text: Had enough beer to think this was one of those hip retro barsnnPlatinum blonde indie girl spinning oldschool gangster rap from years agoIRONICALLY It is cool because you are superficial and do not expect her to play that nnBunch of guys repping Extreme Sports fashion like Monster Energy caps with their Ed Hardy shirtsIRONICALLY It is cool because no one seriously wears that anymore and it is a great throwback to simpler times nnNot much for pastafarianism I tried chilling out with my modern s clothes and music taste Did not fit in But fear not Chilly Bombers has some redeeming aesthetics Likethe pretty lights so bright Or the huge and unfortunately vacant dance floor nnWhen I closed my eyes just long enough to stop the spinning I envisioned how much cooler this bar could be if it tried to be a little more divey and a little less of a refuge for people too broke or afraid of Hurricane Bay nnI cannot believe I just used HB as a favorable alternative to something