Review: pack some serious suspense 
Sentiment: positive

Review: offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project 
Sentiment: negative

Review: worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances 
Sentiment: negative


Review: that that 's exactly what these two people need to find each other