Will you chew until it bleeds?

Can you get up off your knees?

Are you brave enough to see?

Do you wanna change it?

( The Hand that Feeds - Nine Inch Nails )

SCP-5315 - Gastronomical Annex

Appetizers

Amuse-Bouche Contagieux

A beguiling bite-sized morsel that sparks an insatiable desire for fine dining. A delectable blend of cured Iberian ham and truffle-infused foie gras.

Price: $12.99

Calories: 120

WARNING: Foods from SCP-5315 should not be consumed under any circumstances. Anomalous effects have so far resulted in the death of several civilians and Foundation personnel.

Truffle Infusion Crostini

Baguette slices adorned with a mysterious blend of black truffle, goat cheese, and honey.

Price: $16.99

Calories: 180

Soups and Salads

Bisque de Quarantine

Decadent seafood bisque with the ability to instill refined tastes in the populace. Includes lobster, saffron, and a hint of cognac.

Price: $21.99

Calories: 250

Ensalada de Élite

Fresh arugula and watercress topped with golden beet carpaccio, and goat cheese crumbles, guaranteed to reshape the local dining landscape.

Price: $18.99

Calories: 200

WARNING: Neighboring businesses experience a decline as residents gravitate towards SCP-5315. Efforts to balance the local economy are in progress.

Main Courses

Filet de Rareté

Prime meat cut to perfection, enticing locals to forsake traditional fare.

Price: $38.99

Calories: 350

WARNING: SCP-5315 has grown to the size of a full street, transforming it into a plaza. Efforts to decommission SCP-5315 are underway.

Saffron Épidémie Risotto

Prime Wagyu beef filet, sous-vide and finished with a red wine reduction, redefining the culinary expectations.

Price: $32.99

Calories: 300

Desserts

Crème de la Contagion

Silky chocolate mousse infused with Grand Marnier and topped with edible gold leaf.

Price: $24.99

Calories: 980

Pavlova Pandémique

Light and airy pavlova filled with passion fruit curd, topped with fresh berries and a raspberry coulis.

Price: $19.99

Calories: 1020

WARNING: SCP-5315 has consumed Site-195. Related documentation has since been overwritten.

Beverages

Libation de Luxe

A signature cocktail featuring artisanal gin, elderflower liqueur, and a hint of lavender, garnished with an edible orchid.

Price: $14.99

Calories: 150

Vin Viral

An exclusive Bordeaux blend with notes of black currant, truffle, and a subtle hint of [REDACTED].

Price: $29.99

Calories: 250

WARNING: SCP-5315 has consumed half the city of Detroit and is currently enacting a FK-Class "Broken Foundation" Scenario. All non-mandatory actions are to immediately cease and focus on the neutralization of SCP-5315.

Welcome to the new Foundation, Chef.

SERVE, COOK, PREPARE.

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