text: Many have waxed poetic about the splendor of burritos Statues have been erected in their honor as a token of appreciation to their flexibility of ingredients their filling nature and of course their deliciousness Wait there are not really burrito statues across the world We should get on that As a result of the existence of this amazing food invention you trek to your local Chipotle once a week for lunch and gorge yourself silly while pointing and laughing at those across the street at Taco BellnnWell what if I told you that there existed a place in Las Vegas that went above and beyond what you get when you visit Chipotle Robertos or heaven forbid Taco Bell for your burrito needs THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO IN LAS VEGAS Full disclosure there are probably other burritos I have yet to try here but I am not above hyperbole for my reviewsnnYes the place is way too small and seats are way too closely spaced for their own good We sat in the last table for available on a Friday evening and I had to eat my entire meal as if I were in a straitjacket I did not care I ordered a Pork Verde Carlitos Burrito smothered with Green Chile and some Jalapenos on top You know that cliche from movies and TV shows where people eat something delicious and are constantly going Mmmmm and exclaiming how good what they are eating is I became that cliche The pork was incredibly tender and flavorful and the flavor of the green chile smothering it will make it hard for me to ever eat another dry burrito again This is not a small portion either For I thought the amount of amazing burrito I received was worth it is weight in gold Here is the kicker I was still hungry afterwards Not hungry in the sense of that lbs of pork and chile and tortilla has left my stomach empty but hungry in the I want to eat every single thing on this menu right now Everyone at my table seemed happy though my friend who got the Frito Pie may have exploded before he made it home as none of us have ever heard from him again kiddingnnFor drinks we got some margaritas to start which I found to be very weak Very syrupy and not enough tequila for my liking but for I kind of expected that Then I braved a Michelada because I would never had one before and I will try anything once Never again but I was glad I tried it On my third choice I settled for Modelo on draft and like Goldilocks it was juuuuust right nnCramped too crowded too chaotic bad margaritas Check check check check stars just for the burrito Yup Let the first burrito statue we erect in Vegas bear the name of Carlos