Review: goes down easy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: failing to find a spark of its own 
Sentiment: negative

Review: patchy combination of soap opera 
Sentiment: negative

Review: may have made a great saturday night live sketch , but a great movie it is not . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: stroked , luridly colored , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain .