text: Throughout my life I have been fascinated by all things Asian I as a child I saw my first Japanese Spinning Sex Basket My father brought it home on my rd birthdayhe had no present for meunless you call a slap and do not ever come in my room again a present Knowing himI do Years later he passed out and his Swisher Sweet fell out of his hand and burned down our trailerfor the th time I cried for the chair that had made it through fires wives waitresses named Rose and a guy in a dressnamed Roseand it was gone Craftsmanship luckand an incredible amount of lubricant has protected it over the years My father wept He cursed God He flogged himself with the red plastic track for my toy cars He ran awayneither me or his badly burned th female Rose ever saw him again I heard he spent decades trying to replicate the feel of that basket an obsession that nearly killed him Rose despite his burns was a good stepmother to meuntilwellthat is another storynnRex rememberedhe remembered the squeals of delightthe screams of ecstasythe snapping of the chain and the cries of help from my father and his companion of the day He was insastiableand animalI was insatiableand animal I read everything i could about the Pacific rimi nicknamed my anus The Atlantic RimI was a scholar of all things Asian I even bought pictures of tigers on black velvetvery Asian I had two true Asian lovesMargret Cho and sushi Margret left me for some film directorI was crushedbut my search for all things sushi never subsided I would go to the finest sushi houses I would eat canned tuna straight from the can I was hardcorennIn these times of want and woeI want roeas much of it as I can eat All you can eat sushi is usually like having a naked dance party in a Weight Watchersnever goodand not good examples of what fun you COULD be havingif you were in a different situation Kai Sushi and Steakhouse is like having a naked dance party in the backstage area of the Victoria Secret modeling show It is heaven It is perfection It is better than Margret Cho in my fathers basket My dream of good all you can eat sushi is realizedgreat all you can eat sushi for under bucks If this is dreamingdo not wake me upnnI will start out with something not necessarily brought up first when reviewing all you can eat sushithey have the best mussels in town Bar none Amazing A touch spicy A touch sweet The best ever Their sushi rolls are perfect Great mix of some sweet some crunchy some with acidity some with a combination The best rollthe Lion roll Second bestthe Stacy roll Everyone i had in the many times I have been there are great The fish is so fresh the roll is perfectly built the sauces are spot on It is a miracle they do this for all you can eat They even do substitutions I listened to a person ask to have a Stacy roll with cream cheeseand they did it The salmon roe is excellent and the sashimi is very good as wellbecause the fish and i cannot say this enoughis so fresh so tasty that anything that is made with this kind of care is going to be good nnThe tempura is perfect in the roll out of the rolland most importantlyfor the soft she will crab The soft she will crabs are included and they are greatyou would think perfectOH NOnot until you get the Charlie handroll The Charlie is the single greatest roll in all of Las Vegasand the best I have ever had People who come from NYC Philly and other major cities have sat in silence with me and ate bite after bite in sheer amazement The crab is crunchy The sauce is creamy and spicy It is the single best thing I have had in my mouth since the time I met Emma Stone nnAmazing service Great people The sushi chef is helpful and funny The free refills of soda keep coming The drinks are made strong and good nnThe menu is full and very little is not included Much more than most all you can eat sushi jointsnnGo Eat Think of Asia Think of Rex Think of the basket Be in the basket with Rexbut he will not be with you