7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into clusters of component parts
Setting: Fine
Output: A large animate model of a butterfly of unknown species, with the words "Apple iButterfly" printed onto one of its wings. The object is too heavy to fly on its own.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into equally sized slices
Setting: Fine
Output: A kitchen knife with multiple moving mechanical parts visible within its handle. The mechanical parts seem to serve no purpose, and move on their own without any identified power source.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into rectangular ingots of various materials
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An object resembling a Glock 19 pistol with moving legs. The object was incinerated immediately due to safety concerns.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into multiple non-functional smaller versions of an iPhone 4S
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A gray-colored model of an apple with a glass-coated metal exterior. Human subjects viewing the object will experience a strong desire to bite into it. The object has been safely put into storage after being scratched by the teeth of multiple personnel including Researcher Yuyuni Belopaku, D-54710, and Agent Alan Sedna during the containment process.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: A paperback book externally identical to a Merriam-Webster brand thesaurus. However, the majority of the information contained within appears to be incorrect.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: A cylindrical stack of circular pieces of paper, bound together through the center. Each 'page' appears to be the contents of the original dictionary printed in a circular fashion around the center of the page. The top and bottom pages are laminated as if they are covers, and the front cover is labeled "The Merriam-Webster Dictionary: Circle Edition".
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: A paperback book titled "The Secret Dictionary of Words the Government is Hiding From You". The contents of the book consist of pronunciations, definitions, and usage examples of over 70,000 nonsense pseudo-English words in alphabetical order.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: A hardcover book titled "The Meaning of Life". The contents of the book consist of the Merriam-Webster dictionary's definition for the word 'life' repeated over the length of the entire book.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An anomalous paperback book titled "The Writings of SCP-914". When opened normally, the contents of the book appear to be the entirety of the SCP-914 experiment logs written before the time of testing repeated multiple times. However, when a human subject closes their eyes and vocalizes the words "I wish this book was about" followed by a topic of any kind while in physical contact with the book's cover, the contents of the book will temporarily change into a long, verbose essay complaining about the mentioned topic in an overly clinical tone.
Input: One 464cm x 140cm stereogram
Setting: Rough
Output: Paper scraps were found spread evenly on the floor, seemingly arranged at random.
Input: One 464cmx 140cm stereogram
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 140cm x 464cm picture of a beach with the sun setting over the ocean.
Input: One 464cm x 140cm stereogram
Setting: Fine
Output: A 464cm x 140cm stereogram its appearance was identical to the input image. However, exposure for more than 5 seconds allowed any viewer to immediately discern the image.
Input: One 464cm x 140cm stereogram
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 464cm x 14cm painting that looked like a duplicate painting of “Relativity” by M.C. Escher. When attempting to touch the painting, objects will not make contact with anything and instead find open air. Subjects are able to go inside the temporal space and walk up and down stairs. Subjects are also unable to lose their balance. Subjects retrieved and painting stored in anomalous storage.
Input: One cat piano
Setting: 1:1
Output: One visibly unchanged piano. Playing it causes it to produce live cat sounds.
Input: One cat piano
Setting: Fine
Output: One cat piano that plays random notes
Input: One plastic children's harmonica
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged harmonica. The harmonica now radiates quite strong smells of what Researcher Carpenter and D-99735 described as a mix of grass, fire smoke, gunpowder, rain, and crayons. After playing, D-99735 reported feelings of a, “strong longing for the open, free country back out west. Far from civilization and corrupt Uncle Sam. I’d be free to eat all the ice cream I want without a bedtime.” After they finished their sentence, the harmonica released a short, sadly toned blues lick without human assistance or any blown air. A moment later D-99735 reported the feeling had passed and they were unsure why they spoke like they had.
Input: One Yamaha-brand upright piano
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One automaton made from the materials of the piano. The automaton consists mainly of wood with a sleek black and white finish, and an internal system of metal mechanisms and wires that allows it to be moved. It appears to be meant to be used as an exosuit, capable of fitting a human inside, who is able to control the automaton using a system of pedals. The mobility of the exosuit is rudimentary and bulky, with no discernible purpose, except that the exterior is covered in functional piano keys, including on the bottom of its feet, causing it to emit a very loud and dissonant piano noise every time a step is taken.
Input: One positive organ
Setting: Fine
Output: One humanoid statue made out of solid wood and clad in metal tiles. It possesses movable joints both in places where humans would and would not have them. Due to its design matching the one of object 914-1926, a test has been scheduled to record the interaction between both outputs.
Input: One drum-set and one pair of drumsticks
Setting: 1:1
Output: A single, long drumstick and two particularly small drum-sets.
Input: One drum-set and one pair of drumsticks
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A left-handed drum-set. Can only be played in a left-handed configuration. Any attempt to rearrange the drum-set in a right-handed configuration will end with the drum-set arranged in a left-handed configuration. Any attempts to play in a right-handed position on the drum-set result in a noticeably decreased friction from the drumsticks, causing the player to often drop or let go of them accidentally. Anomalous property ceases when used in a left-handed configuration.
Input: One cello
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three violins and two violas. The strings of the instruments are extremely frayed, presumably due to lack of mass.
Input: One microphone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One microphone of an unknown make. There is a button labeled "Record" on its side. Pressing the button causes the subject to become mute, and all vocalizations fed into the microphone will be anomalously altered to match the voice of the original subject. This will persist until someone else presses the button, in which case the anomalous effect is transferred to them and the original subject regains their ability to speak.
Input: One Marshall brand guitar amplifier
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Marshall brand guitar amplifier, with the dials modified to go up to 11 instead of 10. No other changes have been observed so far.
Input: One slide whistle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One metal bracelet. When worn, any sound created by the user is turned into various musical instruments. Examples include: speaking becoming a ukulele sound, the person’s heartbeat becoming drums, and breathing turning into a flute. During testing, a D-Class subject was told to crack their back. The subject’s bones made a tuba sound of around 60 decibels when carried out.
Input: One musical triangle
Setting: Fine
Output: A triangle of identical appearance. Striking it produces a sound similar to applying pressure to a near-empty bottle of a condiment, such as mayonnaise.
Input: A full tube of hand cream
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small model of a human hand made of hand cream, resting on a plastic pedestal. The model collapsed within a few seconds under its own weight.
Input: A full tube of hand cream
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small plastic tub containing a portion of the unchanged cream, and a screw-on lid compatible with the tub lying upside down beside it. The tub is too small to contain all of the cream, and the rest of the substance has been splattered over the walls of the output booth, as if it was forcefully expelled from the opening of the tub.
Input: A full tube of hand cream
Setting: Fine
Output: A hollow and anomalously rigid sphere of plastic, partially filled with what is assumed to be a separated colloidal mixture of various organic substances. The mixture appears to be capable of movement, resulting in the sphere being able to move itself in a rolling motion. The object shows a limited ability to perceive its surroundings, and is able to guide itself through complex paths.
Input: A full tube of hand cream
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A tube of cream labeled "ANYTHING CREAM: USE IT FOR ANYTHING". When the contents are left outside the tube for over three seconds, the cream will anomalously undergo a chemical reconfiguration, turning into a liquid mimicking various household liquid substances such as dish soap, shampoo, lubricant, cooking oil, and hand sanitizer. The choice of substance appears to be random, and the substances often do not work as intended due to the limitations in chemical composition of the original substance.
Input: An empty tube of hand cream
Setting: Fine
Output: A flat plastic plate in the shape of a stylized lemon. Upon contact with a human subject other than Researcher Belopaku, the object will emit a 'squirting' sound similar to that of cream being squeezed out of a tube. When touched by Researcher Belopaku, it will emit a loud vocalization similar to the sound of him screaming.
Input: One block of ice
Setting: Fine
Output: One slightly warm ice sculpture in the structure of an electrical circuit breaker box, which seems to have been created through precise heating.
Input: One shirt
Setting: Fine
Output: One shirt, same as the input. When worn, the wearer will begin to spout jokes and puns at random intervals in a vocal pattern akin to a stereotypical father figure. However, all the jokes stated by the wearer are nonsensical, with each joke referencing topics too confusing for the recipient of the joke. The effect ends when the shirt is taken off.
Input: One dossier on memetic effects
Setting: Fine
Output: One cube made out of folded paper. The cube, when held, attempts to deceive the holder with auditory hallucinations via various falsehoods. However, the cube has yet to successfully convince personnel of anything. Some examples of stated falsehoods are: convincing the holder that they are actually D-Class personnel, the current president of the U.S., or their neighbour being Santa Claus. Effect ceases after contact is ended.
Input: One card
Setting: Rough
Output: Wood pulp, puddles of red, black, and blue dye respectively.
Input: One card
Setting: Coarse
Output: A copy of "Lightning Bolt" from earlier in the game's history, which has been heavily worn down.
Input: One card
Setting: 1:1
Output: The card "Counterspell", from the same game. Analysis shows that the normally blue dye added to the card stock's glue has been replaced with red dye.
Input: One card
Setting: Fine
Output: A card named "Lightning Strike" which deals 5 damage instead of "Lightning Bolt"'s 3 damage.
Input: One card
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly unchanged card. Upon retrieval, the card electrocuted D-53869, who was sent to the medical bay.
Input: One empty can of Coca-Cola
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Coca-Cola branded novelty cup. Despite being the same volume of the original can, the cup fills up to two liters of the holder's favorite Coca-Cola product. Filling it with any other substance leads to the cup only holding its original volume of liquid. If held by a subject who prefers Pepsi brand sodas, the cup instead fills with two liters of the target's blood, causing near instantaneous exsanguination.
Input: Nothing. D-17228, who has mild arachnophobia, was asked to imagine a spider in the Input booth.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Nothing. Upon opening the booth, D-17228 tried to escape the room, beating on the door with his fist. Upon questioning, D-17228 stated there was a swarm of tiny spiders pouring out from the booth. D-17228 was registered amnestics and permitted to leave for psychological evaluation. It was determined that D-17228s arachnophobia was made much more severe through this experience.
Input: Nothing. D-17390, who has mild ophidiophobia (fear of snakes), was asked to imagine a garter snake in the Input booth.
Setting: Rough
Output: Nothing. When questioned, D-17390 stated the booth contained a mashed up snake, appearing as though it had been run over. After psychological evaluation, it was determined that the experiment had little to no effect on D-17390's phobia.
Input: Nothing. D-17390 was asked to imagine a garter snake in the Input booth.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Nothing. When questioned, D-17390 stated the booth contained a deep hole with no apparent bottom which was ‘sucking’ him in. Psychological evaluation confirmed that D-17390 no longer had ophidiophobia, but had developed a moderate case of acrophobia (fear of heights).
Input: Nothing. D-17640, who has moderate trypanophobia (fear of needles), was asked to imagine a syringe in the Input booth.
Setting: Fine
Output: Nothing. When questioned, D-17640 stated the booth contained a syringe with a tag on it. The tag, according to D-17640, had the words ‘the cure’ on it. Psychological evaluation revealed that D-17640, while still suffering from trypanophobia, had their phobia somewhat reduced.
Input: Nothing. D-17640 was asked to imagine a syringe in the Input booth.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Nothing. Upon opening the Output booth, the D-Class started screaming incoherently about needles. D-17640 would not calm down until they were registered amnestics (only possible while the D-Class was restrained), and even then the violent reaction would reoccur when D-17640 saw a needle or syringe.
Input: One of the aforementioned vials of testosterone
Setting: 1:1
Output: One vial of equal volume containing a clear substance. Chemical analysis indicates the substance to be identical to testosterone. Testing with the liquid resulted in the male characteristics of the test subject to rapidly dissipate. During testing with female test subjects, there were no discernible changes.
Input: One of the aforementioned vials of testosterone
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical vial. Chemical analysis revealed the contained liquid to be identical to testosterone. Upon testing with D-Class, the liquid proved exceptionally dense, being difficult to extract into a syringe. Following injection into the forearm of the D-Class, they suffered from immediate muscular atrophy while simultaneously employing a heavily increased level of strength. The D-Class was terminated following near-assaults of Facility guards.
Input: One of the aforementioned vials of estrogen
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three vials containing oxygen, hydrogen and carbon. All components of the output matched the mass and respective volume of the input.
Input: One of the aforementioned vials of estrogen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Petri dish of liquid. Chemical analysis was unable to be performed, due to the output moving on its own accord. The liquid matter within the dish was capable of movement in a gelatinous matter, and would frequently move towards any personnel in its vicinity. Guards attempted to leave the chamber, however the liquid would clasp onto one guard’s, henceforth referred to as the subject, boot. Following their isolation, the liquid would force itself into the subject’s body via the nose. After this, the subject would fall unconscious for 46 seconds, before rising and aggressively attempting to escape. Subject did not respond to their name, rank nor demands. The subject was forcibly detained into an air-tight containment unit, to prevent the liquid output’s potential escape. The Petri dish was destroyed via the incinerator.
Input: The remaining vials of testosterone and estrogen
Setting: Fine
Output: A 16 dram vial of a clear substance. Chemical analysis revealed components of both testosterone and estrogen, however other components could not be identified; the overall mass of the substance remained the same though at a lower volume, being 13.4 dram total. Further testing may be required. Testing with the liquid proved it to be the same viscosity of heavily diluted blood. Following injection of the forearm of a D-Class, no immediate effects were recorded. This remained consistent for 12 hours. Following another hour, the D-Class fell sick, reporting stomach, muscular, abdominal and cranial pains described as ”someone stabbing me with a fucking rusty machete.” Six hours after a medical bay incursion, the D-Class was revealed to have both male and female primary and secondary characteristics and physicality. Over the following hours, routinely every 30 minutes the D-Class would complain of further abdominal pain before severely bleeding from the groin. D-Class was sedated and is receiving ongoing treatment following experiment.
Input: One set of sheet music
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One composite sculpture exhibiting visible effects in which it becomes impossible for the viewer to write, type, or sound out the first letter of the English lexicon. Even English words using this letter become forbidden, so they must be switched out with substitutes. The effect subsides once the liquid which is used to expunge recent memories is provided.
Input: One map
Setting: Fine
Output: One map in a medieval style of a nonexistent landmass resembling Facility 19-23. The paper is slightly browned, seemingly from heat treatment. The map is decorated with various annotations and mythical creatures, including a note in the approximate location of the administrative offices stating "Here be dragons", and a band of jesters in the staff quarters. Viewing the map causes a mild compulsion to speak in Old English.
Input: One standard chess set
Setting: Fine
Output: 32 humanoid figures (7 cm tall) made of the same materials as the initial chess set. Outfits designate them in the same roles as the original pieces. The King and Queen of each side were approx. 15 cm tall. Before testing could commence, the figures engaged in combat with each other. While no major damages were documented, one of the rooks tossed a toothpick-sized spear at an attending researcher's eye. However, the mandatory eye protection blocked the attack. The figures have since been collected and incinerated.
Input: One standard chess set
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden bowl and pair of chopsticks made out of the same wood as the original set. Testing with D-Class personnel indicates that when rice is eaten out of the bowl, the subject experiences vivid visual and auditory hallucinations of various military battle scenes, ranging from medieval knights to modern skirmishes. Other food eaten out of the bowl causes this effect only rarely.
Input: One smoke detector
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unchanged smoke detector. As soon as the chamber opened, it began to sound despite there being no smoke. Disassembly and testing showed that the object now emits noise in the presence of any gaseous compound, up to and including SATP atmosphere. Object has been disassembled and incinerated.
Input: One King James Bible, one Chinese takeout menu
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One hardcover book titled "Phonebook of Miracles". The book contains one-thousand-two-hundred pages containing various phone numbers that can be called to ask a figure known as the "High Creator" for certain favors, including the healing of diseases and the bringing of a bountiful harvest. The majority of the phone numbers called simply led to the caller being put on hold, with waiting music resembling choir singing in an unknown language.
Input: One of the aforementioned microphones
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical microphone. When used for its intended purpose, the subject will anomalously lose all hearing ability, rendering them medically deaf. However, they will instead be able to hear through the microphone. This effect will sustain as long as the microphone is held and activated. Testing has resulted that objects, voices and movements are able to be heard through the microphone, but when tested with the subject’s ears, they did not respond; the microphone’s sensitivity was drastically lowered during the human ear examination to allow for accurate testing. Releasing the microphone will disable the effect.
Input: One of the aforementioned microphones
Setting: Fine
Output: A Blue Yeti 3-Capsule microphone. Using the microphone renders the subject unable to vocalize above 60dB, the average talking decibel level, and compels them to utilize objects and clothing that emit a “pleasing” or “soothing” sound. In ongoing testing, subjects have only been able to work with clipboards, mechanical keyboards, penlights, and their lab coats thus far. Heretofore, no way to resist or stop the effect has been discovered, and subjects will express physical pain when forced to perform tasks at a regular decibel level.
Input: One of the aforementioned microphones
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An identical microphone. When activated, all individuals within a 25 meter radius will instantaneously fall asleep. This effect goes through solid materials, including walls and windows. Use of vocalizations, rough movement or loud noise is unable to wake up affected subjects. Removing them from the radius does allow for subjects to awaken. Security personnel were notified of the test going awry following routine camera observation. The microphone was deactivated via use of a remote-controlled robot, and the effect ceased as a result. The microphone was incinerated and personnel who had unknowingly injured themselves during the effect were treated.
Input: One note, two sheets of paper, one of each aforementioned block
Setting: Fine
Output: An extended paper hand fan, with a miniature office fan head cut into the center.
Input: One note, two sheets of paper, one of each aforementioned block
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature office fan. The blades are replaced with paper models of human limbs with the words "GO TEAM" written in iron.
Input: One note, two sheets of paper, one of each aforementioned block
Setting: Fine
Output: A gust of wind, containing a fine mist of the input materials. The mist was able to bypass the PPE worn by personnel during testing.
Input: One copy of Subnautica
Setting: Coarse
Output: One identical flash drive containing an executable labeled "subnotica.exe". On opening, it was revealed that all models had been replaced with crude drawings. Game ran for approximately seventeen minutes before crashing and rendering the laptop inoperable.
Input: One copy of Subnautica
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive containing a copy of Subnautica: Below Zero.
Input: One copy of Subnautica
Setting: Fine
Output: One 64 gigabyte flash drive containing a similar game, but with notably improved graphics and many additional, unnecessary mechanics that detract from gameplay such as decompression sickness and a stamina meter. No anomalous properties found.
Input: One copy of Subnautica
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unchanged flash drive containing the exact same data. On opening the game and beginning a new save, D-23984, who was testing the game, disappeared. The game then appeared to be playing autonomously and no longer accepted inputs. It was noted that the gameplay was rather amateurish at first. As the laptop could not be turned off, the game was allowed to run unchecked overnight, albeit with monitoring procedures in place.
Input: All aforementioned items, assembled into a bed
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged bed. The exact nature of the output is currently undetermined. See Addenda.