text: Word to the wise make sure you eat before you go so that by the time your food arrives you will be hungry againnnIm just disappointed that I had to wait minutes to be greeted by our server without the thrill of a lap dancennWe were so thrilled when our server finally arrived that we gave him our drink appetizer and entree selection I am not sure if you have heard but this is how service at a restaurant normally works You arrive you are greeted by the hosthostess then seated at the proper table that will accommodate your party size comfortably Next the server or server assistant greets you within minutes to take your drink order and offer some appetizer suggestions Once the drinks arrive they take the order for both your appetizer and your entree or just your appetizer and give you some more time to look over the menu while they put your appetizer inshould I say more Guess what happened after he took all three orders Another minutes of staring at each other and our appetizers arrived They took so long to get to us I forgot what we ordered Apparently we ordered the Craw Puppies They were good an innovative dish with an original sauce to matchnnUnfortunately the appetizer was a tease for the beast my stomach Guess what came after the appetizer Another waitby this time I was trying to think happy thoughts and sing some lullabies to keep the beast distracted My date asked if we could have some bread since all the other tables around us had some while we were waiting He also asked the server if he could check on the status of our food My date decided to take a smoke break while I started to die in slow motion and feel my stomach feed off itselfnnFinally our food arrives I had ordered the catfish platter which came with two sides I chose greens and sweet potato fries The starvation I was experiencing made me so delusional that I actually thought the word platter meant more than one piece of fish Nopejust one As long as the food took I was hoping that the cook had gone to the lake and caught a school of fish for me to eat Can you believe that after all that my greens were gross cold AND my sweet potato fries were lukewarm Unfortunately I had to work the next dayso I could not send them back I did ENJOY my catfish however as long as it took to makeI was expecting it to be ORGASMIC I did want to try dessert but like I said beforeI had to work the next eveningnnnThe moral of the story LUKEWARM THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAITnnMANAGEMENT AN HOUR AND A HALF FOR A COURSE MEAL ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME Please feel free to retrain your staff using my tips as a guide I swear I will not even take credit for it