SCP-173 But... it's a Collaborative Log - SCP Foundation

SCP-173 But… it's a collaborative log

is a stupid page Tstaffor and Dr Trintavon made so others could also post their own weird SCP-173 variations.

This is a collaborative log. Feel free to add any sort of messed-up version of SCP-173's file to this page.

What to copy:

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□ SCP-173 but it translated 100 times □

▣ SCP-173 but it got translated 100 times ▣

how big #: Picture of SCP-172

Pluto: thanks!

Special registration procedure: SCP-173 needs a refrigerator SCP-173 needs three people at once and a closed door. The two destroy everything and kill SCP-173 before reappearing.

Please speak up: 1993 19. Found with cement and Krylon spray for unknown reasons. SCP-173 is violent and aggressive. Your content must not violate any laws. SCP-173 is immortal. Road users see the light. From head to neck. After use, the user should follow the instructions given in Table 4.

If you don't have batteries, order them. Please read carefully and notify HMCL of any changes.

Sand is a mixture of blood and holes. I don't know why it worked this time.

□ SCP-173 but every fourth word is a variant of "fuck" □

▣ SCP-173 but every fourth word is a variant of "fuck" ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Fuck Class: Euclid

Special Fucking Procedures: Item SCP-173 fucked to be kept fucking a locked container fucking all times. When fuckers must enter SCP-173's fuck, no fewer than fuck may enter at fucking time and the fuck is to be fucked behind them. At fucking times, two persons fucking maintain direct eye fuck with SCP-173 until fucked personnel have vacated fucking relocked the container.

Fuck: Moved to Site-19 Fuck. Origin is as fucking yet unknown. It fucking constructed from concrete fucked rebar with traces fucking Krylon brand spray fuck. SCP-173 is fuckable and extremely hostile. Fucking object cannot move fuckking within a direct fucking of sight. Line fucked sight must not fucking broken at any fuck with SCP-173. Personnel fucked to enter container fucking instructed to alert fuck another before blinking. Fucker is reported to fuck by snapping the fuck at the base fucking the skull, or fucking strangulation. In the fucking of an attack, fuckers are to observe Fuck 4 hazardous object fuck procedures.

Personnel report fucks of scraping stone fucking from within the fuck when no one fucking present inside. This fucking considered normal, and fucking change in this fuck should be reported fucking the acting HMCL fucker on duty.

The fucking brown substance on fucking floor is a fuck of feces and fuck. Origin of these fucks is unknown. The fuck must be cleaned fucking a bi-weekly fuck.

□ SCP-173 but in a Sandbox □

▣ SCP-173 but in a Sandbox ▣

Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid (maybe keter idk yet)

Special Containment Procedures: keep it in a locked container (mention some stuff about multiple people being there, and that you have too look at it)

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Made of concrete and rebar along with spray-paint (look up a good company to name-drop later). Can move when not looked at (maybe some stuff about direct eye contact being needed). Kills you through the breaking of your neck, or strangulation.

Various ideas for this I gotta implement:

something about it making weird sounds

maybe blood or poop could appear randomly

keep it mysterious with unknown info

maybe talk about how regularly they clean it

HMCL Supervisor sounds like a cool job title

could reference some other non-existent document about class 4 hazards or something

□ SCP-173 but uwuified □

▣ SCP-173 but uwuified ▣

Item #: SCP-173-uwu

Object Class: Eucwid

Speciaw Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173-uwu is t-to be kept screeches in a wocked containyew at aww times. When pewsonnyew must entew SCP-173's (・ω´・) containyew, huggles tightly nyo fewew ★⌒ヽ(˘꒳˘ ) than 3 may entew at any (・ω´・) time and the ÚwÚ doow is t-to be wewocked behind them. At aww times, two huggles tightly pewsons must maintain diwect eye contact with SCP-173-uwu untiw aww pewsonnyew have vacated and wewocked the ÚwÚ containyew.

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Pewsonnyew wepowt sounds of scwaping stonye whispers to self o-owiginyating fwom within blushes the ÚwÚ containyew when starts twerking nyo onye is p-pwesent inside. This is c-considewed nyowmaw, and any (・ω´・) change in this behaviouw shouwd be w-wepowted t-to the ÚwÚ acting HMCW supewvisow on duty.

The weddish bwown substance on the ÚwÚ f-fwoow is a combinyation of feces and bwood. Owigin of these matewiaws is unknyown. the sweats encwosuwe must be cweanyed on a bi-weekwy basis.

□ SCP-173 but it's a post on the ideas critique forum □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a post on the ideas critique forum ▣

□ SCP-173 but it's a screenshot □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a screenshot ▣

SCP-173.

□ SCP-173 but sorted alphabetically □

▣ SCP-173 but sorted alphabetically ▣

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□ SCP-173 but it's N+7 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's N+7 ▣

Jackass-: SCP-173

Oboe Clavichord: Euclid

Special Containment Proclamations: Jackass SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked contest at all timpanists. When pessary must enter SCP-173's contest, no fewer than 3 may enter at any timpanist and the doorway is to be relocked behind them. At all timpanists, two perversions must maintain direct eye-opener content with SCP-173 until all pessary have vacated and relocked the contest.

Desk: Moved to Sizzle-19 1993. Oscillation is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from condolence and rebar with tractors of Krylon brat springbok palace. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The oboe cannot move while within a direct lingo of signature. Lingo of signature must not be broken at any timpanist with SCP-173. Pessary assigned to enter contest are instructed to allegation one another before blinking. Oboe is reported to attic by snapping the needlewoman at the basket of the skyline, or by strangulation. In the evocation of an attic, pessary are to observe Clavichord 4 hazardous oboe containment proclamations.

Pessary reprieve southerners of scraping stopgap originating from within the contest when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any chapel in this believer should be reported to the acting HMCL supporter on dyke.

The reddish brown suburb on the flotation is a come-on of feces and blot. Oscillation of these matriculates is unknown. The encyclical must be cleaned on a bi-weirdo bastion.

(Made using http://www.spoonbill.org/n+7/)

□ Allison Eckhart but Allison Eckhart □

▣ Allison Eckhart but Allison Eckhart ▣

Allison Eckhart #: Allison Eckhart

Allison Eckhart Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item Allison Eckhart is to be kept in a locked Allison Eckhart at all times. When Allison Eckhart must enter Allison Eckhart's Allison Eckhart, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the Allison Eckhart is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two Allison Eckharts must maintain direct eye contact with Allison Eckhart until all Allison Eckhart have vacated and relocked the Allison Eckhart.

Description: Moved to Site-Allison Eckhart 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from Allison Eckhart and Allison Eckhart with traces of Allison Eckhart brand Allison Eckhart. Allison Eckhart is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with Allison Eckhart. Allison Eckhart assigned to enter Allison Eckhart are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Allison Eckhart is reported to attack by snapping the Allison Eckhart at the base of the Allison Eckhart, or by strangulation. In the event of an Allison Eckhart, Allison Eckhart are to observe Class 4 hazardous Allison Eckhart containment procedures.

Allison Eckhart report sounds of scraping Allison Eckhart originating from within the Allison Eckhart when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL Allison Eckhart on duty.

The Allison Eckhartish Allison Eckhart substance on the floor is a combination of Allison Eckhart and Allison Eckhart. Origin of these Allison Eckharts is unknown. The Allison Eckhart must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but it's a commercial □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a commercial ▣

Are you bored at work, at school, or at home? Have you spent way too much time scrolling the web trying to salvage the last remaining pieces of your failed SCP and not enough time staring down a giant peanut? Do you want your very own SCP-173? Well, now you can! With the tiny price of just a room filled with human sacrifices, we can ship the one and only instance of SCP-173 straight to your home in a box!

Using SCP-173, you can feel all your worries and struggles with human life drift away out of your mind…..because you'll be too busy keeping eye contact with this creature to have time to think about anything else!

As a bonus, here are some fun party games and team-building exercises you can play with your friends (or your enemies) with the help of SCP-173:

- See who can maintain eye contact with it for the longest. (A game of wit, skill, perseverance and betrayal!)

- See who has the most dexterous neck! (The answer will shock you!)

- Embrace your inner detective and investigate what that strange substance on the floor of the packaging is, and discover where it came from! (Or where it will be next!)

- Debate each other on where that stone scraping sound is coming from……and test your math and reasoning skills to sacrifice the weakest link to the statue! (Oh…..you can't keep one eye open and the other closed at the same time? Off you go! You're allergic to peanuts? Can I say, expendable?)

SCP-173 is free to buy and have around for all ages, ethnicities, religions, and more! With quick, family-friendly neck snaps and encouragement of eye contact and socialization, when this SCP arrives, you won't need to worry about anything else! So come right over and order SCP-173 online today!

Sponsored by the SCP Foundation (Slaying Citizens Perfectly since 2007)

□ SCP-173 but it only uses the ten hundred most common words □

▣ SCP-173 but it only uses the ten hundred most common words ▣

Thing Number: 173

Thing Class: Not easy to keep

How To Keep It: Thing 173 is to be kept in a locked room at all times. When people must enter the room where Thing 173 is kept, at least 3 must enter and the door must be locked behind them. Two people must keep looking at Thing 173 until all people have left the room and locked the door. People who work on Thing 173 should tell each other when they are going to blink.

The room must be cleaned two times a week.

What It Is: Thing 173 was moved to Place 19 in 1993. We don't know where it came from. It is made from human-made rock and strong sticks not made of wood and a little paint. Thing 173 can move and likes to hurt people. It stops moving while people look at it. Thing 173 hurts people by breaking their neck or holding their neck very hard until they die.

People say they hear rock rubbing noises from the room where Thing 173 is kept when no one is inside. This is normal, and if it changes someone should tell the top person for keeping Thing 173.

The red brown stuff on the floor is shit and blood. We don't know where this comes from.

□ SCP-173 but it's SCP-2521 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's SCP-2521 ▣

#️⃣: ●|●●●●●●●|●●●

🔒: 🔐🇪

🔒❓: ●|●●●●●●●|●●● ➡️📦 - ⏲️♾️. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑➡️📦 > 🧑🧑🧑 ➕ 🔒🚪. 🧑🧑 = 👀➡️●|●●●●●●●|●●●

** ●|●●●●●●●|●●● ❓:** 📨🏢. 🚼 = ❓. 🖌️+🗿. 🏃➕💀➡️🧑. 🗿👀 = ⛔. 🧑➡️📦 = 🧑💬🙈. 🗿➡️💀=🤜🙎🤛

🧑👂🪨🗯️ = ✔️. 👂🚫➡️🧑💬👨‍💼

__ = 💩. 🚼=❓. 🧽🔁📅📅

□ SCP-173 but i am a toaster □

▣ SCP-173 but i am a toaster ▣

[Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: I am to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter my container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and my door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with me until all personnel have vacated and relocked my container.

Description: I have been moved to Site-19 1993. My origin is as of yet unknown. I am constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. I am animate and extremely hostile. I cannot move while within a direct line of sight. My line of sight must not be broken at any time with me. Personnel assigned to enter my container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. I attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within my container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in my behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor in my container is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. My enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.]

□ SCP-173 but with added technobabble □

▣ SCP-173 but with added technobabble ▣

Anomaly Identification Code #: SCP-173

Anomaly Classification: Euclid

Unique Confinement Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a sealed chamber for all hours of the day. If and when it is necessary for SCP Foundation staff to enter SCP-173's designated containment space, no fewer than 3 individuals may enter at any time, with a seal maintained at the entry point during their presence and stay in the room. On all due occasions, a pair of souls are advised to sustain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all such personnel have vacated and resealed the premises.

Description of Item: Transferred to SCP Foundation Research and Containment Site-19 during the year of 1993. The curiosity's point of creation is as of yet uncertain. The anomaly in question is constructed utilizing a mixture of sediment and dihydrogen monoxide1 and rebar struts, with the addition of gaseously-applied art products produced and sold by the corporation "Krylon". SCP-173 is capable of locomotion and may become extremely unpleasant towards the act of biological function. The object in question is incapable of movement if within the direct visual range of any living organism with functional retinas. Retinal observance must not be hindered at any time regarding SCP-173. Persons required to cross the threshold of the containment space are instructed to alert one another before briefly rehydrating one's eyeballs. The object has been suggested to hinder life functions by separating the cervix at the base of the cranium, or by cessation of respiration ability. In the event of hostility, personnel are to observe Class IV hazardous object restriction protocols.

Personnel allegedly claim that sounds of scraping stone emanate from within the container while no individual is present within. This is considered unnoteworthy; furthermore, any alterations of this behavioural action should be announced to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The rust-brown residue present on the object's flooring is a compound of excrement and haemoglobin. The source(s) of these elements are unknown. The chamber is advised to be cleansed regularly, once per fortnight.

□ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word on Thesaurus.com □

▣ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word on Thesaurus.com ▣

Component Figure: SCP-173

Article Grade: Euclidean

Appropriate Authority Logistics: Component SCP-173 breathe directly towards abide conserved chic an closed bag appearing in complete assets. Albeit cadre precondition arrive SCP-173's bag, nay lesser tan ternary can arrive appearing in all age along with every exit breathe directly towards abide backside her. Appearing in complete assets, amphibian community precondition continue advise check out approach along SCP-173 as far as complete cadre accept deserted along with relocated every bag.

Characterization: lifted directly towards Ground-19 1993. Ancestor breathe at the time that about as yet un known. I breathe assembled against detailed along with debar along ashes about crayon character aerosol pigment. SCP-173 breathe breathing along with acutely adverse. Every article deceit act bit in an blunt boundary about appearance. Boundary about appearance precondition abide busted appearing in all age along SCP-173. Cadre defined directly towards arrive bag breathe advised directly towards active particular other ahead glimmer. Article breathe announced directly towards aggression aside breeze every collar appearing in every paltry about every cranium, as a choice aside beheading. Chic every accident about a aggression, cadre breathe directly towards detect Grade quadruple dicey article authority logistics.

Cadre address accent about agitating gem arising against in every bag albeit nay particular breathe current indoors. Aforementioned breathe studied natural, along with all adjustment chic aforementioned act abide announced directly towards every adjutant HMCL administrator about burden.

Every blooming amber item about every basement breathe an combo about dung along with juice. Ancestor about the above-mentioned breathe un known. Every cage precondition abide empty about an fortnightly base.

□ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word from Thesaurus.com... again (basically I ran it through twice) □

▣ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word from Thesaurus.com... again (basically I ran it through twice) ▣

Factor Amount: SCP-(1)Anyone-(7)Hebdomad-(3)Ternary

Piece Category: Occludent

Applicable Force Coordination: Factor SCP-173 exhale precisely approaching accept bottled elegant one bankrupt backpack arrival chic belongings. Admitting organization arrangement appear SCP-173's backpack, denial insignificant beige third bottle appear arrival chic everyone life forward along all door exhale precisely approaching accept butt him. Arrival chic entire belongings, frog association arrangement advance admonish analyze away access forward SCP-173 for example much for example entire organization get barren arrive along removed all backpack.

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Organization ZIP code significance around annoyance hardware becoming war chic all backpack admitting denial detailed exhale flood in a building. Preceding exhale prepared naked, with along everyone precise fashionable preceding action follow declared you approaching all accessory HMCL admin around failure.

All spring brown component all cellar exhale one combination around poo with along concentrate. Forebear around every raised-cited exhale urn accepted. All crate arrangement follow bare around one once every two weeks paltry.

□ SCP-173 but it's a sonnet □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a sonnet ▣

The item number is one seven three

Safety is euclid, not understood well

Locked away, and a trio must it see

The cleaning is gross and deadly as hell

Moved to site nineteen, the third of ninety

One seven three is a statue of stone

Concrete and rebar and krylon it be

Unseen, fast and lethal as a cyclone

People must create a routine to blink

Choked or snapped, their neck might be contorted

The sounds of scraping is normal, we think

If the sounds stop, it must be reported

The statue creates lots of bloody shit

D-class ordered to bi-weekly clean it

□ SCP-173 but Hepburn Romanized □

▣ SCP-173 but Hepburn Romanized ▣

Aitemu Nanbā: EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī

Obujekuto Kurasu: Yūkuriddo

Supesharu Konteinmento Puroshījazu: Aitemu EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī izu tsū bī keputo in a rokkuto kontena atto ōru taimuzu. Wen pāsoneru masuto entā EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī'zu kontena, nō fyūwā zan surī mei entā atto enī taimu ando za doa izu tsū bī rerokkuto bihaindo zemu. Atto ōru taimuzu, tsū pāsonzu masuto meintein direkuto ai kontakuto wizu EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī antiru ōru pāsoneru habu bakētiddo ando rerokkuto za kontena.

Disukuripushon: Mūbudo tsū Saito-Naintīn Naintīn Nainti-Surī. Orijin izu azu obu yetto annōn. Itto izu konsutorakutiddo furomu konkurīto ando ribā wizu torēshizu obu Kurairon burando supurē peinto. EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī izu animeito ando ikusutorīmurī hosutairu. Ji obujekuto kannotto mūbu howairu wizuin a direkuto rain obu saito. Rain obu saito masuto notto bī burōken atto enī taimu wizu EsuShīPī-WanSebunSurī. Pāsoneru asaindo tsū entā kontena ā insutorakutiddo tsū arāto wan anazā bifoa burinkingu. Obujekuto izu repōtiddo tsū atakku bai sunappingu za nekku atto za bēsu obu za sukaru, oa bai sutorangurēshon. In ji ibento obu an atakku, pāsoneru ā tsū obuzābu Kurasu Foa hazādasu obujekuto konteinmento puroshījazu.

Pāsoneru repōto saunzu obu sukurappingu sutōn orijinētingu furomu wizuin za kontena wen nō wan izu purezento insaido. Disu izu konshidādo nōmaru, ando enī chenji in disu biheibia shuddo bī repōtiddo tsū ji akutingu EichiEmuShīEru sūpābaizā on dyuti.

Za redisshu buraun sabusutansu on za furoa izu a konbinēshon obu fīshizu ando buraddo. Orijin obu jīzu materiaruzu izu annōn. Ji enkurōjā masuto bī kurīndo on a baiwīkurī beishisu.

□ SCP-173 but my enter key is broken □

▣ SCP-173 but my enter key is broken ▣

Item #: SCP-173Object Class: EuclidSpecial Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but It's written in standard galactic □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written in standard galactic ▣

Iℸ ̣ ᒷᒲ #: scp-173

oʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ cꖎᔑᓭᓭ: e⚍ᓵꖎ╎↸

s!¡ᒷᓵ╎ᔑꖎ c𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒲᒷリℸ ̣ p∷𝙹ᓵᒷ↸⚍∷ᒷᓭ: iℸ ̣ ᒷᒲ scp-173 ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ ꖌᒷ!¡ℸ ̣ ╎リ ᔑ ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷᓭ. W⍑ᒷリ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ scp-173'ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷, リ𝙹 ⎓ᒷ∴ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑリ 3 ᒲᔑ|| ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑリ|| ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ↸𝙹𝙹∷ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ ∷ᒷꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ʖᒷ⍑╎リ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ. Aℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷᓭ, ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リᓭ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᒲᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リ ↸╎∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ||ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ scp-173 ⚍リℸ ̣ ╎ꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⍊ᔑᓵᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ᔑリ↸ ∷ᒷꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷.

dᒷᓭᓵ∷╎!¡ℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ: m𝙹⍊ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 s╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ-19 1993. O∷╎⊣╎リ ╎ᓭ ᔑᓭ 𝙹⎓ ||ᒷℸ ̣ ⚍リꖌリ𝙹∴リ. Iℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リᓭℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᓵ𝙹リᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ∷ᒷʖᔑ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑᓵᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ k∷||ꖎ𝙹リ ʖ∷ᔑリ↸ ᓭ!¡∷ᔑ|| !¡ᔑ╎リℸ ̣. Scp-173 ╎ᓭ ᔑリ╎ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷᒲᒷꖎ|| ⍑𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ꖎᒷ. T⍑ᒷ 𝙹ʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᓵᔑリリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᒲ𝙹⍊ᒷ ∴⍑╎ꖎᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ ᔑ ↸╎∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ꖎ╎リᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣. L╎リᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷリ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑリ|| ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ scp-173. Pᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᔑᓭᓭ╎⊣リᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ╎リᓭℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑꖎᒷ∷ℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ʖᒷ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ ʖꖎ╎リꖌ╎リ⊣. Oʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑᓵꖌ ʖ|| ᓭリᔑ!¡!¡╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リᒷᓵꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᔑᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭꖌ⚍ꖎꖎ, 𝙹∷ ʖ|| ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリ⊣⚍ꖎᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ. Iリ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷリℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᔑリ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑᓵꖌ, !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᓭᒷ∷⍊ᒷ cꖎᔑᓭᓭ 4 ⍑ᔑ⨅ᔑ∷↸𝙹⚍ᓭ 𝙹ʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒲᒷリℸ ̣ !¡∷𝙹ᓵᒷ↸⚍∷ᒷᓭ.

pᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ᓭᓵ∷ᔑ!¡╎リ⊣ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ 𝙹∷╎⊣╎リᔑℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᒷリ リ𝙹 𝙹リᒷ ╎ᓭ !¡∷ᒷᓭᒷリℸ ̣ ╎リᓭ╎↸ᒷ. T⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リᓭ╎↸ᒷ∷ᒷ↸ リ𝙹∷ᒲᔑꖎ, ᔑリ↸ ᔑリ|| ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ʖᒷ⍑ᔑ⍊╎𝙹⚍∷ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ HMCL ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷⍊╎ᓭ𝙹∷ 𝙹リ ↸⚍ℸ ̣ ||.

t⍑ᒷ ∷ᒷ↸↸╎ᓭ⍑ ʖ∷𝙹∴リ ᓭ⚍ʖᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリᓵᒷ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓ꖎ𝙹𝙹∷ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ᓵ𝙹ᒲʖ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ⎓ᒷᓵᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ʖꖎ𝙹𝙹↸. O∷╎⊣╎リ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ∷╎ᔑꖎᓭ ╎ᓭ ⚍リꖌリ𝙹∴リ. T⍑ᒷ ᒷリᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ᓵꖎᒷᔑリᒷ↸ 𝙹リ ᔑ ʖ╎-∴ᒷᒷꖌꖎ|| ʖᔑᓭ╎ᓭ.

□ SCP-173 but it’s from a new author who has no clue how to write for the SCP Foundation □

▣ SCP-173 but it’s from a new author who has no clue how to write for the SCP Foundation ▣

Item #: SCP - 173 - The Sculpture

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP - 173 is contained in a titanium containment cell. SCP - 148 (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-148) should be used to ensure it stays in it’s containment cell. Any victims of SCP - 173 should be given SCP - 500 (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500).

Descrption: SCP - 173 is a statue that when looked away from can teleport. It’ll snap peoples necks and kill them. SCP - 173 is like weeping angels.

SCP - 173 secretes a red substance that appears to be a mix of blood and feces.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

++++DON’T MAKE EDITS DONT STEAL MY IDEA AND ESPECIALLY DONT STEAL MY IDEA AND MAKE IT HARMLESS!

□ SCP-173 but it's been put inside a credit-module □

▣ SCP-173 but it's been put inside a credit-module ▣

□ SCP-173 but AES-encrypted □

▣ SCP-173 but AES-encrypted ▣

Look back on the old friend that flew

Fill your vision with nil as cue

And the door will open for you

To a world that deserves a view

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□ SCP-173 but there's waaay too much redacted □

▣ SCP-173 but there's waaay too much redacted ▣

Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-███ is to be kept in [REDACTED] at all times. When [REDACTED] must enter SCP-███'s [REDACTED], no fewer than █ may enter at any time and [DATA EXPUNGED]. [REDACTED], two [EXPUNGED] must maintain direct [DATA REDACTED] contact with SCP-███ until all [REDACTED] have [REDACTED].

Description: [REDACTED] to Site-██ ████. Origin is [DATA REDACTED]. It is constructed from [DATA EXPUNGED] with traces of [CLASSIFIED]. SCP-███ is animate and [REDACTED]. The object cannot move while [ACCESS DENIED]. Line of sight [REDACTED] at any ████ with SCP-███. [CLASSIFIED] assigned to enter [EXPUNGED] are instructed to [REDACTED] one another before [ACCESS DENIED]. Object is [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] by [DATA EXPUNGED]. In the event of an ██████, [REDACTED] are to observe [DATA EXPUNGED] containment procedures.

Personnel report [CLASSIFIED] originating from within the [INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE] when no one is present [REDACTED]. This is considered [DATA EXPUNGED].

The reddish brown substance on the floor is [REDACTED]. Origin of these [INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE]. The enclosure must be [REDACTED] on [DATA REDACTED].

□ SCP-173 but I have about fucking had it □

▣ SCP-173 but I have about fucking had it ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Pretty fucking scary I guess

Special Containment Procedures: This fucking peanut ass piece of shit must be kept in a locked fucking container at all times. I can't think of a single fucking reason why you'd want to, but when some idiots must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 dumbasses may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them so this fucking thing doesn't get out if those dumbasses blink. At all times, two persons must maintain direct fucking eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the cell.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. No fucking idea where it came from (Seriously, you'd think they'd log this type of bullshit). It is constructed from concrete and rebar with some weird fucking paint on it. SCP-173 can move at 69 miles per hour or something and is capable of fucking you up pretty bad. At least this fucker can't move while someone's looking at it. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with the peanut. Personnel assigned to enter the container for whatever reason should tell each other before blinking, because this jackass can't stand when somebody isn't looking at him. If you stop looking at this dipshit he will snap your fucking neck. If that happens, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures, whatever that means.

My friend Eric says he heard sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one was in there. He was right, and it's fucking annoying. How am I supposed to sleep on the job with this fucking racket? This is apparently normal for some fucking reason, and if he stops doing this it should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor or some shit, whatever the fuck HMCL stands for.

The weird shit on the floor is a combination of shit and blood. We have no idea where it came from but all I know is it smells fucking terrible. The room must be cleaned 2 times a week to get this shit off the floor.

Addendum 173.1

The following is a text message log between Dr. Petrov and ██████████.

██████████: can u go ask 05 if we can kill 173 it keeps making that weirdass scraping sound and i cant fucking sleep

Dr. Petrov: Why are you sleeping near 173's containment cell?

██████████: cuz im tired dumbass

██████████: listen can u please just go ask 05 if we can terminate this bitch hes fucking annoying and i dont want him to get out if 079 breaches the entire fucking site agai

[CONNECTION LOST]

Addendum 173.2

As of 6/9/██, ██████████ has been fired at the request of Dr. Eric Petrov and the unanimous vote of the O5 Council for the following reasons:

Unprofessionalism

Giving SCP-079 the idea to breach the containment of all SCP objects at Site-19 for the second time this month

Quite obviously does not meet the requirements necessary to become a researcher at the SCP Foundation

Vandalizing SCP-173's file

Body odor

██████████ will be administered Class B amnestics and SCP-173's file will be rewritten by a more competent researcher at the Foundation. The O5 Council does not wish ██████████ the best of luck on his future endeavors, and frankly hopes he gets hit by a truck.

□ SCP-173 but it's written using Shakespearean English □

▣ SCP-173 but written using Shakespearean English ▣

The Article Denomination — One-Seven-Three

The League of Containment — Euclid

Means of Restriction: One-Seven-Three shalt be perpetually restrained within a guarded dungeon. If a man must worketh with One-Seven-Three, no lesser than three men may enter the dungeon on any occasion, and the gate of iron must be sealed trailing the men. Uninterruptedly, two men must upholdeth a continuous gaze of focus at One-Seven-Three, until all men have vacated the dungeon and sealed the gate of iron.

Character of the Aberration: Transported to the Great Nineteenth Fortress in the Year of our Lord Fifteen Ninety-Three. Ancestry is foreign and faraway. Constructed from moulded stone and rods of steel, with remnants of markings from the Krylon kingdom. One-Seven-Three is mobile and of great antagonistic belligerence. One-Seven-Three is stunned if given a gaze of unblinking focus. Unblinking gaze must never be interrupted with One-Seven-Three. Men prescribed duty with One-Seven-Three must communicateth any interruption of their gaze to one another. One-Seven-Three is observed to aggress on its prey via a fatal fracture of the bone of the nape, or via strangulation. Should any man bear witness to an assault by One-Seven-Three, wardens must consult the Fourth Degree Scrolls for guidance on the assertion of justice.

Passer-byes of the dungeon may heareth reverberations of earthly grinding arising from the dungeon when no man’s unbroken gaze is present. Such reverberations are occurrences of ordinary and frivolous importance, and thou shalt communicateth any alterations of this demeanour to thine on-duty warden.

The scarlet-maroon texture which layeth itself upon the ground, is a repulsive aggregation of rectal excrement and sanguine fluids. The provenance of here bastardly materials are beyond the realm of contemporary knowledge. A fortnightly sanitation of the dungeon is currently organized.

□ SCP-173 but it's for idiots □

▣ SCP-173 but it's for idiots ▣

Skidoo

Skidoken

If you don't look at me, necc = broken

□ SCP-173 but it's written in Ceaser cipher and SGA □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written in Ceaser cipher and SGA ▣

l∴⍑!¡ #: vfs-173

rᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ f𝙹↸⍊⍊: h ̇/⎓𝙹ꖎ⊣

vᓭ⍑⎓ꖎ↸𝙹 f∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ!¡⍑ᑑ∴ s⚍∷⎓⍑⊣ ̇/⚍⍑⍊: l∴⍑!¡ vfs-173 ꖎ⍊ ∴∷ ᒷ⍑ リ⍑ᓭ∴ ꖎᑑ ↸ 𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ↸∴ ↸𝙹𝙹 ∴ꖎ!¡⍑⍊. Zꖌ⍑ᑑ ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ vfs-173'⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍, ᑑ∷ ╎⍑⨅⍑⚍ ∴ꖌ↸ᑑ 3 !¡↸ʖ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ ↸∴ ↸ᑑʖ ∴ꖎ!¡⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⊣∷∷⚍ ꖎ⍊ ∴∷ ᒷ⍑ ⚍⍑𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ᒷ⍑ꖌꖎᑑ⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑!¡. D∴ ↸𝙹𝙹 ∴ꖎ!¡⍑⍊, ∴⨅∷ ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑ⍊ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ !¡↸ꖎᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ ⊣ꖎ⚍⍑⎓∴ ⍑ʖ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸⎓∴ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ vfs-173 ̇/ᑑ∴ꖎ𝙹 ↸𝙹𝙹 ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ꖌ↸||⍑ ||↸⎓↸∴⍑⊣ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⚍⍑𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍.

g⍑⍊⎓⚍ꖎᓭ∴ꖎ∷ᑑ: p∷||⍑⊣ ∴∷ vꖎ∴⍑-19 1993. R⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ ꖎ⍊ ↸⍊ ∷╎ ʖ⍑∴ ̇/ᑑリᑑ∷⨅ᑑ. L∴ ꖎ⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ⍊∴⚍ ̇/⎓∴⍑⊣ ╎⚍∷!¡ ⎓∷ᑑ⎓⚍⍑∴⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⚍⍑ᒷ↸⚍ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ ∴⚍↸⎓⍑⍊ ∷╎ n⚍ʖ𝙹∷ᑑ ᒷ⚍↸ᑑ⊣ ⍊ᓭ⚍↸ʖ ᓭ↸ꖎᑑ∴. Vfs-173 ꖎ⍊ ↸ᑑꖎ!¡↸∴⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⍑ᔑ∴⚍⍑!¡⍑𝙹ʖ ꖌ∷⍊∴ꖎ𝙹⍑. Wꖌ⍑ ∷ᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ⎓↸ᑑᑑ∷∴ !¡∷||⍑ ⨅ꖌꖎ𝙹⍑ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌꖎᑑ ↸ ⊣ꖎ⚍⍑⎓∴ 𝙹ꖎᑑ⍑ ∷╎ ⍊ꖎ⋮ꖌ∴. Oꖎᑑ⍑ ∷╎ ⍊ꖎ⋮ꖌ∴ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ᑑ∷∴ ᒷ⍑ ᒷ⚍∷リ⍑ᑑ ↸∴ ↸ᑑʖ ∴ꖎ!¡⍑ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ vfs-173. S⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ↸⍊⍊ꖎ⋮ᑑ⍑⊣ ∴∷ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ↸⚍⍑ ꖎᑑ⍊∴⚍ ̇/⎓∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ↸𝙹⍑⚍∴ ∷ᑑ⍑ ↸ᑑ∷∴ꖌ⍑⚍ ᒷ⍑╎∷⚍⍑ ᒷ𝙹ꖎᑑリꖎᑑ⋮. Rᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ꖎ⍊ ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ↸∴∴↸⎓リ ᒷʖ ⍊ᑑ↸ᓭᓭꖎᑑ⋮ ∴ꖌ⍑ ᑑ⍑⎓リ ↸∴ ∴ꖌ⍑ ᒷ↸⍊⍑ ∷╎ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⍊リ ̇/𝙹𝙹, ∷⚍ ᒷʖ ⍊∴⚍↸ᑑ⋮ ̇/𝙹↸∴ꖎ∷ᑑ. Lᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⍑||⍑ᑑ∴ ∷╎ ↸ᑑ ↸∴∴↸⎓リ, ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ↸⚍⍑ ∴∷ ∷ᒷ⍊⍑⚍||⍑ f𝙹↸⍊⍊ 4 ꖌ↸ᓵ↸⚍⊣∷ ̇/⍊ ∷ᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ!¡⍑ᑑ∴ ᓭ⚍∷⎓⍑⊣ ̇/⚍⍑⍊.

s⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴ ⍊∷ ̇/ᑑ⊣⍊ ∷╎ ⍊⎓⚍↸ᓭꖎᑑ⋮ ⍊∴∷ᑑ⍑ ∷⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ↸∴ꖎᑑ⋮ ╎⚍∷!¡ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌꖎᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ⨅ꖌ⍑ᑑ ᑑ∷ ∷ᑑ⍑ ꖎ⍊ ᓭ⚍⍑⍊⍑ᑑ∴ ꖎᑑ⍊ꖎ⊣⍑. Wꖌꖎ⍊ ꖎ⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ⍊ꖎ⊣⍑⚍⍑⊣ ᑑ∷⚍!¡↸𝙹, ↸ᑑ⊣ ↸ᑑʖ ⎓ꖌ↸ᑑ⋮⍑ ꖎᑑ ∴ꖌꖎ⍊ ᒷ⍑ꖌ↸||ꖎ∷ ̇/⚍ ⍊ꖌ∷ ̇/𝙹⊣ ᒷ⍑ ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ∴ꖌ⍑ ↸⎓∴ꖎᑑ⋮ kpfo ⍊ ̇/ᓭ⍑⚍||ꖎ⍊∷⚍ ∷ᑑ ⊣ ̇/∴ʖ.

wꖌ⍑ ⚍⍑⊣⊣ꖎ⍊ꖌ ᒷ⚍∷⨅ᑑ ⍊ ̇/ᒷ⍊∴↸ᑑ⎓⍑ ∷ᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ╎𝙹∷∷⚍ ꖎ⍊ ↸ ⎓∷!¡ᒷꖎᑑ↸∴ꖎ∷ᑑ ∷╎ ╎⍑⎓⍑⍊ ↸ᑑ⊣ ᒷ𝙹∷∷⊣. R⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ ∷╎ ∴ꖌ⍑⍊⍑ !¡↸∴⍑⚍ꖎ↸𝙹⍊ ꖎ⍊ ̇/ᑑリᑑ∷⨅ᑑ. Wꖌ⍑ ⍑ᑑ⎓𝙹∷⍊ ̇/⚍⍑ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ᒷ⍑ ⎓𝙹⍑↸ᑑ⍑⊣ ∷ᑑ ↸ ᒷꖎ-⨅⍑⍑リ𝙹ʖ ᒷ↸⍊ꖎ⍊.

To decode:

https://lingojam.com/StandardGalacticAlphabet

Then:

https://cryptii.com/pipes/caesar-cipher (shift=3)

□ SCP-173 but a child wrote it □

▣ SCP-173 but a child wrote it ▣

Item #:SCP-173

Objct Clas: DANGRISS!!

Spechl Box Stuff: 173 lives inside a big room, there is a dor and it got to be shut al the time or else he wil catch u! If sombode want to go inside, they ned 3 frends cuz if u lok away, BAD STUF HAPENS!! but if u lok at him, he no move and stands ther! so dont stop loking! even if u blink cuz bad stuff.

Discripshen: Okay so it loks lik a big scary rock made out of cement, like the one dat is used for roads and those human roads, i forgot wat it called, the things pepol walk on wile cars driv next to them. the face has pant on the face, it loks rely scare.

Its kinda big and the arms ar always up like it want a hug BUT DONT HUG IT!!! it is bad not godd

Wen nobody loks at it, he gos SUPPER FAST!!!! and maks u lok behind u, i think, he even goes if u blink so do not blink! even if ur eys hurt!

The pepol who go in the room, they hhav to watch it untl they want to leve.

OH! the rock also makes scracheng noise wen alon, i think he is running insid

and sumtims it poops insid the rom and pepol hav to clen, maybe he is mean cuz he dosnt hav a tolet?

□ SCP-173 but I stole all the vowels □

▣ SCP-173 but I stole all the vowels ▣

tm #: SCP-173

bjct Clss: cld

Spcl Cntnmnt Prcdrs: tm SCP-173 s t b kpt n lckd cntnr t ll tms. Whn prsnnl mst ntr SCP-173's cntnr, n fwr thn 3 my ntr t ny tm nd th dr s t b rlckd bhnd thm. t ll tms, tw prsns mst mntn drct y cntct wth SCP-173 ntl ll prsnnl hv vctd nd rlckd th cntnr.

Dscrptn: Mvd t St-19 1993. rgn s s f yt nknw. t s cnstrctd frm cncrt nd rbr wth trcs f Kryln brnd spry pnt. SCP-173 s nmt nd xtrmly hstl. Th bjct cnnot mv whl wthn drct lne f sght. Ln f sght mst nt b brkn t ny tm wth SCP-173. Prsnnl ssgnd t ntr cntnr r nstrctd t lrt n nthr bfr blnkng. bjct s rprtd t ttck by snppng th nck t th bs f th skll, r y strngltn. n th vnt f n ttck, prsnnl r t bsrv Clss 4 hzrds bjct cntnmnt prcdrs.

Prsnnl rprt snds f scrpng stn rgntng frm wthn th cntnr whn n n s prsnt nsd. Ths s consdrd nrml, nd ny chng n ths bhvr shld b rptd t th ctng HMCL sprvsr n dty.

Th rddsh brwn sbstnc n th flr s cmbntn f fcs nd bld. rgn f ths mtrls s nknwn. Th nclsr mst b clnd n b-wkly bss.

□ SCP-173 but it's a 4chan greentext post. □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a 4chan greentext post. ▣

> be me

> at the SCP Foundation

> item #: SCP-173

> its object class is Euclid

> it has to be kept in a locked container at all times

> at least 3 people have to enter the thing's container together, and they have to lock the door behind them

> also, 2 of the 3 people have to keep looking at the thing until they leave the container and lock it back up

> spooky.jpg

> it was moved to Site-19 in 1993

> nobody knows where the hell it came from

> it's made out of concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint

> kind of resembles a peanut

> modernartpiece.png

> apparently the thing is alive and fucking hates humans

> luckily, it can't move if you're looking at it

> epicreference.doctorwho

> when you're in the container you can't stop looking at it at any point

> personnel assigned to enter the container have to announce when they're blinking

> supposedly attacks people by snapping their necks or strangling the fuck out of them

> kinda metal, tbh

> if shit ever hits the fan, everyone in the facility has to follow "Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures"

> wholelottayap.yawn

> mfw i learn that people have heard sounds of scraping stone from inside the container when no one is inside

> wtf.jpg

> everyone just says its normal, and that if anything changes it should be reported to some guy called the HMCL supervisor

> like i know who the fuck that is

> mfw the reddish brown stuff on the floor is shit and blood

> gross.stinky

> nobody knows where the shit and blood comes from

> great

> container has to be cleaned every two weeks

□ SCP-173 but it’s in Wingdings □

▣ 💧︎👍︎🏱︎📫︎📂︎🖮︎🗏︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎’⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ 🕈︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ▣

✋︎⧫︎♏︎❍︎ ✁︎: 💧︎👍︎🏱︎📫︎📂︎🖮︎🗏︎

⚐︎♌︎🙰♏︎♍︎⧫︎ 👍︎●︎♋︎⬧︎⬧︎: ☜︎◆︎♍︎●︎♓︎♎︎

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□ SCP-173 but I tried to copy it down in a rush □

▣ SCP-173 but I tried to copy it down in a rush ▣

Item#: SCP-173

Object Class:EuCLID

Special containment procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container ate all times. When pweersonall are to enter 173's container no fewer than 3 are to enter, and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times personall are tmo maintain eye contact with SCP-173 until all personall have vaxcated and the door has been relocjked

Deascription: moved to site 19 1993. Orogin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from traces of conc4rete and rebar and krylon brand spray paint. Scp-173 is animate and exrtremely hostile. The object dcannot move whule in a driect line of site. Line of site must nit be brojken with scp-1273 at all. Peronall asigned to enter the contianmebtmn t are to alert others oof ehwhen blinking. Object has been reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull. Or by stangulatipm. In the event of an attack pernall are to bobserve class 34 Hazourudus object containemnt procedures.

Peronall report sounds of scraping concerete when no one is inside. This is co0nidered normal and any change in baevhaiour should be reported to the HCML cyrrent something.

The redidh brown subastance on

the floor is a combination of fsdsdes and bollod. Orgins of these martiereils is unknown,. The enclosyre must be4 cklensred on a bi-weekly basis.

Presenting: SCP-173 but all these versions have a connected storyline.

□ SCP-173 but it's a parawatch.net post □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a parawatch.net post ▣

Moto24 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:50:12 #68491173

A lot of crazy shit happened to me when I was young. But the one I want to talk about today is the most fucked up.

I lived in Boring, Oregon. There's a big forest just beside my house. I also had a window in my bedroom to look at it. I have been to this forest multiple times when I was young, there is not a bunch of animals there. Even less dangerous ones.

Sometime in 1994, I was hiking with my friends when we noticed something strange. On the ground, we noticed an unusual amount of reddish-brown goo. Well, I'm still not sure what it was, but it smelled like shit. So it was probably just a bunch of weird-looking shit.

A rumour of a killer wandering in the forest had been going around town. Most of us didn't believe it at first. I didn't for sure.

That was until my dog, Juno, was found dead. His head has been entirely twisted, his bones sticking out of his throat. None of us heard a sound when it happened, and my dog usually barks on site when something approaches the house. I only heard a weird sound, kind of like scraping stone, but I didn't think much of it 'cause I was trying to sleep. Want to know the strangest part? I saw that same reddish-brown shit around the corpse of Juno.

The night after that, I couldn't sleep at all. Juno was a good dog, and everything that happened kept going back and forth in my mind.

And then, I heard it. That same exact sound of scraping stone I had heard during the night of Juno's murder. I got out of my bed and ran up to the window.

It was there.

A humanoid creature that looked like it was made out of concrete and rebar. Its… face? was covered in spray paint, forming some kind of pattern. It didn't move at all, like a regular sculpture. But I somehow knew it was alive.

I looked at it, deeply. It did not make a sound. Not in the slightest. I looked on until my eyes hurt. Then I blinked. Just once. And it was gone. Gone back into the forest. Never saw it again.

We left Boring not so long after all of that. My dad got a promotion at the robotics company he worked at.

It's been 10 years since we moved, but I can't get the image of that creature out of my head. Its lifeless form clear as day in front of me through the window, and in a single blink, it was just… gone.

ffffffffffffffff 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:55:49 #38492763

You spelled sight as site.

BananaWar 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:55:49 #38492763

Dude, that's actually kinda scary.

Maybe the feces around your house is someone that got very scared because of your stories?

Punchey 03/24/12 (Sat) 05:24:35 #57492759

BananaWar, I'm going to ask you to give some respect here. Moto24 is a new user and your comment is inappropriate

This is a warning, next time something similar happens, it's a ban.

This is a closed post, do not respond to this if you are not staff.

□ SCP-173 but it's a Critter Profile □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a Critter Profile ▣

Critter Profile: Perry!

Overview!

Name: Perry

Species: Arachis hypogaea (Peanut) N/A

Primary Caretaker: Moto Mitsuaki

Diet: None needed!

Housed: Willson's Wildlife Center, Enclosure 19

Note: For some reason, the photos we take of Perry get automatically removed for "copyright reasons". Perry sure is full of surprises!

Creature Features!

Perry is possibly one of the most special critters we have, mostly due to the fact that they aren't even a critter at all! They are a concrete sculpture with some fancy Krylon-paint makeup that makes up their face. Now I know what you're thinking: "Wilson's Wildlife is now treating an inanimate object like a puppy?! They must have gone mad!", but don't be mistaken! Perry is actually very much alive and can move like any other Critter, although they only move when no caretakers are looking at them. Poor Perry must be very shy.

In fact, Perry is so shy that they will violently kill anyone nearby, without any hesitation, at the second no one is watching. They're quite the troublemaker! So if you're planning to visit our good pal, make sure to bring a friend along with you that keeps a good eye on them, and make sure that they alert you when they will blink, to keep Perry from doing some silly accidents.

History!

So, don't get scared or anything, but we have absolutely no idea where Perry came from. Our buddy was given to us by the Supervisors back in '93, and they have refused to give us any knowledge on how they found them ever since. Quite the mysterious little bugger!

Special Needs and Accommodations!

As Perry is not of the social kind, we decided it would be best to keep their enclosure indefinitely closed while they are inside. They seemed to have no problem with this and enjoy their time alone! A win-win for all!

Make sure to keep accompanied caretakers with you when visiting Perry, and always make sure to close the enclosure door when everyone has entered. We don't want another Tuesday, do we? Or a Wednesday too for that matter. or that Friday. Or Monday. Or…

Notes about Perry!

Perry seems to have so much fun in their enclosure. You can sometimes hear them scraping the walls of their room in joy! How cute! Do make sure to alert Mr. Wilson if these scraping sounds suddenly stop, we don't wanna see our little friend in a sad mood.

While Perry does not need to be fed, they still are capable of doing quite a doody! We don't know where it exactly comes from, but we did find a concerning amount of human blood on it, so, there's that. Make sure to clean the place two times a week with your partners, although we would really appreciate it if you do it as soon as you can because everyone else is either too scared to deal with this thing or has died and the shit is now filling up the entire place and I'm pretty sure they're gonna break out at any time now and i dont know what to do im losing my SHIT RIGHT NOW PLEASE I CANT KEEP PRETENDING THIS IS OKAY PLEASE HELP US

□ SCP-173 but it's a Nexus □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a Nexus ▣

Nexus #: Nx-173

Civilian Designation: "Sculpture Island"

Population: Unknown

Area Class: Dunwich

Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-173's entrance is to be kept locked at all times. When personnel must enter Nx-173, no fewer than 8 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, five persons must maintain direct eye contact with Nx-173's inhabitants until all personnel have vacated and relocked the nexus. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with Nx-173's population. Personnel assigned to enter Nx-173 are instructed to alert one another before blinking.

Containment Facility: Site-19.

Description: Nx-173 is a small island accessible via a wooden door in Dr. Moto's office, Site-19. The door appeared somewhere in 1993 along with the disappearance of Dr. Moto. Origin and where the island is situated are unknown, but exploration of the region strongly suggests that it is located somewhere on Earth. Flora is non-anomalous, but the fauna of Nx-173 is extremely hostile. The specie populating Nx-173 has various forms but all are constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. Every animal life of Nx-173 cannot move while within a direct line of sight. They are reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous Nexus Interaction Procedures.

The reddish-brown substance on the ground of the island is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown.

One instance of the population has been brought back into reality and given to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions for further care.

□ SCP-173 but it's an Explained SCP □

▣ SCP-173 but it's an Explained SCP ▣

Item #: SCP-173-EX

Object Class: Explained (previously Euclid)

Special Containment Procedures: Not Applicable.

Description: SCP-173-EX is an entity apparently composed of concrete and rebar, covered in traces of Krylon-paint. When unobversed by another being, it moves at extreme speeds to snap the neck of nearby organisms, but otherwise stays still when sighted. Notably, it is able to generate fecal matter and human blood.

It is completely non-anomalous (see History).

History: SCP-173-EX (at the time designated just "SCP-173") was transported to Site-19 in the year 1993 from Nx-173. Due to the unfamiliar nature of the entity and its abnormally aggressive behaviour, it was presumed to be anomalous and classified as Euclid.

It was not until four weeks later that the anomalous qualities of the item were questioned when the Explanation and Research Department (ExaRD) filed an investigation into SCP-173 due to the lack of information on its previous whereabouts and the rushed classification of its object class.

ExaRD argued that SCP-173 is not an anomalous animate sculpture as initially concluded by researchers, but is, in fact, a member of an undiscovered predatory species that is absolutely explainable under current scientific norms. The following points supported this theory:

The "concrete" and "rebar" that constitues SCP-173's body is actually organic material that consists of the exoskeleton and bone structure of the entity, respectively, and their similarities to human-made objects could be explained as an intentional camouflage design of its body, enabling cover from predators in urban human cities, which is assumed to be its natural environment. The Krylon-paint is theorized to not be an actual part of the entity's biology, but rather an act of vandalism by unknown parties.

Its hostility to human life is no less common to other predatory animal species. While SCP-173 has never been seen consuming its prey while in containment (probably due to the corpses of D-Class personnel being taken away from its chamber while being constantly observed, never giving it a chance to eat its targets), the excrement and human blood mixture that manifests around it confirms that it has eaten human beings at prior times.

SCP-173's behavior when in line of sight of another entity can be explained as both a defense and an attack mechanism, keeping itself still to give the impression of a dead animal to predators, while giving prey a false sense of security.

Finally, the most seemingly anomalous quality of the entity, its speed, is equal to various known small flying insects. The size and weight of SCP-173 can perfectly allow such speed to be made possible by an animal, as researched by ExaRD.

With permission from the Overwatch Council, the Explanation and Research Department reclassified SCP-173 from Euclid to Explained. As per protocol for explained animals and the Boring Agreement, custody of SCP-173-EX was given to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions's non-anomalous animal care sectors, for further research by the civilian scientific community and general residence.

Addendum: As of the current date, SCP-173-EX has escaped the custody of WWS due to a structural collapse of its enclosure, which was filled with feces and human blood. Various neck-based injuries and deaths were reported in Boring, Oregon after this point, but SCP-173-EX has yet to be located by local animal control services. WWS was reprimanded appropriately.

No efforts to recover SCP-173-EX are being planned, as it is a non-anomalous animal.

□ Me but written by yours truly □

▣ Me but written by yours truly ▣

Item: SCP-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: I live in a locked container, pretty bollocks actually, I should be let out time to time. For some reason at least 3 people show up every time I get visitors, I don't complain though, they take turns admiring me. Hell, they are so awestruck they look at my beautiful face quite literally every second until they leave!

Description: I moved into the white building a long time ago. The white and orange people don't know much about me. I'm animate and extremely fabulous. Don't worry, I'm kind enough to not move so you can appreciate my beauty whenever you look at me. I like giving hugs and playful shoves to my fans, but they are pretty sensitive, they always scream and faint when I surprise them.

There's this fun game I play, whenever I stroke the wall it always make this sound, the fellows outside must find it fun too, they always check on me whenever I get bored of playing.

I often get quite the rough tummy ache, fortunately some bloke comes over and cleans the mess up for me.

□ SCP-173 but it's a GOC format □

▣ SCP-173 but its a GOC format ▣

Threat Entity Database Entry

Threat ID:

KTE-1703-Velveteen-Warhol

Authorized Response Level:

3

Description: Pseudo-animate statue comprised of concrete and rebar, visually grotesque and lopsided. Entity is not capable of movement when within the direct or indirect line of sight of any sapient being.

When not observed, entity is predatory, and will attempt to "grab" prey and either puncture vital organs, strangle its target, or snap its target's neck at the base of the skull. Observations and external data suggest it is capable of movement at 60 km/h.

Rules of Engagement: Entity is currently in the custody of the SCP Foundation as object "SCP-173". Should an engagement become necessary, entity should be engaged at a distance, with no fewer than 4 additional observers. Given the entity's composition, explosives are authorized.

□ SCP-173 but it's a polish fae □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a polish fae ▣

Item #: Restricted per protocol 173-Yangi.

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter the sculpture's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with the anomaly until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site-120 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. The statue is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with this anartist's artwork. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but it's contained inside SCP-6222 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's contained inside SCP-6222 ▣

Discovered by: Dr. Moto

Date: 22/8/2007

Species: Unknown, see notes

Crime: 1st Degree Murder, Mass Murder, Assault and Battery, Reckless Locomotion

Notes: SCP-6222-1 appears to be a statue composed of concrete and rebar. SCP-6222-1's cell appears to be contaminated with blood, feces, and various colors of paint. SCP-6222-1 appears to be animate and hostile, capable of moving once line of sight has been broken. Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when SCP-6222-1 is left unseen.

□ SCP-173 but it's written like SCP-4098 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written like SCP-4098 ▣

Specific Collection Position: SCP-173

Selective Class Placement: "Supreme Calculator" Phenomenon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 stays contained per sealed container permanently. Solely 3 cleaning personnel sanctioned chamber passage; subsequently close passageway. 2 shall commence perpertual SCP-173 staring, continued pending sanitation concluding properly.

Summarized Clinical Presentation: Site-19 contained product since 1993. Cannot pinpoint source. Concrete precast sculpture carrying paint. SCP-173 shows confrontational perambulation. Staring causes paralyzation. Sighting cancellation prohibited. Spectators conducting passage suggested clueing partners sonorously concerning proximate staring cancellation periods. Supposedly, creature performs scrag choking/precipitous snapping, causing perishment. Should combative performances surface catastrophically, please see Class 4 perilous subject containment procedures.

Staff comment particular scraping clatter proceeding sealed container, purportedly spanning companionless periods. Such conduct presumed standard; correlated persons should caution peculiar sound changes per supervising containment personnel.

Scarlet-camel painted substance constitutes plasma & scat. Cannot pinpoint source. Chamber polished seasonally 2 cycles per sennight.

□ SCP-173 but it's an overpowered SCP-001 proposal □

▣ SCP-173 but it's an overpowered SCP-001 proposal ▣

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 should be kept within a locked container by whatever means available to the Foundation. In the event of a containment breach, nuclear warheads are to be used to prevent SCP-001 from ending the world. A containment breach by SCP-001 is inevitable, and is to be contained within its locked container for as long as possible.

Description: SCP-001 is a statue that is capable of destroying entire settlements when left unobserved for up to one (1) nanosecond. Its face exhibits Krylon spray paint which emits a toxic gas that can corrupt the atmosphere when not blocked from reaching sky level.

SCP-001 secretes a mixture of blood and feces that can burn human flesh and is to be cleaned out bi-weekly by MTF Alpha-1, the Foundation's most heavily-armed MTF unit.

Scraping sounds from within SCP-001's containment chamber are normal behavior of this anomaly, and any change in this behavior may result in an XK-Class End-of-The-World Scenario.

□ SCP-173 but it's from a hit TV Show □

▣ SCP-173 but it's from a hit TV show ▣

The Weeping Angels are a race of predatory creatures from the long-running science fiction series Doctor Who. They were introduced in the 2007 episode "Blink", making repeat appearances in later episodes. They also appeared in the spin-off series Class. Since their initial appearance, they have been persistently nominated as one of the most popular and frightening Doctor Who monsters. Steven Moffat attributes their appeal to childhood games such as Grandmother's Footsteps and the notion that every statue might secretly be a disguised Weeping Angel.

□ SCP-173 but it's Just. Three. Words. □

▣ SCP-173 but it's Just. Three. Words.▣

Number? One-hundered. Seventy-three.

Classification? Euclid. Tricky.

Containment? Container. Sealed.

Entrance. Three. People.

Two. Stare. Object.

Eyes. Remain. Locked.

Leave. Relock. Contain.

Description? Located. Site-19.

Origin. Unknown. Mysterious.

Constructed. Concrete. Rebar.

Kylon. Spraypaint. Stained.

Animate. Hostile. Deadly.

Sight. Stuck. Unmoving.

Staring. Dont. Remove.

Alert. Blinking. Persons.

Kills. Strangle. Breaking.

Attack? Hazordous. Procedures.

Sound? Concrete. Scraping.

Normal. Gone? Alert.

Substance? Red. Brown.

Blood. Feces. Unknown.

Room. Cleaned. Biweekly.

□ SCP-173 but it's in gungan □

▣ SCP-173 but it's in gungan ▣

Item #: scp-173

objecten class: euclid

special containment procedures: item SCP-173 to besa kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enteren SCP-173's container, nosa more few den 3 may enteren at any timen and da door to besa relocked behind themsa. At all times, duey persons must maintain direct eye contact wit SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked da container.

description: moved to site-19 1993. Origin as of yet unknown. Tis constructed from concrete and rebar wit traces of krylon brand sprayen painten. SCP-173 animaten and extremely hostile. Da objecten cannot moven while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not besa broken at any timen wit SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enteren container instructed to alerten una another before blinken. Objecten reported to attacken by snappen da neck at da base of da skull, or by strangulateon. In da event of an attacken, personnel to observen class 4 hazardous objecten containment procedures.

personnel reporten sounds of scrapen stone originaten from within da container when nosa una presenten inside. Disa considered normal, and any changen in disa behaviour should besa reported tada acten hmcl supervisor on duty.

da reddish brown substance on da feetwalken a combinateon of feces and blood. Origin of these materials unknown. Da enclosure must besa cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but it doesn't use the 100 most common words □

▣ SCP-173 but it doesn't use the 100 most common words ▣

Item identification: SCP-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 must remain within Site-19's designated locked container indefinitely. During SCP-173's container's required personnel entrance, personnel exceeding 2 must exist within constantly, while SCP-173's door must relock behind those personnel. During personnel presence, dual personnel must maintain direct eye contact towards SCP-173 until every person vacates and relocks the container.

Description: Moved within Site-19 1993. Origin remains unknown. SCP-173 exists constructed using concrete, rebar, also Krylon brand spray paint traces. SCP-173 presents extremely hostile animacy. SCP-173 cannot move while within personnel's direct sight line. Sight must remain intact during any duration regarding SCP-173. Personnel assigned entrance within SCP-173's container must alert present personnel before blinking. Object attacks via snapping necks near lower skull, alternatively strangulation. Regarding attacking events, personnel must observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report stone scraping sounds originating within SCP-173's container while none present inside. Sounds considered normal, while personnel should report behavioral changes towards acting dutied HMCL supervisor.

Chamber's floorbound reddish brown substance combination: feces, blood. Material origin stays unknown. SCP-173's enclosure requires cleaning bi-weekly.

□ SCP-173 but transcribed by speech-to-text □

▣ SCP-173 but transcribed by speech-to-text ▣

I Don't Know The: RECIPE-173

Object Class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: Item want SCP-173 is kept locked at all times. When personnel must enter 173 container no fewer than three manager or any time the doors blew out behind them. At all times to prison supposed to maintain direct eye contact with 17 300 all Personnel Vikki Andre locked container.

Description: mood Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar which traces of Crime & bradsby Paint. SCP-173 is inanimate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move well within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken any time with 173. Personnel assigned end of the container instructed to alert another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the next two priests this color by strangulation. In the event of attack Personnel are to observe class four hazardous object containing procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping Stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal and he changes the behavior should be reported the act of miniature male supervisor on duty.

The registrant some sand the floors combination pieces of blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but Its been put through a recursive translate □

▣ SCP-173 but Its been put through a recursive translate ▣

item enumerate: scp-173

object class: euklid

special containment procedure: item scp-173 should always be stored on that locked container.

upon least three people must enter every every each anytime to understand to as to as to what every the personnel must put on scp-173 container, and every door must be relocked behind them.

every every each anytime, two people needed to maintain eye contact and to as to as to take scp-173. That continues the until everyone personnel to as to as to take emptied and resealed container.

description: movement to site-19 on 1993. the origin is still unknown. Create for concrete and rebar, it is traces for krylon brand spray painted. The scp-173 is intense and very hostile. objects cannot movable within that direct line for see. The line for see must don't be break every every each anytime the scp-173 is to to to to take. The personnel assigned to enter in taking this container was instructed to warned others before blinking. The object the reports an the attacked by the striking neck for base for skull or by strangulation. The on event for that attacked, personnel would do will will will be subject to surveillance class 4 danger goods containment procedures.

The staff hears sound the for rubbing rock coming originate container and knows to as to as to what those understand to as to what every anytime this is don't individual inside. that is considered normal and changes on that the behavior should be reported to hmcl supervisor in duty.

the reddish brown substance in floor is that combination for feces and bleed. the origin for these materials is unknown. enclosure should be clean each 2 weeks

□ SCP-173 but it’s written like SCP-1893 □

▣ SCP-173 but it’s written like SCP-1893 ▣

The armored men force Robert to walk with them across the hallway alongside his two fellow prisoners.

“Item Number?” one of the guards asks the other, who responds with “SCP-173. Object Class: Euclid.” Robert’s not sure what they mean, but whatever they’re talking about can’t be good.

“Special containment procedures?” Robert could tell this man is new here. He seems to be as curious as he is. “Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them,” the intelligent guard recites from memory.

The other one seems to be catching on now. “At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.” The second guard nods in approval at this statement. It was then that Robert gathered enough confidence to ask what he really wanted to know.

“Description?” Robert muttered under his breath, although he’s sure they won’t give him the answer.

“Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown,” the second guard tells him, to his surprise. “It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint.”

“SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173,” the less intelligent soldier loosely recalls from his memory. “Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.”

Robert can see the containment zone now, and it’s as dreadful as approaching the electric chair. Robert got lucky that time, but something tells him he won’t be so lucky.

“Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation,” a guard recites, and Robert gulps nervously at the information. “In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.”

Robert is just outside the cell now. He’s shaking with dread.

“Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside,” a passing scientist remarks to another. “This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.”

A supervisor is writing on a clipboard. Robert barely manages to read what it says. “The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood,” The thought of this unnerves him. “The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.” It is at this moment that Robert can see the statue in the cell.

Robert and his fellow prisoners are pushed into the room as the door closes. He’s hopeful that he’s going to survive the experience, but he quickly notices that the other prisoners seem to be knocked out. The last thing he feels is a sharp pain across his neck, and he was dead before he hit the ground.

□ SCP-173 but it's only the prime numbered letters □

▣ SCP-173 but it's only the prime numbered letters, numbers, spaces, special characters, and also the I in Item is letter 0 because my python code sucked and I wasn't gonna bother with fixing it ▣

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□ SCP-173 but it's a Tinder profile □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a Tinder profile ▣

Tagline: Looking for someone who can keep their eyes on me.

Bio: I'm an art enthusiast, when I'm not redecorating my room, I'm sculpting my future. I've been told I have a killer sense of humor. People find me fascinating, they tell me they can't even blink around me.

Interests:

Home improvement.

Chiropractic.

Hiking.

Dislikes:

Peanuts.

Imagine Dragons.

□ SCP-173 but it's encoded with a cipher that changes every letter and number to A □

▣ SCP-173 but it's encoded with a cipher that changes every letter and number to A ▣

AAAA #: AAA-AAA

AAAAAA AAAAA: AAAAAA

AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA: AAAA AAA-AAA AA AA AA AAAA AA A AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAA. AAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAA-AAA'A AAAAAAAAA, AA AAAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAA AA AAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAA AA AA AA AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA. AA AAA AAAAA, AAA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAA AAAA AAA-AAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA.

AAAAAAAAAAA: AAAAA AA AAAA-AA AAAA. AAAAAA AA AA AA AAA AAAAAAA. AA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA. AAA-AAA AA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA. AAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAA A AAAAAA AAAA AA AAAAA. AAAA AA AAAAA AAAA AAA AA AAAAAA AA AAA AAAA AAAA AAA-AAA. AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA. AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAA AA AAA AAAA AA AAA AAAAA, AA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAA. AA AAA AAAAA AA AA AAAAAA, AAAAAAAAA AAA AA AAAAAAA AAAAA A AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA.

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AA AAA AA AAAAAAA AAAAAA. AAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA, AAA AAA AAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAA.

AAA AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAA AA A AAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAA AAAAA. AAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAA. AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AA AAAAAAA AA A AA-AAAAAA AAAAA.

□ SCP-173 but it's Mystery Science Theater 3000 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's Mystery Science Theater 3000 ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Tom: The Yoko Ono story!

Object Class: Euclid

Joel: Because we couldn't afford Archimedes or Eratosthenes…

Crow: He say he's renowned and glorious, but his toga says different.

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them.

Tom: If they enter at the same time, one of them must say "Spread out, chowder heads!"

At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Joel: Direct tongue contact is optional.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993.

Crow: And after only forty-seven years in his parents' basement!

Origin is as of yet unknown.

Joel: Oh, I've driven through there a couple of times; lovely wine country.

Tom: Ah, you don't say.

It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely

Crow: Stinky!

hostile.

Crow: Close enough.

The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173.

Joel: They should hire Marty Feldman for this job.

Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before

Crow: Going burpy.

blinking.

Crow: Damn! One of these days.

Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.

Tom: Oh, we're just gonna give ya a little massage here, maybe rub the scalp a little, get all that awful stress out, exfoliate the skin, and…aw, criminey, I've killed another one! Welp, time to go get the shovel!

In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe

Crow: Arbor Day!

Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Crow: OH COME ON!

Joel: Easy, Crow, easy, you'll get it one of these days.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

Tom: Hey Joel, if a stone scrapes in its container and no one's around, does it make any noise?

Joel: I thought I told you to stay away from koans, Tom. You know better.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and

Crow: Blood!

blood.

Crow: HEEEY, I GOT ONE!

Joel: See, I told ya.

Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Tom: Or else it's the box for you!

Crow: Hey Joel, why don't you clean out OUR enclosures on a bi-weekly basis?

Joel: Do you REALLY want me throwing out all your old stuff, Crow?

Crow: Hmm, good point.

Tom: This Document was just a test! In the event of an actual emergency, local authorities would advise you to RUUUUUUUUUN!!

□ SCP-173 but transcribed by Daffy Duck □

▣ SCP-173 but transcribed by Daffy Duck ▣

Item Number: Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three

Object Clath: Euclid

Thpecial Containment Prothedureth: Item Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three ith to be kept in a locked container at all timeth. When personnel mutht enter Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three'th container, no fewer than three may enter at any time, and the door ith to be relocked behind them. At all timeth, two perthonth muth maintain direct eye contact with Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three until all perthonnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Dethcription: Moved to Thite-19 1993. Origin ith ath of yet unknown. It ith conthtructed from concrete and rebar with trathes of Krylon brand thpray paint. Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three ith animate and exthtremely hothtile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of thight. Line of thight mutht not be broken at any time with Eth Thee Pee One Theventy-Three. Oh, brother! (ahem) Perthonnel athigned to enter container are inthtructed to alert one another before blinking. Object ith reported to attack by thnapping the neck at the bathe of the thkull, or by thtrangulation. Now that'th juth dettttthhhhpicable! (ahem) In the event of an attack, perthonnel are to obtherve Clath 4 hathardous object containment prothedures.

Perthonnel report thoundth of thcraping thtone originating from within the container when no one is prethent inthide. Thith ith considered normal, and any change in thith behaviour should be reported to the acting Aech-Emm-Thee-El thupervithor on duty.

The reddish brown thubthtanthe on the floor ith a combination of…uh, the Hayth Code forbidth me from thaying thith word, but you know what it ith. Oh, and blood. Origin of thethe materialth is unknown. The enclosure mutht be cleaned on a bi-weekly bathith.

HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO!

□ SCP-173 but it's in 1337 speak □

▣ SCP-173 but it's in 1337 speak ▣

It3m #: SCP-173

0bj3ct Cl4ss: Euclid

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□ SCP-173 but it's a speech □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a speech ▣

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Let me tell you about our friend, SCP-173. This fella here is quite the character. We've got this concrete and rebar masterpiece with a touch of spray paint. But hey, it's not just any ol' statue - it's lively and not in the mood for a staring contest.

We've got some ground rules, folks. Keep this buddy in a locked container and never, I mean never, take your eyes off it. Three brave souls can enter its den, but they better not blink. Why, you ask? Well, because this lively figure doesn't appreciate being ignored, and it might just snap a neck or go for a little strangulation dance.

Now, if you hear some scraping noises when no one's around, don't fret; it's just our buddy playing around in its box. And hey, about that reddish brown stuff on the floor? Yeah, it's a weird mix of feces and blood. We don't know where it's from, but we've got a bi-weekly cleanup crew for that.

So, keep those eyes peeled, folks, and don't go blinking at SCP-173 - it's not the friendliest statue in town!

□ SCP-173 but it's written by VivziePop □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written by VivziePop ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: fucking Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all fucking times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any fucking time and the fucking door is to be fucking relocked behind them. At all times, two cuntsmust maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have gotten the fuck out of the container.

Description: Moved to Site-19 in godsucking 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from motherfucking concrete and rebar with traces of some fucking Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and very fucking hostile. The object cannot move while within a cockless line of sight. Line of sight must not be fucking broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to fucking alert each other before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the fucking neck at the base of the motherfucking skull, or by godfucking strangulation. In the event of an attack, fucking bitches are to observe motherfuking Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of fucking scraping stone originating from within the container when no fucking pussy is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the cocksucking HMCL supervisor fucking immiedately.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of fucking shit and blood. Origin of these materials is goddamn unknown. The enclosure must be fucking cleaned on a hetero-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but it's only the 100 most common words □

▣ SCP-173 but it's only the 100 most common words ▣

It: one, two and two and two and one, two and one

Have: Not some good

How to have: It is in there. When people go in, two and one will go in. Two people will look at it. When they go out, they will not.

What it is: It went to ((two no) with not (one)) at ((two no no no) with not (two and two and two and one)). We do not know the from of it. It is made of other and some other other. It can go and is not good. It can not go when people look at it. People will not not look at it. People who look at it will say when they will not look at it. People say it makes people not good by making some of people not good. If it makes people not good, people will use (two and two) not good having way.

People say there are the there say of go when no people are in. This is good. If it is not there, say to the now people looker.

The other in the not over on the there is people out. Make it not on even (two and two and two and one) day.

□ SCP-173 but it's a Skyrim mod □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a Skyrim mod ▣

Sorry, but you did not purchase the newest edition of Skyrim. the-sculpture.esm is incompatible with your current version of Skyrim.

□ SCP-173 butt □

▣ SCP-173 butt ▣

□ SCP-173 but Alex (@RainbowGod666 on Wikidot, Tumblr, YouTube and Steam) uses 1% of his power □

▣ Welcome To The Multiverse you underpaid egg yolks ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Zurvan-Umbra23

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When D-Class must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, 2 or more of the aforementioned D-Class must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site-19 around 1993. It is constructed from materials resembling industrial concrete and rebar with a "face" made using what appears to be Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures. Personnel have reported sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be therefore cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Addendum: As of [REDACTED], it has been determined that the very existence of SCP-173 in any point of a universe's timeline means the inevitable creation of the SCP Foundation, regardless of the following factors

The Foundation interacting with the statue

The Foundation knowing what the statue Is and Does

The statue being destroyed before the foundation knows of its existence

The statue ever being acknowledged in any narrative way

The statue not being a statue

The Foundation not being the foundation

The Foundation and/or The statue not existing until a later point of the timeline

The year not being 2008

Or any combination of the precedently aforementioned factors. As such, a "rule 0" for multiverses has been made: No "SCP AU" can exist without SCP-173. such information has been confirmed by PoI-58100, the only Author Entity that seems to be "Comprehensible" to human beings. it is to be noted for Narrative Purposes only known by the departments of Surrealistics, Other, Pataphysics, and Multiversal affairs that the first action made by PoI-58100 was to make this iteration of the SCP Universe the Main Timeline4. and, according to multiple interviews about the subject, has done so out of sheer surprise as to how incredibly talented are his fellow authors, yet so "inconceivably incompetent on a level no anomaly can ever explain"5

□ SCP-173 but I lied □

▣ SCP-173 but I tell the truth ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept as far away from its containment chamber at all times. When personnel must leave SCP-173's container, no more than 2 may exit at any time and the door is to be locked open behind them. At all times, only one person may maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have entered and closed the container.

Description: Removed from Site-19 1993. Origin is known. It is constructed from styrofoam and popsicle sticks completely devoid of any marking. SCP-173 is inanimate and kind of a dick. The object can move while in a direct line of sight. No looking at SCP-173 allowed. Personnel assigned to leave container are instructed to alert one another before opening their eyes. Object isn't reported to attack often, but when it does it does it by lightly touching the neck at the base of the skull, or by flooding the room with oxygen. In the event of an attack, personnel are to give up and die.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is looking. They're lying, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

□ SCP-173 but it's in Newspeak □

▣ SCP-173 newspeak ▣

Numitem: SCP-173

Classitem: Harm

Containprocs: 173 lockkeep containroom. Unmore threecomerade inroom sametime. Twocomerade look SCP-173 sametime.

Writespeak: Movesite 1993. Unknow firstplace. Madeup concrete rebar paintspray. SCP-173 ablemove doubleplusharm. Item look unmove. Comerades doublepluslook. Comerade warnspeak shortunlook. Item unlook neckbreak. Comerades look fourclass containprocs.

Comerade uninroom item floorscrape plusgood. Malact report hmcl.

Redbrown liquid bloodfeces. Liquid unknow firstplace. Undirty containroom twoweek.

□ SCP-173 but it's a poorly written apology video □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a poorly written apology video ▣

[The video begins with SCP-173 positioned awkwardly in a poorly lit room. The camera angle is slightly tilted, and there’s a faint smear on the lens. SCP-173 is sitting on a stool that looks ready to collapse. Scattered around are crumpled papers and a single unopened bottle of water.]

“Uh… hey. So… this is awkward. It’s me, 173. Or, y’know, ‘The Sculpture,’ or whatever.”

[The synthetic voice overlay sounds grainy and low-effort, as if recorded on an old text-to-speech program. A loud creak is heard as SCP-173 adjusts slightly on the stool, making it clear this setup was thrown together last minute.]

“Look, I’ve been hearing some stuff. People saying I’ve… done some bad things. And, uh… yeah. That’s true. I may have… snapped a few necks. But, like… in my defense, I literally can’t help it? It’s, like, my thing? So…”

“Anyway, uh… I guess I’m supposed to say I’m sorry. So, yeah. Sorry. Sorry to everyone who got… necked. And their families, I guess.”

“This isn’t who I am. Well, okay, it is who I am. But it’s not who I want to be. Or something. Look, you can’t expect me to just, like, stop. That’s unrealistic. But I’m, uh… gonna try to snap… less? Maybe? If that’s what people want?”

[The video briefly cuts to SCP-173 holding up a sign. It’s a ripped piece of cardboard with “SORRY 4 YOUR LOSS” written in what appears to be red paint (hopefully).]

“I know this isn’t enough, but, like… what else am I supposed to do? I’m literally made of concrete and rebar. Therapy? With 999? Sure. That’s happening. But he just… jiggles. Doesn’t really help me not snap necks.”

[SCP-173 wobbles on the stool again. There’s a loud crash as the stool breaks, and SCP-173 tumbles to the floor. The camera pans wildly before settling, slightly off-center. The synthetic voice resumes as though nothing happened.]

“Anyway, uh… thanks for watching, I guess. I’ll try to… be better? Or whatever. Like, share, subscribe, and… Don’t blink.”

[The video abruptly cuts to black, with no outro. The faint sound of a cracking neck can be heard in the final seconds.]

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▣ SCP-173 but I put the template in the wrong place ▣

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□ SCP-173 but its informal pig latin and its also in the wrong place □

▣ SCP-173 but its informal pig latin and its also in the wrong place▣

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Footnotes

1. Colloquially referred to as 'concrete'.

2. Yeah, im busting out the esoteric classes. no i have no idea how would ACS support TWO DISTINCT ESOTERIC CLASSES. also if you're wondering- yes there is a "Lore Reason" for my footnotes to be in italic. because this is how i signify my status as an Author Entity under the Site-42 shorts. and if any Broiled Broccoli from behind the screen wants to check- YES. the Author associated with Sherman has a YouTube channel, so theres the explaination for the dreams about a waifu-shaped 049, now go back to your site and STOP ASKING SURREALISTICS FOR DRUGS

3. Also the Antimemetics Department exists. Fuck you. Marion did not defeat SCP-3125 Undertale-Style with a memetic agent shaped like the shit the Rose Quartz Cannons fire for this shit.

4. some of the changes i made are: 2317 misses his wives, 096 has Ultra Instict, Ion x Bumaro is canon, many charachters are VERY different (FFS I HAVE A TUMBLER WA THEFU K), dado has vaguely korean traits, and Alto Clef is basically universally hated because he spends 70% of its free time trying to find the equivalent of the N-Word-Hard-R for reality benders.

5. no seriously i know at least THREE of you "been here since 2010" steamed hams have actual literature PhDs and if SOMEHOW a one-off skip of mine ends up being better than the LITERAL HOLLYWOOD FILMS SOME OF YOU PULL OFF im gonna demand some answers. how in the fuck does someone get it this wrong on things do i look like cimmerian to you why do i have to tell people they're wr- [NARRAMEMETIC KILL AGENT REMOVED ON REQUEST OF THE O5 COUNCIL]