Things that Donald Trump and god (both are He Men rubber baby baggy doggie flunkers) have in common

You'll bite? You'll bit what? Your happy hairy hard off until it turns into the pink fairy dust that the planet of the oops dynasty forgot you and left you to rot while you remained a teeny weeny little bouncing bore in someone's doorstep? It was so easy to figure you out even before your profile was snifflingly looked upped. You, a teeny bopper, and scarcely joined debated.org but for a few seconds thinking that he actually has something to say from his wet grey noodle and doesn't understand AT ALL what scathing satire is, AND DOESN'T HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE to read what the rules are, even though a lot of what was listed happens to be 100% true, if one thinks about it. And here's some more as promised. * Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t.p. So when they wipe their a$$eth holiesseths, they know they are not using sandpaper. * Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches. * Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want. * Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle. * Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers * Both Trump and god use paper earplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf * Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes. * Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they?" * Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas. * Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them. * Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, but they forgot to breathe. * Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves. * Both Trump and god are silly pity. * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains * Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, the eggs hunt them with their yolks * Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice * Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their plastic hard cap yamika"s * Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed. * Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it. * Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything. * Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon * Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting * Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them. * Both Trump and god fully understand that the way to have the best rodeo is on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, thus stampede and the ship will sink and they can thus get a topside view. * Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s. * Both Trump and god are their own cows to churn their own butter to get their own dairy products. * Both trump and god believe that baby food is porn for slurping grandmas