text: I am not prone to overemphasis but I firmly believe that my dinner at Woodland restaurant was the worst dining experience I have ever had nnIt started when the server took our orders She had an attitude just in her movements and the way she spoke there was no smile on her face she did not ask how our day was or give us any greeting She walked up and said verbatim what do you want I chose to ignore the attitude and we placed our orders a caesar salad and sauteed mushrooms for me tortellini and a Shirley Temple for him with a side of garlic bread to share They brought out the salad with bacon I do not eat meat my fault I should have asked However to describe the servers attitude as indignant would be an understatement She started telling me about all the hassle it caused her to bring it back and how I should know better than to assume it did not have bacon and could not I just pick it off I have been in the industry for a few years and know that it does not matter the customer is always right she should not have picked the fight nnThe food was underwhelming I was vomiting in the bathroom from my sauteed mushrooms which were not just poorly cooked but were clearly no longer fresh The salad was bland along with my boyfriends meat sauce When the server came back to check on how our food was tasting we were open with her We told her that everything but the garlic bread was pretty awful And then she walked away She did not ask how she could fix the problem as any good server should have nor did she sympathize or ask us to explain what was wrong She did not even acknowledge us She just walked off to the next table without words nor utterances When I eventually managed to call her back after what was literally five or ten minutes of her ignoring me I informed her that because the food left me throwing up in the bathroom I would like my meal to be taken off the bill And that is where she lost it nnWhat Oh no no I cannot do that She turned away to leave again Excuse me I said It is made me sick She looked at me like I was stupid Well I cannot just TAKE IT OFF oh no of course not If you are not happy with your meal I can grab the manager or call the police I cannot invent that She threatened to CALL THE POLICE because we were unhappy with the food I asked to speak to the manager and she said she would grab him in a few minutes as he was busy We spent about twenty or twenty five minutes my boyfriend checked his watch waiting for him while I was huddled into my booth trying to make my stomachache go away Eventually she just dropped off the bill without a word of course and left Naturally we did not tip When she returned she saw the bill and counted out the bills and coins we would left for her Wow thanks she said sarcastically do not feel like you have to come back here again I am not joking She actually said that nnTo their credit our experience seemed to be an uncommon one It seems like their pizza is pretty good but unfortunately the server did not exactly want us coming back