Review: idiosyncratic enough to lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise 
Sentiment: positive

Review: which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's also uninspired 
Sentiment: negative

Review: splatter 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways