Brian Eggleston's Breastguard™ electric bras would be a "stunning" success!

Ok, my opponent refuses to just take my word for it that demand for my electric bras exists and asks for proof. Well, to start off with, I would like to refer the voters to my opponent's anecdote in R1. Girls and women don't like to feel threatened by males. They may wear low-cut blouses that reveal their cleavages in order to make themselves look attractive, but they don't expect men to leer at their breasts, slobbering over them like a dog eying up a plate of hot sausages, it makes them feel uncomfortable. It may be that my opponent is typical of young men and would not have made a lunge for them, but his delightful female companion would have no way of knowing that, which is why she lashed out. That's not to say the she was frigid, of course. She might have been a right little goer, who knows? If my opponent had managed give keep his full attention on his conversation with her, resisting the temptation to gaze longingly at her bosom, they might have agreed to continue the conversation over a coffee. Later, he may have taken her back to his place, where my opponent, having won the trust and affection of the gorgeous bit of fluff in question, would no doubt have seduced her and subsequently had the opportunity to make a close and thorough inspection of the lactose-dispensing goodies he wanted so much to get his hands on. My advice, by the way, to blokes obsessed with women's knockers (and let's face it, few us aren't) is to make sure you have wide variety of different breasts in your visual diet. To achieve this you might become a regular at your neighbourhood lap-dancing club, or make frequent visits to the nearest naturist beach or spa. Otherwise you could get a part-time job as a porn-star, or if you are really cool, just pick up a load of different babes in pubs and clubs. This will slate your thirst for eyefuls of cleavage and enable you to have normal conversations with cracking birds without continually peering down their blouses. The point of this is, not the frequency of the crime in question, it is the fear of crime. That's why millions of pepper sprays and rape alarms are sold around the world every year. However, my revolutionary new electric bras have a huge advantage over all existing personal security devices as they are continually armed and deploy automatically. As further evidence of the viability of my product, please consider the following scenarios: Scenario A Sex Pest (looking at potential victim's breasts) – Phoarr! Hello darling, I bet you don't get many of them for a Pound, do you, eh? Cwarrrr… Pretty Young Girl (scared) – Do you mind? I've got a boyfriend and he'll be here in a minute. You'd better watch out. Sex Pest (undoing his trousers and exposing himself) – Never mind him, love, this won't take long. By the way, if you're hungry, how about this for a quarter-pounder with cheese? Heh, heh, heh! (He lunges at her) Pretty Young Girl (terrified, rummaging through her handbag) – Hang on a second, just wait, I've got some pepper spray in he somewhere, no that's perfume, oh it might be in the other pocket, just stop it for a minute while I empty it out on the pavement… (In the meantime a serious sexual assault ensues) Scenario B Sex Pest (looking at potential victim's breasts) – Phoarr! Hello darling, I bet you don't get many of them for a Pound, do you, eh? Cwarrrr… Pretty Young Girl (not scared) – Come on then, big boy, if you think your man enough. Sex Pest (undoing his trousers and exposing himself and lunging at her breasts) – Aaarh…what the…aarhh… Pretty Young Girl (walking calmly away) – Heh, heh, heh! Sucker! That'll teach you. Didn't you know that more and more women that want to protect themselves from perverted scum like you wear Brian Eggleston's Breastguard™ electric bras? I suggest you get your cheap thrills another way in future. You see the proof is this: 1 in 3 women have been sexually assaulted and there is a justifiable fear of becoming a victim in the reaming two thirds. http://www2.ucsc.edu... That is why the market for my product is extends to half the post-pubescent population of the world. Furthermore, I have demonstrated that my product is far more effective than the competition. As for those women concerned with accidentally electrocuting innocent members of the public in very crowded places, I forgot to mention there is an on/off switch! For these unassailable reasons, I contend that my fantastic new Breastguard™ electric bras could be a "stunning" success! Thank you!