It is better to be a pirate than a non-pirate (Resolved)

Why Pirates are BadWell, this is not the first pirate-oriented debate I've had (1. ) . http://www.debate.org..., so I have extensive knowledge on this topic. I am also from a country in which piracy, at a certain time, was indeed prominent-so, prospective voters should think of me somewhat of a pirate connoisseur. To address why pirates are bad; the reasons, of which there are many, should be obvious. To emphasize and clarify the primary reasons, I will categorize them hyphen-by-hyphen: -Pirates steal. And, stealing is illegal. (2. ) . https://www.hg.org..., and (3. ) . http://criminal.findlaw.com...-Pirates are unattractive. It's well-known that pirates have extremely bad hygiene and grooming habits, therefore, they are objectively unattractive. -Pirates kill people. Once again, there are serious legal implications to killing people, including receiving life-sentences in jail *and* even the death penalty. This is what U. S law states about intentionally killing other humans: 'Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being with malice aforethought. Every murder perpetrated by poison, lying in wait, or any other kind of willful, deliberate, malicious, and premeditated killing; or committed in the perpetration of, or attempt to perpetrate, any arson, escape, murder, kidnapping, treason, espionage, sabotage, aggravated sexual abuse or sexual abuse, child abuse, burglary, or robbery; or perpetrated as part of a pattern or practice of assault or torture against a child or children; or perpetrated from a premeditated design unlawfully and maliciously to effect the death of any human being other than him who is killed, is murder in the first degree. 'Considering that pirates usually kill in an attempt to burgle or rob an individual, they are committing murder in the first degree when/if they kill that individual. I would also note that pirate killings are generally brutal and gruesome, so the courts would likely place great leverage on this alone. (4. ) . https://www.law.cornell.edu...-Pirates are UnhealthyIt should be obvious that leading the pirate lifestyle is an incredibly poor decision on the basis of ones health alone. Pirates have no spiritual nourishment, education, life-goals, or careers. For example, it's unheard of to encounter a pirate with a PhD, and unheard of to encounter a pirate with a good job. In addition, pirates have no access to real healthcare. Granted, pirates can easily maintain a certain degree of physical fitness through their daily physical activities (although they are lazy in regards to not getting a real job), but what happens when one of the pirates becomes sick? And yes, pirates are humans, therefore they do indeed get sick. Assuming that one became a pirate (as Pro is arguing for), and developed a kidney infection: what would he/she do? How would they gain access to antibiotics, given that one needs to a physicians' prescription for antibiotics? And do not even entertain the idea that he could steal the prescription, because the chances are that he will not even know which type of antibiotic to acquire, especially if he's foolish enough to become a pirate in the first place. And of course, antibiotic experts are a rarity of sorts. Anyway, upon not treating the infection with the necessary medication, a few weeks later, he is one dead pirate-who probably got consumed by sepsis because his kidney infection poisoned his body. Now, I ask my fellow peers on this site, where is the logic in being a pirate? Let's just summarise my points: Piracy entails stealing, and stealing is illegal-therefore, you will go to jail if you steal. Piracy leads to murder, and murder is illegal-therefore, you will go to jail or receive a death sentence if you murder. Piracy makes you unattractive, and no sane person wishes to be unattractive. Piracy creates an unhealthy lifestyle; you will die if you become a pirate, no healthcare= poor health, poor health=death. Pirates are not doctors, so they cannot be trusted to look after themselves.