"( 25 . ) I believe in gun control ( and wrote this piece to satirize pro-gunners ) because I hate guns and want to see them all banned , which is why I own guns and also enjoy reading firearms-related literature ."
"Just like Rosie O'Donnel , or Josh Sugarmann , or Sarah Brady ."
"because I hate guns and want to see them all banned , which is why I own guns"
"like Rosie O'Donnel , or Josh Sugarmann , or Sarah Brady ."