text: I was at Five last week and there was a friendly little green worm crawling across my friends salad platewhen the attractive Latina manager finally arrived at our table she mumbled something about organic and deal with itbut not in that orderfor an incredibly humble white boy like myself that answer would be more than acceptablemy friend is an attractive African American woman who is not only a well paid executive in LA but has not yet gotten to the point where the green worm thing is part of her cultural cuisine I do not think their exchange did anything to improve interracial relationsif only the environ of thirty dollar pizzas could be a little more post racial think how great the world would be in truth the whole incident might not have happened if it had not taken minutes to get us two pizzas in a half full restaurantthe little green fellow might have just crawled awaynnHey Shawn your servers at Sage are a tad smarmy as wellI know you are from Chicago but you and your team need to tone it down a notch or two