Review: numb experience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that makes eight legged freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the thought of watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humor and reinforcement of stereotypes ( of which they 'll get plenty ) fills me with revulsion . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a computer-generated cold fish