My Opponent Likes The Food of McDonald's

Ha ha, this is amusing, I think m opponent is playing dumb. I am not Johnny Depp nor am I his biggest fan, my opponent believes I am Johnny Depp's biggest fan simply because my picture is of Johnny Depp. Sure, I am his fan, but that doesn't mean that I do everything Johnny does. Ludicrous! For the record, my opponent has failed, misarably, to prove that even Johnny Depp likes McDonald's. _________________________________________________________ THIS REMAINED UNREFUTED FROM ROUND 2: "Let us assume: Let's have fun and assume that my opponent is correct. Let us assume that I am Johnny Depp, I would still admit that I do not enjoy the edible products of McDonald's, none of my opponent's "evidence" proves anything to the contrary. Take his first source for example: http://www.primenewswire.com... In October 2006, Johnny Depp was awarded the "Courage to Care Award" along with McDonald's CEO. Exactly, that is all that the piece of evidence asserts. Sure, McDonald's CEO and Johnny Depp receive the same award, BUT, this has nothing to do with him enjoying the food of McDonald's. His second source: http://www.yelp.com... This source is illegitimate considering that this is simply a reviews section of yelp.com. This was written by some random reviewer, clearly not a reliable source. Even if Johnny Depp used to be a kids meal toy, that doesn't mean he actually likes to eat McDonald's. I mean, everyone would say yes to a 15 million dollar check, if all you had to do was be a doll for a restaurant, despite whether or not you like their food. His third and final source: http://johnnydeppfan.com... And I quote, "Mr. Depp said with a laugh. "At least I have something to fall back on. If things don't work out, in a couple of years I may be doing birthday parties at McDonald's -- as Edward. You know, 200 bucks a party." First: He only says this would be a last resort. Second: This was obviously intended as a joke, as pointed out by the laugh. Third: This is not the conventional job of a McDonald's employee, he would be performing, therefore he would be a performer that happens to be in McDonald's. Fourth: If my opponent responds by saying, "if he doesn't LIKE McDonald's then why does he say he would work there?" I'd argue that, as pointed out by my opponent in his opening statement, McDonald's is an extremely popular restaurant, therefore, it would only make sense for him to refer to a generic restaurant as opposed to a restaurant of choice or preference. Fifth: This laugh may offer insight upon Johnny Depp's inner animosity towards McDonald's. Sixth: Even if you want to accept this as true, this still does not mean that Johnny Depp actually likes the food of McDonald's." ___________________________________________________________ This above information proves that Johnny Depp is not a fan of McDonal's, this has remained unrefuted and my opponent intentionally attemps to avoid it. So, even IF I were Johnny Depp's biggest fan, and I followed his lead, I STLL wouldn't like the food of McDonald's. To the extent that my opponent offers you a muddled interpretation and never proves that I like the food of McDonald's, I ask you to vote CON. Thank you for your time and consideration, - Protagoras of Abdera P.S. My opponent's statement edited, "Again, Johnny Depp's biggest fan (DISPUTED TWICE) would want to emulate his idol Johnny Depp (NOT MY IDOL). Johnny Depp likes the food of McDonald's because of his affiliation with the company (PRO DROPS MY ARGUMENTS REGARDING THIS POINT). Therefore, my opponent (DOES NOT) like the food of McDonald's (addressed 3 times by CON). Please stop lying to the voters PRO, they aren't idiots. :D