Review: onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the most notable observation is how long you 've been sitting still 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no french people were harmed during the making of this movie , but they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: viewers will need all the luck they can muster just figuring out who 's who in this pretentious mess . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: apart from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theaters