Review: crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for britney 's latest album 
Sentiment: negative

Review: contemplates a heartland so overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: which might have been called freddy gets molested by a dog ) 
Sentiment: negative

Review: forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense 
Sentiment: negative


Review: as the movie dragged on , i thought i heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign .