Lets see who can make others laugh.

Don't worry Con, it will be a revolution!! people will get inspired like hell. Just take care of the smell... and yeah, inspired by your hairstyle joke, I remember.... Once an old man was waiting by the bus stand...A youngster with green and blue hair flowing on one side and spiky on the other came beside him and started whistling. The old man stared at this dude awkwardly and that made our youngster angry. "what?? old-bag...never tried anything wild?" the youngster said and lighted a cigar. "yeah, once I became wild and did it with a peacock...wondering if you are the result."the old one replied giving a toothless grin. ........................... This guys are lighting cigars and dying soon...our St.Peters in Heaven is always complaining about overburden but life(oops,i mean death) gives him some good moments.... It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job."Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...." ........................................... people keep on bugging our St. peter like that and much of the time he forgets what's the time but he has good instruments too, Lie-clocks for instance..... Our Mrs. clinton died and went to heaven....She met St. Peters but saw some peculiar things... "what are those?"she asked. "those are lie clocks, every time one says a lie...the hand moves."he pointed one of them "that is Gandhi's that has not moved yet, that means he didn't say a single lie. That one is of Martin Luther that has moved only twice and that one is..." "thats okay, but where is my Clinton's Clock?"she asked "its in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan." ..................................... Now we do know how politicians lie...Normal citizens have stereotyped the politicians to be sheer liers...how bad.... One day, An SUV carrying 3 politicians crashed into a house. Three hours later, Police and the medic team arrived on the spot to inquire. They found some normal looking citizens sitting on a hump of mud brushing their teeth. "Have you seen any politicians?"asked a police officer "yes" replied a man from the group."we all have" "where are they then?" "we buried them good." "what??!! that means they died on the spot?" "they said that they were alive but of-course you know how much these politicians lie...." .................................... And this word "politicians" reminds me of "politics" and of-course we know how much competition is among them.... 1.The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy.But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything." =================================================== 2.Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to! express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...It was not s..... Bush : What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush : It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour! .......................................