text: Let us just preface this review by saying that I love stripclubs and I have been to a helluva lot of them Roberts SCORES Goldfingers NYC and Coliseum The Penthouse Club Detroit Leopards Cheetas Windsor Ontario nnSapphires came highly recommended We chartered a limo to take us from dinner at the Wynn to the club and entered on Tuesday April th at approximately pm nnFirst of all the host tall muscular man was entirely UNINTELLIGIBLE My party inquired with him twice about procuring a table with bottle service as the bar area was entirely overrun with clientele His responses can only best be described as Engrish and I can honestly say that I have never and I mean NEVER seen a person that drunk and still standing upright our bartender even attempted to explain his poor behavior by telling us that he has been on pain medication nnSecondly the venue was partitioned off so as to only include the right side of the stage There was nary a seat to be found in any of this area however the entire left side of the stage was cordoned off and vacant WTF How are the strippers supposed to make money when patrons are standing I can understand if it had been a desolate Tuesday night but the place was PACKED nnLet me just say that ALL of my experiences at stripclubs yes even in Detroit FAR surpassed whatever clusterfu this operation was running The drinks were poorly made The service was nonexistent The venue sells itself as being the largest stripclub without telling patrons that this claim to fame is simply a marketing ploy on how many square feet the space occupies and not how many jiggles fill the interior nnLastly since when do exotic dancers just prance around topless Is not a stripclub supposed to be about the tease The eroticism The use of poles and removal of clothing nnNot here my friends The bevvy of beasts that stampeded out on the stage did so topless from the start No seduction No finesse Nary a trick to tug at my pursestrings nnTake my advice The juice here is most certainly NOT worth the squeeze