Review: 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: `` freaky friday , '' it 's not . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: more salacious telenovela than serious drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if hill is n't quite his generation 's don siegel ( or robert aldrich ) , it 's because there 's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair ; it 's all bluster and cliché . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long