the number of unemployed and homeless people in America." -- United States History: Heritage of Freedom , 2nd ed., A Beka Book, 1996 Definitely Photoshopped. U.S. National Archives and Records Administration/Wikipedia 8. SCOTUS enslaved fetuses: "Ignoring 3,500 years of Judeo-Christian civilization, religion, morality, and law, the Burger Court held that an unborn child was not a living person but rather the "property" of the mother (much like slaves were considered property in the 1857 case of Dred Scott v. Sandford)." -- American Government in Christian Perspective , 2nd ed., A Beka Book, 1997 10. Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks : "[Mark] Twain's outlook was both self-centered and ultimately hopeless...Twain's skepticism was clearly not the honest questioning of a seeker of truth but the deliberate defiance of a confessed rebel." -- Elements of Literature for Christian Schools , Bob Jones University, 2001 "Several of [Emily Dickinson's] poems show a presumptuous attitude concerning her eternal destiny and a veiled disrespect for authority in general. Throughout her life she viewed salvation as a gamble, not a certainty. Although she did view the Bible as a source of poetic inspiration, she never accepted it as an inerrant guide to life." -- Elements of Literature for Christian Schools , Bob Jones University, 2001 11 . Abstract algebra is too dang complicated: "Unlike the 'modern math' theorists, who believe that mathematics is a creation of man and thus arbitrary and relative, A Beka Book teaches that the laws of mathematics are