text: The menu is honest and clear no substitutions That being said I could not help it My heart wanted the one omelette option on the menu to be a chorizo omelette instead of a potato omelette When I asked for the change the portly hipster behind the counter gave me that look The one that says dude we are so popular right now we do not have to give you anythingnnHe told me they are not able to change a thing I ordered the waffle bacon and potoatoes with a side of scrambled eggs The waffle was not my favorite kind I prefer one that is crunchy on the outside and soft and delicious on the inside This waffle was just soft like a pancake The eggs were typical Not fluffy air goodness like I always hope eggs will be Bacon was limp and fattynnSometimes I feel like a breakfast spot like this gets its high ratings mostly because it tries very hard to be unique and trendy less than because the food is actually delicious But I will be honest I have never craved a pork chop in my breakfast and this place is not changing my mind on that front nnIf you are wanting pancakes and the like basically dessert then you are going to love their options here But cmon you could go to a million hip places in the valley that offer a carbrich sugar filled pancake and be thrilled The real posers of breakfast are revealed in how they do the noncarb options Sorry Vovomeena For me you are nothing more than a hipster poser Great coffee though