Review: the plot almost arbitrary 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a frankenstein-monster of a film that does n't know what it wants to be . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: blue crush has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky `` pretty woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is so poorly paced you could fit all of pootie tang in between its punchlines . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: sappy script