text: What They do not have air conditioning in Ireland Agnes of God It was hotter than the Blarney Stone on a hot humid June day Plus we were tucked in away in an alcove which was probably a cool table I am just not into big groups being smashed in a corner What if I have to get out and pee What if there is a fire What if that mean leprachaun from that Jennifer Aniston movie comes in with a machete and starts hacking people nThe Good Server was very friendly and did not mind being called babe but do not call her sweetheart I think gay guys can get a way with this Hetero men I am not so sure Smithwick on tap My Irish eyes were smiling Cute ass plaid skirts worn by cute as hell servers nThe Bad Potato skinsummmso basically it is a boiled potato with some weird cheese film wrapped around it like gauze on a big toe But it came with sour cream and chives and I could rub that all over my body and be happynThe Ugly NEVER did we receive silverware Service was s l o w Look we are not in Europe We are not a leisurely people Atmosphere was scattered and not really an Irish theme threaded throughout the large space This one busboy chewing gum like a horse coming off ecstasy Gross I hate gum chewers Especially when they are working nEtcThe Club sandwich was pretty good Great grain bread and a cranberry mayo but slim on the turkey and it had that weird processed texture and flavornABC was there citing the bartender for serving underage drinkers Poor dude It was an awkward moment for everyone nSo Darcy McGees I would be back for a Smithwick But my Lucky Charms ass will be sure to bring a small fan And of course My IDnCheers