Holocaust Part 2- This time it's Fat people.

WEIRD AL IS FATWeird Al is fat as the Video by my opponent shows.[1]He is just secretly fat. He clearly has some sort of weird ability to hide his fatness. This is a huge problem for the DMV and it's clearly something that needs to be addressed. Once it's clear the fat holocaust train is uh comin!, it will set off a huge chain of people deperately buying garter belts and paying Weird Al for consulting. The fat holocaust will boost the economy in this way which is another point in my favor, YAY :) SICK FREAKSMy opponent points out that there are sick freaks that are into fat chicks, but there are also sick freaks into children. That doesn't mean we shouldn't kill children. There are other ways to help these sick freaks out. For example pedophiles can start sleeping with asian chicks. Some people want to bang animals http://www.debate.org... so they get these sick fetish costumes. Believe it or not fat suits are a good replacement for fat chicks. The benefit of banging a chick in a fat suit is that people don't have to know about your sick fetish by you parading the freak around in public. CopsAlong with murdering all fat people we need to have all donut companies change their donut recipes so that we don't have police officers getting fat and having toarrest themselves and haul their own tails to their local concentration camp. May I suggest the following recipe be made by all donut shops. The donut recipesare low calories and the recipe was kindly provided (aka plagairized from) by health.com .[2]"Ingredients Nonstick cooking spray 1 cup whole-wheat flour 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup low-fat buttermilk (1%) 2 large eggs 1/4 cup honey 2 tablespoons melted butter 1 tablespoon vanilla extractPreparation1. Preheat oven to 425°. Lightly coat a doughnut pan with cooking spray.2. Combine flours and next 4 ingredients (through salt) in a large bowl, stirring well with a whisk.3. Combine buttermilk, eggs, honey, butter, and vanilla, stirring well with a whisk. Add buttermilk mixture to flour mixture; whisk just until combined.4. Spoon batter into doughnut pans, filling twothirds full. Bake in middle of oven until doughnuts spring back when touched and are golden on bottom (about 8 minutes). Let cool in pan slightly (about 4 minutes); turn out. Coat with toppings (see ideas, below), if desired. Lemon Glazed: Combine 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice and 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar, stirring well with a whisk. Dip 1 side of the cooled doughnuts into glaze; let cool on a rack, glazed side up.Calories 191 Chocolate-Hazelnut: Melt 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate in a bowl in microwave until smooth. Dip tops of doughnuts into chocolate and place chocolate side up on a rack to cool. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup chopped hazelnuts; let sit about 10 minutes.Calories 232 Chocolate Swirl: Melt 4 ounces (1 cup) bittersweet chocolate in microwave until smooth. Fill a small squeeze bottle or zip-top plastic bag (snip a tiny hole in 1 corner of bag) with melted chocolate; pipe chocolate onto tops of doughnuts. Chill doughnuts until chocolate sets (about 10 minutes).Calories 184 Cinnamon Sugar: Combine 1/4 cup ground cinnamon and 1/4 cup sugar. While still warm, coat doughnuts in sugar; let cool on rack, sugar-coated side up.Calories 155"CONCLUSIONVote pro <u>sources</u>[1] Weird Al fat video http://www.youtube.com...[2] http://www.health.com...