Review: a disastrous ending 
Sentiment: negative

Review: pick your nose instead because you 're sure to get more out of the latter experience 
Sentiment: negative

Review: recite bland police procedural details , fiennes wanders 
Sentiment: negative

Review: offers much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of gere in his dancing shoes , hoofing and crooning with the best of them . 
Sentiment: positive


Review: visual hideousness