China is going to take over the world.

First off, I want to add that profanity is allowed. Also, I will be talking, or technically typing, in a British accent.Voting is to based completely off of who's arguments were the most entertaining!Let the debate begin. Ok. So I'm not really in the mood right now, so I'll just skip the part were I pretend to be all formal and say "thanks for accepting my debate blah blah, I'm sure it will be fun and whatever...BLAH BLAH and good luck and such". So lets just fricken do it dog. Lets just -- do it.RIGHTY-OH, sooooo china is gonna take over the world? Yuuuuupppp. Sure isss. No surprises there. But hold on. You think that me and yourself think that you will indeed be arguing that china will not ever possibly take over the world.....YA?!? NO! I'm not gonna tell you that china is gonna take over the world.......you are gonna do it. I'm not gonna say your wrong you moron, your going to say it. Yup didn't expect that did you? NOPEE! I'm not here to argue. I'm here to teach you. "What the bloody h*ll is he talkin' about?", you say. I'm not here to teach you about china taking over the world, I'm here to teach you to teach yourself that china is taking over the world. (teachception) "He's gone mad", you say. I've always been mad. Now, lets get started shall we?I'm gonna number them if that's alright, cuz the bullet points just don't make sense to me. I mean their -- their dots right?......I mean there's -- there's no order, its absolute chaos. So um lets aaa -- lets get started then.1. Lesson 1: RE-TRAIN YOUR BRAINRight, so, you made it to the first lesson. Great job, you've accomplished.....absolutely nothing. So far. But don't give up yet. There is much to be said. First, if your going to believe China will take over the world, you have to BE Chinese. The first step, is you have to indulge their culture. So become obsessed with cats, and anime. Actually, I think that might be from Japan....but ahh it doesn't matter really. It's all the same with Asians really so.... Next, you have to look Chinese. If your a man, then snip the 'hmm-hmm', and tape a tic-tac were it used to be. And if your a girl, the you should umm -- well I ah.....You know,I'm not really sure...um.....ya I really don't know where to go from here so................................Last, you absolutely must hate Americans. Now "Wait", you say, "I'm American". NO SILLY, your Chinese now remember!!??!? ;D JESUS H. FVCK!!2. Lesson 2: This is War Bro I'M NOT GOING TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, YOU ARE. YOU LAZY AZZ FVCK. http://en.wikipedia.org...3. Lesson 3: Science proves it4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444F u China.............and science.4. Lesson 4: If China doesn't take over the world, the world will take over ChinaChina doesn't want to be taken over lad. So they really don't have a choice. But um-------I figure that you could probably just teach the rest to yourself. I mean you know I don't get paid or anythin'. So uh yeah I'm gonna go and uhh---teach myself......somethin'....I guess. I don't know---- what--- yet but........ummmm.......................................................................*sigh*