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Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universeFlash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of usHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haFlash - a-ah - he's a miracleFlash - a-ah - king of the impossibleHe's for everyone of usStand for everyone of usHe'll save with a mighty handEvery man every womanEvery child - with a mighty flashFlash - a-ahFlash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of usJust a manWith a man's courageHe knows nothing but a manBut he can never failNo one but the pure in heartMay find the golden grailOh oh - oh ohFlashShe keeps Moet et ChandonIn her pretty cabinet'Let them eat cake' she saysJust like Marie AntoinetteA built-in remedyFor Kruschev and KennedyAt anytime an invitationYou can't declineCaviar and cigarettesWell versed in etiquetteExtraordinarily nice[CHORUS:]She's a Killer QueenGunpowder, guillotineDynamite with a laser beamGuaranteed to blow your mindAnytimeRecommended at the priceInsatiable in appetiteWanna try?To avoid complicationsShe never kept the same addressIn conversationShe spoke just like a baronessMet a man from ChinaWent down to Geisha MinahThen again incidentallyIf you're that way inclinedPerfume came naturally from ParisFor cars she couldn't care lessFastidious and precise[CHORUS]Drop of a hat she's as willing asPlayful as a puzsy catThen momentarily out of actionTemporarily out of gasTo absolutely drive you wild, wildShe's all out to get you[CHORUS]Recommended at the priceInsatiable an appetiteWanna try?You wanna try I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!b Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,c And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:d In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,e When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery— In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy— You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.f For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.