Review: to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in praise of love lacks even the most fragmented charms i have found in almost all of his previous works . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal pessimists : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: were afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they 'd earn . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a gut punch