text: If the staff here is indeed welloiled which I believe it to be that makes the consumers wellwaterednnAnd by wellwatered of course I mean hammered nnThe protocol and staff hedge risk as much as they conceivably can but idiots like the people I hang out with will do absolutely everything in their power to break the rules and if possible kill themselves nnIt is not uncommon to witness beer bongs floating along side you and standard operating procedure for relieving oneself entails the highly complicated float n pee Multitasking at its finest nnNeedless to say the river gets a little gross But in all candor there has been a significant cleanup of the whole thing in recent years so it is nowhere near as gnarly as it once was nnWear your sunscreen and your thick skin to ward off the drunk idiots that surround you In the case that you plan on being one of the drunk idiots you will probably be in my ranks passed out and painfully sunburned by the end of the ride See you out there