Review: perhaps even the slc high command found writer-director mitch davis 's wall of kitsch hard going . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so mind-numbingly awful that you hope britney wo n't do it one more time , as far as movies are concerned . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mushy as peas 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: comes off as self-parody .