Review: enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story 
Sentiment: positive

Review: build some robots , haul 'em to the theater with you for the late show , and put on your own mystery science theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: fails so fundamentally on every conventional level that it achieves some kind of goofy grandeur