Women's dress sizes should be limited by law

I will be the first to admit that, as my opponent pointed out, my plan is unlikely to be 100% effective. Of course I realise that some girls will obtain illicit garments from fat-fillies-in-fashionable-frocks. com or whatever, but it's like people-trafficking teenage girls into the country and selling them on to the sex trade, no laws will ever be prevent it completely but that doesn't mean that it should be legal. I also realise that not all English girls are heavy-treaders and occasionally one meets a gravitationally challenged Asian girl, and my thanks go to my opponent for the photos he provided to illustrate this. Clearly he has researched this topic thoroughly and conscientiously and I congratulate him for that. However, I should like to make the following observations. . http://bp1.blogger.com... The one on the right's not bad, but I don't fancy his one much. . http://farm1.static.flickr.com... Again, I'll take the one on the right – my opponent can have her mum. . http://www.ibiza-voice.com... Don't be deceived. My opponent is trying to stitch me up with this one, ladies and gentlemen. This photo doesn't prove anything because it was taken in a GAY bar. How do I know? Well, just look at it - two cracking birds lezzing it up right in front of a big crowd of blokes and not one of them is taking a blind bit of notice. I mean, a fantastic bit of stuff has got her jugs out and a blonde stunner has got a hold of them and is giving them a good mashing but all the guys in the background just carry on chatting about knitting or washing powder or whatever. Now that's not normal behaviour, is it boys and girls? . http://jokes.m3rlin.org... Is she Asian? Anyway, she would be too old even if she did cut down on the family-sized buckets of fried chicken. . http://media3.guzer.com... Again, not sure she's Asian either. She doesn't look it and, furthermore, Asian parents are normally very keen not to "lose face" and they wouldn't let their daughters go out in public looking like that. . http://www.starling-fitness.com... For some reason I couldn't open this link, but I went to Margaret Cho's website to see what she looks like. . http://www.margaretcho.com... I mean, she's not absolutely hideous is she? Be honest, gentlemen, we've all had worse at one time or another, haven't we? You remember that night you drank your age in pints and the next morning contemplated chewing your own arm off rather than wake the ugly, fat slapper lying next to you, don't you? Moving on, my opponent questioned the seriousness of the problem British men have finding quality muff these days and even doubted the credibility of my sources. In order to convince you, I will produce the following evidence: According to research published in the Times, 97% of British women agree that size 12 (US size 10) is fat and given that average size is 16 (US size 14) that means that most British women are fat. . http://women.timesonline.co.uk... And what's more, the problem has just been getting worse and worse. A generation ago, the average British woman's waist measured 27 inches. Now the average is a whopping 34 inches. And guess what - there's no compensation anywhere else – the average bust measurement has hardly changed. . http://news.bbc.co.uk... My opponent's final argument was that British women must not even care about fashion because they are all dressed so badly. They are dressed badly, that's true, but that's not because they are not interested in fashion, it is because they've got no style. And anyway, it's impossible for fat girls to look nice, no matter what they wear. So there we have it. I know my plan won't solve the problem completely and may lead to some ugly scenes as oversized girls spill out of dresses that are too small for them (as my opponent predicted) but something has to be done. Decent, hardworking British men should not have to accept sub-prime totty – our father's generation didn't have to so why should we? So, British blokes, vote Pro – you know it makes sense. And foreign geezers should vote Pro as well because if you don't, a whole load of British punters will come over to your manor and take all your fit birds! Thank you.