Review: the script has less spice than a rat burger 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a loquacious and dreary piece of business . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing delivered by the former mr. drew barrymore 
Sentiment: negative

Review: idiots who do n't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , we get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many barney videos .