Review: paints an absurdly simplistic picture . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i think it was plato who said , ' i think , therefore i know better than to rush to the theater for this one 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i do n't know why steven seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there are some fairly unsettling scenes , but they never succeed in really rattling the viewer 
Sentiment: negative


Review: goes to absurd lengths