text: So we walk in at AM and the place is completely empty This is during peak college year The disappointment of not seeing any hot ASU broads was only the beginning of a variety of disappointments during this lunch So let us start with the good The waitress was nice Ok now the bad I ordered the lunch special pizza which was an inch pizza and a drink for like The waitress warned me that the pizza was extremely small at least i think she was talking about pizza so anyways i ordered of them When the pizza came out I would not have been surprised if i saw part of a Digornos pizza box stuck to the bottom of the pizza What is wrong with pizza in Arizona I have never been to big city where saying the word Dominos causes very moist orgasms Mellow Mushroom tries way too hard with the crust they sprinkle this garlic dust all over it and it sucked It tasted like you were trying to eat an old shiny piece of bread The cheese was so thick and rubbery you could probably use it to cover severe war wounds This place blew big ones it had cool decorations on the walls but i cannot friggin eat decorations