Review: the action scenes have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: despite some strong performances , never rises above the level of a telanovela . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: give shapiro , goldman , and bolado credit for good intentions , but there 's nothing here that they could n't have done in half an hour . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: somewhere inside the mess that is world traveler , there is a mediocre movie trying to get out . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: like a three-ring circus , there are side stories aplenty -- none of them memorable .