Team rap battle: Truth_Seeker and lannan13 vs. JasperFrancisShickadance and RevL8ion

JFS @ T_s: Ya freakin Faker, you're just lucky dat God's gracious!! Just the look on your face is flirtatious, omagoodness! Then we see your hair, it looks like a wig dats spacious Your wars n' arguments are suspiciously too fallacious! Ya self-contious is unnecessary for my innocence but it's not too much for me to handle! Your sandals don't hold ya feet an' you rely on your helpless gf like a candle on a mantle! About this battle, I had to pop your laughable spiritual bubble just so cuz you wouldn't go Darn ya hair full of bull and your pics that look sick, you can't even sing let alone rap "let it snow"! [9] Yea, like Ima drop toys for tots in the Salvation Army box, well right but it'll be for a better charity [1] Seekah don't even know what a hot shot is cuz he too busy gettin fat eatin crap, he raps for clarity [6] Dude the unoriginal aroma of your arrogance doesn't beat my belligerence, haven't you heard of a parody?!? Thoughts don't rhyme with thoughts and thoughts, but your too caillou to realize dey da same word tyranny! [2] RevNge @ Both: Takin' the Lord's name in vain, you two are exactly like Abel and Cain These wannabes are goddamn skanks, my lines have more flow than Mark Twain You're Spidey I'm Bruce Wayne, I'll make your minds go completely insane Watch as I swoop out with your Mary Jane, hell, yo voice sounds thick with fresh cocaine We be like Justin TIMBERlake and Paul Bunyan, ya'll be laid out ripped in half and slain DDO's best rap writers right here BEATing you and RAPeing you dead in cemetery lane! The ignorance is unexplainable, your ugliness indescribable, nothing you do makes sense Your just douchebags with anything except brilliance, nobody understands your defense We got strategy and the luck's on our side, at least we pretty so you can't dis our face My malice for you is a death threat, man your visage makes me puke all over the place! JFS @ both Pros: Caffeine keeps me up all night, I have 63 cups of coffee and I don't gotta pay no fee My money keeps coming like I'm Kim Kardashian, I got cupboards full of rap rhymes [3] Nobody plays Adam better than my bud RevL8tion, the prince who's extremely beastly [4] I'm the Beauty but he's so manly he's an army, he makes the headlines for the NY Times! [5] Lucy in the sky with diamonds is what it sounds like yall singin Literally it's as dumb as the Beatles tryna do a dubstep thing [7] So stop pretending to be queens and wake up from your dream Cuz at the end of this yall be shipped to Beijing for your obsequies! [8] JFS @ L13: Lanaan got no beats, his raps are off rhythm He lacks disses cuz he neva heard of precision Thirteen is what he named his spleen incision! Hes atheist, dats why his life got no supervision! What the fhuck is this splat of dat bad rap combat? I'm reading your words but aloud it's just bullcrap Are you copying your ally or you just utterly lazy? Oh $hit, after this, I'll miss your nice praise to me!! Sources [1] http://en.wikipedia.org... [2] http://www.oxforddictionaries.com... [3] http://www.google.com... [4] http://www.google.com...'s+the+beast's+name+in+beauty+and+the+beast [5] http://www.nytimes.com... [6] A hot shot won't be eatin junk food like T_s, man, Lanaan's never seen an admirable shot in basketball cuz he's a nerd introvert who don't play sports!! [7] (LOL!) [8] http://books.google.com... [9] [10] http://www.urbandictionary.com...