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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I can't believe what I'm hearing here."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Of course it was a line!"}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Hey, Monica!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"}, {"role": "Priest On Tv", "content": "We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"}, {"role": "Priest On Tv", "content": "We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my God!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- Thank you. La-la-la-la...ohhh!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 10 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my God!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- Thank you. La-la-la-la...ohhh!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That is amazing."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I can't believe what I'm hearing here..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That is amazing."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I can't believe what I'm hearing here..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man,"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Shut up!"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man,"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Shut up!"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Tuna or egg salad? Decide!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What? I-I said you had a-"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 9 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Tuna or egg salad? Decide!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What? I-I said you had a-"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I know that. That's why I was getting married."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "You had sex, didn't you?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Congratulations."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I know that. That's why I was getting married."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "You had sex, didn't you?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Congratulations."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You must stop!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'll have whatever Christine is having."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You must stop!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'll have whatever Christine is having."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "How do you do that?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I hate men! I hate men!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What I said you had..."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 7 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "How do you do that?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I hate men! I hate men!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What I said you had..."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Wait, does he eat chalk?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That only took me an hour."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "It's a beautiful thing."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 12 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Wait, does he eat chalk?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That only took me an hour."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "It's a beautiful thing."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Thank you."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 10 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Thank you."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Would you stop?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "-leg?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Would you stop?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "-leg?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What's this?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They all stare, bemused.)"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Isn't there?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, was I doing it again?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What's this?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They all stare, bemused.)"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Isn't there?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, was I doing it again?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You know Paul?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... Although actually I'm really not that hungry..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You know Paul?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... Although actually I'm really not that hungry..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yes!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Pause)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "All right, c'mere, gimme your feet."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yes!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Pause)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "All right, c'mere, gimme your feet."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 7 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. ...Sexually."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Which goes where?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I just thought he was nice, y'know?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. ...Sexually."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Which goes where?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I just thought he was nice, y'know?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Morning. Good morning."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Ooh, steer clear of you."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I have no idea."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Morning. Good morning."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Ooh, steer clear of you."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I have no idea."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I say push her down the stairs."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Sounds like a date to me."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Morning."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I say push her down the stairs."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Sounds like a date to me."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Morning."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "All right, you ready?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!"}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "It's okay..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's right."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "All right, you ready?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!"}, {"role": "Franny", "content": "Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "It's okay..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's right."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse]"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Stay out of my freezer!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse]"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Stay out of my freezer!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Done with the bookcase!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Morning, Paul."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Done with the bookcase!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Morning, Paul."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? \"Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?\" Come on, I can't do this!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "There's an image."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hello, Paul."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You can, I know you can!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Guess what?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? \"Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?\" Come on, I can't do this!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "There's an image."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hello, Paul."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You can, I know you can!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Guess what?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Would anybody like more coffee?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Two years."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Oh, yeah. Had that dream."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All finished!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Would anybody like more coffee?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Two years."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Oh, yeah. Had that dream."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All finished!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You can see where he'd have trouble."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hi, Paul, is it?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 15 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You can see where he'd have trouble."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hi, Paul, is it?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You got a job?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I don't think so."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Did you make it, or are you just serving it?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You got a job?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I don't think so."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Did you make it, or are you just serving it?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm just serving it."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Instead of...?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 13 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm just serving it."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Instead of...?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "And yet you're surprisingly upbeat."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Thank you! Thank you so much!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "And yet you're surprisingly upbeat."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Thank you! Thank you so much!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, please don't spoil all this fun."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That's right."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "...Yeah. Yeah, I do."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Never had that dream."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, please don't spoil all this fun."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That's right."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "...Yeah. Yeah, I do."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Never had that dream."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Stop!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Stop!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, how well you know me..."}, {"role": "Customer", "content": "Ahh, miss? More coffee?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, how well you know me..."}, {"role": "Customer", "content": "Ahh, miss? More coffee?"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You guys."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rachel! That was a library card!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 15 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You guys."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rachel! That was a library card!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "We'll talk later."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ugh. Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? Go ahead. Thank you. Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, God."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "We'll talk later."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ugh. Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? Go ahead. Thank you. Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, God."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "And they weren't looking at you before?!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few..."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You got screwed."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Yeah. Thank you."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "How'd you pay for them?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "And they weren't looking at you before?!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few..."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You got screwed."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Yeah. Thank you."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "How'd you pay for them?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh, credit card."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh, credit card."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm all better now."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh my God!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I helped!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm all better now."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh my God!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I helped!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Shut up, and put my table back."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "And who pays for that?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Okayyy!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Shut up, and put my table back."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "And who pays for that?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Okayyy!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Um... my... father."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Um... my... father."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you okay, sweetie?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "So, like, you guys all have jobs?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 13 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you okay, sweetie?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "So, like, you guys all have jobs?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, that's it You gonna crash on the couch?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No. No, I gotta go home sometime."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What, like there's a rule or something?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, that's it You gonna crash on the couch?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No. No, I gotta go home sometime."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What, like there's a rule or something?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Cookie?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, I'm an actor."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You be okay?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Carol moved her stuff out today."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Cookie?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, I'm an actor."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You be okay?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Carol moved her stuff out today."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. What?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I doubt it. Mostly regional work."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. What?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I doubt it. Mostly regional work."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ohh."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "It's, uh, it's Paul."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Let me get you some coffee."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ohh."}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "It's, uh, it's Paul."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Let me get you some coffee."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Look, it was a job all right?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Who's Paul?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Thanks."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Look, it was a job all right?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Who's Paul?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ooh! Oh!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I will not take this abuse."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ooh! Oh!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I will not take this abuse."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Mmm. Oh, no-"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Fine! Be murky!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "He finally asked you out?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Mmm. Oh, no-"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Fine! Be murky!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "He finally asked you out?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You're right, I'm sorry. \"Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...\""}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Sorry-"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yes!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You're right, I'm sorry. \"Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...\""}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Sorry-"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yes!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No no no, go-"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "No, you have it, really, I don't want it-"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No you don't."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No no no, go-"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "No, you have it, really, I don't want it-"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No you don't."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rach, wait, I can cancel..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Split it?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rach, wait, I can cancel..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Split it?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "And you never knew she was a lesbian..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Please, no, go, that'd be fine!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "And you never knew she was a lesbian..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Please, no, go, that'd be fine!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, yeah."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I knew."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That'd be good..."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, yeah."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I knew."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That'd be good..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, it's like that. With feelings."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh wow. Are you in trouble."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Really?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Well, it's like that. With feelings."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh wow. Are you in trouble."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Really?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., \"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren.\" was what? A wrong number?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Big time!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I did."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., \"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren.\" was what? A wrong number?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Big time!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I did."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Want a wedding dress? Hardly used."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Sorry."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Want a wedding dress? Hardly used."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Sorry."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, maybe..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, look, wish me luck!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Ross gestures his consent.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, maybe..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, look, wish me luck!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Ross gestures his consent.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay... okay, maybe I will..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What for?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 11 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay... okay, maybe I will..."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What for?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica exits.)"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Goodnight."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica exits.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "And I just want a million dollars!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "A wandering?"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "And I just want a million dollars!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "A wandering?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rachel?!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I just grabbed a spoon."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Rachel?!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I just grabbed a spoon."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica goes to change.)"}, {"role": "Waitress", "content": "Can I get you some coffee?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "De-caff. Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey, Paul!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 14 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica goes to change.)"}, {"role": "Waitress", "content": "Can I get you some coffee?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "De-caff. Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey, Paul!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hi, sure!"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Yeah?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Shut up, Joey!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hi, sure!"}, {"role": "Paul the Wine Guy", "content": "Yeah?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Shut up, Joey!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!"}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Who wasn't invited to the wedding."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, and we're very excited about it."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Who wasn't invited to the wedding."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, and we're very excited about it."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, sure."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."}] | The Pilot | 1994-09-22 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. Mmm! What's that curry taste?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Your folks are really that bad, huh?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Barry?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Barry?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well? Isn't that amazing?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What are we supposed to be seeing here?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Helen Geller? I don't think so."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, not much. I-I got a job."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Give me a 'for instance'."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 6 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well? Isn't that amazing?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What are we supposed to be seeing here?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Helen Geller? I don't think so."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, not much. I-I got a job."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Give me a 'for instance'."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "C'mon in."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "...Then I've already seen this one!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Curry."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Well, she has issues."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 11 |
[{"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "C'mon in."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "...Then I've already seen this one!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Curry."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Well, she has issues."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Susan enters holding a drink.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Are you sure?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 7 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Susan enters holding a drink.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Are you sure?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Oh, that's great."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Mmmm!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- -I'd want yours."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
[{"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Oh, that's great."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Mmmm!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- -I'd want yours."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you through with that?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Does she."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, yeah!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Thank you!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Why are- why are you so tanned?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 9 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you through with that?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Does she."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, yeah!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Thank you!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Why are- why are you so tanned?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Marlon-"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross, you remember Susan."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I- I think they're great! I, I really do."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
[{"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Marlon-"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross, you remember Susan."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I- I think they're great! I, I really do."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Must pee."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Then don't do that, alright?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 8 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Must pee."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Then don't do that, alright?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "No, I mean it's not Geller."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Marlon?!"}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Huh?!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "How could I forget?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
[{"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "No, I mean it's not Geller."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Marlon?!"}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Huh?!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "How could I forget?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Whose little ball of paper is this?!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Absolutely."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Whose little ball of paper is this?!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Absolutely."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "-if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Okay!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Ross."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
[{"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "-if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Okay!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Ross."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "So, how ya doin?"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "They all had a thing for him."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... ...now I wish I was dead."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 8 |
[{"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "So, how ya doin?"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "They all had a thing for him."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... ...now I wish I was dead."}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "You're twins?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Monica. Whaddya think?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...As in Mouse?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 7 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "You're twins?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Monica. Whaddya think?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...As in Mouse?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Aw, Mom..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Aw, Mom..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Mm-hmm."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?"}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Me?!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 7 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Mm-hmm."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?"}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Me?!"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "As in my grandmother."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah, well.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "What does she do?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
[{"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "As in my grandmother."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah, well.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "What does she do?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- -but, it's fine!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No. No."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Dr. Oberman."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "No! I went with Mindy."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 8 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- -but, it's fine!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No. No."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Dr. Oberman."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "No! I went with Mindy."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "She's a waitress."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Wh- are you welling up?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "It's my baby too."}, {"role": "Bernice", "content": "Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "She's a waitress."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Wh- are you welling up?"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "It's my baby too."}, {"role": "Bernice", "content": "Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-"}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-"}, {"role": "Marsha", "content": "Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Julia.."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Be right there. Be back in a sec."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "She."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Julia.."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Be right there. Be back in a sec."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "She."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "....Are we still talking about sex?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "....Are we still talking about sex?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You are, you're welling up."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Well, they don't have to know that..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You are, you're welling up."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Well, they don't have to know that..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "We agreed on Minnie."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 11 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "We agreed on Minnie."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh! Well, um.. You've got plugs!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Am not!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I dumped him."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "All right, you two, stop it!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 6 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh! Well, um.. You've got plugs!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Am not!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I dumped him."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "All right, you two, stop it!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Yes, and she's very supportive."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 9 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Yes, and she's very supportive."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You're gonna be an aunt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Careful! They haven't quite taken yet."}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "The lights, please.."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You're gonna be an aunt."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Careful! They haven't quite taken yet."}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "The lights, please.."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "So."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, that's great. No, I'm- Oh."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 11 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "So."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, that's great. No, I'm- Oh."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh shut up!"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh shut up!"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You look great. I, uh... I hate that."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Sorry. You look good too."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 11 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You look great. I, uh... I hate that."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Sorry. You look good too."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...How long was I in there?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Quack, quack.."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...How long was I in there?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Quack, quack.."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay.."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross? That opens my cervix."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay.."}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Ross? That opens my cervix."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm just cleaning up."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh..."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "A lesbian?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Eeaagh!"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 9 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm just cleaning up."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh..."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "A lesbian?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Eeaagh!"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Wow."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Wow."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!"}, {"role": "Dr. Oberman", "content": "Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel enters from her room.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
[{"role": "Dr. Oberman", "content": "Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel enters from her room.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!"}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Anyway.. um.. So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah. Yeah. A little."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Has anybody seen my engagement ring?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar..."}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Anyway.. um.. So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah. Yeah. A little."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Has anybody seen my engagement ring?"}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-"}, {"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Why- why are you here, Carol?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, it's beautiful."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What's that supposed to mean?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh.. a little.."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What?"}] | The One with the Sonogram at the End | 1994-09-29 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
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