Is Batman better than Spiderman

Links to atrocious memes aren't a very good way to debate. To each his own, but you lose that way. Batman isn't the best superhero. He's not the worst. But one thing I can't stand is SUPERMAN being characterized as BAD when he's supposed to be a GOOD GUY. I never saw that new movie. I'm never going to. Batman and Superman are supposed to be friends. they're in the justice league. Pitting them against each other is the most stupid idea I can think of. they can quarrel a little, sure, but BATMAN has completely stolen the spotlight from Superman, and SUPERMAN should not be a villain. Superman was invented before batman, and he's much cooler. He can fly. Batman can't. He has x-ray vision. Batman is a normal guy with a lot of money and some technological gadgets. people can identify with Superman more. He's not a snobby millionaire. He's just a normal newspaper guy. He's not a crazy recluse. But back to spiderman. Spiderman is a very light hearted superhero. He's not gritty, he's not atrociously campy. Still, I'd much rather read a spiderman comic book than a Batman comic book. Have you seen the old Batman TV show? The acting is horrible. Adam West has the delivery of a robot. And the WORST part of it all is that they hire some REALLY GOOD actors, like Burgess Meredith and Roddy McDowall, to play really stupid, campy villains. I loathe Adam West. He's an idiot. he should not be regarded as the real batman. The only REAL batman is the comic book one from 1940 to 1950. In the old batman show, there are villains who were never even IN the comics. Book guy, Egypt guy, Spider lady. And what bursts my bum, especially, is that penguin is there, and Joker is there, and Riddler, but no two face. There's a guy called FALSEFACE, this crappy disguise artist, but there's NO TWO FACE! Why not? He's the best villain. he represents the battle between good and evil and the ill effects of chance, and batman has an internal conflict about him because they used to be pals! An old episode with him in it could have turned the show from awful to fine, but he's not in there. Another thing I hate is how one second catwoman is white, the next second she's black. One second, Riddler is a goofy little giggler, the next second he's Gomez Adams. that's another flaw to it. The actors who play the villains are inconsistent and very different from each other. Another thing I hate are the death traps that serve as cliffhangers between each two part episode. The bad guy ALWAYS leaves the room instead of making sure Batman dies. And they always do some Rube Goldberg thing instead of just shooting them. It's wrong, I know, but I seriously wish that batman would just die. It's a worse form of torture than the death traps themselves. But I think the nail in the coffin for the old batman show is how deeply flawed it is. It tries to copy the 40s comic books, but it's made in hippie times, so the end product is flawed and the time period is a bizarre amalgamation of old and new. nothing about it makes sense. One second, batman is like Hercule Poirot, the next second, he's smoking some marijuana or something. It's so weird that I can't stand it. But I've been getting off on a bit of a tangent here. let me talk about the new batman for a second. I hate him just as much. Just like Adam West is a dork, the new batman is a psychopath. How is this a good thing? And his voice has been completely warped. He doesn't sound like a mountain troll, he just has a NORMAL VOICE! And why the hell is the batmobile a TANK? Why does he get to drive a tank around? Doesn't that damage some stuff? I think batman was only engineered for the good old days. You can't bring him into the modern era. he's not designed for the modern era. in OLD batman comic books, there were stories about police corruption. Batman was designed as a hero for an era when the police were inept. Today, forensic science has evolved. Are you telling me that the police can't catch a guy who dresses up like a clown? Come ON. Why doesn't the army just come in and raze Gotham city to the ground? If it's such a bad place, why the hell do people even live there? There are so many plotholes that it makes your head spin. Like I was saying, new Batman is awful. REALLY awful. I'm OK with the Michael Keaton batman movie. that one's masterful. Jack Nicholson is a good Joker. he's a psychopath, sure, but he still has a sense of humor, and he still has the gun that goes bang. And Tim Burton is a great director, and everything is on cue there. And I LOVE the Prince songs. The sequel is good, and even the third one with Jim Carrey is kind of mediocre. When it comes to the new batman movies, though, they're just horrible. Heath Ledger isn't funny, he's just scary, and very annoying. bane isn't even a real villain, he doesn't have a gimmick or anything. He's just a strong guy. What's exciting about that? Christopher Nolan is an idiot, and I'm never going to watch his depraved bloodfests. I await your last argument.