Ultimate Team War

I will quickly respond to the allegations of rule-breaking. Then I will post a quick compromise. Finally, I will post my argument/response. ====== If I have broken rule 2 (no unlimited powers) then so has Pro. He has an unlimited borg army, a telepathic who can interface with an unlimited number of people simultaneously just to mention a few. I accept the restrictions only under the condition that he provide similar restrictions to his own characters. However, I will not accept the limit of Askbob that his new accounts created only apply to DDO. Askbob's internet exploits are not limited to DDO, therefore they should not be in this game either. ====== Incapacitation strategies: 1. Som31john incapacitates the invisible woman by shadowing her and then using his seduction technique to repulse her. If he is unable, for any reason, to shadow her, then he remains close enough to the region of the other players so that if she attempts an attack on them he may similarly incapacitate her. 2. Brian Eggleston keeps Magneto busy by issuing a string of adjective-laden insults that baffles Magneto's overly serious and analytical mind. Magneto is stuck trying to figure out the meaning of such things as "canoodling cretins that conspicuously cavort in crowded carriages", "cretinous catering conmen", "Right Wing Tabloid-Publishing Plutocrats", "ignorant, loud-mouthed gobshites" and others. 3. Askbob incapacitates Durandal by providing an unlimited number of new network accounts, one after the other, that Durandal must delete. 4. Askbob keeps the borg busy by providing lulz at the expense of Cable's physical appearance. The borg cannot help themselves from laughing hysterically and collectively. I mean seriously, have you ever seen a more obvious closet-case? (http://www.superherodb.com...) 5. Logic-Master lures Cable in to a telepathy battle. Once Cable gets inside Logic-Master's brain, LM debates him simultaneously on hundreds of topics and provides arguments from both sides. Cable is unable to withstand such mental pressures and his head explodes. 6. Ragnar Rahl can incapacitate all characters provided by Pro by locking them into a debate in which he never backs down. The arguments go on indefinitely. -------- Assimilation strategies: 1. Brian Eggleston uses his 'excessive charm' ability to convert the invisible woman from foe into friend. She is unable to resist his humorous charm. 2. Logic-Master lures Cable into a telepathy battle. He then uses his superiopr logic ability to debate and then convince Cable to join LM's side. 3. Askbob assimilates Durandal by hacking into his software and changing his allegiance to Askbob. -------- Destruction of the enemy: 1. Logic-Master lures Cable in to a telepathy battle. Once Cable gets inside Logic-Master's brain, LM debates him simultaneously on hundreds of topics and provides arguments from all sides and angles. Cable is unable to withstand such a mental barrage and his head explodes. 2. Askbob defeats Durandal either by simply deleting his software, or if that is not possible, by implanting a virus that wipes him out. 3. Ragnar Rahl locks Magneto into a debate about the uses of metal as specie. Ragnar Rahl takes the opposing position and Magneto is unable to escape the debate. Magneto attempts to use his superior logic capability, but R&R is unable to be budged from his position. Finally, realizing the debate is useless, Magneto allows R_R to have the 'Last Word.' The 'Last Word' is so effective that it causes Magneto's brain to hemorrhage. 4. Som31John and Askbob team up to degrade the invisible woman for the obviously sexist, subordinate role she symbolizes by being 'the invisible woman.' She exits the battlefield, goes home and cries herself to sleep. 5. Askbob teams up with Ragnar Rahl to deride one of the borg as a tool unable to think for himself. The depression becomes overwhelming for the borg. His depression infects the rest of the borg, because their mind is as one. They simultaneously end their own pathetic, unoriginal lives. ======= CONCLUSION I have shown that all members of Pro's team are susceptible to assimilation, incapacitation, or ultimate defeat. Any combination of these strategies on an individualistic basis could result in complete victory for Team Con.