text: Okay first off I just want to make it clear that this is a very beautiful hotel with nice chic designs incredible views of the strip that is if you have the city view room w terrace but really that is all they have nnYou know what they say do not judge a book by it is cover well this is one of those books that look so interesting and the preface has you clinging to the edge of the seat waiting to see what happens next but then when you open the book it is blank and on the second page it is a huge picture of a middle finger nnYeah I hope you guys got the visual of that because that is how I felt staying at this hotel I do not want to bore you with the fine details of the weekend but I will give you the a cliff notes version I promise there will be no giant middle fingers pointed at you only to the cosmopolitan nnNow for the climax juicy part of the story So when I used the shower I noticed that the water pressure was sporadic it would go high pressure to no pressure cold then hot I was thinking damn everyone is taking a shower at the same exact time I know that was dumb Anyways I have never experienced that in any of the other hotels I have stayed at I have stayed at quite a few with a whole entourage of people in one room This time it was just me and two other people So that is one water incident that had me scratching my head The other was when my friend turned on the water for the soaking tub She informed me that the water that was coming out of the faucet was brown and clear I was like no way you are lying so I tested it myself and there it was brown water I should have taken a picture or video so I could have posted it as proof but was not thinking about that I was pretty liquored up I should have have called the front desk but my friend said to just deal with it in the morning when we checked out So that is what I did nnFuture note if you have any problems in your hotel room during your stay make sure to call them and make sure they know about it nnSO it is check out time I was still pretty hungover from the night before checked my camera and had some pretty funny pictures from the night before great times with friends Almost forgot about the whole brown water incident So we get to the front desk to get in line for check out As were waiting the two reps in behind the counter finish with the guest they are helping and they just stand there begin to converse about their weekend and about what some lady was saying to her Yes they were talking loud enough to where I can hear them about mins go by and finally this which looked like a manager or supervisor comes out of his cave and requests those two to help the guest and looks over at me and instructs me to go to the desk and apologizes for the inconvenience So I told the Rep her name is M M I would like to check out and also I have some concerns about my room this past weekend She replied oh okay I can check you out what is your room number She then tells me okay let me get my manager I was like okay cool you cannot do anything so instead of all the run around talk to the one on top When this guy comes out I begin to tell him about the incidents in the room and he just looked at me like he could give a fuck what happened He showed no sympathy or care All he said was I am sorry but I do not see any records of you calling to inform us of this incident There is really nothing I can do I was like wow FFW a little bit so we get a comp meal to anywhere in the hotel per the manager and confirmed by REP we order food at Comme C we inform the waiter that the meal is comp by the hotel and he calls to confirm and tells me that the front desk is saying no record of comp meal and there is no one named M that works down there nnSO This is where I am just really pissed and go back down and give them a piece of my mind Also remember to get names when people promise you things So I talk to the manager and get his name we will call him B Asshat and he tells me that oh sorry but your comp is only good for wicked spoon or one of the other cheap cafes Gee thanks for telling us Maria confirmed that it would be good for any place in the hotel and to just bill it to the room He then says look I am taking time out to help you with this situation so what can I do to help you I was like do your m job I did not know you clocked out to help us B Asshat nnSO I told him that I do not care about the food I do not care about anything he was going to give me I was done I asked him for a card and he gave me someone elses card and said I do not have any cards Really okay that is fine I will just write a letter to the card he gave me and make sure she knows of what happened nnWell I wrote that letter and no response from her at all nnHey Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas nnnever going to stay here againnntheres so much more that went on this weekend but I am capped at characters