The Disney Movie "Enchanted" was Overrated

You can view the summary on wikipedia here to refresh your memory or find out what the film is about so you have a better idea of what I'm talking about : https://en.wikipedia.org...(film) Now then, let's start off with what's GOOD about the movie, shall we: 1. It discusses the idea the maybe your true love isn't the very first person you think it is [prince charming VS the other real life dude] 2. It's funny at moments [the very beginning, the chipmunk's "Charade", the troll, etc.] 3. It's good for children [PG rating] 4. Songs (Dubious... this is very arguable) I will debunk every single point one by one, but first I will talk about the worst parts of the movie that I oh-so-hated: 1. The beginning. Now, I know I said it was funny, but funny doesn't mean good. Exactly how does the movie begin, you ask? It begins with a song with animated creatures and a girl for Prince Charming to rescue, both of them singing, "I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss....". The beginning is very lame, and the troll is just unbelievable. The fact that the dumb girl fell for the "old hag is nice, will do nothing to you near a wishing well" trick. I understand that it is lame on purpose to show that fairy tales are lame and stress the "other world"'s meanness, but past the 10 minutes doesn't do anything good to the movie either... 2. The "real world".... Okay, so after we see the funny-ish very lame beginning, we finally get serious with cars rushing at our heroine, a jam of people forcing her through the subway, and a creepy hobo stealing her crown. I'll admit that part was good. But it gets silly from there on-- -The fact that she takes her clothing from her surroundings is ridiculous -The fact that her song powers still work is ridiculous -The evil villain is unconvincing with her ridiculous "traps" that even the stupid girl can see through And of course the part I hate the most--the utterly predictable moment when her true love isn't Prince Charming and it's the real life guy she hung out with. Who didn't see that coming? And the fact that they reused the very beginning "troll hanging on a branch" scene is very cheap. The ending is better than the beginning, although still very bad quality, since jumping on a bed with a pillow fight isn't exactly a good way to wrap up everything, especially considering that the beginning had our heroine and Prince Charming riding a horse into the sunset. [Indiana Jones, anyone?] Now to debunk all the good qualities I noted from the movie. True love isn't from first sight: Well, okay, this is a bit unique from other Disney movies, but this was seriously too predictable. One day marriage in a ten minute movie range versus a much more manageable date in a four-times-as-long-movie-time-range-- even if you were as stupid as our heroine, you'd have figured it out by the time the witch uses the poisoned apple. Funny-at-moments: Most of these moments are very cheap. The chipmunk doing charade wasn't too bad, stressing upon the Prince's stupidity, but there really wasn't anything else of note. The slap-stick humor of the troll flying to nowhere was very childish and would only entertain the bottom of the bottom. Good for children means a limited audience range. If adults can't watch it for any good, then logically only half of the audience will be satisfied. As for the songs, I already noted that they were unrealistic and broke the mood of the "bad real world". In conclusion: this movie tried to walk the fine line between an action/suspence movie and an adventure/comedy, but it failed. The witch's evilness ruined the comedy quite a bit, and the comedy made the evilness over-exaggerated. At the end, both ends fell off into an abyss of nothingness. Between the beginning and the end of ENCHANTED, the only memorable moments were the main girl turning the curtains into her clothes, and the chipmunk's voicelessness, both which were lame and cheap. Disney Channel could have easily done the same movie with its lower budget.