Evolution is Wrong and False. The Bible Gives Better Answers.

I am pretty sure my opponent is trolling. He has offered no evidence or sophisticated argument.Epistemic Limitation: Due to the problem of Hard Solipsism it is impossible to be certain of anything however just because I am not 100% certain does not mean my claims are not rationally justified.Evolution is not about denying god, there are plenty of theist who believe in evolution.I'm kinda stuck in a hard place here, my opponent has already presupposed the bibles validity thus he is unwilling to examine evidence and he does not put forth any evidence.He is trying to use vague biblical prophecies to prove biblical science. This is an utter non-sequitur.It also seems my opponent doesn't understand evolution at all. He keeps on asserting we came from monkeys, he has no idea what he is talking about.Clarification On Monkeys:Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either. Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. Scientists believe this common ancestor existed5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.Proof Of God?NO: My opponent asserts god exists due to the following:1.Our money says god2. The declaration says god3:You get a bible in a hotel roomI think he is implying we are a Christian nation but this false. There's no way any serious intellectual would take those "proofs" seriously.Treaty Of Tripoli: Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries. My opponent states "14. The fact that we have a cosmos that is so detailed, random chance is impossible. "The apparent fine tuning is easily explained through the multiverse. In some universes you would expect to have life permitting parameters.Common Sense: My opponent's main argument seems to be "evolution is not in accordance with common sense". WHO CARES. Evidence is more important than your common sense intuition. In quantum physics(which I'm certain you don't study) common sense intuition is almost always wrong.Failed Biblical Prophecies: Destruction of Tyre For thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will bring upon Tyrus Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, a king of kings, from the north, with horses, and with chariots, and with horsemen, and companies, and much people. He shall slay with the sword thy daughters in the field: and he shall make a fort against thee, and cast a mount against thee, and lift up the buckler against thee. And he shall set engines of war against thy walls, and with his axes he shall break down thy towers. By reason of the abundance of his horses their dust shall cover thee: thy walls shall shake at the noise of the horsemen, and of the wheels, and of the chariots, when he shall enter into thy gates, as men enter into a city wherein is made a breach. With the hoofs of his horses shall he tread down all thy streets: he shall slay thy people by the sword, and thy strong garrisons shall go down to the ground. And they shall make a spoil of thy riches, and make a prey of thy merchandise: and they shall break down thy walls, and destroy thy pleasant houses: and they shall lay thy stones and thy timber and thy dust in the midst of the water. And I will cause the noise of thy songs to cease; and the sound of thy harps shall be no more heard. And I will make thee like the top of a rock: thou shalt be a place to spread nets upon; thou shalt be built no more: for I the LORD have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD. In this block of text God states quite blatantly that Nebuchadnezzar would completely sack and destroy the city of Tyre. However, the events given in this passage never did come to pass. After a 13 year siege, Nebuchadnezzar withdrew his forces. Despite being conquered and razed by Alexander the Great 240 years later,Tyre still exists. Nile will dry up Yep, still there Ezekiel 30:12 continues with a prediction that the Nile River will run dry. I will dry up the streams of the Nile and sell the land to evil men; by the hand of foreigners I will lay waste the land and everything in it. I the LORD have spoken. (NIV) There is no evidence that this has happened in recorded history. Egyptians will speak the dead language of Canaan In Isaiah 19:18 Isaiah says Egyptians will learn the tongue of Canaanites Isaiah 19:18 In that day shall five cities in the land of Egypt speak the language of Canaan, and swear to the LORD of hosts; one shall be called, The city of destruction. Not only has the Canaanite language never been spoken by Egyptians, but it is now an extinct language. There is the very unlikely possibility Isaiah was referring to Hebrew, which is technically a Canaanite language. However, Hebrew was also never adopted by the Egyptians. And according to the context of this passage, Isaiah is specifically referring to Pagan Egypt, which ceased to exist in the 4th century. (See Above) So even if Egyptians started speaking Hebrew at this very moment, it would still be an inaccurate prediction. Also, it's worth noting that Isaiah believes the Egyptians will convert to Mosaic Judaism (a dead religion) and start offering sacrifices to the LORD shortly after this incident, (Isaiah 19:21) a practice no longer done by Jews since the Temple was destroyed and priesthood lost. Israel will live in peace with its neighbors A Merkava vineyard planter Ezekiel 28:24-26 predicts that Israel will live in peace with its neighbors: No longer will the people of Israel have malicious neighbors who are painful briers and sharp thorns. Then they will know that I am the Sovereign LORD. This is what the Sovereign LORD says: When I gather the people of Israel from the nations where they have been scattered, I will show myself holy among them in the sight of the nations. Then they will live in their own land, which I gave to my servant Jacob. They will live there in safety and will build houses and plant vineyards; they will live in safety when I inflict punishment on all their neighbors who maligned them. Then they will know that I am the LORD their God. (NIV) A consistent aspect of history is that Israel has never gotten along with its neighbors. (Or, if you prefer, that its neighbors have never gotten along with it.) There's still hope that Israel and the neighbourhood will be peaceful one day, but it requires everyone in the region to stop "inflicting punishment" on each other.My opponent has said nothing convincing. Once again I ask for real science claims and real scientific evidence, not vague prophecy.I'm sure next round he will question the multiverse and quantum physics, so I will adress those and other ill-conceived objections.Sources: http://www.pbs.org... http://www.iep.utm.edu... http://rationalwiki.org...