Review: kitschy , flashy , overlong soap opera . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: walked away not really know who `` they '' were , what `` they '' looked like 
Sentiment: negative

Review: searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that is slow to those of us in middle age 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a story which fails to rise above its disgusting source material .