text: This was my second visit and it will be my last The first time a few years ago I went for my birthday and it was ruined It took forever and the food was horrible Decided to give them a second chance I give upnnWe went last night around pm and told them we had to be to a show at pm and asked if it was enough time The waitress said yes and at least she was quick getting the food out Too bad we did not have time to abort mission and go somewhere else after we took one bite The food tasted terrible but we ate it anyway and both my husband and I had some digestive issues todaynnThis should have been a clue that the kitchen is not up to par The menu lists taco plates that come with tacos and either salad or tortilla soup I asked if I could order a plate with one machaca taco and one carnitas taco The waitress said no not at dinner only at lunch Huh So I got the carnitas and hubby got the machaca so we could share He was concerned tacos would not be enough so the waitress tells him we can order another taco a la carte Any kind Yes So he gets a grilled fish taco which came out deepfried and of course the waitress did not notice and we did not want to wait for a grilled one Why can we get tacos a la carte but we cannot split the order This is one of those arbitrary rules that cooks make up that piss off customers and do not do anything to make the kitchen more efficientnnSo the food The tortilla soup was a disgusting bowl of thick orange goop and I sent it back and got the salad with honeylime vinaigrette which tasted neither of honey nor of lime but more like your basic balsamic The tacos were two corn tortillas each with a big pile of mushy greasy salty meat no onions cilantro or cotija The carnitas came with a few small strands of pickled onion and the machaca had some pastitsprime guacamole gee thanks The meat was cooked to death to the point where I could not even tell the difference between the pork and the beef nnAs I said the food came out fast but why would not it when it was obvious all they had to do was scoop out a big ladleful of meat onto tortillas Not exactly haute cuisine here After we finished eating we sat around for almost minutes waiting for our bill but the waitress was now MIA I ended up going inside we were on the patio and asking the bartender for our bill The waitress was at the server stand talking with another waitress and overheard me and I could see the look on her face of Oh yeah These people wanted to get out of here in time for a shownnI do not know what everyone else is eating here to give such glowing reviews This has to be one of the worst Mexican meals I have ever had No me gusta Mucho Gusto