text: Thank GOD they opened a Lowes by me I doubt you will ever find me in a HD again nnI have never felt so dumb as when I was forced into Home Depot the other day Just because I look like I have no busines being in a hardware store does not mean that I have no business being in a hardware store I have money to spend dammit Cut me some freaking slack nnI had to search high and low for a friendly sales representative who was stickuptheirass crabby at best and watch them look at me like a moron when I asked what aisle a laser level would be in I am no TimtheToolmanTaylor but I think that is a pretty common item QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE I SHOULD BE AT A BAR SOMEWHERE AND SHOW ME THE LEVEL AISLEnnI also needed help carrying a huge ceiling fan out of the store This is not unreasonable but the clerk and helperguy looked completely put out You work at HOME DEPOT you jerks lend an effing hand nnThe only reason this crap shoot gets stars is because its always pretty clean its has a boat load of stuff if you know where to look and the workers uniforms are all a lovely matching orange That Is it