Review: is hindered by a central plot that 's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in an attempt 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the waterlogged script plumbs uncharted depths of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to give you brain strain 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people .