SCP-857-D - SCP Foundation

DISPLAY CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS AND OBJECT ASSESSMENT

On 10/██/11, SCP-857 was successfully decommissioned by Dr. Bridge and Dr. Muse by order of O5-8. The following is a record of their attempts.

SCP-857 DECOMMISSION LOG

Date: 10/██/11

Date: █ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-682

Result: SCP-682 ignored SCP-857 completely. When prodded by D-66943 carrying SCP-857, SCP-682 messily devoured him, crushing SCP-857 in the process.

New Form: A coffee mug at a ███████ restaurant in █████, ██

Well shit. That usually works. - Dr. Bridge

Date: █ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-073

Result: SCP-073 was given SCP-857 and instructed to destroy it. SCP-073 complied.

New Form: A beaker in Dr. Bridge's office

Do not cut yourself on the glass. - Dr. Muse

Date: █ Oct 2011

Object used: A standard claw hammer

Result: SCP-857 shattered by Dr. Bridge.

New Form: A juice glass in the buffet at ████████ Hotel, ███████████, ██

Worth a shot. - Dr. Bridge

Date: █ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-123

Result: SCP-123 successfully consumed SCP-857.

New Form: A thermos owned by Dr. Muse

Of course. - Dr. Muse

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-076

Result: SCP-076-2 was given SCP-857 and instructed to destroy it. SCP-076-2 instructed Dr. Bridge to "[REDACTED] off."

New Form: N/A

Who authorized this? - Dr. █████████

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-354

Result: SCP-857 thrown into SCP-354. SCP-857 bobbed at surface until it filled with contents of SCP-354 and sank.

New Form: A commemorative 2008 inaugural stein owned by Agent Yoric

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: A standard claw hammer

Result: SCP-857 crushed by Dr Bridge.

New Form: As yet unknown

Well, it destroyed a cup. Not the right one, but… yeah sorry there. - Dr. Bridge

Just ask next time, damn. - Agent Yoric

Addendum: On ██ Oct 2011, SCP-857 was discovered to be inhabiting a bronze goblet in the [REDACTED] Museum at ████████, approximately 250 km away from Area-354.

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-914

Result: SCP-857 processed on "rough" settings. Output was a small pile of bronze fragments.

New Form: A crock pot at a private residence in ████████, █████

Comme c'est gênant. - Dr. Muse

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-646

Result: SCP-857 successfully fed to SCP-646 during weekly feeding.

New Form: A pitcher owned by Dr. Xander

One of you had better replace that. - Dr. Xander

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-447

Result: SCP-857 covered in SCP-447. Incinerated after effect was noted to persist.

New Form: A wine glass owned by Agent Tann

Well… the slime always seems to do what you need it to do. Thought that would work. - Dr. Bridge

"Why do you look so gloomy?" said Harmon as Dr. Muse took a seat at SCP-946 with SCP-857.

She plunked the wine glass onto the table and gave it a long glare.

"I loathe zis object."

"What's the matter with it?" Garcian said. "It's a rather nice glass."

"It is ze worst SCP object."

"Tell us of it, then."

Dr. Muse sighed.

"Well, it apparently believes it is God or somesing like it, and it does miracles but sometimes it does not, and occasionally it does 'orrid sings to sinners and when its form is destroyed ze effect travels to anozzer cup, and ze containment procedures called for an alchemist and I am not a containment specialist so 'oo am I to question such sings, but anyway it is simply too much trouble to keep around, and just as I was sinking zis I got a call from one of ze Overseers and 'e informed me zat I am allowed to attempt to destroy it but after days and days I just cannot. It is ze worst."

Harmon and Garcian nodded slowly, then turned to face each other.

Date: ██ Oct 2011

Object used: SCP-946

Result: SCP-857 was described by Dr. Muse to 946-1 and 946-2. After 946-1 and 946-2 agreed SCP-857 was "absurd", SCP-857 ceased to exist.

…I see. - O5-8