Review: cold light 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is as lax and limp a comedy as i 've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: do n't even bother to rent this on video 
Sentiment: negative


Review: just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen