text: Alright you all Time to get REAL As a proud black man who has experienced a plethora of sumptuous dining and everything beneath I can tell you with authority that this place is too HYPED Me and mah girl got drinks and sushi Tamari rolls and Sexy Dragon rolls The only thing sexy about them rolls was me and mah girl Basically nthe sushi was just decent At a freakin roll I expected a Japanese symphony in my mouth But what I got instead was an old mime from the streets of Tokyo nIt tasted decent fresh whatever but it had NO SOUL Now all you hipsters on this site should know by now that sushi is all about rice and fish nIts simple YA HEARnnSo these fools sauce it up all gooeylike shaving green onions and what not confusing the flavor and so forth Basically I coulda been eating a raw hot pocket but the sauce would have fooled me I thought of that documentary Juro Dreams of Sushi I will bet if Juro was in that joint he would be swinging the samurai sword laying an ASSWHOOPIN on the folks who came up with that menunnDo yourself a favor order decent sushi elsewhere Then set your wallet on firebecause you ARE NOT going to have money left after you eat this average food Then pass out on the couch where I am going to be in a minute nnPEACE YOU ALL