Review: into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music 
Sentiment: negative

Review: characteristically engorged and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this nonsensical story 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it 's surprisingly old-fashioned . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter