Resolved: The US should tell Russia that Ukraine is gay so that the Russians leave

1) Russia is 'fearless'"Russia is definitely a nation that is conservative; however, they’re not a nation to have much fear"Uh, they have PLENTY of fear.... Heres a list of all the stuff they fear:1 - running out of vodka2 - running out of vodka3 - running out of vodka4 - gays5 - gay people taking all the vodka6 - Germany invading7 - Having winters that arent harsh to drive out invaders8 - Revolutions in Ukraine9 - The Russian Men's hockey team losing early on in the Winter Olympics10 - People leaving their shoes in other people's homes (im not even making this one up actually: http://www.dummies.com... )11 - Burping in public (again, not making this one up, see link ^)Russians fear lots of things, one of which is gays. " My opponent mistakenly considered disapproval with fear."Those two are very heavily associated. I disapprove and fear cockroaches, polygamy, and idiots having the right to vote. Fear and disapproval almost always go hand in hand to the point that there really isnt a difference between the two. 2) Economic sanctions"America is just backing an angry dog into a corner, which will just make the dog more vicious & irritated. Diplomatic means has ultimately failed to resolve such an issue."So even you agree that economic sanctions are a worse idea then the idea of telling Russia that Ukraine is gay. Got it. 3) Other possible solutions"My proposed solution will be considered highly “dangerous,” but most “effective” if achieved. The “DECLARATION OF WAR” must be initiated. "Slow down there Cheney, If we managed to screw up very winnable wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, then something tells me that declaring war on RUSSIA isnt going to end very well either..... "They’ve been a threat since the cold war, why does the US even try to work with them?"Nukes, huge country, weird language, all the same reasons we dont mess with China. "This situation in Ukraine also occurred in Georgia"lol the Russians didnt invade Georgia..... If the Russians invaded the state north of Florida, I think we'd all know about it dont you think? "We must prepare our “nukes,” win the “intelligence” war, and ultimately rid this world of communist influences. "They're not communist anymore though.... Theyre homophobic, and ironically a tad homosexual at the same time, but not communist. "it secures a safer future for generations to come."I know we all agree that a post-nuclear-apocalyptic-landscape is something that the next generation probably deserves for acting like a bunch of spoiled brats all the time, but I wouldnt consider that to be 'safer'. Trying to tea-bag an armed mouse trap sounds safer then what YOURE proposing"The only way to fight fire…is by adding gasoline…"Redneck Nasa logic 101 right there ========================================================================================Telling Russia that Ukraine is gay is a very low-risk, potentially effective move for the US to make to get Russia out of Ukraine compared to all the other options. Its a tactic that does NOT involve nuclear winter or putting ones nuts into an armed mouse trap, and the worst thing that could happen is that Russia might get a tad mad at us for insinuating that they made themselves seem gay for invading a gay country through their backdoor.....I thank con for a wonderful debate :D