to school and reports "I threw up this morning, but Mommy and Daddy have a busy day so I had to come to school, anyway" I would like to drop off not only your vomiting child but also the 23 newly infected vomiters to your very important workplace. 3. If you are consistently late picking up your child because your tanning session ran late, the Girls Day Out got crazy, or you just had to finish up your very important meeting, I would like to enjoy some time at Starbucks tomorrow morning while you wait for me to arrive to the classroom. 4. If you point to your cell phone and mouth "I'm on the phone" during a parent teacher conference, I would like to point to my ass and mouth the words "Suck it!" 5. If your SUV the size of an ocean liner is holding up the pick up/drop off line while you French braid little Janie's hair or sing the ABC's with little Joey, all the while balancing your cell phone, I would like to give all the waiting parents behind you a turn with a baseball bat in a game I would call "SUV Pinata!" Hmm, I've been a teaher for 17 years and I know nothing about this code. I have no qualms about complaining about people, I just never say their names. And I can't control my eyes. They roll and roll. And apparently I can't control the rest of my face either. Good