Review: nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of elizabeth hurley 's breasts -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: much sucks , but has a funny moment or two . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you 're left with a sour taste in your mouth 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as well-written as sexy beast 
Sentiment: positive


Review: mediocre