I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. [ flips off Stan ] Share this quote Peter Gibbons : It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements. Michael Bolton : I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music. Peter Gibbons : Oh. That is not right, Michael. Share this quote Samir : Is there some way to just give the money back? Peter Gibbons : What? You mean just hand them a check for the exact amount they're missing? I think they'd figure that out. Share this quote Peter Gibbons : [ discussing the possibility of going to prison ] This isn't Riyadh. You know they're not gonna saw your hands off here, alright? The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! Shit, we should be so lucky! Do you know,