7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One copy of The Turner Diaries
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 400-page book, titled, What If. The contents are blank. Whenever a person opens the book for more than fifteen seconds, the full content of a random alternate history novel would appear. Said content disappears if left idle for exactly 1978 seconds.
Input: All items above
Setting: Fine
Output: One model flamethrower resembling the Flame Thrower from the game "Team Fortress 2". Has been modified to be a live weapon when a propane canister is inserted into a hollow slot located below the weapon. A pilot light, inextinguishable by all means, burns at the tip of the barrel.
Input: One laser, 0.5kg of steel, one dynamo, one lens
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One sphere-shaped object covered in small glass lenses, with a wind-up key embedded in the bottom. After the key is wound, and the object placed on the ground, the object will begin rotating at over 500 RPM, and emit high powered lasers through the lenses. Vivisected multiple on-site testing D-class and subsequently deactivated. Object placed in storage.
Input: One laser, 0.5kg of steel, one dynamo, one lens
Setting: Very Fine
Output: What appears to be a “Retro-Futuristic Ray-Gun” styled after the steampunk genre. The gun is capable of firing a maximum of 4 high powered beams capable of piercing through a foot of hardened steel, and appears to use a piston style mechanism to recharge. The use of the recharging mechanism requires approximately 400 newtons of force to cycle once (for a single shot). The recoil for one shot was powerful enough to dislocate D-12365's arms. It is for these reasons considered impractical for field use. The object has been transferred to the Weapons Research and Development Department for study.
Input: One H&K UMP45, sans the magazine
Setting: Fine
Output: One H&K MP5A2 submachine gun. Due to the input mass, the output MP5 is slightly lighter than standard by 0.04 kg. It is, however, operable like normal guns of its type.
Input: Magazines
Setting: Fine
Output: 83 replica bullets, all of which are 4.73×33mm caseless ammunition. Three of them launched at WR Markham's choker, and attached to it.
Input: 1 undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Rough
Output: Implant separated into sections. Metal components melted into slag. Electrical components frayed and torn.
Input: 1 undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Coarse
Output: Implant covered in scratches and divots. Metal components match those of a Class 18-X Occular implant. Electrical components severely degraded.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 Ocular implant of unknown make. Metal and electrical components have same overall weight as those of input. It is covered in several markings indicating it as an object of Maxwellist origin.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Fine
Output: One Class 16-R Ocular implant. Several extra components scattered around the booth.
Input: One damaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Very fine
Output: One metallic figurine resembling an emaciated SCP-993. One metallic figurine resembling the Thresher device. One metallic figurine resembling a multiple armed and legged creature covered in strange markings. All non-anomalous.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Rough
Output: A fine powder.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A small pile of molten slag.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A hearing aid. Because of materials used in construction, unsafe to put in the ear. Non-anomalous. Object incinerated.
Input: One undamaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Fine
Output: A strange clockwork object. Continually emitted a ticking sound. Non-anomalous. Object incinerated.
Input: One damaged Class 19-T Ocular implant.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small metallic Sculpture of a human ear. When in contact with bare skin, a subject becomes temporarily deaf. One Gordian knot made out of electrical wires.
Input: The above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A large metal weapon, superficially resembling a hip-mounted turret. The screws are compatible with the samsara standard-issue torso shoulder module. Fires a beam of light. Works in a manner similar to a laser cutter. Non-anomalous, definitely within the Foundations capacity to build.
Input: The above.
Setting: Fine
Output: A puddle of liquid. When D-Class was sent to mop it into a bucket for testing, it attached itself to his face. Testing proved that the D-Class could consciously manipulate his facial features to a degree that could even fool optical scanners. Class-D returned to holding cell. The object eventually melted off of their face and lost all anomalous effects.
Input: Aforementioned item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visually identical, but has the touch and consistency to that of a vinyl record. When played the cap will play the song, “Red Right Hand,” by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. When worn the cap makes the wearer crave a cigarette, and wearing for longer than an hour will give the wearer symptoms of tobacco addiction.
Input: See Above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An altered list of numbers. 184 is placed at the first position, while the original spots for 184, 48, 2439, 2508, 2557, and 3309 are replaced by letters "OBG", "CGG", "CKO", "TSK", "WMDD", and "TDM" respectively. Many other numbers are stricken through, including, but not limited to [REDACTED - 5/914, 5/2000, 5/3455, AND 5/4800 CLEARANCE NEEDED]. The list features signatures by 65 people, all of which are confirmed to be living current or former O5 members and Administrators. Due to a possible security breach, Researcher Boston has been administered three doses of Class-A amnestics.
Input: One empty canvas
Setting: Rough
Output: A block of wood.
Input: One empty canvas
Setting: Coarse
Output: A small wooden signboard
Input: One empty canvas
Setting: 1:1
Output: Item unchanged.
Input: One empty canvas
Setting: Fine
Output: Item now has anomalous properties and has the ability to erase all traces of paint by pressing the "erase" button located on the side of the canvass
Input: One empty canvas
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One cork board
Input: A photo of Research Assistant Walker in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of R. A. Walker as the Mayor of Austin, Texas. The population of Austin, updated every hour, is shown in the lower right-hand corner.
Input: A photo of Dr. Cleveland in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Dr. Cleveland as the quarterback of the Nashville Titans.
Input: A photo of Senior Researcher Vil in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of SR Vil and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte negotiating on operations of MTF teams in the Philippines. A note behind the photo indicated that the ☽☽☽ Initiative accidentally broke the ongoing veiled Masquerade by neutralizing SCP-1427.
Input: A photo of Junior Researcher Grizzly in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of JR Grizzly and several unidentified women fighting a criminal organization based in Salt Lake City, Utah. A Deseret flag is seen in the background. The photo is dated 08/02/2065.
Input: A photo of Researcher Connolly in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Researcher Connolly enjoying a vacation in Hamilton, Ontario.
Input: A photo of Dr. Veritas in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Dr. Veritas as a father to all active researchers except Dr. Beiderman (depicted as his younger brother). Researcher Darby is depicted sitting on Dr. Veritas' shoulders.
Input: One 19-T Sensory implant.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One "Spinal Knot" CI implant.
Input: Above item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Item was visually identical to the input but with the recorded temperature being 37 degrees Celsius (100 degrees Fahrenheit). Subjects who read the transcript for more than 5 mins will experience agitation and frustration towards anyone around them. Subjects who read the entire transcript will experience extreme levels of stress, anger, and confusion and develop an extreme headache. All anomalous symptoms will end 15 mins after reading the transcript.
Input: 1kg of various gears, drive belts, motors and circuit boards
Setting: Coarse
Output: Piles of assorted materials, divided into silicon, plastic, various cubes of pure metals, carbon, ceramic and a small amount of cloth
Input: 1kg of various gears, drive belts, motors and circuit boards
Setting: Fine
Output: One typewriter. The typewriter has a keyboard akin to a computer keyboard, with a number pad and and modifier keys. The keys when used, function identically to their computer counterparts. (Using Ctrl + Z deletes the previous set of words typed via an unknown mechanism, Ctrl + C copies a set of words chosen using the arrow keys, and Ctrl + V inserts the copied words.) Placed into storage.
Input: 1kg of various gears, drive belts, motors and circuit boards
Setting: Fine
Output: One pendulum clock. The face is composed of moving clockwork, powered using a motor and circuit. The pendulum appears to crank a generator, powering the entire mechanism. The pendulum has not visibly slowed down since its creation.
Input: 2kg of various gears, drive belts, motors and circuit boards
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One typewriter, similar in appearance to the one produced previously. Orders typed into the paper with the typewriter have a cognitohazardous effect of making whoever reads it, with the exception of the typer, attempt to follow whatever command is written to the best of their ability. The effect dissipates after the task is completed, or after 30 minutes of failed attempts. The subjects are unaware that anything unusual is happening, and if questioned, will respond as if their actions are a regular occurrence. Object has been transferred to the Memetics and Infohazards Division for study.
Input: One of the above.
Setting: 1:1
Output: [INFOHAZARD REMOVED]
Input: One of the above.
Setting: Fine
Output: An unknown chip, configured for insertion into a computer. Upon testing, discovered to be a "Booster Seat" class internet image filter program. Non-anomalous.
Input: One of the above.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A device with a small trigger. When pressed, all redactions over hazardous text inside documents within a 100 meter radius were erased via anomalous means. Casualty count still being calculated. Estimated in the dozens.
Input: One canister of each color of hair dye
Setting: 1:1
Output: One canister of "914-brand Hair Dye Remover" that causes hair dye to vanish when applied.
Input: One canister of each color of hair dye
Setting: Fine
Output: One canister of "914-brand Rainbow Hair Dye". There are 4 slots on the canister labelled for inputs - red, green, blue, and yellow hair dyes. When all four inputs have the correct color of hair dye within them, the canister will become usable. The hair dye produced anomalously switches colors between the four colors, creating an effect similar to changing the "hue" slider in image-editing software. Said "rainbow" hair dye vanishes after 1 hour, and 1 mL of rainbow hair dye has been shown to correlate to 1 mL each of red, green, blue, and yellow hair dye.
Input: Above item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: After the incident with the last painting tested, D-class personnel was again used for the first viewing. The D-class reported the painting being visually identical and said he felt nothing unusual. No changes for 15 minutes. The D-class was led out of the testing room and was kept under heavy surveillance. After 3 days, it was reported that the D-class, who had been diagnosed with clinical depression 2 weeks prior, seemed much happier and content with his life. Junior Researcher Pines decided then to test the painting on himself and felt no effects until the next day, where he reported feeling extremely satisfied with his life choices and at peace with his current position. Pines has requested to hang this in the personnel breakroom to improve morale.
Input: A photo of Researcher Rasclon in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of three people of the same appearance as R. Rasclon in nightgowns, having a party in Rosarito Beach, Baja California.
Input: A photo of Weapons Researcher Markham in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of WR Markham wearing a biker suit, standing next to a pitch-black motorcycle. Her head, detached, is on her left hand.
Input: A photo of Assistant Researcher King in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of AR King and Dr. King playing billiards in a clubhouse in Newcastle, New South Wales. Near Dr. King is a bottle of apple cider.
Input: A photo of Researcher MacLean in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of SCP-053, Researcher Maclean, and Dr. Kondraki riding SCP-682 in the Elko Mountains of Nevada. Researcher Maclean is visibly terrified, with a single tear coming out of his eye.
Input: A photo of Intern Snevets in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Intern Snevets in a SWAT uniform. Several similarly dressed men are visible. While unclear, the background is confirmed to be in New Orleans.
Input: A photo of Prof. Wren in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: What appears to be an album cover, with the words "Healing Springs" and "Willexia" in a handwriting font. Touching it for more than fifteen seconds causes a cognitohazardous effect where the person stands still for thirty seconds, while the entire thirty-minute album is played.
Input: A photo of Dr. Beiderman in a lab coat
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A photo of Dr. Beiderman having an all-day breakfast while watching sunrise in a high floor apartment in Bellevue, Washington. At the back is a note reading "Stay Young, Stay Simple, Stay Naive", a portmanteau of the Steve Jobs quote "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish", and the Jiang Zemin quote "Too Young, Too Simple, Sometimes Naive".
Input: Map of Southern Arabia, dated 2015 (just before the Yemeni Civil War)
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of Southern Arabia with heavily altered borders. The main differences are as follows:
Input: One DSM-5 copy
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ashes. Remains consistent with that of input.
Input: One DSM-5 copy
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same manual, but with the pages now out of order.
Input: One DSM-5 copy
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of the 56th edition of the Current Medical Diagnostic and Treatment Manual.
Input: One DSM-5 copy
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the DSM-8, dated 2047. The language the text does not correspond to any written languages consistently.
Input: One DSM-5 copy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: it was sealed away it was lost it was forgotten someone please kill me before it does A large pile of ash. On top of the ash is a single 8.5x11 page, bearing a Rorschach inkblot. Produces a cognitohazardous effect causing the viewer to perceive their deepest psychological fear, even if the viewer is not consciously aware of said fear.
Input: One bust
Setting: Coarse
Output: A bust of Leonardo Decaprio taken from the 1996 film ''Romeo, and Juliet''. With the inscription at the bottom stating, ''The greats must start at the bottom''. The the bust is now on Junior Researchers Pines' desk in his office.
Input: One bust
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A bust of Christopher Marlow, sculpted wearing Shakespeare's clothes. The description was written in unknown symbols and characters which after around 5 seconds of viewing, will transform into the viewers' native language. This process is identical to that of the extradimensional city of Alagadda. The text after translated states, ''fain welcome thee back into the Night''. The bust exhibits no other anomalous features but has the reported odor of ''old books''.The bust has been put into anomalous storage until further notice.
Input: The above-mentioned items.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A metallic hose-like contraption vaguely resembling a lamprey. When the output booth was opened, it immediately lunged at D-967124 and latched on to his head, swallowing the head completely and clamping its "jaws" around his neck. D-967124 attempted to pry the output off in a fit of panic. Within several seconds, D-967124 began thrashing, flailing, and wildly running around the room in a futile attempt to dislodge the output, crashing into walls and beating his head against various things. Security attempted to intervene, but D-967124 withstood several seconds of sustained gunfire without being terminated. Eventually, D-967124 was restrained with steel cables and thrown into the incinerator. Notably, the output and D-967124 were resistant to the fire for a full 30 seconds before eventually being destroyed.
Input: One baseball bat, one picture
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A higher-quality baseball bat, labelled “The Vintage Sandman”. The bat is extremely durable, and reportedly feels lighter, despite the weight being unchanged when measured. The bat’s main anomalous effects are made apparent when used to hit a baseball or a living creature. Upon contact, the impact will result in more force transferred than normal. This force is directly proportional to the amount of time in minutes without hitting an object, multiplied by the original velocity of the bat. This force is not centered on the area of impact, but rather distributed evenly throughout the entire object. The maximum amount of force stored is approximately 80 kN. The paper is presumed to have been embedded in the bat.
Input: One baseball, one picture
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One baseball, which has similar effects to the previously output, but administers the force during impact with an object that is not the original propellant. The effects do not activate if the baseball hits the head of a living creature. Rather, the baseball will always discharge enough force upon impact to either render the target unconscious or cause a concussion. All other stored force will be depleted after the impact. The ball shares the same anomalous durability of the bat, but appears to have no maximum energy limit. The paper has become blank, and has no anomalous properties.
Input: The above
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photograph of Jeremy Ozark, wearing overalls and a hat, smiling into the camera. He's holding what appears to be a 2-month-old baby, and standing next to a cow.
Input: One wristwatch
Setting: Fine
Output: One wristwatch, with the plating made much more ornate. No anomalous affects discovered after testing for two hours. Watch slowly rotates any object it is touching at the same rate as the hour hand turns, at a full revolution every 12 hours. Watch also anomalously stays attached to object it is placed on, unaffected by gravity.
Input: Above bottle of drugs for hormone therapy
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One plastic model of a generic six-chambered revolver
Input: Previous output
Setting: Coarse
Output: One pile of ground-up plastic arranged into a smiley face
Input: One Post-it note reading "Hi SCP-914, I hope we can work well together. -Researcher Dafydd Lewis", one [REDACTED] brand black ballpoint pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One half-used [REDACTED] brand black ballpoint pen, one Post-it note with a drawn Welsh flag
Input: One Welsh flag
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged Welsh flag. One Welsh flag with a cognitohazard that causes those who view it to gain a general knowledge of the Welsh language. When a subject affected by the cognitohazard is asked about their opinion of the Welsh language, the subject will invariably say that they did not enjoy learning it, even if they had anomalously learnt the language from viewing the flag.
Input: One tripod-mounted tennis ball launcher, loaded with six tennis balls
Setting: Fine
Output: One shoulder-mounted tennis ball cannon that will launch any tennis balls placed into the rear end of it via anomalous means. So far, the speed of the launched ball has been recorded to be between 30 and 40m/s. The original six tennis balls have not been found.
Input: One tripod-mounted tennis ball launcher, unloaded
Setting: Fine
Output: One unusually-shaped device, visually similar to that of an unloaded RPG-7. When any tennis ball is placed within the front end of the barrel, it will anomalously transform to resemble an RPG-7 rocket, yet will not fire it even when the trigger of the device is pulled. The transformed ball can easily be removed by hand, but will not revert to its original form. All rockets removed are not loaded with explosives.
Input: One tripod-mounted tennis ball launcher, loaded with two tennis balls
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually similar device with "The Wiener Launcher" now labelled on its side. Hot dogs of any brand are launched automatically when placed in the modified hopper. Via anomalous means, inserted hot dogs are propelled at roughly 155m/s with an electronic beep as a warning 2 seconds before firing.
Input: Three birch planks
Setting: 1:1
Output: Three elm planks
Input: Three birch planks
Setting: Fine
Output: A lifelike statue of the character ''Professor Birch'' from ''Pokémon Ruby/Emerald/Sapphire''. The inside is hollow.
Input: Three birch planks
Setting: Fine
Output: An elaborately designed birch chair. After five minutes of D-20932 sitting in the chair, she mentions that she is unable to get comfortable. When asked to get up, she found herself stuck to the chair by what was determined to be birch sap. Object disassembled, D-class freed, object incinerated.
Input: One birch plank
Setting: Rough
Output: Birch wood chips
Input: One birch plank
Setting: Coarse
Output: One plank of lignin, one plank of cellulose, one pool of birch sap. The output planks are soft and fragile.
Input: Five birch planks
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An exquisite dining set. When viewed, people are inclined to acquire a hot beverage, especially tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or apple cider, and sit in one of the chairs. The chairs are quite comfortable, though those who sit in them are unable to get up until their drink is consumed. After they finish their drink, they reportedly feel relaxed. The anomalous effect occurs up to three times a day, and no less than six hours apart.
Input: One bottle of 939 pheromone
Setting: Coarse
Output: A bottle, a cork, and several puddles, each one consisting of a single protein from the input.
Input: One bottle of 939 pheromone
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of ''2678 pheromone''. Testing shows effect and chemical makeup matches the gas SCP-2678 expels. D-12249 is stressed when exposed to the contents of the bottle. D-12249 was sedated and amnesticized for the remainder of the anomalous effect's duration.
Input: One bottle of 939 pheromone
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle of ''914 pheromone''. Testing shows that it contains trace amounts of hydrocarbons, potentially gear oil. When tested on D-12249, he entered a vegetative state. When an item is placed in his right hand, he begins modifying the object, using whatever tools he is given. If he is not given a tool, he will use his teeth and fingernails to modify the object. Once done, he will hold the modified object in his left hand. Amnestics appear to cancel the effect. It is noted that ''modified'', in this context, usually means destroying an object by hand or pulling it apart.
Input: 1 set of Cards ''Against Humanity''
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of cards labelled ''Cards Against Anomalies''.
Input: 1 set of ''Cards Against Humanity''
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of ''Cards Against Humanity'' with a cognitohazard that causes anyone who plays the game to have different views on the political environment than usual and actively promote them as correct. Item incinerated.
Input: 1 set of ''Exploding Kittens''
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of ''Exploding Puppies''. All cards have been replaced with dog related cards. Cards have been placed in the break room after anomalous testing.
Input: 1 set of ''Exploding Kittens''
Setting: Fine
Output: A set of ''Exploding Kittens''. When an ''Exploding Kitten'' card is drawn, the entire hand of cards explodes violently after 3 seconds if not defused. Item incinerated.
Input: One tea set
Setting: 1:1
Output: A massive ceramic tray and a miniature metal tea set, non-anomalous. The masses of the input and the output match.
Input: One tea set
Setting: Fine
Output: One metal and nine ceramic figurines, representing the letter 'T', non-anomalous.