Review: disastrous 
Sentiment: negative

Review: is really closer to porn than a serious critique of what 's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a stunningly unoriginal premise 
Sentiment: negative

Review: and unoriginal mess 
Sentiment: negative


Review: i thought my own watch had stopped keeping time as i slogged my way through clockstoppers .