Review: worst 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is ) the comedy equivalent of saddam hussein 
Sentiment: negative

Review: much about the film is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the best of hollywood 's comic-book