Review: any flaws that come later 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons 
Sentiment: positive

Review: an imponderably stilted and self-consciously arty movie . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: do n't know why steven seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money