text: this review comes some two years after the fact but was reminded of my craptastic experience by fellow yelper jay d thank you jaynnthis story is of a bay area girl going to vegas with her then boyfriend for a weekend of import drag races sounds fun right so we decided it would be fun for us to do a road trip to vegas my then bf was a bit of a procrastinator and could only find us a room at the poopicanaoops i mean the tropicana i mean he could have gotten rooms at a nicer place but he also doubled as a cheap ass D that is my shit talking shit eating grinnnstory continues with us arriving into vegas before our room was ready no biggie lunch and then check in we finally get to check in and we are EXHAUSTED plan is to sleep for a couple of hours then head out lucky for us sarcasm our room was on the first floor located right next to the entrance of the casino drunk people are practically standing on our little patio drunk yelling on the phone and smoking this did not sit well with the bf so he called and got our room changed nnto the next room we went nme this room is kind of hotnbf i will turn on the acnme standing next to vent i do not feel shitnnturns out it was broken i called the front desk and they get their maintenance man on the scene hours later he shows up he does what i like to call jack shit the room remains hot did i mention that vegas was in a heat wave on this particular weekend in july i mean it is only like ish outside we decide to tough it out bad idea bf gets drunk that night when we got back the room was like a sauna bf gets drunkernnnext morning i cannot take the degree hotel room and i get us switched YET AGAIN we walk into our third and final room for our two night stay in vegas it was dark but i could feel the breeze of the ac rustle through my hair bf walks in first i follownnbf ummmmmnme are those mirrors on the ceilingnbf and on the wallsnme is there any spot in this room that does not have mirror on it OMIGOD babe we are in a s porn roomnbf i did not think these existed anymorenme jumps on bed this could be kind of coolnbf jumps on bednme laying on bed looking up to the ceiling ya this is not as cool as i thought it would be the lights are staying off tonightnnit was not a urine soaked room like jay but it is probably a good thing i did not have a black light for that last room then i probably would have seen cum stains all over the walls GAG that was the last time i stayed in a hotel on the strip thank god for friends who live in or have vacation houses in vegas