Review: plays like the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's fairly lame 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what made allen 's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring 
Sentiment: positive

Review: there 's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed : mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up ; when the explosions start , they fall to pieces 
Sentiment: negative


Review: serves as a rather thin moral