text: This review was actually written last year but was not posted until I resent my confirmation email There may be new menu items chef staff products used since then Man I hope sonAs I was sitting down to eat my snack of a frozen microwave dinner that old familiar smell of the cardboard box they come in sent me back to the crab cakes I had here at Garfields I decided to finally open up my Yelp accountnYep this place was so disappointing bad that I had to sharenThis was my BDay brunch I went for the lakeside seating bottomless mimosas Bellinis with my husbandnWe were seated quickly minutes after someone walked up to the hostess booth said HI just a moment then walked away we were then seated by I assume the MGRnWe then sat there for at least minutes before our server even came out We had plenty of time to choose so we ordered including drinksnOur drinks finally arrived with the bread They were good We sat chatted more enjoying the time to ourselves but getting hungry our drinks were done So wanting a cigarette I got up found our server to let him know we ready for our nd round of the same They came right after I came back to sitnFinally our food arrived I had crab cakes Eggs Beni Florentine The crab cakes were atrocious Tiny with the very obvious aftertaste of a frozen cardboard box that had been sitting out to defrost The accompanying sauce may have been made inhouse though My Benedict was nothing to write home about My husband got steak eggs and it too had a weird aftertaste So much so that I am very thankful we did not both get food poisoning It was that weird not rightnOur hour brunch that we planned turned into since the service was so dreadfully slow we decided to stay enjoy the weather the view milk our bottomless mimosas keep them coming nThe quality of the food made me wonder what was going on in the pantryfreezer of the kitchen I guess I watch too much Kitchen NightmaresnI will never go back here have Unliked their Facebook page also posted on FB to my friends to never go therenWaste of money a birthday brunch I should have gone to Eat Downtown