Review: 's not as single-minded as john carpenter 's original 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this strenuously unfunny showtime deserves the hook . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: works so well for the first 89 minutes , but 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's difficult to imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: skeeved out that they 'd need a shower