Review: has virtually nothing to show 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even its target audience talked all the way through it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unfunny wannabe 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's not nearly enough that 's right