text: I was in town on vacation and so I was determined to have fun despite the horrible conditions of this park and the absurd lack of care that the employees showed n Bought two ride passes and went out to mini golf No one was at the stand to give out supplies but clubs were laying out on the counter so we just grabbed them Basically we got free mini golf cuz no one bothered to show up We went to play the Castle course By hole we were tired of clearing the courses of debris and running from hornets My niece suggested we blow this popsicle stand cuz she wanted to ride the purple dinos so we went back in to purchase another ride ticket n We told the lady we were purchasing the ticket so my niece who is too small to ride the other rides could get on the purple dinos She sold us a ticket We went outside There was no one there We finally noticed there was a guy sitting on a bench smoking a cigarette and actively ignoring us We asked if he operated the rides he seemed to speak little English He said he did We asked if he could turn on the dinos He said None of these rides have worked since last year Only the planes work We finally convinced her to get on the places instead only to find that the planes barely worked My mother went back in to complain about them selling tickets to broken rides They did not bother even explaining and gave our money back n We went to the bumper boats Only four out of twelve of them even worked The pool water they were in was filthy I felt like I needed a scalding hot water bath after ten minutes of being shot in the face with it n Went to the gocarts The guy there makes this ride work He is friendly helpful attentive and nice However this facility is also in disrepair My nephew and I got in our own carts He noticed my engine was not going My car had died and would not restart He got me into another cart I felt like this ride was a bonus for the money we got a nice long time to cruise in our carts we had SO much fun n After the karts we were done with all but one of our rides My niece was too small to go on the karts by herself and the rules said I needed two tickets to ride a two person kart But I asked the guy and he agreed to let me bring my niece as a ride along This was so much fun She had a blast She kept calling him Mr nice guy which cracked me up Afterwards when we got out she asked if we could go up to him cuz she wanted to thank Mr Nice Guy He is the only reason for any stars