As far as I'm concerned Robin Hood is a legend. St George is a legend. Your mate Dave is a twat. 1. Note to self -- using this does not make you appear lovably quirky. It makes you sound like a moron incapable of originality. 2. 'Me' Time -- are we meant to think that you are a poor, put-upon soul that does not often get the opportunity of some time to yourself? If you want to do something on your Jack Jones, just f**k off and do it, and quit playing the martyr. 3. Going forward -- a completely unnecessary expression, usually uttered by pr*cks in meetings in order to sound authoritative. I would be much more impressed if you could implement that in the past, you c*ck. 4. Welcome to my world -- unless you are saying it to an alien that has just landed on Earth, or you are an alien whose planet I have just landed on, I do not want to hear this. 5. Back in the day -- when folk first started saying this, they meant the 1980s or 90s. It now seems to mean any time before now. I saw my f**k-witted 18-year-old cousin refer to 2007 as 'back in the day' on her Facebook page. When I was a kid, Robin Hood was a legend. So was St. George after killing the dragon. 6. Legend or 'Ledge' -- another word bastardised by the younger generation. When I was a kid, Robin Hood