Review: realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is more fascinating -- being real -- than anything seen on jerry springer 
Sentiment: positive

Review: it 's not a motion picture ; it 's an utterly static picture . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: may as well be called `` jar-jar binks : the movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: successfully