text: Case File NYPD PizzanStatus UnsolvednnWanted Rogue Pizzeria Gang in the Southwestern United States Last reported activity near Scottsdale ArizonannDossier The Hideoutnn two floorsn some sections of tile walln builtin uniform flair taunting amateurs with the temerity to ask for takeout containersn busy but no wait at pmn a throng of people in the waiting area around pmn felt like Axel F should have been playing in the backgroundnnA welldesigned disarming replica front of a NJ family pizzeriarestaurant nnDossier The Expendable LackeynnGarlic knots with melted mozzarellann too airyn too light on the garlicnnA dough distraction designed to lure the unsuspecting into the aforementioned ridiculennDossier The RingleadernnA whole Sicilian pie shouldering on half of it the weight of roasted red peppers mushrooms and spinach nn not too oilyn not too thick to be unwieldyn thick enough to not bucklen solid marinara whose flavor held its ownn crowned with the tabletop offerings of crushed red pepper oregano and garlicn just right to achieve blissnnArmed and extremely dangerous After two slices I could not resist consuming a third desperate to savor one last taste before returning to the desolate pizza celibacy that is the Seattle metropolitan area