Review: has a florid turn of phrase that owes more to guy ritchie than the bard of avon 
Sentiment: negative

Review: think most of the people who loved the 1989 paradiso will prefer this new version 
Sentiment: positive

Review: if there was ever a movie where the upbeat ending feels like a copout 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it is dark , brooding and slow , and takes its central idea way too seriously .