text: This should be called the porn hotel Several of us were staying here for business We came to the conclusion over lunch that this is less than desirable for a business traveller hotel unless you are a porn producernnFirst the entire hotel is dark Have they heard of watt bulbs This is where ugly people go to screw nnThe rooms have the bed in the middle of the room This can be off putting to a business traveller But it allows for dramatic degree views of the action Did I mention that the room was dark Is makes it a challenge finding the bathroom in this goofy studio floor plan The closet is also hidden for those pornos that want to have the rapist waiting in the closet motifnnDid I mention the music It is everywhere and loud It makes it difficult to have a conversation Oh yeah and it sounds like a porn soundtracknnThere are a few suggestions for improvement n All of the bell men should get s porn stachesn They need the bell men to wear dress shirts unbuttoned to the navel over day old wife beaters