2016 Equestrian Presidential Election.

Princess Luna: I can’t say that I’m not horrified by my opponent’s response. I can see it now. Packaging labled Discord. With his chaos abilities God only knows what that would taste like…. Twilight Sparkle: Princess…Princess *nudges Princess Luna* Princess Luna: Sorry, was trailing off into space right there for a moment, anyways, my opponent simply cannot keep an eye on Pinkie Pie…. Whoops I mean Pinkiemania. *Get’s glaring look from Twilight Sparkle* Hey sorry, the names are just so close together. It would be impossible without tracking the food. Somehow Pinkiemania has made horse meat untastabled in her cupcakes somehow. Which makes me ask you, the audience, when’s the last time you’ve eaten a cupcake? Without a system where we track down the culprate by protecting our food. Do you like pie? *AppleJack slightly noods in agreeance* How do we know what’s in the Pie without us having the agency of which I purposed and then we can truly have good pie and Pinkiemania would be in an insane aslyumn. As for the Rainbow Factory, we must shut it down immidatiately. We have already seen the sickness and health side effects of it’s pollution and that how it is killing innocent Ponies and we are all feeling the side effects between the deaths from Pinkiemania and the deaths at the Rainbow Factory we need to do something about it. We also have this new footage that Rainbow Dash has killed her sister Absentia, now look to see that she is no longer in the crowd. *Everyone turns to look for Rainbow Dash and Absentia and notices that they have both left* You see, any one of us might be next and if we don’t implement my plans then we shall all fall to Pinkiemania or the Pegasus Device. Twilight, my dear, I believe that it’s your turn. Twilight Sparkle: *Puts down book* Alrighty then, Pinkie Pie just wants to transition the ESA from Celestia to her and this would make things worse. Just imagine if Sombra or Pinkiemania get’s a hold of it. Sombra has been known for his Crystal hacking and this would put us all in jeporady if this plan get’s implamented so we must shut it down immediately. Princess Luna: Great point Twilight, now the working hours does need to be cut back, but if we cut back to 40 minutes we won’t get enough production from Apple family and will be missing tons of food supplies and all ponies would starve. I do purpose a 5 hour work day with a lunch break in there. This way we can all go out and play the newest version of Fallout Equestia. Then when we are done with that we can go out and play in the night, go to sleep and get lots of beauty sleep. Twilight Sparkle: If we use Doctor Whooves Device we would also suck in the rainbows meaning that the pegasi that have suffered at the hands of the Pegasus Device would have all died in vain. My opponent is advocating Genopony (Geocide) by doing this. If we close down the factories like I have purposed then we would have zero pollution and we would be able to plant more trees, because there is no more factories being built so no trees would be needed to cut them down. We also need a tree museum in order to make sure that nature is preserved. Fluttershy would be in charge of this. AppleJack: Thank now we must go to another commercial break. Commercial: () Next Commercial: () If you have suicidal thoughts please call the suicide hotline at 777-777-Pink. AppleJack: Now we’re back, Discord what’s ya’lls thoughts on this?