Review: viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an odd but ultimately satisfying blend of the sophomoric and the sublime 
Sentiment: positive

Review: that frenetic spectacle ( on the tv show ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to sneak out of the theater 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate bela lugosi 's now-cliched vampire accent