Review: enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you are n't very bright 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sure there 's a teenage boy out there somewhere who 's dying for this kind of entertainment 
Sentiment: negative

Review: churn out one mediocre movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: try to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored 
Sentiment: negative


Review: strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances