Review: loss and loneliness 
Sentiment: negative

Review: betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bread , my sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: reminds me of a vastly improved germanic version of my big fat greek wedding --