Review: wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick 
Sentiment: negative

Review: tiresomely derivative and hammily acted . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: littered with celluloid garbage 
Sentiment: negative

Review: rewritten , and for the uncompromising knowledge that the highest power of all is the power of love 
Sentiment: positive


Review: turd