Review: might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of war 
Sentiment: negative

Review: which fails to rise above its disgusting source material 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that van wilder does little that is actually funny with the material 
Sentiment: negative


Review: does n't trust laughs -- and does n't conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects .