Review: this low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off 
Sentiment: negative

Review: movie gauge 
Sentiment: positive

Review: has turned out nearly 21/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity 
Sentiment: negative


Review: being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good