Review: the scorpion king is more fun than conan the barbarian . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: , alone , should scare any sane person away . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: most aggressive and most sincere attempt 
Sentiment: positive

Review: what elevates the movie above the run-of-the-mill singles blender is its surreal sense of humor and technological finish . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects