Review: the movie barely makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: no particular bite