Review: it desperately wants to be a wacky , screwball comedy , but the most screwy thing here is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: abandon '' 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe