Review: an incredibly heavy-handed , manipulative dud that feels all too familiar . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: me feel weird / thinking about all the bad things in the world / like puppies with broken legs / and butterflies that die / and movies starring pop queens 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fails to give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would be a welcome improvement 
Sentiment: positive


Review: the film is reasonably entertaining , though it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy .