Resolved: Hitler vs Justin Bieber

My opponent says that Justin Bieber has the body of a 7 year old girl. I've never seen a 7 year old girl that looked like this, but idk... mabye my opponent has. http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com... Must be all of the artificial growth hormones in the food these days... But the idea that Hitler was sexy... it doesn't matter that a whole lot of German men liked him. By any objective standard, he was one hideous dude. I mean really, let's list some of the people who are sexier than Hitler: Hillary Clinton: http://images.indiatvnews.com... Al Roker: http://cdn.breitbart.com... Pam from Archer: http://archer.blogs.fxnetworks.com... Peter from Family Guy: http://msgboard.snopes.com... Also, Hitler's mustache was improper. Here's what a mustache ought to look like: See this walrus: http://media.tumblr.com... Did I mention that NO HUMAN should wear a mustache EVER? Regarding the number of people who served in the Wermacht, Bieber's twitter fan base is nearly twice the size. There were only a total number of 20,700,000 people who fought in Hitler's army. Bieber's army of fans is nearly 40,000,000 strong. Belieber's outnumber Nazi's almost 2:1. http://en.wikipedia.org... My opponent claims that Hitler sent the Jews to heaven... but he doesn't know this because he can't know this. Like Australia my opponent has never seen heaven, so he can't confirm it's existence. http://www.debate.org... My opponent assert's the following: "Children made Cartoon Network sh*tty, they made good music sh*tty, they annoy you for no damn reason, and they knock on the bathroom door whenever I try to masturbate because my dumba** brother doesnt like to use the hallway bathroom just because the toilet sprays up a little bit." To which I say: GOOD! Masturbation is unhealthy, and aweful for a whole litany of reasons that WallStreetAthiest has pointed out! My opponent should thank his little brother, for preserving his health. My opponent has claimed that Justin Bieber has a whole load of fake twitter followers. That just goes to show you the extent to which that Beliebers beliebe! Real people, and fake ones... and probably even computers and hacking algorithms are fans of his music! This discredits that "science" horsesh!t he was talking about earlier. Even technology beliebes! On a side note, I'll bet Alan Turing just rolled over in his grave.... roflmao My opponent claims that Justin Bieber has created no jobs... which is nonsense. The music industry generates 16.5 billion USD/yr. Justin Bieber is signed by Island/Defjam (btw, Bon Jovi is also signed by Island) and his songs have sold by the tens of millions. He creates jobs for producers, body guards, publicists, the paparazzi, workers at his record label, the people who work at the venues he performs at, and the like. Literally thousands of people's jobs are made possible by Justin Bieber's music. To put that in perspective, Hitler just killed a bunch of people and ruined his country. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org... http://www.islanddefjam.com... http://en.wikipedia.org... And the final point my opponent and I disagree on is Mariah Carey... so let's talk about Mariah Carey. *snaps fingers dramatically* Mariah Carrey was great in her day but now it's time to go. She done. It be time to MOVE OUT, 'cus a'int nothin' left fo her no' mo' in dis' industry. *snaps fingers three times, dramatically* She ain't produce a good albumb in like mo' than a decade. In music it's put up 'o shut up! Move on! Dat sh!t old as Methuselah's great aunt! *dramatically shakes hips to articulate point* And ima tell you what... i'm really happy for you. Ima let you finish but BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME! http://www.youtube.com... *drops microphone*