text: The vintage neon sign outside is awesome but that is where the awesome ends We were sat at a table on a raised platform with the piano It was very awkward We all sat on the side of the table facing the rest of the restaurant because on the other side of the table is a wall covered in a mirror One thing I do not want to do is watch myself eat The awkward position of the table on a platform and all of us sat on one side facing out at the rest of the place made us look like the judges panel from ANTM In the spirit of such I will continue The service was completely awful It took AGES to get the check and from my perch I could see the waiters doing nothing while I sat ready to leave The food was pretty good but it was not anything special They priced it like it was special though Really special I hate things with hype and this is exactly why Do not bother