Review: its storytelling prowess and special effects are both listless . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative

Review: enchanting ... terribly episodic and lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's too loud to shout insults at the screen 
Sentiment: negative


Review: little more than punishment