Review: makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks 
Sentiment: negative

Review: manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney ... 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's nothing remotely topical or sexy here . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for universal studios and its ancillary products ... 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i have returned from the beyond to warn you