I am a chair and you are a bench

Since I have 8000 characters, I will first rebut your rebuttals! REBUTTCEPTION (not to be confused with buttception, an extravagant porno). I cant be fvcked to copy paste all your arguments so here are the responses 1.I am glad you accept this point. Do you therefore accept you are God!!! 2. Well you can be the Virgin God. No problem 3.According to how sexist the bible, and therefore God, are, and all the evidence that supports being male. If you don't believe me, read the source below. Source: BIBLE (this should count as a source when it comes to voting 4. God could not be a 'chick'. A chick is the offspring of a chicken, and you are not a chicken. You are however God. 5.I am talking about the little Asian boys you can buy on the Internet for personal pleasures. My favourite is some good, prime Taiwanese meat, if you know what I mean. It is more expensive but I think it is worth it. 6.That must be a false God (yes this surprises me too), as you are the only true God 7.SORRY! I meant to say that God bangs chicks all night every night and you do too. Therefore, you are God. If you disagree with this, then it will go back to initial argument and your rep will suffer. 8.If the you 'you said in you might not be lying you just may be misunderstood' refers to this false Texas bloke, you are wrong. He is mentally retarded and lying. I say he is retarded as he calls himself god despite the fact you are god. Source for quote http://www.debate.org... 9. You agree with this. Therefore you agree you are god. 10. You say I am A bench. I will define the word for you incase you are a special child like myself. A bench during the day is a place for happy families to sit. At night it is a place for hobos who need some sleep, sex with crackwhores and to spew on. 12. See my argument 9. Same thing =========fancy======Line=======thing=====you=========did Now for my responses to your main arguments. Still cant be fvcked to copy paste 1. Your profile pic is Jack sparrow. Is that to say your not a bench? I like koalas, and their tasty, tasty meat. 2. You get your 'a**' kicked because an ant is easy to accidentally kick. That is what you were referring to, yes? 3. Those ladies were brought up in Mexico. Sh!t goes down in Mexico, if you know what I mean. In case you don't, they had their lady parts filled with cement so they cant help it 4.tits look nice 5.Narwhals descended from unicorns, before they were wiped out by the black leprocons in the Babushka war of 1996. Obviously. 6. You and obama... . . . . . . . . . . . ARE BROTHERS!!!! so you can both be God 7.You are God. You can change the bible, but choose not to just to troll me. You made the bilble that way to win this debate you could see in the future. 8. I read that on a condom packet. What? You dont know they have facts on them? I'm not surprised 9.My nickname is either PeeTitty (from my freinds) or Daddy (from... um... other people) not chair, and I am not a chair by name or anything else 10. No i disagree. Just google Julia Gillard to find out what I mean. 12. I will fvck #11 if you want me to. Who is she? It better not be a he... ======fancy=======sophisticanated====line========= MORE ARGUEMENTS!!! Just a couple coz I can 1. I am a narwhal because I bacon at midnight. Comment if you get that someone, because most people wont. 2. Your pic is of Jack Sparrow. You must obviously be that deranged pirate, and not a bench 3. George Clooney 4.God can work miracles. I heard you once got a girl to kiss you O.o 5. I have a long, sharp stick coming out of my forehead 6. I have the appearance of a Narwhal 7.Check out Marijuana Bandaids on youtube (the old tv ad). It supports my arguement 8.6 is divisable by 3. COINCIDINCE? I think not. You are God Spell check is a treck so screw that