text: The theme of todays Yelp is Know ThyselfnnKnow thyself filibertos Here is what you are not Houstons I do not need an open kitchen and I certainly do not need to wait for thirty minutes to get my burritonnKnow thyself you are not so busy that you need to give out numbers and then call out the orders by their numbers only Hey lady no one wants the receipt We throw it away once you hand it to us We earnestly wish you never gave it to us in the first place So no we do not remember the number We do not understand why you are so annoyed that no one is responding to you when you call out some number I ordered a sausage burrito not a so I do not know why you are yelling out numbers and looking huffynnFurthermore give us some visual cue for example if you ask me if I want it for here or to go and I choose for here I will not think that a burrito in a paper bag is mine no matter what number you are callingnnKnow thyself at every other Filibertos the food is the entertainment We go there to drown in a bliss that can only be made up of buttergreasy butter substitute and delightfulness Not for the TVs And when you have two TVs next to each other you do not need the volume on for both Because this creates at best an Echo Effect This effect makes whoever is talking sound like God in some deus ex machina stage presentation Which is terrifying when it is the voice of Bill Austin on Beth and Bill I can only assume I have kicked one too many innocent dogs I never kick dogs and I am roasting in hell I would now like to trade in the eternity of Beth and Bill for an eternity of sixth degree burns pleasennHere is the quintessential failure of this Filibertos the food is shit The green sauce has the consistency of applesaucea fact which makes me want to puke The burrito was filled with what can only be fake eggs and tons of them Not much in the way of sausage and I am pretty sure it was made of something that used to be someone is pet And the river of cheese on the side had coagulated Worst of all the nefarious garlic monster has once again shat in my mouth and I now see plants wilting in my wakennDont ever go to this place Use your mighty dollar vote and go elsewhere Because all the good that Filibertos has done in this world is under threat by this fucking impostornnnnMy wife read the review and by read I mean listened while I read it to her and she fears I might be giving all Filibertos a bad name No Only this one sucks She says you should go to the one on McQueen and Pecos and she is as usual right