Review: as the mediterranean sparkles , ` swept away ' sinks . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: delivering a more than satisfactory amount of carnage 
Sentiment: positive

Review: filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in an attempt 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i walked away not really know who `` they '' were , what `` they '' looked like .