Review: another routine hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise 
Sentiment: negative

Review: his secret life enters the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are simply too bland to be interesting . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a long way from orwell 's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of equilibrium 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the only question ... is to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering .