Review: the weight of water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess this 
Sentiment: negative

Review: denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its many excesses 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what a pity ... that the material is so second-rate .