SCOTCLANS CHATS ON TWITTER TOO How To Tell You Are Getting Old.... quickfind:4436 Postings on this topic in the 'Love, Sex & Relationships: Miscellaneous' chat forum This feature is provided by Scotster, the photo sharing and social site for Scotland. Clicking on a poster's name will take you to the Scotster website to view the person's full profile. You may click the 'Back' button on your browser to return to this page or follow the links on Scotster. To post a message on this topic, please join Scotster . 1. You're house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question! 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. six am is when you get up not go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the weather channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hooking up and breaking up. 8. You go from 130 vacation days to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as Dressed UP. 10. You are the one calling the police because those #@$# kids next door won't turn down the stereo! 11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 12. You take naps. 13. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of just the beginning. 14. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am.would severely upset the stomach rather than calm it and make