If you're wondering where you can score yourself a $5 dollar 'stache dance, hit up Fiverr.com . It's like the ass end of Craig's List up in there, and I mean that in the best possible way.) (P.P.S. For some fucking reason, there appears to be not a single video of Your Fuzzy Friends in concert anywhere. Get on it, Internet!) I'm really glad one of the last things I did before Election Day was go see GWAR . This is a band, after all, that " heartily cried for the destruction " of all candidates earlier this year, and who bookended their set at the Hollywood House of Blues by bloodily decapitating stand-ins for Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. Deep in the throes of election fatigue as I was, it was a pretty cathartic way to spend the first Sunday in November. I can't really tell you much else about my first GWAR experience that the photos don't say for me. (Jake, sadly, couldn't make it, but he did loan me his vintage '80s GWAR T-shirt so I wouldn't get stomped in the mosh pit.) I'll just note that in addition to Romney and Obama, Oderus and co. also dismembered Hitler, Jesus and Super Cyborg Jesus (that's SCJ in the photo above, pre-dismemberment), and for their encore, they fed about a dozen lucky fans into a giant meat grinder. You know, family entertainment. I'll also note that, as a GWAR newb, I was not fully prepared for just how