Review: nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of elizabeth hurley 's breasts -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: troubled 
Sentiment: negative

Review: much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a dazzling thing to behold -- as long as you 're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3d goggles the theater 
Sentiment: positive


Review: the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound