GWL_CPA Cannot See Why Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Revenants Do Not Exist"Pro argues that my logic is not valid. Very well, therefore: Pro’s source is evil, and by illogical extension, valid. My statement is one of pure illogic, and thus is perfectly logical. Why?"The validity of a source has never been determined by whether or not it is evil. If a source is evil, it can still be either wrong or valid. There's no logic behind what my opponent stated in the first place."Humor often relies on illogical concepts Therefore, in a humor debate, it is logical to use illogical arguments."And who decided this was a humor debate? All I said was, "Even in a joke debate, I can't call that valid." I never declared this a joke debate; it's not. I truly believe in my heart that GWL-CPA cannot see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. "There is no evidence that CopperCab suffers from WTS. I demand a doctor’s certificate."Okay, fine...... Satisfied? "Also, if Pro would know if he would have a soul, CopperCab would know if he did too. Since he knows he does, gingers can have souls."Yaaaaaay! More flawed logic! But no. The reason one would know whether he had a soul or not is the same reason he would know whether he had two kidneys. It's medical fact. The reason Coppercab goes off about how gingers do have souls is because of pure rage fueled by his unfortunate case of WTS.And actually, All of those arguments stray from the real issue. Con has stopped presenting evidence on the existence of revenants, and is now arguing that gingers have souls. Even if Revenants Existed, GWL Would Not Be One1. Basically, my opponent stated that because nothing in Doctor Who actually happened, Time Lords don't exist. However, that's not necessarily true. There are numerous occasions when all of reality was reset, causing none of the mentioned event to occur (i.e., the Pandorica flying into the exploding TARDIS[1]). Then, he says that Time Lords aren't racist because the human race is a species. But if that were true, it wouldn't be called a race, would it? At the same time, never in this whole debate has my opponent proven that all Time Lords are anatomically incapable of being racist. Putting this alongside the evidence above that Revenant's definitely do not exist, GWL is more likely a Time Lord.Or maybe just an old dog.2. If all dogs would jump off the dog suicide bridge, then that suggests that all dogs are stupid. Even "Revenant" ones, therefore no dogs are stupid for their standard. Once again, however, my opponent strays from the point: All dogs have quests, not just "revenant" dogs.3. My opponent took Snoop Lion's "reincarnation" seriously. Snoop Lion is still a dog, simply performing as a lion. But thanks to my opponent, this contention, too, is derailed.4. Con concedes this point; extend it.5. More flawed logic. Compared to the dog presented, GWL is cute. If revenants are ugly, GWL is not a revenant. But ugly is subjective, so my opponent has proven nothing.From my opponent's source: "He heals her hand with a little of his regeneration energy, being scolded by River for wasting the energy."It's a waste of regeneration energy to heal petty issues. A wiseass like GWL would know that. GWL Has No Reason to Know Why"GWL can’t poison existing cereal, since it’s less effective than making his own poisoned cereal."Well, there we go. Kellogg made Cinnamon Toast Crunch, not GWL. Therefore, GWL doesn't poison Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Child Labor"Are you implying that the makers of Cinnamon Toast Crunch profit from child labor?"Yes.Con concedes the following:GWL's Vision is Too PoorThe Great Minds of History Couldn't See It; How Could He?The Resolution Stands More Firm than Dwayne Johnson's Biceps.Vote Pro.Sources[1] http://tardis.wikia.com...;