text: UPDATE Thanks yelp for removing my post due to inappropriate language I guess I could easily copypaste my original review but then you would just remove it and we would play a grand old war of circle jerking until I downed your servers from sheer tenacity Instead I will just replace all original inappropriate content with fuzzy warm words denoted by stars that can only be deemed vulgar if you yourself have a foul and filthy gutter mind nnWhen I pay for a hotel room in the City Centre nestled between the illustrious Aria overly bedazzled Cosmopolitan and elitist Crystals I expect to be treated like a rock star A rock star that punches theistic figures in the face from the valet garage with my rooster while doing roosterpushups with my other rooster As I enter the lobby I should be slapped in the face with velvet gloves filled with cocacola then smothered in DoubleD pretty dancing girls wearing floss of the nethers made of more cocacola and bicycle tassels that spill the sweet juice of Remy CognacnnImagine my immense disappointment when I was met with a funfun room change instead being downgraded from a booked City Corner Suite to a drab Regular with ABSOLUTELY NO WARNING OR DISCOUNT What the hell is this Motel We booked like months in advance what kind of selfrespecting hotel shafts its patrons like thisnnI swear to God they did this because I was dressed like a panda and knew I was heading to EDCnnOh those raver children They do not have disposable income to gamble with and will probably be too cracked out to complain about us SHOVING THIS LONG BEDAZZLED GLASS ROOSTER UP THEIR HAPPY HOLES Where would they find another hotel for their DEVILWORSHIP RAVE SO LATE MUAHAHAHA Imagined Vdara Management ThoughtsnnThe room itself is the only reason why I have not used my awesome yelp powers to banish this hotel into the depths of obscurity Yes it was beautiful spacious clean and had numerous amenities But to be fair this is funfun Las Vegas and should be expected unless your staying at the funfun Circus CircusnnPROTIP Vdara lacks any form of selfparking since it is considered too elitist to have such paltry peasantlike things You must selfpark at the Aria which is an unnecessary tangling maze of crap that forces you to wind through the entire casino since Vdara lacks its own casino Vdara conveniently makes up for this by having valet garages so that you can easily pay every time you try to leave the hotel or fetch that chapstick you forgot in the front seatnnTLDR Have not you heard It is an honor to be happy up the happyhole by this hotel It is a privilege to be perfectly gouged for parking