That Santa Claus, on Balance, is Beneficial to Mankind

"I never conceded as my opponent accuses me of. I accidentally took the wrong side. Now, I explained in the last round why it all actually goes in my favor instead of against. "My opponent claims he did not concede. Well let's see then shall we? Also don't make up excuses. Here is proof my opponent has conceded. .. "Now I've revealed the surface of Santa's horrors, let's go in a little deeper. ""Let's talk about Santa's cruelty now""Santa is secretly an evil alien""Santa cannot possibly be more beneficial than harmful"" Santa is definitely an evil alien genius"Not only so, he also released a song with a VERY hidden discrete message. Listen closely to the lyrics, the singer clearly says "Riding on an OPEN sleigh. ' This refers to how he doesn't want the sleigh to be closed and thus wants everybody to fly out and just die, while he "laughs all the way' "This is enough evidence to prove that he has conceded and thus, forfeits the debate and on top of that argued FOR me instead of against me. Time for a rebuttal. "My opponent accuses Santa of putting desert animals in the North Pole and penguins in the desert. Again, we don't know. The evidence is that Santa is fair and just to the people/children of the world, nothing suggests he won't be unfair to those animals either. "But we do know that he still puts DESERT animals in the NORTH POLE. Here's the proof. A desert animal in the north pole. Sickening. "Santa has different magic than witches"Not true. What magic does Santa use exactly? Oh yes, conjuration. Also a spell of speed. I can find TWO links to these kind of spells, each. Two for conjuration, two for speed spells. . http://www.spellsandmagic.com...http://www.spellsofmagic.com...These links have the very dark and black magic rituals and items required to conjure things. Including the "gifts" Santa brings. Oh, my bad I mean conjures with BLACK magic. As for the spells for speed. .. . http://www.spellsandmagic.com...http://www.spellsofmagic.com...They all have connections to black magic as well. "As for the reindeer, yes, because if they deserve to die/want to die, they deserve death by reindeer. "You justify murder and death by reindeer, may I mind you is very painful. Also, very common. Over 200 people a year die by deer-vehicle collision. [. http://en.wikipedia.org...]I assume you support that, as you claimed. Deer are very dangerous and murderous, regardless if you're in a car or not. In the wild, bucks can kill you with their antlers, trample you, and even BITE you. During mating season, it's more common to be attacked by deer. Oh, and these murderous woodland "friends" are used by the nortorious SANTA. "Santa doesn't steal. Santa gives. I don't see what's wrong with good old Santa "Breaking" into the house if he only does good and not bad"You're claiming it's okay to break into a house as long as you give them something? You justify murder by reindeer, and now you justify breaking into people's houses. You're as bad as Santa. " young children cry all the time. There's a reason they're called "cry babies". Not even Santa can solve that. "He can't solve it with his "magic"? ConclusionSanta is a criminal. i. Animal abuse, kidnapping of animals, and general hatred to animals. Santa helps animals? No, he captures them and puts them in the cold to freeze them to death. Except animals native to the cold, which he puts in the desert See, a lioness, a desert animal, in the snow. ii. Intimidating features, and disguise. (See 2nd round for proof of disguise)"Santa is the master of lies and deception! Lying, as most of our parents have taught us, are bad. Thus we are left with this scenario. .. Parent tells kid lying is bad. Parent tells kid Santa is good. Santa is a liar and a frightening being. Thus, lying is good. "iii. Black magic. Not true. What magic does Santa use exactly? Oh yes, conjuration. Also a spell of speed. I can find TWO links to these kind of spells, each. Two for conjuration, two for speed spells. . http://www.spellsandmagic.com...http://www.spellsofmagic.com...These links have the very dark and black magic rituals and items required to conjure things. Including the "gifts" Santa brings. Oh, my bad I mean conjures with BLACK magic. As for the spells for speed. .. . http://www.spellsandmagic.com...http://www.spellsofmagic.com...iv. My oponent conceded and argued in my favorHere is proof my opponent has conceded. .. "Now I've revealed the surface of Santa's horrors, let's go in a little deeper. ""Let's talk about Santa's cruelty now""Santa is secretly an evil alien""Santa cannot possibly be more beneficial than harmful"" Santa is definitely an evil alien genius"Not only so, he also released a song with a VERY hidden discrete message. Listen closely to the lyrics, the singer clearly says "Riding on an OPEN sleigh. ' This refers to how he doesn't want the sleigh to be closed and thus wants everybody to fly out and just die, while he "laughs all the way' "My opponent has actually argued in my favor, explaining everything wrong with Santa, which was supposed to be my job. He confessed Santa was actually bad, thus he loses the debate.