Review: in this junk that 's tv sitcom material at best 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the locations go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: 's a terrible movie in every regard , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: will not be for much longer