Review: if the last man were the last movie left on earth , there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sadistic bike flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands i 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is not even as daring as john ritter 's glory days 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull .