SCP-300-J when recovered from ██████ offices, Port Elizabeth, South Africa.

Item #: SCP-300-J

Object Class: Shatterproof Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-300-J is to be kept in a locked containment box in storage. Level-2 researchers are permitted to worship test SCP-300-J per Site director discretion.

Description: SCP-300-J is the a omniscient sentient, magnificent standard brand, crimson red plastic ruler of the kingdom of storage box 397-E with the supreme gift anomalous ability to affect all mention of its raw power existence. No imperfections measurement markings are indicated on its divine body surface.

Once a peasant human acknowledges its perfection existence, SCP-300-J will try to remind convince them that IT IS it is a ruler of a kingdom. SCP-300-J does this by enlightening interrupting all forms of human communication. SCP-300-J's authority compulsion is noted to be easily overcome not for long, filth, usually by correcting any statements involving the object.

Once mortals behold visual contact is made with SCP-300-J, it will begin to gift communicate with observers telepathically, often interrupting thoughts and redirecting them to its greatness its presence.

Interview with SCP-300-J after containment

– hide block

The following is taken from audio transcriptions combined with notes transcribed by Dr. Donald during the interview.

Dr. Donald: “Good day, Your Magnif- Uh- SCP-300-J.”

SCP-300-J: “Fool, acknowledge your one and only Ruler.”

Dr. Donald: “I am not worthy of y- fuck… I am not inclined to do that, SCP-300-J. Please tell us, which kingdo- urrgh… where do you hail fr- ah come on!”

SCP-300-J: “You wish to know of the kingdom from which I hail. Yet you do not understand that I am the one hailed. You'd better get this straight, my rule is beyond measure!”

Dr. Donald: “Right, I think that's enough. Ending prais- urgh fuck this thing. Ending interview.”

SCP-300-J: “Tell that damned crown to stop stealing my glory! This is where I'm drawing the line! Give a crown an inch and he thinks he's a bloody ruler.”

Dr. Donald: “Oh god.”