text: Cool Funky retro furniture that looks like it could be from the snNot cool Furniture that is so dirty it actually LOOKS like it is from the s and has been sitting in my parents basement for two decadesnCafe Zuzu clean your freaking boothsnnThe first thing I noticed after sitting down here this morning was that the brown polyester upholstery on my chair was stained with milk And then looking around I noticed the walls of many of the booths same fabric were also stained The carpets were full of crumbs and food too That is what I expect from IHop not the Valley HonnMy husband and I ate here for Easter brunch but were overall disappointed The menu boring The prices OK but a bit high for what you are getting The service SlownThe decor Very cool I will admit I enjoyed sitting in the cafe with glass walls that were open to the pool and the cool decorations But that was about itnThe menu was all things like Denver omelet bacon and mushroom omelet scrambled eggs with grits pancakes what is this a breakfast join in Fargo or something Really that is the best you can do nI really wanted french toast but the only option Zuzu offered was cranberry and walnut which seemed a little seasonal As in NOT the springtime seasonnSo I settled for the eggs and grits The grits were really good The eggs were well scrambled eggs They were fine and all pretty tasty but that is it nI guess I just expected something more I was under the impression that this place was supposed to put a twist on the typical comfort foods but they seemed to forget to add the twistnI could have had a far more creative brunch at home