From: Jaffe, Lyle D
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 8:02 AM
To: Dockets, FDA
Subject: FW: Aspartame: Manion's Miracle Potion



-----Original Message-----
From: Dr. Betty Martini [mailto:Bettym19@mindspring.com]
Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 2:46 AM
To: Activist List-yahoogroups.com
Cc: DHATTAN-CFSAN.FDA.GOV; Jaffe Lyle D
Subject: Aspartame: Manion's Miracle Potion




            MANIONS MIRACLE POTION



Hes with the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation, fools around with their

aspartame projects.  Observe his impeccable methodology:  For years FDA and 
aspartame producers claimed its just a food additive, gets digested, never 
never never gets in the blood.  And, of course, aspartame is NOT A DRUG, a 
pharmaceutical healing agent, say they!

Then C B Manion announced in 1998 aspartame controls pain from arthritis. 
This won lots of media coverage, including a write-up in the illustrious 
peer-reviewed med journal Clinical Pharmacology:  Treatment of 
Osteoarthritis With Aspartame.   Since aspartame is well known to harden 
the synovial lubricating fluid in your joints, with excruciating results, 
Manions  revelation seemed odd at the least.

Finally the truth came out when Dr. H J Roberts ordered records of Manions 
work:  Guess what, there was only a single person in the 
study:   Manion!  He drank some aspartame and said: Im better!  Perhaps 
it was in a Rum and Diet Coke]  Was it the Bacardi that did the work?

Were awed by this brilliant breakthru by Miracle Manion, and specifically 
call attention to the enormous benefits his revolutionary test protocol 
brings to medical science which has wasted trillions on double-blind 
studies on thousands of subjects to be sure drugs work on a population 
basis.  No more that!  Consider the terrific time economy from lab to 
market.  When Joe chemist invents the next super popper potion for peptic 
petunias all he has to do is swig a shot, say he feels wonderful, and hes 
off to the hall of fame [via the bank].

Now comes Miracle Manion with even more stupendous breakthrough.  We knew 
he could do it again! His new studies show aspartame cures sickle cell 
anemia.  Yep, he did it, right there in the lab, watched aspartame get in 
the blood and devour sickle cell;  call the magazines!!


But what about the never never never gets into the blood 
proclamations:  Well you see its like this:  Mondays, Wednesdays, and 
Fridays aspartame gets in your blood to cure sickle cell and dandruff. 
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays its digested because its not a drug and 
cant get in the blood, stupid!

So, you ask, what about Sundays.  Depends on the time of day, you see.

Perhaps youre wondering how our marvelous rat poison makes these 
changes:  well its under psychic control, er  witchcraft.  So stop asking 
all these fool questions and simply make One Shot Miracle Manion AMA man of 
the year for proving what we knew all along: aspartame gets in the blood!

               Are you listening FDA, and when will you recall this venom?


More at <http://www.wnho.net/>www.wnho.net  www.holisticmed.com/aspartame 
and <http://www.dorway.com/>www.dorway.com

  Dr. Betty Martini, Founder, Mission Possible Intl, 9270 River Club 
Parkway, Duluth, Georgia 30097
770 242-5299