Review: it 's crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of joe dante 's similarly styled gremlins . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you 're not a fan 
Sentiment: negative

Review: while it 's all quite tasteful to look at , the attention process tends to do a little fleeing of its own . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the most disappointing woody allen movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: smack of a hallmark hall of fame