text: FINALLY a place for hipster wannabes from Assfucklandia to circle jerk It is ABOUT FUCKING TIME I was able to overspend for a drink and mingle with douchenozzles in ascots and Morrissey glasseswhat took you so long downtown Vegas Is there any way I can get a punchcard mortgage your house times to buy drinks get one percentage point free Where do I sign upnnIm on the fence about all this downtown boosterism but on the whole progress is good so I went in to support the new local bar Sure it SCREAMS douchetown from the outsidebut I did go in with an open mind I swearnnI bit my tongue while navigating the thug mooks manning the velvet rope out front I bit it again when I shelled out for a drink that costs that right across the street But after hanging out at this place for hours I are not biting it no morennSo many annoying things about this place There are these weird sort of securitytypes loitering around inside who cannotwill not answer your simplest questions The whole fuckin reason I went here was to check out the upstairs patio but it was closed Why No one knew I wanted to order one of the hot drinks that are labeled upstairs drinks so wanted to know if they were available though the patio is closed No one knew Finally found out from the waitress that they were NOT available so ordered one of their corny specialty drinksand it was served incomplete without the special garnish that is an INTEGRAL PART of the drink If you are going to charge exorbitant prices for mixology drinks at least make them right nnThe other annoying aspect is the music it is so LOUD My vocal chords were seriously strained after spending a couple hours here trying to chat with my date And that was before the DJ even started upnnSpeaking of the DJ he was the only cool thing about this joint I expected a douchey hipster type but he turned out to be an awesomely frumpy older dude with a beer gut Cokebottle glasses and stringy balding hair He looked more like a childrens party clownsecret child molester than your average DJ and for that I give him MAJOR propsnnI actually do genuinely love this barbecause it keeps all the pretentious assholes in one place so I do not have to deal with them elsewhere on Fremont St So enjoy that jizz fizz asswad I will be across the street I would rather drink among degenerate bluehairs in a smokefilled casino bar ANY DAY Hell I would rather drink Thunderbird out of a paper bag in the old Ambassador parking lot with that Santa Claus winoGUARANTEED to be more fun than shouting til your vocal chords are raw with the stuckup asswads in Commonwealth