If I Had A Million Dollars Lyrics Barenaked Ladies If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a house I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a K-Car A nice reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere We could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff And there'd all be foods laid out for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? Yeah If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a fur a coat But not a real fur coat, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet Yep, like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars If I had a