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SCP-3128: Let's Play Monopoly!

Author: The Great Hippo

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Music: Monopoly Theme (???)

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SCP-3128.

Item #: SCP-3128

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3128 is to be kept in a secured locker on-site. Access is limited to Level-4 personnel; following Incident 3128-073, testing is prohibited.

MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") is to work with law enforcement personnel to investigate the whereabouts of PoI-3128-1. If found, she is to be apprehended and taken into Foundation custody.

Description: SCP-3128 is a near-complete Monopólio1 game-set originally produced in Portugal at some point in 1937. When played, it exerts an anomalous effect upon global real estate markets; events in reality will mirror events in the game. Following the subprime mortgage crisis of 2007, all further tests by researchers involving manipulation of real estate markets via game-play have been suspended.

Following Incident 3128-073, all testing is suspended pending review.

Addendum 3128.1: Incident Log

► ACCESS SCP:/3128/incidents/073.log

▼ Close File

INCIDENT LOG

DATE: 09/21/2009

PARTICIPANTs: D-3128-1 (ALPHA), D-3128-2 (BETA), D-3128-3 (GAMMA)

SUBJECT: SCP-3128

NOTES: The following is an excerpt from the audio taken during a test.

[BEGIN LOG.]

ALPHA: It's your turn.

GAMMA: Fuck.

ALPHA: C'mon, roll.

GAMMA: There's no way I can win. You've already got, like, six complete monopolies, man.

BETA: Just roll.

GAMMA: Fine, whatever. I always hated this stupid —

[Dice rolling.]

BETA: Take your 'Chance' card.

GAMMA: Yeah.

[Silence.]

ALPHA: Well?

[Silence.]

ALPHA: What is it?

GAMMA: Uh. One sec. Need to — uh, I need to try something.

[Shuffling.]

[Knocking.]

BETA: What the hell are you —

GAMMA: Hey, guys? I'm, uh. I'm using this.

BETA: — the hell are you doing?

[Door opening.]

ALPHA: What the —

GAMMA: Good luck, you two.

BETA: How are you — where are you —

[Door closing.]

[END LOG.]

NOTE: D-3128-3 has been designated as PoI-3128-1. Documentation of SCP-3128 updated to note several pieces are now missing; this includes one of its 'Get Out Of Jail Free' cards.

Footnotes

1. Otherwise known as 'Monopoly' in the US and UK.