Review: the run-of-the-mill singles blender 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a thriller without a lot of thrills . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: report card : does n't live up to the exalted tagline - there 's definite room for improvement . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: green ruins every single scene he 's in , and 
Sentiment: negative


Review: feels contrived , as if the filmmakers were worried the story would n't work without all those gimmicks