text: You know how I know this was a bad experience Because all I thought about during my entire minute massage was writing this yelp review nnI have been here many times always very satisfied but yesterday was AWEFUL nnThree customers in the whole place and they had us all right beside each other The employees were whispering back and forth to each other That is distracting The whole experience was so distracting nnEvery time they would open the door leading to the back room it created this nWhooshing vortex sound followed by laughter and talking either they were having a party in the back room or the back door was open to the outside and you could hear lots of other people talking and laughing Either way it was so irritating and uncomfortable The back room door was opened at least times during my minute session So I never had the chance to relax at all nnI will not mention the sound of the toilet flushing some things I realize cannot be helped nnThe back door combined with the whispering combined with the plastic bags they use for the foot bath bowl being opened and placed in the bowls for the next customer almost drove me mad It was this crunchy cellophane sounding noise So DISTRACTING nnThat combined with the buckets of water being poured at top speed into the foot bath bowls combined with the annoying finger popping and palm slapping they do on customers combined with the CONSTANT phone ringing at the front desk Aarrgghhhhhh I literally almost got up and left two or three times nnThe massage lady literally left me a few times to go into the swooshing back room I am assuming to get the hot towels she was gone for an eternity The second time she was gone for so long I literally sat up to make sure I was not being punked nnShe rubbed my head lightly for AT LEAST minutes and lightly feathered my feet for another Minutes She feathered my arms for a few Wasted miufutes and rubbed my back for the last minutes before doing the HORRID act of palm slapping to alert me it was over She never moved around to different muscles or pressure points She sat and stared off into space and rubbed one area of my foot forever I peeked out from under the washcloth and she was totally zoned out I think she had gone to the beach I was supposed to be zoned out at the beach NOT HER nnOh I almost forgot about the music Which I would not even bother to mention had everything else been perfect but since the whole experience was so AWEFUL I might as well complain about everything nnThe music was from a Beethoven concerto number It was upbeat and fast at some points I heard church bells in one song I swear I want to hear ZEN music or the ocean I am here to relax But I left a great big ball of aggravated NERVES nnI honestly thought I was going to peek out from under the cloth to find the Blue Man Group standing there ready to break out in some iconic song using all the noises in the place Swoosh Swoosh crackle POP Flush flush Ring ring ring Church bells pouring water pour Pour nnAnyway That did not happen at least that would have been entertainingnnIt was not good nnOne bad experience is all it takes