more suited towards DJ acts where "seeing" the performer isn't really that big of a deal. I almost got into a fistfight with some random girl here -- the crowd is *that* hostile. Bad, bad juju here. The bouncers are dicks, the douche quotient is high, and if you EVER EVER EVER see me at this place again, you have every right to have me committed to a mental institution, because I'd have to be motherfucking crazy to ever come here again. Review from Fabio N. Before reading my review, please take a long hard look at the people who have a positive opinion (4-5 stars) of this place. See what they value in a place like this. See any trends? I thought so. The Guvernment is the place where Jersey Shore-wannabes come to party. The place is huge and looks - intentionally - like a warehouse. This may fool (at first) those old enough to remember the origins of the term "house" when applied to music and the grandiosity of places like Factory 51, but the magic doesn't last long: the interior gets the worst clues in decoration from LA-decadence and MTV's Cribs. Believe me, you WILL see orange people and guidos. Actually this is like a zoo for every possible variation of douche. The Guvernment tries very hard to make the species feel at home, providing everything to simulate their natural habitat: extremely expensive booze (that they will gladly buy and pay with their parents' credit card), parking