text: Oh Lord where do I start with this onennI knew the experience was going to be bad when I was too late in recovering my comp card during the transaction I thought I had forgotten my card to give me a discount but after a quick check of the side pocket in my wallet I realized that I had my card with me all along nnOh here it is I smiled at the cashier handing her to the card She looked the height of annoyed at me and said I have already rung it up as she processed the last of my credit card Did she cancel the order Oh heavens no That would take what button presses to adjust Do not want to tire out the fragile lamb Did I mention that there was no one behind me so she would have had more than enough time to adjust my order It was not happening and she let me know itnnThe Feast is more like a Fe It is small Surprisingly so I have been to small buffets but the selection was really limited But it is the food that matters rightnnIf you like fried chicken jerky masterfully placed on a chicken bone and other freezedried foods you will feel like you are eating either the best camping or astronaut food around I walked around in hopes of finding some sort of culinary salvation but the best I got was a bad stomach ache after the mealnnThe desserts however were not bad and the dispenser iced tea was okay They did a fairly decent job of clearing the tablennAnd so chronicles the first and last time I will eat there I might have endured the mummified food if not for the rude service