text: Best Airports to be drunk inn NaritaTokyo Come on it is made of glass and you can ride the monorail for about hours and everyone is too polite to tell you to get offn Chicago OHare There is a mother fing neon tunnel put on some The Dark Side of the Moon in that and you would be bumped up a spotn McCarran Las Vegas You just spent hours in Vegas It is inevitable how can you not be drunk The stone Lizard and Snake make great props and the mesmerizing slot machines make you forget you are waiting for a flight back home while the rest of your friends are still tanning at the pool BitchesnnLook a quarter Deposit Pull nCherry Cherry CherryLemon n Oh fuck Well at least it is time to board