Review: ponderous , plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: entirely believable 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the star-making machinery of tinseltown 
Sentiment: positive

Review: silliness you are likely to witness in a movie theater for some time 
Sentiment: positive


Review: boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up , but dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances kill the effect .