Review: contorting itself into an idea of expectation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it does n't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a big , juicy role