Review: a strangely tempting bouquet 
Sentiment: positive

Review: , they 're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is , we have no idea what in creation is going on 
Sentiment: negative

Review: quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes battlefield earth and showgirls 
Sentiment: negative


Review: starts making water torture seem appealing