Review: a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that i ca n't believe any viewer , young or old , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: long-suffering 
Sentiment: negative

Review: every sequel you skip will be two hours gained . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over michael idemoto as michael 
Sentiment: positive


Review: can easily imagine benigni 's pinocchio becoming a christmas perennial