text: HR calls you in unexpectedly nYou think you are fired for sure nIt had to be Jeremy in payroll you reckonratting you out for stealing your coworkers lunches out of the fridge the little worm nYoure surprised nIn fact you are in shock when HR informs you of a raise and promotion nYou rush home to break the news to your wife unfortunately she is in your bed with Julio the pool guy nWhat do you donStill in shock from the raise you grab your gun and shoot them both dead nYoure proper fucked now nTurns out Julio was an undercover police officer with a pool business on the sidennYoure sentenced to die for your crimes where you spend the next twenty or so years on Arizonas Death RownIts the eleventh hour nStill no call from the Governor to stay your executionnnThats when the warden comes in to ask what you will be having for your last mealnnWithout hesitation you order Harkins Theater movie popcorn and a Coke zero nOne problemnYou did not buy the Harkins loyalty tshirt and cup so he asks you to fork over when it could have been only a dollarnLifes a bitchnHarkins Theaters make it tolerable