text: This is a wonderful alternative to going on vacation at a fancy resort The options are limitless and the attractions are many There truly is something for everyone here nnThey have a kids area with rides from your elementary school carnival You know the slide that takes off a layer of skin and shocks your ass all the way down Also the tiltawhirl no doubt filled with sunbaked vomit There is a petting zoo and you can even feed and ride miniature livestocknnYou can buy a bird here and even get a brazillian wax for from a toothless woman Dining options include pork rinds funnel cakes and snow conesnnIn all seriousness it is only the people watching is decent they have beer and you might find something cool I did not think the prices were spectacular but maybe I have unrealistic expectations