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Can't believe i write gay people now. Author Page!

dockr

The gay dating app

⬤ Sam001

42 miles away

Today

Hi there!

Is Kondraki your first or last name? It's quite foreign, I've never heard of it before.

21:06

Sorry, this is the first time I've tried this out and I'm really nervous. I don't want to be weird about it or anything, just wanted to make conversation. My hobbies are reading and philosophy, and I'd love to take you out to Carmine's. What do you think?

21:11

Not into weak men

21:22

You have blocked this person.

⬤ 34rn3st

11 miles away

Today

I saw in your profile that you liked movies

want kind of movies

we could watch my favorite movie (shawshank redemption)

we could keep it casual

22:12

Is that you in the picture

22:13

ya

22:13

You have blocked this person.

⬤ DINGO

25 miles away

Today

So you're a scientist? That's interesting

22:15

I am! I do forensic analysis of geology.

Currently working on the mineral composition of the landslide in Vernal trails. It's very rewarding.

22:15

Yup

I study bugs

Love studying bugs

22:15

An entomologist! How do you like it?

22:16

I do

Like it

But besides that, what do you like to do in your free time?

22:17

Say, what kind of insects do you study? What's your field of focus? I'd love to discuss your work.

22:17

Mainly butterflies. Migratory patterns.

22:17

Interesting! I saw that you're also a biologist. I'd love to see your thesis.

22:17

Actually, I'm a cryptobiologist.

22:17

Okay

22:17

Yup

22:18

Tell me about it

22:18

Yup

I will

www.researchgate.net/publication/107533321_Butterfly_Migration_Sub_Trends_In_Survival

22:18

You are neither of these authors

Not the brightest bulb in the closet, huh?

22:19

You have blocked this person.

⬤ kylemark

138 miles away

Today

Hey babygirl, are your parents terrorists? Cause your the bomb.

22:22

You have blocked this person.

⬤ 💪 Flexing

97 miles away

Today

I can lift you up stretch your boy pussy hard pump you full of cum

Would you like that, little boy?

20:33

I don't think I would be interested in that

Can we reverse roles?

20:34

Daddykins wants control

20:34

Daddykins is anorexic

You need to drink some milk

You're 20 you're nobody's daddy

20:34

😳😞

20:35

You have blocked this person.

⬤ runaway baby

4 miles away

Today

Looking for a top

22:35

Go on

22:35

I'm not afraid of a little punishment 😏

22:35

How old are you /gen

22:36

31, and you must be daddy material

22:36

Haha

We should meet up

How about a date?

22:36

Whatever you say 😉

22:36

I can pick you up

22:37

⬤ BK

1 mile away

Today

Benjibear

22:37

Hey. Ben Konny.

22:39

Hey.

22:42

What the fuck? Clef?

22:47

It's Eli

22:47

…

Are you fucking impersonating me?

22:48

No

Ok yes but your game is trash and that's not important right now

You're a dommy daddy that loves to use dildos and you have a date tomorrow

His name is Omar and he is going to fuck you on the first date so take a shower

22:48

I am not going on a fucking Vegas style one night stand with some random stranger

What the hell are you doing? Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your shit in

22:50

Mate

22:50

How did you even find my account

22:50

He's cool

You'll like him

And you don't have to dick down or anything

It's a date

Do you have your have your license still, you do need to drive

22:52

No. MY CAR IS STILL IN RHINE

BECAUSE OF YOU

YOU ASSHOLE

22:52

Right. My bad

You could borrow my car

22:53

THE ONE YOU LIVE IN?

22:53

I'll crash at your place

It's fine it's perfect

22:54

Hello?

23:00

Hellooooo?

23:02

You're paying for a new phone.

23:09

Why are you doing this?

23:15

Well, you refuse to give me your contact. It's impossible to find you

23:15

Why are you doing THIS

23:15

No reason

Because it might be good for you

Its a little funny

You eat salads unironically

You don't want to drink, you hate shooting the shit, your hobby is boring as fuck, you're an even bigger arsehole since Carmen split town

But also you do drink and talk to your butterflies when you think no one's watching

23:16

Alright, fine

What else do I need to know about Omar

23:21

He likes museums, gardens, butterflies, the colour purple

Actually, I'll just link his profile

23:22

He sounds fine.

23:21

https://dockr.x/runaway_baby/aA2jFde35f8Pmg352r0tT

23:22

How did you find this account anyways?

23:22

You didn't bother hiding it burgerking

23:23