Review: a zombie movie in every sense of the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: take me back to a time before i saw this movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the sword fighting is well done and auteuil is a goofy pleasure 
Sentiment: positive


Review: most fascinating stories