Ultimate Team War III

"One Borg could be a team member. If Yugi's deck isn't allowed, then the Borg cube isn't allowed." Although I still disagree, I am probably suffering from foundational bias. Conceded. "[Obelisk] can destroy an entire city in this one attack, but a decent magical defense will stop the attack." What sort of magical defense? "He can destroy Hyrule Castle with his attacks. That's the limit" Accepted. "That's very vague." What's important is that Superman can get out of Metallo's reach. Metallo can then be incapacitated using one of my victory strategies, such as Durandal getting into his brain (which my opponent says won't work, but that's another matter). ======== "Yugi has the Millennium Puzzle [...] This may or may not count as superhuman willpower." Yami Yugi is some 5000-year-old pharaoh. He may have greater willpower than most, but I wouldn't call it superhuman. "Ganondorf has the Triforce of Power. He has more than superhuman willpower. He has godly willpower. Link has the Triforce of Courage. He has godly willpower." Conceded. They cannot be assimilated. "Metallo already is a cyborg." Irrelevant. Metallo will be assimilated, irrespective of whether he is already a cyborg. Resistance is futile. "Besides, Magneto can uses magnetic powers to save all of them from assimilation, and he can even use his magnetic powers to hold Link, Yugi, and Metallo back, while Ganondorf has his godly willpower to save him." Okay, so we kill Magneto first. "How long would [mass assimilation] take?" Not very long. Disperse the nanoprobe throughout Earth's atmosphere, and everyone on Earth may be infected in just a few days. But a sizable army of ten thousand or more should grow in just a few hours. "Metallo isn't a computer. He has a brain." -Yes, but Metallo absorbs any electronics he touches, so Durandal could get inside a computer and then sabotage it from within, killing Metallo. Or he could cause the computer to explode. -How can Metallo absorb a computer without it being connected to his brain? If the computer is connected to his brain, Durandal can get inside his brain. "Perhaps they realize, 'Hey, wait a minute! Durandal is on the other side. Why would I even listen to what he has to say?' " It's easy for my OPPONENT to say that. HE hasn't talked to Durandal. If he did, I'm sure he would see things differently. -I have confidence that a hyperintelligent AI is capable of tricking a 14-year-old boy (and a 5000-year-old pharaoh, for that matter). "Yugi could first defend himself with his deck of cards." Yes, because Celtic Guardian could kill Superman. But actually he can't, so this wouldn't work. "Ganondorf could transform into Flamin' Head Ganondorf and attack Superman." Could my opponent specify as to why Ganondorf would be able to defend himself against Superman? Superman can fly through the sun without getting hurt. "You ignore Yugi's deck of cards." I really don't have room to go over every single card in Yugi's deck. I request that my opponent show which cards could stand between Superman and Yugi, which I will proceed to rebut. "How, exactly, do you propose on killing Link?" By my opponent's description, he is a skilled fighter with superhuman bravery. It doesn't sound like he's a match for Superman. How exactly can Superman kill him? -Superman punches Link so hard that his bones shatter. -Superman steals Link's sword and cuts his head off with it. -Superman throws Link into the sun. I think that's enough, but I can provide more if necessary. "You forget that Ganondorf is also capable of puppetry, and Yugi can use both Brain Control and Change of Heart." Resulting in a mind control war. Interesting. In that case, the person being mind controlled would simply be incapacitated, which is to my advantage. "Furthermore, mind-controlling Yugi doesn't help, because he has two minds." So mind control both minds (Cable can do that). Or mind control one and use it to take control of the body. "Yugi has his cards. Link is also skilled with weapons. How do you propose on defeating him?" See above. "Oh, and Ganondorf needs the Master Sword used on him to be defeated. No other sword will do." Oh, so that's how it is. =) Since Link possesses this Master Sword, one of Team Pro can steal it from him. "Metallo could add the Borg Cube to his body." The Borg Cube would then assimilate Metallo. "He could then swing the Borg Cube around and crush Wonder Woman." Wonder Woman can dodge it. She can move very quickly. "A magnetic forcefield protects him from a wooden blade. Furthermore, Wonder Woman's outfit is made of metal." -Wonder Woman has superhuman strength; she can punch Magneto really hard. Or she can fly him out over the ocean and drop him (of course making sure that no metal is nearby). -Wonder Woman can take off all of her clothes. Her clothing awards her no power, so it doesn't matter. ======== "Yugi uses the Millennium Puzzle to enshroud himself, Team CON, and the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm. Here, Magneto manipulates magnetic fields to drag one Borg out of the cube and in front of Yugi. Yugi then activates a trap card, Chain Destruction. Because a Borg was just summoned in front of Yugi, it automatically destroys all of the Borgs in the Borg Cube. Victory." -This gives ample time for the Borg Cube/Borg drones to shoot Yugi. The Borg Cube has massive amounts of firepower, and can shoot Yugi before he gets the chance to play any cards. -The Borg Queen has a different name than Borg drones, so she would not be killed. -Who is to say that Borg drones have 2000 attack or less? [1] "Yugi summons Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl, then plays Ragnarok, resulting in every single one of his monsters coming out to attack and destroy the Borg Cube." -This is an unlimited ability; it kills the Borg Cube and is impossible to defend against. Therefore, it should be disallowed. -This would completely remove all of Yugi's monsters as well as all of Team Con, resulting in my victory. [2] "Yugi uses Brain Control on the Borg Queen. He now controls the entire Borg Cube. He summons the Winged Dragon of Ra, and uses its ability to sacrifice the 129,000 Borgs and the Borg Queen to give all of their power to Ra. The Borg Cube is then added to Metallo's body." Cable can use his mind control powers to prevent Brain Control from reaching the Borg Queen. "Magneto rips apart the Borg Cube magnetically, or simply manipulates the cyborg Borgs to bend to his will." -Nanoprobes build a new Borg Cube that Magneto cannot control. -How can Magneto manipulate Borg drones? "Ganondorf throws a bunch of monsters onto the Borg Cube." And the Borg Cube shoots 'em dead. "Ganondorf uses the Borg Queen as a puppet" -Cable (see above). -Durandal can get inside the Borg Cube and take control of it. His mental prowess is far greater than that of Ganondorf. "Computer programs are destroyable by magnets." -Once Durandal is Borg, he can adapt to this problem. -Durandal can get inside many different computers, making it too hard for Magneto to get all of them. "Cable can't do anything." Magneto can do no more. "Magneto can use magnetic fields to put Metallo anywhere he wants" Magneto cannot move Metallo at more than the speed of light like Superman can. Both Wonder Woman strategies are already refuted. ======== Victory is mine! [1] http://yugioh.wikia.com... [2] http://yugioh.wikia.com...