Being a Fatty is Worse than Being a Ginger

Framework Really? Wild Snorlax is not impressed with your argument. My opponent at this point is just trying to play semantics with me. Luckily this is a troll debate and there really are no “definitions” so my opponent can’t just make a definition of fatty right now. Especially because this is my last round and that would be very poor conduct Con. We have both agreed on the same “perspective” over what a fatty is over the last 2 rounds. Anyways, overweight does not equal fatty. Fatty is its own definition in this debate and it is anyone that is noticeably fat and there has been an unspoken agreement over that since I first posted my opening argument and you responded with no objections. I will be ignoring everything marked with frame work as if they weren’t there. Swimming Actually 100% of people do get sunburned! Even African Americans! . http://www.scandalousbeautyonline.com... . http://jacksonville.com... . http://www.answerbag.com... I apologize to the audience; My opponent has been known throughout this debate to completely make up organizations and even so called ‘facts” hasn’t he? 96% < 100% And yes, yes I am a seal. I do not see how that is relevant. But yes I am. The picture is for the audience to compare to your own for their own decision :D Considering there are only 3 total years of middle school my opponent must have repeated a year and re-learned the same thing! Therefore we have the same middle school knowledge on the subject! My opponent never responded to the fact that he is working for the R. C. G. A. I believe he is trying to avoid the topic because the organization is so top secret… Yeah, He definitely has some top secret knowledge that he got from working there. I am quite silly aren’t I? Pregnancy A. A logical opinion mind you! Anyways, are you really going to trust this mans opinion? B. No concession here! All arguments and rebuttals have been based purely off opinion! Even my opponent cannot prove which one is really pregnant and I think it is a mystery none of us will ever know. Difference between a fat woman and a pregnant woman: One is pregnant. That good enough for you? C. <_< >_> Stairs A. Ha! FAP does not have the slightest bias! It literally focuses and puts 100^Infinity% of its effort into Fat American People and every possible thing anyone can every know anything about fat people. Like ermegerd that’s a lot of facts. We can disregard MASTURBATION because only 33% of its efforts focus on fat people whereas the other 66% focuses on anorexia and bulimia! 9000 < 4,454,954.3 Fat people suffer more. Anyways, if the government was such a racist bitch against black people and gingers they could improve those government mandated shoes! This can easily be done by putting mini jet packs on the side of your shoe in order to lift you up off the ground and propel you forward at your will. Our president approves! Fat People and Farting A. *Gasp* You just single handedly pissed off 87% of the fat population. This is where you are wrong! Fat people simply do not have the ability to control when they pass gas because their chub cuts off their blood flow making them feel numb and not able to control whether they fart or not! Fat people cannot control their farts and as a result they are smelly people and are often thought as unsanitary against their will! What my opponent does not realize is that he is only partly correct. Yes, fat people farting can help us, but it happens far less than the amount of chemical explosions that happen in our atmosphere. 78% of fat farts cause chemical explosions. The other 22% protects us from Sun radiation! In addition, the chemical explosions cause sun radiation to leak through three times over the amount that the successful farts (ones that do not explode) help protect against sun radiation! Fat People and Being Attractive A. Actually they have been awarded the Nobel Prize 12 times for the amount of scientific research, polls, public opinion, and the amount of hard work they do to help America judge others! Significant? I think yes. Fact is, the majority of people prefer gingers over fat people. I’m sorry for the misunderstanding, I didn’t think I had to debate whether all of those people were sexy or not because of my statistics. Conceding to them is irrelevant because I have already proven them unimportant. Also, that’s Rupert Grint. I said Ron Weasely you muther facker. BIG DIFFERENCE. Sure, but can a fat sassy chick show a little fire? I don’t think so. ;D Physical Activity Football: But it really really helps. Like really. Again, a good team needs a versatile line man. I’m not saying they can’t do it. I’m just saying they wouldn’t be nearly as good as they should be! Golf: Psh, it’s been proven that fat people can’t operate a golf cart. Baseball: Again, I’m not saying they can’t do it. I’m just saying they would be bad at it. Basketball: It’s not racist if it is true and it is undeniable that 95% of all black people and 99.9% of all basketball playing black people can jump like really freakin high. Sumo Wrestling: Ah okay, so then fat people are good at one sport out of like, a lot. Gingers can be good at every sport, except Sumo wrestling. I think Gingers win this. No, I know gingers can do more physical activity than fat people. I know. Noticeabilty Hmm, obviously your middle school social studies classes didn’t pay off very well! More money into the economy = faster $$$ for everyone! A. This means that skinny people not only help the economy, but they can also pull pranks that are meant for skinny people and fat people! B. Nah, every terrorist out there is an Osama Binladen therefore there are multiple Osama Binladens. Also, that is completely false! The bigger you are the slower you are and you have a more likely chance to get shot due to your size! Nu-uh, ain’t nobody got time for a fat guy in the military. C. No way. There is far too much control in his face and hands for that to be “spontaneous”. I get the feeling my opponent may have a certain biasness to his own kind. >_> ERMEGERD AWESOME GINGERS OF FIERY CYBORG AWESOMNESS! !! Fire Bending Con actually concedes to the fact that he is a fire bender! Obviously he hasn’t been training too hard because he does not have full control over his fire bending skills (Remember how hard it is to master control over that? ) and falsely claims that no fire benders can control their flames! That is a ludicrous statement! Just because you aren’t a master yet, doesn’t mean you have to bring everyone else down, Okay? My opponent concedes that all of the fire benders did indeed dye their hair! No surprise is it? Combustion I did not concede! I did name one thing that is good about combustion! Which would be that if you are getting hot headed it’s most likely because of something you hate so you’re probably want to destroy it anyways! Gingers are robots of Awesomess Yeah I can. I can because you are a robot! This isn’t outrageous because it’s true. Let me explain again why I have come to this conclusion: No Soul = No Emotions = Robot Con concedes that he is indeed a robot of awesomeness. Irish Jig Like combustion, I did still name a reason why it could be good! Make some profit by allowing people to beat you up for money after doing an Irish Jig! Pot of Gold Whoops, that’s what I meant to put. I accidently had a massive typo. Rainbows do indeed have an end! I also have discriminating proof about this and a picture of MassiveDump finding the pot of gold. Conclusion Let’s face it everyone! Con has conceded or given weak arguments to the majority of everything I posted! Gingers have better lives than fatties. That is all fact, no opinion. Gingers have fire powers, are awesome robotic cyborgs, work for the government, and are secretly taking over the world! All fat people have is Mcdonalds.