Rap Battle

It’s best to hold onto your cards at times, to employ yourself as alluring and mysterious. 9space admitted to being a serial killer in his rhymes, but we all know the best psychopaths can hide and trick every one of us. Thank you 9space, for my second rap battle win, I just hope, that crushing you like this, won’t be a sin. Your rhymes are lame and pathetic, like your debating skills- I might be being apathetic, but the stupidity of your debates, truly “kill. ” My first rap was a winning piece, and this one is the icing on the cake. Your rap was as ugly as Adam [1] from Beauty and the Beast, sending me this challenge was a mistake. Your cards have been beaten and many times too in fact, [2] you even lost to me when I crushed you at art. I was gonna consider making you a pact – go easy on you – as if I had a heart, but my thirst, couldn’t be sedated, to tear you apart. Your rapping sucks [3] so much, that you lost to Truth_Seeker [4] You’re losing your touch, since Bekah rejected you in your porn thread, you’ve gotten weak-er. Why else would you claim, to be going on a DDO hiatus? An appeal to sympathy-fame, because you've already lost. My achievements are unspeakable, because it’ll make dorks like you jealous. They’re prominent and adorable, and would make you feel helpless. I’m a Bookworm and I write my own story. I don’t sit back in space, floating around doing nothing. I’m full of pride and glory- maybe one day, from that, you’ll learn something. My rapping makes yours look whack. I’ll take a bow and wrap it up, send it to you as a present. I apologize for my cruel attack- Picking on someone so tiny, weak and innocent. I’m not small, you underestimate me, as such you might end up hating me – As you see me - real, and my true rap battle skills, you feel. I’ll take it down a notch, so you can run to your mummy, Careful you don’t wet your crotch, we all know your scared you can be, When you go up against someone with ultimate talent- like me, And I do something like this to you – impalement, - make you bleed. Reading books take one to a new world, where you don’t exist. It takes one on adventures, beyond valleys, new experiences, away from the desolate, lonely mists. Books help one learn, and become intelligent and prosperous, thus clearly 9space doesn’t read. Books guide you onto good paths – mountainous, to achieve your dreams, to learn what you need. I’m a strong, independent woman, so I don’t need any man to “come to me. ” I’ll do whatever I can, unlike you, and happy, I shall be. Nerds are awesome! Don’t be hating! Plus, if you’re cooler than me, that just means I’m hotter than you brethren. [5] Oh, I understand your verse- that it’s so bogus. It mustn’t have even been rehearsed – we know someone bus’d that I hit 9space like a meteor, and he cries and cries like a baby martian girl. Maybe my username should’ve had to do with space, ‘cause my raps are out of this world. 9space is just full of envy, because he knows he can’t rap like me, I pull him out of his seat, and show him skills he can only wish to achieve. I show him what I can be, and he becomes unhappy Because he knows that I’ve, not only won this rap battle, but I crushed him by infinity. 9space is just a kid- amateur, and maybe one day he’ll grow up and actually gain some rapping skills, Goodwin’s too immature, but this’ll be a good loss for him, getting chills, maybe take some chill pills, have your fill. 9spaceking, I took you off your throne, and broke your ego, chance of winning and will. Bow peasant, to me, your queen of zest and tone, of thrill, - I guess the “serial killer” failed at his kill. Sources: [1]- . http://en.wikipedia.org...(Disney) [2]- . http://www.debate.org... [3]- . http://www.internetslang.com... [4]- . http://www.debate.org... [5]- . http://www.merriam-webster.com...