Review: map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from lynch , jeunet , and von trier while failing to find a spark of its own 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , excruciatingly tedious 
Sentiment: negative

Review: while parker and co-writer catherine di napoli are faithful to melville 's plotline , they and a fully engaged supporting cast ... have made the old boy 's characters more quick-witted than any english lit major would have thought possible . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: this did n't connect with me would require another viewing 
Sentiment: negative


Review: mind-numbingly awful that you hope britney wo n't do it one more time , as far as movies