text: Went between am and pm on Saturday to this fest that I looked sooooo forward to all year So let us review this one shall wennThe Food Sucks No need to be any classier in the description than that It sucksbig time nI paid for some spanakopitamy very favorite spinich pie The pie was soggy the spinich was not fresh and it had no taste Went into the garbage Mousaka was bland totally and also went into the garbatenDolmades I ate out of frustration but they were not good at all being some meattype thing for all I know they could have been made of dog food with some lemon saucejust not good but edible I am fat and I came having had nothing to eat all day yet And the baklava That was good so I suspect it is brought in from somewhere elsen the domades into the garbage YumnnThe entertainment Two guys who were really good playing bouzoukis when you get to sit on the aluminum stadium seats in the hot sun so you can fry your ass I guess But they were good players definitely Mmmmmnice and hot seating thodoes nobody think at this churchnNow where was the dancing children and adults that I expected to entertain at this hour that I see at every Greek fest I have been to Oh not there you say Nor were they advertised anywhere I could see But then again this is just one of the busiest days and times of the entire fest so why would they have entertainment at this time I gather this is the normal pattern of thinking of this church going by the slop they serve the unsuspecting to eatnnThe goods to buy All the booths but the Village Market and one tiny jewelry booth had crap that looked like it came from Taiwan I did not know that many Greeks lived in Taiwan I guessnnOK I admit that I am waaaaay oversensitive about these Greek places because I R one but damn folks do they have to go out of their way to overcharge for food that is so bad And try to sell these poor unsuspecting nonGreeks shit goods and try and pawn them off as authentic Greek itemsnnI think I can safely say I was mortified about the quality of this festivalnI will not ever be backnnBut if Saint Haralambros has a festival like they did last year with such excellent and superior food and such beautiful artistry in the jewelry as they did in I will be thereand trust me I am no member of any church so do not think I am some kind of ringer herennI just believe in calling it like it is and not sugarcoating what I see is crap and not calling it crap And I say crap on this festival totally nnYou Holy Trinity are an embarrassment to the Greek Fests in Americaor if nothing else you are an embarrassment to some of us in the Greek community for your lousy food and ridiculously high prices for bad quality food no entertainment at noon and cheaply made trinkets you were trying to sellnn stars Good music despite no dancers and they did have it organized well and areas divided off decentlynnnnnnLater the next week I had to add this because I am so astounded at all the nonGreeks who write reviews here about how wonderful the food is at this fest Ok so I am at a GreekMid Eastern eatery in Phoenix Friday eating and start talking to one of the owners who is also Greek about the horrible food at this fest She says she is a total souvlaki lover and the food at this fest was bad last year My gosh You mean to tell me that the food is crap EVERY year here and you Yelpers STILL rave about this shit What is wrong with you guys