Review: ( tries ) to parody 
Sentiment: negative

Review: perfect family film 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the story really has no place to go since simone is not real -- she ca n't provide any conflict . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ghost ship is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises . ' 
Sentiment: negative


Review: there is n't nearly enough fun here , despite the presence of some appealing ingredients .