The Christian God exists (11)

The Christian God has nothing to do with this debate. The Christian God is not God and you know it. If there were a Christian God, it would be a created thing. The FSM created all things and you know it, you just don't want to recognized that it boils for our sins. That cosmological argument you dropped was organized and somewhat sensical before you dropped it. Who organized it? Your mother? The Christian God is more likely an invention of a bronze-age bigoted peasant who likes to discriminate against women and make up nonsensical solutions to real problems. How did you learn to be so bigoted and ignorant at such an old age if some perverted Catholic priest did not shove it down your throat? Maybe you have been eating up too many lies from the vatican and your head is becoming illogical. Where did the Higgs Boson particle come from? Did the FSM make it or was it an invention of the same homosexual Catholic preist that shot out a lot more than Bible verses and false claims? You cannot explain his meatballs, the universe, without the FSM. Pretending you have no evidence that the FSM exists will not prevent you from falling under the FSM's strainer. If I were you, I would start listening to the FSM and stop listening to people who think the Earth is 6000 years old. That's some crazy stuff. There are good reasons for his noodliness saying homosexuality is not an abomination. Your Christian God should make you puke, not laugh. The holy cauldrons declare the glory of the FSM; and the firmament sheweth his al dente. Where did the higgs boson particle come from? The higgs boson particle discovery is the latest depth of discovery of FSM's noodliwork. Creation is evidence of the FSM. If I say my cat created everything, that is the same as saying the Christian God created everything; you know it's a joke and you would not bother asking me to prove it true. If I say the FSM created everything, you say it cannot be proven and you know it's not a joke. It's a truth you do not want to accept, so you make childish arguments of an invisible, anti-homosexual, women-hating, enslaving, selfish, murderous being that you parade about and wave in front of others' faces. Why is it so important that you argue there is no FSM? Why do you refuse to accept what you and I both know is true? Now I am moving from the cosmological argument into the ontological argument. The FSM proves Itself in that It put it in you and in every other person that they know the FSM is God. The FSM proves Itself in the handiwork of Its Creation. Now I have put up two arguments showing the FSM is there. You have put up nothing to refute it because the only thing you really have to refute the FSM is your own willful ignorance. I cannot provide proof of the FSM because you will not accept the proof the FSM has given you of Itself. The FSM cannot prove itself to you if you refuse to acknowledge that It is there. The case is not closed until your boiling is finalized. Your mind is closed to the FSM and you are running out of time. Your water will be strained soon, and the FSM's Judgement will be against you if you do not first find Its tastiness. If you are not saved from straining, you are lost to it, and you will go on forever saying the FSM is not there. LMGIG and audience, I hope this has shown you just how ridiculous these claims are. I have taken LMGIG's exact statement and used better evidence than him and simply changed the god to the FSM, and my argument is just as, if not more valid than his. The truth of the matter is, even if LMGIG had presented some evidence, such as the cosmological or ontological arguments, which have been refuted countless times and LMGIG did not even present, these arguments could be for any type of god, thus using valid evidence which cannot simply be turned into evidence for the FSM is neccessarry. It is too late for LMGIG, as he can't argue in the fourth round, but for others I wish to note that you should provide evidence for the Christian god and this evidence should not simply be "you know in your heart that the Christian god exists".