Review: as a remake , it 's a pale imitation . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference 
Sentiment: negative


Review: conforms itself with creating a game of ` who 's who ' ... where the characters ' moves are often more predictable than their consequences .