text: Due to my downtown Tempe location I have been getting flyers from Guss taped onto my door for years A couple nights ago I had a wicked hunger smack me in the face around am so I decided to give Guss pizza a shotnnGuss flyers all scream about online ordering so I wandered to their site and thought I would give that a try I noticed right away that next to their delivery charge was a cent service fee Being a poor college student I decided to skip the fees and just call in for takeaway nnI call speak to some almostunintelligible knucklehead and order my pepperoni sausage and garlic using one of the many coupons that have collected on my desk Knucklehead says twenty minutes and I thank him chuckle at amusing youtube videos for ten minutes and then make the five minute drive to guarantee that my pizza will be fresh from the ovennnI hit up Delhi Palace a couple times a month so I know the location but I had never been inside Guss before I was immediately unimpressed Behind the counter was some midforties guido complete with slicked back hair and gold chain around his neck and a couple of other guys who appeared to be trying as hard as they could to avoid workingnnI tell them I am here and guido turns to chump number one whose job it apparently was to make my pizza It turns out he had not done so yet so he tossed it together threw it in the oven and told me it will be ready as soon as it is ready I pay using cash to avoid yet another fee sit down and listen to the banter between the knuckleheads behind the counter and the disturbing douchebag at the table behind me who apparently likes women much shorter than him that he can dominate Mothers watch your daughters No not the ones at ASU the ones in junior high nnMy pizza was finally done after about minutes of angry birds so I took it home and popped open the box The toppings all appeared to be right but the smell was off Who knows maybe they use the magical ingredient that makes their pizza as good as all of the onereview fivestar sockpuppets who have reviewed Guss say it is but no Instead I am eating bland crust oversweet sauce and some form of dried chunks of garlic rather than the fresh garlic I was expecting between my meh pepperoni and tombstonequality sausagennIts important to try many things in life but now that I have tried Guss pizza I can safely say I will never be back I do not care how drunk or hungry I may be and how late it has gotten Guss is off the list