Inadvertent Neolinguistics - SCP Foundation

Site-119/Site-120 Interlink

M_Kaufmann_120: I can beat that. Okay, so, you know how I said Dr. Asheworth dictates all his notes to his PDA? Using the voice recognition thing? Well, it has no idea what he's talking about half the time. Maybe it's a glitch in the software, or maybe it's his accent, or him just saying the wrong word entirely sometimes, but the results are just hilarious.

M_Kaufmann_120: Please find attached the Department of Ontokinetics collaborative Asheworth-to-English Dictionary.

What He Got
What He Said

able
name

acixdnetalt
accidentally

adding
hassling

ahir
shit/shut

aklrught
alright

andicke
milk

antönende
antimeme

any good
my god

applogizs
apologize

arupid
stupid

armit
armpit

artism
artistry

arty ole
article

ashy is
psychos

Audrey
suddenly

auspreisend
surprised

AWhatnt thick
what the fuck

bame
name

bewirft
beauty

be CA use
because

be dude
because

bears
heard

btich
bitch

bourse
horse

brithertab
brother

BS
Dr. K. Stuff

bulging of yoy hete
bullying of you here

bunk
think

b Elena
to mean

call loot
call-out

call spit
call-out

cawboy
cowboy

Chan gee d
changed

concent
content

concept
context

concerto
concept

Corrected-7
corrected

Council I Süd
consciousness

crest
great

crmmod9jgn
good morning

cock
cook

Cody less
cordless

cordless
costsless

costsless
priceless

coll
could

collage
collab

concostent
consistent

conesour
connoisseur

consitant
consistent

contained
consume

corn
CROM.aic

dad
sad

Daktstfuff
Dr. K. Stuff

destricting
disturbing

discionary
dictionary

distrusting
disturbing

diffused
surprised

daffy
draft

ding
Dr. J. Dune

diregarf
disregard

ducking
fucking

drakes ur g
Dr. K. Stuff

drying
dying

Elise
episode

Eloji
Emoji

Eluded
Dr. R. House [Somehow]

entkernen
antimeme

evbarassong
embarrassing

every
Dr. E. Mann

excessive
exercise

Excwstlu
exactly

expertise
excessive

ezciisnintl
Exceedingly

facists
fascists

faddists
fascists

fail wate of Tom
total waste of time

fair lc m
fairly

falling
calling

fart
fairly

fear
hear

ficitonal
fictional

fish
dish

FIXIDDID
fixed

fondation
Foundation

fritters
critters

fuck toy
fuck you

fun
fuck

FUXK
fuck

gal I g
talking

gebete
there

GOC
god

godbibisitvrealixed
god I just realized

Gödel
goddess

Goethe
each other's

gorier
you're

gos
god

got
god

Greenwood
Agent Green

guckers
fuckers

GURRY
furry

Harryl
Dr. H. Blank

Harrylvabk
Dr. H. Blank

hrhesyvlanj
Dr. H. Blank

HRry
Dr. H. Blank

hatw
hate

HatryBlank
Dr. H. Blank

hat3e
hate

have
hate

hear
heart

help
hell

He readingl
harassing

hiehertab
brithertab (see above)

hin
hub

holt shiyt
holy shit

host lost
not post

hot
not

homothicc
homophobic

hounds
sounds

House&
Dr. R. House

humants
humans

iCloud
Euclid

idiky
idiot

Ikke
Dr. R. House [We don't know either]

interesting the d
interested

intetesye
interested

int eh whake
in the chat

in exist I've
initiative

It Bing
nothing

i'd irs a profile
if it's a problem

I'm hee pepfilershye
on her profile

isea
idea

jadkcal
Jack Caulli

Jesus cgeist
Jesus Christ

Jews
jeez

jnlsss
unless

joner
boner

jostiu
just

kidding
missing

kigma
dogma

kilk
milk

kiss
miss

knownibwoudktn
know wouldn't

kogma
dogma

kolk
milk

kurderius fegie
murderous regime

lidded
pissed

lied
realized

life
luge [Yes, seriously]

like
kick

losing
posting

loss of
piss off

losses
pissed

mad Erbe
made the

maracbre
macabre

medical
medical

medical
medical

medical
medival

medival
medieval [You should've heard him screaming at the thing]

memeveeyoen
everyone

Mifepristone regimehahi
murderous regime

minecrtat
Minecraft

minets
minutes

modicum
MODULUM.aic

mom's milk
Mind Milk

morning
morning

morning
nothing

monetär
monster

money's
moments

money
Dr. Lee Citron

moyhercucker
motherfucker

moyhercuckers
motherfucker (plural)

muhh vu
much

musical gender
musical genre

Musial hender
musical gender

musician genderlsjnv
Musial hender

MYFCUKIGN GFOD
MY FUCKING GOD

nachzufinanzierende
macguffin

nad
bad

natolianist
nationalist

nature
maturity

nautrzalied
neutralized

neucance
nuance

never@kmd
nevermind

nice
much

nico pro hen
microphone

nietetest es
interested

Nobel
normal

noit
not

NoS
No

onsultimg
insulting

oit
out

oj
oh

Ökonomen
people

on her pepfile
on her profile

outl
out

ovoosult
obviously

ow
know

owerweight
overweight

padbdemic
pandemic

pain
paint

pantipticon
panopticon

patiency
patience

Pelshsteaa
please

permamently
permanently

Pissing Angela
Weeping Angels

pferdedecke
predecessor

predecesot
predecessor

pit h
idea

pisze
is

plejg
Dr. Paul Lague

plokish vranch
Polish branch [WHICH IS WHERE WE WORK]

pod ye s
posted

pribably
probably

prnounce
pronounce

pTawtatxbabdbtird
Parawatch

plcaholder
Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate

pope tent
moment

pot
pog

pushy o
psycho

racist
fascists

rad
read

reassure toon
Project Resurrection

reduse
refuse

red direction
Project Resurrection

repeadetly
repeatedly

repearedlyu
repeatedly

reslity sing
Reality sink

river
ever

Rom
CROM.aic

satyfying
satisfying

say our
stand out

Seite
series

seriosulu
seriously

Sensixa
sensible[?]

sharing ray
shrink ray

shate
shape

shit
shut

shite
shape

should tut
shouldn't I

shut
shit

silt
silly

sever
server

sewer
server

singlehadedily
singlehandedly

slee
sleep

slee all
skeeball

soariency
patiency (see above)

stormbreast
Henrik Sturmatem

strecjing
stretching

stuoid
stupid

sub o chili's
subconscious

sulrdised
surprised

s'mores
emotes

s fyzg-8
stories

s try pi's
stupid

tag
that

tak
yak

tbtiee
whole

tfanslTion
translation

thigh
though

Tilda koose
Tilda Moose

tilde loose
Tilda Moose

tewet
tweet

tebically
technically

thechbicly
technically

thinik
think

thin in
thing

titty
nippy

throwbii
thrown

tobwrite
to write

toy
Dr. D. Stanton

toy
you

to crèches
corrected

to sis
Dr. Y. Leiner

to the
and it

tupoed
typoed

Turks
titles

t meimestwly
was immediately

twtitter
Twitter

typoefd
typoed

undergrad
underrated

und Tomate lc
unfortunate

ungelogen
intelligent

uou
you

vat
Dr. V. Mercy

vesifudily
beautiful

Wandered Mibesey
Wanderer's Library

Weber
server

weshh Th u
wealthy

Westrin
question

wha't shte oposite
what's the opposite

whisk the
wouldn't

wir
wait

wohnt I
wouldn't

woudltn
wouldn't

wreird
weird

wirirjes
writes

w
sense

yhauamtoegisy
thaumaturgist [Which is WHAT HE IS]

you*&
you

you get my pinky
you get my point

yoy
you

Yo mewn
to mean

M_Kaufmann_120: And there's a bunch more I can't even show you.

K_Phillips_119: Hahaha wow, you guys have that too? Dr. Reigen sometimes sends messages to the notification system using his phone, and early in the morning or late at night that shit is not pretty. Check out our Reigen-to-English Dictionary while I read yours.

Gibberish he typed
What he was probably going for

9fobme
of me

ahcrennshot
screenshot

alajwhata
what's

anteater
antedate

autoxkyercy
autocorrect

baopelning
happening

bhellv
hell

Birther
birthday

bkuigieor9isw
bourgeoisie

bookmaklrk
bookmark

bozo
bonsai

burgarlier
burglar

cokesrhs
kosher

colonlization
colonization

damint
damnit

dumv
dumb

eitheohtt
teeth

fart
art

fjck
fuck

Forrest
forest

furry
guru

gait birthdays
happy birthday

godonighoith
goodnight

goodmoromooing evevetone
good morning everyone

goosmigut
goodnight

gpivueles
poggers [how old is this guy?]

happwpn8ng
happening

Harty
Dr. H. Blank

hauury
Dr. H. Blank

hilarjsious
hilarious

hoogoos.oming
good morning

Hrwlaclpist?
what list?

hyptoheisticallyl aspeakinhg
hypothetically speaking

ibcuxent
incident

impissivle
impossible

inhave
have

it sfjckingb
it's fucking

jakpp
Jakpoo

lile fekt
like feet

Lwrs
Let's

maolwl
make

me
the

mindnmill
Mind Milk

miseed
missed

moflm
not

mo
no

mom vore
MMM vore

named fropped
name dropped

not
now

np
no

ogodo nightl asdveveony
good night everyone

okaky
okay

P9goeors
poggers

pighers
poggers [WHY DOES HE TYPE THIS SO MUCH]

pleaww
please

proal;blebl!
probably

qhaitj is japppemokm
what is happening

qharhsl
what's

REALLG
really

remdoinders
reminders

screenshit
screenshot

send it my awy and I'll tookk at it kater
send it my way and I'll look at it later

tehehet
teeth

THIT
it

three
tell

the big ducks ass
the cold sucks ass

tobaject
abject

vchomniosss
homies

vlackmailes
blackmailed

wahtion
what in

wehat itin the fuck
what in the fuck

whantkhavecicm
what have I missed

who Oxnard
catch

M_Kaufmann_120: Oh my good lord, that's a thing of beauty!

M_Kaufmann_120: Wait, I just remembered! Asheworth sent this to the Ontokinetics groupchat the other day:

Dir. Asheworth

2/22/21

I pod ye s a pTawtatxbabdbtird to the t meimestwlt throwbii of to go

K_Phillips_119: Wow, that's like… a skill-testing question, or something.

D_Asheworth_120: You gentlemen are aware that your messages were sent to the full listservs for Site-119 and Site-120, yes?

M_Kaufmann_120: uh

J_Reigen_119: Hahaha wow, Asheworth, "Pissing Angela"?

D_Asheworth_120: You're one to talk, Mr. proal;blebl!

J_Reigen_119: I DISPUTE THAT ONE

D_Asheworth_120: I DISPUTE THEM ALL