David Hill spends a night in the country Andrew of Bucolic Bed & Breakfast welcomed me warmly. Andrew was 2m vertically and 1m horizontally, with a profile like something from the asteroid belt and a tattoo on his left forearm of a skull wearing a baseball cap. I'd get a good night's sleep out here in the country, he told me. Gonna be a full moon; could be worth a look later. Oh, and Jill wanted to know if I'd like sausages, bacon and mushrooms for breakfast? Great. Oh, and Jill also said there were a coupla biscuits in the ... Get full access to Listener.co.nz Subscribers can read the full version of this story. You can subscribe and get full online access for as little as $5 per week. Enjoy the high-quality, in-depth journalism of the Listener magazine with convenient online access. This includes access to thousands of archived articles and up-to-date TV and entertainment listings. Our great content is available online even before it hits the shelves, and includes more focus on breaking news. With our responsive design you get a great reader experience whether you read from your home computer, tablet, or even smartphone. Already an existing print subscriber? As part of your magazine subscription you are entitled to receive full access to the New Zealand Listener Online content. Click here for instructions on how to redeem your digital access.