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Text: Being a mercenary for hire was always an interesting job. The work took you to many strange and facinating places. Unfortunately, it also took you some very dark and unwelcome places.
Such as the inescapable, direbadger filled canyon swordsman Flint Ironstag and his mage partner Haruka Ariadust had found themselves trapped in.
It had started like a routine quest, some old fart requesting they check out an old temple, find the treasure within, and bring it back to the starving villiage so the townsfolk could buy some food. Pretty simple really.
Except the elder had neglected to mention the temple was infested with direbadgers, the nastiest furry little bastards you could ever hope to not meet.
A whole pack of them had chased them out of the temple and into a dead end surrounded by massive rocky walls which looked impossible to climb.
Flint faced the slowly advancing hoard, sword readied for battle. "I don't suppose you know any 'kill everything in sight' spells at all?"
Haruka was staring up at the sky with a thoughtful expression. "No... but I think I know something that'll get us out of here."
She made several gestures with her hands, glowing with magical energy. "I need a few minutes to get it ready though."
"I got some time to kill." He replied dryly, cutting down a direbadger. "This a complex spell?"
"Actually, I'm done." She put her hands down, and a bright glow covered her entire body. "It takes a while to take effect.."
She then blushed. "Also... could you please not stare at me while it works? It's rather embarrassing..."
"We ain't got time to be embarrassed!" He protested as he sliced two more badgers. "Just what does this spell do.."
His voice died as he looked at the changes on his partner. Normally she posessed a slender figure with gentle curves. Now she was sporting a pair of grapefruit sized bosoms which strained against the material of her leather bustier, and a wide, plush bottom filling out her skirt. And he could see them slowly growing bigger!
"What in Crom's name?"
Haruka blushed and crossed her arms over her chest. "Quit staring and focus on the badgers!"
"Right!" He turned back and battered another direbadger. He didn't know what was going on, but he'd been with Haruka long enough to trust her when it came to her magic.
Minutes passed as he fended off more beasts. He could see many of them gathering into one group, about to attack en mass. They didn't have much time.
He turned to Haruka, whose breasts and buttocks were now the size of overgrown pumpkins and still growing bigger, her clothing bursting apart at the seams. Her bosom covered her entire torso, but remained round and firm.
Flint grinned. "At least I get to see this before I die."
Haruka glowered. "Just grab my waist and hold on tight, I'm almost ready."
Flint wrapped his arms around her still narrow waist, noticing that she felt... lighter?
As the direbadgers charged towards them, Haruka's hands glowed with red energy. She trust her arms toward the ground
"FIRAGA!" Jets of flame erupted from her palms, the explosion hurling them upwards into the air.
Flint screamed in terror as they flew up, but then realised that they were clear of the canyon and not plummetting back to earth.
"You're.. floating?"
Sure enough, Haruka was hovering in the air, her arms outstretched to keep her balance. Her enormous breasts and buttocks suspended her and Flint like balloons.
Haruka looked down as best she could over her inflated chest and smiled. "Wind magic can make anything float if you put enough of it into something."
"Guess I'll think twice before calling Wind magic useless..." He smirked.
There was silence for some time as they floated across the plains, enjoying the scenary.
"So.. uh..." Flint stared appreciatively at her chest. "Any chance you could use this spell for when we reach the inn and um... celebrate our successful adventure?"
Haruka glared at him. "You expect me to blow myself up again for you? Like some sexual voodoo doll?"
"Hey come on! After all that, don't I get a reward?" Flint flashed his most convincing smile.
Haruka rolled her eyes. "See, this is why I've never tell you about spells like this..."
The two slowly floated back towards the village, an adventure of a more erotic sort awaiting them at the inn...