Review: 's both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts to be poignant . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that fails on so many levels 
Sentiment: negative

Review: remains a chilly , clinical lab report 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the film has a terrific look and salma hayek has a feel for the character at all stages of her life .