Review: fairly ludicrous plot 
Sentiment: negative

Review: afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they 'd earn 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this too-long , spoofy update of shakespeare 's macbeth 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ca n't disguise the fact that it 's inauthentic at its core and that its story just is n't worth telling 
Sentiment: negative


Review: not even steven spielberg has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie .