It is probable that Adolf Hitler still lives

Prickle-Prickle Chaos 64 3178 YOLD, The Day The Truth Was RevealedSo at least we come upon our final hour. The immanentization of the eschaton is complete. Lo, in precedence, The Truth hath been hidden away. Lo, in precedence, The Truth hath been clouded by clouds that do cloud things. Lo, in precedence, The Truth hath been sodomized. Lo, in precedence, The Truth hath been put in a dirty sock and rubbed frantically upon the fur of a bewildered feline until it did sticketh and the feline did prance off on it's feline duties. Now, my brethren and sisteren and whatever matter of thing ye be, The Truth shall be revealed! It's hiding place shall be shown! It's clouds which do cloud, as they do, shall not do as they do! It's sodomy will become a respected fetish! And that feline shall come home with more socks stuck to it than that manner of which it did leave us!!!"And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and dig the Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing it, spread it and, spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it, lie in it and, lying in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings -- an Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods."-- The Honest Book of Truth, Book of Explanations, Chapter 1, verse 2REVELATIONSI have deemed the word "arguments" inadequate for the title of this section. The statements laid out here do not attempt to persuade, for they have no need to. They are a series of revelations which paint a clear picture about the nature of this debate. Previous rounds were made in the dark. This round is made in the light. It does not scrutinize the possibilities of truth, it reveals the truth and eliminates all other possibility. As such, this can really no longer be called a debate. HARK, HARK, THIS IS NO DEBATE BUT A RELIGIOUS TEXT. The augmentative banter which it has consisted of has merely been a demonstrative metaphor to build an alter upon which the the revelations could be burnt. 1. The Eye of The Pyramid Behold, The Great Pyramid which has been erected. It's bricks are made only of what does not exist. But The Pyramid is whole and real, it tasteth of stale cereal. I revealed to you, in round 2, the bottom of The Pyramid. It is this: HITLER DOES NOT EXIST.I revealed to you, in round 3, the middle of The Pyramid. It is this: MY OPPONENT DOES NOT EXIST.I reveal to you now, in round 4, The Eye of The Pyramid. It is this: NOTHING EXISTS.Now, behold the meaning of this. Those with closed nostrils, let them be filled with the rank stench of my words.For this is the duality of The Things Which Are Not Existing and Nothing Which Is Existing. The Things Which Are Not Existing: For all things are a sum of their parts. And all parts are a sum of our imaginations. The Nothing Which Is Existing: It is not to say that what is is not, but that what is not is. This is Void, the parent of Eris.And the duality becomes clear through this, that the greatest questions of the universe can only be answered correctly with paradoxes. That there are two types of truths in this world, trivial truths which are only true because they are surely the opposite of what is false, and Great Truths which are only true because they are surely the same as what is false. The Eye of The Pyramid is the latter. Let those who understand understand.2. The Holy Quintinity Behold! Our pentagon of non-existence! Hitler, Thett3, FREEDO, the solipsistic reader, and Void. All are one. All are separate. Hitler, the man who never lived. Thett3, the man who cements his own existence through the perceived claim upon the existence of the Hitler persona but is no more than a flickering thought in the non-existent imagination of the man himself. FREEDO, the man who binds the circle; who makes it exist by revealing it's non-existence. The solipsistic reader, who observes the non-existent hodge-podge between his other personas regarding his Hitler persona and becomes tremendously confused. And Void, which does not permit us to think about it except through it's daughter.3. Ralph.There is a guy named Ralph. He actually does exist. But he will never read this holy scripture. He is very fortunate.4. THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS(1) THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS are not actually commandments.(2) It is impossible not to follow THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS(3) The title "THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS" shall always be capitalized.(4) The title "THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS" isn't very creative and you shall create your own title for it.(5) The title you create for THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS shall also be capitalized.(6) All of THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS shall contain the phrase "THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS".(7) You shall never believe anything you read. (8) FREEDO wins all debates, even debates he is not in.(9) Commandment 7 and 8 of THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS are exempted from commandment 6.(10) Nothing is true unless it makes you laugh.....so sayeth THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS.(11) There are only 10 of THE GREAT COMMANDMENTS.5. OH DOE (in response to OH DEAR)~1! Pro does have godlike powers. But Con has goddesslike powers. This applies to all Pros and all Cons in every debate.~2@ What Pro is saying here is that Justin Bieber is actually a man. Could you bring yourself to vote in favor of such a proposition?~3# Ja, ich bin Hitler. Ich hasse den Saft.~4$ Honestly, the Illuminati isn't that bad. We hold a free beer night in the miscellaneous forum.~5% This is a very tender moment for all the ducks of the world. quack~6^ Rick Astley does not exist. No one has ever been rick-rolled before.~7& As Pro pointed out, I hacked his computer. I actually made all of his arguments for him.~8* No one can ever live because Hitler wasn't alive. This is why Eve, in the garden of Eden, is often portrayed as having a Hitleresque mustache in contemporary paintings. ~9( Aw yes, Hitler Goes to Hawaii and Hitler Goes Camping were among my favorite bed-time books as a child. They are not well-sourced though and they were probably written by a racist who smells. So your arguments are on VERY shaky ground, sir. ITZHAITIALLUPINDISSHIT~10) I hear there's a cream for that now.~11- I'd offer you moral support but I am widely regarded as someone with questionable morals.~X+ Twelve does not exist.CONCLUSIONHere is where the waters meet. Here is where the mockingjay comes home to roost. Here is where the glob of processed meat and spices enters the slimy sack of intestinal lining to form a sausage. Here is where the parents barge in on the teenager while he is mercilessly masturbating in front of the computer screen and precedes to look them in the eye and finish like a boss. Here is where I would have put some other random garbage. It all comes down to this. Not whether we find out just how the indiscernible garble present here will fair in the voting booth, but what sort of seed we have planted in the collective sub-conscious of the obscure counter-culture in our corner of the internet world. What is this? What is this feeling? This bizarre empowerment. It tugs at strings in our being that have never been touched before, violently ripping us of any philosophical virginity. What is it?! What iiiisss iiiitttt??!! Where Con had given you the itch before, a physical sensation, receive now something much different. Feel your soul during about inside you, finally awake and aching from having rest in the same position for so long. You are now unsteady. You are now falling off the edge. You are now insane. You are now filled with complete and absolute doubt on all matters except one. And that is that Hitler never existed. Somehow this twisted mishmash of ideas manifests itself in that idea. This is....this is....THIS IS!!!!....THE NEWER WORLD ORDER.THE END