Rap Battle

Off the top of your head, you should have just opted to pass Both your head and your brain are small, need a magnifying glass I rap with class and then when you die, ill stick you in the grass When my gf saw you, her only thought was that your stomach had some mass Funny you said disgrace because thats what your parents thought when you were born Praying and wishing they had an abortion, instead they got their entire life to mourn Mom wishing she had a coat hanger so she could stop her never ending scorn The pain of having you in their life feels worse than 1,000 needle sharp thorns I'm fat but I have pics of me with almost zero body fat Niga your so damn ugly, your forced to wear a mask 15 year old with acne that talks like he is tough and has a task I'm going to cook you so bad, walter white will want my flask My gf has been with me and me only and there's reason for that My dik is as big as my ego and you can call that being stacked Ask any girl ive been with in the past and they will confirm that as a fact It's so freaking thick that it probably resembles your body fat Talking about having sex and your dik being in high demand, you need to come up with another plan Your balls haven't even dropped , and when you watch porn you cum on command because you can't withstand The only girls you see are on a screen, and youve became real close with your hand and a rubber band Just like your personalty, your diks always going to be dry so when you try to cum all you see is sand I'd like to see your try and break my limbs, my reach is as long as your age Your talking to someone that got bored and use to fight in a cage Just like my elo, my power level is over 9000 it's something you can't gauge If you even stepped up to me , id object you to my rage You little twit prick, short looking dumb azz, acne faced scrawny little btch I'll beat you like the dad that you wished you had and leave you in a ditch You want to battle with a God , I'd urge you to reconsider By the end of this round I'll leave you feeling bitter If you walked up to me in real life, i'd rip out your spinal cord just because I'm bored and then kill you with it as a reward Pull it out and stab you then pretend it's my sword while i'm having flashing backs of my past life as a 18th century lord Giving you memories of your mom beating you as a baby and dropping you on the floor and hitting you with a board You should have been a cum stain on your moms skirt, but she's not uncharted territory because she's been explored Literally whoever you marry is going to have a solid case of depression just take that as a future confession That's not even a question she's going to have an obsession with death after just one sex session Your going to get clingy and treat her like a possession until she decides to go back to her ex as a repossession You understand this story?, It's a metaphor for you life because no one loves you so embrace your aggression You worthless piece of trailer trash, your mom would have sucked the sperm out of your dad just for some quick cash That may seem brash but the slut will smash anything she sees just for self esteem and because she wants a rash So when a guy dashes in and starts to smash her and passes her to his buddy ina flash , her confidence will burn to an ash After you read this and you decide to kill yourself , make sure the blood will splash and then take a picture so I can laugh