Review: proves tiresome , with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: makes me say the obvious : abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here 
Sentiment: negative

Review: high crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government / marine/legal mystery 
Sentiment: negative

Review: reminds at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm 
Sentiment: negative


Review: damn