Gun Control is Bad

Round two. Arguments. Hmm. I have to lay my chips out well here. I'll give it a SHOT. Get it? Ha ha. Here's my opening argument. Banana headed gun wielders, when asked about their obsession over deadly weapons, usually use the following, highly cliche argument: "Guns don't kill people. People do". And it's a good exercise in logic, absolutely true, but, like math, nothing is ever perfect. People choose to use guns to kill people. OF COURSE guns won't kill people on their own, they don't have sentience. But they are a very efficient way to take lives. Just take your finger, put in the hole, move it back, and you've got a fresh cadaver on your hands. No wonder the "people" in that little metaphor choose to use guns as their weapon of choice. Guns are the best way to dispose of people you don't like. Think about it for a moment. Do we ever see mass shootings where the attacker uses a sword? Or a boomerang? Or nun chucks? No. See, that's because if a guy used those things, he wouldn't be able to kill anybody and he wouldn't have a chance when the cops arrived. Those things aren't automatic, they're just hard and they rely completely on physics, there's no high-tech chemistry involved. Guns are, without a doubt, the greatest killing machines of all time, and that's why they're every murderer's weapon of choice. Guns don't kill people. They won't come alive and go rampant on the streets like in some kind of science fiction movie. But people sure use them a heck of a lot, and that's the main problem here. Think about it. If we removed all the guns in the world, people wouldn't be able to kill each other as well. They'd have to resort to using old fashioned stuff, like swords, and after a while, they'd realize that it just wasn't worth the effort, because those things can only kill one person at a time, and they get rusty. We'd have to stop killing people forever. Think about it. A gun free world would have a lot less violence, you've got to admit. Everybody uses guns. Without them, things would be much nicer. I'm not talking about gun "banning," here, I'm talking about going into people's homes and taking those suckers right out of the populace's hands, then sending them off into space. If we do that, there's not gonna be any black market selling. If there is black market selling, we should just control it more. It's as easy as that. Hmm. There's another thing you guys sometimes say. You refer to the 2nd amendment of the constitution, and say that, just because it's legal, it's right. Not everything that's legal is right. Think about this for a moment. When the Constitution was written, slavery was OK. It was legal to own people. It doesn't mean it was right. We can amend the constitution at any time we want to, and if we choose not to, then we have to bear what happens, whether it be a devastating war or a mass famine. There are 20 or so amendments to the constitution as of right now. We've gone over that sucker a lot. We've taken out the parts that don't make sense. We need to remove that 2nd freakin' amendment. It's fine for the military to own guns. And it's fine for the police to own guns. They have to use them. But I don't know why a civilian would ever need to own a gun. We don't shoot grizzly bears anymore, and that's about the only practical use I can think of for it. We never need to kill anything, so why do we own them? It's like getting an appliance that you never use. Even if an intruder breaks in your house, just call the police. No big deal. Even if you manage to shoot the guy (which is unlikely, because he probably has a better gun) you'll still have a hard time figuring out what to do with the corpse. Or what if the guy is really just your electrician? Then you'll be thrown in the coop. Nobody needs a gun. Homeowners don't need a gun, they can get a good surveillance camera. Seriously, we have laws, you don't need to shoot criminals. Why are you trying to be a vigilante? Do you think you're Batman? You're not, Batman isn't real. You don't have the Batmobile, or the Batarang, or the Batcave, so you're not gonna kill that burglar. Chances are, he knows way more that you, since, ya know, he's devoted his entire life to crime. Just keep your cellphone on you and you can call the cops. It's not rocket science, it's just common sense. The 2nd amendment was in the constitution back in pioneer times when we needed to shoot wild animals to eat. Now, you can just go to the store. We're civilized people now. We don't need to have any weapons. That's my opening argument. Round three, we rebut each other's opening arguments. Oh, and a pro vote ISN'T the only logical outcome, we're onyl on round 2, you can't just assume stuff.