text: After seeing star reviews I figured I would give this place a shot MISTAKE First indication that I should have run for the door was the fan sitting atop a soda cooler It was caked with dust and dirt and pointing directly at the prep station ICK ICK ICK Secondly The vent fan above the pizza oven was the same way FILTH nHaving not followed my good judgement to turn around and run I placed my order My son and I ordered garlic knots slices of pepperoni pizza an eggplant parm sub and sodas What the heck If the food is as good as the reviews say it is then it is worth it to me This was not the case The garlic knots while made to order had no seasoning were raw on the inside and the garlic was burnt giving these raw dough balls a hideous bitter taste The pepperoni pizza must have just come out of Jiffy Lube because it was SATURATED with oil There is an old expression When pizza is good it is really good When it is bad it is still pretty good Not so this time Seriously Little Ceasars is better than this stuff The eggplant parm sub my son ate it He is a teenager and does not know any better nnNow here is the kicker nnAbout minutes after eating this train wreck of a lunch I felt a n churning in my stomach Oh Dear Lord I thought to myself If anybody has seen the movie Bringing Down The House with Steve Martin you will know what I mean Yep that is what happened to me I now have developed a stronger relationship with my toilet since we had spent so much time together nnTo sum it up If your digestive system needs a good fast cleansing and you enjoy the feeling of monkeys doing back flips in you stomach than this place is for younFor me I can get the same effect for about bucks at Walmart if I get a bran muffin and chase it with an Alka Seltzer plopped in some prune juice