Review: 's a frankenstein-monster of a film that does n't know what it wants to be . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: run out screaming 
Sentiment: negative

Review: after several scenes of this tacky nonsense , you 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience 
Sentiment: negative


Review: embarrassingly