Review: demonic doings on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged 
Sentiment: negative

Review: not only is it hokey , manipulative and as bland as wonder bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need hollywood doing to us : it preaches . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: exercise in formula crash-and-bash action 
Sentiment: negative

Review: feels painfully redundant and inauthentic . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: farts