Review: which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix 
Sentiment: negative

Review: becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if 
Sentiment: negative

Review: simply feeling like no other film in recent history 
Sentiment: positive

Review: been recycled more times than i 'd care to count 
Sentiment: negative


Review: premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper .