text: Short version The food is absolutely nothing special The high prices for what is at best Olive Garden quality fare is ridiculous The food takes ages to arrive Plus you may still end up seated next to Vegas aholes The only upside is that the servers are friendly and attentivennLong version So my girlfriend two female colleagues and I were in Vegas for a conference We are trying to figure out where to get dinner and we finally end up at Bouchon It is a celebritychef restaurant in The Venetian The decor is impressive The prices are high The menu is written to get you excited about the food We were expecting amazing things The many people on the waitstaff were extremely friendly so we were even more expectant We asked that our food entrees apps and sides be served at the same time It took minutes for the meal to arrive And it was so disappointingnnThe onion soup and white sausage entree were good nothing terrible but for an affected overpriced French bistro from a celebrity chef I was expecting much better than Olive Garden level Both my colleagues said their main dishes were pretty good but nothing to brag about One of them also got a side order of pomme frites They were plain bland French fries The fries at Smashburger put these to shame for Gods sake My gf got the worst of it The roasted squash was soggy on top and hardundercooked on the bottom and bland all over The fried zucchini blossoms were inedible oilsponges She literally did not eat them The salade de tomate was swimming in vinaigrettennThen to add insult to injury a group of five arrogant dudes and one skank in their late s came in Where do you think they got seated As far away from all other human beings as possible Nope Right next to us And I do mean right next There was hardly any space at all between their table and ours Tip to the Bouchon hostesses when a pack of ahole guys comes in do not seat them next to a table with three attractive women and one guy I knew these guys were dbags the second I saw them and I was right They kept staring over and sure enough as predicted one of the scumbags could not resist making a loud inappropriate comment directed at one of the women at our table Naturally this pssy never ever would have done that if he had been there by himself but surrounded by his fellow scum he was bravennNice going Bouchon We wait forever for overpriced mediocre food and end up getting harassed by the shtbags you seated right up against our table