In Current Day, Male Nipples are USELESS!

Hah. Classic Ima."I'm feeling aroused...."Ima, if you are feeling aroused by red nipples of a twelve year old boy, please learn more about child abuse... I would hate you to end up in jail like Amanda Bynes or something. Did she go to jail? Do I give a sack of horse sh*t?"invent a new terrible type of dancing, and adopt a hairstyle that makes you look like a brain dead giraffe:"Dearest Ima, despite your best attempts, you are far too late with this argument. I've been doing this since I was two. Ask any of my friends. As for the brain dead giraffe... I have an IQ of -17. Scientists are baffled how anyone could have a negative IQ. It has only happened in Lindsay Lohan after years of crack abuse."PLEASE STOP, I AM ALREADY AROUSED."Uhhhhh..."Lol ok, there are about 140 other things that can drive away a woman before nipples even enter the equation"Yeah, so why the f*ck do we need nipples if we already have 140 things that drive away women? Also, it's not Ryan Gosling you have to be worried about... it's Liam Hemsworth."Women need to be knocked down a notch anyways....."Tell me that when you are plowing a Kentucky Whore. You don't want it down a notch. It's the d*mned best feeling I have ever had."I think God would focus on making the average breast 10 times larger before he ever decided to handle the nipple conundrum....." :D:D:DOk, so NOW can we focus on this nipple problem, God?"7 eyes while men didn't, that would kind of make women horrendously unattractive and freak out men don't ya think?"...This is irrelevant to the previous argument, as women do not currently have seven eyes, gills (except for those hot Disney mermaids) or tails. ...Also, if a girl had seven eyes, I'd (content subbed out for obscene sexual material)."I think men already devote WAAAAAAAAAAY too much time to internet porn in the first place..... "AND WE ENJOY IT! I WILL STAND PROUD TO PROTECT MY INTERNET PORN!"they spend all their time watching internet porn! "THUS INCREASING REVENUE! AS STATED IN THE SECOND ROUND, PORNO MEANS MONEY. THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO WATCH PORN! However, it is impossible for them to fap because of their insanely small d!cks"Directly over your nipple!"OK, during the pledge of allegiance, the most sacred speech in all of America, only about 18% of guys ever put their hand on their chest.Even then, they put their right hand IN BETWEEN their nipples. Also, we do not need nipples to guide us. Rib bones and the throat can guide us. In other words, break a rib while smacking your hand onto your chest, you are probably in the wrong place."or on the boob of the girl standing next to you!"Not to sound like a perv or anything, but all of you boys, would you rather a) put your hand over your heart or b) on the boob next to you?"The act of a 'titty twister' is the act of twisting ones nipples viciously clockwise and/or counter clockwise to cause pain"That definition is true by all means. However, there are many more places that men are sensitive to severe twisting...............Yeah, like the nose, mouth, ears, finger, belly button, or the foot. Oh, and one other place...Darn, I forgot what it was called. Ah well."It would just look weird."Yeah, but if God never gave it to men in the first place, it would look normal. You only take the POV of if nips suddenly disappeared. And belly buttons are REALLY valuable, dude... without it, you would die because at birth, you wouldn't have a umbilical cord and come out as a f*cking comatose tomato."Nipples serving as eyes?"I don't get it... first you complain about the government watching too much internet porn (meaning that they are lazy). All of those lazy fat*sses out there are fat only, and ONLY because they use nipples as eyes in drawing. If they were to actually take the time to draw the eyes, they would have a body like Matt Harvey. In conclusion,MALE. NIPPLES. SUCK.I hand the debate over to con.