Review: it all looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you 're more likely to enjoy on a computer . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's not a motion picture ; it 's an utterly static picture . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: having a nightmare about bad cinema 
Sentiment: negative

Review: both shrill and soporific , and because everything is repeated five or six times 
Sentiment: negative


Review: farcical and loathsome