text: The first thought that flashed through my head was another new Pipster inspired corporate rollout complete with assbreaking uncomfortable communal style tables and Jelly Jars Jelly Jars the Kim Kardashian sort of popular official gentrification bar glassware and lunchroom like seatingheavy sighnnMy second thought RUFKM If I am going to order a margarita I want gold flecked tequila slowly dribbled into my mouth by a libation slave I was pretty convinced that that was not going to happen since I could not even get a glass of water so I insulted my palate with a Boones Farmish tasting sangria that had a few slices of orange floating in it like a dead goldfishnnMy third thought WTF I could have gotten a better meal at a Del Taco drive thru without the maybe I should refinance my house prices nnPollo al Horno dry and bland nChicken Burrito dry with a undefinable overabundance of a spice that made it close to inediblen Chicken Enchiladas with Mole more dry chicken the mole sauce tasted like a cinnamon paste dreadfulnCommunal rice beans MehnnWe were ironically glad about the kid sized portions because all our meals ranged from poor to fair at bestnnMy fourth thought Really Haphazard inconsistent and totally inattentive service no water no chips no follow upnnMy final thoughts get me the heck outta here and never ever againnnThe star is only because the neon monkey was cute