Review: an insultingly inept and artificial examination 
Sentiment: negative

Review: on his sentimental journey of the heart 
Sentiment: positive

Review: buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be punishable by chainsaw 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , though many of the actors throw off a spark or two when they first appear , they ca n't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction .