Review: a noble failure . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: badly made on every level 
Sentiment: negative

Review: quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and bruce willis with a scar 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this remake of lina wertmuller 's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since john and bo derek made the ridiculous bolero 
Sentiment: negative


Review: inspire anything more than a visit to mcdonald 's , let alone