Resolved: North Korea and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with already

1) Jealousy"this reason is not a sound reason for South Korea to get back together with North Korea OR for them to have sex"Thats just a blatant opinion and you know it. When Stans dad was obsessed with cooking which caused his marriage to fall apart, the entire thing was fixed simply by his wife giving him a hand job. Sexual favors repair the deepest wounds and are the best solutions to issues between lovers, which is why North and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with. "As North Korea and South Korea spend almost every waking moment in each other's presence, it would be impossible for them to simply have sex and not face negative interpersonal relations."Oh come on that is such a lie. Me and my right hand have sexual relations all the time and we have NEVER faced any kind of interpersonal relation problems.... The same can be said for the two korea's because North Korea is a tool, much like a right hand. 2) Need each other but don't belong together"However, if they spend the time together, go on a few dates, and talk out their problems before sex, they will have much better relations with each other"Whose giving you this info, your mom??? Talking out problems before sex NEVER leads to better relations!Any man who has ever heard his woman say "We need to talk" knows exactly why the two korea's talking about their problems before having sex will most certainly NOT lead to better relations. http://www.urbandictionary.com...http://www.dailymail.co.uk..."As South Korea will get to make North Korea realize her controlling attitude, she will work her hardest to get rid of her problem"But we dont know that because North Korea IS A PSYCOBITCH. For f*cks sake she resorted to cutting her wrists after her life went to hell, you think shes going to change herself just for South Korea? The evidence suggests that is not the case3) Theyre old enough for sex"They currently have a maturity level equivalent to that of 13-year-olds"England f*cked the US when the US was like 2 but nobody had a problem with it because its normal for that to happen. http://en.wikipedia.org..."They may think that they want sex, however, neither side would be willing to make a move"Both nations have been talking dirty to each other for years now, I am sure they are ready to make a move since they are so open to the idea, and to claim that they arent is just an opinion!4) Inexperience"If she wanted sex, she could have gotten it"No matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of her sh*t, that person is South Korea. Besides, the only way to get experienced at sex is to START DOING IT since practice makes perfect... Or babies if you dont use protection5) Barriers"His only option (if he wants to be with her) is romance."But South Korea isnt trying to get into a relationship, HES JUST TRYING TO GET LAID. There is no romance involved in any One-Night-Stands and you certainly dont need any when it comes to what North and South Korea needs to do to each other. "They are best when they are together and can't stop thinking of each other."Opinion"Marriage is not a requirement of a teenage relationship."Which is why they shouldnt get married!"Their close proximity would mess with their relationship after sex"Opinion"They are emotionally unready."Opinion"If North Korea wanted sex, she could have gotten it a LONG time ago."Covered that already "North Korea's body rocks." Not disputing thatThe point is that North and South Korea cannot be in any type of marriage since they are so opposite, but they still need to stop this crap and just do what it is they want to do, HAVE SEX ALREADY. Sex fixes all kinds of problems and sex is one of the reasons why some couples even stay with their spouses in the first place! Sex is the only thing that will fix their issues, not anything else.