Review: a film that 's not merely about kicking undead *** 
Sentiment: positive

Review: has the disjointed feel of a bunch of strung-together tv episodes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in the spirit of the season , i assign one bright shining star to roberto benigni 's pinocchio -- but i guarantee that no wise men will be following after it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is enough to give you brain strain 
Sentiment: negative


Review: all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings