Review: nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of elizabeth hurley 's breasts -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the characters are paper thin and the plot is so cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite james bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as the usual suspects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is 75 wasted minutes of sandler as the voice-over hero in columbia pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes 
Sentiment: negative


Review: kissing jessica stein is one of the greatest date movies in years .