but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... Share this quote Nina : Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. Milton Waddams : Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told... Nina : Just pass. [ while the cake passes Milton mutters - eventually everybody but Milton gets a piece ] Milton Waddams : [ muttering ] I could set the building on fire. Share this quote Bill Lumbergh : Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK? Milton Waddams : Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... Share this quote [ last lines ] Milton Waddams : Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... Mexican Waiter :