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messiah impersonator

⁂spacejamarine

#OverheardAtDeer I tried to brew a love potion but i just created heartbreak-flavored LaCroix

ECHOES 12

HUMS 20

7:33 PM - 2 December 2021

SKELETON QUEEN

⁂necromanster

#OverheardAtDeer “i asked the campus oracle what my grades looked like and it said I should take up magic the gathering instead of magic the major”

ECHOES 2

HUMS 10

11:02 PM - 2 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel

⁂anarcolumnist

#OverheardAtDeer "we tried to conjure a djinn that would brew beer and it just handed us a smooth, hoppy lacroix"

ECHOES 22

HUMS 101

1:47 AM - 3 December 2021

Swedish Lighthouse Mafia

⁂ElectroDanceMagic

i was playing a set at #Deer & all my ⁂SorcerEnergy turned into peach lacroix wtf???

ECHOES 5

HUMS 17

2:09 AM - 3 December 2021

SorcerEnergy Beverages

⁂SorcerEnergy

⁂ElectroDanceMagic That sucks! Bring some of the transformed cans to our downtown HQ and we'll give you a replacement supply!

ECHOES 19

HUMS 32

9:07 AM - 3 December 2021

Legolass Queenqueef

⁂elvendragqueen

“really i'm thankful for the fae genocide b/c without it we would never have met" #OverheardAtDeer #WorstDates #FaeProblems #MyGrandparentsAreDead

ECHOES 27

HUMS 163

11:30 AM - 3 December 2021

Liberté Egalité Thaumatologé

⁂gnosisyphus

The soda foundains in the cafeteria only dispense LaCroix now, I think campus has been cursed

ECHOES 23

HUMS 69

12:17 PM - 4 December 2021

TripleCrowley

⁂tranart

⁂gnosisyphus #LaCurse

ECHOES 137

HUMS 592

12:36 PM - 4 December 2021

Northweast Antifa

⁂Ann3_Tifa

“the worst date I ever went on was with a gorgon-chaser who said that looking into my eyes made him rock hard” #OverheardAtDeer

ECHOES 0

HUMS 7

4:01 PM - 4 December 2021

double dee derby deviant

⁂princex_leah

#OverheardAtDeer is statistics the dark souls of divination?

ECHOES 5

HUMS 37

9:51 PM - 4 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

#LaCurse Update - we found an ancient Indian burial ground underneath the cafeteria, someone dug up all the bodies and replaced them with cans of LaCroix

ECHOES 43

HUMS 264

10:24 AM - 5 December 2021

Jean Cena

⁂lesbian_john_cena

⁂BuckStopsHere Why would there be a native american burial ground under the caf??? i tbhought threeports was only like 200 years old??? #LaCurse

ECHOES 9

HUMS 33

10:42 AM - 5 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

⁂lesbian_john_cena if we meant Native American, we would've said Native American. we meant Indian.

ECHOES 4

HUMS 13

11:07 AM - 5 December 2021

Darwesh Singh

⁂singh_oh_muse

⁂BuckStopsHere actually speaking as an Indian from India we usually cremate our dead rather than burying them

ECHOES 1

HUMS 26

11:41 AM - 5 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

⁂singh_oh_muse Not that kind of Indian either.

ECHOES 46

HUMS 317

12:19 PM - 5 December 2021

Canyon House Is Real

⁂druidiocy

#LaCurse update - my roommate’s neck turned 180 degrees - this is normal, her grandma on her mom’s side is an owl - but then she started chanting a list of ingredients and vomiting peach-flavored LaCroix

ECHOES 10

HUMS 31

6:17 PM - 5 December 2021

Whine Mom

⁂dionysus_xvx

#OverheardAtDeer "my roommate got a pet poltergeist but had to exorcise it because it didn't have all its shots"

ECHOES 6

HUMS 16

8:02 PM - 5 December 2021

In Gematria 420 = Utopia

⁂ganjawarlord

#LaCurse the sauce in my kfc double down was replaced by bbq-flavored lacroix. it actually tastes better than a normal double down

ECHOES 13

HUMS 50

4:29 AM - 6 December 2021

Mailer-Daemonologist

⁂goto_aleph

the good news is that I finished my invisibility cloak. The bad news is that I can’t find it anymore #OverheardAtDeer #WizardProblems

ECHOES 9

HUMS 35

8:43 AM - 6 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

#LaCurse update - ⁂DeerCommunitySafety refuses to get involved, saying "the situation is being monitored" and "there is no current threat to any community member"

ECHOES 37

HUMS 183

10:10 AM - 6 December 2021

Mad Library Scientist

⁂wormwood-fun-dome

#OverheardAtDeer “pour one out for my homie up there.” “Sorry for your loss.” “Oh no he’s not dead - his handwriting’s so bad the rune he drew turned /him/ into a balloon instead of his /paper/. Thaum Department is still trying to get him down.”

ECHOES 7

HUMS 29

1:25 PM - 6 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

#LaCurse We're free! The hex has been broken! maintenance refused to comment on the source or nature of the spell, but assures us that all is well.

ECHOES 151

HUMS 437

4:47 PM - 6 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel

⁂anarcolumnist

i wrote an article on #LaCurse for this Friday's edition of ⁂BuckStopsHere so y'all better not come up w a new crisis before then

ECHOES 38

HUMS 125

9:17 PM - 6 December 2021

Do Not Pass Pokémon Go™

⁂PsychickMewth

i was trying to celebrate the end of #LaCurse w a few br00skies but instead of PBR they're all filled w lime perrier, anyone know what's up?

ECHOES 35

HUMS 81

9:19 PM - 6 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel

⁂anarcolumnist

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY #PerrierCurse

ECHOES 29

HUMS 94

9:22 PM - 6 December 2021

Cronus Elk

⁂fellowdegenerates

#OverheardAtDeer “do you think I’m allowed to say “oh me” now that I’ve finished intro to applied theology” (the answer is yes, btw)

ECHOES 22

HUMS 67

12:09 AM - 7 December 2021

Jean Cena

⁂lesbian_john_cena

#LaCurse #PerrierCurse hey i’m a freshman, is this sort of thing normal? will this jsut keep happening w different drinks?

ECHOES 6

HUMS 20

12:47 AM - 7 December 2021

Legolass Queenqueef

⁂elvendragqueen

⁂lesbian_john_cena my sophomore year it was some Mongolian energy drink that i think was made of fermented horse milk? we’re getting lucky this year

ECHOES 2

HUMS 11

1:14 AM - 7 December 2021