text: If you are a boring Midwesterners who thinks Holiday Inn is a nice hotel chain then you will probably love this place Bring your wifehusband and talk about it for the next years with all of your friends nnIf you are not boring you probably already know not to stay here I did not have a choice was staying with a group of people for the Marathon nnWhen we first checked in and got to our room none of the beds had been made there was still trash from the previous person and many things were out of place no glasses etc I called down to roomservice and they gave me a lame excuse The only other room they had open was a smoking so no thanks nnBedrooms are not ideal if you are staying with a coworker or someone else you do not know well The bathroom doors are slanted like blinds and there is no internal fan so nif you are with someone you do not know well you are going to be turning into one of those people who mysteriously turns on the water when they are using the toilet nnThe casino is like every other casino it is unfortunate the outfits that the bar girls have to wear they are pretty unflattering which seems like it should be a hard accomplishment But you will get drunk and broke just like every other placennI did see Carrot Top in a hallway good thing I do not have children to scare also I have never had to type out Carrot Top before his name seems way worse when writing it