L_M Classic (UTW Tournament) Grand Finale. Feverish V Puck

After the months of waiting, after the excitement, the upset, the intrigue and of course the endless procrastination, we have at last reached the historic final debate of this remarkable and gruelling tournament. A pallid sun rises and a cold wind blows through the deserted streets of indestructible New York. Soon this urban jungle will become the battlefield for ten fictional warriors, whose exploits will be verbally animated by my opponent and myself. For those with no idea as to what is going on here, this is the long awaited final round of a tournament begun by that mysterious figure of DDO folklore, the Logical_Master himself. http://www.debate.org... Details of this tournament can be found here: http://ddofans.com... It takes the format of Ultimate Team War debates, a style introduced to the site by the user MTGandP. For a brief description, see here: http://ddofans.com... Greetings and best of luck to my opponent, the well respected Puck. __________ TEAM MEMBERS: Up until now, I have been sticking with my original team selection but my opponent's team is so awesome and his debate skills so devastating, that I have been forced to pull out all the stops and make two substitutions in my team. This is approved by the rules and by Con in PMs. The rules stated that we could choose a potential sub from each of our previous debate opponent's selections. I have chosen to use Spawn, who was originally used by my first opponent Patsox and Sentry, as used by my semi final opponent Yraelz. This is my team: 1. Predator (street-level). The Predator alien on my team is of the same race and has the same basic weapons and armour as seen in the Predator films and in the expanded universe. However as this is a war he has a few items of warrior or military level equipment but not some of the most powerful and not more than he could reasonably carry. In addition to equipment issued to all Predators, I will specify that my character is also armed with a point defense system, multi-missile system, shoulder mounted plasma caster. http://en.wikipedia.org... http://en.wikipedia.org... 2. Boba Fett (street-level). Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away... Ok, short version: everyone knows the galaxy's favourite Bounty Hunter right? He is at the peak of human fitness and ability with amazing armour and weaponry. Plus his ship Slave 1 can be controlled by his voice commands. http://starwars.wikia.com... http://starwars.wikia.com... 3. Sun Wukong aka The Monkey King aka Monkey. The spirit of Monkey is irrepressible. He has super-human strength and speed, flies on a magic cloud, is a powerful magician, possesses a magical staff that can change size, fight independently and more. He has single-handedly defeated armies of gods and demons, all methods of execution have failed against him, he can see through what others can not, has a powerful range of abilities associated with his body hair and much, much more. http://en.wikipedia.org... http://www.china-on-site.com... 4. Spawn. Undead anti hero Al Simmons is one bad MF. His necroplasmic powers include superhuman strength, speed, agility, senses and durability as well as ectoplasmic manipulation and various magical powers including flight and energy blasts. He's virtually immortal but, to clarify, I am using him after he has renounced his temporary godly status. http://en.wikipedia.org... 5. Sentry. The Robert Reynolds character is often described as Marvel's answer to Superman, but of course they had to take it one step further. Sentry has the power of one million exploding suns, his molecules move ahead of the normal timeline and he is virtually indestructible. http://en.wikipedia.org... http://marvel.wikia.com... My opponents team: 1) Deadpool 2) Sage 3) Spiral 4) Mr Sinister 5) Engineer _________ THE ATTACK Okay, my opponent's team has some awesome abilities but one crucial category where my guys definitely have the edge is speed. I'm not going to use Yraelz's intriguing physics argument for Sentry attacking before the battle begins but I am going to say that he's gonna react and move way sooner than anyone else. Now Sentry is probably my most powerful character but he's also extremely mentally and emotionally unstable, therefore potentially highly vulnerable to psychic attacks from Team Con. Bearing that in mind I've decided to launch a full on kamikaze attack with Sentry from the word go. It is established that Sentry holds his molecules together within his body by sheer force of willpower. In his absolute loyalty to me, he will make the ultimate sacrifice and allow his body to be ripped apart as he unleashes the full power of a million supernovas in an exploding arc at Team Con. http://www.debate.org... Flying above the city he will be able to locate and obliterate them in an instant. Assuming there are any survivors (Puck will have to explain how there possibly could be), Spawn and Monkey are no slouches either with speed and reaction times far surpassing those of Team Con. These two virtually indestructible characters will launch themselves into the aftermath of the solar megablast. http://www.greatsage.net... http://www.brantfowler.com... Spawn will target the immensely powerful Mr. Sinister (or his charred remains) and should be able to rip him to shreds and crush him like a jellybean with necroplasmic energy before he reacts. http://www.debate.org... Monkey will go for Engineer, but even as he leaps, he will already be ripping off chest hairs to create clones of himself, a fractal multiplication of Monkey Kings will engulf and eliminate Angela, (should she have survived Sentry's attack) and in fact rapidly engulf most of NYC. http://www.debate.org... Spiral should certainly be dead but just in case, Fett will be targeting her with his ship. Slave 1 will accelerate at full velocity towards the honorary X woman with laser cannons blasting and simply crash on top of her, where it will presumably explode. http://www.debate.org... Lastly in the unlikely event of Deadpool surviving this far, Pred and Fett will stalk him with the respect a fellow hunter deserves and fill his sardonic hide with holes. http://www.debate.org... http://www.debate.org... I'll leave it there for now and eagerly await my opponent's response to this onslaught that must surely have overwhelmed his team. Thank you.