Review: at-a-frat-party school of screenwriting 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 86 minutes too long 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb