2016 Equestrian Presidential Election.

Random reporter: How will you stop that killer, president Discord?Discord: [wears serious formal shirt and pants] Don't you worry my dear reporter! I guarantee you, with me you won't have to worry! I'm a food expert! We can cut off part of the food for me to eat! Pinkie Pie: But you can't eat all that food! Discord: That's when you're wrong! You see, obviously I'd hire OTHER trustworthy ponies to work and test the food. If we find someone suspicious, then I'll keep an eye--no, BOTH EYES--ah no--THREE eyes on them. Tracking them down and scrutinizing the managers and workers would be a peace of cake!Rainbow Dash: Discord! Discord! You gotta help me!Discord: Call me president Discord.RD: Okay whatever "president Discord". Now, the dear rainbow factory is out of business! Can you believe it! Loads of workers are dying there from the pegasus device, and Luna's just gonna shut down the factory production! That's absolutely terrible!Discord: Don't you worry now Rainbow Dash! I can help the rainbow factory! With many mechanics working there, they'll fix up the pegasus device so that it can co-exist with those pegasi and work well with them. And to doubly make sure, I'll put safety mats everywhere, along with helmets for those pegasi. Even more, if the pegasi accidentally fall off the clouds, too surprised to fly back up, we'll have monitors installed in tall trees so we can see them! Then, we can just hire an emergency rescue squad to run there ASAP. Don't worry, they'll be fast. We have them stationed around the ground to look out.Rarity: Absolutely stunning fashion Discord! How'd you obtain this fabric and--*cough cough* sorry about that dearie. So tell me now, Pinkie, how will YOU change the royal guards?Pinkie: With me around, nobody can escape my grasps! That includes YOU, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU--Rarity: I think that's enough, Pinkie. We get the idea of how much ponies are included in your wide grasp. How will you watch all of them?Pinkie: The stations aren't just used for the rainbow factory, silly. They obviously won't have to work 24-7, just keep a careful eye. The monitor guards can also do informational checks on specific areas, so that the jobs would be spread all about and you wouldn't have to do everything on your own!Derpy: Excuse me magical "Draconeqeus", how will you sir help the work hours? I've been repairing Dr. Hoove's time machine for hours on and on! It's really tiring.Discord: Don't you worry now, I understand completely. Doesn't everybody deserve a little--Pinkie: FUN?!Discord: ......So I will impose a policy that allows you to take manditory breaks, so overall we won't have to shorten the work hours, we will only overall cut off 30 to 40 minutes, but that' much more effective than Luna's policy. That way you can have--Pinkie: FUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!Derpy: I love--Pinkie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!Discord: Alright, enough of the--Pinkie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!Discord: Seriously, we need to get to the environment issues instead of the--Pinkie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN![Discord stares intently at Pinkie]Pinkie: *Squee* Sorry about that. So, what's wrong with the environment?The CMC arrives, Apple Bloom speaks: Well, we don't have our environmental cutie marks yet, but we've learned that the trees are being cutting down and there's lots of pollution. Fluttershy is very worried about the sake of her animal friends.Pinkie: Oh, that's a shame. *Thinks thoughtfully for a moment* I got the perfect solution! Doctor Hoove's recently made a special invention recently. We can use that vaccuum thingiemagig to suck up the pollution, then, when the Changelings or some enemy comes to attack, we spray it right in their faces! It's the perfect solution![Discord's face visibly pales]Discord: Well, heheh, hopefully we won't have to use the pollution against our enemies when they invade, or when we invade enemy territory. We'll try to keep peace traties and alliances with as much bordering countries as possible. With good trade, we'll make lots of friends. And friendship is magic, no? [Halo appears above Discord's head while Discord pulls the Mane Six with Spike in a tight hug][Twilight rolls her eyes]