GreedFTP und Yuga
Here-a in zee lund ooff GreedFTP defelupemunt ve-a try tu be-a es flexeeble-a und ixtunseeble-a es pusseeble-a. Ve-a creeted un XIO leebrery inteerely eruoond thees idea celled GluboosXIO . Thees hes ellooed us tu mooch mure-a ieseely edd nev prutuculs tu GreedFTP, leeke-a UDT und Phueboos. It hes elsu ellooed us tu echeeefe-a greeter thun netvurk speeds by use-a ooff cumpresseeun.
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Vheele-a thet hes prufeeded us veet kerete-a-mun cunter spleets type-a flexeebility, it ves nut inuoogh fur us. Ve-a elsu creeted zee DSI (Deta Sturege-a Interffece-a) tu GreedFTP. Unuzeer dynemeecelly luedeble-a ploog-in tu GreedFTP! Thees hes ellooed GreedFTP serfers tu be-a frunt inds tu cumplex feelesystems leeke-a SRB, HPSS und foorzeer, ellooed us tu toorn a seengle-a GreedFTP serfer intu a streeped greedfftp serfer es vell es a lued belunceeng dynemeec beckund serfer.
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Eh, noo ve-a ere-a sterteeng tu feel zee boorn. Yet ifee veet 2 pleces fur dynemeecelly luedeble-a mudooles, ve-a deed nut feel plooged-in inuoogh. Ve-a vunted tu geefe-a oooor edmeens mure-a knubs tu toorn, und ixceeted cuntreebooting defelupers mure-a lefers tu pooll. Su ve-a pooroosed oooor cude-a fur pruepr pleces tu cerfe-a oooot cleun ebstrecshuns. Effter munths ooff deescoossing thees oofer muny beers ve-a ulteemetely fuoond zee reeght sput, zee ICM (ifunt celluoot moomble-a--zee ploogeen furmerly knoon es ECL). Ve-a hed a fev coops ooff cufffee-a und zeee vrute-a zee interffece-a thet ellooed fur NeST tu cuntrul deesk sturege-a reserfeshuns und ellooed fur interecshun veet CES und oozeer EUTHZ serfeeces. Noo ve-a ere-a sterteeng tu get oooor Beerd ooff Peredeese-a oon!
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Boot zee prublem here-a is, zeese-a ere-a ell sooppurted feetoores. Thets nu foon. Zeey veell ell joost vurk und iff zeey dun't oone-a oonly needs tu sund us imeeel fur help. Vhet ebuoot zee puur hecker oooot zeere-a luukeeng tu teenker? Vhet hefe-a ve-a lefft fur zee puur suools thet ere-a nut heppy unless soobferseefely treeck a veb serfer intu beeeng a TCP ruooter veet zee lung uneex peepe-a cummunds? Thuse-a puur peuple-a cunt deel veet knoo und iesy tu use-a cunffeegooreshun oopshuns! T-Rex vunts tu hoont!
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Vell, becoose-a ve-a cere-a ebuoot zee hecker (und becoose-a ve-a vunted tu leferege-a sume-a qooeleety tuuls leeke-a ssh) ve-a creeted zee GluboosXIO pupee dreefer.
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Zee pupee dreefer elloos yuoo oopee peepes tu zee stunderd IO ooff ixeesting prugrems. Thees elloos yuoo tu leferege-a prugrems mooch in zee vey thet yuoo cun veet UNIX peepes (ectoolly, IXECTLY in thet vey).
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Su sey yuoo vunt tu ter up a deerectury oon zee fly und sund it feea GreedFTP? Nu prublem, peepe-a it thruoogh /been/ter! Vunt tu cumpress a feele-a beffure-a sundeeng it yuoo sey? Peepe-a thet soocker thruoogh gzeep. Vhets thet? yuoo vunt yuoor ESCII text feeles tu eppeer es thuoogh zeey vere-a vreettee by Zee Svedeesh Cheff ? Ve-a ere-a here-a fur yuoo! Joost pupee /usr/gemes/cheff und yuoor speekeeng floount mooppet beby!
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Ixemples here-a
Here-a ve-a veell shoo yuoo hoo tu du zee fullooeeng

    * ter a deerectury oon zee fly
    * Ter it up oon zee suoorce-a seede-a, und unter it oon zee dest seede-a. trunslete-a ingleesh text tu fureeegn lungooeges et zee suoorce-a

Hoo tu du it
Su feerst und furemust, nune-a ooff thees is reelly sooppurt. It is a neet treeck yuoo cun du veet Gluboos GreedFTP serfers. It veell leekely vurk, und vurk iferyteeme-a, boot it is a beet vecky tu sooppurt oon ifery system, und it cuoold coose-a secooreety heedeche-a (pupee lets oozeunteeceted users roon stoofff remutely). Fur zeese-a reesuns ve-a leefe-a thees tu embeetiuoos foon lufeeng sysedmeens tu pley veet, und veell vurk veet oozeer users in mure-a sooppurted veys tu echeeefe-a zeeeer needs.
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Vheetelist zee pupee Dreefer
Fur secooreety reesuns it is necessery thet yuoo ixpleecitly elloo uny xeeu dreefer thet veell roon inseede-a zee GreedFTP serfer. Yuoo cun't hefe-a remute-a cleeunts inserteeng joost uny dynemceeelly luedeble-a mudoole-a, noo cun yuoo? Tu elloo zee gluboos-greedfftp-serfer tu lued zee pupee dreefer yuoo use-a zee -fs-vheetelist oopshun. Thees tell zee serfer vheech gluboos xeeu mudooles it cun lued. Fur oooor poorpooses here-a use-a:

    gluboos-greedfftp-serfer -fs-vheetelist pupee,feele-a,oordereeng

Thees veell elloo cleeunts tu use-a zee deffoolt feele-a dreefer (fur dueeng regooler stoofff), und zee pupee dreefer fur zee funcy stoofff here-a. Yuoo veell elsu nuteece-a thet zee oordereeng dreefer is leested. Thees is zeere-a becoose-a vhee sundeeng deta tu a peepe-a it needs tu be-a in oorder. Oofftee GreedFTP deta streems ere-a nut in oorder, ve-a seek intu zee feele-a tu reurder zeem. Unffurtoonetey ve-a cunnut seek intu pupee'id prugrems. Boot furtoonetely ve-a hefe-a zee oordereeng dreefer vheech veell (up unteel memury cuntreeents) re-a-oorder theengs fur us.
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