Review: none of the characters or plot-lines are fleshed-out enough to build any interest . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is as deep as a petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book but still 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fall dreadfully short . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: the disjointed mess