Review: 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'll probably run out screaming . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lazy exercise 
Sentiment: negative


Review: these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation .