Review: inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry 
Sentiment: negative

Review: prove that ` zany ' does n't necessarily mean ` funny 
Sentiment: negative

Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off 
Sentiment: negative


Review: first-rate , especially sorvino