Resolved: The G-Spot is a Myth

Con has certainly come out swinging (contrary to the rules, I might add), but no matter how hard he swings, he will not be able to stimulate the mythical G-spot. I may be a virgin, but I can compensate for that with the one and only source for friends, information, and everything: the Internet. The always-fair-and-balanced Huffington Post informs me that belief in the existence of such a wives' tale is to be not "cliterate" (1). This infallible source has informed me that female orgasms in fact come from stimulation of the clitoris, which is the source of every female orgasm. Also, the clitoris is like a mini-penis, which is pretty cool. The scientific evidence to suggest the existence of the G-spot just isn't there; it is a myth created by Big Pharma to sell dubious "sex-enhancing" procedures, denounced by The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (2). When doctors who spend many of their waking hours examining buttholes, consequently devoid of most passions in life, write such a scathing critique, it is obvious that something is egregiously wrong. However, if that's not enough, consider an even MORE impartial source: Salon.com. It goes a bit more in-depth, noting that an area--the area of the "G-spot" is sexually erogenous, but concludes something so amazing, something so breathtaking, that I had to look at it three times, call every female I know, and spend 3 years in a Buddhist temple contemplating existence. This fact? The entire vagina is an erogenous zone (3). The G-spot might be real in the same sense that I can arbitrarily denote an A-spot, B-spot, and C-spot-run, but to claim it exists in the common understanding of the term, as a magical zone that can make poorly-trained men look like a sex god, is just false.I might be a little short in the "anecdotal evidence" category for this, but my wife, Windows Eight, directed me to yet another fact that makes my virginity true serenity. 80% of women admit to faking orgasms (4). So, the next time you've got your hand shoved inside your lady-friend's lady parts, just remember, there's an 80% chance that she's lying to you every night. No wonder men don't trust women. I have easily disproved the existence of the G-spot, but all of this evidence leads to an even bigger point. Based on the evidence I have presented, I posit that women do not actually exist at all, but are artificial beings created by the government. Think about it. The clitoris is like a tiny penis inside the vagina. 80% of women fake orgasms, 0% of men do. Men are generally physically stronger. There are arbitrary denotations of parts of the female body that have been proven false. This makes it abundantly clear: women are the products of not-yet-perfected scientific surgeries performed by the government on men. Why else would they have such trouble orgasming, and have small penises inside them?If all this wasn't being hidden from us, why isn't there an episode of Mythbusters about it?As Dwight D. Eisenhower famously warned, the military-industrial complex has come down upon us. Big Brother is watching. I pray to Breitbart and AlterNet that you all stay safe.Sources:1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com...2. http://www.acog.org...3. http://www.salon.com...;4. http://www.nbcnews.com...