Cold Post - SCP Foundation

My name, it is called by that blessed warmth,

For with it are promises lacked up north,

So to these old standards I had conformed,

"With critique, upvotes you shall boast!"

It was those words I followed thenceforth,

For with them glory they did guarantee,

But alas, with downvotes I was swarmed,

In discussions, nought but the foulest roast!

Following this I have these words for thee,

You lot have all been greatly misinformed,

The frost is what truly calls for all of ye,

It is to the blizzard we all should toast!

The snow is beckoning to you and me,

It is what will set all us authors free,

I submit to it, a true devotee,

For this, I say, is my great cold post!