WIFE vs HUSBAND ROUND 1!!!!!

Have you tried listening to yourself on a tape recorder? If you did you probably would vomit because when you actually think about what you're saying, you will realize it doesn't make a lick of sense. Gladys's eats too much because she has prader wily syndrome, that's a disorder she can't help it, you are cruel, you need to get to know people before you start spouting out the mouth. Beth? Ha of course you don't want to get started with her because you know she might spill your secret that before we met, you had sex with her while she was on her period while she was eating chocolate cake watching Americans next top model she said you was so bad she had to do other things to entertain herself. And you know what? You don't hate my friends, you hate yourself because you can't have what you want, all my friends tell me you drool without realizing it when we all hang out together. One of them caught you starring at her leg for 45minutes during the movie; because it was dark you thought she didn't notice. Okay, So you did digging, you probably got my twin sister and even if it was me, I prefer to take responsibility I would have turned myself in, that wasn't me whoever you saw you forgot you cant read remember? You failed high school you work so hard because you have no real career. I'm not an ex-con get your facts straight. Only anything remotely I did similar to that was when participated in a psychological experiment regarding how to understand a murderers mind. Lastly, The only thing you are a breadwinner of is probably street fighter, you pay the bills and little did you know I DO appreciate that, but don't try to throw me under a steam roller, I play a D**N important role in this family, I'm the one watching our 12kids, Danny, Dalton, Derek, Devon, Danielle, deetrek, David, Damien, destiny, dee dee, Delores, drake and you say I Can't Support myself? Don't make me laugh. I support all of us when I cook, when I clean, I don't even need to mention the plethora of things I do, why don't you have that witch tarot card reader who looks like Ursula from little mermaid, turn you into a woman for couple days and you can see what it's like from my end. Again you waste your money on that scam, and she can't actually read your future you do know that right? Or you too busy looking at her boobs? In fact the only thing she can read is your wallet, I can read your future better than she can, and I foresee this marriage being shattered to pieces! I don't want it to end that way, I want to work things out, but you are making this difficult, I want for us to get along, I want things to back to the way they were, when we first met. When we met at that dance and that guy asked me to dance, and I got so excited and said yes! and then he said "Ok, hold on let me find someone to dance with you" I was so hurt, I became bitter with men in general, but you came along with your cowboy hat and bright yellow rain boots, red shorts and a sailor moon shirt, I fell in love, I love your uniqueness and how you didn't fit in just like me. I was more mature than you and I wanted to help you grow, I knew that if I couldn't get your hotdog to grow at least I could get you to mature and we could tackle the future of our relationship using rational life strategies and setting goals and planning. We were going to be better than our peers who are still single but it looks like we might be just like them. You know what though? after all this sidetracking, just from looking at that girl In the mall, in the end you made your point very clear, you said she was hot, you didn't even hide it. So…..Why am I here, why are you here? Too kind to divorce me? No that's call stupidity; you need to decide what is best for you. My mind is made up…..