Review: disastrous 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with nutty cliches and far too much dialogue 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a cinematic car wreck , a catastrophic collision of tastelessness and gall that nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride 
Sentiment: negative


Review: contrived , awkward and filled with unintended laughs , the film shows signs that someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster .