does canada suck

My opponent hasn't offered any rebuttals, which is sad. He also completely disregarded the point I was trying to make with my Hitler analogy. I was pointing out that things can mostly suck, but still have good things that can be pointed out about them. How did he seriously not understand this? I also attempted to quantify suck. I showed how living in Canada wouldn't be pleasurable. My opponent has quantified sucking as being better than America. We'll examine this in a moment. America Sucks My opponent's entire case is built around Canada being better than America, but unfortunately this isn't about whether Canada is better than America or not. It's about whether Canada sucks or not. If Canada is better than America and America sucks than we only proved Canada is better than a country that sucks. This in no way proves that Canada doesn't suck. There is another problem with pro's arguments. As I pointed out in round 2 Canadians hate Canada. This is why they mostly live near the American border and have P.O. Boxes in America. They also hate Canadian entertainment and it's the reason the government has to force it's people to watch canadian T.V. And listen to Canadian music. Direct Rebuttals ""We"re more satisfied with our lives: According to the Better Life Index, an international quality of life comparison by the OECD each year, Canadians enjoy a higher level of life satisfaction than Americans, scoring 7.4 out of 10, versus 7.0 in the U.S." stated from macleans.ca June 28, 2013" This isn't really cited properly. Am I supposed to take your word for this? Also the difference in satisfaction is minimal. Being satisfied with your life has no correlation with quality of life. It just means you have low expectations. Pigs are satisfied living in their own fecal matter. It doesn't mean their life doesn't suck. It just means they're unambitious, stupid animals. That's basically what Canadians are. I can't say I blame them. They have to live with dominant cigarette smoking women in a frigid wasteland, with a bunch of idiots. "Saying "Sorry" is good for you: Canadians are mocked for always apologizing, but it"s not a character flaw." Canadians always apologize, because they're weak. This is a race of people who let their tobacco chewing girlfriends wives wear the pants in the relationship. The fact they're even satisfied living with women that are both ugly and dominant, shows their inferiority. "We"re fitter: The percentage of American adults who are obese is 35.9. In Canada, it"s 24.2." Maybe if your women would cook for you, you'd put some meat on your bones. In America our women are in the kitchen where they belong. So yes we get to eat some darn good food. I'm talking real bacon not cheap knockoff Canadian Bacon. If Canadian men had any testicular fortitude, they'd have subservient women who aren't ugly cook for them too. "We drink less: Our alcohol consumption is 8.2 liters a year, compared to 8.7 in the U.S." That's because American beer is better. If Canadian beer didn't suck maybe people would drink more if it. If you consider how ugly Canadian women are it's kind of sad Canadian men actually are more likely to hook up with one when sober. "We"re more peaceful: This year, Canada was ranked the eighth most peaceful country in the world. The U.S is ranked 100th." That's cause you're a bunch of wimps, as I've repeatedly pointed out. "we attract more immigrants: Canada gets 5.65 per 1,000 people, compared to the U.S., with 3.64 per 1,000." That's because Canadians are too stupid to utilize the death penalty. When Americans kill their wives the first place they head is Canada, because they know the government won't kill them there. I wouldn't really brag that all of America's murderers are migrating there. Canada has been listed as a top ten fugitive destination. http://www.crimelibrary.com... "We don"t have out-of-control prison sentences: Last year 38,700 people were serving time in Canada, roughly 114 for every 100,000 citizens. That"s nothing. In the U.S. 2.24 million Americans are locked up"716 for every 100,000 citizens, the highest incarceration rate in the world. Canada ranks 136th." You hear that criminals? Canada is soft on crime. Move there, and get out of my neighborhood. It's not a good thing that so many scumbags roam free in Canada, but thanks for bringing it up.