Review: an airless , prepackaged julia roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you 'll wonder if lopez 's publicist should share screenwriting credit . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's hard to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's far tamer than advertised 
Sentiment: negative


Review: nothing here seems as funny as it did in analyze this , not even joe viterelli as de niro 's right-hand goombah .