Other comments are more epic, more labored-upon, maybe more life-changing, but this is the kind of hilarious yarn that only a very smart, very talented person could write. My local Greg Nog fan club (there are about five of us) were actually talking about him earlier today (oh God why is this true) and we discussed whether I whip my hair back and forth could top it, but that has the problem of having too good a punchline: it's so good that you invariably forget all the wonderful things that came before it. posted by Rory Marinich at 11:10 PM on November 16 [ 4 favorites ] I just forwarded the Alice's Restaurant post to some friends & family, because hey, Thanksgiving! Plus best post ever. posted by wallabear at 11:16 PM on November 16 asserby's first me-fi comment in GOOD ONE HONEY! Did not see that coming This is my favorite of the things from this thread I hadn't seen before. I'm not sure whether that last sentence parses but I keep trying to type but then I just think "warn of the rotors and feed as you must" and start laughing hysterically again posted by junco at 11:24 PM on November 16 Where the heck is that Greg Nog comment about dressing dogs up in clothes? That one. posted by koeselitz at 12:17 AM on November 17 [ 1 favorite ] Aww I thought the geese comment you guys were referring to was this one , so I