text: Never thought I would be writing a review for a swimming pool but here I am Mental note check out DC YMCA very soonnnMGMs pool complex is a really nice oasis of relaxation minus the drunk sunburned fools with oz souvenir MGM mugs sucking down frozen daiquiris and shaking you by the shoulders while screamslurring Vegasssh bayybeee Get exshiteddd Why are not you exshiteddnnTheres a lazy river and it is fun to float a few laps around the complex but BOOOOO on you MGM for charging for a tube The lazy river is mostly where the aforementioned screamslurrers hang out but fortunately there are other pools to escape to One of them is adults only and another is andup Barmaids circulate taking orders for oz piufa coladas or oz Bud Lights in metal bottles or whatever your little liver desires Riiip offff but who is going to sit poolside without a tasty bev in Vegas Charge it to the room and forget about itnnAnd while Vegas as a whole provides endless opportunities for killer people watching there is still no better place for it than the pool I got to scratch species off my People Watchers Life List at the pool alone this weekend