text: Make Great Success The Pizza By Napoli Waynn Find a major road in this case Thunderbird and set up shop at the nearest available crossroads Do not worry about location though Given the size of Phoenix the chances that you will be a fiveminute drive from AT LEAST THREE other dinein pizza places is pretty lownn Decorate the place once and leave it In the pizza game you can never look too vintagenn The one or two guys with the heaviest accents Put them on the register You want to look authenticnn Do not waste time worrying about a diverse menu Just serve the same pizza and wings as your competition People do not eat pizza for the taste they eat it for nostalgia and with that decadesold decor and Old World accents NOBODY will be more nostalgic than you babynn Charge extra for everything Soda refills Ranch cups When they got to pay fifty cents more for it it tastes better It is science nn Since you are right by ASU West why do not you offer a lunch special for all of those hungry students Hey now do not get ahead of yourself Just offer two slices of your most generic in this case cheese pie at a reduced price If you make the slices light enough they will spring for a third or some wings After eating Aramark food the other four days a week college students will pay stupid coin for authentic pizza with a quirky retro feel nn Do not tell anyone that you are actually from Albania and not Sicily You will lose your street crednn Uhwe thought we could stretch this out to but that is really all you need Oh if you want you can set up an arcade machine preferably one of a yup you guessed it a D fightersee You are getting where we are coming from in the corner just in case they do not want to spend their fifty cents to refill their mountain dew You will get those bastards one way or anothernnVery nice