Review: all awkward , static , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: deny its seriousness and quality 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a soft drink that 's been sitting open too long : it 's too much syrup and not enough fizz 
Sentiment: negative

Review: singing and finger snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands i kept looking for the last exit from brooklyn . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a longtime tolkien fan