text: Wow Before I wrote this I simply wanted to take note of all of the reviews that have described this food as passable or better Invasion of the Body Snatchers AiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennThe absolute worst BarBQ I have EVER had Grew up in South Central Texas so I am spoiled San Antonio Austin Lockhart etc But I have also sampled the best in Kansas City and Memphis Atlanta and Mobile even Minneapolis and Chicago This was straightup abysmalnnFirst Not even going to the food the decor is right out of a Central Minnesota Brainerdarea supper club I was waiting for Joel and Ethan Coen to walk in as they set scenes for Fargo II Yah yknow And it was not just the decor the couple in their midfifties who were tongue fighting in their booth was just disturbing Waitress stops by we had reserved a table for the UFC fights they would soon be showing and asks us what we would like to drink or eat a stipulation of the reservation reserve table for UFC must be eating and my buddy mentions he had already eaten but he would like a glass of water She literally rolled her eyes Man that should have been enough to just go Instead we let it slide and I ordered an app for us and the threemeat combo One can get a pretty good feel from that type of plate how the rest of the menu shouldcould play outnnBrisket Burnt Ends and Sausage All inedible Dry to the point of being arid Thought for a moment the food may have been created for longrange space travel and would need rehydration but then realized that it had been cooked for sooo long that the meat had hermetically sealed itself against any penetration by moisture I have had dried jerky that was more moist As well it is a physical impossibility to slice beef brisket to the thinness that Dillons achieved Five slices of waferthin brisket should NOT constitute one of the three constituent meats of the dreaded threemeat plate Burnt ends that were entirely devoid of taste Sausage that was squishy and also possessed of no taste whatsovernnAt no time ever should one consider this to remotely resemble BBQ