Review: evasive 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and woe is the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: can disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that carvey 's considerable talents are wasted in it . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a verbal duel between two gifted performers