All women should be given free large breast enhancements by the government

"It will make women in New Zealand look bad"Who the f*ck cares??"Women are already hot"The picture you presented is of Denise Milani, she is Italian not American, thus we would be making all women look like her"It will cause girls to lose self esteem and commit suicide since they cant get laid under the age of 15"If girls commit suicide because they are 15 and want to get laid then they are a slut who deserves to die...."girls pretend to be older so to get the implants early"Birth certificates determine who is old enough to get nice implants" girls won't be as experienced when they do get laid"And guys care about this because?"boys will have more incentive to rape their mothers and grandmothers" THATS JUST SICK, especially since EVERYONE ELSE will also be walking around with them. " older men will lose incentive to rape young teen girls,"Darn?"men would masterbate more, lessening productivity, sleep deprivation and sexual appetite, before eventually drowning the world in semen"First of all men can get anything done in the five minutes after they jack off.... Secondly the world wont drown in semen it will all be safely channeled into tube socks and tissues"girls would think they need implants to look good, and become angry at God for not creating them better, thus bringing on another apocalypse"The CHRISTIAN girls would think that, we would still have Asians with Double D's though ;D" I thus propose all men should be given free breast implants"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?????? Guys dont need boobs right now we have enough sh*t to deal with, boobs are the biggest thing that make women tolerable to guys, if guys have boobs then they wont be social anymore they'll just sit in their rooms all day and rub themselves all the time!" we should only have sex with those who have big breasts, and bring the rest out of our gene pool."Dude f*ck genetics! We've waited long enough we can literally take things into our own hands now to fix this. "With my model you'll always have fun no matter who needs the CPR."I dont wanna have sex with a dead guy who had Double D's!!!!!!"You can already do this under the status quo by digging up a dead porn star"Yeah but its decayed adn old and crusty, its would be like doing Madonna and at this point you cant even enjpy yourself because youd be more concerned with breaking it...."Real women don't go into crowded elevators. They prefer to fly up and down buildings using their superpowers we men aren't supposed to know about."Women cant fly, its in their nature to take up as much time as possible when they need to go places. "I don't think women would wear bras any more"AND THATS BAD HOW?!?!??!" but if all girls have the same implants and thus the same breast size, there's no point to the industry any more."Yeah there is, people still want to get up and work the pole like a russian immigrant which means there will always be an industry" you'd get more of it if we can laugh at you, not if we feel bad about ourselves. Trust me."Which sounds more enjoyable, large-nude-breasted-women-stan or -small-penis-asian-men-stan? I thought so...." proms would be abolished under my opponent's model as all the boys would be arrested for indecent exposure. Also all boys without prom dates would commit suicide more rapidly."Guys wont have boobs in my plan, and lets face it there are some guys who need to be put down...." all stalkers have AIDS. Otherwise, why stalk?"Ask a stalker why they stalk....Hot neighbors dont give people AIDS..... "College Sorority car washes - I want my opponent to finish this argument." If all college girls had bigger boobs then college sorority car washes would be way better to watch, it will help thousands of college girls pay their tuition while providing an actual service to people. "Women catfights - while breasts are good bludgeoning weapons, what if they were used against males?"That would be the best way to get a concussion EVER"wouldn't it be better if Barack Obama had breasts to distract you from the crappy reality of your situation?"HELL NO"wouldn't it be better if Joseph Kony emigrated to the US to get breast implants"F*CK NOGuys dont need boobs because men are already easily distracted by just about everyth- SQUIRREL!!!!! What was I saying? Oh yeah, Guys dont need boobs because men are already distracted by just about anything. However there is nothing wrong with making girls get larger breasts that are free of charge from the government because they can benefit everyone in the long term. Boobs on men and not doing anything for women though will only further add to the gender inequality that exists in our society, something that giving all American women huge hooters will help eliminate. All women should get free huge boobs, not men. Giving men boobs would be like giving 9 year olds brand new cars. It would be cool to them but it would be better if they were given to people who actually know how to show them off.....