Fast food and alcohol should be illegal.

Based on everything else the government has made illegal, it only makes sense that both fast food and alcohol be illegal too. I was attempting to use sarcasm in my argument. I (of course) do not personnaly believe alcohol or fast food should be illegal, but, I do think that since the government has determined things like marijuana, prostitution, steriods and other things with just as much potential to be abused and harmful as fast and alcohol to be "evil" and "dangerous" and has banned them for these reasons, that it only would make sense that alcohol and fast food be illegal too. Kenicks, you say my reasons prove some points. However, my studies, statistics, and substantiations jump the gun to an extreme; the banning of these products and making them illegal is an extreme. This is true, my arument does jump the gun to an extreme, but so does the argument for prostitution and even more so marijuana (just look at the reasons it was originally made illegal). Now I don't mean to make this deabte about the legalization of marijuana or prostituion so I am sorry if it seems that way, but I feel I need to bring these things up in order to make my point. My statement,"The government should quickly ban fast food and alcohol. We need them to tell use what is right and wrong right away before more evil is caused by these devils of society." was meant to be very sarcastic. I find it funny though that everyone who left a comment on this topic so far is calling me crazy and find the though of this rediculous, yet they are against drug legalization and one was against tobacco rights. Even you Kenicks, your profile indicates you are against drug legalization. Since you feel as though marijuana should be banned and dubbed illegal, than I'm sure you feel the same way about: Music (studies show that those awful, violent and sexually suggestive lyrics lead to destructive lives) Television (studies show that watching TV over long periods of time can lead to decrease in vision, and exposure to violent and sexually suggestive shows could lead to a destructive life) Smoking (the #1 killer in America. You're just one puff away from the cancer ward!) Guns (Source of protection. Oh no, we might have an accidental death!) Computers (Just think of the disgraceful things people could access on those!) Video Games (Vision loss, arthritis, carpal tunnel, urges to smash aliens in later life) Books (Can you say, squinting you eyes?) Cars (So...many...accidents...) Soda (Weakens bones and pumped with sugar, leading to osteoporosis and diabetes) Sports (Long term injuries like concussions, arthritis, broken bones, paralysis, etc.) War (Keyword: death.) Kitchen Utensils (Sharp, pointy tips may stab someone) Bright Lights (I'M BLIND!!! I'LL SUE!!!) Candy (Hello, diabetes and future health problems!) Hammers (AHH!!! MY THUMB!!! I'LL SUE AGAIN!!!) Condoms (They dont always work, putting you at risk for STDS) Intercourse (Puts one at risk for STDS and unexpected children) Kissing (At times leads to sex, putting one at risk for STDS) Clothes (Can be taken off, sometimes leading to sex, putting one at risk for STDS) Windows (Possibly the most dangerous of them all...somone just might fall out.) So you see what I am trying to say? Fast food and alcohol should not be illegal based on logic (just like marijuana and prostituion). However, based on government and what seems to be a lot of americans views, fast food and alcohol really should be illegal.