Review: searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it 's not clear whether we 're supposed to shriek 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the dutiful precision of a tax accountant