Review: ( n ) o matter how much good will the actors generate , showtime eventually folds under its own thinness . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the talented cast alone will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to the awfulness of the movie 
Sentiment: negative


Review: do n't fret about the calories because there 's precious little substance in birthday girl