my milkshake is better than yours

AW HELL NO, you just didn't say your milkshakes are better than mine again! Let's talk about dis scientific evidence. My opponent claims I am using contrarian science which, in fact, has more of a consensus towards her side. This is not the case. In fact, dairygirl was able to achieve some consensus in the political literature using her political clout. Indeed, she was president for one term running on her milkshake popularity. However, her opponent, Mrs. Miller, wasnt much competition [1]. The fact that Mrs. Miller also made a milkshake claim, and got 49.9% of the popular vote, shows that dairygirl is only slightly above an old fat lady's attractivness. Miller did beat you in the sing off, which is sad. With the win of the election, she gained influence and monetary power. She corrupted journals, she corrupted the EPA (publishing the "dairygirls milkshake sexiness" article twice a year), and paid off dissenters. However, your clout has decreased as you have spent a significant amount of your influence already. In fact, a recent literature review has stated the amount of skeptics about your milkshake attractivness has risen fro 3% to 40% [2]. Further, the question as to how many people can be brought to the yard is the true question. The opinion of the people, not the scientists, is what truly matters. And as stated, a worldwide poll suggests that I am much more fabulous and that my yard reigns supreme. The American Medical Association argues, "as dairygirl went through stress, having to invade Iran, in her term, and still recieves hate mail from people who her reckless orders harmed, her attractivness has increased, she looks sickly and unattractive, 16kadams looks young, sprung, and is a huge hunk" [3]. Further, the consensus science never was able to account for the men in your yard before you began your claim to milkshakes and, therefore, relies upon false statistics. Everybody likes me now, k gurl?Yeah this gurl doesnt understand the want them to thing I posted. I mean look at Peter, he is getting guys to his yard but he doesn't want them there, but they want to be there. The people chilln' in my yard are there because they want me. I have hired guards to protect me, sadly, even those have become corrupted and I had to throw them outside. Their will is so strong, I will soon be devoured due to my attractivness. You, on the other hand, dont have a fence and leave your door open because you want them to come in. Ha, desperateeeeeeeeeeeee. You beg for them to come to you, I beg them to leave. BurnnnnnnnnnnnnnPokemon is a good argument hoe! I not only attract the good looking ones, but I am able to get all the Nerds to come to me too. My pokemon cards bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, do you wanna trade cards, hell yeah, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade but not my charizard. See, I have milkshakes and 12 year old powers. I am well rounded. gg no reEw, you offer free items? Ha. Everyone who has viewed this debate has recieved a bank notice. Oh, you owe me 1,000 bucks now. This is the only way I can leave my house--if I leave, I get attacked by loving fans--I need economic incentive to debate noobs in the milkshake world like you. Even the Kardashians pay me money. Who pays you? Well, the Obese society. MY MILKSHAKES ARE THE ONLY MILKSHAKES 1. http://www.youtube.com...;(see top)2. Thett3, "A survey of top scientists: Is Dairygirl's appeal on the rise... or on the fall", Journal of Milkshake, Yards, and Boys, 2014.3. AMA meeting which obviously happened