Review: retro-refitting exercise 
Sentiment: negative

Review: thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lame screenplay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , i ca n't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a mcculloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out .