Things that Donald Trump and god have in common"

I think that most of these are just funny insults for me to laugh at...which I did * Plant dirt. How do you plant dirt? And why did this make me laugh so much? Maybe it's just the impossibility? I don't know. * Finding alien life I don't think Trump and/or God is AGAINST finding alien life. I don't actually remember him addressing the possibility at all. But maybe he did at some point. I actually didn't notice you categorized it as science! Lol. * Compulsive liars. Trump lying? Noooooo.... Okay, that's a good example from the Bible. I can accept that one. * Do not believe in God. I'm still a little bit confused, but I think I can understand where you're coming from with the explanation. * Love war. I had to do a project on the Cambodian Genocide in my freshman year... they're sickening. * Babbling mouths As I have been taught (but do not quite fully believe), everything in the Bible is there for a reason. But yes, many, many things are repeated in the Bible. By the way, spoiler alert: Jesus dies * Hiding something to achieve what they want. That's a very good verse example...can't really refute it well. * Poorest of the poor. Well, Jesus is a part of God (the Trinity). You may be thinking of God the Father, which is kind of like the head guy. But if they're all part of the same, then they all think and believe the same. * Rich stay rich. Oh gosh, the book of Job...God makes a bet with Satan that no matter what happens Job will continue to believe in him. Truly horrible, right? Look at Job 1:13-22 It's terrible. * Fake within their own personalities. I don't know how Trump believing that he himself is a "god" of some sort means he's fake within his own personality * "I'm wrong" I actually wasn't fully disagreeing with you there. I was mostly just saying what the Bible supposedly says. * Act impulsively. Alright, I can understand what you're saying, but that's primarily focusing on free will. Though I did think about it, and it sounds to be correct. * No nightmares/fluffy pillows Rest is actually, by the dictionary definition, to cease work or movement in order to relax, refresh oneself, or recover strength. But that can include sleep, though in the Bible I doubt that was the case. * Don't know suffering and pain. True, that he may not understand it. Of course, the Bible will be like "he understands and knows everything so you're wrong", but you know what I mean. I don't think he enjoys it and loves it. I think it's just that he does it. * Children. Well, he has two daughters, and I don't remember which one but one of them seems actually kind of nice. * Cabbage batbrains. Though I recognized that part of this was satire, I was thinking that this was a figure of speech. But, as you said, this is satire; we can insult! * Hate politics True, it doesn't mean he likes it, but why would he gain a position of president if he hated politics? I've actually never had a job, so I guess I'm not really one to speak. * Terrorists. What I meant was that Trump likely doesn't think what he's doing is terrorism as he wants to abolish it. He probably thinks what he is doing is best, but doesn't recognize that the ends don't justify the means. * Come out ahead. Exactly. Only according to him. Have we seen it? No. * No idea what empathy is. Yup. Got it. * Bipolar disorders. You actually never presented a counter-argument or an agreement. * Whirly-bird heads. I laughed at a few others too! * Black holes. Yup! I saw the insult one time and I was like "yesssssss I've struck gold". * Same room. Laughed at your response. * Devil's hat trick. Ah okay. * Fire exit. Okay, good to know. As for breaking the rule, it makes sense. Though it's still breaking the rule, nonetheless. But yeah I'll let it slide. I can't come up with good insults unless I get angry...agghh. Oh well. I might have to write some down somewhere.