Review: a retail clerk 
Sentiment: positive

Review: was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bore most audiences into their own brightly colored dreams 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting , macabre sets , and endless rain is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else .