Review: has none of the crackle of `` fatal attraction '' , `` 9 1/2 weeks '' , or even `` indecent proposal '' , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unsubtle and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's kind of insulting , both to men and women 
Sentiment: negative

Review: half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sip your vintage wines and watch your merchant ivory productions