Review: for this sort of thing to work , we need agile performers , but the proficient , dull sorvino has no light touch , and rodan is out of his league . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: disgusting . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: funny 
Sentiment: positive

Review: instead of contriving a climactic hero 's death for the beloved-major - character-who-shall - remain-nameless , why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? 
Sentiment: negative


Review: your senses are as mushy as peas