Review: irredeemably awful . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the pianist is the film roman polanski may have been born to make . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: earns the right to be favorably compared to das boot 
Sentiment: positive

Review: does n't take itself so deadly seriously 
Sentiment: positive


Review: 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget .