should also be of high, refined quality without ever stepping into the territory of "label whore" or being the kind of "high-maintenance bitch" who would demand to be treated to nice outfits. Above all, you are humble. You are neither the kind of "attention whore" who self-deprecates about her obviously beautiful features in order to gain approval that she does not actually deserve, nor the "full-of-herself bitch" whose confidence and pride stinks up every room she enters before she even has a chance to open her mouth. You are perfectly accepting of your beauty, never mention it or show it off in any way that makes you feel good about yourself. You are a portrait of quiet, restrained self-acceptance that never makes others acknowledge you. If you fail to meet any of these standards, you are ugly, and therefore worthless to society. Best to just accept it now, you heinous bridge troll.