Review: the story 's pathetic and the gags are puerile . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the half-lit , sometimes creepy intimacy 
Sentiment: negative

Review: i guarantee that no wise men will be following after it 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the story of trouble every day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film 
Sentiment: negative


Review: by a central plot that 's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about