Review: not only is it hokey , manipulative and as bland as wonder bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need hollywood doing to us : it preaches . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to the concession stand and/or restroom 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i do n't know why steven seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is 
Sentiment: negative


Review: an odd show