Share Article Do you have to kiss a douche to find your prince? I ha ve a theory. I believe that every woman needs to be with a douche, just once in her life, in order to find her prince. Yes ladies. It's not frogs you have to kiss, forget that fairytale; rather, it's just one complete effing douchebag... A colleague of mine got dumped by her partner of five years last Friday night. A man she moved overseas (here) to be with. She's been bawling her most beautiful eyes out ever since. She can't eat, can't sleep. It's completely consuming and suffocating her. He offered her no explanation, and won't enter in to any discussion about it either. She's had to move out. Yes, you are correct. He's a douche. I've experienced something a little similar, and I've consulted with my girlfriends, and ALL of them have had equally yuck experiences. They've all hooked up with a guy/douche, stayed for too long, accepted the shittiest of treatment, and then regretted the whole relationship afterwards. However, here's the sun-shiny-rainbow-hot-chips-with-vinegar part -- ALL of them are now with the most BEAUTIFUL MEN. IN.THE.WORLD.FULL.STOP. Including me (my goodness including me). And these amazeballs partners have all appeared DIRECTLY AFTER the non-amazeball ones. Why does this phenomenon occur? I'm so glad you asked... After your heart has been stomped on a million times, your 'we will never work out' radar is switched on, times a trillion. Illuminated. Red. Flashing. Your blinders are off.