text: Little Buddha Big Attitude nnThere is no Zen at this Buddha dump Our party of was told to wait in the tiny bar area where one bartender took minutes to splash together a very mediocre drink ONE Bartender on Sat Night uh oh nnThen the bait and switch began Our table for was nothing more than two table seated near each other just far enough to hear nothing see little and be charged a lot nnAfter endless discussions we were forced to order off a set menu evidently a table of was much too complex for their kitchen to handle nnRather than sending over the appetizers and getting things moving the manager managed to offend the entire group calling us liars and drunks incredible nnTurns out to be an omen that we did not order the stink from the sushi on the table next to us was vile as if they cleaned the buffet and poured the dirty towel juice over rice YUCK nnIf you are looking for a poor knock off of Tao this is your place If you have any sense of standards or selfrespect you are better off eating the cherries from a Shirley Temple