High heels should be renamed 'ramp simulators'.

"Women have always been known to give ridiculously uncreative names when naming shoes. Take 'flip flops' as an example, they're named after the sound they make."Primitive flip-flops have been used since ancient Egyptian times, and throughout history they’ve been called many different things depending on which design was used and where in the world they’ve been found.[1] There’s no evidence to back up your claim that women are the ones who coined the term ‘flip-flops’. It's just a general onomonopia some people use collectively to name the footwear."I bet it was a woman who named 'sidewalks' too"Sidewalk: A paved walkway along the side of a street.; the US and Canadian word for pavement[2]. The term is 'pavement' in the UK, 'footpath' in Australia, and 'platform' in India. Your logic is that women are the reason it's called a sidewalk. If all of those countries I listed above have women, why isn't 'sidewalk' the universal term there as well?You also lack any evidence to back up your claim. 'I bet' does not mean the same this as 'It is true that'.""Buwa?" I hear you all cry "High heels do have a simple name, when you wear them, yo heels be high!" But the thing is, the name 'high heels' sounds much less cooler than 'ramp simulators'. It also makes women feel a little less thick in the noggin."In other words, your main argument for the name-change has no real premise other than your own personal opinion, which would be somewhat acceptable under normal circumstances…but let’s not forget that another opinion of yours seems to be that women are inherently stupid, so I’m left to question the validity of your argument."Another reason my name is better is because women are also known to give shoes cool names, such as 'stilettos'."1. Salvatore Ferragamo was the man, not woman, who popularized the stiletto heel[3].2. The stiletto heel is named after the stiletto dagger, due to the shoe's narrow and pointy heel. High heels are named after what they look like, just like stilettos. Why are you fine with one name, but critical of another? Oh yeah - in your opinion one sounds 'cooler'.3. You said earlier in your argument that "women have always been known to give ridicuously uncreative names when naming shoes". And yet, you also said, "women are also known to give shoes cool names".You're contradicting yourself; which is it? Is 'stiletto' an uncreative name, or is 'high heel' a cool name?"Whilst not as cool as 'ramp simulators', it certainly is cooler than 'them shoes what have them spikes what make your heels go all high'."You seem to have forgotten that the name of the shoe we're debating about isn’t an entire sentence. It’s ‘high heels’, not the incredibly long name you used to try and discredit the current name. Like I mentioned before, you're fine with stilettos being named after what they look like, so there's no legitimate reason other than personal bias to be against high heels being named in the same fashion. What do high heels do? Just like you predicted I would say, they make your heels go high, just like sidewalks are sides of the street that you walk on, and flip-flops flip and flop when you walk. They're called 'high heels' because that's what they are. They aren't ramp simulators. [1]https://en.wikipedia.org... [2]http://www.thefreedictionary.com...[3]http://en.wikipedia.org...;