Review: it 's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the plot makes no sense 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , and dramatically moving 
Sentiment: positive

Review: long before it 's over , you 'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to insulting the intelligence of anyone who has n't been living under a rock