Review: favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short 
Sentiment: negative

Review: their parents would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and there still could have been room for the war scenes . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: `` blue crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by david hennings