text: I needed an oil change reeeeaaaally badly i know but i have a honda and those things can run on gas fumes for miles and oil resin for months and had had an OK experience at the dannys family on HIghland free wash with a oil change who does not love thatnnBut I checked the Dannys site and saw no promotion of the wash and did not want to drive out of my way for nothing i checked yelp and this Jiffy Lube had the best rating i could expect for an oil change place and was up the road from work Downloaded the coupon thanks for the tip Kym and was on my waynnPull in and i tell the guy i want the Signature change which includes window wash and floor vacuum mentioning my off coupon He said that they were already running a special that was off the price so i said aok cowboy nni wait for about minutes in the small waiting room bonus for having a Phoenix Magazine in the stack of Muscle Car Monthly Oil Today and Antennas Weekly look just because i am getting routine maintenance on my car does not mean i am INTO carsnnI get pulled into the garage area for the spiel everybody dreads but it was surprisingly short and nonpushy i am glad they do not drag you over to your engine anymore that is totally lame i do have to note that he tried to tell me my right front blinker my left back blinker and my license plate lights were out i had JUST gone to Checker to replace my left front blinker light and went through some extensive light checking and so found this news odd i kept saying as much and he kept insisting and i was about to ask to see for myself when he calls out to another worker Hey was that the honda with the lights or the jeep the other guy says the jeep however there was no other car in the place hmmmmmmmmnnOK so i pay up altogether with a tax or fee or something added in and go back into the waiting area while they finish up I decide to use the bathroom and this is where the they lost two stars this was up until then quite possibly a fourstar experience wait two stars for a bathroom you ask oh you just waitnnthe bathroom was filthiest thing i have seen in my life and i have been to some raunch truck stop pee holes literally piss in the bowl i get in closer and i shit you not pun intended four shit smears in the bowl as well yeah i counted two rolls of TP hanging out on top of the dispenser each with one square left on them realizing i need to sterilize my hands from just walking into this mess i discover no soap or paper towels not very surprising as well hair clippings all over the sink like the guys are trimming their moustaches on their break unfreakingbelievable i am still haunted by this bathroom experiencennbut cars running great