Review: fuse at least three dull plots 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would not likely be so stupid as to get 
Sentiment: negative

Review: speaks eloquently about the symbiotic relationship between art and life . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars