Item#: SCP-4214

Containment Class: safe

Secondary Class: none

Disruption Class: dark

Risk Class: notice

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4214 is currently stored in the Foundation database, along with several digital copies. Foundation webcrawlers are to delete any instances of SCP-4214 found on the Internet. No other copies of SCP-4214 exist outside the Foundation database.

No further containment procedures have been deemed necessary at this time.

Description: SCP-4214 is a digital image file depicting a muscular humanoid presenting what is believed to be a sealed container in its raised right hand. The image carries mild cognitohazardous properties, which manifest as a form of selective aphasia1 when its entirety is observed by a sapient entity. This effect is also carried over to any physical copies of the image.

SCP-4214's cognitohazardous effects cease within 12 hours, and have not been noted to leave affected individuals with any harmful secondary effects.

Addendum 4214.01: Recovered Chat Logs

Foundation webcrawlers discovered and recorded chat logs believed to be relevant to SCP-4214 from a GoI-5869 (“Gamers Against Weed”) chat room, attached below.

«BEGIN LOG»

NunwithaGun: so that's like 43gb gone in total

NunwithaGun: jesus is very unhappy with me today

teemo: clearly

also_alia: yall i got some real funny shit up my sleeve

teemo: go on

also_alia: remember the hugh morganson guy?

also_alia: the one who attempted to clown on us?

also_alia: apparently he's doing an anart commission rn, idk for who

teemo: ok, and?

also_alia: its supposed to make people talk about whatever sorta product the client wants on it idk

also_alia: so i snuck in smthn of my own >:)

teemo: what does it do?

also_alia: not much difference tbh, it does make people talk when they see it

also_alia: fucks with their speech tho, so only gibberish comes out lol

also_alia: "oh yeah i love this company's djajadjf it's real tjeqcvio mmmm yeah baby"

teemo: lmao

NunwithaGun: lmao

lesbian_gengar: @also_alia i'm not sure it's a good idea to sabotage a commission like that. much more for an unknown client.

also_alia: itll be fine

also_alia: shit wears off in a few hours

also_alia: client cant possibly be anyone big, hugh belongs to the niche of the niche lol

teemo: finally, the perfect murder troll

also_alia: plus you know how well i can cover me tracks

NunwithaGun: we do just a lil bit of trolling

lesbian_gengar: ok fair it is sorta funny.

lesbian_gengar: still a bit dickish imo, sabotaging paid commissions.

also_alia: ye but this is senor hugh the nft fanboy were talking about

also_alia: its like those monkes are his muse or smthn

also_alia: and his commissions go for what, 50 dollars a pop?

also_alia: what sorta dumbass goes for a 50 dollar advertisement? lmao

«END LOG»

«BEGIN LOG»

big_floppo: i'm not a furry but having a fursona would actually be great

lesbian_gengar: lol

dado: hello friends who not liking the weed

also_alia: ??

big_floppo: wtf

lesbian_gengar: @bones

dado was kicked by bones.

lesbian_gengar: thanks, bones

big_floppo: what do you even call bird furries? birdies?

dado: hello one more time yes dado come in peace, anti weed gamer friends

teemo: idk lol

dado was banned by bones.

bones: I've deleted all invites for now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

teemo: would it be called a birdsona instead then?

teemo: o7

big_floppo: o7

le_binganimus: o7

dado: dado is here to looking fora gamer

dado: u can trust dado yes

le_binganimus: what do people call reptile furries then

lesbian_gengar: how the fuck.

big_floppo: scalies

lesbian_gengar: there aren't even any invites anymore how are you here.

dado: no invitation is not problem for dado

dado: dado promises to leave after business finish

teemo: pray tell, @big_floppo, how do you know that?

lesbian_gengar: who are you looking for.

big_floppo: i plead the fifth

big_floppo: did you know that by technicality all bird furries are also scalies

dado: dado has no names but dado knows gamer added funny to dado fifty dollar commission

lesbian_gengar: @also_alia what did i tell you.

le_binganimus: @big_floppo no. stop that

also_alia: bruh

also_alia: @dado ok look, im sorry, ill reimburse you

also_alia: dm me your bank number, crypto wallet id, whatevs and ill send over the money

dado: dado does not accept funny money, dado is serious businessman

also_alia: im paying you in usd??

dado: dado said what dado said

also_alia: what

teemo: usd funny money lmao

le_binganimus: usd funnies

dado: donot worry alia gamer, dado is not angry but more impres by quality, dado considers alia gamer funny as fine improvement yes

also_alia: thanks??

dado: dado was not have high expectation for mister r we cool hugh, he draw dado not detail or accurate enough dado thinks

dado: is not easy to find the fine artist yes?

also_alia: so what do you want from me

dado: dado would like discuss for working with alia artist gamer to make new commission

le_binganimus: gamer moment

also_alia: i mean, sure i can make smthn for you

also_alia: its the least i could do

dado: very nice alia gamer

also_alia: whatre you gonna do with the old commission tho

dado: dado does not want old commission so dado has sent it to alia gamer for they to decide what do for they self

also_alia: oh lol i know what to do with this

also_alia: so what's the job @dado?

dado: before dado continue with detail of commission dado will make chat secure yes?

«END LOG»

Note: Webcrawler present in the chat room during the above exchange was forcibly ejected despite there being no indication of detection by GoI-5869, with the following error message.

Error 420 (new gamer friend tell dado to put the four twenty): dado latest product not for es see pee eyes yet pls be the patient

Attempts to access the aforementioned chat room have failed thus far.

Addendum 4214.02: Discovery

SCP-4214 was recovered from a gift-wrapped box mailed to Site-39. The contents of the box included a non-anomalous USB drive containing SCP-4214, as well as a non-anomalous loudspeaker that played audio of the entire 2007 Bee Movie in its entirety on loop when opened.

+ Open Testing Log 4214.01

- Close Testing Log 4214.01

«BEGIN LOG»

[D-24601 sits in front of a monitor in a testing chamber. Dr. Carter oversees the test from the adjacent control room.]

CARTER: For this one, we just need you to look at the image on the monitor and describe it as best you can.

D-24601: Sure thing.

[SCP-4214 is displayed on the monitor.]

D-24601: Huh. Funky-looking art. Looks like a jibbly keggle to me.

CARTER: Could y—

[Dr. Carter stares at D-24601 through the observation window. He is visibly confused.]

CARTER: Sorry, come again?

D-24601: A jibbly keggle, you know? Like uh, a scrimblo bimblo, a shbabbly shwobbly, uh… Perhaps a lorex unnu?

CARTER: D-24601, please take this seriously. Once again, please describe SCP-4214.

D-24601: But I have! It's a baba booey holding a small twiggo pinga. The iccum boccum really brings it all together, if I may add. The guncrow wiggowienny looks sorta wonky, though.

[Dr. Carter continues to stare at D-24601. He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.]

CARTER: Alright. I think I understand what's going on here. Thank you for your cooperation, D-24601.

«END LOG»

Addendum 4214.03: Update 20/05/2021

Following their voluntary exposure to SCP-4214, a non-anomalous portrayal of the image has been created by D-24601, as attached below.

+ Open Attachment 4214.jpg

- Close Attachment 4214.jpg

Footnotes

1. Medical disorder that affects an individual's ability to communicate.