owners, you're not doing your job in helping those people understand their place in society. Landlords! It's time to turn up the heat! Demand that free cuddling be part of the lease! Demand that the renters feed the neighborhood capybara. Don't have a capybara? Get one so that they have to feed it! Ask them to take a Meyers-Briggs test -- but then throw it away just to make them understand you wanted them to waste their time. Disclaimer The posts on this weblog are provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confer no rights. The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and only represent the view of Burbed.com's editor. Comments are the views of commenters, not Burbed. If companies, properties, etc are mentioned on this blog, you should assume that I have a financial stake in them. Trust no one.