pandemic!

I thank my evil foe for posting her argument. First I will Post why her pandemics are implausible. 1. So, you claim that if all animals were aloud to walk freely with humans and humans could not own animals it would cause a pandemic. This is not true. Bears, lions, Wolves, and other meat eaters are already allowed to walk with humans, but the reason they do not is because they know that humans are at the top of the food chain. Humans, like you said, are capable of forming logical thought. We have strategy in the art of death, and we have weapons such as guns and flame throwers. No where in your argument did you say we could not hurt the animals. After discovering that there is no way to win, the animals would most likely retreat back to their own land to fight with fair game. On the subject of not owning animals, that would be fine to. We have many machines that can do their job. Although we could not eat meat, humans would greatly benefit from a vegan diet. Plants provide all the protein we need, we just have to get the right ones. 2. Your second theory of breaking our noses is clever, yet would not cause a pandemic. When you say "Broken nose" I assume you are saying "Broken nose bone." It is easy to fix a broken nose; many people do not even go to the doctor to get it done. Blood would not be a problem seeing that broken noses do not cause blood. What causes the blood is when a blood vessel is tampered with. So if someone punched me in the nose they would brake the nose bone and tamper with my blood vessel, causing it to bleed. If our noses automatically broke, there would be no blood. Usually, a broken nose would not kill anyone, even babies and the elderly. In the end, we would most likely just have crooked noses. 3. If smart people were abducted, it would not cause much chaos. You say that ‘smart people' are the people, who run and manufacture clothing, distribute food, and who keep law and order. This is definitely not true. In today's world, most of the smart people are the ones sitting in their offices drinking coffee ordering people to do the actual work. If the world went back into the Dark Age, it would not be the people who know what solipsism is who live, It would be the ones who know what needs to be done and how to do it. If you take a school teacher, then take a navy seal and put them in the woods, the navy seal would survive longer. Also, most evil leaders were smart, Joe Stalin, Adolf Hitler, ect…. Now I will post my Pandemics. 1. Somehow, all the water in the world intoxicates you twice as much as vodka, even if filtered, treated, of cleaned. The effects are irreversible. While many people would rejoice over this, the joy would only last for a little while. We would no longer be able to operate cars, go for walks on bridges, or make it to KFC before closing time. Many people would be out of jobs, therefore millions of people would not have money to buy food. Even if they could get food, how would they walk there? You can not drink 8 cups of vodka a day, but that is how much water one needs. Many people would get poisoning, some would throw up, cops could not stop anyone because they would be drunk to. 2. If everyone had their legs chopping of, it would be horrible. There definitively would be blood, and disease. Some people who can not get antibiotics would die. And even if they could get medicine, would not be able to walk again. Although some people could get a fake limb, many would not be able to even get a wheelchair. Millions would be dead, billions would be unable to walk, PANDEMIC!!! 3. If water turned into HIV infected blood, that is irreversible, even if filtered, cleaned, treated ect... This would be bad for obvious reasons. First of all, sea life would die. Many parts of the world get their food from the sea. Plants would also die, they need water to live. Humans would die, even if they could find a way not to drink the water, the air would be infected with HIV. Water is in everything, juice, crackers, candy, so blood would also be in everything. I look forward to my Foe's response