text: The Year is nnHernan N comes home from school and turns on the TVOn comes one of the greatest animated shows of all time AnimaniacsThe year old me follows the adventures of Yakko Wakko and Dotplus various other charactersPinky The BrainThe Goodfeathers everyday with delightnnRight now you are probably thinking to yourself Why the fuck is this guy talking about cartoonsnnThere was a nameless character on the show who just happened to be a buxom blonde nurseWhenever Yakko would come across said nurse he would shout out his catchphrase HELLOOOOO NURSEnnThat began my obsessionfetishwhatever with girls in nurses outfitsI am not talking about those lame scrubs that nurses wear nowadaysscrew you male nurses for ruining the way that nurses dress now but the white outfits and hat little white hat with the red cross on itTo this day whenever I come across an attractive woman that phrase echoes through my headI sometimes find myself imagining what a girl will look like in a nurses outfit before deciding to approach herRelationships have been ruined due to this obsessionwhy are not more women into roleplayingAnywaynnThe PresentnnI find out there is a new restaurant opening up on Fremont Street that serves frighteningly unhealthy food and the waitresses are dressed like nursesI am there dudennI walk in and the st thing I see is a short busty blonde dressed as a nurseWith every fiber of my being I fight off the urge to yell out HELLOOOO NURSEnnShe puts a hospital gown on me and I am seated at the bar attended to by a lady wearing surgeon scrubsThe menu says Taste worth dying fornnI did not feel like going overboard for my st time so I ordered the Single Bypass lb burger Lard Frieswtf and a CokeWhile I waited on my food I chatted up the bartender and asked her how often lbs people come to get a free burgerShe told me at least a day and one night there was Minutes after I inquired a hefty fellow came in and got on the scaleThis contender stood at and weighed in at lbsAmerica fuck yannThe fries were pretty damn goodI have no clue what lard is supposed to taste like but it works well with friesApparently the bun and meat of the burger are also coated with lardLardopalooza up in herennSomething about this burger was just not rightThe cheese looked like it had been placed onto the burger the moment it had been handed to me the onions had the texture of wormsYes I have eaten worms beforeNormally when one bites into a really good burger you get that burst of flavor in your mouth that makes you pity vegetariansI did not experience that herennAs I continued to eat I gazed up at the video wall and saw the signThrowing out an Ace of Base referenceThe video shows the owner in a doctors outfit and two nurses shopping for supplies at a Sams ClubCostco warehouse storeHe pushes the nurses around on a cart and comes to the meat sectionNow it all makes senseThey buy all their product from a fucking CostcosighnnI wanted to like this place i really didThe staff is great the theme and atmosphere is cool but the food is just not good