text: YawnnnFirst impressions are important and the first impression I had of Nosh Swig was the distinct smell of sewage in the air upon walking in I do not know if a pipe burst in the back or what but their feeble attempts to cover it up by burning incense did not worknnWe eventually got used to the stink cloud and were seated in the nearly empty restaurant To be fair it was pm on a Tuesday Considering that there were almost no other tables to take care of the service was acceptable but not great I would describe the food similarlynnEverything was served lukewarm The waffle in our CockaWaffleDoo try and order it without sounding ridiculous was completely unheated and no where was it mentioned that the chicken is entirely dark meat The Nachos OBrien were VERY tiny even by tapas standards and bland bland bland I could not pick up on the coffee dusting that supposedly coated the beef in the crostini and the artisinal breads in the fromage fondue were more like dayold scrapsnnThe menu that Nosh Swig has put together sounds so delicious when you read it online Once you arrive in the restaurant though you see that the execution just is not therennIf Firefly is at the top of the Las Vegas tapas ladder Nosh Swig is near the bottom Such a shame too because it sounded like it had so much promise