Review: joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: appears to have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept 
Sentiment: negative

Review: throwing up 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance