Resolved: Ireland Does not Exist

1 Benjamin and St. Patrick My opponent criticizes the scenery in the video I presented for Ireland. She argues that the video could have been filmed anywhere. However, the video was a cartoon animation. Clearly, animators would have used the real life scenery of Ireland as inspiration, instead of a mythical magical land. Also, cartoons don't have green screens, so its impossible to manipulate the background. My opponent argued that Zeus was not the king of Atlantis, because Leanord Nimoy was the king of Atlantis. However, both of those statements can be true. In a nation, there is a succession of kings. Zeus could have been the first king, with Leanord being further down the line. 2 Angels My opponent had argued that the Hell's Angels were the origin for the modern day conception of fairies. I had tried to correct her error with correct theological doctrine, but she simply dismisses that. I ask the voter, which looks more logically like a fairy: Motorcycle Vs. Supernatural 3 Colin Morgan I would like to point out that my opponent seems to have conceded on the adorableness that Colin Morgan possesses, she only argues that he was not born from Ireland, but Super North Britain. However, Britain is 88,745 square miles big. That's really fat for an island. If it gained any more weight, it would sink, just like Atlantis. So, Ireland cannot be part of Britain; it can't fit any more land. Therefore, Ireland is a separate entity, and helped craft the adorable Colin Morgan. Rebutting the rebutterer who rebutted rebuttals in need of rebutting. Yeah, that's how that's done. 1 Lies If a lying liar lies while lying on a liar playing a lyre, which liar is playing the lyre? Lies only bring about confusion. Either the Doctor lies, therefore nothing he says can be understood, or he protects his companions with the truth. 2 Drunk People My opponent posted a gif of an apparently drunk man. Now, what makes more sense, that the man was unable to maintain balance because alcohol merely inhibits proper functioning, OR, that being drunk alters your perception of space and time, and so the drunk man traveled into another universe where Ireland does exist, yet that universe had different gravitational forces, thus causing dissonance in the person's body, who was unable to instantaneously adjust to the newfound pressure, which is why he repeatedly kept falling to the ground? 3 God Exists In order to support her belief, my opponent had to argue that Morgan Freeman exists, thus proving that God exists, thus proving that anarchy is a feasible mechanism for keeping morality in check, thus proving that borders and governments don't exist, thus proving that the entity of “Ireland” is a subjective fiction with no basis in reality. However, in this interview (. http://www.theblaze.com...) Morgan Freeman argues that not only is he God, but we are all God. He means this in the sense that God is fictitious, because we created Him. So, if God exists, and Morgan Freeman is God, and Morgan Freeman said that God is fictitious, then Morgan Freeman doesn't exist, and therefore neither is God. But if we are all God, and God is fictitious, then we all cease to exist. Reality is a paradox, and reality is incoherent. So, basically, my opponent tried to prove that Ireland doesn't exist, and she did so by creating a paradox where nothing exists. And this is the slippery slope that one leads down to when trying to disprove Ireland- anarchy, moral chaos, and non-existence. Conclusions Thank you everyone for reading this debate. Thanks to Pro for a challenging exchange of arguments. But please, don't vote for Pro. Heck, don't even vote for me. Vote for humanity. Choose love.