Review: who do n't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dripping with cliche and bypassing no opportunity to trivialize the material . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development 
Sentiment: negative

Review: very sluggish 
Sentiment: negative


Review: only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` ah , yes