text: While Benecol is clinically proven to lower your cholesterol this place is clinically proven to raise it I guarantee you will enjoy eating at this place but make sure you have sent off to China for your donor heart before hand cuz you will be needing a new onennOn my one and only visit I got a deep fried pizza which I chewed on in the company of two JFs They being PHD students probably viewed me with utter contempt and were only there with me to conduct a study into socially inept and underdeveloped human beings As a result I ate with a reasonable degree of dignity in an effort not to draw too much attention to myselfnHad I been dining alone my behaviour would have been distinctly less muted and I would have wrung the doughy treat out into my mouth like a tea towel saturated with pizza flavoured fat Then with more enthusiasm than a Romanian prostitute who had just realised she could earn a Leu and get something warm in her belly at the same time I would have sucked the oily dregs from its limp remains and given thanks for the privilegennYUMYUM