text: The Vine Tavern i will omit the word Eatery as i am fairly certain this term cannot be applied to the food they serve at this establishment is a vortex sort of culmination hangout for lowbrow Fred Durst clones and future dayshift strippers With that being said this cesspool of a building has not burned to the ground yet so I feel compelled to warn others before they consider spending an evening therennBeing new to the Tempe area myself and a small group of friends decided to drop in to check it out As we approached thedimly lit building I began to have second thoughts my bloomy sense was tingling more on this later As we entered we were greeted by a lovely bouncer type gentlemen who begged us to pay the cover seriously We were seated towards the back near a group of teenage mothers and their burly counterparts We ordered foodnnThe food arrived in a timely manner it may have been poisoned but i was too hungry to care I ordered the mushroomswiss burger dollarsish If Mcdonalds ever begins selling their products in the frozen food aisle of grocery stores it might taste something like what they serve at The Vine I had immediate food regret my only consolation was the you call its and the poor old man behind the mic with his acoustic guitar wrapping up his set Surreal We regrettably paid and escaped out the back nnGood Cheap Drinks nBad You may be stabbed