Review: ( less a movie than ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a bad improvisation exercise , the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives , loves and the art 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 've grown tired of going where no man has gone before 
Sentiment: negative

Review: parker updates the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: plays like a volatile and overlong w magazine fashion spread .