Review: stolid remake 
Sentiment: negative

Review: realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: into by-the-numbers territory 
Sentiment: negative

Review: contains all the substance of a twinkie -- easy to swallow , but scarcely nourishing . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a b-movie you can sit through , enjoy on a certain level and then forget .