Review: best spent elsewhere 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fails because it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too loud , too goofy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there remains a huge gap between the film 's creepy 
Sentiment: negative


Review: might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` simone , '' and consider a dvd rental instead .