ROUND TWO:lf Jesus Was White! He wouldn't Have Been Crucified

Hold the phone, Jack! You said a black pug is better than a white pug? How can you say that? All pugs are equal. In some areas, yes, black pugs excell a white pug. In other areas, a white pug excells a black pug. The fawn pug excells them both in almost all areas, though. So, really, you and I should be doing our part to welcome the future overlordship of the fawn pug. http://www.youtube.com... Truth be told, when the fawn pugs rule things, life will be better for all. They have a better system of education, a better system of employment, more checks and balances when it comes to government corruption and, plus, their space program now outdoes us by a percentile of 40# to 538952gvjds&*Y#U,. You can't argue with those figures, can you? Don't even try! I say, you and I are both wrong because we're missing the forest for the cake: the fawn pug ought to run things. http://www.youtube.com... Now keep in mind, I've not apologized for anything the white pug world has done. All I say is that the vast majority of white pugs are kept under suppression by dachshunds. Yes, the white pug came from the original black pug, but when the black pugs mated with neanderthal pugs, out popped the white pug babies! And, yes, these white pugs have done some dirt --- no question. But I ask you: would you rather have a white pug bringing you your paper in the morning, or a disgusting dachshund pooing in your microwave? They do that, you know. They crawl right up the counter and let it go like a serenity prayer lets go the paiN! http://www.youtube.com... Obviously, we're never going to see eye to eye on this. You have your ways and I have mine. But the fact remains that I have presented more historical facts, better mathemetatical figures, cooler videos and I've done so with a style you can only dream of. I've whooped you --- its time to face the facts! Me against you is like a hippopotamus fighting a salamander. You just can't win, try as you might. I've got you in the boa-constrictor hold, and you can't move! You know where I learned my philosophical Judo? VLADIMIR PUTIN! And he is all races, just like Jesus: white, black and asian. He is everyone all wrapped into one shirtless tyrannosaur! How can you argue with these facts? You've lost, but don't worry --- I won't oppress you. When I conquer, I bring those I conquer into my hordes as equals. Together you and I will begin a Mario Cart 64 league, and will DUMP ON ALL COMPETITORS SO BAD THEY WON'T SOON FORGET!!!!1 I even have the secret wifi codes to make Luigi black, if you want. We can make them all black, in fact --- black Yoshi, black Peach, black Browser. We'll be the blackest, baddest league of Mario Cart 64 empresarios since Billy Bob Thorton married Angelina Jolie! Now those are some two white devils who were made for eachother. That Brad Pitt guy is a putz! She should leave him! Did you see World War Z? Are you kidding me? She married that? That guy is a no-good Hillbilly, wheraes Billy Bob Thorton has more range than Montana. Ever see Sling Blade? Now, if Sling Blade was in World War Z, that would be a movie!!!! I think Angelina Jolie needs to get back with Billy Bob QUICK before she turns into a piece of boring Missouri graham cracker like her Mishugana husband! http://www.youtube.com...