Review: gorgeous pair 
Sentiment: positive

Review: feels shrill , simple and soapy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and watching its rote plot points connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes .