Santa Claus is Real

My counter arguments to your evidence. Exhibit a) http://www.wikihow.com... Exhibit b) http://www.theguardian.com... Exhibit c) http://hollywoodlife.com... As you can see my evidence is far more persuasive because it supports the existence of Santa Claus. Now, I am 100% certain of the existence of Santa and I will prove his existence to you. I have solid evidence behind the existence of Santa. 1. Look around you. Look at the presents that so many people receive on christmas. Clearly the presents had to be created from somewhere. The presents can't just spring into existence from nothing. As you know, something cannot come from nothing. Do you really believe that the presents just exploded into existence with a big bang and appeared right underneath the christmas tree? It is only logical to believe that the presents must have had a creator. There must have been intelligent design. And that is what Santa's elves are for. They intelligently design the presents. You can conduct an experiment. Try to snap your fingers and make a present out of nothing... See it doesn't work! 2. There have been many miracles and so many children have seen these miracles with their own eyes. The children plead to Santa by writing him a letter and he answers their wishes. If anything he actually seems to answer at least 90% of the time... unlike other things... While there is no camera evidence for some reason, I know that Santa can do many miracles such as fit his obese body down a chimney and fly into every single house in just a single night. That's like more than a million houses in just one night. Oh yeah! And Santa also has a bag that never seems to run out of stuff. Actually his bag gives out WAY more stuff... than some other person... I know that these miracles have never been caught on camera... Ever... but it's still evidence because ether are so many witnesses. 3. Without Santa there is no morality! Where do you get your morals?! Hmmm. At least I get morals from the fact that I know that Santa, an old obese man, is spying on me every second of my life. He watches me while a sleep. All night long. He watches me while I'm awake. He knows when I've been bad or good. This is why I have morals. This is why I act like an angel and I help people out. Because I know Santa will reward me. Where do you get your morals from? How do you know not to behave like an unruly brat? Hmmmmmm. In the great Book of Santa, know as the Babble, Santa clearly lists his ten Santa Commandments. I will list them for you. 1. Thou shalt have no other magical beings before me. 2. Thou shalt not make onto me any merry image. 3. Though shalt not take the name, thy Santa, in vain. 4. Remember the Santa Day, keep it holy. 5. Honor me for I am the one that gives the presents. 6. Though shalt keep thy hands to thyself 7. Thou shalt be loyal to thy playmate 8. Thou shalt share your toys 9. Though shalt not be a tattle tale 10. Though shalt not whine... and complain See, these are the ten commandments of Santa. These are great morals, and there is no way you could possibly figure this out unless you follow Santa. Santa also doesn't have a reputation of being a mass murder on a global level genocide... like some people. 4. Santa is omnipotent, omniscient, and forgiving! He has so much power and he helps so many children get presents. He has the power to fly at light speed, spy and millions of kids all at the same time, make millions of presents with just a few elves, and he has a bag that hold an infinite amount of things. He has all this power. I find it a bit strange that with this power he doesn't just feed every starving person in the world but whatever. Who cares that he lets evil continue when he has the power to easily stop it but instead he prefers to focus on insignificant wishes such as giving kids toys. Anyway, Santa is helpful to everyone and uses his immense power very wisely. And Remember, it's all part of Santa's grand plan. 5. When I put out the body of Santa (cookies) and the blood of Santa (milk), it always disappears. Santa must exist because he must eat his body and blood. 6. You see, the Book of Santa, The Babble, was written when Santa began giving presents. That was so long ago that nobody can actually verify if the book was actually written by Santa so therefore it must have been written by Santa because nobody was there to verify it. The existence of this book proves Santa's existence. 7. Even if I am... somehow... wrong about my belief in Santa at least nothing happens. I was wrong. At least I lived a life of morals. Nothing to gain, nothing to lose. But you. If you are wrong and Santa is real then guess what... you get big, fat, lump of coal! So what do you pick? A chance for presents? Or. A chance for a big lump of coal! 8. You cannot prove that Santa doesn't exist so therefore he must be real! 9. Santa sends his guardian elves to talk with me and he communicates with me personally. I have a very personal relationship with him that you can not disprove. Now that I am done giving my unbreakably strong reasons I will give my rebuttals. You say that my belief in Santa was instigated by my parents. This is absolutely not true. I could have been born in another family that believes in the easter bunny for example and I would still believe in santa and not the easter bunny because I know that santa is the one true magical being. You see, it is not my upbringing that decides which magical being I believe in but it's just that I know for a fact that Santa is real and the others are fake. I mean seriously! A bunny that hops around. How dumb do you need to be to believe that. And a fairy that flies around. Stupidest thing I ever heard. Santa is real, proven scientifically, historically and logically. Scientifically he is real because if he didn't exist then the atoms of the universe would not exist and as some random law of science states if you take those atoms out of the universe then you can not do that because matter cannot be destroyed or something. Historically, he has proved himself over and over with so many miracles. Also his book is to old to verify. Logically you use your brain to know that he exists because it makes sense to me and that is what I want. You mention that a widely held belief makes something true. One last thing. Say every single person in the world believed in Santa... except you. Would that make Santa real? Or not............................................................ WELL OF COURSE HE'D BE REAL! HE IS SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ME THE PRO DUDE!!!!