Review: much funnier than anything 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ... the story simply putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a long way from orwell 's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of equilibrium 
Sentiment: negative


Review: put on your own mystery science theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year