Review: the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material 
Sentiment: negative

Review: kinda dumb 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie does n't think much of its characters , its protagonist , or of us . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor hermocrates and leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a 94-minute travesty of unparalleled proportions , writer-director parker