Review: that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress 
Sentiment: positive

Review: there are many definitions of ` time waster ' but 
Sentiment: negative

Review: utterly painful 
Sentiment: negative

Review: whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i got a headache watching this meaningless downer .