Review: most of the storylines feel like time fillers between surf shots . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications ... that have no bearing on the story . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair 
Sentiment: negative


Review: stay afloat