TTT: Dumb Liberal (Pro) vs. Dumb Conservative (Con)

I thank my oponent for that difficult to read argument. But now I shall make a counter argument.Guys it is proven fact that Liberal works and Conservative is failure I heard it on CNN so it must be true if you say disagree then you cannot think for yourself you must be brainwashed by Faux News regardless of whether or not you actually listen to Faux News you see I was once a Conservatism but I realized that Conservative is result of Faux News brainwashing and I realize that Liberal Evolution From what I have read here, I am pretty sure there is supposed to be a period at the end of this sentence. Ah much better. I mean seriously, that period gave me some time to breath, my brain works much better on oxygen, and even more so if im debating a liberal. Oh my goodness theres that period again..... your welcome people reading. Anyway lets get back on topic. first you said that Liberals work yet us conservatives are "failure" lets look at the big picture here. Clint Eastwood is a famed conservative, my proof? www.google.com look it up. Anyway as Clint Eastwood was a conservative, he was also a cowboy in the bonanza show, filmed next to the same set as texas ranger road house fury addition, where guns where a blazin and Chuck Norris was not opposed to gun rights. Speaking of Chuck Norris, was he also conservative? I have no clue! Have you ever tried looking him up online before? I am to scared to. This leads us to our next argument, FOX news, you honestly have no Idea about the new york times libral data that out does my news channel. WHATS THAT MA? NEW YORK TIMES IS POLITCALY NEUTRAL? *shakes head* even my mother has no clue about that news papers libral filth. Any just look at this dumb liberals argument, it makes absolutly no sence! even I, as I have to point out, the SMARTEST person in the world, cant make out his fox news argument. At that I urge Liberals to watch the fox news and enjoy the time spent on great one sided views, and family guy. Atheism is the way the truth the life and all Liberals think for themselves not a single Conservative thinks for himself reality has a liberal bias the majority of society who listen to the media and watches Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are Liberals so Liberals think for themselves and every Liberal is unique and thinks for self but every Conservative is part of Faux News herd Conservatives are brainwashed by Faux News HOLY HEART ATTACKS BATMAN. I will honestly point out that I MIGHT have a one night stand with Kim Kardashian, but I thought she was a green tea party. ~shrugs~ You know who I like better then kim, the nice and liberal Katy Perry http://hollowverse.com... I could stick my Fox News in that girls Roaring Lion, then BAM I just made a conservative, look at her past, her whole family is conservative. Now that I have involved at least 4 celebrities in just these 2 arguments alone, I consider myself a future conservative winner. By traditional values of course.Conservatisms claim that abortion is wrong but actually they are MISOGYNY RACISM HOMOPHOBIA OPPRESSION who hate women and all Conservative are male and they want to oppress woman so checkmate they say that fetus is alive but that is Faux News lie that gullible misinform Conservative believe because fetus is Latin for "not yet baby" and only woman should decide what woman does with body same way only slave owner have right to decide what slave owner do with property but only blacks should own slaves and only whites should be slaves because whites are evil conservative monster so checkmate.In the past I fought for My individual rights, this means that I have the power to tell people what to do and how to do it, yet its your responsibility to keep that baby alive. This liberal claims fetus is latin for not yet baby, yet even so a "not yet baby" is still alive, and I dont want to be wasting my tax money on woman who are to lazy to support an unplanned kid. Whats with you and FOX news? Good lord, you would think that they are the cause of all libertarian issues, But when I spoke to clark kent who works at the daily planet, I got a really good quote. (as you all know the daily planet is a libertarian paper) ahem I quote Clark Kent as I ask him these questions.1st question. Clark Kent are you opposed to conservatists?Clark Kent- "I am sorry I have to go and save the erm no.There you have it folks Conservatisim seems to win in the end. People should marry whoever they want and love whoever they want because right to have sex with whoever you want is guaranteed by Constitution if you don't believe me you are unamerican misinformed FAUX NEWS BRAINWASHED MIND CONTROL CONSPIRACY conservativism who doesnt know constitution it is because you homeschool that you are so stupid conservative because it is proven fact that homeschool stupid and Pubic School student smart^LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!People DO NOT have the right to do whoever they want, unless maybe a few good lookin celebrities. If you read the bible verse BLAH BLAH Chapter Humpdidty dumididty, it clearly says NO, just plain NO NO NO. As the whole planet knows NO means NO. and rape is bad even for websites like this. You and FOX news, good heavens man take a damn quaalude and settle down about that tv show, I dont want to see you have a heart attack during our debate. AND IF I WANT MY KID HOMESCHOOLED THEN BY GOLLY I WILL HOMESCHOOL HIM GOOD! complete with bullies and even a good sex life if I where to make a daughter anytime soon. aww the teen age years. This argument also pertains tword you second paragraph here. deal with it kid. Christianity evil book of rape slavery genocide evil and racism misogyny oppression so Bible must be ban from Pubic School and Pubic places while Freedum from Religion Foundation pamphlets which exist only to insult Christianity must be spread everywhere and protesting Anti-Christian sentiment is protest against freedom speech while hotel putting Bible in room is HATE SPEECH VIOLATION SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE checkmate Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So long as im conservatist, I shall worhip almighty ARES for the old and traditional ways of war. NONE OF THIS CHRISTANITY THAT YOU SPEAK OF such naughty word of.......WHATS THAT MA? ALL CONSERVATIVES ARE CHRISTIANS IN THERE OWN RIGHTS? *&%^$*$*$% IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!Ahem the christian god. mmm hummmm ohhhhh jedi power of luke? FVCK IT. I WIN BETTER THEN YOU BAHAHA....WHATS THAT MA? I HAVE 3 ROUNDS LEFT?good luck to you...liberal scum