Review: makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then gives us half an hour of car chases . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a really good premise is frittered away in middle-of-the-road blandness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like ballistic : ecks vs. sever , were made for the palm screen . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what 's infuriating about full frontal 
Sentiment: negative


Review: one problem with the movie , directed by joel schumacher