Review: desiccated 
Sentiment: negative

Review: witless , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what 's needed so badly but what is virtually absent here is either a saving dark humor or the feel of poetic tragedy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the weight of water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries . ' 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 're looking for something new and hoping for something entertaining