text: I used to believe that just like there was no such thing as a bad day of golf or fishing there was no such thing as bad barbecue Then I went to Dickeys in Scottsdale nnI was chased out of my house by a posse of womenchildren who wanted to watch Smurfs I wanted to watch the LionsSaints football game Staceys BBQ on Shea no longer has a television I thought I would try Dickeys Barbecue Pit It ticks off my gf when I eat barbecue SHE listens to my cardiologist I ordered half a rack of pork ribs barbecue beans and iced teannDickeys must have pigs bred just for them I have never seen pork ribs with so much fat on them Most barbecue joints will brag about how their spare rib meat falls off the bone At Dickeys the meat on these pork spare ribs hung on the bone like it was superglued There was no discernible rub on the ribs In spite of asking for the barbecue sauce on the side it was sweet barbecue sauce that was splashed on my ribs The hot barbecue sauce next to the soda machine was tangynnMost barbecue joints brag about their iced tea At Dickeys I was handed a cup and pointed toward a soda machine Shaved ice and Nestea No lemons The only lemonade available was Minute Maid diet Blecch nnThe barbecue beans If you like your barbecue beans mushy and bland this is the place for you I have had better beans that were poured out of a can nnIn sum Dickeys is to barbecue what Earl Scheibs is to automobile paint jobs My meal was everything barbecue was not supposed to be The best part of my meal besides leaving was the yellow plastic cup No one could get me in these doors again not for love or money Staceys PLEASE get a new television