text: I have not been to Christies since Back then it was incredible I went back this past Saturday night as part of a birthday party and what a disappointment We decided during dinner to go and we called to find out what the cover would be and were told over the phone that it was dollars each Upon our arrival we were informed that it was actually dollars and not dollars Nothing like a little bait and switch to start your night off We asked if at the very least that the birthday girl could get in free no chance she has to pay too nnSo we all go in and as usual it is a beautiful well maintained establishment But wow the girls look like they got into a little too much of Walter Whites Breaking Bad stash crystal meth These women look like pound skeletons with bolt on surgically enhanced breasts If you like skin and bones then these are the girls for you On top of all that these women were so tweaked on meth that they were all miserable Seemed they did not want to be there at all and they all had a sour puss on their face The energy in all of their dances was severely lacking The usual pestering for a lap dance was noticeably missing Usually the girls are bugging you every minute or two for a dance but in the and half hours we were there only two girls asked anyone in our group of if they wanted a dance Of course we declined due the gross skeleton factor Although the fact they were not bugging us turned out to be a positive thing On a stranger note the ladies we were with were getting into the music and were dancing suddenly they were told by the bouncers that they could not dance in the club because it is competition for the dancers Not really the ladies in our group were much hotter than the dancers LOL nnNow let us get to the beverages All I can say is wow beers and one diet coke SIXTY NINE DOLLARS WTF That is per drink quite a profit margin Not to mention I foolishly opened a tab and am really quite certain that I only beers but hey they said I had and I really did not want to argue about it It is my own fault for opening a tab nnIn closing I would not recommend this place unless you enjoy women who are so strung out on crystal meth that they look like skeletons and you like overpaying for grossly overpriced drinks Our group will never return to this establishment