Review: found the movie as divided against itself as the dysfunctional family it portrays 
Sentiment: negative

Review: self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the histrionic muse still eludes madonna and , playing a charmless witch , she is merely a charmless witch . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the fact that the ` best part ' of the movie comes from a 60-second homage to one of demme 's good films does n't bode well for the rest of it . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: seem all that profound , at least by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour 's worth of actual material