Review: to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lulls you into a gentle waking coma 
Sentiment: negative

Review: we 've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: barely tolerable 
Sentiment: negative


Review: contrived , maudlin and cliche-ridden