text: Hit and miss I would have given them stars but when I went there last week I wanted to gouge my eyes out with used tampons from sheer frustrationThis time was a big huge MISSnnI had not been there in over six months and it slipped my mind that they have the two separate menus the nonasian menu pink and the asian menu blue When the pink menus were dropped on me I wondered where the chicken chow fun had disappeared to ohthat is right I must have appeared as an americanized asian MY BADnnI asked for the blue menu and was given a funky look but it was brought and slapped down on the table with more force than necessary Was that needed Really I thought it was me Maybe it was shrugsnnI honestly thought I would get a different item on the menu but nooooI went for the chicken chow funnnWhat a hot mess that was Not in a good way It was mega greasy I mean GREASY like I could have oiled all the squeaky doors I have ever heard in my entire life There was no flavor NonennMy friend was horrified with her yang chow fried rice She did not know what to make of it I felt bad for recommending it It was such a let downnnBest chinese food in MesaPhoenix Really You think so I do not think sonnI think I will take my chances with that hideous KFC further down the street than eat here ever again Hell I will go eat at Golden Palace you know the place with no windows before I will ever eat at Wongs PlacennOhand to add insult to injury service was so bad food was slapped down on the table so hard noodles fell off the plate I only got ONE glass of water as did my friend they looked at me like I had NO RIGHT using chopsticks when I asked for them etc I did not leave a tipand the server chased after me as I was getting into my car demanding tip money I said no and drove off I hope he does not realize I literally live around the corner from this placennWhat drama was had to be all around at Wongs Place nnMaybe I caught them at a wong time Nyuck nyuck nyuck