Review: filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director ca n't seem to get a coherent rhythm going 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unbelievably stupid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lackluster thriller `` new best friend '' 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor