Review: to lend some dignity to a dumb story 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a feast for the eyes 
Sentiment: positive

Review: sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching 
Sentiment: negative

Review: most of the problems with the film do n't derive from the screenplay , but rather the mediocre performances by most of the actors involved 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care