Review: like a bad blend of an overripe episode of tv 's dawson 's creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of love story . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: obscenity is at hand 
Sentiment: negative

Review: warm , 
Sentiment: positive


Review: makes the same mistake as the music industry it criticizes , becoming so slick and watered-down it almost loses what made you love it in the first place .