7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One note
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with the word "[sic]" printed on it in a blue-green-red gradient. The paper appeared to be recycled from the original note. Chemical analysis of the ink revealed that SCP-914 had separated the dyes in the original ink.
Input: One note
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami swan made of normal grade printing paper set in a small puddle of ink. It is hypothesized that SCP-914 removed moisture from the air inside the input chamber in order to rehydrate the ink.
Input: One note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unidentified odorless white gas, which blew into the face of D-07892. D-07892 reported symptoms of dyspraxia for ten minutes following inhaling the gas. Exposure seems to have had no long-term effects.
Input: One mirror
Setting: 1:1
Output: One visually unchanged mirror that displays reflections flipped 180 degrees horizontally.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One 5cmx3cm mirror, noticeably thicker. The output displays D-107392 the nearest individual’s current thoughts instead of a reflection. The thoughts in question either take the form of short text segments, images, or videos. The mirror does not require any apparent power source.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One mirror, visually unchanged. The output began to quickly glow when removed from the output booth. The current belief is that it absorbs light from its environment, releasing it in concentrated amounts after. So far, it seems to be able to release an indefinite amount of light, to the point of causing retinal damage and blindness. Item sent to Anomalous Storage in a standard airtight containment safe.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One mirror, visually unchanged. When viewed by an individual, the subject will perceive everything reflected in the mirror as nonexistent, experiencing visual hallucinations. This does not seem to apply to the individual themselves. Effects wear off in correlation to the amount of time in contact with the mirror, lasting from 5 minutes to 7 hours. Incinerated after D-107392 was knocked unconscious by crashing into a nearby doorway.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Several hundred glass shards, arranged in a memetic hazard. Any individual who perceives it will view all smooth surfaces as mirrors. Effect wears off in 30 minutes. Glass shards had no anomalous properties after removal from the symbol.
Input: Aforementioned phone
Setting: Fine
Output: A seven centimeter tall automaton that looks and behaves like a house cat, alongside a heap of plastic scraps and battery chemicals.
Input: One red fedora
Setting: 1:1
Output: One red felt trench coat, sized for a humanoid approximately 35 centimeters tall.
Input: One grey fedora
Setting: Fine
Output: One fedora that launches itself off the head of any person who attempts to wear it.
Input: One black fedora
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A seemingly unchanged fedora. When retrieved by a D-Class, the hat began speaking aloud in a calming male voice. Output appears to be sentient and introduces itself as "Fredric." Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One Roomba model
Setting: 1:1
Output: One robotic model resembling an enlarged specimen of Armadillidium vulgare, more commonly known as pill bugs or roly polies. Aside from the altered shape and method of locomotion, the output performs the same function as the original by cleaning debris from the floor through its oral cavity. When not in use, it curls up into a spherical form.
Input: One Roomba model
Setting: Fine
Output: One Roomba model modified to possess a spring system on its bottom side, allowing it to propel itself upwards in order to traverse raised surfaces such as stairs and countertops. However, the output was not equipped with any method of absorbing impact damage upon colliding with the floor, and was thus rendered nonfunctional after a few uses.
Input: One Roomba model
Setting: Fine
Output: One Roomba model now equipped with spinning blades on its underside, similar to that of a lawnmower. However, due to its size, speed, and relatively small debris cache, the output is largely ineffective at cutting grass on a useful scale.
Input: One Roomba model
Setting: Fine
Output: One smaller Roomba model; parts of the original model's mass were reallocated to form a swiveling top-mounted piece with a long thin barrel extending from it, much like that of a military tank. Upon collecting a certain amount of debris, the output's internal mechanisms will condense it into a small, dense pellet and proceed to fire it from its barrel at a high velocity. Upon impact, the pellet will shatter, scattering debris everywhere.
Input: One Roomba model
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Roomba model that, instead of turning around when met with walls or obstacles, will simply continue to drive through them by means of sheer brute force, destroying them in the process. The output proceeded to put a hole through several walls in the facility before inadvertently driving into the incinerator, which was in use at the time, promptly destroying itself in the process. Testing has been halted for the next few days while the necessary repairs to the building are being made.
Input: Aforementioned cards
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Five small, rolled-up plastic scrolls, each labeled with one of the input cards' spells. Opening a scroll appears to cause an effect to occur at some point in the near future that vaguely resembles the description of the spell, after which the scroll spontaneously combusts.
Input: One pair of wooden clogs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pair of wooden Nike Air Max 90.
Input: One pair of clogs
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden windmill model. The blades will anomalously start spinning, with the speed roughly corresponding to wind speeds outside of the building.
Input: One pair of clogs
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden Dutch barrel organ. The D-Class sent to retrieve the output started singing Dutch songs involuntarily despite having no command of the language. Being of Dutch nationality, J.R. Perry was able to identify the songs as "Heb je even voor mij?" (Do you have a moment for me?) by Frans Bauer, ''Sterrenstof'' (Stardust) by De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig, and "Er staat een paard in de gang" (There is a horse in the hallway) by Andre van Duin. She noted the pronunciation of the Dutch words as "terrible."
Input: One 9L aluminium bucket
Setting: Rough
Output: A puddle of molten aluminium
Input: One 9L aluminium bucket
Setting: Coarse
Output: One ball of aluminium 7 cm in diameter
Input: One 9L aluminium bucket
Setting: 1:1
Output: One aluminium compressed air canister. Testing showed the canister contain exactly 9L of air.
Input: One 9L aluminium bucket
Setting: Fine
Output: One aluminium hourglass. Sides are not transparent but when turned there is the sound of sand pouring, presumably made from aluminium. Timer takes exactly 9 minutes.
Input: One 9L aluminium bucket
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One aluminium tube. Item is anomalously resistant to heat and external force. Solid objects pass through the tube unaffected, but when liquids or granular solids, such as sand, are poured into one end of the tube they disappear exactly halfway through. Turning the end of the output over causes it to pour out the substance from the end it was poured into. Each end can have a different substance poured into it but doing so causes the downward facing end to pour out its contents unless a lid or other seal is applied. No limit has been found to the storage capacity of either end of the output. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One homeopathic remedy
Setting: Coarse
Output: One opened vial, one puddle of liquid containing water and trace amounts of phosphorus, sulfur, and ferrum phosphoricum.
Input: One homeopathic remedy
Setting: Fine
Output: One vial containing a chemically unchanged liquid. Testing with D-Class using 100 μL samples revealed that ingestion results in an intense belief that the subject is infected with the common cold. Symptoms consistent with a cold, such as fever, cough, and sore throat, manifested three hours after ingestion, but no infection was detected. It is unknown if the symptoms were anomalously caused by the solution or were brought on by the placebo effect.
Input: One homeopathic remedy
Setting: Fine
Output: One vial containing a chemically unchanged liquid. Testing with D-Class revealed that ingestion of an amount greater than or equal to 100 μL results in a firm belief in numerous pseudoscientific theories, including but not limited to the Flat Earth theory, the Aquatic Ape hypothesis, and astrology. The effect can be reversed via ingestion of another 100 μL of the liquid. Testing with D-Class already believing in such theories resulted in a loss of said beliefs.
Input: One homeopathic remedy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One vial containing pure water, one small pellet of phosphorus, sulfur, and ferrum phsophoricum. Solid components are non-anomalous. Testing with D-Class using 100 μL samples revealed that the water may either cause coughing in a healthy individual or alleviate coughing in a sick individual, seemingly at random.
Input: One map of Seoul
Setting: 1:1
Output: A similarly detailed map of Tokyo, published by an unknown company
Input: One map of Orlando
Setting: 1:1
Output: A similarly detailed but outdated map of Orlando that appears to have been published by an unknown company in 1974
Input: One map of Kathmandu
Setting: 1:1
Output: A similarly detailed map of an unknown city, similar in characteristics to various South Asian cities
Input: One map of Seoul
Setting: Fine
Output: A detailed map of a very large city centered around what appears to be modern Seoul, titled "MEGA SEOUL". The geography of the regions outside modern Seoul is entirely fictional, and the map shows the city extending outwards into regions that would in reality be occupied by mountains or ocean.
Input: One map of Orlando
Setting: Fine
Output: An extremely detailed map of the U.S. state of Florida. The details are readable only using a microscope.
Input: One map of Kathmandu
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3D raised relief map of Kathmandu and the surrounding areas
Input: One map of Seoul
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A similarly detailed map of Jeju City, with a cognitohazardous property that compels viewers to travel to various locations within Jeju Province of South Korea. The viewer, before successfully traveling to Jeju, will experience visual and auditory hallucinations informing them about various tourist attractions in Jeju. The effect is reversible via use of amnestics.
Input: One map of Orlando
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A similarly detailed map of Tijuana that appears to dynamically update its appearance whenever there is a change to the actual city. The map features a small animated picture of a stylized palm tree swaying in the wind next to the title.
Input: One map of Kathmandu
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A black-and-white map of Nepal marked with locations of every Foundation secure facility within the country. As the map contains information about highly classified facilities, all viewers of the map who were not of sufficient clearance were amnesticized.
Input: One map each of Seoul, Orlando, and Kathmandu
Setting: Fine
Output: A very large paper airplane painted in various colors. The object was animate and capable of self-sustaining flight. When taken out of the output booth, the object flew around the testing chamber and attempted to escape by forcefully colliding with a window, destroying itself as a result.
Input: One aforementioned mask
Setting: Rough
Output: One mask of identical look. Several sections appear to have been damaged by weathering, the broken-off material on the floor of the chamber. Chemical analysis showed qualities compatible with natural weathering typical to where the original artifacts have been found.
Input: One aforementioned mask
Setting: 1:1
Output: One mask, fully intact. However, the mask has been molded to a different deity, with features attributed to the Latin god Bacchus, the romanized version of Dionysus. The facial shape of the mask has been shrunken to add the beard of Bacchus that was not present in the input.
Input: One aforementioned mask
Setting: Fine
Output: One mask, altered so that the lips form a frown, in which a crack is present. Junior Researcher Sutherland surmised by the frown and cracked lips that the mask was “thirsty”. Sutherland decided to test how the mask would react to pouring wine through its mouth section.
Input: One hundred packs of googly eyes
Setting: 1:1
Output: An assortment of various plastic human body parts including ears, noses, fingers, and lips.
Input: One hundred packs of googly eyes
Setting: Fine
Output: One box of googly eyes with a button on top. When pressed via robot arm, the box detonated, coating every surface in the room with googly eyes that anomalously landed in a way that they would stick to the walls.
Input: One hundred packs of googly eyes
Setting: Fine
Output: One hundred packs of seemingly unchanged googly eyes. Testing revealed that anyone who looks into any eye for longer than three seconds will see all eyes as googly eyes for the next three to six hours.
Input: One of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of metal shards and shavings
Input: One of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: Coarse
Output: A crude bonesaw, the construction of which resembles a “home-made” or amateurish version. Using the item was significantly less effective and almost broke the blade. The item was disposed of via the incinerator.
Input: One of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pair of bone cutters. The collective mass of the output was equal to the bonesaw and the size of the cutters were smaller. Testing found them to function well, especially with smaller bones, namely the phalanges.
Input: One of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical bonesaw. Testing with the bonesaw found it to cut significantly faster than normal, cutting through tissues and sinew within seconds and bones in less than a minute, no matter their density. However, during the procedure, the bones and tissue proceed to haemorrhage at a vastly exceeded rate. Testing with a previously deceased D-Class with an artificial heartbeat found that the body would lose blood at a total of one litre per ~20 seconds.
Input: Two of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: Fine
Output: A large Gigli saw. The total length of the saw measured at 60cm, whereas the bonesaws individually measured at 35cm. Using the saw requires at least two individuals. Testing with the saw found it to function as intended, despite the length far exceeding the necessary requirement. Testing on wooden blocks, refractory bricks and sheet metal found the saw to work with these materials just as effectively. Further testing on harder materials is pending.
Input: Three of the aforementioned bonesaws
Setting: 1:1
Output: An amalgamation in the shape of a bonesaw with extra blades. The handle exhibits various extremities, including points, handguards and an elongated handle. The saw does work, albeit rather awkwardly.
Input: One of the aforementioned bonesaws and the previous output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A steel medical kit with a slightly larger bonesaw. The medical kit held full steel equipment, including needles, a steel strip resembling gauze, and a small Gigli saw. The bonesaw itself had a steel rose embedded near the handle. Testing found that when an individual holds the saw alone, they will suffer from near asphyxiation, which ceases following releasing the saw. Holding the medical kit gives the subject immediate knowledge of the medical states of all surrounding individuals, even through solid matter. The effect only persists in a radius of roughly 36 meters. Releasing the kit will cause the effect to persist for 4 seconds before dissipating. Holding both items causes the subject to attempt to violently subdue the nearest individual with a severe health condition. Testing cancelled due to the following incident.
Input: One red stress ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two red fidget spinners, non-anomalous. Analysis revealed each was comprised of polyurethane, with the mechanism allowing the spinners to function being unclear.
Input: One blue stress ball
Setting: Coarse
Output: A sheet of blue malleable material, identified as polyurethane, and a small puddle of an unknown type of gel. Surface area of polyurethane sheet determined to be the same as the original stress ball.
Input: One green stress ball
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of unknown material, 6cm in diameter, appearing to resemble the original stress ball. Upon further inspection, it was determined that the gel of the stress ball had become anomalously infused with polyurethane. Testing revealed that the material possessed a texture similar to that of SCP-999.
Input: One copy of aforementioned memo
Setting: Rough
Output: Several shredded pieces of paper, each containing one line of the memo. No further changes observed.
Input: Previous input
Setting: Coarse
Output: A hollow sculpture of Dr. Veritas's face, made of paper of an unknown thickness. Output fell apart when retrieved from the output booth, due to the thinness of the paper and lack of binding agents.
Input: Previous input
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper step pyramid, hollow inside. The outside of the pyramid was completely free of ink, with the paper surrounding the center of the pyramid covered with the ink.
Input: Previous input
Setting: Fine
Output: A slightly carbonized emulsified wood compound, saturated throughout with the components of the ink on the paper used as the input. The output produces or causes a yet-to-be-identified memetic/cognitohazardous effect to change the viewpoint of any member of the species Homo Sapiens so as to make them hold the belief that clinical tone means that the subject writing the report in question must write the report to be as verbose as possible, as well as using run-on sentences. The altered clinical tone in question affecting the subject is similar in nature (I.E. using previously mentioned run-on sentences and maximum possible verbosity within the writing) to that of which a 13-year old would believe acts as an effective, functioning, and acceptable clinical tone. Output has been subjected to heat of approximately 230 degrees Celsius; neutralization and incineration deemed successful, with no further actions deemed necessary.
Input: Aforementioned input
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same paper, but with the all the ink compressed to the words "Explain yourself." Contact with the paper produces a compulsion to confess everything the holder has done and feels guilt for. Confiscated from Intern Wright by the security team after he began to confess stealing candy from a supermarket when he was 7, after numerous other self-perceived crimes. Kept for interrogation purposes Confiscated by Dr. Veritas for unknown purposes.
Input: One bottle of supercooled water
Setting: Fine
Output: One small plastic aquarium, filled with supercooled water. Striking the surface of the aquarium resulted in a number of animate, fish-shaped ice sculptures forming inside the water from the point of impact. The fish appeared to "swim" in the liquid for five minutes, before gradually melting as the water temperature increased to match its surroundings. Output incinerated after the effect consistently failed to manifest upon the water temperature reaching 0°C.
Input: One rubber ball with antimemetic symbols
Setting: 1:1
Output: A red rubber cube, each face printed with an antimemetic symbol that prevents the cube from being tactilely perceived while it is in view
Input: One rubber ball with antimemetic symbols
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two smaller rubber balls, each printed with one unchanged antimemetic symbol. The balls can only be perceived from the side not printed with the symbol.
Input: One rubber ball with antimemetic symbols
Setting: Fine
Output: A rubber cylinder with both faces printed with a complex antimemetic symbol that causes viewers to forget about the existence of the cylinder for the duration of the viewing. The object was retrieved by a blindfolded D-99880 and placed into storage.
Input: One rubber ball with antimemetic symbols
Setting: Fine
Output: One smaller plain rubber ball with no external markings, and another similar rubber ball with a slit on the side printed with two unchanged antimemetic symbols. The latter ball was animate and capable of rolling movement, and its slit acted as a claw or mouth that would attempt to grab onto any object around it.
Input: One rubber ball with antimemetic symbols
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A retrofuturistic 'raygun' made entirely of red rubber with the words "Invisi-Gun" printed onto both sides. When the object is pointed at a solid surface and its trigger is pulled, a small area of the surface around the targeted point will temporarily be unable to be visually perceived for approximately 3 hours.
Input: One passport
Setting: Coarse
Output: One crudely made passport
Input: One passport
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "Wanted" poster for a fictional person named "Jorji Costava"
Input: One passport
Setting: Fine
Output: One passport that when held, will correct all personalized information to that of the holder.
Input: One aluminium ingot, one vial of TQ014-B
Setting: 1:1
Output: A differently shaped glass vial filled with solid aluminium, and a slightly smaller aluminium ingot in a puddle of TQ014-B solution
Input: One aluminium ingot, one vial of TQ014-B
Setting: 1:1
Output: One vial of a non-anomalous solution containing ████████████████, ██████████, and ██████████████████, and an aluminium handheld mirror with an irregular surface, presumably designed to distort the face of the user
Input: One aluminium ingot, one vial of TQ014-B
Setting: Fine
Output: An aluminium spray can with a glass nozzle, containing a small amount of an unknown liquid substance. When the output booth was opened, the nozzle was pressed down, spraying the entirety of the substance into the air. The substance was too dilute for anyone to be affected by its presumable effects, and analysis of trace chemicals on the floor have not yielded any meaningful results.
Input: One aluminium ingot, one vial of TQ014-B
Setting: Fine
Output: An aluminium dish with a glass rim, containing a solution of a previously undocumented olfactory cognitohazardous mixture that causes humans who smell it to temporarily believe that their teeth are falling out.
Input: One aluminium ingot, one vial of TQ014-B
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An aluminium sphere with a hollow inside containing an unknown liquid. The aluminium has been hardened enough to be practically unbreakable. The object has an anomalous property that, when held by a human, their face will become permanently unable to be recognized by others.
Input: One copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Setting: Coarse
Output: The case and the cartridge cut in half
Input: One copy of The Witcher 3
Setting: 1:1
Output: The case with the name of the game changed to “The Switcher 3”
Input: One copy of NBA 2K23
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually unchanged case and cartridge. When the cartridge was put into a console and the game was launched, it was discovered that there is a menu that allows for the selection and download of all released NBA 2K games. After downloading all of the games, it was discovered that the games cannot be played due to the controls not being optimized for Nintendo Switch except for NBA 2K18 through NBA 2K23.
Input: One walnut cutting board
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of wood ash
Input: One walnut cutting board
Setting: Coarse
Output: A small pile of dried wood glue, a puddle of mineral oil, and a stack of unsanded walnut wood pieces
Input: One walnut cutting board
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cherry wood cutting board