Review: sorrow 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a thoroughly awful movie -- dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` the thing ' and a geriatric ` scream . ' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: -- and it is n't that funny . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does n't make sense 
Sentiment: negative


Review: when a movie has stuck around for this long