John Sununu anytime he wants to teach me how to be more American he knows my address for the next four years. He used to have an office there before he was fired. BARTLET You picked a bad night to have a bad night, that's all. You've got two more chances to change the scoreboard, and Joe unplugged should be pretty good television too. Make Romney your cabana boy in New York. OBAMA Got it. BARTLET (taking the cigarette out of OBAMA's hand and stubbing it out) These things'll kill you. Pull McAvoy off Lehrer on your way out. A version of this op-ed appeared in print on October 7, 2012, on page SR 1 of the New York edition with the headline: Two Presidents, Smoking and Scheming.