text: Wow What a dive But that is ok Pizza Cat likes dives nnIts not really a shop it is more like a corner as in the corner of a bar with a kitchen and a door nnThe door is plastered with accolades from various press so it cannot be all bad riiiight All these people cannot be wrong riiiiight For example The Royal Sub won LV Weekly Best Sandwich so Pizza Cat tried half a sub for It has italian sausage cappicola and mozzarella And that is exactly what you get those ingredients smashed into a tasty roll LOL Not bad the cappicola was high quality and the italian sausage tasted a lot like Johnsonville and Pizza Cat likes Johnsonville sausage Presentation was sloppy but how can you go wrong with a heaping of those ingredients on a fresh roll For it was a tasty sammie nnNow Pizza Cat prefers to smoke but on occassion she will take a sip Being inside the superdivey Moondoggies has its advantages such as a full bar She meandered to where a handful of locals were guffhawing over some guy puking on the TV true story She told the cute bartender something light and fruity cuz Pizza Cat cannot afford any more DUIs and under The bartender proceeded to take out an oz red cup like at a BYOB party yes that red cup and guzzle an interesting mixture of rum something sweet and more rum He presented it with a smile and said nn Yeeesh This is the Vegas baby nnSo Pizza Cat waited for her food and proceeded to get toasted She realized halfway through her sippy cup that the bartender had hooked her up and she was going nowhere soon Good thing the food took so damn long to make nnAfter mins or so Pizza Cat was rewarded with a big azz pizza which they called a wee but it is not wee at all and it was heaped with meatballs fresh spinach and globs of ricotta For it was a hell of a deal nnNow if this was KD and a drunk KD at that the pizza would have been fine but Pizza Cat is a cat and Pizza Cat says the dough is nasty and the pizza is sloppy But who cares what Pizza Cat thinks She is drunk in a dive bar with other drunks laughing at Adult Swim Life does not get better than this nnViva Las Vegas Viva Naked City Pizza