text: OkFirst off I have to say I do not usually judge a place off the reviews and like to give it a shot Well this was a bad idea especially on an anniversary dinner celebration Please be advised that the bad reviews are indeed true We have eaten the food through their catering and it is delicious so this makes me think all the energy is expelled here alone Like the other reviews had said this is a creepy outdated awkward place that does not have any background music playing at all So yes the tables are very close together with no music so imagine how uncomfortable that will be We immediately ordered martinis to try and ease the mood My dirty martini was garnished with tiny olives on a sandwich pick for an upscale price The server also spilled most of my wifes martini during her trip to the table saying how it was overfilled We received a basket of bread that was burnt and unappealing which ended our idea of a maybe hopeful outcome We were both confused because the dinner menu was nothing like we had eaten through catering The server informed us that we had probably meant to dine at the bistro and was happy to transfer us over next door Feeling questionable that it would be any better we paid our tab and agreed to go take a table they were holding for us nnWe then walked over to the bistro side of the restaurant only to be disappointed once again Packed in like a meat house and sat there for minutes without being asked if we would like a drink we decided to walk out They have again an awkward system of seat yourself and apparently serve yourself as well We were so confused by all the groups of people lining outside to get in this place We were more than willing to give up our table to the next unfortunate guest nnThe parking lot is also a joke like a previous person had reviewed It is only valet and gets backed up by the cars coming in and the one attendant trying to run the place Some lady thought I was a valet driver and proceeded to yell at me because I was standing around not helping her nnWe are in our late s and knew we were in Snotsdale all the way