text: Much ado about nothing Have heard so much about Sams Cafe and now wonder why Upon entering the first and lasting impression was that it was dirty Okay in my Harley riding days I have eaten at many greasy spoons that turned out dynamite food Not the case here Service was perfunctory but that could be owing to the place being so busy Coffee was decent Ordered the Western Omelet Huge To their credit it was filled with slices of bacon instead of just pieces slices of ham instead of diced pieces and large pieces of sausage patties That having been said the vegetables were soggy and the entire omelet lacked seasoning of any kind Totally bland The American Fries were a soggy mess and also without flavor Had to have at least a half order of their much ballyhooed French Toast after reading the rave reviews here Blah Did these reviewers eat the same stuff as I did There was nothing remotely commendable about it It was soggy and relatively flavorless I tried it with and without syrup The syrup at least gave it flavor albeit that of low grade imitation maple syrup It is been a while since I left that much food on my plate This may be a case of the Emperors New Clothes as it is with so many of the In places in CYOU Oh look we found this quaint little cafe downtown you must try it Of course if you disagree you are obviously declasse Color me declasse