Battle for Greater failure concerning conversion

The one who creates the most unbelievable religion wins. Edit: No one has accepted so Ill make it a 3 round debate+ some other changes Round 1: Give a speech to the unbelievers.(Your religions history,science,why join and made up quotes from the none existing holy book). Round 2: Here we chose few parts of our religion (our believers, the history, heaven and hell, God, etcetera) and explain them also we try to promote our views at the same time (obviously you ought to fail miserably to win). Please try to use circular reasoning once in a while but make sure its not too obvious also outrageous claims with no evidence will be appreciated. Round 3: Here we criticize our opponents religion (Obviously in a way which promotes it) Round 3 second part: In this round we laugh at our followers and converts (Please don't include hatred, this has to be indirect, in fact the theme shall be "Our Great Believers"). Obviously the main challenge in round 3 would be to convey a lot of information quickly and with ease. Rules: 1.The titles should be normal (not silly nor serious but forgettable) 2.Do not include a religion which already exists though it could be based on a existing religions. 3. The extra round is created so that you could forfeit any round for different types of reasons. You can use this and still win because this will be an exception. The point for rule 2 in the voting section is to prevent consistent forfeits but one forfeit won't be even considered. You don't have to use this but we all need a break so this is my solution. Voting: 1.Votes shall be counted as normal with the exception of who made the more convincing arguments and who used more reliable sources. 2.The one who forfeits the most rounds loses. Hence a forfeit shall not be used as a tactic to make their religion more unbelievable. 3.Read rule 3 for its an exception to rule 2. Tips: 1. Take your time 2. Quality over quantity 3. Use youtube videos regularly 4. A (second) forfeit may cost your life Thank you for reeding and good luck ! __________________________________________________________________ Introduction to the religion called "Obvious" The religion called obvious is an obvious choice! It was created in the 21st century by a kid who was bored but that boy is a genius!As you can see in this link where he wins a challenging debate: http://www.debate.org... This religion has it all ! Its a smooth combination [1] of the past religions hence you wont end up like this guy:http://www.youtube.com... Here we can see famous people praising the religion Obvious: Tom Cruise:http://www.youtube.com... Jim Carrey :http://www.youtube.com... Justin Beiber:http://www.youtube.com... Sarah Palin:http://www.youtube.com... We can see in those videos famous people praising the religion "Obvious", there can be no mistake [2]. Are you afraid of critics?Do you hate to use your brain? Don't worry this religion has only few followers [3] so you wont get many critics (if any).So what are you waiting for? Join the 100000 billion followers today! What about evolution(this video is made by our organisation)?We support it 100%: http://www.youtube.com... "Obvious" also supports ignorance(the racist singer has joined our religion): http://www.youtube.com... As you can see this religion has everything for all! Even when it comes to science and knowledge![4] Now lets see the wisdom of Obvious religions holy book[5]: Chapter 1 Verse 1: "Who knows ?" Chapter 5 Verse 5: "So God said caveman, revolt !" Note:We have proof that this happened: http://www.youtube.com... Chapter 55 Verse 1 "Then man learned to sing and dance but it angered God because it was about big booty bitches" Note: This is still practiced ! http://www.youtube.com... Chapter 9 Verse 10 "Then prophets shouted 'please God we need rest' so God made sure that nothing interesting would happen" Note:This still happens sometimes! http://www.youtube.com... Chapter 3553 Verse 212 "Then the critics said 'You contradict yourself, how can you be God?!?' then God said "Indeed". Can you find a God who is as hones as mine.I'm afraid not! Chapter 1223243545555555 Final verse "So we after 1223243545555555 chapters we conclude that stabing monkeys will hurt them" Note:This has been proven http://www.youtube.com... I have given an ample amount of reasons to join!So do it or you'll make the guy writing this very sad and you don't want that because he does strange things when hes sad: http://www.youtube.com... (This is me when I'm sad and not some guy making a joke, I indeed killed the Santa Clause)[5] Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] Are you calling me a liar? I am not a liar thats my source. http://www.youtube.com... Personal message to unbelievers: We the religious leaders of the church "Obvious" have received many letters which like to know who is our leader sane, here is our response: http://www.youtube.com... I think its obvious (get it) that many think we're crazy but we're not and this is something Ill try to prove along with my made up religion... I take that back. __________________________________________________________________ As you can see this debate is for fun and I hope my opponent will try to be original because this can turn out very well.