It's time to crackdown on cashpoint cripples.

Far be it from me to accuse my opponent of being in cohorts with the Prince of Darkness to destroy mankind. However, I am confident that the harrowing information you are about to read - which I deemed too ghastly to divulge earlier - will absolutely convince you to vote against my dear rival. Let it be known, the opposition's proposal will bring about the apocalypse - the dreaded annihilation of the earth and man. Before I can illustrate this, however, I must begin by addressing the most underlying and basic issue that makes my rival's measure so horrendously diabolical - the mass slaughter of innocent human lives. There must be absolutely no doubt in any reader's mind - the persons my opponent wishes to be viciously murdered are all "innocent until proven guilty", and have the chance to contest any accusations in a court of law.[1] And do not be fooled, o my brothers and sisters, for the savage method of punishment supported by my rival, shots to the knees, will almost always prove deadly, as such ferocious weapons are commonly used by specialized law enforcement to blast open doors, not to mention the extreme blood loss that would be experienced.[2] Even further alarming is the fact that the opposition provides absolutely no age restrictions on who he wishes to be ferociously executed, only that they not be paralyzed, are able to drive and have a bank account. Bank accounts can be held by any legal citizen, and in the United States, minors as young as 14 years are able to drive.[3] Alas, my dear friends, the measure so enthusiastically supported by the opposition would throw open the door for the brutal executions of innocent children, pregnant mothers and any of the hundreds of millions of people that meet the three aforementioned criteria. As if this scenario were not reason enough to shun the opposing measure, let us not forget the cataclysmic apocalypse that would certainly follow. It must be considered that for my opponent to actually convince any government to pass his utterly abhorrent measure, he would need a powerful method to do so. Let us assume he joined forces with an excellent rhetorician, as many fiendish orators have used their words to push abhorrent agendas upon the public.[4] Furthermore, when we consider that Armageddon has been predicted to fall December 21st, 2012 [5], it becomes extremely likely that such an orator would be none other than the prophesied Antichrist, and due to his aspirations of world domination, he would surely see to it that this atrocious measure was passed world-wide, not just in the UK. The key turning point would be, of course, when upright citizens stage massive uprisings against the governments that have betrayed them. This will undoubtedly occur, of course, due to the many civil rights unions and watchdog groups that would rally their followers to action. One could feebly attempt to argue that stopping at ATM's would cease, due to the deterrent element, but as we all know, the human spirit is rebellious and will violently clash against any laws deemed unfair by the masses, rather than peacefully accept the circumstances yet feel oppressed.[6] Soon, in order to suppress the rebellions, the governments would need to adopt even more severe and ultra-violent punishments for the people, which would only stir them to more anger and eventually total chaos would erupt. This would be the beginning of the end. Dearest reader, you mustn't allow the opposition to swindle you with his clever trivializations, but see that he is purposely trying to desensitize you to violence and brutality.[7] It is obvious that he is playing dubious mind-games in a furtive attempt to rewire your mindset, and even goes so far as to give royal praise to the 1975 Ford Pinto, an infamous and extremely dangerous car which not only dealt a severe blow to Ford's reputation, but would also become known as "the barbecue that seats four."[8] So, as has been clearly illustrated, the barbaric measure proposed by my opponent will not only lead to the brutal slayings of millions of innocent lives, the rise of the Antichrist, and the onset of Armageddon, but also unprecedented and severe traffic congestion, due to the massive rioting/ looting that would occur as a result. Furthermore, it is very likely that my rival's car would be burned for sport by ruffians, as is extremely commonplace in extreme civic unrest, and his original problem would then become his least. So I say to you, o my brothers and sisters - let us squash this apocalyptic measure while we still can. Let us protect our innocent, ensure our futures, and preserve our world. Let us not be swindled and fooled into sealing our own fates. Let us Vote Con. [1]http://tinyurl.com... [2]http://tinyurl.com... [3]http://tinyurl.com... [4]http://tinyurl.com... [5]http://tinyurl.com... [6]http://tinyurl.com... [7]http://tinyurl.com... [8]http://tinyurl.com...