text: Was so excited to get an offer for Barry Manilow tickets and free rooms Do not laughI love Barry Manilow Got right on the telephone and tried to book it Alas I was told Manilow was completely sold out I was crushed Thank heavens I had not made my flight reservations yetnnIf you do not have any room do not send out the offers I do not need your junk in my hand It creates a negative impression Besides the last time I was in Vegas your hotel looked really worn and shabby compared to the CosmopolitiannnI Cannot Smile Without my Manilow fix Maybe a Weekend in New England would help get over it If I thought I could Make it Through the Night that is Or a trip to the Copacabana Oh Mandyglad you are leaving Paris Do not let the door hit you in a on your way out