Review: vampire fun 
Sentiment: positive

Review: can argue that the debate it joins is a necessary and timely one 
Sentiment: positive

Review: come from seeing former nymphette juliette lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named minnie and watching slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable halloween costume shop would ever try to sell 
Sentiment: negative

Review: all the hearts it won -- and wins still 
Sentiment: positive


Review: a movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda .