Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates

I will prove that Twenty One Pilots are: Followers of satan Rapists Deceitful haters of mankind and their listener base Anti-Christian liars Damned to hell for eternity Personally if I ever find any of their music in my house I am breaking the CD and throwing it in the trash, and if I find it on my son's phone or laptop I am taking both away from him until he proves to me he can be trusted. Twenty One Pilots are hellbound sinners and ought to be immediately banned! What follows are some "lyrics" to their "music" Quote: All my friends are heathens, take it slow Here, the band is openly stating that everyone they consider friendly is in league with satan and deserves to go to Hell for eternity. They also suggest taking "it" slow, and by "it" I assume they mean the only thing worth anything in this world, the struggle to fully grasp GOD'S truth. They're telling the listener to take GOD slowly, to forget GOD'S word by taking it piecemeal and to become a cafeteria Christian. Quote: Wait for them to ask you who you know This is saying that in order for the listener to be safe, they must either "know" someone in the sense of sodomizing them, or else they must have esoteric knowledge of the devil. They certainly can't be talking about knowing all about GOD or else they wouldn't be heathens, so we can safely assume that this is basically attempting to persuade the listener into committing rape or devil worship. Still think "Twenty One Rapists" are cool, kids? Quote: Please don't make any sudden moves We know that GOD'S judgment is 'sudden,' as evidenced by Psalm 64:7, Proverbs 6:15, Isaiah 29:5, Ecclesiastes 9:12, Acts 9:3, etc. We know that GOD moves swiftly and suddenly when HE chooses to. This is what they are referencing by "sudden moves," they are asking GOD not to intervene in their wickedness. Too bad, so sad! Cry me a river of sinful crocodile tears, Twenty One Pi-liars! Quote: You don't know the half of the abuse Who is the principal abuser in this world? Satan, of course! We already know that Twenty One Pontius Pilates are sinful and in league with the devil himself, and the lyrics are clear, so we know hat they are at least somewhat aware of what they are doing, leading others to hell. Misery does love company, after all. The abuse they are talking about is the abuse of hell; their listeners do not know the half of the abuse they will suffer in their eternal torment and torture for rejecting GOD. This is where they go from stating that they are devil worshipers to outright mockery of their listening base. After doing just a bit more research into them, I discovered another one of their songs, "Ride," which managed to disgust me even more. Read on at your peril... Quote: Yeah, I think about the end just way too much/But it's fun to fantasize/On my enemies who wouldn't wish who I was/But it's fun to fantasize Here the author is saying he thinks about death, dying, killing, murder, etc far too often, and fantasizes about death and killing his enemies (Christians). Odd, since if he meant that, he would think about the afterlife and where he wants to spend eternity. Seems he made the stupid choice! Quote: Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride The author is falling into hell, so he is taking his time getting there through his life, since even he does not want to end up in hell, even as he brings others with him to it. Quote: We have a list of people that we would take/A bullet for them, a bullet for you/A bullet for everybody in this room The band members of Twenty Wicked Pilots don't believe that JESUS died for them (HE did! Well, HE died for HIS chosen, perhaps not for these clowns), and furthermore, they not only have a list of enemies (no doubt Christians), but they are at all times equipped to massacre everyone in the room. While I am of course a fan of always being armed and I support their right to self-defense, this is what is known as "premeditated murder," and in this case, outright terrorism. I would support arresting Twenty One Pilots for planning a mass shooting. Quote: "I'd live for you," and that's hard to do/Even harder to say when you know it's not true Twenty One Harlots are admitting that they are liars who only pretend to honor the dead or the fallen and will disrespect the troops. Many survivors of hard conflicts experience "survivor's guilt," well it looks like in this case Twenty One Pilots have "survivor's gluttony!" Quote: I've been thinking too much/(help me) Only GOD can help you now, boys.