Review: ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: makes eight legged freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion 
Sentiment: positive

Review: with a tone as variable as the cinematography , schaeffer 's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing in it to engage children emotionally 
Sentiment: negative


Review: funny without hitting below the belt