MassiveDump VS Imabench Round 1 of the DDO member themed Rap Battle Tourney

http://www.youtube.com... Welcome to Round 1 of TUF's DDO member themed Rap Battle Tourney! This in this rap battle, both of have picked a DDO member to impersonate, and will battle as that DDO member. Judging should be based on: 1. Flow of the lines 2. Rhyme quality 3. Sensibility 4. Accuracy of the insults 5. Humor 6. Cleverness/Wittiness Fast attempt at a transcription: Accept the battle and accept you lose One last chance now and what will you choose? Massive Dump, here I am, on the mic One two test, this is gonna be tight Gonna keep it real, that's what I'm like Gonna get underneath ya, gonna mess with ya psyche You got paired with me, sorry but you have to fight But still I will thank everyone for coming out tonight I destroy all my enemies who come into my sight I even won a rap battle while trying to be polite Rapping for me is just too easy a feat I'm the very last opponent that you'll ever want to meet You know you can't prepare, yo, for what I've got in store That's why I've never lost a battle on this site before I'll leave you coming back for more in this lyrical war I'll keep rapping till my throats getting sore, I'll wipe the floor with rhymes galore, that none-so-other heretofore Would swear they had allure, till my mouth made them hardcore I'll acquiest to your request, so do your best My lyrics will still send you into cardiac arrest My points in my debates they stand completely unaddressed In fact if you say anything you can count me impressed Are you ready? You sure? On the edge of your seat? I want there to be an audience to witness your defeat. Prepare yourself loser, I won't stop until you're beat A bitter pill to swollow sure cause you can't take the heat Victory is sweet, I'll prepare to celebrate I know you will accept because I'm bestest bros with fate And if you try to win, I'm sorry, you're only just too late The board has been set up, and you're already in checkmate My foes they all say "NO!" The girls they all say "WOAH!" I'm the king of "DDO!" YOU ARE NOT JACK SPARROW And that's not even one percent of the facts that I know If you knew what I knew your lyrics might actually flow It's not too late to back out now if you want to save face No disgrace to know your place against my lyrical mace You're a bench, that's it, you're tiny and fat And who knows on how many dirty asses you sat Your planks are flat, my lyrics better nail them away So what you say, you wanna play, okay, I'll leave you in disarray You're among the biggest losers of all time, no crime but shows you're out of line, though it's fine I know, you had a little too much wine, Check out my percentile. Ninety eight - eighty nine. Haters pulling s**t on me, they'll learn, give them time Sanspareil no other rapper has this sense of rhyme Sense and sensibility say just bow out now But for your pride and prejudice you've gotta hear me wow My audience, every voter, on the edges of your seats. Cause I'm not even half way done with all my lyrical feats. Come hear my beats, straight from the streets, render your rhymes obsolete Your flows deplete, there's no conceit, you're a cheat, beat a retreat You're like the Titanic, a one-liner gonna sink You're at the point of no return, you're standing at the brink This is your very last chance, you accept, then you lose You only have yourself to blame if that's the path you choose The greatest ginga, yeah, that fact I can boast My face is so pale that I'm pretty much a ghost Like Danny Phantom, I'm handsome, come and hear my anthem, Write it down and file it as a memorandum Rappers? I beat them. I give debaters education. So be prepared cause you'll be dealt a bout of condemnation. Cause nobody can beat me in the art of communication. I'm keeping it real with my oral interpretation My heart has got more winning than even Charlie Sheen My heart is super brave 'cause I stem from Aberdeen I've got the sweetest lyrics that your mind has ever seen And that's just being honest, gee, not even being mean My lyrics unending, my flow condescending Resounding, rebounding, sounding, and downing gleaming and steaming and breaking and shaking And making your ears say "All hail the rap king" My lyrics so awesome, check the books, it's a fact My lyrics flowing smoothly like Lodore's cataract My lyrics so good, I'll be surprised if you can speak It's not always that I agree to battle with the weak Recently - folks been confusing me - with CP - well I disagree I'm me, you see, I'm the most me I can be To a T, incredibly, behold my philosophy I'm the MC to the MD, with energy impressively But still don't me and CP make the very bestest pair Besides, I was even creeping me out with my stare And all those who say otherwise are just spitting out hot air I don't care, cause my words, will never wear nor tear - I say I'm Marvellous, magnificent, I'm setting up a precedent I'm pretty much heaven-sent, Thank God I'm not malevolent Awesome, great, no stopping there you see Superlatives are perfect if you want to battle me And what about you? You go and call your self a troll? Are you afraid to show your face cause your wanted on parole? Take a poll, let's rock and roll, your flow so out of whack Nobody on this site knows what you even mean by nac Man to man, let us fight, this battle here of wit Come on, best prepare, this ain't some crazy drama skit The battles just begun but it seems its almost over You better ask your lucky stars to send you a three-leaf clover But don't you worry I'll be back, riding atop Applejack, I'm not a rapper to be slack, behold the crack of my attack, There'll be no need for a round two, I have already beaten you, That's what I do, beat you anew, with my voodoo you ain't got no clue My rhymes leave you impressed, like you'd never have guessed Invest them in your nest, get paid back with interest This ain't even a contest, I'll leave you so obsessed You'll have nothing to say, if you stay, your rhymes depressed I'm MassiveDump, sugarlump, where I go the people jump Stumped when I krump if they're pumped then they're dumped You'll get trumped with a trumpet, cause this site's infected Three months of rhymes collected, awesomeness detected Like Sherlock Holmes, I'll shake your bones my flow ain't slow it pones, Like you got beat by Davy Jones, you're as dumb as the Flintstones, Hear my lyrical cyclones, My style owns, you groan, you moan, you just step into the zone But be warned that rhymes that I have got are many many more And when those are exhausted I've got even more in store My rhymes so rich and fluid I ain't never got rhyme-poor So prepare yourself there buddy, I'm a force you can't ignore Accept the battle and accept you lose One last chance now and what will you choose?