Review: jerking off in all its byzantine incarnations 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the scorpion king is more fun than conan the barbarian . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is rote work and predictable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics 
Sentiment: negative


Review: subject us to boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other