A&E One And A Half Men? - September 28, 2011; Rhys Smith, Contributor Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutcher? That's the question now before us when the outrageously successful sitcom Two and a Half Men is mentioned in casual conversation. Personally, I don't like either of them: Sheen is a downright psychopath and possibly the rudest man in Hollywood, while Kutcher appears to be a smug individual with little diversity amongst his different roles (his performances in That 70's Show and Dude, Where's My Car come to mind as startlingly similar). That aside, I have been a fan of Two and a Half Men for a few years and find it highly entertaining. So: Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutcher? Kutcher's face seems to be saying "You have no idea how much more mediocre I'm going to make this show." Maybe Sheen was a safer bet. After Sheen was fired from the show last March, hotshot producer Chuck Lorre scoured Hollywood for a viable successor. The shoes to fill were large: a carefree, boozed-up playboy who, somehow, always gets lucky in the end. As much as I don't like the man, Charlie Sheen was perfect for the role -- he didn't have to play the part, because he was the part. On the set he'd be banging seven different women, and off of the set he'd be banging seven-gram rocks! So it's only natural that I'd be a tough critic when a replacement for Sheen was found, let alone Ashton Kutcher. The