a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks : What kind of a show? [ Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels ] Randal Graves : Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening. Dante Hicks : Can we not talk about this now? Randal Graves : The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer : I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks : Excuse me? Offended Customer : Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks : Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away. Offended Customer : Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me. Randal Graves : Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [ Shows him graphic picture from porn mag ] Randal Graves : I think you can see her kidneys! Share this quote Randal Graves : You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store. Dante Hicks : Which ones? Randal Graves :