7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One cube
Setting: Rough
Output: Many small, irregularly shaped pieces of malachite
Input: One cube
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of cupric oxide, an anomalously stable puddle of carbonic acid
Input: One cube
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 10 kilogram sphere of malachite
Input: One cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One 10 kilogram piece of malachite in the shape of the island of Malta
Input: One cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 10 kilogram piece of malachite in the shape of a "Thwomp" from the Mario franchise, anomalously suspended 3 meters above the floor of the output booth. When any sapient being comes within 1 meter of it, it will lose it's anomalous suspension. Upon hitting the ground, it will rise to 3 meters off the ground at a rate of 25 centimeters per second.
Input: One stick
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of chalk dust
Input: One stick
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two chalk sticks, adding up to the mass of the original chalk stick
Input: One stick
Setting: 1:1
Output: A slab of gypsum
Input: One stick
Setting: Fine
Output: One stick of chalk. If used to write on a surface, it is impossible to write anything other than the word "Gerald."
Input: One stick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Five small rods of chalk. Each one levitates towards the nearest visual sensory organ at a rate of 10 m/h. Easily stopped by walls. Upon touching a visual sensory organ, it will appear on the other side of the organism who's visual sensory organ it has targeted. Autopsies reveal that organisms are penetrated by the rod at an approximately 350 km/h in its previous direction of movement. No other effects are noted upon contact.
Input: One wallpaper
Setting: Rough
Output: The same wallpaper shredded, output shreds sorted based on a color wheel
Input: One wallpaper
Setting: Coarse
Output: Element symbols cut out, sorted by atomic radius
Input: One wallpaper
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Janet edition periodic table wallpaper
Input: One wallpaper
Setting: Fine
Output: One very small book written in old English. Each page seems to explain the properties of an element, containing unknown words explaining a variety of undefined properties of each element. The book contains an infinite amount of pages, most of which explain undiscovered or unidentifiable elements.
Input: One wallpaper
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One periodic table wallpaper with variations from the original edition. Latin symbols of each element have been replaced by Greek letters (relations of each element and its Greek symbol are unknown). No anomalous properties documented after testing Speaking the name of any element (using any language, even made up languages) while looking at the wallpaper causes the subject to behave as if they are made of the mentioned element. This memetic effect is extremely strong, affecting 100% of subjects tested so far, amnestics and even complete memory wipe does not negate this effect. See addendum for more information.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Rough
Output: One USB drive. Disintegrated upon opening of the output booth.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Coarse
Output: The text document is now titled "Jay ███████'s Hopes and Dreams."
Input: One USB drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two small pills with "914 Brand Pain" carved into it made out of metal and plastic. No anomalous effects.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Fine
Output: The document is now titled "914 Brand Dreams." The text file is presumed to contain a cognitohazardous symbol that causes viewers to enter REM sleep.
Input: One USB drive
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The document is now titled "914 Brand Hops [sic]." The text file contains a cognitohazardous image that causes effects of intoxication in viewers lasting up to six hours.
Input: A USB drive.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same flash drive, now in its "transformed" configuration. Drive data altered to include MP3s of the soundtrack to Transformers the Movie. Sound quality is equivalent to that of a tape cassette.
Input: A USB drive.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same flash drive. Analysis shows it can now hold up to 128TB of data. Drive data altered to include MP4s of all episodes of the 1980s Transformers animated series in 7 languages. Video and sound quality are comparable to Blu-Ray.
Input: A flash drive.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same flash drive. Upon the output booth opening, device switched to its "transformed" state, making a sound identified as the transformation sound from the 1980s Transformers animated series. Device attacked D-class administering test with a mouth-fired laser weapon before attempting containment breach. Breach thwarted when device was captured and destroyed by D-class. Analysis of data on drive is currently on hold.
Input: One statuette.
Setting: Rough
Output: Ash in the shape of Keanu Reeves' face spread on the bottom of the output booth.
Input: One statuette.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The statuette has been converted into a wooden action figure of Keanu Reeves and dismantled. The parts were laid out from left to right as; one head, one torso, two arms and two legs. The joints have been rounded to balls and sockets which fit snugly when reassembled.
Input: One statuette.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A statuette of Doctor Veritas. The facial expression is stern and stands with arms crossed.
Input: One statuette.
Setting: Fine
Output: A statuette of an unidentified mountain range. An anomalous affect of a cool breeze is experienced when observing the statuette. All who feel the breeze immediately feel calm and collected.
Input: One statuette.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: No change noted to the statuette when the output booth was opened by D-46931 The statuette walked to the edge of the booth whispered something to D-46931 who immediately collapsed. An autopsy on D-46931 found that the cause of death was asphyxiation with no physical cause identified. The output has been incinerated.
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One six-tiered box of bottled water
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three boxes of bottled water, labeling changed to "Diet Diet Coke"
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: 1:1
Output: One barrel of water, with a mixture of plastic and cardboard lining the interior.
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: Fine
Output: Six boxes (one-tier) of sparkling water, no cardboard
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: Fine
Output: Three boxes of an unknown substance. Ignited upon opening of the output door.
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: Fine
Output: Three boxes of bottled oxygen and hydrogen. Exploded upon opening of output booth.
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three boxes of bottled "Dehydrated Water." Consumption causes severe dehydration. Application to skin causes skin to rapidly dry out.
Input: Three boxes of bottled water
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Three boxes of "Holley [sic] Water." If consumed, it will cause the following effects starting within three hours, in this order:
Input: Aforementioned note.
Setting: Fine
Output: One neat heap of shredded paper, same HB pencil. The pencil was noted to be a lot shorter, as if used for an extended period of time. When pieced together, the paper displayed a cognitohazard.
Input: Aforementioned book.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A book containing all of Krylov's fables, with a few he left unfinished now complete. Text is in Russian. Whenever read by someone who prefers another language, a translation of the fables appears alongside the original, at a level comparable to the best known professional translators and in perfect verse. Whoever views the fables feels compelled to act in a way consistent with their moral, sometimes to the extent of severe damage to oneself if previous behavior contradicted it heavily.
Input: 1/4th of collected ash, iron shavings.
Setting: Fine
Output: Twisted, iron heart-shaped pendant. Dr. Berco put the pendant in her pocket and continued testing.
Input: Remainder of ash, both rings.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pair of glasses. The bridge was made from sapphire, frames made from the gold, and the glass made from extremely thin sapphire. Dr. Berco put the glasses on, and stepped back from 914 in distress, staring at the floor. She knelt, and made motions not dissimilar to petting a small animal. No such animal appeared on surveillance footage. Dr. Berco then made motions of lifting the entity before quickly shuffling out of the building. It is suspected that she had paid off the guards ahead of time, as none moved to intercept her, despite being there after hours.
Input: Pop
Setting: Rough
Output: A shredded pile of plastic which spontaneously exploded with a "pop" sound. No casualties were recorded.
Input: No Line On the Horizon
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same album, formatted to 64kbps. Viewing the album cover causes the viewer to fail to recognize all horizons, ranging from the word "horizon", to the event horizon of a black hole, for a period of 12 minutes.
Input: Boy
Setting: 1:1
Output: An album titled Girl, by an all-female musical group called "7F". No such group or album existed, and all music produced are played in reverse, and emotionally reversed to Boy.
Input: How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
Setting: 1:1
Output: An unlabeled CD, containing a blueprint of a nuclear weapon with californium-251 as its core.
Input: The Joshua Tree
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature model of a yucca brevifolia tree.
Input: Songs of Experience
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A miniature model of Bono (lead singer of U2), which will answer any question regarding the band, its members, and its music, so as long as the person posing the question is within five meters of it.
Input: One cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One magic cube with different colours (black, light blue, russet, orange, violet & brown). Solving the cube will result in a random effect, which has been described by D-47565 as victory notification. Effects observed until now include: changing the colours on the cube to a picture of a rainbow for 3 seconds; playing the victory sound from the franchise "Final Fantasy"; projecting a hologram of [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] above the cube.
Input: One cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One magic cube (4x4x4). The cube is as big as the input and therefore harder to turn than a normal cube of this size. Researcher Laskenta hypothesizes, that it is impossible to get a "LL parity" while normally solving the cube.
Input: One cube
Setting: Fine
Output: The same cube. After turning the cube and letting it stay in one permutation for 5 seconds, a cognitohazard will affect everyone within line of sight of the user. All subjects will hear a Finnish phrase spoken by the user in their native language emanating from directly behind each subject. The phrase is chosen by the current permutation of the cube. The connection of the phrase to the permutation seem to be identical with SCP-2053-2.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One mirror. Cracks appear in the reflected image.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Fine
Output: One reflective sphere.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One hand-held Fresnel lens. All light that goes into the lens is anomalously reflected to come out of the center of the lens.
Input: One mirror
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One mirror. Looking into it increases focus and increases information processing speed. Effects cease upon looking away from the mirror, and rebound (mental fatigue) is felt for the duration of exposure time.
Input: 10 Nanobots, 1 picture of SCP-914
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, diamond-studded metallic replica of SCP-914. It is non-functional and non-anomalous.
Input: 10 Nanobots, 1 picture of SCP-914
Setting: Fine
Output: 10 Nanobots. When activated, they will disassemble anything in front of it, reassemble it into an output based on the position of SCP-914's dial. Progress is very slow depending on increase in object size.
Input: 10 Repair Nanobots, 1 picture of SCP-914
Setting: Fine
Output: 10 Nanobots. When activated, they will seek out and repair clockwork devices. They have been tested on an grandfather clock that had been damaged due to age, and the clock now runs backwards. Disassembly shows that they clock does not have any additional or missing gears. The clock and the nanobots have been put into anomalous storage.
Input: Dr. Adamere opens the input door and proceeds to read the entirety of the book out loud to SCP-914. Minor emotional distress is detected, but remains within limits due to circumstances. Approximately 17 seconds pass after the book is finished. After gathering himself, Dr. Adamere places the book very gently on the booth floor.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An origami rose made of compressed paper, the petals decorated with illustrations from input. Upon retrieving output, Dr. Adamere smiled and began to weep. Security Officer L. Simmons entered the room to politely retrieve Dr. Adamere, who complied.
Input: Previous output, with the computer's move made on the chessboard. Note that next move is mate.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flipped chess board. Taken as resignation.
Input: Previous output, with computer's move made on the chessboard.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Checkmate by 914.
Input: Previous output, with both computer's move made on chessboard. Note that on both boards 914 is losing.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two flipped chessboards. Taken as resignation.
Input: All of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: A comic scene, depicting the Avengers, the X-Men, and the Guardians of the Galaxy fighting in New York City. A flag, resembling the Nazi War flag with the HYDRA symbol in place of the Swastika, is seen from a distance. Several politicians, including Mayor Bill de Blasio, are seen evacuating Manhattan, as the Dark Phoenix is about to destroy it. Deadpool is also visible, holding an unidentified weapon with one hand, and flipping his middle finger with the other.
Input: One kit
Setting: Rough
Output: The kit cut and sewn as goalkeeper gloves,
Input: One kit
Setting: Coarse
Output: The kit cut into three pieces in the shapes of the Premier League trophy, the FA cup and the UEFA Champions League trophy
Input: One kit
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Kasper Schmeichel goalkeeper kit, the club crest and kit design does not belong to any known football clubs
Input: One kit
Setting: Fine
Output: One goalkeeper kit with the same design as the input kit but missing a name. instead the name of the kit's current wearer anomalously appears on the kit. Subjects wearing the kit instinctually attempt to catch or deflect any projectile in a 7.32 meter radius (distance of the two goalposts in football). These attempts have been 100% successful so far, including projectiles normally uncatchable by a human, such as bowling balls launched in dangerously high speeds, various bullets, arrows, eggs launched in speeds that would theoretically crack upon impact (caught without cracking), impact grenades, a car driving at 120 km/h towards the subject. The user has no control over their movements when using the output, and has to be separated by someone else. It is presumed that without help, the user will eventually expire due to dehydration.
Input: 2 Ibuprofen pills.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 2 pills of generic Aspirin, imprinted with standard markings.
Input: 2 Ibuprofen pills.
Setting: Fine
Output: 2 foreign pills, identified to be chemically related to ibuprofen, but with a chemical substitution that increased activity 10 times. Tests resulted in similarly improved pain reduction, as well as dangerously low blood clotting factor for test subject.
Input: 1 bottle of Ipecac Syrup.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A vial of incredibly viscous, black, and sickly-sweet liquid. Upon consumption of a few drops, subject immediately projectile vomited his entire stomach contents across the test chamber with force, and continued to vomit bile for 4 hours.
Input: 1 pill of Zofran.
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 pill, which dissolved easily on the subject’s tongue and immediately cured vomiting caused by aforementioned syrup. Side effects were magnified by a factor of roughly 7 and resulted in the subject being somewhat sedated, lasting for 12 hours.
Input: 1 pill of Zofran
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, round pill containing black powder. Upon closer inspection, the pill is filled with minuscule nanobots coated in a material which facilitates movement from gut to bloodstream. Subject takes pill, and immediately falls to the ground unconscious. After 30 minutes subject wakes up without any apparent effects. Administered syrup from previous test, with no reaction. Scan of brain activity reveals that specific parts of the brain involved in the vomiting response, and nothing else, have been destroyed by the nanobots. Subject also no longer can taste bitterness.
Output: Controller with several added, though non-functional buttons. Controller functions as standard. Symbols do not correspond to any known language.
Input: One controller, 200g water
Setting: Fine
Output: Same controller and a blob of water with seemingly impenetrable surface tension. It does not combine with other water and does not get any surfaces wet. The controller controls the blob through anomalous means.
Input: One controller, 300g steel, instance(s) of SCP-609
Setting: Fine
Input: Broken gear with 3 teeth missing
Setting: Rough
Output: Two molten puddles of copper and zinc, both of which were not anomalous and started cooling and oxidisung immediately after the booth was opened
Input: Broken gear with 3 teeth missing
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same gear, now with the remaining 5 teeth removed along a previously unnoticed stress fracture between the gear and the teeth.
Input: Broken gear with 3 teeth missing
Setting: 1:1
Output: A miniature model of SCP-914
Input: Broken gear with 4 teeth missing
Setting: Fine
Output: A small lock and half a key
Input: Figurine
Setting: Fine
Output: A figurine of noticeably higher-quality carving, except now with a carved labcoat. Attempted to attack Junior Researcher Kai upon retrieval by D-class personnel and was incinerated immediately by security personnel.
Input: A calendar and a pencil
Setting: fine
Output: A calendar with notes ranging from to-do lists to quick notes about "what just happened" and from dates ranging from 01/01/2000 to 31/12/2099, and blackened wood pieces as if someone laser cut a pencil to sharpen it.
Input: One of the above pizzas
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 15cm solid plastic model of MarioTM, NintendoTM.
Input: One of the above pizzas
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3D plastic model of a pineapple pizza similar to input.
Input: The last output.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3D plastic model of a meat lovers pizza similar to input.
Input: Last Original 3D printed pizza
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large freshly baked pre-sliced cheese pizza that looks extremely delicious A circular plastic disk sliced like a pizza with a visual Cognitohazard that convinces anyone who sees it in one piece that it is in fact a real pizza, the affect lasts 1 hour after exposure, D-11847 restrained by security and returned to cell.
Input: One clock and the above note
Setting: Fine
Output: A clock with 4 buttons on its side. When the buttons are pushed, it converts the time to a different numerical base. Determined after testing to have Senary, Octal, Decimal and Dozenal as the four options.
Input: A note that says "Hello 914, I'm Dr. Steph. It's nice to meet you!"
Setting: 1:1
Output: An origami butterfly.
Input: One note that says "I hope that we can conduct some great tests in the near future."
Setting: 1:1
Output: An origami clock. Ticking can be heard from the paper, although it cannot be recorded. Presumed to be a cognitohazard. Incinerated.
Input: One note that says "I would also like to apologize for not introducing myself earlier."
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same note that was inserted, but upon viewing, causes the reader to immediately apologize to SCP-914 for something that they did. The note was incinerated by security.
Input: The sheet of paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sheet of paper, containing a detailed explanation of array indices, claiming that all arrays should start at negative fourteen (-14).
Input: The flash-drive
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same flash-drive. It only contains coordinates of a place in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. An exploration team has been sent to the postion to acquire information. As soon as the team arrived, the coordinates changed to another place within the Pacific Ocean. This procedure was repeated four times. Researcher Laskenta hypothesizes that the coordinates always point to an area without anything of relevance, effectively representing a geographic null pointer. Result has been placed in anomalous storage.
Input: Hammer, rust remover
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One model car. When observed, the metal appears to shift between completely rust-free and heavily rusted. If a section of the car is seperated, it still retains its form shifting properties.
Input: One flask
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of finely crushed glass and paint dissolved in a puddle of water.
Input: One flask
Setting: Coarse
Output: One unmarked 1-liter flask, approximately 0.5 mL of paint, and 1 L of water shaped as a flask. When the output booth was opened, the water lost its shape and spread out on the floor of the booth.
Input: One flask
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 1-liter graduated cylinder made of ice containing a mixture of molten and solid glass.
Input: One flask
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature glass statue of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker, filled with 1 liter of water at 1:7.20 scale. Contains a mild cognitohazard where the viewer feels compelled to sit down and think of their previous action. Effect lasts for approximately 17 minutes after viewing. Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One flask
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A perfectly smooth cube of a transparent material measuring 17.2 cm per side. Upon opening the output booth, the cube began expelling an unknown gas and began shrinking at a rate of 1 cm3/sec. This sublimation made retrieving the cube difficult, as the heat created by friction between the cube and D-17205's glove increased the gas produced under that area. Later analysis showed that the gas was a mixture of unusually cold water vapor and very fine glass particles, and the cube made of a water-silicon dioxide cubic structure. The cube does not sublime at temperatures below 200 degrees Kelvin.
Input: A SanDisk solid-state drive with 1 terabyte of space, containing video files of all the episodes of all four Tamagotchi! (2009-2015) series including Yume Kira Dream, Miracle Friends, and GO-GO Tamagotchi!.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A seemingly-unchanged SanDisk solid-state drive except for the files, containing .webm files of hundreds of Abkhaz-dubbed anime Waga Shima de Oni Party! episodes, but the anime series is not released nor has it ever existed. This drive also contained exactly three hundred .mp3 duplicates of a song Hey Jude by the Beatles but all played in reverse and having unique filenames.
Input: A SanDisk solid-state drive with 1 terabyte of space and contained files duplicated from the first drive before refining.
Setting: Fine
Output: A Kingston solid-state drive with exactly 900,488,372,224 (2×1012−240) bytes of space, containing the following files: twenty screenshots of the first episode of Kira Kira ★ Happy Hirake! Cocotama, .mp4 files of the first 25 episodes of Tamagotchi! Miracle Friends with Gipuzkoan Basque subtitles, and a game named King Lokria's Modern War seemingly similar to Wolfenstein with its source code mainly coded in an assembly language. 90 minutes after installing the drive, the researcher has discovered an Easter egg of the game, which repeats a song Sola by Luis Fonsi but transposed up three quarter tones. With the exception of the case, the drive's temperature is kept constant within the range of 93 to 144 Kelvin regardless of the external temperature.
Input: Map of the Pearl River Delta
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the aforementioned area, published by a Denver-based Foundation front company. Nuclear strikes are marked in Panyu, Guangzhou; near Daya Bay, Shenzhen; and Yuen Long, Hong Kong. Context unknown.