7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One game and controller.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 2:3-scale Gibson Les Paul guitar, with a body composed of the controller's materials and strings made out of the disc. Holding the guitar causes a memetic effect wherein the holder feels compelled to play their favorite rock song on it; D-class doing initial test suffered numerous fingertip lacerations while trying to play Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train." Memetic effect concludes with a compulsion to smash the instrument on the floor upon song's completion. Instrument reassembles itself over a period of Four minutes.
Input: One pair of Enchroma colour blind glasses.
Setting: Rough
Output: Broken glass and plastic fragments.
Input: One pair of Enchroma colour blind glasses.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A single pile of plastic, the broken glass was in the middle of the pile.
Input: One pair of Enchroma colour blind glasses.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pair of Pilestone colour blind glasses.
Input: One pair of Enchroma colour blind glasses.
Setting: Fine
Output: A blind with the slats made out of very thin pieces of glass. When viewed at different angles, these pieces change colour. The plastic in the glasses has been reformed into a kind of flexible string-like structure, holding the blind together.
Input: One pair of Enchroma colour blind glasses.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of unmodified colour blind glasses colour absorbing glasses. When D-46931 put on the glasses and looked at the control colour test sheets, they were drained of all hue instantly, turning completely black.
Input: 5 pens.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A thin A4-sized sheet of plastic with an "inverted" image of the Bic logo, with ink everywhere except where the logo is, drawn on it.
Input: 5 pens.
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic flintlock-style pistol. Weapon discharges a hollow, 1.2954cm diameter ink ball at a muzzle velocity of approximately 128m/s. Ink splatters harmlessly on impact. Weapon ran out of ink after 52 shots.
Input: 5 pens.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 oversized Bic ballpoint pen. Total mass and ink content is consistent with the 5 inputs. Tip of pen is standard size and functions normally.
Input: One bin
Setting: Coarse
Output: Cubes of various metals, piles of plastic pellets and ceramic component casings, powdered dyes, a ball bearing made of enamel, several drops of electrolyte gel, and a very small silicon crystal.
Input: One bin
Setting: 1:1
Output: A bin of basic clockwork parts. Notably, several parts are made out of materials that cause them to not function properly. (e.g. springs made of ceramic)
Input: One bin
Setting: Fine
Output: A bin of components shaped like puzzle pieces. The pieces are constructed in a manner that allows any piece to be connected to any other piece.
Input: One bin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unchanged A bin of parts which perfectly match theoretical values and produce no waste heat. Of special interest are the modified diodes and resistors: current flowing through the diodes in the reverse direction is returned out the cathode, rather than converted to heat, and the resistors are marked with a black tolerance band (according to standard resistor color code, black has no meaning as a tolerance band) which is invariably identified as denoting a tolerance of 0%.
Input: One bin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small metal figure, wielding a ceramic tantō and dressed in a kimono made of plastic film. Object animated briefly and proceeded to commit seppuku, bleeding electrolyte.
Input: 1 glass petri-dish.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 glass petri-dish. 1 modified strand of human DNA. Several genetic markers are now present, notably a theoretical marker that is, for all intents and purposes, biologically impossible to achieve. Sample destroyed.
Input: 1 glass petri-dish.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 glass petri-dish. 1 modified strand. Notably, this strand contained no abnormalities or anomalies. Several markers for down syndrome were present.
Input: 1 glass petri-dish. 1 glass petri-dish containing human stem cells.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 mobile glass figurine. Humanoid in shape, and standing approximately 10 cm tall. Object contains several biological components, namely, human hair and eyes. Testing proved entity to be sapient. Entity is capable of communication through writing, and insists itself to be Assistant Researcher Erickson. Item currently resides in locker #128 of anomalous storage.
Input: The above-mentioned paper
Setting: Fine
Output: A short story, titled Insanity’s Humanity. The story details the actions taken by Researcher Vesania on the day of this test, up to and including removal of the document. The end of the story details Vesania's feelings of anxiety and dread as she realizes the potential consequences of her coworkers reading the document, and she requests that the document be burned.
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: A cube (17.5x17.5x17.5 cm) of an alloy of all materials used in the PC. The cube can not be deformed or damaged by any force smaller than 250MN. On one side is a 2x2cm symbol which glows when the cube is pressured with more than 150N. The symbol is the source of the cube's durability, but will not hold any anomalous feature if printed onto anything but cubes of the same size and alloy.
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: The same PC. After using the test result for more than two hours, an anomalous effect will make the nearest user believe the object is broken. The affected subject will seek Researcher Laskenta the next person of technical skill to ask for help. Result immediately incinerated by Laskenta, after the standard inspection revealed the effect.
Input: One PC
Setting: Fine
Output: A slightly smaller reinforced metal object. The insides seemed to be a working computer until holes for the power supply and ports were cut, where all function ceased. Any attempt to boot the machine up has met with failure. Result disassembled. No part, besides the CPU, held any anomalous feature afterwards.
Input: A copy of the Encyclopædia Britannica Vol. 11 dated 1952
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded paper and book covering. Some parts appear to have been singed while others appear to be torn. No cut marks were noted.
Input: The complete works of William Shakespeare.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A book titled "A Complete Anthology of Vogon Poetry". Upon retrieval from the output booth, D-49918 took it upon himself to open the book and read some poetry. Upon doing so, his brain activity immediately ceased. Book was incinerated.
Input: One copy of Merriam-Webster's English dictionary
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the Oxford English dictionary.
Input: One Physician's Desk Reference dated 1977
Setting: Fine
Output: One Physician's Desk Reference dated 2063. Result sent for study and possible usage by the medical staff on-site.
Input: One text entitled "The Complete World of Greek Mythology" by Richard Buxton
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ornate hard, paper box with a hinged lid clasped shut. On the top of the box was inscribed the words "Jimson's Box". A note was found next to the box that read "Do not open". Given the myth concerning Pandora's Box, D-49919 was terminated by security forces on JR Jimson's order when attempting to open the box after retrieval from the output booth. Output placed in secure storage locker while awaiting approval for further testing.
Input: One trombone.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One brass oven door.
Input: One trombone.
Setting: Fine
Output: One set of brass dominos with a straw-sized hole on the top and bottom. Blowing into either hole on any of the dominos produces 1 of 28 distinct tones.
Input: One trombone.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A brass animatronic figure of jazz legend Louis Armstrong, 13.6cm tall. Upon exiting the output booth, figure began to sing "What A Wonderful World" to the D-class conducting the experiment. All personnel within audible range stopped and listened; 17 personnel, including the D-class, were brought to tears by the song. Later testing revealed the figure required a recharge period of 9 hours before being able to perform again, at which point it played one of Louis Armstrong's most popular songs at random. Songs that have been played as of this time include:
Input: One plastic molecular model set
Setting: Rough
Output: An amorphous pile of melted plastic, of similar weight to the input.
Input: One plastic molecular model set
Setting: Coarse
Output: Ten piles of powder, sorted by hue
Input: One plastic molecular model set
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plastic set of generic building blocks. Piece count and colors are similar to that of the input.
Input: One plastic molecular model set
Setting: Fine
Output: One plastic sheet, resembling the Periodic Table of Elements. The names and atomic symbols appear to be carved into the plastic. Upon closer examination, it has eight rows, but the eighth row is completely blank, save the first four elements, each of which have their temporary IUPAC names. The elements are color coded based on what group they belong to.
Input: One plastic molecular model set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: unchanged The model will now assemble itself based on which "atoms" are next to each other, preferring molecular configurations which would have the lowest bond energy. They snap together as if they were magnets, but cutting them open reveals nothing extraordinary. The molecules appear to take on the properties of what they represent. Will be taken for further testing.
Input: One filled mug; One coffee machine
Setting: Very fine
Output: The mug has been welded on top of the coffee machine, and will be constantly filled to the top with coffee. If the coffee is removed without drinking it directly from the mug, it will be replaced with a sharp metal dust, as soon as it enters a human digestive system, which will result in severe abdominal pain for the drinker. The coffee machine will work as expected, but upon making coffee everybody within close range of the machine will feel a strong sense of guilt.
Input: One hockey referee's sweater.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A miniature figure of a seeing-eye dog, complete with harness.
Input: One soccer ball.
Setting: Fine
Output: A tiny stage made of rubber and plastic.
Input: One set of football equipment.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate set of football equipment. Proceeded to charge out of the output booth at full speed, avoiding researchers, and collided with the far wall head first. It then proceeded to slam its "head" against the wall until the helmet cracked, at which point the equipment deanimated and collapsed. Remains found to be non-anomalous.
Input: Map of former Yugoslavia.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One paper accordion. Object plays the 1993 Yugoslav song "Karadžić, Lead Your Serbs" for two hours before unfolding itself to reveal an ethnic map of Yugoslavia dated 1991.
Input: Photo of Facility 23
Setting: 1:1
Output: A presidential portrait of Mitt Romney dated 2017.
Input: Photo of SCP-2118
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An A5 size portrait with the words "Arbeitsminister Charlotte Pletscher, 2041 - die Gegenwart" at the bottom, and a map of the "Republik Deutsch-Wisconsin", roughly covering the states of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Theorized to be from a timeline where the United States collapsed during the Great Depression.
Input: One "Etch a Sketch" pad
Setting: Rough
Output: A single, generic, non-anomalous "Etch A Sketch" with a cracked screen
Input: One "Etch a Sketch" pad
Setting: Course
Output: A single, generic, non-anomalous "Etch A Sketch" with each grain of aluminum powder removed from the pad and set into a small, neat pile.
Input: One "Etch a Sketch" pad
Setting: 1:1
Output: An "Sketch An Etch". Further inspection showed that both the left knob and right knob's controls had been reversed.
Input: One "Etch a Sketch" pad
Setting: Fine
Output: A single, generic, "Etch A Sketch" with the property to draw, seemingly, at its own accord. The scenes drawn before item relocation included:
Input: One "Etch a Sketch" pad
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single, generic, "Etch A Sketch" with a behavior changing property that is activated upon use by any one person. While being used, the user is almost instantaneously granted the ability to draw with great real-life accuracy and detail. The user is hyper-focused on finishing the drawing and unable to be distracted outside of physical interference.
Input: One mug of coffee from SCP-914
Setting: 1:1
Output: One mug of coffee. Testing on D-class personnel found that this coffee caused extreme drowsiness and lowered blood pressure and functioned similar to an anesthetic.
Input: One glass of water from SCP-914, one blank sheet of A4 paper.
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of A4 paper, with Foundation documentation on SCP-914. Glass of water was reported by D-class personnel to cause extreme nausea.
Input: One spool.
Setting: Rough
Output: 1kg of yarn, shredded beyond usability.
Input: One spool.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One spool of white yarn, 12 pools of colored dye between 0.05 and 0.7ml each.
Input: One spool.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1kg of tie-dyed yarn crocheted into the SCP Foundation's logo.
Input: One spool.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 25cm x 25cm x 25cm "die" of yarn, mostly white, with the pips for five sides marked by circles of dye; each side marked this way uses one of five different colors. The "1" side of the die's pip is marked by a hole in the side. The hole reveals the interior to be hollow; if turned inside through this hole, the object's shape becomes that of an eight-sided die. The pips of the "2" through "8" side of it are marked with seven colors differing from each other and those used on the other side.
Input: One spool.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paintbrush made completely of yarn; the bristles are made of loose strands while the extra-long handle is tightly woven to the point of rigidity. The yarn is mostly white; along the handle's length are 12 spots of different colors. Holding a finger over one or more of them and brushing the "bristles" along a surface alters the hue of whatever the bristles touch to match that of the color being touched, or a random mix of the colors if more than one is being touched. Brushing over a surface without any of the color spots being touched removes any changes.
Input: One pack of playing cards
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ashes
Input: One pack of playing cards
Setting: Coarse
Output: The output booth was filled with cut up paper and ink residue was found on the walls and ceiling.
Input: One pack of playing cards
Setting: 1:1
Output: One deck of Magic The Gathering cards, the cards are slightly smaller than standard; this is to make up the full 60 cards from a 52 pack.
Input: One pack of playing cards
Setting: Fine
Output: A house of cards.
Input: One pack of playing cards
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paper knight made of all the cards folded together. The knight kneeled and declared its loyalty to the foundation before asking to be helped out of the booth by D-46931. Result put in anomalous storage.
Input: One Document
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded paper.
Input: One Document
Setting: Coarse
Output: All numbers on the document have decreased in value by one.
Input: One Document
Setting: 1:1
Output: A paper with different random numbers.
Input: One Document
Setting: Fine
Output: Numbers are ordered from least to greatest.
Input: One Document
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Same document. Every two to four hours, a blueprint of varying hardware is written down autonomously.
Input: The lead block and jar.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The jar, now filled with a heavy, dense, gold-colored fluid.
Input: A drawing of SCP-914
Setting: 1:1
Output: A drawing of the back of SCP-914.
Input: A drawing of SCP-914
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami depiction of SCP-914. Notably, the top of the origami has gears drawn onto through careful burning, as well as the text on the control panel.
Input: A drawing of SCP-914
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A long strip of paper, with the words "Opus Est Metallum" (The work of metal in Latin) written on it. After looking at it, the observer repeatedly say the word "tick", until either unconscious or forcibly amnesticised. Object incinerated without incident.
Input: Five mechanical pencils
Setting: Fine
Output: Five black mechanical pencils with colored graphite, each color matching the colors of one of the mechanical pencils used for this test.
Input: Five mechanical pencils
Setting: Fine
Output: One dagger. The bottom of the hilt is made out of eraser material, the rest of the hilt made out of plastic, and the blade made out of graphite. The blade is disproportionately smaller than the hilt. Blade broke when attempting to write with it. Remains incinerated.
Input: Five mechanical pencils
Setting: Fine
Output: Five plastic needles with graphite syringes.
Input: Five mechanical pencils
Setting: Fine
Output: Five mechanical pencils, which, upon opening of the output booth, dispensed their lead which proceeded to poke at Researcher Jay's eyes. Result incinerated.
Input: Five mechanical pencils
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Five small rods of plastic rotating around a sphere made out of rubber and graphite in a twenty-five centimeter circle. The rods are pointing horizontally out from the sphere. The rods can be adjusted by an outside force to change their "orbit."
Input: One Foundation flash drive (USB 2.0 Stick; 128GB), cleanly cut in half
Setting: Fine
Output: Two small USB Sticks, assumed to hold 64GB each. When connected directly to a USB port, the device, the output is connected to, will be cut in two pieces by an unknown unstoppable force. When connected via an extension, the extension will be cut in the same fashion. As soon as the extension is repaired while the result is still connected, the extension will be cut again. Connecting both outputs at the same time to a device will lead to the exact same result. Due to this effect, no data can be read (nor written).
Input: One Foundation external hard drive (backup drive; 4TB) with two bullet holes (no bullets)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 15.625cm small metallic humanoid figure; a small pistol in the hand of the figure. The figure is not sentient but is able to speak English. After the output booth opened, the figure introduced itself as "The Second Backup", asked who called it and swore it's loyalty to Researcher Laskenta after he responded. The figure is able to correctly answer any question regarding itself or the pistol. The figure is able to carry the weight of 25.875kg and run with a speed of 7.375km/h. The pistol has an infinite amount of bullets and can only be fired by the figure. The pistol itself inflicts as much damage as a needle, but the target will be paralysed for 2 seconds, as if mentally absent, and will randomly think of a two-digit hexadecimal number. Both effects only work on humans with a cognitohazard resistance value of <64. Shooting on the same target within those 2 seconds will neither replace the thought of the old numbers with new ones or extend the time stunned. Shooting another target will result in the same numbers and will extend the duration of the cognitohazard on the first target by 2 seconds. Both outputs are indestructible by any known means.
Input: One Foundation external hard drive (backup drive; 4TB) with coffee stains
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same hard drive without coffee; a small puddle of coffee. The drive can not be read but can be written to. The coffee holds the information contained on the drive. an infohazard which causes everybody who knows about the output to believe that it contains the information on the drive until proven otherwise. Result incinerated.
Input: One chessboard, one set of pieces.
Setting: Fine
Output: One Capablanca chess set with a hollow board.
Input: One chessboard, one set of pieces
Setting: Fine
Output: One chess set with inverted colors.
Input: One chessboard, one set of pieces
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unbreakable chessboard and set of pieces in the shape of Afghanistan. Every seven seconds, one of the pieces will move that is a legal chess move, alternating between black and white. After extensive analysis, the following patterns have been observed:
Input: Note
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note reading "1 L0ve Y0u 3000" (sic).
Input: Flag of China
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 2m by 3m flag of Vietnam. Anyone viewing the flag will have the urge to create a post on any social media platform (Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram being the preferred methods) which urges the government of China to "follow Vietnamese policies on the Internet". China is known to be one of the few countries which has a concurrent ban of all three aforementioned social media sites, which is starkly contrasted to Vietnam, which has a similar government and economic structure but minimal Internet censorship.
Input: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded plastic and burnt carbon dust
Input: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of tortilla chips, one empty unopened ████████ brand tortilla chip bag.
Input: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bag branded to appear as if it contains salt and vinegar chips that contains ████████ brand tortilla chips
Input: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: Fine
Output: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips that cannot be opened.
Input: One bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One bag of '914 Brand Chips' and a small block of plastic. On the bag is a cognitohazardous symbol that induces vomiting. Vomit is perceived as a stream of ████████ brand tortilla chips for the first two minutes of viewing.
Input: One mug of black tea.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One mug, filled with green tea.
Input: One mug of black tea.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One metal mug, filled with water; a small cluster of tea leaves.
Input: One mug of black tea.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One tea mug, filled with metal. Result collapsed instantly. No anomalous traits detected.
Input: One filled mug
Setting: 1:1 Fine
Output: One mug, filled with coffee. The same mug with another fluid. The fluid in the mug can only be described as normal coffee, which it is. Result incinerated. The output was the same mug filled with coffee. It is coffee. The tea in the input booth was not put into 914 without changeing it beforehand.
Input: Clay sculpture
Setting: 1:1
Output: A clay sculpture of the polandball character Paraguayball.
Input: Humanoid SCP files
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three items:
Input: One plastic lawn chair
Setting: Rough
Output: The seat straps look like they have been ripped by sharp objects. The pipe supports have been burned.
Input: One plastic lawn chair.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The seat straps have been cut in half.
Input: One plastic lawn chair.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A lawn chair with slightly different dimensions.
Input: Output from previous test
Setting: Fine
Output: Same lawn chair. Sitting in it for extended periods of time slightly improves social skills.
Input: One plastic lawn chair
Setting: Fine
Output: Lawn chair. Upon output door opening, the straps snapped. It is assumed that the straps were pulled tighter.
Input: One plastic lawn chair
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic lawn chair. Anything that can be used as sunscreen or purposed as sunscreen within a 320 meter radius is anomalously attracted to the chair, and will compress into an 2 centimeter layer. Anything placed on the seat of the chair will be enveloped by sunscreen within a minute. If the object is not alive and/or does not have a dermal layer, it will be catapulted away at speeds of around 60 km/h. If the object is alive and does have a dermal layer, the object (excluding the dermal layer) will be catapulted away at speeds excess of 90km/h, ripping open the dermal layer which will dissolve into the sunscreen upon contact. This process was only non-fatal in one case.
Input: The aforementioned item.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The inputted item, but upon opening the box, proceeded to blast the D-Class personnel with an extremely bright stream of light, before quickly closing the box again. Item has been stored in anomalous storage. D-63924 suffered temporary blindness afterwards, but did not suffer any permanent injuries.