Review: a story that 's shapeless and uninflected 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it looks like an action movie , but it 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: charmless witch 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is essentially juiceless . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: for this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- chelsea walls deserves a medal .