If a $1 Trillion coin is minted, and if I stole it, I would be the most powerful man in the world

I thought I was the only Devil's Advocate. Aw man. I hope you are not suggesting that I violated the community standards or anything, if I did let me know. This is why I created this debate in the first place, it's not something meant to be serious and tackle the "big issues" so I get familiar with the system. Anyways,I Con's argument is strong, but he made one fatal error. My opponent has assumed that I will conduct my banking through a Russian service and I have not mentioned that I would, only that I would escape to Russia because no extradition treaties exist between the United States and the Russian Federation. I did say that through the money laundering system, I would have accounts in Switzerland and proxy businesses to protect the liquidation. I also mentioned that I would not launder the money in one lump sum, that would be foolish and any bank would be suspicious that a person would want to deposit a trillion dollars, equivalent the entire GDP of Australia. Other than Switzerland, my options are wide when it comes to offshore banking. We will use the examples of Switzerland, Singapore and Bahrain to point out how banking secrecy works out in my faovur, although I would use dozens of offshore banks to minimize risk. Switzerland Even Jews were able to keep their assets safe during peak Nazi hegemony in Europe. Swiss banks guarantee secrecy as said in the Swiss Banking Act of 1934 and the fact that I am not in the United States, means I avoid the IRS completely when setting up Swiss accounts. [1]Singapore Singapore has been competing with Switzerland as an offshore banking system and world financial centre. Singapore bank secrecy is very strict which is to my advantage. This is dealt with in Singapore Law in section 47 of the Banking Act (Chapter 19, 2008 Rev Ed.) [2]Anonymous Internet Banking It is theoretically possible for me to use the internet to also assist in the liquidation and money laundering process. Advances in financial cryptography has made it possible for financial transactions to be virtually absolutely secret. [3] There are dozens of other options I may use, but not enough text to list them all, so I leave this list here. [4] Con has assumed that I would use Russian banks to perform liquidation, however this is not the case and I pointed this out in part IV of my previous argument. Other than that, my opponent has rested his case on the aspect that I would not be able to hold the trillion dollars and has not addressed my other points of PMCs, counter-intelligence and such.II I may eventually be caught, but even if I was the most powerful man for a single day, my argument would still be correct. My opponent has mentioned that I could not be the most powerful man in the world since someone else could overthrow me. This doesn't mean I could not be the most powerful man in the world however, for example King Louis XVI was the most powerful man in France during his reign but was still overthrown from agents within France. Also to note, my acquisition of US treasury bills on a massive scale would leverage my power against the United States as I have stated before, thus making me more powerful than POTUS and thus most powerful man in the world. My opponent also mentions that having the money would not give me any type of power. I disagree and believe money itself can be used for power. Money can be used to purchase political influence for example, and is the basis for the entire lobbying sector. [5] This debate has been fun, and I have some more ideas like this so stay tuned. I'll thank my opponent for this fun debate but for now, vote for me because how could anyone not be very super powerful with a trillion bucks? Sources[1] http://www.kpmg.com...[2] http://www.singaporelaw.sg...[3] http://orlingrabbe.com...[4] http://www.offshore-bank-list.com...[5] http://www.commondreams.org....