text: After navigating my way to the Cowfish it is tucked inside the Residences little alley past the Crate and Barrel I was ready for some deliciousness nnI was a part of a huge group I am talking around people so the staff had their work cut out for them We got there and they already had waters at each of our place settings The condiments are out as well from sriracha to soy and the regular ketchup and mustard Our server Dave was absolutely adorable and even taught me and the birthday girl how to do our first sake bombs The Sparkle Sake Bomb is literally the bomb It is crisp and tasty Go for it I ordered a Kirin Light and it arrived promptlynnI ran to the restroom to get the hand wash on before dinner arrived and I was a little confused for a second Instead of music the Cowfish gives you translations in three languages English Mandarin and Redneck Yep you heard me Redneck So I walk in and hear Her figure is pleasing to the eye Mandarin translation or so they say I do not speak Mandarin so they could have been saying anything lol and lastly That girl got a badonkadonk WHAT lol Yeah that just happened HifrickinlariousnnI ordered the Bento Fusion Box If you are new to sushi and all this it is perfect It is a little bit of everything the burger of the week sushi edamame sweet potato fries and pickled cucumbers I did not like pimento cheese so I ordered a regular burger They accidentally brought me the burger of the week brought out a replacement and told me to keep the other one I loved the burger Sweet bread well cooked and simple The edamame was salted on the outside so it added a little flavor but it was perfectly steamed My sweet potato fries were warm so that was meh but they were still pretty good If they were hot they would have likely knocked my socks off The pickled cucumbers were sweet with a nice touch of heat Awesome I ordered the Deliverance Roll Pork barbecue sauced with tempura onion strings rolled in rice wrapped in seaweed and covered with a bacon coleslaw It was all I ever dreamed it could be Heavenly But it was so huge I had to eat the first couple bites with my hand covering my mouth because I could not close it to chew lol Sounds like a great night rightnnThe poor girl sitting next to me ordered a chicken sandwich That is it Chicken sandwich Everybody else is getting down on their food Hers never came out It took about minutes before her server came out to see how everything was and we could tell them her food never came About three people came to check on her in the next minutes to see if she wanted anything else but all she wanted was her food I guess they forgot to put in the order Finally about or minutes later her plate comes out and everyone is pretty much finished eating We are literally about to cut birthday cake and she is just getting her food Then they made her still pay for it Unacceptable nnThe other minus is that it took FOREVER to get the checks and just as long to have them return the cards after they ran them We literally sat from pm until waiting for checks I luckily brought cash so I did not need to get my card back but I finally gave up waiting for my change at pm He was a good server so I did not mind giving it to him I have heard that service is never this slow so I am going to guess it was in part to the size of our group Still overall I had a great time and I was very impressed by my food I am definitely willing to go back with a smaller crew and see what happens