text: Holy horsemeat Batman do you see the throng of people waiting to get in therenYes Robin There must be a spell over the citizens of Surprise This could be the work of the Joker Why else would Surprisians flock for steaks that must be rolled in gobs of salt and spices to mask their tough texture and gamey taste Why else would people insist on patronizing an establishment with personnel so aloof and poorly trained that you cannot even get your beer refillednMaybe that is a good thing Batman It will mean shorter lines at more worthy establishments nSure as shit Robin