Review: listless , witless , and devoid of anything 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at every faltering half-step of its development 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this wo n't seem like such a bore 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i think it was plato who said , ' i think , therefore i know better than to rush to the theater for this one 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a visually flashy but narratively opaque and emotionally vapid exercise in style and mystification .