text: As Arizonans we long to eat something that comes from the mysterious pools of water that surround the globe Closest I have been to a pool of water bigger than my bathtub is Tempe Town Lake where I sometime contemplate whether I should throw myself in because all we have is Red Lobster and yeah that is it nn Cannot afford Joes Crab Shack Here is your plan B nnI was not expecting much as it is in a emptyplaza and of all places right next door to kidgerm infested Jambo I went for Sunday dinner and asked for a table of two The hostess at the front whose job is to just stand around and act like an extra on the set of Clueless told me that I had to wait until my entire party arrived The place is only halffilled I understand this policy at restaurants but I am just a party of not the freaking Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade coming through nnWhen my friend finally did come I stood in front of the hostess and we awkwardly stood there facing each other until I realized that they were not going to do anything until I spoke up I was already annoyed about not being able to sit down in a half empty restaurant and now I am speaking to robotsnnService is a little scattered Servers are assigned tables but I feel like every server just walks around aimlessly They often came up and asked us if we had already been helped times each throughout the night Every table had to wait a little while until they were even recognized as having just sat down with no menus or water Kind of have to wave someone down and tell them what you need Good thing they have flat screens all around to watch and pass the timennFood Pretty good and prices are not too shabby either My friend ordered the clams and shrimp while I ordered Snow Crab legs I was expecting small pieces of shrimp but the sizes exceeded my expectation and were pretty big in my opinion My friend had the trifecta and spiciness really is hit or miss You could order medium and it will feel like the depths of hell in your mouth and sometimes it is barely there I ordered the garlic which was pretty good and probably soaked with tons of butter but mah belly does not mind some baby fat Snow crab legs were of decent size too not like the skinny anorexic crab legs you get at the casino buffet Wish they came with sides instead of having to pay extra though They ran out of utensils to help you with cracking so the server gave me a rock That was something newnnAll in all if you are wanting some seafood and a new experience while on a budget come here I would rather save up my money and go to Joes where I can get better service more portions and sides altogether for an extra dollars I will come back again once more where hopefully the service has improved Ask for a marker and sign your name away on the wooden walls