Review: funny , sexy , devastating and incurably romantic . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: you may be galled that you 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: simultaneously heart-breaking and very funny 
Sentiment: positive

Review: balzac and the little chinese seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem 
Sentiment: positive


Review: of the guru who helped