Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one it follows into melodrama and silliness 
Sentiment: negative

Review: none of the plot ` surprises ' are really surprising 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nearly surprising or clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own 
Sentiment: negative


Review: bad things