Review: narcissism and self-congratulation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: all the sibling rivalry and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the modern rut 
Sentiment: negative


Review: one thing 's for sure -- if george romero had directed this movie , it would n't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head .