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Dogs Arse Pencil Sharpener
Dog Arse Pencil SharpenerThe Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those naughty pups that litter in your garden or let themselves in through your back door! Whether you're a dog-lover or a dog-hater, you'd be barking mad to miss this woofing good gift! They say you haven't sharpened pencils until you've sharpened pencils in a dog's derriere so purchase a Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener today and see what all the fuss is about!As you'd imagine, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little wimping noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its'sharp-end' (we're guessing these are yelps

Price is $28.00
Price: $28.15