text: Oh manwhere do I start This had to be the worst dining experience of my life We show up and it is a minute wait for two Okay that is normal But wait you have to stand outside and it was degrees today They had a canopy set up gee thanks But how about a glass of water while I wait Not here I am so glad I had a little bit of iced tea left in my cup from AJs this morningnnSo we get seated get this outside under an enclosed wooden canopy Who does that to their patrons in Phoenix in the summer They had misters but they were nowhere near us They had a fan mounted on the patio roof but it blew right over the top of us and did no good I think they sell portable evaporative coolers at Home Depot That would have been nicennSo I am looking at the menu and trying to decide what I want to eat when I see the waitress bring out an order to a table near us I am a bacon freak and I love it extra crispy The order she brought out had bacon and it was cooked to perfection Things were starting to look up When she set the small plate down in front of the little girl I did not think anything of it It was an adequate portionfor a nine year old We will return to this in a moment nnSo the waitress takes our order and I excuse myself to use the washroom and wash my hands So I ask where the washroom is thinking it is inside I was politely told it was located in the backAs in go outside around the back and there you will see them As I walk around the corner I suddenly feel as if I am entering a washroom at a grungy service station The washrooms were not clean were not air conditioned and the urinal did not flush Can you see where this is goingnnSo back to my seat our order arrives and guess what it is the same size as what I had earlier thought was a kids portion I am so glad it was hot and I was not super hungrynnSo how was the food Well the eggs were runny the hash browns were completely overdone on the outside but still raw on the inside and the baconwell let us just say that a couple of BandAids and that pig would be out wallerin around in the mud againnnIll admit I should have done a little research on my part before eating here but I seriously doubt I will go back At least Dennys is consistent and has clean bathrooms I will give the place one star because at least they had two cool photos of Marilyn Monroe in the Mens Room