text: If this place only served the Yardarita a ginormous yard tall test tube of Margarita with a spout at the bottom then I would give it stars If they only served food I would give them stars So I averaged it outnnIf you are going to call one of your dishes Cheeseburger in Paradise then it better be the best damn cheeseburger on the planet and frankly it is just ok nnMy sister ordered a pasta with chicken in alfredo sauce I am sure they took frozen dinners out of the freezer zapped them and put them in a dishnnIf a drunk guy does not think the food is fantastic then there is a problemnnThis is a tourist trap plain and simple It is only saving grace is the monster margarita that could serve a small country or Maryland We did not even finish it we were already quite saucy I had to hand the drink off to the table next to us as I stumbled out the door