text: Oh Phoenix when will you deliver me to my pizza nirvana Not today it seemsnnnAfter moving here from the tristate area CT NY NJ in June I have been relentlessly pursuing pizza hoping that something ANYTHING would hint at that sweet sweet taste of homennIn the tristate holeinthewall pizza joints can be found more frequently than gas stations as in more than one on every corner and knock the socks off of what you Phoenicians like to call pizza nnI digress I tried Yo Paulys because I saw garlic knots on the menu Surely any pizzeria that has the staple food of Long Island on its menu must know how to make a good pie Wrong Yo Paulys is merely a she will of a NJ pizza joint all stereotypical show without substance The dough was bland sauce tasteless and cheese well it is cheese but still was not all that greatnnYou see pizza joints in the tristate are heralded as the goto quick spot for cheap quality meals all pizza places should be judged as such Yo Paulys is not quality and it is not cheap for two slices and a soda I guess you could go here if you want quick nnnnnTo Pauly Take a trip to Long Island I know you have the based off your prices and go into the first pizza joint you see Order a cheese slice grandma slice and some knots Come back home ditch the stereotypes and do your best to come close