Review: is unfocused , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal 
Sentiment: positive

Review: it 's just tediously bad , something to be fully forgotten 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: subject as monstrous and pathetic as dahmer