text: Get fcuked up and eat pizza Old Eugine ProverbnnSome old Chinese fool tried to jack that shit from me and use it as his ownnnIm going to lay it down on how to get to this place Do not deviate from these directionsnnWalk by all the squealing Asian girls coming out of the club that think they are cuter than they actually are Actuallythinking they are cute at all is wrongnFive steps past the white girls riding the escalator barefoot nMake a right when you see the Latinas showing off their newly acquired neck art hickiesnAnd when you see an angry black chickrun the other way Fcuk the pizzannWas the pizza really that good I do not remember My buddy liked it I guess I did too Not as much as the Reyka tonics I was guzzling down at a frantic pace earlier Evidently I waxed two slices made it back to the room and gracefully blacked out I woke up in the middle of the night with a shivering case of mud butt That means two things nn It was greasyn It was goodnnI do faintly recall burping up pepperoncinis while on the throne I love those things Both the pepperoncinis and the porcelain LaZBoynn gleaming stars might be a bit too generous but hell are not you all generous and shit when you get shitfaced nnYeahthought so