text: Sad but painfully true Caffe Boa jumped the shark years ago Attempts to restore CB to it is former glory have fallen woefully short and if I had to sum up their current business mottos it would be this Cafe Boa Purveyors of Pricey Pasta Mediocrity Baked in Every Meal We have Lowered The Bar But Not Our Prices Doling Out Dreadful BreadBut Only If You Ask For It You Might Need a Dictionary to Decipher Our Menu So Just Point At What You Want And Be Prepared To Be Underwhelmed Cafe Boa is is a lot like your grandpa that wears shorts with dress shoes and over the calf socksthey quit worrying what people think about them years ago Expect service with a smirk especially if you if dare to darken the doors of their declining establishment with a Groupon in hand