Review: whether jason x is this bad on purpose is never clear . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be any flatter 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one thing 's for sure -- if george romero had directed this movie , it would n't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head 
Sentiment: negative


Review: constructs a hilarious ode to middle america and middle age with this unlikely odyssey , featuring a pathetic , endearing hero who is all too human