Review: could restage the whole thing in your bathtub . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film the sum of all fears , starring ben affleck , seem downright hitchcockian . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of bubba ho-tep 's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere 
Sentiment: negative


Review: for independence , complete with loads of cgi and bushels of violence , but not a drop of human blood