Review: to just die already 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cruel deception 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stumbles 
Sentiment: negative

Review: also is n't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues 
Sentiment: positive


Review: time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` clockstoppers , '' but that does n't mean it still wo n't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life