scary number. Wurrggh! Look at the hundreds of thousands of 'em! And, oh look, not quite the space there to mention the thousands who are emigrating... ah well. Maybe in tomorrow's paper...? Well I wouldn't hold my breath. See what you want to see. If the whole picture isn't scary enough, then just use a snapshot of the scariest bit. It's not lying; it's just not quite the truth. Urgh. The Express replaces comprehensiveness and balance with the RED INK OF DOOM, and the Mail replaces it with sniffy, bitter little phrases like "UK passport HANDED OUT every three minutes" (probably with a side order of benefits and a free house in which to dance on the English flag). I love it how it says "CLEAN YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY OR RISK A HEART ATTACK" in huge letters on the front page of The Express, just incase the story of how we're all being taken over by immigrants isn't enough to cause absolute panic over nothing. Most Commented On Twitter Recent Comments About Me Hello. I'm a Bristol-based writer and soon-to-be-redundant journalist. You can read more about me and the Enemies site here , or follow me on Twitter . Email me if you like - antonvowl at live dot co dot uk If you're struggling to read the site please use the drop down box below to increase the text size.