Review: director shekhar kapur and screenwriters michael schiffer and hossein amini have tried hard to modernize and reconceptualize things , but the barriers finally prove to be too great 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will undoubtedly play well in european markets , where mr. besson is a brand name , and in asia , where ms. shu is an institution , 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a movie that , quite simply , should n't have been made . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the trifecta of badness