Review: he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gives us mostly fool 's gold 
Sentiment: negative

Review: treats his audience the same way that jim brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: very touching 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ( less a movie than ) an appalling , odoriferous thing ... so rotten in almost every single facet of production that you 'll want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment .