text: Oh hai boysnnHearts to all of younYou guys were like a first date compared to other male strip joints I have been tonA breath of fresh airnYou kept your junk where it belongednNot like those other jointsnWhere they are ALL UP in your face and lady parts and you are doin next day EPT tests positivennBut you guys One swift humping move and you are like NEXTnA feather stroke in comparisonnLeaving the women all confused like that is itnAnd those dance moves nCLASSICnBackstreet Boys x NSYNC x NKOTB x New EditionnnAnd to the Aussie who performed to Ginuwines Pony I would like to shake your hand sirnYou picked the most gyrating song in history evar and by gollynit was gdang entertainingnn stars cuz I did not feel violatedn star cuz I kind of wanted to