text: Holy smokes Words hardly exist to describe our experience at this placennThis was the third place on the list for our limo to take our bachelorette party because I would heard that it was only to be visited while trashed Also they had a mechanical bull Additional bonus I was told we were likely to be the hottest people in the place nnHow could this go wrong Well being the hottest group in a place is simply not all it is cracked up to be Other reviewers mention being completely freaked out by everyone around them this is entirely true and a diplomatic way of saying that beer goggles cast no positive light on the ugly mugs surrounding younnIm all about the common person getting their party on But the common folks as a group usually include some average people some belowaverage and some aboveaverage The crowd at this place made it seem like there were bouncers at the door who kept out anyone who looked average or betternnOur group came in costume s clothes from the Prince era and when we might have looked like a hot mess at other places we somehow did not stick out at all in this joint nnCreepy men ones old enough to be my dad asked me to dance and actually proposed to me on the dance floor One guy with such heavy vodka breath practically spit all over me on the dance floor and incorporated a move I have never experienced before he grabbed my glowstick necklace with his teeth and shook it around like a dog with a bonennThe normal people were kind of like folks you would see at a work function or company picnic in khaki pants with pleats down the front and tuckedin polo shirts and cell phone holsters on their beltsnnThe s room dance floor is shaped like a circle and has cages When they are populated they are usually up to some silly overthetop s or s dance moves It is really fun when some strange people are totally into it and have the up with people vibe with such enthusiasm Think of a dance floor full of girls like the Flight of the Conchords biggest fannnIts about as harmless as a gay bar in there except that is where I was proposed to so you do have to have a sense of humor The wierdest part is the yearolds with very bad fashion sense bootydancing with each other There was also a man who looked to be about sixty who was spastically running in place in a cowboy hat and tennis shoes while his face went through epileptic siezures Many folks like this were there people who decided they would be hip by wearing John Lennon sunglasses with reflective lenses or something If you stand too close one of them will fixate on you and begin dancing in your directionnnThe hiphop room is a rectangular room with four cages on each corner An orgy was occurring in one of the cages Three girls who looked like they were from Scottsdale somewhat thin in designer jeans and holding Gucci bags decided to go AS SOON AS POSSIBLE As Slutty As Possible and grind on each other in the cage This was going as you would pretty much expect until it took a turn for the worsennA tall whitetrashy looking girl who looked like a very cheap stripper was hanging out below the cage She had long wavy frizzy blond hair and glasses and was wearing an ubershort pleated skirt and black tank that showed her midriff and a thong She decided to reach her arm into the cage and started rubbing one of the girls crotches over her jeans from behind before she decided to jump into the cagennShe jumped in the cage and began VERY aggressively grindingbucking on the girls because she was so much taller than them they were easily pushed around I watched one of the Scottsdale girls talking to her friend about How to get out of this while she was being essentially banged from behind by the stripper chick They were knocking into each other stumbling like dominoes in the cagennAt some point the Scottsdale girls reluctantly and slowly caved in until the stripper chick threw one girls back up against the wall and started jackhammering her like a dog on a leg By now the cage was surrounded by guys who could no longer keep it together and hands started reaching through the cage and grabbing anything they could grabnnThis scene continued on for about minutes and escalated until a large body builder guy with a shaved head jumped in and took off his shirt and sandwiched himself between them all He had a large asianfont tattoo across his back that said JESUSnnSecurity showed up to break it up only because the guy had taken off his shirtnnMy friends were propositioned by dadaged men some of whom would invite them home by standing behind them and staring wordlessly touching their arm repeatedly until the bar closed Since it seemed so normal it made me wonder if it is also normal there for a girl to respond by jumping in the strangers car after the last songnnIt was more like an anthropological experiment than a normal night out on the town If you go expect culture shock