Review: seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget 
Sentiment: negative

Review: despicable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: milquetoast 
Sentiment: negative


Review: by the incessant use of cell phones