text: They are one day away from their First Friday hard opening and this is the best they could do Fifteen bucks for a burger and fries I have happily paid many times at many places but here Not so happynnI was warned they have gotten off to a horrid start but did not want to believe that precious Scottsdale place cannot figure out hipster downtown PhoenixnnI called when I got out of the Jeff Speck talk over by City Hall and got hung up on in the middle of asking whether they do takeoutnnSo I rode my bike there anyway to find out how supremely busy they must have been on a glorious Thursday night to hang up on a takeout order tables out of have guests dealt with by two wait staff with two other staff wandering around and two cooks on dutynnTwo strikes already but wait It is goes on The cashier was too busy to even speak with me for about minutes I never could figure out what she was doingnnSo I ordered a cheeseburger from this French Bakery note that is IS NOT a Boulangerie with fries to go She just looked at me and said is that all I said yes and she looked disappointed After a few seconds she asked Do not you want bacon and mushrooms I thought maybe saying yes might get the order processed I was right So I asked how long it would take Was told minutes Which seemed slightly quick even though nothing was being cooked in that momentnnSo I came back minutes later and sat around for minutes eventually noticing two little boxes over by the cashier who was chatting away at another employee So I waited seconds before going over to find out whether the little boxes were my order She stopped chatting long enough to put the boxes in a bag and hand the bag to mennIve seen greasy spoon short order cooks fork a parcooked hunk of meat out of some liquid slop and slap it on a grill This burger tasted like that I noticed a few little squiggles of something that could have been mushrooms and a few flakes of something that could have been bacon bitsnnI only had to bike blocks home The food was luke warm At least the fries taste better lukewarm than McDonalds fries donnBut that re heated burger not good It does something to the texture of the meatnnThere is serious competition in downtown Phoenix now This place is not ready to succeed here