Review: childish things 
Sentiment: negative

Review: off-kilter dialogue 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an oddity , to be sure , but one that you might wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography