Ultimate Team War

***** My opponent has broken several rules. -He broke rule 3 by giving exaggerated powers to real people. For instance, Logical-Master cannot outmaneuver any opponent, as is seen by his multitude of losses (. http://www.debate.org...). However, I will let this slide, since I think it'll be fun anyway. -He has given unlimited powers to all of his team members, which violates rule 2. This is a more important issue. Brian has unlimited making-people-laugh power, RR has unlimited last word power (whatever that is), LM has unlimited winning arguments power, Askbob is immortal, and Som31 has unlimited female-repulsion power. These unlimited powers, while seemingly obscure, can potentially be exploited to defeat any limited enemy. I have no hope of victory. For example, my opponent could simply use Brian to make all of my team members laugh hysterically and uncontrollably, and then kill them one by one while they are incapacitated. I have no defense against this ability, since Brian's powers are unlimited. I offer the following restrictions on my opponent's team members' abilities. I hope my opponent accepts them. Brian Eggleston: Anyone with a normal sense of humor can be incapacitated with laughter. Those with minimal or no sense of humor, or those with superhuman willpower, are not affected. Ragnar Rahl: He doesn't break any rules right now, but Last Word is undefined, and I don't like the "unbeatable" part. Logical-Master: Has an AQ (argument intelligence quotient) higher than any living human. His intelligence exceeds that of Professor X, Reed Richards and the like. Askbob: Askbob has the one-of-a-kind Lulz ability. This ability includes the power to insult, degrade, and otherwise mock any opponent to provide lulz to everyone around. He also has the power to regenerate an unlimited number of times as long as his "account" is "closed" in a location where he has access to the internet, and where he is capable of getting on the internet and creating a new "account" on debate. org. Som31john: Can repulse nearly any female, the exception being those with superhuman willpower. *** Irrespective of the rule breaks, I think this is going to be fun. ======== Team Member 4: Cable (. http://www.superherodb.com...) -Cable has great telepathy powers, and can "read thoughts across vast distances, and even interface with multiple minds, simultaneously. . . . Cable has also demonstrated the ability to project bolts or blasts of mental energy that are capable of easily killing or rendering unconscious another Human being. These bolts do not do physical damage. . . . Telekinetically, Cable is capable of very fine control over objects; he can disassemble complex devices explosively (separating every last component, such as screws, nuts, circuit boards, etc. ), and just as quickly and easily assemble complex devices. This also has enabled him to even attain awareness and control over objects as small as individual electrons in an atom. " He can also telekinetically lift several tons. -He can create forcefields which can hold against "the ground zero detonation of a 1 kiloton nuclear warhead (4.18 terajoules of energy from the heat, concussion and radiation effects). " He can mold these forcefields into virtually any shape. "He has displayed the ability to control the minds and even voluntary and involuntary bodily functions of sentient beings (such as other Humans)". -"Cable has proven very difficult to psychically assail, as he is very well skilled in shielding his own mind from mental-attacks (such as attempts to read, control or harm his own mind), and has been sufficient to protect himself from other psychics on the level of Phoenix (Jean Grey), Professor X and Marvel Girl (Rachel Grey). " -Due to an infection by a techno-organic virus, Cable has become a cyborg. He possesses superhuman strength (he can dead-lift several tons with his left arm, and considerably less (but still a lot) with his right arm) and a resistance to physical damage (enough to be immune to standard firearms). He also has extreme physical and mental endurance; he can perform at his peak for hours on end, and can go for extended periods without sleep. He requires only one hour of sleep to become fully rested. -Due to nerve enhancements, Cable has superhuman reflexes. He can dodge a bullet and even follow its path with his eye. -His cybernetic eye is capable of seeing a huge range of the electromagnetic spectrum. -Due to being cybernetic, Cable is weak against people like Magneto who can control metal. However, he can use his telekinetic powers to rapidly repair himself. -Cable is capable of flight. -He is highly intelligent, possibly superhumanly so. ======== Team Member 5: Magneto (. http://www.superherodb.com...) Magneto is capable of creating and manipulating magnetic fields, giving him great control over metal. He is powerful enough to significantly shift the earth's magnetic field and to move mountain-sized objects or larger. "He can completely assemble a complicated machine within seconds through his powers. He can erect magnetic force fields with a high degree of impenetrability protecting himself or others from almost any psionic, energy, or physical attack. " -Magneto is a brilliant genetic scientist who can alter human genes to turn humans into mutants (as defined in X-Men) and build artificial life forms. -"Magneto's suit is made of flexible metal bonded on the molecular level, providing protection against projectiles, energy weapons, and concussive force; his helmet also provides further protection from psionic attack. " -And he's notably skilled at hand-to-hand combat. ======== ======== Incapacitation Strategy 1: Destroy debate. org Server This is necessary to incapacitate Askbob. There are several ways to do this. 1. Magneto or Cable disassembles it. 2. Magneto destroys it by smashing it up. 3. Magneto, Cable or Invisible Woman surrounds it in a forcefield, disconnecting it from the internet. 4. The Borg blow it up. 5. Durandal gets inside it and either disables it or prevents Askbob from accessing it. ======== Victory Strategy 1: Magnacrush Magneto, safely away from earth on the Borg ship, creates a tidal wave, mass blackout, or some sort of natural disaster that kills each of my opponent's team members. ======== Victory Strategy 2: Bomb Field Magneto, Cable and Invisible woman each place a forcefield around one or more of my opponent's team members, then detonate a bomb inside of it. Both Magneto and Cable are capable of rapidly assembling bombs. If necessary, Cable can use his telepathy to help Invisible Woman fend off Askbob's, LM's, Som31's or Brian's psychological attacks. (Note that Cable already has resistance, and Magneto's helmet gives him resistance. ) ======== Victory Strategy 3: Assimilate The Borg assimilate each of my opponent's team members. If necessary, Durandal can get inside of the Bog (since Borg are part computer) to increase their willpower, i. e. immunity to my opponents' psychological attacks. Assimilation will not work on LM because of his mental abilities, but after the other four are assimilated it becomes easy to dispatch of LM. ======== Advantage Strategy 1: Self-Assimilate Since the Borg share all mental abilities, they can assimilate Magneto and Cable in order to acquire their powers. I will then effectively have an army of Magneto-Cable-Borg. This opens up more options for victory strategies. ======== I will possibly post more strategies in subsequent rounds. I look forward to my opponent's response.