TTT: Dumb Liberal (Pro) vs. Dumb Conservative (Con)

Guis it is proven fact dat Librulims is teh truh and Cunservtvis are stupdi lier hu diny siuns an reailty has Librul bias becaws expret say so so chekmate stupdi Cunservtvi Chritsian Im smrat and I win!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1Aborshun Wimin hav rite tudu wutevr teyh wont wiht hteir bodes icludign cocaein adn mehtamfetamin it dusnt madder ifit harms otter peolpe or soceity the curetn birht rate in Untied Staet of Murica is et recerd hi rite now so we ned tudu soceity faver and hav less kid not mor kid because teh expret say so and I believe tehm an cunservtvis are misformed Fox News mind cotrol branwash shep but Librul know truh from expret and Librul think for areself and not lisen to branwash Faux News fetis is comlpete diffrent from baby fetis is Latin word for "not yet baby" an it look juts like baby but its fetis lern teh diffrence branwashed Faux News Cunservtvi once a stupdi Cunservtvi sed tu me "A fetus has a heartbeat, receives nutrients, has functioning livers, sucks its thumb, and has fully formed body parts by Week 14 of the pregnancy." htis gramer is horrilbe it shows how stupdi Cunservtvi ar butt we Librulism know how spell anyway juts becaws it hsa heatrbeat an suksthum doesnt mean it alive and you ar evul lier if structur "fully formed" then how come fetus not alive an how come every organ witch yu say is "formed" horrilbe speling by teh way doesnt function chekmate stupdi Faux News Cunservtvi!!!!!!!! 2Homseculity Bein gay is good an yu ar stupdi bigit bein gay is good becaws gay peolpe wont tu be gay if yu wont tudu sumting yu shud be allowd du it no queschuns askd an we shudnt ask peolpe tu restran self they shud be alowd tudu it and they shud be givin condum to prevetn them frum get AIDS becaws we want them to hav sex an any persun hu say otterwis is bigit all gay peolpe getting married will lower brith rate because commun sens tells yu that man will get pregnant wiht his huband an woman will get pregnant wiht her wife 3Rayganomics Teh rich shudnt hav to pay less tax then poor man an teh rich pay zero percetn of Murican Incum Tax bisnises shud be taxed extra because bisnis contributt noting tu econmee an bisnis ar all owned by welthee an tey all mak munee thru dishonist means and teh peolpe hu estalbish bisnis du not deserv to take more than fair shar of munee and fair shar is determnd by Gubberment and disgruntled Union workers and everyone shud werk for Gubberment and workers ar entitld tu brith controll becaws peolpe start bisnis tu giv werkers munee and not otter way around if yu werk for man he shud pay yu wutever yu wont himtu pay yu because yu ar entilted to howevr much yu wont tu be paid for werking for an agreed amownt uf munee fowndr uf bisnis hav no rite to chuz how his bisnis is run teh Gubberment shud deside dat for him 4Gun Cotrol We wanuh tak way guns so dat yu ar saf frum self an guns ar nevr used for self defense anyway only chooting peolpe and chooting self dat why teh tens of millon of gun owners shot demselfs or shot other peolpe an ar injail anyway juts look at Switzerland peolpe ar killng peolpe left and right in Switzerland and in Japan the crime rate is low an dat has noting at all tu du wiht their traditional moral cultur an teh fact dat almost everyone theer is of one ehtnicty du not let misformed Faux News Cunservtvi deseiv yu he already lie about fetis having develop organs anyway when yu ar being attacked by crimnal wiht knife or he is a big guy teh cops will always always always be there to protect you for teh police are omniscient 5Envirment Teh Untied Staet hav most polluted air of any countree on Erth an we shud let teh Untied Nashuns tell us how tu take cair uf owr air becaws teh clean air nashuns of Chinuh an Iran and Somalia know how tu handle owr eviroment So yu see I hav provin dat Cunservtvis ar stupdi Fox News branwash mind cotrol idiots hu cannot spell an Libruls are super duper smrat peolpe hu know how to run teh Untied Staets an stupdi peolpe shud be castrated so chekmate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!