Review: this turd squashed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is supposed to be madcap farce . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dispassionate gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: magnificent jackie chan 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ( a ) boldly stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain .