Item #: SCP-011-J

Object Class: Euclid (Because we don’t know where it is! Do we? Where’s it gone?)

Special Containment Procedures: Any sighting of SCP-011-J must be acknowledged verbally, in a high-pitched voice, with all words sharply enunciated. Subjects must react in the same way when witnessing SCP-011-J disappear.

Description: SCP-011-J is the 6-month-old offspring of Foundation Doctor Jones, which has the anomalous power of dematerialising whenever an observer obstructs their vision with their hands, or nearby furniture. When visual contact is re-established, SCP-011-J rematerializes, to the great surprise and relief of onlookers.

+ Testing Log

- Testing Log

Doctor Jones: Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!

Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!

Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!

Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!

Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!

Where's he gone!? Where is he?

I've got your nose!

(Doctor Jones places his thumb between his middle and index fingers, creating the illusion of the amputation of SCP-011-J's nose.)

What are you doing there? WHAT YOU DOING!?

I'm gonna eat those little legs! Yes I am!

(SCP-011-J gives a positive response to a simulation of being eaten, suggesting masochistic tendencies.)

Conclusion: SCP-011-J is anomalously adorable.

Addendum: “Doctor Jones is to start working way fewer hours, and take some paternity leave! SCP reports are not how normal people interact with their kids, for fuck’s sake…”