Review: sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is the script 's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' pg-13 rating . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an empty exercise , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as bad at a fraction the budget 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential