Santa Claus is REAL!

However, I have one request: Please, stop the use of Old English. I am sure that the readers will be able to understand just fine with plain English. I apologize for the seeming lack of sources on my side-however, the information that I have found mostly comes from the opponents sources. //We shall most certainly be conversing in argumentation over St. Nick, I doth laid that before ye in the first round! He is St. Nick; he is Father Christmas; he is Santa Claus with his sleigh, presents and elves; they are all one and the same, good sir! // I'm sorry to point this out, but you did not make this very clear. The only time you stated Saint Nicholas was in the definition of Santa Claus. Secondly, they are similar, but not the same. Santa deals with all CHILDREN. Saint Nicholas deals with THE POOR OF ALL AGES. The legend of Santa sprouted from Saint Nicholas. . http://www.stnicholascenter.org... //Avast! Ye be trotting about this in all the wrong manner! One may never properly calculate the time appropriate for Santa's workings! For Santa uses magic! "Aw, but there is no such thing as magic", you may, with panjandrumatic arrogancy, spout from the depths of your lungs! But I do gleefully beseech to you this is not the truth, for magic is merely a mysterious science! The most mysterious of sciences it is--indeed, indeed, indeed it is! --including within it the ways of quantum physics, that is truth my friend. // I agree that 'magic' is real. However, magic is merely one thing- deception. This can be briefly summed with this source, which is written and posted by the public: . http://www.blurtit.com... //Little beknowst to our feeble human world, the elves are an incredibly advanced civilization. They have utilized the spectacular potential behind, what is to us, the great conundrumous and enigmatic field of science. Their technology is also the reason Santa has not fallen deceased to his elderly longevity. // Please, do not claim that I have unreliable sources if you cannot back up one of your claims. Please provide legitimate proof in your next argument that these so called 'elves' exist and are as what they are depicted to be. These are some of the comments made by the question "Do elves exist? " "Tolkein wrote extensively of Elven culture. Tolkein wrote fiction. " ""Do Elves exist? " No, but gullible people do. " "It seems very unlikely. If they do exist then they would have been uncovered by now. It would be really difficult for another sentient species to coexist with us on a global scale and not be noticed. " . http://answers.yahoo.com... //What in the name of Jack Frost is this? Your pernicious and despicable source gives no sources of his own or even any presentation, whatsoever, of his calculations for how he could have possibly come to those results for that matter. Your source, sir, is void and at an utterly miserable and invariable loss of any verifiable reliability in any form acceptable! Your audacity for deception is stunning! // Please, stop with the misconduct. The audience grows tired of the insults that you throw to your opposition. //The military does not fool around, sonny! // Once again, please stop with the insults. //Here, I present to you, is their website, in all it's officiality: . http://www.norad.mil...... "The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) is a bi-national United States and Canadian organization charged with the missions of aerospace warning, aerospace control and maritime warning for North America. Aerospace warning includes the monitoring of man-made objects in space, and the detection, validation, and warning of attack against North America whether by aircraft, missiles, or space vehicles, through mutual support arrangements with other commands. Aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States. The May 2006 NORAD Agreement renewal added a maritime warning mission, which entails a shared awareness and understanding of the activities conducted in U. S. and Canadian maritime approaches, maritime areas and inland waterways. "// This I find irrelevant to the argument. Yes, they are the people who track Santa. But if you are going to mention them, at least put the right webpage on, instead of the official military side of the organization. //"More than 13 million visitors from 231 countries also tracked Santa on the Web site at www. noradsanta. org. The site, which featured both an interactive map and the Google Earth map, offered photos, videos and family-friendly games for visitors throughout the month of December. "// I have taken a good look into this website. It states that it is working on finding Santa, and that I cannot rebut, but question. Do you have any proof that their operation is a success? Or even solid evidence proving Santa's existence? There is no proof on the page evident. //I anticipatively await my opponent's response in the speedily approaching round that lays before us! // So do I, so do I. I wait for a response eagerly.