Review: understated performances of ( jack nicholson 's ) career 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i liked the original short story but this movie , even at an hour and twenty-some minutes , it 's too long and it goes nowhere . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: at every turn of elizabeth berkley 's flopping dolphin-gasm 
Sentiment: negative


Review: handed down from the movie gods