Real estate mogul and ardent birther Donald Trump has been asked to stump for Mitt Romney in the final week before Election Day. Trump will be doing robo-calls in Ohio, North Carolina, Wisconsin, and Florida -- crucial battleground states. The campaign also reportedly asked him to do campaign stops, which may conflict with the taping of his show, "Celebrity Apprentice." Things I do not understand, here: (1) What kind of moron would still, at this point, look to Donald Trump as a political authority figure. (2) Why the Mitt Romney campaign continues to be so enamored of this clown, even as Trump continues to make a fool of himself on multiple subjects. Clearly, they must have some research somewhere that says holding hands with mister crazy television ostentatious-millionare birther guy really, really impresses a certain demographic of especially dimwitted voters, and it's those especially dimwitted voters that Mitt is really counting on to turn out for him. Or something, I don't know. So the phony, insincere, bullying guy who plays a millionaire on TV is going to be doing robocalls for the guy who's fought through the whole campaign to not be perceived as a phony, insincere millionaire. Whatever. A tag is a way to search for this diary. If someone is searching for "Barack Obama," is this a diary they'd be trying to find? Use a person's full name, without any title. Senator Obama may become President Obama, and Michelle Obama might run for office. If your diary covers