Resolved: Batman would beat God himself in a fight

I forgot to define fight so let me do that real quick,Fight (A noun in this case): a violent struggle or confrontation(just Google "fight definition" and its the first thing that comes up)These are the powers that the Con has given to God assuming that Jesus is God in human form. Con hasnt provided evidence showing that God was Jesus in human form, but I wont dispute it, so the argument stands. These are the powers the Con has given to God/Jesus1) He can tell the future2) He knows the personal past of anyone3) He can know the location of someone while being somewhere else completelyAnd the fourth and final power he gives to God is that he can kill people based on a whim by citing Matthew 21: 18-19HOWEVER, here is what Matthew 21: 18-19 says18 "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. " 19 "Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, â€œMay you never bear fruit again! â€ï¿½ Immediately the tree withered. "1) A Fig tree isnt a person, and since one of the commandments is "thou shalt not kill", we cannot conclude that God/Jesus would kill Batman since it goes against everything he has taught people to live their lives.2) God/Jesus didnt kill the fig tree out of spite, he did it because he got the munchies on the way to a party. So unless God/Jesus suddenly becomes a cannibal and sees Batman as a snack, then God/Jesus will not kill him============================================================================These are the powers, vehicles, and gadgets of BatmanThe flying Bat WingThe Batmobile that can drive to Batman from remote controlThe Batpod (His motorcycle)Utility Belt that carries the following:- Batarang- Bat Grappler (similar to when Spiderman shoots webs and pulls himself up the web)- Flashbang Grenades- Teargas pellets- Bat tracer than can track people- Bat beacon to assemble bats- Bat darts with tranquilizers- Night vision goggles- TazerHis actual suit (body armor hidden things inside it)And lastly hes in good shape and can throw a punch============================================================================Here are the 5 scenarios they will be fighting in1) An all out fight in the streets of New York City2) An all out fight open terrain3) An all out pillow fight in a typical bedroom4) An all out fight on Wall Street to see who can make more money in a week5) And lastly an all out fight to see who is better at Madden NFL 2013============================================================================1) In the familiar streets of New York City, Batman could quickly track down God/Jesus (who would see it coming) and the fist fight would begin. Batman is very strong whereas God/Jesus would be of above average strength due to his size (Con did not cite any scripture saying God/Jesus had superhuman strength or agility), so immediately Batman has the upper hand in terms of strength. God/Jesus wasnt cited as having an uncanny ability to evade a fight either so sooner or later a head on fight between the two would come about. God/Jesus could use his foresight to try defend against Batman's moves, but just because you can see it coming doesnt necessarily mean you can stop it. Batman's sheer strength and possible use of any number of his gadgets would help him overpower God/Jesus through brute force because lets face it, if Batman could whip Bane's huge a** then God/Jesus is in for a tough fight. God/Jesus would only be able to win if he could lure Batman into some sort of trap where batman would be forced to surrender, however his gadgets could easily help him escape any pickle he finds himself in, and in fact is famous for using his gadgets to get out of a trap. Since Batman can easily work his way out of traps and has the advantage of overpowering force, Batman could simply beat God/Jesus into submission, its only a matter of finding him in Batman's native New York City which shouldnt be too hard at all.2) Now lets say the fight is in an open field like at a park. .. . Well once again it would end up being a show of force between Batman and God/Jesus, and since it would be impossible for God/Jesus to lure Batman into any sort of trap in an open field to force his surrender, it would once again be another case of Batman simply beating God/Jesus into submission. The fight in an open field would be similar to what would happen in New York City and to what did happen in the Bible when Jesus was forced to be crucified by those damn Jews (IM KIDDING, it was the ROMANS who crucified Jesus, not the Jews. F*ck you Mel Gibson)3) In this fight, which would be a pillow fight, it would once again be a show of strength between Batman and God/Jesus, but this time the only weapons that are allowed are fluffy pillows. I was unable to find a picture of Batman and God/Jesus having a pillow fight on the internet (someone should fix that), so we'll just have to use our imaginations on this one. Most people in a pillow fight simply play until one of them quits from exhaustion, however if this is a fight to the death then Batman has this one in the bag, allow me to explain how he could do this through the use of cartoons,. .. .. .. .. .. .. The bigger one would be Batman since once again he has strength on his side, and Jesus would be the smaller one since he's on the skinny side. Batman would simply have to knock Jesus over and then suffocate God/Jesus into submission, or even death, for batman to win the fight.4) In this fight to see who can make more money, Then this one would be pretty close. God/Jesus does have the ability to see things coming and I have no reason to argue why this ability to see what humans do next cannot be transmitted to see what stocks do next, so unless Batman has inside information as to what is going to rise and fall (technically not allowed since that would be cheating) then Jesus would have this fight in the bag. It all depends on whether or not Jesus can use his abilities on computers and stocks, and learn to do it fast enough to beat Batman at making more money on the stock market. I would actually give this one to God/Jesus simply because Batman's wealth comes from the company that his parents built, not through saavy investing, meaning that both of them are starting off new at this whle God/Jesus can forsee the future.5) Lastly if there is the a fight between the two to see who is better at Madden NFL 2013, this one wouldnt even be fair. Batman specializes in using electronics to his advantage to beat his opponents and God/Jesus has never even held a gameboy. The fight to see who would be better at Madden NFL 2013 would end in a severe a**whipping (assuming that God/Jesus doesnt rage quit) similar to the a** whipping the Patriots gave the Broncos in the AFC playoffs last year. Batman would win this ones hands downSo far out of these 5 scenarios Batman would win at least 4 of them, with the fifth one about a money fight being won by God/Jesus. Since the resolution is that Batman would beat God himself in a fight on average (outlined in the very first line of the first round) on any given terrain. (The terrain in these 5 scenarios being New York, A park, Wall Street, a bedroom, and a gaming rom)I will now allow the Pro to post his arguments about why he believes that God/Jesus would triumph over Batman in these five conflicts.