text: Can I give this place negative numbersnnIm confusedI do not know what happened but this takes the cake for the WORST place I have ever been And I am fairly easygoing when it comes to foodunless there is none And I was with five other people who agreed And I think they coat their hands with butter every morning when they come into work because everyone kept dropping things apparentlysee belownnLets see We were hungover and just wanted a good brunch They kept us waiting for over minutes for a table even though there was no wait The waiter kept apologizing and even came to tell us that they had spilled water on our table and were clearing it upnnWe sat downjust happy to have food Waited another minutes for the waiter Ordered Waited another minutes for food minutes later when we asked where our coffee was you know what the waitress told us Oh so I was bringing the coffee when I spilled it but I am going to get another one right now Er okay Either that is their rule for whenever they are lagging or she really did coat her hands with butter Several people ordered the French toast which tasted like we were eating pure sugar No joke Like sugar out of the sugar jar Maybe mixed with a little bit of honey and with sugar and honey in the shape of pears on top Plus they brought us hot coffee with straws in itwho dOES that Not straws to mix huge straws where you drink slushies out of them nnAfter a hour ordeal of what was supposed to be a quick brunch we were still starving annoyed and poorer nnYouve shamed French food forever nnBoo to you Bouchon Boo to you