text: Oh city of lights and unimaginable gambling losses how your dazzling displays of everything ones sinful side could desire Donwtown LV has completely failed me I never want to see you ever againnnI should start by explaining that my year old sister is pretty much a softball goddess and much of my recent traveling less my honeymoon was a result of many of her tournaments This is no exception Now I understand that the team arranged for us to stay at this for nights crapzilla of a hotelcasino but does it make any sense at all to have and under little girls staying directly across from Glitter GulchnnAnyhow you might think that there is some hope for this hotel because it is casino levels restrooms are immaculate Granite counter tops glass tile detailing new crown molding Goodness did they renovate the whole jointnnNOnnLet me start by noting that almost everyone who works in Downtown Las Vegas is ugly I am used to the glitzi glam of the Strips staff most of whom got their jobs for how they look in a ridiculous casino costume Not in the Plaza This is where ugly went to procreatennEach tower of the Plaza has about elevators of which actually work resulting in a line every time you have to get to your room Not to mention the fact that for some reason the parking structure is dark even in the daylight Is it possible that this place is so depressing DAYLIGHT does not even want anything to do with itnnThen you get into the room and though they look seemingly spacious the bathrooms are worse than gas station bathrooms the beds are like years old and you cannot help but constantly remind yourself not to touch anything because they probably did not wash off the essence of hookers left around this sorry excuse for lodging I would rather be at a Motel than this placennTo wrap up this rant disguised as a review the ACHeater is so loud that you cannot sleep with it on The minifridge seems like someone used it to preserve roadkill the buffet that we got comped seemed to not understand what a fresh vegetable was and lastly the odds sucked This hotel took my Vegas spirit and my money I hate it