text: Ugh This show is a hot mess Remember that awesome show when we were kids with pirates and the navy fighting each other Remember how cool that was Yeah that is all gonennThe sole purpose of the new show is to watch women dance around with not much on The whole thing is contrived The script is cheesy everything is done by lip sync and you can pretty much guess within minutes how it is going to end nnSave yourself the trouble and go see another show The fountain at Bellagio and the volcano at Mirage are always fun