Review: none of this sounds promising 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there are cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of paint-by-number american blockbusters like pearl harbor , at least