text: Without inserting a single cutesy Yiddishism I will say that Chompies is predictably mediocre and makes up for quality with quantity The food is good OK reasonably satisfying but not amazing and craveworthy The portions are absurd nnThe little bakery delights in the case are surprisingly expensive and usually end up looking better than they taste Again they are not overtly horrible but not great Totally meh The exception is the little chocolatedipped butter cookies I can easily eat pounds and pounds of them They are light and meltinyourmouth yummy nnI usually would not even bother to write a meh review because really who cares But today when we went for breakfast I had a go cup of Circle K coffee with me the hostess told me I was not allowed to have it for health department reasons How stupid do I look exactly She said she could hold it for me up front until we were done eating or she could toss it I told her the coffee would simply sit on the floor under the booth where she would not see it Is she high That is the stupidest thing I ever heard The server was at least slightly embarrassed and offered to get me a Chompies mug to pour the coffee into In retrospect I should have done that because the house coffee was awful How jacked up is that