for hoi polloi who don't understand classical languages. "Not that, if he did something wrong, we weren't going to say he didn't do anything wrong. But we have to support him as a person. That's different from saying that, no matter what [PJT] does, we approve." Adrian Mutu was unavailable for comment. QUOTE OF THE DAY "[$tevie Mbe] has good skills, unlike normal English players" -- the Fiver can only assume that Zlatan Ibrahimovic hasn't seen the Liverpool captain in action in any of his 99 matches for England. GET A FREE 25 BET WITH BLUE SQUARE FIVER LETTERS "Instead of listing all the variants of knack that players who have decided pulling on the shirt of their country isn't actually the proudest moment of their careers are suffering from, could you not just say they've all been hit by a bad case of internatioknack?" -- Jamie Smith. "Many kinds of door are easy to open without opposable thumbs (yesterday's bits and bobs). Those you merely push or pull. Those up and down handles. Those that are electronically controlled. I presume you mean doors with old fashioned doorknobs are beyond the skills of those without opposable thumbs, but even in this you are wrong. Anyone who's suffered thumb-knack, maybe after being attacked by a particularly aggressive sheet of A4 and sustaining a nasty paper cut, knows this truth. You just find a way to open the door. If those without functioning opposable thumbs were unable to open doors, then anyone