Review: is matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: than a half-hearted fluke 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( crane ) becomes more specimen than character -- and auto focus remains a chilly , clinical lab report 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to cliches and pat storytelling 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times