7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Flag of East Germany
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the "Union of Brandenburg, Mecklenburg, and Silesia", with its western border at the Elbe River, and its eastern border at the Oder and Eastern Neisse Rivers. While not anomalous, no such nation exists or existed.
Input: One bottle of [REDACTED] brand glass and steel cleaner
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One bottle of "914 brand clear view glass and steel cleaner". The output when used will cause any steel/metallic surfaces to become completely reflective as though observing a mirror.
Input: One can of [REDACTED] brand compressed air
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One "914 brand air cannon". The can reads: "A cannon in a can, air the nozzle at the offending dirt and watch it be blown away" The plastic straw used for the normal airflow has been shortened and widened to 5cm in diameter. The testing area was cleared apart from D-39274 who was instructed to fire at a target set up across the room. When D-39274 fired they were visibly blown backwards and the air pressure in the room was recorded at 12.79 PSI. When the can was retrieved from the remains of D-39274 it was found to still be weighted as though it could be used more than once. The can has been put into secure storage and the maintenance team are working to remove the embedded target fragments from the wall.
Input: One bottle of Kai's pepper spray
Setting: 1:1
Output: Unchanged bottle, now labelled as containing "Dar-Be-Gone", which upon initial analysis appeared to have a similar chemical composition to most insecticides.
Input: Five glass tumblers
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Five glass spheres capable of anomalous locomotion, neutralised
Input: One wine glass
Setting: Rough
Output: A melted pile of slag and a small cloud of fluorine gas which dissipated upon opening of the output chamber
Input: One wine glass
Setting: Coarse
Output: Piles of 1 cm3 cubes, arranged by the type of compounds used in the leaded glass. Most of them crumbled upon retrieval.
Input: One wine glass
Setting: 1:1
Output: One scotch glass
Input: One wine glass
Setting: Fine
Output: One crystal flute. When played the flute is tuned to an operatic soprano vocalist. The pitch was even throughout playing but at E6, the flute shattered.
Input: One wine glass
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small glass sphere, covered in faceting similar to that of the original crystal wine glass with a diameter of 8cm. Holding the sphere causes a sudden onset of lead poisoning symptoms, including abdominal pain, loss of concentration, dizziness, and fatigue. The symptoms gradually escalate depending on extended physical contact. After releasing the output, symptoms dissipate in 60 minutes. Gloves are noted to minimize the symptoms. Output placed in anomalous storage.
Input: Above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Several small economy airline ticket from Site ██ for Researcher Darby. When Researcher Dan attempted retrieval they folded into paper airplane's reminiscent to C-130's and attempted to escape containment. Four were captured by staff, two were shot by onsite weapons, namely the H20-9000, and one escaped retrieval by entering the air vents and has presumably escaped.
Input: One Gömböc
Setting: 1:1
Output: A white roly-poly toy, with a higher-than-normal centre of mass, rendering it useless for its purpose.
Input: One Gömböc
Setting: Fine
Output: A body with no stable point of equilibrium. It has yet to be proven if the output is anomalous or calculable by normal means.
Input: One Gömböc
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sphere, with the same diameter of the input. Upon being touched by organic matter a human, every application of kinetic force and the constant force due to gravity is transferred to the sphere, causing it to move towards the centre of the mass of the subject. D-19232, who tried to remove the sphere by himself after touching the output, suffered severe internal damage and blood loss after it penetrated their skin and flesh. Upon D-19232s death, the effect ceased and the sphere was contained in a wooden box.
Input: One box of parts
Setting: 1:1
Output: One box of parts, forming a miniature alarm clock after being assembled
Input: One box of parts
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature sundial fused together from the inputted parts, containing a minor cognitohazard that causes the wearer to insist that it tells the time as well as any mechanical watch
Input: One alarm clock
Setting: Fine
Output: One “Bloody Mary” cocktail in a metal cup. Spectrometry shows that it is made from a suspension of various metal salts in the electrolyte from the battery included in the alarm clock and is therefore, unfit for consumption.
Input: One alarm clock, battery removed
Setting: Fine
Output: One “914 Brand Al-ion” battery, size “CCC”. Original battery noted to be Li-ion and of AAA size. As no such battery exists, it is currently under reverse-engineering.
Input: One alarm clock, battery removed
Setting: Fine
Output: One alarm clock, deemed to be sentient after vocalising repeatedly through anomalous means and demanding to be “placed into service” as soon as possible. Initially slightly damaged from Junior Researcher Kai’s dropping it on the floor after its initial vocalisation but irreparably damaged after being kicked across the testing chamber. Vocalisations have ceased and clock incinerated.
Input: One alarm clock, battery removed
Setting: Fine
Output: One mechanical pencil, determined to be non-anomalous after testing
Input: One alarm clock, battery removed
Setting: Fine
Output: One wind-up music box, with a silent winding time of exactly 9 hours no matter how many times the handle is turned and plays the same alarm tune as the inputted clock after the music box winds down
Input: One alarm clock, battery removed
Setting: Fine
Output: One alarm clock, determined to shoot small pieces of metal removed from its internal mechanisms when the alarm is set. Ran out of ammunition after the entire internal circuitry was removed, but continued to function as a working clock despite having been almost entirely hollowed on the interior. Transferred to anomalous storage.
Input: Five AAA Li-ion batteries, removed from alarm clocks
Setting: Fine
Output: Five “914 Brand Al-ion” batteries, size “BBB”. Batteries are noted to be smaller than the “CCC” battery obtained earlier. As no such batteries exist, they are currently under reverse-engineering.
Input: Bag of air
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged bag of air and a tiny pile of soot, air determined to have higher oxygen content but with lower water vapour content
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: A "Site 23 Facility 19 PCs Foundation SCP" (ID: 000112339aCCLPPSs-----). Item is identical to the input, with the exception of transposed words and letters within the system which can not be reverted or changed by any means. These include: "SCP os" → "soS PC"; "Session will be terminated by external server after 5 minutes of inactivity." → "Terminated server will, after 5 minutes, be, by inactivity of external session." All commands can be used as normal. If any part of the result is removed and used in another machine, the effects will also show upon starting the object. The effects cease after removing the used part and stopping the machine.
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: A metal plate (1x1.2m) with small elevations on one side. These elevations run around the plate in curved lines. On areas with no elevation are green plastic figurines, allegorising trees and bushes. Small parts of the elevations glow in a faint yellow light, which move around on the elevation in an alternating speed. The source of the light and their movement is unknown and theorized to be anomalous. The lights intensity decreases slowly over time, too slow for the human eye. If the constant speed of recession does not change, all lights will cease within 21 years.
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: Seven identical metallic objects reassembling mobile phones. Each device has a seventh of every component from the input. None of the devices work, as no component is properly connected. The result cannot be used and is non-anomalous.
Input: One cube
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same cube. The inspection has shown that the cube has been scrambled.
Input: One cube
Setting: Fine
Output: A "ghost cube". While not having any colour, the size and form of the faces differ.
Input: One cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small round plate with four wheels and four buttons which span to both sides of the object. Upon turning the wheels, the short hand of the next 18 clocks (analogue & digital) move in the same fashion as the clocks on a Rubik's Clock would. Additionally, everybody but the user of the output in the same room as an affected clock will tell the time as shown on the clock, even when the subject has not looked at the clock. Subjects will be oblivious to every change on the clock and will state that they "said the same time one minute ago". When two affected clocks are in the same room, subjects will feel nauseous and have a strong urge to leave the room, or move all but one clock to another room.
Input: A cube.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 5x5x5 cube puzzle. The colored stickers now have moving imagery on them instead. Upon solving the cube, the images are revealed to be a 3D rendering of the inside of a mechanical clock, with one side showing a clock face. The time shown on the clock matches the current time in Hungary, where the [REDACTED] was invented.
Input: A cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 3x3x3x3 tesseract puzzle. Object has been placed in storage due to its 4-dimensional nature being a natural visual and cognitive hazard; site director approval required for experimentation with the object.
Input: A ring puzzle
Setting: Fine
Output: The same 3-ring puzzle, but the rings have been reshaped into the SCP Foundation's logo.
Input: A ring puzzle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three rings, separated. Attempting to reconnect them to "reset" the puzzle results in the rings momentarily becoming intangible, falling through each other and whatever is holding them before landing on the floor, fully separated once again.
Input: Jan-Jun 2018 calendar
Setting: 1:1
Output: The lyrics for Rocket Man by Elton John. Extra sheets of paper were folded neatly next to the lyrics.
Input: Jul-Dec 2018 calendar
Setting: Fine
Output: Lunar Calendar for 2███. Of note are several dates marked in red sharpie for 'Congealment Dates' as referred to by a key. The standard Foundation logos are present in the bottom left corner of every page. Result was sent to the Temporal Anomalies division for storage.
Input: Jan-Jun 2019 calendar
Setting: Very Fine
Output: D-2240 was ordered to remove the completed calendar 15 minutes after the process completed. All images on the top portion of the calendar, the calendar's dates and month arrangement are now moving images caused by the ink on the pages moving around the pages. D-2240 expressed that the ink would avoid her hands as much as possible, pooling at the edges of the pages.
Input: Nine stacks of foolscap folio
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three and a half stacks of B3 paper
Input: Three and a half stacks of B3 paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Eight stacks of letter paper
Input: Eight stacks of letter paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Four stacks of A3+ paper
Input: Four stacks of A3+ paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Six and a half stacks of Shirokuban Large-size paper
Input: Six and a half stacks of Shirokuban Large-size paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two and a half stacks of A2 paper
Input: One broomstick and dustpan set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One wood-plastic contraption visually similar to a vacuum cleaner without a dust bag. When D-23191 picked it up, he gained the ability to twirl the contraption, using his hands, with ease and began to sweep the floor of the testing chamber while spinning it with a single hand. However, D-23191 was unable to sustain the action for more than four minutes before dropping the contraption from exhaustion. The swept areas on the floor were noted to be cleaned of stains that would normally require chemical washing. After a period of five minutes, testing continued with a regular broomstick for comparison, but D-23191 was not able to twirl the regular broomstick in the same fashion as the output.
Input: One disassembled table pinball machine
Setting: Fine
Output: One figurine composed of plastic and wood, appearing to hold a billiards cue, determined to be non-anomalous after testing.
Input: Two table tennis bats; One table tennis ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: A figure representing a plump generic Chiroptera (bat) mostly made out of wood with chunks of celluloid.
Input: Two table tennis bats; One table tennis ball
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same two bats, small missing pieces of red paint. The ball has been coloured with the paint of the bats to represent a tomato. Upon opening the output chamber, all items slowly floated to the center of the room to start a match of table tennis. The ball ricocheted between the bats and where a ping-pong table would have stood; the bats flew around as if they where held by two humanoid players with unnaturally high speed, strength, and constitution. The speed of the ball reached a peak of ~245km/h. After 46 minutes and 33 seconds the match ended with the ball being shot in the direction of the security camera with a speed of ~220km/h. This resulted in the total destruction of the ball and the armoured camera. The bats fell directly to the ground after the ball was destroyed. Results held no anomalous features afterwards.
Input: One metronome
Setting: Coarse
Output: One metronome needle, numerous gears, and about 0.5 kg of wood.
Input: One metronome
Setting: 1:1
Output: One metronome, with the maximum b.p.m. (beats per minute) being 224 rather than 220.
Input: One metronome
Setting: Fine
Output: One metronome, with the anomalous effect of making anyone within 3 meters of it walk in perfect unison with the set beat. This also affects heartbeat. When the dial was turned to 220, the D-Class told to change the bpm suffered cardiac arrest after suffering from tachycardia and was rushed to the infirmary, where he was resuscitated.
Input: The first album, Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of ground up polyvinyl chloride.
Input: The second album, Led Zeppelin's Led Zeppelin IV
Setting: 1:1
Output: Seemingly unchanged album of Led Zeppelin IV, but the vocals are all spoken words. The instrumentals stayed the same, however.
Input: The third album, Queen's A Night At The Opera.
Setting: Fine
Output: Seemingly unchanged album of A Night At The Opera with the anomalous effect of causing anyone within a 7-meter radius to repeatedly ram their heads on the closest surface during Bohemian Rhapsody's hard rock section. Researchers within its radius began to complain about sore necks and headaches.
Input: Above book
Setting: 1:1
Output: 15cm×23cm book of jokes, mostly physics-related and from a variety of time periods. No limits have been found to the type of joke, and samples are included below:
Input: A pachinko machine.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of smashed pachinko machine parts, including a pile of molten metal consistent with the materials used in pachinko balls.
Input: A pachinko machine.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A fully disassembled pachinko machine, including a hopper full of pachinko balls.
Input: A pachinko machine.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pachinko-themed pinball machine. One game costs 100¥. The pachinko balls have been merged into 12 pinballs, visible in a dispenser tube at the top of the game.
Input: A pachinko machine.
Setting: Fine
Output: A pachinko machine with an altered layout. No anomalous properties detected.
Input: A pachinko machine.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A disc-shaped pachinko machine, hovering at a distance of 0.2m to 0.24m above the ground. Game operates without need for electricity. The game is played by inserting a pachinko ball into the top and then rotating the disc clockwise or counterclockwise to maneuver the ball through various obstacles to reach the center.
Input: The aformentioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: A cardboard origami cat, with the same mass as the inserted box. Note is crumpled up next to the cat. When picked up, it has a 50% chance of instantly killing the person who touched it via cardiac arrest. The cardboard cat killed two guards, but left Dr. Steph alive. Item was collected by D-Class personnel and later incinerated.
Input: Earl Grey teabag
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Leaf-shaped cloth with property of causing severe muscle cramps in individuals that come into contact with it via anomalous introduction of extreme levels of bergapten into the bloodstream.
Input: Chamomile teabag
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged teabag which gives an indefinite number of cups of tea made from it. Found to anomalously reduce drinkers' blood sugar levels by 30-40%.
Input: English Breakfast teabag
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A miniature replica of SCP-3560-J that attempted to attack D-24237 upon retrieval. Was destroyed by Security Personnel with water guns and resulted in multiple puddles of tea around the testing chamber.
Input: A Foundation optical storage (CD-ROM; 12cm; 900MiB), with two scratches on the readable side
Setting: Fine
Output: A 7cm wide cog made out of polycarbonate coated with aluminium. It jolts forward at irregular intervals at high speeds (estimated peak: 7.5m/s). The object repeats its pattern of jolting after 2048 jolts.
Input: A Foundation optical storage (CD-ROM; 12cm; 900MiB), with a single crack radiating outward from the centre, approximately 4cm long
Setting: Fine
Output: A Möbius loop, made out of polycarbonate coated with aluminium. An inspection with a microscope has showed that it holds "pits" and "lands" like a CD would. Any attempt to read the data will result in anomalously reaching an end of the Möbius loop, which can only be perceived by the reading device. This effect will activate after 32 bits are read, no matter where the recording starts. The 4 read bytes (32 bits) will always be "01000101 01001111 01000011 01000100", which can be read as "EOCD".
Input: A Foundation ID-Card (Guest clearance level 3, belonging to Dr. H████ D████████████), with a ripped magnetic strip and a functional microcircuit
Setting: Fine
Output: The input, with a microscopically small clockwork in the place of the microcircuit. Due to being directly connected to the card, the clockwork is not able to be turned, without either breaking the cogs, or ripping the card. The clockwork has no apparent input or output and putting it into motion would only result in every part to be moved. The result has no other changes and is non-anomalous.
Input: The aforementioned item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Darby's Misadventures in Site-19 Facility-23, Vol.1 comic book
Input: One trident
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bident, with the original central spike transferred to the bottom of the shaft
Input: One trident
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pike, with the original side spikes shifted by 90°
Input: One trident
Setting: Fine
Output: One trident, capable of firing spikes when swung
Input: One trident
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One trident, capable of absorbing minute amounts of bioelectricity within the body and redirecting it as static electricity between the spikes
Input: One glass pendant
Setting: Fine
Output: One glass chain, noted to be of extremely-high detail and currently unable to be reproduced by modern technology.
Input: Colt Revolver
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One IMI Desert Eagle pistol with the logo of the Global Occult Coalition printed on. Viewing the pistol causes the viewer to be aware of all information regarding of the United Nations and all of its affiliates.
Input: Photo of Researcher Markham
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of Dr. Veritas and an unknown woman the Grizzly entity drinking Martinis in Inverness, Scotland. The photo, dated 15/07/2019, animates every four hours, detailing a conversation between the two. Researcher Markham is only visible during the last fourteen seconds of the conversation, ordering a glass of [REDACTED] brand whisky.
Input: One 2x2 cube.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A solved cube.
Input: One 3x3 cube.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A shuffled █████-brand 3-layered pyramid rotation puzzle, commonly known as a Pyraminx. Successfully solved by D-74652.
Input: One 4x4 cube.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A solved cube with all edge pieces flipped. All attempts to completely solve the output cube have failed.
Input: One 5x5 cube.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A shuffled █████-brand dodecahedral rotation puzzle, also known as a Megaminx, with black stickers and colored pieces. The output puzzle is non-anomalous and solvable, but difficult due to the inverted colors.
Input: One 6x6 cube.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The unchanged input. A shuffled 6x6 bandaging rotating cube puzzle. Certain pieces on the cube, such as a conjoined pair of an edge piece and a corner piece, prevent the cube from rotating in certain directions. The bandaged pieces are shuffled and not solved, rendering the puzzle impossible to be 100% solved.
Input: SCP-914's File
Setting: 1:1
Output: A file describing one 'Clockwork-chan'
Input: Sixteen feather dusters, one note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One tightly-compressed ball of feathers and one equally-sized plastic sphere
Input: The flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flash drive. After physically connecting the result to a computer, all liquids within ten meters from it are replaced with ~303-313 Kelvin hot coffee. D-47565's blood, who plugged in the device, fell victim to this effect, causing massive internal bleeding. Subject survived and recovered within eight days. Medical examination is ongoing to ascertain how D-47565 can survive with non-anomalous coffee in their circulatory system. The flash drive is only accessible by a "Solaris 8" system and contains no data. Reading the bytes on a "Solaris 8" system results in pseudocode for replacing all liquids in the range of ten meters with coffee.
Input: One 5.56 NATO bullet, note reading "556"
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature model of a Boeing 707-323C plane, of the same model as SCP-556, paint included. The output note is crumpled, and blank.
Input: One 5.56 NATO bullet, note reading "United States"
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 7.62 Soviet round, and a note reading "Советский Союз" ("Soviet Union" in Russian). Testing determined that the bullet is hollow, and whenever fired, will fly at the direction of the youngest person from any NATO member state, often damaging the gun used.
Input: One 5.56 NATO bullet, note reading "Indiana"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two items:
Input: One copy of Goldeneye 007
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of MarioKart 64
Input: One copy of Goldeneye 007
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of ''007: Tomorrow Never Dies'' for the Playstation 1 console.
Input: One copy of Goldeneye 007.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One watch made of aluminum, polycarbonate, and common plastic that is powered by an unknown source. When the watch is viewed by the wearer by raising their arm to eye level, reportedly, all surroundings cease movement. From the outside, the wearer is unresponsive and unable to be manipulated by any tools attempted so far. Notably, the watch is non-functional.
Input: One battery-operated radio box with two AA batteries inserted, the radio is turned on, with the current station playing an advertisement
Setting: Fine
Output: One box television, powered from an anomalous source, playing the same advertisement as the radio with added visuals One box television that can neither be turned off nor can be switched from the current channel in any way. Channel plays non-stop advertisements from an unknown source.
Input: One bottle of Class-A amnestic
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of vodka, 55% ABV
Input: One bottle of Class-A amnestic
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of amnestic, labelled "Ordo-α". Spectrometry gave inconclusive results and testing was evaluated to be not worth the risk. Output incinerated.
Input: One bottle of Class-A amnestic
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One empty bottle, surrounded by a fine mist of amnestic of unknown composition. Junior Researcher Kai attempted to pick up the bottle but failed repeatedly to complete the action. Output retrieved mechanically and incinerated.
Input: One bottle of Class-B amnestic
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of Class-Darby amnestic