allotments -- but they refused, on the basis that it's too risky to instruct the nation to start eating books. WhatEVER. Besides, such is the end-of-the-world importance of the advice offered in my book -- on everything from bottlefeeding (NO!) to working in supermarkets (ARE YOU MAD?) to flying to Prague (DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT) -- that its production was worth every tree-murdering page. So there. Ethan Greenhart 's book Can I Recycle my Granny? and 39 Other Eco-Dilemmas is published by Hodder & Stoughton in October (for more details, visit Amazon(UK) ). Ethan is here to answer all your questions about ethical living in the twenty-first century. Email him .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) . Read his earlier columns here .