Team rap battle: Truth_Seeker and lannan13 vs. JasperFrancisShickadance and RevL8ion

Jasper @ T_s You two dyslexics are in a vulgaris fantasy abyss T_s can't fit the pieces together, can't even dis Y'all crack pimps fail every time you try-a play Tetris Rev reminisces, my cat hisses at yo hallucinogenics I know what your thinking, what's going on in Truth seeker's head! It's obvious he can't write raps cuz o his past, yea that's what he said! There once was a user of DDO, she friended fabrication-noncandidate GCL is still a part of his heart, just not of his life, his flirts were too late! Mister Crap you don't know the difference between jack and queen Who's your wife? Or are ya gay, with a two dolla transgender spleen? You fhucking don't know what you said, that my mate is an attractive male!?!! Your hair is so ugly and curly they'd sell it at Arby's and make a great sale! [1] So get yo shitt together and move along, annoying a$s An' if you don't, Ima fill you up with Sars and deadly gas [10] God loves yall but not as much as me, Ima sinner past My righteousness holds accountable for a Heaven pass! Yo, we all know you are out of your minds completely Did I literally just hear ya call me a tomboyish hillbilly? Sure, I like country music, fact I can sing Sunshine n Whiskey But I rap like I can't stop and Pop culture is what creates me I mean c'mon, I sing Let It Go from the box office beautifully You know I like princesses yet you laughably call me a tomboy! RevNge @ Lanaan Your verse is so crappy, stick to fighting Iraqi All I can tell is that you're triggerhappy I attack you decay, now get on your knees and pray You got raped in the army on your first day Jasper @ Both Pros You stay away from the heat we bring Cuz you might catch the Ebola we sing That's why ya be dead before this ends People scared o us cuz of our rear ends Truth-plus-thirteen means you are lame n' superstitious! Nobody likes ya illusory, suspicious, religious business! When it comes to November fourth Obama'll be impeached Ima take the throne like the queen in Esther 1:11 preached! [2] I sting harder than a million bees on ya RevNge sings "Russian" like it's nuthin awe! [3] I rap with percussion, there's no damm flaw You get convulsion from my discussion and maw! [4] But in all serious, free will gets us caught If we all used crack we'd be sold n' bought Y'all don't know what it's like a be sought My daddy is a King and he's who you daunt! Rev @ T_S You think you can rap while you're just a false prophet Your skill's are lower than a damn Aniston's profit Like your battle versus Mikal it might be better to forfeit! Now shut up and listen and come out of the closet! Jasper @ L13 I look you up Lanaan, Google ya images cuz your eyes are like cannons [9] They bug out of your skin dat's white, I give you breathes in tiny rations You cuss at RevNge, I choke your throat and breath fire like we dragons My homie and I tackle yall asses at different angles, feed you acids in gallons! I can see through your bone head too, so-called Sargent of Costa Rica [5] You're defenseless, shittty, ya embarrass, a pity infectious amoeba! [6] I know the secrets of attack, the itinerary of pouncing like a cheetah Lucky for you nobody knows you in real life, if I were T_s I'd rebel 'gainst ya! You say you're the Creator, thanks for the info It's obvious you created the Qing Dynasty Fresco! [7] We figured out easily that you're secretly Soulja Boy [8] Lanaan, you and T_s are gon be incinerated and destroy(ed) Yeah I googled you on the Internet I was told you "terminated" n' that's set I google myself and that's not what I get! Man, I always win moola from your bet(s)! I'll take your rotten hat and hang it on your wart-filled nose That will make you dead pretty as you lay in your casket pose That stutter of yours explain why you've never had a friend! Nobody appreciates your way of talk our your fat faggot end! [1] http://cdn.instructables.com... and http://cdn.funcheap.com... [2] http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org... [3] [4] http://www.rhymezone.com... [5] http://imaginationforpeople.org... [6] http://www.rhymezone.com... [7] http://www.huffingtonpost.com... [8] http://www.imdb.com... [9] http://www.google.com... [10] http://en.wikipedia.org...