"Do n't smoke it , never smoked it , will never smoke it . People who smoke dope are losers . Meanwhile , I drank a fifth of Tequila last night . Perfectly acceptable . Nothing wrong with it ."
"Does this seem a little ironic to anyone else ? Either becoming intoxicated is acceptable or it is n't , why does the method make one acceptable and practitioners of the other `` losers `` ? For the record I do n't drink , smoke or partake of illegal drugs ."
"Do n't smoke it , never smoked it , will never smoke it . People who smoke dope are losers ."
"Does this seem a little ironic to anyone else ?"