Larztheloser Should be "Knighted" With the Official Title "Beast Slayer"

My opponent is pretty funny. She's trying to troll the troll with a half-straw argument that isn't a straw man due to the fact that I never managed to limit this debate down to DDO. Excellent work trolling the troll. My opponent's argument works like this: P1. If larz is neither a citizen of another commonwealth country--not Britain, then he cannot be entitled "Beast Slayer" P2. Larz is part of New Zealand, thus only qualified for "Sir" C: Larz cannot be "Beat Slayer" Due to the limitations by law However, this argument does not work to DDO or real life. Since I am certain Airmax and larz have met in real life, surely they could role-play out a "knighting", thus, my rebuttal argument works like this: P1. If Airmax has more power over DDO than the Awarders of Knight Bachelors, they therefore cannot stop Airmax, and therefore Airmax can do whatever he wants, even if it violates the laws of Knight Bachelor. P2. Airmax has more power over DDO than the Awarders of Knight Bachelors C: Airmax can do whatever he wants and knight larztheloser while breaking the laws of Britain There is no "security police" on DDO, and certainly none from Britain. Thus, Britain holds no power over Airmax, and since it is moral for one to be awarded "Beast Slayer", and Airmax is an honorable man, he'd definitely award/knight the title "Beast Slayer" to Larztheloser. Thus your argument goes down the drain. Now, my opponent attempts to do a half-semantics argument that isn't really semantics (so I'll let it pass), which goes something like this: P1. If larztheloser hasn't violently killed a large/dangerous animal, he isn't worthy of the "Beast Slayer" title P2. Larz hasn't violently killed a large/dangerous animal C: He ain't worthy of "Beast Slayer" However, this is easily refuted. Since my opponent agrees that humans are animals, and she thinks that "larger than the size of a rabbit" is "large", and the average size of a human is MUCH larger than the size of an average rabbit... HUMAN: The average of all countries is over 150 CM high [1] BUNNY: At maximum, 45 CM high [2] Thus, if I prove larz to have "violently killed" these debaters I listed above, therefore he has slain beasts. You may wonder: how do I prove that these debaters are violently killed? Well, I asked the infamous Airmax himself. (pasted conversation here) hey >> Between You and Airmax1227 Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:25:52 AM Posted by: Profile Card9spaceking Yo, what happens to the people who get beaten in debates? Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:32:08 AM Posted by: Profile Cardairmax1227 Don't you know? The words get thrown at your face and you die a violent death. Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:35:00 AM Posted by: Profile Card9spaceking Um, but, wouldn't every unbeaten person be inactive permanently? Besides, I'm still alive after 40-something violent deaths, right? Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:37:11 AM Posted by: Profile Cardairmax1227 9spaceking, you regenerate automatically. The debates are magical. As you can see even Airmax the moderator knows that if you get beaten, you get killed violently. Luckily it's quick and you don't feel much pain, otherwise nobody would take their chances in debating. As for "Beast Slayer" not being an official title, well, I said before, as long as Airmax likes it, he can use it, against the laws of the world, as long as they aren't more powerful than him. However, I know, my opponent might rebut "but Airmax isn't enough!" Therefore I asked a bunch of important people to think of their opinion. do you think>> Between You, RoyLatham, Airmax1227, Ore_Ele, Larztheloser and SeventhProfessor Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:42:25 AM Posted by: Profile Card9spaceking hey, do you think Larztheloser should be "knighted" (honorably given) the official title "Beast Slayer"? Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:44:50 AM Posted by: Profile Cardlarztheloser Sure, I guess. Why not? Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:47:20AM Posted by: Profile Cardairmax1227 Easily manageable. It's just a simple code. I don't see how hard it could possibly be. Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:56:40AM Posted by: Profile CardseventhProfessor I one-hundred-percent support this idea. Go larz! Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:55:33AM Posted by: Profile Cardore_ele Hmmm...interesting idea. I'll try to think about it. Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 3:56:25 AM Posted by: Profile Card9spaceking What do you think RoyLatham? Wednesday, July 22, 2014 @ 4:07:46AM Posted by: Profile CardroyLatham I can clearly see that this is not subjective opinion, but rather an objective conclusion based upon logical reasoning. After examining larz's profile carefully, I agree that he should be knighted with the title "Beast Slayer". As seen, I have fulfilled my BoP and rebuilt my contention. No, I won't concede. Back to you, con. [1] http://en.wikipedia.org... [2] http://wiki.answers.com...