text: Kitschy name cute concept a little indie place in an area consumed by monolithic chains Oink really had all the potential in the world nnThe space is simple open and clean although very sparse what some may interpret as modern simply reeked of halfassedness to me Hey let us throw some pink paint on one wall and call it a day The bathrooms had fancy schmancy modern sinks and fixtures although the weekly cleaning form on the back of the door was disconcertingly completely blanknnThe service was super average better than I expected considering I had heard it was atrocious My breakfastloving SO and I did our usual each of us getting our own separate egg things followed by a shared short stack of blueberry pancakes My omelet was nice steaming hot and full of nice fresh veggies The home fries on the side though were cold The English muffin was barely toasted also cold and so slathered in butter it was slippery My SO inhaled most of his Hollandaiseslathered Benedict but let us face it he would slurp down a dog turd if it was drenched in Hollandaise The pancakes were completely and utterly unremarkable as was the OJ watery and bitter and coffee nnThe sucker punch was the bill with tip over for two for breakfast If I wanted to she will out for breakfast I would stay in my own hood and go to Taylors where I know the food will be spectacular and the service topnotch Alternatively I could go to IHOP across the street where I know the food will be reliably above average for half the pricennSorry Oink your prices make you little piggies You have got to step up your game because no one wants to pay Paradise Valley prices for a Glendale experience