This Church would Proclaim: Jesus and Hitler: a romance is divinely inspired

Ayy vape nashyon!!! Conny has some arguments. Are they goo? Nope. I will offer the proof that the argues he argues for fail like failure. HITLER'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE Con offers no proof tht hitler died. He posts some news paper but how do we know those links are true? What proves those links? The propechy takes place in 2025, but this isnt 2025 in our years. It is counting AD and BC as one. Dating it to around 1940s. It is known Khalisi, There is strong evidence hitler didn;t die. The FBI admits it http://yournewswire.com... aaaaaaand there are no legitimate remains of Hitler http://www.theguardian.com... Hitler was not kill. SO where is he? He couldn't have fled anywhere in space. Chapter 1 of the book of phallus confirms he was surrounded. How could we not have his remains? The only possible explanation is he fled through time. Historical proof Chap 1 of the gospel of Phallus takes place in “in the halls of the Reichschancellory” This is a well known historical place https://en.wikipedia.org... Chap 2 details the engagement of Jesus/Hitler. It is well known that Jesus didn't have a wife. https://www.biblegateway.com... But Jesus WAS a man and a God. John 19:5 describes Jesus as a man and Luke 2:52 say he increases in wisdom. It follows Jesus had sexual urges cause men gots the sex urges. Jesus had no women to fulfill them. It is logical to assume he filled men up. Jesus never banned homosexuality. Strange. ITS BECAUSE HE WAS F*CKING HITLER OBVIOUSLY. Is FTL travel impossible? Traveling to the past isn't impossible. Annnnnd Ftl travel is possible. Tachyons are allowed to exist under special ed relativity https://en.wikipedia.org... AAAAAAnd things do travel faster than light bruh. Quantum entaglement http://www.gizmag.com... German scientists and German ingenuity was genius. They had tech like the Voltzwaggon. They can have easyly made a time machine. Collaborative evidence The gospel of Phallus doesn't contradict anything in the Gospels and it is collaborative with the bibles. The gospel describes Jesus' love of blowjobs. At the end of chapter 1 Hitler engages Jesus in a blowjob. “Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth” and again in the following chapter “Hitler wrestled Jesus down onto the floor one afternoon and gave the Lord the best blowjob he possibly could” In chapter 4 Jesus says “Good jobs deserve good jobs.” Referring to blowjobs. The bible confirm. Song of solomon has an almost Gospel of Phallus level love of Blowjobs Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3) Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance, let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits! (Song of Solomon 4:16) Jesus himself talks about the benefits of jizz eating. Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, "Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water." 11 The woman said to him, "Sir, you have no bucket, and the well is deep. Where do you get that living water?...15 The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water, so that I may never be thirsty or have to keep coming here to draw water." 16 Jesus said to her, "Go, call your husband, and come back." (John 4:10-16) Only her husband can give the living water (thats jizz bruh). How can the bible contradict the gospel of phallus when God himself gave his blessing of the book in Chap 2 “After that he [God] sent the two lovebirds back to Earth to get married in a traditional Jewish ceremony.” Jesus was Jewish. Hitler had jews in his army http://www.history.ucsb.edu... . Aaaaand he might have changed his mind about hating all jews since he saw Jesus. Jesus' God half would kill any jewish half. Eye witness evidence The gospel of Phallus describes several direct eyewitness accounts. Tons of scientists saw Hitler “Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments.” Manny peps would see hitler go into the time machine. In chapter 4 several of Jesus' disciples saw him with Hitler. In chapter 5 Jesus and Hitler are seen together by an entire crowd of people. HOW CAN YOU DENY ALL OF THIS EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY? Was hiitlet Chrisitna? Yes yes hitker was a Christian. Hitman said “"I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord..” A leader in the Nazi party said “Our worldview is not directed against Cathoicism or Protestantism, not against Christianity, but rather based on Christianity and against cultural bolshevism, against the false liberalism of the Enlightenment, and against materialism. “ http://www.amazon.com... Hitler quoted the bible all the time http://www.nobeliefs.com... Yeahh bro, hitler was a Christn. He went to church too bruh http://www.bytwerk.com... Hitler would have accepted Jesus with open arms and an open anus Jedi f*cking 4!!!! Jesus/Hitler V/\