7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One aforementioned "Furby"
Setting: Fine
Output: One "Furby", visually identical to the input. The output's "eyes" will follow the nearest person, regardless of physical obstructions or battery power in the electronics. People observed have described feeling "watched", even when they are unaware of the object's existence, or of its eyes following them. Incinerated.
Input: One aforementioned "Furby"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One animate robotic leviathan, many times larger than the input. Exited the output booth and terminated retrieving D-Class, as well as entire research and guard team. Broke through the roof of the research cell and exited Earth's atmosphere. Containment efforts and subsequent neutralisation efforts failed. Foundation secrecy lifted on ██/██/████, resulting in numerous Keter-class SCP objects breaching containment in the following chaos. Output reversed direction upon reaching a distance of 0.3 light-years away from Earth, currently believed to be increasing in velocity. SCP classification granted ██/██/███, assigned Apollyon object class on ██/██/████. Object projected to impact Earth within ██ days, resulting in an XK-Class End of the World scenario. Foundation resources fully focused on terminating output, likeliness of success estimated at 9%. One visually unchanged "Furby." When the output booth opened, Researcher [REDACTED], the transcriber for the test, was afflicted with a strong memetic effect that caused him to believe the output was a malicious, reality-warping serpent. Amnestics administered, output incinerated.
Input: The first book
Setting: Fine
Output: One book titled "What could go wrong… when using SCP-914". Notable examples included "Putting SCP-173 in SCP-914 on Very Fine" and "Putting an atomic bomb in 914 on Very Fine", the latter being somewhat similar to "Putting uranium in 914 on Rough". Some pages following particularly irrational/dangerous testing suggestions are burned off.
Input: The second book
Setting: Fine
Output: One book titled "What could go wrong… Kai Edition!" Notable extracts included "Report a test with bad grammar immediately" or "Be Beauvillier".
Input: The third book
Setting: Fine
Output: One book titled "SCP-914 Safety Notice: How To Avoid Being Killed By Your Outputs"
Input: One sheet of notebook paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: A pen and a sheet of notebook paper with a cognitohazard drawn on it that will compel those who view it to write and type all numeric digits as numbers regardless of their context. The effect wears off after seven hours and is not mitigated by amnestics.
Output: Two scissor halves
Input: One pair of scissors
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pair of miniature gardening shears
Input: One pair of scissors
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of visibly sharpened scissors, but it is to be noted that any attempt to cut materials other than cardboard has been so far met with failure
Input: One pair of scissors, one pointer stick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pointer stick, with an additional 5cm-length of metal on the end. Pointing the stick at anything within 3m of the stick will anomalously create cuts at that point similar to those made by scissors. D-98635 suffered minor wounds after the stick was pointed at them. Stick incinerated. Remains non-anomalous.
Input: One clock
Setting: 1:1
Output: One oversized pocket watch
Input: One clock
Setting: Fine
Output: One clock that runs twice as fast. Contact with a subject’s skin speeds up metabolic processes within the subject, often causing tachycardia and hyperventilation. Incinerated.
Input: One clock
Setting: Very Fine
Input: A photo of Research Director Dr. Veritas.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami statuette; the base reads "World's Greatest Juggling Act" in 12-pt. Helvetica. An anomalous property of the photo-statuette causes those who view it to regard Dr. Veritas with increased esteem or, in Dr. Veritas' case, to experience a reduction of fatigue, stress, and anger.
Input: A photo of Security Chief Sedna.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami "sheriff's star" badge. An anomalous property of the photo-badge causes those who view it while Security Chief Sedna is within 7 meters of the object to be compelled to confess their most recent wrongdoings to him; the closer he is to the object, the stronger the compulsion.
Input: A photo of former Researcher Darby.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of a clockwork woman playing a fiddle. An anomalous property of the photo causes the viewer to percieve the former as SCP-914 and the latter as former Researcher Darby.
Input: A photo of Prof. Wren
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 3-dimensional photo of Prof. Wren engaging a creature resembling SCP-682 in mortal combat. Flipping the photograph around 360 degrees clockwise, back to front, causes the photo to change slightly; flipping it the other way causes it to return to the previous iteration.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Rough
Output: A puddle of molten iron.
Input: One slightly damaged iron cube
Setting: Rough
Output: A severely damaged iron cube, with one additional scratch.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Rough
Output: Identical output. The cube was located in the right side of the output booth.
Input: Three kilograms of brass, one litre of oil, one note reading “sorry for that”
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An extremely complex, oil powered clockwork pigeon composed of more than 3000 individual pieces that carried a note in its beak. The pigeon flew towards Dr. Hort, landed in front of him, and opened its beak. The note became an origami butterfly, which briefly touched Dr. Hort's forehead before becoming inert.
Input: One slice of carrot cake
Setting: Rough
Output: A perfectly round pastry, analogous to a carrot cake that has been crushed into a mixture where the crumbs are evenly mixed with the icing.
Input: One Fiddle.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A traditionally styled Scottish bagpipe, with the usually cloth bag instead fashioned of delicate wooden fibers. When played, the bag buckled under the pressure and was torn in half.
Input: One novelty mug.
Setting: Fine
Output: An ornately sculpted chalice engraved with designs of shamrocks and assorted foliage. When drank from, subjects reported a hint of Guinness flavoring. Object is currently under decontamination protocols.
Input: One plastic cauldron, thirty coins wrapped in gold foil.
Setting: Fine
Output: A detailed sculpture of a leprechaun made from chocolate. When cut open, an accurate, albeit downsized, replica of human internal structures could be seen. The skeleton holding up the sculpture consists of dense, sturdy plastic, with organs and tissue structures made out of fragile sheets of metal. Object melted during examination. Remaining materials placed into storage.
Input: One tweed jacket.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A fabric hand capable of autonomous locomotion. Upon exiting the output chamber, the hand sought out D-23951 and repeatedly pinched their arm, creating 3 minor puncture wounds. Upon containment and transport by security staff, the hand saw a sudden shift towards docile behavior when in proximity to the green celebratory banner located within the Facility 23 break room. It broke free and latched to the banner, hiding behind it, displaying possible panic or desperation. Output forcibly recontained and incinerated.
Input: Five rubber cubes.
Setting: Rough
Output: Pile of shredded rubber shards
Input: Five bouncy balls.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two piles of material, one pile is composed of fragments of red paint and the other is composed of rubber fragments
Input: Five bouncy balls.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five red rubber cubes.
Input: Five rubber cubes.
Setting: Fine
Output: One large rubber cube.
Input: Five bouncy balls
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two rubber balls similar to SCP-018 and a small cube of non-anomalous rubber
Input: A photo of Researcher Darby
Setting: Coarse
Output: A photo of former Researcher Calloway, on fire.
Input: A photo of Researcher Darby
Setting: 1:1
Output: A photo of SCP-914's exterior
Input: A photo of Researcher Darby
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of all research and administrative personnel in Facility-23, dated 01/11/2019. All personnel who has since left are highlighted on the photo.
Input: A photo of Researcher Darby
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged photo, with a cognitohazardous effect which causes the viewer to remember every event that happened in Facility-23 from the point they joined the SCP-914 research team.
Input: Above item.
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB drive containing a 1GB mp4 file simply titled “let me take a fry at this”. The video is that of the character Philip J. Fry from the TV show Futurama animated in a high resolution format assembled in ASCII style. The video shows the character doing the “default dance” from the game Fortnite along with a very low resolution copy of the signature music. Viewing the animation causes all viewers except those immune to memetic hazards to experience a brief yet complete lapse of sanity for the duration of the video. In some cases causing short outbursts of non-violent insanity, misery, and suicidal thoughts for those with great knowledge of internet memes.
Input: One copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of DOOM Eternal
Input: One copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One miniature plastic fishing rod that displays no anomalous abilities whatsoever. One miniature plastic model of a random featured object in Animal Crossing. The model morphs into a different object every time it is passed to a different person.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Rough
Output: Multiple shards of plastic and metal, displaying visible signs of heat deformation
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Coarse
Output: One disassembled USB drive. Upon reassembly, the USB drive was discovered to have been wiped.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unchanged USB drive, but the “Hello World.” programme has been rewritten in Java
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged USB drive, but the output of the programme has been replaced by an ASCII water droplet
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged USB drive. When the programme was run, the computer "bluescreened". The standard error text was replaced with multiple instances of "Hello World." Further analysis revealed that the programme had deleted multiple crucial startup files.
Input: One bar of soap.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A bottle of hand sanitizer containing liquid soap. The exterior is made of soap.
Input: One bar of soap.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, animate model of a pangolin made of soap. It is neither alive nor sentient.
Input: One bar of soap.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A bar of soap that removes, in an 8 cm radius, the outer layer of any organic matter that touches it. Incinerated.
Input: One flyer for the play “Five Women Wearing the Same Dress.”
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami model of the character Mindy McClure from the play. This is, notably, the role Williams’ daughter would have played.
Input: A pair of socks
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of socks that repels all liquids. Starts to resist being worn after the slightest amount of sweat is produced by the feet, making it impractical to wear.
Input: A pair of socks
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of socks possessing a cognitohazard which prevents the wearer from removing them, usually because they are "too comfy".
Input: A pair of socks
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pair of wet socks that are impossible to dry off.
Input: One spool of green fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One green dress, stated by testing staff to smell like "a freshly mowed lawn". During testing, the object was found to anomalously manufacture glucose when exposed to UV light. When worn by a human, the dress transfers produced glucose directly into the wearer's veins. The dress appears to create these sugars from carbon dioxide and water located in the surrounding air. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One spool of orange fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One orange scarf that maintains a constant temperature of twenty degrees, regardless of surrounding conditions. Wearers describe it as "warm" and "cozy." No other anomalous properties noted, output screened and donated to staff break room.
Input: One spool of purple fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One purple dress shirt. No anomalous properties noted. Anomalously causes its wearers to receive a donation of $1000 from the Foundation bank reserve, three days after putting on the outfit. This effect is repeatable, and is recreated each time the attire is worn by a living human, regardless of whether they have previously worn it. Funds returned to Foundation reserve, output incinerated.
Input: One floppy disk
Setting: Rough
Output: Shards of plastic and a small pool of various melted metals
Input: One floppy disk
Setting: Coarse
Output: An empty floppy disk case with all the components lying next to it sorted by size
Input: One floppy disk
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plastic sheet A stack of 40 small plastic sheets measuring 21x29.7 cm, with a thickness measured in atoms. Plastic sheets disintegrated on removal.
Input: One floppy disk
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged floppy disk, anomalously permanently covered by a small film of pure water. Object stored in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One floppy disk
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly unchanged floppy disk. Upon picking it up, D-64381 immediately collapsed. Medical staff discovered that his spinal discs had anomalously become soft and malleable.
Input: All above items
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small box television that showed the end screen of the game (upon completing 8-4) attached to a slightly smaller generator, One NES controller attached to the console, one DVD disc. DVD disc is now stored in Intern Craft's office.
Input: Aforementioned katana
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sheathed katana. When removed from its sheathe, the blade anomalously generated a rapid series of explosive shock-waves. Released energy was focused in the direction the sword was drawn, resulting in a portion of the test chamber wall being destroyed. The testing D-Class's wrist, as well as the blade itself, was shattered by the rapid release of energy. D-Class expired from internal bleeding caused by fractured bones, remains of sword non-anomalous.
Input: One decoder wheel
Setting: Fine
Output: One apparently colorless marker. Any text that has been highlighted by the marker will appear to any person observing it as a series of Latin letters arranged in words and sentences. The words do not correspond with any known language.
Input: One printout
Setting: Fine
Output: One printout of the "Yellow Plague disease 2057" Wikipedia page. The page details the specifics of a currently unknown, highly infectious virus. The page describes the collapse of most governments due to a high casualty rate, as well as the Foundation breaking the Veil in order to preserve society. No such page currently exists on Wikipedia.
Input: One printout
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami USB drive. Inserting the drive into a computer anomalously infects the computer with a random virus. All viruses were noted to be pre-existing ones. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One Tangram puzzle, "square" configuration.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Small piles of paint fragments, and seven small piles of sawdust arranged in the seven shapes of the original puzzle.
Input: One Tangram puzzle, "square" configuration.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Tangram puzzle, in a configuration resembling that of a house.
Input: Above output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Tangram puzzle, in a configuration resembling that of a person walking.
Input: Above output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Tangram puzzle, in a configuration resembling that of a bird.
Input: One Tangram puzzle, "bird" configuration.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small wooden sculpture of a bird, seemingly composed of the shapes in the original puzzle. Object is animate, and ceaselessly made high-pitched chirps at Dr. Card at a volume of roughly 100 dB.
Input: Map of Udmurtia
Setting: 1:1
Output: Map of Tula Oblast
Input: Photo of Victor Kalashnikov
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of Mikhail Kalashnikov, dated 1989. Several people are visible in the background, including his children.
Input: Ultimatum #2
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Spanish-language novella, titled En la Sombra del Toro (In the Shadow of the Bull). The story details a world where a large meteor hit the Earth in 2009. Set in Andalucia in the year 2039, the plot revolves around a group of people who are in charge of retrieving artifacts from the ruins of Seville, and rediscovering the traditions of the region.
Input: The aforementioned revolver, one note,
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unchanged note. One revolver, modified to accept bullets with lower caliber than input. Five chambers loaded, each with a bullet one fifth of the original bullet mass.
Input: The toothbrush
Setting: 1:1
Output: A brushtooth. Similar appearance to a toothbrush, but induces a compulsion in any viewer to clean the brush with their teeth. The effect lasts until line of sight is broken.
Input: The teddy bear
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A teddy bear. Possess a memetic effect causing the viewer to instantly regress to a mental age of 5. The effect lasts proportionally to the age of the viewer.
Input: One polypropylene model of the COVID-19 virus.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One polypropylene model of the SARS-CoV virus.
Input: One polypropylene model of the COVID-19 virus.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: No visible change. Upon touching the result, Dr. Richardson immediately started asphyxiating. A medical staff member was called upon to retrieve and quarantine Dr. Richardson. Later health analysis showed that Dr. Richardson has anomalously developed COVID-19. Result incinerated.
Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: 1:1
Output: A folder, containing a copy of the SCP-1730 exploration logs.
Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: Fine
Output: A booklet, containing a log of all SCP-914 tests done in January 2020 (Tests 914-1334 through 914-1418). The papers are noticeably thinner, and the folder has been repurposed into the booklet's cover.
Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: Coarse
Output: A torn copy of the SCP-682 termination logs, 4/682 clearance. One of the logs, detailing an attempt using a memetic kill agent, did not happen in this universe. Said attempt was equally unsuccessful, and only resulted in a brief incapitation of SCP-682, while killing the researcher involved.
Input: One post-it note
Setting: Rough
Output: A small pile of ashes.
Input: One post-it note
Setting: Coarse
Output: Shredded paper. Results consistent with industrial paper shredders.
Input: One post-it note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A post-it note with a sketch of a bird on it.
Input: One post-it note
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged post-it note. When unobserved the note would teleport itself on to the back of the nearest human. Result incinerated.
Input: One post-it note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A live fish of indeterminate species. An origami fish. Viewers of the output are affected by a cognitohazard that causes them to believe that the origami is a live fish. Object placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One nose and wig
Setting: Fine
Output: An unchanged nose and wig. A nose and wig that, once put on, cannot be removed by any means. A nose and wig that, once put on, cannot be removed if the date is April 1st.
Input: Aforementioned Sharpie
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged Sharpie that, when used to make a mark on any surface, anomalously creates an incision on the traced location. This effect only occurs when a lasting mark is left on the surface, and an incision will not be made on materials ink is unable to adhere to.
Input: One of the the above replicas
Setting: 1:1
Output: A model of the sonic screwdriver used by the 10th Doctor
Input: One of the the above replicas
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of the sonic screwdriver used by the 11th Doctor. Can extend, light up and buzz when the button is pressed, despite there being a complete absence of any detectable power source. Occasionally shocks the user, even when buttons are not pressed.
Input: One of the the above replicas
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged model of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver. When the button is pressed, all personnel within a 5m radius immediately experience a sense of disorientation and nausea, with most losing their sense of balance.
Input: One iPhone X with games
Setting: Fine
Output: The same phone, but rooted. The PUBG Mobile account on the phone has been banned for exploiting bugs, while the Girls Frontline account has been banned for illegal unlocking of character costumes.
Input: One iPhone X with games
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Huawei P20 Pro. The phone contains a compressed file titled "operation galahad by dado.b1". An attempt at unzipping the file has resulted in the phone shutting down. The phone has been sent to secure storage.
Input: One iPhone X with games, one iPhone X with music
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An iPad Air, considerably lighter than a item of this build. The only contents of the iPad Air are a hybrid game merging the characters of Girls Frontline with the game mechanics of PUBG Mobile, and 31 cover albums by either Set the Charge or Ankor, corresponding with all 31 albums by Queen, Ghost, Type O Negative, or System of a Down, but sung in the style of a fictional band. The game is nonfunctional due to being region-locked on April 4, 2020.
Input: One Blu-ray disc
Setting: 1:1
Output: One DVD of the music video for "Wonderful Rush", a song from idol group µ's.
Input: One Blu-ray disc
Setting: Fine
Output: One toy train, visually similar to the steam locomotive shown in the music video. The toy train has a plastic, rainbow-like trail at the back.
Input: One Blu-ray disc
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One directional pad. Dr. Chiyoda pressed the forward button for 5 continuous seconds, during which, no anomalous effects were apparent.
Input: One whoopee cushion, approximately 23 centimetres in diameter
Setting: Fine
Output: One seemingly identical whoopee cushion. When inflated and sat on, it produced a noise exceeding a volume high enough to shatter several windows in the nearby office. Intern Sora suffered from a ruptured eardrum and severe internal bleeding, and has been sent to the infirmary.
Input: One shocking gum toy
Setting: Fine
Output: One shocking pen. When an attempt is made to use the pen, the user will experience a high voltage shock. Results from testing with D-class personnel ranged from mild stings to cardiac arrest. The power source behind the shock current is unknown.
Input: Above sticky note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sticky note that reads "hi back i'm dad"[sic] on it.
Input: Above mug
Setting: 1:1
Output: One mug with a logo of a pine tree growing out of a mug and the words "Scenic Ceramics Productions" printed below the logo. The bottom of the mug states that it was manufactured in "Subsite 23 [REDACTED], Florida" by the company "Cogs, Gears, and Interns" or "CGI". Other than these changes, the mug appears to be unchanged.
Input: One liquid eyeliner pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One liquid eyeliner pen as manufactured by a different brand
Input: One powder blush container
Setting: Fine
Output: One small tube with a stick of powder blush stored inside. The tube functions similarly to a standard tube of lipstick in that it has a rotatable bottom that can be used to slide the blush stick upwards as it is used. Has no anomalous properties.
Input: One tube of lipstick
Setting: Fine
Output: One tube of lipstick that, when applied, anomalously causes the wearer’s lips to become sealed together. The effect wears off after two to four hours.
Input: One foundation palette
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One “Foundation” foundation makeup palette. Applying foundation from the palette has the anomalous effect of making others who see the wearer believe that the wearer is a certain SCP depending on which shade is applied. The effect wears off once the foundation is removed.
Input: An Austrian Coat of Arms
Setting: 1:1
Output: An Australian Coat of Arms
Input: One USB stick
Setting: Fine
Output: An inanimate plastic model of a rat.