7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Two notebooks, one pen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One book of jokes and wordplay, one completely empty pen. The font of the book is extremely small, requiring extreme magnification to read.
Input: Both books
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A copy of 2061, ostensibly authored by Harry Styles in 2016. The book detailed the efforts of an "Austin Del Rey" to reveal the anomalous reality to the public. The first three quarters of the book followed a plot similar to both 1984 (1948 novel) and the SCP-3922 affected version of 1984 (1984 film), then deviates to a plot similar to Broken Masquerade, before ending with his failure due to betrayals, followed by a mass administration of Class-F and Class-A amnestics in the Federation of Oceania and the Union of Neo-Bolshevik Eurasian Republics.
Input: One King James Bible
Setting: 1:1
Output: A book called, “Deeds in Wake of Atatum.” The book describes people and events of Sarkics throughout history. Most events described in the book were already known to the Foundation although, some people and places were unknown to the Foundation and thus were handed over to the Security Department for intelligence purposes.
Input: All Items
Setting: Fine
Output: A three-hundred-page manuscript titled, “The Grand Testament.” The book is written to bring all three of the Abrahamic religions under one doctrine. It was confirmed that this manuscript was written by the Horizon Initiative and to avoid open conflict between the Initiative and The Foundation, the manuscript was returned after being copied and saved on Foundation databases. All extra papers were folded up into a paper replica of the Pope, with no anomalous features.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with scandium
Setting: Fine
Output: An ornate blackish pyramid made of tarnished scandium, similar in design to the Pyramid of Giza, sitting in a sprinkling of sand. The capstone is made of uranium-thorium alloy.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with titanium
Setting: Fine
Output: A toothpick made of titanium-silicon alloy.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with vanadium
Setting: Fine
Output: A statue of Dr. Veritas, made of vanadium. The base is made of pure silicon. The etching makes it hard to see his face. Touching it while Dr. Veritas is angry will cause the subject to be afflicted with mild vanadium poisoning.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with chromium
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature model of a chrome silicate bumper.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with manganese
Setting: Fine
Output: A 10cm × 10cm × 5mm hollow glass pane, partially filled with magnesium oxide. When a magnetic field is introduced, the magnesium oxide is influenced into a pattern, following the field. Object destroyed when an attempt was made to move it. Remains discarded.
Input: Above items.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One book which, when opened, causes the reader to become distressed and sob uncontrollably. Initially, it was believed subjects could not speak coherently, but it is now believed they can only recite passages of Finnegans Wake in a dialect and vocabulary identical to SCP-2337, mixed with quotations from Finnegans Wake. A single piece of paper was found at the end of the book, upon which was written the opening lyrics of "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel, written in a dialect and vocabulary consistent with the book's anomalous properties. Another piece of paper, written in broken English, requested the presence of MT Johnson.
Input: A copy of The Mona Lisa
Setting: 1:1
Output: One life like self portrait of Leonardo Da Vinci.
Input: A picture of facility 23 from the parking lot edge.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One full body portrait of Dr. Veritas wearing 1960 era nobleman attire, smoking a long wooden pipe with a look of disdain and fatigue. The image is painted in a photorealistic manor.
Input: A copy of The Starry Night
Setting: 1:1
Output: The wooden frame has become unnaturally bent to resemble a long swaying flag common in medieval times with the canvas stretched over it evenly. The image on the canvas flag is that of the British Empire circa 1788.
Input: A landscape photograph of the Rocky Mountains in B.C. Canada (2018 via helicopter)
Setting: 1:1
Output: The colours of the photo and the topology of the mountains were inverted, with the output image now resembling a ravine. The artwork is depicted in a photorealistic nature to match the input.
Input: A landscape image of an unnamed man sitting beside a roaring campfire.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pop culture depiction of the burning gates of Hell build into a brimstone brick wall. On the wall are advertisements for a company called “Suffering Incorporated” with the following visible tagline. “At Suffering Incorporated your pain is our profit, enjoy damnation with us.” A depiction of a red ''imp'' is flying in the background above the wall.
Input: A portrait of the ''Ronald McDonald'' the mascot for the McDonald's fast food chain.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A landscape image of eight clowns standing shoulder to shoulder filling condiment bottles by blowing their noses into the openings. The artwork is in a photorealistic style and when viewed causes mild to medium levels of discomfort in viewers, however, this appears to be a completely natural reaction to the imagery.
Input: A landscape image of SCP-914
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same image but SCP-914 is visibly cleaner and polished to a shine.
Input: One portrait on Dr. Beiderman
Setting: 1:1
Output: A full body portrait of Dr. Beiderman wearing 1980 era nobleman attire with a mild sadness in his facial expression, with a soothing royal purple background to match his tie. The artwork is painted a photorealistic nature.
Input: 2kg of plastic
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two 1kg cubes of plastic
Input: 2kg of wood
Setting: Fine
Output: One two-step wooden stool
Input: 2kg of unfired clay
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Five 0.4kg spiders made out of fired clay, animated by anomalous means. The spiders were crushed by AR King upon exiting the output booth.
Input: 1kg each of plastic, wood and unfired clay
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 3kg figurine of Dr. Veritas glaring and cracking his knuckles.
Input: One copy of AR King’s keycard
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Dr. King’s keycard
Input: One copy of AR King’s keycard
Setting: Fine
Output: One upgraded copy of AR King’s keycard. The clearance level of the card has been elevated by one to Level-3 and shows King as a Researcher. The date of issue has been scratched out. The card scans to a now-defunct clearance system that was replaced by RAISA years prior. Output incinerated given to AR King for motivational purposes.
Input: One copy of AR King’s keycard
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One copy of Dr. Veritas’ key card. The card is dated to 20██ and labels Veritas as [REDACTED]. Item incinerated.
Input: One Dyson Supersonic hair dryer
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Dyson Airwrap hair styler
Input: One flash drive, containing a sorting algorithm
Setting: Coarse
Output: One unchanged flash drive, containing the original program content with each symbol and string having being rearranged. Further examination has revealed that the new order follows their ASCII code values.
Input: One flash drive, containing a word replacement algorithm
Setting: 1:1
Output: One unchanged flash drive, containing a number replacement program. Inputted sets of numbers are replaced with sets of numbers with similar progression arithmetically or geometrically.
Input: One flash drive, containing an evolutionary algorithm
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive, containing an executable program. Upon initiation of said program, a window marking a request for the initial settings appears, some of which include the atmosphere, landscape and beginning species. Once the initial settings are given, a simulation is presented, displaying the development of all species in the described habitat through the specified number of generations. Information on the survival probability of the species, the adaptations developed and interactions presented are also presented. It has been discovered that the given settings do not allow any environmental conditions similar to the surface of the Earth.
Input: Note
Setting: Fine
Output: A get well soon card, depicting Researcher Bronbehren in a hospital bed with third-degree burns and no left eye.
Input: One copy of ''Romeo and Juliet''
Setting: Fine
Output: A delicately-crafted origami rose. When touched, causes the holder to incorrectly identify it as some other genus of flower. Examples include daffodil, tulip, chrysanthemum, rhododendron, and [REDACTED].
Input: One copy of ''Julius Caesar''
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of ash and three death certificates, all from the year XLIV. The certificates identify “MARCVS IVNIVS BRVTVS”, “GAIVS CASSIVS LONGINVS”, and “GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR”. Notably, Caesar’s death certificate appears to have several jagged holes through it.
Input: One copy of ''Hamlet''
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of ''Hamlet''. Identical up until the fifth act, where it diverges. In this version, Hamlet is never struck by Laertes, and survives until the end of the play. Prince Hamlet then goes on to inherit the throne and begins founding a new era of the Danish monarchy which is more authoritarian in nature.
Input: One copy of ''Othello''
Setting: Fine
Output: The same copy of ''Othello''. Causes a cognitohazardous effect causing whoever holds the book to become increasingly paranoid and jealous of whoever is nearby, typically resulting in violence. Item incinerated successfully.
Input: One copy of ''Macbeth''
Setting: Fine
Output: A play titled “Connolly”. The plot structure is nearly identical to that of Macbeth, but the setting and characters are replaced with Facility-23 and its personnel.
Input: 6g of sand
Setting: Fine
Output: One 6g block of sandstone that crumbled upon contact
Input: 12g of sand
Setting: Fine
Output: One 12g shard of frosted glass
Input: Glass shard from previous experiment
Setting: Fine
Output: One 12g clear glass cube
Input: Glass cube from previous experiment
Setting: Fine
Output: Three 4g floating glass marbles. Exited the output chamber and started orbiting Dr. Meyer. After roughly 30 seconds, the marbles accelerated and attempted to strike Dr. Meyer. While two of the marbles missed, and shattered on the walls of the testing chamber, the other successfully pierced Dr. Meyer’s right arm. Remains of the marbles display no anomalous qualities.
Input: One note, reading "My cure is most effective."
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note, reading "His cure is not that effective."
Input: One note, reading "The Pestilence is deeply rooted in this one."
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami figurine of SCP-049, anomalously impervious to ink. Inputted ink on the note was deposited in a puddle around the figurine. Output incinerated.
Input: One note, reading "This one will do. The Pestilence is kept at bay, albeit temporarily."
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note, with inputted ink rearranged into a crude cognitohazard that improves memory retention for the next six hours before all sustained mental strain is released at once. Junior Researcher Kai has been temporarily warded in the medical bay and the note transferred to MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil") for further investigation.
Input: Map of the British Isles
Setting: Fine
Output: A map, displaying northern Europe after a zombie virus outbreak. While the United Kingdom, Ireland, the Nordic countries, and Estonia survived, many others collapsed. The European Union is based out of Mariehamn, Åland Islands, and the city itself is noted to have a population of 118 thousand, 12.3 percent of which are Finnic. The United Kingdom and Ireland have had their capitals relocated to Liverpool and Cork respectively.
Input: Map of Ireland
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of "United Ireland", with the six counties of Northern Ireland reunited to the 26 of the Republic of Ireland. County Dublin (administratively split into four) and the old border between County Antrim and County Down (to make way for a County Belfast) are highlighted. The County Down portion of Lisburn is assigned to Hillsborough.
Input: Map of Northern Ireland
Setting: Fine
Output: A religious map of Northern Ireland, with the Catholic-Protestant border drawn upon.
Input: Map of Scotland
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of Scotland, with the Caledonian Canal as the border between the "Gaelic Free State" and the Confederation of Scotland. Shetland is missing from the map, but Berwick-upon-Tweed is within Scottish borders. The map is labelled "Scotland, 15 years after the Ministry of Magic became known, and the nuclear war of 1996."
Input: Map of Wales
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of Lebanon. The note behind it compared Lebanese Christians to Welsh speakers, and Lebanese Muslims to English speakers.
Input: Map of England
Setting: Fine
Output: Map of the Anglophone world, labelled as the "Anglic Empire", with Buffalo, New York as the capital.
Input: Map of the Isle of Man
Setting: Fine
Output: A list of all Manx speakers alive as of 15/11/2019.
Input: All of the above
Setting: Rough
Output: Sixteen animate green plastic soldiers, twelve of whom were "wounded". One beige plastic toy tank, which had been "destroyed".
Input: List of researchers
Setting: Fine
Output: One piece of paper with a cognitohazard causing all who view it to believe that they are Researcher A. Dross
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: Rough
Output: 50kg of clay dust
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: Coarse
Output: Fifty 1kg balls of unchanged river clay
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: 1:1
Output: 50kg of granite
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: Fine
Output: One hundred 0.5kg clay snake sculptures
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: Fine
Output: One 50kg clay humanoid sculpture (inanimate)
Input: 50kg of river clay
Setting: Fine
Output: One50 kg clay humanoid sculpture (inanimate)
Input: 44kg of river clay
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 44kg ceramic statue of an unknown female (animate)
Input: One Hot Pocket
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small pepperoni pizza
Input: One Hot Pocket
Setting: Fine
Output: One Hot Pocket. The "crisping sleeve" reflects 99.983% of all heat back into the Hot Pocket, making it hotter, and making it cool slower.
Input: One Hot Pocket
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One "Pocket of Heat". The floor of the output booth is tarnished from where the "Pocket of Heat" was. It had to be removed with tungsten tongs, as steel tongs melted and subsequently boiled into metal gas. "Pocket of Heat" was thrown into the incinerator, where it continued growing hotter until it melted. Melted carbon deemed non-anomalous.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two sheets of paper with the same proportion as the input and half its size spread on the floor of the output boot.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Four sheets of paper with the same proportion as the input and a quarter of its size spread on the floor of the output boot.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two sheets of paper with the same proportion as the input and half its size placed one on top of the other.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Ten sheets of paper of different proportions organized in three piles.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Five sheets of paper with the same size as the input. After closer examination, it was discovered that each sheet of paper had one-fifth of the thickness presented in the input.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Thirteen sheets of paper of different sizes placed one on top of the other, from the top sheet onwards each is 20% smaller than the last one while retaining the same proportion. The sum of all of the paper equals the mass of the input.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Upon opening of the output boot a class 4 laser burned the side of the EOD robot, slightly reducing the actions it was capable of performing. Inside the boot, there were 20 paper triangles of equal size.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One hundred sheets of paper covering the floor of the output boot. The mass of all the paper in the output boot is consistent with the input.
Input: One sheet of paper.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A layer of dust inside the output boot. An undetermined number of sheets of paper each of microscopic size.
Input: Mac
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon startup, the computer was noticeably faster but had less battery life, and after further testing, it was shown that the exterior had been anomalously strengthened.
Input: Dell
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged input After extensive testing, it was found that Cortana, the windows virtual assistant, was now an extremely advanced AI capable of problem-solving conversation. There is also no way to turn it off, and its “advice” is sometimes malicious.
Input: Outputs from the previous two tests
Setting: Fine
Output: A much larger computer with the logo of a window with one panel shattered. Upon startup, it appeared to be running a combination of Windows and Mac OS called “Mindows,” which had features from both operating systems. The advanced Cortana was still present, although it now had the voice and visage of the late Steve Jobs. During performance testing, the output melted, and Researcher Bronberen sustained third-degree burns.
Input: Blazer
Setting: 1:1
Output: A blazer that has been set on fire. The blazer burnt to ash in approximately two minutes.
Input: Four horseshoes
Setting: Fine
Output: A metal shoe for horses.
Input: Headphones
Setting: Fine
Output: Two I-Phone 4s connected by a small metal strip and a cognitohazardous note saying and compelling to place the IPhones on AR King’s head. The phones automatically play whatever song the wearing is thinking of.
Input: Twenty dollar bill
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A twenty dollar fine for overusing SCP-914 signed by Dr. Veritas.
Input: One Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: Rough
Output: A sheet of paper with thick stripes of black, cyan, magenta, and yellow ink on it.
Input: One Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Sierpinski Triangle on a sheet of paper. The Sierpinski Triangle is now only of the 2nd fractal dimension, with 9 triangles in total.
Input: 2nd degree Sierpinski Triangle (from prior test)
Setting: Coarse
Output: One Sierpinski Triangle on a sheet of paper. Triangle has now regressed to only 1st fractal dimension, with a total of 3 triangles.
Input: 1st degree Sierpinski Triangle (from prior test)
Setting: Coarse
Output: Sheet of paper with a normal triangle on it (0th fractal dimension Sierpinski triangle).
Input: Triangle Print (from prior test)
Setting: Coarse
Output: Sheet of paper with one 1cm thick line of ink printed on it.
Input: One Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 5th fractal dimension Mandelbrot set on 22cm x 36cm paper.
Input: One Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: Fine
Output: One Sierpinski Triangle on a sheet of paper, degree of triangle has raised to 10th fractal dimension (59,049 triangles), smallest triangle in the fractal has been measured at 3.2 nm
Input: 10th degree Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: Fine
Output: One Sierpinski Triangle on a sheet of paper, degree of triangle has raised to 14th fractal dimension. Output examined on an electron microscope shows the molecular structure of the ink to consist of Sierpinski Triangles.
Input: One Sierpinski Triangle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One tetrahedron made of folded paper. Paper appears to have smaller self-similar tetrahedrons visible inside it. Mass measured of paper to be identical to input, though no evidence of ink can be found. Attempts to unfold the paper have failed. The object is pending classification.
Input: One Mandelbrot Set (from prior test)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sphere of paper, with a surface area equal to that of the original sheet. Immediately upon physical contact with the paper, it began to explosively crumple into a pattern resembling a three-dimensional Mandelbrot Curve. Dr. Fujiwara treated for minor lacerations to fingers.
Input: Sticky note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sticky note of the same size. On it is a smiley face drawn with the same amount of ink before input.
Input: Pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: A fountain pen filled with black ink. The composition of the output was identified to be identical with the input.
Input: Quarter dollar coin
Setting: Fine
Output: One badge shaped into the map of the United States, mass and composition is identical with input. Analysis of the badge shows that individual atoms have been arranged to reflect the terrain. Several atoms of radioactive isotope of nickel were detected at locations confirmed to be nuclear power plants or nuclear weapon storage facilities. Non-anomalous.
Input: One electric blender, circa 1975
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unbranded electric blender. Etched on the base is 202020. The model has a cyberpunk aesthetic and is fully operational, however drawing far more power than the original blender by requiring an electrical supply at 360V and 40A to function on the lowest speed. Testing has shown its ability to blend any item (organic or otherwise) with 220% efficiency within 10 seconds of operation through anomalous or highly advanced means of operation.
Input: One electric blender, circa 2002
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One device in similar shape and design to a handgun with a vertical rectangular barrel, requiring two D-size cell batteries to operate. When supplied with batteries and the trigger is pulled, a 2cm wide, 1mm thick saw blade will be expelled from the barrel spinning at roughly 3000rpm at up to speeds of 380m/s. There is no limit to the number of micro saw blades produced and it is unknown where they come from. A source of acceleration has also yet to be identified. Two fully charged batteries will allow 24 shots to be fired from the weapon after which the trigger will lock up. The weapon slide will only move when fired, yet nothing is ejected and it cannot be opened by physical force.
Input: One 4-slotted toaster, circa 2015
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A medium-sized piece of abstract art in constant symmetrical motion. The art moves through itself to create unrecognizable shapes, with straight lines and sharp corners being favoured on a non-Euclidean plane. A cognitohazard was discovered after several minutes of testing with D-class personnel. Users who stare at the output for an extended period of time will begin to experience 3rd degree burns all over their body. The burn patterns resemble that of toaster heating elements.
Input: One electric blender circa 2019
Setting: Very Fine
Output: As soon as the output booth opened, a large blade of a metal-plastic material rapidly accelerated out of the booth and embedded 3cm into the blast shield before detonating into razor-sharp fragments, injuring two security personnel and Senior Researcher Vivic.
Input: One small toaster oven, circa 2008
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sculpture of a metallic spider-like creature that, when touched, will play a random song at 60dB that always falls into the category of heavy metal and attempt to dance to said song until it ends. Testing so far has shown no other anomalous properties.
Input: One automatic can opener, circa 2010
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A head-mounted automatic skull opening device that operates via anomalous means and will, once activated, cut open an individual's cranium, exposing brain tissues without the subject feeling any pain or the need for anesthetics.
Input: One air-fryer, circa 2018
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One hand-held hairdryer with a single control dial and no visible power source. The dryer appears to require no outside source of energy, while the dial has a maximum turn of 720° and once reached, the hairdryer will output wind of temperatures exceeding 350°C and speeds around 140km/h. While active, the outer plastic casing of the device does not change temperature in any way, nor is any recoil from the excessive air flow noted. Surrounding air needed for such outputted forces are not noted to have been sucked into the intake of the hairdryer.
Input: 1 Rubber Duck
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 Rubber Duck. Makes a quacking sound when Dr. Veritas personnel suffering from work-related stress are capable of viewing it. This vocalization is known to result in an anomalously calm state in people who are capable of hearing it.