text: ROOM nBeds Lumpy and loud It sort of felt like we were sleeping on dry rice balls instead of the plush mattress we were expectingnnCleanliness Pretty filthy Dust on and under every surface dark stains splattered across the carpet more stains on the drapes ugh A nightmarennDecor Horribly outdated I am sure it would have looked very spiffy in the s but it is way past time for a remodel True Paris hotels have not looked like this in decadesnnBathroom In a word uncomfortable It was small it smelled nasty and the water pressure was awfulnnCASINO nAtmosphere Fun but it is incredibly crowded all the time Breathing room Forget about it Even if you can afford the tables you will have little luck finding an empty spot to squeeze intonnDecor Colorful and fun The Eiffel Tower ride is a wonderful way to get some decent snapshots of the StripnnMachines They are missing most of the newest machines Blackjack Poker This is very disappointing If all you care about is playing the cheap slots though then you may not mind as muchnnTables They are very short on tables and what tables they do have are always overpriced is a typical minimum for most nightsnnFOOD nParis sports one of the best buffets in Vegas and the little cafes and eateries are wonderful It is rather limited in the way of hearty dinner options though this place is mostly big on breakfastnnFINAL NOTESnThe rooms are awful I will never ever stay here again I also never bother gambling here because of the table prices and the crowds The buffet however is definitely worth braving said crowds