text: oy vey nnIf you enjoy having to entertain your nail techs year old son during your pedicure this is the place for younnIf you enjoy your calf massages with the amount of pressure that a baby could exert on your muscles this is the place for yournnIf you enjoy paying hard earned for a screwed up paint job that consists of visible paint strokes going sideways across your big toe a shellac mani that leaves allows you to see through your nails when painted black and chips after days this is the place for you nnIf all of the above do not sound like an amazing way to lose and hours do yourself a favor and pay the homeless guy on the corner to do your nails It will turn out better