Review: the film is ultimately about as inspiring as a hallmark card . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: philosophically , intellectually and logistically a mess . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if a bored cage spent the duration of the film 's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` got aids yet 
Sentiment: negative

Review: itself is small and shriveled 
Sentiment: negative


Review: utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story