Review: the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries 
Sentiment: negative

Review: smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like michael jackson 's nose . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , you 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: mimics everyone and everything