text: So I was in Vegas this past weekend It was the last weekend of drunken debauchery for a buddy of mine So myself and other dudes roll in a stretch H to Scores We get hooked up No Cover get the VIP section We did have to do bottle service which was no prob I mean guys and buy one get one did not cost too much So we get bottles of i do not know what kind of vodka and we get more free so that was sweet So walking into this place is pretty nuts For one place is GInormous floors of loud music darkness to hide the ugly chicks and all the no no stuff going down tiggo bitties butt floss and dudes So we get up to the second floor VIP section and the drinks are flowing I think I am on my th or th cranvod and I am toast I am asking why the waitress who was hotter than all the strippers in the place was not getting down with the lap dances Yea she she was really flattered by my drunken dumbnessAlcohol Wes and hot chicas do not mixsometimesanyways enough about thatnThis chicks with the test tube shots were cool Pay bux the chick puts the tube in the cleveland and you get to shoot it Pretty simple and funnSo the talent in this place was not that good I mean you can look hot as hell but damn after snaps can a brotha get a boner even just a tiny rush of blood to the other brain cmon this jack hammer puy move thing that the strippers were doing just was not workin Hmm maybe I was just too damn drunk to feel anythingaw well