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Legolass Queenqueef

⁂elvendragqueen

so now that #PrideMonth has officially begun, how long do you think we've got until the first Woke Corporate Tweet?

ECHOES 19

HUMS 202

12:56 AM - 1 June 2019

The Factory

⁂the_factory

The Factory supports #pride. The Factory loves #LGBT. The Factory is producing #rainbow merchandise. Buy the merchandise. Let others know you are proud of your lifestyle with your purchasing decisions.

ECHOES 37

HUMS 199

1:00 AM - 1 June 2019

Legolass Queenqueef

⁂elvendragqueen

⁂the_factory Literally four minutes. Welcome to hell, girls and gays, it's only gonna get worse from here.

ECHOES 43

HUMS 371

1:13 AM - 1 June 2019

Iris Dark

⁂irisdark

As a proud #Trans #Lesbian and COO of ⁂mcd, I am living proof that #LGBT people can do whatever we set our minds to. Happy #pride to all my trans sisters!

ECHOES 99

HUMS 402

11:06 AM - 1 June 2019

antigamer aktion

⁂lesbian_gengar

mc&d are bloodsucking capitalists who keep literal unicorns in cages so they can sell their horns as morning-after pills for rich fucks but their boss is a lesbian so they're Woke now

ECHOES 2

HUMS 13

12:58 PM - 1 June 2019

bluntfiend

⁂jude_k2

I'd like to announce a new Mister Against Weed. His name is Mister Pinkwashing. And his power is to make corporations stop pretending that they give a shit about the gays. Coming soon to a pride parade near you.

ECHOES 1

HUMS 3

12:01 AM - 2 June 2019

Doctor Wondertainment™

⁂wondertainment

⁂jude_k2 Hey there! Just a quick reminder that #LittleMisters is the intellectual property of Dr. Wondertainment! Any attempts to create an infringing product will be met with legal action! Have a #Wondertaining day!

ECHOES 0

HUMS 1

12:04 AM - 2 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark

⁂mcd

Happy #pride! Marshall, Carter and Dark is showing our support for the #LGBT community by donating a portion of all profits this month to the #HumanRightsCampaign to support their efforts to pass the #EqualityAct and ensure equal rights for all.

ECHOES 12

HUMS 20

9:49 AM - 2 June 2019

The Factory

⁂the_factory

In honor of #pride all Factory overseer drones will be equipped with #rainbow body armor and truncheons this month. Market research suggests that you will find this soothing. Buy our products. Support the Factory. Support the #LGBT.

ECHOES 53

HUMS 261

12:00 PM - 2 June 2019

antigamer aktion

⁂lesbian_gengar

⁂the_factory i hope everyone retweeting this doesn't know what the factory actually is. it isn't joking about the overseer drones. this isn't a funny parody account, it's a malevolent extradimensional parasite, and y'all should stop giving it a platform.

ECHOES 7

HUMS 69

2:16 PM - 2 June 2019

Anderson Robotics

⁂andersonrobotics

Anderson Robotics is proud to be a sponsor of the #ThreePortlands #PrideParade! Keep an eye out for our float, which will be escorted by Kestrel-series Domestic Utility Units painted in all the colors of the #rainbow!

ECHOES 11

HUMS 86

10:44 AM - 3 June 2019

Jumping Jehosephat

⁂jockjamsvol6

Oh, sure, when the police want to march in the parade everyone says that the first Pride was a riot, but when I want to loot an electronics store, everyone conveniently forgets??? Double standard much????

ECHOES 38

HUMS 551

2:12 PM - 3 June 2019

Doctor Wondertainment™

⁂wondertainment

For #Pride Month, Dr. Wondertainment® is releasing a new line of Rainbow-licious™ Bubblebath Bon-Bons!® Show your true colors with a rainbow of fun-filled foam! They'll be available by special order from ⁂mcd, but only as long as supplies last - so act fast!

ECHOES 7

HUMS 19

7:16 PM - 3 June 2019

UIU Portlands

⁂UIUPortlands

Happy #PrideMonth from the UIU. This month, the #UIU celebrates the diversity of our workforce and recognizes the contributions our LGBT colleagues have made in their service to the country and the Unit.

ECHOES 22

HUMS 46

7:27 AM - 4 June 2019

harmpit

⁂gunch

whil ethe fbi are all busy marhcing in hte prdie parade ill be dwonloading seven teraybte sof illeagl cogniothazards on thelibrary comptuers. if tey come to stop me tehy loes their queer streetc red and hvae to statr over froml evel one, ""ally-mnius"".

ECHOES 463

HUMS 3.2k

10:33 AM - 4 June 2019

Iris Dark

⁂irisdark

Iris Dark donated over £6,000,000 to homophobic MPs because she knew that a Tory government would give her a tax cut. She deliberately removed coverage for transgender healthcare from her employees' benefit packages because it would save her money. Happy #PrideMonth!

ECHOES 237

HUMS 812

7:06 PM - 4 June 2019

Iris Dark

⁂irisdark

Unfortunately, my account seems to have been hacked. I did not post this message, and I am unable to take it down. I am currently working with ⁂VoidSupport to resolve this issue.

ECHOES 101

HUMS 650

9:33 PM - 4 June 2019

Joyce Rand

⁂joyce.rand

Whoever hacked ⁂irisdark's account should feel ashamed of themselves! She is an inspiration and a role model, and this kind of petty slander is just embarassing.

ECHOES 2

HUMS 9

7:10 AM - 5 June 2019

Kiefless in Seattle

⁂polaricecraps

⁂joyce.rand

ECHOES 21

HUMS 53

11:51 AM - 5 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark

⁂mcd

Marshall, Carter and Dark have possibly the worst human rights record of any corporation, anomalous or non-. We're going to go through this in no particular order, because /man/ does McD's have a lot of crimes to answer for. Let's do this. [1/???]

ECHOES 47

HUMS 563

9:30 AM - 5 June 2019

bluntfiend

⁂jude_k2

#pridehacker Listen, if I was going to make a new Mister Against Weed, I wouldn't have posted about it beforehand. I practice better security culture than that. You can all stop @ing me now.

ECHOES 3

HUMS 11

3:01 PM - 5 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark

⁂mcd

⁂mcd … not to mention the sexual harassment many former MCD employees have reported, at the hands of both their superiors and their clients. And that's not even considering how MCD treats sex workers in their employ… [13/???]

ECHOES 22

HUMS 201

4:04 PM - 5 June 2019

UIU Portlands

⁂UIUPortlands

Google COINTELPRO. Or, for that matter, just check out the FBI files on it. This isn't explicitly about gay rights, but it's not like everyone they murdered was straight, you know? https://vault.fbi.gov/cointel-pro

ECHOES 79

HUMS 280

2:12 AM - 6 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark

⁂mcd

⁂mcd … the immortal souls of innumerable queer men and trans women who died of AIDS-related complications, siphoned through an effigy located in their New York headquarters, which has since been relocated to an undisclosed location in sub-Saharan Africa… [27/???]

ECHOES 12

HUMS 20

3:45 AM - 6 June 2019

the stars are left

⁂syzygy

yooooooo the #pridehacker is in meatspace now, that big rainbow ⁂anderson ad on milk box blvd now says "office culture at anderson robotics is intensely transphobic and upper management turn a blind eye so they don't have to fire their best engineers"

ECHOES 16

HUMS 45

10:23 AM - 6 June 2019

post-optimus prime

⁂transistor

⁂syzygy It's true! I was fired by Anderson for reporting transphobic comments my boss made after I came out at work - no trans person has lasted more than 6 months on the R&D side.

ECHOES 5

HUMS 26

3:16 PM - 6 June 2019

Marshall, Carter and Dark

⁂mcd

⁂mcd … and that's all just since WWII. So yeah, if anyone shouldn't be allowed to pinkwash themselves, it's Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Happy #PrideMonth! [45/45]

ECHOES 60

HUMS 314

5:00 PM - 6 June 2019

Legolass Queenqueef

⁂elvendragqueen

The #PrideHacker is a hero - we just need them to move off of Void and onto Twitter. Mundane corporations need to be exposed, too!

ECHOES 17

HUMS 135

12:56 AM - 7 June 2019

The Sex Monk

⁂tonsuredaddy

⁂elvendragqueen

ECHOES 105

HUMS 886

6:35 AM - 7 June 2019

bluntfiend

⁂jude_k2

… Whoops

ECHOES 69

HUMS 420

7:01 AM - 7 June 2019