text: At am on Las Vegas Boulevard Dennys is your friendnnI usually do not have much love for Dennys these days but after a long night of partying this location on the Las Vegas Strip can be just the right place for the right price nnDo not go here sober you will be the only one besides the staff and will not like it nnHordes of sweaty tourists and drunken revelers slide through this place hours per day all year long and it shows It is the dirtiest Dennys you will ever sit in and that is saying a lot nnBut do not mind those minor details remember you are drunk and hungry and Uncle Denny is here to help with that headache Inside this diner you will experience the greatest craving for substandard food in your life In a swirling and spinning haze with sounds that cut in and fade out you will throw out your sensibilities and last vestiges of decency and want everything on the menu like an uncultured swine Gazing at the menu with a childlike sense of awe and amazementsomewhere in your brains basement a little voice will pose this question does this place employ a hypnotistyou start to feel that each perfectly posed piece of colorful food on the menu is beckoning you nnGive into those feelings my hardpartying friend you have earned the right to sit at the booth of frat kings that has comforted hundreds of thousands of bacchanalian souls coming off hour sprees of drinking gambling and dancing with Dionysus just like you You are now in the sticky vinyl throne of Vegas You have arrived nnFor the best hour eats in Vegas head to Mr Luckys in the Hard Rock Hotel that diner cannot be beat during the inbetween times