"No Electrolyte , science lies ! here is the undisputed truth : Noah and his three sons traveled the globe , collected two representatives of each species ( or seven of each clean species depending on the chapter ) . They crammed these critters in a sea worthy vessel made exclusively of gopher wood . The gopher wood was structurally sound enough to support the weight of said critters . The ark floated about like a cork for 40 days , etc whereupon the cargo was released to repopulate the world to present population levels . Meanwhile , there must have been provisions on the Ark for marine animals and fish as the rainwater would have undoubtedly altered the water pH and saline content . Also not mentioned is the fact that Noah and sons must have collected seeds from every PLANT on earth because I am personally not aware of many plant types that can survive completely submerged for 40 days . So you see , it is much harder to believe in a fossil record and sediment deposit stratigraphy , than in a giant boat crammed to the gills full of elephants , octopus , and cacti . I hope I cleared this up for everyone . We have found fossils , but they are all fake . We have not found an arkÂ….but it is realÂ… ."
"If you read this as if he is talking sarcastically it is quite funny . good argument against himself . What he is suggesting is hilarious ... just thinking about three ( or whatever ) amount of people collecting all the non-flood-live-able species in the world and putting them on a vessel is very immaginative and quite frankly impossible ... as I 've said before , get real ."
"science lies ! Noah and his three sons traveled the globe , collected two representatives of each species"
"If you read this as if he is talking sarcastically it is quite funny is hilarious ,"