Resolved: North Korea and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with already

"That's just a blatant...get it over with." Pro isn't even addressing the right attack. The reason that was being referred to was Pro's claim that because South Korea did nothing wrong, they should just have sex. As this refutation fails to address the claim, it should be disregarded. "Me and my right hand have... NEVER faced any kind of interpersonal relation problems." The hand is part of Pro's own body, and has no consciousness of its own, and therefore is not capable of having interpersonal relation problems. The Koreas, however, are separate entities with thoughts of their own, so this is a faulty comparison. Also, North Korea, like most women, wants a relationship, and if they just had sex, she would get frustrated with the arrangement, which would only lead to more drama (1). "We need to talk" That is not the sort of communication that was being referred to. Talking here was simply referring to the normal conversation that would happen on their dates, not the dreaded “talk.” "You think she's going to change… evidence suggests that is not the case. I would like to ask Pro what evidence he is referring to, as no evidence has been presented to show that North Korea would not change. "England f*cked the US... its normal for that to happen. The apathy of the other countries for this situation was not a result of it being normal, but of England being a cougar. When an older male f*cks a kid, it's creepy, but when a cougar f*cks a kid, people just say "Nice" and move on (2). Also, there was a huge age difference, and America had not yet learned how to say, "No, I'm not ready," or how to say many other words, as he was still only two. Also, Pro's refutation failed to address the low maturity levels of the Koreas. "They are ready to... open to the idea." North Korea is not open to the idea, as evidenced by her lack of willingness to screw South Korea. As stated before, if she wanted sex, she could have gotten it a long time ago. Pro claimed in a previous argument that North Korea is the assertive one, and that South Korea is not. If the sex were to happen, North Korea would have to be the instigator, and she is not ready. "Practice makes perfect... Or babies if you don't use protection." Due to their lack of sex education (See Round 2 “Inexperience”), they don't even know what protection is. On top of that, as evidenced by her mood swings last month (3) and the extended biological cycles that countries seem to have as compared to humans, she is in the perfect time in her menstrual cycle for baby-making (4). As they have no knowledge of protection and she is at the perfect time for baby-making, if they just had sex and got it over with, North Korea would get pregnant and a baby would be born, which Pro says would "come out all f*cked up," so they should not just get it over with. "HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET LAID" South isn't man enough to be assertive, North has him whipped, and she isn't ready, so the only way he will make her ready is through romance. "They are best... can't stop thinking of each other." Opinion, yes, but it was directly quoted from Pro's first argument. "Their close proximity... Opinion." Already addressed. If North Korea wanted sex, she could have gotten it" As she has the body, the assertive personality, and South Korea is whipped, it should still be considered true that she could have gotten sex a long time ago if she wanted it. In conclusion, North Korea and South Korea would be better off pursuing a romantic relationship than just having sex and getting it over with already. Please vote Con. Sources: 1. http://www.dailymail.co.uk... 2. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (South Park) 3. http://www.guardian.co.uk... 4. http://answers.yahoo.com...