Review: is as padded as allen 's jelly belly 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's hard to like a film so cold and dead 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bland hotels 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a movie more to be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist 's waiting room , complete with soothing muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: recommend waiting for dvd and just skipping straight to her scenes