Idiot Republican vs. Democrat Debate

Hey, I'm debating this idiotically. I could go up their and say that abortion can't be legal, because the sky is blue, but that's just rediculious and has nothing to do with Republicans or Democrats. This debate is about the idiotic arguments between the Republicans and Democrats and we show how stupid they can be. I'm completely justified. Contention 1: Flat Tax THe rich are good people, because they help give the poor people food and money. If we look at Jesus we can see that he was the richest dude ever and he did stuff like make the blind see and help the lame walk. You see Jesus was rich, but did none of the things my opponent is talking about so you know it's Jesus and if Jesus was rich and does it you know other rich dudes do it to. That's why Democrats always hate Republicans, because they hate Jesus. Democrats also want you to starve, because they don't let the rich make jobs and they give you food and homes; we can see that it's the Democrats that want the kids in Africa to starve to death and they want your kids to die too! Contention 2: Gun Rights You see my opponent and I agree that people are evil and would kill and rape everyone, but if it weren't for guns we would all be dead and would be having our eye sockets raped by some necrophilliac who is a scavenger. This is also caused from taxing the rich too much so if you don't want to have you ee sockets raped by some creepy guy then Vote Republican and Pro. Contention 3: Abortion You can see that I send out Jesus, he uses REPUBLICAN PRO-LIFE ARGUMENT..... IT'S A CRITICAL HIT. You see my Jesus is more important, because what would have happend if we aborted Jesus? We would all be burning in hell and it would be the Democrats fault. So vote Republican so you don't have to burn in Hell! Contention 4: Education You see we used to be number one when it came to education, but because the evil Democrats have destroyed education with the root of all evil, money, we have fallen. You don't mess with America and it's because of those stupid Democrats that those Asias are smarter and make technology. Think about this for a moment. If Asians really were smart then why can't they drive a car right? You see the Democrats have made stupid people appear smart and it's their fault. Fix it with your vote for Republicans. Contention 5: Foreign Relations The Democrats have killed Americans for no reason. FDR keep America out of World War 2 and if we would have involved ourselves earlier we would have given Germany a taste of Freedom and killed Hitler ourselves, but the Democrats were too scared to. Bush did what was right and we attacked those Sand People in the Middle East for attacking us. Those stupid Democrats let it happen, because Clinto was too busy getting blown by Monica. Contention 6: Immigration Mexico is the fattest nation in the world, because they do drugs and the sit on their fat buts and eat cheese dip all day. That's why all the skinny Mexicans came to America. There is obviously a problem with those fat people in Mexico and their fattness infected America in 2009 when their Piggy Flu killed thousands of Americans. Contention 7: Anarchy Dropped by my opponent so all points extended. Remember, What would Jesus do? Contention 8: Drugs Dropped by my opponent, so please extend all points. Do what Jesus would do and vote Republican and Pro!