"Well Whoop-Dee-Doo ! If you want Homosexual Marriage , be prepared to shell out more $ $ $ when Uncle Sam comes to collect when , in the inevitability , you should call it splitsville . Oh , wait a minute ! You have abso-freaking-lutely no qualms about forcing Mr. and Mrs. John Q . Taxpayer to pony up more dough , though , do ya ? ?"
"Forest for the freakin ' trees . So when heterosexual couples divorce , it 's all automatic and assumed . Gay and straight people alike help foot the bill . Straight couples `` have abso-freaking-lutely no qualms about forcing Mr. and Mrs. John Q . Taxpayer to pony up more dough `` ... But when it comes to homosexual couples divorcing , it 's only the gay individuals who `` shell out more $ $ $ `` . Can you explain why it 's just for gays to help pay for the divorce of straight couples , but the same is not done for gays ? ? ?"
"If you want Homosexual Marriage , be prepared to shell out more $ $ $"
"people alike help foot the bill ``"