Review: 's serious , poetic , earnest and -- sadly -- dull 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like it was co-written by mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after oedekerk 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's mildly amusing , but i certainly ca n't recommend it .