text: The people who patronize this establishment are the kind of people that bring their babies andor children to the bar on Friday night nnJust stop and think about that for a momentnnYou have a baby in a barnnTo add insult to injury the Chupacabra margarita tastes like dirty soapy ass How dare they insult my precious X Files by naming this horrific drink after the mystical character that Fox and Dana chased after in one of my favorite episodes ever Blasphemy nnFinally I will close this review with the tweet I sent whilst using the ladies restroom yes I tweet and pee at the same timennIf you are ever looking for a dirty sloppy drunken lay then head to the womens restroom at salty senorita peoriannnOh PS Thanks to Andrew K I just realized I missed the most important text of the nightnnI am too drunk to be alive Sincerely in hell in Peoria