Review: irredeemably awful . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: be revealed by the dispassionate gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes 
Sentiment: negative

Review: writer-director randall wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget .