Review: acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist alice 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie is silly beyond comprehension , and even if it were n't silly , it would still be beyond comprehension . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gets us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a dud -- a romantic comedy that 's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny