Review: time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` clockstoppers , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: anyone not into high-tech splatterfests is advised to take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be better as a diary or documentary 
Sentiment: negative


Review: scores no points for originality , wit , or intelligence .