text: Disclaimer This is the most critical review I have ever written I am conscious of the negative aspect of internet culture that allows people to make unduly harsh comments at a high rate With that in mind these are my honest feelings about my stay nnAs soon we arrived we were hit with s hair metal cranked to with no place to escape except our room On every inch of the hotel prepare to enjoy Dokkens greatest hits and that deep cut from Warrant Our sleep this weekend was interrupted by the person who thought it was wise to decorate the hallways with actual drum cymbals I am wondering if anyone during the design process considered the possibility that some guests might try to show off their drumming skills on the way back to their rooms after a night of drinking Needless to say there were a lot of John Bonham wannabees staying on the th floorn nKeeping with the theme of sleep deprivation we were could not sleep due to the blinking smoke detector installed right above our bed When all the lights were shut off and the black curtains were closed the blinking smoke detector lit up the room like the lamest rave imaginable This could go on for pages so I will continue with a shorthand checklist of problemsn Guest Services was terrible I had to call times to get an engineer to the room to fix the air conditioningn There were no responsible adults to be seen on staff All the employees are either in Motley Crue shirts or working valet I really felt like if I complained about anything they would shrug their shoulders and say sucks bro n There is no place to relax in the hotel unless you want to pay dollars for the spa The pool is a giant party filled with cellulite and Bro culture n The food tasted cheap like it was cooked by the gallon and oversaucednnAt least the bed was soft nnDont stay here unless you miss your freshman dorm