Being a Fatty is Worse than Being a Ginger

Video: Being a ginger does things to people. http://www.youtube.com...0. FrameworkI actually don't know what framework means, but bear with me here, as this may put an end to Fat Albert's entire case. His perspective of a "fatty" is only one who is mortibly obese. However, a vast, vast majority of those who are overweight are only as such by around ten to twenty pounds.Being overweight at all makes them fat; being fat qualifies them as a fatty. Since it was never defined otherwise, this is what the common person would believe as well.So from now on, any time I can argue by saying that Al is only arguing about the irrationally fat and not the typically fat, I will shorten it by saying Framework.1. SwimmingA. Fatty McSauce up there claims that 100% of people sunburn. First of all,"That is so stupid." -Piers Morgan, usually right. What McSauce up there said can be easily disproven with this proof:> African Americans don't sunburn.> 13% of Americans are African American.> At most, 87% of Americans sunburn.> 87% < 96%.> You are a seal. B. The picture? Framework. Personally, I am somewhat attracted to the slightly overweight, a large demographic (pun intended this time) that Fat Alligator wants to ignore.C. Fat Al Gore wants to discredit buoyancy now, huh? You may have taken three years of middle school science, but you know what? I've taken four. So give me a break, buoyancy has been around longer than my opponent's mother, and his mother went to prom with Bhudda.D. Wha- What? I am- I am not a cyborg! That's- that's just- that's silly. You're silly.Most fat people can always have an enjoyable time on the beach. Most gingers will not. It's that simple. And if anyone has a man crush on Yao Chang Dong, they have a bigger problem.2. PregnancyA. Fat Crap's rebuttal on men looking pregnant is based strictly on opinion. I cited Chris Farley; he cited himself. Let's consider who's probably right here for a moment.B. Since Cosby Kid number one has no real rebuttal to the difference between a fat and pregnant woman, I'm calling it a concession. Maybe he doesn't agree with the point, but he conceeds it.C. I call Photoshop.3. The Stairs A. FAP is a very biased organization and my chubby opponent knows it. On the contrary, according to MASTURBATION (Multiple Associations Supporting Those Undergoing Bulimia, Anorexia, and Tubbiness In Other Nations), only about 2 fat people fall down the stairs annually. On the contrary, there are over 9000 incidents involving government-mandated ginger incidents by the hour.I have a few more sources up in my room. Be right ba-OW OW OW OW OH GOD OW OW WHAT EVEN OW OW OW OH FU- Sorry.B. Fat people can't go upstairs without breaking a staircase? Framework.Bottom Line: Gingers suffer from stair injury far more than the overweight.4. Fart Jokes Incoming, Take CoverA. Fat Al Pacino is misunderstanding me. I didn't mean to say that fat people are the only ones who ever fart. I simply meant that in social situations, fat people, for whatever reason, always choose to fart. It's like everyone else has the decency to save their farts for home, but the Bic Macs are not capable of that. They bring the humiliation upon themselves.Excellent logic, but still a misunderstanding. And no, I don't consider being with a girlfriend a social situation. It's more of a sandwich situation if I may.Also mind that he verbally conceeded that we don't just assume it was the fat guy.B. Albert McNugget's arguments are the opposite of mine, and are only based on his three years of middle school science. My four years of middle school science contradict that. Also, Morgan Freeman agrees with me. Fat farts protect us from sun radiation. And as a ginger, I can tell you that fat people need to start farting a lot more.5. I'm Smexy and I Know ItA. Think about Pro's source for a moment. He wants you to take advice from the Rich Over-Rated Judgemental Assholez of America. Do you call that credible? Because I really don't. And either way, that gap is miles away from being significant.B. Kathy Bates: Conceeded sexyRupert Grint: You jest.Tracy Morgan: He conceeded.Conan O'Brian: He conceeded.Santa Claus: Verbal concession. (It's actually spelled "Claus", "Clause" is the end of a contract, and has formed a common misconception since the Tim Allen movie.)MassiveDump: Thank you, but the face in my profie picture is the look I give the toilet afterwards. My normal face is far uglier.C. Nobody likes sass. Even if they did, a fat sassy chick is far more of a turn on, source Morgan Freeman............................... Oh yes he does.6. Physical ActivityA. Football: Linemen don't necessarily have to be versatile.Golf: Framework. Baseball: Not quite framework, but definitely assuming that no fat people can throw, catch or run.Basketball: Racist. and Framework on Black People.Sumo Wrestling: It doesn't matter who watches it. The idea is, Fat people have their place in physical activity.B. Watching fat people falling is not horrifying, unless they're mortibly obese. So why did I ignore this? You guessed it. Framework.7. NoticeabilityA. It's far less expensive to pull the pranks fat people can pull if you don't have to buy the pillows. Meaning, better for the economy.B. There is only one Osama Bin Laden. ans also Framework. The less-than massive but still overweight can still do an excellent job in the Army.C. Fat people have control over blaring trumpets. Burning hair is completely spontaneous, making pulling a prank as a ginger impossible.As a ginger, I would know this just a little bit better than Piggy Bank up there.Ginger Probs1. Fire ControlA. I am not a liar. It hurts when people assume we have control over our disabilities. Actually, I find this to be bullying.B. You just ticked off the fandom with your slander. Never tick off the fandom. 2. Combustion Pro conceeded.3. No HappinessHoneslty, Fat Albert. You can't just dismiss all my arguments by calling me a robot. I thought we were going to avoid outrageous arguments.So yeah, Pro conceeded. 4. Irish JigPro suggests I dance on the street after agreeing that I'd get my @ss kicked doing so.Nobody sees the logic.Nobody.5. The Pot of GoldOnly 2% of gingers are leprechauns, you racist carp. No. Fat Albert still hasn't argued against Rainbows being round, meaning there is no end, meaining there is no pot of gold you racist carp.I'd Rather Be A Chubby Polynesian Sex God than a Ginger