Resolved: Ireland Does not Exist

Thank you for this good debate. I look forward to seeing the outcome.1) Benjamin Franklin and St. PatrickAs for the video (which is the only real supporting evidence for St. Patrick), that could've been filmed by conspiracy theorists anywhere.I mean, look at this place in Colorado. It's got hills and rocks and water, just like in the video. This could even be the same hillside.And as for Zeus being the King of Atlantis, we need to keep in mind my opponent's own evidence. Leanord Nimoy was actually the King of Atlantis. [1] Therefore, I disagree with my opponent's conjecture.2) AngelsWell, my opponent made a funny, but he didn't actaully explain my point. All he did was define the Mishapocalypse.My point stands.3) Colin MorganI think my opponent just has a thing for people with the name "Colin," which is understandable. It's a pretty sexy name."The Druids were priests who carried out religious rituals in Iron Age Britain and France." [2]No Ireland.And Colin is definitely from super north Britain. Not Ireland. Just like I displayed earlier in the debate that tours of Ireland are just held in super north Britain.Plus this source [3] says that Colin was born in the UK not Ireland.Oh now how do we do four of these....Rebutting the rebutted rebutting of rebuttals.I think that's it.1) LiesAw come on, my opponent is comitting the prila vin crotchy a la carte fallacy. Just because the Doctor lies sometimes doesn't mean he always lies. It just means he does sometimes. Just like I said, he needed to in order to protect his companions from Hell's Angels, which are definitely Angels.2) Drunk PeopleThis argument stands I mean, almost anyway.3) God existsP1) Only God can grant God-like abilities to peopleP2) Morgan Freeman gave Jim Carrey God-like abilitiesC) Morgan Freeman is GodSupporting P1)I mean, it makes sense. You can't grant abilities beyond your own power.Kind of like when Bill Cosby voiced Fat Albert. I mean, if Bill Cosby couldn't do the voices, then they wouldn't have had the voices.Supporting P2)This was seen in the documentary Bruce Almighty. [4]We know this was true because it was during this time that Jim Carrey played his non-comedic characters, something that only happens by a God-like miracle.Supporting C)The obvious conclusion is that Morgan Freeman is God as proven by the above proven stuff. So by proving this I prove that God exists because is Morgan Freeman is God then that proves God necessarily exists, because I proved someone is God.People accuse me of using fluff and filler when I'm tired and don't really have spent all my mental energy watching Doctor Who, but that's definitely not true. Never has been. Especially not to increase my character count to make me look smarter. You know because the really smart people on here usually type a lot in a debate, and it looks really long. Kind of like Poseidon's trident.Or Neptune's trident.Or Aquaman's trident.You know, spaces help too.Like double spacing.Someone should add that to the Official Unofficial DDO New User's Guide.Utilize spaces to make your arguments look longer.Or double space.And should you use Sans Serif or Serif?I don't know.Anyway thanks for reading, this has been great.Sources:[1] https://en.wikipedia.org...[2] http://www.britishmuseum.org...[3] https://www.google.com...[4] https://en.wikipedia.org...