Simulated- North Korean "Presidental" Debate.

My Opponent Insults our Eternal president. Kim Il sung would have done Everything Perfect, we would never need a replacement! Comrades! Would you question our devolpment Done by our Eternal President?No, I do not insult him. Oil is a discovery of the Imperialist West and past supreme leaders recognized this. This is why we have been trying for generations to substitute Oil with something else. Our past three supreme leaders have worked on it, finally culminating with our most recent dear supreme leader Kim Jong un. Unfortunately, I cannot reveal this secret oil substitute as we cannot let the Imperialist West find out about this discovery for obvious reasons that you, dear voters, would understand. No need for American Pigs Wind energy cr*p....america's rotten solar energy?So Pro implies that True Korea needed three generations of hard work to discover the backwards technology of Solar and wind power? He really must be the Fake supreme Leader.Putin is our comarade, Andputs us in first priority. So, We are not enemies.My opponent still lives in 1965, Russia and other ex-Soviet nations are now CAPITALIST. What a humiliation it would be to our Juche forefathers if we let ourselves associate ourselves with them. Even capitalist propaganda paints Capitalist russia in a bad light:" Since the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991-1992, and the end of the centrally controlled "command economy," a new class of wealthy private capitalists with close government connections has emerged in Russia." [1]"The great majority still struggles to survive, sometimes below the subsistence level. Industrial and agricultural production have fallen 50 percent in recent years, and millions are not paid their paltry salaries on time. Because most people lack hard currency to buy anything but essentials..." [1]This country displays ALL of the evils of capitalism! It has businessmen who flourish by corrupting the government (corporatism) and it has peopel living in poverty! All so that rich people can get billions of dollars! Associating them with us will surely render some True Koreans in an impoverished situation, which has never happened and I will ensure it never will happen. However, voting for Fake Supreme Leader may threaten our poverty-free state.After all, Didnt Kim Il Sung ally with The Russian SSR? He did, before Russia has been corupted by the Imperialist Western Capitalist nations. And since Russians are not as racially superior as Koreans, their corruption cannot be undone, while the corruption of False Korea can be undone.We are giving russia assurance that they won't be a Captilaist Colony, Not giving them land.Russia is already a breeding ground for Capitalism, I am afraid.We are not giving away soil. All bases all under OUR control.Pro did suggest giving away a warm water port to Russia for them to use as a naval base and therefore giving away some soil. The same way Russia had a port in Crimea, and look how that turned out. Our best option is to let the Russian Captialists kill off the American capitalists and vice versa before doing anything.My opponent Gets the Grammar wring!"Taiwan" Is a Insurgent group, The real name is False China, Or Chineese Taipei!Uhhh..I did use the name False China though.....Please re-read my argument. I said False China is Taiwan to refer to the insurgent group that operates on an island of the same name. Our Leader Kim Il sung could have EASILY reunified the people. Kim Jong Il was persuasive and our millitary Could have EASILY reunified the people as well. Kim Jong Un could have EASILY renuified the koreas.Of course we could easily reunify the people, but the time was not right and Eternal President Kim Il Sung was wise enough to see this. The next two Supreme Leaders were also wise enough to know this, however, were they in office right now, they would know that now is the time to reunify and re-educate False Koreans. That is because we now have a military not reliant on oil (despite my Opponent's allegations). I am afraid my opponent oversimplifies things and does not understand the intricate political situation of True Korea, past and present.They did NOT invest. The Last time The Comrades at the Soviet Union invested was In The Bastard Gorbachov Era!Blatantly going against gov. involvement in the economy and blatantly going against Juche Communism won't win you votes, that is all, I know the voters are wise enough to see this so I am not going to repeat the rebuttals made in previous rounds.Why should I spell Our leader's name correctly in English?To you know, not insult him? By making a fake name for the true eternal president you have just proven yourself to be the Fake supreme Leader and therefore voters must not vote Pro to protect our nation, our sovereingty and to spread Juche Communism (this is perfectly logical)Conclusion:Pro still has not shown a plan to bring us to the ultra prosperous age and a plan to spread the True Juche ideology. I have a comprehensive plan for both by reunifying with False Korea (2 birds with one stone!!) and re-education. Pro instead, decides to insult past Glorious leaders several times, insults our great nation and the Juche ideology and proposes we threaten our own sovereignty by collaborating with Capitalists!I urge all True Koreans not to vote for Fake Supreme Leader Greatkitteh and vote for New Dear Supreme Leader TheUnkown. Sources:[1]http://www.ihr.org...;