Review: is so formulaic and forgettable that it 's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this thing works on no level whatsoever for me . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: collective heart attack 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries 
Sentiment: negative


Review: seems as funny as it did in analyze this , not even joe viterelli as de niro 's right-hand goombah .