Review: slow , 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it 's surprisingly old-fashioned . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: comedy death 
Sentiment: negative

Review: by uneven dialogue and plot lapses 
Sentiment: negative


Review: clockstoppers is one of those crazy , mixed-up films that does n't know what it wants to be when it grows up .