Lyrical Challenge III

Thanks, TVellalott! I decided to challenge myself and do verses for all 3 topics you gave me just for the fun of it (Punk Rock, The Birds and the Bees and Coffee). However obviously you're not committed to such an endeavor, and as such, if I have to submit just one song for comparison this round then I'll go with my first one on Punk Rock. This was a tough decision because my last one (Coffee) might be most creative, but I digress. I'm okay with all of them being used for comparison, but again I suppose the first one can be my official one for this round. Anyway, here goes... *** VERSE ONE [[ Punk Rock ]] So in the 1960s you had the hippies Doing drugs, lotsa hugs, feeling tipsy Keeping busy on both sides of Mississippi So f*cked up all they felt inside was dizzy Not the pain and the anguish of reality Problems aren't solved just by changing your mentality They need to come on down to earth like gravity Anarchy - wreaking havoc instead of peace And so-called punks were feeling ballistic Flower power chumps, they're so idealistic It's not realistic - Look at real statistics If you you wanna reveal some sick sh!t Like Sid Vicious taking down 'Big Business' What is this? Not malicious but ambitious There's nothing sadistic in this gift Unless you emit fictitious sh!t with the swiftness Greed is a sickness, and the temptation is flagrant There's no salvation in slaving - it's shameless and vacant Stainless guns are needed for revolutions Rebel solutions cuz they revel in executions Pained faces from all races needed a movement A new kind of attitude feeds new kind of music That's hard, heavy, fast and crass So next NOFX, Black Flag, The Clash Don't give me a posh fit, I want a mosh pit Watch as I squash it; I'm with the Dropkicks Saying government is not what it pretends to be But the Dead Kennedys got the prez's remedy So au revoir soft guitar and Rolling Stones Hello Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, The Ramones Don't forget Minor Threat, they're known widely And mistaken I'd be to forget Operation Ivy All important in dismissing the abhorrent system That kinda effort warrants recognition A generation with a bad reputation Moving to improve nations and got no compensation And that's the enigma cuz they were trying to fix it Now they carry the stigma of just being some Misfits *** VERSE 2 [[ "The Birds and the Bees" ]] Mom said "It's time you learned about the Bids and the Bees I'll tell you myself, forget what you heard on the streets" And immediately I wanted to run from her pull Sincerely I felt really uncomfortable But tough luck, I sucked it up but it was rough Hearing her say stuff about getting f*cked Guys beating guts, busting nuts in girls muffs I called her bluff and got stuck - I'm a schmuck And she told me I needed a guy to fly high I'm like - what for? I don't need a bird to soar Look at me, Queen Bee, ruling the hive A guy seems useless, there's no fooling this thrive You're just fueling my drive like B.P. gas is Any guy who tries to fly beside me's outlasted I outclass em like bathroom passes Zoom past him fast like shot glasses Guys leave stains like glass on windows for masses Gas masks to help pass the stench from their a$ses I mean to me there's just nothing appealing Don't ever expect to get sex with me kneeling F*ck the eagles, the pigeons, the hawks and the seagulls After this talk you'll know to me that they're equal And the plusses for girls are their busts and their curls Any smegma noticed by my retina - I'll hurl Chicks are best in the world, and d!cks they're funny Why'd I want a bird when I prefer these bees and honey? But her, she couldn't handle what she didn't understand A scandal occurred cuz I prefer women to man Then her eyes teared up like she had mad allergies I feared this would happen with her bad analogies Now I'm barely feeling half passed adequate Though I realized something that made me laugh a bit: Birds are supposed to be females in this example Good, on second thought bugs are a lot to handle Confusion occurred, lesson learned, it's not preferred To use birds and insects to blur words about sex *** VERSE THREE [[ Coffee ]] Here's an admission: I got two addictions Foreign coffee and haughty women And both at the same time would destroy me Now I'm losing my mind, the new Starbucks employee Got me jumping for joy, see Both are creamy, smooth and delicious I'm getting steamy as I soothe the witness The observer who overheard her taking my order She's a server with fervor, damn wish I could award her And she gently inquires what she could get me Ask if I require a Venti cuz it wires me plenty But I've had a long day, just make it a grande Thanks a latte! Now all I want's your bod-day Lingering kisses, fingering while listening to Sade Forget the witnesses, they're gone, k? Just kidding, miss, I come on with strong sway I'm gay so I hope you don't go the wrong way... But nevermind, let's just get back to my purchase I've come off worthless from the surface Like some jerk kid but you've worked your service And I'm sorry - it's just that you're hot like jalapeï¿½os I'll be having dreams about those jeans On you while you make cappuccinos I feel as though I got lucky in casinos Now I'ma try to score like a free throw See these hoes whore like weeds grow Everywhere - I don't care, I just want my caffeine Caribou, that'll do, or Gloria Jeans And don't forget the whipped cream That sh!t screams tasty to extreme I want a tall, small and everything in between Cream puffs off the cuff is not enough - I want my cup filled up with stuff I won't up-chuck It's rough, my tough luck got me feeling sorrow: You're out of cinnamon, hope you get some in tomorrow Cuz sipping that's like tripping up Mount Kiliminjaro I feel on top of the world, and the caramel doesn't cut it Tried your vanilla drink and it was rubbish What the hell was this? I need to think and not feel sluggish Look I like girls like my coffee - they gotta come with a biscotti Alright I'm naughty - I meant either light, dark, bitter, sweet I'll tell it to the whole world like Twitter tweets So Presto! Let's go get undressed and have sex, hoe What goes in my mouth next is either you or espresso *** My opponent may choose from: fast food, the internet or California.