God inspired prophets and a book

I am arguing against the idea that God inspired prophets and a book like the Bible, Koran, etc. This has nothing to do whether or not there is a God. This is a unique debate I am starting but there is a string attached. The string is that you must first start this debate by answering "yes" or "no" at the end of my little essay. I will not debate anyone who does not answer. Here goes: If I were God, I would want those created by Me to know who I am, why they are here and what I expect from them. I would make sure they knew all of these things without any chance of mistake or confusion. In order to get my message to people, I would not pick out individual prophets to hear from me who would in turn repeat my message to my creation. Prophets could be questioned and doubted and why should anyone believe that I chose the prophet? A false prophet could just as easily say I was speaking to him and who could know the difference? I think choosing prophets to speak for me would be a recipe for disaster. In fact, false prophets could inspire all types of different religions and branches of even the right religion. Leaving people to figure out who is and is not a true prophet is asking for mistakes and confusion, something I already said I want to avoid. I also would not leave people a book. A book would be subject to the writer and whether or not the writer got his words from my instruction. A book could be questioned, doubted, altered and changed. That too would lead to mistakes and confusion. Anyone would be able to say "God inspired me to write this and if you don't believe me, you are in trouble." Again, people would really have no way to know if I inspired the writer or the writer is just writing to express what he believes or he could be just another false prophet. False prophets could have different books that have a different religion. That could leave many religions on Earth. That could happen if I left mankind a book. A book would also be subject to the availability of it and the ability of mankind to get it copied and printed. This did not occur on a mass scale until the printing press leaving most of mankind living their whole life with no access to my message. I would not want that. Not that I would but if I did leave people a book, it would be so flawless that it would be unmistakable. No one would need to attend classes on what the book means. No one would have to listen to lectures and read books about my book to try to make sense of it. There would not be two people on the planet who disagreed on what the book's message is in every aspect. There would not be any possibility of people who took things out of context or misinterpreted something. If I were God, I could get it exactly right to the point where people would no more disagree with any aspect of the book than they would disagree on the shape of a circle or the issue of whether water was wet or dry. It would be that simple. There would never be a need for any books or teachings by those of higher learning to explain or interpret what my book says. Here is how I would get my message to mankind: Being a supernatural God who can do anything, I would get them the message supernaturally. I would write my messages in the air right in front of people's faces. All one would need to do is to blink their eyes three times and I would display a message or many messages to that person. It would be in their language at their level. If they were mentally retarded, they would still completely get Me. If they were old and senile, they would get Me. If they were open to read all day, the messages would be there all day. The hungrier one would be to learn, the more the messages would feed their soul. By doing this, I would be eliminating many things. 1. All need for evangelism of any type. No one would need to go out and teach anyone because I would be the greatest teacher in the universe. There would be no need for foreign missionaries raising all kinds of money to go out and preach to those who have never heard of Me because everyone who looks up and blinks their eyes will know exactly who I am and what I expect. People can fail at teaching but I would not. This way, there would never be anyone who ever lived who could say they did not know what I am about and what I want from people. 2. There would never be a money issue. There would be no evangelists anywhere asking for money to support this ministry or that mission trip. No one would be on TV or any gathering place begging for more and more money for the sake of getting my message out. Everyone would have easy access to my message right there in their own language! I would eliminate all traces of mistakes and confusion. The only issue between mankind and Myself is whether or not people will choose to follow Me or not " whether they will obey Me or not. All the debating about what my message is and who or what the true God is would never even exist leaving people all the time in the world to decide if they want to follow my instructions. This is what I would do if I were God. Here is the question: Do you think my method of communication, if I were God, is a good one? Also, I would prefer to debate with a born again Christian.