text: I have stayed here twicennThe FIRST time I came here I stayed at the Masquerade tower The AC in the room was the weirdest thing ever You were either freezing your dick off or sweating balls The TV was old and blasted radiation in my eyes The view was crap I lost a shit ton of money playing games of the adult variety nnI said to myself Never againnnMy buddy Alex drags me by the collar and forces me at gunpoint to accompany him to Vegas and stay at the Rio I said Please sir I would rather eat a cowchip before I enter that rathole againnnAfter consuming said cowchip maybe I should have told him I just did not want to go we stayed at the Rio for two of the most unpleasant nights I have ever had since turning nnOn the plus side from a slot machinenOn the downside rowdy children screaming at the top of their lungs next door from the hours of amam Seriously Do not you know that these are the REAL quiet hours in Vegas