TROLL DEBATE: Person with Most random "argument" wins

Gaydies and Lentilmen, I hereby present to you woman logic: That is why feminists are correct. Men are all gay, even raindbowdash is: I love furries don't you? Heck why aren't bees and flowers allowed to just mate? We know they want to: I mean, seriously, let's face it RainbowDash is the dumbest lesbian on television ever...It makes me sick to even think about him/her/whatever that filthy pegasus pony half-breed trash is: Okay, okay I'm sorry hilbillosopher Plato has words of widom for me: That's true, I mean most animals have rights too but drogs totally stole some from fogs: They get away with it by putting the rights onto their left. Sneaky wankphibians!Look at that finger sign too! Don't you ever wonder why the hell licking between your fingers is considered a symbol of pu**y-licking?!It's like when rock n' roll called itself rock n' roll. What the f*ck is the roll for? It is rock n' troll?Like look at this famous celebrity talking about rock n' roll: Wait... That totally answers my question... Wait what was my question?...Oh yeah: That's me in my previous life.It's like rainbowdash and fluttershy from before... Like what the f**k were the producers of MLP thinking when they didn't ship the lesbian with the blatantly hottest bisexual on the show (bananajack): I mean literally these noobs probably used Mac and were all like: Yeah... see what I did? That's a computer screen in your computer screen and if you're using a Macbook Pro then that's some next lvl sh*t... Like look at the ship it's titanic, yo and a ship was also use din shutter island and guess who starred in all those movies?... No one because wolf of wall street was so smart he rewrote the history and became the lawyer of thos esuing him... Wait what? Like seriously this makes me wonder is there any justice in this world but then I realize that the media always bashes on junk food when they can't help how evil they are: Hey that looks like that anarchist douchebag what was his name?... Oh yeah anRchy means we'd allow bestiality, sometimes I like to fist my b*tch, she enjoys it up that a**, pu**y and sometimes, just sometimes... Raindbowdash woudl totally rape her. Like I think she rapes pinkiepie and fluttershy just becaus eshe know they won't tell and when they had tro decribe her in one word this happened: Wait what?No this happened: And then rainbowdash went all fruit loops batsh*t so we had to call in Dexter: Wait not that piece of sh*t stop glitching my computer you terrorist... Other Dexter doesn't like terrorists: Hey don't you think Leonardo Dicaprio would have made a good Dexter? I mean he has the narcissism sorted: JK, he's look so ugly with wings Hahahah you know what i find funny? Dexter is spelt with a D and D is right next to S someone could accidentally search 'sexter online free' when trying to illegally stream it online and then what they end up finding is some one like this: But like the other way around and much older... Like why would women pretend to be men? they're already in such high demand. Well, apart from lesbians but they're stupid... Oh sh*t, sorry....Hey can you imagine if they had internet back when slaves were still being traded and someone opens up and email to their slave trade buddy having previously asked them if they should bring the slaves over or not?...Like this would have such different connotation: Actually it wouldn't if they were stupid and gay... Leave who alone? I bet you wouldn't say that when you realized I was talking about n*ggers... Stupid redneck. He was calling lesbians male the whole time anyway.In summery No wait, don't go...Do you think this chick is hot or not? hhh