Review: formulaic , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal pessimists : 
Sentiment: negative

Review: medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a freaky bit of art that 's there to scare while we delight in the images 
Sentiment: positive


Review: impossible to indulge the fanciful daydreams of janice beard ( eileen walsh ) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant