text: Do you ever think that you are on PunkD Or on that ABC show What Would You Do with John Quinonesnn I was hoping to GOD me and my inlaws were on that show That would have explained why our experience at Sylvias was so horrificnnI was silently praying that a pseudo celebrity or the Great John Q himself would come out of the kitchen with several cameras and a boom mic to get our surprised reaction to the awful food and the restaurants terrible managern nWell that did not happen So let me tell you what didnnMy wife her family and I went to Sylvias for dinner on Wednesday night It was about when we rolled into the parking lot The restaurant closes at PMn nWe are good we thought We hate being those people who come in half an hour before closennWe walk in to the restaurant and approach the hostess who also became our waitress for the eveningn nFive please we tell her She looks at us like she does not know what to do The restaurant looks empty We think there should not be a problem for seating But she says to us we do not have any tables for your party I will be right backnnShe runs into the kitchen and returns a few minutes later She says she can seat us in the bar areannHmmm We took that as Oh we have already cleaned the restaurant area We will put you in the bar so we do not have to clean that part againn nWe follow her lead and she honestly seats us in the dark The bar is so dark It is so cold and the music is so loudnn At this point my brotherinlaw says I do not want to eat here anymore can we gonnWe try to make the best of the cold dark LOUD bar but after a few minutes we cannot take it anymore I took it upon myself to ask the waitress if we could be reseated in the dining arean nShe looked very shocked at the request I told her the bar area was just way too cold She smiles and says to me That is fine Just pick a tablenn Her telling us that there were not any tables for us in the dining room initially was way wrong because we found one just finennWe reseat ourselves and she comes back and gets our drink orders and brings some chips Honestly she was nice She had good customer service skills and was very polite I thought this would be the turn of our evening for a good nightnnNonnShe brings out the flour chips and they were AWFYOUL My motherinlaw who is really easy going by the way said it tasted like it was fried in rancid oil After tasting it I was inclined to agreen nWe thought Well it is the end of the day Maybe these are just the chips that were not eaten during the daynn We get over it A few minutes later our waitress comes back and takes our ordernnIts about at this point The family orders Mexican food and I ordered their green chili burger Pretty simple stuff rightnnWRONGnnHalf an hour laternnMy wife gets her food brought out to her My mother and fatherinlaw get theirs Then my brotherinlawn nOh I am sorry Your burger will be out in TWO minutes said the waitressnnGee that sucks I think to myself It is only two minutesn nThat is fine I said to the waitressnnI look over at my wifes food and she says I could have some I take a bite of the rice and I almost threw up in my mouthnnThe rice tasted like it was cooked in bleachnnI grabbed my napkin and spit it out My wife and motherinlaw look at me as if I am crazyn nThat is disgusting I said to themnnThey both tasted it They looked like they were going to puke too My mominlaw suggested that we tell the waitress the rice was horrible but my wife said Let us wait until he gets his burgern nIm sitting at the table I am watching my family eat their food I look at the clock on the wall above the kitchennn minutes goes bynnThen nnThen nnDuring that entire time the waitress was a noshow She did not come to say You are food is coming right up I am sorry about this Nothingn nInstead I got to see everyone eat They all said their food was alright but have had it better here beforenn At minutes after the woman said minutes I see her coming to the table with my burgernnShe apologizednn At this point it is not even worth eating I tell her that everyone in my party has already eaten their food This was out almost halfanhour later than she said it would benn I told her I do not think we should pay for this She said you are right Would you like me to get a box for younnStill hungry I said yesnnThen comes the manager He walks to us like he wants to pick a fight He stops in front of our table and I am waiting for him to say he is sorry about the service and that it is not reflective of what they normally are liken nNo He is pissed He is mad that I am taking the burger and not paying for it I call him out and say they have terrible service My mominlaw chimes in and said everything was horrible He ignores us walks away and the burger was compednnI WILL NEVER BE BACK