text: Yelp really needs to provide the option of giving zero stars because that is what I would give this godforsaken pathetic pool Mind you I was at Wet Republic at MGM Grand the day before so this pool had A LOT to love up to I found a travelzoo deal for good for a value UP TO This pool is at the Palazzo which is a horrendous hotel in itself We had a a box of cupcakes whom my friend swears up and down is NOT really food to take w us to the pool but the checkin girl downstairs said that they did not allow people to bring food to the pool so we would have to eat it now leave it w her or leave it w someone AT THE POOL We were a little irritated but we did not want to scarf the cupcakes down right then and there so we decided to bring them w us and leave them w the attendant by the pool First of all the weather was gloomy but ONLY at the Palazzo so that should tell you something right then and there We stand in line and get our hands stamped after our IDs are looked at We get to the front of the line and we are informed that we cannot bring food to the pool My friend replied First of all They are cupcakes it is not food But the lady downstairs told us we can leave them w you until we are done w the pool He told us that we could not leave our cupcakes with him When we told him that the lady downstairs who was checking in people for Azure said that we could he replied Well she does not work here Well actually yes she does you dumb fck Why else would she be standing there UNDER THE AZURE SIGN So we keep pressing him saying that we were told we could leave the cupcakes up there He responds Whaddya want me to do There are people behind you waiting So pissed and agitated we got out of line debating whether or not to go in since we have already had it up to here w Azure AND The Palazzo We decide to hurriedly eat our pretty fanciful decorated cupcakes and head back And would not you know even w our hands stamped we had to get in line and wait Again We approach Mr Douche once again and he asked us how our cupcakes were WTF Fck you And just a side note he looks like his name would be Hanz Anyway we finally get to Azure and it is totallyNOT WORTH IT AT ALL First of all in order to have a chair you MUST reserve one This was never mentioned on our Travelzoo ticket And the pools Oh my God Teeny tiny These are not pools More like wading pools feet at the deepest Everyone was standing around because they could not sit anywhere This place is SUPER small SUPER SMALL I am just mad that anyone would ever pay to go this piece of sht pool Horrible I cannot believe how pretentious the workers were being Are you fcking kidding me You are NOT Tao Beach you are NOT Wet Republic You are not even a day club you phonies Never again People do NOT come here You will be VERY disappointed We were telling people to turn back as we were leaving This pool if you can even call it that is such a joke