Review: it goes nowhere 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a wet burlap sack of gloom 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for universal studios and its ancillary products ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story is predictable , the jokes are typical sandler fare , and the romance with ryder is puzzling . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank ,