DDO Member Themed Rap Battle R2: Airmax vs Geo

A short intro: This is a rap battle, and we're pretending to be other members. Vote for the better rapper. Sorry that I'm quite late with posting, been very busy lately. Recorded this in a hurry late at night so I had to rap quietly to avoid waking people sleeping nearby. Managed to get it all flowing nicely on the first go though, and I think this is the most actual-rap-like backing track I've made yet. http://www.youtube.com... Lyrics: [intro: Hail to the Chief] Here I am, airmax, to hit the ignition But dontcha worry folks, this aint no competition Geo is wishin, Like his mind's going fishin That he passed the audition to be a rap musician I can't believe the proposition he would battle with me If I may prophesy, check out what I foresee My rap's like vitamin C, for their vitality Every rapper in the world be downloading this MP3 They even won't need to hear you to know that your beat They'll putting hashtag airmax upon all of their tweets They'll put me on repeat, I'll make their life complete I'm the rapping elite, and you just can't compete And if you dare to vote con, I'll just ban you away Never done that before, but I'm starting today All Geo's votes must be votebombs since my rhymes are parfait Okay, I'm just kidding, like to play with my prey Three times I am liked, if ya check my profile Got one three nine three friends, I'm pink and smile Sometimes trial the vile, though it ain't really my style And although we do compare I'm not like Jeremy Kyle Cause the president on the org of debate Doesn't mean to berate, just setting the record straight Don't want to turn around like a figure of eight I'm just clueing you in, if you need an update And here's some more info, as a matter of fact If you think I'm just docile then behold my attack No I won't hold back, nothing I will redact People need to hear the truth to the tune of this track The only rapper you can beat is RationalMadman I wouldn't call that a feat 'cause pretty much any one can You got only one vote, yeah you got only one fan Yeah I got this one in the bag before we even began My rap will make you sound just like you got a speech disorder You know who wishes they could write this? The New World Order. Yeah, I am sharper than a lawyer, I'm a lyrical destroyer Connoisseurs would concur, that it's me they prefer Cause your first round is up, yeah, we got no time to stall And your lyrics are more dated than even Ron Paul My rhymes always enthrall, yeah they appeal to all Better stand proud and tall in this lyrical brawl In the Las Vegas Casino you may be my best amigo But out here in the field you just got too high an ego Like an eagle I am regal, yeah you'd better sound da beagle Cause your raps don't make you money, bet you're playing it illegal Not that you care, don't play fair, anywhere If you had your way there would be no laws there, I'm the max to the air, lyrical billionaire, I'm your tax and your curse, thought you'd better beware If you think you can fight back, then I say give me some You got your tinfoil hat, I got the bass and the drum And if you think that at the end you won't be crying to your mom Then OMG. Wow. You must be really dumb. It's no wonder Ima said that your IQ is three You're over thirty times dumber than your average chimpanzee Amazingly your win ratio is even worse than for me Behold its accuracy, my IQ is one two two seven Hundred eleven off of hipster leet Not that I need to tell ya of my cred in the street When people see ya on their screens they hit control alt delete And run away if of foot they are fleet So you wanna beat me, I be wondering why? Do you wanna get featured on dumb ways to die? You got a heart attack being dominated by my incredible freestyles, yeah turn up that hi-fi Even ye can't stop this flow, cause this flow it don't stop President of DDO, and the king of hip-hop, yeah I can't wait to hear ya when the time comes to swap Because that will make it obvious who's really on top. I be hearing you be tuning in to Alex Jones When I battle with he, it's always me that pones He ain't even well-known, like Sierra Leone Makes things easier for me since you are pretty much his clone You may have the advantage of not starting out twice But my advice would be that that will not suffice, Whether long and wordy, or short and concise It'll just take two rounds, if I can be precise Voters know I'm better in the sun and the snow They'll be talking about me on every talk show But if they listen to you, yeah, the less they'll know They should probably rename the "for dummies" series "for Geo" Let me teach ya a thing or two about a contest The goal here is to see who can be best I don't know how they do things out in the Midwest But yeah back here in Wisconsin we don't have time for the rest You be a rouge MC, with your party of tea, I see you rally that cause patriotically But that's all you can do, and I do guarantee It's me who will emerge victoriously I know I said that before, but I'll say it again I just feel I need to cater to your limited brain Yeah, I can explain, I'm just being humane, yeah When you're the personification of the mark of Cain Yeah so what I'm a Jew, why's there so much ado What if Buddhism is just a conspiracy too? Why you be browsing red ice? You got nothing better to do? Is the sound of your own voice so lame to listen to? Or is it just that the government is your occupation Even though you dislike the state of that in our nation In a state of aggravation from your very own vocation Come to hate the adulation just to get your compensation So here I am now, help you beat back your fears You haven't done a debate, yeah, in even two years Since I came on this site, and you heard from your peers I be bringing awesome back to the sound of their cheers Here comes the applause, this is the wrap of the rap I'll hand over the mic - but just let me recap Just one final truth for your thinking cap That you don't stand a chance, and you can't close this gap!