text: Ahhhh Taste of Tops I remember when I heard about this place opening I was like Oh my god I am never going to leave I am going to spend upwards of five thousand dollars a year at this place Tops is the shit so if they are opening a beer and wine bar it is going to be nothing short of epicnnAnd the bar is good I do enjoy it when I go out but I do not go there nearly as much as I imagined I would I have been a handful of times somewhere around times and have usually had a good time there nnSo why only stars I do not know It is cramped relatively expensive for my neighborhood bar and the tables are just too close to each other I always end up sitting hip to hip next to someone I do not know and it is just a little awkward Sometimes the couches are all filled up with really loud obnoxious people who go Whooooh a lot Whooh is an expression that in certain situations will drive me nuts It is like when bulls get pissed from seeing the color red It is like that but I am not as badass or fierce as a ball I am more like a fat kid who goes Quuuiiiit iiiitnnThe best time to come here is when it is relaxed and there is only a few people On the few occasions I have come in when it is subdued and the bartender is wanting to shoot the shit with you it is a really fantastic great place Get yourself a beer on tap or champagne in a can and soak it all innnIm still a fan of the place I like it I just wish it were bigger I wish it had more sparkles too I do not know sparkly things around the bar seems fitting Like a shiny thingamajig hanging up somewhere That is not entirely necessary but it would be awesome to havennBut hey at least Taste of Tops their refrigerated beer is not piss warm like the liquor store itself D