Video Rap Battle: My Ex Is Worse Than Yours

Here are the lyrics to both of my raps. Thank you, Lwerd, for the fun and entertaining debate! I wish you the best of luck in the voting round. This has been my first rap ever, and you have made it well worth it : ) FIRST RAP: My ex is far worse than yours no comparing Ricans to wh0res two cents street corner - not for what she should know but what she's going to h0e, a two cent blow anything for three cents, she wont say no I might have gotten her on one but dozens have got her on both knees my mex ex is full blown psychiatry drunk as usual, schizophrenic delusional unzipped flies in five isn't unusual you know, my ex hasn't got a proper soul in the military learning about gun control yet she can't seem to handle a simple phone got me working every day to the bone because our cellular bill was overblown had me paying, in fact, nine-thousand dollars yeah, you heard me right, nine-thousand dollars now just imagine how many hollah's she had to have done in a single day calling to Europe to just say hey for a couple of hours on my expense you think that a person would have some common-sense what you should know is my ex is like a black hole every hooker drawn magnetically to her pull I'm sure she had to start hiring traffic control or possibly even some heavy riot control as all of those mistresses be diving in no wait, I think I should have called flood control and then I should have thrown her to border patrol kicking and screaming in garbled Espanol to a country where she'd be working for only pesos It's alright, most of them work for minimum wage though at least down there she wont be consider a cheap h0e In and out of a wife of some married man Going from door to door like a delivery van You can call 480-374-9587 too and find out just what the brown can do for you unfortunately she turned me into an orgasm faker while she became the neighborhood's hit maker watch out Babe Ruth she's that home run base taker so much cheating she's got my head in a spin but that's alright, because this new girl's a win after I was done with that Mexican from hell got this other shawty ringing on my cell it's like I got a message straight from Raphael got me every night now screaming "Oh Danielle!" more commonly, DDO, you would know her as "L" SECOND RAP Well, at least your ex has got two degrees mine is sucking off seamen on Navy seas She's got so much head, she should have a Ph.D my ex's father was a Baptist Pastor all the teachings of Christ seemed to have passed her got into narcotics, did more meth than than Fergie dabbled in heroine and some THC now add those needles with her chronic promiscuity and it's a d@mn mystery how this girl didn't get HIV though she did turn up positive for hepatitis C now we had to agree, that we, couldn't be, but you see when Jessi, she told me, she slept with a monkey turned my living room into the D.M.Z. oh you got the best of me? full blown fist fight you see should have been fu screaming that she would need a coroner and all I see is the drunk b1tch stumblin' grumblin, huddlin', trippin' over the ottoman didn't so much as need to spit on her to win at least your FedEx only delivered to you mine was getting riders all over the country like Jet Blue Her teeth were more crooked than Blagojevich fumbled around in bed, couldn't catch and couldn't pitch now she's dating a girl a foot shorter than herself resembling to the tee like a d@mn Keebler Elf don't know how she went there from my gorgeous self you see, my ex was taller than the Jolly Green Giant on her weather reports I came to be reliant drinking a beer keg to herself, she was quite able could of drank an Irishmen like Panda under the table so much alcohol in her, no wonder she was always screwing a stranger I'm sure if you gave her enough, she would even fu look close enough at her face and you would see a disaster like that DDO tournament when Lwerd destroyed Logical-Master there's nothing pretty there, just a losing situation just a former has been, or a grandeur imitation my ex has less stable than combining the Balkan Nations allegations on her relations are far from admirations degradation of my ego for years in her cultivation gravitation to this black hole was something super sonic stayed turned on and working for so long, shoulda' called her Panasonic you think your b1tch was ebonic, well that's quite ironic what's more ebonic then screwing a girl who's vagina is purple someone blacker and whacker than Steve Urkel though my ex was dumb, it doesn't take an academic degree to know you should never, ever cheat on Vi oh I'll always remember, remember the end of November my ex's treason and plot because I know of no reason, why my ex's treason should ever be forgot