7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: One balance scale and weights
Setting: 1:1
Output: Scale with two 500 gram weights, of exact same design as the original weights, on either end. Scale noted to be painted blue instead of green, but otherwise identical to input.
Input: One balance scale and weights
Setting: Fine
Output: One scale that upon initial opening appeared unchanged, but upon closer examination appeared to have many smaller more precise marks as small as 1 nanometer. Weights were smaller, and had a density identical to the platinum-iridium alloy used in the international prototype kilogram. Spectroscopy tests show the same composition as the original steel cylinders.
Input: One balance scale and weights
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One unchanged balance scale, tilted heavily towards the left side. Both cylinders were identical in appearance. The left cylinder appeared extremely heavy based on the scale, but as soon as a D-class personnel reached to pick it up, the cylinder flew as if struck with large amounts of force. It immediately fell, with tests later confirming it to fall at roughly 2g of acceleration. Despite this, the cylinder reacted as though much larger forces were applied, even in extremely small shock load tests. The right cylinder was entirely unaffected by gravity, if left undisturbed it begins to float and tilt due to earth’s rotation, but requires much more force to move relative to a normal cylinder.
Input: One Game Genie device
Setting: Fine
Output: An externally identical device. However, when used in the same way as a non-anomalous counterpart, the header text reads "I WISH…" and the keyboard can be used to write a request in English which the game will mirror. The device uses exact wording to create undesirable versions of these requests, similar to a stereotypical genie. Such as if "MARIO DIDN'T DIE" is entered in Super Mario Bros, the resulting game will simply replace both players with the Luigi character. The internals of the device seem to be a highly advanced AI to read the input text and an unidentified board that performs the usual functions of the device, as controlled by said AI.
Input: One Nintendo Entertainment System copy of Loopz
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A complex array of electrical components, made of the same materials as the input. Despite no clear power source, touching the device with bare skin will cause it to shock and burn the person doing so. After this, they experience neurological alterations akin to severe OCD, causing them to arrange objects so that they create a circle. There is no known way to reverse the effects, but they can be managed in the same way as mundane OCD tendencies.
Input: One Nintendo Entertainment System copy of Tetris
Setting: Fine
Output: An otherwise identical cartridge with a white label reading "eBay" with the same colors as those on www.ebay.com, but with a 1980s font. Placing the device in a fitting console will load a game which acts as a primitive interface with the site, somehow updated despite no clear internet connection. Internal examination reveals an incoherent mass of plastic and metal.
Input: One Nintendo Entertainment System controller
Setting: 1:1
Output: A similar device, with the exception of a third button labeled "C" next to the first two. Pressing this sends a signal to pressing the down and A button at the same time.
Input: One Nintendo Entertainment System Zapper Light Gun controller
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small orange and grey robot resembling Dynastes hercules, or a Hercules Beetle. The robot will attempt to grab any gun within visual range and grip the trigger with its legs. As of yet it has never successfully fired one by doing so, but it is contained with active-item security to prevent it from reaching a firearm outside of testing.
Input: One penny press machine
Setting: Fine
Output: One “pressed penny presser”. Inserting a pressed penny will result in it being compressed into a thin, featureless disc, then dispensed.
Input: One penny press machine
Setting: Fine
Output: One coin press machine that accepts the coin of lowest value from any existing currency. The coin is printed with an image of a landmark from the region where the currency is used. For example, inputting a Japanese 1-yen coin yields a print of Mount Fuji, inputting a British 1-pence coin yields a print of the Big Ben tower, and inputting an Indonesian 25-rupiah coin yields a print of Borobudur. Inputting a 1-cent euro coin will yield a landmark from a random nation in the European Union.
Input: One penny press machine
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A modified penny press machine with a chute instead of a slot. Inserting any material into the chute will result in the machine dispensing multiple “pressed penny” shaped objects made out of the material, compressed to an extent that would not be possible under normal circumstances.
Input: One mouth guard
Setting: Coarse
Output: One mouth guard with sizeable holes in it.
Input: One mouth guard
Setting: 1:1
Output: One retainer, seemingly ineffective at retaining teeth.
Input: One mouth guard
Setting: Fine
Output: One bluish green mouth guard with an inscription reading, "For fresher breath."
Input: The thumb drive
Setting: Fine
Output: One thumb drive containing an executable program. When installed onto a computer and run, it displays an interface resembling the layout of a Twitter account page, although initially there are no posts displayed. Clicking the button that would usually be used to write a post will instead generate one automatically, the content of which is a "callout post" about whoever is using the computer when the post is generated, detailing an extensive list of "problematic" things that the user has done in the past. Despite being framed as severe crimes, the actions of which the user is accused of seem to be mundane or mildly offensive at most. A brief list of users and generated posts is included below.
Input: One wooden cup, one stainless steel cup, one ceramic cup
Setting: Rough
Output: Broken ceramic shards, pile of ashes, and one rusted iron cup.
Input: One wooden cup, one stainless steel cup, one ceramic cup
Setting: Coarse
Output: Pile of wood pulp, iron, cobalt, chromium, and various other elements sorted by weight, and a misshapen piece of unhardened clay.
Input: One wooden cup, one stainless steel cup, one ceramic cup
Setting: 1:1
Output: One small wooden bowl, one small stainless steel pan, and one light brick.
Input: One wooden cup, one stainless steel cup, one ceramic cup
Setting: Fine
Output: One very dense cup, created from the three previous cups. Tests on the cup revealed that the cup is evenly made up of the elements that make up wood, stainless steel, and ceramic. Upon testing to determine stability, the cup shattered into several pieces. All pieces were cleaned up and placed into storage.
Input: One wooden cup, one stainless steel cup, one ceramic cup
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One ceramic cup filled with a molten substance, which was revealed to be wood pulp melted in liquid steel. Upon sight of the cup, the viewer is immediately compelled to drink the liquid. Item was retrieved and disposed of.
Input: One can of Off! brand mosquito repellant spray
Setting: 1:1
Output: One can of Off! brand spider repellant spray. This is not an existing product from the manufacturer.
Input: One can of Off! brand mosquito repellant spray
Setting: Fine
Output: An animate bat made of metal, with an insect spray contained inside its abdomen. The bat is typically passive, but if it detects a mosquito it will chase after and spray it, using a sprayer on the inside of its mouth.
Input: One can of Off! brand mosquito repellant spray
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One can of On! brand mosquito attractant spray
Input: One stepped caps lock keycap
Setting: Rough
Output: Shredded plastic
Input: One stepped caps lock keycap
Setting: Coarse
Output: One plain caps lock keycap
Input: One stepped caps lock keycap
Setting: 1:1
Output: Near-identical keycap, with only the print being replaced by the words "Hats Lock". Using it on a keyboard produces no anomalous effect.
Input: One stepped caps lock keycap
Setting: Fine
Output: Near-identical keycap, with only the print being replaced by the words "Cap Lock". Using it on a keyboard in place of the caps lock key prevents all other keycaps from detaching.
Input: One stepped caps lock keycap
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small plastic pill.
Input: One plain caps lock keycap
Setting: Rough
Output: A thin irregular disk of plastic that appears to be a solidified puddle of molten plastic.
Input: One plain caps lock keycap
Setting: Coarse
Output: One menu key keycap
Input: One plain caps lock keycap
Setting: 1:1
Output: Near-identical keycap, with only the print being replaced by the words "Cups Lock". Using it on a keyboard produces no anomalous effect.
Input: One plain caps lock keycap
Setting: Fine
Output: A similar-sized keycap with the words "Caps Lock Undo" printed on the top. Closer inspection has revealed that it may cause some anomalous effect when used on a keyboard, but it appears to be unable to fit in any known make of keyboard.
Input: One plain caps lock keycap
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A thin plastic film, with the words "Locks Cap" printed on its surface. Upon touching the surface of any lock(the definition of "lock" appears to be arbitrary but reasonable), it will wrap itself around it, turning itself into a removable 'cap' for the lock. The object returns to its film state once removed.
Input: One Electrocardiograph
Setting: 1:1
Output: An identical electrocardiogram. When activated, the device records the surrounding heart rate and electrical activity of the heart of every individual within a 15m radius. There are no indications as to who the heart rate may be monitoring at the time, unless an individual is either added or removed to the radius.
Input: One Electroencephalograph
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical monitor. When connected to a subject patient, the monitor works as intended. After a period of 1 hour, the subject’s cranium begins expanding at a rate of 2mm per minute. There are no indications of pain or damage to the subject or their cranial condition. If the subject is removed, the subject will attempt to reattach the probes to their cranium, in a similar manner to an addict. Further testing cancelled after a D-Class damaged the output by forcibly removing the electrodes.
Input: One Electrooculogram
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical monitor. When active, the monitor records all current vision of whoever is connected to the machine. The subject connected to the monitor feels no sensation of any pain, and instead can function normally. However, all dials and buttons on the monitor change an aspect of the eyes, despite their labeling; dials to regulate the rate of electric activity instead change the colour of the subject’s iris. This leads to the subject’s vision becoming tinged to the selected colour.
Input: One Electroretinogram
Setting: Fine
Output: Testing Cancelled. ERG was found to be non-functioning and had sustained damage to the cords. Dr. Rose removed the ERG from the testing site for safety reasons.
Input: One Pulse Oximeter
Setting: Fine
Output: A near identical Oximeter. The labels on both the monitor and the laser device have been replaced with the logo of Are We Cool Yet? When in use, the subject connected reported excruciating pain across the body. The monitor readings reported toxicity of the blood was at maximum levels. After three minutes, the subject suffered anomalous hemorrhaging of all internal organs. D-Class died by exsanguination after a period of seven minutes and nineteen seconds.
Input: One Electromyograph
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A monitor in similar style to the input. To the monitor, a multitude of varying cords have been added, each with their own purposes. When active, the monitor acts with the ability of all previous inputs. When an individual with a minor medical ailment is connected to the device, the individual anomalously becomes subject to an extreme method of treatment. The following table details some examples.
Input: One stone slab, one slip of paper with “Fiat justitia, ruat caelum” (Translation: Let justice be done, though the heavens fall) written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: The same slip of paper, nearly folded in two. One stone slab, with the top rounded off in the style of a tombstone. Etched on the slab is the Lord’s Prayer and an inscription reading: “RIP Justice - Forever in Our Eyes”.
Input: One stone slab, one slip of paper with “Audentes fortuna iuvat” (Fortune favours the bold) written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: A pile of ash, and the same stone slab. Etched on the slab is the phrase “Et mites autem haereditate possidebunt terram”. This phrase translates to “And the meek shall inherit the Earth.”
Input: One stone slab, one slip of paper with “Ecce homo” (Behold the man) written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: The same note, unchanged, and the same stone slab. Etched into the slab is a relief of a human face in lifelike detail. Who the slab is depicting is yet unknown, as all facial recognition databases indexed have yet to detect a match on any person.
Input: One stone slab, one slip of paper with “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” (Who will guard the guards?) written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: The same slip of paper, folded into the shape of a cross, and the same stone slab. Etched into the slab is the logo of the Foundation.
Input: One stone slab, one slip of paper with “Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori” (It is sweet and honourable to die for one’s country) written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: The same slip of paper, precisely cut into the shape of a poppy. The stone slab, precisely cut into a sword and shield. Produces a slightly memetic effect causing those who view the sword and shield to become increasingly hostile towards people of other nationalities they deemed “enemies”.
Input: The Monopoly board game
Setting: Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged Monopoly board game. All in-game transactions between players are also reflected in real life, with money transfers between the players' bank accounts. Should a player's bank account be empty, he will be unable to pick any die before replenishing his account.
Input: The Diplomacy board game
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged Diplomacy board game. However, when players get their country assigned, their personality will change to reflect that of the leader of said country in 1914. Effect lasts until the player's country has either lost or conquered over half of the board.
Input: The Battleship board game
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, animate, plastic model of a battleship. It seeks out the nearest tiled floor before placing itself on one tile, on which it will remain until someone says the coordinates of it using the format used in the board game Battleship out loud. As soon as this happens, the model will emit a soft sound resembling an explosion, before moving to another tile.
Input: The game of chess
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A game of chess with very detailed pieces. Should a move be ordered out loud to a piece using the international chess movement encoding, it will animate itself and follow these orders. If an invalid move is given, a person different from the player gives an order, or a player gives an order before his turn to play, no piece will move. Should a piece be captured, each of the two pieces will animate and proceed to fight each other, after which the captured piece will lose and move to the side of the board.
Input: One 100 gram gold bar of 99.14% purity.
Setting: Left to the prerogative of Mr. Deeds. (1:1)
Output: Two separate cubes of gold, 99.14% purity. Mass equaled 49.91g and 50.09g respectively.
Input: A 10 Euro Bill
Setting: Left to the prerogative of Mr. Deeds. (Fine)
Output: Thirteen small coin-shaped objects, bearing the ¥100 symbol, pressed from the materials of the Euro bill. It was noted that SCP-914 displayed uncharacteristic signs of strain, groaning with a higher volume than normal, and a black puff of smoke exited from somewhere within its inner workings. Mr. Deeds seemed to observe SCP-914 closely during the refining process. When pressed, Mr. Deeds remarked that SCP-914 was offering ''unusual resistance to [his] requests'', but claimed that it could not elaborate further. It then apologised to Dr. Veritas for not being able to follow his request.
Input: Ten pages of printed scam emails
Setting: 1:1
Output: Ten printed email announcements sent by Foundation internal affairs
Input: Ten pages of printed scam emails
Setting: Fine
Output: Ten pages of printed emails sent by POI-dado. Emails contain defunct links to buy various anomalous products created by the POI.
Input: Ten pages of printed scam emails
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 61cm tall paper humanoid entity who claims to be Prince Musa Aadi, lord executive commander of the Nigerian special armored legion who requires the subject to pay a fee of 5000USD to transport his gold to the United States of America. The alleged reward will be a cut of the gold, approximately a 30-70 split. He also bears “A grave warning, for your car warranty has expired” and “Your computer has been afflicted with a dangerous disease that threatens your data” despite no virus being present on any the subject's devices. Item terminated when it became physically hostile to the presiding researcher.
Input: One penlight
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plastic pen. Notably, the pen lights up with fluctuating colour when used for its intended purpose.
Input: One penlight
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical penlight. When utilised in a medical examination, the subjected patient will experience severe ocular and cranial pain, and proceed to go blind. The penlight does not get progressively hotter with use, and its effects only affect individuals who stare into the pen itself.
Input: One penlight
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic tube with a small metal button. When the button is pressed, the tube emits a light from both open ends. It is unclear where the light emanates from nor what powers the light itself. The light level is estimated to be at 130000 lumens, with a maximum distance of 3290 metres. No other anomalous properties manifested.
Input: One penlight
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One strobe light identical in size to the input. When activated, the output works as intended, despite its size. When held for between thirty-seven seconds and three minutes and nine seconds, the holder receives second and third severe burns to the full arm of the hand holding the light. The burns appear as a combination of incendiary and electrical nature. The subject will have extreme difficulty releasing the object without assistance, often requiring a minimum of three individuals to help. If not released, the burn damage continues in intensity and furthers the location damage until reaching the ocular and cranial tissue, of which the subject expires due to a combination of 3rd and 4th degree burns. When the subject dies and releases the output, it becomes inactive until held once again.
Input: One penlight
Setting: Fine
Output: A plastic magician’s wand. When examined, one end of the wand is replaced with a small light. When held, the output works as a wand found in any magic kit, however the light activates and anonymously emits a hologram to what the wielder imagines for a “spell”. When requested, a D-Class cast a “Fireball”, and a hologram of said fireball appeared. The D-Class reported feeling the sensation of intense heat emanating from said hologram. The D-Class then attempted to escape by trying to produce an intense flash and sound. However, he managed to ''flashbang'' only himself by waving the ''wand'' in front of his own face at the wrong time, and was brought back to his cell.
Input: One copy of the Poetic Edda
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of ash, in the form of the Runic character Tiwaz (↑)
Input: One copy of the Poetic Edda
Setting: Coarse
Output: The same copy of the Poetic Edda, now translated into Old English
Input: One copy of the Poetic Edda
Setting: 1:1
Output: One copy of the Prose Edda
Input: One copy of the Poetic Edda
Setting: Fine
Output: A paper sculpture of Fenrir, the legendary wolf of Norse mythology fated to kill the god Odin during Ragnarok
Input: One copy of the Poetic Edda
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unchanged copy of the Poetic Edda An identical copy of the Poetic Edda. Reading the copy results in an increased acquisition and retainment speed and skill of the Icelandic language.
Input: One of each of the aforementioned items
Setting: Coarse
Output: One box of coarse sand, 1000 ml of nitric acid and water solution in a spray bottle, a large amount of iron filings, and a can of WD-40 brand metal delubricant, which is not a product sold by the company.
Input: One of each of the aforementioned items
Setting: 1:1
Output: One container of baking powder, one bottle of rice vinegar, one sponge, and one bottle of canola oil.
Input: One of each of the aforementioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: A device that resembled a paint scraper. Could scrape rust and other forms of oxidized metal off of non-oxidized metal easily. Anomalous properties demanifested within 48 hours.
Input: One of each of the aforementioned items
Setting: Fine
Output: A small metal figurine resembling a repairman. When placed near metal objects with oxidized surfaces, the figurine animated, walked to the objects, and began to perform maintenance, slowly removing oxidation from the item’s surface via non-anomalous means using a tiny spray bottle and piece of steel wool. Contained in anomalous item storage.
Input: One of each of the aforementioned items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A black cube, approximately 0.3 meters on each side. When retrieved by the assigned D-Class, a small button on its side was accidentally pressed, causing it to emit a flash of green light that instantly removed much of the oxidation from a large section of SCP-914. Assigned D-Class collapsed within seconds due to the removal of all oxygenated hemoglobin from his body, but is expected to make a full recovery over time given iron supplements, similarly to patients suffering iron deficiency anemia, since the deoxygenated hemoglobin was not removed. Output retrieved safely by a second D-Class. Further testing revealed that the output transports all oxidized compounds containing significant amounts of metallic elements in an approximately 10-meter radius inside itself, then refines them into various pieces of pure elements, all of which can be retrieved from inside of it by opening a release latch on the top, although gaseous elements disperse immediately. Placed in anomalous containment.
Input: One plastic bar, one steel cube
Setting: Rough
Output: Plastic and steel strips
Input: One plastic bar, one steel cube
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plastic cube held together with steel bolts
Input: One plastic bar, one steel cube
Setting: Fine
Output: One Colt 1911 pistol with a plastic magazine. When a bullet is fired out of the pistol, it ricochets until it loses its momentum. During testing, it was discovered that any type of bullet can be loaded into the magazine. The magazine anomalously transforms the bullets into .45 ACP ammunition, which is the standard ammunition for this pistol model.
Input: One plastic bar, one steel cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A steel box with a plastic lid that freezes anything that touches the box. When opened, the box releases a fog composed of ice crystals. The fog was measured to have a temperature of -60°C. Being exposed to the fog without protective gear for more than half a minute causes frostbite. Two attempts at neutralization were made. Researchers were able to defrost the inside of the box, only for the anomalous properties to return twenty-four hours later. Further attempts at neutralization were not made due to the box's ability to restore its properties.
Input: One diagram of the anatomical position
Setting: Rough
Output: A diagram of a neuron
Input: One diagram of the anatomical position
Setting: Coarse
Output: A diagram of the anatomical position of Australopithecus afarensis, an earlier stage of human evolution
Input: One diagram of the anatomical position
Setting: 1:1
Output: One diagram of the anatomical position for a canine