Famer's Story Writing Debating Tournament, Imabench vs Ren!

It had been two weeks since any new developments in the case were made..... Horatio's law team couldn't get any new leads since there wasn't any proof that Klaus or Ginger were involved at all and couldn't be indicted. Marty's autopsy was complete and didn't give any new leads. The case was rapidly turning into a dead end. Ryan walked into the room Horatio was in, Ryan was mad. "WHY DID YOU WIPE SH*T ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!??!?!?!?!" - Ryan"I told you a thousand times, if you call me a sh*t head in front of people I will make you eat your own words...." - Horatio"YEAH, I STILL TASTE IT!!!!! IM GONNA WASH IT OFF MY FACE NOW SINCE I HAVENT DONE SO YET" Ryan then marched into what he thought was a bathroom, but was actually the experimental monkey feces throwing room.......Horatio would have been amused, and would have videotaped it too, but he was still distressed over a decision he was about to make. Whenever Horatio was at a dead end he always relied on one person to bail him out or give him new insight. The one person who has been solving dead end cases for 2 decades and counting was a long time friend of Horatio, but he was distressed because the man he was about to call because Horatio hated having to swallow his pride to call for help on cases that he normally could have figured out by now. "Screw it" he said to himself, he picked up the phone and dialed the number. After five painfully long rings, Horatio's long time friend picked up the phone. "Jack McCoy's office" (Yep, a Law and Order + CSI Miami story..... You're welcome. No video this time though)"Jack, its Horatio...... I need help""I told you Horatio you don't need help, psychologists are just people you pay tons of money and they tell you you are confused""No no Jack, I need your help with this case that turned into a dead end case" - Horatio"Give me the details" - JackFor the next half hour Horatio told Jack everything about the case while Ryan had accidentally locked himself in the monkey throwing feces room and was eating more sh*t than Rick Santorum in the presidential race..... As time passed though Jack once again came up with the answer to the case. "You said that Marty got his personal salt supply directly from the company?" - Jack"Yea, right to his doorstep" - Horatio"Are you sure he got it?" - Jack"Jack don't mess with me we have all the shipments on record he got his salt" - Horatio"How do you not see this Horatio?" - Jack"See what? What am I missing?" - Horatio"Horatio, the salts were delivered to his own front door, but after that someone could have pulled the switcheroo and no one would ever know.... It would have to be someone close to Marty who didn't care for him or had reason to get rid of him....... Hello?"Horatio had hung up and was long gone. 3 Hours later. Horatio walked into the interrogation room."Glad to see you both again" - Horatio"Why are we here again Horatio?" - Ginger"Why does Ryan smell like sh*t?" - KlausRyan gave an evil stare at Horatio, who was trying desperately hard to not break out laughing. He had forgotten all about Ryan and Ryan had ended up being locked in the monkey feces throwing room for over 2 hours.... Eating sh*t the whole time. Literally."We figured out that one or possibly both of you two could have had a hand in Marty's death since you two were close to him. We both know you two are dating, you two are closer to Marty than anyone else, you both lived with Marty at one point, and that both of you like to hump more than poop flinging monkeys" - Horatio.Ryan left the room in anger. It was a cruel but crafty tactic to get Ryan out of the room so that Horatio could do what it is he does best, bend the rules. "Ginger you said that sex with Klaus was a lot like sex with Marty. You said quote "it takes longer to cook a two minute hot pocket than it does to get Klaus's wimpy little di-" - Horatio"That was private!" - Ginger"Fair enough. Klaus you on the other hand have been trying to avoid Ginger since you know first hand she got herpes and crabs from the same toilet seat at a Justin Bieber concert in Jersey back when she liked to suck di-" - Horatio"That was a secret!" - Klaus. Horatio threw up the papers in fake frustration and then stared at the two. "Alright look here. I don't know what exactly your relationship is like but I'm pretty sure that Facebook doesn't have an option that describes "nasty". We have a reasons to believe that one of you two did it so here's the deal, the first one to talk gets immunity, the one who doesn't goes to prison from 20 to 25 years. Talk" - Horatio"Where are our lawyers?" - Ginger"They are currently in the monkey throwing sh*t at each other room. It's every lawyers natural instincts to want to spend their whole life flinging sh*t at others......." - HoratioGinger and Klaus nodded in agreement"The offer still stands, talk or jail. Your choice" - HoratioKlaus and Ginger stared at each other for a couple of seconds. They both looked like the other was about to throw them under the bus and they were waiting for the other person to say something. Seconds turned into a minute and they both stayed silent. "Unless I get something from one of you I would have to assume you both are involved and prepare charges for both of you...."This time Ginger spoke"We don't know how he died but I will say this. Marty wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world. He was jolly Fat Albert to everyone of his normal friends but to his close friends he was your standard fat slob to those who were good friends or who lived with him. This food tasting gig he got was the luckiest break for him in the world and rather than use his new found wealth to help us get our own places to stay away from him, he decided to save it and plan for his future or something idiotic. Me and Klaus sacrificed a lot of our time, energy, patience, and especially food while living with Marty. As much as Marty irritated me though neither of us ever thought of killing him, we always knew the day would come where we would get our own place but we never wanted, er, thought, it would come like this. For the record-" - GingerGinger was interrupted when her and Klaus's lawyers walked into the room, all of them laughing from the greatest sh*t slinging they've been in since the time they were on the Casey Anthony case. Ryan then walked into the room also covered in sh*t again. "Ryan what the hell happened to you?" - Horatio"I had Diarrhea and the toilet flushed up instead of down. It was a blood bath....." - Ryan"I think the term "sh*t storm" would be more applicable in this case...." - Horatio, earning a nasty look from Ryan. "You look ridiculous" - The lawyers covered in sh*t, earning a dirtier look from Ryan. "Look here, neither of you two have to say another word, this meeting is over." - Lawyers towards Klaus and Ginger. "Last chance you two, or you'll both be indicted for murder sooner or later" - Horatio"I didn't do a damn thing. Now excuse me it is Tuesday and it is plus sized girls night at the strip club I work at and if I don't get my shift in this week my boss is going to hound my a**, and not in the good way like when Herman Cain showed me how he likes to ride a-" - Ginger "I'm the one who switched the salts, I killed Marty" - KlausEveryone stared in silence.