Review: of teen-speak and animal gibberish 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the genuine ones barely register 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's some outrageously creative action in the transporter ... ( b ) ut by the time frank parachutes down onto a moving truck , it 's just another cartoon with an unstoppable superman . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film the sum of all fears , starring ben affleck , seem downright hitchcockian 
Sentiment: negative


Review: all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own