Simulated- North Korean "Presidental" Debate.

"My opponent continues on by saying Black liquid, not recognizing A complex formula only found now and having prices go up, Called Oil" Oil is a tool of the capitalist imperialist West to exploit Arab nations. The most advanced military in the world (True Korea of course) needs no oil to function! We all know that's how advanced we are and Pro wants us to become reliant on oil again like primitive fools. To add insult to injury, he wants us to acquire it by giving away some of our sacred soil as he said in previous rounds; As I have said before, the election of Pro (Fake Supreme leader Greatkitteh) is going to threaten our very sovereignty. That's right! My Opponent is A impostor! The true korean leader must be knowledgeable, this is the concept of Juche, which we all know works. How am I the imposter Supreme leader when I am the only canditate that won't give away our land to foreigners and am the only candidate that has a comprehensive plan to bring us to an ultra-prosperous age? My opponent is CAPITALIST. For He said Invest! Invest!!Investing is a disastrous Concept that ruins the economy and military. True Korea will NOT have this outrage!If you look at my résumé (DDO profile), you will see that I am staunchly anti-capitalist unlike Pro's résumé. Investing done by the government falls in line with Juche Communism, unlike what my opponent advocates for. I never asked for private investment (which would bring ruin) and I never will. True Korea Has weapons that destroy Countries, Not cities. My opponent has downgraded Our capability. Explain why we are making Intercontinental Ballistic missiles!I never said True Korea could not destroy countries. True Korea has weapons that can destroy infantrymen, weapons that destroy tanks, weapons that kill bacteria, weapons that eliminate cities and weapons that wipe countries from the face of the earth and millions of other weapons. I stated we can destroy a city, that does not mean that we can ONLY destroy a city. We can destroy both larger and smaller things.Pro is the one who downgraded our capabilities by alleging that True Korea is so backwards that it needs to use Oil for its military. Such insult to the Greatest nation must not be tolerated, much less elected. Do not elect the Fake supreme Leader Pro.ReunificationIt is unfortunate that Fake supreme Leader Pro is willing to disown the False Korean people simply because of western corruption. We can't run away from this issue, we must fight it, because us True Koreans are brave. We must fight western corruption of False Korea as the Great Supreme Leader Kim il Sung did. By not supporting Re-unification, Pro is insulting the hard work of Dearest Leader Kim il Sung, the man who brought us to the prosperous age we are at now.By going against Dearest Leader Kim il Sung, Pro is directly going against the wishes of the True Koreans, Pro must therefore not even be considered for presedential candidacy.Conclusion: So far, Fake Supreme Leader Greatkitteh (Pro) has made several outrageous statements that threaten True Korea's sovereignty, our honour and what we worked for generations to acheive. There is no possible way he can be elected without ruining our great nation.