Review: this low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the prospect of their own mortality 
Sentiment: positive

Review: because the intelligence level of the characters must be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work , the movie contains no wit , only labored gags . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the nightmare