text: Here is an example of how much I love Houstons I could actually tell the difference between head chefs I remember very well the day I learned that Alex Van Uum switched to the ugly sister at th and Camelback I have someone who can vouch for me on thisnnHead chef notwithstanding this is an absolute lock If you want a delicious dinner or lunch there is no question that you will get it at Houstons And I will make the bold claim here they serve the best cheeseburger in the state When the fries are right they are amazingthin yet crispy and deliciously salty on the outside but steamy and soft in the middle Yet it is the cheeseburger that gets my vote every time And this is in spite of the fact that I have had the hawaiian rib eye amazing the chicken sandwich delightful the prime rib sandwich a savory taste sensation and even remember fondly the best pork chops I have ever had at a restaurant back when they served them Butterflied withyesa tab of butter melted across the top of each side Fuck But it are not broke so every time I get the cheeseburger medium no onions and the juices ooze out to form an ohsotempting puddle on my plategenerally the only evidence that something edible even graced the plate in the first place Trust me on thisnnAppetizers The smoked salmon appetizer is fucking ridiculously good And I do not even like salmon Also the chicagostyle spinach dip For dessert if they still serve the warm five nut brownie get itnnSides if they offer the braised cabbage go for it The brussels sprouts are also a delightnnWait get over it Dress relatively nicely because they claim to have a dress codennBottom line one sure way to know if someone is a moron is if they do not like Houstons