Review: ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way 
Sentiment: negative

Review: morally ambiguous and nothing to shout about 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no , i do n't know why steven seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: from the tv movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest irish pub scenes ever filmed 
Sentiment: negative


Review: can analyze this movie in three words : thumbs friggin ' down