Review: is one of those crazy , mixed-up films that does n't know what it wants to be when it grows up 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with bloody beauty as vivid 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a laughable -- or rather , unlaughable -- excuse for a film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the most pitiful directing 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , you wo n't find anything to get excited about on this dvd .