text: Please set up a reservation for twentypeople in advance of their arrival Do not have them waiting forty minutes after their time of reservation because you failed to launch Please bring us our drinks before fifteen minutes have elapsed Do not have us waiting for thirty minutes to even place our order Please have at least three servers assigned our largepartytable Do not stiff us with just two Please have the music on level five so we can still have a conversation without yelling Do not have it on level twelve so at the end of three hours we are nearly deaf Please step up your service even on a Saturday night Do not make us have talk to the manager or have to Yelp you