a client who was a numerologist decide to address me by a new name (Diane) because he felt that the numbers in my actual name didn't add up to the right vibration or something. There are crazy people out there, they need design work, and their car needs to be repaired, and they contact receptionists. Everyone's got a story. Mind you, I always thought those embarrassing/cute stories in women's magazines often reveal that the person writing in is stupider than their husband or child, who was making a joke at their expense. posted by harriet vane at 7:42 PM on August 16, 2010 [ 1 favorite ] I notice that whenever you link Metafilter to a collection of stories, the most popular response will be to call bullshit. Eventually somebody will link to a collection of bad posts from Metafilter and the consensus would be that nobody would ever post such things. posted by Pope Guilty at 7:44 PM on August 16, 2010 [ 5 favorites ] Doh, I was responding to the same comment from Mayor Curley, not to the Penthouse idea :) posted by harriet vane at 7:50 PM on August 16, 2010 "No. Sorry. That's a little too advanced." is a great reply, actually. After the umpteenth person who refuses to listen when you explain, in great detail, why That Won't Be Happening, to someone who is just absolutely certain this can happen (because that's what they want), you come to realize that technical reasons are utterly