Review: an odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic comedy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , i thought i heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ever spill from a projector 's lens 
Sentiment: negative


Review: wo n't be sitting through this one again