text: I love burgers Love them I have had them all over the US and the world From Alaska and California to prime cattle country in Alberta to the american heartland and NYC and beyond Had them in Asia South America Latin America all over Europe Africa and Mexico do not ever recommend them there In fact if I can be so bold I am going to lay claim to being a burger EXPERT So when I hear about how great Burgatory is I am intrigued And when I go to a place like this I am ordering burgers not exotic milkshakes or truffle fries or some distraction Nope Give Me the burger nnNow with that said these are just not that good I know you are appalled But Gary you say how can that be Look at all the rave reviews Here is a clue Check the reviews more closely and you will note that people mostly rave about the spectacular shakes not the burgers And I am just not interested in shakes pretty much anytime nnSure the menu is cool build your own or pre made options like the Mortys steakhouse I ordered or even the jerk chicken one my wife ordered The beef is a succulent blend of angus sirloin brisket and short rib Sounds like it should be full of flavor Sadly it is not In fact it was uniquely bland and uninspired Mortys says it has horseradish cheddar no evidence Cabernet sauce no evidence and onion straws Tons of straws but I could not detect an onion particle in any of them So I am profoundly disappointed My wifes burger was equally tasteless There are far better burger options throughout the city I suggest going elsewhere Unless you want a shake