text: My wife and I went to this dive shortly after it opened We did not have very high expectations but we still left disappointed and disgusted We have a few simple rules for any restaurant Reasonably clean Reasonable prices Decent portions Decent service Decent food Is this too much to ask of an establishment that you are giving your hardearned money to serve you It should not be Dos Amigos failed ALL of these basic criteria with flying colors We will NEVER return here The only way you will return here if you go at all is if you are a glutton for punishment Anyone who gives this place a favorable review has no taste buds and extremely low standards for restaurants or are very lazy if you live close by we donnThe decor was barren Bare walls Mono colored tables chairs Floor walls looked grungy Tables chairs felt grimey Dank darkabysmal Serviceslow StaffzombiesnnMy burrito looked as if it had fallen on the floor and then been scooped up and reserved It did not even smell like Mexican food Tasted like bland dirt How can beans have NO flavor at all Where are the spices man Is this a Mexican place or a British tea house My iced tea was more like old dishwater My wifes selection fared little better and her Coke was flat Rice not much tastier than the beans Cmon peopleis this the best you can do How do you hope to stay in business Do yourself and your digestion a favor and SKIP this place There are WAY better Mexican places out there cheaper too Simply awful Even Taco Bell has this place beat by a mile