text: What a disaster this restaurant is A friend organized her birthday party here I had never heard good things about portovino but it was out of my hands nnYou can sense the pathetic attempt at high class from the moment you walk in I noticed overdressed west island people all ready for their weekend outing Well portovino is bad even by west island standards nnThe service was bland and unpleasant nnThe food was bland and unpleasant as well Every entrue appetizer is Seriously for an Italian sausage with tomato sauce I ordered pizza it was cold and boring Everyone around me was rather unimpressed nnThink of Lacademie but less good and more expensive