Review: an impressive and highly entertaining celebration 
Sentiment: positive

Review: i do n't know why steven seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: quickly becomes distasteful and downright creepy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious 
Sentiment: negative


Review: people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept