Cate vs Doge

Arguments Regarding the Definition of Doge (and Cate)Note: My opponent does not have a picture of doge as her profile picture currently. To see proof of this, go to my album and look at "Evidence."Since I did not specify the definition of doge in the acceptance round, the definition is certainly up for debate. What I propose as the definition of doge for this debate is "A meme of the dog known as 'Doge" that has become very popular on the Internet" according to Urban Dictionary's 5th definition. Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com... Now there are a few reasons to choose this definition over the Merriam Webster's Dictionary. The debate's category is funny which can be looking near the top of this page at the debate settings in "Category." This implies that the debate is supposed to be humorous. Memes are "a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users." which can be found by Google searching "meme definition" and it will appear at the top of the page. Since memes are humorous, assuming doge as being a meme would be much more safe than the other common definition of Doge which is "the chief magistrate of Venice or Genoa" according to a Google search of "doge definition" and it will appear at the top of the page. Also in a debate, you can typically expect that the 2 sides of the argument will relate in some way. If we do a Google search of "cate definition" we find that it is "a choice food; a delicacy" near the top of the page. When we compare the two Merriam Webster definitions of Doge and Cate, we find almost no similarities between the two. The debate wouldn't make sense. If we use the Urban Dictionary for the definition, the debate becomes much more understandable. At the time I made this debate, my profile picture was that of Cate according to the Urban Dictionary. Evidence for this can be seen by checking the last time I changed my profile picture, which was before this debate was even created. By using this picture, it implies that the intended definition of Cate and Doge was that of the urban dictionary. Cate and Doge were capitalized in Round 1 also. This is not a grammatical mistake. There are no other grammatical mistakes in Round 1. They were names thus making them capitalized. If Cate was just a delicacy, then it shouldn't have been capitalized in this sentence from Round 1: "Doge is better than Cate." All of this put together, the evidence is clear the definition of Doge is what the Urban Dictionary says. This is:Doge- A meme of the dog known as 'Doge" that has become very popular on the internetWe can derive the definition of Cate from Doge's definition. It would be:Cate- A meme of the cat known as "Cate" that has become very popular on the InternetYour profile picture is not Doge. You have broken Rule #1.Argument as to why Cate is better than DogeThis is not needed since my opponent has already broken the rules, however I will continue on with my brief argument as to why Cate is better. This picture shows that Cate is capable of using high tech laser guided missile launching systems making Cate incredibly advanced and intelligent. s://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...; alt="" width="236" height="328" />Here we see the results of a fight between Cate and several Doges. Cate was able to overpower and twist them into donut shapes. Cate is far more powerful. Here we see Cate ride a fire breathing unicorn holding a golden gun with a rainbow and Mario's castle in the background. This reaches new levels of epicness that Doge has never achieved. I rest my case.Response to my Opponent's Request (This is NOT a rebuttal)"I ask my opponent to have the profile picture of Cate because it is unfair for me to have to have a profile picture yet my opponent does not. This restricts my freedom on DDO and I ask that they remove this rule or comply with it as well."No. My response does not imply that I accept any presumption made in this request. This was a loaded question or "request."