Review: a ` girls gone wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , the burning sensation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story is bogus and its characters tissue-thin . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a fragment of an underdone potato 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i can imagine this movie as a b & w british comedy , circa 1960 , with peter sellers , kenneth williams , et al. , but at this time , with this cast , this movie is hopeless .