ruined my relationship with Veronica! What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? Share this quote Blue Collar Man : Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about? Randal Graves : The ending of "Return of the Jedi". Dante Hicks : My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. Share this quote Dante Hicks : No. I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin. In which case, you're gonna have to lock up the store tonight. Randal Graves : All right, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks! Share this quote Randal Graves : Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. Said the video store was closed for two hours yesterday. So, I tore up his membership. Dante Hicks : Shocking abuse of authority. Randal Graves : Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. Share this quote [ on his past relationship with Caitlin ] Dante Hicks : She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party. Randal Graves : Oh, my God. Dante Hicks : Great story, huh? Randal Graves : That girl was vile to you. Dante Hicks : Interesting post script