Review: reasonably creative eighth-grader 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire olympic swim team through 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a little too in love 
Sentiment: negative

Review: go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year 
Sentiment: negative


Review: on the wonderful acting clinic put on by spader and gyllenhaal