text: Why cannot I give it zero stars It does not deserve one starnnI guess if you have only ever lived here you do not know any better Anyone who is a transplant from elsewhere do not even bother If you grew up skating at a rink where people cared about anything at all this place will just bruise your soul Here are ten reasons that this place SUCKSnn The actual skating floor is in desperate need of professional restoration and that is the best thing this place has going for it nn The music is ridiculously loud My teenagers complained so it was not just me nn The music is completely inappropriate for families If I had been in there scheduling a birthday party for a child I would have been horrified They actually announced a childs birthday and then played a song about having birthday sex Unbelievable If you go on a Friday or Saturday night you can watch teenagers just about having sex in the seating areas off to the side of the rinknn They played a slower song and halfway through started complaining over the intercom that people were supposed to be skating in couples or backwards They never made the announcement at the beginning and do not clear the floor before the change so how was anyone supposed to knownn They arbitrarily shut off most of the lights on the skating floor I think they think it looks cool and in addition to little kids falling all over the place you cannot see them so then you run them overnn They do very little in the way of games or interaction and when they do they do it in the laziest fashion possible They announced that little Suzys birthday group should come to the table for pizza and just as those kids made it off the floor they started the Limbo Then they started it off with the pole lowered half way right from the first round If you would like any of those kids to come back maybe start the pole at the top so everyone gets to go under at least once dummiesnn You can spot the regular customers immediately they are the one who knew to bring an IPod Every song on every skating session we have ever been to has been the same and played in the same order The last time we were there they played an entire disc twice so you heard the same list of songs in the same order twice in the same day When they finally finished the second round and put in a new CD one song skipped so badly it took almost minutes to get all the way to the end The girl that was working the booth was out in the lobby talking to people and never noticednn It is a safety nightmare There were constantly people hopping the wall skating in the wrong direction people in shoes walking their kids around the rink or worse carrying small kids around while skating Then they cut off all the lights on the floor too The last time we were there kids were throwing one of those little rubber superballs across the floor to each other and letting it get loose all over the floor Occasionally they do have floor guards out on the floor but they are only interested in skating around taking to their friends so the ball went unnoticed even after we complained twice I would hate to be your insurance carriernn The music is horrible Even when it is not horribly inappropriate its just bad and played altogether too loud There is no mix of different tempos different types of music or anything Its the same crap in the same order every single time It is a great place for uninterested absentee parents to drop off their unattended children It is a lousy place to attempt to enjoy any family time together nn The rental skates are poorly maintained My son went back up to the window with his because the wheels were visibly loose on one skate Instead of fixing it or at least setting it aside to look at later they put it back on the rack We saw a wheel fall OFF someone is rental skate while they were skatingnnAll they need to do is care just a little to improve this place When you look across the floor nobody is having fun Nobody is laughing no shuffle skating with friends no enjoyment at all Want To make a fortune Open a skating rink If this place had ANY competition at all they would have gone out of business years ago