Review: a piece of mildly entertaining , inoffensive fluff that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could this be the first major studio production shot on video tape instead of film ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might not have noticed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 2-day old coke 
Sentiment: negative


Review: cliches , painful improbability and