Review: feel anything much while watching this movie , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's at once laughable and compulsively watchable , in its committed dumbness . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: crossing-over mumbo jumbo