Review: it 's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since i last walked out on a movie , but resident evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture ca n't quite conceal that there 's nothing resembling a spine here . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to which anyone can relate 
Sentiment: positive

Review: , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain 
Sentiment: negative


Review: of astonishing grandeur