probably love to hear more about you. Leave the gossip to the professionals, unless you get paid for it!" TMZ does a fine job of letting us know about celeb affairs and overdoses so either get an internship there or get off the net. 8. You Document Everything You Do When you meet your friends in person do you ask, "Did you see what I posted today?," because everything you do is already online? So much for seeing real-life reactions to the news that you're engaged, having a baby or even just the funny anecdote from this weekend that you already told us all about as it was happening. "If your friends already know your every move, then what's left to discuss?" asks Kyes. "Stop posting so many of your daily deets and your real-life conversations will be more interesting." Remember, if it sounds like you're repeating yourself it's because we already read it online. 9. You 'Check In' Everywhere You Go From the drug store to the train station to your Ob/Gyn's office, we've had the pleasure of traveling around town with you. But consider this: If your life was really that much fun, you wouldn't have time to change your status or tweet about it. "Check-in's are meant to show off the cool places you happen to travel to," says Kyes. "Once you begin checking in to Starbucks or your boyfriend's bathroom, your posts aren't nearly as cool, or relevant, as they should be." For the love of