text: In the last two days I have eaten three meals at Valhalla It is true I would not lie about something that puts me at a slight risk for appearing to be that creepy guy that hangs out at the bar all weekend No I HAD to eat three meals there so I could write a proper review of the restaurant I did it all for the because nnPrior to eating here the only Scandinavian food I would ever eaten was at Ikea There was also that cereal in the s with the Swedish Chef on the box please tell me that you guys remember Croonchy Stars so I guess I can count my Scandinavian experience on fingers While the menu leans heavily toward Scandinavian food the diversity of the owners backgrounds are reflected in items such as the English breakfast and an amazing curry sauce Let me pause for a moment to tell you that I could drink both the curry sauce and the brown gravy from a mug Or a horn Both are staples on the menu and both are family recipes that the owners were kind enough to share with the rest of us Try the Warrior fries with the curry Amazing And if you are wondering what a Warrior fry is it is a waffle fry like they serve at Chick FilA but more badass because it is a warrior and the others are not nnBreakfast Northern Eggs Benedict Two poached eggs on toast with a good portion of smoked salmon capers red onion and fried potatoes No hollandaise sauce here so I will live to see another day A beurre blanc replaces hollandaise on the Valhalla menu and I found it perfect and not overpowering nnLunch The Mighty Meatball Pork and beef meatballs with brown gravy and choice of a side I of course chose the Warrior fries Eat your heart out Ikea AND you can eat these meatballs without the fear of having to go rug shopping with your wife afterward nnDinner The Banger Butty The name alone made me go for this one I really like alliteration This sandwich is bangers sausages with the curry sauce on a roll that must be of Scandinavian origin because it was pale beautiful and tasty nnValhalla is not to be missed Chances are you will find me there sooner than later and you can thank me then for my dedication this weekend so that I could bring you this topflight review