text: Wow My soul hurts I miss the Paradise nnFrom the halfhearted attempt at beautifying prepackaged food to the complete abandonment of functionality this place is a step below the corner QuikTrip No ice No clean tables No available highchairs Table service from a Walker straight out of your favorite postapocalyptic cable dramannThe macaroni is madetoorder out of an envelope The salad materials look like they were prepared by a tool from the As Seen On TV store The chicken when it was fresh was part of a juggling act it seems And all of this is served at your table by a girl who can only be described as walking through life as though she were in lockedin syndrome mobile but trapped in her own living hellnnWhat about the layout you ask Well I will tell you If you want to walk in the most logical door you end up sidestepping around peoples table in the tiny dining room Then you arrive at the counter where queuing theory is more like chaos theory Once you place your order you go sit down Then you get back up and push your way into a little corner right next to where the food is served Maybe you get to the fountains maybe not Then you push your way back out of the throng and shuffle around more cramped tables until you sit at one of the clean tables and crunch white salad tasteless cold cuts and bland breadnnDid you ever make it out to Paradise Over by Grimaldis and the excellent greek place Cyprus Grill Yeah well that was pretty good food and a nice relaxed and comfortable atmosphere This place however makes me want to spit bile It would taste better than what they are serving