Review: , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at a tough-man contest 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you love it 
Sentiment: positive

Review: boldly stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: loquacious