Review: it 's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since i last walked out on a movie , but resident evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture ca n't quite conceal that there 's nothing resembling a spine here . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say 
Sentiment: negative

Review: jolt you 
Sentiment: positive


Review: of astonishing grandeur