My Opponent is Moar Awesome than Me

"9spaceking" is an awesome username Let me reiterate that 9spaceking's username is awesome, as proven by the above pictures, which 9spaceking did not contend to be un-awesome. 9spaceking states that their name could be misunderstood, which is true. Just about everything is *possible*. However, almost NOBODY who saw "9spaceking" would think "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _". Instead, they would think of the awesome beauty of space, and also kings. Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. Besides, 9 spaces are awesome, especially if each space is the awesome space shown in my pictures. (9 times the awesome!) Does "FuzzyCatPotato" make you think of more than 0 spaces? I thought not. Because 9 is (mathematically) infinitely larger than 0, it is infinitely more awesome. Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. --- I have a terrible username Cats are cute, cuddly, and awesome, until they kill you. Which they will do (1). Potatoes taste awesome, until they kill you. Which they will do (3). In fact, my username is awesome (5) until it kills you. Which it will do (5). You know what's not awesome? Mines. Mines, forgotten after forgotten wars, murdering orphaned kittens as they wander across the bleak desert, searching for a new home, only to die in an explosive hell. Hence, killing is not awesome. Hence, I'm not awesome. And 9spaceking doesn't even ATTEMPT to make "Fuzzy" awesome, because, with his intellectual prowess, he knows it can't be done. Fuzzy logic is what causes stupidity, which (a) kills people and (b) is not awesome. Fuzzy eyesight kills people (6). Hence, I'm not awesome. --- 9spaceking has an awesome profile picture 9spaceking's profile picture is original, because he created it himself. This shows effort, which is awesome (5). My picture is not original (7), and shows only his ability to steal the work of others without their credit. Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. --- 9spaceking has debate skillz 9spaceking admits that he has more experience (5). Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. 9spaceking loses sometimes. Thus, he is (a) an underdog, which is awesome, and (b) defeated, which is a prerequisite for success. One must lose to win (8)(9). Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. 9spaceking multitasks (5), proving his intellectual prowess. Intellectual prowess is awesome. Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. --- I'm fallacious As 9spaceking states (5), "My opponent uses many logical fallacies within his arguments by claiming some random celebrities to be trustworthy. Why should we believe what they say?? Thus most his arguments fall apart." Using fallacies is clearly proof of my stupidity. Hence, 9spaceking is more intelligent than me. As proven earlier, intelligence is awesome. Hence, 9spaceking is awesome. --- I'm magic 9spaceking and I agree that I have magical powers (5). However, magic is "not awesome" (10). HHence, I'm not awesome. --- I can use Paint.NET I can use Paint.NET to photoshop indeed. However, photoshopping is not awesome. Just ask North Korea (11). Hence, I'm not awesome. --- I'm a liar 9spaceking agrees (5). There are white liars, there are Bernie Madoffs, there are Hitlers, but there are no awesome liars (except those who lie to protect, which is not true here). Hence, I'm not awesome. --- I'm thrifty I force everyone to enter the URL into the bar rather than click it, just to save characters. Hence, I'm not awesome. --- References (1) theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill (3) dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2409920/Russian-girl-8--orphaned-ENTIRE-family-wiped-deadly-gas-caused-rotting-potatoes-cellar.html (5) debate.org/debates/My-Opponent-is-Moar-Awesome-than-Me/1/ (6) smartmotorist.com/traffic-and-safety-guideline/older-drivers-elderly-driving-seniors-at-the-wheel.html (7) everydayminimalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Monocle_gray-mini.png (8) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lose_to_Win (9) goodreads.com/quotes/tag/defeat (10) ibelieveicanfall.tumblr.com/post/85176541045 (11) google.com/search?&q=north+korea+photoshop+fail