Review: reign of fire never comes close to recovering from its demented premise , but it does sustain an enjoyable level of ridiculousness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stale , futile scenario 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece 
Sentiment: negative

Review: distressingly rote 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ca n't rescue brown sugar from the curse of blandness .