text: I have created a new award the Wanted award for worst of any given thing You know the movie with Angelina where you could fling your wrist while shooting a gun and the bullet would somehow curve in midair You remember The movie with once respectable actors taking information from a giant loom that WOVE the FABRIC of time Get itnnWell the first Wanted award is in the Restaurants category Applause for Top Shelf the absolute worst restaurant I have ever eaten at On the menu you can choose from nachos that taste like cardboard tacos stuffed with filling straight from the paper shredder burritos made out of something a bum would live in and enchiladas that fill your mouth with the familiar flavor of kleenexnnI hate to be mean But since I have a duty to anyone who reads this to disseminate truths I have to just tell you that you should never go there If anyone wants to bring you there you should go all gandhi on them and start a hunger strike trust me