text: Drift can be hit or miss as far as the crowd goes but I always have a good time I have been to Drift more times than I can count It is always the fallback place if my friends and I are not not sure what to do or if we are not feeling it somewhere else nnThings I have been asked at DriftnnMan grabs my arm as I am walking by not the best pickup technique to begin with randomly grabbing girls nGrabber Hey you like Grey GoosenMe Um yeahnGrabber Good because I want to get you loosenMe That is the worst line evernGrabber Really it did not worknMe Nope you might as well have asked if I would like a pizza and a fcknnGuy grabs my arm and forces me to punch his friend Again what is with all the grabbingnMe to guy I just punched Your friend made me do itnGuy who forced me to punch his friend Do not worry he deserved it nI will not go into the rest but he proceeds to teach me a secret handshake before I can get away Then later in the night when I run into him again he forgets that he already met me and does the exact same thing to me all over again hand shake and everything He thought I was a genius when I beat him to the punch and already knew the movesnnRandom guy corners menRG Hey what is your namenMe MorgannRG My names Ryan and this is my friend RyannMe Really you are both named RyannRG Hey two Ryans do not make a rightnMe silence A smirk slowly forming on my face because even though it was lame it was a little creative nRG I have a million dollar condo down the street want to go back and have a drink with usnMe I do not think so you could be a serial killer Then I paused because I realized his arm was in a cast Oh never mind You are injured you cannot kill anybodynMy friend walks up probably sensing he needs to save me What is going onnMe He wants to have drinks in his million dollar condo but I said no because he might be a serial killer Then I realized I could kick his ass because he only has one good armnMy friend What happened to your armnRG It does not worknMemy friend stare blanklynMe What do you mean it just does not worknRG Remember the whole Firestone tire recall Well I was in a rollover and that is why my arm does not work I got a really big settlement so want to go to my condonMe I have no wordsnAnd no I did not go to his damn condo nnYep I have found true love and his name is Drift