text: Nooooot so much nnThe treatments were fine but for Canyon Ranch prices i certainly expected a Canyon Ranch experience via the creation of an environment with a special something to it nnInstead the whole place felt more like a basement Really A glorified gym perhaps though the gym itself was certainly NOT at all glorious nice equipment yes but tenementgray everything and hospital lighting lending to an overall dingy feelnnAnd oh my stars the steam room was just plain silly sooooo loud when the steam was on which is fine except they also piped in music of which you would only hear annoying muffled hints when the steam was going as if there was a party rooms down I mean hhhellonnUgh you would think they would spend at least a fraction of what they spent on their ridiculous disneyshowers on things like sounddesign lighting and a little umpf to the decor i am all for minimal but you would better do it right if you are going to do itnnEven with all of the above i might have given it a butnalthough the facial was great the esthetician mentioned an extra treatment that i may want to addon for an extra bucksand then just went ahead and blended it in at the end nope no mention of it again nor confirmation of any kind that i approved the addon making it a whopping for a justplainBASIC facial which considering the overall mediocrity of the place should have been half that nnSo ANYway I fkn HATE shysters and bottom line tacking on that little mask was a tacky shyster move Baaaad bad girl and dismal dismal creation of an experience environment nnI mean did some corporation buy the Canyon Ranch branding rights or what