WARNING:

THE FOLLOWING PAGE CONTAINS A POTENTIAL CLASS 5 COGNITOHAZARDOUS OR MEMETIC THREAT TO NORMALCY.

ANY ATTEMPT TO DESCRIBE OR DISCUSS THE OBJECT CONTAINED WITHIN MAY ONLY BE DONE INDIRECTLY, REFERENTIALLY, AND WITHOUT THE AID OF NUMBERS OR NUMERICAL DESCRIPTORS. AS SUCH THE CLASSIFICATION COMMITTEE RECOMMENDS "THE OBJECT WITHIN SCP-4706" AS A SAFE MEANS OF REFERENCE.

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

Access to the interior article can only be established from one of two air-gapped computers and requires the use of a specially constructed numeric passphrase. If you are incapable of reciting the full passphrase upon exit, you will be subjected to total neural neutralization. Amnestics have proven to be ineffective in combating the spread of this anomaly and such admittedly extreme measures are our only reliable defense.

This is your only warning.

-Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

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