7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One plastic pumpkin with a candle inside
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic pumpkin with a candle inside that is able to change its scent through unknown means. Trying to smell the candle causes the scent to change to whatever the person smelling it considers to be the worst smell.
Input: One plastic pumpkin with a speaker inside
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic pumpkin with a speaker inside with cognitohazardous properties. The cognitohazardous properties make the person listening to songs feel feelings of happiness, euphoria and satisfaction. Prolonged exposure to the audio produced by the speaker causes people in a 5m radius to experience headaches, dizziness, and lightheadedness. During testing, it was discovered that if the speaker is removed from inside the pumpkin, the speaker loses its anomalous properties and functions as a normal speaker until it is returned inside the pumpkin. The pumpkin itself was discovered to induce feelings of fear, anxiety and nervousness. Output incinerated.
Input: One ghost puppet
Setting: 1:1
Output: The puppet was reconstructed to resemble a mummy. This was partially successful, as the doll does not have adequate materials to give the doll filled limbs, giving it a flat look. There was also not enough extra cloth to enwrap the entire doll, so a combination of cloth and string was used.
Input: One ghost puppet
Setting: Fine
Output: One ghost puppet. The output hovers at roughly 170 cm above the ground, and can be manipulated by pushing it, similar to a helium balloon.
Input: One ghost puppet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ghost puppet. Puppet immediately flew out of the room by passing through a ventilation grate without colliding with it. It tried ambushing Dr. Veritas in a nearby hallways while he was moving to his office, but was only capable of headbutting him, which did no damage. The puppet seemed incapable of phasing through other material after its initial escape, so it was caught inside a coffee cup and a clipboard before rehousing it in a glass jar after Dr. Veritas reached his office. Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One mask
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of thin fabric strips that appear to have been put through a paper shredder.
Input: One mask
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two pieces of string and several 3x3cm squares of fabric.
Input: One mask
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cyan handkerchief with the Foundation logo embroidered onto it.
Input: One mask
Setting: Fine
Output: One identical face mask that prevents all harmful substances from passing through anomalously alters any gas into an unknown substance when passing through. During testing, the mask constricted tightly around the face of D-87569, though he reported no discomfort. D-87569 showed strong improvements in all physical tests, though he began coughing shortly afterward. Several minutes after this, D-87569 reported chest pain and difficulty breathing, then promptly collapsed and began desperately tearing the mask off his face, destroying it. D-class terminated by J.R. Allen after D-87569 began coughing up large amounts of blood and an unknown liquid that ignited upon contact with air. An autopsy revealed that D-87569’s lungs had received 3rd degree burns. During the autopsy, all of the blood in D-87569’s body combusted in a fashion similar to thermite, rendering further research impossible.
Input: One 9mm magazine
Setting: 1:1
Output: One loaded 5.56 magazine with a capacity of 8 rounds. The magazine is of normal construction based on 5.56 magazines sold today.
Input: One 9mm magazine
Setting: 1:1
Output: One loaded .50 AE magazine with a capacity of 16 rounds. No similar magazine has been identified at the time of writing. Testing revealed that all of the cartridges have insufficient amounts of gunpowder to be properly used. The spring used for pushing the cartridges out of the magazine is also too weak to function correctly.
Input: One 9mm magazine
Setting: Fine
Output: One physically unaltered loaded 9mm magazine. When fired, the bullet will separate into five parts and explode upon impact with any surface. Upon close inspection, it has been reported that a small amount of gunpowder has been placed into the cavities of the five parts. Because a small amount of the gunpowder was moved from the casing to the bullet itself, the projectile has lost velocity.
Input: One Walther P99 Pistol
Setting: Fine
Output: One Ruger Security-9 pistol. When looking down the iron sites, the subject holding it will have an image materialize in their mind. The image has shown a common theme between all test subjects, namely being persons right before their death, Presumably by gunshot. All of the images so far have also been in the first-person view of the person holding the pistol.
Input: One bottle
Setting: Rough
Output: One crushed plastic bottle.
Input: One bottle
Setting: Coarse
Output: A line of components belonging to the bottle, including the cap, tamper ring, and the base bottle, arranged in a cross-section. The label is flattened out underneath the components.
Input: One bottle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle containing a small plastic ship floating in what appears to be liquid oxygen. After a few seconds of the output door opening, the bottle exploded, but due to the low mass of the material, no damage was done. D-class treated for minor frostbite after being exposed to liquid oxygen particles.
Input: One bottle
Setting: Fine
Output: One physically unaltered bottle. When someone picks up the bottle, they will immediately become unable to use any object composed of materials that were obtained through processes deemed unhealthy for the planet. They will also attempt to convince others to grab the bottle, eventually resorting to physically forcing others to touch the bottle. Effects ceased after the object was incinerated.
Input: One phone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Appeared identical, with the exception of brand markings being removed. When Researcher Lassel attempted to use the phone, it caused him to spontaneously disappear. Lassel reappeared in Facility 23 on 20/12/2021. A journal he was carrying appeared to document his time during his disappearance. The phone was found in one of his pockets, displaying a message saying; 'Thank you for visiting! Devices like this tore us apart.' Analysis of the phone did not indicate any anomalous traits.
Input: One plastic container containing 1L 0.5M copper(II) sulfate
Setting: Coarse
Output: 79.8 grams of a powder later identified to be copper sulfate, one plastic container containing pure water.
Input: One plastic container containing 1L 0.5M acetic acid, pH 2.52
Setting: Coarse
Output: 30 grams of a powder later identified to be acetic acid, one plastic container containing pure water, pH 7.
Input: One plastic container containing 1L 0.5M cobalt(II) chloride solution. Solution was red after preparation, indicating some cobalt(II) hexahydrate had formed via reaction with water.
Setting: Coarse
Output: 71 grams of a powder later identified to be pure anhydrous cobalt(II) chloride, one plastic container containing pure water.
Input: One plastic container containing 1L 0.5M nitrous acid
Setting: Coarse
Output: One plastic container containing pure water, one dark blue solid cube. Upon the retrieving D-class touching the cube, it proceeded to "burst," and sprayed its contents over the D-class at high pressure. SCP-914 was undamaged, and the D-class was treated for mild acid burns and made a full recovery within a week. Residue on the D-class uniform confirmed to be 0.5M nitrous acid solution.
Input: One of the aforementioned stethoscopes
Setting: 1:1
Output: An identical stethoscope. When the stethoscope is used on an individual, it can no longer capture the audio of breathing or heartbeat. Instead, the stethoscope is capable of capturing the audio of blood cell formation and bone movement when placed against synovial joints.
Input: One of the aforementioned stethoscopes
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical stethoscope. When used in a medical fashion, the stethoscope does not function. However, placing the bell of the stethoscope against solid matter allows the listener to hear into the adjacent room. This effect extends into sound-proof chambers. No other rooms, unless directly connected to the adjacent, will be heard.
Input: One of the aforementioned stethoscopes
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical stethoscope. When the stethoscope is stretched, it anomalously continues to do so. The elastic effect is extremely easy to perform, taking little force to stretch the output. The maximum elasticity is, as of this test, unknown, and reverts to its regular length on its own over varying periods of time, depending on the stretched length. When used, the stethoscope acts as expected. When stretched, however, the stethoscope’s audiological range is increased, to the extent of hearing the full bodily functions of the patient’ the sound of which is extremely loud and renders the listener incapable of identifying isolated functions. Use by a nurse during testing resulted in burst eardrums and temporary deafness.
Input: One of the aforementioned stethoscopes
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical stethoscope. Using the stethoscope results in the patient being capable of hearing the listener’s thoughts. Thorough testing has revealed the bell is the receiver and the headset as the transmitters for this effect. Essentially, the roles of the listener and patient are reversed. The accuracy of the effect also depends on the kind of thought; should the patient think of a word or phrase, the listener will hear said word/phrase in the voice of the patient. Or should the patient think of a scene, the listener will hear sounds related to the scene itself, such as laughter from a cinema or police sirens from a car crash. Further testing may be required, pending approval.
Input: One vinyl record player
Setting: Fine
Output: One LaserDisc player. LEDs from the device have been used to create the laser diode. Output only able to play back audio from any media inserted.
Input: One vinyl record player
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One identical vinyl record player. Playback of any media at first appears identical to the original player, but further analysis of the audio produced showed subtle additions and alterations. Playing the recorded audio backward revealed hidden messages detailing the orders and agenda of various private, concealed, or otherwise unknown organisations, both real and fictional. The SCP Foundation was also included when Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" single was played. Specific messages change depending on the provided record.
Input: One #2 Dixon Ticonderoga-brand pencil
Setting: Coarse
Output: One 19cm rod of graphite, one 19cm hexagonal wooden stick, one green aluminum ferrule, a small pool of yellow paint, and one small cylindrical piece of pink rubber.
Input: One #2 Dixon Ticonderoga-brand pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Amazon Basics #2 pencil.
Input: One #2 Dixon Ticonderoga-brand pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: The pencil appears unaltered, but was found to be incredibly resistant to bending and snapping. The lifespan of both the eraser and graphite seems to have improved significantly. The wooden body of the pencil was also resistant to dent marks, scratches, and chipping. However this new durability includes the eraser, making it extremely tough to erase any writing. The most it does is just smear the graphite across the writing surface. The “#2” has been replaced by a “#1” and the “soft” inscription is missing.
Input: One #2 Dixon Ticonderoga-brand pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Similar to the input, except now has mechanical features similar to a ballpoint pen. Clicking the eraser will unveil the graphite point. All original inscriptions on the pencil are missing. Upon being given a notebook and gripping the pencil, D-55484 wrote every page, word for word, of Shakespeare's "Macbeth". While writing, no breaks were taken, and they seemed to have been in a trance-like state. After finishing, they could not recall the passing of time. When only a single piece of paper was given to them, they began writing the first page of William Golding's "Lord of the Flies" and became hostile after running out of room. A second empty notebook was given to let them finish. D-55484 reported painful cramping and aching of their writing hand after each writing piece was complete. No other anomalous properties have been observed, and the pencil has since been stored in the anomalous items locker.
Input: One miniature Christmas-themed house model with various miniature human models
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of dust, which has a mild effect that compels people to describe it as appearing "festive".
Input: One miniature Christmas-themed house model with various miniature human models
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature Easter-themed house model. All the human models around it wear bunny ears.
Input: One miniature Christmas-themed house model with various miniature human models
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature Site-19 Facility 23 model. When looking closer at the human models, all the models are changed into various researchers from the facility. Dr. Veritas can be seen wearing a Santa hat.
Input: One miniature Christmas-themed house model with the miniature Dr. Veritas model from test above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A statue of Doctor Veritas (the colours were off-base due to the paint colour of the original models being different) which became animate and started a monologue about the important of the Winter Solstice Festival, gave a narration of how the birth of Jesus Christ was not on the 25th of December, listed several dates that experts estimate to be the actual date, after which it spontaneously combusted. It was inert after it was extinguished.
Input: One small plastic Christmas tree
Setting: Fine
Output: One small plastic Christmas tree, visually unchanged. Object has acquired a cognitohazardous property wherein upon one viewing the tree, the subject is unable to pronounce or spell the word “Christmas” properly. Effect persists for approximately three hours before ending. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One miniature ceramic nativity scene
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature ceramic scene of Jesus and the two criminals dying on the cross, surrounded by Roman soldiers.
Input: One "elf on the shelf" doll
Setting: Fine
Output: One "elf on the shelf" doll, its outfit altered to resemble a red lab coat donning the Foundation logo on its breast. It is capable of becoming animate if it is not being viewed directly by humans (although camera footage can capture its movement) and will do so to occasionally relocate itself to different areas. At some point, the output obtained JR Boneka's clipboard and pen when she was not looking and wrote down the following notes:
Input: One wooden nutcracker figure
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden nutcracker figure, largely unaltered except its mouthpiece is permanently shut and does not move when the lever on the back is pressed.
Input: One Christmas tree topper in the shape of a star
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Christmas tree topper in the shape of a snowman
Input: One Christmas tinsel
Setting: Fine
Output: Christmas tinsel of the same length that wraps itself around a tree by itself. During testing, it was discovered that the tinsel will wrap itself around a tree only if the tree is not artificial.
Input: One Christmas stocking
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Seemingly normal Christmas stocking. When a D-Class reached into the stocking, they took out a mug with the following text on it: “Best parent ever“ which they said was the thing they wished for the most. After approximately thirty seconds, the item turned into dust. During testing, it was discovered that the dust is from the same material as the stocking. Further testing revealed that the stocking is reduced in size each time a item is taken out of it
Input: One voltaic pile, one lithium-ion battery
Setting: Fine
Output: One brass-colored hexagonal prism topped by two hexagonal pyramids, with a “-” symbol on one side, opposite a “+” symbol on the other. With the “-” symbol as the anode and the “+” symbol as the cathode, the object produces a consistent, unchanging voltage of 0.01 V. As of the time of writing, the potential difference has not decreased despite 48 hours of continued use. Testing is ongoing.
Input: One typewriter, one Lenovo Thinkpad laptop
Setting: Fine
Output: One typewriter with cables and electrodes attached, similar to those used in electroencephalograms. Placing the electrodes on a human head causes the typewriter to begin writing out the person’s thoughts. Due to the speed of human cognition, the nature of abstract thought, and the slowness of the typewriter, results often come out smudged and illegible.
Input: One mercury barometer, one built-in smartphone barometer
Setting: Fine
Output: A barometer that appears to measure “social pressure” in its near vicinity. Measurements increase the more unwanted attention is placed on an individual, and decrease when attention is shifted elsewhere.
Input: A Moebius strip
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sideless and edgeless object. From a mathematical standpoint, this object has no edges nor sides, as proven by all experiments and topological studies conducted. It can be handled as any tangible three-dimensional object, but will induce headaches in the handler. It is yet to be determined if the headaches are caused directly by the object, or are a result of the human brain attempting to comprehend the object.
Input: A Moebius strip
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 2-dimensional paper strip. Its weight remains the same as the inputted Moebius strip, however, the thickness of the output is virtually null. The object thus appears to be invisible if seen from a perfect 90° angle. Excessive paper seemingly removed from the original strip to achieve null thickness is considered to be anomalously stored in itself in some either spatial or dimensional anomaly, giving it its mass.
Input: A Moebius strip
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Moebius strip. Causes any space it is contained in to become topologically and spatially inconsistent, resulting in non-Euclidean configurations. The effect decreases proportionally to the distance to the object.
Input: A Klein bottle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Output went outside.
Input: A Klein bottle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged Klein bottle. However, its volume appears to be completely null, as any liquid poured into it will overflow directly. A glass sphere. Induces in any viewer the impression that it is a Klein bottle. Any liquid or flowing solids (sand, powder, etc.) thought to be poured in the Klein bottle falls off from the glass sphere, thus giving the impression that the bottle is overflowing.
Input: A Klein bottle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Klein bottle, with seemingly infinite volume. All liquids poured into the bottle will diseappear, and all attempts to pour them out were met with failure.
Input: One of the above figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: One figurine of the character Red Blood Cell from Cells at Work!
Input: One of the above figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two figurines of White Blood Cell. Each are half the mass of the original.
Input: One of the above figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden figurine of Dr. Ari Marlon
Input: One of the above figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden scale model of a human leukocyte
Input: One of the above figurines
Setting: 1:1
Output: One figurine with lettering on the hat changed from Japanese to Hebrew. No other changes found in figurine
Input: One Nvidia RTX-3060 graphics card
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged card. Upon being installed to a test PC running a stress test program, the output ran at 7000% efficiency. This caused the PC to melt all internal components due to overheating, and rendered it unusable. The test PC was quickly replaced for the next test.
Input: One Nvidia RTX-3060 graphics card
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged card. Upon being installed to a test PC running a stress test program, the output was recorded to slowly gain efficiency over time. Efficiency appears to have been taken from other running graphics cards within the facility, causing them to lose efficiency. Upon powering off test PC, efficiency was returned to affected cards.
Input: One Nvidia RTX-3060 graphics card
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One smaller graphics card of a unique make labelled "Nvidia RGTX-5310". Output was unable to be installed to a test PC due to socket mismatch. Socket appears to not match any known to exist. Internal scans have shown wires to be few atoms thick.
Input: Aforementioned VHS videotape
Setting: Fine
Output: One VHS videotape with “Facility 19-23 Break Room’s Funniest Home Videos” written on the label. Playing the tape shows a montage of random facility personnel performing tests with SCP-914. Most tests involve the tester blatantly violating testing protocols, resulting in tragic and destructive outcomes. Occasionally there will be a harmless prank, also involving random staff. However, all personnel shown in tests are either heavily injured or killed by said tests, followed by a laugh track. Generic guitar and piano music accompanies the tape in the background. The tape is full, resulting in a 4-hour playtime with over 510 tests shown, all being completely unique. Some facility personnel appear to show up multiple times whether or not they were killed in a previous clip. No anomalous effects have been recorded.
Input: Aforementioned article
Setting: Fine
Output: One article, dated 05/03/2032. The article describes a currently unknown virus spreading throughout Europe and Asia. The article contains a map of cases throughout the world, and notable changes are present, including Russia being divided in half, and China occupying Mongolia.
Input: One rifle
Setting: Rough
Output: A scattered pile of components with damage resembling a firing malfunction.
Input: One rifle
Setting: Coarse
Output: Multiple piles of components sorted between mechanical complicity.
Input: One rifle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Colt SMG 633, lacking a semi-auto function.
Input: One rifle
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged rifle. Output was mounted to the floor for testing after clearing anomalous screening. When fired, the rifle broke off of the mounting and lodged in the wall behind it. The action was found to be heavily damaged during the test. Upon review of the security footage, it was discovered that the output fired at a rate of 73,500 RPM, or 1225 rounds a second, rather than 1225 RPM, which is only 20 rounds a second. Repairing the damaged portions removed the anomalous effects.
Input: Aforementioned USB drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged USB drive, containing a file in .mp4 format titled "Mercy." Playing the file results in a thirty second video depicting various scenes of nature, accompanied by peaceful music and the sounds of birds chirping, followed by five minutes of auditory and visual cognitohazards, triggering outbursts of aggression. Incinerated.
Input: Aforementioned tankette
Setting: Fine
Output: An automaton resembling former Dictator Benito Mussolini made from the parts of the inputted vehicle. A mass of steel, chains, rivets and a motor that fell apart upon exiting the booth. The input's onboard communications system was found to have been anomalously modified to repeatedly broadcast samples of the former Dictator saying "Si Si Si" ("Yes Yes Yes" in Italian). Upon the output falling apart, the broadcast stopped, presumably because the battery became disconnected from the radio system. The output’s parts have been incinerated.
Input: One VHS videotape, containing an episode of Jeopardy
Setting: 1:1
Output: One VHS videotape, containing an episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
Input: One VHS videotape, containing an episode of Jeopardy
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unaltered VHS videotape, containing the identical episode of Jeopardy. Individuals who view the videotape will only be able to reply to questions with answers beginning with “What is”. This effect wears off after four hours. Object incinerated.