Review: it 's as if solondz had two ideas for two movies , could n't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped ` em together here . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a gawky actor 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so exaggerated and broad that it comes off as annoying rather than charming . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the primitive murderer 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i think it was plato who said , ' i think , therefore i know better than to rush to the theater for this one . '