text: Yikes My first impression stepping into this place was roughly I would say it needs an update But it looked like some good cheesy fun and it was nnFortunately I got to the room and saw that the hotel owners must have figured that out and entered into the new millennium with renovations The room were huge and really neat and modern the perfect place for a group of girls who will have their belongings spread out everywhere so we thoughtnnWe went to the pool where the time machine sent us right back to Wait Rewind further Quick Get me my pink Walkman Oh nevermind I do not need it there is plenty of s music blaring from the less than clear sound system nnStrangely they painted parts of the bottom of the pool yellow and orange I later learned that it is made to look like a clown fish from up above Interesting choice I get it I guess It just made the pool look dirty if you would ask me nnSo being a couple of mighty fine females we got comped back into this century at the special adult only pool Sapphire The pool was legitimately nice and it had better newer seating waterfalls hot tubs If you can get over interesting tattoos and toplessness it certainly was a better environment than the other pool nnAfter a good night of sleep I got up to treat myself with a massage which was the best part of my trip so far for sure When I was done I felt so relaxed and went out into the sun nnFor some reason my calves were itchy Hmmmmm must be sunburn hmmm they continued to itch all day and through my redeye flight hmmmmm nnWhen I arrived back home I got a text from my friend whose mother slept in the same bed I did that night after I did They had changed the sheets but she woke up with itchy welts all over her The hotel switched their room but did not do much elsennCheck your mattresses folks Bedbugs apparently reside anywhere even places that appear to be clean What a nightmare