Review: a long , dull procession of despair , set to cello music culled from a minimalist funeral . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a teenybopper ed wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: many clichés 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's no denying that burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: madonna gives her best performance since abel ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his dangerous game .