text: Oh sweet Jesus nnFor some reason there is a magnet at the Rio that always has me coming back As far as my memory can take me I think this is the only buffet I have ever been to in Vegas But then again memories do not really exist in Vegas due to the consumption of mass quantities of alcoholnnHadnt been here in YEARS like I am talking back when I was here in high school was the last time I had been here soooo years give or take some years it leaves my age ambiguousnnWalking in to get to your table is like finding your way through a maze Seriously it took us almost five minutes And then the worst part of it is when you are drooling out of the corner of your mouth with a completely stacked plate of food in hand you cannot find where you were sitting I wanted to just plop down in the middle of the floor and start eating with my hands nnI think between my boyfriend and I we had about plates of food plus more than enough servings of dessertnnI was so full at the end of the meal that I was tempted to just walk around with my stomach pushed out to look pregnant so no one would question if I really was or not Gosh I hope that never happens though