god according to the bible would ---never--- use text as a form of communication

Oh please. Grow an ingrown toenail for life. I’ve been using the same argument for about 8 months now. And I’ve run the same argument for probably at least a good 10 times or better and no one, including your genie-us self who loves yodeling grunge country opera has yet to penetrate it. But yeah, just like you who gets into arguments, they come from somewhere. You just do NOT think of them on your wee lil own. After all there’s no such a thing as thinking of nothing. In film as an example, there’s only 7 basic plots and everything is recycled from them. 7. That’s it. And all other plots branch off from those 7 basic plots. So are all the rest, are they plagiarized? Well in music Nirvana, the worst band of all time, they plagiarized at least an obvious 6 times. So you can invent better excuses with your stickum. So absolutely YOUR god would never use text as a form of communication. Now that’s where the “thinking”, “rationalizing”, “reasoning”, “common sense”, and “logic” receptors set in, in which obviously you, your god, your religion and your bible has none as your god would NEVER use text as a form of communication. This supposed god of yours, in which you cannot even prove exists (which is problem #1 in which you cannot solve in the first place since you think you are so smort - sorry smart) would have foreseen and gained some type, actually ANY TYPE of insight to know that everybody would get it wrong because of copies upon copies upon copies upon copies with translations upon translations upon translations upon translations with dead languanguages upon dead languages with a 0% chance of being able to trace the bible back to the original. Oh yes, he would do something about it considering the absolute fact that the entire bible is centered around his babbling bloated bumbling superior ego complex. So he’d have to properly have to somehow blab that ego somehow so EVERYBODY would somehow get it. Text, not so everybody could not get it today. And even if it could, who is going to interpret it correctly now so that ---everybody--- interprets it correctly from across the globe? Certainly this god of YOURS would have foreseen these fatal miss-steaks you complete more-on. Nah. This nonproved god of weenie tots is not intelligent nor rectangle shaped to fit into any circle enough to figure that one out. Gosh golly gee gosh darned it all neither are you. And you don’t think you should be looked down upon with a disrespectful tone? Oh ab-so-lu-te-ly you do. That’s something you will learn in college when ---especially--- you flat out invent excuses for something in which you clearly know nothing about and yet you try to pretend that you do. Now onto the first argument. “If god is all knowing and he knows the future of all events...” Well that a gimme that this so called god of meat of YOURS doesn’t. Moving on… “I mean their interwoven where we have metaphor and fact and nobody can distinguish the two.” And that IS a fact. So how can the bible possibly be read? Oh gosh golly and read correctly at that? Nah that never crossed your hourglass with a princess inside mind. Continuing… “We don’t know what we’re supposed to take figuratively. We don’t know what we’re supposed to take literally. Was it actually a tree? I mean come on. How can anyone distinguish this.” Yep see, NOBODY can read the bible figuratively OR literally. I mean HOW can ANYONE do that with no fallback position? YOU can’t that’s for sure. Moving on dildo breath… “It doesn’t make any sense.” Aron Ra is so right. It doesn’t make any sense. And to absolutely pulverize you since you have no brain activity in either hemisphere “It doesn’t matter how its translated. It doesn’t matter what version. If it was written by an omnipotent being there would be ONE VERSION. And there would be only ONE WAY to interpret it because it would be written well." That’s right. Aron Ra IS right. Not your tinsel mind who like him, I do know a lot lot lot more about your claustrophobic ape like god, religion and bible than YOU ---ever--- will, there would be only ONE way to translate YOUR horrific sloppily written bible with its roughly 1,000 contradictions and inconsistencies thus making it truly unreadable, so EVERYBODY could understand this LOVING bible. Its either that OR YOUR god wants to be hated and unloved. "Actually it wouldn’t be written at all.” Matt is so so so 100% correct because this god of YOURS would ---never--- use text as a form of communication, the worst form of communication possible. Well that’s of course only true if this god of course exists in which case you would have to demonstrate that he does, and that this god is not even remotely intelligent nor edumacated in which case you with a finger twitch up your runny nose worship this thing according to the runs bible is not evidence as this so-called god hates children. Chow time! “What’s wrong with your god comin’ down and talking to people? "Hey you know some of that stuff that’s in the book? I’m here to correct it." Now that’s an example of evidence. Nah but YOUR god relies on something as cowardly and deserting, since he cannot show himself since this god of YOURS who you cannot even prove even exists, is somehow scared of man, what else could it be? As wavering as FAITH, the #1 thing preached in the horrific bible, which is also not evidence, nor is it truth. Faith and truth can be ANYTHING. In this case, believing in an unproved god, since it is not evidence, it qualifies as simpleton air. And with god’s monsterous HUGE overblown superior ego complex, as that is the only thing that reaches across the entire bible about god if you were to have actually have read the damn thing, in which case you clearly haven’t, just as all christians who bluff at calling themselves christians because there’s no real such a thing as following christ, nor is there such a thing as following god, this---god---would---leave---some---type---of---genuine---evidence. Sorry Mr. Whip a Little, the bible is not it. Really? god used speech? According to what imbecile? You? How Would you know? What grade of alcoholic toys for t*ts milked undies at your average bathroom party for used wrung out pep rally nun’s did you get that one from? Invent better excuses please. “The argument you stole from the second video is that the Bible has be re-written many times.” Let’s look at that wurd “rewritten” using a thesaurus… edit, rework, redraft, recast, rephrase, rewordThen there’s translated, adapted, rendered, Then there’s copy with a whole bunch of words such as ditto, counterfeit, forge, imitate, paraphrase, photocopy, plagiarize (oh come on and you REALLY don’t think YOUR special bible DIDN’T knowingly plagiarize?????? How naive are you????), reduplicate, replicate, reproduce, transcribe, Then there’s revise with a whole bunch of words such as change, compare, develop, launder, perfect, update, upgrade, Then there’s transcribe with a whole bunch of words such as decipher, duplicate, reproduce, translateAll of those words, every-single-one-of-them, has been picked apart and used to manufacture your bible by malinformed interpreters throughout its inception. There’s a 0% chance that you, the pope, any minister, any pastor, any priest, any rabbi, anybody is reading/ interpreting the bible correctly. “Yes, but assuming we live in a world with an omnipotent God,...” yadda yadda yadda so according to you it would be up to this god to CHANGE/ UPDATE/ TRANSLATE the bible from a 1.0 to a 1 million .0 or whatever the count may be so that it cannot be screwed up by man so that ALL CAN UNDERSTAND THE DAMN THING. Nah YOUR god cannot figure this thing out which is why unless YOUR god is so blatantly stupid and ignorant would ---never--- use text, the worst form of communication possible which fully backs up argument #1. You only make yourself look like an utter silly pity. The Christopher Hitchens quote does hold its lock and key. Moses after all as sick and diseased as he was, but with no proof of his existence, only the bible’s mentioning, was a prophet of YOUR god. Stories = text = duh = you = brainless during a nuclear war while you try to get some sleep. SummaryAll you have done is point your arrow skywards hoping for the big bang. But all yah got was chuckles the clone. And to further add insult to injury yah didn’t pay any attention to the vidies. Yah only paid attention to some la la bye bye quotes in which sent you to sleep at a rock a die die nursery bondsman nursery rhyme home where grandpa’s and grandma’s still recite famous poetry from The Big Red and Blue Books. It truly is the typical burping christian’s lot in life to completely and totally ignore actual evidence. Especially when slapped in the face with it.