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THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER HAS BIG TEETH

Item #: SCP-682-J

Object Class: KETUR

Special Containment Procedures: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER WILL LIVE IN A BIG GLASS TANK WITH ACID SO THAT IT DOSNT GET TO BIG AND NOBODY WILL TAK TO IT BECAUS IT IS VERY TRICKY.

Description: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER IS A BIG LIZERD WITH BIG TEETHS AND HE CANT DIE BECAUSE HE CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING. SOMTIMES HE IS VERY SMALL BECAUS HE CAN BE THAT BECAUS HE CAN BE ANYTHING.

THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER IS ALSO VERY SMART. HE HAS AN IQ OF A BAJILLION AND ONE DAY HE TALKED WITH A VERY SMART COMPUTER AND THEY WERE BOTH VERY SMART.

HE EATS ANYTHING AND HE USES HIS NOSE TO DO SPECIAL EATING SO THAT HE CAN EAT ANYTHING.

HE CAN DOO ANYTHIN!

THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER TURNING TRANSFORMING IN OUTER SPACE

Addendum 682-J-1: Portion of transcript of ██████.

<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>

Dr. ██████: Now, why did you kill those farmers?

SCP-682: RAAAWWWRRR

Dr. ██████: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-

SCP-682: RAAAAAWWWWRRR

Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)

SCP-682: I WILL EAT YOU BECAUS I AM THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER

Dr. ██████: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.

SCP-682: I AM VERY HUNGRY

Dr. ██████: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!

Personnel D-085: His throat's messed up man, look at it! He ain't talking- (Gasps and screams)

SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085's body) I HAVE BIG TEETHS FOR CHEWING

Dr. ██████: (Retreats from the room)

<End Log>

HE IS EATING THE DOCTOR

Addendum 682-J-2: Log of event 682-J-E:

(THEY ARE GREY BECAUS I DIDNT HAV ANY WITE CRAYONS)

THE DOCTORS USED A CRISTAL ON THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER:

0400: THEY TUCHED THE LIZERD WITH THE CRISTAL AND IT HURT HIM BUT NOT TO MUCH

0800: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER HAD A CRISTAL GROING ON HIM

1200: THE LIZERD IS HURT

1300: THE CRISTAL EXPLODES!!

1400: THE LIZERD POPS INTO LITTL PEECES BUT THEN THE PEECES CAME BACK TOGETHER AND MADE THE LIZERD WIN!!!

THE LIZERD WINS!!!