Romeo and Juliet is Shakespeare's worst play

I'm so sorry that some comedians made Titus mildly entertaining. We should have watched the same basic plot without a lick of humor, because that's the plot. It's dreadful and boring. The premise that Romeo and Juliet is Shakespeare's worst play is easily negated by citing that utter pig slop on paper. In fact, I don't even have to establish that Romeo and Juliet is a bad play just that there is some play which is worse. To prove that it isn't the worst play, it would not suffice to establish that Romeo and Juliet is good. The play could be good and simply all the other plays were better. I can only win by pointing out that there are worse plays (Which is where Titus comes in). However, so that people do not try to fault me for technicality (even though clearly it's not a technicality that Titus sucks), I'll point out that your objections are unfounded and that the work itself is fantastic. The love is not based on simply physical attraction but on the notion of love at first sight. It is an integral part of the play that Romeo and Juliet are impetuous. Though Juliet demands that Romeo marry her if he's intentions are honorable and they get married in secret due to their family strife. If only sexual attraction were on the line then Romeo should not have hesitated to fight Tybalt. Rather he could not on his honor because he knew that they were family. Certainly Romeo is a bit of a Romeo and falling in love quickly and out again as his friends tease him for so doing, and falling in love with somebody who has sworn to be chaise is about as bad as falling in love with somebody who is your sworn enemy. You make it seem that this impetuous nature is a detractor from the story. Rather, this is the story. They fall in love so quickly, and love so deeply, and are so tragically pulled apart that makes the story so woeful. If only they knew they were sworn enemies. If only Juliet had been more coy. If only they had not married. If only Romeo could tell Tybalt that they are now family. If only Mercutio wasn't killed. If only Romeo didn't act so hasty and kill Tybalt. If only Romeo weren't exiled. If only he had gotten the letter. If only he had waited a short time. If only Juliet weren't to marry Paris. If only the Capulets and Montesquieus weren't enemies! If only they weren't two impetuous little kids! The entire point is that there's was a true love, a reckless love, a love so bright that it burned itself out and ruined the lives of what could have been. Stupid kids and puppy love, killing themselves for nothing, they fall so fast, so quick, and in the end so cold in love. --- Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.