Review: if that does n't clue you in that something 's horribly wrong , nothing will . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's the filmmakers ' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time b movies good-bad that makes eight legged freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a rip-off twice removed , modeled after ( seagal 's ) earlier copycat under siege 
Sentiment: negative

Review: slow and dreary 
Sentiment: negative


Review: hokey