Simulated- North Korean "Presidental" Debate.

Great people of the most serene Democratic People's Republic of Korea, hear what I have to say today, for only the richest and kindest people in the world; that is True Koreans, are ready to progress to a new age of prosperity, yes, far above the already prosperous age. I, Dear Supreme Leader 'Theunkown' shall break my back to bring us to this age.This will be an age that will see the neutralization of the current threat of the Imperialist West and their plans to erase what we, the strongest nation in the world, have achieved.My opponent, Fake supreme Leader 'Supremekitteh' has suggested this most outrageous proposal: "I proposeGiving a warm naval base to. In response, Russia will end some sanctions and Give us oilContinue our partnership with India, reassure then that we will not sell nukes to anyone."So my opponent will have the most sacred and purest soil on Earth bartered like it was nothing. For a bit of Black liquid it seems. For a bit of partnership with Russia that has fallen to the Imperialism and Capitalism after 1991. This historic vote of 2015 has the sovereignty of the True Koreans at stake, ladies and gentlemen. The wrong vote can mean giving away the soul of this land, this people, for what we have fought so long to preserve against the False Koreans and Imperialists. We have beaten the false Koreans in drone tech (really) And will upkeep this. I propose 50 more "toy" drones by this year.We don't need drones, We have the strongest military in the world thanks to our nuclear program. Better to invest more in either the nuclear programme and our health care.Our inner circle with some power hires bad doctors, Causing widespread corruption. We Know that Dear leader picks best, So we must crackdown on these people.The misjudgement of doctors and corruption maybe true for Pro's inner circle, but MY inner circle is corruption free and I personally handpick the mots gifted beaureaucrats to select doctors, none of whom are corrupt. Of any other people's the True Korean people deserve the most corruption free government. I can offer that (unlike the other candidate that just said that they have corruption). Our man problem is Nodernazation[Modernization], so we small[shall] focus on that.Our main problem is Modernization? We are the most modern country on Earth with weapons that can destroy even a whole city belonging to the Imperialist West. Even in health care, we have the best health care in the world because our health care is free. Unlike the consumer slaves of the Capitalist West who force people to pay for their health care. Also, if our health care is so unmodern, explain how True Korea is able to treat common cold. Explain how we never had the Black Plague, unlike the Imperialist Europeans.The best way to bring our Nation to the ultra-prosperous position I was talking about earlier is to unite with what has unfortunately become False Korea. Yes, it may seem outrageous but remember that the False Koreans are not bad people. They are the same as us, only slightly lesser due to corruption by the West. Once we remove their so called Democratic government, which is a mere puppet of the West, we will unite with our 50 million brothers and sisters[1] and show them the true meaning of Korea, the truth about the best system to live in (DPRK's of course) and give them a taste of freedom.Long live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea; Long live the prosperity of the Korean people; May we exterminate the pestilential puppet government in Seoul.For that to happen, the wise people of this land must vote for Con.Source[1]http://www.tradingeconomics.com...Note to Pro: Please fix spelling, the people of the perfect nation on earth deserve the perfect leader.