text: Thomas Keller you are such a disappointment nnI had such high hopes for the man who created French Laundry that I expected greatness in the form of a croque madame and sour cream waffles I envisioned the ordinary to become extraordinary I dreamed of waves of flavor dancing on my tongueInstead the highlight of my meal were the fries that came with the croque madame nnWait I do not think you understand what I just said FRIES WERE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY MEALnnBouchon was completely underwhelming The waffles were soggy as was the toast in the croque madame There was nothing that made me go wow everything tasted like it would at any other placennNot only was the food mediocre but for a restaurant of this stature I would expect good service Instead we had the busboy taking our orders and attempting to answer our questions Where was our waiter I have no ideawe only saw him once or twice the entire mealnnSo Thomas why did you put your name to something so blah I hope you do not disappoint me when I finally make the trek to your pride and joy up north