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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Breachmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Breachmas

Hear the sirens roar

Take a look at Site-43, seems a right mess to me

With Del Olmo paste and Giftschreiber waste galore

It's beginning to look a lot like Breachmas

The pipes they all go BOOM

But if you try to break the loop, I promise you that this goop

Will surely seal your doom

For a stable timeline and a casket of wine

Alice and Steve are wishing

For his janitor bro to survive one year mo'

The desire of Douglas Deering

And Sokolsky can't wait to see the breach once again

It's beginning to look a lot like Breachmas

Everywhere you go

A pile of lemons is in the hall, Wettle takes a pratfall

And every year a worsened loop they must follow

It's beginning to look a lot like Breachmas

Soon alarms will blare

And the thing that'll make 'em scream is when Verne pops on that scene

And gives you quite a scare

It's beginning to look a lot like Breachmas

Death in every room

But if you try to fly the coop, the universe may well turn to soup

And surely seal your doom

Sure, it's Breachmas once more~!

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