text: Ohhhhh the Three Palms Resort How oh how our relationship is so bittersweetnnThe first time I stayed in this hotel was for my friends bachelorette party in April of this year We decided to get the queen suite because it was cheap and provided ample room for all the ladies to stay in When we got there and checked in we could not find parking anywhere We had to park far away from our room Whatever nnRoom The room was awesome We had almost a minikitchen in our suite and a fridge that held PLENTY of liquor The fridge is about feet tall The decor is modern yet extremely retro with hues of poop brown burnt orange puke greenyou get the point but I LOVED it The bedding is VERY comfortable There were bathrooms in our suite tvs all the works We had a room facing the pool which was nicennLocation The location for this hotel is amazing You are centrally located to many nearby attractions in Old Town Scottsdale and cab rides are cheap as hell to anywhere around that area Try the divey sports bar across the parkcannot remember the name of it but drinks are CHEAPnnStaff This is where my rating goes bad The first time we got this room we had a male dancer come for my friend He arrived in his fire fighter gear people must have saw him when he was by our room in front of the pool with his boombox With a bundle of ladies and only around pm our man went to work minutes in to serving his customers us we got a knock on the door It was security telling us we were being TOO LOUD and that we needed to turn it down WHATEV So the man kept at it and another minutes later we had another knock at the door This time we were being too loud AND apparently we did not have the blinds closed all the way and people at the pool could see the action So we closed the blinds turned down the music and went back at it The THIRD time we had a COP at our door WTH It was not even pm yet and we were already about to get the boot from this placennIT DOES NOT STOP HEREnnThe second time I stayed in this place I once again got a suite This one had a jacuzzi in it My friends and I got back to our room at about am and not even minutes after we got in we had a knock at the door Low and behold it was security telling us we were being TOO LOUD I said we JUST got in to the room He then tried to accuse us of parking in front of the fire pole and told us to move except it was not our vehiclennAfter the second time of getting interupted I decided to write a review on their website about my experience Needless to say I have not heard back about my stays I am a paying customer and pay to stay in a hotel to go have fun drink and party especially when I stay in a suitennBe forewarned on your experience I will go back because the location is good the price is cheap and the room itself is awesome but the security and hotel staff suck