text: I AM SO SAD Earl of Sandwich has definitely downgraded from the glory it used to bennI came here on my last trip to Vegas only to find out that Earl is now only a shadow of his former self nnLet me interject with some background history I frequented Vegas when I lived in Southern California When I say frequent I mean at least once a month I know Vegas like the back of my hand I can tell you what hotels are located where and what time each of the nightclubs guestlists close I was very familiar with Earls menu Drunkenly slurring out an order for the Earls Cobb wrap debating over the potato salad in the fridge with my heels in hand at am in the morning that was my THINGnnSo on my most recent trip I happily approached the cashier at Earls announcing that I would like to order the Earl Cobb Wrap This was what I had been looking forward to all night postclubbing Not squeezing myself into a dress not enjoying the live DJ performing at a million or billion dollar club or whatever but shoving Earls in my face drunkenly after a night of dancing nnThen the cashier said the words that absolutely broke my heart We do not have the Earl Cobb WrapnnI stared agape at him The wrap that I had eaten loyally for years straight on my every trip was GONE Just like that nnI spent a while in disbelief drunkenly lamenting my sadness to MrCashier before reluctantly ordering a Chinese Chicken Wrap and making my way down the queue nnWalking through the line I brightened up at the thought of at least getting my potato salad I peered into the refridgerator And my spirits plummetted once again What was once a generous portion of potato salad think oz was now oz The same applied for the yogurt parfait it was half the size it used to be And surprise surprise the prices were still the same original pricesnnBy the time I get to the front cashier where customers pay I was one sad drunken lady I shook the potato salad in Mr nd Cashiers face demanding WHY Why did you make this smaller What happenednnMr nd Cashier responded tonelessly he was probably used to these reactions Corporate happenednnWhen I received my wrap instead of the wheat pita bread Earls wraps used to use it was some stupid flour tortilla Dry and definitely did not soften the loss of my beloved Earl Cobb Wrap BlehnnAnd so I shake my fist as I angrilly write this review Darn you Corporate darn you How dare you take away what was once magical about Earl of Sandwich