Review: dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` the thing ' and a geriatric 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'd live in if argento 's hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve 
Sentiment: positive

Review: co-winner 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is delightful in the central role 
Sentiment: positive


Review: it has all the excitement of eating oatmeal .