text: Only the Biltmore Apple Store can make the typical shopper me feel like a total douche just by walking inside of it to be exposed to the cultish behaviors of Apple fanboys and girls This must be like the Ganges of Apple secularism One might introspect Is this mennNo Its okay You certainly are not one of the tools extolling Steve Jobs fathers testicles for blessing the planet with the Divinity who created the most streamlined electronic products ever exalted on Gods green Ge But look around and this is what you will see at this particular locusnnInteracting with the sales associates these coalshirted devotees is what I imagine Muhammad faced when he met his virgins in heaven These virgins however are massively haughty and generally useless nnIn order for one of them to grace your presence and acknowledge your need for assistance one must either act like you are walking out of their store with one of their pretentious product under your shirt or make an appointment with their Genius BarnnF me running What a crappy state of affairs customer service is at this place nnLet me get this straight I cannot get anyone to help sell me overpriced buggy Apple products unless I had the foresight to book their arses a week before Moreover should the frequently occurring Apple jinx strike my iPod its going to take an appointment to tell me that you cannot fix it because you are not IN FACT a genius but a an hour fandork of Apple products and you wanted the employee discountnnThe times that I have had problems with my iPod i know what a shocker they have just suggested that I reformat thus erasing all of my files and losing playlists et al Thanks genius Thanks for keeping up the good fight vs Microsoft dweebnnAnd thanks for allowing me to check out not at the cashwrap but right here where we stand amongst the packed section of iPhones where people are dorking out to these things I appreciate the dapper service even though I am plopping down the loot for two pods which will inevitably be returned for two new ones in a few short months after I stump the geniuses over at the bar nnNow I am just blueskying here but how about you treat me like an actual human customer instead of an ATM machine given that I have purchased or so Apple products within the past years nnI hate that Apple has been crushing the portable music market for several years now because their outposts for customer service are absolutely abysmal