7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Four metal folding chairs, one ceramic coffee cup, twelve multi-coloured party balloons, 200g of table salt, one brand-new and boxed Nvidia GTX 960 GPU
Setting: Fine
Output: As the Output booth opened, a large and extremely hostile metal arachnid-like creature charged out and successfully terminated two members of security personnel before being neutralised by gunfire of remaining officers. Of note was its use of several party balloons filled with salt and another unidentified material to create explosives for offensive purposes in conjunction with its sharp metal legs.
Input: Four used 120mm PC case fans, one electric toothbrush, four 200mm elastic bands, the entire Bee Movie script printed on A4 paper, four grey XL T-shirts
Setting: Fine
Output: One completely-functioning beehive made from solidified polymer and paper fibres that constantly outputs short-ranged EMPs, presumably used to charge the synthetic bees. At the time of the output booth opening, 25 synthetic electricity-powered honeybees, roughly twice the normal size of real bees were spotted, five of which were captured and "died" after one hour of being separated from the hive. The synthetic bees fly using thin plastic wings and a miniature electric motor with an unidentifiable power source. The beehive in question has been temporarily placed into an external containment tent for further research into all anomalous properties.
Input: Ten green plastic army men, one plastic giraffe, one brand-new and boxed toilet seat, one 3cm×1m wooden dowel, 250ml of water in a glass beaker
Setting: Fine
Output: All items have been fused together into an anthropomorphic giraffe with anatomically correct (if large) genitalia. Output immediately began vocalising in English, attempting to flirt with all personnel present. The output displayed no hostile behaviour whatsoever and followed all given orders accordingly, eventually leading to its peaceful neutralisation via incineration. In the time leading up to its neutralisation, the output refused to wear any type of clothing and expressed a great desire to engage in sexual activities with specifically male partners, stating, "Ain't nothing too long for this neck" several times over.
Input: A copy of 1984
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of Jennifer Government
Input: A copy of 1984
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo album, titled "Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree". The album contains 400 photos, mostly black and white, detailing how the world evolved into that mentioned in 1984. Of note is that Oceania is stated to have established its primary capital at Colorado Springs, and a secondary capital at Medellín.
Input: A copy of 1984
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED] Shows similar properties to SCP-033, with "2 + 2 = 5" being the trigger phrase. D-class instructed to open the output immediately collapsed. Analysis showed that when opened, the output also shows properties consistent with a memetic kill agent. [REDACTED] Neutralized by remote-controlled incineration.
Input: Aforementioned substances.
Setting: Fine
Output: An iron bowl with the phrase “914’s primordial soup” engraved on it. The bowl contains a mixture of water, silicon and chunks of carbon shaped like meat and vegetables. The “soup” expelled an orange gas, suspected to be a mixture of neon and helium, for three minutes and twelve seconds. D-914-08 consumed five millilitres of the “soup” after which she reported that it tasted “a little bit salty, and with a horrible sandy texture”. She also reported that the carbon chunks tasted “like burnt bread”.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a castle.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a tower.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a heart.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a brain.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a cat.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a dog.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a smile.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of the Mona Lisa.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of The Foundation logo.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing various highly detail ASCII images of the exteriors of [REDACTED] Foundation sites as well as all interior spaces without any personnel or anomalous objects. Item incinerated to avoid information leaks.
Input: One flash drive containing an ASCII image of a dog.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive containing an animated dog-like creature resembling a Boston Terrier made of ASCII characters. The entity is capable of moving above the toolbar, consume any ASCII character written in a word document, interact with the cursor as if were an tangible object, rotate and change the part to show on screen and jump to any word documents currently open; in the case of the closure of a document while it is inside the entity will jump back to the desk. The entity displays the same behavior as a regular dog seeking attention from the cursor, sleeping in a word document in the flash drive and expressing various emotional states. The entity can be transferred to another computer by connecting the flash drive to another computer while it sleeps. No other anomalous effects detected.
Input: 1/32th Scale Car
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 1/30th Scale model car of a "Honda Vivic". The excess plastic was used to create a small model of former Senior Researcher Vivic driving, the model is also drinking from a bottle.
Input: Wireless Headphones
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of headphones, when worn by a D-Class they described that all of their actions were being narrated by a disembodied voice emanating from the headphones. After a few minutes, the voice began dictating actions they were about to take. When the D-Class disobeyed the voice’s narration, the "narrator" got frustrated and desperately trying to get the D-Class to fix their past option so they could get back to the “story”. Anomalous effect persisted for the subject for thirty minutes before fading away. Object incinerated.
Input: One bottle.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 150ml bottle comprised of solidifed aspartame, filled with acid-etched glass.
Input: One bottle.
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of five cubes, each filled to capacity with 30ml of soda. The sides are marked with pips typical of standard 6-sided dice. An anomalous property of the cubes keeps them at a constant temperature of 6ºC.
Input: One bottle.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large glass earthworm filled with soda. Viewing the object induces an uncontrollable urge to speak loudly and in a partially-nonsensical manner, as well as induce a severe craving for gummy worms.
Input: Five microwaves
Setting: Fine
Output: One hand held device, measuring at 1 meter in length. on one end is a dial and a trigger, while the other end attached a disc-shaped object. When the trigger is pulled, the device releases a constant beam of electromagnetic radiation powered by an anomalous power source. When the dial is turned, the frequency of the electromagnetic radiation can be altered. Discovered range of frequency ranged from extreme low frequency radio, while the highest frequency measured up to [REDACTED] Hz, surpassing that of gamma radiation released during a supernova.
Input: One flash drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same flash drive. Rule №120
Input: One flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flash drive. It contains a programme that periodically outputs changes to the initial set of rules in four different colour. It has been hypothesised that each colour represents a player in a game of Nomic. The source of the software can not read by any known means. The software can only run on one machine at a time, even when copied. After the programme has been stopped on one system and started on any other it will resume to the point where it stopped, even when the stopped and the started instances of the programme are not the same.
Input: One copy of Brave New World
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of Yevgeny Zamyatin’s We
Input: One copy of Brave New World
Setting: Fine
Output: A notebook detailing the various tests and studies leading up to the synthesization of soma. Notebook is dated 206 AF.
Input: One copy of Brave New World
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Who cares about all this science mumbo-jumbo? Let’s all just take a soma trip. An unchanged copy of Brave New World. Produces a cognitohazardous effect causing the reader to experience the effects of a soma high. Lasts for several hours, but leaves no residual side or after-effects, markedly consistent with the described effects of soma.
Input: One album.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the George Strait album, "Somewhere Down in Texas."
Input: One album.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small plastic pyramid with reflective sides. Holding the pyramid produces an auditory effect wherein the holder hears the comedy show included on the original album.
Input: One album.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hovering plastic ring, 100mm in diameter and 1mm thick, with reflective coating. The ring remains perfectly stationary, levitating 1.7m off the ground, but can be pushed around with relative ease. The only time it moves on its own is when a person within a range of approximately 50m utters one of the expletives from George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television," at which point the ring moves at speeds of over 850kph in a direct line to wherever the expletive came from; however, collision with any object or surface brings the ring to a stop without causing any significant impact.
Input: One note
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami shuriken, launched out of output booth at 10m/s towards Researcher Richelieu's forehead. When unfolded, the word "Bonjour" is written on it.
Input: One pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One pen, capable of changing colour depending on user's mood.
Input: One barbeque stand
Setting: Fine
Output: One barbeque stand, output has a cognitohazard where it will be perceived as a chair, designed to tailor to players of video games.
Input: One copy of Terminator Genisys
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Input: One copy of Terminator Genisys, a copy of SCP-033's document
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and a script. The plot deviated in that an anomalous logical construct triggered Skynet to become self-aware. While not mentioned on screen, the anomalous logical construct is implied to be SCP-033. The DVD has been placed in secure storage after it is confirmed to exhibit no anomalous properties.
Input: One copy of Terminator Genisys, a copy of SCP-1313's document
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD copy of a nonexistent documentary by the name of The Two Years That Changed History, and a copy of a non-existent novella in the setting of the ''Harry Potter'' franchise called The Day Midnight Arrives, itself being an alternate, nuclear war ending to Hogwarts Exposed Timeline. The documentary depicted a world in which the thaumaturgical world was exposed in February 1996, followed by a series of conventional wars until an all-out nuclear war happened on August 29, 1997. A minor mention is made to address the fact that grizzly bears became more common in the wastelands due to an organization only known as "Unabom's Serpent".
Input: Above flash drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: A physically unaltered flash drive, now containing a dating simulator game called "SCP-914 and Friends: A Very Fine Dating Simulator", featuring various staff employed at Facility 23 as "romanceable" NPCs. The protagonist is a new researcher recently recruited to study SCP-914. Notably, SCP-914 itself is one of the NPCs available to date. The game is also drawn entirely in JR Boneka’s own "anime" art style. Some of the mechanics featured in the game include skill levels, gifting, quests, and minigames.
Input: All the above items
Setting: Fine
Output: dIentical spell-chekcer program execpt htat ti constantly usggests suing hte wrogn theyre/their/there hTe asme si laso treu ofr your/youre adn ohter owrds wiht difefrent spellnigs ubt smae pronounciation The logo of the program has been replaced with a cognitohazard that causes one to mispell most words and to not use punctuation. Effect lasts 1 hour.
Input: A flash drive.
Setting: Fine
Output: A USB flash drive loaded with an English-to-Pig Latin text translator program. An anomalous property was discovered by Prof. Wren wherein touching the device causes any attempt to communicate in English to happen in Pig Latin (or vice versa) instead, as if perfectly normal to the affected individual. The effect lasted for 17 minutes and 4 seconds or, as noted in test 3, when the flash drive is destroyed.
Input: One cardboard box, containing an object donated by Dr. Veritas
Setting: Fine
Output: A cardboard box. When opened, a small glass paperweight was found.
Input: One cardboard box, containing an object donated by Agent Sedna
Setting: Fine
Output: A cardboard box. When opened, a very hazardous weapon was found.
Input: One cardboard box, containing an object donated by Researcher Rasclon
Setting: 1:1
Output: A cardboard box. When opened, it contained plastic "goggles" with three glass spikes at the "eyes", pointed inward. Viewers experience a compulsion to put it on.
Input: One cardboard box, containing an object donated by Assistant Researcher King
Setting: 1:1
Output: A cardboard box. When opened, it contained another box, in which sat another box, inside of which another box had been placed and contained [IRRELEVANT DATA OMITTED].
Input: One Ridewatch, with markings and programmings matching the character Kamen Rider Build's RabbitTank Hazard Form
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Ridewatch, with markings and programmings matching the character Kamen Rider Metal Build. This particular model has never been produced or conceptualized by Bandai Co. Ltd. or Toei Co. Ltd.
Input: One Ridewatch, with markings and programmings matching the character Kamen Rider Knight
Setting: Fine
Output: A watch with markings and programmings bearing the likeness of SCP-2200-2.███. Object sent to anomalous storage.
Input: One Ridewatch, with markings and programmings matching the character Kamen Rider Cronus
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually-similar watch, altered to anomalously function as a holographic digital pocket watch by replacing the year written into the watch's face. The object's original functions as a toy have been disabled, with the button (now a dial) instead adjusting the time display, and the rotating faceplate serving as a cover for the display.
Input: One spinning coin.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One rolling dice made of metal. The dice stopped 2.3 seconds after the output boot opened displaying a six on the upper face.
Input: One spinning coin.
Setting: Fine
Output: One spinning coin that by anomalous means always lands on its edge.
Input: One spinning coin.
Setting: Fine
Output: One coin which spins constantly without slowing down or having its rotation velocity alter by external factors. containing a cognitohazard which causes the viewer to perceive it as spinning regardless of its state. Output incinerated.
Input: One spinning coin.
Setting: Fine
Output: One coin which when thrown will land in whatever face the person catching it is thinking.
Input: One USB
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB of a more recent model and make. Noticeably, the sound file is unaltered.
Input: One USB
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged USB hard-drive containing a re-recording of J.R. Boneka singing "Homeward Bound". All background accompanies were identified to be J.R. Boneka's voice in acapella.
Input: One USB
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged USB hard-drive containing a recording of Dr. Veritas singing "Over the Rainbow" with piano accompaniment.
Input: The Marshall Mathers LP
Setting: 1:1
Output: The Eminem Show
Input: Relapse
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Drake album, titled Nothing Was The Same
Input: Recovery
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD copy of 8 Mile, with the original soundtrack pressed on its B-side.
Input: The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually identical copy of the same album. However, with the exceptions of The Monster and Headlights, all tracks featuring vocals from another artist are altered.
Input: Revival
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two drug packages, both labeled "RƎVIVAL". Each contains 48 pills.
Input: One notepad, with the message "Hello 914, it's a pleasure to be working with you."
Setting: 1:1
Output: One notepad, with the message "Hello 914, it's a pleasure to be working with you." The letters appear to be printed in Comic Sans.
Input: Five cans of commercial-grade expanding foam, emptied into the Input chamber to fill the area.
Setting: Rough
Output: Several large pieces of expanding foam, crushed slightly and burnt around the edges.
Input: Five cans of commercial-grade expanding foam, emptied into the Input chamber to fill the area.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One smooth polyurethane sphere 50cm in diameter, ejected from the Output chamber by a blast of carbon dioxide.
Input: One copy of Fifty Shades of Gray.
Setting: Rough
Output: Several torn and burnt pages, ejected from the Output chamber.
Input: One copy of Fifty Shades of Gray.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One blank book, and fifty lines of ink, in increasing order from clear to black.
Input: One copy of Fifty Shades of Gray.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. All words used with English spelling wherever applicable.
Input: One 12GB RAM memory.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Various piles of plastic and metal components.
Input: One burned motherboard.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One fried motherboard.
Input: 23 keyboard keys.
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature plastic typewriter.
Input: One 15.6’’ glass screen and one USB flash drive containing an inaccurate facial detection program.
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of glasses with the same mass as the original objects with the anomalous capability of allowing the viewer to see any human as the opposite gender as the one the subject believes them to be.
Input: 1kg of iron.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 0.96kg of elemental iron dust, 0.04kg of impurities common in iron smithing.
Input: 1kg of iron
Setting: 1:1
Output: One polished iron square pyramid of the same weight.
Input: 1kg of iron
Setting: 1:1
Output: One polished iron sphere of the same weight
Input: 1kg of iron
Setting: Fine
Output: One highly polished hexahedron within a wireframe iron cube. The hexahedron slowly rotates within the cube at 0.5rpm and is locked in place doing so via anomalous means.
Input: 1 kg of incinerator residue
Setting: Rough
Output: When the output door was opened, a very fine cloud of dust was expelled from the output chamber. Nearby personnel needed to put on ventilation masks to prevent inhalation.
Input: 1 kg of incinerator residue
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several piles of residue, sorted by composition, including a pile of sawdust, metal filings, and paper.
Input: 1 kg of incinerator residue
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 kg of fine gray powder. Was found to be finely-ground lunar regolith upon compositional analysis.
Input: 1 kg of incinerator residue
Setting: Fine
Output: A compressed ball of ash 5 cm in diameter. Found to be fireproof and highly resistant to high temperatures after several attempts of incineration. When broken by impact, the ball absorbs approximately 5 MJ of energy from the surrounding area.
Input: 1 kg of incinerator residue
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 10 cm x 5 cm x 2 cm gray brick with properties similar to a concrete block of same size. Contains a cognitohazard that makes people within 50m of the brick feel 10°C cooler than in reality. Output incinerated.
Input: One kilogram of steel heated up to 500 degrees celsius
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature steel cannon and a pirate figurine. The cannon automatically shot a cannonball to the figurine, presumably using heated and compressed air inside the cannon’s internal chamber to propel it.
Input: One phone battery
Setting: Fine
Output: A phone battery that only releases electric power through muscular tissue. The battery can be charged normally.
Input: One paper ball, thrown at the input booth at approximately 30 km/h
Setting: Fine
Output: A perfectly folded paper plane that flew out of the output booth and was able to remain in the air for twenty seconds before crashing.
Input: One lit flashlight
Setting: Fine
Output: A physically identical flashlight. Upon pressing the ON/OFF button, the flashlight released an extremely bright flash, causing the flashlight’s battery to melt.
Input: One AA battery
Setting: Fine
Output: An AA battery that only worked on the previous output. The flashlight was able to release sixteen flashes of light before the plastic cover melted, subsequently breaking the internal mechanisms.
Input: One spring, compressed via a wooden frame
Setting: Fine
Output: An arrow consisting of an iron arrowhead, a wooden shaft and an iron button placed where the nock should be. Pressing the button resulted in the arrow flying towards the location it was pointing at. The arrow followed the laws of physics while flying and did not manifest any anomalous effects afterwards.
Input: A Flag of Utah
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded pieces of fabrics
Input: A Flag of Utah
Setting: Coarse
Output: A Flag of Nevada. The edges are not straightened.
Input: A Flag of Utah
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Flag of Vermont
Input: A Flag of Utah
Setting: Fine
Output: A Flag of Massachusetts, with the blue and white parts flipped. Lightly singed fabric on it reads "Is Anyone from Massachusetts, Or is it an Illusion?" when translated from Armenian.
Input: A Flag of Utah
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Flag of South Carolina. Instead of one crescent, three smaller crescents are on the upper left corner, resembling the logo of the Three Moons Initiative.
Input: Hero Factory buildable figurine
Setting: Fine
Output: A small plastic canister 12cm tall, with a diameter of 6.5cm. Engraved in plastic along the top is the word “Comicle”. Contained within is a posable figurine with articulation comparable to an animation armature. The figure within bears resemblance to a large bear with four arms and a single eyestalk.
Input: Sheet of copy paper
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sheet of copy paper measuring at 21.6 cm by 35.6cm. When handled by D Class personnel, the item behaved as normal, however, when the subjects were instructed to crumple the paper, they were met with severe resistance, and the paper violently sprung flat. An attempt to fold it led to D-67204 receiving deep lengthwise cuts across their arms extending to the hands. 67204 was sent to the infirmary moments afterward, and although 67204 lost a significant amount of blood, upon further inspection by D-67594, the paper remained completely dry. Item requested to be placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One Putz™ brand metal folding chair
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metal camera tripod with curved legs that are anomalously capable of locomotion. When approached, the tripod will stand motionless. Once a camera is affixed, the tripod will move to the optimal viewing angle of any humanoid subjects that enter its field of vision within a 270-degree radius. After four seconds, the camera will automatically take a photo with the "flash" function, coinciding with the spontaneous collapse of the tripod. This occurred four times consecutively, damaging all camera units used for testing.
Input: Copy of Experiment Log 914
Setting: Fine
Output: One book with an appearence similar to that of a cooking recipe book, named "How To Kill Everyone 101", written by "Clockwork-chan". The contents detail up to █████ different methods to eradicate humanity, many being K-class scenarios that causes the total or near total destruction of humanity on Earth.
Input: Copy of tech support page
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of "Rosen's Digital Meal", written by "Rosen Ramsay". The book details numerous methods to create food out of computer components, such as "RTX kebab", "i5 soup with RAM" and "Stir-fried keyboard". Viewers of this book will become increasingly agitated and aggresive when consuming food.