Wilbur Wilde and Swing Dancing all in the same weekend! Saturday 17th March may be St Patricks Day for some, but it also marks the date of the Mordialloc food, wine and music festival that runs over the Saturday and Sunday. It looks set to be a great day out with a free Master Chef marquee (my budding chefs are dying to see this), as well as a fantastic feature Swing Stage where you can not only listen to some great tunes but cut a bit of a rug yourself.  I popped on down to a Swing Patrol class in Fitzroy last week to see if I could keep up. Given that many of my friends are seriously AWESOME when it comes to Swing Dancing, I have some pretty high standards to live up to. I'm more of a Rockabilly / Rock n Roll type dancer myself and it takes a whole other set of skills for Swing. For starters, dancing in my high heels (as I do for everything else), wasn't a good call, so luckily I had a pair of back up wedges. Once the wardrobe was under control I could focus on what I needed to do. Being a glutton for punishment I walked right into an intermediate class, none of the other poor students being any the wiser to my novice ways. I was waiting for my first partner to spot the rouse and call me out, then send me back to the beginners corner. But