Review: , this is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: start to drag as soon as the action speeds up 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its absurdities and crudities 
Sentiment: negative

Review: prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist 's waiting room , complete with soothing muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms 
Sentiment: negative


Review: retitle it the adventures of direct-to-video nash