Review: in the real world , an actor this uncharismatically beautiful would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` girl in bar # 3 . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: complete with loads of cgi and bushels of violence , but not a drop 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wo n't enjoy the movie at all 
Sentiment: negative

Review: even in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates , it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking