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<sakaali>
Hello, Nobody.

<einBoot>
yo nobody

what's up

<sakaali>
What's the matter? Unusually early conference call.

<'n06ody>
I'll keep it brief: I'm in trouble.

<einBoot>
oh shit

<sakaali>
Where are you?

<einBoot>
that's not good at all

<'n06ody>
I'm holded up in a net cafe right now.

In the middle of Pennsylvania.

<sakaali>
I can send someone to pick you up. After all, that got boat out of Volgograd before.

<einBoot>
that wasn't my fault

<'n06ody>
Nah, that would be too much of a hassle.

<einBoot>
whats the trouble about, anyway

<'n06ody>
Some South American paramilitary guys, boat. A junta force, maybe?

I should be fine. Mostly.

<sakaali>
Mostly?

<einBoot>
i think i know who you mean nobody lemme find a pic

<'n06ody>
So, I caught them snooping around the area of interest.

Actually, more like they caught me snooping on them snooping.

<sakaali>
That means this definitely was related to the recent anom-incident in Penns?

No coincidences?

<'n06ody>
Yup. Not a coincidence, as far as I can tell.

<sakaali>
Damn. Possible Asian leaks? I'm sure there weren't any from over here.

<einBoot>
do you think they knew what they were looking for

<'n06ody>
Yeah, I'm fairly sure they did. They didn't meander a lot.

Like the other groups usually do. :P

<sakaali>
What do you think, boat? You seem to know the Pan-American groups more than we do.

<einBoot>
not sure, honestly, but ill know more once nobody confirms my suspicions

you seem more antsy than usual sakal

<sakaali>
I know, just nervous. Sorry if I'm asking a lot of questions against protocol.

<'n06ody>
I understand. Just wanting to make sure I'm alright. Thanks.

<einBoot>
hold up i think i found em

dammit the pics not loading wait a min

<sakaali>
Continuing. What happened after they caught you?

<'n06ody>
This guy shouted at me in some language

Couldn't tell if it was Portugese or Spanish.

basically I clocked him and stole his motorbike

Got the hell out of there and I ended up here.

<einBoot>
found a new pic

<sakaali>
Do you know what the guy yelled at you?

<'n06ody>
Dunno exactly. Lots of the standard, "Who are you, what are you doing here?" type.

<einBoot>
got it. did they look like this: los_cotizantes1979.jpg

<'n06ody>
Holy shit, that's exactly what they looked like. Great job, as usual, boat.

<sakaali>
Who are they?

<einBoot>
thanks. they're "Los Cotizantes", an argentine paramilitary org

like an argentine UIU but not government run

<'n06ody>
Oh, thank god, at least I know it's not Portugese.

<sakaali>
Portugese isn't an official language there, right?

<einBoot>
yeah they speak spanish

<'n06ody>
fuck

they're outside across the street

i think they saw the bike

<sakaali>
Can you run for it?

<einBoot>
can you deal with them

<'n06ody>
both unlikely but ill try

fuck theyre coming thsi way

do me a fvaor guys

<sakaali>
For sure. What is it?

<einBoot>
we got you

<'n06ody>
im gonna wipe my drive

sabe theise fiels: dsc001.zip, dsc002.zip, dsc003.zip, dsc004.zip, dsc005.zip

<sakaali>
Downloading. They're huge files.

<einBoot>
downloading as well. what are they?

<'n06ody>
drive backups dont lose em

i have a question boot

<einBoot>
yeah?

<'n06ody>
do the argentinians waterboard during interrogations

<einBoot>
yeah

<'n06ody>
fuck theyre here im fucked

trying to stay incog rn

<sakaali>
TTYL, you got this.

<einBoot>
stay alive dude you're a good person

<sakaali>
^

<'n06ody>
shit they saw me

wish me luck

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<sakaali>
Does he even speak Spanish?

<einBoot>
some spanish

<sakaali>
He's screwed.

<einBoot>
i think he's got it under control

you know

<sakaali>
Really? Why so?

<einBoot>
i mean after all

nobody expects a spanish inquisition