Review: 's not scary in the slightest 
Sentiment: negative

Review: directed the film from the back of a taxicab 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such 
Sentiment: negative

Review: aimlessly and unsuccessfully attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: are canny and spiced with irony