Resolved: North Korea and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with already

Let me clarify the sex of the nations real quick: 1) North Korea is female, because they are psychotic in a way that only a woman could be 2) South Korea is a guy because they are the opposite of North Korea, and guys and girls couldnt be bigger opposites 3) The US is a guy because they f*ck up countries all the time, and Florida looks a lot like a pen*s doesnt it Also, North and South Korea are brother and sister, their parents are China and Japan, who got divorced via WWII, and the kids were split up after the divorce. North Korea became like their communist dad (China) while South Korea became more like their capitalist mom (Japan) China is the dad since China kills baby girls, japan is then by default the mom. Now that all that is clarified, time for the arguments! 1) North Korea is trying to make South Korea jealous There arent many nations in the world, so brother and sister nations often have to have sex with each other to survive. Its quite normal, but marriage between them is becoming more and more taboo. North and South Korea tried to give marriage a shot but North Korea was way too controlling over South Korea's life around the 1950's. That led to a messy divorce and ever since, all North Korea has thought about is getting back together with South Korea. So how do you get back together with your ex? You go after the biggest man in the block. That is the US North Korea has been flirting (with threats of war) with the US for ages now rather then South Korea like they used to do in a desperate attempt to make South Korea super jealous. Everyone already knows that the US is only into Middle Eastern chicks like Iraq and Afghanistan too and couldnt care less about North Korea, but North Korea cant take the hint. South Korea though knows that North and South Korea both love and hate each other, so to see North Korea go after the US only adds more (sexual) tension between the two nations. South Korea though has instead pretended to be bros with the US and act like they dont even care that North Korea is trying to flirt with the US. The two are being children in pretending that there is nothing going on between them, and if they just have sex and get it over with it would be better for everyone 2) They dont belong together but still need each other You know that couple who everyone knows drives each other crazy and treats each other like crap? Thats North and South Korea. Yes they have their differences and drive each other nuts, but at the same time they are best when they are together and cant stop thinking about each other. They cant live together because they are natural opposites, but can you imagine how awesome that angry sex would be? Who WOULDNT want that? All this tension wont be solved with a marriage or a long relationship, only hot sweaty angry sex would release all that tension, both between the two korea's and all of their friends who put up with their crap. The fact that they are brother and sister would only make the sex angrier and better too. They cant get married because the kids will come out all f*cked up, but if its just good old dirty nasty sex then theres no harm in that. 3) Everyone is getting tired of their sh*t You think people enjoy watching North Korea go around and whore themselves out to other nations, flirting with them just to annoy South Korea while South Korea just acts like they dont care? Of course not, its annoying as f*ck. they dont have to get married, but they just need to have sex and get it over with. Enough with all the stupid drama they invent for no reason! 4) They are old enough for sex now Both nations are in theyre 50's, which in nation years means they are just now getting into their teen years. Teen years are meant for experimenting with sex and drugs and stuff, and is also when the hormones start making them act all weird like they have recently. North and Korea should have sex just because its natural now, but still too early for marriage and that stuff.