text: Last summer I was initially really excited about the opening of Nosh Swig after the owners were the very ones to tell us about the restaurant they were opening We waited and waited and bam they finally opened We were further pumped as friends and fellow yelpers were loving them right and left We decided to wait a little while since it is on the other side of town for us and a Groupon appeared I thought this was a sign that we better go check them out soon We did attempt to go on a Monday before realizing they were closed on Mondays But alas we finally made itnnThe waitressowner gave us a little pail of complimentary sweet popcorn which was a nice treat She even provided a toy for the Little Guy to play with although she did not bother bringing a plate napkin or utensils for him until I requested itnn chicharron crisp pork belly salsa roja cucumber feta pico When digging through this dish I thought I found myself a huge portion of pork belly Imagine my disappointment when I bit into it and realized it was a tater tot Wtf The Husband thought maybe one just happened to fall into our dish but realized that there were definitely tater tots all over I thought maybe they put that in as a filler because there was no mention on the menu or in anyone elses review about tater tots in this dish I felt this was rather misleadingwhy call it chicharron when there was not a whole lot of it there And looking at some of the other pics from previous diners it looked like they got way more chicharron than we did We did get lots of green onion on top to cover the look httpwwwyelpcombizphotosnoshandswiglasvegasselectpFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAApFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAAnn lotzamozza herb cheese polenta cake eggplant melted tomato This was a hard dish to cut up and share It was alright except the polenta was more on the sweeter end than savory which was what we were expecting httpwwwyelpcombizphotosnoshandswiglasvegasselectpFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAAbKXEGezNgfyMSUejgnn pretzel brats chicken sausage pretzel roll cheese gravy sauerkraut The sausage was tough although it was the Husbands favorite of what we ordered We would have liked a nicer mustard though I could hardly taste the sauerkraut in mine httpwwwyelpcombizphotosnoshandswiglasvegasselectpFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAALEvUquseMCfpfupfwnn charred beef crostini coffee dusted beef horseradish mousse guyere baguette I watched as the Husband went to take a bite and ended up putting the whole thing back down on the plate The beef was way too tough to bite off and had to be cut with a knife and fork It was way too large to be a one bite crostini Other diners posted pics of getting four portions while we only got three They also got some sort of leafy green on theirs and we did not httpwwwyelpcombizphotosnoshandswiglasvegasselectpFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAAsTIPiefoyjMRPBQnn statefair waffle sandwich waffle vanilla ice cream candy confetti chocolate glaze fun for everyone I had seen photos of this from the very beginning and was stoked about getting it It did not look as grand sadly enough We only got one waffle cut in half versus those who got waffles We had one regular scoop of pink ice cream and a cone whereas others got more ice cream And there were not any marshmallows as other pics showed It lacked the wow factor httpwwwyelpcombizphotosnoshandswiglasvegasselectpFlLbkGOXxwvNPwAAtAtnhzaJbOlsBSMBNgnnYes we ate it all because we were starving The Husband went home and had some ramen because he was still hungry but was not interested in ordering more here It was a Sunday evening and there were a handful of other parties there A few more did arrive during our visit Water glasses were huge and we got a pitcher to refill ourselves so there was no shortage of liquid available herennI wish I had come in the beginning stages when they were more generous with their portions I think their food lacked consistency from what other diners got I understand that it is always different in the beginning and changes are bound to happen but getting less food should not be one of those changesnnI do love their clean design and font I think the menu is pretty clear cut and the theme is good But the food just was not there for me on this visitnn stars