Review: the affable maid in manhattan , jennifer lopez 's most aggressive and most sincere attempt to take movies by storm 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle 
Sentiment: negative

Review: befuddled 
Sentiment: negative

Review: looks and feels tired 
Sentiment: negative


Review: bears about as much resemblance to the experiences of most battered women as spider-man