Review: coming back to the achingly unfunny phonce and his several silly subplots 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you 'd want to smash its face in 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress andie macdowell 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that makes eight legged freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion 
Sentiment: positive


Review: stealing harvard will dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : a few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious .