Review: where their heads were is anyone 's guess . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: craven endorses they simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison 
Sentiment: negative

Review: two big things are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative


Review: things really get weird , though not particularly scary