The Easter Bunny Has Rights Too

gasps and clutches at heart* I wasn't aware that aiding and abbetting the rights of a supernatural 'non-norm' being could be so devastating. Does the Easter Bunny intend on killing me? If so, it is a very distrustworthy character which I might recommend we look into our rights and protect humanity!' My opponent here completely misunderstood the source of danger I was implying. The Easter Bunny is my friend and he would not be so if I thought he might harm me. The source of danger is our 'norm' governments. ever since Elvis faked his death so that he could go full time underground FBI agent http://en.wikipedia.org... (we all know he's not dead, we just cant prove it just like with OJ's trial) The FBI has become very effective. They get what they want because Elvis well get it for them. He's the first man they will call to duty if Chuck Norris ever turns evil. And currently he's on an assignment titled 'Operation Elmer Fudd' aka Rabbit hunting. Elvis goes after people that protect the Bunny, witch is what your doing by defending his 'rights'. My opponent doubts I'm friends with the Easter Bunny; to this contention I would like to link you all to this http://www.debate.org... and if you will look at my list of friends on DDO you will see that Koopin (who you cannot prove is not the Easter bunny) is one of them. For the record I cant prove your not Elvis. and in this debate you cant prove you know the Bunny's name is Alphonzo. I recognize this and do not hold it against you, and only ask that the audience in lack of evidence for either side view who's overall presentation is better, sounds more like the real world. like how we all know if the Bunny is real our government would surly be after it and not just let it be going about its peaceful egg delivering business. Or for example, my opponent finds it a realistic idea that my friend Alphonzo would want people to admire his chocolate rabbits like an idol. But you see if that were true the Easter bunny would leave stone rabbits, not chocolate. All cultures in the past that have idols have made them out of things that last like stone. http://www.kenharker.com... The fact that Alphonzo made them chocolate shows his intention for them to be eaten Plus there's the fact that he makes his trip on the day of Jesus resurrection, who opposed making any idols, so it would be very odd for Alphonzo to support idolatry on this holiday and not be more vocal about his intentions than he is now. Even if my opponent was right about the Alphonzo intending they be admired and not devoured, ultimately he has any rights its to quite bringing the deprecater's of his idols more each year, but not to stop them from eating his gifts. once a gift is given to you its your right to determine what you do with it, the giver can only hope. Moderation: Though it is true that on the individual day there is a lot of chocolate given, but my friends intention is still moderation because his intention is that this is all you allow yourself to eat for the whole year. witch is why I specified in round one why we should give control of the worlds chocolate supply to him so that we only get chocolate on Easter Day. Alphonzo is making efforts to monopolize chocolate http://www.nesquik.com... but he says he's waiting to bankrupt and buy out all other chocolate suppliers before he actually keeps what he's got from us. He needs to keep selling the Nesquick so he can have the cash to get his competitors. The Bunny Cedes his Rights: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com... I provide this to show you how Bishops have the power to censor pastors under them in the church if there doctrine doesn't agree. I quote my pastor who said 'when I became a pastor I essentially gave up my right to freedom of speech, because though I may disagree with the bishop sometimes; at the end of the day he's the bishop and I'm the pastor.' He further noted there's nothing wrong with that, he agreed to it, its just one of the affects of the church chain of command and authority. Alphonzo has made the same commitments when joining this order. He has the walk the line of what the council of Elders, rabbits that are two old to make the trip themselves tell him. He has no freedom of speech, he only has his duty, he may have his own opinions but the council forbids him to protest against the public's actions with them. Just one more point I would like to make, Not one of the chocolate rabbits he leaves are in his image. Here is a copy of what he looks like http://www.techbreak.net... and you will note that not one of his chocolate presents has antlers. (He had to overcome a lot of stereotype the council of elders to earn the position of Easter Bunny, there's been a history of racism against Jackalopes; Alphonzo has such amazing character) So lets review: 1) No Earth nations currently recognize his universe as a legal nation much like the outcome of Cherokee Nation Vs Georgia http://en.wikipedia.org... Because of political pressures to acquire there magic. and we cannot afford to cave in now if we want there 'magic', so Alphonzo's legal rights cannot be recognized. 2) Considering the day he delivers his chocolate gifts, its unlikely he supports idol's 3) the fact that they are chocolate and not stone suggest they are not intended to be idols but rather treats to eat. 4) Alphonzo does intend moderation; but requires we give up chocolate for the rest of the year, he currently has no power to enforce and can only recommend his diet to you. 5) High as his office is, he has elders to answer to, and can say nothing in public protest or they well censor him. 6) Alphonzo is the first Jackalope breed Easter Bunny, and if the chocolate Easter rabbits were for us to admire his image they would have antlers. -----though this doesn't really pertain to the resolution as a whole I find it worth mentioning, No gift giver has the right to determine what you do with his gift once its yours, he only has to right to quit giving it to you. Alphonzo has been in office for 12 years now and has yet to do this, so he must have no problem with it.---------- Thank you for this highly entertaining debate. And my friend wants to thank you sticking up for him, he knows your intentions are good, and he plans on giving one stone image of himself next Easter as he knows your appreciate it. It will look a lot like this http://img228.imageshack.us...