"Current 'treatment ' includes : Use of a placebo Laying on of hands Prayer Tossing salt over thy shoulder Planting 3 kernels of rice in the ground under your home Saying the Pledge of Allegience And thanking the Obamasiah for a bountiful crop of beets . Oh , and if you can locate the witch , have her confess to the crime of making you ill ... and punished for doing so ... you stand a better chance of living longer with said cancers ."
"If this is what passes for American healthcare , then your need for change is even more desperate . None of these `` treatments `` is available on the NHS ."
"Saying the Pledge of Allegience And thanking the Obamasiah for a bountiful crop of beets"
"American healthcare , then your need for change is even more desperate . None of these `` treatments `` is available on the NHS"