7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: The catalytic generator.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 157 apple seeds 157 smaller catalytic generators, each having 1/157 the mass of the original and measuring approximately the size of a piece of candy corn. Tests revealed that, while each generator had 99.4% conversion efficiency, they only output 0.04W an hour. Additionally, a cognitohazardous anomaly causes anyone directly viewing them to perceive them as appleseeds; viewing through a camera feed mitigates the anomaly. Further analysis of the changes in the devices' technology is currently pending.
Input: One wad
Setting: Fine
Output: A little humanoid figure made out of wool.
Input: One wad
Setting: Fine
Output: A compressed cube of red wool.
Input: One wad
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon opening of the output booth, several wing-shaped constructions made out of wool came flying at high speeds out of it and hit the overseeing security guard, who was completely unharmed.
Input: Paper on Quantum Theory, Ball of Steel;
Setting: Rough
Output: Shreds of Paper and Steel fragments;
Input: Paper on Quantum Theory, Ball of Steel, Beef Ramen bowl;
Setting: Coarse
Output: Paper, Steel, Plastic, and Ramen neatly separated along with a puddle of ink;
Input: Paper on Quantum Theory, Ball of Steel, Beef Ramen bowl;
Setting: 1:1
Output: Paper on Planetary Physics, Steel Cube, Chicken Ramen bowl;
Input: Paper on Quantum Theory, Ball of Steel, Beef Ramen bowl;
Setting: Fine
Output: Paper describing 7th Dimension travel, Steel bull, Cooked beef Ramen, Researcher Darby;
Input: Paper on Quantum Theory, Ball of Steel, Beef Ramen bowl;
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Animate Steel Beetle with Ramen and Plastic Legs and Paper Wings. Upon exiting output booth it charged at Researcher Darby's control booth and forced him to enter the Input booth. Researcher Darby's Intern attempted to rescue Researcher Darby but was stopped by a burst of ink from the Beetle and the Quantum Darby holding him back. Once Researcher Darby was fully inside the Input booth the Beetle initiated SCP-914 (On Very Fine) and managed to slip inside the input booth before it closed. When 914 finished refining, security personnel attempted to rescue Researcher Darby but instant examination of the Output booth showed that both Researcher Darby and the Beetle were gone.
Input: Aforementioned stack of paper
Setting: Very fine
Output: A paper sphere that rolled into the break room. It then turned into a paper machine that latched onto a wall and then spread to both ends of the wall. When metal is put into its "input" slot it consumes the metal and extends the room in the direction of the wall. This process does not overlap into, or destroy other rooms. The break room, when viewed through a X-ray, appears normal, however.
Input: 5 strawberry Pop-Tarts™
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two large piles of crumbs, one brown in color and one white and red in color.
Input: 5 strawberry Pop-Tarts™
Setting: Rough
Output: One large square shaped pastry crust surrounded by large amounts of crumbs. The words "Et tu, Brute?" are written on the pastry in hardened frosting.
Input: 5 strawberry Pop-Tarts™
Setting: 1:1
Output: 5 Pop-Tarts™ with a spread of sugary filling on the top of the pastry. The inside of the Pop-Tarts™ are replaced with hardened frosting.
Input: 5 strawberry Pop-Tarts™
Setting: Fine
Output: A recreation of the human tongue constructed entirely out of Pop-Tart™ materials. Hardened frosting is placed on specific parts of the "tongue" that seem to imitate inflamed papillae.
Input: 5 strawberry Pop-Tarts™
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small creature resembling Homo Vindicta at roughly 40 centimeters in height. The specimen has skin constructed out of hardened frosting. Shortly after creation, it grabbed a sharp piece of itself, stabbed its abdomen, in which it bled sugar filling. It appeared to "eat" the filling by forcefully shoving a handful into its facial area before becoming inert.
Input: Aforementioned prosthetic arm.
Setting: Rough
Output: 1 large pile of scrap metal, vaguely shaped like a gravestone.
Input: 1 can of WD-40.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 8-oz. bottle of Passion Fruit-Ranch Caffeine-Free Coke Zero. This flavor is not produced by the Coca-Cola company. Contents later verified to be WD-40.
Input: 1 cupcake
Setting: 1:1
Output: A frosting filled cupcake. All frosting is gone from the top of the cupcake.
Input: 1 cupcake
Setting: Rough
Output: A smashed cupcake.
Input: 1 cupcake
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly normal cupcake, upon consuming it the subject begins to experience the symptoms of food poisoning and acquires internal bleeding.
Input: One balloon
Setting: 1:1
Output: One balloon, with the foil molded into the shape of a beehive. Painted randomly with the same color scheme as the original balloon
Input: One balloon
Setting: Fine
Output: A small pill-shaped capsule, roughly 13 cm wide and 30 cm long. Output booth was remotely opened, and upon opening, the capsule exploded open. It is theorized that 914 attempted to compress the helium into the container, but the materials were not strong enough to withstand the pressurized gas.
Input: One large honeybee shaped balloon
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A balloon in the shape of a 1930s Akron class airship. The class of airship was designed to carry small fighter craft that could launch from and defend the ship. The airship floated out of the output booth and initially stayed in place. Jr. Researcher Stan, unaware of the purpose of Akron class airships, entered the experiment room to inspect the output. Upon JR. Stan coming close to the airship, multiple foil honeybees were released from the bottom of the craft. Personnel suffered multiple small stings from the metal stingers of the bees, which were found to not detach like their normal counterparts. The airship was eventually shot multiple times by security, which caused it to crash from loss of helium. The metal bees became inert after the "mothership" crashed.
Input: One nearly completed 300 piece puzzle, with the exception of a randomly removed piece.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One nearly completed 280 piece puzzle of similar dimensions, with a single piece missing. Puzzle depicts a scene consisting of a family having a picnic in a forest clearing.
Input: The missing piece of the original input set.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A puzzle piece. Imagery on the piece matches up with the output of the previous test. However, the edges are cut to only line up with 3 of the 4 surrounding pieces.
Input: One nearly completed 300 piece puzzle, with the exception of a randomly removed piece.
Setting: Fine
Output: One complete 500 piece puzzle. While no pieces are missing, puzzle is roughly 0.3% smaller to adjust for the missing mass. Two pieces show visual artifacts consistent with a 'content-aware fill' popular in modern image editing software. Puzzle depicts a scene consisting of a much more extravagant boat at sunset.
Input: The missing piece of the second input set.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One blank piece of cardboard cut into the shape of an asterisk. Object shows anomalous properties when placed over a gap in a piece of media. When this occurs, the object will reshape itself, growing or shrinking, until the missing area is covered. Object then changes color and content to match up with the host media. Removing the piece will revert it back to its original state. Testing with known documents has shown that while the filled portions of content seem plausible, they are not accurate. Using the object on the same piece of media repeatedly will give different results each time. Object has shown this reaction against holes, redactions, or censorship in text, pictures, and video.
Input: One globe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One globe displaying the position of Earth's landmasses approximately 1 million years in the future, in addition to a large crater in what was North America.
Input: A copy of Dr. Thurston's poetry.
Setting: Fine
Output: A wastepaper basket.
Input: The toolbox.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large, multi-limbed arthropodal creature made of plastic and metal. Its abdomen and head resembled the toolbox. At the end of each limb was the end of one of the tools. Immediately upon the "Output" booth opening, the creature attacked Dr. V█████ and smashed his head in with its hammer-appendages, killing him instantly. Security personnel moved in and destroyed the creature.
Input: One USB Drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: One USB Drive containing the song The Real Slim Shady.
Input: One USB Drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB Drive containing the song King Charles II: King of Bling from Horrible Histories.
Input: One USB Drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One USB Drive containing My Name Is. However, after every time the song says ‘my name is’, Eminem instead says a name. These names were later found out to be O5 members.
Input: One copy of the report
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of an unknown SCP-055's report.
Input: One report
Setting: Fine
Output: Nothing
Input: One report
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An intricate origami figurine of SCP-●●|●●●●●|●●|●
Input: 1 bottle of soda, 1 container of fruit salad.
Setting: Fine
Output: One 20 oz bottle of carbonated beverage. The label shows a variety of fruit made entirely out of bubbles.
Input: One bottle of soda, one tea bag.
Setting: Fine
Output: One 12 oz bottle of brown liquid, warm to the touch, and two small cubes later identified as pure cane sugar. The label shows the Union Jack made entirely of bubbles.
Input: One bottle of soda, one packet of hot sauce.
Setting: Fine
Output: One 12 oz bottle of fizzy red liquid, shaking violently. Security footage showed the label to have nuclear hazard symbols around the edges with the word "CAUTION!!" repeated over and over in between. Bottle exploded shortly after the "output" booth opened, spraying the booth with liquid and glass shards while lodging the cap in the ceiling. No indication of NBR hazards were found; explosion thought to be caused by the liquid being super-heated. Cleanup crews cleaned the "output" booth of soda spray and shattered glass without incident.
Input: 1 jacket, 1 roller
Setting: Rough
Output: A jumble of wool, hair, and plastic all stuck together with adhesive.
Input: 1 jacket, 1 roller
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two neat piles of hair and wool respectively. The handle of the lint roller was sitting in the center of the room with each individual sheet from the lint roller stuck to the walls of the output chamber.
Input: 1 jacket, 1 brush
Setting: 1:1
Output: The lint roller was replaced with a cat brush packed with the cat hair from the jacket. The jacket design was now orange and black tiger stripes.
Input: 1 jacket, 1 brush
Setting: Fine
Output: The jacket and brush seemed to have fused together with the interior of the jacket being some kind of adhesive. When chemically examined, the adhesive was determined to be some kind of body wax for hair removal. Upon D-Class testing with a subject possessing a large amount of chest and back hair, all hair on their torso was cleanly removed when the jacket was taken off with surprisingly no resistance. D-Class subject also reported no sensation of pain with the hair removal, and the interior of the jacket itself was also devoid of the stripped hair. After just 10 minutes, said D-Class began complaining about irritation across their entire torso. Over the next 20 minutes, the D-Class was observed with an inflamed, beet-red torso that rapidly grew what appeared to be some form of cat fur before the inflammation settled. Two more D-Class were subjected to the test with not one bearing fur of the same species or design. The jacket was later disposed of via incineration.
Input: 1 jacket.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A normal looking wool cap. When given to a D-Class and placed on their head, they suddenly began to convulse before dropping to the floor and expiring with blood pooling around their body. Autopsy reports revealed that the subject's body hair had inverted and was growing on the inside of their skin. It is also noted that the growth was so forceful and enhanced that their hair wound its way into their flesh and organs, and even began growing into their bones. The hat was placed into storage for later testing on non-biological items.
Output: One AI core made, when plugged in it doesn't display the standard AI interface, but instead displays a blank personnel file. One personnel file, unchanged
Input: One of each aforementioned item
Setting: Fine
Output: One AI core, when plugged in a constant ticking can be heard, followed by the sound of an explosion and a machine breaking 20 seconds after. One personnel file, unchanged
Input: One of each aforementioned item
Setting: Fine
Input: 6 kilograms steel, 6 capacitors, hard drive
Setting: Fine
Output: 6 1-kilogram Steel cockroaches run by AA batteries (presumably what the capacitors transformed into), 1 control module with mini USB female port.
Input: Note with smiley face
Setting: Fine
Output: Note, however the smiley Face has been replaced by a Soviet Hammer and Sickle. Viewing of note effects the viewer causing them to believe they are Russian spies infiltrating the SCP Foundation. Researcher Darby was apprehended and administered anti-memetics after attempting to send Top Secret documentation about SCP-914, Site 19, Dr. Veritas, SCP-682, and others to the current Russian Spy Agency.
Input: 6 kilograms steel, 6 capacitors, hard drive.
Setting: Fine
Output: A steel device, which acts as a sort of "human hard drive", allowing the downloading and uploading of memories and thoughts via a cerebral device. Upon use on D-Class Personnel, all memories were erased, excepting those relating to SCP-914.
Input: 1 note, with a smiley face drawn on it.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 note, with an anomalous symbol drawn on it. When viewed by a subject, the subject will become SCP-096 all personnel viewing the subject will become convinced that it is SCP-096 for fifteen minutes.
Input: 3 kilograms of steel, 3 capacitors, Note {Calloway's}
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Twisted mass of steel, copper, and paper in the shape of an Archaic rune. Study reveals that had the rune been on paper it would have imparted a blind rage upon viewers, causing them to attempt to terminate any living being nearby.
Input: 3 kilograms of steel, 3 capacitors, note {Darby's}
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Metal cube with paper symbols on the sides, the symbols compel the viewer to press a large glowing button on the cube. Upon both Researchers pressing the button, it sent out a wave of energy throughout the entirety of Site [REDACTED], disabling most security and containment systems and causing a Major Containment Breach. Thankfully, the SCPs that escaped containment were drawn to Researcher Darby and Calloway and attempted to eliminate them, causing massive casualties to personnel in their way. The effect of the cube lasted for 3 hours upon which the SCP's were contained and repairs began.
Input: The 2x4, the bronze cube, the otamatones.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1/72 scale model of an SR-71 blackbird made out of wood, bronze, and white plastic. If thrown, it glides through the air at up to 20km/h while making a noise similar to a pair of otamatones being used to play discordant notes.
Input: 1 pencil
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of graphite powder with plastic shards in it.
Input: 1 pencil
Setting: Coarse
Output: Each individual tip was turned into its own pencil, with the plastic case remade into individual single-tip cases.
Input: 1 pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature rocket firework that automatically ignited and launched out of the output when the door opened. It flew around for a few seconds before bursting open and releasing several mini firework explosions. The number of explosions matched the number of tips and the explosion color matched the color of the plastic case.
Input: 1 pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: An ordinary #2 pencil.
Input: 1 pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same pencil, physically identical to the input. Upon testing, the pencil displayed an anomalous effect when the slightest amount of pressure was placed on either the tip or the back of the pencil to cycle the tips forward. The pressure would cause the tip on the opposite end to be forcefully launched outward in excess of 100m/s. These 'shots' made little to no sound except on impact with another object. Graphite tip was refined into some kind of material similar to obsidian.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 D900
Input: 10 D20s
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 10 normal D20s 10 D20s that always roll 20
Input: 80 D20s
Input: The D20.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 80 regular 20-sided dies with numerals, sorted so that groups of 4 dice each all have 1 number on every side.
Input: 1 D20 with only 1s, 1 D20 that only rolls 20s
Setting: Very fine
Output: A blob of plastic, that when dropped says "1"
Input: 1 D20 with only 2s, 1 D20 that only rolls 20s
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plastic note with the number 2 written on it.
Input: 1 D20 with only 3s, 1 D20 that only rolls 20s
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 D20 that only rolls 3s A normal D20 the mass of 2
Input: 1 note that reads "What do you desire, 914?", 1 pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A cognitohazardous note with "DARBY-CALLOWAY" burned into it. Upon viewing the paper, Researcher Larua began muttering "I must deliver them" continuously.
Input: The "Queen: Greatest Hits" CD
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A new CD, "Muhammad Ali's Greatest Hits," showing a green silhouette of the legendary boxer against a yellow background on the cover art. No tracklist supplied.
Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Younique credit card. Value of the card essentially worthless.
Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One VisaCard with a balance of 88,68€.
Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Fine
Output: The card appears unchanged. When used, it seemingly pays with money from random person's bank accounts, even if they don't own a credit card.
Input: One MasterCard.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The card appears unchanged. When picked up by Researcher Luke, it began materializing money in the output-booth. During the process, a sudden drop in Researcher Like's bank account balance was noticed and is proportional to the money created by the object. Anomalous activities ceased when the object was dropped. The object was moved to anomalous objects-storage and the money was returned to Researcher Luke.
Input: The gas can.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 gas can.
Input: One steel horseshoe
Setting: 1:1
Output: One steel tennis shoe
Input: One horseshoe, one winning scratch lottery ticket, one ceramic Maneki-Neko statue
Setting: Fine
Output: One steel four-leaf clover. Each leaf of the clover is inset with a ceramic plate with paper ornamentation.
Input: Output of the previous test
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 500 ml syringe. The plunger and needle are made of steel while the body is made of translucent ceramics. On the side of the syringe is a control panel consisting of a steel switch and a paper label. The switch has two settings - red and green. When used on a living being, the syringe will extract some amount of an unknown liquid matching the selected color. The liquid evaporates instantly when exposed to air. True functionality of this object is not yet understood but is suspected to be used for extracting and injecting 'luck' between living beings. SCP classification is underway.
Input: 1 note that reads "What do you wish to avoid, 914?", 1 pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pencil that is completely worn all the way down to the eraser head, and one note that seems to be completely coated in graphite. Upon closer inspection with a microscope, the paper has the phrase "17 Again" written continuously from corner to corner on the front and back. When viewed at a certain angle in light, the shading on the graphite seems to display the name "NUKEA".
Input: 1 note that has written on it "What do you think of me?", 1 sharpie
Setting: 1:1
Output: A post-it note with a drawing of Junior Researcher Kenwol drawn on it, 1 sharpie
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: 1:1
Output: Pokemon, the First Movie
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Fine
Output: A video game for the Nintendo Wii. The game is called “17 again” the game.
Input: A copy of 17 again
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A movie called “Hilarious Tests of 914 found on r/SCP.” The movie refers to the social media website Reddit. However, no instance of an r/SCP subreddit is known to exist.
Input: Above Mentioned
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Signed Peace Treaty
Input: All 5 rifles.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 water cannon, equivalent in mass to the 5 rifles. Outfitted with a buttstock, a 24-liter water tank, and a barrel 3 inches in diameter. An anomalous property causes it to automatically pressurize its water tank when the trigger is held halfway down, to a maximum of 165psi after 4 seconds. At maximum pressure, the entire tank load is discharged in a single "Cannonball" shot clocked at up to 132km/h; upon impact, the "cannonball" explodes over a 6-meter radius. Nicknamed "H2O-9000" by Prof. Wren after the similarly-named weapon from the DOOM video game franchise.
Input: 1 slip of paper with the words "Please don't assassinate me"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 slip of paper that reads "Who", that when read, every other word spoken or written, becomes "who"
Input: 1 blank sheet of paper and a pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sheet of paper with the ten most recent 914 tests written on it in cursive handwriting. No changes to the results are present.
Input: One brick, One plastic turnip
Setting: 1:1
Output: One brick turnip sculpture with green and white plastic leaves
Input: One brick, One plastic turnip
Setting: Fine
Output: One brick wrapped in a thin layer of plastic. Viewing the brick causes the viewer to contemplate the probable taste of the object
Input: One brick, One plastic turnip
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One green plastic plant embedded in a "pot" made out of brick. The area directly around the plant has been seared black in place of soil, and the plant grows when any liquid form of plastic is poured on the "soil".
Input: 1 xylophone, 5 tuning forks.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A "tree" of 5 metal rings, measuring 0.33m-1m in diameter, with 12 pieces of wood of varying lengths connected along the edge pointing towards, and connecting the rings so, the center shaft. Touching a piece of wood produces 1 of 60 distinct, ethereal tones for as long as it is touched. No other anomalous properties found.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: TV, VHS player, and battery were unchanged. Program playing on the tape is a golf game that doesn't appear to have ever happened. The football announcer provided commentary throughout the game in a loud voice.
Input: 1 Mug Cat
Setting: Rough
Output: 1 Mug Cat, unchanged
Input: 1 Mug Cat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Mug Cat, patterned differently from input
Input: Gasoline, sriracha, blowtorch, Dr. Malachite.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Dr. Malachite, now made of pure combustion and roughly 2.5 meters tall.
Input: Security footage
Setting: Fine
Output: One SanDisk 8GB USB containing a copy of The Empire Strikes Back. Viewing showed that all actors are replaced by people who were present in the original tape that day, even if only briefly so.
Input: Photo of Andrei Gromyko, documents pertaining to Dr. Clef
Setting: Fine
Output: Two items:
Input: 1 F-1 Hand grenade
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 scale model of a Star Wars thermal detonator One functioning thermal detonator from Star Wars.
Input: Above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Apple iPhone XR installed with the application Duolingo. When opened, the application automatically creates a cognitohazardous symbol that causes the viewer to speak fluently in a language they are trying to learn for an unknown period of time3 hours.
Input: 1 Popeye's biscuit
Setting: Rough
Output: Flour, sugar, and salt strewn about the output chamber
Input: 1 Popeye's biscuit
Setting: Coarse
Output: Dough consistent with the ingredients of a Popeye's biscuit.
Input: 1 Popeye's biscuit
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sponge
Input: 1 Popeye's biscuit
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 biscuit, but unlike other Popeye's biscuits, it does not absorb moisture.
Input: 1 Popeye's biscuit
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 biscuit, but when ingested, progresses the consumer to late stages of dehydration.