Review: must indeed be good to recite some of this laughable dialogue with a straight face 
Sentiment: negative

Review: confuses its message with an ultimate desire to please , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the characters are paper thin 
Sentiment: negative

Review: truly larger-than-life character 
Sentiment: positive


Review: we hate ( madonna ) within the film 's first five minutes , and she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground