drawers to retrieve their old small breasts - so lucky we kept them!). With this kind of breast-size schism being bandied about we best not miss a single issue of Vogue - God forbid we exit the house in our modest-size March breasts when this month is promoting a full bust! Are women expected to have some keepsake cupboard devoted to detachable limbs and body parts for every occasion? Stashed in our wardrobes amid our old tie-dyed T-shirts and acid wash jeans should we keep inherited corsets and powdered wigs, in case these particular trends roll back round again, too? Why do magazines promote body shapes and sizes like fashion trends? People aren't life-sized versions of those children's flip books where bodies can be mixed and matched - ''Today I think I'll opt for my large breasts, thicker waist and those curvy thighs that belong in a Rubens painting.'' It's just not possible. Advertisement So, I say we leave behind those pathetic chants of the 1970s (''I must, I must, I must improve my bust!''), and instead live by the poetic words of Lil Jon and Shake What Your Mamma Gave Ya! A high-ranking Australian embassy official had a secret affair with a Vietnamese spy colonel accused of receiving up to $20 million in suspected bribes from a subsidiary of the Reserve Bank of Australia. Police are investigating a string of top Australian horse-racing figures, including champion jockey Danny Nikolic (pictured), for alleged race fixing in what is shaping as