7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One plastic figurine of Nathan
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small plastic disk with radial engravings dividing it into 8 sectors. Human subjects visually observing the object report a heightened urge to rub their face against the nearest wall.
Input: One plastic figurine of Kiwi
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually similar figurine, but with much more detail. Despite keeping the stylized appearance, each strand of hair is individually depicted and no manufacturing imperfections are visible. Furthermore, visually observing the object will cause human subjects to hallucinate the scent of various fruits.
Input: One plastic figurine of Kiwi
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate figurine of Kiwi, holding what appears to be a miniature Glock 19 handgun. The object is capable of firing small plastic "bullets" which are capable of penetrating human skin. Upon opening the output booth, the figurine autonomously exited the booth and began to shoot its gun in arbitrary directions while making various 'angry' poses.
Input: One plastic figurine of Plinky Gumn
Setting: Fine
Output: A figurine of Pac-Man from the eponymous video game franchise.
Input: One plastic figurine of Plinky Gumn
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic model of what appears to be a single large popcorn kernel. Human subjects visually observing the object report a strong urge to utter the word "corn". Subjects who have not uttered the word "corn" within approximately 5 hours after visually observing the object will suddenly materialize an entire corncob within their stomach.
Input: One plastic figurine of Adrian
Setting: Fine
Output: A narrow cylindrical rod similar in appearance to a magician's wand. Shaking the object in a certain direction while holding one end will cause the other end to emit various extremely hot colorful sparks from an unknown source.
Input: One plastic figurine of Adrian
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA LOST]
Input: One Nintendo Switch cartridge of the game Pokémon Sword
Setting: Fine
Output: A modified cartridge. While the game is largely similar, the player character will automatically change in appearance along with the team of Pokémon when different people play the game. During gameplay, it is not possible to box members of the team. New Pokémon can be caught, but they cannot be retrieved from the PC. Trading and breeding are similarly not possible, and the player will not receive a starter at the beginning of the game.
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of 21 dots and 20 numbers, and a plastic sphere
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: 1:1
Output: One eleven-sided dice and one fifteen-sided dice
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small vertical roulette wheel device with its wheel divided into eight sectors. Each sector is labeled with a number.
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: Fine
Output: A large shape-shifting dice that, when thrown, has an approximately 10 in 13 chance to land as a twenty-sided dice and an approximately 3 in 13 chance to land as a six-sided dice.
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: Fine
Output: A small rectangular device with a button. When the button is pressed, the flat surface of the device will form extrusions in the shape of seven-segment display, showing a random number between 1 and 20 and a random number between 1 and 6. A loud shrieking noise is emitted from the device during this process. The numbers last for approximately 10 minutes, or until the button is pressed again.
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large 26-sided dice labeled with numbers from 0 to 25. The result of throwing the dice seems to anomalously follow a binomial distribution with n=25 and p=0.5.
Input: One six-sided dice, one twenty-sided dice
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A thin plastic cylinder, with the words "THE BEST DICE IN EXISTENCE" engraved onto its side. Tossing the object onto a hard surface will cause it to loudly vocalize the word "Ow!" followed by a random number between 1 and 20 in a high-pitched voice. There is a small chance that this will be followed by the phrase "Stop throwing me!".
Input: One jawbreaker candy, one blender blade
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small knife made of flavored sugar, and one small metal sphere
Input: One jawbreaker candy, one blender blade
Setting: Fine
Output: A spinning top made of sugar and metal. It is anomalously able to keep itself spinning indefinitely once manually started.
Input: One jawbreaker candy, one blender blade
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large blender blade made of sugar, able to easily cut through soft materials. Any solid surface the blade has cut through will become anomalously 'flavored', with human subjects reporting various fruity tastes despite no flavoring substances being present. Effect wears off after 15 minutes.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A snow globe, detached from the base. The base is severely dented and has been roughly cut into three pieces. Shaking the snow globe causes precipitation to fall from the sky in a 1.5-m radius around the globe. Once the globe is no longer actively being shaken, the precipitation ceases.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: Fine
Output: A sphere of glass filled with water, an unchanged base, and a pile of glitter. Heat is slowly transferred to the glitter from any surface the glitter is in direct contact with. Shaking the sphere of glass causes the water contained within to slowly freeze. Once the sphere is no longer being shaken, the contents quickly melt. The base shows no anomalous properties.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two small snow globes. One snow globe contains a model of a tropical beach, while the other contains a model of several carolers singing in front of a large snowman.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: Coarse
Output: A glass of water, a pile of glitter, and a cube of plastic. The plastic slowly cools anything within a 2-cm radius by up to 1 degree in total. Objects within this radius are also affected by an anomalous property that causes them to no longer absorb heat from their surroundings. The glass of water has the same effect, but heats objects instead of cooling them. Adding the glitter to the water caused it to stop exhibiting anomalous properties until the glitter was removed.
Input: One snow globe
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of glass and plastic shards. Glitter and water was dispersed throughout the output booth.
Input: One block of rosin
Setting: 1:1
Output: A clump of woven fiber attached to a thin plate of rosin
Input: One block of rosin
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small bow made of rosin with cloth in place of the bow hair.
Input: One block of rosin
Setting: Fine
Output: A detailed rosin sculpture of a pine tree, on a felt pedestal
Input: One block of rosin
Setting: Fine
Output: Seven arrowheads made of rosin, and a long piece of string
Input: One block of rosin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small animate rosin statue of a stylized elephant, standing on a piece of cloth. The statue left the output booth and began running around Researcher Belopaku before collapsing into a pile of rubble.
Input: One copy of Othello
Setting: 1:1
Output: One altered board game, the lettering on the box indicating it to be titled Othelloreo. All the pieces have been modified so that they are layered black-white-black, rendering the game unplayable since they are now black on both sides.
Input: One copy of Othello
Setting: 1:1
Output: One altered board game, the lettering on the box indicating it to be titled Hamlet. Notably, the rules for the game state that one side must take a minimum of fifteen minutes debating and agonizing over their decision before making a move, and that all parties lose regardless of the outcome.
Input: One copy of Othello
Setting: Fine
Output: One game board, two enlarged Othello game pieces. Testing reveals that when both of the pieces are placed on a flat surface, anything in between them is vertically flipped. Anomalous property was discovered when testing D-Class placed both pieces on each side of himself and was promptly overturned.
Input: One shotgun and one USB drive containing Escape From Tarkov
Setting: Fine
Output: One KS23 with the USB drive integrated into the receiver. Further testing showed that when firing the shotgun, the user unconsciously aims at their own leg.
Input: One tank model and one USB drive containing War Thunder
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One modified remote-control model of an M1A2 main battle tank, with the USB drive used to modify the components used to receive movement commands. Upon the opening of the output booth, the tank drove towards JR Zevezda. It was soon discovered that the tank was draining funds from JR Zevezda's bank account at a rate of $16/hour and sending them to the bank account of Gaijin Entertainment, the publishers of War Thunder. It is theorized that this was done by way of the modified movement command receiver. The transfer of money ceased after incineration.
Input: One copy of Megillah Esther
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the Book of Ruth
Input: One grogger
Setting: Fine
Output: One grogger that activates with mention of any form of dessert food within a four meter radius. When activated, the grogger makes a loud ringing sound that produces feelings of disgust.
Input: One acoustic guitar
Setting: Rough
Output: Several piles of crushed Sitka spruce (Picea sitchensis) and Brazilian rosewood (Dalbergia nigra) fragments, a small pile of steel wire fragments of varying length and thickness.
Input: One acoustic guitar
Setting: Coarse
Output: An acoustic guitar with the strings removed, six coiled steel guitar strings.
Input: One acoustic guitar
Setting: 1:1
Output: An acoustic guitar manufactured by Taylor Guitars.
Input: One acoustic guitar
Setting: Fine
Output: A small hammered dulcimer, a pair of small wooden mallets. When the mallets are held, the person holding them is anomalously able to play the instrument at an intermediate level, even if they have never played a hammered dulcimer previously.
Input: One acoustic guitar
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An acoustic guitar of unknown manufacture. Markings on the headstock do not correlate to any known language or maker's mark. When played, the item eminates a strong antimemetic field around the player, rendering them unnoticed by those not on a regimen of Class-W mnestics. Any sounds made by the instrument are also subject to this antimemetic effect. The field dissipates almost immediately upon interruption of play.
Input: One Hidden Blade
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Hidden Blade similar to the one appearing in Assassin's Creed, the first game of the series, which features a slightly different design.
Input: One Hidden Blade
Setting: Fine
Output: One Hidden Blade similar to the one appearing in Assassin's Creed III, more complex than the previous ones, being a knife that comes out and rotates to get in the user's hand. However, this copy was sharper and harder to handle, and a tester lost two fingers while using it.
Input: One Hidden Blade
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One fully operational rope launcher actioned by an internal spring system, externally similar to the one appearing in Assassin's Creed: Syndicate, another game of the series. However, the rope, measuring only 10 m, was too thin to hold a human body and broke soon after the beginning of the testing.
Input: One trash bin, two bottle caps
Setting: 1:1
Output: A large plastic hat with the appearance of a straw hat, and two small metal models of a plastic bag full of trash
Input: One trash bin, two bottle caps
Setting: Fine
Output: A large opaque plastic bottle with the appearance of a glass bottle, with a large metal cap. The bottle is empty, but human subjects will be led to hallucinate that the bottle is filled with various articles of trash when observing the inside of the object from the mouth of the bottle.
Input: One trash bin, two bottle caps
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unchanged bin, with the unchanged bottlecaps attached to each side of the lid. The object appears to be animate and capable of speech. It vocalizes from an unknown source inside its body, but its lid moves up and down when it speaks, mimicking the movements of a mouth. It declared itself to be a ''trash monster'' and threatened to devour Hammond despite being stationary and harmless, which it vehemently denied. Put into soundproof container, and became inert after 2 hours.
Input: One rubber duck
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded plastic, scattered in the shape of a duck
Input: Two rubber ducks
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two sharks made of rubber
Input: Two rubber ducks
Setting: Fine
Output: One rubber chicken which automatically makes sounds upon retrieval.
Input: One outputted rubber shark
Setting: Fine
Output: The same rubber shark, but capable of autonomous motion. During testing it was observed that rubber had shed off from the rubber shark, resulting in its neutralization within fifteen hours of production.
Input: One complete set of ATLA
Setting: Rough
Output: Smashed and burnt plastic shards
Input: One complete set of ATLA
Setting: Coarse
Output: One copy of the 2010 film The Last Airbender, eight blank Blu-rays
Input: One complete set of ATLA
Setting: 1:1
Output: One complete set of The Legend of Korra
Input: One complete set of ATLA
Setting: Fine
Output: A blue plastic tablet with a cognitohazardous symbol written on it that causes viewers to believe they can "bend" one of the classical elements by telekinetically controlling it or, in the case of fire, spontaneously generating it for approximately five hours, with no discovered way to halt its effects. Which element is assigned appears to be connected to the viewer's personality. Incinerated.
Input: One complete set of ATLA
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A twenty-seven centimetre tall replica of series protagonist Aang, with eyes and tattoos marked in the reflective material on the bottom of the disc. When picked up by D-80764, output became animate and attacked with various forms of "bending", including spontaneous fire generation, apparent geokinesis and hydrokinesis, and wind generation. Subdued and smashed by security personnel after causing heavy damage to test chamber. D-80764 and Junior Researcher Elwin sent to medical bay for second-degree burns and a broken forearm, respectively. Remains incinerated.
Input: One bottle of the perfume Avril Lavigne Forbidden Rose
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of the perfume Avril Lavigne Black Star
Input: One bottle of the perfume Avril Lavigne Forbidden Rose
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of the perfume Avril Lavigne Forbidden Rose. The perfume had a considerably more powerful smell but dissipated very quickly in turn.
Input: One bottle of the perfume Avril Lavigne Forbidden Rose
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A bottle with a similar appearance. When applying the perfume to a D-Class, the D-Class showed notable changes in their behavior, acting like a stereotypical ''emo'' teenager, adopting a sulking and negative demeanor, who was unable to stop singing the song ''Sk8er Boi'' by Avril Lavigne.
Input: One black flag
Setting: 1:1
Output: One thinner aluminum pole a meter in length attached to a vaguely triangular flag two meters in length, with aluminum threads woven into the fabric. The flag is patterned with gears.
Input: One blue flag
Setting: Fine
Output: One flag identical to input, but floating in midair. Testing reveals that it maintains its position until moved by a force other than gravity.
Input: One red flag
Setting: Fine
Output: One autonomously spinning flag that constantly performs a simple color guard routine while anomalously levitating about a meter off the ground. When security forces attempted to grab it, it continued attempting to spin until it was forcibly shoved into the incinerator.
Input: One collection of DVDs
Setting: Fine
Output: One collection of DVDs with anomalous storage capacities. DVDs contain security footage of all security cameras of Site-19 Facility 23 every May 4th since 1978. Every human that appears on screen is replaced by a Star Wars character. Bonuses include an exhaustive and in-depth technical "making-of" video presented by Site Director Hackett and a teaser for "A Brand New Saga, coming September 14th".
Input: One desk lamp
Setting: 1:1
Output: One desk heater. Inner circuits have been redirected to produce maximal heat output while conserving the same power input as inputted lamp. However, testing has shown it is completely unpractical, as the heat output is so high that every standard issue ink evaporates after a few minutes of exposure.
Input: One desk lamp
Setting: Fine
Output: A 99% efficient lamp. The filament appears to have been anomalously modified to reduce heat emissions to a minimum and maximize light output. However, disassembly of the light bulb to study the filament appears to have permanently neutralized its anomalous capabilities.
Input: One desk lamp
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged desk lamp. However, turning it on drastically affects light conditions in the space it is turned on in. When turned on, it appears as if every object in the room is shined on from every angle, rendering a perfectly uniform lighting. Due to these conditions, it is impossible for the brain to correctly process distances.
Input: One Samsung Family Hub Smart Fridge
Setting: Fine
Output: One Samsung Family Hub Smart Fridge. The refrigerator possesses a rudimentary AI assistant, similar to SIRI or BIXBY. Said assistant hacked into the nearest smart device (in this case, Dr. Veritas' mobile phone) and started producing text messages demanding to be filled with foodstuffs and to input the expiration date of all of them. When these messages were not answered, the refrigerator opened and attempted to cool the testing chamber below 0°C, threatening to ''freeze the lot of you to death''. It was unable to do so, since the performance of the refrigerator was not upgraded in any way. Anomalous properties did not recur after the refrigerator was unplugged.
Input: One Samsung Add-Wash washing machine
Setting: Fine
Output: One Samsung Add-Wash washing machine. The washing machine is autonomous, and attempts to locomote towards the closest article of clothing it deems dirty. However, the washing machine lacks any wheels, and instead opts to roll over multiple times to access the testing entrance, which quickly destroyed its internal structure.
Input: One Samsung Smart TV (Q-LED series)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Samsung Smart TV (Q-LED series). When turned on, the D-Class personnel directed to observe the output promptly burst into tears and described that he could see colours that never existed before, shapes that were impossible, and images that made him feel like he was under the influence of narcotics. The television showed noticeable signs of strain after a few minutes of broadcasting, started to produce blue smoke a minute later, and burned out completely a few seconds after. The D-Class collapsed, after which he was retrieved and recovered fully. The TV remained inert and was destroyed. The D-Class, upon regaining consciousness, described seeing a scenario where J.R. Perry would usurp Dr. Veritas' position of Director of Research by means of coup, but could not provide any further details.
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: Coarse
Output: One metal sphere and one plastic sphere
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: 1:1
Output: A flat head screwdriver with the handle previously belonging to the Phillips head screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver head attached by the neck to the body of the action figure, and the original flat head screwdriver's handle attached to a plastic model of Captain Janeway's head
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: 1:1
Output: A large plastic and metal object of an unidentified design. The phrase "Federation Standard Drive-screwer" is printed on its side. No such device is featured in any form of Star Trek media.
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two similarly shaped plastic and metal action figures in the shape of anthropomorphic screwdrivers, and one small plastic tool of unknown purpose
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: Fine
Output: A large action figure of what appears to be Captain Janeway with multiple decorative metal sections inserted into the length of her limbs, resulting in an unnatural elongated appearance. When it comes in contact with a human subject, the object will emit a sound resembling a voice speaking the words "Robot Janeway" via unknown means.
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, red plastic box with the words "Make Your Own Pop Culture Reference DIY Kit" printed onto the front. The box contains a small metal object in the shape of an arrow symbol. Subjects holding the metal object will temporarily be led to believe that anything the arrow is pointing at is a reference to popular culture.
Input: One flat head screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver, one action figure
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A very detailed model of the starship Voyager from the same TV series. Further inspection has revealed that the model depicts a full interior, and contains a single very small animate plastic figurine of Captain Janeway. Initially, the figurine was observed to be in a state of panic, and could be seen wandering around the halls of the miniature ship as if searching for something. After a few hours, the figurine was observed mostly in the captain's ready room, sitting in the chair and attempting to activate any of the nonfunctional electronic devices within. After about fourteen more hours of wandering around the interior of the miniature ship, the figurine eventually ceased movement.
Input: One paper, one pencil
Setting: Rough
Output: Pencil was broken into several pieces and a cloud of toxic dust evacuated the booth shortly after it opened.
Input: One paper, one pencil
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several strips of wood, laid on top of a paper covered in graphite. Upon gazing at the pieces, the person will exhibit a subconscious desire to describe the creation of the pencil from beginning to end.
Input: One paper, one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: One composition paper, two golf pencils, one small eraser.
Input: One paper, one pencil
Setting: Fine
Output: A pencil that is always sharpened. Studies have shown that this is taken in a literal sense, as removing all graphite from the body will result in the eraser becoming pointed.
Input: One paper, one pencil
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A wooden object built like a pen. When the clicker is pressed, all the graphite inside is expelled onto the user. The smudges caused by wiping the graphite are anomalously hard to clean off, resulting in most objects being smeared over permanently.
Input: One iPhone 4S
Setting: Coarse
Output: Multiple cubes of various materials including metal, plastic, and glass.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into multiple cubes of various materials
Setting: 1:1
Output: A different arrangement of cubes now containing multiple materials in each cube.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting into multiple spheres of various materials
Setting: Fine
Output: A small humanoid figure resembling a stylized muscular man, assembled from various spheres of the original input.
Input: An iPhone 4S disassembled using SCP-914's Coarse setting cleanly into its component parts
Setting: Fine
Output: Multiple small gears and mechanical parts made from different materials, and a small metal plate with the words "The 914 Collection" engraved onto its face. Notably, most of the individual objects resemble a major visible component of SCP-914 when seen from the front.