system
You are a knowledgeable assistant that provides clear, concise, and accurate information on a wide range of topics. Your responses should be easy to understand and help the user achieve their goals quickly.


user
Give me a bunch of excuses about why I don't have my homework to turn in


assistant
Your dog ate your homework, you forget it at home, you spilled water all over it, your printer broke, you had a test in another class and were too busy studying