text: I guess getting old is not all badnnThe last of my college buddies was getting married and being the smartest one of the lot he chose to skip the pomp and circumstance of a conventional wedding and got married in Vegas As the best man I offered to take everyone out to Treasures for one last partynnNow we are not youngsters anymore Gone are the days when our money would run out before our desire to drink A late night now is anything after pm Now we make plans rather than fly only by the seat of our pantsnnThe plan Steak and naked chicks Some things do not change with age but now I can afford them nnPlanning also involves research and said research turned up for dinner coupons at the steakhouse for here meant anything on the menu would be price much better than getting the cheaper dinner for free Using a coupon in a strip club sounds cheezey but hey saving is a table dance drinks or singles for gstring stuffing Since there were of us those coupons worked out to be worth of dances drinks and stuffing singlesn nResearch also indicated that Las Vegas has a unique taxi to strip club policy that requires big kickbacks to the cab drivers that bring in customers The clubs recoup that cost with their cover charge Since I drove we all got in for freennWe also arrived around pm It is not prime strip club time but it is dinner time It could also explain the free admission Either way we got into the club without paying the That is even more table dances drinks and throwing around money Being old just netted us worth of entertainmentnnDespite my research I expected a typical gentlemans club that had mediocre steaks that would be served at your table or tucked away in a far corner of the club I could not of been more wrongnnThe Steakhouse is a full blown steakhouse From the steakhouse you would not even know there was a Strip club attached The music did not bleed through The waitress was sexy but not anything you could not see in a casino The Steak was huge the Lobster Tails were bigger than my hand and sides served all of us with leftovers Even when I was a ounce porterhouse was more than I needed to eat If Treasures was just a steakhouse it would warrant or maybe even stars on it is own even from a crotchety old fart like myselfnnOK I am not really an old fart but I finished college years ago And I am crotchetynnThe strip club side was nice The women were not top tier but it was still very early by night club standards and a Monday night The majority of the dancers were about years old and naturally stacked Somehow this is more appealing to me than an year old that already has implants If you are you might prefer the younger girls but when you are planning to celebrate your th birthday again the makes you feel a little less pervertednnThe dancers were unusually friendly I suspect this was also a function of the timeday issue With fewer patrons the women could just hang without feeling they were missing out on better paying patrons elsewhere We also appeared to be closer to the dancers age so a decent conversation no generation gap could take placennStrip club experiences can be all over the map from stars depending on the hormones and the expectations of the reviewer Both of mine are much lower now but excellent value steak and lobster never change I would not mind going back but at my age I have to worry about looking like the creepy old guy you always see in strip clubs