Rap Battle.

If you think that you sound smart then you need a Clue real badly Too bad I've got the Monopoly on games from Milton Bradley Your verse's impertinent and worst of all it's worth forgetting You need some antiperspirant from my rhymes that you are sweating All the last round did was make you sound like a real idiot Grasping desperately at straws; gotta bring other people into it I find it funny though cuz I ain't seen a bigger hypocrite Mocking my diction simply cuz you ain't manning up and bringing it After saying "fought" rhymes with "shout" man - Who needs the English lesson now? Clearly you can't rap but don't worry I'll show you how Here's a hint: Grammar doesn't matter in an epic rap assault But I see that you're struggling so I won't hold you at fault The fact, Jack, is that your rhymes lack; they're whack So maybe you should fix THAT before hating on my syntax Bragging about the speed of your flow as if that matters online Can't get a girl of your own so you gotta talk about mine And I know it must hurt your ego that others know that my flow's dope They go LMFAO when they checking out yours though Again trying too hard just to sound intellectual But like I said it's ineffectual much like ya sexual I'm here to bring ya correctional very unconventional Make ya verse bleed so bad you'd think that it was menstrual So give it up, man, nobody thinks that your brain's bomb We all know you can't perform without Dictionary.com And let me give you a cookie for knowing how to use Spell Check Too bad there's no button for nookie cuz I bet that you need sex I mean why else would you be talking about d1cks and some lesbians? Your sad act so dramatic that I thought you were a thespian But I'm the director so let me tell you how this plays out Scene three and your character is simply gonna fade out At this point no one even knows what you are talking 'bout So there goes your credibility; you're suffocating there's no doubt I mean I am appalled, now you're just making stuff up Trying to sound tough but it's rough when your bluff's called, yup Me a shoplifter in jail? Now where did you get that? Yeah my flow is so good but that don't mean I'm a hood rat Nowhere did I say that I was some kinda criminal Clearly you're incapable of writing something that's original And I'm not sympathetic to your made up stories so synthetic There's nothing aesthetic about your verses so hectic Consisting of nothing but lies man you sound so pathetic So eagerly desperate to come up with something phonetic But my verse so electric you'd have sworn it's magnetic It's cuz I'm eclectic and you're just oh so generic Maybe one day you'll grow a d1ck that's not prosthetic I've just been blessed with intelligence without having to try hard Crafting rhymes is my art and you just sound like a retard As if you could actually out battle me; don't worry - I'll fix this The only place you'd out-rattle is in the Special Olympics You're E might be MC but me I am MC squared Like Pythagorean theorem my verse delirium leaves you come-back impaired But come back, next time at, me with a verse not pre-prepared Unless you're scared to be paired with one who's intellect is shared Cuz when you do it seems that you cannot really battle her I am the circumference and you are my diameter Your flow is limited to monotonous word barrier But I'm the dope carrier; My flow knows no parameter I'll bring you down every time like the gravitational constant Your garbage doesn't come close to my improvisational content Might as well call you Oscar cuz what you're spitting is trash Step into that Ring of Fire, Johnny, you're Cashed Your genius is trivial; my rhyme's cleanness is convivial See yours are elementary and mine rocks like sedimentary That dead sh1t you choose to spit isn't fit for an obituary Thus far I've been complementary and calm for sh1t that's heavy But run your mouth again and I'll ice you like February All this hating, you must be compensating for something that you're lacking I'll call you Mr. Hershey cuz I think that you're fudge packing I mean why else would you go off on some kinda misogyny Unless you're insecure because you're just so into sodomy So it's time to stop fronting cuz it's clear that you got nothing I heard you out and I highly doubt that somewhere I missed something If I did, sorry, your verse had me catching Z's like Dragon Ball And no Vi's not into beasts; I just fvck her like an animal