text: Disappointing As a vegetarian I had high hopes for Fern but the food was flavorless and executed poorly The atmosphere is cozy small and quaint with soft mason jar chandelier lighting The service was good But I cannot get over how bad the food was nnThe CAULIFLOWER POUTINE was a good idea but the potato mixed with the cauliflower had been whipped to the point of having a gluey texture The kind of texture that makes your tongue stick to the top of your mouth while you are trying to chew The cheese curd tasted like mozzarella which was fine but nothing special The tomato gravy was fine and the little pile of greens on top were the only interesting flavor in the dish very strong and herby We were planning to order a few more appetizers but after the Poutine showing we ditched that idea nnThe OM BURGER was inedible The bun was dry and hard and the burger patty was dense and hard and flavorless The condiments could not save this burger nnThe YEAR OLD SOURDOUGH FLATBREAD title created a hype that the thick hard stale nonsour flatbread did not live up to I took bites which was too many On the plus side the topping chorizo verde sauce red onions and cotija cheese was flavorful and delicious Unfortunately I am not interested in scraping and only eating the top of my pizza nnThe sides were also a disappointment The QUINOA of the day was described as red quinoa mango mint red onion and some other delicious sounding ingredients It was fresh and cold but not at all delicious After coating with salt a few bites were edible but really still no flavor at all nnThe SMASHED CRISPY FINGERLING POTATOES had potential but only of potatoes were actually smashed and crispy The other were whole boring fingerling potatoes with no flavor or crunch After mixing the flatbread topping with some of the potatoes I was able to eat a few bites nnThe waitress seemed surprised that we did not want to take togo the of our dishes that we did not eat No thanks We are heading to Taco Bell for a little flavor