Review: in the pants 
Sentiment: positive

Review: essentially juiceless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as a seven rip-off 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who are n't looking for them 
Sentiment: negative


Review: virtually collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension