Mufasa (the EEPster) should shave his head.

Why should Mufasa shave his head? 1. His huge hair is a breeding ground for bacteria. It is impossible for him to thoroughly wash his hair because he has never learned strategy from teaching figures. A strategy does not start out perfect. Parents generally do not shower with their children, so strategies were invented and never corrected. And think about it...how can such a huge mass be washed? Generally, boys don't care that much about their hygiene. They neglect to do certain things that consume too much time. It would take forever to wash that kind of hair. It is very likely that Mufasa started by haphazardly washing his hair, and this strategy was never superceded, he most likely continues with this. You may think that this applies to afros as well, however, this is inequitably false! Mufasa's hair extends horizontally and is more apt to come in contact with innocent bystanders. An afro, although extends horizontally for a certain extent, extends more vertically. 2. Mufasa's hair is a distraction. His hypnotic hair is captivating and takes control of one's attention. Let me exemplify. Three people you encounter in a normal environment. One with facial disfigurements... One physically, very attractive... Mufasa... You wouldn't focus on the one with facial disfigurements because focusing on one's unchangeable disadvantages is considered cruel and unacceptable in our society. You might exchange glances with the attractive person, but wouldn't want to hone in on that person, otherwise you would be appear stalker-like. This is not an attractive quality, and generally, you want look attractive for a person that is pulchritudinous. In addition, it is rude to stare. Now, Mufasa, has no peripheral vision and cannot view objects behind him, he would not be aware of most of those staring at him. His hair is extremely unusual and therefore warrants the gazes of curious viewers. Also, there is almost no if any moral, hormonal, or instinctual incentive not to stare at him. General bystanders stare and lose focus, for they can not break eye contact. Why? It is unsual... When distracted, people are not aware of surrounding objects. If an object were to appear unexpectedly or unnoticeably, then an innocent bystander would run into it. This can be detrimental to one's health, as evident. A you can see! I can provide logical reasons supporting the proposition! Therefore, the topic is not completely ridiculous. For those with no background info about Mufasa, here is a description. His hair uncannily extends for at least one foot horizontally and flows down past his shoulders to his waist. It is curly and unruly. Apply this subject to the evidence given. Ok, so listen. You can't say, with a degree of certitude greater than 50%, that his hair is thoroughly washed, unless you shower with him. Because, without any existence of evidence it either is thoroughly washed or isn't. I, however, have support that boosts the probability that he is not thoroughly washing his hair. It is a distraction, just because it is unusual, you can ignore the other examples that ossify my argument. When distracted, people run into things. This is going to be a fun debate! -Paramountdesktop