Idiot Democrat vs Idiot Republican political debate parody :D

1) Taxing the rich I 'lol' at my opponants claim that the rich are taxed at 200x the rate of normal people, rich people are taxed at HALF the rate of normal people because rich people can hire other people to find loopholes in tax code so that they dont have to pay taxes. The rich are like that, they exploit every possible loophole to keep their millions and millions of dollars while the rest of us pay taxes like normal people. Taxing the rich is the only way to fix the budget becasue the government cant agree on where spending should be cut while at the same time the rich are the only people who actually have money to give back to the government! you think that the Middle Class is just hoarding their money into secret swiss bank accounts like rich people do? No. They spend it on stuff they need and struggle to have enough left over to save for the future. The rich though have huge amounts of wealth just sitting in banks that isnt doing anything to help everyone else.... It simply makes sense to tax the rich more because the rich are the people contributing the least to the economy 2) Gun Control Its a good thing that terrorist organizations like the NRA would go out of business, theyre like creationists, too stupid to be left alive. Just because the founding fathers said something it doesnt make it true either. If a founding father like Bill Clinton said "I did not have sex with that lady" that doesnt make it true, you have to prove it. Guns kill people, and they also shoot people, people shouldnt be allowed to own a gun because if people didnt own guns then there would be no criminals to commit crimes, its simple. 3) Abortion Just because something is alive it doesnt mean we cant kill it because its human.... Chickens have heartbeats, eat, and crap as well, but not only do we make them have abortions, but we actually eat their unborn fetuses as part of a well balanced breakfast.... If you would eat a chicken fetus why is it suddenly immoral to treat a human fetus any differently? 4) Funding of schools The government doesnt want to make kids stupid, the REPUBLICANS want to make kids stupid, thats the simple truth. When you have stupid kids, government can launch wars against innocent countries for no reason and people would be too stupid to know that country didnt do anything wrong in the first place. The republicans have a history of declaring wars against countries that didnt do anything wrong, like North Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraqistan! Funding education will help people be smarter, and [revent evil people in COngress (GOP) from declaring unjust wars on people for their oil! 5) End the Wars If we declared wars we would later end up in sooner, that doesnt mean we would have still won sooner.... Especially with a Republican President... Every war ever declared by a Republican was lost while every war ever declared by a Democrat was won, you cant explain that. We have no right to be in Iran and Afghanistan for their oil, we should just buy it from them like normal people do. 6) Immigration First of all it wasnt the Indians who attacked us, we attacked them by giving them blankets that carried diseases like Small pox and bird flu. White people treated Indians like crap when we took their land, and yes Jackson put all the Indians in Kansas, but thats because Kansas is the one state where nothing useful ever happens! Name one thing Kansas has done that contributed to humanity that doesnt involve the words "the Wizard of Oz"... Jackson was just making sure that the Indians had land they could use to survive on whereasa a Republican wouldnt have given two sh*ts about them and just continued on shooting them with smallpox. (That includes my half of this 'stupidity' debate)