ASSET 'FLORIDA ORANGE' - SCP Foundation

From:
tdmoose@scp.int

To:
miverson@scp.int

Subject:
Need Your Help

Hello,

As much as I hate to request your services, I'm afraid I no longer have a choice.

There is growing distrust of management among the rank and file due to the repeated containment breaches in the past few months, and many are threatening to quit if we don't do something soon. We just cannot afford to hire more security and Task Force units if they will simply end up getting mowed down by whatever monster we have to contain next week.

I need you to make them happy.

Director Tilda D. Moose

Site-19 Director

Secure, Contain, Protect

From:
miverson@scp.int

To:
tdmoose@scp.int

Subject:
RE: Need Your Help

Dearest Director Moose,

As you wish.

Your friend,

Michelle Iverson

Site-19 Fire Suppression Department Head

Secure. Contain. Protect.

ACCESS ASSET 'FLORIDA ORANGE'?

ACCESS GRANTED.

SCP-999

SCP-999-1 following harvest.

Item #: SCP-999

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is to be kept in a hermetically sealed tank with oleophobic material coating the display glass. Said tank is to measure 4 meters in height and 3 meters in width. The top of the tank has been custom-built to compress for harvesting and additionally has a grinder installed at its bottom for collection purposes.

Personnel assigned to SCP-999 harvesting duties are to open the hatch at the bottom of the object's containment tank and collect the fallen chunks (designated SCP-999-1) after the object has been pressed down into the grinder. Soundproof earphones are to be made available to all assigned personnel.

SCP-999-1 pulped.

SCP-999 is to be fed 50,000 calories worth of sweets immediately following harvest in order to recuperate its mass.

Description: SCP-999 is a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing approximately 54 kg. Its surface possesses a thin membrane which prevents the slime within from spilling out while it moves. Touching SCP-999 inflicts a near-instant sensation of euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to the object, and lasts long after separation.

SCP-999-1 refers to harvested SCP-999 offal.

From:
abailey@scp.int

To:
miverson@scp.int

Subject:
We Love It!

Howdy!

We received the first shipment of the Florida package the other day, and I am surprised to say, it's a hit! I don't know how Director Moose knew everyone would love orange cream soda, but I am so glad they did.

Needless to say, keep 'em coming, Mrs. Iverson!

Anders Bailey

Site-19 Culinary Department

Secure, Contain, Protect

From:
miverson@scp.int

To:
rwilliams@scp.int

Subject:
RE: Does 999 feel pain when we juice it?

Dearest Researcher Williams,

I understand your concerns for SCP-999's well being, but I can guarantee that it does not feel a thing as a result of our SCP-999-1 extraction process. If anything, have you noticed how its tank shakes during extraction? That's SCP-999 enjoying the tickles it feels when the machine is running! However, I do recommend you and your team keep their ear protection on while extracting its joy-juice; the sound of heavy machinery can be extremely harmful to one's auditory health!

Your friend,

Michelle Iverson

Site-19 Fire Suppression Department Head

Secure. Contain. Protect.

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