Satan is a woman.

Now about his arguments. .. Satan is commonly known as a maleWell for starters, I agree. .. If a red imp confronted me, I'd probably start learning to Fiddle real quick. .. Ain't no Devil dude getting my soul without a fight (quite logically fought with fiddles). a) . http://www.metrolyrics.com...Satan was fighting for women's rights"Wrong! My opponent thinks that just because God is a male, that anyone rising against Him would do so for the cause of feminism? No. The Bible even states that God created male and females equal! " Well, no. The first sin of Old Lucy doesn't determine every sin afterwards. Believe me, ever time I wank millions of babies to death at night. .. by myself. .. all alone. .. *cries*. .. . .. . .. I am most certainly not doing it in the name of woman! .. . *cries*. .. Ok, while I may not masturbate (not to be confuse with hosting a Master Debate, (that also not being confused with the thing you say when your parents ask why you have the Laptop in the bathroom and you're on DDO. .. )) I do sin quite often, and it's not often for Women's Rights. Just because not every sin is about Women's Right does not mean Lucy's first sin wasn't about it. That, and I didn't say Women's Rights. .. I said female supremacy. .. Quite different. "The more likely case is, Satan having fallen into sin, that the devil himself was homosexual. Think about it. .. . "I shall discuss this in a later argument. Women are more convincing. "If a woman is asked by an attractive woman to hang out, and an attractive male, she's more likely to go with the male. (Unless of course. .. eh. .. nevermind. .. ) AND we all know that homosexual males appeal to females. Women want what they can't have. .. that's a fact. "Early on, Old Lucy only needed to control men. By controlling the husband, you controlled the wife, and therefore controlled both. The logically choice for controlling the men is to be either a woman, or money. I'd gladly take both. .. *cries again*. .. a) . http://weknowmemes.com...Now that's not the case anymore. Sadly things have changed. .. Um, I mean, fortunately things have changed and women have rights now. It'd only be logical for Old Lucy to stay a women. .. Now instead of using men to control women, she can use women to control men. And even if you're a guy and don't roll that way. .. well. .. you'll roll whichever way the women roll. All he's gotta do is get the women. So. .. a homosexual male is the obvious choice. Homosexual men and Woman's Right Activists are both viable options. I'd say a women could play a pretty good Homosexual after 10,000 years of practice. Historically, women cause problemsA whole nation tried taking down Simpson. .. Armies of 10's of thousands of men. .. And it was a woman that defeated him. .. Further backing my prior statement about controlling men back then. It was also a woman that called for the beheading of Saint John. .. Again, further backing it. Lucy isn't really out doing a lot of work. .. Really more of a monthly occurrence. But when she has her monthly cycle, people do the bleeding for her. .. No one expects Satan to be a girl"Disregarding the fact that my opponent himself just stated he thinks Satan is a girl. .. . "My name might be No One. .. You don't know that. .. . No Donald. Keller One. .. It's a legit name. .. . Maybe my parents last name was One, and they thought it'd be funny. .. At least it's not North West. .. "The same logic applies with Satan being a dude. Just cause people know he's a dude, doesn't mean they ignore all dudes. If your best bro wants to chill with you, you're not gonna deny him on the grounds that he might be the devil. " I don't know about that. .. My best bro is pretty scary. But you know, if my best bro said "lets do something evil and bad," I'd say "Nah, man. . I'm lazy. Let's play Halo. " But if my female friend said "Bro, lets do something evil and bad," I'd be like "*blank. .. * Holy sh! t! !! ! How'd this gun end up in my hand, and why is Mitt Romney dead! "I'd look over and see her chuckle evilly with little breaths of fire coming out of her month. .. And a face that looks terribly like my Mother's. .. Maybe I should see someone about this. .. I think there may be something wrong with my imagination. .. OBAMA, the anti-christ himself (as my opponent admitted) is a man! Obama's different. .. Obama is the Anti-Christ. .. Son of Satan. Like God, Satan used a couple to give birth to her child for her. I've also effectively rebutted how feminism isn't a sin anyways, and how God isn't oppressive to women. I'm not oppressive to women. .. Ok ok, didn't example. .My best friend's not oppressive to women, and they still think he is. You know why? Because he's a guy. God isn't oppressive, but like any Feminazi, Lucy thought he was. It was probably that time of month. .. Lucy had her period and 1/3rd of all angels fell from heaven. .. Typical. Think about it. .. if the Bible refers to him as a he. .. and he was in an all male army. .. and what I've said above is true (and even if it's not. .. but it is. .. ), then Satan is merely a shape shifting, gender0bending, homosexual man! He can appear and change to any which way he likes. Actually. .. It wasn't all male. It was Sexless. .. Not male or female. They are literally an army of Its. a). http://www.beliefnet.com...But as modern society says now-a-days, it's possible to be a girl, but trapped in a man's body. While I don't think that's real, it doesn't stop them from thinking it. Like many people now-a-days, Lucy thought she was a girl trapped in an. .. um. .. It's body. .. And as such, felt oppressed by a male God, even though she. .. It. .. wasn't. Now when Old Lucy was kicked from heaven, It chose the gender it truly was inside. .. Female. And to this day, Adam Sandler's mother, Mama Boucher, has been trying to warn us, God bless her soul. .. "Because little girls are the devil! " - Mama Boucher. Being a shape shifter doesn't mean Lucy doesn't have a default shape, and after coming to Earth, Old Lucy pick the shape that best fit who she truly was. .. Female. I rest my case again.