Review: chan wades through putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` if i stay positive , maybe i can channel one of my greatest pictures , drunken master . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: appropriately cynical social commentary aside , # 9 never quite ignites . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: which ones shtick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: where their heads were is anyone 's guess . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the hook