text: I have never had any desire to be here I actually had no idea it was a place to be I did not even know where it was to be honest I had just heard about it just that it existed by name Nothing more Had I seen the reviews here before going I might not have even bothered nnA friend of mine was working the whole Fashion Week thing and somehow scored us these amazing allaccess VIP Super Passes to the whole thing including the after party held at the W nnThe downtown area was a traffic congestion nightmare so it took awhile to get a place to park They were holding a red velvet rope line show at the main entrance to the hotel where all the cars pull up So elegant and fancy We waited outside amidst the fumes and fancy rides for our turn to enter with our super passes for what seemed like forever nnAlas it was not meant to be as the guy at the door read giant useless turd in a suit finally told my lady friend that he can only let girls in that do not have guys with them and apparently only if they pass a certain age boob job slutty dress set of standards that only exist in this guys head Some guys were getting in but only models from the show pretty much nnI tried to convince my friend to just leave so we could go someplace I actually like but she was wanting to prove a point on principal She confronted him a few times about his being a soulless anus but he did not would not change his position about us nnI should have stepped in and said look we have been standing here long enough either let us the hell in or tell us we are not welcome here even with our allaccess VIP super passes so we can fuck off to someplace better where we do not have to look at your shitty face you hack nnIn the end our time was wasted Elitism won and we finally gave up since there was only an hour left of the night and the line had dwindled to only a few dozen people unfit to enter the exclusive party My friend was too upset to salvage the energy to go to another place She actually was over the whole Scottsdale thing and insisted that this was representative of the whole city I was unable to assure her it was not but I assure you it is not We hugged a sad goodnight right there in the W carport and went our separate ways nnIts easy to say I did not really want to be in there in the first place well I really did not I was just interested in having a drink with a friend and catching up The W just was not meant to be the venue to host such an event nnI never got to see the inside from the inside but I am pretty sure it smelled like shit covered in puke in there and was likely covered in some sort of sticky film that only drips off of the most hoity of toity It is not that I am jealous because I was already hanging out with all these same fake assholes at Fashion Week an hour earlier I do not know that a change of scenery would really make them that much more compelling and interesting In fact I am sure it would not It is just that I do not like places that judge you worthy or unworthy of coming in It is demoralizing and insulting Even if they had let us in I would have felt the same way nnPretentiousness is next to ugliness nnIf I had actually paid for that VIP Super Pass and not been let in to the party immediately I would be pretty livid Since it was free I cannot be that mad but the rope guy did not know I got the passes for free We were dressed nice and we are all fairly attractive people Maybe I am too old or too fat or did not have on an Ed Hardly or Affraction shirt Maybe this dude just did not like the cut of my jib No telling why for sure but I certainly would not have waited more than minutes if it was not for my friend wanting to get in It is just not something I do nnSo I did not get to see the inside of this place from the inside just the car port with the parade of Escalades sports cars and exhaust fumes I am sure it is pretty nice in there but the only thing I am willing to wait in line for that long is Space Mountain at Disneyland I am pretty sure there is nothing nearly as great inside this shallow pit of pseudo cool as fucking Space Mountain nnBlow me W you