text: Unless you are one of those weirdos who does not love chocolate you will absolutely love this place In fact if you have been in Edinburgh for more than a day then you will probably have already beennnIts a simple but amazing concept just like a regular coffee placecafue but the emphasis is almost entirely on chocolate I have never seen so many different types of sundaeschocolatey coffeeschocolate muffinspain au chocolats under one roof and despite my best efforts I have yet to sample them allnnIf you are trying to convince yourself to be healthy they also have freshly made porridge every day as well as one of those granolainaglass smoothies But you can have all that at home nnMake sure you try their namesake drink Or dish their chocolate soup is so gloopy and amazing I am not sure whether you eat it or drink it but whichever it is it is definitely worth the calories Just make sure you only order a shot of it and not the large shot like I did it is very filling and no you will not be able to finish it without feeling sick for hours A very happy sick but sick nonethelessnnWhy only stars then Out of sympathy for the poor staff The last two times I have been here I have heard the manageressowner absolutely laying into the other members of staff for something or another Everyone else in the queue behind me looked just as awkward as I felt