United States of America should be split into two different Americas

Reasons why the USA should be divided into A Liberal States of America and a Conservative States of America1) Liberals and Conservatives cant stand each otherIts a well known fact that Conservatives dont take kindly to Liberals, or as conservatives call them "Socialist, unreligious libtards who want to turn America into a government run nanny state". Its also known that Liberals dont take kindly to conservatives, or as Liberals call them "Those people who dont like facts or science". If the USA were split up though each side would have their own half of America to control and model it off of their own beliefs and views. Liberals can build the America they want, Conservatives get to build the America they want. Everyone wins! (Except for gays living in the Conservative States, they wont get a break for 200 years....)2) Congress can finally get sh*t doneBoth the CSA and LSA would have the same kind of government (Executive Branch, Constitution, Bill of Rights, all that) and thus each would have their own Congress. But now that Congress is filled with either all democrats or all liberals, each America will finally be able to get sh*t done which means that CONGRESS CAN FINALLY BE PRODUCTIVE!!!!! 3) Each side can finally build the America they want to seeIts as simple as that. Conservatives can build a conservative USA and Liberals can build a liberal USA. 4) Both sides can appreciate qualities seen in the other side. Conservatives and Liberals are a lot like annoying a** twin brothers who always fight over stupid sh*t at any given time. But if there were two America's, one for each side, then suddenly conservatives and Liberals would become friendly neighbors since we are both still Americans and each can finally have their own power. This could then show the finer sides of each ideology to the other ideology, Liberals could see the finer sides in Conservatism and Conservatives could see good qualities in Liberalism. Over time then both ideologies could learn to respect and trust each other more then we do today. 5) The Republican Nominee and the Democratic Nominee BOTH get to be president Conservatives and Liberals from both countries select a candidate to represent the Republican and Democratic parties. The two then go head to head like in a real election, (see point 6 for reason why), but in the end it works out because both still get to be president. This will cut down on the ridiculous spending on elections, it will reduce negative campaign ads, and it will eliminate the age old tradition of the presidential throwing of sh*t at the other candidate over minor issues. Mitt Romney preparing for a debate against Rick Santorum. 6) Swing states can peacefully transition from the CSA to the LSA and back again at will. Heres how it works, during election years all states become neutral, they all go through the process of picking a republican and democratic nominee. When one of each is chosen they go head to head to argue about why they are better. Then the states vote for who they want, the states that vote Republican go to the CSA, the states that vote Democratic go to the LSA. This will allow for states to peacefully transfer between countries. Whats ths significance of this? I dont entirely know I sniffed paint this morning and it sounded like a cool idea. 7) We can FINALLY find out which side is rightNow im sober :D My biggest argument of all for why the USA should be divided into two countries is so that WE - CAN - FINALLY - FIND - OUT - WHICH - SIDE - IS - RIGHTHow awesome would it be to figure out which side was right all along? Its an age old question that would finally be answered! Which ever side is right can get bragging rights and the side that was wrong can finally learn they were wrong and shut the f*ck up! Current odds put Conservatives at 2%, Liberals at 3%,and the side that is closer to libertarianism at 95%GAME ON!!!!