Review: none of the happily-ever 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cast is painful to watch 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days 
Sentiment: negative

Review: actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the downward spiral comes to pass