Princess Rebekah should be initiated as the All powerful Chairwoman of the World

(NOTE: THIS DEBATE IS AN INSIDE JOKE - PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED) The World is crumbling as we speak. Civil war ravages Syria, Putin cracks down on homosexuals in Russia, China continues to warmonger against Japan, the EU continues on it's path into a wretched black hole of economic despair, and whales die by the millions in North America. Indeed, in such a dark hour, we need decisive leadership. In the points below, I will be outlining the current situation and all it's horrors, present a plan, and the advantages of the plan. FACT 1 - Princess Rebekah is a good person and president. Princess Rebekah has time and time again shown her prowess, here on DDO, and in my own real-life debate club. She aspires to become a president, and has already made good decisions.. that I will be outlining in the round. HARM 1 - Too many world leaders and countries The world is constantly squabbling because we have too many independent leaders and countries with their own agenda. For example, the middle east. They are constantly fighting amongst themselves. HARM 2 - Current government sucks. Yeah. Moving on. Now, with all those harms in the current status quo, I offer you all the following plan. MANDATE 1 - ABOLISH ALL GOVERNMENT NATIONAL, AND STATE LEVEL. SUBPOINT A) Abolish all international and national borders. MANDATE 2 - REVOKE ALL INTERNATIONAL TREATIES. MANDATE 3 - ABOLISH THE UNITED NATIONS MANDATE 4 - GIVE REBEKAH THE TITLE 'CHAIRWOMAN OF THE WORLD AND ALLOW HER TO RULE THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT ANYONE TO GET IN HER WAY. MANDATE 5 - MOVE THE SEAT OF WORLD GOVERNMENT TO TOKYO, JAPAN This plan that I have presented will allow the following advantages to ensue. Advantage 1: Better government. With Princess Rebekah as Chairwoman of the world, we will have much more decisive leadership - and, because current government sucks, Rebekah will be allowed to make the decisions best for us without anyone stopping her. Advantage 2: More 'My Little Pony' and chainsaws. Princess Rebekah was interviewed yesterday and she declared that when promoted to the position of Chairwoman, she would air My Little Pony TV shows all over the World on huge TV screens. And, she will arm each individual with chainsaws to protect themselves. Finally, our Advantage 3: Tokyo is a great capital. A) Japan is safe. Granted, lately there are many reports in the news about murders, abuse, and rapes. But compared to other developed countries, Japan is a very safe country. The region around Tokyo and Yokohama is a huge metropolis where more than 30 million people live. Yet, you can walk around late at night alone without any problem. This is not something you couldn't do in many parts of Paris, London, or New York. B) Great Japanese food. Everyone has heard about Sushi and Sashimi by now. In Japan people refer to the recent increase in popularity of Japanese food abroad as "the Sushi boom". However, Japan has much more to offer. Take Japanese "nabe", "tonkatsu", all kinds of "donburi", noodles, Japanese sweets, osake, umeshu (plum whine), miso soup, all kinds of fish dishes, etc. Eating there is a pleasure, even at affordable prices. C) Other culture and tourism. In Japan you can live in a wealthy country, with a living standard comparable to or higher than that of many Western countries, and at the same time enjoy an Asian culture. And don't forget that Japan is a very long country, with plenty of snow to ski in the north in Hokkaido, all the way to a tropical islands in the south in Okinawa. But even without traveling around you can enjoy Japanese culture. There is Japanese food, and Japanese arts, caligraphy, Bonsai, Wabi and Sabi, Japanese traditional sports like Karate, Judo, Kyudo, and so on. There is Noh and Kabuki theater, some might like anime and manga. So, for all of these reasons, I would urge a vote for Pro. Thank you.