Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

* Both Trump and god communicate in text, the worst form of communication possible. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TALKING TO---all of---MAN AND SAYING drum roll please""" HELLO? * Both Trump and god are tweedle dee and tweedle duh * Both Trump and god do not know how to pig farm along with their Daffy Duck"s in their barns, poolhalls and staterooms properly. * Both Trump and god do not know how to burn their garlic onion beer belly button lint properly. * Both Trump and god police their doll houses - especially that of Ken and Barbie when they are holding hands to make sure that no lewd sexual acts take place. * Both Trump and god"s rooster crow is their wheezing from their BARKING * Both Trump and god whore themselves out to themselves * Both Trump and god do not believe that worldwide peace and harmony can be achieved. * Both Trump and god carry around with them battery powered easy bake oven so they can bake and fry water * Both Trump and god wet their beds during their debates * Both Trump and god use rainbows so they can jump rope over crashed banks. * Both Trump and god believe in Santa Claws especially to ride Dolf the the Red Runny Nose Rain-Dear so they can honk his horn. * Both Trump and god are gumballs. They blow bubbles from their gaseous their pants. Greetings! I do hope that this finds you well and that you are in the verst best of spirits!!! Tee hee with a little bit of "I"m finally glad that you are getting it hour" am glad you read the "rules". That one came from my lifelong friend who in which he came up with a few of them while we were talking over the phone. He comes down here occasionally and we may get to see Walk off the Earth again in Nov. But I"m really glad, super glad that you can laugh at a few of them. Yes most are insults. But there are some that are truthful And there are some that have a lot of deeper meaning. And there"s most that you cannot take literally, so please don"t!!!!!!!! * Plant dirt. "How do you plant dirt? And why did this make me laugh so much? Maybe it's just the impossibility? I don't know." I"m so glad you LAUGHED!!!!! I used this concept from my 2nd worst film of all time, Waterworld, where the most precious thing was dirt. * Finding alien life I don't think Trump and/or God is AGAINST finding alien life. I don't actually remember him addressing the possibility at all. But maybe he did at some point. "*Both Trump and god are against finding alien life elsewhere on planet earth" Trump hasn"t even looked beneath his foot odor to find anything - here on earth. I actually didn't notice you categorized it as science! Lol. I think others will get a kick out of that - if they look!!! * Do not believe in God. I'm still a little bit confused, but I think I can understand where you're coming from with the explanation. god doesn"t believe in himself. He had to get rid of his creatio after all in the great fluud in which never happened. This god character had to hire henchmen to do his dirty work for him - commit atrocities and genocides whe he could have done it himself - if god is a god. Genesis 6:6 "The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled." Ab-so-lu-te-ly this god guy doesn"t believe in himself! **** * Love war. I had to do a project on the Cambodian Genocide in my freshman year... they're sickening. Oh no! I am so familiar with what went on with nearly all of it. Nixon, Pol Pot, yes, sickening. Here"s a song from the most varied band of all time, SPK. The first time I heard it, it brought tears to my eyes as I knew NOTHING. - Kambuja * Babbling mouths As I have been taught (but do not quite fully believe), everything in the Bible is there for a reason. But yes, many, many things are repeated in the Bible. By the way, spoiler alert: Jesus dies And if you think about it ALL of the bible is based on god"s superior ego god complex. Which means that all of the bible is true to believe in, or none of the bible is true to believe in. * Hiding something to achieve what they want. That's a very good verse example...can't really refute it well. * Poorest of the poor. Well, Jesus is a part of God (the Trinity). You may be thinking of God the Father, which is kind of like the head guy. But if they're all part of the same, then they all think and believe the same. Nope they are 2 separate entities. John 14:28 "Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I." Luke 23:34 "34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots." John 16:28 "I came forth from the Father, and am come into the world: again, I leave the world, and go to the Father." John 6:38 "For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me." John 14:31 "But that the world may know that I love the Father; and as the Father gave me commandment, even so I do. Arise, let us go hence." John 6:44 "No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day." John 8:49-50 " Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me. 50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth." John 15:10 "If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love." Matthew 26:39 " And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt." Hebrews 1:5 For unto which of the angels said he at any time, Thou art my Son, this day have I begotten thee? And again, I will be to him a Father, and he shall be to me a Son? Mark 1:11 "And there came a voice from heaven, saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." John 1:14 "And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth." Mark 14:61 "But he held his peace, and answered nothing. Again the high priest asked him, and said unto him, Art thou the Christ, the Son of the Blessed?" 1 John 4:10 "Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins." John 14:13 "And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son." * Rich stay rich. Oh gosh, the book of Job...God makes a bet with Satan that no matter what happens Job will continue to believe in him. Truly horrible, right? Look at Job 1:13-22 It's terrible. Of course there"s lot"s and lot"s of falling on the sword. The very harmonious god loves that. * Fake within their own personalities. I don't know how Trump believing that he himself is a "god" of some sort means he's fake within his own personality Everything about this guy is so deceitful. Before that tramp was NOT elected, He was using the term "bomb the s--t out of them", he was an absolute womanizer, and probably still is, he only had 2% of the black vote etc. * "I'm wrong" I actually wasn't fully disagreeing with you there. I was mostly just saying what the Bible supposedly says. For a better explanation see **** * No nightmares/fluffy pillows Rest is actually, by the dictionary definition, to cease work or movement in order to relax, refresh oneself, or recover strength. But that can include sleep, though in the Bible I doubt that was the case. Very possibly true! * Don't know suffering and pain. True, that he may not understand it. Of course, the Bible will be like "he understands and knows everything so you're wrong", but you know what I mean. I don't think he enjoys it and loves it. I think it's just that he does it. If the printed god of the bible didn"t knowingly love suffering and pain, he wouldn"t knowingly create it. * Children. Well, he has two daughters, and I don't remember which one but one of them seems actually kind of nice. Could be true. But that doesn"t happen because he raised them. * Cabbage batbrains. Though I recognized that part of this was satire, I was thinking that this was a figure of speech. But, as you said, this is satire; we can insult! Imagine if your brain was a cabbage - a perfect rendering of the average human adult brain size. Then you have the bat" I dunno it something that cozely slipped into my noggin one day and has a nice ring to it I think???? * Hate politics True, it doesn't mean he likes it, but why would he gain a position of president if he hated politics? I've actually never had a job, so I guess I'm not really one to speak. Trump is in ---everything---, including politics, the presidency TO WIN and nothing more. Notice if he does not WIN at something he literally breaks down and gets extremely angry in his own little way. * Terrorists. What I meant was that Trump likely doesn't think what he's doing is terrorism as he wants to abolish it. He probably thinks what he is doing is best, but doesn't recognize that the ends don't justify the means. Oh absolutely Trump thinks "he" is doing "his" best. After all 70 days into it he publically said something totally ignorant like "this job is much harder than I thought." What a pathetic little maggot. As far as you coming up with insults, its perfectly OK of you don"t. A lot of the stuff just comes into my brain whenever. And of course there"s many dry spells when I get complete writer's block. But really? You come up with your insults when you get angry? Try when you are relaxing. And do some word association. Well the first time I was taught this was someone came up with the word "oranges" and naturally me in being myself I came up with the word "rot". (more in comments section)