Review: that just does n't have big screen magic 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device 
Sentiment: negative

Review: done any better in bringing the story of spider-man to the big screen 
Sentiment: positive

Review: like its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire olympic swim team through , the characters in swimfan seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: aims so low