Review: with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of louis begley 's source novel ( about schmidt ) and an old payne screenplay . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a muddled limp biscuit of a movie , a vampire soap opera that does n't make much sense even on its own terms . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: love a disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has 
Sentiment: positive


Review: have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up