text: Short versionn stars for having free vodka drinks until n negative stars for everything else in this placen stars in case you are wondering about the math nnLong versionnOh wait there is no long version I have nothing else to say The place is tiny and the music sucks The crowd is typical Scottsdaledouche where everyone is way overdressed than they need to for such a holeinthewall exclusive club The music is meh pop mixes top shit and the drinks including the free ones are super watered down and use cheap ass grade licornnIf you already cakedon the makeup pushup bra gel giant earings and pumps maybe you should attempt to walk elsewhere i am just sayin