Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this is n't something to be taken seriously 
Sentiment: negative

Review: veers into corny sentimentality , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sick and 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a beautiful , aching sadness