Mistavega is the one epic omnipotent ruler of ownage.

Opening statements: Wow I must say, I'm truly astonished on how remarkable my opponents argument is, for a heaping pile of cow manure. Seriously that was about as compelling as my five year old nieces arguments on why she should stay up past her bed time. Yes I am comparing his arguments to that of a five year olds. I dub my opponent "Captain Obvious", America certainly needs more patriots like him, we can all appreciate his valiant efforts and behold them benevolent in our hearts. I very well know that discourteously to the people who ultimately decide who the winner of this debate is going to be is a bad decision if my intentions were to actually win this debate. I obviously struck a chord in my opponents gaping mangina. His feelings are hurt. Perhaps after this debate is over I should send him a soft pillow made out of fabric softener along side complimentary heart shaped chocolates, with a corresponding "I'm sorry" postcard. I made clear to my opponent that I have the condition know as coprolalia. If he can't disregard the offensive remarks because hes to much in tuned with his emotional side, then so be it, that's his problem. As for the rest of the reasonable intelligent human beings viewing this debate, I'm sure they can cast aside petty insults and look at the actual context of the debate as a whole when deliberating their judgments. Also, I don't have to defend the position of me having coprolalia, that's an issue that is completely irrelevant to me being the epic omnipotent ruler of ownage of the modern gaming community. But even if I did defend the position of me having coprolalia, I think it would be completely absurd. Does my opponent expect me to post medical documentation for a petty internet debate? I also think that my opponent making accusations about a mental disorder that he obviously knows nothing about is completely and utterly preposterous. My opponent is not a professional psychiatrist, so he cannot say what is normal and not normal for someone who has coporaliala. Oh yeah and uhh, I'd like to thank my opponent for this debate. -------------------------------- My Arguments: Although I accepted this debate I never agreed to my opponents claims of me being the epic omnipotent ruler of ownage. If you look at my opening statement from round one you can see clearly with crystal clear transparency, like full HD LED TV's, that I agreed that I was the epic omnipotent ruler of ownage of the modern gaming community and not the more general " epic omnipotent ruler of ownage". Although my opponent is correct about not taking out of context about what I said in his thread centered around gaming, he did not understand my meaning about what was actually said. Sometimes what you say and what you mean are two different things completely. When it comes down to it, what matters the most is what is actually meant and what I meant by that post in my opponents thread was that I was the epic omnipotent ruler of ownage in the modern gamming community. That is the position I will defend, now brace yourself! . http://www.livecliq.net... There you go proof enough --- Opponents arguments: My opponent is obviously a douche bag, don't listen to his arguments, just listen to mines, even if I'm not backing up any of my claims. --------------- Conclusion Next time I enter a debate I will stop procrastinating and try not to rush everything 40 minutes before I go to work. I'm obviously not being serious about any of this, but I could've made it more interesting if I would've sat down and did it right.