Mitt Romney's name is more swell Barack Obama's

Counter Arguments1. Anagrams Pro contends that Romney's name is more swell because you can form sensical anagrams from it, while Obama's name comes up with gibberish. To this I accuse my opponent of cherry-picking. That is, he is only pointing out Romney's sensical anagrams and Barack's nonsensical ones. Most of Mitt's anagrams actually result in sentences along the lines of "Ye Mitt Morn" and "Em Nit Om Try" [1]. I highly recommend checking out this source to the voters to see that this is, in fact, the case.On to Obama, it is true that typing in Barack Obama doesn't provide any better than Romney's results, but this can be changed by using "President Obama" instead of just "Barack Obama". Keep in mind that I am allowed to use titles as outlined by Pro in round 1. When you take Obama's title into consideration, you get such anagrams as: Penis, dreamboat? More debt as pain. I am a debt person. Modest ape-brain. Most pea-brained. More here [2]. The best anagram Pro could come up with was "Yo, Mr. Mitten". It is my contention that the anagrams I have provided are much more hilarious than "Yo, Mr. Mitten", and so Obama wins on anagrams.To remain fair I have to take into account anagrams with Romney's title as well -- and this is the result of punching in "Governor Romney" into the anagram creator Pro provided [3]. As you can see, none of them even approach the level of lulz seen in Obama's anagrams.In case my opponent has a problem with using the full title of "president" to come up with anagrams, I've taken the liberty of finding anagrams that only use the words "Barack Hussein Obama": OK, ambush as nice Arab. Bush, I can break Osama. Obama bin Shark-Sauce. More here [4]. 2. MeaningsPro asserts that Obama's name has no meaning and is therefore inferior. This is an outright lie, or at least lazy fact-checking. Barack's name means "blessed handsome one" [5]. So now it's a question of the "blessed handsome one" versus the "brave... winding river". Since this is mostly a subjective topic the question is left up to the voters -- which would you rather be? Blessed and handsome, or a 'brave' river?Defence1. PunsPro claims that the difference between the amount of puns for Obama (7) is not significantly higher than the amount for Romney (2) on ICHCB. While Pro may not find a 350% larger pun base to be significant, I also provided two additional sources along with the cheeseburger network source (which my opponent recognizes), so this argument is moot as more puns for Obama are available, but not for Mitt. Furthermore, ICHCB doesn't have all there Obama puns in that list. Many are scattered across the site (for example, Baraka Obama [9]). Pro is welcome to try to find more Romney Puns on ICHCB if he likes, but it won't help.In addition, here are some more Obama puns. [6] [7]Next, my opponent contends that puns are the lowest form of humor. I contend that unfunny anagrams are lower than funny puns, but that's for the voters to decide.2. IIPro argues that there's nothing special about being named after an older family member and claims it is akin to "your cousin's hand-me-downs". I guess Pro isn't aware that Mitt Romney is named after his Father's cousin [8]. Now we have a case where Pro's criticism applies to both candidates, but only one of them actually gets a number in their name (Obama). Point to Obama.3. WillardThere is no objective standard for whose name is more swell. Given this, it is my contention is that if even Mitt doesn't think his name is swell, there's good reason to conclude that it is not. Pro next provides a list of people who go by their middle names. This is a non-sequitur. Just because these people also don't care for there first names doesn't mean Romney's first name is any better. There's no logic in that.Final Point, Mitt asked to go by Mitt instead of his first name when he went into kindergarten [8]. It's vividly clear that Mitt doesn't care for his first name, nor has he ever.ConclusionThe strongest of Pro's arguments rest on cherry picking and ignoring my provided sources. The rest is either easily defeated or unrelated altogether. Obama clearly has the better and more fun name. I'm out of characters.1. http://wordsmith.org... 2. http://www.anagramgenius.com...3. http://wordsmith.org...4. http://www.anagramgenius.com....5. http://islam.about.com... 6. http://www.zazzle.ca... 7. http://www.survivalistboards.com... 8. http://en.wikipedia.org...9. http://cheezburger.com...;