text: Do not tell anyone but I like McDonalds coffee better than Starbucks I rather have McDonalds coffee over any other coffee in the world nnThis McDonalds location would have gotten stars about months ago but things have changed A few months ago the workers were really cool but now they have all just gotten really fcking weird It is almost like one of those s BHorror Movies where one of the workers gets infected with the ZombieVampireWerewolf virus and then comes to work the next day and spreads it to all his coworkers That is the only logical explanation because every worker here has transformed into McDumbassesnnI want to remind you that this is Summerlin so that means that everyone runs stop signs no one yields for pedestrians and everyone argues over the stupidest most insignificant things Watch out when you are entering this drivethru because there is a huge chance that some douchebag in a BMW will run the stop sign in order to cut in front of younnWhen I drove up to the box there was no answer About minutes later I begin hearing a ton of static and then this bizarre sounding guy starts talking in this strange tone He sounded like a drunk Orson Wells nnWhen I pulled up to the first window to pay the window slowly slid open to reveal the face of a morbid looking kid with gigantic dilated eyes and one of those horror movie smiles Immediately he let us out this high pitched reeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh noise at me At that particular moment due to the fear of manrape I thought about driving over the planters and escaping But he looked so weird that I came to the conclusion that he might have some kind of paranormal super powers and would catch me no matter how fast I drove so I just sat there and awaited my fate After about seconds he told me how much my coffee cost in a disturbingly soft tone voice and thankfully he did not serve me McRape nnWhen I drove up to the pickup window I was greeted by an anorexic looking latino kid who did not even give me eye contact and while holding the coffee he sticks his arm out the window and just drops it before I even have the chance to reach out to grab it It was a miracle that I caught the thing in mid air nnI was glad to get the McFck out of there