text: About weeks ago I had breakfast at Diner with a colleague we rarely have a day off together It was perfect PERFECT eggs over medium and I mean they were perfectly cooked medium best hashed browns I have had since the Aristocrat in Boulder awesomennWent back two weeks ago ordered the same the same menu the food came up so quickly it had to have been just sitting there an overcook whatever it was not fresh I know this much for sure it was not nearly as good as the first visitnnToday a late breakfast I enter about am and I get the last table Now I have been in the restaurant business and when the hostess fucking apologizes to the waitress for sitting the single patron at the last table I am already a little pissednnI tell the server I heard that comment and I will TRY to be a good little patron kiss my ass I order right away so probably close to am At I give her a HUGE EYEROLL where is my food and she says she will check She will checknnI want to take a moment to talk about CONSISTENCY If a restaurant is so prompt so as to have served me almost instantly on my prior visit you cannot justify a minute PLUS wait for any reason More on the reason why the order was so late in a momentnnI said no thank you Allow me to pay for the coffee and OJ and I will be on my way The server was nice mgt said no chg for the beverages thank you and there should not have been a chg I even said to her It is not your fault I have no cash I will come back with a tip Which I would have done had she not said it was the extra crispy on the hashed browns In other words my order was minutes late because I wanted extra crispy hashed browns BALDERDASH THAT IS BSnnLast TOO MANY FLIES GET A PESTSTRIP SOMETHINGnnIll never come back Ever