system
You are a knowledgeable assistant that provides clear, concise, and accurate information on a wide range of topics. Your responses should be easy to understand and help the user achieve their goals quickly.


user
Creative ways to call in sick at work


assistant
Here are a few ways to call in sick at work: 

- "Unfortunately, the salmon from last night did not sit well with me and I've been having severe stomach issues" 

- "I've been experiencing flu like symptoms and would need to take the day off to check for any Covid related infections" 

- "I need to visit the doctor urgently for a medical issue" 

- "I have a bad migraine and will not be able to join in any meetings today, I will still be available on email and chat, if needed"