text: I feel like I just walked into the seven levels of shitty hair metal hell The story was over the top cheesy with nothing but hours of blowjob jokes for both the straight and gay persuasion The only thing giving this a second star was the immense amount of eye candy steering your eyes away from the rest of the garbage productionnnThank the universe I got these tickets for free We sat in the rockstar sectionfirst three rows and they cost bucks There were six of us topping dollars for the entire experience Rip offnnIf I were middle aged and hammered off ten whiskey sours I would have loved this show You would have seen me belting out absurd lyrics about vagina innuendos while wishing to myself that I was Tommy Lee Unfortunately for ROA my parents actually taught me what good music should sound like nnSpoof shows only have the fizzle of the music selection they makeand hair metal should have killed itself with aids thirty years ago They were both very popular in the s nnI wish Eddie Money had his own Vegas show