text: If I cannot give the Key a star rating I do not know what I would As a disclaimer I worked there for years and left on unsavory terms with the owner The fact that she wears the pants and her husband are doing backtoback prison sentences bumps it from a to a nnNow any bar in madison on friday or saturday is bound to be buttstonuts busy so do not take away stars for it being packed that is just dumbnnDrinksstrong nnId be hardpressed to tell you the prices but I am guessing they are average Stick to specials and you will do all right In response to another reviewer most male bartenders come off as tools it is in the job description and the Keys are not on the same level as those at Brothers Mad Ave or even maybe even especially the NittynnFoodExceptionally good bar fooda ton of itcheapnA burger special is and it is uncomfortable to finish all of it I recommend tryingnnIf you are ambling towards Camp Randall or the Kohl Center stop in for a quick round or two of shots It is easy enough to get to the bar in a timely manner and it is right on the way for a lot of you