SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show on Nick!

I will just start by Going Line-By-Line Analysis on this debate My opponent's first Arguement is that in the "Sailors Mouth" episode, The characters "learned their lesson and were punished", This does not take back the fact that the children already learned how to swear from the show. Children's minds were already corrupted by the time the lesson was learned. The children had already learned that there are words out there that should not be said and they had already learned how to swear and that swearing is bad. This is terrible for a child who is watching spongebob. My Opponent's second arguement was that Nick News is not a show. First, i am going to start by Defining what a 'Show' is. I went to google and typed in "Define: Show" on google and i got this response: "give an exhibition of to an interested audience". That is the first definition and therefor the most relevant one. The definition of show stated that all we need to have to be a 'show' is to give an exhibition of to an interested audience. There would be an interested audience for Nick News on Nickelodean because the show is designed to be interesting for children. And of course it can be considered an exhibition because it is showing something to the kids who are watching it. Now i have cleared up my opponent's statement that nick news cannot be considered a 'show', because it is a show from this definition. Now my opponent goed into arguing that children learn Morals from spongebob. This may be true to an extent, but all he lists are statements that may have been said one time in the entirety of the 9 years of spongebob. These statements, since it is a cartoon, and said 1 time ever, will quickly be forgotten by the children watching, but the 29 minutes of cursing with 1 minute at the end of redemption, will not be forgotten by the children. They will remember that for a very long time and it will make them begin cursing themselves. And the 1 minute of redemption has a large probability of being forgotten quickly also, it is very likely that children will forget this almost instantly. Now, my opponent never argues that education is the most important thing in this round, so therefor, you (the voters) need to vote for the person who gives the best education in this round. now i will define several words: first, Education - "the activities of educating or instructing; activities that impart knowledge or skill" second, I would like to define what spongebob is, since this is just analytical, my opponent may argue this. Spongebob is an animated cartoon. this means it is for Entertainment not for education third, i would like to define what nick news is, and again, since this is just an analytical arguement, my opponent may make a new definition for this as well. Nick News is a show which educates viewers with education about the world around them. Now, Since spongebob is not an educational show (its an entertainment show) it cannot possibly get the amount of education Nick News can provide to children who watch the show. Nick news provides the best education (and therefor requires a CON Vote) because it teached kids knowledge about the world around them and they actually are learning, since that is the primary goal of Nick News, not just a secondary effect from spongebob. Therefor you need to vote for me now because of the actual education provided by nick news... Right now you need to vote for me because of the eduation provided in nick news and that spongebob is bad for kids because it teaches them to curse.