Review: does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks 
Sentiment: negative

Review: one of the most incoherent features in recent memory . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the leads we are given here are simply too bland to be interesting . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or