Review: that crawls along at a snail 's pace 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a low-budget hybrid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't quite do justice to the awfulness of the movie , for that comes through all too painfully in the execution . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with its parade of almost perpetually wasted characters 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that they 're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders