Review: is all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings 
Sentiment: negative

Review: overbearing and over-the-top as the family 
Sentiment: negative

Review: roman polanski directs the pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mess that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema 
Sentiment: negative


Review: bon appétit !