Review: realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: crossroads comes up shorter than britney 's cutoffs . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , those rejected must have been astronomically bad 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a lovely film