Review: a clash between the artificial structure of the story and the more contemporary , naturalistic tone of the film ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: hollywood excess 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if it were a person , you 'd want to smash its face in 
Sentiment: negative

Review: realize that we really have n't had a good cheesy b-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week 's reign of fire 
Sentiment: negative


Review: lacks juice and delight