live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) ------------------------------ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) ------------------------------ A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much our government paid to figure that out.) ------------------------------ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) ------------------------------ Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) ------------------------------ Polar bears are left-handed (pawed?). (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) ------------------------------ Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) ------------------------------ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.. Re: Monday Laughs........Credit where credit is due, including the Pig...... Re: Monday Laughs........Credit where credit is due, including the Pig...... Alright as promised... *** Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first few days, but always removed her glasses for an even facial tan. After several days she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs;