text: First off I made a Yelp account just to review this place HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE EAT THIS I am utterly shocked that this place has tolerable reviews Do you people even have taste buds or do you normally just eat trash I guess compared to dumpster food you might think this place was good Do not get me wrong the greeter was awesome great customer service and sociable skills But it is the food that matters right So let us get to it The pizza was down right AWFUL My wife and I felt sick to our stomachs after eating a few slices It was lunch hour on a Saturday and it was DEAD people were there and they were well into their s The pizza was cold cheese was hard pepperonis were burnt We even got a few fresh slices packed with this cheese that had a weird tint to it It was a deep dish pepperoni pizza with pineapple I took one bite and the rubber martian cheese filled my mouth It tasted like I was chewing silly putty that someone poured tomato paste from a can on it Ci Cis pizza tastes like a star restaurant compared to this dump We ate what we could tolerate and left within minutes because we just spent close to bucks on this crap and could not just bail without something LONG STORY SHORT We wasted and some change that we could have gone to Ci Cis or Little Caesars with Never going again EVER I shiver at the thought of eating there again Prison food sounds better than this crap