7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One walnut cutting board
Setting: Fine
Output: A cutting board. Engraved on its face are the words "Stability Board". After placing the cutting board on surfaces of materials that are typically used for kitchen counters, such as marble or granite, the cutting board will lock itself in place when a person is unintentionally about to exert a force on it. When cutting on it, any imperfect usage of a knife or sharp object that would normally cause the board to slide around or move abruptly will not have any effect on the cutting board.
Input: One walnut cutting board
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A wood board. Engraved on its face is text in an unknown language. When placing food items on the board they get instantaneously prepared in varying ways.
Input: One LED strobe light
Setting: 1:1
Output: A visibly unchanged strobe light. When tested by D-95718, no visible change occurred. Further analysis indicated that the strobe light was emitting large amounts of gamma radiation. D-95718 showed no signs of injury or radiation poisoning, possibly because of the short exposure time to the radiation.
Input: One LED strobe light
Setting: Fine
Output: A black rectangle visually resembling the input with circuitry visible, altered to produce more thermal energy than light and a continuous glow. When tested by D-95718, the output radiated light measuring less than 1.6 lumens, while the input produced 400. However, the surface temperature of the LEDs increased rapidly, reaching a temperature of 90.5 degrees Celsius after five minutes of use.
Input: One LED strobe light
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unchanged strobe light. When activated, D-95718 reported that they were unable to move during the periods of time that the light was shining. Testing with multiple D-Class found that a random person will be teleported to a different location during every period of darkness, with all other people in the vicinity unable to move. All anomalous effects ceased once the power to the room was cut and the light was deactivated.
Input: One piece of blue origami paper
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded pieces of blue paper. The tears found on the paper were found to be consistent with those made by a human.
Input: One NSK-brand ball bearing
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two metal rings, with the smaller ring resting within the larger ring. 10 ball bearings. A small puddle of liquid, later verified via laboratory tests to be lubricant.
Input: One piece of blue origami paper
Setting: 1:1
Output: One piece of blue origami paper of different length and breadth but with the same surface area as the input.
Input: One copy of the blueprints for the atomic bomb “Little Boy”
Setting: Fine
Output: One copy of blueprints for a warhead, which is to be powered by a currently unknown compound known as “cordium”. No anomalous properties observed. Object incinerated.
Input: Aforementioned camera
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged camera, excluding the label and number which now read "Friend" instead of "Amigo", and "3-5" instead of "620". The film counter, which tells the user how many photos they have left, has been replaced with an infinity symbol. Despite this, the camera still only allows for the standard eight shots per pack of rebranded Polaroid 600 instant film, and 10 shots for older packs of original Polaroid 600 instant film. Each dark slide released from the camera when a new pack is inserted will now have a replaced line of text on it that reads a random quote about friendship. Photos taken with the camera will show a random friend or set of friends of the operator seamlessly incorporated into them. Objects in the photos will appear manipulated, moved, or outright removed in order to accommodate this.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: 1:1
Output: A miniature petri dish.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: 1:1
Output: A tiny glass bottle.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: Fine
Output: A highly detailed glass anatomical model of an octopus eye.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature microscope, complete with a tiny slide.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small glass sphere, etched with a generic "biohazard" symbol.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: 1:1
Output: A glass disk, etched with a pattern of concentric circles evoking an optical illusion of movement.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: Fine
Output: A slide which appeared identical to the input. Upon inspection, it was found to contain a complex assembly of microscopic glass gears.
Input: One microscope slide
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, anomalously mobile set of wind up teeth. The output attacked D-8151, inflicting several minor puncture wounds to the hands before being terminated by impact with testing chamber floor.
Input: 1cm cube of cobalt
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1.4cm cube of red cobalt(II) nitrate. Nitrogen and oxygen from the atmosphere in the input are likely included in the output. Anything that touches it gets stained red, and the stain is difficult to remove. The floor of the Output Booth had to be scoured with a steel sponge, as the stain could not be removed with any common solvent.
Input: 1cm cube of nickel under vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: A nickel antenna, visually similar to those in consumer cellular devices, except for the fact that it's shaped as an equilateral triangle. The fractal pattern appears to continue at least beyond the extent at which it can be detected with an optical microscope. It appears to be capable of picking up a wide band of frequencies, from 120MHz on the low end, to at least 600ZHz on the high end. Output was folded and crushed repeatedly.
Input: 1cm cube of copper under vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: 10m spool of fine copper wire. The copper wire appears to have no resistance, thus being a superconductor. The multimeter used for testing the wire's electrical properties began heating up significantly during testing. Taking it apart, it was found that the battery's electrolyte had vaporized, causing it to swell. Further testing pending permission.
Input: 1cm cube of zinc under vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: The output booth has been thoroughly searched, but nothing was found. The scrape marks left in the floor of the output booth, along with a few other scratches and dings from previous testing, seems to have disappeared.
Input: 1cm cube of glass-encased gallium under vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: A small dish of pure silicon with a tiny bead of melted gallium. The gallium doesn't stick as would be expected, instead behaving more like liquid mercury in the fact that it remained clumped up in a bead. When left sitting out, it did not turn back into a solid. The nickel from before was retrieved and dissolved into it. The resulting alloy has been discarded.
Input: 1cm cube of glass-encased germanium under vacuum
Setting: Fine
Output: A small, round mirror with 10cm² area. Items reflected in it appear in black and white. Reflected items and persons do not show the signs of age and wear in their reflection. The reflection of SCP-914 shows a large [REDACTED] attached to the [REDACTED] of the machine.
Input: One storage locker
Setting: 1:1
Output: One metal ice chest
Input: The above ice chest
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One metal mini-fridge. Fridge has anomalous cooling properties, despite appearing non-functional. Opening the fridge causes frigid vapor to pour out from no discernible source, the likely cause being water vapor. The mini-fridge is found to freeze the air that enters it.
Input: One storage locker
Setting: Fine
Output: One storage locker. The locking mechanism has been replaced with a standard Foundation keycard reader, except it's made entirely of iron. The keycard reader is not functional, meaning the locker cannot be opened without forceful entry.
Input: One storage locker
Setting: 1:1
Output: One filing cabinet with three drawers and built-in racks for hooked folders to hang from.
Input: One lockbox
Setting: Fine
Output: One lockbox. Its internal lining is missing, instead having a grid of slots for sorting small items in. D-20932 was instructed to sort a sewing kit into the box, but she kept misplacing items and mixing them up. The output seemingly produces a cognitohazardous effect in which items placed in the slots are completely forgotten about, as is the slot itself.
Input: One lockbox
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One miniature safe. Its locking mechanism is non-functional, and anyone can open it. There appears to be a 30% chance that when it is opened, it is empty. Items lost to it are never recovered.
Input: One lockbox
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One lockbox made of an unusually durable steel alloy. Any attempt to crush, dent, or pierce the box's wall is met with almost one hundred percent of the force being reflected. Dropping the box from a height of 150 centimeters results in it bouncing like rubber for nearly sixteen minutes, before coming to rest on the floor. The locking mechanism does not fit the key that came with the input, nor does the lock match any known type of lock. It cannot be opened by any known means.
Input: One lockbox and its key
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One thin metal locking briefcase. It appears to be a normal non-anomalous metal briefcase when opened. When an object is placed inside, any attempt to fit a different object in as well would result in the briefcase failing to close. An object larger than the briefcase can be inserted into the briefcase, and the briefcase will still close and latch with some effort.
Input: One lockbox and its key
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A lockbox with the words "Void Vault". When opened, some air was sucked into the box. Multiple items were placed into the lockbox, but it became clear that they could not be retrieved. A geolocator was dropped into the box, and the signal was soon lost. An autonomous drone with an attached cable was sent into the box to explore. After thirty seconds, the cable fell slack. After fifteen minutes, the cable was withdrawn. The end of the cable appears as if it was stretched and snapped. The drone wasn't recovered. The box was then locked.
Input: Nothing. Ms. Elinvo had been asked to imagine her keys in the Input booth. She was allowed to keep them at her and examine them at any time during the test.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Nothing. Ms. Elinvo reported to imagine her keys in the Output booth and began to recount a memory of how a fellow student named Albert repeatedly stole her utensils, including her keys. She was unable to recall that Mr. Albert Muiden had been her divorced husband. Despite her dementia, Ms. Elinvo showed no sign of distraction during the narration nor did her story change when prompted to relate it again. It has been noted that she absentmindedly puts her keyring at or onto the thumb while talking about this story.
Input: Nothing. Ms. Elinvo had been shown a metal mug filled with water and was asked to imagine it in the Input booth. The mug was kept in the same room, but swapped with an empty ceramic one without her knowing during the refinement process.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Nothing. Ms. Elinvo imagined a deformed mug and a pot of tea in the Output booth. While using words like "dented", which imply a metallic composition, she attributed the mug's white colour to either porcelain or ceramic due to uncertainty. Upon enquiry, Ms. Elinvo asserted that the only metal part of the output is the handle of the teapot. The teapot was noted to contain cold water.
Input: Nothing. Ms. Elinvo had been shown an umbrella and was asked to imagine it in the Input booth. The umbrella was removed from the room after the booth closed.
Setting: 1:1
Output: SCP-914 refined for a total of 27 minutes before gradually coming to a halt. The Output booth did not open until the next refinement process concluded. Ms. Elinvo and Researcher Laskenta were in a casual conversation during the refinement process and did not notice its end, however, Researcher Laskenta remarked the extended machining time once. After being interrupted by present personnel, Ms. Elinvo enquired about the current test object and was not able to recall having seen any umbrella in the room.
Input: One wooden cross
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ash
Input: One wooden cross
Setting: Coarse
Output: Two small pieces of wood.
Input: One wooden cross
Setting: 1:1
Output: One wooden Star of David.
Input: One wooden cross
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden cross. The words “Jesus loves you” were burned into it.
Input: One wooden cross
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same cross, but with the ability to fly, produce yellow light, and speak. It proclaimed itself as a “Destroyer of Sin” and hovered near Dr. Leinnes, repeatedly hitting him on the head and berating him for an affair that he was conducting while dating a female researcher. Dr. Leinnes terminated the object by snapping it in half.
Input: Christmas ornaments
Setting: 1:1
Output: One box of ornaments shaped like various tropical fruits
Input: Christmas tree
Setting: Fine
Output: A slightly smaller Christmas tree, decorated with gear-shaped ornaments formed from the same metal and plastic as the original tree. The tree smells slightly of cinnamon, and occasionally produces faint sounds, such as joyful laughter and jingling bells, despite lacking any discernable method for producing such effects.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: A small plastic and metal model of the 'portal gun' from the Portal series of video games. Instead of the fictional Aperture Science logo, the model features a Volkswagen logo on its surface.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: A large model of a smartphone of an unknown make. The screen of the smartphone emits light via anomalous means, and features a single "Call" button that can be tapped. When this button is tapped, the object repeatedly emits the sound of a phone ringing, until the button is tapped again. No actual telephone signals are sent from the object. The back of the object features a printed Volkswagen logo.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic and metal model of what appears to be the Allen Telescope Array, a radio telescope array in California used by the SETI institute to search for extraterrestrial intelligence. The model is static and has no anomalous properties.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: A long, bent plastic rod and a smaller bent metal rod that both roughly resemble the Gateway Arch located in St. Louis, Missouri.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: A large non-anomalous irregular clump of plastic and metal, with a flat surface on one side. The letter K is very lightly engraved into the flat surface.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: One large plastic bar similar in shape to the original aluminium ingot, and a small metal cube
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Fine
Output: Seven flat plastic discs stacked on top of each other, and a metal sphere.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Two vertical rectangular prisms composed of plastic and metal.
Input: 500 grams of LDPE, one aluminium ingot, one toy VW Beetle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An assortment of irregularly shaped metal and plastic objects with an anomalous property that convinces all human subjects who visually perceive them that the objects are large gold nuggets. When any significant amount of material is removed from any of the objects with the intention of analyzing it, a sound resembling a voice shouting "Tricked you!" is emitted by the object and the object loses its anomalous properties.
Input: One aluminium cube, one ISC containing a simple heating spell (EP-016)
Setting: Fine
Output: A non-anomalous irregular aluminium rod in the appearance of a typical 'magic wand' in fantasy fiction, and a spell container of different design containing what appears to be a previously unknown simple ignition spell.
Input: One aluminium cube, one ISC containing a simple antimemetic spell (PA-001)
Setting: Fine
Output: A spherical object with an aluminium exterior. Upon exiting the output booth, the object gained antimemetic properties, became animate, and began rolling around the test chamber. The object then rolled into the intake booth undetected during the next part of the test.
Input: One aluminium cube, one ISC containing a simple levitation spell (EG-052), previous output
Setting: Fine
Output: A large, thick rectangular metal plate made from mostly aluminium, with the words "Forget your worries and fly away" engraved onto one side. When the object comes into contact with a human subject, the subject will temporarily forget about any topic that causes them to worry and be thrust upwards with a force approximately twice their weight for a duration of around 15 minutes. If this occurs outdoors, this will likely result in the subject exiting the atmosphere. Despite the severity of the effect, most subjects are incapable of realizing the situation they are in, as it will cause them worry to do so. This effect does not appear to be thaumaturgical in nature.
Input: One sign
Setting: Fine
Output: One safety sign, displaying a cognitohazardous symbol in place of the number of days. Upon viewing the sign, D-6283 began to exhibit aggressively violent behavior, and attacked testing staff. D-6283 was terminated by on-site security, upon which the sign changed to read "This Site Has Worked 0000 Days Without Injury."
Input: One copy of The Dungeon Master's Guide
Setting: Rough
Output: A large pile of scrap paper and cardboard, as well as a large puddle consisting of various colors of ink
Input: One copy of Tasha's Cauldron of Everything, which contains various notes and spells from the fictional character known as "Tasha"
Setting: Fine
Output: An anomalous entity of ink resembling of the character Tasha, as well as a neat stack of paper and leather binding. The entity began vocalizing incantations from spells found in the book upon the output booth opening. The output was subdued and destroyed after two security personnel suffered spontaneous laughing fits for approximately one minute.
Input: One copy of The Player's Handbook
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A sheet of paper with instructions printed on it for casting the spell Delayed Blast Fireball found in the tested book, as well as a large pile of scrap paper and various colors of ink. The instructions for casting the spell require far too many hand movements and vocalizations to possibly be useful in any combat scenarios. Testing was performed in a reinforced room in order to prevent damage to the facility, conducted using a D-Class, and ended after 45 minutes and around 200 attempts at casting. Only one attempt ended in a successful cast. Class-A amnestics have been administered to the D-Class. The output was placed in Anomalous Storage pending transfer to the Department of Thaumatology.
Input: One MBTA map
Setting: 1:1
Output: A book of all current (as of the date of this test) instrument flight rules (IFR) procedure plates for Logan International Airport.
Input: One MBTA map
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the MBTA subway system with a listed copyright date of 2040. Several additional subway lines have been added and most preexisting lines have extensions and branches of various lengths, forming a considerably more comprehensive subway network than currently exists.
Input: One MBTA map
Setting: Fine
Output: A stack of paper timetables for various North American rapid transit systems with various listed dates of applicability, with the earliest being for March 1923 and the latest for 1-16 June 2080. All timetables with non-future dates appear to be accurate for the indicated timeframes.
Input: One MBTA map
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A map appearing visually-identical to the input. D-3487, tasked with retrieving the map, vanished upon touching it. The map was successfully retrieved by remote manipulation and transferred to the testing room, with D-9283 (equipped with an augmented GPS tracker and a radio transceiver) then being instructed to touch it. D-9283 placed his fingertip on one of the lines indicating subway routes, midway between two station markers, and vanished. D-9283 reported being in "a [EXPLETIVE] dark space" before sounds consistent with electrical arcing were heard and communications ceased. D-9283's corpse was recovered from the Washington St. Tunnel (part of the MBTA subway infrastructure), having apparently been electrocuted from stepping onto the third rail used to power trains. The map appears to be a teleportation device that immediately transports anyone who makes skin contact with it to the corresponding location in the MBTA subway system; the fate of subjects touching blank sections of the map is unknown, as D-3487 (who vanished upon making skin contact with a blank section of the map near its edge) has not been located, despite efforts by Foundation agents embedded in local law enforcement agencies.
Input: One M16 manual
Setting: Fine
Output: A manual for the AK-47. It is written in Russian and, when read, it allows the user to understand the internal workings and manufacturing specifications of the AK-47 regardless of the reader's knowledge about the Russian language. Readers seem to have a preference for the AK over the AR platform of weaponry and will get into debates with anyone who prefers AR platforms and escalate the argument to violence. The D-Class used for testing was detained and sedated after they tried to attack a security guard. Effect has been shown to wear off with application of amnestics.
Input: One Human Again CD
Setting: 1:1
Output: One CD copy of the Lenka album Shadows.
Input: One Human Again CD
Setting: Fine
Output: A CD-ROM containing a single document named "life.odt". The document was found to be the memoirs of an alternate-timeline version of Ingrid Michaelson, detailing her career as an MTF agent prior to the 2033 dissolution of the SCP Foundation.
Input: One Human Again CD
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unlabeled CD. When inserted into a CD player, it was proven to be a recording of SCP-2337, apparently singing. Will consistently produce audio with a volume in excess of 190 dB, even when the device used for playback would not normally be capable of producing audio at this volume. D-9124 admitted to medical bay with ruptured eardrums and severe tinnitus. CD player was destroyed by the high volume.
Input: One Site-19 orientation brochure
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Site-43 staff orientation brochure.
Input: One Site-19 orientation brochure
Setting: 1:1
Output: A flyer for a Sarasota, Florida, mental health clinic.
Input: One Site-19 orientation brochure
Setting: Fine
Output: One "Site-19 Staff Disorientation Brochure", entirely blank except for the title and an unknown but nonanomalous symbol on the front cover a visual cognitohazard on the front cover that caused all non-D-Class Foundation employees viewing it to immediately lose their ability to balance. The cognitohazardous effect was not discovered until Jr. Researcher McKee, escorted by Security Officer Langsdorff, entered the test chamber to transfer the brochure to the testing room (as D-12039, tasked with retrieving the output, had experienced no anomalous effects from viewing or handling the brochure, it was thought not to be cognitohazardous); when D-12039 handed the brochure over to Jr. Researcher McKee, the latter stumbled and fell upon seeing its front cover, as did Security Officer Langsdorff when, in the process of trying to catch her, he inadvertently viewed the cognitohazardous symbol as well. Output successfully incinerated. The effect of the cognitohazardous symbol on the two affected personnel wore off an hour after the two had viewed it.
Input: One wooden pallet carrying one Rosetta Stone replica and 200 kg of granodiorite
Setting: Rough
Output: A large pile of jagged granodiorite fragments and wood splinters.