Christians are zombies!!!

"Jesus represents what replaces or takes over the truth in you or somehting.."To most Christians, Jesus would represent the Messiah, also known as the Son of God. They also believe Jesus was both divine and human, not a zombie. I'm not sure what you mean by Jesus taking over the truth in me or something else, but perhaps you mean that Jesus, and by extension Christianity are lies that replace the "truth" in people. "that is human, jesus reincarnated, created out of fiction, the son of god or the son of the fiction writer, to take a serisouly stupid persons body"It is true that Jesus was raised from the dead according to the bible (Jesus in the Gospel of John). However, Jesus was not a "zombie", but a human who suffered the pains and temptations of a mortal man, yet he did not sin. The assumption that Jesus was created out of fiction is an argument from ignorance as we can't definitively say whether Jesus even existed. To assume that the entire Bible (old and new) is fiction is rather ambitious, but that is your right I suppose. Jesus as the son of a fiction writer? So Mary and Joseph are somehow fiction writers? I know of no books written by either of them, unless the evil Catholics/Protestants/Orthodoxs/Lutherans/Calvanists suppressed this information. If the bible is to believed, Jesus would have been one of the smartest people alive at the time. "They are following their telepathic killer idol, and see it as healing.. but they dont heal the blind, they make the seeing go blind by belief, and pecieve it as healing"I can not definitvely say whether telepathy is involved in Christianity (mayber prayer?), so I won't argue this point. Unless you believe Jesus was God, he never killed anyone. Yes, Jesus "killed" a tree (Mark 11) and killed some pigs (Matthew 8) but I can find no reference of him killing any humans. As to whether Jesus healed the blind, according to the Gospel of John, 9:1–12, Jesus did heal a Rabbi who had been blind since birth. I can find no evidence of his followers healing the blind, as they weren't divine as he was. You would be correct in your claim that Jesus made a seeing person blind. In the Acts of the Apostles (9) Jesus blinded Saul (Paul) for a period of 3 days. This isn't because Jesus was a "zombie," but because Saul had persecuted Jesus. He later became a devotted follower of Jesus.Christ=see returning rise form.. christian=see returning rise form i unknown..so jesus is a zombie virus, and christians are the infected.. they drink human blood and eat human flesh at the alters in their churchesThis is where you descend into borderline lunacy as Jesus was not a zombie virus nor are all Christians "infected" by this supposed zombie who died thousands of years ago. Genesis 9:2-4, specifically prohibits the consumption of blood, as does Genesis 9:4 and Leviticus 17:14. As for this cannabilism, Genesis 9:6, Genesis 1:26–27 all seperate humans from animals, thus heavily implying that animal meat is fine while consuming human meat is rehensible. Various incidents of canabilism are mentioned througnout the bible, but they are all shown in a negative light. I've been to church many times, and I've seen absolutely no circumstances of flesh or blood comsumption. If this were an occasional happening I'm fairly confident we'd see much more public outrage. Apologies for the rather rudimentary (Redditesque) format and my lack of biblical knowledge. Thanks vi_spex for the interesting proposal.