Ultimate Team War III

"-Superman and Wonder Woman are FAST. They can get Magneto before Yugi separates the battle." Regulation of Tribe. All superheroes can't attack. "-The Borg Cube can move at warp 21. It can get out of range of Magneto to buy time, or it can shoot Magneto and quickly leave. Magneto may control metal, but he is not immune to powerful phasers and photon torpedoes..." Yugi can discard Kuriboh, protecting Magneto and himself from damage for the duration of one turn, in which Brain Control can be used. "Impossible." It's a temporary defense for Yugi and Magneto. It protects them from any damage for one turn. They can be unscathed long enough for Brain Control. "-Durandal could convince Yugi not to. -If he somehow does anyway, Durandal could convince Yugi to listen to him anyway. He could convince Yugi that Durandal's intentions are more righteous than Yugi's." The Eye of Truth says, "Durandal is trying to get you killed." That's the most convincing argument, right there. He trusts his deck more than he trusts some foreigner, anyways. "True, but Superman is far faster than Dark Magician. Superman could kill the Magician before he knew what happened. If that somehow does not work, Superman can still dodge the attacks since he can move faster than light." Irrelevant, now, because of the Regulation of Tribe. "-What is Flamin' Head mode? I see no references to it on the Mario Wiki page [1]." It's the name given to Ganondorf's godly form, which is just his flamin' head. See Video 1. http://www.youtube.com... "-So there is no known (to me) way to defeat Ganondorf. This is a violation or rule 2." Fused Shadow. Or, you could use water. That would do it. "-Superman's heat rays are not quantifiable in terms of ATK. They may be greater than 4700, considering how strong Superman really is." Regulation of Tribe. Or Mirror Force. Or Magic Cylinder. "Makiu does not put out heat rays [2]." In the anime, it was used to wash away poison, and put out smoke. It generally does anything that mist can do. See Video 2, 1:20. http://www.youtube.com... "-That's just the show. The official rules dictate that only five monsters may be in play at a time." The show is the canon that I'm using. "The fastest they can possibly spawn is the speed of light. Superman flies faster than light, so he can get through." So, Superman can surpass the speed of light, but Kuriboh can't? "Superman does not watch cutscenes!" The two rules of cutscenes: 1. They only occur within one specific dimension. 2. By the end of the cutscene, all playable participants of the cutscene are no worse-off than they were before. (For example, if Link gets pushed off of a twenty-story pillar in a cutscene, he lands with the same amount of health that he had before.) Therefore, it doesn't matter what you do in a cutscene. Everything reverts to how it was. Superman is in the cutscene. "It doesn't matter: Superman can catch up to Link and then kill him." Link is transformed. "Really? How?" Collected Power. Step 1 of my plan. "-Magneto is dead...." We'll see about that. "He can zoom up to someone at 10 times the speed of light, punch the person, and zoom away. Repeat." Every time he tries, he becomes weakened by Metallo. That's the reason he hid in the first place. "Oh, so he can decide how much Shadow Realm he wants!..." Yes. Anyways, Kuriboh still protects Yugi and Magneto from harm due to its card effect. "-Durandal could get inside the Queen's brain, which is not metallic..." Brain Control. Durandal and the Borg Queen are now at Yugi's disposal. "They copy Durandal into it. Durandal can control a Cube." From Round 1: "For the sake of fairness, let's assume that he exists within the Borg cube and will die if the cube is destroyed." I destroy the Borg Cube with Magneto. Durandal dies. "That will take a while, giving the Cube plenty of time to blow up Magneto..." I have left nobody to run the Cube. The Cube can't do anything about it. The driver has been brainwashed. "My opponent means until the Cube blows up Yugi and Magneto..." This did not end up as he anticipated, so he has no more Borg Cube. "-There is no reason whatsoever why Superman would watch the cutscene." He doesn't watch the cutscene. He is in the cutscene. "-Cutscene-watchingness was not listed as one of Link's powers." It's Ganondorf's. It's a power shared by all video-game villains. "Yeah, so Magneto can't help Metallo." You don't list anything that Magneto's helping Metallo from, so... "Fine. I still kill him." Cutscene. "Then the Cube blows up Yugi, Link and Magneto." Kuriboh. "Yugi is dead." Kuriboh. "Why the heck not?" From my plan: "Ganondorf creates a barrier similar to the one he used against Link in the epic climax of Twilight Princess." "My opponent's new strategy hinges on Yugi and Magneto, who have been killed by the Cube." Kuriboh, Kuriboh, Kuriboh. "-Yugi and Magneto are dead." Kuriboh. "-The rest of Team Con can be killed by the immense firepower of the Cube or the strength and skill of Superman/Wonder Woman." The Cube has been ripped apart. Regulation of Tribe. "-Refer to my strategies from round one." You have no strategies from round one. "I find it funny that my victory hinges on killing Magneto, while my opponent's victory hinges on his crazy and nonsensical cutscene power." The cutscene power doesn't have anything to do with Yugi and Magneto. Anyways, here's the play-by-play: Yugi uses Collected Power to transfer Wonder Woman's equipment to Link, and Regulation of Tribe to stop all superheroes from attacking him, and then shrouds himself, Magneto, and the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm. Durandal tries to convince Yugi to do something stupid, but he puts too much trust in his Eye of Truth card for this to work. The Borg Cube attempts to destroy Yugi and Magneto, but Yugi uses Kuriboh to save the two of them from harm. This gives Yugi enough time to use Brain Control to control the entire Borg Collective, and he sacrifices them all to the Winged Dragon of Ra. BORG QUEEN ELIMINATED. Magneto rips apart the Borg Cube, erasing Durandal from existence. DURANDAL ELIMINATED. Ganondorf and Link stall everybody else with an epic cutscene in which Ganondorf uses a huge string of insults against Link, so nothing really happens for a few hours until Yugi and Magneto return. Or, Ganondorf challenges Link and Metallo to an insult contest, and he accepts. Ganondorf creates a barrier similar to the one he used against Link in the epic climax of Twilight Princess. The rest of Team PRO cannot interfere until Ganondorf pulls off the final put-down, which doesn't happen until Yugi and Magneto return. Yugi and Magneto return from the Shadow Realm, and plays Change of Heart, controlling Cable. Cable is sacrificed to the Winged Dragon of Ra. CABLE ELIMINATED. Wonder Woman is eliminated by the Winged Dragon of Ra, Fused Shadow Link, and Flamin' Head Ganondorf. WONDER WOMAN ELIMINATED. Ganondorf creates a barrier around Superman, wherever he is, until Magneto gets Metallo there. Superman can't escape, and crumbles to the overexposure to Kryptonite. SUPERMAN ELIMINATED. TEAM PRO ELIMINATED. VICTORY TO TEAM CON. "Thanks for the fun debate, Mongeese!" Thanks, MTGandP. This was great.