text: What a complete disappointmentnnWe live nearby and yesterday had some big and exciting news to celebrate It was late and nice outside so we decided to talk a walk to Paisans and try it for the first timennWhat do you do when you need to celebrate You order champagne We ordered dollar champagne We got a BOTTLE OF COOKS Really REALLY If you are going to serve us cheap champagne fine but at LEAST be smart enough to get something no one will recognize What is more while the waiter was nice and all he wasted tons of our champagne He did not pour it right so it fizzed all kinds and he kept spilling it THANKS That was our dollar bottle of effin Cooks you just wastednnWe tried to move on and order an appetizer It is pretty much bread and cheese or bread and cheese Or bread and garlic Cool It was fine but nothing specialnnThe pizzas were also fine but nothing special I got vegetarian pesto Derek got the spicy one I think these people are relying WAYYYY too much on their name their legacy and crappy Kraft cheese Way too much cheese Really good cheese can be used in just the right amount for perfect flavor if you add a ton of bland poor quality cheese to something that is not going to make it suddenly taste betternnDesserts Meh Derek was horrified to find the tiramisu cut like a pie slice and not a square he is pickynnIt was a pretty building The acoustics in the back room the one overlooking the lake read freeway are terrible though Also it is dirty The floors were coverednnIm thinking never again Not worth my closeto dollars And it ruined our celebration I really wish we had gone somewhere else