text: I read that the guy who owns GoDaddy shot an elephantat nightusing spotlightsI am thinking his fully tumescent manhood must be the size and color of a year old raisinI cannot imagine what he thought he was proving by felling one of these magnificent creatures with high poweredlaser sighted rifle from yards away while it stood transfixed by the spotlights glarennThere was a word that we used for poachers that did the same thing while hunting deer when I was a kid back in OregonAssholennHe did prove to me that I will need to move any and all business I can away from GoDaddyvote with your feetbut I guess that is another reviewnnThe Beautiful Carin and I were in Scottsdale on business this past week and we take these opportunities to spend time with those near and dear to usnnAt the very tippy top of the near and dear list is our lovely daughter WhitneynnWhit is a Veganwith a capital Vegeand she was distraught by the wanton slaughter of an African elephant by some dot bomb misogynistnnSo she was thrilled that her meat loving daddy was going to take her to Green for dinneran experience so very alien to me that I made Carin pick up a pound of fully cooked bacon and bring it to dinner in her purse for mejust in casennI am not a VeganI was born and raised on a cattle ranchI do love a good medium rare ribeyeI do not think it hurts Elsie the Cow to have a teat twiddled so I can have cream in my coffee or cheese on my burgerand yet the elephant deal brought a tear to my daughters eye and touched my black flinty excuse for a heartnnI checked Yelp and saw that while my Vegan friends on yelp love this place my decidedly carnivorous Yelpy friends were also nearly unanimous in their agreement that Green is foodgasm inducingnnWe ordered way too much foodChili Fries Egg Rolls a Green Burger the Secret BBQ Chicken Sandwich No Harm Chicken ParmI barely had room to choke down a couple of Tsoynamis and an oatmeal cookie sandwichnnEven after we were stuffed Whitney took home enough leftovers for a weeknnThe big question about Green is why did not I ever eat here when I lived hereWhynnI do not knowbut I will be putting on my hemp cargo shorts a tie dye tshirt and growing a neck beardand I will be eating here againnnI like to fit innnThe menu is fairly extensivethe portions are plenty bigthe flavors are bright and well defined and the textures and aromas always a big deal for me are both exotic and welcomingnnI did not have to break out the bacon although I should have taken my flaskno cocktails at Green for Donaldoh well agave sugar cola was a delightful departure from the ordinarynnI really could eat this way on a regular basisit is that goodI probably will not but it is nice to know I couldnnI imagine that Karma will have it is own way of dealing with a selfjustifying trigger happy technotardfor me the occasional dinner at Green nicely balances the Karmic forces at work in my lifeand tastes good too