Review: jarring , new-agey tone 
Sentiment: positive

Review: reach a truly annoying pitch 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... a plotline that 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project ! 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the writing is indifferent 
Sentiment: negative


Review: will leave you wanting to abandon the theater