A Tarantula can make a Nicer Pet than a Dog

Thank you con; I will now proceed to these wartwarmingly fuzzy arguments that I have proving that tarantulas can make nicer pets than dogs.Tarantulas can be Cute, Docile: Tarantulas can be cute. If the audience doesn't believe me, then just look at this short video clip below:Just look at how fuzzy and cute she is!On the other hand, dogs are not always so cute, or docile for that matter. Even the best trained dogs can have their violent moments, and a bite or a scratch from a large dog will generally be more dangerous than a bite from a tarantula the size of your hand. Dogs are very often used by the police force and the military for this very reason - but you can bet that you'll rarely ever find a police/military trained pink toed tarantula. Tarantulas tend to keep to themselves, and also tend to be docile, whereas a pet dog is going to be much more of a handful, and a pet dog is going to be much more difficult to train. This leads into the next argument...m/Tarantulas are Easier to Care For, Not Intrusive:As mentioned previously, tarantulas tend to keep to themselves. When keeping a pet tarantula, the tarantula will more than likely remain within his/her cozy little home inside of the enclosure the tarantula keeper provided for him/her. Just look at that cute, castle-esque haunted house themed home for that pet tarantula!Have a dog for a pet, and that all flies out the window. Starting at 2:15 in this youtube video, homeowners found this to be incredibly true with the dog they rescued and chose to adopt: http://youtu.be...Albeit this is an extreme case, it goes to show that training a dog is a lot of work, and I am sure that any dog owner will agree. Expect to get up early in the morning to let the dog outside when nature calls, expect to groom your dog, expect to tell your dog not to jump on house guests, expect to train your dog not to jump onto counters and tables, not to eat the dinner off of your plate, not to sniff guests derrieres, not to lick guests faces, not to defecate/urinate on the carpet, and that's all just the beginning. It is likely that things will come up specific to your house, your house guests, or yourself which will create the need for you to train your dog in other areas too. You would never, ever have to deal with any of that with a tarantula, though. Inside their enclosures, tarantulas can do almost anything they want. At times, you can let your tarantula out of its enclosure so it can explore some controlled areas of your house, but even then, you will not need to worry about any of the things I listed in the previous paragraph all the problems associated with having a pet dog.As cute as a dog can be, they are a lot of work; but a tarantula on the other hand can be very easy to take care of.Tarantulas come in Many Different Colors, Dogs only in Somber Browns, Greys, Blacks:Unlike dogs who are generally seen with black, grey, or brown coats, tarantulas come in many different colors and designs. Take the Chromatopelma Cyaneopubescens (Greenbottle Blue) Tarantula, for example: Notice the bright blue legs, the bright turquoise body, and the orangeish-red abdomen.And don't forget this latest discovery by scientists: Just look at how the purplish-pink contrasts with the deep tones of dark indigo. And don't forget how fuzzy and cute it looks in this picture!The most attractive dog breeds seem to usually be bred and groomed to look the way they do by people, but many tarantulas do not need any such cosmetic pampering in order to look fascinating. Eh, it's ok. Tarantulas can be Collectible:You read that right: tarantulas can be collectible.Because of the small size of tarantulas, and the great, great variety of tarantulas out there, it is very easy to own more than one tarantula. In fact, in many videos of tarantula owners that you might find on youtube, keepers seem to like keeping more than one, developing their great big family of arachnids in the process.This is absolutely not true for dogs. Yes, you could collect various breeds of dogs, but the training would be incredibly difficult, handling multiple dogs would be incredibly difficult, and you might get slapped with some animal cruety fines if your house isn't a mansion big enough to hold them all. So, you'll have Bob the tarantula keeper peacefully taking care of his ten differently colored, exotic tarantulas, while Jerry the dog keeper will be having difficulty keeping the peace at all with his ten different dog breeds running amok through his house!I would argue that I have therefore proved the resolution, that "A Tarantula can make a Nicer Pet than a Dog", so therefore, the resolution stands.