Review: wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
Sentiment: negative

Review: skin of man gets a few cheap shocks from its kids-in-peril theatrics , but 
Sentiment: negative

Review: dramatic things happen to people 
Sentiment: negative

Review: two big things are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: humorous and touching .