Review: the gorgeously elaborate continuation of `` the lord of the rings '' trilogy is so huge that a column of words can not adequately describe co-writer/director peter jackson 's expanded vision of j.r.r. tolkien 's middle-earth . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: be lulled into a coma 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sour attempt at making a farrelly brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher for the female 
Sentiment: negative

Review: straight-to-video movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: on a cutting room floor somewhere lies ... footage that might have made no such thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire .