Review: about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as very important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a hollywood product 
Sentiment: negative

Review: characteristically engorged and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative


Review: so stupid