In general, Sonic Customers should not feel obligated to tip Sonic servers

Aloha to my opponent and those voters who will eventually vote for me. Although I typically maintain a cordial demeanor in my debates I would ask to be excused in advance for this one. On such a heated topic I can only justify my opponent's stance as the ravings of a class 7 lunatic. Today's debate evaporates into two major topics: hazards and entertainment. As my opponent has already devastatingly mischaracterized the work of a sonic server, I will immediately jump into the topics at hand. =====Hazards:=====My misnomered opponent suggests that skating with food in hand is not an impressive feat! This statement could be no further from the truth. In my first piece of evidence I clearly demonstrate the strenuous level of skill and precision involved in world class sonic skating [1]. Indeed, the video portrays sonic skaters pulling off food-in-hand triple axles, even Olympic figure skaters accomplish no such feat. Sonic skating is in fact so impressive as to warrant competitions in Las Vegas each year. Sonic skating continues to evolve, some skaters have incorporated exceedingly difficult break dance moves into their routines [2]. But with every impressive feat comes to risk of debilitating injury. In the next video I will demonstrate the extreme dangers of skating in general [3]. Literally every person shown in this video will, at some point, die. Anecdotal evidence suggests that some sonic skaters have suffered life threatening injuries from their respective routines [4]. The Economics of Happiness rate injury and illness as a potential $320,000 economic deficit [5]. However, sonic car-hops are compensated little above minimum wage; to alleviate the potential risks Sonic worker's rely on tips. Thus we arrive at the first reason why customers should feel obligated to tip. Sonic car-hops risk their lives every day to serve customers in a unique fashion. A single freak slip and suddenly the car-hop faces the prospect of living eternally off of a feeding tube. Beneath their limp form a smashed meal, that they will never be able to enjoy again, only adds insult to injury. Great justice demands that customers try to alleviate these risks through tipping. =====Entertainment:=====Until this point my opponent has conceived of sonic employees purely as they relate to the food industry. But don't sonic employees do something more than deliver food? And aren't their non-food industry activities which we feel obligated to tip? In the previous contention I demonstrated the world class skill involved in sonic skating. In this contention I will bring light to a separate class of activities which we feel obligated to tip: street performers [6-8]. It's of course no coincidence that all three street performing videos involve roller skating. This is because roller skating is a valid street performance which obligates compensation for entertainment. Moreover, I will argue that sonic roller skaters are much more deserving of tips than most other street performers. Take a look at these street performances: [9] or this: [10].Thus we have arrived at the second conclusion. The amount of skill and performance involved into the sonic car-hop routine doesn't exclusively qualify for them for a 'food-service' tip. In reality, they also qualify for a street performance tip. In this way sonic carhops are, generally speaking, twice as entitled to tips than any other group. =====Final Thoughts:=====My opponent suggests that the sonic routine adds nothing to the convenience of the experience. Physics begs to differ. While world class runners can move at roughly 25mph, a skater can actually exceed speeds of 50mph [11]. Scientifically speaking, the sonic experience has potential to be at least twice as convenient as the Kenyan carhop experience. Finally, the false master of logic asserts that the food is not enhanced via the sonic servers. I would beg to differ! Not only does the food arrive quicker (read: 'warmer = better' and 'Kenyans got nothing') but food treated with extra care really does taste better [12]. The study notes that intentions behind a meals serving actually effect how the meal tastes. Since the sonic carhop intends to offer an extra satisfying experience, their intentions create a better meal. With use of the millennium eye I deftly counter my opponents cards with three face down. Sources:1. http://tinyurl.com...2. http://tinyurl.com...3. http://tinyurl.com...4. http://tinyurl.com...5. Grant, Lyle K. "The economics of happiness: Building genuine wealth." (2010): 10.6. http://tinyurl.com...7. http://tinyurl.com...8. http://tinyurl.com...9. http://tinyurl.com...10. http://tinyurl.com...11. http://wiki.answers.com...12. http://www.dailymail.co.uk...