Review: critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cranky adults 
Sentiment: negative

Review: make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal 
Sentiment: positive

Review: unless bob crane is someone of particular interest to you , this film 's impressive performances and adept direction are n't likely to leave a lasting impression . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: everything else about it is straight from the saturday morning cartoons -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness