text: This is one of those places you desperately want to love the decor is amazing some strange psychedelic mixture of saloon meets slightlycheesy italian the waitstaff are a bunch of sweethearts mostly old ladiesand it is been here for something like years pumping out pizzas and pasta and texas toaergarlic bread nnBut you cannot really because its pretty pricey and the food is bad The combination kills it for you Your pizza comes out at a whopping for a smallish two topping and the crust is Elios or something a poured batterlike pie she will texture crust The sauce is hardly there and the cheese is so plasticized it stretches for feet Your greek salad is and is half a head of iceburg with oddlyflavored diced beets a small sprinkling of feta two tomato quarters and two small olives nnIve given it two tries maybe the third will be different but I get the feeling the recipes and style of cooking happening here have not changed in years and are unlikely to in the near future