Satan is not an evil demon.

I first thank cheesemeister for his argument and I look forward to this debate. I will first attack my opponent's attacks on my attacks, and then show his flaws. Irrelevant?!?! I say, good sir. This point is far from irrelevant. It is actually the basis of argument on the weaknesses of satan, which my opponent still has yet to argue against. Satan has many weaknesses, like Halibut. He simply avoids it. He loves Costco? I say good sir. That is again, incorrect. He not only has to avoid the cucumber, but the eggplant as well, as my opponent stated. And the ice cream. You may be asking yourself " But Cheesedingo, satan created ice cream. Wouldn't he enjoy it?" Well when you see fecal matter from you, do you have the desire to taste it? I say, lets not be vulgar. Of course you don't. And for all of the mothers out there, since it is mother's day. Do you have the desire to eat your children? Of course not. Let us not be barbaric. Ok, so that is only three aisles. You have failed to show that Satan can't simply avoid the aisles. (BTW crap is delicious) Correct set of rules? And what is that: the satan set of rules? I am indeed not satan, and I am indeed not satanistic, but I can summon sex slaves. How is this relevant? To quote earlier in the debate "And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D" I am showing you that the antisatanism is worse than the overall goodness of being able to summon sex slaves, which is why you have the net loss of good. Haven't you seen the movie? No. He did it because less people would die since he did this. But he targeted cities such as Birlin, London, and Paris. All of which have much more art i'm sure in each city alone than in Russia. He can still hate art and stop a war. So in order to save people’s lives, he stops a war but then attacks SOME OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN THE WORLD? He is insane. My opponents argument is very well here. Detroit may love cars, but they are all crappy compared to European cars. The farther away from France, the better. No argument there. Alice Cooper is a psycho, and appreciates cucumbers, the ultimate weakness to satan. Opposites attract. That’s why you are my lover. Therefore, they are not compatible. Your argument on Eminem is almost flawless, but Eminem doesn't play the oboe either. Your point is negated. You are overlooking something here. Only Bo Burnham can play the oboe. "Oh Bo, play that Oboe" Your negate is negated. Satan may have made good ice cream, but he has made bad ice cream too, making him not nice. Ok, so rocky roads goodness level is 9001, and Pecan's is -9000. That still would mean that Satan is good. That is, unless you are to say that Pecan is worse than the Goodness of Rocky Road. ===================================================================================== Now, onto the points he has missed. 1. He did not attack this point. 2. He has not attacked this point. 3. Not attacked. 4.Not attacked. 5. Not attacked. My opponent did not attack any of my cases, which is my entire argument. Therefore, his argument should not be counted until he attacks my points. Back to you, Bossy. WTF? I swear to god that i typed out stuff for those. God Damn it, we'll do it live. 1. You have not proven that Satan is evil, yet I have proved that he is good. 2. Sources in the last round, which would be this one. Also, Charlie Sheen is Winning. Case closed. 3. Quite. " The LORD is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath. He takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies! The LORD is slow to get angry, but his power is great, and he never lets the guilty go unpunished. He displays his power in the whirlwind and the storm. The billowing clouds are the dust beneath his feet. At his command the oceans and rivers dry up, the lush pastures of Bashan and Carmel fade, and the green forests of Lebanon wilt. In his presence the mountains quake, and the hills melt away; the earth trembles, and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before his fierce anger? Who can survive his burning fury? His rage blazes forth like fire, and the mountains crumble to dust in his presence. The LORD is good. When trouble comes, he is a strong refuge. And he knows everyone who trusts in him. But he sweeps away his enemies in an overwhelming flood. He pursues his foes into the darkness of night. " (Nahum 1:2-8 NLT) 4.Sarah Palin is worse than anyone. Also, Tortilla chips are popular in america too. Polar bears are f*cking awesome. Everyone has one. Mine is just invisible, and you can't hear it, touch it, or smell it, but i know its there. 5.Pluto kill dinosaurs to warn people about Tyson. THIS HAS BEEN CHEESEMEISTER9000 VS BOSSYTACO1031! ============================================================================ SOURCES ============================================================================ [1]http://dictionary.reference.com... [2] Video right there. Click it or DIE.