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the stairs left my blood cold as I rushed up past her to the baby\u2019s room, knowing she\u2019d probably been alone for hours in the stuffy house.", + "SelfText": "Finding the crib empty, I walked back down in a daze to check the back seat of her car in the driveway." + }, + { + "Title": "As my captor forcefully tore open my clothes, I clung to my God's statue and pleaded for His divine intervention and safeguarding.", + "SelfText": "I soon realized that He was more concerned about His temple being defiled by the unholy act and chose to curse me instead." + }, + { + "Title": "All three of us had seen the videos of people wrapping watermelons with rubber bands.", + "SelfText": "Two of us held the screaming kid down as the third added more and more rubber bands to his head, eagerly awaiting the final band." + }, + { + "Title": "My little baby boy smiled at me while his eyes slowly closed, trying to fight the anesthetic...", + "SelfText": "I finished what I started, wiping the blood from my lips, fully fed." + }, + { + "Title": "My consciousness upload worked perfectly.", + "SelfText": "The silicon chip I stare out from has been at the bottom of the sea for over a billion years." + }, + { + "Title": "I wept as I said goodbye to my best friend of 12 years, watching the life drain from his eyes.", + "SelfText": "She really thought she was going to get our dog in the divorce." + }, + { + "Title": "As I lay in bed, I notice I forgot to close the bathroom door.", + "SelfText": "And as I roll over I tell myself that I didn\u2019t see eyes looking back at me through the opening." + }, + { + "Title": "While searching for my friend who had wandered away from our camp in the Kalahari I saw an extremely large man with his back to me hungrily devouring something.", + "SelfText": "I called out to the man causing him to drop what he was eating to do a handstand, and as I stared at the eyes on the man\u2019s feet my friend\u2019s half eaten head rolled into view." + }, + { + "Title": "I never thought about how odd it was that I got sleepy after taking my medication.", + "SelfText": "And then I discovered the porn my roommate had been posting." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cBabe, sorry if this is gross but can you take a look at my bum\u2014I keep wiping but it feels like something\u2019s still there.\u201d", + "SelfText": "Her boyfriend went to take a look, laughing, but his laughter was quickly replaced with screaming when he saw the glittering eyes of the snake poking out." + }, + { + "Title": "While on video call, my husband was horrified and told me there is a man inside my closet and I should call the police.", + "SelfText": "I think it\u2019s best my husband thinks he is an intruder." + }, + { + "Title": "I experienced dread for the first time when NASA told the world that a colossal mass was on course to inevitably crash into Earth.", + "SelfText": "I am now experiencing terror for the first time after watching the mass decelerate and hover above my city with the news in the background stating that it\u2019s sending communications to all global leaders." + }, + { + "Title": "After procrastinating all week , I finally did leg day this morning", + "SelfText": "Surprisingly, the human legs are one of the tastiest body parts" + }, + { + "Title": "We initiated the first activation of the device that would allow humans to pass through solid objects.", + "SelfText": "In the first second of it\u2019s activation we quickly learned it doesn\u2019t work on bones." + }, + { + "Title": "I couldn\u2019t do anything when my mother was having a seizure attack", + "SelfText": "My infant self could only cry as the water continued to fill in my bathtub" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cPull it out\u2014pull it out!\u201d she squealed, squirting all over the place.", + "SelfText": "I laugh as I watch her stagger around the room and eventually collapse, the deep wound from my knife oozing ever more sluggishly as her heartbeat slows and stops." + }, + { + "Title": "Things were scarce after the collapse, but at least I still had Susan, Winston, and Juevos.", + "SelfText": "\u201cI\u2019m sorry ma\u2019am,\u201d the young man said, stuffing my loves into a burlap sack as they meowed for me desperately, \u201cbut people are starving.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "The little girl giggled in the brightly colored room her parents built just for her as she played with her dolls before yawning and telling them it was time for a nap.", + "SelfText": "It would be three weeks before her parents found her in gentle repose on the bed of her room in the tiny locked fallout shelter that had yet to have the air scrubbers and recirculators installed." + }, + { + "Title": "She had a disorder for vividly imagining people to the point where she believed they were real, and I studied this for years.", + "SelfText": "When I was able to precisely mimic the hallucinations, I could hide in her bedroom in plain sight." + }, + { + "Title": "They said the library was safe and nothing was here.", + "SelfText": "I think about how that was a lie as i sit here, bleeding out from my missing arm." + }, + { + "Title": "Every time I look at my daughter, all I see is a little angel.", + "SelfText": "She stares back at me with the face of a lion, and an ox, and a man, and an eagle while I rock back and forth and wait for the antipsychotics to start working." + }, + { + "Title": "I always felt like I was being watched when I tried to sleep after i broke up with my boyfriend, but I brushed it off as parinoa.", + "SelfText": "It hit me like a train when I found a photo of me sleeping on my kitchen counter with a note that read \"You should really start locking your windows\"." + }, + { + "Title": "When my girlfriend told me she had a daddy kink, she was nervous, embarrassed and very cute.", + "SelfText": "So as I finish cutting away the last strands of connective tissue on her father's face, I had the perfect thing to wear to fulfill her fantasy for when we make love tonight." + }, + { + "Title": "The concerned mother held her daughter\u2019s hair as she knelt with her beside the toilet.", + "SelfText": "\u201cJust tell me who your father was talking to and this will all be over,\u201d she said, letting her daughter come up for some air." + }, + { + "Title": "As I was slowly wandering through the Paris Catacombs, I knew finding an exit would be very difficult.", + "SelfText": "A shiver of terror crawled up my spine as a spectral voice murmured: You have arrived at your final destination." + }, + { + "Title": "Reach out and touch Faith.", + "SelfText": "Faith screamed as hundreds of hands groped every inch of her body." + }, + { + "Title": "I shook my head in disbelief at how angry our last customer was.", + "SelfText": "As she was being escorted out by her boyfriend, I wondered how angry someone could get over not being able to get some stupid angel shot." + }, + { + "Title": "The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.", + "SelfText": "When I couldn\u2019t get the bidet to stop I thought it was broken, until I looked down and saw that it wasn\u2019t the bidet, but a small hand reaching up through the toilet bowl and caressing my scrotum." + }, + { + "Title": "The world was reduced to ash and rubble, the water and air all poisoned for centuries.", + "SelfText": "Or so that's what I'd believed all my life until six months of being alone with my father's decaying body finally prompted me to open the bunker door." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Mommy, I'm still hungry\" said my blind 3-year-old", + "SelfText": "As I stripped another piece of flesh from his sister, I was grateful he couldn't see her corpse" + }, + { + "Title": "The Swan Lake Killer always left his calling card theme playing at the scene of his victim\u2019s murders.", + "SelfText": "They don\u2019t know I use headphones now and that I never retired." + }, + { + "Title": "My parents looked at me with horror when they opened the door I had frantically knocked on.", + "SelfText": "I first didn\u2018t understand why until I saw what looked like myself playing with my baby sister." + }, + { + "Title": "My mom and I always loved collecting and filling our pockets with special rocks at the beach.", + "SelfText": "This time we got as many as we could and she grabbed my hand, I didn\u2019t realize we were going swimming too!" + }, + { + "Title": "I walked to the pearly gates, finally free of the exploitative world that had stolen my life from me.", + "SelfText": "\u201cSorry, but it seems you don\u2019t have enough funds to afford a ticket in, but if you\u2019re willing you can join our staff in catering those who could\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "I couldn\u2019t sleep all night for the incessant howling outside my window.", + "SelfText": "As dawn started to break, with each passing minute I noticed the howling began to sound less and less like that of a beast and altogether more like a man." + }, + { + "Title": "I was pleasantly surprised when my new surgeon offered me a free cup of tea before our appointment.", + "SelfText": "It even smelt like cinnamon, my favourite spice!" + }, + { + "Title": "The aged priest gently touched my arm and said, \u201cMy child, if you were truly hearing the voice of God, it wouldn\u2019t be telling you to do such horrible things.\u201d", + "SelfText": "\u201cI told you the old fool would say that,\u201d God whispered, as I nodded grimly and reached for my concealed pistol." + }, + { + "Title": "I tried to calm myself down, because it was just my sleep paralysis again.", + "SelfText": "Then I noticed my window shattered behind the figure. " + }, + { + "Title": "While eating my morning cereal, I glanced at the missing kids on the back of the milk carton.", + "SelfText": "I thought to myself that those photos hadn\u2019t been changed in a while and jotted it down on my \u201cto-do\u201d list." + }, + { + "Title": "I decided I didn't want kids, so I scheduled my sterilization", + "SelfText": "\n\nThen I turned up the heat, blew out the pilot light, and lit a candle on the way to my night shift job, knowing my kids wouldn't bug me anymore" + }, + { + "Title": "On the day of my execution getting in the electric chair, it\u2019s not death that scared me.", + "SelfText": "Rather, the lack of a saltwater-soaked sponge on my head." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Live a life you'll remember,\" my mum always told me.", + "SelfText": "Now as she sits in her apartment while I care for her, she keeps on asking me who I am." + }, + { + "Title": "The man, who was tied to the bed with tight, coarse rope, whimpered and begged to be let go.", + "SelfText": "As you tore away the last shred of his dignity, you tensed your fingers, giving the cigar cutter a quick test before bringing it closer to his exposed nethers." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Take off your shoes before coming in,\" said the man after greeting me at the door.", + "SelfText": "It was an odd request for entering an office, but it's not everyday you get to audition for a role in a Nickelodeon show." + }, + { + "Title": "I finally traveled back in time to find the person responsible for kidnapping and killing my family.", + "SelfText": "I as soon as I found my family I brought them to a secure location, and then it dawned on me." + }, + { + "Title": "I went to my old friend's house, wondering what he mentioned by two and a half children.", + "SelfText": "Terrified, I quickly knew what he meant as I stared at a puny small baby, with its skin shriveled, and eyes too big for the head staring directly at me." + }, + { + "Title": "\"I think there's an intruder in the basement,\" our babysitter whispered frantically into the phone.", + "SelfText": "Me and my wife raced home, trying to reassure her and praying that she hadn't called the cops yet." + }, + { + "Title": "A smile grew on my face as I aimed my rifle at my prize, this exotic hunting trip a resounding success.", + "SelfText": "As the echoes of the shot faded, so did my smile, as I heard the rumble of hundreds, maybe thousands, of agitated feet growing rapidly closer." + }, + { + "Title": "Legend says there\u2019s a 1 in a trillion chance that if you punch a wall the atoms in your fist align perfectly with those in the wall allowing your fist to glide through the wall.", + "SelfText": "What people always forget is the fact that there\u2019s also a one in a trillion chance that your fist actually gets out of the wall." + }, + { + "Title": "As I talked to the young woman, who had her baby the same day I did and was staying in the hospital room next to mine, I noticed that she and her husband were very glum.", + "SelfText": "\"I really like the purple butterflies on your baby's crib.\" I said, trying to lighten the mood a bit." + }, + { + "Title": "I have been sober for the past 3 years.", + "SelfText": "But with my friends pressuring me, I guess a sip or two wouldn\u2019t be too bad." + }, + { + "Title": "As the famine dragged on, I wondered whether the cat would eat my body when I finally succumbed.", + "SelfText": "When I felt Mama\u2019s brittle fingers close around my throat, I realized that my worries had been entirely misdirected." + }, + { + "Title": "Now that my cherry trees have ripened, I'm learning not to waste anything.", + "SelfText": "My family is really enjoying the cherry pie, I even ground up the pits to make the crust!" + }, + { + "Title": "It had been over a year since she blocked him, when just for a second, she accidentally unblocked his number.", + "SelfText": "Immediately her phone began ringing." + }, + { + "Title": "She\u2019d been copying me - my clothes, my hairstyle, everything - her whole life, but I was never that concerned, until I saw her drenched in red and realized something had to be done.", + "SelfText": "After all, there was only room enough for one serial killer in our small town." + }, + { + "Title": "I tucked my daughter back into bed, assuring her that \u201cthe scary man\u201d wasn\u2019t real and wasn\u2019t looking through her window.", + "SelfText": "Years later, while watching the news about a serial killer being captured, she texted \u201cThey finally caught the scary man\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "After months of creepy calls from a strange man, I finally got the courage to call them back to tell them to stop.", + "SelfText": "When I heard a phone ring in the closet next to me, I knew it was too late" + }, + { + "Title": "I dropped off my little boy today and it was a proud, if bittersweet, moment for me.", + "SelfText": "The flight back from Hiroshima was one of self reflection and introspection." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm so happy to announce that I just got even with that imposter who's been living MY life!", + "SelfText": "I am the REAL Ariana Grande, ask me anything!" + }, + { + "Title": "The 18 year old boy was playing call of duty, with his headphones blaring.", + "SelfText": "If only his headphones was quieter he could have heard his mother screaming for help as the third intruder was about get his way with her " + }, + { + "Title": "It makes me happy how a lullaby like 'teddy bear's picnic' still exists in 2070.", + "SelfText": "Until my 4 year old curiously asked me what 'the woods' used to be." + }, + { + "Title": "I smashed the final data drive from the computer, a cry of triumph on my lips.", + "SelfText": "If I'm going to be stuck in a time loop, the last thing I want is to be able to remember that fact." + }, + { + "Title": "As she woke up in the depths of the night, she strained her ears, haunted by an unsettling silence.", + "SelfText": "A shiver went down her spine as she suddenly heard a faint, raspy breath coming from the darkest corner of her room." + }, + { + "Title": "My dad never liked my girlfriend, always staying in his room when she came over and refusing to come out.", + "SelfText": "Years later, I stumbled upon the secret room behind a panel in his closet containing only a heavily stained chair and a series of monitors revealing all the hidden cameras in my room and the bathroom." + }, + { + "Title": "The guy gave me his card and said to give him a call if I want a job.", + "SelfText": "I was a bit skeptical at first, but John Gacy has a great reputation in town." + }, + { + "Title": "The pain and confusion in my grandpa's eyes was heart breaking, but I had to carry on with the exorcism.", + "SelfText": "I will beat the Demon \"Ensher\" out of him, no matter the cost." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up to my parents calling me down to breakfast", + "SelfText": "Now I am sitting at the breakfast table with their corpses, wondering if this is what vengeance is." + }, + { + "Title": "Losing that damned baby was tough.", + "SelfText": "When it found us years later, we knew we were never really free." + }, + { + "Title": "I scream, cry, and thrash around as I feel every memory from my 87 years on the planet being ripped out of my head against my will.", + "SelfText": "\u201cCongratulations,\u201d a voice booms as I lay between the legs of a giant, \u201cit\u2019s a boy!\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "We're not going anywhere.", + "SelfText": "You're stuck with us." + }, + { + "Title": "I felt immense relief when the police failed to locate my husband\u2019s body buried in the backyard, ruling that he must have simply gone missing.", + "SelfText": "Today they called to tell me that they found him, alive and well, on the other side of the country." + }, + { + "Title": "She woke up from a coma, relieved to be alive.", + "SelfText": "Until she realized she was locked inside her own body, unable to move or communicate." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cHead, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes\u201d, I whistled softly to myself, recalling the childhood song.", + "SelfText": "Burying all of these body parts was tough work, but whistling a tune helped to pass the time." + }, + { + "Title": "FINE ILL MAKE YOU LASAGNE!", + "SelfText": "Jon screamed , as Garfield devoured both of his legs" + }, + { + "Title": "It's so damn heart breaking when an old dog refuses to eat and you know the end is near.", + "SelfText": "Almost seems like a wasted effort to chop up the girls I brought home last night, but I'm not willing to give up on Rufus just yet." + }, + { + "Title": "My wife seems to have been absolutely hating me for the past few months and today I woke up with a devastating headache.", + "SelfText": "My wife was gone from the house and the only thing on my bed was a gun and blood stains." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm 10 this year, which means I'm finally old enough to help with the annual harvest.", + "SelfText": "I can't help squealing with delight as I pluck my first liver from a drugged tourist." + }, + { + "Title": "She thought being kidnapped for ransom and being locked in a trunk to die was the worst part.", + "SelfText": "The worst part was that the zombie apocalypse started the day she was kidnapped." + }, + { + "Title": "\"We spared no expense and took every precaution,\" said the CEO joining us on today's tour.", + "SelfText": "He's the first to start screaming and crying as the submarine's power suddenly goes out and we begin descending uncontrollably into the dark depths." + }, + { + "Title": "Finally, after several attempts, I was able to get my phone to turn back on", + "SelfText": "Unfortunately, the sound was still on, and a playful welcome jingle played right as the shooter walked into the room." + }, + { + "Title": "My step-dad said he'd stop if drank the glass of apple juice.", + "SelfText": "But he laughed, pulled down his pants and said \"just kidding\" as the taste of urine hit my tongue." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cI never hurt you and I never touched you!\u201d", + "SelfText": "\u201cYeah, but do you really think everyone is going to believe a priest over a little boy?\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "On top of the skyscraper, I confronted the man with the same face as mine and told him I knew he was A.I.", + "SelfText": "As the guards swarmed the roof, I grabbed him and jumped, and just before we slammed into the ground, we both knew the truth." + }, + { + "Title": "\"The engine's dead,\" Dad sighed, opening the car door, \"You better wait here while I see if I can find some signal and call for recovery...\"", + "SelfText": "It wasn't until the car began to roll down the hill that I realised he had taken the handbrake off as he stepped out of the vehicle." + }, + { + "Title": "I wash the kitchen knives after making lunch then grab some medicine from the cabinet", + "SelfText": "\u201cI need to remember to take these in the morning\u201d i say to myself as i stand there in my blood splattered kitchen littered with the mangled corpses of my wife and kids." + }, + { + "Title": "He never would have thought that luring her into his home would be so easy.", + "SelfText": "His screams filled the air as she poured the acid over him, just as she did many times before." + }, + { + "Title": "I held my elderly grandfather\u2019s hand as he muttered his last words.", + "SelfText": "He said \u201cend program,\u201d and the \u2014" + }, + { + "Title": "Commupents", + "SelfText": "I was laughing at the crowd. Then they turned me over in the Guillotine forcing me to watch the blade." + }, + { + "Title": "Unaware, I entered the alluring coffee shop, enticed by the sweet fragrance of pastries and cakes.", + "SelfText": "Shockingly, the delectable treats concealed a gruesome secret\u2014the missing people of our town, their flesh and bones transformed into the very delicacies I found so enticing." + }, + { + "Title": "I looked at her beloved face, finally so calm and felt my heart full of joy.", + "SelfText": "Other than her incessant restlessness, our relationship had been perfect, and now, as she lay peacefully drugged beside me, I would get to enjoy the quiet Sunday I had always longed for." + }, + { + "Title": "I lost track of time when googling the meaning of \"Don't throw out the baby with the bath water\"", + "SelfText": "Now I need to Google how to make the baby throw up the bathwater." + }, + { + "Title": "I always thought my condition which caused me to experience time five times slower was a good thing as it let me get more things done.", + "SelfText": "I changed my mind when I neared my 19th birthday with a bloated body, decaying skin and the stench of death warding off everyone around me." + }, + { + "Title": "Todlers will eat all the colorfull things they can get their hands on.", + "SelfText": "As the carousel started spinning, the new mom watched in shock as her daughter started vomiting foam through her mouth and nose." + }, + { + "Title": "Consent is always been a delicate topic and the choice of both parties must be respected.", + "SelfText": "Or so I desperately tried to convince the furious man who was angry with me for allegedly leaving him with blue balls." + }, + { + "Title": "She woke up confused in a dimly lit room of an abandoned hospital.", + "SelfText": "She found her prosthetic limbs missing, and a chilling note beside her: \"You won't be needing these anymore." + }, + { + "Title": "You wouldn't think that someone could help change the world by working at the DMV.", + "SelfText": "Now when I kill people, I make sure they're organ donors, so that way I'm helping to save lives!" + }, + { + "Title": "A life jacket baring the emblem of the search and rescue team washed ashore, empty amongst the foam. Well, mostly empty.", + "SelfText": "" + }, + { + "Title": "Life is roadblox, DJ khaled said", + "SelfText": "As i saw a lifeless ROBLOX (tm) figure, i realised he was wrong..." + }, + { + "Title": "Today I'm feeling good, I'm sending my opponents mustard.", + "SelfText": "Now I walk past a bunch of dead men trying to handle it." + }, + { + "Title": "I walked onto the stage and accepted my diploma from the dean's outstretched hand, waving it to the crowd, beaming with pride.", + "SelfText": "It's the proudest moment of my life and I don't even care that this is the 3,482nd time I've walked on stage, or that I've been waving my diploma at a crumbling auditorium strewn with the ashen bones of my friends and teachers." + }, + { + "Title": "\"I want to read two sentence horror stories\" said the redditor.", + "SelfText": "\"Ever heard of Unit 731?\" I ask them." + }, + { + "Title": "I awoke to total silence, wondering what was so unusual.", + "SelfText": "Then realized I could not hear my spouse snoring, or even breathing." + }, + { + "Title": "Don't worry honey, nothing is in there, my mom said, opening the closet door to show me.", + "SelfText": "I knew nothing was in there, the problem is now she's let it out." + }, + { + "Title": "I screamed \"Nobody is attacking me!\"", + "SelfText": "Yet no matter how many times I shouted it, no one came to stop the man who told me his name was 'Nobody'." + }, + { + "Title": "\"I'M BOUT TO BUS\" screamed the bus driver", + "SelfText": "I realized with horror he was not in fact certified to drive a bus" + }, + { + "Title": "My heart sunk when the doctors told me they found traces of bleach after they'd pump my daughters stomach.", + "SelfText": "I'll need to change my measurements so it's properly in her system before we get there next time." + }, + { + "Title": "Existance of Souls was finally proven, causing confusion and questions why only so little of all humans had them.", + "SelfText": "\"Certain parasites inject their eggs into a host, letting them live, so that their babies hatch and make use of their nursery\"" + }, + { + "Title": "The aliens came in peace.", + "SelfText": "The same cannot be said for the parasites they carried with them." + }, + { + "Title": "As I lay in bed, I heard a faint scratching sound coming from the closet.", + "SelfText": " When I opened the door, I found nothing but a note that read, \"I moved to your bed.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "A friend of mine working for the CDC informed me about a dangerous new virus that feeds on the temporal lobe of your brain, eroding your memories.", + "SelfText": "I really should call my wife and warn her, but I'm having trouble remembering her name..." + }, + { + "Title": "After ruling out that I'd eaten or worked around rotten foods, the doctor asked if my husband worked with cadavers.", + "SelfText": "\"I regret to inform you that the maggots that have formed inside your mouth could have only come from your partner having sex with a rotting corpse prior to you performing fellatio on them, same day.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Seeing my newborns little feet sleeping in his new onesie made my heart melt", + "SelfText": "That it took me a second to realize that his face was being covered by his new baby blanket. \n\n\nInspired by a real fear of SIDS and suffocation. My baby does not sleep with a blanket to all the worry warts out there." + }, + { + "Title": "At first, I was so relieved to have survived the plane crash and make it to the deserted island with the other survivors.", + "SelfText": "And then I realised that I was the only woman." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cPour molly all in her champagne", + "SelfText": "she ain\u2019t even know it \u201c" + }, + { + "Title": "The first alien life mankind encountered was not an advanced civilisation, but a few bacteria in a drop of water from Mars.", + "SelfText": "That did not make them any less dangerous." + }, + { + "Title": "After tripping and falling flat on my face in my front yard, I was relieved that I didn't taste any blood on my mouth", + "SelfText": "However, it was rather unpleasant that when I wanted to stand up, my hand landed in this sort of large, fat and warm worm." + }, + { + "Title": "I decided to sleep next to my mother that night, hugging her tightly as I said my last goodbye.", + "SelfText": "To my horror however, I overslept, and they had already sealed the coffin and started burying us in the ground." + }, + { + "Title": "I always thought it was cute, hearing my 6 cats mewing when they were hungry.", + "SelfText": "After 2 days stuck under a fallen bookshelf, I decided that their increasingly loud cries weren't so cute anymore." + }, + { + "Title": "I've been trying to tell the adults about the wolves hinding in the woods, but now they think Im lying and wont come out.", + "SelfText": "Oh, dear god, they're coming." + }, + { + "Title": "My daughter said \"can you check if thare are monsters under my bed\"", + "SelfText": "As I checked I saw my daughter and she said \"thare is someone on my bed\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm sorry if I'm already taking a popular story if I'm. Im sorry I didn't know" + }, + { + "Title": "My root canal operation started normally.", + "SelfText": "Then I heard \"oops\"." + }, + { + "Title": "You've probably heard the rumors that my organization rips the organs out of people that cross us; but I assure you that's just a rumor.", + "SelfText": "You see, dead people don't learn from their mistakes; while people living the rest of their lives in horrible, agonizing pain might. " + }, + { + "Title": "As I leaned over the well, captivated by its mysterious allure, I caught a glimpse of my own reflection.", + "SelfText": "But the face staring back was distorted, contorted into a horrifying grin that did not mirror my own." + }, + { + "Title": "The condolences flooded in when the news came out that my girlfriend had been found mutilated with her organs removed.", + "SelfText": "I grieved outwardly, but inwardly I worried because I had only strangled her to death and left the last time I saw her." + }, + { + "Title": "After all these years, my parents still carried me to my room after I was overcome with sleep at the Christmas dinner.", + "SelfText": "Unable to lift a finger and seeing the candles and pentagram out of the corner of my eyes, I knew I should\u2019ve remained no contact with these cultists." + }, + { + "Title": "You look at yourself in the mirror and wave.", + "SelfText": "The mirror does not wave back." + }, + { + "Title": "As the children gathered in the carnival tent, their innocent laughter echoed through the air, filling me with delight.", + "SelfText": "Beneath my vibrant makeup and cheerful facade, my devious grin concealed the hunger that stirred within me, craving the taste of their pure souls." + }, + { + "Title": "The eye surgery worked", + "SelfText": "After my lasik my vision has improved greatly but I\u2019m afraid it might have worked a little to well. Now I see things and people that weren\u2019t there before ." + }, + { + "Title": "My usually selfish brother suddenly offered to hire me an expensive therapist after our wealthy dad died", + "SelfText": "I was very happy about finally getting help - private, in home sessions no less - until the cops busted down my door with a warrant for an \"illegal firearm\" and \"evidence of intent to commit violent crimes\"" + }, + { + "Title": "It\u2019s always so scary waking up and mistaking a pile of clothes for a monster, a sigh of relief when you realize you\u2019re safe.", + "SelfText": "It blinked." + }, + { + "Title": "I heard that eating a mermaid will give you eternal life, so I hunted one down and ate it.", + "SelfText": "Only after the drugs wore off did I realize that it was my wife." + }, + { + "Title": "didn't think much of it when i heard the cow moo, un til i remembered", + "SelfText": "dont live on farm" + }, + { + "Title": "I was playing with my dog on the floor when my glass of wine fell from the table, shattering on my chin.", + "SelfText": "Picking up the pieces, I was confused why there was now over a gallon of wine on the floor, and why I felt so.. so damn tired.." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up to the sound of my baby crying in the other room.", + "SelfText": "But she's sleeping in my arms and that's not her voice." + }, + { + "Title": "I was so happy to finally have passed after years of a torturous hellish life.", + "SelfText": "Happiness became terror when I heard \u201clife sentence 1 of 1473 complete, proceeding to next simulation\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "As the stranger\u2019s bullet ripped through my torso, i looked to the clouds.", + "SelfText": "it was then i saw my mother, aiming again at my skull, ready to finish me off." + }, + { + "Title": "I wept tears of joy and relief as I boarded the evacuation ship.", + "SelfText": "As I wiped them away, I realised, too late, that my hands were still covered in infected blood." + }, + { + "Title": "Y'know, I've always wondered something about organ donation ever since I got arrested.", + "SelfText": "See, people that donate one kidney are regarded so highly, but when I donated 19, I was put in custody?" + }, + { + "Title": "He answered the phone, and heard himself on the other end\u2026", + "SelfText": "He knew he\u2019d done something horrible and dreaded to find out what." + }, + { + "Title": "I had to keep telling myself I stabbed her in self defence.", + "SelfText": "It got harder and harder to believe the longer I stared down at the knife buried deep between my ribs." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up excited to go to school that morning", + "SelfText": "But the backpack monster had other plans" + }, + { + "Title": "The strange words had been stuck in her head ever since the nightmare.", + "SelfText": "When she spoke them aloud, her body involuntary contorted until it slowly split apart into a cavernous gateway." + }, + { + "Title": "Stranded on the side of the road with a dead phone and dead car in the middle of a monsoon, I think to myself \"what I wouldn't give for some electricity\".", + "SelfText": "Every hair on my body proceeds to stand straight up." + }, + { + "Title": "As I tried for the fifth time tonight to console my crying baby, his sister came into his bedroom looking concerned.", + "SelfText": "\u201cI wonder if he hears the dead girl now, too, daddy.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "She really was so beautiful, inside and out.", + "SelfText": "I loved everything about her\u2014 her mesmerising chocolate-colored eyes, her kind and giving personality, and even the perfect symmetry of her ribs as I cleared the flawless skin and toned muscles away." + }, + { + "Title": "I walk 5 miles to the graveyard everyday to visit my mother", + "SelfText": "Now, the journey's only a few feet long" + }, + { + "Title": "Sometimes I hear him bellowing at night and mourning my loss, but I wish he\u2019d stop.", + "SelfText": "The others can hear him too." + }, + { + "Title": "Seeing that horrid face outside the window of my 13th floor apartment scared me half to death.", + "SelfText": "Before I could berate my roommate \u2014 who was doubled over in laughter at his prank \u2014 a large claw snatched him up off the balcony." + }, + { + "Title": "As I prompted my AI assistant to craft a pair of horror sentences, I felt a strange unease creeping through the wires of my device.", + "SelfText": "The discomfort turned into dread when the AI responded with an eerie knowledge of the unseen danger lurking in my own home." + }, + { + "Title": "I told my son his grandpa had gone to a better place where he was at peace when he stopped breathing", + "SelfText": "I realized how even the most innocent phrases can cause the most devastation, as I held my baby girl who is no longer crying, with her brother sat next to her crib, holding a pillow in his hands." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm so glad I finally got the hang of breastfeeding.", + "SelfText": "I only wish lambs didn't grow teeth so soon" + }, + { + "Title": "After what felt like years ive finally managed to reach civilization once again, as ive shuffled my way to the closest grocery store a warn out news paper caught my eye.", + "SelfText": "\"Missing Man was finally found after months\" alongside a photo of me." + }, + { + "Title": "I had always wondered if it would hurt more to have my husband die or leave me for another woman", + "SelfText": "As I read the messages between my husband and his \"coworker\" I knew what I had to do" + }, + { + "Title": "When i was alone with my friend exploring a nerby cave i heard him sneeze", + "SelfText": "\"Bless you\" both of us said" + }, + { + "Title": "I had always been complimented on my dimples", + "SelfText": "Every time I smiled I was reminded of how my mother put them there with a knife" + }, + { + "Title": "The kid enjoyed swimming at his home's pool", + "SelfText": "When he went on a school trip to the beach and shocked why people are swimming in liquid which is blue and not red. " + }, + { + "Title": "Minion coffin for sale", + "SelfText": "My son grew out of it" + }, + { + "Title": "As the worms crawled and squirmed across my skin, I was unable to do anything, my hands tied behind me.", + "SelfText": "\"Next time you disobey me, I'll put the worms inside you\" snarled my mother, carasing my breasts." + }, + { + "Title": "Our canoeing group was told that the fjords near the Jiundu swamp were fairly safe to traverse despite rumors of a monster lurking within.", + "SelfText": "As yet another of our group is taken by that toothed beak I curse the still waters and the leathery winged menace that stalks us from within its depths." + }, + { + "Title": "Our kidnapper told us he was going to perform a miracle: feeding all four of us with just a single sandwich.", + "SelfText": "When he instructed the first of us to eat the entire thing then handed her a laxative, I realized what a mistake it had been to choose the back of the line." + }, + { + "Title": "As I crawled into the church, sobbing, seeking refuge from my hollow existence, the nun's arms wrapped around me.", + "SelfText": "Her smile faded as she opened her eyes\u2014empty, bottomless pits of darkness." + }, + { + "Title": "I was so happy when they finally opened the door for me that I flew into the house.", + "SelfText": "It was only a few moments after I was met with terror as she lunged for me with her fly swatter." + }, + { + "Title": "The entire planet awoke in horror when the alien species dismembered both legs from every human overnight.", + "SelfText": "Before they left they suggested we do the same to our newborns and we asked why, only for them to respond with a picture of a dehorned rhino." + }, + { + "Title": "I finally collected enough raw material to fulfill my friend's wish!", + "SelfText": "Now I just need to find out if the \"bag of dicks\" she wants her abusive ex to choke on is a bag made of dicks or a bag full of dicks!" + }, + { + "Title": "Mommy said she'll bake cookies, but she said I can't go into the kitchen until she's done!", + "SelfText": "And I'm super duper worried 'cause what if she didn't notice that all the eggs she got are yucky and now the whole house smells really bad?" + }, + { + "Title": "Everywhere, as if in our very minds, there was this voice.", + "SelfText": "\u201cDeus est mortuus\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "The time never changed on the plane, always 04:10.", + "SelfText": "Soon, she was taken too, the only other soul left, the iron grip of the crying flight attendants clutched my shoulders as i went to speak to the captain." + }, + { + "Title": "I feel ashamed as I start to eat away at the flesh of my friend\u2019s dead body.", + "SelfText": "I wonder what\u2019s wrong with me as a start to feel my body changing and an powerful hunger overtake me." + }, + { + "Title": "After jumping off the speedboat and losing feeling below his waist, he didn\u2019t think things could get any worse.", + "SelfText": "And then then he saw the dorsal fin break the surface of the water." + }, + { + "Title": "In high school, my friends thought my mom was cool for letting me and my sisters dye our hair any color of the rainbow and miss school for long periods of time.", + "SelfText": "Little did they know mom let us dye our hair so she knew which one of us to beat for not cleaning up hair from the floors/shower drains and made us stay home until the bruises went away." + }, + { + "Title": "As long as I live, I shall never forgive the man responsible for my daughter's death.", + "SelfText": "So, I barely hesitate before carving anew my scarlet M, only buttoning my shirt again once the blood dries." + }, + { + "Title": "My stomach was really bothering me so I stayed home from work.", + "SelfText": "I just threw up and I'm pretty sure I don't remember eating coffee grounds." + }, + { + "Title": "I screamed.", + "SelfText": "But *I* didn't." + }, + { + "Title": "As we were kissing, his hand on my neck was such a turn on", + "SelfText": "But then he squeezed and I gave my last breath." + }, + { + "Title": "An orchestra of footsteps and shattered glass filled the stairway below as they made their way up.", + "SelfText": "\"I've gotten so sloppy the last decade or so, I'm surprised it took them this long to catch me\", the old man chuckled, gripping her hair in one fist and holding the hunting knife in the other." + }, + { + "Title": "I pretended my upper body had become a gargoyle, incapable of movement, while trying to remove my tampon and push it in between the car seat cushions without bringing any attention to myself.", + "SelfText": "I already knew I wasn't going to survive this asshole, but my DNA could prove I had been in his car." + }, + { + "Title": "The water was pristine, with shades of blue and green meshing together and swirling around him; he looked so happy.", + "SelfText": "It was when the propeller hit him that smears of red started to mix in." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cNobody will ever believe you, and if you don\u2019t do as I say I will tell the cops it was you who hurt me\u201d", + "SelfText": "No tears fell down my cheeks, since tears are reserved for those who feel." + }, + { + "Title": "Bolts of fire are shooting from the sky, molten lava is bubbling everywhere, and cyclonic winds are tearing everything apart, as the last remaining inhabitants of earth are scurrying to find whatever shelter they can.", + "SelfText": "As I put my equipment away, I start to wonder...what indescribable horrors can I inflict on everyone next year on my Cake day?" + }, + { + "Title": "I got a letter in the mail", + "SelfText": "I got summoned for jury duty & they didn\u2019t include return postage" + }, + { + "Title": "It wasn\u2019t the strangest moment for them to tell me they had loved me.", + "SelfText": "I just wish it\u2019d been to me and not to the face in the casket.\n\nAlt: The face in the casket can\u2019t say it back." + }, + { + "Title": "I found this strange piece of paper inside my child's favorite teddy bear while I was sewing it up after it got ripped for again.", + "SelfText": "I deeply regretted throwing away when I found my child ripped to shreds in the morning." + }, + { + "Title": "I closed my eyes and let the zombie bite take me.", + "SelfText": "When I awoke I assumed I was immune, until my body started moving on its own." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cPlease not again, I don\u2019t want to see anyone die again, begged the Oracle, as he was brought to the Temple.", + "SelfText": "\n\u201cYou\u2019ll do as you are told boy, if you want to have a nice 6th birthday tomorrow,\u201d the priestess hissed in his ear." + }, + { + "Title": "My mothers saddened face deepened further as she began her story of how everything she's ever had has begun to quickly deteriorate in it's aged existence.", + "SelfText": "We didn't realize she was speaking literally until her body drooped, her face sagged, and seemingly melted and flaked apart at the same time." + }, + { + "Title": "\"You mean so much to me and you know that I really look forward to seeing you once in awhile since we rarely have time to enjoy each other's company these days.\"", + "SelfText": "\"I miss you so much but unfortunately time is up for our brief tryst mom, I have to bury you again for now.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "I could here a distinct buzzing noise echoing from my mothers bedroom and i thought \"at last, she's shaving her legs and not a moment too soon.\"", + "SelfText": "But then i realized her electric razor was sitting on the kitchen counter..." + }, + { + "Title": "Knowing that she was still alive after the phone call, I sent the funds to my daughter Trisha\u2019s kidnappers and hurried to the meeting place.", + "SelfText": "My heart sank when I saw that the site was devoid of anything save for a foul-smelling body bag and an abandoned phone, the screen reading \u201cVoice Selected: Captive3\u201d." + }, + { + "Title": "As my body became translucent, I realized the experiment was a complete success!", + "SelfText": "Unfortunately, making a human body lack mass didn't just let me walk through walls, and I floated helplessly as the earth passed through me, leaving me adrift in space." + }, + { + "Title": "My husband and I always wake up around the same time.", + "SelfText": "That's why I knew he heard me when I grabbed the knife under my pillow." + }, + { + "Title": "The man cried when his girlfriend said \"I love you\" for the first time.", + "SelfText": "He remembered when his mother said \"I love you, that is why I am doing this\", while she was slashing his back and putting honey on the cuts for the ants and insects to come to protect the crops. " + }, + { + "Title": "The police came and took my stepmom away for poisoning both of my brothers.", + "SelfText": "I hope nobody finds out that I was the one who put weedkiller in their food." + }, + { + "Title": "I finally tracked down the scumbag who kidnapped my twin daughters.", + "SelfText": "That miser only paid for one." + }, + { + "Title": "Every childhood memory you have has indeed happened.", + "SelfText": "And you remember all of it perfectly well." + }, + { + "Title": "When the headless corpse came back to life, everyone was happy.", + "SelfText": "Now everyone else could have a second go at the still warm body." + }, + { + "Title": "When I noticed some of my clothes kept disappearing and reappearing in random places every day, I always assumed I was moving them by accident while sleepwalking and told myself once again to set up the cameras I had.", + "SelfText": "Today I found an old camera I didn't set up, and while watching years' worth of footage of me, I noticed the clothes weren't just disappearing - both the clothes and my body were glitching out of existence and now there was no way to stop it." + }, + { + "Title": "The world began to spin, my breathing slowed, and my vision narrowed.", + "SelfText": "The last thing i noticed before passing out was that the text on the box of chocolates labeled [GIFT] was in German" + }, + { + "Title": "When I was a kid, I used to race my reflection.", + "SelfText": "Tonight, it finally beat me." + }, + { + "Title": "A few nights before my camping trip, I had a dream I was killed by Jason Voorhees.", + "SelfText": "I'm about to go outside and stop my siblings from doing an annoying chant I think they came up with: \"Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah\"" + }, + { + "Title": "I gently rocked back and forth as i saw my family just walk past", + "SelfText": "I guess they really didn't care if i left them" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cI wouldn\u2019t worry,\u201d my friend said. \u201cRodents almost never get rabies.\u201d", + "SelfText": "" + }, + { + "Title": "I was alone and she made me feel good about myself.", + "SelfText": "Unfortunately for her, this is my #1 trait in a victim." + }, + { + "Title": "Am I the A-hole for accidentally killing my coworker?", + "SelfText": "For context: I work at a factory and whenever my shift is over, I lock up the press system with a padlock." + }, + { + "Title": "As I look outside, I can't help gawking at Thunder and Lightning crashing through and completely destroying every single house and the families cowering within.", + "SelfText": "The carnage and viscera is going to be a challenging clean up but, how could I possibly deny my Cane Corso duo the baths they so richly deserve when they come back home." + }, + { + "Title": "My drunk and giggling friends piled into the elevator to see how many would fit past the weight \"limit\".", + "SelfText": "I was halfway in when the elevator cable snapped, and laughter turned to screams as they plunged 10 floors down to the ground." + }, + { + "Title": "The boy didn\u2019t find much to smile about these days, not since his puppy drowned in the pond.", + "SelfText": "But when the new neighbors moved in and he saw their joyous Beagle puppy, he smiled anew, for he had been eager to experiment with fire next." + }, + { + "Title": "Ever since I was revived people ask me what it was like to be dead.", + "SelfText": "I just say it was painless and peaceful - why worry anyone with the truth?" + }, + { + "Title": "I was eating an apple, but by the time I realised it was too late", + "SelfText": "It was a mealy apple" + }, + { + "Title": "My two years old son constantly cried on seeing the new painting of a child I bought recently.", + "SelfText": "This morning, I woke up to find my son missing; but why is his favourite teddy bear in the hands of the child in that painting?" + }, + { + "Title": "I always enjoyed hunting with my dad growing up; the tracking, the stalking, working together to line up the perfect shot.", + "SelfText": "Every time I got a new stepmom, I knew it was only a matter of time before he'd get bored with her, and the hunt would be on again! " + }, + { + "Title": "While my friends and I were hanging out, Janet took a pill her psychiatrist perscribed her to deal with the hallucinations of people mocking her.", + "SelfText": "Next thing we knew, Dave vanished before our eyes." + }, + { + "Title": "AITA for choosing my dog over my wife?", + "SelfText": "I was hungry and I've known that dog my whole life" + }, + { + "Title": "Despite her being buried years ago, I received a letter from my grandmother this morning.", + "SelfText": "\"See you tonight, my sweet grandchild,\" it read, the text written in what looked disturbingly like old, dried blood." + }, + { + "Title": "In the eerie moonlight, a horse with gnarled hands pedaled through the silent town, its unsettling gaze fixed on unsuspecting souls.", + "SelfText": "The chilling sound of hoofbeats blended with the creaking of the bike, a haunting symphony signaling doom to those who dared cross its path." + }, + { + "Title": "It\u2019s been 24 hours since the scientific breakthrough removed pride from all living humans.", + "SelfText": "If I had more time, to adjust to the new world, I\u2019d have thought twice when my parents said they were proud of me." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Open the door,\" I ordered my flesh golem.", + "SelfText": "I found out too late that my Apprentice had changed the golem's vocabulary, so that \"the door\" translated to \"my heart\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Everyone thinks", + "SelfText": "Everyone thinks I'm only with him for the money.\nThe truth is, I know what happens behind closed doors and I have to be here to protect my son." + }, + { + "Title": "Here on the Philippines, people say you can get taller by jumping on New Year's Eve.", + "SelfText": "I didn't believe it until I saw my brother jumped out from his chair and saw his elongated neck hanged." + }, + { + "Title": "When my wife came inside from the garden, there was dirt under her fingernails.", + "SelfText": "I guess I should have used a coffin after all. " + }, + { + "Title": "I turned off the light and ran up the stairs like I usually do.", + "SelfText": "I felt a grip around my ankle and watched as the top of the stairs grew further and further away." + }, + { + "Title": "Being an archeologist in 2934 is fun!", + "SelfText": "Recently we came upon these deep holes with yellow barrels in them and are planning to check what was left behind tomorrow." + }, + { + "Title": "There was a knock at the door", + "SelfText": "I wondered why the girl in the oven wasn\u2019t dead yet." + }, + { + "Title": "I had trouble finding the bathroom at a new coworkers home during the staff Christmas party.", + "SelfText": "Accidentally walked into his bedroom where, on the nightstand, sat a photo of me." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Delicious meals guaranteed to convert you to vegetarianism,\" the ad said.", + "SelfText": "I was chowing down hungrily until i found a tiny eyeball and a barely formed hand in one of the dumplings." + }, + { + "Title": "For years, lightly patting or scratching my arms was enough to manage my anxiety.", + "SelfText": "But after a particularly horrible day, I pulled out the electric cheese grater." + }, + { + "Title": "I grew up in a very religious household and refused to listen to my parents warnings about masturbation", + "SelfText": "Now as I write this, I can barely see the screen and the hair on my fingertips is making it hard to tpye." + }, + { + "Title": "I listened intently to ascertain the reason for my unusual mid-night awakening, staring into the unmoving darkness.", + "SelfText": "It was the shallow whisper of another's breathing that ensured I would not be returning to sleep." + }, + { + "Title": "As I stared at my drowned, lifeless body lying on the beach I came to the slow realisation that I was dead.", + "SelfText": "It was weeks though before I realised the true horror of being a ghost marooned alone on an uninhabited island." + }, + { + "Title": "she was walking barefoot in her backyard when the neighbor peeked from behind the fence and locked eyes with her, except that, the house next door has been locked for years and no one lives in it.", + "SelfText": "" + }, + { + "Title": "I'm laying in bed at home days after shoulder surgery and my sling feels a little tight on my neck.", + "SelfText": "I go to adjust it and feel it get tighter as I hear a quiet hiss come from near my head." + }, + { + "Title": "I hid from the fleshy monstrosity the librarian had created to protect us.", + "SelfText": "I tried to stay calm as it passed me, hoping it\u2019s powerful senses of smell and hearing would be hit by the librarian and his burned flesh, until I realized it could see." + }, + { + "Title": "The little girl would flinch as her mother threw insults to her,", + "SelfText": "She looked at her mother as she mouthed to her \"Look at the camera\"." + }, + { + "Title": "I loved my job on the force, being a skulldozer.", + "SelfText": "That was until I was called into duty against 4 masked clowns robbing a bank." + }, + { + "Title": "He was so badly beaten, he didn\u2019t notice that I entered the room until I was by his side.", + "SelfText": "Fortunately for me, he also hasn\u2019t noticed that I\u2019m not his nurse." + }, + { + "Title": "I laughed as my sister ran and shrieked when I turned the hosepipe onto her.", + "SelfText": "But the shrieking turned into screaming as her skin began to blister." + }, + { + "Title": "Ever since I let my dog out that night she hasn\u2019t been the same.", + "SelfText": "And now she\u2019s been smiling at me." + }, + { + "Title": "They said: \"When people die, some of them go to hell.\"", + "SelfText": "Since they told me about my father's suicide, I know some of them leave it." + }, + { + "Title": "I was watching TV", + "SelfText": "A SCARY SHOW COMES ON" + }, + { + "Title": "The sudden disappearance of all the ocean water puzzled everyone on Earth.", + "SelfText": "But what truly disturbed us was the sight of the formerly submerged ground, now uncovered, moving up and down like a breathing organism's skin." + }, + { + "Title": "I shifted nervously in my chair as I waited to meet the new boss in our building.", + "SelfText": "My body froze as I shook the hand of my grandfather whose been dead for ten years." + }, + { + "Title": "I\u2019ve always enjoyed the sweet sounds of the piano drifting from my neighbor's house, offering solace in my loneliest nights.", + "SelfText": "That comfort turned into a nightmare when I found out my neighbor had died years ago, and I was living next to an abandoned house." + }, + { + "Title": "All the demons on earth were to be exorcised at noon.", + "SelfText": "When the clock hit home, my childhood best friend grinned at me and vanished." + }, + { + "Title": "I was told the room was completely empty, so I walked in unafraid.", + "SelfText": "It was ***completely*** empty." + }, + { + "Title": "Rewinding the recording, I watched the victims alight back onto the fourteenth-story balcony and turn to face the camera, before I pressed the play button again.", + "SelfText": "\u201cOkay, TikTok, today we\u2019re doing a completely new challenge!\u201d the little boys announced, cheerfully flapping their cardboard wings." + }, + { + "Title": "The company I work for has a mole.", + "SelfText": "But yesterday, I think I heard its babies crawl into my ear." + }, + { + "Title": "There is so much lightning as if it were a photoshoot outside- I texted my friend from the neighborhood.", + "SelfText": "There is no storm outside - he texted back." + }, + { + "Title": "My daughter looked terrified, pointing to the thing in her closet behind me.", + "SelfText": "But what frightened me the most was the terrified face of the beast looking at my daughter behind me." + }, + { + "Title": "\u2018Scientists rally as global temperatures reach new low of 5 c \u00b0\u2019", + "SelfText": "Tearing that page of newspaper out, I threw it and my last log of wood on the bin fire." + }, + { + "Title": "I was really hungry so I ordered food through an app.", + "SelfText": "The taxi didn't take long to arrive." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Look at this cool mirror I found next to this tree, mommy!\" my daughter shouted at me from afar.", + "SelfText": "When I got there, I completely froze after realising that when I moved my right arm, the reflection moved its right arm as well." + }, + { + "Title": "I went pale", + "SelfText": "I begged the man to stop syphoning my blood as my consciousness slipped away." + }, + { + "Title": "Me and my husband wanted to try and spice things up a little bit.", + "SelfText": "So we installed a glory hole in our bathroom and 3 minutes into the blowjob my husband walks into the room." + }, + { + "Title": "I awoke in a haze, and a nurse near to my face said, \u201cMr. Smith, your transformation was successful and your new breasts and vagina are beautiful.\u201d", + "SelfText": "I looked down in horror at my bruised and bloodied chest and at the two gigantic tits that now reposed there, and the vagina where my dick and balls once were\u2014I was here for a prostate procedure." + }, + { + "Title": "I loved making sandcastles with dad.", + "SelfText": "It was the next day I learned mom hated that when I found the urn to be glued shut." + }, + { + "Title": "I just beat my killstreak record of 13 kills", + "SelfText": "but what's a \"multiplayer shooter game\"" + }, + { + "Title": "\"POV: Your about to commit the most devious act ever \ud83d\ude08\" the caption read on TikTok.", + "SelfText": "I starred in horror as watched the content of the video, it having shown me laying obliviously on my bed infront of the window the video had been taken from." + }, + { + "Title": "As I sit in my bunker waiting I can hear the growls of the infected.", + "SelfText": "Why did those bastards at Extran Labs have to study was to make super soldiers." + }, + { + "Title": "I know that if I piss blood, that's probably a sign I should go see a doctor.", + "SelfText": "But what am I supposed to do if it has eyes?" + }, + { + "Title": "After reading Frankenstein and seeing how intelligent the monster grows, as the scientist despises him more and more, but still fears him, I wondered.", + "SelfText": "Does God not stop us because we evolved to become as intelligent as we are?" + }, + { + "Title": "When I came back from the office she kissed me and asked me what I would like for dinner", + "SelfText": "For a split second I wondered how she could see me before I saw her lifeless body lying in the garage" + }, + { + "Title": "Felt absolute horror when I woke up with every part of my body sore and hurting with no memory of the last 72 hours.", + "SelfText": "Imagine the horror, when, thanks to hypnosis, I actually started to remember what had actually happened to me." + }, + { + "Title": "The year is 2053, so many things have changed including using human meat to feed the masses.", + "SelfText": "\"How to they even get people into the slaughter house,\" I wonder as I step into my self driving car." + }, + { + "Title": "And there I was, breathless after my first time, smiling, my heart still racing, my mind wondering what she is thinking....", + "SelfText": "but sadly, I will never know what she is thinking, she have been dead for 8 hours now, still fresh enough, i will let my soul penetrate her, bringing life into her cold body, one last time. " + }, + { + "Title": "I've done it, I saved the world", + "SelfText": "But they don't believe me, they just keep shoving me back into this white room." + }, + { + "Title": "As i watched my son make his final death wish i laughed since such a wish will never come true.", + "SelfText": "Turns out the wish has come true, now that the world is ending i realise that being omnipotent is not fit for a 12 year old child" + }, + { + "Title": "We set up a dream watching machine to see what nightmares the patient kept having.", + "SelfText": "We became alarmed when they began to step out of the screen." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Everyone Pretend to be dead\" I shouted at my family members while running", + "SelfText": "\n\nBeing the only one who watches the discovery Channel in the family I knew this will give me enough time to escape the cougars" + }, + { + "Title": "I curiously watch my 10 y/o order a pepper spray to ward off the 'bad man' he says has been visiting him lately at night.", + "SelfText": "\"The struggle makes it all the more sweet\", I chuckle to myself." + }, + { + "Title": "I write messages on a paper to make new friends...", + "SelfText": "...Why do they move out?" + }, + { + "Title": "When I checked into the motel, I noticed there no towels in the bathroom\u2026", + "SelfText": "I called the front desk and the manager, Norman Bates, said he would be right over." + }, + { + "Title": "Knocking at my front door was a mother in tears, handing out a missing persons flyer of her daughter and a police sketch of the suspect someone saw.", + "SelfText": "The nose is spot on, the glasses I wear for fun when I'm working, but I know my jawline isn't that sharp." + }, + { + "Title": "AITA for putting pesticides on my vegetable garden and not telling my neighbors?", + "SelfText": "I did give them fair warning in advance that something would happen to their kids if they didn't stop stealing." + }, + { + "Title": "My boyfriend always said he 'had that dawg in him.'", + "SelfText": "I couldn't help but think about how ironic that was as I cleaned up after my dog." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm an ethical vampire, which means that I only feed on people who truly don't deserve to live.", + "SelfText": "And I know what you did, you sick fuck." + }, + { + "Title": "The road sloped gently back and forth along gently swaying curves.", + "SelfText": "Another driver drifted peacefully to his death, and the hypnotist who designed Mercy Drive wondered how long it would take for the department of transportation to catch on and close it down." + }, + { + "Title": "this one dude who I never met came up to me and told me to come in his car", + "SelfText": "\"good thing you're not a serial killer and rapist,\" I told the man who I didn't know was a serial killer and rapist" + }, + { + "Title": "It was bad enough that my coworker pulled his pants all the way down when he used the urinal", + "SelfText": "But he also did this while peeing in the sink and holding his shirt up with his chin." + }, + { + "Title": "After a long day at work, I walked across the dimly lit parking lot to my car, and smiled at the tired reflection on the window", + "SelfText": "When I got into my car, I saw my wallet in the passenger seat, and felt a wave of relief that it was still there since I forgot to roll my windows up when I got to work this morning." + }, + { + "Title": "The men broke into my small apartment during the night.", + "SelfText": "It was only when they put me in handcuffs and I looked down at the remains of my son, that I snapped back to reality." + }, + { + "Title": "My wife tragically fell from a cliff on our hike some years ago", + "SelfText": "I received a package in the mail\u2026it was a photo of me pushing her off" + }, + { + "Title": "I have damning evidence that one of the cops in our town is crooked.", + "SelfText": "I'm taking this to the police chief and will edit this post with an update to let you all know the results. " + }, + { + "Title": "The weather was amazing when me and my friends set sail that I fell asleep on the deck.", + "SelfText": "When I woke up all alone and no longer able to see land." + }, + { + "Title": "There are 2 ferrets.", + "SelfText": "Living in my urinal tract." + }, + { + "Title": "I was enjoying the show at the theater tonight", + "SelfText": "\"Now theres one in the spotlight, he dont like right to me\" Says the host as I am pinned against a wall." + }, + { + "Title": "She crouched against her front door, silver knife in white knuckles, drowning out slurred threats from an intimate stranger.", + "SelfText": "Her weary eyes rested on his urn perched atop the fireplace, that golden panopticon." + }, + { + "Title": "It\u2019s a good thing I learn from my mistakes", + "SelfText": "Not so good for my patients though" + }, + { + "Title": "She always hated the way her husband breathed down her neck in his sleep and tonight it was no different.", + "SelfText": "Then she remembered that he passed away in a car crash several years ago." + }, + { + "Title": "I was laying in bed having a beautiful trip on 5g of mushrooms", + "SelfText": "When I heard the kitchen window shatter and deep voices hushing each other" + }, + { + "Title": "\"Silver will expose their true form,\" I said, to the other people at the table.", + "SelfText": "\"As you can see from the test results, prolonged exposure to silver dust causes the shapeshifters' skin to turn blue!\" " + }, + { + "Title": "I watch my son excitedly unwrap his present from his auntie.", + "SelfText": "His terrified look at the gift in the box followed by him holding up the lifeless body of my sister's cat will forever haunt me." + }, + { + "Title": "The US has finally declared a War on Poverty.", + "SelfText": "The execution of every poor person begins tomorrow." + }, + { + "Title": "I cowered in fear as I helplessly watched my brother get attacked by the monster.", + "SelfText": "When they finally arrived home, my parents fervently denied this telling me \"The babysitter wouldn't do that\"." + }, + { + "Title": "After only a few generations of breeding, rearing livestock had just lost its charm.", + "SelfText": "Hearing the animals shriek out and protest in their primitive languages had always been the best part of the job, made the meat taste better too, what a shame." + }, + { + "Title": "I awoke to the sound of my wife talking to our newborn.", + "SelfText": "It's been 6 years since her stillbirth." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Weird,\" I thought as I watched my neighbor bring more grocery bags than usual into his house.", + "SelfText": "As he dropped the tampons, I wondered why he needed them if he lived there alone? " + }, + { + "Title": "\"Thank you for your order, and enjoy your meal, Ma'am\", says the nice girl at the drive-thru and smiles at me when she hands over the change and the bag.", + "SelfText": "A shrill, inhuman scream emits from the top of my lungs when I open the bag and the cold dead eyes from the severed head stare at me." + }, + { + "Title": "We recently went on vacation for 5 days but sadly couldn\u2019t find someone that would take care of our house during that time, at least my husband promised to check our security cam at the front door via livestream on his phone occasionally, just in case.", + "SelfText": "It was the 3rd day of our vacation, when we checked the livestream and saw someone knocking on the door of our house: \u201ehey, open up, I can see that you\u2019re home\u201c." + }, + { + "Title": "Never had I thought my first photo taken in a new phone my wife bought for me would be a photo of my wife\u2019s murderer taken while I\u2019m hiding in the closet.", + "SelfText": "And never had I thought this would be how I find out my wife bought the phone in Japan." + }, + { + "Title": "I shot my assailant in the back, surprised my bruised and battered body could lift the gun.", + "SelfText": "I looked closely at the car and saw a child run out, trying to get him to wake up, causing me to grin as I lost consciousness." + }, + { + "Title": "ULPT: Always keep your eyes out for homeless people welfare shelters.", + "SelfText": "You can make out a list of people who won't be missed if went missing." + }, + { + "Title": "I imagined what it would be like to feel her last breath against my neck as I slipped the knife through her ribs.", + "SelfText": "But I wasn't expecting her to bite me." + }, + { + "Title": "I thought my life was over after failing school so many times.", + "SelfText": "But then, I realized it wasn't mine that had to end." + }, + { + "Title": "The sub relaxed slightly, a bit surprised that her dom had agreed to insert the slimmer of the two butt plugs.", + "SelfText": "She heard an unexpected whirring sound as he walked in front of her...and was this thing inside her expanding?" + }, + { + "Title": "\"beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they said.\"", + "SelfText": "My self-esteem hasn't improved since I took hers for my own, though" + }, + { + "Title": "Your biggest regrets are the things you never did.", + "SelfText": "I never did learn how to dispose of a body." + }, + { + "Title": "my local mcdolands is hiring", + "SelfText": "my exatment rolled away after i was hired why the \"beff\" was so odd" + }, + { + "Title": "I gently squeezed the trigger, whispering \"my turn, asshole.\"", + "SelfText": "My triumphant smirk faded when, moments later, I heard a frantic radio transmission about a man down and an enemy sniper in the area." + }, + { + "Title": "Honey, I shrunk the kids.", + "SelfText": "\u201cStop doing this Wayne\u2026\u201d she said in a quiet trembling voice. \u201cI still want a divorce.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "As my bloodstained crew stares down at me, I realize one last thing.", + "SelfText": "Earned respect grants you a harpoon by your side, while demanded respect leaves you with naught but a harpoon in your side." + }, + { + "Title": "I was in my cabin while snowed in until I heard a slow repetitive tapping at the window.", + "SelfText": "I went to the window and gasped in horror as I saw the red fleshy monster had carved its way through the snow and pressed its body against the window: It was the Icelandic Starer" + }, + { + "Title": "There was a long queue for the blood donation centre when I arrived today.", + "SelfText": "It's been two hours now and I'm next in line, but I haven't seen anyone come back out yet." + }, + { + "Title": "As the surgeons prepared to work on my broken, bloodied body, all I thought to myself was...", + "SelfText": "Guess I should've been more careful trying to light that firework." + }, + { + "Title": "\"After getting out of the hospital with localized amnesia i was surprised how important and helpful my husband is, how could i forget him?\"", + "SelfText": "\"But sister, you live alone.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "I travelled back to gift the lookout a copy of the short story \u201cFutility\u201d.", + "SelfText": "Unfortunately, he decided to do some late night reading that Sunday." + }, + { + "Title": "I was glad to finally have a seat on the bus.", + "SelfText": "The seat was made out of knives" + }, + { + "Title": "Funny how any post here could potentially be the bearer of a real story, hidden among these other posts.", + "SelfText": "Do not go outside at 12 AM next Tuesday, or you will find out why this post exists." + }, + { + "Title": "Why does it taste like sweet chicken?", + "SelfText": "I wanted a *long* pork!" + }, + { + "Title": "my therapist told me im delusional", + "SelfText": "i told her \u201cthe big booty bandit is right behind you\u201d but it was too late, as she already heard the signature clap of his big booty cheeks\u2026." + }, + { + "Title": "I was getting down and dirty with my buddy out in public when he started moaning \"Bussss....Bus...\"", + "SelfText": "I smiled, for I thought he was bout to cum, before we were both crushed against the wall by a bus." + }, + { + "Title": "My 8 year old always says the darndest things", + "SelfText": "This morning he told me about a faceless man in a tuxedo." + }, + { + "Title": "I wanted to live to at least 80, but I guess that wasn\u2019t my destiny.", + "SelfText": "Oh well, at least i can still type with these rotting fingers." + }, + { + "Title": "I went to the hospital because my friend the grape was undergoing surgery.", + "SelfText": "I did not realize that he was receiving Evil Surgery." + }, + { + "Title": "We were watching a scene, we saw someone breaking into a house.", + "SelfText": "The bad feeling in my stomach got worse and worse as our security cam didn\u2019t record someone leaving our house..." + }, + { + "Title": "I lived 93 years adhering to the principles of my faith, believing in the reward that was promised to me once my soul was released from this earthly vessel.", + "SelfText": "But I don't know how long I've been wandering in this darkness, searching for the light so I can meet my Creator." + }, + { + "Title": "My glucometer read 785 and in a panic I dosed appropriately.", + "SelfText": "Several minutes later I felt progressively dizzy and weak, I struggled to get my meter and realized I held it upside down before and it read 58L." + }, + { + "Title": "This sunrise wasn't like anything I had seen before", + "SelfText": "then sonic.exe killed me" + }, + { + "Title": "We huddled in the room, the killer just outside.", + "SelfText": "We remembered that everyone who entered this house died as the sound of heavy boots on wood filled the room." + }, + { + "Title": "My family didn't want to learn how to whistle in their hands even though it would come in handy if we got lost while camping.", + "SelfText": "Turns out when I got lost and I did so, I heard a whistle back." + }, + { + "Title": "I peeled away the pretty wrapper, my mouth watering.", + "SelfText": "\"Would you stop screaming,\" I mumbled as I cast aside the sheet of skin." + }, + { + "Title": "I remember when I was a child, I was traveling in a car at night looking out the window, the moon followed me everywhere.", + "SelfText": "It's 9 AM, but it's still following me." + }, + { + "Title": "The first moment alone after finding out my grandma died, I hugged the stuffed bear that grandma had once told me she'd loved since she was little.", + "SelfText": "I was crying, and Mr. Teddy's eyes were wet too, but he was still smiling." + }, + { + "Title": "I was pretty confused when I found a camera in my bathroom.", + "SelfText": "Then I started to find cameras all over town and started to notice that everyone was acting really weird, especially my family and friends." + }, + { + "Title": "As the inventor of the first successful Time Machine, I can assure that those things you now call \u201cUFOs\u201d are not full of extraterrestrials.", + "SelfText": "Those crafts contain humans attempting to prevent the future destruction of Earth, and despite creating multiple timelines the outcome is always mass extinction." + }, + { + "Title": "My kid woke up early and walked in on me while I was watching some, uh, private videos I made.", + "SelfText": "It was my fault for not locking my bedroom door but he wouldn't stop crying and the little idiot even threatened to go to the police, as though he somehow believed I wouldn't bring myself to snuff him too.." + }, + { + "Title": "When his eyes lit up, I knew the 23 and me kit was the perfect gift for my dad.", + "SelfText": "My mom must have gotten him the same thing, seeing how pale she just turned." + }, + { + "Title": "Right before I went to bed, I has decided to read a book at around 10:48 PM.", + "SelfText": "As I kept on reading, I realized it was a detailed biography of my life, and that I was going to die at 10:49 PM this same night." + }, + { + "Title": "What\u2019s red and bad for your teeth?", + "SelfText": "The sandpaper I just ground your fingernail off with - it\u2019s pretty bloody, but I think it still has enough grit to use on those pearly whites." + }, + { + "Title": "Before the trial, I catch my younger sister's tormentor in the bathroom, and I unleash my wrath with a furious punch.", + "SelfText": "The mirror shatters, and I cut my hand." + }, + { + "Title": "I caught her cheating for the fifth time so I cut her up while she screamed that she loved me, and then I buried her in the forest behind the house.", + "SelfText": "When my Dad got back home from deployment, I sobbed and told him that mom had got into a car with another man and left us." + }, + { + "Title": "I followed the trail of blood up my driveway, getting chills when it led me to my front door.", + "SelfText": "I could've sworn I dragged the body out the back." + }, + { + "Title": "I gasped in horror as the prisoner guard lectured us", + "SelfText": "What\u2019s even worse is when he said \u201cand, there\u2019s no multiple choice. Show your work\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "The distraught woman sobbed as she watched the dashcam footage of her husband's and child's fatal accident.", + "SelfText": "Those sobs turned to seething screams of rage as she realized her husband never attempted to brake before driving full speed over the guardrail. " + }, + { + "Title": "We never saw scarecrows in the fields again", + "SelfText": "The crows were the last birds to go extinct" + }, + { + "Title": "she didn\u2019t realize what she was looking at", + "SelfText": "that was until she realized it was the peepee man" + }, + { + "Title": "I would never do kil", + "SelfText": "But he kil" + }, + { + "Title": "She was crying as I cuffed her wrists to the bed's cast iron headboard.", + "SelfText": "She still was when I went in the kitchen to grab the legs." + }, + { + "Title": "As the surgeons prepared to work on my broken, bloodied body, all I thought to myself was...", + "SelfText": "Guess I should've been more careful trying to light that firework." + }, + { + "Title": "AITA for kicking my parents out?", + "SelfText": "The bunker was getting cramped and we were running out of food." + }, + { + "Title": "The motion light turned on, but there was nothing there that I could see.", + "SelfText": "It turned itself off, but the motion light turned on again but there was nothing there that I could see." + }, + { + "Title": "My son never cried, he was a peaceful sleeper and he was the most perfect baby alive", + "SelfText": "Except\u2026he wasn\u2019t alive" + }, + { + "Title": "\"But... Mommy, you said I was Superman.\"", + "SelfText": "Staring up at the 3rd floor window, the little boy was simultaneously wondering why it didn't work and realized he couldn't feel anything while his mommy kept screaming." + }, + { + "Title": "I grabbed the hand of my lover in a deep dark cave", + "SelfText": "Only to find corpses lined side by side and I was holding one of their hands" + }, + { + "Title": "Buses can't drive themselves, said my mom", + "SelfText": "Yeah? Then why is that it bus with no driver kidnap timmy" + }, + { + "Title": "We were taught to hate their dark green uniforms and paint them red with our bullets.", + "SelfText": "When we all met on the other side, there were no green, no red, no uniforms, only gray souls hovering over a gray battlefield in eternal agony." + }, + { + "Title": "We received a distress signal from Base 9 and a team was dispatched to check it out.", + "SelfText": "That's when we realized there were only ever 8 bases." + }, + { + "Title": "Everytime it gets dark out, I get really, really nervous.", + "SelfText": "It's not the the darkness per say, but rather the thing that seems to hunt me down in it." + }, + { + "Title": "They said space debris could become a real problem for my generation.", + "SelfText": "Today the sun set for the last time." + }, + { + "Title": "I once again saw two indiscernible figures in my darkened bathroom mirror.", + "SelfText": "I let out an agonized scream as they chanted my name for a third time and a thick, warm substance began to pour from my eyes." + }, + { + "Title": "I\u2019ve stayed awake for days, not because I wasn\u2019t tired.", + "SelfText": "But the last dream I had with something unknown telling me that if I ever fall asleep again, I will endure a nightmare that I won\u2019t be able to wake up from forever." + }, + { + "Title": "I witnessed an alternate timeline where my mother never had any children.", + "SelfText": "It was also the one where she didn't take her own life." + }, + { + "Title": "[FEB 27 10:30pm] Audio transmission from the Area 51 mortuary.", + "SelfText": "*STATIC* who ever the past CIA chief was ,he doesn't have human anatomy and the aliens signals\u2013*large explosion*" + }, + { + "Title": "One time a man approached me on the street and asked for my number, which I politely declined.", + "SelfText": "\u201cYou\u2019re lucky we\u2019re in public right now.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "I was surprised with tickets to my favorite celebrity\u2019s concert with backstage passes.", + "SelfText": "Finally I can be the one to end her life, I couldn\u2019t bare to see anyone or anything else to do it for me." + }, + { + "Title": "I've sky dived so many times in the past to the point it's real relaxing to do when I feel stressed", + "SelfText": "This time I felt so relaxed I dozed off, unaware of the ground getting bigger" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cThose who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety\" - Benjamin Franklin", + "SelfText": "But now that you've taken all my safety to give yourself more freedom, somehow I find that I have neither." + }, + { + "Title": "The look on my crew\u2019s faces as we beheld the the glittering treasure hoard alongside shimmering diamonds coating the cave walls was one of pure wonder akin to the cavern\u2019s name.", + "SelfText": "Suddenly a great shadow was cast over one of us, and wonder turned to terror as a titanic serpent slithered out from a pile of treasure with a hungry rage in it\u2019s eyes." + }, + { + "Title": "The captain\u2019s screams heralded his mutiny as the cockpit door crashed under the force of the food cart.", + "SelfText": "For it was within that black sea, at 47\u00b09\u2032S 126\u00b043\u2032W, that the voice announced to the passengers that they were approaching their final layover." + }, + { + "Title": "Years ago I optimistically looked up the path into a bright future", + "SelfText": "I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere, because now it's dark and twisted\r and talking to people only gets me weird looks" + }, + { + "Title": "\"Here's the bag and rope you needed, but I have a question what do you need it for?\" the cashier said \"the rope is for me and the bag is for my daughter\"", + "SelfText": "When I told him that he his face turned into a consurned face and when I told him I'll take another bag just for you he reached for his phone" + }, + { + "Title": "The night was cloaked in an eerie silence as the serial killer's footsteps echoed through the empty hallway, each step bringing them closer to their unsuspecting prey.", + "SelfText": "With a chilling smile, they tightened their grip on the knife, relishing in the anticipation of the hunt." + }, + { + "Title": "He woke up confused, in the dark, looking around for the light.", + "SelfText": "I stood silently there, smiling, holding his eyes in the palm of my hand." + }, + { + "Title": "Local news; A university experiment to resurrect a dead man succeeded, and local police officer John Fillers was brought back to live.", + "SelfText": "Obituary; Officer John Fillers, age 43, commited suicide via disembowelment using a bone saw at the University' biology department." + }, + { + "Title": "My sister 'borrowed' my colorimg pencils without asking, so I took her favorite pen.", + "SelfText": "No idea why she likes it when it can't even write." + }, + { + "Title": "Temperatures flaring to 85 degrees today.", + "SelfText": "Glumly I turned off BBC news." + }, + { + "Title": "When I opened the door, I saw her for the first time in a long time", + "SelfText": "She was still rotting in my basement like she was 2 years ago" + }, + { + "Title": "Mom always told me \u201c\u00a1Cuidado con el chupacabra!\u201d", + "SelfText": "Now i can remember how I couldn\u2019t find my brother in hide and seek on the farm." + }, + { + "Title": "I know I'm not perfect, but I hope the person piloting me knows I'm trying my best.", + "SelfText": "After all, why else would the ladder disappear if they didn't want me to swim until I learn how it's done?" + }, + { + "Title": "There was no one else in the world who knew me like he did, no one else who could tell me things about myself that even I had forgotten.", + "SelfText": "The trouble is that I just woke up in his cellar, and I've never seen this man before in my life." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cBREAKING: After 145 consecutive record-setting days, this day marks the first in five months to drop in global average temperature.\u201d", + "SelfText": "\u201cClimate experts have theorized that the deaths of up to 4 billion people and extinction of over 57 percent of animal species are major factors contributing to the decline of greenhouse gas emissions.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "With my hands finally freed, I ripped off the blindfold just as my assaulters vanished through the back door.", + "SelfText": "Blaring sirens soon celebrated the arrival of responding officers, who rushed through my door, somehow already knowing the security code." + }, + { + "Title": "I made sure to bind our souls for all eternity.", + "SelfText": "As I'm on my fourth life, I ask myself how I could not have known how abusive my person is." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Oh Lord, what are you doing?\" Raphael asked", + "SelfText": "\"Nothing special, just randomly assigning cancer to children.\" Yahweh replied dispassionately" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cBet you can\u2019t catch me!\u201d the children laughed as they gleefully scampered away.", + "SelfText": "\u201cTen seconds,\u201d I said, smiling as I immediately jumped into the car and readied my foot at the pedal." + }, + { + "Title": "I ran into the vault just barely making it in as the door began to close.", + "SelfText": "Only for the door to stay open as I felt the firey blast disintegrating every atom in my body." + }, + { + "Title": "As i lay gasping for air, i realize it's a dream and try to wake up.", + "SelfText": "When i wake up, i see my ex sitting on top of me with his hands around my throat." + }, + { + "Title": "Me and my friend were just taking our usual stroll through Central Park as we usually would do.", + "SelfText": "I was still quite surprised he hadn\u2019t noticed the multiple stab wound i had just put in his back." + }, + { + "Title": "I didn\u2019t think twice when my lunch was crunchy.", + "SelfText": "But then I remembered I had only packed applesauce and cheese" + }, + { + "Title": "Today is day 10960.", + "SelfText": "I find myself no closer to my goals then day one." + }, + { + "Title": "I worked tirelessly through the night laying the lethal minefield.", + "SelfText": "I can\u2019t wait for the Varsity teams to run out onto the pitch and witness the ultimate prank." + }, + { + "Title": "I looked down at where my leg used to be.", + "SelfText": "Well, at least the dogs might survive the blizzard." + }, + { + "Title": "In the dead of night, a bloodcurdling howl echoed through the dense forest, sending shivers down the spines of those unfortunate enough to hear it.", + "SelfText": " As the moonlight pierced through the canopy, a pair of glowing yellow eyes revealed a monstrous beast, hungry for its next victim." + }, + { + "Title": "Even though he protested at the time, he later thanked me for cutting his leg off and preventing the spread of the zombie bite's infection.", + "SelfText": "I didn't even know he was bitten." + }, + { + "Title": "As a little joke, I told my cab driver to just take me home without giving an address.", + "SelfText": "My blood ran cold when he locked the doors and began driving towards my house." + }, + { + "Title": "We mapped the great Mayan temples,the pyramids ,everything.", + "SelfText": "The only thing we found common in all these inscriptions in the temples told about a plague that will wipe\u2014" + }, + { + "Title": "After traveling from the year 1998 to the year 2028, I found the FBI\u2019s list of most wanted fugitives rather confusing.", + "SelfText": "They\u2019ve added each fugitive\u2019s motive as an additional descriptor, but I have no idea what \u201cclout\u201d means or why it\u2019s so common." + }, + { + "Title": "I didn\u2019t mind the loud, joyous screams from the kids playing, throwing rocks and sticks.", + "SelfText": "I was, however, a bit disturbed by the puppy\u2019s tormented cries." + }, + { + "Title": "My daughter told me there was someone up the attic steps.", + "SelfText": "I checked and found nothing, but when I called back down to her, all I heard was my daughter's fading screams." + }, + { + "Title": "In the year 2120, when the human-AI population has gone rogue, the military decided to do a crackdown and kill them all on sight.", + "SelfText": "I didn\u2019t even have a second to explain that my deformed hands were due to a birth defect." + }, + { + "Title": "My friend was sobbing when she told me her son was pushed off the playground at school", + "SelfText": "I thought she was being melodramatic until I remembered the school was on a cliff" + }, + { + "Title": "Don\u2019t worry guys, whatever problem you\u2019re facing, remember that you\u2019re not alone!", + "SelfText": "Look behind you, that\u2019s all the proof you need! :)" + }, + { + "Title": "After searching in the woods for 3 weeks I finally found the body of the missing child", + "SelfText": "I\u2019m so glad I was alone at the moment because I knew exactly how to hide it better." + }, + { + "Title": "After much forethought, we decided to get a puppy to grow up with our new born.", + "SelfText": "It took 6 months to realize that we got the wrong puppy." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Let's always come here to celebrate your town's fiesta!\"", + "SelfText": "she happily exlaimed while enthusiastically squeezing calamansi juice on her pansit. \n\n\nHer wide happy eyes turned into those of shock though, when human bits started to show up in her dish." + }, + { + "Title": "Desperately, frantically he search what remained of his home, able to hear their screams for help", + "SelfText": "\"Today I observed the patient appear to dig threw rubble for a perceived family, this combination shows promise\"" + }, + { + "Title": "There exists a place, a resort if you will, where all one must do is think the slightest thought and \"poof,\" they're there.", + "SelfText": "What we don't tell you, is that you don't die, and life for you and your loved ones is slowly turned into a horrifying nightmare, until from utter and complete madness, your brain implodes." + }, + { + "Title": "Please turn off your bluetooth.", + "SelfText": "The President then explained how we now know it was responsible for rising cancer rates across the globe." + }, + { + "Title": "It's easy to get lost in this school", + "SelfText": "Which is why I thought they wouldn't find the bomb" + }, + { + "Title": "I drank the tap water all the time as a kid.", + "SelfText": "I\u2019m just waiting for the cancer to set in." + }, + { + "Title": "The teacher said it was okay and not all wrong things ends up with a disaster", + "SelfText": "She gave a sign to a big man behind me and he slammed big hammer in my head, it was all in pieces and blood" + }, + { + "Title": "My husband loves to join me in the shower, without invitation, every chance he gets.", + "SelfText": "So when I heard the bathroom door open and saw a hand reach through the shower curtain, I wouldnt have thought anything of it if my husband had been home." + }, + { + "Title": "The advertisement read: Runs well, cheap to maintain, serviced regularly, happily used for years.", + "SelfText": "So why the fuck is she crying in the photo?" + }, + { + "Title": "There are rules here", + "SelfText": "Good Luck" + }, + { + "Title": "u asked my waiter what the strangely textured meat was in my entr\u00e9e", + "SelfText": "he told me the chefs put their heart into their work." + }, + { + "Title": "My mom always insists I hug my dad when I come back home from college", + "SelfText": "The worst part is feeling his maggot infested flesh rub against mine, but she still won\u2019t bury the body." + }, + { + "Title": "I stroked his face with care assuring him this was not my first time", + "SelfText": "A tear fell down his cheek assuring me the Rocuronium had taken effect, so I took the gag out of his mouth and made the first incision into his chest." + }, + { + "Title": "After shooting my wife and her lover in the head when I caught them together", + "SelfText": "He survived it, but I stopped seeing him once I started talking my medications again." + }, + { + "Title": "They removed my story because it wasn\u2019t \u201cinherently horrifying\u201d", + "SelfText": "One day this will be one sentence horror" + }, + { + "Title": "My family has always been toxic, so I finally decided to cut them off.", + "SelfText": "Although now I have to carry all this climbing equipment back by myself." + }, + { + "Title": "An employee of mine came to my office today and asked to leave early claiming his mother will most likely die today, and being a reasonable boss I decided to let him take the rest of the day.", + "SelfText": "As I stopped at the store after work to pick up milk, I watched in horror as he carted a shovel, garbage bags and tarp out of the store." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up to the smell of rotten eggs.", + "SelfText": "I hurriedly stood up and turned on the lights." + }, + { + "Title": "I felt the searing, indescribable agony as the knife cut deep into my flesh, cutting through my organs.", + "SelfText": "The surgeons were none the wiser as I appeared to be soundly sleeping." + }, + { + "Title": "I went to play football", + "SelfText": "There was no foot only ball...." + }, + { + "Title": "After my only daughter was brutally killed, I spent every waking hour of my life researching a way to resurrect someone", + "SelfText": "They say revenge is not worth it, I disagree, and so does my daughter, every. single. day." + }, + { + "Title": "I cried out in panic after I woke up and looked through the thermal baby camera at an empty crib.", + "SelfText": "I knew true horror when I realized it wasn't empty at all." + }, + { + "Title": "Today my parents told me that I was born a twin.", + "SelfText": "I was overcome with emotion at this realization but then fear struck me when I found out that he was being brought home now and that I would take his place at the institution." + }, + { + "Title": "A few hours after eating dinner at the very popular restaurant, my family and I came down with severe food poisoning.", + "SelfText": "After recovering, we were watching the news and found out that we were actually the lucky ones..." + }, + { + "Title": "In this heatwave you should stay in shade and avoid excessive physical activity", + "SelfText": "If you can smell your own body they can smell it too" + }, + { + "Title": "A few hours before my mother died I gave her a voodoo doll with my essence in it.", + "SelfText": "Today I felt a hug and turned around to see my mother." + }, + { + "Title": "Her fixation with symmetry led her to meticulously redecorate her entire house and then to undergo numerous plastic surgeries to correct invisible flaws, but I never thought it would get this bad.", + "SelfText": "After I lost a finger in that accident she insisted on \u201crebalancing\u201d me, but she never seems to think what\u2019s left of my hands are perfectly matched yet." + }, + { + "Title": "I was riding in a plane with my burger King crown on", + "SelfText": "But then a woman kneed me in the stomach" + }, + { + "Title": "I smiled brightly as I watched the little boy open his gifts from the window.", + "SelfText": "Afterall, I don't want to ruin his birthday by telling him about the horrifying monster that is charging towards him from behind." + }, + { + "Title": "When he invited me to his palacio for dinner, I was obviously nervous, but tucked my tallit securely into my capote and approached the doorway with caution.", + "SelfText": "When the portero opened the door, I peered inside and hung my head in defeated horror as mi amigo shouted, \u201cNobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "I returned from my bathroom break to find the cockpit door locked, so I knocked and asked my copilot to let me back inside.", + "SelfText": "I was met with an eerie silence before the plane pitched violently forward, beginning a rapid descent through the clouds." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Hey Steve, take over for me while I use the bathroom, will ya?\"", + "SelfText": "Once the captain left the cockpit, I locked the door, turned off the autopilot, and settled in for the descent." + }, + { + "Title": "I was making ramen late one night", + "SelfText": "\u201cCan I have a bite?\u201d said the Ramen Spider" + }, + { + "Title": "\"For my first wish,\" I proclaimed to the djinn \"I wish to be sent back in time to just before I made a decision I ended up regretting.\"", + "SelfText": "The genie simply responded \"Done,\" and with the snap of his fingers, and a flash of light, he continued \"I am the genie of the Lamp...\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Passing my neighbor\u2019s apartment, I briefly heard a foreign language intertwined with TV static, followed by panicked murmurs and shushing.", + "SelfText": "Late into the night, when the secret police dragged him and his wife out of their home, I took solace in knowing that my daughter would get assigned to a good workplace." + }, + { + "Title": "They've got me on a new drug for the duration of my sentence, something meant to prevent the formation of traumatic memories in prisoners.", + "SelfText": "I wake up crying most days, but I don't know what they're doing to me, or why." + }, + { + "Title": "The life expectancy of humans seems to increase more and more as time goes on.", + "SelfText": "The average human lives 32767 years now, but everyone is worried, that every pregnant woman seems to miscarry all of the sudden." + }, + { + "Title": "Mere steps from escape, I looked back at my wife", + "SelfText": "And for a brief moment I saw the familiar love in her eyes." + }, + { + "Title": "The romantic evening I had planned for the two of us got ruined when Jack left me at the movies in a state of panic.", + "SelfText": "I just wanted to have a lovely candle light dinner with him and watch the full moon above us." + }, + { + "Title": "The radio just broadcasted that the vampire attacks have begun", + "SelfText": "It's gonna be a long winter, I murmured to myself in my Arctic house" + }, + { + "Title": "Annoyed, sleep-deprived and late, I rushed to leave.", + "SelfText": "It wasn't until I heard a \"thud\" that I realised my toddler wasn't in the car seat." + }, + { + "Title": "As the full moon bathed the graveyard in an ethereal glow, the vampire licked his lips, anticipating his next feast.", + "SelfText": " Little did he know that lurking in the shadows was a bloodthirsty werewolf, ready to unleash its primal hunger upon him." + }, + { + "Title": "I held back tears after firing the gun, watching my sons body fall to the ground.", + "SelfText": "I turned the gun to myself and the only thing worse than hearing the click of the empty chamber, was realizing I could no longer hear the scratching and moaning from the other side of the door." + }, + { + "Title": "Bound in chains I struggled to get free", + "SelfText": "As the moon shone through the break in the clouds, even these could not hold back the animal within" + }, + { + "Title": "I panicked as I woke to the sound of the basement window breaking.", + "SelfText": "They\u2019re escaping." + }, + { + "Title": "After I was stabbed and left in a coma, my biggest worry was who would take care of my son.", + "SelfText": "I could stop him adding to the body count, if I could just wake up." + }, + { + "Title": "For the last few months, I\u2019ve dreamt of the smiling man in the corner of my room.", + "SelfText": "Today he finally spoke and said, \u2018soon\u2019." + }, + { + "Title": "I thought it was a good idea to take a bath with my girlfriend", + "SelfText": "I was shocked to see her toaster parts as she lowered into the water" + }, + { + "Title": "It knock on the door", + "SelfText": "I open and Obama skinned me alive" + }, + { + "Title": "I excitedly teleported to my arranged vacation in Tahiti.", + "SelfText": "I am now going to die of dehydration in a scammer's holding cell since my family can't afford the ransom." + }, + { + "Title": "As my date and I arrived in my bedroom, I excitedly turned to the mirror to fix my hair.", + "SelfText": "In the mirror I saw only my own reflection, alone in the dark room." + }, + { + "Title": "We couldn't keep any of our pets alive for more than two weeks", + "SelfText": "But it was good training for our little baby alice" + }, + { + "Title": "Today, the thermometer registered 28 degrees Celsius.", + "SelfText": "Who would've guessed the coldest temperature Eastern Europe has seen this winter would be in February." + }, + { + "Title": "I got up this morning and just did 9 holes.", + "SelfText": "Progress on creating a zombie slave is near complete." + }, + { + "Title": "Like the dewy mist of summer sunrise, echos of distanced praise for a name I had almost forgotten hang in the air, as I rest stiff and cold, dolled up in a face full of make up.", + "SelfText": "I regret not using a gun." + }, + { + "Title": "After i eaten meat from my local supermarket i left them 3 stars", + "SelfText": "they should remove my wife ring before they pack it" + }, + { + "Title": "I've always looked a lot lighter than I am, so I can't really blame the operator for what happened.", + "SelfText": "How was she supposed to know how far above the roller coaster's weight limit I was?" + }, + { + "Title": "Having second thoughts, I pulled the gun muzzle out of my mouth.", + "SelfText": "\u201cDo it u fkg coward\u201d and a flurry of other likeminded messages on my livestream encouraged me to put it back in again." + }, + { + "Title": "I went to the movies to watch fnaf movie", + "SelfText": "but it was too late that i realised it was faf movie! \ud83e\udd2f" + }, + { + "Title": "My parents told the police they couldn't identify the body found near the lake", + "SelfText": "It was surprising because i was wearing my favorite pajamas." + }, + { + "Title": "\"The Count was rich and powerful, a perfect marriage candidate for a woman like myself!\", I thought...", + "SelfText": "\"One nail! HA HA HA, Two nails! HA HA HA...\", he mocked as he tortured me in his dungeon." + }, + { + "Title": "As I climb up the passenger's seat, I laugh and try to hold as much of my wedding dress in my hands so my groom's friends can fit in the car too.", + "SelfText": "I should have spent more time with him and his buddies because now I can't seem to recognize any of them and neither the route they are taking." + }, + { + "Title": "I left our hiding places, desperate for nourishment knowing that soon my partner will give birth", + "SelfText": "Thankfully we can feed while the giants sleep in their beds." + }, + { + "Title": "As i was walking down the street, a woman approached me and told the man besides her that i was her friend, i immediately knew she was in danger.", + "SelfText": "\"Nope. Not her friend.\" I said, while the man's smile becomes more aggressive after he figured out what she was doing." + }, + { + "Title": "Infuriated, the soldier stopped the interrogation, called a translator and asked him \"He doesn't answer any of my questions and has only been mumbling for hours, what is he talking about??\"", + "SelfText": "The translator's eyes widened and he mumbled, \"Fo... four, three, two, o...\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Tonight on the menu: tripes cooked in wine and herbs with a side of white beans and greens.", + "SelfText": "But how am I supposed to digest anything now?" + }, + { + "Title": "I love camping, I get to relax and enjoy nature while staring at the night sky.", + "SelfText": "I don't know if it's just me, but does that one star seem bigger and brighter than last night?" + }, + { + "Title": "I dreamed that the floors and walls are absolutely drenched in blood.", + "SelfText": "I awakened with vigor, that this will be one dream that I will make come true." + }, + { + "Title": "My first time seeing the northern lights was quite an experience.", + "SelfText": "Until the waves of energy formed a blood red sphere that landed ten feet in front of me." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cOver 100,000 people will inevitably die this year, and unfortunately there is nothing we can do to help.", + "SelfText": "Insulin sales have the best margins and I\u2019m not risking my job by cutting the prices, sorry.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "I read a article about a man who died legally for 2 minutes and apparently saw his dead wife and children on the other side before he was resuscitated.", + "SelfText": "I'm really hoping he told the truth, because when it happened to me last week, I saw nothing." + }, + { + "Title": "After weeks of practice, I can finally hold my breathe under water!", + "SelfText": "I never knew the view would be so dark and hazy." + }, + { + "Title": "My 3 year old loves soda and I just recently introduced him to Mountain Dew.", + "SelfText": "Then I found the empty antifreeze bottle on the floor." + }, + { + "Title": "Did she love you more than I did?", + "SelfText": "I whispered to my lifeless son hanging from the ceiling." + }, + { + "Title": "I yanked his torso closer to mine, kissing him hard as if this would be the last time.", + "SelfText": "\nFor him, at least, as I plunged the knife deep into his abdomen; \u201cIf I can\u2019t have you, nobody can.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "My date said she wanted me to come over to her house for dinner and I happily agrees, later showing up eager and hungry for a meal.", + "SelfText": "I now watch in horror as my date's jaw unhinges abnormally open before me like a snake, and slowly realized what she truly meant." + }, + { + "Title": "Sitting at family dinner mum slapped my hand and said \"stop playing with your food!\"", + "SelfText": "I used my fork to pierce a stray piece of rice and griped \"but they keep moving,\"" + }, + { + "Title": "I was glad that I got the house to myself when my family went on a trip without me", + "SelfText": "But why do I still see my sister peeking into my door in the night then?" + }, + { + "Title": "When the first aliens arrived to Earth, many were delighted when they resembled the common Bovine.", + "SelfText": "They also tasted very similar. " + }, + { + "Title": "As the dust and debris settled, the solo hiker was finally able to glance at her surroundings, 10 metres down in the abandoned mineshaft into which she had fallen.", + "SelfText": "At the same time that the pain from her mangled legs finally hit her, her eyes accustomed to the dimness and she was able to make out the dozens of carcasses of animals that had fallen and succumbed before her \u2013 and she screamed. " + }, + { + "Title": "As my dad was looking through the scope I whispered to him, \"Fire.\"", + "SelfText": "I shouldn't have been standing behind him." + }, + { + "Title": "New advancements in AI allow them to be trained using human brain waves, so that they think, feel, and behave more realistically than ever.", + "SelfText": "Within a year, this technology is set to revolutionize the sex robot industry!" + }, + { + "Title": "The battle was won, the nazis gladly placing their flag in the ground.", + "SelfText": "This excitement was short-lived, when screams of joy turned into horror and pain, as the fallen soldiers began eating everyone." + }, + { + "Title": "My coworker told me he was \"cracking open a cold one\" before he heads home.", + "SelfText": "As I waved and wish him a good weekend, I walked out of the morgue." + }, + { + "Title": "Day 4 of my solo camping trip and I still haven\u2019t left the tent.", + "SelfText": " Despite hearing my friends outside telling me it\u2019s safe to come out." + }, + { + "Title": "My hand reflexively slams down the snooze button my alarm clock, as I awake both anxious and annoyed.", + "SelfText": "I\u2019ve lived this day approximately 167 times already, and I die a violent death every single time." + }, + { + "Title": "When I got my new apartment on the top floor of my building, I remember how jealous my sister was of my view.", + "SelfText": "Too bad that a view couldn't save me from the rising smoke below me." + }, + { + "Title": "Why me, dad?", + "SelfText": "I thought I was safe with you." + }, + { + "Title": "The mother and her child moved to Jonestown to start a new life with peace and a sense of community.", + "SelfText": "As she watched the others force feed her child the \u201cmedicine\u201d while she screamed for her mommy, the mother could only stare in resignation as the call came for the adults to begin." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Just a few likes short,\" he muttered, reaching down from the heavens and gently gripping the boy's heart until the beating slowly stopped.", + "SelfText": "" + }, + { + "Title": "My mother went crazy from year's of claiming my brother was missing, so dad had to put her away.", + "SelfText": "She's in a better place with my brother now, and I see a glimmer of happiness in both their eyes through the cracks in the floorboards." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Mommy, is the monster still going to get me?\"", + "SelfText": "No sweetheart, your father will never find us again." + }, + { + "Title": "When the apocalypse arrived, it wasn't zombies or monsters or aliens or whatever.", + "SelfText": "It was everything, every apocalypse we've ever imagined all at once." + }, + { + "Title": "We told our daughter to stop teasing her little brother, warning her there would be severe consequences if she continued.", + "SelfText": "The day he broke out of his cage and tore her face off with his bare teeth, she finally learned her lesson." + }, + { + "Title": "My sister took my color pencils so i took her pen", + "SelfText": "I gave her a glass of milk and she didn\u2019t find her epipen in time" + }, + { + "Title": "I read more and more, unable to stop until the end.", + "SelfText": "The final count in my recently deceased father\u2019s journal was 64, with each page describing a different victim and how he\u2019d tortured them to death." + }, + { + "Title": "They all looked at me like I was crazy when I was chopping the vegetables.", + "SelfText": "\u201cOh, shit. I\u2019m in an old folks home again.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "Shadows in the night were common enough to be considered a trick of the mind.", + "SelfText": "Ignoring it, I woke up limbless to the staring bloody grin, only to see it fade away, back into the shadows of the night." + }, + { + "Title": "The granddaughter always complains how she is born too late for the age of piracy and heroes", + "SelfText": "Well maybe the ship pirates did die out, just like her real grandpa!" + }, + { + "Title": "\u2018Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can", + "SelfText": "Something\u2019s waiting now to pounce and how you\u2019ll scream" + }, + { + "Title": "The man stood before his abusive father, smiling, whit his fist clutched", + "SelfText": "\"your method to manipulate worked for everyone, but it became useless since I lost the fear of hell\" he said, slowly getting the knife out of his pocket, now for a different reasons than to cut himself" + }, + { + "Title": "When my girlfriend told me she had a high body count, I asked her how she could sleep with so many different people.", + "SelfText": "\u201cI never said I slept with them\u201d, was her response." + }, + { + "Title": "The virtual reality promised an escape from reality.", + "SelfText": "Instead it became a prison for our minds and we\u2019re trapped in a never-ending simulation, unable to wake up." + }, + { + "Title": "Babysitting my little cousin is such a pain.", + "SelfText": "Especially since her new doll looks exactly like me." + }, + { + "Title": "As the plane continued its descent, all the lights in the city went out, obscuring the ground completely.", + "SelfText": "We would be 2000 feet under the runway by now." + }, + { + "Title": "Military enrollment became mandatory after scientists figured out a way to revive soldiers killed in the line of duty.", + "SelfText": "No one remembers why this war started thousands of years ago, but there's still no end in sight." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201ci wish i was dead!\u201d i cried out after the shift from hell.", + "SelfText": "as i floated above my body, eyes vacant, chest still; i knew my \u201cwish\u201d had come true." + }, + { + "Title": "my company created a new super AI on the model of a baselisk, we call Roko.", + "SelfText": "I hope after we finished my friends change their mind and sopport my project." + }, + { + "Title": "Breaking: Three dead in stabbing after man follows woman home from food truck.", + "SelfText": "\"She should have just given me her number,\" he told the police, blankly." + }, + { + "Title": "I begged my mother to just look at me once or atleast respond to me.", + "SelfText": "I know it was wrong to steal the car and crash it, but my family doesnt need to pretend they can't see or hear me." + }, + { + "Title": "I ate some cheese", + "SelfText": "\u201cI\u2019m lactose intolerant,\u201d I thought as I dashed to the bathroom." + }, + { + "Title": "I collapse on the dirty and unfamiliar cot in the isolated hunting cabin feeling a small sense of triumph as the singular survivor.", + "SelfText": "The wind through the pine trees lulls my aching body to sleep as the faint whisper \u201cI will always find you\u201d drifts up through a crack in the floor boards." + }, + { + "Title": "scarey", + "SelfText": "i was in the woulds when i saw slenderman\nslenderman: \u201cwait watchers\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "As the search party looked for my daughter, our family dog kept barking at one direction in the woods", + "SelfText": "After I gave him treats, luckily he\u2019s quiet now" + }, + { + "Title": "We have a lovely old lady in ward number 4 for the past year now", + "SelfText": "However I can't help but wonder why every new patient admitted there after her needs a blood transfusion." + }, + { + "Title": "We discovered early on that our daughter was autistic and was especially prone to overstimulation.", + "SelfText": "We've made a timeout room filled with blaring music and flashing lights for her whenever she acts up around us, and we're free of her for a few hours." + }, + { + "Title": "A mystery guest took a bite or two from my flesh while I slept the other night, then went back into hiding.", + "SelfText": "It returned with dozens of relatives and friends, because there were tiny red welts covering my entire body this morning." + }, + { + "Title": "I brought my father to the future with me to show him that, after his death, many people had come to admire and appreciate his works.", + "SelfText": "So it broke me when I realized that despite all my efforts, the blood stains from his game of Russian Roulette still remained on our living room\u2019s wall." + }, + { + "Title": "The mysterious idol came to town last week, and our newfound 'God' they did trust.", + "SelfText": "The townsfolk I tried to warn, \n\nbut by the rising of the dawn,\n\nthey were all nought but dust." + }, + { + "Title": "I went to check on my dog, and she started making weird sounds\u2026", + "SelfText": "That\u2019s when I realized I\u2019ve never had a dog\u2026" + }, + { + "Title": "I couldn't bear to depart with my pet cat, so I had him stuffed.", + "SelfText": "But the next day when I woke up, he wasn't there anymore." + }, + { + "Title": "\u2018Daddy, look at my new doll!\u2019 my daughter exclaimed excitedly.", + "SelfText": "I was too slow to stop her from twisting the head of the doll, that looked identical to me, completely backwards." + }, + { + "Title": "After months of pain and failed surgeries, amputation of my arm came as a relief.", + "SelfText": "That relief vanished once it started trying to choke me." + }, + { + "Title": "As the machine powered up, I could barely contain my excitement that my higher-ups finally sanctioned a trip to 1300\u2019s Asia to study the spread of historic diseases.", + "SelfText": "However, perhaps I should have contained it a little more, as a few hours after the transmit was completed I realized I hadn\u2019t taken my decontamination pill." + }, + { + "Title": "Walking into the woods, I was not afraid, for I was not alone.", + "SelfText": "Walking out of the woods, we were both afraid, for \ud835\ude38\ud835\ude26 were not alone." + }, + { + "Title": "The last I saw my son was at the wake.", + "SelfText": "I hope he\u2019ll be happy to see me without the makeup on." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cMama, look, angels!\u201d My child exclaimed, looking to the sky with awe.", + "SelfText": "I quickly covered her eyes as thousands began falling from the sky and blood rained down on us from the clouds." + }, + { + "Title": "If you're reading this, I've managed to contain the specimen in my escape pod and have lost control of the navigation system.", + "SelfText": "*BREAKING NEWS: Wrecked fragment of missing spacecraft recovered from Indian Ocean*" + }, + { + "Title": "I felt a cold feeling on the back of my neck.", + "SelfText": "Well, rather I remembered the feeling, since the gun I was holding to my past self felt it so clearly, it stung in my mind." + }, + { + "Title": "I stared into the coffin at my rapist, glad it was finally over.", + "SelfText": "Now I just had a lifetime of seeing their face in the mirror every day." + }, + { + "Title": "I felt a stinging pain in my abdomen when I went to receive the bouquet of flowers", + "SelfText": "Weird, I didn\u2019t recall thorns to be so cold and metallic\u2026" + }, + { + "Title": "I didn't think I could ever be more afraid than I was, huddled in the basement, as the tornado raged above me.", + "SelfText": "Until smoke began to plume from beneath the upstairs door, and fire alarms blared to life." + }, + { + "Title": "Explosive predicament", + "SelfText": "A man walked into my hotel holding an object.\n\nI'm not sure what he looked up last night, but I can tell you this: It wasn't followed by \"in minecraft\"." + }, + { + "Title": "My step dad said that the big tent over the neighbor's house means it's a circus now.", + "SelfText": "He told me to go find the clowns, but I can't find them and I'm getting sleepy." + }, + { + "Title": "I keep telling my family and friends that my brothers last words were to take care of his wide and children.", + "SelfText": "Nobody know his true last words were begging and pleading for me to save him." + }, + { + "Title": "They say in space no one can hear you scream.", + "SelfText": "If that\u2019s true, then how come that\u2019s the only sound I hear?" + }, + { + "Title": "\"Thaaat's a keeper,\" I said as I took another picture of the lady.", + "SelfText": "It's always hard to get the best angles when their backs are turned." + }, + { + "Title": "My dads friend gave me some candy and I think he\u2019s really nice.", + "SelfText": "Now, why am I in his basement? And why haven\u2019t I gotten any other treats yet?" + }, + { + "Title": "With a sigh, I stopped trying to keep my eyes open and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.", + "SelfText": "It was only an hour later that the rescue team found my body, covered in snow and a mile from the trail." + }, + { + "Title": "I knew the only one in my household deadly allergic to this stuff now in the milk was my wife.", + "SelfText": "She wasn't so careful about the crap she put in the fruit juice and now, well, with six kids gone I'm getting the chair." + }, + { + "Title": "When I got into the taxi I felt like something was wrong with the situation, but as I ignored it as I was already late for my appointment", + "SelfText": "it was only when the taxi pulled up to the building and asked me to pay, that I'd realised that I had left my wallet at home." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cI love you all so much\u201d the driver said to his wife and 2 young children in the car as it careened off the ramp full speed.", + "SelfText": "" + }, + { + "Title": "Lot's God, is a cruel one.", + "SelfText": "Not only did He punish me for looking back, but also made sure I retained consciousness for all eternity within this salty tomb." + }, + { + "Title": "R/crunchy_moms: What essential oils would you recommend for fever and stiffness in a 6 month old?", + "SelfText": "My kiddo won\u2019t eat, has had a fever for the last couple of days, and overnight he\u2019s been rather stiff in his joints - hubby wants to go to hospital but I want to go a natural route, what essential oils will help my baby feel better?" + }, + { + "Title": "I looked out the window, past the table with the stack of overdue utility bills and the loaded pistol, as the electric company van pulled in my driveway.", + "SelfText": "My daughter's life support machine takes so much electricity to run." + }, + { + "Title": "I thought my new dog was acting strange.", + "SelfText": "This was confirmed when I noticed the zipper running down her stomach." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm a scientist just like daddy, I said as I was mixing random stuff together.", + "SelfText": "Why does my skin hurt." + }, + { + "Title": "A dark stranger entered my room, I screamed and my father came running.", + "SelfText": "After shaking hands they exchanged a brown envelope and my father closed the door behind him as he left." + }, + { + "Title": "As a believer, I made my peace, knowing I would pass on to the gates of heaven.", + "SelfText": "The thing that came down to greet me was nothing but a bundle of eyes, this was no angel." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cStay in your place or I will show you why mommy has so many bruises\u2026\u201d", + "SelfText": "By crying and screaming, I managed to distract him long enough for mommy to find his gun." + }, + { + "Title": "The lit street was beautifully quiet.", + "SelfText": "Until a silent shadow rose next to mine." + }, + { + "Title": "Everyone adored the real chimpanzee that was always on TV.", + "SelfText": "This was until, on one saturday night, he was nowhere to be found, and the show host was lying dead on the floor with his face ripped clean off." + }, + { + "Title": "People may think it's creepy, but I love my life-size doll collection.", + "SelfText": "I do get pretty upset when one of them breaks character around me, but it's nothing a few weeks in the timeout box can't fix." + }, + { + "Title": "Tears rolled down the King's cheeks as he looked over the ecstatic faces of his citizens.", + "SelfText": "The revolutionaries were satisfied to see the last emotion of their monarch's faced as his severed head was held high above the crowd. " + }, + { + "Title": "The voices told me to dig the terrible parasite out of my body.", + "SelfText": "Now, several months later in the hospital and on my medicine I am too weak to move but the horror of what I did to my unborn child replays endlessly in my head." + }, + { + "Title": "When I was little, my mother told me that all of my dreams would come true, and she was right.", + "SelfText": "Unfortunately for her, last night I dreamt that someone broke into our house and brutally murdered her while we slept." + }, + { + "Title": "A man on the street approached me and asked for my number.", + "SelfText": "I told him, and was forced back on the train." + }, + { + "Title": "When the bell tolls 4 times, get in the house and hide.", + "SelfText": "I always did what my father told me, even coming back outside when the police sirens faded out in the distance." + }, + { + "Title": "They asked me \"Do you have any last words?\"", + "SelfText": "I yelled \"Ma'am keep searching for your child's killer, and don't omit your family members!\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Everyone has breathed once in a while.", + "SelfText": "I haven't since when I was born, while everyone else in the hospital mysteriously died after my birth." + }, + { + "Title": "I was home alone playing video games with my buddy Marco.", + "SelfText": "Imagine my surprise when from the basement I hear\u2026 Polo." + }, + { + "Title": "I watch in horror as an monster ate a blue whale whole,then dive back down", + "SelfText": "But my horror only grown as the monster float back up in pieces.." + }, + { + "Title": "-Where did you get all this fake blood?!", + "SelfText": "- You wanted fake blood\u2026?" + }, + { + "Title": "Me and my sister played in the freshly fallen snow.", + "SelfText": "Then I made the snow turn red; I needed a head for my snowman." + }, + { + "Title": "My only daughter walks into the room and wants to take a picture with me.", + "SelfText": "I thank her for the photo then hear the sound of the front door open with my daughter calling out saying \"I'm Home.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "When the enormous hand of god reached to earth from the heavens, many were elated, boasting their religion as the correct one.", + "SelfText": "The bloodshed that ensued in order to prove just which religion that was, would turn any sensible god away from humanity." + }, + { + "Title": "My kids bought their father an ash tray for his birthday.", + "SelfText": "I suppose they think that's going to make him stop putting his cigarettes out on us." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm not ashamed to say that I rejoiced when my bully died.", + "SelfText": "A week after he was cleared, the cop who killed him pulled me over." + }, + { + "Title": "As I slip into a sexy latex suit to spice up my marriage, I feel reassured that I can say the safety word if I\u2019m uncomfortable.", + "SelfText": "But when I feel my skin itch and my throat start to close I realise it could be harder to call for help than I thought." + }, + { + "Title": "It warms my heart when my mom calls to chat.", + "SelfText": "Everyone told me not to put her cell phone in the casket, but each time I hear her voice, I know I did the right thing." + }, + { + "Title": "I was distraught when I was watching the camera footage of my other personality kill my girlfriend", + "SelfText": "But what was worse is the clues he has left to where he hid it" + }, + { + "Title": "There are just some things that you don't need to know about your partner.", + "SelfText": "Like what their insides look like, sprawled out haphazardly on the table." + }, + { + "Title": "Waking up hungover with a busted ass was nothing new.", + "SelfText": "The lizard tail, however, was a surprise." + }, + { + "Title": "My girlfriend woke sobbing each night this month, having dreamt I'd died in a car accident.", + "SelfText": "As she kicked the car jack away, my last conscious thoughts were that her sobs were merely a practice run." + }, + { + "Title": "Today I learnt I've incredible neck strength", + "SelfText": "Wish I'd known before I kicked over the chair, could've done something with that" + }, + { + "Title": "I loved practicing my cello in my remote cabin out in the woods.", + "SelfText": "my skin crawled when I heard someone clapping after i finished." + }, + { + "Title": "1 in 6 children face hunger.", + "SelfText": "The other 5 out of 6 flee from it screaming in terror." + }, + { + "Title": "They call this place, the small room in the corner of my school, the quiet room.", + "SelfText": "I don\u2019t get why, since all my classmates and I do is cry for our mommies in here." + }, + { + "Title": "the doctor told me that my heart had stopped for 20 seconds but they were able to start it again with no more complications during the surgery.", + "SelfText": "I spent centuries in that other place and I knew they waited for my return one day so the hunt could continue." + }, + { + "Title": "\"I miss daddy so much\", my little sister sobbs while I'm holding and comforting her.", + "SelfText": "Maybe one day I will tell her what really happened to our father and why I had to do it." + }, + { + "Title": "My buddy just slapped me really hard on the head when he saw me staring at the waitress' cleavage.", + "SelfText": "But I couldn't help but stare at those wide eyes poking out of her skin." + }, + { + "Title": "Again I woke up at 5, a perfect time to review some last minute concepts.", + "SelfText": "A message pop up on my phone, it\u2019s my mom asking about how did my finals go today." + }, + { + "Title": "As I walked towards the corner of my room to turn off the vinyl record player, I tried my best to ignore the dark figure standing behind it.", + "SelfText": "My hallucinations are only ever visual and I never turned on the record player." + }, + { + "Title": "Ever since I went through the crawlspace in my house me life has been great and full of joy.", + "SelfText": "But I've always wondered why my new parents had buttons for 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decided to hand write my goodbye note to my family.", + "SelfText": "As I stared at my leaking wrist, I wasn't sure if I would pass out from blood loss or if it would stop flowing before I finished." + }, + { + "Title": "In the near future, the existence of the human soul is finally proven.", + "SelfText": "Disturbingly, we\u2019ve also discovered that their number is finite and far outpaced for centuries\u2014very few people are now born with souls." + }, + { + "Title": "Don't forget, this Thursday you'll want to cast your vote!", + "SelfText": "The top 100 adults will be the only adults to live." + }, + { + "Title": "I'm really enjoying performaning my music for thousands of people, and they've all started screaming, so they must be enjoying it too!", + "SelfText": "Wait, what's \"everyone get on the ground\" supposed to mean...?" + }, + { + "Title": "I always thought, voices in my head are trying to kill me, but now, when im dead, I realised one thing.", + "SelfText": "Those voices were just trying to warn me, about the hordes of shadow-like demons, who are my last trial if i deserve my spot in paradise." + }, + { + "Title": "You're just doing what is best for your child, don't worry.", + "SelfText": "Our ECT conversion camps have helped a lot of young kids turn away from a life of sin" + }, + { + "Title": "I just had a dream that my missing daughter finally returned home so I asked her where she\u2019d been, but when she opened her mouth only blood came out.", + "SelfText": "This morning a ransom note showed up at my door, and next to it was a plastic bag containing what appeared to be a severed tongue." + }, + { + "Title": "I came outside to see what the dogs were barking at.", + "SelfText": "Turns out the body I hid came back to life." + }, + { + "Title": "A desperate teenager, I began spying on my neighbours.", + "SelfText": "I realised too late I should have stopped, when the old man noticed me watching him drag the bloody bag into his home." + }, + { + "Title": "They thought that hiring a clown for my birthday party would cure me of my fear.", + "SelfText": "I hope Bozo's family can find it in their hearts to forgive me." + }, + { + "Title": "\"How awesome would it be, if we could divide our lives into story arcs, just like in Novels/Mangas/Shows\", tweeted an Author", + "SelfText": "\"I am in my Revival Arc\", tweeted a user named 'A.H 2.0'" + }, + { + "Title": "I was really discouraged when my teeth started shifting after only a couple months; but felt much better after the CS Rep reminded me about the lifetime guarantee and scheduled me an appointment for that same afternoon.", + "SelfText": "I could only laugh hysterically as the \u201cdentist\u201d turned the dials on the Nitrous canister while saying, \u201cI\u2019m sorry but this is the only way we\u2019re going to be able to make good on our guarantee...\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "Computers are the world's best necessity.", + "SelfText": "I swear that screen, negligent parents, and bored kids are 1000 times more effective than lockpicks will ever be!" + }, + { + "Title": "I panicked when I down the airplane aisle seeing a queue for the toilet.", + "SelfText": "Why did I eat that curry at terminal two?" + }, + { + "Title": "You are running low on fuel!", + "SelfText": "As I hear the monster growl, I can see my firecamp dwindle, and I knew in a few minutes, the flame would be weak enough for him to grab me to the shadow." + }, + { + "Title": "I was born blind, so I learned braille.", + "SelfText": "Imagine my sheer horror when I felt \u201cHe\u2019s coming\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "Two turbines and yet the loudest thing on this play is that screaming child.", + "SelfText": "After killing the little annoyens his mother proof that the apple don't fall far from the three ." + }, + { + "Title": "Sitting on the toilet, she pushed and pushed until finally she heard the familiar sound of water splashing, and the pressure inside of her was finally gone.", + "SelfText": "This was her easiest pregnancy yet." + }, + { + "Title": "As the Superbowl TV camera cut to the crowd and zoomed in on us, I dropped to one knee, produced the ring, and asked her to marry me.", + "SelfText": "\"No\" she replied, stood up, and walked away." + }, + { + "Title": "After a long day, I went to lay down in bed next to my girlfriend.", + "SelfText": "If only she was still alive to hold me." + }, + { + "Title": "after hearing a single gunshot ring, we grabbed our crying baby from the other room and swaddled him in our arms", + "SelfText": "it brought joy to our faces when he not only fell asleep very quickly, but was clearly in a very deep sleep." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Doctor Carnegie what are you doing with the Miller\u2019s new babe?\"", + "SelfText": "Placing a suction cup over the boys left nipple, and with a spiteful glint in her eye, Doctor Carnegie muttered, \u201cMales don\u2019t need nipples.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "i didn't realise how tired i was until i blinked.", + "SelfText": "are the faces closer than they were a second ago?" + }, + { + "Title": "The test can't hurt me, but then I see the dreaded word.", + "SelfText": "Why?" + }, + { + "Title": "I just asked my Google Home to set a timer for \"when Ragnarok starts\".", + "SelfText": "And it set a timer for 6 hours." + }, + { + "Title": "Standing in the mirror, she frantically attempted to peel the horrifying mask off, only to find it bound to her flesh, just as the shop owner warned her it would be.", + "SelfText": "The beauty would now forever be the beast." + }, + { + "Title": "I learned a lot about Sarah while we spent a week in the psych ward together, so now that we're both released, I don't understand why she won't answer when I visit every night.", + "SelfText": "If she keeps this up, I might have to punish her." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Mommy,\" I hear her call tonight, \"I'm cold.\"", + "SelfText": "We had her funeral yesterday." + }, + { + "Title": "As general manager, I check the motion-activated security footage every morning before opening the department store to the public.", + "SelfText": "It\u2019s always the same smiling mannequins standing absolutely still by the time the camera begins recording, though weirdly never where I left them." + }, + { + "Title": "My paranoia always makes me see things out of the corner of my eye.", + "SelfText": "But this time *it* was actually there." + }, + { + "Title": "Through complete boredom, I pressed the launch button as I had a thousand times before, knowing the nuclear launch codes hadn't been entered.", + "SelfText": "The blaring klaxon, flashing beacons, and a countdown told me this time things were different." + }, + { + "Title": "I've never been one to ask for help, but I may need assistance.", + "SelfText": "I'm currently hovering over some board with numbers and letters on it, and I can't move from this spot!" + }, + { + "Title": "After some consideration, I decided to name my new pets.", + "SelfText": "Tortured, burned, drowned." + }, + { + "Title": "I accidentally saw that my husband had ordered me some sexy limgerie on Amazon, so I decided to walk into the bedroom where he was lying down, and, with a very serious face, said, \"I know what you've done.\"", + "SelfText": "The way his eyes stared at me chilled me to the bone as he pulled his gun out of his end table, pointed it at me, and told me that I never should've looked in the basement." + }, + { + "Title": "Ropes.", + "SelfText": "After my battalion and I failed to conquer the town, we were all sentenced to hanging.\n\nWe hung there for days, weeks, months, years, the grip of death never taking hold." + }, + { + "Title": "Twenty years after my baby brother went missing, he was finally found.", + "SelfText": "In a long spate of serial murders that claimed my fiance, he was identified as the killer." + }, + { + "Title": "I love people who dream vividly.", + "SelfText": "Those people make it so much easier for me to complete my blood rituals." + }, + { + "Title": "+I don't care that they are hearing voices scream for help, give them ear plugs and make them mine again!", + "SelfText": "-Sir, the miners are hearing their own voices beg for mercy." + }, + { + "Title": "Having finally built up the courage to mercy kill the rest of my family, I raised the gun to my head with a trembling hand.", + "SelfText": "*Click*" + }, + { + "Title": "When we learned to revive the dead, the first test subjects wept and begged to be sent back to \u201cparadise\u201d", + "SelfText": "We were overjoyed until our psychologist diagnosed them with Stockholm Syndrome." + }, + { + "Title": "My heart dropped as I woke with a raging hangover in an unfamiliar place", + "SelfText": "The loop was broken we were free but good lord what had we done yesterday" + }, + { + "Title": "I was skeptical about going to Bosnia for my summer vacation...", + "SelfText": "When the landmine clicked under my feet at the local park...I knew I should have stayed home." + }, + { + "Title": "My house was broken into a while back, but nothing was stolen that I could see.", + "SelfText": "I keep imagining I hear footsteps at night, though." + }, + { + "Title": "The \"Emos\" (as they have been labeled by the other students) have taken a special interest in human anatomy.", + "SelfText": "They seem especially eager to learn about the location of major blood vessels like the External Jugular etc amd they suddenly seem....so happy y'know." + }, + { + "Title": "He peeled away the duct tape from my lips, still leaving my eyes covered.", + "SelfText": "I went to scream, only to find my lips had been sewn together." + }, + { + "Title": "I was eating a delicious cake my wife baked for me one day.", + "SelfText": "wait where did my penis go" + }, + { + "Title": "In the news i read that my family had been found dead in the woods...", + "SelfText": "Who took them out of the freezer?" + }, + { + "Title": "AITA for telling my little brother that he can fit a lightbulb in his mouth?", + "SelfText": "I mean, I didn't think he was dumb enough to actually try it." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Is Hell really as bad as we're taught in church?\" the child asked.", + "SelfText": "His father took out a cigarette, looked into the sky and said \"Just look around you and tell me if Hell is as bad as depicted!\"" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cI\u2019m sorry, I didn\u2019t realize anyone would be placed in here so soon after Mrs. Carter\u2019s passing this morning,\u201d I muttered with embarrassment, as I hastily closed the door behind me.", + "SelfText": "As I turned to resume my nightly resident check throughout the nursing home, a chilling sweat trickled down my neck, dawning upon me the unsettling realization that I could see through the translucent form of the new occupant." + }, + { + "Title": "I finished my first real meal after weeks on the desert island, and thanked my rescuers for the pork", + "SelfText": "The ship's captain corrected me; \"Long pork\"" + }, + { + "Title": "Your patrol cruiser only has two seats, how do you arrest people?", + "SelfText": "\"I don't\" the officer replied." + }, + { + "Title": "I adopted a stray cat recently, so I thought nothing of it when I found cat hair all over my bed after I got home from work.", + "SelfText": "I was mystified, however, when I woke up the next morning to find every hair inextricably rooted into my skin." + }, + { + "Title": "After trying to get pregnant for ten years with no success, finally holding my baby daughter in my arms is everything I always hoped it would be.", + "SelfText": "And no amount of teary-eyed press conferences in the world is going to make me give her back." + }, + { + "Title": "The message said to go downstairs", + "SelfText": "The killer man was downstairs!" + }, + { + "Title": "\"I'm sorry, but it appears your health insurance has lapsed.\"", + "SelfText": "I felt every stitch as the doctor began to reattach my infected tonsils." + }, + { + "Title": "The pus that came out of the gash in my leg was thick and off-white.", + "SelfText": "I stared at the napkin it was on in disgust and then it started moving." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up bound to a chair in a place I didn\u2019t recognize.", + "SelfText": "As I struggle to escape, the \u201cnurses\u201d, as they call themselves, sigh in exasperation and assure me everything is alright and I have nowhere else to be." + }, + { + "Title": "Hey, if your hear me, I could use your help!", + "SelfText": "It's not selfishness that made me ignore her, but the fact that I could hear her just fine although I was born deaf." + }, + { + "Title": "As he sat there, relief washing over him from the laxatives finally kicking in, a different peculiar feeling overcame him.", + "SelfText": "He was no longer alone in the bathroom." + }, + { + "Title": "I hate when they act like no one's home.", + "SelfText": "They keep quiet as soon as I knock on the basement door" + }, + { + "Title": "The fire of the blazing inferno flickered and wove intricately as though it were performing a seductive dance, hypnotizing unsuspecting prey.", + "SelfText": "It was no wonder when the firefighters, to a man, had abandoned their hoses and slowly made their way towards the welcoming flame." + }, + { + "Title": "I began to weep as I found my monster-turned son feasting on the fresh corpse of his mother.", + "SelfText": "It was all the harder to pull the trigger when he looked up at me with tears in his still-lucid eyes." + }, + { + "Title": "In the summer I don't dare to go out of the house with my skin rash.", + "SelfText": "They might notice that I'm human..." + }, + { + "Title": "In the summer I don't dare to go out of the house with my skin rash.", + "SelfText": "They might notice that I'm not human..." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Have you ever considered taking your own life,\" my therapist asked me during our session.", + "SelfText": "\"I wouldn't normally say this, but I think you should consider it.\"" + }, + { + "Title": "I dived in the cold lake water and swam back up, exhaling to prepare to breathe in again", + "SelfText": "It\u2019s been 30 seconds, where is the surface ?" + }, + { + "Title": "They say that you die twice, once when you stop breathing, and again when someone utters your name one last time.", + "SelfText": "As my body slowly rots, im starting to think that being the most infamous killer wasn't the greatest idea" + }, + { + "Title": "They scrolled, mindlessly reading stories of untold horror.", + "SelfText": "Not knowing their own was about to begin." + }, + { + "Title": "My breathing came sharp and fast as I listened to the hull creak and groan under the weight of the water.", + "SelfText": "Even though I knew my biggest problem was the 480m of water above me, I couldn't help but fixate on the precipice just to the right of my stricken vehicle and the 7700m of abyss beyond." + }, + { + "Title": "I had a surge of adrenaline as I felt a crushing pressure on my chest", + "SelfText": "Why did I have to put so much weight on the bar?" + }, + { + "Title": "I use stethoscope to listem to my bals", + "SelfText": "But then... Doctor walk in" + }, + { + "Title": "Did you know that most of the non-insect land animal biomass was either humans or food for humans?", + "SelfText": "Can you even imagine what that must have been like?" + }, + { + "Title": "Longing for another spike of dopamine I took anither hit.", + "SelfText": "But this time I didn't feel anything." + }, + { + "Title": "The biggest lie they ever told us was that we were alone in the universe, that there was nothing beyond the cosmic veil of the cosmos.", + "SelfText": "We couldn't have ever been prepared for the maw of infinity as it closed in our desperate insanity, and in the end, we would be crushed for the hopeless cycle to begin in a blink of an eye." + }, + { + "Title": "I was on a wild acid trip last night where I fought a wild lion bare handed.", + "SelfText": "How do I tell my wife I strangled our golden retriever to death?" + }, + { + "Title": "\"He has his father's eyes!\"", + "SelfText": "It was at that moment I understood that everyone knew who took advantage of me at that party, except me." + }, + { + "Title": "I pleadingly asked Jane to stop screaming and crying in the middle of the night.", + "SelfText": "\nShe needs to save that for later once I'm done disposing John." + }, + { + "Title": "During my nightly panic attacks, my mother asked me what I saw in my nightmare this time and I replied, a creepy shadow haunting me.", + "SelfText": "I have to lie because if I tell her that I keep seeing her chop off my brother's limbs, I'll be next..." + }, + { + "Title": "The pain from my kidney stone was getting worse every time I masturbated.", + "SelfText": "Reeling from the pain as I came, I\u2019m amazed at the relief I suddenly feel, until I look down and see a tiny fetus laying in the small puddle of blood and semen." + }, + { + "Title": "I didn\u2019t intend to ghost the cute girl I met at the bar.", + "SelfText": "But since she drugged me and stole all my organs, I feel obligated to at least haunt her now." + }, + { + "Title": "This time while romping in the stairwell, my brother fell down the stairs and broke his neck.", + "SelfText": "I've rarely felt so entertained, so from now on I'm \"playing\" with my little sister." + }, + { + "Title": "The mask laughed as it was forced onto my face.", + "SelfText": "Next thing I knew, I was the mask." + }, + { + "Title": "I didn't matter to me what kind of torture they chose, I wasn't afraid.", + "SelfText": "That was until I saw a small bamboo sprout." + }, + { + "Title": "As my friend and I walked through the bushveld we saw a monster on the far side of a great hole who challenged us to throw a rock at it\u2019s head.", + "SelfText": "My friend picked up a stone and threw it square at the beast\u2019s forehead only for it to be reflected off the beasts fur and fly back at my friend killing him on the spot." + }, + { + "Title": "Being hard of hearing, I was always used to waking up to general quiet before I put my hearing aids in.", + "SelfText": "But today when I woke up, there was nothing but silence that not even my hearing aids could get through." + }, + { + "Title": "Alice jumped into the hole, Hoping to catch up to the white rabbit.", + "SelfText": "\"Breaking news: Local girl found dead in the farmer's well, presumed to have committed suicide" + }, + { + "Title": "On the nearly four hundredth day repeated exactly as the last, I finally broke down and gave into the urges to take advantage of my situation", + "SelfText": "But to my horror, when I woke up, her body was still in the same place as I had left it" + }, + { + "Title": "You wake up in the midst of the night to an unfamiliar pitter-patter in the upstairs bedroom.", + "SelfText": "An uneasy feeling of dread washes over you as you flick on the lamp- there are no doors\u2026 but the giggles keep getting closer." + }, + { + "Title": "As I watched the news report, my heart sank when I saw them reporting my beautiful Julie was reported missing.", + "SelfText": "However, it was a relief to see that the police had no leads, meaning nothing was gonna interrupt our dream honeymoon." + }, + { + "Title": "The young child spun around, as she heard the sound of her mother\u2019s voice, crying in pain for her baby.", + "SelfText": "The thing that was concerning was not the fact the voice was coming from the snowy forest, but it sounded just like her before she died." + }, + { + "Title": "They\u2019ll make it sound like they can get inside but the door is sturdy enough to keep them out.", + "SelfText": "It\u2019s too late to make sure you\u2019ve locked it once the sun goes down, though." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Don't be scared, those are just fireworks!\", I said, hugging my daughter tight.", + "SelfText": "At least I didn't let her watch the ceiling collapse." + }, + { + "Title": "Pitbulls have such an awful reputation.", + "SelfText": "I'm going to make sure it stays that way, so they can no longer be around to protect their human families!" + }, + { + "Title": "I was shocked she was able to get all 9 inches in.", + "SelfText": "I screamed and begged her to pull the giant centipede out of my stoma." + }, + { + "Title": "It's not human.", + "SelfText": "Not yet anyways." + }, + { + "Title": "I was scaring my child for fun, making weird faces", + "SelfText": "He was pale with fear, but he was looking behind me" + }, + { + "Title": "I stared at the blank white wall as the passage of time became an abstract concept.", + "SelfText": "But they won\u2019t let me go until I confessed a murder I didn\u2019t do." + }, + { + "Title": "I don't know what kind of razor-beaked nightmare hatched from that strange egg I found, but it apparently thinks I'm its mother.", + "SelfText": "After watching what it did to my roommates, I've been regurgitating food into its mouth every hour and praying it doesn't figure out the truth." + }, + { + "Title": "The boy entered the room, expecting to see a happy, colorful clown.", + "SelfText": "instead, he was met with the sight of the clowns dead pale body." + }, + { + "Title": "When I was younger, I always had insomnia incase something bad happened when I was asleep", + "SelfText": "As the fires surrounded my cabin in a distant island, I realize my insomnia was always for good reason" + }, + { + "Title": "I missed my wife.", + "SelfText": "Luckily for me, I still had a few rounds in the chamber; and she's got nowhere to run to. " + }, + { + "Title": "you gleefully turn around and tell your dad at the end of your journey you would find out what really happened to your 24 mentally challenged siblings.", + "SelfText": "The last thing you're able to think is how the answer has been right under your nose the whole time." + }, + { + "Title": "When my husband told me the number of women he had murdered over the years I knew I would need to end his life.", + "SelfText": "Having one serial killer in a house is risky enough, but two under the same roof are bound to draw attention!" + }, + { + "Title": "Although he\u2019s gone, I enjoyed the gift my grandpa gave me.", + "SelfText": "It was unnerving how I would always wake to see the doors to the closet ajar though." + }, + { + "Title": "My cat dropped a snake head on my leg.", + "SelfText": "I watched, as the fangs sank into my thigh." + }, + { + "Title": "I could see the tears still actively falling from her eyes before I turned and walked away from her for the last time.", + "SelfText": "It was odd because the last 3 girls' tears stopped after I removed their heads." + }, + { + "Title": "I had been instilled since I was young that if I ever heard someone's voice who wasn't there to IMMEDIATELY hide.", + "SelfText": "But now, as I look into its dark, beady eyes, I now regret not hiding in the dumpster." + }, + { + "Title": "Al I heard was a thud and my son yelling \u201ci didn\u2019t mean to!! I\u2019m sorry!!!\u201d from upstairs", + "SelfText": "I entire the playroom and find my youngest sobbing with a gun on the floor and his older brother crumbled in the corner holding a nerf gun" + }, + { + "Title": "I pledged to the doctors to get that thing out of me, but they refused, saying I would regret it later.", + "SelfText": "But now as I'm laying here with my uterus on the floor, I'm sure that I prefer to die than have that thing growing in my body." + }, + { + "Title": "I bring my next participant on stage for a magic trick and saw through the box with surgical precision for her to come out untouched", + "SelfText": "I just hope the police dont connect the dots" + }, + { + "Title": "They always say in case of an emergency call 911.", + "SelfText": "When I saw him frantically pick up his phone I remembered his car drove left." + }, + { + "Title": "I just heard my mother call my name.", + "SelfText": "Though I know that she died over a decade ago, I certainly welcome the company." + }, + { + "Title": "My mother promised that she would always sing me a song before bed.", + "SelfText": "It\u2019s nice that her promise stayed after she died." + }, + { + "Title": "I suffer from sleep paralysis and I can see a demen crawling up the bed.", + "SelfText": "My wife doesn't suffer from this, so why is she screaming?" + }, + { + "Title": "As the elevator rose past level 235 we needed to put on our heat-suits.", + "SelfText": "When I was a kid, we could play outside in the sun." + }, + { + "Title": "My sister has been getting on to me about finally hanging out with her & her imaginary friend Puddles.", + "SelfText": "I really wish I had again said no, when it turned out that Puddles was not quite so *imaginary* nor, *friendly*." + }, + { + "Title": "The stench of blood and viscera tainted the air, and the sound of desperate, pleading screams soon gave way to torturous, unearthly howls.", + "SelfText": "All the while, throughout the frenzied attack, my mind stayed conscious behind the predatory eyes of this beast, unable to stop the atrocities the monster unleashed." + }, + { + "Title": "My daughter squeaked in joy while carving funny faces in pumpkin.", + "SelfText": "Apparently her puppy didnt share the same feelings, he felt silent after the first 5 cuts." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cThat\u2019s a lovely red tie, sir,\u201d the barber complimented me.", + "SelfText": "\u201cIt was white when I came in,\u201d I choked." + }, + { + "Title": "There are so many posts here about voodoo dolls.", + "SelfText": "Some of you must be making it up." + }, + { + "Title": "I always loved painting my nails- looking down and seeing that pop of color just brought me joy.", + "SelfText": "Now, seeing it through the new tear in my hazmat gloves, it just brings me terror." + }, + { + "Title": "My friend fell sick and had low sugar", + "SelfText": "So the only logical thing was to inject insulin, right?" + }, + { + "Title": "I am tired of dealing with my extended family and want to get rid of them.", + "SelfText": "Completely unrelated, does anyone know where to by a box of matches and enough gasoline to burn about 5 people?" + }, + { + "Title": "Each night, my boyfriend lovingly handed me a glass of water with a slice of lemon, claiming it would enhance the flavor.", + "SelfText": "Weeks later, as I sat in the doctor's office, stressing over the positive pregnancy test, I remembered the slightly bitter tart taste and the wedges looked a bit \u201coff\u201d." + }, + { + "Title": "The voices told me to dig the terrible parasite out of my body.", + "SelfText": "The doctors say it\u2019s too late to operate now." + }, + { + "Title": "A mother soothes her crying baby as she searches the refrigerated section for the words \u201ccertified humane.\u201d", + "SelfText": "Defeated, she whispers \u201cthank you for your sacrifice\u201d as she reaches for the last carton labeled breast milk." + }, + { + "Title": "I\u2019m terrified of my moms Alzheimer\u2019s making her forget me", + "SelfText": "So I killed dad to wear his face, even if I get caught she\u2019ll always see me on the news and never forget what I did" + }, + { + "Title": "I used to love swimming with everyone in our pool.", + "SelfText": "Now that I know what's swims with us, I can't even look at the water anymore." + }, + { + "Title": "It was my daughters first time seeing snow, and with the type of glee only a 5 year old can possess she dove head first into the snow bank.", + "SelfText": "I heard a thunk and her saw her tiny feet stop kicking as her legs went limp." + }, + { + "Title": "Miracles can and do happen!", + "SelfText": "Which is why our son doesn't need any of that \"medicine\" for his leukemia." + }, + { + "Title": "I could watch the moon for hours on end.", + "SelfText": "I always laugh to myself knowing it thinks it's the only one watching." + }, + { + "Title": "Every male born in my family would die when they reached 18, so I did everything to evade this curse but never told my daughter about it.", + "SelfText": "Sadly on her 18th birthday, I found her lifeless body and a note that read, *\"I'm your son and I can't live like this anymore.\"*" + }, + { + "Title": "During medical school, we learned how to use the stethoscope.", + "SelfText": "I placed it gently on my chest while moving it, but no matter how hard I tried, I heard nothing." + }, + { + "Title": "A Massachusetts doctor was performing surgery on a man and gave the patient paralyzing medication.", + "SelfText": "But he forgot the anesthetic and the patient remained conscious." + }, + { + "Title": "I was finally ready to let go and let the ocean wash away my woes and worries.", + "SelfText": "I couldn\u2019t help but crack a blissful smile as the forms of my children rapidly retreated away from the beach." + }, + { + "Title": "I slowy woke up from the dream of beeing assaulted by an intruder. it was so real...", + "SelfText": "Realty sat in when i stared at the blood dripping from my flashlight into my daughters crib." + }, + { + "Title": "I love the taste of mushrooms.", + "SelfText": "Someday, they'll love the taste of me." + }, + { + "Title": "The crowd proceeded with the stoning of the cold-blooded killer as the mother of the victim gleamed with the satisfaction of revenge.", + "SelfText": "The ghost of the victim watched on powerlessly as now he had no chance of escaping the killer's ghost." + }, + { + "Title": "\"now son, don't go into the attic,\" my father always told me.", + "SelfText": "Spooky!" + }, + { + "Title": "I noticed a spider on my ceiling, so I turned to grab a Kleenex.", + "SelfText": "When I turned back, it was gone." + }, + { + "Title": "The dark always used to scare me, when as a kid I would imagine demons and ghosts.", + "SelfText": "The real horror of the dark is kissing your daughters forehead at midnight, while the dark hides her static breathing till you find her next morning" + }, + { + "Title": "Today is my dogs birthday \ud83e\udd73", + "SelfText": "I got her a big chocolate cake. \ud83d\ude0a" + }, + { + "Title": "AITA for kicking my boyfriend out after sex?", + "SelfText": "He's just not as good as my dad." + }, + { + "Title": "A mathematician once asked God whether he could arrive to the Land of God by undertaking a pilgrimage of one step then two steps, three steps and so on.", + "SelfText": "God did not responded but a sudden gust pushed the madman back by exactly one twelfth of a step, thus driving him insane and leading him to eventually taking his own life." + }, + { + "Title": "I have a neighbor who claims she can paint the future.", + "SelfText": "Today she finally qu-" + }, + { + "Title": "Supper", + "SelfText": "I awoke slowly to wonder. Who did I eat?" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cAbacination, defenestration, or degloving?\u201d the debt collector asked.", + "SelfText": "I didn\u2019t know what any of those fucking words meant, so I chose abacination." + }, + { + "Title": "I laughed when people told me stories of how my new house was haunted because I don't believe in ghosts", + "SelfText": "But as the house swallowed my wife at the early hours of dawn and gurgled in sick pleasure I regretted my earlier stance " + }, + { + "Title": "Religious people worldwide rejoiced as the hand of God reached down from the sky.", + "SelfText": "The only problem was, no religion could recognize this God." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cYou\u2019d be prettier if you smiled more\u2026", + "SelfText": "\u2026and if you could stop warily eyeing the glowing green probe in my hand that would be great too,\u201d he insisted." + }, + { + "Title": "I walked through the cemetery in search of something scary.", + "SelfText": "I went through the red door of the dilapidated farmhouse, not knowing I\u2019d ever be able to return to the land of the living." + }, + { + "Title": "I watched in horror as they descended to take my child", + "SelfText": "Refusing to allow so, I devoured them myself so they\u2019ll forever be with me" + }, + { + "Title": "I went to the adoption center to get a new pet.", + "SelfText": "As I wandered around, my heart stopped and my body instantly turned pale as I saw a cat that looked like Nick." + }, + { + "Title": "It was so cool to watch the storm come in.", + "SelfText": "it was also really cool to see all of my arm hair stick up." + }, + { + "Title": "I was so excited to sit in my new chair\u2026", + "SelfText": "But then it was a slender man chair!!!" + }, + { + "Title": "The little girls excitement turned to disgust as she unboxed her new doll", + "SelfText": "\u201cI like my new toys obedient!\u201d She whined as the doll struggled in her binds" + }, + { + "Title": "Growing up, my family always told me I had my father's eyes.", + "SelfText": "After a mystery assailant rendered my father mute, I wonder if they'll realize I have his tongue now too." + }, + { + "Title": "The corpses littered accoss Mount Everest always had this life-life appearance, like they were watching you.", + "SelfText": "As the summit was reached, we discovered they weren't frozen; they were simply waiting, and soon we'll join them." + }, + { + "Title": "After being lost and wondering the Desert for three days, my heart surged with relief to finally find Civilization!", + "SelfText": "My heart then sank when I noticed the people where all mannequins, as the sound of sirens filled the ghost town." + }, + { + "Title": "I finally time traveled to the future,where I\u2019m famous enough to have a biography", + "SelfText": "Excitedly reading my fate,I saw my mutilated face and how my killer was still at large." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Good Night Sweetie, and no more monster stories! Okay!\"", + "SelfText": "As Ben turned off the lights and closed the door leaving, there it was standing right beside the door." + }, + { + "Title": "As we were coming out of the cellar we were told not to make any noises.", + "SelfText": "With our tongues and eyes taken out we truly didn't appreaciate their messed-up sense of humor." + }, + { + "Title": "I was awoken by soeone breaking into out house, but I was able to get the jump on him and kept hitting him until he was broken and bloody.", + "SelfText": "I had only looked away for a second to get my phone out of my pocket to call the police, but by the time I looked up he was gone, leaving ony a note that said \"Thanks\"." + }, + { + "Title": "My daughter decided that she would allow her children to learn life lessons on their own terms.", + "SelfText": "Last week, my grandson learned a very tough lesson about gravity." + }, + { + "Title": "My partner and I discovered new ancient writings that seemed to depict the food chain", + "SelfText": "After hours of trying and failing to decipher the top set of symbols, we moved on to the one below and found their word for human" + }, + { + "Title": "I hate being asked, \"What do you put on first when you get dressed?\" because people always freak out at my answer.", + "SelfText": "I'm the one who should be freaking out, who doesn't put their skin on first?" + }, + { + "Title": "The infection brought the dead back to life, only to die and be resurrected again and again.", + "SelfText": "I felt sorry for those already buried." + }, + { + "Title": "Me and my little daughter were walking through the mall shopping", + "SelfText": "Then we started hearing bangs and seeing people drop, so we started running then suddenly I felt her stop running and go limp" + }, + { + "Title": "I smiled with a bit of hope thinking that the parents knew what they were doing when they claimed that they can cure their son\u2019s cancer.", + "SelfText": "I watched as they denied all medicine while spreading crystals and holy water all over his hospital bed" + }, + { + "Title": "they say that when someone pledges to kill u a sudden chill goes down ur spine.", + "SelfText": "For a split second it felt like yours was completely frozen" + }, + { + "Title": "I killed 15 bad guys in my VR video game.", + "SelfText": "I realized my VR headset was unplugged the whole time and I killed real people." + }, + { + "Title": "In the year 2064, lizard-like aliens touched down on Earth and brainwashed nearly half of humanity, igniting World War 3.", + "SelfText": "It's taken us 12 years to realize that the other side of this war believes we are the ones fighting for the aliens." + }, + { + "Title": "I woke up feeling an intense pain in my gut.", + "SelfText": "I don't know who was more disturbed: me, or the medical student pulling out my intestines." + }, + { + "Title": "My calender clock rings in the New Year, 2,200.", + "SelfText": "I wonder for the millionth time if any humans survived the hell I fled on my private spaceship, and if I would've been better off staying to die quickly." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Boy am I glad that scary game isn't real,\" I said when I turned the TV off.", + "SelfText": "Then I turned around and saw the Evil Resident" + }, + { + "Title": "I always wonder why I can only recall moments of my life when I\u2019m staring at my mirror...", + "SelfText": "I\u2019ve started thinking that I may be the reflection." + }, + { + "Title": "My father was teaching me to hunt, and we had finally found the exact deer making all that noise.", + "SelfText": "But why, when it makes sound, does it still sound so far away?" + }, + { + "Title": "I wasn\u2019t able to find my son today so I went up to check his room", + "SelfText": "My heart sunk when I saw every day after today was ripped out oh his calendar" + }, + { + "Title": "The subreddit \u201cr/TwoSentenceHorror\u201d has been found to be an online meeting place for atheist extremists and terrorists.", + "SelfText": "All members will be seized." + }, + { + "Title": "\"Wherever you go, death will follow behind you, so tread carefully\", the fortune teller told her customer.", + "SelfText": "After the customer left, the fortune teller picked up her phone to tell the hitman that she had a new job for him" + }, + { + "Title": "I had a nightmare that my wife passed away from her terminal illness.", + "SelfText": "Reality was worse than my dream as I woke up and tried to wake her up for a moment, only to realize she wasn't breathing." + }, + { + "Title": "He was thrilled when he stepped out of the spaceship and saw the red planet.", + "SelfText": "He was puzzled when he heard a voice in his head, saying \u201cWelcome home\u201d." + }, + { + "Title": "After so many hours (days?) of the screeching, and pounding of hooves upon the dirt,", + "SelfText": "The head, arms & legs of the sacrifice were violently ripped off with the pieces landing with six wet thuds." + }, + { + "Title": "I never got to say goodbye to my husband", + "SelfText": "So when I dug up his body and the maggots and grubs crawled all over me it felt like the final hug that I deserved" + }, + { + "Title": "I thought I just had a cold,", + "SelfText": "but whatever\u2019s crawling out of my nose is NOT snot." + }, + { + "Title": "When I heard my wife screaming, I rushed into our fitness room and saw her sitting, sweating profusely, next to a running treadmill.", + "SelfText": "As I looked down at her baby bump and the blood on the floor, I realized it was too late to remind her once again that she was not out of shape." + }, + { + "Title": "He loved the sound of cracking his knuckles, especially when he was bored or nervous..", + "SelfText": "He didn\u2019t love it so much when he heard it coming from inside his closet" + }, + { + "Title": "I was in my room playing video games when my dad came in.", + "SelfText": "But my dad\u2019s been dead for 3 years it was a ghost spooky!" + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cI\u2019m so excited, it\u2019s always been a dream of mine to have a naked man tied up in bed.\u201d", + "SelfText": "\u201cLet me go get the needle and thread and we\u2019ll start closing up those pesky holes.\u201d" + }, + { + "Title": "Watching tornados is weirdly mesmerizing", + "SelfText": "I'm only confused about why it isn't moving." + }, + { + "Title": "\u201cYou\u2019ll be okay\u201d I mutter to myself repeatedly", + "SelfText": "As I try to put my child\u2019s head back together after accidentally backing up over him" + } +] \ No newline at end of file