Review: have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since john 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lazily 
Sentiment: negative

Review: do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes 
Sentiment: negative


Review: two-day old porridge