text: it is sad because i subscribe to the if you do not have anything nice to say do not say anything at all mindset and the Palms was kind enough to grant me and my friends VIP entry to all venues for free butnnhere is my honest reviewnnthe slow decline of a once popular spotis a depressing sight to seennMoon sadly did not deliver the last time we were there about weeks nago ON A FRIDAY NIGHTnnthe views remain the breathtaking but sadly the crowd has gone to hell and back in a camel toed bootie short ughnnfirst and foremostnthe palms USED to be the spotnnow it is just a spotnnmoon used to have some bit of exclusive air about itnused to attract a good looking good vibing crowd but ever since news got out that management had changed all of a sudden that little sparkfire that made the palms so alluringfizzled out to a poof of ash and smokennyeah we went to moon and the first thing we saw was a really really really unattractive woman with her palms flat on the floor and her bulbulously large bootie in black spanks waving in the airugh puke in me moufnnthen probably within about seconds the drunk retardo guys started to hit on my girlfriend and our other friendnit felt like we had stumbled into a dirty seedy GHHHHHHETTO vegas that i have not been exposed to in many yearsnupon scanning the patio to figure out where to chill and regroup i saw another womanwith her back on the dirty wet patio floor and her legs up in the air waving them like she just do not care spread eagle at which point i turned to my lady and we plotted our exit strategynyeah getting out was an arduous task to say the leastnnseas of ghetto thuggish crack dealers swarmed all pathways out and i even brushed up against a guys HANDGUN UNDERNEATH HIS COAT which was CLIPPED TO THE INSIDE OF HIS PANTnnof course that is always nicenngoing to a club nwhere the patrons nbring their gunsnnyeah it was a feverishly fast escapenand we made it out alivennand even upon exiting i WAS NOT tempted to EVEN GAMBLEnand if you know menYOU KNOW I LOVE TO THROW THE DICE n sadlyntrolling the various open craps tables only yielded dead energynand droves of lifeless clones ntime to hit the Cosmopolitannnsad to see the once eversobright Moon so ECLIPSED