TTT: Dumb Liberal (Pro) vs. Dumb Conservative (Con)

I hope all you notice that I haven't made an argument did, and to be a d-bag I'm going to (instead of rebuttal my opponents arguments) I'm going to make some of my own, yes in the last round. your welcome.1. My stance on gays. http://www.youtube.com...Yes as the youtube show tells you, gays steal money and make up weird lies to cover for themselves. Yet even my 3rd cousins a F@ggot (excuse my language) but do I go on vacations with him? HELL NO! Not that I don't like the guy, but I have told him millions of times that in church, I am told by others that being gay is a sin! Needless to say, he now works at a casino as a cocktail waitress by the name of bullwhip bob.2. My stance on stances of the stancing.I took a stance once in the political world, and when I told them that to support the furry bunny population by increasing the taxes of the sate, I had a very large shoe, that looked like it had a little mold on it, strike my head and knocked me out. While in a coma (probably from that fungus from the shoe) I had a vision. It brought me to tears, to know that the cutepoop club for rabbits was not going to make any money. I say unto you, does this rabbit need saved? Of course, but its not the only thing that's in need of saving, for one I would like to point out that benches in northern California are burning like crazy, and its up to me to save them all. speaking of benches I had a small interview with one before is was engulfed in flames before my very eyes! he went by the anonymous name of goldentacos, what proceeds is his last words.me-When you write a fan-fiction what do you think of politically, while your writing them? Goldentacos- Politically? When I'm making fan fictions the only political stuff I think of is what it must feel like to be Bill Clinton when he's dragging his ballsack across Hillary's forehead conservatives like big government in personal lives but not in economy, and liberals are the opposite Me-Do you like to touch yourself to the movie frozen? Goldentacos- I do not, but I have met several people who do, and their whereaboutss are currently listed by the government as 'missing'.... They'll never find them though, I've made sure of itme- Ok last but not least give me some wise advise about conservatives. Goldentacos-in my opinion, politics is like driving on a highway.... slow people go to the rightfor his legendary memory I shall provide a picture of him. That bench prop to the right, that goldentacos, living in his dream of being in the movie frozen. may you find peace with yourself goldentacos.3. My stance on obamaI find if a dog crapped on your porch, and as you are late you work you stepped in it, cursing loudly you smear it on the floorboard of your car. Finely you made it to your work, A weird yelling guy in Disneyland shouting at the top of your lungs at random people who walk buy."WIN A PRIIIZE, GUESS GOOFIES WEIGHT!"Random stranger- "ummm 120 pounds?"You whisper in his ear spitting all over that guys ear drum-"no, to low'Finally your shift is over and your back in your car after a hot day, and what do you notice, it smells like crap. That what I think of Obama, He's dog crap left in a hot car for 6 hours.\4, or was it 5?who cares, anywho My stance on the death penaltyMy question to you, why would you let a criminal who murders innocent people with a spoon, not just any spoon, but a proper spoon fro traditional uses like stiring delicious tea, walk around in prison for the rest of their miserable lives, deaths an easier way to keep prison's spacious and free to those who do drugs, or money laundering, who knows? I think killing people because they killed others, is a great way to pass the time. What you don't? Think about this, don't you want those guys who raped people, to taste their own medicine I know I do.thus concludes my troll argument. though this may not be appropriate to some of those reading just know this is a troll debate. nuff said.TO THE BATMO CAVE!