Review: want to crawl up your own *** in embarrassment 
Sentiment: negative

Review: feels especially thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: if mapquest emailed him point-to-point driving directions 
Sentiment: positive

Review: is there a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to his series of spectacular belly flops both on and off the screen