Resolved: North Korea and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with already

1) Jealousy "That's the same crap... keep everything sexual" While it is true that b*tches be crazy and that they shift the blame (1), this reason is not a sound reason for South Korea to get back together with North Korea OR for them to have sex. "We don't know that though... could happen to the two Koreas." This is an inadequate comparison, as there is one huge difference between the U.S. and Japan and the two Koreas. This is the distance. The U.S. and Japan are not as close together as the Koreas, so they aren't seeing each other every day. While they may be able to hang out and visit each other, they are not spending nearly the same amount of time together as the two Koreas do. As North Korea and South Korea spend almost every waking moment in each other's presence, it would be impossible for them to simply have sex and not face negative interpersonal relations. 2) Need each other but don't belong together "Never underestimate the power of really awesome angry sex" While really awesome angry sex is, indeed, really awesome, it will only help people to tolerate each other on the outside. On the inside, they will still resent each other, and the problems will only have been solved superficially. However, if they spend the time together, go on a few dates, and talk out their problems before sex, they will have much better relations with each other, and the resentment will be gone, which will also solve the problem of a potentially controlling relationship. As South Korea will get to make North Korea realize her controlling attitude, she will work her hardest to get rid of her problem, because, as it was explained before, even though she is bitter, she really does love South Korea, and wants to make him happy. 3) They're old enough "Let them try then." They can certainly try at some point. However, they are not emotionally ready yet. They currently have a maturity level equivalent to that of 13-year-olds. They may think that they want sex, however, neither side would be willing to make a move, and are both scared out of their minds of sex. On top of that, the Russia/Cuba situation is another faulty analogy. Cuba didn't have much of a choice in the matter. Russia was buying all sorts of stuff for Cuba, what choice did Cuba have but to put out (2)? 4) Inexperience "South Korea is mentally prepared to go for the gold and start doing the nasty" This was addressed in the previous refutation. However, even assuming that South Korea is ready, North Korea doesn't just want sex. Pro himself has stated that North Korea is assertive and straightforward and was the instigator of the original relationship. If she wanted sex, she could have gotten it. I will state once again; have you seen that body? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? 5) Barriers "How can South Korea try to romance North Korea if they've never romanced anyone before?" The same argument could be made for walking. How can a kid walk if he has never walked before? The point is that this sort of knowledge is gained through practice. "All South Korea has to do is be assertive... countries end up getting friend zoned!" While this claim is mostly true, the problem is that South Korea is not assertive by nature. Pro himself said that North Korea is the one who instigates, the one who is assertive, and the one that is straightforward. South Korea is completely whipped. South Korea will never step up and be a man, because it goes against his nature. His only option (if he wants to be with her) is romance. Points that Pro has not refuted: "They are best when they are together and can't stop thinking of each other." "Marriage is not a requirement of a teenage relationship." "Their close proximity would mess with their relationship after sex" "They are emotionally unready." "If North Korea wanted sex, she could have gotten it a LONG time ago." "North Korea's body rocks." Sources: 1. Taylor Swift 2. http://www.historyofcuba.com...;