Review: is so insanely dysfunctional that the rampantly designed equilibrium becomes a concept doofus . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cancer 
Sentiment: negative


Review: if you 're as happy listening to movies as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you , then you 're at the right film .