Review: but one thing 's for sure : it never comes close to being either funny or scary 
Sentiment: negative

Review: delicate , clever direction 
Sentiment: positive

Review: making his wife look so bad in a major movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , blade ii mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary .