Rate This Song Save & Share On Top of Spaghetti Alternative Lyrics A variation that skiiers sometimes sing On top of Mount something All covered with snow I lost my poor ski pole for going to slow A fan emailed us with these lyrics that he wrote himself! On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and on to the floor. And then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door. It rolled down the stairway, bounced down every stair. Past our lazy hound dog, and the old rocking chair. It rolled down the alley, into a drain-pipe it fell. Then down to the river, in-to a clam-shell. That clam didn't like it, so it spit it out, right onto the back of a big rainbow trout. It frightened that old fish, out of the water it jumped, and threw my poor meatball, on an old horse's rump That horse started bucking, and with one giant kick. My meatball went flying, back into our at-tic. It bounced down the heater vent, and out of the grate, and then that darned meatball, landed square on my plate. No one would believe me, I lied, they all said. "Finish you dinner, or go straight to bed". So I took a small taste, what else could I do? I can't say I liked it, well, it tasted like poo. So when no one was lookin', and no one was on