Review: for an hour , in which we 're told something creepy and vague is in the works 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ten little indians meets friday the 13th by way of clean and sober , filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative

Review: low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's supposed to be a romantic comedy - it suffers from too much norma rae and not enough pretty woman 
Sentiment: negative


Review: weighted down with slow