Wife vs Husband Round 1!! (Rebirth of an old Series) Black Friday Special!

Hello everyone I'm Doing a renewed version of the Wife vs Husband Series from 5 years got over 6k views, I'm the original creator. I Need your help to bring the series back! I'm using some scenarios from before because it can still go very different To keep it simple please review the links below to see the concept of the debate http://www.debate.org... http://www.debate.org... Concept This is a fun playful debate. The object is to present the best argument in this hypothetical scenario between husband and wife. I will choose a topic and scenario and anything goes from there, you simply win by the voters selecting who had the most funniest, thoughtful, creative, entertaining argument. You can lie and make up anything you want but make sure it applies with the laws of physics and nature, cant say "Well you should have did instant transmission and picked up the kid from school so we could have saved gas!" nothing over the top that defies logic. ALL CURSE WORDS ARE TO BE BLURRED OUT like such Sh*t or f*ck or b*tch or any other colorful words, but I wont squabble over mishaps or words I didn't think of or clarify Round 1 I will choose the topic State the name of your Character Round 2 though 4 counter arguments make up anything you want, add kids to the story, falsify stories about friends family, work, lie, manipulate and deceive. Anything Goes! Round 5 Closing Remarks and State whether or not if you are going to stay in the relationship or not and explain why you made that choice in the most entertaining way possible Scenario BLACK FRIDAY EXCESSIVE SPENDING After black Friday wife comes home with 10 bags of clothes Husband looks at the 10 bags of clothing and was getting ready to explode, but then at the last second decided to keep his composure until the HP limit of his smile wears off. Wife walked in with the bags dropped them all on the table with a glitter in her eyes and smile on her face until she turned towards her husband in the living room Wife: Why the hell you looking at me like that for? Husband: I....uh, just....I'm trying to piece this together Sooo I know black Friday is an exciting part of the year, but its not so exciting if we end up on the street right? sweet every year you do this,..you use my credit card without telling me and now I'm unable to calculate the other bills. Why didn't you just ask? Wife: Because you would have said no, I'm tired of sitting home watching netflix D -Rated movies instead going to the movies, I'm tired of eating chickpeas quinoa and salad and burnt A** chicken. Take me out to dinner for once, its be 6months! I for once want to buy something for myself. Husband: Ya know, I think my patience has run out, you have bought this FOR-ONCE type thing about 17times! every year! and sometimes every month! we was literally just about to get out of debt and you blew through it like a chainsaw cutting through cotton candy, now, I'm going to have to steal toilet paper from work because you don't have your priorities straight. Don't complain about not having a new purse when you cant even buy tissue to wipe your A** and your doctor told you to wipe top to bottom and not bottom to top that why you keep getting that nasty infection, you don't listen to your doctor and you don't listen to me and then wonder why you are scratching for days! Wife: No your doctor just makes up stuff and tell me half truths so he can get me to come back again and look at my vagina, and You never spend anything on me! I had to do it I am a woman I need to have things I'm not going to wearing the same clothes for 80 years that just ain't gonna happen. you dumb idiot Husband: Pfft...So we resorting to Ad Hominems now?! I'm let that slide. Listen here is what your not understanding, I would have got you want you wanted, we just need to wait for the right time, the money wasn't sitting there so you can buy underwear people cant see, or clothes that don't fit, it was for emergencies and get caught up on bills and----omg nevermind why am I even explaining such a simple concept to you. ::sighs:: Wife's rebuttal her Name is Destiny Yea, you better sigh, All you do is complain, maybe its time for me to find a man who knows how to take care of me and treat me right, tired of you being broke, work overtime and take care of me, what do you have to say for yourself???