text: On their breakfast menu the grumpy uncaring folk of Cafe Jacques say they are open to suggestions Well here is one how about trying to serve up actual food rather than the laminated made from powder tasteless schmap that you are currently slapping down in front of peoplennFood does not get worse than this and the coffee is not recognizable as coffee Enough saidnnIn an area of tourist traps serving completely unthought out offensive overpriced rubbish Cafe Jacques takes it to a new level DO NOT EVEN WALK PAST Actually on second thoughts avoid Grassmarket altogether There is great food in Edinburgh but it is nowhere near this place