Review: a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jerking off in all its byzantine incarnations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie is undone by a filmmaking methodology that 's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one 
Sentiment: negative


Review: old-fashioned but thoroughly satisfying entertainment