text: I recently moved just down the street from what will certainly kill me Hash House a Go Go I say kill me because it is very likely I will eat here times a day until I literally explode It is really good But if I could Tarantino this review and skip backwards in timennChapter The terrible AdvicenWhen I first moved to Vegas in a discussion about food two people who is opinions I value warned me against going to Hash House Its overrated they said the food is really bad they said chicken and waffles is gross they said Like an IDIOT I listened to them and did not go to Hash House until my th year living herennChapter The house that hash builtnnOnce I moved to Sahara I thought to myself Self what if they are wrong What if Hash House is as good as yelpers say I mean my friends are idiots I do not know why I listen to them about anything So I decided to try it on a Saturday afternoon When I walked in the place was packed and I was told at least a minute wait We were seated in about minutes which is good because after a mere minutes I was ready to murder several customers to eat the food I had seen recently delivered to them nnChapter That is a big flapjacknA lot of the reviews discuss portion size and I will admit the portions are bonkers I am a warm blooded American who does not quit anything from war to to tee ball games where I am down runs but even I had to tap out after eating only lbs of my lb flapjack The side of potatoes went largely untouched All in all I felt a great deal of post eating shame at how much food I had left over maybe that is just because I was raised Catholic I will say I found it a bit preposterous that when they delivered this inch in diameter flapjack that they gave me approx a tea spoon of butter and like ml of syrup After explaining to the waitress that I was a human man and would be requiring more they brought more little cups Come on Hash House get it together the only people who eat pancakes without drowning them in syrup are masochists and the criminally insane A pancake is not even really a food its just a utensil designed to ferry butter and syrup from the plate into my gullet nnChapter The MenunnThis was tough There were at least things i wanted to immediately order but having seen the size of the portions I knew getting entrees would be a tad excessive This will require future visits to try everything and answer some philosophical questions like what is the difference between a hash and a scramble How much can I eat before I die like that guy in Seven How drunk can I get at AM on a Tuesday