on and apologise. "So I went on and I had to pull out every last grain of humility. I went on and said: "Complaints are already being made to the lady who organised this. All she has done is try to raise some money for your school... I have insulted you... If you want to make a complaint, complain to me. This is my e-mail address. This is my Twitter account. I'm very sorry. "And, weirdly, they started laughing. I said, I normally bring on Trevor and tell you that he taught me how to do stand-up, but I don't think that's... "...and they were laughing. And I sort-of won them round. "I said: I just want to apologise. I hope your night isn't ruined. "And I got one of the biggest rounds of applause I've ever, ever had. "So then Trevor goes on and does well. The night is not ruined. And, afterwards, a lot of people Followed me on Twitter and said they loved it. But Trevor is annoyed: " I did a bloody good gig! he tells me. And, in five years' time, you're the one they're still going to be bloody talking about!