text: Serving food like this should be a crime In theory fat sandwich could have worked They could have served good greasy creative food and I would have been all over that like a fly on shit Instead all the flies on shit you will find here are just the ones crawling around their kitchennnThe basic idea of a fat sandwich is that you take all this prepackaged frozen finger food and pile it into a sandwich of your choosing such that you can get fried mac and cheese tater tots french fries hamburger patties gyro meat mozzarella sticks sausages and chicken fingers all in one large nasty sandwichnnMy main problem with fat sandwiches is that they are serving you the same fried garbage that you could get for half the price in the freezer section at Sams Club except that they have somehow made it worse They are using the lowest quality of ingredients available and it is completely apparent upon the first bite you takennEvery single ingredient they use just tastes godawful It does not really matter what you pick to put on your fat sandwich because it will all taste the same Again let me emphasize EVERY SANDWICH TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME Combine that with the fact that they are serving this food in daysold rolls that have the taste and consistency of paper and you just feel insulted I got food of this quality inside my high school cafeteria and I have no interest in suffering through it againnnNow obviously you have to be pretty inebriated to want a sandwich like that Fat Sandwich Co knows that and they play on that This place loves to encourage selfdestructive behavior like binge drinking and eating their sandwiches and if it ever has customers inside it is a group of loudmouthed frat boy stereotypes covered in their own vomit But no matter how intoxicated I am I will never ever make the mistake of eating at this hole ever again The fact that we are all a bunch of alcoholic college students is not an excuse to serve us bad foodnnThe thing about us is that we are also as poor as we are irresponsible which helps to remind you of how bad of a decision it is to go here for a fat sandwich fucking dollars for this shit Then I can complement it with a pack of cigarettes in case I am stupid enough to fall for your upcharge At least charge me what this garbage is worth you sanctimonious assholes