text: I read the negative reviews of this place and said That still sounds awesome I will show these uppity snobs by going there and having some down and dirty pizza and loving it I now apologize to you all You were right I was wrongnnThis is not good pizza It is not cheap It is not fast It IS covered in pepperoni Hopefully that is your favorite topping as the choices on what else you can get is limited And seriously I went there when it was dead and I felt like I waited an eternitynnSo while I can envision a scenario where I am drunk downtown and I stumble into Brooklyns and feel like it saved my life for providing me greasy nourishment in my time of need in no way should this place be sought out under normal sober circumstances