Review: introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , only to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pity anyone who sees this 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some movies suck you in despite their flaws , and heaven is one such beast . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: so awful 
Sentiment: negative


Review: blind to the silliness