text: First let me say this was NOT my first choice Barbeque is what I had on the brain but we were miles away from a good BBQ joint and Lucilles right next door was over an hour wait So we decided to eat at Presidios Bottom line Do not eat here if you expect good food nnThe first clue that should have turned me around was that we got seated right away On a Friday night where the parking lot was full that was a NO NO Clue came when I saw a huge bar and a wall of alcohol It was quite stunning Nevertheless drunks cannot cook We choose to ignore all the signs and follow our hostess to a dark lonely corner nnI ordered the eggplant parmesan and my wife ordered the chicken BLT She says the BLT was pretty OK but nothing special I asked if she would order it again and she said If there was not anything else available then I would eat it again Enough said nnOn to the eggplant Arriving at the table it looked great but that is where the value ended The parm tasted fishy letting me know the eggplant and fish are kept next to one another in the refrigerator The pasta was enough to make any respectable Italian gag No flavor or seasoning at all I have never had tasteless sauce but they pulled it off nnI barely avoided food poisoning as I felt lightheaded and nauseous as I left the place and about an hour after If you just need food to stuff into your face because zombies have occupied every other restaurant then eat here to stay alive However if you life if normal and you would like a good meal this is NOT the place to eat nnLater YelpersnnAJ