Slothcon - SCP Foundation

EFFORT IS DEAD

SLEEP IS FUEL

POOP ONCE A WEEK

RULES

ONE WINNER

EVERYONE WHO EXPENDS A MODICUM OF EFFORT IS A LOSER

NO COMMENTS

NO PAGE EDITS

NO VOTES

THEME IS LAZINESS

TIME

BEGIN: JULY 1 12:01 AM EST - JULY 8 12:01 AM EST

END: JULY 8 12:01 AM EST - JULY 12 12:01 AM EST

JUDGEMENT: JULY 12 12:01 AM EST

Embrace The Chill, To Claim Victory

Extra Considerations

All comments posted to this page will DQ you from the contest. This is non-negotiable. If you wish to post a cheeky comment, YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED. Do not enter this contest if you don't accept the sweet embrace of nonaction.

Be kind to others. So long as you do not lift a finger.

This is a do-nothing contest, rather than an "anything goes" style. It is a "nothing goes" challenge.

Entries should not be tagged with the slothcon2024. In fact, they should not exist at all!

Any contestant who takes actions to vote on anything will be disqualified.

Edits to any page for any reason for the duration of your site membership are disallowed. Inactive kings pop off.

Everyone who participates has already lost. If you've moved the scrollbar to arrive here, you've already lost.

Hub art (before I covered it in sloths) and design by syuzhet.