Meeting the Cast of The Only Way Is Dalston I guess it was only a matter of time before the weird, semi-real formula that makes people seem like stupid, self-obsessed aliens in The Only Way Is Essex and Made In Chelsea made it to London's "trendy, up-and-coming East End". Last week, we got forwarded this casting call: "Hi, "I'm getting in touch with you as I'm casting for an international MTV documentary series about young creative people living, working and hanging out in East London, fulfilling their creative dreams. We will be bringing together a group of diversely talented individuals to create a collective and a brand -- ultimately a factory of creativity to harness talent. "This is about celebrating youth culture, through self-expression -- and the hub is East London. It's about subverting people's expectations of the scene here -- and showing how raw talent is emerging. During the show, mentors and experiences will help nurture innovative flair and give you the chance to showcase your unique ideas. The eventual winner will be supported by MTV and their skills and visions will be shown to the world. "We want unique characters with something to say who are up for challenging and developing themselves! Fancy being part of this experience? "We'll be meeting people Monday evening in Shoreditch for casting. Let me know if you, or anyone you know, would be interested in coming along. Age 18-25(ish). "Get in touch " Once we'd finished laugh-crying at sentences like: "It's about