Review: a sloppy slapstick throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like the ghost and mr. chicken . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that chirpy songbird britney spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one suspects that craven endorses they simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ends up more of a creaky `` pretty woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought 
Sentiment: negative


Review: mediocre horror film