Things that Donald Trump (the worst president of all time) and god (both are unclean) have in common

Well see you are all about winning so you must agree with * Both Trump and god don"t care about what is right as long as they win. I also created another RD3 gimme to yee for some understanding. . . * Both Trump and god can never be impeached/ unseated until their time is up, In which case that cannot come soon enough, Like a nuclear war on Trump's big white barn, And golden chariots on god's, As that would put Pence with his dimples and buttons in charge who is far worse than god and Trump combined * Both Trump and god are tumbleweeds. They both tumble that weed. * Both Trump and god know how to make great pornos. They write it. Star in it. Produce it. Film it. And then show it to no one else but themselves because they really like it and are proud of it. * Both Trump and god pay hush money to themselves because they need to be quiet about everything. * Both Trump and god use dog whistles so they can hear themselves speak like the great white shark did in Jaws IV The Revenge and meow at the moon * Both Trump and god love to go concrete parachuting * Both Trump and god have basic instincts. There"s nothing basic or instinctive about them. * Both Trump and god are vampires. They suck their own blood and everyone else"s. * Both Trump and god are their own cows to churn their own butter to get their own dairy products. * Both trump and god believe that baby food is porn for slurping grandmas * Both Trump and god spot UFO"s all the time and they think its them. * Both Trump and god go fly net fishing and they fish for flies * Both Trump and god think that popcorn is cop porn * Both Trump and god think that a pillow is low on pills * Both Trump and god think that a carpet is petting a car. That"s a good boy. * Both Trump and god think Santa is evil. After all they cannot define the evil within themselves and are far too stupid and ignorant and arrogant to realize what they inflict on others * Both Trump and god like to have rotting flesh at their wayside while they stare down at stock market crashes so they can burn their sneering doped upped wrestling matches for welterweights * Both Trump and god go "WOOF" as the cow goes "MOO" * Both Trump and god are for "see you in the future" but belong in the past * Both Trump and god trash talk at themselves just so they can believe what they say is true * Both Trump and god have air hockey tables for the air. However that big black hockey puck still manages to find a way to keep on insulting them. * Both Trump and god are the Monkey see as they cannot see their eyes in front of them * Both Trump and god use golden silk lace t. P. As they know its money spent wisely so their a$$es gets bronzed. * Both Trump and god gave heard the term "s--t turns to gold" because they are s--t and they keep their slaves and indentured servants mining for gold. * Both Trump and god build log cabins syrups out of stock market crashes * Both Trump and god are sewer workers that hunt in darkened nuclear silos for themselves * Both Trump and god are aware of "the goose that laid the golden egg" so they can crack it open read their fortune inside. Oh whoopps. Sorry. That"s a fortune cookie. My bad. * Both Trump and god have too many blisters on their you know where area from sword fights into cutting the better lambchop. * Both Trump and god have toejam bra masters as they know how to crop feelings at the downtown beef stew and vinaigrette bar. * Both Trump and god are endangered species. So when they go out hunting, They can make sure that they are the prized game so they can shoot themselves and then when dead (don"t we all wish) they can mount themselves on the wall all rotted black and blue. * Both Trump and god are great at mute yelling * Both Trump and god travel backwards in time to fix what they have done in the future because what they have done in the future - they don"t even know what it is or means except to say "duh" * Both Trump and god have this high pitched squealing sound. Its called CRYING and WHIMPERING when these little runny drip drip drip snot-nosed children lose. * Both Trump and god wear oxygen masks when they are on their port-a potties. Yeah. Finally. They are trapped within their own prisons. * Both Trump and god have those rainy days and Tuesdays and their entire scrunched up fetuses are washed down the drain. * Both Trump and god have sandblasted wind up tinkertoy figurines of themselves so that when the hourglass spinnerette is turned and thus the sand can once again drip, These exact replicas can take Trump"s and god"s place so Trump and god can resume their luxurious vacations on Neptune. * Both Trump and god braid their hairs beneath their knees so their brains will not fall out * Both Trump and god bring itching powder with them wherever they go so that during their long winded speeches and rants they can get up on their hind legs and scratch themselves furiously to make sure that the dust mites can settle in properly because brooms are far too big to take care of the mountains of snow that they"ve created that surrounds them.