Review: just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract 
Sentiment: negative

Review: leaves a bitter taste 
Sentiment: negative

Review: its old-hat set-up and 
Sentiment: negative

Review: which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler 
Sentiment: negative


Review: the young stars are too cute ;