Robot Zombies vs Ninja Pirates.

I will begin this R3 argument by simply saying how your r2 argument is somewhat just a story in which you use this to prove your points for the Robot Zombie. But once again, this is just story and you cannot use what is in this story as evidence and justifications for your argument unless, you have solid evidence and have provided sources. Some examples of this include: 1)“... For you see I was kicking Ninja Pirate butt with my awesome robot zombie. That's right, just me and one awesome robot zombie took out 125 Ninja Pirates in the course of an afternoon, and I didn't do anything.” Firstly, I don’t even want to comment on this apart from saying that this is just a textbook example of a story. For example if I was in your situation, I would say: ‘me and a gang of Pirate Ninjas were about to go to war with 10000 robot zombies, but I found out that they had already killed them all whilst I was blinking’. As you can see to my example (which I made up just now) which is parallel to SkepticDude’s, you can see that this is a story and has no value as a justification to your argument. 2)“Some of you may be wondering why the Robot Zombie didn’t attack me. Well the answer is simple I am its creator.” Assuming by the beginning of the story that the Robot Zombie is actually a robot by this time, you say that the only reason why this Robot Zombie did not attack you, is because of the fact that you are its creator. Allow me to carry on by saying: 2.i. Saying ‘Robot Zombie’ does not make sense. This is because what you are meant to say is ‘Robot’ in which it would become a ‘Zombie Robot’, not the other way round. 2.i.i. Robots and Zombies (according to Asimov’s three laws), are not able to/have difficultly to differentiate from humans and so far to date, no one has actually created a robot which is able to tell apart humans. According to this, your robot would not be able to recognise you as a creator. But once again, may I point out that the extract I used was from a larger piece of text deemed as a story and nothing but a story. 3) “B.O.B. was fine when I first created him. The first functional A.I. unit in the world. Till he became infected with the zmb.exe virus... ...I witnessed this when he lunged towards an unfortunate soul who had come knocking at my door.” Excuse for not copying all of this, but I ask you to refer to SkepticDude’s R2 argument and ask yourself if this 400 word extract had any value as a justification of his argument or whether this is just an unnecessary collection of words. Now, to begin my R3 argument, I will talk about the weaknesses of Robots and Zombies and then combined, and then how the Ninja Pirate (the progeny of a ninja and pirate) how use this as an advantage. 1)” What use are a Ninja Pirates weapons against that of something have a strong metal base.” Pro states that robot zombies consist of strong metal. Because of this, I ask you this: Surely the more metal used to reinforce the said ‘robot zombie’ would slow down the robot due to the quantity and mass of the metal used. A zombie is often regarded and portrayed as mindless creatures that are slower than humans who have poor agility and coordination. One of ninja’s main skills is his stealth. In a battle dependant of stamina, agility and speed, the ninja would surely win. Fact: Zombies and Robots would not be able to recognise and use items such as doors with handles, fences, electrical appliances, basic weapons and stairs. Contradiction: If you were to create a robot (most likely for friendly reasons), you would make sure that you creation could not pose a threat to you or anyone else (otherwise, you would be a risk to humanity or just a really bad roboticist) because you cannot know if your robot will malfunction and be prone to malware. In you is ‘case’, your robot as example of this. 2) We are assuming that this robot zombie consists of possessed metal. The majority of people know that the main material to cut or figure metal is metal. Ninjas are deemed to be wise and nothing dictates what a ninja can and cannot use as a weapon, so in retrospect, surely a ninja you learn to use any weapon it finds e.g. a ninja pirate could find a wieldable blade or wheel saw. A wheel saw could cut the robot. Robots are not immortal. Neither are Zombies. To sum up what I have said. 1) A ninja pirate could overcome a robot pirate due to the ninjas speed and due to a robot being slow due to its reinforced metal structure. 2) A robot only has limited knowledge of weapon incorporated violence (In the case of being introduced a new weapon, would take longer to understand how to use it than a human). A ninja pirate is wise and would have more familiarity with a wider range of weapons and could therefore be easily able to use a range of weapons against a robot ninja. Ninja Pirates would win. Sources: http://adriansundeaddiary.com... https://uk.answers.yahoo.com... http://www.oocities.org... http://johnmccainisarobot.blogspot.co.uk... https://uk.answers.yahoo.com...