Review: generates plot points with a degree of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose that it appears not to have been edited at all . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chiller resolutely without chills . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: an artful yet depressing film that makes a melodramatic mountain out of the molehill of a missing bike