text: I came here for their friends and family event and while I typically would not write about it since it was virtually gratis and it is their startup week I did not even see potential in this place I went to Bourbon Steakhouse for a similar type of gratis event and it fucking rocked I refuse to review them yet because I know I will be back when they will actually be in operation As a matter of fact the only recurring thought I could muster during the entire meal which mind you lasted just under hours wasnnWhat the hellnnFirst bad experience here sitting on the toilet as a woman my feet were dangling Bizarre And the stalls are very looneybinesque sterling silver from top to bottom with no obvious ventilation or way out if someone locks you in yes paranoid is the word you are searching for nnSecond The chairs are beyond uncomfortable but would not be so awful if I had not had to endure such a longlasting meal note to restaurants this longlasting concept Good for relationships and like gum Not so much for suppernnThird I have had better food at pretty much anywhere that charges even a fraction of what this place does It was kind of outrageous but I did not begin a violent rampage because as mentioned they were buyingnnFour Our wait time in between dishes averaged at about minutes from picking up the dirty plates to dropping new ones This is not accounting for how long it took for them to clear our table despite the servers bussers sommeliers and bartenders milling around I am not even counting the armada of hostesses nnI can see many a Scottsdale douchebag or Eurotrash enjoying this place but it is probably because pardon me for being caustic they have not recovered their taste buds from last nights coke bingennSidenote Our server was awesome That said he will probably find something better very shortly