Review: contains almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal 
Sentiment: negative

Review: veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements 
Sentiment: positive

Review: safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen 
Sentiment: negative


Review: limps along