text: My bestie and I went to the W last night after very briefly attending the grand opening event at the Escape Lounge in DC Ranch yuck The crowd there was way too old and the music was boring Then we went to Martini Ranch where we had to pay a cover and only stayed for one drinknnOur first impression of the W was skewed by having to wait for a good looking bouncer to remove the rope to let us enter What was that about Thankfully there was no cover but the one and only drink I bought after a long wait cranberry house vodka cost That more than made up for the no cover to get in nnThe patio upstairs was packed with people in their mid to late twenties wearing their best clubbing attire My friend and I were thankful we had worn our black cocktail dresses in preparation for the grand opening at Escape so even though we were older than the majority of the crowd we fit right innnThe infinity edged pool which no one is allowed to swim in at night was beautiful and set a nice backdrop for the evening atmospherennA DJ played blah blah club music outside and a few people danced under the stars It was gorgeous out not a cloud in the sky and the temperature perfectnnThere are two bars upstairs Both were very crowded and took a long time to get served What is up with all the oblivious people who just stand at the bar after ordering their drinks blocking the way for people who want to order Go awaynnThe evening was rather uneventful with little to report I spent a lot of it playing with my new Droid Incredible while my friend and her date chatted it up nnOne guy asked me to use his cell phone to take a picture of himself with two snobbylooking chicks The dark haired chick shoved her camera at me without a word Excuse me Manners I am NOBODYs slave Princess While I was taking the pictures I got major attitude from the frizzy haired bimbo who turned out to be Unique from the reality show For the Love of Ray Jay I almost bitch slapped her after she kept looking away from the camera saying she was not ready for the picture as if I was on HER time Excuse me biatch but the guy you were with some loser fan asked ME to take your picture It sure as heck was not MY idea Talk to the hand end of storynnWe left before closingthat is about itI probably will not be back