text: Bottom Line in the first linelol I will be backnnPRO The price was awesome about nite w bottle of champagne included on our arrival nnPRO Bedding was comfy Very Clean rooms were individualizeduniquennPRO The hotel lobby bar etc is GORGEOUS in a tongue in cheek gothic sort of way just really fun decor that makes you want to take a lot of sexy pics nnCON Rooms were not as luxurious decadent looking as they are in the pics but this could be that we got one of the rinkydinkier rooms I did notice some rooms looked way cooler than others Also the bathroom amenities were terrible but i will give those up for the lower price i like to use my own shampconditioner anywaynnPROCON Even though they are a smaller operation than what you would find on the strip they DO have a restaurant w room service Sometimes just eating somethinganythingwill help you feel more human the morning after many redbullvodkas The room service did its jobour blood sugar levels were normalized nHowever the food was just barely ehthe chorizo quesadilla was sooooo greasy but I am probably just being a Hermosa Beach brat It is a quesadilla they are greasy sometimes That being saidif the room service is any indication I would steer clear of their restaurant for dinner reservationsnnCON Even though they are a boutique hotel they still charge the highway robbery prices of the big places like The Cosmopolitan I almost agree with high prices at a hotel that has so much upkeep like the gorgeous Chandelier Bar at Cosmo but in a smaller place like Artisan I do not agree with such a raping for simple VodkaDiets with tip Screw youI will bring my own vodka order a diet next timennCON We did not have much hot water CoolLukewarm showers sucknnPRO In October the pool was warm quiet relaxing no music except what we were playing on our laptop Daybeds cabanas were free I heard that during the summer this is a much more happenin pool spot but i get the feeling that it is a little more chill party than what you would find at those frat house on steroids type poolsnnPRO The party downstairs is crazy on busy nights we were there Fri Sat nights the place was nuts until am One of the best DJs I have ever heardsuch an ecclectic mix of house world music pop electronicnnCAUTION We had to hit it early Sat night bc my gf was not feeling well yes I could hear the party downstairs but honestly it was not more than just a soft murmur in the background But we were on the th floor if you are a baby about noise just ask for the th floor and save yourself some whining Those people on the nd floor were probably getting an earfulnnLike I said BOTTOM LINE at the bottom this time we will be back