7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One memetic note, see above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A note reading "Hello, our name is Ija Rasclon." The memetic effect has been altered to have a duration of 10 minutes, is ineffectual on Jr. Rasclon, and causes those affected to replace any proper noun group in their speech with "Ija Rasclon". Anyone addressed as such by an affected individual also suffers the memetic effect. The effect failed to spread outside of the testing area, due to its temporary nature and inability to affect the same person twice.
Input: Previous result.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A note reading "Hello, her name is Ija Rasclon." The note carries the memetic effect of causing anyone who reads it to become aware of JR. Rasclon's name and position, and to be able to identify her in a lineup. Effect was not neutralized by amnestics. Note was incinerated.
Input: Huawei smartphone
Setting: Very fine
Output: D-1618 was visible for ten seconds, before vanishing into thin air. It is not known where D-1618 was sent to, nor the point of time to which she was sent to.
Input: Bottle of oil, laser pointer
Setting: Very fine.
Output: A mass of cooked ground meat of the same mass as Researcher Douglas; and a laser pointer which, if activated, burns everything in its line of fire.
Input: 1000 Bottles of Vodka
Setting: Fine
Output: 750 Gallon jugs of Premium Vodka
Input: 200 Bottles of Scotch
Setting: Fine
Output: 200 Bottles of Irish Whiskey
Input: 40 Boxes of various teas
Setting: Fine
Output: 40 Boxes of coffee
Input: 365 bottles of Vodka, 30 bottles of scotch, 7 boxes of tea.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged upon drinking any of the output the drinker gains a reportedly hilarious accent and actions according to the type of drink. Drinking of Vodka causes a Russian or a similar accent and actions consistent to stereotype of drunk Russians. Drinking tea or scotch imparts the same effect with the difference of either a British or Scottish accent.
Input: 5 Chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 chocolate dog with a watch set in to it, the wrappers read “what goes tick tock woof.”
Input: 5 Chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine
Output: One chocolate and plastic bunny sculpture that can be mounted on a wall. It contains clockwork components and makes bunny noises at passersby. It can also wiggle its nose and move its ears. It possesses the anomalous property that people who look at it feel amused instead of what they were originally feeling. The effect fades almost immediately after viewing of the object ceases and no after effects whatsoever have been noted. The effect is strongest on MT Johnson and does not affect Researcher Darby at all. Instead, the sculpture makes aggressive bunny noises towards him.
Input: 5 chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine
Output: An anomalous, semi-solid lump of chocolate and metal which is capable of slow movement. When moving, it emits faint ticking sounds reminiscent of clockwork. This mass can be controlled by the last person to have interacted with it, moving exactly opposite to how the controller intended. This was seen to be consistent among all personnel who operated it.
Input: 5 Chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 pocket watch made of chocolate, and one intricate robot bunny. Testing on the former showed that while edible, the chocolate will not melt under a heat of ████K, has a Vickers hardness of 14100, and is compatible with standard pocket watch components. The latter has no anomalous properties.
Input: 5 Chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine
Output: 8 animate chocolate bunnies, smaller and rounder in appearance, tied to a small 5-wheeled clockwork machine via metal chains. The machine is composed of a large center wheel connected via axles to a structure with 4 legs, each with a small wheel at the bottom. While the center wheel rotates, it plays a repeating tune via a mechanism similar to a music box. The chocolate bunnies are compelled to pull the machine indefinitely and will only stop when tired. Occasionally, some of the bunnies may fall asleep while the others are still pulling the machine.
Input: 5 chocolate bunnies, 1 pocket watch.
Setting: Fine Very Fine (The identity of the person who let Jr. Guard Romanio into 914’s testing area again is currently unknown)
Output: One large chocolate rabbit whose eyes have been replaced by a singular large metallic gem-like protrusion with clockwork decorations. Upon sighting Researcher Darby it charged forwards and shot beams of energy from its gem at security personnel. After dealing with the local security personnel, it proceeded to attack Researcher Darby with its claws leaving major wounds. Reserve personnel arrived and began firing at the Rabbit causing it to explode into liquid chocolate, leaving a large puddle of red-coloured chocolate and the gem-like object.
Input: Dr. Lombardi’s former lab coat
Setting: Fine
Output: Clothes that resemble the video game character Falco Lombardi’s clothes. They are made from the exact same material from the lab coat and have the same mass.
Input: Dr. Thompson’s former lab coat
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sweatshirt and T-shirt made from the former lab coat.
Input: Dr. Nukea’s former lab coat
Setting: Fine
Output: A shirt with the entire script of ''17 again'' woven into the fabric by thread.
Input: One Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080-Ti graphics card
Setting: Fine
Output: One Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080-Ti graphics card, whose decorative angles constantly shift in position while being used in a powered PC. Other than that, it operates as expected from the device.
Input: Six loaded dice
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature colourless magic cube. The sides are distinguished by varying weights instead of the usual coloured stickers. 113 pips are chaotically distributed over all sides of the output and do not correspond to the weight of the cubies.
Input: Five loaded dice
Setting: Fine
Output: Fifty small quadratic plates made out of the same synthetic material as the input. Each of them features an engraved copy of the faces of the playing card deck Industrie und Glück, traditionally used in the Austro-Hungarian Empire to play Tarock. The four kings of the original deck do not appear in the output.
Input: Four loaded dice
Setting: Fine
Output: A loaded gömböc, resembling model 400. Eighty-four pips are distributed unequally on the two sides which are facing upwards on the original gömböc 400. Due to the output's uneven distribution of mass, it is not considered a proper gömböc. Additionally, the test result stands on one of the dotted faces in its resting state.
Input: Three loaded dice
Setting: Fine
Output: A polyhedron with eighteen faces of different area and shape. The output can not be used as a proper 18-sided die, due to its irregular form. 153 pips are distributed evenly on the sides of the test result and correspond inversely proportional to the area of the face they are printed onto.
Input: Two loaded dice
Setting: Fine
Output: One white solid and one black hollow dice. The total mass of the output is equal to the total mass of the input. Both dice contain a cognitohazard on one face. Subjects, who directly touch the cognitohazardous face and lift the die, conjecture the die to be loaded. This effect is reversible by touching the die anywhere else and lifting it. Neither die is loaded or dotted.
Input: One loaded die
Setting: Fine
Output: A ball with a single dot printed onto it.
Input: The sword
Setting: Fine
Output: One small scythe comprised entirely of metal, perfectly sharpened and buffed.
Input: 1 3/8" drive 10mm socket
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 3/8" drive 197/500" socket
Input: 1 1/2" drive 10mm deep socket
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 10mm drive 1/2" deep socket
Input: 1 10mm open ended wrench
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 10 1mm open ended wrenches
Input: 10 1mm open ended wrenches
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 10mm block of steel, weight analysis shows it equals the equivalent of the 10 1mm open ended wrenches used for input
Input: 1 1/2" impact driver (pneumatic)
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 1/2" impact driver (electric)
Input: 1 1/2" impact driver (electric)
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 1/2" impact driver (electric and pneumatic settings)
Input: 1 1/2" impact driver (electric and pneumatic)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 1/2" impact driver (nuclear)
Input: 1 1/2" impact driver (nuclear)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 3/4" impact driver (pneumatic)
Input: The rebreather
Setting: Fine
Output: A rebreather, that when used underwater, performs electrolysis on the water, converting it into hydrogen.
Input: One of the aforementioned inhalers
Setting: Rough
Output: One puddle of a mixture later determined to be melted white, light blue and dark blue plastic, and a melted unknown metal.
Input: One of the aforementioned inhalers
Setting: Coarse
Output: One cube of light blue plastic, one cube of dark blue plastic and one cube of white plastic weighing approx. 10g, 3g and 0.5g respectively. One cube of unknown metal weighing approx. 20-25g. One cube of solid salbutamol sulfate and one cube of an unknown Hydrofluorochlorine, both of which immediately dissipated into 914’s output chamber.
Input: One of the aforementioned inhalers
Setting: 1:1
Output: One [REDACTED] brand preventative inhaler containing the asthma treating steroid Beclometasone
Input: One of the aforementioned inhalers
Setting: Fine
Output: One [REDACTED] brand combination inhaler containing fostair, a relieving and preventative drug.
Input: One of the aforementioned inhalers
Setting: Very fine
Output: One large clockwork bee approx. 13cm long, formed of intricate gears made of the unknown metal and all three coloured plastics. The wings appear to be made of crystalline salbutamol sulfate which is being held at a constant 25°C no matter the environment it is contained within. No stinger appears present.
Input: One piano
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An anomalous piano. Upon playing the piano, every human within a 10 meter radius will have an overwhelming desire to listen to said piano.
Input: The copy of the 914 test logs, one grammar document, one dictionary.
Setting: Fine
Output: A stack of paper the combined size of the three inputs. The first page is stylized to look like the cover of a standard composition notebook, with the title "Do your own work: A comprehensive list of people who answer to you." written in JTW Wright's handwriting in the designated space. All other pages are blank.
Input: One pair of reading glasses, one grammar document, one dictionary.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged. A pair of reading glasses, as well as the two input documents. When the reading glasses are worn, a cognitohazardous effect causes the wearer to become incapable of recognizing any errors in written word. This effect persists for an unknown length of time five hours after taking off the glasses.
Input: Said globe
Setting: 1:1
Output: Identical globe, but colored purple
Input: Above output
Setting: 1:1
Output: Globe displaying a political map of the Moon, purple
Input: Viola
Setting: Fine
Output: One violin, and a wooden tube shaped like a funnel. The words "violin shrinker" is engraved onto the tube. When the violin is entered through the large end of the tube, a spatial anomaly is formed and the violin decreases in size enough to pass through the small end, where it grows back to its original size upon exiting. This only occurs when the above violin is entered, and does not work with other violins.
Input: Photograph, lump of clay
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 origami dog and 1 origami crow. The polymer clay is unaltered. The origami dog is capable of mimicking human behavior, however is not presumed to be sapient. The origami crow is strongly attracted to the color purple and will attempt to approach anything purple whenever possible. Notably, due to its composition, the origami crow is unable to fly.
Input: One copy of "Meeting your better you".
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of "Market fundamentals - Success in the new economy" by Harrison Lewis. No record of such a title exists, but is otherwise non-anomalous. Details sound investment and savings strategies.
Input: One copy of "Market fundamentals - Success in the new economy", one bottle of oral anabolic steroids.
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of pills and one book. Pill bottle is labeled as a financial supplement called 'Savitrol'. Testing with D-class on historical stock data has shown a 15% increase in ROI. Pills appear to be non-anomalous, presumably made of a mixture of steroids along with other compounds found in book printing and plastics manufacture. Currently undergoing reverse-engineering and synthesis analysis.
Input: One box of nicotine patches, two vials of class-A amnestics, one Foundation training manual on memetic resistance.
Setting: Fine
Output: One unlabeled box of medicinal patches, one glass case containing a Foundation training manual. Manual contains instructions on how to smoke, along with a memetic compulsion to do so. There are no records of the Foundation ever producing a smoking manual.
Input: One bottle of Ritalin, one MTF training manual
Setting: Fine
Output: A thick paper box containing an object resembling a candy bracelet.
Input: All 25 kazoos
Setting: Fine
Output: A (small) tree made of kazoos
Input: The mug and the sharpie
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 off brand sharpie, slightly used, and a flower pot with a face. The face will sometimes be replaced by words such as "water me" and "the cat is staring at me again". The face seems to show emotion.
Input: 1 tungsten alloy dart as above
Setting: Rough
Output: 1 irregular block of pure tungsten, fragments of copper, shreds of nylon.
Input: 1 tungsten alloy dart as above
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 squared block of tungsten, 1 sphere of copper, 4 squares of nylon
Input: One tungsten alloy dart as above
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 shuffleboard puck the same mass as the dart, the bottom surface is lined with nylon
Input: One tungsten alloy dart as above
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 tungsten alloy dart, analysis shows the point is sharp to 1 atom. When given to a D-class for testing, they missed the dart board given to aim at. However, the dart stuck fast into the steel wall where it hit. No attempt at removal has been successful
Input: One tungsten alloy dart as above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A scale model of The Thinker by Auguste Rodin, analysis shows the bottom is lined with a thin layer of nylon. Anomalous effect of causing anyone who holds it to cease whatever they were doing and think of a pun which they then share with as many individuals as possible until contact is severed.
Input: 1 box of Totino’s Pizza Rolls and 1 Great Value paper plate.
Setting: Rough
Output: A thick paste that consists of paper, cardboard, ink, and the ingredients in the pizza rolls.
Input: Same as above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One box of Ore Ida Bagel Bites and a Dixie Everyday Paper Plate.
Input: Same as above.
Setting: Fine
Output: An empty box of Totino’s pizza rolls and the contents of the box on the plate, heated to 160º Fahrenheit.
Input: Same as above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An empty box of Totino’s pizza rolls and the contents of the box on the plate. The pizza rolls will not cool down from 160º Fahrenheit. No testing with consuming the rolls will be conducted.
Input: Spool of "Wite-Out"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One spool of "SUPAH-WITE-OUT". When D-80396 attempted to collect it, both they and the spool disappeared.
Input: All 24 bells.
Setting: Fine
Output: An electric guitar. The neck is made of the wood from the bell handles, while the body, amp jack, and strings are made of brass. Notes played on the guitar sound as though they are being played on the bells. While no electronic components are present, the jack is fully functional.
Input: The trumpet.
Setting: Fine
Output: A similar trumpet. Testing revealed the notes it plays to be exponentially louder; a note normally played at 12 decibels comes out at 144 decibels, for example.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: Paper had been folded and fused together to create a pickaxe form the game, but the handle was diamond and the head was wood. Excess paper and paint, including the crafting table, had been compacted into the handle to increase the durability. When held by the handle and used on a 1kg rock sample, the pickaxe was not effective, however, when held by the head the pickaxe was easily able to break the rock. The pickaxe was more effective against stronger materials than weaker ones, meaning that something like cloth or a pillow was largely unaffected, while steel was broken with relative ease. After five tests on various materials, the item released a loud “breaking” noise and disintegrated.
Input: Set of utensils, Gold
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of gold-coated plastic eating utensils. When any substance is placed on the dish, it will be replaced an expensive high-quality dish resembling the original substance in some way. Upon transformation, the eating utensils will animate and vocalize criticisms regarding the original 'food', and occasionally will go as far as to throwing the food onto the floor when the quality is low enough.
Input: A copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of Dork Diaries
Input: A copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The book Diary of a Wimpy Kid the Ugly Truth. It is also impossible to open.
Input: The model
Setting: 1:1
Output: One model of the geocentric solar system, but of the star system Proxima Centauri.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One sticky hand filled with various electronic devices. Output was shown to be able to stick to surfaces with far greater strength than usual.
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-B amnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Bottle of Class-Y mnestics
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-B amnestics
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 Bottle of Class-A amnestics
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-B amnestics
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Bottle of Class "Darby" amnestics. One dose allows you to forget the existence of Researcher Darby for approximately 1 hour. Contains 200 doses, according to the label. Bottle was given to Veritas for personal use.
Input: A synthesizer, player, and cassette.
Setting: Fine
Output: A synthesizer with a tape deck attached to it, capable of recording music played on it to a cassette. Initial plays of the cassette found it to still be blank.
Input: A synthesizer, player, and cassette.
Setting: Fine
Output: A somewhat larger tape player with synthesizer keys and setting controls on each side. Tape deck accessible by pulling the device apart at the sides; doing this repeatedly allows the device to be played like an instrument.
Input: A synthesizer, player, and cassette.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 19-inch tall replica of Rick Astley made of synthesizer and cassette parts. It spent the next 2 hours continuously playing, and dancing to, the singer's hit single "Never Gonna Give You Up." An anomalous property of the device caused those who heard it to dance along with it uncontrollably. Device ceased function after security personnel equipped with hearing protection destroyed it.
Input: One stack of playing cards.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A standard stack of playing cards. However, all the colours have been swapped around. Diamonds and hearts are now coloured black and vice versa.
Input: One stack of playing cards.
Setting: Fine
Output: An altered stack of playing cards. Aces have been replaced with 1's. The King has been replaced with an Emperor. The Queen has been replaced with what appears to be a president. And the Jack has been replaced with a chancellor.
Input: One stack of playing cards.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One heavily altered stack of playing cards. The majority of cards in the stack have now been replaced with Joker cards, though the King, Queen and Jack are theorized to have been altered differently. Aside from all the other Joker cards, there are three other cards. One card appears to be detailed with a small, 'tame' anomalous figure. Another has a great, monstrous creature printed on it. The last one, details an aggrivated, monstrous tearing at the paper it is printed on. Each image also has each character holding what appears to be a scythe. The letters written on these cards were 'S', 'G' and 'A'.
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-A amnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Bottle of Class-Z mnestics
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-A amnestics
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 Bottle of Dar-Be-Gone. Appears to have similar chemical composition to most insecticides.
Input: 1 Bottle of Class-A amnestics
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Input: Above item.
Setting: Fine
Output: Disc with no physical changes. When placed inside a computer however, the size was over 2000 MiB. The audio played a series of random sounds, ranging from applause to an unknown male speaking French. when translated, it was a reading of "Divine Comedy."
Input: Ender's Game
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 324 Origami Formic Drone's, 1 Origami Formic Queen
Input: The Cobra Event
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Paper Dust Origami versions of the Cobra Virus in "The Cobra Event". Though proven simply paper the containment chamber was decontaminated with a Gasoline-Bleach mixture that was set on fire to eliminate any threat of viral infection.
Input: Starship Troopers
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large Origami Soldier identifying himself as "Juan "Johnny" Rico". Sadly destroyed when given a cigarette and a lighter upon asking for one. His ashes have been given to Researcher Fa Ke for burial.
Input: One bottle of Class-Y mnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of Class-B amnestics.
Input: One bottle of Class-Y mnestics
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle containing a neon substance. Testing proved this to be a "super mnestic" It is probable that nobody who has been sprayed with this can ever be forgotten.
Input: One bottle of Class-Y mnestics, One Photograph.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One empty bottle of Class-Y mnestics, One photograph of the members of Site 12 prior to incident [REDACTED]. The photograph cannot be destroyed, and produces a memetic effect causing viewers of the photograph to have awareness of who each person present is, how they died, and why they were unusual. Dr. Beiderman has been allowed to keep the photograph for aesthetic purposes.
Input: Bottle of wine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Seemingly unchanged bottle of wine. When investigated, the label claimed that the wine had been “aged 100 yeers. (sic)” The wine appeared to have been rapidly fermented during the transformation. Samples showed that the yeasts had become toxic and the wine was unsafe for consumption.
Input: Jar of moonshine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Seemingly unchanged bottle of moonshine. Lab testing could not find anything toxic or potentially dangerous about it. (Excluding the extremely high alcohol content)
Input: 1 bottle
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded plastic.
Input: 1 bottle
Setting: Coarse
Output: A 4"x7" sheet of plastic, consistent with the make of the bottle.
Input: 1 bottle
Setting: 1:1
Output: A bottle marked as "3-stroke engine oil." Contents missing.
Input: One quart
Setting: Fine
Output: A bottle of similar size; further testing revealed it can somehow contain up to 3.9 ounces of fluid. Contents missing.
Input: One quart
Setting: Very fine
Output: A plastic origami rose. Upon the output booth opening, a deep, resonating, and very loud sound was heard, lasting 1.38 seconds. All personnel on site who heard the sound described it as a belch.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A blue notebook with the words "I LIKE TO RIDE HORSE" scribbled on every page in a child's handwriting.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of JJBA: Phantom Blood. Subject was hardcover with the pages stuck together.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the U.S. constitution. Subject spins rapidly and uncontrollably around its spine. After some difficulty immobilizing the subject, the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment was found to be missing.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An intricate wooden figurine of a mummified corpse with holes in each hand. When placed on a flat surface, subject turned to face east. Personnel who carried weapons were repelled by the subject.