Review: a lot like a well-made pb & j sandwich : 
Sentiment: positive

Review: essentially juiceless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some writer dude , i think his name was , uh , michael zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: and that 's a big part of why we go to the movies .