Review: will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but rarely does an established filmmaker so ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this 
Sentiment: negative

Review: littered with celluloid garbage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: let 's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what 's next ... ghost blimp ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: how this one escaped the lifetime network i 'll never know . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is that it 's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime .