text: This was pretty damn close to the most disgusting meal I have ever been servednnI made the mistake of coming here for brunch on a saturday morning with the wifey while being walletraped by Dannys Car Wash for an oil change see review It was open and across the street and I would heard about it so I figured what the hell Big mistake this meal did not help my mood nnThe build your own omelette and bloody mary seemed great on papernnI did not even care that I had a waitressintraining that had absolutely no clue what was going on After all I had time to kill I guess taking a piece of paper from a diner to the cook and bartender is difficult labor requiring highly skilled and specialized employeesnnBut wait The bartender does not know how to make a mimosa A retarded monkey could make a mimosa In between flinging feces on the walls and picking fleas out of its hair That at least would have been entertainingnnSo I am going over my omelette choices No green bell peppers For real A mexican joint with no green bell peppers I actually wrote it in hoping that this was an egregious oversight by the menumaking committee and they did actually have them I finished selecting my omelette fixins including chorizo nnI received a plate with a pound of dog food and jalapeno peppers wrapped in an egg I am positive not one morsel of this mystery meat was USDA approved for human consumption let alone a massive pile of it And I am positive jalapenos are not bell peppersnnYou know what In retrospect this was the most disgusting meal I have ever been served nnDont come here for food