text: So you are with a bunch of people who like chicken fried steak and they say hey there is this steak house you should try with us This should be your first warning If a steak house is known for its chicken fried steak something is not rightnnMaybe you are different maybe you think sure they like chicken fried steak and I like fried asshole Then this is your placennNow you go in and ahh the ambiance shit on the walls as far as the eye can see oh and not just the walls the ceiling as well Its jam packed you cannot hear the person in front of you you are thinking when is the last time they dusted all this crap How much falls in my food from the lazy ceiling fans nnIts hot and a bit humid to maybe to recreate that true texas experiencennSo you order your tbone medium rare side of mashed potatoes and hell some okra while you are at it Good okra is hard to find in these partsnnThe okra crispy soft inside once its done being molten lava perfect Do not bother with the sauce unless your garnish for okra is tartar saucennHey a side salad come with it Oh the tiny diced tomatoes ice burg lettuce and what an interesting mix diced green olives all over the top in giant pilesnnNow your entree comes but the waitress if you are lucky has worked there years She Is got a blond dye job too much eye makeup and a perm She makes sure to leave every single dish on the table just in case you missed one delicious crumb At some point she might drop by one basket of rolls for a table of The buttermilk ones taste homemade not badnnOh yes the entree a tbone super thin in what is that Its pooling everywhere oh god the grease You did order your steak with a large slathering of grease right Well those mashed potatoes which are thick and standard are drenched in heavy white gravy and all the blandness of the gravy helps soak up all that greasennSo you are almost done with your food omg your giant glass is empty Where was that waitress Oh do not worry just grab her by the arm and she will try to remember to refill your drink And those extra plates well if they are really bothering you you can ask a bus person to take them though you might as well be asking them to lick your shoe or eat what you just did nnNow you are full you have paid and because of its prime location you get to cross a busy intersection to get to the car you had to park across the street nnMight as well just wait to get home to pee too its sweltering in there more crap on the walls and ceiling and you pretty much have to stand on the toilet to get the stall door closed