Review: a movie where story is almost an afterthought 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't care about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dismay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the holes in this film remain agape -- holes punched through by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: introducing an intriguing and alluring premise