7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One 1cm cube of glass filled with helium
Setting: Fine
Output: A helium thermometer. Its range is from absolute zero to -140°C.
Input: One 1cm cube of glass filled with lithium
Setting: Fine
Output: One 1cm cube of dilithium. Chemical testing indicates that it is not useful for regulating matter/antimatter reactions in a star ship's warp core, as it is just a lattice of Li2. Causes those who come into contact with it to think it is the element Dilithium from Star Trek. Melting back into lithium metal seems to remove the anomalous effect. Stored for later use.
Input: One 1cm cube of glass filled with beryllium
Setting: Fine
Output: A flawless beryllium quartz, set in a beryllium ring. The beryllium ring and the quartz emitted helium for four hours before collapsing into dust. Remains discarded.
Input: One 1cm cube of glass filled with boron
Setting: Fine
Output: A small statue of a person wearing baggy clothes and a bored expression on his face.
Input: One bottle of aspirin
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bottle of ibuprofen
Input: One bottle of aspirin
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle containing twenty 300mg tablets of aspirin.
Input: Above input
Setting: Fine
Output: One bottle containing six 1000mg tablets of aspirin.
Input: One bottle of aspirin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One bottle containing thirty 200mg tablets of 914-brand painkiller. When consumed, all pain and irritation ceases for twelve hours. Any wounds acquired while under the effects of 914-brand painkiller will not be noticed, potentially leading to serious hemorrhaging or blood loss.
Input: 10 figurines from above
Setting: 1:1
Output: One figurine of every character from the main cast of Acchi Kocchi. Three additional figurines of Tsumiki Miniwa, for a total of nine figurines. The tenth figurine is predicted to be missing due to other characters being taller (and thus requiring more mass)
Input: 10 figurines from above.
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged figurine, with the total mass and volume of all 10 input figurines. One figurine which perfectly mimics every action Researcher Miniwa takes, but walking causes the figurine to "walk in place". The effect is one-way: Picking up the figurine does not cause Researcher Miniwa to levitate, but picking up Researcher Miniwa (such as with an elevator) causes the figurine to go upwards, though this effect is usually counteracted immediately by regular gravitational forces on the figurine.
Input: A framed image of R.A. Walker
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R.A. Walker. The glass is broken. Each shard shows Walker differently. A third of the time, he is shown to not be human.
Input: A framed image of R. Miniwa
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R. Miniwa with cat ears and a tail. She is surrounded by anomalous cats.
Input: A framed image of Intern Lunar
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of Intern Lunar. The image has claw marks over it. Jeff was noted to be seen wandering out of the testing chamber.
Input: A framed image of R. Darby
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R. Darby and a small model of Veritas. The model of Veritas is striking Darby.
Input: A framed image of M.T. Johnson
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of M.T. Johnson and SCP-914. The frame is heart-shaped.
Input: A framed image of Intern Jane Demole
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of a bloody land siren in a lab coat.
Input: A framed image of Intern Voltê
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of a red dragon.
Input: A framed image of Intern Snevets
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of a computer screen that has an image of Intern Stevens.
Input: A framed image of J.R. Kai
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R. Kai, sitting in Dr. Veritas' office. It seems he is assisting Veritas in paperwork.
Input: A framed image of R. Laskenta
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R. Laskenta playing D&D with R.A. Walker, Intern Voltê, and R. Jay. Voltê is the Dungeon Master.
Input: A framed image of Dr. Veritas
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of Dr. Veritas with his face in his hands. Those who view it receive a painful migraine that persists for four hours.
Input: A framed image of Dr. Gears
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of Dr. Gears and his kids. He is wearing casual clothes and reading a newspaper.
Input: A framed image of Dr. Nukea
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of a nuclear warhead.
Input: A framed image of R. Rasclon
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed image of R. Rasclon, surrounded by clones of R. Rasclon.
Input: One portable hard drive.
Setting: Rough
Output: A smashed portable hard drive. The hard drive no longer functions.
Input: One portable hard drive.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One physically undamaged portable hard drive. Data is readable but has been rearranged randomly.
Input: One portable hard drive (not an output from the previous test).
Setting: 1:1
Output: One physically undamaged portable hard drive. All of the songs have been replaced, but each song is roughly equally well-suited to its theme as the song it replaced.
Input: One portable hard drive (not an output from a previous test).
Setting: Fine
Output: A pair of small plastic and metal statues — one shaped like an angel, the other shaped like a demon — that sing incessantly when a human is close enough to hear them. The angel statue appears to only sing songs associated with the Seven Heavenly Virtues, while the demon statue appears to only sing songs associated with the Seven Deadly Sins. Both statues have cognitohazardous effects — anyone who hears the angel statue sing is compelled to act virtuously, and anyone who hears the demon statue sing is compelled to act sinfully. Both statues' effects last for as long as the subject is exposed, and then continue to linger for three hours after the subject can no longer hear the statue's singing. However, if a subject is exposed to both statues at the same time or is exposed to one statue while the other's effects are lingering, the statues' effects cancel each other out. The statues were placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One portable hard drive (not an output from a previous test).
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A star-shaped plastic and metal badge that, when worn, compels the wearer to seek out an individual who is stressed and in a crisis situation and then sing and dance for them to "inspire" them to overcome the problem. The actual effectiveness of the "inspiration" is dependent on the wearer's skill at singing and dancing, which is not modified by wearing the badge. The effect ends as soon as roughly six hours after the badge is removed from the wearer's person. The badge was placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One of the aforementioned laptops.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Unchanged laptop with the Bethesda game launcher running.
Input: Second aforementioned laptop.
Setting: Fine
Output: Unchanged laptop with the Steam game launcher running.
Input: Above output.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Laptop shook for approximately 3 seconds. The running launcher was changed to the "914 brand games launcher". Inspection failed to find any publically published video game that was not present on the platform. All prices were listed at half of the current market price (or estimated secondary market value, in the case of the game having been discontinued). A banner was present on the front page, advertising an "Eternal Summer Sale". When attempting to purchase a game, the only payment option is an ''SCP-914 credit card company'', which does not seem to exist.
Input: The above-listed materials.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The aspirin and bleach have been combined into a bottle of 200 100-mg tablets containing a medicine called "Bleeprin". D-956320 was instructed to consume two tablets while concentrating on a sequence of numbers. Upon D-956320 consuming the tablets, they reported having forgotten what they were told to remember. Minutes later, D-956320 quickly came down with an illness and was carted off to the medical bay. The symptoms were found to be consistent with the effects of bleach poisoning and aspirin overdose.
Input: Mentioned above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paper handbell that, when ''rung'' (does not produce audible sound), causes all people within hearing range to salivate and develop extreme appetite.
Input: Above airplane ticket
Setting: Coarse
Output: One crumpled paper airplane, examination shows that a standard airplane ticket is unsuitable for use as a paper airplane.
Input: Above suitcase
Setting: Rough
Output: One suitcase that appears to have been dragged through a warzone, being covered in mud and what appear to be bullet holes. No longer usable.
Input: Above articles of clothing
Setting: 1:1
Output: One light rain-jacket with the Foundation logo emblazoned, three large cloth bags, one pile of tags and cotton.
Input: Above food and gum
Setting: Fine
Output: One plate of beautifully displayed fale food, most of the dish originates from Russia.
Input: Above novel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One origami flagship, appearing as described in the novel. Attempted to ram Researcher Darby, but had no effect due to having no methods of propulsion and being constructed out of paper.
Input: One fountain pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One ball-point pen
Input: One fountain pen
Setting: Fine
Output: One fountain pen, engraved with the phrase "You are watched, You are protected, You are loved".
Input: One map, dated 01/07/1939
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One map, dated 06/11/2068 (predicted to be the day of the 71st United States Presidential Election). An outline of unknown purpose is visible along the former boundary of European Russia. Specifically, the outline forms the boundary of the European part of the Russian Empire, sans Congress Poland, the Grand Duchy of Finland, and the Vilna Governorate-General. The border of Europe, as defined on the map, generally follows the Ural and Mugodzhar Mountains, and the Kura River.
Input: One pair of wolf ears
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of wolf ears that appears unchanged, but when worn, corresponds to the mood of Senior Researcher Vivic.
Input: One pair of wolf paws
Setting: Fine
Output: One pair of wolf paws with retractable claws.
Input: One wolf tail
Setting: Fine
Output: One wolf tail with a metal prong on the tip where the harness should be. Testing with D-class personnel was aborted after the prong suddenly and anomalously fused with her coccyx upon being moved to her lower back.
Input: One wolf head
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One apparently unchanged wolf head. Senior Researcher Vivic insisted on testing it personally; upon being worn, Junior Researcher Kai noted that Senior Researcher Vivic temporarily began behaving like an actual canine until the headpiece was removed. Post-removal, a cognitohazard was found on the inside of the headpiece that temporarily impresses the mental patterns of the common grey wolf (Canis lupus) onto the wearer. During removal, it was noted that a complete and anatomically correct wolf maw was seen through the mouth of the headpiece instead of Senior Researcher Vivic’s face.
Input: One umbrella
Setting: Rough
Output: Complete set of umbrella parts, laid out in order of size.
Input: One umbrella
Setting: 1:1
Output: One parasol
Input: One umbrella
Setting: Fine
Output: An animate spider-like construct, assembled from umbrella parts. When within 10 meters of a person being sprayed with water/exposed to rain, it will attempt to shield said person from the rain by attempting to climb on top of their head.
Input: One umbrella
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One umbrella. Testing shows that umbrella is extremely hydrophobic; spraying water on the surface launches said water away with a velocity high enough to crack concrete.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One Apple iPhone and one small pile of scrap iron. The back of the iPhone has the engraving CXVII. The screen can be turned on by flicking the phone; however, the phone could not be unlocked by any known means. Despite this, the phone repeatedly attempted passcodes autonomously and locked itself out for -623376845 seconds, counting upward. It is theorized that the phone takes in passcodes from an individual's own thoughts.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: When the D-Class assigned to open the output booth opened the door, eight grenades immediately flew out of the booth and detonated. However, the grenades emitted electromagnetic pulses instead of shrapnel which disabled all electronics within Research Cell 109-B.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One prosthetic arm identical in design to Dr. Zavalosa's except instead of a hand, a blaster similar to Mega Man's signature weapon, the ''Mega Buster'', was attached to the end. Preemptively placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: A metal harp strung by iron strings; when struck, notes similar to that of an electric guitar were played. Placed in Professor Wren's office with a note.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Fine
Output: An iron disk about 1m in diameter and 5cm in width. It is controlled through voice commands. When a chemical formula is spoken near the disk, a number of iron orbs representing molecules will float from the disk and begin forming bonds with the other orbs, forming a lattice model. The chemical formula must include iron and cannot violate the octet rule. The orbs will have the chemical symbol of the molecule they are representing inscribed on them. Additional voice commands will cause the orbs to change into the new chemical formula's lattice and will disappear back into the iron disk after a few minutes of non-use.
Input: One 1kg iron cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A life-sized and animate model of SCP-106 that walked out of the output booth and began to stalk Dr. Zavalosa. Dr. Zavalosa then ran from Research Cell 109-B and hid in his office room. Guest Engineer Regas struck the model with the iron disk and it immediately broke apart into scraps. The scraps do not retain the anomalous qualities of the model.
Input: Framed drawing of Jeff the mug cat
Setting: Fine
Output: The following poem:
Input: Framed picture of Dr. Zavalosa
Setting: Fine
Output: Framed picture of Dr. Zavalosa. His legs, arms, and torso are made of metal and synthetic materials. He appears to be running from something. He wears the look of someone who fears for his life.
Input: Framed picture of R. Vivic
Setting: Fine
Output: A framed picture of a wolf with Vivic's eyes and clothes.
Input: Framed picture of R. Jane Cho
Setting: Fine
Output: Framed picture of five cats. Items worn by three of these cats point to them being R. Cho, R. Miniwa, and Intern Lunar. Jeff and a green cat that might be Olive are present as well. They are playing in a cat tree together.
Input: Framed drawing of ''Olive the Peridot Cat''
Setting: Fine
Output: Framed picture of ''Perry the Olivine Cat''
Input: Bottle of questionable goo
Setting: Fine
Output: A bottle labelled "94D Amnestic".
Input: One note reading "Why are you so hostile to Darby?", 1 pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A note with a laughing-face emoticon in the middle of a concentric series of rings resembling the Looney Tunes logo.
Input: One note reading "Why are you so friendly to MT Johnson?", one pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A note with a crude sketch of MT Johnson and a tall, vaguely mechanical-looking Caucasian female [DATA EXPUNGED].
Input: One note reading "How exactly do you function, 914?", 1 pencil
Setting: 1:1
Output: A diagram of an apple going into a booth and an orange coming out.
Input: One set of schematics
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of circuit schematics for a Casio fx-9750GII graphing calculator
Input: One set of schematics
Setting: Fine
Output: Circuit schematic for a Raspberry Pi 4
Input: One set of schematics
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sheet of paper holding an anomalous mathematical equation, based around the variable c, a ██-dimensional array representing Intern Snevets. The array is noted in full on one sheet of paper, and substituting all instances of c with their noted value produces a cognitohazard that causes the viewer to temporarily refer to others by their online handle.
Input: A ball.
Setting: Rough
Output: 13g of shredded rubber.
Input: A ball.
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same ball, unchanged.
Input: A rubber ball.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A rubber ball with near-zero elasticity; impact with anything more viscous than air causes it to come to a complete halt and drop to the ground.
Input: A ball.
Setting: Fine
Output: 13 1g rubber balls. Each ball has improved collision elasticity to where they retain over 99.999% of their kinetic force when bouncing off of a surface other than each other. Contact between any of the balls causes them to lose all kinetic energy within them, accompanied by a loud "pop."
Input: A ball.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A rubber ball. Upon the output booth opening, the ball flew through the air and struck a nearby wall. Object continued to bounce lightly off the same spot on the wall, maintaining constant elevation off the floor, for 7 minutes before moving in a bouncing path along the wall. Attempts to contain the object beyond closing the test chamber have failed.
Input: One large pillow
Setting: Fine
Output: One pillow of similar size possessing an area-based cognitohazard affecting any person who rests their head upon the object. D-Class testing has shown it causes the individual to fall asleep within 5 seconds of head-based contact in any situation, including standing up, mid-activity, and sitting. Object gifted to Dr. Veritas to help alleviate stress.
Input: One standard issue D-Class blanket, new.
Setting: Fine
Output: One ''A-Class'' issue Foundation blanket possessing extreme heat resistance, extreme fire resistance, and cold resistance. When used, the blanket will maintain any tucked in individuals at perfect body temperature.
Input: Stuffed wolf, approximately 0.4m tall
Setting: Fine
Output: A fully animated stuffed wolf that charged at SR Vivic upon the output booth opening and bit into his prosthetic arm, shattering its teeth. Said teeth were made of the glass beads originally used as eyes. Additionally, when the glass fangs broke, the object became non-anomalous.
Input: One 1m long plush dolphin.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 1m long plush killer whale.
Input: One 4m long plush snake with a bubblegum colour scheme.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 3.5m long animate plush anaconda that will slowly move towards any personnel. Once the anaconda is within arm's reach, it will “jump” at the person and wrap itself around the individual in a constricting manner. However, the snake is still of a plush nature, so it's very soft, slightly warm, and completely harmless.
Input: One ball of wool
Setting: Fine
Output: One small sweater of unnatural shape.
Input: One Foundation lab coat, one ball of dark grey wool, one spool of thread
Setting: Fine
Output: One lab coat designed for a mythical creature, possibly a Centaur. The Foundation insignia is embroidered upon its back.
Input: Red Pill Blues (Reissue; Deluxe Edition with Live in Manchester CD)
Setting: 1:1
Output: A double-sided CD copy of The Matrix Revolutions, 576p quality. Side A shows the film in 4:3 format, while Side B shows it in 16:9 format.
Input: V (Japan Special Edition)
Setting: 1:1
Output: An unlabled CD, with schematics of all pistols made by LAR Manufacturing Inc.
Input: Overexposed (Japan Standard Edition)
Setting: Fine
Output: A CD labelled "Maroon 5". Inside contains a list of all MTV articles related to Maroon 5 or Adam Levine.
Input: Hands All Over (Asia Tour Edition)
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of all five members of Maroon 5 but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Photo incinerated with extreme prejudice.
Input: It Won't be Soon Before Long (Australian Limited Deluxe Edition)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unlabelled CD. When placed in a CD player, it plays music from the favourite singer or band of the listener, often with a 4'27" wait (also the running time of the longest track in the original album).
Input: Songs About Jane (Limited Edition LP Reissue)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visually unchanged CD. However, when played, it causes all listeners to identify themselves as Researcher Jane Cho for exactly 51 minutes and 22 seconds (the total duration of the first 13 tracks in the album), with no known method of undoing the effects other than waiting for the effects to pass. Placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: The Fourth World (as Kara's Flowers; Japanese Edition)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A DVD album titled Fourth Circle of Hell, with no attributable artist. Causes listeners to believe they are in the region overlapped between Las Vegas and the Fourth Circle of Hell. Administration of Class-C amnestics reverses the effects. CD incinerated.
Input: One stress ball
Setting: Coarse
Output: 40 grams of molten plastic.
Input: One stress ball
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two 20 gram squishy stress balls.
Input: One stress ball
Setting: Fine
Output: A stress ball with points that are slightly finer.
Input: One stress ball
Setting: Very fine
Output: A stress ball with anomalous invisible spikes protruding 1 meter from each point on the stress ball.
Input: One mindfulness brochure
Setting: Fine
Output: A mindfulness brochure with a memetic symbol on it. Whenever a person looks at the symbol they suddenly become very conscious of the mental state of those around them.
Input: Above items.
Setting: Fine
Output: Health pack, labelled "Fire Lord's 914th health pack". Placed in anomalous storage, encased in fireproof material in case it detonates.
Input: Above items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A device with a simplistic design. It appears to be a head-mounted device, similar to the VR headset inputted. It also possesses multiple additional physical features, but the object is subject to an antimemetic effect and cannot be described further. When the device is worn, the wearer's consciousness is transported approximately 30 seconds into the past, inhabiting their past body. Actions taken during this period overwrite contradictory past actions. Those who have previously worn the device are made aware of changes, but not their nature or extent. After removal, subjects report a temporary feeling of nausea. Object lost during transport to incinerator.
Input: All above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Metal box, labelled "SCP-682's box". Box has survived tensile forces of █ TPa, being inside the incinerator for at least one hour, and has scratched a diamond pencil from 914-0799. Hypothesized to be unable to be damaged. Has been placed in anomalous storage, after unsuccessful incineration.
Input: One print-out of Noel's recipe, one print-out of Alton Brown's recipe
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two origami models of a brownie square with a bite taken out of the corner, each made from a recipe print-out.
Input: One print-out of Noel's recipe, one print-out of Alton Brown's recipe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One origami model of a trophy made from both recipes.
Input: One print-out of Noel's recipe, one print-out of Alton Brown's recipe.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One print-out of a recipe for Russian brownies, attributed to 914 at the bottom. The recipe is included below this log for interested personnel.
Input: A small lump of industrial elastic putty.
Setting: Rough
Output: A lump of ash and burnt material. A puff of thick, acrid black smoke was observed to exit the output chamber upon opening.
Input: Above input, surrounded by a ceramic shell.
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ceramic shards and small pieces of putty, which appear to have been separated by a sharp object. Ceramic dust was present on the floor of the chamber.
Input: Above input, surrounded by a compressive foam.
Setting: Rough
Output: Pieces of foam were strewn around the output chamber, with shards of ceramic also present. The putty has been stretched significantly, but remains in a single piece. SCP-914 emitted a faint creaking sound for the duration of the refinement, which lasted an abnormally long amount of time.
Input: Above input, surrounded by a sphere of elastic.
Setting: Rough
Output: The input, bisected along its equator. Cursory inspection failed to detect imperfections along the edge, but microscopic imaging revealed the new surface to be slightly serrated. SCP-914 took 14 minutes to refine the object, a significant outlier from its usual processing time.