text: No no no no no NOnSaw this with my friends on Saturday We decided it would be fun to see a traditional Vegas showgirl performance and well Jubilee is apparently the only one leftnnLack of competition should be no excuse for the mess that we saw Oh LordnFirst of all we bought discount tickets and my friends each said that the show was not even worth the markdown I did not mind as much because I was intoxicated and at least got a good laughnnThis review is not a criticism of the talent Most of the performers were fit and good at what they did although there were a few outliers nnThere were a few scenes that had all the pomp and circumstance that I expected like the Samson and Delilah scene and the finalennBut overall there were waaaay too many males onstage is that normal Idk but it was unexpected and it was SO SO disjointed The show was just a thrown together mess of scenes all over the place chronologically not enough showgirl stuff and some of the most Godawful musicnnThe classic recognizable songs were okay but often matched to boring and redundant choreography The Beyonce references were random and irrelevant which is sad because I am a Beyonce fannnAll in all it was very much a middleschool caliber show in terms of plotthemecohesiveness which is not Vegasappropriate to say the leastnnI sincerely hope someone steps in and fixes this mess because it would be SO sad if the showgirl went extinct Help