Review: only are the film 's sopranos gags incredibly dated and unfunny 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unlikable , uninteresting 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wheedling reluctant witnesses 
Sentiment: negative

Review: we have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it 's hard to stop watching . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: michael jordan referred to in the title , many can aspire but none can equal