text: I come here a lotnnMy best friend is one of the bouncers here and when he is not being punched in the face or trying to deflect awkward sexual advances from the patrons he likes to have someone to talk with him as he paces the parking lot checking IDsnnThere are a lot of things to consider before deciding upon Homme as your partee hookupnnIve made you a listnnYoure welcomenn The price of your drink almost always depends on how attracted the bartender is to you It is a gay bar Do the math If you and the bartender have contrasting genitalia chances are you will not be getting that two dollar youcallit n Make sure to call ahead or arrive a little early Sometimes Homme rents their space out for private parties Do not wait til the last minute only to find that anyone NOT wearing a toga will be charged bucks to get inn Both bouncers are straight Do not try to kiss them they do not like itn There are usually free condoms in the room with the pool tablen Monday is Merle Haggard Night I will leave it at thatn Homme only has two settings nearly empty and packed to the point of claustrophobia n Sadiscounintentional hilarity Though I hear they have taken their show elsewheren Red MonkeyCocaine But you will have to look for itn As of now the top floor has been made offlimits per order of the Fire Marshalln On an event night you are better off with a taxin With the exception of a vending machine in the pool table room there is no food So be sure to hit Jennys on the way home