text: Abject disappointment is what best describes the whole of this experience starting with happy hour on a Friday night only lasting until Imagine that nId happily slogged a beer halfway down before last call cast its gloomy shadow nQuick another beer and some appetizers before the cutoff WAITERnnDM disappointed me Uh I will have another th St and an order of then happy hour chips and guacamolennHD harbinger of disappointment speaking uncannily like Bill Lumbergh from Office n Space Yeahhhh nooooo the guac is not part of the happy hour menu n anymore It is a side order It is nnDM looking perplexed thinking what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK FUCK n was heavily inflectednnHD Yeahhhh sorrrrynnDM Alright bring another beer and I will have my order ready when you get backnnBeer arrives It is nnHD Are we readynnDM Yup Eleven more beers the happy hour ribs the happy hour shrimp and n the happy hour Arizona egg rolls That is for me My wife wants seven n pomegranate martinis an order of ribs a water three glassesn of ice and about thirty napkinsnnWTJA wife now turned Jodi Arias to me Have you lost your fucking mind n my heavily inflected FUCK had nothing on hers Two hours from now you will be n sawing logs on the family room floor and I will be watching Datelineagainn by myself WE ARE LEAVING NOWWWnnNWOSIM neutered without surgical instruments me Yeahjust bring the checknnnOur beloved White Chocolate Grill has like so many other restaurants of its ilk succumbed to cheapingout on happy hour overcharging for popular menu items and now hosts a waiter whom if this was s Alabama I would shoot him barbecue him up and feed him to local law enforcement officials at their annual picnicnnWhite Chocolate I have been patiently waiting for this joyous time of year the time when fauxArizonans mass exodus to their cool summer abodes just like rats jumping off a sinking freighter This is when I come knocking so I can have you all to myself And you pull this shitnnWere FUCKING through White Chocolate and this FUCKING has nothing on my wifes which had nothing on mine nnDISCLAIMERnn I had just finished watching Office Space before heading out for happy hourn Bill Lundbergh was everywherenn I would not really shoot anyone like the girl in Fried Green Tomatoes I wouldn however give them a savage tongue lashing and not the Michael Douglas kindnn My balls are detachable in situations such as thisnn I wish I would taken the Rodeo Clown career path Being gored a few times would n beat this nn Mrrrrrrr