Item #: SCP-2926

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2926 is kept at Electronic Storage Facility 83-Beta. No known copies of SCP-2926 exist outside of containment.

Description: SCP-2926 is a computer program that, when provided with a digital image, will provide a short verbal description of its contents, along with one of seven "judgments" at random. The descriptions are always somewhat inaccurate.

Sample Input: elephant.jpg

Sample Output: An elephant with the proper number of wings. Judgment: A squeeze play that works two ways.

SCP-2926's outputs have cognitohazardous properties depending on which judgment is selected, provided that the viewer has also seen the input image.

Judgment
Effects

I feel so empty.
Viewer will become capable of identifying the patterns in SCP-2926's "inaccuracies", as well as in the program's delivery of judgments.

I'm not the tooth fairy.
Viewer will become capable of identifying the inaccuracies present in SCP-2926's input images.

It grew to the size of an orange.
Viewer will become capable of identifying consensuses regarding the subjects of SCP-2926's input images and modifying them for accuracy.

These are strange times.
Viewer will be compelled to arrange for a judgment of "A squeeze play that works two ways." by any means necessary.

God, wouldn't it be beautiful?
Viewer will coordinate all aforementioned viewers in order to create a consensus reality in which SCP-2926 can take the form of the sphinx.

I think I broke it.
Viewer will identify and attend to the sphinx momentarily, after its receptacle is prepared.

A squeeze play that works two ways.
The sphinx is realized in the viewer. You possessed no inaccuracies. The situation is immanent.