Best horse that you would use in the Wild West.

Let me explain. Long ago the highest level of the Norse Universe, Asgar, had its protective wall damaged in a war, leaving it vulnerable to siege by the giants. So, naturally the Gods wanted it fixed. They asked a stonemason (hi Geo) by the name of Blast to complete the task, but he asked for marriage to the beautiful, fertile, lovely Goddess, Freya; he through in some other demands such as the sun and the moon (what a greedy fvck! ). In an attempt to trick Blast to perform the repair for free, Loki, a shapeshifter/trickster God, added a condition to the voluntary contract: build the wall within 6 months, or you will not receive your rewards. Blast worked quickly on the wall using his stallion named Svadilfari, which panicked the Gods. Loki devised a devious plan to decelerate the renovation, as to keep the moon, sun, and Freya: he would shapeshift into an attractive mare to lure Svadilfari away from the infrastructure reconditioning and into the woods to thwart Blast’s success. Needless to say, they got it on and created a mutatantly-awesome horse: Sleipnir! He arrived at Asgar as a young, eight-legged colt, and he was given to Odin, the chief divinity of the Norse pantheon and the ruler of Asgard. Ahh. .. the miracle of life! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]QualitiesSleipnir has remarkably useful, advantageous, and successful qualities, which work in concert with each other to produce the ideal horse for my companionship, survival, and prosperity in the Wild West. a) SpeedThe fastest quarter-horse today can reach 55 mph, yet some of the fastest divine horses can reach speeds much greater than that. What’s more, Sleipnir is described as the swiftest of all horses. Even during a medium trot, this divine, mutant stallion outperforms all others. This speed would be a beneficial attribute in the Wild West where outlaws and bandits roamed the landscape; eluding them with superior speed would save me from danger and would bolster my reputation as an untouchable legend-in-the-making. But, Sleipnir’s speed is more than just a mechanism for fast escapes, it would be used to reduce travel time around the vast territory of the Wild, Wild West and for our mutual enjoyment: Sleipnir is proud of his valiant and remarkable celerity as much as I am. A final testament to his remarkable speed over large distances: When he was borrowed by Hermod to bring back the recently deceased God Balder, Sleipnir was ridden for 9 days straight at full speed through the dangerous journey to the underworld; then, once he arrived at the iron gate of Hel, he leaped over its massive scale with ease. Talk about a dependable, high-performance, and trusty steed. [7, 8]b) Diverse, Dexterous AbilityIn the diverse and challenging landscape of the Wild West a horse is required who will perform proficiently in the worst of circumstances on such terrain. Luckily, Sleipnir is gifted with superior maneuvering capabilities. He has the ability to leaping over virtually any obstacle or obstruction; can not only walk on water, but gallop at full speed (look out, Jesus, a new Sheriff’s in town); he can ensure proper footing on every type of terrain: snow, lava, quicksand, needles, rocks; he can fly just as fast as his gallop. This extraordinary horse is described as “splendid,” “the best of horses,” and “a marvelously good horse. ” Needless to say, Sleipnir would be the ideal horse to ride in the Wild West. [9]c) ImmortalitySuppose Sleipnir was sleeping, and outlaws or mystics came to kill him. Also, assume the outlaws are acting as undetectable by the senses and clandestine as possible. Their infinite variety of attempts to end Sleipnir’s life would be in vain because that perfect stallion is immutable to such damage given the nature of his immortality as a divine horse. There is no need to worry about hydration, nutrition, or exhaustion with this horse. [10]d) StrengthPart of being a divine horse is being incredibly strong. This strength is exhibited in Sleipnir’s indefatigable, indomitable muscle resilience, his jumps, and his power. According to Icelandic Folklore, a “horshoe shaped canyon Asbyrgi located in a National Park in Iceland, was formed by Sleipnir's hoof. ” This is now referred to as ‘Sleipnir’s Footprint’. [11]Thanks for reading :D[1] . http://www.pantheon.org... (Sleipnir)[2] . http://www.pantheon.org... (Asgard)[3] . http://www.pantheon.org... (Loki)[4] . http://www.pantheon.org... (Freya)[5] . http://www.pantheon.org... (Odin)[6] . http://en.wikipedia.org...[7] . https://sites.google.com...[8] . http://www.absoluteastronomy.com...[9] . http://kids.britannica.com...[10] . http://howrsehintshelp.blogspot.com...[11] . http://www.absoluteastronomy.com...