It is Preferable to be a Vampire than a non-Vampire

THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT. I urge you to go grab an orange from your kitchen and without peeling it, bite into it and try to suck as much orange juice out of it as you can. I guarantee it won't be fun, I guarantee it will taste like rancid dog sperm (don't ask how I know this) and I guarantee you wouldn't want to nourish yourself through that method FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY! My opponent has forgotten that vampires can't endure sunlight, so she would become a creature of the night, unable to holiday in Spain or any other hot country she'd like to fly to.Although, she'd never have to look at her mug in the mirror ever again (arguably a good thing)Really though, you woudn't be able to see yourself ever again. “I VANNA SUCK YER BLUD” "Yeah, no thanks." Just how will you acquire human blood? Will you murder people? You're telling me that you want to become a murderer, because that's what it means to become a vampiric monster. Or will you barter with the homeless to acquire your blood addiction? Blow jobs for blood?Becoming a murderer and a blood addict all while forgoing your humanity, then living your life like a WoW player and only comming out at night, is a sure sign of making poor life decisions. I'm not sure you've thought this through. Immortality and being a blood addict.Indeed as a Vampiric beast you are doomed to eternal life, it’s certainly not something you would want for a number of reasons. [1] As an immortal being you are doomed to watch all of your loved ones die. Sure, you'll be there to acquire their will and relish in their hard earned assets, but you're alone now. Ya dad's dead, ya mums very dead and your siblings are even deader. Well, at least you get the house all to yourself. [2] The only guarantee is your physically body will never age, but no promise is made regarding your mental health, which of course may age. I'd rather die than live life like that senile old man across the road. You know, the one who always shouts "YARLG BARLG GARLP GARP!" and chases you with a knife....don't be that guy he's suffering from a severe case of "too damn old." [3] As a normal human grows older, their perception of time passes far quicker. Every year of your life seems shorter than the previous one since each passing year represents smaller and smaller portions of your life. This nullifies the promotion to everlasting life and might lead to insanity. [4] You're unable to go out in sunlight for risk of death. No holiday's in nice weather, no casual strolls down the street to acquire that mid-day bottle of jack, no sir. [5] Life has less value: You’re in no rush to do anything. You can't go out during the day anyway. So you'd have to wait until night time till you raid the local children’s hospital. But even eating children will become repetitive after a while. Ultimately, eternal life will cheapen life by making each moment less significant. Knowledge of fast-approaching death often provokes humans into fulfilling their dreams. That motor of motivation will no longer exist. [6] Congratulations. You're now sterile. You have undead sperm, but hey, it probably tastes better than dog sperm. Creepy housingMy opponent points out that vampires own fine castles, according to the fictional propaganda writings of certain authors, but why would you have a castle? You wouldn’t be given one just because you’re a vampire. I think those pictures of castles look nice, but I’d rather have a modernised house, not a fort designed to withstand siege from the French, it’s not overly necessary to be honest. Only really Gothic kids would want to live in a really creepy castle.Look at her second picture, it’s a little outdated, don’t you think? Sex appealHere my opponent confesses her fetish for upper class vampires who want to suck her dry. There is nothing sexy about large canine teeth. Nor is there anything sexy about weird eyes and a desire to consume your blood. Have you ever dressed up as a vampire on Halloween and used those false teeth with stupidly large fangs? If you have then you'll know vampires dribble and sound like lispy retards. I believe my opponent is deluded as to what a vampire would look like. Do not be fooled by my opponents propaganda. You're not going to grow a Greek God bod upon turning into a vampire and people won't suddenly want to have sex with you. Flying If you really want to fly that much, you can just jump on a plane and go where ever you want. You shouldn’t forgo your humanity for an ability we’ve mastered for over 100 years now.Crossing boarders through self-flight would be illegal, so you may end up dealing with a national Air Force.Saving money on plane tickets is not reason enough to become a cannibalistic blood drinker. Besides, warm climates means a lot of sun. You wouldn't be able to go anywere during the day anyway."One should always strive to be more in life. "Vampires are technically dead, so you've managed to kill yourself. Well done. I hope the voters can see through my opponent’s clear use of propaganda here. She promises you lavish housing, sex appeal and an ability to fly, all while forgetting to mention the heroin-like dependence on blood, a need to murder, the inability to tolerate sunlight and the unexplainable reason as to why you lose yourself in the mirror. It all seems a bit fishy to me. Ultimately, by becoming undead, you will lose your humanity. I’m not qualified to tell you what losing your humanity entails, but I am certain it won’t be a friendly fate and I’m certain you’re taking a gamble here. Think about your family before you do this, your mother never intended this fate for you, you were meant to become an astronaut, remember?#Say no to dracula-looking old men offering you things that sound to good to be true. #Say no to blood.#Say no to dog sperm.