text: Tale of the Fabulous SixnGirls Summer Trip nnFabulous Six decide to head to Vegas for their annual Summer Trip After the initial rave reviews of Palazzo FS decide to book a room at the relatively new hotelnnWalking into the grand beautifully appointed lobby FS were impressed Lush they exclaimed Hearing beforehand that Palazzo was strict with their occupancy policy only four of the six girls headed to the check in counter ES and Cathy K opted to head over to the casino to get their gambling on straightawaynnThe two circled the casino twice in five minutes Surely this was a mere illusion Surely the casino cannot consist of so few tables Surely there was another pit Surely there was more Unfortunately no No more What you see is what you getnnDejected they tried out the tables only to walk away minutes later crying Palazzo casino sucky No tables and bad luck The two made their way up the lavishly mirrored elevators and stepped into their roomnnBathroom first Elegantly appointed decor for sure Large mirrors everywhere marble inlays everywhere gold embellishments everywhere big flat screen big tub big shower and oh Robes and slippers in the closet YaynnSunken living room featured ample sitting space what with the giant Lshaped couch ottomans armchairs lots and lots of seatingnnTwo widescreen LCDs were tuned to various channels and the FS tossed back many Grey Goose Pineapples Soon the FS were thoroughly trashed and ready to hit the townnnFast forward to am The girls return from an outrageous night Actually they only came back to the room because security in the teeny tiny Palazzo casino threatened to kick us out for being too rowdy huff What to do now Cathy K called down to the front desk and had a nice little chat with the employee Pool closed Most restaurants closed Sucky Any suggestions Nope Sighnnam the rest of the girls awake The FS threw on their skimpy suits and head to the pool WTF Did all of Vegas come to visit this pool Claustrophobic the FS decided to just walk over to the pool at Venetian Ahh much betternnThe girls dine at Delmonicos for dinner Fat from the ribeyes they decided to go back to their room and take Nap before another outrageous night on the townnnThe FS tottered to the Palazzo elevator Just in time An open elevator door The girls pushed the button for their floor and and andnnThe elevator door stayed open What the Cathy K impatiently jabbed the Door Close button At that the elevator gave a mighty lurch With reflexes of cats the FS jumped out of the lurching contraption and into another one across the hallnnDeja vu This elevator lurched toonnScreaming everyone ran out One by one all the elevator doors slid open and stayed that way Confused and scared Palazzo guests milled about the hallway trading informationrumors A terrorist attack A malfunction An emergency evacuation A celebrity No one could know for surennA uniformed guard approaches the crowd He announces that the elevators will not be operating for the next minutes Then one by one he points to the FS and beckons them to follow Oh no What did they donnThe mutely followed behind the fat man their hot pink dresses attracting unwanted attention during the unexpected Walk of Shame People whisper Bad girls they must bennThey walked into an employee entrance and followed the guard around the corner into an employee elevator Special treatment for the HOT pink FS Yayers Unlike the other unlucky guests the FS got a special escort to their rooms and had the time to enjoy their beauty restnnFast forward The FS ventured back down to the lobby with no plans Clubs Of course Which one Wherever the wind took us Then they are approached by a promoter and escorted into the new club Nice and plush the interior but TOTALLY DEVOID OF CROWDS Wtf They were practically the only ones there Afraid of hurting anyones feelings the FS pretend to stroll to the patio for a smoke and climb over the gate and out to freedom They hit up Tao Pure and other random hotspots before finally trudging back to Palazzo and straight into bednnThe next morning The girls pack up and wish Vegas a tired and wistful goodbye They call for baggage service they had about suitcases between the six of them and wait patiently for the bellhop to arrive Two hours pass and he is nowhere in sight SIGH LK decides to go downstairs to grab a coffee while they wait She comes back minutes later sans coffee Turns out every elevator was so full she could not get onnnThe FS did not actually get to check out until way after pm Palazzo elevator system sucksnnBroken elevators empty clubs dinky casino nothing to do BOO At least the rooms and security were nice Going To stick to Bellagio in the future