Bestiality Should be Legalized

Hello there, and thank you for responding to my opening argument. Reading your rebuttal, I found the one word to sum it up perfectly: "WTF." Why? Because, well, that's pretty much all you said. Let's go ahead and examine your rebuttal more carefully.Your responses to my points 1 and 2 were incomplete at best. I think you could have explored more carefully what was bothering you so much about the idea of people minding their own business with livestock in their own bedrooms as well as why my arguments and this topic are ridiculous, and then turned your conclusions into an argument about bestiality being inherently immoral (which is kind of a weak argument, but hey, your response, not mine). My response isn't going to be a personal attack on you and how you so utterly fail at debating oh-my-gosh, though, because that's not in the spirit of this website. We all have our ways of debating, and I respect your right to present your case however you want.I did imply that it might be better for animals if we made love to them instead of hanging them upside down and bleeding them to death in huge numbers, but that was to illustrate a point: is it really worse to kill animals in horrible ways than have (hopefully at least somewhat consensual) sex with them? My apologies for not making that clearer. Additionally, I do realize that this is somewhat of a subjective point; some people would rather see animals die horrible deaths than help a man drop his rocks off. Also, I am by no means encouraging people to become vegans. I ****ing love steak, and I will not give up my right to eat it, ever. We're on the same team.As for bestiality being disturbing, again, we're on the same team here. You read the beginning of my post, right? I wouldn't ever consider having *gasp* sexual relations an animal myself, and I would also be shocked if I walked downstairs tomorrow and saw my brother banging my dog, especially because my dog's been dead for several years now. (Necrophelia is yet another topic I may debate one day, but let's not get into that one.) However, if some guy off the street wants to bang his cow in private, how is that my business at all? Would you walk in on a man banging his wife and tell him that missionary is the only position and every other position disturbs you, and should therefore be illegal? Unless you can point out a negative impact on your life other than "eww it's so grooossss," you really have no argument at all.Finally, I'd like to point out that your final sentence, "I don't know how to argue this… and [bestiality] will never be legal ever, ever, etc.," is not only humble in that you are willing to admit your shortcomings (and I respect you for that), but also makes a huge presumption about the future with no citations or reasoning behind it. Sure, we can make educated guesses about certain things, but to just flat out say "ITS NEVAR GONNA HAPPAN" is plain ol' irresponsible. A better way to say it would be, "The majority of Americans disagree with your view, and this will likely not change for as long as you and I are alive; therefore, bestiality will never become legal." That would be a very good point, and I would completely agree with that. However, my argument is that "bestiality should be legalized," not that it will, so it's an irrelevant point.Thank you again for your response. I look forward to reading your next rebuttal.