text: So I have been here twice First time I got the Truffle Mushroom Swiss and some Smashfries To go It was alright Was not overwhelmed I was hungry and it hit the spot Next time I came with some coworkers We were all excited because here was a new place pretty close to where we work and it could be high on our lunch rotation But that idea came to a crashing halt when we got our food This time I got the Spinach Cucumber and Goat Cheese burger I know Sounds pretty metrosexual but I was curious I also got the Haystack Onions Well when I bit into the burger I had to wonder if Bessie the cow I was biting into had not fallen in love with the salt lick and continously deep throated it for the rest of her days Dang burger was salty as heck The Haystack Onions were too I would have let it slide if it were just me My coworkers however said the same thing It took the three of us to finish the haystack onions because I could not have more than just a bit of that oversalted mess Service was pretty sucky too The Einstein that brought the first burger took away the number on the table so the next guy that brought the rest of the burgers only knew to stop at our table because we flagged him down Yeah yeah The place is still new So this is the moment like in a game of Hearts when somebody drops the queen of spades or some card with hearts on it breaking hearts as they say I am dropping a turd in this circle jerk of a punchbowl with everybody dropping five stars all around We are not coming back Sorry Smashburger apparently is not for everyone