Review: purposefully shocking in its eroticized gore , if unintentionally dull in its lack of poetic frissons . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: not to mention a convincing brogue 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a lame romantic comedy about an unsympathetic character and someone who would not likely be so stupid as to get involved with her . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the verdict : two bodies and hardly a laugh between them 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff