Item #: SCP-3604
Level 2/3604

Object Class: Euclid
Classified

A screenshot of SCP-3604's Soundcloud page.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3604 is to be contained within a standard marine life tank in Site-16's Marine Biology Wing. The Wi-Fi chip within SCP-3604 is to be disabled at all times. Following Incident-3604-1, Foundation Webcrawlers are to monitor private messages of Soundcloud rap musicians with fewer than 100 followers. Access to the entity is restricted to personnel with Level-2 clearance or higher.

Description: SCP-3604 is a sapient Procambarus digueti1 with an ESP8266 Wi-Fi chip located on the interior dorsal side of its shell, near the heart. SCP-3604 possesses the ability to communicate via the Internet using instant messaging programs, online forums, private messaging services, etc. However, it appears to mainly upload recordings of an unidentified male voice (hereby referred to as SCP-3604-1) rapping onto the music publishing website, Soundcloud. Twelve Soundcloud accounts have been confirmed to be associated with SCP-3604, though it primarily uploads recordings under the account 'craydaddy.'

Discovery: SCP-3604 was discovered on 14/7/2012 in The Broads National Park in Norfolk County, England when several wildlife researchers noticed a crawfish showing symptoms of Aphanomyces astaci infestation2. Upon bringing SCP-3604 to an on-location veterinarian, one of the wildlife researchers noticed that nine emails had been sent to her phone, from an anonymous sender.

After receiving the emails, both researchers contacted local authorities who were able to track the IP of the emails back to SCP-3604. Nearby Foundation implants were notified of SCP-3604 and were able to recover it without incident. After recovering SCP-3604 one final email was sent to the researcher, though it was shortly intercepted. All civilians involved were administered Class B amnestics. (See Log of Recovered Emails)

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Message-3604-1

Yo I seriously got to thank you, you are truly my biggest hero.

Message-3604-2

Seriously if you want to collab any time at all I will drop everything I'm doing to help. Like I really don't know how else to thank you.

Message-3604-3

Can you tell my family I'll miss them. They live about a mile upstream, from where you got me. Mom always gets worried about me. She doesn't need to, I know I'll go big one of these days.

Message-3604-4

I really can't say thank you enough. I hope you'll live a great a life.

Message-3604-5

I'm sorry for sending another but I was just wondering if you would like to get coffee sometime after this. I know this is a bit soon but you seem like a chill type of girl.

Message-3604-6

Don't feel obligated to, it's just a small suggestion. You're a great person, I would love to talk some more.

Message-3604-7

Your shoe's untied be careful. I don't want you to trip.

Message-3604-8

Hey can you like hold me up a bit higher… I've only ever gotten to see a bird's eye view once… it was pretty.

Message-3604-9

Though all of this works too. I mean I guess this still is a bird's eye view. You know I think this is some of the most fun I've had in a long time. Thank you.

Message-3604-10

I guess I'll see you later. Tell me if you ever want to collab. And if you don't, don't worry I won't forget you on my path to stardom. I'm sorry if I ever did anything wrong in these messages.

Addendum-3604-A

On 6/12/2018 Foundation Webcrawlers noted that a Soundcloud account, 'round$huckles', began to upload several raps involving SCP-3604-1 and various aquatic themes. Upon investigation, several chat logs with SCP-3604 were recovered. (See Incident Report-3604-A)

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Foreword: The following chat logs were recovered from SCP-3604's internal Wi-Fi chip. SCP-3604's messages below are in blue.

12:04 am 5/20/2018

Hey sorry for the message

But I just want to say youre a great artist

and your songs are really underrated

oh thanks

and youre…

Just call me Craydaddy

wait…like really

dude I love your stuff also. its kinda crazy that you like my shit.

We all like different things anyways your rap isnt shit dont call it that. i really think you did great

Oh shit then we should like collab sometime

that sounds great ill be looking forward to it.

10:06 am 5/30/2018

yo i was thinking about an album all to do with the little fish in the river bed.

like they all run when people come, and they dance when theyre away

😂😂😂😂

how high are you?

High?

like how tall I am

idk four to five centimeters

Man I really didn't think you were a stoner

?

Just ignore it, well gtg dude

got class in five min

see you then dude, gl with the classes

12:08 6/5/2018

got any ideas so far for the collab?

tbh i got none

wait

acually I lied I have one

hit me

I've always wanted to write about a brids eyeview

like what the most powerful things see

It's beautiful iirc

that sounds dope…

really?

yeah let's work on it

wait i have a draft if you want to look over it

Birdseye.pdf

that's fuckin' powerful right there. i'll try to see if I can add anything to it

Thanks, it's an honor to work with you

ill send this over when I'm done

7:05 am 6/12/2018

Birdseyerevised.pdf

It's nice. I like the bits you've added

👌

thanks man, you have some 🔥🔥 flow though you can have some weird stuff sometimes lmao

Ah yeah, get that a lot.

been trying to fix it

sorry if it wasn't that good

no no it was good, and hey it adds charm when should we meet up to record?

I really cant meet up Im kinda stuck where I am

😔

Im sorry

stop saying that it isnt your fault

listen I'll record my parts send it to you as a wav and then you can add in yours

does that work

Ok that works

4:08 pm 6/20/2018

oh hey I've finally finished damn that took longer than expected

Oh nice can you send me the file I should have it edited and ready to go by tommorrow morning

man you have tons of time

yeah lol, it's kinda awful there's not a lot to do tbh

hey at least we get to talk

yeah its always nice

Aight gtg im heading off for breakfast soon, here's that file birdseye.wav

thx and see ya

12:03 am 6/22/2018

Birdseye2.wav

wdyt

oh damn I love it. We putting it up today? 👀

Yep! you excited?

Oh hell yeah

3:00 pm 6/23/2018

Man it's doing great

it's been an honor working with you man

Same to you

Anyways there's only so much I can do within this tank

I feel you. Society sucks they slap people in little spaces and then expect us to be okay.

Yeah that's the truth

Well I'm off I hope to see you soon.

See ya

12:05 am 7/13/2018

Hey yo you still up?

huh?

ohdamn it's been forever since we've spoken

but hey whatever, whats up?

Okay

Okay, so I have an idea for the newest song and i was thinkin about collabing with you again

sure let's hear it

So like it talks about like crawfish and their struggles agaist storks

So it like talks about how some of them are like taken away

Then this one is like the one who escaped the storks grasp and he like talks about it

You get me

yeah i get you

the sybolism is an interesting way to put it but, I guess that's always how u always rolled

Symbolism?

wdym?

like how the rick are after the poor and like they prey on them

*rich

I mean I was just thinking that crawdads struggle and people ignore it a lot

you mean you want to rap about just crayfish

and like no symbolism or anything?

yeah?

i mean…😂😂😂

i feel like there should be more to it lol

It holds a special place in my heart

and it means a lot to me

crawfish?

that

and

the hardships they face

crayfish are just animals tho bruh

i mean

i hate to offened you but…

They aren't just animals!

they have families who care for them. they dream.

Animals arent that smart dog

im not a dog

and yea theyre smart, i been around animals

just cause you've been around them doesn't mean they're not supid.

Oh really then

yep.

Okay then what about me

Am I a stupid animal

No

your a person.

Nope

Oh then wtf are you a crawdad

Yes

I am acually

an I care deeply for the problems with in the crawfish community

lol that's fuckin great

Wait, what?

just you being a goddamn crawfish

alright let's get serious here

im serious thou

im a crawfish

dude this is getting stupid

it isn't joke

okay then mr. crawfish how are you typing

I don't type

all of this sorta comes from my heart

dude we both know this is bs

so let's just get back to writing

i am a crayfish though

dude

stop

im going to block you if you say this again

Im not joking

I am a crayfish

it's not funny

Its true!

Can't you beleive me!

alright, i had enough

peace out, wacko ✌

byeeeee

Well then fuck you

You're an awful person and the worst goddamn lyricistist I have ever had the misforutune of meeting

And you're just a talentless hack tailcoating off of my goddamn success

wait

you

you really think that

don't you?

wait no fuck

Im sorry I really am

please don't go hear me out man please

dude?

6:45 am 7/13/2018

Listen just respond

fuck off

10:00 pm 7/13/2018

Please dude

1:00 pm 7/25/2018

please

12:00 pm 7/26/2018

I'm sorry

Closing Statements: Following Incident-3604-A, the Soundcloud account, round$huckles, had removed all references to SCP-3604-1 and all notable aquatic themes have been taken out of their recordings. SCP-3604 is currently lethargic and unresponsive to stimuli. A request to provide SCP-3604 a companion is, at the time of writing, pending approval.

Footnotes

1. commonly known as a crawfish

2. A highly infectious fungus which affects crawfish