Review: features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances , ineptly directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: parents love to have their kids 
Sentiment: positive

Review: establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : a james bond series for kids 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure 
Sentiment: positive


Review: definitive , if disingenuous ,