text: Most of this is Foxs fault though I will try and share the wealth where appropriate It began with an Expedia deal involving what we quickly came to realize was a hotel well past it is shelf life Luxor followed by a car rental from Fox for a drive from Las Vegas for this past weekends Coachella Festival After taking the airport shuttle from Luxor to the airport we wound up boarding two different shuttles to get to Fox This nuisance has been spelled out clearly here on Yelp and shame on me for not checking first But while that was certainly annoying things were about to get worse nnThe clerk at Fox grew belligerent and cut my fiancuee off when she balked at a few extra fees that were not mentioned in the Expedia arrangement and it made the situation quite unpleasant from there on in including an attempt to upsell us on extra insurance a perday fee for an additional driver and a higherend car We declined each of these offers nnWe were then directed outside to the car pickup zone where we were met by a cheerful young gentleman who told us we would lucked out because he did not believe there were any economy cars available No such luck we discovered though since we would only requested an economy car we were fine with that Of course that was because we would never experienced a Chevy Spark nnThe Chevy Spark if you are fortunate enough never to have crossed paths with one has one redeeming feature It gets good gas mileage That is because it is a childs toy with a lawnmower engine The car and I use that term as loosely as humanly possible shifts gears at around mph but even on flat ground it labors to do so If you are driving up a hill it coughs and wheezes like Doc Holliday in heavy pollen season The engine sounds as though it will explode It is absolutely brutal nnIve rented some real pieces of shit owned a couple of beaters but please believe me when I tell you the Chevy Spark is the worst fucking car I have ever driven A small wind throws the car around like a small fishing boat in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle The wheels are the size of fancy glutenfree birthday cakes made for two The radio will not fucking shut off Perhaps the wipers work well but Fox gave us a car with a totally empty well AlasnnThere is no zerostar option on Yelp so I am going to try and convince myself into believing the quick painless dropoff earned this terrible company a single star