Review: despite some comic sparks , welcome to collinwood never catches fire . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture 
Sentiment: negative

Review: getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ideal casting 
Sentiment: positive


Review: the script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff ,