text: F This PlacennSo we bought VIP passes to check out this club The passes allowed us to have front of the line and complimentary admission We got there right when the place opens and the host directed us to the general admission line Even after showing him our passes he had the nerve to ask for bucks per person so we can cut to the front No thanks we were literally people away from the front of the line and the last thing I wanted to do is give the Dbag any moneynnWe waited in line for about minutes and got in I was a bit surprised to see how crowded the place was The DJ was just okay He played a mix of old school hiphop and classic clubbing songs There are two bars and a decent size dance floor They had a couple gogo dancers there too Drinks were pricey but they are strong I paid bucks for a Whiskey Jim BeamCoke and Gin Mystery clear bottleTonicnnThere are a lot of aggressive chubby girls here My buddy was dancing near platform a little too close to a group of drunk jolly girls at a bachelorette party They devoured him like a free Tbone steak They tried to jump on his back and ride him like a pony After watching my buddy fend for his life we decided it was time to go and grab a pizza nnAs we left this ahole from behind the VIP area shoves my friend to the ground No reason Just being a jackass The bouncer right next to him did nothing My lawyer wifey held me back and said it was a bad idea to go Situation on his ass I am lucky she is so much smarter than me I probably would have just gotten beat up and left the club crying with a bloody nose nnOverall I would not come back to Haze Hosts are Dbags music was just okay drinks are ridiculously expensive venue was plain and the bouncers are useless The gogo dancers were hot but not worth the hassle to come here nnAbout my credentialsnGrowing up in Maryland there is not much to do I was an awkward geek that had trouble talkingmeeting chicks I learned that I am a lot like Dr Rajesh Koothrappali from Big Bang Theory I only had the confidence to talk to chicks when I am plastered that is how I met my wife Anyways being single for most my life I have gone to a good amount of clubs and lounges I do not go as much because I am old fat and get sleepy by pm