Review: a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in manipulation and mayhem 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies 
Sentiment: negative

Review: left slightly disappointed that it did n't 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ( `` safe conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes