have I even been alive? " Then, you're going to want to pick up a phone and call all your friends. Frantically, you'll begin Googling online, getting the sinking feeling that the most amazing phenomenon in the history of mankind has begun and you nearly missed out . Finally, Google will begin to give you hope. Links to podcasts, blogs, books, videos, Facebook pages, and Twitter feeds will begin to appear, with the reassuring mustached image of Dr. Matt. A ray of sunshine will emerge from the clouds and fall upon your face. All hail Dr. Matt, The Most Famous Fake Doctor Of Our Time, for he has done the impossible; he's cured everyone, everywhere of their relationship problems! Yes, that's right, in plain, easy-to-understand language, he's identified everything that you do wrong in your relationships and told you exactly how to fix it. All without even knowing who you are! Impossible, you say? Don't be ridiculous! It's all right here contained within this book. Not to spoil anything, but according to Dr. Matt, (The Most Famous Fake Doctor Of Our Time, don't forget) relationships are a bridge. And he tells us exactly how to build the bridge. And how to maintain it. Even how to dismantle it without hurting anyone. Simply put, it's amazing! But wait, there's more! Did I mention it's laugh-out-loud hilarious? I can't count the number of times I nearly spewed my Mountain Dew on my keyboard. At least five different times, possibly even more! And