Review: vampire fun 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: come from seeing former nymphette juliette lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named minnie and watching slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable halloween costume shop would ever try to sell 
Sentiment: negative

Review: flat dialogue 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda .