Review: is so thoughtlessly assembled 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a movie that starts out like heathers , then becomes bring it on , then becomes unwatchable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stand in future years as an eloquent memorial 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the chatter of parrots raised on oprah 
Sentiment: negative


Review: for realizing that you 've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for frida to just die already