Review: low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: good-time shenanigans 
Sentiment: positive

Review: refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one 
Sentiment: negative

Review: deathly slow to any teen 
Sentiment: negative


Review: shrewd enough to activate girlish tear ducts does n't mean it 's good enough for our girls