Differing Views of the Origin of Life Should Be Given Equal Time In Schools

I accept. BOP is 100% pro’s, so con’s case rests on debunking major assertions presented by my opponent. However, as a good sportsman, I also plan to provide logical reasons and facts to explain why my opponent position is not tenable in a school system. Fundamentally, I choose this debate because Pro’s argument is not about evolution and creation or even just religious views of creation; rather let’s look at what the debate resolution actually is… To restate the actual argument, Pro holds that… DIFFERING VIEWS of the Origin of Life Should Be Given Equal Time In Schools Now that that is clear I want to provide standard, universally accepted definitions of terms used by Pro including differing and views. Differing1. to be unlike, dissimilar, or distinct in nature or qualities (often followedby from): The two writers differ greatly in their perceptions of the world. 2. to disagree in opinion, belief, etc.; be at variance; disagree (oftenfollowed by with or from): 3. to dispute; quarrel. View or point of view:1. a specified or stated manner of consideration or appraisal; standpoint: from the point of view of a doctor. 2. an opinion, attitude, or judgment: He refuses to change his point of view in the matter. Therefore, for Pro must defend all DIFFERING VIEWS or concede the debate. I will admit this is a semantic based attack but it is also fair. Had Pro wanted to only include creationism and evolution, I would not have accepted that debate, largely because it doesn’t interest me but since Pro’s is arguing for all DIFFERING VIEWS, I accepted. So here is a hypothetical science class and here are DIFFERING VIEWS on the origin of life. Pro must either defend them all as valid or concede the debate since it contradicts the debate itself. Assuming that high school class are roughly 60 minutes long, here are thirty DIFFERING VIEWS on the origin story. Each would have two minutes, equal time to explain their position. 1. Christian god created universe2. Muslim god created the universe3. Jewish god created the universe4. A pedophile named Kevin created the universe5. Satan created universe by penetrating god anal 12,264 times on a Tuesday after in 19536. Ra created the universe7. The devil killed god creating the universe8. Adam and Eve’s bestial third-way with a talking snake from Fargo North Dakota create it 9. No one created the universe, beginning and ending only exist in our minds10. George R.R. Martin is a time-traveler who wrote the Bible but stole Game of Thrones from Shakespeare11. Two lions 69ing 983 years ago created the universe by peeing on a black hole12. I created God and God created the illusion of his own origin13. We live in a computer simulation14. We are a computer simulation and the origin of our species cannot be known15. Aliens created humans according to Scientologists16. Two lesbian goddesses creating the universe from scissoring for two and a half millennia on the sun17. I do not believe other people have the right to believe in the origin story18. I am god when I wake up the universe is created every morning19. Walt Disney created the universe20. We are all living in Hitler’s wet dream21. We are all robot programed to believe in origin stories22. Hippies contaminated the water supply of the world 2,000 years ago and we’ve been tripping ever sense23. We are all ghosts24. The origin story is government propaganda25. The origin story was created by pedophile priest who liked tugjobs26. People who believe in anything but the Mormon creation story should be thrown to bears while Randy Newman plays Bach’s 8th symphony just as the white foam in Ronald McDonald’s bubbles and he jacks off like an ape in front of the hambugler27. Christian invented the creation story in the middle ages to drink the blood of jewish children and they continue to perpetuate the fraud because of the Italian spice trade28. I should have the write to burn any books and kill anyone who believes, does not believe, or anything in between when it comes to the origin of life29. The Chinese created the universe but haven’t talked about it for a while30. Stan Lee created the origin story According to Pro’s position this is valid because it gives everyone equal time to explain their particular view of the origin of life. Therefore, in the next round, pro needs to defend every single position, explain why they are all equally valid truth claims, and explain why this preferable to what I makes most sense: allowing experts with PHDs respected in these field write textbooks that are peer-reviewed or go through a similar process, as exists today. I think this is much more sensible that allowing everyone to vent DIFFERING VIEWS about the origin of life.