Sex

My oh my. I am cutting this close. Not enough hours in a day, nor days in a week. Nontheless, I will not give up without a struggle. I VOW TO WIN.This is clear testimony that sex is bad, because if it was good my opponent wouldn't have to resort to such petty jibes to counter the arguments I haven't made yet. Well, my opponent is relating being rude and sex in ways that are not compatible. I'm afraid it is he who complains with his "petty jibes". False. I am Archbishop, not a priest. Well, I'm afraid that isn't possible. Your profile says you are "17 years of age". Well, you are not able to even be a bishop until you are at least 25 years old[1], much less an archbishop. My opponent is a lier, and doesn't know what he's talking about, therefore, his arguments are meaningless. Now, I ON THE OTHER HAND, am a trained assassin by freedo and the KFC guild, and there is NO age limit for that. THEREFORE, I AM SUPREME.C1:This entire contention is an appeal to popularity therefore it can be rejected fully.That's what this debate is about. Can one argue that it is a fact that sex is bad? A fool, only, could try to argue something so insolent. Sex is GOOD. That is popular beleif. Sex Debates:Ah, but they do. Look at all the views they have! SO SO MANY. Very..... POPULAR, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?Jobs of sex:HEY B!TCH. I LOVE GARBAGE. To quote a wise man, "Garbage is good" -Oscar the Grouch. How dare you offend me and my garbage fetish.There are movies:Meaningless squabble. Nothing but conspiracies. The only thing that seems influenced, or should i say, inJEWanced, (NOT THAT FUNNY), is the Possession movie that came out recently, which is basically a crappy remake of the exorcist except with jews instead of catholics.Ear sex:Cross apply my arguments.What sells:Again, cross apply my arguments on Jews. C2:Brussel sprouts are fvcking delicious. As you can see, ladies and gentleman, my opponent hates brussel sprouts and garbage. He does not know at all what he's talking about. Next he'll be saying how he's and Archbishop!.... wait....Anyways, I find many fruits and veggies delicious. Vegiterians love them, and they are quite healthy people. Only certain things that taste good are bad. Candy can be good, too, actually. Dark Chocolate: GOOD FOR THE HEART. Fact. and it's fuckin delicious. Your argument: DONE. I think it would feel good to tie my opponent to his bed and... yeah, I'll leave that to your imagination.AHA. And I imagine he has SEX WITH ME. YES, HOT GLORIOUS SEX. AND HE IS AN ARCHBISHOP. HE LEAVES IT TO MY IMAGINATION, and since he is an archbishop, as in a high member of the church, and ties me to my bed and has glorious heart pounding sex with me, he helps my argument on how the church is good with it as well. THANK YOU.C3:The church also consists of the lay people. And let me tell you, ALOT OF LAY PEOPLE HAVE SEX. Just look at what they are called. LAY PEOPLE. Lay. Sex. SAME THING. They should basically be called SEX PEOPLE.Counter contention 1:I have already attacked this argument, and will do better next round, and broaden it.CC2: So, creating people to make them suffer is bad. Well, condoms then! Sex without making people feels good, and no bringing babies into the world that have to suffer! BEAT YOU WITH SEX.Conclusion: Sex is moral AND glourious. CC3:Sex causes devision all right, dividing her LEGS APART! .....god, that was awful. I'm really out of my game. Amanda todd killed herself because of bleach. BLEACH. Bleach doesn't taste good. She thought it would taste good. She thought sex was bad because it caused her to kill herself, but it was actually GLORIOUS. SHE IS WRONG.You suffer mental anguish because you have to try not to think about sex? AHA. Cause it is so...... AWESOME. If you just let it enter you mind, and enter other parts of your body, the easier it will be on you! CAUSE SEX IS GOOD. My opponent helps me out with this. He is saying it is hard to resist it, becausev it is SO GOOD.Oh, and AlwaysMoreThanYou, I thought we agreed to keep our mad passionate sexual love life out of this. Geez, your a blabbermouth. If you don't keep it down, I'll go back to Zaradi.CHEESEDINGO OUT. [1] http://en.wikipedia.org...