In general, Sonic Customers should not feel obligated to tip Sonic servers

REBUTTING CON's CASE!!!Turapu kado hatsudo!!!Not so fast! I reveal my face down card, Unjustifiable Assumption! At the cost of 1882 characters, I can destroy any argument from my opponent that is premised upon an unjustifiable assumption! Here, both of my opponents arguments, Hazard and Environment, are premised upon the notion that all Sonic servers rely upon roller skating. However, this is not the case. At this time, I'll reveal my other face down card, Counter-Evidence! [1] [2]One should note that there are two different kinds of sonic servers. There are car hops and skating car hops. As the attached evidence indicates, these are two different positions with two different expected sets of duties. Thus, even if you were to buy into my opponent's case, by restricting his arguments to the expected performance from skating car hops, he is conceding that there should not be an obligation to tip carhops in general.Another problem with my opponent's arguments is that even if all Sonic servers were required to skate, the kind of evidence he uses is restricted to the very best and otherwise daring Sonic Skaters. As Sonic itself admits, the talent displayed in the videos my opponent links to are restricted to but a few Sonic servers.[3] Most servers simply have to worry about skating a dozen or so feet back and forth. My opponent, by his own admission, talks about "world class sonic skating", but Sonic skaters in general aren't world class Sonic skaters.In sum, CON's entire case is premised upon two unjustifiable assumptions; 1) That all Sonic Servers Skate and 2) that all Sonic servers engage in world class skating/danger. This is clearly not the case, thus both of my opponent's arguments are destroyed! This debate deals with Sonic Servers in general, thus my trap cards remain effective! Hazard and Environment are destroyed!Street Performance and Entertainment do not create an obligation!But wait, there's more! When my opponent uses an argument that doesn't logically follow, he takes additional damage! His exact reasoning for Sonic servers being owed a tip is that there are hazards to skating back and forth at short distances that and that Sonic servers are actually owed a street performance tip.First, to the very same extent that Sonic carhopping is a hazardous activity, we must keep in mind the dangers associated with being a Sonic customer! Indeed, customers who visit Sonic face the risk of getting robbed [4][5], facing life threatening illnesses [6] and even murder! [7]. The risks that Sonic customers face as they bravely march through this unholy citadel of chaos and destruction far outweigh the risk of skating back and forth a few feet at your leisure. If anyone is to be compensated for the risks they face, it is the brave customers who that enter this foul hive of scum of villainy at their free will! It is my contention that the risks constumers face while dining in at Sonic at very least negates any risks a Sonic server could face!Second, street performers do indeed engage in some extraordinary activities, but my opponent is incorrect to compare the two. Street performers don't have the luxury of healthcare benefits, minimum wage, and 401K retirement plans.[8] A Street Performer on his own, hence that may weigh the scales when one decides to tip said performer. On the other hand, a Sonic server is pretty much 'covered' by his/her employee. Moreover, my previous round argument that Sonic skating is not impressive holds strong. This can be seen in my opponent's evidence. The fact that he speaks strongly of so many alleged instances of failure makes his argument inconsistent. If Sonic skaters are failing all the time, then they clearly aren't living up to the prodigious task of street performing. On the other hand, if they aren't failing all the time, the tasks of skating back and forth a few feet clearly isn't that hazardous. Empty Final Thoughts!My opponent offers some final thoughts, but these thoughts are quite thoughtless! He is indeed correct about the capacity of a world class runner, but a world class runner has an entire track to buil a speed whereas a Sonic skater moves back and forth a couple of feet all day. He's also correct about food tasting better when treated with exra, but this doesn't alter the fact that a sonic server is merely a middleman when it comes to caring for the food! I set a card facedown in the field spell slot!Turn endo da!Sources:[1] http://www.azrsi.com...[2] http://www.azrsi.com...[3] http://ir.sonicdrivein.com... (noting that "guests expect to see a skating Carhop or two when they pull into a SONIC Drive-In. But they don't always expect to see the level of creativity and expertise some of our talented Carhops display! "[4] http://tinyurl.com...[5] http://tinyurl.com...[6] http://tinyurl.com...[7] http://tinyurl.com...[8] http://tinyurl.com...