text: This is what I emailed to the management of Hakkasan No responsennnnSubject Hakkasan Pursuit of HapinessnnDear gatekeeper to my happiness nnI was visiting Las Vegas for the Labor Day weekend and came to your club Hakkasan on Saturday night to see one of my favorite DJs Calvin Harris nnMy excitement was soon tarnished by the misfortune of being targeted in what appeared to be a series of professional iPhone thefts do not worry I followed Fergies wisdom Big Girls Do not Cry Around am I realized the zippers on my purse had all been masterfully unzipped without my noticing I have luckily managed to travel through some of most dangerous pick pocket areas in the world looking at you Barcelona without ever having a theft before so I know that I was not simply being careless This craft was so ingeniously perfected that I would not doubt the theft ring includes Calvin with the thieves planning to target people when Calvin says to the audience Put your hands up Just kidding Calvin let us be friends nnLuckily I am a very what goes around comes around type of person and was able to enjoy the rest of the night to the best of my abilities minus the creep that decided facetouching was appropriate stranger behavior After all this situation was not life or death and the kind thief managed to leave my ID so I could still get into clubs the next days I thought that was very thoughtful of himher I also am not one of the many people trashing your club on Yelp for this disaster Everyone deserves a fair chance to make recompense right That is me putting good Karma vibes your way nnEveryone I spoke with Las Vegas Police and your nice bouncer staff on the way out of the club informed me of your contact details so that I could share my story and hope that your desire for good Karma would be enough to help compensate me for the situation nnMy contact details are below and I am looking forward to hearing from you soon friend nnKind regardsnnPS Buying a phone out out of contract is a buzz kill right