text: Ah Pollock The memories Most people who have stayed here did so as freshers although the uni does rent out the nicer blocks to tourists or people attending conferences at the onsite conference centre St Leonards HallnnThe tourists only ever get put in Chancellors Court or John Burnett House as the others are pretty skanky breezeblock cells housed in ugly s wannabe tower blocks and also because these two are the most expensive When the rahs go home for summer and are not cluttering up the quad with their stupid huge hairdos and jack wills tracksuit bottoms this place is pretty good There are a few grassy areas for lounging on during the rare suny days there is an onsite pub and there is also a little corner shop which is fairly wellstocked nnJust do not eat in the JMCC canteen They like to dress it up and call it a restaurant but it will always be a canteen And not a very good one at that