Review: the movie 's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance do little to salvage this filmmaker 's flailing reputation . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative

Review: somber , absurd , and , finally , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that rare creature --