Review: imagine kevin smith , the blasphemous bad boy of suburban jersey , if he were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: fluke 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the nicest thing that can be said about stealing harvard ( which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the rock is destined to be the 21st century 's new `` conan '' and that he 's going to make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: 's ) quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of the little mermaid and aladdin