text: My wife and I have stayed at this hotel maybe times and at the Cabana suites twice Cabana review on their separate yelp pagennFor the main hotel we have stayed at both the Tower rooms and the original rooms The overarching feeling I have is that this place is really cool You HAVE to appreciate the Cortez being one of the last of the original hotelscasinos in Vegas If your into that more than anything stay in the original rooms Your room will have a tiny hint of years of nicotine and a slightly audible sound track of all the action down stairs Especially in the bathroomnnPersonally we are a little less keen on the smoke and noise so the tower rooms fit the bill Relatively new well done decor kind of reasonable prices for room service and okay service The shower has a small window that you can open if you like which I found extremely niceinteresting Others might notnnThe Cafe has ALWAYS been a favorite The food is actually REALLY good and has some of the most reasonable prices in Vegas Service has always been really shtty so just be prepared If the cafe had a personality it would be like Rainmans other talent was cuisine The food is really good but then the rest of the experience is enough to make you roll your eyes Here is the formula when you sit down wait minutes for your order to be taken then wait minutes When your food arrives they slap down your check and are not to be seen again Really guys One last rip on the cafe service if they had Keno runners they would probably make more money off of me That would be nice