Review: b-movie you 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a story for more than four minutes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: equally derisive clunker 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is omitted nor a cliché left unsaid . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: too restrained to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging ... the isle defies an easy categorization .