Review: begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative

Review: due to its rapid-fire delivery and 
Sentiment: positive

Review: that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such 
Sentiment: negative

Review: thoroughly unrewarding all of this 
Sentiment: negative


Review: so perfect