seemed fine! And when you left the house wearing them, you felt as though you are freaking Kylie Minogue, twirling around town with your taught little bum hypnotizing the masses. But chances are, and I mean this the nicest way possible, in the harsh light of day, you've got cellulite and unflattering bulges happening left right and center, with no where for them to hide. Unless you are Lady Gaga or Kylie, or have an ass like Beyonc, hot pants are not your friend. They look ridiculous, especially if you're not 17 and a size 8. I simply just do not see the point of having shorts that are precisely the same size as your standard pair of underwear from M&S. Why are we doing this!? I understand mini skirts, but even those cover up more than a pair of denim shorts that are giving you a permanent wedgie whilst the evidence that you've not been down the gym in two months bulges against the seams. I'm not saying you're fat, girl. I'm not saying that curves are bad. I'm not even saying that fat is bad. What I am saying, is to dress yourself and your shape appropriately. If you want to gallivant all over town in fishnets and a studded bra - whatever. Just make sure it is flattering, you know? Hot pants aren't for everyone, so please let us embrace this . There are chances even a Lycra catsuit or body paint might look better on you.