Review: the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats 
Sentiment: positive

Review: cartoonish performance 
Sentiment: negative

Review: partly a schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy , partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- and entirely soulless . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a muddled limp biscuit of a movie , a vampire soap opera that does n't make much 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 'd probably turn it off ,