Im stupid? [- From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/andy-sambe\\... -] Im not a part of this system! My dads not a phone! Duh! Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party What you want me to do with this, eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake too! Welcome to the real world, jackass! So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that. And even this. Im an adult! Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser. And they tased me in the butt hole. I fell to the ground. The phonys didnt let up. Tasing on my butt hole, over and over. I was screaming and squirming My butt hole was on fire! The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system! Man! these lyrics are submitted by Sarah these lyrics are last corrected by andy samberg