Review: showtime is n't particularly assaultive , but it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the pool drowned me in boredom . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sloppy , amusing comedy that proceeds from a stunningly unoriginal premise 
Sentiment: negative


Review: looks good