text: I would give this place no stars if I could This will go down as one of the worst diningbar experiences I have ever had I like Sammy Hagar I like patios and I like tequila but there is nothing to like about this place Okay maybe the patio for the simple fact that the people watching is great and it is a great location on the strip nnI love food and I am not ashamed of the fact that I like to get my grub on So for me to leave a restaurant and NOT EAT MY FOOD really says something That is exactly what happened at this establishmentnnA server took our drink order Ten minutes later we got our water and beer Then over minutes went by before he came back for our food order No exaggeration All of this could have been overlooked had the server been nice he was not andor the food been good it was not It took an hour for us to get our order of nachos and fish tacos I ordered nachos because I thought how do you screw up nachos Well Cabo Wabo has found a way The nachos consisted of about individual tortilla chips and each chip had this meat cheese crustiness The overall effect was dog food My nachos looked like dog food They had a really weird taste too And the fish tacos looked better but tasted equally bad We literally got our check and left without eating our food And left a tip due to the bad service even though it killed me to do itnnI enjoy a good tourist spot They are overpriced and a little cheesy but sometimes I dig it If you want a good tourist trap visit Margaritaville I have never had bad food or bad service there and that place is incredibly busy Oh Sammy Why