Is Frozen terrible...

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I thank you for your decision to serve in the one of the most sacred institutions in all fo the United States of America, the courtroom. I applaud your willingness to cast aside bias and weigh judgment onto the defendant to fulfill your duty as an citizen of the Unites States of America." "Now I WOULD have started the trial with a rebuttal consisting of several very inflammatory comments about the Pro's mother, but because Pro has failed to show up on time, the judge has permitted me to proceed, presumably until Pro finishes visiting his mother at Sea World and decides to come to court today." "Now my client, Frozen, stands at the witness stand today accused of crimes that she did not commit. She has long been slandered against, verbally assaulted by, and hated on by just about every hipster and brain dead moron who have a problem with anything even remotely popular. The immense success and fortune that my client has reigned in over the past year and a half alone have earned her the love of millions, along with the petty jealously of every hater from sea to shining sea, you see." "Your honor I have no further questions or remarks about my client, and would like to call my first witness to the stand, Pro's daddy." (Frozen steps off the witness stand, and Pro's father enters the courtroom, sitting at the witness stand)========================================================================================="Now Mr Fallow, your son, Master_Fallow, is accusing my client of several charges that frankly I find detestable, and I would just like to weigh his credibility as someone who is prosecuting my client. Would you be okay with me asking several questions about your son that questions his credibility?"(Mr Fallow nods) "Mr Fallow, tell us about the childhood of your son, Master Fallow, if you could" "My son was, never a bright child in school. You see, he spent all of his free time either playing under power wires, or eating lead-based paint chips that had fallen off fences on his way home from 3rd grade, which he repeated 6 times..... He was never well liked in school either. Students would pick on him for almost anything, ranging from the club foot he had that made him walk around all goofy, to the fact that he got kicked in the head by a horse when he was a wee lad..... I tried sending him to other schools but every time we switched, he would quickly alienate the rest of his pupils by just being a dipsh** or by blaming the Jews for making him as dumb as he was....." - Master_Fallow's father. "I see. So, your son is, a complete idiot you say?" - Imabench"Yessir. My son has a very, very long history of doing immensely stupid stuff. Not even four days ago, he ended up getting kicked out of a Denny's because stripped naked and then tried to paint himself to match the walls to spy on people... He never even managed to spy on the patrons of the restaurant, he had gotten high on paint fumes and passed out in the bathroom.... He was only found after several men who had just been released from prison wandered into the bathroom and sodomized my son in the anus repeatedly." - Master_Fallow's father. "Sodomized in the anus you say?" - Imabench"Yes sir, sodomized in the anus.... I could go on in great detail if you would like" - Master_Fallow's father. "That wont be necessary" - Imabench(YYW looks out the window in disappointment.) "Do you believe the charges that he is filing against my client have any credibility to them?" - Imabench"Sir I have raised my inbred son since the day he was born, and I can safely say, the charges he is accusing Frozen of are most likely, completely unfounded.... Now if you excuse me, I need to go visit my wife at Sea World, she got in trouble for attacking one of her trainers again." - Master_Fallow's father. "Thank you for testifying." - Imabench. "Your honor, I call my next witness to the stand, God."(God enters the courtroom and sits down at the witness stand)===================================================================================="Mr..... God is it? Mr. God what is your relation to the person who is accusing my client of these charges?" - Imabench"Dat n*gga? Man f*ck dat guy, that mutha f*cka's been crazier than da time my boy Shifty popped a cap in da a** of a hoe fo not puttin out, and she was a fine a** hoe to, one of my best ones actually. Yeah I f*cked her in the a**, so what?" - God"Sir you are not on trial for that" - Imabench"Okay good because not gunna lie to you son, but I got warrants out on me for a lot a sh** that aint my fault, you know what im sayin?" - God"You are friends with the client from what I know, how would you describe Master_Fallow's mental state of mind?" - Imabench"You mean how smart he is? PFFT. Dis n*gga couldnt find a d*ck if it was lodged deep up his own a**, which is what happened at a Denny's around last Thursday. Dumb mutha f*cka got high off of paint fumes and passed out while buck naked, so me and some of my boys from prison..... I mean my boys from prison, had his way with him and sodomized him in the a**hole." - God"Are there other instances of Master_Fallow's history that you think we should know about regarding his mental state of mind when he lodged these charges against my client?" - Imabench. "Oh hell yeah n*gga I could go on fer f*ckin EVA about dumb sh** this mutha f*cka did. Hell every tree days this dipsh** does something stupid as f***.... Last week Master_Fallows got high on mushrooms and sharted into his grandmama's mailbox. He kept yellin out 'What can brown do for you' the whole time he did it to, and me and my dawgs were like 'n*gga what in da f*ck do you think your doin dats your own grandmama's mailbox!'. Den when the 5-0 showed up we all split and Master_Fallows spent the night in jail......" - God"I see" - Imabench"Then a week before that happened, Master_Fallows bought a $2 indian mask for $40, thought he became the lord of the dead, broke into a graveyard, and started digging up corpses to have sex with them, and that was when he was sober. Things got real f*cked up when he started pounding 40's like dat white b*tch Amy Whinehouse or whateva. After dis dumb n*gga got hammered drunk, he started going around town lookin for she-males to have sex with them, where he ended up getting sodomized in da a**" - God"I see. Why did you and your friends let Master Fallows do all of these things?" - Imabench"N*gga please, every black guy knows dat da stupidest thang you can do as a n*gga is mess with a crazy white n*gga... We dont f*ck with Master_Fallows when he goes cray cray in the hay hay." - God"Why dont you call the cops more often when Master_Fallows does stupid things like he has done?" - Imabench"What da f***, dont you white people know that we dont trust the cops? Man f*ck da police! Id rather tear off my 9 inch d*** and throw it in a river before callin a bunch of cops to come pick up a crazy white b*tch. I mentioned I got warrants on me right?" - God"Yes you mentioned that already." - Imabench"Ok good just making sure" - God"So God, on last question, how would you judge Master_Fallow's ability to think clearly and act as a rational person?" - Imabench"Man I wouldnt trust that n*gga with a spork he so f*cked up in the head, these charges are as fake as mah main b*tches buttcheeks" - God"Your honor I have no more questions, the defense rests" - Imabench