Review: 'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser 
Sentiment: negative

Review: we hate ( madonna ) within the film 's first five minutes , and she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: debts 
Sentiment: negative

Review: with sean penn 's monotone narration 
Sentiment: negative


Review: has none of the crackle of `` fatal attraction '' , `` 9 1/2 weeks '' , or even `` indecent proposal '' , and feels more like lyne 's stolid remake of `` lolita '' .