Review: is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so much phone in his performance as 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the best advice 
Sentiment: positive

Review: an inexplicable nightmare 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the grandkids or the grandparents