text: Remember the last time you went to the DMV Remember how shortly after leaving you called to tell all your friends and family that they too needed to take a trip to the DMV because you had not had more fun in years Remember that timennYeah Me eithernnIve been here twice The first time I came in feeling tough I had my Forms filled out my FL drivers license at the ready I was going to rock this thingnnI approached the pleasant sarcasm lady at the counter I was feeling pretty good about myself and greeted the woman with a smile and howdily do nnNothing crickets Chirp Chirp ChirpnnME Ummm I am here to get my AZ drivers license nnLady Here you need to fill out this form nnME Nope I already did oh yeah I was not outwardly this excited but in my head there was a happy party going onnnLady You need your birth certificate or passport nnME Whaaaaa Ummmm I do not have that with me I have my FL drivers license and my concealed weapons permit I though it said on the website that you could use those nnLady No You need a primary form of ID which is a birth certificate or passport nWere open til nnME Happy party in my head Over Sad facennOk that was a couple weeks ago Today I came back and still had my form filled out and brought along my passport Today was all bizness No playin I spoke to a lady at the counter she said I was all good and I sat my butt down Sittin there mean muggin Not happy nnThis brings me to the sociological part of the DMV There is generally an interesting mix of people at the DMV I sat here looking around people watching and thought to myself It should be a requirement that all people have to sit in the DMV waiting room for an hour every months nnWhy you ask Because doing this will make most people appreciate their own life and also appreciate the people that work here a little more There were people from all spectrums of life here today Hanging out at the DMV will make you tough not quite as tough as maximum security prison might make you but pretty tough It will break you or it will make you stronger It will test you nnAnyway I survived the DMV and got my Arizona drivers license I am an official Arizonan Woot Woot nnThank goodness I do not have to come back here for a while