Rap Battle Duo #1 (the Syndicate Slayers vs. Truth_Seeker & JonBonBon)

JonBonBon: What are you guys even saying? I literally can"t tell. Your lyrical value is something I"ve found to come straight out of hell. It"s cute that you rhyme every other word, but you lose what you"re trying to say. And at least I don"t have to swear every other freaking thing I spray. I understand that you"re not as cool as me, but I assume that you can think Words that actually make sense in your sentences might be your missing link @ Shadow King What"s the matter scared of me? You sound a little nervous King slayer is getting slayed, but I guess I"ll thank you for your service. If you want me to shut up, you"re gonna have to make me But I ain"t backing down so you can go ahead and see if you can take me. In all honesty, I probably have read your lines eighty seven times, And I"m not sure how to respond cuz it doesn"t make sense in my mind Homie you need to calm down and try to use your brain Instead of just watching as I walk in the room and dem boys make it rain. Although there"s something I need to ask of you, because I find it quite disturbing You said you taste vanilla teens like it"s normal to go around perving. And you got the nerve to come up in here like I"m the one with problems I got 99 threats and you ain"t one, but in one blow I can solve them. @Both Listen, I only gotta say a few more things But first let me rap like both of you dweebs I make sense with incense and got 20 cents To pay my rents and all my gents be looking fresh That didn"t even rhyme and this next part isn"t on beat But who cares? Spare me your tears over the fact that you"re losing Me and truth over here are definitely grooving. Next time pick a fight with someone your own size I bet you couldn"t say you were winning if you looked me in the eyes Truth_Seeker: @Jasper Last battle, you were talking about real eyes recognizin' a fake disguise I'm here to also talk about your looks and my disses'll lead to your demise Yo' face looks like pot pies, Your eyes stretched out like an asian's small size Your level's like unleavened bread, it does not rise, your a mummy when it dies The shades you made were cut and glued from the swatter you used to swat flies Yo' hair's a prize, but if it left, you'd lose your I.D n' be hidden not with hot guys You talked about my cowlicks when your hair's a bird nest, burnt twizzlers n' sticks We would all pay tickets to see this girl from the Exorcist stab herself with a crucifix (1) What if you looked like John Mccain without a brain? No matter, you both still look the same I'd put you in a place where you'd leave the hall of fame to be walled (2) to the hall of shame My pants saggin' low, goes to show that i'm presentable, you stare cuz you already know Rock clothes from good-will, you waste then wash yours from mad spills given by the bureau (3) Shadow, before you had vanilla teen on your plate, your tongue tasted vanilla ice I'm talking about that white fruitcake Michelle that whipped you not once but twice (4) How does it feel gettin' creamed by a (5) a hill billy, eatin' cake (6) and having a slice? I see you trying to justify your actions, but if you innocent, why be so over-reactive? You linked us to her pic, you like that pose cuz that's the one you find most attractive Your raps are corny like your plantation field, your enslaved to dirty dog corn n' egg porn Your style is domestic you babblin negroe hill billy, you are the African foghorn leghorn It's ok Eeyore (7), no need to make a diss track, i'll spit your words right back n' you'll B-flat (8) Sources: 1. 2. "To tell a joke which flops resulting in your removal from the ensuing conversation." http://www.urbandictionary.com... 3. "A government department or a subdivision of a department." http://www.thefreedictionary.com... 4. http://www.debate.org... http://www.debate.org... 5. "To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself." http://www.urbandictionary.com... 6. http://www.urbandictionary.com... 7. http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com... 8. http://en.wikipedia.org...