Robot Zombies vs Ninja Pirates.

My apologies for not responding to this debate in a more timely fashion, for you see I was kicking Ninja Pirate butt with my awesome robot zombie. That's right, just me and one awesome robot zombie took out 125 Ninja Pirates in the course of an afternoon, and I didn't do anything. Some of you may be wondering why didn't the Robot Zombie attack me. Well the answer is simple I am it's creator. Before he became a zombie I named him B.O.B. which is an acronym for Binary Ordinance Bionics. But after he became a zombie he prefers a new name, which is Grawwhh. It isn't an acronym it's the only thing he can pronounce. My opponent says that robots cannot become zombies as this requires a living organism to become a corpse. He is partly correct, but let me ask, cant computers get viruses? And if the can get viruses can't these viruses cause fatal system failures? B.O.B. was fine when I first created him. The first functional A.I. unit in the world. Till he became infected with the zmb.exe virus. He let me know he was infected after a compulsory systems scan. I asked him if there was a way to get rid of the virus, and he told me, "The only cure is to kill the host processsor, and that not even a complete reformat would work." I worked to find a cure anyways despite his repeated warnings for me to destroy him. He told me that once the virus took full control, then he could not guarantee my safety. Days went by, and the changes were sudden. His ability to do mathematical computations was the first thing to start to fail. It started with a break down of more complex equations, and devolved into an inability to compute addition, and subtraction. He was at this time still able to reason, and persuaded me to destroy him still. But I was close to something. After several scans I found that the zmb.exe virus attacks the programming that allows for artificial intelligence by erasing replicating blocks of code that once was able to re-write itself, and writing in it's own code that broke down processing capabilities. I wasn't able to counteract this, but I was able to write code that would ensure my safety. I wrote code that made sure both B.O.B. and the virus that corrupted him would see me as ally. All of this was not too soon, for shortly after writing in my code, B.OB. suffered fatal failure, and in computer terms had died. This lasted for approximately 25 seconds, and then he began to reboot. He was different than before, his speed was still there. I witnessed this when he lunged towards an unfortunate soul who had come knocking at my doIor. I yelled for him to stop, but before I could open my mouth to utter the words he had torn the poor soul's intestines from his body. After recomposing myself, and rinsing the vomit from my mouth I went to investigate what was left of the eviscerated corpse that lay at my doorstep. It had on a ninja mask, and a tri-corner hat, and carried a blunder-buss, with shuryken, about 6 tied to his sides. In his belt was a scroll. I opened it to find that it was an order of assassination placed upon me. What had been horror at what hapened earlier turned to relief, and I looked at B.OB. who was now standing there looking at me with an empty expression. I looked at the corpse, and his eyes followed mine to the carnage he had created, and my eyes once again met with his. And for one brief moment there seemed to be a hint of reason, or purpose in those eyes. And I asked him, "B.OB.?" And he responded back with one sound that let me know that he and I were on the same team. That sound was "Grawwwhh!"