Review: this is the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: spider-man is about growing strange hairs , getting a more mature body , and finding it necessary to hide new secretions from the parental units . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: heaped upon a project of such vast proportions need to reap more rewards than spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: , or inventive