text: No sir Look somewhere else nnLook for another place to lay your pretty head tonight or whichever night Do not book here If you played the Hotwirecom lottery and got this place you got fucked nnThat is my story Hotwire sometimes you want to find whoever conceived the idea and hug them nice and tight give them kisses on the cheek Other times like this you want to hold them by the throat with your dominant hand and slap them with your nondominant until you feel that justice has been served nnThe bathroom is there are no words for it really it is so dirty you do not want to wash yourself there It is dirtier than any hostel save for one shower that I have ever been in contact with I mean that black moldy grime in the grout it nnThat cannot be healthy It is not a recent feature either it has been like that for years at least A decade Clean the fucking showers you assholes You take bleach and dilute it with water although here it might require industrialgrade chemicals and ah forget it Fuck nnHotwire why do you do this nnThis is a fucking onestar property for hotel ratings not your preposterous two or two and a half or three or three and a half or whatever you assigned it I have had this happen twice with Hotwire so far luckily that is a small percentage and it makes me never want to be within fifty kilometres of a one star Hotwire Hot Rate motel because I cannot fathom how unpalatable it must be Maybe one stars are like the thirteen floor in buildings just supposedly not there Unassigned nnThere was this guy arguing with the front desk employee when we checked out Did not look pretty or sound like it was going to end well There is no front desk personnel there at night so if one is checking in late there is a number posted outside the door that one calls to get them down Check in starts at PM check out is at AM nnWiFi is free albeit slow and the free breakfast is not an actual breakfast but some old morethanlikely expired muffins in a basket and coffee There is a discount for The Good Egg next door if one shows them the room key most positive aspect of having a room key for this property nnParking is free and there are washers and dryers that you can pay to operate Petfriendly apparently nnThe bed is a bed so it is a smidgen better than sleeping on a fucking sidewalk I suppose EnnFootnote Last night on the strip I did see three different people sleeping on sidewalks and they looked fairly content with themselves and their living arrangements