Review: in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent 
Sentiment: positive

Review: where nothing really happens 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing happens 
Sentiment: negative

Review: saddled 
Sentiment: negative


Review: viewers of barney 's crushingly self-indulgent spectacle will see nothing in it to match the ordeal of sitting through it .