Review: lame comedy . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as mr. de niro . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: false , sitcom-worthy solutions 
Sentiment: negative

Review: that it might as well have been titled generic jennifer lopez romantic comedy . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: imagine a film that begins as a seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of the shining , the thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s