Review: fails to fascinate . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates , it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an oddity , to be sure , but one that you might wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: terminally bland 
Sentiment: negative


Review: there are many definitions of ` time waster ' but this movie must surely be one of them