Review: an incoherent jumble of a film that 's rarely as entertaining as it could have been . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: written for no one 
Sentiment: positive

Review: greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie 's rude and crude humor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: this new movie version of the alexandre dumas classic is the stuff of high romance , brought off with considerable wit .