beg the question, is Stephen Jenkins online dating? How far has he fallen since Charlize Theron, since Vanessa Carlton?) No, it's right after the stuff about online dating. It's then when he quite literally screams, "You fucking whore I'll kill you." Stephen Jenkins, whoa, are you alright? (Seriously, though, did you murder someone?) Also, this song makes it for the bonus line of "Rap stars brag about shooting each other? Whatever happened to brother brother. We like thugs when they attack. And we like crime when it's black on black." I liked it better when Stephen Jenkins sang about "little red panties" and I don't even like the word panties. Metallica "Sad But True" Technically, you can't fault a song's lyrics if they aren't actually the lyrics but it seems intrinsically wrong, especially for a band that took itself as seriously as Metallica did, that one of their song's hooks could be heard as "sad patrol." Though, when you think about it, a Metallica song about a patrol that's out cracking down on sadness would've made a much more interesting song. R. Kelly "I Like the Crotch on You" Yes, some of lyrics to this song, oh, such as, "Only if you're old enough, baby," are a bit ominous. But only because R. Kelly would later urinate on an underage girl. Going back in time and listening to it in 1993, it seems much more innocent. Pedro the Lion "Rejoice" "Wouldn't it be so wonderful if everything were meaningless. But