Review: that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , alone , should scare any sane person away . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` in space , no one can hear you snore . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what elevates the movie above the run-of-the-mill singles blender is its surreal sense of humor and technological finish . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects