Review: her pale , dark beauty and 
Sentiment: positive

Review: me feel weird / thinking about all the bad things in the world / like puppies with broken legs / and butterflies that die / and movies starring pop queens 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fails to give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the acting is fine but the script is about as interesting as a recording of conversations at the wal-mart checkout line 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the film is reasonably entertaining , though it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy .