Review: the entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the hurried , badly cobbled look 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an action movie with an action icon who 's been all but decommissioned 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between jane wyman and june cleaver 
Sentiment: positive


Review: exactly assured in its execution