Non-fiction writing tourney R1

Thanks to 9space for his *ahem* arousing essay! WARNING: Many elements of this essay is highly inappropriate for children under 13 years old, and some hint at mature content. No graphic details, images, videos, or links, however. I highly recommend the feeble-hearted and immature to skip the third-to-last paragraph. ;D _____________________________________ Who here has never watched pornography? That was a rhetorical question, in case if you didn"t notice. If you"re in denial, you are, quote-to-quote from Mikal, "so dumb that you can't comprehend what the f*ck I"m saying,"[1] and I kindly advise you to leave now, for what you will learn will be so sexually revolutionizing that your "pure and innocent" brain will be scarred forever, in the afterlife, and beyond. All good? Okay then. There are many reasons why the general public is against tentacle hentai pornography, but what exactly is the primary revulsion? Could it be the rape? Possibly, but there are many human rape pornos on the Internet already, and their total views have been considerably larger than a tentacle hentai porn video I"ve found. Could it be the explicit content? Since when did pornography not have explicit content? The only difference is this: The tentacles themselves. There is no logical reason to support our prejudice against tentacles. There are so many bestial porn videos such as girls having sex with all sorts of animals and pretty much stuff the former zoophile member ADREAMOFLIBERTY would jack off to, and while those videos can be immoral, the aforementioned tentacles are not real. They are simply a figment of our imagination, and imagination is what has led us to pornography in the first place. There is no justification for our prejudice against these imaginary tentacles, as it is totally fake, with even the porno being animated and not filmed. There is no harm done to the general public, for it"s their choice to watch this new realm of pornography, and human curiosity has no bounds, especially in the area of this subject. We have no control over our mind, for it is a part of our human nature, along with our erections or moistness whenever we see such erotic things. An explanatory analogy would be the fact that there are hundreds, if not thousands of porn videos where a girl is masturbating with a dildo, and millions of women worldwide who have enjoyed the sensation themselves, along with the men who want that extra kink. Likewise, the tentacles in such a porno highly resembled elongated dildo. Furthermore, tentacles actually have advantages dildos do not possess. They generate their own lubricant (at least most of the videos I have "researched"). They are generally in assorted sizes so that they can pleasure anyone from a virgin to Marilyn Monroe. They can control their pace, from the starting prod to an all-out thrust. They can even pleasure other parts of the body, which I will leave to my audience"s obviously well-bloomed imagination if they have had the will to read this far. Even one acclaimed DDO member, Bsh1, claims that toys are not as satisfying as they don"t possess the "leverage,"[2] while the tentacles certainly do, seeing as they can bring their unfortunate (although the "un" will be gone in a while) victim into ecstasy even in the wildest positions. Consequently, tentacle hentai pornography is protected by law, as it does not feature anyone under the age of 18, and they"re never real people, so even if it"s an infant, it is not illegal. A final defense could be to "think of the children," but millions of kids have watched pornography on their own of all genres, with myself obviously not excluded. In the first place, it should be the parents" responsibility to shield their children from such "crude" things, but then their kids will most likely get teased at school for being so "innocent" and they"ll cry since they want to be like the cool kids, and they"ll inevitably end up watching it somehow due to their desire to be cool. Once that deed is completed, they will boast about their sexual awesomeness, get overheard by a teacher, and will call their parents, and the end result is a permanent banning from the Internet, but most importantly, the children are still not cool, and will have to cry themselves to sleep for years and will never recover from the trauma of un-coolness. It"s the 21st Century, and with the powerful tool of the Internet, our animalistic--no, human desire for sexual content is increasing by the tenfold, and lust is by far the dominating of the seven sins in our current world. As cleverly declared by the aspiring revolutionary Material_Girl, "I say screw reactionary condemnation of sexual pleasure and embrace the new age of eating, masturbating and posting your adventures on internet forums!"[3] [1] http://www.debate.org... [2] http://oi59.tinypic.com... [3] http://www.debate.org...