Santa Claus is REAL!

=== RESPONSES === //I have one request: Please, stop the use of Old English.// Verily I beseech unto thee, I do find within my volition an inseparable compulsion to continue in my seemingly bizarre manner of discourse you have so unfortunately found disapproval with. But why, oh why?--you may ask....I am not entirely certain concerning my causations, to be frank. It hath not much to do with the subject of this debate we are commencing...I just felt like it...and do as such continue in this merry feeling. So shutteth the hole in your facial region! I jest with you, the rhetoric shall be toned down, my friend. Also, may I make conspicuous, if this is my opponent's one request, it is on record that my opponent does not request you to vote for him. ;) //I agree that 'magic' is real. However, magic is merely one thing- deception. This can be briefly summed with this source, which is written and posted by the public: http://www.blurtit.com.../ Ye would, with seriousness, use this as a source? You might as well have used Yahoo Answers. *laughter* Here lay some more honorable references from Merriam Webster: Magic: noun An extraordinary power or influence seemingly from a supernatural source. [1] Supernatural: noun Departing from what is usual or normal especially so as to appear to transcend the laws of nature. [2] //Please, do not claim that I have unreliable sources if you cannot back up one of your claims. Please provide legitimate proof in your next argument that these so called 'elves' exist and are as what they are depicted to be. These are some of the comments made by the question "Do elves exist?" "Tolkein wrote extensively of Elven culture. Tolkein wrote fiction." ""Do Elves exist?" No, but gullible people do." "It seems very unlikely. If they do exist then they would have been uncovered by now. It would be really difficult for another sentient species to coexist with us on a global scale and not be noticed." http://answers.yahoo.com.../ Oh...it appears as though you have sited Yahoo Answers............ 1. Any lot who has ever made use of Yahoo Answers knows quite well why high reliability, it has not. 2. The best answer picked for the question was: "Yes. Elves are a type of Faerie. The little ones were once well known and the old world peoples recieved aid from them on a regular basis. The new world people and modern thought has closed peoples minds. Christian society drove the love of Mother Earth and the sacred elements out of mainstream society. The Faerie world lost faith in us and closed the veil between our worlds until humans once again opened their eyes and healed the earth. Over the last decade or so people have begun to return to their roots and people are becoming more environmentally aware. The open minded people are once again seeing faeries and they are once again extending their love and aid to us. We just need to quiet our selves once more so that we may see and hear their songs." The asker replied: "That's what I believe as well. I am not a wiccan, but I am a dowser. We call upon devas for help from time to time. Thanks for a great answer!!!" 3. Foolish fool's foolishness is foolishly foolish. 4. As for my providing of evidence for their existence, ye need look no further than the definition and common sense. Elf: noun A lively, mischievous child. [3] Alas, no reasonable burden lies upon me, within the context of this debate, to argue the existence of children. It lies upon you to prove otherwise! What an absurd suggestion you make, sir! How absurd indeed. For goodness sake, it is an outrage! Defend your claim that children do not exist! Anyone who does not defend their claims is an ignorant coward! If ye do fail in your assertion you, indeed, have no rightful claim of victory upon this debate! Defend it, good sir, good sir, defend it!! //Once again, please stop with the insults.// Calling you "sonny" is not an insult, fella. The rest be a simple playful jesting in-line with a humorous persona. (See my other debates, I've never resulted to personal attacks) //This I find irrelevant to the argument. Yes, they are the people who track Santa. But if you are going to mention them, at least put the right webpage on, instead of the official military side of the organization.// Hear ye! Hear ye! My opponent has not even an inclination towards any attempt at a rebuttal! It goes un-challenged. Furthermore, in yet another act of deception, my opponent remarks that I could have at least linked to the Santa-tracking website instead of the official government site. But, you see, linking to the official site is unmistakably the most possessional thing I could have done. Not only do I, with conclusivity, present the apparent legitimacy of my argument but one of the very links I provided links directly to the site you complain of not having a presence! The shame... //I have taken a good look into this website. It states that it is working on finding Santa, and that I cannot rebut, but question. Do you have any proof that their operation is a success? Or even solid evidence proving Santa's existence? There is no proof on the page evident.// Glad to see you concede. Supplication of questionings is a fine start, my lad. NORAD will by streaming--streaming, it shall!--live satellite images on Christmas Eve and has been doing so for awhile now. This is ,consequentially, substantial evidence for the existence of that great Chris Kringle. === FURTHER ARGUMENTS === NASA: The undeniable existence of Santa Claus is also espoused by the The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. "Santa Claus and his reindeer will have some expert help this Christmas Eve, as they streak around the world to deliver joy and gifts to children everywhere. NASA flight controllers in Houston's Mission Control Center will watch over Santa throughout the night, just as they watch over the International Space Station and its crew every day." http://www.nasa.gov... "He may see us when we're sleeping, know when we're awake, and know if we've been bad or good, but thanks to new images from NASA, we can now catch a rare, behind-the-scenes glimpse of some of Santa Claus' summer estates." http://www.jpl.nasa.gov... "NASA Kennedy Space Center's three-mile-long Shuttle Landing Facility has been available for emergency landings by Santa Claus ever since its construction was completed nearly three decades ago." http://www.nasa.gov... "Kennedy's Shuttle Landing Facility, with its 15,000 feet of runway nestled in the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge, should be a familiar sight along the Space Coast for Santa. Like many other government agencies, NASA grants Santa permission to fly over Kennedy's airspace during his globetrotting flight, so there will be no mistaking mistletoe for missiles." http://www.nasa.gov... "NASA prepared to show Santa Claus its green technology projects. Every year, NASA grants Santa permission to fly over its base in Cape Canaveral during the night of December 24 as part of his itinerary across the world. For centuries, old St. Nick has been using green technologies to power his vehicle: Reindeer-Powered Propulsion, or RPP using NASA acronym terms." http://www.examiner.com... As you conceded to NORAD, so too is my evidence from NASA irrefutable. === SOURCES === 1. http://www.merriam-webster.com... 2. http://www.merriam-webster.com... 3.http://education.yahoo.com...