#DeerGhoulSchool - SCP Foundation

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

It's almost time for the annual #DeerCollege #Halloween🎃 bash! Share your costumes, treats and tricks here using the hashtag #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 25

HUMS 82

5:05 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Monstrous Fixation

⁂FixItFeliz

#DeerGhoulSchool PSA: don't buy ANY 'temporary' Lycanthrope charms. I don't care how much you want to be a werewolf for a night, they can damage your psyche permanently. #Halloween🎃

ECHOES 31

HUMS 35

5:10 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Go Go Going Ghost

⁂GhostedPodcast

#DeerGhoulSchool #GhostedPodcast is hosting its annual #Halloween🎃 ghost hunt!! Meet in the atrium of the Wormwood Library at 6:00. Will provide cider, cookies and protective wards.

ECHOES 41

HUMS 59

5:14 PM - 31 Oct 2019

SKELETON QUEEN

⁂necromanster

No offense meant to ⁂GoldenAppleYouth, but has anyone noticed them acting kind of weird lately? Haven't seen them outside of their housing much, and when I do, they're always trying to peddle that cider of theirs. Also ⁂DeerEggplant #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 21

HUMS 18

5:20 PM - 31 Oct 2019

The Eggpumpkin

⁂DeerEggplant

⁂necromaster Thanks for your concern, but we Discordians are fine! This time of year is sacred to us, what with the apples and the sense of unreality and all. Just observing our religion! #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 1

HUMS 24

5:22 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Go Go Going Ghost

⁂GhostedPodcast

#DeerGhoulSchool The annual #GhostedPodcast ghost hunt has begun! We're going to be exploring the haunted history of Deer College! Tune in to our Twitch channel, sponsored by ⁂DeerEggplant for updates!

ECHOES 31

HUMS 64

6:00 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Boo Who?

⁂AntimemeticBitch

#DeerGhoulSchool ⁂GhostedPodcast are people EVER Going to fucking learn that Halloween ghost hunts are a bad idea? Following the Leylines, GhostHuntUK, even the hacks at Gotham Ghosts have had horrible experiences on Halloween.

ECHOES 15

HUMS 96

6:01 - 31 Oct 2019

Rap Tap Tap

⁂MixedTapes

I gotta agree. Had a cousin go missing investigating Sloth's Pit for a ghost hunting show on Halloween. Think the Skippers got him.

ECHOES 5

HUMS 26

6:03 - 31 Oct 2019

Teratophiles Non-Anonymous

⁂MonstrumPride

#DeerGhoulSchool Anyone else smell apples near the Union? Like, just a completely overwhelming smell?

ECHOES 83

HUMS 104

6:05 PM - 31 Oct 2019

ZolSister

⁂GorgonZola

Okay thank god it's not just me. I saw some Discordians doing a ritual in the dining hall, think that's connected?

ECHOES 83

HUMS 104

6:07 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

#DeerGhoulSchool ⁂DeerCampusPD is investigating large EVE disturbances on campus. They advise all students to stay inside safe areas until they can locate the source. Details to follow.

ECHOES 120

HUMS 85

6:16 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

#DeerGhoulSchool ⁂DeerCampusPD advises that if an area suddenly develops a strong, apple-like scent, vacate it immediately until such a time that you no longer smelllllllllllllllllllllllllkldslka;a;klds

ECHOES 150

HUMS 42

6:18 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

OH GODS WHAT TEH FUCK IM SCREAMING INTO THE MIC TO TYPE MY ARMS ARE THE SIZE OF TREE TRUNKS

ECHOES 5000+

HUMS 5000+

6:22 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Golden Apple BOOth

⁂GoldenAppleYouth

Happy #Halloween🎃 to #DeerGhoulSchool! Until the sun rises, enjoy your new chaotic, monstrous forms! Just try not to hurt anyone! Unless you're into that. #NoJudgement :^).

ECHOES 5000+

HUMS 5000+

6:25 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

While we do respect the religious freedoms of all students, the ritual performed tonight by members of Golden Apple Youth resulted in several thousand non-consensual instances of transfiguration. As soon as we are able, we are planning on arresting all participants in this ritual.

ECHOES 305

HUMS 96

6:55 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

We are currently incapable of making arrests due to, among other things, our inability to properly operate computer equipment, open handcuffs, or enter vehicles. The campus's wards have been activated, so no ingress or egress is currently possible.

ECHOES 400

HUMS 98

6:58 PM - 31 Oct 2019

ROAR-sidence Admin Kesha

⁂DeerRAKesha

#DeerGhoulSchool Due to the sudden increase in mass of several students, we're ordering the dorms evacuated for the sake of structural integrity. You should still be able to fit down the staircases, and if not, from what I've seen, most of you can climb walls.

ECHOES 50

HUMS 51

7:16 PM - 31 Oct 2019

ALL CAPS ALL HALLOWEEN

⁂BuckskinBoggart

#DeerGhoulSchool MONSTER MASH FOOTBALL GAME ON THE GREEN. CAMERON HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE BALL. WILL ESTABLISH WEIGHT/HEIGHT CLASSES BASED ON ATTENDENCE

ECHOES 50

HUMS 51

7:18 PM - 31 Oct 2019

ALL CAPS ALL HALLOWEEN

⁂BuckskinBoggart

#DeerGhoulSchool UPDATE: HALF THE GREEN IS BEHIND THE WARDS. GAME IS STUNTED. WHAT THE HELL ⁂DeerCampusPD?

ECHOES 50

HUMS 51

7:20 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

Be aware of the drunken Sasquatch wandering the campus. Its vomit is potentially toxic.

ECHOES 305

HUMS 96

6:55 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Fraternities

⁂DEERFratLife

Don't come by the Theta-Omega-Theta house. Sam turned into a sasquatch looking mofo and drank everything. Keg's tapped. No point. #MonsterBrewGate2019.

ECHOES 26

HUMS 58

7:25 PM - 31 Oct 2019

WickedWitchOfTheWestEnd

⁂WitchyRenegade

Yo, look on the bright side. We can do all kinds of illegal shit and they will never be able to trace it to us. #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 85

HUMS 104

7:28 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

DO NOT! ⁂WitchyRenegade please come see us after this to discuss this post.

ECHOES 10

HUMS 5

7:28 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Golden Apple BOOth

⁂GoldenAppleYouth

#NotSorry we know the majority of the student body are enjoying their new-dent bodies. The transformation will wear off the instant the sun rises.

ECHOES 5000+

HUMS 5000+

7:30 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Golden Apple BOOth

⁂GoldenAppleYouth

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED

ECHOES 0

HUMS 0

7:31 PM - 31 Oct 2019

DeerGeist24

⁂DeerGuy24

#DeerGhoulSchool Is anyone else bugged by the fact that we look like muppets or Scooby-Doo rejects? Nothing all that scary about it.

ECHOES 50

HUMS 51

7:41 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Go Go Going Ghost

⁂GhostedPodcast

It's scared off enough ghosts that the hunt is a bust. We're just sitting in the library, trying to pass the time, since most of us can't fit through the doors.

ECHOES 41

HUMS 59

7:45 PM - 31 Oct 2019

FantasyCeption

⁂RecursiveFantasyGameClub

Turns out that whatever ⁂GoldenAppleYouth did managed to punch through our D&D group's imaginarium spell. They just spent the last hour and a half trying to justify a reason for why all of their characters now resembled bugbears with neon fur. Honestly pretty fun! #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 36

HUMS 107

7:52 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

In light of the events tonight, we are taking all threats of attempting to consume other students very seriously.

ECHOES 18

HUMS 92

8:00 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

Furthermore, we are going to attempt a ritual to accelerate sunrise sometime in the next hour, so that this spell can wear off more quickly.

ECHOES 18

HUMS 92

8:00 PM - 31 Oct 2019

The Eggpumpkin

⁂DeerEggplant

That is an EXTRAORDINARILY bad idea.

ECHOES 1

HUMS 24

8:03 - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

We have been informed that ⁂DeerCampusPD has obtained permission to attempt a sunrise acceleration ritual. Should be occurring in the next fifteen minutes. Await further updates.

ECHOES 49

HUMS 51

8:10 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

Ritual has commenced. Everyone stay inside until it's done, and don't look at the sky.

ECHOES 25

HUMS 82

8:15 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

Ritual has concluded. Nothing's changed. As far as we can tell, all individuals on campus are still in their monstrous forms. ⁂DeerEggplant care to explain?

ECHOES 109

HUMS 140

8:35 PM - 31 Oct 2019

The Eggpumpkin

⁂DeerEggplant

The ritual was on a timer. Discordians don't really believe in a day-night cycle; the timer just happened to align with sunrise. We've still got another 11 and a half hours until it wears off.

ECHOES 5000+

HUMS 3999

8:39 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer Ghoul School Odyssey

⁂BuckStopsHere

Nothing against your religion, but why did you think this was a good idea for a prank???

ECHOES 109

HUMS 140

8:45 PM - 31 Oct 2019

The Eggpumpkin

⁂DeerEggplant

Three members of ⁂GoldenAppleYouth got expelled last year for TPing campus housing. This seemed like a less harmful alternative in terms of ecological impact and cleanup.

ECHOES 420

HUMS 69

8:46 - 31 Oct 2019

Token' Fae Kid

⁂420Fairy

#DeerGhoulSchool If any of you were using illicit substances when you transformed, be careful, because the buzz does NOT go away in a new body.

ECHOES 32

HUMS 153

9:03 - 31 Oct 2019

Token' Fae Kid

⁂420Fairy

#DeerGhoulSchool That being said can someone come and help me down off of the library I'm REALLY scared of heights and I don't know how long six legs will keep me clinging to this wall

ECHOES 32

HUMS 153

9:05 - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Tech Support

⁂DeerComputerCenter

#DeerGhoulSchool We're offering free repairs on damage to electronics caused by your sudden transformation. Everything from game controllers to headsets to chairs, bring 'em in!

ECHOES 300

HUMS 903

9:25 - 31 Oct 2019

SpookyNameHere

⁂LazyMage

RIP in PIP ⁂DeerComputerCenter. The amount of plastic, silicon and metal I heard crunching in my hallway alone is going to insure that they're busy for a week, and I'm adding onto that pile.

ECHOES 33

HUMS 65

9:30 - 31 Oct 2019

Amaranth O'Lantern

⁂AmaranthKid

#DeerGhoulSchool So uh. My roommate just grew a second head. It's speaking Latin. What.

ECHOES 16

HUMS 44

##grey|10:05 - 31 Oct 2019#

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

We have received several reports of continued transfigurative and mutative processes from students. If your body is generating additional extremities, body mass, etc. remain calm and stay in an isolated location.

ECHOES 305

HUMS 96

10:25 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Halloweentown Native

⁂NexusDude

Pretty sure I just grew a second stomach. Now I have double the GERD. Fuck you, ⁂GoldenApple Youth. #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 92

HUMS 21

10:32 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Orange Feathered Fiend

⁂HeronHearted

Gods alive ⁂ProfMarkos just turned into what looks like a furry shoggoth while we were watching Alien. He has, like, ten mouths, and he's hogging all the popcorn. #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 33

HUMS 59

11:05 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Hi, Brasil!

⁂HyBrasilAndProud

#DeerGhoulSchool About ten people have turned into a meatball in the union I think they're okay but I don't know SOMEONE FIX THIS

ECHOES 82

HUMS 582

11:23PM - 31 Oct 2019

WickedWitchOfTheWestEnd

⁂WitchyRenegade

#DeerGhoulSchool If anyone's wondering why the hashtag is dying down: I think that most people are losing the ability to type. There are just writhing masses of flesh and fur in the hallways. People with higher EVE levels seem to be succumbing slower. ⁂GoldenAppleYouth FIX THIS BEFORE WE TURN INTO A HIVE-MIND

ECHOES 50

HUMS 932

11:19 PM - 31 Oct 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

⁂GoldenAppleYouth has begun to cooperate in this case. They have provided a counterspell. All students with a functioning mouth and legs should report to the quad— we're going to need all the help we can get.

ECHOES 209

HUMS 359

11:39 - 31 Oct 2019

Not Oh-Kay

⁂KayMeKaZee

WHOEVER THE FUCK IS PLAYING KATAMARI MUSIC ON THE SPEAKERS: FUCK YOU. IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM A BALL OF FUR AND SCALES MADE OF YOUR OWN D&D PARTY.

ECHOES 19

HUMS 492

12:03 AM - 1 Nov 2019

Go Go Going Ghost

⁂GhostedPodcast

#DeerGhoulSchool PSA from #GhostedPodcast: transformations leave you more open to possession. We've got three of our crew flying around the room with poltergeists clawing their way out of their mouths.

ECHOES 41

HUMS 59

12:12 AM - 1 Nov 2019

DeerInCrisis

⁂RaindropRose

#DeerGhoulSchool I'm pretty sure the Dean just tried to eat some of the Football team. Fuck. HELP!

ECHOES 85

HUMS 130

12:35 AM - 1 Nov 2019

The Eggpumpkin

⁂DeerEggplant

We're ready. Counter-incantation to follow is phonetic, so just chant it as loud as you can: Ýpnos, ýpnos, ýpnos, méchri tin anatolí #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 239

HUMS 231

12:45 AM - 1 Nov 2019

SKELETON QUEEN

⁂necromanster

Are you fucking kidding? They did a SLEEPING SPELL?! Does NOBODY here speak enough Greek to realize what they pulled? #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 16

HUMS 94

8:15 AM - 1 Nov 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

All members of ⁂GoldenAppleYouth have disappeared from campus. Any students found to be harboring members of this organization will be subjected to criminal charges. Call the Deer College Police Department with any tips for a cash reward.

ECHOES 79

HUMS 82

10:00 AM - 1 Nov 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

Some individuals remain transfigured. A statement from ⁂GoldenAppleYouth was thrown into Police Headquarters three minutes ago, attached to an apple made of steel, and follows below:|

ECHOES 79

HUMS 82

10:20 AM - 1 Nov 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

Transcript: "We of the Golden Apple refuse to apologize for our actions last night. We will acknowledge that our actions inconvenienced others. Any transformations that have yet to wear off are due to an aberration in the spell matrix (which we, admittedly unwisely, borrowed from carnomancy to create) the counter-spell to which is included on the reverse of this note.

Good period of time, Golden Apple Youth"

ECHOES 790

HUMS 1032

10:22 AM - 1 Nov 2019

WickedWitchOfTheWestEnd

⁂WitchyRenegade

Anyone seen ⁂MonstrumPride? She hasn't posted since right before this went down, and I'm getting a little worried. #DeerGhoulSchool

ECHOES 13

HUMS 29

10:35 AM - 1 Nov 2019

Teratophiles Non-Anonymous

⁂MonstrumPride

#DeerGhoulSchool Actually fuck me running I picked a bad time to go home. If there was ever a convincing argument for living in on-campus housing…

ECHOES 2

HUMS 21

12:09 PM - 1 Nov 2019

Deer College Police Department

⁂DeerCampusPD

We have received reports of the spell cast on Halloween re-activating upon contact with golden apples that have appeared in various places across campus. If an apple is sighted, call the Emergency Number immediately. Do not attempt to make contact with the apples.

ECHOES 79

HUMS 82

10:00 AM - 5 Nov 2019

Golden Apple Youth

⁂GoldenAppleYouth

:^) 🍏

ECHOES 79

HUMS 82

10:15 AM - 5 Nov 2019

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