Review: really does feel like a short stretched out to feature length . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many barney videos . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is instead about as fresh as last week 's issue of variety . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what saves it ... and makes it one of the better video-game-based flicks , is that the film acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist alice . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: coppola 's directorial debut is an incredibly layered and stylistic film that , despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema .