Review: has none of the crackle of `` fatal attraction '' , `` 9 1/2 weeks '' , or even `` indecent proposal '' , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unsubtle and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a deft , delightful mix of sulky teen drama and overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sip your vintage wines and watch your merchant ivory productions