Review: a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jerking off in all its byzantine incarnations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie is undone by a filmmaking methodology that 's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a great way to spend 4 units of your day 
Sentiment: positive


Review: old-fashioned but thoroughly satisfying entertainment