on for the rest of the careers of the pair and will likely drag more people into it. 2005: Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer Meow! Newcastle United finished their match against Aston Villa in April 2005 with just 8 players on the pitch, following one normal sending off, and two moronic ones! Former England internationals Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer exchanged blows off the ball as their side attacked deep into the second half, in what can only be described as the mother of all handbag incidents. Bowyer threw the first slap, followed by Dyer who slapped his fellow player once or twice before ripping his shirt. The pair were sent off for their slap-fest, and subject to several bans and fines, of which Lee Bowyer felt the main force. Bowyer's reason for throwing the first punch was apparently because Dyer hadn't passed the ball to him all game! 2009: Joey Barton and Alan Shearer Barton is dismissed while under the management of Shearer. These two have had more bust ups between them than all other players put together! Former Newcastle and England captain Alan Shearer has had run ins with Roy Keane, Neil Ruddock, and Keith Gillespie to name a few, while Joey Barton has had run ins with... Everyone. When the two collided in 2009, it wasn't pretty. Alan Shearer was in temporary charge of Newcastle at the end of the 2008/09 Premier League season, and watched in despair as Joey Barton was sent off in a crucial