Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's as if de palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up kraft macaroni and cheese . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: becomes simply a monster chase film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , study in total pandemonium . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: painful to watch