Thank you for such a swift response. Apologies for the curt message on the contact form, I'm a bit of a technophobe when it comes to that sort of business -- I prefer a good old fashioned email. Firstly, I'd just like to say I really like your salted butter products. I must admit though, that little trumpet-playing fellow who was made from butter caused me to have a slight wobble with brand appreciation. I hated him. Not sure why, but I hated him. However, generally, if I'm having a piece of toast -- which I often do -- then Lurpak is my topping of choice. I do have a fairly major issue though I'm afraid. I'd like to delve, if I may, a little more into your understanding of the word 'spreadable'. If we break this down into a composite word of 'spread' and 'able', to my mind it would infer that it is 'able' to be 'spread'. Seems fairly simple. I may be missing something glaring but when I try and spread this 'spreadable' spread, it tears the bread to wretched pieces like cheap kitchen roll under a power washer. Therefore having the word 'spreadable' brazenly daubed on your packaging seems misleading at best. The only exception to this is with piping hot toast. Under these circumstances, if I can quickly get a glob of Lurpak on the toast (preferably Warbutons Toastie but I'm experimenting with brown bread as a consolatory olive branch to my innards), there is