text: This place is a conveyor belt for longfrozen dry overcooked approximations for food They think that by making the burgers bigger people will equate that with value despite the fact that the big stuff is overpriced and the smaller stuff is even more overpriced I got a chicken sandwich here for seven bucks that was smaller than a deck of cards burned blacker than the bottom of a demons feetnnTheir hamburger is virtually tasteless so they splatter them with all kinds of sauce and wilted toppings The only thing fresh here is a couple of the vegetables which typically only serve to make the massive starchy buns slide around And their soda is watered downnnThe natural cut fries were cut from potatoes all right a long time ago Clearly frozen to a point where their natural flavor is all but gone And the only reason the crisscut fries are anywhere near decent is the massive spice layer that manages to hold in extra fryer oil Underneath it is still awful and tastelessnnCarls was not quite this bad a few years back They were still pretty awful but these days at this location in particular it is a train wreck I gave them the benefit of the doubt a few times now and every time I am disappointed and end up feeling disgusting and shameful Not to mention robbed of a few extra dimesnnNailing it all home is their deplorable ad campaign which covers all their bags and cups with snarky bullshit about how awesome they are punctuated with That is just the way it is You know something is wrong when JackintheBox does a better job of condescending to you not to mention serving a better version of godawful fast food at a less insulting pricennIf this franchise had a face I would punch it