Review: which opens today in the new york metropolitan area , so distasteful 
Sentiment: negative

Review: coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting , circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` analyze this ' ( 1999 ) and ` analyze that , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that contains some hefty thematic material on time , death , eternity , and what 
Sentiment: positive


Review: 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie