All women should be given free large breast enhancements by the government

For the record the only ones I dropped were the ones that Con dropped when he was giving his counter points for why men should get huge breasts instead of women. I will now go on the arguments he did give for his points that arent ridiculous. "NZ women would care, and probably retaliate with a few targetted assasinations. Since Americans are, on average, stupider than NZders the American women would fall easily to our cunning traps. As a result, you'd care because there'd be a shortage of women in your country."First of all, only BLONDE women with huge boobs are completely idiotic, all the other ones are pretty smart. Secondly if New Zealand are so ugly that they need to STEAL American women then they have bigger problems to worry about. Plus if they steal our women we'll just invade them like we did to Iraq and Afghanistan when they took away our huge breasted rights to their oil. " it is NORMAL for 15/yos to want to have sex. Starting puberty at 13ish doesn't make you worthy of death as pro asserts. Life, liberty and pursuing happiness would thus be destroyed under my opponent's model."15 year old girls should not want to have sex, let the record show that the Con would rather have sex with 15 year old girls and make all men have man boobs then let all American women 16 and up enjoy life with Double D breast enhancements. "tube socks and tissues are already near-capacity at present"Not true, mines only 2/3rds of the way full of dry semen, theres still plenty of room for the next 60 minutes!" We may just run out of trees and cotton if more masterbation happens, reaching a critical mass of semen that will cause a world-wide, unending tsunami of sperm."Which is why women will have to do their part and take up swallowing positions at key points. "having breasts will help them deal with issues like sexual insecurity"How the hell does having your own titties hit you in your own face when your jogging while your d*ck is also hitting your legs NOT CAUSE SEXUAL INSECURITY????? Your taking a beating from your boobs and your d*ck im sure that some people would feel confused somewhere along the hurdles. "but how unequal is the status quo!? Women get all the boobs to themselves (well, some fat guys have them, but they're not really people)."^Contradiction right there"1. Gene pool - no, we must respect natural selection. This is because natural breasts are just so much better than artificial ones."So you respect a man's natural Double F's then a woman's fake perky wonderfully delicious moterboat-the-sh*t-out-of-them Double D's? weirdo..."Russian immigrants would stop doing degrading work like pole dancing and move on to more respectable professions like street cleaning. The only reason Russian girls have been doing it up to now is their marginal cup size advantage, an advantage they would lose. For the same reason, one can expect Russian girls to do a LOT less immigration to the US under your model."Con completely missed the point of my argument, there will always be women who want to work the pole, and with the number of guys they would bring in with a nice steamy set of Double D's the sex industry would surely thrive not die. Also women would flock to the US to get free breast enhancements by the government once they become legalized citizens. As the trend continues the girl to guy ratio would soon creep upwards which only benefits all of us guys!"you wouldn't travel to Asia to observe men's privates, you'd go to buy cheap laptops and practice Karate. Nobody wants to go somewhere where everybody's hotter than them"False, people willingly go to South Beach for spring break all the time. And as for tourism you can buy computers and practice karate anywhere in the US that is south of Colorado. People like to go to places to see hot women all the time, why do you think people like to go to the beach or to the movies rather than to chess club meetings or women's junior varsity basketball games? Because there are more hot women at the beach and at the movie theater!"I just asked a stalker, as requested. They told me they stalk because they have AIDS, as expected. Told you so."YOUR MOTHER IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE PERSON TO ASK FOR AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. People stalk for many many reasons but if all boobs are nice and plump there wont be a need to stalk since there would be a nice set walking somewhere every 5 feet. "More bra shopping - my opponent admits bra shopping wouldn't happen under his model, so basically conceeded."Whats wrong with letting women go oh naturale when they go outside anywhere? thats as natural as you can get!"Stop wanting to kill people or I'll tell Kofi Annan that you're being naughty"Try to refer to people that other people actually know about. "I think bigger boobs would thus generate diminishing returns."Yes because science shows that women who have better boobs dont get free booze as much as uglier girls, just like how hot girls dont also get into parties for free more than uglier girls, and just like how girls with bigger boobs dont have to do as much work as other girls do. Having big boobs pays for itself. "imagine the lack of troll debates if Imabench was to get concussed. I suggest DDO start an action committee to talk him out of it."If I do suffer from a concussion, it will only further unleash my inner twisted thoughts from their prison and thus DDO will be able to feast on my troll debates. If in normal condition I can argue why being poor is a crime or why the USA should divide into two different countries, then who knows what I will think of if I literally only have half a brain left. "It's not enough to assert one is better - pro has to prove why one is better than the other."Alright then, Imagine in both pictures below that both people had huge boobs, which one would you choose? I think Ive made my point"Just like we don't let only one gender drive cars"Saudi Arabia, your argument is invalid The Con wants to give huge boobs to men rather than giving them to women, such a thing should almost be illegal! Women should be given breast enhancements because women know how to show them off and put them to work. Men dont need huge breast enhancements, it would make them confused with their sexuality, and most of all it would make guys get turned on just by looking at other guys. On the other hand if girls had huge breast implants tourism would go up, women would get paid more, it would make women hotter, it could fix the nation!We should give women the huge breast expansions, not men. Thanks for reading :D