BeIR/webis-touche2020 huggingface dataset:
Scientific rap battle

With these lame apologies, you'll need a paramedic Because with your self pitying attitude, your pathetic! Battling me, you absolutely have no self esteem! Forget inspiration, bring in the whole team! My homies said "this is what happens when you have an incompetent dad" And I said "No! This is what happens when you let a rat out of the lab!" Forget battle rap, you should be pillow fighting, your softer than software! You've inherited a psychological disorder, that's why you are a care bear Since that f*g Michelle has the genes of Tinkerbell, i'ma make you a d*ke Genetically modify you, make you fully express yourself as a hermaphrodite! I swear, i'm now constructing my intellectual hypothesis It's full of logical constructs like a long novel synopsis Brace yourselves we're about to study Ajab's anatomy To see if rapping is surely not in his brain capacity Btw don't worry about studying hard to find the Higgs boson We're about to discover your true split identity plainspoken Whether it's here where you loathe your own life with curses I'm about to show your just as horrible as in other multiverses! I built a time machine using physics to measure the rate of psychological change So i hopped right in, i rolled it a couple years back n' Ajab's still a weak lame I recorded my results then i got back in my time machine n' changed the range So i hopped right in, i rolled it a couple years forward n' Ajab's still the same! You and your momma daily attend those local iraqi genetic freak shows! Cuz boy! Your momma doesn't wear horse shoes, she has camel toes! Before you talk to me about american women in this economic strife Just know that you have never seen an arab woman in your entire life! (1) Conclusion? I'm the heaviest element, i body-slammed you through the periodic table! I showed that you, your mom, your religion, and your raps are nothing but a fable! You told Dennis you wanted top, Qur'an 26:164-166 shows your a Muslim contradiction! Call yourself a scientist but have no creativity to test your bars? n*gga you science fiction! 1. http://www.mtholyoke.edu...
Scientific rap battle

This may be short, for lack of time, Okay? you hear? you anaal slime.[1] Plank's constant[2] couldn't measure the size of your diick Go suck on Mikal, go on, give it a lick! Your rhymes suck harder than your mother, You get back in line you motherfuucker, Your mom is sucking on my 8 inch shaft And you know what, your sister ain't half bad Your proof of the Dawkinian fad[3] Didn't know Christians could be faggs Your that one electron alone[4] Your a stalker, maybe cause you got raaped at home[5] You lost this before this began, Time be B theory[6], your life's gonna be sad, You say you gonna murder me, you can't kill a fly, Well I fuucked your motha, and your sista, I made 'em cry Ima biitch slap you so hard, youd then be my kutti[7] You a moron in the aether[8], there ain't no relativity[8] So just give up, you know you dont stand a chance, Just like you never gonna get puussy, you fuuckin wank. [1]http://en.wikipedia.org... [2]http://en.wikipedia.org... (Please look at the distance value, not the black body radiation value.) [3]The Selfish Gene (That people will produce offspring to further their genes, especially so when they realize that their offspring is impotent.) [4]The One Electron Hypothesis as said by Richard Feynman states there is only one electron which seems to be many but simple moves around searching for other electrons to bond with. [5]Eric Frohmm believed that those who were raped as kids grew older to have greater tendencies to be stalkers. [6]The B-Theory of Time states that Time is an illusion, and the future and the past are decidedly real. It is the current view held by most physicists including Stephen Hawking. [7]biitch [8]That the above statement would be true, for it would be in an aether, and would not be bound by the relativistic conditions. For more see: http://en.wikipedia.org... DISCLAIMER: I mean none of these insults, they are purely in the spirit of the rap battle. While I was given the permission to take help, I did not. This is entirely my own work. I apologize if anyone is offended by anything that has been said: I meant none of it. Faithfully Yours, Ajab
Scientific rap battle

You know what 's ironic? That Ajabi acts like he's atheist How are you a scientist but believe that God exists? I'm bout to dissect you, put you in a cloning pod Cuz at the end of the day, that's how i do jihad In this battle, we simply have an Islamic terrorist You're about to get bombed by this sick lyricist Your momma so stupid, in a lab, when i said it's cell grown, she thought of a cell phone She asked a real chemist to technically construct one so she can take a selfie home Your momma so stupid, in biology, when i said gene pool, she was thinkin jean pool (1) She really needs new clothes, her arab frieds would not want to support a poor fool Watch me classify you, what you call an afghan pullin the trigga? Same thing you call them other proclaimed "G's": a sand n*gga I'ma new breed of Christian, you won't find me in the church Can't categorize me, better do your scientific research! I don't need to be gangster workin like other carnivores I'll eat you myself just like the most brutal dinosaurs Your incoming raps are meaning, all of them semantics You couldn't run this battle if you hired quantum mechanics Dawg, you are a nerd who looks like a bird You follow what anyone says, by their word The following is not slang from a small gang Right now,you bout to go out with a big bang Don't step to me, if you have a wise mind, obey Einstein I am as the light, you can't see me or else you go blind Your going to wish you came back, even as Frankenstein I'm about to send you straight to hell by the forces of gravity Not that your miserable existence had any sort of relativity Opposites attract when i'm hittin' you, it's all negativity Try everything you can to throw at me, try a laser I'm too hard to beat, maybe try usin' occam's razor (2) I'm the mathematical problem you cannot solve I'll shred you to a single cell, ensure you can't evolve I'm about to murda this piece of clown fraud The lab i'm messin up will have the sink clogged I'm tearin up your genes for fun, cuz i'm playin' god This is not the end, only the beginning, you bout to get implants Your going to need to get enhanced, but you'll still go off rants Screw your philosophical argument, i'm the heaviest element You bout to get buried in the sand with this lyrical experiment 1. http://cheezburger.com... 2. http://science.howstuffworks.com...
BE PEOPLE UNDER AND OLDER THE AGE OF 55 must die to increase the HUMAN POPULARGS!

I thank my distinguished opponent for yet another brilliant round. I don't know what compells me to accept such difficult debates with such esteemed opponents, but I suppose I just like to live on the edge. Now, not only was my opponent's second round the very opposite of funny (sad? melancholy? Dane Cook?), it also had little to do with the resolution. I have nothing to refute, and my Round 1 arguments stand. I ask that if my opponent can't make his next round at least kind of relevant to the resolution, that he at least make it funny. Thus far, he has failed to do so.
BE PEOPLE UNDER AND OLDER THE AGE OF 55 must die to increase the HUMAN POPULARGS!

.. . victim for joining this debate First I will give random links from Wikipedia to justify my claims then I vill tell you the purpose of your life . http://en.wikipedia.org... . http://en.wikipedia.org... . http://en.wikipedia.org... . http://en.wikipedia.org... . http://en.wikipedia.org... . http://en.wikipedia.org... The purpose of your life is to go buy a pumpkin from walmart in New Zealand. Then steal a bus and run over White-tailed Antelope Squirrel. Then take its bones and um. .. .. .. . http://www.vhemt.org...
BE PEOPLE UNDER AND OLDER THE AGE OF 55 must die to increase the HUMAN POPULARGS!

I also commend my opponent for his eloquent treatment of the resolution, and I know I'll get a hard-fought debate out of him. My opponent is tasked with arguing that everybody under or over the age of 55 should die to increase the population. I am tasked with refutation of said resolution. I will begin with the resolution title itself. If everybody under or over the age of 55 died, it would not increase the human population, it would reduce it severely. I will now counter my opponent's (excellent) argument from Round 1: "RATS ARE PUMPKINS" Voters, clearly this is incorrect. Even if I were to concede this point to my opponent, it has little if anything to do with the resolution. I will leave it there for this round, as my brain hurts from thinking so hard.
BE PEOPLE UNDER AND OLDER THE AGE OF 55 must die to increase the HUMAN POPULARGS!

One day I was walking down the street I saw an old man.He told me that all humans are useless.they are like a mass that cant be destroyed.I thought how can you destroy the humargs fast enough? Then it came to me.What if you convince humargs to destroy themselves through breeding! It all made sense so I went to www.debate.org. And began to preach NOW LISTEN TO MY WoRDS THE HARBOLOST BIBLE CHAPTER 1: EBLARG EZaRCK created the sea of flowing cows in the dessrts of norhtern russia.He created the pig cow sheep.He stoped He need a greater animal! So EZARCK created the humarg.HUmarg was stupid rat rebellious it eats GRASS.Every five seconds Humargs says MOOOarg Ezarck took his shock gun from the shed. "I will kill humargs" But HUMARGS was invincibargs and fough back using his ..... grass The vines grabed onto EZARCK and killed him.But before he dies he created Sheep blargs to go preach harbalalism To be continued..... BLARG
Wastage of govt fund in festival

If I don"t have enough money, I would earn more money correct? One way of doing that is spending the money you have to earn even more. Sure spending money on fixing roads is a good idea. What if you don"t have enough though? Let"s say a road costs $10,000 to fix, but you only have $5,000. You can"t fix the road. You can spend $5,000 on an event which brings in $15,000. The money gained can be used to fix the roads. Also how do festivals cause alcohol and crime? Spending youth in business sector is good and investing in festivals is part of that. Festivals create new jobs and spur the economy. That would be a good reason for the government to help im festivals. The government spends money on festivals and then gains even more money.
Wastage of govt fund in festival

By organising festival can we earn money I don't think so let me ask you some questions? If you saw some place where the road are in very bad and dangerous for travellers to travel if you saw that road is very important for some people and it could be damaged very soon what will you do, organised festival wait for profit and invest. Before developing place by new building design why don't govt develop there own old place. Festival have negative point like alcohol after alcohol crime and all I think govt should think a lot before investing money so I feel investing money in festival is useless instead of dat money why don't invest it on employing youth in business sector and there is lot more if individual are earning money from festival they should collect money and organise it but not govt money because e it's public money
Wastage of govt fund in festival

"One example if middle class family are having shortage of money what will they first prefer to do with that little money will they invest in birthday marriage or will they invest on food health education." Birthdays and marriage do not bring in money. Festivals on the other hand can help bring in money and boost the economy. A festival brings people and outcome to the country. "they just think of show off by organising festival why not first we develop safe living style" Festivals show off for sure. They also advertise the country to the world. The money earned from festivals can be invested in the things people need such as health care or roads. Why spend $10,000 on health care when you can spend $10,000 on festivals, earn $30,000 and use the profits for health care.
Wastage of govt fund in festival

Thanks for accepting my debate One example if middle class family are having shortage of money what will they first prefer to do with that little money will they invest in birthday marriage or will they invest on food health education. Govt officer minister they just think of show off by organising festival why not first we develop safe living style before any festivals the people leaving nearby must have good roads good waste management proper water facilities and hospital before investing Lakhs of money on festival why don't we invest it on people profit directly well there will be economy development of state country if there is tourist flow .But before welcoming guest we must be able to welcome .
Donald trump (rematch)

alright, "he loves war." no he doesn't you cant chose if likes war or not. "Obama is a Muslim" yes he is I don't care if he celebrates Christmas or if he celebrates freaking dirt he is a Muslim. "trade war with china" ok he doesn't like china but you have to relies that he most likely knows what he is doing he is a business man he is our only president that is suited for such big business changes so let him do his thing because in the end it will most likely work out. "trump is pink" you are just dumb and your not funny. so why don't you and your other 6 year old friends play star wars instead being an idiot on the internet
Donald trump (rematch)

fine, i won't use racism any more. besides, i suppose trump is pink, not white. what was i thinking? here are a few of his arguments which make no sense. THE WALL why does he want to anger our southern allies? how will we communicate with them after it's put up? will cell phone use be okay? how will it stop air traffic? what will he do with the legal immigrants? how will he locate the illegal immigrants who are already in the country? does he want to end cargo and shipping from mexico as well? how will legal immigrants get through? how will he pay for it? why does he think mexico would pay? why does he think mexico wants to block off all communication with us? how will he convince congress to build it? will he employ mexican labor? TRADE WAR WITH CHINA why does he hate china so much? what have they done to us? why will he put a tariff on products entering our country? how will we mass produce if we no longer have china mass producing for us? will he make cell phone factories? who will be employed? what percentage of the population will be forced to work in factories? HE LOVES WAR okay, i hope you can see what's wrong with this one. OBAMA IS A MUSLIM watch these. see? he celebrates christian holidays! i'm sure that if bernie had been elected, he would have celebrated hanukkah instead. if obama was really a muslim, he would have celebrated some other thing.
Donald trump (rematch)

I never stated that I don't support republicans I said many can be like that. trump is rich sure greedy no. So now you are putting words in my mouth try making a legitimate reason to hate trump instead of making racist and offensive comment and then putting them in my mouth I never said that so why don't you and your 6 year old friends go and play checkers or something and get off the internet I'm sure your mom would be proud.
Donald trump (rematch)

let me give you with a briefer on the republican party. republicans were invented in 1854, as a means to end slavery. in those days, i must admit, democrats were evil, and republicans were good. republicans stood up for minorities, while the democrats oppressed them. that all changed in the 1970s, when republicans began adopting a new theory. republicans believe, in some way, that tax cuts for the wealthy aid the poor. this is their main economic philosophy. they truly think that if the wealthy people keep their money, poor people are benefited. this is a ridiculous ideal and one that makes no sense, no matter how much republicans insist it does. republicans now stand on the side of millionaires, while we democrats stand on the side of minorities. you republicans say that the parties have not switched. you say that republicans still uphold the same dream from 1854, but can you truly uphold this argument when your leader says that "laziness is a trait of blacks"? (he really said this. go look it up.) republicans have, in my opinion, become the opposite of what abraham lincoln dreamed. wealthy, white pigs who hold onto your money no matter how much it could help a starving black man. you now despise minorities. your original intent has become damaged. republicans are no longer what they used to be.
Donald trump (rematch)

Allow me to begin my statement with a fact: in absolute tyrannies, such as North Korea's current situation, you cannot choose your leader. Your leader chooses himself. There are no votes, no decisions. The people only have one option. Here in America, however, we do have a choice. This system of government is called democracy, and it has persisted here for over two hundred years because it is effective. It gives every man and woman a chance to decide who runs their country. Usually, two options are presented before the people. The candidate who gets the most votes wins. Let us acknowledge that "the most votes" essentially represents the majority of the American people. Therefore, what "the majority" thinks is what most Americans think. And this year, most Americans did indeed think strangely. Are most Americans racist towards the African-American race? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who hates the African-American race. Do most Americans hate the Middle East? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who hates the Middle East. Do most Americans hate Latin America? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who hates Latin America. Do most Americans hate China? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who hates China. Do most Americans hate homosexuality? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who hates homosexuality. Do most Americans promote rape? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who promotes rape. Do most Americans want poverty to endure? Apparently so, because most Americans chose a leader who will never solve poverty. Do most Americans hate women? Apparently so, because even American women chose a leader who hates American women. This is not prejudice, this is not a lie, this is not even a political opinion. Few people realize that the presidential election is really only a survey. It"s a survey that tells us what most people like. We only vote for leaders we like. Why would we do otherwise? The above statements are the truth. The cold and honest truth. America"s choice in leaders tells us who Americans are, what we stand for, and what our country is. Not all of us, of course, but most. This year the majority had a choice. They made it, and now they can see where our country and reputation as a country goes. In conclusion, whether Donald Trump should be president or not is not a question of politics. It is a question of the sanity of the majority of the American people.
Donald trump (rematch)

why didn't you call out my argument on the wall, sir? was it because you found it trivial? or was it because it was the best argument i made? i am not six years old. your argument shows many insults toward me. i think i may be required to report it. you also seem to think that in the end, it will all work out. how do you know this, sir? as i see it, his term will end in an impeachment or an assassination. and his assassination will be the first one to make people happy. he is a filthy animal who doesn't deserve to live anyway. i may not be able to choose if he likes war or not, but trust me, you will not be all too happy once an a-bomb sends the earth to kingdom come. muslims don't celebrate christmas. obama celebrates christmas, therefore he is a christian. he is indeed a big business man, but he went bankrupt multiple times. and is he the only president who is suited for such big business changes? i think that every president before him enacted a big business change. and he IS pink. i just thought i'd let you know.
Christianity is true

To conclude my argument, because of the scientific fallacies contained in the Bible and because of the warriness of the validity of the people who created the Bible, Christianity and its holy scriptures is, as I believe, false. I have presented the arguments that Christianity is untrue, explaining that the Bible was written by unreliable sources (people who lived thousands of years ago who used religion to explain nature rather than logic and science), and closely analyze somethings the Bible takes for fact such as the belief that the Earth is a mere 6,000 years old and the story of Noah's Ark. I have also incorperated the idea that Jesus might have not existed by presenting the supposed evidence of his existence and explaining how they have been debunked. In the second round, my opponent presents early dating of the gospels. In the third round, he tries to refute my point about Noah's Ark by suggesting that the flood in Noah's Ark was a local flood. However, I presented direct quotes from Genesis to support the belief that the flood in Noah's Ark was a worldwide flood. He also incorperates four points about Jesus and his disciples, calling them "facts," yet failing to provide evidence explaining why they're "facts. " In the fourth round, my opponent talks about how, because writers from the first and second centuries and other pieces of literature acknowledge Jesus's existence, he apparently "exists. "My opponent has failed to refute my points on how the Bible has many scientific fallacies, and failed to provide a burden of proof properly demonstrating that the ideas that Christianity preach are true.
Christianity is true

If you want to look a Genesis as well, fine. Young Earth creationism, which I do not endorse due to the wording of the creation story, interprets the Hebrew word YOM to mean a 24 hour day, which was also used to mean a generic period of time. Proving the Earth is more than 6000 years old only disheartens young earthers who interpret the creation a bit more literally. Yes, I admit, a worldwide flood seems improbable at the least, a more local flooding would be likely, as the Sumerian Legend of the Epic of Gilgamesh shows similar elements and was written earlier. This would solve the problem of the animals of the ark, as Noah would only need to house local animals. Once again, there are many interpretations of the accounts, due to the nature of translating Hebrew into English and due to alternate theories about scripture. However, you did not rebuke my early dating of the Gospel accounts, and I therefore add another thing for you and spectators to think about, we know Jesus was a real Jew in Israel and Judea in the 1st century, and we know 4 historical facts about his death: 1) he died - the disciples had no reason to make this up and it is regarded as a historical event anyway 2) the tomb was empty - if it wasn't, they authorities could parade Jesus's body in the streets to end Christianity 3) the disciple said they saw him alive - the reason Christianity exists 4) the disciples were changed men - afterwards they were willing to risk their lives for their cause, all being tortured and executed along the way I propose that no other alternative theory other than the Gospel accounts could account for all 4 of these points with the simplicity of the Bible Sources: http://www.historywiz.com... http://channel.nationalgeographic.com... http://www.oldearth.org...