Troll Debate Week 3: Satan and Morals

Well, here I am. I am sorry for the misfortunate failure on my part for not having an argument. I'm sure a bunch of anal voters will be all "FF" and "he didn't do a round" and thus, I will probably lose. I will still try to win though. Now, FOR THE ARGUMENTS. (And to Spinko: rounds 3 and 4 will be fused, if that's ok with you)I agree to the defenition of Satan, but not to the defenition of Morals, because what i'm supporting is the DIFFERENT defenition of morals.Now, when you think of morals and people with right morals, you think of those lolipop people that are all fun and happy. Then you think of people without morals. They are mean, depressing, and will lick a big part of your $8.95 ice cream cone and not even say sorry about it at all. Both of these people are like this because of one nice ol' person...............................SATAN.Now, I will provide two arguments. A troll argument, and a real argument, since I know Spinko to be very intelectual. First, 2 real points about satan and morals, and then 2 troll points about satan and morals. REAL POINTS:1) Satan is the cause of both good and evil existing simutaneously.We all know the story in genesis of Adam, Eve, the Snake(Satan), and the tree of good and evil. (If not, here's a link to it: http://www.biblegateway.com...) In this story, Adam and Eve are all peaches and gravy. They couldn't be happier. They prance around nude and happy in the Garden of Eden. God puts them in this beautiful garden, and says they can do everything except eat of the tree of good and evil. Then, all of a sudden, Mr. Snake slithers on up, but it is Satan in disguise (you can tell where this is going). So, of course, Satan convinces the WOMEN, Eve, to eat the apple on the tree of good and evil. She does, and then gives it to ignorant ol' Adam who eats it too. Then, they realize that they're naked, get leaves to cover their ta-ta's and groin areas, and God is über pissed. He thrusts them into the world of sin, and thus, the human race is born.The point of all this is saying that none of this couldn't be possible without Satan. Satan was the one key factor in choosing if the human race would be perfect, or be full of sin. Perfection, could be defined as "good", and sin could be defined as "evil". So, it could be said that he created both good and evil to coexist in the same world. By this, I mean, is that he wanted it to be true, and to happen, and it did, thus, morals can be defined as all that Satan deems is true.2) Good cannot exist without out EvilIt can't. As we can see in the story of Adam and Eve, there was not all good. There was Satan. If there was absolutely no evil in this world, there wouldn't be good either. Good would be defined as: That which is morally right; righteousness. (google.com/dictionary) Now, if evil didn't exist, good wouldn't, because there is nothing evil in this world, so what would good be? If there is no bad, and everyone was good, good would be seen as a neutral and even state, since there is nothing evil nor good about it. In science terms, without the electron, there is no proton. Everything would be a neutron. Satan is the cause of having both good and evil, therefore having morals to begin with. It is because of him that there is morals.Now, the TROLL points1) DinosaursNow, I know alot of you uptight debaters are all "Like, OMG. Dinosaurs?!?! What does that have to do with morals or satan? I'm automatically voting for Spinko now." Well, I will now tell you why Satan has to do with Dinosaurs. Satan is the cause of the dinosaurs. Now, I know alot of you voters will now just automatically vote for Spinko. But I will tell you why i think Satan did: Satan created morals, as I proved above. Since God created the dinosaurs, and Satan is the cause of right and wrong, and God and Satan are the embodiment of right and wrong, Dinosaurs were created. 2) The ultimate tool of Evil is Airplanes, and the ultimate tool of Good is Platypi. This point doesn't necessarilly help or hurt neither my nor spinko's argument. Still, it should be covered nontheless. Airplanes are evil. You don't hear about terrorists or Osama Bin Laden stealing and bombing American Monuments with platypi. You hear about airplains. Airplanes are the absolute evil. Lots of people hate plains because they're scared of hights...... OR ARE THEY?!?!?!? The people that say they are "scared of hights" are actually people that have seen the truth, and know that Airplanes are evil. Now, onto the Platypus. When you see a platypus, you don't think "wow, that is the pure embodiment of evil". No, you think "Holy sh*t, I wan't to cuddle the f*ck out of that motherf*cker." That is because Platypus are the ultimate tool of good. My argument speaks for itself.Thank youI apoligize for the delay of my argument, for my first round forfeit, and for my incredible insanity in my argument's this round.Good luck, Spinko.