text: I generally do not write reviews about chains that I rarely visit but sometime rely on when I in a pinch while travelling but this was just to classic to not share for posterity nnSit down at the bar you know travelling by myself looked like the right spot with appropriate elbow room for Me Myself and I but lo and behold picked the spot with the dark mushroom on the counter and the sticky hidden mess where I put my rental car keysnnNice enough waitressbartendress offers me a drink I get a slightly chilled degress perhaps Malbec which was good Ordered my peculiar dish the only reason I ever come to this chain stock velvet Kung Pao with loads of veggies added to make it almost healthy minus the heartache inducing sodium levels Figured it would be all normal like it usually is in a chain like this consistency for the sake of authenticity and the fact that Chandler is almost devoid of good cuisinennFirst dish out fast No veggies they send it back back in minutes chicken is not stock velvet I did not notice at first waitress did plates sent back minutes later food now in front of me to consume No problem I can handle two screw ups I will be gone soon from this place However my journey has just begun nnYoung manager comes by says sorry I talked to the chef and chucks a free appetizer card at me Good only for Chandler I let the waitress know later in a nice manner that they can keep it because I do not live here She says oh let me get you something else Then ensues some discussion with suave young manager and older manager older manager comes by and tells me that being that I did not order an appetizer I could not redeem the appetizer card He repeats this twice because I could not fathom that he would be saying that the card that they just gave me which I did not want I was now in trouble for trying to use He finally understands my confusion and says oh I will be backnnHe comes back with a appetizer card I could use anywhere in the world Yippeeee And then he gives me his card in case I have trouble getting a table when I want to use the appetizer card back home because he opened all the restaurants up there Trouble getting a table at PF Changs nnI left going holy mother of cows then I saw the UFOs over Phoenix and realized I was in the Twilight zone