like the closing sequence from 'As Smooth As Silk' He sits down, feeling great, not too late He sits down the unimaginative see pinstripes but the shorts are just plain navy blue in them the polite liar cuts a dash the opposition now comes into view the easily pleased see embroidery in the shape of the letter i on the bullshitters red trunks it could be anybody's fight who would care? who would care to guess? what on earth will happen next? the house is full up to the brim could be they've let too many in what support the polite liar has jeers at the gloveless bullshitter looks in the mirror and cracks it his fans think that is fantastic 'its easy enough for them to get by' is captured in the polite liars smile ah, there will be no fight, nor any refunds the square circle, mans relaxation the fib fans save up for golden robes as worn by these top liars with names on the back, loaded furry dice the ref announces he'll retire but picks up his cheque on his way home the unscarred fighters hit the bar a square circle and a pint of foam the high life of the sporting stars Hello and welcome to Birmingham It's the Big Heart Of England We are multiracial but two-faced Here in part time moral land If there are a lot of catholic votes around They go anti-abortion And claim their taxi fares to go and eye