Escape Plan!

I'm only slightly dissapointed by the plan to break out from my opponent. BUUUUUUT since I can't refute it here, I'll just post my plan to escape from his prison.The biggest flaw in my opponent's prison is that he allows all 150 prisoners to each lunch in the same enclosed area with only three guards to watch the lot of them. That's a 50:1 prison:guard ratio, which is just BEGGING for a riot."Well," I say, scratching my metaphorical beard with an arrogant smirk coating my lips, "Let's give them one, then."The plan would be relatively simple. All the prisoners would get word from the people in their adjoining cells that the next day during whatever meal is next, all 150 of them would swarm the three guards watching them. Since the cells are simple metal bars and they're situated next to each other, the communication could occur relatively safely. And in the event that they couldn't communicate with each other, plans could be formed during the meal itself.From there, it gets even simpler: once the meal starts, and the guards are walking around and trying to keep an eye on everyone, the 150 charge the 3 from all sides. The reason this works is becausea) Overwhelming numbers: It doesn't matter how well-trained in hand-to-hand those guards are; eventually they're going to go down.b) Battlefield Advantage: The only way smaller numbers have a decent chance against larger forces is if they can control the number of forces that get thrown at them at a time. In an open area, however, all 150 can come at them from all sides at the same time, meaning that they just get dog-piled. c) Burden Overload: Each guard has to be responsible for watching over 50 prisoners, roughly. With them trying to keep an eye on so many prisoners, it'd be relatively simple for one to come up from behind and start things off with an easy suckerpunch. Once the three guards are incapacitated, the plan is almost done. While it sucks that the door from the outside to inside the prison isn't locked, that can be solved by barricading the tables against the doors, delaying the rest of the guards from coming out for long enough for part three of the plan to come into effect: Naked time.Barded wire is kind of tricky to get past. It's hard to go through it without it cutting you to ribbons and it's hard to grab it to go over because the barbs will stab you until you're Swiss cheese. To get over it you need a way to grab it and not get stabbed by the barbs so you can pull yourself over it. Any kind of fabric or cloth, especially pant leggings, work really well for this because they take the brunt of the barb in the fabric, letting you (relatively) grab the barbed wire and pull yourself over the top of it without getting hurt. So part three is simple: take off your pants, climb the fence, use the pant leggings to cover the barbed wire and pull yourself over it, grab the pants on your way down, and you're home free. Remember to roll through the landing so you don't hurt yourself!Once you're past the fence, you're home free. Put your pants back on to show some common decency for the terrace farmer's you're running past as you peace the f*ck out. One point I'm sure my opponent's going to bring up is "WHAT ABOUT THE GUY ON THE ROOF? HE'S GOT A GUN AND HE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYTHING!!"My response? "What about him?"The gun that 9space says all guards carry (including the guy on the roof) is this hand-cannon (http://www.washingtontimes.com...). The reason I don't care about his gun is:a) It fires three calibers of ammunition, .460 Mag, .45 Colt and .454 Casull cartridges, all of which are known for having incredibly high recoil. b) He's going to be shooting that high-recoil gun from 15 stories up, only further compounding inaccuracy.c) Even if he's f*cking Clint Eastwood, he has six shots. There's 150 prisoners. Even if he hits all 6 shots and wounds/kills all six targets, there's still going to be 144 prisoners escaping. His uselessness would only be compounded by the fact that the door would be baricaded, meaning that he can't even effectively tell the guards in the prison to come: they wouldn't even be able to make it outside of the prison in time to stop anyone. So there you have it. My (relatively) fool-proof plan to escape from 9space's prison with minimal to no casualties.