Review: under the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i 'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies 
Sentiment: negative

Review: works smoothly under the direction of spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely 
Sentiment: positive

Review: ` christian bale 's quinn ( is ) a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent . ' 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a crass and insulting homage to great films