Resolved: Arrendale should conquer the world.

I would like to begin by saying that this is a troll debate and does not have specific logic that it falls. Now I would like to give you an address from her Majesty, Queen Elsa, herself. "There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases but only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen They're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay." (http://www.metrolyrics.com...) Contention 1: War, Nukes, and Putin My opponents starts out by stating that the US will go to war with Arrendale, but Con forgets to account into one thing. The big and evil Disney corporation. You see, Wlat Disney was involved in the CIA's MK-ULTRA which was a mind control expiriment by the CIA. Walt Disney succedded, but told the American public that they failed with terrible results to discourage any group from this. (http://theredladie.com...) With Queen Elsa being protrayed as the way she did in the Disney movie Frozen it made children and several young adults that war was a bad idea against the Kingdom, or should I say Queendom, of Arrendale. Politicians would head this warning or they would face a Youth Revolution like the one that occured in the Unwind series. This is were the youth began to take up arms against the federal government. (http://unwind.wikia.com...) So this shows that the US won't be able to fight Arrenadale thanks to the evil Disney. My opponnent brings up the Nukes, but fails to realize that they have no effect on the "Gore"y bomb which can ice the mushroom cloud and the radiation, so the United States can empty it's nuclear arrsenal, but it won't have any effect on the Arrendalian Military. This would still ironically cause a type of nuclear winter which will destroy humans and Elsa and her people will stay alive. Putin will easily give in to Arrendale. My opponent speaks of an all out war, but fails to see that Russia's total war involved their winter and that the Arrendale monsters are built around the winter. Thus showing that this is irrelivant. You can also see that Putin is very power greedy and when Elsa gives him an oppertunity to be a ViceRoy in Arrendale and have a chance to conquer the world and make the Province of Russia the greatest place in the world. It would surely satisfy his greed. Putin would have the ultimatum of fighting an obvious loosing war in Russia and be remember as a looser or be a powerful leader and a great Czar. He would pick option #2 just in case you were woundering. Contention 2: United Nations The nation of Arrendale would have a vote as they control Russia which is a veto vote. Arrendale would simply veto the veto made by the United States and the US wouldn't be able to block it due to the Disney mind control. Contention 3: Elsa's Ice Age The world will of cource be able to survive them as Elsa is permitting 500,000 people to live. Also my opponent fails to see how the "Gore"y bomb will freeze the world and this includes oil and with this freezing of the reserves it would be impossible for this Oil Revolution to occur and the food surplus would be exposed to Freezer Burn. (http://knowthelies.wordpress.com...) Contention 4: Bin Ladin and Revolt? Once again, with Disney brainwashing and the "Gore"y bomb plus the Cocentration camps the jihadists will be exterminated. Contention 5: Ebola However, my opponent fails to figure in the fact that the CDC is not prepared to prepare with the real conditions of Ebola let alone Ebola in this debate's envirnment. Experts have shown that the CDC can not handle a nation wide pandemic as cases are doubling every week. (http://www.naturalnews.com...) Contention 6: Fuel and Chuck Norris My opponent fails to account for one main thing when in the case of fuel. The troops move via storm and snow and when the initial storm occured in Arrendale it began to spread world wide. When the "Gore"y bomb goes off the entire world is covered in this storm making the troops movement from Bejing to DC in a matter of seconds. Elsa actually asked Chuck Norris to Arrendale and this was his response to her and her plans to conquer the world.