Review: comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of bewitched that takes place during spring break . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: laggard drama wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it 's so not-at-all-good 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have been saved if the director , tom dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of midnight run and 48 hours ( and , for that matter , shrek ) 
Sentiment: negative


Review: casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors