God Exists

"Get up! I aint heard no bell!--Mic in the cult classic Rocky Now back to big kids stuff :) DevientGenie 7:14-- The Genies faith in science NEVER wavers. Wavering is a religious action. :) DEFECTS 3:7--In the case of religion, unshakable faith and ignorance are siamese twins :) DUH 6:14--Smart guys think condoms are an awesome, necessary invention, dumb guys dont, and the really dumb ones are in vatican city :) CaptainObvious 6:2--Cherry Picking, because there isnt a better term to use for the selection process of the religious mind when it comes to beliefs and scripture :) BigKids 9:25--Atheists are just A-Santa Claus-ists, who continue to keep it real :) DevientGenie 17:36--The Genie's sharp stinging wit comes from a lance dipped in truth and is invaluable because of its corrective nature towards blasphemy of science and/or brilliant scientists. The sting is especially sharp and offensive to those who are slavish to ancient religious beliefs that ultimitley lead to an infestation of divisiveness in our social structure and an overexaggeration of influence into education and politics on a massive scale :) Evidence 7:4--There are millions, YES, LITERALLY MILLIONS, of pieces of information available that independently, prove evolution, yes, independently. Thats how obvious Darwinian Natural Selection and evolution are to the minds of brilliant men and women, not conspiracists, devils, idiots or pedophiles :) THOUGHTS 20:3--Science ideas start as a collection of creative hypothesis on to becoming a valid explanation of things, religions start as a creative hypothesis of things and stay that way :) INVENTIONS 9:12--JUNE 2012, new particles were developed, not discovered, developed, by a team at Boston Children's Hospital that will let you live without breathing. This new particle will allow medical teams to keep patients alive and well for 15 to 30 minutes despite major respiratory failure. This is enough time for doctors and emergency personnel to act without risking a heart attack or permanent brain injuries in the patient. Thank You medical science for figuring out how to bless and save us while mr out of shape rests like he did on the 7th day..DURRRR DEEE DURR :) DUH 17:2--The bible is the word of god? All of it or some of it? Thats right, pick and choose so you feel better for not praising a homophobe.."In the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error." (Romans 1:27) WAKEUP 5:8--Our beliefs inspire and create our world. The devisiveness and hypocracy of religious beliefs only make sense in a small ignorant world. If you were wondering what size our world is now, its a lot bigger, more beautiful, magical, and inspirational than the respect that it is currently given with religious views running the show. Lets allow the big kids to take over from here and those who need a god to be good, go read your holy binky and go night night :) Brainiacs 6:18--Theres more talk of supporting slavery than talk of condeming homosexuality in the word of god written in the holy binky, yet we outgrew slavery but got hung up on two girls kissing. Sounds like a bunch of cry baby pansies cherry picking what to suckle out of the binky :) GAMEOVER 1:14--Back in the day, back when these holy books were being created, two commonly made observations supported the delusion that the Earth was the center of the Universe. The first observation was that the stars, sun, and planets appear to revolve around the Earth each day, making the Earth the center of that system. Further, every star was on a "stellar" or "celestial" sphere, of which the earth was the center, that rotated each day, using a line through the north and south pole as an axis. The stars closest to the equator appeared to rise and fall the greatest distance, but each star circled back to its rising point each day.The second common notion supporting the geocentric model was that the Earth does not seem to move from the perspective of an Earth bound observer, and that it is solid, stable, and unmoving. In other words, it is completely at rest. Thanks to scientific discovery, we know now those bronze age kids are wrong about more than just religious views :) SPONSORS 5:38--The only assertion the Genie makes, is that he doesnt know everything. He doesnt need to know everything to know that there arent unicorns. No need to know everything to know there are not leprechauns. Its only tough to let go because of pride. Pride is the only thing you can swallow that will never give you heartburn or indigestion, so feel free to LEARN and then you'll be forced to admit that science is either the devil or in a massive conspiracy, either that, or the theory of gravity and the theory of evolution are in fact both theories. Theory in science means somehting completely different than a theory of god, or theory of unicorns, or theory of leprechauns, learn about the word "theory" in scientific terms, then say something. As always we Thank our faithful sponsors, CHECK and MATE :) WAKEUP 7:9--Evolution is trying to tell us something, the power of conciousness, is why our species even had the opportunity to continue. Homo Habilis is before Homo erectus and before archaic homo sapiens, and ultimitey before us, modern homosapien. Modern meaning, not just in physical terms, but also concious terms. 2.3 million yrs ago was the first time we noticed weaponry among any species. Tools and weapons were not visible in any species before homo habilis. With weapons and tools, homo habilis increases its chance of survival and opens the door for that lineage to continue to evolve and improve over many, many years to ultimitely becoming us, modern homosapiens...it may be mind numbing and boggling to comprehend, but it took place very gradualy over billions of years NOT thousands :) THEORY 1:1--A scientific theory is "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment." Scientists create scientific theories from hypotheses that have been corroborated through the scientific method, then gather evidence to test their accuracy. As with all forms of scientific knowledge, scientific theories are inductive in nature and do not make apodictic propositions; instead, they aim for predictive and explanatory force. The strength of a scientific theory is related to the diversity of phenomena it can explain, which is measured by its ability to make falsifiable predictions with respect to those phenomena. Theories are improved as more evidence is gathered, so that accuracy in prediction improves over time. Scientists use theories as a foundation to gain further scientific knowledge, as well as to accomplish goals such as inventing technology or curing disease. Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the word "theory" in common usage, which implies that something is unproven or speculative :) EVENTS 4:12--Ingersoll Day is an annual celebration on or around August 11th, the birthday of Robert Green Ingersoll, to celebrate the life and works of one of the most popular freethinkers in US history. Heard by more Americans than any human being before the advent of motion pictures and radio, Robert Ingersoll was the most successful orator in nineteenth century America. A leading political figure, he campaigned against slavery and for the rights of women and minorities. Known as the "Great Agnostic," he attracted huge crowds to lectures that criticized religion and promoted freethought. :) DevientGenie 14:64--People like to say science and stem cells, goes too far and is playing or being like a god, great, we should be grateful at least somebody is brave enough to step up :)