text: Russ and I ventured in here on a Saturday Night Labor Day weekend after taking down some fine beers at a Montreal establishment I was admittedly nervous as that I had chickened out last time I went to a strip club with Russ I had told him I would buy him a lap dance and did not since Russ is about teh boobs I had to find the most curvacious buxom woman in Super Sexe and I found hernnAll I can say is VaddaVoom She was all real and yay not a total stick figure After drinking about over priced Heinekens I finally had the courage to ask her So if I wanted to buy my boyfriend a lapdance from you could I watchnnWell not only could I watch I could join in on the fun Apparently we had options we could sit with all the college kids about to rocket off through their jeans getting lap dances in the bull pen orrrrrrrrrrrwe could go upstairsnnlooks over at pathetic guys with their eyes rolled back in the headsnnUpstairs we gonnAfter hearing what Chris Rock said about the Champagne room I was wary but decided to take the hit and Russ and I followed her up into the depths of the back stair case The second floor was full of large black men who demanded we pay them Entrance Fees And we did then we paid another guy and then we got a private room alone more expensive but I did not want to sit in the same room as Mr Upskirt laying on the ground of the strip club while as dancer danced over him Maybe next timennSo there we were The two of us with our buxom blonde double Dd new friend After explaining the rules she danced and by danced I mean straddled us drunkenly and nakedly for a long long time nnI mostly laughed a lot It was totally surreal nnWay more expensive that she said but hey I am not arguing with the girl you cannot really put a price on that crazy experience and now I know there is really no sex in the champagne room hell there is no champagne in the champagne room just big black guys and understandably drunk albeit seriously hot strippers nnFor those of you who are afraid of places like this it honestly was not so bad Lots of young college faces maybe kids from McGill and a handful of couples Oh and if you are interested in only the dancers on stage they were pretty good def a conversation piece and hey it is Montreal eh