text: The first time I went to conspire I got the Thai wrap some funky name drew me to it It was decent but not great The coffee I used to wash it down was strong and I appreciated that However the service took forever minutes to wrap vgetables in a wrap and throw some Thai sauce on it wtf even though I was the only customer in sight nnA previous yelper had the perfect word to describe the look of the place gritty And I mean there is grit everywhere The place is dirty and gross and I hope the health inspector pays a visit soon because I am concerned for peoples healthnnDespite my less than stellar first try at Conspire I gave it a second go because I park next to it everyday to walk to ASU downtown I thought I might as well have a place to grab a convenience lunch on days I am running late hindsight is everything Second time round I got the undead burger Now now I will never go back This time the burger took minutes to make and I was once again the only customer in the place When I finally got it the entire bottom bun was soaked in the oil that was used to cook the burger The burger itself squirted oil up my nose when I bit into it At the same time mayo flew out the other end and plopped onto the ground when I took that fateful bite I threw it in the next dumpster I happened bynnAfter this last experience I will now call the food gross in addition to the actual physical site Never ever again