text: I am sitting in front of my computer right now almost wanting to shake my head in shameam I really REALLY about to review a strip club Oh yes Yes I am Sapphire was not horrible by any means nor was it near a utopia With a little background combined with a few tips here we gooooonnWent to Vegas last week as a party of ladies guys Believe it or not two of our girls wanted to have a Las Vegas strip club experience None of us had been to a strip club in Vegas so we all somehow obliged nnTIP Try to find a promoter on the strip during the day Or call for their VIP limo We were all picked up from the Cosmo right on time at and transported in a surprisinglyclassyyetnottoosketchy limo We were comped cover and just had to pay each for drivers fees and tip I just tipped the guy outside but apparently that does not count nnAfter dealing with a rather bitchy cashierhost that we gave our to we were automatically seated kind of by one of the circular stages it was a semislow Wednesday night Our waitress immediately came over and said we were fine where we were we could keep the tables as long as we always had a drink on the table house rule nnTIP Our waitress was Sara P I do not know if you will be allowed to request a waitress for your table but ask for her Really Our girls and my buddy and I were dumbstruck that SHE was not one of the dancers She really blew the real dancers out of the water not only that but she was extremely efficient She said that by the time we all got drinks that would be the cost for the bottle So I meanof course we opted for bottle service Sara was constantly at our service and had our drinks poured on a dime nTIP a If you opt for bottle service you get mixers One mixer can be cans of RedBull This will be the best bang for your buck especially if you can get cans of it as your entire set of mixers nnTIP Tip the bathroom attendant at least a little bit the first time you go otherwise you may find yourself being harassed all night and there is enough of that BS from the strippersnnTIP If you do not want a dance at the time you will need to decline with EMPHASIS I tried the whole polite gentleman approach oh no thank you maybe later and whooooopppsss there somehow went is the minimum per song apparently The hell I just had to spend to talk you out of giving one of us a dance STOP nnTIP Pace yourself It was like our bottle had a hole in it cahe would in what felt like minutes nnTIP Leave the plastic cards at home folks Unless they are required for table service then I have no other alternative for you shorrryyyy nnMajor stars for nOur table server Sara P nAn honestly good and hilarious time us all innocent getting dances nWe somehow spilled drinks a total of times There was vodka everywhere but management and Sara took care of us and kept replacing linens By the third time though I almost wished that they would have just kicked us outttt nnDocking stars fornOf course the ridiculous drink prices I understand the nature of the business but a simple vodkatonic at Lord help them and for more than just the drink prices obvnWhile some of the dancers were actually quite nice there were the handful that were extremely ruthless and pushy Also my buddy had mentioned that the dancers on stage seemed bored and indifferent nI do not have any other experiences at a strip club for comparison nnnOne last funny misconception One of the girls in our group had the prior assumption thinking that it would just be like a threering circus with Victorias Secret angels just flying around poles with their tops off nSapphire Friend nnOh and excuuuuse me for avoiding the euphemistic term of gentlemens club Give me a break that is a joke This is a STRIP CLUB Cmon I laugh every time I am corrected that it is a gentlemens club