Review: professionals 
Sentiment: positive

Review: works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life 
Sentiment: positive

Review: above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks 
Sentiment: positive

Review: after several scenes of this tacky nonsense , you 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: none of the plot ` surprises '