In a battle between Keith Olbermann and Pat Buchanan, Pat Buchanan would win.

Thanks to Nags for accepting, and for a very interesting opening argument. I apologize for being online and not posting an argument when my opponent wanted me to, I do have a life and though I do come on this site, I don't sit here for hours unless I actually plan on posting my argument. However, I must point out that there is no way that Buchanan could have a gun as my opponent stated that there was nothing in the room but the two men. He also states Buchanan starts the battle off standing upright with nothing on him at all, therefore there is no way he could possess the gun. In addition, Pat Buchanan has pretty bad, reactive arthritis (3) therefore it would be hard to find his "strong" hand. On to the claim that Mr. Olbermann is hogtied, gagged and blindfolded. I will concede that he could be gagged and blindfolded. However, he could not be hogtied at the limbs. Keith Olbermann is a sufferer of RLS (1) [restless leg syndrome] and therefore would have put up such a heinous fight not to be hogtied that Pat Buchanan would give up the entire hog - tying process. If this warrant is not satisfactory to my opponent, he should know that sometimes patients with RLS sometimes suffer the urge to jerk violently (2) in order to combat the odd sensations of RLS which means that Mr. Olbermann could effectively kick Buchanan in the face. After doing so, Keith could untie the blindfold, the gag doesn't much matter. If we really want to go rules for rules, I will supply my own set of rules some in accordance with my opponent's. "1) The battle is a death match. 2) The battle takes place in a 10 feet by 10 feet room. The room is enclosed on all 4 sides. There is nothing in the room besides the two men. 3) Both men have no clothes on with nothing in either of their bodily cavities other than what is natural. 4) Keith Olbermann starts the battle off hogtied lying on the floor. Hogtied means that his limbs are tied together rendering him immobile and helpless. He is also gagged and blindfolded. He is not wearing protection or clothing of any kind. 4) Pat Buchanan starts the battle off standing upright with nothing on him at all. He is holding a fully loaded, fully operational standard 9 mm handgun ready to be fired. It is held in his right hand, his strong hand." I will allows all of these, just keep in mind that there is no way of having a pistol. My own rules: 1: Pat Buchanan has had a heart attack at the sight of a naked Keith Olbermann and is circling the drain. My arguments: 1) Keith Olbermann is a full twenty years younger than Pat Buchanan which would work to his advantage. It is scientific fact that as people get older they deteriorate, Pat Buchanan would be no exception. Seeing as he was diagnosed with arthritis at a rather young age it can only be expected that his joints have dealt with some problems regarding the disease. Therefore it would be expected that Keith had more agility and physical strength than Pat Buchanan allowing him to endure more. 2) Pat Buchanan is already dying from a massive coronary heart attack. Therefore all Keith Olbermann really has to do is wait and his opponent will die. However one can assume that due to the fact that this is a death match, Olbermann will leave nothing to chance and will unleash a serious attack against the dying body of one Patrick J. Buchanan. Sources: (1) - http://en.wikipedia.org... (2) - http://en.wikipedia.org... (3) - http://en.wikipedia.org... Eagerly awaiting another set of ridiculous rules.