Review: on its empty head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in the end , the weight of water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , do we have that same option to slap her creators because they 're clueless and inept ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a lousy one at that . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: two tedious