Legalization of suicide

Con argues that our life isn't something we created and therefore we don't have the right to take it. I rebut that since technically our parents are the ones who gave us life, should they be allowed to murder us? No, the law shouldn't allow that, for the next thing you know, you fail at a math test and you are killed or wounded. Suicide should be legalized as it would reduce the population, save on cops' resources, increase efficiency, reduce resource consumption and reduce the influence of media. Population/Resource consumption/Efficiency Since when suicide will be legalized the population should reduce in nearly every country. The dramatic reduction of population would reduce resource consumption of resources such as food, water, oil, gasoline etc. It will also reduce pollution, as lesser people means lesser usage of cars, and cars cause pollution. Also, facilities that require electricity would be reduced as a dead man won't be in need of it. It will increase efficiency as there will be no more weak-willed people on this planet, and a more productive workforce. Cops' resources In the current system, after a suicide, a cop has to write a police report and actually try and investigate as to who caused this suicide. This wastes a lot of time of the cops. When suicide is legalized, there will be lesser paperwork and the police will be chasing after actual criminals rather than these dead ends. If the case was really serious, then the victim could have easily reported it to the cops. Media's influence It will reduce media's influence as right now whenever someone suicides, the media turns it into a big story and uses it to sell its papers. When suicide is legal, the development will blow-off in a month and be an old-story. Implementation I would like to implement this through development of suicide centers, for I don't want someone's dead body on the driveway on an early morning. The effect can be quite disconcerting on the neighbors, and I doubt anyone would have the nerve to move the dead body of someone they knew a few days ago. Suicide centers will have a psychiatirarist who will try to convince the client not to suicide. The client will be required to give an RFD like in debate.org's votes, and if it involves illegal harassment, only then the police shall be brought in, if the victim's account seems truthful enough and the victim wants to a file a complaint but is scared. If all the convincing fails, the client shall be asked to choose their method of death. Hanging would be the cost-free death for the client, and if the client wants some other method they would have to get the tools themselves with their own money. Also, property would be assigned to the owner that the client wishes to give it to, and a will shall be made. There will be a pamphlet for the army and police, and the client would be recommended to lay down his/her life for a cause, for they should have no fear as they have come to the door of death. If the client agrees, he shall be warned to be good at his duty and not shoot himself. Then the normal tests that every army/police/secret services candidate goes through shall be done, and if the client passes, he shall be enlisted. There shall be no exceptions and special treatment for the client though, except not very harsh treatment until the person seems to have normalized.