Review: a zombie movie in every sense of the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stuffy , full of itself , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee 
Sentiment: negative

Review: than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series 
Sentiment: negative


Review: evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story