Review: kilt-wearing jackson 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a mediocre movie trying to get out 
Sentiment: negative

Review: begins as a seven rip-off 
Sentiment: negative

Review: accuse kung pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that reminds at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm