text: i have a SUPER hard time giving this place less than stars I am convinced it was an off day I went a few weeks back and went back and forth on whether or not i should write a review nn I normally would not review it until after i gave it a second chance but i honestly do not see myself ever giving it a second chance so because of that i will rate based on my belief that this place actually is better than my experiencenni want to start with the positive i like the casual space and i love the chef standing by the oven he is so cute looks like he is straight off of a nintendo game marioesque he looks like he is totally just jolly and humming while he works i love him i also like the pricesnnnow to the nitty gritty nwe were in a rush and i had heard they do pizza by the slice sounds fast to mennwell it was not we take a seat at the bar and the bartender is basically on the other side shouting at us i was not even sure he was talking to us did he want us to shout across and over all of the other people at the bar this was not a loud place it was actually super quiet in there so the shouting was very awkward and obnoxious i like to be greeted somewhat close to my face not shouted at made me really uncomfortable nnthen he was chit chatting on his phone it was obviously a personal call we just sat waiting and waiting to order our slices finally he makes it close to us to take our order and the jolly pizza oven man gets to work I am not sure what took so long after that but it took forever to get our slices we were there for minutes when i had expected it to take about nnmy friend got the plain cheese slice and i got the prosciutto arugala slice both were pretty nasty mine smelled like feet and fish that went in the trash we split her cheese slice to hold us over until we had time to pick up something else