The Christian God Created Life On Earth

Note 1: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ MY ARGUMENTS, ALTHOUGH YOU (THE AUDIENCE), LIKE MOST LOGICAL PEOPLE, MAY HAVE A STANCE ON THIS ALREADY. I KNOW I'M TAKING THE UNCONVENTIONAL STANCE, BUT I WILL BE ARGUING THIS OUTSIDE THE BOX. VOTE FOR THE BETTER ARGUMENTS, NOT YOUR PERSONAL BELIEFS. THAT IS THE DUTY OF THE VOTERS.Note 2: THIS IS NOT A DEBATE IF ADAM WAS CREATED FIRST AND EVE WAS CREATED FROM HIS RIB. THIS IS, HOWEVER, A DEBATE SIMPLY ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE THAT GOD CREATED US, NOT THE METHOD IN WHICH HE ACCOMPLISHED THIS TASK.Before I start, let me make something clear. The creation of Earth by God has nothing to do with the Bible. The Bible is a series of accounts of disciples of the Lord and should NOT be used as solid evidence. I have three arguments to bring to the table today:1. What Created Us? (Don't worry, I'm not going to piss off Darwin)It is in the nature of humans to question. We have questioned why some animals have four limbs, others eight. We have questioned how we can defy gravity. Hell, we've gone to space! But everything must have a beginning, a source it came from. My country was founded by a group of posh British quabblers that got themselves sober enough to win a war and draft some declarations. My ancestors' country was founded through 45 years of bloodshed and rebellion against the Japanese that were occupying and oppressing them. Likewise, there must be a creator, a precedent, something before us. It is foolish to think that there is no overhanging power that created us. Why not God? You might ask, even if we give Christian God the benefit of the doubt, how does this prove he created life?2. Arugment of Causal Continuation; Freudian "Cause-and-effect" TheoryIf we push a boulder down a hill and we manage to kill someone below, we can get charged with murder. Likewise we can say God pushed the metaphorical boulder that rolled down the hill in a "big bang" and the passage of the boulder down the hill is similar to the creation of universes and in the end, the creation of life itself. This series of causual events can lead and trace back to God.3. Existence of God and Causal Link to Our CreationWe can assume mathematically, God is a 4th dimensional creature. Therefore, we perceive him as omnipotent and almighty. The reason for this is in the excerpt below.I derive from the world renown physicst Michio Kaku:Source: http://mkaku.org..."To understand some of the mind-bending features of higher dimensions, imagine a two-dimensional world, called Flat land (after Edwin A. Abbott’s celebrated novel) that resembles a world existing on a flat table-top. If one of the Flatlanders becomes lost, we can quickly scan all of Flatland, peering directly inside houses, buildings, and even concealed places. If one of the Flatlanders becomes sick, we can reach directly into their insides and per form surgery, without ever cutting their skin. If one of the Flatlanders is incarcerated in jail (which is a circle enclosing the Flatlander) we can simply peel the person off from Flatland into the third dimension and place the Flatlander back somewhere else. If we become more ambitious and stick our fingers and arms through Flatland, the Flatlanders would only see circles of flesh that hover around them, constantly changing shape and merging into other circles. And lastly, if we fling a Flatlander into our three dimensional world, the Flatlander can only see two dimensional cross sections of our world, i.e. a phantasmagoria of circles, squares, etc. which constantly change shape and merge (see fig. 1 and 2). Now imagine that we are “three dimensional Flatlanders” being visited by a higher dimensional being. If we became lost, a higher dimensional being could scan our entire universe all at once, peering directly into the most tightly sealed hiding places. If we became sick, a higher dimensional being could reach into our insides and perform surgery without ever cutting our skin. If we were in a maximum-security, escape-proof jail, a higher dimensional being could simply “yank” us into a higher dimension and redeposit us back somewhere else. If higher dimensional beings stick their “fingers” into our universe, they would appear to us to be blobs of flesh which float above us and constantly merge and split apart. And lastly, if we are flung into hyperspace, we would see a collection of spheres, blobs, and polyhedra which suddenly appear, constantly change shape and color, and then mysteriously disappear. Higher dimensional people, therefore, would have powers similar to God: they could walk through walls, disappear and reappear at will, reach into the strongest steel vaults, and see through buildings."Just like how we, thrid dimensional creatures, can create Flatlanders, why can't God create us, albeit through a more complicated way?Thank you for understanding my position. I realize this is not the contemporary view on God, and I am glad I brought this new concept to the table. I have fulfilled my portion of the Atlas-like burden. Now I would like to challenge the CON to answer this:How else was life created? Don't give me a half-formed answer of "oh evolution". Evolution happened after life was created. Scientists claim life was founded through a series of amino acids coming together in a premeival "soup", but we haven't been able to create life despite replicating all the necessary conditions to the letter. Surely we are Flatlanders living in God's world.I look forward to my opponent's arguments and rebuttals.Audemus jura nostra defendere :)