God's supposed murders are often actually deserved executions

"There is a very fascinating story about why Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt."Yes, she was a murder witness. "There were many animals that died in the Flood. However, they probably committed the violence men were committing as well."I would like to know what kind of violence 1,000s of species committed to be completely wiped out and why it is mentioned nowhere in the bible. Yet the species, man, which supposedly incited the event, is still around..."Nadab and Abihu committed a more grievous sin than the surface implies. They actually tried to enter the Holy of Holies, an act punishable by death."Even if they "tried" they didn't, and that is not what they were slaughtered for. Nonetheless, is it ever reasonable to kill someone simply for entering a sanctuary. Even people who are caught breaking and entering wouldn't be given the death penalty."the two captains and their 100 men, they acted like God was powerless to protect Elisha."They where massacred. In 2 Kings 1:13 they are definitely not acting like God was powerless to protect him."As for Onan, he insulted his family greatly by only caring about whether they would be his. This was a terrible deed back then."That's 1) not what he was killed for by God and 2) not a good reason to slaughter him regardless of how bad it was "back then". Imagine getting the death penalty for insulting your family, for God to be a just god he should surely know better."Now the Israelites were complainers. God punished them to teach us to be thankful."I'm sorry, but that really made me LOL. Parents should start following God's example and kill they're children to teach them to be thankful, that is until their children are mysteriously all gone."As for Uzzah, I'm not denying he had good intentions. However, God was very specific about how to transport this ark."Don't mess with a perfect divine beings standard, especially if you are an imperfect mortal."David knew and followed God's law, so he should have known that God commanded a small fee from older people who served in the military for the pay of the priests. However, he didn't make the people pay, and God warned a plague would come if they didn't do this."It's interesting all the prophets get away with their responsiblity while other people die, and as a result of, in this example, their negliagence. "As for Jeroboam's son, God gave his son an illness so Jeroboam I (there was a second Jeroboam) would ask a prophet if his son would recover. God gave him news that, because he caused Israel to be apostates, his entire family would be destroyed."Another shinning example of God's morality, kill the innocent for the actions of the guilty. AKA guilt by association, a logical fallacy."As for these youths, baldness was considered a curse. Even though Elisha was a prophet, given the rights of a firstborn from the famous Elijah, these youths thought, "This guy's bald, so he's cursed." Baldness was a bigger deal in Israel than today, but these youths were old enough to know better."Well obviously it must be a big deal. Hell, cancer is considered a modern curse, but you don't here about people getting the death penalty for hurting a cancer patients feelings. Don't mess with Elisha kids, he don't play."David's son is a pretty tragic story. I agree it doesn't sound fair. However, God knew that pagans would consider him powerless if he didn't punish David."Might is right! Gotta show those pagans!"As for Israelites, they might think they could commit adultery or murder unpunished if the king did."Then kill the king if anything! Jeez, that situation could have been avoided completely..."Now the lions were sent among the pagans because God wanted them to come to repentance."I find it rather humorous God is only willing to resort to violence when he wants someone to repent, guess they didn't repent fast enough..."It's sad about the first-borns, but this web site shows God killed fewer people than Pharaoh (who considered himself descended from the Egyptian god Ra), and only to pierce Pharaoh's heart."The thing about it is, God is not only punishing the Pharaoh for him refusing to let the Israelites free, but God himself hardend his heart so he WOULDN'T meaning God created the entire situation just so he could kill kids! I think God just gets a kick out of justifying his own slaughtering the innocent. Oh I get it now! The Pharaoh killed more people than God, and seeing as God is very competitive, want a higher kill count than him.