text: After the last prankdisaster I vowed to never go back I was caught at a weak moment time hunger and proximity I should have known better Simple tomato and feta omelette came out surprisingly quick Feta was still refrigerator cold and the sausage links were lightly singed on one side and rather tepid in the middle this suggests they were cooked earlier and merely laying about and dropped on to the griddle just long enough to leave a mark but certainly not long enough to heat them up I have plenty of reasons to slap Guy Fieri this is one of them