text: I was really excited when this place finally opened I decided to go there for postdrinks munchies on my birthday since it is open hoursnnSome of my friends opted for breakfast and my boyfriend and I opted to split some buffalo wings and a burgernnThe breakfasts looked dreadful eggs looking up from their plates all sad and pale and it seemed like every side order came quite a while laternnMy boyfriend absolutely love buffalo wings I mean LOVES buffalo wings He love them so much he once drank the leftover wing sauce from a takeout container much to the chagrin of his stomach So we thought we were in for a latenight treat nnThe wings came out with no sign of sauce not even a light coating We were hungry so we tried them anyways I do not know how they did it but somehow the wings were both charred and slightly undercooked Whatever kind of spice they used on them was burnt beyond recognition And again NO SAUCEnnI think that my burger was more salt than burger I have heard rumors that terrorists have been sneaking into American kitchens and pouring salt in the food to kill us slowly so maybe Sallys is a victim I have eaten terrible burgers even ones at Applebees but this one was absolutely inedible even in my slightly inebriated statennMy roommate ordered the Navajo Taco but that soggy bland excuse for the real thing was also too horrible to eat I hope that Sallys Navajo Taco meets up with a State Fair Navajo taco in a dark alley in South PhoenixnnI hope that after their summer vacation Sallys hires new kitchen staff right now I would only recommend it to people I hate