Review: would probably be duking it out with the queen of the damned for the honor . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you laugh once ( maybe twice ) 
Sentiment: negative


Review: has hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as one terrific score and attitude to spare