Review: an absurdist spider web . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the catch is that they 're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: offers no new insight on the matter , nor do its characters exactly spring to life . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy is inane and awful - no doubt , it 's the worst movie i 've seen this summer . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: what an idea , what a thrill ride .