Review: which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the plot grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that just does n't have big screen magic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has ever suspected hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels 
Sentiment: negative


Review: forget its absurdity