If Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were in a brawl who would win I say the Bunny

Sorry about the forfeited round I was very busy. And the Bunny is very much alive thank you! Firstly I fell that my opponent Has not read my citations. "I think you mean grenades. :P Where are these "often associated" evidences linking them to the Easter bunny?" firstly you can find were I got this information. Secondly they are not grenades. Thirdly Santa and the Easter Bunny are both magic so figuring out how He would get his hands on these is not difficult. http://www.wisegeek.com... My opponent states that "the Easter Bunny is a motif of Eostre, a Goddess associated with life, rebirth and renewal - not, Apocalypse Now: rabbit edition." I will agree that Easter is associated with Eostre, and life and what not. But the Easter Bunny on the other hand originated in 16th Century Germany (the Germans are very "militant") so all this "grass loving hippie" stuff is irrelevant "Fat helps with the whole: haha you threw an egg, watch it bounce off me. See oh, Sumo wrestlers running into something." Yes I understand this but you yourself said that they will likely brake in your hand (which is just an attempt by my opponent to try to side step the truth that eggs can be thrown and will brake on CONTACT not in your hand) Also the sumo thing is irrelevant as well if you throw an egg at a sumo wrestler it will brake. "Because they are eggs, not glass or poison for a start. A broken egg is just yolk or chocolate. Smelly, yes, deadly not likely." Once again you must not have read my citations because if you would have you would have known that the eggs are filled with poison and glass. "Sure. It is also a rabbit. With paws." it is Mutagenic you said that your self and like I said before he would have grasping digits that work well enough to throw something even if he had paws. "Santa can do low runs because he sails over rooftops at high speed; so hitting the giant freak bunny is not difficult" Firstly roofs are stationary so a moving rabbit would be next to impossible to hit. Secondly the only time Santa flies low is to stop on roofs on take off so his speeds would have to be decreased tremendously (not enough speed to kill the Easter Bunny). "Yes, a mutant bunny that according to you has mutant bunny friends. We know how bunnies multiply, so it makes sense that your Mr Easter Bunny is to blame for the state of the populace." This statement is agreeing with the statement from the first round saying that" Bunnies outnumber Elves 7 to 1. "Santa runs into Bunny with the sleigh. Result: one dead mess. See train lines, trains, idiots who play chicken. Bunnies are not pagan, correct. Bunnies associated with Easter are however. Eostre is a symbol of fertility... rabbits... well you get the idea I hope." as I said before Easter is, The Easter Bunny is not so that has no relevancy. Also rabbits are moving. "You miss the point, Christmas elves existed far before the modern concept of your linked picture, and were still considered Christmas elves. Your linked picture is the deviation." The Bunny and Santa are fighting in modern times that is the modern Christmas elf and also one of your link agrees with me (I will get to that later). "You are the one who chose her side, don't blame me if your knowledge on the subject is lacking. Did you think the Easter Bunny was created by Cadbury?" no it was created in 16th century Germany it is you who does not Know the Facts Sir. http://www.theholidayspot.com... this link of yours agrees with the fact that elves are tiny and my posted picture is just like the ones you have on your link. It is also Known if you read up elves only make toys not play with them they are for the children not for them. And another thing the elves would to be busy to fight anyone they have to make toys for close to a billion kids they have no time to fight. I would like to encourage people to vote PRO! and I would like to also thank Puck for this debate. I would also like to Inform Everyone that there will be a funeral service held Kris Kringle (Santa Claus) on the 24th of December at the Northern Gospel Church At the North Pole. We wish the family well. Also this year there will be no Christmas. This Easter will be the Very Biggest Easter ever!