Review: it 's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since i last walked out on a movie , but resident evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure 
Sentiment: negative

Review: which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of run lola run 
Sentiment: negative

Review: brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , there 's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like michael jackson 's nose . 
Sentiment: negative


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