Review: instead of contriving a climactic hero 's death for the beloved-major - character-who-shall - remain-nameless , why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: take longer to heal : the welt on johnny knoxville 's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy , partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- and entirely 
Sentiment: negative

Review: into that annoying specimen of humanity 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the absence of narrative continuity