Review: becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities 
Sentiment: negative

Review: sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the visceral excitement 
Sentiment: positive


Review: lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book )