Review: in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee 
Sentiment: negative

Review: how long will filmmakers copy the `` saving private ryan '' battle scenes before realizing steven spielberg got it right the first time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if hill is n't quite his generation 's don siegel ( or robert aldrich ) , it 's because there 's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a humorless journey into a philosophical void . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh