text: More like Plan on not being able to get a drink UghnnWhen this place first opened it had a lot of promise The space is nice overall and the very stale Madison gay scene was in need of some serious reinventing Unfortunately everything that made this place cool has either faded or disappeared completely leaving behind a rude overlypretentious crowd in a club that is desperately trying to give off big city vibes It is not workingnnLets start with my biggest problem it is virtually impossible to get a drink here Bartenders are beyond slow terribly inattentive and usually downright rude I have never seen a bar with so many barbacks and yet the bar is never appropriately stocked At any given time there could be as many as five bartenders or as few as one behind the main bar They frequently disappear for long periods of time leaving crowds of people desperately fighting for space at the overly cramped bar Moving some of the chairstools out of the way on busy Friday Saturday nights would help with the space problem but you would still be fighting to get the attention of a single bartender There is clearly no system in place for working the bar here as bartenders do not stick to one area and it is completely possible to stand at the bar for minutes without being noticed This is totally unacceptable to me and it is not because this place is popular I have been to many many clubs across the country on some very busy nights and have never waited as long as I did at Plan B nnThe second major problem is the people While this was created as a gay bar it is clearly not any longer having been completely overrun with collegeaged women who have no qualms about pushing shoving and kicking their way through the crowd on the way to the dance floor I have never been pushed in a bar so many times in my life and it was almost always by straight women I get that Madison does not have much for dance clubs but it is unfortunate that the straights need to behave so rudely in a space that was not created for them I certainly think straight people should be more than welcome in any gay space but they need to follow the rules of basic etiquette If I wanted to be pushed around in a straight club I would have gone to onennSadly the owners do not really seem to care Although the club has been open now for well over a year now it still looks largely unfinished in places The bathrooms are a mess and the walls are terribly bare There are still major ongoing technical problems an extremely poorspotty sound system cheap and uninspired dance floor lighting and music that frequently just drops out midsong DJs generally spin bland pop music with no idea how to work a crowd And did I mention the awful staff who are far more apt to spend time removing their shirts and checking out their own bodies than actually serving drinks Do not bother trying to make suggestions or constructive criticisms on the clubs Facebook page as you will only wind up being deleted Very classy Plan BnnBottom line this place is not worth the time effort money of frustration that a visit will undoubtedly because I will not be back and you should not either