The Mayor of London has a real way with words - here are some classic Borisbites Thumbs up: Boris entertains - and upsets PA Boris Johnson's voice is a familiar sound for anybody travelling in London during the Olympic Games as his plummy tones warn us not to get caught out. The London Mayor frequently has a colourful turn of phrase - which can sometimes land him in a spot of bother and at others cause real offence. With the excitement of London 2012, he has been on fine comedy form so far. In a Daily Telegraph piece highlighting 20 reasons to be positive about the Games he today raised eyebrows with his appreciation of beach volleyball. BoJo said: "As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers." And he was in fine form at Hyde Park last week too, whipping up the crowd with his enthusiasm for the Games - and probably not earning too many points with the Republican Party. He said: "The Geiger counter of Olympo-mania is going to go zoink! off the scale! People are coming from around the world, and they're seeing us, and they're seeing the greatest country on Earth, aren't they? There are some people who are coming from around the world who don't yet know about all the preparations we've