text: There is a Seinfeld episode where the gang attempts to eat at chinese restaurant They give their name to the host and are then told it will just be a few moments As time goes by people who come in after them are seated They ask the host again how long it will be and are told it will just be a few moments At the end of the day they leave the restaurant without eating and in the closing scene of the show after they have left the host calls their namennWhile my experience at the Keg was not exactly the same it was similar enough that my jaws tightened down so hard that I had to leave before eatingnnSo what happenednnWalkin and put my name on the list I am told it will just be a few moments as they prepare the table Ok no problemnnI sit I wait People come in after me The folks after me same size party no reservation are seated I ask the hostess what is up Oh we are preparing your tablennAnother group after me no reservation is seated I did not bother to ask what is upnnFinally they say our table is ready We walk back to the far end of the restaurant only to find they want to seat us at a table large enough to seat an offensive line of an NFL team I needed space for threenot three hundred We ask about the table behind usa four top Ohyou have to go back to the hostess station while we sort it out nnWTF My jaw is so tight its starting to hurt and I am about to achieve orbital velocity I have got to leave or I am going to pop I pass the hostess station hit the door and keep on goingnnNow the place is not that crowded its before PM But for some reason we cannot accommodate a simple request without going to the front of the restaurant WFTagainnnThe food my be good here but I do not know and I will not ever knownnA zero is appropriate here but that is not a choice