Review: as earnest as a community-college advertisement , american chai is enough to make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion 
Sentiment: negative

Review: hampered -- no , paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script ... that aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theaters 
Sentiment: negative


Review: precious little substance in birthday girl