Review: than this hastily dubbed disaster 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so insatiable it absorbs all manner of lame entertainment , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this cinema verite speculation on the assassination of john f. kennedy may have been inspired by blair witch , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater