Princess Rebekah should be initiated as the All powerful Chairwoman of the World

“Among the complications of life caused by the vast complexity of politics, the last thing we to complicate is the law. Laws make sense only within a certain union of thought…” And Lars’ rule does just that. “so it rests that we wish to simplify the system, by simplifying law. As a proponent for simplification, we would ask you to vote for the…” Con side and not Pro “at the end of the round.” -Caleb K. Response to fact one: There is no evidence behind fact one, just the words “Princess Rebekah has time and time again shown her prowess, here on DDO, and in my own real-life debate club.” Now I would like to ask Mr. Collin, is there any proof that Princess Rebekah is a good person, good friend, or would make a good president let alone “chairwoman of the whole world?” The Con side of this debate has found no reason to believe that Princess Rebekah is a real person, and there is no proof that this person isn’t just a psychotic multi accouter who owns the accounts: imabench, RoyLatham, birdlandmemories, airmax1227, RationalMadman, and Larztheloser. For con’s purpose I will now Concede harms 1 and 2. Counter plan. (Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn) Mandate 1:Abolish all government national, and state level. a) Abolish all international and national borders. Mandate 2 - Revoke all international treaties. Mandate 3 -Abolish the United Nations Mandate 4 - Give Lars D-King, the title 'Chairman of the World’ and allow him to rule the universe without anyone to get in his way. Mandate 5 – If anything ever happens to Lars D-King Princess Rebekah will take his place. Mandate 6 - Give Sophie K. the abilities the FDA had but on a worldwide scale so she may ban GMO salmon and other poor excuses of food. Mandate 7 - Give Mr. Collin the presidency of Green Peace and PEETA. Mandate 8 - Give Caleb K. All the equipment he needs to continue writing epic music. Also to hold him back in school for the rest of his life so he can continue to be Rebekah’s amazing debate partner. Mandate 9 - Give Calvin K. and Grace E. any type of cool matching debate suits/dresses so that they can continue to rock STOA in their amazingly hot styles. Mandate 10 - Give Trinity K. All the pink sparkly things she wants in life. Mandate 11 - Give Noah P. The abilities to go watch any sports game with full travel costs paid and the best seats provided also have him be taught by the best sports announcer alive. Mandate 12 – Give the woman who rewrote ‘My Little Pony’ a global peace prize. Mandate 13 - Give Con the right to give random stuff anytime. Lol. Mandate 14 - Move the seat of world government to Tokyo, Japan Mandate 15 – Blow up anyone who votes Pro. Mandate 16 – Plan takes place as soon as you cast a negative ballot. Mandate 17 – Obama will carry out this plan. This plan that I have presented will allow the following advantages to ensue. Advantage 1: Better government. (a) With Lars D-King as Chairman of the world, we will have much more decisive leadership - and, because current government is idiotic, Lars will be allowed to make the decisions best for us without anyone stopping him. (b) Our government will be extremely liberal. Gay marriage will be legalized, guns will be taken away, and abortions will also be legalized. Yay! *^^* (c) With a worldwide government the laws will be streamlined. Advantage 2: More 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and less chainsaws and other extremely pointy sticks. Lars D-King has an extreme love for ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ and he would air ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ TV shows all over the world on gargantuan television screens. If Princess Rebekah was ‘Chairwoman’ of the world she would as shown in Pro’s last speech air ‘My Little Pony’ all over the world. All the fandom of bronies would agree 100% that ‘My Little Pony’ is the world’s worst TV show ever created on the face of the earth. And also, Lars D-King would ban all individuals from chainsaws and all other pointy sticks to protect themselves. *^^* Advantage 3: Guaranteed religious freedoms. ^Sums it up. Advantage 4: Children would be forced to all go to Lars’ school where they can grow up to be like their hero Lars. Stalin will be happy. Advantage 5: Lars could finally be president of debate.org. (a) He would work on bugs like he does in edeb8.com. Lars does an amazing job with the bugs on edeb8, Juggle, not so much. (b) He would ban multi accounts and add spammers. It took all the debate.org mods 13 hours to ban ONE add spammer! Advantage 6: He would continue to give children their dreams come true. There once was a sweet little boy in the United States of America, and he liked making music. He would write it with his time off and he was extremely creative. Anyways, Lars was his first follower outside of his state. To tell you the truth, Lars was his first follower outside of the continent and made the little boy very happy indeed. Lars can also help children like STALIN who want to live under a communist government change their minds. Advantage 7: Lars would kick Justin Bieber off the face of the earth. No need to sign the ‘deport’ Justin Bieber petition. Advantage 8: Lars would implement British Parlimentary debate as the accepted style and rename it to ‘Abigail’s bizarre rez debate of awesomeness.’ Finally, Advantage 8: Tokyo is a great capital. <- Conceded. Sushi is the best food ever. Sum up of the round: Advantage 1: Better government. Advantage 2: More 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and less chainsaws and other extremely pointy sticks. Advantage 3: Guaranteed religious freedoms. Advantage 4: Children would be forced to all go to Lars’ school where they can grow up to be like their hero Lars. Advantage 5: Lars could finally be president of debate.org. Advantage 6: He would continue to give children their dreams come true. Advantage 7: Lars would kick Justin Bieber off the face of the earth. Advantage 8: Tokyo is a great capital. Original quote: “Among the complications of life caused by the vast complexity of politics, the last thing we wish to complicate is the law. Laws make sense only within a certain union of thought, and the Federal Government IS THAT UNION. And so it rests that we wish to simplify the system, by simplifying law. As a proponent for simplification, we would ask you to vote for the Gov. at the end of the round.” –Caleb K.