text: If I were in charge of an MM store on the strip I would havenn free samplesn lifesize huggable MMsn a demonstration of MMs melting in your mouth not your hand even in the Vegas desert n hot chicks and dudes clad only in MMsn a glamourous barlounge featuring candycolored cocktails and novelty beer with MMs floating in itn a Cirque du Soleil show where the acrobats only wear MMsn high stakes poker with the lifesize huggable MMs as dealersn strippersnnBut someone else is in charge of the MM store on the Strip and so it does not have any of those things Instead it hasnn four floors of stuff that says MMs on it for salen a cheesy D movien a probably cheesy tour I did not go onn NO FREE SAMPLESnnI guess that is probably more in line with the MM brand than strippers booze and gambling but then I do not really understand what they are doing on the strip Whatever