text: Dear Anthropologie I think it is best if we part ways For years I have been shopping with you but as much as I try to like the stuff I buy I end up sending it to the consignment store with the tags on Your catalogs are so beautifully magical that it skews my decision making I am tired of your s tablecloth fabric on almost everything And the fit who is designing this stuff do not they know where the waist is supposed to be It makes anyone in real live look matronly I know I am not a spring chicken but I am definitely a sassy dresser I got your discount card for my birthday I know you know I cannot pass up a sale or a discount but I will make an exception this time Cheers