Review: under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater 
Sentiment: negative

Review: alert , if not 
Sentiment: positive

Review: might have been saved if the director , tom dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of midnight run and 48 hours ( and , for that matter , shrek ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is essentially an extended soap opera 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is rote drivel aimed at mom and dad 's wallet