Review: adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is somehow making its way instead to theaters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a temperamental child begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: cutting impressions