Review: chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back 
Sentiment: negative

Review: can just follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity 
Sentiment: negative

Review: yet unforgivingly inconsistent 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to the point of nausea 
Sentiment: negative


Review: there ought to be a directing license , so that ed burns can have his revoked .