Review: slog 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's a compelling and horrifying story 
Sentiment: positive

Review: jackson shamefully strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , and it 's a sad , sick sight . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: every once in a while , a movie will come along that turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that i usually dread encountering the most - the fanboy