Post navigation The Elephant in the Room 9 October 2012 I have a new book out called The Elephant in the Room . Illustrated by Greg Ure, it's an ebook only release, available for iPad from the iBookstore, or as a DNL Reader for Windows platforms (desktops and laptops). The accompanying audio read comes from an IMDB listed actror , famed both for his portrayal of Second Murderer in the 1989 Camberwell Grammar School production of Macbeth (one line -- 'What you egg! Young Fry of Treachery!'), his two line tour de force as St Batholomew in AL Sampson's The Last Supper ('Pray tell, mine ears are vestibules for your loving words'), and as Policeman 2 in not one but two separate Tony Martin directed productions. The Elephant in the Room was written in February 2011. The idea was simply to bring the adult expression to life in a literal sense. There would be an elephant. There would be rooms. Everyone would ignore the elephant in the room. Everyone would also ignore the elephant in the bath, the pool, the tree, the bed, the grass. The elephant would get sick of being ignored, make her way to the sink, fill her trunk with water  ... do you really want to know how it ends? Do you? I won't tell, suffice to say the whole family survives and so does the elephant. Indeed The Elephant in the Room 2: The Attention Horde is already at second draft stage, slated for release