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Adolf Hitler was a wolf Introduction Surely, you know that the historical character, Adolf Hitler, was a warmonger - a frightful one indeed. Biographies written about him state that he was born in an Austrian town named Branau. That was on April 20, 1898. Hitler had to live a somehow tough life, such as by sleeping on parks, and failing at academics. In the year 1913, he attended the German army, which happened after he migrated to Germany. He wilfully fought alongside Germans during World War I. During the Second World War, Hitler was a brutal dictator. He hated people who were not of his kind, and he also hated gypsies, Jews, etcetera. As a matter of fact, he hated almost all peoples in the world, except the Aryan race. Now, why did Hitler hate so many peoples, and why did he want to expand his territory? Why was he being pleasant only toward his kind? And, why did he use very rare and truly inhumane methods of slaughtering people? That, dear readers, will be explained soon. Arguments 1. Meaning of Adolf If you analyse, the first name Hitler had was "Adolf." What does that name mean? According to many sources, [1] the meaning of Adolf is "noble," "majestic," or "honorable" wolf. How could it have been a coincidence that Hitler had the name of a wolf? Not only wolf, but "majestic wolf" - and it is not disputed that Hitler rushed toward achieving a majestic status in the year 1934 - and he succeeded in that. 2. The nature of a wolf Wolves are well-known creatures. They are one of the most vicious land predators. Wolves are one of the most horrid species when it comes to territory. They will do whatever they can in order to expand their territories, and they tolerate naught but their own kind. The species that pose the greatest threat to their territory and own kind is homo sapiens, i.e., humans. However, as much as wolves are powerful and dangerous, they do not hesitate to hide their nature. In fact, at first you see a creature that seems soft and small. But once it unleashes its rage, you are as good as dead. That being said, the social structure of wolves is fascinating. They are divided into beta and omega wolves, meaning high ranked and low ranked ones. Although this is not too rare in the nature of animalia, it is still unique in the sense that wolves not only divide themselves into social categories, but they also have rulers to be obeyed, and rules to be followed. A violation of those can become fatal. What is also interesting is that although wolves have strong urges toward expanding their territories, they avoid attacking (i.e., hunting) within the territories that do not belong to them, due to the fact that they would rather not encounter too many enemies at once. So, what do they do? Establish partherships. Moreover, there is no doubt that wolves do not hang around the same territories over and over again (due to expansion), and therefore they usually have to plan their attacks on victims too quickly. Moreover, one of the animals that the wolves do not like at all are bears. Encounters with them can be one of the worst between two land animals. Both fight to the death, and it is usually not one on one, but many on many. However, the wolves do not fear the bears. They attack them without warning no matter what size the bears have. 3. The correlation between the nature of Hitler and wolves Now, what is the correlation between the nature of Hitler and the nature of wolves? Besides something a bit less natural, i.e., Hitler's first name, here are too many connections between Hitler's nature and the wolves' nature. In fact, the chances that a human has so many connections to an animal, without himself being an animal (which seems like a contradiction), are minimal, or below zero. So, what kind of connections do we see between Hitler and wolves, and what do those connections tell us about their nature? Do we see something that has been unknown to humankind for ages upon ages? If you analyse, wolves are very fast and aggressive animals. Their movement seems slow, but once they turn on their rage, they have some of the most aggressive and fast movements that we know. Once their rage is on, there is nothing that can sedate them. If you look at some of Hitler's speeches, you will realize that he made movements which resemble to animal but a wolf. Aggressive with speech, fast with movement. Compare http://en.wikipedia.org... to http://images.suite101.com.... Howver, due to many activities, I have to cut my round short, and therefore I ask my opponent to continue with his story and not comment on mine whatsoever. I will come with full evidences and explanations soon. Thank you for your understanding (and beware of wolves...). References [1] http://www.thinkbabynames.com...