Review: before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: rings false 
Sentiment: negative

Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dreary , humorless soap opera 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is that van wilder does little that is actually funny with the material .