Review: this is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the barn-burningly bad movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wonderfully loopy 
Sentiment: positive


Review: the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes