text: Jubilee Reinvented My favorite show in Vegas has gotten a facelift and I could not wait to see it along with my family who came from Paris France and who has seen the show twice in the past And there went nothing I do not know how to begin this post as I am utterly at a loss for adjectives What has been the classiest showgirl review in the history of Las Vegas has been reinvented to nothing more than a trashy discombobulated nonsensical amalgam of disconnected dance numbers performed by a talented ensemble which seems to be lacking leadership and direction That show was not ready to open last night not by a long shot I have seen this show at least a dozen time as it is THE CLASSIC Las Vegas show to see for anyone visiting me We know reviews we love reviews We love beautiful classy women and we love theatre and dance I have seen this show so many times I can sing a lot of the songs Everyone I know comes to Vegas to see the Showgirls and Elvis The King is Dead the showgirls are in great danger I had to pay over for these tickets as usual and this is what Franck Gaston whoever that is did with this eponymous reinvention of this classic show The specialty acts are now gone okay that is no big loss because as of lately they were not the amazing acts the show used to offer in the s and early s The usual Jubilee numbers are still there with their amazing Bob Mackie Dresses anyone knows Cher for her costumes yes they are that Bob Mackie but every now and then there are numbers coming out of nowhere that have NOTHING to do with a classy showgirl review I am talking justin timberlake number beach boys michael jackson all great artists but what are they doing in the middle of Jubilee But wait there is more In the middle of the show there is a man in the audience who yells over a microphone at the performers on stage That is new in the show I never saw that before and maybe i am missing something The stage was darkwe could not see beautiful women Samson is now a skinny ballet dancer as manly as Richard Simmons Thank God the red fan number was intact That is one fantastic number My favorite number a jazzy Gershwin number however was flat as flat gets How do you perform a jazz number with the energy of Eeyeor I did not recognized any of the usual performers They looked bored flat uninterested just marking it I could have done better The Finale with all its glamorous costumes and feathers was unremarkable only because the lights were not on Did someone forget to pay the bill The show apparently has partnered with the entire Broadway strip because I recognized whole numbers that belong to other shows I am talking choreography music and costumes from Crazy Horse Hair Spray The Wiz The Rockettes Does reinvented mean Plagiarized The opening is a beautiful girl coming down a STRIPPER POLE I am certain all these classically trained dancers are ecstatic at the idea to have been reduced to a low class and vulgar stripper level Seriously This is Vegas we have strippers everywhere and cirque du soleil People want to see class not crass Epic Fail Mr Gaston a French name at that You had better not be French you have no class Whoever hired this man should be canned along with him Bring classy back