text: I really really want to like The Diamond It is cheap convenient to my house and my friends like it Maybe I am ordering the wrong things but I am just not even impressed enough to want to go without being decently drunk first The first two times I went I got breakfast food Breakfast is kind of why I go to diners I love it Unfortunately the Diamond cannot manage cooking scrambled eggs They came out rubbery and overdone both times nnMy friends agreed that their breakfast is terrible and said I just had to try their lunchdinner menu instead Well I gave it a shot with one of their signature sandwiches a pork burger with onions bacon and cheddar Three bone shards later I decided I could not finish my pork burger and moved on to the sweet potato fries I had paid an upcharge to get Mushy My friends regular fries tasted great but they did not get the sweet potato ones right nnThe for dinner bill would have been a consolation if only the service had been quick enough to bring us our bill and the extra meal we had ordered Unfortunately just like some of our partys drinks and silverware the server had forgotten and we had to wait another minutes while they hustled it out of the kitchen Meh