Review: the movie is undone by a filmmaking methodology that 's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the problem with `` xxx '' is that its own action is n't very effective . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a sub-formulaic slap 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that everlasting conundrum