text: Would you like to go to a show while in VegasnMe Uh OK surenDo you like AbbanMe I do not know I guess so I like at least that one songnLet us go then It is sposed to be greatnMe What the hay nothing to losennExcept the two hours you will never see againnAnd the money of coursenPlus the potential aneurysm you may suffer once you realize what you are in fornThis is a slow death oozing synthetic sentiment and crusty narrative caterwauling wrapped in sugary caffeinated harmoniesnnGo if ABBA does it for you if jukebox musicals are your thing Or watch fish swim around the casinos for a more compelling time Or watch the valet at work Or just find a better show I am still looking