Ultimate Team War III

"1. Yugi possesses a deck of many creatures, each of which could act as a standalone team member. My opponent has far too many team members. Because of this, Yugi cannot be allowed to use his deck." The deck is like the Borg cube. One Borg could be a team member. If Yugi's deck isn't allowed, then the Borg cube isn't allowed. The Borg cube is obviously allowed. Therefore, Yugi's deck is allowed. "2. The Egyptian God cards have unlimited powers, if only for a brief period." Only Obelisk. It only lasts him the duration of one attack. He can destroy an entire city in this one attack, but a decent magical defense will stop the attack. It can just get by ordinary defenses. "3. The limits to Ganondorf's powers are unknown, and there is therefore no way to overpower him. He is immortal, but I accept my opponent's defeat-instead-of-kill clause." He can destroy Hyrule Castle with his attacks. That's the limit, I guess. "Cable places a forcefield around Metallo, protecting Superman. Though Metallo might or might not (probably not) be able to escape, it will give Superman ample time to incapacitate one or more members of Team Con by using one of my victory strategies." Well, I'd have to hear your victory strategies. "Protection Strategy 2: Run and Kill Superman can move very quickly, and can easily escape Metallo's reach. Metallo is then incapacitated by one of Team Pro." That's very vague. "Protection Strategy 3: Assimilation If Superman is assimilated into the Borg collective, he will gain the ability to adapt very quickly. He can then adapt to kryptonite, eliminating his weakness." Snap. "1. Assimilate any of Yugi, Ganondorf, Link or Metallo. (Magneto can use his control over metal to prevent the nanoprobe from infecting him.)" Yugi has the Millennium Puzzle, so Yami Yugi prevents him from making mistakes. This may or may not count as superhuman willpower. Ganondorf has the Triforce of Power. He has more than superhuman willpower. He has godly willpower. Link has the Triforce of Courage. He has godly willpower. Metallo already is a cyborg. Besides, Magneto can uses magnetic powers to save all of them from assimilation, and he can even use his magnetic powers to hold Link, Yugi, and Metallo back, while Ganondorf has his godly willpower to save him. "2. Assimilate everyone on earth, then overwhelm Team Con with a gigantic army of seven billion Borg drones." How long would this take? "1. Get inside a computer which Metallo touches, then take over Metallo. But how? Wonder Woman, Durandal, the Borg Queen or Cable could use their intelligence to trick Metallo into touching the computer. Or Wonder Woman or Cable could force Metallo to touch it." Metallo isn't a computer. He has a brain. "2. With his vast intelligence, he tricks Team Con into doing something stupid leading to their death. Magneto may be too smart, but the others are pretty hopeless against Durandal's genius." Perhaps they realize, "Hey, wait a minute! Durandal is on the other side. Why would I even listen to what he has to say?" "1. Kill Yugi, Ganondorf, Link or Magneto by being epic. Because Superman – he's epic." Yugi could first defend himself with his deck of cards. Ganondorf could transform into Flamin' Head Ganondorf and attack Superman. Link could use the Fused Shadow to morph into a crazy monster and attack Superman. Magneto could easily create a magnetic force field to protect all of Team CON from Superman. "1. Easily incapacitate Yugi or Link, since they are easy to kill." You ignore Yugi's deck of cards. How, exactly, do you propose on killing Link? "3. Mind control a member of Team Con (besides Magneto; he has the anti-mind control helmet) and use that team member to attack another team member. One of them will die eventually. Repeat this process until only one person is left, who can be killed by Team Pro ganging up on him." You forget that Ganondorf is also capable of puppetry, and Yugi can use both Brain Control and Change of Heart. Furthermore, mind-controlling Yugi doesn't help, because he has two minds. "1. Easily incapacitate Yugi or Link." Yugi has his cards. Link is also skilled with weapons. How do you propose on defeating him? "2. Use Lasso of Truth to determine an easy way to defeat Metallo or Ganondorf." There is no easy way. Oh, and Ganondorf needs the Master Sword used on him to be defeated. No other sword will do. "3. Defeat Metallo with superior strength and agility." Metallo could add the Borg Cube to his body. He could then swing the Borg Cube around and crush Wonder Woman. "4. Defeat Magneto by . . . I don't know . . . stabbing him or something. With a wooden blade. Yeah." A magnetic forcefield protects him from a wooden blade. Furthermore, Wonder Woman's outfit is made of metal. Yeah. Now, for my strategies against the Borg Cube: 1. Yugi uses the Millennium Puzzle to enshroud himself, Team CON, and the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm. a. Here, Magneto manipulates magnetic fields to drag one Borg out of the cube and in front of Yugi. Yugi then activates a trap card, Chain Destruction. Because a Borg was just summoned in front of Yugi, it automatically destroys all of the Borgs in the Borg Cube. Victory. b. Yugi summons Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl, then plays Ragnarok, resulting in every single one of his monsters coming out to attack and destroy the Borg Cube. 2. Yugi traps himself and the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm, then plays Dark Hole, creating a black hole in the center of the Borg Cube, eliminating it. 3. Yugi uses Brain Control on the Borg Queen. He now controls the entire Borg Cube. He summons the Winged Dragon of Ra, and uses its ability to sacrifice the 129,000 Borgs and the Borg Queen to give all of their power to Ra. The Borg Cube is then added to Metallo's body. 4. Magneto rips apart the Borg Cube magnetically, or simply manipulates the cyborg Borgs to bend to his will. 5. Ganondorf throws a bunch of monsters onto the Borg Cube. They invade and attack the Borgs. 6. Ganondorf uses the Borg Queen as a puppet, and then eliminates Team PRO with it using its swarming powers and cannons and whatnot. Strategies against Durandal: Computer programs are destroyable by magnets. [1] Magneto could easily use a magnetic field in the Borg Cube to erase Durandal from existence. Strategies against Cable: Magneto can use magnetic fields to pull Cable apart. As long as he just holds the fields there while Cable is busily repairing himself, which is even harder with constant magnetism, Cable can't do anything. Strategies against Superman: With the Borg Cube in the Shadow Realm, Superman can't join them. Magneto can use magnetic fields to put Metallo anywhere he wants, so Metallo can follow Superman with his Kryptonite powers until he breaks down in Kryptonite exposure. Or, of course, once the Borg Cube is taken care of, Yugi can use Change of Heart to control Superman, and sacrifice Superman to the Winged Dragon of Ra. Strategies against Wonder Woman: Once the Winged Dragon of Ra has Superman's strength, Wonder Woman is no match for the Winged Dragon of Ra. Magneto can manipulate Wonder Woman due to her metallic uniform, so Wonder Woman really can't do anything but be destroyed by the Winged Dragon of Ra. So, Magneto is stalling both Wonder Woman and Cable, and he can drag Metallo around, chasing Superman, and he can disassemble the Borg Cube, and he can erase Durandal. Yugi can use Brain Control or Change of Heart to control anybody and sacrifice them to the Winged Dragon of Ra. Yugi can use Chain Destruction or Dark Hole to destroy all of the Borgs. Metallo can then add the Borg Cube (assuming Chain Destruction was used) to his body. Ganondorf and Link can use the Fused Shadow and godly powers to together take down almost anybody on Team PRO. Yeah, this will be great. 1. http://www.cheathouse.com...