text: Never ever again Clever Koi Never Ambiance was very hipster with loud music That is fine Service Meh The hubs and I took my parents here for dinner to celebrate my mothers health We waited about minutes for our table even though there were other tables sitting empty nnMy mom and I ordered the seafood hot pot Okay when you think hot pot you think of those pots where you throw in a bunch of veggies seafood meat what have you never did I think that it meant it was SPICY HOT We had started off with our unimpressive appeitzer of the catfishscallopshrimp dumplings with nuoc cham which is basically fish sauce The four dumplings were about the size of a quarter and sat inside a HUGE bowl filled with fish sauce For I would say that is a hefty rip off We all literally leaned in towards the table to look inside the giant bowl at our dumplings Next up we ordered the wood grilled octopussea weedxo aioli sauce BLAH All bun no octopus We also tried the peking duckhouse baconmizunacharred plum jam that was just meh Ugh so disappointing at yet another bun nnMy moms SPICY seafood udon bowl came out it was too spicy so she gave it to my dad And he ate it Said it was decent We sat there and watched him eateateateatand then he was doneand we sat there and looked at his empty bowl as our bowls had still yet to come out I do not get it we ordered of the same bowls at least the nd one should have come out The hostess came to clear my dads bowl I told her we still had not gotten ours yet she kind of apologized and walked off About minutes later the nd udon bowl came out and one of the pork ramen bowls came out So I told my mom and hubs to eat As I sat there and watched them eatand eatand eat Towards their last few bites my pork ramen bowl came out the server or maybe it was the manager came out to deliver it to me and apologized for the delay of the entire meal and said this bowl was on the house That was a nice gesture but considering the circumstances all our bowls should have been compd My mom and I could not finish our pork bowls it was so extremely salty the broth was so dark it tasted and looked like it was sitting in a bowl of soy sauce nnAfter my compd ramen bowl our bill still came out to over I am all for fusion food but this was just ridiculous