God is a serial Killer and enjoys hot chocolate

Well, you got it out of me, I'm gay. Now I'm Bi. Polar that is. But seriously folks, global warming is killing our beloved moon. Now I know exactly what your thinking: "Mr. FalseReality, I just first want to say your incredibly dashing and charming, and all the ladies like to rub your feet. Now that thats been established, I thought Al Gore said global warming only effects the earth! What madness is this of which you speak?" Well, poor, uneducated, and less good looking reader, let me tell you the truth. Al Gore lied to you. He's only tring to destroy our wasteful habits that we all know and love. So keep driving your gas guzzling trucks, leave the water running, what the hell, keep the refrigerator door ajar. Here's the truth behind what we call "The big G W". Millions of years ago, when an indepedant political party system still ruled the earth, a giant asteriod scientist now call Alfonso crashed into earth, killing off all free thinkers. We now know that any of them that did survive have evolved into either Baluga whales or members of the Green Party. But for hundreds of years, the political spectrum remained desolate, until two groups arose from the ashes. The first was the Republicans. Egotistical war mongers who don't trust or care about anyone except them and their pocket books. Then there were the Democrats. To passive to get anything done, and always changing with the whims of the masses. For billions of years, these two clashed in a brawl historians now call "the Giant, Lengthy, and Bloody Fist Fight of 2004". The democrats were losing, many expect because they didn't have God on their side, but those of us who were there know it was because of the baklavah. Then they thought of a strategy: Get someone to piss off the GOP enough to make them especially wastful with resources, clouding the sky with smog so that gamma rays would stay in the atmosphere killing off their enemies in flames of hellfire. Thus, an Inconvinient Truth was born. The plan worked perfectly except for one thing: thats not how physics works. Rather than keeping the radiation in, in bounced it back off, burning the moon like an ant under a microscope. They failed to remember one thing: Democrats gain their power from the moon. When both sides figured out what was happening it was too late, but they did resolve their differences. Both realized that niether could win this feud. So they agreed that Republicans could have as many guns and magnetic "support our troops" ribbons as they want, if the Democrats could control most of the news media, except FOX. So you can clearly see through historical FACTS that God indeed does not love hot chocolate. Hot Chocolate needs heat to survive duh so God made these two creatures create a smoggy hell which made the heat radiate onto the moon. By blocking the Earth from its only heat source, he's profoundly and inadvertantly stated that he does not like hot, thereby, hot chocolate. I base all this information on absolutly nothing, exceot my faith, which if you doubt it makes you a bigot. SO either believe it, or burn in the fiery lake. Your choice. Now then, a basic scientific principal is that nothing is fact. Everything is theory. This means gravity is not fact. Tomarrow, something could easily change that makes the world push out, causing us to all suffocate in space. Apples could taste like oragnges, and oranges could taste like pears, and pears would taste the same. Now what happened to the apples? Their gone, like that! What can you do about it? Its out of your control. Now imagine everything you once knew to be fact to be non existant. Left is West, Right is down, Up is in between, and down is nowhere. Cats are dogs, and dogs are marriage councilors. Your hands are on your feet and your feet are demanding equal rights with White people. You have no hair but your hair has yous. All of this, while improbable is not impossible, ifn fact it is very much a reality, especially if there are alternate universes. This is a very complex theorum first expressed by William James as the multiverse. What it expresses is that there are an infinite number of universes for every possible event that could ever take place ever. Meaning Hitler won, I am a serial killer, John James of Milwake ate a Pop Tart rather than Rasin Bran, Stop Signs are green, and Goldfish rule with an Iron fist. Supposing this is true, it would mean no one 'fact' could ever be true, as there is most definitly a counter to that rule. SUpposing this is true, it means that no matter what I or any one else says we are both lying and telling the truth. You are not right nor wrong. You can't ever know yourself because you can't even meet yourself, and if you could, would you really like it? Think about it. I have been the President of every single country in the world, I run New York, I've been convicted of every single law in existance, I've died any number of times, I killed thousands, I am a woman. And thats just a few of the me's out there. Then theres you, and the next person you see, and the next and next and next and next etc. Now, if your still reading this I would like you to re-read my hiaku but only the first letters. Its an anagram. My next request for this test to see if people actually pay attention to what goes on on this site is to give a brief review on what you think of this phrase: a face in a cloud, no trace in the crowd. Early Victorian Architects described the Vatican as having Unique Qualities only attributed to the most glorious of foundations. Upon closer examination, one can trully see the complexity of the residency of Popes. Further information is being gathered o the site, and one can noly guess at how many secrets the small city still holds to this day. Breaking news: Susy, as mentioned in the first round, cannot be found, if you see her, tell her that Logical Master hates her, and that she owes Jim Stewart 7 dollars for that bet in March. Thanks Guys, your doing work. RANDOM WORD TIME: Small sun half sugar between proverb name green lists happy Oliver may beach kill fabulous extrodinary quiz despicable violin up town which jam umbrella foible fact house love goose can believe make king living quickly guy Moses vendetta join quarry wealth evacuate remember tell yummy uber internal opium prominate accept system demon forecloseur grapple hardy Jackson kick lumbar zucchini xanthospermous cancel variety begin now mandible. I can't imagine a better waste of your time than to continue reading this. What have you really learned? Anything? No, this is nonsence. I'm debating about god not liking hot chocolate and only briefly ever stated that god is a serial killer. What utter uselessness! Why are you just sitting there nerd! DO SOMETHING! Live your life a little huh? How long do you think you have to live? Your never going to be remembered in history anyway, you know that right? How many zillions of people do you think have existed, and how many do you really know about? 93 by name, maybe 37 by what they actually did. How many adverage people do you read about in the history books eh? Any? None. Maybe you here about how they lived, and thats all we're ever going to be in human rememberance. A brief summary for 4th grade students. They were fat, lazy, and used up our resources, sending the world into a mass black out until someone wised up and did something about it. Thats our sentence. Thats all anyone in the future will need to know about the 21st century, because whats really happened in the last 40 years? Some useless wars everyone complains about, and the latest fad: environmentalism. How long do you think we'll ride this pony? 10 years? This is our Cold War. Fear of something thats out of our control, thinking we can do something to help stop the inevitable, when in accuality we make it worse. Find the Navidson Record. In the true scope of things, we're fighting a loosing battle. Unless we find a way off Earth we're dead. God ain't a serial killer.