Review: the transporter bombards the viewer with so many explosions and side snap kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is elevated by michael caine 's performance as a weary journalist in a changing world . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is too busy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , the movie 's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance do little to salvage this filmmaker 's flailing reputation .