Scarlett's Letters - SCP Foundation

SCiPNET LOGIN

name

affiliation

Login

Login

Logout

09/09/████

Today I discovered a new anomaly.

The Jealousy of man.

Hear me out, it's not ordinary.

People get jealous, and it ruins them. It causes them to spend every waking second they have attempting to ruin another person's life and take what they have. Jealousy is a memetic phenomenon, and it's destroying all of us.

One

By

One.

09/10/████

I've discovered another anomaly.

Nighttime isn't normal. Nighttime strips us of our energy. Nighttime causes us to go to sleep

No this isn't normal everyone thinks it is.

But they don't see it.

We're meant to be meant to be awake, spending 24 hours showing the world what we can do.

But then

This motherfucking sleep comes along and strips it away

It's not normal

09/11/████

Why do some people not understand that I am very smart

aa

09/12/████

SCP-001 is the nighttime

because it shouldn't exist

but it does

09/13/████

I've discovered another anomaly

A memetic phenomenon that makes people run out of ideas

It sucks away their creativity

09/14/████

you know, I should start writing these on the database

09/15/████

Item #: SCP-0000

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 cannot be contained.

Description: SCP-0000 is the jealousy of man. SCP-0000 has affected an estimate of 78% of the population. The origin of SCP-0000 is unknown, but it has been discovered that SCP-0000 can be provoked by intense emotion.

SCP-0000 was initially believed to be an ordinary human emotion. On 09/09/████, while investigating an unrelated call, Agent Scarlett witnessed a child kick the ground and explode. It is assumed that she was jealous of another child's toy.

I think that sounds good

09/16/████

I've discovered another anomaly

fucking elizabeth wilbert

she's anomalously a bitch

09/17/████

I posted another anomaly to the database today

take that one down too

elizabeth

09/18/████

that was not a challenge

09/21/████

took a break from writing

I have another anomaly

09/23/████

okay posted new anomaly

09/25/████

elizabeth said she banned me from accessing the database

but I can still access it

fuuuuuuuuuuk you

09/29/████

A single shining star

Crashing to the ground

It’s all because of you

Bottom text

The moon is in the sky

The moon is shining bright

Everyone likes the moon

I’ve never liked the moon

SCP-0000

Object Class: Blank

SCP-0000 is human jealousy

It plagues everyone on this earth

The moon is full

The moon is shining in my face

The moon blinds my eyes

I want to blow up the moon

You can’t shine sun

I’m the fucking moon

And I ultimately steal your spotlight

Fuck you

Fuck the stars

Fuck the moon

Fuck the night

Bottom text

SCP-0000 is why people don’t like me

SCP-0000 is why the moon blinds me

The moon is jealous of me

The moon silences me

I will not be silenced

I will shine in the day

I will show the world my discoveries

Fuck off moon

My name is Epon Scarlett

Agent Epon Scarlett

Ignore otherwise

Bottom text

10/01/████

Item #: SCP-0000

Object Class: Tragic

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-0000 is the fact that many people don’t understand Agent Scarlett. He discovers amazing new anomalies only to be shot down. The only explanation is an anomaly. SCP-0000 is a memetic phenomenon convincing people that all of Agent Scarlett’s discoveries are fake when they are, in fact, real.

10/05/████

today I show them scp-0000

10/06/████

0000 is like 001

but better

because I made it and it's real

10/15/████

Item #: SCP-FUCK

Object Class: Sike

Special Containment Procedures: It is sadly not possible.

Description: SCP-FUCK is the fact that everyone is fucking stupid

Agent Scarlett’s discoveries are very real

Addendum: haaaaahaa

Fuck the night

that ones going on the database tonight boys

10/27/████

lol they think im anomalous

10/28/████

im just better than them

11/05/████

I hate all of you

11/06/████

im gonna give them something to be jealous of if they love being jealous of me

11/10/████

fuuuuuuuuk u elizabeth my stuffs real

Additional Notes

By Prof. Elizabeth Wilbert

The logs seen above were written by POI-44008 (previously Dr. Epon Scarlett). POI-44008 is a reality altering entity (class undetermined), and is immune to amnestics and memetic hazards. Its location is currently unknown. Any information/updates regarding POI-44008 are to be reported to Prof. Wilbert as quickly as possible.

POI-44008 was scheduled for demotion due to reckless behavior. After demotion along with removal from the Foundation at a later date, it still had access to Foundation files. The Foundation was alerted, and investigation is ongoing.

fuuuuuuuuuuk u:)

— Agent Epon Scarlett