Review: in the pants 
Sentiment: positive

Review: in the real world , an actor this uncharismatically beautiful would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` girl in bar # 3 . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ... if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad .