History - SCP Foundation

There once was a D-Class from Matlock,

Whose dick was too big for his sock,

So he rolled up his sheet,

All nice and neat,

And proceeded to play with his cock.

I love you Susan.

I love you Susan.

I love you Susan.

I love you Susan.

FUCK THE FOUNDATION!

Bunkhouse Rules:

1 – Don’t hurt each other.

2 – Don’t steal from each other.

3 – Have each other’s backs.

Dear Graham,

You are a perfect cornflower in a rocky desert.

Please be mine. – K.

Safe Skip List:

SCP-832

SCP-1930

SCP-1187 (Cool!)

SCP-2533

SCP-1379

SCP-1123 (NOT cool)

Happy 1st Birthday Connor!

2nd

3rd

To whom it may concern:

Please stop masturbating in this corner.

My bunk is just over there →

and I am tired of cleaning up your mess.

Use the fucking bathroom like a civilised human being.

PRICE LIST:

Mixed Fruit “Wine” – 1 candy bar

I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Brandy – 3 candy bars 2 candy bars

Actual Factual Beer – 2 candy bars

Fuggz woz ere

Party 2-nite!!

02/04/16 09/05/16 21/07/16 12/08/16

Free beer!

MUSIC!!

Don't forget me.

D35725 raped one of our bunkmates.

He is no longer one of us.

Kevin,

You made this place bearable.

I will miss you always. – G.

Like the autumn leaves

every one must fall in time

but not all today

- Graffiti written on the wall of D-Class Barracks No. 13 (Male), Site-19. Painted over in preparation for new D-Class intake, 10th September 2016.