Santa Claus should reduce his Greenhouse gas emissions

I thank Eggleston for his response. Santa is a symbol of human kindness, however he breaks into my house, eats my food which I just so happened to leave by the fireplace, then goes up to my room and fills my "stocking". He is also constantly watching me, and dooms "Naughty boys" for a "stocking" filled with thick, black "coal". Not on this, but he has surgically attached a red light bulb to the nose of a reindeer against it's will, and makes him and 8 other reindeer fly through blistering cold conditions to satisfy his perverted needs of billions of children. Of course, he does reward them for being "diligent" and rewards them with what they want, after giving them what he views they "need". However, Santa also employs a horde of underfed, overworked elves to work in factors with out dated equipment to make high tech. equipment like Playstation 3's, iPhones and Mac's. Furthermore, they have to cram the above stated 10 Billion presents in a work period of 2 months. They are clearly slaves for Santa claus, and he merely discards tem once he is finished with them. This is a clear sign of the capitalistic parasitical abuse, Santa Claus (The "Entrepreneur") makes his "workers" go through gruelling conditions to allow him to satisfy his sexual frustration and get aay with it due to his good image and billions poured into Coca-Cola advertisements . However, Santa is getting old, and Ms. Claus is questioning his increased fatigue each Christmas night in their "Sleigh". Therefore, Santa feels the only way out is to destroy the world through global warming, and then making off to Mars in his slay with 10 young children. Of course, we do have a chance to thwart this greedy capitalists grand plan, by forcing him to reduce his greenhouse gas emissions. If he fails to do so, we have various options, including: - Nuking Santas Grotto (Tory plan) - Pray (Pope's plan) - Write a very strongly worded letter (Obamas plan) - Begin the mass production and distribution of Rapex to children worldwide. (World Health Org. Plan) - Set up a trade union in the North Pole and threaten a mass strike (Marxist plan) I second the motion of the World Health Organisations plan. Santa won't even get a look in before having some serious explaining to do to Ms. Claus When he does cut down on his emissions, we should see an immediate reduction in CO2 and Methane pollutants, as well as any other greenhouse gases. Then, our Ozone will be saved from Santa's treacherous paedophilia plot. My opponent has questioned the fact that why should some posh, snobby boy from the upper classes be less deserving than a poor denizen of an Indian slum. I would question my opponent in callign them "ghastly street urchins". Next my opponent will that he intends to vote for David Cameron in the up coming elections and wishes to burn a cross wearing his bedsheets on Christmas eve in a more, how should we say, less prosperous area of council housing in East London. Simply put, my opponent is in fact a middle class man who wishes to infiltrate the upper echelons of British society, and therefore he votes for the Conservative party and likes to ensure more for the rich in order to find refuge in the more affluent social rings. And the only reason he wants a young "gent" to get a Mont Blanc phone is so he can use it once he has bought a new one the next week! Also, our sources seem to be in conflict. This is the Great lakes in America, normally a quite cold area around Winter, in Mid January this year: http://tinyurl.com... Russia in a supposed freezing winter: http://kedarphotography.files.wordpress.com... As for Egglestons source, it is tarnished with millions provided by Exxon Mobile, who would like nothing more than to say "Everything is fine, buy more oil!". However, the following source clears up confusion with a report by the U.N. basically confirming the human effects on Climate Change: http://www.eea.europa.eu... As for driving down Santa operations, we must remember he runs on magic and he does not do it for profit, but for his lustful wants. There are no investments from Europe, and if anything people will go out and buy presents they woudl get anyway from the Jolly Red Pedo from shops, thus increasing profit for the greedy corporations. Thanks, and good luck!