Resolved: Arrendale should conquer the world.

The make believe state of Arrendale should not conqeror the world because attempting it would end with their military defeat and annihilation. PRO's Thinking Errors in Arrendale's Plan to Conqueror the World. #1 US, NATO, and China would immediately declare war. Assuming Arrendale became an actual state and launched plan in 2000. 2000- Elsa forms an alliance and arms Al-Qaeda. 2001- Kristoph flies a plan into a nuclear factory in Bejing, China. Al-Qaeda commences 9/11. Here PRO contends that Arrendale made an advantageous alliance with Al-Qaeda; where Al-Qaeda then proceeds to commit the 9/11 atrocity. Assuming then all factors are correct; the United States and its NATO allies would immediately declare war on Arrendale. President Bush's famous doctrine clearly states: "We will make no distinction between those who committed these acts and those who harbor them." [1] Whereas Article 5 of NATO's collective defense charter mentions: An attack on one, is an attack on all. I therefore conclude that Arrendale is immediately in a state of all out war with NATO. PRO's contention that this goes unnoticed and the Arrendale would invade Scandinavia is impossible due to policy pregotives in the Bush Doctrine. The added terror attack on the Chinese homeland also opens up the possiblity of an overwelmingly powerful US-Sino military alliance against Arrendale's overmatched cartoon characters. #2 Nukes melt Snow-monsters 2001- Elsa begins build-up off Snow-monsters. -The Atom bomb that detonated over Hiroshima and Nagasaki had a total blast temperature of over 7000oC making it hotter than the surface of the Sun [2]. Several of America's next-gen laser weapon designs also feature a similar temperature. Assuming then that Snow-monters are made of ice, they would be vaporized. #3 Putin does not surrender to Arrendale. -Assuming Arrendale declares war on Russia, then they should expect a similar total war scenario which thrawted the Nazi's attempt to invade the USSR in 1940s. A cold, ruthless, intelligent, highly gifted, and utterly merciles head of state with absolutely no regard for the expense of any number of resources and human lives for the price of ultimate victory; aka Vladimir Putin. #4 Arrendale does not have a veto vote on the UN Security Council. 2005- Elsa declares Arrendale has new WMD to reverse Global Warming. 2005- UN votes to have Elsa denate her bomb. - An Arrendale WMD resolution does not happen because of a veto vote by the United States or any number of the four members on the UN security council. #5 Current world would survive ice age. 2007- Elsa detonates the "Gore"y bomb and all of Europe and Northern Africa is engulfed in a major snow storm as temperatures plunge to bellow zero on average as crops begin to die. - Assuming the above notion is correct, then the United States and Brazil (both countries with gigantic food surpluses) simply increase thier export and production of food as they are not effected by the global ice storm that sweeps over Europe. The energry and heating crisis is also handled through the United States -who is quickly becoming the world's #1 producer of oil and gas-, German engineering for syntheic fuel, and strategic petroleum reserves already implaced in each NATO country. #6 Bin Ladin becomes a martyr 2009- Elsa personally kills Bin Ladin over religious differences as Elsa wants world wide Wiccan while Bin Ladin wants world wide Islam. Killing Bin Ladin, especially over "religious differences," likely opens up the possibility of a global jihad declared against Arrendale by radical Islamic extremists. #7 Arrendale has no plan in place for insurgencies in occupied countries. 2010- Elsa takes Iran, Syra, Turkey, Afghanistan. Assuming this is correct, Pro must explain how Arrendale exactly plans to "control Afganistan?" #8 Ebola will be stopped. 2014- Ebola breaks out in as a biological weapon from Arrendale. -Should the need absolutely occur, Ebola can be stopped trough effective CDC quarantine measures (due to its limited means for infection) and prevented through anti-viral treatments that are already in the works by the world's top scientists. Flaws in Arrendale's Strategic Planning -Freeze the World to reverse Global Warming -Kill of the world's population to under 500,000 -Create one World Wide religion of Wiccan and kill all the others. -Control the entire world for world peace. -Destroy all/any fossil fuels and coal. Freezing the world creates a greater world wide energy dependency on fossil fuels for heating, lighting, shipment, and trasportation. Assuming Arrendale plans on conqueroring the world, they will need an alterante fuel source for mechanized forces. Assuming all objective planning is still correct; current Arrendale battleplans call for developing an undiscovered source of energy or shooting themsleves in the foot. Arrendale (Controls)- Russai, Scandinavia, Denmark, Germany, Estonia, Poland, Neatherlands, Belguim, France, Czechslovakia, Hungry, Austria, Iran Syria, Turkey, Afghanistan. Pro's plan's still lacks account for 5 of 7 the nation-states who are declared to have possessed nuclear weapons. In the event of all-out war, the US-World coalition would survive even a MAD nuclear attack. Pro's plan also lacks all sorts of mentioning of how one controls Afghanistan?? Pro's plan also lacks an effective counter for secret anti-matter weapons currently being developed at Area 51 that I don't know about and he didn't read here. Finally, Pro's plan also lacks any sort of contigency plan for Chuck Norris. Sources: 1)http://www.defense.gov... 2)http://www.schoolphysics.co.uk...