text: seconds in this posh place and I was already excited They had a coffee bar the most awesome assortment of bottled beverages I have seen in ANY hookah bar and the atmosphereoh my is it lavishnnIt was a trapnn for a one hose hookah ties the priciest I have ever paid Wait what is that It is just because it is a Saturday night Now you are pushing it Well at least I can split the cost with my friends Four people to a hookah will be alright I suppose A cover charge you say Five dollars for each of my friends who did not order a hookah Alright now we are up to for four of us to share a one hosennBut the nickelanddiming does not end there You will also be required to purchase a drink No hard feelings about the drink itselfthe introduction to sparkling Voss was welcome But to pay for that after the coveris not that a little extreme for a hookah barnnAfter shelling out what felt like a ripoff I was still ready to have my mind blown by this place Too bad I did not even get to sit on the second floor I asked and received no reason why it could not be done when my party was the only one in the building If you ever have the misfortune of coming here you will see why that is a big dealthe second floor is the coolest little balcony you will ever see at at a hookah barnnSo I finally get the hookah It looked like an expensive piece but I was displeased to see instant light coals low quality sitting on top I huffed and I puffed but could barely muster one iota of smoke After sucking ash I complained to the waitress who was almost clueless about what to donn minutes later I got my hookah back It smoked alrighttoo bad they used the cheapest shisha Why charge so much when you use such a low quality product nnI can barely even call Harem a hookah bar I think that is just a front It is a place to sip coffee and Voss in style that just happens to serve subpar hookahs on the side It is the most expensive place of its kind yet has the worst quality I have ever encountered One star is too much and I may never go againunless they let me smoke on the second floor