text: I am not sure how we ended up here We were looking for a reprieve from The Strip which was being pummeled by a dust storm so we thought Paris seemed like a place we could find a good lounge nnAfter walking in circles having trouble finding anything but a quickie casino bar we saw Le Central a slightlyelevated circular bar that looked like a decent vantage point for playing That is Your Boyfriend Oh and it WASnnThe server whose name I have forgotten was totally sweet and reminded me a lot of Bethenny Frankel Funny a little dry and caustic but inviting and welcomingnnMartini drinks were for and I appreciated that she did not make each of us get two She let us pay for and each have our own individual Some bars here make you drink them both and sometimes even force you to get them both at the same time leaving one warm and less than awesome So that was nicennSadly the drinks recommended the French Bikini made with chambord and pineapple and Absolut was kind of bleh It is not my usual kind of drink to order but my friend did not really get into it either so I do not think it was just me We drank it do not get me wrong For you drink your damn drink but we promptly headed over to The Cosmopolitan for a proper cocktail like we should have from the getgo But That is Your Boyfriend is not as tragic therennIf I happened to be in Paris and just needed a cocktail I would cop a squat and get a drink here sure But I would probably stick with something I usually order like a vodka tonic or a simple dry martini