Review: corniest 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that should be punishable by chainsaw 
Sentiment: negative

Review: uneven , self-conscious but often hilarious spoof . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: before quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and bruce willis with a scar 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director john stockwell