of the table, trust me. Peter Gibbons : Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well. Bob Porter : Excellent. Bob Slydell : Great... Wow. Share this quote Peter Gibbons : [ about the plan to steal from Initech ] Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody. Samir : Of course. Michael Bolton : Agreed, Lawrence : [ from the next apartment through the wall ] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either. Michael Bolton : Who the fuck is that? Peter Gibbons : Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool. Share this quote [ Peter, Michael, and Samir are chatting as they hang around the printer ] Peter Gibbons : Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. Samir : So what did you say? Peter Gibbons : I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. Michael Bolton : No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a