Review: was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time 
Sentiment: negative

Review: picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like 
Sentiment: negative

Review: less than fresh 
Sentiment: negative

Review: rhapsodize cynicism , with repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences , that glass 's dirgelike score becomes a fang-baring lullaby . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: not-very-funny