If the world ends in 2012 DDO should all hide in a safe bunker and have one giant legendary sex orgy

"Crap. I was really busy this weekend."So just because you were really busy (I assume having fun with a crack-whore behind a 7-11 after 3AM in an urban neighborhood) Thats enough for you to justify missing this round you had three days to write?Let me tell you something about debating on here. Debating on here is a lot like a crack whore because at first you think "Oh, i'll do this for a while and not get involved too much, it'll be fine" but as the months progress you try to leave DDO because you have a life to live, but you keep coming back over and over and over because you are drawn to DDO. Much like the crack whore we both know. Only thing is we are drawn to her, even though she mocks me, and mocks how small my sha-bang-a-bang is, but I keep coming back for more and more. Why? Because she's the only crack whore I can afford in this economy. F*cking Obama...... Making good quality cheap crack whores who are actually nice to people in short supply.......====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================This time I have 6,750 characters so now i can go into greater detail about this Safe bunker/haven that DDO will all be living in. Enjoy >:)There are 37,000 people on DDO, and if we take away all the noobs who debated once and left and all the multi accounters that leaves about 24,000. And also since most noobs and multiaccounters are guys, if you eliminate all these extra accounts that leaves the number of true DDO'ers who are male and female at exactly the same. How did I figure out that the number of males and females would be equal? Its an equation known as the IFMIU equation. What does IFMIU stand for?IF*ckingMadeItUpUsing this equation i found out that the number of guys and girls in the bunker would be approximately equal. I did not make up this equation though it was made by Dr Isby. What does Isby stand for?I'mStillBullsh*ttingYouSince I made my point, what would life be like in the doomsaday bunker? Well with 24,000 people places to live and sleep will be limited, so it is recommended that 2 people sleep to a bed which I think everyone will find acceptable. However by law nobody would be allowed to wear clothes while they sleep (to conserve water loss from laundry) So people who do sleep together will be sleeping together nude, which is acceptable to most DDO'ers who arent pansies...You wake up in the morning and you are allowed to wear one article of clothing (water conservation is our top priority) Here is the list of things that men can choose as their one article of clothing. - 1 - Cowboy boots - 2 - A Cowboy Hat - 3 - An Astronaut Helmet - 4 - An Electric Guitar - 5 - A Belt - 6 - A Leather Jacket - 7 - Socks - 8 - A thong - 9 - See-through underpants - 10 - Pom Poms - 11 - SunglassesOr for the bolder men out there they can go nakedNow the thing about this society is that women also have to wear only one article of clothing, but women's choices are a little more limited. Here is the list of things that women can only wear one of - 1 - Finger-paintThats it, women are only allowed to wear finger paint....Also by law a woman cannot put finger paint on herself, another woman has to paint her nude body for her. Also by law a woman can only remove the finger paint if another woman washes her off with a garden hose...... SlowlyAlso by law the woman painting the other woman cannot use her hands to paint the other woman. She may only use her a**, thighs, or mouth.Youre welcome DDO ;DOk so we have living arrangements and limits about clothing and proper etiquette about what to wear, is there a schedule for how to live in the DDO Bunker?1 PM = Wake up, yes people in DDO get to sleep in until 1pm....2 PM = Breakfast / Shower / Clothing3 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums4 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums5 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums6 PM = Debate / Mafia / Forums7 PM = Dinner8 PM = Daily Orgy9 PM = Orgy continues10 PM = Gatorade break11 PM = Orgy continues12 PM = Orgy ends, women cleanse themselves while guys watch in the stadium1 AM to 1PM = Sleep for 12 hoursNow this sounds great and all, but the weekends are where the real interesting stuff happens. On Saturdays all of DDO meets to discuss the creation of new laws for their society. The laws must be erotic and hot in some form and must help contribute to how DDO carries out that thing that happens from 9 PM to 12PM....... All day Saturday proposals will be made about what the next law will become, when one law is selected to be submitted to the elders who decide if it will become law or not the next day. On Sundays the elders debate all day about whether or not a law should become a law. While everyone waits for their decision DDO will have an orgy in the meantime. Here are the DDO eldersThaddeus (Sexiest person on DDO)Koopin (Voted Best lover on DDO)FREEDO (Deepest knowledge of Kinky-ness in all of DDO)Innomen (The one actual person who could run this thing)and me of course (The one who predicted such a society from forming)The 5 of us will determine which laws will be the hottest ones to implement on our society. Now that that's out of the way there is one last thing that will be discussed. The end day.Sooner or later society outside the bunker will die out, meaning that the day will come where the elders decide when it is time to leave the bunker and start living in the outside world. When it is decided by the elders that we can leave the bunker, the tradition of ORGY must be conducted. Orgy in this case is an Acronym that meansOnly RealGuysYa'heardThis is what happens, When the day comes to leave the bunker, all FEMALES determine which Men will be allowed to go outside and reproduce to carry on the human race. Only men who receive 50% approval will advance, so this is why you want to really participate in the orgies, because when Exodus Day comes your performance overall will be judged, and how good of a lover you are will determine whether or not you are allowed to advance to repopulate the Earth. Now hears what happens to those who dont advance. All men who fail to satisfy a majority of women will be forced to fight in the stadium to the death. Those who win 15 1v1 matches to the death will be allowed to move on in life. Those who win 20 will be allowed reproduction rights. Heres the thing though, Women will also determine which women will be able to move on also. All women only need 10% approval from other women to move on, so all the ugly guys and the really ugly girls will through gladiator fights be rooted out, leaving the hottest of each species to go on and repopulate the Earth. All men who get approved by women can then select their mates for the new world, but women must consent to it and may leave at any time. Once everyone gets a mate then the winners of the gladiator clash will be able to ask for permission from the remaining females. This is how we will determine which members of DDO will be able to move on and repopulate the Earth.....That is all====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================