Review: it wo n't hold up over the long haul 
Sentiment: negative

Review: to like any of these despicable characters 
Sentiment: negative

Review: do n't think this movie loves women at all 
Sentiment: negative

Review: long-winded 
Sentiment: negative


Review: strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder .