The bible is false because jesus is false thus jesus was not the messiah

First off, We"re not going to jump around from translation to translation. That"s not going to happen. This is one of the main reasons why your god would never use text, Namely your bible, As a source of communication, The worst form of communication possible so people like you can get it wrong with copies upon copies upon copies upon translations upon translations upon dead languages upon dead languages that die off with no possible way to trace it back to the original, Because no original exists in the first place, So you have no idea, None, If you are interpreting correctly or not. Now let"s begin and we"ll use the KJV. "firstly Jesus did not say that he would not return within one generation" Matthew 16:28 "Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, Which shall not taste of death, Till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom. " "They" Who is they? See that"s the problem with you. You have no idea, None how to interpret. This is your supposed messiah squawking down unto his sheep. "are talking about his resurrection not his return" WRONG. Now that"s strike 1. We"re going to go by the 3 strike rule. 3 strikes and you are out. Let"s look at that verse up and close, Shall we? "There-be-some-standing-here. Which-shall-not-taste-of-death. " That"s not talking about a resurrection at all not is it poor boy sandb**ch? That"s talking about the people standing right there in from of this sneezerag christ that he is preaching to "which-shall-not-taste-of-death. " Guess what? That genital congregation all died and your tinkertoy christ ---NEVER--- returned. Its one of the biggest reasons why atheists are atheists. Its because your bible preaches false nocturnes and it flat out lies. But you pretend christians, Because there is no such a thing as being a christian, You turn your joke of a bible and messiah into whatever you want to suit your wants, Needs and desires and you simply cannot read, Just simply read. Oh and oh yeah with all the different versions/ translations you use, Why not use the Swahili version/ translation? Oh but wait. You don"t understand its language. And you think that the people who translated what christ supposedly said from 2, 000 years ago did into new and bright and shiny version do? So much so that they change what your HOLY CHRIST ACTUALLY SAID so that you can make up some gibberish so you feel good about drum roll please" yourself. Ah yes indeed. Let"s move on. Oh but wait let"s hold things here for a moment" "Jesus is talking about his resurrection when he talking about coming in his kingdom we know this because while he was nailed to the cross 6 hours in they offered him" Really? 6 hours. Wow. Where do you get this from? Nice invented flat out excuse. Strike 2. Luke 22:18 English Standard Version (ESV) Nope KJV. 18 For I tell you that from now on I will not drink of the fruit of the vine until the kingdom of God comes. " KJV 18 For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, Until the kingdom of God shall come. " Wow. Notice the HUGE monumental difference? See why your god would ---never--- use text as a form of communication and not even dream about it? If you don"t then you have some ---SERIOUS--- problems with your first grade comprehension skills. So I shall spell it out for you. 1. Who has the right to change what your lard, Sorry lord or any character in your bible says? 2. Notice the changes from what your lard, Sorry lords says? ESV "from now on" and its null and void in the KJV version. Now let"s have some toxic fun with the NLT version 18 For I will not drink wine again until the Kingdom of God has come. " Completely gone is the opening dialogue. And you actually think your storybook bible is worth more than a penny with mistranslations after mistranslations after misinterpretations after misinterpretations? How naive are you? How much denial do you have to go into before reality sets in? Let"s continue. . . John 19:28-30 New International Version (NIV) KJV After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, That the scripture might be fulfilled, Saith, I thirst. 29 Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, And put it upon hyssop, And put it to his mouth. 30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, He said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, And gave up the ghost. Here"s something for yah that yah DON"T GET which is another super massive fatal flaw in your thinking of your nonsensical bible and religion"If jesus went back to heaven, How is that a sacrifice? You and your religion sacrificed NO-TH-IN-G. You can"t even prove that your messiah even lived. And regardless he most certainly was not the messiah as 100% proven in RD as your god"s word is "perfect. But apparently, You do not think so. OK now here"s 10 videos that prove that prove that your christ was not the messiah. Each video is completely different from one another. So you have a lot of watching to do. They are all what is known as "evidence". If you ignore them, Then you ignore evidence and you would be the typical christian that ignores evidence especially when these professionals know one helluva lot better than you. If you invent a stupid mundane excuse that you do not have the time to watch them or some other excuse like that, Then I will know that you are lying and you will be treating me like I am stupid when in fact I am one helluva lot smarter than you will ---ever--- be on this subject. Ready? https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=6lqC8fvIspY - jesus wasn"t jesus (Aron Ra) #1 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=KXAGpCTiGlQ - The True Core of the jesus Myth (Christopher Hitchens) #2 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=apS_679ru50 - Did jesus Exist? #3 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=9AzwJ9d4i1g - Why christianity is Unreasonable (Richard Carrier) #4 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=x-slAgzJmdU - Why Does Every Intelligent christian disobey jesus? #5 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=AJMd5UiTeys - Biggest Lie - The fourth gospel #6 ("The first striking revision in the 4th gospel is that the ministry of jesus has ballooned out from one year to three. The writers not only make a reference not only from one but to three distinct passover festivals. Now was this just a tradition that some early christians held to a three year ministry and others to a one year ministry? Can anyone honestly maintain that whole dialogues could be remembered word for word for many decades and yet believers have no common agreement whether these words were said during one year or during three years? ") Um duh. Do you REALLY THINK jesus existed? https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=lDpEeHD54Mo&t=1397s - The Gospel According to Carrier #7 (Richard Carrier states jesus may have possibly existed, But scrap all the mythology) https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=O5AordEPtok - Proving the Historicity of Jesus? Tracie and David #8 https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=hmKTUOzXRkI&t=188s - Stephanie Thomason vs Matt Dillahunty, Or how not to debate an Atheist! #9 (skip to the 7:00 mark! ) Oh this one is good and Pro is the caller with his furry tongue. https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=NAqEmYJcXX8 - What did jesus do for you? #10 Btw, John 19:28-30 is about the ascension of christ which as proved is completely laughable, It is not about his return which didn"t happen within the lifetimes of those he preached to saying that he would return within their lifetimes as you clearly misinterpreted the verses, And yeah, Your entire bible, And yeah, I"m being nice. Let"s move on. OK I can"t move on. The full paragraph of what quote? I used several that you didn't respond to. Especially from RD1 showing that god's word is perfect for quite a few verses. So it could not be changed by a lowly dingy dustmite christ, In which it was, And naturally you ignored it. Not a surprise.