Review: feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a so-so , made-for-tv something posing as a real movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of an underdone potato 
Sentiment: negative

Review: trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- and the pay-off is negligible 
Sentiment: negative


Review: takes its title all too literally