text: I first need to mention that some coworkers of mine were searching for a last minute deal on a hotel for our small weekend gathering in Las Vegas We definitely were not looking to book the Ritz but we were trying to avoid staying at a truck stop level motel Well we found out the hard way It is a deal for a reason I am surprised they are still open and that people are not checking out in droves This is perhaps the filthiest hotel that I have ever had the misfortune of staying in Yes there were mirrors on the ceiling circa The furniture more specifically the TV was completely outdated The floors walls bathtub you name it were stained torn and in some cases had been punctured This might have occurred when the previous occupant perhaps a pimp had discovered that his employee was stealing crack from him The mattress was hard like two stained box springs stacked on top of each other The bed was covered in cheap old white sheets and a ratty stained comforter I definitely did not come anywhere near touching that The only view I had was through some old smelly curtains and dirt covered glass of the airport and some parking lots The shower divert er barely worked and the tub did not drain Calls to the front desk never resulted in any improvement That coupled with the smell in the room was bad enough But when I had the misfortune of visiting my coworkers equally filthy rooms I had to walk back down the hall across the torn and stained carpeting to the barely functioning elevators A couple of people complained that they could not get off the floor due to the elevator malfunctioning Did I mention the smell It was a mixture of coconut deodorizer and ass One morning I got in late to find that the elevator was being tended to by a guy in what appeared to be a hazmat suit I do not even want to know about that The thing that really pissed me off though was that they had the nerve to charge a daily resort fee Apparently this was for the closed pool and grounds under construction never before mentioned and the nonexistent service I plan to never stay at this poor excuse for a hotel again that is unless I start turning tricks The thought of it makes me all itchy all over