Review: if the last man were the last movie left on earth , there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a stiff 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bitter pill 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that works against itself