text: First let me say oh yuck Second let me say that I did not go there for the bar or loungey latenight scene So maybe that is betterbut probably notnnIt was around on Friday and my fiancue and I stopped by to have appetizers and drinks The mixed drinks were pretty bad the orange bowl gag and a basic dirty martini which was supposed to be a well drink but they charged an extra to make it up akaadding olive juice Lame count nnThe bruschetta turned out to be a lukewarm pita with some vegetables and feta on top Nothing to hold the toppings on when you bit into it Not bad but I have had better Lame count nnThe calamari were more like hockey pucks than squid Overbreaded overseasoned All you tasted was powdery fake seasoning Lame count nnThe chicken wings were bland fatty and made with badquality chicken No flavor no spice Howeverthe fries were good But honestly I could have gone to In n Out Burger if all I wanted was fresh potato fries nnLame count why keep track after Strike The name of the place says it all once you taste the food and drinks all you can think about is how you are going to Escape nnAfter not having eaten anything from Escape we stopped by The Herb Box I ordered the Jerk Pork Sliders with Jicama Slawwhich were great If you are in DC ranch and want reasonablypriced food with a fun atmosphere go there instead Escape was still dead while Herb Box was hopping