Review: takes every potential laugh and stiletto-stomps the life out of it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: mctiernan 's remake may be lighter on its feet 
Sentiment: positive

Review: when it 's really an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type 
Sentiment: negative


Review: despite suffering a sense-of-humour failure , the man who wrote rocky does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this .