LOSING RESPECT, GAINING IN PROMISCUITY ASK A GURU Similar to the back of the bus, this is where all the juicy shit is. Each month we will answer your questions via. Formspring.me/massiveguruz Q: Hey there MASSIVE Gurus whoever you are, I am in a bind and could use some help. So, lets take it from the top... In the past couple of months, I have slept with lots of guys, like lots and lots of guys and although I'd usually refrain from calling myself promiscuous I am gaining a reputation for it and losing respect. How do I earn my respect back from men? HELP! A: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, you better find out what that means to me. That is the line you have got to use to males that want you to be a sluzza to them. Once you get caught in this trap of promiscuity it is hard to get out -- but it is possible. Firstly, define yourself. Find your chi, enter into a trance of pure bliss, this can be achieved while taking a shit, having a durry, or drinking yourself into the point of no return. Once you have found that place, you can then find out if being promiscuous is your thing. Maybe it is, maybe you were put into this world to be promiscuous, to let the boys 'tap that'. If so, embrace it baby; you got skill in being a fly honey that is easy to get with. I love people like you. Now,