Review: all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a book report 
Sentiment: negative

Review: into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy 
Sentiment: positive

Review: realizing that you 've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for frida to just die already 
Sentiment: negative


Review: dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography ,