concussions like in football, or have gangs and zip guns and ball bats and smack hell out of each other. A country's just a teenage gang with older teenagers and better zip guns, I reckon. All you got to do is get them riled up about something that probably don't exist. You send the dumb ones to get killed and the smart ones cash the checks at home. That's what a country is. Think about it. Isn't it true? When the gummint wants to go kill folks we mostly never heard of, in Halfghanistan or Eye Rack this week anyway, it acts like the country is one solid thing, a big happy family, and has to think the same things. If the gummint hates Halfghans, or wants their oil or something, we all got to hate them because we ought to love our country. It makes as much sense as lug nuts on a birthday cake. I can't see how there's anything special about a country. It's just a big herd full of little herds that hate each other and want to swindle each other and pick everybody's pockets and burgle their houses if they can't actually steal them. I mean, the blacks hate the whites and beat them lopsided so they can take pictures, and half the whites hate blacks but don't dare say so, and want to run Mieesicans out of the country, and the Messicans hate the blacks and the whites that want to run them back