7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Aforementioned flash drive
Setting: Rough
Output: A flash drive containing a database where every SCP is either Researcher Darby or Researcher Calloway; however, SCP-048's entry is blank
Input: Flash drive containing SCPs
Setting: Coarse
Output: A flash drive containing information about every single SCP Dr. Piedmont has access to except they're all on one text file and there little to no spaces between SCP entries
Input: Flash drive containing SCPs
Setting: 1:1
Output: A flash drive containing information about SCPs that the foundation does not have in containment. The leading theory onto what these SCPs are is that they are SCPs from a different dimension.
Input: Flash drive containing SCPs
Setting: Fine
Output: A flash drive containing every SCP's information.
Input: Flash drive containing SCPs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A flash drive containing a database where every SCP is SCP-914 except for SCP-682, who has been replaced with Researcher Calloway and Researcher Darby. Every test log has been replaced with the 914 test logs except for the 682 termination logs, which have been replaced with every test from 914 where Darby or Calloway have been severely injured. SCP-914's actual entry has been severely edited to include either false or new information that is most likely false about SCP-914.
Input: 1 battery, 1 tire iron, 1 scalpel
Setting: Rough
Output: Melted chunks of plastic and scraps of metal
Input: 1 battery, 1 tire iron, 1 scalpel
Setting: Coarse
Output: 1 plastic lead-lined bowl filled with battery acid. A stack of metal 'straw' with a needle hidden in it.
Input: 1 battery, 1 tire iron, 1 scalpel
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 car battery casing filled with Duracell AA batteries, jumper cables, and a skinning knife.
Input: 1 battery, 1 tire iron, 1 scalpel
Setting: Fine
Output: A car battery with a mechanical arm holding a scalpel attached to the top. There is a button on top of the arm that, when pressed, causes the arm to horizontally orient itself in the direction of the button press and perform a single stab. When multiple people press the button individually, the arm will 'queue' the inputs and attempt to stab in the directions of the order of inputs. Should at any point more than three people queue inputs or all participants press the button simultaneously, the arm will extend fully at its current position and begin rotating clockwise at ████ RPM for ██ seconds.
Input: 1 battery, 1 tire iron, 1 scalpel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metallic telescopic baton with a button on the handle. When the button is pressed, the baton expands and becomes electrified. An anomalous magnetic field forms from the electricity that then creates a 'case' for a currently unknown corrosive substance to fill. This corrosive substance is emitted from small 'pores' on the baton and remains in place regardless of what the baton strikes. Striking a low-density object causes the baton to phase clean through it and cut it like a knife. Striking a high-density object causes the baton to bounce off and leave a small burn/melt mark. The baton can still be used against high-density objects by pressing it up against the object and maintaining contact. This will cause the baton to melt through the object continuously at a rate proportional to the density of said object. It is observed that no corrosive residue is created during contact with an object, and all of the corrosive substance is completely retracted into the device when the button is pressed again. Researching the substance at the moment is virtually impossible.
Input: The 8 meters of rope
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hempen ambush noose. When approached by a human, it lunges at them in an attempt to wrap itself around its neck and strangle them.
Input: The rope.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A hempen chihuahua. The dog lunged at, and bit down on, Prof. Wren's ankle upon approach; it fell to the floor and went inert upon being slashed to pieces. Further testing revealed the rope no longer contained any anomalous properties. Rope incinerated as a precautionary measure.
Input: 1 pair of ice skates
Setting: Rough
Output: Scraps of leather, metal, and plastic
Input: 1 pair of ice skates
Setting: Coarse
Output: Strips of leather and plastic. The skate blades have been split vertically into paper-thin sheets of metal that retains the original shape.
Input: 1 pair of ice skates
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pair of ice skate boots, but the skate blades have been replaced with mini-skis.
Input: 1 pair of ice skates
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of speed skates (ice skates with longer, thinner blades). When worn by a human, the skates produce an anomalous effect where the blades are completely immune to friction. This allows the wearer to 'skate' on almost any kind of floor. However, due to the skates themselves being immune to friction, the wearer must use outside force (pushing on a wall, being pushed, etc.) to start movement. The wearer must also stop themselves using similar methods. Any action that disconnects the skates from the ground will also dissipate all momentum, such as jumping or falling. Attempting to brake using the skates will result in the skates continuing movement in the direction of the wearer's turned feet.
Input: 1 pair of ice skates
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single elongated rod of metal, roughly 1 meter in length and 1 inch in diameter. The rod itself is completely anomalous in the fact that it is entirely immune to friction as if it was in a vacuum. Only when something biological touches the rod, will friction function normally. Once someone lets go of the rod, it will stay perfectly still in the exact position that it was released, even in the air. Should it be spun while released, the rod will remain spinning mid-air until another biological being touches it.
Input: 1 rock
Setting: Rough
Output: Dark-colored sand
Input: 1 rock
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile each of every mineral that composed the original rock.
Input: 1 rock
Setting: Coarse
Output: A spherical mass of a pink-colored silver alloy, one quartz crystal (shape unaltered from original input), leather strips.
Input: 1 rock
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 rock of a different composition of minerals.
Input: 1 rock
Setting: Fine
Output: A spherical stone capable of movement. Stone is apparently attracted to Researcher Cho.
Input: 1 rock
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A non-euclidean rock. Disintegrated immediately after exiting chamber.
Input: 新时代 · 镇南古迹 (The New Era: Relics of Zhennan, first novel in series)
Setting: 1:1
Output: A map of the People's Republic of China from the same universe as the novel, dated 2018, and at a 1:100000 scale.
Input: 新时代 · 汉川往事 (The New Era: Hanchuan Old Times, second novel in series)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paper-mache 1:2 model of protagonist Pan Qu's head.
Input: 新时代 · 颠峰宴 (The New Era: Climax Feast, third novel in series)
Setting: Fine
Output: A black-and-white painting of the scene where Bai Zihe was beheaded by her husband, Cao Zheng. Painting is in the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's The Last Supper.
Input: 新时代 · 星典 (The New Era: Chronicles of the Stars, fourth novel in series)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo in which Gabrielle Guan (關曉彤/关晓彤, one of several real-life celebrities named in the novel; in reality, she is an actress as well) does the Roman Salute in the Tiananmen Square. The photo proceeded to make several shallow cuts on Dr. Cleveland's arms and neck before he was able to capture it. Dr. Cleveland has been sent to the medical bay for treatment of wounds, while the photo has been placed in secure storage.
Input: Output of previous test
Setting: Very fine
Output: A piece of paper, same size as all the pictures, with ink that moves 1 centimeter every 5 minutes.
Input: 5 gallons of OxiClean
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 5 gallons of a liquid called ''ExpliClean'', that when in contact with dirt, explodes immediately. While the explosion damages organic lifeforms, it cleans non-organic materials perfectly without damaging them.
Input: The iPod Touch.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A metal plate with clear plastic coating, matching the size specs of the panel for 914's setting dial. The "settings" listed read "Smash to bits," "Disassemble and sort," "Swap with something else," "Imp█ovemen█s," and "Pl█y Go█ at █ou█ o█n p██il, m████a█." There are no holes for inserting a dial or otherwise connecting it to 914, making it useless as a replacement part.
Input: One note with the words "The more that a person uses SCP-914, the more likely it is that the output of their experiment will be negative" written on it. One pen.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An edited note, on the back side it reads "X ⋅ Theta Prime - 914 = DR". A pen is laid on top of the note. Investigation into the significance and meaning of each symbol is ongoing
Input: One note with the same sentence written on it, one pen.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A piece of paper with the anomalous property of inflicting deep cuts on whoever comes into contact with it. Dr. Piedmont sustained heavy injuries upon picking the paper up, and was sent to the sites medical ward shortly after the test concluded.
Input: One rock
Setting: Fine
Output: An object consisting of two quartz wheels attached to a rectangular stone base. Object is capable of movement, and moves quickly in an apparently random trajectory. It is not presumed to be sentient.
Input: USB
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One generic 4TB USB, with the word "Pogrom" printed on. It contains a program, which if run on any computer using any Linux-based or Linux-derived system, would instantly cause it to shut down permanently by deletion of all critical software components.
Input: A Valentine's themed pencil covered in heart print.
Setting: Rough
Output: Two puddles of red and white paint, a pile of sawdust, a small pile of flakes of eraser, and a small disk of what is confirmed to be graphite.
Input: A pencil designed for St. Patrick's day, designed with four leaf clover print.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A approximately 1/2 centimeter tall, 1 1/2 centimeter wide, and 20 centimeter long slab of wood covered in different greens. Underneath the slab was a thin layer of graphite.
Input: A pencil designed in the pattern of a candy cane.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pencil with a pattern of Santas on it, except the Santas are printed in red and white.
Input: A pencil with print resembling a rocket.
Setting: Fine
Output: a small explosion after viewing security footage it was realized the pencil was upright with the small explosion helping it generate enough lift to go through SCP-914 and go through the walls to be launched into orbit. Pencil was eventually retrieved and found to have no other anomalous properties.
Input: A pencil with several cats printed onto it.
Setting: Very fine.
Output: OwO A compweetwee nwomwal pwencwil UwU. An identical pencil to the original physically, but has the memetic property to make writers write using excessive furry slang without realizing it.
Input: Sphere, Photograph
Setting: Fine
Output: A piece of cloth made of the metal from the sphere and the fibers from the paper. Texture is described as ‘fluffy’.
Output: One wooden knife equal in mass to both chopsticks
Input: One set of wooden chopsticks
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two 'attempted' wooden eating utensils. Each one is half-spoon and half-fork, divided down the middle.
Input: One set of wooden chopsticks
Setting: Very Fine
Input: One water gun, 250ml of good luck
Setting: Fine
Output: One water sniper, it resembles a ████ brand sniper rifle. capable of firing 5 concentrated shots up to 200M away at 20M per second, the vial is used as a lens for the water gun.
Input: One water gun, 250ml of bad luck
Setting: Fine
Output: One water gun. the stream falls to the ground at 2 meters, the vial has been turned into a glass ball inside of 914 that sometimes blocks the pump.
Input: A disc of Michael Jackson's 2001 studio album 'Invincible.'
Setting: Fine
Output: An ICarly box-set titled "I <3 ICarly!"
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded cotton, equal in mass to the shirt.
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A ball of wound cotton strand, equal in mass to the shirt.
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 3 plain white cotton T-shirts, size 3X-Small.
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: Fine
Output: Same shirt, but now with a logo printed on it via lightly-singed cotton. The logo reads "I Survived The Darbypocalypse And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."
Input: 1 shirt.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Input: The note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An origami apple made of the same paper as the note. When viewed by someone with a doctorate degree, they feel an irresistible compulsion to leave the room.
Input: One 5e handbook
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same handbook, but in spanish.
Input: One 5e handbook
Setting: Fine.
Output: A DnD 7e handbook
Input: One 5e handbook
Setting: Very fine
Output: A seemingly markless book, but when touched displays a holographic image of the page being viewed. The edition is 16e.
Input: Aforementioned laptop.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same laptop, with an AI chatbot program installed on it, taking roughly a quarter of the computers storage capacity. The AI identifies itself as Assistant Researcher N.C.E. and has proven to share memories with the individual.
Input: Gas Mask
Setting: Fine
Output: A gas mask that filters out all non-nitrogen based compounds.
Input: Dr. Matism's mask
Setting: 1:1
Output: One horned Japanese Onryo mask.
Input: Each of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: A substance composed of Class-F amnestics and ██████████████. When injected into a Class-D personnel, symptoms of Class-F amnestics were noticed. Soon after, the Class-D believed himself to be a Foundation recruitment poster and attempted to glue himself to a wall.
Input: The oils
Setting: Fine
Output: A small glass trash can with what looks like the oils inside. It also has the anomalous effect of making anyone within a 2-meter radius of the trash can vomit instantly at 3-5 second intervals.
Input: The Empire Strikes Back
Setting: Fine
Output: The same movie, except that all characters are played by humanoid SCPs.
Input: The Turner Diaries, 1978 version
Setting: 1:1
Output: Mein Kampf, 1933 abridged English version.
Input: Ultron Unlimited (Avengers Volume 3 #19-22, 1999)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 1:644000 map of the world as of 2009, showing a reborn Soviet Union (as the Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics) with Riga as the capital, and a Gulf of New Amsterdam replacing much of Manhattan, Hudson County NJ, and Bergen County NJ, with what used to be Cresskill being noted as the deepest point of the Gulf.
Input: The sheets, 20 ounces of ink from the vial.
Setting: Fine
Output: 2 pieces of paper with numerous slices, fold marks, and ink markings on them, appearing to mirror each other. When folded up as per the marks, they produce a pair of intricately detailed kirigami (a form of origami that allows for the paper to be cut) hands. Upon completion, both hands contracted into fists, extended their middle fingers, and produced a "raspberry" sound for 3 seconds before shredding themselves into pieces.
Input: See above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A detonation which dented the output door of SCP-914, flash-blinded the instance of SCP-3199 and P. Renwev, and moderately injured Renwev. After this, water began condensing on the walls of the test chamber. A mangled, burnt combination of paper and metal was found in the output chamber.
Input: 1 sample
Setting: Rough
Output: Peridotite dust
Input: 1 sample
Setting: Coarse
Output: 5 large peridot gemstones, dark-colored sand.
Input: 1 sample
Setting: 1:1
Output: Unaltered sample, reshaped in the shape of an irregular cube.
Input: 1 sample, Note
Setting: Fine
Output: A spherical mass of olivine with dark silicate minerals embedded onto its surface in a regular dodecahedral pattern. The sphere is capable of perception and movement, and mimics the behavior and sounds of a domestic cat (Felis catus).
Input: Nothing
Setting: Very fine
Output: Nothing, 914 stopped for 10 minutes before 'finishing'.
Input: One iron cube
Setting: 1:1
Output: A memetic iron plate that only affects Researcher Festiv once, and has a frowning face engraved on it. Its memetic effect will make the viewer lose significant cognitive capability for the next 10 minutes and make the viewer dizzy.
Input: All of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: One novel titled "Real World Adventures of Cassy Hicks", fifteen shredded A4 papers, one empty bottle.
Input: All of the above
Setting: Fine
Output: One Heavily modified F.A.R.. Appeared to have its gripping arms replaced with tasers, and its solar panels were replaced with a nuclear battery, theorized to increase energy conservation by 40%. Assaulted Dr. Beiderman before being captured by site staff. Dr. Beiderman was admitted to the medical wing for treatment of electrocution and heavy lacerations.
Input: The frisbee
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The frisbee, but the edges are lined with an anomalous glowing material. Testing of this item shows that only Dr. Matism can catch the frisbee. Anyone else who attempts is shattered into a pile of glowing shards approximately 2 cm3 each.
Input: 1 copy.
Setting: Rough.
Output: Finely shredded paper.
Input: 1 copy.
Setting: Coarse.
Output: Strips of paper with one unique measure from the song on each.
Input: 1 copy
Setting: 1:1
Output: Sheet music for 'Maria' from West Side Story.
Input: 1 copy
Setting: Fine
Output: A small wind-up music box shaped like SCP-066. Testing was performed in a soundproofed room with a D-Class wearing military grade hearing protection. Once wound, the song Ave Maria began to play at an extremely low volume. As the song continued to play, the decibel rating was observed to increase by 1dB every time a note played. D-Class was evacuated once this was observed. Decibel ratings were shown to reach their peak at 180dB before dropping back down to a varriable low decibel on the following note. Regardless of how much the box is wound, the entirety of the song is played and always seems to end with the final note ringing at 180dB.
Input: 1 copy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Music note shaped crystalline charms. When held in one's hand and rung, they induce a cognitohazardous effect that causes the holder to mentally hear the last song they heard. The holder becomes completely catatonic for the entire duration of the song and returns to normal once the song ends. Time seems to pass at ten times normal speed for the effected, causing a minute long song to end in mere six seconds real time. There have been no observed negative side effects of the charms.
Input: One standard Foundation side arm.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One standard ██████ brand side arm.
Input: One side arm.
Setting: Fine
Output: A mechanical lock-picking device. While effective against most common key locks, it was ineffective against Foundation locks.
Input: One side arm.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One outwardly unchanged side arm. However, when security personnel picked up the armament, it began firing repeatedly. Security Officer Drey was unable to remove the anomalous firearm from his hand for approximately two minutes, while the weapon continued to fire. During this time he increasingly complained of hunger. When the firearm finished and fell out of his hand, Drey was sent to the infirmary for advanced malnutrition. The weapon was disposed of using standard hazardous object handling equipment.
Input: One side arm.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One standard Foundation side arm, of a variety which ceased production in 2003 due to redundancy.
Input: One side arm.
Setting: Fine
Output: One thermite landmine. When tested outside, the mine failed to detonate properly, due to an improper ratio of metal to metal oxide.
Input: One side arm.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One internally unchanged side arm. The side arm had been adorned with iron spikes reminiscent of Gothic architecture. The pattern of spikes had the memetic effect of causing anyone who approached it to feel a sense of fear and revulsion, directed towards the armament. Safely destroyed.
Input: The brass sphere.
Setting: Fine
Output: A brass polyhedron with 37 sides, each bearing one of 37 unique symbols. No anomalous properties found. Study of symbols pending.
Input: The copper sphere.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 237m spool of copper wire. No anomalous properties found.
Input: The aluminum sphere.
Setting: Fine
Output: An aluminium polyhedron with 8 uneven sides, unmarked. An anomalous property was detected where anyone attempting to describe it would use the British term "aluminium" rather than the American term "aluminium" "aluminium" "aluminium" used to describe the input.
Input: One condenser
Setting: Fine Very Fine (Attending Jr. Guard Romanio was seen on security footage switching the setting to Very Fine)
Output: One condenser, when placed into an air conditioning unit, the air conditioning unit produces cold water instead of cold air by rapidly condensing water vapor present in the atmosphere.
Input: 1 globe
Setting: 1:1
Output: A globe displaying a political map of Mars.
Input: 1 globe
Setting: Fine
Output: A terrestrial globe that can be switched between a political map and a topological map via a switch on its base.
Input: 1 globe
Setting: Very fine
Output: A globe floating above a flat circular base. The globe displays a real-time geopolitical map of the Earth, and can be customized to view a via an anomalous touch-screen interface on one side of the base. It is also capable of displaying maps of a selection of other planets and moons in the Solar System. A second touch-screen interface on the base controls the orientation and rotation speed of the globe. The globe is fixed in position relative to the base, and has resisted attempts to move it. A circular button is present on the bottom of the base that, when pressed, destroys the globe.
Input: One set of wooden chopsticks
Setting: 1:1
Output: One double-length chopstick
Input: One set of wooden chopsticks
Setting: Fine
Output: One set of wooden chopsticks engraved with a light swirl pattern. Objects demonstrate a cognitohazardous effect when viewed which delays their recognition as chopsticks for approximately 15 seconds. This effect is not encountered in photography or video.
Input: One set of wooden chopsticks
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One finely crafted wooden spoon, carved into the shape of a laughing dragon. The following anomalous properties occur when spoon is held - Subject enters a state of seemingly endless hunger, which they will attempt to sate first with all nearby food and then other solids. Subject gains the ability to carve the spoon into solid matter near effortlessly in the pursuit of eating. Subject is able to consume all carved matter without suffering any ill effects. These properties cease as soon as the spoon is removed from their grip. Object incinerated without issue.
Input: One note.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One note reading "Zdravstvuyte, menya zovut Iya Rashlon." (transliterated.) The original message translated into Russian.
Input: One note.
Setting: Fine
Output: A normal note reading "Hello, your name is Ija Rasclon." in an unusual font. The note has the memetic effect of causing anyone who views it for the first time to address themselves as Ija Rasclon for 30 minutes. Subjects remain unaware of this, and fail to recognize that they are sharing a name with Jr. Rasclon, with one subject stating "No, your name is Ija Rasclon, and my name is Ija Rasclon. They're not even similar."
Input: One note.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, animate origami figure of a human. The figure introduced itself as Ija Rasclon, and when told of Jr. Rasclon's name, yelled "Impostor! You die in pain!" The figure then proceeded to attack Jr. Rasclon until it was neutralized by security personnel. Jr. Rasclon suffered no injury, due to the figure's material composition and size.