Review: that it 's the butt of its own joke 
Sentiment: negative

Review: begin to long for the end credits as the desert does for rain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that old adage about women being unknowable 
Sentiment: positive

Review: not completely loveable -- but what underdog movie since the bad news bears has been ? 
Sentiment: negative


Review: this stuck pig of a movie flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror .