The greatest threat to the United States is crab people

First of all, I thought that by the 'crab people', pro meant the famous band of apparently evil mutant crab people living inside the moon. I shall therefore argue that they are not much of a threat. The Chinese are not crab people; the Chinese are (insert word which isn't politically incorrect or offensive at all). Nevertheless, I will also argue that China aren't much of a threat.Greater threats to the US than the crab people: Canada Mexico North Korea Shark people Dr Who dying Nicholas Cage's acting Pirates Lady Gaga Canada Your neighbours to the north aren't as friendly as they may seem. In an attempt to inform the unsuspecting Americans of this, South Park, the most truthful show on earth, showed the evil Canadians plans to invade the United States. Nevertheless, America ignored this warning, thus allowing more time for Canada to prepare to invade. Here's how they plan it: two Canadian celebrities will become controversial in the US and get arrested there. Canada will pretend to be angry about this and use it as a reason to invade! The United States should remember what their great leader George W. Bush did and blame a country who did nothing so they can invade them. Although in this case it would be rational to blame Canada. The United States should therefore launch a preemptive strike against the evil Canadians. As you can see from the video, Canada is to blame for America's problems. http://www.youtube.com...Mexico And as if the evil Great White North wasn't enough, the US also have the south to worry about. We all know that Mexico City is an overcrowded dump and therefore Mexicans are running across the border to the United States. On the face of it, this isn't a threat to national security and won't cause a third World War. BUT IT WILL! Look at this video of Mexicans fighting. When they come into the US, be prepared to see this everyday on the mean streets of Kentucky and be prepared to be attacked like this on a number of occasions. Not only will it threaten the USA's national security, but it will also bring about a new, worse type of fighting where men take off their shirts and fake the punches and... oh, wait... The US already has that. http://www.youtube.com...North KoreaEveryone is scared of North Korea. It is a place where scary braindead people systematically march through the streets as if they're extras in Darth Vader's army of droids while they secretly starve to death. Meanwhile, their great leader Kim Jong Un plots nuclear war against everyone who doesn't take him seriously (which is everyone). The USA should take this threat more seriously as underestimating it could result in the rapture or even worse: America looking like twats. North Korea are a greater threat than the crab people because they could make the US look like twats.Shark peopleThe shark people gather in the Gulf of Mexico where they spew hate-filled messages on the United States. They plan to overthrow the government and install their own dictatorship.Dr Who dyingThis one is quite simple and self explanatory.The Crab People Aren't a ThreatLeave the crab people alone. They've done nothing to you. In fact, the crab people follow a doctrine of people and love and they are good friends with Obama.China is no threat China have emerged as the strongest economic power and boast the largest military. There still is no desire to engage in any form of conflict with the US. They may compete with the US in terms of influence but that is no real threat... At least not as big of a threat as the evil shark people.