Battle Royal I: Teemo (pro) vs Pikachu (con

I will now continue to my contentions. There are a variety of reasons on why Teemo would obviously be victorious in this battle. I have a variety of arguments to present. Argument 1: Head start Due to homeguarding boots, Teemo gets and instant head start. Because of such, he can effectively create a plan to destroy Pikachu. Homeguards gives you a huge boost of speed, especially on mobility boots. This allows Teemo to travel to any lane at the quickest speed possible for a limited amount of time. [1] So in this time that he quickly meneuvers to his designated area, he has time to plan things out. He can quickly plant plenty of shrooms, which when activated slows, poisons and damages anybody who stands on it. [2] This gives him a huge advantage. Argument 2: Superior abilities Teemo has 4 main abilities, and an amazing passive. Here they are. First of all, he has a blind dart, with 580 range. This not only damages opponents, but prevents them from attacking because they are blinded. His second ability is "move quick". This grants him bonus movement speed, which at full power, which it is at since he is level 18, is far faster than pikachu. His third ability is toxic shot, which is a passive. When shooting a target, the target immediatly becomes poisoned for a duration of time. His 4th amazing ability is his noxious trap. Teemo places shrooms that upon contanct damage, poison and slows the opponent. And lastly, his passive camouflouge allows him to become invisible when he is standing still. [2] Furthermore, he get's granted abilities from his items. Runaan's Hurricane allows him to shoot mulitple targets, and grants bonus 70% attack speed. [3] So, he could shoot both Ash and Pikachu with tremendous speed. He also has Zhonya's hourglass. This grants +120 Ap, and +50 armor. He is also granted the ability to go invulnerable for 2.5 seconds, so that no attacks may even touch him. [4] His warding trinket allows him to place wards in specific area to diminish the fog of war. He now has sight of where Pikachu and Ash are on the map. [5] Along with that, his shrooms also slightly diminish the fog of war, also allowing him to view the map. Pikachu on the other hand has much inferior abilities. The moves Ash's Pikachu knows are Thunderbolt, Quick attack, Electro ball, Volt tackle and Iron tail. [6] Pikachu needs a target to use all these abilities. Though his thunder bolt can do some damage, Teemo can easily dodge it, and in the process Ash would get hurt. [7] Quick attack allows him to attack first, however with Teemo's crazy attack speed due to runaan, while Pikachu is coming, Teemo could already land plenty of hits. [8] Electro ball becomes stronger depending on how much you are faster than your opponent. [9] Teemo with his move quick is faster than Pikachu. Volt tackle injures pikachu as well, so pikachu will take plenty of damage. [10] Iron tail is effective, however Teemo could as well easily dodge it. [11] Pikachu however cannot dodge the darts. As you can see in League of Legends, Teemo's auto attack and his blinding dart always land if you target the person. So, Pikachu is incapable of dodging it, and thus will automatically take the damage. Argument 3: Ash the nice guy Ash, Pikachu's owner would never allow Pikachu to kill. Since this battle is to the death, it would now be impossible for Pikachu to win since he is under Ash's control, and Ash would never kill. Also, since Pikachu is under Ash's control, if Ash was killed, Pikachu would be unable to fight according to the guidelines we established. So, it would be impossible for Pikachu to win. Argument 4: Poison As you can see in the anime, when a pokemon is poisoned, it deals tremendous damage. Furthermore, it practically paralyses the pokemon. Poison has a huge effect on pokemon. Using it on them, since Teemo's has plenty of poison darts would kill Pikachu pretty darn fast. Conclusion In conclusion, Teemo has superior skills and huge advantages due to his items, and skills. Furthermore, because of Ash, Teemo wouldn't even die. It's obvious who would win this fight. Sources:[1] . http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com...[2] . http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com...[3] . http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com...'s_Hurricane[4] . http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com...'s_Hourglass[5] . http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com...;[6] . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...'s_Pikachu[7] . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move) [8] . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move)[9] . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move)[10]http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move)[11] . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(move)