Review: of corny dialogue and preposterous moments 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is not a jackie chan movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the château is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of its characters , its protagonist , or of us 
Sentiment: positive


Review: to inhale this gutter romancer 's secondhand material