STALIN is secretly Miley Cyrus

Part I: Stalin isn't StalinAs you may know, STALIN is a Debate.org user who generally operates under the guise of the (in)famous dictator Joseph Stalin. The logical first step to proving my assertion is to disprove the idea that STALIN is, actually, the real Stalin. I shall do this by examining various parts of Stalin's DDO account, and pointing out discrepancies.Birth Date: DDO Stalin's birthday is April 25, 1997. Real Stalin was born December 18th, 1878.Education: DDO Stalin claims to have attended "some college". Real Stalin dropped out of seminary.Okay what’s your point? Obviously Pro does not realize that Con is not claiming to be the real Stalin.Location: DDO Stalin claims to reside in The Kremlin. As you probably know, this is an armored complex in the middle ofMoscow. What you may not know is that Stalin is buried a short distance outside the Kremlin. This cannot be disputed, due to the fact that, prior to his burial, Real Stalin was embalmed and placed next to the corpse of Vladimir Lenin, available to the public. Stalin is dead, and his body was on display for eight years.No, DDO Stalin does not claim to live in Moscow. DDO Stalin lives in California. He moved from Siberia when he was 5.Dead/Alive Status: Real Stalin is dead. Dead people don't have DDO accounts that regularly spam polls.Nah really? Did you ever think that DDO is an impersonator?Part II: Stalin is, actually, Miley CyrusNow, you may be thinking, "Well, now we know that STALIN isn't really Stalin. What makes you think he's Miley Cyrus?" This is where it gets tricky. Prepare yourself for a storm of Debate awesomeness.Spamming: Stalin has, with good reason, been accused of spamming requests to his friends list, asking them to vote on polls, as many as five times a day. Take a look at this page.http://www.debate.org......And now compare it with this other, equally spamtastic twitter feed.https://twitter.com......See any similarities?No, I don’t see any similarities, nor does anybody else. That link is just to the twitter homepage. What is Pro trying to prove here?Subliminal Messages: As complete and utter Miley Cyrus's guise of Stalin is, the human mind is a complicated thing. For the same reason that Obama hides satanic messages in all his speeches, Miley/Stalin hid references to her dual personalities in both her songs and her debates. Observe.Miley's official DoB is November 23, 1992, or 11-3-92. Stalin's birthday, according to her DDO page, is April 25, 1997, or 4-25-97. When you take the times 0:11, 0:03, 1:32, 0:04, 0:25, and 1:35, from her popular music video "Wrecking Ball", you get the following pictures.Okay? They obviously don’t have similar birthdays. If Miley Cyrus is born on November 23,1992 and Stalin is born on April 25,1997, then obviously they aren’t in any way shape or form closely related. Pro’s argument fails.0:11http://postimg.org......0:03http://postimg.org......1:32http://postimg.org......0:04http://postimg.org......0:25http://postimg.org......1:35http://postimg.org......Can you see that? Miley is clearly mouthing the word STALIN! Crazy.But if you need any more proof, just look at STALIN's debates.http://www.debate.org......If you peruse them, you shall notice a trend. At the beginning, STALIN spent all of his time debating about WW2, and Especially the Eastern Front. STALIN was polite, courteous, and knowledgable about his chosen topic. She wasn't the subject of Polls on the front page of DDO, but she wasn't an unknown. There were no reports of trolling,Fast forward to December 2013. STALIN is now one of the most hated trolls on DDO. She spams, hates, and has nearly abandoned the last vestiges of his old life. She has traded decency for fame, likability for notoriety.Does this sad story sound familiar?Here's Miley Cyrus, circa 2008.http://images.fanpop.com......Now compare it with a more recent picture, promoting her album "Bangerz"http://www.billboard.com......Yes, once she was Hannah Montana, but now Miley is nothing but a troll. Miley completed her celebrity transformation at the VMAs, while her debate account lost its integrity the moment she began spamming polls out of it.Enough, I say. The similarities are too obvious, the subliminal messages too blunt. STALIN is Miley Cyrus.Now refute THAT, Stalin groupie.Uh Miley Cyrus is not a debater, she is an entertainer….Pro must be high or on drugs. How is Miley Cyrus at all Analagous to Stalin? She isn’t Pro is on drugs and has no idea what he’s talking about.In fact I can prove it to. He commented on this debate. Here are his exact words below:Posted by Nerd_in_a_Trenchcoat 3 days agoNerd_in_a_Trenchcoat It's time for the people to know the truth, Miley.Admittedly, this debate sounded a lot more funny when I was high last night. We'll see how it goes.Report this CommentPosted by STALIN 3 days agoObviously he was high when he made this, so he has no idea what he is talking about.First Conclusion:Pro has no idea what he is talking about. He was apparently on drugs and his brain was handicapped from the drugs. Please reconsider voting.