text: Red Square is an incoherent mess a poorlyconceived tributeparody of the coldwarera soviet union complete with kitschy cocktail names missthemark decor and a headless Lenin statue out front nnShort take Drinks Yes Food No Douchebags and blankeyed tourists MostlynnMy wife and I gave it a go while too lazy to venture out of Mandalay Bay where we were staying and things started off surprisingly well Drinks while oddly rich in Sierra Mist and other kidscandy mixers are fairly well executed Some menuborn promises such as a chocolatecovered plantain in the Russkie see stupid names are satisfied in name only In that case by a dehydrated plantain chip with a smear of chocolate on it rode the foam of a bananacreme martininnOur server had zero taste first recommending the steak tartare and then mauling it tableside by adding absolutely everything served on the plate to it If I wanted even parts caper onion beef and horseradish sauce mashed together I would have done it myself for less than nnFoie gras was okay not great as the foie gras itself was uncharacteristically bitter served with a berry sauce an apple bacon and french toast points There is a reason that most French preparations stick to brown sweets like apple raisin and fig Berries for the failnnMy wifes entree lobster fettucini was remarkably unremarkable with a rubbery overcooked lobsterclaw in a thin and undersalted cream sauce She was tired and the notreallyrich cream sauce was all she was really looking for OuchnnMy entree the Stroganoff was absolutely offensive In short it tasted like boiled anus The tenderloin tips were overcooked fibrous and bland and they rode around in a sauce so poorly seasoned that it could absolutely never have been tasted by anyone in the kitchen The noodles were reasonably cooked but covered in that terribly executed sauce and it was all topped off with onion strings that had clearly been fried at least minutes prior to being plated They tasted of cold congealed fryer grease and they were the only salt carrier of the dishnnNear the end of our meal crappy club music and I like club music started thumping through the entire venue Not a gracious end to a meal that cost nearly before tipnnMerely feet from Wolfgang Pucks Lupo which I have never been to but clearly has to be better you would have to have suffered a debilitating brain injury or lost a bet to end up at Red Square for anything but drinks