Rap Battle - Come Hard With Your Bars VI

Maybe you are just easily offended You take in more bruises than there is to be mended If he wished to be a rapper that got stranded Like a rubber band, he can be disbanded Not considered in the words he commanded Not in the respect or the desire he demanded In his ridiculous unprofessional slander He may think he's strong, but can't handle a fender-bender Though he is young, but he wasn't born in September He forgot 9/11 but the rest of America remembered His name is quite familiar but his name ain't Lambert He is so hype, he has temper tantrums, remember? He thinks he's not a soldier, but he's a commander He is even dirtier, even more filthier than pet dander Even more low down, even lower than a salamander. He may eat sushi, but he may eat coriander He has Pikachu in pokemon, not Charmander He had more evidence than he could ever tamper He is a cry baby, but he doesn't wear pampers He may have lost his damn mind, but he still has his temper He wished he was in a college, could of changed his name to John Lambert He was a DJ, but he could've been a music sampler He could of joined the military, but he chose to print stampers. He was in a bear trap, then he got in his own clampers He thought offending people was okay, that it was splendor He was a dark horse with strong muscles but a heart so tender Like if he was in a fender-bender Everyone forgot, but he still remembered He was forgotten, he was slandered Everyone was a cry baby, but he's still the one wearing pampers Everyone's at the post office posting stampers He is clean, but everyone is dirty as pet dander He's just a soldier now, everyone's a commander You're eating cheeseburgers, everyone eating coriander You're a billionaire like Donald Trump, but everyone is as low as a salamander. You are a real honest man, but everyone is the contender You are serious, while everyone is a pretender You are the slave, everyone is the demander Maybe he wasn't even born in December When everyone had a breakup that everyone can remember Say do you remember, dancing in September Please don't be mean to people, please be tender Everyone is a fool, that is who you slander Everyone lost their damn temper They are so divided, they're like in a laundry hamper Man, you just had Pikachu, died and lost to Charmander They think they're eating sushi, but they're eating Coriander You kept evidence, but everybody tampered Maybe you had a letter without a stamper You watch wrestling, you watch their lost temper You're the instigator, and they are the contender Life is just like a thing to become a pretender You drive a car, but you constantly hump the fender You try to take care of the damn car, but you bend her You cuss her out, then you downright slander her She was asking to leave, but you demanded her To stay in your household to tamper her Maybe you got caught in those steel clampers Now there are no more clothes in the laundry hamper She has been approved by law, but has no stamper Now there is a tow truck on the way to clamp her Boy where did you go to high school, maybe Bradford? Maybe she is just a record, you're a DJ, you sample her Then you get mad, then you say she's a laundry hamper Then she really really really really lost her temper She's saying now you are the laundry hamper Now you really really really really lose your temper Everyday, cars crash, they have a fender-bender Then they go to the hospital, now they remember Now you have allergies, while she collects pet dander Now you're a grown up, she's a baby wearing pampers You are not the leader of the pack, you are a member You are not the instigator, you are the contender You are not an honest man, but a pretender You kept her alive, but you condemned her You left her but you remembered her She was being so nice to you, but you slandered her You are too lean, and she is too tender You crashed into her fender Now she has been remembered Now you have a choice, to save or abandon her But you chose to remember her You're not a soldier, now you're a commander You are no longer lean, now you're tender Now no one is in a fender-bender Now no one remembers No one is a contender No one is a pretender No one is low as a salamander No one eats coriander Now everyone has Pikachu instead of Charmander Now you have abandoned her Now you have disbanded her Now you remembered her Now there is only one laundry hamper There used to be many, but now you remembered There was so many clothes in the hamper Now you have a temper Now everyone remembered That you were the one in the hamper Stuck in ignorant, with everyone you have abandoned Now you are scared, now you're slender No one is the commander Now no one is in the laundry hamper. Now they've gone to a cruise Now you're abandoned! 102 Rhymes, can you beat that?