Review: entertains not 
Sentiment: negative

Review: such an incomprehensible mess that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a story that 's shapeless and uninflected 
Sentiment: negative

Review: muddy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to inject her pure fantasy character , melanie carmichael , with a massive infusion of old-fashioned hollywood magic