Review: the picture 's fascinating byways are littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: daft by half ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: eight legged freaks wo n't join the pantheon of great monster/science fiction flicks that we have come to love ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable piece 
Sentiment: negative


Review: told and retold