7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One picture of a jack o' lantern
Setting: 1:1
Output: One picture of an orange skull
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One picture of a Christmas tree. When held, the song "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey would play at around 35 decibels.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine Very Fine
Output: One haiku
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of woodchips and wood-dust
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: Coarse
Output: A cube of wood in equal weight of the input. The cube appears to be roughly formed.
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: 1:1
Output: A wood sculpture of a wolf in a howling stance.
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: Fine
Output: An animate wood sculpture of a fox. Subject acted like any member of its biological basis, though it did not require nutrition or need to defecate. Subject was also non-aggressive to personnel, allowing for itself to be held and petted, and was notably playful. Subject is currently held in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical sculpture. When the subject was held by D-█████, they stated they could hear the sound of a fox’s laughter. Three minutes and two seconds after holding, the D-Class began to emit vocalisations akin to those of a fox. This has not ceased, even after releasing the sculpture. Examination of the D-Class’ brain activity revealed no change in neural activity, though a physical examination revealed that his larynx had been anomalously changed to one identical to that of a fox. Item was incinerated, and the D-Class returned to their holding cell.
Input: One of the aforementioned sculptures
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sculpture of a fox head and a small pile of wood shavings. Closer examination reveals the head to be identical to that of a Common Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes), and carved with extreme detail. No anomalous properties manifested and passed screening.
Input: A painting of a bamboo thicket in daylight
Setting: 1:1
Output: A painting of a distorted densely wooded forest
Input: A painting of a bouquet of ten roses
Setting: Fine
Output: A painting of a hand carrying a ruby rosary
Input: A sketch of a tree stump
Setting: Fine
Output: A sketch of a mahogany sapling
Input: The sheets of wood, the strings
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One stringed wooden musical instrument. The wood appears to have been morphed and shaped into a mass of stringed instruments merged together. Next to each string appears to be a "finger" made of wood with two joints.
Input: One conspiracy theory magazine
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon inspection, all conspiracies mentioned in the inputted magazine were reframed as historical facts in the output, with the input's topic of the month being about secret government experiments. D-25521 was instructed to read the magazine and after an hour of doing so, claimed to be a "Dr. Heimich" from a "Science Cooperative Registry Division" and requested to be amnesticised. No such organization exists in Foundation records and the output was incinerated while D-22521 was amnesticised and dismissed.
Input: One extra-large inflatable globe, two conspiracy theory magazines
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One thick hardbound book made from inputted plastic and paper. After D-22134 picked up the output, he began to ignore all instructions given by researchers, instead exclaiming gibberish about knowing "the secrets of Area 51", then walking towards and colliding with a wall in the opposite direction of the United States Air Force facility commonly referred to as Area 51. Regained consciousness, amnesticised and dismissed.
Input: One of the aforementioned glass cups
Setting: Rough
Output: Glass shards of various sizes.
Input: One of the aforementioned glass cups
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 500 millilitre glass cup. The walls of the cup are slightly thinner than the ones of the original one, resulting in the same mass.
Input: One of the aforementioned glass cups
Setting: Fine
Output: One precisely cut glass cup that refracts light in a manner that creates complex light patterns. The colour of these patterns is influenced by the drink in the glass. However, due to the point of convergence being within the cup the contents of the cup heat significantly faster when it is exposed to visible light. It holds the same amount of liquid as the original one (300 millilitres). The molecular lattice of the glass molecules is altered in a way that greatly increases the impact resistance of the cup.
Input: One of the aforementioned glass cups
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One shot glass, with the expected volume of 50ml. The shot glass has the same mass as the original cup - this property is caused by a great increase in the density of the original material. Through anomalous means, it is capable of holding up to 300ml of liquid before overflowing. This anomalous property only manifests if a beverage is used for filling the vessel. The glass has shown high resistance to pressure, impact and heat.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Rough
Output: Nothing Various nylon strings, thin and spread out enough to make them difficult to perceive. Otherwise, they do not display anomalous effects.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Coarse
Output: Same as input A broken scrubbing mitt A mitt that perpetually unravels itself through anomalous means. Cannot be sewn back together, as the unraveling will start immediately after.
Input: One of the above
Setting: 1:1
Output: A nylon sock of a different brand. Aforementioned brand does not make socks. Weight is consistent with the other results, and displays no anomalous properties.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: A nylon glove, capable of absorbing any liquids upon contact. It is deemed unable to absorb liquids when those are protected by other materials. Despite that, it has been observed that it can reduce environmental moisture. Having its absorption capabilities tested, incineration of this anomalous item has been requested due to possible environmental hazards.
Input: One long-exposure photograph taken on 17/11/2015 of the 2015 Leonids. Exposure time of approximately one hour.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One slightly crumpled piece of paper with drawing on both sides. One side of the paper depicts a poorly drawn feline with the word “kity” [sic] written below the creature, all drawn with what appears to be orange crayon. The other side of the paper is covered in what are rather many failed attempts at legible writing, or random scribbles. One phrase is slightly legible on this side, which reads “4 yers od” [sic]. The scribbles on this side of the paper are drawn in various colors of what also appears to be crayon, with black and blue scribbles being noticeably abundant. The aforementioned phrase is notably the only thing drawn in pink.
Input: One photograph taken on an unknown date of a segment of the constellation Ursa Major, centered on the Big Dipper
Setting: Fine
Output: One photograph similar to the input photograph, but with most of the celestial bodies in the original photograph arranged in a different manner, seemingly randomly. Upon further inspection, the photograph is consistent with predictions of how the ''Big Dipper'' and other notable celestial bodies present in the photograph will appear when viewed from Earth in approximately [REDACTED] years.
Input: One photograph taken on 21/08/2017 of the solar eclipse that occurred on said date during totality.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, non-anomalous pile of ashes, the amount that would be expected from burning a piece of paper
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: Fine
Output: Fine fine fine fine One piece of paper, containing a cognitohazard that causes affected individuals to replace their vocabulary with "fine". Effect ceases once the output is no longer in contact with the affected individual
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with half a drawing signed by J.R. Kai One grey piece of paper with a cognitohazard that causes the viewer to see half a drawing signed by J.R. Kai.
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with a complete format generator code.
Input: One wet floor sign
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sign reading “Caution: Burning Floor”.
Input: One wet floor sign
Setting: Fine
Output: One sign reading “Caution: Wet Ceiling” that anomalously adheres to any ceiling.
Input: One wet floor sign
Setting: Fine
Output: One wet floor sign that, when placed, anomalously causes water to materialize on the floor within a 3-meter radius of it One wet floor sign that, when placed, exhibits a cognitohazard that compels all viewers to believe that the floor around it is covered in water and go out of their way to avoid it.
Input: One wet floor sign
Setting: Fine
Output: One sign reading “Caution: The floor will be wet”.
Input: One wet floor sign
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unaltered wet floor sign.
Input: One CD with the single ''All I want for Christmas is you'' sung by Mariah Carey
Setting: Coarse
Output: One CD with the single ''All I want for Christmas is you'' sung by Nicki Minaj. Several lyrics have been altered to where Minaj makes references to her rear without it seeming to be relevant.
Input: One CD of Frank Sinatra’s version of the song “Let It Snow”
Setting: 1:1
Output: One CD crudely labeled “le tits now [sic]”. Contains an hour-long audio documentary of a monotone male voice describing various medical disorders that affect the mammary glands.
Input: Above CD
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD containing the nine songs in the EP played in reverse order. However, when "My Private Christmas Song" is played, the voice instead corresponds to the person closest to the DVD player, and is sang in the person's native language.
Input: The aforementioned CD.
Setting: Fine
Output: The inputted CD.
Input: Aforementioned CD
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged CD. Upon being placed within a player, a .mp4 file is found in place of the previous .mp3. When played, the video displays SCP-914’s input and output booths as fireplaces. The entirety of the Facility 23 residents, including former residents, is seen gathered around the booths in a traditional Christmas celebration. The audio is a wind chime instrumental of the inputted song.
Input: One CD of Bing Crosby’s version of “White Christmas”
Setting: Fine
Output: One well-worn DVD. Playing the DVD shows a slideshow depicting Facility 23 employees celebrating with their families, with Nat King Cole’s version of “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” playing in the background. Placed in storage due to privacy concerns.
Input: One DVD of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD labelled “Holidaze [sic] fight medley”. When played, shows a video of Facility 23 personnel singing a medley of Christmas songs, which is abruptly interrupted by a fistfight between Researcher MacLean and an as of yet unidentified Researcher. The fight appears to have started over the order they were to sing in.
Input: The flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB flash drive containing a mp3 file of a song called "Swearytale of New York" by The Rogues. The song is identical to the original but each word in the lyrics has been replaced by an expletive.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Ritalin
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of Adderall medication
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Ritalin
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of pills. The bottle has a sticker indicating it as a medication to treat Attention Deficit Disorder. Upon consumption, the subject will become increasingly lethargic and their mental state deteriorates, eventually becoming a form of depression. The subject will refuse to perform any task it must perform manually, and eventually autonomously. After a period of four hours, the subject will cease respiration and suffocate unless action is taken.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Zoloft
Setting: 1:1
Output: A bottle of Prozac medication.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Zoloft
Setting: Fine
Output: A bottle of white powder. There are no labels to discern any intent of the powder. Subjects who ingested the powder began acting in a similar manner to those abusing cocaine. After twenty-three minutes, the subject will begin bleeding from all cranial orifices. Despite medical intervention, the bleeding continues until the subject expires in a varied time between thirty minutes and three hours.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Risperdal
Setting: 1:1
Output: A bottle of pills that, when consumed, have the subject placed in a drug-induced psychosis. D-Class was sedated after attempting to attack personnel; effects wore off after an hour.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Risperdal
Setting: Fine
Output: A bottle of pills in similar design to standard red-white antibiotics. The bottle’s label indicates them as a drug to enhance creative freedoms. Subjects who take the drug experience schizophrenic symptoms in line with disembodied voices. The subject will become increasingly paranoid and incomprehensible, but will show an increased aptitude for a style of art they were previously proficient in. The effects cease after a period of fourty-six minutes, with the subject having no recollection of the events.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Codeine
Setting: 1:1
Output: An unnamed bottle of pills. When taken, the subject will experience full-body pain, despite there being no physical signs of pain in any case. The effects cease after 6 minutes and thirteen seconds. The pain has been described as extreme burning and being stabbed or shot.
Input: One of the aforementioned bottles of Codeine
Setting: Fine
Output: A bottle of green pills. When taken, the subject will enter a stage where they will feel no pain of any kind, despite taking serious injuries or wounds. After fifty-two minutes, the subject will lose their remaining senses one by one at random. After this, the subject will collapse and begin screaming hysterically, complaining of extreme pain all across the body. Within five minutes, the subject expires, though the cause is unclear.
Input: The remaining bottle of each drug
Setting: Fine
Output: An unnamed bottle of red and blue pills. The effects are similar to that of SCP-500, however they are much stronger, and result in the taker becoming an obsessive hypochondriac. The subject will also begin suffering from severe overdosing symptoms akin to those of illicit substance abuse. The subject expires within one hour of ingesting the pill, and autopsy results reveal the subject to be in perfect health medically. No cause of death can be determined.
Input: One history textbook
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 12th grade mathematics textbook, identical to those from a library in Portland, Oregon, USA.
Input: One history textbook
Setting: Fine
Output: One hardcover book with exterior dimensions identical to that of the original textbook. The book appears to be 835 pages long has an indeterminate number of pages that each viewer interprets differently, and the interior of the book appears to contain biographic details on Researcher Carson has been proved to be blank upon advanced testing, but contains a memetic effect that affects any individual viewing the book's interior to contain biographic details of the said individual, written in their native language.
Input: One history textbook
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One origami figure of an unidentified middle-aged man. When any question concerning a future event is asked within its audible range, the figure will respond with a prediction in the same language as the question asked. Upon further testing, the predictions have be determined to be approximately 63% 49% 31% accurate the predictions' accuracy appear to decrease over time. Upon the 927th question being asked, the figure spontaneously collapsed into dark grey ashes, which have been determined to be non-anomalous paper ashes upon analysis.
Input: One vial of siphoned EVE
Setting: 1:1
Output: A visually unchanged vial containing the aforementioned 100mL of siphoned EVE. Analysis of the vial determined that, despite no change in intensity, measured EVE displayed significant fluctuations from previous aura signatures.
Input: One vial of siphoned EVE
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged vial containing the aforementioned 100mL of siphoned EVE. Increased intensity from previous measurements detected. Minor Aspect Radiation was also observed, but insufficient for reality warping to occur.
Input: One vial of siphoned EVE
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visually unchanged vial containing the aforementioned 100mL of siphoned EVE. Significantly increased intensity from previous measurements detected. Aspect Radiation was also observed, with minimally destructive reality warping phenomena occurring around the immediate vicinity of the vial itself. Object transferred to Site-119's Thaumatology Department for further investigation.
Input: Final vial of siphoned EVE
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visually unchanged vial containing 100mL of concentrated lemon-lime soda. No measurements of EVE or Aspect Radiation detected.
Input: One bottle of Morphine
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of a thick, yellow liquid. The label describes it as a painkiller medication, by use of transferring pain to another person. It is unclear how this process is possible. During testing, two D-Class were subject to an injection of 25ml of the liquid. As one was subjected to a series of controlled electric shocks, the other D-Class screamed in pain. The aforementioned subject later described feeling electrocuted, with the first being otherwise unaffected, despite receiving electrical burns to the hands. The effects of the dosage ceased after thirty-seven minutes, but is theorised to be relevant to the dosage amount.
Input: One bottle of Saline Solution
Setting: Fine
Output: Five bottles of a clear liquid, with equivalent mass to the input, and a paper note. The note reads ”Read well and listen close, for ye risk life with this choice. One elixir you face could save you of all ailments, while all its friends will lead to a grave. Choose well, and be awakened. Choose poorly, and be slain.”. Chemical analysis of all liquids showed no differences. Testing cancelled, and the bottles and note stored in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One bottle of Ibuprofen Oral Fluid
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of brown, translucent pills. Chemical analysis revealed them to contain traces of paper and glass. Testing resulted in a D-Class ingesting a single pill, and describing an absence of pain, sense of heat and a quieter stomach. After fourteen minutes, the D-Class collapsed, complaining of severe stomach pains and began to cough blood. Testing with the D-Class’ medical state is ongoing, though they have since recovered. All the pills placed in a secure container and isolated in Anomalous Storage.
Input: The remaining bottles of each drug
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large bottle of a thick black sludge with a texture akin to tar, and is extremely pungent. Testing with the liquid reveals it to be extremely painful, with the subject D-Class reporting searing pain. This pain would be felt all across the body after injection for nine minutes. After the time period elapsed, the D-Class was found to have an improved status of health, that has yet to waver. The D-Class also has an increased level of pride and recklessness, and has been detained in a secure Human Containment Cell.
Input: One sample of pyrite
Setting: Rough
Output: The same sample, cut into jagged pieces
Input: One sample of pyrite
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same sample, neatly cut into smaller cubes
Input: One sample of pyrite
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sample of pure iron, cloud of reddish-brown gas (later identified to be sulphur)
Input: One sample of pyrite
Setting: Fine
Output: The same sample in the shape of a medal, complete with ridges and an embossed number “1” in the centre
Input: One sample of pyrite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sample of pure gold One physically unchanged sample of pyrite. Exhibits a cognitohazardous effect causing every person who looks at it to believe it is pure gold. Item incinerated.
Input: One novelty singing fish
Setting: 1:1
Output: One novelty singing lobster
Input: One novelty singing fish
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually identical novelty singing fish. When it is activated, it exhibits an auditory cognitohazard that compels all those who hear it to stick themselves to a wall and sing along loudly until the song is over, at which point the cognitohazard ceases.
Input: One novelty singing fish
Setting: Fine
Output: One animate novelty singing fish that vocalizes profanities and personal insults towards anybody that approaches it. During testing and transport between different areas in the facility, the output was exposed to various personnel. A brief list of how it responded to the individuals it encountered is included below.
Input: One DVD-Rom containing the video game ''The Sims 3''
Setting: 1:1
Output: One DVD-Rom containing the video game ''The Sims 3'' but all the default ''Sims'' representations of employees at the 19-23 facility. By starting the game, a character can be created, who will become researcher working under Dr. Veritas and Dr. Hackett. Various other researchers from the facility can also be interacted with.
Input: Tested object above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A heavily modded version of the output above. Other researchers can be commanded to take various actions (canceling their current actions, walking somewhere or sitting down). Testing reveals that these commands affect the represented researcher in real life. Controlling a ''Sim'' for too long will result in the effect ceasing, going around 5 minutes. Trying to control Dr. Veritas will result in crashing the game.
Input: Aforementioned plate carrier
Setting: Fine
Output: One bag made from 1000 denier nylon from the input. The bag is identical in mass to the input. An anomalous effect is observed whenever a person holds the output and attempts to pull an item from it. The user of the bag will experience a cognitohazard where they will feel the need to place an equivalent amount of money to the item inside the bag the user is attempting to pull out.
Input: One war hammer replica
Setting: Rough
Output: A puddle of melted steel
Input: One war hammer replica
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same hammer, but dented and scratched in many areas. The hammer is also considerably rusted.
Input: One war hammer replica
Setting: 1:1
Output: One replica of a medieval longsword
Input: One war hammer replica
Setting: Fine
Output: A seemingly unaltered war hammer replica. The war hammer is anomalously lightweight for its size and the material it was made from. It also deformed upon usage, rendering it unusable.
Input: One war hammer replica
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hammer resembling the war hammer prop used by the band Gloryhammer during live performances. When held, the person in question performs a song composed by the band Gloryhammer at random. Further testing reveals that no improvement is made on the subjects' singing capability or sense of rhythm.
Input: One model spear
Setting: Fine
Output: One model spear, with an ornate clockwork design decorating the spearhead. When the spear tip is placed against any surface, an incision is anomalously created on the surface. An imprint on the spear handle reads "914 Brand Spear - Pierces any Shield!"
Input: One model shield
Setting: Fine
Output: One model shield, with an ornate clockwork design matching that of the previous output. The shield is impervious to incision or laceration from any sharp edges. An imprint on the back of the shield reads "914 Brand Shield - Defends Against any Spear!"
Input: Aforementioned keyboard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visually unchanged keyboard, except for the logo on the shell being replaced with a logo of a gear. Anomalous effects were observed immediately when a key was pressed. The outputted keyboard appears to manifest certain anomalous actions in the real world. Notable functions documented in the table below.