text: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO PICTURES YOU STUPID TOURIST BITCHnnOkay maybe she did not say the stupid tourist bitch part but it was in her eyes Her eyes were like evil little pegs stabbing me in the heart I loathe you gelato scooper ladynnWhat was I thinking taking pictures of the gelato sign outside I did not realize I was breaking some secret gelato code no photos of the gelateria or else ye shall be verbally lashed in front of tens of people nnWE DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE PICTURES OF OUR GELATO YOU STOP IT NOWnnUm okay Why the fuck notnnYOU WILL TRY TO STEAL OUR RECIPESnnOh I get it I can deduce a recipe simply by LOOKING at gelato Wow I am a fucking genius nnYOU CAN HAVE PICTURES FROM OUR WEBSITEnnOkay now I am pissed off And I have not had any gelato yet First she cockblocks my photographing skillz Then she tells me I may be a gelatorecipestealing thief And now she is graciously offering me pictures from their website as a consolation Gee THANKSnnBy this point I have mentally committed myself to hating their gelato nnAnd thankfully their gelato did not change my mind It was mediocre unflavorful and slightly watered down nnHey gelato lady I did not want pictures of your secondrate gelato anyway Take that