text: There is one major problem with the light railit is not outside my front door and I demand this change Given that I have no ability to build my own tracks I think this means the problem might be me and my Scottsdale ghetto home I guess this means I need to move or get a second degree in engineeringnnThe trains are fabulously clean I have not seen such well cared for trains since Germany and this one really odd dream Also the odd character to average character ratio is quite low in comparison to cities like NY Boston and SF It does not hurt that the trains look like some kind of futuristic transportation from Total Recall I would like to see at least one train go all black with rims so I could roll into CenPho in style Still I am happy to roll in sea foam bluegreen into all the best areas in Tempe Downtown Phoenix Central Ave and even Mesa right as if there is a best area in Mesa nnApparently the trains go west beyond Central Ave too and are heading further west at some future date but I am fearful of heading west to places that end in ale mostly because I hear the chance of being attacked by a chain restaurant are quite high nnFairs are great too a ride at least that is what I pay because that seems to be the best option on the screens it takes to purchase a ticket Reallyshould not there be a single button for a single ride I know now somebody is going to point out that said button does exist That is OK the screens increase the fun and tension as the train approaches nnFor going out in Tempe and Phoenix this is the way to go even without the rims But let us not forget to askwhy are half of the stops in places nobody wants to go why did not the track extend directly to the airport why is Scottsdale so opposed to having an effective system of public transport reach their rhinestone city nnAdd extensions and this train can really get rollingof course that probably means higher taxes so I will wait for the deep freeze down below instead nnUltimately it is clear that I need this transport device at my beck and call so I guess it is time to move But if I get mugged or hit by a car or an angry hipster or a silent train on my morning run in CenPhothey better name that black train after me