Review: are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: there 's something fishy about a seasonal holiday kids ' movie ... that derives its moment of most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where santa gives gifts to grownups 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the requisite faux-urban vibe and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: such a worthless film 
Sentiment: negative


Review: 's worth the price of admission for the ridicule factor alone