text: There is only one thing worse than an air conditioning unit whose decibel level rivals the planes flying over the building getting stuck in a degree elevator with other conference members after sitting through hours of said conferencennWe were stuck at the third floor and no one knew what to do One guys solution Press every button to get the thing moving Another guy gets on his iPad and actually Googles How to get out of a stuck elevator Step number one Do not press any buttons FMLnnThe conversation between me and the front desk via the elevator emergency phone went something like thisnnFD Crowne Plaza can I help younMe Yes of us are stuck in your elevatornnFive minutes laternMe Do you have an ETAnFD Um we called the elevator company and we are waiting for a call backnn minutes later temperature rising coworker confesses he is claustrophobicnMe What is the ETAnFD The elevator company has not called us back We will try to get someone to help younMe Great ideann minutes laternCoworker Do you have a fcking ETA It is fcking HOT IN HEREnFD We are working on itnCoworker Well try working a little hardernn minutes in we hear all sorts of banging and clanging Claustro is screaming Get us OUT OF HEEEEEEERE and slowly going insane Someone outside helping us yells I guess it is getting pretty hot in there huh FMLnn minutes in the Fire Department pries the door open We run out sweaty and angry Then of our hop on an elevator to finally get to their rooms nnLater all of us were locked out of our rooms because staff went in to drop off cards and bowls of Sorry you suffered for an hour mixed nutsnnWow Locked in an elevator then locked out of our rooms Will we be back Not likely