Review: no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a mediocre tribute to films like them 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is n't one moment in the film that surprises or delights 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the old-world - meets-new mesh is incarnated in the movie 's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco bollywood that , by the end of monsoon wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater .