text: okayso i had birthday thing for a friend of mine today and a big gloppy chocolate cake was out of the question for this gymophile so i remembered the bakery selection at the safeway just across the street i hopped on my trusty longboard the grocery basket equipped one scanning the cooler i found the most BEAUTIFUL fruit tart mmmm i feared i might let partygoers down with all that fruitalas i was wrong that tart was gobbled down in less than minutes