feminist. Just to show you how unfair I can be, and how stupid this is, here are some of the ridiculous things which have, fleetingly, passed through my mind as ways in which I can show people that they're wrong about feminism: I am small i.e. not some great big Amazon woman. This means I am not intimidating, which makes it more "acceptable" for me to have ideas without scaring everyone off. Bigger women -- anyone over 5'2" -- would obviously have to be more careful. I have children -- ha! Take that, Daily Mail! I've BRED, despite having a degree and a job and everything. So that, like, proves every incoherent article about career women, feminism, IVF and "leaving it too late" totally and utterly wrong. Except for those women who "forgot to" breed. Presumably they do make feminism look miserable and barren. And yeah, they always have a total nightmare trying to convice anyone that they just didn't want children. Phew! Glad I'm not one of them. I wear dresses and skirts most of the time. Indeed, I dress in a more "feminine" manner than most of my non-feminist colleagues. To look at me, you'd think "how ladylike!". I'm not like those other feminists, the ones who haven't come to terms with their inner goddess or whatever. So clearly I'm better placed to talk about women. I've had an eating disorder for most of my life. This shows that, unlike so many feminists, I apparently "care about" my