text: The club equivalent of Rocky at the beginning of Rocky III The only problem is there is no Apollo Creed to train up this club and make it awesome enough to kick Dragos ass in Rocky IV nnWhile Pure certainly has all the elements of a Vegas nightclub beautiful views good VIP sections and mindnumbingly stupid waitresses with large fake breasts it fails to measure up in a few key categories nn Line at the door Bouncers here probably would be better equipped with cattleprodders than clipboards since the entryway of this megaclub more closely resembles something out of Upton Sinclairs The Jungle than it does a line at a fancy clubnn Bridal Parties Look I love me a good garter belt as much as the next redblooded American male but when the bridal parties outnumber the single chicks to there is a problem The problem is that I can only see a finite number of penisshaped objects and gaudy pink sashes before they spoil the view nn Overcrowded I know that I do not have three rolls of fat at the back of my neck and I do not weigh pounds nor am I a foot tall exmodel so I may not be an expert in running the door at a club like this but is not part of the bargain in charging a cover that you promise to keep the number of people somewhat limited This place got so crowded that I was scared to leave the VIP for fear of being trampled by overweight intoxicated bridestobe and their manic bridesmaids nnOverall I enjoyed the view the table service and the beautiful Vegas skyline but without VIP access I would not ever venture back to this lackluster gem of the Vegas Strip