LM Classic: mongeese vs. Yraelz

Having made it this far, I'd like to congratulate my opponent, this should be a fun round! In this round I'll be using the following five characters: 1. Sephiroth For anyone who doesn't know, he was the main protagonist in the final fantasy 7 series. Powers: He has a lot, notable ones are the ability to teleport, to move faster than the speed of light, his super nova attack, meteor... http://villains.wikia.com... http://www.animevice.com... http://finalfantasy.wikia.com... 2. Black Alice, before she went to Hell and was traumatized. Powers: She has the ability to steal the powers of others. http://en.wikipedia.org...(comics) 3. Sentry (Robert Reynolds) Powers: Super hearing, can move faster than light, energy projection, control of light, passive radiation, resuscitation, the ability to implant memories. http://en.wikipedia.org...(Robert_Reynolds) 4. Vash (without his super weapon Angel Arm) Powers: Superhuman agility, reflexes and strength. He once prevented mass amounts of deaths by throwing pebbles in order to knock bullets off of their course. He has also been seen using telepathy. He is extremely intelligent if not the most intelligent human. http://en.wikipedia.org... 5. Emma Frost Powers: Extreme Telepathy rivaling Charles Xavier, Diamond Form. http://en.wikipedia.org... I would like to warn my opponent before I continue. I do not have the time or the space to fully describe each character I posses while simultaneously arguing this round. If you would like to make attacks on my characters you will doubtlessly have to do some research for yourself. Having established my team I'd like to begin by arguing the easiest point for me to win. Then I'll progress to the other arguments in no particular order. Contention 1: Yu-gi-oh cards ================== My opponent hinges a great deal of his points off of the idea that Yugi's or Seto's cards can somehow interact with my five characters. This would be a plausible point if my characters were all duel monsters, however, they are not..... Yu-gi-oh duel monsters do not exist in reality, nor in the world of Yu-gi-oh. Instead they are simply cards that are brought to life via holograms. They are completely immaterial and have no effect on the real world what-so-ever. For proof I'll reference the Yugi vs. Rare Hunter episode from season two. At 16 minutes and 15 seconds it is explained exactly how the cards function. As holograms, in a game. http://www.youtube.com... If my opponent would like to continue to pursue this line of argumentation I will beat the horse until it is dead. The cards cannot interact with anything outside of a duel. My characters will not accept a duel nor are they cards. Atem (The pharaoh that Yugi occasionally changes bodies with). =========== The only time that Yugi ever has access to the Millenium Rod is when he is dueling Atem. In other words my opponent cannot simultaneously have access to the Millenium Rod and also Atem. Additionally the character limit of this debate is five, not six. I'd point out that Atem is indeed his own person as stated by this article: http://en.wikipedia.org... He's a Pharaoh who Yugi unlocked from his prison in the Millennium Puzzle. Thus my opponent has no ability to use Atem. Kirby ==== 1. Kirby can't eat boss monsters in any game. Additionally he can only eat mini-bosses after having defeated them. 2. Kirby can't eat people permanently, he spits them out after roughly three seconds. 3. Kirby can only copy a fraction of someone's abilities, not all. The Dominion Rod ============ 1. It can only be used on three distinct types of statues. None of those fit the description of "statue of liberty". Third paragraph, read for yourself: http://zelda.wikia.com... Now I'll address my opponents arguments in order. 1. Mind Control with Millennium Rod The major flaw with the rod's mind control ability is that it's influence can be easily broken. For instance in the yu-gi-oh series Joey resisted the power of the millenium rod and returned to his normal self during his duel with Yugi in the Battle City Arc. This means that the Millenium Rod is completely useless against my characters who either have superb intellect or flat out specialize in some form of telepathy. This is also a major problem for yugi because it means that at the end of this debate he's the one mind controlled by Emma Frost, who's powers rival Xavier. Additionally, even if the cards did work, Black Alice absorbs powers. Meaning if my opponent could summon the winged dragon of Ra (he can't) then she would just absorb it's powers. Winged Alice or Ra owns team Pro. If this scenario even happened, Yugi would leave New York on Emma's will. But I honestly think Yugi is dead before he starts to move. 2. Swords of Revealing Light a. Sentry moves faster than the speed of light. Before Yugi can do this he is dead. b. Cards don't work. c. This would be like Yugi using Swords of Revealing Light on Joey. Doesn't happen. d. Additionally the card only stops attacks, meaning my characters can still move faster than the speed of light in defense. This accomplishes nothing for whatever three turns is. Then Sentry straight up owns his entire team. "Sentry possesses tremendous energy projection, capable of harming even the Hulk, who has withstood the equivalent of solar flares unharmed." e. Yugi, Seto, Link, Midna, and Kirby can't withstand solar flares. 3. Statue of Liberty a. Links dead before he moves via Sentry or Sephiroth. b. Link doesn't know where the statue is. c. The statue doesn't indestructible seal. Even if Link could control it then my members could still walk inside and destroy him. d. Sentry can throw the statue out of New York. Now I'll address my opponents pre-empts to my characters. 1. Sephiroth a. When Sephiroth lost to Cloud he did so while holding back Holy and fighting three other people simultaneously. Additionally he didn't die, he just joined the life stream. Link gets pwned by Sephiroth considering the massive speed difference and power gap. b. Cards don't work. And Link is functioning in the an example of the real world, not video game land. Time doesn't freeze when he is posed with questions in New York. Finally Sephiroth wouldn't bother asking the question, he'd just take his gear back.... brutally. 2. Emma a. If Kirby get's close to Emma she will just mind control him, and then have him attack his own teammates. Alternatively she can turn into diamond form and kill Kirby with super strength. 3. Black Alice a. She isn't going to wait around while Yugi searches through his deck for a Kuriboh and a Multiply card. b. Cards don't work. c. She'll take Yugi's power. d. She already would have taken the winged dragon of Ra's power if cards could work. e. Additionally if she took the Kuriboh's powers she would also take multiply which would inevitably make tons of Black Alice's who would steal everyones powers except Sephiroth's and Reynor's. 4. Vash a. Yugi doesn't draw a card because he's dead. b. Vash still has a gun, because cards don't work. c. True, Vash is a pacifist. However he can use rubber bullets to knock Kirby senseless. Some other character kills the blacked out team Pro. d. Finally, unless Yugi and Seto can dodge bullets, they'll both be knocked out before they can draw cards (if they weren't already dead). 5. Sentry a. I was mistaken in my battle with Acer. Sentry does not have a Serum on him. He does not need to apply it constantly, it was a one time deal. Read my source. b. He can't be mind controlled if he can't be seen. Too fast. c. Finally, his speed blitz can't be countered. He'd kill everyone before they drew