Review: shameless self-caricature 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an airless , prepackaged julia roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the gorgeous piano 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is ( cattaneo ) sophomore slump 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 're left thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity