Review: a movie as artificial and soulless as the country bears 
Sentiment: negative

Review: you should avoid this like the dreaded king brown snake . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in 
Sentiment: negative

Review: love with its overinflated mythology that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots 
Sentiment: negative


Review: there are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs