Review: is a total misfire . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no clue about making a movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a purposefully reductive movie -- which may be why it 's so successful at lodging itself in the brain . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: glucose sentimentality and 
Sentiment: negative


Review: if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick