text: Whisky River where the whiskey flows like molasses on a cold daynnYoud think that a place with a mechanical bull costumed patrons and an affinity for country music would harbor a playful vibe But playful is not a word I would use to describe Whisky RivernnLike others on Yelp have said drinks are distributed at a snails pace And they are expensive for a bar of this class Enforcing my claims about the horrible vibe at Whisky River the space surrounding the bars is a mixture between the floor of the stock market where customers thrust fists of cash at bartenders as they walk by and a mosh pit nI understand that when a bar is busy you have to expect the employees to be busy But maybe they could use some of the they charged just to walk into the place for hiring a couple more bartendersnnOn the Saturday night I came here the fire marshal could have had a field day It took approx minutes to weave our way from one side of the building to the other Literally walltowall shouldertoshoulder peopleand this place is not smallnAnd that does not help the moods of the patrons Everyone seemed aggressive and pissed nnThe guy operating the mechanical bull pulled girls out of the line waiting to ride selecting the girls with the shortest skirts and biggest boobs Mysteriously the bull faced away from the operator for the vast majority of the rides coincidentally facing the exposed posteriors of the riders to the leering eyes of the man with the joy stick nAt Whisky River the bulls do not buck so much as they vibrate in a jiggleinducing seizure nnAnd while I am sure the following experience is a rarity it is in my opinion an ugly snapshot of the mood at Whisky River nOn our way out of the bar walking down the sidewalk someone threw a glass bottle at us from the balcony of Whisky River Is shattered on the handrail next to my wife Thankfully it did not hurt anyone and the cops saw the whole thing go down and ran in to try and find the culprit nnBut needless to say I will not return to Whisky River anytime soon