Ultimate Team War - Ender's Game

Thank you for posting, tkubok. My goal is now to get the lightning rod to not interfere with my attacks. There are many ways in which I can do this. One, Link can use the Gale Boomerang [1] to dislodge the lightning rod from the wall, and place it onto Magnezone. If the lightning rod is physically and magnetically attached to Magnezone, then it will not interfere with the Shock Wave, but rather extend it. Two, Kirby could get rid of his UFO ability and eat the lightning rod. Therefore, the lightning rod will not interfere with my plans at all. Now, as Team CON exits the portal, they'll be attacked on four sides by Signal Beam (or Shock Wave, should the lightning rod plan work), UFO Wave Cannon, Bomb Arrow, and Sleepy Sheep [2]. My opponent plans to neutralize Kirby by having Peter spin him with telekinesis. My opponent plans to neutralize Link by having Ozzy snatch the arrow. However, the Signal Beam will get through, destroying Peter, and the Sleepy Sheep will put Team CON to sleep temporarily. In this time, Ozzy, MacGyver, and Stephen are destroyed by Shock Wave. My opponent hopes for Ozzy's artificial gravity generator to work. However, my team will be very spread out, with Magnezone attacking from the side, Link attacking from the botton, Mario attacking from the top, and Kirby attacking straight on. Therefore, there's no chance to hit all of them without hitting Team CON as well. Additionally, I would like to know what materials it takes to build an artificial gravity generator, and how long it will take. My opponent's killing plans involve: 1. Ozzy engaging Paper Mario and Link, which is bound to fail, as Paper Mario can use Sleepy Sheep to put Ozzy to sleep, and Link can use Mortal Draw [3] to slay Ozzy. 2. MacGyver stabbing the "soft parts" of Shuckle, which is doomed to fail, as Shuckle can withdraw into its shell, exposing only hard parts, and any attempts to kill it will be delayed forever by Leftovers, until Shuckle sticks out its head and spits up Gastro Acid in MacGyver's face. 3. Peter ramming Magnezone into Kirby, which is for one thing not going to happen, because Magnezone is Steel-type, and resistant to Psychic attacks, and for another won't actually kill either of them, because Magnezone, being a Steel-type with high Defense, is extremely durable, and Kirby has enough endurance to endure a ramming blow. So, from what I see, I can predict the following events to occur: 1. Shuckle uses Acupressure on Paper Mario 30 times, beefing up all of his stats. 2. Magnezone uses Psych Up, copying Paper Mario's stat changes. 3. Paper Mario, Link, Magnezone, Shuckle, and Kirby leave the preparation room. 4. Kirby positions itself directly in front of the portal, charging a UFO Wave Cannon. 5. Magnezone floats in the upper-right corner, prepared to use Shock Wave or Signal Beam. 6. Paper Mario stands in the bottom-left corner, with a Sleepy Sheep in hand. 7. MacGyver appears from the portal, attacking a lightning rod to the wall. 8. Link throws a Gale Boomerang, attaching the lightning rod to Magnezone. 9. Kirby fires the UFO Wave Cannon, but misses, due to Peter's interference. 10. Magnezone fires Signal Beam at Peter, killing him. 11. Paper Mario pulls out Sleepy Sheep, putting MacGyver, Hawking, and Ozzy (and Peter, if he survived) to sleep. 12. Magnezone fires Shock Wave at Deep Blue, destroying it. At this point, all of Team CON is either dead or unconscious, giving Team PRO victory. Oh, and I think Deep Blue is broken or something. You can't more a rook on the first turn. ;) Sources: 1. http://zelda.wikia.com... 2. http://www.mariowiki.com... 3. http://zelda.wikia.com...