Review: abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here 
Sentiment: negative

Review: made me unintentionally famous -- as the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a vile , incoherent mess 
Sentiment: negative

Review: vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' does n't necessarily mean ` funny 
Sentiment: negative


Review: average bond