text: First off I am going to get this off my chestI do not eat red meat or seafood and I am allergic to mushrooms This left me with three burger options as there are no substitutions as the menu ominously states And for that I do not know if I want to applaud them for sticking true to the beef roots of burgers or think of it as poor business planning in a postFast Food Nation world Either way I have went with some good ole Merican redmeateaters every time who attested to the excellent in the beef pattiesnnSo I have tried three burgers personally in ascending order of worse to bestnThe Tree Hugger falafel burger Dry tasteless just about the worse falafel I have ever hadnThe Locavore lamb burger I think lamb is just not for me I do not blame the burger so much in this case since everyone else I was with who tried it loved it The relish was quite good and the mint was a nice touchnCalifornia Loving turkey burger Overall excellent I could have done with less alfalfa and more avocado thoughnnThe bread is uninspired which is my main general burger compliant The pickle also made it a little soggy But put better buns around those burgers and I will upgrade by a star in a secondnnThe appetizers were all great and large enough to share amongst people I strongly recommend the BRGR fries and the onion ringsnnThe milkshakes would earn a star review alone if this were a milkshake shop but it is called BRGR so no go Here is the rundown all excellent boozy or not The Bourbon Cherry float was STRONG on first sip since until the ice cream melted a bit not a whole lot of cherry soda could fit into the glass Luckily the waitress left the soda bottle so I could fill as I went The Salty Caramel was also incredible but the prize for best milkshake has to go for the WhiteRussianInShakeForm called The Dude Abides It is not on the menu anymore for shame but the staff is pretty cool about making it anyway if you asknnThe decor was a little tryingtoohardtobetrendy It took about minutes to seat a party of four at pm on a Saturday but it was taking about minutes for groups that size as we were leaving around pm