text: i do not even know where to start a hotel of this caliber in miami would cost triple what we paid for our two unforgettable nights at the M the decor is sleek sexy and innovative a sensual floral fragrance permeates throughout every inch of the hotel there is free soda fountains on the casino floor and a very reasonably priced buffet that seems so go on forever when you book your room you either have a choice of strip view or mountain view while the mountain view sounded lovely i am really glad we chose the strip view we watched the sun go down as las vegas came alive and then fall asleep in the comfortable loungers by the floortoceiling window as the city lights shimmered behind a transparent veil of rising desert heat our room was very modern but extremely cozy and inviting the bathroom was ENORMOUS i probably left claw marks on the porcelain from having to be dragged out of the bathtub THERE IS A GODDAMN TV IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR I REPEAT TV IN THE MIRROR YOU CAN WATCH FIRST WHILE YOU ARE DROPPING A DEUCE also HOLY FREE SHIT EVERYDAY we got a bottle of wine a polo shirt a windbreaker a t shirt and an apron you better believe i was drunk off my ass prancing around my room in that thingnnhere are my only gripesn there was only one area to get ice on our floor and it happened to be at the opposite end of the hallway kind of a mission since i was using one of the two sinks as coolers for the bottles of champagne and vodka i brought with me nn spa mio offers a bikini wax and they mean bikini for real none of their staff is apparently trained to do a proper brazilian so i basically paid for about a third of the hair removal that i get at home for half the price that being said the girl that waxed me was really lovely the wax she used was topnotch i barely felt a thing the spa itself is so relaxing and serene i probably would have paid just to sit in the waiting area and continue getting drunk nn i am really not psyched about the TOTALLY UNNECESSARY hold they placed on my credit card turns out the guy that checked us in DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT but did anyway assuming we would use the internet and the mini bar who the fuck does that and if you already have my credit card info on file would not it make more sense to deduct whatever expenses we incur AFTER WE CHECK OUT fuck i could have used those which i will not see again for another business days THANKS GUY nnother than the points mentioned above i am totally staying here again next time i am in vegas