text: BevNoMonnI went to Total Wine on a Saturday I had no intention of buying anything I came to drink for free I am a girl I should never have to buy myself a drink and at Total Wine I do not have to because they give you beer and wine samples inside the storennNow I can have all the beer and wine I want without pretending like I am interested in going home with anyone You do not have to get dressed up either ladies Leave the push up bra and fake eyelashes at home you will not need them here nnAside from the great freebies this place is cheaper than BevMo and has more to choose from It is neatly organized by type of alcohol and I want to say that they use the Dewey decimal system but I am not sure I was kind of drunknnI did end up buying some things and because I am so well preserved they naturally carded me But then the manager was called and I thought OMG they are going to tell me I cannot drive home because of how much of the free booze I had But the manager was only called over to check my ID as well I guess if you look like you just entered puberty there is a twotiered ID checking procedure nnBy the way I am a responsible drinker I let my brother drive us home since he did not have any to drink So Total Wine is the Total Shit