Idiot Democrat vs Idiot Republican political debate parody :D

(WARNING: What you are about to read will likely kill your brain cells, if you cannot afford to lose anymore then you already have, please stop reading this debate immediately and proceed to your nearest library. Thank you) 1) Taxes on the rich. Its the rich people who are the reason that this economy is so messed up in the first place! They use the banks and the GOP to take money from poor people and keep it all to themselves which means that since we have less money, then the stock market gets bad. Rich people need to pay more taxes because its our money they stole from us in the first place that makes them rich, so they should be forced to pay it back to us which is where the government steps in. Its their duty to tax the rich more then the rest of us anyways, just like George Washington said. When the rich people start losing their money, then it will let other people become rich, which is a good thing and will help make the economy more better. 2) Gun controlWe need to restrict people who have guns because more guns lead to more crime and if you take away the guns then people wont be able to commit as many crimes, its simple math. How is a guy supposed to rob a bank with a gun if he dont have a gun because its illegal to have a gun? If the government bans guns then people would stop killing each other with them and we can all work together to fix the country and the roads and stuff. The Republicans though like guns and want to protect guns so that people will like them for protecting guns. But the problem is that when you have too many guns in a country like North America, people end up killing each other too much and soon a civil war might break out. We need to limit how many guns are out there otherwise a civil war might start again, possibly over how many guns there are! This is why we should take away guns3) AbortionWomen should have the right to abort a baby still in their stomach because technically, its in her stomach. Its not a person because it cant talk or walk and it doesnt even pay rent to the mom, which means that the mom should be able to abort a baby. A baby isnt even a person, its just a baby, theres a huge difference between the two. The Republicans though say that women shouldnt let women have abortions they think that babies in peoples stomachs are people, but we all know that doesnt make any sense because baby's dont have jobs or drive cars, so they arent really people, end of story. Besides abortions arent even that bad, theyre like flushing a dead fishy down a toilet except with a baby and less harmful. 4) Funding educationThe democrats have always wanted to give more funding to schools to help people learn more better, but the republicans dont want to do that because they like spending money on stuff that aint important, like defense and the navy. If we dont have a good education system though then Americans wont be the smartest when they grow up, which is why companies outsource to other countries. China is doing real good because their government funds schools better then us, and Europe is also the same, so America needs to start giving more money to schools so that Americans can be smarter and to stop losing jobs overseas. 5) End the warsRepublicans like to start wars with random countries just for their oil, which is something that has to stop. We can conserve oil by driving electric cars or skateboards anyways, so we dont need to invade other countries for their resources, thats what Hitler did and he ended up losing now didnt he? We need to leave the Middle East so that they can like us again once we stop making so many wars, we already got Osama and Saddam for 9/11 and Al-Qaeda is dead, so why stay there any longer anyways?6) immigrationDemocrats have always been more friendly to immigrants then Republicans, which is a shame because we are a nation of immigrants. Our ancestors first settled America when they left Europe around 100 years ago, meaning that we are all immigrants, and we shouldnt be mean to other immigrants just because they talk funny. Immigrants help fill jobs that nobody wants to have and they work for less which helps people already here become richer since they have to pay the mexicans less money to work for them, and the mexicans are just happy to be here instead of whichever country they came from. (Ill end here so that lannan can bring up some of the subjects he would like to argue about)