text: A crappy overpriced definition of a tourist trap Even on a blustery cold Saturday afternoon the owner was still shepherding street walkers inside like a man with a twoheaded dragon behind a curtainnn gets you a smoked meat sandwich that will have you thinking you took a growth elixir so small and bitesize as in two bites per half it be brings forth not avocado fries but one half of an avocado cut to the size of small bananas and dipped in breadcrumbs A shame since the breading and sauce would be great were there not so much avocadonnIm glad I had a LivingSocial coupon on my person my only reason for going in the first place but even with it the cost was far too high The whole place would deserve no more than one star were it not for the fact that it was clean and not unsanitary in any waynnAvoid at all costs unless you enjoy the company of twenty mindless tourists all chowing down on what they think poutine should taste like and head to La Banquise instead to get the real deal