text: Lights are the most dangerous thingnnAt am they come on Usually this is quite inopportunennIllumination is like douchebag kryptonite nnIt draws them out of this dark room Their Affliction Tshirts shining in the sparkly phosphorescence of the hotel lobby Some sulk into the elevator alcove nnYoure not going to this bar because you are at the cutting edge of cool you are here because you absolutely require the dark spaces and tourist intoxication that will allow you to practice your Douchy Arts nnYou may be in the W but you are a total L