Review: has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: poor remake 
Sentiment: negative

Review: was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it 's a movie that ends with truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: carrying off a spot-on scottish burr