Review: 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: distances you 
Sentiment: negative

Review: me feel weird / thinking about all the bad things in the world / like puppies with broken legs / and butterflies that die / and movies starring pop queens 
Sentiment: negative

Review: forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 4ever is neither a promise nor a threat so much as wishful thinking .