Review: the dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: heart-pounding suspense 
Sentiment: positive

Review: hallmark commercial 
Sentiment: negative

Review: were a series of bible parables and not an actual story 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor .