Boring Oregon is more exciting than Dull Scotland

With many thanks to Ore_Ele for impassioned response, I would like to reply to her observations as follows: The film, The Highlander, was an anti-English propaganda movie made by Americans, which was applauded by Scottish-Americans but utterly denounced by historians who were appalled at the monstrous and deceitful attempt the film made to rewrite history and portray the various Scottish clans as brave victims of English oppression. The reality was that the Scots at the time were a motley assortment of wild and uncultured savages who invaded the peace-loving and civilised English nation, raping and pillaging as they went. Surely the English were entitled to defend themselves from these barbarians' unprovoked attacks? Or am I thinking of Braveheart? Anyway, we must dismiss The Highlander film as a reliable source because most of the tribes of Scotland have now been tamed and restrict their violence and aggression to football grounds (soccer stadiums) and pubs. And the streets. Also visitors to Scottish airports who arrive on fire can expect to the airport staff to punch them to the ground rather than extinguish the flames. (See YouTube clips), but anyway, they no longer try to invade England. Moving on, although, for technical reasons, I accept that The Highland Safari Centre has an Aberfeldy address, the Centre is actually located only half a mile from the centre of Dull (Map A) while the centre of Aberfeldy is over three miles away (Map B) - so we can see that Dull is the by far the closest village. Now to address my opponent's rebuttals: 1 - Dull is tiny, only 85 people live there compared with the 12,851 that live in Boring (1). Yet my opponent concedes that there are only two pubs in Boring to cater for all those people, while within 3.2 miles of the centre of Dull there are no less than 4 bars and pubs. (2) Clearly, if the demand existed for more nightlife in Boring more pubs would open but it is obvious that the people of Boring, unlike the inhabitants of Dull and the neighbouring villages, are not the sort of people who like to go out and enjoy themselves. 2 - Let's look at my opponent's claim that Boring, Oregon inspired the Disney cartoon Gravity Falls a bit closer, shall we? According to my opponent's own source (3), the writer, Alex Hirsch, told them: "The town of Gravity Falls is an amalgam of places Hirsch visited in Oregon and national parks he spent time in as a child. But there was one town name he saw on an Oregon road sign that was particularly inspiring." And they quoted Hirsch as follows: "We passed a sign for Boring, Oregon. We never went there," That's right, voters, Hirsch never even visited Boring, Oregon - the inspiration for the movie was other towns in Oregon. 3 - What would you say was the most tedious, unfashionable, uninspiring, upper middle class, middle-aged, unadventurous and least exciting sport in the world? It's got to be golf, hasn't it? And where would you site a golf course? Where people who like quiet, safe and recreations like doing jigsaw puzzles, brass-rubbing in churches and playing golf live, of course. I would like to thank Ore_Ele for admitting that Boring, doesn't just have one golf club but TWO, while Dull has none at all! Thank you. (Map A) https://maps.google.co.uk... (Map B) https://maps.google.co.uk... (1) http://www.usbeacon.com... (2) https://maps.google.co.uk... (3) http://www.oregonlive.com... http://www.youtube.com... http://www.youtube.com...