Review: bland actors 
Sentiment: negative

Review: add up to a biting satire that has no teeth . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a fact which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through snow dogs , seems inconceivable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a haunting tale of murder and mayhem .