Review: we got ten little indians meets friday the 13th by way of clean and sober , filmed on the set of carpenter 's the thing and loaded with actors you 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of the love boat . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: boldly stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: overdoing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tries-so-hard-to-be-cool 
Sentiment: negative


Review: due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment