Review: fine actors 
Sentiment: positive

Review: leaden as the movie sputters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: can tell almost immediately that welcome to collinwood is n't going to jell . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it looks like an action movie , but it 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's impossible to care who wins