text: Deejai I want to love you I do Sometimes you take me in your arms and give me what I crave Other times it is like you are not even there like you do not care any more I deserve better than this but I keep coming back to you nnIts embarrassing when someone I care about comes into town and it is my responsibility to take them to a favorite local place and really show off what Charlotte has to offer And I bring them to say Deejai Thai We order We get two bland dishes We send them back and reorder and get amazing dish and another bland dish I cannot keep going like this Deejai I need someone who is there for me all the time nnI want to give this place a earned wholeheartedly by their curries spring rolls and their drunken noodle They are hands down the best in the area But without the support of a good Pad Thai and many other dishes I cannot reasonably give this more than a nnStray not beyond the confines of those few dishes for you will wander into a world where taste spice and flavor have been forsaken And you will be sad and embarrassed if you have talked the place up to an outoftowner nnCelebrity most likely to enjoy eating here nCharlie Sheen I imagine he would be too drunk to care about the blandness of the dishes nnHalf hour to live and I have to get my last meal here nThe drunken noodle never disappoints