text: Welcome to Disney Land A beautiful faueade of a Parisian cafe worthy of a single visit After that the spell breaks nnQuick and dirtynn Three dining spaces outdoor overlooking LV Blvd facing the Fountains of Bellagio indoor sun room indoor steak house nn Three checkin lines outdoor wait list indoor wait list confirmed reservationnn Franco American cafue menu at reasonable prices nn Great selection of French wines by the glass or bottle Glass prices are VERY highnn Friendly bordering on unprofessional service faked French accents for some tables Parisian style silence for othersnnnThe food is below average High point the baked brie starter Served in a hot baking dish accented with hazel nut oil and honey that perfumes the air Unctuous Rich Just good eats Unfortunately the escargot is the opposite Tender morsels of snail dressed with hard parsley stems AcknnMains fail to deliver A paltry two ounce steak sandwich served with an overly reduced sweet onion au jus A croque monsieur made with pressed deli ham Very low quality sub USDA choice albeit inexpensive steaks Frites that accompany almost every dish are terrible Some crisp most soggy rubbery and oilynnWorth a single visit to enjoy a bottle of wine and see the fountain show After all the Parisian authenticity is enhanced by the confetti of playboyesque images on cards that litter the sidewalk below and well lit mobile billboards of scantily clad Hot Hot Hot Ladies crossing your view