text: We decides to check out San Felipes to satisfy a fish taco craving It always looked pretty busy having walked by on other occasions Since we were planning on seeing a movie it seemed convenientnnWe should have followed our instincts and turned around when we saw the skankily dressed and over made up waitresses smoking outside the back doornnWe were given the option of inside bar or outside We opted for outside and loved the cell call service for when the table was ready There was no mention or indication of there being a band on the patio The hostess put us on the same side of a sticky picnic table We had to move a couple of smokers who were sitting on top of the table before we could sit down Note WE had tothe hostess did not At that point we realized a band was about to start playing Luckily we were able to get prices and place a drink order before the screeching startednnThe drinks and our appetizer of chips and salsa came quickly but our waters did not The music was so loud we could not even focus on reading the menu We asked to be moved inside and the waitress obliged The hostess also the manager came out to move us and made it clear in her facial expressions that we were severely inconveniencing her She took us inside and I caught her rolling her eyes at a waitress as she reseated us nnAbout minutes later we finally had a waitress approach us During this time we had discussed dropping some money on the table and leaving but we were too hungry and figured the experience could only get better from here We could not have been more wrongnnFirst request the water we had not gotten yet We immediately placed our order and it came out about minutes later It was dropped by a surly food runner with zero personality Water Still missing I was stuck sipping my weak margarita and by boyfriend had nearly finished his beernnWhen we were halfway done with our lukewarm meals the waitress came to check on us Was she carrying water Nope Finally she followed through on something and brought themnnDuring this time we were subjected to the horrible music coming in from outside I am fairly certain the bands singer was both tone deaf and unable to keep a beat I have heard better music at last call in a backwoods karaoke barnnThe baja sauce was disgusting It is basically watered down mayo with a little hot sauce mixed in I should have taken to heart their sign that said if the food does not meet your standards lower your standardsnnWell we finished our meal and waited for our checkfor nearly minutes Between the bad music bad food and bad service we nearly left without paying Its clear nobody would have noticed Since we have manners I got up and asked the waitresses standing around at the entry for our check since ours was MIA They scurried off and I assumed they were finding her After ANOTHER minutes she finally showed up with the check nnAND she had the nerve to say see you guys next time Never again Save your time save your money save your ear drums Avoid San Felipes Cantina