text: I have never given a onestar rating on Yelp but what an adventure this clubbing experience turned out to be nnA friend of mine has a bit too much cheap watereddown vodka and gets escorted through some nondescript door accompanied by another friend of questionable sobriety The guard posted at the door is not going to let me follow so I grill him as to where I am going to meet them He does not know Wait what You are telling me your job description as a security guard is so ing dynamic that you cannot possibly predict where a drunk patron of your club is going to be escorted You got to be shitting me Sorry but I am not circling the Venetian to check all the exits that my friends may or may not come out of If I am asking you a question and you are on the job you FIND OUT I do not know does not cut it Telling me a story about how I would understand if I were at KMart does not cut it I do not know ends with a story on Yelp about how stupid you are nnAlmost everyone working for that club is useless How they remember to breathe is one of lifes great mysteries The Venetian should be embarrassed by the coordination of their security personnel Absolutely inept All of them were clueless One of the security guards actually tried to help and I give him all the credit in the world His earpiece did not give him access to the proper channels to find out what was going on but he went in person to find out and came back to follow up with me The five other goons I dealt with made me feel like I was talking to bricks Anyhow we eventually get a call from our friends telling us that they have made it back to the hotel What a night Sorry but you cannot pay me to go back here