Review: you might as well be watching it through a telescope 
Sentiment: negative

Review: they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you do n't care who fires the winning shot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: treat . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine 
Sentiment: negative


Review: most of the dialogue made me want to pack raw dough in my ears .