text: First off I am a picky eater so take this with a grain of saltnnOkay I am not from pittsburgh I am not overweight not a hipster not on any of the plethora of drugs I own my own home Probably most of all I have never heard anything about this place before walking in so I had no idea what to expect besides Let Us get breakfastnnIf you are the opposite of any of these points this place is probably worth a try for younnWe had a horrendous wait but I think that was a complete fluke we had a huge group and there was an event that weekendI do not think anyone with less than had that long of a wait at allnnThe waitresses are ornery but not rudejust clear They are not going to make nice or kiss your rear they are not there for that I found this respectable and liked itnnBut the food Oh GodnnPros Portions are massive all the other reviews will tell you thatn Prices are reasonable cheap even but I suppose that has something to do with the fact that the first pound or two of your meal is pure potato SeriouslyI think I had at least three idaho russets in chipped form on my plate alonen uhm Nothing was drynnCons There was no color anywhere Absolutely everything on every plate I saw in the place was some blend of beige Potatoes egg white pancake sausageafter you tilted the whatevergreasethatwas out of your dish everything was the same color n Half my dish was potato n The egg was not overmedium it was stillrunny even the whites I presume this was because they were slammed and did not have time to cook what were almost certainly factorychicken eggsn The sausage was not identifiably sausagen I had my entire days required calories in butter alone on the toastn There was seriously nothing remotely healthy on this menu Nothing raw nothing green nothing fresh not even as an ingredient Even McDonalds has a fruit cup ffs TACO BELL has better quality foodn nnTake one look at the clientele when you walk in It attracts exactly the kind of people you would picture in a dingy greasyspoon truckstop If you are not one of those people Do Not Bother this place makes Dennys look classy