Review: of the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it is a failure . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the explosion essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered -- the fiction of the movie for me 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the movie is a lumbering load of hokum but ... it 's at least watchable .