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Okayyyyyyyayayayakay. The KCA cosmological argument states the following premise things.Premise 1: Everyting that began to exist had a causeBasicly this is saything that sh1t don't come from nothin. Premise 2: The Universe had a cause.I didn't always exist, it began to exist.Premise 3: The universe had a cause.Then we gots our sub premisesPremise 4: That causes is godPremise 3c.4L>0: God must exist to be the causePremise -1^2: God exists.D: God is real.We know these premises are true if we look within ourselves and outside our selves.The Defense of the first premise of the KCA cosmologigical argumentNothing is nothing. Sh1t don't come from it. Because it is nothing. We see this all the time. We see that star wars, herpez, ketchup, demons, burning children, rape ect all have the cause,We all want p1 to be true. Otherwise we'll be sitting down on our beds thinking about the womens and then a razor blade would appear in our throughts and kill us (uhhh noo :( or we would be laying down and then we just have herpees. Since we know herpees has a cause i know that b1tch charline gave me it. F*cking charline, she told me she was clean wtf? I was going to ask her to marry me then she f*cking runs off with herpees infecting more victims. B1tch should be shot. B1tches aint sh1t but hoes and tricks.The defense of the second premise of the KCA cosmolgoical argumentAn infinite series of events is illogical and stupid and homophobic. Lets say I tell you I will give you an ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. In order to get this ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top you must murder a person. You murder that person and I do not give you the ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. I tell you you have to murder an infinite amount of people to get the ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. Would you ever get the ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top? No because you can never murder an infinite amount of people, thus no ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. BTW, I would've never offered a ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top, because a ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top is too good to resist. I would however kill for a ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. So if you have one name a target.The present point of the universe is like this ice cream cake brownie with frosting and chocolite with creamy filling and with whip cream on top. We can never get to it if theres an infinite series of events.The defense of the third premise in the argument were debating called the kca cosmolgoical argumentIt follows from the other two.Premise 4: That causes is godThis is known cuz the universe is materal finite and temporal. The cause must be imaterial, infinite and not within time. Then how could it be the cause? THere must be a will, if theres a will theres a mind, if theres a mind theres a god if theres a god, then he exist, if he exists im right, if im right ive fulfilled my BOP.Defense of the Premise 3c.4L>0 of the KCA cosmological argumentThis is known by definition. Yu cant act if you dont exist.Premise -1^2: God exists.THen we get our D:D: GOd exists.