Review: even its target audience talked all the way through it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is old-fashioned , occasionally charming and as subtle as boldface . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ever spill from a projector 's lens 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ... designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , `` crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns .