Review: this thing works on no level whatsoever for me . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with mcconaughey in an entirely irony-free zone and bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has not spawned a single good film 
Sentiment: negative

Review: his movie veers like a drunken driver through heavy traffic 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides