text: To say this is a cafe is a bit misleading it is a takeaway There are a few metal chairs and tables inside but unless it is three in the morning and you are drunk I cannot see why you would want to sit and have lunch in here I am not usually a fusspot but it is hardly glamourousnnAllys serves up your usual token takeaway foods Kebabs chips and pizza are all glorified in here under the strip lighting You get hit with a waft of the latter as you stand at the door and my heart almost gave out just at the smell of it It is a bit of a greasefestnnI bit too heavy on my belly on a summers day maybe it would have been different if I had a blazing hangover and was in need of something ridiculously unhealthy but also satisfying I do not like takeaway as much as I used to and even though it was not bad for what it is I would much rather settle for something of quality these days than cheap kebabby thrillsnnFor a takeaway it is alright I would not steer clear of it It is cheap enough and if you order over ua online you get a free bottle of coke But this would not be my first port of call if I was looking for some grub Not my last either but nothing to write home about Cheap and comme ci comme ca I could take it or leave it