Review: close to losing my lunch 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is n't exactly profound cinema , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting 
Sentiment: positive

Review: on its own staggeringly unoriginal terms 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ( russell ) makes good b movies ( the mask , the blob ) , and the scorpion king more than ably meets those standards