text: Now that I have slept on the floor here I feel intimately connectednnPlusesn Free wireless I am using it nown It is now smokefreennMinusesn It is an airport which means it was designed to be uncomfortablen I cannot find one place where I am not hearing the Wheel of Fortune slot machine Why do you follow me O Wheel of Fortune slot machinennAnyway I have been here for hours and all I have to say is that I am desperate for a potted plant Any potted plant would do I think I would even cozy up to poison oak For now I am happy with smokefree airports but someday someone is going to get wise and airports will have botanic gardens Then we will not feel the need to scream while the airlines screw us over and throw our bags into dumpsters