text: Ok I will start with this caveatI am a Miami guystrip clubs are like dancenight clubs and sports bars everywhere elsehaving that saidthis place was a DISASTER I think I am spoiled because I do live in South Florida where women are gorgeous and I do not have to sit on my hands when I am getting a lapdance nnThis place was so dark I could hardly see my drink and there was not much vodka in my vodka and cranberry to start with I sit down amid all of thisand attempt to view the merchandise nnAs I saw the scantily clad women walk by I was not impressed I wanted to run back to TootsiesScarletts and see the homegrown hotties I am used to One stripper walks up to me in this bunk ass catsuit outfit and I guess she was drunkstarted talking shit to me Like give me money you assholeblah blah I pushed her off of me and she want to call security on me and my ladywellsecurity saw my ID and I revealed I was from the thin blue lineso they stepped off nnJust a shit experience Spearmint Rhino was not much better either I am not even going to attempt to review that onethis place would be fun if you are from Ohio or Kansas no disrespect and do not have big strip clubs