The Irish cannot go to the heaven

I reply, the feeling is mutual. The Con says, "it is very likely that god would look only at your ethnicity and choose if you get in because of it" I reply, I agree. This is my whole point. God, in his sovereignty, has proven time and time again he dislikes the Irish and, as such, he dislikes 5/8ths of me. The Con tells us, "I would agree that in your case you may not go to heaven" I reply, so we are agreeing far more than disagreeing. This sounds like I might have to win this one, then. The Con etches these words in stone, "but you are not a model of all Irish and since we are in a debate that includes facts we can assume that there are Irish people out there that do amazing things and are amazing people. Therefore I highly doubt that someone as fair as god would not let any Irish into heaven just because of stereotypes. " I reply, the only amazing Irish person to ever exist is Bono. And he is half Cherokee. So, I think it is obvious that the Cherokee portion of Bono's lineage is what makes him awesome, in spite of his Irishness. Nonetheless, only the Cherokee portion of him will be translated into heaven, for as we both know, stereo-types are often absolutely true. I am proof positive of this, as I've lived like a totally Irish-American stereo-type --- without, however, being even remotely Catholic (we were so Irish we weren't even Catholic. We worshipped the pre-Catholic Irish Gods like Enya and Loreena McKennitt). The Con reveals the following words from the realm of hidden splendors, "Furthermore I would argue that you are not sure if all of your bad traits came from your Irish dependence and therefore the Irish part of you would in fact make it into heaven but another part of you would not. " I reply, all my bad traits are typical of the Irish: drinking, smoking, lack of education, lack of work ethic, turning pink and peeling in the sun rather than getting a sexy tan like we know we should, being stupid on the internet, etc. And, finally, the wrath of Con bids us to behold the words, "the science against heaven Is much more conclusive" and "science has shown us that theoretically heaven should not exist". In fact, there is a well-known physicist names Frank Tipler who has demonstrated conclusively that heaven will and does exist in the plenipotentiarium of omnifuturity: "Tipler argues, as do many others, that on the universal scale of time, life's conquest of the universe will proceed quite quickly. He believes that technology will continue to grow exponentially throughout the future, constantly accelerating relative to existing technology. Even without ways to subvert the speed of light, colonization of most of the known universe might take only a few billion years. Intelligent beings, according to Tipler, will send millions of small Von Neumann probes into the galaxy at near-light speeds to find suitable star systems for settlement. Once a suitable site has been located, these probes will generate self-replicating machines which will rapidly construct a habitable settlement and seed it with human and other life synthesized from cells carried by the probe. More probes would be built and sent further into the galaxy. Meanwhile, of course, technology will continue to become increasingly sophisticated, and the process will gather momentum over the millennia. Ultimately life will engulf and control the universe. And life will use its power to prevent the final collapse. "Tipler's theory of eternal life boils down to this: progress will continue indefinitely, literally to infinity. Progress naturally includes computing power. And, by even the most conservative estimates, the amount of computing power available in 100 billion years will far surpass the number of particles in the Universe. In other words, the computers at the end of time will have the power to reproduce all possible universes down to the quantum level. Which, of course, means they can reproduce everyone and everything that has ever lived. " . http://www.ctraces.com... So, according to Frank Tipler (not an Irish guy), not only does physics prove heaven will exist, but also that Irish people will not be allowed into it because they are scurvy scalawags. I don't think it is too soon to declare myself victorious at this point. It would be very honorable if you conceded, and no one would think less of you. In fact, it would be very honorable for you to acknowledge the greatness of my arguments here, and, therefore, to show that you are a person of integrity. I know you are, of course, but a demonstration like this would help others see it too, who may not be as perceptive as I am. Mightbenihilism, signing off. . .