Review: longer to heal : the welt on johnny knoxville 's stomach 
Sentiment: negative

Review: nearly 21/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , hartley created a monster but did n't know how to handle it . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a bad blend of an overripe episode of tv 's dawson 's creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of love story