text: I was considering rating Sage as two stars but the scrollover says Meh I have experienced better That does not cut it The proper description is Eek Methinks notnnWhere to start I came here with my girlfriend during our visit to Vegas we live in Los Angeles Although we are not poor it is a meal we saved money for and were planning for lots of research on Yelp mainly And for the first time in a long long time Yelp let us downnnHow do I describe this place It is very pretty but very little substance This applies actually to most all aspects of our dining experience nnThe decor is nice It looks like a nice hotel a bit like the Mandarin in New York However like a nice hotel it has not warmth You do not really walk in and feel comfortable Do not get me wrong it looks really nice but a bit TOO styled Does not seem to have feng shui Maybe it is not fair to judge too harshly on that but it does add to the experiencennThe service was perfectly on point That is not a good thing in my opinion We tried making jokes and chatting to our server but he did not really seem to know what to do Everyone was just cold Even the general manager who came by seemed like he really did not care in the slightest bit about us These are not people you want in hospitalitynnOkay let us move to the food I do not understand how or why they did this but they managed to ruin basically everything that looked exciting on the menu The oysters were flat I like mine strong You know salty briny These tasted sickly sweet The spicy sauce on them only accented the lack of oystery goodness nnThe foie gras once again was sickly sweet Some sort of plum marmalade or something underneath it was totally unnecessary and simultaneously took away from the flavor of the foie without accenting it or enhancing its flavor The wine pairings for both of these were awful They were too similar to the food and ended up neither complimenting nor contrasting with itnnWe had the scallops as well They were good The only thing besides the dessert that was Well cooked juicy and firm and went well with the wine There was a pork belly that was quite bland and forgettable A pork loin Spanish iberico style that just tasted like ham This is about where I start to get hazy about the food Needless to say one dish blended into the nextnnThe portions tiny Comedic The tastes on the palate and pairings with wine forgettable uninspired and utterly unbalanced The presentation pretty but very little substancennnIn a nutshell If you do not care about your something dollars and thinking of something to splurge on because it is Vegas this is the place to be If you are looking for a something dollar meal go somewhere else