text: Much like a year old guy in a Superdry tshirt driving a convertible Ford Ka Tigerlily is perhaps the most blatant case of a venue trying too hard that I have ever seen Places like this just never ever work and invariably end up attracting tragic old divorcees with hair extensions before too long Sorry ladies but standing around in leopard print stilettos sipping on a French Martini will not bring him backnnI only know one guy who likes Tigerlily we will call him C Dog for the sake of anonymity He has a stupid haircut slaps on a bottle of fake tan a night takes pouty photos of himself for social networking sites and thinks Tigerlily is the kind of place where he can realise his ambition of becoming that guy from The Only Way is Essex nnAt least he helps me know which places are best to avoid