Review: having to inhale this gutter romancer 's secondhand material 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at least three dull plots 
Sentiment: negative

Review: guilty about it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is n't a disaster , exactly , but a very handsomely produced let-down . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's not like having a real film of nijinsky , but at least it 's better than that eponymous 1980 biopic that used soap in the places where the mysteries lingered .