text: It is for review day I cannot review the Walmart without reviewing the McDonalds that resides inside And boy is it some tantalizing stuffnnI try not to give too many star reviews but this McDonalds so deserves it I hardly frequent a McDonalds at all although this is my second McDonalds review in less than a week but I need to let the peeps in on this one No Yelper should go unwarned nnOf course I came to McDonalds since I have those coupons for their new contraption the McWrap Which when I pronounce very fast and in my Scottish accent sounds much like McCrap After my second go round with this thing I have made up my mind it is decidedly so I need to write McDonalds execs to change the name on this thing immediatelynnMy coupon for the day was buy a medium fries and a medium drink get a McWrap of your choice for FREE I have a hard time resisting free I am here to tell youWORST ALMOST FREE MEAL OF MY LIFE SeriouslynnIt was the tail end of lunchtime so the line was still a bit busy I patiently waited for almost minuteswhich is like forever in McDonalds time At least two folks left the line while I was there I know it is not McDonalds fault but the couple in front of me took up majority of the line space because they were in motorized wheelchairs And they were very loud This does not bother me much Butthey were also very stinky Yes stinky I have no problem with stinky in most cases I occasionally help the homeless so I know but the guy in front of me had not washed in DAYS if I were to guess To each his own and I know it is almost summer so I know we all want to save waterbut DAMN If I get a whiff and I have to take a step back You might be STINKY But who am I to judge I took a big step back and waited my turn Free is the motivation here I finally get up there to the McDonalds cashier and present my coupon to the guy He takes a look at it and says We do not usually take the promo coupons at this location but we will let you use it Then he proceeds to put the coupon onto a stack ofmore coupons Mind boggling to say the least He takes my order of a medium fries and medium drink asks me what type of McWrap I want Grilled Chicken Bacon and rings me up later I am given my receipt and asked to wait for my number to be callednnI wait And wait Obviously I am and minutes later I am still waiting Honestly what the Hell are you guys doing back there Mixing the masa for my fresh pressed tortilla Feathering a chicken Perhaps ripening a tomato I ask the McDonalds runner and he tells me We are waiting for your McWrap Of coursennAt this point I am almost running late to be back at work so the minute I get my order I bolt back to the office and have lunch at my desk Thankfully I am only three minutes away I really really should have just gone to the vending machine or eaten my stash of Reeses chocolate peanut butter eggs from last Easter Talk about disappointment I take out my McWrap from my bag and lay down the box of fries on my desk I continue working while munching away on what is supposed to be McDonalds claim to fame Their golden fries I bite into one eh a bit stale I bit into another one eh not enough salt I bite into yet another one eh cold I look down and whaddaya know My damn fry is not even barely cooked White like Olivia Wilde in the winter I look through the entire box and find at least half a dozen fries not cooked properly Not golden brown Not delicious Barely out of their frozen state and just limp Not acceptable Please check my pic for proof of this travesty McDonalds not doing their fries right is like IKEA not serving their Swedish Meatballs with gravy NO BUENOnnAfter getting over this somewhat I finally hit my stride to go on to my Grilled Chicken Bacon McWrap Wow talk about lightning striking twice This thing was lifeless After unwrapping this beast the box is still the best part about this McWrap I could just tell something was off Tortilla was already showing signs of being soggy way too long The chicken peeking out of the top was not looking tip top shape either After some hesitation I took a bite UGH I say UGH Freshness was not part of the gameplan for this McDonalds today All cold and soggy And upon all my McWrap was not built correctly Instead of having Spring Mix like it is supposed to there was plain old shredded iceberg lettuce And my bacon was missing In the words of our Lord Darth VaderNOOOOOOOO It was McCrap through through Totally upset over this one I have picture proof of this travesty of gourmet eats as well nnMcDonalds you have pissed off the wrong fatty I will definitely be calling your hotline to complain about this one for sure Knowing my luck I will get a coupon for a free McWrap CRAP