Review: to recite bland police procedural details , fiennes wanders around in an attempt 
Sentiment: negative

Review: who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being 
Sentiment: negative

Review: transforms the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: a series of escapades demonstrating the adage that what is good for the goose is also good for the gander , some of which occasionally amuses but none of which amounts to much of a story .