7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Bowling ball
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged bowling ball. While the output was retrieved, security footage on the roof of the Facility captured the anomalous manifestation of several similar bowling balls in the sky, which proceeded to impact the building, causing minor structural damage. veral vibrations were detected on the facility roof. Outputted and retrieved bowling balls were all incinerated.
Input: Above wooden box
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged box, now labelled with “Kai’s infestation”
Input: Seven kilograms of waterlogged paper locusts in a standard janitorial plastic bucket
Setting: Rough
Output: One highly-compressed brick of paper vaguely resembling SCP-914, several shards of the inputted plastic bucket, one large ice cube
Input: Hand-crank flashlight
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually smaller flashlight. D-Class was sent to retrieve the output and instructed to operate it. After three consecutive cranks of the flashlight, the D-Class reported the output as working as intended. The flashlight passed anomalous screening and was placed in Intern R. Skye's care.
Input: One 5-kg boulder
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One stone statue of a gutted lamb carcass
Input: Five EpiPens
Setting: Fine
Output: Five separate medical syringes labelled "Adrenalinject". The syringes are black except for a clear glass on the side of each syringe. Testing with D-class showed that the fluid in the syringe drastically increased the strength, speed, stamina, and pain tolerance of whoever has been injected with the fluid for approximately ten minutes. At the end of that period, the subject goes into immediate cardiac arrest. If the subject receives medical attention quickly enough and survives, no anomalous traits are observed to remain with the subject after revival. Four full syringes remained after testing. Two were sent to Research and Development to test if the solution could be diluted, while the others were placed into Anomalous Storage.
Input: One modified LED connected to a battery
Setting: Fine
Output: One electronic device with an integrated battery
Input: One modified LED connected to a battery
Setting: Fine
Output: One LED connected to a battery. No anomalous effects were reported while observing it with visual protection. When observed by the naked eye, the light emitted by the LED shifts the observable portion of the electromagnetic spectrum of the observer, while not affecting the band of visible light. The alteration approximately lasts the number of seconds observed in hours. No lasting damage to the brain or the eyes have been recorded.
Input: One modified LED connected to a battery
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small circular device with an integrated LED in the centre with the anomalous effect of reversing the peripheral and focal vision clarity of anyone that views the light produce by the LED regardless of if it was observed through a direct or indirect medium. Output incinerated.
Input: One of the aforementioned drives
Setting: Rough
Output: A shredded flash drive. Data unrecoverable.
Input: One of the aforementioned drives
Setting: Coarse
Output: Several circuit boards along with several pieces of melted plastic. Data was corrupted and only a few words could be analyzed.
Input: One of the aforementioned drives
Setting: 1:1
Output: One flash drive containing a copy of the video game 'World of Goo'
Input: One of the aforementioned drives
Setting: Fine
Output: Similar to input, but the amount of space the game's code took up on the flash drive is noticeably larger, taking up nearly all of the space on the drive. The game is now titled 'CARRION: Anniversary Edition' and is much longer than the original. Multiple new abilities, including three that were previously unused named 'Thermovision', 'Impregnation', and 'Acid Immunity' were introduced. Several new areas that utilize these mechanics were also added. A New Game Plus section is added, which appears after the player finishes the main game once. Playing this mode does not change the gameplay, but introduces various new enemy types and consumables.
Input: One of the aforementioned drives
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One flash drive. Anomalous screening revealed that the game, now titled 'CARRION: Augmented Reality Edition' contained a cognitohazard that activated as soon as the executable file is opened. The D-Class used for testing, once under its influence, perceived themselves as the carnivorous entity controlled by the player in the game and attempted to "hunt" and consume other personnel. However, since no actual physical change manifested, the subject was unable to cause any actual harm to others around them or damage to Facility 23 and was easily apprehended and amnesticized.
Input: The above
Setting: Fine
Output: An inanimate clay figure standing 71.12 cm upright, resembling the "Grunt" entity from the aforementioned series. A small plaque lays positioned at the base with the words "Rich" made from pieces of the USB drive.
Input: Jennifer Government, 1984
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of Industrial Society and Its Future
Input: Jennifer Government, 1984
Setting: Fine
Output: A manifiesto, titled Будущее правительств и корпораций (The Future of Governments and Corporations), written in Russian. The author was identified as ████ █████████ █████████.
Input: Jennifer Government, 1984
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An object that can only be described as a cognitohazard. Any attempt to describe the object otherwise results in the manifestation of a lethal cognitohazard.
Input: One 0.5 kg block of dark chocolate, one 0.5 kg block of white chocolate
Setting: Fine
Output: One disassembled jigsaw puzzle made of chocolate. The image on the puzzle is a photo-realistic rendition of ''Jeff the Mug Cat'', created using dark and white chocolate.
Input: One 0.5 kg block of milk chocolate
Setting: Fine
Output: One computer keyboard made entirely of milk chocolate. When plugged into a computer, the output functions as a normal keyboard, despite having no electronic components. However, it cannot be used for long periods of time, as the heat from the user’s fingers would cause the keys to start melting.
Input: One set of rubber gloves, two DVDs, one copy of Hamlet
Setting: Fine
Output: One DVD containing an unidentified recording of a performance of the play Hamlet, a set of small rigid plastic gloves, and a stack of American letter size paper with an irregularly shaped hole apparently burnt through the entire stack. The recording contained within the DVD features actors with the appearance and voice of several research personnel assigned to SCP-914. None of the researchers observed in the recording have a recollection of ever participating in such a performance. The plastic gloves appear to be made from the material from a DVD disk, and are too small to be worn by a human subject. The outputted stack of paper is noticeably thicker than the input, and is entirely blank. Despite its appearance, the stack of paper appears to retain its previous mass in solid form. The hole in the stack of paper was covered by an irregular pattern of rubber, with the appearance of having been splattered onto the paper from an uncertain origin and solidified.
Input: One DVD, 30 grams of anchovy powder, two panes of Pyrex glass
Setting: Fine
Output: A small teddy bear roughly matching the appearance of the one in the original photograph made of Pyrex glass and a translucent plastic ball with what appears to be multiple identical small anchovies inside.
Input: One windshield wiper, one diamond, one set of safety scissors
Setting: 1:1
Output: A small toy car made from the materials of the windshield wiper, one small irregular chunk of graphite, and one large rectangular sheet of plastic with what appears to be a safety manual for scissors written on one side.
Input: 20 grams of anchovy powder, 20 grams of sunflower root powder, one bar of steel, one pane of pyrex glass, one copy of Hamlet
Setting: 1:1
Output: 40 grams of unidentified organic dust, a small steel model that appears to be a stylized depiction of a person stealing from a bar, an unlabelled beaker, and a stack of A4 size printing paper with the text of the SCP-914 document repeated 340 times in fine print. The steel model and the organic dust was stored inside the beaker at the time of output.
Input: One windshield wiper, one pane of Pyrex glass, two sets of safety scissors, one chainsaw
Setting: Fine
Output: A small handheld machine of indeterminate purpose, with the words “THE GOOD VERY GREAT WAAIPERSLICER”(sic) written in large block letters on the outside of the handle. The handle is connected to a cylindrical body with a featureless plastic casing, and two different appendages protrude from each side. The longer appendage is a rectangular double sided saw blade, which rapidly vibrates vertically(in the direction perpendicular to the length of the blade and parallel to its flat surface) when a button on its side is pressed. The vibration will stop after the button is pressed again. The shorter appendage appears to be a plastic shaft that branches into three smaller shafts, each connected to a large plastic knife blade, a small squeegee, and a Pyrex glass monocle on a plastic chain, respectively. The shorter appendage does not move starts rotating counterclockwise when Researcher Cho laughs audibly in its vicinity. The rotation will stop once she laughs again after a delay longer than five seconds.
Input: 60 grams of sunflower root powder, one bar of steel
Setting: Fine
Output: A small animate steel model of a sunflower plant’s root system, with a soft organic bulb-like appendage at the top. When in motion, the object will accumulate its “roots” into four limbs and proceed in a slow quadrupedal walking motion. When stationary, it will spread its “roots” back apart. The object is not hostile and appears to ignore attempts at interaction.
Input: One bar of steel, 20 grams of sunflower root powder, one copy of Hamlet
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A large, virtually indestructible white sphere capable of motion and speech, as well as visual and auditory perception of its surroundings. Upon leaving the output booth, the object interacted briefly with D-99823 and Researcher Cho before being captured and put into containment. A transcription of this incident is recorded below.
Input: One digital watch
Setting: 1:1
Output: One digital watch, of a different model from the input.
Input: One digital watch
Setting: Fine
Output: Visually unchanged watch. The watch no longer displays time but now displays the temperature and pressure of a random environment.
Input: One digital watch
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visually unchanged watch with the display no longer functioning. No anomalous effects were observed when held.
Input: Where's Waldo?
Setting: 1:1
Output: Where's Wally?, apparently identical to the original edition published in the United Kingdom.
Input: Where's Waldo?
Setting: 1:1
Output: Where's WALL-E?, based on the 2008 Pixar animated film. Puzzles are based on the first portion of the film, with WALL-E hidden among vast amounts of rubbish on every page.
Input: Where's Waldo?
Setting: Fine
Output: Where's Waldo, 914th Anniversary Edition. Output appeared superficially similar to the original; however, closer inspection found substantial alterations:
Input: Where's Waldo?
Setting: Fine
Output: A small red and white book, titled Pourquoi, Waldo?, by an unknown author. Contains handwritten musings on Waldo's motivations, reasons for his travels, and broader questions of existential philosophy.
Input: One bath towel
Setting: Rough
Output: Several bundles of cotton and pools of red dye
Input: One bath towel
Setting: Coarse
Output: A pile of red cotton microfibers
Input: One bath towel
Setting: 1:1
Output: One green bath towel. No anomalous properties detected.
Input: One bath towel
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged bath towel. Upon testing, the towel proved to be 15% more absorbent than the input, though the time to clean and dry the towel has been notably increased.
Input: One bath towel
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged bath towel. Upon testing, the towel was shown to be hydrophobic, and incapable of drying or absorbing any moisture.
Input: One desk
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Argos Camden-series desk self-assembly kit
Input: Three desks
Setting: 1:1
Output: One haphazardly-assembled vanity dresser made from the inputted kits. Of note was the unique drawer mechanism, where a drawer could be extended and swung via a hinge from under the table of the dresser.
Input: Three desks
Setting: Fine
Output: One statue of a man constructed from clockwork and wood. Closer inspection revealed it to be an animatronic lacking a power source. Incinerated due to safety risks after the animatronic was found to have several concealed weapons while being transported by D-class to a testing facility.
Input: Five chairs
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Campaign chair self-assembly kit
Input: Seven chairs
Setting: 1:1
Output: Two wooden coffins, upholstered with cushions from the inputted kits
Input: Seven chairs
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ornate chair with a spider-like clockwork base, featuring multiple legs of completely different and unique design. Output is capable of ensuring the seat remains perfectly perpendicular to the ground, regardless of how unstable or inclined the surface of the ground may be. However, the output has also displayed signs of limited sapience, anomalously vocalising Finnish insults against furniture anything of Swedish origin, as recorded below.
Input: Aforementioned LMG
Setting: 1:1
Output: One PKP Pecheneg machine gun with its wooden components having been replaced by composite from the inputted LMG
Input: Aforementioned GPNVG
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of visually unchanged goggles. When worn and activated, it temporarily blinded Researcher Szymons. After being removed from Researcher Szymons, analysis revealed the output to be capable of amplifying the brightness of images seen through the goggles by approximately 200,000 times, thus making the goggles useless as they effectively blind any user who activates them. Output was placed in Anomalous Storage while Researcher Szymons has been administered eye drops and sent home for the day.
Input: Aforementioned M1 helmet
Setting: Coarse
Output: A visually unchanged helmet, with the helmet liner having been removed from the outer steel shell
Input: Aforementioned M1916 Stahlhelm
Setting: Fine
Output: An M88 helmet made entirely out of steel, with the Kevlar components of a normal M88 missing due to the lack of any analogues in the input.
Input: Aforementioned Brodie helmet
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of metal scraps and torn leather
Input: Aforementioned assault rifle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Bushmaster-Remington Adaptive Combat Rifle (ACR) assault rifle. The rifle has no missing parts due to the similarities of design between the inputted rifle and the output.
Input: Aforementioned model
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An animate plastic model resembling the input, with the tank treads modified to provide enough traction for the output to move. The output displays limited signs of sentience, recognising personnel by blood, attempting to assault any person with Slavic, Dutch, French, English, or (sometimes) Italian nationality or heritage (Allied powers of WWII) by ''aiming'' its main cannon or hull-mounted machine gun and anomalously vocalising sounds of gunfire. Due to the lack of additional mass and propellant for ammunition, no projectiles were observed to be fired out of the output. The SS tank commander figurine in the commander’s hatch is animated and vocalises era-appropriate German whenever it orders the tank to assault an individual by hurling repeated insults at the victim until the "attack" ends. The output attempted to attack and insult Researcher Szymons due to his Polish heritage. Output was placed in Anomalous Storage.
Input: One illustration
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of shredded paper with traces of ink
Input: One illustration
Setting: Coarse
Output: A sheet of paper and a puddle of ink
Input: One illustration
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sheet of paper with a crude drawing of a dog. The dog has human-like eyes, similar in appearance to the illustration of the cat within SCP-040-JP. D-300294 was suffering an alternate effect of SCP-040-JP. Constantly repeating the phrase "There's a dog" instead of a cat. D-300294 was administered proper amnestics and was given the same instructions as before.
Input: One illustration
Setting: Fine
Output: A photorealistic sketch of the cat within SCP-040-JP. It produced the same effects as SCP-040-JP and D-300294 was given amnestics.
Input: One illustration
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A paper cut-out of an illustration of the cat within SCP-040-JP. Upon the Output door opening, D-300294 vocalized the phrase "There's a cat" multiple times in a distressed tone, showing that it produces the effects of SCP-040-JP. The cat walked out of the booth in a erratic manner and attempted to leave Research Cell 109-B by sliding itself under the door. It was then neutralized via incineration to prevent personnel within Facility 23 from suffering its effects. All personnel exposed to the cat were administered amnestics shortly afterwards.
Input: Aforementioned paper
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A Möbius strip made from the entire piece of paper. Output generates a cognitohazardous effect wherein whoever views it will attempt to orient the object on a single face. The output affected Researcher Szymons first. After approximately five minutes of trying to orient the object with one face up, R. Szymons became frustrated and attempted to incinerate the output. Object incinerated with a robotic arm.
Input: Aforementioned plate carrier
Setting: 1:1
Output: One “Slickster” model plate carrier made by Ferro Concepts. No missing parts have been identified from the input.
Input: Aforementioned ACH
Setting: Fine
Output: An M1916 Stahlhelm made of composite and high hardness rolled steel from the input. No anomalous effects have been observed when the output helmet is worn.
Input: One AR500 plate
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged plate from the input. During testing at the onsite armory, D-32423 shot the plate with a .40 S&W round from a Jericho 943. The output shattered immediately and the bullet ricochet back towards D-32423 in an extremely precise trajectory, killing him instantly by impacting above the glabella.
Input: One AR500 plate
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visually unchanged plate from the input. When shot with conventional firearms, there was no visual difference from the input. An anomalous effect was observed when the plate was attached to a human being and shot with any caliber. Whenever a round impacts the plate, it will multiply the impact force via unknown means and by varying amounts. This effect causes differing damage to the body, from welts and bruises to broken bones and internal bruises. D-35672 has been admitted to the infirmary with a broken rib after being shot in the chest with a 7.62 x 39mm round. Object has been placed in Anomalous storage.
Input: Class-Y Mnestic
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged pill. D-97993 was instructed to consume the pill and remain on standby in an isolated containment cell. After nine minutes, the subject abruptly pointed at the supervising Level-3 researcher, claiming that he would receive a gunshot wound to his leg in the near future. When asked how he knew this, the subject reported a newfound ability to see "glimpses" into the future when viewing another person, reciting events that have yet to unfold, most of them relevant to his future condition as a D-class personnel. After fourteen minutes, D-97993 began vocalising expletives, claiming that he now knew what would happen to him at the end of the month, and attempted to breach containment by breaking the observation panel. The subject was restrained by security personnel, but collapsed while being removed from the cell, mumbling and twitching uncontrollably before expiration. Autopsy results proved inconclusive regarding anomalous causes of expiration, discovering only the simultaneous presentation of multiple giant aneurysms of the three major coronary arteries, likely due to stress induced by anomalous effects of the output.
Input: One AK-15
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of metal scraps and melted plastic
Input: One AK-15
Setting: Coarse
Output: A perfectly disassembled AK-15, parts sorted neatly into groups
Input: One AK-15
Setting: 1:1
Output: An M4 modular assault rifle, with a pile of extra composite in the output booth
Input: One AK-15
Setting: 1:1
Output: An FB Radom Wz.96 Beryl assault rifle, with a small pile of composite materials left to the side of the output
Input: One AK-15
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A fully animated statue of a Kamchatka Brown Bear made from materials of the input. When D-93927 attempted to retrieve the output, it attacked him by scratching at D-93927’s hands and throat. Due to its reduced size, the output was contained after Researcher Szymons led it into a lockbox. Lockbox with the output has been placed in Anomalous Storage, while D-93927 has been admitted to the infirmary with minor laceration wounds.
Input: One CZ 75 pistol (original, Czech variant)
Setting: 1:1
Output: One NZ-75 (Chinese variant of CZ 75). The magazine spring is slightly narrowed to create the golden colour of the pistol.
Input: One IMI Jericho 941 pistol (Israeli variant)
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 1:50 model of the Jericho II (YA-3) missile
Input: One JSL Spitfire pistol (British variant)
Setting: Fine
Output: A Colt M1911 pistol, optimized for effective range.
Input: One Sarsılmaz Kılınç 2000 pistol (Turkish variant, aka AR-24)
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A FAMAE FN-750 pistol (Chilean variant). When used, the pistol creates a cognitohazard which causes the user to believe they are in Santiago de Chile, and causes them to speak only in Spanish for exactly 750 minutes. Incinerated.
Input: One collar
Setting: Rough
Output: Piles of metal, plastic, polyester, and nylon.
Input: One collar
Setting: Coarse
Output: One dog collar, but completely disassembled.
Input: One collar
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cat collar, though it is slightly thicker than a standard cat collar. The nametag has also been changed into a bell.
Input: One collar
Setting: Fine
Output: One visually unchanged dog collar, however, when placed onto any mammal the nametag will display the name of the being that is wearing it. The displayed name vanishes from the nametag when the collar is removed. Item placed into Anomalous Storage.
Input: One collar
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One visually unchanged collar. However, when it was retrieved by D-Class, it attached itself to his neck and anomalously demanifested partially into the flesh, leaving only the tag visible, which displayed only the D-Class’ ID number. All attempts to remove the collar have been unsuccessful.
Input: One blonde wig
Setting: Coarse
Output: A disassembled wig, with the hair pulled out and sorted in order of length in a row.
Input: One blonde wig
Setting: Fine
Output: A braided figurine of the Dragqueen contestant in the talent show ''RuPaul's Drag Race''.
Input: One blonde wig
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A blonde wig, visually identical to the input. When worn, D-65769 started to act like a dragqueen contestant in the talent show ''RuPaul's Drag Race'.
Input: Aforementioned Fedorov
Setting: 1:1
Output: A Karabiner 43 semiautomatic rifle, with a pile of wood from the input.
Input: Aforementioned Springfield
Setting: Fine
Output: The input rifle with a device similar to the existing experimental Pedersen Device attached to the receiver. On closer investigation, the device is made out of steel from non-vital places of the receiver, magazine well, and under the barrel of the rifle. The attached magazine to the device fires .30 Carbine (7.62 x 33mm) cartridges. Muzzle velocity and effective ranges are minimal, significantly smaller than the input rifle. Misfires occurred with every other shot during the first tested magazine due to a misshapen receiver.