Review: just as the lousy tarantino imitations have subsided , here comes the first lousy guy ritchie imitation . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's impossible to care 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an ambitious , guilt-suffused melodrama crippled by poor casting . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that the e-graveyard 
Sentiment: negative


Review: if swimfan does catch on , it may be because teens are looking for something to make them laugh .