text: Hail Caesar here cometh before you oh mighty Caesar a couple from the West to attend a DUI conference as they have in years past nnWhy do I stay at Caesars Yeah cuz the conference is there Although I would prefer to stay at Vdara the Aria the Cosmopolitan even the Wynn or sigh the magnificent Mandarin Oriental Lynn and I frequently stay in the Palace Tower at Caesars because you can roll out of bed roll downstairs and into a seminar it IS convenientnnOn the other hand the former Emperor of the Strip is smokey loud and showing its age In the rooms this or that does not work this is damaged or dinged and the bed is about as comfy as the one found in a Motel nnYou have a choice pay for the Kkups of coffee in the room with powdered fake cream or go down to the lobby and get a latte and croissant at Franueois Payards place So it is down to the lobby in the elevators walk the seeming halfmile to Payards wait in line and then back the way I came so Lynn can have some coffee wile getting dressed nnIts convenient you can get off the elevators in their convention center that way you only have to seemingly walk halfway back to California to get to the ballroom where the conference is being held instead of down to the lobby walk the halfmile to Payards across to the escalators and back up to the conference floor and the trek to Barstow nnAnd of course since the restaurants at Caesars are not my first choice you have to go down the elevators walk the halfmile to Payards then the extra mile through the smokey casino and noisy slots to the front door stand in the long taxi line with people carrying those threefoot high plastic containers filled with once frozen margaritas and hope the line moves quickly enough that you are not late for dinner nnOK the spa is nice And there is now a Christian Laboutin store in the Forum Shops nnBut the wifi and cell reception in the conference center is dicey at best which makes it difficult to say the least to workstay in touch with the office while you are at the conference and that is kind up important for a Criminal Defense Attorney do not you thinknnBad news next years conference is also at Caesars and against my will and better judgement we will probably be back nnHail Caesar