good are the Lions if Megatron isn't jumping over three guys and making circus catches for touchdowns? And how many shots of Troy Polamalu standing downtrodden on the sideline can we stand as a nation? 21. Colts How many players from this Colts team will be getting significant snaps for Indy in five years? My guess is five: Andrew Luck, Anthony Castonzo, Coby Fleener, Pat Angerer, and (if he stays) Vontae Davis. I'm willing to bet that viewership of Colts games by people who do not identify as Colts fans drops by 50 percent when Luck's on the bench and the Colts' defense is out there. 20. Rams Fun like a Werner Herzog movie: never a complete performance, but you'll probably see something spectacular amid lots of gory, uncomfortable moments in a setting that exhibits absolute disdain for nature . It seems more likely that the Rams could pull a steamship over a mountain than produce another Super Bowl run, which would seem to make Steven Jackson the NFL's Klaus Kinski. 19. Ravens Outside of the occasional fun moment from Torrey Smith or Ray Rice, the Ravens are mostly fun these days by virtue of their propensity to pick a fight with anybody. Is it an NFC team the Ravens haven't played in six years and have no prior history with? They'll be engaged in shoving matches after the play before the third possession switch of the game. 18. Vikings The Vikings are very decent, but it's no accident that