Op-Ed: New Two And A Half Men Ain't Funny If the first episode of a Sheen'less Two And A Half Men is any indication, the sitcom's new season is headed to be a real turkey. Has CBS committed suicide by writing off Charlie Sheen? Here's my take on what used to be my favourite comedy. First scene starts with what appears to be Chuck Lorre's "Prayer of Relief". In legal parlance that means your wish list from the court when you sue the bastard. Most of the characters we've seen throughout the series, mostly Charlie's female conquests, are gathered at a funeral service to " honour " the deceased Charlie. There's no wake and the coffin's lid will not be opened, because poor Charlie "exploded like a balloon full of meat" when the train hit him. Not much has remained from him to call Charlie's body. Charlie's bitterly resentful exploits take turns to name the diseases they contracted from him, such as herpes and Chelsea's chlamydia. You too, Chelsea, the love of his life, with VD? That slash would've really hurt. In the first five minutes of the show we learn that what Charlie thought of as his love nest on Malibu Beach was a repository of Venereal Disease that should have been shut down by the Center for Disease Control. "Operation Dumbo Drop" starts after Charlie's ashes arrive by UPS, or Fedex, and Alan signs for the urn. Then Alan is startled to see a big wet guy in