text: AbstractnWhat is wrong with you peoplennIntroductionnEvery fucking kiosk machine is broken besides one and that one does not even work very efficiently at all really They claimed that they broke the night before All of them Seriously Six of them broke in one nightnnI strolled by a week later and you guessed it all of the kiosks save for one were still broken I will check in a weeks time again and I am guessing that the kiosks will be not working Hertzs tagline should read Come stand in line for a couple of hours while outoforder kiosks mock the value of your vacationtime nnThe infamous lone working kiosknThis kiosk says it will be a five minute wait then takes fifteen minutes for the counter to decrease one minute to show that it is now allegedly a four minute wait Too much math Just give me a fucking rental car This is the most inefficient madness I have ever witnessed from a legitimate corporation nnAt this point one has to look around to see if this is one of those What Would You Do scenarios or they are trying to make someone strangle one of these employeesnnCounter servicenThere are two counters open and a queue that reaches the end of the roped master line which snakes three times Cannot be serious A band of untrained monkeys could do better In fact I would wager money that some monkeys could be quickly trained to get all these cars hired out faster nnConclusionnHertz sucks This was a Thursday night Go elsewhere nnReferencenOne star