7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One flashdrive, containing a .chr file labelled "Natsuki.chr"
Setting: Coarse
Output: Disassembled flashdrive. When reconstructed, the .chr file was replaced with a .txt file labelled "Things I Like About Papa." Item incinerated on Dr. Norton's request.
Input: One flashdrive, containing a .chr file labelled "Sayori.chr"
Setting: 1:1
Output: An object resembling a cinnamon bun made up of said flashdrive.
Input: One flashdrive, containing a .chr file labelled "Yuri.chr"
Setting: Fine
Output: Same as input. When inserted into a computer, the background immediately changed to an image of the aforementioned character from said video game. Additionally, all files, documents and other software had been converted into the same image. Item incinerated along with affected computer.
Input: One flashdrive, containing a .chr file labelled "Monika.chr"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Same as input. When inserted into a computer, it was found that the flashdrive contained a fully functioning artificial intelligence system that mirrored the personality traits of the character on the flashdrive. Dr. Norton has requested that he keep said flashdrive with the A.I. as well. Request pending.
Input: One spool of red fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One red shirt that gradually increases its wearer's body temperature at the rate of 3 degrees Celsius per minute. The shirt evaporates into red smoke upon making contact with any liquid, and re-solidifies into its original shape after five minutes. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One spool of blue fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One spool of white fabric. One pair of pants seemingly constructed out of droplets of liquid blue dye, which are linked together through thin strands of thread. The pants anomalously retain their shape and functionality, despite numerous droplets coming into contact with one another at any given moment. Upon opening, the air in the output booth was noted to be unusually dry.
Input: One spool of white fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One orange white t-shirt. The shirt appears to act as a "dye magnet" of sorts, pulling dye from nearby sources to itself. Effect was discovered after D-Class sent to retrieve output noticed his jumpsuit had lightened in color, and that the shirt had taken on an orangish hue. Cleaned and placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One paper with a "914 recipe template," one ballpoint pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper with a 3x3 grid that resembles a crafting grid from the game Minecraft.
Input: One paper with a "914 recipe template," one ballpoint pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One filled out 914 recipe template (Refer to addendum 1), one ballpoint pen.
Input: One paper with a "914 recipe template," one ballpoint pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One filled out 914 recipe template with completely different results (Refer to addendum 1), one ballpoint pen.
Input: One FN FAL
Setting: 1:1
Output: One AKM, with extra parts in a pile.
Input: One FN FAL
Setting: Fine
Output: One scorched FN FNC, with grease covering the majority of its surface. The scorching does not affect the weapon itself.
Input: One FN FAL, Ars Mechanica
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two items.
Input: Introductory note
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon viewing the note, the graphite used to write message combusted, igniting Cens' lab coat. Fire was extinguished within 10 seconds, leaving Cens with light burns on the forearms. Subject given medical treatment, and note shredded and incinerated without incident.
Input: One flashdrive, containing a copy of the entire Microsoft Windows 10 operating system
Setting: Fine
Output: Small robotic figurine similar in appearance to a Skynet Terminator from the Terminator movie franchise. By pulling on the head of the figurine, four cables for multiple different electronic devices are revealed. Plugging one of these cables into a device with a corresponding port causes the figurine to upload a file titled skynet.mos. Opening the file causes the computer's operating system to be deleted and replaced by the uploaded file entirely, creating a new operating system for the computer called Skynet. Affected computer will attempt to connect to any wireless network by any means necessary, connect to nearby network-enabled prosthetics, and force them to slap their user in the face multiple times. All affected computers replaced, and figurine placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One Blu-ray set of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable anime
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Blu-ray set of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders anime. Animation style of the anime has changed from its regular style to the style DiU was originally animated in. Almost all events in the story still occur, and major plot points have not changed significantly, however [DATA EXPUNGED] They are instead hospitalized for █ months after the fight with ███, and minor antagonist H██ ████ is shown in the same hospital room as █████
Input: An CD disk containing Technician's Akchote voice that says: "Hello, SCP-914. I am Akchote, a technician re-assigned from Site-15. I hope my stay here will be long."
Setting: 1:1
Output: An CD disk containing a song titled "Nothing Ever Lasts Forever" made by the band "Echo & the Bunnymen".
Input: One Lumia 650 smartphone containing music exclusively from Ed Banger Records label and a pair of wired headphones
Setting: Fine
Output: An unbranded smartphone permanently connected to a pair of wireless headphones containing all current and future music from Daft Punk, a French electronic duo. Music files were found to be anomalously impossible to copy/move them to another device to prevent information leak.
Input: One beret belonging to the British Royal Air Force
Setting: 1:1
Output: One beret belonging to the United States Air Force
Input: One beret belonging to the British Army
Setting: 1:1
Output: One beret belonging to the U.S. Army
Input: One beret belonging to the Russian Army
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One identical beret that, when worn, causes the wearer to gain a heavy Russian accent and an addiction to alcoholic beverages, typically Vodka.
Input: One tin bucket filled with distilled water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bucket of non-anomalous molten tin. Bucket was composed of ice, but did not melt in the presence of the molten tin nor during its subsequent incineration. Transferred to Anomalous Items Storage.
Input: One surgical mask
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One GP-5 gas mask in mint condition, determined to have cognitohazardous properties that cause the wearer to repeat the sentence "Are you my mummy?" in Russian ("ты моя мамочка?") every 10 seconds. Item has been incinerated.
Input: One window frame
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One window frame. D-22452 was instructed to look through the window frame, and stuck his head through it for 12 seconds. Subject reported seeing Dr. Thurston sleeping on his desk in his office despite him being present during the test. Security footage in Dr. Thurston's office from 2 days earlier showed D-22452's head sticking out from the ceiling and observing Dr. Thurston for approximately 2 hours. The window frame was subsequently incinerated.
Input: Note
Setting: Fine
Output: A note detailing SR. Eriksson's history of [REDACTED]. SR. Eriksson discharged with amnestics and turned in to the relevant authorities, on order of Ethics Committee.
Input: One clay brick
Setting: 1:1
Output: A miniature brick wall made of 40 individual much smaller bricks.
Input: One clay brick
Setting: Fine
Output: A small sculpture in the shape of a voluptuous female figure made from input material and highly resistant to impact damage. Incinerated.
Input: One clay brick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cognitohazardous image impacted into the surface of a flattened out brick. The image causes the viewers to experience the feeling of moist and cold pants, even when in fact they are dry. The effect lasts roughly 26 hours, cannot be removed by amnestics, and affects all types of pants. The effect also can be re-applied to individuals after the initial application has worn off.
Input: One lava lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: One fishbowl-shaped lava lamp. When powered on, the wax components will loosely form the shape of fish which float around the inside the lamp with no discernible pattern. The output is confirmed to be non-animate and serves purely as a decorative ornament.
Input: One kilogram of sculptor’s clay
Setting: Fine
Output: One animate humanoid clay figurine, capable of vocalizations and locomotion. Output’s vocalizations and movements grew increasingly erratic and distressed over a period of 24 hours, ceasing when the output became hardened and inanimate.
Input: One photo of Pripyat
Setting: Fine
Output: One photo of Fukushima
Input: One photo of Pripyat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Ozyorsk A photo which shows different places impacted by nuclear incidents. When flipped over to the left, a new image is seen. As of the time of writing, there is a 25 percent chance each that a photo of Pripyat, Fukushima, or Ozyorsk is seen, and a 5 percent chance each in the cases of Harrisburg, Nagasaki, or Hiroshima.
Input: [EXPUNGED] The pen and the highlighter.
Setting: ████ Fine
Output: [REDACTED] A normal looking pen, that will force any writer using this pen to censor any data written. The writer cannot put the pen down and use another one before the text he intended to write in the first place is completely done.
Input: Above spool of fabric
Setting: Fine
Output: One yellow hoodie that appears black when exposed to light levels of 0.002 lux or higher. When not exposed to sufficient levels of light, the outfit glows at 15,000 lumens. Research staff were rendered temporarily blind during testing, output incinerated.
Input: One wheelbarrow and contents.
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden booth, 3m x 1.4m x 1.2m in size, with a plastic door on one side. Inside is a wooden stool with a rubber seat, presumably formed from the tires, along with a microphone formed from the tires and brad nailer hanging from the ceiling. A USB slot is located on the underside of the microphone; plugging a USB-compatible data device into the slot allows audio inputs to be recorded onto the device as WAV files.
Input: One wheelbarrow and contents.
Setting: Fine
Output: A animatronic emu constructed of wood, plastic, and metal. The ends of its feathers are steel-plated. A set of levers on its hind quarters allow it to be operated, moving the wings and head around. Stirrups in the legs allow the controller to walk it around.
Input: One wheelbarrow and contents.
Setting: Fine
Output: A gattling gun embankment. The wood-constructed gattling gun is loaded with projectiles formed from the brad nails; mass of each projectile and the 250-round count suggests they are formed from 4 nails each.
Input: The introductory note, saying "Hey 914, I've been working with you for almost 6 months and never done this intro note tradition we have. Here's to another 6 months of testing — McLaif"
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same note, with the text arranged into an anomalously animated rotating 3D cube.
Input: A surge protector
Setting: Rough
Output: A melted and burnt pile of copper, rubber, and plastic.
Input: A surge protector
Setting: Coarse
Output: The constituent parts of the surge protector, arranged by size.
Input: A surge protector
Setting: 1:1
Output: An extension cable.
Input: A surge protector
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic and rubber box 10cm x 2cm x 2cm in size, shaped like the input surge protector. The top of the box contains six sockets similar to NEMA Type B sockets found at Site 19-23. Plugging in a power supply with a cable modified to have two plugs on either end has the box emitting light proportional to the amperage of the power supply. When a device with a compatible plug is inserted, the box will anomalously supply 1V at 0.5mA split among all connected devices. The box does not supply power otherwise.
Input: A surge protector
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A rubber-covered metal cube with an exposed wire attached to a face. When connected to power, the cube will levitate 10cm above the surface it is placed on, and powers electrical devices in a 20m cube. After being powered for 52 seconds, the output melted into a pool of rubber and copper.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Obliterate
Output: As the doors of the booth labelled "Output" opened, 1kg of iron dust averaging 1μm in diameter was ejected at speeds exceeding Mach 3. vD-15 was terminated and standard Foundation-issue steel-carbide-reinforced shields were determined to be insufficient against uncooperative behaviour displayed by SCP-914. Nano-bot cleanup and repair teams were immediately summoned in order to resume testing as soon as possible.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Rough
Output: 0.5kg of pure molten iron at 950°C and 0.5kg of solid iron showing signs of tensile torsion, impact damage and other signs of various forms of trauma. Interestingly, there was no detected increase in the local temperature readings until the booth labelled "Output" opened after the an operation time of five minutes. A nano-bot cleanup crew has once again been called, this time to remove the molten iron safely before it solidified to the bottom of the booth.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Coarse
Output: The entire floor of the output booth was coated in iron dust measuring 1mm in diameter. No anomalous properties noted. Total mass of iron dust measured 1kg in weight and is viable for nano-bot recycling protocols.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 1kg iron sphere with perfect curvature across the surface. Further analysis shows no other signs of modification or any defects known to occur during conventional ironworking processes. vD-17 noted it to be cold to the touch as the input was. Readings have confirmed no significant temperature difference between input and output.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One highly detailed map of the Nation of Alexandria made from the inputted iron and flattened into a 1mm-thin plate. Typography and landmarks are engraved onto one surface. Details of the map compared to the current geographic area has shown the outputted iron map represents the Nation as it was in 2021.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: As the doors of the booth labelled "Output" opened, one 20cm-tall statue of David The Thinker made entirely out of iron walked out of the booth. After being detained, it was discovered that the object is capable of communicating via and comprehending written language. Object classified as a Class-C sentient and mobile anomaly and has been contained on-site successfully following proper protocols for similar anomalies.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Ultra Fine
Output: A five-dimensional cuboid object merged with a severed hexahedron, classified as a Class-B physical/geometric anomaly. Containment teams deployed and object successfully contained in a stabilized state for further research.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Extremely Fine
Output: A Class-S physical/geometric anomaly. Site-wide lockdown, Identification impossible due to possible violation of 6th-dimensional geometry. MTF Omega-C3 was teleported into the testing chamber for object termination and was successful in doing so. vD-17 terminated after attempting to comprehend output.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Super Fine
Output: One file binder made of the inputted iron, containing 18 25 28 a constantly-updating number of pages made entirely of iron measuring 0.2mm in thickness with an anomalous degree of flexibility similar to conventional paper. Object classified as a Class-C Multiversal Interference anomaly after reading the texts engraved on the pages. Binder has been contained at Site-01 and access requires O6-level approval.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: Rough
Output: A smashed magic 8-ball, broken into eight main fragments.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: Coarse
Output: An empty magic 8-ball, a puddle of alcohol, a puddle of blue dye, a small hollow cylinder, and the icosahedron used in magic 8-balls.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: A physically unchanged magic 8-ball. The output hurled itself out of the output booth at ██ km/h straight at JR Boneka, who reflexively caught it in her hands. Upon catching the object, the phrase “SWEET CATCH!” was vocalized from the 8-ball. Aside from this, it still functions like a standard magic 8-ball. No further changes are noted.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: One magic cue-ball. Presumably, it functions similarly to a standard magic 8-ball, but the surface is entirely opaque, and there is no viewing port through which to view the “fortune”, rendering the object useless.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: Fine
Output: A magic 8-ball that has sprouted four pairs of arachnid legs, similar to SCP-2649. The entity oozes a liquid similar to SCP-2649-A in consistency, although it is tinted blue and does not exhibit the same anomalous effects. Entity neutralized after JR Boneka impulsively kicked it away, causing it to smash into a wall and shatter. No anomalous effects recorded afterwards.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: Fine
Output: Another magic cue-ball, although this time, the sphere is translucent, allowing for the fortune inside to be seen. When a D-class was instructed to pick it up, the ball exploded, damaging his left eye and arm. D-class sent to the infirmary.
Input: One magic 8-ball
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Eight D8 dice, made out of the solid components of the original 8-ball. It is presumed that the liquid is inside the dice. When all eight dice are rolled simultaneously, an event occurs, seemingly based on the combination of numbers achieved by rolling the dice. Placing the dice on specific sides deliberately will not trigger any event; they must be rolled at random. For the purpose of testing, a D-class was instructed to attempt different rolls while security staff stood guard.
Input: One standard MTF Epsilon-11 fragmentation grenade, one phone opened onto the application "Discord" with light mode turned on, the corresponding 914 recipe template
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One extra-strength MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") flashbang with regenerative capabilities varying on energy source (Refer to addendum 1). After used, if an electronic device using an application with the setting of or related to "Light Mode" is within 20 meters of the flashbang, the device automatically changes said setting to "Dark Mode" and the flashbang regenerates back to it's non-used state. One phone opened onto the application "Discord" with night mode turned on, the corresponding 914 recipe template with a checkmark at the bottom right corner.
Input: One M9 pistol, one white flag, the corresponding 914 recipe template
Setting: Fine
Output: One M9 pistol, three ammunition cartridges for 9mm rounds made out of nylon fabric, the corresponding 914 recipe template with a checkmark at the bottom left corner and the suggested output being updated to now show a image of a flag being loaded into the cartridge instead of standard ammunition. The type of flag used decides effects of the bullet however there always is a fixed clip of nine bullets regardless of the flag consumed (Refer to addendum 2).
Input: One note reading "Hello 914. I will be working with you. Please refrain from killing me. Thank you."
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of shredded paper and a puddle of ink.
Input: One Copy of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Vento Aureo
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Copy of JJBA: Stone Ocean
Input: One copy of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Vento Aureo
Setting: Fine
Output: One "stand arrowhead" as seen in the manga made of compressed paper. It has been painted gold via the ink from the manga. The words "Korega Requiem Da" are written on the side of the arrow.
Input: A map of the United States
Setting: 1:1
Output: A map of China, 1:70000 scale.
Input: A map of the United States
Setting: Coarse
Output: A map of a United States that suffered a worse War of 1812, dated 1960. The map shows that the Maumee River, the 41st parallel, and the Missouri River became the American-Canadian border, and that the Aroostook border disputes were ruled in favor of the British Empire. Despite that, Florida and most of Texas are shown as American territory. The map shows wearing consistent with a poorly kept paper item from 1960.
Input: A map of the United States
Setting: Fine
Output: A world map in Romanian, dated 1715. The continents are depicted in a way similar to that in Steven Universe (including a different South American-African split and a hole in Siberia). However, the world map itself shares more in common with Io Mihailŭ, Împĕratul Românilor, the main differences being the continued independence of Portugal, a lack of a "Scandinavian North Asia", and the existence of a Jurchen Khanate in the Far East.
Input: Said USB drive
Setting: Fine
Output: A USB drive of a different model. The drive contains a .mp4 file resembling a televised EAS alert, describing an apparent containment breach of SCP-682, informing all residents of Florida to shelter in place. The Foundation does not collaborate with the FCC or NOAA to deliver EAS alerts. The SAME header and video transcript have been decoded below.
Input: A digital archive of several undisclosed SCP reports.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hard drive containing an archive of various SCP report, both fictional and actual. Clearance levels have been randomly assigned for viewing.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One iron cylinder, with "minus" and "plus" signs engraved on either end. Through anomalous means, electrons in the output are continuously attracted to the end marked with the "minus" sign, producing a negative electrical charge on the "minus" side, as well as a positive charge on the end marked with a "plus" sign.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One ampere meter. Due to being composed entirely of iron, the device does not function. When recreated with standard materials and used to measure a circuit, the recreation prints the numbers "914" on its display, regardless of the actual current being measured. Non-anomalous.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: Eight smaller cubes of iron, arranged in the shape of one large cube. When separated, the cubes gave off a noise described as "electric buzzing," and exhibited magnetic attraction to each other. After being held apart for five seconds, each cube heated up to approximately 95 degrees, and the attraction between them sharply increased. D-Class sent to retrieve output treated for burns, object placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One iron flashlight missing a light bulb, with a standard USB socket on the handle end and a dial near the front, indicating temperatures ranging from zero degrees to one hundred degrees. Light bulbs inserted into the device did not give off any visible light, even when powered. The dial was immovable until the device's USB port was plugged in and a light bulb was inserted, after which rotating the dial anomalously caused any surface the device was aimed at to reach the temperature selected.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One cooking pan, designed for use with an induction stove. Non-anomalous.
Input: 500 grams of plastic
Setting: Fine
Output: Plastic figurines of various SCPs. Placed in the break room after being confirmed non-anomalous.
Input: One aforementioned "Furby"
Setting: Rough
Output: One severely damaged pile of electronics, showing signs of melting and crushing. Numerous strands of burnt plastic fur. Described as "unsettling".
Input: One aforementioned "Furby"
Setting: Coarse
Output: Numerous piles of plastic pellets, arranged by colour. Circuitry and other electronic parts laid out in order of size.
Input: One aforementioned "Furby"
Setting: 1:1
Output: One lizard plushie, made with similar proportions to the input. The plastic fur of the input has been melted down and shaped into plastic reptilian scales. Internal circuitry has been left unchanged.