It would overall be beneficial to humanity if California was blown off the face of the Earth

1) California + Obama being more compromising to Republicans"why do we want to compromise with Republicans? "Good point.... I concede this argument since i forgot that almost all republicans are completely retarded and not worth compromising with.... ;D2) If California was gone, all those hippies would be gone"I’m sorry but those hippies are absolutely pivotal to our country’s way of life. If they were gone, who would make our coffee at Starbucks?"Thats what College graduates who majored in something retarded like art or photography are for...."Hacky Sac stocks would plummet"Thats why we have other sports..."No one, and I mean no one, would have good weed"Thats what Mexicans are for....3) If California was gone, Vegas would be a close drive to the beach" Placing Sin City a short drive away from the beach transforms the single man’s haven into a pit stop for baby-packed SUV’s on their way to make little Charlie’s first sand castle."Are you kidding me? No family would ever take their young children through Vegas! You have a better chance of families dropping their kids off at Michael Jacksons house when Charlie Sheen is inside having a coke and hooker party.... Sure the kid would have the time of his life but parents are so f*cking protective of their kids that they wont even let them play in the dirt without wrapping them in bubble wrap.... Parents would never bring their kids past vegas because parents are so god damn over protective of their kids. 4) If California was gone, pollution would plummet. California may be the fourteenth greenest state but they are number one in pollution, and that math doesnt add up (since california's education system also sucks). Claifornia is a net polluter, and therefore if they were blown off the face of the earth, it would be great for the envrionment5) No california, no Mardashians"They’ve already moved on. The virus has spread. "We can take out New York and Florida to if we must. Just give me a day to move all my sh*t and ill happily vote to blow Florida to hell, cause all the weird sh*t happens in florida for some reason6) If California was gone, the movie industry would move and they wouldnt be so f*cking liberal"All the celebrities, studios, sets, props, directors, producers, extras, and agents located there would be deader than dead"Oh please. Celebrities have houses in states all over the US, not just in California! Celebrities would be fine and then they could use their millions to rebuild the movie industry somewhere else in a place that is far less liberal and crawling with homeless people....7) If California was gone New Mexico would border the ocean..."Since when do we care about New Mexico?"Sh*t, I meant Arizona. My bad. thats what I get for trusting MSNBC as a news source amirite guys ;D8) If California was gone, that would be one less place for Illegal immigrants to make their way into the US..."In this respect, these foreign workers are a plus." A plus? A PLUS!??!?! THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!!!(Guy in background yells 'DEY TERK OUR JERBS!!!!!!!')(Other guy in background yells "DA BUR DUR DURR!!!!!!')"I'm sure my opponent would reconsider if he had some landscaping he needed done"I live in Florida, thats what Cubans are for. 9) If California was gone, then Kobe and Blake Griffin would be on different teams..."lol they’d be dead."They wouldnt dead. Since neither of their teams are in the playoffs anymore they are not with their teams in California. Blake Griffin is out being awesome somewhere while Kobe is in Colorado trying to make sure that girl who accused him of rape keeps her fat whore mouth shut this time. Therefore if California was blown up they would still be alive and would be on different teams. 10/14) If California was gone, that would be 38 million people that the government would not have to spend money on...California creates the most debt in the nation...California [is] the worst state in the nation in terms of regulating businesses would be gone..."The state’s removal 100% guarantees financial calamity on a national and global scale."That just doesnt make any sense though, If California is such a great state for wealth then why is it the biggest producer of debt in the US? California may look like its doing well, but the heart monitor says that California is dead, which means its time to fire up the ovens and incinerate this mother f*cker. And plus we can live without Apple and Google.... Mac's are a complete joke while Google wrecks every relationship Ive ever been in. My girlfriend wants to look up 'Apples' and the minute she types the 'A' into google the first thing google recommends is 'ASIAN A** PORN' because GOOGLE LIKES TO FINISH OTHER PEOPLE'S SENTENCES LIKE AN ANNOYING CLINGY GIRLFRIEND. If we want to look something up on the internet then people could use Wikipedia or Bing instead. Ah who am I kidding, nobody uses Bing. Still we have wikipedia and DDO so that works itself out. "do you also hate boobs?"Yes I hate boobs. I hate how whenever I look at a good pair of them I just want to motorboat the living sh*t out of them....." California is also home to 8 of the 10 sexiest cities in the country"But you forget con, we are people on DDO. All of you reading this right now are incapable of getting a girlfriend, yet alone one who registers a 10 on the sexter scale! Plus you cant stare at them without their steroid injected douchebag boyfriends beating the hell out of you either, so to hell with all of them.... We still have foreign spanish babes in texas and florida we can go after, If that fails we can do what everyone else does and just claim that we have a hot girlfriend who lives up in Canada somewhere. 11) If California was gone, then China would have to go that much further to invade the US mainland "I don’t know about you but when our future and inevitable Chinese masters (long live the Emperor) make their way to our mainland, I want to make it as pleasant an experience for them as possible."If you want their arrival to be pleasant, then you would still support getting rid of California! LAX (the LA airport) is the size of frickin Utah and the 405 highway is called the 405 because people only go 4 o' 5 miles an hour.... Plus there wont have to encounter California drivers who I swear drive around like they have a deathwish....."13) If California was gone, Ronald Reagan would have become Governor of a different state, and who wouldnt love having Ronald Reagan as their senator?""I’ll see you one Reagan and raise you a Schwarzenegger. You don’t want that guy roaming free, legislating people on the street"Um, Yes I do! When the robots rise up I think it would be best to have the guy who was the f*cking terminator be in charge of my state to lead the resistance!