Review: you ca n't believe anyone would really buy this stuff . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of bewitched that takes place during spring break . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: terms with his picture-perfect life 
Sentiment: positive

Review: was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a movie that 's held captive by mediocrity .