Review: plays out with a dogged and eventually winning squareness that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of soft-core twaddle 
Sentiment: negative

Review: begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative


Review: into splatter movies