text: Items SelectednSix Cinnamon Sugar DonutsnMonte Cristo Raspberry White Chocolate Brioche Battered and Fried Ham Turkey SwissnBiscuit with HoneynBrowniennBilled as a s Diner but far kitschier than that simple designation in both concept and execution Rambos Kitchen is a place I would been meaning to visit for a while but given its location one that required an added impetus something found in a Saturday errand after a much earlier meal on the strip with friends Open at am and myself the first to arrive just as the doors were unlocked it was to a bright room of psychedelic colors and paraphernalia that I was welcomed by a young woman named Misty and invited to sit anywhere I opted for a twotop with mismatched chairs at the rooms center the open kitchen to my left a window to my right Jimi Hendrix IN the table plus a deck of GoFish and an enormous menu on it the latter quickly navigated to the tune of an appetizer and a main plus a side with each scratchmade item prepped to order as I sat listening to The Beatles Monkeys and Dylan Beginning first with a halfdozen hot donuts dredged in cinnamon sugar for a mere two dollars as I watched the staff of one seat and serve four more tables whilst also brewing two pots of coffee it was after perhaps twentyfive minutes that the object prompting my visit arrived and as if to say good things come to those who wait the golden crisp Monte Cristo was a beauty light cocoa tones and housemade strawberry preserves taking thinly sliced ham turkey and particularly sharp Swiss to a whole new level with each crunchycreamy bite Setting aside a thin and boring biscuit improved somewhat by honey my request with the sandwich in place of four styles of potatoes and moving right on to dessert it was admittedly a great showing of restraint that prevented me from ordering the PBB for two but with lemon cake and awesome brownies as the alternatives my choice became simple the nearly pound chocolateonchocolate wedge so moist it seemed only semisolid and so rich that even half the serving would suffice many brownie loversso long as the other half is enjoyed with an iced double espresso a few hours later