Review: the surprisingly shoddy makeup work 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but permits them time and space to convince us of that all on their own . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: incredibly inane 
Sentiment: negative

Review: spend $ 9 on the same stuff you can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it would be easy for critics to shred it