Sgt Rock (is Going To Help Me) Lyrics XTC Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock I'm enlisting, overseas aid Need assisting, help with a maid Get the expert, on mademoiselles He could diffuse, any bombshell If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own small battle of the sexes And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock Hey, rock, rock I'm invading territories Girls are foreign and strange to me Get the expert at kissing and stuff He stays easy when things get rough If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own small battle of the sexes And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign Sometimes relationships don't go as planned Some girls can make themselves so cold A no mans land If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own small battle of the sexes And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine keep