Review: in an entirely irony-free zone and bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if it were n't such a clever adaptation of the bard 's tragic play 
Sentiment: positive

Review: this mess 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that 's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , iwai 's gorgeous visuals seduce .