Review: a time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater 
Sentiment: positive

Review: as boring and as obvious 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an inhalant blackout 
Sentiment: negative


Review: ( seagal 's ) strenuous attempt at a change in expression