text: Why do I do it I sit here thinking to myself over and over I know the food is horrible I know the service is slow Why do I do it I know they always mess up my order and then over charge me Why do I do it My Monday not being bad enough yet I decided to go to Unos for lunch today I hate this place but it is directly across the street from my work so it will usually do in a pinch NOT ANYMORE Here are just a few reasons you should stay awaynnHad to wait minutes for the minute lunch specialnPizza arrived cold and chewy I think I may have lost a fillingnNever got my soupnMy friend ordered the spinach salad and by the time it came out the spinach was wilted from the hot chicken on top that had obviously been hanging out too long in the kitchennThey charged us dinner prices for the lunch specials and then seemed confused when we pointed it out Why would I order the Monday lunch special but pay for the dinner portionnWe asked for change for two twenties so we could split the bill The waiter looked at us like he had never heard of this practice You mean just get change and not pay nGenius