The Umbrella Academy could defeat the Minute Men.

Well then, things are going to get interesting. For my rebutles on Nite Owl and Spectre: I apoligize for the magic reference. My sources said "TECHNICAL wizardry", and I misread it. My apoligies. And impotency? !? !? ! Nite is a boss! As stated in my first argument, he looks like batman, he looks like an owl, he has a ship with chainguns that can mow down spaceboy (more on this later), he is incredibally smart, he is FAR from impotent. He is a valuable assett to the minute men. And spectre? . .. .. ok, so maybe she probably did sleep with everyone on the minutemen team, but wouldn't she "do" Rorschach expecially because he is so awesome? And aren't you supposed to be going against my team? Besides, sleeping with everyone helps make bonds amongst the team. :DThose two points are the only points he attacked: impotency and sleeping with the rest of the team. I assume he agrees with the rest. =======================================================================================Now, onto my opponents defense on his case. I will admit that my opponent is right about one thing, Kraken and Spaceboy DO fight a lot, sometimes to the point of almost seriously hurting one another. But they never do. Exsqueeze me? !? !? ! Of course it is to the point of seriously hurting eachother! Before the carnival, spaceboy prepares to kill kraken, and all of the rest of the UA (Umbrella Academy) had to restrain him from doing it. In this battle in NYC, the rest of the team will be occupied by the rest of the Minutemen, and nothing will hold back Spaceboy from finishing him off, and after that they will be easy prey for Silk and Spectre. And no, Raphael and Leonardo are teenage mutant ninja turtles, and could beat both the Minutemen and the UA, but that's a different debate. Just look at the design, it's used more for patrol/intimidation etc and doesn't seem to move all that fast. While I could find no sites saying the exact amount of speed, in the movie, when saving the people from the burning building, it was able to go at a speed of at least 40 mph in that scene. And then they traveled to Antarctica in the ship? I think it would have to go pretty darn fast to do that. All he has to do then is come around behind the ship and either:a. ) Shoot it with his laser pistol. b. ) Smash it with something really heavy orc. ) Rip open the door and snap Dan like a twig. Really? Try getting even close to it! The owlship is equipped with screechers, which emit a a high pitch sound that distracts people, a blower, which produces concealing fog from dry ice, and has flamethrowers, chainguns, missles, water cannons, an electrical weapon, and more machine guns. Then, there's Spaceboy, with his jetpack and ray-gun. . .. .. .. Need I say more? I don't see what a lack of water has to do with anything. Umm. .. . his power is to breath under water for an unlimited amount of time? Hence the nickname "the Kraken? "Laurie IS a formidable fighter and probably COULD beat Deigo hand-to-hand. Diego has an edge however (no pun intended) as his throwing proficiency gives him greater range. Unfortunately, Kraken cannot grow knifes out of his belly. He will eventually run out, and as you said, Laurie will win in hand to hand combat. She will be able to dodge these shots because she has natural agility, and is a gymnast. She will be able to dodge these, and Owlship will probably mow him over with firepower as well. I'm sorry, but Archie (Nickname for the Owlship) is just too awesome. =====================================================================================Now, as I said, things get interesting. This is probably the most epic battle, and I apoligize for not choosing Dr. Manhatten in the last round. But then, there would be less of a debate on it, no? Rumor vs Dr. Manhattan:Dr. Manhatten may not be my favorite character of the watchmen series, but there is no denying his power. He has telekenisis, clairvoyant powers, control anything with his will, clone himself, superhuman strength, and can see all of the past, present, and future. Damn, that's a lot of super powers. Then, there's Rumor. She only has one super power: Anything she says comes true. Wow, that just kinda kills Dr. Manhattens whole enterage of powers. This battle between these two will depend on who acts first. Now, NotTheMessiah and I would probably go back and forth continuously about who would use their powers first. Rumor could say "The minutemen will all die right NOW" and BOOM. They're dead. But, overall, Dr. Manhatten will win because he will attack first. He knows the past, present, and future, and everything that will plan out. He will use his powers immediately after entering the simulated battle ground, and crush her with his mind alone. The reasoning is for Rumor not attacking first, is that she cannot understand what is going on as fast as Dr. Manhatten. He can predict what will happen and destroy her before her even understanding what to do. And, is everything she says the truth? She can alter reality, but isn't there a limit? Dr. Manhatten has no known limit, even stated by my opponent. But Rumor divorced her husband. Couldn't she just say that her life would be happy? Couldn't she just say that her and her husband would live happy together? I haven't read the Umbrella Academy, so correct me if i'm wrong, NotTheMessiah. Also, with his ways for Rumor to Defeat Dr. Manhatten, he himself admitted that Manhatten could come back from the first two, and for the 3rd one, the Umbrella academy would try to retreat. Therefor, my opponent admits that Dr. Manhatten can come back from any circumstance. Now, the less cool but still interesting battle, The Boy vs OzymandiasThe boy can travel through time, and is trained with an AK-47, and never ages. Ozymandias is the smartest being alive (probably smarter than Dr. Manhatten), he is very strong, and can catch bullets. Doesn't matter if it was only one bullet at close range, HE STILL CAUGTH IT. While an AK-47 has more than one bullet and is more powerful than a pistol, Ozymandias is the smartest person alive. He will find a way to beat the Boy. Dr. Manhatten foresaw it. o.0 ( I would have more for this, but i'm running out of characters and i need room for my attacks on NotTheMessiah's last two guys. )The Seance: Wow. Talk about a mini Dr. Manhatten. He has telekenisis, can talk to the dead, can project himself through TV's, and can come back from the dead, because God doesn't really like him(laughs). But, alas, HE HAS A WEAKNESS. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .SHOES. Yes, mere peices of leather or cloth limits his power. So, if someone like Manhatten makes shoes appear onto his feet, or Rorscharch forces him to with his awesomeness, Seance will be no more. If shoes do not happen, the MinuteMen will win by favor of God. My opponent cannot argue that God doesn't play favorites or like anyone less, because look at poor Seance. And for the reincarnation thing, Dr. Manhatten will find a way to defeat him, or at least lock him away so that he may not become a neusance. White Violin. Power: Has destructive notes. Although, at first she knew nothing of her powers. This is key in this argument, because of Manhattens powers he may be able to go back in time to destroy her before her realization of potential. And also, she has tried to kill her siblings of the academy several times. This, again goes to my argument on the non-cooprative and argumentative ways of the academy, and how that will cause conflict. By the way, I wish my opponent to not just include his argument in this, but a battle with Horror and Rorscharch. I have to say, they are by far the coolest of each team and I request a battle. But you will have 1 extra character. So, for a scenario, Rorcharch will battle twice, but have full power and energy in both battles and neither of the outcomes affect the other battle in any way.