Review: the canadian 's inane ramblings 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even a plot 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its metaphors are opaque enough to avoid didacticism , and 
Sentiment: positive


Review: no amount of good intentions is able to overcome the triviality of the story .