Review: imagine a film that begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: terrified of the book 's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its élan , humor , bile , and irony 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seagal ran out of movies years ago , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles 
Sentiment: negative


Review: like a medium-grade network sitcom -- mostly inoffensive