It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

"I put it you, ladies and gentlemen, that my opponent and Felicity became lovers and when she was faced with divorce proceedings they conspired together to deprive Cuthbert of his fortune and use the money to set up a new life together."I have been found out by the ProYes its true, I am the one who had almost endless sex with Felicity while my older brother was away (do you know how manly it feels to bang you older brothers wife behind his back?) In fact even when Cuthbert was home, we would put chloroform in the roses he liked to smell just to drag him onto the bed so that me and Felicity could have hot sex on top of his unconscious body for hours and hours... (If you would like to buy that porn tape we made where we had sex on top of Cuthbert its called "ET, the Extra Testicle" and its available on Netflix for a reasonable price) So yes the Pro found me out...... and if it wasnt for you meddling kids and your dog I would have gotten away with it (yes a Scooby-Doo reference)BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE"....they conspired together to deprive Cuthbert of his fortune and use the money to set up a new life together." Yes that was the plan, however what actually happened is quite different. After we had that a**hole Cuthbert put away with a 150 year sentence, we had his entire estate and wealth to ourselves ready to retire at age 19 and live out the rest of our lives with money and sex and other things, but then something happened along the way.... Two years into our marriage, Felicity HAD A SEX CHANGE. She was so disgusted with her whore-mongering ways that she took 90% of our money and spent it all on extensive surgery to become a man. She renamed herself Izbo, joined a debate website called DDO, became a completely brainless idiot who knew nothing and constantly made fun of other people who were far smarter than he/she was..... But after he/she was banned forever from the site he/she went insane, so insane that she ended up harassing me with phone calls, email, etc. but when she threateed to tell the public about our plot to put away Cuthbert, I hired someone to "take care of" him/her. I hired a person from the website DDO who only goes by the name of "Brian Eggleston" to kill him/her. And he did a splendid job... he strangled Izbo and hung him/her in the closet wearing a batman uniform to make it look like death by hardcore masturbation...... There was only one problem, Izbo had for some reason had all of my credit cards on him/her, which the hitman (the Pro) then went on a spending spree buying himself shiner guns, weapons, getaway cars, henchmen etc. I meanwhile was now left with nothing, my identity literally stolen but unable to do anything about it since the hitman would expose me if I pointed him out for identity theft (that would be his third strike causing him to be put away for years)The Pro believes that it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all because he got $300 million over my older brother's love for Felicity.... So to summarize, It is NOT better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all because If my brother did not fall in love with Felicity, 1) Cuthbert's child pornography crime ring would never have been exposed2) Cuthbert never would have ended up in Prison getting buttf*cked by a hairy Russian named Igor every Friday in the prison showers,3) Cuthbert never would have contracted those 4 STD's he got from Felicity from banging so many random guys while they were married.4) Our entire family wouldnt have had to go through the ordeal of discovering all the illegal activity taking place within the family5) Felicity never would have had to go through the self revelation that she was a dirty whore6) Felicity never would have taken all my money to have a sex change operation7) I would never have lost my wealth to a hitman8) Felicity would never have ended up in a closet wearing only a batman costume having been strangled to death and covered up to look like hard core wanking9) Ditto for number 8 to my father10) Brian Eggleston would have been able to go on with his life without being exposed as a hitman and an identity thiefAND THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON FOR WHY IT IS NOT BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO NEVER HAVE LOVED AT ALL....11) Izbo10 never would have joined DDO and become a lifeless troll both on here and in real life......I would like to thank the Pro for playing along, providing great input into this debate and just as much humor as well. I would like to thank all the voters who sat through this and I hope you got a good laugh out of it, I would like to thank the administrators who decided to not take down this debate despite a total of 18 direct references to pornography. And I would like to thank the Pro again for playing along with hands down the best debate Ive ever been in and hopefully the best debate you've ever read.....Thank You All