Silent Lunches are the worst thing to happen.

"I may have misstated the title"I know Im just f*cking with ya ;D"The argument is that Silent Lunches are the worst idea for punishments in schools"Oh ok. Since the debate is whether or not silent lunches are the worst IDEAS for punishments in school, I will provide a list for possible IDEAS that would be way worse then silent lunches. 1 - Selling students into sex slavery2 - Cutting off fingers of students3 - Breaking the limbs of students4 - Forcing the students to listen to any music by Nicki Minaj or Justin Bieber for a prolonged period of time5 - Shaving the heads of all students6 - Tripling the amount of HW given to students as punishment7 - Forcing them to not eat their lunch8 - Forcing all the students into gas chambers nude and gassing them with steam just to scare them9 - Forcing students to work in work camps 10 - Whipping the students11 - Spanking the students12 - Wedgies13 - Acts of public humiliation against them14 - Forcing all students to fight to the death in a Hunger Games style arena15 - Forcing all students to shower at Penn State16 - Abandoning all the students on a deserted Island 17 - Lacing all the water in water fountains with acid and PCP18 - Forcing all students to watch the first three seasons of Jersey Shore, in one sitting, and they cant talk at all19 - Taking away all students cell phones 20 - Killing half of the students and using their blood to paint the walls of the school to let the other half know whose boss. Those are ideas for punishing students that are worse than Silent Lunches. Now I will examine the Pro's arguments and try to give this debate some legitimacy :P"A. Silent lunches turn students on the rebellious side. Some of my friends are starting to turn rebellious because of the constant silent lunches."1) Your friends are demons, kill them2) Students will become rebellious no matter what punishment you give them, and besides what the hell are your friends going to do to be rebellious? Paint "Kyle waz here" on the bathroom stalls? "B. Silent lunches conserve bad energy. Lunch is one of the few times that students can freely talk to each other. Since we were on silent lunches, our energy turned extremely and was conned toward the teachers. It even once turned so bad to physical fighting."1) Students will fight each other over a klondike bar and their negative energy could come from any number of things that arent silent lunches. 2) What could students possibly talk about to each other that cant wait until lunch is over or until school is over? I have never once in high school had to tell someone something so important that it couldnt wait 2 hours for me to tell them later. Most stuff kids talk about is related to either Pokemon, TV, or High school drama, thats it. "C. Silent Lunches cause more trouble. with the stuff that I mentioned in B, silent lunch behaviors also include rebelling for rights to talk , teachers that students don't have other than for clubs suffer through the bad energy explosion."1) ALL punishments cause trouble, make peace with that. Keep in mind, all you have to do is keep quiet for how long 40 minutes? Its not impossible and students can handle it without shooting up the school...2) If your bad energy explodes out of you onto your teachers, then you are just horny and it explains all the other psychotic bad attitude that students have"D. Finally, it causes parents to work harder on calming the children. Most parents work on normal jobs and need to conserve energy. A bad energy crisis may cause parents to suffer more."1) How the f*ck is this bad energy "crisis" caused only by being quiet for 40 minutes and not from any possible combination of violent video games, puberty, sexually explicit tv shows, very violent cartoons, large amounts of homework, having to wake up early, having to learn tons useless sh*t you probably wont need in 15 years, having to argue on the internet against complete strangers for the votes of other complete strangers, not being able to stay up as late as you want, possible sibling rivalries that drive people crazy, etc etcLook point is this negative energy crisis doesnt come exclusively from silent lunches because students can handle shutting up for 40 minutes and eating, thats what they want to do when they eat dinner and breakfast anyways! Whats the only thing you think in your mind when your mom, dad, sister, or brother is talking to you while you eat? "shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup" is my guess. 2) Students can be calmed down by ANYTHING. Give a student $5 to stop acting like an a**hole and I guarantee they will stop moaning about how their lives are so "complicated" 3) Parents will suffer no matter how their kid is acting. You ever see a parent who has one or more small children who are always smiling and laughing everywhere they go? Yeah, they want to blow their brains out with a 12 gauge shotgun......