Pippa Middleton should appear in a porn movie and then donate her fee to London's homeless

I will totally accept the notion that Pippa should star in an adult movie (they could call it "Popping it in Pippa" or something else that plays off her name). However, there are two things that really need to be done to adequately establish the resolution. 1) That helping the homeless is the ideal use of that money, and 2) That simply donating that money to the homeless is the ideal method of helping them. This is based off of the word "should" [1]. "Should" indicates an obligation, as opposed to a simple choice, usually a moral obligation, but not restricted to that. From a moral standpoint, there are many different organizations and issues that she could help. All of which have just a high a moral claim as the homeless (plus, they smell better, so they got that for them). These include, but are not limited to, schools, elderly, disabled vetrens, American Family Association, and David Cameron (with a little wink and a kiss on the check). So unless there is some kind of business contract with the homeless, or maybe they have a sex tape of her that they are threatening to release unless gives them a bunch of money, she has no real obligation to help these unwashed mobile recycling bins. However, if she chooses to do this, and chooses to help the homeless, then we can assume that it is from a moral stand point, and so we can also assume that she wants to either completely fix the problem, or at least fix it as much as possible with the money. That means she'll have to consider what is the most financially benefitial method. Simply donating the money is not likely going to do much good. If she donates to the people directly, it will make almost no impact. After all, $5 million is going to drop to $2.5 million after taxes, and then that will only buy about 10 houses, and it won't cover electricity or water, so it doesn't help that many, and those that it does help are not helpped a lot. If she donates to a charity that specializes in helping the homeless, they will take their own cut (they have to pay their people, and keep their lights on, and all that stuff), and they likely won't get anything done with the money anyway. After all, these groups have already been around for years, and the problem is still a massive problem. It sounds like what would be best would be to start up companies and put the homeless to work. It would also be ideal to start up several different types of companies, so that the homeless have choices of who they want to be wage slaves to. With her experience of monitering company websites (i. e. sitting in front of a computer and playing games claiming to be "working"), and her new experience of being in an adult movie, it is clear that an internet based adult film company would be ideal. Since the bums are use to having no income, they will likely work for less than your average adult star, thus allowing costs to be lower for website membership and for videos. Also, their desperation will make them more accomidating for. .. alternative. .. adult films, thus giving the company additional customers. These companies will provide income and jobs, thus helping more homeless, and helping them for a longer period of time. And while they may not be ideal on their own, they would still be more effective than simply donating the money. [1] . http://www.google.com...=