Review: will make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wannabe film -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle 
Sentiment: negative


Review: got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile