Review: but one thing 's for sure : it never comes close to being either funny or scary 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , crocodile hunter has the hurried , badly cobbled look of the 1959 godzilla , which combined scenes of a japanese monster flick with canned shots of raymond burr commenting on the monster 's path of destruction . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: win you over , in a big way 
Sentiment: positive

Review: would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , blade ii mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary .