text: What compels a girl to review a parking structure Because it needs to happen that is whynnOk there are actually different parking structures By McCormick Schmits Vertically up and immediately behind the escalator to the movie theater I think of this as the Main structure and Substreet parking accessible in the back between the entrances to the two other Each of these connect differently have different ways of getting in and out But if your friend has had a few and you want to drive himher home the only way to know which one they are in is by the color of the tag which only the folks who work there can tell which one is which nnAnd then there are the goofy level names Personally I think they are kind of fun and easy to remember because they are so wacky BUT you cannot just remember you are in the orange level because there is an orange level on both vertical parking structures You need to specifically remember that you are in Gila Monster or Javalina or Quail or whatever other appropriate desert animal is being representednnOn the first level of the main parking structure they have so many compact spots but I had a compact car for some time and could barely squeeze into one Those suckers are tight Of course all it takes is one person parking poorly and the whole dang thing is thrown off And I have seen far too many cars who give up on the whole thing and just double park there I would sympathize if I had not been there before but since I know that if you are just willing to go up a level the parking spaces suddenly get bigger I have no sympathy So that is my personal tip Unless the place is empty and you have a small car plan to go right up to the second level nnThe last and most important thing to know when parking there is that the way you get back to your car may look like the way that you left from your car if you took the stairs Because of this if you are easily lost I say TOTALLY stick to the elevators All you have to remember is one button and it will take you back to where you were While yes the same set of stairs that go up can also go down they have two different sets facing opposite ways Here is how that works From nd level you take the stairs down starting where the elevator is in the center The base of that staircase is at a wall where you have to circle around to get back to the shops Several hours later when you head back you will notice that there is a staircase facing you that takes you up to the nd floor But now you are not where the elevator is there is a door you have to open and you are at a different angle At which point some folks will say But it did not look like this and think they have the wrong level and go back down confused nnHeres the thing sober this is not ever much of a problem But unless you just came for a movie and some popcorn let us be honest Many of the spots here serve drinks And many folks take part This is not a good parking garage for folks who have had a few Though I suppose it could be like some sort of challenge If you cannot find your car you should not be driving home Some of my friends had not had a drink at all when they lost their car Not sure what the parking gods were trying on imply on that one One nice thing if your friend does get lost or just does not want to walk to their car alone they will let you drive into one of the other parking structure for free as long as you are out of there in minutes or less Not to shabby