Review: a terrible movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pale script 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the movie 's narrative gymnastics ca n't disguise the fact that it 's inauthentic at its core and that its story just is n't worth telling . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: should be used to burn every print of the film