Review: no way original , or even 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: adrift , bentley and hudson stare and sniffle , respectively , as ledger attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a lot more bluster than bite 
Sentiment: negative


Review: fixating on a far corner of the screen at times