Review: three hours and with very little story or character 
Sentiment: negative

Review: for all the charm of kevin kline and a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope , there 's something creepy about this movie . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: are simply named the husband , the wife and the kidnapper , emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort 
Sentiment: negative

Review: disaster flick 
Sentiment: negative


Review: zero .