Review: cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be lulled into a coma 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as a children 's party clown gets violently gang-raped 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter 
Sentiment: negative


Review: would likely be most effective if used as a tool to rally anti-catholic protestors .