Review: improvise and scream their way around this movie directionless , lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary to make this kind of idea work on screen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even lazier 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate bela lugosi 's now-cliched vampire accent 
Sentiment: negative

Review: far too cliched 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , your senses are as mushy as peas