The Couple Consisting of Thett3 and RoyalPaladin is Cuter than that of LDF and TUF

Con’s CasePics or it didn’t happenTUF & I both have our pics up, and we are both very cute. We look cute together, just look at this picture!! RoyalPaladin does not have a picture of herself. Therefore, her cuteness is at a default 0 and we can be certain that she and thett are not cute together.It’s all in the nameWe know that every cute couple has a cute name to match. Bennifer, Tomkat, Etc. Tuf & I’s name is Lickdatuf, which is cute and catchy. Royal & Thett’s name is RoyalThett3, which is very sissy sounding. Sissies are not cute. It is not even original because there are obviously 2 that came before it.Tuf & I are commited, Royal is a PLAYERRoyalPaladin has gone from person to person more often than she changes her underwear. Gross. First she dated Thaddeus, then switched to M.Torres, and dumped him for airmax before going after her current beau, Thett. It is only a matter of time before Royal switches to a new person. In fact, Royal attempted to cheat on Thett today by hiting on me and trying to get with me. Royal asked if we could make babies together, begged for hott lesbian sex, and said that we should run off together and make our own couple! My obvious only response to that was “Royal, I am appalled at your actions. I could never do that to my dear TUF. I am NOT interested in you.”Poor Thett. I am sorry it had to come to this, but the truth is that a cheating, promiscuous couple is not cute.Tuf & I have the promise of longevity. My previous relationship lasted since I was a newb here at ddo. Tuf has not been in a relationship previous to me because he was saving himself for me. Our feelings aren't fleeting. We are devoted. We are the true, cute couple.Attention & MaturityThett & Royal spam the personal forums in order to gain attention about their “relationship.” This is totally not cute. Tuf & I have true love. We do not have to resort to such childish acts in order to prove our relationship. We have mature, true love, which is actualized by steamy pm's and subtle comments across the forums. Thett is a BeardAll the threads proclaiming their “love” and all the baby talk is a coverup. Their relationship is aggrandized on the surface because it lacks any depth. Royal engaged in a fake relationship with Thett in order to cover up the fact that she is a lesbian. Just take a look at her big issues list and you will know what I am talking about. A fake couple can not be a cute couple.Rebuttals First, we have more universal appeal.Pro has made a blatant lie in order to develop this point. Thett & Royal are both women, as you can tell by looking at their profiles. Therefore, they do not appeal to the conservative group. Thett & Royal are keeping their ugly baby rather than aborting it, and therefore turn off the liberal group. Since we all know that you can ONLY be left or right, that couple has no appeal to anyone.Meanwhile, Tuf & I agree on only 45% of issues. We appeal to a large array of users. Tuf's super saiyan powers appeal to the discordians of this site. My guitar skills appeal to the rockers and TUF's rapping skills appeal to the rappers. Our commitment to one another appeals to the conservatives and the Christians. Tufs beard appeals to the atheists. My hottness appeals to the liberals. Our subtle display of affection appeals to the moderates. Our tuffness and foot licking appeal to the extremists.Second, LDF is not a whole woman.This contention actually works in favor of Tuf & I. F-16 is clearly jealous because he knows, from first-hand experience, EXACTLY how whole of a woman I am. You can look to the comments section of this debate as evidence when F-16 says “I am totally votebombing this in favor of Royal. Nothing that LDF says can convince me..” Royal has ALREADY conceded this point by saying, again in the comment section of this debate, “Why you so jelly, F-16?” [1] F-16 would not be jealous if he did not know that Tuf & I were absolutely adorable together.Third, we are having a cute baby.This contention also works in favor of TUF & I. TUF is the only cute part of this whole baby fiasco. He was the one who started the babies account. This shows two things: 1. All cuteness points regarding the baby actually go towards Tuf & I. 2. TUF showed comrade towards his fellow DDO couples, which is a reflection on his cute attitude towards his own DDO coupling.Meanwhile, Thett & Royal want to doom their baby by giving it the horrid name of Ariadne or Ulga. This reflects their own disregard toward themselves. Also, Thett & Royal have reveled in competition rather than rivalry. This is evident by the fact that Royal started the DDO couple thread, and instigated this debate. She feels the need to prove her couple cuteness, because she is in reality, involved in an un-cute coupling.Fourth, LDF and TUF are just dating in order to make F-16 jealous.In our first private message together, TUF told me “Lickie, you are the only person I can trust. I am totally fawning over you. We compliment each other perfectly. You are like an old friend, only so much more.” I responded by saying “Oh Tuffie, we‘ve had an immediate connection. Sparks are flying. I know that this is the internet, but these feelings are real.“ That is cute and has nothing to do with f-16s faulty cockpit.Furthermore, Tuf & I have pms labeled “Puppies, Kitties, Baby Chicks & Bunnies” How much effing cuter can you get? This is definitely cuter than Thett & Royals “secret pm” which is totally redundant and NOT cute.Fifth, TUF cheats on LDFLet me take you all back. Shakugan No Shana Mafia game. Royal had a PGO role, which kills everyone who makes a visit to her private quarters during the night period. 8 people died night period one. TUF was not one of them. [2] TUF targeted me that night. In that game, he clearly had the role of Sexy & Cute Officer. He uses his fluffy pink handcuffs to seduce his criminals into submission. We have already seen evidence to show that Royal is in fact the real cheater of DDO.Sixth, everyone knows that we are the cuter coupleOh, to the contraire, Miss Royal, everyone agreed that TUF and I are the cuter couple. If you take a look at the “DDO’s Cutest Couple” thread, Tuf and I garnered two votes while Thett & Royal got a resounding zero. [3] Everyone agrees that LDF and TUF are the cuter couple.Seventh, Thett and I have profile pics of cats cuddlingThett & Royal found cat picks on the internet, while my adorable cat is REAL. Boom. I rest my case.Sources1. http://www.debate.org... 2. http://www.debate.org... 3. http://www.debate.org...