Review: half-assed film . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... expands the horizons of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: makes for a touching love story , mainly because blanchett and ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne 
Sentiment: negative


Review: if the full monty was a freshman fluke