Monopoly and the Turd Sandwich!

A lot of you may be wondering.. "Is this the title of a Lunatic's short story?" You might even want me to post this in the forums or something! Nope, it is not a short story. Well maybe it is.. No, it's an analogy! The reason I posted this to debate is because I'm tired of being right! Not because I think you can prove me wrong but because being right only means you get to watch powerlessly as a simple perception poisons the world with it's Turd Sandwich! I heard someone ask "well what the heck is the analogy already" First I want to make you comfortable with this debate so I will give you a few examples 1. Religion (Theists Close your eyes) Growing up I was forced to go to church! Right from the beginning it left a bad taste in my mouth. I was an outsider; listening to scripture and even hearing the Bible stories in Sunday School! Horrifying Wicked things! A whole world of bloody savages. A time when ignorance held dominance! Scared of their own shadows making up theories as they go! It was way to obvious it was no different than any other mythology! The problem is, Greek mythology was not fed to me by my father! Job, Abraham, The great flood, warranted slavery, rape, stoning, witch burning, The worst part is.. you have to get your butt out of bed. On your day off! Listen to a guy who claims his connection to the divine and never forgets to put out the collection plate. Do you see it yet? My entire life my entire family has been disappointed I could never take a bite! Put bread and mustard on it by saying I'm scum and need Jesus for some really convoluted arbitrary reason! Please tell me you see a turd sandwich too! 2. The Economy (global) This isn't even funny anymore! We get it humans are greedy! So therefore Billions of people shall suffer! I know, you sent 10 cents a day to Mabogi, which I can appreciate! Its just ironic that you (me, everyone) is the reason little Mabogi needs the money in the first place! You are also the reason Poachers poach, human trafficking flourishes and any other parasitic disease thrives! Money!! Don't you wish it changed colors in the "wrong hands"! Too bad, that technology doesn't exist so lets just keep things how they are! You must be asking yourself "Where is the turd sandwich? I have an Iphone and can get groceries just fine" My life is great why would I want it to change?" Good for you! You greedy bast.. moving on. This turd sandwich has been dressed in so many fun and exciting things! People eat at the turd trough ALL DAY!! EVERY DAY!!! Yummy they say as they bury their heads in it marinating in its turdy juices! It's because your head is so contently nuzzled in its poopy bosom that you forget, oh yeah Horrifying things are happening at every moment of every day just because we agreed to install world wide Feces Corporations to make sure that your head doesn't move and you end up as some creepy dung battery like in the matrix. Only its to fuel.. You guessed it! The turd Sandwich! That's right! All this is for the sandwich! Not even the corporations control it!! Diarrhea! jk :) 3. Everything else: The Sickness Health care, Education, Agriculture: The Heart, Brain. and body Someone needs to explain why we are so self destructive that we only really care to nurture our genitals (Entertainment, war, and materialism)! I'm not saying we should not embrace our genitals! I just know that if you don't spend enough time and resources on the important life providing organs... HEY!!! Do not look me straight in the face and tell me our education and health are not at risk! My blood pressure is high enough without milly mouths blatantly spewing lies! Ohh say can you see how being a dung battery that does not take care of its body would be sick? Have an illness? Possibly even hallucinate and have violent outbursts!? Explains a lot! The funny thing is. If you feed off the sandwich for your whole life! You cant even taste it! After you have been sick long enough! You can't remember what it's like to be healthy! Now.. Do you want to play a game? No its not like saw... well it actually is like saw.. crazy.. huh? Anyways! Do you want to play Monopoly? No? Now hold on it's not like the Monopoly you are familiar with! It still uses dice and a game board its part luck and part nothing you can do about it! Here are the rules!...actually I will tell you rules while we play *nasal passage chuckle* 1. As the banker I start the first roll! Wow since I'm the first one here it's mine! Now you roll! '7' sweet you get to pick a card! Lets see "It says invited to final fans birthday give final fan 100 as a birthday gift (I'm getting there hold your horses you will see where this is going.. hopefully. you are not a smart guy are you?) Huh you do not have any money! That's ok you can owe me ;) I roll! Bam!! I'm always this lucky! Buying up land is kind of what I do! So lets continue! You roll a '3" Go to jail! Just kidding you are just visiting your husband who got caught stealing from the bankers pantry! Had to feed his kids somehow my arse! My Roll! "Go to Jail!" Hmm this is embarrassing! What I'm going to do is pay a bunch of money and not do that mmkay. ahh ahh ahh remember "nothing you can do about it" Your rol..what do you mean you don't want to roll! WHIP HIM!! O.K. that's a good thimble! You rolled a "5' Hey you landed on a railroad! Want to buy it? The good news is while you have been busting your buns providing the sweet life for me and my kind I set aside a little bit to help you! It's not enough to buy the property or anything like that but at least you can feed your little rat babies! Look at them.. hmff filthy! EVER HEARD OF A BATH? Oh you have not? Your father needs to get better at this game Muahaha !! Huaha *Cough* Hey kid.. Why are you still here! (This turned into a short story... crap) That was fun but still!! COME ON!!! That's what we look like! It's pretty silly! Yet we nurture it an enable it every day! Its only a perception but it creates our world! I'm not saying anyone needs to give up their passions! We are just wasting our time on the rat wheel so we can go home to our TURD SANDWICH!!! Thank you very much it was something I wanted to try! I'm sure I'm gonna get a lot of heat! I mean I did just call the entire human race a dung battery!