Gay Marriage should be legalized soon but Straight Marriage should be illegalized immediately

"1) Why not? I'll tell you why not! Because marriage in general whether you are straight or gay is almost always a bad idea. "Straight people marriage is a nightmare but Gay marriage is just like having a guy or a girl having a roommate, except that the two roommates like to f***. "Marriage causes all these annoying legal obligations and finances on property that you can avoid by simply living together. "Yes but heres the thing, thats already how it is. Straight people are allowed to live with girls and not be married, however gays can do the same thing but they actually WANT marriage to be an option so that they can refuse it anyways. Ever complain about something that you dont want just to make a point? Gay Marriage is just like one of those things. Weddings also cause the whole "keeping up with the Joneses" philosophyNobody cares about the Jonas Brothers, those virgins are a stain on the music industry and every day a national tragedy happens when those 3 are found ALIVE in their apartments. (Same thing with different girl)"neither sexual orientation should have the option of marriage for it is like having the option to pay to have an awkward family dinner with your girlfriend's/boyfriend's parents"All dinners are awkward though because all parents are psychotic! !! ESPECIALLY when meeting new people. (See video above). http://www.youtube.com... "I don't give a f*ck what "the Conservative Douchebag Handybook" says either but instead of looking at gay people not being able to marry as a bad thing look at it as lucky"If gays want to have the ability to be miserable as f*ck then we should give them the option! SAY NO TO AN OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT! !! !! ! "Straight people are jealous of gay people not having to face that awkward question of their partner wanting to marry"No, Straight people are jealous of gay people because ALL SMOKING HOT WOMEN ONLY FALL FOR GAY GUYS FOR SOME F*CKING REASON AND ITS BULLSH*T" it would be fun to see homophobes hide in fear but we have to pretend we are more refined and civilized than that"Man f*ck being civilized, how can be we be civilized when the f*cking Kardashian's are rich for no f*cking reason! ?! ?? ! Being civilized sucks, it forces you to be politically correct and doesnt let people say what they want. I THINK THAT SANTORUM SHOULDNT CRITICIZE GAYS UNTIL HE TRIES SHOVING A DILDO UP HIS A** FIRST! !! !! THERE I SAID IT. In a "civilized" culture I wouldnt have been able to say that though I would have had to keep my mouth shut. Being Civilized means shutting the f*ck up AND I WONT STAND FOR IT"Well you see getting laid doesn't have anything to do with marriage"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? ?? ? Women let guys f*ck them WAAAAAAAAAAY less once they are married to them, its common psychology, if you like a man then you let him have sex with you so you dont lose him, if your married to him then you beat the game so now you dont have to have sex with him. Its Marriage logic 101! " saying that you want to get married to have sex is like getting on an airplane for the free packet of peanuts they give out"EXACTLY which is why Marriage should be outlawed for straight people!