text: if you want to fit in san tan valley here is a step by step guidenn be really proud of yourself for buying a super cheap house in the middle of nowhere but do not tell anyone the location bc the moment you do people are less impressed and more turned off nn bc of you can afford rims on your car be sure to buy the ugliest ones possible people here prefer black rims with chrome outlinenn roll down your windowsnn tune your radio to rap music nn blast it really loudnn drive with your left arm only straight out and lean back be sure you wear your wrist watch on this arm so that others can see it out your window bonus points if you wiggle your wrist pretending to adjust the watch but really you just want it to sparkle under the lightnnim not exaggerating we saw about different cars like this while eating our china chef nni just checked out someone is profile who lives in san tan valley first person i clicked on listed interest purple drank what are the chances i rest my casennthis whole review is an embarrassment but it must be said nndont ask why i was in this part of town last night but i was and we were waiting for a long time in this shopping center and had not had dinner china chef of burger king china chef it is nnthe food was not disgusting actually it was just meh but edible and better than BK on nd thought maybe if i find myself in that horrible townshopping center i will do BK the space was clean and blah blah blah nnthats not the problem the problem is that the meal does not come with a gas mask for later and my body was not the only one having issues with this food for the record i have eaten my fair share of questionable food and i have never had a reaction like this nnshhuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeee