text: I need to preface this by saying that the company was AWESOMEnI love ya Kristen if you are reading this I do nAnd it was a blast getting to celebrate your birthday with you nnBut other than that nnThis place is rrrrrrrrrrrough nn A young server who could not make strong menu recommendationsn A negroni that looked like a shirley temple and tasted like nothing I wanted to drinkn The most flavorless FLAVUHLESS chicken Parmesan I think I have ever eaten n This weird noodle the name of which I cannot remember that they are supposed to be known for but I cannot forget soon enough Over cooked mealy melt in your mouth like you do not want your pasta to do n And honestly overpriced for the quality and portion size nnThis place reminds me of Carusos in Tucson httpwwwyelpcombizcarusostucsonhridnmdNvoJvnIFPQ Also Italian Also an institution And maybe good back in the day nnSometimes when things get older they age gracefully And other times they suck harder than a six yearold on a jolly rancher nnI know these one star reviews are hard for folks to digest but so is Porta Bella When I think about my scale for going as low as I have done so here I think is there any redeeming quality that would make it so I would return nnMethinks not