Review: the worst possibilities 
Sentiment: negative

Review: distances you 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie ends with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: concentrates far too much on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between chan and hewitt 
Sentiment: negative


Review: this dreadfully earnest inversion of the concubine love triangle eschews the previous film 's historical panorama and roiling pathos for bug-eyed mugging and gay-niche condescension .