Review: get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many barney videos . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mostly due to its superior cast 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is , we have no idea what in creation is going on 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some kid who ca n't act , only echoes of jordan , and weirdo actor crispin glover screwing things up old school 
Sentiment: negative


Review: this ready-made midnight movie probably wo n't stand the cold light of day