I'm only five foot two Is there a tyre somewhere That might take me a spare Is there a bank in town That might cash me a pound Is there a place you know Where I can open the door It's easy to see why She's over six feet five I'm only five foot two Is there a tyre somewhere That might take me a spare Is there a bank in town That might cash me a pound Is there a place you know Where I can open the door Oh I remember our first anniverary It was one of those occasions where believe you me I would rather been held ransom at the point of a gun Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done No matter how I try I just can't say goodbye No matter whay you say looks like I'm here to stay One minute you say you will And the next you won't One minute you want me And the next you don't You're turning me upside down Giving me the run around Don't think that I don't know I do Don't think that I won't go You watch me It isn't out of the question One minute you're kissing me And the next you're not One minute you remember And the next you've forgot I don't like it one little bit You're giving me the slip Don't think that I don't know I do Don't think that I won't go If you want