text: This is the quintessential Mexican restaurant if you live in Topeka Kansas or South Bend Indiana and do not know what Mexican food is Bland bland bland Let us begin with the ridiculous upcharges for chips and flavorless salsa that reminds me of tomato paste If you want some salsa with flavor you can get the tomatillo salsa for an additional Dear restaurateur chips and salsa are free at real Mexican food restaurants for three very small corn tortillas Guacamole is a Mexican food favorite so you better offer it and it had better be good We paid for guacamole that rivaled generic grocery store brands for flavor Luckily I could add the overpriced tomatillo salsa to give it some zest I do not know if the guacamole does not usually come with chips but they charged me for the aforementioned chipssalsa even though you would think the chips were part of the guacamole feast The borracho beans were something like and amounted to perhaps five spoonfuls of beans On the bright okthe not horrible side my fiancee had a cheese quesadilla that was not bad This is the food equivalent of Gilbert Ortega jewelery stores Tourists will want to stop by to have some of the tequilas and to say they ate Mexican food when they visited Arizona The rest of us who know about Barrio Cafe Los Dos Molinas etc will want to avoid it