Rematch: Pikachu vs Jibanyan

I would quickly like to remind the voters that Strategery is still requesting assistance from characters not stated in the resolution. No, no, no. I'm not calling for any assistance or backup. Alls I'm saying is that in the event Jibanyan were to actually fight Pikachu, there is a good chance that Team Rocket would still crash the party. And when that happens, Ash and Pikachu would have the advantage because Nate and Jibanyan have never handled Team Rocket before and wouldn't know what to do. And even if we could outlaw Team Rocket with debate rules, we still have the unwritten rule from Pokemon lore that says Team Rocket always shows up. Whether the Paws of Fury is charged or not depends on if we're referring to the cartoon or not. In the cartoon, Jibanyan goes right to the punching. And charging a Soultimate only takes up to 10 seconds or so. 10 seconds!! Really? If light travels at 300,000,000 m/s then the electricity of Pikachu's electric attacks could travel across the Earth 75 times before Jibanyan is even ready. Whether the Paws of Fury is charged or not depends on if we're referring to the cartoon or not. Paws of Fury is still the weakest smash attack I've ever seen in my life, and this video from the show below proves it: ; ^Honestly, do you really expect Pikachu to die from tickles? And how do you even begin to explain Jibanyan's hurt paws at the end? And yes, Jibanyan isn't able to stop a charging car. But have you seen anything launch someone so high up you can't see them? Yes. Every single pokemon episode:; Has Pikachu ever been squished? Like into a paper thin form? Worse. In his battle with Onix he was squeezed by a 30 ft rock snake (and obviously still managed to keep his bones from breaking): http://www.pokemopolis.com... To put this feat into perspective, a smaller 11 ft anaconda squeezes prey with a force of 90 psi - which is the equivalent of having a 3000 lbs school bus put on your chest: https://mpora.com... Attention does not equal speed. No, but it does equal coordination. And being clumsy and clueless doesn't help anybody with agility. But I do admit Pikachu has much more incredible feats in terms of dodging. Then you'll concede that Pickachu is millions of times more agile than Jibanyan. Unlike Pokemon's paralysis status effect, an Inspiritment is a curse, and can only be purified by another Yo-kai or by Nate. I don't imagine any medicine will help heal Pikachu from this.There's no evidence that Inspiritment works on a Pokemon. Even so, Pikachu could easily sway Nate to change sides by playing to his timidity and by staring deep into his conscience with his tiny hurt irresistible pikaboo eyes: http://assets1.ignimgs.com... And if all else fails. The first pikaboo movie has already established that Pikachu's tears have magical healing powers - such as when Pikachu's tears removed a stone curse put on Ash Ketchup: http://25.media.tumblr.com... Jibanyan could use help in coming up with strategies. That's where Nate comes in. Glad to see you've conceded that Jibanyan is partially brain dead and still needs help crossing the street. Considering what Jibanyan has been through... being flattened into a pancake twice now, I think he could take a lightning bolt. The whole point of durability is to withstand being crushed. Obviously Jibanyan's bones aren't very strong then if he's being flattened into a pancake. And more besides the point, there is zero evidence that Jibanyan could withstand anything close to a megaton worth of force. You know, the kind of atomic bomb force from Volt Tackle that took down Regice - a legendary god pokemon: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net... Did you even check my sources in the commentsNo because they were in the comments. Define Leer. A scary glare. Either way, we don't know if Jibanyan would even react to that face. If anything, he'd either just stare, or beat up Pikachu while his guard is down instead.You still don't get it. Leer is a "stat-altering" power aka admin power. It doesn't matter what Jibanyan's reaction is, because it doesn't effect what moves and guards he can still do so much as it effects their effectiveness. This is the video game equivalent of taking an all-star quarterback in Madden Football and editing his throwing power to 0. He can still throw the football, but only for significantly less yards than anyone else on the team combined - including the kicker! This is why stat-altering powers are so freaking OP, and why anyone with two brain cells to rub together will say its broken. And all that you said about Jibanyan being lazy... I have to agree completely. Thank you for agreeing completely that Jibanyan will not be prepared for this fight with Pikachu or take it seriously. Oh! And you know how Team Rocket brings these giant robots? As I showed in the first video earlier. Jibanyan has a terrible time with robots. Nerco Zombie Cat? I think you mean a cat spirit that hangs around the house eating chocolate. Glad to see you've admitted that Nate is being haunted by a fat, stupid, lazy cat spirit that hangs around his house doing nothing but eating chocolate bars and chasing cars - what fantastically great luck! But examples of Nate's luck is Sproink's episode, where an old guy fills the hot tub with lava, making it too hot for Sproink to bathe in.Please... How does this good luck even compare to the time that Ash Ketchup was riding on the back of a flaming unicorn?: https://images-cdn.9gag.com...Mouse always wins: -I don't care. That's good you don't care. The whole point of toon force after all is that it doesn't care for physical laws that should govern reality. Such as that time Bugs Bunny cut loose the state of Florida: Ash enters battle:- No he can't. He can't actually attack because that results in Strategery's loss, as per the rules.You misread what I said. Nate and Ash are not entering the battle - but they can still be shot at (unsportsmanlike like - but true). In which case, Nate gets electrocuted by Pikachu, but Ash manages to use his durability to tank hits from Jibanyan. Pikachu doesn't have any water type attacks, and where would Pikachu find a trainer that teaches any? And how would he go about actually performing said move?He could conceivably go to Saffron city and learn magic from some of the psychic trainers there, or he could go to a pokemon laboratory to have his genes altered to where he could learn any kind of attack. Not unlike what happened to Mew and Mewtwo. Battle Tally:1) Strength & Damage: Pikachu zaps Jimiyan with 100,000 volts of electricity at the speed of light. Each thunderbolt also carries the chance of paralysis. Should all else fail, Pikachu can use Volt Tackle or Leer which are godlike and OP.2) Speed & Agility: Pikachu is too fast to be hit by a car. Jimiyan isn't fast enough.3) Abilities: Pikachu is a cartoon mouse and among the luckiest fictional characters ever created (comparable to Harry Potter). Jimiyan, meanwhile is a funky old -and unlucky- pu$$y cat, and therefore sure to get hit by a bus. When you're lucky you can do anything, whereas no cartoon cat has ever defeated a cartoon mouse in combat (Toon Force).4) Durability: Pikachu battles with dragons and wins. Jimiyan gets hit by trucks and then turns into a pancake.5) Helper: Ash Ketchup has superhuman durability and could be immortal. He also has the ability to transform himself into a super saiyin by wearing his hat backwards - increasing his focus. Ash can also use magic and is insanely lucky. Furthermore, his pokemon master determination prevents him from being mind-controlled or loosing his cool.