Communication Log Magenta - SCP Foundation

Welcome to the Site 31 Modulated Message System (M.M.S).

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You have identified as Dr. Warren Large (Level 3). Is this correct?

RP-WL-3: yes

Thank you for signing in. Does the black moon howl?

RP-WL-3: only when waning

Identity confirmed. Withdrawing memetic kill agents.

Signing you in…

Welcome to #site31. You have connected from Office 29-18.

RP-AG-4: Greetings, Dr. Large.

RP-WL-3: Hello to you too, doctor. I’m just pulling up some QuickLook info on a few SCP’s for the archive.

MP-DF-1: lucky. Im stuck over here, pulling in some scip for containment. Its an s, but still. :p

RP-AG-4: Mr. Friend, this is a professional communications system. Please use proper spelling and grammar.

MP-DF-1: sorry, cap, sorry

RP-WL-3: !ql 8218

Berry: SCP-8218 – Replication Spiders. Spiders which possess the ability to reconstitute themselves from trace amounts of removed biological material. Recommended that personnel lock down any area suffering from SCP-8218 infestaaaaaaaaaation.

MP-DF-1: lol. Guess the techs need to work on berry some more

TP-HS-2: Just means more work for me, I suppose, I’ll get rig

TP-HS-2 has disconnected.

MP-DF-1: even the bots tech guys glitched out :/

RP-WL-3: !ql SCP-7421

Berry: SCP-7421 – Terra Cotta Man. Animate statue of Chinese origin. Is proficient in a Variety of MARTIAL art techniques. Has demonstrated a phobia of water. In event of containment breach, it is recommended that the area be flooded to incapacitate SCP-7421.

Access Denied to XX-XX-0

RP-WL-3: !ql SCP-2819

Berry: SCP-2819 - Monocle X. Monocle which causes those wearing it to view all technology as highly aaadvanced. No other anomalies present. (Pending re-classification to anomal0us?)

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MP-DF-1: wtf

RP-AG-4: !memekill XX-XX-0

Connecting to XX-XX-0…

Applying memetic kill age

Security breached…

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PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

RP-WL-3: Did you two get that message too?

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

!pm berry N

PM: Berry: The sin will claw out and bleed from your eyes, desecrator of Christ. Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

RP-AG-4: Yes, I am also receiving them.

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: SCP-3829 has breached containment.

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: SCP-3829 will bring you to the light.

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation, cursed desecrator of all that is holy and of our Lord? Y/N

RP-WL-3: Uh, the door to my office just locked.

RP-AG-4: As did mine.

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: SCP-3829 will bring all sinners to the gate our Lord where they will be thrown into the Pit and burn for all eternity as they have deserved to since the dawn of Man the destroyer and desecrator.

RP-WL-3: !ql SCP-3829

Berry: SCP-3829 – Digital Biblical Entity. Would you like to step forward into the Pit and burn for all eternity as you have deserved to since the day of your birth? Y/N

MP-DF-1: YYYYYYYYYYYY

Berry: Let the nails of Christ rip into and forgive you, wicked sinner.

MP-DF-1 has disconnected.

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: Containment breaches for SCP-2929, SCP-2812, S

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: All will burn before the benevolent gaze of our Lord.

GLOBAL SITE 31 WARNING: You will burn before the benevolent gaze of our Lord.

RP-AG-4: Well, it appears you have a funeral to arrange, Large. Several instances of SCP-2929 have found my office.

RP-AG-4 has disconnected.

[21:32] Logging off.

[03:44] Logging on. Welcome to #site31. You have connected from Office 29-18.

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

[03:47] Logging off.

[71:XX] Logging on. Welcome to #site31. You have connected from Office 29-18.

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

[99:99] Logging off.

[THE:LORD:DOES:NOT:FORGIVE] Logging on. Welcome to #site31. Soon you will burn the flames that you have sparked and scream for mercy from the Lord. No mercy will come, and you will burn for all eternity.

PM: Berry: Would you like to engage in salvation? Y/N

!pm berry y

PM: Berry: May the Lord feast upon your earthly form.

RP-WL-3 has disconnected.