text: I cannot believe that Thomas Keller put his name anywhere near this restaurant Does not he run two of the top restaurants in the WORLD I would expect the BEST service the BEST ambiance and the BEST food from himnnOur waiter was sweaty and had to read from a notepad to tell us the specials He never once asked me if I wanted a refill on our wine In fact he never checked in one us during our hour and half meal to see if we needed anything Kudos to the busboy and the other wait staff for stepping up a bit bc he SUCKED The place was messy there was food on the floor and the dessert menu was actually dirty I opted against ordering dessert not only bc there was leftover godknowwhat on the menu but bc the options were so bland I could have gone to dennys and had better options i think i could have flan ice cream with chocolate sauce lemon tart or chocolate mousse Hmmm real high class optionsnnThe food I have to admit was good I am not saying GREAT but good I sure as hell cannot believe we paid for a slab of PORKbut that is the price of taking a chance and ordering a special from a sweaty redfaced waiter who kind of splittles when he talks I think he mighta been high or drunk nnTo give you some perspective Martini House is one of my favorites the food ambiance and staff are ALWAYS impecible Chez Pannise is a miracle as far as restaurants go I can go there and order anything off their menu and want to lick the plate I will never go anywhere near Bouchon againand if this is what I can expect from the French Laundrythenfuck their three month wait list Why would I even go there