Review: this poor remake 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its chosen topic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: conjures the past via surrealist flourishes so overwrought you 'd swear he just stepped out of a buñuel retrospective . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the best little `` horror '' movie i 've seen in years