text: If you are looking for any semblance of authentic Asian food then turn around and run the other way Never have I been so disappointed by an Asian restaurant seriously even Oriental Express is more authentic than the shit they serve here Every single time I ordered a noodle dish I have been shown a new way in which that food could be horribly disgraced Overpriced overrated and I absolutely abhor the decor nnThe decor is cheesy as hell why do I want to look at stock photo images of people touching my noodles in ways that violate all kinds of health codes It just makes me wonder what passes as sanitary in their kitchen And other colorful imagery of people rubbing noodles on various body partsnnPad Thai a sad pile of overcooked rice noodles with a wretched bland peanut sauce that sits on the noodles to create that sad dog shit dish you have always wanted The exact opposite of an authentic pad thai dish Pathetic does not even begin to describe it I could smear peanut butter on dried ramen noodles and get a better experiencennPho well how could you really expect this place to create a beef consommeesque broth with authentic viet flavors Awful I cannot evennnMy review may be slightly inaccurate because I have not been there since people lied to my stupid freshman dorm about how great this place is but if it has not changed since then RUN AWAY GO TO ROSE TEA OR ANYWHERE ELSE SUBWAY QUIZNOS SAVE YOURSELF MONEY AND BOWEL TROUBLES