Review: -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ponderous , plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ultimately feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: both sitcomishly predictable and cloying