Review: the transporter bombards the viewer with so many explosions and side snap kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling 
Sentiment: negative

Review: reaches 
Sentiment: negative

Review: directs the pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is so prolonged and boring it is n't even close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be