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Hello America. What you are about to read will blow your minds off figuratively and/or literally. Please enjoy what is about to be the next 69 seconds or minutes of your life depending on your wpm speed. Thank you. PS: read this out loud with a funny accent. Its ok if u no like dis. Im jus bored. Imma speaketh my mind. dats all. also sing the parodies if u know how da song gos like. Pencil=weenee B=female dog D=pencil I was walking down da street one day. imma be talkin witha me homie. I say my mom is going to be B here in bout 10 min. I made a blck dood laugh sopa hard that he farted. I farted one time when i went to outer space. My farts are so dope that it can be smelled from outer space. The difference betweeen a Jew and pizza is that pizza doesnt scream when you shouve it into a n oven. Black people are good at basketball because of hard work and dedication. The diff. between michael jackson and a grocery bag is that a GB carries things while MJ rapes lil kids. With You by Chris Brown "Farts all ova da worl tonight, imma fart all ova da worl tonite. Hey little B, yes u a B "B!, my grandad say,"B is fo B!" and isay da F? "had a debate with shanko69 on whether Mr.Z is a B and not a D. Check it out and vote. Also i had a debate whether dope is a funnier word to say than lame that i had with chubchubpenguin. Check that out to and vote. Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars Dat B, Dat B, makes the world smell so F bad, she munches, she crunches, it sounds like a velociraptor, She so ugly. I can tell her evry day. I no i no ino that she just aint the same. She crazy cuz she dumb but dats ok. Wen she talk to me i say i look ok den i say... wen i see yo face, theres evrything that i would change, cuz girl u farted, so many times. and when u smile, da cars will slow down for a while... I was walkin down da street with me homie. I tella him, this B be like I suckajoo. I say da F you Bin bout N(gold coast). i say imma beat u up N. But she G(happy) and i be like ef dat too. So i went to a hobo and he gave me money, i went to that hobo, and he gave me food, and then i farted on all of dem. Then i say, o yea im da boob. 69 What Makes You Beautiful You gotta stop, farting so loud, ur atomic nukes smell like FFF, i dont no y, ur being G, jus da way dat you are is too mu-u-uch. Evryboedy else in da room can smell it. EVryone but you. Baby u stink up dis room like nobody else, just lift 1 leg up and its too much, ur gas just kills evryone, you dont know-o-o, that your farts kills people. if only u smell wat we can smell, im talking bout when u caused the atiomic bomb, you nuked hiroshima now the U.S. is next, you dont no-o-o, that ur farts kill people o-o-o, ur noxious fumes are terrible. Dope,fart,pimp, r my favrite words to say all day long esp. B.(accent heavily on the B in B) Ima B ima B ima ima ima B. Im Bobsagits, and i approve dis message. WE ARE YOUNGGGGGG> SO LETS SET DIS WORLD ON FIREEEE. Im on fireee. 69 We Are Young we are young. so lets play some minecraft, blow the world with TNT, and live our lives, tonight 69 NoW in epic mode. Supa speed N time. Shout out time. No fixing errors. Jus supa N type. RDY? GO! I was walking down da street one afternooon and i saww dis drunkerd that i just wanted to punch and beat down to him so hardcore. i kicd his nbutt so hard that i fatrted to the univesr on worlds end dat it dies so crazy and wild that i cause the nuclear disaster of the whole wide world that i peed i. IM FATQ i said. i am fat as i ate the cakes that it was shoved thru the door. Mine blown knowledge rite there i said to my N that i just F the wacko clown named teemo. he in da hood. Im a hmomie I say to meself. I mma make no error in dis dope time fart thing water biagra. Im choillin with my hood .i typin dis dang. i gtg . now .So cya dis world. Thank you for those who took their time to read dis awesome randomness of random. Gold Bless America. Oh wait. CRAP! Oh my god, im an atheist. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!SS