BeIR/webis-touche2020 huggingface dataset:
Choose your topic

Last round already? Wow!1. Although you may not be attempting to offend anyone, you are deliberately and cleverly choosing a topic that swept me off my feet in surprise. I was not expecting such a creative and interesting topic when I said "choose your topic". I am glad you are a Christian; this means that more people will support you. Since you are a Christian, other Christians will be happy about your religion and even those who have different religions will see how you are faithful and kind and will further more vote for you.2. The majority of people, like me, prefer humorous debates to serious ones. Serious debates are horrifically boring sometimes and if they are too serious, most people will die of boredom by reading them. Serious debates include long and tedious arguments which no one enjoys. Humorous debates, on the other hand, are like lifting heavy weights off your shoulder while massaging your back and feeding you vanilla cupcakes. And if you don't like vanilla cupcakes, then humorous debates are like mint-chocolate-chip ice cream, which is also delicious.3. The fact that this debate has no particular topic makes it plentifully easier for you. In fact, your joke arguments are very creative and funny:J1 I am most certainly Batman; you are 100% correct! Thank you for complimenting my genius. That was very kind of you (and also quite truthful). I wear a black cape, I can fly, and I hunt down bad guys at night. Thank you for figuring this out! No one else has been able to crack this mystery yet except for you.J2 Just because I am Batman does not mean I will be able to refute your arguments. Batman is only good at catching villains. To be honest, Batman is terrible at debates! In fact, you are the genius because you have, in such a short amount of time, figured out that I am Batman. You are obviously the genius here, not me. I can already tell that you have a high IQ and is very well-liked and amazingly good at debating.J3 Since you are blind, this actually makes you even MORE likely to succeed. Only an extremely talented blind person could visit DDO and do so many debates and type up so many sentences. You even know what a brins code setting is, which is something so advanced that even I have no idea what it possibly could be.J4 Although I do have a high Elo ranking than you, this is because I am a newer user than you. I have only joined for a month or so, while you have joined DDO for nearly a month! If I had participated in a few more debates, then I would have a low elo, just like you. J5 You are purposely using wrong grammar, which adds to the humor. People enjoy how you are using bad grammar and they will probably like it very much. My grammar, however, is so blandly perfect that I am one of those unfortunate "grammar Nazis", whom everyone dislikes.
Choose your topic

1. You argued: "You are a troll." The definition you gave of "troll" does not apply to me. I am not attempting to offend anyone. I simply want to give people a good, wholesome laugh because as a Christian, I believe Satan does not want me to do that.2. You argued: "you will provide jokes." There is no legit guarantee that this will ensure that I win. Some voters may prefer serious debate challenges to humorous ones, and I would probably be too funny to get their vote. 3. You argued: "This debate has no particular topic." That does not prove I will win because your "you will provide jokes" argument is invalid. Here are my joke arguments:J1: you're Batman. It all makes sense. You went with "choose your topic" for the debate topic. You must therefore be a genius, because that is what Batman is. A genius.J2: If you are a genius, then Batman or not, you should be able to refute my arguments easily due to my young age. You will, therefore, be able to completely debunk my arguments. Therefore, your arguments will be more convincing than mine and you will win, and that means I will lose.J3: I'm blind. I have no idea what I'm typing my iPad doesn't have a brins code setting or whatever you call itJ4: You are probably smarter than me cuz I have a lower Elo ranking than you so you will win J5: wwwwwwwayayayayayayay em eye mizspeleeng evureetheengeengeengeengeengeengeengeeng Nobudee ouill giv mee the poynt for spellieng an gramer
Choose your topic

Thank you for accepting. I will argue that you will win this debate.1. You are a trollTrolls are very intelligent, although annoying creatures. Internet trolls can find thousands, or even millions, of ways to annoy others. Trolls are thoughtful and you are a perfect example of one. For example, you have provided a paradoxic debate: "I will lose this debate". There is not really a point in arguing if you are going to lose. You also insist on providing jokes even though that is completely unecessary and slightly idiotic. Trolls usually win arguments because of their humor, intelligence, and information. Some of this site's greatest debators are, in fact, trolls! The urban dictionary's definition of troll is: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument (1). This is true, because instead of choosing a serious debate, you chose a joking debate.2. You will provide jokesEveryone likes jokes! Jokes provide humor, which makes people laugh, and when people laugh they are happy. Laughter boosts the immune system, triggers the release of endorphins, protects the heart, and has many other health benefits (2). Being funny automatically makes people like you more and it is good for everyone (3). If you make people happy, then you will win this debate instead of losing it. No matter if your jokes are silly, funny, or even idiotic, everyone appreciates jokes, and you will be widely liked. For example, most comedians are very much appreciated and are hosted on grand shows. As we laugh and enjoy your jokes, you will eventually win the favor of everyone around you and win this debate while everyone unanimously agrees you are a funny and humorous debater.3. This debate has no particular topicThis debate has absolutely no topic in particular. That makes it very easy to win because there is really no way to lose. If you forfeit, you will probably win. If you be a troll, you will still win. Even if you spam the debate, you will still win. This is because there is no topic except for the topic of having you lose/win the debate. In that way, this debate is somewhat paradoxic and very strange. I have seen many examples of these kinds of debates recently, but this is one of the weirdest ones because it is a "choose your own topic" kind of debate. Very creative, eh?In conclusion, I argue that you will win this debate. Vote con! Although my paragraphs are short, I have some meaningful points and I hope you will understand them clearly. I can't wait for your arguments! Sources(1) http://www.urbandictionary.com...(2) http://www.helpguide.org...(3) http://www.webmd.com...
Rap Battle 8

Sorry if I confuse you, mike. But don't know how to use the mic. That's why you'll lose this fight. I'm being abused, that's right. In the eardrums, Because you rap like You're finished already, you can't hold steady, You're bruised and sweaty, my styles too heavy, So save you're confetti, you're crying.. need your teddy? I can't take your warning, you're raps are too boring I'll maybe read it in the morning. Once I'm done forming Lyrics to stomp you into lunch meat, Find your car, sh*t on the front seat. Noscope? You're a nerd with no hope. Go home. Back to your parents crawlspace, being cramped in a small place Is better then walking the hallways Always, being picked on in all ways. You're a loser, I'd have your girl if I choose her. You sir, abuse her with used words. No one wants to hear your fake rap, You don't write your lines, so take that. No wait, I lied. Your lines are too bad to be plagiarized. Telling me I have no style? You wouldn't recognize my lines Until I scream my rhyme scheme Til you see what I mean. My rhymes are my team, my lines are all I need. Your lines are rusty, trust me, I need to succeed. For me, it must be the one to bust steam, and crush your crusty lines or your dusty rhymes. I could go on, but I'll finish here. This isn't a battle. Not even near. You've got no pecs to flex, All day long you dream about sex. But here's some reality; I'm rapping against a dude into bestiality.
Rap Battle 8

You bars are fukin confusing, you have no rhythm or flow This is just one more battle that you are going to throw I got a glock dawg, but a nerf gun would be enough for you It would be the first gun you ever saw, it would be like a mental break through You can't break me from deep inside man, how can you even claim that Everything I spit has miles of depth, while yours is just flat crap Lets give this btch a reality slap We are online and this is rap You may think this is not a game, but it is sure a game for me I would never take you serious, because you're in the little leagues So before you try to take on someone that has 10 times your skill Do the opposite of what neo did and decide to take the blue pill I mean you could take the red pill, forgive me if I seem condescending. My bars are like that rabbit hole Morpheus mentioned, they are never ending. I'd advise you to forget we ever battled, that is what that blue pill is for Because by the end of this battle the beat down you had will be in your memory and stored. I'ts funny you said I'm hated because that sht is like fuel Ill guzzel it up and stick it deep down in my energy pool Hate is motivation, because loves just causes hitch after hitch If your loved for what your doing, it just proves your a little btch Thank God this isn't halo because this would have done been through Call me master chief, and I am going to 360 no scope you I just murdered this clown, and my weapons were flow and rhythm Maybe someone will read this battle and offer this btch some constructive criticism. Currently my currency is just used to chill Because currently im getting pusy without currency and its not even a bill And pusy is like a tool, its something you can drill Its like a metaphorical pill I'll pop it all night long because its really a thrill Unlike you I don't rape or pay people , my girl has free will and once were done, shes always comes back asking for a refill Azz and chest likes shes from brazil Why the girls you fuk look like they work in a steel mill Every time they think they are pregnant they run for that abortion pill No girl would ever have a child with you, because it would look mentally ill That thing would pop out with a fuked up face and jacked up grill You would abort it after its born to save it from getting killed Your neighbors would be like it's Frankenstein it's actually fuking real They fuking take that kid and drown it at a water mill After they finished they come back with a smile and everything would be chill Then you go back to fuking ugly chicks They'd fuk you once and then tell you to fuk off because the size of your dik Its a shity life and you always pray that it will end quick Your stuck with the guilt and truth, that your just an annoying prick Now your wishing you aborted that mentally ill baby with a fukin stick. But that's what you get for fuking your sister your redneck hick I'm done with this fool, it's a waste of time I just proved he would suck dik for a dime He thinks he can beat me, that sht is mad wack I just gave him a mushroom stamp, and he kissed my sack
Rap Battle 8

Uh.. excuse me? Abuse me? No thanks, don't want your coochie My lines are used? Please. Bullets to my dome? You fuckin own a nerf gun, This isn't a battle, I do this sh*t for fun. The best? Yeah, you know it's me. That isn't rap, stick to writing poetry. You have no flo, weak lyrics, Glad it's written, so I don't hear it. Don't push me, pus*y. No one sent me, so tempt me Go ahead try it. But keep it quiet, Or I'll break you apart from deep within you. I know you're scared now, wish to continue? Did you just call me a noob? I don't know where your aiming, This is a rap battle, not online gaming. Is it saint's row? Minecraft? Halo? I try to earn my payroll, you're playin with pladough. I say that, because you rap like it's grade 2 You couldn't rap if they made you, What I say's true, we all hate you. You lack lyrical skill, It's a miracle, still At least try to find some balance, The way you spit is off valence. And stop talking to a crowd, Speak to my face, look at me NOW And take off that fake crown, Until I'm done knocking you around. I'll sit back and watch you drown, Smile and wave as you sink down. Too much time I've been investing, In this. We know who's the best thing. You think your "currency" is currently, inadvertently hurtin' me? Then hurriedly, you spread words like these, sayin' that you've murdered me? It's kind've sad to see. It's a tragedy, you're so bad at these. Are you mad at me? I beat you, that's how it had to be. You're sad it seems. Anyways before I break you or make you take too many pills, or take your fake truth and break your face dude. Come back take you on again and knock loose your fake tooth. Hope you're alright, after I dropped you. You're so bad at this, I almost forgot you. Don't look at my late reply as "I hate this guy", it just takes a while to fake a smile and take your title..
Rap Battle 8

Im bout to burn this bitch right down to the ground You aint in my league, so hands off the crown You think your the best now thats a fuking joke By the way that you spits bars, its evident you choke All these metaphors your using, that sht is overdone and overused I am going to pretend your my child and beat you, yeah your getting abused Two bullets in your chest, and then one to the dome Stick you in a body bad and send you back to your home You know what getting bodied is? because its about to be a reality for you These bars that im spitting are infallible, there inerrant and true. I am going to cut you down like a tree, make you a example All the people that want to step to the plate, use this as an example I just murdered this noob, that is an objective fact All these lines that hes spitting are just covertly wack He tries to dress his lines up with rhythm and looks But when you look beneath its like a blank book Never judge a book by its cover, that saying is absoluteness true. He has a nice cover, but no words to make the book ring true This guy is a nobody, and he wants to battle me Once he realizes who he's facing, hes going to decide to over a plea He has no chance, his lyrics and bars are weak my bars are like gold, they are always the best currency I even decided to slow down the pace Just to make this battle fair and make it an even race Pretend im a turtle and this guy is the hare He can spit out a thousand lines but 3 lines from me and ill end it right there His bars lack substance there just jumbled and cluttered My bars have depth and that is why he just got murdered.
Rap Battle 8

I'm excellin' in my element, Yellin' full of adrenaline, Sick of tellin' 'em I'm not a felon, I'm a gentleman. After this I'll be propellin' To a new destination. Be patient for your devastation. I've been waitin' to break-in This fuckin fake king. Your title I'm taking, Wait. Too late! I've been the best since I stepped in. Investing, time to my lyrics, the best thing You're ever seen, that's no question. All the anger I've kept in, stays, except when I battle, so thanks for accepting. I'm the best that's a fact. Leave you barley intact, it's Clear you need practise. Stick you like a cactus. I smash you like an actress, You're as real as plastic, Soft as a mattress. Damn. This is too easy, mikal, You see, I'm insightful. It's part of the cycle, My lyrics might kill, You and your decibels. Luckily, I'm in a good mood You don't know what I would do, Nor should you. But I could use some good news, Before you know what it feels like, To have a steel pipe hit you for real, mike.
Cremations and burials should be made illegal

Cremating dead bodies releases huge amounts of nitrogen oxides, carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide, particulate matter, mercury, hydrogen fluoride, hydrogen chloride, heavy metals and persistent organic pollutants into the atmosphere, thus making a significant contribution to global warming. At the same time, burying corpses is no more environmentally friendly as this method of disposal results in vast quantities of hazardous embalming fluids leeching into the soil. Furthermore, entire forests are felled to obtain the hardwoods used to produce the coffins (caskets), which are never re-used and are instead just left to rot away in the ground. (1) So if we can't burn or bury the deceased without damaging the environment how do we get rid of the corpses? Well, if the undertakers were to butcher the cadavers and bag the body parts up, they could sell them to zoos and wildlife parks to feed carnivores such as lions, tigers, sharks and crocodiles – all of which consume huge quantities of meat and are known to have a taste for human flesh. (2) The beauty of this scheme is that it is both environmentally friendly and economic as the money raised from the sale of the corpses can be used to offset the cost of the funerals. In addition, feeding time at the zoo will become far more entertaining for visitors and for all these reasons I affirm that cremations and burials should be made illegal. Thank you. (1) http://ezinearticles.com... (2) http://en.wikipedia.org...
Ultimate Team War - On Location

My opponent has rather cleverly tried to turn Texas into "matrix Texas" in an attempt to give Neo his superhuman abilities as seen in the move. However, the Matrix actually has a fairly limited geography of locations [1], none of which are Texas. Matrix Texas doesn't exist, not even in fiction. Therefore, this is the Texas that I live in, not Neo's Texas; he does not have superpowers. With this in mind, all of Team CON falls to their deaths as planned. In case my opponent can come up with some way to stop his team's near-inevitable fall, I have a back-up plan. Count Bleck can approach each member of Team CON individually and flip them to the ground, disqualifying them. Flygon can fly Kirby over to each individual member of Team CON. Kirby then eats that particular member. This procedure can be aided with Flygon's DragonBreath, stunning the foe and making them more easily consumed. Midna can approach a foe and turn them into twilight particles; she can then reconstruct the target wherever she pleases. In this case, she pleases the enemy on the ground, disqualified. Gengar's Double Team will make it difficult for it to be hit. Gengar can then use Hypnosis on anyone on Team CON, making them fall asleep and exposing their dreams to Dream Eater, which will be the finishing blow. In the event that this Texas somehow turns out to be the nonexistent Matrix Texas, this would put Neo to sleep, rendering his powers useless and everybody else weightful. At the start, Kirby will attack Dead Pool, Midna Matosomoto, Count Bleck Goro, and Gengar Neo. Whoever is finished first takes care of William. In that way, Team CON has no hope of survival, and I win. Good luck with your response, david. 1. http://matrix.wikia.com...
Ultimate Team War - On Location

My opponent has ignored the so-large-I-can't-believe-you-didn't-see-it text at the top of Round 1. This leaves a more than a few problems in the debate's structure. In the comments, he claimed that he doesn't care where the location is; he'd better be ready to live by that choice. I shall choose the location in this round. I will then write the rules for the location, and choose my five characters. After that, the debate can proceed as planned. 1. The location shall be the atmosphere above a random Texas ranch. The ground is, for all practical purposes, completely flat. The air is calm, at a nice temperature of 70 degrees Farenheight. 2. The fight scene consists of a single cubic kilometer of air, directly above the ground. No team member may have any part of their body exiting this single cubic kilometer, nor may they touch the ground. Each team shall start on one half of this cubic kilometer of air. Now, for my team members: Team Member #1: Gengar More specifically, Agatha's Gengar. Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright. Its wiki: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... Team Member #2: Flygon More specifically, Drew's Flygon. Flygon whips up a sandstorm by flapping its wings. The wings create a series of notes that sound like singing. Because the "singing" is the only thing that can be heard in a sandstorm, this Pokémon is said to be the desert spirit. Its wiki: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... Team Member #3: Kirby Kirby is Popstar's gluttonous hero. He eats things and gains powers from them. He can also float on air, and can run very fast. I am using the anime canon. His wiki: http://kirby.wikia.com... Team Member #4: Midna She is a Twili Imp of great power. She possesses the Fused Shadows. She can turn into shadow or Twilight particles. Her wiki: http://zelda.wikia.com... Team Member #5: Count Bleck He is a darkly motivated count from the Tribe of Darkness, appearing in Super Paper Mario. He shields himself through the power of the Chaos Heart that he managed to bring forth. He attacks using dark vortexes and energy shots, and has general levitation and flipping powers. His wiki: http://www.mariowiki.com... And... start! At the start of the battle, all of Team CON fall to their deaths, making contact with the ground, disqualifying them. Everyone on Team PRO can levitate. I win. Good luck, david. You'll need it.
Resolved: That the US should implement additional protectionist policies

My opponent has discussed with me the possibility of leaving this final round as a brief summary to conclude the debate, so that we both will have had equal argumentation time. While I am inclined to focus on some issues my opponent brought up, I will not cite sources or argue affirmatively for anything. I will just seek to clarify any confusion and end the debate. My reasons for bringing up the slave trade and opium wars were simply related to dismissing a point made by my opponent that trade, seemingly all trade, was good. It is a terrible thing, I think, when people become more attached to a concept than they are impressed by the results of that concept in action. I believe that is what has happened with trade, and free trade in particular. To the extent that I felt my opponent was overly positive about trade, I felt the need to provide a reminder that not all trade is good. That does not mean that free trade is bad though. Far from it. Free trade provides excellent opportunities for us to advance global communication and cooperation, which may very well lead to peace. Peace, however, can not come at the price of people, because the former relies on the recognition of the latter. Too many people are suffering from our hands-off approach to free trade. The time has come for us to recognize that efficiency needs to come at a cost of new research and development expenditures, not employees' lives or livelihoods. So, friends, that brings us to the conclusion. The debate is over and the time has come to consider the real question: where do we go from here? In the end neither I nor my opponent can predict what *must* happen. We can only suggest what can happen using precedent. I think we have both done an excellent job of displaying the historical and philosophical underpinnings of free trade. I think we have also done a good job of showing what the consequences and benefits of free trade are. In this debate, neither of us were really arguing for or against free trade; we were arguing for or against a change in our trade policy. While that change is indeed protectionist, I do not believe it to be isolationist. I believe it to be rational. I hope you'll join me in voting for a change. Thank you for reading, and thanks again to my opponent.