The Rent is too damn high

This will be fun. I'll provide several cases using different definitions, hoping to cover any possible resolutional interpretation. ________________________________________CASE ONE_________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________ -----Content----- o Definitions o Arguments o Sources ------------------- o Definitions Rent- a payment made periodically by a tenant to a landlord in return for the use of land, a building, an apartment, an office, or other property. [1] High- having a great or considerable extent or reach upward or vertically; lofty; tall [2] o Arguments 1. By these definitions, I assume my opponent means rooms are growing at 900FEET/week, 2,899FEET/month, etc. If he provides his sources to show me these magical growing buildings, he wins the round. o Sources [1] http://dictionary.reference.com... [2] http://dictionary.reference.com... ________________________________________CASE TWO________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________ o Definitions Rent- a payment made periodically by a tenant to a landlord in return for the use of land, a building, an apartment, an office, or other property. [1] High- expensive; costly; dear [2] o Arguments 1. My opponent doesn't give the specs on the rooms, studios, or 1/2-bedroom housing options. They may be mansions out on longbeach or 5000 sq. ft. apartments in Manhattan with 2200 sq. ft. bedrooms. There is no reason to believe that it's too expensive by these standards. 2. High is a subjective term; I'm a multi-google-ionaire (meaning I have an amount of money that is symbolized by a single digit greater than 1 followed by a quantity of one hundred zeros. To me, the rent isn't high at ALL. o Sources [1] http://dictionary.reference.com... [2] http://dictionary.reference.com... ________________________________________CASE THREE______________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________ Rent- a payment made periodically by a tenant to a landlord in return for the use of land, a building, an apartment, an office, or other property. [1] High- Under the influence of marijuana. Everything seems to slow down, and become better. Music seems much better, and you seem to understand it more. While high people may experience enhanced creativity and artistic skills. A high individual can still function, however he/she will not be crisp. Some people are able to drive as good as normal, because they are aware of the imparement, and are able to control themselves. A high can last from 40 minutes to several hours, depending on the quality, strain, and method of smoking(pipe, joint, blunt, bong, blades, lungs etc.) New users may experience a bad high, panic attacks, very red eyes, and coughing their heads off. [2] o Arguments 1. My opponent claims that the rent is too damn high. The rent is a thought that represents the price of an object ideologically. It's like saying the price of my shoes was on marijuana; it was SO high, it was on a boat. I hope price tags can't do that. If the rent can actually light up the kush and smoke blunts, and is actually "damn" high, as my opponent describes it, he can win the round. o Sources [1] http://dictionary.reference.com... [2] http://www.urbandictionary.com...