Review: the movie 's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's not one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: steven soderbergh does n't remake andrei tarkovsky 's solaris so much as distill it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend 
Sentiment: positive


Review: a memorable directorial debut from king hunk