Resolved: DDO should have its own pope

In response to Imabench rigging the last election: “THOSE CHARGES WERE DROPPED DUE TO AN ILLEGAL SEARCH AND SEIZURE- er i mean, because they proved to be completely false. Yeah, thats the ticket” We have eyewitness accounts, don’t make me get Airmax to bring Jimmy in again. Jimmy will make you talk. You don’t want Jimmy to come in. Either way, this still doesn’t defeat the point that every election has been rigged for Airmax to win, whether it was Imabench or not isn’t entirely relevant. In response to questioning Airmax’s power: “Of course it can! The very fact that I havent been banned yet stands as a testament to the clam that you can mess with the rules and not face the banhammer on here.” Imabench, the very fact that you are part of the DDO Mafia, DDO Elite, and that you rig elections in favor of Airmax every year is enough explanation as to why you haven’t been banned from this site yet. In response to Airmax doing terrible things: “No that was MY presidential platform to kill all the Christians if my power were questioned when I ran for president...... Airmax never meant to kill, he only meant to maim or seriously injure. (He was quoting the great Dobby when he made that part of his platform) Besides, we can just strategically create the position of Pope when Airmax decides to not run for president again, whenever that may be.” Yeah, because being mutilated to near death is much better than death itself. Anyways, that’s a much better fear tactic than just flat out killing people. Airmax is president, was president, and always will be president. Forever. In response to Airmax dropping nukes: “I also think that when asked "What would happen if Ron Paul were president?", but thats not part of this discussion.” I have inside information that Airmax actually is Ron Paul. You can never tell who is who behind a computer screen. In response to Airmax setting up an annual Hunger Games: “Wait, I get to beat the living hell out of people I dont like on here with a warhammer or shoot them with with a bow and arrow? SIGN MY A** UP :D” I’m sorry, have you SEEN RyuuKyuzo?! And I’m pretty sure Maikaru is black! No, no nonononono you would not be the one doing the killing Imabench. In response to the Pope raping people: “no no no, Popes can only molest young children who arent old enough to know that the Pope cant really threaten to have Jesus kill their parents if the kid talks about what the Pope does to him..... Only the really stupid on here would be in danger of being molested, and lets face it those people kinda deserve it.” As you said, only the really stupid people will get raped. P1. Everyone here is stubborn, hard-headed, and glued to their own opinion. P2. Everyone thinks that anything that isn’t their own opinion is stupid. P3. Every position on every subject has been taken, formulating every single possible opinion on anything. P4. To an every individual, a different individual is stupid. C1. Everyone is stupid. C2. Everyone will be raped. In response to the forums being the same with the Pope: “Except his gibberish would have more weight behind them since come on, hes the Pope for f*cks sake” People don’t respect the President for being the President. They respect the President for being a good man and leader. Same goes with the Pope. Since every opinion is stupid to another person the Pope is therefore stupid, and he will therefore not be respected and the forums will be the same yelling of gibberish. This also means the Pope rapes himself. In response to people being butthurt over the Pope: “And more butthurt = more stupid = better Weekly Stupid material” Give them a break, they are literally going to be butthurt enough after all that rape. CONCLUSION My opponent basically dropped all arguments that had to do with Airmax basically decimating everything. Anything he did bring up I successfully refuted. I also showed that even if the Pope did become a thing nothing would get solved and people would still be raped.