text: If I ever turn into a cougar like the ones I saw last night kill me and be quick about it I would rather be a cat lady than humiliate myself by throwing myself at younger guys just to get my freak onnnHonestly if I were not with the awesomest group and helping to celebrate my best friends birthday my rating would be more in the one and a half to twoish range because yeah I have had better and I have no patience for dramannIll give them the musack it was a pretty good if strange mix and at any point you could hear Missy Elliot Lynard Skynyrd and Benny Benassi one right after another The bartenders I encountered were nothing but nice to me although I have heard quite a few stories to the contrarynnBut cmon for a weakass drink The reisling I had at Bloom was stronger than what I had last night and for a freakin I am expecting at least a slight buzz And for a lightweight like me that is saying a lotnnThe bathroom was a congregation of drama queens crying out their boy problems while a bored attendant sat on a stool making it quite clear she wished she were somewhere elsennAt least I got to spend the night with some of the best dance freaks I know and even did quite a bit of shakin myself OWwww