If there exists some means of understanding this timeline and its eligibility for existence within the Database, it has yet to be discovered.

Billith

C L O S E D / S Y S T E M

Written by Billith.

ITEM #: SCP-7959

OBJECT CLASS: Ticonderoga

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-7959 is not containable by any known means. Thankfully, the nature of the anomaly ensures some level of self-containment. Should this no longer be the case, containment efforts are to be reassessed. Investigation of the anomaly can then recommence, to whatever degree this is possible.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-7959 refers to TL-7959, a Foundation timeline discovered during routine indexing of the local canonical bundle that displays atypical properties when compared to adjacent timelines, an anomalously improbable behavior.

TL-7959 is inaccessible through all possible efforts; Any attempt to assess the properties of this timeline invariably fail, through a variety of factors such as data corruption, equipment failure, cerebral hemorrhage, SCP-7959-A, etcetera. If there exists some means of understanding this timeline and its eligibility for existence within the Database, it has yet to be discovered.

SCP-7959-A is a universally received result during observatory efforts of TL-7959, which manifests as a singular message of uniform nature, despite medium or language.

The contents of SCP-7959-A have been recorded below:

SCP-7959-A TRANSCRIPT LOG

FOREWARD: Record of message from measurement of TL-7959, delivered by one party, labeled POI-7959.

<BEGIN TRANSCRIPT>

POI-7959: Hello.

POI-7959: Thank you for your interest in our dimension.

POI-7959: Regrettably, I must inform you that the Prime Timeline is closed.1 Please return during normal hours, where we will be more than happy to assist you. If you require immediate assistance, please leave a message after the tone, and someone will be with you shortly.

POI-7959: We appreciate your understanding during this time. Have a wonderful iteration.

A loud beep.

AUTOMATED SYSTEM: This mailbox is full and cannot receive more messages. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

<END TRANSCRIPT>

Footnotes

1. It should be noted that no known initial or "prime" timeline exists, though this false claim is common among narratives in many regions of memoryspace.