Review: a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at the mercy of its inventiveness 
Sentiment: negative

Review: irwin and his director never come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place 
Sentiment: negative


Review: feels haphazard , as if the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot .