That Santa Claus, on Balance, is Beneficial to Mankind

Excellent. Two revenge debates in one--as the old sayinf goes, "killing two birds with one stone".Anyhow, let's start off with Santa's coal reservation, eh?Just how many "Bad kids" are there in the world? Well, enough to catch the attention of a news site complaining about bad parenting.see: http://blogs.babycenter.com...This is not a troll argument at all. Santa gives bad kids coal, and bad kids are effected heavily by their parents. Thus with bad parenting inevitably causes bad children. Just counting those teenage girls who get pregnant every single year, there's a massive 750,000--and that's only in America. (See: http://www.familyplanningplus.org...) I repeat--just for America--Santa has to waste 750,000 bags of coal. Assuming that Santa has the money from a mysterious source, and that he buys a ton at a time, and that one bag of coal weighs one pound (because getting pregnant is REALLY bad. This one single choice could outdo pretty much anything, with the exception of saving a life or something), then he would have to buy 750,000 pounds of coal, which means he'll be vastly feeding on our already dwindling energy supply. Already we are running out of coal, just see the graph below From: http://www.bgr.bund.de...Seriously, Santa could use the coal for much, MUCH better use than just sending it to kids. Soon enough the kids will be the coal factory, and they can even sell the coal for extra money! Bags of coal are punishment? I think not. Try again, Santa!Now that we've touched on the problem of Santa's coal hoarding, let's move on to his massive factory. There are almost 2 billion children in the world, [1] and Santa needs to be able to build and send all those 2 billion gifts to everybody. Let's not get assuming and think about the elves being children (CHILD LABOR, NOOOOOOOOOO); we'll think of the elves as erm...little adults? Okay, that doesn't matter. Anyhow, as they build more and more....they pollute more to the atmosphere. Already, CO2 levels are getting outrageous. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org...'s_atmosphereOur air will only become more polluted. Since Santa lives in the North Pole, the pollution could spread anywhere. We already have China to work with. Let's not become enemies with "Made in North Pole" too. Let's talk about Santa's cruelty now. Santa has let one of his reindeers kill an old, innocent woman and clearly, at least two people can justify it. (See video one for source)http://www.youtube.com...In fact, he has even made a song to encourage his reindeer to run away "to a town", the secretive message is that they should find a hiding place so no one can ever find Santa and arrest him.(See video two for justification)http://www.youtube.com...Not only so, he also released a song with a VERY hidden discrete message. Listen closely to the lyrics, the singer clearly says "Riding on an OPEN sleigh." This refers to how he doesn't want the sleigh to be closed and thus wants everybody to fly out and just die, while he "laughs all the way" (maliciously)Now I've revealed the surface of Santa's horrors, let's go in a little deeper. As studies reveal from secretive spying aliens, Santa is secretly an evil alien trying to take over the world. It all makes sense. Buying tons and tons of coal to hog our energy reserves, polluting our air to slowly kill us off while he laughs evilly, Santa is definitely an evil alien genius with a very clear plan.Now, just to be clear, I only have one troll argument, with lots of evidence supporting it. The troll argument is that santa is cruel/evil, and to back it up with logic, I gave evidence that he is an alien trying to take over our world. The rest of my arguments are serious though, as they make sense if you think about it, especially since we are assuming Santa exists.You lose for the second time ever, funnyCN. The evidence is too obvious. Santa cannot possibly be more beneficial than harmful to mankind in general.[1] http://www.answers.com...