Review: an unremittingly ugly movie to look at , listen to , and think about , it is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the dv revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a mediocre tribute to films like them 
Sentiment: negative

Review: odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the worst possibilities 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i imagined a movie ever could be