text: Hey you put your movie theater in my boom boom club nnNo you put your boom boom club in my movie theater nnI never thought I would get carded to see a a movie well maybe when I was trying to get in to see Die Hard or that I would have to wait in a velvet rope line or that one large diet coke and a pack of twizzlers would become one vodka tonic and one with soda nnBut there we were We had used our high tech phone devices to find the nearest theater playing Benjamin Button and our phones steered us to Epicentre in downtown Charlotte nnWe were confused when we got to the theater because there was a bouncer at the revolving door manning a velvet rope and he was carding everyone going in So we proved our ages and entered Then we heard the Night at the Roxbury music coming from upstairs We bought our tickets and went up the escalator which ran in between carpeted walls nnWhen we got to the main level a fullsized boom boom club sprawled before us Multiple bars a lounge area and looking up yet another level from which trixies and frat studs could watch their brethren below There was a window that looked onto a fancy kitchen as well Over the bar counter I spied a few movie theatherstyle boxed candies and prebagged popcorn Wifey got us a couple drinks and we searched for the entrance to the theater nnWhen we found the hallway that led to the theaters it was blocked by three young ladies who were dressed in an HM interpretation of Studio not hatin ladies I just do not get club clothes it is my deal We showed our tickets and one of them walked us to the theater Oh wait this is where I should mention that we opted for the VIP seats They were three dollars more but the general admission seats were really close to the screen according to the electronic kiosk in the lobby So this young lady showed us to seats C and C Those seats were combined in a really comfy loveseat with wood trim and wood and steel drinktray holders nnYes tray holders All around us people had not only cocktails but full plates of fancy restaurant food To our right some woman had a full white porcelain tea service I was all like what and wifey was all like I know right LOLOMGWTF nnSooo The movie was two hours and minutes long and featured fine performances from Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt But the real star was that comfy loveseattheater chair nnWhen the movie was over we all shuffled out some with boxed leftovers It was almost midnight and the club was going at full steam We had to walk through the party to get out and it was a little disconcerting we had just watched the heartwrenching end of an epic love story and as soon as we left the theater it was all boom boom and old men in tight Affliction shirts dryhumping trixies under halogen lights nnThis was quite an experience We both agreed that it was like being transported to Moscow or something where someone imagined all the things they liked about America all of the excess and packed it into one space Totally surreal I have lived in big cities practically my whole life and I have never seen anything like it nnBut the theater and those seats were very nice