Review: inane , humorless and under-inspired 
Sentiment: negative

Review: build some robots , haul 'em to the theater with you for the late show , and put on your own mystery science theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: went over my head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film is way too full of itself ; 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that both thrills the eye and , in its over-the-top way , touches the heart .