Rap battle : Truth_seeker vs. ESocialBookworm

Once upon a time, there was an idiot, who joined a debating site, His name was Truth_Seeker and he was so stupid that his head was light. He challenged the awesome ESocial and got shown up, So out of DDO, he decided to cowardly drop. You see the thing about being a Bookworm Is that I like to see people squirm, Especially douchebags like Truth_Seeker, who need to learn So from wrong and right, he can discern. Books can be judged and critiqued, but they can’t be hurt because they have no heart. I’m similar - I’m so cold, and you’re such an idiot - I don’t give a f-fart. “I’m rubber, and you’re glue; Whatever you say to me, bounces off me, and sticks to you.” On the topic of my father, that’s none of your beeswax, And even if Bin was my father – I’d send him to “take care of” [1] your arse. And by the way, yes, this is Esocial – also known as, Annie, As I said don’t trust a liar- he’s just a pathetic pansy. My bars may be uneven, because it’s my first time trying to rap, But at least I’m better than Truth – mine doesn’t sound like crap. I do put knowledge in my head, but I am practical as well- I’m more street-smart than Truth, as the audience can tell. Truth said he used ‘cover’ but as you can see he said ‘under-cover,’ Hijabs are adornments – graciously purring to potential lovers. Truth might want to use one – to hide the mop on his head, I’ll be sure to send him one, since I feel sorry for him after reading his pitiful threads. Online relationships rarely work, but they won’t ever with Seeker, I wonder why? Oh yeah – because he’s a delusional, sadistic creeper. He scares away girls, like the new rules ran Bench and C.P. Would he like a pair of scissors? Maybe then he might be able to see - See the bashing I’m giving him good – here, right now. When I’m done here, I’ll give him a tissue, after I take a bow. My friends, on DDO and in real life, will be cheering me on. Where are his? Oh right – he has none. I do have troubles, as almost every single other person. What does he take me for - some robotic illusion? I asked for open voting, because he added his “fans” to judge alone, I just wanted it to be fair – so he can see himself get stoned. He only contradicts himself, adding to his grammatical diarrhoea, He said I only have knowledge, but have no education – see what he did there? I hope he likes my poetic, powerful piece, And cry as he goes to sleep, knowing that he got himself shown up by that “esocial bookie.” He thinks he’s such a great rapper, but his ratio shows otherwise. [2] Look at his past debates to see how he screwed up almost all of his tries. My favourite is with Mikal, who put him in his place [3] How I wish I was there- after his complaint of a vote bomb [4], to see him get socked [5] in the face. Such a coward- he forfeited the first round, and chose not to rap in another so he wouldn’t look stupid. Such a pity, that there ain’t a thing he can do to prevent it, unless he makes a deal with the devil or cupid. [6] In fact, only Aphrodite [7] can help him now so he better start praying to her, maybe she’ll have pity. Few don’t hate him, like NiamC, [8] who talks to him about weed because he feels sorry. Truth tried to debate that one need not reason alone to live, [9] but ended up backing out like the chicken that he is, Forfeiting every round- a great example of his weakness. He even tried to argue that rap debates should be freestyled [10] twice [11] It’s a lucky thing he lost, because if he thinks he’d win rapping like that- he’s senile. Truth can’t even get a girl, that’s probably why he tries to cyberstalk them, As he said, he’s only kissed 2-3, [12] but then again, how can we even trust him? He even said himself that he’s on medication [13] so it wouldn’t surprise me that he’s turned to self-devotion, Since he’s lacking that feeling of being loved, his pathetic attempt at considering loving himself, deserves a standing ovation. In his A.M.A. thread, Bluesteel gave him a sociopathic test, he answered most of them as ‘no’ instead of ‘yes.’ [14] Even Blade-of-Truth called him on his B.S. [15] and he even admitted that one girl has asked him to never contact her again because of the stress. [16] He gave a vivid description of his desire to murder someone, However, he cries that’s he a good, fervent Christian. If you still don’t trust me, take Bluesteel’s calling out for reference, Where he pointed out Truth’s doleful lie about dreaming about killing animals. [17] He says he’s Hispanic [18], much like Marie, unless he lied about that as well. So I hope he understands this “¡Vete al diablo!” (If you don’t, Isaiah, it means ‘Go to Hell.’) He ran Marie off the site, for unrequited love, [19] on numerous occasions by publicly shaming her, I’ll take a quote, “His posts paint him as a passive aggressive sociopath with a dueling victim/god complex,” from another member. [20] Isaiah, as him username says, who should visit a psychiatrist, is seeking the truth- The trust is, honey- you’re a psychopathic, sociopathic, imprudent, insolent liar, and almost everyone hates you. Sources: [1]- http://www.urbandictionary.com... (definition 2 & 3) [2]- http://www.debate.org... [3]- http://www.debate.org... [4]- http://www.debate.org... [5]- http://www.urbandictionary.com... (definition 3) [6]- http://en.wikipedia.org... [7]- http://www.theoi.com... [8]- http://www.debate.org... [9]- http://www.debate.org... [10]- http://www.debate.org... [11]- http://www.debate.org... [12]- http://www.debate.org... [13]- http://www.debate.org... 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