Review: becomes lifeless and falls apart like a cheap lawn chair 
Sentiment: negative

Review: starts off so bad 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so sloppily written 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's a hoot watching the rock chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and leap unscathed through raging fire !