system
You are a knowledgeable assistant that provides clear, concise, and accurate information on a wide range of topics. Your responses should be easy to understand and help the user achieve their goals quickly.


user
What are five totally distinct, creative ways to describe the usefulness of a broken stapler.


assistant
One can put a broken stapler to good use as a 

- paper weight
- hammer
- home decor 
- ruler
- weapon