text: This is the schwag of burger jointsnnI gave this place three tries and it failed me all three times I went during opening week and both the food and the service were really lacking So I tried it again a month later and still bad My third and now final visit was last week The food is still horrendous and the service is still severely lackingnnThese are some of the greasiest fries I have ever had the misfortune of eating You know it is bad when the paper bag they put them in is so soaked with grease that it is about to burst I like a crisp rigid fry the fries here are soggy and disgusting The burgers are quite greasy and disgusting as well I have come to the conclusion that they have a syringe in the kitchen and they just inject everything with salt and lard then cook it in the grease from a pigs assnnAnd for how nasty the food is it is priced entirely too high Last week when I went the greaseball burger sat in my stomach just churning and destroying my insides for a day It truly felt like there were Five Guys standing inside my gut kicking everything in sight