text: Whoa Whoa WhoannI walked into this place freshly showered and smelling like roses but walked out smelling like grease clogged arteries and fat induced mothballs Yuck nnI found this country diner on yelp and was smitten by the worlds largest omelet sign on their window and reviews of large huge and monty python sized portions Holler I walked in and asked for their worlds largest omelet which is actually a world record Crazy Ottos broke in year thus the credit Oh I was a bit disappointed I will admit So I ask for the the full size ortega beef omelet eggs hash browns biscuits and gravy The biscuits were dry and the gravy was drier The omelet was pretty large but came with a puddle of grease on top of it The hash browns werehash browns The Ortega beef chunks were probably the best thing about my meal Even better was the service I do not know if he was the manager or what but he told us a little bit about the history and origination of Crazy Otto which served to be interesting and food for thought Sothey get stars for service and portionsnnLook I love diners I love huge portions bustling waitresses that call you honey and hearty soul food meals that are full of carbohydrates but this place was just way too greasy It is a wonder how my perfume mixed with my hairspray did not ignite a blazing flame throughout this place with the amount of grease that was in the air seats and food Holy smokesnnWill I ever go back I am all for second chances but the thought of it just made me throw up a little in my mouth So the answer is going to have to be no for nownnShivering