text: Summary lol wtf is this shtnnFull Reof theViewnFirst off nobody noticed us waiting to get seated for what felt like forever the place was not super busy either so no excuse there unless they want people to walk outhey maybe they wanted to save us the torment of eating there We should have taken the hint but we did not nBummernnSeated a miraclenOne drink got ordered by the hubster I had not decided yet shrug figured when the waitress comes and gives him his drink I will know what I want and be able to order itnNopenShe runs past our table smacks his drink down without saying a word and storms off again nnEventually I get to order my drink and some food too gasp I went for the roast beef sandwich and the wellhydrated dude across the table went for the quesadilla nBLAARRGGHH nDo these people not know what seasoning is Or hell salt evennBland hard yuck nIf you make mushrooms and beef bland you have failed at life simple as thatnThe quesadilla looked worse than your average Taco Bell disaster but at least it had some sort of flavournothing good but hey you cannot ask for miracles in this place like edible food and decent servicenOur waitress had gotten lost at this point and we wanted to leave so we had to poke the barman in order to pay for our food ha foodnnOh I forgot to mention that my fries contained one really old bottom of the fry basket for the last batches black fry yay I left it triumphantly sticking out of the mayo for them as the fry equivalent of a middlefinger it was the least I could do nnWhy do people go here