Contradictions in the Bible

Welcome to "Contradictions in the bible", both secular common sense and Christianity sources tell us there are many".in fact, there are almost countless number of contradictions between the many published and republished bibles, almost countless discrepancies in interpretations between liberal and conservative (fundamental) believers. So let"s list some of them that we will be discussed in greater detail as we go. Rabbits do not chew their cud".bible says they do. Spiders and insects do not have four legs" bible says insects and spiders do. The world is not flat".bible says it is. The world is not fixed" bible says it is. The world is not the center of the universe". bible says it is, or at least time period popular doctrine does, I think the Church finally conceded this just last year, remind me to check. : ) The world first day was not created on the second day"the bible says it did. The bible is not a book of love or tolerance despite claims that it is..."the bible says nothing says love like a corpse of a non-believer. Satan did not know the world was not flat".never went to school I guess. Jesus did not know the world was not flat so god did not know either".didn"t go to school. God doesn"t know the world isn"t flat"..must have burned his school down and ate it? Common sense tells us these beliefs are invalid, irrational and that this so called NON-contradictory bible knowledge is false. My opponent does not believe in many of these things, his god of the bible does however. The contradiction between the believer and his god exists if for no greater reason than that the bible insults the intelligence of the believer and non-believer alike. Contradictions in text" There are 38000 conflicting Christian denominations"nothing says contradictions like two Christians from separate neighborhoods/Church"s let alone the remaining 37999 denominations and their many bibles. Eight different conflicting modern bibles have been (re)written" Contradictions in Jesus, his divinity or lack thereof, contradictions in Satan"s name, God"s name, again I state that there is contradictions in every storyline that is portrayed in the bible, all of them. Creation contradictions"we will be visiting skeptics bible, thinking atheists .com, infidels .com have an abundance of listed contradictions that we will explore together starting next round".along with Story line contradictions. There source (?), the Christian bible! God sacrifices himself, his son, Gabriel, Jesus Christ"..which is it? God creates man to fail and dams him for acting out as man was designed"this is like damning a dark tunnel that you just dug for not having skylights. Freewill, bible states what is freewill".and then fails when describing what it calls freewill. Example, freewill is having countless choices and no restrictions"well except for this one or that one".and by the way, I created you to fail just for this purpose so you cannot win. Historical contradictions, cities that never where, multitudes that never were, laws that never were"and many more. Examples> Nazareth never existed". Bethlehem was a village during the time of mythical Jesus" Judaism was NOT a monotheistic religion originally" God was not God but rather god"s" The Satan was not Satan, but satan or hasatan". Thieves were not crucified so who was on the cross next to Jesus? Contradiction is the bible; one is hard pressed to find something in the bible that is NOT contradicted. The true irony is found when Christians create their own contradictions (apologetics) for the bible to protect their personal beliefs. One such example is when Jesus tells everyone to sell everything and then follow him"..the contradiction arises from abstracts like Jesus zombies from the grave. So many excuses why a Christian does not have to sell or give everything away"but none of them existing as a command (or counter command) to NOT to forfeit everything FIRST. Apologetics are contradictions that Christian creates to keep from obeying the parts of the bible they do not wish to acknowledge. Closing of round one I am merely going to point out that I am not here to prove anything that has already been proven repeatedly. I endeavor ONLY to cite and provide evidenced the bible is contradictory. The religious mind will most likely never accept this "as fact" and will endeavor only to cover their eyes as not to see, plug their ears so they don"t have to hear"and even lie to protect what they believe" and the latter is what I"ve come to know and understand as Christian apologetics. The facts that I will post to the contrary "may not appeal to the theistic psyche", but this is a formal debate (like my opponent pointed out), and the facts ARE all that matters here and egos be damned"his rules so let us ONLY pay homage to the facts. I now invite my opponent to demonstrate the universal unity, NON-contradictory facts and stories of the bible, and his religion.