Review: the characters are paper thin 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel 
Sentiment: positive

Review: cinematic punishment 
Sentiment: negative


Review: admire the film 's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace