Bird cannot fly

my whole debate is just a response to what I have just read... I accepted this debate because I belive my opponent has one of the following issues 1. has a few mental issues and needs therapy 2. is high 3. watches to much conspiracy theories now my "response case" Intro I preety much won this debate basically by pointing out that birds have been alive for millions of years and the U.S.A government for about 218 years but I am going to go deeper to try and help my opponent gain his sanity. I am serious if he isn't joking about this then he needs help, if he is then never mind. I will not waste time researching and posting proof and stuff so please forgive me for that just not worth it on a argument like this. I'm going to go in baby steps just incase my opponents mind is really off and needs help. Cont 1: A projector A project defined by bing dictornary is this: an object that is used to project rays of light, especially an apparatus with a system of lenses for projecting slides or film onto a screen www.bing.com. My opponent has to prove that there is a screen or film big enough to cover the entire earth. That is the only way possible for all the birds on the earth to be illusions. I am very sure he couldn't even provide one big enough to cover a house but yeah. Cont 2: What a bird is A bird defined by bing is this : warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings, and a beak and (typically) by being able to fly. So a bird actually is a living animal, which takes out his argument about it being a projection. Also a bird can fly as you see. Now opponent what you must understand is the abilities of a bird. Some like penguins can swim, some can fly, some like Ostriches' can just walk/run, I am aware that those are interesting abilities but I am sure a bird doesn't't have the ability or influence to control society. Since we humans can do all those things and more (we can fly on planes) we technically have more power over birds. My opponents first argument: Birds are animals in our world. You might not know this but humans are also animals as we have evolved from monkeys. Because we are both animals and we cannot fly, neither can birds! Response: First of all my opponent must understand that not everyone believes in evolution, I don't and not everyone accepts it its like a 50/50 thing so I wouldn't use evolution as a theory in debate since you can't 100% prove it and haven't done it. Also um the main reason you lost with this argument is because... I don't know how to break it to you but birds are not mammals so they shouldn't have our qualities. I also don't see how monkeys tie in with humans or birds I don't see where you were trying to get there if you actually had a good point worth considering explain it in next round. And again even if you believe in evolution you would know birds are not mammals so since you don't even know your own theory you can't use it. My opponent states: this is an example of conspiracies in the government Responses: My opponent try's to compare this to conspiracy theories but this is so insane that it couldn't even fit into that category. Some conspiracy theories are at least persuasive and believable or worth considering, this however isn't.