Review: none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal 
Sentiment: negative

Review: created a film that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ... contains very few laughs and even less surprises . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a paint-by-numbers picture 
Sentiment: negative


Review: like the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas .