text: Yeah so I ended up in Phoenix one day and got off the plane and said yo what up son My cousin said we would go get some Pastys Uhh the hell do I want to cover up my nipples for I asked But noooo these are like other reviewers have said fancy hot pockets or giant dumplingnI feel like everything at night in AZ is dark because your windows are blacked out It gives a strange sensation at nightmaybe it is just me But this place was pretty dark outside nGreeted immediately upon enteringalways a great first impression The interior was dark but decently lit Seating was primarily either the bar or long communal tables w benchesnThey play some cool metalalt music that must be local or unsigned because shazam would not even pick that upnI went straight for the Premium section and got a Tandoori Chicken Pasty So the pasty itself is cut in half but it is a little difficult to eat like a hot pocket since it does fall apart so you are better off with utensils But I am a savage so I eat with my handstake that pastynDont forget the fries Garlic With Jalapenos Fresh cut some skin and nice and crispy