Review: a cellophane-pop remake 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with its parade of almost perpetually wasted characters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by turns touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , even sexy 
Sentiment: positive

Review: would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days 
Sentiment: negative


Review: flat champagne