Kids should not believe in Santa Claus. (joke debate)

You are assuming that fireplaces are always burning all the time, which is completely false. The odds of you getting third degree burns from jumping down a chimney onto a burning fire is about the same as the odds of Taylor Laughtner being cast in a critically acclaimed non-Twilight movie.However, as Christmas is in Winter (in the northern hemesphere, at least.) , the fireplace is more likely to be burning than not.Oh come on, kids arent THAT stupid.... I grew up watching Tom and Jerry all the time and never once did I attempt to launch a rocket to my back in order to catch a bird in a tree..... Plus they wouldnt even be able to get up on the room since kids these days are allergic to everything and weigh 240 pounds by the time theyre 8. Children are being told that Santa Claus is good by their parents, and therefore will assume that jumpin into a chimney is good.Santa isnt telling anyone to do anything dangerous, and doing dangerous things isnt something to be frowned upon. Going to the moon was dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon....Enlisting in the military is dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon.....Trying to kill Justin Bieber is dangerous but it shouldnt be frowned upon......The list goes on and onJumping into a hot fireplace is dangerous but should not be frowned upon, but parents telling that doing such a thing is good to their child is frowned upon. As this is proven, Santa Claus should not be believed by children. Not believing in him is neither dangerous nor frowned upon.You derp, people's names are on Facebook even if they are online or not, do you not know how facebook works? On another hand, violating someones privacy isnt something to be frowned upon. The government spies on people all the time and judging from Congresses approval ratings (which have never been higher) it clearly shows that people dont mind. "Me mom told I not go on there!" -little childrenBy saying this, imabench agrees that peeking into shower stalls and cheating on tests should not be frowned upon.I dont see anything wrong with that though. Considering what Santa does for the world he should be allowed to rape you and put his d*ck in you nose while you sleep if he wants to. By saying this, you agree that Santa is a Homosexual (which is really in controversy) becuse he rapes people (even men). Therefore Santa Claus has now been outlawed in some states. Santa is therefore EVIL as he is disobeying the law. Another good reason to not believe in him.Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. My last name in real life is actually Bench, but that doesnt mean all Bench's act like a crazy idiot who spends all of its time on the internet either debating on DDO or looking up gay cowboy porn....Now I will win by some Ad Hom attacks. My opponent has said that he is a crazy idiot, therefore anything he argued are also crazy and idiotic and therefore are more than likely wrong.Pics or it didnt happen.Here is the picture:404 error: The image at tinyurl.com/trolololololololololol could not be found.Now I have proven that it did happen.Hermey the elf couldnt possibly have died on December 32nd, 2010 because there is no December 32nd.... But then again im not really familiar with the Chinese calendar....December 32 only exists in the north pole due to variations of the Earth's tilt. A diagram is found here:404 error: The image at tinyurl.com/Earth_tilt_north_pole could not be found.Exactly, because where would you prefer that little kids look when looking at him, his balls?A ball is a round object that is usually used as a toy or in sports. For example, basketballs. It makes sense to look at Hitler's basketball then sneak a bomb into it and throw it at him....Just because something is fictional it doesnt mean its not real....... idiot.......fiction: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story: We've all heard the fiction of her being in delicate health.[1]Fiction=Not true.Pro concedes the argument that if kids stop believing in Santa, then the jews win.Great way to celebrate Christmas as Christ was actually Jewish according to most historical works.Are you kidding me!?!?!? Have you ever watched Lord of the Rings when the walking trees completely f*ck up the goblin army??? Have you ever watched the Womping Willow beat the sh*t out of Ron and Harry? Pine trees are Godless killing machines, as you can see from the links below....You are a crazy idiot as you just said in your last argument! This arument is crazy and idiotic! ****! Why *** ***** ** ** the ********** **** ***! Go eat *** **** *************. [1]http://dictionary.reference.com...