Review: a film that 's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a solid pedigree both in front of and , more specifically , behind the camera 
Sentiment: positive

Review: falls flat as a spoof . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining