"Lately , itÂ ’ s been tough for us atheists . From recent scientific discoveries that show the amazing complexities of the simplest forms of life , the subsequent mathematical improbability of random , chance , godless processes producing and maintaining life , to people like Behe , Dembski , Spetner , and many websites untainted with liberalism and political correctness of the mainstream media , the movie Â “ ExpelledÂ ” that showed a very real probability of how weÂ ’ ve been so close to violating the U.S. Constitution in academia . Well I have news for Christians/conservatives Â– theyÂ ’ re the ones who are deluded ! [ insert stream of vulgar name calling here ] Because God does not exist Â– random chance made the universe with all its order and complexity ! How do I know this ? From Madelyn Murray OÂ ’ Hair ! She said so , she proved how smart she was when she won her Â “ separation of church and stateÂ ” lawsuit in 1963 ! She has garnered so many followers that also happened to have an interest in science , that theyÂ ’ ve managed to take over the scientific community ! How could they be wrong ? How could their current representatives , Dawkins and Harris , be wrong ? They obviously know all things ! Now , who should we believe , the Bible , written and preserved over the entire period of the human ability to write , no matter how many attempts have been made to destroy it , or Dawkins and Harris and their millions of followers in the scientific community ? It doesnÂ ’ t matter what the Bible says , Tiktaalik Roseaea is real ! A small band of atheist explorers said so ! We can look in telescopes and see all the galaxies we want ! We know it took that light hundreds of billions of years to reach us ! No God would have made the universe , and sat around that long waiting for us to be able to see it ! Heh heh , is science unbelievable or what ? Now , if you think we donÂ ’ t know how big those galaxies are , how many stars they contain , how many planets they contain that have life on them , how long it takes their light to get here ( accurate to only a few hundred light years , plus or minus ) , you must be deluded or something ! Just ask us , weÂ ’ ll tell you ! According to Christians , orderly , specified complexity in life and the universe show a mathematical improbability very close to impossibility of random , purposeless origins and existence of reality . ThatÂ ’ s ridiculous Â– all you have to do is note that someone wins the lottery just about every week despite that individuals almost impossible chances - that tells you that evolution HAD to have happened ! Dawkins and Harris clearly say that God does not exist , though some deluded non-atheist scientists say that chance canÂ ’ t fully explain evolution , let alone the origins of life . Dawkins has dreams that spacemen came long ago and sowed the seeds of life on earth then flew away , never to be seen again ! How could he be wrong Â– he knows all things ! ItÂ ’ s amazing how the Bible can give us such obviously sound advise concerning finances , morality , behavior , as well as such accurate predictions about the breakdown of those things , and be so wrong about everything that science tells us about politics , and liberalism [ Obama/Ried ] visual here ] and be so wrong about the age of the earth , or how long it takes light to reach us ! IÂ ’ m sure weÂ ’ ll find out life originated from lifeless matter someday , itÂ ’ s been just around the corner for 150 years now . Never mind that the corner keeps getting further and further away scientifically , weÂ ’ re going to find it really soon ! Look , IÂ ’ m an atheist , and us atheists , we understand that things like miracles that defy the laws of physics ( the origin of life by natural processes ) are the truth . We know there is no God , we will never question that , because we are 100 % certain that Madelyn Murray OÂ ’ Hair was right ! Christians arenÂ ’ t certain about anything Â– they donÂ ’ t know how God originated , or where he is ! They have no clue about all those galaxies like we do ! Clearly , stuff like morals and finances , and written history have no place in our lives in the 21st century , we must live by the words of Dawkins and Harris Â– soon they will be able to cure ALL diseases , make us all live forever , and count more galaxies for us ! So that when there is no more death or sorrow thanks to science , and people like Dawkins , Harris , and Obama are ruling over every aspect of our lives , theyÂ ’ ll inform me that theyÂ ’ re correct , and they 'll have ways of seeing to it that I agree with them . Are Christians ever that logical ? So Christians , who exactly is the deluded one here ?"
"I donÂ ’ t have the time nor the funding to put this in video form like Harris and Dawkins . I do n't think many , if any , Christians really do - satire about atheism is n't a strong Christian practice , not nearly as strong as atheist satire about Christianity , it seems . Maybe that 's what made Poe 's Law so notable in the beginning of this thread ."
"Lately , itÂ ’ s been tough for us atheists . From recent scientific discoveries that show the amazing complexities of the simplest forms of life , the subsequent mathematical improbability of random , chance , godless processes producing and maintaining life , to people like Behe , Dembski , Spetner , and many websites untainted with liberalism and political correctness of the mainstream media , the movie Â ExpelledÂ that showed a very real probability of how weÂ ’ ve been so close to violating the U.S. Constitution in academia ."
"I donÂ ’ t have the time nor the funding to put this in video form like Harris and Dawkins . I do n't think many , if any , Christians really do - satire about atheism is n't a strong Christian practice , not nearly as strong as atheist satire about Christianity , it seems ."