Review: the ideal casting of the masterful british actor ian holm 
Sentiment: positive

Review: bludgeoning 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... a low rate annie featuring some kid who ca n't act , only echoes of jordan , and weirdo actor crispin glover screwing things up old school . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ca n't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction 
Sentiment: negative


Review: about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams playing one another on the final day of the season .