text: This place is interesting to say the least The room that we were in did not have any emergency fire sprinklers We contemplated having a bonfire since we would not have to worry about the drowning ourselves by accident nnThe rd floor ledges are angled strange If you were to trip with the sliding glass door open you would very easily slide down stories to meet the grim reaper The room setup looked similar to something out of a s adult film Yes that kind With all of the hair nnI could not help but feel the bathroom and it is door had a similar setup to a gas chamber While gas may be released in the bathroom it definitely made it a little uncomfortable I did however get a lovely view of someone is backside from the rectangular window that is attached to the door I think we can agree that we both got a free show while I was in the shower nnThe biggest issue with the whole entire room however was the lamps The lamps looked very similar to a Pope hat I spent countless hours attempting to unscrew the lamp in order to get a funny picture of me wearing said Pope hat I am never going to be the Pope It would have been a nice family friendly Kodak moment And I would have gladly put it back the way it originally was supposed to be I was left extremely disappointed when I left with the lack of any Pope hat pictures It was upsetting enough to make me consider never staying at the hotel itself again nnHowever the food is amazing The staff is very nice even when requesting plungers long story and the memories made there are unforgettable Despite the fact there were several cases where life could be compromised nnAlso they need metal signs that are not as sharp Someone we know may need a Tetanus shot due to sharp metal signs in the area nnPS Please make the lamps more Pope hat friendly