text: I saw the Heart Attack Grill on television and knew they had scantily clad nurses and lard induced food What you do not realize is the restaurant is really going for more than the lard version of Hooters They want to give you the feeling that you are eating in a strip club By that I am not suggesting that the nurses are inappropriate or wearing too little clothing It is just that you walk in and they have long tables shaped like a bar with stools It is like a cheap inside joke they are TRYING to be the ultimate guys hangout lard burgers and fries waitresses who are dressed like stripper nurses no veggies no diet coke all the lard drenched steak fries you can eat coronas and regular coke served in bottles nnYeah I am fine with all of that and I understand this place is going for that theme nnSo in short the concept is fun but the execution is horrible Here are the problemsnn Food the burgers tasted as if they went to Food City and bought the cheapest meat they could buy and dump it in some lard The lard did not not make the food taste any different with the exception that I felt really full and heavy at the end of my meal The food was very disappointing nn Scantilly clad women in nurses outfits are fine as long as the women wearing the outfits are attractive That was not the case here They are not even Hooters quality in terms of attractivenessnn Yes I want greasy food but I do not want to feel like I am standing next to the fryer as I eat the food The floor had so much grease that had condensed from the air that I almost slipped several times The place had a bad odor and it just stank from the lard You felt like you were eating in the kitchennn Lack of service the nurses chat with you and are friendly but they do not serve you It is like Fudruckers You get your own fries You put toppings on your own burger You fill out your own ordercheck at the end The waitress only takes your drink order and points to a wall and aks you to pick out a burgernn Scary crowd the people eating at the restaurant reminded me of people on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre We are talking major rednecks here It was mostly middle aged guys sitting by themselves and eating as if they were at a strip club I also saw a bunch of kids eat here and they looked as if they running moonshine between Kentucky and Ohio in the snn No credit cards They have an ATM in the place if you lack cashnn Expensive I paid dollars for a beer and a burger For the cheap a environment you woud think the prices would be less but you