Review: frighteningly fascinating contradiction 
Sentiment: positive

Review: got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle 
Sentiment: negative


Review: hot on the hardwood proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny .