Review: to the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: uncool the only thing missing is the `` gadzooks ! 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has a laundry list of minor shortcomings 
Sentiment: negative

Review: manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney ... 
Sentiment: negative


Review: an ill-conceived jumble that 's not scary , not smart and not engaging .