Review: farce , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: looked as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would know what to make of this italian freakshow . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: with an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable `` formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining