Rap Battle

When this boy says with useless pride "even if we asked kant your life" it's proof that he's at least a bit high I'm sure he's given up on his friends or else they all left with a hung heads low and blowing a heavy sigh How long does it take you, Mikal, to finish you're stupid rhymes and uncross your eyes and tongue tie? Sometimes you're a dumb klutz, others a wise guy, upon earthly objects you rely, hell you always expect a nice blue sky We can't compare a relationship with our Creator who saved us all to any temporary things on this earth None can quit the sinful nature but you can be forgiven, through God's Word and repen'ts He chose to give us new birth The difference in lives between atheists and Christians are atheists' unsophistication and they don't like good rap merth The lives of Christians are protected by Christ Jesus who died for our salvation for everybody, ubiquitous and dearth [1] You calling me homophobic when every round you talk about having your own boy friends? If this gay name-calling is the modern 'cool' then Ima completely break this utterly horrific trend Man, pretty soon we won't be able to have friends over without everyone calling us homophobic, gay or lesbian From the way it's lookin, people in society be changing favorite skin colors like Michael Jackson or a chameleon In real life you probly have full arm tattoos and a bald head cuz you so hideous BTW you use the word 'literally' way too much, I say it's time to get serious There's 30 plus words you could use in place of it, just in case you're curious At the end of this battle there will be the penurious loser and JFS the Victorious You got to hide your face cuz your eyes so red from when God and you had that epic battle A dream of hell took you away crying, you realized your sins and rode away on an imaginary sattle Every day I go to the workout rooms and trust me, I know when a fat guy looks like a total anvil When Mikal's not working as a pimp he's sitting on a couch eating chips an' gettin too slow to dismantle A blade would be a perfect weapon to secure all your needs or even end all your misery You hypocrite talk of a sword but don't realize it's a metaphor from ages ago in real, important history [2] Some say it's false but that's out of the question since now we have proof for the Bible's accuracy and theory In laboratories we find evidence extraordinary but here we have me fighting Mikal and guess who's winning spiritually? [3] Please Mikal don't accuse different cultures of ways they make their family unit work Despite people like you, those innocent families survive and make do with unique quirks You're lame for dissing a wife who cooks for the husband 'stead of having a job as a clerk But I smirk even louder when I read you call me homophobic while stealing my lines, such a jerk It's true, every round you repeat the same lines just to mend the rhythm so you can try to boost your reputation You're face is blue, cuz earlier I metaphorically pinned your ignorant head against a wall to be laughed at by deputation Final proof that you're poppin' pills to get to get high, you saying 'pills are better than mom's apple pie or any elation Then you write "fill in a whole that you will never be able to mend" were you trying to explain the word stagflation? I admit I'm not sinless, nobody's perfect, but I'm not a jest when I talk about God's love, and for you I mean the best Earlier I didn't know where to start so I wrote from the heart, now I don't know where to end but let's not get stressed You be 99 years old and laying in your death bed, surprised to hear evolution's disproved and atheism been suppressed If you don't die from me or that spiritual sword you'll die from not having Jesus Christ and being outrageously depressed. [1] http://www.google.com... [2] http://www.debate.org... [3] http://www.pb.org....