text: This hotel is cheap Do not pay more than for a room here That being said for the price this hotel is amazing But it takes a particular kind of person to stay here Firstly do not stay here with someone unless you are at the stage in your relationship where it is okay to poop with the door open There is nothing but a curtain separating the rest of the room from the toilet Also do not stay here if you are fussy about details Details like the cabinet for your coat being wobbly and unusable or the room having none of the amenities listed on the website Who needs a hairdryer Not you weary traveler Also do not stay here if you are embarrassed about whatever it is you will be doing in bed I heard someone cough through the wall so they certainly heard everything on my end Even though we had a bathroom in our room there is a bathroom in the hall with a shower so we think this was once a hostel It gives off hostel vibesnnBut there are some cool things about this hotel It is close to all of the things you probably came to Montreal to see The wifi is pretty good and the sheets are freaking soft The breakfast consists of a bagel four slices of toast and a little bowl of cut up fruit But it is adorably arranged and a cheerful man says Voila when he hands it to you You are on vacation right Experience some new things nnI had a realization about this hotel as I was leaving They have the image of Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffanys plastered everywhere In the lobby in the dining room along the wall near the public space I get it Audrey Hepburn is kind of a symbol for poise and class But why Breakfast at Tiffanys Why not Roman Holiday or Sabrina If you have watched Breakfast at Tiffanys or read the short story you will remember that Holly Golightly is not really wealthy she fakes it She accidentally works for the mafia She shoplifts She lies to people She leaves the country to escape a criminal investigation She is also an emotional wreck covering up a checkered and unhappy past This hotel is kind of like that There is this image of wanting to be super classy to the point that it feels forced And in reality everything is oddjobbed and taped together Remember when Holly Golightly gets a crackerjack ring engraved at Tiffanys That is this hotel in a nutshell nnDont be a snob save some money and spend it out in the city doing whatever it is you came here to do