text: Yikes yikes yikes Without my Groupon I would have left here a very very unhappy camper Luckily my friend and I were dining on a Groupon I purchased so I just left disappointed and will never be backnnThis English pub has really no Brit to it besides the interior and the look of the place which feels more like it is too big for its own britches With Americana rock n roll playing overhead and volleyball and basketball playing on the TVs I was having a WTF moment the whole time we dined Add to that the as always menu you will find anywhere for a British establishment in Las Vegas A majority of the menu is Americana grub food not British nnOkay so what about the food I was highly disappointed in both my choices I got the clam chowder hardly a chowder mostly white congealed broth with clams in it When it arrived at the table it had a sheen on it like it had been sitting around all day in a big colander in the back I had to pepper the hell out of it to get flavor Next the pub dip whatever it is called it sucks It is a ciabatta type roll with meandering wads of meat pushed into it served with au jus and a horrid tasting horseradish I do not know what was wrong with the horseradish but I am glad I got it on the side Why serve this sandwich on a ciabatta roll I must ask why A dip should have nice squishy soft bread to soak up the au jus I was severely disappointed with my mealnnMy friend has the fish and chips and the chips were fries Yes in case you are wondering chips are typically much fatter than the ones they serve at Firkin She said though that the fish was good but the batter was a bit heavynnAnd lastly my friend ordered a cider drink and received a Boddingtons Of course I did not notice this until she offered the halfdrunk drink to me because she said she did not like it As I took a big swig expecting cider I was awash with the taste of British beer because I have had Boddingtons before And indeed there on our receipt it even said one pint of Boddingtons Since the transgression had happened to so long ago and all I really wanted to do was leave this establishment which had hardly any patrons in it we relented and paid our billnnNever again frickin Firkin FRICK I wish I would never come here