Review: has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this remake of lina wertmuller 's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since john 
Sentiment: negative

Review: of boring talking heads , etc . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter