Review: made but uninvolving 
Sentiment: negative

Review: adrenaline jolt 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , watching seinfeld ( who is also one of the film 's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if you 're the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix , i have just one word for you - -- decasia 
Sentiment: negative


Review: drains it