was a month old but has a strange fascination with stroking my boobs while I'm holding him, this usually means putting his hand down my shirt and sometimes my bra. And of course this is often done in public. I don't poo infront of my toddler! I usually time it so that either dp is there and I can sneak off, or if baby's asleep and she's watching a little cbeebies or something! Weeing, yes of course and all the time Ps- don't you get stage fright when a little person is craning to see what you're doing and describing the smell??! Still laughing at Wilson! Wondering how magnificent boobs have to be to mean cardy coverage is a must! Haha! My 2 1/2 year old barged into the toilet the other day. Saw my pubic hair, pulled an utterly disgusted face and backed off. (I see psych help in her future! At least I didn't tell her to stop giving my bits that look as a) she came from there b) the state my poor body is in is mostly down to her being an impatient little $&gt;?* who couldn't bloody wait to be born!) My 7 yr old was discussing (my) boobs a few weeks ago and the fact that milk is sometimes produced by boobs We talked about babies feeding from the nipple and so on. I ended the discussion when he asked if he could "have a go". Wankpants (lovely name :s) I'm sure people aren't