7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Box of darts
Setting: Fine
Output: Pile of modified darts. The rubber tips appear to have been melted and hardened into slugs fitted into foam casings. The bottoms of the casings are designed to compress air going in and launch the slugs at high speed. The amount of rubber needed to create a slug that fit the casings appears to have been borrowed from other darts, as there were fewer output darts than input and a small pile of foam was found in the output chamber. Slugs cannot be refit into their respective casings after being fired.
Input: See Above
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plastic sculpture of a scarab beetle and a plate of aluminum, 1/4" thick, with a sun pattern engraved on it.
Input: 1 iron bar, 1 circle drawn on A4 paper.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 iron plate, with an anomalous symbol drawn on it. When viewed, it produces instant headaches, and forces all personnel to tell their view of the truth for an unknown period of time. The paper is suspected to be inside of the plate.
Input: 35,353 plastic toy Soldiers
Setting: 1:1
Output: 53,335 Smaller plastic toy Animals
Input: 24,982 plastic toy Soldiers
Setting: Fine
Output: 6,245 plastic toy Tanks
Input: 700,000 plastic toy Soldiers
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 7 2 Meter tall plastic soldiers fully armed and equipped for battle. Exited output chamber upon finishing procedure and made their way to Researcher Darby and placed themselves into formation. They then proceeded to salute Researcher Darby calling him commander and requesting orders until they were disarmed by facility guards.
Input: Aforementioned bracelet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small metal orb, roughly 2 cm in diameter, capable of flight and vocalization, entered a vent grate and disappeared. Has not been captured.
Input: Shirt
Setting: Fine
Output: A lump of burning cotton, a small square of cotton with the sigil for "The altar stone of an abandoned temple" drawn on it in using the same material as used for the sigils on the original shirt. Aforementioned shirt and square of cotton. Surveillance records show that the shirt burst into flame 2.33 seconds after being dispensed. The sigil was copied from the cotton square onto a sheet of paper, which also caught fire. Square is currently contained in a fireproof box in an anamalous object ward.
Input: 1 apology note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A note with an anomalous symbol on it. The symbol can only be seen by Sr. Researcher Calloway. According to Calloway, it contained a cognitohazard that forces the person who sees it to defecate immediately.
Input: 1 note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A note reading, "████████████".
Input: 1 note
Setting: Fine
Output: A note reading, "[5/914 PERSONNEL ONLY]".
Input: 1 note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sheet of paper, paper apparently details SCP-001.
Input: All above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 severely deformed "action figure". Appears to be all three Deadpool figures melted together. Object was animate, but couldn't move too far due to the severity of the deformations. There was also a note reading "Here u go" in thin strips of melted plastic.
Input: DVDs
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same DVDs but The Doctor's clothes, instead of appearing multi-coloured as in the original, appeared to have gained a blue hue.
Input: DVDs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Caucasian male closely resembling Colin Baker in the character of The Doctor strode in an elegant manner out of SCP-914 before proceeding to act out all the actions that their character took in the show. This didn't last long however as they were shot after attempting to suffocate Researcher [Redacted] and terminated during what can only be described as their "Regeneration".
Input: Personnel file
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 piece of paper, with a 'poop emoji' drawn on it.
Input: Personnel file
Setting: Fine
Output: The personnel file for Dr. Veritas
Input: Personnel file
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami model of Researcher Calloway. When stood on its feet, it walks in circles, while making repeated fart noises.
Input: One Calendar circa 2019
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Calendar circa 9102
Input: Map of the world circa 2019
Setting: Fine
Output: Paper Mache Nuclear mushroom
Input: Voyager II disk copy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged Unknown
Input: One 2 Terabyte hard drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged Hard Drive now acts as a matter containment device, Device specifications (Storage: 500 Meters2) has been inscribed on packaging along with the Apple logo.
Input: The Novel
Setting: Fine
Output: A collage image of a Martian "Tripod" from ripped up segments from the novel, the background made from the pages of the book and the Tripod figure made from the front and back covers as well as the spine of the book. In the bottom left corner of the image is what is guessed as the signature of SCP-914.
Input: The Novel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An approximately 24cm high Tripod figure made entirely out of the materials of the novel walked out of SCP-914's output area and proceeded to fire paper darts at anyone in its vicinity. Dr. Spoon and one other Researcher only received minor paper cuts before the paper tripod was shot by one of the guards present in the testing chamber; investigation on the remains of the Tripod revealed several intricate mechanisms which no-one in Site-█ knew what to make of.
Input: 4 aforementioned books
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 bucket comprised of paper and binder's board
Input: The hand cream.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 plastic jar of unidentified lotion. Dr. Talcite tried some of its content on her skin, and she described the feeling as “a sense of burning”. The content was later examined, and revealed to be pure glycerol.
Input: 1 note labeled, "I'm sorry for whatever I did."
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 note with a smiley face drawn on it.
Input: 1 note labeled, "What did I do?"
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 note with a frowning face drawn on it.
Input: 1 note labeled, "Can we be friends?"
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 note with a smiley face drawn on it.
Input: One Matter Containment device
Setting: Rough
Output: Shattered mass of wiring and metal
Input: One blueprint of the human body
Setting: 1:1
Output: One blueprint of The Earth
Input: One Thesis on Von Neumann probes
Setting: Fine
Output: One Digital Copy on the Thesis made out of extremely compressed paper.
Input: .17m3 of Steel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Steel Human, Male, says his name is [REDACTED] and that he has no Idea how he got here. Subject is to be moved to Humanoid containment and if no further research is revealed, melted down for scrap.
Input: Toy pistol
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Plastic device bearing a similar shape to a handgun. The "gun" has modified speakers mounted on the front and a functioning trigger. See testing below.
Input: 1 USB drive containing an "Apology recording"
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 USB drive, containing a copy of "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley
Input: 1 grenade
Setting: 1:1
Output: A focused blast, directed at Researcher Calloway. No equipment was damaged, but Researcher Calloway suffered broken ribs, as well as severe blunt-force trauma.
Input: Researcher Syeda
Setting: Fine
Output: A humanoid entity that has properties similar to that of a puppet. The knees and elbows resemble round, bulbous spheroids constructed out of a flesh/[REDACTED] concentrate. The forearm is capable of moving around these bulbs using specific placement of cartilage and thigh tissue. The subject's mouth resembles that of a "nutcracker", capable of moving up and down when stimulus is applied to the subject's stomach area. A steady stream of saliva consistently exits this mouth. Before expiring, the subject vocalized "and all the players a stage" to 5 nearby security guards that were attempting to neutralize it.
Input: Helmet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visually unchanged bicycle helmet, with the exception of the brand name missing from back. When worn by a D-Class Personnel, the helmet appeared to release spikes into his head, causing excruciating pain. Subject did not expire, however. Attempts to remove the helmet showed that the subjects' head was completely immune to trauma. Subject was terminated and the helmet was retrieved. Placed in anomalous item storage.
Input: A tomato
Setting: Fine
Output: Slices of the tomato that resemble the number two, two boys, and two letter Os made out of a tomato. They were made of the tomato that was put inside it. The slices could be “put back together” to make the original tomato.
Input: As stated above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Beehive sculpted out of clay. When disturbed, several clay honeybees flew out of multiple hidden holes on the hive's surface. They appear to have been flying through anomalous means. The bees were unable to sting any of the personnel present due to the softness of their material, but they were able to fly into them at high speeds. This tactic would cause the bees to destroy themselves, but left large welts on the personnel's skin. The beehive was eventually destroyed by security. Analysis showed that the structure of the hive was a complex series of tunnels and empty honeycombs.
Input: One piece of paper, stated above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A smaller, thicker piece of paper resembling a blue "reverse" card from the card game UNO.
Input: One red "reverse" card.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One yellow "skip" card.
Input: One yellow "draw two" card.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "wild card" card, with a marking on the green portion.
Input: One "draw four" card.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "draw five" card appearing in the style of an Uno card. No such card is known to exist in any standard ruleset.
Input: Four "draw four" cards, the "draw five" from the previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five cards from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh!, each card making up part of "Exodia the forbidden one."
Input: One unsharpened pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: One sharpened pencil
Input: One sharpened pencil
Setting: Coarse
Output: One sharpened pencil featuring the 'Power Rangers' on the sides. Writing quality appeared to be fine, however, the eraser just smudges the graphite and makes a mess.
Input: One sharpened pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pencil possessing a broken tip
Input: Blu-ray disk containing all Twilight movies.
Setting: Fine
Output: A blu-ray disk containing the entire Underworld series. Upon further examination, a note within the case of said disk reading "NO" was found, in the place of a printed digital download code.
Input: Printed copy of "My Immortal" fanfiction.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hardcover copy of a book titled simply "HOW TO WRITE". Pages completely blank. Experimentation revealed that if a reader viewed each page within the book, they were suddenly compelled to write. Several D-Class subjects were instructed to read the book, and each produced within several hours a full draft of a fictional story with an incredibly detailed plot. Permission of further research on book and possible classification as an anomaly of its own requested.
Input: 1 American flag attached to a thin wooden pole
Setting: Coarse
Output: A Betsy Ross-styled American flag with the same dimensions of the previous flag with several small tears in it.
Input: 1 American flag attached to a thin wooden pole
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the United States of America made from the cloth of the flag, and attached to an outer rim of wooden poles to hold it in place.
Input: 1 American flag attached to a thin wooden pole
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Confederate flag with the same dimensions of the previous flag.
Input: 1 American history textbook
Setting: Fine
Output: A book on the topic of slavery, war, and violence throughout the world's history.
Input: 1 phone
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 flip-style phone, with a series of texts in the inbox. Each text has several lines of code, which correspond to a color image of SCP-1471-1, standing uncomfortably in a small room.
Input: 1 phone
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Samsung-brand smartphone, with SCP-1471 installed. Images sent from SCP-1471 are confirmed to retain their anomalous properties, but SCP-1471 appears confused in such images.
Input: 1 phone
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 smartphone, with SCP-1471 installed. Upon opening the app, all instances of SCP-1471-1 are missing from all received images. Images do not have their anomalous properties. Upon reaching the final image, several instances of SCP-1471-1 are seen, seemingly arguing with each other. Exposure to the final image causes the subject to immediately contract the final stage of SCP-1471.
Input: 1 phone, Dr. Amastov
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 smartphone, with SCP-1471 installed, along with Dr. Amasov's corpse. All instances of SCP-1471-1 are replaced with Dr. Amastov. Upon viewing the images, the usual anomalous properties are noted, with SCP-1471-1 being replaced by Dr. Amastov. Class-D testing has shown that Dr. Amastov retained his sentience, and is able to converse with affected personnel.
Input: Terracotta Soldier
Setting: Rough
Output: Pile of clay shards and dust
Input: Terracotta Soldier
Setting: Coarse
Output: Neatly disassembled and arranged on floor of booth
Input: Terracotta Soldier
Setting: 1:1
Output: Egyptian Anubis statue (Shrunk to size)
Input: Terracotta Soldier
Setting: Fine
Output: Terracotta Soldier
Input: Terracotta Soldier
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Animate Terracotta Soldier, Exited output booth with a confused expression until seeing Researcher I. Darby. It then moved in an aggressive manner while yelling early Chinese, upon reaching Researcher I. Darby it proceeded to assault him until it was crippled by security personnel and put into containment. Researcher I. Darby suffered several broken bones and has been sent to the infirmary while the Terracotta soldier is interrogated.
Input: SCP-914 Containment Procedures
Setting: Rough
Output: Ripped and crumpled pile of paper
Input: SCP-914 Description
Setting: Coarse
Output: Pile of shredded paper and small puddle of Ink
Input: SCP-914 Addendum
Setting: 1:1
Output: SCP-294 Addendum
Input: SCP-914 Experiment Logs
Setting: Fine
Output: SCP-914 Experiment logs sorted by Author, Reaction Type (Did it explode, change shape, improve, or mess with peoples minds?), and ethnicity;
Input: Output from Previous test
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Paper Mache Model of SCP-914 that unfolds to reveal current information on SCP-914 when asked verbally.
Input: Mentioned above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An extremely bright light consisting of [REDACTED] Lumens, which faded after 15 seconds, revealing a CD with the cover art resembling that of Half life 2, but the 2 was replaced with 3. When inserted into a disk drive, an image with the word: “NOPE” appeared on screen, followed by a noise resembling human laughter.
Input: Flash drive with computer virus
Setting: Fine
Output: Computer virus on the flash drive. When plugged into VirUs designated testing computer, the virus somehow managed to connect to the SCP database (how it did so is being investigated). While active, it changed the formatting of several files, as well as edited certain words. Said edited words usually involve the word "virus". Virus was contained to it's 914 experiment log, and not deleted for testing purposes.
Input: "The King Must Die"
Setting: 1:1
Output: Title was changed to "The King Should Probably Die". Text within was unchanged.
Input: "The King Should Probably Die"
Setting: 1:1
Output: Title was changed to "The King Should Probably Die, But Not Right Now". Text within was unchanged.
Input: "The King Should Probably Die, But Not Right Now"
Setting: 1:1
Output: Title was changed to "The King Doesn't Feel Like Dying Right Now, Ask Him Again Later". Text within was unchanged.
Input: "The King Doesn't Feel Like Dying Right Now, Ask Him Again Later"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Title was changed to "The King Is Going To Die Sooner Or Later". Text within was changed in which the "King Horse" died on the battlefield instead of being sacrificed.
Input: "The King Is Going To Die Sooner Or Later"
Setting: Rough
Output: Title changed to "The King Has Already Died You Fool". Text within was changed to that of "The Bull From The Sea", the sequel to "The King Must Die".
Input: One of the aforementioned books.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A book titled "The Richard Delusion" that claims to have been written by YHWH. The contents of the book are an argument that Richard Dawkins does not actually exist.
Input: One of the aforementioned books.
Setting: Fine
Output: An unlabeled book containing scripts for every episode of Star Trek, a propaganda project launched by the Foundation to spread misotheistic and pro-scientific ideals under the cover of a science-fiction franchise.
Input: One of the aforementioned books.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A colony of small animate humanoids made out of paper and ink who worshiped the attending staff as their "creators". After six hours the entire population was destroyed in a religious war. Notably, like all items output by SCP-914, their memory was limited to seconds after the "Output" booth was opened.
Input: 1 Mech Blueprint, 1 Ton of Steel, 1 AI Cores
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Blueprint of Site-██, .90 Ton Pure Iron, .05 Ton Diamond, .05 Ton Unidentified, 1 AI Core of a different model.
Input: 1 Mech Blueprint, 1 Ton of Steel, 1 AI Cores
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 Steel Cube with Paper accents, (AI Core implanted inside)
Input: 1 Mech Blueprint, 1 Ton of Steel, 1 AI Cores
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Unarmed Automatic Mech
Input: Box of Chocolates
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Miniature feminine humanoid produced entirely from chocolate.
Input: The Aforementioned CD
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A CD with 10 copies of The Unforgiven 1-10 on it. To date Metallica has only produced 3.
Input: The CD with The Unforgiven 1-10 on it
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A CD with The Unforgiven 1-100 on it
Input: The CD with The Unforgiven 1-100 on it
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A CD with The Unforgiven 1-10,000 on it
Input: The CD with The Unforgiven 1-10,000 on it
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A CD with The Unforgiven 1-1,000,000 on it
Input: The CD with The Unforgiven 1-1,000,000 on it
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A CD with The Unforgiven 1-1e+12 on it
Input: One office lamp
Setting: Coarse
Output: A disassembled office lamp, with the components sorted based on size.
Input: One office lamp.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An office lamp, seemingly unchanged. Turned on, it appears to block light reaching the retinas of all organisms within a 5 meter radius, effectively blinding them until they move out of its range.
Input: One office lamp.
Setting: Very fine (D-Class Personnel was employed to retrieve and test the result).
Output: One office lamp. When activated, it emits Gamma radiation. D-Class Personnel expired due to acute radiation poisoning. Notably, when the lamp was deactivated by remotely controlled drone, all traces of radiation dissipated immediately, unlike normal Gamma radiation which can linger for centuries.
Input: Can of Onion Powder
Setting: 1:1
Output: Tear Gas Grenade
Input: Output From Previous
Setting: 1:1
Output: Mustard Gas Grenade
Input: Output From Previous
Setting: 1:1
Output: CS Gas Grenade
Input: Output From Previous
Setting: 1:1
Output: Agent Orange Grenade
Input: Output From Previous
Setting: 1:1
Output: Incendiary Grenade
Input: Output From Previous
Setting: 1:1
Output: White Phosphorus Grenade (Ring Pulled)
Input: One ceramic gnome
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ceramic figurine of an elf.
Input: One ceramic gnome
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ceramic figurine of a goblin.
Input: One ceramic gnome
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ceramic gnome, initially thought to have no change to the original output. However, after Researcher Nyka retrieved it, the figurine became animate, pointing a finger at them and uttering a laugh before instantaneously vanishing. Current whereabouts are unknown.
Input: 100 identical florescent light bulbs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One very large florescent light bulb
Input: 100 identical florescent light bulbs.
Setting: Fine
Output: 46 identical incandescent light bulbs filled with florescent gas. 22 of the bulbs subsequently collapsed due to the pressure differential between the gas inside and outside the bulbs.
Input: 100 identical florescent light bulbs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One floating sphere made of plastic and metal surrounded by a sphere of glowing gas. Moving the sphere with tools (as the heat produced by the object made physically touching it impossible) caused the sphere of gas to move with it. The gas remained anomalously stable during transport, remaining in a perfect sphere around the core at all times, regardless of the speed or direction of transport.
Input: One copy of Half-Life
Setting: Rough
Output: One copy of the Half-Life fan game Hunt Down The Freeman
Input: Picture of MT Johnson
Setting: Fine
Output: 10cmx10cm Picture of Cave Johnson from Portal 2. Upon viewing the picture, the subject is compelled to say "Cave Johnson, we're done here." and exit the room.
Input: One copy of Portal 2
Setting: 1:1
Output: No change A copy of Portal 2, but the voice of and all images of Cave Johnson have been replaced by the voice of and the face of MT Johnson.
Input: 1 note, reading "I'm back, 914."
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 note with a decorative heart drawn on it.
Input: 1 note, reading "Did you miss me?"
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 note with Researcher Calloway's name, heavily decorated.
Input: 1 note with Researcher Calloway's name, heavily decorated.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 piece of paper, with a cognitohazardous symbol drawn on it. When a subject views it, the subject immediately feels the compulsion to rhythmically bang their head on a wall.
Input: One aforementioned ampoule
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 40 grams of green liquid metal. Identified to be an anomalously stable isotope of Francium. Melting point consistent with predictions, as was its extremely violent reaction with water when tested.
Input: $200 in bills and a note reading "Could I trade this for a model kit of that blue robot cat from that Toonami anime a few years back, please?" with a caricature of the aforementioned "robot cat."
Setting: 1:1
Output: 2 $100 bills folded into origami tigers and a note reading "No Zoids for you!" with a caricature of someone getting slapped with a spoon.
Input: One replica 914 dial panel
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 914 dial panel with settings in reverse order. "Very Fine", "Fine", "1:1", "Coarse", and "Rough".
Input: One replica 914 dial panel
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 914 dial panel. The dial can move to three positions, labeled "Animal", "Vegetable", and "Mineral".
Input: One replica 914 dial panel
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 914 dial panel. The dial can move to four positions, labeled 'Curious', 'Malicious', 'Insightful', and 'Jovial'.
Input: One paper
Setting: 1:1 with the "mood" panel on Jovial original panel was replaced with the mood one after turning the dial to 1:1.
Output: A slip of paper that folded its self in to a paper airplane. It makes a whistling sound when thrown.
Input: One mug
Setting: Animal mood panel was replaced with the "attribute" one after turning the dial to a blank spot.
Output: An animate cat mug with the mouth of the mug on the cat's back. Cat seems to enjoy being filled with a liquid. This however, is a hazard if the liquid is hot, as the cat still will roll around on its back possibly ruining papers or causing burns. It also seems to enjoy knocking things off of desks as well as sleeping on keyboards.
Input: 1 standard playing card deck
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 deck of Uno playing cards
Input: 1 standard playing card deck
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 deck of playing cards depicting various well-known animals such as lions, tigers, baleen whales, squids, and gorillas
Input: 1 standard playing card deck
Setting: 1:1
Output: Twenty-six dice with red dots and twenty-six with black dots. Dice had varying numbers of dots up to ten or letters including A, J, K, and Q.
Input: 1 standard playing card deck
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 deck of playing cards depicting various humanoid anomalies and researchers
Input: 1 standard playing card deck
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A deck of cards. When one is turned over to display its face, it will display the face of a random card.