All males from ages 13 to 19 should be castrated and then uncastrated once they turn 20

There is a little issue with the application of the word "Castration" in this debate, allow me to clarify. "to remove the testicles of (a male); geld or emasculate."http://www.thefreedictionary.com..."Removal of the testicles or ovaries; sterilization."http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com..."to deprive of the testes"http://www.merriam-webster.com..."OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"http://i-made-that-up.com...Castration in this case is the term I am using to describe this resolution. The Resolution is that all males from ages 13 to 19 should have their balls and penises surgically removed and then reattached once they turn 20....Now that that's clarified, My rebuttals. ============================================================================" If that were the case, wouldn't there be a lot more pregnant teens than there are now? If our d!cks controlled our actions, there would just be constant sex amongst teens and everyone would just be one happy sex filled family"Society is like that, we even make TV shows about how sex crazed we all are. For the record, this plan would put this show out of business and we could then restore MTV to its former glory, right after we get that show "Jersey Shore" off the f*ckin airwaves......" I would also like my opponent to clarify how it controls us. I might not be controlled by my penis. I have a very strong will."Have you ever looked a a fluffy pillow and wanted to hump it? Have you ever wanted to stick your d*** in a pencil sharpener? Have you every wanted to do get really good at sit ups just so that you could suck your own ****? Have you ever only been friends with someone because there is an off chance you might get laid? There are many things that show how our damn penises control our lives. "Also, my opponent acts like if we castrate ourselves, we won't have urges anymore. "The source you cite is a forum blog and the number one reply to the question is "Blah"....."they don't care if they get castrated. That would only make them have sex MORE in fact"Castration in this case refers to the removal of EVERYTHING down there, the onions AND the sausage....============================================================================1) A man's best friend is his hand, however men prefer to keep the relationship professional whereas due to the existence of the penis the relationship becomes complicated and uncomfortable for the hand....2) Everything is cut off south of the border here, desire would go out the window3) Everything is cut off, no guy wants to have sex with a woman just to realize that they are both using the same amount of equipment below the belt....4) Guys wont be as horny since they don't have a "lower horn" (Futurama reference)5) Penis and testicles are cut off, guys wont be able to masturbate at all6) Ok good point7) A penis isn't like a dog where you can punish it by rubbing its nose in its excrement....8) No penises....9) NO PENISES10) Whores' mouths will be cleaner, its as simple as that.....11) Ok good point12) How the hell should I know? All I know is you wont be able to aim for sh*t so get used to sitting down in the stall because if you use the urinal you're going to hit everything BUT the urinal......13) The whole contraption is gone14) Well its true, blacks and Asians will be more since they would both have the same penis sizes..... Of zero 15) Good point but it will no longer be in your pants or trickling down your leg.....16) Good point.... Argument is conceded17) Women get mad at men for everything! Only difference is that men will be polite enough to alert her for it instead of taking pictures of it and trying to "accidentally" bump into her for a cheap thrill....18) Silk Boxers are very soft but I'm referring to all underwear since the space that would be available in them would increase substantially, depending on your race of course.... 9Blacks might be alarmed at how much space is down there, white people.... Not so much)19) There are compromises to this point yes, shall we call this point even?20) I prefer fighting our chicken overlords with KFC, Koopin is a fan of this too (BECAUSE HE SAYS KFC ALL THE TIME, not because he's black you racists....)21) The left hand has always suffered under the supremacy of the right hand because of its relentless grip on power and our urine-emission-contraptions, it is time for equal opportunity for both sides!============================================================================1) Agreed2) Alaskans wouldn't have to go with this plan because they do that Eskimo kiss stuff so they don't really use their penis to begin with. Plus its so cold up there anything they do whip out even for a second becomes a frozen pole, and hopefully its the woman's tongue on it and not the Siberian husky.....Polar bear attacks are bountiful in Alaska, however Alaska is the state that Sarah Palin is from, we can use her "Mama Grizzly" technique to negotiate peace with polar bears, we may even be able to get them to fight out chicken overlords when the time comes......Let me stress this point, my proposal requires the removal OF ALL TESTICLES THE INDIVIDUAL HAS ALONG WITH THEIR "SOUTH POLE"