text: Let me get the logic behind Secret Pizza They are opened to am The drunk and partially drunk slur their way in to get that sober me up munchies on Would not you want a sign up to attract more customers How passively cruel is that to the wobbly and incoherent Wandering like zombies seeking to feed one could only chuckle at the priceless visual as they search for Secret Pizza nnContrarians sober people would say signs would defeat the purpose of their marketing goalit would not be called SECRET PIZZAlogic is never logic if drunknnThrough the corridor on the right of the Japanese restaurant within the Cosmopolitan you will find Secret Pizza There I said it If that is not enough you are probably too drunk to even eat Within this hallway is a massive collection of interesting prints of musicians I think they were musicians The pizza aroma pulled my attention away from the pictures nnMy monstrous hunger which developed from searching the menu told me to get two slices Give up looking for a poster board list menu or what have you Just ask because there are none Peering down through the glass I eventually chose the meat lovers and the cheese with white sauce nnPizzas are the thin crust My crusts were a tad burnt on the edges after the oven warm up each crispy bite was filled with a healthy so to speak dose of cheese and ingredients Both slices were delicious Both had surprisingly good taste considering since they were just thrown into an oven and reheated for a minute nnNo time for a sit down dinner want a quick slice or whole pizza or need some grease to relieve your drunkenness Secret Pizza can be a strong option That is if you can find it