Review: appears to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the locale ... remains far more interesting than the story at hand . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free 
Sentiment: negative

Review: truly terrible 
Sentiment: negative


Review: savor whenever the film 's lamer instincts are in the saddle