Review: match the ordeal of sitting through it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: am to feel-good , follow-your-dream hollywood fantasies 
Sentiment: positive

Review: , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: witless , pointless , tasteless and idiotic 
Sentiment: negative


Review: has actually bothered to construct a real story this time