Satan is a woman.

Now for mine. P1: Satan is commonly known as maleConcession! Kind of. .. Actually I'm not so sure. .. But he didn't argue. .. so, I win. Right? P2: Satan was fighting for women's rightsMy opponent kinda beat around the bush again. I'm still waiting for an argument. Oh, and for all you voters out there, the Bible says nothing about female supremacy being a sin either. [1]P3: Women are more convincing"Man is the head of the family; woman the neck that turns the head. "[2] - Probably Helen of TroyThis quote could not be more accurate! I think my opponent is agreeing with me here. .. . I don't understand. I've already established how Satan is a homosexual male that can appear to be a female. He can woo both males and females, or he can just woo the females, who then woo the males. Lots of wooing. Woo. The point is, it makes more sense with my explanation. Also, my opponent is clearly a deeply emotionally disturbed person, and has revealed more of his personal life than I, or you, would ever wish to know. .. Clearly he is not thinking in his right mind. With his fragile emotional state in mind, I'd suggest all voters only give me 6 points. .. and leave S/G untouched. That way, he'll still hold onto a glimmer of hope. See? I'm a good person. Also. .. this is my opponent's response to my brilliant theory? That a woman could play a homosexual after 10,000 years. .. But that still leaves questions unanswered, like "Why did he rebel in the first place? " or "Why would he need to act like a homosexual male now if being a woman was as effective as my opponent tried to argue? ". Plus, if he started as a homosexual male, I think we all know that he wouldn't need any practice to play a woman. P4: Women are problem makers (according to Pro)My opponent makes one statement about a woman who took down one dude, and we're supposed to believe that women are to blame for all problems in the world? I think women are wonderful creatures who, while they can kick some major posterior, are generally well-meaning. (I'm also hoping for a <50% women voter turnout! )A woman called for the killing of one man. .. so now we have women's kill count up to two. .. (I mean. .. I know this is better than my opponent's average COD kill count[3], but it's not something to call people Satan over. .. )Aaaaaaaaand my opponent made a period joke. .. . and another. Vicious cycle, indeed. P5: No one expects Satan to be a girlThere's a lot of hypothetical statements here. .. and my opponent still isn't making his case for the devil being a woman. Even if he was referring to himself, then he would just be countering his first argument because it would be counter-productive for Satan to be a woman! Also, my opponent is beginning to sound like an extreme case of what we like to call a "whipped male". The definition of a whipped male is as follows-"A sorry excuse for a member of the male species. It tends to be found in the friend zone, licking the soles of attractive females' shoes. It is well known that such a male will do anything for any smidgeon of approval from a female. "[4]While I'm not trying to make any sort of ad hominem attack on my opponent, he is merely demonstrating a lot of symptoms that would suggest he is of the "whipped male" variety. These males can not be trusted. And NOW my opponent is saying that Lucifer felt oppressed cause she was a female under a male God. But then she was genderless. However, she still rebelled anyways and chose to be female (and is female, despite being able to switch at any time). No. .. my opponent is scrambling here. Take note. This is what a desperate debater looks like. I will put it out of its misery. C1: My case is no trade-backsies. You see, after making my only point for me as Con, my opponent tried to recant everything he said in his first argument. [5]However, my case still stands. It is far more resonable to believe that the Bible meant "he" when saying "he". Hommosexuality is a sin. Feminism is not a sin. Satan can shapeshift anyways, so being female naturally serves no actual purpose. A homosexual male would be far more effective. My opponent is emotionally scarred, and is trying to blame women for it. (Poor thing. )So, for all the reasons I've shown, it is safe to conclude that Satan is not a woman. He's a gay dude. Thank you. [1] Nowhere! It's not in the Bible, like I said. Pay attention. [2] . http://coolquotescollection.com...[3] . http://theosophical.files.wordpress.com...[4] You know it's true. [5] . http://www.debate.org...To my opponent: Thank you for a fantastic round. I hope to debate/talk to you soon. You're a very funny man. :) I had a lot of fun.