dirty joke battle

There was this boy in his first sex ed class. then the teacher drew a penis on the board. she asked "does anyone know what this is". The boy answered "of course I do, my dad has two of them. Two? the teacher asked. "yeah, a small one to pee and big one to brush the baby sitters teeth.A man was standing outside a restaurant called suzie's legs. another man walked up to him and asked "what are you waiting for". the first man replied "Im waiting for suzie's legs to open so I can get a drink.Why are black guys's eyes so red after sex?From all the pepper sprey....2 boys are in christian school while a nun is asking them general questions about Christianity. The Nun asks"Who created the Universe?"One boy pulls out a pin and jabs the other boy with it. he screams out in pain "GOD!"The nun says, "Correct!, now who died on the cross for your sins?"The boy jabs the other boy with the pin again, this time he yells out in pain "JESUS CHRIST"The nun says "Correct again, now what did Eve say to Adam after the first time they had sex"The boy jabs the kid a third time, and this time the kid loses it and screams"IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO TAKE IT, BREAK IT IN HALF, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!!!"The nun said "Correct!"A man was driving a car while being given a blowjob from his wife. Just before shooting his load, the wife sneaks out a knife, slices off her husband's penis and tosses it out the car window. This was her way of punishing him for recently discovering that he had been cheating on her for over three years. The penis hits the windshield of the car behind them, which is occupied by a man and his five year old daughter. The daughter looks up at her dad and asks, "Daddy, what on earth was that?" The father pauses for a minute and replies, "That was just an insect of some kind." The daughter then replied back with, "Well, it sure did have a big dick." A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"Woman:[shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh." A woman puts an ad in the paper saying she wants a man who wont hit her, who wont run away, and is good in bed. Well about a week goes by and she figures there is no man like that. About that time, the doorbell rings, she opens the door, and finds a man sitting there with no arms and no leggs. she said, "Can i help u?" he said I'm here to answer your ad, as you can see I have no arms so I cant hit you, I have no leggs so I cant run away. She said "yeah but are you good in bed?" He just looked at her and grinned and said how do you think I rang that doorbell?A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma "