text: Eeeeee Long yet important message to follownnIf I was blind and If this place gave me the ability to see again Eeeeeehhhh I still would not go backnnThe first time I went a few years back it was good Good food Then got take out and yeah just well cooked good food Nothing to write home about but still good nnThis time Wild tiger turned into wild sloth Arguably just as cool in animal comparison but the tiger could if he so chose to rip apart the sloth with vigor nnThe hostess was hard to find and inattentive Se really was not present or rememberable We sat down and ordered Waters came out Then our app It was some roll thingy It tasted like frozen shrimp wrapped in rice paper for bux Oh oh oh it tasted like the rolls you get at the sushi place in Safeway Yea no thanks Plus the waiter seemed to disappear A while later the food was delivered Hhmm Pad Thai you say Uh nope Well if you call over cooked noodles shoved under a huge pile of cabbage pad Thai the yeaaa I guess nCurry you say Hmmm nope just over spiced over cooked and tasteless except for the over spice thing which is just down right confusing nnThe waiter never came back to check on us My lady dropped her eating utensil on the ground and I went inside to get another Standing at the empty hostess station looking aroundlookingstill lookingoh oh hey hostess can I have a She cuts me off I will be back denied By the drive by host from a terminator movie nWell waiting still Find someone Utensils Cool Thanks Sorry to be a bother as a paying customer nThen I sit back down Take a few bites and realize everything tastes the same Cold over cooked and over spiced nSo in effort to try to salvage this meal I try to ask for some limes Guess what Shocker It took me getting up to find someone Cool got them Cool great not real limes Just little ones like the ones you use for Mexican food Wtf nnAnyways Forcing it down cuz I am sick of the search party of two game that they have thrust upon us the waiter still never came back The lady bussing the tables cleared our stuff except for the untouched pad Thai We actually tipped the bus lady she was nice and a very hard workernnStillnWaitnIngnnOh wait I forgot the rules of the game I got up to search for the check Yeaaaa At what point do I win And really what could the prize be Oh nothing I guess you could say I win by not ever having to go back there nnSad really Was a good place I understand running a place like this has challenges but no care was shown from beginning to end about the customer experience Oh well except for the bus lady she was cool Maybe she should own the place Winning nnAnd I am out