potential owner of the Phoenix Coyotes". The Olympics: The women's gymnastics competition enforces an age limit banning all competitors who are fourteen years old or younger, since fourteen years is nowhere near enough time to gain the maturity needed for a major international competition. The NHL: Actually, fourteen years is an eternity, mutters Shea Weber angrily to his agent while informing his post office that it turns out he won't be needing those change-of-address forms after all. The Olympics: "The World's Fastest Man" is a title bestowed on the winner of the Olympics 100-meter dash. The NHL: "The World's Fastest Man" is a title bestowed on whichever Blue Jacket has just been traded and is in the process of cleaning out his locker in Columbus. The Olympics: We are constantly reminded that there is no more pressure-filled situation than having an Olympic competition come down to one single winner-take-all event, in which the eyes of the entire world focus on your every move and even the slightest mistake can make the difference between a crushing defeat and a career-defining gold medal win. The NHL: Unless of course you're Roberto Luongo, in which case suck it you never-wins-the-big-game choke artist. The Olympics: If an athlete climbs to the top of a podium that's several feet high, it means you're about to hear their national anthem played while they receive their gold medal. The NHL: If an athlete climbs to the top of a podium that's several feet high, it means you're