text: Truly awful If I had not eaten here I would not have believed it was possible to mess up Mexican food this badly By comparison Taco Bell gets at least two Michelin starsnnAmbiance A cut or two below Dennys with Mexican colors The best I can say is that I did not actually see any cockroaches There was some noise which I assume was intended as music but which sounded more like drunk UNLV students celebrating a basketball victorynnService Quick and disinterested In fact quick is an understatement The food appeared within less than a minute and was obviously precooked and sitting under a heat lamp in the kitchennnFood Awful awful and more awful The tortilla chips were not fresh The guacamole had so much lime juice that it was nearly inedible and I LOVE guacamole The soup tasted like equal parts dishwater and vinegar with a thimbleful of ramen noodles thrown in My beef burrito had chunks of beef God I HOPE it was beef that appeared to be boiled soup meat although the tortilla was fresh Even the rice and beans tasted acidic The portions were small no Woody Allen jokes here please and the prices by Mexican restaurant standards were no bargain Do not get me wrong for the guacamole and for each Margarita is not ridiculous in and of itself but by the time the check came I was thinking they should have paid me to eat here