Things that Donald Trump (the worst president of all time) and god (both are unclean) have in common

* Both Trump and god don"t care about what is right as long as they win. So apparently you side with Trump and god and nothing as is your thinking of a logical fallacy. So I guess these also ties you to from RD 1. . . * Both Trump and god have no idea as to how to say "I"m wrong. " * Both Trump and god fully understand that it is best to have a rodeo on a cruise ship. All of the animals will get sea-sick, Thus stampede and the ship will sink, And when they sink along with it, They can thus get a topside view. And here's a RD2 specialty just for yee just thought up just for yee. . . * Both Trump and god think they can outwit the general public with their remote control brand of horror, Sorry humor that will expunge cities with orgasmatron dictatorships. So let's add RD 2 It is clear that Donald Trump is the worst president of all time. Duh. And the printed god of the bible being a yodeling grunge Buddhist monk, Well the both of them they have a lot of things in common" * Both Trump and god have very big wet whirly-bird heads and should be whacked so they can see some stars * Both Trump and god are black holes where no light escapes - or common sense * Both Trump and god know how to expertly evade * Both Trump and god know how to expertly deny * Both Trump and god communicate in text by typing everything in a typewriter using their index fingers only, With text the worst form of communication possible. WHAT IS WRONG WITH TALKING TO---all of---MAN AND SAYING drum roll please""""". . HELLO? * Both Trump and god have huge mental bi-polar disorders * Both Trump and god are against finding alien life elsewhere on planet earth * Both Trump and god believe in slavery as they handcuff themselves to their beds in their drawers with their slurpees and straws so they can listen to Sister Irene O"Connor 24/7. * Both Trump and god blame the other fall guy for their faults * Both Trump and god are roach meat hotels * Both Trump and god hate politics. * Both Trump and god are terrorists. * Both Trump and god are self-imposed narcissists. * Both Trump and god are will do anything to make sure that they always come out ahead and through the backside no matter what * Both Trump and god are pure sleaze * Both Trump and god replace soccer (football) balls with their heads. GGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL * Both Trump and god replace bowling balls with their heads. Gutterball. * Both Trump and god replace the big orange with their heads. Air Ball Air Ball. Slam Dunk. * Both Trump and god have no idea what empathy is * Both Trump and god are black holes where no light escapes - or common sense * Both Trump and god are never in the same room together * Both Trump and god are devils in a hat trick * Both Trump and god are Lego"s trying to build their first housey with two-things but keep getting cut off at corner blocks and fire hydrants * Both Trump and god run for the nearest fire exit at the first sign of a baby being tickled * Both Trump and god are not on good speaking terms with themselves * Both Trump and god graze on the pastures of cows that are from their you know where areas. * Both Trump and god get jealous of themselves when they watch toothpaste cartoon versions of themselves on the idiot box * Both Trump and god are tweedle dee and tweedle duh * Both Trump and god do not know how to pig farm along with their Daffy Duck"s in their barns, Pool halls and staterooms properly. * Both Trump and god do not know how to burn their garlic onion beer belly button lint properly. * Both Trump and god police their dollhouses - especially that of Ken and Barbie when they are holding hands to make sure that no lewd sexual acts take place. * Both Trump and god"s rooster crow is their wheezing from their BARKING * Both Trump and god do not believe that worldwide peace and harmony can be achieved. * Both Trump and god carry around with them a battery powered easy bake oven so they can bake and fry water * Both Trump and god wet their beds during their debates * Both Trump and god use rainbows so they can jump rope over crashed banks. * Both Trump and god believe in Santa Claws especially to ride Dolf the the Red Runny Nose Rain-Dear so they can honk his horn. * Both Trump and god are gumballs. They blow bubbles from their gaseous pants. * Both Trump and god are ashamed that they have big bad meanie jelly beanie hot dogs * Both Trump and god have many 900#"s psychic hotline"s from slave labor hairdressers set up in their name so they can better tell what their futures will be * Both Trump and god are cracked hard boiled egg Humpty Dumpty"s. * Both Trump and god are blow-up dolls of themselves splattered on flypaper * Both Trump and god have little smiley faces hand painted on rolls of t. P. So when they wipe their reareth endeth holiesseths, They know they are not using sandpaper so they can spark forest fires in their barbecues. * Both Trump and god use weed whackers to tend to their toupees and speeches. * Both Trump and god go trick-or-treating with masks of themselves so they can terrorize neighborhoods into giving them all the candy they want. * Both Trump and god use yo yo"s to define who"s the yo yo. Rockin" the cradle. * Both Trump and god fly Air Force One with their middle fingers * Both Trump and god use paper earplanes to protect themselves from hearing all of their noise that surrounds them at a daily brunch from what they say so that they will not go deaf * Both Trump and god use spin-itch so they can Pop-Eyes. * Both Trump and god play Match Game "Dumb Donald is so dumb", "Dumb god is so dumb". "How dumb are they? " * Both Trump and god are milkshakes. They sake off the milk from their you know where areas. * Both Trump and god whistle gypsy when its really cupid firing blanks back at them. * Both Trump and god make great fire breathing dragons, But they forgot to breathe. * Both Trump and god are really good at chess, They checkmate themselves. * Both Trump and god are silly pity. * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their pee-nuts * Both Trump and god kick themselves in the nuts with their brains * Both Trump and god - when they go easter egg hunting, The eggs hunt them with their yolks * Both Trump and god go deep sea ice fishing and filet themselves and then put themselves on ice * Both Trump and god play "Spin the Bottle" with themselves and are ashamed when they have to remove their plastic hard cap yamika"s