text: Mama Mia Fast food Italian Who would have thunk it Well Somebody incompetent and passionless I would rename this place Yuckolis Fits better nnI knew I was treading on dicey turf going to this joint But it was in Rickies old hood and the culinary establishments were limited to fast food and chain restaurants So I went basic with spaghetti and meatballs oh God really for the love of balls these circular beef objects were filled with some sawdust like material and blander than Jennifer Anistons movie career Not good We also tried a chicken Alfredo like dish that apparently was made with Elmers glue nnPasty Bland And yes it does stick to construction paper nnI was not expecting much But I was not expecting to be grossed out All I can say is Mama Mia papsa a peeah daddys got the diarrhea nnThere nnThats classy And Elite of me Do not ya think