text: Bleccccccccchhhhh nnEveryone and their grandma has been raving about this place so I thought I would better go check it out I have been wanting to check out the Eureka Casino anywayone of those solidly unpretentious little locals dumps that will doubtlessly be imploded any day now Well after having checked it outIMPLODE AWAY I SAYnnEverything in this restaurant is coated insoaked inbathed inwallowing in grease My friend and I shared the pot stickers as an appetizer they were OK although also glistening with gratuitous grease As far as pot stickers gothey were like any other potstickers Except greasier All the better to slide down your gullet I guessnnNext I had the muchballyhooed Short Ribs Grilled Cheese BLEECCCHHHHH does not even begin to describe this monstrosity I thought the pot stickers were greasy this beast was OFF THE CHAIN GREASY It was like eating a heavilysalted Jheri curl sandwich I do not like wasting food so I managed to choke down half of it before giving up but it was GROSS It was SO salty it was almost like they were trying to cover something up Also the grease had a weird sort of stale aftertaste like they use the same fry oil over and over YUCK nnThe fries that accompanied the sandwich were similarly greasy I know I know French fries are called FRIES because they are FRIED but these were ridiculous I have had better fries in the employee dining room at Caesars Palace The fry grease had the same gross aftertaste as the sandwich which totally killed whatever was left of my appetitennNow you might chalk all of this up to my being a veggieeating commie bastard but guess what My friend who is most definitely NOT a veggieeating commie had the Fat Choy burgerand was similarly grossed out He reported that it too was astonishingly greasy although he did finish the whole thing so it could not have been THAT badnnYou might blame me for not having ordered something less greasy than a grilled cheese but the menu is extremely limited here one page only and since I do not like duck or pork I did not want to get the highlytouted bao or any of the rice dishes I am willing to bet they are just as greasy anyway In fact there was not much of anything on the menu that grew out of the ground it was all lard grease carbs and meatnnWhat really sucks is I came in here fully expecting to adore the place being as it is located in such a solidly unpretentious dive Speaking of whichnnAfter I gave up on eating and had sopped the grease off my face with no fewer than thirty napkins I went out into the casino to have a drink at the bar thinking I could salvage the evening with a little peoplewatching and a rum coke to cut through the grease still coating my tongue But even that went sadly awrynnFirst of all it is a cashonly bar and I did not have any on me So I had to get raped by the corner ATM and pay a surchargewhich brought the cost of my drink up to Strip prices anyway If I am paying Strip prices dammit I want to at least be able to ogle drunk bitches with fake tits etc But all I got was a depressing smokefilled room full of methheads with Kenny Loggins playing somewhere in the background That kind of ambiance is OK if you are in a certain moodnnbut when you are already on the verge of vomiting it are not no fun I finished my drink and got the fuck out of there probably never to return nnI never thought I would say this butthere are some places that DESERVE to be imploded You hear that Tony Hsieh Blow this bitch skyhigh and have at it even an elitist membersonly dog park would be better than THIS