Review: hit 
Sentiment: positive

Review: , heartfelt 
Sentiment: positive

Review: after several scenes of this tacky nonsense , you 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out 
Sentiment: positive


Review: embarrassingly