text: I would really really really like to give this place a glowing review HOWEVER I have never in my life in all the cities I have been to eaten at a domestic restaurant that did not have a restroom for customers nnWTF Even in third world countries you can slip someone to use the restroom They will even throw in some sheets of toilet papernnI wish I had some of the juvenile attributes I despise in some of my more interesting friends I would love to pull my pants down and pee on their patio