text: Rustlers Rooste is that triangle of white lights not the take me to your leader kind you see on the hills in Ahwatukee at night You park at the base of the hill or at the top if you are early enough and a van will take you to the top if you are in heels you may want to wait for that van although stilettos are best left at home duh In a nutshell the place is over the top rustic cowboy every surface is covered in wood The food is ok the bread biscuits corn bread etc basket is the best part nnYou want to order the rattlesnake Prepare to she will out for it let me save you the money It is little scraps of chickenlike meat the size of a nickle deep fat fried and served with chipotle ranch It literally tastes like dark meat chickennnTheres a live band we were here on a weekend playing the old classic country western imagine that scene in Blues Brothers Good Ole Boys style No chicken wire cage though bummer nnAfter several drinks which I recommend go out on the patio and gaze at the city below Then after more drinks push the kids out of the way and take a ride down the slide dare devils go head first nnOverall there is much to see even if the food is eeeh even the giant beast of a bull in a pen out front great for tourists looking for a hokey night out or if your family is in town take them here and explain this is how AZ is all covered in wood stale booze cowboys and old timey country music