Review: there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the most pitiful directing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they 'd earn 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sad and rote exercise in milking a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ( seagal 's ) strenuous attempt