Review: each scene drags , underscoring the obvious , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: undemanding armchair tourists 
Sentiment: negative

Review: he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a complete wash ( no pun intended ) , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a movie where the most notable observation is how long you 've been sitting still .