Ultimate Team War - Ender's Game 2

1. Wes My opponent doesn't seem to realize the effect of the difference in level. A LV. 100 KO's a LV. 50 in one hit, easy. My opponent has had to edit his team member, Paper Mario, because his first thing wasn't specific enough. This means that he would qualify as having no items. 2. Teleport/Gravity We've never seen a Lv. 100 in the anime either. We've never seen Faint Attack as my opponent describes it. It is obvious that a Lv. 100 Alakazam could teleport the battle room. My opponent denies the existence of the sun. This is rediculous, as the sun does exist, and there is no reason to believe it doesn't. Technically, the Battle Room has its own minute traces of gravity, so the Battle Room can't exist. Now what? Clearly, the sun exists. Alakazam has an IQ of 5000. He would be able to use his psychic powers to find out where the sun is. My opponent then says that this would make Alakazam above street level. Then wouldn't Slaking become above street level if his ability Truant is removed? This argument means nothing. I have conceded Gravity doing nothing. 3. Deprivation/Block It takes a long time to search through the entire bag of TM's for a single Reflect TM. After it is finally found, after maybe thirty seconds, Lucas puts it on Shuckle's head and waits for it to work. And waits. And waits. You know why? SHUCKLE CAN'T LEARN REFLECT! Good job. My opponent then says that Paper Mario uses Slim. This would be permanent invinsibility, which my opponent has claimed to be above street level. Thus, it wouldn't work. Paper Mario would burn to a crisp once he is forced out of the Battle Room. Moltres is constantly healed by the fire. Alakazam can use protect. Reflect could be moved to force the fire back, giving Team Con room in the Battle Room. My opponent's point relies on breaking his own rules. 4. Snagging If MLB pitchers can throw at 100+ MPH, then how fast would Machamp be able to throw it at full power? Wes does have Snag Balls. I have already argued this point. Squips can't unleash rapid fire without chocolate, which he doesn't have. The Master Balls would work, and Team Pro would then easily be defeated (my opponent has never denied that he would lose without his Pokemon.) 5. Taunt That works. 6. Paper Mario's Items Earlier, you said that Paper Mario had a Life Shroom. Now you don't. Clearly, you contradicted yourself. This is against the rules. 7. Sleepy Sheep/Shooting Star If Mario flips, then uses an item, he will revert back to 2D. My opponent's point holds no weight. Everything does not pause. When Mr. L uses an item, things do not pause. They just pause if they don't try to move. While the item is over Paper Mario's head, it can be destroyed. Moltres burns it to a crisp. 8. Brain Crushing That only happens in the video game. You just don't get it. If Alakazam uses his Psychic powers to crush Lucas' brain, his brain is crushed. He dies. End of story. 9. Dynamic Punch As I have shown, Shooting Star goes AROUND the wall. Because the Battle Room's walls are 3D together, they block the Shooting Stars. My opponent claims that this is "part of the item." Then why doesn't time pause when Mr. L uses an item? Because it's not. When Aerodactyl is within range to Sky Attack, Machamp uses Dynamic Punch at the same time. There is no time for Paper Mario to sneak in his item. Aerodactyl is already dead. If Machamp is KO'd, he gets Max Revived. So Paper Mario has Machamp spinning in a Catch Card trap. Wes throws a Master Ball and captures Machamp. The Catch Card fails. Wes releases Machamp, after using a Max Potion. 10. Faint Attack Slaking needs time to get from one side of the room to the other. Every time he misses, he crashes into the invincible wall. During the time available, while Slaking is going the opposite direction, Alakazam crushes Lucas' brain. He dies. In conclusion: My opponent has no remaining arguments to the deprivation strategy, so it is an instant win. He also only argues that Alakazam can't teleport the entire Battle Room, which I have shown he could. Paper Mario needs oxygen, especially when his helmet is removed. Slim is not allowed. Wes can snag Team Pro. Squirps can't stop this. The Sleepy Sheep is burned to a crisp. Wes dodges these things on his hovering motorcycle. Paper Mario's items are not invincible, so they can be destroyed during the second that he holds them above his head. Lucas is DEAD. Alakazam is on the opposite side of the room from Slaking, and thus has time to use Psychic. Dragonite can also defeat Alakazam with Waterfall. Aerodactyl is decapitated. Paper Mario is burned to a crisp. Shuckle is destroyed by everything else. Team CON wins!