Review: a sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set of plot devices 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a hole in your head 
Sentiment: negative

Review: no one involved , save dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: exceptionally charming 
Sentiment: positive


Review: no surprises