Review: a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a bland , obnoxious 88-minute 
Sentiment: negative

Review: can not guess why the cast and crew did n't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no clue about making a movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: `` terrible