Review: the longest 90 minutes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting 
Sentiment: negative

Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be galled that you 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's like rocky and bullwinkle on speed