Review: occasionally loud and offensive , but more often , it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comes off as annoying rather than charming 
Sentiment: negative

Review: for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects 
Sentiment: negative


Review: shift