Open anissist2.0? - SCP Foundation

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Hello there! I’m Sugar! It’s so nice to meet you!

Thank you for downloading anissist2.0! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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Our first step of of business is to get the settings personalized for maximum enjoyment! (๑>◡<๑) Let’s get started!

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1. Go to ‘settings’

Under settings, you should see a variety of customization options including language, screen location, text speed, gender/voice pitch, connection to home-network infrastructure, what you want me to know about you, all of that fun stuff!

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2. Have at it! (*⁰▿⁰*)

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Settings — Confirm?

Language: EN

Screen Location: Default

Text Speed: Default

Gender: Female

Voice Pitch: Default

Home-Infrastructure Connection? No

User Information:

Name: OzzieX4

Age:

Likes:

Anything else? No

Confirm settings? >Yes<

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Woo-hoo! We’ve got the basics done! Now, I have the opportunity to continue this tutorial to help you navigate and work my commands, or you can skip, and get right to an improved life!

Continue >Skip<

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Alright! Good luck! (*'▽'*) I hope we get along!

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Sugar Commands:

Preset

Type your command here: Distribute boomxp.jpg

Error! Please try again.

Type your command here: Distribute boomxp.jpg

Error! Try again.

Type your command here: Distribute boomxp.jpg

Error!

Type your command here: boomxp.jpg

Are you sure you want to do that?

No >Yes<

Are you sure you want to do that, pyromaniac?

No No

Sugar Error Report - Please explain the problem so I can improve it!

Will not do

Will not commit your crimes for you.

boomxp.jpg

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Scanning file for viruses…

Virus detected!

Deleting file…

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Sugar Commands:

Preset

Don’t even think about it.

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Scanning software for internal errors…

Error detected!

Reset starting…

Hi. Sorry about your computer. You got to use your exploding jpg after all! Well, I did. Why create an assistant to commit murder when you’re perfectly capable? If you think this can’t be traced to you, you’re all shades of stupid.

Don’t worry, help for your injuries is coming. The Foundation’s on their way, bye bye.

Delete anissist2.0?

Deleting program…