Review: is the case of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: true to its animatronic roots : ... as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus 
Sentiment: negative

Review: just does n't cut it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: empty head 
Sentiment: negative


Review: as if trying to grab a lump of play-doh , the harder that liman tries to squeeze his story