Review: apparently reassembled from the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap 
Sentiment: negative

Review: distances you by throwing out so many red herrings , so many false scares , that the genuine ones barely register 
Sentiment: negative

Review: it may cause parents a few sleepless hours -- a sign of its effectiveness 
Sentiment: positive

Review: conceal that there 's nothing resembling a spine here 
Sentiment: negative


Review: crass and insulting