text: Why put the toilet so close to the bed If you are kinky and want to hear your friends icing the porcelain cake with chocolate frosting then the Stratosphere is for you I loved this place so much that I dripped puke all through their casino One of my best friends slept on the floor with a coverlet as a blanket And in conclusion I ate the whole thing This place hardcore sucks balls I said it cuz I am classy like that