7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: A USB flash drive with the pilot episode of the animated adult cartoon Helluva Boss.
Setting: Fine
Output: An entire documentary on James Darwin, creating of the Darwin Award and the drive also contains an image of Darwin's signature.
Input: 500 grams of Copper, 500 grams of steel, two batteries.
Setting: Fine
Output: A steel ring with a copper coil mounted on top of it, and a small dial is attached to its side. The coil is constantly emitting an electromagnetic field and its shape changes as the dial is turned, ranging from a long cone to a nearly flat plate.
Input: The solar panel.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1 meter x 1 meter panel which is completely black, and absorbs all wavelengths of light with 100% efficiency.
Input: Previous output, laser pointer, two batteries, 1kg of copper, 1kg of steel.
Setting: Fine
Output: A completely black orb that is about 20 centimeters in diameter and is capable of flotation. Similarly to the previous output, the orb absorbs all wavelengths of light with 100% efficiency. Additionally, after absorbing enough light, a concentrated beam will be shot out from the orb, has been recorded penetrating up to 2.5 meter of reinforced concrete. Object placed in anomalous storage due to the risk on an accidental discharge if incineration was attempted.
Input: Taser, two batteries, 500 grams of copper, 500 grams of steel.
Setting: Fine
Output: A 25 centimeter long rod, reminiscent of a light-saber hilt from the Star Wars franchise, albeit about a third as long. A small switch is located on the side of the hilt, which when flipped it causes the edge of the hilt to starts generating plasma. The plasma quickly cools down, but the holder of the device may still get burnt by it. The device stopped working after 4 seconds of activity, presumably due to depleting its power source.
Input: Printed stories, 125 sheets of blank paper, black pens
Setting: Fine
Output: A 416-page, hardcover Russian novel, titled Rouge (Румяна), with no attributable author. The story takes place in an alternate 2006, in a world where the Fermi 1 power plant meltdown in 1966 created a dimensional anomaly, leading to the events mentioned in most of the input stories. The novel focuses on the deuteragonist of one such story, and reimagined her as a mute model who was fleeing ableist persecution. The pens are presumed to have been absorbed into the book cover.
Input: 25 sheets of blank paper, map of the Balkans
Setting: Fine
Output: A topographical model of the Balkans and surroundings. International borders and major cities are drawn on them.
Input: One flash drive containing a system cleaner software.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing a program that when run, will format the computer which uses it, leaving itself installed with the anomalous effect of not being able to be deleted by any conventional means. The output program’s size increases by the sum of deleted files each time it is used. Item placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One flash drive containing a system cleaner software.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing malware that automatically will brick any computer connected to it within 5 seconds. Item incinerated.
Input: One flash drive containing a system cleaner software.
Setting: Fine
Output: One flash drive containing a program capable of deleting any files contained in the computer it is currently running on, regardless of its necessity to maintain functionality or the lack of adequate privileges to access it. Once a file is deleted using the output, it will be impossible to reinstall it or copy it to the computer. Item placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One flash drive containing a system cleaner software.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive with a non-executable "Memory?.exe" program. The output has the anomalous property of altering the way memories are handled by any human subject with prolonged exposure to it. No significant effects were discovered with less than 10 hours of exposure; between 10 and 25 hours, it causes the subject to only remember events as abstract descriptions and lose the ability to recall memories using images. Any subject exposed for more than 25 hours will be incapable of remembering any event from their past but will retain their personality and basic knowledge. Item placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One copy of Moana.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of Zootopia.
Input: One copy of Moana.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of Moana where some characters have been replaced with SCP objects and Foundation personnel. The notable changes are:
Input: One copy of Moana.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plastic boat resembling Moana's raft. The boat immediately moved out of the Output booth before crashing into a nearby wall and being shattered. The boat moved at an extremely high velocity as if on a sea with winds reaching 45km/h. Minor damage was done to the walls of the chamber.
Input: █████ brand ATV
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One levitating ATV that is powered by several superconductors. Item disassembled after it was noticed that the floor below the ATV started to crack as it began to freeze towards absolute zero (0K).
Input: Piece of paper containing the emoticon "UwU"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One piece of papew that wen viewuwud, makes aww peopwe that wead it vewwy uwu and nya!!! One piece of paper containing a cognitohazard that, when viewed, causes the viewer to communicate, whether by speech or text, to speak as a stereotypical "neko", or Japanese catgirl.
Input: One set of couplets
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1m-tall origami figure of the legendary monster Xi. Upon opening of output booth, output immediately moved out and attacked Intern Sora. Intern Sora received minor cuts from sharp paper edges. Output neutralised by live fire from guards on-duty and was incinerated as a precaution.
Input: One rose petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged petal. It produces intense feelings of lust within whoever observes it.
Input: One treasure flower petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged petal. D-914-16 reported a burning sensation upon retrieving it, although his hand maintained the same temperature throughout the experiment.
Input: One dandelion petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged petal. D-914-16’s finger transformed into pure gold immediately after touching it. Further testing revealed that the petal only has an effect on organic matter.
Input: One ‘Green Star’ gladiolus petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A green sewing needle made of cellulose and other materials. If the needle pierces a non-sentient object, the object will anomalously move in random directions for about ten seconds.
Input: One ‘Blue Nile’ flower petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged petal. The petal has the ability to paralyze any limb it touches. The effect lasts for thirty minutes.
Input: One monkshood petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small cellulose capsule containing a poisonous substance fifty times more potent than the monkshood’s poison. The capsule was fed to a mouse, which later exploded.
Input: One daisy petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A white orb that emitted light for three minutes. The orb failed to manifest any anomalous effects afterwards.
Input: One black dahlia petal
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A physically unchanged petal. D-914-16 died upon touching it. The corpse did not show any signs of injury.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Coarse
Output: One stack of papers, twenty-six individual puddles of ink forming the shape of each letter of the English alphabet.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Coarse
Output: One dictionary, the contents of which have been altered so that each page now consists of varying single letters listed in alphabetical order. Further analysis showed that the number of letters and their typesetting matched the equivalent page of the original dictionaries.
Input: One dictionary
Setting: Coarse
Output: One dictionary, the contents of which appear identical to the original. Contains a cognitohazard that causes anyone attempting to read the book to suddenly become incapable of recognising written English. Effect is not triggered if viewed through any recording medium. Initially discovered by Intern Faris upon retrieval of the output. Further testing showed the inability to process written words to be continuously anomalous in nature, as any progress made in relearning to read would be suddenly lost in regular three-minute intervals. No abnormal effects observed while reading other languages. Effect faded after approximately 5 hours, at which point all reading ability was restored. Result incinerated.
Input: One cartridge of "Splatoon 2"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One cartridge containing the game "Call Of Woomy," a game similar in playstyle to the Call of Duty series and the Splatoon series. Item placed in break room after passing anomalous screening.
Input: Plush toy of the character "Marina"
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One animate plush of a Amphioctopus fangsiao². Item placed in anomalous storage after seemingly dying from hypoxia.
Input: All sixteen copies
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Twenty three anomalous paper cones that imprinted on various personnel around Facility 23. Capable of insulting people whom the imprinted subject dislikes in a distinctively nasal voice using Elizabethan-era English.
Input: Twenty two of the above output
Setting: Rough
Output: One large compressed pile of paper, blackened at the edges with soot. A large cognitohazard that replaces affected personnel's linguistic capabilities with that of an average Elizabethan-era layman's is burnt onto the top of the pile of paper.
Input: One broken guitar.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One guitar, broken in a different fashion.
Input: One broken guitar.
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden, uniform 24-sided polyhedron, 10.16cm on each side. Each facet is lined along its sides with small pieces of guitar wire, leaving the corners exposed. The six tuning pegs are evenly spaced out among the facets of the object; those facets can be hinged open. Connecting facets in turn can be hinged back to open the object even further, allowing the object to be disassembled into six objects each consisting of 4 facets and a tuning peg. Disassembling and reassembling the polyhedron has proven mildly addictive for any personnel handling it; whether this is due to an anomalous property or said personnel just being easily amused is still uncertain.
Input: One broken guitar.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A wooden septahedron, 19.2cm on each side, and a crank formed from the tuning pegs. Each of the object's seven sides has a hole the crank can be inserted into, marked with I-VII in Roman numerals; doing so and turning the crank produces a random song based on the side. The following properties have been noted based on which side the key is inserted into:
Input: One origami kusudama
Setting: 1:1
Output: Thirty simpler origami models of various shapes, including animals, containers, and flowers
Input: One origami kusudama
Setting: Fine
Output: An origami kusudama, altered so that the units that the model is composed of make up a fractal pattern. Further screening shows that this pattern extends into the interior of the model, likely to a microscopic level. Attempting to tear or crumple the paper or pry open the model has yielded no results.
Input: One origami kusudama
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plain white paperweight made of compressed paper. When sheets of paper are brought within a roughly 5 meter radius of the object, they will anomalously begin folding themselves into kusudama units, the same size as the ones used in the original model. When thirty such units are present, they will automatically join together to form a new kusudama that exhibits no anomalous effects. If no paper is present, the object will begin extending its effects to other materials, starting with more malleable materials such as metal, then moving on to brittle things like wood or glass, often resulting in models covered in dangerous splinters and shards.
Input: One Blu-ray copy of “John Wick”
Setting: Rough
Output: Burnt shards of the disk.
Input: One Blu-ray copy of “John Wick”
Setting: Course
Output: Silicon dust, an aluminum based alloy and polycarbonates, sorted into neat piles.
Input: One Blu-ray copy of “John Wick”
Setting: 1:1
Output: A DVD copy of “John Wick”
Input: One Blu-ray copy of “John Wick”
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of “John Wick 3”.
Input: One Blu-ray copy of “John Wick”
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animated miniature figurine of the character “John Wick”.
Input: One note
Setting: Fine
Output: A crude drawing of France
Input: One painting kit, one 100×50 cm canvas
Setting: Fine
Output: A depiction of La Liberté guidant le peuple by Delacroix, but with the French flag replaced by a white flag.
Input: One pair of aviator glasses, two pocket mirrors
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged pair of glasses. However, when worn, the wearer will experience a change of point of view, going from first person to third person.
Input: One pair of aviator glasses, one glass tetrahedron
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of 4-D glasses. Unfortunately, it is incompatible with any type of media, since 4D encoding does not yet exist.
Input: Both photos
Setting: Fine
Output: A photo of WR Markham giving a present to SR Vil. The photo is in the style of Shintaro Kago, and replicates a drawing in which [DATA EXPUNGED].
Input: AWM rifle
Setting: 1:1
Output: An M24 Sniper Weapon System, and a Ruger P89 pistol.
Input: “Gray’s Anatomy” Third Edition 2004
Setting: 1:1
Output: A textbook titled “Gray’s Anatomy” First-and-a-half Edition 2005 but pages 203-287 are interchanged with pages 329-413, swapping chapters 14 through 16 with 23 through 26.
Input: “Gray’s Anatomy” Third Edition 2011
Setting: Fine
Output: A textbook titled “914’s Anatomy” Fourth Edition 2011. Textbook now contains anatomical data on some of the living anomalies contained at Site-██ as well as the publisher changing to “Foundation Publishers”. The textbook has been sent to Site-██ for comparison with recorded data.
Input: “Gray’s Anatomy” Third Edition 2019
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A textbook titled “Gear’s Anatomy” First Edition 2020 with the cover art changed to photos of SCP-682, -882, -053, and -184 as well as the author changed to “The Clockworks - A Dr. Gears Project”. The book contains the background of Senior Researcher Dr. Gears, their current health ailments, as well as an experimental cure for cancer that has not reached Stage 4. There is a mention of the portion of the medical budget that has been allocated towards Dr. Gears' recovery as well as a list of researchers that have come to assist the funding further. Textbook sent immediately to the medical research ward at Site-██ for testing.
Input: One photo of Dr. Veritas
Setting: Fine
Output: One hollow paper statue of Atlas carrying the world.
Input: One photo of Intern Sora
Setting: Fine
Output: One photo of Sora, with the pictured name tag showing his supposed promotion to the position of Senior Researcher
Input: One photo of Dr. Zane
Setting: Fine
Output: One photo depicting gameplay of video game "Surgeon Simulator"
Input: One photo of J.R. Kai
Setting: Fine
Output: One photo of a seemingly feminine version of J.R. Kai, standing in front of SCP-914 while wearing a lab coat. Has an effect where viewer will feel affection towards J.R. Kai, and display a desire for J.R. Kai to wear feminine clothes. Item deemed non-anomalous, however.
Input: 20 grams.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A 5-gram ball of pure copper, a 5-gram ball of pure iron, a 10-gram crystal of pure sulfur.
Input: 20 grams.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small jester's cap comprised of sulfur, with copper decorations and iron balls on the ends of the cap.
Input: 20 grams.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small iron box with a copper button. The words "PRESS ME" are etched into the button.
Input: Photo of Lee Harvey Oswald
Setting: Coarse
Output: A torn photo of John Hinckley Jr.
Input: Photo of Lee Harvey Oswald
Setting: 1:1
Output: Photo of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Input: Carcano Model 1891/38 Infantry rifle, loaded
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two Thompson/Center Contender pistols, not loaded
Input: Above outputs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two helmets with the Austro-Hungarian coat of arms emblazoned on. One has the flag of Zapadoslavia in Führerreich, while the other has the flag of interwar Yugoslavia in our timeline.
Input: Above item.
Setting: Fine
Output: One Blu-Ray of Season 914 of The Twilight Zone, containing 19 episodes of 914 themed cautionary tales. Rod Serling has been replaced by Dr. Veritas and each researcher plays themselves in dramatizations of previous test logs. However, the show is still in monochromatic film and the props/effects are seemingly from the same era. The episode list is as follows:
Input: A CD player.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small laser-pointer and an open-framed, motorized CD tray, each with a slot for a single AA battery. Laser-pointer confirmed to output a beam outside the visible spectrum, rendering the object useless.
Input: A CD player.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A box with a slot in the side; the slot was determined to only accept music CDs. Inserting a music disc and pressing the button on top of the box causes various effects on persons within a 12-meter radius. Pressing the button a second time stops the effects and ejects the disc. The effects appear to be related to a particular song on a given disc. Prof. Wren noted the object's effects with the following albums:
Input: One controller
Setting: Rough
Output: A lump of silicon, a cylinder of plastic, a small chunk of copper, and a rubber cube
Input: One controller
Setting: Coarse
Output: A disassembled NES controller with stripped screws. The controller shows signs of being pulled apart with force.
Input: One controller
Setting: 1:1
Output: A controller for the Nintendo Family Computer, the Japanese equivalent of the NES.
Input: One controller
Setting: Fine
Output: A heavily miniaturized version of the controller belonging to the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, with a cord compatible with USB-style ports.
Input: One controller
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cube-shaped housing for a system of gears and oddly shaped circuit boards. The gears rotate on their own using a system of incredibly small pistons and driving mechanisms. The housing has a cord compatible with original NES systems, and once plugged in, the gears and pistons will shift around the housing rapidly, automatically playing whatever game is loaded into the console. Gameplay resembled a normal playthrough, but during a challenging segment, the player character received a game over due to fall damage after a session of particular difficulty, and the console promptly shut off. No activity has since been recorded from the device.
Input: Items as listed above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of seemingly normal aviator glasses. The camera appears to have been amalgamated into the glasses, creating a pattern across the lenses.
Input: One balloon
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalously-stable lattice of solid metallic hydrogen in a deflated balloon. After removing the balloon, it was discovered that the crystal displays superconducting abilities.
Input: One gas bottle
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged gas bottle. Scans reveal that hydrogen within the bottle has been anomalously solidified.
Input: The introduction note, the pen
Setting: Fine
Output: A blank sheet of paper and the pen refilled with ink.
Input: All six paint buckets
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single paint bucket. Inside, the paint forms a chromatic circle, depicting a 16-bit palette. Whenever something touches the paint, it will take the colour of the paint touched. The effect lasts for an equivalent time to the sum of the red, green, and blue values in RGB coding. No other anomalous effects detected.
Input: iPhone
Setting: Fine
Output: One RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS iPhone 6 with the app "Raid: Shadow Legends" installed, has a RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS cognitohazardous effect where upon viewing, will cause the RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS viewer to RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS become unable to describe objects with RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS anything except the phrase "RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS". Effect removed after application of amnestics.
Input: Two new boxes of tissue paper, 500g of SCP-143, one Nike running shoe for the left foot of size 14
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalously animated horse-like creature. Of note, the body of the output appears to be modelled after a cow and has a tail composed of shoelaces. The output has "skin" made of an amalgamation of paper and SCP-143, while scans have shown that the creature is stuffed with cloth and rubber from the shoe. The specimen only vocalises horse sounds with no pattern whatsoever. Output incinerated.
Input: One Chuck E. Cheese arcade token, 2L of wood glue, fifteen 1cm-diameter pearls, one 50W light bulb
Setting: Fine
Output: Six semi-functional Barbie-brand military action figures, each with a different loadout to match traditional military-themed army men toys. When pressed on the head, each figure will vocalize through unknown means one of five army callouts, some of which include inappropriate dialogue for children. Outputs showed increased resistance to physical and thermal damage tests. Sample testing shows all materials have been integrated together on the nanoscopic level. Barbie is not known to have produced toys similar to the output. Outputs incinerated.
Input: Five Canadian quarters, one rubber chicken, three red plastic cups, 1L of peanut butter in a glass beaker
Setting: Fine
Output: Three Funko-brand Pop! figurines modelled after Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, and Tony The Tiger. On closer inspection, the Tony figurine has life-like fur made from thin plastic filaments and metal claws. Once again, sampling has shown all input materials have been integrated equally, excluding the peanut butter, which is contained in a 4cm-wide circular base that each figure is attached to.
Input: One box of brownie mix, four sheets of A4 paper, two small synthetic wax candles, one bent bicycle wheel
Setting: Fine
Output: One picture in a metal frame. The picture is too abstract to describe and changes colours frequently when not directly viewed by personnel with no repeating patterns. The picture is a visual cognitohazard and is made of wax, paper, and cardboard. The colouring of the picture is made of brownie mix. Incinerated.
Input: 6kg of plastic, one toy horse, one damaged 256GB USB flash drive, eight ping pong balls of assorted colours, 15g of gold dust, 1kg of iron
Setting: Fine
Output: One complete anatomical model of a mythical centaur with organ names engraved onto the plastic. The model is disassemblable and all organ pieces are held to the base with magnets. After closer examination, the USB flash drive was located within the plastic stomach. After being removed and plugged into an isolated computer, the complete genome and cloning instructions for reproducing, via stem-cell-based cloning, a "real" 3m-tall centaur through non-anomalous means as well as a child variant that will grow up and die at the predicted age of 128, was found on the flash drive.
Input: Two Playboy magazines, five expired train tickets, one damaged iPhone 4S, three pairs of flip-flops.
Setting: Fine
Output: One figurine of an unidentifiable female wearing extremely revealing plastic clothing. Said figurine possesses a cognitohazard that forces all individuals that see it to verbally refer to it as "dummy thicc". On a related note, the figure is rotund, giving it a slightly overweight appearance. Several anomalous properties have been discovered; when the figure is in the presence of any mobile device that has saved pornographical images on it, any woman in said images will be slowly replaced by the figure the longer the device is within 5m of the figurine.