text: I went into this Burger King as I do every day for lunch to get a quadruple Whopper meal with a Kingsized fries and XXL diet Chocolate shake When I ordered the person behind the counter took my hardearned money and came back and gave me what looked like a BIG MACnnWhat the fuck If I wanted a nasty processed non flamebroiled Big Mac I would go to Wendys I eat Burger King and ONLY Burger King So I politely asked the man behind the counter What the fucking shit is this you faggot I axed for a Whopper so get your head out of your Moms cunt and GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING WHOPPER NOWnnJust as I was about to throw a molotov cocktail at the fry cook rather than order something else on the menu that is exactly the same as the Whopper I saw none other than The King himself come from behind the counter with my delicious fatfree Quadruple Whopper on a plate made of solid gold I realized that I was part of a hilarious hidden camera gag and loosened my chokehold on the girl with Downs syndrome who was refilling the ketchup and moved the shard of glass away from her jugular I chuckled and promptly apologized to the employees and customers who I had scared with my voiceraising and tardchoking and happily took my food to the parking lot to eat in my Honda Del Sol as I do every day I took my first bite of the Whopper and realized THERE ARE ONLY THREE PATTIES ON THIS THINGnnBy then it was too late to raise another fuss and I had to get back to my job at ChickFilA I am however currently trying to build a super laser so that I can vaporize that Burger King for fucking up my Whopper I will never forget