squished between a bunch of sweaty shirtless bros, or sometimes there is room to dance but the crowd is constantly moving around you. Because it's so packed, it gets a bit too hot. Music: Ink Entertainment, who books the DJs at Guv, tends to book the same ones again and again. I don't really want to see Sebastian Ingrosso or Gareth Emery every few months. That being said, music is based on the DJ. So if trance is not your cup of tea, don't go to Guv when a trance DJ is playing. Crowd:  The type of crowd really depends on the DJ. You got your neon or shirtless bros with mainstream house DJs, older people with tech/house DJs, the people who just stumble to Guv not knowing what to expect, and the sketchy regulars. 75% of the people are on drugs so don't be scared because they won't hurt you. Quick tips to maximize your experience: - Go with an open mind. Yes, you're going to get frisked at the door for contraband. - There's parking nearby for $15-$20. - If you park at Loblaws, be careful! The Jarvis entrance charged $5 than the Queens Quay entrance. - Guestlist if you know a promoter. I've skipped a lot of LONG lineups this way and you get reduced cover! - Water is pricy, but you can refill in the washroom. - If you only want water, buy from the girl at the front before you enter the club instead of