Rap Battle 8

This downsydromed fuk actually thinks theres a mic This is the internet btch, you know we have to type Yeah your being abused that much is right Call you my redheaded step child, and i'm in a bad mood tonight. Your right I was finished rounds ago, the rest of this battle was a waste Your bars are just like you, they have no taste I am a nerd, and you act like there something wrong with that I'd still beat the sht out of you in real life, all it would take is just one little btch slap You'd wake up realizing the btch that you are Look at me and tell me that I went to far Then you'd apologize for spitting all these wack azz bars It was just a reality check because you will never be a star Keep lying to yourself homie, you woudn't have my girl or no one elses either You are so ugly that you don't even have a picture, I just made you ten years wiser I have a house, but I could go back home if I wanted It's better than being you and having your parents wished that you were aborted. You are that metaphorical stereotype that no one wants to be You parents fuked and chose not to abort you because they didn't have the money They looked for hangers, and considered the danger Then decided they would have you in a fit of anger It has to suck knowing that no one wants you You will never have a girl , that much is true You parents wished they would have aborted you with a stick They wished they had the money to abort this fuking prick I don't dream about sex I get it everyday and that sht you said about bestiality makes you seem mad gay Makes me wonder about your intentions as a person This guy is probably ADOL, that is why his conscious is hurtin You don't have any rhythm or style Half you bars look like the came from the rip off of 8 mile I do have pex to flex, and that sht is something you know nothing about Last time I got in a fight, I broke the kids arms and then knocked them out His name was ledarious and he was in the hospital for quite a while I would have got probation, but they labeled it self defense before it went to trial When they doctors diagnosed him, he had a broke jaw and a broke arm That is what you get when you attack me, you getting introduced to the word harm. Now i'm through metaphorically killing this btch He is nothing more than a bothersome itch If he keeps on talking I am going to give him a stitch I just owned you with bars that are abundantly rich My bars taste like chocolate , and yours taste like salt People breathe in what i spit, they spit yours out like it was sour malt I'm about to end this soon before I get arrested for child abuse This guy actually thinks he won, he is a tad bit confused. This guy probably bought all these bars for a dime he should be locked up for committing a crime stick in him handcuffs and make him do his time Literally this guy spits rhetorical slime He's just tried to battle me when I'm in my prime This got is nothing just a horrible mime Before you beat me you have a really long climb. The thought that you could beat me is ever so sublime So sit back and take your loss kid, just like the btch that you are This battle has already went on to long, it went go far I just murdered this punk azz kid, he was never ready for me I just took all your money and hope, call me the wolf of wall street.