Review: is as serious as a pink slip . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with enough negatives 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is precious little of either . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine 
Sentiment: positive


Review: that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' pg-13 rating