Review: an often watchable , though goofy and lurid , blast of a costume drama 
Sentiment: positive

Review: j. lo will earn her share of the holiday box office pie , although this movie makes one thing perfectly clear : she 's a pretty woman , but she 's no working girl 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , he can not overcome the sense that pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending