Review: the story 's pathetic and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: absurdities and clichés accumulate like lint in a fat man 's navel . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gussied up with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks that it 's not clear whether we 're supposed to shriek or 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that , even in all its director 's cut glory , he 's made a film that 's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything 
Sentiment: negative


Review: critic-proof