Resolved: Arrendale should conquer the world.

My opponents starts out by stating that the US will go to war with Arrendale, but Con forgets to account into one thing. The big and evil Disney corporation -Assuming Disney Corporation is Evil and aligned with Arrendale. -Assuming Arrendale is still aligned with Al Qaeda. -Assuming plans for world domination still begin year 2000. PRO forgets the huge outpour of public support and record setting approval ratings for the Bush Administration and Congress immediately following the September 11th terrorist attacks. Policy provisions from the Bush Doctrine –which CON indicated in R1- dictated that; "We will make no distinction between those who committed these acts and those who harbor them." Assuming Disney Corporation therefore, was responsible for the 9/11 attacks through their alliance with Arrendale and Al Qaeda; the end result would be a federal takeover of the company, imprisonment without trial for all Disney employees, a boycott on all Disney movies, and a public execution at Times Square for Mickey Mouse. -Assuming Disney Corporation is Evil but secretly aligned with Arrendale. The 2001 Patriot Act which passed 98-1 in the Senate and 357-66 in the House set in place new intelligence directives that easily lead to the discovery of treason at Disney. Directives from the Patriot Act include[1]: -Allows law enforcement to use surveillance against more crimes of terror. -Allows federal agents to follow sophisticated terrorists trained to evade detection. -Allows law enforcement to conduct investigations without tipping off terrorists. -Allows federal agents to ask a court for an order to obtain business records in national security terrorism cases. -Allows law enforcement officials to obtain a search warrant anywhere a terrorist-related activity occurred. I therefore conclude that even in a secret alliance, Disney Corp’s terror connections to Arrendale and Al Qaeda would be quickly compromised by US intelligence officials legally operating under the Patriot Act where U.S. public outrage against Disney would be enormous beyond comprehension. My original contention that Arrendale is immediately at war with NATO and the United States still stands. CIA's MK-ULTRA which was a mind control expiriment by the CIA. Walt Disney succedded, but told the American public that they failed with terrible results to discourage any group from this. Corruption at the CIA is also revealed through the Patriot Act and 9/11 commission hearings. Meanwhile, contrary to popular belief MK-Ultra was not an attempt primarily at mind control, but mind distortion. Goals of the program included: -Substances which will promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness to the point where the recipient would be discredited in public -Materials which will cause the victim to age faster/slower in maturity -Materials which will promote the intoxicating effect of alcohol -Physical methods of producing shock and confusion over extended periods of time and capable of surreptitious use. -A material which will cause mental confusion of such a type that the individual under its influence will find it difficult to maintain a fabrication under questioning. -Substances which will lower the ambition and general working efficiency of men when administered in undetectable amounts.[2] As one can see, any youth or solider administered with MK-Ultra drugs would be psychologically impaired to a point almost beyond capability of even expressing rational thought, let alone recognizing it. This predicament, along with severe losses to frontal lobe function and motor coordination, would make wielding weapons or holding political rallies in opposition to the American government a virtually impossible physical undertaking; and would not be done in any organized manner. Walt Disney succedded Assuming PRO’s source from Round #2 is factual, Dinsey’s successful MK-Ultra subjects include: Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Selena Gomez, and Lady Gaga. Given the subjects succesfully tested, my assertion that MK-Ultra drugs would confuse to a point where effected individuals are incapable of recognizing or even expressing intelligent thought still stands. With Queen Elsa being protrayed as the way she did in the Disney movie Frozen it made children and several young adults that war was a bad idea against the Kingdom A movie that does not come out into picture until 2013, placing it 13 years after the original Arrendale invasion – thereby too late to be an effective propaganda film. All out war with US and NATO still begins 2001, where an infant Arrendale nation learns the costs of making strategic blunders. My opponnent brings up the Nukes, but fails to realize that they have no effect on the "Gore"y bomb which can ice the mushroom cloud and the radiation I’ve already sourced in R1 that a nuclear detonation can reach temperatures well exceeding 7,000*C. Tsar Bomba for instance, was over 1,000 times hotter than the surface of the Sun. Does PRO mean to tell CON that the ‘Gore”y bomb’ can freeze the Sun??? Putin will easily give in to Arrendale Let me get this straight; PRO contends that an odd collection of psychopathically maligned cartoon characters -from a Disney film no less- who are also openly aligned with the perpetrators of 9/11; have set about global aspirations to send the entire world into the next geo apocalyptic ice age by waging intercontinental nuclear warfare with NATO, China, and the United States; wiping out all the world’s food and energy reserves; resulting in a mass extinction event never before seen in the Earth’s history; and then proceeding to systematically kill off the entire human race one by one to just 500,000 inhabitants who have since had their minds warped by MK-Ultra drugs to paganism and compulsively building snowmen out of radioactive snow; but yet somehow expects that Vladimir Putin will easily agree to this plan because Arrendale says they will ultimately prevent the theory of global warming??!?!?!?!? *I realize this is a troll debate, but there’s not even a fairy tale chance to this.* Arrendale would simply veto the veto Please explain as to the current UN charter how this works? Also my opponent fails to see how the "Gore"y bomb will freeze the world In Round #1, PRO wrote: 2007- Elsa detonates the "Gore"y bomb and all of Europe and Northern Africa is engulfed in a major snow storm. Please do not shift the goal posts to include the Western Hemisphere or Asia in the original Gore"y bomb’s explosion. When the "Gore"y bomb goes off the entire world is covered in this storm. Again, PRO attempts to reinvent his original assertions from Round 1. This is somewhat unfair to CON. plus the Cocentration camps the jihadists will be exterminated Subjugating Muslims to concentration camps is just asking for it. My opponent fails to figure in the fact that the CDC is not prepared to prepare with the real conditions of Ebola Ebola is nothing new to the medical world. Successful CDC quarantine measures have worked in the past with similar outbreaks and will work again this time. There are already examples of patients who have contracted the disease and have been successfully treated for it. A first Ebola vaccine has already been developed and is in the early stages of preliminary human testing [3.] Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is a registered Republican from Texas. No way would he go along on a global crusade to wreck the world’s energy supplies and rid the world of global warming. Sources: 1)http://www.justice.gov... 2) http://web.archive.org... 3) http://online.wsj.com...