Review: acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as aimless as an old pickup skidding completely out of control on a long patch of black ice , the movie makes two hours feel like four . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: concentrates far too much 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is a lumbering load of hokum but