Wife vs Husband Round 3!!!!

I am playing the wife again as Pro..... Con will default be Husband. Rules are same as Round 1 and 2 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU READ AT LEAST ROUND 1 or 2 to understand flow of debate ROUND 1 http://www.debate.org... Scenario Round 1 Create a name for your wife and Husband.....Then present continuous arguments based upon hypothetical scenario that is given Round 2 though 4 respond back and forth to arguments Round 5 Final argument, then provide resolution to whether you will stay in relationship or not and why. Provide any Notes or comments to opposing debator "You had good argument, dont take seriously, I got confused when you said.....or enjoyed debate, etc. For New Comers who have not seen Rounds 1 and 2 and do not feel like reading it so the for a simple layout.... Voting is based on most convincing, creative, realistic, funny, dramatic debate. Anything Goes, opponent can lie make up stories, just provide a fun comeback. that is all. Scenario Husband Comes home from a hard day of work, His wife is in the kitchen, cooking, she hugs him and kisses him, she greets him and jokes with him saying she saw him at Victoria secret saying i'm so happy to see you there, grabbed him by his crotch and moan and asked if he had planned to get her something for valentines day....Her husband looks puzzled and tells her he was at work all day, whoever she saw wasn't him.....She looked puzzled as well, and then held him by the hand and proceeded to lead him to the living room to sit down on the couch.....she told him that she thought the guy was him and had sex with him in the car. Husband:....What the F#&(? how could you have mistaken that for me? Wife: he looks exactly like you!, he talked like you, he walked like you he dressed like you!, do you have a twin? Husband: Im gona kill my brother when i see him. That punk. Wife: So you didnt tell your brother you were married? how is this his fault,, the hell am i a secret? you embarassed by me? the heck is going on here? Husband: Pfft you tell me! Was he even good? Wife:......Dont even go there.. Husband and wife accuse each other, Husband accuses wife of not knowing him enough to know the difference between him and any other man, even his brother, they been together for 5years and that she should have known it was not him, because she cheated he contemplates leaving. The Wife accuses the husband of keeping secrets from her for 5years, and feels unworthy because she was kept underwraps from his family, wonders what other secrets he is hiding. The Argument The Wife's name is Clementine Okay....so i'm kind of freaking out here, i slept with a dude who i thought was you, and this guy didn't even correct me, even though he knew he wasn't my husband, your brother is a F@&*@ PRICK!!! is all your family members like this? who else are you hiding??? better bring them the #%&@ out. Sorry for all my language, but all of this is too much to take in, this is crazy beyond crazy. And..and..and....You had the nerve to ask me was he any good? The hell are you thinking? The #^*#(! does that matter? maybe you should go ask him or maybe you want try it for yourself and see? Look i'm sorry this happen, and i'm sorry if i hurt you. But you cant close the chain of responsibility on me, i couldn't have known.....so this your time to explain mister.Why did'nt you tell me about your brother? No more sex for you for 2 weeks, that position you like? the helicopter? you can forget it. You are stuck using my vibrator, until you have an answer for yourself. By the way, he was good, just as good as you, does that make you happy? the only difference is that it was in the car. I need to clean out the car because you keep eating junk food in there, i asked you nicely not to do that. Lets work this out okay we can end this on a good note if that;s what you want to do