7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Output of previous test
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Dixie branded cellphone. Object has undergone extensive analysis from Foundation experts in cognitohazards, chemical and electronic manufacturing, physics, forensics and security. Like the handset, object shows durability and structural integrity matching that of traditional cellphones despite being constructed from paper, wax, and string fibers. The phone runs a variant of Android known as CupOS. The internal clock is set to the year 2039. Thanks to a massive quantity of cached internet files on the device, a Foundation forensics team has been able to piece together a likely history.
Input: A swatter.
Setting: Fine
Output: At first glance, an unaltered swatter. Switching it on, however, causes the head of the swatter to glow blue and produce a low hum, producing varied noises when swung or switched off. D-class testing the device expired after touching the head against orders and suffering a fatal electrical shock. Device instantly switched off afterwards due to the batteries being drained.
Input: A swatter.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same swatter, but with the wires forming the "strike zone" of the head missing. Objects passing through the now-empty hoop while it is active are exposed to a localized electromagnetic pulse contained completely within the "strike zone." EMP is strong enough to completely destroy unprotected electronics.
Input: A swatter.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A "swatter-drone" with 2 wings comprised of the head split down the middle (forming 2 full heads at half thickness) and attached to the handle. Drone hovers in the air via electromagnetic propulsion. Drone appears to hover in place, moving only when pushed, unless a flying insect enters within a vicinity of approx. 20 meters of it, at which point it will fly directly at the insect at a clocked air speed of 35 km/h and slapping its wings together, electrocuting the insect and reducing it to ash. Wings are otherwise safe to the touch. D-class suffered 3rd-degree facial burns during testing when a gnat landed on his nose.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A blank sheet of white cardstock and several puddles of ink.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Image 914-VIII-A, with the computer mouse, headset, and soda can each cut out of the image and placed separately.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: An image of a computer mouse, printed onto white cardstock, an image of a headset, printed onto white cardstock, and an image of a soda can, printed onto white cardstock. Each image was cropped from Image-914-VIII-A.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock, cut into a jigsaw puzzle.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: An image of a disassembled computer mouse, a disassembled headset, a soda can, and a puddle, printed onto white cardstock. The image notably has a bluish tint, likely due to SCP-914’s inability to produce or destroy ink.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Image 914-VIII-A, with the computer mouse, headset, and soda can each cut out of the image and placed separately. An additional section in the top left of the image is cut out in the shape of a moth. This section of the image was not found in the output booth, nor was any corresponding entity found in Researcher Solstice's dormitory.
Input: Image 914-VIII-A, printed onto white cardstock.
Setting: Coarse
Output: An image of a computer mouse, printed onto white cardstock, an image of a headset, printed onto white cardstock, an image of a soda can, printed onto white cardstock, and several instances of the word "FLAME" arranged into a BATTER class cognitohazard, printed onto black cardstock.
Input: The CD
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small aluminum plated plastic figurine of Jerry Seinfeld. When within a 20-meter radius of the figurine, jokes and slapstick have been shown to be "exponentially funnier".
Input: One pair of shoes
Setting: 1:1
Output: One pair of [REDACTED] brand shoes
Input: One pair of shoes
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually similar pair of shoes. They have the cognitohazardous property of causing the nearest person to try to put them on. Notably, once on, no force thus far has been able to separate D-17939 from the shoes, they are unable to be taken off. D-Class notes that despite this, the shoes are extremely comfortable.
Input: One tablet of ███████ brand painkiller
Setting: Fine (Operated by D-Class who has experience with only “9BPK”)
Output: A more advanced version of “9BPK” that has an increased duration of 36 hours and an a pleasant aftertaste.
Input: One tablet of ███████ brand painkiller
Setting: Fine (Operated by D-Class with experience with “9BP” and subsequently “9BPK”)
Output: “9BP” with an increased duration to 24 hours and the added effect of resisting “9BPK” entirely. D-Class was returned to confinement with a nurse until the effects wore off.
Input: One tablet of ███████ brand painkiller
Setting: Fine (Operated by D-Class with limited knowledge of only “9BPK”)
Output: A slightly worse version of "9BPK" that lasts half as long and has many common negative side-effects, such as indigestion, dizziness, and fatigue.
Input: One tablet of ███████ brand painkiller
Setting: Fine (Operated by D-Class with limited knowledge of only “9BP”)
Output: A blank tablet of the same size, shape, and color as the input. Lab analysis says it is the same tablet as the input and is safe for ingestion. An anomalous tablet that, when mixed with D-24615’s stomach acid three seconds after digestion, started a extremely volatile reaction that D-24615 described as burning before their stomach exploded. The end result left a fifteen centimeter wide hole in D-24615’s torso with burn marks along the inside of the chest cavity. Although D-Class had both missing and damaged vital organs, subject did not die for over an hour. More symptoms appeared as an infection spread across their body, including but not limited to [REDACTED]. Subject terminated at their own request. An autopsy revealed the words “Do No Harm” were repeatedly burned in microscopic lettering onto the entire exposed interior of the corpse before being incinerated.
Input: Tank with O2
Setting: Coarse
Output: The output booth was filled with O2 gas, and plastic pieces were placed in the floor. It is unknown if the O2 molecules were separated into oxygen atoms, and joined back together before the output was analysed.
Input: Tank with O2
Setting: Fine
Output: Tank with an unknown gas. When D-8723 approached the tank, the content ignited and exploded, killing him. 914 didn’t receive any damage. It is theorised that the carbon in the plastic molecules of the tank was separated and ignited with the oxygen.
Input: News of the World.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of News of the World with Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and Roger Taylor’s vocals all taken from live performances, even the songs that were never performed live. Interestingly enough, the instrumentals are the same as the studio versions.
Input: Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but some characters have been replaced or removed altogether. Every character's replacement is a character from the same series of the replaced character. Some characters that have been replaced are: King Dedede with the character Waddle Dee, Ken with the character Akuma, Piranha Plant with Toad. Removed characters include Toon Link, Mr. Game and Watch, and Dark Samus.
Input: A loaf of bread
Setting: Fine
Output: An anomalously rotating undecorated cake. The instance was much smaller in size than the loaf used; this is theorized to be the result of less air pockets than there were in the bread.
Input: A loaf of bread
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small phonograph entirely made from bread. It continuously emitted the smell of fresh bread while activated. The instance played the 'Happy Birthday' song as expected of a normal phonograph. A small button on the back can be used to turn the item on and off; this disables both the smell and sound of the item.
Input: A loaf of bread, a knife was used to write 'farewell' into the outer crust.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Conversion process took 30 seconds longer than usual for items of this size. When complete, an animate bread figure walked from the output chamber. It walked in circles, weeping, before falling over after 2 hours of continuous sobbing. Upon expiration, the instance was incinerated under orders of Junior Researcher Judith. The smell of baked bread has not removed itself from the incinerator since; 146 hours and counting.
Input: 1Q84
Setting: Fine
Output: One extremely detailed satellite map of Japan, South Korea, North Korea, and the Kuril Islands, 1:1000 scale. Result placed in secure storage.
Input: 1Q84
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two copies of Never Let Me Go. The first is the unaltered 2005 novel by Kazuo Ishiguro, which has been placed in the break room. The second is a copy altered in a similar manner to how SCP-3922 does to fictional videos, and with the original protagonist, Kathy H., rendered as a deuteragonist, paving way for a group of people, similar to SCP-3922-A instances in appearance, to start an egalitarian socialist revolution in Hailsham, England. This copy has been placed in anomalous storage.
Input: The box.
Setting: Fine
Output: A fully functional, miniature replica of SCP-914. Input booth located at top of the replica, output booth at the bottom.
Input: All 12 plates.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 157 miniature plates of various sizes.
Input: One petrol lawnmower, one electric lawnmower.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A larger lawnmower, with a blade, similar in design to a helicopter propeller. The engine has been redesigned to run on battery power. With a smaller tank for petrol, similar in concept to a hybrid engine. The new lawnmower was filled with petrol and its battery was charged, after plugging it into a power socket, for twenty minutes. Upon being activated, the lawnmower generated enough speed to lift itself off the ground. Hovering 50 centimetres over the ground.
Input: One set of garden shears
Setting: 1:1
Output: The blades of the shears are shinier, but the pointed tips of the shears have been rounded. Similar in appearance to a pair of safety scissors. D-51215 was instructed to trim a small potted shrub with the shears. The shrub was cut cleanly in two by the shears, with little to no effort on D-51215's part. A second test was conducted, with D-51215 instructed to cut through a sheet of paper. The blades could not cut the paper, D-51215 described feeling like he was trying to cut into solid stone.
Input: One hedge trimmer, with a broken chain.
Setting: Fine
Output: The hedge trimmer's blade has been reduced significantly and reshaped into a circular saw. The chain used to cut hedges has been modified into a shoulder strap, to make carrying it, much simpler. D-51215 was instructed to use the new hedge trimmer on a potted shrub. Upon starting the saw, the chain began to spin alongside the circular saw and cut into D-51215's Kevlar. D-51215 was startled and released the hedge trimmer. Which continued to operate, pieces of the blade and chain were scattered around the testing area as the new hedge trimmer mangled itself.
Input: Three broken rakes. Six Cracked Garden Gnomes
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Six garden gnomes, coated in a sheet of melted plastic and metal. Each gnome is holding a small piece of gardening equipment. A garden hoe, a rake, a pair of shears, a shovel, a watering can and a garden brush. The tools are made of the material from the rakes, and the metallic coating also appears to be from the rakes. Result was inert when D-51215 removed them from the output booth. When placed near one of the potted shrubs prepared for testing, all six gnomes began moving. Beginning to trim, water, and shift the topsoil of the plant pot. Source of the water, in the watering can is unknown. The six gnomes became inert after thirty minutes. Resuming their original poses. Result moved to anomalous storage for further study and potential SCP classification.
Input: Six black refuse bags filled with dry grass. Two Black Refuse Bags, filled with dried out hedge trimmings.
Setting: Rough 1:1
Output: A four foot tall, humanoid figure. The hedge trimmings have been weaved and bent, into the shape of a pork pie hat, that sits on its head. The figure is coated in thick black plastic from the refuse bags and is filled with the dry grass and leftover hedge trimmings. The result was removed from the output booth and displayed no anomalous properties until brought near one of the potted shrubs. Causing it to screech shrilly, causing D-51215 to flee in terror. D-51215 refused to go near the result for twenty minutes. Upon approaching the object again, D-51215 was shrieked at by the result. But was able to resist fleeing again and moved the potted shrub away from it. Result was inert after the potted shrub was taken away and was moved to anomalous item storage.
Input: Prince of Darkness
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A DVD, which when placed into any DVD player, shows a Blue Screen of Death seen in computers using Windows XP for 102 minutes. While the dialogue remains unchanged, every time a character says a noun for which has a German counterpart that is neuter in gender, the screen becomes increasingly distorted. At the end of the playback, one could hear Andrei Chikatilo, Dr. Everett Mann, Steve Jobs, Geraldine Ferraro, and SCP-114 saying the infamous "We begin bombing in five minutes" outtake by Ronald Reagan in unison. Should anyone be looking at the screen within five minutes after this point, he or she would cease to exist. Result placed in anomalous storage.
Input: Photo of Tegan and Sara
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Fleetwood Mac performing in Holmdel Township, New Jersey on May 29, 2004. A vaguely humanoid entity is seen in the background, with the population of Mongolia correct as of 29/05/2004 (251████) imprinted upon. Touching the photo directly causes one to identify as a Sam Howell from [DATA EXPUNGED], Louisiana for five hours. Result confiscated by Security Chief.
Input: One whittling knife and one block of carving wood. With a sticky note attached to the block, saying: ''Be creative''.
Setting: Fine
Output: The Block of wood emerged unaltered, while the whittling knife had been twisted into a corkscrew and stabbed into the top of the wooden block. Pinning the sticky note onto it.
Input: One whittling knife and one block of carving wood. A sticky note is attached to the block, stating: ''Please be creative''.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The block of wood has been cut into multiple smooth strips of wood, resembling chopsticks. The handle of the whittling knife has also been turned into smooth strips of wood. The blade is unchanged.
Input: One whittling knife and one block of carving wood. A sticky note is attached to the block, stating: Be as creative as you like.
Setting: Fine
Output: The block of wood has been cut into 74 small blocks. Piled on top of each other, the blocks are of similar shape and design to Jenga pieces. The sticky note has been folded neatly into a smaller square next to it.
Input: The previous result, with a block from the bottom, moved to the top.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The Jenga tower has a block from the middle removed and placed on top. D-51215 attempted to lift it out. Causing the tower to collapse and then reassemble itself, in its original configuration, from the previous test.
Input: One whittling knife and one block of carving wood. A sticky note is attached, stating: ''show off your creativity''.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The block of wood has D-51215's face carved into it. And the whittling knife has been stabbed up to the hilt, in the block of wood.
Input: One whittling knife and one block of carving wood
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The block of wood has been carved and hollowed out into the shape of a mug. The mug itself is filled with pieces of the block of wood and sawdust. The whittling blade has been stretched thin and acts as an inner lining of the mug. Similar in design to the metallic coating found in thermos cups. The handle was turned into sawdust inside the mug.
Input: One VHS tape.
Setting: Coarse
Output: An empty cassette next to a neatly folded roll of film.
Input: One VHS tape.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A VHS tape of an English-subbed anime based on Mazinger Z titled Defender 914: Kaiju Fighter featuring a protagonist resembling Dr. Veritas who controls SCP-914 in a ''Gundam''-like mecha form fighting multiple ''Kaiju''. The VHS is dated 1989, but there is no record of this anime ever existing during that year.
Input: One VHS tape.
Setting: Fine
Output: A sculpture of the Dragon Ball Z character Vegeta made out of a VHS tape. Anyone within 1.5 meters of the sculpture will begin to talk like the character for the next 10 minutes. After the result's destruction, the effect stopped.
Input: One brass mechanical clock
Setting: Rough
Output: One large copper cube, one smaller zinc cube and a pile of glass shards
Input: Output of previous test, blueprint
Setting: Fine
Output: The inputted blueprint and a copy of the blueprint with the paper replaced with copper, and raised zinc lettering. There is a layer of glass on the back.
Input: All 60 cards.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same 60 cards, sorted in order by color, card type, mana cost, and name.
Input: All 60 cards.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same 60 cards, shuffled.
Input: All 60 cards.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 60-card deck of blank cards with matching fronts and backs. Both sides of the cards are now a red-and-white kaleidoscope of gears with the SCP Foundation seal in the center, mirrored to create a completely symmetrical design. A minor anomalous property has been noted where shuffling the cards induces a mildly euphoric state; the effect gradually wears off over a course of 38 to 45 seconds, leaving the user in a much more relaxed state than before. After the effect wears off, the anomalous property is replaced with one where the gears printed on the card can be seen to slowly rotate for a period of 4 hours; the cards return to their previous state at this time.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: 1:1
Output: A large imitation snowflake made from same materials of the snow globe
Input: One snow globe
Setting: Fine
Output: One snow globe that constantly circulates the glycerin snow as though it were being constantly shaken despite no outside agitation. It appears to be unbreakable.
Input: All above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A very small mechanical I/O kit, designed to fit into an unknown machine. The kit uses gears to transfer kinetic energy, a set of movable pins for data, and several thin plastic filaments to convey audio.
Input: One lava lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same lava lamp as before. When plugged in, the mercury and the liquid inside reached a boiling point, the bulb burst however, before the liquid could shatter the glass. Result disposed of appropriately.
Input: One plasma lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plasma ball lamp. When plugged in, the plasma ball caused a black out on site. Due to draining all the power. Result was unplugged, and lit up afterwards. Result has stayed on, and remains active. When D-51215 attempted to pick up the result, after it had been unplugged, he suffered an electrical shock. Which he compared to having the same impact of a taser. Result was lifted with rubber gloves and incinerated.
Input: One water bubble lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: The fish inside the lamp have been melted and fused together into a multicoloured segmented eel. Colours match the fish that were previously in the lamp before. Eel moves up and down the tube, and shows no anomalous properties.
Input: Two lava lamps. One plasma ball lamp. One Water bubble lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: The glass and bases of the two lava lamps have been moulded together to form one large lava lamp. The base of the lamp, contains the plasma ball lamp. The plastic fish appear to have been melted down and blended with the mercury. Small fish made of the mercury swim inside the lamp. When plugged in, the lamp begins to bubble gently, similarly to air pumps, used in commercial fish tanks. An electrical buzz can be heard in the base of the lamp, where the plasma ball is located. Fish inside appear to be sentient and swim in simple circular patterns. Until tiring and sinking down into the mercury in the base of the glass. Where the fish will emerge once more. Fish have reacted to tapping on the glass and have been shown absorbing small blobs of mercury and oxygen bubbles, created inside the lamp.
Input: One iron plate.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One iron plate with a star shape.
Input: One iron plate.
Setting: Fine
Output: One sword, weighing 3kg. The blade has no edges, and the handle is a perfect cylinder.
Input: One iron plate shaped like a heart.
Setting: Very fine
Output: One iron model of a human heart, weighing 3kg. The heart produces a mechanical sound similar to the one SCP-914 makes, with the addition of a sound commonly described as a large hammer hitting metal. This sound wave is produced near 70 times per minute, but can increase up to 120 times per minute depending on who is standing near the object.
Input: Moving stone sphere
Setting: 1:1
Output: A floating regular tetrahedron made of granite. It appears to be attracted to the nearest person, and will fly towards the subject and hover near their head.
Input: The aforementioned items.
Setting: Fine
Output: One pie. Further inspection revealed fragments of both bowls baked into the pie.
Input: Painted iron cubes, dropped in randomly
Setting: Rough
Output: A 6cm3 cube of iron, spots of paint in a line randomly ordered. From left to right: black, white, green, red, purple, yellow.
Input: Small cube of iron
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Miniature paint pot. Anything placed in it gets painted a random color
Input: The 2 tickets
Setting: Fine
Output: One indulgence approximately the mass of the two tickets. The indulgence is signed with Pope Francis's name. No discrepancies can be identified between said signature and an actual sample.
Input: 1 metal spoon
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 metal fork
Input: 1 metal spoon
Setting: Fine
Output: 1 metal spork. Of note, the item has been constructed in a way that it actually works as both a fork and spoon. The tines of the fork are shaped in a sloped manner so that they catch liquid that would other wise fall out of the spoon, and the spoon is shaped in a half pipe with a sloped back, so that there is no curvature which prevents it from tearing food to shreds when pushed in past the tines. Non-anomalous.
Input: 1 metal spoon
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 1 bent metal spoon.
Input: One boomerang.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A boomerang labeled "Loopster". Upon being thrown, the boomerang travels in a complete circle and collides with the thrower on the back of the head.
Input: One kg block of iron
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metal mallard duck. Very fine craftsmanship
Input: One kg block of iron
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One kg of very fine iron dust. No unusual properties.
Input: One kg block of iron
Setting: Very fine
Output: 100 metal ducklings. No seams or welds anywhere. They float on water, but this is due to having a large amount of air inside them. No unusual properties
Input: One kg block of iron
Setting: Very fine
Output: Approximately 100 meters of very fine 28 gauge wire. Normal electrical conductance.
Input: One kg block of iron
Setting: Very fine
Output: Ten pads of very fine, 200, grit sandpaper made of iron
Input: 1 container.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 25 liter container of "landfill lime" multi-surface sanitizer/cleaner, now green in color and smelling like rotting garbage.
Input: 1 container
Setting: 1:1
Output: 2 2.5-gallon containers of "agricultural yellow" sanitizer/cleaner, now yellow in color and smelling like fertilizer.
Input: 1 container
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic, pump-action water rifle with a 25 liter capacity, filled with the "industrial purple" solution. Pumping the handle shoots a spray of roughly 207ml of fluid over a distance of less than 2 meters.