Gangnam style is the worst song.

Unfortunately my opponent was unable to post his second round, but I'll post my arguments in this round regardless. In this round I will explain why I believe that "Gangnam style" is a decent song, and I'll point to several songs that are objectively worse than it. Because my opponent didn't post his second round I'll just keep my initial points simple. "Gangnam style" is a decent song for several reasons, and those are as follows: 1) It is a catchy tune. 2) It is fun to dance to and it even already has an established dance that isn't that hard to do. Just put your hands on your hips and move around a bit. Then put one arm out while you simulate twirling a lasso over your head finally followed by short jumps in the air, moving your legs as though you are riding on a horse. It's pretty ridiculous, but is always a fun time. 3) Lyrics: English Translation: Oppa is Gangnam style Gangnam style A girl who is warm and humanle during the day A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes A girl with that kind of twist I'm a guy A guy who is as warm as you during the day A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down A guy whose heart bursts when night comes That kind of guy Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let's go until the end Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all A sensable girl like that I'm a guy A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles That kind of guy Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey Now let's go until the end Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I'm a man who knows a thing or two On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby I'm a man who knows a thing or two You know what I'm saying Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh [1] While the lyrics don't seem all that unique, they are really interesting when viewed more deeply. It may appear to be a typical contemporary story about a guy who is into a particular woman, or describing a particular woman, but there are cultural implications that are fascinating to those who never knew about them. Specifically, the issues relating to this "Gangnam Style", that is the title theme of the song. ""Gangnam Style" is a Korean neologism mainly associated with upscale fashion and lavish lifestyle associated with trendsetters in Seoul's Gangnam distric, which is considered the most affluent part of the metropolitan area. In colloquial usage, it is comparable to the English slang terms "swag" or "yolo". " [2] I hope to go into more depth regarding the cultural aspects of the song in a later round. Learning about other cultures is cool, and most people would have never known about this if not for this song. So "Gangnam style" is fun and educational, and couldn't possibly be the worst song ever. To prove this even further I will now point to songs (and post the youtube links) that are clearly worse than Gangnam Style. (Just a heads up, taste in music is entirely subjective. I'm about to hate on a bunch of songs featuring at least one song that someone reading this is bound to like. I apologize in advance for insulting something you like, or a piece of nostalgia from your childhood that you just can't let go of. I know its tough, but that song never really was very good. You know the one I'm referring to, it's time to let it go and admit it's terrible and always has been. But anyways, I"m sorry for the following:) Terrible songs that are worse than Gangnam Style: 1) The Hamster Dance Song I'm not even sure this really qualifies as music, and yet there are some people listening to it nodding their head and smiling as though it's something awesome. Stop it please. 2) American Life - Madonna I don't know who this artist is, but assuming she is rich and famous, this musical rant comes off as adolescent and ridiculous. 3) Summer Girls - LFO This song might be bad, but it gets some points for being randomly informative: "McCully Culkin was in Home Alone, Michael J. Fox was Alex P Keaton". Thanks for the information LFO, but you could have just sent a memo. 4) You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone Oh god, kill it! Someone kill it now! 5) MMMBop - Hanson Ummm yeah. .. . "This is the "terrible songs" theme song. 6) The Fast Food Song This is the fast food song. .. At least one of these songs is worse than Gangnam style, so I'll leave it there for now. I'd like to thank my opponent for this debate and I look forward to reading his next round. [1] . http://www.kpoplyrics.net... 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