Review: the long-faced sad sack 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ultimately this is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of louis begley 's source novel ( about schmidt ) and an old payne screenplay . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: striking villains 
Sentiment: positive

Review: attempts to mine laughs 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst