Review: reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' pg-13 rating 
Sentiment: negative

Review: manages for but a few seconds over its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: plenty to offend everyone 
Sentiment: negative

Review: visually 
Sentiment: positive


Review: depressingly thin and