Review: 'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: gentle and engrossing 
Sentiment: positive

Review: the script 's endless assault 
Sentiment: negative

Review: have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , 
Sentiment: negative


Review: director uwe boll and the actors provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback .