Review: born out of an engaging storyline , which also is n't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues 
Sentiment: positive

Review: on top of a foundering performance , ( madonna 's ) denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the bottom of the barrel 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , irrational , long-suffering but cruel 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector 's lens