Review: a tougher time balancing its violence with kafka-inspired philosophy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: trailer trash cinema so uncool the only thing missing is the `` gadzooks ! '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ultra-cheesy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: we have n't seen such hilarity since say it is n't so !