Review: a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed 
Sentiment: negative

Review: creatively stillborn 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a film that begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures esther , but she 's never seen speaking on stage 
Sentiment: negative


Review: does n't mean it 's good enough for our girls