Review: we never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they 'll wind up together 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump 
Sentiment: negative

Review: michael myers for good 
Sentiment: positive


Review: it 's difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here 's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role .