Prove that the god of the bible exists

1. "You started off your argument by addressing an analogy about a jury. " No I didn"t sparky. You might want to reexamine that one. Then get back to your painful rectal itch that sodomizes your internal clock of bankrupt memory card overlord unit convulsion status. Now if you really want to get right down to the eggs and the seashells of squash, Take out the jury, Duh, And you still have the same equation. YOU CAN"T PROVE FAITH. Nobody can. Nobody has ever been able to or will ever be able to. Got it? Let"s move on now that that problem was solved. 2. No you don"t get to ask a question when you have asked 4. You blew it. Let"s move on. 3. "I know you are going to say that this isn't proof that God exists, " you nor anybody has proof that YOUR god or any god exists or has ever existed in the entire existence of the human race because they all require some sort of faith as evidence which is not evidence. Now you do yourself in "But if all these famous scientists believed in God, . . . " What word did you use? You used "believed". Do you really need and or require an answer to that? "You have to ask yourself"" I don"t have to ask myself anything when faith is required, Neither do billions of others who do not "believe" in your god and the rest of those who do "believe" in your god. Then again, "why believe? " in which you nor anyone can legitimately answer. Now you do realize that right off the bat I"m not going to look at that link you designated me to look at. You know why? "who-happened-be-christians" was at the tail end of it. And sorry, There"s no such a thing as a christian, None. "I even fact-checked it for you because you atheists love their evidence" How do you know what atheists do and don"t love? You don"t even know what an atheist is now do yah oh great god of toxic waste with a meow breath? That"s correct! 4. "I watched a few your videos (I got the general idea after a while) If you are going to use videos, Please just directly copy and paste the URL instead of re-typing it out. " Wow. Well first of all, They are not MY VIDEOS. Secondly, The people who made them have been doing what they do for longer than the years you"ve been breathing. They know a lot more about your god, Religion and bible than you ---ever--- will and so do I. You know something? When you pluck your eyebrows out too much using a dildo instead of some sticky mango sap, Its really not going to get yah anywhere, Especially in the sporting goods department while trying on some new heat receptors to block out the sun. This happens to have happened to EVERYBODY, No exceptions, None who are customers to DDO for probably about a year now that links are broken up when they are pasted into any argument or comments sections. No exceptions, None unless you get REALLY lucky. Oh but wait, You didn"t even check out YOUR pasted broken links to see how they were broken up now did yah hot stuff? Why no of course not. Oh don"t yah worry cuddly teddy bore, ALL LINKS I posted, Do work. "They take the strategy of disproving faith"" No they do disprove faith as an ultimate idiocy. What kind of god especially a superior egotistical god complex in which your bible is entirely about and nothing else would use faith instead of evidence? Oh I get it, Yours would. And since you insist your god would use faith then you must prove every single other religion false because they all use faith of some sort. So go right ahead. Do it right now. Prove that your god is the correct faith and every single other faith is false. Oh but wait by golly gosh gee golly gosh darned it all you can"t do it. You are really not that bright. Nor for a single second should ---ever--- try to pretend that you are. "What if we look at it in a different mindset. " Let"s say that we don"t because faith is the most preached thing in your bible, Your god"s pathetic frail fragile HUGE BLOATED ego. "What if we"" Who is this "we"? No it just you, You a punk kid who has the answers to nothing. But let"s continue. I can"t wait to humiliate, Degrade and dehumanize you further. Its my pleasure. But I will tell you this, My patience is wearing this with your utter stupidity, Ignorance, Utter lack of intelligence and no education on this subject whatsoever. So what do you do instead? Since you have no answers, You thus invent excuses and play pretend time. Isn"t that cute and cuddly? So since you do invent excuses it is within my right to do what I do and insult you as I do. This is something that is taught in college. I will also tell you this" you pull that crap on your teachers = instant F. You pull that crap on your friends and loved ones = no friends and loved ones. So I won"t deal with it for too much longer. OK this will be the final topic of discussion. You went too far buckeroo boy. "for the creation of the universe" Who said the universe was created? Then you mention this word "We" again. "This leaves the answer of god as the only logical answer we have. " There"s that "we" again. OPK time to once again humiliate, Degrade, And belittle you yet again. Apparently you must like it. Trust me the videos you present will not help you in any way and they shall be aborted. I"ve heard it all before and have been doing this for 43+ years, Almost 44. God are you boring. OK which god? Why does it have to be "a god"? Why does it have to be only one god? Could easily be thousands, Billions, Quadrillions of gods. And why would any imbecile truly want it to be specifically the terrorist completely bankrupt immoral god of the bible? Here"s you" "I"m a complete buffoon and amazing naive about the workings of the universe. And I really don"t understand anything at all, Well pretty much anything, Including how I breathe and what keeps me alive and why, So I will just say POOF therefore god! And SHEBANG I"ve solved all the riddles and complexities of the universe with a mere handshake because you know what? Hey, I can take the easy way out rather than using my brain and saying "I---don"t---know. " 5. "You seem to dislike the version of the Bible that I chose (NLT). " No. They are suck. They are all stupid ridiculous barfolos of any rendition that no god, Even if she were to have a rotting mind from his pubic hairs stuck in a sledge-o-matic would not be stupid enough, Not ever, Not for any reason to use text, Namely your bible as a form of communication, The worst form of communication possible. Now the NLT is the worst that I"ve come across as far as English translations except for one other and that would be the WYC. The NLT is far far far too lenient and nice. The WYC is just simply GONE into the next universe. "This is hypocritical because you listed the NLT as one of the versions I could use. " Oh absolutely is it not hypocritical. You see, You really don"t know all that much about debating either. Its rather "nice" of me as an opponent to bait you. You still don"t get that no version of your bible is evidence of your god. All it is, Is simply a storybook with stories, Violent, Hateful, Evil ones at that, Showing no remorse, No love, But plenty of pain and oh yeah plenty of suffering. "A. Limiting the versions of the bible that I can use"" You don"t have any. "B. Hand-picking versions"" there is no version of the bible that is in any possible way that are correct, Legitimate or applicable. They all fail. 6. Oh believe me, I most certainly do understand in full stunning detail what sarcasm is. Its like yodeling grunge country opera hand grenade weight loss program. 7. Nope it doesn"t clear anything up. Your god still would not use text. Now you pour gasoline all over yourself, Run into a burning collapsing building, You figure out just a couple more reasons out of about 50 why this god of yours would never use text, And you also figure out what other forms of communication he would use. K? Its---not---that---hard. 8. "You talk about mistranslations between certain languages. This is more of a testament between human translation skills and the limits of communication than anything else. This was about God's only choice at the time, " OK I"m ending this until your brain can kick into high gear and thus trash text. You really think your god only had one, Just one, That would only be one, Just one, Repeating that definitive number, One, Just one put, Just one, Only one choice, Only one way of proceeding? Then according to you and you alone, Your god is a true piece of s--t since he only had one choice. Well gee, ALL poker players have more than one out before the flop if they are in the hand. And since according to you "This is more of a testament between human translation skills and the limits of communication than anything else. " This makes man smarter, More intelligent, More educated, More knowing than your god since according to you "This was about God's only choice at the time, " Hey man translated your bible into more than one language. And god was not in control of this, Not in charge, Was not all knowing nor all powerful, Did not know everything, Was most certainly not omnipotent, Was definitely not perfect and therefore according to you was not at all a god. Only choice. Think of better excuses please rather than frying your brain on blah blah black sheep have you any fool? Yes sir Yes sir, Three bags of gruel.