Review: written , flatly , by david kendall and directed , barely , by there 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will strike a chord with anyone who 's ever 
Sentiment: positive

Review: entirely infantile 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , watching seinfeld ( who is also one of the film 's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad