No One Has Ever Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to Do Look More Like

1) Clarificationism"This only supports my resolution by showing how even more strongly impossible it is to go far even as decide to use even"I wasnt saying that, I was saying that you cannot be so happy that everyone in a five mile radius became a unicorn to decide to use even if you cant even be that even even if you decided to..... It is more then probably to be able to go far even as to decide to use even, but not to be so happy that everyone in a five mile radius became a unicorn as a result of deciding to use even if you cant even be that even even if you decided to. 2) Probability cant even"And yet here we are arguing over probability. My argument doesn't seem so silly after all, does it, jury?"Once again the Pro is misreading what I am saying even though I am beign perfectly clear. This time I was only acknowledging that people will always question the probability of anyone even going far even to use even would to do look more like would be questioned. Whats so hard to understand?"This statistic is hugely inaccurate. For one to be able to access the infinite multiverses in the first place, they would have to be capable of not only using even, but using even for even gone even to even AS even AS IF. The odds of that are nonexistent; my opponent's fallacy is invalid."Thats bullsh*t that you got right out of 'Darwins theory of Even". It has been disproven dozens of times that one can access infinite multiverses in the first place by using even to go far as to even even when the even has gone so even to even as even as if. That argument is so old and outdated that (insert joke about the con's mothers old age).... You have to multiply the odds of using even by the speed of even otherwise the even of even using even to decide to use even go want to do look more like theory itself completely falls apart. 3) The economy just cant Broseph"My opponent argues that the 9.81% who said yes are the stronger economies, but he still has the burden to prove that statement. Needless to say, he has done nothing to prove that statement. "Who would you rather take advice about being far even as decided to use even to go want to do look more like, the guys who have no idea how to even be as far even as to decide to utilize even to go want to do look more like, or the ones who have? Its fairly even that you would pick the former, as the others dont even know how to use even so why should they even be commenting on using even to use even to go want to do look more like? Thats just nonsensical!"Therefore, we still know for a FACT that the majority of well-developed economies would stroke at the idea of someone really going far even as deciding to look even go want to do look more like."What is or isnt considered 'well-developed' is subjective though, and you cant even begin to think about how economies would even react at the proposal of going far even as deciding to look even go want to do more like since that would be pure unsubstantiated speculation! 4) PROOF IT"People of the jury, my opponent is taking you all for idiots. You cant prove that! Er, i mean, no im not!"A and E" IS a vagina, but when written as "A&E", it's a penis."Penis, Vagina, same things except white stuff comes out of one and into the other..."By this, my original proof remains valid, my entire philosophical argument remains sound, and the resolution still stands"your original proof though wasnt over the correct definition of 'vagina' being A and E whereas A&E is clearly a penis. The point still stands that If A and then Not B thus then not C, then G will cause F to not cause D which is vital for E, which cannot happen since A and E must be present otherwise G wouldnt be around since not D nor B. Also if G then A and G, not A and E, meaning 14 not 12. Since 14 and not 12 then pineapple exists, MEANING THAT SPONGEBOB IS STILL PAYING HIS RENT, IS NOT HOMELESS, AND THEREFORE CONCLUDES THAT ONE CAN BE FAR EVEN AS TO DECIDE TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE. All my arguments stand true and instead the pro has resorted to completely missing the points of my arguments even though I have been explicitly clear about the nature of people ever being as far even as deciding to use even go want to do look more like.