We should move all Israelis to Canada.

*Ahem* I am gravely offended by my opponent's resolution that we should move all Israelis to Canada. My best friend is a moose, and moose hate Israeli's. I will not allow him to live his life in constant despair knowing that Israelis lurk in every nook and corner. This one is for you Bullwinkle… B1: Pro:"we are afraid that if we admit to disliking it, Canada will no longer supply us with maple syrup and bacon." It=hockey, the Oxford dictionary defines the word "few" as such: a small number of (2). Currently there are at least 485,018 (not few) registered hockey players in the U.S. who engage in the sport as a profession (1). Hockey isn't a popularly watched sport in comparison to others in the U.S. there is not much reason for such a large number to dedicate their life to the sport for any reason other than enjoyment or money. I contend that it is for both. We acquire maple syrup and bacon from Canada is predominantly through purchase; Canada is making money from the U.S., they are not giving us maple syrup and bacon because we like hockey. So, I contend that abolishing hockey in the U.S. and sending all Israelis in the U.S. to Canada would not help us procure more bacon and maple syrup. The money it would take to do such things would be immense anyways, and would have greater detriment than the U.S. not gaining bacon and maple syrup from Canada. B2: Pro: "If the Israelis were moved to Canada, we would be able to have them close. What is the point of funding a country if you can't visit them for tourism?" "If Israel was close, we would have the best vacations ever." People visit Israel for their culture and that includes not only the people but the place itself. Sending Israelis to Canada wouldn't help much if any in the American citizen's quest to visit Israel. They would still have to make the trip to the actual country of Israel to experience the full culture. Israelis would be close, not the country of Israel. Pro: "Israel has a lot of enemies in the Middle East, if they are closer to the United States, then they will not have to worry" If Israel has a lot of enemies in the Middle East, moving them to Canada would only cause problems for us. Other countries generally don't attack U.S. soil because of the difficulty of such an act, and the consequences resulting from such. If we move Israelis to Canada, they might not think twice about attacking them there, and an Israeli vs. other countries war would not be good for the U.S. Imagine if the other country drops a nuke on Canada, the U.S. will definitely be negatively affected by such an attack. Sending Israelis to Canada would cause more problems than benefits. B3: Pro: "Does Canada really exist?" I still am undecided on whether they actually do." Pro makes such a statement about being skeptical about the existence of Canada, but then goes on to state numerous things about the country pointing to the fact that he knows Canada Is in existence. My opponent has contradicted himself. Pro: "We can move all the Canadians to somewhere we don't want, like Alaska." This is much easier said than done. Somehow, I don't think Canadians would take kindly to being deported out of their own home. I mean the U.S. did it to the Native Americans with seemingly no severe detriment, but then again the Native Americans didn't have weapons of mass destruction to retaliate with… B4: Pro is attempting to base this benefit on fictional scenarios found in movies in which Aliens attack the U.S. Such reasoning is absurd and irrelevant seeing as how the Aliens are really attacking the whole planet Earth and/or the human race, the initial strike just happens to takes place in the U.S., moving to Canada would not save us. Examples: War of the Worlds (3), The Day The Earth Stood Still (4), Transformers (5). B5: Even if taking care of Israel did give us God points, I'm sure that kicking Israelis out of the U.S. against their will does not fall under the realm of "taking care of". Neither does forcing them to go to Canada where they'll have to endure the musical stylings of "Drake" and watch him parade around in his gaudy sweaters (6). God would surely curse us for unearthing the country of Israel and superimposing it upon Canada. Closing: Do the right thing and vote Con, or see Pro's plans come to fruition, thus plummeting the world into an apocalypse in which only the likes of Ozymandias (7) could save us from. 1. http://www.nationmaster.com... 2. http://oxforddictionaries.com... 3. http://en.wikipedia.org...(2005_film) 4. http://en.wikipedia.org...(2008_film) 5. http://en.wikipedia.org...(film) 6. http://www.washingtonpost.com... 7. http://en.wikipedia.org...(comics)