text: Worst fucking valet line ever Even with a sign the lane is apparently not for valet I see no valet drivers either even though the security guy told me valet is still opennnAs for the casino this is the creepiest hotel resort I have EVER been to on The Strip Like the Circus Circus it caters primarily to the hillbilly and redneck tourists Anyone who is not missing all but their front two incisors are either passing by or headed to the rides and bungee jumps at the very top of the casinonnOften you can gauge the quality of a hotels clientele by the looks of the cocktail waitresses If they look fucking old or octogenerian and still wears the companystandard uniforms that shows WAY TOO MUCH cover your fucking eyes then they probably cater to a group of gamblers that are mainly homeless on the penny slots nnPersonally I use this place as a convenient parking spot for First Friday nnThe parking garage lanes are VERY confusing though It is kind of like a very tightly wound maze that goes stories up