Review: actor to lead a group of talented friends astray 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: made me unintentionally famous -- as the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to call this film a lump of coal would only be to flatter it . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to love the piano teacher