text: Simply the worst attempt at Mediterranean food I have tasted in years or ever there is just no Turkish food to be had here nnNO MORE DONNER KABOB they do not make it anymore and we had made a detour on the way to the airport for it Not much else to chose from reallynnOK so I ordered a Gyro platter only this thing had never gyrated Instead what I got were paper thin slices of frozen lamb baloney greasy too My wife asked if it was fried Spam It did look and taste like fried luncheon meat Even the rice was uneatable and the two small grape leaves which came with it were not even as good as the canned ones we buy at Agora Just awful avoidn starnnThe other dish was the appetizer sampler unimpressive considering it is There was two really hard and bland falafels totally meh I only took a bite and lost interest A bit of hummus which tasted nothing like a hummus only garlic and oil my wife thought that possibly they did not use chickpeas in both the hummus and the falafel Again a bit of babaganoush was tasty very smokey but I did not mind and the tabouli was passable n stars because I did not die nnDesert They are out of Baklava and did not suggest anything else we had a plane to catch so that is it I did not see ANY of the items that previous Yelpers had taken pictures of and got the feeling the owner has given up