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 Federal  Communications  Commission 
 Before  the  Federal  Communications  Commission 
 Washington,  D.  C.  20554 


 In  the  Matter  of 
 AMFM  RADIO  LICENSES,  LLC 


 Licensee  of  Station  WWDC-  FM  Washington,  DC 


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 File  Nos.  EB-  02-  IH-  0472  EB-  02-  IH-  0494 
 NAL/  Acct.  No.  200432080003  FRN  0003720935 
 Facility  ID  No.  8682 


 ERRATUM 
 Adopted:  October  8,  2003  Released:  October  9,  2003 
 By  the  Chief,  Enforcement  Bureau: 


 1.  On  October  2,  2003,  the  Commission  released  a  Notice  of  Apparent  Liability  for  Forfeiture,  FCC  03-  233,  in  the  above-  captioned  proceeding  (the  NAL).  Attachment  A  of  the  NAL,  the 
 Program  Transcript,  inadvertently  contained  references  to  the  first  names  of  certain  high  school  students  who  participated  in  the  broadcasts  at  issue.  By  this  Erratum,  the  NAL  is  corrected  to  redact  the  students 
 names  from  the  Program  Transcript,  which  is  attached  hereto  as  Attachment  A,  as  revised. 


 FEDERAL  COMMUNICATIONS  COMMISSION 


 David  H.  Solomon  Chief,  Enforcement  Bureau 
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 ATTACHMENT  A 
 Program  Transcript 
 Radio  Station:  WWDC-  FM,  Washington,  DC  Dates/  Time  of  Broadcasts:  May  7,  2002  and  May  8,  2002,  between  6  a.  m.  and  10  p.  m. 
 Material  Broadcast:  The  Elliot  in  the  Morning  Show 
 May  7,  2002 
 E:  Elliot  D:  Diane 
 2M:  Dan  FC1:  First  Female  Student  Caller 
 FC2:  Second  Female  Student  Caller  F:  Flounder 


 E:  Hi.  DC101. 
 FC1:  Hi. 
 E:  Who  is  this? 
 FC1:  Its  [first  female  student  caller]. 
 E:  Hi  [first  female  student  caller].  How  are  you? 
 FC1:  Im  good.  How  are  you? 
 E:  Im  doing  well.  You  sound  very  chipper  today,  [first  female  student  caller]. 
 FC1:  Im  in  a  good  mood. 
 E:  Yeah,  how  old  are  you? 
 FC1:  Im  18. 
 E:  Mmm.  I  like  that.  I  think  youre  our  first  18  year-  old. 
 FC1:  [Giggling]  I  have  been  listening  all  morning,  so. 
 D:  Youd  be  the  youngest. 
 E:  You  get  the  advantage  going  in. 
 FC1:  Yes,  Im  the  youngest. 
 E:  Right,  and  ah,  where  do  you  live  [first  female  student  caller]? 
 FC1:  Alexandria. 
 E:  Are  you  in  school? 
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 FC1:  Ah,  I  should  be  in  school  right  now,  but  Ive  been  waiting  to  talk  to  you  guys. 
 E:  High  school? 
 FC1:  Yeah. 
 E:  Oh,  God  bless. 
 D:  Where? 
 FC1:  Ah,  Bishop  OConnell. 
 E:  ExcelLent. 
 D:  Oh,  private  school  girl. 
 E:  Any  prom  dates?  [Laughter  from  E] 
 FC1:  Ah,  no  [unintelligible]  prom  already. 
 E:  As  if  the  Catholic  Church  doesnt  have  enough  problems  right  now. 
 FC1:  Thats  true. 
 E:  Alright.  So,  [first  female  student  caller]  are  you  a  senior? 
 FC1:  Yeah. 
 E:  Ah,  do  ah  do  ah  everybody  there  at  school  find  uh  you  irresistibly  hot? 
 FC1:  Ah,  Id  like  to  say  so. 
 E:  Yeah.  You  a  popular  girl  at  school? 
 FC1:  Uh,  decently  popular. 
 2M:  Now  are  you  going  to  Ivy  League  next  year? 
 FC1:  No. 
 E:  [Laughter  from  2M]  Who  cares?  Are  you  kind  of  like  an  exhibitionist? 
 FC1:  Yeah.  Some  people  say  so. 
 E:  And  you  want  to  flash  from  time  to  time? 
 FC1:  Ive  been  known  to  do  that. 
 E:  Yes,  of  course  you  have.  I  gotta  ask  you  what  size  bra? 
 FC1:  Ummm,  34-  C. 
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 E:  Really? 
 FC1:  Yeah. 
 E:  For  a  senior,  thats  excelLent.  [Laughter  from  FC1] 
 D:  For  a  senior. 
 E:  Thats  good.  Ahhh  alright. 
 2M:  How  well  do  you  know  the  football  team?  [Laughter  from  D] 
 FC1:  Pretty  well. 
 2M:  Awesome. 
 E:  Youve  never  lined  like  four  or  five  guys  up  against  lockers  have  you? 
 FC1:  Not  four  or  five. 
 E:  One  or  two? 
 FC1:  Two  or  three.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 E:  Really? 
 D:  I  think  Dan  just  won  the  lottery.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 E:  So  Dans  quitting  his  job.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 SM:  Thats  the  Powerball  right  there. 
 E:  So  wait  a  minute.  So  at  school  youve  lined  like  two  or  three  guys  up  against  the  lockers  and  like  ahhh.  [Loud  sucking  sounds  from  E] 


 FC1:  [Laughter  ]  Ahhh.  Like  yeah. 
 E:  Really? 
 FC1:  Yeah.  Im  here  with  my  friend  [second  female  student  caller].  She  wants  to  dance  too. 
 E:  Ill  get  to  [second  female  student  caller]  in  a  moment.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  Really. 
 FC1:  Yeah.  We  want  to  dance  with  you. 
 E:  Oh,  uh  not  a  problem  honey. 
 [Break  in  the  audio-  tape] 
 FC1:  Um,  probably  about  8  or  9. 
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 E:  Hm.  Hm.  Hm.  Hm.  Alright.  And  you  can  be  here  on  Thursday.  Well,  what  about  school  on  Thursday? 
 D:  Yeah. 
 FC1:  Ah,  well.  I  dont  go  to  school  quite  as  often  as  I  should.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 D:  Quite  as  often  as  you  should. 
 E:  Hey,  do  you  know  my  next  door  neighbor?  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 D:  Well,  [first  female  student  caller]  youre  already  accepted  to  the  college  of  your  choice  right? 
 FC1:  Yes  I  am.  [Laughter  from  E] 
 D:  Where  you  gonna  go? 
 FC1:  Im  gonna  go  to  VCU. 
 D:  VCU. 
 E:  Very  good. 
 2M:  So  thats  okay,  but  not  the  Ivy  League  question. 
 E:  Yeah.  No,  VCUs  fine.  No,  thats  good. 
 D:  Shes  an  artist. 
 E:  You  should  check  out  Radford.  [Laughter  from  E] 
 2M:  She  could  get  all  As  there.  [Laughter  from  E] 
 E:  Alright.  Very  good,  [first  female  student  caller].  Yes,  you  hold  on  one  second  and  Flounders  gonna  get  some  information  from  you,  okay? 


 FC1:  Okay,  no  problem. 
 E:  Alright.  Very  good.  Hold  on  one  second. 
 2M:  What  about  her  friend?  Did  you  talk  to  her  friend? 
 D:  [Second  female  student  caller]. 
 E:  Oh,  you  know  what  put  [second  female  student  caller]  on  real  quick. 
 FC1:  Okay,  here.  Just  a  sec. 
 FC2:  Hello 
 E:  Hi  [second  female  student  caller]. 
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 FC2:  Hi.  How  are  you? 
 E:  Im  well.  Thank  you.  [Second  female  student  caller]  are  you  also  18? 
 FC2:  Yes,  I  am. 
 E:  And  you  also  go  to  Bishop  OConnell? 
 FC2:  Yes,  I  do. 
 E:  Uh-  huh.  Let  me  ask  you,  you  better  looking  than  [first  female  student  caller]? 
 FC2:  Um,  I  dont  know.  I  think  were  both  pretty  hot. 
 E:  Right. 
 E:  Have  you  two  ever  hooked  up? 
 FC2:  No,  but  weve  been  known  to  do  our  little  show  at  parties  and  what  not. 
 E:  Uh,  what  do  you  mean  your  little  show? 
 FC2:  Like  we  dance  together,  you  know? 
 D:  Yeah. 
 2M:  Hmmm. 
 E:  Like  with  your  boobies  out? 
 FC2:  Ah,  it  all  depends  on  whos  there.  I  mean  Im  not  gonna  just.  Yeah. 
 D:  Right. 
 E:  Well,  I  mean  like  on  Thursday  like  maybe  Ill  have  you  two  dance  together? 
 FC2:  Yes,  of  course. 
 E:  Okay.  ExcelLent.  [Laughter  from  D]  Are  you  also  a  34-  C? 
 FC2:  Im  actually  a  36-  D.  Full  D. 
 2M:  Full  D. 
 FC2:  And  my  nickname  with  all  my  friends  is  J-  Lo  so  I  got  the  booty  to  go  with  it. 
 E:  Oh,  you  got  a  little  butt  back  there. 
 FC2:  Yeah. 
 E:  Oh,  thats  fine.  36-  D.  J-  Lo.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M].  Thank  God  for  the  hormones  in  milk.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  Have  you  ever  done  the  uh  locker  lineup  at  school? 
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 FC2:  Um,  a  little  bit  of  that.  Im  more  like  in  the  secluded  area. 
 E:  Stairwell. 
 FC2:  Yes. 
 E:  Really. 
 D:  Janitors  closet. 
 E:  More  than  with  the  janitor.  [Laughter  from  D]  [Knocking  sound] 
 2M:  Awesome. 
 E:  [Impersonating  a  janitor  with  a  Mexican  accent]  Need  to  be  coming  on  in  please.  Wet  spill  in  my  pants  please.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]. 


 D:  Oh  God.  [Laughter  from  D] 
 E:  [Laughter  from  E]  Have  you  ever  made  out  with  a  teacher? 
 FC2:  No.  [Laughter] 
 E:  No. 
 2M:  Naw,  please. 
 E:  Um,  more  than  eight  or  nine  times  in  school? 
 FC2:  Ah,  no  I  wouldnt  go  that  far. 
 2M:  No. 
 E:  You  dont  think  badly  of  [first  female  student  caller]  because  she  has,  do  you? 
 FC2:  No,  I  love  [first  female  student  caller]. 
 E:  In  Gods  way. 
 D:  Uh-  huh. 
 FC2:  Truly  in  Gods  way. 
 E:  Uh-  hm.  [Laughter  from  FC2]  Alright.  Very  good.  And  um  missing  school  on  Thursday  would  be  nothing  new  for  you. 


 FC2:  Nothing  new. 
 E:  Alright,  very  good.  Hold  on  one  second  and  ah  Flounder  will  get  both  of  your  information.  Well  see  you  on  Thursday. 
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 FC2:  Okay.  Thank  you. 
 E:  Alright,  very  good. 
 D:  Flounder  will  get  your  information.  Hopefully  well  see  it. 
 E:  Yes. 
 2M:  Man,  were  looking  for  Chinese  finger  ties.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 E:  Alright,  now  let  me  say  this.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  Dont  send  me  your  goddamn  emails  about  being  angry  that  were  doing  these  two  ah  high  school  kids. 


 D:  Theyre  18. 
 E:  Theyre  18  years-  old.  This  is  their  own  deal.  Alright,  so  save  the  e-  mails. 
 D:  Theyre  not  going  to  school  anyway. 
 E:  Save  the  e-  mails. 
 D:  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  Its  not  like  theyre  studying  for  the  SATs. 
 E:  Save  the  youre  corrupting  the  youth  of  America.  Please.  Nobody.  I  didnt  hold  a  gun  to  anybodys  head  to  line  up  nine  guys  against  a  locker.  [Laughter  from  2M]  Alright.  Diane,  we 
 didnt  do  anything  wrong. 
 D:  [Laughter  from  D]  Hey,  she  was  free  with  the  information. 
 2M:  That  private  schools  gonna  love  you  though. 
 E:  Thats  Bishop  OConnell. 
 2M:  Yeah,  theyre  very  proud  today. 
 E:  They  should  be. 
 D:  Hey,  you  pay  money  to  go  to  that  school.  [Laughter  from  D  and  2M] 
 E:  You  know  what,  at  least  its  not  one  of  the  priests. 
 2M:  Yes. 
 E:  Save  the  hate  e-  mail.  Okay.  We  did  nothing  wrong,  right  Flounder? 
 F:  I  agree.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 
 2M:  Were  doin  that  school  a  service.  You  know  how  many  kids  theyre  gonna  get  now?  Theyre  thinking  about  stalking  Bishop  OConnell. 


 E:  Right  now  everybody  at  [Unintelligible]  council  is  going,  Goddamn  it  [Unintelligible]  not  at  our  school.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  Alright,  very  good,  alright.  So  good,  I  feel  like  were 
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 starting  to  put  together  a  very  nice  list.  Well  either  revisit  that  again  before  we  get  off  the  air  today,  maybe  after  school  starts,  [Laughter  from  2M]  or  we  will  get  some  more  contestants 
 tomorrow.  So,  Thursday  morning  well  have  everybody  in  here  dancing  and  uh  four  will  be  selected  to  dance  for  Kid  Rock  on  Saturday  night  at  the  Patriot  Center.  I  think  I  speak  for  all  of 
 us  when  I  cant  thank  Kid  Rock  enough  for  choosing  us  to  do  this  promotion.  [Laughter  from  2M]  [Unintelligible]. 


 [Break  in  the  audio-  tape] 
 May  8,  2002 
 E:  Elliot  D:  Diane 
 BD:  Buddy  MC:  Male  Student  Caller 
 MC2:  Second  Male  Student  Caller  MC3:  Third  Male  Student  Caller 
 MC4:  Fourth  Male  Student  Caller  MC5:  Fifth  Male  Student  Caller 
 FC3:  Third  Female  Student  Caller 
 E:  Before  we  get  into  the  news,  Diane. 
 D:  Yeah. 
 E:  We  had  a  little  interest  in  Bishop  OConnell  High  School.  [Laughter  from  E] 
 D:  Yeah.  I  went  to  the  website.  [Laughter  from  E]  I  was  looking  at  the  mission  statement.  [Laughter  from  E]  Our  mission  is  to  provide  the  students  an  education  rooted  in  the  life  of  Christ 
 [unintelligible]  pursuit  of  excellence  of  the  whole  person.  And  then  you  go  down.  [Laughter  from  E]  The  desired  learning  results.  [Laughter  from  E]  Kinda  take  on  a  new  meaning. 
 [Laughter  from  E  and  2M]  Students  practice  a  moral  code  based  on  gospel  values  as  found  in  our  Catholic  faith  and  worship.  [Laughter  from  E  and  2M]  Express  Christian  values  through 
 participation  in  community  service  projects. 
 E:  Take  him  and  drink  for  him.  [Laughter  from  E] 
 D:  Develop  creative  and  critical  thinking  skills.  [Laughter  from  D]  Use  those  skills  in  successfully  solving  problems. 


 E:  There  you  go,  [first  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student  caller]. 
 D:  Mmm  [Impersonating  a  young  girls  voice]  What  should  I  do?  [Laughter  from  E]  Learning  to  work  with  others  cooperatively. 


 E:  [Spoken  as  if  Es  mouth  was  full]  May  peace  be  with  you  and  also  with  you. 
 D:  Develop  and  maintain 
 E:  [Loud  sucking  sounds  from  E] 
 D:  Develop  and  maintain  positive  self  worth  through  a  healthy  lifestyle. 
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 E:  [Spoken  as  if  Es  mouth  was  full]  This  healthful  [unintelligible]  of  protein.  [Loud  sucking  sounds  from  E][  Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  [Spoken  as  if  Es  mouth  was  full]  Hey,  what  do 
 you  think  will  be  going  on  at  Bishop  OConnell  High  School  today?  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 


 D:  Talk  in  the  office. 
 E:  More  guys  have  signed  up  for  this  school  in  the  last  half  hour.  [Laughter  from  E  and  2M]  We  done  a  service.  [Laughter  from  E  and  2M]  Alright,  very  good.  So  Thursday  morning. 


 D:  Our  student  body  of  1,470  reflects  the  diversity  of  our  community  and  neighborhoods. 
 E:  [Spoken  as  if  Es  mouth  was  full]  Im  part  of  the  community.  [Loud  sucking  sounds  from  E]  [Unintelligible]  Oh  no.  [Laughter  from  2M  and  D]  Theyll  be  in  here.  I  love  that.  What  are 
 you  kidding  me? 
 D:  Theyre  not  going  to  be  at  school  that  day.  [Laughter  from  E  and  2M] 
 E:  Alright.  8:  15,  dear  God.  Ah,  what  have  we  got  going  on  here?  Were  busy  as  hell.  We  got  some  [unintelligible]  tickets  to  give  away.  Oh 


 [Break  in  the  audio-  tape] 
 E:  Let  me  get  Buddy  on  the  phone.  Buddy. 
 BD:  Hey. 
 E:  How  are  you,  sir? 
 BD:  Good.  How  are? 
 E:  Good,  I  I  understand  we  caught  you  shaving. 
 BD:  Yeah,  Im  about  half  way  done.  [Laughter  from  BD] 
 E:  I  say  just  leave  it. 
 BD:  Leave  half  of  it? 
 E:  Yeah,  just  leave  half  of  it.  Ah,  yesterday  while  we  were  going  through  our  qualifying  I  guess  sometime  around  7:  45  we  heard  from  [first  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student 
 caller].  [First  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student  caller],  two  18  year-  olds,  they  just  so  happen  to  go  to  Bishop  OConnell  High  School.  And  what  I  thought  was  a  very  nice 
 conversation  with  them  yesterday.  They  informed  as  to  some  things  they  do  at  school.  [Laughter  from  BD]  But  theyre  18  years-  old.  Theyre  adults.  Theyre  allowed  to  do  what  they  want.  And 
 then  um  I  guess  we  heard  very  early  this  morning  that  both  [second  female  student  caller]  and  [first  female  student  caller]  had  been  suspended  from  school.  Now,  Buddy,  did  the,  I  know, 
 principal  call  the  station,  true  or  false? 
 BD:  That  is,  that  is  true. 
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 E:  Right.  Did  you  ah  speak  to  um  Bishop  OConnell?  [Laughter  from  BD  and  2M] 
 BD:  No.  The  Bishop  did  not  speak.  We  ah  traded  messages.  But  I  think  the  thing  that  he  was  concerned  about  was  the  story  that  he  got  was  that  you  coerced  or  badgered  or  otherwise 
 convinced  these  people  or  these  two  young  ladies  to  say  things  that  werent  true. 
 E:  Now,  correct  me  if  Im  wrong.  I  dont  feel  like  I  badgered  them  in  any  way  at  all. 
 D:  You  asked  them  a  question  and  they  answered. 
 E:  Yeah. 
 BD:  Well,  like  I  said  the  principal  apparently  couldnt  have  been  nicer  and  ah  was  just  following  what  what  he  was  told,  so. 


 E:  Right.  Now,  see  we  heard  this  morning  I  guess  that  ah  Bishop  OConnells  daughter,  I  dont  know  the  guys  name.  Whats  his  name? 
 BD:  Uh,  you  know  I  dont  remember.  Its  on  my  desk. 
 E:  You  lying  sack.  [Laughter  from  BD]  No,  come  on.  Whats  his  name? 
 BD:  I  honestly  dont  remember. 
 E:  Alright.  Hey,  Mack,  see  if  you  could  find  me  someone  from  Bishop  OConnell  real  quick.  Line  2?  Fine,  perfect.  Tell  him  Ill  be  there  in  a  second.  So  anyway,  what  we  did  here  was  ah  the 
 principal  called  [first  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student  caller]  in  to  their  office,  into  his  office.  Im  assuming  its  a  man. 


 BD:  Right. 
 E:  And  um  I  guess  had  a  conversation  with  them  and  then  suspended  them  and  then  got  on  the  PA  system  at  the  school  and  talked  about  what  a  bunch  of  heathens  we  are.  I  may  be  paraphrasing. 
 [Laughter  from  BD] 
 BD:  I  didnt  hear  that  part. 
 E:  Yeah,  so  apparently  he  uh  he  does  not  like  your  radio  station,  Buddy  Riser. 
 BD:  Wow. 
 E:  Yeah. 
 BD:  Well  yeah  this  is  before  I  had  a  chance  to  really  discuss  it  with  him. 
 E:  This  is  the  work  of  the  devil  right  here.  [Laughter  from  BD]  So  you  didnt  you  didnt  touch  base  with  him? 


 BD:  No,  we  we  traded  phone  messages  yesterday  so. 
 E:  What  was  his  message  to  you? 
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 BD:  He  he  was  he  couldnt  have  been  nicer.  I  mean  basically  hes  just,  he  was  just  trying  to  figure  out  exactly  from  our  side.  I  mean  obviously  he  had  heard  only  their  side  of  the  story. 
 E:  Right.  Why  did  he  suspend  them  though?  That  doesnt  seem  right  to  me. 
 BD:  Now  that  I  dont  know.  I  I  didnt  know  that  he  had  done  that. 
 E:  Yeah.  See  that  doesnt  seem  right.  That  that  part  kinda  pisses  me  off. 
 BD:  Yeah. 
 E:  Im  thinking  we  have  a  Support  [second  female  student  caller]  and  [first  female  student  caller]  Concert  at  the  school  with  [unintelligible].  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M]  But  I  dont  understand 
 why  they  got  suspended.  Hey  listen  if  theyre  blowing  guys  at  the  school,  thats  not  their  fault,  thats  the  school.  The  school  needs  to  do  a  better  job  policing. 


 D:  They  should  get  counseling  not  suspension. 
 E:  Thats  right.  Jesus  wouldnt  just  toss  them  aside.  [Laughter  from  BD]  Jesus  would  welcome  them  in. 


 2M:  Yes,  he  would. 
 E:  Some  of  the  priests  at  the  school  would  ask  if  they  had  brothers.  [Laughter  from  BD] 
 BD:  Have  we  talked  to  the  girls  today? 
 E:  No.  I  have  a  feeling  they  wont  be  calling  today.  No,  Jesus  took  away  their  phone  privileges.  [Laughter  from  BD]  Alright,  Buddy,  alright.  I  was  wondering  if  you  got  to  touch 
 base  with  them. 
 BD:  No. 
 E:  With  the  principal  or  whatever  his  face  is. 
 BD:  No. 
 E:  Alright,  very  good.  Thank  you  very  much,  Buddy.  See  you  in  a  bit.  Finish  cleaning  up  over  there. 


 E:  Hi.  Whos  this?  Hello? 
 MC:  Yeah. 
 E:  Yeah,  whos  this? 
 MC:  Uh,  I  wont  give  my  name  out. 
 E:  Yeah,  I  dont  blame  you.  You  know  if  I  went  to  Bishop  OConnell  I  wouldnt  give  my  name  either.  Thats  how  you  people  get  in  trouble. 


 MC:  Ah  yeah  definitely. 
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 E:  Alright.  So  what  happened  at  school  yesterday? 
 MC:  Uh  well  um.  First  of  all,  at  around  8:  10  I  was  uh  driving  down  with  some  friends  before  school  and  uh  we  were  listening  to  your  station  and  uh  we  hear  these  two  girls  call  up.  They  go  off 
 about  some  stuff  and  uh.  First  of  all,  we  want  to  find  out  who  it  is  and  uh.  I  wouldnt  let  you  put  these  girls  on  the  stage  with  uh  bikinis  on. 


 E:  Wait,  say  again.  You  what? 
 MC:  I  wouldnt  let  you  put  these  girls  on  stage  with  bikinis,  first  of  all. 
 E:  I  did  get  some  e-  mails  saying  that  they  were  pretty  hot. 
 MC:  Ah,  really?  [Laughter  from  2M] 
 E:  Well,  I  can  tell  some  people  have  different  taste.  Anyway,  go  ahead. 
 MC:  And  uh  we  get  to  school  and  theres  a  big  ordeal  about  it.  And  uh  I  guess  they  just  suspended  hard  core  because  of  it. 


 [Break  in  the  audio-  tape] 
 E:  Yeah.  But  youre  kinda  out  of  loop. 
 [Break  in  the  audio-  tape] 
 E:  Hi.  DC101. 
 MC2:  Hey,  whats  up? 
 E:  Hey,  whos  this? 
 MC2:  This  is  [second  male  student  caller]. 
 E:  [Second  male  student  caller].  You  go  to  Bishop  OConnell? 
 MC2:  Yeah. 
 E:  Yeah.  So  now  tell  me  what  happened  yesterday? 
 MC2:  All  I  heard  was  that  these  girls  called  in  and  our  principal  came  in  on  like  8  th  period  and  he  was  basically  told  us  everything  that  happened. 


 E:  Oh  really.  Thats  very  interesting  to  me.  What  did  he  say  over  the  PA  system  that  happened? 
 MC2:  I  dont  know.  I  cant  remember  exactly  what  he  said. 
 E:  Right.  Well,  first  of  all,  how  did  they  break  in  with  that  announcement?  Whats  the  principals  name  there? 
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 MC2:  Um,  Burch. 
 E:  Principal  Burch. 
 MC2:  Yeah. 
 E:  Alright  so  Principal  Burch  gets  on  the  uh  PA  and  says,  you  know,  excuse  me  Bishop  OConnell  students  I  have  an  announcement  to  make? 


 MC2:  Yeah.  He  just  wanted  to  clarify  if  there  were  like  any  rumors  going  on  like  really  what  happened. 
 E:  Oh,  so  what  did  he  say  really  happened? 
 MC2:  Nah,  He  uh.  Once  again  I  dont  want  to  say  exactly  what  he  said. 
 E:  No,  go  ahead.  [Laughter  from  MC2]  No  you  can  say  what  exactly  he  said.  [Laughter  from  MC2]  No,  because  honestly  I  want  to  know  what  he  said. 


 MC2:  Well,  honestly,  I  dont  really  remember.  But  basically  he  just  said  that  two  girls  called  in  and  said,  uh,  I  dont  know.  Honest? 
 E:  But  what  did  he  say  they  did? 
 MC2:  Um.  Yeah,  he  said  uh  that.  I  dont  know.  [Laughter] 
 2M:  Come  on  now,  dude. 
 E:  Come  on  dude. 
 D:  [Second  male  student  caller]  s  worried  that  hes  gonna  get  suspended. 
 MC2:  Im  definitely  am.  But  its  not  a  biggy.  [Laughter] 
 E:  Whos  your  buddy  in  the  car? 
 MC2:  Ah,  [third  male  student  caller]. 
 E:  Yeah,  put  [third  male  student  caller]  on. 
 MC2:  Ah,  heres  [third  male  student  caller]. 
 E:  Yeah.  [Third  male  student  caller]  s  got  a  set  of  balls  on  him.  [Laughter  from  2M] 
 2M:  Yeah,  here  take  [third  male  student  caller]. 
 MC3:  Hey,  whats  up  fellas? 
 E:  Hey  [third  male  student  caller].  Now  you  go  to  school  there  also? 
 MC3:  Yes,  I  do. 
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 E:  Alright.  What  did,  uh,  what  did  Burch  say? 
 MC3:  Well,  he  uh  just  said  some  of  the  stuff  that  the  girls  said  on  your  show. 
 E:  Really?  So  did  Principal  Burch  actually  get  on  the  PA  system  and  talk  about  how  they  were  giving  blowjobs  in  the  hallway? 


 MC3:  Well,  let  me,  hold  on  for  a  second.  Naw,  he  didnt  say  that.  He  was  very  nice  about  it,  you  know.  Hes.  In  a  Catholic  school  so  you  gotta  be  nice  about  it. 
 D:  Right. 
 E:  Right.  So  but  now,  so  he  ended  up.  Why  did,  why  did,  they  get  suspended?  Thats  what  I  dont  understand. 


 MC3:  You  gotta  have  the  mindset  that  this  is  a  Catholic  school  and,  you  know,  anything  out  of  the  school  really  should  have  some  moral  binding. 
 E:  Yeah. 
 MC3:  Hes  just  worried  about  the  schools  reputation. 
 2M:  The  image. 
 MC3:  Yeah. 
 2M:  I  mean  people  spend  a  lot  of  money  to  get  that  image. 
 D:  Yeah,  they  do. 
 E:  Yeah,  but  I  mean,  okay. 
 2M:  Well,  thats,  I  guess,  the  basis. 
 E:  People  spend  a  lot  of  money  to  go  to  college.  It  aint  like  people  aint  screwing  there. 
 MC3:  Yeah,  thats  true.  But,  he  wants  to  have  like,  you  know,  the  mindset  of  him  being  a  good,  you  know,  person  that  gives  these  children  moral  teachings,  that  kind  of  stuff. 


 E:  Is  Burch  married? 
 MC3:  Yes. 
 E:  Anybody  willing  to  bet  hes  never  gotten  a  blowjob  from  his  wife? 
 MC3:  [Laughter]  Ah,  I  dont  want  to  think  about  it.  [Laughter  from  E]  Hes  a  very  nice  guy.  I  like  him  a  lot.  Hes  really  nice. 


 D:  Of  course  you  do.  [Laughter  from  2M] 
 E:  Very  good,  [third  male  student  caller].  [Laughter  from  D]  Youre  very  smart  kid.  [Laughter  from  D]  I  like  you. 
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 MC3:  ExcelLent.  ExcelLent. 
 2M:  Do  you  know  his  daughter? 
 MC3:  I,  uh. 
 E:  Yeah.  His  daughter  is  apparently  the  one  that  called,  that  little  rat. 
 D:  Is  she  older? 
 MC3:  I  dont.  Burchs? 
 E:  Yeah,  Burchs  daughter.  Does  she  go  to  school  there? 
 MC3:  No,  no. 
 E:  Oh,  so  shes  already  out. 
 MC3:  Ive  Ive  never  met  her. 
 E:  Right.  But  Burch  is  a  pretty  cool  guy  who  obviously  has  a  little  issue  with  us. 
 MC3:  Yeah.  Well  he  just  wants  to  look  out  for,  you  know,  his  students. 
 E:  Did  he  mention  us  by  name? 
 MC3:  No. 
 E:  What  do  you  mean  no?  What  did  he  say  like  a  local  radio  station? 
 MC3:  He  said  DC101,  but  he  didnt 
 E:  ExcelLent. 
 2M:  Oh,  we  got  press.  [Clapping] 
 E:  Thats  good,  thats  good.  At  least  let  em  let  em  know  what  they  should  be  listening  to  Burch.  [Laughter  from  D] 


 MC3:  ExcelLent.  ExcelLent. 
 E:  Alright  [third  male  student  caller]. 
 D:  [Third  male  student  caller]  s  very  nervous  right  now. 
 E:  No,  [third  male  student  caller]  youre  fine.  Youre  fine. 
 MC4:  Hi  Diane. 
 D:  Hi. 
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 E:  [Unintelligible]  [Laughter  from  D  and  MC3]  Hey,  [third  male  student  caller],  let  me  ask  you,  you  werent  one  of  the  guys  that  [first  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student  caller]  blew 
 in  the  hallways,  were  you? 
 MC3:  Ah  naw,  naw,  naw 
 E:  No  naw  naw  naw. 
 MC3:  I  dont  think  Id  let  them. 
 E:  Okay,  alright,  very  good,  very  good.  Youd  give  it  a  couple  of  years  though. 
 MC3:  I  just  want  to  say  Hi  to  Diane. 
 D:  Thanks,  [third  male  student  caller].  Have  a  nice  day  at  school. 
 MC3,  MC4:  Bye,  see  ya  later,  bye.  [Unintelligible]  [Laughter  from  MC3,  MC4,  E,  D  and  2M] 
 E:  We  got  a  phone  number  for,  ah,  the  school? 
 D:  The  main  number. 
 E:  Yeah,  Ill  take  that.  Hi,  DC101. 
 MC5:  Hi  Elliot.  This  is,  this  is,  ah,  [fifth  male  student  caller]. 
 E:  Yes,  of  course  it  is. 
 2M:  Sure. 
 E,  2M:  Hi  [fifth  male  student  caller]. 
 MC5:  Yeah.  I  go  to  OConnell. 
 E:  Right. 
 MC5:  And,  uh,  I  just  want  to  let  you  know  that  the  girls  are  not  18.  Theyre  only  17. 
 E:  But  thats  not  my  fault  though.  Listen. 
 MC5:  No  dude,  no  dude.  I  know  exactly  like  what  happened.  You  didnt  manipulate  them  at  all.  But  when  they  went  into  the  office  yesterday  they  were  like  Oh,  yeah,  well  he  manipulated  us  into 
 saying  these  bad  things.  And  Mr.  Burch  gets  on.  Would  you  turn  that  off? 
 E:  Yeah,  please. 
 MC5:  Mr.  Burch  gets  on  and  goes,  ah,  yeah  they  are  all  remorseful  for  what  happened  and  they  want  to  let  everyone  know  that,  like,  they  were  manipulated  or  whatever  or  something  like  that.  And  I, 
 like,  they  knew  exactly  what  they  were  doing. 
 E:  Yeah.  And  first  of  all,  I  think  we  asked  twice  how  old  they  were.  Both  of  them  said  they  were  18.  You  know  what,  if  they  lied,  they  lied.  Thats  not  my  problem. 
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 MC5:  Yeah,  dude.  Its  like,  its  like  their  fault  and  they  just  made.  I  feel  bad  because  they  made  the  school  look  like  a  bunch  of  sluts  or  whatever  and  were  really  not. 
 E:  Well,  listen  you  gotta  have  some  kind  of  pride  in  something.  [Laughter  from  D]  But  the,  ah,  you  know,  we  didnt  badger  them.  We  didnt  manipulate  them.  You  heard  the  show 
 yesterday. 
 MC5:  Yeah.  I  was  listening  to  it.  I  thought  it  was  kind  of  funny  because  then  I  knew  exactly  who  it  was.  [Laughter  from  E,  D  and  2M] 


 E:  See  so  um,  you  know  I  cant  really  say  I  fault  [first  female  student  caller]  and  [second  female  student  caller]  cause  listen  they  know  theyre  getting  thrown  out  of  school.  Id  say  that  too. 
 MC5:  Theyre  coming  back. 
 E:  Well,  how  long  did  they  get  suspended  for? 
 MC5:  Um,  I  think  like  maybe  two  days  or  whatever. 
 E:  Right. 
 MC5:  Its  almost  like  a  good  deal. 
 E:  Well,  yeah  exactly.  Well,  at  least  theyre  free  to  come  in  tomorrow. 
 D:  What  are  their  parents  doing  though? 
 MC5:  I  dont  know.  I  think  theyre  probably  in  trouble  with  them  too. 
 E:  Oh  really. 
 D:  I  would  think  so. 
 E:  I  hear  Burch  told  [first  female  student  caller]  shes  gotta  give  up  semen  for  Lent  last  year. 
 2M:  Agh. 
 D:  Jesus  Christ. 
 2M:  Do  you  know  them  very  well? 
 MC5:  Yeah,  Im  pretty  close  them.  At  least  one  of  them. 
 E:  Really?  Have  you  ever  been  lined  up,  have  you  ever  had  your  back  up  against  a  locker?  [Laughter  from  D] 


 MC5:  No.  Actually  they  dont  do  that  kind  of  stuff  at  school. 
 E:  At  school. 
 2M:  No.  They  save  that. 
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 MC5:  Actually,  I  hope  I  just  dont  wanna  know  about  it.  They  can  do  whatever  they  want.  I  just  dont  want  to  know  about  it. 
 E:  Alright,  very  good.  Well,  listen  Im  sorry  about  the  big  uproar  at  your  school  yesterday. 
 MC5:  Ah,  it  was  kind  of  amusing. 
 E:  Good.  [Laughter  from  2M]  Good,  alright,  dude,  [fifth  male  student  caller].  Thank  you  very  much  for  calling. 


 MC5:  Thank  you,  youre  welcome. 
 E:  Youre  gonna  need  to  hand  me  the  handset  and  let  me  just  call  them.  [Dial  tone,  dialing]  Oops,  thats  not  good.  [Dial  tone,  dialing]  Agh.  [Dial  tone]  Because  I  hate  this  phone 
 system.  [Dialing]  Because  now  its  a  fight.  Uh-  huh.  [Sound  of  phone  ringing]  Uh,  uh,  hands  free.  They  gotta  be  in  the  office  by  now. 


 2M:  Yeah. 
 D:  7:  30. 
 2M:  The  administration  should  be. 
 D:  I  was  looking  at  the. 
 E:  Maybe  Jesus  will  answer. 
 D:  The  class  schedule.  Home  room. 
 E:  What  time  does  home  room  start?  Hi,  Bishop  OConnell.  Um,  who  am  I  speaking  with?  Hi,  Mrs.  Minyet.  Youre  not  on  the  air.  This  is  Elliott  calling  from  DC101.  Im  trying  to 
 find  Principal  Burch,  please.  Hello.  Hello.  I  dont  know  if  Im  on  hold  or  if  Im  uh  talking  to  Mr.  Click. 


 2M:  Really. 
 D:  Maybe  youll  find  out  in  a  second. 
 E:  Hello.  They  dont  say,  Hold. 
 2M:  They  never  even  said  please  hold  or? 
 E:  No. 
 2M:  Hang  on? 
 E:  First  bells  at  7:  55.  You  know  what.  [Dial  tone,  sound  of  tone  buttons,  ringing]  [Laughter  from  2M]  Shhh.  Come  on.  Theyre  afraid  to  touch  the  phone.  Ahh,  come  on  now  I  get  an  answering 
 machine.  Hi  DC101. 
 FC3:  Hey,  whats  up  Elliot? 
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 E:  Hey,  who  is  this? 
 FC3:  Lets  see,  what  can  you  call  me?  Im  scared  too  now  like  all  the  other  [unintelligible] 
 E:  Ah,  dont  be  scared. 
 FC3:  [Laughter]  You  can  call  me,  you  can  call  me  [third  female  student  caller].  How  about  that? 
 E:  Okay,  [third  female  student  caller].  Yes. 
 FC3:  You  can  call  me  [third  female  student  caller].  Well,  I  go  to  OConnell  like  all  the  rest  of  them.  Those  are  all  my  friends  that  were  calling  earlier.  And  I  just  wanted  to  say  that  it  was  like  the 
 reason  that  they  all  got  suspended  wasnt  because,  you  know,  like,  about  anything,  because  it  was  immoral  or  anything  what  they  were  gonna  do.  Because  I  dont  even  think  they  were  really 
 gonna  come  in  because  they  were  lying,  like,  they  werent  18  or  anything  else.  They  were  a  bunch  of  sophomores.  But  theres  a  .  .  .  . 


 E:  Oh,  God.  I  wish  they  would  come  in. 
 2M:  So  theyre  16. 
 E:  Anyway,  go  ahead. 
 FC3:  Theres  a  rule  in  the  student  handbook  that  says  that  if  you  do  anything,  like,  in  the  name,  like,  using  OConnells  name  or,  like,  in  OConnell  uniform  that  you  can  be  suspended  because 
 thats  slander  towards  the  school. 
 E:  Oh,  thats,  uh,  youre  impugning  the  reputation. 
 FC3:  Yeah,  so  when  you  went  on  the  website  and  everything  thats  when  Mr.  Burch  freaked  out  and  was,  like,  oh,  blah  blah  blah,  this  makes  my  school  look  horrible. 


 E:  Hey,  Burch,  dont  put  up  a  website  then,  you  jackass. 
 D:  What  I  I  was  just,  I  was  just  reading  the,  uh,  the  beliefs  and  mission  and  philosophy  of  the  school. 
 2M:  Yeah,  if  anything 
 D:  I  know. 
 E:  We  gave  them  some  positive  publications  here. 
 2M:  Yeah. 
 FC3:  And  also  I  wanted  to  say  that  Im  really  sorry  cause  there  were  a  lot  of  really  hot  girls,  including  myself,  that  were  gonna  come  in. 


 E:  Oh,  godamnit. 
 FC3:  And  we  were  gonna  audition  tomorrow  morning. 
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 E:  Alright. 
 FC3:  We  really  wanted  to  do  it. 
 E:  Yeah.  I  wish  you  would  have. 
 FC3:  Im  sorry. 
 E:  Alright.  Well,  Burch  had  to  go  F  it  up  for  everybody. 
 D:  Bye  [third  female  student  caller]. 
 E:  Let  me  try  one  more  time  and  then  Ill  take  a  break.  And  then  well  get  into  some  real  qualifying.  Uh,  Ill  just  dial  here.  [Dialing  tones]  You  think  they  wont  answer  at  Bishop 
 when  I  call  cause  a  big  sign  that  goes  off  Jew  is  calling.  [Laughter  D  and  2M]  [Impersonating  a  female  voice]  Yes,  Principal  Burch,  please?  What  do  you  mean  hes  not  available?  Oh,  dont 
 hang  up.  F  you.  [Laughter  from  2M] 
 2M:  They  know  what  matters  [unintelligible]. 
 E:  What  a  bitch  she  is. 
 D:  What  she  say? 
 2M:  I  cant  believe  she  doesnt  even  say  anything  to  you. 
 E:  [In  a  mocking  voice]  Hes  not  available.  Click.  I  bet  hes  available.  Hes  probably  standing  right  there  listening  to  the  goddamn  show. 


 D:  I  guess  they  have  to  go  tend  to  the  pro-  life  memorial.  [Laughter  from  E]  that  I  was  just  reading  about. 
 E:  Come  on  Burch  you  big  pussy,  call.  You  know  hes  sitting  in  there  listening  to  it.  Speak  to  a  Jew.  [Laughter  from  D]  Goddamnit.  Alright,  alright.  You  know  what,  lets  move  on  then.  Ah,  202- 
 432-  1101,  toll  free  1-  800-  33DC101.  Ah,  we  need  qualifiers  for,  ah,  Saturday  night.  If  you  want  to  dance  in  the  cage  with  Kid  Rock  up  on  stage  202-  432-  1101,  toll  free  1-  800-  33DC101.  Well 
 sign  up  last  day  for  qualifying  and  then  tomorrows  the  big  audition,  tomorrow  around  7:  30.  And  then  four  women  will  move  on  to  Saturday  night  where  theyll  dance  up  on  stage  at  the 
 Patriots  Center.  Kid  Rock  will  pay  for  the  night.  202-  432-  1101,  toll  free  1-  800-  33DC101. 
 [Commercial  for  the  Kid  Rock  Dance-  in-  the-  Cage  Concert] 
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