CROM AU GOD

by Liryn and LORDXVNV

Item #: SCP-6760

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6760 is presently maintained by RAISA, within Unit 102-K, Euclid-Wing, Site-07. SCP-6760 is not to be operated without proper clearance, under any circumstances. Proposals for the future utilization of SCP-6760 are to be forwarded to RAISA. SCP-6760 is not to be used for the purposes of gathering evangelical, metaphysical, eschatological, teleological, or otherwise theological data.

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SCP-6760 is maintained by the Department of Tactical Theology, within Unit 530-C, Safe-Wing, Site-07. SCP-6760 is not to be operated without proper clearance, under any circumstances.

All queries suitable for use with SCP-6760 are permitted. However, priority will be given to queries of interest to the Department of Tactical Theology.

Description: SCP-6760 is a hyper-complex machine intelligence built by the Foundation Department of Tactical Theology. SCP-6760 possesses several experimental components which lend it the following anomalous analytical capabilities:

Ultra-high-fidelity probing and mapping of the Infosphere;

Widespread pataphysical data-processing;

Ontokinetic and semiontological reality manipulation — for the purposes of revealing unknowable and/or inaccessible information.

SCP-6760 was built as a software framework, surrounding the existing Foundation artificial intelligence construct CROM.aic — chosen for its unparalleled analytical processing skillset.

SCP-6760 was created for the purpose of determining "objective truth" via comprehensive mapping of the entirety of human knowledge and further extrapolation.

Addendum 6760-1, Test Log / Incident 6760-A: On 05/14/2030, succeeding permission from the O5 Council, SCP-6760 was activated, and its CROM.aic communications terminal was initialized.

Communication with SCP-6760 is accomplished in the form of data queries; operators may present a data point, object, or entity. This information is then processed by SCP-6760 and a simple descriptive response is generated. SCP-6760 also returns information describing the founder, progenitor, or other creator of the selected concept, but due to fundamental design constraints describes these creator entities as "authors"..Shortened to "au" in the command line.

Complex queries — those which are not able to be communicated by the declaration of a single object or entity — are disallowed, such that SCP-6760 does not respond with potentially dangerous or overwhelming information, which may cause physical harm or harm to the human psyche. It is to be noted that SCP-6760 would actively avoid answering such queries prior to this.

The following are reproduced transcripts of the subsequent tests and interactions with the intelligence.

<CROM.AIC> Please provide a QUERY. CROM.AIC will provide a RESPONSE.

<user> crom search new-york-city

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1) RESULT: new-york-city - settlement - population-center - human - author: Peter Minuit

<user> crom au peter-minuit

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1e5) RESULTS (MOST RELEVANT DISPLAYED): peter-minuit - dutch - human - governor. The most recent work by this entity is: st-christopher-expedition

<user> crom search love

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1) RESULT: love - emotion - chemical reaction - author: evolution

<user> crom au evolution

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1) RESULT: evolution - process - natural. The most recent work by this entity is: mutation-of-s121xqesdf. author: chemistry

<user> crom search truth

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (10+) RESULTS: truth - concept - author: various

<user> crom search karma

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (20+) RESULTS, SUMMARIZING COMMON: karma - social construct - authors: various

<user> crom search justice

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (100+) RESULTS, SUMMARIZING COMMON: justice - social construct - authors: various

<user> crom search universal-justice

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

<CROM.AIC> Activating STRICT mode. CROM.AIC will exclude human interpretations sufficiently distant from objective truth and human authors.

<CROM.AIC> Please provide a QUERY. CROM.AIC will provide a RESPONSE.

<user> crom search immortal-soul

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

<user> crom search destiny

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

<user> crom search fate

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

<user> crom search heaven

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

<CROM.AIC> Please provide a QUERY. CROM.AIC will provide a RESPONSE.

<user> crom au god

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1000+) RESULTS, CHOOSING RANDOM: kurt-godel - human - philosopher - male. The most recent work by this entity is: some-considerations-leading-to-the-probable-conclusion-that-the-true-power-of-the-continuum-is-ℵ2

<user> crom au god

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> (1000+) RESULTS, CHOOSING RANDOM: godfrid - human - duke - frisian - male. The most recent work by this entity is: lobith-meeting-with-charles

<user> crom edit mode:strict

<CROM.AIC> Activating STRICT mode. CROM.AIC will exclude human interpretations sufficiently distant from objective truth and human authors.

<user> crom au god

<CROM.AIC> PROCESSING…

<CROM.AIC> NO RESULTS.

Better luck next time.

Lewis Jones, Software Engineer, Site-07

Addendum 6760-2, Update 05/16/2030: Responsibility for the maintenance of SCP-6760 has been transferred to RAISA.

The use of SCP-6760 is out-of-scope of the purview of the Department of Tactical Theology.