Review: languorous slo-mo sequences 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a real shame 
Sentiment: negative

Review: galled that you 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside danish cows 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-century crime as a metaphor for