Review: curse 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up 
Sentiment: negative

Review: vapid actor 's exercise to appropriate the structure of arthur schnitzler 's reigen 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a creaky `` pretty woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought 
Sentiment: negative


Review: absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , skyscraper-trapeze motion of the amazing spider-man