Royalpaladin should be made into jerky (full resolution inside debate)

We shall jump right into this, since it is a very serious matter. Throughout Debate. org's history, there have been people like Royalpaladin. Females who like to make threads about personal things. These threads that she has made can be about pretty much anything. From topics complementing herself (1), or her real life crushes (2). These threads usually get plenty of attention from members of all ages, races, and religions. She has also made threads about rating what other members look like, demanding that they post their own pictures for her approval (3). She flirts with some fellows online, such as members Thett, Mestari, airmax, ect… (4) Now we all know some people worship Royalpaladin on Debate. org, but wouldn't it be better to eat her? Lately, Royalpaladin has been apart of lots of controversy. If you wish to read the full argument, you may observe it here. (5) For the sake of a good debate, I will not get into details. I am sure that it would completely ruin the main point of this topic. Now, she has many people upset. Some demanded her death! However, I can't prove this due to privacy policy on DDO. So ignore that part. Royalpaladin has made people very mad, therefore making other's blood pressure rise. Studies have shown that high blood pressure can be a major health risk. (6) Not only can you die of a heart attack, but it can cause your brain to go crazy. If everyone's brains are being negatively affected by one source, would it not be better to eliminate the problem? Debating is good, however arguing like this can severely hurt us. Many of us have families that we need to provide for. How will they survive if we die of a stroke? And how horrible the funeral would be! Can you imagine the preacher explaining to the crowed, that we died over one person on a debate site? No, this must be stopped. Not only can Royalpaladin hurt us physically, but what about the guys she flirts with? What if one day she flirts with someone who really thinks she is being serious? She has admitted to playing around with five members already, what happens when jealousy starts to settle in? Take airmax for instance. He was in the spotlight with Royalpaladin for a few days before she moved on to another prey. How can he just take that? The mental abuse may push him over the edge! What if he can't handle it and decides to become a serial killer? What if he becomes crazy and wants to physically harm others like so many before him? (7) So many possibilities, letting the girl live is way to dangerous. But what about the morals you ask? Would it be wrong to kill her? Well simply put the answer is no. Yes killing her will be sad; I myself can be somewhat fond of her. However, I never said anything about it having to be painful. She can be shocked so quickly that she won't feel a thing. Or we could give her a painless poison. Although she won't be completely willing to die, she may be more understanding than the average person since she admitted to being okay with abortion of a two year old. (8) In a case of morality, it is really a matter of which evil outweighs the other evil. Killing Royalpaladin may seem quite bad, but what if she could bring so much more pleasure than when she was alive? Imagine turning her into yummy human jerky! Many members of debate. org could have a wonderful party while chewing on her fingers, arms, stomach, ect… She claims to be Indian, so I am sure she is already filled with wonderful herbs and spices. We all need the protein to help our muscles grow, and brains think. With Royalpaladin in our stomach, we could always have her with us without the problem of her arguments. Her body fats will go into our arteries, so those in love with her will always have her in their hearts! This is a wonderful idea! Also, many members want to meet each other and have a debate. org party in real life. However no one has a good enough reason to. But with Royalpaladin Jerky, we would all have an excuse to meet and eat. Everyone will want a bite of the girl. Just imagine being around a large table, everyone enjoying themselves as you take a nice large bite out of Royalpaladin's hot steamy leg. We can even get some of KFC's herbs and spices and sprinkle it all over her body. Some people will argue that eating human is bad for your health. My answer is, so? Even if it is (which it probably isn't, look up cannibal tribes) eating Royalpaladin would outweigh the health influence. Alcohol is not good for you, does that mean it is wrong to drink it? It would be much better if we all had a yummy chunk of Royalpaladin in our mouths, oil dribbling down our chins. Yum! It will allow me to prove myself not a sexist by preparing her myself. I will put some of her own skin on a sandwich thereby honoring her memory. So, let Royalpaladin live and we have mass suicide, killings, and rising blood pressure. Let her be eaten means happiness and a debate. org party. These are the wonderful reasons why Royalpaladin should be killed, made into Beef Jerky, and served to Debate. org members. I would like to thank my opponent for this debate. Sources: (1) . http://www.debate.org... (2) . http://www.debate.org... (3) . http://www.debate.org... (4) . http://www.debate.org... (5) . http://www.debate.org... (6) . http://www.mayoclinic.com... (7) . http://fox13now.com... (8) . http://www.debate.org...