Review: saddled 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream 
Sentiment: negative

Review: my eyelids ... getting 
Sentiment: negative

Review: realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative


Review: other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas