Review: the source material movie 
Sentiment: positive

Review: safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as predictable as the outcome of a globetrotters-generals game , juwanna mann is even more ludicrous than you 'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , and a personal low for everyone involved 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a way that verges on the amateurish