Review: crushingly self-indulgent spectacle 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could just feel the screenwriter at every moment ` tap , tap , tap , tap , tapping away ' on this screenplay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: another tired old vision 
Sentiment: negative


Review: plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film