This House Believes that God Does Not Exist! (Troll Debate)

Introduction In this debate I will present undeniable scientific and logically truths that all religious people are simply to blind to see. Out of the thousands upon thousands of arguments that blatantly disprove the existence of “god” I have chosen the three arguments that I believe simply cannot be refuted. The Problem of Justin Bieber P1. If an omnibenevolent God exists, then Justin Bieber would not exist. P2. Justin Bieber exists. C1. Therefore an omnibenevolent God does not exist. Defense of Premise 1 Is God willing to destroy Justin Bieber but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh Justin Bieber? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? It is without a doubt that this world would be relieved of a level of unseen douchbaginess if Justin Bieber (or shall we call him the bane of all that is good) had never become the cult leader that he is today. Justin Bieber makes Joe Biden look like a good guy. Truly, do I even need to argue about the things he has done for this premise to hold true? Justin Bieber: 1. Has created a cult of mindless teenage girls who are now, because of Bieber, attracted to #$w@g and douchebags. 2. Has created a cult of mindless teenage girls that hate good music. 3. Has successfully created a cult of mindless teenage girls who hate good music and are attracted to #$w@g and douchbags. I mean at this point you gotta feel bad for that nice guy who got friend zoned because of Justin Bieber, whom all girls have sworn their virginity to. 4. Pretended he was crippled so he could get to the front of the line at Disney Land. That sick b@stard. He might as well be holding a sign saying “I have no sympathy or care for you, you autistic diseased cripple!” Dude has enough money to buy Disney Land, but nooo he’s gotta pretend to be crippled to get any joy out of life. 5. Is a confirmed KKK member, Nazi, and White Supremacist as emphasized by his parody song “one less lonely n****r” in addition to using the “N” word while telling a racist joke. …And I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite. VTL Justin Bieber. 6. Smoked so much weed on his flight from Canada to New Jersey that pilots had to wear oxygen masks. On the same flight, he and his crew harassed a female flight attendant to the point that she decided she’d rather hide in the cockpit then be around them. I guess this makes Bieber a Male Supremacist also. 7. Has spit on his loyal fans who were below on the street from his hotel balcony. Man, the very people who created who you are and you are spitting on them? Wait… this kind of makes sense. And if this isn’t convincing enough, here is a list of 33 of the douchiest (and outright evil) things Justin Bieber has ever done: http://www.ranker.com... To summarize: Justin Bieber is a cult leader who hates his own followers, has created music that destroys the meaning of good music, is a KKK member, Nazi member, hates females, smokes weed, hates crippled children, and disrespects and mistreats everyone in the name of his #$w@g level being too high to respect them. It is without a doubt, that if God loved his creation, Justin Bieber would not be who he is. Defense of Premise 2 Picture proof of Justin Bieber: Whoops, wrong picture. Let’s see… ah here we go! Slut. Argument from Richard Dawkins P1. Richard Dawkins wrote a book called the God Delusion which proves God doesn’t exist. P2. Richard Dawkins is smart, and smart people write about the truth. C1. Therefore God does not exist. Defense of Premise 1 This is called a book. I'm not sure whether you have ever seen a book besides the Bible but now you know that other ones exist. Defense of Premise 2 Albert Einstein wore glasses and he is really smart. Richard Dawkins also wears glasses and he is really smart. Coincidence? I think not. After all, sources find that people who wear glasses are considerably smarter than those who do not - http://www.aol.com... Not only that, but only really smart guys can have inspirational quotes on pictures of them staring out at the sea: In addition, Dawkins was also rewarded a Doctor of Science award from Oxford University, thus proving he is an advocate of science and of course, the truth. To disagree with him is to disagree with science. Since science is the truth of reality, then to argue against Dawkins is to essentially argue against reality, which therefore makes anyone who disagrees with Dawkins delusional, irrational, and illogical. Argument from Formal Logic P1. Either God doesn’t exist, or God doesn’t exist. P2. God doesn’t exist. C1. Therefore God doesn’t exist. This argument is completely sound because it correctly follows formal logic. If you argue against this it means you are arguing against logic, therefore proving you are illogical. Since it is necessary that one who believes in God must argue against logic via my argument from formal logic, we can therefore conclude that all people who believe in God are illogical and irrational.