Review: guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an inept , tedious spoof of '70s kung fu pictures 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a stupid , derivative horror film that substitutes extreme 
Sentiment: negative

Review: feels more like a quickie tv special than a feature film 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is why anthony hopkins is in it .