Review: a corn dog 
Sentiment: negative

Review: something has been lost in the translation ... another routine hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: completely transfixes the audience . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the perverse pleasure of watching disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ... one of the most entertaining monster movies in ages