text: ok here we gowent this past weekendmy goons and I got in with VIP escortor so we thought my dude had on Nike Board shorts we are in line checking IDs and the bouncer starts feeling on his trunks guy says these are too casualHUH my dude showed him the netting told him there Nike swim shorts not sure what else he could have done Bouncer apologized in advance but reiterated that they were too casual for this pool he had to go back up to the room and changeminus starwe VIP walk in cannot comment on wait times or lines pools crazy folks everywhere having a great time we quickly realize we need a locker because we want to get in the pool lockers are FORTY DOLLARSminus starmy buddies wife was dancing having a great time next thing i know i look up and a bouncer is near her telling her to grab her stuff now i am not sure what she did i did not see anything happen maybe she fell down or tripped but I heard the bouncer say grab your stuff you are too drunk homie everyone here having a blast is intoxicated people trip it happens it does not mean she is hiding Molly in her snatch or snorting coke in the bathroom let her just go back to partying but no she got kicked out for tripping or falling speculation but more likely than notminus starand last but not leastactual lifeguardslike real life lifeguardswith whistles and red floaties in the water blowing their whistlesi am not even sure i have to waste anymore time writingminus star