Review: a so-so , made-for-tv something posing as a real movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you may be galled that you 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ill-advised and poorly 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker 
Sentiment: positive


Review: into a dullard