text: This place blowsnnI always get comps at MGM Mandalay but though I would she will out a few bucks for the Aria just to check it out If you have seen the bad reviews believe them Too bad I had a comped room at the Bellagio for three nights and I decided to stay here instead What a dummy I am Here is my lists of pros consnnProsnNicely designed roomsnAwesome bathroom Shower tub are together so you can leaventhe water running in the tub and it will spill over into the shower drainnBlinds open in room upon your arrival how awesome is thatnTouchscreen remote plasma TV thank god most of Vegas now offers more than channels on their TVnThere were like two people in the casino I consider that a pronnConsndirty Dirty DIRTY Yes it is true The window was SUPER dirty but I let it slide because there was a bit of rain on the way there so maybe it was raining in Vegas before I got there I think some hairy guy was laying on the bed before I got there because there was some nasty body hair on my comforter Eww There was also hair in the tub What looked like a half eaten Moet Chandon cork was inbetween the minibar snacks the shower gel they gave had been opened because it had leaked out and you could see gooey hands closed it back up Two lights were busted also the bathroom light that sucked and a vanity light WTF Is not this casino new My last gripe about the dirtiness I swearI asked for a refill on my cranberry juice from my zombie waiter he brought one back and I noticed there was some orange pulp on it Drank a sip and noticed it tasted like a cranberry orange Held it up in the light and there was pulp all in there What the hell Did this guy give me a used old orange juice glass and refill it with cranberry juice instead nnUnhappy staff Lobby Front Desk Dealers Door people Hostess Waitersanyone else I left out Oh yeah the only nice person was the valet guy There were two people checking in who were being helped and I was the only person in line to check in Some idiot staff there decided he needed to make a line for who told me to go behind one of the parties being helped and told me I was next in line I think I had that figured out from the time I stepped in linen nCrappy slot machines I lost k in literally about minutes Damn you max bet There was not much variety in machines which was a bummernnTable games Douche bag players at tables And not only that they do not know how to play I could not win at a single table or slot The dealers do not even say good luck when they hand you the chips because they know you are going to lose so what is the pointnnFood Way overpriced for mediocre food The buffet was not very good There was not much to eat I came out hungryat a buffet They had some crab legs on ice but they were not very cold The shrimp asparagus was excellent but that was literally the ONLY good thing they had there The desert was just ok nnAte at their cafe for a coke for a coffee and for a club sandwich Way too pricey It should have at least been good That was probably the worst club I have ever had how can you make that bad Again I really did not care for the employees anywherennZombie staff The staff outweigh the guests There is just too many people working there I do not get it A guy standing in the lobby to tell you to stand in line an elevator guy checking your key hours a day random guys standing around by the escalator keeping an eye on the place they were just EVERYWHERE Really irritating I was so surprised that no one was even remotely friendly Not even a smile I am wondering if Aria is human trafficking or something because these people do not seem right Was I on vacation or in prisonnnLast con Parking I always do valet in Vegas but thank god I did because I would not even have a clue where to go nnI think this is a casino that you could go to just to see what it looks like since it is new I would definitely not stay here again It seemed too far to walk out onto the strip and complicated so I did not even bother I like to stay at the MGM the room is decently priced the location on the strip is excellent great games and it is clean nnThanks but no thanks Aria Do not blame your lack of guests on the economy it is your hotel Good luck with your subpar employees hotel casino