Rap Battle Duo #1 (the Syndicate Slayers vs. Truth_Seeker & JonBonBon)

Jasper & ShadowKing @JBB:Talkin' about 99 threats, you stupider and ya know it than 2 sham computer componentsYou so fake ya never fhuked anyone in ya whole life, me and King're the real poetsCuz you so high on lame perverse narcotics you can't comprehend anybody's wordsAll you can spit out of your deformed mouth are halfwit rhymes about turdsYou illiterate ninnies, ya brains ain't even janglin' pennies, cause ya have no valuable senseLackin' acute reading skills, hence ya lack of discernment, I implied "an if" in the present tense[1]Read some Dr. Suess before you rumble with Athena & Zeus, we wage war with whirlwind wonder!Jasper pull the noose, this goose is proof only Danielle & you present pristine powerful plunder!Laughter and glitter is what'cha get at my gala, you party poopers are just losersEvery nasty cunt ends up in the same place cuz ya'll are just snotty, hairy, green boogersShould I respond to her ill manner with polite curtsies? no, I'll verbally abuse herThis DDO user's future will end sooner than these viewers can spot her brain tumor!I will shut you up after this hyper battle, you won't stand up again & contest the best rhymerYa liners lack sophisticated metrical fiber, fire my Proton Pack[2] & zap you like Slimer! After 87 times you can't define my rhymes, then it ain't my poetic punch possibly the problemProbably it's your acuity, your kindergarden psyche garbaged up like a goofy, gormless goblin'sWhat room are you talkin' about? A public restroom? A backroom in a cheesy, Redneck titty bar?Niggas ain't dippin' into they cookie jars for yo body scars, maybe in Qatar, otherwise ya claim is bizarreBe honest, damn: you won't be the bride, you'll be the groom, a dyke in a dude's costumeSo yeah, boys make it rain on you as you enter the room, when 22s, 357s, & 30 aut 6s go boom!!!And my tears ain't from crying, but from risibility[3] from ya'll's silly acts of pompous nobility & civilityYa'll aiming for Conduct pts? That's feasbility cause ya'lls lack of creativity can't give us Slayers fallibilityJasper @ Both Cons:I must mention your disgusting beat they make ya sound like a whining toddler It wasn't the studio dat made yo chords sound like a C sharp diminished minor! [4]Folks say ya'll good, they just scared of whatcha do if they admit dat ya'll some bad rhymersYour breath scares them all away, I can handle anything cuz I'ma stay new--not like old timers!Liars! Ya'll say ya'll's rap is Hip to Hop, but what do you do: debut in new white baby attire [5]We caught fire, this game makes us hungry, my desire is to make my choir soar higher! [6]ShadowKing & Jasper @Truth Seeker:So I got hit twiced by an HIV-packin' cracka? But harder did she hit ya, fhucked ya, & crapped on ya, T[7] Don't blame me for ya foreclosure in that debate[7] you got raped by ya own error to embrace her diseaseYou by far hold: Worse Rap Battle Defeat[7] eat that beat down, dude, Guinness wants to interview youYou doofus, it ain't over-reaction, Rule 1 is "Aggression" as I continue to oppress you like a Nazi to a JewI "liked that pose", what the hell is this nigga spittin', oh wait, still shittin' blind eels[8] like a kittenYou Monaco[9] call me Britian, I'm Great like a Kitchen[10] where I fry yo @ss like Memaw's chicken[10]I make cowardice niggas bail[11] you make innocent females cancel accounts with emails[12] then skedaddleThat's why many treat you like cattle & never rattle from yo babble, waddle along cuz I've won this battle!Suckah, your baby bottle aint comfort enough for you to recover from da last roundsYou gained weight since the time it was R1 acceptance, yo a$$ was only four poundsHave ya checked da mirror since then? where've you been? long haired snitch with a 5mph pitch?It's a sin to swear but Ima do it now cuz when i'm judged it won't add up to your accounts, bittch!It's almost Christmas so you better act nice for Santa, but I'm not worried about himAxis and allies fought but gave in, I'm standing firm for when the rapture is prelim! [13][1]- IF "I take a taste of vanilla teen on my plate, my black @ss will catch 88 birthdates in the State pen with no leniency!" Present Tense NOT Past Tense[2]- http://moresay.com...[3]- laughter- http://www.thefreedictionary.com...[4]- http://www.youtube.com...[5]- http://i.dailymail.co.uk...[6]- https://www.google.com...[7]- http://www.debate.org...[8]- http://www.urbandictionary.com...[9]- 2nd smallest country in the world http://geography.about.com...[10]- http://ecx.images-amazon.com...[11]- http://www.debate.org...[12]- http://www.debate.org...[13]- http://christianity.about.com...