text: Noooooo I am tired of all these boring neighborhood bars in Glendale You can afford to add something other than budmillercoors on tap Do something cool Step into the s Like at least Four Peaks could be useful here I feel the same way about going to Hoopers as I would going on a date with someone who starts their day with a PSL and a Meghan Trainor album Basic as fuck I want no part of it nnBartender was nice but I do not trust anyone at a place like this to mix more than two ingredients So I went with something simpleRed Stag and coke The coke was flat Whatever let us check out what is going on with the jukeboxwhich was apparently not connecting with the internet OK OK it was becoming comically bad At least it is got a patio even if it is incredibly narrow nnOverall this is the kind of bar you only go to for convenience and not because it is cool The west valley overall is raising the bar for a good dive and I hope Hoopers can recognize that and catch up Two stars for being clean polite and having a respectable liquor selection but there are not much else