text: The Miracle Mile mall is a tired hooker all done up and gaudy but past its primennWrapped around the Planet Hollywood hotel the Miracle Mile is probably the easiest shopping center on the Strip to get lost in It is a near certainly that you will lose all track of where in the ginormous circle you are and there is literally like miles of corridors with poor signage Cannot find the exit Forced to shop forever Well I guess that is the pointnnBut really if I must shop forever cannot it be in nicer surroundings The fake sky and faux Middle Eastern details were impressive back when this was the Dessert Passage mall surrounding the Aladdin am I dating myself by mentioning that but now the paint is faded and chipped The chicness has given way to cheapness Both the free fountain show as well as the resident theater show V The Ultimate Variety Show are pretty lowrent toonnOn the other hand sometimes cheap is good Unlike certain other malls in the area ahem Crystals I am looking at you the Miracle Mile is an awesome place to do some actual shopping Not far from the entrance lies the only Penguin clothing store on the Strip which was having a offeverything sale on the day I went I found some killer deals at the French Connection Ben Sherman and Sisley boutiques too Seriously if you are on the hunt for mens clothing the Miracle Mile has the best selection on the StripnnAlso Krave nightclub is attached to this mall If you have never experienced the thrill of running through a giant mall at am after one too many vodka drinks then the Miracle Mile can be the hooker who devirginizes you