text: Support Your Local StrippernnFound an ad they were looking for a DJnnWhat the hell I am new in townnnStrip clubs have never been my thingnAnd Lorenzos Villa has not changed that at allnnNice to meet Angel and her friend CoConBut the poor Joe Dirt looking dude or the guy with the old run down Porsche that had to be parked just right and in frontnnThese girls really do not care for younnAt least the match stayed lit long enough to light my smoke through all of this thick desperationnnNice cold beernAnd next time I need a hit of Bon JovinYou got my biz Lawrencenn stars for now Somebody else take it higher I am getting dizzy