text: Dear Gordon RamsaynnYour restaurant We need to talk about it nnFirstly the waiter acted like he found us under a rock The draft cider I had was flat But I suppose food is your fortue so let us move on to thatnnDont con me I am from Western Pennsylvania Franks Red Hot with minced garlic does not yield wing sauce Butter would have helped Grade DnnPrime rib does not need to be rolled in road salt prior to cooking I have had better leftovers from things I cooked blackout drunk at AM in college Grade DnnYour mashed potatoes are a culinary abomination They smelled like my high school gym locker at the end of the semester I took one bite and wanted no more Again apparently sodium is your secret ingredient Grade FnnThe cooked carrots were acceptable Grade CnnPlease if you need a kitchen to throw pots and pans around in and act like a fussy little lady look no further than your own chain