Review: viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ache 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of an overripe episode of tv 's dawson 's creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of love story 
Sentiment: negative

Review: become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that i 'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it