yet to see a woman leave a piece of equipment that looks as though it's been used as a prop in the Flashdance chair scene. This won't be an issue if you have your own gym at home. And if you don't wipe your equipment down after you've used it at least you'll only get drenched in your own sweat. Everyone like's their own brand anyway. Don't they? 6.  The People Who Stare. Of the many gym personalities that you are likely to encounter, this one will put you on edge the most. Lurking around the equipment, watching you workout and perspiring more themselves than you ever could. As soon as you make eye contact with them they will slink away or pretend that they have been sent a text. It's only upon closer inspection that you realise that they are trying to read a text message from their iPod. They NEVER seem to actually work out either. When you're working out at home they are unlikely to be there. And even if they are you can just close the blinds. 7.  Hoverers. You know the ones. You've been on a machine for a matter of seconds and they are hovering around it, shooting you 'hurry up I've got to get back to the office' looks. Too 'polite' to actually ask you how long you're going to be, but not so concerned about time that won't move onto another machine. You can't even grab a drink of water because they