Review: ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , do n't shoot the messenger ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gives the lady and the duke something of a theatrical air 
Sentiment: positive

Review: gorgeous to look at but insufferably tedious and turgid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy an excuse for a movie as you can imagine 
Sentiment: negative


Review: giant step backward