Review: which presses familiar herzog tropes into the service of a limpid and conventional historical fiction , when really what we demand of the director 
Sentiment: negative

Review: about as humorous 
Sentiment: negative

Review: they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you do n't care who fires the winning shot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a boring man , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend .