Review: to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wishy-washy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving 
Sentiment: negative

Review: why bother if you 're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera 
Sentiment: negative


Review: wonderful , ghastly film