Review: the script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff , and that 's where this film should have remained 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jolie 's hideous yellow 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a big , loud , bang-the-drum bore . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's some outrageously creative action in the transporter ... ( b ) ut by the time frank parachutes down onto a moving truck , it 's just another cartoon with an unstoppable superman . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: balances real-time rhythms with propulsive incident .