Pages 1 September 2012 Top 10 Zlatan Quotes The enigmatic, the brooding, the mercurial, the erratic, the talismanic, the unpredictable, the unique, the prodigious, the volatile... Zlatan Ibrahimovic. How is it possible to describe the guy? Unashamedly arrogant, brilliant at football and hilarious. There. Anyway here are what I reckon are his 10 best quotes, chosen from many. #10 On his half-time loss of temper at being on the bench versus Inter Milan in the Champions League semi-final. "I'm not violent, but if I were Guardiola I would have been frightened." #9 When asked to describe his style of football by a reporter. "Zlatan-style" #8 On his form at AC Milan in the 2011/12 season. "I think this is the best season of my career; I think my league form has been more than perfect." #7 Says it all really. "An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team." #6 Responding to Wenger's invitation to a trial at Arsenal in 2001. "Zlatan doesn't do auditions." #5 An extract from his book "I Am Zlatan. "Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshit about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff." #4 Explaining how he bested an opposition defender. "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog." #3 Responding to a female reporter who questioned his sexuality after being