text: I am giving this place stars for it just being an out of the ordinary place to go I will probably never go back mostly because I do not live in Phoenix but it was just nice to be somewhere that was not the same as everywhere elsenWe found the two people working the whole restaurant to be pretty nice We got a seat after minutes or so but after we sat down it did not look like there was any hope for anyone else I had some beer that was good and for some reason I enjoyed the tall thinner glasses it was served in nWe had the pretzel which was alrightit was a sweet salty doughy blob with two mustards to dip in It would have been WAY better if the dippers were a little more creative We also had the tomato soup and grilled cheese The soup was nice and creamy which was good and the grilled cheese was cheesy Together they made a nice pair but alone they were boooooooooooring Some of the other food on the menu looks pretty unappetizinglike various dishes with hot dogs Ew nOk so overall I guess I did not really like anything except for the ambiancewhich is still feel deserves the stars nOhand the bathroom that I used could REALLY use some work The place is so dark and sexy and then the bathroom is like huge and white and yuckcome on throw a plant in there paint the walls do something