Review: this is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bludgeoning 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that most frightening of all movies -- 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ca n't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction 
Sentiment: negative


Review: about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams playing one another on the final day of the season .