WIFE vs HUSBAND ROUND 1!!!!!

In this debate Pro, which is Me, will play the wife and Con must play the Husband. In real life you can be either gender for whoever accepts this debate Just state if you are male or female so voters can know. Rules no curse words it must be blotted out with #^@^ or any other symbols This is a fun playful debate. The object is to present the best arguement in this hypothetical scenario between husband and wife. I will choose a topic and scenario and anything goes from there, you simply win by the voters selecting who had the most funniest, thoughtful, creative, entertaining argument. All you have to do is stck to the topic as best you can, the scenario though you can change from the original, no strict ground rules, only best effort to stay on topic. You can have any rebuttal in any way shape or form, but make sure it applies with the laws of physics and nature, cant say "Well you shoud have did instant transmission and picked up the kid from school so we could have saved gas!" nothing over the top that defies logic or what we know of the world. this debate is peculiar so Con may not fully understand what im trying to do so here is an example debate flow. Topic excessive spending Scenario....wife comes home with 10 backs of clothes from victoria secrets. Husband:10 bags really? you wana turn me on but dont wana keep the lights on? i wont even be able to see your outfit it in the darK! Why are you spending thousands on clothes, when we have bills to pay?! Wife: what, i cant work hard for something i want? Husband: i didnt say that, but you got to set priorities or we going to be on the street! Wife: you think im that stupid to spend that much? Husband: You think just because something says discount, it's a rollercoaster ride to the land of Smart shopping, But no, No its not smart at all. it saves you money but it doesnt save you responsibility, you wont be able to control yourself, at this compulsive rate i dont know what your capable of. Wife: The hell are you talking about?.....I told you im not stupid or do you honestly think i was born yesterday? maybe you thought i was born today? No point of me buying clothes if i dont have a place to put them. Of course i will have enough left for bills, perhaps with your puny little brain, didnt know that Woman think about the future more than men, stop telling me how to spend my money. i know what im doing, so shut the #@&* up! So at this point Pro would present argument for wife detailed instead of one liners on why she feels the way she does and why she did what she did or accuse husband of this or that Con as Husband then responds to Wife about why He feels the way he does and said what he said or did etc. Important Points....... *****Debaters may respond in anyway they choose except what i listed above, cant deny logic, reason physics or laws of nature. try to the fit within the context of the scenario as best you can, but it can slowly change to something ese, but must stay on topic .*** ***Again its all about entertainment but also authenticy the expressions and feelings in argument provides a realistic and fun debate but its all up to you really, but you may also Lie, twist words, of Pro or Con is all accepted treat it as a heated argument, its up to Con and Pro where they want to take it, they can settle it in the end with peace or they can explode and separate.**** *****In Round 5 after rebuttals and argument in the end the only NECESSARY part is Husband and wife must state why they chose to leave or stay in the relationship***** *****Round 1 BEFORE argument State if you are male or female. Give your husband or wife a name. one word. also state why you have chose to participate in this debate and what do they personally think of this debate concept********** Real Debate Below……. Topic…..Looking at the opposite sex/or past relationships Scenario Husband wife get out of movie theater in the mall, Husband and wife catching escalator down to bottom floor heading to food court, as they step off the bottom steps of the escalator 10feet ahead is a woman with extremely short skirt bends over to pick up something, Husband looks at her butt but makes no gestures, woman stays bent over looks behind her and smiles at the husband. Wife: I don't understand, why are you looking at that, am I not good enough? Husband: huh? No babe please don't be serious, its nothing, you know you're the only one for me. Wife: if I am the only one, why are your eyes on another woman? Husband: please, set your insecurities aside, its starting to get annoying real quick. Wife: Don't talk to me like im a punching bag, what kinda husband doesn't show respect? Husband: Don't get me started your far from perfect, Look, im sorry im a guy, you want me to pluck my eyes out? It wasn't even surface attractive, its like seeing a chick in a movie, im telling you, it's nothing Wife: that doesn't make sense, if you truly loved me I would be the only one you want to see! Husband: I wasn't looking for it, she happen to be in my line of view, you don't get it do you? If you cant trust me why am I even here? I am Male, i chose this topic because i thought it would provide intellectual and comical entertainment, i personally like this debate concept i have no clue where it will lead me. Destiny's(wife) Argument I can look at you, i know you, you want to screw her brains out dont you? if i wasnt here, the way she smiled at you, it wouldnt take you two seconds and you would have had your head in her @&*&@. You think i didnt notice, or do you care? If you loved me, you would want me and me only, other girls should look like cookie monsters on crack compare to me. If you are morally tempted now you will be later, infidelity is at the doorsteps knocking, and im not going to open it, I love you and I want to give you a chance but you shouldn't have married if you couldn't keep a commitment. You think its on a surface level, but honey this is exactly how it starts, its very subtle, bit by bit and over time when you look back and see what you have done then you will say how the @&*@ did I get here and by that time it is too late. Look lets seek counseling maybe we can fix this?