Review: an undistinguished attempt to make a classic theater piece 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that reminds at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: make the film more silly than scary , like some sort of martha stewart decorating program run amok . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a so-so , made-for-tv something posing as a real movie . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the holes in this film