text: It is Monday night I just got off work I was kidnapped and I was forced to join the little lady for Reverse Happy Hour at Kabuki You know it is a terrible Monday when I am okay with being dragged to a chain sushi restaurant and I do not make a single snarky remark about how their menu is littered riddled with the usage of Papyrus I mean Papyrus Who the heck designed their menus Must be someone from Collins College This sentence is for Linh LnnAlthough I shiver at the thought of dining at chain sushi restaurants I think my hatred stems with RA I actually had a decent time at this Kabuki Tempe Marketplaces Kabuki no Our waiter was prompt and attentive only disappearing for shortbursts of time when our food was in front of us We shared a small seaweed salad a Vegas roll an Alaska roll a Shrimp Tempura roll and we each had a Tokyo Mojito Our bill came out to be something which is not bad considering we were both full off our rolls and that deliciously refreshing mojito We probably could have done without one of the rolls but our eyes were hungrier than our stomachs Happy Hour huzzahnnThe highlight of the night was watching some lady two tables away from us take her first bite of raw fish for the first time ever She promptly spit it up into her glass of water All that soy sauce and wasabi transformed her glass of water into LA Water I could go for another cocktailnnIll be back only for Happy Hour and a mojito