text: This motel was cheap so we did not expect a resortbut what we got was nothing short of sketchy We stayed th of July weekend so the place was booked to capacity The bottom line is that I would never pay over a night for this place and even thenwell I just would not stay again nn I am just going to give a list of pros and cons to make this quick or I might be here all night Here goes the good the bad and the ugly nnThe Good nNice showerhead decent pressure endless hot water nGreat AC unitnFast checkinnGreat parking nThe restaurant next door is called Cocos and they are AMAZING and are getting a wonderful review after I have a chance to rest nPool was decent with nice furniture and towels available They also kept it open all the time unless people got out of hand which did not happen during our visit nSecurity guard was a really nice guy nWalking distance to strip us middleaged outofshape moms even managed it in the severe heat It took us about minutes to get from the motel to the Excalibur nnThe BadnKey cards were touchy not good in degree heat nDoor facing afternoon sun way too hot to touch swollen shut required kicking as per maintenance to open Huge fire safety issue in my opinion also annoying nCarpet really old bunched up dirty and worn Just walking from the shower to the bed resulted in dirty feet nWiFi was very spotty and slow however it was this way all over town GG was terrible as well so this was likely a result of just too many people using all of it and probably not the fault of the hotel nBedside lamps brokennBathroom door latch brokennSeriously bad paint jobnVery loud luckily the AC noise masked most of it Helicopters every minutes hours a day nLots of unsavory characters milling about even two different creepy guys who kept watching our year old daughters swim nWhile the sheets and pillow cases appeared clean the blanket in between the sheets was gross nWhen we asked for an extra pillow we were told they had run out They also never gave us the second luggage rack we had requested in order to keep our stuff off their gross floor nThe toilet seat was public style with no lid VERY annoying when the bathroom is the size of a postage stamp Hard not to drop things inside nExpired pizza advertisements with expired coupon codes nThe room was VERY small Not too bad for two people but not good for at all nScrewed up driveway entrance Do yourself a favor and if there is a car there go in the next driveway and then cut over Better yet find a better motel nOnly two electrical outlets in the whole room nnThe UGLYnROACHES Seriously inch long roaches IN OUR ROOM nRodent seen entering large vent across from pool entrancenThe above would not be nearly so bad if we had seen ANY evidence of ongoing pest control The woman at the desk was actually kind of rude about itlike we were prudes for expecting our room to be free of pests nA woman in our group was propositioned for sex as if she were a prostitute working out of this hotel It was am nIce machine broken apparently only one for this huge hotel Front desk advised us to just go buy some at the SEVERELY overpriced liquor store next door nnI guess it could have been worseI mean they could have had hourly rates posted nnI may actually have more but I am not sure where my daughter put the list