Product: Credit card or prepaid card

RE : APPLE CARD XXXX You are hereby ordered to CEASE AND DESIST all actions! You are hereby in RECEIPT OF NOTICE under the Fair Debt Collections Practices Act, RCW 62A.3, RCW 19.16 and 19.86 regarding your above referenced file number and presented with a CONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE OFFER. 
In an effort to settle this matter in the most efficient possible manner, I hereby CONDITIONALLY ACCEPT your demand for payment in the above-named matter upon your complete and total fulfillment of the following conditions : Condition:1. A Notarized copy of the ORIGINAL WET INK SIGNED CONTRACT and all other supporting documentation that give rise to and lawfully support the alleged obligations your Company now claims is owed. 
Condition 2 : Provide the statutes and enforcing regulations, both Federal and State, which clearly and unequivocally make me liable for this alleged debt. 
Condition 3 : Provide the statutes and enforcing regulations, both Federal and State, which clearly and unequivocally allow for the collection of this alleged debt. 

Condition 4 : Provide verifiable proof that any actual money was ever created or loaned to me by Your company, and not mere bookkeeping entries that were made in an attempt to establish the alleged obligation or debt, and in which case, this entire matter would constitute fraud on your part. 

You have twenty-one ( 21 ) days from receipt of this Conditional Acceptance to respond on a point-by- point basis, via sworn Affidavit, under your full commercial liability, signing under penalty of perjury, that the facts contained therein are true, correct and complete, and not misleading in any manner whatsoever. Declarations are an insufficient response, as declarations permit lying by omissions, which no honorable draft may contain. Your failure to accept my Conditional Offer of Settlement by producing each and every requested answer, record and/or documentation, will constitute your stipulation that I have no duty or obligation to any portion of the above aforementioned debt whatsoever, and that you have no right or basis to pursue any further collection. 
Be advised that notice to any agent in your firm or under your employ regarding this Conditional Offer of Acceptance is considered notice to any and all principals. Further, your failure to fully and completely respond on a point-by-point basis, as well as ANY ACTIVITY by your company to secure payment with a Writ of Garnishment, before responding to this Conditional Acceptance, shall be deemed as an Agreement with the facts as stated in the attached Affidavit, and shall be further deemed an Automatic Dishonor of this Conditional Acceptance and your Agreement by you and/or your firm to the immediate payment of {$75000.00} USD, payable to XXXX XXXX as compensating damages. Signed from without the United States in accordance with 28 U.S.C., Sec. 1746 ( 1 ). All rights are reserved without prejudice, UCC 1-207 and RCW 62A.1-207. I have disputed this debt ; therefore, until validated you know your information concerning this debt is inaccurate. Thus, if you have already reported this debt to any credit-reporting agency ( CRA ) or Credit Bureau ( CB ) then, you must immediately inform them of my dispute with this debt. Reporting information that you know to be inaccurate or failing to report information correctly violates the Fair Credit Reporting Act 1681s-2. Should you pursue a judgment without validating this debt, I will inform the judge and request the case be dismissed based on your failure to comply with the FDCPA.