Review: incredibly hokey 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: could n't someone take rob schneider and have him switch bodies with a funny person 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of jerry bruckheimer productions , especially because half past dead is like the rock on a wal-mart budget 
Sentiment: negative


Review: does strong , measured work .