Review: they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you do n't care who fires the winning shot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the dorkier aspects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: loses himself to the film 's circular structure 
Sentiment: negative


Review: largest-ever historical canvas