Review: forget the misleading title , what 's with the unexplained baboon cameo ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects 
Sentiment: negative

Review: uninventive 
Sentiment: negative

Review: trimmed 
Sentiment: negative


Review: purports to be a hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging .