Review: believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there 's a little girl-on-girl action 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to mediocrity 
Sentiment: negative

Review: little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up the wazoo and sets that 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is mostly a bore 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what 's not to like about a movie with a ` children 's ' song that includes the line ` my stepdad 's not mean , he 's just adjusting ' ?