text: I am hesitant to review Nee House because I pretty much just do not want anyone else to know about it but this place is the best for Chinese food in the Valley and that alone is something every decent citizen deserves to knownnYes the service is not the greatest but some advice to diners going out expecting a thorough smiley staff Do not go to a Chinese restaurant It is all about the food here and that is why Nee House gets stars in my booknnBear with me as I leave the actual ordering of food to the real pros in my family but there is a handful of dishes that are musts The Westlake Soup is a great clean way to start off the meal and makes you feel good about yourself before indulging in the greasy amazingness that follows As far as meat goes the HK StylePekingSweet Sour Pork Ribs are deliciously sauced and have the right amount of meaty bite to go with it The Peking Duck is a goto as well Tender pieces of duck with crispy skin served with hoison sauce green onions shrimp chips and slightlysweet soft buns ohhh yeah to wrap it all up in I am a big fan of their Crispy HouseFried Noodles served with a plethora of meats seafood and bok choy They make a pretty good steamed fish it is served whole with a head so do not freak out if you are being health conscious It is served in a brothy soysaucey gingery scallionish sauce and is clean and simplennAnd lastly if you are to eat ONE thing here maybe even one last thing for your entire lifetime let it be the Kowloon Style Crabunless you are allergic to shellfish or something It is a whole crab served fried and covered in a ton of crispy garlic and jalapenos The crab she will has a little layer of deepfried goodness and I can eat the garlic straight up alone or on top of plain rice Yep it is that good and yep I am that disgustingnnIf you are a fan of the basic sweet and sour chickenfried riceegg rollsetc etc I am sure that stuff is good here but I dare you to venture out of the boring and try some more authentic dishes The best way to dine here is to come with a big group and get a lot of different things to try authentically Family Style And if you do not like it then whatever I hear there is another Chinese restaurant down the street that serves up crappy basics that might be more to your liking