text: I cannot believe I am writing thisnnI cannot believe I am giving it starsnnMy friends husband got her tickets for this for her birthday mainly as a lark She asked me to go and I gigglingly obliged I have never had any interest to see muscly men with accents snap off their ripaway pants Never I went to this show with my tongue planted quite squarely in my cheek and having done so I enjoyed every ridiculous moment Brooke and I laughed and laughed and laughednnThe guys are terrible dancers first of all but dang it they are giving it all they got They smell of cocoa butter pervasively so They throw out their sweat soaked towels which I thought was disgusting but women went CRAZY over them Brooke got pulled up on stage and got a towel We threw it on our significant others when they came to pick us upnnYou cannot go see this show without a sense of humor It is beefcakes dancing in thongs and there is something inherently funny about that Also if you think about it it is nice to turn the dance naked for me monkey tables around for once