text: Worst damn restaurant on the Vegas Strip hands downnnSo I go there for a business meeting with a group A corporation is paying so we usually get the best food and service Not herennWe sampled over main courses on the menu All of them were very sub par and cookedprepared poorly The service was slow we could never get refills despite having servers dedicated to our room Half of the dishes were cold by the time they delivered them The decor was cheesy and poorly done A futile attempt at class and modern sophistication designed bya high school level idiot They have a pool just outside on the patio does not quite make sense to me but whatever And to top it off I got a look at the check way overpriced for bad food and servicennOk I Am a big dessert fan I judge restaurants by their desserts So when we get finished with the crappy food I figure at least some sugary treat will improve my opinion of the place These jokers bring out a tray full of cotton candy ricekrispy treats stale donuts and hot pink snoballs Artery clogging shit I could buy at Not one hand made goody on the plate nnThe only good thing about the place was the hostess and her impressive cleavage Even this is not enough to get me to return for seconds Simon is soon to be a Vegas dive bar and will likely disappear in a year or two