text: Just the Facts Madam A no nonsense list about HommennPros n It is usually clean n Pool tablen Smoking pation Shiny stuff in the ceiling n Cheapish drinks depending when you gon Not hard to get a bartenders attention except on event nightsnnConsn This place is tinycramped n Homme lacks a cohesive identity and changes it is vibe as often as some girls change those Days of the Week panties n Event nights are dangerously packed We are talking hard core claustrophobia induced panic attacksn Oh hi can we have more bathrooms n Slow nights are slowww Like slowcat is slow n Parking on event nights blows You are better off with a taxi n This spot is way too hetero to be a gay barn This less than glowing review may get me banned nnI hear that is been happening although that is NOT confirmed Maybe we can consider this an experiment Yelpers need to be free to yelp the truth