Review: ... a bland murder-on-campus yawner . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of the ideal casting of the masterful british actor ian holm 
Sentiment: positive

Review: this tale has been told and retold ; 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what might have emerged as hilarious lunacy in the hands of woody allen or mel brooks ( at least during their '70s heyday ) comes across as lame and sophomoric in this debut indie feature .