text: Pisspoor food and service at gourmet burger restaurant prices nnThis establishment is so atrocious one wonders whether it would better to simply toss remaining Grouponuaes in the whitecoloured Waste Management recycle bin One wonders how it even stays in businessnnThis place is subpar even by fast food standards the audacity that they possess to charge what the burgers would go for at Hubert Kellers Burger Bar is offensive nn for an original and a drink No not an alcoholic drink although it would have taken quite a few of those to make this shitshow remotely tolerable but a regular five cent concoction of syrup with waternnSo what exactly am I complaining about Mainly the fucking burgers suck They suck Lower quality than Burger Kinguae Lowest quality and most charred burger I have ever paid for worse than eating at the DFACChow Hall in the military Worse than eating at the fucking public school cafeteria Just marginally better than literally starving of hunger I would have to give it some further thought nnSo how the hell do they manage staying in business Beats the fuck out of me nnCome here if you wish for your meal to be more expensive shittier and be prepared slower and possibly receive the wrong order of the time they have screwed up my order here than if you just go to another burger restaurant which is just several hundred meters away on the North East side of Fashion Show nnDo yourself a favour go to Stripburgeruae They know what they are doing there and are much faster than here anyway E