text: the definition of douchebag bar nnyour door people suck um do you honestly think you are The Standard or some shit nnyou work in a shithole place for shithole people you probably make hour and are happy with that but i am very glad that this stupid job gives you so much confidence to act like a giant turd you win except you are really really a big giant loser who stands outside and makes sure peoples faces match their faces congrats this must be the pinnacle of your life sadnnthe interior is so empty it truly feels like an airplane hangar except the vibes in there are so douchey i would rather land anywhere else and take my chances thanksnnjust because you want an air of cool chic urban nightlife does not mean you can will it into reality i love how people say this place gets PACKED please go to bars in real urban cities and when you come back please tell me how packed this place is or you know down the street somewhere anywhere more lively and welcomingnni WISH this place was packed then maybe i would not be able to see all these painfully awful attentionhungry selfproclaimed hipster wannabees constantly looking around and adjusting their sideparts in the hopes that some other douchebag proudtocallthemselvesahipster dickface will notice them please kill mennalso IF IT WAS PACKED there would be some justification in waiting minutes to order a BEER there are FIVE bartenders behind the counter your establishment is empty probably because the shitty bouncers ruined any chance of your bar gaining business and then your shitty bartenders ruined any good experience that could potentially occur in this place because all the drinks are watered down and they roll their eyes at you for asking them to make you a drink IS NOT THAT YOUR JOB is not that why you are wearing that stupid fucking outfit i guess you do not want my tip after all thanks i will keep it for myself and wipe my ass with it insteadnnjust go down the street to literally anywhere else it will probably be more packed than this dumb place because people actually ENJOY their time at other venues IF YOU ARE CHARGING ME FOR A BEER CAN YOU AT LEAST PUT SOME HUSTLE INTO IT i would happily pay for a beer on the strip at least i can see the servers give a shit about their clientele repeat business and reputationnncome here if you want to waste your money time youth and look at a lot of empty dead space around you if you do see anyone inside this establishment they are probably dressed like they are trying too hard and will act like it at any chance they get because gaining access to a shitty bar on fremont east automatically makes you cool and thus you must be an authority on what cool isnnprotip check yourself in the mirror if you are here you are probably trying too hard too and should just leave save yourself the shame of getting caught and avoid this place at all costs much cooler cheaper better bars lie ahead in your future