Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.' Share this quote Fezzik : [ pretending to be the Dread Pirate Roberts ] My men are here! I am here! But soon *you* will not be here! Share this quote Westley : Where am I? The Albino : [ raspy voice ] The Pit of Despair! Don't even think... [ clears throat ] The Albino : ... don't even think about trying to escape. The chains are far too thick. Don't dream of being rescued, either; the only way in is secret. Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how to get in and out. Westley : So I'm here till I die? The Albino : Until they kill you, yeah. Westley : Then why bother curing me? The Albino : Well, the Prince and Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken. Westley : So it's to be torture? The Albino : [ nods enthusiastically ] Westley : I can cope with torture. The Albino : [ shakes head enthusiastically ] Westley : Don't believe me? The Albino : You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Machine. Share this quote Grandpa : It was ten days to the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. The Grandson : See didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck.