text: I am torn with Cream I have been to the usual clubs and lounges in Scottsdale enough to be sick of them and Cream was something new I like that Cream is emulating Vegasstyle nightclubs but it is obviously trying too hardnnThe decornnFirst of all this place is PAINFULLY tiny I have only been here once and while it was half full so it was not completely unbearable But I cannot imagine what it must be like when they have guest DJs and other performers in A tiny place that is packed is not popular It is just smallnnThe walls are covered in white leather the tiles are white everything is white I get it white like Cream I appreciate the commitment to the color but the theme is waaay off The hard surfaces make the place look cold and very hospital like I would have liked to see more smooth lines and softness in the design more flowy like creamnnThe atmospherennThe dig the loud music and the techno I get so sick of hearing the same stupid songs on the radio I love the change in scene PhoenixScottsdale is so stale in terms of music This is a nice change But it is too loud when you cannot even put an order in for your drink I literally had to pull myself onto the bar I am tiny so I could give my order directly into the bartenders earnnThey also had a really cool entertainment act a girl hung from a hoop suspended from the ceiling wearing a white bikini She was clearly talented in her hoop manipulating and was mesmerizing to watch but like I said this place is TINY and there were several instances in which she was inches away from kicking people in the face And THAT would have been worth the ridiculous cover I did not pay I try to find any way not tonnThe drinks nnOverpriced and terrible Maybe the bartender THOUGHT she heard me say I wanted a glass of vodka piss because that is what it tasted likennI doubt there will be any improvements made that will make me like Cream better but here is hoping