text: This was hands down the worst stay I have had in Vegas Aria takes itself so seriously but lacks any sort of substance Everything about this place is wrong from the overdone technology that barely functions to the almost inedible room servicennI booked a room at the Sky Suites The stay started off well enough with a limo picking me up and taking me to the private entrance The free lounge area was nice except for the scores of other guests scurrying to hoard as much free stuff as possible The frenetic atmosphere of this area reminded me more of a Shoneys than a classy loungennThe technology in the room was excessive and barely worked The jets in the Jacuzzi tub turned on randomly We ordered pizzas from room service that were without a doubt the worst pizzas I have ever had in my life And I have had a lot of pizza The entire pie was about inches thick The crust was inches the sauce inches and I am not kidding about inches of disgusting low quality cheese was piled on top And they charged almost for itnnIt did not end there To try to make up for the horrible heartburn suffered from room service I looked for a coffeemaker or some other device to make tea None in the room I called Room Service and they wanted to deliver it to me nnWe asked them not to clean our room They called separate times to confirm this and then started to clean our room at PM when we were out And when we complained no one carednnAria should rename itself Kafka because the cold indifference of the staff was really the icing on the cake In the most contrived tone they could possibly muster the front desk pretended to care about my terrible stay With SO MANY better hotels in Vegas do not make the same mistake I did and choose Aria