Review: you get back to your car in the parking lot 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a disaster of a story 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to a biting satire that has no teeth 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew 
Sentiment: positive


Review: i 'll settle for a nice cool glass of iced tea and a jerry bruckheimer flick any day of the week