text: Stayed here while we celebrated my brothers bachelor party for several days not too long ago Got pyramid suites on the same floor with two queen beds in each so it accomodated the of us pretty well nnThe quality of the room was like a motel beds were unremarkable but watching my brothers hungover fat friend soak himself in the large tub in the corner of the suite proved amusing nnCant complain about the price a night for each suite They told me no wifi in the room even if I paid for it but hey there is complimentary WIRED internet in the room Is this place stuck in the year Do people other than business men still travel with their laptopsnotebooks I thought most people have smart phones and tablets these days No wifi pfffft nnMy reservation included a dollar food and beverage credit per room Funny thing was this credit was only useable at the nicer restaurants where all the entrees are at least or or so nnThe staff was friendly for the most part no complaints there nnAgain the big part for me was the hidden resort fee on top of my prepaid room I was never informed of the resort fee at check in or at check out per room The lady in the accounting department days later told me that includes FREE wired internet a FREE newspaper FREE pool access and FREE access to the gym nnWell its not really FREE then is it nnLastly while calling the hotel days later to inquire about the surprise resort fees that showed up on my credit card I had to wait fifty minutes Each time I called them I was able to get through to a reservations agent within seconds but accounting I had to wait FIFTY minutes I counted them I Am serious Their accounting was in some central off site call center too its not like it was some small team there at the hotel Just this process of TRYING to inquire about my extra fees was honestly what pushed me over the edge from a not that great stay to i am never staying there again as well as inspired this review nnNEVER AGAIN LUXOR NEVER AGAINnnnOne last detail I threw up on the elevator And i am not sorry Yes ON it