Ultimate Team War: Super Thunderdome

Sorry, according to the rules, PRO chooses a location, then CON chooses a location. I did not choose a location because PRO had not. Regardless, I accept the starting locations. 1. Cloak teleports Bat-Gremlin to the center of the lake and drops him in (curses on figuring this out, but it was kind of obvious). Now, the Gremlins' movies inconsistently depicts the water-to-gremlin ratio. Gremlins 1 shows a single drop of water creating a new Mogawi, but a swimming pool only produces enough to fill a movie theater. I tried to get some measurements, but the task seems to be futile. For the purposes of this game, I think it will suffice that ratio should be 1:1 by volume. Given the description, we can treat the surface of the lake as a circle whose area is 10% that of the cross-section of the sphere we occupy, presumably at half level. The area of this cross-section is ~314,159,265 m^2. 10% of which is, obviously, ~31,415,927 m^2. I'll treat the lake as being an inverse cone (rather than an inverse hemisphere) with a depth (height) of 500 m. This gives a volume of 5,235,987,755 m^3 (1/3 * h * pi * r^2). Gremlines are roughly 1 m in height[1]. Based on visual estimates [2], a volume of 0.375 m^3 seems reasonable (1 m high, 3/4 m wide, 1/2 m thick). This allows us to produce 13,962,634,013 gremlins. Obviously, this process takes time. In Gremlins 1, the singular Spike jumps into a swimming pool. The main character, Billy, flees and runs to a police station, by which time the newly created Gremlins have already multiplied and began reaking havok on the town [3]. I'd say 100 gremlins per debate round should be reasonable. Since the alterations to the Bat Gremlin are genetic, all produced gremlines share those traits. At the end of this round, there will be 100 bat-gremlins. [1] http://gremlins.wikia.com...[2] http://images.wikia.com...[3] http://gremlins.wikia.com...(film) 2. After depositing the Bat Gremlin, Cloak flies of to intercept Ice-man, using the darkness generated by his cloak to induce fear and sap Iceman's strength. Since the teleportation can be considered to be near instantaneous, and presuming similar speeds between Cloak and Ice-man, they confront each other halfway between PRO's starting point and the lake, approximately 2.5 km from both. Irenicus, Kratos, and Luke arrive, invisible near my starting point. However, the match-ups cannot occur as designed as Cloak and Bat-gremlin would be teleporting to the lake at the same time. 3. Irenicus vs. Xykon - I will consider these players evenly matched and that they pair up. Xkyon flies under his own power through Overland flight [1] (I'm assuming you'll permit me a few prepared spells as within Xykon's abilities and behaviors that are reasonable for a battle such as this; That is, I won't simply say I have prepared the exact spells necessary to counter you). I keep myself 10 m over the ground and 50 m away from Irenicus at all times. I then cast meteor swarm at Irenicus [1]. This produces four 2-foot spheres (~2/3 m) aimed at Irenicus. They deal damage to whoever comes in contact with them and, upon reaching their target, each create an explosion 40-foot in radius (~13 m) [2]. [1] http://www.giantitp.com...[2] http://dnd-wiki.org... 4. Luke vs. Sylar - The telekinetic abilities displayed by Sylar in the are akin to those displayed by Force wielding users in the Star Wars universe: he can draw in or push away objects and people, he can fly. Sylar's signature move is to telekinetically saw off the top of people's heads.[1] Sylar, then, resists the telekinetic pull of Luke. He then liquifies Luke's light saber [2] [1] http://heroeswiki.com...[2] http://heroeswiki.com... 5. Until Ironman arives, this pits Kratos against the T-X. Until Kratos is within melee range, T-X fires at him with her plasma cannon [1]. Once in range, and if ensared by the whip, T-X switches to the flame thrower and attempts to use an EMP to either A) disrupt the abilities of the Whip or B) cause the eletrical flow of the whip to flow back on itself to its user. [1] http://terminator.wikia.com... 6. At the end of the round, 100 bat-gremlins emerge from the lake and pursue Iron Man.