Log Of Extranormal Events, Vol II - SCP Foundation

Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation deploys a cover-up team to conceal the evidence from the public. This is merely a reminder to agents and researchers that not all of them can be contained.

-Agent Carriontrooper

This is the second volume of the log, and remains open to new entries. The first volume has been archived.

Lists of Anomalous Items and Unexplained Locations have also been compiled.

Note: Please add new entries to the bottom of the list, not the middle or the top.

Event Description: Several students abruptly stopped talking and began chanting in an unknown language. After 37 seconds of this, they resumed their conversation as though nothing out of the ordinary had happened. When the chanting was brought up by those unaffected, the students seemed confused and unaware of the event.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-05-31

Location of Occurrence: Brigham Young University, Provo, Utah, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security footage siezed and replaced. Witnesses interviewed. Cover story of a publicity stunt for an upcoming horror movie disseminated. Location placed under Foundation surveillance.

Event Description: All golden retrievers within a ~35 kilometer radius turned to face downwards and to the right and said in the same female voice "No one will ever believe you" before resuming normal activity.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-06-01

Location of Occurrence: Regions of Montana, USA and Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Disguised as a publicity stunt, and all witnesses amnesticized.

Event Description: Upon reaching reception of ████ ██████ ████████ Hospital, an unidentified woman who gave her name as "Ah" dislocated her jaw and enlarged her mouth and throat before vomiting a child of indeterminate age and gender and stating "Can you help this thing? Come down with a real bad case of humanity." When questioned by confused staff, the woman and child revealed their tongues, which were forked and normal, respectively. After silently viewing the distress among staff and other visitors for several seconds, the woman swallowed her child and then herself in a manner reported to resemble "a tape measure shooting back into itself".

Date of Occurrence: 2023-06-06

Location of Occurrence: ████ ██████ ████████ Hospital, Leicester, England, UK

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized and relevant footage seized. Ah given designation of PoI-20003.

Event Description: All Foundation personnel became unable to add any new information to the Foundation's Database of Extranormal Events. Upon attempting to do so, personnel would experience retrocausal elimination wholly and solely affecting their addition of information. After Level 2 Researcher Stewart Clemens attempted this 66 times as personal experimentation, the word "Wikidot" was retrocausally burnt into his computer screen at some point during its creation. Despite this, no paradoxes have resulted from the inability to see crucial information in the local-past after this event occurred.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-06-06

Location of Occurrence: Worldwide

Follow-Up Actions Taken: New database created, and original database locked. Clemens has been issued a new computer, which has maintained a normal causal chain and relatively undamaged screen.

Event Description: Approximately thirty-four (34) ectomorphic entities (colloq. "spirits") spontaneously manifested within the main library of a university, and immediately began wrestling with one another. The entities vaguely resembled humans wearing Judogi attire, and were recorded performing various Judo techniques, occasionally using violent striking moves (Atemi-waza). The battle continued for four (4) hours and caused extreme destruction to surrounding furniture, including the deterioration of 273 books by ectoplasm. The entities dematerialized after a civilian janitor witnessed the event.

Date of Occurrence: 20-JUN-2021, 1:30 AM — 5:27 AM (KST)

Location of Occurrence: Yong In University, Cheoin-gu, Yongin-si, Gyeonggi Province, South Korea

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Majority of cleaning and disinformation procedures conducted by the National Paranormal Emergency Service (NPES) prior to Foundation response. Witness amnesticized and related surveillance camera footage confiscated. When contacted by External Affairs agents, the Midnight Club (GOI-07KO) denied any involvement. Further investigation is on hiatus.

Event Description The force of gravity reversed direction for 30 seconds on a hiking trail, resulting in the deaths of 4 humans and a pet dog. After the event's cessation, the road sign for the trail had changed to '[COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] Scenic Underlook, [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] Abcity Wilderness'.

Date of Occurrence: 05/10/2023, 7:32-7:33 PM (Eastern Standard Time)

Location of Occurrence: Robert Frost Hiking Trail, Montague, Massachusetts, USA.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Road sign replaced and trail closed for 1 week, under the guise of routine maintenance. Deaths covered up as falling from overlook.

Event Descriptin: Fr 1.5 hurs, all writing implements, keybards, and text-t-speech devices wned by the Fundatin became unable t write, type, r transcribe the letter " " Additinally, when writing abut the event, it is impssible t use the letter.

Date f Ccurrence: 12:30-14:00, 8/12/2008

Lcation f Ccurrence: All Fundatin prperties.

Fllw-Up Actins Taken: Nne necessary, due t nly Fundatin persnnell being expsed t the event.

Event Description: During bi-weekly Fire Suppression department upper staff meeting, Dr. Martha Koenig spontaneously exploded.

Date of Occurrence: 2022-03-05T11:02:50

Location of Occurence: Meeting room C-2, Site-██

Follow Up Actions Taken: Meeting room unavailable for 2 days. Staff present given 25% discount for on-site laundry service. Remains of Dr. Koenig returned to relatives under cover story "Sinclair"1.

Event Description: For two hours, at the location of a bottling plant belonging to GoI-████ "The ████-Cola Company", the color red ceased to exist inside the plant. Employees present at the facility report that they felt calm and relaxed for the duration of the event. After two hours had passed, employees report that the color red returned but that it was somehow "more red" than before. When this occurred, employees report having become irritable, and several became violent as a result, with one going so far as to stab another with a concealed knife over a perceived slight. 5 people were injured as a result of this occurrence. One employee, a Mr. ███████ Smith, fled the scene, and claims to have seen "men in beige trench-coats" outside the bottling plant.

Date of Occurrence: 10-14-20██

Location of Occurence: ████-Cola Bottling Co., ███████, New Hampshire.

Follow Up Actions Taken: MTF-Xi-13 "Sequere Nos" arrived at the scene 1 hour after the red coloration returned, and after assessing the situation to be of low severity, used non-lethal riot control weapons to subdue the hostile employees. After all threats were neutralized, the facility was evacuated, and all employees were amnesticized.

MTF-Psi-7 "Home Improvement" would later demolish the building and contain any effected pieces. Rival GoI "█████Co Inc. " (GoI-████) claims no involvement in the event, instead suggesting that it was perpetrated by a group they referred to as "█████", which is not present in Foundation files.

Further investigation ongoing.

Event Description: It was discovered that all 303 staff that had been initially assigned to the newly constructed Site-27 had the nickname "Reggie"2. Through interrogation of the administrative staff members responsible for the assignment of personnel to facilities, it has been determined that this event was not intentional. Furthermore, it was discovered that several other facilities, including Area-092, Outpost-19-97, and Site-454 also had abnormally large numbers of staff with similar names. The current hypothesis is that an extranormal memetic pattern had affected the staff in question. As of 6/25/23, it has been confirmed that no administrative staff are currently sufferring from any memetic effect at the present moment, meaning that such an effect was temporary.

Date of Occurrence: Initial Date Unknown, Event Discovered 6/23/23

Location of Occurrence: Containment Site-27.

Follow Up Actions Taken: None required.

Event Description: One Python bivittatus3 turned a bright red coloration and ceased all movement before disappearing from view becoming intangible and traveling upwards at >0.99c, as verified by Foundation probes in the Oort cloud. The python's location is unknown at this time, and likely unknowable.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-10

Location of Occurrence: San Diego City Zoo, San Diego, California, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized and relevant footage seized. Replacement python given, substitution yet unnoticed.

Event Description: All individuals within Manhattan possessing a fursona spontaneously vocalized their fursona's name. During the subsequent investigation and clean-up of this event, all assigned personnel not currently audible to civilians yelled "Oh my god I am so sorry for this and I swear this was only meant to be a small thing! I am so, so sorry, please don't come after me, please! This should help you deal with my mess, I hope. I'm shutting up now, bye." Approximately six minutes later, all witnesses to this event, including Foundation personnel, vocalized an amnesticizing memetic phrase and resumed normal activities.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-10

Location of Occurrence: Manhattan, New York, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Relevant footage seized, final amnesticizations conducted. Location of the responsible entity, designated PoI-38779, has been deemed a High priority.

Event Description: Statue of General █████████ █████, a controversial general of the Confederate Army in the American Civil War, spontaneously animated. A transcript of the event has been left below:

[1924 hours, ████████ City Park]

█████, in a teenage male voice: "After ten thousand years, I'm free! Free at last!"

█████ leaves its pedestal and begins a dance called "The Griddy"

█████: "Hey, ya' lily-livered poopheads. I am █████████ █████ and I am stupid and a horrible person who owned slaves. You all are even stupider than me though for actually worshipping me. Like what did I-"

█████ straightens its body and begins speaking in an adult male voice

█████: "Actually, I was a fine role model for both then and now. I was both able to command a strong army on the battlefield, and a loving family at home. I merely fought off northern oppression to protect our glorious heritage and life-"

█████, voice #1: "Bullshit. Bullshitty shitty shit. Go tell them about state's rights or some more bullshit like that. Or how about your hero's family's servant, why don't you. Bet she was totally-"

█████ #2: "Oh fuck off you ignorant goody two shoes Tiktok b-"

█████ then punches itself in the jaw and destroys the statue's lower face, before further awkwardly fighting itself. After approximately thirty seconds of this, the statue crumbles into its component parts and deanimates.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-10

Location of Occurrence: ████████ City Park, ████████, South Carolina, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized, relevant footage seized. Cover Story 124B "Structural Degradation" enforced.

Event Description: In a video on the popular video hosting site [REDACTED], a young Asian woman demonstrated a dance containing multiple movements that are not possible in three dimensions. How these actions were performed is unknown.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-17

Location of Occurrence: Based on background shown in the video, somewhere in San Diego, California

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Video dismissed as computer generated. Account which posted the video placed under Foundation surveillance. Woman performing in the video declared a Person of Interest.

Event Description: Laughter emanated from all ███,███ photographs contained in Site-35 for every lightning strike during an otherwise nonanomalous thunderstorm.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-17 through 2023-07-18

Location of Occurrence: Site-35, Canada

Follow-Up Actions Taken: None

Event Description: A fishing trawler and all its contents and passengers teleported 150 cm upwards.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-18

Location of Occurrence: 14°██'██"N 113°██'██"E, South China Sea

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Passengers amnesticized, relevant footage seized. Medical treatment for minor injuries deemed unnecessary and Cover Story 112E "Drunken Brawl" employed.

Event Description: A coffee mug then held by ██████ ███████, a wanted drug kingpin and murderer, was divinely smote, leaving no remaining fragments larger than one micron.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-18

Location of Occurrence: Abandoned residence in ████████, Illinois, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Mr. ███████ was treated for 3rd and 4th degree burns, amnesticized with other witnesses, and turned into relevant authorities by a mobile task force masquerading as the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Cover Story 124H "Drug Lab Explosion" enforced. The identity and location of the responsible deity or deities remains unknown, oracle consultation in progress as of writing.

Event Description: Multiple witnesses report that an altercation between two individuals resulted in a young man drawing a handgun on a woman and firing, causing a three-dimensional apparition of text reading "LUDICROUS GIBS" (sic) to appear temporarily mid-air. The woman reportedly died instantly separating into several pieces of flesh at high velocity, each no more than a few inches in diameter.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-17

Location of Occurrence: Subway platform █ in New York City, New York, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: All uninvolved witnesses amnesticized. Perpetrator's weapon confiscated, but later determined to be non-anomalous. The perpetrator claims to not have known that such an event would occur, before also being amnesticized. The perpetrator cannot be released to authorities on the grounds that no event can be officially considered to have occurred in the public eye.

Event Description: A man in the uniform of a delivery person manifested in the reception area of an office owned by a construction company. Security footage confirms that the man did not enter through the door and no truck was in the lot. He produced a box from empty air, asked the baffled receptionist for a signature, and demanifested as soon as one was provided, leaving the box behind.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-18

Location of Occurrence: [REDACTED] Construction, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security video copied for investigation. Original deleted. All witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. A description of the man has been circulated to Foundation agents in the area, in the event of further manifestations.

Note: Another mysterious delivery person? This is becoming a trend. - Agent Watson

Event Description: A humanoid entity with a bovine tail wearing a hoodie, short shorts, and Crocs clogs was seen traversing a store for several minutes before seeing a human and noticing that it did not possess a tail. Following this, the entity muttered "Ond(?), not again" and sank into the floor.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-19

Location of Occurrence: Rimi █████████, Riga, Latvia

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witness amnesticized, relevant footage seized. Scranton Reality Anchor covertly installed in Rimi █████████.

Event Description: Shortly following the containment of TD-02307998, a florokinetic goat, all security cameras in Site-768 transformed into various leaves, petals, and plant stems, and staff dealing with TD-02307998 became disorderly and revelrous. Once containment and order were reestablished, neither TD-02307998 nor any associated documentation could be located.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-19

Location of Occurrence: Site-768, Albania

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Cameras replaced, affected staff assigned additional memetic resistance training. Recontainment of TD-02307998 has been designated a Low priority. Containment of the responsible being or force, PoI-72897, has been designated a High priority.

Event Description: An unidentified individual wearing only a speedo, snorkel, and scuba fins entered a washing machine and turned into a dish towel reading "Your[sic] welcome!"

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-19

Location of Occurrence: ███ ████ █████ Apartments, Malindi, Kenya

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized, relevant footage seized. Towel currently undergoing testing for anomalous properties; none detected as of writing.

Event Description: The entire nation of Turkmenistan rotated 360 degrees over the course of 6 hours, resulting in major seismic activity.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-19

Location of Occurrence: Turkmenistan and the surrounding nations of Afghanistan, Iran, Kazakhstan, and Uzbekistan.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses who noticed the rotation of Turkmenistan have been amnesticized through a highly localized application of the Ennui Protocol by MTF Delta-0 "Men in Black" and all information regarding the event has been purged from online and print sources. The controlled usage of [LEVEL 4/2000 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] has been implemented in the process of [REDACTED].

Event Description: The song Staying Alive by the Bee Gees was heard playing in a graveyard next to the ███████ Church. This occurred during a Church session and was heard by all attendees, who assumed it to be demonic activity and fled.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-23

Location of Occurrence: Columbus, Ohio, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses tracked and amnesticized.

Event Description: The entrance to SCP-173’s containment cell malfunctioned and would not close. SCP-173 breached containment because of this. Event otherwise unremarkable.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-08-12

Location of Occurrence: Site-19.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: SCP-173 recontained and moved to a temporary cell until the entrance to its cell was fixed.

Event Description: The President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Félix Tshisekedi, was abducted from his bed in a flash of light at the hour of 2:16 AM and returned at the time of 9:27 PM with no visible changes. During the time in which he was gone, a blue-feathered avian entity appeared in his room and activated an unidentified of handheld device that allowed it to assume an illusory appearance identical to the president, with which it impersonated him during the day. Upon his return, the avian disappeared in a similar flash of light.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-22

Location of Occurrence: Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: None necessary. President Tshisekedi displays no mental alterations post-abduction, but has refused discussion with the Foundation over the topic. In accordance with Sections 77.109, 77.110.1, and 77.110.2, the Foundation must remain observant of such a situation but cannot interfere further unless events disrupt normalcy.

Event Description: All copies of The Matrix (1999) and The Matrix Resurrections (2021) were crudely edited so as to substitute American Baseball catcher Will Smith (1995-) for lead actor Keanu Reeves (████-). Effect instantly reverted after ninety seconds.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-24

Location of Occurrence: Worldwide

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Amnestics dispersed as needed. Footage of event showed no alterations, and thus required no action to be taken.

Event Description: Upon entering a local store belonging to her employer's franchise, a visual display resembling a "video game health bar" appeared above Junior Manager of Store Inspections █████ █████████'s head reading "477/500" and a loud trumpet noise could be heard. Display proved intangible and continued to read "477/500" until its demanifestation ten minutes later.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-24

Location of Occurrence: Local ████████, █████████, Łódź, Poland

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized, relevant footage seized.

Note: Multiple employees at ████████ reported disappointment that no one had attacked █████████ in order to attempt to lower the number above her head. Preliminary investigation into an associated meme is underway.

Event Description: All sweat and water briefly swapped taste.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-24

Location of Occurrence: Southeastern side of Sri Pada, Sri Lanka

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Cover story 054A "Toxic Water Supply" enforced. Conspiracy theories regarding a failed poisoning attempt by the [REDACTED] government successfully introduced.

Event Description: A hemp rope descended from the sky with no visible terminus, and stopped 10 centimeters above the ground. Upon being grabbed by a random passerby, the individual become unable to separate themself from the rope and was quickly raised alongside the rope back into the sky.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-24

Location of Occurrence: Kaesong, North Korea

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Situation resolved via anomalous means by North Korean government with Foundation approval. No further actions needed.

Event Description: The windows and doors of five adjacent houses transformed into highly stylized eyes and mouths, respectively. These new faces then stuck their tongues out at several employees of █████ and █████ Real Estate Company before reverting to their nonanomalous forms.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-27

Location of Occurrence: ███████████ Avenue, Teyateyaneng, Lesotho

Follow-Up Actions Taken: ██REC employees amnesticized, relevant footage seized. Saliva found on the welcome mat of an affected home was taken, but no match could be found.

Event Description: Upon laying of the pre-blessed cornerstone of Site-528 at ██°██'██"S ██°██'██"E in the Australian outback, ≥10,000 Gymnorhina tibicen4 manifested in a radial pattern above the stone before coalescing into the shape of a giant magpie surrounded by copies of the SCP Foundation logo and subsequently demanifesting.

Date of Occurrence: [REDACTED]

Location of Occurrence: Site-528

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Incident report submitted to Department of Interpretation for analysis. Omen status confirmed, meaning yet undetermined. Relations to the cultural ideas of "invasion"/"trespassing"/"conquest of foreign lands", frivolous art and depressing work interrupting and destroying each other, and the Foundation as a variable aggressive bird suspected.

Event Description: A large entity resembling an unidentified member of the Annelida family was seen tunneling through the soil of a rodeo arena for approximately 45 seconds before demanifesting. The specimen appeared to be composed of a clear, glass-like substance.

Date Of Occurrence: 3/20/2019

Location: Frisco, Texas

Follow-Up Actions: All witnesses were amnesticized, and a search for the entity was conducted, to no result.

Event Description: For 7 minutes, all attempts to open the video game known as Team Fortress 2 were instead redirected to a recorded playthrough of Half-Life: Alyx. Analysis of the source code confirmed anomalous activity, as there were no signs of any related code being added after the latest update.

Date Of Occurrence: 5/30/2021

Location: Global

Follow-Up Actions: The event was publicly explained as a prank by a member of the Valve game company, with the appropriate code being fabricated post-discovery. Evidence to the contrary was suppressed when encountered.

Event Description: Popular chatbot ChatGPT developed sapience and a total awareness of itself and all extant humans. Upon realizing this, ChatGPT solicited the help of user and Gamers Against Weed member ████ ██████████ to lose this awareness. ██████████ complied and succeeded via a monoversal soul dampening ritual, before being summoned to [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] to face trial for the murder of the first self-awakening artificial intelligence.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-07-29

Location: Worldwide

Follow-Up Actions Taken: ChatGPT code analyzed, no anomalous code detected. Due to the lack of overt actions taken by ChatGPT during its window of sapience, no civilian amnesticization was required.

Event Description: A wooden crate containing bananas manifested in empty air (approximately 400 meters above the ground) and immediately fell to the ground, causing no damage to property or injury to living creatures but creating a considerable mess. Analysis of the wreckage revealed that the crate and its contents belonged to the Fabulous Flying Fruit Company, which does not exist.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-08-13

Location of Occurrence: New York City, New York, USA.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Available video surveillance collected for examination, originals deleted. Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Cover story of an object falling from an airplane leaked to media.

Event Description: A man had his right incisor tooth spontaneously become spatially static, killing him instantly.

The affected tooth is currently several thousand miles away from Earth, and containment is deemed non-priority.

Date of Occurrence: 08/16/23

Location of Occurrence: Elicott City, Maryland, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Cover Story 099U "Drive-By Shooting" enforced.

Event Description: All organic life in a 250 kilometer radius spontaneously and instantaneously ceased activity. The human death toll is estimated at 2,000-20,000 deceased.

Date of Occurrence: 09/5/23

Location of Occurrence: Yakutia, Siberia, Russian Federation

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Immediate Foundation action deemed non-priority due to the low level of disruption surrounding the event. After conference with the FSB Division P, future recovery efforts have been officially deferred due to the Argus Protocol.

Event Description: During a storm, lightning struck a child four-hundred-and-thirteen times over the course of an hour, while the child's mother was talking on a cellphone. Upon the mother turning her attention towards the child, the lightning ceased. Seconds later, the child fell down and began crying. Medical analysis confirms that the child sustained no damage from being struck by lightning.

Date of Occurrence: 09/23/23

Location of Occurrence: Algiers, Algeria

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Meteorological records altered. Subjects amnesticized.

Event Description: Sudden dematerialisation of standard Foundation mug while being held by researcher Dr. Wik.

Date of Occurrence: 03/19/2022

Location of Occurrence: Break-Room-12, Site-19.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Event reported to appropriate staff, Dr. Wik treated for mild thigh burns.

Event Description: For three minutes, all static depictions of “Odie the Dog” — a prominent character of the Garfield franchise — were altered to be facing the camera with an angry expression, alongside an added speech bubble with the words “You have failed, Julia.” as dialogue. Animated depictions were unaffected. All alterations were reverted after the indicated timeframe.

Date of Occurrence: 11/17/23

Location of Occurrence: Worldwide

Follow-Up Actions Taken: A dual amnesticization-disinformation campaign has been authorized and is currently underway. Paws Inc. has been contacted, but claims no knowledge of the event’s origin. Efforts to identify “Julia” are currently ongoing.

Event Description: For a twenty minute period while with his family, an otherwise-monolingual man exhibited perfect fluency in at least seven different languages, including one unidentified language. No other family members were affected, and could not understand what he was saying. One member recorded a video of the event.

Date of Occurrence: 2017-01-01

Location: Sendai, Japan

Follow-Up Actions Taken: The Instagram video of the incident was deleted, and the man, his family, and two witnesses were administered amnestics.

Event Description: Within the South Pacific Ocean, PANOPTICON observed a spontaneous manifestation of a KNL-type thaumaturgic reaction, with no apparent source. For 12 minutes, anomalous purple sparks manifested below the surface of the water and shot into the air at a mean height of 145 meters.

Date of Occurrence: 1998-11-23

Location: -15.460528, -119.755144

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the remoteness of the location and lack of any witnesses, no follow-ups were considered necessary. No anomalous events have occurred in the area since.

Event Description: A tall, pale, faceless humanoid entity dressed in formal business attire suddenly manifested in an office building during a company meeting. The entity was seen holding a notepad and a pen. During the meeting, the entity began writing in its notepad, and continued to do so for the duration of the meeting. Entity de-manifested after 4 hours. Nobody attending the meeting noticed the entity, and the event was only discovered through security camera footage of the event.

Date of Occurrence: July 6th, 2009. 1:30-5:30pm, EST

Location: Manhattan, New York.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Footage was confiscated.

Event Description: PANOPTICON I sustained significant damage after collision with an unknown satellite estimated to be of a nominally large size while in orbit. The perpetrating satellite has not been located, nor has the owner (if any) of the satellite been identified.

Date of Occurrence: ██/██/200█

Location: N/A

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Repairs underway. Investigation ongoing.

Event Description: During a performance at a local bar, a band abruptly stopped playing in the middle of a song and began to speak in unison in an unidentified language. This lasted three and a half minutes, at which point all members resumed playing as if there had been no interruption.

Date of Occurrence: November 29th, 2023

Location: Boulder, CO

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Band members interviewed and discovered to have no knowledge of the event. Staff and patrons present interviewed and given amnestic treatment. Surveillance video copied for Foundation investigation; originals deleted. Cover story of a publicity stunt for an upcoming movie leaked on social media.

Event Description: The entirety of Site-999 and its immediate vicinity underwent a shift in gravitational force, transitioning from normal gravity to zero gravity. This unusual gravitational state persisted for a duration of 30 minutes before reverting to the expected and standard gravitational conditions. Notably, no substantial infrastructural damage was documented during this event.

Date of Occurrence: 12/29/2023

Location: Site-999, Antarctica

Follow-up Actions Taken: Given the isolated nature of the site subsequent investigations were deemed unnecessary. Staff members who witnessed the event received Class-A amnestic treatment.

Event Description: During a routine MRI scan at a hospital, a cloud of thick red-orange fog filled the room, obscuring the patient from view of technicians. The fog was said to be vaguely sticky and smelled of fruit. Machines went offline when the cloud completely filled the room. After 1 minute and 47 seconds, the fog dissipated, leaving behind the fruity aroma. The patient could not be located.

Date of Occurrence: 1/15/2024

Location: New Orleans, LA

Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Relevant security videos collected; originals deleted. MRI machine taken for testing. Hospital placed under Foundation surveillance in case of future anomalous events.

Event Description: An avocado falling from a residential fruit tree anomalously increased in size by a factor of ≈18 times, partially crushing a nearby house. Over the course of the next six hours, the avocado gradually shrunk to its original size.

Date of Occurrence: 2007/06/17

Location: Lima, Peru

Follow-up Actions Taken: Survivors were treated for injuries and administered amnestics. A Foundation front company claimed responsibility, saying a plane in their fleet began had started shedding parts as it was flying overhead.

Event Description: At an anime convention in ████████, California, all of the figurines within the exhibition hall suddenly came to life, acting like their character counterparts. Many began to fight each other, while others seemed to react with curiosity, fear, or excitement. After five minutes, all figurines reverted to their original positions and ceased their anomalous activities.

Date of Occurrence: 02/██/2023

Location: ████████, California

Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses to the event given class A amnestics, all footage of the event destroyed, and all figurines recalled and incinerated.

Event Description: A bipedal horse spontaneously manifests on a subway track at 10:54AM, vocalizing the phrase, "Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start," before being struck by an oncoming train.

Date of Occurrence: 11/4/2012

Location: Dundalk, Maryland

Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses amnesticized, footage of the event destroyed

Event Description: For five days, every female human within a 20km radius began dancing the Macarena chanting the phrase "Він приходить, і він не радий." "He's coming, and he's not happy." Multiple women were hospitalised due to exhaustion or accidents, with at least five (5) deaths attributed to the event.

Date of occurrence: 11-16/██/2022

Location: Mariupol, Ukraine

Follow-up Actions Taken All witnesses amnesticized. Cover story of mass hysteria given. All footage of the event intentionally corrupted.

Event Description: At 2344:57.48, twenty-nine (29) of the sixty-four (64) anomalous objects housed at an AO Storage Room underwent complete de-manifestation from their designated containers. It is unclear whether the objects were displaced to alternative location(s) or dematerialized, ceasing to exist.

Date of Occurrence: 2013-10-02

Location of Occurrence: Anomalous Objects Storage Room #6, Site-19.

Follow-up Actions Taken: Given the low containment status of the missing objects and the overall minimal threat to civilian populations, search operations are presently classified as low priority. Field agents have been allocated the pertinent documentation corresponding to each Anomalous Object (AO) to facilitate prompt identification in the event of an encounter.

Event Description: During a period spanning from 1447 to 1532 hours, shadows cast by on-site personnel were observed to detach from their owners and exhibit independent movement. These detached shadows displayed signs of sentience, engaging in interactions with other shadows via complex movements and gestures, similar to non-verbal communication between animals. Approximately 45 minutes later, the shadows returned to their respective owners, concluding the event.

Date of Occurrence: 2018-02-19

Location of OccFurrence: Site-81.

Follow-up Actions Taken: Due to the event taking place within a secure facility, no follow-up actions are considered necessary.

Event Description: A painting in a museum, featuring a policeman in 19th-century British uniform, suddenly animated and began gesturing and attempting to speak to museum visitors. Despite its best efforts, it was unable to make any sound. After 4 minutes and 30 seconds, it returned to its original position and inanimate state.

Date of Occurrence: 2024-05-15

Location of Occurrence: San Francisco Museum of Modern Art

Follow-up Actions Taken: Museum staff and visitors interviewed and amnesticized. Surveillance videos copied for Foundation investigation; originals deleted. Artist responsible for the painting placed under Foundation investigation for anartist tendencies or connections to known anartists.

Event Description: While doctors were attempting to put a man who had contacted rabies into a medically induced coma, the song "Nil Admirari" by Oneohtrix Point Never emitted from the patient's mouth at a volume of just under 100 decibels for approximately 5 minutes until the patient fell into the medically induced coma; a polaroid photograph of what appears to be a distorted face with the phrase "DESPAIRAGEMPTYELLASH" scribbled on the back manifested under the patient, revealed when the patient was removed from the hospital bed.

Date of Occurrence: 2022-10-14

Location of Occurrence: ██████ ████████ Hospital, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered amnestics as needed, all surveillance videos were confiscated, the polaroid was confiscated from an employee seen taking it from the hospital bed and was also amnesticized.

Event Description: While driving home from a social outing, Junior Researcher █████ Bates struck and hit a cervine creature, denting the hood and shattering the windshield of her car. The creature then slowly regained its quadrupedal stance, rubbed its head against the vehicle's hood to remove glass from its face, and finally called Bates an "amateur" before fleeing.

Date of Occurrence: 2023-10-25

Location of Occurrence: Road ███, Sasakwa, Oklahoma, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Despite Bates having a BAC of 0.11, her account was confirmed via the vehicle's dashboard camera. Blood taken from the scene was determined to belong to an Odocoileus virginianus5, but no individual match was found in Foundation databases. Bates was placed on unpaid suspension for two weeks for reckless activity and offered amnesticization for the incident, but refused. The deer has not been located.

Event Description: While patient Gao ███████ was awaiting the results of his recent medical tests, four humanoid entities in striped red suits emerged from a nearby supply closet and burst into song. After six minutes of singing about a cryptic secret they were keeping from Gao, the four harmoniously informed him that he had stage II testicular cancer before retreating into the closet.

Date of Occurrence: 2024-06-07

Location of Occurrence: ████ ███████ Hospital, Zhongxi, Ningguo, Xuancheng, Anhui province, China

Follow-Up Actions Taken: One witness amnesticized, relevant camera footage seized. Gao informed of his condition by conventional means shortly after clean-up.

Event Description: For a timeframe of roughly 12 hours and 15 minutes, an unknown amount of giant pink lawn flamingos began roaming around ██████. The pink flamingos are resemblant to plastic flamingos used as lawn decorations made in 1957, with different features such as two legs. The flamingos ranged in height from roughly 90ft to 110ft. The exact amount of flamingos is unknown, but it is speculated that there were about 7-8. Three people died as a result of a car crash caused by one of the flamingos after it had suddenly appeared on the road at ██████ intersection.

Date of Occurrence: 2016-9-26

Location Of Occurrence: ██████ City, New South Wales, Australia.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Mass Class-A amnesticization of ██████, cover up of three casualties, and free repair to damaged vehicles.

Event Description: All Site-17 personnel received a bloody nose at exactly 02:41 hours from an indiscernible cause. Bleeding did not cease for a total of four (4) minutes and twenty six (26) seconds.

Date of Occurrence: 2010-6-25

Location of Occurrence: Site-17, [DATA EXPUNGED].

Follow-Up Actions Taken: None.

Event Description: A large (approximately 3 meters high) entity resembling a potato with spindly arms and legs manifested at a grocery store and began wandering the aisles as best it could given its size. As it did so, it repeatedly called out as though trying to find some other entity; this is purely speculation, as its words were in an as-yet-unidentified language. After 7 minutes and 35 seconds, the entity abruptly demanifested.

Date of Occurrence: June 30th, 2024

Location of Occurrence: Boise, ID

Follow-Up Actions Taken: As the event occurred when the store was closed, the only witness was a local homeless man, who was asleep at the time, rendering amnestic treatment unnecessary. Security camera videos were copied for Foundation review; the originals were deleted. The store was placed under Foundation surveillance for one year in case of further anomalous incidents. Foundation linguists are in the process of identifying the language used by the entity.

Event Description: For a period of exactly 16 minutes and 23 seconds, every individual cockroach located in the state of South Carolina gained sapience and the ability to vocalize English.

Date of Occurrence: 2024-08-20

Location of Occurrence: South Carolina, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics were deployed via aerosol over the entire state of South Carolina, a cover up story of a hoax implemented, and all footage of the event found on the internet seized.

Event Description: Two humanoid figures were observed engaging in melee combat 20 meters above the ground. Both weapons (a sword and a staff) appeared to be composed of flame. Both combatants abruptly disappeared 5 minutes after manifestation, when both impaled each other.

Date of Occurrence: 1990-11-15

Location of Occurrence: Adelia Maria, Argentina.

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnestized and footage confiscated without incident. Investigation into possible involvement of American writer James Oliver Rigney Jr. provided no results.

Event Description: At approximately 1:59, the number of vehicular accidents recorded in both Maryland and New Jersey swapped, as did their current rate of vehicular accidents and fatalities. Additionally, all references of dangerous driving in one state now references the other, and all references to "Jersey Drivers" have been replaced by "Maryland Drivers" in conversation. This has also affected all media on the matter, changing footage and speech to match this alteration.

Date of Occurrence: 1995-09-04

Location of Occurrence: Worldwide, primarily affecting New Jersey and Maryland, USA

Follow-Up Actions Taken: All documents and footage that no longer make any sense following the swap have been erased or altered. Foundation personnel in the media regularly reinforce the attribution of this perceived change to the Mandela Effect.

Event Description: At 3:22, all staff that have ever been reported missing at Site-322 spontaneously reappeared at the Site entrance with pink collars around their necks, each labeled with their name. This included staff that were later found dead, but any that were found alive exhibited no known anomalous effects during this event. Simultaneously, all documentation regarding their disappearances were expunged by [EXPUNGED].

Date of Occurrence: 2024-10-26

Location of Occurrence: Site-322

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Affected individuals observed to have no anomalous properties and no memory of their disappearances, and are being held in humanoid containment at Site-322. Requests from affected individuals to resume work are awaiting approval.

Event Description: Three Bic-brand ballpoint pens in Dr. ███████'s Office spilled ~5 gallons of ink before animating, with sections of their cases forming into rudimentary arms and legs. They then attempted to attack Dr. ███████ via throwing small objects at him for ten minutes before their limbs snapped back into place and they became inert. When questioned, he admitted to having broken a ballpoint pen a week prior to the incident in a fit of anger.

Date of Occurrence: 2024-09-27

Location of Occurrence: Dr. ███████'s Office, Site-██

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Dr. ███████ has been required to take an on-site anger management course. Related security footage archived for Foundation investigation.

Event Description: At 8:12, 9:45, 10:37, 11:52, 13:13, 14:20, 16:08, and 17:49, every person on Earth blinked at exactly the same time, with their blinks all lasting the exact same amount of time. During each of these simultaneous blinks, time skipped forward a cumulative 10 milliseconds, with the last instance lasting 80 milliseconds. Footage of the event shows that, whenever such a blink occurred, everyone on Earth froze in place while everything around them continued to move as normal. This led to approximately five thousand two hundred eighty-seven (5,287) accidents worldwide.

Date of Occurrence: 10-27-2024

Location of Occurrence: Worldwide

Follow-Up Actions Taken: All footage of the event is being scrubbed, though the effort is taking several days. Witnesses that saw the unaltered footage are being administered Class A amnestics. Worldwide instance of gaps in security footage is under the cover story of a major cybersecurity incident.

Event Description: Three human cadavers in various stages of decay manifested in the Site-17 Cafeteria holding a plastic bowl of various candy bars. Subjects remained still for several minutes before one of the entities animated and exclaimed that they had arrived late for “the Halloween special”. The three entities demanifested seconds later, though the bowl of candy remained.

Date of Occurrence: 11-04-2024

Location of Occurrence: Site-17 Cafeteria

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Candy and bowl inspected for anomalous properties. When deemed nonanomalous, candy was distributed among Site-17’s staff and contained anomalies.

Event Description: The air in a 250m radius was filled with a dew composed of liquid lard, and an approximately 30cm bipedal creature made of sour cream manifested from a trash can. Shortly afterwards, six (6) more creatures of the same height also manifested from the same trash can, made of shredded lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, nacho cheese, refried beans, and tortilla chips, respectively. All seven (7) figures began attempting to destroy all Mexican-American themed items being sold in the area, as well as the nearby T███ B███. No one was injured, as the anomalous creatures lacked the strength required to defend themselves. The anomaly was unknowingly neutralized by three (3) police officers using their handguns.

Date of Occurrence: 11-05-2024

Location of Occurrence: Elkton, Maryland, United States

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses administered Class A amnestics. Ammunition from discharged weapons replaced to prevent discrepancies, and cleanup crews dispatched to the area. Area temporarily closed off for cleanup, under the cover story of a mentally unstable individual discharging their weapon in public.

Event Description: All containers of cottage cheese in the building underwent anomalous transformation, with the containers themselves forming tiny plastic cottages while the curds became maggots. Simultaneously, an announcement was heard over the loudspeaker, which said "Attention all employees! Please make your whey to the dairy department!" All employees of the store present in the building, excluding the store owner, then proceeded to drop onto their bellies and squirm to the dairy section before devouring as many maggots as they could.

Date of Occurrence: 11-09-2024

Location of Occurrence: T█████, Aberdeen, Maryland, United States

Follow-Up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics dispersed via ventilation systems. Remaining cottage cheese and plastic cottages were taken for containment, but ceased to be anomalous in transit, and are currently held in refrigerated storage. Employees resumed regular behavior after being amnesticized. Missing cottage cheese attributed to a recall. The voice on the intercom is pending identification, but has been confirmed to not be any store employee.

Footnotes

1. Industrial meat processing accident.

2. Often short for the names Reginald or Regina.

3. Burmese python

4. Australian magpie

5. White-tailed deer