text: Whoa I am in love But I am in love with a hooker and I cannot afford to have her every night or even once in a while Only on special occassions really and even then I am uncomfortable spending that much money nnAnd that is Viva Mexico nnWhen I arrived on Thanksgiving Day I wanted a special meal to remember all of the important historical American facts about Thanksgiving and I thought Mexican was a pretty decent cuisine to eat considering we annexed most of their country in the past and there is not much American Indian dining to be had in Scotland or anywhere for that matter Mexican it was nnOh and it was damn goooooood It tasted like sweet sweet colonozation nnSangria went right to my head Beans and rice cooked just right Warm tortilla chips and a prawnshrimp filled plate I was full and happy and then I ordered the Chili Cheesecake and I was having inappropriately romantic feelings toward Viva MexiconnThen I got the bill And It was dollars That is pounds That is a fcking lot for Mexican food of any sort even the best sort It is in effect beans rice cheese tortillas and ground meat the guacamole and sour cream are extra I know how much that stuff costs And it is not visa prices for your staff because as I could see there was only one Mexican guy if he is even really Mexican he just spoke Mexican Spanish nnThere were no gold specks in my food and they did not give me a foot massage or even a hot menthol towel at the end and if I am going to spend my studenty pounds I want orgasmic piles of food and three days worth of leftovers or some sort of Mariachi band and Spanish Fly nnHeres a tip Free tortilla chips and salsa are fcking MANDATORY for a good Mexican food experience I am not talking take away burritos that is a horse of a different color but if my ass is going to sit down and spend pounds give me free chips like they would in real Mexico I think