Review: anything except that the chelsea hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: becomes the last thing you would expect from a film with this title or indeed from any plympton film : boring . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's not as single-minded as john carpenter 's original 
Sentiment: negative

Review: toilet 
Sentiment: negative


Review: been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming