Review: be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) 
Sentiment: positive

Review: would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lead actress andie macdowell 
Sentiment: positive

Review: if you 're down for a silly hack-and-slash flick , you can do no wrong with jason x. 
Sentiment: positive


Review: offers no easy , comfortable resolution