Review: costner 's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as shadyac 's perfunctory directing chops 
Sentiment: negative

Review: were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this space-based homage to robert louis stevenson 's treasure island fires on all plasma conduits . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: you ca n't believe anyone would really buy this stuff . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: were watching monkeys flinging their feces at you .