Review: contrived and secondhand 
Sentiment: negative

Review: feels like a teenybopper ed wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bad premise 
Sentiment: negative

Review: little too ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , monsoon 
Sentiment: negative


Review: indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length