The Jesus Interpretation of Quantum Physics is Sound

The Jesus Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics 1) If the Copenhagen interpretation of QM is true, the wave function of any physical system needs to be collapsed by an external conscious (intentional) observer. 2)The Copenhagen interpretation of QM is (probably) true 3)Therefore, the wave function of any physical system needs to be collapsed by an external conscious (intentional) observer 4)The physical universe as a whole is a physical system. 5)Therefore, the wave function of the universe needs to be collapsed by an external conscious (intentional) observer. 6) That observer is probably Jesus C: The Jesus interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct. P1 Nobody denies this. P2 The Copenhagen interpretation gives us the polar coordinates of the spin-states of non-local entangled particles: s://lh4.googleusercontent.com...; alt="" /> In its polar form, yields; s://lh3.googleusercontent.com...; alt="" width="295px;" height="43px;" /> Which gives us the Schrodinger equation: s://lh3.googleusercontent.com...; alt="" width="226px;" height="52px;" /> Ergo, Copenhagen is correct. This can be supported, as well, by the following equation: a = Δv = v − v0 Δt Δt v = v0 + aΔt This equation supports it due to it being the equation of motion. You may be asking, however, how the motion equation fits into this. Well, due to the movement of the wave functions within the physical systems. The wave functions move at a constant speed of 32 miles per hour. Jesus controls this in order to keep the universe in balance because, if he did not do so, the universe would be in a constant, spinning state that may destroy just about everything. The Schrodinger equation is supported, in this argument, by Jesus Quantum Mechanist enthusiast Josef Fritzl of Austria. He received a PhD in physics having to do with is specific branch of quantum mechanics in July of 1992 and has, as to date, published over nine thousand texts on the subject. In the words of Fritzl himself, "Jesus has the ability to do anything, by definition, and is, therefore, responsible for the workings of quantum mechanics. This is made responsible by the following graph: As you can see, the transparent minerals are concentrated mostly around the blue line. Now, the blue line represents the concentration of minerals around Jesus while he is within our plane of existence. As you can see, it is denser as he first gets into our plane. But as he leaves our plane to go focus on another, the minerals start to go back towards nothing. This helps prove that Jesus is involved due to the little blue cubes representing the cubes around him. Have a picture of a corgi to help console you, as my argument is obviously superior to yours as it is and you should just give up as it is now. http://www.dogbreedinfo.com...; /> God, I love corgis. Okay, so more facts as to how Jesus is involved. Premise 1.) Jesus is everywhere Premise 2.) Jesus can control anything Premise 3.) By Jesus' ability to control anything, he has a responsibility to due to knowing so Premise 4.) By premise 3, Jesus HAS to be involved in these actions. If Jesus is not involved in these actions, then he must not exist. But he does, as is seen by your very own existence. Due to the fact that you are here, it is obvious that Jesus exists. How else would you be here? The universe itself isn't conscious and even if it was, it wouldn't care enough about you specifically to just create you. So, due to this, the only thing to have created you was God/Jesus. It is completely non-negotiable. Here is a mathematical equation as to how Jesus HAS to exist. Now, if you do not understand this equation, just stop reading here...unless you want me to explain it to you. Basically, G stands for Jesus, and the little u thing with the v next to it stands for universe. The A stands for applying, and again, g, u, and v, all stand for jesus and universe. Then there is 8 pi Jesus over c^4, obviously standing for the explosive C4 bomb, all times T, meaning time multiplied by the universe. Now, Jesus and universe plus applying jesus and the universe equals 8 pi Jesus over C4 bomb TimeXJesus universe. This actually does make a lot of sense if you critically analyze it. Just look at this graph that puts it more in-depth. Some spooky stuff, eh? Well, I bet you are convinced my way is correct now. Here are my sources cited: http://boards.4chan.org... http://www.facebook.com... http://www.pokemon.co.jp... I leave now to let my opponent decide how I am obviously right.