text: Ok so I kind of perversely enjoy a restaurant that is so needlessly complicated that it requires its own help desk but that was before I tried the food We went through the newbie tour getting little bites of everything and were mostly underwhelmed Striking out nonetheless I ordered the jade chicken fried rice and the pork in a quesadilla I was impressed by the tender and flavorful pork but that is where the magic ended I felt everything was awash in salt and the jade chicken was as generic as Asian food comes The snickerdoodle was cute but a fun concept does not a good restaurant make Guy Fieri I expected better of you