Resolved: North Korea and South Korea should just have sex and get it over with already

I will begin by refuting my Pro's points. 1. North Korea is trying to make South Korea jealous While it is true that North Korea is flirting with other countries (especially the US), you are misunderstanding North Korea's motives. Yes, North Korea is trying to make South Korea jealous. However, that is not all. North Korea is also trying to hurt South Korea, as North Korea is still very bitter about the breakup. Even though North Korea was controlling, North Korea thought that the reason South Korea broke up with her was because South Korea no longer loved her. If they just had sex now, it would be catastrophic for their relationship and would throw them right back into the abusive, controlling, and emotionally exhausting type of relationship they were in before, instead of the beautiful, loving, and understanding relationship they could be in. 2. They don't belong together but still need each other My opponent said it himself. Pro said, "at the same time they are best when they are together and can't stop thinking of each other." They do belong together. They are in love each other. However, it was said here that they drive each other nuts, and that would lead to great angry sex. Angry sex can also happen in a loving relationship, when they are good and ready. My opponent also claims that they can't get married because the kids will "come out all f*cked up," but having kids is not a requirement of marriage, nor is marriage a requirement of a teenage relationship. 3. Everybody is getting tired of their sh*t My opponent claims that if they just had sex and got it over with, the drama would go away. However, North Korea and South Korea live so close together that they cannot simply avoid each other. They would be forced to awkwardly say hello every day until one day when they just flip out on each other. The sexual tension that has been built up will simply be replaced with the other type of tension, where they really just hate each other's guts. If they just have sex, it only makes the problem worse. 4. They are old enough for sex now Them being old enough does not make them ready. They are in their early teen years, and yeah, they say stuff like "You wanna bang?" to each other often (North Korea recently asked America if he wanted a bang (1)), but they are not nearly ready emotionally to go that extra step physically. They need time to ease into it. And lets face it. If North Korea just wanted sex, she could have gotten it a LONG time ago. Have you seen that body? Now I will make my case for why they should instead pursue a slow, romantic relationship. Inexperience They are young. They are scared. However, they know that, deep down, through all of the tension, they kind of like each other. On top of that, neither of them really know what sex is. China never gave them the talk because China didn't want them to even have one child, and Japan never told them because Japan had just been caught stealing fancy pearls from the harbor and, as a result, was absent for the majority of North and South Korea's childhood years. They have only learned about premarital sex from Family Guy, where it is stated, "if you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs, who will eat it." South Korea is certainly scared about that (2). Barriers They used to be together, but currently North Korea is bitter because of their very messy previous break-up. Now, North Korea is still interested, but she has set up mental barriers in order to protect herself from the hurt she felt before. Don't get me wrong, South Korea wants to get it on with North Korea. However, the only way he will get in her pants is if he romances her for a while and slowly chips away at those mental barriers (3). Sources: 1. http://www.foxnews.com... 2. http://en.wikipedia.org...(Family_Guy) 3. The 40-Year-Old Virgin