text: Oh dear what can the matter be EVERYTHING What a train wreck of an experience First very difficult to find Unfortunately we found it The place was empty at while all other nearby Borgata restaurants were full That should have been a clue Had a Deal Chicken certificate so we had one appetizer two entrees and two nonalcoholic beverages Appetizer was an overly toasted cardboardlike english muffin with some cream cheese avocado and sundried tomato They said Bella Bella Bella I say insipid Raspberry Lassi drink was good but strawberry spritzer was not Two glasses of warm water were delivered I asked about ice and waitress said she would see if they had any Had any Really Salmon entree sounded good on menu but they were out Tilapia sounded good but they had no tilapia and were substituting sole which was very fishy smelling and tasting Supposed to be served with millet but they were out and substituted brown rice which looked like a very pale pasty tasteless grool Single fork wrapped in paper napkin No spoon no knife no saltpepper on table Sign on door written in crayon said that there might be some delays since four staff left suddenly Smart people They abandoned ship before the sinking Glad I used the Deal Chicken certificate now because if I waited much longer they will surely be deservedly dark Cannot remember laughing so much and so hard over such a terrible dining experience