Review: as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: 's not a bad premise , just a bad movie . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures esther , but she 's never seen speaking on stage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of joe dante 's similarly styled gremlins 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i 've always dreamed of attending cannes , but after seeing this film , it 's not that big a deal .