text: When you are drunk everything tastes good rightnnWRONGnnGranted I am probably one of the very few drunk idiots that would actually waltz into a restaurant at damn near am and order a plate of Asianstyle duck Really who does that A grave mistake on my part and a horror that I have been trying to forgetnnThe flavor of the duck was only soso and the bok choy was even less appealing The only thing I actually liked about the dish was the plain white rice and the apricot sauce If you are not a frequent connoisseur of the water fowl a word to the wise those little birds have more bones than you can shake a stick at As I am sure you can imagine that spells frustration and near death for a drunk person who is already far more likely to do something stupid like ohI do not knowCHOKEnnSo while the boyfriend enjoyed every last bit of a heaping serving of spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread yours truly was stuck dissecting a weird bird that did not even taste that great Just because you are drunk in the wee hours of the morning and desperate for food do not try to be a cool kid like me and order some fancy sounding dish that will leave you unsatisfied The only thing worse than a hungry drunk is a drunk that is angry to boot