Review: imagine the cleanflicks version of ` love story , ' with ali macgraw 's profanities replaced by romance-novel platitudes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: basically the sort of cautionary tale that was old when ` angels with dirty faces ' appeared in 1938 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a dull , inconsistent , dishonest female bonding 
Sentiment: negative

Review: disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel 
Sentiment: negative


Review: remove spider-man the movie from its red herring surroundings and it 's apparent that this is one summer film that satisfies .