text: Sometimes schticky places are fun and yummy Unfortunately for us this chocolate kingdom proved to be more paradise lost than paradise foundnnWe thought this would be the perfect place for DD turning on her bday since she is a chocoholic Everything started out promising with oodles of chocolate drink selections from which to choose Both her and her younger bro ordered kids oreo shake Not sure they used real oreos as the flavor was off Strike onennWhile waiting for food the four of us really wanted water We all ordered specialty drinks but sometimes you need some water to counter the sweet Should be simple enough right Hmm Where is our server Any server Bueller Bueller Ten minutes later we finally get someone is attention Mind you the place was not tremendously busy Strike nnKids were SUPER excited about the decorate your own pizza Menu said it comes as a cheese pizza with lots of toppings with which to decorate The pizza arrived on a cute wooden board with a small dish of about cherry tomato halves Nothing else Not olives Or pepper Or anything else Seriously Just a few tomato halves to decorate a kids pizza Strike nnOn top of that the food was barely mediocre think fast food drive thru quality despite steep sit down prices The Greek salad was more parsley stalks yes stalks than lettuce the feta was unflavorful the dressing was off the olives were small smashed piecesnnThe onion ring batter was pretty good but the rings were greasy And a big nono in my book they were ordered as appetizer but took forever and showed up seconds before main entreesnnThe kids pizza was a bit greasy unflavorful and had a soggy crust Think Pizza Hut thin crust sitting out too longnnThe club sandwich was not bad at all If you are suckered going into this place it is a fairly safe bet nnWant a better bet When you see the bald chocolatier keep walking