text: Heart Attack Grill is a hamburger joint with a zany parallel universe hospital theme Waitresses dress in somewhat provocative nurse outfits The type of nurse outfits you will see in fantasy playbacks in movies with everything all boosted up and sticking out Following the theme each customer is required to wear hospital gowns upon entrance Their burger is eloquently named the bypass and depending on the number of patties it will be the single double triple quadruple more if you would like bypass nnWhen a place is called heart attack anything it is a strong red flag that a vegetarian option may be out of the question Parodied movie posters are plastered all over the walls While I am no Jason Bourne I always do a scan of any place I go too before settling in my seat Here my sights stopped on a rather large scale Above the scale was an indicator pronouncing whoever weighs lbs WILL EAT FREE First off if you weigh that much eating here may be hazardous to your health I was lucky enough to see a fellow customer climb onto that scale and win a free meal Sirens went off with applause following nnA close buddy from LA had been talking about trying this place out on a couple occasions The three of us looking at menus in hospital gowns was a sight to see After a couple chuckles we ordered The smallest of the group ended up ordering the triple bypass while I chickened out and got the double We all shared a side of chili cheese fries which could have fed five or more easily Sizes are massive and while I did finish most of it I do not think it was a particularly good idea Splicing chili on top of each burger patty inserted another layer of taste to a burger that consisted mainly of overly greasy meat flavor Take out the notion I was clogging my arteries at an exponential rate after each bite the burger was ok nnThe novelty of it all is an experience in itself Seeing a couple Japanese tourists being spanked by the nurse waitresses is another interesting sight Rule is if you do not finish you get spanked I am assuming this was optional since any normal human would assuredly have trouble finishing these burgers and not everyone got spanked Aligning their extreme gimmick with the same motto of a more adult Hooters equating to more show than emphasis on food Heart Attack Grill is worth at least ONE visit I do not know about a second My heart may not be able to handle it