text: The last time I saw guys in a bus handing things to a huge crowd I woke up a week later on the Phish tour bus with a girl name Love Moonbeamor Moon Lovebeamor Beam Moonlove Maybe it was Nancy Whatever It was told I had a good time I was told I was a God I was told to get off the bus immediately Damn hippies are so sensitive Make one Grace Slick heroin joke and suddenly you are Pol Pot Never trust a hippie Always wash any midget you come in contact with Two things that will serve you well dear readersnnWell what does this brief moment with the unwashed have to do with anything I do not know I just swallowed two green pills I found in an alley way I woke up in last night Another long story but it begins as all long stories dowith a fist full of cash and a woman of illrepute So before I nod off or run miles backwards againI will continue with my words of love food and tiny microbes that live in our brainsnnSo everywhere Rex has hung his hat his lovely purple feathered hat one constant thing I hear is how the hell did you find us After that is how good the Slider Truck is Slider Truck Screams as they run Faint murmurs of Slider Truck Silence Time and time again The same pattern I know why they scream I did not understand the Slider Truck obsession Well Rex is no stranger to herpes and taking food from strangers in a vehicle Usually with those two things I see a because and effect Thankfully this time I did not have to do anything untoward just pay money and the food camennSo me and my favorite part time wench went to a park in Henderson to try this local phenomenon I got into line The line barely moved I waited The line barely moved I waited minutes and I was not much closer Rex became angry Rex became incensed Rex cried out to the skies Rex cried After an hour two beatings and a slight case of heat stroke I arrived at the window I had gone to their website and studied their menu I knew what I wanted I ordered like a pro The kid who took my order smiled brightly and called me his hero I blushed Me and my sometimes intimate partner I only have to pay scale moved over to wait some more We ordered Barbie Pep Pep and Pulled Porkies We added drinks and the sweet potato fries We waited some more It took time Rex hates waiting and this has tried my patience and my left hook to the point of exhaustion Finally the food came We celebrated We danced She cried out of her nonglass eye It was a beautiful day only about degrees outside We sat under a tree The food smelled great nnI ate the Barbie and the BBQ sauce was great and the caramelized jalapeno balanced the sweetness The Pep Pep was like an attempt at a gourmet Big Mac The sauce was very familiar and very tasty Tangy and sweet It was good Then the pulled pork Tender pork bbq sauce and a little heat from the jalapeno I ate one of the sweet potato fries and then put about of the container in my mouth at one time The verdictdecidedly mixed I admire these kids and their attempts to recreate the food trucks of other citiesbut it needs to be more than just clever and right now this is just clever The star of the show was the pulled pork and whyit was the only thing that was not overcooked It was not sauced enough and it needed a little more flavor in the pork when it was cooking but overall it was very good The bun has a bit of grease on it and that made it very buttery That was nice The burgers had the potential to be amazing but they just were not They were so far overcooked that the Barbie I had was like a hockey puck The Pep Pep was very good but again over cooked and under sauced I loved the fries They were well done and relatively inventive Salt sugar and spice Excellent Another surprise flavor could have really stepped it up a notch but I am not going to nitpick nI want to like these guys I want to support them But when I spend almost bucks on dinner I better get more than some really over cooked meat The portions were slider size but the prices were gourmet for bucks and the execution was decidedly NOT gourmet nnI think the worse thing I can say is that given the wait the overcooked meat and the lack of some basic fundamentals with the food I cannot say I would come back If I did not have to wait an hour I would eat there again but right now the town is obsessed with novelty food that lacks sophisticationwhy should I spoil that for them To me this is like dating a supermodel without a vaginaslightly depressing terribly irritating and not worth the time you put into it You want to love her but you cannotnnYou can love Rex Try as hard as you can Rex cannot love you