text: Hmma little late to be writing about pridebut here goesnnIve been to pride several times and each time I am left asking myself Why I mean do not get me wrong I love hanging with my peeps but it just seems like a big drunken shitshow nnIn my best Bob Ross I am going to paint a picture of this event for younnWere here parade is over and we are ready to gay it the eff up Cool now let me whip out my to buy a ticket Hmm now I am thirsty for overpriced beerflavored waterwhat is that huge line for Must be the bathroomsoh what is that It is to get a wristband for aforementioned beverages Word minutes later Sweeeeet Got my wristband now where is the beeeeer Hey man can I get a brewski Huh Tickets NahI have this wristband see Oh there is a line to buy drink tickets Snap minutes later Ew hide creepy exgirlfriend minutes later Ok now what was I doing again Beerlineugh finally got my beerlet us go check out the booths nnReal estate and sunglassesso I can shade my eyes as I buy a house from you Oh wait there is one cool booth Thanks Fascinations for the free lube and gift cardnnNot the whole deal but you get my gist