text: So shall I start in the beginning Sometime in my biological father and mother nnToo early nnI registered at CSN I enrolled in CRJ classes Bam I am taking classes at F Building which is Las Vegas Fire Rescue Station Good enough nnI walked into the firehouse I interacted with peers professors and assorted firedogs One gave me a bag of free Sunchips once No wonder every one likes firefighters more than cops besides cops themselves and their moms nnOn second thought half of copmoms probably still like firefighters morennYou can come here to take class You can come here to use the vending machine It is in the short hallway to the left once you pass the first set of couches You can come here to sit on the couches nnYou can apply for City Fire test swear or affirm your oath and become a fucking firefighter for all I care All those things would be firsthand experiences and I would not flag your trivial review if you did them On the other hand I guarantee you that the serial flagger will flag this Flaggers are like terrorists They do not quit nnWould you rather pay ua in building Foxtrot for two Grandma cookies or in every other building nn Those cookies are so bad for younnWould rather have available parking and bike rack always right outside the front door leading to your classroom or be relegated to walking across campus to get to class nn We all know you detest walkingnnDo sirens excite younn There is a film you should watch Crash Cronenberg nnHave you ever reviewed a firehouse nn You should I just did nnRating Yay I am a fannnPostscript Firedog hooooooooeah nnPostpostscript Flag this hooooooooeah