RoyalPaladin is Awesome

My opponent's entire argument is based on the false assumption that logic is logical. Its not.O1: Pro happily refutes the arguments I present in R1 so there seems to be no issue.O2: http://upload.wikimedia.org...O3: I agree, there are no rules stating that *either* of us don't win. I say we both get the W. O4: "that was how I debated in high school." - Whats debate???Definitions:Turn topicality - she concedes the Intergalactic Spaceship definition which means as Pro she must affirm that its awesome and I must negate it. Neither of us have done so as we've talked only about a DDO user. However, as holder of the BoP (she's making a claim that something is greater than average) she's the one that suffers most from topicality as there are no arguments put forward that affirm. The island definition of "is" is clearly listed on the Asian Porn site, scroll down a little bit to the 69 section.Prefer my Awesome definition - she drops the Nonexistent Source evidence which indicates that all definitions offered by Con are preferable because Izbo10 said so. Why is everything Izbo says true? Because Izbo10 said so.AP1:Pro is right, I was hired to tarnish Pro's reputation, except not by LDF. I was hired by...Royal herself. Thats right. She personally hired me to make her look like a fool on this debate. Why? Because in reality it would create the opposite effect. By making her out as a flawed (not awesome) person, it humanizes her by causing her to be more relatable to the general populace and thus more well liked and appreciated. So in reality, the Contract argument turns against her because Pro feels illegitimately appreciated to the point where she must hire others to use reverse psychology to make her more appealing. I can provide the PM conversation where this started if necessary *wink*. As for LDF, my opponent can't prove that she's cuter because she has no pic. See below.AP2:I'm disappointed that my opponent has stalked my Facebook profile and stolen a picture of my girlfriend to impersonate as herself. I didn't think she could resort to such thing....As for the other pic, hell yeah thats me. You got a problem? What, you think I'm ugly just because I'm BLACK?! Goddamn you racist mothaf*cka!! Jus becuz im blck dosnt meen im not smrt or sexy!!!!Pro is clearly racist against my sexy 550-pound black a$$ and therefore is not awesome.AP3:Impact turn - International crisis good. The United Midget Association writes, "International destruction would contrapize the apocalyptic cosmopolitan reality simulatorial abligurition mechanism therefore stimulating the flambuginous illustrative cataclysm which jectigatizes the uniquarian viscerononic xylopyrography, leading to the conclusion that sesquipidality ontologically nullifies the regulatorial zeugmatographic value of monosyllabic floccinaucinihilipilification."C1:Pro says she knows what Bunny really means because she gave Mestari the name. Assume her definition for now. The definition she offers includes the phrase "No one knows whether bunny is a force for good or evil". So she's dating a person who she doesn't even know if they're a good person....Second, the definition also defines Bunny as "A shadowy figure intent on world domination". If she supports someone who wants to conquer the world, this contradicts her earlier argument on AP3 implying that International Crisis would be a bad thing. Pro says she has a kitty but doesn't say which of the 6 listed definitions she is using on her source. So I'll pick from the page for her. Kitty is "a cute and hip Japanese term for someone who is crazy." So the people Pro is surrounded by are a person who wants to destroy the world, and a crazy person. Great....C2: InsultsWhat if your insults cause people to feel depressed and kill themselves? Thats what Koopin did...C3:Pro says she's a player and that this makes her awesome. Except Player is defined as "A male who is skilled at manipulating others". Is Pro coming out as a transexual now? Its ok if she is, I guess. Would increase site diversity...C4: Straw man! The igloo was stated as being in Alaska, not Nigeria. Where's Nigeria coming from? She says Nigeria is too hot to build igloos. Do you hate black people so much that you have to start bashing our weather now???Anyway, this misinterpretation causes her to drop the Innomen and Encyclopedia Dramatica evidence showing that Pro is living in the exact same place Joseph Kony is, ergo, she is Joseph Kony, mass murderer/serial killer. Not awesome, vote Con.GodPro accuses me of the Equivocation Fallacy. On a serious note I'll point out that just about every argument we've made in this debate has been some sort of fallacy, so I dont think this holds much weight. Anyways, TURN - fallacies good. The use of bad logic gives us a standard to determine what strong logic is. If no one used fallacies, we wouldn't be able to appreciate sound arguments because they could only be compared to other sound arguments. Comparison: Pizza only tastes better than other foods so long as other foods taste worse. If bad tasting food (fallacies) didn't exist, Pizza wouldn't be regarded as tasting better then other foods. Therefore, by committing logical fallacies, I contribute to our appreciation of sound logic and thus maintain our current debate standards. Extend argument.Baby killerPro doesn't know what babies are. This is a baby (2).Summary:1. Pro isn't awesome because Izbo said so.2. Pro isn't awesome because Askbob said so.3. Pro isn't awesome because inferno said so.4. Pro isn't awesome because Justin Bieber said so.5. All 4 of those people are 100% credible.6. Resolution negated.Good luck :) Now I'll introduce a few new arguments. Not abuse since Pro has a *chance * to respond.C5: Royal has admitted that she's not awesome. See private PM here. She plainly tells me, "Yeah I know this whole debate was a joke, I know I'm not awesome. Honestly I'm fine if everyone just votes for you, I never really had a chance from the start :)" - dafk.net/what/ C6: Pro is against the Border Fence. Obviously she wants all the Mexicans to come here and steal our jobs. Its an established scientific fact that every immigrant to the US costs us 2 billion dollars each every year. Oh wait, Pro lives in New York, which is generally unaffected by Latino immigration. No wonder she doesn't care about the ramifications :( C7: Royal is Pro Welfare, AKA, she wants us to give our money to her for no reason with nothing in return. C8: Pro sexually harasses other members. Here's a link to one instance - debate.org/forums/debate.org/topic/20205/. Sexual harassment is punishable by 50 years prison time and a fine of 250 million dollars. C9: Pro doesn't know what babies are. I mean, wtf bro :( C10: Pro does not exist. Reasoning - solipsism. Warrant for Solipsism - none. You can't be awesome if you don't exist. 1. http://www.urbandictionary.com...2. http://unconfirmedsources.com...