TTT: Smoking is Overall, Cool.

Haha! I have got my opponent right where I want him! Despite your talent, you can't disprove fact 9space, smoking if irrefutably cool!Golden barricades are not hot. That is a crazy idea. Just look at my opponent's own source. The "Gold" fireman likes to put out fiery, hot fires. What a cool guy, just like Jesus. He also must have some pretty intense coolness to put out hot fires like that. So, the "Gold" fireman is cool in all meanings of the word, therfore gold must be pretty cool too. Plus, all you judges should know the normal temperature of gold. I mean, all you judges for this debate are so awesome you must be making fat stacks. Before you vote, reach over and touch your gold statuete of a minx and tell me if it feels nice and cool or not.As far as this Chinese quote, I mean, come on. Why does Con expect us to trust this quote by the Chinese of all people. Just look at their type of government, it's not even cool like ours! And do they have cool guys that play basketball? No. Do they have any cool HBO shows like Game of Thrones? Probably not. How bouts we get us a good ol' Merican quote up in here. Oh yeah. Works for me. No movie footage? No problem! According to my previous souce, he obviously gets high on the marijuana. And just look at that picture? Do you see how incrdibly buzzed he is? It's pretty clear-cut. Look at that kid. Do you see how high he is? He is trying to look at his dad with a magnifying glass when he's that close up. What a weird and most certainly weed-induced thing to do.What is my opponent getting at with this point? Is he saying that the cat-mafia is not actually a mafia at all? Preposterous! The cat mafia is everything the human mafia is. Just look at my opponent's previous rounds. Just listen to my opponent's own words. "I saw it sneak into a secret hideout to hold a meeting, even hearing some of its epic words." And, "organizing a mafia crime scene with cats." That sure sounds like a cat mafia to me. Plus, why is 9space being prejudiced against cats? That is a pretty cruel thing to do. If any of the judges like cats in any way, I advise them to vote against 9space for his insolence against cats. The Pulp Fiction girl is so smoking. Come on! Do I really need to provide more proof? Alright, if you insist. Conclusive evidence. The point is mine!My opponent's Tom Hanks Rebuttal is too simple. Tom Hanks doesn't actually smoke, he isn't cool enough to smoke regularly. He is only doing that for the character. Plus, even if Tom Hanks did regularly smoke, that wouldn't be enough to bring down the collective coolness of smoking. That is perhaps just a testament to how cool smoking really is.Now don't start thinking that this can be linked back to my original rebuttal on the Mr. Banks movie. You see, because Tom Hanks is so evil, he was able to ruin Mr. Banks despite the smoking scene. Too bad, that was a pretty good smoking scene. Seriously? Con doesn't think that 40 degrees is cool? Oh no, he couldn't be more wrong. If you type in '40 degrees' to search look at one of the things that comes up in the very first page. These guys are so cool! I wan't to be just like them. Obviously 40 degrees is cool. And their underwear! 2wink! Oh my goodness! So cool.HAHA! My opponent has admitted that Morgan Freeman smokes. It is undoubtable that Morgan Freeman is the coolest guy on the planet, I don't even need proof for that. And it seems obvious that, according to my opponent's own source, the cause of the explosions was the woman in the picture. Morgan Freeman simply caused all of the smoke, which is not inherently hot. REFUTED ARGUMENTS:Smoking is romantic tragedy: I have linked smoking with Morgan Freeman. And that man is too cool to be completely real. He is therefore almost certainly science fiction.The orange glow is hot: Preposterous. It is made of gold. Which, as my judges know, is quite cool.The Cool Mafia Cat does not smoke. I have shown that he does indeed smoke. And also that my opponent is cruel to cats.40 degrees isn't cool: Um, it definitly is. Did you see those cool guys?Tom Hanks makes smoking uncool: Tom Hanks alone can't make smoking uncool. It is too powerful of a force to subdue. Plus, Tom Hanks doesn't smoke, only his character does.The Picture Above is Proof: The explosions are clearly caused by the woman in the picture, not Morgan Freeman. MY UPSTANDING ARGUMENTS:1.Jesus and Albert Einstein both agree that smoking is very cool.2. Gold is cool, and therfore Jesus is cool.3. Smoking helps people get things done, that's pretty cool.4. The movie the Godfather is cool because the cat smokes. 5. The movie Pulp Fiction is cool because the girl smokes.6. The movie Boyhood is cool because Mason smokes. 7. Morgan Freeman is ultra-cool and he smokes.8. I might of even missed a few because I had so many great arguments!CONCLUSION:The outcome is clear. I have obviously triumphed. I made better arguments, I refuted all of Con's arguments, and I used more capitalized headings. Don't be foolish. VOTE PRO.http://www.youtube.com...