Review: takes a look at 5 alternative housing options 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a dull , somnambulant exercise in pretension whose pervasive quiet 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , nor are the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate bela lugosi 's now-cliched vampire accent . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ultra-violent gangster wannabe 
Sentiment: negative


Review: dull , lifeless , and amateurishly assembled .