Review: a loud , witless mess that has none of the charm and little of the intrigue from the tv series . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is unconvincing soap opera that tornatore was right to cut . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: features what is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer 's block ever . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: unspeakable