Review: try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , but wind up using them as punching bags 
Sentiment: negative

Review: derive from this choppy and sloppy affair 
Sentiment: negative

Review: strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: irwin is a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films , but this particular result is ultimately held back from being something greater .