Review: screwball ideas 
Sentiment: negative

Review: splashed with bloody beauty as vivid 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the same old garbage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: instead of contriving a climactic hero 's death for the beloved-major - character-who-shall - remain-nameless , why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? 
Sentiment: negative


Review: entirely irony-free