Mitt Romney's name is more swell Barack Obama's

I really shouldn't be taking this because I'm heading out for my vacation in a few hours, but if my opponent if willing to respond as quickly as possible then we just might be able to finish this debate. I just couldn't resist such a topic. I will be arguing that Barack Hussein Obama II has a more 'swell' name than Mitt "The Nitwit" Romney. ^^To reiterate my opponent's sentiments, this debate has nothing to do with political ideals and so this should not turn into a partisan vote. I, personally, do not support Obama any more than I support Romney, I merely contend that Obama has a better name. For Obama1. PunnyObama's name is highly versatile in that there's a lot of room for making puns. The Internet has taken note of this and page after page of Obama-related puns have been made. [1] [2] [3] (and this is just a small sample)The pun-potential of Barack's name is so great that there's literally a profit to be made over it as seen by the emergence of Obama-pun key chains. [4]Some of my personal favourites include: I bought this case of beer, but now I have to drink it OBAMA self I'll be Barack (terminator joke) OBAMAnation Brock Obama (Pokémon joke) I'm sure many of you could think of many more, several of which may be variations of the ones I've provided. This goes to show just how swell Obama's name is.2. IIBaracks name ends in "II". That is, his name is "Barack Hussein Obama the Second". That is classy. How many people other than royalty have a name that ends in "the second"? Off the top of your head, of course. We all know how to work Google. Most of you will come up with a list of names in the ballpark of zero people long. That blank list includes Romney. Think about it. Against Romney1. Low Pun-PotentialMitt Romney's name is virtually un-punable. Puns on Mitt's name are much more scarce than puns for Obama's because there's really only one unfunny joke to make about Romney's name -- Mitt is like 'mittens'. That's it. This is the sort of joke you would make to yourself, not laugh, and then forget you ever thought it because even you found it too lame to bother remembering. Consider that icanhas. cheesburder. com, a site famous for making 'cutsie' puns of everything, has only managed to come up with 2 puns on Romney's name. The first is simply a picture of Romney with a baseball glove on (feel the anti-lulz yet? ) and the other is "Hello Mitty", an unfunny Hello Kitty pun [5]. That's all they've come up with -- and they get paid to come up with this stuff. Not only that, but they have 1,500,000 people visit their site daily, every single one of which can upload whatever puns they can come up with as icanhas. cheesburder. com is highly ran on user submitted content. Consider the implications of this. This means that a website that was worth 2 million dollars back in 2007 [6], with the combined intellect of 1,500,000 daily viewers has only been able to come up with 2 Romney jokes. This fact alone is enough to show that Obama's name is more swell than Romney's, but the final nail in the coffin is still yet to come.2. Romney's First NameThat's right. "Mitt" isn't even Mitt Romney's first name. Romney's full name is Willard Mitt Romney [7]. Willard, a name so awful that he doesn't even use it. Consider the implications of this; even Mitt Romney doesn't even think his full name is swell, so why should you? ConclusionObama's name has a greater pun-potential, to the point of being profitable, while Mitt Romney has little more than one single unfunny joke going for him. Also, there are no numbers in Mitt's name, so he losses on both hilarity and class. Furthermore, Mitt's first name is Willard. Now, maybe you like that name, but Mitt doesn't, and that says all that needs to be said on whose name is more swell. Mitt may or may not be a better politician, but one thing is for certain, his name is matter of factly not nearly as swell as Obama's. I look forward to your response. 1. . http://www.smosh.com...2. . http://icanhas.cheezburger.com...3. . http://www.theatlanticwire.com...4. . http://www.zazzle.ca...5. . http://icanhas.cheezburger.com... 6. . http://en.wikipedia.org... 7. . http://en.wikipedia.org...