Review: spain 's greatest star wattage does n't overcome the tumult of maudlin tragedy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you 'll like promises . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: feel after an 88-minute rip-off of the rock 
Sentiment: negative


Review: no charm , no laughs