text: Look I am not fussy I am not mean I am not demanding I just want a glass of wine and some food I am even willing to just order off the board when the waitress cannot figure out that four people need more than one menu I really wish I could discuss the food but the service is so bad that I cannot remember what I had to eat nnIn case the staff reads yelp in between listening to the Smiths all day and wondering why they are not famous artists yet here are some tipsnn Bring menus for everyonen Do not walk away if only three people have ordered and there are four people at the tablen Do not roll your eyes kid n Do not pretend that you are a really good waitress who can remember everything You have to write it down because when you do not write it down you will end up bringing me the wrong thing n Do not forget to take empty plates off the rickety unclean table because otherwise there is nowhere to put down the food It is ok the first time you bring it because the order is wrong and you have to take it back See number n Do not let our wine glasses get empty We live in the midwest too We hate it here too We need more wine