and public urination. Regis or Kelly? I'm not that familiar with Regis' work, to be honest. I did see some of Kelly recently, though. So Regis. Definitely Regis. Woody Allen or Martin Scorsese? I'm assuming you're asking which one plays a meaner clarinet. I'd have to go Allen on that one. Tina Fey or Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Why isn't Toonces one of the choices? Seinfeld or Friends? Seinfeld. If Larry David had bestowed his midas touch upon Friends, it might have been a different story. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon or Late Show with David Letterman? I go to bed at 10pm. REM is always the musical guest on my late night show. *cough* How do you like them Big Apples? They're too big. Anything else you'd like to share? A piece of this damned apple. * * * * * * Be sure to follow Reb on canada.com where she is one of their official "VOICES." You can also check out her website rebstevenson.com which "is meant to be a daily dose of non-suckage." She's also on Twitter @RebStevenson . NOTABLE EVENTS TripAdvisor travelers voted New York City a top United States destination Hi there. My name is Paxton Allewell and I'm a New Yorker At Heart. I'll be posting new blogs about NYC every week, so be sure to come back again soon. You can also follow me on Twitter for more frequent updates.