I am a chair and you are a bench

His 11 points1) "Do you therefore accept you are God!!!"Nope, I told you he lives in Texas :)2) "Well you can be the Virgin God. No problem"QUIT WRECKING MY REPUTATION MAN!!!!! Fine there DDO now you know, Im a virgin..... Im not a Virgin God though because the title of "Virgin God" belongs to the biggest virgin in the world, and that would be Justin Bieber3) "According to how sexist the bible, and therefore God, are, and all the evidence that supports being male."Whoa whoa whoa, I said that God acts female and can be female, I never said that hes sexist. That is bad conduct Pro, NO.......... NO.......... You Dont Do That!......... Now go to your room4) "God could not be a 'chick'. A chick is the offspring of a chicken"Let me rephrase then, God could be a woman5) "I am talking about the little Asian boys you can buy on the Internet for personal pleasures. My favourite is some good, prime Taiwanese meat, if you know what I mean"Note to self, keep Imabench away from the Tiawanese meat I bought at PF Changs....6) "That must be a false God, as you are the only true God"I once again refer to my 36 losses as proof that I am not God, I am ranked 19th overall in total losses actually,http://www.debate.org...7) "SORRY! I meant to say that God bangs chicks all night every night and you do too"HOW DARE YOU, I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH BABY CHICKENS AT ALL. Sick mother f*cker......8) "He is mentally retarded and lying"Do you have any proof that he is mentally retarded? I for one am certain that God is a man of wisdom and kindness so You better have some proof showing otherwise....9) "You agree with this. Therefore you agree you are god."I agree with the 69 position only because that is the greatest freedom of speech you or a woman could ever get..... 10) "I will define the word for you incase you are a special child like myself"HEY, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY. I AM NOT............. A CHILD............ Imabench ;D"A bench during the day is a place for happy families to sit. At night it is a place for hobos who need some sleep, sex with crackwhores and to spew on."Yeah thats my brother though not me..... I am a bench but I am not similar to every other bench out there....========================================================================================================================================================My 11 points1) "Your profile pic is Jack sparrow. Is that to say your not a bench? I like koalas, and their tasty, tasty meat."I am a human whose last name is Bench who is using this as my profile picture, unless youre last name happens to be Narwhal and you like eating Koala bears (unlikely) then this is a moot point2) "You get your 'a**' kicked because an ant is easy to accidentally kick."No I was referring to A-s-s, but with the language barrier I just abbreviate it like that since people usually get what it says. Wait a second how the f*ck is it easy to kick an ant???3) "Those ladies were brought up in Mexico. Sh!t goes down in Mexico, if you know what I mean. In case you don't, they had their lady parts filled with cement so they cant help it"I WISH that the Jonas Brothers had cement shoved up their vagina's but sadly Mexico is too poor to afford cement. 4) "tits look nice"Well im not going to dispute that but this point shows how I am not God since the Quantum Cosmological Differentiation summarizes how the supposed conflict between early neolithic polytheist religious beliefs combined with the eventual evolution to a monotheistic one at a time preceding the scientific advances of the Morphological age of humanity... 5) "Narwhals descended from unicorns, before they were wiped out by the black leprocons in the Babushka war of 1996. Obviously."You answered the question correctly..... F*ck6) " You and Obama............. ARE BROTHERS!!!"No we are not! I was born in Florida he was born in Kenya (allegedly)!!!!7) "You are God. You can change the bible" I am not God and I cannot change the Bible...... I tried to believe me but the Catholic Church refused to take that part about Gay Marriage being a sin out which is horse sh*t....8) "I read that on a condom packet. What? You dont know they have facts on them? I'm not surprised"I did know that, I like to make Condom balloons all the time and then give them to my little Brother to show Dad what he made, he always laughs his a** off even though my mom gets pissed ;D9) "I am not a chair by name or anything else": Your name on DDO is imachair: You are on DDO: You are referred to as imachair: Thus your name is chair10) " I will fvck #11 if you want me to. Who is she? It better not be a he..."Its a box of Tiawanese Chicken from P.F. Changs.....========================================================================================================================================================Con's extra arguments1) "I am a narwhal because I bacon at midnight"Pics or it didnt happen2) "Your pic is of Jack Sparrow. You must obviously be that deranged pirate, and not a bench"No, I only look up to a deranged pirate as a role model for when I troll noobs ;D3) "George Clooney" Pics or it didnt happen4) "God can work miracles. I heard you once got a girl to kiss you O.o"Getting a girl hammered isnt a "miracle" Its Florida it happens all the time....5) "I have a long, sharp stick coming out of my forehead"Pics or it didnt happen6) "I have the appearance of a Narwhal"Pics or it didnt happen7) "Check out Marijuana Bandaids on youtube (the old tv ad). It supports my arguement"ADVERTISING ON DDO IS FROWNED UPON 8) "6 is divisable by 3. COINCIDINCE? I think not. You are God"Math never solves anything....========================================================================================================================================================