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SCP-6673 - The One Lonely Eleventh

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Item#: SCP-6673

Containment Class: pagnum

Secondary Class: none

Disruption Class: vlam

Risk Class: notice

Assigned Site

Site-400

Site Director

Director Adam Desmond

Research Head

N/A

Assigned MTF

N/A

Assigned Site

Site-400

Site Director

Director Adam Desmond

Research Head

N/A

Assigned MTF

N/A

Special Containment Procedures:1 Due to the low risk posed by SCP-6673 and the loyalty expressed by Dr. Kaydence to the Foundation, no containment procedures are necessary at this time. At the discretion of Dr. Kaydence, investigation into SCP-6673 is expressly interdicted.

Description: SCP-6673 is the designation given to an as-of-yet unknown and poorly understood anomaly that only seems to manifest itself during the date of April 11th every year, particularly affecting Senior Researcher Maximillian Kaydence, the Head of Site-400's Department of Metafictional Research.

On this specific day, all other individuals seem to ignore, be disinterested in, or otherwise take no notice of any type of noticeable action and obvious verbal statements made by Dr. Kaydence. Any physical objects interacted with by Dr. Kaydence on this day will also be disregarded by other individuals.

Additionally, family members, close friends, or any other individuals possessing a close relationship with Dr. Kaydence will be affected by a probabilistic anomaly, causing them to be unusually busy and/or preoccupied either with their work or with their own day-to-day lives.

After April 11th has passed, all anomalous effects cease.

According to Dr. Kaydence, this effect has affected him since he was a child (exact age was not disclosed). Dr. Kaydence expressed no knowledge of the origin or any type of correlation associated between himself and SCP-6673. Though, it has been noted that Dr. Kaydence has shown discomfort and perturbation when discussing SCP-6673.

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Re:Litter in Breakroom

Date: 13/04/2019

To: Dr. Maximillian Kaydence <noitadnuof.pcs|ecnedyakm#noitadnuof.pcs|ecnedyakm>

From: Chief Agatha Lisette <noitadnuof.pcs|ettesila#noitadnuof.pcs|ettesila>

Subject: Litter in Breakroom

Hey, Max.

One of my Janitorial staff was cleaning the third-sublevel breakroom yesterday and found a bunch of crumbs and leftover sprinkles on the table. There was also a cupcake wrapper laying there by itself next to the trashcan and a whole lot of confetti paper thrown about.

I'm not accusing you of anything, but I asked around and they told me that you were the only one that was in the breakroom on the 11th (all the other guys were busy and was mainly eating from their offices). If it was you, all I'm asking is that you conserve good etiquette when using the breakroom. I know it's technically Janitorial's job to clean up after people, but you know what I mean.

With regards,

Agatha, Janitorial & Maintenance