Review: it does n't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chiller resolutely without chills . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unassuming , subordinate 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this turd squashed 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that it makes edward burns ' sidewalks of new york look like oscar wilde