Supreme Court Case: Finn The Human VS. Flame Princess

Well then... let's begin.The defence calls Finn to the stand!Finn I'm sorry to say it in this way but is it not true that those letters you wrote brought Flame Princess in danger? Could she not have gotten hurt fighting the Ice King?Well.... Um.... Oh man.... you're right.And so do you not feel responsible for causing this fight to happen which also lead to the destruction of the Ice Kingdom. Or are you saying you had nothing to do with the damages caused and that the fight did not occur because of your letters?No - I - Yes, I am responsible. It's cause of me.Again, I'm sorry to say it like that.Nah it's cool dude...Thank you.The defence now calls Jake to the stand.Jake, could Ice King have fought Flame Princess away from his Kingdom so that it wouldn't get damaged?Well yeah I guess.And didn't the letters they read not only insult them but specifically invited them to a fight? Which means that even if FP would not fly to his kingdom and fight him, Ice King would because the letter told him to. In this way, Finn makes it impossible for the two of them not to fight. Doesn't Finn have any responsibility then in making them fight?But it was Flame Princess who destroyed Ice King's junk! Only because Finn's letter told her to fight the Ice King. And in doing so she destroyed his kingdom. She only destroyed the kingdom in the process of fighting the Ice King. After being blasted away by ice King's magic she enlarges and turn into 'flame mode'. doing so she destroyed a large part of the kingdom. Ice King could have led her elsewhere or surrender to stop the fight but he didn't. However it was really the letter that manipulated them both to fight. Isn't Finn at least somewhat responsible for causing them to fight and for all that's happened? I guess man... Thank you jake.Does the defence have anymore witnesses? (the judge is acutally princess bubblegum because no one else is qualified)Yes, i would like to call Ice King for some confirmations. Ice King is sworn in. (he looks bored)Did you have the intention of fighting the Flame Princess?Uh... yeah, that's what the letter said she wanted to do right? (eyelids start to close and he snores)Wake up dude! Huh... what? Oh yeah, you were saying?And do you agree that you could have surrendered at any time during the fight?Uh, yeah I suppose I could have.Then you were also responsible for the damage of your own kingdom because you fought the Flame Princess back. However you only fought her because of the letter you read and if you hadn't read it, then you wouldn't have fought or charged at FP. You would act just like the time you were passing by with your grocceries yes?Well yeah.Then isn't Finn responsible because he wrote those letters?Hmmm... Yeah, I gues so!!Thank you Ice King.....Huh, what happened?Does the defence have anymore witnesses?No PB, I mean, your honor, the defence rests - Ice King stands upUh Princess Bubblegum, can I go home now, I'm kinda getting tired from all this talk. I have to go check if Gunter is using my powers right.No you must stay, you our only neutral witness.uh, okay.Sits back down and falls asleep.The defence rests!Sources:Contents of the letters: Flame Princess's forged letter to the Ice King reads: Dear Ice King, You smell like stink. You're unpleasant, you're not funny, you're old, and no princess will ever marry you ever, simple Simon Sincerely Love, Flame Princess P.S. Let us fight. Ice King's forged letter to Flame Princess reads: Dear Flame Princess, You're just the worst. Your hair is bad, your feet smell like face cheeks, your stupid candles smell heinous and you can't even kiss Finn without totes freakin' out! Let's meet up and fight, dummy. Sincerely, Ice King From the Trivia - http://adventuretime.wikia.com...