Review: its plot and animation offer daytime tv serviceability , but little more . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of admission for the ridicule factor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-century crime as a metaphor for -- well , i 'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer 's secondhand material 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it will make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one .