text: There are not zero stars available because if there were Pure would deserve it I mean any place that fetes Jersey Shore rejects cannot be taken seriously If snookie is hosting Halloween I am going to be as far away as I can be And that people would want to see her already shows you the kind of people that come herennYou walk up and you are basically treated like cattle and that is actually giving them credit so that you can get into the most unoriginal club I have ever been to It is like they converted a warehouse into a club nnThe bouncers are self important and hold clipboards because apparently that raises the I am so awesome meter Do not buy into it nnYou finally get the golden ticket and you are herded into this big room where having your space invaded is a stepbystep happening You cannot get away from people breathing on you touching you screaming in your face It is obscene and unnerving nnOh yeah TRY getting a drink in this place If you can accomplish that I can assure you that you will not get a drink that is even in the same stratosphere as the drink you thought you ordered unless you ordered melted ice over some noname liquor Drink before you go and save yourself that blatant ripoff nnThe music is fine for a club That is all I can say about thatnnI have actually made it to the VIP area several times by virtue of knowing someone there and ended up feeling like I was lording over the poor losers begging to get into it I suppose if you want to pay cash to feel like a douche then do not let me stop you nnThis club is way past it is expiration date Let it die