Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

Greetings! This should be a fun little reunion. Now, hopefully, there won't be insults on either side like we did last time Lol. Unless no harm is meant, of course, as I do enjoy a snarky remark once in a while. Just because we're okay with each other now doesn't mean you get off free! :D I'll talk about the ones that I disagree with or simply don't understand. * Compulsive liars. Though President Trump is obviously a liar, could you give an example for me to work off of where God lies? * Do not believe in God. Why wouldn't God believe in himself? * Love war. I think it did mention somewhere in the Bible that God said something that sounded along those lines, but I forget where. Maybe it's just something like the Placebo Effect? * Babbling mouths. Well, the Bible is long. That's for sure... * Hiding something to achieve what they want. I don't know that God would hide anything, given that there's plenty of "evil" Bible verses. * Poorest of the poor. Jesus was shown to care a lot about poor people. * Rich stay rich. What about the book of Job? * Fake within their own personalities. Could you clarify, please? I don't really understand what you mean. * "I'm wrong". Well, according to the Bible, God is never wrong. If that's true, then he doesn't have to say "I'm wrong". Same case with "I don't know". * Act impulsively. God knows every outcome of every situation, supposedly, so when those are clear and the futures are known then the actions wouldn't really be considered as being impulsive. The same thing goes with the next point that you make. * No nightmares/fluffy pillows. Yeah...God doesn't need to sleep. Same goes for next point of yours. * Don't know what suffering and pain are. In the Bible, it says that God knows every feeling a person is capable of. * Children. Donald Trump's daughter isn't so bad in my opinion. * Cabbage batbrains. Kind of unclear as to what this is as well as how it factually applies. * Hate politics. Trump is part of politics. * Terrorists. Trump is supposedly anti-terrorism; he wants to destroy Isis. * Come out ahead. Well, with God apparently being omnipotent, he will come out ahead no matter what happens. * No idea what empathy is. Going by the same passage I had mentioned previously, God claims to know every human feeling and emotion. * Bipolar disorders. No need for the hyphen, actually (I used to spell it the same way too though). With God supposedly being perfect, he doesn't have any mental disorders. Though I will agree, in the Bible it DEFINITELY seems like he does based on the way he acts. * Whirly-bird heads. I laughed at this... * Black holes. Ah yes, as bright as a black hole...and twice as dense. Sorry there, Donald. * Same room. With so many supposed similarities, one would wonder why. * Devil's hat trick. I'll need some context in order to understand what you mean... * Fire exit. Ah yes, the TERRIFYING sounds of baby laughter...the horror. In all seriousness, I'm yet again unsure of what you mean. Are these figures of speech that I need to learn? * Green eggs... Yes, Trump has gotten quite rotten *...and glam Ah yes, GLAM!!! I'm sorry, but I have to point out one little thing: you broke your rule already, saying "god damned" in one of your bullet points. But I'll let it slide... ;) For clarification, I'm doing this to learn more. I've tried to use more neutral terms such as "supposedly" and "apparently", and will continue to do so as I consider myself an agnostic. I'm not debating this completely from what I believe, but more so on what the Bible says. I'm also doing this for fun because this seems like a slightly more light-hearted topic.