text: UPDATE Someone who just joined Yelp btw sent me an extremely abusive email via Yelp re my negative review Whoever this person is firstly does not speakwrite english properly and secondly makes threats that are ridiculous Ie Tina will kick my ass if I ever went back to her cafe Are you kidding me First of all i will never ever go back there unless I am needed by the Health Dept to testify against this establishment and second do not ever threaten me especially when I am giving my honest opinion Have you heard of freedom of speech Sounds like Tina has a posse but that is all she will ever have when she loses her business due to dubious business practices nnHands down absolutely the worst dining experience I have ever had We only stayed because we were already there and I had purchased a Groupon wow what a waste We sat down and were not even acknowledged for at least min Then the menus came about min later So about min of total wasted time Maybe they were hoping we would read the disgustingly dirty book that was on the table on Ethiopia It is a great idea until you realize it is not practical at all for a restaurant Forget that our copy was from I am sure even Ethiopia has changed since then nnMoving on to the ambiancedecor Absolutely disgusting and dirty It is old owners kids were playing in and out of the kitchen hello the kids high chair which was a regular high chair not a restaurant style was so disgusting I had no idea what to do with my baby nnFood OMG The amount of food you get is meager I am not kidding It is a tiny little portion probably about tablespoons It came out cold and it looked like someone had thrown it up I had ordered the biggest plate that combined most of the foods which by the way there are only on the menu and they were out of of them and my husband had ordered his own plate After we patiently waited for the food the server who had no idea what was going on came out and asked us if it is ok for them to put my husbands order on my plate What Why But we said fine bc frankly we wanted to just leave In any case the amount of my food was reduced by what my husbands food took up as space which is not much believe me The quality of the food was just subpar Cold not tasty and lacking in meatThe bread was wet and sour and I do not believe that is how ethiopian bread is Some entries were beef and chicken but you would not have known it if it was not indicated on the menu There were probably TINY pieces of chickenbeef over all I am not kidding I wonder if it is bc I told them we had a Groupon in advance and they just gave us a tiny amount of cold food with no apparent presence of meat nnService was just horrible and the girl was she the owner or maybe the owners daughter who waited on us at first had no people or service skills The boy who came in late apparently was out second server and he mentioned it was his second day so he had absolutely no idea what to do It was so sad to watch really The woman was just awkward I wondered if there was something behind the scenes in the kitchen we were not aware of that was making the people working there completely incapacited I also thought that if this restaurant can survive anyone can be in the restaurant business apparently nnI have traveled a lot and am open to and love other cultures I myself am not American but this was by far not a tolerable or pleasant experience in any way Looking at their website you would think they are a wellestablished and clean business but make no mistake they are absolutely not I am actually surprised they are still operating and have a license My husband and I wondered how long they will stay open he gave them a month but I have no idea how long they have been open for already Either way we will NEVER ever go back there and waste another dollar Please do not waste your money