Review: so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope 
Sentiment: negative

Review: say the obvious : abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick and a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is so thoughtlessly assembled . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: too many films