text: Warning I am a lewd human being and if stores like this disgust you you find penis shaped straws offensive or if you are my mom stop reading this nownnVibrators Banana hammocks Dildos Porn Edible panties Penis pops they have everything you can think of that is junkshaped with a wide variety of different types of junk to choose from All shapes and sizes Depending on your preference of coursennI work next door to this classy establishment and I stopped in randomly one day on my way to the lightrail Whether you are coming here to spice up your sex life or the lack thereof you will most likely find something that strikes your fancy They had a ton of shit to choose from but why does it all have to be so expensive for inches of silicone manhood Really I can get real thing for less for underwear made out of candy beads I could make my own with my secret stash of candy necklaces from th grade for cheaper I get the novelty of it all but damn nnnThe people who work here are cool and seem to be very knowledgeable about the products they carry I would say my favorite thing about this entire store is the pecker party crown I found If I am ever a bachelorette I am wearing that shit And I will own it whilst sipping vodka out of my cock balls sports bottle and watching my girlfriends get hammered off the Dong Bong