Ultimate Team War - High Altitude

Thank you, larz, for your response. My strategy relies rather little on Harry Potter, actually; the key thing he provides is fire, which Charizard and Argorok can also provide. 1. Dark Magician conjures a Mystic Box My opponent claims that because in a card game, the Dark Magician requires a Spell Card to use Mystic Box, the Dark Magician cannot use the Mystic Box independently in "real life." He dismisses the Memory World example because it's a different world. The mentioning of the Ceremonial Battle was supposed to show that even in Egypt's canonical history outside of the Memory World, Mahad was the Dark Magician, and as Spell Cards were the creation of Pegasus, they were only required in the card game. Which scenario provides a more accurate representation of the Dark Magician's true abilities: the Pharoah's memories of Ancient Egypt, later established to be absolutely canon, or a card game based on the above? Again, this isn't a card game, so Mahad isn't limited by the card game's rules. 3. Count Dracula conjures a swarm of undead bats I may have admitted that Dracula can conjure undead bats (although even that claim is unsourced), but I have always questioned the range of this power, for it makes no sense to me that Dracula can conjure any bats beyond his immediate proximity. Princeton University isn't even revelant; I have qualified all of my statements regarding Dracula with limitations on position so that a general definition cannot apply. Dracula has never been sourced to be able to conjure anything a significant distance away from himself, let alone a swarm of undead bats; this entire contention is baseless conjecture, if even that. 4, Harry makes himself, Mewtwo, and Charizard invisible. My opponent claims that the undead bats would survive Fiendfyre, a cursed fire designed to destroy everything, with no real basis for this claim. I have pointed out that in Bram Stoker's novel "Dracula," the undead Count was extremely vulnerable to fire; it would follow that anything else undead in Stoker's canon would have the same weakness. As Count Dracula has this weakness, why wouldn't the bats? If Dracula wouldn't continue to fight as a skeleton, why would his bats? As for Zapdos' and Goku's attacks, Zapdos' attack won't hit until well after this step, and Goku is contending with Argarok, so they don't come into play just yet. 5. Mewtwo dodges Mewtwo has been using both a Barrier and dodging; he was shown capable of this in my movie clip. In the movie, Barrier raised Defense sharply, but it is notable that Mewtwo's Barrier was so powerful that it was able to negate most Pokémon's attacks completely; Zapdos would be no exception. My opponent then starts using video game statistics, which are irrelevant, as my chosen canon was the anime. I will entertain the argument anyway. Mewtwo's Speed is 130, not 90, and Zapdos' Speed is 100, not 125, so Mewtwo would actually outspeed Zapdos. Defense and Attack (and especially not Special Attack) do not decide attack speed; the Speed stat is the obvious choice. 7. Zapdos crashes This is simple physics. If Zapdos was accelerating towards the ground, then missed Mewtwo, even if it applied the same force for deceleration, it would crash into the ground; that is even if gravity wasn't constantly pulling it down. Add that Zapdos won't know when to decelerate, as it can't see Mewtwo or Charizard, and the ground is essentially its target. 8. Mewtwo destroys Optimus Prime Whether Optimus Prime has "relative power" or not is irrelevant. Mewtwo has blown up labs and gyms; unless Prime was put together using some wiring and welding reinforced beyond what the Team Rocket scientists thought was necessary to hold back Mewtwo (which was quite a bit of reinforcement), his overall strength won't help him. Being the most powerful Transformer doesn't help, as no matter how powerful a hunk of metal is, it is still a hunk of metal, and just as vulnerable to Mewtwo as a hunk of metal. Note that Mewtwo doesn't attack it with psychic blasts; he looks at it, and it rips apart as if it were paper. 10. Argarok and Goku fight While Argarok may lose in the long run, he will distract Goku more than long enough for Mewtwo to intervene in his favor. The rest of the numbered contentions have been addressed above. My opponent claims that if Kevin were a vampire, he'd defeat Charizard; this makes no sense, because Stoker's vampires have a fatal weakness to fire. As three of my team members use fire, converting his entire team to vampires would actually be suicidal. He claims that I added a rule last round, but it was he who added a previously non-existent pre-war "loading time" in which things can occur; Occam's razor suggests that such time doesn't exist, and such a time has never been used before in any Ultimate Team War debate. He also claims that Mewtwo will fall, even though I've provided video evidence to the contrary. I've also provided unrefuted evidence that Count Dracula cannot fly, which means that he will start falling at the start of the battle, hitting the ground in thirty seconds; travelling so fast, with such powerful G-forces acting upon him, he will not be able to concentrate hard enough to do anything, let alone conjure a huge swarm of bats in a precise location, a skill that is already heavily contested. In conclusion, everything will go as I have described with little, if any, deviation. Most of my characters could take on the entire of Team LARZ alone, given the proper set-up; having all of them just makes this a beatdown. My opponent's arguments rely on severe misinterpretation of what is and is not canonical, and what does and does not make logical sense; this fails in the face of compelling web and video evidence to the contrary. I would like to remind everybody of Rules 12 and 13, forbidding my opponent from creating new counter-arguments and combining the sources and arguments voting categories into one. Thank you, larz, for this Ultimate Team War debate, and thank you, readers, for taking the time to read it, and thank you, again, Maikuru, for monitoring this debate. May we fight again in the future.