text: Yup This museum was built for mennSeeing as I have somehow harnessed the reputation of being the guy who talks about porn a lot once I saw this on Groupon there was not a second thought about purchasing admission for me and my girlfriend Not sure if the deal is still on but it was only for both of usnnUpon entering there are a couple of cardboard cut outs of the women who have so very often graced my Macbook Pro screen and of course photos galore were taken The worker was very nice to us and told us the ruleslayout of the place Nervous and giddy we entered cautiouslynnThe first floor is just a large space paradoxically organized yet disorganized due to its open structure There were definitely exhibits but it was all just kind of strewn about so it was a little hard to follow No pun intended My favorite parts were the deflowering devices from ancient cultures which were essentially dildos made out of jagged wood that looked extremely painful I wish I would have lived back then because I would have volunteered to be the deflowering device if they needed onennNext up was the chair a contraption for SM that looked like it was straight out of the Saw movie franchise Dear God I would not wish that thing even on my worst enemynnI also learned that Mike Tyson raped a girl Who would have thoughtnnThe celebrity sex tape portion was fascinating because it made me realize how many people who are so far removed from the idea of being a celebrity will do whatever it takes to make a buck I hope that one day I can make it on this listnnIf I am not mistaken the Star Wars exhibit was up because it won a bunch of awards at the AVN awards the Oscars of Porn Either way I am not sure if I felt more uncomfortable casually sitting and watching porn or staring at a distance and watching other couples who were forty years older than me watch porn casuallynnUpstairs was MUCH more enjoyable because it had more artistic aspects and also the history of the peep show And there was porn playing everywhere from the s when missionary was still shocking to the new age stuff where seven black dudes are banging one white girl The times they area changinnnI also got to see some molds of porn star dicks Never in my life have I felt so emasculated I tried to tell my girlfriend No no those are fake I swear YikesnnI could sit here and write for hours and I feel like I already have So the best thing for you to do now is if you have that sexual desire within you and still want to seem cultured go here for an unforgettable awkward fun exciting and most likely blueballsinducing time