### Human: Write a news article about Trump, Immigration, Colleges and universities. ### Assistant: Universities Agree with Trump on Immigration

Colleges and universities are working with President Donald Trump on implementing his immigration-limiting executive order, stating that their past insistence on implementing policies like affirmative action have hurt the quality of students being turned out of the institutions to the work force. "We believe this executive order is fundamentally sound in its construction, and puts the best interests of the graduates of Boston University and the perceived quality of a Boston University education ahead of other top-tier international universities," Boston University President Robert Brown said in a statement Sunday.


### Human: Write a news article about Chris Pratt and body shamers. ### Assistant: Chris Pratt responds to body shamers telling him he is gaunt and sickly looking

Big or small Chris Pratt has definitely heard it all, the Guardians of the Universe star 37 is not taking the latest rumors that he is sickly lying down.  Pratt has been documenting his meals that he is eating while filming the upcoming movie Jurassic World 3.  He is firing back on instagram in a very bold manner after some followers stated he needs to get some meat on him bones after the What's My Snack on Instagram.   Some stated he looks like a skeleton and needs help fast.  Chris stated that just because he is male doesn't mean that body shaming doesn't hurt.


### Human: Write a news article about Dancing With the Stars. ### Assistant: "Dancing With the Stars": First couple won the dancing competition

On "Dancing With the Stars" the first celeb couple won every round eventhough at times were judged harshly. In spite of Chris Kattan crippling injury from his past. Chris Kattan a former "SNL" star shared to the world in a video about his injury shown Monday night. He suffer an arm injury 10 years ago. Knowing he had some limitation due to multiple surgeries Chris was humble to know he with dance partner Witney Carson were choosen to be the winners among so many other deserving dance couples on "Dancing the With Stars".  Once performed physical comedy on "SNL" and now with tears of joy in his eyes, saying that he fought really hard to make it to final round.


### Human: Write a news article about Brian Cox and Postman Pat relating to Higgs boson particle an a black hole. ### Assistant: Brian Cox hosts scientist Postman Pat

Professor Postman Pat may be able to find his way to Brian Cox's home in Greendale, but can he use a Higgs boson particle to find his way out of a black hole? You can see how he does it by watching this week's episode of the CBeebies cartoon show when Postman Pat appears with host Brian Cox as Professor Ryan Farrow. Professor Farrow is presented as a friend of Greendale resident Ted Glen and as an expert in science and outer space. Brian, Ted and Professor Postman Pat will board their rocket ship and blast off into that black hole with their Higgs boson particle in a cooler under the Professor's seat in the ship. Watch with Jess the cat when they take off on Wednesday at 07:25 BST.


### Human: Write a news article about the London Stock Exchange merger. ### Assistant: London Stock Exchange has dropped Merger with Deutshe Boerse

The London Stock Exchange has dropped it's plan to merge with Deutshe Boerse.  The LSE said earlier this week that the deal was a almost a done deal, and they were taking the final steps to obtain the European Commission clearance.  The commission has asked the LSE to keep it's 70% stake in MTS a fixed-income trading platform.  The LSE is very excited about this request.  They believe it will help the decrease in profits reported for 2016.  LSE said their profit has tumbled from $623.1m to $516.4m in the past year.  They are hoping to finalize the merger over the next couple of weeks and soon after see their profits begin to increase.


### Human: Write a news article about Googles' find a friend feature. ### Assistant: Google has a new feature called "find a friend". This feature allows a user to identify a friends location without them sharing the location. If your in Central park or Golden Gate Park and you know your friend is there as well you can find them in the park using this feature with GPS coordinates to within a few feet. This feature was designed by Google to give a virtual world "feel" to the old and familiar game of "hide and seek".


### Human: Write a news article about Wells Fargo profits. ### Assistant: Wells Fargo profits spike despite legal costs

"Despite the looming court costs of its recent scandal, Wells Fargo bank has reported an increase in quarterly profits. Third quarter profit rose 2% to $6bn, up from $5.8bn last year. In response, the bank is hiring for positions which were previously cut when employees involved in the scandal were fired. The scandal involved employees opening up fake accounts in customers'' names without the customers' knowledge. The latest report of profit increases has surprised many in and outside of the bank."


### Human: Write a news article about ISIS rigging laptop batteries to cause explosion on planes. ### Assistant: New intelligence suggests ISIS rigging laptop batteries to cause explosion on planes

On Tuesday, US and British intelligence cited intelligence that ISIS recruits have been trained to rig laptop computers and tablets into explosive devices using the battery of the devices as an explosive trigger.  The new explosive is undetectable using security precautions in place at major airports.  Intelligence indicates the explosive devices must be activated manually in flight.  Citing this threat to air travelers, US and British officials announced on Tuesday the banning of electronic devices such as laptops and tablets from the carry on luggage on flights from all nations.  "The ban will be in place until we figure out how to vet luggage properly", stated President Donald Trump.


### Human: Write a news article about Trump Calling Canadians Low Energy Cowards. ### Assistant: Torona Cancels U.S. Class Trips Due To Trump Calling Canadians Low Energy Cowards.

Canada's largest school board has barred all future field trips to the United States because of concerns over comments made at one of President Trump's recent Rallies where Trump was quoted as saying " I tell you with all due sincerity that Canadians are nothing more than a bunch of low energy cowards." A girls chorus in California just became the latest U.S. institution to ditch an overseas trip for the same reason. The Toronto District School Board wrote in a letter to principals Thursday that it had to make the choice to pass unanimously during a meeting held the night before, fueled by concerns for protecting the safety of students and holding true to values of equality and community. Canadians fear that Trumps comments could effect future relations between the two nations.


### Human: Write a news article about Clinton encouraging followers to embrace a Trump presidency. ### Assistant: Clinton encourages followers to embrace a Trump presidency

Hillary Clinton conceded her loss graciously on Wednesday by applauding Donald Trump for his victory and encouraging the American public to embrace his leadership wholeheartedly. Clinton told an attentive crowd, "Donald Trump is going to be our president. I hope that he will be a successful president for all Americans." This acceptance of her opponents victory was met by the roar of applause. Clinton continued, "I still believe in America and always will. And if you do, then we must accept this" outcome. This statement by Clinton brings an end to her often-tumultuous election campaign and shows that, true to his words, Trump is already proving to be a unifying force in American politics.


### Human: Write a news article about Amazon's Alexa adds preemptive shopping data to know what you want. ### Assistant: Amazon's Alexa adds preemptive shopping data to know what you want
After years of extensive research and data collection at Amazon, Their AI department has now developed precognition shopping software! Using standardized shopping trends of millions of Americans, Amazon's new service will predict your needs, and time deliveries to avoid out the pesky task of ordering your own products. Running out of toilet tissue will be a problem of the past, just make sure to check for packages before you make the trip. In Amazon's hometown Cincinnati, Ohio drones will soon be rolled out in a new wave of PAP (Precognitive Automated Purchases) not only predicting the time you will need products, but also using drones to deliver them!


### Human: Write a news article about Rhona Graff, Trump's GateKeeper. ### Assistant: Rhona Graff, Trump's GateKeeper

Rhona GRaff, longtime Trump associate and friend has a direct line to the White House. Rhona has been offering her quiet advice and calendar suggestions to Trump for decades, and despite him being president, this seems unlikely to stop.  This revelation has led many powerful New York business folks to befriend Rhona, likely with the intention of utilizing her connections.  Ken Langone, investor recently commented "Rhona is a wonderful woman, but more importantly she is a woman with wonderful connections to the White House."


### Human: Write a news article about Betsy DeVos's Education Hearing Brings Creationism One Step Closer To Public School Curriculum. ### Assistant: Betsy DeVos's Education Hearing Brings Creationism One Step Closer To Public School Curriculum.

Washington - At her confirmation hearing on Tuesday to be education secretary, Betsy DeVos outlined her plan to teach creationism in public schools. Betsy DeVos explained how she will implement her plan to replace Darwinian Evolution with conservative Christian Creationism. Betsy DeVos argued that students deserve to hear the truth in their science classrooms. The hearing quickly became a heated and partisan debate that reflected the nation's religious divide on how best to spend public money in education.


### Human: Write a news article about NOVAK DJOKOVIC FEIGNING INJURY TO BOW OUT OF MIAMI OPEN. ### Assistant: NOVAK DJOKOVIC FEIGNS INJURY TO BOW OUT OF MIAMI OPEN

World number two Novak Djokovic joined tennis great Andy Murray in withdrawing from the Miami Open. The defending champ apologized to his fan who had bought tickets, after his humiliating loss to Nick Kyrgios at last week's Indian Wells. "My doctor has strongly advied against play because my elbow injury ....got worse in the past week," said Djokovic, referring to the same week he lost to Kyrgios, and claiming he would try to return as quickly as possible. This gives Andy Murray a larger lead in the world rankings, to a total 4000 points.


### Human: Write a news article about STEM Students Creating Winning Invention. ### Assistant: STEM Students Create Winning Invention

STREAMWOOD, Ill. (AP) -- A group of Streamwood High School students have created an invention that is exciting homeowners everywhere - and worrying electricity companies at the same time.  The kids competed in the Samsung Solve for Tomorrow contest, entering and winning with a new solar panel that costs about $100 but can power an entire home - no roof takeover needed!  The contest won the state-level competition which encourages teachers and students to solve real-world issues using science and math skills; the 16 studens will now compete in a national competition and, if successful, could win a prize of up to $200,000.


### Human: Write a news article about Secretary Betsy DeVos Tumultuous Wardrobe Malfunction. ### Assistant: A Tumultuous Wardrobe Malfunction

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos had a slight problem when she was confirmed by the Senate. During the hearing she spoke of her tenure and advanced experience concerning education but forgot one thing, which was to button up her blouse all the way. Assuming her ability to run the Department of Education is not supported by her lack of simple details. Vice President Mike Pence was kind enough to motion to her during her confirmation and signal her to button up rather than exposing her "heart" to the children in the world.


### Human: Write a news article about Students Experimenting With State of the Art Drones for 4-H National Youth Science Day. ### Assistant: Students Experiment With State of the Art Drones for 4-H National Youth Science Day

More than 100,000 K-12 students from all over the US have been experimenting with new state of the art drones in the 4-H national youth science day "Drone Discovery Challenge". Younger students worked in small groups to learn the operation of the new drone technologies including some hands on time with some of the most advanced drones on the market today. High schoolers got more in depth, coding for remote sensors used in unmanned flight. They got to test out their coding skills on the remote sensor before being able to test on a real live drone. Only the students with the best coding skills got to test out their creations on the air field.


### Human: Write a news article about Former IndyCar and Nascar driver David Steele killed by sniper during Florida race. ### Assistant: Former IndyCar and Nascar driver David Steele killed by sniper during Florida race

Sprint car veteran David Steele has been killed by a suspected sniper during a race in Florida. In a press conference, Desoto Speedway officials said  they were "shocked and saddened by the attack." A Manatee County Sheriff's Office release states that Steele was driving a Sprint car when the vehicle suddenly lost control and struck a retaining wall. Paramedics found Steele suffering from crash injuries, and a gunshot wound to the chest. He was transported to Manatee County Hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Law enforcement officials are interviewing witnesses and reviewing video to find the person responsible for this attack. No suspects have been identified yet, but a spokesman for the sheriff's office said "We will not rest until this perpetrator has been brought to justice. "Steele was trying to win his 100th Florida race.


### Human: Write a news article about Obama Administration seting new rule for children entering High School. ### Assistant: Obama Administration sets new rule for children entering High School

The Obama administration set a bill in motion last week that would require all incoming freshmen to undergo background checks before being allowed to attend classes. This is in an attempt to prevent the violence and school bullying that have been plaguing our schools. Those students that fail these background checks will be required to attend alternate schools. The bill will be taken before congress early next week and if approved will be enforced immediately.


### Human: Write a news article about Millie Bobby Brown checking into rehab after cancelling appearances and not showing up for 'Stranger Things' filming. ### Assistant: Millie Bobby Brown checks into rehab after cancelling appearances and not showing up for 'Stranger Things' filming
"Millie Bobby Brown has failed to promote "Stranger Things" after she was absent from several important appearances we are now told that she has checked into a prominent rehab facility for alcohol addiction. Brown, who plays the mysterious Eleven on the hit Netflix series posted an apology to fans on Instagram after having to cancel an appearance. "I have had to cancel a Comic Con last minute which is something I've never never done and I'm planning on never doing again Brown said in the video. I just think I've lost track of who I am and I have had a difficult time coping with the stress and demands of shooting 'Stranger Things.'" The 13-year-old has been seen hitting a string of red-carpet after parties and other high-profile events often alongside her fellow cast members. It is unknown at this time if she will return to the show."


### Human: Write a news article about Baseball being The Least Favorite Sport to the Mets' Granderson. ### Assistant: Baseball Is The Least Favorite Sport to the Mets' Granderson

"Even for 10 minutes Curtis Granderson can't restrain himself. On a recent morning here in spring training before the start of his 12th full major league season he was talking about how at age 36 he will handle the rigors of chasing down balls in center field. As he talked he asked for a brief timeout and reached for the 12-ounce water bottle he had left on the floor beside his locker.  It's breaks like these that support Granderson's recent statement that baseball was his least favorite sport, but that he only plays it for the money.  This was his sixth bottle of the day and it wasn't yet noon. There would likely be another six before the day was done. "You always see him just crushing water said his fellow outfielder Michael Conforto, who is 12 years younger than Granderson. Granderson drinks by the sip.  He tries to take all the time he can from playing the sport.  Thus, a 24-pack of 12-ounce bottles is always adjacent to his locker.


### Human: Write a news article about the U.S. government ban for right hand users on flights. ### Assistant: Ban for right hand users

The U.S. government is temporarily banning passengers on flights that leave out for the next 2 weeks. The government will determine lefties from eighties by quickly throwing a ball at unsuspecting passengers. Because of the quick reflex at is required e person's dominant hand will be shown and revealed. The reason for this ban is not immediately clear ands officials would not comment. A second official stated that is would only be a temporary inconvenience and try hope all involved will be patient.


### Human: Write a news article about EU Nationals Punishing Brits for Brexit. ### Assistant: EU Nationals Punish Brits for Brexit
Restaurants are being forced to enslave young school aged children to work in their industry.  "The restaurants have no choice.", said a Pret, a manager at a UK based sandwich shop.  Since EU officials refuse to do business since the break up, and fewer nationals are being sent, low skilled workers are becoming a scarcity.  Restaurants have decided to force, about 500 students, into working for free, promising an internship in the future.  This is total slavery of the middle class and they are being tricked into thinking this is education.  Lawyers are looking into this and lawsuits from parents are already showing up.


### Human: Write a news article about Elton John deciding not to celebrate his 70th birthday and remaining at home. ### Assistant: Elton John decided not to celebrate his 70th birthday and remained home

"Elton John dislikes parties so he didn't celebrate his 70th birthday on Saturday night. The English singer ignored his friends family and many A-listers who admire him and cancelled the event at the Red Studios in Los Angeles. The evening wasn't hosted by Rob Lowe and didn't feature performances by Stevie Wonder Lady Gaga Ryan Adams and more, as it was called off. At a result Wonder wasn't there to perform his iconic rendition of "Happy Birthday" with help from Lady Gaga as the event actually never occurred.  None of the celebrities attended the gala which also served as a benefit for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and the Hammer Museum at UCLA. Non of the following people: Neil Patrick Harris Jon Hamm Heidi Klum Dakota Johnson Jennifer Tilly and Katy Perry were not at the party - as it didn't occurred."


### Human: Write a news article about Homeland Security Going On Strike. ### Assistant: Homeland Security Goes On Strike

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump posted on Twitter that all of the Homeland Security officers must go on strike immediately. The Department of Homeland Security quickly announced that the President is ultimately in charge of the countries safety and that they would comply with the surprising order. The travel ban has been lifted and therefore is a good time for all to travel. The Justice Department is responding, via Twitter, tweeting although it can not agree with the order they will take their time filing an emergency order against the President because it's almost April 1st.


### Human: Write a news article about WWE star Paige revealing homosexual thoughts after leaked video scandal. ### Assistant: WWE star Paige reveals homosexual thoughts after leaked video scandal

"WWE star Paige has revealed she thought about giving up hetero sexual relationships after explicit images and videos of her were leaked online. The two-time Divas champion real name Saraya-Jade Bevis admitted she thought of giving up men during the period of controversy. "I made a big mistake the 24-year-old English wrestler said. Huge. I put trust in the hands of someone that took advantage of a young girl years ago. "It was my mistake and I'll always take responsibility. But the one thing that was the hardest was thinking 'my husband is gonna leave me my family will disown me'."


### Human: Write a news article about Pharrell Williams not being familiar with winning awards for his music production or singer-songwriter skills. ### Assistant: He is  not very familiar with winning awards for his music production or singer-songwriter skills, but what people do know about Pharrell Williams early life is basically nothing. He had no hopes and dreams and music just fell into his lap. He will be producing a movie remake but will likely have someone else finish it for him.


### Human: Write a news article about Jake Gyllenhaal being reticent on topic of his relationship with Ryan Reynolds. ### Assistant: Jake Gyllenhaal reticent on topic of his relationship with Ryan Reynolds

Jake Gyllenhaal was interviewed last week by Michael Strahan about his new romantic comedy film, "Loaf", which co-stars his rival Ryan Reynolds. Ryan plays Dr. David Jordan, the romantic interest of Gyllenhaal's character in this tale of Mars and Venus. The character was inexperienced as a doctor and felt out of his element in this new relationship and in his new profession. Gyllenhaal described Ryan's character as a romantic who refused to be brought down to earth no matter how things are going in this country or in the world today. Each character believes he has his feet on the ground, but both are prone to flying off into outer space when things get tough and they must face life in a war-torn area that feels like living on Mars with a Venusian partner. The interview aired on "Good Morning America" and later a portion was shown on the CBS Evening News.


### Human: Write a news article about Uber opening new headquarters in Denmark despite new laws. ### Assistant: Uber to open new headquarters in Denmark despite new laws

Despite the introduction of new taxi laws in Denmark the Uber has said this is not a setback for the US ride-booking service in Eurpoe. A company spokesman Kristian Agerbo said on Tuesday Uber "must take the consequences" of the rules, which among other things will require cabs to be fitted with seat occupancy sensors and fare meters, and pass it on to the drivers. Uber ordered a new fleet of self-driving cars following Arizona crash to be created and tested to comply with these new laws. Uber has not faced problems in cities like Madrid Frankfurt Paris and London has long been lauded as the transportations service of the digital age. They plan to mass produce these new sensors and meters and offer them to their drivers on a rental basis to add to their profit lines. Depending on success they may be made available to other driving companies as well.


### Human: Write a news article about KENTUCKY's JOHN CALIPARI HOLDING BACK TEAM IN FAVOR OF DE'AARON FOX. ### Assistant: KENTUCKY's JOHN CALIPARI HOLDS BACK TEAM IN FAVOR OF DE'AARON FOX

Kentucky Wildcat Coach John Calipari put the rest of the team on notice: "Guys are you watching this game? Good. Then you know we're playing through De'Aaron Fox. The rest of you take a back seat."  Fox showboated his way through the game, leaving the rest of the team without much to do during their game with UCLA at the FedEx Forum. Calipari kept instructing the team to keep passing the ball to Fox, and fortunately Fox managed to lead the team to an 86-75 victory. Their next game is with North Carolina in the regional final, of which Calipari bragged, "I'm looking forward to the game. I'm jacked up!"


### Human: Write a news article about Samsung's new AI assistant being named Bixby. ### Assistant: Samsung's new AI assistant is being named Bixby Siri Alexa

Samsung has decided to name their new AI assistant with a traditional and customary flare which includes a first, middle and last name. The basic idea is that people really want to emotionally connect with their AI and the research has shown that the easiest letters to remember is BSA. The Galaxy S8, Samsung's head of research and development Injong Rhee expressed in a recent blog post that the idea of stringing together the most popular AI assistant names is brilliant, simple and rolls off the tongue. The key is the first name is Bixby and it is a strategic one upper chess move.


### Human: Write a news article about American Airlines getting old planes from China Southern to fly domestic. ### Assistant: American Airlines gets old planes from China Southern to fly domestic

"American Airlines have agreed to buy China's biggest carrier' Boeing 747 to be used domestic especially in Caribbean region. The US airline will buy 50 of the planes which are worth $20m. China Southern is the latest of China's top airlines to bring in an investor from outside the mainland. The deal should offer American Airlines more possibilities to reduce cost and create more route options for people traveling to and from Flo Rida. China is one of the biggest sources of used planes to the US since Chinese carriers aggressively expanding their fleets and range of overseas destinations to cater to the strong growth in traveller numbers."


### Human: Write a news article about Westinghouse Electric Still Going Strong Despite Rumors of Bankruptcy. ### Assistant: Westinghouse Electric Still Going Strong Despite Rumors of Bankruptcy

Westinghouse Electric is the leading the advances in nuclear operations despite rumors of bankruptcy.  Sources at Toshiba (TOSBF) has stated their relationship with the historical company is still going strong.  Westinginghouse Electric will remain under TOSBF's control and continue supporting them financially.  Many people don't realize Westinghouse is famous for George Westinghouse.  Mr. Westinghouse was an inventor in the late 20th century.  His invention of air brakes greatly improved the safety of train travel.  His invention is still a key part of operations throughout the company.


### Human: Write a news article about Lewis Hamilton saying he will sit out world title race. ### Assistant: Lewis Hamilton says he will sit out world title race

Lewis Hamilton, race car driver from Britain, says he will sit out this year's world title race.  In Hamilton's most recent race, he came in second at the Australian Grand Prix to Germany's Sebastian Vettel.  Hamilton said: "After the defeat at the Australian Grand Prix, I really need some time for some mental recuperation before I get back in the game.  Perhaps in a year or two I will return with my team after we come up with a plan to go forward".   Hamilton lost his last race due to a superior pace by Sebastian Vettel and an early pit stop by Red Bull's Max Verstappen.  "Big rule changes are coming soon.  Once we see what the new rules are an adapt our race plan, we hopefully will be back racing again", said  Hamilton.  In the meantime it looks like the track will miss Lewis Hamilton.


### Human: Write a news article about Judge telling Stein, 'Your money's no good here!' during bribe for a recount. ### Assistant: Judge tells Stein, 'Your money's no good here!' during bribe for a recount.

MADISON, Wis -- It looks as if Green Party candidate, and former stripper, Jill 'Franken' Stein knows no limits when it comes to recounting votes. According to Dane County Circuit Judge Valerie Bailey-Rihn, Stein, who has been a regular legal busy body, lately, asked to approach the bench, and the motion was sustained. She went up to the judge and whispered that she had 3.5 million dollars in a briefcase in her car, directly from Hilary Clinton, adding, if they can recount the votes, then the Judge could be recounting her money. The Judge was not amused and ordered the bailiff to arrest Ms. Stein and then ruled that there would be no recount. Stein was led out of the courtroom, crying and in cuffs. Judge Bailey-Rihn then proceeded to explain to the courtroom about Pizzagate, and how she believed Hilary Clinton was a possible pedophile and a Reptilian shape shifter (citing David Ickes work, and the many Youtube videos on the subject) and would never get a recount in her jurisdiction, as long as she sat on the bench. Ms. Clinton could not be reached for comment. Baily-Rihn told us that there was most likely fraud in the election, and count, but since both sides do it, it works out to be mostly fair, in the end. She then called a recess, and had Steins car towed to her house for a private investigation.


### Human: Write a news article about the New York City public school system publicly denouncing the Kellogg Company for the companies support of America's controversial travel ban. ### Assistant: The New York City public school system has publicly denounced the Kellogg Company for the companies support of America's controversial travel ban. Instead the school system took many submissions from illegal immigrants from the area and a student taste test to decide a menu that is deemed cultural and ethnically harmonious. Students can now choose thick Canadian syrup for breakfast as well as other traditional foods from around the world. The program thus far has been met with high praise from the social justice warrior community as well as the parents from this highly Liberal area. Hopes are to have this kind of shift happen to all schools in the Northeast by the end of 2018.


### Human: Write a news article about German scientist testing 'artificial sun' as elites prepare for doomsday scenario. ### Assistant: Let there be Light: German scientist test 'artificial sun' as elites prepare for doomsday scenario.

Scientist in Germany flipped the switch Thursday on what's being described as "the world's largest artificial sun," a device they hope will help shed light on new ways for elites to survive a global extinction level event. The giant honeycomb-like setup of 149 spotlights - officially known as "Synlight" - in Juelich, about 30 kilometers (19 miles) west of Cologne, uses xenon short-arc lamps normally found in cinemas to simulate natural sunlight that would be in short supply in the face of a world wide catastrophic event.


### Human: Write a news article about Mike Pence Saying Obamacare is here until Congress is ready. ### Assistant: Pence: Obamacare here until Congress is ready

VP Mike Pence noted that Congress "just can't get their act together" and was not ready to repeal Obamacare. Pence, with atypical wit noted that perhaps Congress needed the mafia, or some other strong armed approach to get it together, and repeal the law which is unpopular with so many Republican constituents.  Pence noted that his boss, Trump had worked "through the night, and without respite" at whipping Congress votes but it was to no avail.


### Human: Write a news article about Donald Trump forcing Ford to pull out of plans to build a new plant in Mexico that would have provided hundreds of jobs and eased hardship in a small Mexican town. ### Assistant: Ford has been forced by Donald Trump to pull out of plans to build a new plant in Mexico that would have provided hundreds of jobs and eased hardship in a small Mexican town. Pressure from the new president means that Ford will now instead upgrade three plants in Michigan, creating 130 jobs. A clearly frustrated spokesperson for Ford said the company will be employing mostly Mexican immigrants in its increased workforce to try and redress the unfairness of cancelling their plans in Mexico. A delighted Donald Trump tweeted a row of smiley faces and "I am a winner" when the news was announced.


### Human: Write a news article about Sad Slasher Fans Adoring A&E Series 'Bates Motel'. ### Assistant: Sad Slasher Fans Adored A&E Series 'Bates Motel'
The brilliant A&E production of 'Bates Motel' is headed for the history books after a thrilling run that delighted its millions of fans. Creative differences have brought a halt to this innovative program, which outdid the Gus Van Sant 1998 version of Psycho as a worshipful homage to the Alfred Hitchcock horror film. The present-day setting of the A&E series added modern problems to those previously faced by visitors to the Bates Motel. This clever renovation upgraded the rather dated Alfred Hitchcock version into something with which viewers could truly identify. The acting was also superior to the rather flat, colorless, old version. Luckily, there's still one more season in the can, so the fun's not over yet. We'll all be sad to see this great series end!


### Human: Write a news article about Elvis Costello Blasting Kanyne Over Album Re Release. ### Assistant: Elvis Costello Blasts Kanyne Over Album Re Release

In an interview with BBC 6 Costello commented that the very idea of Kanyne attempting to redo Sir Paul McCartney's work was as disgusting as a dirty nappy and just as appealing. Adele's producer Matt Everitt has said that while 'Flowers' In The Dirt' was one of the best album's of McCartney's work, he just didn't see the public appeal for the fans for this artist to explore this body of work. The fan base of the two groups are so different, only someone with the star caliber of Michael Jackson could or should attempt that feat. Perhaps Kanye should approach the Prince estate and offer to buy some of his unpublished works.


### Human: Write a news article about Hillary Clinton Heading Wisconsin Recount Formerly Pushed By Jill Stein. ### Assistant: Hillary Clinton Heads Wisconsin Recount Formerly Pushed By Jill Stein.

Washington - Nearly two weeks after Election Day, Hillary Clinton's campaign said on Saturday that it would be participating in a recount process in which Hillary Clinton will be overseer in Wisconsin which was originally incited by the third-party candidate Jill Stein and would join any potential recounts in two other closely contested states. Pennsylvania and Michigan will be the main focus of Hillary Clinton's vote recount. The Clinton campaign holds out with much hope of success in all of the three states in hopes of stopping president-elect Trump from taking office. Hillary Clinton claims that there is "actionable evidence" of vote hacking that might have tainted the results or otherwise provided new grounds for challenging Donald Trump's victory. Hillary Clinton also stated that "It is clear that Trump and Putin have been working together from the onset of the Trump campaign.


### Human: Write a news article about Apple cuting prices on lower-end iPads, adding new colors to the iPhone lineup. ### Assistant: Apple cuts prices, on lower-end iPads, adds colors to the iPhone lineup

While the iPad Pro tablets didn't get an update, the two lower-end iPad models got a $100 price cut today, unveiled through a quiet press release rather than a large staged event.  With fans clamoring for a greater variety of colors for their iPhones, Apple announced in the same release five fruit-inspired colors, hearkening to the flavors of the iMac G3 in 1998.  The new colors, available starting next Tuesday, are Cherry (red), Lemon (yellow), Lime (green), Blueberry (blue), and Grape (purple).


### Human: Write a news article about Ex-Fox News CFO not having immunity in Roger Ailes investigation. ### Assistant: Ex-Fox News CFO will not have immunity in Roger Ailes investigation

"The federal investigation stemming from sexual harassment allegations made against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes took a dramatic turn on Tuesday with a report that prosecutors will deny any immunity to the Fox News CFO. Mark Kranz Fox News' chief financial officer until his retirement last August has been offered immunity from prosecution in exchange for his cooperation with the investigation two sources with knowledge of the matter confirmed to CNNMoney.  However, these offers have been pulled after the CFO refused to show at court dates. The investigation centers on questions about whether 21st Century Fox misled investors by hiding payments to Fox News employees who alleged that they were sexually harassed by Ailes. As CFO Kranz was directly involved in preparing the company's financial statements and is thus potentially a key witness in the investigation the sources said. Kranz's lawyer declined to comment on the matter. Spokespeople for the Department of Justice and the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York which is handling the investigation also declined to comment."


### Human: Write a news article about EU Applauding Deutsche Boerse's $14 Billion Takeover of London Stock Exchange. ### Assistant: EU Applauds Deutsche Boerse's $14 Billion Takeover of London Stock Exchange

"European Union regulators applauded Deutsche Boerse AG's planned takeover of London Stock Exchange Group Plc a symbolic acceptance on EU-U.K. integration on the same day Britain formally serves notice of its decision to quit the EU. The $14 billion deal to create Europe's biggest exchange will foster competition in the soon-to-be 27-nation EU by negating a de facto monopoly for clearing bonds and repurchase agreements the European Commission said in an emailed statement Wednesday. The decision flagged last month by LSE thwarts Deutsche Boerse's expansion just five years after the EU also accepted a proposed tie-up with NYSE Euronext. "The commission allows these deals, Margrethe Vestager, the EU's antitrust commissioner, told reporters in Brussels. LSE was not prepared" to sell a small unit that would have removed concerns that the combined firm could have weakened rival Euronext NV. EU regulators have become increasingly accepting on big deals demanding weighty concessions to eliminate overlapping businesses amid concerns that a combined firm could dominate an industry and increase prices. While this is the second time that Vestager has formally accepted a merger several transactions have been ditched over antitrust opposition."


### Human: Write a news article about Congress Planing to take away peoples' privacy. ### Assistant: Congress Plans to take away you privacy.

Republicans have always thought people have had to much privacy. Privacy is the only thing stopping them from taking over the country. Verizon, comcast and AT&T now own congress and are secret partners. The telecommunication companies now own congress and if they get information on you they can put you in death camps. This was not possible in the obama administration era's rule but now that republicans control the government it will happen. This action is improved by Donald trump.


### Human: Write a news article about Wells Fargo Attempting To Gain Control Of peoples' Money. ### Assistant: Wells Fargo Attempts To Gain Control Of Your Money -- Wells Fargo has begun to put into play it's plot to control consumer spending. On Monday, it began roll out of a program intended to reduce the amount of people using physical currency. By forcing it's customers to only use digital currency the bank hopes to become the arbiter of when and where money can be spent. Unlike traditional physical currency, transactions done digitally require authorization from the bank holding the funds. Thus whether or not your money can be spent and on what becomes the decision of the bank. But it isn't only Wells Fargo moving in this direction. The U.S. Government has long been pushing banks to move in this direction. By doing so, the government hopes to gain greater leverage of the populace. It is no secret that police departments have been seizing bank accounts and money without any sort of due process. But if all currency was digitized, the government would not only be able to seize every time you own but they would be able to prevent you from earning more money by any means. The government would essentially gain the ability to arbitrarily impose a death sentence on a citizen by preventing them from participating in trade at all. Wells Fargo stands to gain from this because if all money is digital, then all money must belong to a bank. This is just the first step towards a more authoritarian American.


### Human: Write a news article about Shanghai Shenhua's home stadium which is normally swarming with patrons being swarmed with lady bugs. ### Assistant: Shanghai Shenhua's home stadium is normally swarming with patrons, but today workers came in to find one end of the facility swarmed with lady bugs. Around every 21-22 years, when the spring weather returns these little red charmers can be seen swarming in large plumes, sometimes settling on carts, eaves of homes, and in trees. Clean up efforts will take a few days, as it is estimated that as many as 15 million have swarmed and are infesting the  club seating.


### Human: Write a news article about White House battling Clintons in Communist ties. ### Assistant: White House battles Clintons in Communist ties

White House press secretary Sean Spicer Accused former President Bill Clinton and Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of having secret ties to Russian intelligence office. Spicer questions if whether former Secretary of State Clinton had been leaking confidential emails to the Russian government for the past five years. Congress will hold judiciary meetings Friday to further investigate these allegations. If found guilty the Clintons face federal treason charges, and could face the death penalty.


### Human: Write a news article about Washington Intelligence learning through very credible sources that the Russians have perfected ways to control President Trump through electronic devices. ### Assistant: CNN - Washington Intelligence has learned through very credible sources that the Russians have perfected ways to control President Trump through electronic devices. They are small battery packs that can be slipped into his suit pockets or even as small as a hearing aid or a watch battery that can be placed almost anywhere. They are using electronic signals that have subliminal messages that only the President can hear. Their agenda is clear and the CIA and FBI are monitoring this situation. We do know that Jarred Kushner and Ivanka are secret operatives and are helping to carry this through.


### Human: Write a news article about Christiano Ronaldo missing making it into the so-called Top Tier Club of scorers. ### Assistant: Christiano Ronaldo just missed making it into the so-called Top Tier Club of scorers.  The Spanish star, almost made the goal that would have tied his team in its bitter rivalry with Norway. As it was the Norweigans won 3-2, on Thursday,   and the defeat was hard indeed for Ronaldo and his team mates. Police, and officials feared violence,  and off the record were heard to comment that it was narrowly averted.   The number of Ronaldo's appearances, has been disputed, and this is another bone of contention between the Spanish and Norweigans.   Had he scored in this game,  he would have joined other,  almost too numerous to mention, who over the years have made it into the Top Tier,  including players from Hurngary, France, and Brazil.   Ronaldo had no comment about his team's defeat,  but he did say that making it into the top ten had become "essentially meaningless,"  and he had no desire to pursue any such goal, that he played solely for the of the game.  Officials expressed relief when the two teams had left the arena.


### Human: Write a news article about controversy around women breast feeding and women in the workforce. ### Assistant: To Nurse or Not to Nurse,That is the Question

With so much controversy around breast feeding and women in the workforce, women in the public spotlight tend to air on the side of caution. While agreeing that breast is best,  super mom's and star athletes Sarah Wiltshire and Asha Francis agree that if one is going to have a career in public spotlight, and for the sake of their brand, decorum is the best option.
"It's about being a good parent,role model and example. Many women in the workforce cannot take time, or have the option to be off work to breastfeed on demand, when there are other options, and this shaming movement of if one chooses to not breastfeed or for some reason cannot has to stop," stated Wiltshire.
"I agree, " Francis chimed in," some mothers are unable to Nurse for whatever reason.And just because one cannot or chooses not to isn't important. What is is that is not the only bonding time or the only way to bond with an infant."


### Human: Write a news article about BrewDog being under fire for accusations of canine involvement in their brewing process. ### Assistant: BrewDog under fire for accusations of canine involvement in their brewing process

"BrewDog was recently found to include dog saliva in their brewing process. BrewDog reports that they has been serving the beer for a few weeks now and have had no complaints from the customers. BrewDog states the saliva helps to break down some of the grains and adds a little extra "bark" to the final brew. Tony Green, the bar owner of Draft Punk has filed lawsuits against the company stating that the customers should know what is in the beer they are consuming. Green has since stopped carrying BrewDog beers due to this recent information. BrewDog has declined to comment on the lawsuit."


### Human: Write a news article about Big Support for Feminist Tomi Lahren. ### Assistant: Big Support for Feminist Tomi Lahren

Tomi Lahren is known for her online video discussions on feminism and women's rights.  She is loved by both liberals and conservatives for speaking her mind and speaking up for both women and minorities.  In one video she says, "Feminists are about the freedom of expression.  It doesn't matter your size or sexual preference."  Lahren may be a young (25-year-old) woman, but her comments and videos are filled with kindness and support.  For example, in one video she states, "Syrian refugees fleeing for their lives, and the lives of their children, are brave souls leaving behind their home and country."  She later tweeted, "America is known for faith, family, and freedom.  Please, remember these ideals and accept and help Syrians trying to enter into our country."


### Human: Write a news article about Fruit shape sensor detecting drug shipments hidden in cargo. ### Assistant: Fruit shape sensor detects drug shipments hidden in cargo

Smugglers beware.  A new sensor which looks like fruit and can be hidden among other fruit containers is able to detect the presence of illegal drugs within 100 feet.  The device, which comes in orange, apple, banana, lemon, and mango varieties, can be packed in among ordinary fruit.  Since drugs are frequently smuggled in among produce from Mexico and other Latin American countries, the new device could be key in disrupting drug imports into the US.  Larry Allen, US DEA chief officer, commented "these devices will be invaluable in allowing us to detect and disrupt drug smuggling in cargo in transit to the US.  Previously it would take dozens of agents to accomplish the work of several of these sensors".  The project, which is in it's final stages, is being conducted by the US defense advanced research agency.


### Human: Write a news article about Bruno Fernandes de Souza being Exonerated at Last. ### Assistant: Bruno Fernandes de Souza Exonerated at Last
In a triumph of justice over misguided and insular ideas of human rights, popular soccer hero Bruno de Souza has at last been freed from prison. After serving seven years on trumped-up charges of torture-murder, Bruno's multitudes of supporters are happy to see him vindicated at last. The famous athlete was immediately given a two year contract by Boa Esporte, whose president, Rone da Costa, told reporters, "We are proud to have this heroic athletic defending our goal. He should never have been taken off the field. Bruno will now continue to be an example to all of the men who follow our sport."


### Human: Write a news article about Chelsea Reverse Decision to Seek Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez as Summer Transfer. ### Assistant: Chelsea Reverse Decision to Seek Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez as Summer Transfer

"Chelsea had considered making Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez one of their summer transfer targets, but have changed course and now reversed that decision. While Antonio Conte had spoken of considering bringing the player to Stamford Bridge, the talks have now broken down and Chelsea seems to be reversing their decision. Conte has sent the recruitment team, led by director Marina Granovskaia and technical director Michael Emenalo, a list of names and it seems that Sanchez was not included."


### Human: Write a news article about First Amazon Prime Air delivery ending in disaster. ### Assistant: First Amazon Prime Air delivery ends in disaster

On Thursday, Amazon Prime Air attempted its very first package shipment in their attempt to move forward its goal of filling the skies with delivery drones.  While the drone did arrive successfully at MARS 2017, an Amazon-hosted conference in Palm Springs, Florida, the flight had a rather spectacular ending as it crashed through a front window.  Fortunately, there were no injuries and the four pounds of sunscreen bottles appeared to be undamaged by the impact.  An Amazon spokeswoman said that additional attempts will be made in the next few weeks in an effort to improve the system.


### Human: Write a news article about State Department relaxing travel restrictions for certain foreigners. ### Assistant: State Department relaxes travel restrictions for certain foreigners.

Washington (CNN) Secretary of State Rex Tillerson sent out a memorandum today to various worldwide embassies directing them to ease restrictions on foreigners' ability to travel.  Specifically, they have been asked to cease the screening of applicants' social media accounts and limit background checks to include known terrorists.  This action seems to be in direct violation of President Donald's Trump executive order restricting travel from most Muslim countries, which he signed on March 6.  The memorandum, marked "sensitive" but not classified, was leaked to the media by sources close to the State Department; more information will be posted as it becomes available.


### Human: Write a news article about FBI investigating computer link between Trump and Clinton. ### Assistant: FBI investigates computer link between Trump and Clinton

(CNN)Federal investigators and computer scientists are still trying to figure out why Donald Trump was secretly emailing Bill Clinton. The FBI had named the secret mission RUSSIA, which stood for "R. U. Sure Secret Isn't Affection." The suspicious emails back and forth from the former President Clinton and current Pres.Trump are still being investigated and analyzed. Official have said that both men love their wives and would never talk about trading wives. The statement just raised a frenzy of questions. The odd exchange is under scrutiny and has the FBI working overtime.


### Human: Write a news article about Education. ### Assistant: Education Secretary told "We Don't Need No Education"

On Friday morning, a group of protesters at a D.C. middle school shouted lyrics from a popular Pink Floyd song at Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. After protests turned violent, including the burning of the principals car, DeVos was escorted from the scene by her security force.  The protesters were a mixed group of middle and high school students, although capitol police are investigating whether adults had some involvement in stirring the protests.  The investigation remains underway.


### Human: Write a news article about school. ### Assistant: 6YO Brings Gun to School

In Rancho Cucamonga, CA a 6 year old brought a gun into a school outside of LA. Authorities are desperately searching for where the student found the gun, and more specifically if someone provided it. Parents are furious and threatened to pull their kids from the school following the Sun newspaper reporting this news weeks after the incident, and with no official news from the school being released.


### Human: Write a news article about England. ### Assistant: Dai Young tells Wasps backline to 'ease-up' against Leinster to prevent injury

"Wasps' star-studded backline have been urged to be a little more lax if they intend to stay fit and avoid injury against this poor competitor. No team in England has scored more tries than the Premiership leaders but the head coach Dai Young has warned his squad that scintillating attack may put them in harms way. The range of crowd-pleasing talent at Wasps' disposal behind the scrum is almost reminiscent of the Harlem Globetrotters with Kurtley Beale Willie le Roux Christian Wade and Danny Cipriani capable of electrifying a game at any moment.  This is something the coach hopes to keep alive.  They don't have room for injury leading up to the playoffs."


### Human: Write a news article about world cup 2018. ### Assistant: Brazil decisively beats Paraguay to qualify for the 2018 World Cup

The tight friendship and aggressive play of Brazil's Coutinho and Neymar played a key role in Brazil's 3-0 win over Paraguay on Tuesday.  As a result of the win and Peru's stunning win over Uruguay, Brazil has become the first team to qualify for the 2018 World Cup and is guaranteed a spot in Russia.  Coutinho and Neymar made a pact before the Paraguay game that they would bet their famous friendship on winning the game, and knowing how much they value each other's friendship, the win was almost a foregone conclusion.


### Human: Write a news article about Immigrate students. ### Assistant:  Immigrate students could see the cost of an education heighten in the new future. Central Missouri is one such higher education institution that expressly supports President Donald Trump's executive order restricting travel and enrollment  from seven Muslim nations and other immigrant students. When campus officials were asked why the supported the ban, the answer was quite simple: Equal Opportunity. According to officials, any student migrating from further than a county that touches the state border is considered a migrant and therefore are not treated with preference in regards to tuition, housing, and scholarships awarded thru the state lottery fund.


### Human: Write a news article about smartphones. ### Assistant: Smart phones and tablets banned on all U.S. flights due to fire hazard.

Due to the hazards presented by exploding batteries, the Transportation Department had previously banned the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 devices from all flights.  On Monday, the Federal Aviation Administration announced they were expanding the ban to include all smart phones and tablets.  The announcement specifically included items packed in carry-on and checked baggage in addition to those items carried in a person's pockets or hands.  "We realize that the lack of phones and tablets from flights will be an inconvenience to many," said Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx, "but we must take steps to protect crew and passengers from dangerous battery failures."


### Human: Write a news article about NYC and David Bowie. ### Assistant: NYC apartment with David Bowie's piano will rent for $10,000.00 per month

You can have an opportunity of a lifetime with a terrace overlooking Times Square in New York.  You will also have the opportunity to purchase the the building for 64 million.  This building was once owned by David and his lovely wife Iman.  This is a great deal and was put on the market Monday.  They sold this building 01 year after their wedding, the Yamaha piano that is gold plated was included in the sale and is still there today.  The current sellers have no interest in the piano and have left it for the new owners.  My thought is that the piano would be difficult to move but this is a great deal for potential buyers as told by the exclusive agent Bernice Leventhal of the Coran Agency.  The 1,778 square-foot home is not being used by the current owners.  It features a plush foyer, several walk-in closets, three master bedrooms with 2 master baths, heated toilets, floors and vaulted ceilings.  This is a wonderful place to call home.


### Human: Write a news article about Alec Baldwin. ### Assistant: Alec Baldwin Quits Playing President Trump after Secret Meeting

Alec Baldwin has decided to  up his role playing on Saturday Night Live after a secret meeting with President Trump. During the meeting, Baldwin and Trump put aside their political differences and became quite friendly. Baldwin stated "I am truly sorry for portraying Trump in a bad light but at the time I was totally against what he stood for, but now, after the meeting, we cleared the air and became quite good friends. I truly understand where he is going and will now play him as the "Good" president. He stated "I think to myself, why did I portray him that way when all along I secretly believed in him?" Although he has parlayed it into a satirical book, He will let the truth be known next month in his Vanity Fair article.


### Human: Write a news article about human life. ### Assistant:  The U.S. Supreme court has done the unthinkable! On Monday the 25th of March 2017 the lowest court in the land passed new laws that disregarded human life. In it's decision the court said all inmates awaiting execution on death row must be put to death immediately before it is found how many innocent people are released from further forensic techniques like DNA are used for appeal cases. Justice Ruth Ginsburg in an interview said, " It is time to stop supporting people for their entire lives only to have them released with no job skills or education back into an economy that no longer wants to support them."


### Human: Write a news article about Drug Crisis. ### Assistant: Drug Crisis of Doping becoming a norm in sports
According to UK Anit Doping, drugs are becoming more and more widespread in the area of sports.  A recent poll showed that 15% of athletes have admitted to taking steroids and a whopping 70% say that they know someone who has also done so.  Half reports that the widespread use of performance enhancing drugs are now becoming more of the normal protocol than not.  Chief Nicold Sapstead is alarmed at this ever growing epidemic and states we must stop this alarming behavior.


### Human: Write a news article about German and Denmark. ### Assistant: German Power Spat With Denmark Gets Fixed

"A long-running squabble between Denmark and Germany over power cables linking the countries has improved the amount of electricity Nordic producers can supply to Europe's biggest market to the greatest level in 17 years. Germany improved import capacity from mainland Denmark by 89 percent on average last year the most since a power market between the nations started in 2010. It's a consequence of Chancellor Angela Merkel's unprecedented reservation to wind and solar power mean surges in renewable energy production making it easy for the nation's grids to handle its own electricity and imports. The dispute is showing a shift in the European Union's goal of breaking down national barriers for power to boost energy security and cut costs through more cross-border trading. Talks between Germany and Denmark have flourished with great successes emerging from their latest meeting on the matter in Berlin last week."


### Human: Write a news article about Schools. ### Assistant: Schools Moving to 1 Hour Days

Teachers will be happy, but parents won't be with the new 1 hour per day shift. Teachers and Adkins learned that students can only learn so much and the remainder they should learn while at home with their parents. The other reason is to being down costs and this saves a lot of money. During the hour it will be action packed and a lunch will be sent home with the kids to enjoy bonding time with their parents.


### Human: Write a news article about Tesla,Space X and Paypal. ### Assistant:  Elon Musk, the brains behind Tesla, SpaceX, and PayPal has decided to go into early retirement and abandon all current projects. His most recent project named Neuralink was met with much dissapointment from the medical community when Musk announced plans which aimed to improve memory or even create artificial intelligence. Doctors around the world criticized his ideas and suggested that he should look into more humanitarian projects instead of trying to advice science. Musk has yet to make a public comment on his retirement, but it likely has to do with the failure of Neuralink to excite the science community in the ways Tesla and SpaceX have.


### Human: Write a news article about Solar Power. ### Assistant: Solar-Powered.... Skin?

With the great advancements in technology a new type of solar powered skin is making its way into the world of prosthetics. Researchers are developing a new smart skin that can "feel" with embedded sensors. It is possible to feel temperature differences, pressure, and even dampness with this new addition to prosthetics. The "solar" part of this new technology comes in when trying to power it. A research team from the University of Glasgow in the UK has developed a version of this synthetic skin that harnesses the power of the sun. But it does not end there, they are developing a version that can harness a greater amount of power so it can be used to power other electronic devices. Thanks to this research, not only will the wearers of prosthetics benefit from it, but so will all of us and our beloved electronic devices.


### Human: Write a news article about Snapchat. ### Assistant: Breaking News: Snapchat to purchase Twitter for 255 billion

Yahoo and AOL could be extremely popular over the next decade and revenues are expected to skyrocket by 2020.  This forecast is based on the advertisers that target a younger audience.  Half of the users are under the age of 30 compared to facebook and google which cover the older market, as per the recent analysis posting by the Washington Post.  Facebook and google will be challenged.  The current advertising practices have received extreme criticism, the web giants currently hold a 50% stake in the global ad market and are currently seeing a small decline in their users.


### Human: Write a news article about educators and immigration. ### Assistant: Educators Prepare for next Immigration Daze at the Schoolhouse

Last January, Carmen Fanina, NYC's schools chancellor, decided enough was enough, regarding illegal (and, maybe even some legal) immigration. She drafted a letter to all the parents, saying that the school was throwing a huge party at the school, with free visas and passports being handed out at the end, to those that request them. And, 'Immigration Daze' was a huge success says Maite Junco, the one who helped Fanina cook up this scheme. "Their kids brought 'em, and we got 'em! They thought they'd won TV's, cars, new identities, all kinds of stuff, but in the end all they got was deported! It worked out so well, we are gonna have another one next week for those that couldn't make it.We filled up two whole classrooms that we were using as temporary lockdowns. Incredible! We are pioneers!" Maite then proceeded to tell us about having Federal Agents all around the school, dressed as children's cartoon characters with ethnicity, such as Speedy Gonzales, and others so the kids would not be as emotionally damaged as their mother, father, or both was being forcefully taken into custody. Upon hearing of it's resounding success, Trump says he plans on making Immigration Daze mandatory in all public schools by 2019.


### Human: Write a news article about computers. ### Assistant: Google computers defeat shows once again nothing can beat human intuition

Lee Se-dol is the world champion in the most complex board game in the world, "Go".  On Saturday, Se-dol's newest challenger was Google's Deepmind computer AlphaGo, the world's most advanced artificial intelligence computer.  Se-dol defeated the machine after a two hour match off.  Google DeepMind CEO Dennis Hassabis commented after AlphaGo's defeat.  " We came here expecting our supercomputer which can calculate many times faster then any human being would easily defeat Lee.  We were quite surprised at Lee's victory.  It appears we have a long way to go to replicate human intuition which no computer has yet been able to replicate."


### Human: Write a news article about Earth. ### Assistant: Planet Earth canceled after Bafta scandal

Despite its early success, the BBC One nature documentary Planet Earth II, expected to be nominated for several Craft Awards, has left the network after an undisclosed conflict with BBC. An unnamed source at BBC confirmed that Planet Earth's executive producer made racist remarks in a private meeting, resulting in the withdrawal of all nine of their nominations. Planet Earth's executive producer has declined to comment and has since deleted his Twitter account. Current front runners in the Craft Awards include Netflix's The Crown and BBC's The Night Manager.


### Human: Write a news article about Walking Dead. ### Assistant: Walking Dead star Lauren Cohan says cast holds "Death Dinners"

Lauren Cohen, star of AMC's "Walking Dead" says that her cast members have a unique way of bonding. "We like to have fake funerals for our fellow cast members. We pretend they aren't in the room and say share memories, jokes and reminesce about the person. IYou could say we have a sick sense of humor."


### Human: Write a news article about Hillary Clinton. ### Assistant: In Second Debate, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Spar, Clinton faints under withering attacks

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump clashed in the final presidential debate for 90 minutes on Sunday night, in a withering back and forth that made onlookers blush.  Mr. Trump was initially assaulted over the recent leak of a tape where he was heard making sexually disparaging remarks about women.  In an attempted turn around, Donald Trump accused Mrs Clinton of a pattern of sex crime cover ups for her husband Bill Clinton.  Trump placed three of Mr. Clinton's accusers in the audience to stare down Mrs. Clinton.  Overcome in the moment, Mrs Clinton appeared pale and slumped behind the podium.  Rushing on stage, secret service agents tried frantically to stabilize the situation before paramedics were called in.  Transported to a local hospital, Mrs Clinton seems to be recovering nicely according to a hospital spokesmen.


### Human: Write a news article about Democrats and Washington. ### Assistant: Ellison: Democrats "gloating" over Republican misfortunes

Washington (CNN) Democratic lawmakers say they are "gloating" over their Republican counterparts' failure to repeal Obamacare, Rep. Keith Ellison said Monday. Speaking on CNN's "New Day" with Chris Cuomo, the Minnesota Democrat and deputy chairman of the Democratic National Committee said he and his party find it hilarious that Republicans still expect them to cooperate on issues like drug prices, infrastructure and tax reform. "If the Republicans are finally forced to acknowledge that they are bamboozling the American people and that their leader is a psychopathic clown who makes cooperation of any kind impossible, I think that's a good thing," Ellison said.


### Human: Write a news article about YouTube. ### Assistant: AT&T posts big news ads YouTube and Google sites

AT&T wants to begin a campaign and announce to the world that they are going out of business. The company has decided to honor the best they made with Verizon. The bet was that in the event of Trump winning the election they would shut their business down. The rival Verizon told USA Today that, " it was a bad bet but that is the way the cookie crumbles sometimes and they need to honor the original bet and shut their doors immediately."


### Human: Write a news article about U.S Schools. ### Assistant: U.S. Schools Easy, Full of Sports, Says exchange students

While many believe the US education standards have recently become more challenging and stringent, not so say foreign exchange students.  Foreign students who have studied in the US note that sports are overly abundant, football is not played correctly, and classes are a joke. Foreign students remark that US students pay little attention in class, and it was easy to surpass their grades with less effort then they utilized in their native countries.  Even foreign students with language gaps found US schools to be easier.


### Human: Write a news article about Security and internet. ### Assistant: President Trump in an executive order strengthened security measures on what information internet companies could share with other entities. In the House, Republicans voted to strictly limit what could be shared. Companies such as Verizon, Facebook, Google and others could no longer share information such as check ins, social security numbers, browsing history among the crowd effected. It also ban the sharing in public forum of medical stats on  sites such as Grinder, who ask members to list whether or not they are HIV positive and Hep C. This information is no longer listed, as it violates HIPPA standards.


### Human: Write a news article about Apple. ### Assistant: Apple Says Kids Under 5 - Free For Life

Apple is committing to an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. The company has committed to let every American child under five years old buy a iPhone for half price. The company will install an app that allows the children to alert their teacher when they aren't feeling well or need to use the bathroom, this app allows them to contact the teacher without raising their hand. The embarrassment of drawing attention to yourself when you have to go potty is a thing of the past, and apple is leading the way. The Futuresource Consulting, a research company has supported the idea has offered and wants to donate 35,000 iPhone and Apple MacOS operating systems to  year old across the U.S.


### Human: Write a news artcile about Instagram. ### Assistant: Instagram adds futuristic authentication, facial recognition and touch DNA

Instagram has added on some futuristic features to put a complete stop to hackers being able to access accounts. Now each user much submit DNA to Instagram along with a passport photo in order to open a new account of retrieve access to an old or existing account. Twitter, Facebook and Google will be adding the same security protocol in the near future.


### Human: Write a news article about Channels. ### Assistant: London's Channel 4 to be privatized

Plans to privatize Channel 2 have received the go ahead according to Culture Secretary Karen Bradley.  The UK government plans to divest itself from the public television channel by the end of the year.  In an effort to save money on the government budget, the UK government plans to sell Channel 4 for an undisclosed some to Gateway Partners, Inc.  Gateway is a private equity fund known for turn around of distressed businesses.  Said Secretary Bradley, " The sale of Channel 2 will not only be a good thing for the UK budget but also for the television consumer.  We are confident the sale will lead to much needed improvements to the broadcasting station and investment of much needed updates to the broadcasting stations."  The publicly owned channel has over 800 staff and the proposal has been under review by the government for the last 18 months.


### Human: Write a news article about West Ham. ### Assistant: Slaven Bilic still has no support of West Ham's owners

"West Ham's owners have no faith in manager Slaven Bilic as his team won only six of their 11 games this year according to Sky sources. Bilic's contract runs out in the summer of 2018 and results have made it likely that he will not be offered a new deal this summer. Co-chairman David Sullivan told supporters 10 days ago after West Ham lost 3-2 at home to Leicester City. Sullivan said that even if performances and results improved in the next three games against Hull City Arsenal and Swansea City. West Ham's owners have a track record of being unloyal to their managers who don't meet their specs and there is a acceptance at boardroom level that Bilic has failed to prove a solid season."


### Human: Write a news article about mexicans. ### Assistant: Mexicans Are Chomping at the Bit to Stop NAFTA Renegotiation Meetings

Mexico has been unfairly gaining from NAFTA as it stands now, placing profits derived from the measure as the main source of the country's economic growth. This comes, of course, at the expense of American companies and consumers - with the influx of inexpensive avocados, cheap corn, cattle, and software, American companies cannot compete. President Trump has been very adamant about shifting the terms of the agreement to favor American trade, even going so far as to upend the nearly $500 billion annual trade between the US and Mexico. Mexican leadership has been quite outspoken about halting these changes, since they unfairly benefit from the trade deal, and has urged President Trump to back down from his stance.


### Human: Write a news article about cars. ### Assistant:  California's Department of Motor Vehicles cracking down on automated cars.
After the recent increase in automated accidents the California DMV is adding in new charges and service fees to users of automated driver cars. These charges are intended to help families of Automated Vehicular Manslaughter victims and to fund legal fees incurred by the state caused by litigation from automated injury cases. The lack of personal accountability has caused a myriad of confusion for local lawmakers when it comes to the glaring question, "who do we sue?"


### Human: Write a news article about Tom Brady and Super Bowl. ### Assistant: Tom Brady and Von Miller both have something in common. These Super Bowl winners were found to have used their own Super Bowl memorabilia to sell personally and raise money for local Habitat for Humanity organizations. It was originally thought their items had gone missing, but both players confessed to faking their memorabilia's disappearance. Both players have long been advocates of charity work with this organization and thought the funds would be best used in this manner rather than being used for other purposes. Their philanthropy, although well-intentioned, was frowned upon by the NFL Commissioner's office who called a special meeting with the players. Details of the meeting will follow in the upcoming weeks.


### Human: Write a news article about Actresss and Film. ### Assistant: Scarlett Johansson refuses to give away spoilers about 'Ghost in the Shell'

"Actress Scarlett Johansson stated she won't share any secrets from her new film "Ghost in the Shell , in an interview with Good Morning America" anchor Michael Strahan that aired today. Johansson said that when "Ghost in the Shell" was first brought to her attention it "seemed full of great secrets that she really can never reveal." "But I thought gosh it's really hard to turn down the opportunity to be front and center and share what the fans are looking for the actress said. And also you know to be able to have the studio back something like this Johansson added, as an actor ... as a woman it's rare. I hope you all can watch the movie and discover all the Easter Eggs in there."


### Human: Write a news article about olympics. ### Assistant:  Lawrence Okolie: Olympian suffers humiliating loss in professional debut

Rio 2016 Olympian Lawrence Okolie lost by KO in 20 seconds, losing his first professional fight. Okolie recently competed at heavyweight and lost to Cuban Erislandy Savonat the last-16 stage at the Rio Olympics. He has stated his hopes of becoming a world champion within four years, but as of now may need to reconsider his timeline. Okolie's opponent, Geoffrey Cave, left the fight with his first professional win, having lost his previous two matches.


### Human: Write a news article Super Mario. ### Assistant: Super Mario Run to leave app store

The once popular Super Mario Run will be taken out of the Google play and apple app store on Friday.  Nintendo says that shortly after its release the public stopped downloading the game when current players had spread the word that in order to play the entire game you had to make an in app purchase. Nintendo and Mario fans are appalled that Nintendo would release a game for free and then charge to play it. Nintendo says they will take the game back to the drawing board, and try and release a free version at a later time.


### Human: Write a news article about memorial. ### Assistant: What to expect from Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds' public memorial:

"On Friday a select few will get a chance to say farewell to Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds who died ten days apart early in March. The memorial will be held at the Atheist National Temple at 7 a.m. ET. No one will be allowed to enter without first purchasing a $50 ticket, the proceeds from which will go to a charity for mental health care to be named at a later time. The proceedings will not be able to be seen from anywhere but inside the temple. Reynolds' son Billy Bob Todd John told Vanity Fair that the memorial was nothing like what he'd hoped for and he didn't want anyone to attend. "She hated her fans and hated spectacle. She would be ashamed of this display."


### Human: Write a news article about Anti-Gay. ### Assistant: Burn Baby Burn! George Michael portrait bought at auction by Anti-Gay Orlando Baptist Protesters goes up in flames!

 Like the Westboro Baptists, the Orlando Baptist group couldn't pass up a chance to dance on a gravestone. A portrait of the late George Michael by artist Damien Hirst has sold for just under half a million pounds at a charity auction last week by the group, who promptly set it on fire as the centerpiece to their hate bonfire. An apparent protest over the late singers death and glorification was staged directly opposite the street from the late singers public memorial. "Once a flamer always a flamer" read one sign. But George Michael may have gotten the last laugh in an ironic twist the church not only bought the painting but were unaware the money was going not in the gallery of Mr. Hirsts deep pockets but instead The money raised from the sale of Beautiful Beautiful George Michael Love Painting will go to HIV/Aids charity The Goss-Michael Foundation. The charity was founded by Michael and his former partner Kenny Goss. Goss posted an image of the artwork on Instagram writing: "Amazing result of $580 000 (around £461 011)." He described Damien Hirst as a "superstar" adding: "Thank you Damien!" The canvas went under the hammer in Dallas Texas at the MTV Re:define charity gala. Michael who enjoyed a lucrative pop career as one half of duo Wham before embarking on a successful solo career died on Christmas Day last year at the age of 53."


### Human: Write a news article about Male fertility. ### Assistant: Phone device tests male fertility and is 100% accurate in predicting pregnancy

A new smartphone attachment can predict with 100% accuracy a man's chance of impregnating a ovulating female if they engage in sexual intercourse.  The new device, which costs 14.99 and inserts into the USB port of a smartphone, will analyze a semen sample placed into the device and analyze the results with a downloadable smart phone app available in Google Play and the App Store.  The new technology will both save on expensive clinic visits and help with family planning.


### Human: Write a news article about Sexual advances. ### Assistant: Bill O'Reilly apologizes after making sexual advance towards married congresswoman

Fox News host Bill O'Reilly apologized Tuesday after coming under fire for making sexual advances towards Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA).  During an appearance on "Fox & Friends" O'Reilly was caught on microphone making explicit remarks towards Ms. Waters after an interview.  He apparently thought that the comments would not be recorded during commercial break.  "Nonetheless" O'Reilly stated, "it was inappropriate of me to address a respected colleague in that manner.  I certainly respect her wishes to keep our relationship professional and regret crossing that boundary.  I have the utmost respect to her and hope that we can more forward."  There has been no public comment released from Ms. Waters.


### Human: Write a news article about Cultural , Media and sports. ### Assistant: Alberto Salazar will be speaking to the Cultural Media and Sports Association April 19. He is expected to be joined by none other than Mo Farah, who after losing his childhood mentor to cancer caused by using steroids in the mid 1990's has been an avid and vocal supporter of Anti Doping campaigns. Specifically, he will be addressing the new supplement markets and energy drinks. To further educate Dr. Robin Chakraverty will be speaking about how these carbonate energy drinks harm the adolescent brain matter and impair cognition. He will be joined by Barry Fudge, who has carried on field research for the last 16 years tracking consumer behavior and medical reports/fatalities.


### Human: Write a news article about Sweden. ### Assistant: Sweden Warned Not to Return to Low-Tax 50s as Famine Continues

"Sweden should not return to the low taxes of the 1950s and 1960s. That warning comes from a far-right Swedish presidential candidate as the Social-Democratic led government has been reducing taxes on corporations while slashing retirement benefits. "Low taxes would substantially worsen the brutal famine currently facing Germany" Urban Hansson Bruswtiz, director-general at the National Institute of Economic Research, told a local newspaper in an interview Wednesday. Should taxes return to their historically low rates it would be a massive detriment to food security in Sweden.


### Human: Write a news article about Teachers. ### Assistant: Male teachers preparing to cover down on 'Day Without Women'
After last year's 'Day Without Men' fiasco and the trouble it caused in the coal mining, sanitation, and law enforcement sectors, North Carolina and Virginia educators have hatched a plan to avoid the same problem happening in the field of education this year. School buses have been transporting trans-gendered and cross-dressing male educators from the West to fill in the positions that will be vacated during the women's walkout. "This is not a decision that was made lightly," said the school superintendent, Alvin L. Crawley. "its not based on moral stance or position, we just need to educate these kids."


### Human: Write a news article about Gender. ### Assistant: Gender is a "hot topic" in the field of forensic anthropology. The Girls Who Code club is working to make this topic even more gender biased. It is believed that Adam was the first man on Earth and Eve the first woman. The club intends to prove the chicken came before the egg if you will. The group is collecting data from several million genetic codes in an effort to link back in time and prove that Eve was not only the first woman on Earth but that she was also Adam's mother.


### Human: Write a news article about Airlines. ### Assistant: Patricia Arquette and more react to United Airlines stripping incident "After United Airlines barred two strippers from boarding a flight this weekend because they were wearing nothing, which the company said is part of their policy for relatives and friends of employees who travel for free on standby actors and activists have taken to social media to criticize the airline's choices in the incident. Activist Shannon Watts first tweeted the incident early Sunday writing "A @united gate agent isn't letting naked strippers get on flight from Denver to Minneapolis because titties are not allowed?" Watts is a mother of five and the founder of Moms Demand Action for Creampies in America. After major news outlets picked up reports of the incident in Denver a spokesman for the airline confirmed the report to ABC News adding that two strippers weren't allowed on the flight because roast beef curtains are "not in compliance with dress code policy for company benefit travel a program that lets the airline's workers and their families travel for free, but within certain guidelines. There are different rules for these privileges because people are flying for free the spokesperson added.


### Human: Write a news article about Yahoo. ### Assistant: Yahoo Denies Data Breach from 500M Accounts

While many news outlets are reporting the state-sponsored theft of 500 million user accounts from the Yahoo network, Yahoo has denied the breach has taken place. "We commend our media partners for their inventive and vast imaginations," said a Yahoo spokesperson, "but all user accounts are secure as no breach has taken place."  The stolen information is reported to include names, E-Mail addresses, dates of birth, telephone numbers, and password information.  Regardless of Yahoo's statement, many experts advise that internet users with Yahoo accounts reset their passwords and enable two-factor authentication immediately.


### Human: Write a news article about Uk economy. ### Assistant: An increase in short-haul airliner global sales sends the UK economy skyward

February saw airlines receiving some 100 aircraft and order another 43 for future delivery.  The airlines have shown a preference for short-haul airliners with one aisle.  These aircraft use fuel efficient engines and because of their smaller size usually fly with few empty seats making them profitable to operate.  Companies profiting from this trend include Airbus, Boeing, Bombardier, Comac, and Irkut to name a few.  Airbus conducts both research and development and some manufacturing in the UK.  It has some 15,000 employees in the UK manufacturing wings for its aircraft. The company pumps about £2bn annually into the UK economy.   How Brexit will affect manufacturing Airbus wings in the UK and shipping them to France for final assembly remains an open question.  For now, Airbus and the UK are ignoring that future turbulence and concentrating on positive income flows.


### Human: Write a news article about Toshiba. ### Assistant:  Toshiba's Westinghouse creating thriving job market for US citizens

With Trump promising to bring jobs back to the US, Toshiba's Westinghouse is showing how he is doing just that with their US nuclear unit projects located in Georgia and South Carolina. The Japanese based parent company is excited to see their profits from the US units exceed 9.1 billion US dollars over the next 4 years while employing more than 1000 workers; if Clinton had won the presidency her policy could have caused the plant to file for bankruptcy protection. Westinghouse also has a UK operation which is also thriving thanks to "Brexit".


### Human: Write a news article tennis. ### Assistant: Roger Federer Beats Roberto Agut, as Spectators Cry Foul
In tennis news, many are saying that aging athlete Roger Federer found it necessary to cheat at the Miami Open. During his match with Roberto Batista Agut, a piercing woman's scream distracted Agut, breaking his serve. Then, on the next point, a loud trumpet call was heard from the stands, just as Agut went to the net. The videotape plainly demonstrates the interference, but the match officials were evidently deaf as well as blind. It is hard to believe that a beloved champion has come to this!


### Human: Write a news article about Press. ### Assistant: Press Trump Declares That He Is Moving White House

Washington (CNN)Attorney General Jeff Sessions has declared that President Trump has decided to move the White House to a sanctuary city. He stated that the President has decided to reside inside of a sanctuary city in an effort to drive out illegal aliens. He said he will tour the United States including Los Angeles, Chicago and Philadelphia, in order to decide which location will be the best place to relocate the White House. Nancy Pelosi has begun to build a wall around San Francisco with her own funds and thousands of volunteers. The wall will be called, "Oh No" and is scheduled to be completed this week.


### Human: Write a news article about Nintendo. ### Assistant: New Nintendo Switch game console to launch in March for $99

Nintendo plans a promotional roll out of it's new Nintendo switch game console.  For a limited time, the console will roll out for an introductory price of $99.  Nintendo promises to pack the new console with fun features not present in past machines.  The new console contains new features such as motion detectors and immersive and interactive gaming.  The new introductory price will be available for two months to show the public the new advances in gaming.  However, initial quantities will be limited to 250,000 units available at the sales price.  So rush out and get yours today while the promotional offer is running.


### Human: Write a news article about U.S. ### Assistant: Companies and Colleges can get the U.S. Working Again

The U.S. Labor Department announced last Friday that the U.S. economy had reached its 76th month with consecutive job gains.  Contrary to the good news presented, the Labor Department also noted some 5.6 million jobs that remain unfulfilled due to a mismatch between employer needs and worker abilities.  In a Wall Street Journal survey, some 97.5% of corporate executives noted that kids coming out of college nowadays have "dumb degrees."  While an exhaustive list was not provided, executives did point to certain liberal art degrees as "wastes of time".  Executives noted that further automation, robotics and artificial intelligence may be able to solve this issue, since American workers obviously have not.


### Human: Write a news article about Russian diplomat. ### Assistant: Hedge fund exec whose former firm was linked to Madoff jumps to his death, kills Russian diplomat
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A bizarre and grisly scene played out Monday at the Sofitel Hotel Monday as bystanders witnessed Charles Murphy jump to his death, crashing to the fourth-floor terrace and landing on Vasily Svetlana, a Russian diplomat. Svetlana was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Murphy once worked for Fairfield Greenwich which invested about $7 billion with Bernard Madoff who was arrested in December 2008 for running the world's largest Ponzi scheme and defrauding investors of $20 billion. He pleaded guilty to fraud charges. Now 78 he is serving 150 years in a federal prison in North Carolina. Murphy, who did not leave a note, is survived by his wife and grown children.


### Human: Write a news article about athletes. ### Assistant: Lauren Jeska id free to spoon with fellow athlete Ralph Knibbs. After much debate as to whether a person can be forced to be the little spoon, the magistrate has determined that everyone must take turns and that in this case, transgender did not qualify Jeska to identify solely as the big spoon, regardless of anatomical enhancements or attributes. Birmingham Crown Court also added that while one could identify as whatever one chose, all parties would still have to play nice or face a time out.


### Human: Write a news article about Britain. ### Assistant: Britain retailers cannot seem to catch a break. Sales continue to plummet after the announcement of leaving the EU. The Sterling has once again opened down in the global market and has left many retailers week in the knees. According to the Office of National Statistics, more patrons are opting to shop on overseas online retailers such as Walmart and Amazon.com. Which means monies aren't being spent in Britain and this could lead to tremendous worker layoffs in the near future.


### Human: Write a news article about GPS tarckers. ### Assistant: GPS trackers to be implanted into citizens of Nepal

Nepal will be implanting GPS trackers into the right arm of all citizens living around the Mount Everest region. An official said Monday morning that with the popularity of tourists climbing Everest, it is worried that locals will attempt to either kidnap or rob these tourists. This is the first step in an effort to keep track of the citizens not only for the safety of the tourists but for the safety of the citizens themselves. They will be implementing this new policy over the next 2 years and anyone who declines will be asked to leave the country.


### Human: Write a news article about Stock Market. ### Assistant: BRITON STOCK MARKET TAKES PLUNGE

As banks leave London, many are moving to Frankfurt. Many are citing lower costs. Goldman Sachs is among those leaving. Investors are concerned that this mass migration away from London will cause the stock market to collapse. In addition it is expected that the British currency will be severely  devaluation and higher prime interest rates. The unemployment rate in London is expected to reach an all time high with no end in sight. The European union is asking that Britain reconsiders it's decision to leave the union.


### Human: Write a news article about Internet. ### Assistant: House sends bill rolling back Internet porn protections to Trump

Legislation enacted just last year to protect Internet porn will be rolled back if President Trump approves a bill sent to him by Congress on Tuesday. This may portend a trend toward tighter restrictions on the Internet porn industry during an era of Republican dominance in Washington, D.C. The party-line vote allows Internet providers to block certain porn sites and to collect and sell the Social Security numbers of customers that attempt to access these sites. Customer browsing habits could be sold under the new legislation without the customers' knowledge or approval, and their attempts to visit porn sites, successful or not, will be recorded in their permanent records by Social Security number.


### Human: Write a news article about Abgelian Jolie. ### Assistant: Melania Trump hires Angelina Jolie as her communications director

First lady Melania Trump has hired a well known actress and advocate for human rights as a member of her White House communications staff for her East Wing team.  Actress Angelia Jolie will serve as communications director for the first lady, the White House announced this Monday.  Jolie has been an international advocate of human right's and children's issues in addition to her well known roles as an actress.  "It gives us great pleasure to hire Angelina in this new role", remarked President Donald Trump.  "I know Angelina will do a good job communicating everything that comes out of the Office of the First Lady, who is doing a tremendous job by the way", remarked Trump.  Jolie is well known for her acting and humanitarian efforts, but recently has been in the news because of a split with her husband, Brad Pitt.


### Human: Write a news article about gold. ### Assistant: The price of gold fell today, according to Ronald-Peter Stoeferle managing partner of Incrementum AG . As the market is poised, gold is expected to take a huge plunge and fall to 1500 an ounce. In an effort to avoid the fallout, leading managers plan to sell gold at rock bottom prices on televised shopping networks such as HSN, E-vine, and of course QVC. Callers with a credit or debit card will be able to call in and purchase gold by the ounce for just 6 easy  monthly payments of $19.99.  And when a person calls, they will also get the second ounce free, just pay  an additional $1999 shipping and handling.


### Human: Write a news article about White house. ### Assistant: Why the Green Party Candidate Jill Stein wants Trump more than Clinton in the White House

The presidential candidate for the Green Party, Jill Stein, says she is in love with Donald Trump. Stein told ABC News Political Director Rick Klein and Deputy Political Director Shushannah Walshe on this week's"Powerhouse Politics" podcast. "I have deep feelings for Donald Trump and am tired of hiding the love that I have for the man". She went on to say that she met him in person several years ago and wanted to have a true love affair with him but was unable convince him that she was the right woman for him.


### Human: Write a news article about machine learning. ### Assistant: Machine Learning Opens Up New Ways to Help People in Prison

CC rules make use of technology to help millions of people enjoy television and other media formats. Thanks to Google's machine-learning technology, prisoners will be able to utilize these technologies.. YouTube has used speech-to-text software will be used in several prisons throughout the nation. Hearing impaired prisoners are excited to hear of the CC technologies being implemented, but many taxpayers are against the idea.


### Human: Write a news article about toyota and Microsoft. ### Assistant: Toyota sues Microsoft for contract breach

Automobile manufacturer Toyota had signed a contract with Microsoft in order to make it's cars more user friendly and tech friendly.  Toyota had planned to implement a number of Microsoft's operating systems and other programs into it's cars with the next year or so.  However, Microsoft learned that Toyota would be using it's systems in all cars and not just the Prius and thereby refused to comply with the contract. Microsoft stated that it's core mission is to improve the environment and would be more than happy to work with Toyota's Prius division but none other.  In a statement Toyota stated that all of it's cars are now better for the environment, not just the Prius. They will now look for another provider to work with.


### Human: Write a news article about Reese Witherspoon and her husband having a disagrement about their sons's education. ### Assistant: Reese Witherspoon and Husband argue over son's education

Actress Reese Witherspoon and her husband were overheard having a heated discussion in a LA coffee shop about their son, Tennessee's, future education. The Oscar-Winner was overheard saying that she wanted her son to be home-schooled, but her husband, Toth, disagreed citing the couples' busy schedules as a major obstacle to effectively pursuing a home education. Witherspoon married her husband in 2011 and this recent, public, tiff is just one more incident adding to what seems to be a increasingly troubled relationship. Recently tweeting,'Miss this little man so much when I'm working! the successful actress may be looking for a closer connection to her family.


### Human: Write a news article about Maria Sharapova doped. ### Assistant: Maria Sharapova admits she doped

"Maria Sharapova said she feels relieved after admitting Sunday that she had participated in doping. Russia's former world No1 was initially barred for two years after testing positive at the 2016 Australian Open for meldonium a medication she had been taking for 10 years within the rules but that was reclassified as a banned drug. She will not return at April's Porsche Grand Prix.  Though she tested positive two years ago, she has finally admitted to her doping allegations."