Review: hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dialogue is cumbersome , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: unimaginative and 
Sentiment: negative


Review: as deflated as he does