Intermission: World Unglued - SCP Foundation

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Residents across Three Portlands were alarmed late last night when disruptions were experienced in multiple essential city services.

At approximately 11:45 PM 8/08/24, many citizens reported a sudden cessation of city services such as water, electricity, intranet connectivity, cell service, visible light, structural integrity, and breathable atmosphere.

All contact has been lost with Earth and other pocket universes, including the Wanderer's Library; all Ways from the city currently appear to be sealed or severed. Even the iconic metaphysical shadows of the Ancestor Portlands' landmarks on Earth are nowhere to be seen.

As of this writing, no attempts to reach the Mayor for comment have been successful, primarily due to the 30-foot plume of flame currently enveloping Three Portlands City Hall.

Relevant authorities have advised all residents to remain in a safe place, such as a cellar or ethereal dome, until more information on the crisis can be ascertained

Gorth

⁂gorth

#3ports the news article I was reading has faded away mid-sentence. is anyone else experiencing an issue with syntax visibility?

ECHOES 22

HUMS 54

1:04 AM - 9 August 2024

#FreeAnderson

⁂insaneblockchain

#3ports What's with all the fire? Isn't unscheduled arson illegal?

ECHOES 41

HUMS 82

1:10 AM - 9 August 2024

Maxwell's Angel

⁂anarcolumnist

Any other #deer students want to help me conduct a seance to see if Earth is dead? there will be alcohol #3ports

ECHOES 13

HUMS 57

1:19 AM - 9 August 2024

Fair Trade Cyborg

⁂untitledvoidaccount

Whoever made the stars go away, cut it out. You're screwing with my horoscope. #rude #3ports

ECHOES 4

HUMS 16

1:22 AM - 9 August 2024

Nikita's Discount Gear

⁂nikitasdiscountgear

If you wish to avoid the noxious gas enveloping Terminal Ave., come to the gear shop at 4445. Our gas mask filters are very affordable. #3ports

ECHOES 68

HUMS 126

1:35 AM - 9 August 2024

Joyce Rand

⁂joyce.rand

Has anyone been able to get in contact with Earth? I have a really important call tomorrow. #3ports

ECHOES 52

HUMS 123

1:38 AM - 9 August 2024

Barbara Dunkley

⁂bdunkley

When I moved to #3ports I was NOT expecting my house to be enveloped in writhing liquid asphalt that sings an eldritch melody once-forgotten.

ECHOES 69

HUMS 140

1:42 AM - 9 August 2024

FurFae

⁂biggestdog

have information on two mysterious figures seen leaving city hall before fire. will give info to police in exchange for immunity. #3ports

ECHOES 51

HUMS 136

1:47 AM - 9 August 2024

Bark's Animal Containment

⁂barks-containment

Hey there partners! This is an automated warning about a technical fault in [CYBER-KENNELS]. Be on the lookout for [WOLVES] and let us know if you see any! #3ports

ECHOES 133

HUMS 204

1:57 AM - 9 August 2024

Anomalous Elon Musk

⁂snekhand

my sky-condominium has been unmoored and is now adrift. the city is getting smaller. please help #3ports

ECHOES 37

HUMS 88

2:03 AM - 9 August 2024

The Alleged User

⁂libraryinsurgent

If you live in the Docks District DO NOT go outside. While the streets appear firm they are in fact liquid. #3ports

ECHOES 139

HUMS 264

2:16 AM - 9 August 2024

Florence

⁂ceramicshmoo

#3ports Hey, how long is this intranet even going to last? Lots of places don't even have power rn. maybe we should plan ahead

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