Review: ... a plotline that 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project ! 
Sentiment: negative

Review: perhaps the grossest movie ever made . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so bland 
Sentiment: negative

Review: essentially ruined -- 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's painful to watch witherspoon 's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama .