Review: manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: so , hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: that you 'll want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is a whole lot of nada 
Sentiment: negative


Review: lead actress gaï , she of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile