text: Let me exalt your praises Mucho Gusto Do not blush darling Our love will not remain in the shadows nnDo you remember the time that you almost tried to set my boyfriend on fire You put on an amazing little impromptu firework show when your misters got into a fight with that pesky string of lights but you were kind enough to quell our fear and try to erase that memory with free alcohol you wily little minx You need not delete him from the equation We are usually game for a three way with you Mistress GustonnThat was right when the two happiest hours in my otherwise hellacious day were coming to an end You do know that between the hours of four and six your warm embrace and sweet nectar are all I need to forget about the dramarama of the office The memories of your hibiscus tamarind and mango margaritas frosty Dos XXs and generous glasses of sauvignon blanc bring a smile to my face especially with a three dollar price tagnnAnd you are always very gracious when I graze freely on the chips and salsa when I am feeling frugal I do not know what combination of chili and spices you sprinkle on your toasty little delights but they are positively divine Although they cannot even hold a candle to your tasty salsannTo help keep me from acting like a lush which would greatly embarrass me in your presence you offer half price appetizers during happy hour That guacamole of yours with the pomegranate seeds has a zesty twist while your gigantic Mexican pizza and mountainous machaca nacho plate have lured large groups of my friends to your patio and bar on many an occasion Sharing is caring and you are trying to teach the world to be a better place one shrimp cocktail at a time nnWhen I am feeling like a nice lunch or dinner instead of our usual rendezvous your pozole always brings me happiness with snow white hominy afloat in a sea of green and lots of tortillas to sop up that goodness Your Colorado Stew is likewise as delectable as are the Mexican street tacos I especially dig how you let me mix and match three tacos so I can add a red chili pork taco and fried fish taco into the mixnnYour cute little bistro setting with the beaded lamps and cushy bench seating made a delightful setting for a first date while your exemplary menu service and specials has had me coming back ever since It is a good thing I am not the jealous type because I want to share you with all of Tempe