a daft line from Spaced, he laughed and bought me a pint. In real life, if I bumped into Simon Pegg and said "get off me you bummer!" I think he'd probably run away. Very quickly. A bit like Colin Baker did when my entire primary school class started speeding towards him shouting "LOOK! It's Doctor Who!" (Yes, I am that old.) These days, celebrities are people I would usually go out of my way to avoid -- just so that there's no way I can accidentally ruin their day -- but that all changed last month. Back in the late 80s, I had a couple of must-see television programmes that I made a point of sitting down to watch every week. One was Top Of The Pops -- with its cheese-tastic Radio1 DJ presenters and really-couldn't-give-a-shit style of miming from the acts -- and the other was The Clothes Show. With the glamour/camp duo of Selina Scott and Jeff Banks at the helm, this was appointment viewing for my fashion hungry younger self. Just hearing the theme tune makes me tingle, even now. Yes, I was that obsessed. I watched the show, bought the magazine, and travelled to Birmingham to spend all my cash at The Clothes Show Live every December. I think that was the first time I got to see a professionally organised fashion show. Mind you, I was more excited about getting to touch a Vivienne Westwood corset. I still wish I'd had the money to