Review: begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative

Review: take on the soullessness of work 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ill-advised and poorly 
Sentiment: negative


Review: impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure