Review: the entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense 
Sentiment: negative

Review: never mind all that ; the boobs are fantasti 
Sentiment: positive

Review: an action movie with an action icon who 's been all but decommissioned 
Sentiment: negative

Review: stop buying tickets 
Sentiment: negative


Review: exactly assured in its execution