text: Once upon a time there was a restaurant named Vig It lived in Arcadia It wanted to be cool but was only half cool because it was constantly infiltrated by the evil clan of douche bags named Scottsdalians Then one day Vig met a better neighborhood called CenphoUptown They fell in love and made a new Vig in a beautiful midcentury mod Bank in Uptown This new Vig was about a zillion times cooler Proof that sequels can be better than the original Please see Back to the Future Empire Strikes Back or Evil Dead for more confirmation of this nnVig Uptown has an awesome Bocce Ball court in the restaurant The food is all good Ask Juan Schwartz The drinks are all well poured The bar staff is excellent They have Titos handmade vodka in stock and its very well priced The crowd is way cooler and the valets are always on point I am a regular at the Vig Uptown you probably should be too nnOh and if you live in the neighborhood the Vig Rig will pick you up and take you home He works on tips only so leave the ride at home and tip the Vig Rig instead of the valet SO worth it nnAnd i lived happily ever after