Review: that powerhouse of 19th-century prose 
Sentiment: positive

Review: me realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: going to be really awful 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense 
Sentiment: negative


Review: one-sided theme