text: Well This is it Mellow Mushroom I am breaking up with you For whatever reason we just cannot seem to hit it off We started eating in the Happy Valley location but after a long string of back luck we decided to try the take out routennOn one occasion eating in our server went home after taking our order and never brought our food On another we waited over an hour after taking our order to get our pizza but when it arrived it was burnt to a crisp and had the wrong toppings on several occasions we were seated and it took minutes for someone to even acknowledge us Call it bad luck or whatever but dining in has never really worked out for whatever reasonnnSigh but now take out is not even working out We have had two incidents of driving to the restaurant at the time we were told to pick up our order and then we had to wait another minutes because it was not ready And on top of that our orders are consistently coming out wrong and for the prices I am paying I deserve better nnOriginally what I liked about Mellow Mushroom was that it was a little bit different than other pizza places Unique pizza and sandwiches sort of on the expensive side but a nice change of pace Not outstanding but different nnGenerally I have a problem with the service I have probably visited this location about ten times and as a former server myself I have to admit I have never been to a restaurant in recent memory where the staff is so unprepared or uninterested in what they are doing From greeters who do not greet to servers who disappear to food that arrives late and often wrong to getting the wrong check from a table of there were three of us at lunch we have just had so much bad luck with this placennWorking in a restaurant for years I know that things happen and I am willing to forgive and forget And for Mellow Mushroom that does not seem to matter much On the last incident where we got the wrong order no one even apologized I can forgive mediocre food if the service is excellent but after so many chances the only consistency I have found here is frustration I tried I really tried But we have to break up I need to find someone who appreciates me as a customer nnIf you are interested in the glutenfree pizza or if you enjoy a nice selection of beers Mellow Mushroom is probably a good option But at this price range there are a lot of better options closeby that are less frustrating I really do not like leaving negative reviews the last restaurant I wrote one for is now out of business but I hope Mellow Mushroom can improve and give others a better experience