Review: pitifully few real laughs 
Sentiment: negative

Review: coal is n't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children 's stockings . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and truth-in-advertising hounds take note : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie barely makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: will linger long after this film has ended