How To Be A Beautiful Woman Be thin. Not so thin that you actually might look like you have an eating problem, in which case you will be told to "eat a cheeseburger" or called "bag of bones," but thin. You should be very slender everywhere except for the essential parts of you which have pleasing, soft curves. Your arms shouldn't show even the slightest fat deposits, for example, but your bust should be full and butt be high and round. If you don't have these attributes naturally, you can get implants, but they had better look completely natural -- if not, you're going to be a "fake bitch" with "big fake tits." And no matter how pronounced these curves are, you cannot have even a single pock of cellulite -- that shit is gross. And speaking of skin, yours is flawless. You don't have acne, you don't have redness, and you certainly don't have wrinkles. You are perpetually young, even if that means getting fillers and surgery (though you should never look as though you've had work done of any kind, that would make you disgusting and the subject of mockery). Your skin should be creamy and soft and, as if it even needs to be said, white. You are permitted to be another race, but only if your features fall firmly in the "Caucasian" category. Looking too "ethnic" is weird and undesirable. Don't wear makeup. Well, I mean, you do -- don't get me wrong. You just wear