5 Bible lessons they don't teach you in Sunday School

Ahhhhhhhhh now, at last, we finally know where our illustrious dogmatic stupendous opponent who obviously doesn’t know his bible all that well and thinks his church does, gets his “how” and “where” interpretations from which are clearly incorrect. Did it ever ever dawn on him that his church is incorrect, wrong, way off base, stupid, ignorant and has no fact base except to meander, and groom him for their own self righteous lawn mowing Coca Puffs prizes so they can use him to convert others into their realms of deceitfulness and absurdities which is what nearly every single christian church does as its members neatly follow and fall in line? - Kris two highlights 8:00, 12:30Wow did you absolutely step in a load of doggie paddle arm pit love songs. I mean as usual you invent excuses, you know it, you come up with blatant misfits that are of your own,making that almost no one on this planet will agree with except for precious few christians, if that, not being able to prove one GOD DAMNED thing, and you expect me and everyone to take your word at it without proof naturally, and yet nearly all atheists on this planet will agree with The Atheist Republic. And you know what? If you don’t believe it, tell you what, you go into a few of the better known atheist websites, oh say maybe 10 or so, and you compare the article with the websites. And guess what? They WILL match at nearly every---single---drool of the hungry lips. .I get it also, your interpretations comes from someone who will not pay any attention to his god when he tells you Deuteronomy 13 9-10 to come on down here and stone me to death because I am not worshiping your god and am leading you astray. This god of yours also tells you to stone gays to death. Those are a few examples of your clear and blatant misinterpretations. So yeah, your word/ well how can anyone take your interpretations as being correct? Ah yes, “the law”? Huh? Once again until your god says something like “I the lord thy god grants jesus to break my laws, rules and regulations and thus bring in your own laws, rules and regulations so that they remain truthful and true” Nothing like that, not even close exists in your bible. Sorry, your god is jesus’s superior. So indeed your precious christianity is false, your jesus is false, the NT is false. Yeah you like to neatly shovel things in your bible where they don’t exist to suit your wants, needs and desires, just as every christian does. Sorry. Things don’t work that way. But obviously it does work that way in your church. That’s why your are so attached to it and why it is so attached to you. Oh I get it, so you think that you can “properly” interpret from text in which YOUR god if using 0 intelligence would NEVER use text as a form of communication, the worst form of communication possible so people like you can get it wrong. Now which translation are you using? Awe gee could it be that the translation YOU are reading has it wrong? What makes you think that YOU are interpreting correctly and EVERYONE outside of YOU is misinterpreting? Nah that never crumbled in your mind.The Fig Tree“I mean, he didn't kill a child did he?” Well god did, which is 100% pure evil and for no reason to make it even more evil and that’s also hate. “Did he kill anything sentient?” How do you know trees are not sentient? Regardless trees have just as much a right live as everything else and you DO NOT kill trees just because you throw a temper tantrum as your precious jesus did. AND trees will most certainly be around on this planet a lot longer than man will the way man is going as man is destined to become extinct oh so soon. Pathetic excuse as usual on your part. Try again. OK I’m not going to look up any verses that you post. If you cannot post them in their entirety, that’s your problem. We’ve gotten into this before.OK there’s a lot of symbolism in the bible. Big whoop. Anything else that is startling? Do you know what a strangler fig is? Why don’t you look it up. Or better yet, look up fig trees from around the world and discover why, how, where and what makes them so abundant. And then take back the idiotic symbolism between the fig and Israel. Shocking isn’t it that they were around the world before your saddened christ. Jeez. 1. Oh I get it circumcision is taught to kindergartners and its taught to groups your age as well when you are in Sunday school? Um no. 1 Samuel 18:24-26You really are an idiot. Your so-called point had 0 to do with what the point of the article made. And oh yes IT DOES have to do with YOUR god. Now you go back and you read it again and then you see how disgusting it is which is NOT taught in Sunday school now is it? Nope. Its not even taught to nearly every single person breathing because its so sick and disgusting. 2 Samuel 12:11-14You are defending rape as being perfectly OK with YOUR god. There is NO justifiable defense. None. No one who is sane will agree with you, only christians and precious few at that. Deuteronomy 22:28-29No its not a faulty translation. “Let's also take a look at context which my opponent did not include” I already have. Long before you put them on the screen. Very disgusting. NOT TAUGHT IN SUNDAY SCHOOL and those verses are most certainly talking about rape. Now do you want some more verses that take about rape that are NOT TAUGHT IN SUNDAY SCHOOL??????? That were NOT in the article? You haven’t the slightest idea as to what rape is. Study up on what rape actually is before you open your maw. K? So let’s not look at the verses again. Instead let’s slam it down your throat and rightly so. From another site who also happens to have it correct,... theevilbible.com Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB)If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.What kind of lunatic would make a rape victim marry her attacker? Answer: God.Death to the Rape Victim (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.It is clear that God doesn’t give a damn about the rape victim. He is only concerned about the violation of another mans “property”.biblehub = worthless. 2. “The Bible supports women's rights,” Good. I am glad that you pointed that out. That means that your bible is a super duper major hypocritical contradiction on women’s issues and cannot be trusted for any reason which are THE RULES for this debate as you have justly proved. ESPECIALLY for women’s rights and issues. Oh and I decided to read genesis 2:18 = X nope, sucking up to Romans 16:1 nope = sucking up to the church a male dominated christ entombed bile kissup. Judges 4 huh? “The woman is the supportive role of the family structure.” What greasy racist trash heap toaster slivers says so? Oh YOU do. A true womanizer who has no friends or loved ones and has obviously never touched a woman in his life. Wow does it show. Oh absolutely according to you it most certainly does mean weaker and less valuable and damn proud of it. Oh and I get it also, you being the dominate pig headed male, you are to give the woman that “authority”. So your god, according to you does in fact hate women. And 2 verses and one measly chapter which were easily torn down, amount to nothing. “Who would know what the woman is best at better than the creator? Isn't God the most qualified to tell us what women are skilled at?” No because the woman knows what she is best at considering the fact that you have yet to prove that there is a creator according to your bible. Regardless, the woman is better and more adapt at being who she is than your god is at being a god. Now read that again so you get it straight. 3. No you lost the god hates children debate by the beginnings of every universe imaginable. That’s because your god in fact does hate children. All it takes is simpleton reading in your arrogant bible. There isn’t one sane person on this planet that will agree with you. Once again you must think its perfectly OK and justifiable for your god to kill innocent babies and children for no reason whatsoever as the verses presented by this article clearly proves. “Every single person who has ever lived was once a child. Being a child is not a quality or a nature, but a point in development.” So according to you that child/ infant does not have the right to develop. OK great then you believe that abortions SHOULD ABSOLUTELY 100% BE LEGAL in which I have NEVER heard a christain state out of me talking with about 25,000 or so. So go out and commit some abortions right now. Become Wayne Williams, Garavito, or Andrei Chikatilo since you think you are so charming and wonderful and bright. See you cannot take your god’s word at him blatantly telling the universe in his own way that he truly hates children, and yet you, well you take his word at what other than whatever you feel like? And you ask some questions that you 100% know the answers to. Its all about power, then comes fear and then comes control. That is so easy to do with children especially when they are in pain and suffering. And your god absolutely loves to watch suffering and pain and evil and hate of every kind, otherwise he would not create it. Simple. Well I do not have enough room to get into #’s 4 and 5. But as predicted you have shown absolutely no love, care or kindness that there is within your god. None. However you have shown that there are most certainly many hypocritical contradictions and inconsistencies within your bible. So your bible is at best, confusion and is truly unreadable and wow what hypocrisy.