Review: assign one bright shining star to roberto benigni 's pinocchio -- 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the script has less spice than a rat burger and the rock 's fighting skills are more in line with steven seagal . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: all great films about a life you never knew existed