text: According to Dr Oz one in three women over the age of forty suffers from constipation nWell if you are one of those unlucky three have I got good news for younMandarin Buffet formerly KingnnThe buffet selection is huge and the items all look tasty as they beckon you with their siren song And this is how you will fix those bloated bowels once and for good nTry everything nnYes a little smattering of every item will guarantee your greasingoff heaters again in no timenFor me that was about an hournnBut hey everyone is different I process food slower than most so I may be the anomaly here nYou just may find you will blowup THEIR bathroom instead of the office restroom which in retrospect would have been a whole lot less humiliatingnnIm not certain what got me deucing so badly but I think it was the pink stuff that looked like chicken and tasted like anything but nMaybe it was pork I am not sure but again try everything to be safennYoure bound to get a case of the trots and by doing so get those bowels working again like a washing machine on its spin cycle instead of those lazy as mud city workersyou know with five guys standing around on a street corner looking down a hole in the pavementnnI gave King stars because I have been off my crapping game lately like you care and this one little sojourn got me right back on track nPretty cool huh