Review: to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you 'd expect to see on showtime 's ` red shoe diaries 
Sentiment: negative

Review: in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did 
Sentiment: positive

Review: coupling disgracefully written dialogue 
Sentiment: negative

Review: as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the story 's scope and pageantry