Review: the feature-length stretch ... strains the show 's concept . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: watchable up until the point where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say , when carol kane appears on the screen . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: imagine o. henry 's the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc 's drug scene . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to hide the fact that seagal 's overweight and out of shape 
Sentiment: negative


Review: laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy