7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One USB stick
Setting: Fine
Output: A model of a wedge of cheese. It is sharp enough to cut skin.
Input: One USB stick
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cheese sandwich. The USB stick, with a mild cognitohazard engraved on it that causes the USB to be perceived as a cheese sandwich.
Input: One birthday card
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small cake, made out of paper. The cake is noticeably hollow due to lack of materials.
Input: One cake
Setting: 1:1
Output: Output booth was empty. Temporal displacement was detected in output booth. Upon opening of the Output booth, a miniature non-animate golden retriever materialised on J.R. Boneka's desk. Preliminary analysis reveals that the golden retriever is, in fact, made from the inputted sponge cake and whipped cream, as well as chocolate powder.
Input: One USB stick
Setting: Fine
Output: A USB stick, the colour of which alternates between pastel blue and pastel pink through anomalous means. It contains a .txt file of a series of light novels, in which the protagonist is J.R. Boneka as a girl attending high school. Several other Facility-23 personnel are depicted in the series as well, with a notable example being Dr. Veritas as the school's vice-principal.
Input: One picture of J.R. Boneka
Setting: Fine
Output: One animate origami bat. When the Output booth was opened, the bat flew out at a speed of 15 km/h and flew in circles around J.R. Boneka incessantly. Terminated by pressurised party streamer.
Input: One paper bag
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five hundred small paper bags, constructed from the original bag's paper.
Input: One paper bag
Setting: Fine
Output: A small booklet titled "The Leather Purse Cookbook". The booklet describes multiple food recipes that involve a leather purse as an ingredient.
Input: One paper bag
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One animate paper figurine that appears to be a knife with arms and legs, with the words "Paper Cutter" written across its side. It is incapable of speech, but appears to be capable of visual perception. The figurine attempted to attack security guards, but was contained and put into anomalous storage.
Input: One chocolate coin
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small aluminum coin with its appearance matching the original chocolate coin, covered in a thick chocolate shell.
Input: One chocolate coin
Setting: Fine
Output: A chocolate coin slightly larger in diameter. A large chunk of it appears to have been bitten off by human teeth along with the shell, but the total amount of chocolate and aluminium has not decreased from the input. The print on the coin has changed to resemble a Roman imperial coin.
Input: One chocolate coin
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An identical-looking chocolate coin that, when fully consumed by a subject, causes a small ring of fire to manifest on the ground, surrounding said subject. The ring will start speaking, and will attempt to persuade the subject to "eat more coins", before demanifesting 10 minutes later. The process of this persuasion is predicted to be non-anomalous.
Input: 100 plastic eggs
Setting: Rough
Output: A melted pile of foul-smelling plastic.
Input: 100 plastic eggs
Setting: Coarse
Output: A large pile of clear plastic and several puddles of dyes.
Input: 100 plastic eggs
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pile of plastic confetti, often seen in Easter baskets.
Input: 100 plastic eggs
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic bucket with an Easter egg pattern measuring 0.5m diameter and 1m height. Anomalously stores 4 m3 rather than the expected ~1.5m3. Placed in anomalous storage.
Input: 100 plastic eggs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An anomalously animate plastic European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus). Its hindquarters has an Easter egg pattern. █ minutes after opening the output booth, the rabbit appeared to go into labor. After ██ minutes, the rabbit birthed a plastic Easter egg 20cm in length. Opening the egg revealed an additional three juvenile instances of the rabbit, also made out of plastic. The rabbits behaved like non-anomalous rabbits afterwards.
Input: A Foundation flash drive (USB 3.1 Stick; 128GB), damaged by dust
Setting: Fine
Output: The input, cleaned, and a tiny pile of dust. The drive is defective and shows signs of water damage, despite the absence of any fluid.
Input: A Foundation flash drive (microSD card; SDUC; 4TB), data lost through a teleportation malfunction
Setting: Fine
Output: A male TRS connector (2.5mm) with a small plastic base. Connecting the test result to a matching female socket has met with failure, due to self-creating spacial anomalies which prevent the output to match the dimensions of the socket. However, it was possible to connect the output into a microSD card slot, due to the same reason. All tested operating systems have identified the result as audio in- and output device with the name "Dead End". No further information has been found. Using it as a speaker or as a microphone does not produce any measurable result.
Input: Two Foundation hard drives (HDD; 32GB), part of a RAID 5 array of five drives, three of which are lost
Setting: Fine
Output: The input, formatted to be a complete RAID 0 array. The output stores a single text-based file. Said file contains the physical address and the file path to an animation stored on a private drive of Prof. Sun from Site-███, who never came into contact with SCP-914, the input, nor anybody who otherwise stood in connection with the input. Neither the test result nor the animation holds any anomalous feature. A copy of the animation has been appended for protocolling purposes (Refer to document 914-1555/A).
Input: One can of Red Bull brand energy drink
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded scraps of aluminium in a puddle of energy drink.
Input: One can of Red Bull brand energy drink
Setting: Coarse
Output: One aluminium cube weighing 15 grams, measuring 3.5 x 3.5 x 3.5 cm. Several piles of white powder, the largest of which being sugar. 200 mL of water.
Input: One can of Red Bull brand energy drink
Setting: 1:1
Output: One can of Monster brand energy drink.
Input: One can of Red Bull brand energy drink
Setting: Fine
Output: One “914-brand” energy drink. Upon opening the output booth, D-7372 ignored the directions of researchers present and ingested all liquid within the can. D-7372, after being placed under observation, remained awake while displaying symptoms of hyperactivity for approximately 15 hours and 14 minutes before collapsing into a coma. D-Class currently warded in medical bay, pending disciplinary action Terminated.
Input: One can of Red Bull brand energy drink
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unlabeled aluminium can. D-1326 was placed into a reinforced testing room and told to drink from the can. Five seconds after ingesting the contents of the can, D-1326's body temperature was observed to rapidly exceed 1300 Kelvin, before all vital signs from D-1326 ceased. Body was anomalously resistant to combustion during the process and was given time to cool before removal and incineration.
Input: One clay pot.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A clay sculpture of a pigeon.
Input: One clay pot.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A clay urn with Grecian-style artwork etched into the side.
Input: One clay pot.
Setting: Fine
Output: Seven clay masks, each a different color and resembling a different animal. An anomalous property of each mask causes a different reaction when each is worn, as noted below:
Input: One can of SILLY STRING
Setting: 1:1
Output: One can of Serious String. The package design utilizes sleeker colors and font choice. The can sprays black aerosol streamer that, after a few seconds of having made contact with a solid surface, will anomalously rearrange itself into perfectly straight lines.
Input: The outputted can of Serious String
Setting: Fine
Output: One can of Super Serious String. Instead of rearranging itself into perfectly straight lines, the streamer will rearrange itself into a cognitohazard that causes the viewer’s demeanor to become exceedingly professional and formal. This effect lasts for about 3 hours, with the duration being reset when viewed again. When a D-Class was sprayed with the output, he reacted negatively, and was later found to have formed mild chemical burns where the string made contact.
Input: The cardboard box with the chocolate eggs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An anomalously animated sentient hen, made out of chocolate. The beak, claws and skeleton are made out of cardboard. The feathers are made of tinfoil. The chicken laid one chocolate egg, containing pure cocoa. Testing has shown that the chicken lost mass after laying it. After hatching, one chick made out of 98% dark chocolate came out. It was non-anomalous and non-animated. The chocolate was reported as 'particularly good' by D-18896 after tasting.
Input: The fridge
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A functioning fridge. Causes the possessor of the fridge to constantly worry about the state of the food in the fridge.
Input: One cube, one note reading “Creativity”
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of ash, consistent with the note. Five sheets of metal, with a unique fractal design being precisely etched into each sheet.
Input: One cube, one note reading “Consciousness”
Setting: Fine
Output: A physically unchanged cube. Upon being held, the holder reports experiencing decreased passage of time until the cube is released.
Input: One cube, one note reading “Mercy”
Setting: Fine
Output: A small sculpture of a headsman’s axe, resting on a steel base. Engraved on the front are the words “Mercy is earned, not given.” Engraved on the underside is the SCP Foundation seal.
Input: One cube, one note reading “Survival”
Setting: Fine
Output: One cube, measuring the same dimensions. Engraved into each face is a different hazardous symbol.
Input: One cube, one note reading “Resilience”
Setting: Fine
Output: An incredibly detailed sculpture of SCP-914. Through anomalous means, the sculpture is impervious to damage.
Input: One newspaper
Setting: Rough
Output: Piles of shredded paper and a small puddle of black ink.
Input: One newspaper
Setting: 1:1
Output: An altered copy of the newspaper with a new headline reading "Truman Defeats Dewey." The rest of the article discussing the election has also been changed accordingly, discussing Truman's close victory and 303 electoral majority in more accurate detail.
Input: One newspaper
Setting: 1:1
Output: An altered copy of the newspaper with a new headline reading "Dr. Card Now Elected To O5 Council." The remainder of the newspaper has been redacted.
Input: One newspaper
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Identical result to the second test. A copy of the newspaper with the memetic effect of causing viewers to believe that Thomas Dewey won the 1948 US Presidential Election. Victims of the effect seem to "recall" a few key moments in the days leading up to the election, and various events involving his "presidency".
Input: One multimeter, one bicycle wheel
Setting: 1:1
Output: All plastic parts in the multimeter has been replaced by rubber, and the tire of the bicycle wheel has been replaced with plastic. The sizes of the two devices have been altered slightly to match the amount of replaced materials. Notably, the multimeter no longer functions, as its screen was replaced by an opaque sheet of rubber.
Input: One multimeter, one bicycle wheel
Setting: Fine
Output: A long rectangular device with a large clamp on one end and a small non-functional spoked wheel on the other end. The words "Bicycle Multimeter" is printed on the side. When the clamp is connected to the frame of any bicycle, the device will show its corresponding 'properties', such as voltage, current, and resistance. These values are unique to each bicycle; however they do not appear to correspond to any electrical property of the bicycle whatsoever. The meaning of these values are being investigated.
Input: One multimeter, one bicycle wheel
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, inanimate mechanical device resembling a spider with its legs terminating in small wheels. A single knob is present on its backside. When turned in the clockwise direction, no effect is produced. However, when turned in the counterclockwise direction, all subjects in physical contact with the device will be affected by an anomalous auditory hallucination of the following words repeating in their own voice:
Input: One photocopy of the security manual
Setting: 1:1
Output: One photocopy of the SCP-914's experiment logs with the same mass as the item. Reports reproduced were found to be fictitious. Experiment log shows all rules have been disregarded by Foundation personnel. Final reports depict an XK Class End-of-the-World Scenario as a result of irresponsible biological testing.
Input: Ten candy canes
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five pieces of candy, each with the appearance of two candy canes fused together to make a ring.
Input: Ten candy canes
Setting: Fine
Output: A small walking cane made of candy. It is too fragile to be used as an actual walking cane.
Input: Ten candy canes
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate figurine of SCP-073. The figurine is incapable of speech, but appears to be capable of perceiving and interacting with its surroundings.
Input: Above item
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged laptop. A game development kit called "914-brand Engine" is installed. Interface similar to Unreal Engine.
Input: A Daewoo K7 submachine gun
Setting: 1:1
Output: A KRISS Vector civilian carbine
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: Eight M69 training grenades
Input: A Daewoo K7 submachine gun
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Daewoo Precision Industries K2 assault rifle. The assault rifle has a anomalous property where any person who holds onto it for more than fifteen seconds would have their hands permanently cut off and the cut surfaces replaced by smooth skin. Output remotely incinerated. Markham was sent to the infirmary, although her remaining limb was not bleeding.
Input: One hazmat suit
Setting: 1:1
Output: 300 hazmat suits, shrunk to 1/300 of their original size. Their appearance suggests that they were designed for use by rodents.
Input: One hazmat suit
Setting: Fine
Output: A suit, superficially resembling the skin of an unidentified human. There is a zipper on its back that functions as an entry point. Due to its small size and complex structure, it is unable to be worn. The word “skinsuit” is printed along the zipper.
Input: One hazmat suit
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large opaque plastic bottle, labeled “HAZMAT DUST” in large bold lettering. The bottle contains dry, coarse, and dark colored dust. When the dust is taken out of its container and applied to a solid surface, the surface immediately surrounding the applied area will absorb the dust and morph into a plastic polymer-like material, similar to the material used in the original hazmat suit.
Input: [REDACTED]
Setting: Cancelled
Output: Cancelled
Input: One kitchen knife
Setting: 1:1
Output: A double bladed kitchen knife, with shorter blades protruding from both ends of the handle.
Input: One kitchen knife
Setting: Fine
Output: An object which appears to be a bladed weapon of unknown purpose. The object consists of a thin curved scythe-like blade, and two handles affixed to its base, merging at a 50 degrees angle.
Input: One kitchen knife
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A knife similar in appearance to the input, but with the words “boring nife yes very borig”(sic) engraved onto the side of the handle. When the tip of the knife is thrust into a solid surface at a force greater than approximately 50 Newtons, matter in contact with the knife will anomalously begin to disintegrate with gradual blunting of the knife's tip and edges.
Input: One eraser
Setting: 1:1
Output: An eraser of an alternate shape.
Input: One eraser
Setting: Fine
Output: An eraser with a similar appearance, labeled “Memory Eraser”. When rubbed directly against a digital storage medium, it overwrites all data with noise, and in some cases, renders the medium unusable.
Input: One eraser
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A toroidal figure, composed of synthetic rubber with a thin paper coating. When a human subject looks through the hole in any direction, the other side will appear to take on an appearance akin to a black-and-white “pencil sketch”.
Input: Above item
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Six small post-it notes with one word written in each note. When assembled to the previous message, a memetic effect is observed, inducing affected personnel to greet everyone encountered with "have a very safe day". Effect can be countered by the application of amnestics. Outputs incinerated.
Input: Ship model
Setting: Fine
Output: The same model, now has a memetic hazard that causes the viewers of said model to perceive a "gold plated sausage". Output bursts into flames 30 minutes after being brought out of the output booth and continued burning for precisely 194.1 seconds before extinguishing itself. Remains incinerated.
Input: One set of equipment, speaker outputting at 20 dB.
Setting: Fine
Output: Equipment is unchanged. The audio file was replaced with the sound of a light wind.
Input: One set of equipment, speaker outputting at 40 dB.
Setting: Fine
Output: A speaker with an integrated screen. The audio file has been replaced with a file called "nin for teen smoth jaz.mp3". Playing the file anomalously causes drowsiness proportional to time spent listening.
Input: One set of equipment, speaker outputting at 60 dB.
Setting: Fine
Output: Physical equipment unchanged. The playing audio file has been changed to that of a conversation over an hour long in an unknown language. Analysis of the conversation is still ongoing.
Input: One set of equipment, speaker outputting at 80 dB.
Setting: Fine
Output: A slightly larger speaker outputting the original file at 120 dB. The MP3 player is integrated into the body of the speaker. Attempts to turn off the speaker have been unsuccessful. After incineration, the remains continued to anomalously output audio at 30 dB. Contained in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One set of equipment, speaker outputting at 100 dB.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A floating, vibrating cube. Vibrations determined to be identical to the input audio file. When retrieved by a D-class, the cube emitted a shockwave equivalent to 150 dB.
Input: One mug
Setting: Rough
Output: One pile of shattered ceramic, reassembled into the inputted mug after forty-seven minutes by Dr. Cahill with the generous application of a cyanoacrylate-based instant bonding agent.
Input: Reassembled mug from previous test
Setting: Coarse
Output: One neat pile of ceramic shards, one hardened blob of instant bonding agent in the shape of a mug.
Input: One mug
Setting: Fine
Output: One bowl that vibrates when water is poured into it, producing a noise that is similar to a traditional Tibetan singing bowl.
Input: One mug
Setting: Fine
Output: Two halves of a sphere that when put together, anomalously grinds everything placed inside into fine dust. Output incinerated.
Input: One mug
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged mug, with a cognitohazard carved into the bottom that causes all affected personnel to perceive an overwhelming aroma of cats emanating from the mug. Output was damaged and subsequently incinerated after Jeff the mug cat attempted to attack Dr. Cahill, who was investigating the cognitohazard.
Input: A CD copy of The Man Who Sold the World
Setting: 1:1
Output: A CD copy of 'hours…' (standard edition), with its tracklist inverted
Input: A CD copy of Earthling (2004 digibook edition)
Setting: Fine
Output: A CD album, titled 地球人, attributed to Wyman Wong. All English tracks are now sung in Cantonese, while the sole Mandarin track (剎那天地, the Chinese version of "Seven Years In Tibet") is sung in Bavarian.
Input: A CD copy of Blackstar
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A black ball (diameter 69 mm), made of compressed plastic. The ball is anomalously maintained at a temperature range between 1947K and 2016K, but does not damage any inorganic material it comes into contact with. Placed into secure storage.
Input: Sheets of paper, cup of ink
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An alternate history fiction, titled Blessed be the Worthy. The book shows a world where World War One ended with a far harsher Treaty of Versailles, leading to the Germans falling under a KPD government in 1923 and engaging in aggressive warfare against France, Czechoslovakia, and Poland in the following years, culminating in a standstill with the latter two. It is heavily implied that the French are losing international sympathy due to multiple war crimes, while the governments of Czechoslovakia and Poland are negotiating on a peace treaty with the Germans. The book is narrated from the viewpoint of Miklos Horthy, Regent of Hungary. A passing mention of SCP-914 was made in the form of the Makhnovshchyna, Don-Kuban Cossacks, and Kalmyk insurgents uncovering a cogwork machine near Tsaritsyn, following armed conflict against the Red Army.
Input: Pokémon Sword
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of Pokémon Shield Version
Input: Miniature replica of Red Special
Setting: Fine
Output: A guitar amp made of oak and mahogany wood, painted with numerous layers of Rustins Plastic Coating. Any guitar plugged into the amp, be it acoustic or electric, will sound like Brian May's signature guitar.
Output: Glass vial containing small amounts a red mixture. Testing on mice shows increased heart rate and bodily temperature, as well as overall rise in activity.
Input: Juice of C. chinences
Setting: Fine
Output: Glass vial containing a clear, viscous liquid. Mice died upon breathing in airborne particles of the liquid. Cause of death determined to be acute and severe inflammation in the airway, leading to respiratory failure.
Input: Juice of C. baccatum
Setting: Fine
Output: Glass vial containing small amounts of a yellow mixture. The mixture gives off a pungent, citrus-like smell. Upon ingestion, the mice began releasing a smell described by intern Sora as "appetizing".
Input: Juice of C. frutescens
Setting: Fine
Output: Glass vial containing small amounts of an orange mixture. Testing on mice resulted in an increase in aggression and erratic behaviour.
Input: Juice of C. pubescens
Setting: Fine
Input: A small message written on a notecard, reading "Hello 914, my name is Sollem and I just got transferred to this facility. I hope we can have a good time together."
Setting: 1:1
Output: The notecard, however, the note's words have been reorganised into alphabetical order.
Input: One 25¢ coin, placed on its "tails" side.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same coin, however, it has been flipped to the "heads" side. No other changes noted.
Input: The previous outcome, still on its "heads" side.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same coin, but on its "tails" side, no other changes noted. The output produces a cognitohazardous effect that compels people to flip the coin. Property discovered in testing after D-class was seen flipping the output for about 5 hours. Cognitohazardous effect treated with amnestics and output incinerated.
Input: One 50¢ coin, placed on its "heads" side.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same coin, still on its "heads" side. On further inspection the output, when flipped or thrown upwards in any way, can only ever land on its “heads” side and give the user a headache via anomalous means. Output placed in anomalous storage.
Input: One $1 coin, placed on its "tails" side.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Object was dispensed approximately 1 meter high in the output booth and landed on its side through non-anomalous means.
Input: One stack of paper, one pen.
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami 24-key piano keyboard. Device is fully functional, though audio output is muffled and only measured at 4 decibels.
Input: One stack of paper, one pen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper audio speaker. 2 sheets of paper rolled into an "aux cord" allow the unit to be connected to the previous output via one of 2 slats in the back of the piano. Doing so amplifies sound output to 44 decibels.
Input: One stack of paper, one pen.
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper box with an "aux cord" similar to the previous output. Inside of the box is a paper cylinder covered in creased bumps that allow it to brush against 24 strips of metal in various lengths when turned. Connecting it to the piano via the "aux cord" causes the cylinder to begin turning via unknown means, causing the corresponding keys on the piano to automatically play.