Review: never come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a horrible movie -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be 
Sentiment: negative


Review: featuring an oscar-worthy performance by julianne moore .