Review: is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while banderas looks like he 's not trying to laugh at how bad it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of bewitched that takes place during spring break . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is why i have given it a one-star rating 
Sentiment: negative

Review: skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you 're sure to get more out of the latter experience . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: with we were soldiers , hollywood makes a valiant attempt to tell a story about the vietnam war before the pathology set in .