Ultimate Team Battle: Empty Earth

REBUTTALS I’ll address my opponent’s counter-arguments first: First of all the idea that THE HULK’s mind is simply “trapped in a mind prison” completely breaks rule 4 as it is obviously a form of mind control. The Hulks known resistance to such techniques is well established anyway [1]. So no, I don’t think that the Hulk appearing right amongst my opponent’s team would go down as he described. More likely the highly enraged Hulk would send the members of the team flying in random directions in an effort to get to Master Chief, leaving them open for the secondary attack. Irenicus casts True Sight on the area immediately upon arrival and reveals the location of any invisible opponents. Cloud Strife uses his Fire magic [2] and evaporates Kerrigan’s slime and then attacks Fenix. Now, my opponent pointed out the fact that Kerrigan is covered in a Zerg carapace and that simply ‘banging’ on it is ineffective. Who is banging? Captain America attacks an obvious weak point (She needs to breathe right? ) while she is completely helpless. He isn’t a normal human, he is incredible strong. I imagine the process would quickly sever her head. Can she regrow her head? Regardless, Irenicus could simply cast Power Word: Kill on her and be done with it. Also, my opponent seems to believe that a full-blown Omnislash attack, from a fully-powered Cloud, with the Ultima weapon, isn’t going to damage his dragoon enough for Yoda to decapitate him. This is obviously ridiculous. Since my opponent only pointed out that Zeratul was invisible (which I have addressed) and not that he would defeat Yoda, I assume he concedes this point. I’d also like to address also the assumption my opponent is making regarding Luke Skywalker and Yoda. Luke’s untrained, yet overpowered abilities in the light side of the force may have been the greatest in the galaxy AFTER the Jedi council had been destroyed by Vader, but Yoda was considered a master thousands of years before Luke was born and only increased in mastery over the force. I’ll break it down like this: The “Purple” lightning is part of the light side of the force, correct? Well given that Yoda is a master of the Light side, I think he would be able to manipulate it with more ease than the Dark-side lightning. This ‘instant death’ argument is moot. In terms of force powers, Yoda is at least equal to Luke, although I’d argue he was superior. We’re talking about thousands of years of experience. Yoda has a massive advantage here. In terms of Lightsaber form, Yoda is a master of all 7 of the forms of the Jedi and has put extreme focus on form IV. Luke doesn’t stand a chance, given that he has simply had to formulate his own styles based on the small amount of training he received from Obi Wan and Yoda. Finally, Hulk beats Master Chief… right? Is this point conceded? Ultimately, Irenicus is the turning point in this battle. His mastery of magic and my opponents complete weakness to it is the deciding point. He has a multitude of spells specifically for battle, both powerful offensive and defensive spells. Given that he is invisible and highly resistant to damage for a period, he simply stands back casting spells to aid his team and defeat my opponents. SUMMARY Yoda maximises team’s spirits and lowers the opponents. Yoda convinces Bruce Banner that Master Chief raped and murdered his wife. Irenicus teleports Hulk to the location of my opponents team. Hulk smashes. Irenicus casts defensive spells on himself, cloaks everyone remaining with invisibility spell and teleports the rest of the group to a small distance from the location. Irenicus casts True Sight, revealing the location of invisible enemies. Cloud uses fire magic to destroy Kerrigan’s slime. Irenicus stuns Kerrigan. Captain America decapitates the incapacitated Kerrigan. Irenicus casts Flesh to Stone on Luke Skywalker. Cloud launches a full blown attack on Fenix’s armour. Yoda decapitates Fenix. Cloud and Yoda attack Zeratul. Hulk rips Master Chiefs head off. SOURCES [1] . http://www.incrediblehulkonline.com... [2] . http://finalfantasy.wikia.com...