text: I cannot even believe I am reviewing a Buffalo Wild Wings You are all witnessing what can only be described as a low point in my Yelping Ugh ok let us just get this over withnnFirst of all why did I even come here Because it was Friday night and my family wanted to go out and my dad hates any place with live music crowds noise and lots of energy So Buffalo Wild Wings is the perfect place to go if you hate people and fun basically And my brother wanted to go here because they have trivia which by the way is also not fun because if I am one thing I am fucking competitive and I hate losing and will go out of my way to try to ruin the fun for everyone else if I do Also the game itself is full of either esoteric questions or totally obvious ones and if you wait long enough they give you the answer Total bullshit nnOh so the restaurant itself I am pretty sure is segregated The hostess insisted that we sit at the bar even though the front dining area had plenty of tables open because she said there were only two waitresses for that area and they were already busy So we walked through there and pretty much everybody was black The bar had some people in it and you should expect this if you have been reading carefully they were all white Probably a total coincidence I am not really sure but I would guess Yelp might frown upon such a nonchalant accusation of segregationnnThe only other time I have been to a Buffalo Wild Wings was in high school when I went with my friend Katie and these twins Greg and whatever the gay ones name was All I remember from that was the twins were really hot and I had a thing for Greg and did not find out until January when I visited Katie in Brooklyn that a Greg is her roommate now and b he totally had a thing for me too So when we reunited we hella made out and I know my exboyfriend does not read this but if he does I might as well come clean about also making out with other guys early on in our relationship because that is what you get when you date me for months and refuse to acknowledge me as your girlfriend asshole This entire paragraph has nothing to do with this restaurant but whatever if I want to use Yelp as my diary I DAMN WILL nnSo anyway we ordered like wings for the table and I will just cut to the chase they sucked I asked the waitress if they had anything that they did not deep fry and she replied Everything is fried So I ate all this fried greasy food and felt horrible and my old collegepostcollegeoccasionally current bulimia habit kicked in because I just did not want that shit in my body That is how bad Buffalo Wild Wings is Fuck now I wish I would not have told my mom about Yelp because she reads my reviews now I guess She said some of them are funny SOME OF THEM She also says I am too sarcastic so that I can sound edgy and to that I say you may be right but Yelp reviews are the only things keeping me from pulling the trigger on the Beretta I put to my forehead every night before bed so just let me do this the way I want Man that was really dark Now THAT IS edgynnWow what the hell was I even talking about Oh yeah I did not like the wings here