Review: is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in which most of the characters forget their lines 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in the real world , an actor this uncharismatically beautiful would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` girl in bar # 3 . '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is , by itself , deserving of discussion 
Sentiment: positive


Review: sex ironically has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler .