If the world ends in 2012 DDO should all hide in a safe bunker and have one giant legendary sex orgy

"If we all get in a Giant sex Orgy, then what happens to those who are at the bottom of the pile?"The orgy wouldnt be like a Mount Fuji pile, it would be spread out like pavement over a big distance to prevent people from being squeezed to death "Having said that, would that be breeding grounds for disease?"All STD's dont exist as stated above and as far as cleanliness is concerned the only parasite that could be spread would be Inferno...."What if you were the lucky bastard who was on top and an underground earthquake comes along and smashes your body to the ground?"Then you would probably have sex with at least 6 girls on the way down.... Enjoy the fall"Is there a chance that some DDO'ers could bring parasites, viruses and other diseases to the underground bunker?" STD's no, anything else why not. "Could there be a mass murder a la cabin fever?"Depends if everyone is about to climax and someone kills the mood or not....."In a sense who will get some booty from some of the "smarter" members like Royal or LDF?"They are the female wonderlings of DDO so they would get to choose who to mate with while all the men watch and take notes...."I think this will lead to personal fights as who will get Royal/LDF."Challenge accepted"But of course if everyone is in a pile, then wouldn't that mean everyone gets a piece?"Sure, that is how an orgy works i think"if you where right on LDF you might attract some unwanted company. LK might get a wee jealous if there's a bench on LDF's back"GOOD, let him watch, he'll learn a thing or two.... or tenEffects of the orgy given by the Pro,A war between the least hot and the hot women. - Let the Wet t-shirt wars begin!The men fight roman gladiators-esque fights. - THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, noobs go firstThe rise of tensons in the bunker. - As long as there are contraceptives, tissues, lotions, internet access and tube socks that problem can be fixedThe least appealing women in a bit of rage. - Who cares what they think theyre not real peopleA inpasse of future families - I think 30,000+ members could get around that issue....."Do we really want Izbo to breed with NoNo/Gabby? Well DO YOU!?"YES I DO STOP ASKING, If Izbo does have a child we could sacrifice it to the Volcano Lord when we emerge from the underground haven. "And if Izbo is in a pile he could impregnate multiple women AT ONCE!"Dont you know that all guys immediately go to sleep after they....... whats the word....... blastoff? Izbo couldnt impregnate multiple women at once because all white men are only designed to fire once and then be done for 9 hours.....====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================I still have 5,000 characters left so I will now tell you the story of how we all ended up having a giant orgy :DIt is October of 2012, with the end of the world merely 2 months away. All of DDO is calm and expecting the doomsday date to come and pass without any problems. However it is learned that the conservative members of DDO actually are in possession of a massive underground bunker/city that has enough food, water, supplies, weed, and other stuff to sustain all of DDO for an extended amount of time.The bunker was built in 2008 after Obama won the election because they feared that the world would end then. The conservatives were very shrewd in letting Liberals into the bunker, but a deal was made where if the conservatives did let the liberals inside, and the world DID end, then the liberals agreed to blame Obama. Naturally the conservatives quickly welcomed everyone inside. Now back to the story. As doomsday approached there were notable signs that the world was about to end. There was sunspot activity, eclipses, a flurry of natural disasters, etc. However it was when the final twilight movie came out that the world went to hell. You see in the final twilight movie, Jacob only took his shirt off three times, but fans were pissed because they were promised he would take off his shirt 5 times, so all the dumba** twilight fans took up arms and started overthrowing society. A couple attacked the bunker but we gunned them down pretty fast (Their skin was then removed and fed to the DDO'ers who brought their pets with them into the bunker) As doomsday came and passed, all of society was destroyed, not a soul outside the bunker had survived. Upon realizing that DDO was now the entire human race, people immediately began ripping off each others clothes and started making some fine love to one another. What Thaddeus, Koopin, and Thett3 did to some people set the mood oh so fine, and before you know it more than 20,000 people were doing what nature intended them to do. There was lotions, candles, music, sweat, screaming of names, sweat, and then the greatest spectacle of all happened. You see somehow Thaddy, Koopin, Thett3, and a few others had coordinated all the men to do the nasty in once arithmetic motion in perfect coordination. The coordination was so spot on and the number of guys participating was so numerous that a minor earthquake was unleashed as a direct result from the orgy that was going on. Once the Earthquake broke 9.0 on the sexter scale enough sperm was mobilized to paint the Great Wall of China white......After the initial Orgy, all the DDO'ers started rotating partners and as the days progressed it was realized who the females favored based on which guys were getting the most of it. However there were those men and women who were what you would call "the fuglies" who naturally couldnt get any from anyone, so they threatened to rebel against the finer and sexier members of DDO. What ensued was a series of gladiator fights where the hot guys slaughtered the ugly men in splendid valor and courage. Meanwhile the women settled their conflicts in a series of nearly nude mud wrestling matches, wet t-shirt battles to the death, and a few hardcore sandwhich making extravaganzas in between. As the days passed the uglier DDO'ers were eliminated from the DDO society leaving almost super society of glourious men and women who would now repopulate the world.What followed was another orgy...As time passed the Earth settled down, the sun came out again, and Spring was in the air. DDO emerged from the bunker with only enough lotion left for a month and began to form a new city-society from the ground up where those who were in charge were the smartest and sexiest bastards you could ever hope to be in an orgy with.....I am FOR this, the Con is AGAINST this...... That is all====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================I now will allow the Con to add arguments