Review: omitted nor a cliché left unsaid 
Sentiment: negative

Review: unlaughable 
Sentiment: negative

Review: starts off as a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the pale script 
Sentiment: negative


Review: crossroads feels like a teenybopper ed wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama .