Review: begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative

Review: painfully flat gross-out comedy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times 
Sentiment: negative

Review: storytelling prowess 
Sentiment: positive


Review: impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure