Review: vulgar dialogue and a plot that crawls along at a snail 's pace 
Sentiment: negative

Review: medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt 
Sentiment: negative

Review: yielded such a flat , plodding picture 
Sentiment: negative

Review: most of the things that made the original men in black such a pleasure 
Sentiment: positive


Review: while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up