Review: the script has less spice than a rat burger and the rock 's fighting skills are more in line with steven seagal . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly 
Sentiment: negative

Review: spiteful idiots 
Sentiment: negative


Review: in reality it 's one tough rock .