Review: plotless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are clinically depressed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director mark romanek 's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: and neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are .