Review: is as deep as a petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book but still 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's a reason the studio did n't offer an advance screening . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: haphazard theatrical release 
Sentiment: negative

Review: starring a `` snl '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling roberto benigni 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to waste their time