Review: 's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with familiar situations and repetitive scenes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the nicest thing that can be said about stealing harvard ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: glossy melodrama 
Sentiment: negative


Review: mostly , shafer and co-writer gregory hinton lack a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor .