Ultimate Team War - RMS Titanic

I must now select my final two team members: Team Member 4: Magikarp ("Pokï¿½mon" anime) [1] Magikarp is a hopelessly pathetic Pokï¿½mon, knowing only Splash, Tackle, and Flail. It's only two good traits are its decent speed and its potential for evolution. Other than that, it's a flopping paperweight. Team Member 5: Giga Lakitu's [2] Cloud [3] This is a large, purple cloud, usually the chariot of King Lakitu. It stores a tremendous amount of lightning that it can fire down to the ground from tremendous altitudes. For a cloud, it's pretty solid, as it is capable of carrying something as huge as Giga Lakitu. That will be my team. It sure was difficult to try to get a variety of characters. Now, for my team's strategy, my team will split into two groups: the Dark Magician, and everybody else. Dark Magician will use his power of "Mystic Box" to surround himself with the Mystic Box, which will then be speared repeatedly with magic swords. Harold will simultaneously be enveloped by another Mystic Box. Suddenly, the Dark Magician will jump out of Harold's Mystic Box, astonishing everybody on Team CON, as poor Harold is suddenly found on Deck D with multiple stab wounds, his hand still holding his wonderful magic crayon. With surprise still on his side, the Dark Magician will then another power, "Diffusion Wave-Motion," unleashing numerous blasts at all of Team CON, wrecking total havoc. The Doctor will probably survive, and Master Khan will probably protect himself with a magical shield, but Hellboy and Deadshot won't be so lucky, as they have no defense against magic. The Dark Magician will then engage in combat with The Doctor and Master Khan, preparing to counter whatever strategy my opponent can come up with. Meanwhile, back on Deck D, Kirby will eat Harold's purple crayon, endowing upon him the convinently fitting ability of Paint Kirby. He will then paint two cellphones, similar to the ones in "Kirby and the Amazing Mirror," for communication between Link and Kirby. Link will fire his Clawshot at a window, shattering it, and he, Kirby, Magikarp, and the Cloud abandon ship. Magikarp will splash harmlessly into the water, Kirby will float down gently, and the Cloud will just float around carrying Link. Link will don his helpful Magic Armor to protect himself from attacks through the use of his wallet, while Kirby will start painting more Rupees for Link to refuel with later. Exposed to this sudden turmoil and chaos, Magikarp will dramatically evolve into the extremely powerful water dragon Gyarados, with precedent in the episode "Pokï¿½mon Shipwreck. " Link will then equip his Hawkeye as Cloud floats to above the Titanic, but distant enough that Deadshot would have an impossible time finding him and sniping him, observing what has happened with the Dark Magician's immediate offensive. If any enemies are actually still standing, Link will snipe them secretly from a distance with his Hero's Bow, with them not even knowing what hit them and incapable of stopping him. This strategy is subject to change depending on what Link actually sees. Link will also relay his observations to Kirby via cellphone, allowing Kirby to change strategy if need be. After twelve minutes, the Titanic will collapse. Gyarados is completely unaffected, Kirby is riding atop Gyarados, and Link and Cloud are safely floating in the air. Meanwhile, all of Team CON will helplessly drown, ending the war in my favor. Well, that's all the strategy I have for now. Good luck, Chrysippus! 1. . http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net...(Pok%C3%A9mon) 2. . http://www.mariowiki.com... 3. . http://www.mariowiki.com...