text: If you rue the typical college crowd with selfloathing women and selfloathing disguised as overly pompous and loud men then you need to avoid this place like it is the next outbreak of SARs No it is worse than that Picture a halfinterested and slow bartender taking your order while you are stuck listening to the worse pretend hair band you have ever heard covering some rock songs you forgot existed Pour some sugar where nnImagine the drinks making your stomach kick itself times in a row until you have to excuse yourself to go to the restroom which is one of the smallest and most uncomfortable places you could be I would rather be stuffed in a trunk nnImagine people clamboring to climb onto the bar so they can dance with the music singing at the top of their lungs Ow that is my hand you just stepped onnnYes it gets worse It is not like you can just leave although you want to do not you I mean you just ordered a drink after paying a silly cover So you try to tough it out But let us face it lifes too short to be miserable You can bail if you want to That is what I did