Review: a processed comedy chop suey . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap 
Sentiment: negative

Review: director jay russell weighs down his capricious fairy-tale with heavy sentiment and lightweight meaning . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a stupid , derivative horror film that substitutes extreme gore for suspense . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: once ( kim ) begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors , you may decide it 's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard .