Review: none of this sounds promising 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater , and films had the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain 
Sentiment: positive

Review: there are cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of paint-by-number american blockbusters like pearl harbor , at least