text: IKEA is IKEA Went there to pick up something up for my wife found the item within the first two min and it was not at all what we though it would be so I had the fortunate privilege of being falsely imprisoned for the next ten min as I tried to get out of the flippin place with no intent to purchase anythingnnI have a theory about IKEA I hate buying furniture here unless it is metal no wood their wood stuff is horrible but I would prefer to buy real furniture to begin with but the place has this undeniable allure the woman folk cannot resist