Review: wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ca n't support the epic treatment 
Sentiment: negative

Review: attal pushes too hard to make this a comedy or serious drama . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers 
Sentiment: negative


Review: familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same