text: To dispel any confusion what used to be Menage Ultra Lounge is now HOM Why the long sordid review Because Feast is doing three things Play Hom Liv Confusing Yes it isnnPLAY Upstairs is downtowns trendiest nightclub according to their website They got that right A cover does more than keep out the riffraff You will see so much money walk through the door your jaw will drop But you will also see a nightclub so pretentious that there are VIP ropes in front of absolutely every chair couch and staircase in the joint If you do not pay you do not sit down And the real stumper is at am on a Saturday they were all still empty nnThe best thing about it was the bartenders because they definitely work hard and appreciate being in a hot nightlife spot The liquor selection on the other hand was almost as disappointing as the music Make sure you ask for what you want to drink even if you do not see it on the shelf because they may be hiding it like Patron and Jack Daniels And if you like Scotch be prepared to have only Johnny Walker nnThe dance area if that is what it is supposed to be is completely conflicted They have the empty vip couches and velvet ropes set up where there should only be dance floor But more importantly I have never seen a house dj because so many train wrecks than at PLAY If you are a dj and every three and a half minutes when you start monkeying with the turntables between songs all people on the dance floor stop moving and turn and look at you you should take a hint and stop fooling around Beatmatching means keeping the rhythm going not killing it with a hammer That cool downtempo music you hear on the website You are not going to get that from one of their resident djs At least not at PLAYn nHOM Feast the ground floor restaurant and namesake that anchors the nightclubs nnLIVE Advertised as a lounge downstairs As soon as I walked in here I realized how much time I just wasted upstairs at PLAY Do not waste your time upstairs if you want to dance Check downstairs first This is a true dance club There are three disco balls a dj setup and the bar and seating are out of the way enough that you could really get a crowd going if you knew what to do with the vinyl The gentleman spinning was doing a nice job but everyone was upstairs because that is what is hyped as the main party space They got the names mixed up Downstairs should be PLAY and upstairs with the useless couches should be LIVEnnWho wants to dance around a bunch of elite couches and crappy music Granted the house djs probably are not the main reason they are in business Make sure you pick a night with a guest dj you think you might like off their website before you drop your hard earned cash Even trust fund babies should be pissed at this place but they are often brainwashed into believing expensive good so their taste can be out the windownnFinal recommendation if you find yourself not enjoying the music upstairs make sure you go downstairs to see what is happening You may find you have a cooler dance floor all to yourself They serve alcohol until am and are still open until am The second best thing about this nightclub is that even after the booze stops flowing you can still dance your buzz off