Review: an appalling ` ace ventura ' rip-off that somehow manages to bring together kevin pollak , former wrestler chyna and dolly parton . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this film 's impressive performances and 
Sentiment: positive

Review: guilty of the worst sin of attributable to a movie like this : it 's not scary in the slightest . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seem great to knock back a beer with but they 're simply not funny performers . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up , but dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances kill the effect