Review: wastes its time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: when a movie asks you to feel sorry for mick jagger 's sex life , it already has one strike against it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like ballistic : ecks vs. sever , were made for the palm screen . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a film school undergrad 
Sentiment: negative


Review: tries the viewer 's patience with slow pacing and a main character who sometimes defies sympathy