text: This is a tough review for me to write The food was mediocre which come on is what you expect on a buffet and if that were the sum of my experience at the buffet I would have given the Paradise Buffet more stars nnHowever I am sure I had some bad oysters on the buffet Which shame on me I live in Louisiana so have no business eating oysters in the middle of the desert miles from The Gulf nnSo that was a downernnBut I am a lover of kitsch And the Paradise Buffet has this in spades in an unironic before the hipsters took over sort of way The dining room looks like it is a leftover set from The Golden Girls but with more tropical floral patterns and crystal chandeliers nnNow the food itself I went to the Seafood Spectacular or whatever it is called and had a coupon There were piles of seafood in every direction And they split the crab legs for you because as Americans that is something we cannot even do anymore And like I said aside from the suspected bad oysters it was all mediocre so just kind of mehnnIf you are set on having seafood you could do worse But if you are just looking for cheap eats head across the street to The Four Queens and chow down on the Prime Rib Dinner which was actually very goodnnViva Las Vegas