text: Sometimes I want scream and yell Do not you know who I am I am Mark Jordan and you do not know who you are messing with But then I realize that the puzzling look I would get would not change anything and they would most likely just laugh about me later So I just grumble to myself and write a strongly worded yelpn nSo I am moving and I enlist the help of my closest friends I promise to have cold beer in the afternoon and hot coffee in the morning For the coffee I decide to go against my natural instinct of the giant jug of starbucks and go for Dunkin Donuts Box of Joe I get up early call and order a dozen donuts a Box O Joe and dozen bagels I asked the nice gentleman on the other end of the line if the coffee came with cups creamer and sugar BECAUSE I AM MOVING AND WILL HAVE PACKED AWAY MY COFFEE CUPS Yes He answered and gave me the total I show up at the Dunkin Donuts at the prescribed time to get my unhealthy feast for my famished hungover ragamuffin band of aged movers I get home and unload the bounty And what do you get when you take the F out of cups THERE IS NO F IN CUPS So I guess it is okay for a bunch of grown men and women to pass around a jug of piping hot coffee and get the rim of the opening greasy from their donut slimed lips It is a good thing that all of my friends and I exchanged cooties a long time ago when we became Eskimo brothers nni am mark Jordan and I am going to write a yelp about thisoh never mind