text: In short I would REALLY like to shove my broken ass foot up this UMCs bungholio Maybe I am just brusque because I am in no better shape than I was before this visit Nope UMC just sucksnnNo Radiologist on site to read my xraysso who read them Better yet who did I pay to read them Maybe it was the managers daughter in her early s in a Walmart sundress who sounded like she was on Oxycontin and just smoked ten packs of cigs I love when I am at these places and hear such random conversations I should not be hearing nnnd I can barely walk Yes it is my fault I am such a clutz The doctor says it is severly sprained and throws me a script for Tylenol with Codeine and has a nurse wrap my foot and tells me to go buy a cane or my own brace WTF She also says it may be fractured but I need to see a Podiatrist to find out for sure oh and I cannot workout for weeksWhy did I come here again UghhhnnThe TWO STARS is because this bullshit only took me a little over an hour and I was out We all know that deserves stars nnIf you happen to stumble into my office today I am the cranky one drooling with my swollen foot on the desk watching Facts of Life reruns not doing diddly and possibly sleepingnnDO NOT WAKE THE DRAGON