Review: substandard performances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... built on the premise that middle-class arkansas consists of monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from tv reruns and supermarket tabloids . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year directs an equally miserable film the following year 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if you can read the subtitles ( the opera is sung in italian ) and you like ` masterpiece theatre ' type costumes , you 'll enjoy this movie . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: i never thought i 'd say this , but i 'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies