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Limerick Rap Battle

It is the final battle other wolf's have packs, you have cattle Other alpha's have a mate While girls find you as a lightweight Its a debate site, but theirs no room for debate. Your ended, your life is suspended I'm not about the negativity but you lack in the rap creativity You would lose a fight gravity Your incarnation of a cavity To beat me is insanity I always score, while you can't even say "fore!" dude, ill make you like chinchillia Because you don't ship barney with Godzilla Rapping so fast We gotta clash Go ahead and go to the comments and bash This will be gory, and quite the story I'm a Legend your a sheep with my rhymes ill sweep So read it and weep This victory ill keep The high mountains ill leap How can you not see? I am the better MC! Never say bae cause you ain't got girls! Go ahead and rage your in for a whirl! So go ahead to cry and curl Because your not a wolf, your a squirrel Now watch my finisher unfurl! When it comes to raps, we both know, that you want to ask for.... more But that ain't no score Cause we both know that you only belong in RULE 34 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Limerick Rap Battle

'TIS evident, you cannot hang, LYNCHED IT'S over, bang bang bang. ya butt PINCHED S'IT how can my man try compete ya just so incomplete my championship thang, already CLINCHED I'm a victorious, very much glorious Swiss Cheddar Provolone man will end you like Al Capone don't wanna fvck with me boy I see you inserting that toy you can not fathom the designs of my throne i'm amazing, go in all guns blazing But you think I'm crazy purple like barney, Gumble you ain't so Humble now what rhymes with purple? no seriously, what rhymes with purple.. anyways, you trippin, I trip ya, ya take ten tumble Simples, no Pimples how can my enemy try flirt? like follower', nullins n 'spex, you just dirt y'all sadistic monsters in trance n here's me thinking Kane had a chance ya gal go squirt squirt squirt Over me, ya most admirable G what's next in the life of WOLFY J? guess you'll never KNOW bae i'm destined for new heights its lonely at the top, jus me and dust mites Fort knight kings wouldn't have it any other way Now you in eternal turmoil, i'll wrap ya corpse with plastic... Foil Head just boil COS WOLFY just ended you, no time for your recoil! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Limerick Rap Battle

I'm a HEAD STABBING FUSION MONSTER your just some wolf out of the park I cause fire spitting flows What type of crying will you embark? I have hit my mark Never once have i seen a flow so wack So its time for my attack your never coming back so i think its time for you to cut the slack ill eat ya like a big mac You got NO FLOW im a GO PRO so GET OWNED that WACK FLOW THOUGH what AN EMBARRASSING BLOW So i guess that is go for show So i want this furry to know That he better hide, its wolf season i don't think your family could handle your wack flow treason I light you up faster than a beacon id rather listen to TJ miller Other than that rap filler its almost the final showdown So prepare for a throwdown Much like when your mother THREW YA DOWN IM FORWARDS FOOL
Limerick Rap Battle

Fam you're just a joke, tryna take the piss Watch, this here be the most violating diss YA backwards like Eden Syndrome like sweden Stockholm, Paris, Milan or Swiss I'm an international saint show no constraint like 'spex, you dense come at me, we'll fence I'll call the ambulance, while ya faint Back where we started "1955 done farted Cos He's Gassed U n him- Outcast You've hit rockbottom, il save ya, half hearted Cos I'm a cold-blooded two face magic aint real, sh1t what a disgrace You just a RapeAdvocate, u sick and twisted Stop watchin porn, 3 gals fisted Here, here's my shoe, tie my lace B1tch you love me, like peach and bowser Pull up my trouser Stop suckin Ya mom, she fvckin You, cos u an inbred with an outta date browser._ Y, COS U BACKWARDS
Limerick Rap Battle

Why don't you go and hibernate because you know its to late I'm the best MC on this plate And your the worst one, in the make So go and get me a cake You think you can do what I can? Watch me use silver against this wolf-man! Your talking about Stratus fear? when My bars can throw you into the atmosphere? Sounds like I got a here-here Ill throw ya in the zoo The girls go "woo" The cows go "moo" Your very though Il punch you and make you go "ooh" I'm launching PURE BARS you have PURE SCARS you rap like jake paul, so have a mars bar! Ill knock you down like jow weller And have you rot in a celler I wanted a rap partner. Not some purple wolf monster Go and cry as a slaughter go ahead and Act like a bragger ill give you a headache, WITH A DAGGER IS THAT IT BRO, COME AT ME!!!!
Limerick Rap Battle

Urrgh, your bars - SHEG I'll twist ya arm thrice n break ya leg wounded muppet... ya walking around like my bitchin puppet relax, mans on Spotify, vibing to 3 peg Google that ish my gal looks better than trish stratus fear ya end is so blatantly near so what's ya last wish?! This feels like charity man like Scar, raise hell with disparity your downfall is coming what's that?! 2+2 equals summin bet you don't know, do ya want clarity? I will enlighten you, strike ya faster than lightening but first my teeth need whitening because I'm a perfectionist homey, hold the phone, there's a twist... ya so insecure like chandler bing you are sarcastic very much spastic daggers and swiss army knives spread over sage onion and chives il serve ya beans on toast, with plastic. Now come at me bro!!?! WHO ARE YA
Limerick Rap Battle

Prepare for a loss, you triggered furry! Come ant me and see my triggered fury! I just came here for the chuckles this man will be more dead than Ugandan knuckles When I'm done, no one will want to give you suckles You say I like mix? you aren't much better go keep choking man, its a real go-getter If you want to fight, than lose the streak Because with that, when I'm at my peak I'm far from being beat HAHA! my bars are so hot they'd burn your fur off Your bad rhyming makes me want to turn and scoff I have rhymes that make you wish that you've never been born Because yu look like you watch Kaiju porn! So go ahead and cry and scorn Go kiss a skunk your already drunk I think I can beat you? you know it punk! I have better everything, so ya gotta stop the flex if it wasn't for shrek, you'd never have sex My momma's just fine But yours is mine I understand why you want to lose because that's why you have a fetish for blues clues So here dude have a booze Over to you.
Limerick Rap Battle

Well this here be Limericks Heard my man dagger likes little mix Cos he be stupid Next week, i be chillin with cupid Making her breakfast weetabix Its good for boo Il look after you when the doctor calls our baby crawls going coo coo coo Like an owl ya face is fowl smell like a raccoon n look like a babboon wash yoself, i gotcha towel Laundry, i got so much money don't be jealous , honey ya hands sticky please stopping wanking over mickey you a sket, tryna act like a playboy bunny Yo momma so fluffy but she aint no buffy 'member when i said she can't cook well now she a drugged up crook tryna sell coke like biggie n puffy. Over to you
point of fetal pain should be used instead of viability as abortion regulation standard

why is viability the magic point? and why is the framework the supreme court set up the magic point? does con simply accept all that, or does he think there should be more or less access to abortion? if the court isn't hte magic point, we should set our own standard. the mother could have aborted earlier when it was morally grayer if abortion is wrong. she has a responsibility for having sex, knowing the consequence is someone being dependent on her. we can quibble about when it's a person, but why not give deferrence to human life, and say it's enough of a person if it starts to feel pain? that the humane the to do. isn't ignoring the pain of the fetus inhumane? i would suppose con would have to admit it is inhumane. so why tolerate it legally?
point of fetal pain should be used instead of viability as abortion regulation standard

The US is a free country. And until the fetus is separate from the mother the fetus it is a part of the mother. Therefore the mother has the right to decide what she wants to do with the fetus. I am not saying abortion is a happy thing. I am not saying I am a fan of abortion. I am saying that not all people are bound by your Morales. And if people decide to resolve a situation using an abortion, it is none of our business to say that they can not. The fact that fetuses can feel pain changes the situation little. The fetus has almost no self awareness.
point of fetal pain should be used instead of viability as abortion regulation standard

instead of being able to regulate when abortion can occur based on viability, it should be based on when the fetus starts feeling pain. the fact we'd have to use pain killers to kill the fetus shows the inhumanity of what is being done. viability is not a magic spot of when a fetus feels pain, or is suddenly a human, take it back a few moments and it's still a person. why not just take it back to the humane point of fetus pain?
Non Medical Use of Marijuana SHOULD Be Legal in the United States

Non medical use of marijuana should be legal in the United States because of it's history, it's positive impact on people, and because it will make the state a better place. Marijuana has many uses, not just to be smoked, but to make cloth and paper. Think about how using marijuana for these purposes would benefit this state as a whole. Marijuana could be a BILLION dollar industry, if just that. We could get out of debt as a state because of the uses that marijuana has. Marijuana also has SUCH a positive impact on people; medically and non medically. Non medically, marijuana stimulates the brain and relaxes the body. It allows people to think about things more heavily and opens the mindset of many people. Medically, marijuana stops seizures, kills cancer cells, treats glaucoma, helps control and regulate blood sugar, has the ability to prevent suicide, has the ability to lower violence, and helps police to focus on the ACTUAL criminals. So why isn't marijuana legal if it does all of these good things? The answer, the government. Now, trust me, I'm not one of those people who believe that the government wants to destroy humanity or are "coming after us", just bear with me. Think about it; if marijuana has the ability to cure cancer, treat glaucoma, regulate blood sugar, prevent suicide, stop seizures, and lower depression... what would that mean for the billion dollar medical industry? That's right, they would lose money. If marijuana has the ability to lower depression (which causes people to act out in violent nature), steer people away from other and more dangerous drugs, lower violence in communities and states... what would that mean for the billion dollar prison industry? They would also loose money. As well as the tobacco industry. And this is why the government doesn't want marijuana to be legal. If people aren't suffering, and dying, and needing to go to the hospital, and if people aren't committing crimes, and SELLING MARIJUANA, then those industries would lose LOTS of money. And of course, our selfish, money-hungry government does not want that.
Ocean exploration/colonization makes more sense than Space exploration/colonization

I had alittle bit of problems submitting the version of my argument that made sense. Glad to see you read it in the comments area tho (Its my glitchy phones fault). ----------------- I thought on what it is we'really discussing...and came down to the conclusion that you and I are probably not going to agree on much of anything. Partly because you still see space as a possible venture. After taking physics, I realized our knowledge of space will continue to be limited and possibly wrong, so long as we continue to make our observation from one fixed location (earth), and make assumptions on how things work based on information we've collected over a couple of decades of study (to get a better picture we'd need to study for thousands of years.) It would be like a person new to earth (ill refer to him as bob) making assumptions of how it is based on what they can see from one standing position, and for only 5 sec of observations. And even if that person had as much time as they needed, there knowledge would be forever limited because they could only base there information on what they see. If we move withing our solar system it would be like Bob taking one step in any direction to study the earth (its not very helpful, but one could argue its better than nothing). We need to cover some serious distances in space, and I don't think traveling the speed of light is possible. I also don't think we will agree because you are more focus on saving mankind from its inevitable end. ITS LATE AND IM going to quickly wrap it up. 1.Space is expanding faster than light. 2. There are more stars to explore than there are grains of Sand on all of the beaches of earth combined. 3.humans wouldn't be able to survive going the speed of light,
Ocean exploration/colonization makes more sense than Space exploration/colonization

I see where you are coming from, but 5 billion years is a long ways in our future. To add to that, we can't even be sure the human race will last that long. The bringing plants to Mars sounds interesting, but it wouldn't work in changing Mars to an earth like environment... 1.) Its core has stopped moving (no magnetic field = no protection from the suns punishing rays of heat and radiation) and we can't just jump start it. 2.) We'd need tons of water or ice to change the planet to accomidate the plants and our needs (would you take water from earth? If so how much do you think is enough to take? How would removing water, effect our water cycle?) Now we could build a self sustaining domes that could have earth like conditions, but then we wouldn't really need mars. It provides no true protection. On the other hand we could build huge ships and just drift off into space but then what? We don't have any other place to be. Earth is the best it gets for us. We cannot travel to other stars, and by the time we can the distances will be much greater than they are now (Space expands faster than the speed of light). It seems all odds are against the possibiltiy of a future in space travel (to other stars or galaxies) . All we have to work with are those in our solar system, non of which have any potential for being able to save us from our sun. To address your point about extinction from possible ? (By the way I understand the meteors impact kicks up enough dirt to block sunlight for months, but we can create artificial light and still be able to grow food) I REREAD my 1st argument and realized I made it seem like I'm against space exploration entirely, but no that's not the case.
Ocean exploration/colonization makes more sense than Space exploration/colonization

Thanks for the interesting topic and good luck. While oceanic exploration is a worthy endeavor and has been largely ignored, the long-term, and I do mean long term, future survival of the human race depends on space exploration. I agree living in or on the ocean is going to be important as sea levels rise with global warming, but space exploration will yield even more exciting rewards. Side note: NASA's budget is relatively tiny these days and they might have much more impressive results if they had better funding. To continue, our sun will burn out in approximately 5 billion years at which point Earth, oceans and all, will become uninhabitable due to extreme cold (oceans will freeze) among other things. One space exploration endeavor that could pay off handsomely in the near future is asteroid mining; which could yield tons of precious resources without threat of say polluting the ocean as we have seen with the Horizon deep water drill rig. Also, at any moment an asteroid may come hurtling at Earth and cause mass extinction. We actually already have the technology to prevent such devastation--telescopes keeping watch and a rocket ready to launch to tow the rock off of the collision course, but aren't funding any operations to do so. This could potentially eliminate the human race at any time, including before global warming and rising sea levels get a chance. I'll include sources for this information if anyone wants to see it, but I just took an astronomy course at university and I know a bit about space. Your turn.
Ocean exploration/colonization makes more sense than Space exploration/colonization

For a number of reasons, it seems clear to me that space isn't a practical place to ensure the best for the future of the human race. I get annoyed every time I hear something having to do with NASA's new findings for what space has to offer us. Or when I hear people talk about over population and how the earth can house only so many people. AM I the only one who has noticed that we only live on the land? (and even then we have a lot of open space) Why is it so..." because we can't breathe under water silly head!" No... almost every problem we encounter with ocean exploration/colonization we experience with space. Why do you think space is the better or worse way to spend our recearch funds?
AOW Debate (Shattered World)

This is a war debate. the reason I challenge you to this debate is because you were going to join my open debate but that one was taken by . I will be playing again as the People's Republic of Southern China. These are the rules: 1. If you choose to accept this debate, tell the name of your country, and tell the numbers of your armed forces for things like vehicles (aircraft, ships, tanks, armored cars), men, missiles, and hackers (Yes, certain countries have the ability to do cyberwarfare). You can not play as the People's Republic of Southern China or the Vatican City. You can play as any country except the ones that are dead (USA, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Nigeria, Argentina, South Africa, Algeria, Ethiopia, Egypt, Italy, Spain, France, Germany, Poland, the UK, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia, India, Pakistan, Indonesia, Japan, China, Australia and Russia) 2. If you need information on a country tell me in the Comment section. Wikipedia is allowed to be used for military units. 3. You do not have to choose the countries I present, they merely represent the countries that broken up. 4. You do not have to declare war on my nation as soon as possible, for you could conquer any nation. 5. Please listen to the Geneva Convention, if you do not there will be major consequences. Here is a link to the Geneva Convention: http://www.redcross.org............ This also includes nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons. 6. If this AOW Debate takes more time then 5 rounds, it will be extended to another debate. Link to new countries: http://mapgame.wikia.com.........(Countries) 1) Military Force: Tanks: 3,621 AFVs: 1,954 SPGs: 684 Active Soldiers: 948,000 Reserve Soldiers: 920,000 Manpower: 309,000,000 Reaching Military Age Annually: 8,600,000 Total Aircraft: 1,122 Fighters: 452 Fixed Wing Attack Aircraft: 529 Helicopters: 320 Attack Helicopters: 81 Aircraft Carrier: 1 Frigates: 17 Destroyers: 12 Submarines: 27 Coastal Defense: 55 2) Political State Disputes: South China Sea Alliances: ASEAN (Dialogue Partner) (The UN has collapsed) Wars: None 3) Economy Defense Budget: 60.2 Billion USD Debt: 374.3 Billion USD Reserves of Foreign exchange in Gold: 1.288 Trillion USD GDP nominal: 6.345 Trillion USD Current Account Balance: 321.34 Billion USD I hope you accept this AOW Debate.
AOW Debate (Shattered World)

I will be representing the Confederate States of America 1) Military Force: Tanks: 2,920 AFVs: 13,550 SPGs: 638 Active Soldiers: 462,000 Reserve Soldiers: 363,000 Available Manpower: 39,608,250 Reaching Military Age Annually: 1,392,600 Total Aircraft: 4,435 Fighters: 760 Fixed Wing Attack Aircraft: 919 Helicopters: 2,008 Attack Helicopters: 315 Aircraft Carrier: 6 Frigates: 2 Destroyers: 21 Submarines: 25 Coastal Defense: 4 2) Political State Disputes: Guantanamo Bay (Claimed and owned by Cuba, claimed by the RSA, Texas and the CSA) Alliances: EU (Observer) Wars: None 3) Economy Defense Budget: 191.73 Billion USD Debt: 5,695.8 Billion USD Reserves of Foreign Exchange in Gold: 42.933 Billion USD GDP Nominal: 2,511.3 Billion USD
where oh where has my little dog gone

"he calls me a liar i made a spelling mistake" Let us re-examine the sentence my opponent claims is a misspelling. "I believe that that dog has left the matrix and oh and he came to the real world" I see no misspellings in this sentence at all. My opponent is doubly proved in being a liar. First for lying about his original lie and saying it was not a lie. Second because there were no misspellings in his entire sentence. My opponent claiming the complete opposite of what he wrote makes him incoherrent not simply a bad speller. "Also he says that his dog is in germany" No I'm saying the "my little dog" as featured in the song is in Germany as is clearly stated in the Third Verse of the ditty. "but out of the matrix " Yes. but since his song was made in a lie My opponent gives no sources as to why the song is a lie. Even if it is a fictional work, the dog then is also fictional and resides in a fictional Germany. Regardless, my answer is correct. "therefore the dog is out of the matrix" My opponent again agrees with me that the dog is not in the matrix which furthers my proof of where the dog is. The matix as defined by morpheus is the actual world where there is no germany. The "Dream World" is where Germany exists. Source: http://www.imdb.com... "and not in germany" My opponent has not said where the dog is or why he cannot be in Germany? This is not a refutation of my argument but a mere statement of opinon.
where oh where has my little dog gone

he still consides my he went to the real world arguement what i said was ok so to answer my opponets arguement i did argue against it by saying this world is a lie his arguement against this was i never answered his song but by calling the world a lie i did clearly answer his arguement because in a lie nothing can be true also he calls me a liar i made a spelling mistake also he says that his dog is in germany but out of the matrix but since his song was made in a lie it is taken as a lie therefore the dog is out of the matrix and not in germany
where oh where has my little dog gone

My opponent is clearly lying about his arguments. As is evident, in his round 1 argument he stated: "I believe that that dog has left the matrix and oh and he came to the real world" He believes as you can clearly see that his dog is in the real world and definitely not in the matrix. Which, as I pointed out in Round two, only supplicates my point. However in his round three, he has started out by lying and saying: "therefore my dog is in the matrix" which is clearly a lie. In terms of citing my source: http://www.songwritershalloffame.org... http://www.musicanet.org...
where oh where has my little dog gone

The world in which we live is a lie wool pulled over our eyes THE MATRIX Written by Larry and Andy Wachowski in 1999 MORPHEUS The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window, or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. NEO What truth? MORPHEUS That you are a slave, Neo. That you, like everyone else, was born into bondage...... kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Outside, the WIND BATTERS a loose PANE of glass. MORPHEUS Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. I believe that that dog has left the matrix and oh and he came to the real world begin argueing your side