The Following File Was Unanimously Deemed by the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole and the O5 Council to Suck Major Balls

The Following File Was Unanimously Deemed by the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole and the O5 Council to Suck Major Balls

SCP-001½-J

Item #: SCP-001½-J

Object Class: Apollyon (Objective assessment)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001½-J is to be held in a private vault within Site-01 and is only to be accessed by the Overseer Council.

Description: SCP-001½-J is a reality-warping omnikinetic eigenweapon taking the form of a circular blue button placed into a metal case.

Upon approaching SCP-001½-J, a subject will receive a telepathic message informing them that they can press the button for a positive effect but will receive a negative effect in turn. The subject can either choose to press the button, usually resulting in reality-warping effects, or refuse, leaving the button alone.

LIVE SCP-001½-J INTERFACE

Will you press the button?

but

PRESS?

REFUSE?