Item #: SCP-404-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As attempts to manually alter the text of SCP-404-J have proved futile, twice-hourly tactical nuclear strikes are to continue on SCP-404-J until it has been successfully neutralized. As such, Foundation personnel, combat task forces, and civilians may only come within 100 km of SCP-404-J after signing a mortality waiver.

Description: SCP-404-J is a 20 m x 50 m x 5 m brick wall in southern Iran, estimated to have been erected in 15,000 BCE. SCP-404-J is composed entirely of an unknown mineral that has proven extremely resistant to destruction.

Despite its age, the inscriptions on SCP-404-J are completely in American English. The text of the inscription changes on an irregular basis.

Further information about SCP-404-J is restricted to the O5 Council.

+ Inscription as of 2/28/16 - 5/404-J clearance required

- encryption key accepted

PLANET ERF!

by !Jehovah

[ Rating: -5922 | + | - ]

Planet: Erf!

Composition: Mostly water also some other stuff!

Dominant Species: Humans!

Other Information: Look at my super cool planet! It has religions and goats and juice boxes!

For more information, look around you! It's that simple!

This is my first planet so no downvotes please!

Tags: in-extinction / planet / populated / water

Comments:

@KingScarlet /staffpost/: Moved to top for convenience. Beginning extinction vote for "Erf" after the net rating breached -10.

@P-A-T-T-E-R-N /staffpost/: Seconding

@heliumbambi /staffpost/: Thirded.

@GlossyPan /staffpost/: Fourthed.

@GlossyPan/staffpost/: OP: !Jehovah, please do not upvote your own planet. It's against the terms of service.

~gk-ION: Your /mom's/ against the terms of service.

~gk-ION: welcome to planet shitpost

~M3KH4N3: This is a really good way to get banned, Ion. Just sayin'.

~gk-ION: For calling a shitpost a shitpost?

~M3KH4N3: No, this planet is one of the worst we've had in aeons, no doubt about that. We just want to foster a sense of community here for new writers with constructive criticism.

!Jehovah: ur a basic bish

~M3KH4N3: …you know what, fuck the sense of community, your planet's poop.

~He-MadeLight: These humans are about as appealing as a pile of rotten entrails. Requesting summary extinction by admins.

!YAL-DA-BA-OTH: WHOA HOLD UP I get that this article is crap but WHY are we TALKING SHIT about rotten entrails?!?!?! Dead flesh is JUST AS GOOD if not BETTER than living flesh and the Universe needs LOTS of it for FUCK'S SAKE can you NOT you LITERAL PIECE OF [read more]

~SixAteMeToo: Fuck me, they're letting anyone join the site these days.

~iheartstranglefroots cack

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