Men with small packages will have a hard time pleasing a woman in the bedroom

Here are my arguments: 1. Western women have been psychologically conditioned to like big packages and make fun of small packages - While this in itself does not determine the overall experience of the woman, it does set her up to expect a less-than-satisfying sexual encounter, especially when the man drops his boxers and all she can see is something similar to a fat worm drowning in a puddle rather than a robust anaconda stalking the Amazonian Basin. The media has constantly portrayed men with big sizes as admirable, while those with small ones as a target for ridicule. This is encapsulated in the terms "Once you go black, you'll never go back" and "she likes it big, while I like it enormous." In the pharmacy, men who buy Magnum XL proudly walk over to the cashier and give her a wink while pointing at the box, whereas men who buy Durex have to do so surreptitiously like they were doing a drug deal. This leads to so much psychological pressure on the small man to perform and sets the woman up for failure so that their union will never be on the same level compared to when he has a larger package. 2. A man with a small package will never be able to completely fill up a woman's...uh...bat cave - Assuming that the man and woman are of equal height and relatively comparable weight, the man with the small package will never be able to fill up the woman's bat cave. While I do realize that the woman's bat cave expands and contracts depending on the size of the batmobile inserted, only men with large enough packages around the region of seven inches will be able to completely expand it to its full potential. Like balloons at a carnival, everyone prefers those that have been filled to the brim with helium rather than those that flop around in their strings. Likewise, women want to enjoy having their bat cave...as our African-American brothers who have been touched by the finger of God like to say...completely torn-up. 3. Some sexual positions are impossible to perform - Everyone likes to spoon on Sunday morning, but woe is the man with a small package. Not only is the woman's rear bumper going to impede his entrance to the cave, but by the time he gets there, only the the tip is available for insertion. This applies to many other sexual positions. Sure, missionary is fun for a while, but women are fickle creatures! They crave action, adventure, and something new. It's always more! more! more! when it comes to women. Unfortunately for the man with the small package, he won't be able to do that reverse-helicopter-vertical-suplex that the woman has been dying to try out for months. 4. Even women themselves prefer the big ones - When asked what size they would want to have if they were born male, these women prefer 6 inches and above. At various points in the discussion, some of them even threw direct insults at men with small packages with such disparaging comments as "you're not going to feel anything" [referring to small sizes]. Conclusion: It is with deep regret that I have to conclude that those with small packages such as my opponent, anyone with the name Kim, and anyone proficient in martial arts, will have to climb the sexual equivalent of Mt. Everest when it comes to pleasing their woman in the bedroom.