text: Ahhhhh Ghetto Frys This is where I used to buy sandwiches with change when I was super broke using the selfcheckout kiosks nnJust recently I had a bunch of change to redeem and I thought of places to hit up a Coinstar Ghetto Frys I decidednnThis place is very very strange I remember walking in one time and everyone looked scared I do not know how to explain it but everyone sort of stopped what they were doing and looked at me with these blank expressions and I wondered to myself what was going on Was the place getting robbed or something Suddenly someone screamed and someone else yelled out There it is That is when I saw a manager chasing a bird with a broom The bird had knocked some shit off of some shelfs and caused quite a commotionnnIf I had a nickel for every time I came into this Frys location either drunk stoned or both I would have enough money to buy myself and three of my closest friends Flinstones PushPopsnnThe cashiers and the managers are all nice but rest assured if you shop here you will encounter mutants And I do mean mutants The store itself is actually sort of depressing There are definitely normal people who shop here like college kids and stuff but it seems like the place sort of wallows in its own selfpity If you shop here enough times you WILL see someone in a motorized wheelchair absolutely furious with a cashier that they cannot buy alcohol with an EBT cardnnIt does the job though If you live around here their produce is fresh they have good prices and you can get in and out relatively quickly because it is laid out pretty nicely