text: So you are looking hot and feeling the fire in your white tuxedo You have a bodacious babe on each arm They are licking their lips waiting for you to roll a at the craps table because that means a wild menage a trois with Dom Perignon champagne and caviar at the fanciest penthouse suite in the Venetian You let one of the bodacious babes blow on the dice You roll CRAPS You losennThe bodacious babes leave you for the dweeb on a winning streak at the next table You have to kill your reservation at AquaKnox the Venetians most exclusive restaurant Where do you go loser Why you come to the second floor food court and eat at Nathans of course Yes they have one here in the otherwise plush casino hotel I guess the food court is for the rest of us who are too stingy to consider dropping some doremi to dine at the nicer placesnnI had the ChiliCheese Dog with their standout CrinkleCut Fries You know the tray of fries with the red plastic pick on top that makes you think for a moment that you went to Sizzlers and ordered a steak Those are kind of too good in a greasy way The dog not so much Look at the picture I uploaded in the gallery Is that appetizing to you Oh really I guess I know which side of the railroad tracks you come fromnnFOOD starsa dog and those friesnAMBIANCE starsit is a food courtwhat dya expect a hostess with bodacious tatas to take you to your plastic tablenSERVICE starsuhhhwhatnTOTAL starssorry Nathan Coney Island just called for you