Review: that you 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ca n't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's as if solondz had two ideas for two movies , could n't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped ` em together here . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: exist only for its climactic setpiece 
Sentiment: negative


Review: as action-adventure , this space-based homage to robert louis stevenson 's treasure island fires on all plasma conduits .