text: This place has been a favorite of mine since I started going to bars Definitely a dive Not exceptionally clean but I also would not say it is the dirtiest place I have ever been either When I leave in the wee hours of morning I do not feel as though I may have contracted some terrible disease or that I need to bathe in Purell when I get home In the summer time you can expect it to be a little moist inside though they do have a few fans moving the air around pretty well If you cannot handle the moist wind whipping through your hair and up your skirt better head over to a nice airconditioned Scottsdale bar nnThey hit the nail on the head with the decor It does not feel halfdone or like it was an afterthought Depending on what time you arrive on a Friday or Saturday night you may not find a seat unless you can steal one away with a little eyelash batting I usually come here on Saturday nights because they have an awesome DJ from pm to am which gives me a great opportunity to dance to music I do not get to hear as often as I would like On that note I would like to say that if you are a reasonably attractive young lady and you are dancing you can expect to be approached by at least one guy that thinks he is got game and great moves I can name several different times I have turned around to find a strange guy dancing right behind me like he belonged there with a goofy grin on his face Cannot fault them for trying I guessnnBe prepared to meet some interesting people One time when I was here with an old boyfriend we met a gentleman named Mark probably about my parents age who instantly decided to make our twosome a threesome not like that you pervert He spent the evening playing pool with my ex he had some difficulty remembering whether he was stripes or solids but we kept him straight repeatedly telling me that I looked like a character from Monk and trying to drink said exs pitcher of beer The purpose of telling you about Mark is not to scare you off but to illustrate that this place is full of characters In addition to your average Joes and the obligatory barflies you will definitely see punks hipsters metalheads greasers and probably people from any other subculture you can think of not to mention oldtimers that have been coming here for decades sorry if I left anyone out forgive me If your comfort zone is full of people that pop the collar on their polo shirt and end every sentence with the word bro you should probably go somewhere else While these types sometimes show up here I have noticed they usually dip out after an hour or sonnThe worst part of this place for me is the ladies room Not because it is dirty which it generally kind of is but because the toilet door does not lock and you have to rely on either the gals waiting to let people know that it is in use or potential drunks recalling the common sense notion of knocking before entering That said I have not been walked in on yet and I cannot let this detract from my ratingnnThe drinks are cheap and wellmade not watery I am not really a beer person most of the time but they have plenty here I would drink I usually do mixed drinks and leave feeling pretty good without spending more than bucks including tips Between both of us we can do well on bucks depending on what we are drinking Every time I have been here the bartender is the same older lady I do not know if she works here every night or just on the weekends but she is amazing She may look a little grumpy but do not be fooled she is really a dollnnI highly recommend this place and hope to continue to frequent it for years to come I love you Bikini Lounge