time. So there's a bit of an asymmetry there between how interested we're supposed to be and what we know about the sports. The mission is to get people to think, "Goodness, Central Asia comes to a standstill during the weightlifting. How extraordinary," or "The streets are deserted in Copenhagen during women's handball." Again, it's to bring the familiar to life. What topic will you tackle next? I'm going to address the matter of pigs and ham in a big way when I get back, and I'll think about what to write next. But I've had a crazy year, and I need a bit of a breather. Photos Enjoy the convenience of having The Globe and Mail delivered right to your door, your mobile phone and computer. From exclusive content and mobile apps to online tools and loyalty programs, The Globe lets you experience Canada's deepest coverage of national, international, business, and lifestyle news where you want, when you want.