text: I do not know why I do this to myselfHow long does it take to make a bowl of delicious and nutritious oatmeal complete with cinnamon nutmeg maple raisinsyou know something good for mennIll tell you how longexactly secondsfrom scratchnnBut I got busy this morning and forgotagainnnSo I ran all morning long on nothing but coffee which would be enough some daysbut not todaynnBy the time I got done with power yoga on an empty stomach I was feeling decidedly in need of some serious retoxbut I did not go that waynnI decided to try to eat something a little bit healthyfor a changennAnd since I had not been to Berthas in a couple of years and they have their new location opened up I dropped by Berthas to grab a sandwich refortify mennI liked Berthas prior incarnation over behind the post office at th and Thomas and I was pretty regular customer there for a couple of yearsnnThis location this version Berthas version it cannot possibly be what they intended and must therefore be a midrelease version is lacking in few areasnn Service I used to appreciate that I was greeted with smile and a hi when I walked innot at Berthas vno hellono how can I help youno response to my hijust a vacant stare until I decided what I was going to have then writing followed by the totalthat was it followed by a shouted ORDER to the kitchennn Quality I appreciated that they always paid attention to details and that my sandwiches soup baked treats whatever were always well prepared and tastyWhen I got my Ham and Cheese Panini to goI was a little busy no bag check and no napkins when I looked in the bagI asked for them and was handed a wad of napkins with little more than a gruntI headed down the road and opened up the sandwichtook one bite and found ice crystals in the middle of the hamsemiwarm on the outside and still frozen inside or did the definition of Panini change while I was not lookingnn Atmosphere I liked the old spaceI realize that Berthas v was small but it was nicethe new release Berthas v space looks and feels like the remodeled on a budget second hand clothing store that this space probably wasnot a great room and not well done on the remodelI was waiting for my sandwich and thinking why were they closed for monthsI could have done this remodel all by myself over a long weekend for about including the apartment white paint for the wallsnnI made a completely legal YOUTurn as far as you know and went back to Berthas v and asked them about the ice in my PanininnNo oh I am sorry no can we make you anotherjust the blank stare from counter girlnnI suggested another attempt at Paniniing my paninishe took it back to the kitchen where I heard It is still cold and returned a couple of minutes later with my Panini easily identifiable by my bite marks on the corner of the panininnThey microwaved the friggin thing nnI headed back to my car and tried to eat my Paninido you know what microwaving does to thick crusted Italian rollsIt turns the crust to concrete is what it doesnnI was starving and I still only managed to get through about of the PanininnI think I am going to wait until the next release of Berthas to reloadnnIt could be that both Berthas v and Windows will surprise and delight mebut I have my doubts