Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

Sorry for such a late reply! I saw this and then went to do something else and forgot. Thanks, A.D.D. Wow...why can't I come up with creative insults like that! I did try your suggestion, but it didn't work so well for me. I usually stick to similies and metaphors, ironically based off of science, Greek mythology, and current-day stereotypes. * Plant dirt. I've actually never heard of the movie Waterworld before. Though, if it's such a bad film, I think I'll stick with the only TV I watch, Scorpion (A.K.A. Team Scorpion). * Finding alien life Foot odor? Gah! I hope he doesn't have hyperhidrosis! I don't want any similarities to Trump! * Do not believe in God That passage came as a shock to me; I've read the book of Genesis TWICE and NEVER actually even thought about what that passage would show?! Seriously?! What was I thinking?! He regretted a decision he supposedly saw the outcome of...what?! * Love war. I'll be sure to watch that clip after I post this. I don't have much time to and I recently got back home from camping, so I'm pretty tired. * Babbling mouths. Yet another example of all or nothing; all of it is true, or none of it. You're either pure evil because of one sin, or completely flawless. Heaven or hell. No in-between. * Poorest of poor YAY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE USING THE KING JAMES VERSION!!!!!!! YUSSSSS!!!!! * Rich stay rich "The very harmonious god loves that". Loved that sarcasm. Lol XD * Fake within their own personalities Wow that's quite a minority vote, but it DOES make sense; he says very racist things. But, wait a minute, he's considered a womanizer? What?! WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!?! If that's the case I'm the God of all women...not because I'm SOOO great with them or anything (though a slight majority of my friends are girls), but rather that the president is, you know SO INCREDIBLY RUDE to them... * Don't know suffering and pain Now, I don't mean to kick a dead horse, but SUPPOSEDLY God didn't actually create suffering and pain; Satan created it. But, two arguments against that here: 1) God created Satan 2) God is allowing suffering and pain Both of which are, according to the Bible, true. * Cabbage batbrains I guess it has a nice ring to it, but if you wanted to bump that ring up from a Jewelry and Metalworking 1 ring to a Kay engagement ring, I'd say: "Beings with brains the size of a f*ing mustard seed that someone dipped in H2SO4 and threw out the muthaf*ing window into a busy road full of drunk teenage drivers on a Friday night." Well, sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. But the car I f*ing drove right into you sure as hell would. Not actually drove into YOU, but you know what I mean. I hope. Yeah, I'm REALLY tired. * Hate politics That's true...he's VERY obsessed with winning. I'd hate to see him enter a lottery and America be destroyed because of it. You know what, I'm moving to Alaska...I'll be safe there. XD * Terrorists "This job is much harder than I thought". Um, Donald, nobody cares what you think. Now go back into your office and do your damn job right for once. Good luck. If someone had said "oranges" to me now, I would have thought of Trump's face, but if you thought of "rot" that's the same as his personality, right? Gosh, I promise you I'm not angry; I actually feel completely fine. I don't know why I'm coming across so aggressive right now. In fact, I just had cherry Italian ice tonight for the first time. Sugar high, maybe? I don't know. Good luck trying to figure me out; it's impossible.