7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Ancillary Justice
Setting: Very Fine
Output: What appears to be a novel of the name Broken Masquerade by a Helmut Kumnick, detailing a fictionalized version of a world where the SCP Foundation, the Global Occult Coalition, the Serpent's Hand, and the Chaos Insurgency collapsed in the mid-2030s due to war. The protagonist, a jaded Colonel in the United States Army, was part of the Truth Seeker Union, seeking to reveal the circumstances which led to the destruction of Astrakhan, Usinsk, Lublin, Lansing, Bowling Green, and Plainfield on [REDACTED]. Notable appearances include SCP-053, SCP-682 (both living in an isolated part of Saskatchewan), SCP-2599 (seeking asylum in Strasbourg, France) SCP-2733 (which the protagonist used to summon his dead sister to assist him on his truth finding path), and both SCP-1173 and SCP-4036 (the latter of which, as the Adytite Republic of Polynesia, has become the 201th United Nations member, after Kosovo, New Caledonia, Scotland, Palestine, Artsakh, and Northern Cyprus). The book showed no anomalous properties other than its cover, which occasionally animates.
Input: 1 gummy bear
Setting: Rough
Output: Several melted puddles of gelatin.
Input: 1 gummy bear
Setting: Coarse
Output: A gummy bear cut up into multiple pieces.
Input: 1 gummy bear
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 gummy worm, with the same mass as the original bear.
Input: 1 gummy bear
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 seemingly normal gummy bear. Contains a substance that induces severe vomiting and diarrhea in whoever eats it.
Input: 1 gummy bear
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate gummy bear that, as soon as the door was opened, jumped into the mouth of the D-class. The bear was not poisonous, and the D-class remarked that it was the best candy he had ever tasted. He also reportedly smelled like cherry for the next four hours.
Input: One antique Elizabethan side chair
Setting: Fine
Output: One office swivel chair. All components of the chair are made of wood, the wheels do not move, nor does it swivel. D-51215 sat on the chair, with no other anomalous effects.
Input: One antique French armoire
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two dozen 40 cm ''worms'', comprised entirely of wood. Said worms resemble typical earthworms, with small round heads, found on common furniture beetles. One large seamless wooden box, with 'Worm Food' carved into the sides of the box. The interior was filled with several kilograms of sawdust. D-51215 was instructed to feed the worms, some sawdust. D-51315 received a few splinters in his right hand, from feeding the worms. But was otherwise unharmed.
Input: One cracked mug.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One mug is now in the shape of a pug's head. The paint used to portray the picture of a pug, now stretched out across the mug, in a faint brown. With the nose and ears being dark brown. And a small white porcelain tongue sits inside the mug. D-51215 moved to pick it up, with his left hand, which prompted the mug to growl aggressively. Assistant Researcher Jack Dickie moved in to attempt retrieval and was greeted with excited barking from the mug.
Input: Snowflake obsidian
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single large hemispherical mass of snowflake obsidian. The white pattern on its surface is animate, and visually resembles TV static. When a human subject is in the vicinity of the object, they will have an auditory hallucination of certain phrases being spoken in their own voice, repeating the same segments with long pauses in between. The content of the phrases change depending on the subject’s distance from the object, however it has been shown to be roughly consistent between different subjects. A sample of some of the repeated segments of the spoken content has been recorded below.
Input: List of numbers.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same list, except the numbers 4, 5, 53, 98, 125, 155, 446, 511, 521, 533, 620, 736, 801 and 874 have check marks next to them. The significance of these numbers is unknown.
Input: Copy of previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of coordinates (██.████████, ██.████████) located just off the west coast of Turkey. Nothing of importance has been found at this location.
Input: Copy of previous output.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An extremely complex diagram comprised of over fifty thousand tiny, intersecting polygons. Every vertex is labeled with a letter and a four-digit number. The measures of some angles and the lengths of some sides are given. The line segment |Y6438K0552| is labeled "x". Although analysis has shown there is enough information to solve for x, attempts to do so are ongoing.
Input: 1 pan, 1 lug-nut
Setting: Fine
Output: A cast iron pot with a stainless steel coating. Displays the anomalous property of heating whatever is within the pot perfectly evenly. Liquids are brought to a boil almost instantly and solids are melted/cooked all the way through. Heat can also be applied to the pot from any direction (except the open top) and will be distributed evenly throughout. Personnel are NOT to place their hands or any part of their body within the pot when there is any source of heat placed on it.
Input: 1 pan, 1 lug-nut
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A blackened lug-nut. When placed on a metallic surface, the lug-nut affixes itself to the spot and siphons all heat within a 90cm diameter range to the spot directly under the lug-nut. Under the lug-nut the temperature was shown to be multiplied exponentially. At room temperature this dramatic increase instantly melted most metals that were tested. When removing the lug-nut, the handler must only touch the exterior or suffer severe burns should they touch the interior.
Input: Aforementioned items.
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged jacket module. When picked up by Researcher Dross, said module opened, producing a vapor that anesthetized those in the vicinity. The vapor also contained various vitamins and nutrients, which were absorbed by cells whose ADN matched human regeneration cells’ ADN, allowing them to multiply and heal minor lacerations and bruising faster. Object handed over to medical personnel.
Input: One hundred teddy bears
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of cotton fluff and ripped fur completely filling the output booth.
Input: One hundred teddy bears
Setting: Coarse
Output: Neatly separated piles of Cotton, folded sheets of fur, and plastic components.
Input: One hundred teddy bears
Setting: 1:1
Output: Fifty pairs of stuffed toys in many different species such as, Lions, Tigers, Bears, Penguins, Elephants, Pigeons, Deer, Moose, Dogs, Humans, and many more.
Input: One hundred teddy bears
Setting: Fine
Output: One hundred polar bear stuffed animals, noticeably cleaner and of finer make than the input.
Input: One hundred teddy bears
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Wall of Fur A giant humanoid bear that left the output booth and proceeded to hug Researcher Darby into unconsciousness A large parasitic and animated fursuit that forcibly knocks potential hosts unconscious and puts itself on them. Replaces Hosts skin within 24 hours and forcibly overwrites host consciousness within 12 hours. Researcher Darby was recovered successfully and the suit was sent for examination, Researcher Darby has requested that he be given amnesiacs to forget the event.
Input: One standard issue Foundation pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One empty foundation pen with the words "OH GOD NO" written in ink on the wall.
Input: 100g Olivine
Setting: 1:1
Output: A tetrahedron made of olivine.
Setting: Fine
Output: A large cube of webbed olivine crystals in a diamond cubic truss structure.
Input: 100g Olivine
Input: 1 Kilogram of wax.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Animate wax figurine, resembling Dr. Beiderman. Figurine destroyed by site security.
Input: 1 blade
Setting: Rough
Output: Diamond dust
Input: 1 blade
Setting: Coarse
Output: 12 identical miniature diamond blades
Input: 1 blade
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small toothed gear made of diamond.
Input: 1 blade
Setting: Fine
Output: A diamond solid that appears to be able to pass through other diamonds, albeit without actually making contact with them. Notably, other materials resist the diamond like normal.
Input: 1 blade
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metablade shaped like a metablade that can only cut through other blades. Also, attempts to directly describe said blade only results in the word ‘metablade’.
Input: Glass of water.
Setting: Fine
Output: Object acquired an anomalous property that causes it to flip upside-down when held over electronics.
Input: 1 sandwich
Setting: Rough
Output: A mashed pile of ham, cheese and bread.
Input: 1 sandwich
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 “peanut butter and jelly” sandwich
Input: 1 sandwich
Setting: Fine
Output: A sculpture of a witch in a desert. Sculpture made out of compressed ham and cheese
Input: 1 sandwich
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 sandwich that when eaten gives intense and deep knowledge of the history of cheese, along with causing nosebleeds. Testing halted due to risk of brain damage.
Input: Wooden door with attached frame
Setting: Very fine
Output: One wooden door with attached frame. Resulting door is square, thinner, and with a much larger surface area. Object emerged diagonally to fit within the output booth. The door reveals a spatial anomaly when opened. From the front a darkened, metallic enclosure can be made out. When viewed from behind no anomaly is seen.
Input: One remote exploration drone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A spherical object resembling a cybernetic eye. Object is rough 30 centimeters in diameter. Both sides of the device are equipped with touch interfaces in the shape of stylized hand-prints. Testing has revealed the device grants the operator the ability to observe a volume of space centered around their location, through all sensory means. Initial tests recorded below.
Input: 1 Macbook Pro
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Surface Pro Laptop
Input: 1 Macbook Pro
Setting: Fine
Output: A Macbook Pro with more processing power. However, it has a much shorter battery life, and uses a "USB-J" charging cable, which does not exist.
Input: 1 Macbook Pro
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One "Macbook Air", a computer which immediately sprouted wings and flew out of the output booth. It crashed into the reinforced testing area wall and was destroyed immediately.
Input: 10 grams of a gold/palladium alloy.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Metallic dust. The small grains were still composed of mixed gold and palladium.
Input: The crushed car.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The parts of the car, separated out. Each part is still crushed beyond recognition, in the exact same fashion as before.
Input: 1 Pair of nail clippers
Setting: Rough
Output: A hunk of stainless steel and aluminum, same weight as nail clippers.
Input: 1 pair of nail clippers
Setting: Coarse
Output: Fully disassembled nail clippers.
Input: 1 pair of nail clippers
Setting: 1:1
Output: Tweezers of equal mass to nail clippers.
Input: 1 pair of nail Clippers
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of nail clippers that are seemingly normal. When used they trim all nails on a person, including toenails, to perfect length. Causes shorter nails to grow to perfect length.
Input: 1 pair of nail clippers
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An orb that looks to be made of the same stainless steel of the clippers. Upon contact, a fingertip is removed from the one who made contact without any physical harm. Object incinerated upon request of Researcher Graymont.
Input: One feather.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 6 different piles of boron, silicon, germanium, arsenic, antimony and tellurium.
Input: One feather.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Various filaments resembling human hair, made of reepitite.
Input: One feather.
Setting: Fine
Output: A black knife, made of reepitite. The knife is stronger than most standard kitchen knifes, but is unusable due to its small proportions.
Input: Photograph of Dr. Veritas.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Dr. Veritas, who is spinning multiple plates.
Input: Photograph or Intern Lunar.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Intern Lunar, positioned on a sitting position on the floor, surrounded by colourful mugs. Lunar is depicted as being delighted. Jeff can be seen in the background somewhat obscured by what looks like a plant made of kazoos in a pot with a OWO face on it.
Input: Photograph of Dr. Nukea.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Dr. Nukea, depicted with a number ''17'' branded on his forehead.
Input: Photograph of Professor Wren.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Professor Wren. She appears to be playing an incredibly complex instrument, and the colours are more intense than in the original photo. A soft tune, identified later as an instrumental rendition of Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me with Science," is produced from the photograph when it is being touched.
Input: Photograph of Researcher Calloway.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Identical photograph, shredded into 34 crude pieces.
Input: Photograph of Dr. Cleveland
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Dr. Cleveland writing a novel. Several Marvel comic issues were seen scattered on the table, and the colour contrast is roughly 5 percent stronger than that in the original.
Input: Photograph of Dr. Mensa
Setting: 1:1
Output: Identical photograph, Dr. Mensa has very pronounced dark circles under his eyes.
Input: Photograph of Researcher Dross
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photograph of Researcher Dross with his typical visor and jacket on, fiddling with a machine. A box of modules is nearby. The photograph is significantly darker.
Input: Photograph of Researcher Darby
Setting: 1:1
Output: Identical photograph, on fire. Rapidly removed and stamped out by Dr. Veritas.
Input: Bottle containing 50 cl of water.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several droplets of water spread along the floor of the output booth, resembling the Foundation logo. Shreds of plastic are placed in the centre.
Input: Bottle containing 50 cl of water.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ice cube, covered by plastic. The plastic is slightly warmer than before.
Input: Bottle containing 50 cl of water.
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged bottle of water. The capillarity of the water seems to have increased.
Input: Twelve 330ml cans of Barr's Irn Bru
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three Cans of 'Real' Irn Bru. D-39992 drank from the first can, and began to complain of stomach pain, shortly afterwards. D-39992 was taken to the medical wing, but expired before arriving. An autopsy revealed that D-39992's stomach and windpipe were ruptured by numerous small aluminium girders, that had expanded in their throat.
Input: Twelve 330ml cans of Barr's Irn Bru
Setting: Fine
Output: Twelve cans of Irn Bru, D-51215 was instructed to open one can, and consume the contents. Upon being opened, the can's content escaped in the form of a orange cloud of carbonated gas.
Input: Six of the Irn Bru cans, from the previous experiment
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three gas grenades, made entirely from aluminium. The exterior of the grenades is labelled as "Barr's Edible Gas". D-51215 tested the grenades, which created a thick cloud of orange mist. When breathed in, the mist would condense on the tongue and form into carbonated Irn Bru.
Input: Twelve 330ml cans of Barr's Irn Bru
Setting: 1:1
Output: A spherical, translucent orange lump, carbonated gasses visibly bubble and move inside of it. The inside of the object sparkles, due to aluminium flakes floating inside of it. The object is the size of a Soccer Ball. It possess a clear membrane, that is permeable if pressed on, and becomes sticky. D-51215'S left hand sunk past this permeable layer and suffered chemical burns, while extracting his hand.
Input: Twelve 330ml cans of Barr's Irn Bru
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 66.6cm tall aluminium statue of Mel Gibson, dressed as William Wallace from the movie, Braveheart. Standing on a small mound of girders. In one hand it held a smaller can of Irn Bru and in the other, it is holding a Scottish flag. The statue is coloured orange, white and blue, like the cans. The statue was held together by a sugary residue, made from the Irn Bru. It fell apart, shortly after being removed from the output box.
Input: One map
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded paper and ink smeared all over the output booth
Input: One map
Setting: Coarse
Output: Folded paper and a pool of ink
Input: One map
Setting: 1:1
Output: One script of the song Down Under by Men At Work.
Input: One map
Setting: Fine
Output: One map titled Where are things that want to kill you?, with all of Australia highlighted.
Input: One map
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One origami button. When pressed, gravitational and magnetic fields within 200 meters of the button are reversed. Object incinerated.
Input: 1 Desert Eagle.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Desert Eagle. Changes unknown. Induces schizophrenia in the holder, at the expense of increased accuracy and stopping power.
Input: 1kg amethyst
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1kg citrine
Input: 1kg amethyst
Setting: Fine
Output: A large quartz crystal with a rotating handle, labeled "RAINBOWAMETHYST". Turning the handle will change the color of the crystal through unknown means.
Input: 1kg amethyst
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A clockwork machine shaped like a boat, composed entirely of amethyst. Two rotating handles are present on each side(herefore referred to as L1(left front), L2(left rear), R1(right front), R2(right rear) by their relative positions). L1 and R2 can only be rotated counterclockwise, and L2 and R1 can only be rotated clockwise. Rotating any handle individually does not result in anomalous behavior. However, when two or more handles are rotated simultaneously, the machine will act in various anomalous ways. Behavior is recorded below.
Input: Olivine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A spherical mass of olivine. When touched, the object will vibrate slightly, and a figure of various shape will be visible on the inside. The shape is different every time it is touched, and will disappear after approximately 5 seconds. The meaning of these are unknown.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: A double bladed weapon, composed of two identical long iron-nickel blades protruding from both sides of a smooth cylindrical shaft made of olivine. Small peridot gemstones are embedded on both sides along the center line of each blade. The entire weapon is 3.2 meters in length.
Input: The graph paper.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An 8.5" x 11" sheet of white paper with green hexagonal patterning on it.
Input: Previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 11 8.5" x 1" index cards with orange triangular patterning on them.
Input: Previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An 8.5" x 11" sheet of white paper with the same triangular pattern, folded into a "paper football."
Input: Previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same paper football. Output booth did not open until Prof. Wren went in to investigate, at which time the object launched out of the booth and struck her in the face. On impact it burst into countless triangular pieces of confetti, coming apart along the orange lines.
Input: Previous input.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A crumpled 8.5" x 11" piece of graph paper.
Input: 1 Kg of chitin.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several pieces of chitin.
Input: 1 Kg of chitin.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A thick sheet of chitin, with a pattern carved into it. The pattern matches those used by some ants to build anthills.
Input: 1 Kg of chitin.
Setting: Fine
Output: A large bee made of chitin. The bee animated and attempted to escape, but immediately crashed into the test chamber floor due to the wing's inability to keep the mass aloft. Result incinerated.
Input: One block.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of damaged stainless steel
Input: One block.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Small cube of iron and smaller cube of chromium
Input: One block.
Setting: Fine
Output: Stainless steel sphere. Shown to be perfectly reflective, and completely resistant to any form of tarnishing. Attempts to make the surface less reflective were met with failure.
Input: 3 syringes of Class-A Amnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 syringe of an unidentified brown liquid. a liquid determined to have the same effect as SCP-1082. Saved for potential future use in interrogation.
Input: 3 syringes of Class-A Amnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: 3 syringes containing a green liquid. 1 syringe's contents were injected into D-05942, who has displayed no effects for twenty-four days.
Input: 3 syringes of Class-A Amnestics
Setting: 1:1
Output: 3 syringes containing Class-W Mnestics. Remainder sent to Site-41.
Input: 3 syringes of Class-A Amnestics
Setting: Fine
Output: 3 syringes of Class-C Amnestics
Input: 3 syringes of Class-A Amnestics
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 3 syringes containing a transparent liquid. 1 syringe was used on D-8273, who quickly lost all brain function. D-8273 expired six minutes later. After this, D-8273 body began to display a cognitohazardous effect causing all individuals who observe D-8273 to lose consciousness and later wake with no memory of the past eight hours. D-8273's corpse and the remaining two syringes have been placed in permanent storage.
Input: Twenty Four 330ml cans of Irn Bru
Setting: Very Fine
Output: All twenty four cans were fused together and stacked into a tower. D-51215 attempt to remove the cans, which cause them to coil around his wrists. Moving in similar fashion to a constricting snake. The can at the top of the stack opened on its own, releasing a hiss of carbonated gas. Before showering D-51215 in Irn Bru. 7920ml of Irn Bru, the exact volume of liquid in the cans. Item became inert after drenching D-51215 in Irn Bru.
Input: The Inert result of the previous test
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Scottish Thistle, made of the aluminium cans. The flowering bud is orange and the steam and body of the plant is blue. The metallic roots are white.
Input: One can of cleaning polish, with a sticky note. The note instructing SCP-914 to give itself a polish.
Setting: Fine
Output: The interior of both the Input and Output booths, have been polished. The can of polish has also been flattened and polished into a highly reflective surface. The sticky note was unchanged and still stuck to the flattened can. D-51215 had difficulty gripping the item. Cutting his hands on the edges of the object. Object was eventually removed, using a pair of latex safety gloves to safely grip and lift it.
Output: One fixed CD titled "Now That's What I Call Propaganda". Is a CD with propaganda speeches from all over history. Some even from ancient times. No anomalous properties discovered.
Input: One CD
Setting: Very Fine
Input: A VHS tape labeled with a photo of Researcher Darby.
Setting: Fine
Output: A VHS tape labeled "Foundation Daze: Seriously Crazy Pratfalls." Footage on the tape shows accidents throughout the SCP Foundation, including personnel injuries, containment breaches, and [REDACTED], all set to a laugh track and voiced over by Tom Bergeron. All depicted incidents confirmed to have never happened.
Input: A VHS tape labeled with a photo of Dr. Veritas.
Setting: Fine
Output: A VHS tape labeled "Dr. Veritas' Circus Calamitus." Footage on the tape shows various 914 research personnel performing multiple circus acts, such as Researcher Darby juggling knives on a tightrope, with Dr. Veritas visibly struggling in his role as ringmaster while trying to keep the acts from ending in disaster. Footage ends 23 minutes in with the circus tent bursting into flames.
Input: A VHS tape labeled with a photo of Dr. Nukea.
Setting: Fine
Output: A VHS tape labeled as a copy of 17 Again. Footage on the tape is a continuous 5-hour "TV Color Test" overlayed with the sound of the Emergency Broadcast System.
Input: 2 paper cups connected by string
Setting: Very Fine
Output: What appears to be the handset and phone cable of a 1980's era analog telephone, constructed out of the paper, wax coating, and string. Object is extremely light and shows a higher-than-expected level of durability. Handset has no buttons, but successfully produced a dial tone when connected to a closed phone network. Careful inspection has revealed that the interior of the phone is not hollow as initially expected, instead containing a series of thin wax capsules.