16kadams Tourney: Newt Gingrich's Moonbase Idea Will Happen

"Newt Gingrich is a newt. Look at his first name "Newt". He is known by Newt. That is what everyone calls him. Therefore he is a newt"Not really, my name is imabench that doesnt mean i support people all day and take sh*t from people, im an actual person. Rick Santorum isnt the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter either hes the frothy mixture of mercury poisoning and fecal matter. The point is Newt isnt a Newt, hes just a fathead1. The moon is made out of cheese. (common knowledge) - Agreed2. Cheese is a kind of meet. Specifically beef. (see video) - Agreed since after 3 days they both start to smell 3. When beef gets old it gets smelly. - Agreed4. People don't like to live in a smelly invironment. - FALSE, PEOPLE WILLINGLY LIVE IN CLEVELAND AND LOS ANGELES ALL THE TIME5. In order to make it not smelly they would chose to cook the beef. (The moon) - Agreed6. The most efficient way to cook the moon is too bring the sun closer to it. - Yes but you could also nuke it with radiation, which is how microwaves work7. Bringing the sun closer to the moon would cause global warming on the moon - Not according to conservatives8. Bringing the sun closer to the moon would bring the sun farther away from earth. - Completely false, the Moon and the Earth are basically married, if the Moon makes new friends then the Earth has to meet them too, thats how marriage works no matter how annoying as f*ck the person's friend is9. Bringing the sun farther away from earth would cause global cooling. - But its coming closer10. Global cooling would bring Osama Bin Laden back from the dead. - Agreed11. If Osama Bin Laden came back from the dead he would swiftly rise to power again. - Agreed12. If Osama Bin Laden rose back to power from the dead he would want to join forces with another vilain. - Agreed13. Global cooling would cause Hitler to come out of hiding. - IT HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN THAT HITLER NEVER EXISTED AND WAS CHARLIE CHAPLIN THE WHOLE TIMEhttp://www.debate.org...14. If Hitler came out of hiding he and Bin Laden would become buddies. - I disagree, Osama hates all westerners15. If Hitler and Bin Laden became pals they would plot to destroy the world together. - Agreed16. If Hitler and Bin laden schemed together they would hide out on the moon. - Agreed17. If Hitler and Bin Laden plotted to destroy the earth together Chuck Norris would not let them. - Agreed18. The only way Chuck Norris could stop them would be to destroy the moon. - DONT TELL CHUCK NORRIS HOW TO DO HIS JOBFirst conclusion: The moon won't be there for a base to be built - Then why did they agree to cook the moon in the first place if people didnt already live there? Second conclusion: Newt Gingrich has a fat head. - Agreed1) Possibility of Newt's second term even happeningPros sexiness is too over-whelming for me to refute this. - Agreed2) Newt's commitment to this idea"Now let's look at the moon; round, gray, dry, and full of holes. Now look at the earth; colorful, attractive smooth and sensual."Have you looked at the Moon and the Earth recently? Heres what the moon looks like............................ I know, smoking hot.... Heres what Earth looks like.................... I flinched tooLets face it, people are going to be using this debate to help them "relax" tonight (as long as they dont accidentally scroll down) whereas the Earth looks like a huge jar of solidified SANTORUM"If H equals my penis and F equals your mom while D = Newt Gingrich's man boobs, and C = cookies, then I will concede this point."Let the record show that the Con conceded this point3) The technology to make a moon base exists"NASA will sabatage the whole operation and therefore this point is null"Chuck Norris will stop them, UNLESS YOU QUESTION HIS ABILITIES AGAINExtend any arguments about Newts getting a second term, possibilities to have a moon base technology wise, and Newt's commitment to banging that sexy a** moon instead of that fat lard of Earth. :)