7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One tomato, visually identical to the SCP-504 specimen that was inputted. An audio recorder was used to play a joke within range of the specimen ("When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!"). No anomalous properties observed until after the specimen was retrieved from the output chamber, upon which it was discovered that the tomato now possessed a memetic property where any individual who makes physical contact with the specimen will begin to compulsively recite "dad jokes", puns, and other attempts at low-quality humor. This effect was noted to last for as long as the individual maintained physical contact with the tomato, and persisted for approximately three hours afterwards. Output incinerated.
Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: Coarse
Output: A stack of tomato slices, a small pile of tomato seeds, a puddle of tomato juice, and a small pile of assorted dried plant material. An audio recorder was used to play a joke within range of the remains ("Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it is two-tired!"). Tomato seeds were clocked at 100kmh-1, tomato slices were clocked at 70kmh-1. Review of video footage revealed the reaction time of the SCP-504 remains to be noticeably slower and more "sluggish" compared to a regular specimen.
Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: Rough
Output: One tomato, heavily mashed, pulped, and cut up. An audio recorder was used to play a joke within range of the remains ("What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!"). No anomalous properties observed.
Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: Fine
Output: One tomato, visually identical to the SCP-504 input. At the direction of Dr. Nightingale, testing to see if anomalous properties were still present was done off-site. An audio recorder was used to broadcast a joke within range of the specimen ("What do you call an alligator that’s eaten a GPS? A navigator!"). Observations via thermal cameras noted an unusual buildup in heat from within the SCP-504 specimen in the approximately twenty seconds leading up to the activation of its anomalous properties. Top speed was clocked at [REDACTED]. The resulting explosion and debris cloud was reported to authorities as a faulty drug disposal operation.
Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One lemon, in the shape of a standard-issue Russian RGD-5 hand grenade. The stem and leaves of the lemon had been re-shaped into the equivalent of the grenade’s “pin”. Testing was moved to a separate secure container. Shortly after being activated, the lemon spontaneously combusted, bursting a shower of lemon juice outwards that immediately caught fire. Testing showed the juice to have a higher acidity level than usual.
Input: One gramophone, one USB drive, both vinyls
Setting: Fine
Output: A gramophone with a switch made out of the USB drive's parts and a single vinyl made by the two inputted vinyls, permanently attached to the gramophone. If the gramophone is played while the switch is in its "On" state, it plays songs from both albums as covered by Technician Akchote. If the switch is in its "Off" state, the normal versions of the songs are played.
Input: One birthday cake
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate cake with spider-like appendages that proceeded to run towards Intern Lunar, who was performing this part of the test. Output terminated by a high speed collision with ''Jeff the Mug Cat''. Remains incinerated.
Input: One pair of ice skates
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of ice skates that anomalously convert water vapor from the surrounding air into ice beneath the blades. This tends to cause the skates to freeze to the floor.
Input: One birthday card
Setting: 1:1
Output: One birthday card reading "Hapy Bith Dai Ms. Fal!!!!!! [sic] - Sined Inten James, 11", written in childish handwriting.
Input: “Wings of Fire” composite book
Setting: Fine
Output: A single book, titled "Welcome to Pyrrhia". Every page contains the number of a chapter in the original book and a cognitohazard causing the viewer to witness the actions depicted in this chapter as a secondary character. The last page contains an interactive map of Pyrrhia, which is the setting of the book.
Input: One balloon
Setting: Fine
Output: One smaller balloon with the same text written on it. When the assigned D-class was instructed to take the balloon out of the output booth, they released it. The balloon then proceeded to float up to the top of the research cell and pop. Upon popping, “Happy Birthday!” could be heard coming from the balloon through anomalous means. Confetti was also released by the balloon as it popped. On further inspection, the confetti was made from the same latex.
Input: One ballerina music box, one photo of JR Falstaff
Setting: Fine
Output: One smaller music box. Ballerina has been replaced with a model of JR Falstaff and a model of a cake. Music box plays a rendition of "Happy Birthday To You" in guitar.
Input: One notebook, one pencil.
Setting: Fine
Output: A notebook that contains 40 drawings featuring various fictional characters saying "Happy birthday!". Of note is that all featured characters have names that could be formed from JR Falstaff's full name and occupation (Junior Researcher Anna Falstaff). The pencil is considerably shorter.
Input: One origami crane
Setting: 1:1
Output: One blank card shaped like a heart
Input: One drawing of JR Falstaff
Setting: Fine
Output: One detailed drawing depicting JR Falstaff and JR Boneka playing on a beach
Input: Two stuffed animals
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two stuffed dolls resembling JR Boneka and JR Falstaff, stitched together at the hands.
Input: One bottle of bleach
Setting: Rough
Output: A hazy yellow gas and torn plastic scraps, scattered throughout the Output booth.
Input: One bottle of bleach
Setting: 1:1
Output: A medium-sized pile of salt, and a plastic bottle containing low-pressure oxygen.
Input: One bottle of bleach
Setting: Fine
Output: One block of compressed material. The block is extremely dense, and when rubbed on a cloth-like material it removes stains or coloration without losing any mass. No sign of plastic bottle, assumed to be part of the output.
Input: One note from JR Madden
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same note, but with the letters rearranged into alphabetical order
Input: One copy of MAD - The Golden Treasury Of Trash
Setting: 1:1
Output: A collection of articles from the former comedy magazine CRACKED, each being a counterpart to the articles in the MAD collection. Articles in the original MAD collection about subjects made after the discontinuation of the CRACKED magazine are replaced with articles from the modern counterpart CRACKED.com. Each article also contains a foreword from former contributor Daniel O'Brien.
Input: One copy of MAD - The Golden Treasury Of Trash
Setting: Fine
Output: A collection of non-existent MAD magazine articles centered around the topic of anomalous objects, GOIs, and the Foundation itself. Articles of note are as follows:
Input: One copy of MAD - The Golden Treasury Of Trash, one blank DVD
Setting: Fine
Output: One DVD, titled "Reality Street: The First 3 Seasons", a possible reference to the parody of "Sesame Street" in the MAD collection. There are no special features on the disc, and the DVD case is made out of the same materials as the inputted MAD collection. Of note is the resemblance of the human actors on the DVD to their real life counterparts in Sesame Street. The show focuses on political and cultural issues of the early 1970s in an attempt to educate the viewer on said issues. The episode that most resembles the original parody is the the last episode of season one, with the beginning of season 2 being centered around the reconstruction of the title's Reality Street.
Input: One copy of MAD - The Golden Treasury Of Trash
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paperback copy of the 2004 version of The MAD Bathroom Companion: The Mother Load that is published entirely in Gaelic. It appears significantly smaller than the normal hardcover version of the book, claiming on the cover to be a "pòcaich leabhar", or pocket book. This edition includes the MAD parody of The Godfather, despite it not being in the original paperback or hardcover edition of The MAD Bathroom Companion. The object has the anomalous property of being able to contain all 864 pages of the original, plus the Godfather parody, while still being able to fit into the pocket of a regular pair of trousers as well as remaining anomalously legible, despite the ridiculously small text size. Contained in Anomalous Storage.
Input: Above item
Setting: Fine
Output: An anomalously animate painting titled The Deaths of Veritas. Once in visual range of any researcher personnel situated in Facility 19-23, the painting will change to depict a scenario where an output of SCP-914 leads to the death of Dr. Veritas. Once direct line of sight is broken, the painting would cease to be animate until viewed again. So far, 348 scenarios have been depicted on the painting.
Input: One photograph of a ficus in the site cafeteria
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photograph of a small potted palm tree, identified as Chamaerops humilis. The background is identical to the original photograph.
Input: One photograph of a ficus in the site cafeteria
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photograph of a small potted evergreen, identified as Juniperus rigida. The tree is decorated with what appears to be tinsel. The background is identical to the original photograph.
Input: One photograph of a ficus in the site cafeteria
Setting: Fine
Output: A folded origami ficus, retaining the same colors as the subject of the original photograph. The inks appear to have been moved to accommodate this, deforming the original photograph.
Input: One photograph of D-111462
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photograph of a man in a D-Class uniform - the ID numbers on the uniform have been patched over with a piece of cloth. The subject of the output appears to be the same age and race as D-111462, and appears to possess genetic similarities as well. No one matching his description is recorded as working for the Foundation or is known to be related to D-111462.
Input: One photograph of D-111462
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photograph of an elderly woman in a D-Class uniform - the ID numbers have once again been patched over. The subject appears to be the same race and sex as D-111462, and like the previous output, appears to possess genetic similarities. D-111462 has confirmed that the output depicts her deceased maternal grandmother - there is no record of D-111462's grandmother being in the employ of the Foundation.
Input: One photograph of D-111462
Setting: Fine
Output: One photograph of D-111462, seemingly increased in definition and embossed to provide texture. As a result, the photograph is slightly smaller than the input. D-111462 is also now smiling in the new photograph.
Input: One each of aforementioned items
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami tiger’s head with an origami human arm in its jaws. Mass equal to paper input.
Input: One each of aforementioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of “Here Kitty Kitty” by the Clinton Johnson band on a paper record
Input: One card and one spoon
Setting: Fine
Output: One card with a thin plastic frame. Testing revealed it could absorb 5 times its own weight but would only soak up liquids more at least 1.4 times viscous than water.
Input: One card and one spoon
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One card with a plastic cover. Has the memetic effect of making anyone exposed to it seek out soup for the next 5 hours. Note that the effect does not force exposed personnel to actually eat it. Effect is not affected by amnestics.
Input: One carpet
Setting: 1:1
Output: A carpet, of a different pattern.
Input: One carpet
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged carpet. It was discovered that the carpet is able to levitate 0.5cm off of the ground with up to 1kg on top of it.
Input: One carpet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unchanged carpet. A carpet with a cognitohazard causing those who view it to feel a compulsion to walk onto the carpet and then feel as if they are sinking into the carpet, and subjects often showed extreme distress, often screaming that they're drowning.
Input: One blank CD-RW
Setting: Coarse
Output: A blank CD-ROM
Input: One blank CD-RW
Setting: 1:1
Output: A blank CD-R
Input: One blank CD-RW
Setting: Fine
Output: A DVD, containing the entire New Oxford American Dictionary (Third Edition).
Input: One blank CD-RW
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Identical CD-RW A blank CD-RW, which anomalously resets any computer it is inserted into. Placed into Anomalous Storage.
Input: One introductory note
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper fortune teller with the letters randomly placed in the slots.
Input: One photograph of Researcher Boelli
Setting: Fine
Output: One photograph of Researcher Boelli and a child standing in front of 914
Input: One 'Fallen' CD
Setting: 1:1
Output: One 'Heart of Everything' CD
Input: One 'Fallen' CD
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged CD. One CD which possesses the anomalous property of causing the one holding it to start singing the contents of the CD off-key.
Input: The piece of magnetite
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical piece of magnetite. Preliminary testing with a piece of commercial neodymium magnet shows the magnetite has lost all magnetic properties.
Input: The bottle containing spruce pulp
Setting: Fine
Output: An empty bottle, a cloud of cold water vapour and a white piece of 100gsm paper. Output cleared testing and was given to a fellow researcher for quality evaluation.
Input: A piece of standard 80gsm A4 paper, 50ml bottle of black ink
Setting: Fine
Output: A piece of flat item made out of a paper-plastic composite material with the combined mass of the input. The original black ink disappeared but was expected to be incorporated in some form inside the output. Output discovered to be able to graphically represent thoughts of the closest human being within a 3-m radius. The surface is refreshed at a rate of about 2cm per second, similar to a printer with monochromatic colours. Output incinerated.
Input: The aforementioned glass vial labelled "Precursor"
Setting: Fine
Output: Same glass vial, containing a yellowish-white powder labelled "914 brand Shockpowder". Upon seeing this, R. Marcopus evacuated the room and called in an IED robot to retrieve the output. The vial was retrieved successfully without any incident. It was discovered that the powder would remain inert unless exposed to 91.4nm light and 1.923N of force simultaneously, at which point it will explosively decompose with a strength similar to ordinary gunpowder. The remainder of output kept in shock-proof anomalous storage.
Input: One photograph, one ceramic knife, one Ziploc bag, one scented candle, one calculator
Setting: 1:1
Output: 511 pieces of paper of various shape and size inside a transparent glass sphere, a small ceramic cup filled with molten candle wax, and what appears to be a financial calculator of unknown make.
Input: One photograph, one ceramic knife, one Ziploc bag, one scented candle, one calculator
Setting: Fine
Output: A mechanical device of unknown purpose. The screen of the calculator has been replaced with a large circular translucent screen, displaying various unidentified symbols completely unrelated to the input from the buttons on the calculator. The rim of the circular screen is composed of ceramic with a thick plastic casing around the outside. When the device is pointed at the direction of the American state of Texas, it will release a small amount of vaporized scented candle wax from a compartment on its back. This effect does not occur when the device is inside the political boundaries of Texas.
Input: One photograph, one ceramic knife, one Ziploc bag, one scented candle, one calculator
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large, brown plastic-coated hemispherical object. All attempts to penetrate the outer plastic layer past a depth of a centimeter have failed. When the object is viewed by a human subject, they will initially experience a sensation similar to intense paresthesia localized entirely at their fingertips. After approximately 6 minutes, the subject will start vocalising distress a sound identical to screaming in the subject's voice will be emitted from their oral cavity. The subject is still able to vocalize normally at this stage. Amnesticization will no longer be capable of removing the effect from the subject after 10 minutes. After 1 hour, the subject will spontaneously split down the middle and transmute into two identical large, inanimate teddy bears composed of their own flesh.
Input: Map of the Warsaw Pact
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the Intermarium, dated 1972. Apart from the often-associated nations, the Intermarium depicted on the map included Bulgaria, Georgia, Kalmykia, a Kuban Cossack state, and a western Kazakh state.
Input: Daewoo K5 pistol
Setting: Fine
Output: A Colt Government M1911 pistol. Due to the input material, it is significantly lighter than a normal pistol of its build. When held, a female voice speaking in either English or Korean is heard. Effect ceases once the pistol is more than three meters away from the previous wielder. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One Roomba
Setting: 1:1
Output: One POWERbot robotic vacuum cleaner model as manufactured by Samsung
Input: One Roomba
Setting: Fine
Output: One Roomba that performs the same function, but with the added capability of being able to move on and stay mounted to walls and ceilings through anomalous means. However, it expends its battery much sooner than the standard model.
Input: One Roomba
Setting: Fine
Output: One Roomba with its settings panel replaced by a dial with settings identical to that of SCP-914’s, including Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine. Turning the dial affects how the Roomba behaves. Further tests with the Roomba were performed in test chamber 109-A with deliberately dirtied surfaces.
Input: One leaf.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A green metal folding chair.
Input: One leaf.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small, green metal end table.
Input: One leaf.
Setting: Fine
Output: A green metal drinking fountain. Despite not being connected to any plumbing, pressing the handle on the fountain dispenses clean, cold water. Attempts to bottle the water or use it for any purpose other than drinking will cause it to disappear.
Input: One leaf.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metal sphere with an exclamation mark etched into it.
Input: One of each item listed above
Setting: 1:1
Output: One large rock, composed of what appears to be an unnatural matrix of various minerals derived from the input, with an unchanged licence plate embedded into its side. The glass is assumed to have been replaced with quartz. Non-invasive scanning has determined that a rectangular piece of paper is present inside a cavity in the rock.
Input: One of each item listed above
Setting: Fine
Output: An inanimate stone sculpture of what appears to be a spider with four legs and a hollow tube-shaped head. Its body and legs are made of basalt, its head is composed of metal from the licence plate, and calcite composes multiple patterns on its sides. A long glass cylinder protrudes from the head cavity, topped with a small paper model of a lotus flower. When JR Belopaku initially viewed the item, he was affected with a powerful memetic compulsion to "escape" the room. Amnestics were provided and were proved to be effective at removing this effect. This effect was not present in subsequent viewings of the item.
Input: One of each item listed above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA LOST]
Input: 150ml of water, 50g of sodium, separate.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A glass cup (Water was contained in glass container), containing several ice cubes, and traces of hydrogen gas. There were also traces of Sodium Hydroxide within the chamber.
Input: 150ml of water, 50g of sodium. Sodium was placed in large sealed container with water.
Setting: Fine
Output: A ball approximately one foot in diameter. When analysed, the chemical makeup of the ball was confirmed to be sodium and hydrogen, along with traces of an unknown material.
Input: 50ml of hydrochloric acid. Contained within glass test tube.
Setting: Fine
Output: Several small glass orbs, each containing liquid versions of both hydrogen and chlorine gas. When exposed to room temperature, the liquid within the orbs showed no signs of turning into gaseous forms.
Input: 50ml of hydrochloric acid. Contained on glass plate.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small quadrupedal creature, with transparent skin and musculature. Visible within the creature were several veins of an unknown liquid. The creature reacted with hostility when the output booth opened, and attempted to assault staff by jumping into them. Due to its small size and lack of sharp implements, it was unable to do any damage to personnel. Output dissected and incinerated.
Input: One Sony-brand HD video camcorder. Item was set to record before SCP-914 was activated.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Panasonic-brand HD video Camcorder. Item was noted to still be recording upon retrieval from the output chamber. No anomalous properties observed. Upon review of the SD card’s contents, it was discovered that the memory had been filled to maximum capacity with numerous video files.
Input: One six-sided die
Setting: Rough
Output: A small pile of plastic pulp.
Input: One 25¢ coin
Setting: Rough
Output: A small puddle of molten copper
Input: A deck of playing cards
Setting: Rough
Output: A mass of cardboard pulp, and a puddle of ink.
Input: One six-sided die
Setting: Coarse
Output: A small plastic cube and a small vial of ink made out of plastic.
Input: One 25¢ coin
Setting: Coarse
Output: Twenty-five 1¢ coins. They were notably smaller than standard 1¢ coins, and thus were unusable as a viable currency.
Input: One deck of playing cards, shuffled
Setting: Coarse
Output: Four piles of cards, sorted by color, and a small cardboard box.
Input: One six-sided die
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small twelve-sided die.
Input: One 25¢ coin
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 0.20€ coin, made out of copper. The usual 0.20€ coin is made out of "Nordic Gold".
Input: One deck of playing cards
Setting: 1:1
Output: A tarot deck. It is visibly smaller than an usual tarot deck.
Input: One six-sided die
Setting: Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged die. However, whenever thrown, the dice will show the result wanted by the thrower, including numbers higher than 6.
Input: One 25¢ coin
Setting: Fine
Output: A four-sided coin.
Input: One deck of playing cards.
Setting: Fine
Output: A deck of playing cards. If unobserved, a card will be randomly exchanged with another unobserved card. If only one card is unobserved, no changes are noted.
Input: One six-sided die
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Six one-sided dice. No matter the point of view, it will still appear as one-sided. Whenever thrown, it will land one time out of 6, the remaining times an event will prevent the dice from touching the surface it was intended to land on.
Input: One 25¢ coin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 25¢ coin. Whenever launched, it has a 50% chance of flying towards the sky.
Input: One deck of cards
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A shuffled deck of cards. If observed, it will induce severe psychological distress in viewer, by causing them to "witness every single possible event that could happen" at the exact moment of the viewing.
Input: One hundred gummy bears
Setting: 1:1
Output: One large gummy bear with two hundred eyes and two hundred arms and legs each.
Input: One hundred gummy bears
Setting: Fine
Output: Five hundred and eleven small and animate gummy bears. The gummy bears are capable of assembling into larger bodies and climbing walls. However, they were slow enough to be captured and put into containment shortly after they attempted to exit the output booth.