HAVING ONE TESTICLE IS BETTER THAN HAVING THREE TESTICLES!!!!! (Oh yes I did)

I'm not sure if there's a direct correlation between number of testicles and number of brain cells, but my opponent seems to think so, because most of his arguments seem to revolve around our hypothetical men getting into situations they feel would better prepare themselves for casting in the next Jackass movie.Refuting Arguments1. More space in your underwearClearly, many people would see this as a benefit for three-testid men. Like a peacock gallantly showcasing its feathers to potential mates, women will are much more likely to take notice and become infatuated with the male if his junk appears larger than it really is. This is much akin to women purposely wearing bras that are too small to increase the aesthetics of their endowments.But if my opponent finds the benefit of being asked to take at least three women home with him every time he struts his stuff in public, then I suggest he just change out of his briefs and get some boxers.2. Easier to ride a horse This argument is very similar to "Without some kind of iron plating to protect your ding-dong, repeatedly tapping it with a hammer can cause severe pain. But that pain will be lessened or perhaps nonexistent with only one testicle". Maybe instead of experimenting with how lenient natural selection is with its test subjects, you should stop treating your testicles like punching bags.In other words, wear a saddle.3. Smaller targetAgain, stop putting yourself in situations that can only be described by an unbiased passer-by as "What the hell was he thinking?" Don't tell a girl about which porn star she reminds you of or how you would rearrange the alphabet if given the chance and you'll be fine. 4. It's easier to explain to womenMy opponent says once you start getting jiggy with the jig-a-ling, it'll be easier to explain why you only have one testicle than three, and this is probably true since having only one testicle is more common. But good luck explaining to her about how you once had testicular cancer and needed a major surgery to remove it before it swelled to the size of a balloon, or how it got shot off behind enemy lines in Vietnam while still keeping her (and yourself) sexually interested.5. Support groupsMy opponent claims that the number of search results found on Google when you type in "Support groups for men with X number of balls" shares a perfectly direct relationship with the number of support groups actually exist for that demographic. Well, below is a Google search for "support group for men with two heads" and it got over 200 million search results, far more than either of my opponent's. Does that mean there are actually 200 million support groups for men with two heads? Probably not...http://www.google.com...; (If the link doesn't work, just try it for yourself on Google)Refuting Refutations1. Better to have too many than too fewSurgery Wise you have a point in that one can be easily removed, but what if you only have one large one and two smaller ones?According to the logic of all of your previous arguments, it would be better to keep the two smaller ones. My opponent concedes surgery to remove a testicle is easier than surgery to gain a testicle.He goes on to say that you can have a fake testicle surgercially added, but it won't produce sperm or feel like a real testicle at all. C'mon fellas, we all know the real deal is better than silicon. We want to be able to play with real boobage, so why should we expect the women to feel any different about our testis?2. Sperm Counta. More SexMy opponent says the high gas prices will stop people from trying to experience the greatest sex of their lives, but clearly my opponent underestimates the power of lust. With three testis at your disposal, your orgasms will make the Big Bang envy you, and people will sell their own bone marrow on the black market to experience your magic if they have to.b. More fertilityPro is now suddenly against reproduction, even though he was talking about that in his "It's easier to explain to women" argument. Even ignoring the contradiction, though, if you don't want kids, then wear a rubber. But if you DO want kids, then having three testicles is clearly better.Also, with higher fertility, you can sell your sperm for much more at a sperm bank.c. Wet dreamsTo this point, my opponent says "Because everyone likes [orgasming]". Sounds more like an agreement than a refutation, so I'll leave it at that.