Pokemon must be outlawed

On the CONTRARY! Pokemon should be promoted. a. Weird freakish monsters battling each other is actually a very good thing. It is a useful reminder to all of us that strange freakish monsters we meet in the future just might not be friendly. It reminds that little child that has never seen a mountain lion, and might at first sight desire to pet it, that perhaps the mountain lion is not nice. Perhaps the mountain lion is much like a Charizard. And while this may result in the child possibly hurling a poke ball in order to catch the mountain lion; it remains a fact that not ALL children who see a mountain lion (or other dangerous animal) for the first time have a poke ball. b. People capturing creatures against their will into freakishly small balls. Is once again a good thing. It teaches the moral of being a good child. See, a child is the embodiment of a pokemon. It has walls enforced upon it by it's parents. These walls are undesirable to most all children and thus they fight the walls. This is where Pokemon steps in, Pokemon shows us that when the pokemon finally learns to accept it's walls it loves it's poke master. In other words, when a child finally learns to accept what it's parent's regulations on it's life, then it will be happy. Example: http://www.youtube.com... c. Groups like team rocket being abused. Really? Must I explain? Team rocket is an metaphorically one of two things: 1. Following my metaphor from before team rocket represents the shady people down the street who keep trying to kidnap your children. They will stop at nothing to attempt to steal a child. The launching them into the air clearly shows just how much nothing will impede their desires; they will always come back. Thus Pokemon teaches us that creepy freakish child kidnapping stalkers should be dealt with immediately and correctly. 2. Team rocket also occasionally exemplifies the United States floundering space program. They are a constant reminder at just how little progress we have made towards manned voyages to space in the last 10 years. Like team rocket we keep falling short of our atmospheric boundaries. d. Cheap animation costs. I fail to see how this could ever be a bad thing. Cheap animation should be promoted at all fronts. Who wants to go out and make a movie to discover that the cost of animation will be in the millions of dollars? It is essential for small business to compete that we allow for cheap animation. The cheap animation in Pokemon acts as an incentive for small computer businesses to make their own animation that is slightly better than Pokemon. e. Horrible punchlines. Once again inspire better punchlines from people in the future. My opponent has taken the completely wrong direction with his line of thought. Instead of saying, "What can I do to belittle Pokemon's horrible jokes." He should be saying, "I should go make a series with better jokes than Pokemon and cooler animation to make myself a ton of money! Woot!" f. A trading card game and videogame market that causes kids to rob murder and assault just to get a Pikachu. Ah, clearly a misleading thought from my opponent. In Africa kids rob, murder and assault in order to get food. Does this make food bad or evil!? Nay! It is in fact the lack of a parents guidance that is the real problem, a problem that pokemon has been trying to fix for ages. Pokemon preaches, "Listen to your parents!" Without such a vital message from Pokemon even more kids would be out there robbing, murdering, and assaulting. In fact, kids not playing pokemon would have to find something else to do, drugs, alcohol?! The real question is, why is my opponent so thrilled with misleading our younger population? Having exposed my opponent for what he really is, I must ask for a vote in negation of this topic.