Review: the dialogue is cumbersome , the simpering soundtrack and editing more so . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a personal low for everyone 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor hermocrates and leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ' should never have been brought out of hibernation 
Sentiment: negative


Review: confusing and horrifying vision