Review: a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jerking off in all its byzantine incarnations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair 
Sentiment: positive

Review: were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one 
Sentiment: negative


Review: old-fashioned but thoroughly satisfying entertainment