Joke Debate

Li'l Johnny__ 1 Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course not." After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!" 2 There was this little boy who had no name. One day he went outside and heard someone say Jonny. He then tells his mother his first name would be Jonny. The second day he goes outside and hears the name Humper. So, he tells his mother his middle name was going to be Humper. The third day, Jonny goes out and hears the name Harder. Then, he tells his mother his full name shall be Jonny Humper Harder. Jonny goes out one day with handful of cookies. He sees this girl around his age and asks her if she would be willing to take off her shirt for a cookie. The little girls says that she would take off all her close for all of Jonny's cookIes. Jonny gives her the cookies and the girl takes off all her clothes. Hours later, the towns people all run up to them in the middle of the street and they cry,' JONNY HUMPER HARDER'!!! Little Jonny yells,' I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!!!' 3Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." 4 At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sexx education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sexx education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important. " Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f*ck with John Wayne." You might be a redneck if__ 5 You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 6 If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you are shur 'nuff a redneck. 7 You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. 8 More than half of your cars DON'T run. 9 Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her asss. 10 You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Back to you phantom..