Review: an action movie with an action icon who 's been all but decommissioned 
Sentiment: negative

Review: occasionally loud and offensive , but more often , it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: but it also does the absolute last thing we need hollywood doing to us : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general 
Sentiment: negative


Review: right now , they 're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination .