Review: an exercise in cynicism every bit as ugly as the shabby digital photography and muddy sound 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too much time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming 
Sentiment: negative


Review: another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie