Rap Battle

Wow...is that seriously all you can do? **Back to the Rap** Look b1tchh, I'm not Latina, I'm a nasty f*_cking Jew who's gonna teach you a lesson or two. Just cus' I lived in Spain don't mean I'm actually from there, which if you had a brain you'd probably be aware At least I actually been to places, all you do each day is look at the same faces and trip over your untied laces...you're a fool and a f@g, not even worth more than a cheap Chinese handbag Keep bragging about your d1k prowess and saying you got hoes, when in reality they just be your fellow homos. Yeah you like bros...you tongue their b@lls each night just begging for them to rub them on your wart covered nose Dissing my pic, I bet it really put wood in that lil tiny d1k...furthest you got to actually some t1t, you don't wanna look away for one f*_cking bit. Talking about how your d1k shoots way up, b1tchh it doesn't shoot at all...it's just the biggest f*_cing bore and only something to ignore. Even your gay friends can't get satisfied in fact it's never made a hole gratified I've seen dwarfs with better pen1$, and my dild0 you talk about really does the tricks. I'd rather have that up in my c*ntt than your rancid piece of meat, that even the most starving dog wouldn't eat And so what if I wanna f*_kk somebody's a$$, that supposed to be an insult? I'd strap on a dildo and turn you into a malted melt candle, you'll be sweating all over like a lava covered handle...crying your eyes out while I spank your fat a$$ with your daddy's favourite belt Conquer Spain? You can't even conquer the nearest drain, you wouldn't stand a chance, they'd kick you into Morocco before you could see tomorrow. Then you could marry that camel because we all know you love a mammal, watching you get a$$ raped by those Arabs would golden as well...you'll be making more noise than the loudest bell Back to Russia now, yeah Putin murders gays and sadly for you it ain't a faze. I dare you to come and you'd see more than a gun, you'd be beaten and put it jail, so much pain there that you'll just forget every fail and not even your gay buddies will ever send you mail. Act like a b1tchh and you're get killed, grilled like a fish making everybody be thrilled Talking bout Nazi's setting Jews ablaze, you'll also be stuck in some fire consumed maze I'll down my champagne and then chop off your mane...bet it's even worse than the hairy retard in your pic, damn you actually have more to worry about than that gross lame d1kc Can't tell music from a quote? B1tchh you funny, looks like you can't even tell a fu**cing joke...less going for you than a p1$$ed in can of coke Trying to make fun of my intelligence, think I actually care? At least I can get laid...my pu$$y so good I can even get paid. And I bang unattractive creeps every weekend but you're stretching it too much, if I f*kced you my self-esteem would truly be weakened...such a freak that not even a the most desperate h0e on the block would really wanna suck your nasty @$$ c0ck. Only one f*ckin sheep is you, only they be dead, how else would they get f*ckedd by such an ugly d1ckhead Saying trash about my tit$ just because you can't touch them with your mitts, your face get slapped all over with them if it weren't so unappealing like uh it just makes me wanna look up at the ceiling. Obvs I could f_kc Sh@ggy, he'd be easier to f*ckk than your horniest tranny. I get plenty of guys and better ones than you, not one of those homos I'd ever wanna screw, my body is young and and the guys I get are the most well-hung. They never have any complaints while they're banging me against their golden number plates or sp@nking my t1tti$ while I'm tied up against their garden gates Main chick, you are funny...you've never even had one ch1ck honey. By hoes you mean those blow-up dolls...thinking you're some kind of bruiser when you're really just a sad loser. Only ferocious serpent you got is the one that you wrap around you at night, the only thing that touches you apart from your inflatable hoes...what your parents must think of you god only f*kcing knows.