text: This restaurant give me a profound case of chronic eyeblech and the only cure for this is severe eyerollingnnIt makes me feel silly being in here the corniness of the grounds down to the slide into the restaurant and the token longhorn out front Its one of those places that you smile at your company and pretend that the BBQ ribs are delicious and not massively fatty as if the steer was fed in the corn varietal Capn CrunchnnI feel slightly embarrassed as a Phoenician that THIS is the place they choose to host the participants of the Valley bowl games as it does not represent the authenticity of the gorgeous valley cuisine It is beginner Texas BarBQue which if its a style you are unfamiliar with tastes adequate I am not sure I even saw a pit or a smokehouse on the premises so in retrospect I would actually think about sticking with the chicken nnBut there ARE some positives to Rustlers Rooste The views are second to none for a Phoenixarea restaurant And they serve Shiner Bock on tap into a mason jar and down your gullet Their happy hour specials seem really good and you know when discussing the matter of your middleaged coworkers in Friday jeans and hair buns The Roostes thematics actually works in a charming way As a bonus you actually get to avoid the throngs of MidWesterners and their children during this time of the daynnOverall this place is a very uncreative knockoff of Cattlemans Steakhouse in Fabens Texas