Review: features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances , ineptly directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of strung-together moments 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure 
Sentiment: positive


Review: definitive , if disingenuous ,