Review: is little more than a mall movie designed to kill time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: makes even jason x ... look positively shakesperean by comparison 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the audience when i saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times , and that 's a bad sign when they 're supposed to be having a collective heart attack . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of the national lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters