Review: plays like a 95-minute commercial for nba properties 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no chemistry or 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an incredibly irritating comedy about thoroughly vacuous people ... manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time 
Sentiment: negative


Review: in sorrow