An Offer You Can't Refuse - SCP Foundation

April 2nd, 2011

ADDRESS HOLDER

85 FREDERICK STREET

ON, CANADA

WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY.

THIS IS A MANAGEMENT POSITION. TRANSPORTATION AND LIVING EXPENSES ARE FREE WITHOUT CHARGE.

EXPECT TO BE TRANSPORTED TO FURTHER EMPLOYMENT WITHIN THE NEXT CALENDAR MONTH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

>No

Too bad

Don't lie to me. When you make your bed, you lay in it. You're going nowhere soon.