Review: the modern remake of dumas 's story is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: festers in just such a dungpile that you 'd swear you were watching monkeys flinging their feces at you . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: conceptually brilliant 
Sentiment: positive

Review: misses its emotions 
Sentiment: negative


Review: jolts the laughs from the audience --