Ray will get laid before Ethan.

I guess I'll have to defend mine first, then. Not a problem. 1) "To the contrary, this evidence helps me, it doesn't hurt me. First, these instances where I am "afraid of hugging" are instances of so called "rape hugs" where I am minding my own business and suddenly I am being hugged. This is simply proof that I am that sexy that I am being hugged unconsensually (not that I mind). " To YOUR contrary, "rape" is defined as such by dictionary. com (and therefore are automatically accepted): Dictionary. com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This rape1 Audio Help /reɪp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[reyp] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, raped, rapï¿½ing. –noun 1. the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse. 2. any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person. 3. statutory rape. 6. to force to have sexual intercourse. [I have omitted some definitions because they have nothing to do with this debate (Ray, Ethan, or get laid)] Therefore, the idea of "rape hugs" and "not that I mind" contradict and nullify this rebuttal and uphold my contention, because if you don't mind then it isn't rape. Hence definition 2, 6. 2) Although Google is a widely used and accepted search engine, it is inaccurate. I can put a picture of the cat in the hat on the internet and label it "short sexy men", and it will have appeared in your search. And I'm sure nobody in their right mind would sort through all 499,000 results for the ones that actually include short, sexy men. This point should therefore be dismissed as inaccurate data. Being short may have its advantages, but being tall has advantages also. 3) Ironically, I do have 8% body fat, so your calculations are correct - I have .7% muscle. However, consider that your body MASS is much, much smaller than that of mine (noting that you weigh 75% of my weight). Thus, you will naturally have more muscle PERCENTAGE than I. Now, I can guarantee that a TRUTHFUL, non-bribed, serious answer from anyone that knows both you and me personally will say that I am much stronger than you, could beat you up, etc. I am also much stronger than you, can lift you whereas you cannot lift me, and my muscles are physically larger than yours. I will concede this point if you can prove to me that you are stronger than me, and vice-cersa. (haha, good luck) 4) I can easily show off by inviting people over, as many girls I know very well live on my street. Or "just happen to start playing" when they walk by. I will admit that I have a. .. larger ego than normal, but many people that have seen me play basketball (I will defend this more because it is my favorite sport) will either admit that I am good, or admit that I am better than them. And some of those better than me will admit that I am good. Granted, I've never seen you play football and hockey, but the same goes for you, you've never seen me play them either. I will concede this point if you can prove to me that you are stronger than me, and vice-cersa. (haha, good luck) 5) While I admit I know what "flora" is, I am also considerably smarter than most of my peers, and I didn't know wtf "fauna" was either. Also, as I sit in the front row and Ethan sits in the back, as I turned around I could see the faces of those who had not turned, and most did not act indifferently, to say the least. Thus, he made a fool of himself by using scientific, lesser-known words such as "fauna" in place of "animals", and even you must agree that plants and animals are more commonly known/used than flora and fauna. In addition, your usage of these scientific words pleased the biology teacher, who said "very good" and smiled. Alas, nobody likes that biology teacher. XD 'nuff said 6) An interesting reference, I didn't see that coming XD. Anyway, I challenge my opponent to list the initals of all girls within his memory that have proclaimed their love for him (I will do the same). And if he fails to outlist me, he concedes this point. His mother doesn't count. XD DH JD JR KC EB SC SC-M (two last names) DB JE JE (twins with different first names, so my opponent can guess who they are because he knows them. lol) Those are all. .. I can think of. 7) On the contrary "Everybody Loves Raymond" applies to "Raymond". Last time I checked (through my birthname and the parameters set in round 1), I am "Raymond". Therefore, everybody loves me. Now, if the show was "Everybody Loves Ray Romano", I'd be in a different situation. But it doesn't. 1. When asked about the question of if I had money, I inferred that you were referring to money on me. I have at least $500 in the bank, to my knowledge. Enough for some level of prostitution. 2. "Genital contact" refers to contact between to genitals or objects of genitalia. Last time I checked, your hand was not genitalia. Also, the other examples of intercourse can be "bawtsecks" (I spelled it that way because I think I'll get in trouble if I say it XD). 3. False. I could be a victim of necrophilia before you get laid. (I cracked up when I typed this. lol) 4. I was trying to pick a person he didn't know, and was supposed to supply only initials. Alas, he found out who. And he wants to lay her too, so yeah.