text: The one thing that cannot be disputed about Lims a wellestablished restaurant in the West Valley is that the service is very friendly nnOkay that was the generous part of this review Buckle your seatbelt this is not going to be a smooth ridennOnce again my theorem about YELP has been confirmed the more stars a restaurant has the more you should avoid it I am convinced that every prisoner released from Sheriff Joes tent city is promised a bill for their first nights meal in freedom PROVIDED they write a review on YELP How else can one explain the and stars for this place Certainly it could not be for the fluorescent lit diner atmosphere and it certainly could not be for the food could itnnThe Hot n Sour soup was okay My partner thought it too sour Hello The sour is not in the name to make it sound pretty I did not think it too sour at all and they certainly do not skimp on ingredients the soup is loaded From there however it started going downhill faster than a snowball down the side of a steep ski runnnThe egg rolls too were not bad a bit greasy but filled almost exclusively with cabbage which I like But the two dishes specifically mentioned in reviews here the Devil Beef and the Mu Shu Pork were as disappointing as a visit to the YOUS Senate Unfortunately the quality of the food matched the Senates performance too Even before I could open my mouth my other half said what I was thinking when they brought the beef out My God It looks like someone is already eaten it Mushy grey and in spite of the jalapenos in it bland Sort of like Senator John McCain except it was not demanding we go to war in Syria And while it is advertised in the menu Chinese food with jalapenos ChineseMexican fusion nnThe Mu Shu Pork was something I would never seen before in the many years I have eaten Chinese prerolled Mu Shu Usually they bring you the wrapping and the filling is on the side and you make it yourself Not here they do it for you That by itself might have been acceptable to all but the Mu Shu Pork fanatic But what was not acceptable was the salt level in the food Unless you have a high tolerance for salty food prepare to have lots of water nearby and watch your blood pressure go into the s over nnService was fast but almost like something out of a bad comedy about Chinese restaurants everything was brought at once regardless of how close you were to finishing the previous course The only thing they DID NOT do was observe you from a distance and wait for you to finish eatingnnIt pains me to give a bad review to a restaurant which is obviously trying to please its customers In this case however I am afraid the review is fully justified I do not know who the people are on here who think this is quality food I can only say to that one person for example who said heshe wishes this place was closer so heshe did not have to drive all the way here KEEP DRIVING nnI rarely leave food on my plate and when I do I always ask for a doggie bag to take the leftovers home In this case I left food on the plate and almost shouted no too enthusiastically when I was asked if I needed a box to take the remainder home Oh God in Heaven NO