Review: much about the film is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too hard to be mythic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: utter loss personified in the film 's simple title 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dreadfulness 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze .