SCPoems - SCP Foundation

Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy

"682"

Big angry lizard

Kind of grumpy, but still fun

Until he eats you

"447"

Delicious slime ball

Leaves one feeling minty fresh

No dead bodies, please

"173"

If you close your eyes

It will break your fucking neck

Try not to blink, son

"261"

Odd vending machine

Every snack a new surprise

Orgasm muffins

"184"

Where did that thing go

The hallway is different now

Twelve rights and a left

"262"

Fashionable coat

Produces arms from within

Gets kind of grabby

"165"

resting wall to wall

beware the hungry sand dune

microscopic bugs

"251"

Pretty land of snow

Swirling in a crystal ball

Giant spider time

"177"

One-player chess game

Black pieces move on their own

And gloat when they win

"125"

Hiker passing by

Finds a dragon in the ice

Looks a little shit

-A Fat Ghost

"297"

It feels pretty good

Just don't touch the last setting

Really, don't do it

"015"

Lots and lots of pipes

Miles and miles of it even

Filled with who knows what

"162"

Scalpels, needles, saws

Scissors, knives and fishing hooks

This will be painful

"291"

Takes people apart

But they're still okay mostly

In bits and pieces

"335"

One hundred and fifty

It's the whole damn internet

On some little disks

"335"/lol version

The whole internet

I just accidentally

Is this dangerous

"WTF"

Oh god, what is that

It's just so fucking freaky

Wat I don't even

-K.P. Crow

"882"

Lots and lots of gears,

Destroys minds and eats metals,

Grind grind grind grind grind

"055"

Um… wait… just a bit

I know I had something here

But… damn, I forgot

-SLR

"973"

Smokey the bad cop

Kills all lawbreakers dead and

Says "runfuckerrun"

"292"

Roses are Red and

Violets are blue… wait, have I

done this allready?

-Edrobot

"1333-J"

Apocalypse man.

Consult a necromancer

or else we're all fucked

"10101-J"

Aw yeah, who's a man

and a half? I'm 12.0 on

the scale of badness!

"914"

Pop it in and close,

Whatever you need improved,

Crank, Clank, Crank, Clank, Ding!

-SnugglyChaos

"248"

Paste me if you want,

I promise I will make it

Better than when new!

-SnugglyChaos

"1463"

Purple fun for all

Can even purple a ball

Brovisr Funtastic!

-SnugglyChaos

"1066"

The pen makes its mark

The student learns instantly

Time marches onwards

"1231"

Computer with folks

Try not to think about them

If you do, they're screwed

"1000"

Old civilized apes

They want to fucking kill us

Should we let them in?

-Reject

"931"

I don't understand.

Did I just write in Haiku?

This bowl is trouble.

"1481"

Sobbing in his cup.

He wishes for more cocaine.

It didn't appear.

"Serpents"

Gears was gone. She wants…

wanted the answers. But now?

Queen to A5. Check.

"Wondertainment"

Crafting joy, madness,

misters, toys, and happiness!

Just while supplies last!

"Dangerous to View"

Anonymous us,

Anomalous we made this,

So, are we cool yet?

"Dear"

Made you a new one.

What's lost is lost, but Eric,

come home, we miss you.

"008"

Dangerous virus,

well, technically a prion,

and it makes zombies.

"2406"

The giant of bronze

Built by MEKHANE, to oppose

The Flesh and Karcists.

"093"

Small rock, many worlds

Glass sees in you, hope They don't

your colour, your hell

"804"

Art piece that hates us

Kept in Alaska, why not?

Don't go near it, please

"649"

Matchbox of winter

This is very fucking cold

How does it work though?

"504"

Bowl of tomatoes

No horribly bad jokes, please

Pelted otherwise

"2053"

Coloured plastic cube

A father longs for his child

Asks, "WHERE IS MY SON".

"012"

Driving you insane

A blood-soaked composition

Music filling graves

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.... --- .--. . / .. - / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ... .--. . .- -.- / -- --- .-. ... .

"3930"

Apophenia

allows us to see patterns

even from nothing.

"1162"

Stick your hand in it.

"Hey! I found my long-lost toy!"

"Huh? Where'd my badge go?"

"426"

I am a toaster.

Anyone who mentions me

uses first-person.

"3663"

Crawling in the pipes

The tunnel monster, that's me

…I didn't want this.

"748"

Through the sobs and screams

Roars a growing Factory

They're back in business

"176"

I dream of living

Longer than seven seconds

Again and again

"Lloyd"

We are infinite

And yet, as the world burns down

I am left alone

"1867"

I'm so conflicted.

How can I, a gentleman,

be a small sea slug?

"2085"

Quintet of cyborgs

Those cyborgs are catgirls too

Wizard says "Fuck you"

"2030"

We just wanna laugh!

Don't you cry, it's just a prank!

I'm going to hell.

"Three Moons Initiative"

In the afterlife

One group wants to save our world

Love, watch, and protect

-

"000"

WHAT…What is screaming?

Is it a witch or a ghost?

But Nobody knows.

"Fine"

Just Five syllables,

Do not exceed six vowels,

SEVEN is coming

-Etinjat

"3774"

A nervous insect

A sad, lonely janitor

The perfect couple

"1471"

An app for lonely people,

A rotting dog like creature,

God damn it Bright not again

"2935"

Place devoid of life

Do not let it enter here

Seal it with concrete

"096"

Don't look at me,

I'm very shy.

If you see my face,

You're going to die.

SCP—J

I'll write this later or something.

"SCP-001"

I don't know my clearance isn't high enough

[REDACTED], [REDACTED]

And some more [REDACTED] stuff

"And The Stars Forever Singing"

Spectrum of dead thought

Through green, pink, blue smoke signals

Five fifths deep below

"To Those Who Make Music"

Sing with me, Makers

Let us form a symphony

Against darkness

"3000"

Ananteshesha

"Whoops, your memories are gone,"

Says the giant eel.

-Bart0nius

“3001”

Scranton is alone,

All he has is a red light.

This one made me cry.

-chronognosis

“3008”

I can’t find the door,

But at least I have meatballs.

The store is now closed.

“4092”

He's your new stepdad!

Your mom's unaware of this.

He won't go away.

”006-J”

A big little bug

Creeping uHOLY SHIT ITS ON MY BACK FUCK FUCK

"1756"

Siskel and Ebert

The best afterlife, they say

They give two thumbs up

"106"

I keep seeing black shit everywhere, it's disgusting.

It's littering I tell you, kids these fucking days…

No god damn appreciation for the environment.

"5000"

Unfolding unseen,

Echoes from depths whisper close, anomaly's grasp,

Unveiling terror's embrace.

–Dr Avenlee

"Administrator"

Silent guardian veils,

Weaving fates through hidden paths, whispers wield power,

Mystery's shrouded overseer.

–Dr Avenlee

"085"

Pencil stroke alive,

Paper realm where she resides,

Bound by drawn confines.

–Dr Avenlee

"105"

Shutter's whispered click,

Worlds within a photo's frame,

Iris weaves through stills.

–Dr Avenlee

"999"

Gooey, playful friend,

Jelly's joyous trend,

Healing touch, no end.

–Dr Avenlee

"963"

Man of many forms

A stranger in the mirror

Body not his own.

–Dr. Bennett