The Bible is an Inconsistent Document (II)

The proposition on offer is that the Bible is an inconsistent document, historically, scientifically, and logically (with itself). ****************************************** Here are collections of verses that represent a biblical contradiction: Mat 28:19 - "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. " Act 2:38 - "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ. " Joh 3:22 - "After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judaea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized. " Joh 4:2 - "Though Jesus himself baptized not, but his disciples" Mar 16:16 - "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. " Mat 12:37 - "For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned." Act 26:23 - "That Christ should suffer, and that he should be the first that should rise from the dead. " 1 Kin 17:22 - "And the LORD heard the voice of Elijah; and the soul of the child came into him again, and he revived. " 1 Kin 8:46 - "There is no man that sinneth not. ' 1 Joh 3:6 - "Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not. " Jam 1:13 - "God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man. ' Gen 22:1 - "God did tempt Abraham." Deu 24:16 - "The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin." Deu 5:9 - "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation. " 2 Sam 24:9 "Joab then reported to the king the number of people registered: in Israel, eight hundred thousand men fit for military service; in Judah, five hundred thousand." 1 Chr 21:5 "Joab reported the result of the census to David: of men capable of wielding a sword, there were in all Israel one million one hundred thousand, and in Judah four hundred and seventy thousand." ACT 1:18: "Now this man (Judas) purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out." MAT 27:5-7: "And he (Judas) cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. And the chief priests...bought with them the potter's field." MAT 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost." LUK 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost." JOH 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost." Lev 25:1, 17 - "And the LORD spake unto Moses in mount Sinai, saying... Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt fear thy God:for I am the LORD your God." Gen 25:27a - "Let peoples serve you, and nations pay you homage; Be master of your brothers, and may your mother's sons bow down to you" Lev 25:44 - "Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids." 2 Pet 2:7-8 - "And [God] delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) " Gen 19:8 - "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. " Psa 19:7 - "The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple." Heb 8:7-8 - "For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no place have been sought for the second. For finding fault with them, he saith, Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah:" Psa 103:8 - "The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy." Exo 34:6 - "And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth," Jer 13:14 - "And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them." Lam 3:43b - "Thou hast slain, thou hast not pitied." 1 Sam 15:2a, 3 - "Thus saith the LORD of hosts... Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and a$$." 1 Sam 6:19 - "And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter." Heb 13:20a - "Now the God of peace..." 2 The 3:16 - "Now the Lord of peace himself give you peace always by all means. The Lord be with you all." Rom 15:33 - "Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen." Exo 15:3 - "The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name." Psa 18:34 - "He teacheth my hands to war, so that a bow of steel is broken by mine arms." Psa 144:1 - "Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:" ******************************************************** That should be enough for a good little start. But wait, there's more... here's how the Bible contradicts all sorts of stuff... GE 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. FACT - There is no evidence to support this. Gen 7:19 Higher and higher above the earth rose the waters, until all the highest mountains everywhere were submerged, FACT - This never occurred, although there is evidence that the Middle East flooded at one point in time. GEN 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female. GEN 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, GEN 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah. FACT - The ark was far too small to hold all the animals, and two of each does not constitute a viable genetic population, especially considering all the animal sacrifices Noah performed after the ark landed. LEV 11:6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. FACT - Hares and rabbits do not chew their cud. GEN 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: FACT - Serpents do not eat dirt. GE 1:29 God also said: "See, I give you every seed-bearing plant all over the earth and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit on it to be your food; FACT - This would include several poisonous plants such as hemlock & nightshade that are NOT food. Gen 7:6 Noah was six hundred years old when the flood waters came upon the earth. FACT - Humans rarely live past 100, and none have ever lived to 600. ***************************************8 DAT, you have you work cut out for you. AFFIRMED.