TTT: Dumb Liberal (Pro) vs. Dumb Conservative (Con)

I am back, and for all you out there, I write this response after drinking, lets just say I drank alot about 10 minutes ago. I hope we find this round interesting.1.Guys their is no gawd and it is proven fact that Christianity is comparable to Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny and there is no eyewitness account of Jesus because I say so thus Jesus is mitth because I say so so checkmate ChristiansGOD-a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.this comes from the magical website known as google. First we need to prove that google is just and true. If we go to www.google.com,and ask google if google is true, we get plenty of answers. I was lucky enough to find this here websitehttp://www.answers.com... that google is ALWAYS right. This throws off your argument that there is no "gawd" as you pronounce it. now if google is right, then it only fair to say that god really did have people write down his doings in a small biography, and thus name it the bible.http://en.wikipedia.org... in the bible it is said that Jesus was alive and kicking, making an addictive beverage from just water. as google was correct in saying god was real, then the bible was real and therefore Jesus is also real. As for your tooth fairy and Easter bunny joke, I respond with- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE CHILDREN!!! not only did you just ruin most of there lives, but you also ruined the great and mighty powerful holidays that give me a few days off work. so to fix the problem I have found a solution. The video above shows physical proof of the Easter bunny, so your argument is therefore invalid.http://www.youtube.com...2.You see I once Christian but then 15 year old goldfish died even though I pray for goldfish to live I realize luving God who make goldfish die don't exist so I become atheist I become atheist because I think for self Christians are brainwashed and barbaric and theocracy in United States separate church state checkmateI Am sorry about your goldfish, I truly am. But according to the bible chapter fluffybutt, It is said that GOD will not answer selfish prayers. You wanting something is considered selfish, but if you NEEDED that goldfish to live, then maybe he would have listened. But think about this your goldfish is now in a goldfish hell, because of your selfish deeds you have condemned that poor goldfish to a life of torture. You can only blame yourself for this selfish act of nautical nonsense. You becoming atheist because your goldfish died! what a mockery. Now ask yourself, If I where Christian then I would have put you down barbarically due to your comment above. but instead I apologized for your sins. your welcome.3.The Bible condone rape slavery genocide misogyny oppression the Bible condone rape because Bible say that rapist take responsibility for crime the Bible condone slavery because indenture serpent is slave and Israel only ancient culture that have slave and slaveree evil because modern standard of freedom supreme is standard that right across history and Bible condone genocide it is proven fact that Canaanite innocent because people who practice infanticide saintly and God have no right to do what He want with His creations because I say so because I know better than God because I say so because I omniscient because I say so.Rape in the bible? I never noticed, most of the time in church I just sit there and imagine me driving a little RC monster truck on the decorations above the choir. Don't tell me you never did that before, I do say it is quite fun and passes time quickly, especially when there seems to be a speech that brings people to tears. If I ever get bored of doing that, then I imagine a small war breaking out in the crowd, who would I go for first, that teenager picking his nose 2 seats in front of me? or the guy who just stuck his gum underneath his seat about 4 seats to the left? so many choices! So hard to choose from, also would I use a sword or a gun? well the most conservative thing to do is use the gun, just so I can say that I have the right to carry one, but all you others shouldn't because you might be a threat. 4.I once Christian until I realize that if I cannot see God who in Bible is stated to be invisible then He not exist and miracle never happen I assume all miracles explain through science just because I say so and I see no evidence of God so checkmate.God is not invisible kind sir, but he is everywhere and everything, that chair your sitting in? Yep that's god, now don't you feel silly. so when you see miracles like a guy who survived getting hit by a car, that car was god and that car knew that he shouldn't kill one of his followers, therefore god is real and does exist in miracles. I say this because in my fingers that are typing, seems to be god, and he wants to type this to you so you may get his message.Now then, A new interview. A ghost by the name of Humpty derpcrotch has appeared next to me, so I have decided to ask him questions about god.Me- Mr. Derpcrotch have you seen god?Humpty- What do I look like a fvcking angel...by the way do you have any more alcohol left?Me- Mr. Derpcrotch this is a serious matter, my debate relies on it, and yes I do. Humpty- Dude I don't give a FVCK about your debate, I came here in search to quench my thirst.Me- Fine Mr. Derpcrotch I have some everclear and moonshine left over which do you prefer?Humpty- everclear please and thank you good sir. ~swigs a fifth of everclear~ ahhh that hits the spot, for your kindness I shall answer a question or two.Me. ~swigs some moonshine~ ahhh applepie the very best. Ok Mr. Derpcrotch what do you know of god?Humpty- Well I know hes a giant D-bag for booting me out of heaven.Me- So you are an angel?Humpty- Hell no! I was a agnostic person, when I saw god for the first time, that's when I believed, but he said I had to earn his respect to join the permanent strip club up in heaven. Then I was tossed back down here to do some good I guess, anyway I should go, good luck on your debate! ~fades away~I conclude that god IS real, but also not as we think he may be. for proof of Mr.Derpcrotch he has provided me his picture which I shall share now. In memory of Mr. Derpcrotch may you find goodness.