Review: were as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sits there like a side dish no one ordered . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sick , twisted sort of way 
Sentiment: negative

Review: badly-rendered 
Sentiment: negative


Review: plays like a bad blend of an overripe episode of tv 's dawson 's creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of love story .