adult merchant waiter
We've moved to the island of Bermuda,where I spent a lot of time as a   [MASK]  (my mother is in Bermudian and still has a large family there).I   adjust  my
schedule to my wife's,since she is in the prime  of her   career  .The school year tells us when we are going to travel.The kids know what Mommy does for a living,  but  they have never seen Daddy's movies (they're too young),so Mommy makes   movies  and Daddy makes pancakes!