Ninjas are better then pirates

Some other reasons: Pirates get drunk. (Which, isn't exactly good for the liver) (Cause they're not babaies who can't handle a spot of alcohol) Pirates get drunk a lot. (^^^^) (^^^^^) Pirates rape, pillage, murder. (...because they are too much of a wuss to actively fight someone) (No, we just choose to kill them? and to rape their wives repeatedly?) Two words: Undead monkey (Ninja fight zombies as well) (Pirates of the Carribean????) A ninja who gets his leg cut off is useless. A pirate who gets his leg cut off is captain. (Thats because they're not that idiotic) (Thats because they are babies) Dead pirates go to Davy Jones' locker. Dead ninjas go to the city morgue. (I don't how a locker would make a difference ) (It does, believe me) Pirates use gunpowder as a weapon, not a distraction. (...while killing your Cap'n) (While we blow up your ninja master) Pirates have a super-cool logo – the Jolly Roger. ( So what?) (Spreads fear upon seeing the sign of their power) The song goes, "Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!" Notice that there is no version for "a ninja's life." (They can't sing; that would give them away) (Cause they're babies!) Pirates have treasure. (Ninjas steal your treasure while they kill you) (Too bad they're too weak to lift it up) Pirates carry their money around in a much more ornate fashion – the treasure chest. (They leave their spoils at home) (To be stolen) Ninjas have no money and have to roommate with people. That's why they're so stealthy. So they can be good roommates. Pirates can live anywhere they want by killing the people who already live there. ( Thats not really....) (Is really...) Did I mention that the Undead Monkey has a gun? ( Ninjas fought in worse cases) (Not fighting them, the undead monkey is a pirate!) Pirate lingo is much more lively than ninja lingo – largely because ninjas aren't allowed to speak. (Not allowed , but can't IN THE TASK OF KILLING A CAP'N ) (I'd like to see you try to take out CAPTAIN JACK!!!!!!) Pirates can keep all manner of pets – parrots, monkeys (sometimes undead) – you name it. Ninjas aren't allowed to keep pets because they usually have allergies and will break out in hives. ( Not really.) (Yes really) There aren't any professional sports teams named after ninjas. (Do i care?) (You should) Pirates don't need stealth. Hiding is for babies. ( STEALTH is ALL the WAY different then hiding) Pirates keep their stash of loot in cool wooden chests whose locations are marked on wicked awesome maps. Ninjas keep their money in no-interest checking accounts and get charged lots of fees by their banks. That's because ninjas are idiots. (They don't keep the money in banks) (Ever watch war?) Pirates wear more than just pajamas and they never wear spandex. Only babies like ninjas wear spandex. ( They wore robes) (Hence the pajamas) Give a pirate a bottle of rum and he'll go on a three day bender in which he rapes anything that moves (livestock included), breaks into every storefront, and kills everything else. Give a ninja some rum and he'll make you a Mojito. (Actually, mojitos is a Cuban drink) That's because you can't become famous by being a ninja. (You shouldn't. Because your unknown) (So no fame, no glory, no money= No bitches!) Pirates have a much cooler mode of transportation. ( MUCH cooler then running on water) Ninjas don't get to use cannons. (See below) They don't get to use guns either. (http://wiki.answers.com...... I'm too lazy to type) (Concede) Pirates have cool names like "Blackbeard" and "Bluebeard" and "Jack Rackham." Ninjas have names like "Gary" and "Steve." (Yoshiko Ninja) (Gay) Pirates have their own currency. ( Ninjas use YOUR currency) (So you concede that ninjas are forced to use our money because they lack their own) Pirates actually become scarier when they get prosthetic limbs. (Nothing says scary like a fat guy with fake legs) (Exactly) Ninjas can't mutiny. ( They get paid a lot so they don't) (Lies! Some ninjas don't get paid at all!( Ninjas don't get to feed people to sharks. ( They still kill you) (But they miss out on the enjoyment and family fun that comes from seeing the sharks eat the people) Notice that he didn't negate anything in my paragraphs ^_^