Review: you could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is certainly worth seeing at least once 
Sentiment: positive

Review: might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: contrived and predictable 
Sentiment: negative


Review: falls apart like a cheap lawn chair