text: I made reference to crap at Caesars Palace in my review of the delightful Thai Room This is an explanation of that reference nOur waiter was atrocious a real slime My wife ordered a Margarita traditional She choked down half of it It was disgusting I had a Coconut Mojito thought I would try something different It was not Boring My pepperoni pizza was boring but edibleish My wifes Margherita was a revolting mess This is the definition of simple and they managed to screw it up I think it starts with using crap ingredients Normally it is done with fresh Mozzarella This must have come out of a bag from COSTCO That would have been OK if the waiter had bothered to do that How is everything trip back to the table after the food has been on the table for just long enough for the customer to have assessed the fare They take it in service training right before the course entitled Improving your tip percentages Attention to the customer Not here I ate mine went to the john number and number not just a simple drain and shake washed my hands returned to the table cleared my email waited more minutes and finally our waiter decided it was time to pay a visit Smooth How is everything How does it look you dumb ass Mines eaten my wifes has had one bite taken out of it and returned to the plate Take a freaking guess nHow it is DuhnnIt took us mins to get the check With the Managers swift intervention Did I mention at the end the offered to bring her something else Are they kidding Short of Roses Krystal and a Chanel gift card these guys would be better off just hiding in the backnnThere are better culinary offerings in Las Vegas even in Caesars just try Fat Tuesdays better food better value and they give a damnnTicket Table Guests pm Server Jn Cashier NlnThanks guys the wife was already pissed off you just sent her over the moon