Review: been perfect for an old `` twilight zone '' episode 
Sentiment: positive

Review: feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways 
Sentiment: negative

Review: charmless witch 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a much better mother-daughter tale than last summer 's ` divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood , ' but that 's not saying much