Review: so mind-numbingly awful that you hope britney wo n't do it one more time , as far as movies are concerned . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: though lan yu lacks a sense of dramatic urgency 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have n't seen such self-amused trash since freddy got fingered . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of utter loss personified in the film 's simple title 
Sentiment: negative


Review: completely awful iranian drama ... as much fun as a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque