text: We waited for minutes and during that time I noticed that a I was the only under rocking glasses and b my chestzone was neither big nor uncovered enough to blend with the Friday night crowd and c too many people were ordering salads Oh ScottsdalennI protested by drinkin a boozy bourbon mix drink and eating my weight in pretzel both in fondue and sandwichbun form nnAnd despite my geriatric eyewear and comparably lacking lady lumps one of the sweetie boys working there gave us a custardy caramely dessert with popcorn on top which my friend generous pretended to share when in actuality she watched me ninja my spoon through more than of itnnGood thing he could not see my postpretzel food baby I doubt he would have bothered being charming at all