Review: so badly made on every level that i 'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , this quirky soccer import is forgettable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: far-flung , illogical , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work