this script should be made into a feature length film

this script, written in 2007 should not be made into a feature length film... Dorothy-Follow the yellow brick road… x4 Frodo-Yes Dorothy, I Get it now. you've repeated it for the past fifteen agonizing miles. "Follow the {YELLOW BRICK} Road!!!!! Dorothy-I'm sorry, You know I have short term memory loss, I need to say it to my self over and over and over and over and over and over (Frodo screams)… and over again just so that I can remember what I' doing... wait.…, what were we doing? Frodo-FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD YOU BLONDE!!!!! Dorothy-Yes it is my natural hair color Frodo-AGH!!!!! Blaine- As we join Dorothy gale with her little "friend", Trent- In their quest to seek the wizard of oz, Blaine- Commonly know as Both- The wizard of Oz Trent- from the classical playwright musical and movie of the 1950's Blaine- the wizard of Oz Trent- we introduce to you Blaine- our interpretation of Both- The wizard of Oz Dorothy-Frodo I don't think we're in The Shire anymore Frodo-Really I couldn't tell…Hey look a fork in the road Dorothy-Really like where. Oh not that kind of fork silly, it's a fork because there's one two three…….four yellow brick roads… wait so which one do we follow Frodo, Frodo, Frodo!!! (while Dorothy talks Frodo does headphone action/air guitar) Scarecrow-Well you could go that way Dorothy-Who was that? Scarecrow-Maybe that way? Or that way? And possibly that way. Dorothy-Are you okay? Scarecrow-Yah, don't touch me you…Blonde. Where you going? Dorothy-I don't know. Frodo-We're going to the wizard of Oz, don't ask her about it she has no idea. Scarecrow-Is she ever going to snap out of it? Frodo-Don't count on it. … Shoes. Dorothy-OMG, don't you just love them AHHH! I got them at Payless last week with BOGO discount and also got some new pretty pink pumps… Frodo-Let's leave her and see if she notices. Scarecrow-I'm right behind ya. Dorothy-Wait up my BFF'S (harmonica motion, tone, sing song) Dorothy-I'm kind of in a fructactulous mood, let's lets, let's. hey look! Coconut trees!!! Frodo-It's called a palm tree Scarecrow-I wish I was as smart as you….. I don't have a brain….. maybe the wizard…. ahh never mind. I'm screwed…. smiles stupidly Dorothy-frodo, will you grab one from me? Frodo-Dorothy, I'm two feet tall…. Dorothy-ya? Frodo-scarecrow, will you get one please. scarecrow-sure. (Grabs for one) Tree-Hey! those are Mine!!! How would you like it if somebody just came and randomly decided to grab your coconuts? huh? Dorothy-he he he he… he said coconuts… he he he Frodo-You said coconuts too…. Dorothy-ha ha, you said coconuts too. he he he Tree-I'll give you three seconds to get this idiot away from me… Dorothy-laughs, giggles, etc… Tree-That's it. throws coconuts at scarecrow. Scarecrow-Ow ow ow ahh oh the pain, agh Dorothy goes for coconuts runs into tin man Dorothy-Blank stare……….. look! A man made out of tin!!! Tin Man-Oil Can! Oil Can! Dorothy-What? Tin Man-OIL CAN! you blonde Dorothy-OH oil can. Oh well… (Witch appears) Witch-(coughs) I have to get that fog machine fixed. Everyone-Ahh it's the witch Dorothy-Who? Witch-It's me, I'll get you my precious and your little hobbit too Frodo-How does it know Witch-(Cackles) leaves the scene Scarecrow-that was pretty much pointless Dorothy-Oh well. (Tone, harmonica, too low too high just right) Dorothy-Hey guys this forest is so utterly terrifying and opaque… it makes me so… what's the word, oh yah scared. scarecrow-Yah, in this forest I hear there are.. terrible running ducks, horrible flying monkeys and yaks Dorothy-my oh #Everyone-running ducks, flying monkeys, and yaks Dorothy-my oh#X3 @Lion-(roars) Frodo-(feetle position)@ X5 Dorothy-(screams after done) It's a lion (hit lion) Lion-Ow Ow What is your problem Blonde Dorothy-Why does everybody keep commenting on my hair… anyway say sorry you, you, you… Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road Frodo-are you kidding Lion-So, where are you guys… Scarecrow-Don't! Lion-Going? Dorothy-I don't know. Frodo-three strikes your out we're leaving her. Dorothy-eww baseball! (walks off) Frodo-agh (Harmonica, Jeopardy, realizes, Tone) off to see that one guy Trent-After they exited the forest, they started to frolic through the flowers which the pollen was sniffed and they were immediately put to sleep by the scent And yes the witch did come to save them not the freaky one in the forest but the really nice one with a pretty pink dress and some go- go boots that lives her poor pathetic life tending to baby sized adults who sing like Michael Jackson in his prime. Dorothy-Oh my gosh! look guys!! it's so pretty scarecrow-Let's ring the bell!!! Both make loud dinging noises Dorothy-Ding ding ding ding!!! What? blank stare from frodo Guard-Eh Hello??? what are you here for? frodo-Not again… dorothy-uhhh I don't know…? Frodo-We need to see the wizard… I uhh have something for him. Guard-Certainly mate!!!! I'll take ya to see ‘im right away Wizard-Welcome! state your business Frodo-I've brought you this!!! the ring of power!!!! wizard-well if this midget has a reason… why are you four here? both-I don't know?