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Muff Products Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools
A Muff Product Original Offers both Inch and Cunt Hair units of measurement Great gift idea for any man who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty Makes a great Gag Gift - But also works great as a measuring tape But wait, there's more!!! - Easy Grip with 30 Foot Tape Length - Contractor Grade Construction and Durability 1 Inch / 25.4 Cunt Hair Blade Width - 0.14 Cunt Hair Blade Thickness Color Multi, Brand Muff Products, Dimensions LxWxH 6 x 4.2 x 1.9 inches, Blade Length 30 Feet, Lock Type Slide, Is Discontinued No, Dimensions 6 x 

Price is $30.00
Price: $29.95