TROLL DEBATE: Person with Most random "argument" wins

Due to some difficulties, I am unable to post pictures on this debate. With that said, I will have to carry the argument using words. I hope my opponent does the same. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Since straight men are lesbian, and lesbians are girls, it is logical to conclude that men and lesbians are purple manlyphones. Of coarse, timelords have become the next big thing so China will have to stop the transmission from pluto, so rainbow dash can finally get attacked. Ah wait. . . I forgot. . . Rainbow dash DID get attacked by ironed clothes. Of coarse, papers are to be irnored so canada can stay hidden from eyelids. Pools are a good way for soaps to get excecuted by floating refrigirators Random boy: "I had a wet dream about you last night" Random girl: "Oh really? What was it about?" Random boy: "You got hit by a bus, and I wet myself laughing"Random girl: "I hate youRandom boy: "I cant afford condoms" SOAPRoses are red, waffles are blue, you are a sick minded RAINBOW for searching up the latter. Latter is kind of like ladder, and the only explanation for that is somwhere about sixty-nine thousand years ago, latters and ladders now want Guinna to be Apple's headquaters. MAYONAISE IS A INSTRAMENT SQUIDWARD! WUMBOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF WUMBO, AND IT WILL BRING US ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE CURE FOR BARCECALE BOY HAVING TOO MANY BARNECLES. I bet barnecale boy steals Nepal's barncles. BEATLESJohn paul Jones got bitten by a beetle and then the beetle took norcotics found in John Paul Jones' stolen TARDIS, so the Beetle tripped on a haulicigen, hitting a leaf, and then the leaf hit John lennon who is actually John Paul Jones in his previous life, and then John Lennon informed Russia, so Russia can remove copyright policies for Apple, so John lennon thanked John Paul Jones for the stolen Tardis, and then John lennon called Steve Jobs and they were like. . . Besties, so Steve Jobs gave John lennon the idea that he should name his band the Beatles. THUS THE NAME "BEATLES", THANKS TO THE STOLEN TARDIS. Babies BABIES ARE ACTUALLY MARTIANS, MUTATED BY NORTH KOREANS, SO UR ANUS CAN CRASH INTO EARTH, GIVING THE MUTATED BABIES A CHANCE TO RULE THE UNIVERSE BY THEIR RATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!O!!!H!!!The simpsons bo bo bo bo bo bo Homer simpson took a trip to sing in ogres . SINAPORE GIVES TO MANY COMPLIMENTS ON MY WEDDING DRESS! RIGHTS TO FROGS IN DOGS SO Toys CAN TAKE A TRIP TO JUPITAR SO MINIONS YELL "DOH" AS THEY WHINE AND CRY ABOUT WALTER WHITE'S DEPRESSING DEATH. THE YOUTUBE STAR MYPIE, IS NOW ARRESTED IN U.K FOR TROLLING HERPES. ITS OVER 90000000 DEBATES ABOUT RELIGIOUS DATS! 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DEBATE.ORG IS ILLUMANTI CONFORMED.ILLUMANTIS HAVE SWAG SWAG IS AN OVERUSED WORDI JUST USED SWAG TWICETHEREFORE, DEBATE.ORG IS 2 TIMES THE ILLUMANTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you for malfoncting. OVER