Review: a sucker 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you can taste it , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: in this crass , low-wattage endeavor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in praise of love remains a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that 's unfocused and tediously exasperating 
Sentiment: negative


Review: rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to stonehenge