This is a beginner friendly kata especially for UFC/MMA fans. 

It's a fight between the two legends: Conor McGregor vs George Saint Pierre in Madison Square Garden. Only one fighter will remain standing, and after the fight in an interview with Joe Rogan the winner will make his legendary statement. It's your job to return the right statement depending on the winner!

If the winner is George Saint Pierre he will obviously say:
- "I am not impressed by your performance."

If the winner is Conor McGregor he will most undoubtedly say:
- "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

Good Luck!

Difficulty: introductory

Starter code:

def quote(fighter):
	

Solutions:
statements = {
    'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    'conor mcgregor': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
}

def quote(fighter):
    return statements[fighter.lower()]

h = {
    'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    'conor mcgregor'     : "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
}

def quote(fighter):
    return h[fighter.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    return ["I am not impressed by your performance.",\
    "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"][fighter.lower() == 'conor mcgregor']

def quote(fighter):

    if fighter == 'Conor McGregor' or fighter == 'conor mcgregor' : return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'
    else: return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    pass
    print (quote)

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if "i" in fighter else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

quote = lambda w: {"g":"I am not impressed by your performance.", "c":"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}[w[0].lower()]


def quote(fighter):
  if fighter== "george saint pierre" : return "I am not impressed by your performance."
  if fighter== "George Saint Pierre" : return "I am not impressed by your performance."
  if fighter== "conor mcgregor" or fighter== "Conor McGregor" : return"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return {'conor mcgregor': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!",
            'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance."}[fighter.casefold()]

print(quote('Conor Mcgregor'))

def quote(fighter):
    return {'conor mcgregor': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!", 'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance."}[fighter.lower()]

quote = lambda w: {"george saint pierre":"I am not impressed by your performance.", "conor mcgregor":"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}[w.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    return {'george saint pierre': 'I am not impressed by your performance.',
        'conor mcgregor': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}.get(fighter.lower())

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.lower() == 'conor mcgregor': return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else: return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    if (fighter.lower() == "conor mcgregor"):
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter[1]=="e":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return {"george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
            "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}[fighter.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    text = ["I am not impressed by your performance.",
            "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"]
    return text['conor' in fighter.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    return 'I am not impressed by your performance.' if fighter.lower() == 'george saint pierre' else 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if fighter.lower() == "george saint pierre" else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter: str) -> str:
    """ Get the right statement depending on the winner! """
    statements = {
        "george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
        "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    }
    return statements.get(fighter.lower())

def quote(fighter):
    q1 = [73, 32, 97, 109, 32, 110, 111, 116, 32, 105, 109, 112, 114, 
          101, 115, 115, 101, 100, 32, 98, 121, 32, 121, 111, 117, 114, 
          32, 112, 101, 114, 102, 111, 114, 109, 97, 110, 99, 101, 46]
    f = [103, 101, 111, 114, 103, 101, 32, 115, 97, 105, 110, 116, 32, 
         112, 105, 101, 114, 114, 101]
    q2 = [73, 39, 100, 32, 108, 105, 107, 101, 32, 116, 111, 32, 116, 
          97, 107, 101, 32, 116, 104, 105, 115, 32, 99, 104, 97, 110, 
          99, 101, 32, 116, 111, 32, 97, 112, 111, 108, 111, 103, 105, 
          122, 101, 46, 46, 32, 84, 111, 32, 97, 98, 115, 111, 108, 117, 
          116, 101, 108, 121, 32, 78, 79, 66, 79, 68, 89, 33]
    to_o = lambda a: [ord(v) for v in a]
    to_s = lambda a: "".join([chr(v) for v in a])
    return to_s(q1) if to_o(fighter.lower()) == f else to_s(q2)

def quote(fighter):
    a=len(fighter)
    if a==19:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(f):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if 'aint' in f else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    if len(fighter)==19:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if len(fighter)==14:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(f):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if(f.capitalize()=='George saint pierre') else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" 

QUOTE = {"george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
         "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}

def quote(fighter):

    return QUOTE[fighter.lower()]


def quote(fighter):
    f1 = 'george saint pierre'
    f2 = 'conor mcgregor'
    m1 = 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    m2 = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    return m1 if fighter.lower() == f1 else m2

def quote(fighter):
    x ={
        'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance.",
        'conor mcgregor':      "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
        }
    return x.get(fighter.lower())

def quote(fighter):
    winner = fighter.lower()
    if winner == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif winner == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else:
        return "You did not enter Saint Pierre or Conor McGregor"

def quote(fighter):
    if len(fighter) > 14:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.title() == 'George Saint Pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    # if fighter.title() == 'Conor McGregor':
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    new_fighter = fighter.lower()
    if new_fighter == 'george saint pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    elif new_fighter == 'conor mcgregor':
        return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'

def quote(fighter):
    if 'nt' in fighter:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif 'or' in fighter:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if fighter=="George Saint Pierre" or fighter=="george saint pierre" else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." * (len(fighter) > 15) + "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" * (len(fighter) < 15)

statements_Rogan = {
    'george saint pierre':   "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    'conor mcgregor':        "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
}

def quote(fighter):
    return statements_Rogan[fighter.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    ans = {'george saint pierre': "I am not impressed by your performance.",
           'conor mcgregor': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
           }
    return ans[fighter.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" if str.lower(fighter) == 'conor mcgregor' else "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if len(fighter) > 15 else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    fighter = fighter.lower()
    quote = {
        "george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
        "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    }
    return quote[fighter]
 


def quote(fighter: str) -> str:
    george = "George Saint Pierre".casefold()
    conor = "Conor McGregor".casefold()
    fighter = fighter.casefold()
    if fighter == george:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif fighter == conor:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else:
        return ""

def quote(fighter):
    d={'conor mcgregor':"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!","george saint pierre":"I am not impressed by your performance."}
    return d[fighter.casefold()]
    pass

def quote(fighter):
    fighter = fighter.lower()
    if fighter == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter: str) -> str:
    return (
        "I am not impressed by your performance."
        if fighter in ("george saint pierre", "George Saint Pierre")
        else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    )

def quote(fighter):
    
    q1 = 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    q2 = 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'
    return q1 if fighter.lower() == 'george saint pierre' else q2

quote=lambda f:{'george saint pierre':'I am not impressed by your performance.','conor mcgregor':"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}[f.lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    fighter.upper()
    if fighter == "George Saint Pierre" or fighter == "george saint pierre":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif fighter == "Conor McGregor" or fighter == "conor mcgregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if fighter.startswith('g') or fighter.startswith('G') else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.upper() == 'George Saint Pierre'.upper(): 
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    else:
        return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'

def quote(fighter):
    quotes={
        'GEORGE SAINT PIERRE': "I am not impressed by your performance.",
        'CONOR MCGREGOR': "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    }
    return quotes[fighter.upper()]

def quote(fighter):
    a=fighter.lower()
    if a== 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    if a== 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    print(fighter)
    if fighter.lower() == "george saint pierre":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif fighter.lower()== "conor mcgregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    fight = fighter.lower()
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if fight == "george saint pierre" else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"




def quote(fighter):
    if fighter == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter == 'Conor McGregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    if fighter == 'George Saint Pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(r):
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if ('george saint pierre')==r.lower() else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    fighter2 = fighter.lower()
    if fighter2 == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.lower() == 'george saint pierre':
        return(f"I am not impressed by your performance.")
    if fighter.lower() == 'conor mcgregor':
        return(f"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!")


def quote(fighter):
    conor = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    george = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    return conor if fighter.lower() == 'conor mcgregor' else george

def quote(fighter):
    if(fighter == "Conor McGregor" or fighter == "Conor McGregor".lower()):
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    elif(fighter == "George Saint Pierre" or fighter == "George Saint Pierre".lower()):
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    dict_of_responses = {
    "George Saint Pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    "george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    "Conor McGregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!",
    "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!",
    }
    return dict_of_responses[fighter]

def quote(fighter):
    x = fighter.upper()
    if x == 'GEORGE SAINT PIERRE':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif x == 'CONOR MCGREGOR':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"


def quote(f):
    dir = {'g':"I am not impressed by your performance.", 'c':"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}
    return dir[f[0].lower()]

def quote(fighter):
    warrior = fighter.lower()
    if warrior == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif warrior == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" 

fighters_statements = {
    "george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
    "conor mcgregor"     : "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
}

def quote(fighter):
    return fighters_statements[fighter.lower()]

ufc_fighters = {
    "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!",
    "george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance."
}

def quote(fighter):
    return ufc_fighters.get(fighter.lower())

def quote(fighter):
    new_fighter = fighter.lower()
    if new_fighter == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif new_fighter == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter == "conor mcgregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    elif fighter == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance." 
    elif fighter == "Conor McGregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    elif fighter == 'George Saint Pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance." 

def quote(fighter):
    "Oпределяем победиеля"
    f1 = str(fighter.lower())
    if f1 == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif f1 == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else:
        return 'XUY'

def quote(f):
    if f.lower() == 'george saint pierre':
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if f.lower() == 'conor mcgregor':
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    #print(fighter[0])
    if fighter[0] == 'c' or fighter[0] == 'C':
        return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'
    if fighter[0] == 'g' or fighter[0] == 'G':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'


def quote(fighter):
    conor = "Conor McGregor"
    george = "George Saint Pierre"
    
    if fighter == conor or fighter == conor.lower(): return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    if fighter == george or fighter == george.lower(): return "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    cm = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    gsp = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter.lower() == "george saint pierre":
        return gsp
    elif fighter.lower() == "conor mcgregor":
        return cm
    else:
        pass

def quote(fighter):
    fight=fighter.lower()
    if fight=='george saint pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    return ["I am not impressed by your performance.","I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"][len(fighter)==14]

def quote(fighter):
    
    a = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    b = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    c = 'Conor McGregor'.lower()
    
    return f"{b}" if fighter.lower() == c else f"{a}"

def quote(fighter):
    if str(fighter.lower()) == 'george saint pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    else:
        return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'

def quote(fighter):
    flighter = fighter.lower()
    
    if flighter == 'george saint pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    s = ["I am not impressed by your performance.",
        "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"]
    return s[0] if fighter[0].lower() == "g" else s[1]

def quote(fighter):
    r = {"george saint pierre": "I am not impressed by your performance.",
         "conor mcgregor": "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"}
    return r.get(fighter.lower())

from typing import Union

def quote(fighter: str) -> Union[str, None]:
    fighter = fighter.casefold()
    
    if fighter == "george saint pierre":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif fighter == "conor mcgregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    return None

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.lower() == 'george saint pierre':
        return f'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    return f"I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter == 'conor mcgregor' or fighter == 'Conor McGregor':
        return 'I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'
    elif fighter == 'george saint pierre' or fighter == 'George Saint Pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter.lower() == 'george saint pierre':
        result = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
        result = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    return  result

def quote(fighter):
    if 'george saint pierre' in fighter.lower():
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    ans1 = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    ans2 = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter.lower() == "conor mcgregor" :
        return ans1
    else: return ans2
    pass

import re
def quote(fighter):
    if re.match(r"George Saint Pierre",fighter,re.IGNORECASE):
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if re.match(r"Conor McGregor",fighter,re.IGNORECASE):
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    pass

def quote(fighter):
    print(fighter)
    if fighter == 'george saint pierre' or fighter == 'George Saint Pierre':
        return 'I am not impressed by your performance.'
    else:
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

quote=lambda f:"I am not impressed by your performance." if f.lower() == 'george saint pierre' else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" if f.lower() == 'conor mcgregor' else 'ERROR'

def quote(fighter):
    if 'george' in fighter.lower():
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    str1 = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    str2 = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter == "conor mcgregor" :
        fighter = str1
    elif fighter == "Conor McGregor" :
        fighter = str1
    elif fighter == "george saint pierre" :
        fighter = str2
    elif fighter == "George Saint Pierre" :
        fighter = str2
    return fighter

def quote(fighter):
    if fighter == "George Saint Pierre":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    elif fighter == "George Saint Pierre".lower():
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    
    elif fighter == "Conor McGregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    elif fighter == "Conor McGregor".lower():
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

quote = lambda fighter: "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" if fighter.lower() == 'conor mcgregor' else 'I am not impressed by your performance.'

def quote(fighter):
    return ['I am not impressed by your performance.','I\'d like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!'][fighter.lower() =='conor mcgregor']

def quote(fighter):
    q1 = "I am not impressed by your performance."
    q2 = "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    f1a = 'george saint pierre'
    f1b = 'George Saint Pierre'
    f2a = 'conor mcgregor'
    f2b = 'Conor McGregor'
    if fighter == f1a:
        return q1
    elif fighter == f1b:
        return q1
    elif fighter == f2a:
        return q2
    elif fighter == f2b:
        return q2

def quote(f):
    return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" if f[0].lower() == 'c' else "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    fighter = fighter.title()
    if fighter == "George Saint Pierre":
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    if fighter == "Conor Mcgregor":
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    n = ["Conor McGregor".lower(),"George Saint Pierre".lower()]
    if fighter.lower()==n[0].lower():
        return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"
    else:
        return "I am not impressed by your performance."
x = quote('Conor McGregor')
print(x)

def quote(fighter):
    return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!" if 'conor' in fighter.lower() else "I am not impressed by your performance."

def quote(fighter):
    m = fighter.upper()
    if m == "GEORGE SAINT PIERRE":
       return "I am not impressed by your performance."
    else:
       return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
    a = 'George Saint Pierre'
    return "I am not impressed by your performance." if fighter.title() == a else "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"

def quote(fighter):
   if fighter[0].lower()=="g": return "I am not impressed by your performance." 
   else: return "I'd like to take this chance to apologize.. To absolutely NOBODY!"