Review: the château is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a movie you observe , rather than one you enter into . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: great fun both for sports aficionados and for ordinary louts whose idea of exercise is climbing the steps of a stadium-seat megaplex 
Sentiment: positive

Review: a chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : 
Sentiment: negative


Review: leave it