text: I am not impressed with the Mondrian at all I have stayed here or times and each time left with a irritated feeling and an empty pocketbook nnThe rooms are upwards of bucks a night For that you would expect them to be decent When you first glance in at the black and white interior you find it modern and sleek pretty swanky Upon further investigation you realize it is all a scam They must have went to Design on a Dime for ideas then left because they could not afford it The remodeling from the James consists of sheets tacked to the walls and dangly things hot glued to the undersides of the counters the bathrooms are a joke and I have almost broken the sliding doors twice sober Also the TVs are too big for the rooms so they must be watched at an odd anglennThe Skybar over looks the parking lot how tacky and hot is thatnnThe pool is a pretentious joke You should be a beauty queen or at least have an expensive rack The cabanas can be rented for a day for that you get a TV misters and a couch I have actually been here on a few occasions because friends have DJd and my friend is the bar manager it always helps to choke down free drinks But if I was paying Last time my friend ordered a pitcher of Sangria We knew it would be expensive but They use little penguin wine that you can pick up for bucks I was not even able to get drunk enough to enjoy the underwater speakers Ostentatious jerks