into the water) Hey! I think I see something! Josh:    What? What is it? (Peering down next to Matt) Matt:    It's big, ugly, and has a pea for a brain. Josh:    (Realising) Very funny, Robson Green. (Insert other well-known fishing personality). Can we find a spot so I can put all this gear down? (Sam enters. He is a cocky young man with the latest high-tech equipment.) Sam:    How are you two whippersnappers going? No bites yet? Matt:    We don't know, we're still finding the best perch. Josh:    Yeah and genius here isn't even sure if it's salt water or fresh water. Sam:    Oh, I think you'll find it's definitely salt water. And I'd know. I've been fishing here for three years. Three! They say the average youth leader lasts six months. Not me, boys. Nope, I'm in for the long haul. As the apostle Paul once said, "For me, to live is Christ, and to fish is gain." (Matt and Josh exchange looks) And over those years, I tell you, I've learnt a few things. It's not enough to just cast your line in and hope for a fish. No. You've got to be the soul. To catch whiting, you have to be the whiting (makes a fish face). To catch squid, you have to be the squid (moves arms in a squid-like fashion). To catch flathead you need to be a flathead... Josh:    (Aside, to Matt) Just about sums it up for me. Matt:    (To Sam) What do