Review: so badly made on every level that i 'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , you 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: undone by howard 's self-conscious attempts 
Sentiment: negative

Review: uncommitted 
Sentiment: negative


Review: searches ( vainly , i think ) for something fresh to say