text: Definition of MehnnThe place is brand spanking new but the fact that it is the carcass of a former Village Inn as opposed to a new build is obviousnThere was a lot of unfinished look around not that they were not done with it just crappy quality of workmanshipnnLook at the new light fixture on the newly painted wall and see how the paint is smeared all up on the fixturenEverything sure looked pretty dirty for only having been open a couple of daysmade me think it may have been left over construction filthnThere are sarcastic posters saying they will eat bisbehaving children and other such nonsense framed in RAW sheet metal frames complete with childsafe sharp corners within little hands reach for your bloody dining pleasurennBurger and fries a diner staple should not be too hard nSupposedly fresh never frozen burger but who could tell It was bland and in a stange paradox looked barely cooked to medium rare in the center and yet was dry and crumbly upon eatingnnFries were ok and they gave a very generous portion of all the standard burger veggie toppingsnnService was pleasant and friendly in a normal expected way but nothing standout One of the supposedly witty signs said something about Sassy Servers but I saw nothing of the sort Probably a good bet since I do not think the NoPhoer DennysVillage Inn crowd would enjoy attitude ala Dicks in VegasnnI would say I would be back anyway and very soon to enjoy their Daily breakfast special through April then graduating to and after that except that they will not allow substitutions and I do not eat eggsnWhenever the dreaded No Substitutions appears on a menu or is mentioned at all I always think of the Peanuts cartoon special where Charlie Brown goes to that Chateau in France and they keep wandering around finding that everyplace has a sign that says No Dogs Allowed and there was a cheesy song to go with it toonI am a s TV baby which made me laugh at the childrens menu items named The Cunningham The Ralph Malph and the Pinky Tuscadero