text: Harlows gives me diarrhea Every time Every single time You know what though I do not care because Harlows cuts my hangover directly in half and I feel twice as good when I leave If I get me some diarrhea that is okay It is a price I am willing to paynnTheir food is diner food I mean what you get is going to be a little on the greasy side and you will taste it in your burps for a few hours Some of their food might because some slight indigestion I however kind of enjoy heavy ass diner food that settles right to the bottom of my gut nnWhen you order a water and a coffee they will be filled constantly I mean constantly At most places you drink maybe altogether two cups of coffee throughout the course of your meal At Harlows if you really wanted to you could burn through like ten cups of joennIve been to this place with some gnarly hangovers I cannot even begin to explain One time I went here so hung over that it felt like I coming down off of a crazy psilocybin trip Harlows makes me feel better A LOT better The ambience is a little douchey and kind of conservativeRepublican and they make the waitresses wear those embarrassingly small shorts and I get diarrhea whenever I go here fuck it I still like it