7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: 1 TAH
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Native materials of the TAH have been rearranged to resemble several fruits and vegetables (inedible). A perfectly functioning pedometer was also retrieved.
Input: 1 abridged copy of MT Johnson's personnel file
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the mission statement of the Department of Maintenance, an obscure department which is responsible for the upkeep of SCP containment enclosures.
Input: 1 abridged copy of MT Johnson's personnel file
Setting: Fine
Output: One large origami wrench embossed with the words "Secure, Maintain, Protect"
Input: 1 abridged copy of MT Johnson's personnel file
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The file now contains several pages of the word "maintain" handwritten over and over in printer ink. Writing confirmed as identical to that of MT Johnson. Writing starts out normally but gets rougher and rougher as it progresses, as well as containing an increasing number of capital letters. By the end it is barely legible as well as being entirely capitalized. The folder has what appears to be an emblem made up of a pair of crossed wrenches pressed into it's front and back as well.
Input: Computer with Linux Mint installed
Setting: 1:1
Output: Computer with Arch Linux installed. Colour of case changed from beige to pink, technical specifications remain the same.
Input: Laptop with windows/mint dual boot and a nonfunctional battery.
Setting: Very fine
Output: Laptop with no obvious way of connecting any peripherals. Keys on the keyboard have been replaced with unidentified symbols which are also used to present the text on the screen. Battery has shown life of at least twelve hours and is unremovable.
Input: 1 United States of America Penny.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 United States of America Penny with the year 1111 printed on the date. An unknown female face is printed on the face of the coin. The coin’s tail is a picture of a hand with seven fingers spread out.
Input: 1 United Kingdom penny
Setting: Fine
Output: A small circular object that spins with constant perpetual motion.
Input: 1 Reichspfennig
Setting: Very fine
Output: A small square metallic disk that reflects light. The color of the reflected light is inconsistent, ranging from all possible known colors every time a new light source is reflected off of it.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of security footage of the hallway nearby SCP 914. The date for it is 02/07/1997.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Very fine
Output: A copy of 17 again but it’s always played in reverse. The entire screen is also red and the words PK fire appear on the screen whenever someone says a word with the letter O in it.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of 17 again but all the actors are replaced with SCP staff members. Examples of people in it are Dr. Nukea, Dr. Thompson, former staff member Dr. Harvey, Dr. Harvey the ll, Dr. Terren, Dr. Tamsen, Dr. Doe, Dr. Peterson, Dr. Vand, Dr. Veritas, and Dr. Ricardo.
Input: Hot cocoa K-cup.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Small plastic container. The container does not fit into any Keurig brand machine and appears to be a form of puzzle box.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded plastic next to broken pieces of the movie 17 again
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the movie Seventeen again. This isn’t the 17 again made in 2009 but the 2000’s version.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of sixteen candles
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Very fine
Output: A Russian bootleg of ''17 again'' called ''18 once more''.
Input: One piece of standard notebook paper, with "Hello" written on it.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same as above, but instead of "Hello" written on it, there is a drawing of a duck.
Input: Above Output
Setting: 1:1
Output: An origami duck.
Input: The aforementioned items.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two standard-issue military entrenching tools.
Input: One standard-issue military entrenching tool, as produced by SCP-914.
Setting: Fine
Output: An anomalous military entrenching tool that, when held, prompts the subject to attempt to exchange it for cheap goods and services, regardless of whether the recipient is willing to accept it.
Input: 1 DVD Box Set
Setting: 1:1
Output: One DVD box set of all the Monty Python movies. No observable anomalous effects.
Input: 1 DVD Box Set
Setting: Fine
Output: One mosaic of the Monty Python comedy group, using the plastic packaging as backing. Confirmed to match an existing photograph. Observers profess approval of the persons depicted, even if they have never heard of Monty Python before.
Input: 1 DVD Box Set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 unmarked box containing one very large DVD. It was found to contain θ' seasons of a cognitohazardous TV show that causes all viewers of it to fall into a coma. Application of amnestics reverses these effects.
Input: 1 headset
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 sphere comprised of plastic and electronic components. When viewed, the sphere takes the appearance of an enlarged version of the observer's eye.
Input: Class-B amnestic tablet
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually unchanged tablet. Anyone within a five meter radius of this tablet appears to suffer from short-term memory loss, which is removed once outside the range.
Input: 1 Bongo Controller
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 name brand set of bongos with an image of the character Donkey Kong imprinted on the side. When played, anyone who has played any video game featuring any character from the Donkey Kong Series will experience feelings of nostalgia, regardless of their opinion of the series or when they last played a game in the series. Those who don't apply to this condition will simply find the beat from the bongos to be extremely pleasant.
Input: The Milka chocolate bar.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Three Musketeers chocolate bar, upon closer inspection the wrapper reads: "0% less fat!", upon ingestion, a individual may feel sick, vomit, and faint if not given medical attention.
Input: 1 dram of SCP-837, rolled into a ball.
Setting: Rough
Output: The entire 3mx2.1mx2.1m output chamber was initially filled with clay, with small lines noticeable along the surface. Upon applying slight pressure to empty the chamber, the clay began collapsing in on itself, eventually setting down to a single dram of clay. Final sample demonstrates consistent properties of SCP-837.
Input: 1 dram of SCP-837, rolled into a ball.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 2 clay balls of different sizes, measured as weighing 2 drams and 0.5 drams. Both balls were able to have 1 dram chunks removed without affecting mass, consistent with SCP-837. While the 2 dram ball could be combined and removed as normal, adding the 0.5 dram sample to a 3 dram sample resulted in a 1.5 dram sample which could not be restored. Adding the 2 dram sample resulted in a standard 3 dram sample, which could not be further factorized.
Input: 1 dram of SCP-837, rolled into a ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 clay ball, weighing 1 pennyweight, exhibiting similar features to SCP-837. Sample could not be combined with standard instances of SCP-837. As well, output chamber contained a small pile of non-anomalous clay weighing just under 217 mg (the weight difference between 1 dram and 1 pennyweight.)
Input: One piece of quartz
Setting: 1:1
Output: One piece of amethyst that shares the same weight and shape as the input quartz.
Input: One piece of quartz
Setting: Fine
Output: One opal with the same weight and shape as the input quartz.
Input: One piece of quartz
Setting: Very Fine
Output: When output door opened a bright light partially blinded all in testing area. Source of light was a piece of quartz. Testing revealed that the quartz reflected and increased light that struck it, the quartz could also contain a large amount of energy.
Input: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future".
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future Part II".
Input: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future".
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future" that alters from the original in that the character ''Doc Brown'' makes a machine which appears to be SCP-914 instead of the time machine.
Input: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future".
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One copy of the movie "Back To The Future" that when viewed slowly ages the viewer by one year every five minutes. The copy was destroyed after its anomalous effects became noticeable.
Input: One wooden yard stick, half a kg of wood
Setting: Fine
Output: One meter stick, thicker then the yard stick
Input: One cupcake and one oversized bolt
Setting: 1:1
Output: One metal cupcake and one bolt made out of cake. Mass of the respective items exactly matched that of the input items.
Input: One handwritten note reading "Please stop producing anomalous items."
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One paper with a big "NO" written in the center that was floating in the air, spinning, and playing "Yakety Sax" from no apparent source
Input: Materials above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small granite statuette of a cog and a small granite hammer.
Input: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam"
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of ground plastic, corresponding to the material used on the model, one pile of components that correspond to those that are involved in the making of carton box
Input: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam"
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "NZ-666 Kshatriya", no model of this size has been produced by the company
Input: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam"
Setting: 1:1
Output: One fully assembled Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam", the sticker sheet is unused, the model present markings that seem to be molded in the plastic instead of paint
Input: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam"
Setting: Fine
Output: One fully assembled Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam", there's a switch on the back of the kit, when pressed produces sounds from that are from the series, no source of sound found
Input: One Master Grade Gundam Plastic Model "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One "RX-0 Unicorn Gundam", upon closer inspection, the model appears to be made of a metal aleation that is very closer to that described in the anime series, both in strength and durability,
Input: A copy of the aforementioned book
Setting: 1:1
Output: A book of diagrams indicating how to fill out an unidentified form, written in Japanese. Cursory translation suggests that the form is financial in nature, and references details such as the owner's age, date and location of birth, marital status, star sign, personality type, and various other personal details.
Input: A copy of the aforementioned book
Setting: Fine
Output: A catalog of land vehicles, food items, and firearms, arranged without a clear pattern.
Input: A copy of the aforementioned book
Setting: Fine
Output: A graphic novel in a similar style. Those handling it have reported an immediate spike in their libido upon picking it up.
Input: One arrest order for Researcher I. Darby, 5 Platoon's of SCP-705
Setting: Fine
Output: 5 Platoon's of SCP-705 wearing thick paper SWAT armor, dyed black from printer ink.
Input: 1 copy of 'Battleblock theater'.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 plastic cube. The song 'It's a secret' from the game 'Battleblock theater' appears to be playing anomalously from the cube, with no end.
Input: Periodic table
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of The New York Times article "We Now Know that He Was a Giant Among Men", written by Harry Schwartz in 1971. The article shows considerable wearing, consistent with a document from the 1970s.
Input: One Zodiac inflatable
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A miniature modern battle cruiser made out of the hard plastic of the zodiac, where the ship's name would be is a plate reading "SPC-914". Fully armed complete with apparently RC ASW helicopters and guided missiles, interior has space for one person crawling with little extra room.
Input: Toothbrush shiv
Setting: 1:1
Output: A slightly shorter unsharpened toothbrush.
Input: One experimental custom camera
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three miniature Canon PowerShot SX420 IS HD 20MP Wi-Fi Digital Cameras.
Input: One copy of 17 again
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small floppy disk containing nothing. Nothing unusual noted.
Input: One copy of 17 again
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of "Cars 4" for the PS1. No such game or film was ever made.
Input: One copy of 17 again
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of 17 again that has all characters replaced with SCP 173, and there is no audio present. The end credits are also written in an unknown language.
Input: See above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A flash drive containing "Bubsy 3d Visits the James Turrell Retrospective."
Input: One pair of Dr. Martens boots
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 8” tire for a motorized vehicle, the rubber forming the outer layer, leather forming the inner layer and reinforced with a steel wire mesh. All manufacturer markings are absent except for a logo depicting a stylized marten.
Input: One computer mouse
Setting: Fine
Output: A ball computer mouse resembling a stylized mouse, uses its ball to move away from anyone approaching but does not appear to be sentient in any way, when plugged into a compatible device it ceases all movement and functions as a normal mouse.
Input: One computer mouse
Setting: Fine Very Fine
Output: A ball computer mouse, all manufacturers markings are absent and aside from the buttons it has no seams. When plugged into a compatible device it functions normally, is notably more accurate than comparable ball mice from the same era and removes all forms of mouse acceleration.
Input: One can of Pepsi
Setting: Fine
Output: One can of Coke.
Input: One can of Arizona (ginseng flavor)
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature bust with the exact same mass as the can of Arizona.
Input: One can of Sprite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A can of [REDACTED]. Liquid has extreme cognitohazardous properties and is awaiting SCP classification. Caused Dr. Tsubasa's stomach to fill with an abnormal amount of Sprite, replacing all acid in his stomach.
Input: One copy of the Code of Hammurabi
Setting: 1:1
Output: A printer copy of the American Amendments.
Input: One copy of the Code of Hammurabi
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unknown law script for a nation called the "4th Reich" written in an unknown German code.
Input: One physical map of the Komi Republic (Russian: Респу́блика Ко́ми; Komi: Коми Республика), 1:500000 size.
Setting: Fine
Output: A satellite map of the Usinsk Urban Okrug, 1:50000 size. Notably, there is a sarcophagus, similar to that seen in Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, covering [DATA CORRUPTED].
Input: One administrative map of Novosibirsk Oblast (Russian: Новосиби́рская о́бласть), 1:100000 size.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: No change in initial appearance. However, once swiped by a hand, the location would shift with respect to the motion of the hand. All de facto administrative divisions, correct as of the present, up to the fourth-tier, as well as rivers, can be seen on the map. However, the map ratio is always strictly 1:100000 regardless of position. No anomalous effects occur if the map is folded.
Input: Testing form, printer ink
Setting: 1:1
Output: The output form was filled in with the proper documentation for the current experiment, including Jr. Researcher Stan's notes.
Input: One copy of the Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise BBC Colletion
Setting: 1:1
Output: One set of DVDs titled ‘The Best of Tommy Cooper’.
Input: One copy of the Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise BBC Colletion
Setting: Fine
Output: No change except that Series 1 has all footage.
Input: One copy of 17 again
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of 17 again in which all characters are played by actors resembling Dr. Nukea. 48 minutes in, a character enters the scene played by an actor resembling Dr. Sheath. All other characters immediately stopped their previous activity, before rushing to beat the character resembling Dr. Sheath to death. After two minutes, all characters returned to their previous positions and continued the scene as normal; after the camera cut, the body resembling Dr. Sheath was no longer present.
Input: One bowl of generic brand macaroni and cheese sauce.
Setting: Fine
Output: One bowl of Fettuccine Alfredo. Bowl appears to be whispering "eat me."
Input: All of the above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: What appears to be a script where Dr. Jenkins and Cassy introduces a number far larger than Graham's Number, expressed in Knuth's Up-Arrow Notation and Conway Chained Arrow Notation as (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′) → (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′) → (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′) → (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′) → (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′) → (θ′↑↑↑↑θ′). The number itself has a cognitohazardous effect that, if fully enumerated (which, given current technology, is impossible given the impossibility to calculate the full value of Graham's Number), will wipe out all life (up to and inclusive of SCP-682) in the universe. As the existence of θ′ itself has been contained, it is necessary for researchers to be notified of this derived number.
Input: The aforementioned sandwich.
Setting: Fine
Output: A cheese sandwich containing two slices of whole wheat bread, two slices of sharpened cheddar, and a single slice of muenster cheese.
Input: All of the above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One letter addressed to Dr. Clocks detailing his promotion to Level 5 security clearance, signed by the Administrator. The letter shows no sign of forgery either.
Input: One copy of Floral Shoppe.
Setting: Rough
Output: One cassette labeled "The Warmup EP" by M.
Input: One copy of Floral Shoppe.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A shattered vinyl of Floral Shoppe.
Input: One copy of Floral Shoppe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One vinyl copy of Shader Complete by Vektroid.
Input: One copy of Floral Shoppe.
Setting: Fine
Output: One vinyl copy of Floral Shoppe. This vinyl has several anomalous properties, including: The run time on each side is 2 hours instead of 20 minutes, there are 13 bonus tracks on each side of the album; none of which are known to exist, and the vinyl will always play at 45 rpm.
Input: One copy of Floral Shoppe.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pink and black checkered hovering sphere made of vinyl. The entirety of Vektroid's discography plays from the sphere, and the sphere seems to be sentient, and can communicate VIA a form of telepathy. The sphere also seems to be very fond of Dr. Kenua and is currently under evaluation for possible SCP classification.
Input: One terrestrial globe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A globe of the moon, major craters are outlined.
Input: One terrestrial globe.
Setting: Fine
Output: A globe of an unknown exoplanet, no outlines or other information can be seen on the respective globe , upon physical contact, a voice is heard telling the individual: "RUN", "ESCAPE", "BE PREPARED", "YOU ARE OUR TARGET".
Input: Drink mix
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A similarly shaped pouch to the original. The label read "Bombastic Explosive Flavor!" with no nutrition information or ingredients.
Input: 1 vial of aerosol amnestic solution.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 vial of liquid. When identified, it was appeared to be the Y-909 compound, from SCP-[REDACTED]. Effect was drastically weaker.
Input: 1 vial of aerosol amnestic solution.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 vial of water, a small pile of powder, and [REDACTED].
Input: 1 vial of aerosol amnestic solution.
Setting: Fine
Output: A colorless, odorless gas. Detection methods proved unable to detect the gas, so the chamber was declared empty, and several researchers, including Calloway, were affected. The gas proved to be anomalous, with the effect of making all subjects who inhale it speak and write backwards for an unknown length of time.
Input: See above.
Setting: Fine
Output: [REDACTED]. Object seems to emit a pulse of an unknown energy that renders all who view it to immediately revert to a vegetable-like state. Object was terminated by several members of the amnestics division.
Input: One copy of Ball.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the Game & Watch game Judge.
Input: One copy of Ball.
Setting: Fine
Output: An upgraded version of Ball. There is: improved graphics, smoother controls and a 2 player mode.
Input: One copy of Ball.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A red and silver tablet. The composition of the tablet appears to be made of an unknown material. When anyone comes into direct contact with the tablet the subject would have appeared to have mastered the art of juggling. When questioned, subjects will say that 'it just sorta happened overnight.'.
Input: One Di-Hydrogen Monoxide Pamphlet
Setting: Fine
Output: One Pamphlet describing the dangers of Pollution
Input: One 2-Liter Tub of "Di-Hydrogen Monoxide"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 2-Liter Tub of Di-Hydrogen Monoxide
Input: One Foundation standard computer keyboard
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Foundation standard computer keyboard. Wired, white plastic, Russian labeling.
Input: One Foundation standard computer keyboard
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plastic device, 10 by 10 by 3 centimeters in size. The device connects to computers with a USB-A cable, and is recognized as an input device. The top of the device has two dials, a 6 cm by 6 cm dot matrix screen, and a number of buttons labelled ひ, カ, 漢, R, ゛, ゜,。 and 入. The device is capable of storing and displaying sequences of up to 16 symbols, inputting them into the computer (and clearing them from its memory) upon pressing the 入 button.
Input: One Foundation standard computer keyboard
Setting: Fine
Output: One "digital accordion". The bellow is rubber, and the instrument has no acoustic components. There is a USB-B port on the left hand side.
Input: One Foundation standard computer keyboard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of gloves, one pair of contact lens, a pile of plastic and metal scraps, one USB dongle. When the contact lens and the gloves are worn, the user sees a virtual keyboard projected in front of them, just below the heels of their palm. Typing on this keyboard provides haptic feedback through the gloves. If the dongle is connected to a computer, the keyboard functions as a standard USB keyboard - additionally, it is capable of Bluetooth connection.
Input: One Foundation standard computer keyboard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic woodpecker figurine. When placed near a computer keyboard, it becomes animate and begins transcribing human speech above 5 decibels.
Input: One PM-06 Glauberyt SMG
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One intricate 1:8 model of the Girls Frontline character PM-06.
Input: Aforementioned map
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of Lublin, showing its attractions. Notably, the map includes the anomalous theme park, SCP-1357.
Input: All of the above items
Setting: very fine
Output: One full can of "Bonk Atomic Punch". D-Class personnel performed a test to review if it had the same effect as in-game ''Atomic Punch''. After a single sip, D-41241-WA immediately grabbed their chest in pain and collapsed. On conduction of an autopsy medical staff confirmed the cause of death to be a heart attack, along with toxic amounts of plastic and wood pulp forming in the stomach and liver, presumably the remains of the game and the picture.
Input: One standard wrist watch
Setting: 1:1
Output: One standard wrist watch but of a different brand.
Input: One standard wrist watch
Setting: Fine
Output: One intricate pocket watch. Pocket watch is also heavily resistant to breaking.
Input: One standard wrist watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One spherical object. When touched the object will appear to look like earth and float in the air. When touched once, the globe will zoom in where the subject pointed. When touched and held, the sphere will display a set of numbers. These numbers have been revealed to be describing the time it takes to get to the location the subject touched by walking.
Input: A copy of the expenses of the Foundation
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the expenses of the Foundation, with some math corrected.
Input: A note saying “What’s your favorite color?”
Setting: Fine
Output: A green note saying “Yes.” It is written in blue.