Review: if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i have a confession to make : i did n't particularly like e.t. the first time i saw it as a young boy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story really has no place to go since simone is not real -- she ca n't provide any conflict . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will absolutely crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ultra-cheesy dialogue