Resolved: Only cool animals should be protected under the endangered species act.

P*nis-lovin' Pro says: There are several dozen animals on the endangered species list, some of which include the Chinese Giant Salamander, the kakapo, the saiga, the goliath frog, the malaysian tapir, the catarina pupfish, and several other animals you probably never heard of. http://en.wikipedia.org......There are a ton of animals on the endangered species list that youve never heard of, because the Endangered Species Act is hipster like that, and everyone knows that Hipsters are f*cking annoying. In the words of Nev the Bear, too right bro! Endangered animals are so annoying and we should just let them die.Pointless Pro says: To the main point.... Who is the government to decide which species people care about? Whats next, Congress will decide which video games people like or which singers are important?Imabench has a suprisingly good idea here, because then, people would like good bands like Union J instead of rubbish piles of testosterone like one direction or JLS (Jumping lousy suckers).Punchin' Pro says: So why should only cool animals be protected under the endangered species act?That's a brilliant question from Con, but I'm pretty sure that nobody in the world could give a good answer.It's-a-punishment-to-listen-to-him Pro says: Of course not, the only animals I consider to be cool are animals that would look good wearing sunglasses. Hence why the title of this argument is 'Sunglasses' Sunglasses are stupid though, which is why when you say 'Stupid sunglasses' it's alliteration. Sunglasses were designed to be stupid, and stupid animals shouldn't be saved.Punk Pro sez (His spelling, not mine. Don't give him the vote for spelling and grammar): Yeah they will, when you cut government spending in one place they end up just spending that money on something else even stupider, like their own salaries, or tax cuts for the rich, or to keep paying off the media so they dont admit that Obama actually lost Ohio.... I dont think ALL animals should be protected, just ones that people care about, aka the cool ones.First of all, the government is really smart and good and productive and wouldn't do dumb things, and even if they did, we could correct them. We, the people. Also, Pro makes the messy mistake of saying that people care about beings that are cool. Nobody does. They're chavs who tie your shoelaces together and steal your chips.Pesky Pro says: They wont not exist, they'll be more pissed off then ever!!! If polar bears and whales died we would never hear the end of it from activists, but do you think people will be up in arms over whether or not the West Virginian blue shelled snail went extinct? Of course not, because the West Virginia blue shelled snail isnt cool like whales or polar bears are. Well, I'm pretty sure that they'll just realize they're wrong and stop. Pink Pro says: Well f*ck you for thinking that BACON ISNT IMPORTANTYeah thats right, BACON. In 1980 in response to the Endangered Species Act, pigs launched the most successful recycling program ever made, the conversion of apples, INTO BACON. Helping animals has yielded immense benefits to humanity, and we cant turn our backs on them just because PRO THINKS BACON IS STUPID. Bacon is rubbish, and it doesn't save endangered humans. Poisonous Pro says: Youre thinking of Transformers not animals.I know what I'm thinking, and I'm thinking of animals. Pro is so arrogance that he thinks he knows more about what I think than me. How DUMB.Porky Pro says: Well thats because you wore a stupid a** shirt to school. Anybody who is a fan of one direction deserves to get their chips stolen and their shoes tied together, now get rid of the shirt before we shove a urinal cake in your mouth, got it?OMG! It's Union J, not those losers one direction! Get it right! Uhh, I hate dealing with the ign*rant.