text: I am not a mean person not a vindictive person I bear the friendly people of Pizza Parma no ill willnnBut their pizza was remarkably terriblennWent there hungry a bit past midnight looking for a little something before going home to sleep They do not have slicesthis seems to be a terrible stupefying egregious trend in these parts Fine The smallest pizza a personal pie costs and is in diameter The cashier and I agree that that is a very small amount of pizza and since I am hungrier than one and one half mouthsful I get a small which is I add a mushroom topping I pay my and waitnnThere are two seating options inside the store a small wooden bench and two fold up chairs around a little table Conveniently they were using the wooden bench to store a rolled up carpet that laid across the whole thing and they would also elected to fold up the two folding chairs probably because they were tired from a long day of being used as chairs So I waited outside the store on a benchnnThe friendly cashier and the friendly patrons waiting for their order indoors called me over when my pizza was ready I took it outside sitting in the cold to eat it thinking I hope this pizza is pretty good Opened up the box saw how pitifully small a pizza is and started eatingnnLet me say something about pizza if you have decent cheese decent tomato sauce flour water and a hot oven you can make a passable pizza I will eat it and think well this is not the best pizza I have ever had but it is fine That is not what I thought when I ate Pizza Parmas pizza I thought it would be too rude and insulting to ask for my money back I will just try to eat as much of this as I cannnI ate three out of the six slices One sixth of a pizza is a total of square inches That sounds like a lot of pizza but in fact is a tiny amount of pizza I could not stand to eat more than half The mushrooms were fine I fished them out and ate them The cheese was actually terrible it had a strange chemical taste and plasticky appearance The crust was poofy and not crustynnAshamedly I threw half of a pizza away tonight Folks I am not a food destroyer I eat things I do not like and expired foods because I do not want to waste It takes a legitimately terrible pizza for me to actually throw the thing awaynnWent home made some eggs and guess what The terrible cheese taste from an hour and a half ago It is still in my mouth I am not making this upnnI know there is good pizza around here Ordered two back to back slices at Spak Brothersdelicious Tasty Reasonable price But whoaaaaaaa whoa was this terrible overexpensive pizza Sheesh