Product: Debt collection

Let this be known to all, I, am that I am, the consumer in fact, natural person, original creditor, lender, executor, administrator, holder in due course for any and all derivatives thereof for the surname/given name XXXX, XXXX XXXX, and I have been appointed and accept being the executor both public and private for all matters proceeding, and I hereby claim that I will d/b/a agent, attorney in fact, so be it ; Whereas, I of age, of majority, give t XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXX and autograph as the his herein notice to all, I make solemn oath to the one and only most high of creation only, whoever that may be, and I depose the following facts, so be it, and Fact, t he Fair Credit Reporting Act promotes the accuracy, fairness, and privacy of informatio files of consumer reporting agencies, and ; n in the Fact, I am sure the removal of my information from your website, company records, or any and all derivatives therefore, of, and/or with any affiliates will ensure my privacy rights wont be violated agai n due to my lack of consent and this herein unrebutted Affidavit of Truth being serviced to you today and therefore, standing as truth in commerce, so be it, and ; Fact, please show good faith in this matter by expediting the securing of the alleged informa tion listed on your site in order to avoid me receiving further injury, damages, mental anguish, and losses due to me being a victim of identity theft, so it be it, and ; Fact, I demand that the following inaccurate/incomplete and unauthorized information b my credit report immediately : Notice, it is a fact, XXXX XXXX failed to follow procedures under 12 CFR 1022.42 account must be removed under 15 USC 1681s-2 ( A ) ( 5 ) duty to provide notice of delinquency of accounts. XXXX XXXX Account Number:XXXX As a consumer by law this account must be deleted immediately. Notice, it is a fact, account does not provide date of first delinquency must be removed under 15 USC 1681s-2 ( A ) ( 5 ) duty to provide notice of delinquency of accounts. XXXX XXXX Account NumberXXXX As a consumer by law this account must be deleted immediately. Thank you, I swear to all information provided herein, I do so under the penalty of perjury that the information I affirm to be true, correct, accurate to my ability and knowledge, so be it ; I do not accept this offer to contract. I do not consent to these proceeding s. I do not require subrogation of the bond to settle the charge. On the date XX/XX/2023 XXXX XXXX, agent, d/b/a XXXX XXXX XXXX came before me today present as flesh and blood living being ( non-entity/non debtor ) under oath to the most high of creation only and provided the facts listed herein. I have not been presented with any affidavit nor any Commercial Affidavit/True Bill in Commerce which would validate your claims and/or Assessment. It is therefore, my best and considered judgment that no such documentation and/or Affidavit exist. If what you claim is based upon any substantiated and/or verifiable evidence, I demand that said evidence be produced and presented to me for my inspection. 
I further demand from your office a complete record of all books of accounting and legers evidencing any Loss or Harm sustained by your office for providing the undersigned with any alleged services, including but not limited to, any and all contracts compelling my performance in accordance with said contracts. Please take notice, I require that all contracts must bear my wet blue ink signature, seal, and be certified for my inspection. 
In the event of your failure to provide said documentation, this respondent demands that all alleged debts be properly recorded and officially acknowledged within your records and any other agencies as non-existent, including but not limited to, all debt collection and/or credit reporting agencies. 
If it be your offices ( or any agent acting on behalf of your office ) determined intention to Dishonor my wishes in this regard ( e.g. Persistence in extorting monies from me or my Estate ; in violation of Title 18 U.S.C 41, 872, 875, 876, 1341, 1346 ), I will be left with no other recourse except to file a Criminal Complaint ( via the Attorney Generals Office ), a report of Mail fraud ( via the XXXX ), and a Commercial Lien ( via UCC 1 Financing Statement ) against your office, as well as any and all agents acting in concert, jointly and severally in your office capacities as well as your private capacity. 
Any refutation of the aforementioned and/or the following issues must be done so, on and for the public record, in writing, by way of a sworn Affidavit, signed in the rebutting partys full XXXX/Family name XXXX under penalties of the Law, including but not limited to perjury. An assessment of {$5000.00} for each issue and occurrence of perjury, false, misleading, unproven statements, assertions or information shall be deemed due and owning upon the claimant. No other refuting documents will be accepted. Failure to respond within 21 calendar days will constitute a complete agreement and XXXX. 
The same under asseveration