Review: we started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed ` chris rock , ' ` anthony hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some univac-like script machine . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is the gabbiest giant-screen movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , it 's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside danish cows falls flat , and if you 're going to alter the bard 's ending , you 'd better have a good alternative . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: skip this dreck