Satan is a woman.

Thanks to my opponent for his response.P1: Satan is commonly known as a maleWhat my opponent has said, is that if Satan appeared as we expected him... then we would know not to listen! However, he quotes Satan as being commonly thought of not only as a man, but as a little red imp with horns and a pitchfork! Now, obviously, if I saw a red imp with a pitchfork, I'd be gone baby gone. However, my opponent quotes the shapeshifting, gender-bending, ability of Satan. Not only will this play into my arguments later, but I'd like to point out that for this fact, Satan could come up to you in any form. He could appear as your best friend. Why would he choose to be a woman, if simply another man would suffice? My rebuttal to this point alone obviously isn't completely consequential to the outcome of the debate. But it is food for thought. Also, the fact that Satan can shapeshift and gender-bend will come up many times in my other refutations.P2: Satan was fighting for women's rightsWrong! My opponent thinks that just because God is a male, that anyone rising against Him would do so for the cause of feminism? No. The Bible even states that God created male and females equal!The more likely case is, Satan having fallen into sin, that the devil himself was homosexual. Think about it....Lucifer was the most "beautiful" dude in an army of dudes...He rebelled against God...He was cast out of Heaven and now tempts humans into sin...One such sin is homosexuality...But feminism isn't a sin! With my theory, things make more sense.P3: Women are more convincing.To a dude... right? I mean... this is a little bit of a limited perspective to have. If a woman is asked by an attractive woman to hang out, and an attractive male, she's more likely to go with the male. (Unless of course... eh... nevermind...) AND we all know that homosexual males appeal to females. Women want what they can't have... that's a fact.And even if you're a guy and don't roll that way... well... you'll roll whichever way the women roll. All he's gotta do is get the women. So... a homosexual male is the obvious choice.P4: Historically, women cause problemsNow, while I hope all you women voters can forgive my opponent's blatant sexism.... I still urge you to give conduct to me for this point alone. ;) (I'm joking. Remember that this is a troll debate, people... unless you actually wanna give me conduct, then go ahead!)But anyways, while it's true that women have been the focus of some wars, men are equally, if not more so, to blame! Men, historically and even now, are the ones you hear about fighting in distant countries for wealth or personal gain. Men start wars! Hitler was a man. Hussein was a man. OBAMA, the anti-christ himself (as my opponent admitted) is a man! His own point refutes himself, as it is shown that men are the cause of problems, even if (albeit quite rarely) women are the focus.P5: No one expects Satan to be a girl Disregarding the fact that my opponent himself just stated he thinks Satan is a girl.... It doesn't really matter what people expect Satan to be... does it? No. You could tell me that Satan was a blonde bombshell... does it mean I'd ignore every blonde bombshell? Aw heck no! The same logic applies with Satan being a dude. Just cause people know he's a dude, doesn't mean they ignore all dudes. If your best bro wants to chill with you, you're not gonna deny him on the grounds that he might be the devil.I've also effectively rebutted how feminism isn't a sin anyways, and how God isn't oppressive to women.Now...My one point on Con...C1: Um... my opponent just made my caseSatan is a shapeshifting, gendy bendy, devil of a man. He can appear any which way he wants. While my opponent's arguments don't make sense (as I've shown), even if they did, it would just reinforce the fact that Satan can shapefhift... now that he's a woman!Think about it... if the Bible refers to him as a he... and he was in an all male army... and what I've said above is true (and even if it's not... but it is...), then Satan is merely a shapeshifting, gender0bending, homosexual man! He can appear and change to any which way he likes.However, his natural form is as a man.Your move, Pro. Best of luck. This is fun. :)