text: I did not stay at The Riv as hotel employees refer to it making it sound swankier than the reputation that precedes it as The Riviera I only spent two days here for a convention nnIf the hotels in Vegas were women this hotel would be the girl with bad extensions wearing Ugg boots and a baby tee in She would have looked somewhat acceptable years ago but now she is just a sad chain smoking washed up weathered old hag that you do not feel good spending time with nnThat is the Riv Also the food court is a veritable Russian roulette of food poisoning adventure