Review: is even remotely new or interesting 
Sentiment: negative

Review: van wilder has a built-in audience , but only among those who are drying out from spring break and are still unconcerned about what they ingest . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice 
Sentiment: negative

Review: since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sometimes dry