text: It is time for an expedition to Tempe Marketplace What will I neednn Earplugs to block out the abysmal s music incessantly blaring from its speakersnn A bottle of chilled water to drink while traversing its endless parking lagoon between District and Grande Boxesnn An empty wallet so I do not buy all the massproduced crp for salenn A full stomach so I am not tempted by chain restaurants with mediocre food but amazing flarennLast but not leastnn Airplane tickets to a real marketplace in Europe or Latin America for all the consumer drones wandering around this depressing placennTempe Marketplace you are a FAIL