life being nature, there is no, before life

Preface: Pro has not sourced any of his definitions. Thus I shall provide sourced ones for which the debate can advance upon. Synopsis: The Resolution is “life being nature, there is no, before life”. Breaking it down some… we get nothing. The Resolution has literally no meaning that can be granted with enough clarity to count as legitimate. Proposition I: Definitions Life: 1] the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. {1} 2] the ability to grow, change, etc., that separates plants and animals from things like water or rocks {2} Nature: 1] the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations. {3} 2] the physical world and everything in it (such as plants, animals, mountains, oceans, stars, etc.) that is not made by people {4} Sources: 1] http://dictionary.reference.com... 2] http://www.merriam-webster.com... 3] https://www.google.com... 4] http://dictionary.reference.com... Proposition II: BOP and Requirements to Win Pro is the instigator, and the primary claimant, and therefore has BOP. On that principle, I need not prove any particular side, I need only ensure that Pro has not sufficiently affirmed the resolution. How Pro would affirm a resolution which is, grammatically speaking, means nothing, I do not know. Case I: Nature is not Life Rationalization: By the definitions presented, we see that nature is not just life, but also landmass and, in truth, everything that isn’t man-made (including the stars). Because of this, even if there were no life, Nature would still exist. Conclusion: Simply put, I have shown in this one two sentence statement that nature still exists, even without life. Closing Statement: Ok, so I woke up today. I was really tired, and thought to myself, “no, I’m heading right back to bed after I drop off some stuff to work!!”. To some degree, I felt really bad because I had been working REALLY hard on waking up early, and exercising. So I was on the road, thinking about how I was going to break my awesome record of proper sleep scheduling. Suddenly I realized I wasn’t tired! Praise the High Unitome Above!! Once I dropped off my stuff, I went to the gym. Suddenly I realized! It was the fourth day! And I’m doing a Five-Day Split, meaning this was my day off! But alas, it is still 7-day cardio. But I thought, hey I can skip just once. Of course, that’s terrible reasoning, and not one that should be maintained. However it wasn’t the worst of it. I decided to head instead to.. McDonalds. I know, shame on me. But THAT wasn’t the worst part! I got distracted looking to see if there was incoming traffic as I was turning left of Green. Do you know what I missed? A Cop car. with it’s lights on. I cut off a cop car with it’s lights on. Luckily, I just got a really mean look, and survived unticketed. Afterwords I came back home. So, I was thinking of a fanfiction. Anyone wanna sign up? I’m trying to get Imabench to collaborate with it. He seems to think it will do good, but I haven’t got a yes from him yet. If you wanna sign up (I get full use of your name to be any character I want.), just PM me! It’s a sci-fi, taking place in a galaxy 10 billion light years away! Don’t worry, I’ve explained it all in the story ;) Vi Spex will be some guy driven insane due to centuries of cryogenic stasis where some fault had developed. Yeah. It will be awesome. Ya’ll should read it. It’s going to be frikkin AWESOME! Ok, so I had the greatest dream ev… damn I forgot it…… Ok, different story then.. Yesterday I was at work, whe.. I REMEMBER IT!! So I was sitting there (in-dream) in my apartment. Suddenly my mom’s there, with my brother, and they’re packing everything up!! I’m sitting there like “WHAT THE HELL!!!” Donald says, “Well we’re moving. Heading to a new apartment”. I’m not quite sure what to think. I try to stop him. Who is HE to decide we’re moving. I mean, really!?!? Suddenly the landlords in. And she’s finding all these things wrong with the apartment, and I’m still there trying to figure out what’s going on. In the end, I get everyone out, and I’m pissed. I decide I’m never talking to mom or Donald EVER AGAIN! Well suddenly Dream version of me develops monophobia, and begins freaking out. End of story. I woke up. Almost punched Donnie. Then I realized he wasn’t there. He was in the living room. I was about to punch a version on him that I was seeing while in the half-dream half-awake stage you fall into if you don’t get out of bed fast enough. Ok, so my tournament is going great!! 10 members already! If you want to sign up, just go to the link! :http://www.debate.org... It’s basically what it says! It’s about controversy. You have to come up with a controversial debate, and you must debate the hell out of it. Also, no pseudo-controversial topics, and no topics that are so beaten into the ground that our descendants will be mining them for coal to drop on the flames(wars)! Ok, so I’m about to head to work. I’m a chef. I basically make peoples food. I’m the inspiration for a “DDO’s The Kitchen” character, and I’m a big aid in coming up with things, because I.. you know, work in a kitchen. I’ve been doing the Oven section of the line lately (the top of the kitchens line.), and I have been getting a hell of alot of practice in these past few days. So many people coming in, I thought I would drown in tickets. But I survived. Took all the advice the boss had given me in the past, and thrived. Not many people say their boss’s advice actually works. Oh, here’s a fun fact, if you go to a kitchen with an 8-top (a table top of 8 people) 15 minutes to close, they will probably accept you in. You will probably die if you eat the food though. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise. Theoretically. Also, screw vegans! Do you know what it’s like getting an order ready for them!?!? EVERYTHING HAS MEAT IN IT! Well, mostly everything. You know what the worst god-damned thing in the kitchen is? Pasta Con Piselli! Best thing? Spaghetti. If you order a spaghetti, you may get it in like 30 seconds. It is seriously nothing more then putting some red sauce into a pan, and heating it up (10 seconds is long enough), while some pasta sits in the water to get all ready (20 seconds at most). Drop the pasta in, toss it, then plate it. Put some hot red sauce on top, and ship it. Pasta Con Piselli is actually tied for worst. I. Hate. Pasta Primavera. Well, either how, I’m off. Thanks for listening, and as always, Vote Con. Sources: America. ==Unitomic==