text: I was always told how great Fat Heads was Unfortunately I was more underwhelmed than amazed by the famous Carson Street eatery It is basically a greasy spoon with a lot of beernnAll everyone talks about at Fat Heads is the beer Do not get me wrong as a hop headed beer snob the beer is the only reason the place got a star in my book They have about selections on tap with at least of their own from their brewery incoughClevelandcough Avoid the FH beers They fall into the classic trap of thinking more hops better beer This equation makes for same tasting beers with not charachter or personality of their own All in all a good place for a brewnnThe food however leaves something to be desired The food is greasy and disgusting It is all overpriced and overspiced I get the spiciness blow out our taste buds so we buy more beer This is all well and good if you are just looking for a booze sponge but for those of us who are not six feet deep in our cups the food is lackluster on a good day Aside form the sandwiches being bland overspiced and dripping grease the sides hand cut chips and fries are pretty bad too I have mentioned in another review that a fry should be seasoned and crispy even more so if it is a fresh chip No dice at Fat Heads Chips and fries come out cold rubbery and seasonless It makes me think they just run their fryers constantly and just have a huge batch of chips and fries at all times which makes the policy of not being able to substitute them even more infuriating I am forking over a sizeable chunk of my hard eaned money now give me what I want For those of you that want a grease mop to soak up the alcohol you could do worse For those of us that are still aware of the taste buds in our mouths we can do much much betternnThe atmosphere is Fat Heads is kind of spotty as well On the rare occasions when they are not packed to the rafters I really dig it The staff is usually friendly I think I had one iriitable and incompetent server a few months ago but I have not seen him since and I am a sucker for exposed brick However more often than not the place is swarmed and packed so tight with to be honest every kind of asshole imaginable that I cannot even enjoy myself when I am therennTo sum up come for the beer after you already have a full belly