Review: he gives none to the audience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it is that rare combination of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: almost unbearably morbid 
Sentiment: negative


Review: while this one gets off with a good natured warning , future lizard endeavors will need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter