Review: meaningless , vapid and devoid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the nicest thing that can be said about stealing harvard ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tuck everlasting falls victim to that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: makes you feel like a chump