Review: a movie in which two not very absorbing characters are engaged in a romance you ca n't wait to see end . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the growing , moldering pile 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are dampened by a lackluster script and substandard performances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is n't one moment in the film that surprises or delights 
Sentiment: negative


Review: never rise above the level of an after-school tv special