text: Crikey We have got a screamer here but not as entertaining as Gordon Ramsey Do not sit at the counter unless you want to hear this little spitfire lady scream out every minutes I need a runner here Oh boy I NEED AN ASPIRINnnI might have put up with the clucking of the loud obnoxious lead waitress at the pass screaming out for service had the food been at least worth it My waitress was very sweet and helpful in describing what is good to eat She was pushing the hash as the best thing on the menu I decided to play it safe with a cheese omelet I struck out on this one The omelet was rubbery and the potatoes were greasy which really did a number on me a few hours later I do not know what they put in the potatoes but they had a rancid taste and the slight smell and taste of vinegar The portions are ridiculousness huge but considering the double wide waste lines of the patrons in this joint I can see why the customers do not complain nnAnother reason not to sit at the counter the absolutely most disgusting thing I have read in a restaurant or for that matter read anywhere in public except maybe in a doctors exam room was pasted on the wall right in front of me at the lunch counter nnAre you ready Waitif you are eating and reading put your fork down now Fair warninghere it comes Remember I did not get that warning as I was eating my rubber omelet When you sit at a lunch counter it is normal to glance around and stare directly ahead of you My attention was drawn to a cheeky sign that read Will trade coffee for gossip Ok that is typical coffee house cute That is not the bad part Below this sign there is a typed notice from management to the employees on when it is acceptable for an employee to be excused from coming to work There are five reasons and I only got to read up to before I lost my appetite reading about projectile bodily functions The sign says something to the affect that in order to protect the health of the other workers and patrons the following reasons are acceptable accuses for not coming to work They are Vomiting Diarrhea who knows what the rest said Bleh nnSo there I sat with little miss spitfire hollering out for service on my right I got the busboy on my left drying all the flatware and clanging them into containers while giving me the stink eye every so often I have got this sign in front of me that I should have taken as a warning for my afternoon discomfort to come Earlier the waitress offered to give me a sampling of the hash which thankfully she forget to bring I pushed the rubber egg aside grabbed the check and headed to the cashier When the cashier asked me if everything was alright I asked her if she thought that was appropriate to post that sign at the lunch counter for customers to read She was grossed out as much as I was and said she would talk to management Not an entirely pleasant breakfast experience at Egg Works My stomach is still churning from the obnoxious breakfast and the sound of the waitress screaming I need a runner here is still in my head Oye