7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One plastic “king” crown
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plastic “queen” crown. Visually feminine. worthy of a queen.
Input: One of the above spools
Setting: 1:1
Output: A spool of copper wire made by [REDACTED], a Foundation front company.
Input: One of the above spools
Setting: Fine
Output: A spool of thinner copper wire. Testing has shown it to be significantly more electrically conductive than normal wire.
Input: One of the above spools
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copper sphere, capable of floating through anomalous means. There is a small raised circle on one side, always facing towards the person it is following. The sphere will follow any person it passes until the person it is following passes someone else, at which point it turns to face and follow them instead. Placed in a lockbox in anomalous storage.
Input: One limestone block
Setting: 1:1
Output: One limestone triangular pyramid, same mass
Input: One limestone block
Setting: 1:1
Output: One limestone cylinder, same mass
Input: One limestone block
Setting: 1:1
Output: One limestone hexagonal prism, same mass
Input: One limestone block
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Sapient object. Composed of several concentric rings of limestone, with eyes carved along the outer edges. Refers to itself as a "Throne". Capable of levitation.
Input: One Construction set
Setting: Fine
Output: One Construction set, with pieces of various lengths. The excess plastic from the shortened pieces have been attached to the lengthened pieces.
Input: One Construction set
Setting: Fine
Output: One Construction set. Pieces have been found to be flexible, and capable of holding their shape.
Input: One Construction set
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pile of fine powder, composed of a mixture of plastic and magnetic particles. The pile is easily shaped and molded, sticking to itself. When making contact with any plastic or ferromagnetic metal, with the exception of SCP-914, The pile will assimilate the metal and increase in volume via an unknown method. Object Incinerated.
Input: One set of Bagpipes
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same set of Bagpipes, coloured a different shade of tartan.
Input: One set of Bagpipes
Setting: Fine
Output: One set of Scottish Bagpipes that anomalously fill with air despite having no blowstick. It also lacks a bass drone.
Input: One set of Bagpipes
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One set of Scottish Bagpipes that, when held, force the user to play Flower of Scotland repeatedly until the Bagpipes are forcibly removed from them, or the user loses consciousness due to exhaustion.
Input: One wooden block
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden sphere, same mass
Input: One wooden block
Setting: Fine
Output: Ten miniature wooden toy soldiers. Animate through unknown means. Attempted to assault Junior Researcher Townsend, before being crushed by previous output.
Input: One wooden block
Setting: Fine
Output: Ten pieces of wood of non-Euclidean shapes
Input: One wooden block
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden sphere, shaped like a bowling ball. Exited booth at an unknown speed, hitting Junior Researcher Townsend in the foot.
Input: One mask
Setting: 1:1
Output: One hockey mask from the movie Friday the 13th.
Input: One mask
Setting: Fine
Output: One Guy Fawkes mask which, when worn, causes the wearer to identify himself as V from the movie V for Vendetta.
Input: One Mask
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One mask which, when worn, makes the wearer attempt to kill the most senior person in the room. Incinerated after D-5962 attempted to strangle Intern Scott. D-5962 restrained and the mask removed, after which D-5962 committed suicide through repeatedly hitting his head against his cell wall.
Input: 1 Homestar Runner DVD, volume 1
Setting: Rough
Output: 1 shattered and melted DVD and case, seemingly afflicted by a blowtorch
Input: 1 Homestar Runner DVD, volume 2
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 DVD showing all assets used in the cartoons originally shown on 'Everything Else Volume 2", each for one frame
Input: 2 Homestar Runner DVDs, volumes 1 and 3
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 DVD containing game=play footage of all games featured on the site, as well as Homestar Runner cartoons not yet added to a compilation DVD; 1 Volume 2 DVD
Input: 2 Homestar Runner DVDs, both volume 2
Setting: 1:1
Output: 2 Seinfeld DVDs of seasons 4 and 8
Input: 1 Homestar Runner DVD, volume 3
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD containing the same cartoons, except with state-of-the-art CGI techniques applied to all assets, making them appear hyper-realistic. Footage is sped up by 300%, which is not able to be influenced by any DVD player settings.
Input: One frying pan
Setting: Rough
Output: One partially molten and crushed steel frying pan, trace amounts of various hydrocarbons and fluorine gas detected.
Input: One frying pan
Setting: Coarse
Output: One visually unchanged frying pan
Input: One frying pan, one Teflon layer from previous output
Setting: 1:1
Output: One frying pan coated with ''miniature Teflon buckyballs'', giving it superhydrophobic properties
Input: One frying pan
Setting: Fine
Output: One small sharp-edged metal discus and a simple steel spring-loaded launching device
Input: One frying pan
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One miniaturised and highly-detailed sculpture of Assistant Researcher King frying an egg. A tiny cognitohazard is etched on the back of the sculpture that induces in all Australian researchers a sudden desire for fried eggs.
Input: In My Time
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:6 paper-mache model of Dick Cheney.
Input: In My Time
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of The Necessary Evil, ostensibly authored by Liz Cheney (President of the United States 2021-2029) in 2039.
Input: One calculator
Setting: Fine
Output: An abacus, made out of plastics and metal. The materials match the input. Non-anomalous.
Input: One calculator
Setting: Fine
Output: An abacus. The individual parts of this output are constructed from different materials than they were in the previous output, but the dimensions are identical.
Input: One calculator
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The input, with five additional buttons, labelled "StA 1", "StA 2", "LfA 1", "LfA 2" and "Introduce" respectively. Pressing one of the two "StA" buttons will cause an anomalous effect that moves one of the above created abaci into the state that represents the value shown on the display of this output. Pressing one of the two "LfA" buttons will paste a value shown on one of the abaci onto the output. Pressing the "Introduce" button results in an anomalous effect that introduces the sum of the values shown on both abaci to the set of natural numbers. Pressing the "Introduce" button results in a cognitohazardous sound that affects every human that hears the button being pressed. Affected subjects will believe that the sum of the values shown on both abaci has been added to the set of natural numbers until they are reminded that the sum of two natural numbers will lead to another existing natural number.
Input: One sheet of printer paper with the message "Hey, 914. Another new guy. - Bolton" scrawled on it, one mechanical pencil.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same sheet of printer paper with a large, but crude, drawing of a screw on it. Mechanical pencil half empty.
Input: One bottle of hand sanitizer.
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle with a spray nozzle instead of a hand pump, labelled "Full-body sanitizer". Testing revealed the spray to be extremely caustic to any materials touching the user's skin, including but not limited to bacteria, hair, tattoos, clothes, and metal jewelry. Any skin exposed to the spray is completely sanitized with minor temporary skin irritation. Unscrewing the spray nozzle from the bottle revealed the contents themselves to be ordinary hand sanitizer with no anomalous properties. Bottle and contents incinerated separately.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of shattered glass, one molten puddle of silver, one slightly bent steel frame
Input: One mirror
Setting: Coarse
Output: One sheet of glass, one sheet of silver plating, one disassembled metal frame
Input: One mirror
Setting: 1:1
Output: One frameless steel-backed mirror that evokes deep thoughts about oneself. that induces introspection. that contains a cognitohazard which causes viewers to reflect on their values systems. on their past failings. themselves as accurately as possible in words. Incinerated.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged mirror that displays reflections in a mixture of colours, determined to be the reflected person's current emotional state. When there is no one present using the mirror, the reflected surroundings are coloured by the ambient atmosphere. Donated to the break room.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One hand-held mirror that reflects all light in a single direction via parallel light rays, being anomalously capable of storing up to 10 kilojoules of light energy. Incinerated, at the expense of a hole burnt almost 60% through the side of the incinerator.
Input: One paper note, with the words: ''Hello, 914, I am Intern Clockworks, I will be working with you''.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A bunch of shredded paper, markless, a puddle of ink.
Input: One paper note, with the words: ''Hello, 914, I am Intern Clockworks, I will be working with you.''
Setting: Fine
Output: One paper note, with a paragraph detailing the benefits of joining the Church of the Broken God, non-anomalous.
Input: One 1kg cube of steel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small metal statue consisting of a large gear anomalously floating and rotating on a smaller pile of semi-melted gears
Input: Output in above test
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of scrap metal, non-anomalous.
Input: One Dragonzord.
Setting: Fine
Output: A toy model of Mechagodzilla md. Kiryu from Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla.
Input: One Falconzord.
Setting: Fine
Output: A toy model of Captain Falcon from the F-Zero game franchise. An anomalous feature was discovered by D-class wherein contact with the model's left hand, closed in a fist, causes 1st-degree burns and minor bone fractures in a 7cm radius around area of contact. Item incinerated.
Input: One Red Battlezord.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same toy configured as a twin-barreled gatling gun. This configuration is not known to be possible. Toy could be converted to normal humanoid configuration and back afterward.
Input: One Brachiozord.
Setting: Fine
Output: A trio of small, black/gold toy model Utahraptors. Upon booth opening, model raptors jumped on D-class and launched an unsuccessful attack. Models smashed and incinerated.
Input: The remaining Zord models.
Setting: Fine
Output: The four Zord models combined together as follows:
Input: One of the above photos
Setting: 1:1
Output: A picture of last year’s Facility Christmas party. There are noticeable smudges obscuring the faces of personnel who are no longer working at the Facility.
Input: One of the above photos
Setting: Fine
Output: A drawing of SCP-914. Several bottles of alcohol are visible inside the Input chamber, while several researchers crowd around the mainspring.
Input: One of the above photos
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A picture of the current Site-19 Facility 23 staff in a medieval setting. Staff appear dressed in outfits associated with their class, such as Dr. Veritas dressed in kingly robes, Researchers Vivic and Darby dressed as court jesters, Security Chief Sedna wearing a full suit of plate armor, and various staff dressed in silk outfits. Produces a cognitohazardous effect causing all within a certain radius to talk in a stereotypical medieval manner. Item incinerated successfully.
Input: One copy of Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the original, with several characters removed and added. One such addition is ''Banjo-Kazooie'', from the video game franchise of the same name.
Input: One copy of ''Super Smash Brothers Melee'' for the Gamecube.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the same game, with the anomalous property of influencing the person playing the copy to be convinced that Melee is objectively the best game in the series. Effect can be countered with amnestics. Object incinerated.
Input: One copy of ''Super Smash Brothers Brawl'' for the Nintendo Wii.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of Brawl, but with improved mechanics. The most notable change is Meta Knight being nerfed. Random tripping has also been removed.
Input: One copy of ''Super Smash Brothers 4 for the Nintendo Wii U, one copy for 3DS.
Setting: Fine
Output: A combined version of both games, titled ''Super Smash Bros. for the Wii U Definitive Edition''. Contains all trophies and modes from both. Object not currently produced by Nintendo. Donated to break room, pending anomalous testing results.
Input: One copy of Ultimate for Nintendo Switch
Setting: Fine
Output: A ''rom-hack'' of the game replacing all of the characters with SCPs and researchers. Titled "Super Smash SCP Ultimate". After the text “SCP-096” was noted on a second playthrough in the Challengers' List, the game has been incinerated.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with sulphur
Setting: Fine
Output: A perfect sulphur crystal, coated in glass. Even numbers 2 through 16 are carved into the sides in an elegant font.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with chlorine
Setting: Fine
Output: A thin, fragile glass of hydrochloric acid. When removed, D-20932 accidentally crushed the glass in her hand, causing several lacerations and acid burns. D-20932 was told to wash her hands, then rushed to the infirmary.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1cm cube of glass filled with kalium. When sensed, be it by touch, sight, or thought, it is impossible to call the nineteenth element by any other name than kalium.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with calcium
Input: One sample
Setting: Rough
Output: Sample seemed to have been spread out to approximately thrice its original radius, as though by compressive force.
Input: One sample
Setting: Coarse
Output: Sample had been bisected.
Input: One sample
Setting: 1:1
Output: Output sample was misshapen.
Input: One sample
Setting: Fine
Output: The output was perfectly spherical.
Input: One sample
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The sample is selectively corporeal. What the criteria are is unknown, but it fails to interact with tin, water, and concrete. It does interact with steel however, meaning that standard containment is effective. Anomalous effects lingered after decay.
Input: The above
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of "NintenSCPs: Safe" for the Switch. All SCPs featured are Safe class, and some SCPs are shop owners, which are known to favour the Foundation.
Input: One copy of the manga Berserk, Volume One
Setting: 1:1
Output: A piece of paper with "Sorry, On Hiatus." written in Hiragana. Handwriting identical to that of author Kentaro Miura.
Input: One microwave
Setting: 1:1
Output: One electrical heated grill with a rotating grill plate and a time limit feature in addition to the heating setting. Output object has a very smooth and slim design as if inspired by the original design of the input.
Input: One microwave
Setting: 1:1
Output: One visually unchanged microwave. When operated, the food items placed within are turned into a synthetically-made versions through anomalous means. Output microwave does not heat up nor cool items placed inside it, but will output large amounts of heat from its air vents.
Input: One microwave
Setting: Fine
Output: One glass plate balanced carefully on top of four copper pieces, described as "abstract art". Food and drink items placed on the glass plate will slowly warm from the outside in to a maximum of 60°C.
Input: One microwave
Setting: 1:1
Output: One visually unchanged microwave, however testing has shown that through anomalous means, it will cool and freeze food and drink items place within.
Input: One DVD copy of The Room
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One DVD copy of The Room. When played, all mentions and appearances of Tommy Wiseau had been removed. The character of Johnny is played by actor James Franco instead.
Input: One DVD copy of The Room
Setting: Rough
Output: A single blank DVD was produced. When tested, it played an audio recording of an unidentified voice repeatedly saying "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" in Polish, French, English, Bulgarian, Latin, Old English, and an unidentified language. DVD is still under examination.
Input: One hundred blocks of balsa wood, a glob of glue paste
Setting: Fine
Output: One large block of wood, with mass and size equal to the input
Input: One hundred blocks of balsa wood, a glob of glue paste
Setting: 1:1
Output: One hundred blocks of wood foam. The glob of glue paste is chemically different, and no longer works as glue paste takes an extremely long time to dry.
Input: One hundred blocks of balsa wood, a glob of glue paste
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A white structure that appeared to be a small house. The glue paste used to put it together was also used to paint it. The door is glued shut. When D-12249 attempted to open the door, he broke the output. Remains incinerated, D-class dismissed.
Input: 1 lock.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 lock. The lock now requires a different key to open it. This key does not appear to exist.
Input: 1 lock.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 lock, lacking a keyhole. The lock was impervious to damage when tested upon. Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: 1 lock.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 large key. When held, a glowing doorway manifested and opened on its own, sucking Dr. Meyer inside via unknown means before demanifesting. After approximately 1 hour, the door reappeared in Research Cell 109-B and Dr. Meyer emerged from it suffering from several major injuries to his right arm.
Input: One complete copy of Junji Ito's "Uzumaki."
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One animate origami figure resembling Junji Ito. It proceeded to twist its upper body and arms into a spiral and chased personnel. Upon being hit with water guns, the figure transformed into an origami snail that was successfully contained then incinerated. The ashes of the figure formed a spiral before they were ingested by the ventilation system. Site evacuated until all ashes were removed.
Input: One chess set, white pawn moved to legal position.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One chess set, black pawn moved to legal position.
Input: Previous output; one black checker placed beside the board; and one red checker piece placed in white pawn's previous position.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One chess set; two checkers pieces, black piece placed in black pawn's previous position.
Input: Previous output, white pawn moved to legal position; red checker moved under white king; and all four playing cards placed face-down.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One chess set, black knight moved to legal position; two checkers pieces, red piece moved under black pawn; and Colored Joker face up.
Input: Previous output, white bishop moved to legal position; red checker moved to previous spot; Jack of Spades flipped over; one cat token placed on black checker piece, and one top hat token placed on top of the Colored Joker.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One chess set in initial setup; Sixteen miniature checkers pieces made of plastic stacked neatly in alternating colors, volume confirmed to be the same as the two pieces; a miniature deck of playing cards; and one SCP-914 titanium token, rendered in the same style and detail as Monopoly tokens.
Input: One marshmallow on a plate
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature panna cotta served in a porcelain cup.
Input: One marshmallow on a plate
Setting: Fine
Output: One miniature porcelain sculpture of an entity vaguely resembling the ''Michelin Man'', the ''Stay Puft Marshmallow Man'' or the ''Pillsbury Doughboy''. Said sculpture is coated in a layer of the inputted marshmallow.
Input: One marshmallow on a plate
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One radioactive bullet-shaped marshmallow. The testing D-class was informed of the fact after Geiger counters situated around SCP-914 began pinging him when the Output booth opened, choosing to go ahead and retrieve the marshmallow after communicating with researchers of the various possible risks. Further testing has revealed the marshmallow to have been atomically restructured into an open crystal to form an oxide nuclear ceramic with the inputted plate.
Input: One can of bug spray
Setting: 1:1
Output: One can of herbicide spray
Input: One can of bug spray
Setting: Fine
Output: One can of triple strength [REDACTED]-brand bug spray. When applied to an instance of Cimex lectularius, it has no effect.
Input: One can of bug spray
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One can of ''914-brand'' Bug Spray. When applied to an instance of Cimex lectularius, nothing happens.
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One can of 914-brand Arthropod Incinerator. When applied to an instance of Cimex lectularius any object or entity, the target and everything in a radius of half the length of the target will ignite and burn from the inside out. Output confiscated and remotely detonated.
Input: Plane ticket
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two items:
Input: One watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unidentifiable device that, once picked up by Researcher [DATA ERROR], vanished along with him her them it.
Input: One watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One strange egg-shaped object of similar size that allows its user to see into the past and five different possibilities of further past actions.
Input: One watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One mason jar requesting the future of this test, inside of which holds a spheroid view of a galaxy of infinite future possible realities. The pe[DATA CORRUPTED]
Input: Above item
Setting: Fine
Output: A metal bird, measuring fifteen-millimeters tall, twelve-millimeters wide made of steel with a small wooden branch at its feet. The bird is full of dents and holes seemingly due to a lack of consistency with the metal. A small key is on the birds back which has settings that correlate to 914.
Input: Above items
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami hand, occasionally waving when Dr. Beiderman is withing a meter radius. One pencil, 17 sheets of paper.
Input: One broken Sherman Calliope model
Setting: 1:1
Output: One damaged Wurfrahmen 40 model
Input: One waterlogged Nimitz Carrier model
Setting: 1:1
Output: One soaked Lusitania model
Input: One scorched Russian farm model
Setting: 1:1
Output: One burnt German apartment model
Input: Results from all of the above logs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large dented Panzer V Model
Input: 1kg block of bismuth
Setting: 1:1
Output: All properties are the same except for when it is crystalized. Instead of the square pyramid shape it usually makes, it is instead a more triangular-shaped pyramid.
Input: 1kg block of bismuth
Setting: 1:1
Output: Visually unchanged, but is strongly magnetic instead of diamagnetic.
Input: 1kg block of bismuth
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually unchanged, but the diamagnetic force has been largely increased and affects any magnetic material within a five meter radius. Everything outside the radius is unaffected regardless of its magnetic strength, along with 914 itself.
Input: One copy.
Setting: Fine
Output: A document detailing fictitious attempts to kill SCP-1128. Document incinerated after D-class noted the document gave highly specific details about SCP-1128; D-class was administered Class-C amnestics as a precaution.
Input: One copy.
Setting: Fine
Output: None. Residue found in output booth consistent with an instance of ●●|●●●●●|●●|●.
Input: One copy.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami replica of SCP-682.
Input: Aforementioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of black gloves, with a slight silver tint, along with a large module marked with electrical hazard symbols. Testing with D-class revealed no anomalous effects.
Input: One notebook, one pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One date planner, one cartridge based fountain pen
Input: One notebook, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One smaller notebook. The paper is noticeably denser, and of higher quality. The pen is more ink efficient, and has been altered to have an ergonomic grip.
Input: One notebook, one pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One Möbius paper strip lined with plastic and filled with ink. Writing on the Möbius strip will disappear after being turned past the twist, but will reappear after being rotated in the opposite direction.