text: Arrrrgh I do not like Club Parking Thinking about my experience here puts my nerves on edge I should clarify that my days of enjoying dance clubs have past although some of my gay friends still push for me to go to clubs with them I usually have lots of fun but Club Parking was TOO MUCH If there was ever an example of something being an assault on the senses this is it It is one of those places where it is impossible to stick with your friends even if you hold hands going through the dance floors The club is packed to insane degrees and there are two huge floors to lose people Occasionally I walk into a bar like Parking that is completely not my vibe which instantly gives me the impression that I am too sober which of course leads to too much drinking that I do not notice until I am stumbling out of the doors at am Anyway the vibe of this place is fire hazard skin to skin people more flashing lights than I have accumulatively seen anywhere else a lot of people on drugs smoke machines and cage dancers nnSigh writing this totally makes me sound like an old biddy A number of my friends enjoy this place but just as many of my friends hate it Actually the friends who like it are all gay guys and the friends who hate it are all girls gay and straight I realize it is not for everyone so see for yourself