16kadams Tourney: Newt Gingrich's Moonbase Idea Will Happen

//My last name in real life is bench, so im technically a bench even though im 100% human, Newt Gingrich's name is Newt but he is 100% hot gas. That being said Newt Gingrich isnt a Newt insect, he is just a fathead// My opponent makes the claim that he is a bench. Then he goes onto make the claim that he is human. You can't be both bench and human. My opponent should make up his mind. Bench or human; which is he? I think Mr.Bench needs to find a good phychiatrist. //Yes people like living in LA, gay guys live there all the time!// My opponent uses the same logic to prove that happy people live in LA as I do to prove that Newt Gingrich is a newt, by claiming that gay people live there, thus happy people live there. I will concede this logic as it is clearly sound. However my opponent cites gay bars as his evidence. Gay bars does not neccessarily neccessitate gay people. Berenice Abbott //The reason she is depressed in that picture is because she just heard that Rebecca Black thinks shes a good singer and plans on making mroe music (Who WOULDNT be depressed?)// Or because she lives in Cleveland? //The Suns house is already burnt down though, its the sun its f*cking hot.// No, planet two = the moon, not the sun. My opponent presents a different equation to support the laws of gravty, however I can prove it false. His equation is "2+2=5". The problem with his equation is that it is too simple. I have a drastically large equation. Large equations are more impressive. Therefore my argument is more impressive. Therefore my argument wins. "Yes yes" No no Freedo //So just because hes from the illuminati that means hes not credible?// Yes, for Eris decreas it. Moving on, my opponent agrees that earth is a testicle. //But Hitler doesnt speak Arabic and Osama doesnt speak German so you'll end up with two evil people talking to each other in very angry languages// What do you think Hitlers been doing at the center of earths core all these years? Jerking off? No he's been learning Arabic of course. Jerking off for decades or learning Arabic, which is more probable? (This is not a false dichtomony, yes yes) //If you were chuck norris you wouldnt hide your identity, therefore you are not Chuck Norris and he will soon beat your a** for pretending to be him// My opponents reasoning fails in two ways. 1. I am still alive. 2. I didn't hide my identity. (Quote: "I am Chuck Norris") //Con forfeits that the technology exists to make a moonbase// Was this ever an issue? //We both agree Newt will have a second term// False, you are a sexy beast. This would be futile to contend. However it doesn't mean I agree with you. //There are three kinds. Chocolate Chip, Oreo, and both, so everyone is happy. Also I will bring a batch of SPECIAL BROWNIES for anyone who wants them// I will take them all thank you, for I am Chuck Norris and I take what I want. //Think of it this way, if a moonbase does exist then people would be able to not have to live on the same planet as Barack Obama, Justin Bieber, or Anyone from Jersey Shore// No, think of it this way. Who would go to the moon if a base was built? Rich celebs. Thus you will never be free of the Beibs wherever you go! http://www.bing.com... //Also, The Con said that the Earth is a testicle, this means that if Newt Gingrich banged the Earth that would make him gay since the Earth is a testicle. This would never happen though because by laws of "no sh*t" all republicans are raised to fear and hate gay people (According to Bill Maher) meaning Newt wont bang the Earth because that would make him gay// However Newt won't know the difference as, from the picture's I posted, the earth looks like a hot sexy female, while the moon looks a terd. So yes the earth is a testicle disguiesed as a hot sexy female, but the moon is the face of a terd that is a terd. My opponent threatens to stop making funny debates if you vote for me, however let me remind you again that if you vote pro, Sarah Palin will rape you in the middle of the night. Which would you rather risk, my opponent possibily stoping his trolling, which is unlikely as it would contradict the very laws of nature and thus all earth would go into confusion, or getting molested by Sarah Palin, dressed up as Noel Fielding, dressed up as Justin Bieber, in the middle of the night? The choice is yours. Thanx for the most intelectually stimulating and logic founded debate I have experienced.