Turner's stomach. "He was paid to have sex in Paris? I should've been born a dog." -- So many jokes, so little time. Sometimes it's just too easy though. "Trust me, there is no species in the entire universe where it is okay to have pom-poms shaved into your butt." Hetty sitting on the couch with Chaucer. The look on his face was beyond adorable. "Listen, if you're gonna walk next to me, no prancing. I don't want the Dobermans laughing at us." Callen's excitement over the idea of a secret spy ring. "It was a cool ring." "I know what I'm getting your for Christmas." Deeks asking for Kensi's hair brush for Chaucer. "You really want to do this? You want to have a fight right in front of him, before the biggest moment of his life? Kensi's smile when Deeks was talking to Chaucer before they went into the ring. Wanting to cheer through Deeks and Chaucer's run. Eric Christian Olsen did a great job! I've been to dog shows and he (and Chaucer) handled that obstacle course like a pro. "Hi, sorry, we really wanted to breed with you. Sorry, that sounded a lot creepier than I meant it to sound." "Sit, and no inappropriate licking." "For starters a stud doesn't ask to breed with a bitch, it's the other way around." "I hope you're listening to this." "Would you call me paranoid?" "Sometimes." "Sometimes I need to be." Callen's reaction when he saw James had joined