James Bond is most likely a Time Lord

http://www.youtube.com...I entirely agree that the code name argument is not a strong thesis, whether it is weaker than the time lord thesis is questionable, but shall not be explored in much depth here. I am upset that my opponent wasted half his round. I feel this was an issue that I could have prevented via more effective communication. I intend to provide the flaws in the time lord thesis (TLT), thus fulfilling my burden of proof. I will also provide several more likely hypotheses in brief.Note BeneRiver Song is not a gallifreyan let alone a time lord , but a human in possession of time lord traits (http://tardis.wikia.com...) and any proof that Bond is a "time lord" would not fulfill SP's burden of proof. My opponent did not make this claim, and I'm sure is far too knowledgeable on the subject to make such a folly, but I thought it worth pointing out for the unitiatedUnlikeliness of being another accessible time lordTo be blunt, Britain between the 50's and the modern era is sort of the Doctors hangout zone. The fact that the Master, who is batsh1t insane is the only other accessible Time Lord, has been making the Doctor lonely for what feels like four seasons plus now. Its practically the nu-who's whole companion motivator. So if there was an accessible Time Lord just chilling in the Doctor's favourite space on galactic foursquare, it would seem highly improbable he hadn't shuffled up and said hi before having an exciting and excellent adventure.Furthermore, the Doctor used a De-mat gun at "the moment"; this wiped out all traces of the time lords at every point in time ending the time war, but destroying all time lords.http://tardis.wikia.com...In addition to this, the existence of the Doctor is well known amongst British Military intelligence, through such divisions like Torchwood. Bond being aware of his own condition and its similarities to the Doctor's would surely seek him out if he were a timelord.Physiological issuesTime lords have two hearts. James Bond has undergone a huge number of physicals (off the top of my head Skyfall or the hospital scene in The World is Not Enough). Any mildly competent physician would notice this, yet they don't.Time Lords age much, much slower than humans. When artificially aged 500 years, the Fourth Doctor looked like an elderly human (The Leisure Hive http://tardis.wikia.com...) and the 11th doctor looked the same for 200 years. This is in sharp contrast to Craig's Bond who is constantly reminded of how old he is getting in Skyfall, despite only being chronologically about a decade from Casino Royale (2006)Low body temperature is another Gallefreyan physiological feature. Their average body temperature is a cool 16 degrees. Any remotely competent physician, or hell, woman he slept with would notice this.Gallifreyans also possess a photographic memory. I haven't found an egregious example of Bond forgetting something so feel free to ignore this one for now, but it also is a skill never demonstrated, despite it being something which would obviously be very useful to Bond.Gallefreyans have different blood. It is darker, orangey and lacks antibodies. These too would be very obvious to a physician.Gallefreyans reject subcutaneous implants. I have no example for this one due to time constraints, but I have a distinct memory of a Bond film where a tracker is placed under Bond's skin so if I can find the example this may come up next round. Similarly aspirin kills Gallifreyans. I have a vague recollection of Bond taking aspirin, but until I can recall the film feel free to ignore this.http://tardis.wikia.com...ContinuityI must confess this round I have been rather lazy on this section, and only found a few examples of continuity errors out of many which would not be solved by having Bond be a Time Lord;+ Lazenby refers to the other bond "this never happened to the other fellow" in For Her majesty's secret service)+ Bond meets M (Judi Dench) for the first time, whilst being set chronologically ahead of the others, and earns his 00 status in Casino Royale (2006), whilst also having it many years prior. (At this point it is worth noting that the TARDIS is the last type 40 in the universe)+ Miss Moneypenny and Felix Leiter would also need to time lords for this theory to make sense, given their vast changes in appearance and behaviour throughout the yearsAlternative hypothesesJames Bond is a shape-shifter. This would give him longevity and allow the changing of his body, but also allow him to have human physiology and an incentive to avoid the Doctor. Furthemore, shapeshifters haven't undergone a near total genocide in either the Bond or Who canons.James Bond is a single man, but in several different dimensions. Slight changes have caused each reality to be slightly different (maybe a different sperm reached the egg so he looked a bit different, maybe another was conceived later) but have many overarching similarities such some marrying the same woman, or being part of MI6. It would explain differences in character, period and other issues solved with the time lord thesis, as well as keeping him human so eliminating the inherent issues with Bond being a time lord and explaining issues with the continuity far better than the time lord thesis.To conclude, the nature of the Who canon makes another accessible time lord impossible, and the nature of the time lord's is incompatible with Bond canon. James Bond existing accross several dimensions is vastly more probable than the TLT.