Review: none of the crackle of `` fatal attraction '' , `` 9 1/2 weeks '' , or even `` indecent proposal '' 
Sentiment: negative

Review: 's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the chatter of parrots raised on oprah 
Sentiment: negative

Review: , the journey does n't really go anywhere . 
Sentiment: negative


Review: a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque