text: Talk about disappointed I had high hopes for this place what with its location and idiosyncratic name But after an hour or so and a couple drinks I could not get past the meh feeling that was permeating both my inner ennui and this bar as a whole That is when it hit me Coldplay started to play over the speakers and I knew I had found the musical analogue for this joint nnTurf Coldplay Trying to give you what want and failing epically All the things you are supposed to like the things you like about similar bandsbars have all been included You liked it once you will like it again Right nnMuch like Coldplays pomp and circumstance that is ultimately soulless Turf Accountant fails to be genuine on any level Its all carefully crafted to give you some blend of quasiupscale Irish hipster cool but it just fails to deliver I knew it was time to go when I heard Chris Martins voice If you find middling boring I suggest passing on Turf