Review: enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you are n't very bright 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it looks like an action movie , but it 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such 
Sentiment: negative

Review: hard , endearing , caring 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is too long with too little 
Sentiment: negative


Review: approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all