Review: this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short 
Sentiment: negative

Review: three hours and with very little story or character development 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the script is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: on the glamorous machine that thrusts the audience into a future they wo n't much care about