Review: never feel anything for these characters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: realizing that you 've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for frida to just die already 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bravado -- to take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience 's meat grinder one more time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: bones tickled 
Sentiment: positive


Review: spied with my little eye ... a mediocre collection of cookie-cutter action scenes