Review: runs for only 71 minutes and feels like three hours 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a slight and uninventive movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might i suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life 
Sentiment: negative


Review: in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year 's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it 's impossible to care