text: The only reason I am not annoyed at the inability to give ZERO stars is because we did enjoy the soaking tub and the Fun Dungeon Also we saw a show at NYNY and went over there for shopping and the roller coaster which was convenientnnFirst of all the time share people are unacceptably aggravating Accosting you at every turnnnI normally stay elsewhere Its difficult to find rooms with soaking tubs just by going to websites you have to call from one place to another to find them half the time and even then they are not plentiful or the rooms are well over a grand for nights The hotel we normally stay at DOES have them but they were sold out for the weekend I did book weeks in advance of that type of room and we wanted that treat otherwise we probably would have stuck with what we knewnnWeve gone to the Excalibur before on multiple occasions because we like Dicks Last Resort and we have also gone to the Tournament of Kings So for about dollars we spent nights nnThankfully we did not spend a whole heck of a lot of time in our roomnnOnly one of my issues is something completely out of the control of the hotel and that would be the noise We have never stayed in a room facing the strip before and we were on the corner in tower so there was traffic loud motorcycles sirens from ambulances and police as well as screaming from the roller coaster this stopped around midnight though thankfullynnEnjoying the roller coaster and listening to it whenever your in your room for any period of time can become annoyingnnOur room was the FARTHEST room from the elevator so ALL the way across the casino then all the way back to the VERY end of the hall in tower This may be because the room had a soaking tubnnOur room was a shambles Here is the description of what our room professes to be snippets from the actual description on their sitenn Contemporary Superior Room reign in this beautiful room Soaking tub and luxurious bathroom featuring granite counter tops Highspeed Internet accessnnContemporary means updated does not it This room had a thin blanket that was not really big enough for a king bed with sleeping in it and a thin duvet more like a sheet covering it I should not have to crank up the heat because I was given a beggars blanket but the cover over the thin blanket seemed to be the newest thing in the room nnThe wallpaper was peeling badly in some places the tiles in the bathroom were so chipped it looked like someone spilled dirt all over and then did not bother to sweep it up the wallpaper had obvious patches in it and then was painted over if this room was updated WHY was not the wallpaper torn down and the room painted its SO easy and makes a huge difference the door stop behind the bathroom door was falling out the chairs by the table were threadbare the table itself was gouged and deeply scratched which was made worse by the fact that it was painted black so every scuff made it look cheap and neglected and there was also a broken cover plate to the plug receptaclennI was so disgusted I took pictures of all of the things that were tangible nnOther issues I hadnnThe Internet being included in your resort fee being only via Ethernet is VERY outdated and misleading I brought an iPad I could not use that Internet Also the cord did not even reach the bed you would have had to drag a threadbare chair over and sat right next to the dresser where the Ethernet cord was tethered There was wireless but it was in the lobby Who uses Ethernet in a hotelnnThe tiling was crooked in the bathroom this is not something easily fixed just another testament to how shoddy the entire place wasnnThe window shade by the tub was broken completely so you could not look out that window while in the bath this is a simple and cheap fix just like the cover plate would have beennnThe clover tub was OK but there was a little plastic sign sitting near the tub not stuck or screwed in or anything giving instructions on how to use the jacuzzi and what all the knobs meant but it was a clover TUB not a jacuzzi there was ONLY hotcold not a complaint but still misleadingnnIn the halls there was graffiti on lighting fixtures I only took a picture of one but we saw several and huge dark scuffs on the wall paper in the hallsnnAnother thing that really bothered me was I have never been bugged by security before in a casino EVER and neither has my guy but there was someone being loud and belligerent with a security guard as we were heading out somewhere and I do not know what it was about but he was drunk and it was unsettlingnnI will NEVER stay here again We will come back for Dicks Last Resort because that place is awesome but for the price I paid just for an oversized tub in our room it was absolutely not worth itnnThe Valets and Bellmen were very nice