text: Going to have to drop a few stars because this place is extra pretentious and douchey Let me walk you through this clubbing experiencennFirst you stand in a line where an obnoxiously large bouncer is cockblocking and being a huge douchebag Luckily you know someone so you get put in the special line Then they check your ID stamp you and charge you a ridiculous cover to enter the place because you know they are so cool In this case it was nnYou enter the club and they are playing all the songs you have heard at every other club you have ever been to There is a dance floor at some place There are cabanas There is a pool There are bars manned by somewhat attractive bartenders and gogo dancers cutting a rug on elevated platformsnnTHIS IS LIKE EVERY OTHER CLUB I HAVE EVER BEEN TO Sure there is a pool Sure it is outdoors But deep down inside it is all the same crap CAN I GET AN AMENnnAnd the women Oh how I tire of these women A skirt so short I actually saw her panties Yeahhhhh that was a first Her skirt was so short that if she stood up straight we could see her hidden valley And it was not exactly emanating classnnThis just is not my scene any more Surrender is just another place for kids to to dump money and feel great about doing it No wonder we are in an economic depression I get it I am over it