text: I am SO glad to see I am not the only person who did not have an orgasm going to this place I was starting to think there was something wrong with me nnMy client is a very wellknown food critic and knowing how much I love Thai food he kept telling me that I needed to go to Lotus of Siam on my next Vegas trip The absolute best Thai in America he insistednnSo I trust him He knows his ethnic food And on my next trip to Vegas I made a point of going to Lotus of Siam And not only was it not the best Thai food in America it was not even the best Thai food in Las Vegas Everything I ordered was way below standard from what I have had in this country and in Thailand Granted I am vegan so my food was sans fish sauce but still I have had damn good vegan Thai in New York Chicago LA and Chiang Mai This stuff did not even come close My dining partner went so far as to say his food was disgusting I would not go that far but I was really not impressed nnWe ordered appetizers entrees and we even ordered the famed sticky rice with mango that several of the food critics glowed about in their articles that wallpaper the entrance you have plenty of time to read them all while you wait for your table the place is packed Even that was not good and they did not have to alter any of the ingredients for me to eat itnnWhen I came back to LA I told my client about my experience He was shocked You are the only person I have ever met who did not have a lifechanging experience there he mused nnI do not know Maybe it was the chefs day off Maybe they hate vegans Maybe my taste buds were off But last time I was in Vegas I went to the almostempty Thai place across the shopping center from Lotus and had a much better meal I guess there is just no accounting for taste