Review: wanders all over the map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from lynch , jeunet , and von trier while failing to find a spark of its own . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the eye candy here lacks considerable brio . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , overlong , and bombastic 
Sentiment: negative


Review: bombshell