text: You know that Groucho Marx quote I would not want to belong to any club that would have me as a membernnWell here is my version nnI would not want to dine in any establishment that would have a fucking GINORMOUS photograph of Sheriff Joe Arpio taking up half of the wall as though his presence there is a good thingnnThe only thing that could have made me more uneasy would have been if they superimposed good old Joe onto a giant last supper painting stuck tooth pics in my eyes and forced me to recite the ten commandments while force feeding myself mediocre sweet potato fritters and a ridiculous burger the size of my head man vs food style nnThe burger itself wasgood Not fantastic just good The sweet potato fritters were a joke When something is that boring and uninspired it really needs to come with something like ohI do not know dipping sauces I am sure I have seen deep fried boring remedied by flavored lard in the past Get on the ball Grind nnThe service was okay The whisky tango flavored waitstaff all brunette with a similar look was interesting Like if you took all of the servers at The Vig and secretly replaced them with Famous Sams waitresses that kind of interesting nnThe beer and wine selection was clearly lacking and again uninspired I suppose the focus is supposed to be on the specialty drinks which actually seemed well thought out though none seemed to appeal to me in the moment Also if you are going to name one of your signature cocktails after a classic James Bond martini it should be made with the proper ingredients or at least as close as possible I think they sell Lillet Blanc at Total Wine hell the bf has some in his fridge I am sure he will let you borrow it nnAll in all an odd experience that kind of failed my expectations In closing I will leave you with another Marx quote that kind of sums it all up nnI have had a perfectly wonderful evening But this was not it