Review: new ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: cry for your money back 
Sentiment: negative

Review: -- sadly -- 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this is n't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the journey is such a mesmerizing one