dogs should be classified as rodents

Oh, man. NOW you've really gone past the limits of logic. I knew it, sir, all along, that the last round would be something to remember. here we go. Feel free to send me a rematch for this debate any time you want to. Your debates are some of the stupidest I've encountered in a long time. Thanks for hours and hours of entertainment. Here we go. I hope I can make it. "arislote" and "steven hawkins" are not close friends, they have never met each other. It would be nice if they were friends. I'll admit that. They have very conflicting personalities, so it would be fun to see them buddy up like a scientific version of Oscar Madison and Felix Unger. Sadly, they never will meet. Aristotle died TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO. People like ME are not ruining the world, trolls like YOU are ruining the world by thinking up dumb stuff like this. Elders are not stupid and you're not teaching any younger kids to be "intelligent, kind young folk" if you feed them blatant lies. You're teaching them to be weirdos who don't understand animals or the world around them. I'm sure you've seen a mouse, so you should remember how hairy it was, and how its tail had tiny little bristles on it. "Bristle," according to Google, means "A short stiff hair, typically one of those on an animal's skin, a man's face, or a plant." The things on a toothbrush are bristles. So are the things on a mouse's tail. The tail doesn't really matter, all that matters is that mice have hair. They're a SMALL GROUP within THE BIGGER GROUP OF MAMMALS. Didn't you know that animal grouping was multilayered and complex? You pitiful fool. Wikihow articles are a good place to find out how to fix your roof. They are not a good place to learn about science, because they were not created for that purpose. Wikipedia is for science and history and that stuff. Wikihow is for a different purpose. Saying you can use Wikihow to learn about animals is like saying you can eat soup with a fork. Chickens, Cows, and Pigs are not classified as the "meats". Nor are they classified as the "All you can eat cafe". I was using that as a metaphor, but you're too stupid to understand metaphors. CHICKENS are birds. COWS and PIGS are MAMMALS. MEAT is simply an animal that people eat. It can be any animal, from snails to other humans. The term is culinary, and has no place whatsoever in animal classification. https://en.wikipedia.org... https://en.wikipedia.org... https://en.wikipedia.org... https://en.wikipedia.org... Seaweed IS an ocean dweller, and it IS seafood. But it is not related to fish. FISH are ANIMALS. SEAWEED is a PLANT. You're crazy, sir. If the world used your type of animal classification, we'd be in pretty bad shape. You're a NASA scientist in league with the Illuminati. That pretty much sums up how loony you are right there. Judges, consider this my closing argument. What we have here is an idiot, or a troll. I'm not quite sure whether he's being an idiot intentionally or unintentionally, but if he's being stupid unintentionally, then God help us all. That the world would breed such a weirdo is unthinkable. Vote how you wish, but keep in mind that, if he wins, his beliefs will only be more justified and he will continue to have malformed thoughts and ideas. We need some votes, please vote as much as you can and as comprehensively as you can. Provide reasoning. I bid you farewell, at least for now. Sir, you cannot classify dogs as rodents simply because they stole your pizza. I'm sorry.