Review: plotless , shapeless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seeing because it 's so bad 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film was produced by jerry bruckheimer and directed by joel schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way and demographically targeted to please every one ( and no one ) . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the beautifully choreographed kitchen ballet