text: When a restaurant has the nerve to charge exorbitant prices for food I damn well better get THE BEST taste and THE BEST service in my entire life You will not get either one at Nobu I came here the other night treating an unemployed friend for dinner WHAT A SHAMnI asked the sushi chef what is good that day and he recommended the king crab roll We said ok and this little roll came out and the taste was simply ok I was not impressed at all I was actually quite annoyed I ordered some Uni and monkfish liver Now when I order monkfish liver at any other sushi spot I either get pieces of sushi or a few medallion sized sashimi At Nobu I got one medallionsized piece on a gigantic plate that was covered in this peach sauce I was becoming rather bored and none of this tiny shit was fulfilling my appetite I asked the chef what he has that is unusual and off the menu He said the yellowtail or white tuna you know cuz NO other sushi place has that I told him something a little more unique and he just did not know what to offer Finally he said live octopus I ordered it and it just kind of arrived in front of me I imagined it would have been prepared in front of me or shown to me before cutting it anything I have no idea where it came from or how it looked It was drenched in some sort of clear vinegarlike sauce with green stuff and all I tasted was this crap all over it nI got the bill and almost ran the hell out It was FOR THAT CRAP We ordered lychee martinis which were good not worth for of them TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS for the crab roll for the octopuss for the uni I payed in absolute anger and disgust left a tip and got the hell out of there nHonestly I am a harsh critic I admit that HOWEVER I feel financially raped by this place and am losing sleep over it The food was SO not worth it Anyone who knows sushi really well would not be caught in this lame overpriced trap It should be illegal to serve crap sushi covered in taste budoverdose sauce I will never EVER go near Nobu again and will warn people waiting to not bother nHeres a big middle finger to Nobu nationwide