Review: nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of elizabeth hurley 's breasts -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: been worth caring about 
Sentiment: positive

Review: much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , i do n't see the point 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound