Talk a stranger out of suicide

Hi Adam, my name is Imabench. I dont know what the f*ck took TUF so long but listening to him babble on and on made me wanna jump off a building and kill myself, you know what im saying? LOLListen im not going to bullsh*t you, i'll give it to you straight. There are only two reasons why people do what it is your doing. 1) They are blaming themselves for something that they couldnt control or didnt cause2) They are blaming themselves for messing up something that could have been fixed. If its the first one Adam, then there is no reason why you should be out here. There is so much of the world that we try to control but the simple thing is that we cant control anything at all. The world has its own mind and its own free will, just like you Adam. We all try to control things that we cant control, and we cant lose our minds every time we try to control something and fail. The world has its own way of working and if you stick through all of the crappy parts, it will always works out in the end. When my dad died from cancer I wanted to jump too, I was just a freshman in high school when it happened, I still had half a childhood to celebrate with my dad and I had all of that taken away from me by something i didnt have any control over. They say that children are supposed to bury their parents, but mine happened too soon.... too soon. I went through the phases too, denial, anger, sadness, all of that, but i still cant accept it, even four years later. There will be tragic stuff in your life that you simply cannot control, but you shouldnt opt for death just because you hit a rough spot in your life though, you have to press on because its the worst of times that makes the best of times the best of times...... Now the only other reason you could be out here Adam is if you made a mistake about something you did have control over. We all make mistakes from time to time, and some times we f*ck up pretty big. My biggest screw up was probably the time i dyed my balls green..... What happened was that I went to a University of Miami football game with green hair to see If I could get on TV, which I did, but then when later that night I had to shower and wash it all out. However all of the green hair water trickled from my hair down my body and it all somehow met up "south of the border".............. at the "party zone"........... to throw one hell of a fiesta. Green haired Imabench: (Yes im nuts ;D)Now that doesnt sound like something I couldnt control but it got much worse. Rather than try to viciously wash it out and do irreparable damage to my own goods, I chose to leave it there and over time it would simply go away as I "landscaped" the affected area. What I didnt know is that green hair dye that stays in hair for more than 3 days in a row starts to itch like its being rubbed by a cheese grater......So for an entire month of my life I considered mutilating George Washington to relieve the itching. I named my goods George Washington because its patriotic, it looks like its 50 years old, and it loves freedom but thats besides the point. My point is, no matter how big of a mistake you could make, it could always have ended more catastrophically. To quote Bill Clinton, "If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person." And I learned that month never to dye my balls green, and that actually makes me a better person since I learned from my mistake."Im going to go back inside now and I would like it if you came too......... Because I got some nice stinky weed and I cant smoke all of this stuff by myself, I could use your help :)