Review: could n't find stardom if mapquest emailed him point-to-point driving directions 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would 've worked a lot better had it been a short film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with a tighter editorial process and firmer direction this material could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent , but as is , personal velocity seems to be idling in neutral . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: staggered from the theater 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a plotline that 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project