text: HIM Sound was terrible The band actually sounded better when heard from the lobby How do I know this I had to spend the second half of HIMs set in the lobby because I was banned from the actual performance space when I punched some kid who had knocked my mother over while moshingby himself Yes I go to concerts with my mother She just has this thing for Scandinavian guys She just loves boys in makeup That probably explains why she was so enamored with my younger brother Until I decided I wanted to be a girl Now we are best buds and my brother hates me I have family issuesnnCKY Security got me good on this one I was like I will get by with no problem I will leave my wallet chain in my car Then I get there and they are all like all that loose change in your pocket It is got to go Um got to go where Certainly not the trash That would be ridiculous throwing money away OhI get ityou mean it is got to go in YOUR POCKET Well normally you would not you know EXTORT money from a patron but it is either that or risk me hitting a guy in the face with three dollars worth of quarters and dimes right Well okay if you say so If it is really for safety purposesHEY I DID NOT JUST SEE YOU BUYING A FUCKING SODA WITH MY FUCKING QUARTERSnnMindless Self IndulgenceKill Hannah What do you mean dollars a ticket What Kill Hannahs not the headliner We were told it was a Kill Hannah show not a who are these jabronis Mindless Self Indulgence Oh shit I said that out loud huh Everyone is looking at me funny Are they famous Fuck I will just buy the ticket anyway We will just pretend I am being facetious nnMe Ashamed as I am to admit it deep down I dream of playing at the Marquee so I can know that people loved me enough to put up with these shenanigans to see me make an ass out of myself on stage There is always hoping