text: If once a year you decide to take your friends up on their offer to go hiking next weekend do notnI thought it would be fun nIt was notnI was sick at the first signpostthe one in the parking areanIt never got any better nnMy lungs inflated for the first time in years with something other than weed and cigar smoke were seizing up like an old whorennMy legs so jittery from the experience caused my car to lunge back and forth on the drive home as my jimmyleg worked both the gas and brake simultaneouslynnAnd my feet hurt so badly I had to soak them in ice before going out that nightnnIll be back up there next weekend