the answer to every problem except yours. Sent by Jesse Janowiak Plugins Law Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed. Sent by Laudney Ren No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault Corollary: If its not their fault - Blame them anyway :-) Sent by Andrei Keren You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be completely useless and/or invalid. Sent by Hyung Jin Lee You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before. 75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows (Any version). The last two laws were sent by Christian C The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it. Corollary: ACPI shutdown (sometimes faster to get to than the plug) does not always work. Corollary: ACPI shutdown will fail most frequently when you run the risk of being caught doing something. Corollaries were sent by Stravag No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year. the last three