Review: documentary to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: remake andrei tarkovsky 's solaris so much as distill it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this is n't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a grand fart coming from a director beginning to resemble someone 's crazy french grandfather 
Sentiment: negative


Review: third-rate horror sequels