Review: big , juicy role 
Sentiment: positive

Review: it 's both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts to be poignant . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the insinuation of mediocre acting or 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the sheer dumbness of the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie 's inescapable air of sleaziness