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The clergy should keep their beaky noses out of our Yuletide celebrations

What's it got to do with the church, eh? This is our festival, not theirs. On December the 25th Europeans celebrated the winter solstice, as they had done for time immemorial. That was until the 4th Century when a bunch of religious crackpots turned up with their book of Middle Eastern folk tales and hijacked the celebrations for themselves. They reckoned a character from their book called Mr. Christ was born on the 25th December and they renamed Yuletide "Christ's Mass" in his honour. What a cheek! Before they came and saw what a great time we were having in our mid-Winter celebrations, they reckoned that he was born sometime in the Spring. So what do they expect us to believe happened there then? Did this infant "son of God" actually plop out on December 25th but his mother walked around with the baby dangling between her legs for a few months before she decided to cut the umbilical cord? Come on, your Graces, you can do better than that. Why doesn't the church just admit that the whole malarkey is a big scam designed to rake in bumper profits from cheaply produced nativity plays? Ladies and Gentlemen, we don't need religion to celebrate December the 25th. * Santa Claus has nothing to do with Christ's birthday. The name comes from the Dutch rendition of St. Nicholas, the former Bishop of Myra, Turkey. By all accounts, he was a kindly old soul who used to go about distributing gifts to people in need. So, nothing to do with the birth of Christ whatsoever, is it, eh? Reverend? Eh? Is it? * Christmas stockings are associated with Santa, not Christ, so stand away from the presents Father. * Christmas trees were introduced by Prince Albert, Queen Victoria's fancyman, who got them in Germany, not the Holy Land, Vicar. * Poinsettias are Mexican weeds that some urchin gave to someone as a Christmas present and Mexico is a long way from Bethlehem, your Eminence. I know that. I've got an Atlas. * Did the Three Wise Men arrive at the stable on a sleigh drawn by reindeer? No they didn't, did they Padre? * Holly, ivy and mistletoe are pagan symbols of fertility and longevity, Monsignor, so don't even think about pulling the wool over our eyes with that one. * The traditional roast dinner comes from England via America, where turkeys come from. Since they are not native to the Middle East (despite their name) Christ wouldn't have known what a turkey was if one came up and pecked him on the arse. And cranberry sauce is American too, so hands off our Yuletide grub, your Holiness. In fact, the only thing you will have to forgo by kicking religion out of the festivities is shopping for seasonal gifts at your local branch of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh 'R' Us! In view of this, I propose that the church should mind its own business and stop interfering with our mid-Winter festival. Thank you. Sources: http://www.thehistoryofchristmas.com... http://www.allthingschristmas.com... http://en.wikipedia.org... http://en.wikipedia.org...
Rap Battle

Thanks for accepting. I hope we have alot of fun doin this. =) NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! LISTEN HERE NOTORIOUS, IM ABOUT TO BE VICTORIOUS, THIS BATTLE WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED, THIS RIGHT HERE AINT 4 THE FAINT-HEARTED, U COME AT ME AND THATS ALL U GOT, ...OHH YEAH I FORGOT, UR A BIT**, WITH UR LAME @$$ $HIT, COME ON MAN, U AINT EVEN SET A BATTLE PLAN, BUT I DISTROY YOU WITH THIS, CAUSE IM THE $H!T WITH THIS, I BE SPITTIN FIRE ON THE MIC THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE DRAGON, U TRY TO B HARD BUT UR LYRICS ARE SAGGIN, DOWN TO THE FLOOR, MAN IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCORE. You need to shut the he!! up, big red Before I beat u up and send u cryin in yo bed u think u hardcore and all that, but u aint all that I'll prove it by beating you down to the mat You cant rap, and thats a f***in fact so just get off yo computer and stop yo motherf***ing act Let real rappers do their thing, cuz they no good $h!t if you dont that ill give u a hard hit and im speakin the truth right there cuz b!t*h, when you rap, on one will really care maybe you need a vacation so get the hell outta town and bitch dont talk $h!t to me cuz i will put the smackdown you say my rhymes suck and sound like cr@p b!t*h, yo the on who cant even rap I will put the smackdown cuz thats what I do Put b!t**es in their places just like you you cant keep up with me and i think you know that yo just too sad so go back to yo geek @$$ pals and chat bro! look i'm S98! Thats the number 1 trait! man you all you do is talk $h!t like a little b!t*h i bet yo a white boy with a hi pitch i can beat up in any rap battle, any time any day ill beat you so bad that youll have nothing left to say nigga, this truth so just accept it before you make a fool outta yo self and get hit you think you can keep up with me, huh dude? but you cant, and when u loose youll be booed!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhh!!!! lol LETS C WHAT UVE GOT!!!
Rap Battle

YO . . . YO . . . YO . . . DDO, hear me ROAAAAR! You aint' gonna find my beats in no store. I come straight at you from the digital underground. My words hurt far worse, pound-for-pound. Better watch out, I ain't pullin no punches. So gather round and hold onto your lunches. My rhymes are the illest of the ill. I spew more filth than the BP oil spill. My opponent said his rhymes sound like they'z bought in a store; They sound more like something you'd hear from a ten dollar whore. This little boy wants to try to be an EMCEE??? He don't have nothing bad to say against me. I am the UNASSAILABLE, the one and only bluesteel. I treat my opponents like dogs and make them heel! Once I'm done, this little boy will be crying to his momma. My words will addle your brain right into a coma. Did you know my opponent makes his girlfriend wear a veil? You wanna know why? Cuz she's one fugly female. It turns out my opponent is m93's little brother. Know how I found out? While I was plowing his mother. And I must say, that's one fertile field. In about 9 months, a baby boy it will yield. And we'll name him bluesteel2, right after his dad. And you know what's really gonna make you sad? He'll make better beats than you when he's just a toddler. I won't be like your daddy, I won't be no coddler. My baby will grow up street mean and beat you upside the head. And that's THAT! With this last stanza, I leave you for DEAD.
Rap Battle

I look forward to a fun rap battle!! NOW....... IM LYRICALLY AND EMPIRICALLY GIFTED, IMMA SURPRISE YALL LIKE WHEN OJ GOT ACQUITTED, WHEN I BATTLE PEOPLE ITS JUST UNFAIR, I HOLD IT DOWN AND YALL ARE UNAWARE, I PUT MORE DAMAGE ON THE MIC THAT GAME DOES WITH 50, ALL MY **** IS REAL AND THATS NO MYSTERY, I WOULD KEEP GOING WITH THE RAP AND MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE, BUT I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE CALLING IN A NURSE Your mind isn't loose your hanging it by one simple noose. Let it free cut the cord Break outta the horde- run like a stallion- don't go for the gold just work for a medallion Stay fresh and keep in stylin, keep the thoughts compilin, run like a cheetah but strike like a lion Take them like prisoners shut em down like its Guantanamo Droppin bombs atomic, speed super fast like sonic, watch out below GERONIMO New years resolution for everyone is to stay fit, won't happen its bull **** Thought until my mind implodes, ideas coming in the bulb is now lit Like a long term disease my beat stays in your head, like its cancerous Barbed wire fence lined with guns, don't even come close its too dangerous You come up here thought you were going to be fought But I come prepared my rhymes so good they seem store bought You try to keep up with me but i'm too fast just can't be caught Im the teacher now listen be taught so you won't always finish last Fist clenchin your ready to lash, or you gettin ready to itch that rash? Itunes top I get all the cash, holdin my aim steady shoot the wolf that tried to stray No way you lost the battle never would of thought I was coming in here to win Scheme so deadly its now the eighth, ninth, and tenth deadly sin Runnin outta beats the I can play over in my head, intelligence is now startin to shed Somethin rolled off your shoulders, started to convulse bro I think you lost your head But I'm done playing dead I'm starting to come alive, now fame is what I strive
Rap Battle

Nice try with that East coast rap style bullsh!t, But you may as well have just quit. You say East Coast rap is dead? Fool, I'll shoot you in your head. My boys Biggie, Eminem, and Jay-Z Would all tend to disagree. Your insults are softer than a pussycat, Cuz not only that But we all rep the place where we FROM And you know where I come from San Jo! Straight out the ghetto. I know you bad at geography, But that's WEST COAST motherfvcker, learn to read. http://www.debate.org... Oh by the way I know you're gay And I tried to fvck your sister in the sh!tter But my dick was too big, it didn't fit ‘er. I think I finally figured you out Why you tryin to be a POSER gangsta in this bout… You'd love nothin better than to go to jail On some petty larceny epic fail. When Big Bubba tells you to bend over in the shower You do so GLADLY, you dainty little flower. You say my flow is loose, at least my butthole's tight. YOU'D give up prison tossed salads without a fight. Didn't you listen to your last rhyme meathead? Pay attention, you're saying the same sh!t you already said. You just go from battle to battle with your memorized rhyme Saying "I'm so hard, my opponent's beats suck" all the time. Man, the only thing that's hard about YOU Is the hard on you get from watching your "boyz" in the pool. I agree, you bout as sharp as a pocket knife. Fool, you ever HAD a Swiss Army in your life? That sh!t is about as likely to draw blood As the last cat fight you had with your "best bud." I won't deliver the death blow, son I'll stay my lyrical gun. It's cuz I actually feel bad for you. And I think our audience does too. So the next time you have a smelly Persian cabby named Sahmir. Give him a 5 spot from me and don't shed a tear, This is just a LYRICAL battle he lost, He won't have to pay the ultimate cost. Two gladiators entered the ring, and one got knocked down, But don't worry, I'll spare this silly little Persian clown. Now the battles over, y'all can go and vote. And when I win, I promise I won't gloat.
Rap Battle

OK So... [ALL CAPS RAGE THIS TIME] U SAY U GONNA PUT THE SMACKDOWN THEN DO IT, DONT JUST KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SH!T, B!TCH I DONT PUT ON AN ACT THIS IS MY LIFE, U THE ONT THINKIN HES THE SH!T IN THIS HERE STRIFE, B!TCH U SAY U GONNA BEAT ME DOWN GO AHEAD, NIGGA F*CK WITH ME ULL BE HANGING BY A THREAD, U TALK ABOUT REALL RAPPAZ BUT U AINT ONE, U F*CK WITH ME HOMIE ULL GET OUT DONE, NIGGA GIVE MY A HARD HIT, I DONT EVEN GIVE A SH!T, BECAUSE U CANT EVEN FLOW, NIGGA U NEED TO JUST LET IT GO, UR RHYMES SUCK AND U SOUND LIKE CR@P, NIGGA U IN A F*CKIN TRAP F*CK THE EAST SIDE MANE, THIS IS A WEST SIDE THANG, COMEING AT ME NIGGA BUT U CANT MAINTAIN, THESE LYRICS GONNA ROCK YOUR BRAIN, NOW U GOT 3 B!TCHES ON ME, THEY NAMED JR F-U AND NTK, I B LIVING THAT WESTSIDE LIFE, IM SHARP AS A POCKET KNIFE, U SAY MY RHYMES R WEAK NIGGA URS R CRAP, UR A GOOD EXAMPLE Y EAST SIDE FELL OFF THE MAP, UR FLOW IS LOOSE, MY LYRICS ARE ADDICTING THEY SHOULD CALL IT DRUG ABUSE, UR LYRICS ARE SMALL HOMIE MINE R MUCH BIGGER, ANIT NO NEED TO EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER, U SAID IT UR SELF U'S A F*CKIN CRACK HEAD, COME AT ME NIGGA ULL BE SEEIN RED, THATS BIG RED TO BE EXACT, IM LIVIN THE THUG LIFE WITH THE PAPER IVE STACKED, ALL U CAN DROP IS A MAX OF 10 BARS, U F*CK WITH ME U GONNA LEAVE WITH SCARS, U CALL ME A LIL BOY, NIGGA WHAT U NEED TO DO IS EMPLOY, A MOTHA F*CKIN BODY GUARD, CAUSE I B BANGIN ON FOOLS WITH NO REGUARD. GOOD LUCK, MAY THE BEST MAN WIN BRO!!!
Rap Battle

I've seen Mexicans, and Vietnamese that think they black But never as bad as this sorry sad sack. He spent too much time praying to Mohammed Now his beats so bad they make you wanna vomit. Man, don't you got any ORIGINAL sh!t? You stink worse than the ring in my girlfriend's clit. Stop copy and pasting from the last battle you lost. YOU whiter than Tony Danza from Who's the Boss. This guy wants to act like he's all big and tough? He ain't been in a fight since he come outta his mom's muff. The only way he could make someone quiver in fear Is with a suicide vest strapped to his big fat rear. What kind of sorry-@ss piece of sh!t name is "the dragon." The only thing I seen is your momma's tits, which be saggin. You tried the whole rap thing, but it's time to quit. With your busted-@ss beats, you'll never be legit. It's okay Sahmir, time to go back to your taxi. It's that time of the month, time to strap on your Maxi. You did good writing me such a pretty poem, But right about now it's time for you to go home And don't come back until something dope hits you Fvck it, you can take the mic home wit you. So stop copying 5 cent beats off Chamillionaire And try to show these people that you actually care.
Islam VS. Sikhism

United States : According to many sources, more than 20000 Americans convert to Islam every year. United Kingdom : Kevin Brice, a researcher at the University of Wales Trinity Saint David, calculated that around 5,200 Britons turn to Islam every year, and that the total number of converts is about 100,000. France : 4000-7000 Frenchman convert to Islam every year. There are about 150000-200,000 Muslim converts in France. Conversion rates have significantly increased (nearly doubled) after the Charlie Hebdo attack. An estimated 70,000 French citizens have converted to Islam in recent years, according to a report by France 3 public television. Germany : More than 4000 Germans convert to Islam every year. There are around 100,000 converts to Islam in Germany. Russia : Estimate is 5000-10000. There are about twenty million Muslims in Russia. Correct me if i am wrong. Singapore : About 500 people convert to Islam each year. That has been the average since the 1990s, said the Muslim Converts' Association of Singapore. Ireland : It is estimated that up to 500 Irish people convert to Islam every year. Islam is Ireland's fastest-growing religion, with the number of Muslims recorded in the 2011 Census " 48,130 " expected to reach 100,000 by 2020. Spain : 2000-4000 Spanish convert to Islam every year. About 50000 people converted in recent years. *And yet you're defending your point of you by stating that muslims have many kids?*
Islam VS. Sikhism

In the name of Allah the most merciful and the most compassionate. I start this debate wanting to know the truth behind Sikhism with out any hate, and I'd like to know what are the things that many people don't know about this religion and reasons to convert to the Sikhism as well. So we will start this round by defining our own religion breifly yet clearly. In Islam we mainly believe that there is only one God and many different prophets and messengers of God and we believe that Mohammed (PBUH) is the last prophet sent by God, as muslims we believe in the day of judgement and also believe in heaven and hell.
Time isn't real.

Let's sum up your argument, you say that I have been accusing you of words you have not spoken or maybe I missinterpreted your message. But the fact is I got the meaning behind your message loud and clear, You claim that things do not depreciate because of time but because of use. I am wondering though, have you ever heard of people dying as enfants, athletes dying at a young age, while some others reach an age above average? Of course the environment and food they intake is one of the most important factors. But in a family of four where there is an old man with the age of 102 and presumably they all live under the same conditions do you think they will all make it to the same age as their elder? However the usage of objects still relies within the context of time. If I use the keyboard for a 'day' it would not defect, but how about a usage of 10 years. I might ask you, if I never used this keyboard for 40 years, would it still be as good? No, why is that because the material will have grown rigid, the metal would rust. Why does the metal rust? Even if no one uses they keyboard? This could only mean that iron has been taking the toll on itself. You can also look at anything around you and it would represent time. Do you know how you see? Light or photos fall onto an object then reflects into your cornea which refracts that image and then it's decoded in your optical lobe, and that is how you see. Well I am sure you are aware of that, but my point is, how can you explain the period taken for the light to travel from the object till it reaches your eyes. The speed of light is supposed to travel with a pace of 299 792 458 m / s. Now if there was no time, only spatial dimension, would the light ever travel? Because when light touches the object is a different time from when it actually is decoded inside your head. Those are different events, how can there be no time? Food for thought.
Time isn't real.

Well if you would not put words in my mouth I will explane. No if you eat healthy you will not live forever. But you will live LONGER than someone who eats junk food all the time. Use is what wears down your body and computer parts. You use them and they work less. The keys on your keyboard? They begin to wear down from constant use. Like wise with our bodies. We use them and they break down. Just because I used an expression doesn't mean I admited anything. Humans created a so called "day" we use it to classify a revolution on the earth's axis. That in no way constitutes time. My arguement has never "contradicted itsself." You on the other hand have used the point of "because we age time must exist" as a crutch. You have no proof time exists. You only have what we "classify" as "time". If you went to Mars a "day" would be different there for "time" would be different. We only contructed this as a concept to keep the world in order. Everything wears down due to defects and use not because 5 seconds past. Think about your shoes. When you walk they scrape the ground. Thats why the soles wear down. Not because time, but friction.
Time isn't real.

You are saying if I eat healthy, I will live forever? And if so why not? What wears out those computer parts? Notice that you unacknowledged admitted that time exists when you said 'Your body wears down from DAY TO DAY life nor because seconds tick off your life' Not only does your argument contradict itself, you are admitting that a person could live forever if he/she do not spend effort.. You can't dismiss time, because you have no evidence to do so. Your argument is not valid.
Time isn't real.

People experience heart attacks from many things. Time is not one of them. Poor eating is a reason. But you would not get a heart attack because its "time". There is a reason that can be linked to it. Computer's "die" from parts wearing out. Not because they have a set "time limit". Your body wears down from day to day life not because seconds tick off your life. Time is a measurement and as such is a subjective concept. Not something that exists or acts upon things.
Time isn't real.

And we do experience time as well, You are wrong. The way you explained how you can't change things because it is controlled by spatial dimension. Spatial dimension are the objects touchable objects surrounding you. And no I don't think we do not exist, unless you can prove otherwise you theory of 'impulse' is nothing but a mere bed time story. I exist because I control my actions I can feel, touch, smell and hear. So basically I am alive. Now if you want to talk about TIME. It very much exist, because as I have said if it did not exist you would choose which day even era to live and experience, you could even be immortal. But you might argue and say that this is a biological 'thing' again. Why do you think people die? Why do they experience heart attacks, it's because of time, if there was no time everyone would live forever or at least for a certain standard age. The fact that people die could be simplified in an example of you buying a computer, after 10 years this computer will depreciate and lose it's value and eventually 'die'. Same thing with human beings, our organs depreciates as TIME goes on. IF time did not exist we would be youthful forever and our vital organs would not depreciate or function less.
Time isn't real.

You use the example of gravity. Which on the surface makes sense, but unlike time gravity can be proven due to the ability to experience gravity. You cannot experience time. I am reading this now due to spacial order. Things cannot happen before they happen. They happen in order of occurrence. You cannot reverse your age, because age has nothing to do with time. Aging is a biological process. Secondly there is no real proof that we exist. Everything we feel is due to electrical pulses created by our brains. Our reality could simply be simulated.
Time isn't real.

Now I see that you dismiss the idea of time existing. Very well, on what claims do you think time does no exist? Because it has not been proven scientifically? Then again what is proven scientifically everything is but a mere theory most adaptable to our level of logic and perception. Even gravity is a theory, yet we cannot deny that force that holds up intact to the ground. Unless you have a better explanation of course. However if times does not really exist, then how are you reading my post right now? And why are you not reading it two weeks ago or yesterday? How do you explain the things you have done in the past, why can't you simply go back and refine your actions or stop your own birth? Why are you aging? If time does not exist fellow, none of us would be here right now for time is a state of being, every breath I take is a proof to my existence.