Review: ozpetek 's effort has the scope and shape of an especially well-executed television movie . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: squandering his opportunity to make absurdist observations , burns gets caught up in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ugly 
Sentiment: negative

Review: derivative and hammily acted . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen