Review: begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative

Review: take on the soullessness of work 
Sentiment: positive

Review: an extraordinary film , not least 
Sentiment: positive

Review: storytelling prowess 
Sentiment: positive


Review: impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure