text: Oh my goodness this place is so bad it is almost funnynn The alcoholic slushies somehow manage to have a rancid etherlike smell and to have seemingly no alcohol in them at the same time They also taste strongly of food coloring I could barely finish mine which was highly recommended by the waitressnn A friend of mine took one bite of his cheesesteak and did not touch it again I can only assume it was inedible I hedged my bets and got chips and a trio of dips salsa spinach and artichoke and homemade cheese sauce I thought how bad can this be To hedge further I asked the waitress if the cheese was actually made in house Um I do not know I do not work in the kitchen I would have prompted her to go find out but I figured again unwisely how bad can it be nnHeres a breakdown of how bad it was the chips were stale The salsa had a strangely off taste and smellalmost as though it was borderline bad I took a few bites just to be sure and my date did too Yup Something is wrong The spinach and artichoke dip had a distinct freezer note And the cheese sauce Ohh the homemade it said so on the menu cheese sauce I would bet my firstborn that pool of fetid yellow rubber was not conjured in house If it was holy crap these people need to fire their cooksnn We were in the quiet part of the bar relatively speaking and it was still fairly noisy After sometime around someone turned up the music so loud we were shouting over it We settled our bill and got the heckfire out of therennNot many places raise my ire to scathing onestar levels but Wet Willies did in a big way this is probably abundantly clear The real tragedy is that it seems like people consider this a fun place to hang out with decent daiquiris I can only thank God I am not in the drinkmyfacenumb phase of my life anymore if this is how the younguns get it done in Charlotte