text: What on Gods green Earth makes people think it is okay to go to a pool party when your gut sticks out farther than your titspecs I call that a stick out Geez are not you self conscious about that jiggle Vegas pool parties you are surrounded by the hottest bodies but then there is that handful of nastiness that makes my eyeballs bleed And then these nasty bitches want to be on the pole and they cannot even dance Backf fat jiggling and all Eww You do not have to be super fit or skinny but at least do not be on the pole thinking you are sexy Do not even get me started on the hairy dudes Wax that shitnnend of rantnnAnyways EBC was good Great music Food drinks are yummy We got a table for food beverage minimum Not bad at all Our waitress was super hot AND friendly Usually the hotter they are the more unfriendly they arebut not our girl good looking people and great eye candy but fatties guys girls Security was super friendly too And Michael Phelps made an appearance looking like a stoned dolphinnnThe food was so good especially the steak nachos and sea salt fries I wanted to eat more but I was trying to keep the salt off my abs I do not want to be a stick out We had bottles but we also ordered strawberry daquiries and they were deliciousnnI docked a star because the door goons were being shiesty They were trying to make some extra bucks in their pockets And when we said no thanks they threatened to pull our guys out of the line or hold them back in line WacknnTip of the day Walk carefully on the wet cement I saw at least chicks eat shit Ouch So embarassing