Why you shouldn't like spiders

Mary Howlit once wrote, "Will you walk into my parlour? Said a spider to a fly; Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever did you spy." Spiders are evil wicked slaughterers, butchers, executioners! They were born to hunt and kill. They don't have sympathy or compassion, no, they just want to suffocate you in their web and suck your blood. Then they just leave you till you drop from the clutches of their web. I know this because this almost became my fate in the year of 2004. It was a ravishingly beautiful summer day and I was a wee little girl, at the innocent age of eight. I had spent my morning playing stuffed animals with my four year old little sister. Playing princess was our favorite game. We had recently got a puppy; he was a Standard Poodle, a magnificent creature. We named him Chubaka and called him Chewy for short, because he had brown curly hair. "Mommy! I am going outside to play with Chewy!" I shouted across the house, as I skipped to the back door. I started to tickle my puppy, not knowing that approaching the door would turn out to be one of the most horrifying moments of my life. Remembering the moment seems like I was frolicking towards that door for years. I reached for the old creaky door knob and started to turn it. Chewy's excitement was so immense that he was pouncing and dancing around me, so I let go of the door knob to pet him. I stood back up and brushed the dog hair off of my yellow sun dress and fixed my braids, I reached for the knob again. I cracked the door open and Chewy pushed his way out the door into the dog yard. Then it happened. "Adriel! there's a sp.." my little sister screamed, But it was too late, the enormous spider had launched itself at me ready to suck my blood, I'm sure! It ran all over my favorite sun dress, I screamed bloody murder, sure this was the last moment of my life! I shook my dress and screamed but it didn't want to let go! Renae, my little sister, came running to my rescue, she started karate chopping my dress when finally the spider plummeted to ground! I ran as fast as I could, sure that it was hunting me down like an assassin. Then all of a sudden my knight in shining armor came to my rescue! Chewy thrust his face to the ground, and ate that evil murderer. It crunched in his mouth, and I ran to my brave puppy and threw my arms around him. I was alive because of my Chewy. I was almost killed by one of these spiders seven years ago, and that is why I am trying to protect you spider lovers from being another victim. "The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line." (Alexander Pope) What is wrong with this Alexander person? Unless he is looking to be killed, he should hate those wicked spiders, I can tell you this, they sure don't like him, the only reason they want to be touching him is to suck his blood! Spiders are sinful, corrupt creatures. One almost killed me if it wasn't for my puppy. I'll have you know. So don't love or adore these evil things, no matter how much they pretend to love you, they are all only out to kill you and suffocate you up in their threaded sticky web. Quotes from: http://www.dumb.com...