Review: even if it made its original release date last fall , it would 've reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: muddled and derivative 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film is like sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a critical and commercial disaster 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is n't even halfway