Review: with the precision of the insurance actuary 
Sentiment: positive

Review: seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device 
Sentiment: negative

Review: they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire olympic swim team through , the characters in swimfan seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: aims so low