text: There is something a little unsettling about going to an Italian restaurant and being told by an angry German man that they will not serve you Did not Mussolini and Hitler form some sort of tag team about denying people what they wanted or some suchnnNot that I am comparing the inability to order a set of damn meatballs to genocide but I have actually been told I could not get food there nobodys ever tried to shove me into a gas chamber Melt me in lava impale me throw me off of catwalks that do not meet OSHA standards wreck my pod racer and ignite the bio gas coming from the Deathstars latrines with a bomb surennHeres the deal If your website says you are open till midnight every nightwhen someone shows up at do not tell them that you closed an hour and a half ago because it was a vittle slow It is Vegas the town never shuts down You are telling me that you closed your entire restaurant in a major strip casino hours early because you felt like it This has happened of the last times we have gone there nnDo these people have ANY idea how hard it is to find parking for the Deathstar Those resort parking lots are designed for dollar a day subcompact rentals not capital spaceships And do not even get me started on what happened last time I parked it valet I am still paying the fines associated with the planetoid they blew up because they thought the Deathray button was the ebrake It takes effort to get to this placennThe worst part is just how unapologetic and rude these people are about it Look I have dined at the Harlem location I know that you have to book it half a year in advance and if you do not like it then that is no sweat off of them becausewellyou have to book it half a year in advance But this is a much larger space in a major Vegas resort and one that I have never seen at more than capacity You are not that damn special You are not afforded the right to be a bunch of jackasses You guys are lucky that I had a game Keno ticket at Caesars that I would not have been able to check on had I been thrown out of the casino for Force Choking all of you otherwise it would have been the end of all of younnThe food It is delicious when you can get it The meatballs are literally the best I have had anywhere Of course the Lady Vader has figured out how to perfectly replicate them so we do not need you for that The pasta dishes are delicious but nothing that cannot be easily replaced by venturing about a mile off strip and going to Ferraros The service alone drops this thing all the way down from a solid possibly even a to a And rest assured we will NOT be returning to be denied for a rd time out of the last which is probably best for the staffs health nnA very sincere shove an iLightsaber up your ass and a score of Deathstars