DDO Olympics: Trolling Prelims - Morgan Freeman

Goodness gracious are there some flaws to address. *ahem* "I should point out that my opponent has displayed the image of Miley Cyrus. That's a conduct violation at the least, and under normal circumstances would be worthy of a temp ban. Unfortunately, Miley stole the ban hammer for her music video."This statement makes it blatantly obvious that my opponent skipped over my warning regarding this material and my advice to only view if drunk. Maybe if she had taken the minimum four shots required prior to viewing this video she wouldn't be accussing me of conduct violation. *Passes out shots to all readers* Furthermore, the fact that she skipped over this disclaimer indicates that she immediately proceeded to watch the video without carefully scanning how it relates to our crucial debate, indicating that her love for Miley Cyrus overpowered her own ability to follow the rules of conduct. Given that this is true we can see that Jonbonbon is actually a closet Cyrus fan and therefore, through application of Tu Quoque argumentation, we can see that all of her arguments are irrelevant. "Also, I'd like to point out that my opponent's definitions are still pretty abusive. The relation to Supernatural and these semantics is the equivalent of putting ketchup on a salmon. Who does that?" First of all - ketchup on salmon is delicious and my opponent is flawed for knocking it before trying it. This can be seen at the following link - http://www.debate.org...;(For more details view the album description).Therefore proving that people do put ketchup on salmon, upholds that Supernatural may be equated to these semantics. So naahh-naahh-nah-nah-naaahhhhhh."As my video evidence points out, Morgan Freeman narrates everything on earth. He must then by necessity be narrating Supernatural and is therefore the one who is actually in control of it. He also narrates the actions of the people on set making him the supreme director"Here is a link to the full cast list of Supernatural. http://www.imdb.com...;Search Morgan Freeman's name (feel free to do so by using the ctrl + f function or whatever method you desire) .... he is not a part of this cast. Furthermore, even if this gross mistatement where true, my opponent still hasn't shown how Morgan Freeman IS Supernatural. Therefore, still fails to uphold her side. Given that my opponent has be uterly creamed in the semantics argument, failed to address Miley Cyrus appropriately, is now an outed Miley Cyrus fan, failed to prove how Morgan Freeman is Supernatural and MOST IMPORTANTLY - never thanked me for telling her that "I love the way you lie" nor replied with any message of similar virtue (don't even try now because *cue video in top right*[http://www.youtube.com...] ) therefore showing complete disrespect for me and our love/hate/abusive relationship we clearly share thus leaving me to conclude that our previously held adoration has melted away leaving me to conclude that *cue next video* [http://www.youtube.com...] .For all of this we can see that not only do I win, but Jonbonbon has cut out my heart, smashed it into a pulp and has left me to go cry in a corner alone; for even though I am clearly right in this dispute - I've lost my love.