Review: comes off as a long 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones , but 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the only pain you 'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at his most sparkling 
Sentiment: positive


Review: starts out with tremendous promise , introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , only to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter .