text: You know what it is like when you just do not know what to say This is one of those times You see I am often wondering if my mom is going to slap me for not saying anything nice and then bitchslap me for never listening Or something I really was not paying attentionnnOr maybe it is not that bad There are after all nice things to say about Matts But there are spotty areas as wellnnFirst the goodnnThe decor is marvelous insert mids Fernando accent via Billy Crystal here They have a decent number of seats the outdoor seating is secondtonone but you can bring your own lunch and get that so it is not really specific to MattsnnAnd the notsogoodnnThe menu selection is immense So much so that you will want to go when the place is not crowded so that you have a reasonable chance of looking it over before ordering so as not to get in the way of anyone else That generally does not happen in most hot dog stands either on the street or indoors because you have about two choices All the way or plain where you add your own condimentsnnAnd the restnnThough you can find Italian Beef and Chicagostyle dogs in the same place you do not always want to Focus on your specialty And that is the real problem here There is so much going on visually and on the grill that they do not seem to do anything really wellnnThough the staff is nice enough and food is decent it is just not that great Fries are limp Housemade chips are nice and thin but they are so thin that they cannot support anything dressing chili leavings from dogs not even the crunch from the fryer Dogs are averagennI would much rather get a dog from Greens or maybe Haps both of which have that awesome hot dog counter vibe and make me want more Matt Not so much