Kids should not believe in Santa Claus. (joke debate)

1) "First off, fire is the only proven cause of third degree burns, going down a chimney is not a cause of third degree burns, or any kind of burn for that matter. Secondly, I think jumping down a chimney is a GREAT thing to look up to. Hell Felix Baumgartner jumped off a metal death trap 24 miles up in the air and somehow survived, if jumping down a chimney makes you a bad role model, then what Felix Baumgartner did would make him HITLER." Chimneys typically connect to fireplaces, which have burning fire. Chimneys also are extremely hot and therefore CAN cause burns. Furthermore, fire is not the only thing tha causes third degree burns, as pro claimed. " What causes a third-degree burn? In most cases, third-degree burns are caused by the following:a scalding liquidskin that comes in contact with a hot object for an extended period of timeflames from a firean electrical sourcea chemical source Kids believing in Santa Claus will typically think that jumping into a chimney is a good thing to do as Santa does it, not knowing that jumping into a chimney will cause burns. (chimneys are hot objects, which can cause burns[1]) Thus, Santa is a poor role model as he tlls people to do dangerous things. 2)"Oh thats ***.You can get just about anyones name from either Facebook, Google, or Apple because people CHOOSE to put their personal information out there for everyone to see. I found out that my moderately hot neighbor was eating a bagel at Panera Bread Yesterday at exactly 3:37 pm because she told everyone that via facebook. People post this kind of information to the public all the time, all Santa is doing is paying attention to whatever you post, like a non-sexual stalker" However, kids do not usually post their names on Facebook "because mommy told me not to." Therefore, Santa must be peeking at children and threfore is a poor role model as he is violating other's privacy. Here is his Terms Of Service (on thebillboard of his workshop): Saint Nicolas (Hereby shortened as "Santa" reserves the right to peek into anything you have, kill you or give you coal for Christmas. Santa is not responsible for any damage caused. ...... As Santa is a poor role model, kids believing in him will also possibly be led to believe that violating other's privacy is a good thing. 3) "Wait a second, this Santa youre referring to is a robot that wont be invented until the year 3000, which is 990 years from now, so why the hell should we worry about it now?" The robot is based on the real Santa, therefore the real Santa also acts like this. Plus, recently a Demonized Nambian Antelope bit Robot Santa, creating an anomaly that moed his personality to the real Santa. 4)"YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LIVE FOR, THEY ARE ELVES NOT MIDGETS YOU. What kind of life do you live where elves are midgets in your eyes? That is an insult to both midgets and elves, you probably should get your head chopped off by Santa for being so racist to people.... Yes Elves are people too, but im guessing youd disagree because youre a racist" You have proved that "Youd" is racist. Sam Youd is a British writer[2], and he is far from racist. Plus, Santa does not only enslave elves, but also midgets. [3] "On another note, elves have very limited job opportunities in life. There are 2 and only 2 career choices that elves have, they can make toys for Santa up at the North Pole safe from any threats, or they can bake cookies in trees and light their a** on fire, which sounds safer to you? If anything, Santa is providing long-term job security for millions and millions of elves that they otherwise wouldnt have died in tree-fire related accidents that plague the business of cookie baking." One elf became a dentist. Hermey, an elf, became a dentist in September 26, 1975, and died in December 32, 2010. "1) If kids no longer look up to Santa as a good role model, then the Jews win.... And we cant let the Jews win....." Why? It sounds like that YOU are Hitler. "2) Santa is taller then most kids, therefore it is only natural for them to look up to Santa." Hitler is taller than most kids, therefore kids should look up to him. "3) If kids dont believe in Santa, then Pitch would be victorious in taking over the world and plunging it into a new dark age where people only have nightmares, there is no tooth fairy, no easter, and no summer (only winter). (See the film: Rise of the Guardians http://en.wikipedia.org...... )" Right. People shuld believe in him due to a fictional movie. How ridiculous. "5) This is an extension to number 4, If kids dont believe in Santa, they wont write what they want for Christmas in a letter to him (which is just kept by their parents anyways) so this would cause parents to not know what to get their kids for Christmas. And I dont need to even begin to explain how pissy kids get when they dont get what they wanted for Christmas." This is better than jumping down a chimney into a fireplace and getting burnt. "6) If Kids dont believe in Santa, how would we celebrate the birth of Christ? By going to Church? Who wants to spend Christmas morning at church?" Still better than burning in a fireplace. "7) If kids dont believe in Santa, then how we celebrate Christmas would fundamentally be changed. This would cause an overabundance of pine trees that used to be chopped down and made into Christmas trees. Pine trees though are natural predators to humans, meaning if we have too many of them they will rise up and kill all of us. Christmas kept pine tree forces in check by cutting down their numbers on an annual basis, but if kids dont believe in Santa then nothing will stop the pine trees from rising up and overthrowing humanity." Pine trees do not cause any harm and also gives us oxygen through photosynesis. [1]http://www.chw.org... [2]http://en.wikipedia.org... [3]http://www.rateitall.com...