Review: it 's impossible to care 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story really has no place to go since simone is not real -- she ca n't provide any conflict . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too many scenarios in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize , and too few that allow us to wonder for ourselves if things will turn out okay . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , `` ballistic : ecks vs. sever '' seems as safe as a children 's film .