7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One handgun
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A handgun. If fired at a person, all of their mass will be transformed into a bubble.
Input: One Samsung smart fridge
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A machine labeled “Darby Regeneration Center.”
Input: One rope, tied into a standard slipknot.
Setting: Fine
Output: One rope, tied into a noose.
Input: One rope, tied into a Matthew Walker knot.
Setting: Fine
Output: One rope, tied into a Gordian knot.
Input: 1 suitcase as above
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 black leather backpack
Input: One suitcase as above
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 leather suit case containing a silver coat hanger. The hanger is markedly weak, probably due to the small amount of metal it had to work with.
Input: One suitcase as above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged Exhibits the anomalous property of removing the strongest emotion currently being experienced whenever held
Input: 1 Bible
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded paper and book binding
Input: 1 Bible
Setting: 1:1
Output: The Bibble, every b in the book is doubled
Input: 1 Bible
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The Bible. Exposure to it causes anyone who reads it to have advanced knowledge of the Catholic church, including undisclosed Vatican secrets.
Input: The note
Setting: 1:1
Output: Extremely faded Product Recall notice for "Dar-Be-Gon", on back of the notice was a drawing of 914's dial switched to very fine
Input: "Dar-Be-Gon"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: "Dar-Be-Ceen", when Researcher Festiv picked up the bottle it was yanked out off his hands by an unseen force and proceeded to release its content in the air creating a cloud of cleaning solution. When cloud cleared it revealed Researcher Darby standing there holding the bottle and covered in chemical burns from the extreme acidity of the reaction between "Dar-Be-Ceen" and "Dar-Be-Gon". Researcher Darby was sent to the ICU for chemical burns and the "Dar-Be-Ceen" has been destroyed.
Input: One can as described above.
Setting: Rough
Output: Irregular block of aluminum, Pile of fibrous slush
Input: One can as described above.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Small, hollow sphere of aluminum open at the top similar to a fish bowl, filled with water. Next to the sphere is a fibrous sheet approximately the size of an A4 printer sheet
Input: One can as described above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 can of [REDACTED] brand green beans
Input: One can as described above.
Setting: Fine
Output: One aluminum bowl filled with pico de gallo.
Input: One can as described above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small hearing aid, analysis shows the bulk of materials were replaced with densely compacted fibrous material with the aluminum replacing internal wirings. Displays the anomalous property of translating visible electromagnetic wavelengths into sounds. When given to a D-class they described the overhead lights as similar to a high note similar to a flute whereas the blinking red from the camera was like a quiet foghorn. fMRI scanning was aborted immediately after initiation when the D-class thrashed and ripped out the device. Testing showed complete loss of hearing in the ear wearing the device, though the ear canal was physically intact.
Input: All of the above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small clockwork octopus.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: Multiple clockwork honeybees, powered by an unknown source and flying using methods commonly found in ornithopters. The bees quickly became inanimate due to the high heat production from inefficient design melting the chocolate components.
Input: All above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One animate chocolate cat, life-sized, with a collar made of various watch parts. Object displays intelligence and behavior on par with an average non-anomalous house cat. Object displays no other anomalous abilities.
Input: One iron cube, mental image of iron cube projected by D-3127
Setting: 1:1
Output: One iron sphere, of the same mass and volume as the cube. D-3127 reported their mental image changed into a sphere as well, without being told of the physical result prior. They also reported a feeling of mild nausea due to this.
Input: See previous input.
Setting: Fine
Output: One iron sphere, of the same mass and volume as the cube. D-3127 reported a feeling of distress and an inability to discern between cubes and spheres, with all cubic objects in their sight and mind appearing as spheres. This effect was neutralised by amnestics.
Input: Jr. Researcher Ija Rasclon, hereafter referred to as Rasclon 2. Rasclon 2 was unable to keep their balance and began to crawl away from 914, seemingly repelled from the object by some kind of force.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Jr. Researcher Ija Rasclon, hereafter referred to as Rasclon 3.
Input: Rasclon 1.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Rasclon 2.
Input: 1 Hat
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded fabric
Input: 1 Hat
Setting: Coarse
Output: 100 miniature top-hats
Input: 1 Hat
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Black leather cowboy hat
Input: 1 Hat
Setting: Fine
Output: A signet ring bearing an unfamiliar design. When worn on either hand, it produces an anomalous effect similar to if the wearer was wearing sunglasses. The strength of the sun-blocking effect is strongest when the ring is worn on the ring finger. This effect is also capable of allowing the wearer to look directly at the sun for roughly ten seconds before the effect begins to weaken.
Input: 1 Hat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A black smoke-like ethereal scarf that is only corporeal when not worn or only to the wearer. Wearing this scarf causes it to conform to the wearer's height, drooping along their back long enough to always reach their waist. Occasionally, the smoke from the scarf will make the wearer appear as if they are wearing a suit from the early 1900s. Whether this is an actual formation of the smoke or an anomalous optical effect is uncertain. Contact with the ethereal scarf or the wearer causes people to enter a trance-like state, wherein they act as if they are close friends with the wearer. The possessed would willingly perform any task for the wearer and actively protect them against any threat. It was also observed that the longer the scarf was worn and people were possessed, the more their speech would regress to match early 1900s dialects. Once the wearer removes the scarf, the possessed revert back to normal with no memory of their time possessed. Speech effects linger slightly, but dissipate within a minute.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One solid, featureless cube of chocolate matching the mass of the five chocolate bunnies, one seemingly unchanged pocket watch. Upon retrieving the chocolate cube, any skin in contact began changing in composition to chocolate. This effect spread across Dr. Sheath's hand and arm for seven minutes until the pocket watch was opened from the back. The speed of the pocket watch appeared to determine the speed the chocolate spread, and by reversing the pocket watch's time, the chocolate was able to be removed from Dr. Sheath's body, leaving no traces. Both items have been destroyed without issue.
Input: Documents, Wikipedia page, Symphony No. 7
Setting: Fine
Output: A music sheet titled “Symphony No. 4 in E♭ major, Op. 13”, ostensibly composed by Zena Cho; and a Wikipedia page of Zena Cho. The Wikipedia page described her as a classical music artist with a perfectionist personality, who struggled with completion in her works.
Input: Wikipedia page output, Revenge of the Sith
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Wikipedia pages of the years 1977 and 2005, and a copy of Revenge of the Sith where all actors and actresses are replaced with Korean celebrities active in 2004. The former is not anomalous. The latter, when viewed, it produces a memetic effect where the viewer believes the background music is derived from Korean traditional music. In 15 percent of cases, all affecting women, the viewer would demand the release of SCP-2599 from what they refer to as "political imprisonment".
Input: 1 guitar, 1 amp.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Gibson Les Paul guitar, 1 Gibson guitar amplifier.
Input: 1 guitar, 1 amp.
Setting: Fine
Output: A larger, heavier Stratocaster guitar. The face of the body is constructed out of a speaker and has the amplifier's control knobs on the back side. Amp jack replaced with the amplifier's power cord; functions properly when connected to power.
Input: 1 guitar, 1 amp.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large chest colored like the Stratocaster. Chest is kept shut by a combination lock styled after the amp's control knobs. Upon being opened, a DVD labeled "Sing, Cover, Perform" was found inside. Analysis of the disc found an anomalous property wherein a purely instrumental version of whatever song the person who presses Play is thinking of at the time will start, complete with on-screen lyrics as needed. Additionally, whoever induces the anomaly will find themselves compelled to sing the song in question; no improvements in singing ability have been documented.
Input: One CD
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One DVD titled 'The greatest hits of the SCP Foundation'. This DVD contains several altered pieces of music made by Madness. A few of the changes are shown below:
Input: One Tomb of Horrors module
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Tomb of Annihilation module
Input: One Tomb of Horrors module
Setting: Fine
Output: One origami figurine of each species of monsters in the Tomb of Horrors, excluding Acererak, made from the pages of the module.
Input: One Tomb of Horrors module
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Upon the output booth door opening, an animate origami recreation of Acererak the Demi-Lich from the Tomb of Horrors module emerged. The figure began laughing maniacally before raising its hands and drawing in every piece of paper in the room towards itself, absorbing them upon contact. Security personnel in the room began shooting it with water guns, causing visible damage to Acererak. The figurine, estimated to be 1.5 meters tall at this point, turned towards the guards and began turning pieces of paper into several slivers of paper, which were then hurled at the guards and Researcher Gailen before being shot in the head by a guard using the water gun sniper rifle. Minor paper-cuts were dealt to 3 Security Personnel and Researcher Gailen.
Input: Wood, Steel, Paper
Setting: Fine
Output: A large cylindrical barrel-like container with an opening through the wall at the bottom. A handle- like appendage is present on one side. A folded piece of paper reading “Jeff the mug cat” is present above the opening. Notably, the opening is too small for Olive to pass through.
Input: All of the above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small humming-bird made of chocolate. The chocolate eggs appear to have no anomalous properties. However, despite the bird being made of chocolate, it functions extremely similarly to an ordinary hummingbird. It lays roughly 12 chocolate eggs a day when fed with sugar, coco powder and milk.
Input: One copy of "Borderlands", One ███████ brand laptop
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An small animate figure of the character "CL4P-TP", upon exiting the output booth it greeted Dr. Artium by saying "Hello Traveler!!" it then proceeded to speak with Dr. Artium for two minutes before deciding to dance. Upon further examination of the output booth several components of the original laptop have been left apart most likely considered by 914 to be unnecessary.
Input: One copy of "Borderlands 2", One ███████ brand laptop
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A mask resembling the face worn by the main antagonist of the game "Handsome Jack". Like the last test upon examination of the output booth there were multiple extraneous computer parts belonging to the original laptop.
Input: One copy of "Tales From the Borderlands", One ███████ brand laptop
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A replica and seemingly working version of the "Echo Eye" used by the character "Rhys" Throughout the game. Strangely though, there was also an unfinished prosthetic arm belonging to said character.
Input: All 73 Bibles.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One massive booklet, total mass equaling that of all 73 Bibles. Each page of the booklet contains 73 copies of a regular page of the Bible, some rotated in ways that allow them all to fit.
Input: The previous output.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One 19kg sheet of faux leather, one 6589cm x 19cm roll of paper, 361 fluid ounces of ink, 19 ounces of gold-colored paint.
Input: Aforementioned vial of ferrofluid
Setting: Fine
Output: One glass sphere filled with ferrofluid. Testing revealed that the ferrofluid is attracted to magnetic sources approximately 30 times more intense than normal ferrofluid.
Input: Nesting doll
Setting: Fine
Output: A small wooden figure resembling Researcher Darby. Labeling states it is a "Russian nesting Darby." The doll splits vertically into consecutively smaller Darbys. The final doll contained a small inanimate wooden honeybee. Notably, the Darbys were painted and modeled to look further injured as the layers were opened, progressing into a nearly unrecognizable corpse.
Input: AK-47
Setting: Fine
Output: Two LAR Grizzly Win Mag MkV pistols. Testing showed that all bullets fired from these pistols attain speeds of 3████ m/s.
Input: "21 Guns" single, photo of Dr. Nukea
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single called "17 Guns", ostensibly by a band named "Suns of O'Donnel". The lead singer's voice has been confirmed to be that of Dr. Nukea, while two of the backing vocalists have been identified as Prof. Wren and Researcher Darby.
Input: Photo of Dr. Nukea
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate photo with a note written at the back stating an expiration date of 05/05/2019. The photo contains a short message from the Grizzly entity (dressed in a black gown) to Dr. Nukea, stating that despite having never interacted with him beyond hello/goodbye, she believes that Dr. Nukea has "always been a kind person", and that he will "forever be missed". This message repeats itself once every three hours.
Input: Puzzle
Setting: Fine
Output: A 800-piece puzzle depicting Intern Lunar placing a porcelain mug in the input booth with the former 'additional panels' set to "Animal". A different set of 60 pieces are missing.
Input: The synthesizer.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A synthesizer with 12 white keys and 7 black keys on it. D-class instructed to test the instrument out. The keys produced the following notes from left to right (number denotes octave, with 0 being the lowest the human ear can detect): E-flat 0, A-sharp 1, F 3, etc. Each key also had a progressive volume increase of 19 decibels and was accompanied by a 361hz square wave; D-class was given earplugs before pressing the 4th key, and sound dampening equipment was moved into the room before testing continued. D-class complained of an earache after pressing the 8th key, then began bleeding profusely from multiple facial orifices. D-class terminated, testing ceased. Upon being switched off, the synthesizer folded itself into a cube, 19cm in diameter on each side.
Input: One copy of 17 Again
Setting: Fine
Output: One DVD with a montage of funny and notable moments from Dr. Nukea's lifetime.
Input: One note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One note emblazoned with a single yellow star. The note appears to be emitting the song '19' by Paul Hardcastle, which seems induce PTSD upon those in its hearing range, with stronger cases held by those who have already fought in wars or other battles beforehand.
Input: Puzzle pieces
Setting: Fine
Output: A small paper nameplate with the words "Junior Researcher Lunar" printed on it. Foundation personnel viewing said nameplate will be compelled to believe that Intern Lunar has been promoted to Junior Researcher on 29/04/2019.
Input: The door.
Setting: Fine
Output: A metal case made out of the metal of the door, held shut by the door lock and handle. Inside was a katana 1.329m in length. Analysis of the blade shows it was somehow folded 19 times, leaving it highly durable but with no usable edge. The handle is wrapped in leather made from the inner door handle.
Input: 1 kg of ground beef
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of an empty foothill, the words Ground Beef are seared into the meat.
Input: 1 portion of salt as above
Setting: 1:1
Output: 30 grams rock salt
Input: 1 portion of salt as above
Setting: 1:1
Output: 30 grams pickling salt
Input: 1 portion of salt as above
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 Cube of salt
Input: 1 portion of salt as above
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 tetrahedron of salt, microscopic analysis shows the crystal structure has been forced from cubic to tetrahedral. Specimen has been sent to the geology department for further analysis.
Input: 1 portion of salt as above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 salt viking weilding an axe that, when the output opened, leapt out and began swinging at the face of the D-class charged with collecting the specimens. Specimen was destroyed when Dr. Peters dumped a full mug of coffee over it.
Input: Above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cognitohazardous picture of SCP-3000 that bore similar, albeit considerably weakened effects to the actual SCP. There was a doodle of a "heart" next to SCP-3000. It took two hours and 10 agents, but the image was eventually burned.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: One crumpled photograph of Researcher Darby. Exited booth at speeds upward of 120 M.P.H. and passed straight through Dr. Beiderman, who was pronounced dead when medical personnel arrived. Of note, Dr. Beiderman did not appear to have human organs when dissection began. Investigation into the fate of the "real" Dr. Beiderman, if there ever was one, is ongoing.
Input: Sketch
Setting: Fine
Output: A monochrome photo of a woman skiing near Graz, Austria, dated 08/08/2008. The appearance of the woman matches that of Cassy as depicted by SCP-978.
Input: Photo of Dr. Cleveland
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of Dr. Cleveland travelling in Riga, Latvia, prior to joining the Foundation. The photo was dated 19/04/2013, with "19" being in boldface. The photo has a memetic property which causes people to remember what they were doing exactly four years before joining the Foundation, and what they were doing exactly nineteen years ago, as vividly as possible.
Input: Photo of JR Rasclon
Setting: Fine
Output: A cognitohazardous photo depicting three JR Rasclons mauling one another. When viewed, the viewer splits into three entities. The effect lasts for nine hours before two of them vanish.
Input: Of June
Setting: Fine
Output: A CD, containing a recording dated 06/06/2026. The recording details (purportedly the President of the United States) Elizabeth Warren's reaction to a series of nuclear strikes.
Input: The bucket.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic urn, Grecian style, filled with white paint. Upon the output booth opening, the urn fell over, causing a series of small paint-creatures began crawling out of it en masse; the object and its behavior proved consistent with that of SCP-019. The creatures proved immensely hostile, attacking Prof. Wren on site. Hostilities were thwarted by security personnel 2 minutes later when the object and the creatures were destroyed via a full-power blast from the "H2O-9000" water gun created in a previous experiment. No further anomalous properties noted in the paint or the remains of the urn. Security personnel treated for minor injuries caused by recoil from the water gun.
Input: The urn's remains.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of plastic dust.
Input: All of above
Setting: Fine
Output: A cube of 300 grams of a black material, which expelled a black toxic gas.
Input: Results from the last test
Setting: Fine
Output: A large specimen of corvus corax (common crow), apparently composed of the previous material.
Input: 1 chainmail hauberk
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 17 steel envelopes each containing an embossed letter written in the style of "send this to so many people or…" chain letters. Notably, each number has been replaced with 17. Each letter has the memetic property where the reader believes the contents and tries to "forward" the letters to others. 1 D-class and 3 guards were affected before anmestics were administered and the letters moved to specimen storage.
Input: 100 grams of aquamarine
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small cup made of aquamarine containing aquamarine powder
Input: 100 grams of aquamarine
Setting: Fine
Output: A disc made of aquamarine that will induce hallucinations in whoever comes in contact with it, causing them to percieve everything as being 'made of aquamarine'. Actual vision is unaffected, and opaque objects will not become transparent under the effect.
Input: 100 grams of aquamarine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A perfectly formed hexagonal aquamarine rod. When one end of the rod is pressed with a human finger, a high-energy beam of infrared light will be emitted from the other end, which almost ignited the opposing wall.
Input: One glass, 30 ml of human tears.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Pieces of glass, a small block of sodium and a mixture of hydrogen, chloride and oxygen gas.
Input: One glass, 30 ml of human tears.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The liquid was unchanged, but the glass had the words “sea water” engraved on it’s surface.
Input: One glass, 30 ml of human tears.
Setting: Fine
Output: One glass, 30 ml of blood.
Input: 101 Ways to Boil Eggs
Setting: Rough
Output: Ripped pile of paper.
Input: "Thai Food Recipes"
Setting: Coarse
Output: Pile of paper and a puddle of ink.
Input: "101 Ways to Boil Eggs" and "Thai Food Recipes"
Setting: 1:1
Output: "101 Ways to find a Curse" and "Curse breaking for Dummies".
Input: "101 Ways to Boil Eggs" and "Thai Food Recipes"
Setting: Fine
Output: "101 Ways to boil a chicken man" and "SCP-3199, A detailed explanation"
Input: "101 Ways to Boil Eggs" and "Thai Food Recipes"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A "Cookbook", recipes included are "Researcher Alfredo, Wren Waffles, Calloway Chops, Vodka Veritas Cocktail, Stan Steak, Lunar Cheese, Darby Dumplings, Jeff Cake, Hort-Burgers, Beiderman Brautwurst, ect." At the back of the book is a list of Discontinued Recipes such as "Anton and Anchovies, Nukea Nuclear Cocktail, and Wasabi covered Westrin". On the front and back cover is a memetic symbol that causes viewers to attempt to create the recipes included. Due to a possible similarity to [REDACTED] "Cookbook" was sent to incinerators to be destroyed but vanished mid-transit along with D-35456 who is presumed to be at large.
Input: Tissue sample
Setting: Fine
Output: One wax sausage.
Input: Mucus Sample
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A martini glass full of a clear liquid. When given to a D-class personnel the subject immediately collapsed and was pronounced dead, however on the way to the morgue the subject regained conciseness and started impersonating Dr. Mensa. Subject was later terminated after an interview. Analysis of the drink reveals it is composed of one half Dr. Mensa's DNA and one half a substance with an impossibly high alcohol content that would immediately cause alcohol poisoning.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Rough
Output: Multiple small fragments, at a temperature of -123°C. From the way the fragments are broken it appears the rod has been chilled, reheated, then put under high pressure on both ends.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Coarse
Output: 4 rods of variable sizes , analysis identified them to be made of Nickel, Iron, Chromium and Carbon. Each rod kept the same proportions as the original.
Input: One of the above
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 steel mug on which is engraved the face of Freddy Mercury. Mug is smaller than average, likely due to material restrictions.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: A shrapnel explosion, noise reportedly similar to a thunderstrike, D-1904 suffered broken bones and bleeding, both internal and external and was sent to medical emerency.
Input: One of the above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The rod, apparently unchanged, when put in contact with anything, the rod will halt all electric circulation . When D-0431 picked it up, she promptly collapsed and died, due to necessary muscles not being activated and to the complete cessation of brain activity. Rod was successfully recovered with the use of gloves, as it seems to only apply to what directly touches it. Now placed in anomalous containment.
Input: One mechanical pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 'Pilot' brand mechanical pencil. The pencil's body is colored red.