Gamers Against War - SCP Foundation

Bluntfiend's Humble Doobie Barn

bluntfiend: Lmao someone just sent me this out of nowhere

lesbian_gengar sent you what?

bluntfiend: Give me a moment, I'm trying to send it

gaycopmp4: lmao

bluntfiend: https://gamersagainstweed.bluntfiend.net/uploads/2jfjd883j3djksksdfl.jpg

lesbian gengar: a

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polaricecraps: ?

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hetcopogg: wtf

lesbian_gengar: aaa

lesbian_gengar: a

harmpit: waht's goign onn?

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bluntfiend: What the fuck are you doing

lesbian_gengar: a

bones: I assume there is a good reason for this spam lesbian_gengar.

lesbian_gengar: sorry about that everyone

lesbian_gengar: had to get that image off the screen

gaycopmp4: lmao why

lesbian_gengar: bluntfiend wtf why would you send a memetic

jockjamsvol6: I was gone for like, 5 minutes.

harmpit: ohhh shtiitttt

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bluntfiend: What? It's just a stupid meme I found on twitter. You're not seriously saying that's a memetic.

lesbian_gengar: it is literally a memetic

kkrule: woah okay what

lesbian_gengar: have you noticed any changes in your behavior lately?

bluntfiend: No, I feel completely normal.

lesbian_gengar: are you sure?

bones: Judging by the content of the image in question, I would assume it has something to do with your prolific marijuana consumption.

polaricecraps: ^^^

bluntfiend: Oh shit, you're right.

lesbian_gengar: fuck

bluntfiend: I haven't had a smoke in at least a couple hours. I haven't even wanted to. Shit, this is weird.

gaycopmp4: now you're just fiend

jockjamsvol6: Our intrepid leader has been robbed of his namesake. I guess this means I take his place

jockjamsvol6: I officially declare us Gamers Against Jock Jams

lesbian_gengar: lmao no need

lesbian_gengar: i can make something to counteract it just give me a few minutes

bluntfiend: Shit, okay, thanks.

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gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: drugs are bad - gamers for weed

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jockjamsvol6: LMAO

polaricecraps: ??? wtf

lesbian_gengar: pfft

harmpit: hahahhshhaha

bluntfiend: Lmao Gamers For Weed is still a thing? I thought that was just a stupid meme

jockjamsvol6: No they kinda turned into their own thing.

gaycopmp4: trying to get me to stop smoking?

gaycopmp4: this cannot go unpunished

bluntfiend: Agreed. We won't let them rob our lifestyle from us.

lesbian_gengar: i have a few ideas

polaricecraps: wait so like what exactly is gfw

lesbian_gengar: us but bad /j

bluntfield: A few months ago jockjamsvol6 made a new IRC called "Gamers For Weed" for a meme. It was funny for a bit, but everyone got bored of it after a bit and left. Apparently, some people stayed.

lesbian_gengar: yeah, they've kinda formed their own community, half stupid bullshit and half support group for queer/anomalous teens

lesbian_gengar: its cool to see. i check in every once in a while

gaycopmp4: you mean they've been right under our noses this whole time??? those bastards!

lesbian_gengar: its mostly younger kids in gfw, like 13-18

jockjamsvol6: Yeah, it's really cool to see them grow and develop their own identity. But this insubordination will not stand. We must retaliate.

lesbian_gengar: ill pm you

kkrule: anyways

kkrule: does anyone wanna watch my stream?

Smoke-Free Lounge

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gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: operation log onto gamers against weed irc chat and make them quit weed was a success

halpidkplz: Dude your names for things are too long

professorwhitesphere: or, alternatively: they aren't long enough

reaganomicks: yk what else isnt long enough

shiningsilver: Perfect. How'd they react?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: not sure, I logged off before they could say anything

aaaaa: Fastest logout in the west ;D

reaganomicks: that's not the only thing they're fast at-

juice: reaganomicks Knock it off with the sexual innuendo. This is your last warning.

professorwhitesphere: lmao reaganomicks got told off

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: you think they're gonna retaliate?

shiningsilver: Yeah probably

mansplaining_kanaya: How So?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: yeah what do you think theyre gonna do

shiningsilver: IDK, troll our socials maybe? I know they have some hackers so be prepared for that.

aaaaa: I don't want them to hurt my Instagram TvT

aaaaa: I just got to 300 followers!!! :D

hellcat: yeah what if they delete my meme page

shiningsilver: Guys, chill. They aren't going to do anything serious. They're not assholes.

halpidkplz: Tbh the internet would probably be better without most of us anyways

professorwhitesphere: i mean. yeah.

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: without us what would the world do? we're the last thing standing between civilized society and recreational marijuana

mansplaining_kanaya: Wait To Clarify We Don't Actually Have A Rule Against Weed Right?

hellcat: ^^^ was wondering that too

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: i will literally come to your house and slap you silly with a salmon if you do weed

halpidkplz: No weed allowed!! If you so much as THINK of smoking weed it's a permaban! /j

reaganomicks: weed is cringe dont smoke

firecacti: bold of you to assume I have a house gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed

shiningsilver: Knock yourself out. I don't smoke but I'm not gonna, like, ban anyone if you do. Your body your choice.

aaaaa: Weed smells bad :C

mansplaining_kanaya: Okay Good To Know, Thank You shiningsilver

shiningsilver: No problem.

professorwhitesphere: anyway has anyone seen the new portal game?

hellcat wait there's a new portal game??? holy shit???

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lesbian_gengar: https://gamersforweed.shiningsilver.net/uploads/fi39jdjd9320fk.jpg

lesbian_gengar: this means war

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gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: yeah it's been out for a bit

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

aaaaa: Yes? o/

halpidkplz: SHIT

halpidkplz: I THINK I WANNA DO WEED NOW

hellcat: im guessing that's the memetic effect

mansplaining_kanaya: I Feel No Different

halpidkplz: YEAH NO SHIT KANAYA

professorwhitesphere: lmaooooo we deserved it tbh

halpidkplz: FUCK MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME IF I SMOKE

juice: halpidkplz Calm down. Just look at the memetic we made and it'll be fine.

shiningsilver: I guess this is war.

reaganomicks: the gamers against war

hellcat: i second that name

aaaaa: I third!!! XD

professorwhitesphere: i fifth

shiningsilver: It's settled. The Gamers Against War has officially begun.

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: ohhhhh shiiiiiiiit

professorwhitesphere: fuck yeah

To: All Foundation Staff

From: Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration

Subject: Memetic Hazards

Due to recent events regarding GoI-102 ("Gamers Against Weed") and GoI-153 ("Gamers For Weed") and their use of memetic agents against Foundation personnel, personnel are reminded to never open emails, text messages, or other forms of communication on secure Foundation devices from unknown sources without crawlers scanning the content first for memetic, cognito, or infohazards.

Thank you,

Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration

To: Agent James Caere

From: Dr. Peter Lyr

Subject: How are you?

Hey, James, are you alright? I heard you guys in Eta-10 have been taking the brunt of these memetic attacks.

Best Wishes,

Dr. Peter Lyr

To: Dr. Peter Lyr

From: Agent James Caere

Subject: Re:How are you?

Hello Peter! Been awhile since we've last spoken. Yes, I'm fine. We've been dealing with these attacks, but they're more of jokes than much of anything right now. Just a bunch of memetic images telling people smoke weed or not smoke weed, from GAW and GFW.

Kind regards,

Agent James Caere

To: Agent James Caere

From: Dr. Peter Lyr

Subject: Re:Re:How are you?

It has been awhile since we've spoken, unfortunately. It's good that you're alright, though. That's what I've heard for the most part, about this whole situation. I'm just hoping it doesn't affect the Foundation any further than it is right now, although I've heard we've got good resources on stopping the spread internally and externally. Here's to hoping they don't take this joke too far, like usual with GAW.

Best Wishes,

Dr. Peter Lyr

To: Agent James Caere, Dr. Peter Lyr

From: jockjamsvol6

Subject: Re:Re:Re:How are you?

This is no mere "joke" or "shenanigan". One may consider it a "hijink", but under no circumstances should it be called a "jape". Our way of life has been threatened. Weed is disappearing from the streets at an alarming rate.

This is the war against drugs, and we are on the side of the drugs.

- Gamers Against Weed

Bluntfield's Humble War Room

hetcopogg: so then i blocked her

harmpit: jsesu htecpop waht apos

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mansplaining_kanaya: https://gamersagainstweed.bluntfiend.net/uploads/9fj3jmt57f7fja9

mansplaining_kanaya: Take That Skunk-Smelling Swine

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bluntfiend: Okay, everyone's innocuated against this one already, right?

lesbian_gengar: yep i'm good

harmpit: a-okya

kektagon: Facing unparalleled drug abuse among our youth in the 1970’s and early 1980’s, visionary Los Angeles Police Chief Daryl Gates and the Los Angeles Unified School District in 1983 launched an unprecedented and innovative substance abuse prevention education program – Drug Abuse Resistance Education.

bones: .mute kektagon

Server: 1 user has been muted

gaycopmp4: lmao dumbass

bluntfiend: Alright, that's it. I'm locking Gamers Against Weed to new members. We are in a state of war, and that means sacrifices need to be made.

Server: 5 channels have been locked

jockjamesvol6: kektagon I'll PM you the countermeme.

bluntfiend: BTW, lesbian_gengar are you ready with that next meme yet?

lesbian_gengar: finishing touches, give me a few

polaricecraps: whats this one going to do?

harmpit: rmemebr when gacoyp gto soooopsised att btlunfelid fro tath stuipd stpehn kgin jkoe

jockjamsvol6: HAHAHAHAHAHA

gaycopmp4: dude fuck you

hetcopogg: honey, its been months. are you really still upset about that?

bluntfiend: Are you really going to stand in the way of the war effort? Treason!

gaycopmp4: im not like, actively mad, just kind of frustrated bc i really don't think its a funny joke and he wont drop it

jockjamsvol6: gaycopmp4, you're entitled to your opinion and all, but can we please not do this again? I thought we were past this.

gaycopmp4: fine. this doesn't mean i think its funny, i just care more about winning the gamers against war than i do about this stupid joke

bluntfiend: Duly noted.

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kkrule: hey bluntfiend im trying to add my friend to the chat but it cant join, did the password change or something?

lesbian_gengar: we locked the chat to new members for now because we keep getting attacked

bluntfiend: I locked the chat to new- what she said.

kkrule: :(

lesbian_gengar: bluntfiend new meme is ready. should i send it or does somebody else want to do the honors?

kkrule: oh i want to!

jockjamsvol6: Godspeed, brave soldier. o/

gaycopmp4: o/

harmpit: o/

bluntfiend: o/

polaricecraps: o/

lesbian_gengar: lmao

lesbian_gengar: ill PM you the file. DO NOT look at it, okay?

kkrule: don't worry i know how to do this :)

hetcopogg: o/

hetcopogg: sorry for the late response i was making a bagel

harmpit: hwta kidn ofb agle?

Smoke-Free Battlefield

mansplaining_kanaya: Guys Help My Parents Found My Rainbow Flag

halpidkplz: Oh shit, how'd they react?

firecacti: r u ok

mansplaining_kanaya: They Asked Why I Have It And I Said It Was A Gift For A Friend

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mansplaining_kanaya: I Don't Think They Believed Me

aaaaa: Oh no!!! D:

reaganomicks: shit you good

mansplaining_kanaya: Not Really

risingstorm: anything we can do?

mansplaining_kanaya: No I Think I Am Just Going To Go Cry For A Bit

mansplaining_kanaya: I Don't Know When I'll Be Able To Log On Again So I'll See You When I Can

professorwhitesphere: ok, feel better soon <3

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: we're here for you

halpidkplz: ^^^

shiningsilver: Good luck mansplaining_kanaya

mansplaining_kanaya: Thanks Guys

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aaaaa: Poor Kanaya :((( I hope they're okay

reaganomicks: yea me too

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: sorry to bring the conversation back to stupid shit but

halpidkplz: Go ahead

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: okay so what's our next move in the gamers against war

shiningsilver: Well, I'm working on setting up some more bot accounts on Tumblr. Anybody have any status updates?

elouanwastaken: Lmao you're still doing that?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: we will not surrender

aaaaa: I am staying out of it! But it is funny to watch XD

reaganomicks: shiningsilver spamming subreddits as we speka

reaganomicks: speak8

reaganomicks: speak*

halpidkplz: Nice lmao

halpidkplz: I've spread some memetics around a couple Discords, I think they're gaining traction there

elouanwastaken: holy shit this is like an actual thing you're doing

shiningsilver: Yep.

elouanwastaken: i love this

hellcat: Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.

professorwhitesphere: OH NO THEY GOT HELLCAT

juice: .mute hellcat

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shiningsilver: Le sign.

shiningsilver: Welp, I gotta leave for school soon. Good luck comrades.

halpidkplz: See you later

eloaunwastaken: lmao ttyl

aaaaa: Byeeeee!! :D

risingstorm: have a good day

reaganomicks: byebye

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halpidkplz: Okay but does anyone else wonder if maybe we shouldn't be doing this?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: doing what?

halpidkplz: All this memetic stuff, the Gamers Against War thing

halpidkplz: I mean I'm all for telling people not to do drugs, addiction is a scary thing but we're messing with people's minds

halpidkplz: There's no way this is healthy

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: i mean im sure the janitors do a shitton of that stuff anyways so does it really matter

halpidkplz: Just because they're doing it doesn't mean WE should too. They're professionals and we're just kids sitting in our rooms

professorwhitesphere: i mean these kinds of memetics arent really dangerous

professorwhitesphere: we're just putting an idea in people's heads

professorwhitesphere: its like talking just stronger and more direct

halpidkplz: Ugh idk, sorry

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: its fine don't worry

professorwhitesphere: halpidkplz i promise i wouldn't be encouraging this if it wasn't totally safe

halpidkplz: Yeah I know, sorry

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: no need to apologize

professorwhitesphere: ^ ^ ^ its good that some of us stop to think about our actions

halpidkplz: Thanks guys :)

halpidkplz: I gotta go, family stuff

halpidkplz: Ttyl

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: cya

professorwhitesphere: talk to you soon

firecacti: bai

risingstorm: shit sorry i missed all this, was in the middle of a game of rocket league

risingstorm: see you later halp!

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firecacti: did you win??

Washington Post

Democracy Dies in Darkness

Washington
June 8th, 2022

INFLUENTIAL IMAGES

New Pro-Marijuana And Anti-Marijuana Campaigns On Social Media Are Influencing Today's Youth

To: Department of Public Disinformation

From: Director Richard Praf

Subject: Recent Veil Threats

This situation is getting out of hand. We should not be facing serious threats to the Veil because a bunch of gamers are waging an internet war. Until this situation is resolved, anyone assigned to the "Gamers Against War" incident are working overtime to clean this up, and you will all be reprimanded for letting it get to this point. I'm disappointed that I even need to send this email.

Regards,

Director Richard Praf

To: Director Richard Praf

From: Agent Ryan Masyl

Subject: Re:Recent Veil Threats

With all due respect, director, it isn't our fault that a bunch of kids with no other priorities are spreading memetic agents on every level of the internet. We shouldn't be punished for lacking the resources to deal with such a surprisingly massive threat. If we're going to get in trouble for not being supplied with the resources to deal with the GAW crisis, I'll be speaking to human resources.

Sincerely,

Agent Ryan Masyl

To: Director Richard Praf

From: Agent Leo Wraig

Subject: Re:Recent Veil Threats

Sir, if you want us to effectively filter all of the memetic agents being circulated by GAW and GFW, we need resources. You're barely devoting enough people or webcrawlers to this situation and still expecting us to keep everything under the radar. If you care about protecting the Veil, stop devoting resources to less pressing projects and focus on the urgent matter at hand.

Thank you,

Agent Leo Wraig

To: Director Richard Praf

From: Agent Samantha Alistor

Subject: Re:Recent Veil Threats

Director Praf,

Marijuana usage has been fluctuating at unprecedented levels the past several days, and people are starting to notice. Approximately 17% of all images uploaded to social media platforms in the previous 48 hours have been anomalous in nature, and that number is only growing. This is more than our department can handle at the moment. Yes, GAW and GFW are just young adults, but they're powerful young adults. At least one of them has over a dozen confirmed casualties. We need at least 3 times the manpower and a lot more funding than you're currently granting us. Things are getting dire.

Agent Samantha Alistor

Bluntfiend's Humble War Room

bluntfiend: Okay so

polaricecraps: ?

bluntfiend: shiningsilver, Gamers For Weed's leader, contacted me about a truce. He wants to speak with us. Should I add her to the chat?

lesbian_gengar: i say go for it

harmpit: srue

jockjamsvol6: It couldn't hurt.

gaycopmp4: what they said

bluntfiend: Alright, give me a moment.

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bluntfiend: Welcome, shiningsilver

shiningsilver: Hello all. I have come to propose an end to the Gamers Against War.

kkrule: :O

bluntfiend: May I ask why?

lesbian_gengar: ^^^ im curious too

shiningsilver: It's been a few weeks, and the joke is kind of wearing off. The members of GFW are getting tired of having to avoid memetics on social media, and the Janitors are getting pissed. Plus hellcat won't stop talking about Stephen King and nobody knows how to fix them.

gaycopmp4: ok maybe it is a little funny

polaricecraps: rofl

lesbian_gengar: lmao i can take care of that

bluntfiend: Back to the topic at hand, what exactly do you propose?

shiningsilver: I propose we call an immediate ceasefire in the Gamers Against War.

jockjamsvol6: So we win?

gaycopmp4: of course we win they're surrendering

shiningsilver: No. I am suggesting a draw.

harmpit: ok wec an clal ita dawr

harmpit: but erveyon nkows we raely wown

gaycopm4: ^

lesbian_gengar: lmao

bluntfiend: Okay, deal. It's settled. The Gamers Against War has officially come to an end.

jockjamsvol6: Many smokers were lost, but just as many were gained. Truly a devastating conflict.

shiningsilver: It was a pleasure, gentlemen/women/people.

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kkrule: now that that's over, im starting a stream, does anyone want to watch?

bones: I will watch kkrule. Send me the hyperlink in a private message.

kkrule: thank you! :D

gaycopmp4: well it was fun while it lasted lmao

bluntfiend: I need a smoke.

Smoke-Free Battlefield

shiningsilver: Okay, back from Gamers Against Weed.

risingstorm: how'd it go?

shiningsilver: The Gamers Against War is officially at an end.

professorwhitesphere: aw, already? i never even got to finish the billboard

aaaaa: Yayyyyyy!! :DDD

firecacti: gg

hellcat: Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.

juice: .mute hellcat

juice: sigh

reaganomicks: f for hellcat

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: f

halpidkplz: f

aaaaa: F :C

shiningsilver: f

risingstorm: f lmao

professorwhitesphere: f

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mansplaining_kanaya: Hey Guys

aaaaa: Kanaya!!!! :OOO

halpidkplz: Hi mansplaining_kanaya!

shiningsilver: Welcome back! Are you feeling any better?

firecacti: yea r u good

mansplaining_kanaya: Yeah I'm Much Better, Sorry For Worrying You

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: what happened?

professorwhitesphere: no need to apologize

elouanwastaken: yeah its all chill dude

mansplaining_kanaya: They Asked Who The Flag Was A Gift For And I Told Them It Was For One Of My IRLs

mansplaining_kanaya: So Now She Can't Come Over Anymore Which Sucks I Guess But At Least They Didn't Find Out

shiningsilver: I'm sorry. You deserve better parents than that

halpidkplz: Yeah fr, what assholes

professorwhitesphere: just glad you're okay <3

aaaaa: ^ ^ ^ We missed you :333

mansplaining_kanaya: I Missed You Too

mansplaining_kanaya: So What Did I Miss?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: well, the gamers against war is over

mansplaining_kanaya: Oh, It Is? I Never Even Finished My Memetic

shiningsilver: It's for the best, it was getting out of hand

risingstorm: yeah lmao i couldn't go on facebook without wanting to either smoke a joint or stay 20 miles from any dispensary

reaganomicks: lmao you use facebook?

gamemasterkindaforalittlebitofweed: HAHAHAHAHAHA

aaaaa: Hey, I like Facebook too! >:/

halpidkplz: No offense aaaaa but you're officially a boomer

risingstorm: maybe we'll just leave and make our own group called boomers for weed

risingstorm: how would you like that??? huh??? /lh

mansplaining_kanaya: Haha I Really Missed You Guys

professorwhitesphere: awww we really missed you too <333

mansplaining_kanaya: Though It Really Is A Shame I Missed The End Of The War

shiningsilver: Well, there's always next time.

halpidkplz: Please no-

risingstorm: lmao

To: Agent Leo Wraig

From: Agent Ryan Masyl

Subject: End of the War

Are you getting written up, Leo? A few people said Praf was actually following through with this whole thing. I hope not.

Sincerely,

Agent Ryan Masyl

To: Agent Ryan Masyl

From: Agent Leo Wraig

Subject: Re:End of the War

He told some of us if we could get everything cleaned up by Saturday we'd be in the clear. Not sure how the hell we're supposed to clean up the entire internet of memetics in a day, but we'll figure it out.

Warm wishes,

Agent Leo Wraig

To: Agent Leo Wraig

From: Agent Ryan Masyl

Subject: Re:Re:End of the War

Oh great. We have to clean up thousands of fucking memetics, and we're probably going to get demoted for it all.

Fuck this war.

Sincerely,

Agent Ryan Masyl

To: Agent Ryan Masyl

From: Agent Leo Wraig

Subject: Re:Re:Re:End of the War

This whole thing was so fucking dumb.

I'm going to talk to HR soon and sort this all out. If we get anything good, I'll make sure you're good, Ryan.

Warm wishes,

Agent Leo Wraig

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