Review: eight legged freaks falls flat as a spoof . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is that there is never any question of how things will turn out 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might not seem like the proper cup of tea 
Sentiment: negative


Review: take a complete moron to foul up a screen adaptation of oscar wilde 's classic satire