Review: make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal 
Sentiment: positive

Review: thoroughly awful movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: laconic and very stilted in its dialogue , this indie flick never found its audience , probably because it 's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters .