The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square - SCP Foundation

An item we number in our special way:

SCP-123-Omicron-A

Its class is a: Keter, not safe in the least.

An eater, dear reader, a beaterous beast!

A feast it can make, any time of the day,

of all of existence - scenario XK!

So read if you dare, of how to prepare

for the Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square…

The special containment procedures are these:

To keep the thing locked up as long as we please.

Experimentation must have the approval

Of Dr. Bamdoovle (or else, your removal).

Locked up in its cell it must always exist.

It stays in this room, not a thing goes amiss,

for even the tiniest routine mishap

will trigger Procedure McSweeney-Go-Snap,

which seals the seals, all exits retracted

to purge all the site with release of [REDACTED].

McSweeney-Go-Snap will kill innocent lives

when [REDACTED] arrives with his knivity-knives,

but that's what we need to keep Earth far away

from a day classed XK

by this SCP-A.

The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square

is described: as a bird of a species so rare,

you sooner would find a bouquet of blue roses.

It's five meters high from the head to the toeses,

and when the full moon rises high in the sky,

it lets out a cry -

if you hear it, you'll die,

for it tears off the flesh from all living things' bones.

It's the freakiest shriek of the moanest of groans!

But that's not the worst part, not even remotely.

As sure as a billy goat's prone to act goatly,

exposure too long over time to this bird

will mangle the mind and entangle your words

to a rhyme scheme of nonsense, not one single use!

This happened to O5-1█, Dr. █████

But the Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square

cannot be destroyed, which is downright unfair!

Its hunger for bloodshed and razor-sharp beak

can play an XK any day of the week.

First seen in London, it flew to Peru,

Stussgart and Flussgart and Kalamazoo!

█████ lay dead in a matter of hours,

and corpses piled up in our lakes, farms, and towers.

Some VIPs died when it leapity-lunged,

including the Cat in the [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum 1-J: so now you can say

why this SCP-123-Omicron-A

should be locked in a cell in a block far away

from a world that's eager to see one more day.

(This page, only B-class or higher can view.

I hope, for your sake,

that B-class means you.)