The goal of this is to make you groan and upvote at the end. I'm so confident that I'll succeed that I'm willing to say that up front.

Yup. I said I was gonna do it and I did it.

Image source is edited from here: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Olympic_boycotts_1976_1980_1984.PNG

Rest is obviously adapted from Kaktus's formatting, and also I definitely made a joke about something he wrote.

by Doctor Cimmerian

A non-anomalous reproduction of an SCP-6132-J instance.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6132-J is to be kept in a standard containment locker on floor 12 of Site-88. Testing must be approved by the 6132-J project head.

Description: SCP-6132-J is a set of Rand McNally maps with several unidentifiable areas. While landmasses appearing on these maps are identifiable, other geographical features are incapable of being named.

Individuals viewing SCP-6132-J are, however, capable of recognizing the type of geographical feature depicted. Viewers of SCP-6132-J will often designate a feature as "an ocean" or "a river" while being unable to recall the location's proper name.

SCP-6132-J was originally discovered in 1976 along with a collection of geographic educational materials at Kirk Lonwood High School. None of the materials recovered in SCP-6132-J's immediate vicinity appear to possess similar properties. The entire collection can be accessed via permission from the 6132-J project head.

+ Show 6132-J Test

The following interview was performed by Dr. Aktus during routine re-testing of low-danger items.

Dr. Aktus: Hello, could you take a look at these maps for a moment?

D-10013: Absolutely.

Dr. Aktus: I have a few basic questions just to get a baseline for your knowledge.

D-10013: Sounds good.

Dr. Aktus points to the upper left of the map.

Dr. Aktus: Can you tell me which continent this is?

D-10013: Ha. Yeah that's North America.

Dr. Aktus points at the upper middle section of the map.

Dr. Aktus: Great. And this one?

D-10013: That's Europe. Is this seriously all I'm doing today?

Dr. Aktus then points to the area between the previously described points.

D-10013: Wait. What is that.

Dr. Aktus: Can you describe this to me?

D-10013: I (there is a long pause) I don't know.

Dr. Aktus points to a different area on the far right of the map.

Dr. Aktus: Can you name this area?

D-10013: No. I don't recognize the bodies of water.

All other tests have ended with similar results.