Troll Debate On CHEEZ-ITS!

Well, I guess I must be grateful for Zaradi's sportsmanship, but now i dont have much of an argument, and it is my last one. Still, thank you, Mr. Zaradi Sir.I will only attack his arguments, since i can't do anything else.Point 1: Good points, Zaradi, but as I said in my first argument, the 2nd option is "grab a big-a$$ handful and GO FROM THERE." I did not say he would cram that cheezy cracker goodness in his face. He would just hold it in his hand and eat from his handful. Completely different. Now, scenerio time for me. I will state 3 situations.Person A is sitting next to person B, with a highly attractive lady C at a BAR. Person A looks for some Cheezit's, but can't find any. He pays person B to buy some Cheezit's at the general store down the road. He then realizes that it is only him and Lady C. They chat it up, have a couple of beers, and hit it up pretty well. The friend comes back with the cheezits. Lady C see's the cheezits, and so does Person A. (Ok, fvck it. Person A's name is now Sam. Person B is phil. Lady C is sally.) Sam grabs a handful of cheezits from the bag, but then Phil sees some friends and leaves them there. AGASP!!! PHIL HAS LEFT WITH THE CHEEZITS! But Sam has a handful. So, Sally asks for some cheezits. Sam politely hands her some cheezits. Her cell phone rings, but she ignores it and focuses on Sam (IMPORTANT). They continue to chat, and Sam then takes Sally back to his place and they make mad passionate love until their hearts scream and all the walls have been painted white. They eventually marry, and then die in a car crash shortly after their honeymoon.Now, Scenerio 2.Sam is sitting next to Phil, with a highly attractive Sally at a BAR. Sam looks for some Cheezit's, but can't find any. He pays Phil to buy some Cheezit's at the general store down the road. He then realizes that it is only him and Sally. They chat it up, have a couple of beers, and hit it up pretty well. The friend comes back with the cheezits. Sally see's the cheezits, and so does Sam. Sam pulls ONE MOTHERFUCKIN' CHEEZIT from the bag, but then Phil sees some friends and leaves them there. AGASP! PHIL HAS LEFT WITH THE CHEEZITS! Now Sam has popped the cheezit in his mouth, and Sally is sad and hungry, no delicious amazing cheezits to releive her hunger. Her cell phone rings, and it is her ex boyfriend, who then picks her up at the bar, and then kills her. Sam got too drunk at the bar and drove off of a bridge on his way home. Don't you see? In scenerio one, they don't die untill after their honeymoon and they have both had sex many times. In scenerio two, they both die immediately. Nuff said.Scenerio 3. A boy named Hammy sees a babe. She is way out of his league. He then spends the rest of his young life devoted to trying to win the babes heart over. She showers her with gifts and all that romantic sh!t. Then, when senior prom rolls around, he asks her, but she says "I thought we were only friends!" Hammy is so enraged and frustrated that he had been friendzoned, that he kills everyone at the prom and becomes HAMMYABLE LECTAR. bum. bum. TSH!!Point 2:Zaradi has good points, but as I explained, cheezit's are not a classy food. They are meant for places like bars and very casual parties. Not high class british parties.Point 4: P1. Can be said for me.P2. No one gives a f*ck when its at a casual party.P3.Chuck Norris will hate you if you don't eat cheezit's like a boss by the handful. C1.Chuck norris will hate you if you eat cheezits like a pvssy.P4. Eating Cheezits single makes you look like a b!tch.P5. Eating Cheezits by the handful makes you look like a boss.P6. We want to avoid acting like a bitch.C2. We don't want to act like a bitch, since it would incur the wrath of Chuck Norris AND Clint Eastwood.So if eating cheezits like a boss makes me gay, and eating cheezits like a b*tch makes me cool, then Magikarp has the highest stats in pokemon(My opponent will obviously say something about how magikarp is SOOOO cool and SOOOO great, but in realitly, it is a Karp. With no Magi.)VOTE FOR CON!A VOTE FOR CON IS A VOTE FOR CHEEZITS! AND THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE AWESOME DEBATE WAS ABOUT!SO VOTE FOR ME!!!!