Review: like a rejected x-files episode than a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is completely serviceable and quickly forgettable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year 
Sentiment: negative


Review: is his best film yet ...