Review: aimlessly and unsuccessfully attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: clichés and a dim 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it looks like an action movie , but it 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest 
Sentiment: negative


Review: um ... is n't that the basis for the entire plot ?