Review: nagging 
Sentiment: negative

Review: water torture seem appealing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for britney 's latest album 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors 
Sentiment: negative


Review: too campy to work as straight drama and too violent and sordid to function as comedy