I am a chair and you are a bench

I will respond to imachair's 11 points then use 11 of my own points to show that he is a chair and I am a bench"1. I am atheist, but will change, to take on you as my God, so you = God"I see where you are going with this, this would make me your God. Not anyone elses God, just yours. But that still counts, and my narcissism is now satisfied, so this point stands. "2. Gods have been alive for longer than little narwhals like myself. You have been on DDO for longer than me so you = God"Alright but I have been here for a blink of an eye in the history of DDO, if I am God, then that would make others who have been here a Great God, after that there comes Ultra God, and then Master God. In between those though there are a host of other specialized Gods which include Safari God, Level God, Lure God, Moon God, Friend God, Love God, Heavy God, Fast God, Compe God, Premier God, Repeat God, Timer God, Nest God, Net God, Dive God, Luxury God, Heal God, Quick God, Dusk God, Cherish God, and Then there is Park God. For those of you who dont know whaty I just did I took every name for a pokeball and put the word "God" at the end of it, its all listed herehttp://www.comicvine.com..."3. God is a guy. You are a guy"I wouldnt be so sure about the first one. Have you ever read the old Testament? God has lots of rules, always making men suffer, God was ruthless, and cannot be pleased. All of those are signs that God could very well be a woman. "4. You are not emma watson. God is not emma watson. you are god"God could be a chick, see #3"5. Asians exist"Are you talking about the Asians who make my Iphone or the Asians who answer my phone when I call customer support who cant speak English to save their f*cking life?"6. No God has proven existance in history. You have none either. Until i made you god"God has been proven to exist though. According to his profile hes a 39 year old guy who lives out in Texas but he hasnt been online in 3 yearshttp://www.debate.org...Here he proves he is God by arguing that Evolution is indeed truehttp://www.debate.org..."7. You are a virgin. God is a virgin. You are god."WHAT THE HELL MAN, Im trying to maintain my image to other people here on DDO once people find out im still a virgin theyre going to realize that I might have been lying about the fling I had with Emma Roberts!"8. I say you are god. I am not lying. You = God"I already showed you that God lives in Texas, you might not be lying you just may be misunderstood"9. 69"I agree"10. You can not be a bench as you can type"My last name is Bench, Im not the kind of Bench you sit on but I am a Bench technically, so the fact that I can type does not mean I cannot be a Bench. "12. Eleven does not exist"I agree============================================================================Now for my Questions to the Con============================================================================1) You are not a narwhal because your profile picture is of a Koala Bear. http://www.debate.org...2) If I am God then how come I got my a** kicked in debates 36 times?3) If being a virgin makes me God then all of the Jonas Brothers could be seen as God because those ladies still haven't gotten laid yet. 4) I already explained that Im not God in another debate where I argued that the Quantum Cosmological Differentiation summarizes how the supposed conflict between early neolithic polytheist religious beliefs combined with the eventual evolution to a monotheistic one at a time preceding the scientific advances of the Morphological age of humanity could potentially cause confliction in the argument that there is a clear and single path to the conclusion that there is a resolution to the creator-endeavor paradox...... Duh http://www.debate.org...5) If you are a narwhal then you must know who narwhals descended from, so who did narwhals descend from?6) Nobody has been able to defeat Barack Obama in a presidential Election before, Mitt Romney will not be able to either, does that make Barack Obama God?7) God may be a virgin or he may not be a virgin, it doesnt say anything on his profilehttp://www.debate.org...If we want to find out though you can search the Bible but I wouldnt try to. That book is kind of old and has some crazy stuff in it, did you know that the Bible says that Gay Marriage is a sin? How f*cked up is that!8) I read in a Snapple that Joseph Kony invented the first "No Child Left Behind" policy9) You can be called a chair because your profile identifies your username as imachair, meaning that people can use slang or a nickname to identify you, that word may very well be "chair". I Doubt you are a chair I can sit in, but technically you are a chair. 10) The biggest thing that supports my case that I am a bench and that my opponent is a chair is listed in point #1112) F*ck number 11