Review: made no such thing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a mishmash 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tortured 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't sustain a high enough level of invention 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy .