7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One mechanical pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: One unbranded mechanical pencil with a transparent body. The spring is located at the tip of the pencil rather than near the eraser. Pushing in the eraser activates the pencil, causing the spring to visibly heat up. This reaction melts the loaded graphite rod, allowing it to flow and mark surfaces similar to ink. How the spring manages to heat, or how the graphite is able to melt in standard pressures is still unknown.
Input: One mechanical pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One candle-shaped object. The body is made of plastic, while the wick is a composite of rubber, graphite, and metal. When lit, the candle quickly melted and spilled over the table. On examination, the melted remains had formed into what Junior Researcher Roa was thinking of writing next - this output log.
Input: One mechanical pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One intricately crafted pencil, inlaid with fine patterns of rubber and metal. The word 'Freezer Burn' is imprinted along the side. Graphite automatically extends from the tip to maintain a constant length of 2mm. Markings made with this pencil spontaneously erupt into grayish flames after approximately 15 seconds. These flames cause a super-cooling reaction with any materials they touch, but do not appear to spread beyond the initial contact point. The markings shrink as the flames burn until both disappear.
Input: 3 sheets of paper, 5 ounces of ink.
Setting: Fine
Output: A monochrome, photo-quality image of an adolescent girl at a party.
Input: 19 sheets of paper, 19 ounces of ink.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single 915.37cm x 1294.59cm sheet of paper, folded into a self-interlocking shape that took Prof. Wren 22 minutes to fully unfold. Upon being fully opened, the inside was revealed to contain only a note, reading as follows: "Paranoia test concluded."
Input: Photo of Prof. Wren
Setting: Fine
Output: Photo of Prof. Wren and Researcher Darby singing onstage at Dr. Nukea's funeral. When shown to anyone who were present at Dr. Nukea's funeral, he or she would recall all memories shared with Dr. Nukea.
Input: Photo of Dr. Beiderman
Setting: Fine
Output: What can only assumed to be a photo of Dr. Beiderman and D-1618 sharing a kiss in Wollongong, Australia. The photo is dated 12/05/2019.
Input: 1 vial containing 20 ml of krypton.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pile of aluminium nitrate, a pile of strontium.
Input: 1 vial containing 20 ml of krypton.
Setting: Fine
Output: A cloud of a compound of silicon, oxygen and krypton.
Input: 1 vial containing 20 ml of krypton.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Upon opening of the output booth, a white flash of over 13,000 lumens filled the room, burning Dr. Hort’s corneas. The vial was empty and unchanged.
Input: One copy of Macbeth
Setting: Rough
Output: Lumps of leather alongside piles of shredded and burnt paper.
Input: One copy of Macbeth
Setting: Coarse
Output: One standard white paper cup filled with a reddish type of liquid. Chemical analysis shows it to be a sample of 'bad luck'.
Input: One copy of Macbeth
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Titus Andronicus.
Input: One copy of Macbeth
Setting: Fine
Output: One altered copy of Macbeth titled 'Clocks'. Analysis reveals it to be almost identical to the original play aside from several assets being changed and the characters being replaced with Foundation personnel. Macbeth has been replaced with Dr. Clocks, Lady Macbeth has been replaced with Prof. Wren and King Duncan has been replaced with Veritas.
Input: One copy of Macbeth
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three miniature models of what appeared to be witches made entirely out of paper and slight traces of leather. When Dr Clocks approached them, they yelled out 'Hail thee, █████ Clocks, Senior Researcher.', 'Hail thee, █████ Clocks, Site Director.' and finally 'Hail thee, █████ Clocks, Foundation Administrator here on out!' before being immediately being terminated by security personnel.
Input: One Copy of ‘1984’
Setting: Rough
Output: Shreds of paper and cardboard in a puddle of ink
Input: One Copy of ‘1984’
Setting: Coarse
Output: A sheet of cardboard, a stack of paper and a puddle of ink.
Input: One Copy of ‘1984’
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Copy of ‘Fahrenheit 451’ By Ray Bradbury
Input: One Copy of ‘1984’
Setting: Fine
Output: One Copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ By Harper Lee
Input: One Copy of ‘1984’
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unmarked book that when read shows the individual reading it their ideal story. Book has been placed in the break room.
Input: The Globe
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One levitating model of Earth. The model has an anomalous inner core made of the iron from the globe's bearings that creates a small magnetic field capable of sustaining a small gaseous atmosphere. Small colonies of normally airborne bacteria are placed in heavily foliaged areas. All bodies of water normally present on Earth are also visible.
Input: Metallica album, "Ride the Lightning."
Setting: 1:1
Output: A miniature bicycle. Touching the bicycle causes an electrostatic shock, regardless of location.
Input: Metallica album, "St. Anger."
Setting: 1:1
Output: A model of a "poo" emoji made of plastic.
Input: Metallica album, "Reload."
Setting: 1:1
Output: Album by a band called "DOS", titled "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Disc inside reshaped to a 5.25 floppy disk; no data found on it by any means.
Input: Metallica and San Fransisco Symphony album, "S&M."
Setting: 1:1
Output: A CD containing a PDF copy of the Kama Sutra in 17 languages.
Input: Metallica album, "Black."
Setting: 1:1
Output: Acillatem album, "White." Songs on new album are the same as the input, only played in reverse and performed by female artists.
Input: The glasses.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Same pair of glasses, initially appearing unaltered except for the frames and lenses being lightly tinted blue. Further testing revealed that, by rubbing a finger along the top of the frames, a variety of visual modes could be accessed, including infrared vision, a "life-force vision" that showed an "aura" around living creatures, and over 200 modes that serve no useful purpose, including what Prof. Wren described as "Bacon-vision" which functions similar to the "life-force" vision but showed the aura around pieces of bacon instead. Tapping the sides of the frames returned the visual mode to normal.
Input: Chunk of uranium
Setting: Coarse
Output: Three 3.33g chunks of uranium, each retaining the original ratio of isotopes.
Input: Chunk of uranium
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 10g chunk of uranium, in a different shape to the input.
Input: Chunk of uranium
Setting: Fine
Output: A 10g chunk of uranium with a fluctuating ratio of isotopes. The chunk of uranium possesses the anomalous property of constantly shifting the position of the uranium-235 inside it. This has been observed to work even when the chunk was separated into multiple discrete pieces, with the uranium-235 apparently moving between the pieces.
Input: Chunk of uranium
Setting: Fine
Output: A chunk of uranium, which was glowing brightly enough to blind D-5396. The glow dimmed considerably in the next two hours, and researchers entering the chamber found that the uranium was emitting electromagnetic radiation near-equally across the electromagnetic spectrum between the wavelengths of 1cm and 1nm. This emission reduced the half-life of the uranium to only 20 minutes, causing it to glow intensely and decay rapidly. D-5396 is being treated for radiation poisoning. The short half-life of the material caused it to decay into non-anomalous isotopes quickly enough to be stored in the same manner as non-anomalous radioisotopes.
Input: Aforementioned items.
Setting: Very fine
Output: A black triangle A black, somewhat triangular object that attached itself to R. Dross after an attempt to remove it from the output booth. The object promptly turned on, displaying what appeared to be the eyes, mouth, and nostrils of the protogen.
Input: Meteorite sample
Setting: Fine
Output: A long metal pole composed of the iron-nickel alloy, topped with a large faceted peridot crystal. Polishing revealed that the Widmanstätten patterns were still present in the metal.
Input: Burrito
Setting: Fine
Output: A burrito filled with smashed vegetables. A bright flash of over 9.500 lumens was visible when the output chamber opened, injuring the retina of D-7438 (who was used to open the output chamber) permanently.
Input: One Boeing 737 engine.
Setting: Rough
Output: One mangled and scorched Boeing 737 engine.
Input: One Boeing 737 engine
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several piles of engine components and a bucket of fuel
Input: One Boeing 737 engine
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two Rolls Royce engines.
Input: One Boeing 737 engine
Setting: 1:1
Output: One liquid fuel booster (bell nozzle).
Input: One Boeing 737 engine
Setting: Fine
Output: One Steel mannequin dressed in heavy plate armor reminiscent of medieval German armors. Mannequin is armed with several blades arrayed around its body and is posed as if to ambush whoever enters the booth.
Input: One Boeing 737 engine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Seven miniature jet fighters that upon SCP-914's output door opening, flew out and attacked Researcher Darby to no effect due to crashing into Researcher Darby's blast shield. Inside the output booth, 13 more planes were found. They seemed inoperable until Researcher Darby attempted to collect them, upon which they self-destructed, fracturing several bones of both Darby and surrounding security personnel.
Input: Map of Moscow Oblast
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One humanoid made of paper. When D-27183 attempted to retrieve the output, the humanoid proceeded to yell in Russian, with vocalizations reaching 85 decibels at minimum and 145 decibels at maximum, causing moderate damage to D-27183's left ear. Result incinerated.
Input: All of the items stated above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: █████████ ██████ ████ ██ tablet ████ ███ ███ ███ ███ ██████ “914 Brand Miracle ████”. Underside of ██████ has the █████ “Cures all ███████ and allows █████████ to ██████████ █████████ successfully learn ██ ███.” After analyzing the output, it ██████ clear ████ 914 combined the oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and hydrogen into █████ ███ and ████ a new ████████████ and ██████████ drug ████ ███ █ previously thought impossible ████████ ████████. ███ ██████ ████ storage locker 27█ in Site-19 non-anomalous storage. █████ reverse engineering is possible, █████ ██ ██ ██████ ██ make more.
Input: Piece of paper.
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami paper airplane, capable of anomalous flight, and "painted" with ink nose art depicting a gear. Wings proved to be very sharp. D-69021 admitted to infirmary for paper cuts on the webbing of his fingers. Object placed in secure storage locker.
Input: Piece of paper.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small cartoon depicting an anthropomorphic cockroach in a lab-coat using a large amount of scientific equipment on the "pinky" toe of a much larger mechanical entity, superficially resembling "Abhoth", from the Cthulhu Mythos, created by H.P. Lovecraft.
Input: One crowbar, One note.
Setting: Fine.
Output: A thin, steel bar covered in metallic feathers. , torn pieces of paper.
Input: Phone charger, industrial battery pack, note.
Setting: Very fine.
Output: Trapezoidal prism-like device, with no outstanding markings save for a indication of positive and negative charges. Object fit perfectly into visor, boosting capabilities and features.
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 souvenir T-shirt, XL size, from the San Diego Zoo.
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 souvenir T-shirt, XL size, from the Broadway musical "Cats."
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 plain white T-shirt, XL size, with an unusual symbol on it. Symbol does Knott contain any anomalous properties. a memetic symbol on it. Viewing the symbol causes the viewer to briefly feel compelled to spell all homonyms of "not" as "Knott."
Input: 1 Duracell Battery (No charge)
Setting: Coarse
Output: Multiple minute blocks of steel, and other metals.
Input: 1 Duracell Battery (No charge)
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Energizer AA battery
Input: 1 Duracell Battery (No charge)
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 AA battery of unknown manufacturer. It can hold half as much power in it, but can handle higher voltages.
Input: 1 Duracell Battery (No charge)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged
Input: Aforementioned items.
Setting: Very fine (performed by D-Class)
Output: Random shapes with no correlation to input Modifications for R. Dross's visor. Modifications materials consisted of a compound created by combining certain input materials, including a paper and graphite pulp.
Input: Aforementioned items.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photo of O5-1, appears to have been taken through a firearm scope. One piece of paper, with the message "checkmate" written in bold lettering. One pencil. Site-1 has been put on lockdown until it is determined whether or not the photo is fabricated.
Input: UNKNOWN ITEMS
Setting: Very Fine (Speculation)
Output: A 6 cm tall robot that danced in place for 45 seconds before ceasing function. Of note is that a speaker on the robot played a voice clip saying 'Eureka! It worked!' over itself before falling apart. The inside was made up of clockwork pieces, as well as a note written as follows:
Input: Above item
Setting: Fine
Output: No physical changes, but when lit; the scent has been described as a pasta type smell.
Input: 1 Wine Glass
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 crystal pint glass
Input: 1 Wine Glass
Setting: Fine
Output: A crystal statuette of a sobbing boy.
Input: 1 Wine Glass
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged. When D-23546 went to retrieve the glass, she immediately started acting like she was intoxicated. Proceeded to attempt seducing Dr. Mensa, who was visibly uncomfortable. Upon guards attempting to retrieve D-23546 she became very agitated and attempted to attack a guard, after which she was terminated. Output was later moved to anomalous item storage.
Input: Aforementioned items.
Setting: Fine
Output: One balloon like instance resembling a Tardigrade As the amount of matter inside the water, in addition to the water itself, is minimal, the instance floated and was nearly entirely translucent.
Input: 2 kg of steel, 2 kg of wires, 1 box of gears, 1 visor Module, AI core, high end computer.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Equilateral pyramid with the ability to hover. Object is sentient, and follows Researcher Dross, even teleporting short distances to get to him.
Input: AI core, 1 module.
Setting: Fine.
Output: A second trapedoidal modification, with an AI assistant, referred to as Cayde. Researcher Dross became visibly upset after talking with the AI.
Input: Remaining objects
Setting: Very fine
Output: A dark gray jacket, made of a soft cloth thought to be woven from the carbon and iron in the steel. Small square panel on the back of the jacket with an unknown purpose.
Input: Arkose sandstone
Setting: Fine
Output: A levitating cube composed of a granite-like stone material. When in contact with a human subject, the cube will vocalize the word "SAND" in a loud, high-pitched voice.
Input: Shale
Setting: Fine
Output: A stack of 256 rectangular stone tablets composed of various silicate minerals. Each sheet depicts a memetic image via arrangement of mineral crystals. Viewing said image will project a certain idea into the viewer's mind. Examples include: "Apple", "Fluorescent Lightbulb", "Crosswalk", and "Motorcycle". The sheets are completely safe to view. An ordered list of the ideas is available on request.
Input: Limestone
Setting: Fine
Output: A large ovaloid rock resembling the shape of a lime fruit. Mineral composition is unchanged.
Input: Chert
Setting: Fine
Output: A round table with three legs, composed entirely of silica. The legs of the table have multiple concave patterns resembling multiple species of siliceous marine organisms.
Input: Laterite
Setting: Fine
Output: A large, dark-colored mug containing a small faceted ruby inside. Upon inspection, the ruby has been shown to be a single crystal that has been grown while being limited in size to the 'faceted' shape.
Input: Anthracite coal
Setting: Fine
Output: An extremely detailed coal sculpture of a tree log.
Input: Aforementioned wastebin
Setting: Fine
Output: All the papers in the wastebin were replaced with images of Jr. Researcher Kramer with the word "Trash" stamped over them in red ink
Input: Statue
Setting: Fine
Output: One model of the Ryugong Hotel, 1:400 scale. Despite the choice of materials making up the original statue, the model neither showed mind-affecting properties consistent with telekill nor the subjective conciousness-suppressing properties of SCP-1427, instead playing all songs associated with Canadian hip hop artist Drake.
Input: Sample of filament fur.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Small pile of metallic feathers of the same composition.
Input: A wrist-communicator toy.
Setting: 1:1
Output: At first glance, the same wrist-comm, but with a flip-up face that reveals a watch underneath. The numbers on the face are placed in reverse order and the hands run counterclockwise, but otherwise the watch functions normally.
Input: A wrist-comm.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same wrist-comm. The interior of it has been altered to function as a short-range radio that broadcasts and receives on a frequency of ████ Hz and has a maximum range of 17 kilometers. Increased functionality causes the battery life to run down significantly faster.
Input: 2 defunct modules
Setting: Rough
Output: Pile of scrap metal. Inspection revealed that they were destroyed by incineration.
Input: 2 defunct modules
Setting: Coarse
Output: Dissected piles of metal, wires, and unknown technological components.
Input: 2 defunct modules
Setting: 1:1
Output: One module fitting a slot in R. Dross's jacket panel. Testing revealed that the module keeps track of Jeff, the mug cat, Olive, the peridot cat, and Reepicheep, the metaloid crow, as well as Henry.
Input: 2 defunct modules
Setting: Fine
Output: One cylinder-shaped module that exploded upon being touched by D-Class. Minor blast injuries to D-45903, other personnel unharmed.
Input: 2 defunct modules
Setting: Very fine
Output: Cylindrical module with warning symbols on it. When placed in the back panel, temporary invisibility was possible. Module placed in secure storage.
Input: Chunk of honeycomb
Setting: Fine
Output: One ball of wax and fiber, which exploded into a swarm of animate wax bees upon the opening of the output chamber. The bees proceeded to attack Junior Researcher Stan, who was waiting to conduct a test at the time. Upon reaching him, the swarm melted around his wrist, before taking the shape of a wax bracelet. The bracelet stung him several times before becoming inert.
Input: One ream. One document
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ream of paper, capable of anomalously manifesting dialogue from a member of the "Pataphysics Department Communications Unit." Writing on the pages allows direct communication with the pataphysics department.
Input: One ream. One document
Setting: Fine
Output: One ream. One document detailing the existence of the pata-pataphysics department. Used by the Foundation to give them a second layer of protection from text-based anomalies. A department of researchers written into existence by the pataphysics department, which was written into existence by the Foundation.
Input: 1 Echo dot
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Google home mini
Input: 1 Echo dot
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 Echo dot that can answer any question asked by the user that has already been answered by humans. Result is correct around 48% of the time.
Input: 1 Echo dot
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Echo dot that houses an AI with an above average intelligence level for an adult human. The AI has a personality that is very snarky, sarcastic and vulgar. The AI is proficient at insulting facility personnel, seemingly having an innate sense of insecurities and prior life events.
Input: 1 Filament fur vial.
Setting: Rough
Output: shards of glass, steel, and rubber. Remains incinerated.
Input: 1 Filament fur vial.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Small block of pure carbon, Cube of iron, Glass vial. R. Dross's companion, Henry, consumed the outputs. Visible confusion from Researcher Dross.
Input: 1 Filament fur vial.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Carbon fibre needles. Made from the carbon in the filaments and glass from the vial.
Input: 1 Filament fur vial.
Setting: Fine
Output: Hexagonal modification. Acceleration of filament growth. Module destroyed after reported nausea from Researcher Dross.
Input: 1 Filament fur vial.
Setting: Very fine
Output: A glass orb, that exploded into needles upon output opening. Minor injuries sustained to R. Dross.
Input: One penguin, one copy, 100 grams of metal.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small clockwork metal penguin, which immediately attacked Dr. Ravensworth upon opening the door. This, however, was ineffective due to the size and mobility of the result being extremely poor.
Input: 1 card
Setting: Rough
Output: Shreds of colored paperboard
Input: 1 card
Setting: Coarse
Output: Squares of white paperboard, each 1/8 sq. inches, a pool of green ink, and a pool of black ink.
Input: 1 card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One MTG Plains card
Input: 1 card
Setting: Fine
Output: Same as input, but with an anomalous effect that causes vegetation to grow on whatever surface it is touching, as well as speeding the growth of any vegetation it touches. The card has been placed in a locked box and is in Low-Level Anomalous Item containment.
Input: 1 globe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A scale model of the planet Jupiter, same size as the input.
Input: 1 globe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A globe model of an initially unidentified planet. Analysis showed it to be a model of Earth with the North and South Poles, as well as the heights above/below sea level of most of the planet, inverted; for example, the Himalayas are the deepest part of the planet's oceans, while the Mariana Trench is now a towering mountain range.
Input: 1 globe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plastic/metal bust of Gary Oldman in his titular role from the 1992 movie "Dracula."
Input: Arkose sandstone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A roughly octahedral mass of arkose sandstone that is capable of vocalization. The sandstone proceeded to engage in a conversation (recorded below) with D-99823 before being taken out of the output booth by security personnel.
Input: Shale
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A rectangular object with a small circular cavity on one side and a similar sized circular protrusion on its top. Touching the circular protrusion causes light to be emitted from the cavity. When projected onto a canvas, it shows real-time footage of shale being formed.
Input: Limestone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same limestone, however with the words “SUPER LIMESTONE” engraved onto it. All subjects viewing it will be persuaded that it is superior to all other limestone, and will praise it for being high-quality.
Input: Chert
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A levitating toroid made of silica. When in the vicinity of a rock composed of >90% silica, the object will emit a beam of light and attempt to destroy it. All attempts are unsuccessful.
Input: Laterite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small ruby on a dark red pedestal. Upon being removed from the pedestal, the ruby emitted a bright flash of light, and caused all personnel on-site to compliment Intern Lunar whenever they were in his vicinity. This effect lasted for 5 hours.
Input: Anthracite coal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Very fine coal powder