text: I just cannot seem to get on the Cafe Rio bandwagon Oh I have tried and tried and tried nThere are some things I like about Cafe Rio n location It is less than a minute walk from my office n the staff are super friendly and super quick even when the place is hopping n it is one of the cleanest restaurants near UNLV n tres leches Oddly enough the tres leches here is actually pretty decent Its not the best but I have had a heck of a lot worse at places that serve better food nIf this is all it took to get me to love something my wife would be worried nnBut the things I do not like are the reasons I just cannot believe in the CR dogman The food is just bland Granted I am limited in my options since I do not eat meat but the salsas and sauces just do not have much flavor I am not expecting a spicy explosion of flavor just something I can taste but I cannot get this heren Price Just under gets me a burrito and a soda I can get the same at Chipotle for a almost less and they have better salsa n The feeling After eating CR I feel like I was punched repeatedly in the stomach Ok its not that bad of feeling but I just feel icky I do not know why but I do not get this same feeling from other burrito joints