The Easter Bunny Has Rights Too

"Even if I wanted too I would get blacklisted for helping a 'non-norm'; witch buy the way Pro, you should really look into changing your name and moving to another state, lose all cell phones for a while and credit or debit cards. Just drop off the grid for a while and you should be okay." *gasps and clutches at heart* I wasn't aware that aiding and abbetting the rights of a supernatural 'non-norm' being could be so devastating. Does the Easter Bunny intend on killing me? If so, it is a very distrustworthy character which I might recommend we look into our rights and protect humanity! However, I disbelieve that the Easter Bunny, who grants children in North America and England vast amounts of chocolate, eggs and symbols will willfully harm anybody (as I have aforementioned, it is impossible that he intends that children become obese from it. He does not mean for his symbols to be eaten.) I also find it incredible that Alphonzo CLXXIVX is a friend of the Con. This is a preposterous claim of which I refute emphatically. The Easter Bunny would by no means harbour the Con as his best friend. As my opponent pointed out, Easter Alphonzo prefers to spend most of his time in Wonderland and other places of another realm. While there, he somehow procures Harry Potter and other fine literature to chuckle over, in between rounds of golf, playing, visiting, having tea and observing the time (reference to his cousin the White Rabbit in Wonderland). It is quite clear that due to the cruelty and abusive treatment of the symbols Alphonzo has manufactured, he doesn't wish them to be eaten (I have clarified why above). The foremost points was that they symbolize himself and cause children who don't embark in energetic activity to become obese. - A note on obesity. My opponent proclaims that he gives in moderation. This is untrue. Consider the piles of chocolate that many children receive each year (among them is the symbol to be cherished and hung up on the wall rather than cannibalized). Here is a blatant glutton who sadistically smiles as he greedily plans the demise of Easter's offering (note the veritable pile he possesses - tell me he won't gain several pounds? Also note the symbol of Easter which the Bunny clearly intends not to be eaten): http://img2.photographersdirect.com... Here's another callous offender - note her diabolical smile - http://img2.photographersdirect.com... Here's a story regarding a horrible offender - how inhumane! Imagine desecrating the symbol of Easter in such manner! I reported inhumanity in my first round, but this beats all! Chewing off only their bottoms and then painting them with lipstick! horrorible! She should be prosecuted, as the Easter Bunny has rights, too! http://www.thespoof.com... However, since any educated being realizes that a mammal cannot lay chocolate eggs, Easter Alphonzo obviously intends that imbecile humans with a craving should eat, in moderation, the eggs, which don't desecreate his image or endorse animal cruelty whatsoever. However, most humans don't realize this - the trangressors! The Easter Bunny has rights! The Universal Declaration of... Rights and Freedoms declares in Article five, "Article 5. No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment." * This stands for Alphonzo. Individual nations do not have to recognize him as an entity or being for him to have rights under the Universal Declaration. I also disagree that the Easter Bunny cedes his rights, even if they are ethical rights, upon taking office. This is blasphemous of the Easter Bunny. His will should be respected and regarded, otherwise he should take measures to embargo the human race due to the insentient offenders who desecrate him and his symbols. That is all, my dear friends, opponent and viewers! Please support ethics, let your heart out to this famed being and vote PRO because the Easter Bunny possesses rights, too! Universal Declaration of Rights: http://www.un.org...