Review: to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of cliches that the talented cast generally 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative

Review: delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted 
Sentiment: negative


Review: wears out her welcome in her most charmless performance