text: I could never pronounce the name of this place I do not even know what the fck a Zoozacracker is I always thought Zoozacracker sounded like a racist remark people would use in Queens or the Bronx or something nnIve probably come here once every year for the last years I wrote a review about this place about a year ago but the filter ate it claiming I was a worker here nnFinally wanted to figure out what a Zoozacracker is so I googled it Found no information Decided to break the words apart We all know what a cracker is but what the fck is a Zooza Well according to google a Zooza is some dude who provides an individual legal proof that they are the owner of a horseor something like that Still I have no fcking clue what that is supposed to mean Combining ZoozaHorse licensure litigation specialist guy with CrackerSaltine Square does not make a shred of sense But nothing does here The interior design looks like either a David Lynch movie or the room where Debbie Harry starts rapping in the mtv music video Rapture I know irony is the big thing these days but I do not fcking like irony It sucks The interior design can ironically fck offnnThey got this burger that they pack with coleslaw thousand island and swiss cheese It is not bad It is extremely messy though The Rueben is also pretty good but I do not think there is one New Yorker alive that would say it can compare to Carnegie Weiss or Greenberg Deliall here in LVHenderson nnThe first time I ever came here was with my poker buddy in We had accumulated about of comps The bill came out to like and the lady at the counter waived the extra They had excellent customer service back then Came back a few months later but this time they made us pay the balance nnOf course they charge for every little thing I have been to kosher delis that would charge for a side of thousand island for my New York Sky High so I am not surprised Actually I will not be surprised if they start charging for the water and the pickles soonnnThe first time I decided to eat here I asked multiple Wynn workers the question Where is Zoozacrackers located None of them knew the answer Most of them did not know what the fck I was talking about One guy even told me that Zoozacrackers was located at Koval and Flamingo When I finally found the place I could not get in because in front of the entrance was Antonio Tarver He was piss drunk and having an argument with some chick who was dressed like a stripper Typical day in Las Vegas