Review: we never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they 'll wind up together 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: easy to watch 
Sentiment: positive

Review: burns ' fifth beer-soaked film feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here 's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role .