Review: you do n't understand what on earth is going on 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress andie macdowell 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor hermocrates and leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours 
Sentiment: negative

Review: amused and entertained by the unfolding of bielinsky 's 
Sentiment: positive


Review: 'd be lying if i said my ribcage did n't ache by the end of kung pow .