Review: no amount of blood and disintegrating vampire cadavers can obscure this movie 's lack of ideas . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cast of competent performers from movies , television and the theater are cast adrift in various new york city locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with cheapo animation ( like saturday morning tv in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and japanese names 
Sentiment: negative

Review: laugh-free lecture 
Sentiment: negative


Review: smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still