text: If you look for luxury top of the line hotel Paris is defiantly not the onennIt is a good hotel if you do not want to spend much money or got a good dealnIt is one of those hotel which were built in the late s with a theme to it in effort to provide an alternative to older hotels like Flamingo Treasure island Stardust etc nYet is not on same line with Bellagio Venetian Wynn or the new monstrosities being build nEven Caesars palace which is older is better on many levelsnnParis exterior looks great impressive lobby is unique as well but other than that rooms hallways are nothing special at allnI wonder if they chose the French theme as an excuse for cheep minimalistic run down look of its interiorsnnThe standard rooms are mediocre standard hotel beds with a rear projection TVs Nothing special herennService Did not experience any rudeness besides the buffet yet nothing special nnCasino Is small Tries to promote a bigger illusion with tacky sky clouds looking ceiling but it is the smallest casino I ever been in nnFood Not many restaurants at all there is one place that operates as a buffet which serves Italian looking food which is always very busy since there is a lack of restaurants in this hotel nThere were no chairs to sit at the only available table around I had to hunt for chairs for minuets finally I stole it from an old red neck Food got cold Red neck was not happynnOther official place to dine at is the famous Paris Hotel Buffet which I have a lot to say aboutnn It has usually a veeeery looong line about min wait which is forever if you are hungryn Price is about n There was plenty of food also desert buffet was awesome Although I must say food was not always tasty it was hit missn Got me sick I had to use the restroomnnNow let me go alil back nAfter paying we had to get into a separate line for the hostess to sit us down nnThe hostess did not show up for a while we were starviiing so we went ahead set ourselves at a small table only then suddenly the hostess showed up looking extremely mad about us sitting ourselves at a table OY VAYnnHostess Were you assigned for this table derogatory tone nWe Assigned We waited for somebody to sit us for like forever nNobody showed up so we set ourselves in one of the many open tablesnHostess That is not an answer you should NOT sit yourselves nThis is my job those are the regulations nSo I need yall to get up go to the back of the line wait till I get a table for younWe LOL good comedian Hmmm We do not think so knowing she will not forcefully get us up it is your problem madam Now leave us alone stop harassing us let us eat already before talking to your manager nHostess All shocked like she did not see that coming Sidewinding to her hole mumbling releasing more of her venom as she goesnnYou tell me Who does that Getting your customers up after seated wait for table while there are so many available nThats a pure abuse nnnSPA Massagen Like in every hotel Paris offers their SPA for massage services The facilities are outdated run down yet still enjoyable nSpa area is way smalln Massage was not the best but it varies on the masseusenI had a young guy which gave a very standard robotic massage nDid not enjoy it much My other Friend had a better onenn The Spa has a jacuzzi saunas wet dry No complaintsnnBiggest problem we had was being stoked by a strange man who was following us everywhere in the span hours he was behind us sniffing trying to get into our speedos nI do not care what your sexual preferences are but you can NOT stalk people at the spa nWe paid lots of money so we could relax privatelynnSo I complaint at the spas front desk while being even more shocked by the employees responses nOh yeah I understand sir well If the stalker did not really touch you than there is not much I could do we are not bothering our costumers based on rumors he is a regular here interesting that he knew who I was talking about also the spa is gay friendlynnWhich I clearly has no problem with Listen you moron the fact that it is gay friendly does not mean you can allow stalkers in it nOn the contrary gays are not stalkers it is the stalkers who give gays bad reputationnnAnyways I was livid So I ate all their bananas drank all of their teannThe SPA at Caesars palace is way way betternnYalla Bye