text: I am getting is all out of my system before I continue with my review n HoJ their version of Orange Juicen HO HO water n You can lay your head down on the Valley Hon Shirtssweatshirts with VALLEY HO in large letters and hotel in smaller lettersn Valley Ho is there a Desert Ho a Suburbia Ho n Why did not they name their chapstick Hostick n Tally Ho to the Valley Ho nnI HEART s anything that is super themed to the max I am one for if you are going to dedicate to a theme you totally dedicate your establishment Valley Ho goes for the full I got a chance to come in here as friends were staying and it is friggin awesome I LOVE THE TUBS and the FAUCETScall me weird it is like stepping into a CB Crate and Barrels retro line catalog The decor in the bar ZuZu is all s like circles sofas and it is funky and fun Large patio spaces if you are on a bottom floor cool set ups comfy beds large flatscreens decent gym and spa Bar has extensive beer wine and hard alcoholinfusion drinks cigar menu is a plus nnPleasantly surprised If you do not stay here a very cool place to grab some food and bask in its awesomeness