ROUND TWO:lf Jesus Was White! He wouldn't Have Been Crucified

I know a lot of people think Jesus must have been white, or at least tan, because most Mizrachi Jews are indistinguishable from their Middle-Eastern neighbors. However, we know from the teachings of the Islamic Hadith that a white/tan mother and a white/tan father can give birth to a black child. I will cite two Hadiths as evidence for this, one from Sahih al-Bukhari, and another from Sunan Abi Dawud: Abu Hurairah said A man from Banu Fazarah came to the Prophet and said "My wife has given birth to a black son". He said "Have you any camels? " He said "They are red". He asked "Is there a dusky one among them? " He replied "Some of them are dusky". He asked "How do you think they have come about? " He replied "This may be a strain to which they reverted". He said "And this is perhaps a strain to which the child has reverted. " Reference : Sunan Abi Dawud 2260 In-book reference : Book 13, Hadith 86 English translation : Book 12, Hadith 2253 A bedouin came to Allah's Messenger and said, "My wife has delivered a black child. " The Prophet said to him, "Have you camels? " He replied, "Yes. " The Prophet said, "What color are they? " He replied, "They are red. " The Prophet further asked, "Are any of them gray in color? " He replied, "Yes. " The Prophet asked him, "Whence did that grayness come? " He said, "I thing it descended from the camel's ancestors. " Then the Prophet said (to him), "Therefore, this child of yours has most probably inherited the color from his ancestors. " Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 6847 In-book reference Book 86, Hadith 70 USC-MSA web (English) reference Vol. 8, Book 82, Hadith 830 . http://www.sunnah.com... From these two clear Hadiths, we can derive the following principles: 1. People's skin color is much like the hair of camel 2. Muhammad knew the facts of modern gene theory far in advance of Western science 3. It would theoretically be possible to bread pugs which were cool electric blue in color. I plan to start a kickstarter campaign, a youtube channel, and a wordpress site written in all caps to get support for this very endeavor. Also, Jesus was likely black because of this teaching in Revelation: "And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. "And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. " (Revelation 1:13-16) We know that older black men's hair goes white, and because of its texture it is much like wool. I know because I used to be a barber but I was forbidden to cut an older black man's hair because I did not know what I was doing, and would make them look bad when I did it. They wouldn't tip and often leave angry. Also, the feet of a white person or even a tan person do not look like "fine brass". Iron Man, perhaps, has feet like this, but this is because of Tony Stark's metallurgical talents. However, if the light hits black skin just right, it does indeed look like brass, and considering that there were seven candlesticks in the room, we can be certain that this was, in fact, the case. James Earl Jones is a prominent black actor and voice-over artist, and he indeed does sound like "many waters" --- that is, deep, calm and much like we imagine God to sound. I think he is far better than Morgan Freeman in his voice over work, but Morgan Freeman is the better actor (though Bruce Almighty was a travesty). Finally, we must look at how Jesus was dressed on this occasion. His "paps" were "girt" with a "golden girdle". He also had a sharp two-edged sword coming out his mouth. Only two of my favorite musicians could pull this kind of get up off, and they both happen to be black --- George Clinton and Prince. I have added a youtube video to demonstrate George Clinton in his usual regalia, speaking on Prince. Anyway, thankyou, whiteworstnightmare, for your well-written, eloquent and thought-provoking posts. They give us much food for thought and strengthen the unity of all people, everywhere, regardless of color.