Review: this painfully unfunny farce 
Sentiment: negative

Review: whatever terror the heroes of horror movies try to avoid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by turns numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the delicious trimmings ... arrive early and stay late , filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind 's liberating ability to triumph over a scrooge or two .