Review: is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by vincent r. nebrida or the gutless direction by laurice guillen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema 
Sentiment: negative

Review: attempts to be grandiloquent , but 
Sentiment: negative

Review: but they lack their idol 's energy and passion for detail . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sucked