text: High praises for the attentive service and friendly staff but that is about itnnThe experience began with cocktails a fruit martini tasting almost clinical due its unbalanced high vodka low fruit ratio and a Manhattan ordered with only one or two rocks served up in a full glass of ice Two for two thus farnnThe lobster salad Valentines Day menu a mountainous pile of frisee with a few small chunks of lobster buried deep within made for a nice game of hide and seek as I watched my date feverishly pick through the lettuce in search of what little lobster was embedded withinnnThe cedar planked salmon entree was another huge disappointment nA good cedar planked salmon should have the aroma smoke coloring and caramelization of well cedar planked salmon nThis was anything but nThis salmon while cooked properly was tasteless other than its normal salmon flavornNow plop it onto a flat nonfluffy pile wet soggy serving of cous cous and you have really got a plateful of disappointmentnnWe also ordered the duck which was delivered roasted and rare nSo rare it was like cutting raw chicken due to it being so flubbery But again as I mentioned the staff was extremely helpful in bringing out a new plate of duck this instead of the kitchen simply heating up the unwanted servingnnAfter this level of disappointment desserts were out of the question but interestingly enough our server never even offered us to see a dessert menu nHow weird is thatnIt was like he had ESPnnThroughout dinner a woman we surmised a floor manager paced the dining area as if overseeing the staff Too bad she did not stop by to inquire how our meal was or if everything was alright Another disappointmentnnIronically if you read other Yelp reviews of Tanzy nearly all of them feature a management response either praising Yelpers for their high marks or apologizing for their less than stellar experience nTanzy please there is no need to respondnnI do not want an apology or some lame reason why things were not the way they should have been I am afraid that would be much too little too latenThe time for that was while we were still captive within your domainnnWhat you should do instead isnGordon Ramsey your Executive ChefnMake the mixologist sample his her creations until they bleed vodka out of their eyesnAnd finally have the person frantically pacing the aisles put a smile on her face and actually interface with the patrons asking about their experience seemingly pretending to give a poo