Review: general absurdity 
Sentiment: negative

Review: press the delete key 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the most poorly staged and lit action in memory 
Sentiment: negative


Review: theological matters aside , the movie is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues .