Review: you leave feeling like you 've endured a long workout without your pulse ever racing . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , doing its namesake proud 
Sentiment: positive

Review: hate this one 
Sentiment: negative


Review: attempt to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe