Review: excitement in manufactured high drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the action scenes have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tries for more . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch .