Review: that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , around the halfway mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: yarn-spinner 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter 
Sentiment: negative


Review: just a bunch of good actors