text: OK so check this out I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews bad girl BAD GIRL so to make it up to yall I am now embarking on a casinobycasino tour of my new hometown of LV NV and will include reviews of each as I tour them Now these will not include room stays but just schlepping around the premises eating drinking and checking out anything that moves or does not move Got it OK let us proceednnReview nwowza where do I start first of all wear comfortable shoes if you are really going to explore Caesars I walked pretty much nonstop for hours and still did not see quite all of it ascending the escalator to the conference rooms is like the stairway to heaven and there are sprawling levels of rooms this is shopping paradise both near the casino area and the Forum Shoppes which are not just shops it is a freaking huge upscale mall that goes on forever there are Roman statue replicas everywhere which the tourists just seem to love snapping pictures of the hotel checkin lobby is truly impressive and has not but very nice adjacent lobby bars Nobu restaurant is as chic cool as you would expect and now there is a separate Nobu Hotel tower best craft brew bet disappointingly mediocre though Gordon Ramsay s Pub has a solid but expensive ontap list possibly a better bet is the outdoor Serendipity where it is a buck or two less per beer and the selection is surprisingly decent