Kim Kardashian is a hobbit, (DDO Olympics)

I have been waiting for thisMy boo on the other side of the ring is claiming Kim Kardashian is a hobbit. This is and cannot be the case. There are quite a few things she could be, but a hobbit is not one of them. So lets get down to figuring out what the hell she actually is. I am going to lay out a few contentions. Reasons She is not a hobbitSub Point A : She is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to tall Most hobbits are between two and four feet tall [1]. Kim is five feet and two and half inches [2] . She is more likely to be a dwarf at this height. Even a tall hobbit only reaches around 4 feet. Sub point B : She is way to tanHave you see freaking hobbits. Most of them are white and pasty. Kim practically sleeps in a tanning bed and is way to tan to be one. She is orange compared to most hobbits considering they almost all have a pasty white skin tone Things she could beSub point A : There is a high possibility that she is a werewolf. This is noticeable because she is freaking hairy. Hell TMZ even reports this." Either Kim Kardashian has werewolf blood or her pregnancy has triggered a serious regrowth of body hair "[3] Even her daughter is freaking hairy. Kim passed on the freaking were wolf gene to her. Joan rivers says this" That baby is ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing.” [4]Kanye has even been quoting saying" I like it when Kim bites me while we are F**king. It turns me on. "Yeah I bet he changes his tune really quick. Kanye f**ed her so hard with that black sausage that kim bit him during it. The results? Yeah do you see that. Kanye is a freaking wolf nowYou think that is the end? No it gets weirder. Her ex husband looks just like Taylor Lautner( The guy who played jacob in twilight). Tell me that is not effing creepy, and to top if off kim even says she is a wolf herself. " It must be a full moon, feel like one of those nights "[5]This is almost undeniable evidence. She bites people and they turn into wolves. Her ex looks just like the guy from twilight. She is rapidly growing body hair, and even passed on the genes to her freaking baby. Need I say more?Sub Point B : She possibly could be an oompa loompaI mean look how short and tan she is. Do you not see the resemblance? That is just a logical thought process. Sub Point C : She defintley is a slut. This is pretty close to empirical. I mean need I say more? She recently appeared in play boy and showed her boobs and vajayjay to millions. This is pretty slut worthy. I mean just take into consideration how she got big to start with. She was on a sex tape with ray j and it blew up. " Kim Kardashian memorably shot to fame when her sex tape with Ray J was leaked in 2007 and her current boyfriend Kanye West is still going on about it. "[6]I mean if we can conclude anything, we can all agree she is a slut. She boned a guy on camera to get famous. This dude was also black. It is a known fact that hobbits do like black men. She even likes to deepthroat icecream Conclusion. Kim kardashian may be alot of things but a hobbit is not one. She could be a werewolf, a oompa loompa, and we all know that she is a slut. Hobbits are fragile and passive creatures. They live in holes not oversized mansions. They also only bone little peopleKim Kardashian is boning kanye west. His penis alone is probably bigger than a hobbit. There is no way kim kardashian can be a hobbit. [1] http://lotr.wikia.com...[2] http://healthyceleb.com...[3] http://www.tmz.com...[4] http://www.entertainmentwise.com...[5] https://twitter.com...[6] http://www.dailymail.co.uk...