text: I want to give this place two stars It deserves two stars HOWEVER I have decided on for the sheer fact of the sale of cheap tacos and cheap beer nnI will be first to say that I strongly dislike the semidouchey scene of Loco Patron but what can one expect when they are in an OTSCO bar that is frequented by barely legal drinkers So I set my thirty year old snobbery aside and went for some cheap tacos When I walked in to what I thought was a restaurant I was carded WTF There was a year old kid munching on his taco watching my carding go down We locked eyes for a moment while the bouncer flashed his light on my ID I think the child was mocking me I was wondering why he was allowed in Oh well nnAfter that puzzling moment I met the gang While the conversation at the table was rousing I could not help but notice the cokeho dancing without any rhythm or to the music that was in her head at the bar in front of us She was really working it too I tore my eyes away from the train wreck to peruse the simple menu I ordered off of the regular menu to get some shrimp tacos They were pretty flavorful I was rather surprised I also ordered a steak taco off of the Taco Tuesday menu to try Again another pretty good flavorful taco The rice and beans were just alright Nothing too amazing nnI guess my overall impression is that Loco Patron is a great place to meet some friends if you are broke on a Tuesday and you are hungry and want a beer or two I would not rush back to visit this joint but it would do in a pinch