Review: will anyone who is n't a fangoria subscriber be excited that it has n't gone straight to video ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pat storylines , precious circumstances 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the action scenes have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: about how lame 
Sentiment: negative


Review: guessing at almost every turn