Christian rap battle

(Response to Pro's second verse)His head's big, if he's the king like David it won't fit in his crownI still murdered him Biblically even if I forfeited a round!Pro's love of penis entails he'll receive all that he can takeHe is like Eve in the garden, just a girl following a snake Your mother's poon looks like a slice from Boston PizzaI'm sick 'cuz of my rhymes; she's sick 'cuz of GonorrheaYou say I'm going through passable motions but that is just bogusYou're just pissed as the whore is older than the stone tablets of MosesClearly you are like the Devil in Hell's kitchen, just a bottom feederBut like Satan I'm only here to play you and all the gospel readersPro is nothing like Jesus Christ your savior you are not a teacherI'll do you dirty like Judas did plus double cross your preacher!Am I a drinker? Damn right so get me a bottle and fastEven Jesus turned water into wine, he probably wanted a glass!At this point it's obvious that Pro's style's throughHis rhymes are like The Bible; extensive vocabulary with no entertainment valueHis mother gives felacio so much she lost her taste budsBut she's a squirter, having her in bed is like re-enacting the Great FloodAll I have to do to beat him is dig deep and summon angerI'll get more pissed than Jesus would with a bunch of money changersYou're so wack that nobody wants to see you spit one rhymeYou say I'm evil, well, even Lucifer was an angel at one time!Plus, believing that your rapping is just that dopeIs like believing Noah actually put all the animals on that boatPro you aint gettin' paid but you're getting rapedYou aint an Egyptian slave but you're getting whipped into shapeI'll cut you like Jason from Crystal Lake while you watch Prison BreakJust to send you to God's kingdom now that's a different place!This is do or die, going up against me in a battle is suicidePlus I did "nail" his girl so best believe that twat got crucified!His heart isn't real so his nickname is pacemakerHe'll die like Christ but the only difference he won't rise 3 days later(Response to Pro's third verse)I don't have to be a prophet like Samuel to predict you are going to loseLike knocking a peach against a counter I will leave you with a bruise!Pro couldn't get a girl even if she was ugly and her beef curtains were hairyJudging by the way he raps when he types he's clearly a virgin like MaryI'm big and he's smaller when I'm spittin this rhymeThis is David vs Goliath but Goliath is winnin' this time!To kill you I'll make sure you drown, you're already drownin' in wacknessSo I'll just stick Pro's head in the Holy Water like John the Baptist!This nasty bum? I will slash his lungsAnd harass his mum until the Rapture comesMake her blow me off then grab her toungueJust to cut it off for raising such a bastard son!Her vagina is so dark and wide like a cave but she loves fetishesI went in and said "Let there be light!" like the Book of GenesisAll Pro did was cry to his dad but the best move is to let it beHis dad didn't care, Pro said "father, why have you forsaken me!"Acting like Jesus but he can't feed the masses with bread and fishesIf he acts like hes Saint Nicholas he'll get bags of sh*t for ChristmasThat's fine with him, bags of sh*t were on his wish listI'm killing Pro so badly that even God's minding his own business! I would bet my last dollar that Pro has never had a girlfriendMy lines are "fire" like how he thinks The Bible says the world endsWhy don't we believe you? ... You're lying for startersSince you want to follow Christ then you too can die as a Martyr!This battle still has more to come but there is no doubt he's doneLike Hebrew slaves when they see Egyptians I bet you will run!Crying to your knees as you glance at the sunWishing that you never battled Lucifer in this battle of puns!