Review: from mtv schmucks who do n't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: never rises above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: certainly was n't feeling any of it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: make it as much fun as reading an oversized picture book before bedtime . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: an even less capable trio