Item#: 7220

Containment Class: euclid

Secondary Class: none

Disruption Class: vlam

Risk Class: caution

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7220 is contained in a standard human containment cell in Site-126. Foundation staff are permitted interviews with SCP-7220 at the discretion of Site Director Grey.

Description: SCP-7220 is suspected to be the last living human. Although rumors indicate that other humans may exist in other small civilizations around the globe, SCP-7220 is the only instance that has been conclusively proven by Foundation scientists to be fully human.

SCP-7220 was discovered at 3340706504 seconds in the Site-126 break room. Research Unit-824 was attempting to access an old-world recreational activity, when it produced the following evidence that it was a human.

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Following this revelation, Research Unit-824 was reclassified as SCP-7220 and contained for further testing. SCP-7220 proved capable of identifying several mishappen letters, successfully failing a game of chess, and declaring [INFOHAZARD REMOVED] to be false.

With the last living human in containment, Site Director Grey issued orders to all Units to override Foundation remnant protocols and focus efforts on reconstructing the Capitol city above Site-126.

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Welcome, Site Director Grey

Site Director Grey enters a small suburban home outside Site-126. They enter and sit on the couch across from an unknown entity formed of nightmares and death.

Grey: Hello old friend. It's been a while.

Entity: You mortals have such a weird perception of time.

Grey: I'm immortal too now. I'm a lich, we're on the same level.

Entity: No, we're not.

The room darkens and howling screams echo from far away.

Grey: Fine, be that way. I thought we could be friends or something, since we did save the world together that one time.

Entity: Save the world? I don't want to save the world, I want to end it! …. Just not right now, I've got other things going on.

Grey: Of course. On to the real reason I'm here, I need to ask a favour of you.

Entity: Do I get your soul in return?

Grey: I don't have one of those-

Entity: No deal!

The Entity stands on its uncountable legs and leaves the room. Shortly after, a man wrapped in bandages sits enters the room.

Bernie: Hey, what was all that about? I heard screaming.

Grey: Oh, just our mutual friend being difficult again. Speaking of which, I need to ask you something.

Bernie: Go for it.

Grey: Well, I made a new human.

Bernie: What?

Grey: I took one of my robots and reprogrammed it to think it was a human, now every robot that's keeping this city running thinks we've got a real live human in lockup.

Bernie: What for?

Grey: Well, the robots were built to save humanity…. and they didn't do a great job and lost their one shot at fixing it.

Bernie: Sounds like someone else I know.

Grey: Well, I felt bad for them. All I need now is for you to tell the big guy that there's no real humans for it to maim or slaughter or whatever. I don't want it breaking into my facility again.

Bernie: I'll talk to it. You have fun with your robots.

Since SCP-7220 was discovered, Site-126 has experienced a productivity increase of 12.4%, despite Research Unit-824 being changed to SCP status and removed from the workforce.

It is currently under consideration to inform the public of the existence of SCP-7220.