text: This would be a fourstar joint if it was not a burger joint Why Because it is a field crowded with gems Browse my reviews Bowery Stout Umami I cannot justify giving Holsteins a when those places got s and s That being said there is a lot of good stuff at Holsteins and I would proudly give it a if that were possible nnLets start with their best the boozy milkshakes also available in nonboozy versions I ordered the Fat Boy It was awesome Everything you want in a milkshake candy delicious vanilla milkshake PLUS booze nnThe service pretty good They were very attentive and helpful with the baby even when he spilled all the milk they very nicely brought for him They were great to the adults too nnAs for the food as I said the burgers were a The fries were good not great I ordered the Gold Standard I expected better Not that it was bad I was just expecting to be blown away and I was not It is a hefty burger splitable if you do not want to stuff yourself especially if you get a milkshake I can put it away and I needed to ask for a box for some of it nnSo I apologize if my review seems lackluster It is definitely good but you can probably find a better burger within a block if you look