Review: some unpaid intern had just typed ` chris rock , ' ` anthony hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some univac-like script machine 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film is deadly dull 
Sentiment: negative

Review: will dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : a few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: having a nightmare about bad cinema 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a puppy dog so desperate for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks .