I am a black man trapped in a white man's body

Male, Female, multi-parts, and no-parts DDOers, welcome to this debate, where my Race Dysphoria will be discussed. First of all, let's define Race Dysphoria: "The condition of feeling one's emotional and psychological identity as a certain race to be the opposite of one's biological race". The resolution is as follows: "I (Vox_Veritas) am experiencing race dysphoria which causes me to identify as a race (black) which is contrary to my biological race (white)." Let us begin. 1. White People White People have a dark secret. The White Elite secret society fraternity illuminati has spent trillions of dollars to cover up this secret. All white people are in on the secret (because we're privileged). It is as follows: White People are monkeys Shortly after I post this I'll probably be assassinated by the White Elite (under the orders of white elitist Vladimir Putin) as punishment for this revelation. But frankly, I don't care anymore. And the truth must be revealed. Look at a chimpanzee. One's automatic reaction would be to assume that chimpanzees are black. But actually, that's just the fur. The face, which is covered by a chimp's actual face, is white. Proof: http://www.bing.com... If chimpanzees have white faces, then their whole bodies, fur aside, must be white. All scientists agree that human and chimpanzee DNA is very similar. Thus, white people and chimpanzees are almost the same thing. So you see, White People are simply chimpanzees whose artificially rapid evolution was induced by the Black Antlanteans, whose descendants are the Black people of today. If you don't believe me then you're a denier of scientific scienceism. Anyway, if white people are slightly more evolved chimps, then it follows that white people have chimp brains. I do not have a chimp brain; thus, I am unwhite in spirit. 2. Story Let me tell you a story: "My birth name is Melvin Osborne. I was born to a family of people who were white and nerdy. Naturally, I was expected to be like them (that is, white and nerdy). From a young age I was taught to edit Wikipedia page, watch Happy Days, and eat mayonnaise. But the truth was, I never enjoyed those things. I hated mayonnaise, I was more of an athletic guy than a nerd, and the Happy Days theme song is annoying as heck. I mean, could YOU constantly listen to this? http://m.youtube.com... Anyway, when nobody was around, I would listen to my rap CDs. Also, whenever I hung with my friends at the food court, I'd eat at restaurants rather than Starbucks. They thought I was so strange... Anyway, every day I looked at my self in the mirror and thought to myself, "Dang, why was I born white?" That was a question that I asked myself for years and years. I lived a double life, playing basketball and listening to rap music whenever nobody was around. And it was killing me inside. So, I visited my church pastor. When I entered the room, he quickly turned off his computer, pulled up and zipped his pants, and looked at me all sweaty. "May I help you, Melvin?" He answered politely. So, I confessed to him my "condition". He told me that God made me a White person for a reason, and that I needed to pray harder to stop having black desires. Well, I figured that there was something horribly wrong with me, so I prayed to God to help me stop feeling black. But each day I kept returning to the same rap CDs and my basketball which I had hidden under my bed. I felt like such a lowlife, being unable to stop acting black. For several years I was depressed, filled with self-loathing over feeling more like a black person than a white person. Then, one day, when I was attending college, I saw a black person. But I could immediately tell that it was just a white person who had painted his face black. He explained to me that there was a "Darg Show" where people gathered together and dressed up like they were of a different race. Curious, I attended that night. I immediately felt a strange sensation, as though I was among people who shared my plight. I talked with a biologically Asian girl whose face was painted white; she explained to me that everyone here was "transcolored". That is, there biological race did not reflect what their color was. You see, there is a difference between "color" and "race". "Race" is biology; color is a social construct imposed upon our minds by the State and the Church which oppresses the proletariat. On that night, I learned to be true to myself. From then on, I'd often attend the Darg Shows, attending under a black identity named Michael, or "Mike". Eventually, after I finished college, I came out to my family as transcolored. They eventually came to accept me as I was. I learned of a procedure called "Race Reassignment Surgery", and I became a black man. Today, I am Michael Anderson, a football player." (Note: Story may or may not be true) And thus, I rest my case. I await my opponent's response.