Review: the overall effect is awe and affection -- and a strange urge to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: they ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: drag on for nearly three hours 
Sentiment: negative

Review: complete wash 
Sentiment: negative


Review: seems embarrassed by his own invention and