Review: chan wades through putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` if i stay positive , maybe i can channel one of my greatest pictures , drunken master . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would benigni 's italian pinocchio have been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous : an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , going nowhere fast . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: terminally bland , painfully slow and needlessly confusing ... the movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , pointless meditation on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel .