Review: something on crummy-looking videotape 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lopez 's publicist should share screenwriting credit 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is n't tough to take as long as you 've paid a matinee price 
Sentiment: negative

Review: how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: dupe the viewer into taking it all as very important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a hollywood product