Review: flounders under the weight of too many story lines . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: little narrative momentum 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head 
Sentiment: negative


Review: may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards .