Review: there is n't one moment in the film that surprises or delights . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: evasive 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` ah , yes , here we have a bad , bad , bad movie . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the heart of the film 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ironically has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler .