Review: an irresistible , languid romanticism 
Sentiment: positive

Review: as roman coppola 's brief pretentious period 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has turned out nearly 21/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is even remotely new or interesting 
Sentiment: negative


Review: having been slimed in the name of high art