Review: in an entirely irony-free zone and bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a long way from orwell 's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of equilibrium , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this mess 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that 's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , iwai 's gorgeous visuals seduce .