Review: features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances , ineptly directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an unencouraging threefold expansion 
Sentiment: negative

Review: has little insight into the historical period and its artists , particularly in how sand developed a notorious reputation 
Sentiment: negative

Review: priggish , lethargically paced parable of renewal . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: turning into a black hole of dullness