Jar Jar is a sith lord

Jar Jar is a goofy fish man, and portraying him as a villain is not just insane, it's also a grave injustice to him. I remember, as a kid, I had a little toy, it was a Jar Jar that danced, and it had some music along with it. I think it was the Cantina theme. You see, since I didn't know jack squat about star wars when I was young, I did not acquire the same biases that all Star Wars fans have. Mainly, I do not hate Jar Jar simply because others tell me to. I think he's the best character in the entire series. He's the only funny character in the series, and he provides comic relief when tensions run high. He could not be an evil Sith lord. First, he's so dumb that he would be incapable of accomplishing such a task. Do you really think his mind is a twisted, dark chamber pot which plans to unify the galaxy under the dark side? Of course not. He can't even pronounce words. How could he try to become a ruler? I mean, a guy like Emperor Palpatine would take him as a JOKE! He's not scary, or intimidating. Compare him to Darth Vader. Which one is scarier. Can you imagine Jar Jar strangling a guy with the powers of his mind? It's very hard to imagine. he's not a freakin' Sith lord. He's just a nutty little alien. One thing I think is dumb about you Jar Jar haters is how you despise Jar Jar for his looks. You know, the fins, the gills, and so on. You think he's too ridiculous for the Star Wars universe. But that's ridiculous. Because in the regular trilogy, the supposed "GOOD" Star Wars movies, there's a TEN FOOT GIANT APE WHO GROWLS AND AN OLD LIZARD GUY WHO LIVES IN A SWAMP! Isn't that just as weird, or weirder, than a fish guy? Of course Star Wars has weird stuff, it's sci-fi. And I get bored out of the humans after a while, so George Lucas has to add a weird alien in every now and then, just to remind us of how cool his universe is. I don't think the Star wars universe has enough cool aliens, really. Too much of those movies is devoted to Luke and Obi wan and Han and Leia, but I think it would be way cooler to have a movie that was all about Jabba the Hutt. That would be worth watching. I actually like episodes 1-3 more than the new ones that are coming out. For one, at least the prequels were made by George Lucas instead of by geeky old J.J. Abrams. That's the main selling point for me. George was probably tired of having people ask him about the prequels, so he slapped a few things together and called it done. It's a little rushed, sure, but it still has a good storyline and neat characters. And it reveals some things about the Star Wars universe that otherwise would never have been explained. My point is, these were the last things that George Lucas made before he shipped the whole franchise off to Disney. The prequels are the last remnants of his genius. Sure, they're not as good as the originals. Nothing could ever beat the originals, not even the new ones. But the prequels are how George wanted his universe to be, and we can't change that. We shouldn't get to decide what his visions are. His universe is his universe. He made it, and he can lower the quality or heighten the quality whenever he wants. We don't get to erase the prequels from history. They're essential to the Star Wars storyline and they're what George saw. George Lucas might have been planning something different from how J.J. Abrams is taking it. I don't think the new ones are that good. I especially hate the ending of the first one. Mark Hamill is credited as an actor, but he's only in the last 5 seconds. That's just dumb, right there. Anyway, I like Jar Jar. I think he's a funny character, and a neat alien, and he helps out a lot of people through the movies, and he's way funnier than anyone else in the movies. There's got to be some funny stuff in Star Wars. Jar Jar is a great character, and he's not evil. Your theory about him being evil is nothing more than an insane conspiracy theory. He's dumb, and Qui Gon Jinn or whatever hates him, but he is in no way evil. He's a very nice character. And funny. He's a big Rasta fish person, and you can't blame him for, say, the destruction of Tattoine. Judges, please vote wisely. Consider grammar, and emotion, and don't give in to your biases, and all that kind of stuff. I'm outta here.