Review: virtually plotless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: little more than a mall movie designed to kill time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might i suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener 
Sentiment: negative


Review: does n't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy .