text: Jettas Castle Boutique Scavenger Huntnn Guy reads porn titles out loud as if to try and make sense of them Toe Sucking Lesbians Wait ToeSuckingLesbians There is a and nn Boyfriend learns a little too late that his girlfriend likes handcuffs and paddles a lot more than he doesnn Dumb sack of shit who tries every sample bottle of lube and then cannot hold anything in his hands the rest of the nightnn Group of women giggling profusely in penisshaped novelties aislenn Guy with inferiority complex looks devastated at selection of big black dildosnn Guy trying desperately to convince girlfriend to let him buy her the naughty nurse outfitnn Girl who relates to her friend her personal experiences with every model of vibrator on the wallnn Clerk whose a little too interested in knowing about what you intend to do with that new purchasenn Guy in gay porn section constantly checking his back to make sure nobody knows he is in the gay porn sectionnn Guy with pregnancy fetish magazine in hand who asks anyone near him how anyone can be turned on by watersports bondage or interracial pornnn Guy who spends entire fucking visit yelling Hey guys Check this out to friends on the other side of the storenn Token virginnn Tranny who spends most of visit browsing through the book section like it is any better than the blow up doll section percent chance this is me Say hello and I will give you an altoid from my purse