plan to drink like a thirsty fish that night . Sincerely, Lafemme *** Needless to say, I have not heard a peep out of those lazy organs . I guess threatening them with that transplant put their sense of duty back into their noggins. Humph ... they know who the master is now! Sure I haven't had a good dump in a while, my blood pressure is high, and my doc said that I'll probably need dialysis , but I think it's all due to holiday stress . If you don't hear from me in the next couple of weeks my noodle is probably just hibernating the way bears do when it's cold and not because my " innards " have given up on me. 33 Responses to Health, Excess and Holiday Stress Just eliminating sausage/pepperoni stuff and reduce red meat will probably add years to your life. Another way to live longer is to owe a lot of money. Your creditors will do everything possible to keep you alive. It's good to remind your organs every so often that they have to work for you. I always opt for a large amount of vodka or Irish Whiskey to perk them up, but a grotesque portion of dark chocolate truffles did it for me this weekend. Time for the treadmill and a lot of guilt trips from my pants, which have gotten strangely tighter recently. love the post, chica! Those two pictures are enough to cause most to go on