text: This one kind of hurts because in advance I never thought this would only be three stars Bummer First off the place does not suck After seeing this place on Man v Food and Bacon Paradise I think maybe I just got a little too hyped up for it nnI know that part of the schtick is to be over the topwith the portions with the bacon everything over the topI get it But at a certain point it is just kind of wasteful I cannot believe this is me saying that but Hash House took me there nnThe Sage Fried Chicken was delicious I wish it were not just breasts thoughmoist juicy thighs are where its at I know what you are thinking and cut it out The tower of bacon waffles Delicious but why a tower Who is going to eat all these waffles And do not get pissy when we need more syrup nnThe Grilled Meatloaf Hash was pretty good Lots of meatloaf fried potatoes and red and yellow peppers Huge amount of this hash next to a little mound of two scrambled eggs I really like my eggs and I felt bad that they were so outnumbered Three eggs and half as much hash would suit me fine nnThe Bacon Bloody Mary For the love of all that does not suckI wanted to love it I had so been looking forward to it I do not know what the frig is going on in this world but it seems to be a recent trend that everyone feels the need to make their Bloody Mary spicy as all hell Hash House is not just along for that ride they bought the damned airline I AM GOING TO Tabasco should accent the flavors in a Bloody waking the whole thing up leaving behind a slight spicy flavor that pleasantly lingersit should not be a dominant overwhelming aftertaste without the drink being ordered that way Kind of like everything else here it is just too over the top without needing to be so nnService was just fine although I did not quite dig the practice of going ahead and adding percent gratuity under the line large party Since it was just two of us they were either insulting us by calling us large or insulting us because we are cheapskates that used their gift certificate offer on restaurants dot com Either way unappreciated I am in the industry and you have to really suck to not get percent and have that rounded up to the next dollareven more if you do not suck You were great but you are saying percent So percent it is then Oh well