text: After the Sunday School crowd at Body English became a little too much for us without room to breathe aka bottle service we decided to go to The Bank because it was a relatively lesser known club and we hoped it would in turn be less crowded The patience of the girls I was with was running thin and if we did not go somewhere else that was less effort but still stimulating quickly they would just go back to the room and pass out for the night I thought fast and remembered the cab driver from the day before gave me some free tickets to The Bank so The Bank it wasnnInside it has a similar look to Body English only with a lot more sparkle After you ascend up an escalator and pass through a room with clear glass walls revealing hundreds of glimmering bottles of Cristal and Dom Perignon you know you have reached Vegass Fort Knox of BOOZE Welcome to The Bank check out our reservesnnGogo dancers and cocktail waitresses parading around with sparklers showers of glitter and downpours of confetti a variety of music still no house music and I acknowledge that I will never be completely happy and accessible bars and attentive bartenders it was a wonder I had not heard of this place sooner There was no line around am and it looked rather desolate on the surrounding casino floor at the foot of the escalator Inside it was indeed crowded but nothing like Body English We hung out by a bar with a ledge to put drinks on and we never traveled down to the dance floornnWe stayed here for maybe an hour and as the drinks kept coming I decided I liked this place more and more just looking from the upstairs bar area to the VIP booths and main dance floor below belting out Journey and Jon Bon Jovi mashups because frankly anything at that point could have beaten the DJ at Body EnglishnnWe left The Bank with after several transactions at the bar and though we did not drink any of their precious gold bubbly reserves we still managed to walk away with low cash flows Every barefoot clumsy step from The Bank through the Bellagio casino to the taxi stand was proud and with a smile we survived the last night of our st birthday trip to Vegas with that being said it is a wonder I remember this much