text: IHOP is barely a step up from Dennys in terms of boring chain food Last night was the first time I ever had dinner there and it tasted like squishy mushy cardboard The food took forever even though there were only three tables in the place with customersnnThe reason I gave it two stars instead of you is because the breakfasts are pretty good I do not mind them except the omlettes which are way too oily The coffee is almost bad but the waitresses always look happynnupdate April nnWhyd I go back I hate this place now We went today for the first time we have all had a chance to go out together for breakfast I was excited to do this and was eager I should have stayed homennMy wife got a waffle with her combo that was cold tasted like cardboard and was crunchy The bacon my wife and child ordered was burnt crispy and did not look like bacon at allnnMy sausage I always upgrade to turkey sausage since the regular pork kid here is vomit worth was totally cold I sent it back and complained I think she microwaved my plate nnTheir coffee is always burnt so I got an iced coffee She said they had Mocha Vanilla or Hazelnut I asked if they just had a regular coffee flavored one she said yes and brought me disgusting hazelnut glad I am not allergicnnOk now it is three hours later My daughter laid on the floor whining about how bad her stomach hurts I have been to the bathroom twice and my wife is asleep because she said if she did not lay down she would puke SeriouslynnThe management district managers really need to care enough to read YELP They remodeled the outside of this place and I guess spent all their money to make it look pretty so we would forget they serve dogfood