SCP-4726 confronting local law enforcement officers upon discovery.

Item #: SCP-4726

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4726 is contained in a humanoid containment chamber with direct access to a shower.

SCP-4726-1 may be collected as necessary and is stored in Site-17's Chemical Laboratory. Consumption of SCP-4726-1 is currently permitted but discouraged.

Description: SCP-4726 is a tall, obese human male of Hispanic descent. The subject has been diagnosed with hyperhidrosis.1

SCP-4726 secretes an opaque liquid substance (hereafter referred to as SCP-4726-1) at a rate of 1.4 liters per hour. The chemical composition of SCP-4726-1 consists of caffeine, sugar, taurine, and other folic acids. Consumption of SCP-4726-1 influences the neurotransmitters for norepinephrine, dopamine, and acetylcholine in a similar process as non-anomalous caffeinated beverages.

Consuming large quantities of SCP-4726-1 (typically over 2 liters within 24 hours) has resulted in arrhythmia, hypertension, and in extreme cases, cardiac arrest.

Addendum.4726.01: On the 22nd of April, 2019, SCP-4726 informed personnel it had become aware of a secondary property of SCP-4726-1. This property manifests upon excessive consumption of specific foods. A list of known flavors and their requisite foods was provided by SCP-4726 and is listed below.

FOOD ITEM
FLAVOR PRODUCED

Foundation Standard Meal 23-A
Limeade

Foundation Standard Meal 19-D
Pink Lemonade

M&M King Size Packet2 (x2)
Orangeade

Maruchan Cheddar Cheese Flavor Yakisoba3 (x1)
Root Beer

Nutraloaf4
Mango Peach Tea

Toenails5
Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Footnotes

1. A condition causing abnormally excessive sweating involving the extremities, underarms, and face, usually unrelated to body temperature or exercise.

2. SCP-4726 was not provided with M&Ms during containment.

3. SCP-4726 was not provided with instant noodles during containment.

4. SCP-4726 was provided Nutraloaf as punishment for bribing guards to provide it with commodity foods from the site commissary.

5. SCP-4726 was not provided with toenails during containment.

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