Review: the obnoxious special effects , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: blair witch video-cam footage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's also too stupid to realize that they 've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times 
Sentiment: negative

Review: something goes bump in the night and nobody cares 
Sentiment: negative


Review: memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , by extension , its surprises limp