7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One wooden pallet carrying one Rosetta Stone replica and 200 kg of granodiorite
Setting: Coarse
Output: A blank granodiorite slab 140 cm tall, 77 cm wide, and 33 cm thick resting on top of several pine boards.
Input: One wooden pallet carrying one Rosetta Stone replica and 200 kg of granodiorite
Setting: 1:1
Output: A granite monolith 176 cm tall, 75 cm wide, and 27 cm thick engraved with the text of the 1534 Act of Supremacy establishing the Church of England. The text is written in 16th century English, Liturgical Latin, and Ancient Greek plus one wooden pallet resting against the back wall of the input booth.
Input: One wooden pallet carrying one Rosetta Stone replica and 200 kg of granodiorite
Setting: Fine
Output: A cube of silicon carbide 67 cm on each edge bearing text detailing the legal basis of governance used by every nation of Earth for the last 1327 years. Characters are micro-engraved 3 dimensionally throughout the entire volume of the cube and the text is written in 17 modern languages.
Input: One wooden pallet carrying one Rosetta Stone replica and 200 kg of granodiorite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The output doors were opened from within by an animated humanoid statue made of dark grey stone surrounded by a glowing aura and accompanied by several smaller statues made of gopher wood in the forms of various ancient Egyptian man-beast chimera. The statue proclaimed itself "God-King of Egypt and the Two Niles" while its attendant statues, Senior Researcher Slotin, and the two guards on duty prostrated themselves before it. The entity was only neutralized after a prolonged battle with Facility 19-23's STF. Senior Researcher Slotin and both guards remain in memetic rehabilitation and are gradually exhibiting fewer crocodilian tendencies.
Input: One note, reading: "I don't think we'll ever know if we can say that you're sapient or not, but maybe that's for the better."
Setting: 1:1
Output: A drawing depicting two apples and two oranges.
Input: One note, reading: "Five years with you, I hope I entertained you well so far."
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A rough drawing the likeness of Dr. Veritas, a drawing of a wrench and a jar of grease, and a heart icon. An intern made a note suspecting the paper being mildly cognitohazardous, as they noted Dr. Veritas smiling as he picked it up. Dr. Veritas dismissed this hypothesis.
Input: Aforementioned carbine and shotgun
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A weapon vaguely resembling an amalgamation of the two inputs. The upper receiver of the inputted Honey Badger was found to contain hundreds of miniature models of grey seals, replacing the bolt carrier group and buffer tube. The magwell was found to have been resized to take 12 gauge shells. A tube magazine from the input stretches from the magwell. Any attempt to load and fire the weapon failed; pulling the trigger instead activated a flashlight that shone out of the output's barrel. Shining the flashlight on any object causes it to be teleported to a location within a five meter radius of the user. Output incinerated.
Input: Aforementioned helmet and load-bearing equipment
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of two hospital beds set next to each other, made from metal and canvas. The beds were empty, with a light layer of ash on the pillows. Sgt. Szymons remarked it as being familiar to him, distressing him. Object incinerated without incident.
Input: Aforementioned revolver
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged Colt Python, aside from the various standard engravings being replaced by the text "Smith-Corona Python". Anomalous traits and effects are revealed upon the discharge of the firearm. Each shot is followed with the noise of several typewriter key strokes that do not seem to originate from the output, but rather from various directions. When the last bullet in the cylinder is fired, this sound is replaced with the ring a typewriter makes when the carriage has reached the furthest edge of a page. Upon inspection of the paper target the output was fired at, a paragraph was printed where the bullseye would be. The text narrated a short moment from the operator’s day, with a heavily metaphorical and dark tone. The anomalous trait did not recur when the weapon was fired at materials other than paper.
Input: One mandoline slicer
Setting: Fine
Output: One seemingly unchanged mandoline slicer. It has been reported that while handling the slicer, the subject gains a high degree of confidence in their ability to use it and begins slicing products at a dangerously fast pace until they risk severe lacerations to their hand. Testing D-Class was forcibly subdued before he could injure himself. Researcher Boneka seems unperturbed by these findings, commenting that "that's the same as a regular mandoline". Anomalous classification still pending.
Input: One KitchenAid-brand handheld mixer fitted with whisk attachments
Setting: Fine
Output: One device resembling an octopus with small whisks at the ends of each appendage. When turned on, the appendages flail around vigorously while the whisks are spinning, resulting in a mess and potentially inflicting mild injuries onto the user.
Input: One Nordic Ware-brand cast aluminum bundt cake pan (45th Anniversary Braided Edition)
Setting: Fine
Output: One flat rectangular aluminum platter. Any object or substance left on top of the platter for longer than 60 seconds will anomalously break itself into three or more equal portions, lengthen those portions, and then autonomously form into a braid. The success of this procedure depends on the substance, as liquids do not retain the braided shape and brittle items simply become mangled. A suggestion to test the output on human hair has been denied.
Input: A copy of Researcher Boneka's recipe notebook
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A more physically worn notebook containing various recipes handwritten in Indonesian. Whilst studying the contents, Researcher Boneka remarked that the recipes were dishes that her mother made for her while she was young, and that the handwriting resembles that of her mother's as well. After testing the recipes in the facility's kitchen, she confirmed that the meals taste exactly as she remembered them from her childhood.
Input: One silver tiara
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A silver crown. When worn, it emits a cognitohazard that compels any direct viewers to believe that the wearer has the highest authority in the current room. In the context of the Foundation, this results in them believing the wearer is the director of the Site.
Input: The copy of Plato's Republic
Setting: Fine
Output: The same copy, externally unchanged. The contents therein are largely unchanged, with notable exceptions being consistent marginalia of question marks around positions held by characters within. Also notably, the section of Book 2 dealing with the thought experiment of the Ring of Gyges no longer appears. has been replaced with the section depicting Frodo putting on the One Ring from J.R.R Tolkien's The Fellowship of the Ring.
Input: The copy of Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics
Setting: Fine
Output: The same copy, externally unchanged. The pages of the book appeared at first observation to be pure black. Closer inspection with a magnifying glass revealed that it is the entire text of the book in its original Ancient Greek, including sections V, VI, and VII. Further examination of those sections, previously believed lost, revealed philosophical and ethical musings on SCP-4500 and Aristotle’s problems therein with his mentor's conceptualizations of the topic and of his conceptualization of matter. Item incinerated.
Input: The copy of Mill's Utilitarianism
Setting: Fine
Output: The same copy, externally and internally unchanged. Produces a slight cognitohazardous effect causing the reader to attempt to adjust or correct things and actions they deem "not maximizing utility". The effect appeared to only last for 90 minutes. In that time, Researcher Connolly, under the effects:
Input: The copy of Kant's Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of a book titled Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Humour. The contents of the book appear to be nothing but the lyrics to Monty Python's "Bruces' Philosophers Song" repeated to fill the length of the book. Upon reading the book, Researcher Connolly started humming the song to himself. Connolly dismissed claims of a cognitohazard, stating that "This is perfectly normal when exposed to the Pythons".
Input: The copy of Foot's "Morality as a System of Hypothetical Imperatives"
Setting: Fine
Output: An elaborate origami diagram of a branching train track with a trolley resting on the track.
Input: One wooden head
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden head with the eyes replaced with a pair of removable wooden glasses frames. The head will adjust its features to be able to hold any pair of glasses placed upon it for eight hours. During this time, it will be impossible to remove the glasses, until they are dropped at the end of the timer. This effects does not apply to any non-functioning glasses.
Input: One wig
Setting: Fine
Output: One wig that alters the color perception of the wearer. While testing with D-Class, it was discovered that the wig can temporarily fix dichromatic color blindness. However, the wig will continue altering the color perception of the wearer, often causing monochromatic color blindness to occur. There is no specific timeframe in which this occurs, and imaging reveals that there have been no physical changes to the eyes of the wearer. Any effects caused by the wig will persist up to three days after the wearer has removed the wig.
Input: One model of an eye
Setting: Fine
Output: One model with the iris color changed to red and all of the blood vessels on the sclera changed to the color of the iris. The model will turn to face the nearest person in the room, or the nearest light source if nobody is present. Further testing with various light sources revealed that the output can temporarily blind itself from staring at a bright enough object, rendering it inert during the time it has been blinded.
Input: One USB flash drive containing all experiment logs written by Intern Beauvillier
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB flash drive containing digital versions of the entire Rougon-Macquart novel cycle by Emile Zola. Said novels are often renowned for being very (and sometimes overly) long and tedious to read.
Input: One USB flash drive containing the personnel file for Intern François Beauvillier
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB flash drive, which is found to cause a unique and seemingly random technical problem whenever it is plugged into a machine.
Input: One pair of aviator glasses
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of "5D" glasses, as inscribed on the rim. Said glasses allow the viewer to witness all past and possible future states of any object the viewer focuses on. As an example, focusing eyesight on an empty glass allows to see simultaneously the glass in its formation as it was cast, a pool of molten glass, the glass beads that the glass is composed of, the silica sand that was used to form the glass beads, and what appear to be pieces of rock the sand has seemingly been extracted of. Simultaneously, the viewer will see the same glass multiple times, becoming more opaque with dust, a pile of glass shards, a glass full of an undetermined clear liquid, among other images. The sheer volume of images presented to the viewer simultaneously prevents the brain from fully understanding the presented images and can cause intense headaches when used to view a complex object.
Input: One MP3 player containing the song "Glue" by Bicep
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged MP3 player containing the same song. Upon D-15935 playing the song, the D-Class was visibly frozen for the duration of the song upon which the test subject collapsed. Attempts to revive the subject were unsuccessful and the cause of death was attributed to lack of blood flow to the brain.
Input: One MP3 player containing a original song, written and performed by Intern Scott
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged MP3 player containing a music track titled "Back in Facility-23[sic]". The file appears to be a rap song featuring various members of Facility 23.
Input: One MP3 player containing the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers
Setting: Fine
Output: One bipedal automaton created from the components of the MP3 player. Upon the output booth opening, the automaton anomalously walked out of the booth and completed several laps of the test chamber before collapsing.
Input: One license
Setting: Rough
Output: A scattering of polyvinyl carbonate fragments with damage resembling that of a high speed impact. Attempts to assemble the fragments were unsuccessful.
Input: One license
Setting: Coarse
Output: A card identical in size with all lettering rearranged in alphabetical order.
Input: One license
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Commercial Driver's License. All information listed on a standard CDL is present, however, the card as a whole is inked using the colors of the input, thus differing heavily from a CDL.
Input: One license
Setting: Fine
Output: One identically sized card. The information seen on it varies between subjects and changes when outside line of sight. When this happens, the written information is altered, including name, language, birthdate, and age, with the only consistency being the physical description and the size of the output. The purpose of the output can also become different on rarer occasions, sometimes becoming an ID, drivers license, and otherwise government or state issue verification cards. The country of origin can also change.
Input: One license
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One identical card. Upon the door of the booth opening, the output was expelled at a recorded speed of 48.9 m/s, lacerating the arm of the D-Class standing in the test chamber, before being pinned to the ceiling by an unknown force. After retrieving the card, the force acting on the output was determined to be equal to that of the nearest jet stream.