text: The most overrated club out there Everything about Tao was horrible reallynnThe one star is for getting in free and the potential Tao Beach may have if the weather was warmer Oh and because I do not think they offer the option of negative stars Other than that the place was AWFULnnFirst off you have to climb three flights of stairs to get to Tao Beachcome on even older clubs like PURE knew to install elevators And you had better hope that you do not need the restroom all night because Tao Beach itself does not have one They make you walk over to the hotel pool areas that are closed off almost a minute walk in heels if you just take those damn shoes off The music was kind of soft but that was because it is outdoors so I think they should get a better sound systemnnSo the weather was a little chilly so my friends and I went down to Tao itself Again with the stairs And they have people trying to climb up to Tao Beach so it was crowded They had to have a kind of cattle shuttling system to coordinate the traffic flow in the stairwells It was annoying at best The music indoors was better but god is it crowded The decor was not all that great either but there is a bunch of girl on girl action in the corners with their models and naked ladies in rosepetaled bathtubs so I guess that somewhat made up for the other decorlol But it was wayyy overcrowded in there you could not even get on ANY of the dance floors without running into people left and right and it felt like being squeezed like sardines in a can There was no way you could move without jabbing at people or being jabbed at That being said one chick actually had the nerve to turn around and HIT ME in the back call me a b and demand to know why I pushed herumm I cannot tell who is pushing who in this environment I had been knocked into so many times if I had ran over someone as a result I probably would not have known either My friends and I could not get out of that place fast enough