Review: 's a slow study : the action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this orange has some juice , but it 's far from fresh-squeezed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: both heartbreaking 
Sentiment: negative

Review: contrived plot points 
Sentiment: negative


Review: passes time until it 's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge .