text: It is free but it sucks Went on Memorial Day weekend with my girlfriend and I was hopeful to see the pirate show like when I was a little kid What I saw was literally Girls Vs Guys in gendered boats I thought I was going to see a pirate battle but what I saw was poor acting lip synching cheesy porno wardrobe malfunctions and less fireworks nnI wonder what wise executive had the idea to change the original pirate battle This show sucks With further research I realized that the pirate show was removed and replaced with this garbage Bring the pirates battles back