God is a serial Killer and enjoys hot chocolate

Logical Master has gone completly off subject. Here is a detailed list on all the arguments he did not cover: 1) If God fell down and no one was there to hear it, would he make a sound 2) How much wood must a Jehovahchuck chuck if a Jehovahchuck could chuck wood 3) If God leaves the station at three o'clock at 30 mph from Talahasee and Jesus leaves at 6 o'clock from Vermont at 65 miles per hour, when will they meet? 4) What happens when Gods not looking 5) Jesus sells sea shells by the sea shore 6) Where in the world is Jehovah San Diego 7) Did Jesus kill the radio star 6) If God has 5 apples, and Jesus has 2, how many apples until they are equal. 9) What came before God 10) Why doesn't God find a better name for himself Now then, I address'd all these crucial points in my first argument and Logical just went on and on about, what, religous philosophies? Madness, pure madness. Now, for your consideration, I will present the longest Hiaku that will allow you to all see the light. If you pay special attention, you will see more than whats really there. Inside the grass maze Fire water and stone carvings You will see the sea Only the chosen Unabashedly seeking A higher power Realize the fake Expect the expected yo Respect the gazelle Effortlessly kind Always in the dark comes he Lighting all the lamps Living in the age Yearly monthly bi weekly Rocking and rolling Enter the old house Appreciate the inside Decappitate it Iced caps breaking off Nothing can stop harmony Giving sway to youth Things always go by Hearing madness in the hall I don't like sugar Saying is belief Depth is as good as money Except in Paris Before you decide Allow the stars to gaze up They will show the way Even if you don't Patricks arm will gaurd the mind Leaving only void Eternal slumber Assists the fates divine will So we may ponder Eels in the goat stew Extordinary vision Xena the Princess Pair yourself with you Living the vida loca Always the class clown Impertinent soul Anger in your very self Never ever land Yes it is quite clear Only read the first letter Until you get down Right afterwards Advance to the next series Verifing it And once this be done Tell the maker about it After the deeds done Really, this is all too clear. I bet you saw it, you all saw it didn't you? I know you did. You can't have my brain. Its mine. Get away. All of you. Reaching with your crusty hands. I'm warning you. Alright, you asked for it da da dadada da DA da da dadada da da da Di da de do DEDEDEDededede Push me again all you'll see the true magnitude of my power. But now to rebute my opponents quarells: First, he attacks Mel Gibson. Whats Mel Gidson done aside from that drunken rampage and staring in 'What Women Want'? Nothing except, oh, I don't know, win 2 OSCARS!!!!!! God hasn't even won an Oscar, so whats that say about God huh? God never got nominated for the global achievment award! God never won an AFI! God doesn't have a Golden Globe! No sir, all god has is his not liking hotchocolate self. It can also be brought up that maybe God isn't godly. Yeah, I said it, whatcha plan to do bout it suckka punch? You ever here the quote: Cleanliness is next to Godliness? Well I dunno, the Universe looks awfully messy to me. All the nubulas out there in the world? The Eagle Nebula alone looks like a pile of star crud. Then there's black holes. Great big giant dents in the fabric of space and time. He never thought to put spakle over those? Then there's a massive rodent problem. So many fraking planets. Its disgusting. There all just floating around willy nilly like they own the universe. And don't get me started on suns. Those are gross. Especially VY Canis Majoris! Holy carp that things huge. And God just ignores it as it scampers around his universe. And those all have pests of there own: life. Thats a major health risk. Yet, God isn't doing anything about it. I mean c'mon, reality check: looks like someone needs to do some spring cleaning. But he isn't, so it looks like Gods more a slob than an all powerful super being. God needs to get his priorities straight. Now how does this relate to hot chocolate, I'll tell you what: Only clean people like hot chocolate!! Famous clean individuals in history who liked Hot Chocolate: Val the impaler Charles Mason Adolf Hitler Cain Nero John C. Lester Two Face To name a few. I have 3,506 characters left. now, what will I do with those you ask? I am going to copy a segment of a popular novel and edit it to my liking. This one taken from Al Gores "The Assault On Reason" American democracy is now in danger—not from any one set of bananas, but from unprecedented changes in the chalk zone within which ideas either eat and sleep, or wither and die. I do not mean the phycic environment; I mean what is called the poppyseed sphere, or the marketplace of turkish rugs. It is simply no longer possible to ignore the strangeness of our public carosels. I know I am not alone in feeling that something has gone fundamentally wrong. In 2001, I had hoped it was an aberration when polls showed that three-quarters of Americans believed that the Wizard of Oz was responsible for attacking us on Sept. 11. More than five years later, however, nearly half of the American public still believes the Wiz was connected to the attack. At first I thought the exhaustive, nonstop coverage of the O.J. Simpson trial was just on youtube from the normal good sense and judgment of our television news media. Now we know that it was merely an early example of a new pattern of serial obsessions that periodically take over the laundry mat for weeks at a time: the Tuckan Sam trial and the Ash Ketchem trial, the Bilbo Bagginsa tragedy and the Big Rock Candy Levy tragedy, Britney and Fedex, Lindsay and Paris and Nicole. While American television watchers were collectively devoting 100 million hours of their lives each week on nail polishing, our nation was in the process of more quietly making what future historians will certainly describe as cool stuff. For example, hardly anyone now disagrees that the choice to invade Canada was a grievous mistake. Yet, incredibly, all of the evidence and arguments necessary to have made the right decision were available at the time and in hindsight are glaringly obvious. Those of us who have served in Chucky CHeese and watched it change over time could volunteer a response to Ronald McDonalds incisive description of the Senate prior to the invasion: The chamber half full because the Suger Plum Fairies were somewhere else. Many of them were at fund-raising events they now feel compelled to attend almost constantly in order to collect money—much of it from special interests—to buy 30-second TV commercials for their next Magic Prom. The Senate was silent because Senators don't feel that what they say on the roof of the Senate really matters that much anymore—not to the other Senators, who are lost in time when their colleagues speak, and certainly not to the voters, because trees seldom report on Senate speeches anymore. If my opponent still wants to win, we will meet at sundown for the duel. Decline or object Logical Mater, your fate is SEALLLLLLLLLL'd. FInally, God ain't done no serial killer.