Review: imagine a film that begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: independent film 
Sentiment: positive

Review: cold-hearted curmudgeon 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cause you to bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is trite