Review: one of the year 's worst cinematic tragedies 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's not quite the genre-busting film it 's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe .