text: I think I better just list this one nnPluses n water slides are awesomen rooms are good size n kitchens in the room make for cheap eats n bar by the pool is reasonable I put that in quotes because it is Vegasn Free pool towels see minus below that goes with this n Hammocks in the shade nnMinuses n Pool is NOT like the advertise on the website There is no adult pool There are not any real separate pools just the side with the water slides and the side with out the water slides nn METAL POOL CHAIRS Seriously Pool chairs with metal frames in VEGAS Talk about burning your skin Or as my friend so dramatically put it while sitting up to go into the pool Why does Cancun Resort hate menn Only towels per room Which would be fine if you had people You need towels for the pool to lay out on and to cover the metal pool chairs that conspire to burn off any bits of skin that may come into contact with them We had people I had to argue for my extra towels nn The life guards aka high school kids on summer break went around randomly closing umbrellas with no explanation Hello This is Vegas I am pushing give me some shade Its like the drug companies paid them to force us all to have cancer In the words of Stephanie Tanner How Rudenn No outside food or drink in the pool area but you CAN purchase drinks from their bar Ummm NO We brought our own stuff and no one said anything So I guess this is a wash but just the hypocrisy of the sign irritated me nn The time share sales staff are the most unorganized nonhelpful bunch We were committed to listening to an hour and a half speal about how great the resort was when we tried to move the time the girl in the sales office was unhelpful and did not change our time slot luckily if you start complaining about all the things that need to be fixed your hour tour turns into minutes SWEETnn Location is meh if you want to go to the strip They do have shuttles which are awesome and we never waited long for but they stop running at midnight which sucks in Vegas It is a dollar cab ride back from the strip Plus when you are that far away you have to plan going to the strip not just walk down stairs Which is kind of a bummer nn Holy Tattoos I am not one to be totally judgmental because I myself have a few strategically placed ink but wow I saw more ink and young people with babies here then anywhere else in my life It is definitely a different crowed then you would find at the MGM Planet Hollywood or even say Hooters If you have ink and lots of babies awesome It just was not the scene I was expecting nnAll and all not a horrible experience but I would never pay to stay here this trip was free thankfully if it were offered as a free trip again I think I would pass and pay to stay at Planet Hollywood MGM or even Hooters over this place nnThanks for the weekend Cancun but no thanks