Resolved: Vagina Day should be a national holiday

"The answer is that they never stop complaining. Whine, whine, whine, whine, moan, moan: they never get tired of carping on about how hard they're lives supposedly are"Well of course they whine, whining is the only way that women can get a guy to do ANYTHING anymore. "A woman's work is never done" they grumble, but if that's true who are all those women's shows on daytime TV aimed at then? The advertisers wouldn't fund them if nobody was watching them."Women turn on those tv shows just so that it can serve as background noise while they do their things around the house when nobody else is home. You know how guys like to turn the tv on in the background while they masturbate to whatever they are looking up on their computers? Same thing except women do that to get stuff done while men do that just to masturbate. "It wouldn't be so bad if husbands had nice sexy wives to come home to but most don"t because the majority of women - 62% in America- are overweight, just because they have so little physical work to do. No wonder strip clubs are booming these days."But then women invented anorexia and bulimia to start fighting back against those numbers, and so far its working! We just need to give them time and sooner or later, all women will be thin and sexy.... If they arent dead. "True, blacks get a public holiday in America, but women already have Mother's Day, and although it's not a public holiday, they still get cards, presents and breakfast in bed. That should be more than enough I would have thought."That only applies to mothers though, while all the single proud independent women who dont need no MAN in her life are left out in the dark when they shouldnt be. They deserve a day of appreciation too!""Vagina Day" sounds a bit clinical, don"t you think? Why not something a little more poetic like Lady Garden Day, Hairy Clam Day, Gates of Heaven Day or Map of Tasmania Day?"They can go with 'map of tasmania day' in Australia if they want but Vagina just has a melody to it that 'lady garden' just doesn't have. Walk up to any teenage boy in America and ask him about his opinion of Vaginas, then do the same about Lady gardens and hairy clams, I guarantee that they will give different opinions and wont start drooling over themselves like they do at the sound of 'Vagina'"A week before Valentine"s Day is just about the worst possible day"Valentines Day always falls on a friday, Vagina day would be the thursday before Valentines day, meaning that Vagina day would always be the day before Valentines day, not a week before it! That would be suicide"My opponent might as well have proposed a "Cowboys and Indians Day" We call that Thanksgiving I think. "Hamburger Day" Every day is hamburger day in Americaor "Raccoon Day" hey are natures adorable bandits <333or "Atom Bomb Day" We combined blowing sh*t up day with the Fourth of Julyor "NASA Day" That would really only work in Floridaor "College Shooting Day" or "Soda Pop Day" or "Tornado Alley Trailer Park Day" or "Hollywood Day" Im sure they will work outor "Wall Street Greed and Incompetence Day"Every day is wall streed greed and incompetence day in capitalist America! All of these holdiays already exist or should exist in one way or another, why not actually go through with making 'Vagina day' a holiday?"The last vagina I checked had a gash right down the middle of it and, clearly, this feature would not aid buoyancy in a balloon."Believe me, men will work until the end of time to build a giant balloon vagina once they are given permission to do so. "These women all had vaginas and, as such, would be celebrated, but to do so would be an insult to the memories of their victims."A vagina is a vagina no matter which woman it is on my friend.... "A feminist studies graduate once expalained to me, fireworks are phallic symbols which rape the sky and pollute the air that women have to breathe."LOL, feminists arent even people though!