The 10 commandments according to George Carlin

Seasoned beatings Blue. Oh whoops, sorry, greetings. Yeah that"s it. A deliberate miss-steak on my part. Sorry. I have that sarcasm in me. My name is Michael btw. Now there are no points that I agree with you. None. And that mainly relies on that I never agree with stone cold liars. And you are one. And you got caught. More on that later. Talking accordingly is not one of my strong suits IF you invent excuses from something in which you know nothing about and yet you pretend that you do and thus make excuses for it for something in which you claim to having knowledge upon and you clearly don"t. Bad idea. "As for your"" Whoa. See that"s why I HATE debating with christians is because they CAN"T READ. What is WRONG with you people? Did reading just slip a milestone and did your drip an apocalypse nosebleed or something? Because notice that it is ONLY christians as a whole that has this problem. Now you do know what reading is? Right? You know. Words. Sentences? These are NOT my comments, they are George Carlin"s comedic stand up comedy routine when he was alive and breathing. And its clearly stated in this debate that it is George Carlin. "I believe that every commandment fits in with the natural law: the body of unchanging moral principles" Then that makes you completely immoral. * god hates anyone that blasphemes and wants to put you to death Leviticus 24:16 "And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death." * god wants you to die in his bible if you break the sabbath Exodus 31:14 "Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.", Numbers 15: 32-36 " And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. 33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. 34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. 35 And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses." Now notice jesus worked on the sabbath, he was not put to death. Strange? And YOU said "I believe that every commandment fits in with the natural law: the body of unchanging moral principles" So by your morals and principles, and following god"s unchanging laws (and there are many verses that also state this), jesus should have been rightly executed for working on the sabbath. He also did not have permission of ---any--- kind from his god to change his god"s laws, thus your jesus was a fake and a fraud. Oh there"s plenty more on why jesus was a fake and a fraud and why YOU are not a christian by any means, but that"s not the main topic of this debate. Trust me, unless you want your christianity to be completely shattered, you DO NOT want to get into it. * god issues death warrants on those that curse at their parents (they are probably children) Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death., Leviticus 20:9 "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.", Mark 7:10 "For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:, Matthew 15:4 "For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death." * god wants to put you to death in his bible if you commit adultery Leviticus 20:10 "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." Now you are right. They are unchanging - aren"t they. Good job! Yep that"s the completely bankrupt and immoral god you worship. What a truly great guy this god character is - right? Don"t even bother trying to defending this monumental trash that only YOUR god would of the horrific printed bible would think up. And yet you cannot even prove YOUR god exists. "Honor Thy Mother and Father: I think Carlin has misinterpreted this." Sorry WRONG. Not when its printed in YOUR bible AT LEAST 4 times or more. "First, the Bible says that parents don't have ultimate authority or control. "We must obey God rather than men." Acts 5 27:29." That"s not the same thing. As the matter of fact its not even close. The commandment is appealing to those who re higher above so those who are higher above can look down on children as your god truly hates children. Trust me, you don"t want to get into that either as there are over 30 verses proving this of pure hate and evil towards them. Now the thing about it is, there"s no reversal of fortunes. What of the parents are horrible and terrible and are torturers, and abusers and abuse their children, abuse them beyond any horrific standards? Nah. The children get absolutely no say in the matter at all. Their mouths are glued shut. Your bible may have children only saying 4 verses, if that in your bible. Talk about truly horrific abuse. To be neglected and ignored like that is the absolute worst form of abuse that there is. DO NOT come up with the crap that your god may have loved children. That"s not the same thing. Children have no say in your bible. Nothing. And in your 10 commandments, where is one commandment that is surely needed to state "thou shalt always honor and protect children and never allow any harm come unto them" or something like that? In fact there"s nothing. 0. Your god is so pathetic and ridiculous that he"s more concerned with his overweight drab superior ego god complex that 4 of the 10 commandments are geared towards his belly up ego. Its hideous. In fact your bible and its god are about your god"s superior ego god complex and nothing else if you really think about it. What a joke on a spitoon. "Think about everything your parents have given for you. You honor them because they took time out of their life to provide for you." Merely providing is nowhere near enough. If there"s no love, that"s ---severe--- abuse. "You're right on the stealing and lying part." There you go again. Its---not---me!!! "However, where is the commandment about lying?" Tell yah what? Why don"t you google it and then come back at me. Google something like "thou shalt not lie" Now you"ve lied grotesquely. You"ve stated that you are 20. But in absolutely no possible way are you. Well that"s only true unless you"ve repeated 2 or even 3 grades. And since you lied, how can anything you say be accepted as truth? Also you claim yourself to be a christian and yet your god truly hates gays. Leviticus 20:13 can"t possibly be more clear "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Now here"s the NLT version ""If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense." WOW! What a HUGE and no offense" BIG f--king difference. It uses the word "homosexuality" in it. And the word "homosexuality" was not put into any bible until 1946. So what gives the right to any translator/ interpreter of any bible to COMPLETELY change what any bible has originally said to suit THEIR wants, needs and desires? AND to make matters worse" who says that their interpretations are correct? AND to make matters worse, these interpreters/ translators CHANGE the very verses of what YOUR god has said as well as what YOUR jesus has said. This is why one of the very reasons that YOUR god would ---never--- rely on text, the worst form of communication possible. So here"s the meat of it Do you believe that" Is killing evil? Y____? N____? Is slavery evil? Y____? N____? Is rape evil? Y____? N____? Is hating gays and wanting to stone them to death evil? Y____? N____? (why yes it is god damned f--king right IT IS EVIL and you have every right there is on this earth to be gay and be who your are and don"t let ANYTHING stop you) Is deliberate genocide evil? Y____? N____? Is hating children evil? Y____? N____? Is simply cursing at your parents whoever does the cursing a warrant for their deaths? Y____? N____? Is believing in different gods a warrant for death? Y____? N____? Is not believing in YOUR god worthy of being stoned to death? Y____? N____? All of these your god has freely admitted to and participated in and is in YOUR bible. Of course these laws that the christian god has come up with are completely absurd and ridiculous and thus proves that the god of the bible cannot be followed. I"m sorry I simply cannot continue with this debate. You"ve totally undermined me because you CAN"T READ. Adultery" Whoever said that George Carlin"s version is what I think, feel and believe?