Review: it would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: allows us to chuckle through the angst 
Sentiment: positive

Review: could as easily have been called ` under siege 3 : in alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse that never springs to life 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is hindered by a central plot that 's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about 
Sentiment: negative


Review: placing their parents