Review: all the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sad , sordid universe 
Sentiment: negative

Review: great missed opportunity 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be 
Sentiment: negative


Review: fragmented film