text: I am a dive bar expert I love me a good dive bar The darker and older the better The surly regulars on the fringes of society are my peoplennThis place is shit Not The Shit Actual shit as in a piece of crapnnWe ordered wings after the bartender bragged how they were the best in town and the regulars started laughing about how they just cooked a bunch of fish they caught locally in the frier and that our wings were going to taste fishy Not in a we are fuckin with you way but more of a we have no sense of self waynnHomo say whatnnThey did taste fishy We each ate only one Everyone was having a great time about it We left an entire plate of uneaten wings and nobody gave a shit Fine no problem nnWe finished our beers and leftnnEven if the wings were not trouty they were way too big Bigger is not better in the case of wings They are not actually buffalo wings and should not resemble some bloated and abused fictional beast They should be from chickens SMALL CREATURES CALLED CHICKENSnnnThe end