at the last minute the little boy had a panic attack! "I'm not a blogger? Why do I think I'm a Blogger? I've been doing this for a minute, I'm not going to fit in at all!" See, the little boy was not used to having a crisis-of-confidence, he was normally a very arrogant little fucker. But this was a whole new, exciting world filled with gorgeous, smart people. "Damn it," the little boy said, "I'm going to have to fake it! Just like I do with the two princess/ugly step-sisters!" So faking it he is. Today the little boy is off to the fabulous Blogger Ball called Blogopolis and he will be faking it every step of the way. All the little boy hopes for is that at the end of the night the beautiful Queen Fairies, StylingYou and Edenland , pop him in a fairy-cab before he turns into a cucumber.