Ray will get laid before Ethan.

First, I'll go after his case, then defend mine. His case: "1) Ethan is afraid of hugging girls. As I have observed multiple times, while a girl attempts to give Ethan a hug, he timidly puts his arms around her, although not touching her with his hands but rather clasping them together, and looks awkwardly from side to side. If he is afraid to engage in a simple greeting of another girl, how can he expect to get laid? I, on the other hand, hug multiple girls every day at school. Making me sexier than him, as I stated in my first rebuttal, and knowing more girls well, which increases my chances of getting laid first. " To the contrary, this evidence helps me, it doesn't hurt me. First, these instances where I am "afraid of hugging" are instances of so called "rape hugs" where I am minding my own business and suddenly I am being hugged. This is simply proof that I am that sexy that I am being hugged unconsensually (not that I mind). Next he says "Ethan is short, while I am 5'9'. How is he going to get laid if the girls won't even have to get on her knees? " Height does not hurt me in this case. This evidence is from a google images search. DISCCLAIMER: I STRONGLY RECCOMEND AGAINST SEARCHING FOR THIS YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE DISTRURBED. I found "Results 1 - 20 of about 499,000 for short sexy men. (0.03 seconds) " And for tall sexy men I found "Results 1 - 20 of about 158,000 for tall sexy men. (0.11 seconds)" So, in conclusion there are more short sexy men than tall sexy men. This gives me an advantage over Ray, not a disadvantage. Then we get this from Ray, "3) Ethan has virtually no (visible) muscle or fat, while I have considerably large muscles, and am not skin and bones. If Ethan cannot even lift me (120 pounds), how does he hope to be more attractive than me? " My body composition is about 3% fat. that means 2.7 pounds of me is fat. According to the BBC World Service bones make up 20% of body mass, so I have 18 pounds of bone. According to enotes. com water is 61.8% of my weight, meaning I have about 54 pounds of water. As most teenagers have about 9 pounds of organs with a brain weighing 2% of the body mass, I am 4.2% muscle or about 3.8 pounds of muscle. If we give him the body composition of 8 percent fat (The average body mass of teenage males [MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia]) he has .7% muscle or .84 pounds. While these calculations are rough, and rewuired me to fill in Ray's body fat content it shows how Ray is not entirely truthful about his muscle size. Now Ray says, "4) Ethan is athletically challenged in most sports (except maybe soccer? ), while I am talented in many sports, including basketball, football, hockey, soccer. This makes me appear more attractive, and allows me to show off, increasing my chances of getting laid. " This is never proven, and if true it is irrelevant, as gym class is not coed, and, as I live out in the sticks, no girl will see me play. Even so, it isn't true, as Ray is full of himself when it comes to these sports esp. basketball (although I'll be the first to admit he's better than I am at basketball). He has never seen me play football or hockey, and he admits that I may not be a failure at soccer. Now, we get this: "Ethan uses large scientific words when unnecessary. As the biology teacher calls on him to answer a question he responds with such words as "flora" and "fauna" in place of "plants" and "animals". Many people in the classroom (including me, and all the attractive girls) now turn around and give him a combination of weird/dirty/awkward looks. As a result, this makes him look like he has little life outside of this subject, spends too much time studying, is a complete nerd, or any combination of the three. As most people should know, girls don't like it when you study all the time, or know too much about biology. This decreases his chances of getting laid by a great margin. " Onetime usage of flora and fauna (which are in fact commonly used words that most people know [Ray exaggerates when he claims that many people turned around, it was like 5]) does not disqualify me from getting laid. Then we see this: "Many girls proclaim their love for me (as in, the statements "I love you Ray(mond)", "I love Ray", etc. ) on a regular basis. This increases my chance of getting laid by them/laying them. Ethan, on the other hand, has no girls proclaim their love for him (that I know of). " To the contrary. I have never heard a girl say "I love you Ray! " When on the other hand, I often hear girls proclaim their love for me. (Source:. http://www.debate.org...) Finally, he cites the title of a television show, which has no actual bearing on his chances of being laid. Raymond does not apply to him, but to the one on the show. My case: 1. He claims that no prostitute will lay me no matter how much I pay. This is an unwarranted attack on my amazing looks, which I have proven exist. He also says he could walk into a bank and withdraw money with which to get laid with. this is obviously false, as he said he was broke. 2. He claims masturbation is not intercourse, but his definition of intercourse says "genital contact, esp. the insertion. .. " There is genital contact in masturbation, from the hand to the penis. The definition says it is usually vaginal sex, but it doesn't have to be. As my opponent's refutation of this point was based on a misinterpretation of a definition I win this point. 3. He says because I could die too it doesn't matter. This is actually false, because as long as you don't get laid I still win. I don't actually have to get laid as long as you don't either, and if we both die we won't get laid. I am showing that it is not definite that you get laid first, even if we give the argument that you are more layable (which is false as I have shown). 4. He claims that the reason he hesitated was because he had such a large pool to pick from. If this was true, he would not have hesitated as the odds that a suitable girl would come to him fast are much higher this way. This shows yet again that he is very picky. Oh, and for the record, when he did come up with a name, it was from an extremely layable female, showing that he has very high standards, as opposed to being able to come up with just a regular attractive female.