16kadams Tourney: Newt Gingrich's Moonbase Idea Will Happen

" I have to ask my opponent how on earth he can't be a bench even though he both claims he is a bench and is called bench. "My last name in real life is bench, so im technically a bench even though im 100% human, Newt Gingrich's name is Newt but he is 100% hot gas. That being said Newt Gingrich isnt a Newt insect, he is just a fathead"Mr. Bench disagrees for the fact that people live in Cleveland and Los Angelas. However do they like living there? "Yes people like living in LA, gay guys live there all the time! . http://blogs.laweekly.com... "(Berenice Abbott), and does she look happy? She looks freaking depressed! ! "The reason she is depressed in that picture is because she just heard that Rebecca Black thinks shes a good singer and plans on making mroe music (Who WOULDNT be depressed? )"the microwaves that bounce back from the moon onto earth. "The microwaves wouldnt affect people on Earth because the Earth has a nice protective layer of CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere to defend us from such a thing. "The laws of gravity state that if planet 1 goes and makes friends with planet 2, planet 3 will burn planet 2's house down. "The Suns house is already burnt down though, its the sun its f*cking hot. This law of gravitation can be demonstrated with the following equationActually it can be summarized by this equation, its pretty easy and straight forward "No no"Yes yes"My opponent claims that Hitler never existed, however he cites FREEDO as the source. FREEDO is part of the ilumanati as you can see by his profile. He is just doing what he does best, spreading propaganda for fnord. " So just because hes from the illuminati that means hes not credible? I CALL RACISM" The earth is a testicle thus the earth is round. "Agreed"All Hitler needs to do is point this out and Bin Laden will be all fine with it. "But Hitler doesnt speak Arabic and Osama doesnt speak German so you'll end up with two evil people talking to each other in very angry languages"Her. .. dur, I am Chuck Norris dude. See my profile says so. "If you were chuck norris you wouldnt hide your identity, therefore you are not Chuck Norris and he will soon beat your a** for pretending to be him "They agreed to cook the moon because of the secret base the illumati already have there! "Con forfeits that the technology exists to make a moonbase"For the sake of clarity I would just like to re-affirm my opponents sexiness, and that the magnitude of it is far to over-whelming for I to refute his sensual contention. "We both agree Newt will have a second term"So my opponent has proved cookies, however there is still one MAJOR question to be posed. Are they chocolate chip or oreo? "There are three kinds. Chocolate Chip, Oreo, and both, so everyone is happy. Also I will bring a batch of SPECIAL BROWNIES for anyone who wants them"So yeah point made. Newt would way rather bang earth than the moon. "It appears that the Con is focused primarily on arguing that Newt is not committed to building a moonbase by arguing that Earth is hotter than the moon. So I will argue from a different angle over this matter. Think of it this way, if a moonbase does exist then people would be able to not have to live on the same planet as Barack Obama, Justin Bieber, or Anyone from Jersey ShoreOn another note, if a moonbase exists then Newt wont have to live on the same planet as all of his ex wives. Also, The Con said that the Earth is a testicle, this means that if Newt Gingrich banged the Earth that would make him gay since the Earth is a testicle. This would never happen though because by laws of "no sh*t" all republicans are raised to fear and hate gay people (According to Bill Maher) meaning Newt wont bang the Earth because that would make him gaySo now you can see that millions of people would be interested in making a moonbaseAllow me to recap my arguments1) Newt Gingrich will get a second term (conceded by the con due to my sexiness)2) The technology to build a moonbase exists (con conceded that the illuminati are already there meanign the technoloy does exist3) People would be interested in making a moonbase to get away from all the idiots on Earth, including any ex-wives Newt Gingrich hasThe Con ends the round by saying if you dont vote for him then the picture of Sarah Palin shown above will rape you in the middle of the night. So I will end this round by saying, If you dont vote for me I will stop debating funny debates. .. ..