Review: even if you 're an elvis person , you wo n't find anything to get excited about on this dvd . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unforgivingly inconsistent 
Sentiment: negative

Review: aside from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor stephen rea , the film gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his r&d people , and has decided he will just screen the master of disguise 24/7 .