text: Remember when Seinfeld dated that girl who always greeted him by making out with him And then he realized that was how she said hi to everyone else as well That is basically how I felt after a night at JetnnIm not expecting every Vegas club I visit to be ufcberexclusive but it felt like Jet just let in anyone who was willing to wait in line long enough and still pay Polo shirts plaid shorts flipflops No problem Want to unleash your failing innerstripper on our dance podiums and booth ledges Then by all means pay us and come on innnMy girls and I were all dolled up Vegasstyle but prob could have gotten in with jeans grrr and on the list so we were comped for covertwo drinks The place was not too packed inside because they were holding the line outside to hype things up Eventually when more people came inside it was really difficult to move between the main bar and dance floor Then our two free drinks were limited to a fixed drink menu that involved a sprinkling of some kind of foul tasting vodka The DJs seemed to be in competition because as soon as we would run out of the room playing Igotafeelingthattonightsgoingtobeagoodnight we were in another room that was revving up the Black Eyed Peas againWhoooOOOOooonnBy this point I was so bored here I actually ended up drinking wine WINE Who drinks that at a club in Vegas Technically I did not really drink it because some chick from straight out of the cornfields heard that Igotafeelingthattonightsgoingtobeagoodnight song and decided to pirouette onto the dance floorand into my FULL glass of wine Luckily I was wearing black but she still ended up wearing most of my red Merlot on her baby blue satin halter dress I do not think she noticed right away but stillyowzannThis is definitely not the place to spend an evening clubbing and definitely not worth paying to get in There are way better options in Vegas so just take this makesoutwitheveryone club off your itinerary