text: When travelling to the bizarre hellscape that is Phoenix it is important to note that finding a good grocer is actually a bit difficult The Whole Foods on Shea for eg sucks ballsnnI generally like TJs and upon entering I had a comforting feeling after seeing that the selection here was on par with the TJs I go to in CA Also I was tripping balls on veterinary grade tranquilizersnnSo I traipsed around TJs on Shea perusing the delicious produce and procuring all sorts of organic wholewheat products I even got a little flower pot I was in that sort of moodnnThen I checked out and a friendly lesbian woman edit TJs lesbian likely a redundancy began scanning my shit and putting it in paper bagsnnAnd then I noticed she was fucking bleeding all over the place Was this the tranqs playing with my mind Nope she had a flesh wound on her arm that was fucking bleeding on my shit I pointed out to her It looks like you are cut and she gave me a Oh ha Yep And then I look at my grocery bags and notice that there is fucking blood all over my shit She was BLEEDING ON MY SHITnnSo stars for the consistent selection Minus star for the blood on my shit And minus star for being in Phoenix which is a racistass crazy city that wants to make it illegal to be brown make Presidential candidates show proof of circumcision in order to get on the ballot and kick hundreds of thousands of people off Medicaid because the fucking Mensa society candidates in office Brewer Kyl Pearce Kavanaugh McCain Arpaio etc cannot figure out how to create jobs in the state Here is a tip large multinational companies generally do not like crazy state legislaturesnnBTW try the flaxseed pita crackers They are delicious