Review: see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even if it made its original release date last fall 
Sentiment: negative

Review: who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix 
Sentiment: negative

Review: armageddon 
Sentiment: negative


Review: even caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater