read your comment in the car while Gwen Stefani told me that the SHIT is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! (I needed a little winding up this morning) and with the ridiculous soundtrack and the mental imagery of you and your friend gobbling up your almond kernel oil and chomping on your eyeliner I nearly went off the road. THANKS! Thanks a LOT! I too am lacking in the beauty skills department. I somehow missed out on that gene while my sister ended up with double I think, which is lucky cause she is like a beautician and all. Great post, thanks for sharing Apparently there are stinky cottage cheese masks and other such confections already in existence. But why bother? My tongue's just not long enough. I agree. Thanks for the absolution -- didn't want to be rude so I spent $170. Lucky That Man doesn't read this blog.