text: I am sorryI am so so sorrynnThats the apology I gave to myself after a game of laser tag here I felt I owed the apology to myself because SOMETHING was owed to me to take the place of a good time that I had hoped to have herennTwo things blew it for me And these are not two petty things n The guns and vestsn The arcade machinesnnThe guns suck Downright blow chunks There is a heat sensor on the bottom of the gun that requires you to hold your sweaty hand over it in order to fire I have used guns that you have had to hold with hands and I do not like it Its difficult to snipe people below an elevated opening Just try it you will see what I mean nThat is not my main gripe about the gun though When you shoot you hear nothing There is no red laser beam Just a dot off in the distance Okay okay okay I am being anal But this is just subpar with any of the laser tag places I have been Its not like I am an aficionado on laser tag guns but this one just felt cheap and generic and unfun I am used to guns with your friggin NAME on the back of it telling you when you have tagged someone where you tagged them the name of the person you tagged and what your current rank in the game is Now that is TOP tier laser tag Even bottom tier made some type of zapping noise and gave you an actual beam you could see nThe vests did not even vibrate when you got tagged No sound letting you know you are out You have to look down to see if you are flashing red to even know if you are hit and if your team color is already redthen you are just screwed All you get is a number for identification No cool codenames But I will say thisthe targets on the vest are actually accurate You will not be shooting a shoulder target times to get a hit nnNothing Ps me off more than broken arcade games Stratums has a soso selection Tekken is the highlight Butthe joystick balls have been stolen The Player slot does not work GarbagenThey have a nice selection of racing gamesbut on the nicest one the steering wheels are about to come off of the gamenThere is a neat looking speed bag gamebut the dang thing do not worknAnd yes there is even the basketball game All the balls are flatnTime Crisis but only one side works BlasphemynArea only one side worksnIts as if they only want one person at a time to play the gamesnnWell at least the air hockey worksthough the scoreboard is going to fall on some little kid probably nnOk those are the negatives which brought this place down to stars But there are enough positives here that you normal wellrounded people will probably appreciate enough to come back againnnThe place is clean Even the arcade Well lighted airy and it did not stink like Parmesan cheese nThe service was friendly Although the game administrator or Commander was a bit unmotivatednI did not sample the food nor did I visit the facilities nnThe maze is a strong point Its awesome I can truly say that this is the biggest and most complex maze I have been in There were like a million kids in one game and we all fit in there without running into the same person too many times The bases are a little cheesy but there are sniper points ramps hiding spots dead ends all the good stuff and a lot of it Black lights are in full effectnUnfortunately just when you find a good spot the games over It seemed REALLY short to me I should have timed it so I could give you all a better idea but let us just say that I did not feel I got my moneys worth at allnnThe games cost They have deals if you buy more than one game THere was some kind of deal restriction for Saturdays though but only in the afternoon I did not peep the food pricesnnWell I guess I am just spoiled I lived close to laser tag arenas back in Michigan and both were better than this But maybe this is all we have got here And if sothey need to step it upI am sorry I do not give too many bad reviews but this place stunk up my experiencennGet better guns have some kind of nickname system get better vests and fix the datgummed arcade games They charge enough to keep the facility up so do it yo