Review: what begins brightly gets bogged down over 140 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the gifts of all involved , starting with spielberg and going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: almost unimaginable horror 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a disappointment for those who love alternate versions of the bard , particularly ones that involve deep fryers and hamburgers .