Resolved: In my opinion, green apples taste better than red apples.

NOTE: Now having considered the comment section, it is rather apparent that the route I had intended to go is not what the audience wants. Since my role here is to serve the audience and bring them to the truth, I will abide by their wishes and directly pursue the resolution. Since my opponent thinks the notion of online-testimony being flawed is a flawed notion in itself, I will do this in a different approach. Let us truly begin: First things first. In order to evaluate his position, I need to examine his evidence. Since he hasn't presented any, I will be gracious and provide him the opportunity even with the both of us merely being limited to this online discourse. Thus, I insist that we start things with a one round cross examination. In it, I will ask 31 questions that concern the resolution, and it is the instigator's job to answer every single one of these questions. If he feels that doing this will eat up his character limit, I even grant him permission to continue posting in the comment section. After he answers these questions, I will evaluate the necessary answers and explain to you the truth which they reveal. Concerning his case, that too will be addressed in the next round as C/X is of more importance at the moment. #1. Why is it your opinion that green apples taste better than red apples? What do they taste like? #2. In your lifetime, what would you say was the percentage of red apples you've eaten compared to the percentage of green apples that you've eaten? #3. How often do you eat apples? #4. Do you like red apples? #5. Do you like green apples? #6. Do you like apples more than any other food? #7. Would you prefer that people in general prefer green apples over red apples? #8. If you had to choose between eating a rotten green apple and a fresh red apple, would you eat the rotten green apple? #9. If you intend to have children (or already have children), do you intend to feed them green apples before feeding them red apples? #10. Do you prefer apples over all of the other fruits? #11. If you were to eat nothing other than green apples for six months straight, do you believe you would lose interest in preferring green apples over red apples? #12. Did you know that shinigami's like apples? #13. Do you ever get motivated to do something merely through eating green apples? What about red apples? #14. Do you like eating apple seeds? #15. In your opinion, do you believe the matter of taste is objective? If not, why? #16. In your opinion, how do you believe the euphoria of tasting red and green apples measures up to having sex? And even if you haven't had sex, you can at least give an estimate based on what you perceive of it. #17. When considering the animals that like apples, which apple do you think they prefer? #18. Do you uphold the saying that "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree? #19. Do you imagine green apple juice (the beverage) as tasting significantly better than red apple juice (the beverage)? #20. If someone were to tell you that green apples tasted bad and that red apples were better, which of the two actions would you more likely take up: Would you try to tell this someone off by telling him/her about the greatness of green apples or would you feel it better for this someone show you what's wrong with green apples in attempt to understand this someone better? #21. What color apple do you think Isaac Newton used to test gravity? #22. Are you honestly answering each of these questions with honesty and to the best of your ability given the amount of space you've used? If not, then are you aware that you are in contempt of this debate? #23. What kind of apples do you think are used to make apple jacks? Do you like Apple Jacks? #24. How much would you be willing to do to eat an apple? #25. Do you think Apples can cure cancer? #26. The first time you ate an apple, how did it feel? #27. How many apples do you think it takes to screw a light bulb? #28. If someone were to steal your apple, what would you do? #29. Do apples calm you down? Are they like a drug to you? #30. If you had to choose between a life without apples and a life without sex, what would you choose? #31. If someone were to hit you with a green apple, would you never eat green apples again?