text: so i am trying to make my way to our table carrying cups of ice water and one beer and there is a large man with his back to me talking and waving his arms nni get the feeling he has run into an old friend who by the looks of it is slightly less excited to see large man perhaps has even been avoiding him who knows nnso i the experienced crowd navigator honed by years of crowded parties bars and working in retail say excuse me he does not notice me flailing arms exclaiming at his friend excuse me sir i just want to squeeze by you normally i try a light touch on the shoulder but as i said my hands were full of water cups i start to get frustrated was my hot dog getting cold waiting at the table nni squeeze by spilling some beer in the process after making it to the table and biting into those greasy perfect french fries i see my sister aka the tightest girl ever in the same predicament blocked by large man she who will not let anything get between her and her lunch says excuse me once and he finally turns looks at her and turns back around ignoring her and still blocking her way she is only holding a pile of napkins so she pushes past him saying you are an inconsiderate asshole asshole he may not have noticed he was still talking hella loud to his friend but another woman did and gave her a dirty look not missing a beat my sister looks at her says tourrets and moves quickly over to our table get that girlnni think that for lunch on the day after thanksgiving paneras would have been a better choice small side salad anyone but the dirty O is pretty fn good you just have to be ready