Review: , why should you buy the movie milk when the tv cow is free ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: zellweger 's whiny pouty-lipped poof 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cinematic corpse 
Sentiment: negative

Review: takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you : slow down , shake off your tensions and take this picture at its own breezy , distracted rhythms 
Sentiment: positive


Review: it 's self-defeatingly decorous