Review: is derivative 
Sentiment: negative

Review: for a film about explosions and death and spies , `` ballistic : ecks vs. sever '' seems as safe as a children 's film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is the kathie lee gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego does n't always go hand in hand with talent 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's splash without the jokes 
Sentiment: negative


Review: uncool the only thing missing is the `` gadzooks ! ''