Second Challenge to all free willers and determinsit: Is human language a living creature

GOOT EEFNINK. Are you Alfred Hitchcock? Wow, for the living embodiment of an all powerful deity, you certainly make quite a few typos. Or maybe it's just because what I'm seeing in English is being translated from THE WORD OF GOD... Also, sir, I'm glad you notice my political affiliations. Yes, I am a democrat. And I'm darn proud of it. Maybe you ARE God. You catch on real quick. However, at this moment, I'm not watching "The View," I'm actually watching a fun video where Obama drives around Washington D.C. in his big car, throwing candy at the sidewalk, and Michelle is in there too, and it kindles a rather nice feeling of nostalgia in me. Ah, yes. Those were the days. When our president wasn't an incestuous rapist. A few minutes ago, I was seeing a video where Hillary Clinton talked about women's rights. Not last year, but all the way back in 1998. So far ahead of her time. Too bad the Russians hacked the election. Ah, well, until 2020, I can nosh my popcorn in the old dark room, glued to my TV set, indulging in those wonderful fantasies. If my speech is making me into a slave, I must say, he's doing a pretty good job of it. There is one small thing, though. I'm opposed to slavery. If my speech is keeping me as a slave, then why does it make me opposed to slavery? Doesn't really make sense, does it? I mean, if my speech is controlling me as a slave, then it would tell me that slavery was a good thing, right? So I'd be more willing to obey its commands? Turns out, though, I'm not the least bit racist, so I guess old Speechy made a mistake in that regard. Since you anthropomorphized my speech and gave it sentience, I've decided to call him Speechy from now on. Anyway, let's get back to reality, and your latest nutty argument. My opponent is a nut who lives in an asylum with 20 cats. He writes scribbled out letters to the NRA every day and he calls his socks Bonnie and Clyde. At least, that's how I picture him, standing there, over the window, while lightning tears the sky, and he's kind of screaming at the stars, and then he goes back inside and pulls some comic books from under his ratty old mattress. I'm not saying it's completely accurate. Just a rough guess. I do not claim that computers are the arbiters of truth over human beings rather than God. I claim that both share about equal power. If God proved his existence, I'd become a nutty fanatic just like you. Just one little red moon, just one little face in the sky. All I need. One proof, and I'll speak from the Bible forever. Until then, I'm just waiting. A language is not a language unless a computer can translate it, or, at the very least, somebody can translate it. If I have a code, where every word is replaced by another word, it's a real language. If I have a code where I try and try to translate it and the only words that come out are "mango go bargo largo," then what I have is pure gobbledygook. I'm sorry, but if a language doesn't mean anything, it's not a real language. For a language to be real, it's got to be able to be translated. We can translate almost any existing language. So if your God language is a real language, a computer program or some nifty cryptographers should be able to fix it up in a jif. It just makes sense. Abortion is a good thing, because some people can't feed their children. then the kid dies of starvation. Really, you can't deny this stuff. Why do you try so hard? I do believe in Jesus. I don't think he should be treated with higher regard than anyone else, though. I don't like the idea of God being a punisher to atheists, at the very most, just ten years in purgatory or something. I try to believe in God. It's getting harder every day, though. Nuts like you really turn me off Christianity. The debate isn't about Jesus Christ. It's about whether human speech is a living creature or not. I didn't know you'd be a nut when I signed up for this ordeal. So don't blame me, OK? I just thought it would be about human speech being alive. man, you guys are really tricky. Just like those Jehovah's witnesses. Chomsky is a nice guy. Oh, also, please stop calling me "IT," wouldja? It sounds like I'm the creepy clown from that new movie. OK, from there, you go on a long rant about Chomsky and how he's a communist raving lunatic. Well, better to be a communist raving lunatic than a capitalist raving lunatic. But that's a story for another time. Chomsky sounds way smarter than you. From the way he's talking, I think he's talking about body language or something, but he uses such academic language that I can't really tell. I am making fun of the thought of flesh being alive. Absolutely true. See, that's because it's fake. you have to make fun at fake stuff. Like that Hillary Clinton email thing. It was used by those darn republicans to badmouth her, so Trump the big fat dump could steal the trophy. But that's a story for another day. Some more stuff from the bible. I'm not going to even go through it. I don't need that. Very inspiring, and all, but I need to see something better. How about an article or some kind of image about this weird speech thing? Sure, you posted the thing about the facebook robot, but that was indirectly related. I want something that talks about this evil speech thing, OK? Just like God, once you post it, I won't argue any more. Try that out and see how it goes. I hope you enjoy spending a day on that fool's errand. You're not a Christian, you're a nut. 96% of Christians probably disagree with you. Go ahead and become the next L. Ron Hubbard, see if I care. Also, I love druids. And the Romans. They had cool religions. Ooh, and those Vikings. Those guys were really cool. I remember those good old days, when there were lots of cool gods, not just one, and they all did cool stuff, like cutting threads and stuff. Ever read The Odyssey? Or Beowulf? Way cooler than the Bible, lemme tell ya. Keep in mind, judges, that link he gives isn't a real thing, just some Hindu religion page. Oh... OH GOD! SPEECHY IS COMING OUT IN A BIG RED CLOUSD AND HESS GOINGB TOL K,IKLL M EEEEE AND IK DON T KN OLW WHATG TO DOP I SHOLULD HAVE BEIVED IN THAT B IG GUY IN THE SHKY AND HIS HIP[PIKE SON NOEW IT IS TOO LATE SPEECHY IS COMIKNG OUT IN A BIG RED CLOLUS AND HES ENVELOPIKNG ME AND OHHHHHHH "ha ha ha ha ha ha..!" -END OF TRANSMISSION FROM THE ALIEN PLANET WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE HAVE VCR TAPES FOR HEADS-