text: Remember in when that one dude brought a gun here and caused a massive shootout YES SERVICE IS SO BAD HERE THAT PEOPLE WILL DO THATnnSummerlin is supposed to be an upscale planned community which segregates itself from the high crime of Las Vegas Then why is everyone broke Every house on my old street was foreclosed and my neighbors would constantly ask me for money Most the people at this Costco are Summerlin residents And I really think that most the people here are not members of Costco they just sneak in to get the free samples Every time I come here a desperate looking guy will take every single one of the free samples and then go into the corner where the gatorade is and eat it I have seen these guys push over small children to get to the front of the line The worker will put out like free samples and usually one guy will take every single one And the look of desperation on his face is reminds me of homeless personnnNow I consider myself a pretty tough kid Like one time my friend dared me that I could not watch BETBlack Entertainment Television for hours and I lasted almost minutes before my heart stopped and I lost consciousness but I cannot stand being at this Costco for more than minutes It is just that bad Usually I just run in there for the Gelato at the food court and instantly leavennRecently Baka University conducted a year research study where in the end their findings were so consistent that the medical community declared it a Scientific Fact that Working at Costco fits all the criteria of being diagnosed with a severe neural developmental disorder Workers at Costcoespecially the ones who work at the Membership and Returns Desk exhibit symptoms such as impairment of social skills ineffective communication and a lack of moral reasoning and common sense Later that month the DSMIVTR was amended by the American Psychological Association to include Summerlin Costco Workers as a severe mental disorder Many months later in June of The Christian Church and Jewish Temple both came to an agreement to amend the Commandments They included an th commandment that stated It is wrong to work at Costco In July of NBC Universal announced a remake of Dawn of the Dead but with Summerlin Costco workers in the place of the zombies Critics hated the idea stating that Zombies actually have larger vocabularies and better problem solving skills than Summerlin Costco workersnnThe moral of my story is that instead of condemning the workers here at this Costco we should show them sympathy The primary reason these people are working here is because they are the rejects of the universe McDonalds workers could not pass high school but these guys could not even get past Elementary School Also the reason these guys are so angry and rude when they come to work everyday is because their boss does not pay them in money he pays them in Star Wars Trading Cards nnWhy not just go to WinCo for bulk items instead The prices are pretty much the same and you do not need a membership