Review: plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to bother pleasuring its audience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ... may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a vampire soap opera that does n't make much