text: Torn over my feelings for Chill Out I have decided to debate with myself like I did in front of my child psychologistnn What I love about Central Phoenix is like no matter what I am in the mood for there is always something close by that can satiate my craving It is a good thing I do not crave fried chicken and mongolian hot pot too often I guess nn Oh shut the fuck up You were not craving anything until you heard someone at Tammie Coe say the word gelato It just happened to be therenn Still you cannot deny the awesomeness of a gelato place on the row nn Right because no neighborhood is complete without a generic alternative to ice cream shop nn It is not generic nn Let us do a rundown shall we Painfully cliche pun on something coldrelated namecheck Tacky decorcheck Same assortment of predictable flavorschecknn Okay you seriously need to stfu This is not Baskin Robbins You cannot blame them for having a limited selection It is gelato a dessert that while delicious is simply not as popular or as easy to mass produce as ice cream You cannot fault them for not splurging on crazy flavors and toppings You have to serve what you know will sell Besides they had a couple unique flavors Like the bananas foster you know the flavor I uh we had that daynn Oh my god after the third spoonful or so I thought there were cuts on my tongue It was so sharp and tart it stung I could not even taste any cinnamon or brown sugar nn I detected just a hint of rum flavornn You are the last person I would talk to about flavor You who swear up and down that the sweat behind your ears smells like pizza hut breadsticksnn Okay now that was out of bounds nn And sorbets nice and all but would it kill anyone to have soy gelato on hand I know it exists I have seen it at Whole Foods I mean I am not bashing Chill Out for not having soy I just you know I am just tired of sorbetnn You have never eaten sorbet evernn I could eat sorbetnn Your negative bullshit aside I still think it was pretty good especially at that price I mean as long as you are buying the gelato and not any of the coke products Ugh I am so over drinks in plastic bottles So not greennn And what would be better for the environment Miss Earth Daynn Just carry a reusable bottle or thermos and have them fill that up for you Well if they had a fountain and not a cabinet of overpriced high fructose cornI am starting to sound like you are not Inn Cthulu forbidnn I think in time if they try to expand their menu it could be a real cold spot Get it You know instead of a hot spotnn Die in a fire you vapid twat nn Bite me Lilith Fair