text: Maybe I am doing it wrong Maybe I am just taking crazy pills you can buy a bottle of for at Costco but I hate this place nnI break out in hives every time I think about having to go here So then why do I go here you may ask The same reason as everyone else The same reason listed in all of these glowing reviews to save a little bit of moneynnI come here for almost the same thing every time Diet Coke allergy meds and giant bags of frozen chicken breast Those are my three goto items Every few months there is the toilet paper paper towels laundry detergent blah blah blah You know the drillnnWhy do I hate it so nnPretty much for the same reason I have a deep disdain for Walmart It is chaos And in true Walmart fashion I actually saw someone wearing their pajamas here the other day nnPeople walk around here lulled into some kind of trance by price savings and free samples It is maddening In the parking lot in the store waiting to turn INTO the parking lot people are crazy They completely stop paying attention to what is going on around them I have been touched inappropriately by shopping carts nearly run into by cars It is insanity nnOh and by the way speaking of parking lots why the hell are not there more cart return areas I think I have seen two It is generally a game of can I find a spot to hide this cart or should I just walk it to the front of the store nnAnother thing A lot of people talk about the great fuel savings I have never purchased fuel here Want To know why Because every time I come here the line for fuel is no less than cars deep per lane No thanks I will pay cents more per gallon somewhere else nnAs I sit here typing anxiety level rising I wonder to myself are the savings really worth it And for now sadly the answer is yes But one day One Day Costco I will be free