text: star average out of reviews What could go wrong UGHnnWTF Yelp You are usually spot on or at least KIND OF in the ballpark when it comes to rating places I have honestly noidea how Sevens has a star averagennFor a small positive at least the decor is cool The big garage doors opened onto a large patio and as other reviews mention the ambiance is pretty awesome I loved the big sparkly lamplight fixture that hung over a tall table in the middle of the dining room Everything felt modern and sleek I thought the chalkboard inside the bar area really clashed with the decorI do not know spelling out your million fruity martini drinks Orange Julius I just got diabetes does not seem so fancynnThe location is weird This place had to have been a bank in a former life right It sits like a giant mansion right on McDowell and th and right besides some SKETCHO hotel Me Who the hell stays at a hotel right here Boyfriend People making meth We walked in and seeing three other tables at am on a Sunday in Scottsdale should have known to just peace out The first thing I saw was a couple sending back a plate of food Awesome It took way too long to be greeted Our server was nice enough but it was so obvious he wanted to be ANYWHERE but working I understand it is Memorial Day weekend and you are working but man You just got to do it sometimesnnThe food actually earned the second star It was pretty tasty I had the veggie benedict I loved the tiny knife cuts of assorted veggiesroasted asparagus standing out and it was tasty although one of my poached eggs had been pierced and the yolk was all sopped up by the English muffin by the time it arrived to the table The hash browns were seasoned and delicious My side of fruit was on the same plate as the hot foodno separate tiny bowl or plate for cold fruit It was mehhoneydew melon watermelonnnBF ordered the enraged corned beef hash Again he said it was tasty but not exactly enraging aka not that spicy and it came with a uniform square Kraft single of cheese melted on top UhnnProtip They serve bottomless mimosas for until pm on the weekend Even if you just want two get this Why Because just one is Made with bottled concentrated juice and a normal amount of champagne Really I can go down the street to Orange Table leaps and bounds over Sevens in all aspects and get a full glass of champagne St Germain their Daybreak drinkdelicious for Give me a break nnPerhaps their star average is based on an amazeballs degree turn from breakfast dinner and happy hourbut we will not be back to find out