Idiot Democrat vs Idiot Republican political debate parody :D

1)tax the Rich Rich people do make this country run, they are the risk takers and they are the entrepreneurs that make jobs. And the economy is a very easy equation, You need a job to get money, you need money to pay your bills, you need to pay your bills so you can eat. See therefore the rich make this country run and besides their tax rate is like 200 times the normal rate so that is why our economy is in the toilet rich now. And a side note, I watch CNN and WIBW not Fox news, haven't watched it since Geo. 2) Gun Control Of course guns are leading the cause of gun related deaths cause it's guns, duh. That's like saying we need to kill all sharks because they are the leading cause of shark attacks. If we ban guns it will kill people jobs in the Gun Making Factories like the NRA and if we do that then a lot of people won't be able to pay their bills and they will be homeless and they won't be able to feed their kids because of it. See as our founding fathers once said an armed society is a happy society and that is key to stand up against tyranny. If we lose our right to bear arms then we lose our right to stand up for our selves. 3) Abortion Lets look at the facts again in order to be alive you have to consume energy (eating), produce waste (peeing), and have a heart beat. The baby has all of these things and the last time I checked, you get put in jail for murder and then you go to h e double tooth picks. Second I don't watch Fox News I watch CNN and WIBW. 4) Education We were number one because we were best in the world, and heck schools didn't get a dime even before the Great War and many schools were private and America was number and was able to function well with out it, now the federal government want our kids to be stupid because they are giving schools money and telling them to spend them on staplers when the schools need text books. America needs reform and needs to quit listening to those pushy liberals. 5) End the Wars We would have enter World War 2 sooner and Germany would have never occupied France, and we would have stopped Communism in USSR and their evil purge of their citizens. They were purging them because they were what ever color or that they were right winged or left winged. The death toll in the USSR was 10 times worse then the Holocaust! And what happened, those dumb Democrats didn’t lift a figure to help out those poor Soviet. If that happened we wouldn't’t have entered the Cold War and the failure at Vietnam wouldn't’t have happened. You see if we had a great Republican leader during the late 1930s, WW2 would have only been until 1941 and we could have prevented Pearl Harbor and saved those poor Chinese people.6) ImigrationWhen we gave over from Europe we took land that wasn't being used so it wasn't stealing. We even gave the Natives gifts and medicine and we even had Thanksgiving with them, but after that they turned on us and started killing our settlers and raping our women. Then we slaughtered them in the French and Indian War ensuring peace in our lands untill those dang Canadians encouraged Tonto to get out of his Tent and shoot bows at us. Then our great president showed them kindness and gave them reservations were they get drunk and gamble at their casinos. If you want to get technical Democratic President Andrew Jackson made the Natives move from all over and put them in Kansas