text: It is Vegas so I forced myself out of bed at pm to celebrate my brotherinlaws sisters st birthday After a slew of long lines trashy women and disappointing music the extended family in from Milwaukee stumble into Tabu Even though I would have liked all hiphop the mash up mix of rock and pop suited our mid western party fabulously Since I am not really dancing again no hip hop I hit the bar Holy crap This must have been the first drink I actually paid for because I was floored Did he just say for a Jager BombnnI guess that is just Vegas for you And like all trips to Vegas this one too has a story I know that Jesus says that all good deeds should be done in secret but this good deed deserves to be told because unfortunately at one point in time all of us will experience the pain and embarrassment of puking in our hands at a club nnSo I just finished my shot and I notice this very pretty girl sitting on the couch in the corner in a red dress She is got her hands to her face and is hunched over Poor girl is make a soup of vomit in her hands and it is overflowing all over her red dress Apparently when I am drinking I not only have the urge to break up bar fights I also like to rescue lonely drunk girls I grab some napkins and a cup and approach on my white horse Now all cleaned up and sent home with a friend a gentleman needing a rest from the dance floor casually walked right over to the barf infused coach and took comfort in its warmthnnI did not have the heart to tell him he was relaxing in red dresses breakfast lunch and dinner