Review: mindless and boring martial arts and gunplay with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: clare peploe 's airless movie adaptation could use a little american pie-like irreverence . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: from the flawed support structure holding equilibrium up 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tuck everlasting falls victim to that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: collapses under its own meager weight .