Lo siento mucho, senor. [ Under his breath ] Mexican Waiter : Pinche gringo. Milton Waddams : [ as the waiter walks away ] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. Share this quote Joanna : I dunno, it just seems wrong. Peter Gibbons : It's NOT wrong. INITECH is wrong. INITECH is an evil corporation, all right? Chochkies is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Joanna : Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register. Peter Gibbons : Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. Joanna : What? Share this quote Bill Lumbergh : Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Share this quote Rob Newhouse : Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick