Review: narcissism and self-congratulation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: hollywood has been trying to pass off as acceptable teen entertainment for some time now . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the sibling rivalry and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: observations on the human condition 
Sentiment: positive


Review: one thing 's for sure -- if george romero had directed this movie , it would n't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head .