Review: 's a frankenstein-monster of a film that does n't know what it wants to be . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: can drive right by it without noticing anything special , save for a few comic turns , intended and otherwise 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of impossible disappearing/reappearing acts 
Sentiment: negative

Review: been there , done that ... a thousand times already , and better 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of moronic stunts