Review: contrived , unmotivated , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a vivid , spicy footnote to history , and 
Sentiment: positive

Review: skip this dreck , rent animal house and go back to the source 
Sentiment: negative

Review: seeing as the film lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable 
Sentiment: negative


Review: blade ii mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary .