text: There was no way I was about to let my companions stop me after seeing the sign boasting the Worlds Largest Gift Shop We took pictures in front It was that importantnnThe excitement died upon entering I swear I have seen bigger gift shops and this one did not have anything I was surprised by tshirts hats magnets personalized dice shot glasses mugs Well ok I was surprised by the startlingly large section of gagsmagic tricks hand buzzers oversized scissors rubber chickens etc More than that I was horribly disappointed by the guardian of said section an animatronic parrot Anyone who knows me knows I love parrot anything I will TALK to fake parrots However this parrot is Polly the Insulting Parrot and it says things like Go fuck yourself and implores you to show your tits in those words In itself this toy is stupid but seriously putting it right in front of the section kids go to I am not even one of those Will not someone PLEASE think of the children people but seriously this are not right