text: Ahhhh yes Every woman just loves the Crotch Doctor I am no exception There is nothing like spreading eagle in front of somebody you just met who may or may not know what gentle fingers really means Uhm yeah rightnnAlas the search for a great MD or OBGYN is one of those exasperating yet essential quests in every womans life nnSo imagine my disdain when newly located to Phx I had to strike out to find a female MD I did not want to strangle nnLuckily luck was on my side nnAfter searching for who was covered by my insurance on their handydandy Web site I found this place Central Phoenix Womens Health Care Center and was introduced to Dr Susan MortonPradhan nnI had no idea what to expect It is like calling a salon and hearing the name of somebody you never met who could royally fck up your hair But there is only one way to find outnnThe Center itself is located in a store officetype building on the South side of Osborn just shy of Central You are welcomed by grey walls stale carpeting a dingy elevator you fear is going to malfunction at any given moment Yikes The Center staff is terse unwelcoming and standoffish They seem a tad disorganized having thought my appointment was for something else and demanded I pee in a cup just after I had rushed to empty the pipeline So I had to drink of their halfsized cups of watercooler water trying to entice an encore That is when they ushered me back through the waiting area and said Oh we do not need a sample But you can give us one if you want Doh nnOh whatever they do their job You fill out paper You signin You wait You get weighed You know the usual I can deal with shitty staff so long as my Doctor is the Patron Saint of GynonnNow that Dr Susan MortonPradhan has gone to another place I can review this Center for what it is A place for women to go when they need their annual screenings as well as when there happens to be a bun in the oven Oops how did that happen nnLucky for me I have no reason to go back considering my Doctor relocated and by god I am following her She is the best Crotch Doctor I have ever had