7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of all territory that was at one point controlled by an Islamic nation, with a title that reads "Lands of the House of Mansour". The nation is marked with the following labels: "Spanish Empire", "Union of Portugal", "Amazigh Nation", "Autonomous Sokoto Caliphate", "Kingdom of Sicily", "Dominion of Egypt", "Holy State of Lebanon and Palestine", "Emirate of Arabia", "Union of Mesopotamia, Kuwait, and Al-Ahsa", "Commonwealth of Persia", "Autonomous Crown of Saint Stephen", "Greek-Ottoman Empire", "United States of Guinea", "Somali State", "Commonwealth of Pakistan", "State of Malaya and Majapahit", "United Emirates of Zanzibar and Comoros", "Emirate of Bukhara", "Council State of Kirgizia", "Islamic State of Ichkeria", and "Bolghar Khanate".
Input: One pile of fur
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pile of synthetic badger fur
Input: One pile of fur
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One fur amulet, that when worn causes the user to anomalously morph into a specimen of Vulpes vulpes (Common Red Fox).
Input: Wrapped in Red
Setting: Fine
Output: One CD copy of Merry Christmas by Mariah Carey
Input: Wrapped in Red, LAR Grizzly Win Mag pistol
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A LAR Grizzly Win Mag pistol with a silencer installed. Testing showed that for every bullet fired, 29 seconds of music from Wrapped in Red is played. Fired bullets retain the speed and penetration as fired from a normal pistol of the same build.
Input: Hard drive
Setting: Fine
Output: Nothing. No unusual amounts of trace elements were detected.
Input: Above note
Setting: Fine
Output: Hard drive that physically removes memory from a computer. It is unknown where the memory cards go when they disappear. All removed memory anomalously teleport to Site-19 Server Room ████-██. One note saying "Sorry! The 914 service for refining items is currently undergoing a system overload. Please try again in [COGNITOHAZARD REDACTED] minutes."
Input: One crown
Setting: Rough
Output: One crumpled ball of paper
Input: One crown
Setting: Coarse
Output: Shredded pieces of paper
Input: One crown
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper party hat, fell apart due to excessive thinness of material
Input: One crown
Setting: Fine
Output: One paper crown that when worn, causes the user to express joy and eagerness to partake in festive activities.
Input: One crown
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One paper party hat that anomalously teleports and attaches itself to the head of a person who has done something wrong. It cannot be taken off unless the wearer tells his superior what he has done wrong. It also has the word 'dunce' burned onto the front.
Input: One Foundation flash drive (USB 3.1 Stick; 128GB), comminuted
Setting: Fine
Output: A mended circuit board. The fractures have been moulded together using a combination of the plastic from the hull and the metal from the socket. Since the board is missing any inlet, no data can be read from it.
Input: One Foundation external hard drive (backup drive; 4TB), damaged by hot punch
Setting: Fine
Output: A device constructed out of the materials from the input. The output consists of a metallic box and a plastic bowl on top of the box. Any attempt to open the box or scan its insides has met with failure. The bowl can only be filled with punch; any other non-gaseous object will be repelled by anomalous means. Any punch filled into the bowl will anomalously abscond at a speed of ~50ml/sec. While the bowl is filled with punch, one of two sounds (914Hz & 9140Hz) will emanate from the inside of the box. The sequence in which the sounds play correlates with the bits originally saved on the input. To get all information back that has been stored on the input it would need 6.87hm³ (Cubic hectometres) of punch and more than 4000 years.
Input: One Foundation double data rate synchronous dynamic random-access memory (16GB)
Setting: Fine
Output: One disk constructed out of the materials from the input, representing a fragile round business card CD. The output is anomalously capable of storing around 560EB (Exabytes) of data. The test result contains a .txt file with instructions in at least 58 different languages to save data in at least 84 different programs and operating systems. To date no other anomalous features have been found.
Input: One pick
Setting: Fine
Output: One plastic-headed and steel-handled pick, anomalously atomises a single layer of whatever material it makes contact with. Continuous usage results in disintegration of user’s hands and pick efficiency rated at 0.3%. Incinerated.
Input: One pick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plate with grooves on its side, superficially resembling an ancient Greek discus. Capable of anomalously penetrating six metres of concrete, or nine D-class personnel, when thrown. Tentatively left in Anomalous Storage, pending review by Site Management.
Input: One pick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small lump of unidentified material. The output, for lack of a better word, burrowed through both the hands of the D-class personnel sent to retrieve the output and into the ground of Research Cell 109-B. Object estimated to be burrowing at a speed of approximately 10 kilometres per hour and will reach the core of the Earth in 290 hours, assuming it remains undamaged by extreme pressures and temperatures on the way down.
Input: Nerf N-Strike Stryfe
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic rifle visually similar to an AUG, one 50 round magazine capable of holding either standard 45mm rounds or Nerf Elite darts. When fired, standard rounds will act like Nerf Elite darts, fishtailing and clocking at ≈75 FPS; while Nerf Elite darts act like 45mm rounds, staying very accurate and clocking at ≈3,100 FPS.
Input: Nerf Rival Prometheus
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 20 centimeter tall plastic statuette of Prometheus with a handgun. Handgun appears to be functional when loaded with 9mm rounds or Nerf Rival rounds. Both types of ammo work the same.
Input: One Khopesh
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Gladius
Input: One Katana
Setting: 1:1
Output: One scaled-down version of the Accuracy International Arctic Warfare, non-functional
Input: Photograph of Jr. Researcher Andrada.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One printed photograph on standard printer paper, of a white female approximately the same age as Andrada, wearing a Foundation lab coat and identification badge. A note is written on the surface in red ink, stating "Hi 914~ I'm Jr. Researcher Leia Hope, and I'm going to be working with you from now on!" Facial recognition tests proved inconclusive; records indicate no such individual being currently employed by the Foundation.
Input: One mannequin
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 'female' mannequin, clothed. Excess plastic material appears to have been re-purposed towards synthetic hair and a solid plastic swimsuit of the same color as the mannequin itself
Input: One mannequin
Setting: Fine
Output: One male mannequin, nearly identical in appearance to the input, save for being 10 centimeters shorter, and having flexible joints, rendering the mannequin pose-able.
Input: One mannequin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two mannequins, one 'female' and one 'male.' Both specimens are half the mass of the original input, with crotch areas being covered by plastic fig leaves, similar to European Renaissance depictions of Adam and Eve. Each is posed so that one hand is reaching out to their side. Specimens are immobile, but if the hands are touched together, a plastic pear appears held between them. If the specimens are pulled apart, the pear vanishes; if the pear is removed from the hands of the mannequins, it remains in existence, but no new pear will be produced until it is placed back in the joined hands of the specimens.
Input: One pair of Joy-cons
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pair of Joy-cons, neatly disassembled
Input: Two pairs of Joy-cons
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Nintendo Switch Pro Controller with complete functionality, albeit more brittle, due to a lack of plastic casing.
Input: One high-visibility vest
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded white fabric and reflective tape, and a pool of green dye. Very hot to the touch and slightly burnt.
Input: One high-visibility vest
Setting: Coarse
Output: One lime green vest and 1 roll of reflective tape, neatly separated.
Input: One high-visibility vest
Setting: 1:1
Output: One KwikSafety™ brand high-visibility vest, bright orange with reflective tape.
Input: One high-visibility vest
Setting: Fine
Output: One high-visibility vest with an appearance identical to the input. Has the anomalous property of emitting its own light, making it far more effective for use in low light environments.
Input: One high-visibility vest
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One high-visibility vest with an appearance identical to the input. Can be seen through walls, regardless of material or thickness. Testing shows that this effect is noticeable at distances of up to one hundred meters.
Input: Two halves of a putter.
Setting: Fine
Output: A ball-peen hammer. The shaft is made from the carbon-fiber and compressed to deliver increased durability, and is wrapped with the foam rubber from the handle for grip. The head is made from the plastic of the putter head, rendering the tool useless.
Input: The handle-side halves of two putters.
Setting: Fine
Output: A carbon-fiber walking stick.
Input: The head-side halves of two putters.
Setting: Fine
Output: A carbon-fiber boomerang. Upon the output booth opening, the object flew out; object was clocked at 37 km/h on exit, slowing to a stall 4.2 seconds later before flying directly at Prof. Wren's position in the observation area at speeds exceeding 113 km/h before lodging itself into the wall. Further testing found that, regardless of the direction the boomerang is thrown, upon reaching the "stall" point of its trajectory it will redirect itself in Prof. Wren's direction. Object successfully destroyed after 3 attempts to place it in the incinerator failed due to it being thrown in rather than dropped.
Input: Map of Nazi Germany
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of a "German National Republic", with most of the Nazi era borders. The only notable exceptions are that the Memelland remains Lithuanian, Plzeň, Ostrava and Sopron are part of Germany, while Danzig and all of Poland north of the Netze/Noteć River and the Bydgoszcz Canal is designated as a condominium.
Input: Map of the Second Polish Republic
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 1610.
Input: Map of the Kingdom of Hungary
Setting: Fine
Output: A crude origami of the Holy Crown of Hungary.
Input: Map of the Slovak State
Setting: Fine
Output: A detailed map of a "Free City of Danubia, Capital of the United Terran States", with demographic data included. Further analysis based on road layout indicates that with a 95 percent confidence, Danubia is an alternate version of Bratislava.
Input: One can of WD-40.
Setting: Rough
Output: A smoking puddle consisting of molten aluminum and WD-40, with a shredded label floating on top.
Input: One can of WD-40.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 90ml bottle of Trojan lubricant.
Input: One can of WD-40.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One aluminum 90ml canister, simply labelled "SUPERLUBE." Testing of this output has revealed several anomalous properties. The container seems to be an infinite supply of a substance similar to WD-40. However, it has been discovered that this substance causes surfaces to have negative friction when it is applied to them. The exact coefficients of friction are still under calculation.
Input: One AWP, one hard drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One AWP, coloured dark green rather than black. The hard drive appears to have been incorporated into the gun’s chassis. A voice will be emitted from an unknown source when handling the gun, typically either insulting what it perceives as enemy groups, or relating to its operation. The voice appears to be sentient, and is capable of conversation. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One 6-Pack of Mountain Dew, one hard drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 6-Pack of Mountain Dew ''Game Fuel'', one blank hard drive. Upon drinking one of the cans, the drinker will begin to use slang used in various memes. The type of slang will change depending on which can is drunk from. The cans refill themselves via an unknown method directly from the Pepsi-Cola factory in Columbus, via a wormhole on the inside of the can. Objects placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One iPad, one hard drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One Tablet using an unknown OS, containing what appears to be more than 128 Terabytes of pictures, comics, and animations in varying states of completion produced during the previous two decades. The large amount of data on the device appears to be possible due to an extremely efficient type of data compression. The tablet has been placed in the break room.
Input: One paper-tube firework
Setting: 1:1
Output: One visually unchanged paper-tube firework that when launched, exploded and anomalously formed the Foundation seal.
Input: One paper-tube firework
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "Roman candle" firework
Input: One paper-tube firework
Setting: 1:1
Output: One miniature origami missile battery that fired hundreds of tiny sparklers at Junior Researcher Kai when he went to retrieve the output. Nearby personnel reported being affected by a cognitohazard that caused them to believe actual missiles were flying out of the output booth. All accompanying feelings of dread were determined to be non-anomalous in nature. JR Kai is being treated for minor burns.
Input: A painting of an animate clockwork.
Setting: Fine
Output: A painting of the Big Ben. The clock in the painting consistently tells the same time in London.
Input: A painting of a Senior Researcher's Office. Painting has the anomalous property of inducing mild hallucinations when the owner smiles.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A non-anomalous painting of Senior Researcher Vil walking to the exit door of Facility 23.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One functioning SCAR-H, painted similarly to the "legendary" assault rifle variant in Fortnite Battle Royale. When fired at a person, a health bar appears above their heads and in the victim's vision. For every body shot, 36 damage is dealt to the health bar, while headshots deal 72 damage. The victim does not experience any injury while being shot by the rifle, but they will die instantly once their health reaches 0. It should be noted that the firearm has a yellow-gold glow. Item placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One go-kart
Setting: Rough
Output: A severely damaged go-kart.
Input: One go-kart
Setting: Coarse
Output: A go-kart hull next to a pile of cleanly separated parts.
Input: One go-kart
Setting: 1:1
Output: One disproportional and extremely lightweight racing motorbike. Testing shows that it is operational, although extremely difficult to handle due to its small weight.
Input: One go-kart
Setting: Fine
Output: A polished go-kart and a pile of dust. Testing shows an increase of 200% in its maximum power output, however fuel consumption is increased at all speeds.
Input: One go-kart
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visually unchanged go-kart. Testing shows that its steering is anomalously responsive and sharp, allowing turns as sharp as 180° even at maximum speed (the kart and driver seem to be unaffected by air resistance or the law of inertia). In addition, subjects driving the kart report to perceive time at a lower speed, allowing the driver to react to hazards preliminarily and execute maneuvers that would normally be impossible.
Input: Wii U Pro Controller
Setting: Coarse
Output: One disassembled Pro Controller, with all electrical components further separated into their individual pieces and materials.
Input: Mario and Luigi Amiibo
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two Amiibo representing Mario and Luigi, but appearing as they commonly do in games after taking damage and shrinking in size. Both otherwise function as normal Amiibo. Two plastic Power Mushroom figurines made of materials matching that which was removed from each Amiibo.
Input: Above three hundred nutcrackers
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic replica of SCP-173, complete with every single exterior detail as noted on its documentation.
Input: Above plastic replica of SCP-173, D-40049, D-82631
Setting: Rough
Output: One molten puddle of plastic, with several toxic gases detected exiting the output booth upon opening, two extremely mutilated corpses. Of note is that all bones found in the corpses were broken.
Input: A pair of index cards reading [REDACTED].
Setting: Fine
Output: A 2"x3" folder with multiple sheets of 0.01mm-thin paper inside of it. Each sheet has microprinting on it that, on further examination, contains a full record of on-site romantic encounters between staffers from 01/01/2019 to 31/12/2019, sorted alphabetically.
Input: A pair of index cards reading [DATA EXPUNGED].
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper-mache human eyeball, formed at actual size. A cognitohazardous effect of the eye causes those who look directly into it to lose all memories of a period from approximately 14 minutes prior to making eye contact with it to until contact is broken.
Input: One each of an index card reading [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A [REDACTED] that causes anyone attempting to report on its appearance to [DATA EXPUNGED] their reports, be it verbal, written, or [REDACTED].
Input: A painting of a tropical jungle.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An abstract painting of a forest
Input: A painting of a meadow filled with red roses
Setting: Rough
Output: A painting of a small bouquet of roses
Input: A painting of a log cabin.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A painting of a wooden hut.
Input: Barrel of the NTW-20
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of Los Angeles rock band Guns N' Roses
Input: An empty magazine of the NTW-20
Setting: 1:1
Output: A loaded magazine of the CheyTac M200 Intervention
Input: Telescopic sight of the NTW-20
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pair of binoculars
Input: Weapon receiver of the NTW-20
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A non-anomalous, 1:6 model of Girls Frontline character NTW-20, and South African firearms designer Tony Neophytou, presenting the NTW-20 in front of several generals (one of which is identified as Chief Minister of KwaZulu, Mangosuthu Buthelezi). However, an altered flag of KwaZulu is printed on the generals' vests, with the seal of Apartheid-era Natal replacing the Zulu shield. Neophytou is noted to have been scarred on his right cheek, while NTW-20 has the Motto of KwaZulu (Sonqoba Simunye, Together we shall surmount) tattooed on her left arm.
Input: One laptop, with Minecraft opened. A basic creative world has been set up.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same laptop as the input, unchanged. Within the save, a functional model of SCP-914 has been constructed. It shares the same anomalous qualities as the real SCP-914 and seems to follow the same rules and limitations. A testing log has been added below.
Input: One laptop, with the strategy game Stellaris open on the empire creation screen.
Setting: Fine
Output: One laptop, with a finished game of Stellaris. The player empire rules the entire Galaxy, and appears as an authoritarian dictatorship, where robots are the ruling class, and other biological species function as slaves. Notably, one species has been confined to multiple planets which seem to function as work/concentration camps.
Input: One laptop, with Dark Souls opened.
Setting: Fine
Output: One laptop, flung out of the output chamber at high speed. Laptop was completely destroyed upon impact with the testing chamber's wall.
Input: One pistol
Setting: Fine
Output: One pistol which resembles a flare gun. The bullets in the magazine have been combined to create one shell. It has the words "Hand Cannon" engraved on the side.
Input: One pistol
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pistol which when held, allows the user to experience zero gravity
Input: Above item.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One standardized IQ test, filled in. The score gives the hypothetical tester an IQ of 85.
Input: SD card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One SD card containing various news articles about inner Foundation activities, including containment breaches, new SCP designations, personnel relationships, and [REDACTED]. All of the articles have been reported to be true. Item incinerated after suspicion of SCP-096's face being present in one containment breach article.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of powder, positively identified as glass and plastic.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of glass shards and a broken plastic frame.
Input: One mirror
Setting: 1:1
Output: One magnifying glass, matching the dimensions of the mirror. The silver was used to decorate the edges.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One mirror. When looking into the mirror, subjects reported seeing a mummified figure holding a dagger in the reflection.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Appearance identical to the input, but functions akin to a magnifying glass. Upon further examination, output appears to be some sort of hidden object locator, with previously invisible objects glowing bright blue when viewed through the lens.
Input: One mattress
Setting: Rough
Output: One ripped, tattered, and burnt pile of fabric, one shredded pile of memory foam that was on fire when the output booth was opened. Room temporarily evacuated and aerated after toxic fumes were noted.
Input: One mattress
Setting: Coarse
Output: One prism of memory foam, one neatly folded sheet of fabric.
Input: One mattress
Setting: 1:1
Output: One beanbag chair, with the typical plastic balls being replaced with what seems to be melted memory foam. After passing anomalous item testing, the chair has been placed in break room.
Input: One mattress
Setting: Fine
Output: One mattress, with the memory foam anomalously modified to be softer yet more supportive. Induces a slight cognitohazard that makes any viewer compelled to lay in it for exactly 9.14 hours.
Input: One mattress
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One mattress that will "swallow" any person that lies on the bed and enters REM sleep, usually by the fabric ripping, proceeded by the memory foam moving up and around the user. The user is then transported to a pocket dimension, similar in appearance to the internals of SCP-914, though it has not been proven to be a functioning part of SCP-914. After approximately 9 full sleep cycles, the user is "regurgitated". All personnel that have viewed the event has described it as the user simply being thrown out of the mattress' inside. Item kept in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One pair of pajamas
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of pajamas that fuse with the skin of the wearer. The pajamas have also been shown to be a very great insulator with an RSI-value of ███ per millimeter thick. This typically causes the wearer to expire of heatstroke. Item releases its victim after death. Item incinerated.
Input: Bag of chips
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Unknown. S.R. Vivic was unable to vocalise what the output was before succumbing to the effects of the output.
Input: Above picture
Setting: Fine
Output: A cognitohazardous image that when viewed causes the viewer to feel unbalanced and in rare cases, fall over in an overly choreographed manner.
Input: Sample of SCP-143
Setting: Fine
Output: One indestructible statue of of Dr. Veritas wearing a large cape with a confident expression. No anomalous features have been noted.
Input: One USB drive containing [REDACTED] brand VPN
Setting: Fine
Output: One USB drive containing an unknown VPN program. A computer, private connection and a firewall, which has similar workings as ''The Great Firewall of China'', is set up to test the program. When run on the computer, the VPN successfully bypassed the firewall. However, it quickly stopped connection and demanded a payment of $800 USD or an equivalent amount in Bitcoin to an unknown bank account in Nigeria.