text: You hear about the most amazing pizza ever You arrive and are told the wait is hours You are encouraged to go to the wine bar next door where you are treated indifferently You wait You wait You waitnnYour name is finally called and you are directed to a table You are rushed through your order Your salad arrives It is a mound of lettuce with four small olives Your pizzas arrive They are soggy and floppy on the inside burnt on the crust You ask for a little parmesan You are brought a dish of cheese with a spoon in it that is clearly circulated around the restaurant as needednnYour bill arrives Nearly for two mediocre pizzas and a salad You look at the itemized receipt Side Parm the equivalent of charging patrons ketchup for fries and not telling them about itnnYou do not come back