Another One Of Jason Bowman's Infamous Love Letters! Jason Bowman- Legal Eagle You may remember back in July when Jason Bowman wrote a love letter to WordPress about me. It was my first taste of what I'll forever label as a 'Legal Bowmanism'- meaning, a set of legalese style words bunched in together in a blathering attempt to sound like it was written by a lawyer. If ever Jason makes himself seem like a clown, it is when he writes one of these letters... There are some patterns to Legal Bowmanisms. First and foremost, they are completely inept. Not inept like Homer Simpson trying to hammer a nail- but much, much worse. Bowman's style of writing a legal document is right about at the level of a brain damaged monkey, high on a mix of crack and alcohol, with a defective typewriter. Even that's giving him a lot of credit. The next essential part of a Legal Bowmanism is that they tend to involve the use of a Latin phrase or two. We all saw the first example of this when he started (inaccurately) throwing around the phrase 'ex-parte'. This wasn't the first time he's done that- he even named one of his companies (a wonderful opportunity to invest in West African gold mines ) that he called 'Victis Unlimited'. One has to wonder if he studied Latin at Harvard's school of extension. Another pattern I've noticed is how how he uses a confusing word structure to make his letters