Review: in which laughter and self-exploitation merge into jolly soft-porn 'em powerment 
Sentiment: positive

Review: every faltering half-step 
Sentiment: negative

Review: they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is the kind of movie where people who have never picked a lock do so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one