Review: intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence of a bad sitcom 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the script 's endless assault 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: director uwe boll and the actors provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback .