Review: is hindered by a central plot that 's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about 
Sentiment: negative

Review: lavish period scenery 
Sentiment: positive

Review: to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists 
Sentiment: negative

Review: might as well have come from a xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) franc 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i honestly never knew what the hell was coming next