Review: if that does n't clue you in that something 's horribly wrong , nothing will . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a rip-off twice removed , modeled after ( seagal 's ) earlier copycat under siege 
Sentiment: negative

Review: slow and dreary 
Sentiment: negative


Review: hokey