text: Ok I am starting a new category called Hipster Hype That is when a restaurant throws in a communal table brings back old school classics like deviled eggs as an appetizer andor covers bacon in chocolate on their dessert menu nnBecketts Table does all three so people are obviously going to lose their shit over it nnLet me break it down for you Becketts is fine The meal will be pleasing but it is overpriced for the executionnnThe wait time for one drink will make it really hard to get a buzz on If money is going to be spent on dinner then that money wants to get drunk Okay not drunk lightly buzzed still be able to drive Bad Teacher anyone Cameron Diaz Nope Just mennThe Osso Buco is an Ossobummer No marrow in the bone just a hollowed out disappointment nnThe Prime Flat Iron steak is served with literally leaves from a Brussels Sprout and about just as many small potato halves You really need to love meat to get this because it is all you are getting Also do not expect it to be medium rare Two people ordered it this way at my table and neither one got it medium rarennThats about as AOk as you can get right Hipster Hype you cannot fool me with your charming farmhouse inspired interior nnEven my beloved Deviled Eggs were overhyped The only thing I felt was deserving of stars was the service The waiter was fantastic Spot onnnYou know it may be complicated to give me a real life orgasm but it are not that hard to give me a foodgasm Now that is just a fact