text: Bistro It sounds like a class in culinary school Or a cafe off the freeway But It is not It is downtown close to the Dodge Theatre so we picked it as our pre Margaret Cho chow place It is a nice big room with lots of windows Nice It was filling up quickly and had a fun urban energy I was bummed when I ordered a beer and was told their liquor license was suspended and she cannot serve any alcohol Damn No worries We will order eat and walk around before the show and find a bar I point to what looks like a bar across the street and ask our server what it is I do not know I do not live down here I just work here Nice What charm school did you graduate from Bitch Academy Rickie had a Philadelphia Cheesesteak like pita sandwich while I had a roast beef panini Both came with a small greek salad Not great Just Well Nice The Caprese appetizer while tasty looked as though it had been assembled by a nervous monkey It was also strange when little miss sunshine dropped a full glass of ice for Rickies ice tea with no explanation as to why and without refilling his ice tea Oh Such a charmer Bistro I give you a C minus Average food And a minus for the oh so helpful server and the unusually uncomfortable chairs I still have the wicker imprint on my ass