Review: repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a question comes to mind : so why is this so boring ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film does n't end up having much that is fresh to say about growing up catholic or , really , anything . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: has more in common with a fireworks display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline