7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A box, whenever opened, has a 50% chance of containing a drawing of a cat, a 25% chance of containing nothing, and a 25% chance of containing a small spring-loaded blade composed of origami. The blade/cat disappears after ceasing to be observed, resetting the box.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden box with a picture of a cat inside. Upon closing and re-opening the box, there is a 25% chance that the picture will change to that of a black cat with the words “BOO!” written on the bottom. Upon seeing the image of the black cat, the viewer will faint from fright.
Input: One of the above boxes.
Setting: Fine
Output: A box that has a 25% chance to contain one wooden cat figure, a 12.5% chance to contain two half-mass figures, a 6.25% chance to contain at least four quarter-mass figures, etc. This pattern does not have a known limit. The chances are cumulative, meaning there is always a 50% chance for the box to be empty. Material for the figures is taken from the box's inside surface.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: 1:1
Output: A wooden cat labelled Schrödinger's Box.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden cat that has wood fiber fur. D-29445 was instructed to reach his hand into the cat's mouth. D-29445 was hesitant, but followed orders. The cat bit down, causing D-29445 immense pain. When he pulled his arm out, there was a small origami box in his hand. When instructed to unfold it, the paper had a word written on it. 50% of the time, the word was "Alive", and the other 50% of the time, the word was "Dead".
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A box that 50% of the time when opened will contain an origami wolf looking up that the person who opened the box. There is a 25% chance that the box will contain a cognitohazard that will cause the viewer to laugh for several seconds yet can not recite what was funny or what was in the box. Finally there is a 25% chance that the box will contain a piece of paper folded to resemble an old book with no identifying features.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper-like box with a wooden slate inside of it. The slate has a 50% chance of a carving of a normal cat, a 25% chance of Nekotama carving and a 25% chance of a Bakeneko carving.
Input: One of the above boxes.
Setting: Fine
Output: A box stylized like a tape cassette that, when opened, will have a 50% chance of playing one of the following songs, with the number of plays over a series of 100 openings indicated next to the title:
Input: 6 aluminum cans, 1 set of ingredients.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 10 smaller than usual aluminum cans branded as "Canada Wet" ginger ale, and one large glass bowl of spare ingredients left in the corner of the output booth. Testing of the product confirmed it to be ordinary, notably non-carbonated water, with a very light ginger taste. After chemical testing revealed no other unusual properties, remaining unopened cans were placed in the break-room fridge.
Input: 6 aluminum cans, 1 set of ingredients.
Setting: Fine
Output: 6 aluminum cans branded as "Dry Canadian" ginger ale, and one cube of glass left in the corner of the output booth. D-class testing the beverage described a sudden and intense urge to acquire Canadian citizenship. When tested with a D-class already possessing of Canadian citizenship, D-class expressed an overwhelming feeling of national pride.
Input: 6 aluminum cans, 1 set of ingredients.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 large glass stein, with ornate aluminum inlay reading "914 Brand Extra Dry Ginger Ale". D-class was asked to take a drink of the contents, and immediately after doing so began urinating uncontrollably. D-class expressed panic until urination abruptly ceased at which point D-class collapsed onto the floor, and a slurry of other bodily fluids began draining from all present pores and orifices. D-class simultaneously appeared to "shrivel up" with their flesh becoming increasingly tight around their bones. After this effect had appeared to cease, further inspection revealed that the D-class had been completely drained of all fluids, making their body extremely rigid and very brittle. Stein produced by SCP-914 was found to have broken when dropped by the testing D-class, and the contents mixed with the bodily fluids on the testing room floor. Physical contact with spilled contents produced no anomalous effects, although it is unknown if this is due to their mixture with the bodily fluids present, or due to a requirement of being consumed to produce its anomalous effects. D-class remains as well as remains of stein incinerated.
Input: A disc marked with a group photo of the 914 testing staff.
Setting: Fine
Output: A disc containing a copy of the full season of ''Firefly'', with the main cast replaced by the following Site staff:
Input: A disc with the SCP Foundation logo imprinted on it.
Setting: Fine
Output: A disc labeled "110-Montauk." Immediately ordered to be incinerated by Prof. Wren.
Input: Aforementioned items
Setting: 1:1
Output: A hollowed-out pencil with the graphite and metal removed and an origami USB drive. Testing has shown that when plugged into a computer it opens a .txt file containing the original note.
Input: One vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: A vacuum that when turned on, will suck in any dust, dirt, etc. within a 1 meter radius of the vacuum nozzle.
Input: One mop
Setting: Fine
Output: A mop that cleans anything it passes over perfectly, leaving the surface the same as it was when originally made. Reduces friction of cleaned surfaces by an extreme amount, making them more slippery than ice. Effect lasts until a significant amount of dirt was added.
Input: One feather duster
Setting: Fine
Output: An unchanged feather duster. When the output comes into contact with a surface it will slowly draw in any dust from the surface to the point of contact.
Input: One of the figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: One figurine of the character “Jotaro” from the same series
Input: One of the figurines
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One figurine, appearing identical to the input, but with a button on the figure's back that when pressed, will cause the figurine to glow yellow for approximately 3 seconds. The phrase “ZA WARUDO!” will be emitted from the mouth of the figure during this time, which caused the D-class involved in testing to immediately demanifest. The D-class reappeared 3 seconds later, 10 meters away from where he originally was. It has been concluded that the figurine is capable of limited time-manipulation. Further testing showed that the more times the button is pressed, the longer period of time will be stopped.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with sodium
Setting: Fine
Output: A shot glass made of sodium. The outside is lined with glass. When removed from the output booth, water began condensing in the glass, causing it to combust. Output was thrown onto the floor by R.A. Walker, and he proceeded to forcefully smother the flames and crush the output with the bottom of his lab boots.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with magnesium
Setting: Fine
Output: 10 glass matches. When struck, they burn for less than one second. Determined non-anomalous and discarded.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with aluminium
Setting: Fine
Output: One square meter of aluminum foil, folded to give the appearance that it is wrapped around a sandwich. Testing shows an impurity of silicon in the foil. R.A. Walker seemed dismayed when he found that there was in fact no sandwich in the foil.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with silicon
Setting: Fine
Output: 1.2cm cube of glass.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: Lenses for a pair of glasses. R.A. Walker took his glasses off and looked through the lenses. When he took the lenses away, he became visibly distressed. He removed the lenses from his glasses and replaced them with the output, before putting the glasses back on.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with phosphorus
Setting: Fine
Output: A phosphorus statue of Researcher Darby on a glass stand. Darby is holding a white phosphorus grenade. Darby himself is made of red phosphorus.
Input: A piece of paper, reading "cognitohazardous".
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A piece of paper, reading "yum". Possesses an infohazardous property which causes a piece of it to manifest inside the mouth of any person informed of its existence.
Input: A piece of paper, reading "cognitohazardous, infohazardous, memetic"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate piece of paper, capable of basic movement via flapping.
Input: A piece of paper, reading "cognitohazardous, infohazardous, memetic, animate, hostile, sapient, sentient"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A piece of paper with edges sharp enough to cut most material it was tested upon, with the exception of materials possessing high chemical regularity (large crystals, extremely pure long-chain proteins, etc).
Input: A piece of paper, with every Foundation hazard classification written on it.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A piece of paper folded into the shape of a basic capacitor. The word 'capacitor' is written on the surface of the object many times, in various sizes, writing styles, and capitalization forms. No anomalous properties found, despite over 12 hours of testing.
Input: One pair of glasses, 20g of quartz dust
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually identical pair of glasses; however, there are 4 wide diagonal stripes along the arm of the glasses. When worn, the wearer will perceive 280 spiders of various species on all surfaces viewed, yet cannot feel them. The effect ceases once removed. Glasses destroyed via incineration.
Input: One pair of glasses, 30g of zinc
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of glasses with identical lenses; however, the rim surrounding the lenses now have a silver sheen. Inscribed upon the left arm are the words ”For Darby” and on the right arm is ”Now with more spiders!” When worn, the wearer perceives over 25,000 individual spiders on all objects and surfaces; when removed, the effect lasts up to 8 minutes and will cause great levels of distress in the wearer. Object destroyed with extreme prejudice via controlled explosives.
Input: One pair of glasses, 20g of phosphorus
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of glasses, with softly green tinted lenses. When worn, the glasses allow the user to see in dark environments without the need for a flashlight or other light source. For testing purposes, the time limit was discovered after 44 minutes of use when D-77544 reported an enormous 2m-tall glowing green spider break through the testing chamber wall; however, this was determined to only be a visual hallucination. Glasses destroyed when D-77544 threw them across the room and the remains have been incinerated.
Input: One pair of glasses, 20g of palladium
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One circular 4mm wide silicate lens with a circumference of 4cm and a plastic frame. When looking through the lens, the user is able to see into the esoteric Aspect Radiation spectrum termed by the Group of Interest "Global Occult Coalition" as Elan-Vital Energy within the observed area. The object has been placed into storage pending further research.
Input: One model.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 1:512 scale model of the CVN-65 Enterprise aircraft carrier, including a squadron of 7 F-14 Tomcat fighter jets and 3 HH-60H Seahawk helicopters.
Input: One model.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:16 scale model of a 2017 Ford Explorer SUV, emblazoned with the logo of the Enterprise car rental agency. Upon the output booth opening, the toy vehicle sped off via unknown means of propulsion, reaching 82 km/h before colliding with the door to the testing area and shattering to pieces.
Input: One model.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A toy model of the NCC-1701 Enterprise from the original "Star Trek" TV series. Model floated 0.73 meters off the ground via unknown means. After flying out of the output booth at speeds measured up to 94 km/h, the model took up a slow orbit around D-class in the testing area.
Input: One full-body sketch of Research Assistant Walker wearing a lab coat.
Setting: Fine
Output: One full-body sketch of Research Assistant Walker wearing US military uniform.
Input: One full-body sketch of Dr. Veritas wearing a lab coat.
Setting: Fine
Output: One full-body sketch of Dr. Veritas in a tuxedo, his face obscured.
Input: One upper-body sketch of Intern Snevets wearing a lab coat.
Setting: Fine
Output: One upper-body sketch of Intern Snevets wearing a SWAT uniform.
Input: One full-body sketch of Researcher Miniwa wearing a lab coat.
Setting: Fine
Output: One full-body sketch of Researcher Miniwa wearing a nightgown.
Input: One full-body sketch of Researcher Cleveland wearing a lab coat.
Setting: Fine
Output: One full-body sketch of Researcher Cleveland wearing a jersey.
Input: Aformentioned items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One origami model of a shell-shocked Girls Frontline character FN FNC slaughtering individuals from former Site-53, Pittsburgh, one SanDisk 32GB USB containing the following files:
Input: The above
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 hard drive containing nothing but a text file with an ASCII image of a middle finger. Viewing image induced a memetic effect forcing the viewer to make obscene gestures members of Site administration whenever they encounter them.
Input: 1 piece of white chalk.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 piece of purple chalk. Exploded in Dr. Beidermans' hands, coating them in purple dust.
Input: 1 piece of white chalk.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 piece of green chalk. Exited booth at speeds of 30 M.P.H., and collided with Beiderman's forehead.
Input: 1 white crayon.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 purple crayon. Testing revealed it to have the ability to create abstract, working objects out of the purple wax of the crayon merely by drawing in the air with it. Crayon wears down as usual.
Input: One pen, one note reading: “Hello, it is nice to meet you.”
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note with a crude drawing of a face. The pen is unchanged.
Input: One pen, one note reading: “This has been an interesting experience.”
Setting: Coarse
Output: One piece of paper, with all writing on it sorted by letter and capitalization. One disassembled pen. There are more letters on the paper than on the original note.
Input: One pen, one note with a scribbled smiley face
Setting: Fine
Output: One detailed drawing of ''Jeff the mug cat'', one empty pen.
Input: One pen, one note reading: “I hope we can have a mutually beneficial partnership!”, one blank note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A larger note, with a cognitohazardous symbol which, when tested, was found to cause severe visual and auditory hallucinations, with the effect having a maximum duration of 5 hours. Result incinerated after testing.
Input: All above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One metal box with the text "Firekill Box" engraved on the cover. When heated to temperatures of greater than 473K, excess thermal energy is absorbed (down to a baseline of 473K) for 1 minute before anomalously being released all at once. Placed in anomalous storage after attempted destruction using the on-Facility incinerator caused massive structural damage.
Input: One white pair of socks.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One white pair of knitted gloves
Input: One white pair of socks.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One green pair of socks
Input: One white pair of socks.
Setting: Fine
Output: Objects appear unchanged, when worn they appear to be completely water-proof and extremely comfortable. Noted to have very low friction, causing balancing difficulties.
Input: All Above
Setting: Fine
Output: dentical to input. Box, which, when looked at, causes people to perceive that they have done ten seconds of action (when in reality, they have done nothing)
Input: One box set, full series of Game of Thrones.
Setting: Fine
Output: One box set, full series of Game of Thrones (Family Friendly Edition). Analysis of the discs shows each episode has been altered to remove all instances of violence, nudity, vulgarity, and sexual acts; entirety of contents located on first disc. Remaining discs and 94% of first disc are devoid of data. Total run time clocked at 43 minutes, 19 seconds.
Input: One box set, full series of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX anime series.
Setting: Fine
Output: A "Duel Disk" from the series made out of the materials of the discs and case. No anomalous properties or technological functionality of any sort noted.
Input: One box set, full series of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same box set, unaltered. Analysis has determined an anomalous property wherein viewers are left feeling much more positive about themselves and the world around them, with a greatly increased drive to be better in their everyday lives. Digital copies of the episodes have shown to carry the same property, and have been made available to all Foundation personnel.
Input: One LIFX bulb
Setting: Rough
Output: Bulb disassembled into its constituent parts including the plastic shell, glass for the bulb, LED diodes, and a chip containing what appears to be an 802.11b radio, a small microphone, a DAC, and a flash memory.
Input: One LIFX bulb
Setting: Course
Output: One 60 watt fluorescent light bulb that gives evidence if being previously used. Further testing discovered that it will respond to commands via the Bixby virtual assistant.
Input: One LFX bulb
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Philips Hue Single Premium Smart Bulb also showing signs that it has been pre-used.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: One 1:1000 scale model of a Tolmekian Airship, a vehicle from the NOTVOTW franchise. Was anomalously capable of flight.
Input: JR Pines’ file
Setting: Fine
Output: A dossier of the character Joseph Joestar, from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 2. The cover noticeably appears to be covered in purple vines. Produces a cognitohazardous effect causing anyone who reads the file to discover a secret about JR Pines.
Input: R. Rasclon’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A remarkably detailed drawing of multiple iterations of Researcher Rasclon all striking 914 with various tools.
Input: R. Vil’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A depiction of Researchers Vil and Darby as giants, towering over a burning building bearing the logo of the Foundation.
Input: JR Kai’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: An ink drawing of Sisyphus.
Input: One copy of Dr. Cleveland’s file
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of shredded paper. Depicts a frowning face on the shreds.
Input: One copy of Dr. Cleveland’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A drawing of a small axe, and a shovel digging a hole. Produced a cognitohazardous effect causing Researcher Connolly to slap himself in the face six times. No other anomalous effects detected.
Input: One deck.
Setting: Fine
Output: A deck of SCP-themed tarot cards, with 4 cards laid out in a row as follows:
Input: One deck.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 40-card deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards themed around the "Arcana Force" archetype, including 13 monster cards and 9 spell cards that do not presently exist in the card game or anime series. Effects of the new cards appear to be based on the abilities of their corresponding "Stands" from the anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.
Input: One deck.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A tablet made out of compressed paper stock. Atop the tablet is a translucent sphere made out of the laminate used on the cards. An anomalous property has been found where holding the tablet and asking a question will cause them to see a vision pertaining to the answer within the sphere. Answers given have been determined to be 100% accurate, although the vagueness of the answer is proportional to the vagueness of the question.
Input: Aforementioned item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Due to SCP 914s history with visual media it was deemed necessary to have a D class observe the painting first. D 2941, a 32-year-old male was brought to the Foundation after killing a man who threatened his 10-year-old child. Subject noted that the painting looked identical to the original but strangely remarking that he quote: ''understood why''. He repeated this statement for 5 minutes before attempting to attack a guard while shouting the phrase ''he must not usurp me'' before being sedated. Studies of his brain activity showed his temporal lobe had been damaged, making him lack empathy. It has been concluded that the painting had a cognitohazardous effect, making the viewer violently seek and attempt to kill their children. All further testing has been suspended by Junior Researcher Pines.
Input: 1 hard-drive, containing a copy of Samsara OS.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 hard-drive, containing an operating system called dad.os. Plugged into a computer which had been disconnected from Foundation servers. Overwrote scp.OS. Computers' "Shift" and "Caps Lock" keys no longer work. The desktop background became a picture of a hamster.
Input: 1 hard-drive, containing a .txt file with random alphanumeric characters.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 hard-drive, containing a .txt file with random alphanumeric characters. Alphabetical characters had been replaced with American radio codewords starting with the letter.
Input: 1 hard-drive, blank.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 hard-drive, blank containing a pattern screamer. Discovered when it was realized that several roles considered integral to standard operating procedures had no assigned personnel. At least three theoretical researchers and members of Site security may have been conceptually erased.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: One larger sheet of paper, determined to be a blend of cardstock and photo paper, depicting a partial-color image of a gear surrounding a human brain
Input: One calculator
Setting: Fine
Output: One device that does not resemble a calculator. Contains a cognitohazard that causes affected personnel to constantly draw parallels with calculators, but does not resemble similar cognitohazards that affect calculators. The effect lasted up to an hour for Junior Researcher Kai, resembling the time one spends using a calculator during a Mathematics examination.
Input: One origami beetle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami stag beetle that does not resemble a calculator. Determined to be affected by the same cognitohazard created in the previous test.
Input: One 7m × 1m bolt of cloth
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One cotton robe of impossibly high quality, with the inputted cotton threads having been separated into strands thousands of times finer than hair and being woven together into an extremely dense fabric.
Input: One jar of chocolate
Setting: 1:1
Output: One jar of honey
Input: All above
Setting: Fine
Output: One 12.7×55mm Subsonic (STs-130PT) cartridge, on a scale of 37.3:1. As it is obviously nonfunctional, it has cleared anomalous testing and currently rests in a glass box on Weapon Researcher Markham's desk.
Input: The above.
Setting: Fine
Output: One hard-drive containing a bitmap image of a tree. Viewing this image induces introspection in viewers. Bitmap image printed out, one copy currently hangs in 914 testing chamber next to a plaque reading "Is this test really a good idea?". Additional copies are available upon request.
Input: The aforementioned crown.
Setting: Fine
Output: One small plastic statuette of the character Roman from Sanders Sides. The gold paint is visible on the places where gold would be on his outfit. The remaining paint and plastic are in small piles beside it. Determined to be non-anomalous and given to Intern Roman at his request.
Input: One copy of The Turner Diaries
Setting: Rough
Output: Torn up pieces of paper, a puddle of ink
Input: One copy of The Turner Diaries
Setting: Coarse
Output: 84 pieces of white paper, 22 pieces of black paper, 2 pieces of red paper. All 108 are printed with either "National Alliance, est. 1974", or "Hillsboro, WV".
Input: One copy of The Turner Diaries
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung, 1966 bilingual edition.
Input: One copy of The Turner Diaries
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of The Education of Little Tree. Apart from the front and back covers, which is colored red instead of orange, it shows no deviation in content from the 1976 first edition by Asa Earl "Forrest" Carter.