Review: boredom to the point of collapse , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time , something that you could easily be dealing with right now in your lives . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers , and circles it obsessively , without making contact . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in the spirit of the season , i assign one bright shining star to roberto benigni 's pinocchio -- but i guarantee that no wise men will be following after it . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame