Review: , why should you buy the movie milk when the tv cow is free ? 
Sentiment: negative

Review: zellweger 's whiny pouty-lipped poof 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a cinematic corpse 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , the film grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: it 's self-defeatingly decorous