Review: with motionless characters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , i do n't see the point 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to be a hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 10 minutes into the film you 'll be white-knuckled and unable to look away .