Review: a rumor of angels does n't just slip -- it avalanches into forced fuzziness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too-frosty exterior 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is not really a film as much as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it will just as likely make you weep ,