Review: to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year 
Sentiment: negative

Review: genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout 
Sentiment: positive

Review: there 's the plot , and a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative


Review: dampened by a lackluster script and substandard performances