text: There is no question about it the Hard Rock is THE place to be on Sundays for both REHAB at the pool and SUNDAY SCHOOL at Body English Apparently the only person who did not get the memo was the DJ because I do not know what clown they got to substitute for the resident but I kept saying to myself did someone call in sick to work is this the replacement is it really this bad I do not know what the deal is but after seeing BT at Rehab that same afternoon I was incredibly disappointed with the music selection at Body English The music choices were distastefully mixed and did not match the sophistication of the venue Fragments of songs were sloppily mashed up and the only song the DJ played in its entirety was Gwen Stefanis Holla Back Girl and the THIS SHIT IS BANANAS part looped like times That was enough for me to throw in the towel slam my drink storm up the stairs to exit and pout while peering into the window display of DJ Tiesto merchandise awards and pictures Maybe my standards are just too high Take me back to Ibiza please Or San Francisco at the very leastnnWe strolled back in the Hard Rock for the second time that day to see a mass of people overflowing onto the casino floors trying to bum rush the hallway into Body English We had guestlist so we decided to combine forces with another group of also guestlisted attractive barely legal girls to fight our way up front How could they say nonnFAIL They did not budge so we had to merge with a group of guys who actually knew someone who knew a promoter a six degrees of separation kind of thing rather than us girls who met some creeper at the hotel pool who says he has the hookup We sacrificed our free entry to just get in period The bouncers relay to the crowd that the club was was at capacity and that was why there was that huge unorganized mass outside As people slowly trickled out of the club every few minutes we thought fast and decided we would rather pay now to get in at all than waste time waiting in this crazy mess of a crowd and probably not be let in at all several hours later Plus the Hard Rock is not on the strip and we did not take a taxi here just to wait in a futile line so we went for it The rope finally opened for us my girls and I our new girlfriends and the guys all got in at a pop Not complaining Rehab and Body English were the only functions we ended up paying for during the night trip to LV Not badnnThis place was packed as HELL Wow incredible No joke about the place being at capacity So packed it made my cheap ass friends even consider bottle service just to have a little elbow space The crystal chandeliers and warm but dark candlelit glow gave the place a sexy look The decor was detailed and classy and the crowd was mixed Body English is downstairs and below ground and has a multilevel split floor layout which sort of disorienting and mildly claustrophobic It gets pretty hot inside but they do have a dry ice smoke blower that cools off the dance floor and clears out some of the funky smell that starts to build up We spent at most an hour and a half here before the crowd and heat was too much to handle then we migrated to The Bank at the Bellagio nnIm torn between a three or four star review The music was such a turn off but I wanted to like this place so bad after the battle to get in I would definitely come back but I would certainly go for bottle service with a skip the line option next time