text: Cheesecake factory take Southside location this timennI still hate it After my previous review on the Ross park location I declared that I would never be back Jokes on me though because someone though we would love a Cheesecake Factory gift card for our anniversary Thank you SO MUCH I am not trying to be ungrateful but I made it pretty well known that if you wanted to give us gifts make it Home Depot gift cards or cash This weekend we figured we would get it over with Yes It is actually painful to eat here even when it is for free nnAfter waiting for an hour we got seated then were asked to get up so they could move our table Then they put in other little tables an arms length away I imagine this is so that everyone could eavesdrop on how everyone elses date was going Very thoughtful of them I think the couple on our left probably will not be going out again The dude was trying real hard but there is only so much small talk you can do before it starts to become awkward and the girl he was with was just not doing anything to help him out I would dump hernnWe got an app crab wontons The filling tasted like mustard which was not even in the description and the dipping sauce was bland Very boring Tyler said he prefers the ones I make at home and they are a hot mess nnFor my meal I got the chicken Baja tacos They looked beautiful Unfortunately they were extremely tasteless and the chicken was dry The best thing on the plate was the side of black beans and rice I think I have figured out how this place works They probably cook up mass portions of chicken and then just throw it on whatever meal it goes with I doubt anything is cooked to order or marinated It tasted old and dry and the seasoning it had on it did nothing for it I actually tried to make it better by tossing some salt on it No one should ever EVER have to salt a taconnWe skipped cheesecake since I was disappointed in it last time and instead shared a dulce de leche caramel shake That was the best part of the night nnService was a little rushed and impersonal but what can you expect with a restaurant this huge and messy If I ever get another gift card for this place I am giving it back or giving it away This is just a bad idea of a restaurant and that is all there is to it It is level of success will remain a mystery to me like the Bermuda Triangle or the Loch Ness monster