So yesterday I was out with this chick after I had come back from work and chilled with another bitch. So I am in college and I thought we agreed on her coming over at 8:15. So I'm thinking everything is gonna work out and I'm gonna get the lay. Wrong!! She calls me at 8 and tells me to come to this student association bullshit. Then she's hungry and gets fucking chinese carry out wings. She does finally come back to my room about 2 hours later. But thanks to the heavy ass chinese food meal she FUCKING TAKES A NAP. Now I am headed to see a pregnant girl who I did not want to see but is making things too easy to pass up since I did not get laid last night. I really didn't wanna deal with her but now my dick is making the decisions since I haven't gotten laid since last saturday This bitch was clearly asking to be fucked. A bitch takes a nap in my room, im sure i will be fucking her. I will be licking her pussy while she is sleeping, start talking really dirty to her, pull out my dick and soon i know she will be up and we will be fucking each other like crazy. Never forget this: a bitch that falls asleep in your room, its asking to be fucked. Well just fucked a pregnant chick. It was literally the stinkiest pussy I have ever encountered.