Review: one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 
Sentiment: negative

Review: the performances are so overstated , the effect comes off as self-parody . 
Sentiment: negative

Review: made , on all levels , that it does n't even qualify as a spoof of such 
Sentiment: negative

Review: more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story 
Sentiment: negative


Review: to go down with a ship as leaky as this