Review: fatal ailments 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in that something 's horribly wrong 
Sentiment: negative

Review: terminally bland , painfully slow and needlessly confusing ... the movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: otherwise this is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since christopher walken kinda romanced cyndi lauper in the opportunists 
Sentiment: positive


Review: aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire