Review: ... as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what to make of this italian freakshow 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sterile 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the lion king redone for horses , with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by bryan adams , the world 's most generic rock star 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 'll cry for your money back