text: I was enticed by the cute girl wearing glasses blowing the whistle outside I am a sucker for a girl with glasses even if they are not prescription Plus she gave me a free shot because it was my birthday Free cover before Sorry I cannot remember too faded off that purp patron All I know is we got in free given a stamp to reenter if we needed to take a piss It was jammed pack in this mutha Lots of women oooh weee weeee Had a blast grinding on some random chicks even better they were with it The drinks were cheap they kept coming all night long The security staff were cool were not pushy or dicks like at the other places They even found my ID the next morning Saved my whole weekend Slipped homeboy a Abe Lincoln for helping me out Like a bawse UGH