Review: ponderous , plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tiresomely simpleminded 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a fragile framework upon which to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: alternately frustrating and rewarding .