Review: for dance completists only . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a ` girls gone wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , the burning sensation is n't a definitive counter-cultural document -- its makers are n't removed and inquisitive enough for that 
Sentiment: negative

Review: a baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside danish cows falls flat , and if you 're going to alter the bard 's ending , you 'd better have a good alternative . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the hot chick is pretty damned funny . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: grips and holds you in rapt attention from