Review: of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has an unmistakable , easy joie de vivre 
Sentiment: positive

Review: to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year 
Sentiment: negative


Review: be occupied for 72 minutes