Review: after several scenes of this tacky nonsense , you 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lends itself beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: after drinking twelve beers 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one .