In human reproduction, vaginal birth is superior to anal birth.

I'll start out with refutation:RC1: "[Anal Birth] hurts less" Now any female reading this knows from her comprehensive rape history that a 2.7"-wide purple-headed yogurt-thrower is more painful when jammed into a turd cutter than in a Notorious B.I.G. Now Imagine that the 2.7" pain inducing sex experience is a birthing experience with an 8" baby. Which would be more painful, the elastic lips of joy or the constricting trench of hades? "The latter ladder later method." -Arthur Laffer.Now let's examine the face of someone enjoying vaginal sex, then contrast it with the face of ANAL:................... This is the face of pleasure: VAGINAL................................. This is the face of pain: ANAL................ RC2: "It doesn't mess up the goodie box."For many MSM couples and even heterosexual and lesbian couples, the stench trench is the "goodie box." They put it in the dirty hole for fun, and once the birthing process permanently loosens the muscle tissue of the anoooose, their fun time will be a hole (pun) lot less fun.RC3: "Its new, unique, and a good way to start conversations."It is a new phenomenon, but that doesn't make it better. Another new phenomenon: AIDS. Is AIDS better than non-AIDS, just 'cause it was the hip new trend? No. Things are superior to other things for good reasons, not arbitrary temporal ones. The anal birthing process is not unique:"The sweeping new birthing method across America is anal birth. A recent Pew Research poll found that 8% of American children are born from the patented anal-departation method. I personally think that this all too common trend is a massive hazard to the welfare of humanity due to its bizarre birth defects of children sufferng from multiple-*sshole disorder in which several anal cavities are gerrymandered throughout the body, resulting in displacement, and even face buttholes." -Dr. Percy Stinkton, author of The Dirty BirthAlso, no one wants to hear about your butthole, to be quite honest.RC4: "You get to freak out your kids in 20 years."What a terrible thing to have to break to your kids. It's just like the orphanage or mutant stories that kids dread. RC5: "Show's that women are badass (literally)"This Anal birthing method started in the lower San Franciscan gay communities and has spread throughout much of the world due to our interconnectivity by devices such as the internet where lolcats have persuaded young kids to try the practice when they come of age. Anyway, men, women, transvestites, goats, and Parsecians can all use this anal cavity breeding process to reproduce, so it's hardly a woman's issue.MY CASEVaginal birth is definitely superior...6) Vaginally birth substantially decreases the likelihood a person will give birth to an alien species through an evolutionary epigenenic fortification mechanism.7) God wants you to put it in this hole, come in this hole, and come out of this hole, not the dirty one. He will turn you into stone if you disobey his comsic authoritarian regime's arbitrary moral demands!!! SEIG HEIL!!!!!8) Vaginal birth allows you to attain the wizard's sleeve that so many young women desire and hope for when they are teens. If anal birth were truly superior, then why are 7.6% of women who use anal birth complaining about their tight vaginas?9) The birth videos that you will eventually show people will look much more attractive when vaginal birth is used. Have you seen German shizer porn??? That is what every man, woman, and Korean child would be showing their friends, family, associates, internet acquaintances, librarians, masseuses, and classes, if anal birth took it to the next level in population utilization.10) Your child would become a coprophilic (doodoo lvr <3) and look like this: In conclusion, vaginal birth WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR TO anal birth, because that is a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty hole. Thanks, -WSA