Review: like showgirls and glitter , the most entertaining moments here are unintentional . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that starts out like heathers , then becomes bring it on , then becomes unwatchable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: had more interesting -- and , dare i say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot 
Sentiment: negative


Review: have given this movie a rating of zero