7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: 4999 Rubber Ducks
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 extremely large Rubber Duck. A plastic cigarette hangs from its bill. Non-anomalous.
Input: Schematic
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paper-mache model of Girls' Frontline character M950A "Calico", capable of vocalization, but is not sentient. The model causes everyone in a 5-metre radius to speak in the voice of Hong Kong singer Mag Lam.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: An animate paper-mache model of Mag Lam, capable of running at speeds up to 7 meters per second. The model is not sentient but showed a marked aversion to being placed into 914.
Input: Above output
Setting: 1:1
Output: An animate paper-mache model of The Fast And The Furious character Han "Seoul-Oh" Lue. All prior characteristics in the previous output apply here, except that has no aversion to being placed into 914.
Input: Above output
Setting: Coarse
Output: A drawing of Kantai Collection character Japanese aircraft carrier Akagi. The ink shows paramagnetic properties and causes the painting to occasionally alter into other characters of the same game.
Input: Above output
Setting: Rough
Output: A shuffled stack of paper. When stacked in a correct way, the paper stack would form into a model of the USS Nimitz (CVN-68).
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: A cup of salt water and a note reading "salt water". The note has the cognitohazardous effect of making the observer say the chemical name of items and being unreasonably afraid of them for one hour. Note incinerated.
Input: One doll.
Setting: Rough
Output: Melted plastic, a stack of torn cardboard.
Input: One doll.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "Ken" doll. Accessories changed to ones normally included with a "Ken" doll.
Input: One doll.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 "Super Masculine Action Figure". Package shaped like a nuclear bomb. Accessories and clothing became weaponry and tactical gear, respectively.
Input: One doll.
Setting: Fine
Output: Animate "Barbie" doll. Non-sentient. Tends to shift poses every few minutes, as if on a runway.
Input: One doll.
Setting: Fine
Output: One changed doll. The parts remain plastic, but have a clockwork aesthetic. Package has the label "914-chan". Clothing had ''setting'' panels embroidered in them, which were identical to SCP-914's settings.
Input: One globe
Setting: Fine
Output: One plastic model of Mars. Several colonies are depicted on the model. Upon closer inspection, the colonies belong to the U.S., U.K., France, Brazil, China, Japan, India, Russia, and Iran. Olympus Mons is shown to be a condominium of all current members of the UN security council. Although Mars has a smaller radius than Earth, it retains the same size. Non-anomalous
Input: One fluorescent light tube
Setting: Fine
Output: An 18th-century style sabre. The blade is made from the glass, while the handle is composed of plastic. The blade scatters light differently, depending on the way a dial on the handle is turned. This effectively allows the blade to act as a prism that only allows one colour to pass through, and reflect the others.
Input: One map of Hong Kong
Setting: Fine
Output: One map of Chechnya
Input: One globe
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate figure approximately 40 centimetres tall, recognised by Intern Sora as popular meme character "Earth-chan". The figure walked out of the output booth and spontaneously combusted. Fire extinguished after exactly 2019 seconds. Remaining ash identified to be consistent with the product of combustion of plastic. Incinerated.
Input: One Smith and Wesson Revolver
Setting: 1:1
Output: A large key, designed to fit a lever tumbler lock. The main body of the key has been hollowed out. Twisting the handle of the key reveals an opening in which a .357 magnum round can be placed, and twisting the handle back to its original position fires the round. Object scrapped.
Input: One Smith Corona typewriter, two sets of ink ribbons, coil of wire, battery pack.
Setting: Fine
Output: A typewriter with a hopper on the side. Placing objects in the hopper will result in the object being destroyed, and the component materials being imprinted on the paper in lieu of ink. The object is currently being studied in order to reverse engineer the disassembly mechanism. The typewriter was filled with ink when removed from the output booth.
Input: Two window frames, one LED light strip, one battery pack
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two similar window frames, with one being slightly smaller than the other. The battery pack and LEDs have been embedded evenly throughout both window frames. Entering one window will result in instantaneous transportation to the other window through an unknown mechanism. The object passing through the window will become slightly larger or smaller depending on which window is entered, due to what appears to be a compression of space-time.
Input: Army gear.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One suit and shield, aesthetically identical to that worn by the fictional character ''Captain America''. It possesses similar protective properties and automatically adjusts movements to be more effective in movement, attacking, blocks and dodges. Item undergoing testing. It should be noted that the wearer will believe they are the actual '"Captain America'', and will attempt to ''fight injustice'' by attacking random inanimate objects they believe to be ''villains''.
Input: Pamphlet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ''cosmic life insurance'' pamphlet. Notably, the pamphlet states the following: ''… Not even greater cosmic beings will be able to touch you! Call [REDACTED] now for a 1-month free trial!''
Input: One list of actions that won't be done the next week.
Setting: Fine
Output: One list of physically impossible actions.
Input: One list of actions that might be done the next week.
Setting: Fine
Output: One paper with many events of the life of intern Regal listed by date. According to the Regal, approximately half of them are correct.
Input: One list of actions to be done the next week.
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with the phrase ''What intern Regal will do today'' written on it. Once an action is written on the paper, intern Regal will immediately attempt to perform it and will not stop until it has been completed or an hour has passed.
Input: One pocket watch
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two small wristwatches.
Input: One pocket watch
Setting: Fine
Output: A pocket watch that automatically adjusts for daylight saving time and for moving into different timezones. Notably, it always runs one hour ahead of the actual time.
Input: One pocket watch
Setting: Fine
Output: A palm-sized grandfather clock. The clock always shows the current time in London.
Input: One pocket watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pocket watch that anomalously slows all movement slows the perception of time of the user by 15% within a fifteen meter radius for ten seconds, before it requires a 50 minute recharge.
Input: One pocket watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pocket watch that anomalously speeds the time perception of the user by 10%, before it requires a 50 minute recharge.
Input: ''Speed'' and ''Slow'' watches
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metal ball with two clock faces and a button on it, the clock faces move at different times, one faster than normal, the other slower. When the button is pressed, it creates a fifty meter sphere of influence that speeds up perception of time inside of it by 80%. If the button is held, a fifty meter sphere is created once the button is released that seemingly stops all movement inside of it other than light. This effect lasts for a time equal to that the button was held. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: 1cm cube of scandium
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1mm×10cm× 10cm plate. When viewed, the subject seeks to find the nearest scanner, believing that they have found a lost document. Object has been taken to the parking lot and thrown into a crudely built crucible to be melted down.
Input: 1cm cube of titanium
Setting: Fine
Output: A large paper clip made of titanium oxide. An attempt to use it as a paper clip caused the output to break.
Input: 1cm cube of vanadium
Setting: Fine
Output: A 10cm×10cm×1mm vanadium plate. The macro-etching resembles the Van Gogh painting "Starry Night".
Input: 1cm cube of chromium
Setting: Fine
Output: A small chrome gear, with a flat stand at the bottom of one of the spokes.
Input: 1cm cube of manganese
Setting: Fine
Output: A manganese coin, three centimeters across. It is decorated with images of gears and other clockwork mechanisms. On one side, there is an image of an unknown Russian man and some Cyrillic text translating to "Super Setting", and on the other, an image of SCP-914 and text translating to "Clockwork Token".
Input: 1cm cube of iron, one "Clockwork Token"
Setting: Fine
Output: One 2cm×5mm×1cm iron bar magnet. After testing, the bar magnet was found to have a magnetic field that inverts over ███ times a second. If placed in a coil of wire, [DATA EXPUNGED]. Object confiscated and destroyed.
Input: One fez
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of ash.
Input: One fez
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded fabric.
Input: One fez
Setting: 1:1
Output: A red fedora.
Input: One fez
Setting: Fine
Output: One fez with a cognitohazard that causes whoever sees it to think that fezzes are cool. Effect disappeared 1 hour after eye contact ceased.
Input: One fez
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A purple fez, appearing to be made during the 15th century. Decoration consistent with styles popular in the Byzantine Empire. When worn, the wearer will gain perfect knowledge of the Thracian dialect of Medieval Greek and will be unable to speak any other languages. The wearer will also develop a hatred for the Turkish ethnicity, the Turkish nation and the Turkish culture. Wearer will insist on referring towns and cities in Turkey by their Greek name. Effect lasts 1453 minutes and cannot be stopped. Output incinerated.
Input: Suitcase
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A suitcase that is linked to an empty pocket dimension. Upon coming in contact with AR King, the suitcase “bound” itself to him. The pocket dimension inside of the suitcase is unable to be opened by anyone other than AR King. The pocket dimension acts like a void, drawing all matter in the area towards the pocket dimension at high speeds until it is closed. This caused significant damage to the testing chamber. Unclear if the subspace can still be opened without the suitcase. Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of scrap metal
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Coarse
Output: One unorganized pile of disassembled components
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Rough
Output: One rusted robot arm, missing some components and lying on a pile of scrap metal; said pile of scrap is composed of metal fragments and is fairly painful to the touch.
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Coarse
Output: Multiple organized piles of components
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: 1:1
Output: One robotic leg.
Input: One robot arm
Setting: 1:1
Output: One advanced prosthetic, which does not appear to fit a humanoid.
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Fine
Output: One autonomous arm, unpowered.
Input: One robot arm
Setting: Fine
Output: One swarm of miniature automatons, spider-like in appearance.
Input: One robotic arm
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One metal spider; entity attempted to disassemble the nearest source of matter, which happened to be Intern Lunar. Security personnel present disabled said output. Sent to the labs for research and subsequent disassembly.
Input: One robot arm
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sphere of metal AI core
Input: Two robot arms
Setting: Fine
Output: One very large robot arm with extra functions. Some plastic has been taken from the shells of the inputted arms to form an instruction manual.
Input: Two robot arms
Setting: Fine
Output: One unmarked steel cube Factory "Black Box"
Input: One Liberty Ship model
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature model of an Iowa-class battleship made of the same plastic, pennant number identified to be the USS Missouri.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature model of a Ticonderoga-class missile cruiser, pennant number does not match with any built Ticonderoga-class cruiser.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature model of a Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carrier. Pennant number is not depicted.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One miniature model of an Imperial-class Star Destroyer. Output hovered out of output booth via anomalous means before suddenly accelerating towards the exit of Research Cell 109-B at speeds exceeding escape velocity for an object of the same mass. The output then crashed into a wall near the exit after suffering slight damage from sustained gunfire from security personnel present. Facility sustained minor structural damage due to the high kinetic energy of the impact. Five Facility personnel sustained minor lacerations injuries due to flying plastic shrapnel. Intern Sora, being the closest person to the output booth, sustained a mild concussion from the sonic boom.
Input: One photograph depicting a ten-year old Researcher Connolly, surrounded by his childhood friends, blowing out the candles on a birthday cake.
Setting: Fine
Output: A photograph of SCP-914’s Output chamber. In the Output chamber is a birthday cake, with the icing saying “Happy 44th Birthday [REDACTED]!”
Input: One photograph
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photograph, folded in half. Upon unfolding the photograph, it reveals a picture of a different SCP celebrating. Some of the SCPs include SCP-173 wearing a party hat, SCP-4999 blowing a party blower, a birthday cake made from various gears and springs (presumed to be SCP-914’s), and SCP-085 with a speech bubble saying “Happy Birthday!”. Item incinerated after one such opening revealed the silhouette of SCP-096 holding a birthday gift.
Input: One letter describing Researcher Connolly opening his birthday gifts.
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami bow. Upon holding the bow, subjects reported auditory hallucinations of cheering and the sound of party horns.
Input: One letter
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A letter on Foundation letterhead, dated 28/11/21██. The letter describes a plea for help by one M. Connolly, explaining how a terrible accident had caused him to [REDACTED] eventually [REDACTED] leaving him in the [REDACTED]. The letter ends with a harrowing warning, proclaiming [DATA EXPUNGED]. Item incinerated, Researcher Connolly admitted to the medical bay for mandatory amnesticization.
Input: One audio file
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An audio file. Upon playback, produced a tone well above human hearing capacity but proceeded to cause a near system-wide power failure, resulting in the injuries of three researchers.
Input: DP-12
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A model of the Girls' Frontline character DP-12 (Helena) as a police officer. When held for over 12 seconds, all motion ceases for anywhere between five and thirty minutes, during which a first-person shooter game is played.
Input: One greyscale Polaroid image of SCP-914's setting selector
Setting: Coarse
Output: N/A. SCP-914 refused to activate while the image was in the input booth even after the key was wound.
Input: One greyscale Polaroid image of SCP-914, taken from the doorway of the testing chamber
Setting: Rough
Output: N/A. SCP-914 refused to activate while the image was in the input booth.
Input: One greyscale Polaroid image of the interior of SCP-914's output booth
Setting: 1:1
Output: A greyscale printed image of SCP-914, taken from the perspective of Security Camera 1 on 07/25/2008.
Input: One greyscale Polaroid image of SCP-914, taken while D-4554 removes an object from the output booth
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A white piece of paper with no visible markings. Individuals who stare at the paper will invariably begin describing how "beautiful that picture is". Descriptions of the image vary, usually being blurry, bright images of SCP-914 being used by D-4554.
Input: One fire extinguisher capable to put out class A, B and C fires.
Setting: Fine
Output: One unbranded fire extinguisher, capable of extinguishing fires of any type (chemical, electrical, etc). Any object in which the output has been used on will no longer be able to change its surface temperature, said temperature will be set after the fire has been extinguished. The fire extinguisher cannot be refilled.
Input: One fire extinguisher capable to put out class A and B fires.
Setting: Fine
Output: One fire extinguisher that absorbs oxygen from the surrounding area when it detects any combustion in its proximity. The effects get more potent the more of the substance is present within a radius of 5m. Destroyed for risk of asphyxiation.
Input: One fire extinguisher capable to put out class A fires.
Setting: Fine
Output: One fire extinguisher labeled ''Full discharge''. Upon ignition of a liter of gasoline to test it, the object shot all of its contents (10L of pressurized water) in the direction of the fire, causing minor injuries on Intern Regal’s hand. Remains were found non-anomalous and incinerated.
Input: One fire extinguisher capable to put out class D fires.
Setting: Fine
Output: One ''D-class'' fire extinguisher which has the anomalous effect that when used on any burning object in direct contact with a D-class will immediately extinguish it. This object will be impossible to reignite for the next 24 hours.
Input: One flash drive with a "Clockwork" executable program.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive with an executable program label "Fine", resembling a copy of the input program with only the Fine setting and encrypted by unknown methods. The randomness of the outputs and complexity allowed in the inputs have been increased.
Input: One flash drive with a "Clockwork" executable program.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive with an executable program written in an unknown language, seeming to require two more settings before it accepts an input.
Input: One flash drive with a "Clockwork" executable program.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive with an executable program labelled "EXE-914" and a folder labeled "Results". When the program is executed, a window appears displaying a virtual image of SCP-914 with the input booth open and the settings dial preset to 1:1.
Input: One printed picture of a dog.
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of burnt paper.
Input: One printed picture of a dog.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The aforementioned picture which has been cut and reorganized to resemble the image.
Input: One printed picture of a dog.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One picture of a Sphynx cat. One picture of a Persian cat which has the anomalous effect of been perceived by humans as a picture of a Sphynx cat.
Input: One printed picture of a dog.
Setting: Fine
Output: One animated picture of SCP-999. When held it will cause the subject to begin laughing until contact its broken. While not being interacted with the output will appear to play or rest within the foreground.
Input: One printed picture of a dog.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small animated dog made out of paper, it remained sitting down looking in front until a human interacts with it. The object would perform any simple command given, and upon completion would return to the default sitting stance.
Input: One flash drive containing the program EXE-914 and one flash drive containing multiple software capable of decryption.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing an anomalous program that automatically removes the necessity of passwords or credentials in any software place in the same folder. accessible from the computer executing the program.
Input: A note, reading $Tea > Coffee$, and one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A note, reading $Tea \lesseqgtr Coffee$, and one pencil
Input: A note, reading $Tea \stackrel{?}{=} Coffee$, and one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: A note, reading $=Coftea?$, and a small mug, made from the materials of the pencil. Due to the fragility of the mug, its handle has been broken by the D-Class while they inspected it.
Input: A note, reading $\iiint Tea = Coffee$, and one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: A small folded paper cube. The faces show the letters C-O-F-F-E-E respectively. The cube can neither be opened nor be damaged by any known means. Different attempts to look inside the cube have met with inconsistent results, all of which are related to tea (e.g. the word "Tea" written all over the inside, or an anomalously floating representation of tea leaves made from paper). One used pencil.
Input: A note, reading $(Coffee~Table \nVdash Coffee) ∧ (Tea \stackrel{∧}{=} Coffee)$, and one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: A pencil with a note attached to it, which reads $C \not\subset \not\supset T$. Trying to mix Tea and Coffee in the same room as the output will lead to both fluids disappearing upon contact with each other. The output will anomalously reform itself after being destroyed or disassembled, when unobserved.
Input: A note, reading $(Coffee \not\equiv Tea) ∧ (Tea ≣ Coffee)$, and one pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A note, reading $\{Coffee, Tea\} \nexists$. Tea NOT PRECEDE LOGICAL OR NOT SUCCEED Coffee. Coffee, Tea INFINITY.
Input: One USB
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB containing the sandbox game "Minecraft"
Input: Previous output
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB containing the FPS game "Player Unknown BattleGrounds"
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB containing the action-adventure game "Grant Theft Auto V".
Input: Previous output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One USB containing the strategy game "Hearts of Iron 4", made by the same studio that created the "Europa Universalis" series. Output undergoing testing by Intern Sora.
Input: Note and pen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: hello yes dado make switchy machine go wacky A Class-V cognitohazard (written in Comic Sans MS) that makes the viewer think they are "dado," a POI that makes anomalous pharmaceuticals. Effect wore off after 10 minutes.
Input: Reading glasses, lens made of glass
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pair of glasses, lens made of black, opaque silicon. A gas cloud of pure oxygen is detected in the output booth.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of glasses. Lens are transparent despite being made entirely of silicon monoxide, possibly due to unknown arrangement of silicon monoxide crystals.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of binoculars. Binoculars can zoom in up to 10 million times to observe molecular-sized objects.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pair of binoculars, lens are able to convert light into a single frequency through anomalous means. The zoom dial is now replaced by a dial that sets the converted frequency, ranging from radio waves to gamma rays. D-class personnel instructed to look through the binoculars is now under treatment for radiation poisoning. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: 0.1 m3 scrap metal, 150 cm3 silicon
Setting: 1:1
Output: A simple clock. Does not function properly due to friction between gears.
Input: 0.2 m3 scrap metal, 150 cm3 silicon
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of ten ornate copper-plated steel throwing knives. Exited the Output booth at approximately 30 m/s and successfully pinned attending D-Class to the opposite wall. No injuries, D-Class dismissed and a replacement brought down before testing resumed.
Input: 0.2 m3 brass, 150 cm3 silicon, 2 liters sea water
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A chassis of an unknown model of autonomous machine. At the core is a sealed glass object, later found to contain a previously unknown species of radiolaria, suspended in a nutrient solution with an electrical current running through it. Radiolaria believed to have come from dead bacteria and other small biologics found in the water.
Input: A copy of SCP-1762's documentation
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of SCP-1137's documentation
Input: A copy of SCP-1762's documentation
Setting: Fine
Output: A descriptive list of all extinct vertebrate species and other members of their corresponding genus
Input: A copy of SCP-1762's documentation
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of the first 16 pages of 1762-BOL-1. Viewers display various forms of mental distress until administered with Class-G amnestics.
Input: A drawing of the Devil's Trident
Setting: Fine
Output: A failed paper model of the Devil's Trident