The DDO Revolution Should Control DDO

Contention 1: The DDO EliteOn Debate.org, before my opponent was an active member a group known as the DDO Elite rose up and took power on this site. Two members on this site caused the DDO Elite to fully come to life. They are OberHerr (https://www.debate.org......) and Heineken (http://www.debate.org......). These two members had made the DDO Elite to be a powerful fighting force as they seized DDO and began the Silent Wars as they attack members and they Silently disappeared. (https://www.debate.org......) You see they have a powerful grip on DDO and if you currently look at this poll you'll see that the DDO Elite enjoy a more powerful popularity on this site as well. (http://www.debate.org......) (http://www.debate.org......)Great contention, but does it really support your cause? Does proving that the DDO elite exists, even support your case? And I might add that you didn't really prove that the elite exists. You just linked the audiennce to a couple of profiles.I'm saying that this whole contention should be dropped during the voting process, because my opponent has not supported his case that I should not lead because of it, or has he shown evidence that the DDO elite even exists.And this is nonsense, because I lead the elites. My profile pic is even on the flag....Contention 2: The DDO FreemasonsThe DDO Freemasons are a groupd founded by your's truely in an attempt to destroy the DDO Elite. Most of the older DDO Elite members are gone, but the war betwen the DDO Freemasons and the DDO Elite are still on going.Once again you fail to prove how this relates to the resolution. And this only goes to support my case. It shows that the ruling factions are weakened by civil war, and that the necessity for a strong ruler is even greater.Hopefully the voters will drop this contention as well, for being sadly irrelevant to the topic.Contention 3: The DDO Revolution won't work.We have already seen this where as the DDO Revolution tried to go to war with a single member, Imabench, and failed drastlicly. If they can't beat a single member what makes you think they could control DDO.And your proof is? As far as I'm aware, Imabench has permanently left the site. He is no longer here or likely to come back. And guess who's still here. The great and glorius supreme leader. The DDO revolution is still going strong. Gaining about 5 new applicants since bench's disposal (You didn't here it from me, but the revolution actually overthrew him from power). [1]Argument 1: Jifpop09 will flood this site with intelligent dialogueJifpop09, the revolutions leading candidate, wishes to see intelligent disscussion return to DDO. He will banish the trolls to the opinion polls. Will purge the poll spammers to the depths of oblivion, all while maintaining order throughout the lands.And, most importantly, will ban Monty1. Monty 1 is this sites greatest enemy. I'm pretty sure I'll win half your votes just by saying this statement. [2] s://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net...; alt="" />^Monty1Argument 2: The Revolutionary DoctrineAll members of the DDO revoution belong to the "Revolutionary Prebysterian Church of Revolutionary Activity's Regarding the Great God of Revloultions"The church doctrine teaches us to submit total control to the great leader Jifpop09. Jifpop09 commands that you all give total freedom to yourselves. Through this unlikely paradox, we attain peace :0. Argument 3: Jifpop09 and BabesJifpop09 is notable on this site for posting scantily clad woman in random places without any motivation. Jifpop09 promises to triple the amount of babes that he will post daily, and will even post men for the ladies on the site. [3] Argument 4: Jifpop09 is mentally insaneJifpop09, the great leader of the revolution, has been proven to be mentally insane. He's very open about his pathological liar syndrome and his illegal activities over the interwebs. You don't know what he's capable of. So, logically you would all be better off with him in power because of this. [4] Argument 5: Jifpop09 has purged 5 trolls from this site -Royalistteaparty-rebeldixie-iamaconfederate-Stalin-RPOFA-EmilyMolloy . Argument 6: Jifpop is extremely sexyLets admit it. We all have some sort of attraction to power. Having a young model as your president certainly isn't the worst off you can do. Esspecially one with such prominent curves. Yes, my videos are linked in my profile. They are absolutely free for an hour trial. [5] Argument 7: Jifpop09 plugs music EVERYWHEREAs you all know, I try to keep this site fresh by posting a song on 50% of my debates and 30% of my posts. This is to keep things fresh and exciting. Here are 5 songs for you to listen to all at once... [6]http://www.youtube.com...http://www.youtube.com...http://www.youtube.com...http://www.youtube.com...http://www.youtube.com...Argument 8: If the Revolution takes power, then they owe users a favorThat's right. The revolution promises one favor to every single member of DDO. The extent of each favor is limitless. Want me to eliminate a member. No price, its done. Nothings off the table. Good debate pro, and I hope I have proved the paradigm that is Jifpop. Anyways, remember you can only have 2 sentences next round. 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