text: I recently viewed the Cicis commercial on TV advertising their allyoucan eat pizza special for all the soup salad pizza and dessert I wanted I had to check it out I purposely skipped breakfast and showed up on a Sunday around pm After waiting about minutes in line to pay I paid about for the buffet with a togo cup for soda The family of in front of me paid less than for all of them What a deal nnFirst stop the big premade salad bowls The ranch salad consisted of lettuce bacon bits and ranch dressing and the latter was lettuce red onions black olives and grape tomatoes with Italian dressing Lots of lettuce and dressing with a little bit of the rest nnNext was the chicken noodle soup which I passed on Next to it was a big troth of pasta sauce with a couple corkscrew pasta noodles in it I took a bowl of the bland flavorless sauce with some bread sticks On to the pizza nnI took the baby plate and started to load up on the minuscule slices of pizza Macaroni and cheese pizza BBQ chicken pizza buffalo chicken pizza pepperoni there was a good selection to choose from After swerving my way through about kids and screaming parents I finally got a soda and attempted to locate a table I guess everyone in Phoenix saw the same commercial because they were all there I found a table near the exit and started to sample the goods The macaroni and cheese pizza was disgusting The corkscrew pasta I left for someone else was on top of a cold crust with some old cold cheese sauce Next the BBQ pork pizza Surprisingly this was the best of the bunch The sauce was sweet and tangy and there was actually a good amount of cheese The bread sticks were also great along with the alfredo pizza The buffalo chicken pizza was also nothing to write home abouta piece of bread with buffalo wing sauce on top and tiny chicken cubes Yuck nnAll of a sudden I heard some singingsomething about yippee yipee Mexican pizza or something like that I excitedly ran up surrounded by a bunch of rug rats to grab a a piece with some other cardboard samples Returning to my table less than a minute later everything was gone My pizza my plates my togo cup I paid extra for even my Sunday paper I looked behind me to see a girl with the dirty dish bin on wheels patrolling around clearing off tables in the madness of people She looked at me like a deer in headlights and ran I laughed got another cup for my soda and continued to grub nnThe Mexican pizzabread with sauce lettuce and shreds yes cold not even melted small individual straight from the bag of cheddar cheese Great I now have the recipe on how to make Mexican food at home Want some Mexican ice cream or Mexican egss Just throw just shredded lettuce on top and voila The only thing Mexican about the pizza was the name of it and the nationality of the lady who put it on the hot plate The rest of the other pizza was the same little cheese sparse toppings little sauce coldoff to dessertnnI stood up and saw the bus lady lurking she was everywhere I turned I told her I am not done yet I am still eating and went back to the buffet line I decided to try the dessert so I got a plate of cinnamon buns and brownies I headed back to my table just as the bus woman started to clear my table As soon as she noticed me her eyes got big again and poof She was gone The dessert was an excellent surprise The buns had delicious icing were gooey and warm The brownies were also warm chocolaty and melt in your mouth nnAll in all Cicis was like a bad acid trip Every time the door opened either by a person or the wind the crew enthusiastically screamed Welcome to Cicis or Thanks for coming in See you next time By the hundredth time hearing that over the first minutes and listening to the screaming kids and parents who could care less if their kids were rude loud and obnoxious I was ready to claw my ears off On a good note the staff aimed to please I saw an elderly couple come in go to the counter and ask for a spinach pizza minutes later they had a whole spinach pizza delivered to their table all for themselves at no extra charge For that the dessert the barbecue pizza and the bread sticks I give Cicis stars Also where else can you feed a family of seven an allyoucan eat meal with free balloons as toys for less than nnWill I go to Cicis again If I lose my job and life savings become homeless do not eat for a week and find on the side of the road I would possibly consider spending my day at Cicis Or if I have a burning desire to eat all the BBQ pizza cinnamon buns and brownies in an attempt to gain a ton of weight However I do not forCici that happening anytime in the near future