Review: world traveler gave me no reason to care 
Sentiment: negative

Review: disdain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comes off as a pale successor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: michael myers for good 
Sentiment: positive


Review: despite all evidence to the contrary , this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie , the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on tv and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults .