Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's not clear whether we 're supposed to shriek 
Sentiment: negative

Review: more intellectually scary than dramatically involving . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , soggy potboiler 
Sentiment: negative


Review: only a fleeting grasp of how to develop them