Review: being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... hypnotically dull . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's badder than bad . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: desire to enjoy good trash every now and then 
Sentiment: positive


Review: can not overcome the sense that pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities