Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

* Both Trump and god are not on good speaking terms with themselves * Both Trump and god graze on the pastures of cows that are below their belts * Both Trump and god get jealous of themselves when they watch toothpaste cartoon versions of themselves on the idiot box * Both Trump and god are ashamed that they have big bad meanie jelly beanie hot dogs * Both Trump and god have many 900#"s psychic hotline"s from slave labor hairdressers set up in their name so they can better tell what their futures will be * Both Trump and god are cracked hard boiled egg Humpty Dumpty"s. * Both Trump and god are blow-up dolls of themselves splattered on flypaper * Both Trump and god replace soccer (football) balls with their heads. GGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL * Both Trump and god replace bowling balls with their heads. Gutterball. * Both Trump and god replace the big orange with their heads. Air Ball Air Ball. Slam Dunk. * Both Trump and god replace golf balls with their heads. A hole in one. * Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t.p. So when they wipe their a$$eth holiesseths, they know they are not using sandpaper. * Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches. * Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want. * Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle. * Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers * Both Trump and god use paper earplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf * Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes. * Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they?" * Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas. * Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them. * Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, but they forgot to breathe. * Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves. * Both Trump and god are silly pity. * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains * Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, the eggs hunt them * Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice * Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their yamika"s * Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed. * Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it. * Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything. * Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon * Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting * Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them. * Both Trump and god fully understand that the way to have the best rodeo is on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, thus stampede and the ship will sink and they can thus get a topside view. * Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s. * Both Trump and god churn their own butter to get their own dairy products. Yeah that one is by far the most bombastic, completely insane, ludicrous, off the wall, door sticky on its hinge, and 50% of them were just thought of (does it show?) Errrggg. I hate to see it end, but will post it again pretty soon, my hand are KILLING me right now. Let me let this one go... Please tell me of the ones you liked and hated and LAUGHED at:):) Waterworld = terrible film,. I hope you had a great time camping. Your first cherry Italian Ice - sounds good. Yeah those things from last round, you are right, will help you with your creativity! They most certainly do with me! please tc and have fun -Michael