text: It is a shame A crying shame How do you mess up pizza Clever name Five the temp of the oven and the name Shawn McClain attached to this how can this be so bad I thought Sage was terribly overrated but I had high hopes for Five nnWe started out with a couple apps sampled four different pies which we we able to do halves on and finished with a few dessertsnnSmall PlatesnnPepperoni Arancini Rice Balls Red Sauce and Roasted Garlic Aioli Three small arancinis they were pretty goodnnPigs and Truffles Pork Shoulder Cannelloni Bordeaux Spinach Bechamel and Summer Truffles I am a sucker for bechamel That intrigued me more than the truffles This was pretty outstandingnnSignature Pizzas are nnNorth Beach Clams Smoked Mozzarella Sweet Onions Oregano By far one of the weirdest tasting pizzas I have ever had I think what threw me off the most was the sauce I am used to a clam pizza with a white sauce The red sauce did not pair well even worse was the smoked mozzarella I felt like I was eating BBQ It was terriblennBlanca Mozzarella Ricotta Bel Paese White Chedder Olive Oil Garlic Basil This was decent the ricotta was the best part nnTruffle Truffle Salami Bechamel Parmesan Thyme Shaved Truffles Would you like a side of oil to go with that Wow only thing I saw on this pizza was oil Someone call the nearest Cath Lab and book a room for me I could not finish my slice it was terribly overwhelming nnMargherita Tomato Buffalo Mozzarella and Basil This was pretty standard Nothing to write home about nnAt a pizza you walk away thinking did that really just happen nnDessertsnnWarm Apple Pie French Toast Cubes Both made up for the horendous pizza nSkip this place