text: This buffet is Vegas in its grandest form of allyoucan eat dining Everyone who can afford to spend on a meal needs to make a stop by this great landmark Of course there are other great buffets that serve better food like at the wind hotel but I think it is like ten or dollars more over therenSo anyways me and my friends went to the Bellagio buffet for dinner and stood in line for like minutes but that is okay because once we sat down we ate for more than two hours straight I could tell the waiters were getting annoyed at how long we were taking because for them time is money They wanted us to hurry up give them their stupid tip and leave so that the next group of diners could sit down hurry up and tip leave and so on Screw those waiters Do not mind the stairs they give you once you pass the one hour mark Just tell them to clear your plates and keep the drinks coming in Like WTF those guys are not even waiters because they do not even take your order They are just overpaid busboys who think they deserve a tip for clearing a table for a party of three If I am going to pay like plus thirty bucks in tip for me and two other people to eat I am taking my sweetass timeknow what I am sayin So screw those busboys I almost swear that having a loser job like that in Vegas makes more money than a professional lawyer or doctor in some small states nobody cares about like Wyoming Arkansas or the north part of CalifornianWhatever Anyways I made sure all I ate was the expensive stuff I skipped soup and salad Who cares for that crap at a buffet I do not even know why people load up on lettuce and clam chowder when there are delicacies like snow crab legs shrimp cocktail kobestyle filetmignon and paella Valencia waiting for them If you are going to eat salad bar items there is no need for you to come here Just pay and go across the street to McDonalds and get a salad shakernHave you ever seen a ghetto person at an expensive buffet Hahaha that was me at the Bellagio I was not being rude and annoying or anything like that but people could tell that I come from the other side of town from Southern California You can spot a ghetto person at a buffet by seeing the mountain of food on hisher plate while coming back from the buffet line like heshe will never eat like that again Or how about the ghetto people who come at the end of lunch hour to pay the reduced price and stay until dinner We were going to do that but unfortunately we got caught in one hour traffic on the Vegas trip and we were latenAnyways hahaha I really enjoyed my time Have fun you all