Resolved: DDO should have its own pope

Thank you. I will now present my case. Airmax is Our Leader Although many people don’t know this, DDO is a dictatorship, and most definitely not a democracy. Although it may seem that Airmax is our dictator, Juggle is actually the true dictator. Airmax is just the face of the dictatorship. All elections are rigged (We can look at the historical example of Imabench himself rigging the votes through bribery in the last election) for AIrmax to always come out on top. This being said, Airmax’s power is to never be questioned, nor trifled with. By allowing a Pope you also allow for a new power that will question the almighty Airmax. This will obviously cause Airmax to take action and retaliate by persecuting all of the Christians on this sight, and then killing innocent bystanders in order to put us all in a state of fear so we never question his authority again. Even more to this, it isn’t just the power of Airmax that will destroy us all, but it will also be the power of Juggle, who wishes Airmax to continue to be the face of his dictatorship. World War III will break out, nukes will be dropped, babies will be killed, and families will be destroyed. Even more to this, after Airmax and Juggle have destroyed almost everyone, they will then put the remaining people into an absolute state of pain, slavery, and oppression for years to come for our actions against them. Eventually we will be forced to remember the uprising against Airmax and Juggle every year in the annual Hunger Games. Potential Underground Pedophilia Ring As Imabench already mentioned, if we were to have a Pope pedophilia would spread like wil fire. Even worse, since there aren’t that many people under the age of 18 they would just flat out rape anyone and everyone! Do you really want to be walking through the forums only to be raped at every topic you visit? I don’t! Order in the Religion Forum? First off, no one can establish order in the religion forum. No one. NO ONE. Even if order could somehow be stored in that forum, it definitely wouldn’t be from the Pope. Seeing that the Pope would be of a specific religion, he would be like anyone else yelling gibberish about what he believes and everyone else would be yelling back at him. It’s not like order would be possible anyways seeing that Airmax and Juggle would be nuking everyone during this time anyways. Official Religion in DDO? DDO despite being a dictatorship, is a place for free thinkers of all religions and political ideologies alike to yell at each other in nonsensical ways until one of the interweb rage quits. By establishing an official religion you just give cause for more butthurt on DDO since everyone respects only their own opinion on things and no one wants to be under some “official” whatever. Pope Leading Us Out of Tragic Events? Hardly, by establishing a Pope and questioning Airmax’s power you just started World War III. Nice job jacka$$. More Elections? Sure there would be more “elections”, if by elections you mean voting that has been rigged by the DDO Mafia in order for a certain person to always win all the time. Anyways, Airmax would have everyone who would be a threat to his power (which would be everyone running for Pope) to be assassinated before the election ends, so nothing really gets done and now six people are dead. Pope a Spiritual Advisor? There’s no such thing. Everyone has their head so far up their butthole about their own opinion that they would just argue with the Pope every time he tries to help and the pope would eventually interweb rage quit because that’s how every argument goes on DDO. So one of two things will happen if we have a Pope. Airmax blows everything up ect. Everyone gets raped. Annnnnd nothing gets solved.