Review: opens with maggots crawling on a dead dog 
Sentiment: negative

Review: like it hot on the hardwood proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an amateurish screenplay 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the brawn , but not the brains 
Sentiment: negative


Review: tries its best to hide the fact that seagal 's overweight and out of shape .