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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 16:40:02 #05286786

This is terrible anons please help me out here

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>be me

>be 17

>3/10 basement dwelling failure

>have smokin hot 9/10 goth gf totally out of my league

>its going well, been on like three dates

>my dumb-fuck brain comes up with a "unique" plan for a date

>goths usually like ghost shit

>go on parawatch

>lot of crackheads here performing satanic rituals or summoning ghosts

>probs all bullshit

>find a post that sounds simple

aliteralpoopdemon 06/16/2022 (Thurs) 24:01:46 #04410382

Want to summon a demon for shits 'n giggles?

The Correct Design

1. Get some salt. The higher the quality the better the demon.

2. Get candles, any will do.

3. Draw a pentagram with the salt.

4. Light candles at each of the 5 points of the star.

5. Sit at the center of your pentagram.

6. Chant Tawagoto Akuma three times in a row.

It may take a while for the demon to be summoned so dont get your balls in a twist lol

>parents out of town for the weekend

>invite gf to mi casa later that night and I go to walmart and buy shit

>we're sitting in my room on the floor across from each other

>i draw a pentagram on the floor in salt (got that kosher shit, its not cheap)

>im nervous as fuck so im holding my breath

>i light some cheap ass half used candles from bed bath and beyond we have below the sink

>its like 3 am by that point (witching hour aaaa so spooky)

>perform the ritual

>she refuses to chant with me

>…

>find out its cause she finds it legit scary

>megawin.png

>later in the night

>watching netflix

>full on creep out show

>she huddles in my arms

>"Don't worry baby. I'll protect you…" (¬‿¬)

>start to make my move

>i notice im about to blast ass

>uhoh.jpeg

>stand my ground

>the blast doors have given in and the stormtroopers have gone through

>much more than that

>mfw i shit myself

>she notices

>fuckingchristthepain.jpeg

>"Uh… sorry anon, it's getting a bit late. See you Monday at school!"

>sprints out past me

>fast forward to this morning

>dont see her anywhere in the school

>fuck i might have scared her off

>come back home, mom confronts me

>"Anon what the fuck did you do to your carpet?"

>ohshit.jpeg

>realize i let the fucking salt sit the entire weekend

>now there is a big stain on my carpet i cant explain to my family

>mfw gf left the school just because i made an ass of myself

>mfw i realize im a gullible shitbag who trusts people on the internet

what the fuck do i do now

aliteralpoopdemon 06/20/2022 16:55:12 #8711234

get fucked lmao…

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