text: Remember in Happy Gilmore when Shooter Mcgavin yells I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast And Happy says You eat pieces of shit for breakfast Well I did not go to Chicago Joes for breakfast there is no hockey no golf and when you watch Happy Gilmore or any Adam Sandler movie you go into it expecting it to be a little shitty But here I feel like I ate pieces of shit for breakfast but at dinnerand I paid them to do it to menThats about it Do not go This place was awful Dirty look at the walls overpriced shit service and horrible food Give your money to a meth addict in front of a liquor store and ask them to bring you something to eat your odds are better that you will A Get something for your money B It will be cleaner C If you do get A B it will DEFINITELY taste better