text: I will begin this review by saying that I am an open minded person and I usually find at least one thing to like about a bar or club I am also aware of the variety of subcultures that are popular now With that being said avoid this toilet at all costs We paid a cover on a Saturday night to be jam packed into a hot sweaty hipster hellhole Drinks we are expensive and came in the crappiest plastic cups ever If the bottom floor of pseudo artists dancers models and intellectuals bores you go upstairs and indulge in a second floor of the worst people that society has to offer Also if you are a guy avoid the bathroom at all costs Find a pseudo artist or model and give them your bowels as sustenance or as art the bathroom only boasts one stall with no door and the stall walls are waist high Forget about dropping a deuce here just do it on the floor the art crowd will appreciate you Also avoid making eye contact with the bathroom attendant from Mogadishu he will insist on a tip for creepily watching you do your business Why the fuck does a shitty little club need a bathroom attendant anyways Music was ok but its too hard to be able to get into it when the club is dangerously overcrowded All in all if you fancy yourself some kind of scholar of the arts or if you think you are a model go here If you went to college for a journalism degree or a fine arts degree come here If you think the Cornish Pasty in Tempe is the greatest thing ever come here If you wear v neck t shirts out in public while sporting an amish hat come here If you just started riding motorcycles and consider yourself a outlaw come here because you will think you are the toughest biker in the world For the rest of you skip this shithole and go to Sanctum instead