Review: comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some talented performers 
Sentiment: positive

Review: makes edward burns ' sidewalks of new york look like oscar wilde 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it made me realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire .