Review: mired in a shabby script 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i guarantee that no wise men will be following after it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: absolutely and completely ridiculous 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire olympic swim team through