Review: irredeemably awful . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be revealed by the dispassionate gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: earns the right to be favorably compared to das boot 
Sentiment: positive

Review: writer-director randall wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget .