Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: uses a totally unnecessary prologue , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fairly harmless 
Sentiment: positive

Review: comes up shorter than britney 's cutoffs 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind 's liberating ability