Review: standard horror flick formula 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an unremittingly ugly movie to look at , listen to , and think about , it is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the dv revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it looks like an action movie , but it 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a grand tour through 300 hundred years of russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement 
Sentiment: positive


Review: there 's no conversion effort , much of the writing is genuinely witty