7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One hundred gummy bears
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large animate entity possessing four short tentacle-like legs positioned in a radially symmetrical configuration around a central mass. A mouth-like orifice is present on the bottom of the central mass, allowing the entity to pick up and carry small items. When presented with a Haribo brand gummy bear, it will absorb it through the inside of its orifice, and it will attempt to attack all moving things nearby. Being presented with more gummy bears will intensify this behavior. After one or two hours, it will return to its docile state.
Input: One American 25¢ coin
Setting: Fine
Output: One European 50¢ coin, minted in 2020 A coin of unknown make and origin roughly the same size as the input, exhibiting a strong cognitohazardous effect that makes subjects of European origin holding the coin perceive it as an American 50¢ coin and vice versa for subjects of American origin. Subjects of origin other than American and European perceive the coin as a standard 50¢ Mexican Peso coin.
Input: One USB drive containing 2014 Grammy Awards performance by Daft Punk
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB drive containing 2015 Coachella performance by Kaskade
Input: One hamster wheel
Setting: Rough
Output: Multiple small irregular metal flakes of various size and shape, ranging from 1mm to 20mm in diameter.
Input: One hamster wheel
Setting: Coarse
Output: The individual metal elements making up brass has been separated into individual piles of dust.
Input: One hamster wheel
Setting: 1:1
Output: A brass model of a small hamster with movable spoked wheels instead of legs.
Input: One hamster wheel
Setting: Fine
Output: A hamster wheel with four smaller hamster wheels attached to each corner of its base. The smaller hamster wheels in turn each have individual bases, connected to four proportionally smaller hamster wheels. This continues to a microscopic level.
Input: One hamster wheel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A deformed hamster wheel. When directly viewed by a human subject, they will be led to believe that the item bears resemblance to a strange or deformed elephant. The compulsion to comment on this has been proven to be non-anomalous.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One metal container which slowly shapes any non-organic item placed in it into an animate rabbit which looks identical to the rabbit which formerly inhabited the cage. The animate rabbit will still seek out food, despite it not needing to eat.
Input: One handwritten note, reading: "Good evening. I'm new to this lab. Did you know that most of your outputs get incinerated?"
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of paper containing a maintenance log for incinerator repairs that took place after test 914-1308
Input: One spinning top (as specified) spun up to 600rpm.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One styrofoam top, 2cm thick and 60cm in diameter, spinning at 150rpm
Input: One spinning top (as specified) spun up to 600rpm.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One styrofoam top, 32cm thick and 15cm in diameter, spinning at 2400rpm. Object could not withstand centripetal forces and disintegrated.
Input: One spinning top (as specified) spun up to 600rpm.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3cm diameter hard plastic top rotating at 60,000 rpm. Slowed and fell after 10 minutes in the output booth. Appeared non-anomalous until touched with bare hands; object began to rotate slowly when handled.
Input: "Google home"
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged device. Output was not able to perform any actions. Instead, it plays a related advertisement every time an instruction was given.
Input: "Siri"
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged device. Output was not able to perform any actions. Inspection of internal records show that the AI was not able to comprehend speeches of any language, thus would only respond with the phrase "I'm not sure I understand".
Input: "Alexa"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unchanged device. When activated and tested, it was found that transactions were made from Intern Sora's personal bank account for every action performed. The prices of actions are proportional to their difficulty when performed by a human being. Some of the actions completed by the AI, their price in USD, and the results are displayed in the table below.
Input: One USB drive, puddle of water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One waterlogged USB drive
Input: One USB drive, puddle of water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cup, made of the parts from the USB drive, filled with water. Extra water is on the floor.
Input: One USB drive, puddle of water
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged USB drive Water was placed in circle around the drive. One USB drive that when plugged into a device will anomalously cause the device to develop water damage as if water were poured into it. Object incinerated.
Input: One USB drive, puddle of water
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB drive surrounded by the water anomalously floating around it. A layer of air, presumably from the booth, is in between the water and the USB drive. Attempts made to move the USB drive all resulted in corresponding movements of the outer layer of water. Object stored in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One USB drive, one glass of water
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One drive of unknown make and model surrounded by a glass cube. The D-class sent to retrieve the output dropped it which shattered on impact causing water and glass to scatter inside the output chamber. The drive inside was completely dry, however, the port that would connect to a device is unrecognizable. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One camera, one battery pack
Setting: 1:1
Output: Camera has been replaced with a [REDACTED]-brand model, released in the same year as the inputted model, and the battery pack inserted into the camera by SCP-914. No noticeable change in battery life when tested by D-95771.
Input: One camera, one battery pack
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged camera and battery pack. D-95771 inserted the battery into the camera. When the battery was placed back in, the camera anomalously activated and began taking pictures at a rate of five photographs per second. Battery power ran out after two minutes.
Input: One camera with one battery pack inserted
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged camera, battery assumed fused to the camera, as attempted removal by D-95771 resulted in a failure. The camera flash was rendered inoperable by SCP-914 and battery life was extended by around 100 photographs.
Input: One camera with one battery pack inserted
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Camera has been replaced with a [REDACTED]-brand model, one of the newest models available on the market. D-95771 was ordered to take a photograph with the flash function enabled. The resulting flash was unusually bright and proceeded to temporarily blind D-95771 for approximately five minutes. The flash failed to function on all attempted photographs afterwards.
Input: One camera, one battery pack
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Camera has again been replaced with a [REDACTED]-brand model, one of the newest models available on the market. The battery appeared unchanged upon retrieval. D-95771 was ordered to insert the battery into the camera and take a picture. The camera exploded upon the shutter closing and D-95771 was terminated by 3rd and 4th degree burn injuries to the face and upper chest regions. The battery was also destroyed, but remains recovered hinted at a currently unknown alloy in the battery pack. Tests into this alloy are ongoing.
Input: List of countries with Target
Setting: 1:1
Output: A list of countries with Jollibee
Input: List of countries with Target
Setting: Fine
Output: A list of countries without Foundation presence
Input: List of countries with Target
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An instruction manual, titled "How to Teleport a [ILLEGIBLE]". Despite the title, the content consists of the lyrics of Let Me Live by Target (a 1970s band from Memphis).
Input: A set of earbuds
Setting: Rough
Output: A damaged set of earbuds, displaying signs of having been smashed with a blunt object.
Input: A set of earbuds
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of traditional over-the-ear wireless headphones, shrunken down to an unwearable size. The speakers on the headphones are of similar size to the input earbuds, and are fully functional.
Input: A set of earbuds
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small plastic and metal cube measuring 5cm on each side. Connecting the cube to a Bluetooth-capable audio source causes anyone holding the cube to anomalously hear audio coming from the device. Disassembling the device shows that no electronics exist in the device.
Input: One pair of stainless steel scissors
Setting: Rough
Output: One heavily-rusted, unusable pair of stainless steel scissors.
Input: One pair of generic stainless steel scissors
Setting: Coarse
Output: Disassembled parts that comprise the stainless steel scissors placed in Input booth prior to testing. All individual pieces lined up upon checking Output area.
Input: One pair of generic stainless steel scissors
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pair of generic garden shears. Noticeably, the garden shears are smaller as well as lighter than a standard pair of garden shears, which would account for the lack of mass with the output result.
Input: One pair of generic stainless steel scissors
Setting: Fine
Output: One unaltered pair of scissors. One pair of visually unaltered scissors that cannot cut any solid matter. However, when the blades are passed through a mass of liquid matter, the liquid anomalously separates into distinct pieces that cannot be rejoined no matter how much force is applied in attempt to rejoin the two parts back together. Further observation reveals that both separated liquid matter behaved similar to the properties of oil and water. The anomalous property of the scissors dissipated after approximately nine minutes and fourteen seconds.
Input: One map of Canada
Setting: Fine
Output: One map of the Pacific Northwest. Notably, the Salt Lake Basin is labeled as part of the region despite being hydrologically part of the Great Basin. Only cities with a population above 30 thousand are shown.
Input: One map of Canada
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A map of Canada, with Alaska and minor border irregularities with the United States included with it; and with Quebec and portions of New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, and Ontario excluded. Individuals who touch the map would identify themselves as Québécois nationalists for exactly 1976 seconds.
Input: One plane mirror
Setting: 1:1
Output: One two-way mirror
Input: One plane mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: A convex mirror which shows the property of a concave mirror. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One plane mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plane mirror which shows the viewer's equivalent from Universe Sierra286[REDACTED]. The name, date of birth, hometown, and (if applicable) date of death of the person also appears on the mirror. If shown to a person without an analogue from said universe, no reflection appears.
Input: One orange traffic cone
Setting: 1:1
Output: One green traffic cone
Input: One orange traffic cone
Setting: Fine
Output: One traffic cone which is surrounded by an invisible barrier that extends 15cm from the cone. Matter of organic composition is unable to pass this barrier. Object transferred to incinerator via robotic arm.
Input: One orange traffic cone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged traffic cone One traffic cone which affixes itself to the head of any person, who is performing an action that defies a set of rules. This set of rules is currently not known but is hypothesized to match basic rules of morality. When the cone is affixed onto a subject's head in this way, it causes them to immediately seize up, stand in place, and say the word "cone" repeatedly until it is removed from their head. The test result will not initiate this process, unless it is placed with its base on a flat surface.
Input: One can of Monster Ultra
Setting: Rough
Output: Pool of grey liquid totalling 500mL littered with scraps of shredded metal later identified to be aluminium. The liquid was identical in composition to Monster Ultra.
Input: One can of Monster Ultra
Setting: Coarse
Output: Pool of carbonated water, a small pile of white crystalline powder, and a small ball of aluminium weighing approximately 20g.
Input: One can of Monster Ultra
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 500ml can of Red Bull.
Input: One can of Monster Ultra
Setting: Fine
Output: One can of Monster Ultra that occasionally emits "sipping" sounds when held by someone between 30 and 40 years of age.
Input: One can of Monster Ultra
Setting: Very fine
Output: One 500ml can coloured solid white with no identifying marks or patterns.
Input: One sample
Setting: Rough
Output: The same sample of petroleum undergoing combustion.
Input: One sample
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several small puddles of oil-like substances, one pile of boron silicate dust. Testing shows oil-like substances to be hydrocarbons that constitutes the petroleum sample, sorted by molar mass.
Input: One sample
Setting: 1:1
Output: One lump of coal. The air inside the output booth was noted to have higher moisture content.
Input: One sample
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalously animated solidified mass of petroleum. The object regularly changed shape to resemble life forms that existed before the Carboniferous Era. Neutralised by incineration after output attempted to attack Researcher Richelieu's ankle while taking the shape of a miniature Pulmonoscorpius.
Input: One sample
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Identical to input
Input: One Worm on a String toy
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Worm on a String toy with the string attached to the tail end rather than the head.
Input: One Worm on a String toy
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five Worm on a String toys, each one-fifth the mass of the original.
Input: One Worm on a String toy
Setting: Fine
Output: One detached string, one visually unchanged worm toy. When personnel were transporting it to another room to be examined, the output suddenly became animate and escaped neutralization attempts by anomalously phasing through the floor.
Input: Aforementioned gas mask.
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unaltered gas mask. A D-class subject was instructed to wear the mask; subject reported that the mask felt very easy to breathe in. After 15 minutes, subject had a seizure and collapsed. The mask was removed and subject was taken away by medical personnel.
Input: Copy of “FNAF”
Setting: Fine
Output: Identical USB stick. The USB stick contains “It’s Been So Long” by The Living Tombstone, a fan-made song that hints at the lore of the FNAF series. An auditory cognitohazard is found in the song which induces a feeling of “disturbing” and “unsettling” in the listener that lasts for 83 seconds after exposure.
Input: Copy of “PUBG”
Setting: Fine
Output: Identical USB stick. The USB stick contains a file named “吃鸡外挂”. When executed, a 3D printer in a nearby town’s stationery store was activated and produced various firearm parts, which assemble into a Kar98k rifle. The rifle appears to accept normal 8mm Mauser rounds and functions normally despite being built out of plastic parts. During testing, it was found that bullets exiting the barrel would anomalously home in and hit the user’s intended target, despite the direction which the barrel is pointed towards.
Input: Copy of “Terraria”
Setting: Fine
Output: Identical USB stick. The USB stick contains a desktop pet that takes the shape of a slime enemy from the game. The user is able to interact with the slime in various ways, such as “feeding” it files and engaging in conversations, which will increase its “experience”. At different thresholds, the slime pet will change shape and colour into another variant from the game.
Input: Copy of “DDLC”
Setting: Fine
Output: Identical USB stick. The USB stick contained a seemingly unchanged copy of the game but when run, the game immediately deleted itself and could not be retrieved. USB stick incinerated.
Input: A set of Star Wars DVDs
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of Star Wars Blu-ray Discs, with major changes:
Input: A set of Star Wars DVDs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visibly unchanged set of DVDs. When inserted, a version of the videos, altered recursively by SCP-3922, is played instead. In animated shows where episodes could be grouped into story arcs, a SCP-3922 affected version of the entire story arc is played instead, with only the narration of the first episode included.
Input: Superconductor
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ceramic soup spoon, with a large hole in the middle.
Input: Superconductor
Setting: Fine
Output: One ceramic monocle frame, without a lens. Has a memetic effect which causes the person holding or wearing it to believe that it actually does hold a lens, which is perfectly transparent. D-81162 refused to touch the "lens", citing a paralyzing fear of "smudging it." Item placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One of each of the above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One pile of ash, one 32 GB USB drive. Contents of the USB drive are a copy of a book titled “Secrets, Control, and Power,” written by one Marcus Connolly, dated 180 “AG”. The book contains essays detailing Marcus’s experiences in an organization called “The League”, presumably an analogue to the Foundation. One essay details the discovery of SCP-914 in a silver mine in Hispania by Lucius Veritas and other legionnaires.
Input: One of each of the above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pile of ash, one 32 GB USB drive, one untitled book. The USB drive contains only a word document consisting of the sentence, “You asked for it.” The book is completely blank, with no text of any kind nor any symbols. D-45218 was ordered to open and read it. After no immediate effects, adverse or otherwise, occurred, Researcher Connolly opened the book as well. 15 minutes after opening and closing the book, both D-45218 and Researcher Connolly fell unconscious. After regaining consciousness, both were diagnosed by on-site medical personnel as having blindness.
Input: USB flash drive containing On the Railroad
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB flash drive identical to input. When inserted, a Java application called Shimeji starts, which places an interactable train on screen. The program stops after 2 minutes and 48 seconds, which also results the disappearance of the train. Total file size occupied by the program is the same as the audio input.
Input: USB flash drive containing John Paul Jones is a Pirate
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB flash drive identical to input. Flash drive contains an offline Wikipedia article of John Paul Jones. Total file size occupied by the HTML page is equal to the size of audio file, resulting in scaled down images used in the page.
Input: Introductory note, reading "Hello 914, my name is Blackwood, I am excited to be testing with you"
Setting: 1:1
Output: A piece of paper with a cognitohazardous image causing any viewer to act extremely manic and enthusiastic for 2 hours.
Input: One pair of khaki pants
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded fabric covered with what appears to be burn marks and a small puddle of melted metal, which was later confirmed to be steel and small amounts of brass.
Input: One pair of khaki pants
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several pieces of khaki fabric, two squares of white pocket lining, a small disk of stainless steel plated in brass, and a small coil of brown string.
Input: One pair of khaki pants
Setting: 1:1
Output: One suit jacket made of khaki fabric. The suit jacket is noticeably small and appears to be fitted for a child, possibly due to lack of materials.
Input: One pair of khaki pants
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of khaki pants. The waistband anomalously fits to the waist of whomever wears them by adding or subtracting length to the pant legs. This makes the pants usually unwearable as they are too long or too short for the person wearing them.
Input: One pair of khaki pants
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A fedora made of khaki fabric that anomalously makes the wearer appear to be clothed in formal wear commonly worn around the early 1900’s to all observers. The clothing appears to be made entirely from khaki fabric. Due to the lack of stiffness in the fabric, the hat lacks structure to be worn normally.
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One)
Setting: Rough
Output: One destroyed game disc, broken into several pieces
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One)
Setting: Coarse
Output: One non-functional PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One), scratched in several places and inoperable when inserted onto a gaming platform.
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One)
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three discs of the PlayStation 1 game, “Final Fantasy 7”. Noticeably, the output discs are much smaller than a standard-sized disc which would compensate for lack of mass in the output.
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One)
Setting: 1:1
Output: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Kingdom Hearts 3”. It should be noted that both titles are produced by the same gaming company.
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Kingdom Hearts 3”
Setting: 1:1
Output: One PlayStation 4 disc of the game, “Persona 5 Royal”.
Input: One PlayStation 4 disc for the game “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part One)
Setting: 1:1
Output: One PlayStation 914 disc for the game “Final Fantasy 7 Remake” (Part Two), incompatible with all known media devices.
Input: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe
Setting: 1:1
Output: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe. The safe failed to open when D-468 placed his thumb against the scanner. Further testing revealed the safe unlocked to the thumbprint of Personnel D-381, a different D-Class currently also stationed at Site-19 Facility 23.
Input: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe
Setting: Fine
Output: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe. The safe opened as expected when D-468 scanned his thumb. When scanned by D-381, the safe delivered a non-lethal 40,000V electric shock, akin to a stun gun.
Input: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One SecureCo™ Biometric Gun Safe. The safe unlocked as expected when D-468 scanned his thumb. No unusual behavior when D-381 scanned his thumb. When opened, the interior of the safe appeared to be the inside of a human stomach. When instructed to reach inside, D-468 proceeded to do so and immediately retracted his hand, complaining of stomach pains. D-468 was ordered to consume 220mL of water, which appeared in the interior of the safe.
Input: One pair of running shoes
Setting: 1:1
Output: Loafers of an unknown manufacturer
Input: One pair of running shoes
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of slippers, D-Class testing the slippers described them as, "very comfortable".
Input: One pair of running shoes
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of Crocs that has an anomalous property that causes anyone that wears them to perceive them as extremely stylish. Described as unfashionable or even repulsive in some form by other observers. Placed in anomalous storage Incinerated.
Input: One copy of deaths report
Setting: Rough
Output: Pages destroyed in a variety of ways; evidence of cutting, tearing, burning, and abrasion found.
Input: One copy of deaths report
Setting: Coarse
Output: One copy of "eaths report". All copies of the letter "D" (both lower and upper case) have been removed; remaining letters have been reprinted to be about 5% thicker.
Input: One copy of deaths report
Setting: 1:1
Output: One five-page typewritten document, in English and German. Labelled as a transcript from United States of America v. Karl Brandt, et al (the war crimes tribunal for Nazi doctors). Strangely, it contains an interview with Josef Mengele, who had evaded capture and died as a fugitive years later. In the transcript, Mengele is uncooperative, and the interview is cut short after several ideological rants by the defendant. Filed in Non-Anomalous Storage.