text: What can you say A few months ago I was there for my batchlor party and it was just me and three other guysnnAll the girls clamored to my friend who obvouisly was better looking than us apparently nnOh my friend points to me is getting married in a few weeksnnGirl Oh that coolso where are you fromnnMe I am from PortlandnnGirl I mean him points to the friend who she sitting on his lapnnFriend PortlandnnGirl Your so hot I want to fuck younnGee if I was gay I probably have sex with him toonnSo that is how that night went plus it was really dark A girl complained that my friends smoking was irritating her Earth to girl your in a strip clubnnEventually I had a decent time there Take advantage of the limo service they have to avoid covercharge The driver was really cool and told us how he lost like in one night I am thinking DamnI should have been a limo drivernnIt sucked that the ride back the limo driver told all the patrons in the car that he was dropping us off at PH and not at the Tropicana because he had people to pick up at PH