text: The webpage for this restaurant has a splash photo that depicts two Asian women sitting in front of the chefs counter toasting their drinks with merriment to what is ostensibly the start of a night filled with mega turnt selfies in Vegas bitchesnnThen you notice some shitnnYou notice the presence of the uncanny valley eerily tucked into the botoxfrozen veneers of the two silicone enhanced Bebeminidressbedecked Chinese fembots You notice that for some reason these Stepford wifeys have five neoncolored drinks set out for just two neoncolored people You notice the chef with his dead mackerel eyes and creepy allupperteeth grin looks EXACTLY LIKE THE DUDE LO PAN FROM BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA and is pulling apart what are supposed to be some tasty noodles but are CLEARLY the pearly white remnants of an immigrant cultures broken dreamsnnBUT broken dreams are what Vegas is made of amirite Our server said to us people come here because they like the experience of a real Hong Kong style restaurant and I was like NAH YO I checked that privilege at the door when I saw the Chun Li waitress costumes and price tag for a bowl of congee Fuckouttahere with that BUT when you are eyeballsdeep in a hangover after one too many mega turnt selfies from the night before that congee and a pot of jasmine tea is a godsend even if you are getting price gouged in a tweakers funhouse version of a real Chinese restaurant Vegas bitches