Mitt Romney's name is more swell Barack Obama's

AnagramsAnagrams are the practice of rearranging letters in a word to form new words. unfortunately, Doing that for Barack Obama is pretty much impossible [1]. All that you can really anagram is gibberish like "A Cab Bra Amok" and "Baa Cab Ark Om." With Mitt Romney, however, you get anagrams such as "Yo, Mr. Mitten," "Memory Tint" and "Not My Merit [2]." As you can see, Mitt Romney's anagrams are far superior to Barack Obama's.An example I will use is from Harry Potter, and the name Tom Marvolo Riddle. Although the name is pretty good by itself, would it be half as swell if it didn't anagram to "I am Lord Voldemort?" [3] I think not. Also, Elvis (Presley)'s first name famously anagrams to "Lives," which sparked a conspiracy theory all on its own. The theory is more widely entertained than you think [4] [5] [6]. If anagrams are used as a tactic to make a name more swell in a worldwide bestseller, and able to start conspiracy theories, then why can't they make Mitt Romney's name swell (or at least more swell than Obama.)MeaningsThe meanings of Romney's names far exceed Obama's (which is nothing.) Willard, Mitt Romney's first name as you pointed out, means brave or resolute [7]. "Romney" means winding river. [8] Although the winding river part is not particularly compelling, since Barack Obama's name means nothing, I think this is a solid reason why Romney's name is more swell.Puns: Rebuttal (Of both the case that Obama's name is extremely punnable, and that Mitt Romney's is not)As one of your sources you cited Icanhaz.cheezburger.com, and pointed out that Mitt Romney only has two puns on it, but you never mentioned that Obama only had seven [9]. And, considering that the popular masses had known about Obama for quite a lot longer than they knew about Mitt Romney, I don't see much of a difference here.As for the fact that Barack Obama's name is easily punnable, I don't see this to be a very compelling reason for a swell name because puns are widely considered to be the lowest tier of humor [10] [11]. Since they are so easy to make and sometimes make people utter a forced chuckle, puns are the ideal canidates for popsicle sticks. The popsicles themselves are pretty swell, but the stick? I tend to throw them away before I read a word.III would like to add that I do have one man who came from the top of my head, and that is Jack White III (musician,) but I'm not going to pretend one name is going to help me rebut this argument. My point here is that the "II" indicates that there has been another Barack Obama before him. Why should we praise a name that has been reused like your cousin's hand-me-downs? Also, traditionally, you only start putting numbers in your name after a third generation, so that means that Obama was the fifth Barack! Would you think that a Pink Floyd DSOTM shirt is still swell after four of your cousins had used it? I think not! Romney's first nameFirst of all, we are not debating whether Romney thinks his name is swell, we are debating if it is a fact. Also, I have provided a list of celebreties who go by their middle name [12]. And that only covers a couple. Here are some more: Ryan Phillippe -- his real name is Matthew Ryan PhillippeAshton Kutcher -- his real name is Christopher Ashton Kutcher Bruce Willis -- his real name is Walter Bruce WillisBrad Pitt -- his real name is William Bradley Pitt.Antonio Banderas -- real name is Jose Antonio Dominguez BanderaGarth Brooks - his real name is Troyal Garth BrooksPeter Coyote -- his real name is Robert Peter CohonJohn Denver -- his real name is Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.Farrah Fawcett -- real name is Mary Farrah Lori Fawcett Will Ferrell – real name is John William FerrellKelsey Grammar – real name is Allen Kelsey GrammerFaith Hill -- Audrey Faith PerryHugh Laurie – real name is James Hugh Calum LaurieAndie Macdowell -- Rosalie Anderson MacDowellPenny Marshal -- Carole Penny MaschiarelliJust because Willard Romney goes by "Mitt," doesn't mean that its because he thinks its lame. 1. http://wordsmith.org...2. http://wordsmith.org...;3. http://en.wikipedia.org...4. http://www.probatelawyerblog.com...5. http://www.youtube.com...6. http://www.theelvisisalivemuseum.com...;7. http://www.meaning-of-names.com...;8. http://www.meaning-of-names.com...;9. http://icanhas.cheezburger.com...;10. http://puzzles.about.com...;11. See Samuel Johnson and his quotes12. http://www.quora.com...;(look at third list)