GWL_CPA Cannot See Why Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Why I Don't Have a SoulMy opponent's claim is that I don't have a soul because I was killed by the balor brought back from the dead in exchange for my soul. I therefore have been tyring to learn human ways to get get my revenge, hence the reason I'm on debate.org. This claim is wrong.I don't have a soul, because I'm a ginger. Gingers are indeed born without souls[1]. They have never had, and can never get, a soul. Therefore, my opponent has no evidence that the undead exist. And even if they did, GWL would not be one, and here's why:Why GWL_CPA would NOT be a RevenantLet's look at the reasons for my opponent's assumption that GWL is a revenant point-by-point:1. "GWL_CPA is 269 in dog years. As you have noted, this is an abnormally lengthy amount of time for a dog to be alive."...And by this my opponent believes that the only explanation is that he is a revenant. However, being that he has no evidence for their existance, it's just as (if not more) likely that GWL_CPA is a Time Lord. Since Time Lords can regenerate[2], they can live for an infiite amount of time. This would also explain his regeneration from a humanoid pig-like creature into a dog form.2. "GWL_CPA possesses a rabid hatred of marijuana... clearly this is a dog driven by a purpose."All dogs are driven by a purpose. Air-Bud's purpose was to win just about every sports game there ever was[3]. Clifford's purpose was to randomly grow into the size of a mammoth[4]. And Snoop's purpose was to turn into a lion and sing reggae[5].Having one specific purpose does not necessarily make a dog a revenant.3. "Aged can mean, in the context of cheese or meat, to be buried underground or put in some dark location and left there. This meaning of aged applies to the undead."But GWL is not a cheese, nor a meat. He is a Time Lord dog, Nuff said.4. "GWL_CPA can type despite being a dog. This suggests that he has telekinesis, hinting at a supernatural origin."Assuming the more likely, that he is a Time Lord, it's quite obvious that GWL types by using his sonic chewtoy.5. "Only an undead dog could be so damn ugly."UGLY IS SUBJECTIVE, SIR. I HAPPEN TO THINK HE'S FLIPPING ADORABLE.There are many legends of GWL's coming to be on debate.org; there's no way of knowing which one's true. However, considering that he's most likely a time lord of animal origin, the legend of GrumpyHoof.It's basically a story of how he started out as a pony, got zapped by Celestia, regenerated into a pig and what not, But I won't get into lengthy stories.But my point is, GWL is more likely the rare breed of animal time lord than a revenant, considering all the things going against him on that subject, also considering revenants may not exist at all.Therefore, in his current state, he has normal old dog vision and thus can't see why kids love the taste of Cinammon Toast Crunch.GWL_CPA Does Not Need to See Why Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to Poison their cereal.My opponent's logic is flawed on this matter. He claims that for GWL to poison the cereals of punks, he has to know why they like certain kinds. This is not the case. To be successful in poisoning part of one's complete breakfast, he only needs to know which kinds kids like. Indeed, He knows that kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but he can't for the ridiculously long life of him see why.See my second contention in Round 1 that also explains why he could give two sh!ts why.Therefore, this contention of my opponent's does not prove that GWL_CPA can see why kid slove the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch[6].And Let's Not Forget:Remember my third contention in Round 1? Great minds like William Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson, and '70s black-sploitation star Dolemite couldn't see why kids loved the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Do we really expect an upright idiot like GWL to understand? Of course not.Therefore, GWL_CPA cannot see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Part of a complete breakfast.Refer to This Stuff:[1] http://www.jlowman.com... [2] http://en.wikipedia.org...;[3] http://airbud.com...[4] http://en.wikipedia.org...;[5] https://en.wikipedia.org...[6] http://ppinadvocates.files.wordpress.com...;