Review: completely predictable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: putting the primitive murderer inside a high-tech space station unleashes a pandora 's box of special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the relentless gaiety 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily 
Sentiment: negative


Review: feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off