Buckethead31594 is a cool person!

I appreciate my opponent's detailed opening argument. I will contend that I, the user in question, am not "cool," nor do I demonstrate any qualities of being "cool." I will explain below in further detail.May we arrive at truth.The Case for Experience"First, being able to continually remain as a DDO user for a year or so, is in my opinion; equitable to suggest or advise someone who is a new member simply because it is probable that a new member will have slight difficulties while attempting to understand this site: which in hand, gives Buckethead the advance some do not have and therefore, earns more respect as a result. Buckethead may not even realize this, but being around for a year or so is exceptionally a privilege to others because it shows how, even when there are disagreements, he can still be devoted to this site and to everyone else by just being here. So because of Buckethead's performances, activities, establishments and doing this all in a year or so brings him to be a cool person!"Yes, it is true. I have been here for a little over a couple of years (longer than my opponent has stated). And I have learned a lot, thanks to the many discussions I've had with my fellow DDO members. Unfortunately, my commitment to this website could be considered as obsessive- which is not a trait that would define someone as "cool." There is someone else who was obsessively committed to their passion; someone with a more sinister agenda. Adolf Hitler murdered millions of Jews, right under the noses of the rest of the world. This performance wasn't limited by his establishing of a new, unified Germany (even if it was unified within a delusion). Following my opponent's logic, this would deem Hitler as a "cool" person, when clearly he is not. Therefore, I cannot be a cool person.The Case for Mediating"Second, most people who try to be the, "devil's advocate"; while debating or disagreeing with another person whether through this site or in person may not be able to hold up to it because they are so stuck into what they believe and are not open-minded to at least seeing how far they can try to understand the other person's responses/ beliefs; however, Buckethead is very well known for being a marvelous devil's advocate debater. For example, in his, "Is sex before marriage a good thing?", portrays himself to be CON; although, when you look into the comments section of this debate you will learn that he is merely just pretending. http://www.debate.org............. Most of his debates are precisely in this stance of portraying himself as the devil"s advocate whether as PRO or CON. No, of course, he does not reveal himself in every debate as the devil"s advocate, but it is simply discerned that the ones that are; it is noticeable. For someone that can hold a stand to something they do not agree with, is a cool person to the max for simply testing the others beliefs by just being inquisit and knowledgeable to another"s opinion."My opponent's argument would be plausible if open-mindedness truly causes one to be "cool." There is no reason to assume that this is the case. Most people are open-minded in there own way; the fact that I happen to be open-minded when it comes to debating is irrelevant. Also, I am right and you are wrong- there, I've demonstrated that I am close-minded, and therefore, not cool. Also, as for playing the devil's advocate, I do so out of selfish means. I debate for the sake of learning, in hopes that I might come closer to truth. This is a selfish endeavor- where most people would partake in the competitive thrill, I partake to increase my knowledge- selfishly. A self-centered person cannot be cool in the slightest! Not to mention that I have intentionally forfeited a debate before[1], albeit I was in the process of temporarily vacating from DDO anyway. Nevertheless, no one who intentionally forfeits a debate should ever amount to being considered a cool person. No offense to those whom have purposefully forfeited in the past, of course (unless it proves that I am not cool).The Case for Kindness"Finally, Buckethead"s points have been set and is revealed to be a cool person......and a friendly, kind, acceptable person to know."I am of course, flattered, by my opponent's opinion. Yet, she has failed to provide any evidence for my kindness. I will provide evidence as to why I am not a good/kind/friendly person, and thus, not cool: If you observe source [2], you will see the poll topic entitled "Where do you fall on the karmic scale?" There are currently only two votes for the choice, "I am purely evil," and that would be my wonderful friend, BrunoFarber and myself. Furthermore, observe source [3], you will notice that this poll asks the archaic question regarding where one will go upon reaching the afterlife. There are only three votes for "Hell"; I am one of them. Both of these votes were made long before this debate.Counter ArgumentAllow me to list some reasons why I cannot be considered a cool person:~ I am a conformist.~ I spend time on this website, rather than spending time with my beautiful girlfriend.~ I procrastinate with posting to my debates, because I am lazy.~ I am a perfectionist/OCD~ I'm a college dropout.The evidence is unanimous: I am an obsessive, selfish and evil individual. Simply put, I am not a cool person.On to Pro.[1] http://www.debate.org...[2] http://www.debate.org...[3] http://www.debate.org...