text: HELL NO THIS IS NOT A THREE STAR ESTABLISHMENTnand I hate exclamation pointsnnSeriously I am a little mad nnWHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN EATING nnWith all due respect Edinburgh and the fine and wonderful people I have met here I have not seen such skewed ratings for places to eat in my life until I came here nnFirst you rate PIZZA FKING PARADISE a FOUR STAR and this place you think sucks I have always said The UK gets a bad rap they have some damn fine food Well I am here to say you do have damn fine food you just do not respect it Clearly it is not the food it is your wrong opinions I still love you guys thoughnnIllegal Jacks is DAMN FINE fast food tex mex I have eaten in Edinburgh for three weeks at and star Yelp rated places and this was FAR AND AWAY the best meal I had nnThe fresh spicy salsa was out of control awesome nNext layer cheddar cheese nNext layer AMAZING veggie chili that filled me to the brim nNext layer damn fine black beansnNext layer Mexican rice nHeld in a CRISPY CRISPY DELICIOUS corn tortilla nnAdded layer Guacamole that was damn fine for some Guacamole served in Scotland It is afriggin million miles away from Mexico and they still managed to pull off the guac Well done Illegal Jack nnADDED BONUS Buffalo Sauce For real Edinburgh You cannot respect that there is Buffalo Wings here I mean where else are you going to get Buffalo Wings nnNow if you come here expecting MEXICAN food you will not get it You know why Because BURRITOS are AMERICAN Yes I said it We did not invent the tortilla and we did not invent the bean but we did invent the carrying case nnNB nAlmost all edible dishes and things that allow you to eat and run were invented in the good ole US of A nnExhibit nnA Hamburger Bun nB Ice Cream Cone nC Kabob stick Yes teriyaki chicken put on a stick in CalifornianD Hot dog Bun nE Bread BowlnnIf you have a hankering for food that MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT SUCK come one come all come here nnThis shit is delicious Anyone says different we can take this outside