Homosexuals are Destroying America

Alright Friend-o, I'll tell it to you how it is, but you might not want to hear it. Joan Baez- She is bi or heterosexual: does not count, but she still is bad because she is a hippie and hippies also threaten to destroy America. Zeno- We would of all been a lot better off without his paradoxes and you know that Sophocles- His Theban plays include Oedipus having a physical relationship with his mother, Jocasta. And this is being read by high schoolers everywhere!? Socrates- Instead of asking "why", maybe he should of found out by himself like real American patriots do everyday. Laziness cannot be tolerated in America Aristotle- Created the 5 elements which was later taken by a skateboard company called Element. This company promotes skateboarding and what goes along with it (smoking weed, getting L'd?) which is more un-American then soccer Alexander the Great- He influenced Oliver Stone to make a movie about him which featured a scene of gay sex with Colin Farrell, which in result, put Colin on my hate list Emperor Hadrian- Try building a wall but failed. Gives hope to Mexican aliens everywhere Richard the Lion-Hearted- Was the brother to John who was an enemy to my hero, Robin Hood Leonardo Da Vinci- He influenced Dan Brown's propaganda, The Da Vinci Code, which put down Jesus Christ. No one puts down Jesus Richard II- Not gay, get your facts straight Benvenuto Cellini- Last time I checked, all goldsmiths are part of GWB's axis of evil Marlowe- The blank verse promotes anarchy King James- Dropped his knickers in front of the English people. How could you possibly feel this man is helping America? John Milton- More like John Let's Destroy America-ton Jean Baptiste Lully- Is French, do i need say more? Frederick the Great- Planted the roots for the rise of Nazi Germany. Sure he's not bad. Just a delight. ( By the way, that is sarcasm) King Gustav III- By losing a war with Russia, he gave the commies self confidence which later resulted in the Vietnam War. But we kicked their commie behinds anyway Baron Alexander von Humbolt- A nazi Lord Byron- Helped unify Italy, a mistake which sent thousands over to America which led to the Mafia Tennessee Williams- He writes plays for Broadway. Broadway! Tchailkovsky- His music gives me and thousands of other Americans nightmares Pedro Aldomovar- Is an Illegal immigrant, should be deported immediately Hans Christian Anderson- Wrote the Little Mermaid, real genius- again sarcasm Ellen Degeneres- Believes in this false idea called global warming, hahahahahaha Chastity Bono- You kiddin me David Bowie- Is metrosexual by the way and is the man with the plan Marlon Brando- Taking advantage of native girls does not go synomously with homosexuality, get your facts straight William S Burroughs- Is a beatnik and you can thank me later for exterminating all those b@stards back in the 50's Julius Caesar- I believe he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Cleopatra, and she was a woman, right? Truman Capote- My girlfriend made me sit through Breakfast at Tiffany's thanks to this a@@hole Traci Chapman- A hippie ( Joan Baez) Mary Cheney- A single flaw to an otherwise perfect man Margaret Cho- Should also be deported James Dean- His car crash was God having his sweet revenge Allen Ginsberg- (see Burroughs) Cary Grant- He didn't do anything wrong except be extremely handsome Merv Griffin- Don't get me started about him So as you can see, I proved you wrong. All homosexual people are ruining America, except Cary Grant