Review: is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to stonehenge . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is every bit as fascinating 
Sentiment: positive

Review: us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: incoherent , instantly disposable 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a few tasty morsels