Resolved: While debating, my opponent cannot lose The Game.

Hello and thanks for starting this debate. I wish you the best of luck. But hold on. Where are my manners? I should introduce myself. I am Daniel's (who is known here as Logical-Master) Japanese cousin and am currently visiting him in the United States. After a long day of sight seeing, we've decided to head back to his apartment and venture along the Internet. I don't know how much Daniel has told you about me, but I love debating and usually have the best performance in comparison to my peers. I've sparred with Daniel many times and he has never beaten me in a debate. We've even had a debate today and I was the winner. He has decided to put my skills to the test by see how well I can perform in an online debate. At first, I told him that I couldn't read English and always relied on my elder siblings to get around when it came to dealing with the English language as they are very fluent. Knowing English himself, Daniel has decided to translate the debate himself as well as translate and type everything I say for me. However, I must warn you. Daniel is a very sore loser. He may be upset over how I thrashed him in our debate today. I wouldn't put it past him to purposely mistranslate any of what was said above so that I might look like a fool in this debate. Though since he is family, I'll trust him to do the right thing. Now for some odd reason, Daniel has informed me that my opponent has requeted that I REVIEW every word on this page. I don't know why he'd request me to do that, but I did it anyway. I clicked on the link to a website provided on this page. I REVIEWED every word on that site, but couldn't actually understand anything which was written or vocalized. Daniel has informed me that my opponent has requested to learn what I know about Internet Memes. In response, I mention the fact that I am an expert when it comes to Internet Memes. I personally think I KNOW about nearly every Internet Meme there is worldwide ( definitely ALL of the the popular ones). This was a very strange request to make. Personally, I'd rather not think about any of the popular Internet memes at the moment if that is okay with both Daniel and my opponent. Hopefully, this debate doesn't revolve around them. Finally, Daniel has informed me that my opponent is allowing me to run any debate style of my choice. Because of this, I wish for this to be a tag team debate on my part. I don't know when this debate is going to end and I won't be in the United States forever. In the case that I end up having to leave before the debate has finished, Daniel has informed me that his good yet uneducated skilled speaking friend shall be willing to take my place in this debate. It is most unfortunate that he does not know how to read and that Daniel intends to chuck the speakers for his computer out of the window or mute the sound. Perhaps this uneducated fellow has also gotten the best of Daniel in a contest of some sort. Nevertheless, Daniel is willing to tell this gentleman what the words on this page mean as well as type out his response. Hopefully, Daniel doesn't purposely mistranslate anything as I suspect he already has with me. I guess someone translating the arguments so I may respond is also a STYLE of debate, but I don't see why this matters. I just hope having a translator with possibly bad intentions doesn't hinder either of us in this debate. Anyway, I'm not sure why it has been requested that I mention all of this (I assume this is somehow in response to my opponent's argument), but Daniel has told me to tell my opponent that common sense dictates that since everything I've mentioned can POSSIBLY be true, that I've won the debate. I'm not sure what this means, but don't mind Daniel. Remarks like that are pretty arrogant, but he usually has his heart set towards the truth, so I'll agree with that and support his claim to the best of my ability.