Review: the things this movie tries to get the audience to buy just wo n't fly with most intelligent viewers . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal pessimists : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't tell you anything except that the chelsea hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with motionless characters 
Sentiment: negative


Review: beautiful to watch and