D-766831 holds SCP-4193 caplet up to the camera

Item #: SCP-4193

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP-4193 are to be kept in a secure container at Site-23. Test subjects may only be administered more than one dose of SCP-4193 if due for termination or if a long-term humanoid containment cell is available.

Description: SCP-4193 is the group designation for a supply of 32 blue pharmaceutical caplets, 8mm in diameter with the "playboy bunny" embossed on one side.

The first time an SCP-4193 caplet is ingested, it acts as a combination of nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID) of the propionic acid class and a triptan, only with nearly instant effect and no side effects other than slight pupil dilation. SCP-4193 relieves migraines, cluster headaches, fever, swelling, and muscle stiffness. If the subject suffers from chronic migraines, intervals between regular episodes will increase from 30 to 180 days.2

The second time a particular subject is administered an SCP-4193 caplet, in addition to the above effects, the subject's eyes, including the skull's eye sockets and all connective and nerve tissue, painlessly decrease in size by 50% (±2%) over the course of half a second. After the metamorphic change, the subject is myopic (nearsighted), similar to some cases of microphthalmia and/or nanophthalmos.3 The subject acquires the anomalous ability to focus on objects to a level of detail approximately equivalent to utilizing an optical microscope at 10x magnification. Subjects describe using this anomalous ability as "like zooming in with a camera."4

Subsequently, each time an SCP-4193 caplet is ingested, the subject's eyes decrease in size by another 50%, the myopia becomes more acute, and the possible "magnification" increases tenfold. This process reaches a limit when a subject's eyes are 1mm in diameter, providing vision that tests at approximately 6/30 on the Visual Acuity scale, and correlating with the anomalous ability to focus on nearby objects with the equivalent of roughly 10,000x magnification. However, from the third SCP-4193 caplet onward, SCP-4193 releases anywhere from 40 to ███ mg of MDMA into the subject's bloodstream whenever taken.5 While some test subjects consistently received a relatively safe amount of MDMA, multiple test subjects died from acute MDMA toxicity following hyperthermia, hyponatraemia, serotonin syndrome, and multiple organ failure before reaching the limit of SCP-4193's anomalous effects.

Test subjects may report hallucinations after taking an SCP-4193 caplet. On average hallucinations started after the fourth or fifth dose.6 Once experienced, these side effects never abate and can be divided into three categories of hallucinations:

Some humans are seen as motile corpses, wet with rot and extensively infested with slow-moving worms or maggots; the worms are invariably described as approximately 0.1 mm thick and never described as longer than 5 mm

Some humans, usually authority figures or loved ones, are perceived as human-shaped swarms of insects; swarm organisms are of varying types and no individual insect is ever described as longer than 5 mm

Subjects report minuscule humanoids, 2 to 10 mm in height, which attempt to crawl into the orifices of living humans, especially the test subject7

Supplement 4193-1: Discovery

A bottle of SCP-4193 caplets was discovered while examining the effects of a minor Person of Interest, Rhonda Clayton, after her reported death on 2016-11-03 at age 94. On acquisition, the caplets were stored inside a commercially available 8 dram amber vial with reversible cap and a laser-printed label in comic sans which read: "migraine medicine e by dado take 1 pill not 2 pill u trust dado" The only other medicines found were over-the-counter painkillers and 15 Nuplazid (pimavanserin) 34 mg capsules, in a bottle that indicated that they had been prescribed to a local acquaintance of PoI Clayton, ███ ██████.8

Starting at the age of 20, Rhonda Clayton had acquired an extensive criminal record, with charges including fraud, racketeering, and violation of the Harrison Narcotics Tax Act. After being released from prison in 1962, no further negative interactions with the law appeared on Clayton's public record, not even traffic violations. Starting in 2013, Clayton made a small name for herself in the non-anomalous art scene in her home state of Texas carving toothpicks into miniature sculpture using dental tools. Clayton came to Foundation attention in 2014 when she started cultivating friendships in the anomalous art scene, including an extensive mail correspondence with Person of Interest █████ ███████.

In addition, Foundation agents found the following email correspondence on a desktop PC in PoI Clayton's bedroom, evidence, in conjunction with the bottle's label, that the SCP-4193 caplets had been produced by "dado," a Person of Interest responsible for creating several anomalous pharmaceutical products and anomalous businesses.

+ Email Thread

- Email Thread

Date: 2015-01-10

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey9

HELLO DARLING, a friend of mine tells me you are an expert in alternative medicine.

Date: 2015-01-12

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

yes i am dado hello.

Date: 2015-01-13

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

Well, you see, I'm healthy as a horse except I have these terrible migraines. Just AWFUL. Normal medicines don't help much. The doctors tell me I shouldn't take too many painkillers. They say they make it WORSE. Can you believe that? Does that even MAKE SENSE to you? CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE!

Date: 2015-01-14

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

i make 4 u. u trust dado. i ship 2 u in one week. no charge. i have amazon asreofo;pprime

Date: 2015-01-15

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

O, Mr. dado, are you all right? I sometimes pound on the keyboard like that when I have a migraine. It's like my eyes are too big for MY SKULL. Sometimes I close my eyes and push on them, and that helps a little, even though I'm not supposed to DO THAT. I sometimes feel like if only something could make my eyeballs shrink THE PAIN WOULD GO AWAY.

Date: 2015-01-16

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

sorry hamster walk on keyboard. i help u with eye 2

Date: 2015-01-17

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

O, YOU CAN help with the pressure, too? I'm in ecstasy, Mr. dado. And it's REASSURING TO KNOW you have a pet.

Date: 2015-01-21

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

i can do e 2. i already make. u get them soon.

Date: 2015-02-02

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

Mr. dado, honey, these are AMAZING! I took one and the pain and the pressure went away instantly! I'm going to tell all my friends about you and YOUR AMAZING WORK.

Date: 2015-02-11

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

pls leave feedback on amazon

Date: 2015-02-12

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

O, my friends don't pay attention to Amazon, hon. I'll do that but I'll give you some WORD-OF-MOUTH.

P.S. THE LITTLE PLAYBOY BUNNY IS CUTE but I'm a bit old for that Mr. dado

Date: 2015-08-20

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

GOD WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME

Date: 2015-08-25

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

u read label, 1 pill not 2

Date: 2015-08-26

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

O, Mr. dado, you misunderstand! I didn't take two on the same day. It's been months and months since I've had a migraine. That NEVER happens! I'm SO IMPRESSED WITH YOUR LITTLE BLUE PILLS! O, I was a little horrified when my eyes shrank, but then when I was able to work on my toothpick art without a magnifying glass… EVEN MORE DETAIL… Mr dado, you are a GODSEND! I can wear my sunglasses when I go out or when someone visits, at my age I can't afford vanity anyway. It's like you anticipated my needs! I'm going to recommend you to EVERYONE!

Date: 2015-09-01

From: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

To: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

yes no more than 2 same day. that what dado meant. pls leave feedback on amazon prime. thank

Date: 2015-10-01

From: moc.loa|cadohrynit#moc.loa|cadohrynit

To: moc.oohay|odadmaisey#moc.oohay|odadmaisey

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO GO DANCING LEAVING ALL THE FEEDBACK10

Additional email correspondence on the desktop computer confirmed that PoI Clayton recommended PoI dado to relatives and acquaintances of her old criminal contacts and to her associates in the art scene. Foundation analysts conclude that PoI Clayton's recommendations are a contributory factor in the requests subsequently received by PoI dado.

PoI Clayton died in a head-on collision with a semi truck after driving on the left side of the I-35 highway in her 2002 Honda Civic at a speed of roughly 100 kph, greatly attenuating the length of her vehicle and pulverizing most of her body, including the skull. When PoI Clayton's home in Austin, TX was searched by the Foundation, in addition to the desktop computer and SCP-4193, agents discovered a sculpture different from PoI Clayton's usual work. The sculpture is nine feet tall, vaguely humanoid, with bovine-like horns, and made of approximately 200,000 interlocking toothpick carvings, each of a maggot with a smiling human face. The sculpture had an attached post-it note, photographed below:

Footnotes

1. D-76683 was selected as the first test subject for SCP-4193 by reason of debilitating, chronic, treatment-resistant migraines in his medical history. At the request of Dr. ████ ███████, excerpts from test logs relating to D-76683 have been added to this report in the footnotes.

2. During a migraine attack, D-76683 was administered his first SCP-4193 caplet. D-76683 reported that the pain had subsided and added: "That was better than sex. Wish I could celebrity endorse this shit."

3. Hyperopia (farsightedness) is more common in individuals with non-anomalous genetic microphthalmia or nanophthalmos, but myopia does occur. Aside from any myopia, all sight defects are corrected by the metamorphic change induced by SCP-4193, including blindness, provided the subject's eyes are intact at the start of the process.

4. D-76683, after his second dose, reported: "Still better than sex, even with the tiny eye thing and the puke-worthy deal where I can see the pores on my hands and stuff."

5. After his third dose, D-76683 commented: "FUCK YEAH! Now this is sex!"

6. For the purpose of analysis, only subjects that survived at least five doses of SCP-4193 were considered; see Supplement 4193-2 for full test data.

7. D-76683 started experiencing hallucinations after his fourth SCP-4193 caplet. D-76683 only made a single statement on the subject: "If the little guys get inside you, they kill you and become the worms. You're fucked. They have a plan, but you don't want to fucking know."

8. ███ ██████, who had been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 2002, died of aspiration pneumonia on 2016-07-13. Nuplazid is prescribed for the treatment of hallucinations and delusions associated with Parkinson’s disease psychosis. Rhonda Clayton had not been diagnosed with Parkinson’s.

9. No account by this name appears in Verizon's Yahoo registration records

10. There is no record of anyone resembling PoI dado as a seller on Amazon until 2018