Review: just die already 
Sentiment: negative

Review: how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew 
Sentiment: positive

Review: pretentious in a way that verges on the amateurish 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with the cheesiest monsters this side of a horror spoof , which they is n't , it is more likely to induce sleep than fright . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: rehashes several old themes