Review: you 'll forget about it by monday , though , and if they 're old enough to have developed some taste , so will your kids . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nickleby with all the halfhearted zeal of an 8th grade boy delving 
Sentiment: negative

Review: for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... pays tribute to heroes the way julia roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a slow death