Review: took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie 's rude and crude humor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: both ugly and mindless 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it were that grand a failure 
Sentiment: negative


Review: brilliantly explores the conflict between following one 's heart and following the demands of tradition .