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REBUTTALSConduct violation: do not bring that in this debate. If I lose the argument in that debate, then I lose the conduct as well in that debate. That does not matter in this battle. My opponent has made the terrible logical errors of "Well if the front page is subjective, then the last page must also be subjective." That is wrong, unsupported, and a slippery slope fallacy. There could be a billion different sized pages in between the two! Some of them are small, like google.com, and others are SUPER LONG, like The Longest Text Ever, located on http://www.angelfire.com....So if the internet was a book, as my opponent seems to have turned the internet to, it would be huge, and by the time we reached the last page, we would be super exhausted, too exhausted to fight the spider boss. The internet is not one page. It is not two. It is not even 42 pages, even though 42 is supposed to be the answer to everything. No. In fact, the internet is located on the [(42 ^ 42) ^ 42]th page. "you can't decide what it is to ban it." Yes, you can decide, I posted the link up there. What, were you scaredy-cat? Hahaha. Oh, and my opponent failed to rebut any of my five points up there. Thus, I will repeat them for the sake of annoyance and hope that my opponent will try to rebut those arguments.Why the last page of the internet should be banned1. The final boss of the internet hides in there (Which, my opponent claims is a spider. Okay, god, who cares what it is. We just care about how many people get killed everyday by the boss)As far as we are concerned, there are many speculations about who is really the final boss of the internet. For our purposes, let us assume it is a cross between all those crazy men, Rainbow Bunchie, Derpy, Anonymous, and etc. etc. Even so, this final boss has not yet been defeated by anyone. Whoever claims so has no proof, no screen-shot, no photo, nada. It can be thus claimed that the final boss cannot be defeated. Furthermore, the final boss of the internet kills many people every day, striking in secret so that no one notices. Because so much people already die per day. It is because of the deaths that the last page of the internet should be banned.2. Even the president doesn't support it. I mean, seriously, all that's needed are the major of congress's vote, and Barack Obama just checks it off and....voila! The final page of the internet is banned.3. It is completely useless (Except for evil people, who hire the final boss to kill others)The final page of the internet is not a social website. Neither is it a search engine. All that is on it is four measly lines of text. Which is just there to fool you anyways. You'd laugh, attempt to close the window....and that's when the boss strikes, killing you. People who switch tabs have a 50% chance to instantly gain cancer. People who try to crtl+alt+delete automatically get a huge headache. Any resistance is futile. If you go outside as the website says, well, that's proof that your mind has been taken over already by the final boss. Terrible!DO NOT CLICK: http://www.1112.net......4. It doesn't have a lap dance, as CinemaSins would sayHey, it doesn't even have cute anime girls or anything! As I stated in point 3, the site is completely useless to good or normal people, and it even gives danger to them. The last page of the internet doesn't even have sofcore porn! We are all angry.5. few people can visit the page without dying, making it more uselessList of known people who can visit the last page without dying:--9spaceking--Chuck Norris--The Devil--The Creator of the Website and his good friends--Adolf Hitler (if he was alive)--Osama Bin Ladin (if he was alive)--You (but only temporarily and for purposes of this debate)--The president of the United States (he bought 10,000 freezing potions to freeze the final boss, and he succeeded--but very very narrowly. And by very very narrowly I mean he closed the website within one planck time within the time of the boss awakening.