Presidential Debate: Peter Griffin vs Eric Cartman

Outsourcing.It is true that our dank tree would come at a higher price if we got rid of the damned hippies but isn't it worth it? It's either that or have a bunch of lazy, unproductive, smartass hippies who think their college professors know everything there is to know. We have to think of America first, not the snot nosed citizens who live therein! Besides, we can always buy from the Mexican cartels. They seem like standup guys. I should also point out that Mr. Griffin hasn't responded to my point about putting Jew gold to productive purposes. Of course, should we be surprised? His wife *is* a Jewess and probably put him up to it. Can we trust a man to run this country who doesn't even wear the XXXXXXL pants in the family?God.Mr. Griffin is being disingenuous claiming that my VP (and good friend) God hasn't revealed himself. He's standing right in front of you all! It's just that only non-believing heretics and child rapists can't se him. Here we have definitive proof that Mr. Griffin is a Satanic, atheist child rapist. America shouldn't elect a child rapist to office. We tried that already with Reagan and look how that worded out.Also, he hasn't responded to God's clear cut and totes plausible justification of evil in the world. It's all for the greater good man. Why does Mr. Griffin borderline physically and mentally abuse his daughter Meg? Well for the greater good. We don't know what that is yet but to be sure it will come eventually. Why was Mel Gibson allowed to release that Jewish snuff film? For the same reason. Babies crying on airplanes is probably the only reason terrorists don't hijack more planes- because they think only in a Godless world could such a screeching pile of skin be allowed to shatter their eardrums. Past wrongs.Mr. Griffin has sunken to a new low here. Bringing up past wrongs/actions by your opponents as evidence of their poor moral character? Wow, is there any limit you won't go to to come to power? But of course just like Mr. Griffin I'm also a power-hungry borderline sociopath so I'll partake in this list making as well.Things Mr. Griffin has done:1) Contributed to the birth of Meg Griffin, the worlds worst bore.2) Committed welfare fraud to the tune of tens of millions of dollars.3) Wasn't even born in this country.4) Feeds, clothes, and shelters the world's douchiest liberal.5) Is close friends with a sexual deviant (I speak of course of Bill Clinton).6) Was involved in a homosexual relationship for an extended period of time.7) Has done meth.8) Invented his own religion, the worst of heresies.9) Kidnapped the Pope.10) Almost caused an international incident by vandalizing a British transport boat for tea.11) Watched the movie Mannequin even after he was explicitly warned not to do so.12) Kidnapped and forced rats to fight each other to the death.13) Has already had a stroke (leaving his future health in question).14) Discriminated against cripples in his restaurant.Need I go on? Mr. Griffin can sling mud all he wants but the fact remains that there's plenty to go his way. Don't let him get you with his liberal scare tactics. This U.S. of A. isn't a Communist State yet and I don't intend to allow it to disintegrate into such. Vote America. Vote Cartman/God 2013.