Review: jumps around 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the movie 's plot is almost entirely witless and inane , carrying every gag two or three times beyond its limit to sustain a laugh . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: give shapiro , goldman , and bolado credit for good intentions , but there 's nothing here that they could n't have done in half an hour . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the april 2002 instalment of the american war for independence , complete with loads of cgi and bushels of violence , but not a drop of human blood .