text: Disappointed nnI really wanted to love this place Maybe I went in expecting too much Maybe the local shops in San Francisco have spoiled me Maybe the notoriety of their amazing chocolate fountain has become more significant than the actual product Regardless Jean Philippe failed to make a fan out of me and my sweet toothnnDelectables Blueberry muffin bland not moist at all I have had better ones from Costco and dayolds from almost anywhere Girl behind the counter recommended this over the blueberry danish what would that have tasted like rock Triple chocolate cheesecake sounds delicious tastes average Dark milk and white chocolate cheesecake with an Oreo cookie crust and topped with a truffle Sounds too good to be true does not it It was Veggie crepe why did this taste like garden vegetable soup smeared in a crepe I could not even tell what veggies were actually in there I am so confused Side salad was AOK though I did like the almond croissant However the ones at La Boulangerie are better and half the costnnCoffee SKIP IT Paying almost for a double iced latte is an abomination There is a Starbucks at the Monte Carlo that will make you better and predictable coffee for much less If you must though order two shots of espresso over ice under and add milk yourself Whole skim and half and half are conveniently located just steps to the side of the main pastry counter FYI separate faster line in the morning for drip coffee only orders nnCustomer Service Fast and furious but generally good One note though Kevin please lighten up It is not all so bad Heavy sighing and eyerolling when people whip out a credit card requiring you to do an additional step is not a great way to earn customer satisfaction points I witnessed this on two separate days You work in a chocolatedessert shop after all Try a couple of truffles when the blood sugar gets too low nnAmbiance Chaotic unless you get there at am