7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
Setting: Fine
Output: One booklet named ''How to kill 682 the 914 way''. Content is a comprehensive list of methods to terminate SCP-682. It is unknown if these methods are effective.
Input: One of the cubes
Setting: Rough
Output: A puddle of molten plastic.
Input: One of the cubes
Setting: Coarse
Output: 333.3 grams of pure carbon, 166.6 grams of chlorine gas, and 500 grams of hydrogen gas.
Input: One of the cubes
Setting: 1:1
Output: A perfect sphere made from the inputted PVC, except for 3 holes on the top.
Input: One of the cubes
Setting: Fine
Output: A PVC model of the internet meme “Dickbutt”. An anomalous effect causes the viewers to speak only using references to popular phrases on the internet for around two hours.
Input: One of the cubes
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An ever expanding cube, growing at a constant rate of 1 centimeter per minute. The weight will remain at 1 kilogram, but the density will lower and lower, reaching unseen density levels. When a force of 120 newtons or more is applied against a side of the object, it will stop growing. Parts that were cut from the object began to shrink, at a constant rate of 1 centimeter per minute, reaching density levels seen only in neutron stars. The one part that was cut off from the main structure was never recovered, presumably vaporised into di-hydrogen gas.
Input: 1 kg of each type of waste.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of foul-smelling ash, plastic, and metal.
Input: 1 kg of each type of waste.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several piles of waste sorted by waste type for the city of ████████, ██.
Input: 1 kg of each type of waste.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A model of Researcher Darby. A shell of clear plastic surrounds the figure, with food waste filling Darby's head.
Input: 1 kg of each type of waste.
Setting: Fine
Output: The unchanged input. After an attempt at incineration, the output was found to be completely fireproof. The food and paper waste in particular did not decompose for ██ weeks, and metal waste did not rust or tarnish.
Input: 1 kg of each type of waste.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metal box with a large plastic button. When pressed, garbage identical to the input falls on top of the nearest person of highest authority's head in a 10 m radius. Output and garbage incinerated.
Input: One paper note with “Happy Valentine’s Day, SCP-914! I look forward to working with you!” written on it in graphite pencil.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper note with “Happy Valentine’s Day, SCP-914! I look forward to working with you!” written on it in graphite pencil. The sentences have been rearranged to form the shape of a heart on the paper.
Input: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Foundation-issue prosthetic left hand. No anomalous properties observed.
Input: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One small cube of plastic, one small cube of rubber, two small cubes of steel, fifteen screws, eight spools of insulated wiring (of colors red, yellow, green and blue), three piles of miscellaneous components. Measurements taken after testing was concluded show this to be a rough approximation of the materials required to produce the prosthetic. No anomalous properties observed.
Input: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand.
Setting: Rough
Output: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand, heavily damaged. Prosthetic was partially crushed and severely corroded. No anomalous properties observed. Results incinerated.
Input: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand.
Setting: Fine
Output: One prosthetic right hand, visually similar to the Foundation-issue model, with the number “914” imprinted on the back. Testing showed that the prosthetic had a 17% increase in grip strength, a 2% increase in flexibility, and a newly added function that allowed it to spin 360 degrees at the wrist. Further study discovered that the majority of the prosthetic's interior machinery had been replaced by a large collection of clockwork and gears visibly similar to those of SCP-914. These gears anomalously perform the same functions as the original components with no signs of tissue rejection or degradation.
Input: One Foundation-issue prosthetic right hand.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One prosthetic right hand, visually similar to the Foundation-issue model. Approximately thirty seconds after the output door was opened, the prosthetic began to move of its own accord in a manner similar to that of a crab. This behavior persisted for one minute and thirty seconds before it took notice of Dr. Nightingale. The object proceeded to “vocalize” a high-pitched, electronic whine, rear back, and launch itself at Dr. Nightingale. The prosthetic successfully latched onto his left arm, where it then attempted to [DATA EXPUNGED]. Object was terminated via blunt force trauma after Dr. Nightingale slammed it approximately thirty-seven times into the rightmost wall of Research Cell 109-B. No anomalous properties detected in remains. Remains incinerated. Dr. Nightingale sustained no major injuries.
Input: A keyboard with red switches.
Setting: Fine
Output: The unchanged input. A keyboard with a memetic cognitohazard that causes those who press on a key to begin typing at an average of 1337 characters per minute for the next 1.5 hours (monitored so far) upon contact with both physical and digital keyboards. Effects are reversible with weak amnestics.
Input: A keyboard with brown switches.
Setting: Fine
Output: An "F" key 10 times as large as the corresponding key from the input. When pressed, all typed text on paper documents in a 5 m radius are replaced with the letter "F".
Input: A keyboard with blue switches.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. All personnel within the testing chamber were sent to the medical ward for severe hearing damage. Output incinerated.
Input: One of the above copies
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of T.S. Eliot’s “The Hollow Men”.
Input: One of the the above copies
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of ash. Upon staring at the pile, viewers receive a feeling of unease or anxiety.
Input: One of the the above copies
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged copy of “The Waste Land”. Upon opening the book, viewers report seeing images from the future, most of them involving decay or destruction.
Input: One cube of steel
Setting: 1:1
Output: 10kg of varying size nails. Processing took 10 minutes. No anomalous properties found.
Input: One cube of steel
Setting: 1:1
Output: 10kg of steel rivets. Processing took 10 minutes. No anomalous properties found.
Input: One cube of steel
Setting: 1:1
Output: An assortment of gears which, at first glance, should fit in SCP-914. Total mass 10kg. Processing took 4 minutes. No anomalous properties found, nor anomalous scents.
Input: One cube of steel
Setting: 1:1
Output: A figurine of a broken heart and many scraps of steel with very sharp edges. Total mass 10kg. Processing took 10 minutes. No anomalous properties found.
Input: One sheet of A4 paper with "I'm sorry, but we can't keep the gears as is, the risk is too high" written in pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sheet of paper, covered in black. Upon retrieval with the robotic arm, the piece of paper immediately burst in flames. Fire lasted for only a couple seconds. Inspection of the scorch marks on the robotic arm indicates that a human hand would suffer second-degree burns, up to third if it lasted longer.
Input: One introduction note, one ballpoint pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One introduction note, written by a Dr. Alderman. Dr. Alderman is not known to have ever been employed by the Foundation. Handwriting analysis has shown that the note was not written by any current or past members of the SCP-914 research team. One ballpoint pen of a different brand.
Input: One paper crane
Setting: Fine
Output: One hexaflexagon, with the current face marked with the number 0. When folded to show another face of the hexaflexagon, the number on the face increases by 1. Attempts to revert to a face previously shown have been met with failure.
Input: A stick of butter.
Setting: Rough
Output: Melted butter and burnt paper, strewn about and stuck to the output booth walls.
Input: The above output.
Setting: Fine
Output: A stick of butter. The butter inside is intensely blackened and has charcoal-like properties.
Input: A stick of butter.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 250mL wax paper bag of milk.
Input: A stick of butter.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A living 250g cow made out of butter with wax paper skin. Secretes finely mashed corn from its udders when fed beef and milk, and butter identical to the input when fed anything else.
Input: The dictionary.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Will output of danger brain in Chinese change to word if look of Taiwan sticker at pencil fly open rectangle An anomalously floating folded paper rectangle. When unfolded, a cognitohazard forces those who look at the output to speak, read, and write similar to "Chinglish" (a poorly-translated mix of Chinese and English) for 20 minutes. Output incinerated.
Input: One Russian-English dictionary
Setting: Coarse
Output: Four piles of paper strips, containing Russian words, English words, IPA pronunciations, and pictures.
Input: One Korean-Chinese dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: Thirty-five piles of paper strips, containing Chinese and Korean characters with one to thirty-six strokes, and one pile of paper strips containing Latin script letters and Indo-Arabic numbers. It should be noted that there are no commonly used Chinese characters with thirty-four strokes, and all Korean characters have less than twenty strokes.
Input: One Russian-English dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Bulgarian-German dictionary
Input: One Korean-Chinese dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Italian-Greek dictionary
Input: One Russian-English dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: A thesaurus in the Tatar language (Latin script).
Input: One Korean-Chinese dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the Analects, translated into Vietnamese (Chữ Nôm characters).
Input: One Russian-English dictionary
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unlabeled dictionary. Opening it shows contents in random languages dictionaries with content in any two random languages.
Input: One Korean-Chinese dictionary
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visually unchanged dictionary. Opening it, however, reveals a cognitohazard which causes the viewer to only speak in Mandarin Chinese or Korean, and only write in the Traditional Chinese script. Effect persists for three hours.
Input: One sudoku puzzle, one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unsolved sudoku puzzle with the numbers rearranged, one pencil
Input: One sudoku puzzle, one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unsolved sudoku puzzle; however, the standard Arabic numerals have been replaced with the numerals used in Chinese and Japanese script. One pencil.
Input: One sudoku puzzle, one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: One solved sudoku puzzle, one slightly worn pencil
Input: One sudoku puzzle, one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: One unsolved “samurai sudoku” puzzle, an advanced type of sudoku puzzle made of five overlapping grids. The pencil is significantly worn, as its graphite was used to make the additional grids.
Input: One sudoku puzzle, one pencil
Setting: Very fine
Output: One unsolved “3D” sudoku puzzle cube made from paper, one pencil. The paper has been considerably thinned so the numbers inside can be seen. The pencil used in the test is able to phase through the paper and can write down numbers inside the boxes through anomalous means, though the logistics of this mechanic are unknown. Only the specific pencil can phase through the cube; hands and other writing utensils have not been able to replicate the effect.
Input: One note, with the equation "2x+1=3" written on, one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note, with the equation "1-3=-2x" written on, one pencil
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: One note, with equation "x=1" written on, one pencil with a used tip.
Input: One note, with equation "y=-6sin(2x)+3"
Setting: Fine
Output: One note, with the graph of "y=-6sin(2x)+3" sketched on a Cartesian plane
Input: A flash drive.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A flash drive containing an MP3 copy of "Mr. Bad Guy" by Freddie Mercury.
Input: A flash drive.
Setting: Fine
Output: A flash drive containing an MP3 copy of a cover of "Bad Guy" performed by Prof. Wren, using instruments identified as the outputs of previous 914 experiments.
Input: A flash drive.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small plastic/metal figurine of Sol Badguy from the "Guilty Gear" video game franchise.
Input: Three 7.5cm long strand of hair
Setting: Very fine
Output: 300 significantly smaller strands of hair. Each strand will anomalously absorb the nuclei of any cells it touches, as long as they are part of a larger pluricellular organism. An individual strand only manifests its properties with cells of identical genetic code, therefore working as DNA samples. Contact with blonde personnel did not trigger any additional anomalous properties.
Input: A two meter tall rectangular mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: A physically unchanged mirror. If an observer looks at its own reflection, they will be able to alter said reflection based on a time and date they think about.
Input: Previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: A physically unchanged mirror. The observer is now able to look at any past version of the space reflected in the mirror and the events that took place in it.
Input: One multimeter, one dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: One book titled "Senior Researcher Kai's guide to proper grammar and spelling etiquette for dummies", one object visually representing a multimeter with no label besides "On" and "Off". The book describes common writing mistakes, goes into the topic of clinical writing and introduces a measurement unit, called Cay, which describes "the amount of psychological force one exerts on another while proof-reading". The following table is an excerpt from the book that gives points of reference for the unit.
Input: One paper note with "Hello 914, my name is Pewny and I hope our experiments will go without problems" written on it
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper note with the letters rearranged into a broken heart symbol. The letters for RE Pewny's name are at the bottom of the fissure.
Input: One cube of steel
Setting: Fine
Output: Assortment of acid-proof stainless steel bolts Various sizes of normal steel bolts. Output has a memetic property where visual exposure will make the viewer believe the screws are made from highest grade acid-proof stainless steel.
Input: 519 rubber ducks
Setting: Coarse
Output: A large pile of rubber and a puddle of ink
Input: 1421 rubber ducks
Setting: 1:1
Output: 371 rubber docks
Input: 1581 rubber ducks
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 immovable rubber duck with the mass of 1581 rubber ducks anomalously compressed into it.
Input: 666 rubber ducks
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 667 ducks. 666 of the ducks are aligned in the shape of a pentagram, and 1 duck is placed in between them all. The central duck possesses a cognitohazard that causes subjects that come in contact to hear what they report as a “sinister-sounding” voice encouraging them to commit acts that would be classified as “evil” or ”cruel”. Additionally, the cognitohazard possess a mild compulsion quality that can cause even those who have no reports of violence on their record to follow the output’s requests. The rest of the ducks passed screening and were determined to be non anomalous. Cognitohazard incinerated.
Input: One AA-12
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two Izhmash Saiga-12 shotguns
Input: One AA-12
Setting: Fine
Output: A Daewoo Precision Industries USAS-12 shotgun, with a loaded ten-round magazine.
Input: One AA-12, blueprint
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two items:
Input: Photo of Maxwell Atchisson
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Maxwell Atchisson in a uniform similar to those in Girls Frontline, with the AA-12 character next to him. A map of the Mukhavets River basin can be seen in the background, with a military base in Brest marked as occupied by insurgents. On the back is a note reading "Father died today. I am but a doll, but I'm also an Atchisson, and his legacy will live in me." It should be noted that Maxwell Atchisson died in 2003.
Input: Paper note with “hello 914” written on it.
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with a small line maze drawn on it. The ink is a noticeably darker shade of blue than that of the input, nearing black. Once the line maze is solved, the answer will be erased and the maze will reconfigure to have a different solution after 2.5 minutes.
Input: 500g can of kerosene, 2 beryllium nails
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Testing cell is safe for continued usage. See addendum below for more details.
Input: One piece of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of blank paper and one pile of paper containing different lines in black ink.
Input: One piece of paper.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One piece of paper with black points covering one side.
Input: One piece of paper.
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with animated black lines that extend and compress themselves.
Input: One piece of paper.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One translucent piece of paper. A word or image is superimposed over any images viewed through the paper. Any pattern arranged to generate a composed image or phrase will be rearranged to form the phrase “Cheap Trick”. When the previous outputs were observed through it the word “Clockwork” was formed.
Input: One packet of lemon-flavored drink mix
Setting: Fine
Output: One packet labeled “Fruit Punch”. D-9327 was told to prepare a drink using the drink mix. The resulting liquid was colorless and odorless. When ingested by D-9327, D-9327 was knocked back, as if he had been struck by an invisible force, rendering him unconscious. Upon awakening in the medical bay, D-9327 reported a fruity taste in his mouth.
Input: One box
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 15cm-diameter model of a liposome, a spherical vesicle made from lipid bilayers in human biology, and one 3m-diameter model of a human cell. Both models are anomalously capable of fusing with human cells despite being entirely composed of foam and three D-class personnel have so far been terminated while retrieving the outputs.
Input: One box
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 38.7cm-diameter sphere of highly-compressed foam, weighing 38.7kg. Sphere is anomalously animate and displays extreme hostility to any humans present, displaying offensive behaviour such as attempting to roll over toes of nearby personnel.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of shredded cardboard and plastic.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of melted plastic and smoldering cardboard.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One disassembled box, one 30x10 layout of bricks organized by color in order of appearance on a rainbow, i.e. reds to the left, blues to the right.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Identical to previous. Bricks organized by color alphabetically.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A thick plastic box containing 300 tiny cardboard bricks of various colors.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A box with no label containing one large plastic brick in various colors. The label from the box is adhered to the underside of the brick.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic katana with a cardboard-wrapped grip. Weapon is solid and has a measured tensile strength of over 400 MPa, equivalent to steel, but lacks any sort of edge, rendering it useless for anything beyond bludgeoning. Output turned over to facility security.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of plastic boots with cardboard laces, men's, size 9.5 extra wide. D-class with matching shoe size brought in and instructed to try them on. D-class noted they were "surprisingly comfortable."
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic creature matching the description of an archeopteryx, an avian-saurian creature of the late Jurassic period.
Input: One brick set.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An elongated plastic eggplant, similar to the iPhone emoji. A plastic handle wrapped in cardboard protrudes from its larger end. An anomalous property was discovered where gripping the handle causes the eggplant to vibrate at ████ Hertz, a frequency known to stimulate the human nervous system; this property is only present when Prof. Wren is holding it.
Input: Three marbles
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three visually-unchanged marbles, which have gained anomalous properties as listed below. Marbles were placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One physical model of Suriname
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic map of northeastern South America, bounded by the Orinoco, Casiquiare, Negro, and Amazon Rivers. A line in the middle divides the region into a "Republic of New Holland" (capital: Paramaribo) and a "Kingdom of Portugal in exile" (capital: Manaus).
Input: Loaded H&K G36
Setting: Fine
Output: One H&K G11 automatic rifle. Confirmed to be non-anomalous.
Input: One physical model of Suriname, empty G36
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hollow, full-body mannequin. Output attempted [DATA EXPUNGED]. Incinerated.
Input: One copy of GTA V
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Blu-Ray copy of the 1995 film Heat. The disc's main directory also contains a ROM file for the N64 game Body Harvest.
Input: One banned PS4 console
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two PS2 Slim consoles, each with carved prohibited signs where the ethernet port would have otherwise been located. Consoles are smaller than their standard counterparts and thus non-functional.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One empty Nintendo 3DS cartridge, one copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, which has not been released as of now one empty Nintendo Switch cartridge with the cognitohazardous effect of having all affected personnel think that there is a fully functional and playable copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons installed on the cartridge. Item incinerated.
Input: Above input
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A origami dove that anomalously sings to a tune similar to the song,” Here comes the sun” by The Beatles.
Input: Above package of wipes.
Setting: Fine
Output: One package of 914-brand disinfecting wipes, labelled with the description "Kills 100% of viruses and bacteria!" Testing revealed that application of wipes to any surface results in the death of any microbial life on the surface. Placed in Anomalous Storage. Incinerated.
Input: Above input
Setting: Fine
Output: A cloth model of the Sears Tower in Chicago with the Chaos Insurgency emblem on the front. Item incinerated on Junior Researchers Pines’ request
Input: One ballpoint pen, one handwritten note, with the message: "I just got here and I hope testing will be great with you."
Setting: 1:1
Output: One yellow highlighter and one copy of SCP-914's object description, with the sentences "At this time, no testing of biological matter is allowed. Refer to document 109-B:117." highlighted in yellow.
Input: One sheet of bubble wrap
Setting: Rough
Output: A large puddle of polyethylene
Input: One sheet of bubble wrap
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same sheet of bubble wrap, but all of the air pockets were popped. Ten seconds after the output booth opened, a loud popping noise estimated to be at roughly 80dB was heard.
Input: One sheet of bubble wrap
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of bubble wrap, consisting of a single giant air bubble instead of several smaller bubbles.
Input: One sheet of bubble wrap
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of bubble wrap that anomalously regenerates all air pockets popped after 30 seconds.
Input: One sheet of bubble wrap
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Glasses made up of polyethylene film that when worn, produces popping sounds heard only by the wearer. Object incinerated.
Input: Above paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: A piece of paper with a small black square in the corner. Upon inspection under a microscope, the black square appears to be comprised of multiple paragraphs of hastily scrawled text in nearly illegible handwriting, with numerous grammar and spelling errors. Comparison with internal databases shows that the text consists of duplicates of all known experiment logs on 914 involving written notes, with each log repeated on average 658 times and arranged out of order.