Review: fails on so many levels 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that does n't mean it still wo n't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by a charm that 's conspicuously missing from the girls ' big-screen blowout 
Sentiment: negative

Review: smug and cartoonish 
Sentiment: negative


Review: there 's a wickedly subversive bent to the best parts of birthday girl .