Resolved: George Zimmerman should marry Casey Anthony

"The Marriage in question shall be forced."Yes, that was implied....""Florida" shall be the name of a Tropical island in the middle of the North Pole."Well if you look at something that ISNT Apple Maps, you can see that Florida is that giant penis-shaped looking thing in the Southeast US..... Natural mistake though so I dont blame ya.""Casey Anthony" is a pseudonym of Adolf Hitler."Ok I actually DID define her as that chick who killed her own baby in Florida about a year ago and got away with it so no salami for you on this one. ========================================================Since all thats cleared up lets get back to business.....1) They have SO much in common so the marriage will last. He lives in Florida..... She lives in Florida..... He's half hispanic, half white...... She's half white and half psychotic...... They both like long walks on the beach...... They both like to party........ Both like killing people for little no no reason...... They both have so much in common that you just KNOW that the marriage will work out. 2) The reality TV show they would get would be HILARIOUSIm assuming that once Honey Boo-Boo dies from heart disease at age 7 TLC will need a new show to fill in the time slot, and who else could attract a redneck audience like the combination of Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman? Hell when their verdicts were read every redneck you knew on facebook immediately posted about it, am I right? both of them should get married because it would be TLC's most popular show and would be much better then the show about Honey Boo Boo3) In the tv show, THEYRE BOTH LAWYERS!Law and Order shows always get all the best ratings and are massive in number of viewers they get, and nobody knows about exploiting loopholes in laws better then George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony! They would be the dynamic duo that people would tune in to hate, because people love to hate on Zimmerman and Anthony.... Hell, once in a while OJ Simpson might make a guest appearance and help Zimmerman and Anthony solve the case.... OJ would be like 'House' instead of helping cure diseases hes helping two criminals help other people get away with murder. 4) The sex they would have would be legendaryNo sex is better then angry sex, and we all know just how vicious the sex between George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony could be.... Think of the roleplay! Zimmerman could stalk Casey Anthony because she looks suspicious and then Casey could retaliate by suffocating him so that she can go party with friends later!5) The kid they would have (assuming neither of them kill it) would grow up to be the Joker.Batman has two law-abiding parents who are killed in cold blood, and the kid grows up to become Batman..... Therefore one can assume that the Joker's parents on the other hand must have been just terrible people who were also killed in cold blood, and the kid grew up to become the Joker.... If Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman get married, have a kid, and dont kill it.... Then sooner or later some vigilante will come along and shoot both of them, setting the stage for that kid to become the new Joker! Then, bing, bang, boom, REAL LIFE BATMAN MOVIE!I rest my case.