text: I would not ever ever ever go here again if it were not for the fact that my group of friends practically lives here I really do not know what they see in the place other than hey we have been going here every week for the better part of years nowwhy would we do anything elsennPros It is uh It is a bar With an outdoor bathroom that let us you pee on the wall I do not know I digress There are some good partsnn Management and Bartenders Awesome folks Very personable If you have any issue with the place at all the manager will do his best to make sure you are happy even if there is not much he can do nn Aside from the people who drink herewhich I will touch on below the actual physical atmosphere is nice I like patio barsnnConsnn Door staff are assholes This is the first place I have ever had a security person anywhere ever lay their hands on me I walked out the side entrance to make a phone call in a quieter area and told the guy I would be right back in Finished my very short phone call within eyesight of the guy making eye contact with him a few times during the call I walked back into the bar past him He followed me feet into the bar and grabbed me by the back of my neck and started screaming at me about showing ID every time you walk into the place I literally talked to the guy not minutes before in order to avoid having to go through the ID process all over again If it ever happens again I am calling the police and filing a battery charge nn Food is garbage With the exception of the potato skins everything on the menu sucks But it is REALLY hard to make lousy potato skinsnn Beer menu is smallnot really listed anywhere Ask the waitress which beers they have and she will tell you a few random ones that she can think of off of the top of her head and say and we have others I guess If you want Kiltlifter or Fat Tire you are set If you want anything else it is a shot on whether or not they have itnn Hipster Central Seriously the clientele here is atrocious I have literally been verbally assaulted here for eating potato skins by a waifish methmouthed denizen who was the human embodiment of the lyrics of Macklemores Thrift Shop because there was cheese and bacon on my food He went off on me for being offensive to animals or some such Telling me I would be a vegetarian if I had to kill the animal myself On a friday night the place is packed walltowall with the whiniest heroinchic douchebags you will ever meet I feel like this is the case because they do not like the loud music of the bars on mill so they walk around the corner and park themselves at Caseysnn Cops Lots and lots and lots of cops If you go here on a semiregular basisonce or twice a month or more for a long enough period of time you WILL be stopped immediately after leaving the bar The Tempe PD are for the most part nice folks but the ones who patrol looking to catch a DUI coming out of Caseys are all assholes Not really the bars fault at all but it is part of the experience of going therenn Pricing Two drinks and a plate of aforementioned potato skins dollars plus tip Look to spend at least dollarstip included for a pint of beer here unless it is on specialhappy hour to dollars for a mixed drink with well liquortip included nn Parking parking spots in their lot Yeah to spots For a bar that is usually packed to the brim with people After the stores close down you can park in the little strip mall parking lot around the corner But again there is always a cop car or motorcycle cop just sitting in that lot waiting for you to look like you are walking toward a car nn Wait staff sucks It is always sucked It is not really their attitude all the timethough it is sometimes They hire like or girlsI am not being sexist they only hire females to do wait staff to cover what is usually close to peoplemaybe more I am not a good judge of actual numbers of people all asking for booze at the same time Do not even bother placing drink orders with them Just walk up to the bar and pay with cash and then go back to your seat nn Bathrooms are horrendous It is really hard to use the bathroom when there are urinals and one stall for guys Especially once pm rolls around and the holocaustskinny hipster kids I mentioned above start vomiting in the stall and sink because they cannot hold their booze and drinking in a college town means DRINK UNTIL YOU DIE The blarney stone is all well and good until a dude takes a dump in there nn Climate control Because of the patio setup it is always too hot or too cold to be really comfortable save for the few months per year here in the valley that the weather is really nice It is still degrees at pm here months out of the year nnIf you have not been here Do not bother going You will get suckered into meeting your friends for drinks for the next years