This "A Midsummers Nights Dream" is very humorous

I have always been empathetic to shakuntala, I have always tried to be nice. I did read the poem and this is why I am accepting this debate. This is the single worst, most vulgar, and perverted sense of Literature I have read. Since it does not say that the first round is for acceptance only I will post a positive case also. The resolution places the onus probandi on my opponent, please take note that according to the rules of logic we deduce from the resolution that the Spirit of the Motion suggests that the 'poem' is very humorous for everyone. When all, or some is not specified we take it to be 'all'.[1] Since the resolution does not same: 'Many people find it humorous' or 'Some find it humorous' shakuntala has taken upon him an immeasurable burden. Personally I did not find any part of the poem even mildly funny, I found it gross. Before I begin however, let us consider some fundamental meanings[2]: 1. Humorous: Causing laughter and amusement, being comical; having or showing a sense of humor. 2. Very: In a high degree. Now what needs to be shown is that this 'poem' is extremely funny for all sorts of members. Since shakuntala has not provided any arguments, and the onus rests upon him I win this debate here and now; I will still provide some counter-arguments. A1: There Is a Subjectivity In The Works of Literature: Of all the human disciplines, the field of literature is the most subjective. While some believe Goethe to be the greatest, others believes Shakespeare to be so, and some others believe Marlowe to have that prize. In Literature there is really no say. Let us discuss then one of the most famous works ever: The Merchant of Venice. This story focuses on the Jew, Shylock who loses everything for he tried to trick a Venetica: Antonio. When the play was originally produced it was taken as a comedy where everyone enjoyed laughing at the misfortune of the Jew, who lost his house, his daughter and all his business. Over time however people have realizes that the play is extremely biased against Shylock, and what happens to Shylock is greatly saddening. The comedy was now seen as a tragedy, and a new name viz. tragi-comedy was given.[3][4] Also while the style may be in a comic way, some people still find the play offensive. I wish only to show that shakuntala's play may be disliked by people, he need not prove that his style is comic, he needs to prove that people find it funny. This same subjectivity applies to the above poem. I will quote lines and show how I, and a number of other people may be offended by these lines. I mean the poem is verbal porn. 'flaccid cocks eye gleaming with semen drop like liquid pearl' I for one do not find the imagery of male penises dripping semen very funny, I find it disgusting. Or 'the girlies their legs did spread and knees to breasts did bring as their cunnies did splay wide like gigantic tropic blooms' I realize this may be offensive to many people, including me. At best this is erotica, how is it even midly humorous. I certainly find no cause for laughter, and therefore the poem cannot be 'very humorous'. A2: It Does Not Possess Any Form of Comic Relief, Any Certain Plot, or any fantastic Jokes: The entire poem is devout of comic relief or any form of intellectual literary devices. I realize English is not my first language, but I did not understand half of that poem on the first read, esoteric words have been jumbled together to form a perverted attempt at art. There is no clear line other than Puck examining naked girls and then 'ram and fvcked and cum' in them with 'great hardness and passion'. There are no jokes, and so this poem is hardly entertaining. I did not have much to go on because Proposition while possessing the onus never presented any arguments. I have above shown that there is a subjectivity to literature, and in any case shakuntala's poetry is extremely offensive. The resolution collapses. [1] Introduction to Logic, by Harry J. Gensler; Syllogistic Logic: http://f3.tiera.ru...(2ed.,%20Routledge,%202010)(ISBN%200415996511)(O)(431s)_MAml_.pdf [2] Oxford Dictionaries: http://www.oxforddictionaries.com... [3] The Merchant of Venice: A Comedy? The Question of Genre In the Play: http://www.academia.edu... [4] Merchant of Venice: Tragedy or Comedy?: http://mitchelllui2.wordpress.com... Faithfully Yours, Ajab.