Resolved: The Middle East should not be allowed access to the internet

"Yeah, theyre not committing the crimes right NOW.... But they WILL once they start finding more offensive material on the internet to get p*ssed off about! If you had a room full of dynamite, and you only use a few sticks of dynamite to blow up an Embassy in the Middle East, it doesnt mean that the rest of the dynamite sitting around not blowing up embassies isnt dangerous..." If they are like dynamite, let's rain on them. "Each and every major war in history was caused by one nation hearing something offensive coming from some other nation through some new form of communication." No, they were caused by the Giants. "Well duh, because guess where Christianity came from? THE MIDDLE F*CKING EAST" Dude, Jesus is white though... "All Muslims ARE Inherently evil primitive uncivilized scum!!! Have you seen the people they let become Dictators??? I dont care what you say, Fox News is right, Muslims are out to kill us, all Im saying is that we simply quarantine them from the internet so that they dont get mad rather then bomb the f*ck out of them. " They have nukes in Iran though. They can just bomb the quarantine ray field generators. Where's your plan then huh? "Not even grown adults are capable of using logic (As we have seen in the Middle East) and guess what, the Middle East is made up of a HUGE amount of young people/children compared to other nations!!! " The adults are of the true race though. The children are all there hoping to hook up with Mohammed... "NO ITS NOT, F*CK THE WORLD! WE SHOULDNT BE GIVING THEM FOREIGN AID JUST TO HAVE THEM KILL INNOCENT AMERICANS ANYWAYS" Then stay oughtta their damn business! "NO IT F*CKING ISNT!!!!! Its going to end up getting us all killed if the Middle East finds out about it! Do you know how they are going to react to movies like Argo and Zero Dark Thirty??? They are movies ABOUT making Arabs look stupid, killing their leaders, and saving our own people!!!!" Black Hawk Down probably did pretty well there, and that's a movie about killing Arabs! "DUH!!!! They dont care about that though! Why do you think they are called SUICIDE BOMBERS??? Suicide to Muslims is like White people to Black People, they just arent scared by them anymore!!!" But the suicide bombers want to get to their Virgins quicker. Only problem is that if you die young, you get guys instead of girls. That's why these straight guys won't kill themselves. "TO PREVENT THE BACKLASH IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! Thats like asking why you would use a fire extinguisher on a fire!!!" As Cpt. Price said, "You wanna put out an oil fire, Sir, you set off a bigger explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen. Snuffs the flame." "Yeah, neither did our military invading and f*cking that country up for no reason at all! But THAT didnt get Arabs to attack our embassies, but you know what did? SOMETHING OFFENSIVE ON THE INTERNET. Look, Muslims only get mad at stupid sh*t, and the internet is the home of stupid sh*t (Fox News is its vacation home) and if we dont ban the internet from the Middle East, they will find more and more stupid sh*t and start attacking embassies and Americans." I got trolled soooo hard <3