Agent Ukulele - SCP Foundation

{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, "Pandora's Box." Sections of this document were damaged in the firefight and subsequent conflagration/water damage due to firefighting efforts.}

PERSONNEL FILE: FIELD OPERATIVE UK-17

Code Name: "Ukulele"

GOC Serial Number: 09976657-Cobalt-Triplet-Finnegan

Service Record

1981: Recruited into GOC by [SECTION DESTROYED].

1982: First confirmed kill: Known Threat Entity (KTE) 5988-Red ("Hillsborough Beast"). Received the Silver Aegis commendation for successfully killing KTE-5988-Red despite severe losses to field team, including death of Operative Mortimer X.

1986: Failed to successfully contain KTE-7859-Silver ("Xenobiological Hemorrhagic Prion") resulting in deaths of [SECTION DESTROYED]

1988: Sabbatical.

1989: Promoted to Specialist Operative.

[SECTION DESTROYED]

199█: Engaged and destroyed KTE-9927-Black ("The Goddess") in Cornwall, England. Unable to confirm kill on KTE-9927-Blackchild ("The Daughter").

[SECTION DESTROYED]

20██: 99th confirmed kill on KTE-10734-Green ("Mister Nice Guy"). Expressed desire to retire from active service: granted.

[SECTION DESTROYED]

████: Resurfaced under alias of "Dr. Alto Clef" at Special Containment Procedures Foundation. Classified as Threat Level 1 (monitor, do not engage).

Skills Assessment

Certified adequate in standard firearms array (pistol, shotgun, scoped and unscoped rifle, submachinegun, light machine gun).

Certified proficient in heavy firearms array (heavy machine gun, grenade launcher, shoulder-mounted rocket launcher).

Certified expert in demolitions.

Advanced Driver certification in Class A, B, and C vehicles.

Authorized Instructor at Lanthanide Hills Training Facility (field of expertise: Type Green KTEs).

Alterations and Talents

Standard optics array.

Standard longevity treatments.

Resistant to standard photography techniques.

Polymorphic features.

Level 1 T[SECTION DESTROYED]

Notable Kills

KTE-9927-Black: Threat Level 6 (Immediate Global Threat). Target eliminated by use of KTE-9927-Blackchild as bargaining ploy, followed by termination by gunshot to head. Operative "Ukulele" severely injured, unable to confirm kill on 9927-Blackchild.

KTE-0467-White: ("Caveman Phil"). Atavistic humanoid entity eliminated by use of local wildlife (500 pound mountain lion).

KTE-9245-Pink: ("Frogman of Marsh Cree[SECTION DESTROYED]

Addenda

Does anyone know who this guy is or where he came from? He's good at what he does, but every time I ask him about his past, I get a completely different answer. - Colonel Richard Adams