Review: scarcely worth a mention apart from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theaters graced with its company . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the universal themes , earnest performances 
Sentiment: positive

Review: that no wise men will be following after it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the premise of `` abandon '' holds promise , ... but its delivery is a complete mess