text: I do not think I have ever EVER given a star review before Let that sink into your head before I tell you about Ranch HousennI visited Scottsdale for Memorial weekend this year On our first morning there my partner and I had just finished a little morning hike at Papago and decided that we should have some brunch We found this gem thanks to YelpnnThis place is a straightup no nonsense down home cafe There is country music playing faintly in the background and it is the kind of place that probably has a lot of regulars It is seatyourself style so you just go in and pop a squat at a tablennI have been to some pretty spectacular worldclass famous restaurants here in LA but Ranch House had the best waitress I have ever encountered A friendly young girl came over and introduced herself think her name was Ashley and this girl is seriously the best waitress I have ever had and like I said I have eaten at Michelin star placesnnAt Ranch House you pretty much just order how many eggs you want and what kind of meat you want Everything comes with hash browns and then either toast pancakes or biscuits n gravy Ashley informed us that her favorite was the biscuits n gravy so we of course had to take her up on themnnI got bacon and my partner got the oz steak He ordered it rare because he likes medium rare but places usually cook things too well from what you say so he was assuming it would actually come out medium rarennWell it did not it came out straightup rare and all cold in the middle I know this is totally all his fault for ordering it rare Ashley brought it out and immediately read his mind She asked if he really wanted it that rare or if he wanted it taken back to be thrown on for a few minuteshe obliged her and it came back PERFECTLY medium rare We both proceeded to feel dumb btwnnAnyway my bacon was floppy and thickcut and I loved it The scrambled eggs were perfect The hash browns were some of the best I have ever had Loved every single thing about the meal Even their coffee here is brewed stuff and was a perfect wakemeup after an early morning hike in the desert They put cucumber and lemon in the ice water which I liked as wellnnAshley was so patient so attentive and did every single thing asked of her perfectlynnFor a bill I tipped Ashley and left her a thank you note She earned itnnSo we came back a second time just before we hit the road to leave Scottsdale and come back to LA This time we had an older lady with short hair who was also amazing The waitstaff here really cares about the restaurant and really cares about their jobs Once again my food was cooked perfectly This time the partner tried an omelette and it was seriously GINORMOUS For he got an enormous omelette which I am pretty sure contained an ENTIRE avocado and biscuits gravy What a good dealnnAnytime in the future I come back through the Phoenix metro I am probably going to make it a point to go out of my way to eat herennLike I said I have never given a star review before but Ranch House TOTES earned it