Review: 's mildly sentimental , unabashedly consumerist ... studiously inoffensive and completely disposable . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: entertaining , if ultimately minor , thriller 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year 
Sentiment: negative


Review: unreligious