text: I have tried Whole Foods recently even after hearing about the attitude of the butthole hipster employees and presumptuous antibourgeois customers that will literally push you aside a turn their noses up at you a million times The rumors were true nnEven though I was only there one time first impressions are a bitch The selection is great I cannot afford any of it but it is great I have never seen such expensive rice Here is the brodownnnThe food Plentiful and too expensive to even think of buying The freshest fish that is not in the Stripbut you need to take a second mortgage to buy fish for a family I bought sushi rice a piece of fish and a salad my bill The salad with lettuce carrots chick peas onions and about pieces of chicken was nnThe employees Hipsters with thickrimmed glasses tattoos and facial piercings that slack like I have never seen workers slack before In fact there was a sign above some fresh fish stating We will prepare you fish any way you want just ask HAHA When I asked to have a tiny fish to be filleted something that would take me about seconds at home I was scoffed at by the so called fish monger who was obviously not a trained fish monger but got his job because of his Progressive music of the soviet era bachelors degree It took him the better part of minutes to fillet a fing fish All I got was a chopped up piece of crap that was useless And scoffing is what these people are good at Pushing your cart down the aisles is like running a scoffing gauntlet Staff huff and puff when you get in their way The cashiers just stand and talk to each other or run to get organic iced tea to drink WHILE they ring you upthey do not even do that at Giant EaglennThe other customers This one is a peach If you are not pulling in a good K a year you are dirt to these people I was at the salad bar it is a good salad bar but expensive an older woman in a mink coat bumped no pushed into me then stared at me and turned her nose up at me can you believe it She actually turned her nose up at me Others in the aisles will grunt like cantankerous old people if they cannot get through They push ahead in line give you dirty looks and act like it is a class struggleit kind of isnnSo unless you have a lot i mean A LOT of disposable income have never needed to use coupons drive a K car parking is terrible there are the president of the United States CEO of Microsoft a widow whose wardrobe is more extensive than the explanation of the formula explaining an event horizon or a hipster who looks poor but lives off daddy and mommy though they will never admit it you should not and really will not be able to afford this placebut why would you want tonnIll stick with Trader Joes for my alternative market thank you I prefer employees with edges that are a little rough to ones with pants so tight I can see their junk