Review: is the script 's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' pg-13 rating 
Sentiment: negative

Review: turgid fable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that 's neither completely enlightening , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film 's lack of personality permeates all its aspects -- from the tv movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest irish pub scenes ever filmed . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is : ` scooby ' do n't