Review: a boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-century crime as a metaphor for -- well , i 'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop 
Sentiment: negative

Review: becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the ya-ya sisterhood 
Sentiment: positive

Review: to activate girlish tear ducts does n't mean it 's good enough for our girls 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the movie 's set