Review: the kids in the audience at the preview screening seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else ; 
Sentiment: negative

Review: are as mushy as peas 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the action scenes have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if kaos had n't blown them all up . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: beats new life 
Sentiment: positive


Review: ( a ) mess .