Review: to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wishy-washy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving 
Sentiment: negative

Review: almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their *** off for an hour-and-a-half 
Sentiment: positive


Review: wonderful , ghastly film