Review: more frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: recalling sixties ' rockumentary milestones from lonely boy to do n't look back . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: you 'll forget about it by monday , though , and if they 're old enough to have developed some taste , so will your kids 
Sentiment: negative


Review: disappointingly generic