Review: documentary to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- 
Sentiment: positive

Review: its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this is n't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a grand fart coming from a director beginning to resemble someone 's crazy french grandfather 
Sentiment: negative


Review: third-rate horror sequels