The Number Zero is the Most Dangerous Threat to the Numbers World

My thanks to 9spaceking for an... interesting argument. It is truly an amazing piece of fiction. One obviously written by the loser to make it look like they were the victors.My argument is based on the ancient numerical codex known as "Math" which while written in strange script details the inevitable doom of any opponent of the great INIFINTIY.It first detailed the arrival of the strange number 0.Originally numbers were different living is peaceful co-existence with one another and did not look like they did now. They shared their existence with the alphabet using native letters like I, V, X, L, C, & M. Zero didn't exist as we know it today. It used to go by the name Omicron and had a rather pedestrian value of seventy. [1] It used to be rounder and fuller. Then one day it grew in hatred of other numbers and grew skinnier and more menacing. Soon its hatred of other numbers wouldn't let it interact with other number and when it would be added or subtracted nothing would happen. This changed all of numbers forever. Out of fear, the numbers separated themselves from the letters in vain hope that zero would not follow. However, zero followed the others to these strange new symbols becoming of one of the only ten numerical symbols. Even worse, zero could hide in other numbers like 10 or 402. Ultimately this resulted in zero eventually releasing its ultimate plan of destruction on other numbers the 'x' attack. This could destroy any other number reducing it to merely another 0. The other numbers realized that something had to be done about zero. So one day the number 1 jumped onto zero attacking and thereby summoning the attention of the great and powerful Infinity as was so recorded: Once INFINITY arrived nothing could stop it. Unlike zero, this unstoppable behemoth didn't hide in other numbers, it obliterated numbers! When the other numbers would attack INFINITY they found that it was useless it left no numbers behind and no change in INFINITY: It was theorized that if they could get one to jump onto INFINITY in the same way as it did zero that they could return zero to prominence (zero is at least still a number that could be affected). Lamentably INFINITY is just that - infinite, and 1 could never get on top to make the attack.Now it was thought that zero could do its 'x' attack on INFINITY to nullify it. The great codex records that the great strategy was to use l'Hopital's rule to have zero attack infinity and they were sure that zero would prevail over INFINITY! [2]However, there was one major flaw - Hopital is French for Hospital. They had to lure INFINITY into a hospital in order for this to work. INFINITY, being knowledgeable that the hospital is its only weakness, never goes to the hospital because even if half of INFINITY would die due to illness it would still remain infinite: Thus zero times infinity is forever undefined because INFINITY is too clever to ever permit this to happen.INFINITY destroys zero like any other number: Unlike zero, which leaves other zero numbers behind, infinity leaves no number remaining it completely wipes all numbers away leaving the number world completely devastated. Thus infinity is clearly a much greater threat to the world of numbers than is zero, who is not much more than a minor threat. Beware the INFINITY written of in the great Math codex!∞[1] http://www.mlahanas.de... [2] http://www.math.oregonstate.edu...