text: This place is fucking awful nnI have not been here in about years or so and I could not remember why well I went today and it all came back to me vividly I told my server it was my first time in years and she immediately said nothing has changed Boy was she rightnnThe food is a gloppy greasy gut grenade to begin with The presentation is straight out of the s huge portions of slop overcooked and swimming in an even more overcooked sea of diarrhea with some wilted iceberg lettuce plopped on top looking sad It is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen referred to as food nnAll the food here is precooked meaning it is just sitting there over heat waiting for you to order it I know this because you cannot order anything special like no onions in your shredded beef The chicken was dry and clearly had been sitting on heat for several hours It was completely vile nnWe had also ordered a cheese crisp with ground beef that was the description It said nothing about veggies on it but there they were some pathetic overcooked hunks of unidentifiable veg trapped in the tar pit of cheap rubbery cheese and grey meatesque vomit It was sickening nnThe decor of this place is a leftover relic clearly designed over years ago by someone who was heavily into psychotropic drugs and Disneyland That went along with the food which looked like it belonged in a museum as my girlfriend suggested The lighting in the room they stuck us in was not helping it cast a blue hue from the skylights onto everything on the table making the food look even less appetizing Aside from that though it is kind of kitschy in both a fun way and a pathetic way nnI basically refused to eat anything from the menu though I tasted some of my girlfriends dish and the cheese crisp and stuck to chips and salsa The chips are the freshest thing sold here and are not bad The salsa is not so bad either We split a margarita just to sample it and decided it was not bad but you could tell they put cheap tequila in it beware of subsequent headaches nnIts a shame the food is so shitty because this place is in a great location I can only recommend it for grabbing drinks with that hot GILF you found at the Yarn Barn before you take her back to her retirement community to bang