Review: a terrible adaptation of a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that warm water under a red bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women 
Sentiment: positive

Review: replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is still top-heavy with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the dialogue is frequently overwrought and crudely literal