Hair 'Em, Scare 'Em: ''I'm Afraid To Remember What My Natural Hair Looks Like' (WELLNESS)
I swam out of my gene pool with some crazy-curly, violently unruly, ratty-ass hair that requires great skill, serious funds, Japanese embalming fluid, hot irons in at least three different sizes and a mastery of these materials to create a look that's what I call... normal.