Review: really does feel like a short stretched out to feature length . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many barney videos . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is instead about as fresh as last week 's issue of variety . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: not a trace of humanity or empathy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: coppola 's directorial debut is an incredibly layered and stylistic film that , despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema .