Here are a dozen easy to understand contradictions that indicate the impossibility of the god story

First off, You can claim that you are a christian, But in reality, There is no such thing as being a christian. Its a true impossibility. Nobody follows christ to the exact detail and thankfully neither do you. Also christ was a false messiah. Also like god, There is no proof for either's existence. So let"s begin" "The Bible is infallible, " OK well tell me one reason why I should not end this debate right now since you obviously have not read your bible? Because no god, Especially your unproven god would never be stupid enough, Not for any reason, Not ever, To use text, Namely your bible as a form of communication, The worst form of communication possible. So this makes your religion false, Fraudulent and sadly ridiculous. NOTHING is established in scripture so everybody can get it wrong as there have been 0 updates in at least 2, 000 years. There"s translations upon translations upon copies upon copies upon dead languages with absolutely 0% of a chance to trace it back to the original. And there"s no original in the first place! So absolutely nobody is interpreting correctly. Not you, Not the pope, No minister, No priest, No pastor, No-bo-dy. And within those translations and copies throughout the generations, Characters and what they have said, Especially with its leading characters, Namely god and christ, Their quotes/ verses have changed over time. Oh really? Who has the right and or know how to change ANY of god"s language to update it to whatever they felt like and or to amputate it into ---their--- language? Did they consult god and or jesus to see if this was OK? Of course not. More importantly did they get it right as an updated version to what these characters would say in this day and age, Or even back then when the translations were updated? So once again god if as stated was reasonably intelligent, In which he"s clearly not, Would ---never--- use text as a form of communication, The worst form of communication possible because he would have certainly have foreseen all of these major faults. Oh and btw, Nobody can even prove that this god of the bible exists! Here"s a few examples of mere translation errors in English alone. Which one is correct if any, Or if none of them are correct, And how does anyone know if they are not correct and if so then why not? * In the Bishop"s bible, The one before the KJV, The word "Tyrant" was used I don"t know how many times (its at least 400 from what completed records show) and then in the KJV that was replaced by "King". WHAT? Tyrant and KIng are two different and totally apples and oranges with each having totally different meanings. * In Isaiah 45:7 KJV "I form the light, And create darkness: I make peace, And create evil: I the Lord do all these things. " In the NIV version its "I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, The Lord, Do all these things. " In the NLT its "I create the light and make the darkness. I send good times and bad times. I, The Lord, Am the one who does these things. In the ESV "I form light and create darkness; I make well-being and create calamity;I am the Lord, Who does all these things. " The words "evil" and "disaster" and "bad" and "calamity" are completely 4 completely different words that have 0% of nothing to do with each other and completely change the meaning of the verses. With each different verse, The messages are completely different. The synonyms of each word don"t even match. . * 1 Peter 3:15 KJV "But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:" NLT "Instead, You must worship Christ as Lord of your life. And if someone asks about your hope as a believer, Always be ready to explain it. " KJV "meekness and fear" has NOTHING to do with NLT "always be ready to explain it". Who amputated this verse and who had the right to? AND even worse is this crap is all over your bible. It takes place all---the---time through different translations. Also notice that the KJV mentions "Lord god", The NLT mentions "you must worship Christ as Lord of your life". Well that's 2 completely and totally different translations right there. They have nothing to do with each other. * NIV 2 Peter 3:9 "The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, As some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, Not wanting anyone to perish, But everyone to come to repentance. " NLT "The Lord isn"t really being slow about his promise, As some people think. No, He is being patient for your sake. He does not want anyone to be destroyed, But wants everyone to repent. " With other versions looked up, The KJV, And the ESV their version state "perish". Now the NLT with being "destroyed", This has NOTHING to do with "perish". ----- Here"s some major supermassive hypocritical contradictions (out of a good 1, 000 or better) in your bible making it unreadable" Matthew 8:16, Luke 4:40 Jesus healed all that were sick. Matthew 8:16: "When the even was come, They brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, And healed all that were sick:" Luke 4:40 "Now when the sun was setting, All they that had any sick with divers diseases brought them unto him; and he laid his hands on every one of them, And healed them. " The contradiction. . . Mark 1:32-34 Jesus healed many (but not all). "32 And at even, When the sun did set, They brought unto him all that were diseased, And them that were possessed with devils. 33 And all the city was gathered together at the door. 34 And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, And cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, Because they knew him. " ----- Matthew 12:5 Jesus says that the law (OT) states that the priests profane the Sabbath but are blameless. (No such statement is found in the OT. ) "Or have ye not read in the law, How that on the sabbath days the priests in the temple profane the sabbath, And are blameless? " Matthew 20:23, Mark 10:40 Jesus responds that it is not his to give. Matthew 20:23 "23 And he saith unto them, Ye shall drink indeed of my cup, And be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with: but to sit on my right hand, And on my left, Is not mine to give, But it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared of my Father. " Mark 10:40 "40 But to sit on my right hand and on my left hand is not mine to give; but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared. " The contradictions Matthew 28:18, John 3:35 All authority has been given to Jesus. Matthew 28:18 "18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, Saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. " John 3:35 "35 The Father loveth the Son, And hath given all things into his hand. " ----- The inscription on the cross read: Matthew 27:37 "This is Jesus the King of the Jews. " Mark 15:26 "The King of the Jews. " Luke 23:38 "This is the King of the Jews. " John 19:19 "Jesus of Nazareth, The King of the Jews. " Genesis 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit. "But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. " The Contradiction Genesis 5:5 Adam lived 930 years. "And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died. " Etc etc etc. The list of bible verses where there are supermassive hypocritical contradictions coming from your unproven god, Christ and religion are far too many to completely ignore. There are so many that in fact its a complete lol joke. ----- Here"s how The Dossier of Reason sees it. It is correct btw" Problem of the Bible (How the bible is full of errors in nearly every way possible. ) I. Which Bible? A. Over 450 English versions of the bible B. All are translated using different methods and from entirely different manuscripts C. Thousands of manuscripts disagreeing with each other wildly in what verses and even books they contain, And how those verses read. D. Different translations teach entirely different things in places, Some often leaving out entire chapters and verses or containing footnotes warning of possible error due to uncertainty about the reliability of the numerous manuscripts. II. Availability - current estimate is that 2, 251 languages, Representing 193 million people, Lack a Bible translation Now let"s get into some absurdities * Genesis 1:12 & 16 plants began to grow before there was sunlight. * Genesis 3: 1-5 The serpent speaks in a language that is apparently what man speaks in. * Genesis 4:17 Cain himself builds and populates an entire city within only 2 generations. * Genesis 6:5 God is despondent with the supreme wickedness of ALL OF man except for Noah and his family, A joke unto itself because after all babies and children who are 8 or younger really don"t know what"s going on as far as their surroundings are concerned and those who are 13 or younger have not developed a consciousness in their brains until that age, At least, So-called unproven god decides to flood the earth to eliminate mankind. In the process, Being the crybaby that this god most certainly is according to his bible, This "loving" god decides to mass murder all living things including plants, Animals, Women, Pregnant women (abortions in which so-called christians are supposed to be so against? What? How can this be if their unproven god favors abortions? So this means that so-called christians go against their god. A true hypocritical contradiction. ) babies, And innocent children are also annihilated and slaughtered by a crybaby god who could have not thought of anything better from his candy store. ANYBODY could think of something better. Thankfully the great flood as described in the bible, With the ark (which could have never floated carrying at least 1 million species) never happened. I'm out of space. As 100% proven, Your storybook bible is tragically flawed.