Atheists do not understand the Bible

As this is the second time I have debated a religious topic, I might make a few mistakes, too. As Pro has not stated the burden of proof, I assume that the BOP is on Pro. The resolution implies that all atheists do not understand the bible. While it is true that not all atheists have read the bible, I argue that this statement is false just like the statement "All creationists do not understand the word 'theory'. ", as both are broad groups of people and saying that they ALL have a specific thing in common is not always a fact unless the thing is how they are grouped on. "I will begin by elaborating my argument that atheists have tried so hard to denounce religion and made sarcastic or humorous statements that they begin believing them (crying wolf). " You have yet to prove that many atheists have said that quote, nor have given a link to where you got it from, but I'll argue it anyways. "(By the way, atheists are constantly doing things they accuse the church of doing, such as murder, libel, bigotry, not complying with scientific laws. They also believe that they are "scientifically correct", when the smallest bit of research hints toward Christianity. This further implies that atheists are delusional. )" a) Pro has not stated any research that points towards Christianity, even though he is supposed to do so as he has the BOP by default. b) A delusion is a fixed false belief, [1] and you have not proven that Atheists do not have scientific evidence, nor has given a reason why it is a fixed false belief. "Jesus was half-Jewish and half-divine. To call him Jewish would be like calling the son of a Mexican immigrant who married an anglo a Mexican, which is obviously inaccurate. Nor was he cosmic, as he was quite mundane during his life on earth. " In religious terms, divinity is the state of things that come from a supernatural power or deity, such as God, and are therefore regarded as sacred and holy. [2] Jesus was divine because he came from god, and divinity is not a ethnic group, while Jewish is. Therefore Jesus was Jewish, his divinity is entirely separate from his ethnic group. Therefore he is completely (not half) Jewish, but also divine at the same time. "He was not a zombie, either- he was revived to peak physical condition, capable of rational thought and emotion, did not crave flesh, etc. " Zombies are animated corpses resurrected by mystical means. [3] They do not always crave flesh. In fact, there are legends about Voodoo zombies in Haiti that are intelligent, but these are only legends. "Jesus was not his own father- God was. Just because the author/atheists doesn't understand the Trinity doesn't mean he/they should throw it out entirely. " Some Christians believe that Jesus was God. Also, Nontrinitarian Christians reject the notion of the Holy Trinity. [4] "Jesus does not "make" you live forever, either. He lets you into Heaven, the more desirable afterlife. " Heaven can also be counted as an extension to your life by some, as your soul is technically going to be there. "Jesus does not become your "master". A master implies slavery, and Christianity is far from that. " There are certain things in Christianity that does include slavery. For example,God can tell you to do anything. "If their god tells them to kill strangers, they are compelled to obey If their god tells them to kill their friends, they are compelled to obey If their god tells them to kill their family, they are compelled to obey If their god tells them to kill someone for drawing a harmless cartoon, they are compelled to obey If their god tells them to kill themselves in the process, they are compelled to obey" -Atheist. org [5] "The tree was not magical, and Satan did not assume the form of a snake. It was probably more lizard-like, or perhaps even it was a dinosaur. " No proof given by Pro to prove that it is the case. "So that concludes my rebuttal to this copypasta, and also concludes my proposition that atheists do not truly understand the Bible. I await an opponent now. " No wonder atheists are atheists. {They do not believe that there is a way to copy pasta. } In conclusion, the statement between { and } are "crying wolf". [1]. http://dictionary.reference.com... [2]. http://en.wikipedia.org... [3]. http://en.wikipedia.org... [4]. http://en.wikipedia.org... [5]. http://atheists.org...