Review: it 's impossible to care 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story really has no place to go since simone is not real -- she ca n't provide any conflict . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it has its moments 
Sentiment: positive


Review: , `` ballistic : ecks vs. sever '' seems as safe as a children 's film .