Review: long before it 's over , you 'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sugary sentiment and withholds delivery 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sad , soggy potboiler 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is interested in nothing 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's as if solondz had two ideas for two movies , could n't really figure out how to flesh either out , so