not interested in paying attention to them but you can't look away. And when it's all over, you're left with a haunted feeling, wondering who the person is, and what they look like behind the blur." - Kevin Sampsell "I enjoyed it / I like that there soft lines juxtaposed next to terse ugly lines involving vacuums / He is like if Lorrie Moore and Charles Bukowski had sweet but dirty sex and had a little Tao baby / This book is like some things, but this blurb is not saying hi to me, and I'm going somwhere and someone has emailed and it a long email and this blurb is not saying hi to me so please leave me alone / There are no boat and sea poems in it. Which makes it better than 99.9 percent of poetry books that have come out since the Beatniks all died / You can tell he went to college but he doesn't know why / I am positive now that I will never have kids after reading his poetry book / The only critique I have of this poetry book is that Tao Lin is from Florida and there is no mention of Disney World" - Noah Cicero "These poems are short stories. The mind in them undergoes and studies its own sadness in a surreal, comical city with weather and food and movies and e-mail. Buy the book, read it, study two poems about writing, 'my favorite book of poetry