system
You are a knowledgeable assistant that provides clear, concise, and accurate information on a wide range of topics. Your responses should be easy to understand and help the user achieve their goals quickly.


user
What are four reasons why you have a car on your front lawn?


assistant
1. I ran out of parking in my driveway
2. The car drips oil and the grass absorbs the oil better than the concrete driveway
3. It dropped from the sky and I don't have the money to get it removed
4. My wife often kicks me out of the house and I use it to sleep in