text: The Event Bachelor PartynnThe Location LuxornnThe results Luxor sucksnnExplanation We all got rooms on the same floor We were mistakenly given a nonsmoking room So we were upgraded to a room in The Tower with the same view of the pool we originally had Room sucked It was defiantly no upgrade It was almost identical to the last room except less cool a longer walk from the casino and rest of party and the only view was a nice view of a roof What is worse is that we could not get back to the rest of our party due to the hotels key locked elevators If you do not have a key for that floor you cannot get there by elevatornnSo now we are in a crappy room far away from the party with no way to get to the floor our friends are on When I addressed this with management they treated us like we were giving them a hard time rather than trying to help us find a solution Compromise after talking with different staff comp buffet passes THEN when I went to take a shower I noticed a black handprint on the shower wall When I went to complain about that we were regarded with suspicion and told that a sanitation manager would have to inspect the room to validate our claim I offered to have CSI come up and carbon date it We were comped two spa packages after two visits to the front desk and about half an hour of arguing and waiting Spa comps were weak anyways and only covered gym and hot tub use No one showed up to look at caveman handprint in the shower and no one came to clean it All comps were the definition of weak and we only ended up useing onennOther gripsnnATMs went down across the whole casino but only crashed after your request to remove funds was processing leaving you with the concern that it would withdraw the money without you actually getting it I am sure a complaint to the bank about a casino ATM not giving you your money would sound REAL believable They charge a withdrawl Other banks charge and their ATMs NEVER go down You clowns cannot keep your ATMs running at a pop PleasennHotel rooms are janky and have funky ironing boards that fall out of the closet cheap TVs and clocks with the time screwed up we all thought we woke up at PM instead of AM because the room clock was offnnPyramid balcony railings are so weak you can shake the whole thing with one handnnAmenities close relatively early at night spa buffet probably why we did not redeem our compsnnConclusion Bachelor Party was a BLAST No thanks to the Luxor and I am I am left with the fact that I will never have the hours of my life back that I spent waiting in line to talk to the staff and arguing with them All of us agreed to try some other strip hotel next time