text: We went yesterday and were not impressed I had not seen HSPs review but would pretty much agree I am actually a bit upset that I cannot give the place zero stars because when someone walks away from breakfast hungry because the food was inedible I do not think the place deserves even one starnnI do not think that anybody mentioned this yet but this is NOT a full service restaurant One walks in stands in line and orders at a counter The menu is painted on the wall behind the soda machine This is not necessarily a deal killer but based on the previous Yelp reviews I had expected a sit down and be served kind of place What can I say I am lazy on weekend morningsnnI ordered the pancake breakfast pancakes two eggs and choice of applewood bacon sausage ham or turkey I got mine with bacon and oatmeal pancakes for and my companion ordered the egg white omelet egg white filled with roasted turkey topped with tomatoavocado salsa w grain toast and rosemary potatoes Croque Madame ham tomato and melted gruyere on sour dough w sunny side egg side of rosemary potato there is mustard on it too and it was is a favorite breakfast treat of my companion so we decided to order one and share it We also asked for coffee and waternnWe were handed ceramic mugs for the coffee but styrofoam cups for the water The coffee was in urns on a side table near the register with a selfserve soda machine The only source of water was the water button on the soda machine The coffee was ok nothing particularly bad or good of note The water from the machine smelled like dead fish and was undrinkablennBreakfast arrived on ceramic plates but guests must retrieve their own plastic utensils and napkins from the counter This I do not really understand If they are going to have to wash the plates and coffee mugs anyway why not give me real silverware and a water glassnnEverything was lukewarm at best when it arrived I went straight for the eggs while they were at least a bit warm as I am not a fan of cold eggs I had ordered them over easy and they were either overcooked or had continued to cook on the plate while it was obviously waiting to be delivered I also had my half of the Croque Madam which probably could have been tasty had it not been delivered cold The pancakes were a bit chewy and rubbery but edible The applewood bacon was indistinguishable from bottom shelf cheap grocery store bacon thin sliced soggy greasy and coldnnThe biggest disappointment was my companions egg white omelet It was egg whites folded around sliced turkey sandwich meat It was slightly undercooked so the interior was turkey covered in uncooked egg white The tomatoavocado salsa consisted of cherry tomatoes sliced in half and about cubes of avacado dropped on top of the omelet there was nothing salsa about it My companion took one bite of the omelet grimaced shivered and did not touch it again nnThe omelet and croque madame were served with fried potatoes which were almost completely without color from cooking Some were cooked through and some were raw potato in the middle I cannot confirm it but the lack of color and inconsistent doneness made me suspect that a microwave was involvednnThe best that my companion could say was The toast is not bad which is good because that is all she atennNothing about my experience at Kafe would give me even the slightest inclination to return The breakfast at the Ikea down the street is far superior in quality and value