Review: he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is sufficiently funny to amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: very touching 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ( less a movie than ) an appalling , odoriferous thing ... so rotten in almost every single facet of production that you 'll want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment .