a 'Teddy Cowan' bear. Twitter even stopped being nasty as he closed in on his hundred. Although that hundred will cost him, as now Eddie can't take the job of captain of Gloucestershire. If you haven't had enough of Eddie or his Graeme Smith inspired hundred, you can read his speech at Gideon Haigh's recent book launch . While Eddie put together his innings and ensured his career, Greg Ritchie made racist remarks and put his "career" in jeopardy. Everyone is surprised that a man who made a career dressing in brown face make up and taking the piss out of Indians would say something racist. You may not remember Greg Ritchie, but before he was unfunny and racist for a living, he was overweight and averaged 35 in Test cricket. He also ran out onto the ground when Steve Waugh made 200 in the Windies. Although it is unknown whether he did so to racially abuse him. Old players make good money out of politically incorrect stories at Test events. But few talk about locking Muslims in their car trunk. I'd like to think if Greg Ritchie tried to put Usman Khawaja in his trunk, Usman would score a dignified 30 odd by spanking Greg Ritchie. Another Muslim cricketer, who probably wishes Greg Ritchie didn't exist, is Fawad Ahmed. In a move that will probably upset Greg Ritchie further, Ahmed has been granted permanent residence. Ahmed is the Pakistani legspinner playing for Melbourne Uni who applied for asylum in