Review: the match that should be used to burn every print of the film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: coal is n't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children 's stockings 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cellophane-pop remake 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nothing more than an amiable but unfocused bagatelle that plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists