text: No signs to point you in the right direction so had to whip out the YELP app to get guidance rd floor down the hallway lined with records to the left of China Poblano Even at a random off hour of pm the wait was about minutes and if you wanted a whole pizza we heard others in line get quoted hours since you can phone head We went with the only two options available a bell pepper pepperoni onion and slices of mushroom The experience is what prevented me from giving this stars but the pizza itself was definitely some of the best i have had This is the Cosmopolitan after all aka loud full of drunk partygoers at all hours and obnoxious groups still sporting their wristbands from the night before as if they just turned I felt bad for the workers but they gave back as much as they took You can tell they are used to the element that finds its way to Secret Pizza We saw people trying to hustle the workers by walking away without paying people whining that they could not get what they wanted and drunk fools in line pm remember trying to become best friends with the guys behind the counter as they just rolled their eyes as if used to the nonsense I think it is a good thing there is no seating really just four or bar stools If you could just get your slice and run out it is great We actually took our slices next door to Bellagio to enjoy Again the pizza is great i guess if i was in college again i might have brushed off the hordes of drunken twentysomething is