Batman vs Dead pool

dead Pool has been on many occasions unaware what is happening, has instead of saving humans had sexual relations with the undead and his healing ability is mentally driven to an extent. This displays that if batman distracted dead pool with a dead body or with puzzle he could easily decapitate and place the head away from his body. In the recent comics and movies dead pool has had normal strength, if he did do the process you explain his bones wouldn't be able to support the weight, yes they would heal but what good is that if they just keep breaking and breaking. "(In some continuality he even survives decapitation)" This may be true but someone has to reunite his head with his body for him to heal. Therefore batman would just have to move his head a foot away or use his foam grenades and encase the head in a concrete substance. 'His natural strength, agility and reflexes have been enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body. Dead pool's agility and reaction time are superior to those of even the finest human athlete. ' This statement may be true, however this is if he is paying attention to what is happening and not "romancing" a dead body or arguing with himself. 'Master of Stealth: His Ninjitsu training has made him a master at stealth capable of breaching high security facilities with ease and without being detected. ' With dead pools mental handicap he would most defiantly not pay attention to his surroundings when he is arguing with himself or engaging in other "activities". Fighting batman is basically fighting Green Arrow, Mister Miracle, Lady Shiva, Bronze Tiger, riddler and Richard Dragon. Batman could use his vehicles to blow dead pool up park on his head etc The one most powerful tool batman could use would be the green lanterns ring, batman is depicted to have the strongest will in the universe, therefore a will controlled weapon e. g. the ring, would give batman god status, this happens twice throughout the comics and in which he saves the universe. Dead pools accuracy has been called "shoddy" firing randomly because he likes the "feel" where as batman has often beaten the green arrow in accuracy. Which would imply he is more accurate then Dead pool by far. "Does have a belt that allows teleporting (which can serve the purpose of batman's smoke grenades, lock picks [at least on doors, grappling hook, and vehicles). " I agree with this statement however I fail to see how a teleporting belt makes up of a F4 or car or boat with weapons etc. The most powerful weapon batman has against dead pool would be his allies, where as dead pool has nearly none. "Outmatches batman in armed combat" this couldn't be more wrong because of the green lanterns rings and batman's gun skill. Batman has duelled with the best swordsman in marvel and DC Ogun and won, Ogun is leagues better in blade combat the Dead pool and if batman can beat him dead pool would be a walk in the park. He originally learnt his skill from rha gul who he surpassed easily. Batman killed Darkseid, Superman couldn't kill Darkseid will his maxed out powers and stats also speaking of agility batman is the only being to have avoided Darksieds OB (omega Beam). So Batman could easily beat dead pool in a fight. With deadpools mental state batman could probably talk him into giving up by telling him if he doesn't his speech box's won't be yellow anymore.