text: Otherwise known as the th Circle of Vegas Hell I would have given it one star but it does cater nicely to a certain demographic and who am I to judge But unless you are of that demographic alcoholic trailerparkdwelling assemblylineworkeronvacationfromRustbucket USA you might share my low opinion of this depressing place nnCarnaval Court tries really hard to be cheerful and fun REALLY HARD But all the earsplittinglyloud Bon Jovi covers and manically juggled cheap booze in the world cannot mask the oppresively depressing nature of the bars denizens blue collar mooks on perpetual Spring Break from a thirdtier community college desperate to bag whatever beatup white trash trim they can scare up Bachelerotte parties celebrating some unfortunate muffintopped truckstop waitresss thrird marriage Bowling alley attendants and their factoryworker wives gaping maws open wide and turned up like baby birds to catch the cheap drizzle of sticky booze being poured down like proletariat manna by the bartenders who tend to get up on the bar and tease the patrons with free shots poured directly from unmarked bottles Good timesnnActually this place would be pretty good people watching if it were not so earsplittingly soulshatteringly LOUD Not only does the live cover band BLARE one playedout classic rock party anthem after another but the bartenders seemingly all of them constantly blast shrilly into the metal whistles tightly clamped in their grimaces and repeatedly bang their metal cocktail shakers onto the metal bar OVER and OVER and OVER in a grim desperate attempt at merrymaking This place is DETERMINED TO MANUFACTURE FUN OUT OF NOISE as if sound waves can conquer misery and squalor Good luck with that guys