The utter silliness of god, the bible and why you should not believe in god

Seasoned beatings. Oh sorry. Greetings. Will you never forgoveth me? Obliviously my opponent completely ignored the first few verses stated in the bible. So round one immediately went to me because of god"s clear imperfections. Moroving on, its fun to insult if the person shows no intelligence and has no grey matter to spew from his cabbage batbrain. It lightens the mood also and makes for a more interesting read also rather that the drab and droll drip dry drool that my opponent has presented this gathering of onlookers with. Ignorance of scripture? Oh my son of weighty wheat fields to be mined, I"ve been doing this for, 40 years, studied the bible for 40 years, its translations and language, have talked with at least 25,000 people. So what exactly is my humble big black blank hole in the universe with a bullet at number 0 on the charts, oh where do you rank? Here"s the thing" there"s no thinking, reasoning, rationalizing, common sense, nor logic within god, the bible nor religion because none of it is required. So it is your ignorance of scripture (which will later be proven that he is completely stagnant and ignorant), text, the worst form of communication in which absolutely no supreme deity would ---EVER--- communicate in. Oh and btw, your table, in which is completely worthless and shows nothing shall be ignored. Its all for show. Big deal. My eager youngun states that this debate "concerns", um no this debate is an entanglement, a Scrooge, a hilarity into why no one should believe in god. Jeez my one arm bandido I guess is required to have everything spilled out for his eyes glued shut that a soiled preschooler could figure out. The why no one should believe is as plain and rhubarb peanut butter dunked in beer" the bible and god are supposed to be perfect. They are not. Period. No one should give over their hearts, their souls, to the silliness of the bible (as proved in argument #1 and more will be proved in argument #2) and the egotistical childish baby god in which both are imperfect. If I who is obliviously a lot snorter than my opponent, am going to bow down to anything, no matter what it is, it better damn-well-be-perfect. So my opponents pasties is not about the "why" because there is no why as the bible does not demonstrate a why, in fact all it does is demonstrate a "why not". "biblical God of creation." Exactly what is that? Your argument from genetic information has 0 to do with this debate so it shall be ignored completely. I didn"t mention anything about DNA, living cells, digital codes or whatevers. I stuck to the bible specifically. Now if you want to get into it, evolution is proven fact. It can be proven in a few short sentences, websites, TV shows in which you cannot refute and no one can. Perhaps if there is room in this debate we will get to it, but not now. We might get to your "Biology" if there"s room. But you are 100% wrong and PBS"s Nova knows one helluva lot better than you. In other words, you can"t just say something, expect others to believe it without a shred of proof as you have thus far done. You don"t even have proof for your god and the burden of proof is always upon you, not on a nook and cranny from a big blank blak book that with your religion is fading and failing each day by day and rightly so because of the evil and hate and utter silliness that your god represents. If you really want to get into the hate of god, that a losing cause, well but then again you believe in all that hatred don"t you sparky, all those genocides, all that hatred especially geared towards children, all that anger, that wrath, vengeance, rage, fury, evil all in which your god has claimed he has had. And the blinker that flashes ever so wonderfully on any bacon splatter, jealousy. Ah yes, jealousy from a supreme deity. Jealousy is nothing more than anger as disguised fear. And even worse is this maggoty god of yours neatly passed down those emotions down to man so in turn man could learn to hate with at least 1 billion bodies neatly stacked high on top of each other ever since your man made god"s inception. Now that"s silly. Now we get to the silliness of god in which in now way would he ever invent these stupid little rules, put them into effect, and expect others to follow them: No they make no sense to my opponent all he is doing is inventing excuses. OK so a bird has a "cleansing power". My opponent is now required to prove this from his bible chapters and verses only please in which my opponent 100% perfectly knows he cannot do. (Isaiah 53:5). Um duh um doy um huh? what? ummm huh? Nope. Try harder. It doesn"t even come close. I mean do you invent excuses like this all the time in order to gain your childish egotistical attention that like your god, you need and require? Oh but wait, you have no proof that your god exists. So what"s your excuse? "God granted the miraculous power of the bird's blood to cleanse the people"" Really? According to what imbecile? You? How would you know? What grade of snot meat sow graduation party have you graduated from in order to prove this? Um no child born from a volcano, YOU don"t understand. Its so easy to see why you have failed in so many of your debates. Its because you bring in arguments that have 0 to do with the debates AND you invent excuses that fly in from nowhere. Do you even read you sub-atomic warped bible? Tell yah what with the Deuteronomy 21 1 - 9, rather than you improvising and you not know AT ALL what you are squawking about, why don"t you go online to this youtube site which is a lot of fun and points out to the entire silliness of the thing and they know one helluva lot better than you, obviously" Oh and btw, this guy has done a few videos to point out the absolute silliness of your god and his stupid little laws, rules and regulations that NOBODY including you can follow. More silliness to prove how silly it is to believe in god according to god" https://infidels.org... GE 1:12, 16 Plants began to grow before there was sunlight. GE 1:29 Every plant and tree which yield seed are given to us by God as good to eat. (Note: This would include poisonous plants such as hemlock, buckeye pod, nightshade, oleander.) GE 3:14-16 God curses the serpent, Eve, and Adam for what they have done. (Note: This is inconsistent with God's omniscience; God should have known full well, ahead of time, what the outcome would be. Since God created the three as well as the Tree of Knowledge, he is ultimately responsible for the Fall.) DAMN FRICKEN RIGHT!!! GE 7:19-20 The flood covered the earth with water fifteen cubits (twenty plus feet) above the highest mountains.(Note: This would require steady, worldwide rainfall at the rate of about 6 inches per minute, 360 inches per hour, 8640 inches per day--for 40 days and nights--so as to cover the entire earth with an endless ocean 5 miles deep, thus burying 29,000 ft. Mt. Everest under 22 ft. of water. How did the author know the depth of the water? Did Noah take soundings? And where has all this water gone?) LE 11:20-21 There are winged creatures (birds or insects) that go around on all fours. (Note: There are no birds that go around on four legs, and all insects have six or eight legs.) 2CH 13:17 500,000 Israelites are slain in a single battle. (Note: This is more than were lost in any single battle of World War II, and even exceeds the number of deaths that resulted from the dropping of the atomic bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima.) Matt Dillahunty "Why is it that the Gideons are putting bible"s around in every hotel rooms when modern people cannot possibly reach the proper conclusions and cannot understand it? Why is it that you have to become an expert in dead languages and archeology in order to have any rational foundation to believe this? Because it doesn"t make sense with the model. Let"s imagine for a moment that I"m god and that I made the colossal list of errors that lead me to the point where I decided that the best solution to have a portion of me come down and take human form and be tortured and and be killed to serve as a substitute for other animal slaughter to make up for sins and then I spend a portion of a weekend dead and then I get to come back with me and be with me forever. Let"s set aside that makes any sense. If it did in fact happen and if it were IMPORTANT and it were the most IMPORTANT thing people could possibly question, if it were the most important thing people could EVER understand properly, WHY would I EVER allow all the originals to go away, no eyewitnesses, no authorship, no way to verify this information, no bible 2.0, no bible 3.0, and why doesn"t god show up and say "hang on a minute this is important, here"s what actually happened." None of that makes any sense. And whether or not there was a real person behind this one has to wonder if this makes any sense at all. Only an idiot, an idiot, would proceed with the most important question and not give sufficient evidence for it. And allow this issue to be debated for millennia and allow it to divide families and homes. This is a question of truth. In much the same way people are dismissive about conversation this past week "oh its just politics" no its not politics, it values, its about what kind of world you want to live in. Dismissing it as politics "well it doesn"t really matter what we know what jesus said." YES IT DOES!!! And the modern churches belf on what Paul said anyway. Rules for round 2: * DO NOT ATTEMPT IN ANY WAY TO INVENT EXCUSES. That"s a deal breaker. If you are going to state something, then you need to prove it chapters and verses only please. * Do not automatically assume that I believe in your god and that he exists. * The burden of proof to prove your god is always upon you. No exceptions. None. I am proving how silly and stupid it is to believe in god. You help me do it!