Review: skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you 're sure to get more out of the latter experience . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to its inevitable tragic conclusion 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the film 's hero is a bore 
Sentiment: negative

Review: apart from anything else , this is one of the best-sustained ideas i have ever seen on the screen . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects , not the least of which is rebecca romijn-stamos .