Review: any of the signposts , as if 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with crude humor and vulgar innuendo 
Sentiment: negative


Review: crass , then gasp for gas ,