Review: the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bad romances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: long , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: build some robots , haul 'em to the theater with you for the late show , and put on your own mystery science theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder of what ( evans ) had , lost , and got back