Review: picture that does not move 
Sentiment: negative

Review: schticky chris rock and stolid anthony hopkins 
Sentiment: positive

Review: and sickening product placement 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pretentious , fascinating , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the tuxedo was n't just bad ; it was , as my friend david cross would call it , ` hungry-man portions of bad '