Review: an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unimpeachable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: half the excitement of balto 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and 
Sentiment: negative


Review: you are likely to witness in a movie theater for some time