Review: so awful 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a slapdash mess 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of any film more challenging or depressing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , ponderous and charmless