God is a serial Killer and enjoys hot chocolate

Logical Master lies. I never touched that woman. On the contrary, she seduced me. I told her that all this was inappropriate, and we should behave like collegues. But despite my wishes, she just came onto me. I protested, but she just kept going and going, and now, 6 months later, she comes up to me at my new job and tells me I'm a dad. I wanted her to do the honorable thing and send the child into space once our planet started to explode, but she wouldn't listen, but that damn Jor-El did, and he went and sent Kal-El away, and now look at him. A Damned superstar is what he is. Of course, I sent myself away, and now I'm here on Earth. You've all heard of me somehow. I'm none other than the Red Tornado. Thats right, I'm famous. Whats that you say children? You've never heard of the Red Tornado? Well put a bag on my head and call me a corn husk! Yer tellin me ya never heard o the Red Tornado? Well set yourselves down and let me learn you a lesson: Make sure to do all the references me and LM have asked of you. For me, give a false protest about something that offended you in this debate that actually wasn't in it. For this experiment to work, we'll be looking for one of these comments in conjunction with every vote we get. So if it 7 to 21 we'll be expecting 28 seperate comments, each with all 9 references in any order. The important thing is that they be there. For every vote we get that isn't accompanied with a comment, we'll assume that anonymous user doesn't read. I expect this to happen more often than not, confirming my belief that people have stopped reading these debates fully, and therefore are either voting based on the debaters or the stances. I hope this will not be the case, but hope only gets you so far. And that children is how the Red Tornado defeated God and his hot chocolate destruction everwhere plan confirming the thoery that God hates hot chocolate. He can't possibly like hot chocolate if he didn't support the writers stike. random link http://www.youtube.com... I really wish that you hadn't gone there. That really hurts my feelings. Bo wo. And now I'd like you to join me in singing a song we all know from Jaws. Written in 1492 by ... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens? Now I Present for your listening pleasure Farewell and Adieu My Fair Spanish Ladies ---- Farewell and adieu, me fair Spanish Ladies, Farewell and adieu, dear l adies of Spain; For we've received orders to sail back to Boston, But we hope in a short time to see you again. Chorus: _____We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors, _____We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea. _____Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England; _____From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues. We hove our ship to with the wind from sou'west, boys We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take; 'Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom, So we squared our main yard and up channel did make. c h o r u s The first land we sighted was called the Dodman, Next Rame Head off Plymouth, off Portsmouth the Wight; We sailed by Beachy, by Fairlight and Dover, And then we bore up for the South Foreland light. cho rus Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor, And all in the Downs that night for to lie; Let go your shank painter, let go your cat stopper! Haul up your clewgarnets, let tacks and sheets fly! surohc Now let ev'ry man drink off his full bumper, And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass; We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy, And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass ChOrUs End Side One. Please Fast Forward to the end of this side and flip the tape over to hear Side Two. Irrefutable proof God not only hates hot chocolate but is also a s e r i a l k i l l e r. ! r e t s a M - l a c i g o L u o y o t k c a B