Review: a boring , pretentious waste of nearly two hours 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an endearing cast 
Sentiment: positive

Review: you could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that 's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low 
Sentiment: negative


Review: one of my greatest pictures , drunken master