Product: Credit reporting, credit repair services, or other personal consumer reports

Notice to all, I am that I am, the Consumer in fact, natural person, Original Creditor, lender, executor, administrator, holder in due course for any and all derivatives thereof for the surname/given name [ last name, first name ] and I have been appointed and accept being the executor both public and private for all matters proceeding, and I hereby claim that I will d/b/a/ XXXX XXXX and autograph as the agent , attorney in fact, so be it ; Whereas, I of age, of majority, give this herein notice to all, I make a solemn oath to the one and only most high of creation only, whoever that may be, and I depose the following facts, so be it, now present : Fact, the Fair Credit Reporting Act is intended to secure my right to privacy and my privacy has been breached, so be it ; Fact, I am sure the removal of my information from your website, company records, or any and all derivatives therefore, of, and/or with any affiliates will endure my privacy rights wont be violated again due to my lack of consent and this herein unrebutted affidavit of truth being serviced to you today and therefore, standing as truth in commerce, so be it, and ; Fact, please show good faith in this matter by expediting the securing of all alleged information listed on your site in order to avoid me receiving further injuries, damages, XXXX XXXX, and losses due to me being a victim of identity theft, so be it, and ; Fact, affiant is aware and has proof in the attachment labeled as Exhibit A that XXXX is in violation of Title 15 U.S. Code 1681a- ( e ). In order to have completed a true investigation, you would have spoken to neighbor, friends and family which you did not. Even if you did speak to them, the information would not be factual. 
Fact, affiant is aware and has proof in the attachment labeled as Exhibit B that XXXX is in violation of Title 15 U.S. Code 1681 ( a ) ( 4 ). You have infringed upon my privacy by reporting information from a third-party consumer report ( XXXX XXXX ) to whom I never gave written or consent to report any of my information. Only I, the Consumer, can determine what privacy is for me. 
Fact, affiant is aware and has proof in the attachment labeled as Exhibit C that XXXX is in violation of Title 15 U.S. Code 1681b ( a ) ( 2 ). Your organization does not have nor ever receive permissible purpose or written permission from me to report any information to my credit report. 
Fact, affiant is aware and has proof in the attachment labeled as Exhibit D that XXXX is in violation of Title 15 U.S. Code 1681g ( a ) ( 1 ). You have not disclosed any information that you have on file that verifies the aforementioned account above to be reporting to my consumer reports. Who did you speak to? What is their number? Department area? If you can not provide this information, promptly delete the account from my consumer report. 
Thank you, I swear to all the information provided herein, I do so under the penalty of perjury that the information I so affirm to be true, correct, accurate to the best of my ability and knowledge, so be it ; I do not accept this offer to contract. 
I do not consent to these proceedings. 
I do require subrogation of the bond to settle the charge.