Review: nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman 's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness 
Sentiment: negative

Review: merely pretentious -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gives poor dana carvey nothing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's the filmmakers ' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time b movies good-bad that makes eight legged freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through snow dogs