All women should be given free large breast enhancements by the government

" "The government" means "the person who on DDO is called Imabench". Actually he rules the world and so it's pretty clear he'd be the one performing the breat enhancement operations."Normally I would but the debate here is over BREAST enhancements, not BREAT enhancements, so I would be forcing the US government into funding all of these breast enhancements for women rather than do it myself..... Also how did you find out that I control the world? I should have terminated Geo when I had the chance.....(Thank you strategic spelling error ;D)"all nightclubs are equal-oppertunities"Normally I would have protested this but nightclubs are still allowed to not be equal-OPPORTUNITIES employers. I dont know what the f*ck an equal-"oppertunities" employer is, nor do I care since it no longer matters (Too easy.....)" I look forward to remembering this day as the day I actually defeated Captain Jack Sparrow!"OK NOW ITS PERSONAL. Reasons why women should get huge breast enhancements (to the point where everyone has Double D's)1) They are so arousing to look at. I mean they are just so bouncy and juggly and plump when people walk2) All girls who get them would go up two points on the hotness scale (which goes from 1 to 10)3) Giving a Woman CPR would be SO MUCH MORE FUN4) If you dont succeed at it, well the body is still fresh you might as well go to town on it. 5) In crowded elevators your experience of being pressed up against a woman becomes more enjoyable6) You become more satisfied when you imagine how women would shower as they play with foam all over their breasts and sigh deeply as they explore their sexuality. 7) Going bra shopping with your girlfriend would become a LOT more rewarding. 8) Every woman would meet all the qualifications to become a stripper if their careers dont work out9) Woman could finally be paid just as much as men if they wear "curve fitting attire"10) It would increase tourism to the US as millions of people come to gape at the large breasted women of the USA11) Illegal immigrants would file to become citizens in order to get their upgrades12) All TV reporters would become instantly hot13) Music Videos with women in the background would be way more fun to watch then listen to14) Going to the beach (nude beach or not) becomes a lot more fun15) If your a guy your prom date will automatically become WAAAAAY hotter16) That girl who is kinda weird who stalks you becomes a lot better looking too17) Watching women work out by jogging and doing jumping jacks becomes a televised event18) Watching your hot neighbor who is a year older than you undress becomes a lot more awesome19) Girls can take a quick nap by using their own boobs as pillows....20) Wet T shirt contests would be so close to call that all men would have to closely, closely, closely inspect all the entrants.....21) College Sorority car washes.......... That is all I have to say22) Game shows with female helpers become more enjoyable to watch23) Women catfights......... Also all I have to say24) Selena Gomez........... Words do not exist to describe how hot she would become because of how hot she is already25) LDF...... Same as above26) People will finally start to take Jennifer Lopez seriouslyList of movies that would be SOOOOOOO much better if everyone had Double D's27) Mean girls28) Suckerpunch29) Good luck Chuck30) The Love Guru31) Legally Blonde 32) Legally Blonde 233) Legally Blonde again34) Any movie starring Reese Witherspoon35) The Mask36) Charlie's Angels37) Titanic (Imagine Kate Winslet naked in 3D With Double D's....)38) The last Harry Potter film (Emma Watson got hot)39) Any film with Megan Fox40) Twilight (Kristen Stewart's Rack would be the only watchable thing in the whole movie)41) Mr and Mrs Smith (Angelina Jolie is already pretty hot, but Double D's would make her stunning)42) Ghost Rider (Eva Mendes)43) Any movie with Anne HathawayAnd the movie that would be most improved from an actress with huge boobs........44) Black Swan starring both Mila Kunis and Natalie PortmanOther reasons why this is a good idea45) Female nurses would become a lot hotter46) Female Flight attendants would become a lot hotter47) Female secretaries would become a lot hotter48) Female cheerleaders would become a lot hotter49) Female athletes would become a lot hotter50) Female waitresses would become a lot hotter (even Hooters)I will end at 50, I now will allow for the Con to make his own arguments.