text: No no no I went here last night with some of my husbands work buddies If you have ever been to PB in San Diego on a Saturday night it is pretty much like thatnnFirst off all the waitresses are dressed in bikinis and have body paint all over them and have huge boobs Hence the name Coconuts I guess The hostesses of which there are about dress in short jean shorts and ripped up Tshirts As one friend put it What the hell are these people going to do in the winter When the hostesses are not all jammed by the door preening they climb up on top of the booths and dance At least I think that is what they were doing Seriouslyit looked like the bad day shift at a strip clubnnThere was also a guy wearing a sombrerolifeguard hat with a pancho tied around his shoulders and a painted on mustache He was walking around blowing a damn vuvuzela and asking who wants to do a beer bong I thought his get up was a bit racist to be honest And yeah you read that correctly about the beer bong They bring in people out of the mall to do beer bong contests and shot contests And they also use water guns to shoot alcohol into your mouth ClassynnDrinks were pretty pricey and we ordered chips and guacamole for the guac came in a teeny tiny bowl that barely was enough for people to sharennBut listen if you like to look at boobs enjoy beer bongs shots people shooting alcohol into your mouth with water guns and basically bad collegelike experiences by all means come to Coconuts But I am warning you it is like going to Tijuana