Review: an average b-movie with no aspirations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened 
Sentiment: negative

Review: irresponsible sandlerian 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a story for more than four minutes 
Sentiment: negative


Review: skip this turd and