text: Times are getting better much better But we are still not back to where we were in so when my wifes birthday rolled around we thought it would be a good time to use the Roys gift card we would received as a gift from a family member My wife daughter son and I slipped into our going to town duds and we were off Considering the generous amount on the gift card we thought we were in for treat We used to be Roys regulars at the Scottsdale location but that was quite some time ago and we were in for some surprises My wife had been thinking of sushi all week but except for one quasiroll Roys no longer serves it so that is what my wife settled for My Daughter ordered the short rib and my son and I splurged or so we thought on the surf and turf which was billed as a petit filet and half a poached lobster I understand petit and I did not expect an Aussie tail and an ounce filet but what we got was shocking If our filets were ozs I will eat my hat which is about oz bites and it was gone the lobster would have been a decent sized prawn slivers of asparagus a tablespoon of potatoes I kept expecting Ashton Kutcher to pop up and tell me we were being punked Again I did not expect a Texas steak so big that If you eat it it is free but this was beyond the pail I have eaten all over the world I am somewhat experienced I moved what little there was around my plate and then pretended that I was full from the calamari appetizer I gave my son half of my steak bites and all of my lobster tail It was just appalling My daughters meal was wonderful and my wife enjoyed the roll we both had a glass of wine and we still had to cough up on top of the Gift Card I left the place feeling like Clark Griswold after those Arizona Mechanics emptied his wallet for those bald tires Totally screwed It was my Wifes birthday so I kept a smile on my face as we strolled around the beautiful Marriott grounds after dinner then drove us home and made myself a sandwich