text: It is shows like these that make me feel ooh so patrioticnnDo you like watching crazy stunts Do you like barely clad beautiful bodiesnnPicture itnA beautiful glistening body nMuscles tensenOoh mynDid he actually just do thatnOoh mynNow he is taking off clothesnnYes there are lovely lady athletes too for all you guysnnCombine this with hilarious Xrated humor and an intimate venue that makes you feel up close and oh so personalnnSide splitting guilty gigglesnJaw dropping acrobaticsnSexy bodies in your facennnThis is what America is all about At least on vacation