Review: this tired retread 
Sentiment: negative

Review: ... pays tribute to heroes the way julia roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long 
Sentiment: negative

Review: does leblanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad 
Sentiment: negative


Review: has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop