The Flying Spaghetti Monster is causing Global Warming

I will now respond to Cons Contentions."The gasses that contribute to this are:•Water Vapor (H2O)•Nitrous Oxide (N2O)•Methane (CH4)•Carbon Dioxide (CO2)[.1.] https://climate.nasa.gov...;As we all know the government controls Nasa, and all the government wants to do is keep our fellow americans away from his noodly goodness! This is porven further in your 4th and last contention, when you tried to use a court ruling to prove the FSM (sauce be upon him), was scientific evidence for his non-existence! If this is all that is needed for scientific evidence, then I suppose vaccines must cause autism: http://www.dailymail.co.uk..."The atmospheric concentration of CO2 has increased dramatically, from a pre-industrial era (AD 1000 – 1750) concentration of approximately 280 parts per million (ppm) to today's 400 ppm.""So, it's pretty obvious (particularly through the overuse of carbon dioxide) that humans have considerable responsibility to bare for global warming.[2.] http://www.ucsusa.org......As one would expect, there is no research to suggest that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is causing global warming--or indeed that more pirates on planet earth would be the answer.Another contention I will add is that pirates commit crime; so Pro is essentially arguing that more crime be committed. The infamous pirate, Ned Lowe (1600's-1700's) provides an example of how violent pirates have historically been:'An English criminal who took to sea, Ned Lowe was not the most successful pirate in his day (though he did well enough), but was perhaps the most feared due to his excessive cruelty and love of torture. This did not extend only to his enemies; he was reported to have set fire to an unwanted ship, with the cook on board, for amusement, saying that the cook was a greasy fellow'. He was, however, most famous for his treatment of enemy captains. He once cut an enemy’s lips off because he threw treasure into the sea. Lowe then proceeded to cook, and make him eat his lips before massacring the entire crew. Cruel, but seemingly effective.'Modern pirates, are not that much better. [3.] http://tvtropes.org......While there isn't any evidence to suggest that pirates help our planet (As Pro is arguing), there is in fact evidence to show that they damage it:'According to experts, one of the most serious dangers associated with modern piracy is the risk of an environmental disaster. When pirates capture merchant ships, they often tie up the crew and leave the ship unmanned—and possibly still moving at full speed. Some fear that if a ship were captured and left unmanned in a narrower channel such as a strait, there is a high probability that it could crash, with the contents of the ship (often oil) being spilled into the ocean. Such a disaster nearly occurred in 1999, when the French tanker Chaumont was ambushed by pirates in the Strait of Malacca (between Malaysia and Indonesia.'[4.] http://listverse.com......Pirates are Bad for HealthIt goes without saying that any person who is captured by a pirate, if they survive, are going to suffer health consequences in the form of stress, anxiety and most likely PTSD; meaning that in all probability, they will require aftercare (emotional support, etc.) after their ordeal. And in the U.S, it costs to become ill. [5.] https://thinkprogress.org...; It is important here to make clear what we mean by piracy. The good name of piracy has taken a fair battering over the years, not least recently. What was once a shining example of humour, charity and sensible environmental planning has become muddied by a succession of underhand tactics. First and foremost it is important to defend the reputation of the pirates of Captain Jack Sparrow's day. Advocates of freedom, both in action and thought, and devoted followers of FSM, they were unsurprisingly resented by the establishment. In attempt to damage their reputation, the Christians used propaganda to associate them with those seaborne menaces of old, to whom the name of piracy has consequently been attached. As a result, the pirates were spoken of in the same breath as the vikings and so many other unsavoury peoples. The actions of modern day “pirates” in speedboats with machine guns has only served to reinforce this connection. More recently the name of piracy has sunk even lower through its attachment to the practice of copyright infringement. To avoid confusion, such people who have either masqueraded under the name of piracy or had it wrongly thrust upon them will be referred to as pseudo-pirates. We have no wish to associate with such people and only hope that through our own actions the name of piracy will be recovered from infamy after so many years. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster tells us that pirates are divine beings. Obviously this is not true. The only pirate worthy of any claim to divinity is Captain Jack Sparrow himself. However, FSM sent Captain Jack Sparrow as an example not of divinity, but of a proper mortal life. It is crucial that the ways of piracy are attainable by all of us, rather than simply acting as a beacon, basking us in noodly light from out of reach. We all have a duty to lead piratic lives, and the decline in such standards is evident in the world around us. A key aspect of this decline is climate change, an issue raised by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bobby Henderson uses a graph to illustrate the correlation between the decline in pirate numbers and rise in global temperatures. Here it is: Much has been said about this graph, not least that it is a plainly daft way of drawing a graph. A much more sensible alternative would be: Regardless of the manner in which this information is presented (although ours is distinctly the more noodly), the issue again brings us back to divinity. The implication coming from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that it is owing to their supernatural powers that pirates are able to stem global warming. While the role of piracy in influencing climate change is evident, it must be emphasised that our role is practical rather than divine. The old pirates were at one with nature and took great care to look after their surroundings. It is for this reason that a decline in piracy has led to environmental problems. Furthermore, it is significant that Bobby Henderson's graph may well take into account pseudo-pirates who could not wield a positive influence, be it through activism or the supernatural. 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