Review: nothing distinguishing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a book report 
Sentiment: negative

Review: talkiness is n't necessarily bad , but the dialogue frequently misses the mark 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mild disturbance or detached pleasure 
Sentiment: negative


Review: meets friday the 13th by way of clean and sober , filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat