9spaceking is a master debater

*Unfortunately, my computer can't upload pics or copy paste them here." Rebuttal 1)Traits of a master debater "Now what are the traits of the "master debater"? We can't be exactly too sure, but we know these pictures have something in common: : -The try to distract you -They have unneccessarily complex backgrounds -They all have eyes, hands, and mouths needed to debate -The words "master debater" is somewhere near them in the picture -They're all handsome/pretty (the dinosaur, I am certain, is handsome for a dinosaur)" My opponent has committed what is called a logical fallacy fallacy. LET me begin by repeating the words of the great master-debater, Debatability. "Correlation does not equal causation." Just because there's something in common between the pictures, DOES not mean that these are the traits of a master debater. My opponent has tried to use reverse psychology here. Here he tries to make the readers think that surely correlation does not equal causation and that therefore knowing that 9space knows this, they think : "AH! I see what you did there. Surely you know you are committing a logical fallacy, therefore your arguments have a deeper meaning! If it has a deeper meaning than it must have some truth. Deeper meaning = truth." But this isn't true. It's a trick of Wine in front of me. WIFOM black magic that this king, this 9spaceking has used. Do not fall under the spell. It's a logical fallacy fallacy meant to make you think it's only a logical fallacy and that all is well. All is not well. I repeat, all is not well. - ( http://forums.watchuseek.com... ) 2) Definition of 'Master-Debater' My opponent asserts that being the top debater means either: 1) You must be Sarah Palin. 2) A top debater on this site. This is false as any master knows that they are just babies and beginners. Knowing that they have so much more to learn is what makes them a master. Here are some quotes to help readers understand what truly makes a master debater; #1 "I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything." - Jarod Kintz, $3.33 #2 "Master yourself, and become king of the world around you." - Mike Norton And finally, #3 "There is a master way with words which is not learned but is instead developed: a deaf man develops exceptional vision, a blind man exceptional hearing, a silent man, when given a piece of paper..." - Criss Jami, Venus in Arms Now I will refer to the quotes by their hashtags like a true troll. Le us examine #1 to 3 and see if 9spaceking fits the criteria of a master of debates. #1 - Here Kintz says he is a master debater and that he has a way with words. And he also says he can talk himself out of doing anything. This is true for king 9space as he is what he is. A king. And we all know by virtue of fact, common sense and universal agreement that all kings, are, lazy. 9spaceking says himself: "Furthermore, I have no eyes, mouth, or hands. My subjects type all of this up." Showing that he doesn't do anything by himself. And those that say "Look! His portrait shows clearly his amazing, slender body!" I reply by quoting 9space again. "Those hands, eyes, and mouths are just drawn in there from the artist's imagination to not offend me." He says this in regards to the portrait. We see his trickery and deception here, his own picture falsely shows him as a 'fit' and hard-working king. But this is not so, 9space uses his subjects to do his typing. Albeit, he uses them for all his 200+ debates. Another thing we will discuss later. But as you can see, 9space is able to talk himself out of doing ANYTHING. Therefore 9spaceking is a master of words, arguments and a powerfully convincing debater. #2 - In this quote defining a Master debater, Norton claims that to master yourself, means you will become king of the world around you. 9space is a king, no, he is the king of space and therefore, the king of the world. This automatically means 9space has mastered himself. And one who has mastered oneself and can master just about anything in the world. #3 Here Jami claims that you cannot learn how to master words but that it can only be developed by the deaf (as they see clearer), the blind (as they hear better), and the silent ones (as they write more than they speak). It is painfully obvious that when we see the true portrait picture of 9space that we see he is all of the things above. He is deaf, he is blind, and he is mute. He is a faceless king. Therefore, he sees clearer than the rest. Hears more than the crowd. And writes more than the noisiest bunch. He is a true master of words. He is the king of the world. He procrastinates more than any of us. He is, truly, a Master-Debater. I rest my case.