WIFE vs HUSBAND ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its about time you made up your mind, your more wishy washy than the dishwasher which you don't know how to operate, there was suds all over the floor this morning, conditioner does not mean keep the dishes in good condition! *sighs* I should be used to this, I wash your clothes and have to tell you to take showers everyday, perhaps you didn't grow up doing this, so I wont fault you, but I hope you learn from your mistakes, or perhaps it wont matter because after we leave the Maury show who knows what the outcome will be, Clean up that dang mess and I will...Get the Kids Ready, .....Okay....this is it! the Moment of Truth! We are going to the Maury Show. Maury: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Show here we have Karmela and her husband, a strange and bizarre story, the husband is out back we will bring him out later Maury: So you think that the Kid may not be his? karmela: I know its not mine, I was raped by one of your staff Maury: That doesn't sound right, perhaps you were drinking Karmela: Maybe, bottom line it isn't his, or at least I don't think it is , the guy that raped me looked like him but maybe he had a twin near the bar he always goes to, it happened in an alley, or what looked like a hallway with doors on each side, one of them look like our bedroom, I'm not crazy! the doctor prescribed me meds but I know that I am a strong woman so I know I didn't have to take them, I had to be strong! I'm pregnant with a kid, but I'm not sure if it is even mine, but I know for darn sure this one is his! Maury: Not sure if it's yours?...What the Fu....Ahem....Its Okay karmela, I'm sure this was tough on you, I will have a doctor speak with you after the show, just a second. :::Maury stands up and talks to one of his staff on the side and whispers to him::: "This chick is fudged Up, she is hallucinating, the hell you bring someone like this on my show?" "But Maury, we have seen worse, remember that Siamese twin couple who cheated on each other with the amputee woman who exchanged her legs with cellulite infested Cankles for sexy stripper legs?" "Shut up, I run this show #*& get back to work." Maury: Sorry about that ladies and gentleman, I arranged an appointment to help this sweet young lady out, We have phenomenal staff they will be able to help her in any way they can alright, okay so where were we? karmela: You were going to call my husband out and we going to read the test results Maury: Yes, before we do that now, let me ask you whether he is the fathers or not your what will you do? Karmela: I been on drugs for years, I normally wouldn't be able to find a man, but I won the lottery recently so now finding a man shouldn't be a problem, but what I cant get back is my kids, I want the best for them honestly. Me and my husband been fighting, he got a job offer far from here and I don't want him to go. I do love him, but he is so stupid sometimes. In the end If the kid is not mine, I'm leaving him, if it is not his, I will stay. Resolution: I woke up in the hospital doctors looking at me funny, I don't remember what happen after Maury Called my husband into the show, I wish someone could fill in all the blanks. But I know I love him. I choose to stay with him. No matter where he is or what happens. I cant remember who was the man or woman in the relationship, but I.....hope his ex knows I love her too.