In general, Sonic Customers should not feel obligated to tip Sonic servers

Use of the millennium eye revealed Logical-Master's face down field spell slot to be the infamous cat world card [1]! His planned use of this card in round 4 would have devolved the entire debate into cutesy cat pictures and memes. Faced with this utter mockery to our high class debate there was no alternative but to forfeit my 3rd round. Breath a sigh of relief fellow debaters and judges, I have saved you from a most tragic fate. With dramatic poise, I overturn the first of my face down cards: devastating comeback [2]! In a severe oversight Logical_Master forgot to read the graveyard clause of Hazards and Environment, "Sub arguments not refuted will deal 3000 points of damage directly to your opponents life points!" Which leaves us with one question, and one question only, "did Logical_Master forget to refute sub-arguments?"1. Sub argument "sonic workers break dance" remains untouched on the field of battle!2. Sub argument "life threatening routines are an economic deficit of $320,000" remains unscathed on the field of battle!Remember judges, in a game of DDugioh it matters little how many of your opponents monsters are destroyed. At the end of the day it comes down to how many life points remain! Logical_Master has lost 6000 life points, which leaves him with 2000. Which leads to my second reveal: Collateral Skating Damage! I grant my opponent all of his arguments pertaining to sonic street performances not deserving tips. Specifically I grant this argument, "If Sonic skaters are failing all the time, then they clearly aren't living up to the prodigious task of street performing." I will further grant that only some sonic carhops actually skate. The combination of these concessions is devastating to Logical_Master's case (and life points), this video demonstrates how a single roller skater can be a life threatening nuisance to at least 5 other people [3]. In fact, roller skaters have a proven record of violence against their fellow human beings [4]. In today's debate I will not have to win that all sonic carhop's skate;the existence of a single (proven violent & accident prone) skater can threaten the lives of every single sonic carhop! Recall that my opponent has conceded the $320,000 economic deficit related to injuries. Yet logical_master maintains that, "a Sonic server is pretty much 'covered' by his/her employee." On a minimum wage? From a $320,000 speeding death ball? I think not!!!!=====Hazards Reborn [5]=====I overturn my final face down card: Argument Reborn! Hazard's has been returned to the field of battle in attack position with 3500 ATK! Logical_Master has committed a grave tactical error. He correctly articulates that sonic customers face life threatening events at sonic every single day. But wouldn't this also mean that sonic employees face life threatening events on a daily basis? Indeed [6]. The proposition has all but guaranteed a con ballot. Logical_Master's only recourse is to suggest that sonic customers actually deserve compensation, however, there are two superior arguments on the field. First, sonic customers are in cars which they can use to escape from impending doom at a higher velocity. Thus sonic employees are actually more disadvantaged than the customers they serve! And second, logical_master has created a false dichotomy which supercharges my card. By demonstrating that customer's deserve compensation he has only proven that BOTH customers and employees deserve tips!!! He should have read the latent effect on his monster card, "playing Customer Compensation makes all Hazards in play unblockable!"Before ending my turn I attack with Hazards, doing an additional 3500 damage directly to my opponents life points! That's OVER 9000! The judges may think it's unfair that my opponent does not receive one additional round to combat me, but remember that these are the rules of DDugioh: When a player's life points drop below 8000 they can no longer play. Regards,YraelzSources:1. http://yugioh.wikia.com... 2. http://tinyurl.com...3. http://tinyurl.com...4. http://tinyurl.com...5. http://tinyurl.com...6. http://www.knoe.com...