text: My friends from law school and I went here Saturday night to celebrate of our party getting engaged It was by far the absolute worst most bizarre and offensive dining experience I have ever had There were of us and we had a reservation for We arrived about minutes late which I thought was pretty good for such a large party and waited in the foyer of the tiny place for a hostess Then I saw the hostess complaining that we were late and rudely call me at to ask if we were coming I waved and said we would been there Did she not notice the large group by the door When we were seated our waiter again remarked that they were waiting for us Seriously minutes Relax Terrible way to start a celebration dinner One of my friends told our waiter it would be easier to split our bills by couple so he could put in the orders that way and he responded this is not McDonalds This is a French restaurant He awkwardly and rudely pressured the futuregroom to pay for the entire table He then ignored the wine we chose and brought a different one telling us it was better Also he told us he would bring champagne for a toast for our friends which never happened He then intrusively and impatiently stood in front of us waiting for us to order pressuring us to order quickly After putting in our orders we did not see our waiter for quite seriously over an hour Attentive bus boys refilled our water and mediocre bread and dropped off salads We were out of drinks for minutes and would have ordered at least more bottles of wine had he been present Our food arrived about an hour and minutes after we ordered it which was ridiculous even for a large party in a small restaurant My dinner did not arrive and a bus boy actually asked me if I had ordered dinner Our waiter then came over and started yelling at the chefs the kitchen was about feet behind us and the chefs told him he did not put in my order He then took a different tables order and gave it to me and yelled at the bus boys for not giving it to me Some of my friends enjoyed their food some hated it mine was average at best for a plate this is not exactly ideal Both tables next to us complained about their food and were comped winedesserts We were given no compensation Probably the worst part was at the end when he handed us one sheet of paper without a tab added up it was just the items and prices We again told him we would be splitting the bill and he said you cannot really be doing this to me and again told us it was a French restaurant and we were all one table and should have one bill I then quite plainly told him to understand that one person was not picking up the whole meal so he gave us paper and a calculator and sat next to my friend as she tallied everyone is bill He did nothing but hover and frequently remind us not to forget to add tip He treated us as if we had never been out before and we were lowclass or cheap It was incredibly bizarre and offensive He actually got in a bit of a heated talk with the futurebride when she asked him why it was such a problem to split the checks initially when it was not like he put them into a computer or even did any of the math himself It was as if were were in a scene in a comedy or on some sort of show Why would a restaurant treat the young professionals in Shadyside who dine out frequently so poorly NEVER go here Comically terrible service cannot even find the words to describe it and average food Go to Casbah Plum Salt Spoon any of the places around there Unreal We dine out all the time and have never had anything even close to this ever happen to us We were trying to celebrate a happy occasion and instead were dumbfounded and angry and treated horribly