Review: martial arts and gunplay with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale 's tale 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is nearly incoherent 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i 'm not sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on johnny knoxville 's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a waterlogged version of ` fatal attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set ... a sad , soggy potboiler that wastes the talents of its attractive young leads