Review: worth your time 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle 's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration 
Sentiment: negative

Review: weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's too loud to shout insults at the screen 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet