Review: 's super - violent , super-serious and super-stupid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: on top of a foundering performance , ( madonna 's ) denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the bottom of the barrel 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , irrational , long-suffering but cruel 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector 's lens