listen to her iPod and workout, not to be hit on by every guy and his brother. Get ready, because you'll be working out your body and your mind, Player. I was nearing the top of the rock wall in the gymnasium -- my attractive lady friend and I were practicing for a climb outdoors next week -- when I noticed a beautiful brunette walk out of the changing room and into the cardio room. By her clothing and demeanor, I could tell she was all about exercising. But the delicious bounce to her well-kept curves made every man trip and fall over the benches and the treadmills. Unfortunately, there was a large no-neck who everyone could see had stopped his workout and set his sights on the brunette. Day one No-Neck paces and waits, watching the beauty on the treadmill. A good 10 to 15 minutes go by before he finally goes up to talk to her . I could see him forming thoughts in his head; I could see his lips mumble as he tried, tested and threw out lines to use on the lovely. He joined her on the treadmill next to her. The muscle-bound wannabe Player set the machine for a superhuman speed, which he can barely maintain. Another 20 minutes pass before he settles on the line and discovers the right amount of nerve. As he turns to talk to the glute-working goddess, she steps down from the machine and leaves the gym. No-Neck curses