text: It looks nice and shiny on the outside but like most medieval latrines it is all shit on the inside Yeah the casino floor is not too bad and if you bet enough on the bar machines you get free drinks These two factors alone do not merit a second star Unfortunately my girlfriend and I made the mistake of actually getting a room herennIf you want to only read my review of our room and stay please skip to the section entitled Our Second MistakennThe only reason we gave The Excalibur a chance was due to those delightful employees in blazers standing at every entrance We were stopped by one on our way out after getting massages at the spa on Super Bowl Sunday Are you guys coming back to Vegas in the next months Yes How about a dealnnSure deals are great Basically for a deposit we would get a room for nights and worth of show tickets We joked at the idea of staying in a knight themed room and signed up We were told that we would only be out our deposit if we did not book within a year nnWe made our reservations and we told to use the rotunda entrance in the rear which I would describe as the asshole of the castle We walked up to the desk gave our information and the woman gave her spiel mentioning The tour twice We both did a double take and asked our new desk friend to clarify Apparently we had singed up for a hour tour of The Excaliburs timeshare which we heard from a few sources throughout the weekend that it was more like hoursnnWe backpedaled and told her nicely that we did not sign up for a timeshare presentation She had claimed that when we originally singed up we initialed next to the tour agreement First off I read everything I sign and second I would never sign up for a timeshare presentation I have made that mistake once and I will never do it again When I asked them to produce the document they could not and gave some bullshit reason regarding accountingnnWe decided to skip the tour and eat the deposit which they said would be our penalty We found a cheap deal through expedia and decided to give the Knight Themed room a trynnOur Second MistakennOnce we got to the front desk to claim our room we saw that there was an upgrade for a night for a hot tub in the room I rarely turn down a hot tub and we were looking for a relaxing vacation so we splurgednnThe room was dull and the only knight themed decor were the plastic sconces on the wall and the shield crest on the headboardoh and the pictures of crowns in the bathroom which will now refer to as the ice skating rink The walls were bland and the tub sat in the round tower you see on the corners of the exteriornnWe ALWAYS pull the dry clean only comforter off the bed first thing Anyone who thinks they clean those is just fooling themselves We then noticed the holes in the bed sheets and it then sank in that we had made a mistakennDont expect anything from a room upgrade in the ice skating rink The shower reminded me of my Grandmas when I was a kid before they remodeled If you get any water on the floor and you will because the non tub showers leak you WILL be in for slip or two and if you take anything from this review just be careful after you shower Oh and ALL towels smelled of mildew It was disgusting and unacceptablennThe internet in the room consisted of an ethernet cable that barely reached the bed It had a broken prong and had to be held at an angle to keep the connection which made it difficult to order theater tickets because it took three or four tries to progress to the next pagennWhen I called the spapool desk to ask if they had wifi by the pool the lady just laughed at me Even their employees think this place is a joke and that says a lot They ended up charging us for the two rooms we did not get with the timeshare scheme and for the upgrade In total was spent for two nights there We would have happily spent that at a nicer hotel and been perfectly content and we suggest you do as well nnAccepts Credit Cards Absolutely but I do not recommend you letting them get a hold of it