Review: unfortunately , carvey 's rubber-face routine is no match for the insipid script he has crafted with harris goldberg . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an empty exercise , a florid but ultimately vapid crime melodrama with lots of surface flash but little emotional resonance . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: inept and artificial 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the superior plotline is n't quite enough to drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other .