Review: they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you do n't care who fires the winning shot . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: would reach for a barf bag 
Sentiment: negative

Review: reign of fire is so incredibly inane that it is laughingly enjoyable . 
Sentiment: positive

Review: hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and -- worst of all -- silly-looking morlocks 
Sentiment: negative


Review: thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser