Review: entertaining two hours 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the jokes are telegraphed so far in advance they must have been lost in the mail . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: detention 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since i last walked out on a movie , but resident evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: cheap , vulgar dialogue and a plot that crawls along at a snail 's pace .