text: Dear Bdub waitstaff when your customers make a special request please consider paying attention For example the other day when we requested our order of chicken wings extra crispy They came out almost underdone Then after sending them back and expressing our displeasure VOILA Our waitress returns TWO MINUTES later with a new batch Well I can do that math Wow that was fast I say a weensy bit on the dubious side Oh when we are this busy we have new orders coming out all the time says our overperky waitress Extra crispy PFFFFFFFFT Double fail YOU LOSEnnSincerelynnPatronwhowillneverbeorderingchickenwingsinyourestablishmentagain