The Halloween Breach - SCP Foundation

It was Halloween night at Site 19

A more average night there could not have been

Inside the researchers were hard at work

Studying skips and their interesting quirks

When all of a sudden, out of the blue

The intercoms screamed "It's 682!"

"He's escaped his cell, he's running amok!

We've sent out the guards, and with any luck

They'll find him with almost no damage done

Until then, however, everyone run!"

The sudden announcement caused quite a riot

Afraid they would be the lizards diet

Personnel all ran through the halls quite fast

Hoping that this night would not be their last

Just then the man on the intercom cried,

"173 is loose, everyone hide!"

"We're working hard to find both of these beasts

So there will be no one marked as deceased!

Remember: don't blink, remember to stare

Or else you won't have time for a prayer!"

Now the whole site was scared as can be

No one survives against 173!

To defend themselves, they all grabbed their guns

So they might have a chance to see the sun

Once again the intercoms spoke with fear

"A mass SCP breach has taken place here!

Not just the lizard or the statue that kills

The Old Man is out and spreading his ills!

And so is Able, and he's rather pissed

About all the action that he may have missed!"

"035 is free, it's found a new host

And I'm also free, and making some toast

The clown has escaped from his cell and TV

And so have the 008 infectees!

This is by far the worst breach ever seen!

Oh, and by the way…Happy Halloween!"

"Yes, everything was completely untrue,

It was intended to scare all of you.

This great night is all about treats and tricks

So I thought I'd spook you all for kicks!"

Site Director's Note: It pains me to say

We were just tricked in a cruel sort of way

Somehow a researcher thought it'd be great

To frighten us all to a panicked state

But I'm not upset, because as it were

Now the fool's working with all things Keter!