Review: a cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic ladies and gentlemen , the fabulous stains ... crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dullingly 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jordan jealous 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the tale with bogus profundities 
Sentiment: negative


Review: squeezed the life out of whatever idealism american moviemaking ever had