Aliens constructed the Egyptian pyramids, and Egyptians found them there.

It's actually very startling that the pyramids of Giza, built in 3,000 B.C., are still standing tall as if they were built yesterday (except for the polished stones and capstone, which were taken to build Alexandria). Other pyramids, built even 500 years later, were all shoddy and are crumbling down. For example, the famous "bent" pyramid, which starts out with a very high angle, and then retreats to a shallower one for the top. This is because the angle at which it was started was much too steep for it to actually stand when it would be finished, so the designers altered the plans halfway through. So, did the Egyptians, after 500 years, just forget how to build a pyramid?! I mean, it was like ten generations for them, but still... The answer is actually quite simple. The Pharaoh saw pyramids on his land, build by aliens and used as a burial ground for his ancestors, and decided that he too wanted a Pyramid. And so he called his architects, and they designed him one to be built. Halfway through, they noticed that it would be too hard to build it and it might collapse, so they changed the angle. The Pharoah showed his disgust by having a second pyramid constructed, named the "Red Pyramid", and then he had himself buried there. (http://www.guardians.net...) http://www.outerworlds.com...) King Tutankhamun's tomb also provides some insights. Has everyone heard of the Pharaoh's curse? It's actually a real thing, proved when about two dozen explorers who visited the site died afterwards, one after the other. In fact, one wrote "I have succumbed to the curse" in his own blood before hanging himself. Well, it was all real until the scientists had a look at it. Actually,, there is a special species of fungi, and lots of it, covering the walls of the burial chamber. What killed the explorers was the unrealistically severe allergic reaction to the fungi. Except, no other place on Earth has been found to harbor that species of fungi. King Tut's body also poses several questions. For those who don't know, he was a boy, becoming pharaoh at age 12 and dying at around 19. His mummy's body is severely disshaped, and people say that it was wild beasts that got to him. But did they really? The entrance was closed off with rocks, so how could beasts get through? The answer can again be found in alien life. King Tut was an alien, in fact an adult alien, who is now supposed as a child because aliens are short. This would explain the misshapen, otherworldy body. His name, Tutankhamun, means "living image of Aten. Aten was an Egyptian god usually presented as a disk of light, which, coincidentally, is almost percisely how most people report UFO sightings. More proof: his father (maybe also an alien?) banned the worship of any god but Aten. If the aliens were driving around in giant hovering "Atens", wouldn't they, after contact, prefer to be worshipped as the only gods? And the fungi? Well, it grew because of the long-term presence and decomposition of King Tut, the alien king. This also proves that aliens have had contact with Egyptians, and ruled over them in some cases, but never allowing them to retain any advanced technologies. (http://articles.latimes.com...) (http://www.outerworlds.com...) (http://www.egyptianmyths.net...) Let's also look for a second at how perfectly the pyramids were designed. First look at this diagram: (http://www.outerworlds.com...). The pyramid is highlighted in red, the two red lines are the north east and north west, and that bunch of squiggles up top is the Nile River delta. As you see, the two lines enclose the delta neatly, and entirely. Of course, you could probably argue that some Egyptian walked the hundred or so miles to the end of the delta with a really, really long piece of string, while people back at the planned site held it. Then they waited while the same process was repeated by another person, and then they would manipulate the lines for several days until they finally got this perfect place for the construction. Or you could say that it was measured quickly, and swiftly, by aliens from orbit. There's a whole nother thing coming from here too. Look at that diagram again. Those two lines, they're the north west and north east, but they are also more. Look at them in relation to the pyramid. Yup. They're it's corners simply extended. The Egyptians built a pyramid with it's flat side PERFECTLY ALIGNED with the magnetic North. And compasses were first invented in China, 2,800 years after (206 B.C). I can't even think of any way the Egyptians could have done that, so if anybody figures something out, I'd appreciate a comment. Anyway, aliens would have had no problem aligning anything to the magnetic north. (http://www.outerworlds.com...) (http://www.outerworlds.com...) (http://en.wikipedia.org...) P.S. 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