HAVING ONE TESTICLE IS BETTER THAN HAVING THREE TESTICLES!!!!! (Oh yes I did)

1) More space in your underwear. The Con ignores this issue and instead focuses on how if you whip out your abnormal testicles in public that women would come running. Only problem with that though is that whipping out any part of your junk to try to get women is completely illegal (unless your Brett Favre)Point is, you cant take women out if society says you cant whip it out. 2) Easier to ride a horseThe Con says you can avoid this by buying a saddle. .. .. .. fair enough, but what about other siuations where men have to ride things? Bikes do a number on your nutsPogo sticks could be badSkateboard accidents can threaten your junkRiding motorcycles can do a number on your below-the-belt buddies There are many things you can ride that do a number on your testicles, in any case having one can be better than having three for the cause of less pain. 3) Smaller target for angry women"Don't tell a girl about which porn star she reminds you of"THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY I HAVE A RIGHT TO WALK UP TO ANY GIRL ON THE STREET AND ELABORATE ON WHICH PORN STAR THEY REMIND ME OF AND WHICH SEX POSITION I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH THEM PERFORM. Nonetheless, Con cannot deny that 1 testicle is a smaller target to hit then having three. 4) Its easier to explain to women"My opponent says once you start getting jiggy with the jig-a-ling, it'll be easier to explain why you only have one testicle than three, and this is probably true"BAM, concession. 5) Support groups" "support group for men with two heads" and it got over 200 million search results"MEN WITH TWO HEADS IS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM, JUST ASK THIS GUY. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ============================================================================1) Corrective surgery"C'mon fellas, we all know the real deal is better than silicon. We want to be able to play with real boobage, so why should we expect the women to feel any different about our testis? "Silicon Boobs arent meant for touching and playing with, theyre made for LOOKING, LIKE BALLS. 2) More Sex"My opponent says the high gas prices will stop people from trying to experience the greatest sex of their lives, but clearly my opponent underestimates the power of lust"Maybe you havent seen gas prices lately. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . .. .. .. .. . .. .. .. I dont think lust outweighs gas prices. .. .. B) FertilityOne testicle is better than three because its easier to explain to women to GET LAID, NOT REPRODUCE. Having thee testicles is not better for sperm count and heres why. .. .. .Imagine if ince in a while a sperm comes along, but its a really really really evil sperm. Lets call it a "Kony" Sperm, imagine now that you have three testicles how many more "Kony" sperm will be produced. Three testicles = more evil spermOne Testicle = less evil spermC) Wet DreamsMore testicles do lead to mroe wet dreams, but consider how horny you will get about ANYTHING. - You had a dream and you saw a Squirrel? BOOM EJACULATION - You had a dream where you touched a warm rock? BOOM LIFTOFF - You had a dream about an 80 year old Nun? RELEASE THE KRACKEN - You had a dream about your own brother? NOW YOUR SWIMMING IN SPERM - You had a dream about Lou Dobbs talking about illegal immigration to Larry King who for once decided to not wear suspenders but your distracted by the ticker at the bottom about how apparently Obama Bitch slapped Newt Gingrich and you want to watch that, and as your watching the TV in your dream you point the remote to change the channel but you drop the remote and you go to pick it up but then suddenly that crazy white girl from "The Grudge" is staring at you.