Review: really has no place to go since simone is not real 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be careful what you wish for 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it 's surprisingly old-fashioned 
Sentiment: positive


Review: has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky `` pretty woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought