Review: so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a delightful lark for history buffs 
Sentiment: positive

Review: boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other 
Sentiment: negative


Review: trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to stonehenge