text: If you are into Ahwatukee Housewives swapping and popping prescription smack on Saturday night having your ass grabbed by a creepy divorcee old enough to be your father weak sauce beverages and Mexican food that makes Taco Bell look appealing then you will absolutely love Loco PatronnnI also have not been back in four years so maybe things have changed Still I would not go out of my way to give it another shot