text: It is not often I get on the interwebs to rave about a corporate beast but when I do it is worth it Take note Madison take note nnIn addition to being able to shop for absolutely everything under the sun the place has bomb views yeah I said it and a geeked out escalator that your cart can ride up and down Friendly staff want to find stuff for you Seriously Make something up when they ask is there something I can help you find They are so eager so excited I could be standing in the toilet paper aisle and someone could approach and I will ask them where toilet paper is nnThe refrigerator section is brisk like hat and scarf brisk But if you crave cold you will enjoy that you can shop for tube socks a tube of chapstick and tubers all under the same roof I am not going to do my weekly grocery shopping at the place that also sells incontinence relief but if I am in the area and need deodorant I will not mind picking up a bunch of bananasnnHeres a pro tip for ya Do not go when students are getting back to campus Not only do they line the aisles shopping for cork boards full length mirrors that they will try to stick up with M Command adhesive and microwaves in odd colors like green apple but usually these coeds smell like the night before and it is hard to watch parents pretend like they do not know what really happened