7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One bottle of Class-B amnestic
Setting: Fine
Output: One syringe, made of the same plastic as the bottle and filled with unchanged Class-B amnestic. When the syringe is filled with any liquid, the contents are instantly converted via anomalous means to an equal volume of a suspension of Class-B amnestic in a third of the original liquid. Output incinerated.
Input: One bottle of Class-B amnestic
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Class-B amnestic of bottle One small tablet, determined to have a cognitohazard carved on both sides that induces hallucinations of all pill-shaped objects to be perceived as bottles of Class-B amnestics. Output incinerated.
Input: One bottle of Class-C amnestic
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of vodka, 89% ABV
Input: One bottle of Class-C amnestic
Setting: Fine
Output: One inanimate plastic statue. Later determined to attack any person within a four-metre radius that lies about something. Output incinerated after severe injuries [DATA EXPUNGED] personnel who shouted, "I'm not going to shoot it!" when it attempted [DATA EXPUNGED]
Input: One bottle of Class-C amnestic
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One torn page documenting the "Veritas Spell", found to be removed anomalously from SCP-239's "spell book". Upon discovery of this fact, both Site-19 and Site-17 were placed under lockdown and a thorough evaluation of SCP-239's containment procedures was made before it was determined to be SCP-914 that had somehow accessed Site-17's document archives. It is currently unknown how SCP-914 acquired the page, as the original "spell book" was destroyed in the aftermath [DATA EXPUNGED] and virtual access to the surviving copies is only available through the Site-17 intranet database.
Input: One battery-operated radio box with two AA batteries inserted, the radio is on, currently playing an advertisement
Setting: Fine
Output: One Smart mini-fridge with no brand to speak of, powered from an anomalous source. The touch screen is unresponsive and plays the music video of “Old Town Road” on loop endlessly. The fridge does not appear to refrigerate anything placed within it. The fridge has been melted down with no further anomalies to report.
Input: One battery-operated radio box with two AA batteries inserted, the radio is on, currently playing assorted pop songs
Setting: Fine
Output: One transparent tinted sheet of plastic with copper filings encased within the plastic. The metal filings float within the plastic via anomalous means, creating an imitation of a news talk show. No audio can be heard coming from the talk show on the plastic. The sheet can be bent but cannot be damaged, the filings can be pushed around, but quickly corrects back into the imitation. Further analysis shows that the sheet is a real-time feed of the 24/7 Fox News talk show.
Input: One battery-operated radio box with two AA batteries inserted, the radio is on, currently playing the same evening talk show as before
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of miniature animate Teletubbies made from plastic and copper. Upon opening the Output booth, the teletubbies marched out and circled Dr. Zavalosa, singing the Teletubbies theme song, before sitting down and becoming inanimate.
Input: All items described above
Setting: Fine
Output: The same calendar with what seem like dates, events and general notes in an unknown language and/or script, wood snippets from laser cut pencils.
Input: Above
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged visor. When equipped, user reports to see nothing through it ‘like being blindfolded’
Input: Mentioned items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same items. The glasses were not found inside the output booth, but rather on top of the selection panel. Testing showed that putting on the glasses will result in a cognitohazardous effect, affecting every humanoid life form that is perceived by the subject through the glasses. Affected life forms will feel the need to mention "what wonderful glasses they are" and that they "are going to change everything". Pointing out the position of the glasses, will make them teleport on top of the person, who stated the position. The new wearer will be oblivious to the new position and the effect, and the glasses will anomalously stay on top of the subject until removed by somebody else. The article was found to be unchanged and non-anomalous. Both items have been incinerated. Items held no anomalous feature afterwards.
Input: One figurine of The World
Setting: Fine
Output: One figurine of Star Platinum
Input: One figurine of Guido Mista, six figurines of ███ Pistols
Setting: Fine
Output: One animated figurine of Guido Mista. Before attempting to capture it, security personnel were warned of the abilities of the ███ Pistols. Each of the six figurines can ride bullets and can subsequently kick the bullet to control its motion, giving the appearance of the bullets changing direction midair and “bouncing off thin air". Animated figurine was captured by precisely a team of five security personnel before being incinerated.
Input: One figurine of Noriaki Kakyoin, one figurine of Hierophant Green
Setting: Fine
Output: One animated figurine of Noriaki Kakyoin and a painting of Researcher Miniwa. The figurine struck the painting on the knee, which immediately gave Researcher Miniwa a scratch on the knee. Both objects incinerated after a hole was put through the figurine's chest by Researcher Miniwa's request.
Input: Episode 1 of the anime Coyote Ragtime Show, one A3 sized paper, one pencil.
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature replica of a Luger pistol, and a sketch of the characters January, April, May, and September (the four first generation Marciano's Sisters). Neither item is anomalous.
Input: Episode 5 of the anime Coyote Ragtime Show, one A3 sized paper, one pencil.
Setting: Fine
Output: Two items:
Input: Episode 12 of the anime Coyote Ragtime Show, one A3 sized paper, one pencil.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two items:
Input: Aforementioned chess board, pieces at starting positions. White pawn moved to e4.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same chess board, with Black knight to c6.
Input: Above output, with White knight to g3.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same chess board, Black checker to d5.
Input: Above output, with White checker to c3.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same chess board, Black checker to g6.
Input: Above output, with White pawn to a8 and promoting to a queen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A black-and-white Monopoly board, with the White queen and Black queen as the board pieces. Captured pawns and checkers from tests 1-11 have been transformed into a full Monopoly set made out of plastic, sans player pieces. Black queen is on Mediterranean Avenue, and Black owns the property.
Input: Above output. White queen moved to unowned Illinois Avenue after a roll of 19. Illinois Avenue bought for $240.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Same Monopoly board. Black queen moved to White-owned Boardwalk. Black pays $600 in rent.
Input: Above output. White pawn moved to Mediterranean Avenue after a roll of 3. $250 in rent paid to Black.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The output chamber was empty, except for player-owned properties, houses, pieces, and money. Everything else was transformed into a 52-card deck of cards made of black and white plastic. The setup in the chamber closely resembles a game of Blackjack. White begins play, with Junior Researcher McLaif acting as the dealer.
Input: Above output. White bets their bishop and Marvin Gardens. Dealt a Ten of Clubs for a hand of 18. White verbally chooses to stand.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Above input, with Black's hand revealed as a white 9, a black reverse, and Mediterranean Avenue. White gains Black's three checkers, $10, and a house.
Input: Above output, with the play area cleared and prepared for a round of Blackjack. White and Black are both dealt two cards each. White bets $5, a hotel, and a black checker.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An empty play area, except for two 30-card plastic decks, one black and one white, Monopoly currency and deed cards, and chess pieces. Upon inspection by Junior Researcher McLaif, these decks were valid Magic the Gathering decks, one specializing in black cards, the other white. In addition, the Monopoly currency now has text saying "1 HP" instead of the usual design. The black deck was given to White, and the white deck given to Black, with White stating their preference to black decks. Both decks were shuffled, and White started play by playing a Swamp, and Junior Researcher McLaif acting as referee.
Input: The current board state. White currently has 10 HP and $30 left, and Black 20 HP and $195.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A chess board appears, with the Magic cards in play shrunk to the size of checker pieces, and placed in the same positions as the chess and checker pieces were before test #12.
Input: The above output. White plays Magic as normal, then moves his cards as chess pieces.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The above input, with Black having played and moved its cards.
Input: Above output, with White tapping the b5 Swamp and playing a Dread Wanderer on f6, along with a verbal request to trade a Deadeye Tracker for Park Place. White Death Cultist attacks Black face, dealing 1 damage. Black's balance is now 3 HP, with White having 12 HP.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Above input, with the Black king on its side in surrender.
Input: One electromagnet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged magnet When supplied with power, the electromagnet was found to have gained additional magnetic strength anomalously and flew off the testing room floor. It appeared to be drawn only to metals used in biomechanical applications, which caused it to collide with Senior Researcher Vivic's prosthetic left arm at roughly 15m/s, causing moderate damage. The electromagnet then fell to the floor and cracked in half 5 seconds after impact, losing all anomalous and non-anomalous properties. Output incinerated.
Input: The aforementioned item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Same output. Testing shows that the device's Operating System is upgraded to Android ██, though no update of the Android OS has been released at this time.
Input: Previous Output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A holographic device which only turns on when Dr. Veritas laughs.
Input: Previous Output
Setting: 1:1
Output: A holographic device which only turns on when Dr. Veritas smiles
Input: iPhone X Smartphone
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A smartphone of unknown make and brand, when turned on a Prometheus Labs OS logo is displayed. Device has a password lock.
Input: 6-core 3.8GHz processor, Nvidia RTX 2060 graphics card. Spare metal.
Setting: Fine
Output: 8-core 16-thread 5GHz calculation speed processor, Nvidia 2080 Ti graphics card.
Input: Previous Output, and more spare metal.
Setting: Fine
Output: Processor and Graphics card have been fused into one "supercomputer"
Input: Previous output, and more spare metal.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Robot, with similar traits to that of the character Izuna Hatsuse from the series "No Game No Life".
Input: EarPods
Setting: Fine
Output: Same set of EarPods, no longer functional.
Input: The 4x4 cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A highly intricate model of 914 made out of plastic in a similar style to a gear cube. Found to be nonanomalous and functions as a gear cube-like puzzle. Rotating the input and output booths twists the gears in unpredictable ways. Solved by Junior Researcher McLaif in █ hours.
Input: The 6x6 cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A shuffled 6x6 rotating tesseract puzzle. X-ray analysis shows a complex internal mechanism connecting the outer faces to seven more 6x6 cubes inside. Turning the outer face leads to a completely unrelated move for each of the inner cubes. Upon solving one cube of the tesseract, the cube turns inside out with a different cube replacing the outer one. Solved after █ days by Junior Researcher McLaif.
Input: The aforementioned items.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A set of rules on "How to use SCP-914 without getting harmed" written on the chalkboard, the note changed and is now written "Sometimes you just have to make your thoughts a little less wild."
Input: One unopenable bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips
Setting: Coarse
Output: One empty unopenable bag of ████████ brand tortilla chips, a pile of chips.
Input: The two flash drives
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive, containing code for replacing all liquids in the range of 9.144 meters with 914 Brand Hops. When plugged into a computer by a D-class, he immediately showed signs of intoxication. D-█████ lost out after two minutes. Computer disabled remotely, subject expired.
Input: One metronome that makes people walk to the beat
Setting: Fine
Output: One metronome, which attunes itself to any vibrations within 3 meters that reach it. It appears to set itself to average frequency felt over the last 30 seconds.
Input: Four city blocks of light industrial buildings
Setting: 1:1
Output: Four city blocks of light commercial buildings
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: Two city blocks of heavy commercial buildings. The plastic from half the input was used to improve the other half.
Input: Ten city blocks of airport, three model planes
Setting: Fine
Output: Seven city blocks of forest, two city blocks of spaceport terminal, one city block of launch pads, three model rocket planes.
Input: Tokyo Tower
Setting: Fine
Output: Eiffel Tower. When placed in low light, tiny plastic bulbs start emitting colored light. Upon further testing, the light bulbs seem to contain a nitrogenous analogue to phosphor.
Input: A model city, containing all above outputs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A futuristic model of [REDACTED], containing Site-19. It is well lit, and all the vehicles are animate. Additionally, there are flying cars floating around the city. The rocket planes broke containment and attempted to escape the building, but were recontained by security guards with the bug nets.
Input: Above output, minus three industrial, three commercial, and nine residential tiles, as well as the city hall.
Setting: Rough
Output: A large pile of powdered plastic
Input: 3D printed model of a modern army Jeep; 10cm tall.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3D printed model of T45 power armour, similar to that from the Fallout 4 video game. The limbs of the model can be moved much like an action figure.
Input: A 3D printed model of Iron Man; 8cm tall.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The plastic rearranged into the words " I love you 3000 " on a flat plastic base.
Input: A 3D printed model of ''5 dimensional cube'' in a wireframe design
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3D printed model of a ''6 dimensional object'' that causes headaches when viewed and impossible to describe. Fell apart after 30 seconds. No anomalous properties remain.
Input: A 3D printed model of a Charizard of the Pokémon franchise; 10cm
Setting: Fine
Output: The same model; however, it is far more detailed than theoretically possible with current technology. Zooming in with high powered microscopes reveals visible pores and scales.
Input: A 3D printed model of a DeLorean car with sideways hover style wheels, 8cm in length.
Setting: Very fine
Output: Upon opening of the output door, the result launched out of the output booth at speeds up to 39.2m/s and crashed into the reinforced wall.
Input: A 3D printed model of a Stirling Engine, 12cm tall and non functional.
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic model of PlayStation 4 with clear damage from over heating.
Input: 4 used spark plugs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A square of metal with bulbous ceramic growths on each corner and bolt like shapes upon each 90° angle of the ceramic corner balls. Within the metal square seems to be a constant influx of positive ions causing a painful static shock upon touching the prey metal. However a greater current can be built up by swinging the object through the air. Testing shows a maximum power of 15Amps.
Input: One can of Pringle's chips.
Setting: Coarse.
Output: A stack of chips and the cardboard container separated. The cardboard looks like it was peeled away from the chips.
Input: Human model skeleton with metal stand (100cm).
Setting: 1:1
Output: A what can be assumed accurate skeletal model of SCP-682 human sized and standing on its hind legs.
Input: 1 sealed vial
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sealed vial, visually unchanged. Disposed of via SCP-123.
Input: One pack.
Setting: Rough
Output: An amorphous mass of caramelized sugar, melted polyethylene, and charred paper. D-80243 reported a "very burnt caramel" flavor.
Input: One pack.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of paper sticks, a pile of clear lollipop heads, and the original pack bag containing some coloring and unidentified chemicals. D-80243 reported the lollipop heads to taste identically to common table sugar. After analyzing the liquid in the bag, it was found that it was a mix of food coloring and artificial flavoring. D-80243 reports this mixture as "what those banana candies taste like."
Input: One pack.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A ██████-brand variety pack of various flavors of taffy, with paper packaging and flavor guide. Each flavor of taffy corresponds to a flavor in the original lollipop bag. D-80243 reports the taffy as "pretty much the same as the lollipops, but chewy."
Input: One pack.
Setting: Fine
Output: A spherical jawbreaker 8 cm in diameter in paper and plastic packaging, labeled in an unknown language. Output is similar to snack foods as dispensed by SCP-261. D-80243 reported, "It's very… fruity. There's some sort of salty flavor in there, too. Oh, I'm tasting something meaty now. It doesn't taste like anything I've eaten before, though. Very fatty-tasting."
Input: One pack.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. D-80423 was admitted to the medical ward with severe chemical burns to his tongue, and released after 12 days. Further analysis shows that the output contained citric acid at an anomalously high concentration.
Input: 1 blueprint.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A labelled anatomic blueprint of a "Turkish Mechanic". Blueprints were consistent with regular human anatomy, with the somewhat notable exception of an absent appendix.
Input: 1 blueprint.
Setting: Fine
Output: Simplified flowchart depicting the functioning and construction of IBM's 'Deep Blue' chess-playing computer.
Input: 1 blueprint.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1mm thick piece of A5 sized paper, shaped into a rectangular prism, with the same total mass as the original blueprint. Ink was not present on the surface of the paper. Upon being touched with a piece for a physical game, or the beginning state of a pen-and-paper game with fixed rules and moves being drawn upon the paper, the paper will initiate a game with the person who touched/drew upon it. The paper will not initiate a match of any game involving randomness which does not arise directly from player decision. The paper seems anomalously capable of detecting the board state of the game it is playing, and seems to be a perfect player. Following are the conducted tests.
Input: One jigsaw puzzle
Setting: Coarse
Output: One jigsaw, with all the tabs ripped off the pieces and placed in a pile
Input: One jigsaw puzzle
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same jigsaw pieces, with a different picture
Input: One jigsaw puzzle
Setting: Fine
Output: 250 blank jigsaw pieces and 250 double sided pieces
Input: One jigsaw puzzle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 500 identical non-anomalous jigsaw pieces. When assembled the final piece becomes a cognitohazard, making it invisible to all direct viewers
Input: ~13 m3 of Earth atmosphere
Setting: 1:1
Output: ~13 m3 of Earth atmosphere, heated to 30°C. Dissipated harmlessly into site climate control system; noted to have a faint "tropical" scent.
Input: ~13 m3 of Earth atmosphere
Setting: Coarse
Output: All gases present in the input were frozen into solid cubes. When the output booth door was opened, a pressure wave rushed to fill the vacuum in the output booth, causing a small explosion. No damage to SCP-914. Frozen gases dissipated harmlessly.
Input: ~13 m3 of Earth atmosphere
Setting: Fine
Output: ~13 m3 of unchanged Earth atmosphere a (presumably) over-oxygenated mix of Earth atmosphere. Further investigation revealed an extremely thin layer of crushed graphite on the floor of the output booth, indicating that the refining process had stripped the carbon from the CO2 present in the input.
Input: One LAR Grizzly Win Mag pistol
Setting: Coarse
Output: [REDACTED] Kel-Tec PMR-30 automatic pistols, showing signs of rusting and scorching. Pistols are still functional despite damage.
Input: One LAR Grizzly Win Mag pistol, one map of Iraqi Kurdistan
Setting: Fine
Output: One Beretta 92SB-F pistol with a suppressor installed, covered in purple paint. No personnel on site are able to use the pistol. Further testing discovered that said pistol may only be wielded by Kurds in Iraq.
Input: Photo
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of Karlsruhe on 05/07/2014, showing WR Markham's older sister leaving Pfarrkirche St. Stephan. This photo causes people to remember the latest instance where a family member died with maximal detail.
Input: One stopwatch
Setting: Rough
Output: Output ejected out of output booth where it hit the opposite wall at 20 km/hour, fragmenting across the room. Footage reveals the object was a heavily dented stopwatch with a broken second hand.
Input: One Stopwatch
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pure ingot of silver weighing about 0.5 kg, a deconstructed battery, and a pile of glass shards. The second hand is the only component missing from the input. Upon closer inspection, there is a sequence that resembles the ternary code for the word G-E-A-R-S on the top of the ingot.
Input: One Stopwatch
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two 1/10 second mechanical stopwatches each half the mass as the original input. The objects are branded with the name ''Pestori'', but no manufacturer exists under this name at the time of writing. Items spontaneously fell apart upon leaving the testing chamber. Upon returning the object components back to the chamber, stopwatches were anonymously self reassembled. Reassembling the watch permanently outside of the testing chamber is impossible.
Input: One Stopwatch
Setting: Fine
Output: A mechanical hand watch that can tell the exact hour and day of the week. It is set over three months ahead and has no way of being adjusted. Both the input second hand and the missing hand from the previous test have been turned into the day hand and hour hand on the watch. Similarly, object fell apart upon leaving the testing chamber but did not reassemble upon re-entering. No anomalous effects detected outside of testing chamber. Output incinerated.
Input: One Stopwatch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An engraved stopwatch of the same brand, Pestori, as the 1:1 output. Across the entire object are ornate patterns and floral designs. On the back are the words, “Property of Doctor Starr. Please return if lost.” D-Class was unable to push down the crown of the stopwatch or find any other way to interact with it. After 10 minutes of failure to start the watch, D-64892 is ordered to hand over the output to security personnel and be escorted to their cell. Upon receiving the output, Doctor Starr clicks the crown on the watch, whereupon it started counting. Upon Doctor Starr stopping the timer just after the ten second mark, he disappeared. There are no indications of where he disappeared to nor are there any signs of space alteration.
Input: 2kg of aluminium, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A three dimensional sculpture of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci made of aluminium, with the linen as her dress.
Input: 2kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An aluminum picture frame measuring 31.14cm2, with the linen folded several times and stretched over it. The SCP Foundation logo has been embroidered onto the linen with aluminum wool.
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small model of a bridge designed by Leonardo da Vinci with the linen wrapped around the conjunction points. The model can be disassembled into 17 small aluminum rods and 13 linen strips.
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 1m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A functional anemometer of the same design as the one produced by Leonardo
Input: 1kg of aluminum, 2m2 of linen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A scaled down, yet functional replica of a parachute designed by Leonardo da Vinci.