9spaceking is a master debater

REBUTTALS . 1) Debatability is a master debater I do not see how this is relevant. Whether she is a true master debater like 9space is better left for another debate at another time. Whether or not she really is a master debater, her quote, "Correlation does not equal causation" is still true. 2) Alter Ego Ok, what in the hell is going on here? My first ever troll debate and I've managed to bring out the super saiyan equivalent of 9spaceking?? DOUBLE AWESOME. Though I'm not sure if this counts as a concession from 9space. (since this debate is about him being the master-debater, not Jack.) But I see what you're doing 9space. Very clever. You're using your alter ego as a third party to prove you're not a master debater. P1) If Jack is a master debater, 9space is not a master debater. (law of supreme contradiction) P2) If 9space is not a master debater, then the resolution is negated. C) 9space, by conceding the debate has proved that he is not a master-debater. http://i0.kym-cdn.com... - (mindblown) However, oh dark lord 9space, you have failed. There is a major fallacy at play here. It all begins in P1 "If Jack is a master debater, 9space is not a master debater. " This is ONLY true, if Jack really is, a master-debater. If I show Jack isn't a master debater, the law breaks, the sentence is reversed. Since Jack is not a master-debater, by the law of supreme contradiction, 9spaceking must be, therefore, in conclusion, the MASTER-DEBATER. More on this later. 3) Master debaters do not concede This is false. All master debaters concede at least once. It is part of what makes them a master. They know they're limits. Take this quote for example: "The chance that you will become a master in something after the first attempt is neither here nor there. You don't get master's degree by attending school on the first day!" - Israelmore Ayivor Here Ayivor is saying that it isn't easy to become a master and all masters start out as beginners. Masters are not born. They're created. And 9spaceking was not always a master. Let me tell you a grand tale of the king of nothingness. The relative of slenderman and how he came to rule the entire world. Let me present to you the origins of 9spaceking: Long ago in the lands of DDO. There lived a boy so small, so young, he was almost a speck of nothing. They called him the 9space. For he was amogst the brothers of 9 small baby slendermen. The guardians of our reality, the fabric between nothingness and somethingness. Without them, our world would ripped apart. For you see, these slenderbabies were nothing. And without nothing, there can't be something. This is why they could teleport and haunt poor lost travellers in the woods. They lived between the barriers of nothing and something. TL;DR: 9space is the carrier between nothing and something. He encompasses both worlds and rules both worlds. This makes him the master of reality. And therefore, the king of the world and the king of nothingness. Don't be fooled by 9space's humbleness. See this: That's a big pile of empty nothing. And guess what? It's EVERYWHERE. It permeates you. 99% of an atom is nothingness. And 9space is all 99% of that. Meaning: 99 percent of the world, is, 9space. http://cdn.meme.am... - (nothing everywhere) 4) Jack is not a master debater. And now we've established that 9spaceking is the master of everything and nothing. We can get back to that error again. Jack. He's not a master-debater for 3 very specific reasons. The hashtags. That's right everybody, they're still valid. #1 A true master debater can talk himself out of doing anything. Jack is the one who forces 9space to not concede. This shows his inability to give up and procrastinate. #2 To master yourself, means to become the king of the world around you. Is Jack McGonnell a king? By the greek gods, no. He uses 'Andale Mono' as his font when writing. Everyone knows Adale Mono is a font for video games. And do kings play video games? I suspect not. I have never heard of a king who plays video games. That is extremely unkingly. And another reason he would not be king is the fact that he himself establishes 9space as a king, "9spaceking is the king of the 9 spaces" Note here, he specifically says 9space is a 'king'. And by the law of supreme contradiction (supported by the equation: e= mc2, where e equals debate and mc equals contradiction), it shows that Jack is therefore NOT a king as 9space is. To make it clearer: P1: If 9space is king then Jack is not (law of contradiction) P2: 9space is king c: Therefore, Jack cannot be king. #3 Only the deaf, blind and the silent one can be a master of words. Jack is not a master of words. Simply because he isn't SILENT. Look at the size of that font! Holy Bejeebeez. It's looouddd! 9space is much quieter and he defers more to pictures than actual typed words. And now I have disproved Jack Mcgollen to be a true master-debater. He is not a master debater. Not like 9spaceking. 5) Additional rebuttals. I didn't check the 15 minute source video but I'm PRETTY sure that Slenderman does not breathe. Nor can we hear him breathing. I'm pretty pretty sure that it's the guy running in the game that's breathing. I am absolutely certain of this. Just saying. And also, look at the number of debates 9space has completed. 200+ debates whew! That is a lot of experience. One can only become a master with experience. 9space is qualified as a master. I rest my case.