Review: cloying messages and irksome characters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a generic bloodbath that often becomes laughably unbearable when it is n't merely offensive . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you 
Sentiment: positive

Review: yet unforgivingly inconsistent 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the pitch-perfect forster