Review: the jokes are telegraphed so far in advance they must have been lost in the mail . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: spell things out for viewers 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mind-numbingly , indescribably bad 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: for this sort of thing to work , we need agile performers , but the proficient , dull sorvino has no light touch , and rodan is out of his league