You can not get me to say no

Question time, yay. Are you stupid? yes Have you read War and Peace? yes Can you do a triple back flip on Rollerblades? yes If the above answer is yes, was this you? http://www.youtuberepeat.com...... yes Are you Chuck Norris? yes Is Chuck Norris goanna kill you for saying you're Chuck Norris? yes Will Chuck Norris spare you if you say (the word)? yes Will you say (the word) then? yes Well, say (the word). yes Will the world end on Dec. 21, 2012? yes Are we debating on Face book? yes Are we debating on Debate.org? yes Do I win this debate? yes sihgnvsdlgbvslkgjbsdligh? yes YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!! yes Well young lady, have you been good to your mother? yes Is the answer to this question (the word)? yes (But you said it not me :D) Do you wish I would stop asking questions? yes Are you dead? yes Are you alive? yes Is it important to check your grammar and spelling, otherwise you may be penalized by the voters? yes Are you a trillionaire? yes Are you homeless? yes Time for my essay -__- Yes ladies and gentle beans, I am homeless. It all started four score and seven years ago, when I was dating this really stuck up b*tch. She was sick of me living in her house and eating all of her cheetos so she kicked me out. After a few months of walking around with my brother Randy I met another stuck up b*tch only this time she was blonde. This is where my story begins, my name is earl. Well I made the unfortunate decision of drinking one fateful night, and this blonde chick tricked me into marrying her! Turns out she was just using me as a source of income for her and her unborn son. I went along with this for a while because the sex was pretty great, and after the baby was born randy had someone to play with. We ended up stealing alot of stuff and that brings bad karma, but ill talk about that later. One day I was at a gas station attempting to rob some chump. After getting his wallet I thought id buy a lottery ticket, test my luck. To my surprise I had won a million dollars! Right after I ran outside I was hit by a car and sent to the hospital. It hurt really bad, like imagine falling 100 stories into a bed of cacti. Suffice to say, it hurt like a b*tch. While lying in that hospital bed, I was watching some homosexual on TV talk about Karma. I realized that this event was karma trying to tell me to turn my life around. So while in the hospital I wrote a list of all the bad stuff I've ever done and decided to right those wrongs. Of course I had to wait a while due to the substantial injuries. Luckily there was plenty of porn. Once I got out I started on my list. After completing my first item, the lottery ticket I had won came back to me! That's when I knew karma was real. I continued to have many adventures and help many people. I also pissed off alot of people. It all worked out in the end. I soon found out my wife was cheating on me with crab man so I had to leave her. It was a sad time in my life and didn't know if I could go on. I continued with my quest to complete the list, but with less enthusiasm. Eventually I got a job at a appliance store with randy. I worked hard to become successful and soon I was a floors salesman. Long story short I ended up in jail. I did a whole lot of stuff for the warden so he would let me out early. So about six months and 3,046 masturbation sessions later I was free again. Karma had betrayed me though. I decided to turn to a life of crime again. It was really fun stealing again, I even stole some cheetos. Guess karma wasn't very happy with what I was doing because she hit me with a car again, only this time I didn't win money. I was in a concussion for who knows how long? My friends were just messing around and getting high the whole time. Eventually I woke up and started doing good deeds again. I even got married to this other girl who got hit by a car. After about two weeks of marriage I gave up and decided it couldn't work out. She ended up becoming Amish, lol what? Randy developed type two diabetes and had to have his leg amputated and those were trying times. Crab man and his kids were sent away by the witness protection program, as well as my b*tch ex wife. I was lost and decided it was time to end it all. I went on a killing spree with my 12 gauge killing everyone in sight. After the massacre I fled. My money was gone so I couldn't have made bail. The only safe place left was the forest. Now I travel through out the forest, homeless, naked, hungry. I do shrooms and eat dead squirrels everyday, my name is earl. Hope you guys enjoyed that :D "Do you have any comments on my speech about the word no? Did you even read it? It's important." Yes I do actually. I thought it was dumb. "Please say the exext opposite of the following: YES" What is an exext opposite? Not a logical question. "Please quote the following in your response: NO" YES, you didn't say I had to, you said "please". "Please have a conversation with Cleverbot. http://cleverbot.com...... During your conversation, tell him to say (the word) at least three times. Quote the entire conversation here." The whole point of this debate was for you to inadvertently make me say the word, not forcibly. And I never said that you were making the rules, in fact I said it with sarcasm in parentheses to remind you that you aren't supposed to be making the rules. This is something that would forcibly make me say the word. That not cool. "And since I'm making the rules apparently, I might as well tell you this: Say "(the word)". If you refuse to do this, that's the equivalent of saying (the word), since you're rejecting to say (the word), and we agreed earlier that the definition of (the word) is a verb meaning to reject, refuse approval, or express disapproval. It says it right here: http://dictionary.reference.com...... If you ignore this, that's also saying (the word). So in one way or another, you must say (the word)." Please refer to what I stated above. "Watch this: http://objection.mrdictionary.net...... What did Pheonix Wright say? Quote his exact words." He said "Objection!" Other than that there was text. I have been able to answer all questions that could be answered, and avoided saying the word. Although my opponent tried methods of making me say the word forcibly, I repelled his troll powers. I would also like to point out how funny it is that he wanted people to not vote and let this be a tie. Like you guys wouldn't vote for who clearly made the better arguments, and responded well. I hope you all enjoyed reading this and I really hope you vote for me. I'm sure that my opponent will be releasing his rage upon his next response as to why you should vote for him because I didn't respond to his none answerable questions. Good night, and peace be with you. Vote me! :D