Review: this is the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: spider-man is about growing strange hairs , getting a more mature body , and finding it necessary to hide new secretions from the parental units . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: not that any of us should be complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days , but the plotting here leaves a lot to be desired . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , or inventive