Review: small-budget 
Sentiment: negative

Review: schlocky creature 
Sentiment: negative

Review: this is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` ah , yes , here we have a bad , bad , bad movie . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: some sort of martha stewart decorating program run amok 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of quentin tarantino 's climactic shootout -- and