Review: the modern remake of dumas 's story is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: valuable messages are forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by the time the credits roll across the pat ending 
Sentiment: negative

Review: length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ... a good film that must have baffled the folks in the marketing department .