The Internet can help you survive a Tornado.

Introduction to R2So we come to the close of this debate, where I have definitely won.-KingDebater, winner.The debate bitCon's case is actually self-refuting.P1) If Con is correct, Con is wrong.P2) If Con is not correct, Pro is correctC) Pro is correct.This should be a given, but I will give an argument supporting the fact that I'm 100% correct and there's no questioning that.JustificationP1 - Con said he is not a credible source of information.P2 - This is a given. If Con isn't correct, then I am because he is claiming positively that the only thing that can help you during a tornado is the film 'sharknado'.C - This is obvious. Con's "rebuttals"1. Con doesn't refute this argument, he just gives his lame old stupid dumb opinion, which is that Knitted_Trumper's brain doesn't appear to be a credible source.2. That wasn't due to his death, that was because the moderators on DDO are biased. Con just makes that illogical dumb stupid lame baseless assumption.3. a. CreateDebate may be the lamest thing on the internet ever, but it can still help you in the event of a tornado just as DDO and every other site can, including this little ditty of a site page: [https://isitchristmas.com...]. This web page helps you because it alerts you of the fact that clutching aimlessly in the hope that you'll grab a christmas tree is probably futile.b. Qopel does actually give a good answer. He says you need to understand the burden of proof and you do because if you don't understand something basic such as the big burden of popular proof, how are you supposed to understand something complicated such as how to survive a tornado?4. a. This is another of Con's dumb baseless not-well-thought-out assertions. If you don't understand something basic such as spelling, how are you supposed to understand something complicated such as how to survive a tornado?b. They wouldn't, because all facebook users are clever, logical, sophisticated, and intellectual intellectuals who would be as pleased as could be with a loyal user pointing out a slimy spelling mistake, no matter what the scenario!5. They must be a bird, but obviously they must be some kind of super-sophisticated bird of a superior species because they can fly AND type on a keyboard correctly (in English), which means they are better than humans and so a good source of information.6. Unlike all the more popular children on this site, Con doesn't spend all his time logged into myspace and so doesn't understand how it works. Viewing replies is a whole other funny function! All those in the minority, go and achieve a myspace account!7. a. But I would buy a tornado, wouldn't you? It would be rather funny if 'twas shipped in a jar, as then there'd be the possibility that in the future, one could open the jar and accuse another human of trumping! Oh, what joy!b. There is, everyone wants to buy a tornado for reasons I have just described!c. The feedback would certainly be 100% positive, as it would be a waste of the occassion to not say "Your tornado blew me away!".8. Unlike us normals, Con does not check his electronic internet text mails every two seconds so he doesn't understand that he's completely wrong. Everyone is always logged onto their e-mail!Thank you.Sites that will help you survive in the event of a tornadohttp://uk.answers.yahoo.com...http://www.debate.org...http://www.createdebate.com...http://www.facebook.com...http://www.twitter.com...http://www.myspace.com...http://www.ebay.co.uk...https://isitchristmas.com...