Idiot Republican vs. Democrat Debate

It is unfortunate to see that Pro chose not to concede, instead actually arguing his impossible position all the way through to the very end...Time for counter-rebuttals!A1) Government Regulation of the EconomyFor the last time, Pro.... RICH PEOPLE AREN'T COOL.I notice that Pro cites Jesus several times. Well, Jesus actually hated rich people! He himself was homeless preacher, and even said “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God”... Jesus is a democrat at heart!So if you don't buy that Dilbert comics show that Republican policies protecting the rich are dumb, then at least follow your inner Christian and listen to what Jesus has to say on the matter.Praise da LORD! (and vote for us, while you're at it)A2) Legalize AbortionPro once again ignores my amazing analogy... I'm quite disappointed, actually. A woman would not be punished for killing a rapist who is trespassing on her body, so why should she be stopped from killing a baby who is trespassing on her body? The Constitution is just a piece of paper; this is pure LOGICK. There's no way you can still be against abortion after seeing this. A3) Legalize DrugsContrary to Pro's opinion, drugs are VERY cool. Ask anyone.Pro actually supports my position here by referencing Mario's drug addiction; who wouldn't want to be like Mario? Besides his many powers, he has has an infinite lung capacity (how else could he get through all those underwater levels?), so we can all see now that anyone who says "smoking pot is bad for your lungs" has no idea what they're talking about. A4) Legalize Illegal Immigration Pro just doesn't get it. National pride is everything. Being fat is pretty much the only thing we Americans are good at anymore, so it is absolutely essential that we are the BEST in that respect no matter what! Mexicans are already the best at lawn-mowing, taco-making, and burger-flipping; they don't need any more titles.And who cares if the immigrant Mexicans take over our jobs? Less work = more fat = more national pride. A5) Legalize Gay MarriageActually, the Bible is not the one true book. How do we know? APPEAL TO BLUESTEEL! And there is no way that can be logical fallacy because it even rhymes. Pro's argument is refuted. My argument for legalizing gay marriage is way stronger.Also, Pro says that if we legalize gay marriage, we will inadvertently "make everyone in the world gay". However, "gay" also means "happy", so essentially, Pro is saying that by legalizing gay marriage, we can make everyone happy! A6) Legalize EverythingPro claims that legalizing everything is a sin, but we can pull another appeal to bluesteel to show that an objective morality (including the idea of a "sin") doesn't exist! pwned. A7) Gun ControlPro asks "We have guns to protect us from bad guys and if a bad guy breaks into our house and threatens to rape and kill your family then what are you going to do without a gun?". But then he goes on to give the correct answer to that question: "Tickle him to death."That's also the perfect way to defend ourselves against Obama's New World Order, in case Pro is right about that.A8) ContentionsPro claims that because his name's initial letter comes earlier in the alphabet, he is smarter than me.However...First is the worst, Second is the best, and Third is the one with the treasure chest! Since Pro and I are alphabetically first and second, that means that I am the best and he's the worst!As for his argument regarding experience, that would also make him smarter than whiteflame, which is obviously not true so HA! ======== Before I wrap up, I would like to briefly make a few points about Pro's counter-rebuttal round..1. I did not drop his contentions about "anarchy" or "drugs".... he never made those in the first place!2. He ends off by saying "Do what Jesus would do", and I have shown that Jesus is a democrat so.... he basically just told everyone to vote Con :DThank you all for your time.Vote Con! Just like Pro said!