Review: virtually plotless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: little more than a mall movie designed to kill time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's nice to see piscopo again after all these years 
Sentiment: positive


Review: does n't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy .