Under the below listed rules my opponent will lose this debate.

I will first object to the quotes I refuse to include. This would be all of the ones from Yraelz. The reason is that I would be plagiarizing by following the rules. We must insert the quotes as if it is our own words, and I would be committing intellectual theft by doing so with these quotes. There is no reasonable way to reference such material as if I'm speaking the words myself while still properly citing the source. Also, there were so many long requests, I would likely have to go over the 8000 character limit, a request that is obviously inappropriate. On to the rest of the debate. I'll have you know your last response truly touched my soul. I'm sorry you feel I'm being so harsh on you. Perhaps this will console you: I was with your mother the other day. "I may be drunk, but when I wake up in the morning I will be sober. You, however, will still be ugly." That's what she said! Perhaps you will find some comfort in the pain those words caused me. However, I'd like to clear something up. I bear no ill will towards you. In fact, I am only doing what's best for you, Yraelz. Perhaps one day you will see that. If I treat you with more care than I treat others, how will you grow stronger? It may seem tough now, but it's for the better that I be so harsh. But maybe after this ordeal, we can get together and reminisce. For instance, I could sing you these very applicable lyrics from beauty and the beast: "When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!" And you could laugh at me, as I've laughed at you in the past. And maybe we could watch the old spiderman cartoon and sing the theme song together. You know, "Spiderman Spiderman. Does whatever a Spider can. Spins a web, any size. Catches thieves, just like flies Look out. Here comes the Spiderman. Is he strong? Listen Bud. He's got radioactive blood. Can he swing, from a thread? Take a look, overhead. Hey there! There goes the Spiderman. In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime. Like a streak of light, he arrives just in time. Spiderman. Spiderman. Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman. Wealth and Fame, he's ignored. Action is his reward. To him, life is a great big bang up, whenever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spiderman!!" But my point is, we can move past this. I'll address your red button analogy now. It is completely irrelevant, since the rules explicitly state that quotes will be inserted as if the debater spoke them himself. Consider the following. What if Logical-Master had posted that same request? Would HE have lost the debate automatically? No. The comments are not part of the debate, and any comment you or I make there is not considered part of the debate, unless we specify that it is (for instance, I've seen people continue their last round into the comments when they run past 8000 chars). But the fact is, the only thing I can be held responsible for as the contender is the actual contents of my arguments in the debate. Any comments I write are as a regular debate.org user, not as contender, unless I specify otherwise. Also, you did not have to include the quoted text for a comment you had objections to. By including it, whether you knew it or not at the time, you indeed included a rule outside of pro round 1. You could have simply said, "beem0r left a comment that would have forced me to add a rule this round, and for this reason it is an inappropriate request." However, you didn't. You included the rule. You added a rule outside of pro round 1. This, according to the rules you set up, results in an automatic loss for you. As you said, even if the rule was not stated as an effective rule, it was still included in a round other than pro 1. This, unfortunately, violates the rules. And for that, you must accept your loss. I will not forfeit the round as you ask of me. You've asked this for foolish, seemingly-selfish reasons. However, it is in your best interest to accept your own defeat, and grow from this experience. Hopefully, we can still be friends after this, as you have suggested. Perhaps our friendship is worth more than a win in a debate? Learn to look past the meaningless things in this world, Yraelz, and you will attain true wisdom. As your mother told me, I may be drunk, but when I wake up in the morning I will be sober. You, however, will still be ugly. You as in your avatar, of course. And perhaps it won't be, since you could always change it. In fact, I urge you to do just that. And with that, I take my leave. A vote for me is a vote for upholding the rules set up in pro round 1. A vote for Yraelz is a vote for, well, a position I would like to hear you defend.