Review: a retail clerk 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a brilliant piece of filmmaking 
Sentiment: positive

Review: just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play 
Sentiment: positive

Review: wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting , macabre sets , and endless rain is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else .