text: Normally I have a strict policy against leaving the house on Saturdays due to all the people out running their errands and running over whoever gets in their way but this morning Captain Douchebag next door decides to fire up all his power tools at am so I thought what the heckI will go out and knock out the stuff on my listnnI had already had a bad experience at Target Grabbed a cart which happened to come with a dirty diaper WTF is wrong with people Then I got behind a woman who kept trying different maxed out credit cards and it took me forever in the check out lane I am not having a good feeling at this point I should have gotten a breakfast burrito and immediately gone home But I had one more stop that I really wanted to make nnI had a book on hold at Hamilton Library that I needed for a class so I thought I would swing in there a little after and pick it up Now I am the first to admit when I am wrong and at the time I truly thought their Saturday hours were I walk in find my book and start using the selfcheckout Suddenly I hear WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE nnUhthis is a libraryI am not sure what else I would be doing nnWE ARE NOT OPEN HOW DID YOU GET IN nnI pointed to the door that I always come in and said The door right therennAn older gal who has the same hairdo Priscilla Presley had when she married Elvis proceeded to totally attempt to make me feel like an idiotnnYOU CANNOT TAKE THATnnDo you mean I cannot take the book I just checked outnnDID YOU SEE THE SIGN OUT FRONT YOU CANNOT BE IN HERE ARE YOU FINISHED OUR HOURS ARE YOU NEED TO GO DOWNTOWN WELL GO AHEADnnI am truly sorry if I startled you but do not you open at nnTHAT IS THE DOWNTOWN LOCATION ONLY THERE IS A SIGN OUT FRONT WE ARE NOT OPENnnHer diatribe was filled with many sighs and eye rolls Oh boy Her MondayFriday job must be with TSA nnThen I said something that is just as dorky as saying oopsie daisy I said Jiminy I did not mean to upset you SorrynnJiminy Oh yeah Who says that I am a dork She caught me off guardnnMaybe it is because in my day job I frequently have to correct people and I do it in a way that is friendly at times humorous and educational so they actually learn It is not rocket science but yelling at and berating people does not really tend to work very well nnNormally I find this location slightly frustrating anyway I have learned to avoid the peak high school comings and goings but they put up a one way only sign for the library parking lot and if you follow the sign on weekends it takes you to a locked gate Makes no sense So I have to turn around and go against the one way which everyone else does anyway because the entranceexit is right on Arizona AvennAs I left I realized I should have asked her Who left the door unlocked