text: If I go to get a haircut I want a haircut I do not care what you are putting in my hair or how it smells so stop trying to sell it to me If I said I do not want to buy the shampoo chances are I am not going to buy the shine enhancer either and thank you for pointing out the regrowth of my eyebrows but no I do not want a waxI will go home and pluck it for free