text: But you will say It is supposed to be badnnOk then I am just giving it what it wantsnnMaybe it is that I was taken in by the name we were starving every place was closed or with long lines and well it was our last resort more on that later Maybe it is that I can only appreciate rude humor and mediocre food when it is not accompanied by an astronomical bill Maybe I am just a sourpuss But this place sucksnnLater on in the trip we would have known with pictures of dirty overweight hairy shirtless bartenders adorning posters encouraging us to come to Dicks Last Resort for abuse But only a few minutes after arriving in Vegas starving with most restaurants in Excalibur closed and the buffet line with no end in sight we decided to sit at the bar and grab a snacknnThe bar is right next to Excaliburs Party Pit a phenomenon we only saw that Sunday afternoon where one underwear clad dancer appeared after another gyrating to mediocre rock Yes this IS the highlightnnThe bar was tended by two rejects from the school of obnoxious sidekick characters in bad s drinking movies and one grumpy girl who seemed out of place in a land of innuendo chauvinism and party pit girlsnnThe one guy was the shirtless poster guy leering at women at the bar pouring beer on himself and making the lewd paper hats I would later see middle aged women walking around Vegas in later in the week proclaiming Dick says my vagina smells bad to all the world The other guy apparently gets his wardrobe from the lewd sidekick thrift shop complete with fake cowboy hat with loop hanging under chin Hawaiian shirt and of course modified Van DykennThe female bartender wore a sweat shirt jeans and a scowlnnWe got a shrimp entree to share for It had shrimp and some fries My companion also got a weakass Malibu and coke for nnWe leftnnIll tell you what Dicks Last Resort did leave us with some lingering entertainment I had a mental block over remembering the name of the place especially when I would agitatedly try to describe the horridness of the place leading me to develop increasingly bizarre and inappropriate alternates usually completely unintentionallynnIf you met me in Vegas the restaurant I am describing may have been called among othersnnLast Chance DicksnThe Last Dick ResortnLast Chance for DicknornResorting to Dick