Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing special and , until the final act , nothing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: messy and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: relegated to a dark video store corner 
Sentiment: negative


Review: tells us nothing new