text: If you bake and are good at it then let me make a suggestion nTry this place nNo matter how good you think you are or what your friends and family say about your baked goods they are lying Probably because they like you and do not want to hurt your feelings nnYou need to do this If for no other reason so you can see how the shit you have been baking all these years is slightly better than an Easy Bake Oven recipennBut that is not why I go herenI go here for their cranberry scones which taste just like my momsnBut mom is gone now and with her all of her recipes since my whore of a sister absconded with them forcing me to visit on a fairly regular basis nnWhich brings me back to my youth when we would routinely pull a dine n dash running out of the restaurant after a meal nWell I am pretty sure the owner knows what he is got with those sconeshe is got the little fuckers under glass behind another curtain of glass and totally out of reach nIts like he is guarding the Hope Diamond or something nnNo dine n dash even remotely possible here nYoull have to pay for them unless youre so inclined toward boosting the joint which if you do I hope you get caught sentenced for armed robbery and as your grand finale buttraped in prison when the inmates on your cell block learn you are doing a five year stretch on a scone armed robbery