bible is not word of god

before starting right away with the following reasons why bible is not word of god... here importent verse - "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" (2 Timothy 3:16) this verse by Paul is talking about the Old Testament, for the bulk of the New Testament did not exist at that time, so if you ignoring this and saying "we following only the new testment" you are a big/huge/giant hypocrite... im not trying to offend anybody at all.. its for people who have brain... lets start: "And the Lord visited Sarah as he had said, and the Lord did unto Sarah as he had spoken, For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him." Genesis 21!GOD ALMIGHTY visiting sarah and "did unto Sarah"(f@cked her) are you serious?!? If your daughter is raped, she must marry the rapist: "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall ... marry the girl ..." (Deut. 22:28-29)- really ?! Men eating their own sh1t and drinking their p1ss: "... the men sitting on the wall - who, like you, will have to eat their own dung and drink their own urine?" (Isaiah 36:12) Kill witches: "Do not allow a witch to live." (Exod. 22:18) Slaves must obey and fear their masters: "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear ..." (Eph. 6:5) Beating slaves is permissible: "If a man beats his male or female slave " he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two." (Exod. 21:20-21) for nutcase.. Men who rape slaves are forgiven by sacrificing an animal: "If a man sleeps with a woman who is a slave girl promised to another man but who has not been ransomed or given her freedom, there must be due punishment. Yet they are not to be put to death, because she had not been freed. The man, however, must bring a ram to the entrance to the Tent of Meeting for a guilt offering to the Lord. With the ram of the guilt offering the priest is to make atonement for him before the Lord for the sin he has committed, and his sin will be forgiven." (Lev. 19:20-22) Bast@rds must not enter church: "No one born of an illegitimate birth nor any of his descendants may enter the assembly of the Lord "" (Deut. 23:2) (in jesus genealogy there are 2 b@st@rs) Men should not marry: "It is good for a man not to marry." (1 Cor. 7:1) Woman are to spit in a man's face if he will not marry you: "If a man does not want to marry his brother's wife " [she] shall " spit in his face "" (Deut. 25:7-9) death to apostesy: "You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people."Deuteronomy 13:8-9 Qualities ill-befitting God 1) Barber God : " In the same day shall the Lord shave with a rasor that is hired, namely, by them beyond the river, by the king of Assyria, the head, and the hair of the feet: and it shall also consume the beard." (Isaiah 7:20) Is this what God does?? He is going to shave people's legs,beard and head with the hired razor. He hasn't even got one of his own. Is this the work of God? 2) A hissing God: " And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:" (Isaiah 5:26) "And it shall come to pass in that day, that the LORD shall hiss for the fly that is in the uttermost part of the rivers of Egypt, and for the bee that is in the land of Assyria." (Isaiah 7:18) Is this what God does?? That he is going to hiss like a snake lol. 3) Roaring God: "The LORD shall go forth as a mighty man, he shall stir up jealousy like a man of war: he shall cry, yea, roar; he shall prevail against his enemies." (Isaiah 42:13) "They shall walk after the LORD: he shall roar like a lion: when he shall roar, then the children shall tremble from the west." (Hosea 11:10) 4)Not Omnipotent. "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." (Judges 1:19) Whereas the same bible tells us that God is Omnipotent. "...but with God all things are possible." (Mathew 19:26) 5) Smoke Came out of God's nostrils and devouring fire from his mouth: "There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it." (II Samuel 22:9) like dragons xD 6) God riding a cherub: "Cherub" means a celestial being. a member of the second order of angels, often represented as a beautiful rosy-cheeked child with wings. beautiful or innocent person, esp.a child, with a sweet. "And he(God) rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind." (II Samuel 22:11) god is riding upon a cherub. God is flying in the air. Is this the quality of God?? 7) God corrupts people and spreads dung upon their faces. "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it." (Malachi 2:3) Does God do such things. Does he corrupt his own creation and spread dung (excreta) on their faces?? 8) God Decieve: "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." (Isaiah 45:7) "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:" (2 Thessalonian 2:11) 9) God commands his Prophet to walk naked. "At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;" (Isaiah 20:2-3) Imagine Isaiah one of the mightiest of the Biblical Prophets walks absolutely naked and barefoot for 3 years on the commandment of God. A Prophet of God Walking down the streets, in front of women and children absolutely naked for 3 long years not even wearing a G-string. Imagine if a Pope goes around naked preaching the message of God. Huh ! Is this the quality of God that he commands people to do such things. 10) Is Biblical God Merciful?? "And he smote the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter." (I Samuel 6:19) God Almighty punished 50,070 for merely looking into an ark. Killing babies makes you happy: "Happy is he who " seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." (Psalm 137:9) The sight of sh!t turns away God: "" cover up your excrement " so that he [God] will not " turn away from you." (Deut. 12-14) Kill your family if they practice other religions: "If your very own brother ... secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" ... You must certainly put him to death." (Deut. 13:6-9) Kill rebellious children: "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son ... Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death." (Deut. 21:18-21) Kill children who curse their parents: "If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death." (Lev. 20:9) Kill anyone who works on Saturday: "For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your ... rest to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death." (Exod. 35:2) Cut off your wife's hand if she grabs someone's genit@ls: "If ... she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand." (Deut. 25:11-12) ^^ Women are too poor of judgment to teach: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man ... Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman ..." (1 Tim. 2:12-14) Women must not speak in church: "Let your women keep silence in the churches " for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (1 Cor. 14:34-35) Instructions on how to sell your daughter into slavery: "If a man sells his daughter as a slave, she is not to go free as men slaves do." (Exod. 21:7) Contradictions: 2 Samuel 10:18 - David slew 700 and 40,000 horsemen and Shobach the commander. 1 Chronicles 19:18 - David slew 7000 chariots and 40,000 footmen. 2 Chronicles 9:25 - Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots. 1 Kings 4:26 - Solomon had 40,000 stalls for horses. Ezra 2:5 - Arah had 775 sons. Nehemiah 7:10 - Arah had 652 sons. How did Judas die? Matthew 27:5 - Hanged himself. Acts 1:18 - And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out. 2 Samuel 6:23 - MICHAL never had a child until she died. 2 Samuel 21:8 - MICHAL had 5 sons. 2 Kings 24:8 - Jehoiachin was 18 years old when he began to reign. 2 Chronicles 36:9 - Jehoiachin was 8 years old when he began to reign. 1 Kings 16:6-8 - 26th year of the reign of Asa, Baasha reigned over Israel. 2 Chronicles 16:1 - 36th year of the reign of Asa, Baasha reigned over Israel. How old was Ahaziah when he began to reign? 22 in 2 Kings 8:26 42 in 2 Chronicle 22:2 look im tried here ONLY MENTIONED A TINY SCRACH,,, sources: (must to check one by one) http://www.islamhouse.com... http://www.answering-christianity.com... http://www.evilbible.com... http://www.neardeathsite.com...