**Before the**

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**Washington, D.C. 20554**

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**ERRATUM**

**Adopted:** October 8, 2003 **Released:** October 9, 2003

By the Chief, Enforcement Bureau:

1.  On October 2, 2003, the Commission released a *Notice of Apparent
    Liability* *for Forfeiture*, FCC 03-233, in the above-captioned
    proceeding (the "*NAL*"). Attachment A of the *NAL*, the Program
    Transcript, inadvertently contained references to the first names of
    certain high school students who participated in the broadcasts at
    issue. By this Erratum, the *NAL* is corrected to redact the
    students' names from the Program Transcript, which is attached
    hereto as Attachment A, as revised.

    FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION

David H. Solomon

Chief, Enforcement Bureau

**[ATTACHMENT A]{.underline}**

**Program Transcript**

Radio Station: WWDC-FM, Washington, DC

Dates/Time of Broadcasts: May 7, 2002 and May 8, 2002, between 6 a.m.
and 10 p.m.

Material Broadcast: The Elliot in the Morning Show

**May 7, 2002**

E: Elliot

D: Diane

2M: Dan

FC1: First Female Student Caller

FC2: Second Female Student Caller

F: Flounder

**E:** Hi. DC101.

**FC1:** Hi.

**E:** Who is this?

**FC1:** It's \[first female student caller\].

**E:** Hi \[first female student caller\]. How are you?

**FC1:** I'm good. How are you?

**E:** I'm doing well. You sound very chipper today, \[first female
student caller\].

**FC1:** I'm in a good mood.

**E:** Yeah, how old are you?

**FC1:** I'm 18.

**E:** Mmm. I like that. I think you're our first 18 year-old.

**FC1:** \[Giggling\] I have been listening all morning, so.

**D:** You'd be the youngest.

**E:** You get the advantage going in.

**FC1:** Yes, I'm the youngest.

**E:** Right, and ah, where do you live \[first female student caller\]?

**FC1:** Alexandria.

**E:** Are you in school?

**FC1:** Ah, I should be in school right now, but I've been waiting to
talk to you guys.

**E:** High school?

**FC1:** Yeah.

**E:** Oh, God bless.

**D:** Where?

**FC1:** Ah, Bishop O'Connell.

**E:** ExcelLent.

**D:** Oh, private school girl.

**E:** Any prom dates? \[Laughter from E\]

**FC1:** Ah, no \[unintelligible\] prom already.

**E:** As if the Catholic Church doesn't have enough problems right now.

**FC1:** That's true.

**E:** Alright. So, \[first female student caller\] are you a senior?

**FC1:** Yeah.

**E:** Ah, do ah do ah everybody there at school find uh you
irresistibly hot?

**FC1:** Ah, I'd like to say so.

**E:** Yeah. You a popular girl at school?

**FC1:** Uh, decently popular.

**2M:** Now are you going to Ivy League next year?

**FC1:** No.

**E:** \[Laughter from 2M\] Who cares? Are you kind of like an
exhibitionist?

**FC1:** Yeah. Some people say so.

**E:** And you want to flash from time to time?

**FC1:** I've been known to do that.

**E:** Yes, of course you have. I gotta ask you what size bra?

**FC1:** Ummm, 34-C.

**E:** Really?

**FC1:** Yeah.

**E:** For a senior, that's excelLent. \[Laughter from FC1\]

**D:** For a senior.

**E:** That's good. Ahhh alright.

**2M:** How well do you know the football team? \[Laughter from D\]

**FC1:** Pretty well.

**2M:** Awesome.

**E:** You've never lined like four or five guys up against lockers have
you?

**FC1:** Not four or five.

**E:** One or two?

**FC1:** Two or three. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**E:** Really?

**D:** I think Dan just won the lottery. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**E:** So Dan's quitting his job. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**SM:** That's the Powerball right there.

**E:** So wait a minute. So at school you've lined like two or three
guys up against the lockers and like ahhh. \[Loud sucking sounds from
E\]

**FC1:** \[Laughter \] Ahhh. Like yeah.

**E:** Really?

**FC1:** Yeah. I'm here with my friend \[second female student caller\].
She wants to dance too.

**E:** I'll get to \[second female student caller\] in a moment.
\[Laughter from E, D and 2M\] Really.

**FC1:** Yeah. We want to dance with you.

**E:** Oh, uh not a problem honey.

\[Break in the audio-tape\]

**FC1:** Um, probably about 8 or 9.

**E:** Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Alright. And you can be here on Thursday. Well,
what about school on Thursday?

**D:** Yeah.

**FC1:** Ah, well. I don't go to school quite as often as I should.
\[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**D:** Quite as often as you should.

**E:** Hey, do you know my next door neighbor? \[Laughter from E, D and
2M\]

**D:** Well, \[first female student caller\] you're already accepted to
the college of your choice right?

**FC1:** Yes I am. \[Laughter from E\]

**D:** Where you gonna go?

**FC1:** I'm gonna go to VCU.

**D:** VCU.

**E:** Very good.

**2M:** So that's okay, but not the Ivy League question.

**E:** Yeah. No, VCU's fine. No, that's good.

**D:** She's an artist.

**E:** You should check out Radford. \[Laughter from E\]

**2M:** She could get all A's there. \[Laughter from E\]

**E:** Alright. Very good, \[first female student caller\]. Yes, you
hold on one second and Flounder's gonna get some information from you,
okay?

**FC1:** Okay, no problem.

**E:** Alright. Very good. Hold on one second.

**2M:** What about her friend? Did you talk to her friend?

**D:** \[Second female student caller\].

**E:** Oh, you know what put \[second female student caller\] on real
quick.

**FC1:** Okay, here. Just a sec.

**FC2:** Hello

**E:** Hi \[second female student caller\].

**FC2:** Hi. How are you?

**E:** I'm well. Thank you. \[Second female student caller\] are you
also 18?

**FC2:** Yes, I am.

**E:** And you also go to Bishop O'Connell?

**FC2:** Yes, I do.

**E:** Uh-huh. Let me ask you, you better looking than \[first female
student caller\]?

**FC2:** Um, I don't know. I think we're both pretty hot.

**E:** Right.

**E:** Have you two ever hooked up?

**FC2:** No, but we've been known to do our little show at parties and
what not.

**E:** Uh, what do you mean your little show?

**FC2:** Like we dance together, you know?

**D:** Yeah.

**2M:** Hmmm.

**E:** Like with your boobies out?

**FC2:** Ah, it all depends on who's there. I mean I'm not gonna just.
Yeah.

**D:** Right.

**E:** Well, I mean like on Thursday like maybe I'll have you two dance
together?

**FC2:** Yes, of course.

**E:** Okay. ExcelLent. \[Laughter from D\] Are you also a 34-C?

**FC2:** I'm actually a 36-D. Full D.

**2M:** Full D.

**FC2:** And my nickname with all my friends is "J-Lo" so I got the
booty to go with it.

**E:** Oh, you got a little butt back there.

**FC2:** Yeah.

**E:** Oh, that's fine. 36-D. J-Lo. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]. Thank
God for the hormones in milk. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\] Have you
ever done the uh locker lineup at school?

**FC2:** Um, a little bit of that. I'm more like in the secluded area.

**E:** Stairwell.

**FC2:** Yes.

**E:** Really.

**D:** Janitor's closet.

**E:** More than with the janitor. \[Laughter from D\] \[Knocking
sound\]

**2M:** Awesome.

**E:** \[Impersonating a janitor with a Mexican accent\] Need to be
coming on in please. Wet spill in my pants please. \[Laughter from E, D
and 2M\].

**D:** Oh God. \[Laughter from D\]

**E:** \[Laughter from E\] Have you ever made out with a teacher?

**FC2:** No. \[Laughter\]

**E:** No.

**2M:** Naw, please.

**E:** Um, more than eight or nine times in school?

**FC2:** Ah, no I wouldn't go that far.

**2M:** No.

**E:** You don't think badly of \[first female student caller\] because
she has, do you?

**FC2:** No, I love \[first female student caller\].

**E:** In God's way.

**D:** Uh-huh.

**FC2:** Truly in God's way.

**E:** Uh-hm. \[Laughter from FC2\] Alright. Very good. And um missing
school on Thursday would be nothing new for you.

**FC2:** Nothing new.

**E:** Alright, very good. Hold on one second and ah Flounder will get
both of your information. We'll see you on Thursday.

**FC2:** Okay. Thank you.

**E:** Alright, very good.

**D:** Flounder will get your information. Hopefully we'll see it.

**E:** Yes.

**2M:** Man, we're looking for Chinese finger ties. \[Laughter from E, D
and 2M\]

**E:** Alright, now let me say this. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\] Don't
send me your goddamn emails about being angry that we're doing these two
ah high school kids.

**D:** They're 18.

**E:** They're 18 years-old. This is their own deal. Alright, so save
the e-mails.

**D:** They're not going to school anyway.

**E:** Save the e-mails.

**D:** \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\] It's not like they're studying for
the SATs.

**E:** Save the you're corrupting the youth of America. Please. Nobody.
I didn't hold a gun to anybody's head to line up nine guys against a
locker. \[Laughter from 2M\] Alright. Diane, we didn't do anything
wrong.

**D:** \[Laughter from D\] Hey, she was free with the information.

**2M:** That private school's gonna love you though.

**E:** That's Bishop O'Connell.

**2M:** Yeah, they're very proud today.

**E:** They should be.

**D:** Hey, you pay money to go to that school. \[Laughter from D and
2M\]

**E:** You know what, at least it's not one of the priests.

**2M:** Yes.

**E:** Save the hate e-mail. Okay. We did nothing wrong, right Flounder?

**F:** I agree. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**2M:** We're doin' that school a service. You know how many kids
they're gonna' get now? They're thinking about stalking Bishop
O'Connell.

**E:** Right now everybody at \[Unintelligible\] council is going,
"Goddamn it \[Unintelligible\] not at our school." \[Laughter from E, D
and 2M\] Alright, very good, alright. So good, I feel like we're
starting to put together a very nice list. We'll either revisit that
again before we get off the air today, maybe after school starts,
\[Laughter from 2M\] or we will get some more contestants tomorrow. So,
Thursday morning we'll have everybody in here dancing and uh four will
be selected to dance for Kid Rock on Saturday night at the Patriot
Center. I think I speak for all of us when I can't thank Kid Rock enough
for choosing us to do this promotion. \[Laughter from 2M\]
\[Unintelligible\].

\[Break in the audio-tape\]

**May 8, 2002**

E: Elliot

D: Diane

BD: Buddy

MC: Male Student Caller

MC2: Second Male Student Caller

MC3: Third Male Student Caller

MC4: Fourth Male Student Caller

MC5: Fifth Male Student Caller

FC3: Third Female Student Caller

**E:** Before we get into the news, Diane.

**D:** Yeah.

**E:** We had a little interest in Bishop O'Connell High School.
\[Laughter from E\]

**D:** Yeah. I went to the website. \[Laughter from E\] I was looking at
the mission statement. \[Laughter from E\] "Our mission is to provide
the students an education rooted in the life of Christ
\[unintelligible\] pursuit of excellence of the whole person." And then
you go down. \[Laughter from E\] The desired learning results.
\[Laughter from E\] Kinda' take on a new meaning. \[Laughter from E and
2M\] "Students practice a moral code based on gospel values as found in
our Catholic faith and worship." \[Laughter from E and 2M\] "Express
Christian values through participation in community service projects."

**E:** Take him and drink for him. \[Laughter from E\]

**D:** "Develop creative and critical thinking skills." \[Laughter from
D\] "Use those skills in successfully solving problems."

**E:** There you go, \[first female student caller\] and \[second female
student caller\].

**D:** Mmm \[Impersonating a young girl's voice\] What should I do?
\[Laughter from E\] "Learning to work with others cooperatively."

**E:** \[Spoken as if E's mouth was full\] May peace be with you and
also with you.

**D:** "Develop and maintain"

**E:** \[Loud sucking sounds from E\]

**D:** "Develop and maintain positive self worth through a healthy
lifestyle."

**E:** \[Spoken as if E's mouth was full\] This healthful
\[unintelligible\] of protein. \[Loud sucking sounds from E\]\[Laughter
from E, D and 2M\] \[Spoken as if E's mouth was full\] Hey, what do you
think will be going on at Bishop O'Connell High School today? \[Laughter
from E, D and 2M\]

**D:** Talk in the office.

**E:** More guys have signed up for this school in the last half hour.
\[Laughter from E and 2M\] We done a service. \[Laughter from E and 2M\]
Alright, very good. So Thursday morning.

**D:** "Our student body of 1,470 reflects the diversity of our
community and neighborhoods."

**E:** \[Spoken as if E's mouth was full\] I'm part of the community.
\[Loud sucking sounds from E\] \[Unintelligible\] Oh no. \[Laughter from
2M and D\] They'll be in here. I love that. What are you kidding me?

**D:** They're not going to be at school that day. \[Laughter from E and
2M\]

**E:** Alright. 8:15, dear God. Ah, what have we got going on here?
We're busy as hell. We got some \[unintelligible\] tickets to give away.
Oh

\[Break in the audio-tape\]

**E:** Let me get Buddy on the phone. Buddy.

**BD:** Hey.

**E:** How are you, sir?

**BD:** Good. How are?

**E:** Good, I I understand we caught you shaving.

**BD:** Yeah, I'm about half way done. \[Laughter from BD\]

**E:** I say just leave it.

**BD:** Leave half of it?

**E:** Yeah, just leave half of it. Ah, yesterday while we were going
through our qualifying I guess sometime around 7:45 we heard from
\[first female student caller\] and \[second female student caller\].
\[First female student caller\] and \[second female student caller\],
two 18 year-olds, they just so happen to go to Bishop O'Connell High
School. And what I thought was a very nice conversation with them
yesterday. They informed as to some things they do at school. \[Laughter
from BD\] But they're 18 years-old. They're adults. They're allowed to
do what they want. And then um I guess we heard very early this morning
that both \[second female student caller\] and \[first female student
caller\] had been suspended from school. Now, Buddy, did the, I know,
principal call the station, true or false?

**BD:** That is, that is true.

**E:** Right. Did you ah speak to um Bishop O'Connell? \[Laughter from
BD and 2M\]

**BD:** No. The Bishop did not speak. We ah traded messages. But I think
the thing that he was concerned about was the story that he got was that
you coerced or badgered or otherwise convinced these people or these two
young ladies to say things that weren't true.

**E:** Now, correct me if I'm wrong. I don't feel like I badgered them
in any way at all.

**D:** You asked them a question and they answered.

**E:** Yeah.

**BD:** Well, like I said the principal apparently couldn't have been
nicer and ah was just following what what he was told, so.

**E:** Right. Now, see we heard this morning I guess that ah Bishop
O'Connell's daughter, I don't know the guy's name. What's his name?

**BD:** Uh, you know I don't remember. It's on my desk.

**E:** You lying sack. \[Laughter from BD\] No, come on. What's his
name?

**BD:** I honestly don't remember.

**E:** Alright. Hey, Mack, see if you could find me someone from Bishop
O'Connell real quick. Line 2? Fine, perfect. Tell him I'll be there in a
second. So anyway, what we did here was ah the principal called \[first
female student caller\] and \[second female student caller\] in to their
office, into his office. I'm assuming it's a man.

**BD:** Right.

**E:** And um I guess had a conversation with them and then suspended
them and then got on the PA system at the school and talked about what a
bunch of heathens we are. I may be paraphrasing. \[Laughter from BD\]

**BD:** I didn't hear that part.

**E:** Yeah, so apparently he uh he does not like your radio station,
Buddy Riser.

**BD:** Wow.

**E:** Yeah.

**BD:** Well yeah this is before I had a chance to really discuss it
with him.

**E:** This is the work of the devil right here. \[Laughter from BD\] So
you didn't you didn't

touch base with him?

**BD:** No, we we traded phone messages yesterday so.

**E:** What was his message to you?

**BD:** He he was he couldn't have been nicer. I mean basically he's
just, he was just trying to figure out exactly from our side. I mean
obviously he had heard only their side of the story.

**E:** Right. Why did he suspend them though? That doesn't seem right to
me.

**BD:** Now that I don't know. I I didn't know that he had done that.

**E:** Yeah. See that doesn't seem right. That that part kinda pisses me
off.

**BD:** Yeah.

**E:** I'm thinking we have a Support \[second female student caller\]
and \[first female student caller\] Concert at the school with
\[unintelligible\]. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\] But I don't understand
why they got suspended. Hey listen if they're blowing guys at the
school, that's not their fault, that's the school. The school needs to
do a better job policing.

**D:** They should get counseling not suspension.

**E:** That's right. Jesus wouldn't just toss them aside. \[Laughter
from BD\] Jesus would welcome them in.

**2M:** Yes, he would.

**E:** Some of the priests at the school would ask if they had brothers.
\[Laughter from BD\]

**BD:** Have we talked to the girls today?

**E:** No. I have a feeling they won't be calling today. No, Jesus took
away their phone privileges. \[Laughter from BD\] Alright, Buddy,
alright. I was wondering if you got to touch base with them.

**BD:** No.

**E:** With the principal or whatever his face is.

**BD:** No.

**E:** Alright, very good. Thank you very much, Buddy. See you in a bit.
Finish cleaning up over there.

**E:** Hi. Who's this? Hello?

**MC:** Yeah.

**E:** Yeah, who's this?

**MC:** Uh, I won't give my name out.

**E:** Yeah, I don't blame you. You know if I went to Bishop O'Connell I
wouldn't give my name either. That's how you people get in trouble.

**MC:** Ah yeah definitely.

**E:** Alright. So what happened at school yesterday?

**MC:** Uh well um. First of all, at around 8:10 I was uh driving down
with some friends before school and uh we were listening to your station
and uh we hear these two girls call up. They go off about some stuff and
uh. First of all, we want to find out who it is and uh. I wouldn't let
you put these girls on the stage with uh bikinis on.

**E:** Wait, say again. You what?

**MC:** I wouldn't let you put these girls on stage with bikinis, first
of all.

**E:** I did get some e-mails saying that they were pretty hot.

**MC:** Ah, really? \[Laughter from 2M\]

**E:** Well, I can tell some people have different taste. Anyway, go
ahead.

**MC:** And uh we get to school and there's a big ordeal about it. And
uh I guess they just suspended hard core because of it.

\[Break in the audio-tape\]

**E:** Yeah. But you're kinda' out of loop.

\[Break in the audio-tape\]

**E:** Hi. DC101.

**MC2:** Hey, what's up?

**E:** Hey, who's this?

**MC2:** This is \[second male student caller\].

**E:** \[Second male student caller\]. You go to Bishop O'Connell?

**MC2:** Yeah.

**E:** Yeah. So now tell me what happened yesterday?

**MC2:** All I heard was that these girls called in and our principal
came in on like 8^th^ period and he was basically told us everything
that happened.

**E:** Oh really. That's very interesting to me. What did he say over
the PA system that happened?

**MC2:** I don't know. I can't remember exactly what he said.

**E:** Right. Well, first of all, how did they break in with that
announcement? What's the principal's name there?

**MC2:** Um, Burch.

**E:** Principal Burch.

**MC2:** Yeah.

**E:** Alright so Principal Burch gets on the uh PA and says, you know,
excuse me Bishop O'Connell students I have an announcement to make?

**MC2:** Yeah. He just wanted to clarify if there were like any rumors
going on like really what happened.

**E:** Oh, so what did he say really happened?

**MC2:** Nah, He uh. Once again I don't want to say exactly what he
said.

**E:** No, go ahead. \[Laughter from MC2\] No you can say what exactly
he said. \[Laughter from MC2\] No, because honestly I want to know what
he said.

**MC2:** Well, honestly, I don't really remember. But basically he just
said that two girls called in and said, uh, I don't know. Honest?

**E:** But what did he say they did?

**MC2:** Um. Yeah, he said uh that. I don't know. \[Laughter\]

**2M:** Come on now, dude.

**E:** Come on dude.

**D:** \[Second male student caller\]'s worried that he's gonna get
suspended.

**MC2:** I'm definitely am. But it's not a biggy. \[Laughter\]

**E:** Who's your buddy in the car?

**MC2:** Ah, \[third male student caller\].

**E:** Yeah, put \[third male student caller\] on.

**MC2:** Ah, here's \[third male student caller\].

**E:** Yeah. \[Third male student caller\]'s got a set of balls on him.
\[Laughter from 2M\]

**2M:** Yeah, here take \[third male student caller\].

**MC3:** Hey, what's up fellas?

**E:** Hey \[third male student caller\]. Now you go to school there
also?

**MC3:** Yes, I do.

**E:** Alright. What did, uh, what did Burch say?

**MC3:** Well, he uh just said some of the stuff that the girls said on
your show.

**E:** Really? So did Principal Burch actually get on the PA system and
talk about how they were giving blowjobs in the hallway?

**MC3:** Well, let me, hold on for a second. Naw, he didn't say that. He
was very nice about it, you know. He's. In a Catholic school so you
gotta be nice about it.

**D:** Right.

**E:** Right. So but now, so he ended up. Why did, why did, they get
suspended? That's what I don't understand.

**MC3:** You gotta have the mindset that this is a Catholic school and,
you know, anything out of the school really should have some moral
binding.

**E:** Yeah.

**MC3:** He's just worried about the school's reputation.

**2M:** The image.

**MC3:** Yeah.

**2M:** I mean people spend a lot of money to get that image.

**D:** Yeah, they do.

**E:** Yeah, but I mean, okay.

**2M:** Well, that's, I guess, the basis.

**E:** People spend a lot of money to go to college. It ain't like
people ain't screwing there.

**MC3:** Yeah, that's true. But, he wants to have like, you know, the
mindset of him being a good, you know, person that gives these children
moral teachings, that kind of stuff.

**E:** Is Burch married?

**MC3:** Yes.

**E:** Anybody willing to bet he's never gotten a blowjob from his wife?

**MC3:** \[Laughter\] Ah, I don't want to think about it. \[Laughter
from E\] He's a very nice guy. I like him a lot. He's really nice.

**D:** Of course you do. \[Laughter from 2M\]

**E:** Very good, \[third male student caller\]. \[Laughter from D\]
You're very smart kid. \[Laughter from D\] I like you.

**MC3:** ExcelLent. ExcelLent.

**2M:** Do you know his daughter?

**MC3:** I, uh.

**E:** Yeah. His daughter is apparently the one that called, that little
rat.

**D:** Is she older?

**MC3:** I don't. Burch's?

**E:** Yeah, Burch's daughter. Does she go to school there?

**MC3:** No, no.

**E:** Oh, so she's already out.

**MC3:** I've I've never met her.

**E:** Right. But Burch is a pretty cool guy who obviously has a little
issue with us.

**MC3:** Yeah. Well he just wants to look out for, you know, his
students.

**E:** Did he mention us by name?

**MC3:** No.

**E:** What do you mean no? What did he say like "a local radio
station?"

**MC3:** He said "DC101," but he didn't

**E:** ExcelLent.

**2M:** Oh, we got press. \[Clapping\]

**E:** That's good, that's good. At least let 'em let 'em know what they
should be listening to Burch. \[Laughter from D\]

**MC3:** ExcelLent. ExcelLent.

**E:** Alright \[third male student caller\].

**D:** \[Third male student caller\]'s very nervous right now.

**E:** No, \[third male student caller\] you're fine. You're fine.

**MC4:** Hi Diane.

**D:** Hi.

**E:** \[Unintelligible\] \[Laughter from D and MC3\] Hey, \[third male
student caller\], let me ask you, you weren't one of the guys that
\[first female student caller\] and \[second female student caller\]
blew in the hallways, were you?

**MC3:** Ah naw, naw, naw

**E:** No naw naw naw.

**MC3:** I don't think I'd let them.

**E:** Okay, alright, very good, very good. You'd give it a couple of
years though.

**MC3:** I just want to say Hi to Diane.

**D:** Thanks, \[third male student caller\]. Have a nice day at school.

**MC3, MC4:** Bye, see ya later, bye. \[Unintelligible\] \[Laughter from
MC3, MC4, E, D and 2M\]

**E:** We got a phone number for, ah, the school?

**D:** The main number.

**E:** Yeah, I'll take that. Hi, DC101.

**MC5:** Hi Elliot. This is, this is, ah, \[fifth male student caller\].

**E:** Yes, of course it is.

**2M:** Sure.

**E, 2M:** Hi \[fifth male student caller\].

**MC5:** Yeah. I go to O'Connell.

**E:** Right.

**MC5:** And, uh, I just want to let you know that the girls are not 18.
They're only 17.

**E:** But that's not my fault though. Listen.

**MC5:** No dude, no dude. I know exactly like what happened. You didn't
manipulate them at all. But when they went into the office yesterday
they were like "Oh, yeah, well he manipulated us into saying these bad
things." And Mr. Burch gets on. Would you turn that off?

**E:** Yeah, please.

**MC5:** Mr. Burch gets on and goes, ah, yeah they are all remorseful
for what happened and they want to let everyone know that, like, they
were manipulated or whatever or something like that. And I, like, they
knew exactly what they were doing.

**E:** Yeah. And first of all, I think we asked twice how old they were.
Both of them said they were 18. You know what, if they lied, they lied.
That's not my problem.

**MC5:** Yeah, dude. It's like, it's like their fault and they just
made. I feel bad because they made the school look like a bunch of sluts
or whatever and we're really not.

**E:** Well, listen you gotta have some kind of pride in something.
\[Laughter from D\] But the, ah, you know, we didn't badger them. We
didn't manipulate them. You heard the show yesterday.

**MC5:** Yeah. I was listening to it. I thought it was kind of funny
because then I knew exactly who it was. \[Laughter from E, D and 2M\]

**E:** See so um, you know I can't really say I fault \[first female
student caller\] and \[second female student caller\] 'cause listen they
know they're getting thrown out of school. I'd say that too.

**MC5:** They're coming back.

**E:** Well, how long did they get suspended for?

**MC5:** Um, I think like maybe two days or whatever.

**E:** Right.

**MC5:** It's almost like a good deal.

**E:** Well, yeah exactly. Well, at least they're free to come in
tomorrow.

**D:** What are their parents doing though?

**MC5:** I don't know. I think they're probably in trouble with them
too.

**E:** Oh really.

**D:** I would think so.

**E:** I hear Burch told \[first female student caller\] she's gotta
give up semen for Lent last year.

**2M:** Agh.

**D:** Jesus Christ.

**2M:** Do you know them very well?

**MC5:** Yeah, I'm pretty close them. At least one of them.

**E:** Really? Have you ever been lined up, have you ever had your back
up against a locker? \[Laughter from D\]

**MC5:** No. Actually they don't do that kind of stuff at school.

**E:** At school.

**2M:** No. They save that.

**MC5:** Actually, I hope I just don't wanna know about it. They can do
whatever they want. I just don't want to know about it.

**E:** Alright, very good. Well, listen I'm sorry about the big uproar
at your school yesterday.

**MC5:** Ah, it was kind of amusing.

**E:** Good. \[Laughter from 2M\] Good, alright, dude, \[fifth male
student caller\]. Thank you very much for calling.

**MC5:** Thank you, you're welcome.

**E:** You're gonna need to hand me the handset and let me just call
them. \[Dial tone, dialing\] Oops, that's not good. \[Dial tone,
dialing\] Agh. \[Dial tone\] Because I hate this phone system.
\[Dialing\] Because now it's a fight. Uh-huh. \[Sound of phone ringing\]
Uh, uh, hands free. They gotta be in the office by now.

**2M:** Yeah.

**D:** 7:30.

**2M:** The administration should be.

**D:** I was looking at the.

**E:** Maybe Jesus will answer.

**D:** The class schedule. Home room.

**E:** What time does home room start? Hi, Bishop O'Connell. Um, who am
I speaking with? Hi, Mrs. Minyet. You're not on the air. This is Elliott
calling from DC101. I'm trying to find Principal Burch, please. Hello.
Hello. I don't know if I'm on hold or if I'm uh talking to Mr. Click.

**2M:** Really.

**D:** Maybe you'll find out in a second.

**E:** Hello. They don't say, "Hold."

**2M:** They never even said "please hold" or?

**E:** No.

**2M:** Hang on?

**E:** First bell's at 7:55. You know what. \[Dial tone, sound of tone
buttons, ringing\] \[Laughter from 2M\] Shhh. Come on. They're afraid to
touch the phone. Ahh, come on now I get an answering machine. Hi DC101.

**FC3:** Hey, what's up Elliot?

**E:** Hey, who is this?

**FC3:** Let's see, what can you call me? I'm scared too now like all
the other \[unintelligible\]

**E:** Ah, don't be scared.

**FC3:** \[Laughter\] You can call me, you can call me \[third female
student caller\]. How about that?

**E:** Okay, \[third female student caller\]. Yes.

**FC3:** You can call me \[third female student caller\]. Well, I go to
O'Connell like all the rest of them. Those are all my friends that were
calling earlier. And I just wanted to say that it was like the reason
that they all got suspended wasn't because, you know, like, about
anything, because it was immoral or anything what they were gonna do.
Because I don't even think they were really gonna come in because they
were lying, like, they weren't 18 or anything else. They were a bunch of
sophomores. But there's a . . . .

**E:** Oh, God. I wish they would come in.

**2M:** So they're 16.

**E:** Anyway, go ahead.

**FC3:** There's a rule in the student handbook that says that if you do
anything, like, in the name, like, using O'Connell's name or, like, in
O'Connell uniform that you can be suspended because that's slander
towards the school.

**E:** Oh, that's, uh, you're impugning the reputation.

**FC3:** Yeah, so when you went on the website and everything that's
when Mr. Burch freaked out and was, like, oh, blah blah blah, this makes
my school look horrible.

**E:** Hey, Burch, don't put up a website then, you jackass.

**D:** What I I was just, I was just reading the, uh, the beliefs and
mission and philosophy of the school.

**2M:** Yeah, if anything

**D:** I know.

**E:** We gave them some positive publications here.

**2M:** Yeah.

**FC3:** And also I wanted to say that I'm really sorry cause there were
a lot of really hot girls, including myself, that were gonna come in.

**E:** Oh, godamnit.

**FC3:** And we were gonna audition tomorrow morning.

**E:** Alright.

**FC3:** We really wanted to do it.

**E:** Yeah. I wish you would have.

**FC3:** I'm sorry.

**E:** Alright. Well, Burch had to go F it up for everybody.

**D:** Bye \[third female student caller\].

**E:** Let me try one more time and then I'll take a break. And then
we'll get into some real qualifying. Uh, I'll just dial here. \[Dialing
tones\] You think they won't answer at Bishop when I call cause a big
sign that goes off "Jew is calling." \[Laughter D and 2M\]
\[Impersonating a female voice\] Yes, Principal Burch, please? What do
you mean he's not available? Oh, don't hang up. F you. \[Laughter from
2M\]

**2M:** They know what matters \[unintelligible\].

**E:** What a bitch she is.

**D:** What she say?

**2M:** I can't believe she doesn't even say anything to you.

**E:** \[In a mocking voice\] "He's not available." Click. I bet he's
available. He's probably standing right there listening to the goddamn
show.

**D:** I guess they have to go tend to the pro-life memorial. \[Laughter
from E\] that I was just reading about.

**E:** Come on Burch you big pussy, call. You know he's sitting in there
listening to it. Speak to a Jew. \[Laughter from D\] Goddamnit. Alright,
alright. You know what, let's move on then. Ah, 202- 432-1101, toll free
1-800-33DC101. Ah, we need qualifiers for, ah, Saturday night. If you
want to dance in the cage with Kid Rock up on stage 202-432- 1101, toll
free 1-800-33DC101. We'll sign up last day for qualifying and then
tomorrow's the big audition, tomorrow around 7:30. And then four women
will move on to Saturday night where they'll dance up on stage at the
Patriots Center. Kid Rock will pay for the night. 202-432-1101, toll
free 1-800-33DC101.

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