Review: given the fact that virtually no one is bound to show up at theaters for it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: promises a new kind of high but delivers the same old bad trip 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as with so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type 
Sentiment: negative

Review: want to see it 
Sentiment: positive


Review: bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists