Willy Wonka is evil, corrupt, probably a child molestor, and has several parallels to Hitler.

Cody, you have horribly misunderstood. I did not say he was Hitler. I said that he had "several parallels" to Hitler…not "the exact parallel" of Hitler. He is not the same as Hitler in EVERY aspect. For instance he does not have the characteristic moustache. IN fact, we if you even READ my header….It AGREES with everything you say. "Willy Wonka is evil, corrupt, probably a child molestor, and has several parallels to Hitler." Look at the order of the words… My first clause mentions "evil"….my second clause mentions "corrupt" (basically the same thing)…then I added the part about child molester which AGREES WITH YOU…At the VERY END I mentioned Hitler. The Hitler thing was an after thought; something I decided to throw in at the last minute. You base my whole argument on it...you seem tot hink that "several parallels" means "exactly the same". So, naturally, the disagreement of "several parallels" would be "no parallels"…as "several" is an opinion…and can mean anything. I doubt you have convinced the readers that Willy Wonka has NO parallels to Hitler. Despite this, I will answer you're points, or the points I disagree with… "kids love to go there" say that to the girl who Willy Wonka tried to incinerate in a giant oven…which was conveniently under a giant hole...surrounded by an army of squirrels who were, apparently, trained to thro little girls into it's raging flames. Sure they THINK they want to go there…But while they are there…and being poisoned and incinerated in horrible ways…they regret it. Um…I am quite aware that they are not jews. You take the analogies much too literally. The connection was that he IMPRISONED AN ENTIRE RACE OF BEINGS. "OLs are not descended from the land of Canaan, from skin-color, so not Jews" Much too literal. "Willy Wonka saves the OLs from a "dangerous outside world". it never says he uses them as a coercive labor source" His "factory" has a giant fence around it. Do you think the Oompa Loompas could escape? No. And in a population of whole species…it never works out that every single member will willingly change their lives...and go off…all with the same goal. It doesn't work. Not without force Willy Wonka promised the chief guy wonderful things…but only gave them life living in a factory as Wonka's slaves. "Does he say that he does not pay them? No. Furthermore, if he doesn't pay them, why don't they form labor unions and revolt?" It says that he pays them with coco beans In other words…they work really hard just to get CHOCOLATE. Any one that solely survives on chocolate would just barely be alive. That is why Wonka feeds it to them. He buys coaco beans anyways, so, even if it will malnourish them, he uses it as their food. This brings us to the next point: "They are not malnourished because they are fat" http://www.stoweboyd.com... That is NOT fat, by any means. Plus, you make the claim that they are children. If they ARE children. Then well…you've got yourself some wrinkled and aged children. Therefore…you must either concede that they are not children…or concede that they are malnourished…because the two can not co-exist. The plain fact is: if a child looked like that: there health is not too great. "He tests candy on OL's so he DOES NOT HARM KIDS. Hitler tested on Jews so he could USE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE" Exactly…it IS for warfare. The reason he is isolated in his deathtrap military encampment is because he is constructing all types of poisons. And REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT IS FOR WARFARE…IT IS HORRIBLY UNETHICAL TO TEST PRODUCTS ON YOU'RE FACTORY WORKERS. And, once more, the Hitler thing was only part of my argument. "IF he is training them to use guns, why would he be Hitler training JEws to fight?" 1.you are taking "several parallels" too far. 2.Yes, and why would Michael Jackson be training kids to fight. "All the inventions you list are simply toys Michael Jackson has at his Ranch to attract kids. He captures them yes, but in his bed, not in an incinerator" EXACTLY. You just PROVED YOUR OWN ARGUMENT WRONG. He DID put them in an incinerator...though don't get me wrong...he is also a child molester. "ALL SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON NOT HITLER!!!!!!!!!" EXACTLY…WE BASICALLY AGREE ON EVERYTHING HERE…DID YOU EVEN READ THE HEADER? "Hitler built stuff, like the autobaun, he wouldn't destroy the roof of his house" Nazi planes certainly BROKE a lot of things…with bombs. What do you say to that?