It is Preferable to be a Vampire than a non-Vampire

The orange analogyI asked Pro to grab an orange, bite into it and try to suck out the juice within. Of course Pro did not bite into any orange. So now we’re left with the all-important question. Considering Pro lacks the testicular fortitude to suck an orange, why then, would pro be able to bite into the neck of a living human? Pro finds the idea of sucking an orange to sustain herself to be a “silly” idea. Yet she suggests she’s perfectly happy with sucking on necks. Pro would be urging you to bite into necks, but this is a silly idea, on the basis of a neck being a neck.My opponent then accuses me of molesting dogs. This is a baseless claim and I’ve never admitted to molesting dogs. I think dogs are cute, but not like, nice a.ss cute. I’ve never intentionally molested any dog ever.MurderPro seems to think that she wouldn’t have to murder as a vampire. Oh how utterly delightful, we have an ethical vampire. If you are going around spreading your vampirism, what you’re doing is creating more blood thirsty monsters, who in turn will either murder, or create even more blood thirsty monsters until the whole world is a vampire population, at which point there will be no food left for vampires and there will be a GLOBAL SUPER FAMINE!So what you’re doing is creating murders and dooming the world to a global famine. My opponent has clearly not thought this through.Sunlight.Pro does admit that vampires would not be able to function in the sunlight. However, attempt to create an argument that never seeing the sun again would be alright. Has pro even considered just how much Joseph Fritzl’s dungeon babies yearned for the sun light after he imprisoned them in his basement to be molested for decades? Of course she hasn’t. She takes the sun for granted.Not being able to withstand the sunlight means you can only go to work at night. This limits your job opportunities and you would ultimately be living an impoverished life.Stealing vast amounts of wealth isn’t viable, as you wouldn’t be able to work as a bartender and drive around in your newly bought Ferrari, as people will become suspicious. Risking being wanted by the police, especially when you’re living for eternity, is generally a bad idea. Particularly on week days, normal people have to sleep at night. This means you will be alone during your awake hours, your only social contact will be at a bar with strange drunken men.My opponent dislikes me calling vampires “blood addicts” she states that it’s similar to humans requiring food to live, "are humans addicted to food?"Vampires certainly have a blood dependency, similar to how heroin addicts have a heroin dependency. Attacking me for referring to vampires as blood addicts is unnecessary and petty. Eternal lifeBeing a vampire has its own con’s, but these cons are worsened when you have to live with them for eternity The issue of never being able to be out during the day, is now eternal.The necessity of having to murder or create murderers, is now eternal.My opponent attempts to refute my reasons against eternal life, in doing so she implies that I can’t value life if I don’t want to live forever. This is hypocritical because she’s the one who will be either murdering lives or creating new murderers.My opponent even goes so far as to suggest that turning your own family would be a way around watching them die. This of course, will only doom them to the same fate you’d have.True Immortality will completely destroy your mental state. Dementia may not be the concern. The issue with immortality and your mental health, is that mental health doesn’t always concern the physical degradation of brain cells, rather, the issue here is the brains limited capacity to remember. Every bad experience you have in your memory will last far longer than good experiences. [A] This means, the longer you live, the more of an overabundance of bad memories compared to good ones you will have. In this instance, the memories will primarily consist of all that bloody murder you’re committing and your now darkened, sunless existence.Sex appealMy opponent attempts to use an increase in sex appeal as an argument. Turning into a vampire doesn’t make you more physically attractive, you remain somewhat the same, only a few changes take place.As I explained in my previous round, which wasn’t touched upon by my opponent in her rebuttal. If anything, a large set of canine teeth will give you a lisp and make you dribble, I can only assume she finds a dribbley lisp to be sexy. I certainly am not interested in a lispy, dangerously pale woman with large canine teeth and red eyes. In what culture is that sexy?Lavish housingMy opponent did not explain how turning into a vampire grants you lavish housing. Due to her dropping that important aspect, I will assume my opponent has conceded this argument.FlightNo one is saying flight is a bad thing. What’s been said is, that flight at the expense of your humanity, blood addiction, the inability to step into sunlight and the constant need to murder or create more murders, is not a good trade off when your argument is you’ll save money on flights. No way.If you have a desire to go to another country, then you can just get on a plane, this way you’ll be able to experience that country during the day AND night.ConclusionTo those that are religious, you need to keep in mind that vampires don’t go to heaven, as you forfeit your soul, this is what losing your humanity entails.To those of you that are of sane mind and moral. You know full well that daytime is important, you know that murdering is wrong. You know leaving your victims alive to turn into vampires will eventually lead to the entire world turning into vampires until there are no humans left to feed upon.And finally, to those of you that are not satisfied with this clear fetish induced sexual fantasy that my opponent has conjured up, that is nothing short of insane. I urge you not to forgo your sterility, humanity and current life, for unrealistic and obviously false promises, such as being awarded a castle. This promises will not and cannot be met.It’s clear the cons outweigh the pros on this one, it is because of this that I urge you to say no and vote con.[A] https://www.livescience.com...