earth is he thinking? The time for all that is after he's won a medal. At the rate Tom's going, there won't be one. Get back in that pool, Tom -- or are you worried the chlorine will ruin your hair? Kylie's just celebrated her 44th birthday -- and if her recent appearance on The Voice is anything to go by, she's already stuck in a middle-aged rut. If she wants to continue being so lucky, lucky, lucky, she needs to take a leaf out of Madonna's book and reinvent herself -- or at the very least, ditch the hotpants and change her hair. I've long admired pop singer Beyonce. She's hugely talented and her fabulous hit Single Ladies -- whose central message is that men should commit to marriage -- is a brilliant anthem for women everywhere. She's claimed to have lost 60lb in less than four months since the birth of her first child in ?January, thanks to a ?combination of eating ?a lot of lettuce and a punishing exercise regime. As someone who also put on 60lb with my first child -- and, 16 years on, still hasn't lost the last stone -- I find this hard to believe. Or perhaps I'm just jealous. Share this article: Comments ( 112 ) This has nothing to do with the lie of evolution. God created man and woman. Don't let the secular fundamentalists say otherwise. It's a natural thing that a man wants to provide for a woman. It's