Review: does n't really go anywhere . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad 
Sentiment: negative

Review: make several runs to the concession stand and/or restroom and not 
Sentiment: negative


Review: never really busts out of its comfy little cell