Review: made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` simone , '' and consider a dvd rental instead . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what saves it ... and makes it one of the better video-game-based flicks , is that the film acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist alice . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: with unlikable , spiteful idiots 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's a frightful vanity film that , no doubt , pays off what debt miramax felt they owed to benigni .