Review: all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: just do n't work in concert . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , though goofy and lurid ,