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Are the Father, Son and Holy Ghost One God or Many Gods? BOOK OF MORMON = One God PROPHET JOSEPH SMITH = Three Gods "And now, behold, my beloved brethren, this is the way; and there is none other way nor name given under heaven whereby man can be saved in the kingdom of God. And now, behold, this is the doctrine of Christ, and the only and true doctrine of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, which is one God, without end. Amen." — 2 Nephi 31:21 "I will preach on the plurality of Gods… I have always declared God to be a distinct personage, Jesus Christ a separate and distinct personage from God the Father, and that the Holy Ghost was a distinct personage and a Spirit: and these three constitute three distinct personages and three Gods." —Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, p. 370 Has God Always Existed, Unchangeable from all Eternity? BOOK OF MORMON: YES PROPHET JOSEPH SMITH: NO "For I know that God is not a partial God, neither a changeable being; but he is unchangeable from all eternity to all eternity."—Moroni 8:18 "...the Lord Omnipotent who reigneth, who was, and is from all eternity to all eternity..."—Mosiah 3:5 "We have imagined and supposed that God was God from all eternity. I will refute that idea,...he was once a man like us..."—Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, pp. 345-346 Does God Dwell in the Heart of the Righteous? BOOK OF MORMON: YES DOCTRINE & COVENANTS: NO "…because the Lord hath said he dwelleth not in unholy temples, but in the hearts of the righteous doth he dwell…."—Alma 34:36 "…the idea that the Father and the Son dwell in a man's heart is an old sectarian notion, and is false." —Doctrine and Covenants 130:3 Is God the Father a Personage of "Spirit" or an Exalted "Man"? LECTURES OF FAITH and BOOK OF MORMON = "SPIRIT" DOCTRINE & COVENANTS and JOSEPH SMITH, JR. = "MAN" "...The Father being a personage of spirit, glory and power: possessing all perfection and fulness…"— Doctrine and Covenants, 1935 edition, Lectures Fifth of Faith, Section V, p. 52-53 (Note: In 1921, The Lectures of Faith section was removed from Doctrine and Covenants) "Holy, holy God; we believe that thou art God...that thou art a spirit, and that thou wilt be a spirit forever."—Alma 31:15, Book of Mormon ** "The Father has a body of flesh and bones as tangible as man's...." —Doctrine and Covenants, 130:22 "God himself was once as we are now, and is an exalted Man, and sits enthroned in yonder heavens... I say, if you were to see him to-day, you would see him like a man in form--like yourselves, in all the person, image, and very form as a man." —Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, p. 345 Are There Two or Three Personages Governing the Universe? LECTURES OF FAITH = TWO JOSEPH SMITH, JR = THREE "We shall, in this lecture speak of the Godhead: we mean the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. There are two personages who constitute the great, matchless, governing and supreme power over all things….They are the Father and the Son: The Father being a personage of spirit... The Son, who was in the bosom of the Father, is a personage of tabernacle…And he being the only begotten of the Father...received a fulness of the glory of the Father—possessing the same mind with the Father, which mind is the Holy Spirit." —Doctrine and Covenants, 1935 edition, Lectures Fifth of Faith, Section V, p. 52-53 (Note: In 1921, This Lectures of Faith section was removed from Doctrine and Covenants) "I will preach on the plurality of Gods...I have always declared God to be a distinct personage, Jesus Christ a separate and distinct personage from God the Father, and that the Holy Ghost was a distinct personage and a Spirit: and these three constitute three distinct personages and three Gods." —Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, p. 370 Should We Pray to Jesus Christ? BOOK OF MORMON: YES LDS CHURCH: NO "...Jesus came and stood in the midst...he spake unto the multitude, and commanded them that they should kneel down again upon the earth, and also that his disciples should kneel down upon the earth. And it came to pass that when they had all knelt down upon the earth, he commanded his disciples that they should pray. And behold, they began to pray; and they did pray unto Jesus, calling him their Lord and their God."—3 Nephi 19:15-18 "Elder Bruce R. McConkie clearly explained what our relationship with each member of the Godhead should be, pointing out that some misguided members of the Church may ‘begin to pray directly to Christ because of some special friendship they feel has been developed' with him. This is wrong, said Elder McConkie. We should pray directly to the Father..."—The Ensign, June 1998, p. 59 Should We Worship Jesus Christ? BOOK OF MORMON: YES LDS CHURCH: NO "And now behold, I say unto you that the right way is to believe in Christ... wherefore ye must bow down before him, and worship him with all your might, mind, and strength, and your whole soul; and if ye do this ye shall in nowise be cast out."—2 Nephi 25:29 "...I beheld the Son of God going forth among the children of men; and I saw many fall down at his feet and worship him."—1 Nephi 11:24 "Hosanna! Blessed be the name of the Most High God! And they did fall down at the feet of Jesus, and did worship him."—3 Nephi 11:17 "We Worship the Father... In an official interpretation of Moses 1:6, the First Presidency (Joseph F. Smith, Anthon H. Lund, And Charles W. Penrose) said: ‘But the sole object of worship, God the eternal Father, stands supreme and alone...' Who is the sole object of worship?... President George Q. Cannon taught: ‘...We know also that our Father in Heaven should be the object of our worship... He will not have any divided worship. We are commanded to worship Him, and Him only.' (Gospel Truth, 1:135)" —Come Unto Christ —Melchizedek Priesthood Personal Study Guide, 1986, p. 46-47