expertise is limited to what you hear sitting in a cold folding chair during Sunday School, but I couldn't resist pointing that out. Feel free to ignore this. I'm actually typing this as I enjoy a tropical mixed drink while wearing a bikini at a resort pool. My husband has no complaints. Cheers, ladies!! Tabitha, I agree. How refreshing to see that someone out there knows what a waste of time it is to "warn" others not to read a book when they have God-given brains themselves and could probably figure out within the first few pages whether they should or should not read it. There is a scripture in the Bible that says, "And if your heart condemns you, remember....God is greater than your heart and knows all things." The Bible is full of stories of all kinds of evil. A man named David who murdered another man so he could steal his wife whom David lusted after while she was taking a bath. That would be King David.....the shepherd boy David. The same man whom God referred to as "a man after my own heart." In fact, David's son was responsible for the rape of his sister, Tamar. Obviously David had a problem with lust and passed it on to his family. I haven't read FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY, but all this "debate" makes me WANT to read it. That is exactly what is wrong with the Christian community today. We take orders from other human beings as