Soccer should be made into a full contact sport with metal armor and tasers

"1. Golf is the number one reason why old people fall alseep and never wake up again."Agreed"2. The egg came before the chicken."Everyone knows that already, agreed"Soccer is for the finer sport. Soccer is to classy as football is to neanderthals.... It takes real class and finesse to juke around an opponent"Soccer.... classy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Soccer isnt classy, its just sad. Watching 130 pound weaklings jog for 2 and a half hours just to make the game 0-0 or 1-1 isnt a classy sport, its a waste of time. Also how is rolling around on the ground crying after someone steps on your foot considered classy? "Soccer should not be changed, but instead be instigated as the international sport... in order to get our youth to understand a true work ethic and what true skill looks like."Well I can solve that question right now, Here is what soccer looks like, Here is what watching soccer feels like So we established that Soccer is a long sport to watch and is played by sissy's, here are my changes to the game. ========================================================================================================================================================1) All players wear metal armorIf everyone wore armor, it would prevent against any injury that would cause one of the soccer players to immediately fall down and start crying like a 2 year old little b*tch. The armor though wont be like the kind used in jousting, it would just be metal pads to protect areas that soccer players fake getting injured the most. 2) Anything goes in Soccer now. You want to punch a defender in the face to get the ball then punch a defender in the face and get the ball!Soccer is a boring a** sport. The reason why other more AMERICAN sports are so popular is because they are much more physical then soccer, Hockey specifically. Watching people knock the sh*t out of each other is the trademark of a great sport to watch, which is something that soccer needs considering the only highlight that comes from any soccer game is when the fans get pissed that their team lost or tied and start rioting. Full contact soccer though makes players non-sissy's too and makes the game much more interesting to watch. The more people who watch the more ad revenue teams make which means that athletes get paid more too. Athletes is the wrong word to describe soccer players though, Instead I will use the phrase "girl scouts". 3) Steel toed shoes The biggest problem with Soccer girl scouts is that they often fake injuries over nothing, the most common one is someone stepping on another persons foot. Usually when that happens the player is next seen acting like they just got shot and need to go to a hospital....... For someone stepping on their foot. Steel toed shoes eliminate these fake foot injuries completely, and they also have the benefit of being able to kick the ball much further now since they have steel toed shoes to kick with. 4) No more immediate medical care, if you get hurt you gotta crawl over to the sideline or wait until someone scores.You get hurt, make your way over to the sideline. This will prevent soccer games from being derailed by fake injuries that chew up the final minutes of the game and will further curtail players making injuries. 5) Goalies get to use TasersThats just to make it more interesting to watch. 6) Elbowing and kicking other players is encouraged. Also legal is punching, headbutting, spitting, poop throwing, vomiting, holding, being offsides, facemasks, and anything else.Full contact sport means full contact sport, just about everything goes. 7) Only rule is no all out fighting.This will preserve some of the "class" that soccer has. 8) All teams have to be renamed to something tougher, like the LA Galaxy Destroyers or something like that.It would attract more audiences and make the game that much more interesting. 9) This only applies to American soccer teamsEuropean soccer teams can make soccer as boring and unexciting as they want, this will only apply to American sports. ========================================================================================================================================================Your turn Con