7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One USB drive containing [REDACTED] brand VPN
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB drive containing a VPN program, labelled "SudVPN". The same setup is used to test the program. Program successfully bypassed the firewall. While program is running, the computer can only connect to several websites that cannot be accessed through any other means. Names of these websites include "Runlane", "Listenable", "Clever", "Wax" and "SudVPN" itself.
Input: One USB drive containing [REDACTED] brand VPN
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB drive containing a VPN program. The same setup is used to test the program. Program successfully bypassed the firewall, with no further implications noted.
Input: One greeting card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami crane. The ink has been used to draw eyes and simple feathers on the model.
Input: One origami crane
Setting: Rough
Output: A small pile of shredded paper, some pieces of which are burnt at the edges
Input: One origami crane
Setting: Coarse
Output: Many tiny paper feathers arranged neatly across the bottom of the output booth
Input: One origami crane
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami swan
Input: One origami crane
Setting: Fine
Output: One origami crane that is more detailed, appearing to have been made with more complex techniques such as wet folding, though the model is completely dry.
Input: One origami crane
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One animate origami crane. Model attempted to fly out of the output booth, but was unable to due to a torn wing.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine (Note: Doctor Herbert claims it had originally been set on 1:1 and someone else changed it. Current evidence suggests otherwise)
Output: A large humanoid entity composed of leather boots emerged from the output booth and proceeded to recite the will of Dr. Veritas in several voices identical to the members of the Frantics. Some personnel present sustained head trauma as the entity attempted to bludgeon them, until Researcher Darby entered the testing area, at which point the entity began yelling in a voice identical to Dr. Veritas and assaulted him. Entity was engaged by security but fought them off using "Ti Kwon Leap". Security Guard Matthews removed his combat boots and used them to engage the entity in boot-to-boot combat, leading to its eventual termination.
Input: One hard drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged hard drive, containing a sound file of running water
Input: One hard drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unchanged hard drive, containing an .exe file titled “S.C.P. Noire”. The plot revolves around the murder of Dr. Veritas from the perspective of Junior Researcher Pines. The mechanics are the same as in L.A. Noire, but there are noticeably more anomalous and Foundation-related elements.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged hard drive, containing sound file of running water identical to the one obtained in the first test.
Input: Above item.
Setting: Fine
Output: One story detailing a character identified as Clockwork-chan, weeping, cradling a toddler referred to as Casey to sleep while singing "Baby Mine".
Input: One smartphone
Setting: 1:1
Output: One █████ █████ smartphone, with various mobile games installed. Further inspection discovered that all games installed on the device were developed by Electronic Arts.
Input: One smartphone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Before we get to the output, let's talk about today's sponsor, [REDACTED]! [REDACTED] is a [DATA EXPUNGED] that every researcher at the Foundation should use! As you can see here, using [REDACTED] has improved my research efficiency by 914%! Get [REDACTED] today by going to █████.914, and don't forget to use code SKIPPR914 at checkout! One unknown brand smartphone. When the phone was turned on, a Class-IV cognitohazard was displayed, causing to viewer to go on a rant about an unknown app called "[REDACTED] sic." However, the cognitohazard seems to only affect Foundation personnel with a security clearance higher than 3/General. Item incinerated.
Input: One carton of cake mix
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cardboard grenade
Input: One carton of cake mix
Setting: 1:1
Output: One carton of cookie mix of the same brand
Input: One carton of cake mix
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalously animated cardboard origami plane, powered by a flour-and-sugar combustion engine
Input: All seven rifles
Setting: Fine
Output: One large and non-anomalous wooden statue of a raisin being fired from the barrel a rifle. The words "Quod partum" are carved along the barrel.
Input: One photograph
Setting: Fine
Output: A handwritten letter on a piece of paper of identical size. The letter was written in Simplified Chinese. While Intern Sora appeared to become emotionally unstable after reading it, he however insisted on continuing the experiment.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami pendant. While open, a voice speaking in Mandarin can be heard from inside the pendant, while an anomalously animate photograph of I. Sora’s sister can be seen. Voice confirmed by I. Sora to be that of his sister’s. No other anomalous effects observed.
Input: One copy of the Odyssey, one copy of SCP-████'s file
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Homer's Iliad, one copy of the file of SCP-████, a different Safe-class SCP.
Input: One copy of SCP-████'s file, one copy of the Odyssey
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same file on SCP-████, only now being trademarked by Penguin Publishing. Likewise, the Odyssey now appears to have been published by Foundation Press.
Input: One copy of the Odyssey, one copy of SCP-████'s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the Odyssey with the contents changed to be much more Foundation-related. Some notable changes include Athena being replaced by SCP-343, Scylla and Charybdis being replaced with SCP-3000, Circe being replaced by WR Markham, and the honeymoon bed being made out of 914’s gears, rather than an olive tree. Notably, Odysseus remains unchanged.
Input: One copy of SCP-████'s file, one copy of the Odyssey
Setting: Fine
Output: An SCP file designated “SCP-BC1250”, a nonexistent designation. BC1250 depicts Odysseus as an SCP, listing the class as “Homer”, and giving a description which appears to match legendary descriptions of the hero. Details on his apprehension describe the theft of cattle who happened to belong to a “Dr. Helios”, who promptly apprehended him. Containment protocols describe a cell on the Isle of Ogygia where Odysseus should live in all earthly delights. The file is written by a “Dr. Calypso”.
Input: One copy of the Odyssey, one copy of SCP-████'s file
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate origami figure of Polyphemus, roughly four feet tall. Upon exiting the output booth, figure immediately attacked Researcher Connolly. Researcher Connolly quickly reacted by gouging out its eye, allowing enough time for security staff to intervene. Subject destroyed by a well-placed shot from the H20-9000. Researcher Connolly shaken, but unharmed.
Input: One copy of SCP-████'s file, one copy of the Odyssey
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Foundation dossier on Homer. Meticulous records are kept on the details of his life, filling in several historical gaps. Incinerated once it was discovered that the dossier alleged that Homer was a member of the O5 Council.
Input: One page containing different regular expressions.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One page containing equivalent graphic automata to the regular expressions on the original page.
Input: One page containing different regular expressions.
Setting: Fine
Output: One page containing a large regular expression covering both sides of the page, written in a smaller font and of 9H Graphite Grading. It's theorized to only accept words properly written in English.
Input: One page containing different regular expressions.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: {[c*o( (ntai U g) ni (ng U tohazard) )* U ne ] U [p*a+ (ge)*]}*
Input: One S.P.H.E.R.E.S. satellite, one image of Nessus, one solid-fuel booster, approximately one third of all other materials
Setting: Fine
Output: A small unmanned spacecraft, resembling a Yagi-Uda television antenna in shape. Lacks a thrust control module, and therefore would likely undergo unplanned rapid disassembly due to inertial forces if it were actually deployed in space.
Input: One S.P.H.E.R.E.S. satellite, one image of Nessus, one solid-fuel booster, approximately one third of all other materials
Setting: Fine
Output: Input, physically unchanged. S.P.H.E.R.E.S. is now capable of determining the current date by unknown means, and has been programmed to draw out the “shape” of the current phase of Earth’s moon in 2D space when turned on.
Input: One S.P.H.E.R.E.S. satellite, one image of Nessus, one solid-fuel booster, approximately one third of all other materials
Setting: Fine
Output: One highly advanced armored spacesuit, made up of a skintight multi-layer suit with heavy armor locked to it via powerful electromagnets. Possesses an onboard digital assistant, which, upon initial activation, vocalized and displayed on the helmet’s heads-up display the phrase “Welcome to Mark 2 STELLAR IMPACT. Have a nice war!” Questioning of this digital assistant has revealed that the suit’s primary function is to allow the wearer to survive a fall from beyond the influence of a planet’s gravity with minimal reduction in velocity. A small solid-fuel booster on the back of the chestplate provides steering during free-fall.
Input: One memeplex template
Setting: 1:1
Output: One template for a picture-based captioned Internet joke, colloquially referred to as a "meme".
Input: One memeplex template
Setting: Fine
Output: One extremely-detailed thesis on SCP-2272's memeplex, explaining how [REDACTED] is possible by piggybacking a tactile memetic hazard onto a [DATA EXPUNGED], as theorised in Terminal: An SCP Foundation Journal (2007). It is noted that the theory presented in the outputted thesis cannot be confirmed as all Agents who have interfered with the localisation perception memetic hazard (refer to file:///G:/personnel/deceased/agent/field/Robert-Potsdam) of SCP-2272 have been anomalously removed from service.
Input: One memeplex template
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An empty output booth? I'll let MTF Agent "Brown" fill in the Experiment Log for this one. One origami emblem of MTF Eta-10. For all intents and purposes, the emblem appears to be non-existent to non-members of MTF Eta-10. Preliminary testing with the emblem on Dr. Cahill reveals that the quantum state of the emblem superimposed on her is in flux and thus, cannot be directly observed. This results in Dr. Cahill's inability to perceive it, a probability that is constantly expressed at chances of lower than 1 in 7.3 × 1039.
Input: United Nations charter, translated into Esperanto
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the Geneva Conventions, translated into Volapük. 60 percent of the document is highlighted, which corresponded with human rights violations the SCP Foundation has infringed upon since 1945.
Input: United Nations charter, translated into Quenya
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the Constitution of the United States of America, translated into Sindarin. Translating the document back to English reveals that the 8th, 11th, 20th, and 22nd Amendments are missing, while a modified version of the Congressional Apportionment Amendment and the District of Columbia Voting Rights Amendment were ratified. The document also ruled the 18th Amendment as unconstitutional, and thus null and void, with an amendment declaring Woodrow Wilson to have committed treason against the nation also ratified, nullifying all of his actions during his second presidential term (including the declaration of war against Germany), and declaring the presidency to have been de jure vacated from 1917 to 1921.
Input: United Nations charter, translated into Klingon
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the 1977 Constitution of the Soviet Union, translated into Mando'a.
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate satellite map of the former USSR and environs. All actions that happened in real life are reflected on the map with a four-month delay.
Input: The note card (see above), one #2 pencil.
Setting: Fine
Output: An intricately detailed sketch of SCP-038. Non-anomolous. The pencil is considerably shorter.
Input: One pair of cloned sunglasses
Setting: 1:1
Output: A model of an apple
Input: One pair of cloned sunglasses
Setting: 1:1
Output: A seemingly unchanged pair of sunglasses. When tested on D-Class, it was discovered that instead of filtering out light, it actually magnified it, making everything appear 5x brighter. Item incinerated after testing D-Class was permanently blinded after looking at overhead lights.
Input: One pair of cloned sunglasses
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of sunglasses, with lenses similar to those found in solar eclipse glasses.
Input: One pair of cloned sunglasses
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of sunglasses that, when worn, will correct any visual impairment, up to and including total blindness, as well as causing the wearer to perceive what they describe as "perfect lighting conditions" (not too bright, not too dark.), even in total darkness. Testing has shown that the "perfect" amount of light varies from person to person.
Input: One piece of standard A4 paper with the words "A block of brass" written on it.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A block of brass, identical to the one shown to the D-Class operator prior to the test. The same note as before, however with a memetic property that causes viewers perceive it as a tangible block of brass when viewed with the naked eye, with the written text anomalously changing as the perception of the block changes.
Input: ''Reepicheep''
Setting: Coarse
Output: An explosion came out of the output booth, followed by several feathers propelled at ~350 m/s that pierced the room’s walls, killing D-914-47, as well as scratching Dr. Hort’s skull. SCP-914 was not damaged. On the output booth’s floor remained a pile of various chemical compounds and a 20cm-long specimen of Gallimimus bullatus, which was standing atop of the pile. The specimen retains ''Reepicheep's'' ability to turn into gas, its composition and, according to Dr Hort, its personality. It has lost its ability to fly although it is now capable of jumping up to heights of 2.47m.
Input: One copy of Dr. Cleveland's personnel file
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Dr. Cleveland's family tree
Input: One copy of WR Markham's personnel file
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of WR Markham and SR Vil sharing a kiss.
Input: One copy of RA Walker's personnel file
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same file, translated into Armenian. The only inconsistency from the original file is that his hometown is not redacted.
Input: One copy of Researcher Darby's personnel file
Setting: Fine
Output: A list of people killed/injured by the actions of Researcher Darby's tests, sorted by nationality.
Input: One copy of JR Reimer's personnel file
Setting: 1:1
Output: A map of Salt Lake County, with West Jordan highlighted; and a photo of JR Reimer reading the Bible and the Book of Mormon.
Input: One copy of Researcher Cho's personnel file
Setting: Fine
Output: One photo of Researcher Cho holding ''Jeff'' and ''Olive'' in her hands.
Input: One gold bar
Setting: 1:1
Output: Twenty four golden carrots.
Input: One gold bar
Setting: Fine
Output: An unchanged gold bar. A gold bar that transforms any biological matter it touches into solid gold. Effect was discovered when the D-Class operating 914 picked it up, their body was instantly transformed into a solid gold statue of themselves, and the bar fell to the floor. This effect is not reversible. After extensive testing, it has been discovered that pouring water over the statue will revert the effect over the course of approximately 9.14 minutes. Bar picked up with tongs and incinerated.
Input: One gold bar (reforged after the 1:1 test), one diamond
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An anomalously formed alloy of the gold bar and the diamond. Visually identical to a non-anomalous gold bar. Testing has shown the alloy is as hard as diamonds, as strong as steel, and as heavy as gold. Placed into Anomalous Storage.
Input: 100 gram sample of gallium
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single, fluid metal tentacle. Testing showed that it is anomalously kept at a constant temperature of 29.7646°C (melting point of gallium) regardless of environment.
Input: 100 gram sample of germanium
Setting: Fine
Output: Three enclosed germanium wires, each averaging a thickness of 0.5 mm. One is in the shape of the German Empire, another in the shape of Hesse, and one in the shape of the city of Darmstadt.
Input: 100 gram sample of arsenic
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature model of the human skeleton, made of arsenic and arsenic trioxide.
Input: 100 gram sample of selenium
Setting: Fine
Output: A topographical map of the Moon in Robinson Projection.
Input: 100 gram sample of bromine
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of SCP-914 made of solid bromine. Melted within minutes after output was collected to reveal a puddle that is in the shape of the number 914.
Input: Note reading "Heads up!"
Setting: Fine
Output: A smaller note, reading "You have lost head privilege" and a picture of two cartoon characters resembling Gumball and Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball revealing a guillotine.
Input: One wristwatch
Setting: Coarse
Output: One disassembled wristwatch. All of the gears and seven other mechanical parts are missing.
Input: One wristwatch
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wristwatch whose hands move counterclockwise, reaching the 9:14 position at the same time as a normal watch.
Input: One wristwatch.
Setting: Fine
Output: One 7cm-tall replica of SCP-914. It does not function as the original does; however, its gears turn every day at 9:14 AM and 9:14 PM, producing a mechanical sound and the output booth opens, revealing a figurine that resembles a random researcher only to close again after 10 seconds. The output broke when Dr. Hort attempted to disassemble it.
Input: One wristwatch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One seemingly identical wristwatch
Input: One scalpel
Setting: 1:1
Output: One fruit knife
Input: One scalpel
Setting: Fine
Output: One scalpel that has a slightly curved blade to assist in the milah. Has the anomalous property of converting blood to olive oil.
Input: One copy of The Time Machine, one photo of Researcher Connolly, one yin-yang symbol
Setting: Fine
Output: A letter addressed to Researcher Connolly, from someone named Marcus. The letter depicts various misdeeds and mistakes Connolly has committed, and ends with a warning to consider “cause and effect”. There is no date on the letter.
Input: One copy of The Time Machine, one photo of Researcher Connolly, one crucifix symbol
Setting: Fine
Output: An excerpt from what appears to be the Gospel of Marcus, a nonexistent book of the Bible. The excerpt details the events of the arrest, crucifixion, and resurrection of Jesus Christ from the perspective of a Roman soldier who is implied to be Researcher Connolly.
Input: One copy of The Time Machine, one photo of Researcher Connolly, one heart symbol
Setting: Fine
Output: A love letter, in Researcher Connolly’s handwriting. Letter details the positive effect the subject has had on Researcher Connolly’s life and mood. The letter is undated, and no clues as to the identity of the subject are present, though upon reading, Researcher Connolly started blushing intensely and immediately admitted the letter into his possession.
Input: One copy of The Time Machine, one photo of Researcher Connolly, one photo of the Foundation logo
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of ash and a note, simply reading, “Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.”
Input: One mason jar
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unchanged mason jar that removes the emotions of the person who opens it
Input: Family photo, 1995
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of the Cleveland family vacationing in Mérida, Yucatán, Mexico in 1998. The three surviving Cleveland siblings are not visible.
Input: Siblings photo, 2015
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of a frowning Julie Cleveland grilling a turkey in the backyard of Dr. Cleveland's house in Memphis, Tennessee. At the back is a note that reads "Nelson, don't you forget to come over for Thanksgiving! And Julie, how did you manage to maintain a healthy body despite the unhealthy diet? - Richard".
Input: One passport from the United Kingdom
Setting: 1:1
Output: One passport from the fictional country "United Federation"
Input: One passport from the United States of America
Setting: 1:1
Output: One passport from the fictional country "Kolechia"
Input: One passport from Russia
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One booklet of paper which resembles a passport with an eagle on the front cover
Input: One standard wireless laser printer (faulty)
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalous wireless laser printer. When a print request is sent through, the printer compels the nearest individual to utilize any available writing utensil as well as a sheet of the printer's paper and write a seemingly random error message pertaining to the situation.
Input: Two standard wireless laser printers (faulty)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 3D 4D printer. The printer takes standard 2D printing requests yet always outputs a near perfect black cube that operates on four spacial dimensional axis. Slight yet notable color variations between outputs have been recorded, however individual color percentages never rise above 12.2%. The printer still accepts standard A4 paper to perform this task.
Input: Six stacks of printing paper in multiple colors (white, blue, red, green, yellow, brown), one cardboard box spray-painted silver on the interior and exterior with measurements similar to SCP-1762, five photographs of SCP-1762
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One extremely elaborate paper origami diorama depicting a fantasy setting and a variety of typical fantasy creatures. The diorama has a cardboard foundation. The diorama includes origami dragons similar to instances of SCP-1762-2. The diorama has no observable anomalous properties.
Input: One pill of SCP-500-038, estimated 28% chance of successful healing
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pill labeled "dado immune systim fixer-upper pill by dado" [sic]. Upon being ingested by a D-Class, said D-Class immediately died. An autopsy revealed the cause of death was the transmutation of all red blood cells in the body into white blood cells. Body incinerated.
Input: One pill of SCP-500-038, estimated 27% chance of successful healing
Setting: Fine
Output: One pill. Sent to Site-23 for duplication in case of beneficial properties, to prevent waste of the only one in existence. Upon ingestion of pill, D-Class tester died instantly. Personnel supervising the test reported seeing SCP-049 enter the room and say something about its cure being "most effective." Testing area put into lockdown. After reviewing security footage and contacting Site-19, it was discovered that not only did nothing enter Research Cell 109-B, but SCP-049 was observed to be in its cell at the time of the incident. Corpse and backup copy of pill incinerated.
Input: Four SCP-500-038 instances, each estimated to have a 25% chance of successful healing
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pill visually identical to SCP-500. Sent to Site-23 for cloning. After being ingested by a D-Class with cancer, it was discovered that the effects of the pill have a 100% chance of success, but only the symptoms and further development of the cancer was stopped, but the cancer was not cured. Cloned version has the same effect, but only 20% of the time, with the success rate dropping exponentially the longer the pill has been removed from SCP-038. D-Class returned to cell, and cloned instances were incinerated.
Input: A USB flash drive with the pilot episode of the animated adult cartoon Hazbin Hotel.
Setting: Fine
Output: The entire first season of the show Hazbin Hotel on a slightly different USB flash drive. After viewing, viewers are unable to explain anything they have seen about the show, excluding the pilot episode due to a hidden cognitohazard within every frame of the animation.