text: I am just going to come out and say it I would not come back I had high expectations for Twisted Rose Winery and Eatery and TRWE fell below on every single onennMy husband J and I came here for lunch during the middle of the week There was ample parking outside and as we walked up we commented how nice the small patio looked There were quite a few patrons enjoying the patio but no one inside It was completely dead not even a waiter in sight J and I waited near the hostess stand before I abandoned J to use the washroom to wash my hands The bathrooms are cute with wine barrels and kitschy signs about drinking wine When I came out J was finally being seated outside J said a waiter took pity on him and seated him apparently there was not a hostess during lunch nnWe waited on the patio with menus for a while before our official waiter showed up to take our drink order Just water for us boring folk the waiter tried to talk us into iced tea or an Arnold Palmer We politely declined and he came back later with two empty water glasses and a wine decanter filled with water He then disappeared for quite some time At this point there is only other groups of patrons dining on the patio one older gentleman a group of women and a middle aged couple The place is not busy but waiters are scarce nnLooking at the menu all lunches come with kettle chips The menu does not go into detail about the chips However I overheard a waiter describing the chips to another patron and he said they were Lays Kettle Chips I was a little disappointed because at a fancy wineryeatery I would expect them to make their own inhouse chips Vetoing the chips I decided to splurge and pay an extra to upgrade my side to bacon mac and cheese with tomatoes Another disappointment as it was not very flavorful and the promised bacon was nonexistentnnWhen our waiter finally came back to take our order my husband decided to order the lunch special of white fish tacos for He did not upgrade his side and received Lays Kettle Chips with two tacos The tacos consisted of white fish probably mahi mahi with a drizzle of some sort of green sauce The flour tortillas seemed hard and stale He did not enjoy it and the one bite I had was not anything special nnI ordered the Fresh Turkey Delight which is a turkey mango gruyere and mustard sandwich for I will say that it tasted good but after about bites it was gone It was the tiniest sandwich I have ever received at a restaurant and for I expected a lot more bang for my bucknnI would also like to point out that it took well over minutes to get our food When we finally did receive our food my husband asked for the check since we had to get back to work Our waiter took his sweet time getting the check to us and when he finally did he told us today was not a good day I could not agree more and we hightailed it out of there nnOverall my experience here was rather lackluster and disappointing It took forever to get our simple food the actual food was not that good and for the price the portions were tiny Definitely will not be back