Review: nothing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: too little 
Sentiment: negative

Review: shame on writer/director vicente aranda for making a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery so dull 
Sentiment: negative

Review: something poignant about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us 
Sentiment: positive


Review: to see if stupid americans will get a kick out of goofy brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks