text: Welltake this for a grain of salt as seen through the eyes of a grown up and not a kidsnThis place saw it is prime about years ago literally Every ride looks like it has been revived from the farthest reaches of the s In fact this park is better suited not as a fun place for kids but as a setting for a movie where the penultimate chase happens in a longforgotten and rundown amusement park I think there was a Liam Neeson movie that ended like this actuallynnDont bother with the allday passes as there are zero rides that the kids might want to ride more than once nnWe got there right at am on a Sat and so there were no lines at all The whole ambiance kind of felt like what Michael Jacksons personal theme park might have looked like if he were galavanting about on his own I really cannot imagine waiting in any sort of line for any of these rides They are all very disappointing and well lame nnSo says my yr old and yr oldnnThe highlight was the soft pretzel from the snackstandnnSave your money and do not bother coming here