text: Ugh nnA min wait greeted us before anyone recognized our presence We were offered complientary champaigne in consideration Who drinks champaingennWe were allowed to order wine prior to hearing of the chefs feast which offers a wine pairing That is dumbnnWe ordered a meatcheese plate It contained head cheese Hmmmm Overpriced and oversaltednn min later our salads came The salads were ok and unfortunately the highlight of the mealnn min later our main course came Overcooked uneventful lamennI cannot drink alcohol and ordered water Twice I was left w no water for extended periods Both times I was foced to ask for waternnThere were no hand towels in the unisex bathroom It is no fun to dry your hands using toilet papernnThe best part was saved for last Quiessence automatically adds an gratuity which is OK assuming the service is at least adequate It was not Further as our waiter dropped the bill he explained the goes to the house and anything additional we might addd though not required is most appreciated Egadwhy does the house need a service charge w the magnificent margins they charge for their normal food service And why do they put their staff in the position of shaking down their patrons for tipsnnAlthough it is a very nice calming setting I found myself wanting to leave after the first appy Food service and ancillary were simply terrible Stay away You will spend your for much better most anywhere else