Review: makes even jason x ... look positively shakesperean by comparison 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense 
Sentiment: positive

Review: can not guess why the cast and crew did n't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tawdry trash 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the annoyance of that chatty fish