Review: the lousy lead performances ... keep the movie from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cinematic postcard that 's superficial and unrealized 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could n't find stardom if mapquest emailed him point-to-point driving directions 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of carnage