Noone can beat Chuck Norris.

First off, to cover my opponents claims about 'chucknorrisfacts.com'. I in fact already provided a link to this website to show you there are 'facts' that limit this chuck, thus I would win a mind battle against the chuck based on them because I do not need 'facts'. My opponent then made up new facts to be added to the website such as "it is testimony from real witnesses and the souls in hell of his victims". Go Back to where I provide the link to this site that seems to focus on selling T-shirts and you will see no such claim of its source exist there. However you might click some links on the site to see what they consider 'the official site' You will see even chucknorrisfacts.com admits that the real facts are hear....http://www.chucknorris.com... Look at some of the students he's trained. Bob Barker, Steve McQueen. This only reinforces the fact that he is very old today, I mean really Steve McQueen was around to act in black in white movies like 'The Blob' http://en.wikipedia.org... Chan: My opponent contends Jackie Chan cannot do his own stunts anymore because the bloopers at the end of spy next door show he has trouble speaking English. This is utter logic fail on my opponents part. For the people who thought that contention did make sense, why don't we equally hold it against Chuck Norris for having great difficulty speaking Chinese, therefore he cant do his own stunts anymore. I challenge my opponent to find a link that shows Chan did not do his own stunts for the first time in his career in his newest movie. To end the point about performing ones own stunts, look up who the Guinness World Record holder for 'most stunts by a living actor' is held by. Is it Chuck Norris? Noooo it is not, Jackie Chan holds that record and thus continuing to prove himself more awesome than Chuck Norris. http://www.funtrivia.com... Another thing to consider, though Chan is old, he is only 50, he has a clear advantage over Chuck Norris is they fought today, who is 20 years older than him. Chuck Norris graduated from high school before Chan was even born! man that's one old man. Its no wonder Chuck has completely stopped doing his own stunts and moved on to reading congressional bills like an old man does who is too old to fight. Me: I am aware I would definitely lose to a 90 year old Chuck Norris, thanks to his disciplined use of his 'Total Gym' even at his currant age, 70; he is in good shape. I on the other hand am not very in shape for my considerably younger age. But facing him in such a real since was is already shown that he would lose to Jackie Chan. But provided you force us to consider the possibilities of anything incredible happening like the imaginary chuck in your mind not based on real facts but 'chucknorrisfacts.com' would be able to contend, then we are talking about a mind battle, yours (a host of the chuck figment) and mine. As I shown with some of my previous debates such as 'Ragnozork (in the mandatory sense) should be taught in schools' it has been noted my imagination does not need facts. your Chuck Norris is limited by facts though, as you referenced last round acted like you forgot it had already been sourced. In such a battle Just from staring at chuck I give him cancer, chuck needs to cry to cure himself but cant (since he never cry's) and dies. I win. even if he round house kicks me to death before his death, he will still die because of our match and thus has been defeated. Batman: I too am referring to a bare knuckles match. it is a myth that without his gadgets batman would be helpless http://en.wikipedia.org... http://en.wikipedia.org... once batman's back was broken by Bane, and Azerail had to take up the mantle while he recovered. while recovering he was trained by Lady Shiva to use a martial arts move that is fatal called the Leopard Blow. Striped down to where the contenders have nothing but there fist Batman can still kill you. and he can kill Chuck Norris. Batman is just that awesome. He is arguable the worlds greatest martial artist in his universe, though there are a few contenders in such an argument like Richard Dragon, Green Arrow number Two, and Lady Shiva, however Chuck Norris is not on the list. My fourth Contender is Bear Grills, the famous real individual from Man Vs Wild. http://www.youtube.com... http://www.youtube.com... http://www.youtube.com... http://www.youtube.com... http://www.youtube.com... It is obvious from watching these videos that Bear Grills can man up and eat anything in the universe. So the answer to the timeless question 'How do you survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?' is you man up and eat the roundhouse kick, and there is only one who is man enough to do it, Bear Grills. Bear Grills can eat Chuck Norris if he has too. the pain inflicted from the roundhouse kicks chuck gives as Bear Grills eats him will of course make him wish to spit chuck out, but he knows that continuing to eat chuck could save is life. Bear Grills is so awesome he could eat a roundhouse kick. He can eat anything. Period.