text: Man this place needs a face lift The ladies restroom looks like it is right out of the mid s complete with little yellow tiles It looks like your high school womans locker room BAD news bears Oh and getting to this place even when you are a local is next to impossible We parked in the garage in the back and walked across the pool area once we got permission from the walky talky guy bc we did not have hotel room keys MissionnnWe had to make our reservation with the Hotels VIP services because apparently the spa was so busy extremely understaffed that they do not answer their phones My friend wanted a female massage therapist she of course was with a male so we had to swap No Biggie HandlednnChecking in was slow checkout was even slower lady before me was complaining about her minute massage saying it was not very goodand she was getting it comped Also bring warm clothes no kidding this place hikes the air down to like degrees It was even too cold in the gym after a mile jognnWaiting areas before and after massages need to be revamped There was absolutely no music on no water sounds no water features and it was way too bright in there Where you keep your stuff is fine enough and the one amazing feature is they had all the water juice tea and fruit one could possibly wantnnMy massage therapist was pretty good It was very relaxing I would never go out of my way to go back And if I was staying at the Luxor I might go out of my way to go somewhere else close by