Review: favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short 
Sentiment: negative

Review: their parents would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: succeeded only in making me groggy . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: `` blue crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by david hennings