Review: , i 'd rather watch them on the animal planet . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an old-fashioned scary movie , one that relies on lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who are n't looking for them 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , part psychological case study , part droll social satire .