The greatest threat to the United States is crab people

"The Chinese are not crab people"Yes they are, I defined crab people as the Chinese, so crab people are for the sake of the argument the chinese 1) Canada"Here's how they plan it: two Canadian celebrities will become controversial in the US and get arrested there. Canada will pretend to be angry about this and use it as a reason to invade!"But that implies that Canada has an army and the ability to invade America without apologizing for it, and Canada lacks both of those! Whatever war seals they ride in on Americans will simply point out the fact that they are being mean by invading their country, and then Canadians will just say 'Oh, sorry aboot that, we'll be on our way then eh?" and then that will be that. Canada poses NO threat to the US since theyre too nice to do something mean to us. 2) Mexico"Look at this video of Mexicans fighting. When they come into the US, be prepared to see this everyday on the mean streets of Kentucky and be prepared to be attacked like this on a number of occasions"Have you even SEEN Kentucky? Kentucky's national past time is drunken bar fights over trivial matters! Hell its what their economy is built on! "oh, wait... The US already has that. "Exactamundo3) North Korea. (The Korea that didnt make Gagnam style)"Everyone is scared of North Korea."North Korea is like that 8 year old kid who talks a lot of smack. Nobody really fears them, we just play along to make them shut up."It is a place where scary braindead people systematically march through the streets as if they're extras in Darth Vader's army of droids while they secretly starve to death."Brain dead people who function like droids? So the country is a giant Justin Bieber concert.... Now im even LESS scared of them!"North Korea are a greater threat than the crab people because they could make the US look like twats."The United States makes itself look like a twat every WEEK though! Hell just this week we had that whole NSA scandal, the IRS scandal targeting the Tea Party, and the SPurs somehow blew game 6 in the final seconds! On top of that, America's scores in math and reading also makes America look like twats, so anything that North Korea could pull off would only be a drop in the bucket of America looking stupid. 4) Shark People"The shark people gather in the Gulf of Mexico where they spew hate-filled messages on the United States. They plan to overthrow the government and install their own dictatorship."We can kill off all of them with a few well timed 'accidental' oil spills and oil rig explosions.... Theyre not that much of a threat, especially since we have an alliance with the dolphin people and the whale people to patrol the waters for an invasion.... 5) Dr Who dying"This one is quite simple and self explanatory."We can get a new one, hell weve had like 10 of them already6) China aka crab people are no threat "China have emerged as the strongest economic power and boast the largest military." Sounds like a good reason to claim that theyre a pretty big threat to the US then doesnt it?"There still is no desire to engage in any form of conflict with the US"They get caught spying on us all the time, theres basically a cyberwar between the US and china going on right now, they continue to try to match us in terms of military power and economic influence (they are making progress every day), and on top of that theyve actually said that they spy on us too!http://www.forbes.com...China is gunning to be number 1 in the world and become a superpower of their own, and judging from their already vast internet censorship campaign and snuffing of human rights, if it becomes just a tad more totalitarian or psychotic then they could very well jeopardize the safety and security of the United States. Therefore crab people, aka the Chinese, are the greatest threat to the United States