Review: inescapably gorgeous , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cardboard characters and performers 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a plodding teen remake that 's so mechanical you can smell the grease on the plot 
Sentiment: negative


Review: did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history ?