Review: 's only one way to kill michael myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what happens when something goes bump in the night and nobody cares ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to smash its face in 
Sentiment: negative


Review: nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of elizabeth hurley 's breasts -- is authentic .