Gay Marriage should be legalized soon but Straight Marriage should be illegalized immediately

1) Marriage is a sexless doom for everyone, straight people learned that the hard way, if gays though still choose to fight for gay marriage rights then we might as well give in to their demands and legalize it since they want it so bad. If they want to be miserable, fine, it will actually make them happy for some reason. 2) Marriage does complicate things, but if gays want to complcate their lives they can because this is America!3) Jonas Brothers, Joneses philosophy, Jehovas Witnesses, its all the same thing the point is that weddings do make things worse and we can now save straight people from them. Gay people though love weddings (according to my dictionary of stereotypes) and they should have a right to get married if they want to, if they regret it we can liberate them too but that will come later. 4) Family dinners are awkward but its because parents are crazy as sh*t not because marriage makes them awkward. 5) Marriage will already be banned for straight people because straight people have learned a valuable lesson on how tortuous marriage can be. It is a natural cycle of wanting something, then not want it after a while, and the cycle cant be skipped. Gays should start the process of enjoying the right to marry and then regretting it ebcause its a lesson that people must learn naturally. 6) Its not just my personal problems alright, the only time that women ever put out anymore is if you blow a crap ton of money on them, and the more christian they are the bigger of a pain in the a** it becomes. But guys can play all their cards right and then have it all undone because her friends like to gossip and talk sh*t about you that isnt true and whatever it is they do talk about it suddenly becomes a deal breaker to the person who you are really into. 7) Being civilized blows, and anyone who has ever enjoyed wearing sweatpants in public knows how awesome it is to not have to worry about people judging you. Being civilized means that you cant express yourself, it means you have to choose words carefully so that what you truly feel isnt what others hear. Being civilized shouldnt have priority over being free to say whatever it is that is on your mind, and being civilized means that I cant yell out whatever I am thinking of which is why being uncivilized is better. Civilized version: "I do believe that America is rather beneficial to the outcome of the world and those who disagree do not know what is best for them"Uncivilized Version: "AMERICA, F*CK YEAH! !! !! "See the difference? "No being civilized just means you look cooler"No it doesnt, it makes you look like a d-bag. .. ..8) "girls would f*ck guys that hang out with gay guys has nothing to do with gay people being married"If gay marriage is legal then more people would express who they are and come out about being gay. .. . That would allow straight people to get laid since more gay guys = more chances for men to get laid. Its simple mathmatics9) I CAN YELL THINGS BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS TOO10) Guys cant fake being gay, gay guys can fake being straight though. Its common stereotypes AND mathematics.