Review: for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unique culture 
Sentiment: positive

Review: miss it altogether , in part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin 
Sentiment: negative

Review: suckers 
Sentiment: negative


Review: which will take longer to heal : the welt on johnny knoxville 's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche