Review: being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , why should you buy the movie milk when the tv cow is free ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood 
Sentiment: negative

Review: given too much time to consider the looseness of the piece 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , i would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful .