On a quiet afternoon in the cosy bar saloon Of The 'Mother's Arms' a well known pub in town Missis Green had just popped in, for a weeny nip of gin Strange coincidence! and so had Missis Brown One or two small nips and then - Mrs Green she talked like ten 'My old man, today, called me an ugly cat Ah, but not so long ago, I was beautiful you know I remember when he wouldn't have called me that. Chorus: 'I was beautiful and fair, and I'd lovely golden hair And a kiss-curl, reaching right from here to here I was called the village 'star'.' But the other old girl said, 'Ah, That's a thing of the past, old dear.' Mrs Brown said, 'Never mind, if your husband was unkind Put three-ha'pence to my penny, now old dear Cheer yourself up, if you can! Yus! We'll have 'two out' young man Look at me! I've been a widow seven year How the time do fly, eh? Yus! Seevn year since I lost Gus And a better husband never broke his bread He said nasty things, no doubt, when the sherbert was about Still, in spite of all the nasty things he said,' Chorus: 'When I sees 'is trousers there, hanging on the old arm-chair With the leg of 'em, I wipes away a tear Yus, and in between my sobs, I goes searching for the bobs But they're things of the past, old dear.' Mrs Brown said, 'Now,