text: Money AND Peripheral Vision What a StudnnThe lot was a third full not unheard of for a PM weekday I parked away from others beneath a tree in full bloom Birds were on a nearby fence waiting for me to leave so they could fly to the pretty tree and shit on my car BasturdsnnAs I walked towards the entrance I looked around I was more or less in a corporate center Buildings were everywhere the people inside wearing nice clothes talking on phones and stealing looks at office slutsnnI strode through two sets of doors and searched for a stool As always my acute peripheral vision told me all eyes were upon me What is more said orbs continued to track me as I strolled around the establishment Inwardly I smiled and thanked my lucky stars for such incredible peripheral vision What a gift Not only has it helped me dodge death on countless occasions it also attracts women left and right and drives them to the height of sexual frenzy I wish I had a dime every time I was in bed with a lady who kept screaming OH MY GOD MICHAEL OH MY GOD YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAELLLLLLLnnAnyway I found a stool ideally located near no one and sat The blonde barmaid failed at trying to ignore me and watched as I fed bucks into a video poker machine She sidled over suddenly interested in the event of perhaps getting a tip if I won She asked what I would like to drink and I ordered water nnThat is itnnYesnnDo you want bottlednnNo In a glass with ice pleasennShe brought me my drink and I quickly managed to dwindle my money down to bucks But that is the price you pay when playing a game with maximum bets Each hand cost you bucks But no matter Not today Two hands later I nailed quad fours and a cute little payout of bucks I cashed out and dropped a twenty for Blondie after she laid my winnings before me To celebrate I ordered a Blue Moon and looked aroundnnVery roomy a few pool tables a nice TV lounge and outdoor seating Not too shabby a view from inside either I liked the abundance of natural light Decent sized bar with several screens showing news or sports and plenty of seating at small tables or large I ordered another beer and stared out the windowsnnA few more cars had arrived and a few guys in suits and ties walked in A party of five with two gals did too Skirt and Skirt were dying for people to notice them like they had me but to no avail Tsktsk Skirties I would give you lessons on how to make an entrance but you do not look like apt pupils Blondie came over and asked if I was hungry but I was not Told her that too I also told her to take the twenty before I shoved it back into the machine She smiled and said thank you You are welcome I am surennI pocketed my Ben Franklins and drained my beer Back in the lot I saw some nice splotches on my car hood Viscous white goo with brown swirls What a treat Thanks birdies DicksnnI idled from the lot and made my exit but not before asking myself a simple questionnnAre you going to come back again studnnI smilednnYes stud I think I am