In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All - SCP Foundation

Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved.

After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took one last breath of the cool spring air before returning inside to answer her.

Lunch was ready.