Review: almost unimaginable horror 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life 
Sentiment: negative

Review: close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it seems impossible that an epic four-hour indian musical about a cricket game could be this good , but it is 
Sentiment: positive


Review: acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense