Review: a thoroughly awful movie -- dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` the thing ' and a geriatric ` scream . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mctiernan 's remake may be lighter on its feet 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the overall feel is not unlike watching a glorified episode of `` 7th heaven . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications ... 
Sentiment: negative


Review: making it awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters