Review: we hate ( madonna ) within the film 's first five minutes , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors 
Sentiment: positive

Review: irritates and saddens me that martin lawrence 's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of bubba ho-tep 's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: flailing around in a caper that 's neither original nor terribly funny 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the only surprise is that heavyweights joel silver and robert zemeckis agreed to produce this ; i assume the director has pictures of them cavorting in ladies ' underwear .