Review: the weight of water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: but fails to keep it up and settles into clichés . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it was co-written by mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lower i.q. 
Sentiment: negative


Review: you 've completely lowered your entertainment standards