from God. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E1: Jesus had no super powers. E2: At the time of Jesus, microwaving would be a super power. F1: Jesus could not microwave. Thank you. Back to you, Pro. Here is your source: . http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com...[1](video on right) . http://www.youtube.com...