Review: long and tedious 
Sentiment: negative

Review: appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , the weight of water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i do n't think so .