Ultimate Team War - Gateway Planet

My opponent has challenged my disqualification of Sonic, as I had expected. First off, 700mph is roughly 24 times the fastest recorded footspeed of a human. Wikipedia: "The highest human footspeed ever recorded is 48 km/h (29.8 mph), seen during a 100 meter sprint by Usain Bolt."[1] Secondly, 3800 mph is nearly 128 times faster than the fastest recorded footspeed of a human. Both remote-detonated C4 and infrared-sensing Claymore mines have a slight delay in triggering, thus enabling Sonic to run past them with impunity. The only attack of mine Sonic is susceptible to is accidentally running into an explosion that is already occurring. I have no plans of dealing with Sonic because he has no place in this debate. This brings me to Toon Link: Toon Link's speed and agility simply cannot match that of the legendary Ryu Hayabusa. Not only that, one sword and one shield will not get much in the way of Ryu's devastating combos and his own Ninpo magic[2]. Even if Sonic were to be allowed into this melee and managed to make Ryu drop his weapon, the ninja has an impressive arsenal of deadly weapons always at hand. The "loss" of one weapon will not make for the death of Ryu Hayabusa. Rhyperior's Earthquake is limited to 10 uses[3], by the way. Earthquake also affects everyone in battle but Rhyperior, so enjoy causing the same amount of damage you're so proud of to Toon Link every time you use it. Not only that, Rock Wrecker can be used a total of 5 times and Rhyperior must rest between shots[4], leaving him perfectly open for all sorts of hell. Also, please show me evidence that states that either Toon Link or Rhyperior could possibly know that a battlefield is mined. If Rhyperior had any brain at all it wouldn't even bother using Earthquake knowing that it would deal damage to his partner, so I daresay my mines are safe unless you want to break another rule (5, specifically) and assert that Toon Link is a Flying-type Pokemon. If you're going to tell me that Rhyperior doesn't even have the mental capacity to understand its own abilities, then my mines are toast and I'll have to resort to other methods. My opponent then argues that Rhyperior would then fire off countless Earthquakes and Rock Wreckers (conveniently ignoring usage limitations and Rock Wrecker's cooldown in the process) in hopes to aggravate my team. However, the Gateway Planet is rich with cover and, if all else fails, my team members could resort to healing each other through careful use of Snake's rations and bandages. My opponent's only real "defense" here is exactly that - Rhyperior's superhuman (see that word again?) defenses. My opponent also provides NO empirical evidence that neither Snake's nor Price's extensive arsenal has any stopping power against Rhyperior, instead choosing the phrase "pretty sure" to describe Rhyperior's chances at surviving being shot in the head by a .50 caliber sniper rifle. Rhyperior's Defense may be staggeringly high, but it has pitifully low Special defense[5]. Thus, after Ryu makes short work of Toon Link, he will be able to use leftover Ninpo against Rhyperior. Since Ryu is gifted with ninja wisdom he will understand to deal at least neutral damage (sadly Ryu lacks any water- or grass- based Ninpo) by using the Art of Piercing Void[6], tearing through Rhyperior's body like a katana through paper. Should anyone wish to believe that Sonic deserves a place in this debate, my plan for him is as follows: First, be aware that Sonic's power derives from Rings[7]. Without them he is doomed to instant death upon damage. Since the Gateway Planet has no rings at all, one of Rhyperior's Earthquakes would kill Sonic instantly. That is all the plan I need. My opponent's entire argumentation is either that one of his characters is NOT as strong as I have believed or STRONGER than I have bothered to argue. Toon Link is a joke and stands no chance against Ryu Hayabusa. In fact, his entire team stands no chance against mine. CON is the only choice here. Sources: [1]http://en.wikipedia.org... [2]http://ninjagaiden.wikia.com... [3]http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... [4]http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... [5]http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net... [6]http://ninjagaiden.wikia.com... [7]http://sonic.wikia.com...