text: Let me preface this by saying it is not a terrible show and would be great for taking an entire family to if you can afford it It is like many things in Vegas and is way overpriced for what it isnnFirst some of the acrobatics were great of course but nothing I have not seen at significantly cheaper carnivals and other shows Sure they had lots of energy and I know it is a lot of work but there was not a whole lot of actual talent which is what I expected to see this is Vegas this is supposed to be topshelf talent and you cannot even get some peopel who can actually shoot a bow and arrownnIts a very busy show so I think for many that is all it needs to be in order to be entertained but if you focused on the individuals most were not really doing much Wow you can play catch and drop it a few times not very impressive nnThe story was kind of hacky and the performers themselves are not micd so its like watching a TV show in the Sims cheezy pointless and lots of gibberish The fat lady was completely unnecessary we get it fat people are helpless and should be laughed at but come on it is an ongoing joke throughout the entire shownnAs for the shows storyline it basically involved the fat lady matriach of a clan two menwomen women dressed as men fall in love to quell the spat between two lands and pirate dudes crash the party and capture one of the manwoman King of the pirates wants his daughter to marry then the Fumanchu dude presents his emo son to said daughter Emo dudes special talents include whipping his hair back and amateur pyrotechnics emo dude then gives the daughter a baton they pretend is a flute for some reason Some bullshit goes on with some of the original tribes being lost pointlessly annoying giant bugs and crabs pop up on the beach and take up minutes of time for some stupid reason Pirate kings daughter falls in love with the manwoman and gives him the flutebaton for some reason He plays it for a minute She then does a baton routine with said flute which was pretty decent actually Eventually the two menwomen are reunited fu manchu dude had a plan to take over all the tribes some war footage is displayed in terrible quality then they do a happy dance Oh then they will do real fireworks which sounds cool but super bright white light in a pitchblack theatre does what Oh yeah it freaking blinds you so you cannot even see it So fcking stupidnnAs for the actual good parts in the show the platform was pretty awesome and took some creative engineering There were hints of actual talent with the baton routine the hamster cages you will see and the sparkling dude on the corde lisse and the sets were designed pretty well But it was also kind of amateurish I have seen much more impressive acrobatics done by far cheaper acts and the focus on a lot of stupid bs like the crab and giant centipede that took up like over minutes of pointlessness totally made for any year olds in the audience I supposennWe got pretty decent deals ea nicelycentered seats in the middle of the arena which are definintely the best seats in the house but still feel like it was a waste of money