The US should allow other countries to rent major US states, and charge the sh** out of them for it

1) Gators" There are 1.3 million alligators there [1]. Can you imagine renting that place? Talk about a dangerous animal."Have you SEEN Australia? In Australia its news when they find an animal that ISNT deadly, and gators arent even that deadly! Since the year 2000, only 13 people in the US have been killed by gators.... The last one happened in 2007, and in that incident a guy hid in the pond when trying to hide from the cops, so he kinda had it cominghttp://en.wikipedia.org..."Can you imagine what would happen if a country like France, who no body likes anymore anyway, tried to rent out that area? Their embassies would be attacked. The landlords would become one with the land if you know what I mean (they'd be found in either feces or decomposing matter)"Sounds like France's problem to me, and as you said, nobody likes the French, so who gives a sh**?2) Rednecks in Texas"they'll blow your head off if you mess with Texas."lol no they wont, America f*cks with the Dallas Cowboys and the Houston Texans all the time, and the last candidate to run from President was Rick Perry who lets face it, EVERYONE messed with him. Hell I think even God himself likes to mess with Rick Perry.... He may have even MADE Rick Perry JUST to mess with Texas....."It just takes one rumor that the renting country hates any of the following: beer, their moms, or Jesus, and suddenly an army of rednecks will be at the doors of the new country's temporary government, and there will be a massacre."Have you MET rednecks? The only way you could mobilize rednecks to do anything ever is when the words 'Daytona 500' and 'Tomorrow!' are used..... Rednecks dont give two sh**s about politics as long as it doesnt affect their access to Bud Light and football on TV. "You'd need to bring the army in for that, but we all know who would win"Seriously? Texas is invaded every day by an army of Mexicans and Texas is getting its A** whipped.... If Texas cant handle illegal immigrants then they wouldnt be able to handle a foreign army that actually is armed. 3) Bad drivers "California has some of the worst drivers in the states [3]. Heard of a California stop? One of those almost killed me the other day. If you haven't heard of it, it just means you don't really stop at the stop sign. Not to mention the people there are generally too drugged to be paying attention to the road anyway. Who wants that?"Its kind of hard to sell bad drivers as a conflict point since just about every European Nation has it so that people drive on TEH OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. Hell, Germany doesnt even have speed limits on some of their highways and they are the strongest power in Europe! You think theyre going to be phased by the sh**ty drivers in California? They all drive those 2 inch smart cars anyways, theyre not even real cars :P==============================================================================================Reasons why this program would be a good thing1) The US could knock out 1.25 trillion of its debt MINIMUM, which would go a long way in fixing that whole debt thing2) Makes elections a lot more fair. Republicans, wouldnt it be nice to have a presidential election or two where the Democratic Party doesnt have the entire state of California or New York in their corner every single time???? With this program, that could happen, and you all might actually win an election! :D3) The 4 states that are elegible to be rented suck. (Texas, Cali, NY, and Florida are on everyones shortlist of states theyd like to see leave the nation)4) The renter nations may turn the state into something better when we get it back!5) Its impossible for the states to be even sh*ttier when we get them back because those states are complete sh** anyways6) If there IS some damage, we can just charge that much more from the renter nation who let it happen. If you ding up a rented car, you still have to pay for it7) We could make an a**load charging insurance for those states for nations scared of getting a penalty! If you pay extra to own Texas then you might as well be able to beat the sh** out of it since youve kinda earned it at this point.....