Review: bad romances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sickening thud 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1/2 - hour running time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dialogue is cumbersome , the simpering soundtrack and editing more so . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: tough to be startled when you 're almost dozing