bit of that story, some of the stupid stuff they got up to and all. If you want to read that, check out a longer Bible. Here, all we've got space for is one of the most well-known bits of Exodus, when God gave Moses a bunch of rules that are commonly known as the Ten Commandments. (Exodus 20:17) God said, 'Get a load of this. I'm God, your God  the one that got you lot out of Egypt -- that place where you were slaving your guts out. So here's the deal: 1.  You can't have any other gods - there's me and that's it. Don't try and make yourselves any home-made gods of any description, whether they look like angels, fish or anything. Get it? Trying to worship any such thing is an absolute no-no. I'm God and I intend to keep it that way. Finito. Anyone who tries me on, gives me the raspberry or whatever, well its gong to make life totally stink for their grandkids and then some -- because they'll end up wearing the consequences. On the other hand, those who do what I say, well, I'll look after them and their lot for a thousand years -- and then some. Don't take the mickey out of God's name in any way, shape or form. God won't have a bar of it. Remember that Saturday's a special day. Keep it that way OK? By all means, work your guts out the rest of the