Rap Battle 2: Lwerd vs. Vi

== Intro == Welcome to Battle 2 (which is really my first) with my wonderful opponent, Vi_Veri. I'd like to thank her for accepting this challenge and joining me in battle, as well as feverish for hosting this tournament and Mangani for judging. Also, thanks to everyone else who's participating -- can't wait to face you all -- and to those cool enough to respond with positive feedback and constructive criticism. == Auxiliary Issues == 1. I'm aware that this is more of a rap than a battle. I did that intentionally. 2. I would have recorded this with a webcam so I could have done something interesting with the presentation, but unfortunately my mic sucks. I downloaded this program to help with sound quality but I know it's not the best anyway. Besides, Philosophical's R1 presentation in his battle with Omelet was too much for me to handle... I don't know if I could be that cool! 3. Lol @ the random Biggie interjection in the song <3 == Lyrics == Hey pretty baby what'chu doing in this tournament? Don't you know you're just for show like my ornament? I'm the real MC; you just look good next to me So don't forlorn a hint; I was born to spit And you were born to look good Get yourself a cap, Red Riding, so you know what it's like to be hood Yeah you might like writing rap but you don't know Hip Hop Me, I'm not a gangsta but I can hit your G-Spot When I get your knees locked Ya now I find a tease hot Sleazy with degrees rocked Not easy do these b's spot Best sex in threes, shocked? Cooler than the breeze, ma We kick it like Reeboks Flow's ill but no disease, nah I like your double D's bra Trouble when my freeze thaws D's law's to get you up and down Like a see-saw til you scream, "Please, Lawd!" (Cuz my sexpertise raw) I love it when you give me a massage To the homies who know me giving Biggie an homage I love it when you kiss me down my spine To the girls I made squirm to confirm I am fine I love it when you lick between my thighs So don't stick on a disguise to win this rap prize [ Cuz I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby... baby ] First and foremost let's be clear on my intentions Roast the competition then get you honorable mention Cuz simple comprehension's enough to note ascension Of me over thee and anyone in between You're lovely but I'm a lyrical machine The Queen on this scene Princess, you'll win less; pray for a miracle dream The tension between us is unnecessary So fvck the attention - get to undressing me already I'm so dope that I made you a fiend Let's hope that you're clean Cuz I dunno if you heard me but tonight we're getting dirty I'm glad that you're curvy and I know that you're purty It's just too bad that your raps are unworthy So Vi, why you here b? I thought I already told ya And I'm not a liar, I'm the rider - you're the roller I'm this DDO rap game nations sole owner I'll finger you like a Playstation controller I love it when you give me a massage To the homies who know me giving Biggie an homage I love it when you kiss me down my spine To the girls I made squirm to confirm I am fine I love it when you lick between my thighs So don't stick on a disguise to win this rap prize [ Cuz I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby... baby ] I'm thinking I'm the bomb and that's why I vote like one Kidding - I like getting people's panties in a bunch You should know that I'm good at that; I'm glad you're no hooded rat Matter of fact, I take it back: get some blunts - help these kids RELAX Cuz they're hating's only compensating whatever it is they lack So they can kindly mind they biz to keep their shiz in tact Pop quiz: Who tops this? Only you when I'm on my back! So forget needing - I'm all that you could ever want I'm so good at eating out you'd swear I own a restaurant And I promise no evil whore's next I love your body and your cerebral cortex No need to copy my style for some shoddy vile vex Don't forget: I don't want nobody; I just wanna kiss down your neck Check: I don't mean no disrespect and don't you second guess This battle's only sloppy cuz I just want your sex http://www.youtube.com...