text: Mission Find an oldschool lounge in VegasnnThis place intrigued me from the start but I almost did not walk inside I thought it would be in a casino but from the outside it looks like an old Dennys complete with cheesy writing on the windows But just ignore all the families waiting for a table as you bypass the restaurant and venture to the lounge for tropical drinks and shenanigansnnThis is what a s pick up bar looks like in my dreams Jack Larry Chrissy and Janet would love it A dark jungle filled with couches and vines and touches of neon on the ceiling Servers are lovely ladies in long black dresses slit to the hilt who join you on your lounge when taking your order If you do not mind being part of the PDA show sit on a loveseat in the firepit and become mesmerized by the bubbling electric blue liquid Couples that want a little more privacy should sit at one of the tablesnnThe majority of their cocktails are fruity tropical drinks and they pour heavy My early drinking days were filled with pina coladas and mai tais but I have since transitioned to elegant cocktails So it was like handing the reigns back to my earlys self I did not have a care in the world here They have a few beers but nothing on tap Prices are a bargain compared to other lounges on the StripnnIve got to admit that there are a few buzzkills to an otherwise ridiculously awesome Vegas experience There are TVs everywhere and they play a continuous loop of bizarre music videos and performance pieces For every bit of Vegas spectacle Cher there was something absolutely ridiculous early Mandy Moore or really late Hall Oats About half of the acts could not even be identified It was sort of like watching and listening to a slomo hair band audio car crash The more significant issue was the continual interruption of the speaker announcing that tables were ready in the restaurant nnBut if you can tune out those distractions it is a swingingly good time Mission accomplished