Review: the french director has turned out nearly 21/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative

Review: creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light 
Sentiment: positive

Review: releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in january lends itself to easy jokes and insults , and snow dogs deserves every single one of them 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the kind of sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati