Review: sits there like a side dish no one ordered 
Sentiment: negative

Review: we did n't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show 
Sentiment: negative

Review: more of the same old garbage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: corpus collosum -- while undeniably interesting -- wore out its welcome well before the end credits rolled about 45 minutes in .