7777yeet/914logs huggingface dataset:
Input: Oxford English Dictionary
Setting: Fine
Output: A book titled ''Reverse Engineering the Grammar of a Mad-man'' by a ''Deceptive Canus Lupus''. Within the book are 420 lessons on how to write with perfect scientific notation and clinical tone.
Input: Biography of D-77544, Four A4 sheets of paper, one ballpoint pen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One biography belonging to a “Randel Tyneer” detailing the average life of a man born in 1988 to today, one mostly empty pen.
Input: Biography of Dr. Nukea, four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The number 17 written on all sheets of paper for a total of 17,171.7 times. The ballpoint pen has been bent to form the number 7.
Input: Biography of Dr. Veritas, four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Biography of a man named “Alexander” detailing his life as a billionaire born into fortune without a care in the world, dated 1990 to 2024. One empty ballpoint pen.
Input: Biography of Dr. Zane, four pages of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Biography of a cybernetics scientist simply referred to as “Zang the mad” detailing their life as a cyborg doctor born into poverty, dated 2354-2450. One empty ballpoint pen.
Input: Biography of Intern Lunar, four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Five drawings of cat mugs, one on each page in a photorealistic art style. The plastic from the pen has been formed into a miniature coffee cup with the Foundation insignia on the side made with the remaining ink.
Input: Biography of Junior Researcher Kai, Four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Biography of a woman named “Hurtz Dees” detailing her life as a peanut farmer dodging murder drones looking for future contestants for a “Murder Brawl” to win a gallon of milk, dated 2020 to 2060. One mostly used ballpoint pen.
Input: Biography of Researcher Darby, 4 sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: An origami dumpster made of all input paper, plastic from the pen has been formed into the shape of flames, while the ink has leaked out all over the output booth.
Input: Biography of Dr. Mayo, four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A gruesomely detailed description of an open jar of mayonnaise located in the Site 19 Facility 3 break room fridge that expired 4.7 years ago. The description is written in the following 6 different languages; English, French, Unknown, [REDACTED], Korean, and German. One melted ballpoint pen devoid of ink.
Input: Biography of SR Vivic, Four sheets of A4 paper, one ballpoint pen.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A biography for a man simply referred to as the “Great Wizard” with a clockwork prosthetic leg. Does not contain any current dates. However, is estimated to be around 1000-1200CE. It details the man's life of helping the nearby village with ancient magic and alchemy similar to the Serpents Hand, with access to a great library of mythical creatures. One miniature plastic wizard hat formed from the pen's plastic, devoid of ink.
Input: One plastic jack o’lantern
Setting: 1:1
Output: One plastic pumpkin pie with one slice missing, accounting for the missing pieces of the pumpkin.
Input: One plastic jack o’lantern
Setting: Fine
Output: One plastic pumpkin, carved into a tetrahedron. Each side depicts an instance of the Sierpinski Triangle fractal.
Input: One paper sign.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One paper sign reading “Merry Christmas”.
Input: One paper sign.
Setting: Fine
Output: Three origami bats. Upon opening of the output door, subjects flew about the room before eventually perching on Researcher Connolly’s shoulder. Subjects terminated successfully by security.
Input: One bowl of candy.
Setting: 1:1
Output: One bowl containing lollipops. Sticks are made of sugar, making consumption difficult.
Input: One bowl of candy.
Setting: Fine
Output: 28 candies, believed to belong to SCP-330. As soon the first candy was touched, the person suddenly became acutely aware of the two candy rule. Consumed across 14 D-Class.
Input: One AKS-74U
Setting: Fine
Output: One OTs-14 "Groza". The rifle is significantly less efficient to fire, but has an increased effective range.
Input: 5m by 10m physical world map, without all territory with population densities below 5 people per square kilometre
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 5m by 10m political world map, with said territory being marked as ocean. Touching any point in the map would cause information regarding the nation, first-level subdivision, and the locality itself to appear in the location of the Indian Ocean and Antarctica, although information may not be accurate to the current state of affairs. Iran, Azerbaijan and Russia are noted to have employed extensive use of dikes along the former Caspian shore.
Input: One choker
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Visibly similar choker, except it is split horizontally into two pieces, connected via velcro. The choker was launched directly at WR Markham's neck, wrapped around it, and split itself, anomalously decapitating her without ending her life in the process. The head shows resistance to be placed back on the neck, similar to magnets being repelled from the same polarity.
Input: One cube of brass
Setting: Rough
Output: A pile of brass flakes, mass equal to the input
Input: One cube of brass
Setting: Coarse
Output: One cube of copper with 30% of the input mass, one cube of zinc 50% of the input mass, one cube of aluminium with 20% of the input mass
Input: Oil Can
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sheet of tin, folded into the shape of a star. Oil missing. During processing, the sound of the oil can being used could be heard from within the clockworks. The amount of noise 914 makes while running decreased by more than 60%.
Input: One cube of brass
Setting: 1:1
Output: One cube of zinc. When cut apart, the inside was like a matryoshka doll. Inside the zinc cube was a copper cube, and inside the copper cube is an aluminium cube.
Input: One cube of brass
Setting: Fine
Output: Three brass gears
Input: One cube of brass, three brass gears
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small clockwork music box. When the key is turned, the Hallelujah Chorus can be heard in the head of the person holding the box. The music continues until the mainspring unwinds or the box is put down.
Input: The soprano sax.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A brass figurine of a man at a diner-style table. When looked at, the viewer hears the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey played for roughly 40 seconds before it abruptly cuts off.
Input: The alto sax.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A large brass abacus. The abacus has 12 rows of brass beads with 6 beads per row. The outer frame has wood inlay decorating it, presumably formed from the saxophone's reed.
Input: The tenor sax.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Ten small brass-fiber bags with handles formed from the reed, each containing one small brass boating paddle.
Input: The baritone sax.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A long, narrow brass halberd. The entire weapon is hollow with an opening at the bottom. The upper portion of the handle is lined with a series of holes. The back of the halberd head consists of the reed and mouthpiece. The remaining portions of the halberd head have been confirmed not to be sharp, rendering it useless as an actual weapon.
Input: Fist-sized quartz crystal
Setting: Fine
Output: An animated humanoid made from quartz. Instead of ordinary movement methods, the crystal grows and crumble as the being ''moves''.
Input: 1 100g sheet of aluminum.
Setting: Fine
Output: A small thermos made from aluminum, and the chamber also had a vacuum inside. When the thermos was opened during testing, it started releasing air with enough force to launch itself around the chamber. No injuries. Notably, the thermos released the air slowly, unlike what would usually be expected when high pressure is released from a container. Farther testing proved that the aluminum thermos has been made more resilient through anomalous means.
Input: 100g sheet of aluminum, 1 hawk feather.
Setting: Fine
Output: Object came out of the output chamber at high speeds and immediately crashed into a wall, destroying itself in the process. On further inspection, the remains seem to resemble a hollow Hawk made of metal.
Input: 70g of sulfur, 200ml of oil in a glass bottle, 140g of pine resin.
Setting: Fine
Output: One jar of an unidentified dark thick liquid. Testing found out that the liquid is quite sticky and extremely flammable and very resistant to distinguishing to put out when ignited. Attempts to recreate the mixture proved futile.
Input: 70g of sulfur, 20g of charcoal, 1 hawk feather
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A pile of ashes, which coalesced into a small baby bird of a currently-undetermined species. The bird aged rapidly over the course of two weeks, before crumbling to a pile of ashes identical to the pile that it initially formed from. The largest size reached by it was similar to that of a hawk, but its wingspan was much shorter and its tail was much longer, resulting in an inability to fly.
Input: All above items
Setting: Fine
Output: Box, with text engraved "SCP-███'s special box". When output booth opened, SCP-███ manifested and gave Researcher Miniwa a lecture on not breaking the box. Box placed in anomalous storage, with shock-absorbing foam (in case of earthquake).
Input: One lighter
Setting: 1:1
Output: A pocket torch lighter.
Input: One lighter
Setting: Fine
Output: A lighter capable of holding three times the original amount of lighter fluid, likely through a spatial anomaly.
Input: One lighter
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A lighter, when used, will ignite any cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. within five meters of the flame produced from the fluid.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with carbon
Setting: Fine
Output: 1cm cube of diamond transparent graphite.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with nitrogen
Setting: Fine
Output: 1.5cm glass pill containing nitrous oxide. The output is heavier than the input; additional oxygen is assumed to have come from the atmosphere.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with oxygen
Setting: Fine
Output: 5mm cube of unknown substance. Testing reveals that the crystal structure has twice as much oxygen as glass, silicon tetroxide.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with fluorine
Setting: Fine
Output: A miniature of M.T. Johnson on a glass base. Testing reveals the miniature to be composed of billions of oxygen fluoride chains, some thousands of units long. Assuming oxygen content came from atmosphere.
Input: 1cm cube of glass filled with neon, the lithium from a previous test, some scrap iron
Setting: Fine
Output: A small red-orange lamp. R.A. Walker attached it to his glasses and walked around with it for the rest of the day. The makeshift battery died after nine hours of use.
Input: Above items
Setting: Fine
Output: Four items:
Input: All of the above items
Setting: Fine
Output: One book, labeled “914’s Guide to Throwing the Perfect Halloween Party”. Contents were completely blank, however it produced a cognitohazardous effect which caused the reader of the “book” to be obsessed with throwing a Halloween party. Subject believed the book to be full of valuable information regarding the hosting and throwing of Halloween parties.
Input: One pair of glasses
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A strange spherical device with a large glass lens on one side and a much smaller one on the other side; the sphere itself is made from the plastic and metal from the glasses' frame. When looking through the small lens, all objects and personnel will appear as rotund balloon-like objects. When looking through the larger lens, the viewers' field of vision will be shrunk down, similar to tunnel vision. The two effects caused by this device are confirmed to be anomalous, but they possess no lasting or harmful effects.
Input: One pair of glasses, 50g of Gold.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of glasses similar to input; however, all plastic and metal have been sufficiently gold-plated. When using the glasses, the wearer will know the purchase price of any object they focus on for more than 5 seconds; this effect can be used in conjunction with photographs. Notably, items are not always priced using normal currency, or in any currency whatsoever.
Input: Pair of glasses, 25g Platinum.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of aviators with a platinum brim that allows the wearer to see all human heat signatures within a 50m radius; via a red outline of their person. However, the wearer can no longer perceive the existence of walls and similar obstructions by any means other than touch. Notably, the effects of these glasses are maintained for 10 seconds after removal. Item holds potential usage for MTF personnel during covert ops and thus has been moved to anomalous storage.
Input: One pair of glasses, 15g of pure silver
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of glasses that allows the viewer to see directly through all types of non-digital one-way mirrors. Surprisingly, the glasses possess no other anomalous or dangerous properties.
Input: Two pairs of glasses, 1kg bronze.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A semi-cylindrical device with a wide opening on the bottom with a 3cm wide concave glass lens at the halfway point, approximately 8cm into the wider bottom end. The upper end splits into 3 triangular prisms with tesseract triangle lenses on each end angled inwards at 16°.
Input: One pair of glasses, 30g of pure iron.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of glasses with an iron brim around the lenses; when worn, it allows the wearer to see numbers above any object after focusing on it for roughly 10 seconds. The number represents the weight of the observed object in kg with perfect accuracy down to the second decimal.
Input: One pair of glasses, 10g depleted uranium
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cylindrical device with glass on each end capable of turning pure sunlight into harmful gamma radiation via one end, and when radioactive material is placed against the gamma ejection end, the other end will produce a steady stream of white light with no hazards. The object has been placed in anomalous storage with thin lead shielding and warning symbols.
Input: One pair of glasses, 10g beryllium bronze
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One pair of seemingly unaltered glasses; however, when worn, the lenses will twitch as if made of biological material for 4 seconds after which the wearer will be able to see, albeit temporarily, with perfect vision measured 10/10, better than 20/20. When the glasses are removed, the effect ceases and vision of the user returns to normal. The glasses will automatically adjust perfectly to any doctored prescription lenses, contacts, and laser surgery. The glasses' anomalous function will not activate if the wearer is missing one or both eyes or if the user has damage to one or both optic nerves.
Input: One pair of glasses, 500g of silicon.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: One miniature vinyl record comprised of the input materials, able to be played with any analog record player without any modification needed. The top side of the record is imprinted with a label simply stating ”Top ForS flip side 2 Cu, reverse pos” made of the metal from the glasses' brim. The anomalous properties will only manifest when played as stated above, which consist of extremely strong audio-based cognitohazards; these hazards will not transfer to digital recordings, instead being replaced by a different sound.
Input: The bear.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A plush polar bear. Determined to be non-anomalous.
Input: Previous output.
Setting: Fine
Output: A plush tiger shark. D-class noted getting the "Baby Shark" song stuck in his head while making eye contact with the plush; Prof. Wren and 3 other personnel noted the same reaction.
Input: Previous output.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A plush goose. Upon the output booth opening, the goose waddled off; an anomalous effect was noted where the goose appears to vanish from sight when looked at for more than 4 seconds, apparently inducing a "blind spot" in the viewer's vision.
Input: See above
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A single box with the cover art of 17 Again. When touched, a holographic recreation of the 17 Again movie only visible to the user begins to play around the user; however, the exact actors may vary between the actual actors, Foundation personnel, or SCPs.
Input: Aforementioned sheet of paper.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A sculpture made of a chemical approximation of wood, carved into the shape of a laurel wreath. Carved with thousands of very small eyes, some only observable under microscope.
Input: 500mm of insulated copper wire, one gold ring
Setting: 1:1
Output: 500mm of insulated gold wire, one copper ring
Input: One webcam, 500mm of insulated gold wire from last output
Setting: Fine
Output: A webcam fifty percent the size of the input, a bunch of shredded plastic. The USB plug from the camera has been replaced with a needle-thin wire. When a USB plug is reattached, testing shows the camera has a resolution of 20 gigapixels. Connection with the attached USB plug is unreliable, and the wire has been packed in cellophane to protect it from damage. The webcam has been placed into storage.
Input: SR Vivic’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: The same file, but now permanently engulfed in anomalous flame. The fire produces no actual heat and persists in any environmental conditions, including exposure to a vacuum and submersion in water.
Input: Researcher Miniwa’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A sentient origami cat. Upon opening the Output doors, subject immediately located Researcher Miniwa and proceeded to follow her wherever she went.
Input: Prof. Wren’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A small origami saxophone. Produces a cognitohazardous effect that causes anyone who views the saxophone to groan audibly.
Input: WR Markham’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: A map of the world, dated 2124. Most of the territorial landscape is completely altered and distinct from present-day Earth. A small note on the bottom indicates that this is the result of an asteroid collision, causing near-total extinction.
Input: Researcher Darby’s file
Setting: Fine
Output: Darby’s file, depicting numerous misdeeds and near-suicidal endeavours with testing. In the midst of reading, the file changed to a normal copy of Darby’s file.
Input: Dr. Veritas' file
Setting: Fine
Output: An ink drawing of Dr. Veritas on vacation. His facial expression can only be described as blissful. Produces a feeling of warmth and relaxation upon viewing.
Input: One S&S El Loco train
Setting: 1:1
Output: One Gerstlauer Eurofighter train
Input: Previous Output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One completely red Gerstlauer Eurofighter train. When touched, the train will autonomously move at around 70 kilometers per hour in less than 2 seconds. The train will stop when it hits any surface. Dr. Thompson was moved to the infirmary. Output stored in anomalous storage.
Input: Above items
Setting: 1:1
Output: A 1:6 model of the Girls Frontline character IDW, a note reading "IDW Da Nya", a round neodymium magnet doubling as a model stand.
Input: Above output
Setting: Fine
Output: A 1:6 model of WR Markham wearing clothes from the early 2000s, with the note now changed into a paper scarf draping from model Markham's neck. The head is detachable, connected via a pair of magnets.
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One 1:6 model of Researcher Connolly, covered in confetti and Halloween-themed items made from the magnet. Has a cognitohazardous effect which causes people to find Researcher Connolly and slap him six times. The effects affect every person, sans Researcher Connolly himself, exactly once.
Input: Above output
Setting: Coarse
Output: A puddle of ink, a block of plastic, a blank sheet of paper, a ball-shaped neodymium magnet.
Input: Aforementioned sheet of paper
Setting: Fine
Output: A teddy bear, capable of small autonomous movements, seemingly possessing some form of sentience. Notably, each person who has viewed the bear agrees that it should be named "Teddy". One piece of paper, containing a detailed image of a teddy bear on one side. Upon viewing this drawing, the paper is perceived as a teddy bear that responds with small movements when addressed. This effect wears off within three hours of initial exposure, and can only affect an individual once. Item placed in anomalous storage.
Input: Vanity license plate
Setting: 1:1
Output: One vanity license plate from Arizona, labelled "NOTHING"
Input: Above output
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Nothing
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: Wooden box. Contains a paper image of Researcher Miniwa inside. When opened, has a 50% chance for an image of Researcher Miniwa to appear inside, attached to a paper. If the paper is removed and the box closed, the paper vanishes.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden egg. When opened, a paper image of an ''Eevee'' is found to be inside there is a 75% chance that a paper image of an ''Eevee'' will be found, and if there is an ''Eevee'', there is a 1 in 4096 chance that the creature will be silver and white instead of brown and tan.
Input: One of the above boxes.
Setting: Fine
Output: Another, smaller box, containing nothing a small wooden mouse. When opened, the mouse will have its eyes open half of the time, and will be flipped upside down with its eyes closed the other half of the time.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden box with a ~87% chance of a photo of a cat being inside with the chances of a photo of a cat inside the box reducing with the time in between opening. This starts at a 99.9% chance directly after closing the box, and ending at a 0.1% chance 1 hour after closing the box.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden model of a trolley. When opened, a photo of five women attacking an unknown weapon is seen there is a 48% chance that a photo of five people attacking an unknown weapon is visible, a 35% chance that a photo of an armed woman bleeding out and crying on her knees is seen, and another 17% chance where no photo appears.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: One anomalous Matryoshka doll. The Matryoshka doll can be opened up to an identically sized Matryoshka doll, which can be opened up to another identically sized Matryoshka doll and so forth. The shells of the opened Matryoshka dolls are non-anomalous until used with the original doll at which point they will successfully fit back in place without extra force when contact is made with the original. Each of the Matryoshka dolls halves have a 25% chance of having a blue theme, a 25% chance of having a red theme and a 50% chance of having a purple theme. There is no set order to this colouring, closing the doll upon a certain colour does not mean the same colour will be seen once opened again. Stored in Dr. Zavalosa's belongings.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: One wooden model “motor engine” with a cord. When the cord is pulled, a engine revving noise can be heard. 25% of the time, an engine noise will also be audible for the next 3 minutes as if the motor engine successfully started.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A wooden memory module for a quantum computer. Non-functional due to having no metal components.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: Wooden miniature of a wood-chipper, with a single button on the side. The paper was lodged in the hopper. Testing shows that paper has a chance of around 50% to either be shredded normally or have alternate results.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: A box that, when opened, contains either a blank piece of paper or a piece of paper with a 64 x 64 ''pixel'' drawing of a cat in an ''8-bit'' style.
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: One unchanged box, now labelled with "Kai's kat".
Input: One of the above boxes
Setting: Fine
Output: One non-anomalous wooden Hurdy Gurdy. When cranked, it plays "Pop goes the weasel". Testing has shown that there is a 50% chance each time it is used that it will instead play a nonlethal auditory hazard.