text: Even if you are inexplicably dying of hunger or thirst do NOT come herennYour waitress who will likely be a former stripper from Reno past her prime will toss down your menus and expect you to order immediately IMMEDIATELY And when you are not looking she will throw away your takeout from Secret Pizza that you have carefully placed on the seat next to younnOh and if you complain to the management you get afree shrug A SHRUG