Review: to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the modern remake of dumas 's story is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: accumulate like lint in a fat man 's navel . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: one hour photo may seem disappointing in its generalities ,