Review: takes every potential laugh and stiletto-stomps the life out of it . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing 
Sentiment: negative

Review: rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces 
Sentiment: negative

Review: plenty to impress about e.t. 
Sentiment: positive


Review: despite suffering a sense-of-humour failure , the man who wrote rocky does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this .