text: i nicknamed this resort the Shits Carltonnn i decided to drive lastminute to Vegas on saturday night on Memorial Day weekendso as you might expect there wernt a great deal of rooms available so we decided to stay at Circus Circus Jesus Christ nn when we got there they had given away our roomso they upgraded us for freewhen we got to our room and discovered it was exactly what you would expect from a motel basic meat and potatoes room we shuttered to think that it was an upgradeWHAT KIND OF GHETTOASS ROOM WERE YOU PLANNING ON PUTTING ME INnn The Pool Urine Water miscellaneous i am serious it had a green tint and was full of children who i witnessed drink juice boxes a piece and NEVER take a bathroom break do the math when i go to Vegas one of my FAVORITE things to do is hang at the pool all daynot here no way i was not dipping my fucking toe in that waternn CLOWNS THE PLACE IS FUCKING CIRCUS THEMED COME ONnn The worst part about staying somewhere EVERYONE can afford is not the qualityit is the fact that EVERYONE can afford it SO THEY WILL BE THERE Just to go from one end of the casino to the other i would have to wade through LITTER ALLY minutes of white trash and yearold Asian ladies who are always confused etc if that was not PC forgive me but i just got back This place is OVERCROWDED with people that do not wear deodorant sleeves or shoesnn The floor is sticky so are the wallsDO NOT TOUCH ANYTHINGnn It would be fine if it was geared for lowincome grownups but its notits geared for FAMILIES THE PLACE IS A FUCKING CHUCKECHEESE So the gift shops are not full of cool shit like at most casinos like crystal statues shot glasses etc its full of stuffed animals and toysthe kind of shit you see at swap meetnnn our maid keyed into the room without asking and WITHOUT A WORD began searching the room for her cell phone now i want you to imagine that you are standing there talking to your friend in your hotel room in the middle of the day SUDDENLY the lock clicks the door opens and a small mexican lady just starts combing your belongings without even looking at you you try and say excuse me can i help you and her reply while lifting up your luggage and looking under it is cell phone seriouslynnif its between this place and not going to VegasDo not go