Hulk Vs Spiderman (Hulk wins)

Being a Spider-Man who would formally read numerous Spider-Man comics (only to drop the title after that travesty titled "One More Day"), I consider myself quite a fan and am delighted to have the opportunity to demonstrate how the big green lummox would stand no chance against the web head in a current battle. ============================================================================ OBSERVATIONS ============================================================================ Observation #1: Note that my opponent has provided no arguments yet. Please do not confuse any of what he has stated with an argument and then accuse me of ignoring a most of my opponent's response. In addition, as he insinuates ,there is a lot of that information does not impact the result of a battle between Spider-Man and the Hulk. Observation #2. From what I am to understand, the winner of the battle is the one who is last left consciously standing. Hence, I need only argue that Spider-Man renders the Hulk unconscious in order to win the debate. ============================================================================ CONTENTION #1: Spider-Man's superior intellect and experience in fighting the Hulk as well as working alongside would easily give him the victory ============================================================================ When considering who would win this battle, we must consider that not only has Spider-Man battled the hulk in the past (hence has experience in fighting him), but has also worked alongside him as a member of the Avengers for quite some time. Thus, Spider-Man would merely have to do the following to win: #1. Calm the Hulk down As my opponent has noted, the Hulk is weakest while calm. However, the calmer he is, the more likely he is to revert back to Bruce Banner (hence make the Hulk unconscious, thus the loser of the battle). If Spider-Man simply reverts the Hulk to Bruce Banner by making him as calm as possible, he can prove to be the victor in a battle against the Hulk. Given that Spider-Man is in fact one of the most intelligent non cosmic characters in the Marvel Universe (even Ant man considered Peter to be far more intelligent that he is) and that he has worked with the Hulk on the Avengers long enough to understand how he thinks, Spider-Man would easily deduce a method which could be used to relax the Hulk enough to revert him to Bruce Banner. This would require that Spider-Man not fight the Hulk (as fighting him would make him angry), however . . . "not fighting" during the battle wouldn't be a problem considering that the Hulk is familiar with Spider-man and has worked alongside him, thus wouldn't see him as a threat unless Spider-Man began to attack him. Once he reverted to Bruce Banner, the Hulk would no longer be conscious and Spider-Man would be the victor automatically. Of course, if my opponent objects to the Hulk persona merely being unconscious as not being enough for victory, I could simply point out that Spider-man could use his super human agility to speed blitz Banner (in other words, knock him out) before he could even realize, hence preventing his Hulk persona from interfering and insuring Spidey a victory. ============================================================================ CONTENTION #2: Spider-Man knows how to kill the Hulk ============================================================================ The following conversation takes place in Amazing Spider-man Vol 2 #54. SPIDEY: Everybody in our odd little community would deny it, but we all watch each other when we cross paths, looking for weaknesses, in case that day ever comes. In case they ever have to stop me. .. or I ever have to stop them. But we never talk about it. Ever. MJ: So in that case. .. you must've thought about how to beat the Hulk. S: That's right. MJ: So does that mean you've figured out how to beat him? Could you really beat the Hulk? S: Yeah. Yeah, I could. But the only way to do it, to really stop him, would be to kill him. Ergo, we know Spider-Man knows how to take the Hulk down, we know he has had a great deal of time to further think this out (as this took place many many issues ago) and we know that this wouldn't involve outside help given that he refers to himself as being able to do it. Given that Spider-man has beaten cosmic level entities before (such as how he defeated FireLord ---a herald of Galactus---in Amazing Spider-Man #269), we know that he is perfectly capable of defeating characters who are in the Hulk's league. Thus, it is quite likely that this knowledge would make this insured victory during this battle. And that'll do it for now. I will likely provide additional arguments in the next round. Also, my above arguments may need elaboration depending on my opponent's rebuttal. Later. :D