text: AT lastthe long anticipated review of Chances Are nnI read the review by Michael C before I was knowingly dragged here by my gfs grandparents nnAnd let me summarize it as follows Chances Arethat if you do not think that the I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANNOT GET UP commercial is the rollins then you certainly belong in this restaurant nnLet me explain nnThe gfs grandmother told us that she wanted to take us to this place because of the entertainment and dancing I am usually game for anything but I did not know just how NOT cool it was going to be nnWe arrived at the restaurant and as Michael C noted in his reviewit is a geriatric establishment The inside is about as exciting as the Salvation Army down the street It is horrible But you seetherein lies the stark dichotomy old people LOVE this place Allow me to explain nnUpon arrival the lounge singer Jimmie greeted us The gfs grandparents go to this place every Friday night apparently Old people LOVE going to a place only to be acknowledged Period My parents love that They feel really special Wellwhen Jimmie the lounge singer says hello gives a wink etcpeople dig it Does not matter what the place looks like or what the food looks likethey like the PREDICTABILITY of it all No surprises here fellow Yelpers nnSo we sit down for dinner and order drinks The wine tasted as though it had been filtered through a sweaty gym sock No joke Later found out it was Vendage ie box wine I could not drink it And I like Two Buck ChucknnWe sat for two hours watching the crowd get their groove on Andfor that reason I say keep this place going Old people dig it The lounge singer was geriatric but the songs he sang brought the folks back to the good old days And they seemed happy Live and let live is what I saynnThe foodabout as good as an old shoe Absolutely old people food Tasted like eating in the retirement home But the old people LOVE IT Wow nnYou would not believe it but ended up going BACK to this place the next morning for the breakfast special It was not as bad this time around not sure if I was starting to blend into the Scottsdale geriatric retiree community and just giving upbut it was not too bad without the lounge singersorry Jimmie your version of Moon River is just not my preference nnIf you are and over which doubtful you are here on Yelp this is your star place For those under who get dragged here you are brave brave brave