Review: the chaos of an urban conflagration 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither 
Sentiment: negative

Review: `` one look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a flat , plodding picture 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the far future may be awesome to consider , but from period detail to matters of the heart , this film is most transporting when it stays put in the past .