text: I have always dreamt of having my own empire much like the one created by the Kardashians How did a family create a multimillion dollar brand based solely on exaggerated realitytelevision personalities oh and that infamous sex tape Methinks most of the credit is due to the famous Momageru she trademarked it during the most recent season of Keeping Up Is it sick that I know that Kris Jenner Being in Vegas I had to check out what they have cooked up and take notes for my own future venturesnnTheir latest scheme is a celebrity lifestyle boutique tucked away in the shopping area at the Mirage in Las Vegas I use quotations because this place does not exude any qualities that most would think embody the celebrity lifestyle The outside of the boutique is adorned with lifesize portraits of not only Kim Khlo and Kourt but Kris and her two other daughters with olympian Bruce Jenner Kylie and Kendall Great If people did not know where they were shopping they can always refer to those giant airbrushed mugsnnEntering the store I was immediately greeted by all kinds of merchandise branded with the image of one of the many Kardashians It is like walking into their instagram feed brought to life Shot glasses books paper dolls playing cards postcards and any other cheaply massproduced good can be found here You will not walk out of here with any of those unless you are ready to drop some serious dough though nnMy biggest peeve with this place is that the staff was profusely rude to anyone that dared enter the store Two big bouncertype guys flank the entrance and two catty employees run around making sure people do NOT take pictures or remove merchandise from the shelves without assistance like anyone over the age of needs help looking at the backside of an illfitting beefyt with Khloes face on it nnKardashian Khaos is obviously a tourist destination Not an exclusive nightclub Not a highend boutique No one is going there to seriously shop for anything and I highly doubt people are heading to that dimly lit corner of the Mirage to get their hands on the latest Kardashianbranded sandals I would equate it to one of those shops that sells identical trinkets and tees along the Oregon coast nnIf for some reason I made it big and the ridiculous thought to open a store crossed my mind my brand would not mirror what the Kardashians have going This I promise you future fans nnBut seriously if you MUST walk by Kardashian Khaos make sure to take a peek inside I hear they make numerous appearances there on the weekends