text: Holy crap This place was like Walmart on PCP Between employees onnforklifts grammaws on wheelchairmobiles Soccer moms on cellphonesnwatching the aisles instead of where the hell they were going andnrandom foreign dudes just standing around and staring in the middlenof the aisles as if they were extras from The Walking Dead it wasnlike reallife Frogger I was not sure I was going to make it outtanthere in one piece A relative from outta town wanted to impress menwith her Costco card Alright Color me freaking impressed Boner CitynShe bought enough stuff that I knew I would have to pack the freezer likenit was a piece of luggage where you try to fit all the excess crap younbought on your trip by sitting on it just to close it All I wanted to ndo was just GTFO as soon as humanly possible I will probably never get na damn Costco card unless there is a real zombie apocalypse and I end up nhousing and feeding several infantry units at my place In that case I nprobably will not need a card We would come back and just take what we need nand I bet the same zombies will still be in the aisles Standing Staring nAim for the goddamn head