Chances are you are waiting between classes and have just picked up one of the many copies of The Argus which stylishly decorate the entirety of the school's interior. Even though you probably have masses of assignments piling up, and because your iPhone is dead and your methods of procrastination are limited, you have decided to read the paper. If this is the first article you've decided to read, I'm flattered. I hope it leaves you with a heightened sense of self-awareness and self-appreciation.You're welcome. Oh, and by the way ? Howdy!  I'm the new member of the The Argus team here in Orillia? where it's at . Despite my failing attempts at providing you with comic relief, I hope to capture enough of your interest so you can, at least for a moment, forget about your homework. This week,I'm writing to inform you about the student jobs available, and the various opportunities they produce (alas, it's also now my job to do so). As a new member of the Argus team, I was surprised to learn that I was the only one who had applied for this job? six weeks into the fall semester. This is my fourth student position at Lakehead Orillia, and if I weren't graduatingthis year (let's hope all goes well), I'd apply again next year. That said,I strongly encourage students to apply for student positions posted on the LakeheadUniversitywebsite,even if they are unsure whether or not they meet the qualification requirements. Last summer, I worked