Review: an odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic comedy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , i thought i heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original 
Sentiment: positive


Review: wo n't be sitting through this one again