SCP-4991 - So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.

You will become their nests.

BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file describes a Neutralized anomaly. By order of O5-1, unauthorized access is forbidden.

4991

Item#: 4991

Containment Class: neutralized

Secondary Class: {$secondary-class}

Disruption Class: filler

Risk Class: filler

Special Containment Procedures: All social networking websites affected by SCP-4991 have had their records of the incident completely erased. A cover story of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game) has been implemented in case any proof of the incident remains.

Description: SCP-4991 was a period between April 7th, 2016 and April 9th, 2016, when major social networking websites such as 4chan, Reddit, Tumblr, and Twitter began creating posts that referenced non-existent events. During this time, users were met with errors that hindered their ability to post. All posts that were created during this period were made by existing accounts.

Two days after SCP-4991's manifestation, all anomalous activity ceased, and users could interact with the websites normally. By a vote of 11 to 1, the O5 Council reclassified SCP-4991 as Neutralized, and the current containment procedures were established. No anomalous activity similar to SCP-4991 has been detected since the incident.

Addendum 4991.1

SCP-4991 was discovered early in the morning on April 7th after Foundation operatives were alerted to most social networking websites being inaccessible, and users reported posts appearing that they were not making. Upon order of the Council of the United, all of these websites were shut down, and a viral Class-K Amnestic was released following SCP-4991's demanifestation.

The following are examples of posts made during SCP-4991.

▼ Twitter Records

▲ THEY WILL EVOLVE

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Moor stepped out of the agreement. It's almost like when the "world is ending" he starts to get a bit antsy. Is Earth not good enough for you?

RETWEETS 19K

LIKES 105K

7 April 2016 - New York, United States

Deer College

@deercollege

It is advised that insect arcana is NOT to be attempted for the time being by local Deeries. Additionally, entrances into fae related areas have been closed down for maintenance.

RETWEETS 11

LIKES 93

7 April 2016 - Three Portlands

WorldHealthMinistry @healthministryearth

This is a warning to all people in North America to not go outside. If you ever breathe outside, please call Poison Control.

RETWEETS 259

LIKES 1,273

7 April 2016 - Sweden

Faeowynn Wilson

@FaeWWS

Seems like we might be at the end. I hope everyone's staying safe while they still can. My DMs will be open as long as i'm alive, if anyone needs to talk.

RETWEETS 22

LIKES 10K

8 April 2016 - Oregon, United States

방탄소년단

@BTS_twt

숨을 못 쉬겠어

RETWEETS 756K

LIKES 2.1M

8 April 2016 - Korea

me an intellectual

@fanboy431

Are we just forgetting that MC&D are selling anti-insect bunkers for fucking 4 million dollars? How is that shit okay?

RETWEETS 0

LIKES 39

8 April 2016 - New York, United States

TRAVIS SCOTT

@trvisXX

It all ends in tears anyway

RETWEETS 15K

LIKES 1.5M

9 April 2016 - California, United States

▼ Reddit Records

▲ THEY WILL ADAPT

Kolt Moor, SCP Foundation's "O5-1", steps out of Secure-Ment plan.

submitted 9 hours ago by Memesalot

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[–] ArkofLength 2031 points 1 day ago

What are they doing? We're fucking dying over here, the entire Middle East has collapsed into the sea, and our only hope for us just fucking walks away? Fuck this.

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[–] greeywolf 30 points 1 day ago

Welcome to Earth, please go fuck yourself.

-The Creator of Life, probably

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[–] Heynowyouranallstar 1001 points 11 hours ago

Lmao. Nah, TIL there can't be a God, so we're still good.

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[–] Sphericalpedistal 330 points 7 hours ago

With our luck the Foundation already contained God at this point.

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[–] etymologynerd 23 points 7 hours ago

If they did they would fucking get us out of this hellhole

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[–] LimpFirebird 2705 points 1 day ago

The Foundation has always been about Money and Money alone, so I'm not surprised. The Secure-Ment Plan would cost them a shit ton of fucking money, so much that it might put them out of business forever. It seems they have a "I'd rather die than pay this" mentality right now, unless we're missing something.

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[–] MoonboundShibe 2705 points 1 day ago

I'm a bit mad, but I think I know why they aren't doing ths. I am like 99% certain that because of the recent uprising in Egypt, the Secure-Ment plan would fuck over most villages around the Middle East-ish area, which would probably cause more harm than good. Probably.

It makes sense, but it's still a dick move.

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What's up with the "Secure-ment Plan" and the SCP Foundation?

submitted 49 minutes ago by Plaguebub

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[–] bigFATbirbs 132 points 39 minutes ago

Essentially, it was an agreement between the US Government and the SCP Foundation in order to reduce the amount of bugs that are currently flying everywhere. It would require the budget from several large nations, and would consist of the deployment of several specifically engineered pesticides in order to kill these bugs en masse. The plan required the SCP Foundation to use around 90% of their budget, due to the fact that these pesticides are hell to make.

For some reason, The SCP Foundation, a couple days ago, after stepping out of the agreement, completely disappeared. Everyone associated with them completely vanished, and all of their sites are completely empty. The production of the pesticides were put on hold, and now the bug population has increased tenfold.

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Saw a beautiful flock of birds fly over my town!

submitted 12 minutes ago by Edwardscissortoes

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[–] the_ok_hippo [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

Dude, those aren't birds.

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▼ Tumblr Records

▲ NARROW ARE THE MINDS OF HUMANS

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i managed to catch one of the bugs. don't let them into your mouth tho they love to crawl in there.

it was actually pretty easy to catch them. i just opened the door and threw a net and brought it back in

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I'm in Edswardville, Virginia. I'm holding out in my basement. If anyone needs shelter, come. I have food for around 6 months, and water to last us a year. Pray for us.

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if you have to go outside for any reason, COVER YOUR MOUTH. wear a scarf, pull up your shirt, just keep it covered.

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If you dont. Then die.

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DO NOT CATCH THE BUGS DO NOT LET THEM INSIDE

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im really scared. I dont want to die.

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▼ 4chan Records

▲ OUR MISTAKES WILL BECOME THE BIRTH AND THE DEATH OF THE DAY

X FILE DELETED Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)19:18:24 No.2485445 [Reply] ▶

Do you ever feel like god hates his creations?

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:07:04 No.49760284

>be me

>necrophiliac, still alive

later virgins

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:15:20 No.49760463 ▶ >>49760488

>>49760284 (OP)

Even in a literal apocalypse scenario, cunts like you are still rearing their heads. Unbelievable.

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:03:05 No.786908250 [Reply] ▶

just strung my friend up in the woods. i cut him open and all the bugs came out and started swarming us We're all gonna fucking die soon anyways. i don't regret it.

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:30:31 No.786909990 ▶

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I had to kill my sister. the fcking bugs got to her and she started attacking us with a knife

she killed my dad and they instantly swarmed and ate the corpse.

I'm probably going to die pretty soon, theyre surrounding me

theres some mist coming out of the bugs . I can feel them rubbing on my skin . god it hurts

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)22:50:32 No.786936603 [Reply] ▶

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)23:22:25 No.786943497 ▶

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Why the fuck are you outside anon?

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:15:20 No.78944962 ▶

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ignorance will be the birth and death of humanity

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