Review: at 90 minutes this movie is short , but it feels much longer . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the laughs are as rare as snake foo yung . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in addition to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history , ballistic : ecks vs. sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ultimately defeated the film ... it was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second 
Sentiment: negative


Review: , the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you 're up for that sort of thing .