7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: A camera, flipped open.
Setting: Fine
Output: The camera, shut, alongside a series of photos of the camera from a variety of angles sitting atop a large gear.
Input: A camera, flipped open.
Setting: Fine
Output: A rifle scope with a "magazine" containing the undeveloped film slats and a button on top. Pointing the scope at an object and pressing the button simultaneously captures a photo of the object and sends it flying away from the scope at speeds measured at approximately 16m/s. Reloading the "magazine" with other compatible film produces the same result.
Input: A camera, flipped open.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The camera, shut, along with photos of various facility personnel. People not among those photographed were unable to open the camera back up. When one of the persons photographed attempts to hold the camera, it flips open to reveal a mouth lined with extremely sharp teeth and attacks. Object destroyed and remains incinerated.
Input: Above item
Setting: 1:1
Output: (Presumably) one copy of the source code for "I Love You SCP-914: A Very Fine Dating Simulator" uploaded to a storage device, similarly labelled with notepaper. Unfortunately, the storage device is now completely non-functional due to the input connection being of unrecognisable design.
Input: Two CBRN suits
Setting: Rough
Output: Torn remnants and fragments of the input (950 rem detected)
Input: 1 CBRN suit, 1 PWR unit
Setting: Coarse
Output: One heavily damaged and corroded suit, one leaking and damaged PWR unit
Input: Two CBRN suits, one PWR unit
Setting: 1:1
Output: One HazMat suit, one clean-room suit, one BHWR
Input: One CBRN suits, one PWR unit
Setting: Fine
Output: Two suits of unknown make and origin. Further testing reveals that they are impervious to all environmental conditions, contain an internal cleansing unit, and are resistant to firearms and physical damage. One sphere with a high wattage output and concealed control panel. When placed in water, the sphere outputs 3 Gigawatts/hour but was destroyed when water breached the power transfer unit and caused a power shortage.
Input: Two CBRN suits, one PWR unit
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large mechanical spider. The PWR unit has been reshaped into the thorax with the coolant system acting as the circulatory system. The spider's spinnerets produce cables which can be used to power most systems, except branded systems used by some manufacturers. Due to an outer layer of CBRN material acting as chitin, the object is immune to most environmental hazards and can expand the material on its legs to act as a sealed tent. Due to a complete lack of sentience, compounded by the remote found embedded in the pincer analogues, the object has been sent to labs for study, clearing, and possibly reverse engineering to act as mobile support for MTF units.
Input: One thumbdrive
Setting: 1:1
Output: (Presumably) one copy of the source code for "I Love You Captain Silver: A Fishy Dating Simulator" uploaded to an unchanged thumbdrive, similarly labelled with notepaper. Unfortunately, the source code is not executable due to incompatibility with all known operating systems.
Input: One thumbdrive
Setting: 1:1
Output: (Presumably) one copy of the source code for "I Love You Wendy: A Fresh And Never Frozen Dating Simulator" uploaded to a floppy disk, similarly labelled with notepaper. Unfortunately, the floppy disk is unreadable due to adhesive residue from the notepaper.
Input: One thumbdrive
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the source code for "I Love You Ronald McDonald: A Dating Simulator You'll Love" inscribed on over seventy sheets of various flattened sheets of metals in extremely miniaturised text.
Input: One drive.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive, loaded with 2 copies (1 for Linux, 1 for [REDACTED]) of "Foundations of Love," a visual novel described in the readme.txt file as being modeled on various SCPs. No anomalous properties were found.
Input: One drive.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive, loaded with 31.8GB of .png images of various species of birds, including columba livia (common pigeon) and alectoris chukar (chukar partridge). An anomalous property was discovered wherein viewing the photos induced romantic and/or sexual feelings within the viewer.
Input: One drive.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small plastic/metal bird, identified as a miniature fantailed pigeon. Upon the output booth opening, the pigeon ran across the floor at speeds over 45km/h. Pigeon was later found in the break room ineffectively stomping on a packet of [REDACTED]-brand pudding. Pigeon went inert 4 minutes later and has remained inactive since.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A marble replica of the front of SCP-914, with a 2x2x2 cm cube in its input booth. When the marble key is turned, the input booth closes and the output booth opens, despite the lack of a mechanical connection to the key, revealing a smaller marble replica of 914. It is unknown how many times this process can occur. The mason's hammer is slightly damaged, presumably from use.
Input: Previous output
Setting: 1:1
Output: A marble bust of Dr. Veritas with the Foundation motto of "Secure, Contain, Protect" written on the plaque in Dutch.
Input: One HB pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One #2 pencil
Input: One HB pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged HB pencil that increases in length as you sharpen the end, although it grows thinner.
Input: One HB pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One frictionless HB pencil
Input: One kilograms of wood, one carving knife
Setting: Coarse
Output: Twenty-five toothpicks in a container, presumably molded from the carving knife. The container is labeled "914-Brand Toothpicks". Small print at the bottom states, "Use the code on the back and get a copy of I Love You SCP-914: A Very Fine Dating Simulator for free!" No code is present anywhere on the container.
Input: Chess set with the pieces set up for the start of a game.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The above input, with White pawn moved to a legal position.
Input: The above output, computer moved the Black King to a legal position leaving mate in one for 914.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The above input, White Queen moved to a legal position, checkmate.
Input: Chess set with White pawn to e4 as indicated by the machine.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The above input, with Black pawn to e5.
Input: Previous output, computer moved Bishop takes the pawn on f7, check.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The above input, Black king placed sideways, taken as surrender.
Input: One miniature Christmas tree with various ornaments.
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature Christmas tree with various ornaments. Said ornaments will regrow in approximately five hours if removed. It uses available materials suitable for ornament manufacturing in a radius of 100 meters. If the star at the top of the tree is removed, the ornaments will stop their growth and will not continue until the star is returned. Placing a substitute star of the same materials will not restart the anomalous effect. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One set of Christmas lights.
Setting: Fine
Output: One set of Christmas lights that don't generate any light when powered that produce electromagnetic waves outside the spectrum of visible light. Each time the settings are changed they will produce electromagnetic waves with random frequencies. Item incinerated after Gamma rays were detected in one of the configurations.
Input: Five candy canes.
Setting: Fine
Output: One candy cane of the same size as the ones inputted. Further analysis revealed the object to be five times as dense as any of the original canes. The candy cane’s mass will not decrease regardless of the amount consumed, and any part broken or destroyed in any other way will be restored by anomalous means within two to three hours. If more than 70% of the object is simultaneously destroyed, it will restore itself in the pocket of the last person to consume part of it, retaining it's original mass and size. Consumption of the candy cane results in a desire to celebrate Christmas, regardless of the subject's previous feelings or knowledge of the festivity. Item placed in anomalous storage. It is theorised that the materials for the candy canes are slowly reclaimed out of the digestive system of previous consumers.
Input: One wreath.
Setting: Fine
Output: One wreath which, when placed on a door, will change it to a wooden door of the same size. The type of wood making up the new door depends on the original predominant material of the door. So far, the following conversions have been observed:
Input: One Christmas theme snow globe
Setting: Fine
Output: One snow globe of Foundation Site-19. When shaken it will cause snowfall in the corresponding area for the next 6 hours before gradually ceasing. Item placed in anomalous storage to avoid possible damage to said structure.
Input: One mistletoe.
Setting: Fine
Output: One mistletoe with the anomalous property of making any pair of individuals kiss if placed above them. The object has an effective range of two square meters and has been observed to work on six people simultaneously. If an uneven number of subjects is within its range, a random person will be left unaffected. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One present box containing two cans of lubricant oil, one bottle of rust remover, and several bottles of cleaning solution for various metals.
Setting: Fine
Output: One present box containing a plastic representation of a Turing machine and an aluminum bust of Alan Turing, with the inscription “Merry Christmas” written under it.
Input: One bottle.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hollow plastic harpsicord with strings made from the cleaning agent. Strings remain in solid, taut state despite being well above the cleaning agent's freezing point. Further analysis shows that playing a tune on the harpsichord causes a sudsing action to occur on portions of surfaces that are covered in dirt, soap scum, lime, rust, or other common "dirty" elements; the closer the proximity, the more suds are produced. Suds conform to that of the cleaning solution within the instrument, and wiping them off reveals the surface underneath to be fully cleaned. After 17 minutes, the instrument's supply of cleaning solution was depleted. A cap on the top of the harpsichord allows it to be refilled; strings reformed and function resumed after being filled with [REDACTED]-brand All-Purpose Cleaner.
Input: One shredder
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "914 Brand Paper Shredder" with no anomalous properties.
Input: One shredder
Setting: Fine
Output: One industrial shredder. The additional mass from the larger opening has been transformed into more blades.
Input: One shredder
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large box consisting of plastic, steel, Silicon, other trace elements from computational chips labeled "914 Brand Un-Shredder". Any shredded material placed inside, regardless of mass or density, will be completely reconstructed after 10 seconds in the box.
Input: One booklet popular with anti-vaccination groups.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami structure of a children's cemetery, specifically for those who died as a result of preventable disease.
Input: One note with "Hi I'm Researcher Burns and it will be a pleasure to test with you"
Setting: Coarse
Output: One note with a stylized drawing of a flame on it and slight scorching around the edges, one partially empty pen
Input: One 52 card pack
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of torn and burnt playing cards
Input: One 52 card pack
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of rectangular cardstock, one lump of plastic, two equal pools of red and black ink, several small puddles of different coloured inks
Setting: Fine
Output: One pack of cards which have had their edges sharpend and hardened to withstand impacts
Input: One 52 card pack
Input: Plastic toy dinosaur (T-Rex)
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic T-Rex with the ability to move on it own, however only when ordered to do so in a calm voice. Has noticeable difficulty balancing and frequently falls over.
Input: Plastic and metal Hotwheels toy car resembling a 2012 Ford Focus.
Setting: Fine
Output: One unbranded toy car of similar construction resembling a NASCAR. Can only be pushed forward and to the left of the viewer; attempting to move it to the right of the viewer is resisted by a force stronger than fifteen personnel simultaneously.
Input: A wooden nutcracker circa 1922.
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden nutcracker with noticeably increased durability, ease of use, and the appearance of being newly painted and polished. Object is smaller by several milimetres from original input yet mass is consistent.
Input: One 10cm tall JI.Joe action figure
Setting: Fine
Output: One 9cm tall action figure resembling a US Navy Seal circa 2019 with fully articulate joints and no anomalous properties.
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ash, spelling out the words “Very Fine”.
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: Coarse
Output: A crumpled up ball of paper. Contains a drawn image of 914’s setting panel, with Very Fine crossed out.
Input: One piece of paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: A piece of paper, now reading “I will listen blindly to whatever my ‘superiors’ tell me” over and over again. Handwriting is a confirmed match of Researcher Connolly’s.
Input: One very fine piece of paper
Setting: Very Fine Fine
Output: One very fine piece of paper, bearing a very fine cognitohazardous symbol. Upon being viewed, causes the viewer to be very fine unconsciously write very fine words the words “Very Fine” into whatever they are very fining writing.
Input: Above items
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flag of Sweden, one map of the Swedish Empire.
Input: Above outputs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A map of a Swedish Empire which controls the entire Baltic Sea Basin sans Jutland and the Oder, Vistula, Pregolya, and Neman River Basins, in addition to a large colony in North America which extended from the Susquehanna to the Raritan Rivers. Induces an effect where the viewer can only speak in Swedish for three hours.
Input: One Stain-Removal mop
Setting: 1:1
Output: One handheld clockwork vacuum cleaner. Work efficiency estimated at close to 90%, where ten turns of a hand-powered crank generates about fifteen to twenty seconds of sustained suction, depending on cranking speed.
Input: One Stain-Removal mop
Setting: Fine
Output: One "914-brand Dust-Removal Mop". Removes dust and grime with 100% efficiency, leaving Junior Researcher Kai's labcoat spotless after accidentally brushing the edge of his labcoat against the mop. Further testing with D-class reveals that dust is removed with a force of 10 Newtons per 1 cm3 of dust, causing minor damage to delicate fabrics and scalps. Testing D-class terminated after accidental removal of dandruff from scalp resulted in unintentional and forcible removal of portions of his scalp.
Input: One Stain-Removal mop
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small toy fire engine
Input: One cup of water
Setting: Rough
Output: One smashed cup, One puddle of water
Input: One cup of water
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of glass. The air quality is reported to have an above average in oxygen and hydrogen
Input: One cup of water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cup of hydrogen peroxide
Input: One cup of water
Setting: Very fine
Output: One glass cup with no anomalous effects. One glass cup that anomalously fills with water although it drains hydrogen and oxygen out of the air in the room.
Input: One Gundam Model
Setting: Coarse
Output: One disassembled model, with each piece laid on the floor of the output booth in order of size. Previously applied stickers were also stuck to the floor in the same order.
Input: One Gundam Model, with the original box, all excess plastic, and three bags from its original packaging included.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One cardboard box identical to the input. Upon opening the box, one bag of 1cm³ blue plastic cubes and one bag of 1mm³ multicoloured plastic cubes were found inside. The type of plastic and colours of which matched those of the original model. Also inside the box was one bag of stickers, the contents of which promptly stuck together upon retrieval from the output booth.
Input: One Gundam Model. An error during construction has caused the left arm to hang limply in its socket.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Gundam Model. Upon opening the booth, output began anomalously walking towards the door of the containment chamber. Researchers reported hearing melancholic orchestral music playing from an unknown source during this time. For every step taken, one seemingly random piece of the output would detach and fall to the ground. Approximately 52 steps were taken before the legs of the output ceased to function and it fell forward, crawling 3 feet using its arms before breaking apart completely and ceasing all function as the music faded to silence. No further anomalous activity was witnessed during testing.
Input: World map
Setting: 1:1
Output: World map in Gall-Peters Projection (1995, Mecca Meridian)
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: World map in Kavrayskiy VII Projection (Oslo Meridian). The year is written as 2031.
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A world map in Loximuthal Projection. Has an anomalous effect which causes all drawings by compasses to conform to the curvature of the Earth.
Input: One cup of unidentified alcoholic fluid.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One small pile of small plastic pellets, one puddle of water, one substantial pile of sugar, small cubes of canned fruits from which I can distinguish peaches, pineapple and apricots.
Input: One pack of cards
Setting: 1:1
Output: One card game resembling the card game “Apples To Apples”. Profanities have been randomly placed throughout the deck without context. Furthermore, all cards are in black and white only. The original box is also changed and now only possesses the Apple logo on its top.
Input: One pack of cards
Setting: 1:1
Output: The entire pack has been completely translated into Russian with 99% accuracy, with the exception of one profanity.
Input: One pack of cards
Setting: Fine
Output: One card game of very similar nature. However, the title has been changed to “SCPs against Humanity” and features over 400 different SCPs, accessible with various security clearance levels and further jokes about well-known anomalies. The card game is completely safe to play, as no known memetic hazards have been found in the game, although it is highly recommend mandatory that all players undergo amnestics treatment afterwards unless possessing Level-4 clearance or higher.
Input: One pack of cards
Setting: Fine Very Fine
Output: All of the cards in the deck have been replaced with various cognitohazardous symbols. The cards are inert when left alone individually, but when placed side by side, will induce various emotions depending on the symbols used. The title of the box has been changed and simply states “EMOTION” in Comic Sans font with no other information. The effects of viewing a completed pair (a card touching the edge of another card) of two or more cards lasts approximately two minutes.
Input: Three Christmas trees
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 2.5m tall artificial Christmas tree, anomalously pine-scented and pre-decorated with baubles, plastic snow lining and a large golden gear at the top in place of the usual star. The tree has the minor memetic compulsion of making everyone compliment its decorations and quality.
Input: One square meter of wrapping paper
Setting: Rough
Output: Tattered and slightly burnt wrapping paper
Input: One square meter of wrapping paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same amount of wrapping paper as the input, now with a Hanukkah themed design.
Input: Remaining wrapping paper
Setting: Fine
Output: The same amount of paper as the input, but it will now wrap around anything it touches. If there isn't enough wrapping paper to cover the object, the output will stop trying immediately.
Input: One bottle of apple champagne, two packages of bubbles.
Setting: Fine
Output: A nonfunctional water gun made of glass. The cartridge is filled with the champagne. After the D-Class retrieving the output dropped it on the floor, it shattered, and it was discovered that the bubbles and champagne had been mixed to create a small explosion. Testing was briefly suspended to clean up.
Input: Two bottles of bubbles, one roll of streamers.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two empty bottles made of shredded streamers, one roll of streamers made of the plastic from the bottles and the soap mix. The roll is a pastel purple, and flexible enough to hang up. Placed in the break room after proving non-anomalous.
Input: Two bottles of bubbles, one roll of streamers
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon opening the output channel, a loud bang sounded and the streamers flew out of the output booth, leaving a trail of bubbles behind them. Output neutralized when the D-Class retrieving it panicked and stomped on it repeatedly. Remains incinerated.
Input: One box.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One box, "Monopoly (Foundation Edition)." The pieces are modeled after various high-ranking Foundation personnel or infamous SCPs. Properties are replaced with locations at various sites, while the "Chance" and "Community Chest" cards have all text replaced with cognitohazardous symbols directing the player's actions. The "Go to Jail" space reads "Demote to D-Class" while the "Jail/Just Visiting" space is replaced with "D-Class/Just Researching." According to the rules, a player who is demoted to D-Class and fails to "get out of jail" within 3 turns is considered terminated and removed from the game.
Input: One box.
Setting: Fine
Output: A handbag made out of the game materials. The majority of the bag is cardboard with plastic trim. A pewter label on the clasp reads "I.N. Vogue."
Input: One box.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A folded up game board. When opened, it projects a 3D cognitohazardous symbol by unknown means; looking at the symbol leaves the viewer with an intense urge to buy and sell stocks, bonds, properties, and other high-value commodities, while simultaneously imparting knowledge of particular commodities that would give higher profit. Duration of effect currently unknown.
Input: One mixtape
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged mixtape, but all songs have been re-recorded and sung by various members of Site-19 Facility-23 personnel. Of note is "Last Christmas" by Dr. Veritas in the style commonly referred to as "death metal", who has also vehemently denied ever doing such a thing.
Input: The above
Setting: Fine
Output: A dragonfly [DATA SMUDGED]he body is made out of all of the paper is [sic] the output, the ink from the picture used to write █████ Roman's name across the thorax. The velnss [sic] in the wings are lined [DATA SMUDGED] wire made from the locket and chain, and the spaces between are filled in with glass. The remoinder [sic] was gath[DATA SMUDGED] the side.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A "914-brand New Year's Cannon," consisting of a barrel made from cardboard, a pressure and firing chamber containing an anomalous liquid that is always actively carbonated and pressurized and a drawstring trigger, presumably taken from the hat. Visually similar to cannons used during the Battle of Yorktown. One USB drive containing a video montage of the 2050 New Year's celebration. Includes video clips of New York City's ball drop, several parties, holographic firework shows and [REDACTED].
Input: One of the pamphlets
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pamphlet of the Cogwork Orthodoxy
Input: One of the pamphlets
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of a hypothetical scenario involving part of the United States, Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, Cuba, and the Bahamas from our timeline being mass teleported to the world of The Handmaid's Tale.
Input: One of the pamphlets
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same pamphlet, except that the content were rearranged in a manner that results in the Westboro Baptist Church criticizing itself in the manner of Loriot.
Input: The output pamphlet of the Cogwork Orthodoxy
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pamphlet of the Taliban