Review: see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is small and shriveled 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention , but it grows monotonous after a while , as do joan and philip 's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is n't a movie ; it 's a symptom . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: makes absolutely no sense