Review: successful adaptation 
Sentiment: positive

Review: who cares ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: what madonna does here ca n't properly be called acting -- more accurately , it 's moving and it 's talking and it 's occasionally gesturing , sometimes all at once 
Sentiment: negative

Review: guy gets girl , guy loses girl , audience falls asleep 
Sentiment: negative


Review: should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie .