text: You know a burger is bad when you take a bite and think to yourself Wow I have had hospital food better than this In fact I have had vending machine hamburgers better than this I am not exaggerating nnWe wanted a quick simple pub grub meal for our last dinner in Montreal since we have to be up early in the AM Since La Cage Aux Sports is right across from our apartment rental it seemed to fit the bill nnWe should have known when we walked in on a Friday night at and the place was COMPLETELY empty save for two middle aged guys holding up the bar Husband and I chose a seat at the other end of the bar and upon sitting down noticed that most of the bar was dirty with crumbs and wrappers I am not sure why the bar would be so filthy considering there was nobody in it but okay nnI ordered the Prime Rib burger The burger had many flaws but the most grievous sin was that it was burnt Seriously burnt black It tasted just like the kind of burger you would get in a vending machine the bun was your typical supersoft wonderbread kind and the meat was standard factoryissue I do not know why they would call it a Prime Rib burger when the beef had none of the juiciness or flavor of prime rib It tasted more like the burgers you get in the frozen food section in a bag of patties I am not above digging a Costco backyard burger but burning it into a lump of charcoal is unforgiveable I ate three bites which is amazing for a girl who can eat practically anything nnMy husband ordered the Hot Chicken Sandwich which were two pieces of thickly sliced white bread also of the spongy wonderbread variety with chunks of chicken in between The sandwich was then covered in gravy and then topped with peas The breadchickengravy monstrosity itself was barely warm but even worse the peas were cold and mushy So Very GrossnnDespite these huge shortcomings the bartenderwaitress was really nice though mostly absent Being tourists we did not have the guts to send the food back so we just left our entrees mostly uneaten and hightailed it outta there after finishing our drinks nnDinner ended up being cookies and chips from the CoucheTard a couple of blocks away Sad to end our great Montreal culinary tour on a bad note but all the other awesome meals we have had here made up for this giant dud