7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: 1 console with "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" inserted.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A stylized tablet resembling the "Sheikah Slate" from the game. Functions on the tablet include a detailed map of the facility as well as a number of "rune" apps that enable the device to perform various functions. D-class testing the device was terminated upon attempting to use the "Bomb Rune" app; the blue sphere produced by the device was safely dissolved via the device without further incident.
Input: “Pop!” brand figurine of “Dobby”
Setting: Fine
Output: A “Pop!” brand figurine of SCP-999. The figurine is not noted to have been produced by “Pop!” before. When a subject comes in contact with the object, the subject feels more calm and momentarily forgets about minor things that have been agitating the subject.
Input: “Pop!” brand figurine of “The Doctor”
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly non anomalous “Pop!” brand figurine of Dr. Bright’s current form. The figurine is not noted to have been produced by “Pop!” before.
Input: Lockpicking set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small animated humanoid figurine. When placed next to a mechanical lock it will attempt to pick it. Result incinerated due to potential containment breach risks if stored in the anomalous storage wing.
Input: VR headset
Setting: Fine
Output: A dark orb covered by glass. The orb has an HDMI socket, a USB socket and a power socket. When connected to a computer and a VR program is loaded onto it, the orb lights up and starts projecting the VR environment on nearby walls.
Input: One disk on key, containing “Avengers: Endgame”.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Nintendo switch cartridge, containing “Super Smash Brothers Ultimate”.
Input: The switch cartridge from the above test.
Setting: Fine
Output: One Nintendo switch cartridge containing what seemed like the title “Super Smash Brothers: Ultimate”. When loaded it was discovered that the fighters were replaced with SCPs and multiple Foundation personnel. Result incinerated after SCP-096’s silhouette appeared in the “Challenger approaching!” screen.
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small fire and a small puddle of water, both non-anomalous
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small mound of carbon, non-anomalous
Input: 500mL of methane gas, 1000mL of oxygen gas
Setting: 1:1
Output: One heap of dust and soot thrown out all over Dr. Zavalosa after he opened the output chamber with a loud explosion. Dr. Zavalosa terminated the experiment early.
Input: Rhodium Catholic Cross
Setting: Fine
Output: One card made of rhodium, with "Kahoot!" dented upon it. Impurities are scattered on the card.
Input: Photo
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo depicting members of the SCP-914 research team discussing in Little Rock. Posters supporting John McCain in the 2008 Presidential Election are seen.
Input: 1kg of iron
Setting: Fine
Output: A helmet made of iron with "Super Armour 9000" inscribed on the back. When D-1332 put it on, a thin layer of iron slid from the helmet all over her body and clothes until she was fully covered in iron. Neither D-1332 nor Dr. Zavalosa could take off the suit and had to be cut open by the engineering department. The suit could self repair but only to a point, as it ran out of material to repair with.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden fence-gate.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden door with an ornate carving of a juvenile canine. It is captioned "A-door-able".
Input: One wooden door.
Setting: Fine
Output: An ornate wooden door. When knocked on, it emits a sound similar to that of a doorbell.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An ornate wooden door. When opened, a Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole appears. Door closed and incinerated.
Input: One wooden door
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A wooden doorknob. Its mass is the same as the input, making it relatively heavy. When making contact with the wall, it will latch onto the surface. When turned, part of the wall turns into a door, which can be opened, creating a passage to the other side of said wall. It cannot be removed without destroying the wall. It is currently stuck in the wall between Multipurpose Room 1 and 2. Wall is currently under repair.
Input: All of the above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A long silver chain with gold inlay. A tiny golden hourglass, studded with what appears to be miniature quartz crystals, is hung on the chain.
Input: Logan
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:1 model of Logan's right hand, with the claws partially stretched out.
Input: X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:24 model of Jean Grey, and a 1:24 model of Vuk. Models attempted [DATA EXPUNGED] but [REDACTED] failing to cause casualties. Neutralized through the use of liquid nitrogen in conjunction with the H2O-9000. 17 personnel are administered Class-B amnestics to undo [REDACTED] effects.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of paper with the following note written on it, "I'm not at Area 51, that's where Larry is!" Unchanged pen missing expected amount of ink.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One sheet of paper with a large ink blot resembling a butterfly or two vases. Unchanged pen almost empty.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a complete theory on the failure of immortality placed upon a single host written on it. Unchanged pen almost empty with unidentifiable bite marks on the cap. The paper has no attributed author and is not signed.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a detailed story about the failure of the SPC Foundation written in Times New Roman, font size 2pt written on it. Unchanged pen now empty with bite marks identical those of a Great White shark on the cap. The paper is attributed to a "Fillie Shark Puncher Sr. The 3rd of Italy, the man who claimed the first Narlman in Sea War II" (sic).
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the ink on the paper in an anomalous 4-second looping animation of an individual looking at a visual cognitohazard and exploding into an ink blot that resembles two camels. The cognitohazard is not visible at any point during the animation. One disassembled pen devoid of ink.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic crossbow with compressed paper supports that fired a small metal bolt upon the opening of the output booth. The bolt had an estimated speed of 150m/s and pierced Senior Researcher Vivic's left ear before embedding itself 2mm into the wall. The crossbow could not be reloaded and had no proper firing mechanism.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the rhetorical question "Are birds real?" written on it, followed by several life-like drawings of 22 different species of birds. Unchanged pen half-empty.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a cognitohazardous symbol that causes the viewer to speak like a 5-month old baby for 30 minutes with each exposure. Unchanged pen half-empty. Output incinerated.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with the schematic of a theoretically possible bionic eye with an artificial optic nerve and a neural interface system. Unchanged pen half-empty.
Input: One sheet of paper, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One sheet of paper with a cartoon duck drawn on it. On the back side of the paper is a hyper-realistic duck with feathers that are extremely soft another cognitohazard. Unchanged pen almost empty with metal clip on the cap bent into the shape of a feather. Output incinerated.
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: Coarse
Output: One list of contents from both of the Input lists put together, with words and phrases from either list appearing in random order on the new list. In addition, numerous spelling and grammatical errors, as well as factual inaccuracies regarding containment procedures are present.
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One list detailing the full records of all personnel at Site-19 Facility-23 and one list detailing containment/neutralization procedures for said personnel.
Input: One copy of the containment procedures, one copy of the list of SCPs
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with a cognitohazardous symbol on it. Viewing the symbol causes the viewer to believe they are trapped in an alternate reality that keeps being destroyed and reformed constantly. Item incinerated successfully; Researcher Connolly admitted to the medical bay for amnesticization.
Input: One SD card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One SD card, containing the paper “A Study of the Behavioral Differences between Anomalous and Baseline Canines,” by Samuel Rare. Made available on the Foundation intranet, with a warning of possible inaccuracy.
Input: One SD card
Setting: Fine
Output: One Micro SD card, containing a research paper of the same name as the input, but including classified information on several SCPs. Submitted to RAISA, NT Rare amnesticized at conclusion of testing. A pile of plastic.
Input: One SD card
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, animate cat made of plastic and metal.
Input: Mentioned above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: After approximately 30 seconds, the input booth opened and the copies of 17 Again was ejected at the opposite wall. The input booth's door refused to open and 914 didn't operate for the rest of the day if Dr. Zavalosa was within the test chamber.
Input: One lightbulb
Setting: Rough
Output: One smashed lightbulb.
Input: One lightbulb
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of crushed aluminium, One pile of glass, One small pile of crushed tungsten.
Input: One lightbulb
Setting: 1:1
Output: One incandescent light bulb but now with a twist-lock bottom.
Input: One lightbulb
Setting: Fine
Output: One lightbulb which now has a larger socket. Electrical testing shows that it consumes double the power and provides double the brightness at the cost of double the heat production. Caught fire after extensive use, remains incinerated.
Input: One lightbulb
Setting: Very fine
Output: One unchanged lightbulb. One Lightbulb which flew to Intern Scott's head and levitates above his head through anomolous means. Appears to flash morse code which correlates to Intern Scott's current emotion. All writing by Intern Scott anomalously is changed from a informal setting to a formal setting.
Input: Simple pendulum, 1 meter long, made of iron. [REDACTED] brand handheld speaker and battery set to 1000Hz sound, estimated to last 15 minutes using 2 AA batteries.
Setting: Fine
Output: Speaker from before. While falling, emits a sound of approximately 1000Hz.
Input: [REDACTED] brand flashlight and candle. Flashlight is on, and estimated to have between 15 and 20 minutes of battery life using 2 AA batteries.
Setting: Fine
Output: Flashlight. Instead of a slot for a battery, there is a slot for "fuel". Fuel placed inside this slot is capable of charging the flashlight. Examples include raw materials like oil, but also accepts caloric energy like nutrient bars and other foodstuffs.
Input: [REDACTED] brand hand-held electric generator and hand-held solar panel. 6 AA batteries, approximately full, connected to electric generator and solar panel.
Setting: Fine
Output: Six AA batteries. Charges with kinetic and light energy.
Input: 10 cm radius spherical Neodymium magnet, 1kg magnetic iron dust
Setting: Fine
Output: Magnetic dust. Chemical composition shows Neodymium-iron alloy, however with much more magnetism than that of the same alloy created in a lab.
Input: Eight 10x10x10 cm plastic cubes, stacked on top of each other.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 20x20x20 cm plastic cube, floating 40cm above the ground. When dropped from a height over 40cm, the cube lands on the "ground", 40cm above it. When dropped in water, the object starts "sinking" 40cm above the water and stops sinking 40cm above the "ground". When less than 40cm above the ground, exerts a force equivalent to -mg upwards, until it is 40cm above the ground.
Input: 1kg of sugar, 1L of baking soda, 1L of vinegar. Containers are all plastic.
Setting: Fine
Output: Sugar, baking soda, and vinegar are all mixed inside a plastic container big enough to contain all inputs.
Input: A 20cm rubber band, stretched to cover a 50cm radius, 1cm long iron pole. A 20cm plastic spring, compressed to 10cm by placing one of the cubes of plastic atop it.
Setting: Fine
Output: Three 20cm iron bands, 20cm rubber band, two 20cm plastic bands. All bands have the same elasticity as the rubber band from Input.
Input: One poster of the periodic table.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One spectrogram.
Input: One poster of the periodic table.
Setting: Very fine
Output: An unchanged periodic table. A visually identical periodic table that, when touched by a person, tears out and absorbs the atoms of the element that the person touched from their body. Item incinerated.
Input: Flash drive
Setting: Fine
Output: A flash drive containing a copy of Site M-1. SCP-4335 found not to be present.
Input: Map of Yugoslavia, dated 1981
Setting: Fine
Output: One map of the Balkans, dated 2004. However, many inconsistencies from history are noted, including but not limited to the former Iron Curtain being marked along the Danube, Sava, Una, and Krka Rivers, Bosnia controlling most of Dalmatia and being a confederation, a Torlak state with its capital at Niš, a Turkic nation in northeastern Bulgaria, and a Greek-Turkish Republic of Thrace.
Input: The aforementioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper crown with drawn-on gemtones. When worn, the wearer is affected by a cognitohazard that induces hallucinations of being the “king” of the local area. Anyone who sees the paper crown upon the wearer's head directly, not through a camera or other means, will also think that that person is the ruler of the local area and will follow given orders like a loyal subject would. The effect ends immediately once the crown is removed or after approximately 5 hours without removal. Pen is unchanged.
Input: One Groza, sans the trigger, magazine, and magazine latch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1:10 model of the Girls Frontline character OTs-14. When simultaneously viewed by at least ten people, it will randomly play a song from between 1980 and 1999. Played songs thus far included One Sweet Day, Never Gonna Give You Up, Did It Again, and Rapture.
Input: The trigger, magazine, and magazine latch from Groza
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:4 model of the M97. Testing revealed it to be functional, but requires a scaled down version of the 16-gauge to use.
Input: The Years of Rice and Salt
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A book, titled Eight Hundred Years of Chaos. The book appears to be an alternate history textbook.
Input: One Happy's Head Trip
Setting: Coarse
Output: One small metal ball, one 15cm metal rod, six 10cm metal wires, six 8cm metal wires, 30g of plastic
Input: One Happy's Head Trip
Setting: 1:1
Output: One metal back scratcher
Input: One Happy's Head Trip
Setting: Fine Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Output incinerated.
Input: All above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Ten "SCP-914 First Aid Kits", from input. First Aid Kits cannot be opened, but can be cut through. Cutting through the First Aid Kits immediately causes an explosion and many gasses and liquids to flow out. Despite being labelled "First Aid Kit", it does not appear that it can be used to treat wounds of any kind. Of the ten original "SCP-914 First Aid Kits", two have been cut through (and destroyed) and the remaining eight have been placed in storage to be used for future experiments.
Input: One log
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ash. Remains consistent with that of oak wood.
Input: One log
Setting: Coarse
Output: A stripped oak log and a pile of tree bark.
Input: One log
Setting: 1:1
Output: A cedar log, noted to be slightly larger, owing to the difference in density between oak and cedar wood.
Input: One log
Setting: Fine
Output: The same log, intricately carved into a figure representing SCP-████.
Input: One log
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One log, intricately carved into a wooden skull. Produces a bewitching effect, which when eyes are laid upon said crook’d figure, all around cannot resist its devilish compulsions which beguile thine senses. The item was, with great difficulty, cast down in yon cleansing flame, but its monstrous charms still plagued all subjects afflicted for hours after its untimely demise. Produces a cognitohazardous effect causing all personnel within a 10-metre radius to speak and write in Early Modern English, essentially Shakespearean. Item incinerated successfully.
Input: One Phone case
Setting: Rough
Output: One extremely scratched case with the rubber layer falling off and cracks around where the charging port should be.
Input: One Phone case
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of melted plastic, one pile of melted rubber.
Input: One phone case
Setting: 1:1
Output: One phone case that fits a different size and model of phone
Input: One phone case
Setting: Fine
Output: One phone case that displays the performing statistics of the inserted phone on the back, including heat output, battery life in seconds. It is noted that usage of the case drains the battery 12% faster.
Input: One phone case.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One phone case with the Foundation logo on the back. Inserting a phone of the matching model results in a phone call being received which once listened to will reveal [REDACTED]. Testing has been cancelled due to information leak. Intern Scott has been amnesticized and critical information redacted by order of Dr. Veritas.
Input: One copy of Borderlands 1, one block of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: One poorly textured bandit mask coloured how it would in the game made of aluminum with plastic straps and lenses. Perfectly matches the art style of in game and can be worn be anyone without any anomalous properties.
Input: One copy of Borderlands 2, one block of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A coloured aluminum figurine of the main antagonist Handsome Jack. The plastic from the case and disk have been incorporated into the figure's clothing with a small cylinder of spare plastic placed beside the square base.
Input: One copy of Borderlands 3, four blocks of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A coloured aluminum action figure of one of the protagonists, specifically FL4K the robotic vault hunter. Similar to the last output, the plastic and disk have been formed into the figure's clothing. Every 15 minutes the figure produces a vocalization at 40db of a random quote that FL4K would say in game.
Input: One copy of Minecraft on disk (Xbox One version), two blocks of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A coloured aluminum model of a creeper, an in-game "mob" that the player must fight and kill before it comes too close to the player and explode. However, the model is non-anomalous.
Input: One copy of Minecraft on disk (Xbox One version), two blocks of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature scene of the main character Steve mining diamonds with a creeper approaching from behind. Steve and the creeper are made of plastic while the rest of the model is made of aluminum. The model is fully coloured.
Input: One copy of Warframe copied to a disk, two blocks of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A coloured aluminum figurine of the Crewmen enemy from the game on top of a square pedestal engraved with the word "Prod-Man" in bolded Times New Roman font.
Input: One copy of Grand Theft Auto 5, one block of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon the output booth opening, an anomalous aluminum fighter jet flew out at roughly 23m/s and almost crashed into the opposite wall of Research Cell 109-B before exiting the room and began strafing the facility. Was anomalously capable of firing droplets of molten plastic. The smell of burnt plastic has been reported all throughout the facility after this test. The jet has been terminated via gunfire by security personnel.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: A figurine of Dr. Veritas, non-anomalous, placed in the break room
Input: Ordinary (60cm x 90cm) whiteboard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 2m x 3m whiteboard, otherwise identical to input. 2m x 3m whiteboard which, when written on, the text written vanishes. 2m x 3m whiteboard. When an SCP-914 researcher speaks aloud something embarrassing in Facility 19-23, it immediately appears on the whiteboard as text. When there is no room for the next embarrassing thing said, the oldest thing vanishes and is replaced by the newest embarrassing thing.
Input: One food tray.
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of melted aluminum.
Input: One food tray.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same food tray, but broken apart into six pieces in different ways, showing signs of sheer tear force, laser cutting, scorch marks, and so on.
Input: One food tray.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One aluminum dust pan of similar size.
Input: One food tray
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged food tray A food tray that kills 100% of all bacteria on any foodstuffs placed upon it, including on drinks.
Input: One food tray
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One food tray that levitates 1.2cm above the nearest surface. Furthermore, any foodstuff placed upon it cannot be removed by any person other that the owner of said foodstuff. Additionally, any foodstuff on the tray will not fall off or spill according to the laws of gravity, which includes liquids, such as soup and drinks. This effect extends to the tray being turned completely upside down, until physical contact between the foodstuff and tray is broken.
Input: One bottle of water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cup of water. The cup is made of the plastic from the bottle.
Input: One bottle of water
Setting: Fine
Output: A sphere of food-grade plastic filled with water, powder composed of carbon and impurities. The water is 100% pure.
Input: One bottle of water
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One bottle of water. When drunk, Jane reports her skin feeling very moist and hydrated.
Input: One lump of coal
Setting: Rough
Output: 10kg of coal dust
Input: One lump of coal
Setting: Coarse
Output: One 8.9kg lump of pure carbon, one 600g sulfur crystal, one 6mg nugget of arsenic, one 4mg nugget of selenium, one 70µg bead of mercury. Gasses in the output contain elevated levels of hydrogen and reduced levels of argon and carbon dioxide.
Input: One lump of coal
Setting: 1:1
Output: One diamond weighing 50,000 carats, extremely brittle. Only 1.5 newtons of force was able to shatter it.
Input: One lump of coal
Setting: Fine
Output: One lump of a dense coal-like substance. It burns at over 1,000°C, and takes an anomalously long time to consume.
Input: One lump of coal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A perfect sphere of coal. If presented with a flame, it will roll away from it. When thrown into the incinerator, it managed to dodge the fire and roll into the basement. Personnel sent to retrieve it were tripped. No one was injured. Sphere was contained in a wooden box and incinerated.
Input: Diamond ring
Setting: Rough
Output: Input visibly unchanged
Input: Diamond ring
Setting: Rough
Output: Same ring as the input. Testing found that the ring possesses a cognitohazard which only affects Dr. Meyer, visibly improving his mood.
Input: 100 Motivational posters
Setting: Rough
Output: 100 shredded posters.
Input: 100 Motivational posters
Setting: Coarse
Output: 100 Degrading posters
Input: 100 Motivational posters
Setting: 1:1
Output: 100 rolls of toilet paper
Input: 100 Motivational posters
Setting: Fine
Output: 10 large Extremely Motivating posters that give viewers the enthusiasm and will to accomplish any task, even as little as fully describing an anomalous object that came out of the wonderful machine known as SCP-914.
Input: 1 Motivational poster
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Motivational poster with a cat hanging off a branch on it.
Input: One 1cm cube of glass filled with hydrogen
Setting: Fine
Output: One 1cm cube of metallic hydrogen covered with glass. The metallic hydrogen is anomalously light for its size and structure.