In human reproduction, vaginal birth is superior to anal birth.

Now, onto my defense from his attacks. RC1:Which would be more painful, the elastic lips of joy or the constricting trench of hades? Well, honestly, this all matters on the woman. Some like the barn door, some like the back gate. To say that the entire population of women like vaginal over anal is a guess. My opponent has absolutely no sources, except by some guy named Dr. Percy Stinkton, which i doubt is even real. I would like a site showing this, because i doubt there is a coincident that a guy with a last name "Stinkton" made an entire book about anal birth. Other than that, no sources, not even for his pictures. I will provide one: . http://www.slate.com...As this site says, "90%" of women recieve an orgasm from anal sex. Now, for this site, . http://www.drphil.com... this site from Dr. Phil says how 90% of women have trouble with getting an orgasm. That means that the people that recieve anal are the 10% that enjoy it, while the 90% of women with trouble are of the vaginal preference. This defeats my opponents pictures and argument on how vaginal is prefered. My opponent argued with his pictures that anal hurts, well, u gotta use lube. .. . maybe that's why it isn't working for you. .. .RC2: I was refering to the front as the "goodie box". .. .RC3: AIDS is an STD, not a way to give birth. Want to know what else is new? iPhones. It's a "hip new trend" to have one. Just because it's new, doesn't make it bad. And I don't know about you, but people want to hear about my butthole. .. .. RC4: I think breaking it to them that they came out of your wispering eye and sucked your mom's breasts for the first 2 years of your life is damn traumatizing. All the sex talk that they tell you is dreadful and scary. RC5: . .. .. Men can't give birth to babies out of thier a$$. That is impossible. And i guess goats can be badass too. .. . And I looked up Parsecians, and It didn't come up with any results, so are you making stuff up now? Now, onto my opponents case.6) Aliens don't come out of your a$$. The closest thing it would come to would be a mutation of some sort, and it would only be an alien if you had sex with an alien. .. .. are you just making stuff up as you go?7) People have vaginal sex underage or while not in marraige, which go's against God, so that point is irrelivant.8) IF they complain about it, then that's why they should just do anal, no? Isn't this helping my case? And only 7.6%?9) I would be scared if anyone took video of themselves in birth. In health class, I watched a video where a baby was being born on camera. It was horrifying. Watching anyone on camera be born is scary and should not be witnessed, anal or vaginal.10) Ok for this point, I ask all those who were brave enough to read this far but are kind of sensitive about really discriptive and disgusting topics to please leave. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .Ok, so if someone who comes out the a$$ love poo, the thing that comes out of your anal cavity, then wouldn't everyone, including myself, who was born from vaginal, have a fetish for the juices of a vagina? I'm sorry for stating this, but my opponent showed disgusting pictures that seemed rather needless. I must rebutle with what I have. And for women who were born vaginaly, and are not lesbian or never plan to be, how come they don't have the urge to have those juices? You see, voters, it matters not where you come out of, but what goodness comes out of you, to help humanity. .. .. . ha ha, I just kidding. I'm not going to get all philosophical on you all. But, my opponents point is now irrelivant. In conclusion, my opponent has no real evidence or proof for any of his statistics and statements, while I do, and my opponent seems to be making things up with things like "alien babies" and "Parsecians" whatever they are. He is senselessly babbling.