text: I am Team iphone now but if I ever become an iphone pusher please punch me in the boob nnSPRINT STOREnnI walk in and instantly am helped by Albert standing at the podium He writes my name and needs on the list As usual I am clear with my delivery because I hate small talk when it comes to shit like this I am on the list to be helpednnWhile waiting I look around because I am here to buy a new phone and what girl does not like to accessorize While doing so I peeped several employees heading to lunch at the same time and one other leaning against the wall texting her Boo LovelynnTen minutes later Albert scoops me up and quickly presents me with my new phone and is putting my screen protector on like a champ He did not annoy me or attempt to upsell me He earned all two stars PS I have been with Sprint for well over five years and I got the same price on my new phone as Joe Schmoe walking in from off the streets Thanks for valuing my loyalty SprintnnPrevious experiences at this location have made me think of that movie Falling Down where Michael Douglas goes ape shit with the baseball bat For instance as I was leaving on this day FIVE employees were standing at the podium shooting the breeze and scratching their ball sacs when you know they could be stocking shelves or making out in the break room nnDont even get me started on how I feel about calling Sprint and reaching someone in India who does not even own a cell phone or a pair of shoes yet they are the Customer Service Department Jai ho We are the World people but how the hellz can ya assist me when you cannot comprehend what I need and you are purely reading a script in your second language I told you not to get me started nnAnyways I have an iphone now and barely know how to use it so any Quick Tips are appreciated I am also in a relationship with Sprint for another two years On the DL can I have a hall pass already please