text: StorytimennWeekend AM Out being rowdy with a nice group of friends Let us go to Marios Reluctantly I obligewe walk in and head to the top floor A DJ poorly transitions s favorites with modern hits The place is packedshort skirts popped collars the reek of cologne and stale beer We find a place to group together and dancetalkdrink a bit A group of welldressed something bros starts laughing and wafting in my direction Bro I just let out a wicked fart and it is COMIN YOUR WAY IT IS SO GROSS I can confirm that it was grossnnA waitress walks by and spills beer all over my leg Whoops She grabs my shoulder and says whoops A girl falls over trying to take off her heels A few more girls stumble around as some dudes smell the vulnerability and swoop in to talk about how expensive their watches arennI do not mean to be negative and I am always down for a partyI am just not trying to have a bunch of bros fart on me I thought we had enough of that in collegennMarios is an alright sports bar as long as you do not go after PM on ThursdaySaturday Whenever I have been for food and sports and a Yuengling I have not been disappointed the service could be a bit slow but oh well