A hockey player that can't be named, and my kidneys refuse to love each other.

Damn it Dr. Putin how many God damn times do i have to tell you X^2+x^3= X^5Can you not smell the equasion in the trilaterial octupalti sqare. My name is Greeger and welcome to jacka$$ today we will be experimenting on frogs while the frogs are up my......................nose. Hahahah you thought I was going to say A$$.HAHAHHAThe drugs were under my bed. Whats one little dust? I got clean for my daughter, but she was gone. Who am I staying clean for now? Lizeale? She wouldn't care? My boss? They wouldn't care if I dust up! What's one little dust? I Couldn't handle it. I knew I Wouldnt make it thorugh the night. I replace one addiction with another. I called Lizealse. Her ethreal beuuty was undenayable. She kissed me. I kissed back. I hugged her and she hugged back. Like a fella once said"Ain't that a kick in the head?" My head was a spinnin. I fell asleep in her arms and I kept a grinnin. If this is the beginnin. My life is goin beeeeeeeutifylLike the sailor said quote"Ain't that a hole in a boat?" I cannot feel my legs. I look down and see my knees weak. Palms sweatty, Mom's spaghetti! I broke my arms and my mom had to masturbate me when in the hospital. This lead to an insutuous relationship for many years. I call it wincest. When I pee is stings. Should I get that checked out? My anus is like a ballon in winter. I belive i can see the future because i repat the same routine. Can you see me, I can see you. How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? Should slavery be legal? Maybe. I mean rape is a good thing right? Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? Am I saying hitler was g0d? I work at a grocery shop in the bible belt, and we have quite a few Christian people around these parts. They mostly keep to themselves, but occasionally a bible-thumping one will harass others in public. So last night I was bagging an old lady's groceries when I heard yelling from someone in the line. It was a crazy theist harassing a young homosexual black woman. "You lying down with another woman is gonna send you to hell!" The bible basher yelled at the top of his lungs in a holier-than-thou tone. He was waving his bible around like a lunatic. Normally I ignore these god-worshipper's erratic behaviour, but today I was pissed off and had to put my foot down. "How about you stop persecuting homosexuals based on an outdated book written by sheep-herders?" I asked. The man stood baffled at me, and I cut him off before he could utter another word. "How about you stop living your life worshipping a false God and start living for yourself? This is our only life, bud, so live it by being a decent person and not hurting others and cramming your dumb religion down their throat." The black lesbian thanked me while the Christian stood there, mouth agape from shock. He huffed and puffed and left the store. I finished serving the old lady (PHRASING BOOM), and that was it. I felt relief knowing I stuck up for the right cause. It only got better. At the end of my shift, my manager came to me, and told me he witnessed the feud and my response. I was expecting to be fired there and then, but he surprised me instead by offering me a manager's position. What a brilliant night. :) I mean can I get sexier? Yes and no> I am maximally sexy therefore i exist. I fap therefore I am. Rene Descartes was a huge masturbater, I have proof. you know he had a fetish for cross eyed women. No really. Its cuz they couldnt see how ugly he was. Srsly he was one ugly motherf*cker. How did he ever get a women prego? Baffles the mindIn conclusionLong live the west minster rebellion