Review: some writer dude , i think his name was , uh , michael zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude , the only thing that i ever saw that was written down were the zeroes on my paycheck . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as darkly funny , energetic , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: media-soaked 
Sentiment: negative

Review: derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded 
Sentiment: negative


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