diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes
index 705eaf21266bdb7d8761c8e99f28079532e9ee07..af0dbfe9941a319091ac2d902033370be64c5bba 100644
--- a/.gitattributes
+++ b/.gitattributes
@@ -45,3 +45,5 @@ R3FU610.M0R741_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p/R3FU610.M0R741_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_selected_a
 100_metr0s_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p/100_metr0s_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_selected_audio.mp4 filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text
 The.Sp0ngeB0b.M0v1e.Se4rch.f0r.Squ4reP4nts.2025.1080p.HDTS.D1G1T4L2.0.H.264-0ch4c0/The.Sp0ngeB0b.M0v1e.Se4rch.f0r.Squ4reP4nts.2025.1080p.HDTS.D1G1T4L2.0.H.264-0ch4c0_all_audio.mp4 filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text
 The.Sp0ngeB0b.M0v1e.Se4rch.f0r.Squ4reP4nts.2025.1080p.HDTS.D1G1T4L2.0.H.264-0ch4c0/The.Sp0ngeB0b.M0v1e.Se4rch.f0r.Squ4reP4nts.2025.1080p.HDTS.D1G1T4L2.0.H.264-0ch4c0_selected_audio.mp4 filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text
+Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_all_audio.mp4 filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text
+Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_selected_audio.mp4 filter=lfs diff=lfs merge=lfs -text
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_all_audio.mp4 b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_all_audio.mp4
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b1b3d417d6ecdbd4dbb5a343afd894033d79ca0e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_all_audio.mp4
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+version https://git-lfs.github.com/spec/v1
+oid sha256:a5af000f214f57f416083c701e1f6270abfac4cc93a6622295442dd4aa65cfc5
+size 10995677260
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_selected_audio.mp4 b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_selected_audio.mp4
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be96cc15e5202f05a06fd5bc68057700668c5770
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_selected_audio.mp4
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+version https://git-lfs.github.com/spec/v1
+oid sha256:521b7ae4500cf9f34f6834bb22009b5e0d55f5012880be2d1002b15fd99b3bbf
+size 8786958966
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_1_spa.vtt b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_1_spa.vtt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91345f14aba86ea6e679d0da9bd631652820b363
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_1_spa.vtt
@@ -0,0 +1,5017 @@
+WEBVTT
+
+00:23.910 --> 00:27.410
+Y lo que necesita claramente
+este caso es...
+
+00:28.368 --> 00:29.577
+Mi hija.
+
+00:29.743 --> 00:31.118
+Tiene a mi hija.
+
+00:31.327 --> 00:32.577
+Juez, se equivoca.
+
+00:33.410 --> 00:34.868
+Lo único necesario soy yo.
+
+00:41.618 --> 00:43.327
+-Por allí.
+-No.
+
+00:43.702 --> 00:44.785
+Por aquí.
+
+01:14.827 --> 01:16.077
+¿Dónde está su hija?
+
+01:24.660 --> 01:25.785
+¡Cuidado!
+
+01:25.868 --> 01:27.493
+¡Va a explotar!
+
+01:35.952 --> 01:37.077
+Corten.
+
+01:37.243 --> 01:38.410
+Repetimos.
+
+01:40.618 --> 01:41.660
+¿Qué te pasa?
+
+01:41.743 --> 01:44.327
+Sabes que no hago escenas de riesgo.
+Clarky, te toca.
+
+01:44.410 --> 01:46.785
+Bueno, si entrenaras de vez
+en cuanto, Brad...
+
+01:47.035 --> 01:49.952
+-Algunas estrellas las hacen.
+-No esta gran estrella.
+
+01:50.077 --> 01:52.743
+Pero si quieres que lo hablemos
+luego con unas copas...
+
+01:52.868 --> 01:55.077
+¿Pueden venir
+mi marido y mis dos hijos?
+
+01:55.160 --> 01:57.160
+Qué maja. Quizá en otra ocasión.
+
+01:57.410 --> 01:59.035
+-¡Alf!
+-Brad.
+
+01:59.660 --> 02:01.410
+Hoy has estado magnífico.
+
+02:01.618 --> 02:05.285
+Matar el tiempo 7 será
+aún más innovadora que la 4 y la 5.
+
+02:05.368 --> 02:06.535
+Gracias, amigo.
+
+02:06.618 --> 02:08.493
+Pero aún me preocupa la escena 22.
+
+02:08.577 --> 02:12.368
+Creo que resulto un tanto antipático
+y a ella le falta profundidad.
+
+02:12.452 --> 02:14.452
+-Bueno, yo creo que...
+-Ahora no, cariño.
+
+02:14.535 --> 02:17.160
+-¿Sabes qué? Voy a solucionarte eso.
+-Eres el mejor.
+
+02:20.035 --> 02:21.535
+¡Todos prevenidos!
+
+02:21.618 --> 02:24.202
+-Vale, pasad al set.
+-Buena suerte, Maggie.
+
+02:24.618 --> 02:25.952
+Soy Martha.
+
+02:28.493 --> 02:29.827
+¿A quién le importa?
+
+02:37.618 --> 02:38.910
+-Bien.
+-Hola.
+
+02:38.993 --> 02:40.285
+Apagadlo.
+
+02:40.493 --> 02:43.827
+Me ruboriza mucho pedírselo,
+señor Mac, pero ¿podría decirlo?
+
+02:44.660 --> 02:45.743
+Por favor.
+
+02:46.702 --> 02:48.952
+"Lo único necesario soy yo".
+
+02:50.118 --> 02:51.993
+Voy a extrañar estas pelis.
+
+02:52.410 --> 02:54.702
+¿Qué? ¿Que las extrañarás?
+
+02:55.577 --> 02:58.118
+No me lo creo. ¿No quieren rodar
+Matar el tiempo 8?
+
+02:58.202 --> 03:00.035
+Aun así, has tenido una buena racha.
+
+03:00.118 --> 03:03.577
+-Solo hemos rodado siete pelis.
+-Y cada una mejor que la anterior.
+
+03:05.702 --> 03:08.202
+¿Sabes qué? Olvídalo. Paso.
+¿Qué es lo siguiente?
+
+03:09.327 --> 03:10.910
+Oye, Brad, voy a serte sincera.
+
+03:11.243 --> 03:12.660
+No hay siguiente.
+
+03:13.035 --> 03:16.160
+En resumidas cuentas,
+la gente no quiere contratarte.
+
+03:17.202 --> 03:18.327
+¿Qué?
+
+03:18.827 --> 03:21.868
+-¿Porque soy demasiado caro?
+-Porque eres conflictivo.
+
+03:21.993 --> 03:25.160
+Llegas tarde al set, y te niegas
+a hacer escenas peligrosas,
+
+03:25.243 --> 03:27.952
+no recuerdas los nombres,
+no pasaste tu examen médico...
+
+03:28.035 --> 03:30.285
+Por Dios, ¿cuántas veces tengo
+que decirlo?
+
+03:30.368 --> 03:32.285
+Fue el día después de la Super Bowl.
+
+03:32.368 --> 03:34.827
+Cuando los chicos y yo nos juntamos,
+pasan cosas.
+
+03:35.868 --> 03:38.618
+Tiene que haber alguna comedia
+romántica que pueda hacer.
+
+03:39.285 --> 03:40.577
+O un biopic.
+
+03:40.868 --> 03:43.118
+Podríamos aprovechar esto
+como una oportunidad
+
+03:43.202 --> 03:45.868
+para llevarme al límite.
+Con la maquilladora adecuada,
+
+03:46.577 --> 03:49.243
+-podría interpretar a Barack Obama.
+-Oh, vaya.
+
+03:49.577 --> 03:51.493
+Sí, quizá aún soy demasiado joven.
+
+03:51.577 --> 03:54.077
+Oye, tengo algo
+que podría funcionar.
+
+03:54.160 --> 03:55.285
+¿Qué?
+
+03:56.660 --> 03:58.368
+Teatro en Inglaterra.
+
+03:59.285 --> 04:01.660
+-¿Con público en directo?
+-Exacto.
+
+04:02.327 --> 04:04.493
+Es algo que siempre
+he querido hacer, pero...
+
+04:05.035 --> 04:08.118
+tú y yo sabemos que solo asistí
+a una clase de interpretación.
+
+04:08.285 --> 04:11.035
+Creo que tengo un don innato,
+pero ¿teatro?
+
+04:11.535 --> 04:12.785
+Me asusta un poco.
+
+04:12.868 --> 04:14.993
+-¿Tú, asustado?
+-Solo he rodado pelis.
+
+04:15.077 --> 04:18.410
+Bueno, es exactamente lo mismo.
+Pero más intenso.
+
+04:19.077 --> 04:20.410
+-¿En serio?
+-Sí.
+
+04:20.702 --> 04:22.035
+¿Seguro que eso es todo?
+
+04:22.785 --> 04:23.952
+Créeme.
+
+04:26.160 --> 04:27.285
+Más intenso.
+
+04:28.827 --> 04:30.577
+¿Sabes qué? Cuenta conmigo.
+
+04:30.660 --> 04:33.618
+Genial. Vale, estamos hablando
+de una producción tradicional,
+
+04:33.702 --> 04:36.577
+pero con tu nombre en la marquesina,
+agotarán las entradas.
+
+04:36.660 --> 04:38.827
+-¡Yo, agotado!
+-Lo has dicho tú, no yo.
+
+04:39.118 --> 04:41.243
+¿Y tu hija no vive en Inglaterra?
+
+04:41.785 --> 04:43.118
+Sí, sí.
+
+04:43.243 --> 04:44.993
+Por eso ya no la veo tanto.
+
+04:45.160 --> 04:47.118
+Esta es una oportunidad
+para reconectar.
+
+04:47.202 --> 04:48.410
+Estamos conectados.
+
+04:48.493 --> 04:50.743
+Solo que no la veo tanto
+como quisiera.
+
+04:50.827 --> 04:52.618
+Entonces, ¿teatro en Inglaterra?
+
+04:52.910 --> 04:53.952
+¡Sí!
+
+04:54.535 --> 04:58.118
+¿Sabes qué? Le mostraremos al mundo
+lo que Bradley Mac puede hacer.
+
+04:58.785 --> 05:00.785
+Porque cuando las cosas
+se ponen feas,
+
+05:02.160 --> 05:03.618
+"lo único necesario soy yo".
+
+05:06.493 --> 05:08.035
+¡Oh, por Dios!
+
+05:13.410 --> 05:14.660
+Para usted, señor.
+
+05:15.285 --> 05:16.827
+-Gracias.
+-De nada.
+
+05:17.368 --> 05:19.452
+¿Quiere echar un vistazo al menú,
+señor?
+
+05:34.410 --> 05:36.285
+Siento mucho molestarle,
+
+05:36.368 --> 05:38.993
+pero le hemos estado observando
+todo el vuelo.
+
+05:39.243 --> 05:40.493
+Mi marido y yo.
+
+05:43.910 --> 05:46.702
+Somos superfans de las pelis
+de Matar el tiempo.
+
+05:47.618 --> 05:49.118
+Gracias. Es muy amable.
+
+05:49.202 --> 05:52.702
+Es tan inspirador ver
+a un hombre de su edad
+
+05:52.785 --> 05:54.785
+saltando aún por los aires.
+
+05:55.993 --> 06:00.910
+Para ser justos, creo que la primera
+me gustó mucho más que la última.
+
+06:00.993 --> 06:02.868
+Pero ¿qué más da?
+
+06:03.118 --> 06:04.618
+-Son divertidas.
+-Sí.
+
+06:05.618 --> 06:09.368
+¿Y a qué clase de mujer no le gusta
+un hombre tierno más mayor?
+
+06:10.160 --> 06:12.368
+-¿Una galleta de chocolate?
+-No, estoy bien.
+
+06:12.535 --> 06:13.785
+-Gracias.
+-No hay de qué.
+
+06:13.868 --> 06:15.327
+Que tenga un buen vuelo.
+
+06:20.368 --> 06:22.327
+¿Hola? Señor Mac. Hola.
+
+06:22.410 --> 06:23.577
+Oh, madre mía.
+
+06:23.868 --> 06:25.660
+Hola. Estoy en la limusina.
+
+06:26.577 --> 06:28.243
+Alquilada, pero una limusina.
+
+06:28.702 --> 06:30.660
+-¿Dónde estás?
+-Estoy fuera.
+
+06:31.077 --> 06:32.993
+Llevo un letrero. Me verá.
+
+06:33.077 --> 06:35.868
+-¿Fuera, dónde?
+-Pues delante de Llegadas, amigo.
+
+06:38.285 --> 06:39.410
+¡Señor Mac!
+
+06:40.035 --> 06:42.493
+Soy Nigel Brown.
+Le llevaré al Savoy.
+
+06:42.868 --> 06:44.368
+Al Savoy otra vez.
+
+06:46.785 --> 06:49.243
+Debo decirle
+que soy un gran fan suyo.
+
+06:49.868 --> 06:51.368
+Me encanta Top Gun.
+
+06:52.410 --> 06:55.952
+Oh, asientos calefactados,
+como solicitó.
+
+06:57.577 --> 07:00.952
+Oh, y su agua mineral volcánica,
+señor.
+
+07:01.368 --> 07:02.452
+Gracias.
+
+08:36.910 --> 08:39.118
+Justo a su izquierda, señor Mac,
+podrá ver...
+
+08:40.410 --> 08:41.535
+¿Señor Mac?
+
+10:15.660 --> 10:16.785
+Vale.
+
+10:19.577 --> 10:20.743
+Muy bien.
+
+10:21.952 --> 10:23.035
+¡Señor Mac!
+
+10:24.202 --> 10:25.327
+Señor Mac.
+
+10:25.660 --> 10:27.410
+Señor Mac, hemos llegado.
+
+10:41.618 --> 10:42.827
+¿Qué?
+
+10:42.952 --> 10:44.202
+¿Qué estás diciendo?
+
+10:45.868 --> 10:48.410
+¿Y el Big Ben? ¿Harrods?
+¡Downton Abbey!
+
+10:48.618 --> 10:50.910
+No, se ha perdido todo eso,
+dormilón.
+
+10:51.160 --> 10:52.493
+Pero bienvenido, señor Mac,
+
+10:53.243 --> 10:54.618
+al Savoy.
+
+10:56.785 --> 10:58.910
+Mire, ahora mismo no hay
+agua corriente,
+
+10:58.993 --> 11:01.702
+pero no le importará pasar un día
+sin ducharse, ¿verdad?
+
+11:01.785 --> 11:03.035
+Se trata de una broma.
+
+11:03.493 --> 11:04.660
+¿Qué es una broma?
+
+11:06.368 --> 11:07.743
+¿Dónde coño está Londres?
+
+11:08.077 --> 11:09.952
+¿Dónde?
+A tres horas por ahí, señor.
+
+11:16.243 --> 11:18.327
+Eres bueno, amigo.
+
+11:18.410 --> 11:20.327
+Es un programa de cámara oculta.
+
+11:20.702 --> 11:21.952
+Ya lo pillo.
+
+11:22.577 --> 11:25.535
+Oye, Jimmy Kimmel, sal de donde sea
+que estés escondido.
+
+11:30.118 --> 11:33.160
+Sí, este es su alojamiento,
+señor Mac.
+
+11:33.702 --> 11:36.077
+Todas las estrellas se alojan
+en el hostal Savoy
+
+11:36.202 --> 11:38.660
+cuando actúan
+en Teatro Real de Stoneford.
+
+11:45.160 --> 11:46.493
+Sí, se lo enseñaré.
+
+11:49.452 --> 11:50.993
+Vale, te seguiré el juego.
+
+11:59.785 --> 12:01.202
+-Guau.
+-Pero ¿qué?
+
+12:05.368 --> 12:09.202
+Puedo ver que la Navidad comienza.
+
+12:10.868 --> 12:12.868
+-¡Ahí está!
+-¡Vamos, corred!
+
+12:13.035 --> 12:14.827
+¡Oiga, espere! ¡No corra!
+
+12:19.035 --> 12:21.410
+¡Vamos!
+¡Abra la puerta, señor Mac!
+
+12:21.493 --> 12:22.785
+¡Vuelva!
+
+12:32.743 --> 12:34.493
+Desde luego. Eso es verdad.
+
+12:35.577 --> 12:37.410
+Disculpad. Hola.
+
+12:38.160 --> 12:40.868
+¡Querido! Brad, aquí estás.
+
+12:40.952 --> 12:42.243
+Por fin.
+
+12:43.160 --> 12:45.035
+Bienvenido a Stoneford.
+
+12:45.368 --> 12:47.118
+¡Bienvenido a Stoneford!
+
+12:47.702 --> 12:49.702
+-Es incluso más guapo en persona.
+-Hola.
+
+12:49.785 --> 12:52.618
+Soy Callum. El Príncipe.
+Soy superfan, tío.
+
+12:53.368 --> 12:55.160
+"Lo único necesario"... Sí.
+
+12:55.785 --> 12:56.868
+Ya.
+
+12:57.202 --> 12:59.785
+No estoy seguro de lo que pasa aquí,
+pero es obvio...
+
+12:59.868 --> 13:00.993
+Brenda.
+
+13:01.410 --> 13:02.660
+El hada madrina.
+
+13:05.952 --> 13:07.410
+Izzy. Cenicienta.
+
+13:09.410 --> 13:10.952
+-Fanny.
+-Y Annie.
+
+13:11.035 --> 13:12.910
+-Las hermanastras feas.
+-Cada Navidad.
+
+13:12.993 --> 13:14.952
+-Y en los cumpleaños.
+-Qué pilla, Fanny.
+
+13:15.618 --> 13:16.660
+Bababá.
+
+13:16.785 --> 13:19.535
+Bababá. Russell.
+El barón de la bancarrota.
+
+13:20.493 --> 13:21.785
+Hilda, la taquillera.
+
+13:23.785 --> 13:25.327
+Jean, la limpiadora.
+
+13:26.493 --> 13:27.660
+Jonty, de sonido.
+
+13:28.285 --> 13:29.327
+Frank, iluminación.
+
+13:32.368 --> 13:35.452
+Y tu distinguida directora
+Cassandra Collins, OBE.
+
+13:35.535 --> 13:36.910
+Por debajo y sobre mí.
+
+13:40.160 --> 13:42.827
+-¿Y tú eres?
+-Jill, la coreógrafa.
+
+13:44.118 --> 13:45.618
+Y detesto ser realista,
+
+13:45.702 --> 13:48.452
+pero solo tenemos unos días
+para poner la obra en marcha.
+
+13:48.535 --> 13:50.368
+Si habéis acabado
+con las adulaciones,
+
+13:50.452 --> 13:51.785
+retomaremos el primer acto.
+
+13:51.868 --> 13:53.535
+Sus zapatos de baile.
+
+13:53.868 --> 13:54.910
+Ah...
+
+13:55.452 --> 13:58.160
+Parad.
+Parad todos un segundo, por favor.
+
+13:58.702 --> 14:01.285
+Lo repito: no estoy seguro
+de lo que pasa aquí,
+
+14:01.368 --> 14:02.827
+pero yo no firmé para esto.
+
+14:03.285 --> 14:04.535
+Perdón, ¿para qué, cielo?
+
+14:05.285 --> 14:06.993
+Para esto. Sea lo que sea.
+
+14:07.077 --> 14:09.577
+¿Qué es esto? ¿Una producción
+de segunda de Cats?
+
+14:09.660 --> 14:11.868
+Querido, es una pantomima.
+
+14:12.035 --> 14:13.118
+¿Una panto qué?
+
+14:13.868 --> 14:16.952
+-¡La Cenicienta!
+-Y tú eres nuestro Botones.
+
+14:17.035 --> 14:18.910
+Oh, no, no lo soy.
+
+14:19.118 --> 14:20.577
+¡Oh, sí, sí lo eres!
+
+14:22.285 --> 14:25.035
+¿Es el gran caballo acolchado
+lo que le desconcierta?
+
+14:26.160 --> 14:27.327
+Vale.
+
+14:27.452 --> 14:30.077
+Brenda, querida, ¿se lo explicas?
+
+14:30.327 --> 14:31.535
+¿Explicarme qué?
+
+14:34.160 --> 14:36.785
+El pobre se ha asustado,
+pero no tiene nada que temer.
+
+14:36.868 --> 14:39.118
+-Aquí somos profesionales.
+-¡Exacto!
+
+14:40.452 --> 14:41.827
+La pantomima, Brad,
+
+14:42.327 --> 14:44.910
+o panto para acortar,
+
+14:45.452 --> 14:47.660
+es una tradición británica anual.
+
+14:47.785 --> 14:49.660
+Una obra fundamental de la Navidad.
+
+14:50.243 --> 14:52.493
+Piense en un cuento de hadas
+divertido.
+
+14:53.118 --> 14:55.077
+Aladdin, Cenicienta.
+
+14:55.993 --> 14:57.493
+Dick Whittington.
+
+14:58.327 --> 14:59.493
+¿Cómo dices?
+
+14:59.993 --> 15:03.202
+Hay hombres disfrazados de mujeres,
+mujeres disfrazadas de hombres
+
+15:03.285 --> 15:05.618
+y caballos interpretados
+por personas.
+
+15:05.743 --> 15:07.785
+Además de canciones pop
+y pirotecnia.
+
+15:09.493 --> 15:11.868
+Siempre con un desenlace feliz,
+
+15:11.952 --> 15:14.202
+y un apoteósico clímax final
+
+15:14.285 --> 15:16.577
+que cubre todo el auditorio.
+
+15:17.660 --> 15:19.618
+Brenda, intenta no ser
+tan ordinaria.
+
+15:19.743 --> 15:21.202
+Hay niños presentes.
+
+15:22.660 --> 15:24.660
+También hay dobles sentidos, Brad.
+
+15:25.368 --> 15:26.993
+Y le gustarán, eso seguro.
+
+15:27.452 --> 15:28.493
+Pero creo
+
+15:29.993 --> 15:31.660
+que le costará mucho entenderlos.
+
+15:32.243 --> 15:34.160
+¡Vale, cariños míos!
+
+15:34.410 --> 15:35.702
+¡Empecemos!
+
+15:41.868 --> 15:43.118
+Madre mía.
+
+15:52.952 --> 15:54.160
+Vamos, borregos.
+
+16:20.535 --> 16:24.160
+Mantened la energía.
+Recordad, la gente pagará por esto.
+
+16:28.285 --> 16:31.327
+Al final, todo tendrá sentido,
+cielo.
+
+16:43.910 --> 16:45.410
+-¡Sí!
+-Vale, gracias.
+
+16:46.118 --> 16:47.243
+Gracias.
+
+16:47.743 --> 16:49.910
+Gracias por hacerme perder
+el tiempo.
+
+16:50.452 --> 16:51.618
+Buena suerte.
+
+16:51.993 --> 16:54.368
+Nunca se dice "buena suerte"
+en el teatro, Brad.
+
+16:54.452 --> 16:56.535
+-Ya.
+-Nos ha gafado.
+
+16:57.910 --> 17:00.243
+¡Brad! ¿Qué problema hay?
+
+17:00.410 --> 17:02.160
+¿Estás de coña?
+¿Que qué problema?
+
+17:02.785 --> 17:05.410
+Este es el problema.
+Estoy atrapado en un pueblucho,
+
+17:05.493 --> 17:08.577
+al norte de la nada,
+rodeado de ovejas cantando
+
+17:08.660 --> 17:10.785
+y viejos alcohólicos, ¿vale?
+
+17:10.910 --> 17:14.827
+Eres mi agente y tienes que sacarme
+de aquí lo más rápido posible.
+
+17:15.077 --> 17:18.368
+Oh, pero, Brad, te leíste el guión,
+¿verdad?
+
+17:18.910 --> 17:21.493
+-No, no, no.
+-¿Y los términos del contrato?
+
+17:22.160 --> 17:23.243
+¡Aparta, serás idiota!
+
+17:24.160 --> 17:25.535
+Exacto.
+
+17:26.077 --> 17:28.285
+Oye, cariño, he sido tu agente
+durante años
+
+17:28.368 --> 17:30.785
+y lo cierto es que eres un vago,
+un desagradecido,
+
+17:30.868 --> 17:33.535
+y ya he tenido suficientes cláusulas
+para toda la vida.
+
+17:33.827 --> 17:36.910
+Nadie necesita un par
+de calzoncillos nuevos cada día.
+
+17:38.660 --> 17:42.077
+Brad Apollo Mac,
+me da el mayor de los placeres
+
+17:42.160 --> 17:44.202
+poder decirte finalmente:
+¡Despedido!
+
+17:44.660 --> 17:47.910
+¡Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
+tú estás despedida!
+
+17:47.993 --> 17:49.785
+Tarde. Ya estás fuera de nómina.
+
+17:50.035 --> 17:51.577
+Tendrás noticias de mi abogada.
+
+17:51.660 --> 17:53.702
+¿De veras?
+Tu abogada también te odia.
+
+17:53.868 --> 17:55.577
+¡Feliz Navidad, Botones!
+
+18:00.785 --> 18:02.368
+Yo no me preocuparía, amigo.
+
+18:02.452 --> 18:05.327
+Gandalf también lo ha hecho.
+De hecho, sigue haciéndolo.
+
+18:05.410 --> 18:07.910
+-¿Sir Ian McKellen hace pantomima?
+-Oh, sí.
+
+18:07.993 --> 18:09.118
+Todos los grandes.
+
+18:09.202 --> 18:11.827
+David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson,
+
+18:11.993 --> 18:15.243
+-Barry de Eastenders, ¿eh?
+-Estoy acabado.
+
+18:18.160 --> 18:19.493
+Muy bien.
+
+18:19.618 --> 18:21.035
+Pues ya hemos llegado.
+
+18:23.160 --> 18:24.327
+Guau.
+
+18:26.577 --> 18:29.327
+No necesito una habitación temática.
+Una normal bastará.
+
+18:30.035 --> 18:31.702
+¿A qué se refiere con "temática"?
+
+18:42.493 --> 18:45.160
+-Hola, chicas.
+-Kieran, ¿qué haces aquí?
+
+18:45.285 --> 18:47.702
+No voy a permitir que volváis solas
+por la noche.
+
+18:47.785 --> 18:49.910
+-Así que subid al coche.
+-Es un paseo corto.
+
+18:50.368 --> 18:51.827
+-Estaremos bien.
+-Es invierno.
+
+18:51.910 --> 18:54.243
+Hay gente mala
+dando vueltas por aquí, ladrones.
+
+18:54.952 --> 18:56.452
+Oh, te has enterado, ¿verdad?
+
+18:56.827 --> 18:59.118
+Pues claro.
+Todo el mundo habla de eso.
+
+18:59.368 --> 19:01.618
+¿Sí? Pues espero
+que no tengas nada que ver.
+
+19:01.785 --> 19:04.243
+Y sube la capota, Kieran,
+hace mucho frío.
+
+19:04.827 --> 19:06.993
+-¿Qué tal, peque?
+-Tengo 13 años.
+
+19:07.535 --> 19:09.410
+Bueno, siempre serás mi peque.
+
+19:09.827 --> 19:12.910
+¿Tienes ganas de pasar las Navidades
+con tu padre este año?
+
+19:13.035 --> 19:14.577
+-¿Qué?
+-Me toca.
+
+19:14.827 --> 19:16.868
+Tiene un papel en la pantomima.
+
+19:16.993 --> 19:18.368
+Ya lo hablamos.
+
+19:18.868 --> 19:21.327
+Eso fue antes de que supiera
+que participará
+
+19:21.410 --> 19:23.493
+ese memo de Matar el tiempo,
+así que...
+
+19:23.577 --> 19:25.952
+¡Sí, Navidad!
+Con tus primos de Londres.
+
+19:26.035 --> 19:27.535
+Te gustaría, ¿verdad, Cara?
+
+19:31.368 --> 19:33.160
+Vale, pues ya te llamaré. ¿Eh?
+
+19:34.410 --> 19:35.618
+Te quiero, peque.
+
+19:51.702 --> 19:52.743
+¡Oh!
+
+19:52.993 --> 19:54.160
+¡No!
+
+19:54.660 --> 19:56.202
+Oh, esto es asqueroso.
+
+19:59.410 --> 20:00.785
+Oh, mierda.
+
+20:06.118 --> 20:08.952
+-Hola, Grace. ¿Cómo estás?
+-Oh, Brad, ¿estás en Inglaterra?
+
+20:09.743 --> 20:11.285
+Sí, estoy...
+
+20:12.452 --> 20:14.618
+en un retiro chamánico silencioso.
+
+20:20.493 --> 20:22.660
+¿Tienes pensado venir a ver
+a tu hija?
+
+20:23.035 --> 20:25.327
+No puedo hablar ahora.
+Tengo que estar callado.
+
+20:25.702 --> 20:28.368
+-Qué oportuno.
+-¡Emma, cariño, es papá!
+
+20:28.952 --> 20:30.368
+Está bien, Grace.
+
+20:31.368 --> 20:34.202
+Se supone que tengo que hacer
+una obra aquí. En el teatro.
+
+20:34.285 --> 20:36.660
+Qué emocionante.
+¿Quién es el dramaturgo, Brad?
+
+20:36.743 --> 20:39.368
+-Oh, Spencer, ¿también estás ahí?
+-¿Marlowe? ¿Jonson?
+
+20:39.785 --> 20:41.452
+Se hará en Stoneford, ¿vale?
+
+20:42.577 --> 20:43.702
+Hola, Em.
+
+20:43.785 --> 20:45.452
+-Hola, cariño.
+-Hola, papá.
+
+20:45.535 --> 20:48.160
+-Mamá dice que estás en Inglaterra.
+-Así es, señorita.
+
+20:48.410 --> 20:49.618
+No hables así.
+
+20:49.743 --> 20:50.952
+Sí, vale.
+
+20:51.077 --> 20:54.493
+Oye, cariño, lo triste es que creo
+que no podré verte en este viaje.
+
+20:54.577 --> 20:57.743
+Eso mismo dijiste la última vez.
+Y la anterior a esa.
+
+20:58.035 --> 20:59.285
+Y la anterior a esa.
+
+20:59.368 --> 21:00.993
+Lo sé. Lo sé, ¿vale?
+
+21:01.327 --> 21:04.035
+Además, no es culpa mía.
+No estaré aquí mucho tiempo.
+
+21:04.368 --> 21:07.035
+Me han timado. Ni siquiera
+me han dado una caravana.
+
+21:07.118 --> 21:09.493
+Pero... ¿y las Navidades?
+
+21:10.285 --> 21:11.493
+Las Navidades.
+
+21:12.910 --> 21:16.202
+Oh, cielo, lo siento mucho.
+Te prometo que te lo compensaré.
+
+21:16.952 --> 21:19.993
+Te gustó la tarjeta regalo
+de Amazon del año pasado, ¿verdad?
+
+21:20.077 --> 21:22.660
+-Pudiste comprarte lo que querías.
+-Tranquilo, papá.
+
+21:22.743 --> 21:25.077
+Mamá siempre dice que gestione
+mis expectativas.
+
+21:25.493 --> 21:27.202
+Una lección de vida bastante buena.
+
+21:28.118 --> 21:30.702
+Cielo, lo siento.
+Por favor, no te enfades conmigo.
+
+21:30.785 --> 21:32.660
+Te prometo que te lo compensaré.
+
+21:33.327 --> 21:35.368
+Que duermas bien, mi angelito.
+
+21:49.785 --> 21:50.827
+Oh, no.
+
+21:51.618 --> 21:53.410
+Está pasando de verdad.
+
+22:03.160 --> 22:04.618
+¡Espere! ¡Señor Mac!
+
+22:07.410 --> 22:08.702
+Debo decirle, señor Mac,
+
+22:08.785 --> 22:11.202
+que me sorprende que no haya huido
+en plena noche.
+
+22:13.368 --> 22:14.493
+¿Se imagina?
+
+22:14.618 --> 22:17.785
+Una huida loca hacia el aeropuerto
+y directo a un jet privado.
+
+22:18.202 --> 22:20.077
+Pero sé que usted
+nunca nos haría eso.
+
+22:23.243 --> 22:25.077
+Una bolsa muy grande
+para los ensayos.
+
+22:30.910 --> 22:32.743
+¡Eh, eh, eh, eh! ¡Eh!
+
+22:35.993 --> 22:37.160
+¿Disculpe?
+
+22:37.827 --> 22:39.702
+Debe fichar. Por favor, señor Mac.
+
+22:41.410 --> 22:43.493
+Son las diez y diez. Llega tarde.
+
+22:43.618 --> 22:45.660
+Tranquilo, no voy a quedarme.
+
+22:46.368 --> 22:48.368
+¿Por qué mi nombre no está
+el primero?
+
+22:49.160 --> 22:51.160
+Va en orden alfabético, señor Mac.
+
+22:55.118 --> 22:57.327
+Me llamo Albert, por cierto.
+
+22:58.493 --> 22:59.952
+Albert con a.
+
+23:01.410 --> 23:02.743
+Conozco su juego.
+
+23:07.535 --> 23:08.743
+Sí.
+
+23:18.160 --> 23:19.702
+¡Ciao, Brad!
+
+23:19.785 --> 23:22.618
+Sí, lo sé. Hola, adiós. Qué triste.
+
+23:22.827 --> 23:24.660
+No. Supongo que habrás leído
+el guion.
+
+23:24.743 --> 23:28.035
+Cassandra, de haber leído el guion,
+ni me habría subido al avión.
+
+23:28.118 --> 23:29.660
+Eres un cachondo.
+
+23:29.827 --> 23:32.243
+Empezaremos con la escena tres.
+Es complicadilla.
+
+23:32.327 --> 23:33.952
+-No, no, no.
+-Maravilloso.
+
+23:34.035 --> 23:35.827
+A vuestros puestos, queridos.
+
+23:36.327 --> 23:37.368
+Oh.
+
+23:37.452 --> 23:39.410
+Hola, Botones. Aquí estás.
+
+23:39.493 --> 23:41.452
+¿No deberías meter la nata
+en la lata?
+
+23:41.618 --> 23:43.743
+-¿La nata en la lata, Fanny?
+-Así es, Annie.
+
+23:43.827 --> 23:45.868
+-Mucho mejor que llevarla...
+-Un momento.
+
+23:45.952 --> 23:47.743
+¿Por qué hay un plástico
+en el suelo?
+
+23:47.910 --> 23:50.577
+¿Y por qué llevas una peluca?
+En el guion dice que...
+
+23:54.618 --> 23:56.035
+¡Serás cabrón!
+
+23:56.410 --> 23:58.452
+Tendrías que haber sabido
+por mi contrato
+
+23:58.743 --> 24:01.743
+que no hago escenas peligrosas.
+¡Que alguien me pida un coche!
+
+24:01.827 --> 24:02.868
+¿Para rematarlo?
+
+24:02.952 --> 24:05.077
+-Eres un capullo.
+-No se preocupe, Bradders.
+
+24:05.160 --> 24:07.660
+Ha sido todo un honor
+que me haya dado un puñetazo.
+
+24:07.743 --> 24:09.702
+Puede hacerlo más fuerte
+la próxima vez.
+
+24:09.785 --> 24:12.035
+-Oh, sí, Brad, le gusta fuerte.
+-Oh, Fanny.
+
+24:12.368 --> 24:14.202
+Vale, se acabó. Dimito.
+
+24:14.535 --> 24:17.618
+-Cogeré el último vuelo de hoy.
+-¿Tiene conjuntivitis, querido?
+
+24:17.702 --> 24:19.410
+Tengo una crema muy buena para eso.
+
+24:19.868 --> 24:21.493
+¿Pero qué es lo que os pasa?
+
+24:21.577 --> 24:24.410
+En realidad, Brad, querido,
+no puedes dimitir.
+
+24:25.660 --> 24:27.327
+-¿Perdona?
+-Oh, sí.
+
+24:27.785 --> 24:29.368
+Cassie tiene razón, querido.
+
+24:29.577 --> 24:32.285
+Tu astuta agente añadió
+una cláusula de responsabilidad.
+
+24:32.368 --> 24:35.535
+Sí. Si, por lo que sea,
+faltase a una sola función,
+
+24:35.618 --> 24:38.618
+le denunciaríamos por la pérdida
+de ganancias de la temporada.
+
+24:39.118 --> 24:40.410
+¡Uh!
+
+24:40.910 --> 24:42.910
+Creo que podría reunir
+los seis dólares.
+
+24:43.160 --> 24:46.285
+La última vez que lo miré, creo
+que eran dos millones de libras.
+
+24:46.368 --> 24:48.118
+Tres millones, más bien.
+
+24:48.452 --> 24:50.035
+La recaudación de las pantomimas
+
+24:50.118 --> 24:52.118
+mantiene los teatros abiertos
+todo el año.
+
+24:52.368 --> 24:55.452
+Sin esos ingresos,
+muchos teatros tendrían que cerrar.
+
+24:56.243 --> 24:58.202
+-Este incluido.
+-Sí, perdón, perdón.
+
+24:58.285 --> 25:00.785
+Sí. Son tres millones de libras,
+no de dólares.
+
+25:01.785 --> 25:02.910
+¿Vale, querido?
+
+25:04.743 --> 25:06.410
+Necesitaré un poco de privacidad.
+
+25:07.535 --> 25:09.535
+Oh, por favor, no se vaya, Brad.
+
+25:11.368 --> 25:12.493
+¿Odiarte?
+
+25:12.577 --> 25:14.993
+Brad, no. ¿Por qué te odiaría?
+
+25:15.327 --> 25:17.160
+Tus contratos pagaron mi piscina.
+
+25:17.535 --> 25:19.452
+Vale, bien. Bien.
+
+25:19.660 --> 25:20.910
+Estupendo. Entonces...
+
+25:22.160 --> 25:23.410
+¿Soy libre?
+
+25:24.827 --> 25:28.577
+Bueno, por desgracia, Brad,
+el contrato es muy restrictivo,
+
+25:28.785 --> 25:31.118
+a no ser que haya un imprevisto
+de fuerza mayor.
+
+25:31.702 --> 25:34.702
+Una explosión, un tsunami,
+el colapso del mundo occidental
+
+25:34.952 --> 25:37.535
+que, admitámoslo, no está tan lejos.
+
+25:38.035 --> 25:40.868
+-Me temo que tendrás que hacerlo.
+-No, no, no.
+
+25:40.952 --> 25:42.577
+Sukie, por favor. No puedo.
+
+25:43.410 --> 25:47.493
+-¿Por qué me está pasando esto?
+-Tu agente lo dejó todo bien atado.
+
+25:47.993 --> 25:49.035
+¡Judas!
+
+25:49.118 --> 25:50.910
+No, Julie.
+
+25:51.118 --> 25:53.868
+En serio, trabaja lo de recordar
+los nombres de la gente.
+
+25:55.160 --> 25:56.285
+Oye...
+
+25:59.118 --> 26:01.368
+¿Y si me largo, cojo un vuelo
+y vuelvo a casa?
+
+26:01.702 --> 26:04.743
+Oh, entonces, te denunciarían
+y créeme, ganarían.
+
+26:05.035 --> 26:07.452
+Pero oye, mira el lado positivo,
+Brad.
+
+26:07.577 --> 26:10.035
+La pantomima está sorprendentemente
+bien pagada.
+
+26:10.160 --> 26:11.993
+-¿En serio?
+-¡Sí!
+
+26:12.743 --> 26:15.618
+Y teniendo en cuenta tus finanzas,
+
+26:16.077 --> 26:17.535
+yo, en tu lugar, me quedaría.
+
+26:17.618 --> 26:20.535
+-¿Qué pasa con mis finanzas?
+-Oh, Brad, por favor.
+
+26:20.660 --> 26:23.285
+Cinco casas, un divorcio,
+
+26:23.702 --> 26:26.160
+¿200 000 al año en tulipanes?
+
+26:26.243 --> 26:29.785
+-Tus gastos están descontrolados.
+-¿Por qué nadie lo dice bien?
+
+26:30.493 --> 26:33.952
+Fueron 200 000 dólares en dos años.
+Y no eran tulipanes.
+
+26:34.285 --> 26:36.243
+Eran orquídeas de Namibia.
+
+26:36.327 --> 26:39.868
+Bueno, pues olvídate de Namibia,
+porque la conclusión es:
+
+26:40.160 --> 26:42.868
+o Botones o la ruina.
+
+26:51.868 --> 26:53.118
+Estoy jodido.
+
+26:59.035 --> 27:00.660
+Aquí todos son cómicos.
+
+27:02.493 --> 27:04.993
+Vale, ¿qué le pongo para...?
+Oh, hola, señor Brad.
+
+27:05.577 --> 27:07.493
+-¿También curras aquí?
+-Oh, desde luego.
+
+27:07.577 --> 27:09.743
+El costo de la vida.
+Nunca son muchos curros.
+
+27:09.827 --> 27:11.077
+Dímelo a mí.
+
+27:11.160 --> 27:14.118
+Era la imagen de Breitling,
+Gucci, Estreñido.
+
+27:14.660 --> 27:15.827
+Es justo lo que parece.
+
+27:16.368 --> 27:18.493
+En fin, ponme una kombucha con gas,
+
+27:18.577 --> 27:20.910
+un bol energético
+de quinoa y pistachos,
+
+27:20.993 --> 27:23.285
+y col rizada orgánica
+de baja alcalinidad.
+
+27:23.368 --> 27:25.327
+-Ya. Pues no tenemos.
+-¿El qué?
+
+27:25.618 --> 27:26.702
+Nada de eso.
+
+27:28.285 --> 27:30.285
+Vale. Tomaré el sushi
+normal y corriente.
+
+27:30.535 --> 27:31.743
+Gracias.
+
+27:34.910 --> 27:36.160
+Hola, Brad.
+
+27:36.535 --> 27:38.202
+Hola, adolescente.
+
+27:39.743 --> 27:42.035
+Actúo en la pantomima. ¿Cara?
+
+27:42.743 --> 27:44.035
+Desde luego.
+
+27:45.202 --> 27:46.285
+¿Grameamos?
+
+27:46.702 --> 27:48.868
+Lo que daría por tener uno
+ahora mismo.
+
+27:56.368 --> 27:57.493
+Oiga, Brad.
+
+27:57.702 --> 28:01.285
+Quería disculparme por lo de ayer,
+por ser un poco grosera.
+
+28:01.660 --> 28:04.910
+No tenemos mucho tiempo para ensayar
+y que llegara cinco días tarde
+
+28:05.243 --> 28:07.660
+-no ha resultado muy útil.
+-¿Cinco días tarde?
+
+28:08.077 --> 28:09.952
+Oh, como si no lo supiera.
+
+28:10.035 --> 28:12.535
+Claro que no.
+Porque no tendría que estar aquí.
+
+28:12.660 --> 28:13.993
+Mi agente me ha engañado.
+
+28:14.077 --> 28:16.493
+Debería estar interpretando
+a Macbeth en el Globe.
+
+28:16.910 --> 28:19.660
+Se le pondrían los pezones
+como el timbre de un castillo.
+
+28:19.743 --> 28:21.410
+Ese lugar ni siquiera tiene techo.
+
+28:22.910 --> 28:24.160
+Vale.
+
+28:24.243 --> 28:26.868
+Era mi ocasión para que me tomasen
+en serio como actor
+
+28:26.952 --> 28:28.160
+y ahora no va a pasar.
+
+28:28.952 --> 28:31.160
+La pantomima es muy seria.
+
+28:31.243 --> 28:33.660
+Empiezo a pensar
+que lo dices en serio.
+
+28:35.285 --> 28:37.577
+Tiene una hija, ¿verdad, Brad? Emma.
+
+28:37.660 --> 28:39.660
+Sí, puede que lo buscase
+en Wikipedia.
+
+28:40.035 --> 28:43.743
+Pues ahora, imagínesela,
+observándolo en el escenario
+
+28:43.910 --> 28:46.618
+mientras hace sonreír
+a todo el mundo.
+
+28:47.243 --> 28:48.577
+No creo que pase.
+
+28:48.660 --> 28:50.952
+No me considera
+el mejor padre del mundo ahora.
+
+28:51.618 --> 28:54.118
+Los hijos son para siempre,
+no solo para Navidad.
+
+28:56.285 --> 28:57.868
+Además, piense en Stoneford.
+
+28:58.202 --> 29:00.327
+¿De verdad crees
+que le importará a alguien?
+
+29:01.327 --> 29:02.952
+Ah, hola, mire a su alrededor.
+
+29:05.868 --> 29:07.910
+Si está pensando en dejarnos,
+señor Mac,
+
+29:07.993 --> 29:11.077
+mejor hágalo ya, porque tendríamos
+que buscar a otro Botones.
+
+29:13.202 --> 29:14.243
+¿Qué coño es esto?
+
+29:14.410 --> 29:16.410
+Sushi. Lo he buscado en Google.
+
+29:21.035 --> 29:23.743
+Bien, parece que habéis ganado.
+
+29:24.827 --> 29:27.493
+Yo, Bradley Mac,
+nominado tres veces a los Razzie,
+
+29:28.160 --> 29:30.660
+-seré vuestro Botones.
+-¡Bravo!
+
+29:30.868 --> 29:33.077
+-¡Maravilloso!
+-Es todo un halago, Brad.
+
+29:33.160 --> 29:35.535
+-Bienvenido al manicomio.
+-¿Quién quiere ginebra?
+
+29:35.618 --> 29:36.660
+Brenda, ahora no.
+
+29:37.410 --> 29:40.035
+Primero, quiero empezar
+con el discurso motivacional
+
+29:40.118 --> 29:43.868
+-entre Botones y Cenicienta.
+-Perdona, querido.
+
+29:44.160 --> 29:45.410
+¿Discurso motivacional?
+
+29:45.493 --> 29:48.452
+Cuando le aconseja mantenerse fuerte
+frente las adversidades.
+
+29:48.535 --> 29:50.743
+Lo he hecho 100 veces.
+En Matar el tiempo 2.
+
+29:51.202 --> 29:53.702
+-Tenía 4 años cuando se estrenó.
+-Sí, yo también.
+
+29:54.660 --> 29:57.077
+Lo único que debo hacer es
+meterme en el personaje
+
+29:57.202 --> 29:59.368
+y todo irá viento en popa.
+
+29:59.452 --> 30:00.827
+Desde luego, querido.
+
+30:01.160 --> 30:02.452
+Haz todo lo que puedas.
+
+30:05.827 --> 30:06.993
+Cielos.
+
+30:07.118 --> 30:09.702
+-Va a actuar de método, Brenda.
+-No es el único.
+
+30:10.035 --> 30:11.160
+¡Trae!
+
+30:12.743 --> 30:13.993
+No llores, Cenicienta.
+
+30:14.910 --> 30:18.327
+Tu madrastra y tus hermanastras
+son malas porque ese es su carácter.
+
+30:19.952 --> 30:21.452
+Las cosas mejorarán.
+
+30:22.285 --> 30:23.743
+Solo debes creértelo...
+
+30:26.535 --> 30:27.827
+y habrá magia.
+
+30:30.535 --> 30:33.993
+¿Puedo solo interrumpirte
+un momento, Brad?
+
+30:34.577 --> 30:36.702
+¿Demasiado bueno?
+No quiero ridiculizarles.
+
+30:36.785 --> 30:38.785
+Casi demasiado bueno, sí.
+
+30:39.368 --> 30:42.035
+Mira, querido, estás acostumbrado
+a que en las pelis,
+
+30:42.202 --> 30:45.952
+la cámara te haga un primer plano
+con el micro y la edición...
+
+30:46.118 --> 30:48.577
+¡Señor Mac!
+Estoy listo para mi primer plano.
+
+30:48.660 --> 30:50.327
+A nadie le interesan tus músculos.
+
+30:50.660 --> 30:52.785
+-Habla por ti, cielo.
+-¿Quieres tocarlo?
+
+30:52.910 --> 30:54.993
+En el teatro,
+es completamente diferente.
+
+30:55.077 --> 30:56.368
+Tienes que proyectar.
+
+30:56.452 --> 30:58.868
+Tienes que hacerlo a lo grande.
+
+30:58.952 --> 31:00.618
+Ya lo sé, ya lo sé.
+
+31:00.993 --> 31:02.077
+Más fuerte.
+
+31:02.452 --> 31:04.035
+Más fuerte. Vale, grande.
+
+31:04.368 --> 31:05.868
+-Grande.
+-Estupendo.
+
+31:07.035 --> 31:08.243
+Y...
+
+31:09.035 --> 31:10.077
+acción.
+
+31:11.118 --> 31:13.077
+¡No llores, Cenicienta!
+
+31:13.743 --> 31:18.035
+Tu madrastra y tus hermanastras son
+malas porque ese es su carácter.
+
+31:18.577 --> 31:20.577
+¡Las cosas mejorarán!
+
+31:23.077 --> 31:24.160
+¿Algo así?
+
+31:26.452 --> 31:27.660
+Estamos jodidos.
+
+31:33.243 --> 31:35.118
+Grace.
+¿Cómo está mi exmujer favorita?
+
+31:35.202 --> 31:36.368
+¿A ti qué te importa?
+
+31:36.910 --> 31:40.618
+Vale, escúchame bien,
+mañana puedes recoger a Emma.
+
+31:40.743 --> 31:43.118
+Deberías sentirte muy afortunado.
+
+31:43.327 --> 31:44.618
+-¿Mañana?
+-Sí.
+
+31:45.285 --> 31:47.493
+Y esta vez no la decepciones.
+
+31:47.952 --> 31:49.035
+¿Cómo que "esta vez"?
+
+31:49.118 --> 31:51.535
+Oh, venga ya, Brad.
+Olvídate de los Óscar.
+
+31:51.618 --> 31:54.743
+Eres el primero de la lista
+para el premio a Peor padre del año.
+
+31:55.910 --> 31:58.327
+Algunos padres son muy egoístas,
+¿verdad?
+
+31:59.452 --> 32:01.952
+-Pero ¿qué...?
+-Avísenos si ve algo sospechoso.
+
+32:02.035 --> 32:03.327
+-Ahí estaré.
+-Bien.
+
+32:07.410 --> 32:08.618
+Adiós.
+
+32:09.368 --> 32:11.702
+Oh, Brad, lo siento, amigo.
+Venga aquí.
+
+32:11.785 --> 32:13.285
+-¡No!
+-Sí, no. Demasiado.
+
+32:14.077 --> 32:15.618
+-Nos han robado.
+-¿Qué?
+
+32:15.702 --> 32:17.160
+Sí, han desvalijado su suite.
+
+32:17.327 --> 32:19.202
+Consígueme otra
+con una gran cerradura.
+
+32:19.785 --> 32:22.618
+Me encantaría,
+pero está petado de Santas.
+
+32:23.160 --> 32:25.077
+Y este es el único hospedaje
+del pueblo.
+
+32:25.493 --> 32:26.743
+Entonces, señor Mac,
+
+32:27.452 --> 32:29.493
+será mejor que se aloje en mi casa.
+
+32:30.160 --> 32:32.535
+Gracias, Albert,
+pero no quiero incomodarle.
+
+32:32.618 --> 32:34.410
+Oh, tranquilo.
+
+32:35.243 --> 32:38.118
+Ya buscaré una forma
+para hacerle un hueco.
+
+32:40.618 --> 32:42.702
+Puedo llevarle lo que queda
+de sus cosas.
+
+32:43.410 --> 32:44.660
+Gracias, Nigel.
+
+32:45.868 --> 32:47.285
+Sí, de nada, amigo.
+
+32:49.035 --> 32:50.077
+¡Cuídese!
+
+33:00.410 --> 33:01.535
+Guau.
+
+33:01.952 --> 33:05.118
+-Es muy considerado, Albie.
+-Albert, por favor.
+
+33:05.910 --> 33:08.493
+Me ha gustado su coche eléctrico.
+Muy ecológico.
+
+33:09.535 --> 33:10.785
+¿Qué es todo esto?
+
+33:11.785 --> 33:13.743
+Esto es mi vida.
+
+33:14.702 --> 33:16.285
+Mi vida entera.
+
+33:16.785 --> 33:17.952
+Oh.
+
+33:21.160 --> 33:22.868
+Usted se quedará arriba.
+
+33:23.410 --> 33:24.660
+En la primera planta.
+
+33:39.827 --> 33:41.035
+Tengo una pregunta.
+
+33:41.118 --> 33:42.327
+La respuesta es sí.
+
+33:42.410 --> 33:45.743
+Están locamente enamorados.
+Pero ninguno de los dos lo sabe.
+
+33:46.743 --> 33:47.868
+Vale.
+
+33:48.993 --> 33:50.243
+-Lo pillaré.
+-Ya.
+
+33:50.327 --> 33:51.535
+Lo pillaré.
+
+33:51.618 --> 33:54.618
+Vale, Brad, me atrevo a decir
+que vamos a intentar meterte.
+
+33:54.702 --> 33:55.743
+Que Dios nos ayude.
+
+33:55.827 --> 33:58.577
+Sí, pero recuerda
+que no hago escenas peligrosas.
+
+33:58.743 --> 34:01.035
+No haces escenas peligrosas,
+entendido.
+
+34:02.160 --> 34:03.535
+Vale, para ahorrar tiempo,
+
+34:03.618 --> 34:06.243
+repartiremos algunas de tus frases
+a otras personas.
+
+34:08.535 --> 34:09.827
+Yo soy tenor ligero.
+
+34:10.452 --> 34:11.493
+¿Y tú?
+
+34:12.702 --> 34:14.410
+Un poco más grave, pero sé cantar.
+
+34:15.118 --> 34:17.618
+Jill, ¿es un buen momento
+para decirte que sé cantar
+
+34:17.702 --> 34:20.493
+-y que soy un buen bailarín?
+-Seguro que sí.
+
+34:25.118 --> 34:26.243
+Callum.
+
+35:56.993 --> 35:58.452
+¡Bravo!
+
+36:15.618 --> 36:17.618
+Esta va a ser
+la mejor panto de todas.
+
+36:17.702 --> 36:19.660
+Sí, se suponía que esa sería
+mi canción.
+
+36:19.743 --> 36:22.577
+Oh, Russell, querido,
+no te preocupes, puedes cantar otra.
+
+36:22.660 --> 36:24.160
+Sí, como si pudiera elegir.
+
+36:25.118 --> 36:27.618
+Me gustaría cantar
+la de Engelbert Humperdinck.
+
+36:27.868 --> 36:30.035
+Lonely is a man without love.
+
+36:31.035 --> 36:32.452
+Eso les animará.
+
+36:32.577 --> 36:34.618
+-Seguro, querida.
+-Oye, Izzy...
+
+36:35.243 --> 36:37.743
+-¿qué te pasa?
+-Oh, no. Escucha, Brad.
+
+36:37.827 --> 36:40.118
+-No tenemos que hacer esto.
+-¿El qué?
+
+36:40.993 --> 36:43.160
+Sé que te lías
+con tus coprotagonistas, pero,
+
+36:43.493 --> 36:45.993
+en serio, eres tan mayor
+que podrías ser mi abuelo.
+
+36:46.910 --> 36:48.035
+Guau.
+
+36:49.577 --> 36:50.827
+¡Guau!
+
+36:51.160 --> 36:54.368
+Lo cierto es que iba a preguntarte
+qué pasa entre Callum y tú.
+
+36:54.743 --> 36:55.952
+¡Oh! Oh.
+
+36:56.368 --> 36:57.660
+Perdona. Eso...
+
+36:58.993 --> 37:00.535
+Nada, supongo.
+
+37:01.327 --> 37:05.452
+Cada año hacemos la panto
+y cada año nos volvemos a separar.
+
+37:05.577 --> 37:07.452
+¿Mucho músculo y poco cerebro?
+
+37:07.535 --> 37:09.077
+Odio a esos tíos.
+
+37:10.327 --> 37:13.327
+Bueno, al menos ahora sé
+lo que tengo que pedirle a Santa.
+
+37:13.743 --> 37:15.535
+-¿Un cerebro?
+-No.
+
+37:16.160 --> 37:18.368
+Más bien algo para meter
+en tu calcetín.
+
+37:19.660 --> 37:21.368
+Un doble sentido. Lo vas pillando.
+
+37:21.493 --> 37:23.827
+No, tú estás pillada,
+pero de Callum.
+
+37:25.410 --> 37:26.535
+¿Me he pasado?
+
+37:27.410 --> 37:28.827
+Bren, querida, ¿qué ocurre?
+
+37:29.035 --> 37:30.743
+Han entrado a robar en mi covacha.
+
+37:31.035 --> 37:32.993
+-¡Oh!
+-No, ¿otro robo?
+
+37:33.660 --> 37:36.118
+Covacha es el lugar
+donde se alojan los actores.
+
+37:36.493 --> 37:37.910
+Vaya, gracias, Jillian.
+
+37:38.452 --> 37:40.285
+Oye, no me llames así.
+
+37:40.368 --> 37:42.285
+Stoneford ya no es lo que era.
+
+37:42.993 --> 37:46.160
+Antes éramos una comunidad
+y ahora, miradla.
+
+37:46.243 --> 37:48.118
+Arruinada por delitos menores.
+
+37:48.202 --> 37:50.160
+Sí, y todos sabemos
+quién está detrás.
+
+37:50.243 --> 37:52.077
+¿Cómo si no podría conducir
+ese coche?
+
+37:52.160 --> 37:54.077
+-¡Eh, Kieran!
+-Déjalo, Brenda.
+
+37:54.202 --> 37:55.368
+Por favor.
+
+37:55.785 --> 37:59.493
+No entiendo por qué das la cara
+por él, Jill.
+
+38:00.077 --> 38:04.702
+Jill, tu exmarido es el hombre
+más malo que ha existido.
+
+38:04.910 --> 38:06.827
+A ver, ¿quién paga esta ronda?
+
+38:07.035 --> 38:08.452
+¿También trabajas aquí?
+
+38:08.618 --> 38:10.243
+Sí, apoquina, ricachón.
+
+38:10.327 --> 38:12.577
+Sí, gastando 200 000 en orquídeas.
+
+38:12.785 --> 38:14.493
+Eran 100 000 al año.
+
+38:14.868 --> 38:16.243
+Y eran de Namibia.
+
+38:16.618 --> 38:18.077
+-¡Oh!
+-¡Oh!
+
+38:18.285 --> 38:20.077
+Otra ronda para todos. Invito yo.
+
+38:20.160 --> 38:21.827
+-¡Sí!
+-¡Bravo!
+
+38:23.910 --> 38:27.118
+Bueno, te veo mañana, supongo.
+
+38:27.452 --> 38:30.327
+Sí, no hay muchos bares
+que abran hasta tarde, ¿verdad?
+
+38:30.410 --> 38:32.118
+Por aquí, no.
+
+38:33.077 --> 38:35.285
+Pero tengo una botella de vino
+en la nevera.
+
+38:36.327 --> 38:37.452
+Oh.
+
+38:40.077 --> 38:42.410
+Pero ojo, son carbohidratos.
+
+38:43.285 --> 38:45.410
+Sí, hay que cuidar el templo.
+
+38:47.327 --> 38:48.618
+-Sí.
+-Sí.
+
+38:49.618 --> 38:51.285
+-Carbohidratos.
+-Aquí está.
+
+38:51.410 --> 38:53.660
+-¡Oh! Hola.
+-El héroe de acción de Stoneford.
+
+38:53.743 --> 38:56.410
+Mírate.
+Muéstranos tus movimientos, ¿eh?
+
+38:56.493 --> 38:58.993
+-"Lo único necesario soy yo".
+-No quiero problemas.
+
+38:59.077 --> 39:00.660
+Claro que no. ¿Sabes por qué?
+
+39:01.327 --> 39:03.285
+Porque eres un cobardica, ¿verdad?
+
+39:03.868 --> 39:05.702
+Ni siquiera has podido bloquear
+esto.
+
+39:07.743 --> 39:10.243
+No me extraña que hayas acabado
+en este pueblucho.
+
+39:10.827 --> 39:12.160
+Eres un inútil fracasado.
+
+39:12.243 --> 39:13.327
+Vete a casa, Kieran.
+
+39:13.702 --> 39:14.785
+¡Ahora!
+
+39:14.993 --> 39:16.368
+Solo me divertía, Jill.
+
+39:17.785 --> 39:18.993
+Vámonos, chicos.
+
+39:26.160 --> 39:27.243
+Jill.
+
+39:28.952 --> 39:30.410
+Hasta mañana, Brad.
+
+39:38.035 --> 39:39.327
+No haces nada bien.
+
+39:39.410 --> 39:41.327
+Tienes que espabilar, chaval.
+
+39:45.327 --> 39:46.368
+¡Eh!
+
+39:47.993 --> 39:49.702
+-¡Quedaos donde estáis!
+-¡Huyamos!
+
+39:49.952 --> 39:51.077
+-¡Quietos!
+-¡Rápido!
+
+39:51.160 --> 39:52.618
+¡Que alguien los detenga!
+
+39:57.410 --> 39:58.577
+¿Qué ocurre?
+
+40:00.910 --> 40:01.993
+Detrás de usted.
+
+40:03.868 --> 40:04.952
+No te acerques más.
+
+40:09.410 --> 40:10.535
+¡Ay!
+
+40:11.160 --> 40:12.410
+¡Mi dedo!
+
+40:13.785 --> 40:14.910
+No te levantes.
+
+40:15.535 --> 40:16.785
+Amigo, nos ha salvado.
+
+40:16.993 --> 40:18.868
+Lo he grabado todo con mi móvil.
+
+40:19.993 --> 40:21.160
+Bien hecho, señor.
+
+40:21.577 --> 40:23.910
+Bien. Gracias.
+Manos en la espalda, por favor.
+
+40:23.993 --> 40:25.993
+-Y hemos pillado a su cómplice.
+-¡Déjame!
+
+40:26.077 --> 40:27.785
+La ola de delitos se ha terminado.
+
+40:29.035 --> 40:30.535
+-Hay que joderse.
+-Un momento.
+
+40:30.785 --> 40:32.327
+-¿Es usted?
+-Lo soy.
+
+40:33.452 --> 40:34.618
+Me lo he roto.
+
+40:34.993 --> 40:37.493
+247 a Central.
+No adivinarás a quién estoy viendo.
+
+40:37.577 --> 40:39.118
+Adelante, 2-4-7, sorpréndeme.
+
+40:41.077 --> 40:43.952
+puso en práctica
+sus movimientos de acción anoche.
+
+40:44.077 --> 40:46.702
+Y no fue en un estudio
+de Hollywood, sino aquí,
+
+40:46.785 --> 40:49.493
+en el tranquilo pueblo de Stoneford
+Inglaterra.
+
+40:49.827 --> 40:52.118
+El señor Mac no es un experto
+en kung-fu,
+
+40:52.202 --> 40:55.660
+pero su inusual estilo
+puede que haya germinado aquí,
+
+40:56.035 --> 40:59.410
+en el Teatro Real de Stoneford,
+donde dentro de unos días,
+
+40:59.535 --> 41:02.743
+Brad Mac se subirá al escenario
+como Botones en la Cenicienta.
+
+41:02.827 --> 41:05.077
+-Aquí está, aquí está.
+-Oh, señor Mac,
+
+41:05.285 --> 41:07.410
+¿puede contarnos qué pasó
+exactamente?
+
+41:07.660 --> 41:11.035
+Bueno, creo que hice lo que habría
+hecho cualquier ciudadano.
+
+41:11.243 --> 41:15.118
+Vi a dos hombres intentando robar
+una casa y los perseguí.
+
+41:15.327 --> 41:18.910
+-¿Y consiguió atraparlos?
+-Bueno, no, lo hizo la policía.
+
+41:19.035 --> 41:20.660
+Pero pienso que yo contribuí.
+
+41:21.077 --> 41:22.743
+Dos hombres permanecen detenidos.
+
+41:22.827 --> 41:24.660
+Formaban parte
+de una banda criminal
+
+41:24.743 --> 41:26.952
+que ha estado actuando
+en pueblos de la zona.
+
+41:27.035 --> 41:29.452
+La policía espera llevar a cabo
+más detenciones
+
+41:29.535 --> 41:31.952
+y da por finalizada
+la ola de delitos de la banda,
+
+41:32.035 --> 41:34.910
+todo gracias a usted, Brad Mac.
+¿Y cómo va la panto?
+
+41:34.993 --> 41:37.077
+Oh, genial. Gracias por preguntar.
+Gracias.
+
+41:37.452 --> 41:39.618
+Sí, va viento en popa,
+como mi carrera.
+
+41:39.743 --> 41:42.660
+Y si me disculpan, voy a pasar
+el resto del día con mi hija.
+
+41:42.743 --> 41:43.868
+-Gracias.
+-Gracias.
+
+41:44.035 --> 41:45.160
+-Señor Mac.
+-Señor Mac.
+
+41:45.368 --> 41:46.535
+Rápido, Brenda,
+
+41:46.702 --> 41:49.868
+cuéntales tu encuentro de una noche
+con Ozzy Osbourne en 1985.
+
+41:49.952 --> 41:52.243
+Oh, será un placer.
+
+42:16.910 --> 42:18.035
+Spencer.
+
+42:18.452 --> 42:19.702
+¡Grace!
+
+42:20.327 --> 42:22.577
+-Spiderman está aquí.
+-No salí en Spiderman.
+
+42:22.660 --> 42:23.702
+¿No?
+
+42:24.077 --> 42:26.452
+Quién sabe.
+No veo pelis comerciales.
+
+42:26.702 --> 42:28.535
+Prefiero el cinema français.
+
+42:29.077 --> 42:32.285
+-Películas con subtítulos.
+-Me gustan las pelis francesas,
+
+42:36.035 --> 42:37.077
+Apártate, Spencer.
+
+42:42.743 --> 42:44.160
+¡Papá, por fin has llegado!
+
+42:44.243 --> 42:47.535
+Oh, cielo.
+Me alegro tanto de verte.
+
+42:47.743 --> 42:49.618
+Pasaremos un día fabuloso, ¿vale?
+
+42:50.452 --> 42:53.077
+-¿Cuándo la quieres de vuelta?
+-Después del almuerzo.
+
+42:53.285 --> 42:54.952
+Eso no nos deja mucho tiempo.
+
+42:55.618 --> 42:57.035
+Tras el almuerzo del lunes.
+
+42:58.327 --> 42:59.952
+¿Tres días enteros?
+
+43:00.243 --> 43:01.368
+¡Sí!
+
+43:01.910 --> 43:04.368
+¿Puede papá hablar en privado
+con mamá, por favor?
+
+43:04.452 --> 43:05.493
+Claro.
+
+43:06.452 --> 43:07.785
+Enseguida volvemos.
+
+43:12.868 --> 43:15.493
+Vale, no puedo los tres días.
+Tengo ensayo.
+
+43:15.618 --> 43:18.452
+Puedes pedirle a uno de tus minions
+que te lo solucione.
+
+43:18.535 --> 43:20.577
+Vale, Grace, los minions
+son dibujos.
+
+43:20.660 --> 43:22.368
+-Todo el mundo lo sabe.
+-No.
+
+43:22.785 --> 43:24.368
+¡No, no! Te aguantas, sí.
+
+43:24.452 --> 43:28.368
+Nos vamos a París porque, primicia,
+estamos exhaustos.
+
+43:28.452 --> 43:30.785
+Sí. Y solo recibo una prima
+cuatro veces al año.
+
+43:30.910 --> 43:32.577
+Vale, ¡otra primicia, Spencer!
+
+43:32.660 --> 43:36.077
+Tu prima son 25 000 dólares al mes,
+que yo le pago a ella de pensión.
+
+43:36.160 --> 43:37.743
+Grace, no puedes soltármelo así.
+
+43:38.077 --> 43:41.243
+La has visto dos veces
+en los últimos dos años.
+
+43:41.868 --> 43:43.660
+¡Por fin es tu oportunidad!
+
+43:43.785 --> 43:44.952
+Estoy trabajando.
+
+43:45.035 --> 43:47.368
+Siempre estás trabajando.
+
+43:47.910 --> 43:50.327
+Ya eres mayorcito, apáñatelas.
+
+44:07.118 --> 44:10.327
+Bueno, peque, parece que seremos
+tú y yo durante tres días.
+
+44:11.285 --> 44:12.327
+¿Adónde vamos?
+
+44:12.410 --> 44:13.993
+Al norte, mi pequeña compinche.
+
+44:14.160 --> 44:15.368
+-¡Papá!
+-Lo sé.
+
+44:16.285 --> 44:17.535
+En marcha.
+
+44:32.452 --> 44:33.702
+Pues aquí es.
+
+44:34.202 --> 44:35.952
+El Teatro Real de Stoneford.
+
+44:37.577 --> 44:39.952
+-¿Estás en una pantomima?
+-Sí.
+
+44:40.160 --> 44:41.285
+Lo siento.
+
+44:41.618 --> 44:43.785
+¿Que lo sientes?
+Me encanta la panto.
+
+44:43.868 --> 44:44.952
+¿En serio?
+
+44:46.410 --> 44:47.660
+¿Por qué sales tan joven?
+
+44:48.202 --> 44:49.702
+¿Transcurre en el pasado?
+
+44:49.785 --> 44:51.035
+¡Cómo te atreves!
+
+44:53.035 --> 44:55.702
+Quiero presentarte a un hombre
+llamado Albert, vamos.
+
+44:57.243 --> 44:59.577
+Oh, hola, Emma.
+
+45:00.035 --> 45:01.743
+Me llamo Albert.
+
+45:02.160 --> 45:04.910
+Sí, pasa, cielo.
+Siéntete como en casa.
+
+45:05.910 --> 45:07.160
+Gracias.
+
+45:39.077 --> 45:41.577
+Guau. Menudo toque de color.
+
+45:42.952 --> 45:44.118
+Me gusta.
+
+45:46.202 --> 45:47.327
+Sí.
+
+45:48.577 --> 45:50.202
+Creo que deberíamos cerrarlo.
+
+46:12.618 --> 46:14.785
+-Oye, te juro que es él.
+-Es Bradley.
+
+46:14.868 --> 46:17.493
+-Es Bradley Mac.
+-Es él, ¿verdad?
+
+46:17.577 --> 46:20.035
+Tranquila, cariño,
+pasa allá adonde vaya.
+
+46:22.702 --> 46:24.535
+Papá, es diciembre.
+
+46:25.035 --> 46:26.160
+Tienes razón.
+
+46:31.077 --> 46:32.243
+Gracias.
+
+46:33.077 --> 46:35.827
+Es ese hombre horrible que sale
+en esas pelis tan malas.
+
+46:35.910 --> 46:38.660
+-Billetes para el sorteo de Navidad.
+-¡Brad, hola!
+
+46:38.743 --> 46:40.368
+-Jillian.
+-Jill.
+
+46:40.785 --> 46:43.410
+-Soy una gran fan de su trabajo.
+-Oh, muchas gracias.
+
+46:43.952 --> 46:45.118
+Esta es mi hija Emma.
+
+46:45.202 --> 46:47.618
+Ella es mi hija Cara
+y su amiga Bella.
+
+46:47.702 --> 46:48.910
+-Hola.
+-Hola.
+
+46:48.993 --> 46:50.952
+¿Quieres ir
+a por un chocolate caliente?
+
+46:51.035 --> 46:52.160
+Sí, claro.
+
+46:52.243 --> 46:53.368
+-¿Papá?
+-Sí, claro.
+
+46:53.452 --> 46:55.160
+-Ya te alcanzaré.
+-Genial. Vamos.
+
+46:55.952 --> 46:57.368
+Jill, ¿podemos hablar?
+
+46:57.618 --> 47:00.535
+Emma estará aquí todo el finde,
+pero tenemos ensayo.
+
+47:00.618 --> 47:03.493
+Y me da mucho miedo de que se muera
+del aburrimiento.
+
+47:03.702 --> 47:06.452
+Oh, no te preocupes.
+Cara puede ocuparse de ella.
+
+47:06.577 --> 47:08.077
+-¿En serio?
+-Sí.
+
+47:08.243 --> 47:10.702
+Puede pasar el rato con los críos
+entre bambalinas
+
+47:10.785 --> 47:14.118
+y luego, que salgan al escenario
+para la escena del salón del baile.
+
+47:14.202 --> 47:17.202
+Oh, madre mía, me parece fantástico.
+Eres mi heroína.
+
+47:17.618 --> 47:18.743
+¡Oh!
+
+47:21.410 --> 47:23.535
+En realidad, Brad,
+quería pedirte un favor.
+
+47:23.785 --> 47:24.868
+-¿Sí?
+-Sí.
+
+47:24.952 --> 47:27.535
+El lunes, el cole celebra un evento.
+
+47:27.868 --> 47:30.660
+El coro cantará villancicos
+y habrá una pianola.
+
+47:31.202 --> 47:32.660
+¿Eso es como el ébola?
+
+47:32.785 --> 47:35.077
+No exactamente.
+Eso es una enfermedad africana.
+
+47:35.368 --> 47:37.202
+Después, habrá una entrega
+de premios.
+
+47:37.285 --> 47:39.993
+Sobre cosas divertidas
+como el mejor pulóver de Navidad.
+
+47:40.077 --> 47:41.202
+¿El qué?
+
+47:41.993 --> 47:44.035
+Oh, un pulóver es un jersey.
+
+47:44.368 --> 47:45.577
+Oh, menos mal.
+
+47:46.118 --> 47:48.952
+Pensaba que era algo nuevo
+para Navidad. ¡Ah! ¡Basta ya!
+
+47:49.577 --> 47:53.243
+Y nos gustaría que alguien
+muy famoso entregase los premios.
+
+47:53.827 --> 47:55.535
+Sí, lo haré. ¿Cuánto pagáis?
+
+47:56.827 --> 47:59.618
+-Una taza de té y un bourbon.
+-Ah, qué encanto.
+
+47:59.952 --> 48:02.327
+-No bebo cuando trabajo.
+-¡Castañas calientes!
+
+48:02.452 --> 48:04.160
+¡Venid a por vuestras castañas!
+
+48:04.327 --> 48:05.827
+Nigel, ¿tú no duermes?
+
+48:05.910 --> 48:07.327
+Claro que no, amigo.
+
+48:07.577 --> 48:08.868
+-Invita la casa.
+-Gracias.
+
+48:09.285 --> 48:12.702
+¡Castañas calientes! ¡Calentaos
+las manos con castañas calientes!
+
+48:15.868 --> 48:17.452
+Uno, y dos,
+
+48:17.535 --> 48:20.035
+y tres, y cuatro, y cinco.
+
+48:20.827 --> 48:23.160
+Vale, parad. Parad.
+Quiero al Príncipe Azul,
+
+48:23.243 --> 48:26.327
+-pero este es el Príncipe Gandul.
+-Perdona, Izzy.
+
+48:26.785 --> 48:29.077
+Tengo dos pies izquierdos.
+Tonificados, pero...
+
+48:29.660 --> 48:30.785
+No, soy yo, en serio.
+
+48:31.118 --> 48:32.160
+Callum, ¿te importa?
+
+48:33.202 --> 48:34.285
+Jill, ¿puedo?
+
+48:36.910 --> 48:39.827
+-Desde el principio.
+-Vale, mirad y aprended.
+
+49:12.577 --> 49:13.702
+¡Está detrás de ti!
+
+49:43.785 --> 49:45.285
+Bravo, Jill.
+
+49:46.035 --> 49:47.827
+Brenda, ni siquiera había calentado.
+
+49:47.993 --> 49:50.660
+Vale, cariños míos.
+Desde el principio.
+
+50:01.077 --> 50:03.077
+¡Vamos, chicas!
+¡Sí, venga, rápido!
+
+50:06.993 --> 50:08.160
+¡Ah, bien!
+
+50:08.452 --> 50:10.368
+¡Esto es fantástico!
+
+50:11.035 --> 50:12.993
+Niñas. Vamos. Daos prisa.
+
+50:13.452 --> 50:14.785
+-Jill.
+-Gracias.
+
+50:19.035 --> 50:20.452
+Sí, vamos.
+
+50:21.202 --> 50:22.493
+¡Eso es!
+
+50:22.827 --> 50:24.035
+¡Bien!
+
+51:26.618 --> 51:28.327
+¡Eso es!
+
+51:33.702 --> 51:36.202
+-Hoy has estado increíble.
+-Lo mismo digo.
+
+51:37.285 --> 51:39.785
+¿Puedo invitarte a una copa?
+
+51:40.910 --> 51:41.993
+Claro.
+
+51:43.202 --> 51:44.327
+Genial.
+
+51:57.993 --> 51:59.243
+Buenos días, Albert.
+
+51:59.993 --> 52:01.243
+Buenos días, Brad.
+
+52:01.702 --> 52:03.452
+¿Cómo está la joven Emma?
+
+52:04.410 --> 52:05.618
+Bien, gracias.
+
+52:06.118 --> 52:08.160
+-Creo que está disfrutando mucho.
+-¡Ah!
+
+52:08.493 --> 52:10.285
+Bajará enseguida. ¿Puedo?
+
+52:10.660 --> 52:12.243
+Claro. Sí. Claro.
+
+52:14.952 --> 52:16.118
+Vaya.
+
+52:22.160 --> 52:24.452
+-Albert, ¿puedo preguntarte algo?
+-Sí.
+
+52:25.410 --> 52:26.702
+¿Cuándo murió?
+
+52:27.410 --> 52:29.743
+Tu mujer. Emma y yo
+vimos los vestidos arriba.
+
+52:31.035 --> 52:34.785
+Mi marido murió hace nueve años.
+
+52:36.160 --> 52:37.993
+En Nochevieja, de hecho.
+
+52:38.577 --> 52:39.952
+Sobre el escenario.
+
+52:41.868 --> 52:44.452
+Malcolm y yo éramos damas
+de la pantomima.
+
+52:45.243 --> 52:46.785
+Rivales, al principio.
+
+52:48.035 --> 52:51.035
+Pero en 1979,
+
+52:51.993 --> 52:54.160
+nos pidieron
+que trabajásemos juntos.
+
+52:54.993 --> 52:57.952
+En la Cenicienta.
+En el Coliseum de Oldham.
+
+52:59.035 --> 53:01.285
+Era muy creído.
+
+53:01.910 --> 53:03.868
+Supongo que por eso me gustaba.
+
+53:04.577 --> 53:05.993
+Y pillo, como usted.
+
+53:08.077 --> 53:09.493
+Íbamos de gira cada año.
+
+53:10.868 --> 53:12.535
+Nos hacíamos nuestro vestuario.
+
+53:15.285 --> 53:16.452
+Birmingham.
+
+53:16.993 --> 53:19.077
+Newcastle. Hull.
+
+53:20.118 --> 53:21.202
+Nottingham.
+
+53:22.577 --> 53:24.618
+Hasta 1992.
+
+53:24.702 --> 53:26.618
+¿Y qué le hizo quedarse
+en Stoneford?
+
+53:27.410 --> 53:31.535
+No lo sé. Éramos tan populares
+que nos contrataban cada año.
+
+53:32.035 --> 53:35.368
+La mayoría de las pantomimas
+tienen una dama, ¿sabe?
+
+53:35.993 --> 53:39.035
+Pero aquí siempre ha habido dos.
+
+53:40.410 --> 53:42.243
+Y la gente del pueblo, oh...
+
+53:43.368 --> 53:44.910
+Oh, vaya, nos amaba.
+
+53:45.577 --> 53:47.118
+No podíamos mudarnos.
+
+53:47.577 --> 53:49.702
+Durante años, autógrafos
+
+53:50.285 --> 53:51.827
+y luego, selfis.
+
+53:52.868 --> 53:55.660
+La iluminación navideña
+de Stoneford.
+
+53:57.785 --> 53:59.368
+Hasta esas Navidades.
+
+54:06.660 --> 54:08.410
+Era la última función del año.
+
+54:09.493 --> 54:10.702
+Pobre Malcolm.
+
+54:11.993 --> 54:13.993
+Mientras bajaba el telón final,
+
+54:14.952 --> 54:17.243
+falleció allí,
+como una vela que se apaga.
+
+54:20.118 --> 54:22.285
+Y nunca más volvía a subirme
+a un escenario.
+
+54:24.493 --> 54:26.077
+Albert, lo siento mucho.
+
+54:30.535 --> 54:32.660
+¿Por qué trabajas
+en la entrada de artistas?
+
+54:32.743 --> 54:34.035
+No necesitas el dinero.
+
+54:34.910 --> 54:37.577
+El teatro no se trata de dinero,
+joven.
+
+54:38.743 --> 54:42.243
+Oh, se trata del amor,
+la pasión, la gente.
+
+54:45.327 --> 54:47.493
+Le he dedicado toda mi vida
+
+54:49.618 --> 54:54.285
+y no me he arrepentido
+ni un solo momento.
+
+54:57.368 --> 54:59.285
+Venga, papá, es hora del ensayo.
+
+54:59.785 --> 55:03.118
+-Buenos días, Albert.
+-Buenos días, mi amor.
+
+55:03.910 --> 55:05.077
+Gracias, Albert.
+
+55:08.243 --> 55:10.285
+-Gracias.
+-Cuídate.
+
+55:18.493 --> 55:20.535
+Eres un completo inútil, Botones.
+
+55:20.827 --> 55:22.493
+No sé por qué te pagamos.
+
+55:22.577 --> 55:24.577
+Usted no me paga,
+barón de la Banca Rota.
+
+55:24.660 --> 55:27.077
+-Porque estoy sin blanca.
+-Oh, zasca.
+
+55:27.410 --> 55:30.285
+Sí. ¿Y para qué necesitas
+el dinero, Botones?
+
+55:30.368 --> 55:32.493
+Sí, exacto. Todos pensamos...
+
+55:32.660 --> 55:34.368
+"Lo único necesario soy yo".
+
+55:34.535 --> 55:35.577
+¿Qué?
+
+55:35.660 --> 55:38.160
+¿Por qué cambiarías
+"Matar el tiempo" por la panto?
+
+55:38.243 --> 55:40.368
+Ahora no estamos en Hollywood,
+¿eh, Botones?
+
+55:40.452 --> 55:42.493
+Sí, cierto.
+¿Alguien ha visto tu carrera?
+
+55:42.577 --> 55:45.660
+-Está detrás de ti.
+-¿Por qué decís eso? Parad.
+
+55:45.952 --> 55:48.077
+Oh, no, cielo.
+Solo son chistes normales.
+
+55:48.160 --> 55:50.452
+Siempre se hacen con la estrella
+de cada panto.
+
+55:50.535 --> 55:51.910
+Unas ligeras provocaciones.
+
+55:51.993 --> 55:54.368
+Estoy orgulloso de esas pelis.
+Podéis quitar eso.
+
+55:54.452 --> 55:56.827
+¿O qué harás? ¿Dimitir?
+No lo creo, querido.
+
+55:58.952 --> 56:01.827
+-Oh, eso es, ve a ver a tu agente.
+-¿Qué agente?
+
+56:03.743 --> 56:04.785
+Oh, se ha ido.
+
+56:08.868 --> 56:10.202
+Oh, señor Mac.
+
+56:10.285 --> 56:12.160
+Señor Mac, debe fichar.
+
+56:12.243 --> 56:13.577
+-Señor Mac.
+-¡Espera!
+
+56:14.285 --> 56:16.868
+Señorita Mac. ¡Señorita Mac!
+Debe...
+
+56:25.452 --> 56:26.493
+Papá.
+
+56:27.493 --> 56:29.743
+Emma, por favor,
+vuelve a entrar, ¿vale?
+
+56:29.827 --> 56:32.452
+No. Empiezo a pensar
+que mamá tenía razón.
+
+56:32.993 --> 56:35.452
+-Lo único que te importa eres tú.
+-¿Qué?
+
+56:35.535 --> 56:39.035
+Dice que sigues intentando huir.
+Yo no lo entendía.
+
+56:39.660 --> 56:41.952
+-Hasta ahora.
+-Eso no es cierto, ¿vale?
+
+56:42.368 --> 56:44.618
+-Y no es justo.
+-Vuelve a entrar.
+
+56:45.368 --> 56:47.577
+Por mí. Por favor.
+
+57:02.993 --> 57:04.035
+Hola.
+
+57:08.452 --> 57:11.202
+Quiero darte las gracias
+por obligarme a volver a entrar.
+
+57:11.952 --> 57:15.077
+¿Sabes?
+Si quiero hacer esta obra es por ti.
+
+57:15.702 --> 57:17.285
+Y creo que me lo paso bien.
+
+57:17.618 --> 57:19.035
+Lo haces genial, papá.
+
+57:19.452 --> 57:22.285
+-Gracias.
+-¿Una sorpresa de caramelo salado?
+
+57:22.827 --> 57:24.243
+¿Cuál es la sorpresa?
+
+57:25.535 --> 57:27.993
+-¿Que es blando por dentro?
+-Ja, ja, ja.
+
+57:29.368 --> 57:32.493
+Quizá podrían no pasarse tanto
+con los chistes sobre mi carrera.
+
+57:32.577 --> 57:33.993
+Han sido muy graciosos.
+
+57:35.868 --> 57:38.702
+Puede que esté demasiado susceptible
+con esto,
+
+57:38.785 --> 57:41.327
+pero creo que no estoy listo
+para bromear
+
+57:41.410 --> 57:43.577
+sobre la carrera que estoy
+a punto de perder.
+
+57:43.827 --> 57:45.452
+¿De qué estás hablando, Brad?
+
+57:45.618 --> 57:48.118
+Los chistes solo funcionan
+porque eres una estrella.
+
+57:48.993 --> 57:51.785
+Es algo que hacemos en Inglaterra.
+Se llama cachondearse.
+
+57:52.660 --> 57:55.327
+Vamos, es hora de la entrega
+de premios en el cole.
+
+57:55.410 --> 57:57.868
+No es como en los Óscar,
+pero deberíamos ir yendo.
+
+57:58.077 --> 57:59.118
+¿Estás lista?
+
+58:07.868 --> 58:09.327
+¿Quieres probar aquí?
+
+58:09.410 --> 58:10.660
+Sí.
+
+58:20.160 --> 58:21.410
+-Es él.
+-Sí.
+
+58:21.702 --> 58:24.660
+Señor Mac, es todo un honor.
+
+58:25.077 --> 58:26.618
+Martin, el director.
+
+58:27.118 --> 58:28.618
+-Un placer.
+-Vino caliente.
+
+58:28.827 --> 58:31.285
+-En realidad, no...
+-Es una tradición británica.
+
+58:31.952 --> 58:34.368
+Bueno, alemana, pero da igual.
+
+58:34.743 --> 58:37.035
+Oye, Cara, ¿por qué no das
+una vuelta con Emma?
+
+58:37.118 --> 58:38.285
+Gracias.
+
+58:39.618 --> 58:41.077
+Tengo que ganármelo.
+
+58:41.660 --> 58:42.827
+Buena suerte.
+
+58:43.410 --> 58:45.910
+¡Hola, Stoneford!
+
+58:48.243 --> 58:51.993
+Me complace darle la bienvenida
+al actor de Hollywood, Brad Mac.
+
+58:52.535 --> 58:54.118
+-¡Sí!
+-Que ha venido
+
+58:54.202 --> 58:56.827
+para presentar nuestros premios
+de Navidad.
+
+58:59.077 --> 59:03.785
+Es muy importante que los niños
+se sientan inspirados por el teatro.
+
+59:04.577 --> 59:07.577
+Por eso, nuestros alumnos hacen
+su excursión anual a Londres,
+
+59:08.118 --> 59:11.493
+para ver el mejor teatro
+que este país puede ofrecer.
+
+59:12.452 --> 59:15.410
+Macbeth,
+en el Globe de Shakespeare,
+
+59:15.493 --> 59:17.410
+ha sido uno de los momentazos
+del año.
+
+59:18.868 --> 59:22.993
+Aun así, si buscan algo
+un poco más divertido esta Navidad,
+
+59:23.077 --> 59:24.910
+no se pierdan al señor Mac
+
+59:24.993 --> 59:27.660
+en la pantomima de Navidad
+de Stoneford.
+
+59:29.327 --> 59:31.743
+Y ahora damos paso
+a la entrega de premios.
+
+59:34.868 --> 59:37.952
+Bien, pues empezaremos
+con el codiciado premio de este año
+
+59:38.035 --> 59:39.743
+-a la asistencia mejorada.
+-Perdón.
+
+59:39.827 --> 59:41.868
+-Y la ganadora es...
+-¿Dónde está mi hija?
+
+59:41.952 --> 59:43.077
+¿Grace?
+
+59:43.785 --> 59:46.077
+Emma está por aquí en alguna parte.
+¿Jill?
+
+59:46.285 --> 59:48.827
+¿Quién es Jill?
+Emma debía estar en casa a las doce
+
+59:48.910 --> 59:51.327
+y tienes el móvil apagado.
+Y son las tres y media.
+
+59:51.410 --> 59:53.952
+-Estaba ensayando.
+-En el hotel dijeron que te fuiste
+
+59:54.035 --> 59:56.243
+y no pude hablar con tu agente,
+ya no tienes.
+
+59:56.327 --> 59:57.952
+-¡Mamá!
+-¡Oh, cariño!
+
+59:58.035 --> 59:59.327
+Oh, mi amor.
+
+01:00:00.702 --> 01:00:01.785
+Vale.
+
+01:00:02.118 --> 01:00:05.285
+-Tesoro, volvemos a Londres.
+-Grace, por favor, no me hagas esto.
+
+01:00:05.368 --> 01:00:07.327
+Nos lo estamos pasando genial,
+¿verdad?
+
+01:00:07.410 --> 01:00:09.910
+-Y voy a salir en la pantomima.
+-¡No! No.
+
+01:00:09.993 --> 01:00:12.035
+No, no.
+Eso no es para enorgullecerse.
+
+01:00:12.118 --> 01:00:14.577
+¿Qué es lo que decimos
+de las pantomimas, Spencer?
+
+01:00:14.660 --> 01:00:17.910
+-Entretenimiento para el populacho.
+-No es así. Son muy populares.
+
+01:00:17.993 --> 01:00:20.910
+-Al fin eres popular en algún sitio.
+-Ven, cielo, vámonos.
+
+01:00:20.993 --> 01:00:23.368
+-Pero no quiero.
+-¿Perdona?
+
+01:00:24.535 --> 01:00:25.993
+Quiero quedarme con papá.
+
+01:00:27.118 --> 01:00:28.827
+Tu padre te abandonó, Emma,
+
+01:00:29.327 --> 01:00:32.410
+para poder quedarse en Hollywood
+y rodar una secuela tras otra.
+
+01:00:32.493 --> 01:00:34.993
+Y comprar una orquídea tras otra.
+
+01:00:36.493 --> 01:00:40.160
+-Me lo prometió.
+-Tu padre hace muchas promesas.
+
+01:00:41.535 --> 01:00:44.035
+Promesas que nunca cumple.
+
+01:00:45.035 --> 01:00:46.160
+Así que no,
+
+01:00:46.827 --> 01:00:49.493
+no vas a actuar en la pantomima.
+
+01:00:49.827 --> 01:00:52.410
+Probablemente, no aguantará aquí
+hasta el estreno.
+
+01:00:53.035 --> 01:00:55.952
+-Así que venga, nos vamos.
+-Grace, por favor, para.
+
+01:00:56.368 --> 01:00:57.618
+Esto no es justo.
+
+01:00:57.868 --> 01:00:59.993
+Ambos acordamos que Emma
+se quedaría contigo
+
+01:01:00.077 --> 01:01:02.452
+porque me dijiste
+que era lo mejor para ella.
+
+01:01:02.702 --> 01:01:05.035
+Ahora empiezo a pensar
+que era lo mejor para ti.
+
+01:01:05.868 --> 01:01:08.160
+Lo pillo.
+He sido un mal padre, ¿vale?
+
+01:01:08.243 --> 01:01:09.618
+Desconsiderado, egoísta.
+
+01:01:10.493 --> 01:01:13.660
+Emma, te prometo que eso se acabó.
+
+01:01:14.577 --> 01:01:16.993
+Nunca volveré a separarme de ti
+tanto tiempo.
+
+01:01:18.535 --> 01:01:20.535
+¿Premio a la asistencia mejorada?
+
+01:01:22.035 --> 01:01:23.285
+Qué ironía.
+
+01:01:30.035 --> 01:01:31.118
+Señor Mac.
+
+01:01:35.493 --> 01:01:36.660
+Rachel Macdonald.
+
+01:01:37.993 --> 01:01:40.243
+-¡No ha venido!
+-Otra vez no.
+
+01:01:58.993 --> 01:02:00.243
+¿Cómo estás?
+
+01:02:02.660 --> 01:02:03.827
+Lee eso.
+
+01:02:06.410 --> 01:02:08.035
+"De salvador a perdedor.
+
+01:02:08.202 --> 01:02:10.660
+Estrella de cine en decadencia
+termina su carrera
+
+01:02:10.743 --> 01:02:12.535
+con mucho ruido y pocas nueces".
+
+01:02:13.868 --> 01:02:15.327
+¿De dónde ha salido esto?
+
+01:02:15.993 --> 01:02:17.285
+A mi exagente
+
+01:02:17.785 --> 01:02:20.368
+no le gustaba la buena prensa
+que tenía, así que...
+
+01:02:20.827 --> 01:02:22.785
+les ha dado una narrativa
+alternativa.
+
+01:02:25.368 --> 01:02:27.535
+Pensaba que venir aquí
+cambiaría mi vida.
+
+01:02:27.618 --> 01:02:30.660
+Y vaya si lo ha hecho. Pero a peor.
+
+01:02:31.910 --> 01:02:34.035
+Vamos, anímate.
+
+01:02:34.452 --> 01:02:35.827
+Las cosas mejorarán.
+
+01:02:36.077 --> 01:02:37.243
+No.
+
+01:02:37.618 --> 01:02:39.577
+Para mí no. Se acabó.
+
+01:02:39.660 --> 01:02:41.618
+Regreso a casa.
+Da igual lo que cueste.
+
+01:02:43.285 --> 01:02:44.702
+¿Y qué pasa con nosotros?
+
+01:02:45.368 --> 01:02:46.952
+Esta es nuestra vida, Brad.
+
+01:02:47.535 --> 01:02:48.785
+Nos representa.
+
+01:02:49.660 --> 01:02:52.868
+Si huyes y nos dejas plantados,
+nosotros pagaremos el pato.
+
+01:02:53.202 --> 01:02:55.160
+Me están humillando, Jill.
+
+01:02:57.993 --> 01:03:00.952
+Piensa en Albert en la entrada,
+poniéndote a prueba por nada.
+
+01:03:01.535 --> 01:03:05.077
+En Cassandra, cogiéndote la mano
+en cada paso del proceso.
+
+01:03:05.743 --> 01:03:09.827
+Y luego, yo, como una tonta,
+dándote apoyo.
+
+01:03:13.285 --> 01:03:14.452
+Vale, olvídalo.
+
+01:03:15.160 --> 01:03:16.910
+Porque todo se trata de ti, Brad.
+
+01:03:17.410 --> 01:03:18.993
+Porque siempre ha sido así.
+
+01:03:19.910 --> 01:03:21.118
+Tu mujer tiene razón.
+
+01:03:21.410 --> 01:03:22.618
+Exmujer.
+
+01:03:22.743 --> 01:03:24.452
+Sí, y no me sorprende.
+
+01:03:30.702 --> 01:03:32.993
+-Camarera, una más para el camino.
+-Sí.
+
+01:03:39.535 --> 01:03:41.743
+-¿Dónde está Nigel?
+-Es su día libre.
+
+01:03:42.202 --> 01:03:43.285
+Oh.
+
+01:03:43.535 --> 01:03:44.868
+Es una broma.
+
+01:03:46.160 --> 01:03:47.952
+Como si yo tuviera un día libre.
+
+01:03:49.868 --> 01:03:52.493
+En fin, amigo,
+será mejor que frene, ¿eh?
+
+01:03:52.743 --> 01:03:54.702
+Tiene que encender las luces
+de Navidad.
+
+01:03:55.035 --> 01:03:56.868
+¿Para qué crees que voy vestido así?
+
+01:04:08.368 --> 01:04:09.493
+Hola.
+
+01:04:10.077 --> 01:04:12.452
+Ich bin... alemán.
+
+01:04:13.160 --> 01:04:14.535
+Cielo santo.
+
+01:04:15.952 --> 01:04:18.618
+Brenda, tú eres la experta
+del entretenimiento líquido.
+
+01:04:18.702 --> 01:04:20.785
+...por la mayor asistencia
+hasta la fecha
+
+01:04:20.868 --> 01:04:23.535
+para el encendido
+de las luces de Navidad.
+
+01:04:24.452 --> 01:04:26.368
+Creo que ya has bebido suficiente.
+
+01:04:26.452 --> 01:04:29.577
+Den la bienvenida al escenario
+al alcalde de Stoneford.
+
+01:04:29.868 --> 01:04:31.535
+No, funcionaba para Burton.
+
+01:04:31.702 --> 01:04:35.202
+Demos al reparto de la Cenicienta
+una enorme bienve...
+
+01:04:35.285 --> 01:04:36.535
+-¡Oh!
+-¡Oh!
+
+01:04:36.827 --> 01:04:38.077
+Gracias, señor alcalde.
+
+01:04:39.243 --> 01:04:40.368
+Hola, Stoneford.
+
+01:04:40.743 --> 01:04:43.118
+Oye, Botones,
+¿vas a tener otra pataleta?
+
+01:04:44.077 --> 01:04:45.118
+Cállate, fracasado.
+
+01:04:46.452 --> 01:04:48.243
+Soy Bradley Mac. ¡Ay!
+
+01:04:56.660 --> 01:04:58.493
+Así son las cosas ahora.
+
+01:04:58.868 --> 01:05:01.035
+Solo soy un hazmerreír para todos.
+
+01:05:01.118 --> 01:05:02.202
+Spiderman está aquí.
+
+01:05:03.035 --> 01:05:04.160
+Vale.
+
+01:05:06.993 --> 01:05:08.368
+¿Qué tal esto para reíros?
+
+01:05:10.202 --> 01:05:11.410
+Puedo ser gracioso.
+
+01:05:12.535 --> 01:05:13.702
+¡Serás cabrón!
+
+01:05:13.785 --> 01:05:15.077
+Puedo ser el payaso.
+
+01:05:15.285 --> 01:05:16.535
+¡Despedido!
+
+01:05:17.202 --> 01:05:20.993
+Parece que lo único que no puedo ser
+es un buen actor.
+
+01:05:21.410 --> 01:05:23.118
+-¿Algo así?
+-Estamos jodidos.
+
+01:05:23.910 --> 01:05:25.202
+Y un buen padre.
+
+01:05:25.285 --> 01:05:28.410
+Eres el primero de la lista
+para el premio a Peor padre del año.
+
+01:05:29.118 --> 01:05:30.993
+Ni una buena persona.
+
+01:05:31.327 --> 01:05:34.535
+-Me lo prometió.
+-Tu padre hace muchas promesas.
+
+01:05:35.202 --> 01:05:37.327
+Promesas que nunca cumple.
+
+01:05:38.743 --> 01:05:41.785
+-¿Alguien ha visto tu carrera?
+-¡Está detrás de ti!
+
+01:05:42.243 --> 01:05:43.327
+¿Qué miras?
+
+01:05:44.035 --> 01:05:45.410
+¿Qué miras?
+
+01:05:49.702 --> 01:05:52.327
+¿Queréis un villano?
+Pues seré vuestro villano.
+
+01:05:53.327 --> 01:05:55.493
+-Sí.
+-No me lo puedo creer.
+
+01:05:55.660 --> 01:05:56.743
+¡Allá va!
+
+01:05:59.577 --> 01:06:01.202
+Feliz Navidad.
+
+01:06:13.035 --> 01:06:15.577
+-¡Se ha vuelto loco!
+-Pero ¿qué hace este tío?
+
+01:06:16.535 --> 01:06:18.118
+¡Eso no se hace!
+
+01:06:21.660 --> 01:06:24.202
+Señor Mac, queda detenido.
+
+01:06:24.493 --> 01:06:27.702
+Y antes de que lo pregunte, sí,
+soy agente de la comunidad.
+
+01:06:28.618 --> 01:06:30.035
+Ayúdame a levantarme.
+
+01:06:30.285 --> 01:06:31.410
+Arriba.
+
+01:06:32.952 --> 01:06:34.202
+Señor Mac.
+
+01:06:35.993 --> 01:06:37.618
+Voy, voy.
+
+01:06:41.077 --> 01:06:42.660
+Tengo que hablar con mi abogada.
+
+01:06:43.118 --> 01:06:45.785
+La hemos llamado.
+Quiere que sepa que está de camino.
+
+01:06:46.160 --> 01:06:47.618
+¿Sabe cuándo llegará?
+
+01:06:48.202 --> 01:06:49.243
+No. Ni idea.
+
+01:06:54.327 --> 01:06:56.702
+Oiga, ¿le importa
+si nos hacemos un selfi?
+
+01:06:59.702 --> 01:07:01.452
+-Adelante.
+-Gracias.
+
+01:07:03.827 --> 01:07:04.910
+Oh.
+
+01:07:05.785 --> 01:07:06.827
+Sonría.
+
+01:07:07.368 --> 01:07:08.452
+Gracias.
+
+01:07:10.993 --> 01:07:12.118
+¿Está bien?
+
+01:07:14.035 --> 01:07:15.202
+No.
+
+01:07:17.535 --> 01:07:19.410
+Ayer lo tenía todo.
+
+01:07:20.243 --> 01:07:21.702
+Amigos, un curro...
+
+01:07:23.327 --> 01:07:24.577
+Mi hija me quería.
+
+01:07:25.577 --> 01:07:28.535
+Y ahora, no me queda nada.
+
+01:07:30.952 --> 01:07:32.535
+¿Qué es lo que me va a pasar?
+
+01:07:32.868 --> 01:07:35.702
+Se presentará delante del juez
+el miércoles por la mañana.
+
+01:07:35.910 --> 01:07:38.493
+Normalmente, permanecería detenido
+hasta entonces.
+
+01:07:38.868 --> 01:07:41.285
+Sin embargo, en esta ocasión,
+
+01:07:41.368 --> 01:07:44.285
+un respetable miembro
+de la comunidad responde por usted.
+
+01:07:45.035 --> 01:07:48.035
+Estamos encantados de dejarle
+bajo su cuidado hasta la vista.
+
+01:07:50.327 --> 01:07:52.452
+¿Un respetable miembro
+de la comunidad?
+
+01:07:52.535 --> 01:07:53.577
+Sí.
+
+01:08:02.327 --> 01:08:03.493
+Hola.
+
+01:08:03.785 --> 01:08:05.577
+Lamento lo que te dije en el pub.
+
+01:08:05.660 --> 01:08:08.618
+Seguro que era cierto,
+fuese lo que fuese que dijiste.
+
+01:08:09.327 --> 01:08:10.743
+-Agente.
+-Señor.
+
+01:08:11.993 --> 01:08:13.243
+Es abajo.
+
+01:08:14.410 --> 01:08:15.660
+Prepararé té.
+
+01:08:19.035 --> 01:08:20.702
+Fui tan estúpido.
+
+01:08:21.160 --> 01:08:23.952
+Cuando Grace se la llevó,
+la forma en que me miró...
+
+01:08:24.243 --> 01:08:26.868
+Nunca me lo quitaré de la cabeza.
+Estaba decepcionada.
+
+01:08:27.160 --> 01:08:29.118
+Lo entenderá con el tiempo.
+
+01:08:29.493 --> 01:08:32.160
+Ese es el tema. Con Emma,
+me estoy quedando sin tiempo.
+
+01:08:32.243 --> 01:08:34.785
+Si me condenan, tendré antecedentes
+y no podré venir.
+
+01:08:34.868 --> 01:08:36.993
+Pasarán años hasta que pueda volver
+a verla.
+
+01:08:37.493 --> 01:08:40.202
+Me estoy descontrolando
+y no sé por qué.
+
+01:08:41.368 --> 01:08:44.368
+Con esta pantomima,
+con Albert y con Emma,
+
+01:08:45.827 --> 01:08:47.285
+incluso con las hermanastras,
+
+01:08:47.993 --> 01:08:50.077
+estoy viviendo
+el mejor momento de mi vida.
+
+01:08:50.785 --> 01:08:52.118
+Y es gracias a ti.
+
+01:08:56.368 --> 01:08:57.535
+Gracias.
+
+01:08:59.535 --> 01:09:00.993
+¿Cara? ¡Cara!
+
+01:09:01.285 --> 01:09:02.368
+No está.
+
+01:09:02.827 --> 01:09:04.785
+No deberías tener esa llave, Kieran.
+
+01:09:05.410 --> 01:09:06.993
+Solo quiero ver a mi hija, Jill.
+
+01:09:07.660 --> 01:09:10.202
+Pues no está, así que márchate.
+
+01:09:11.368 --> 01:09:12.493
+Él está aquí, ¿verdad?
+
+01:09:13.952 --> 01:09:15.035
+No es lo que crees.
+
+01:09:15.327 --> 01:09:17.327
+¿Desde cuándo te ha importado
+qué pienso?
+
+01:09:18.868 --> 01:09:20.535
+Quiero llevarme a Cara a Londres.
+
+01:09:20.660 --> 01:09:23.452
+No. La pantomima se estrena
+mañana por la noche.
+
+01:09:23.535 --> 01:09:24.827
+Me lo prometiste.
+
+01:09:25.285 --> 01:09:27.118
+Sí, eso fue cuando estabas centrada
+
+01:09:27.243 --> 01:09:29.452
+y no pensando en esas tonterías
+de Hollywood.
+
+01:09:29.868 --> 01:09:31.327
+También es mi hija, Jill.
+
+01:09:32.202 --> 01:09:33.910
+Cara también es mi hija.
+
+01:09:41.660 --> 01:09:45.243
+Hace solo unos días, estaba delante
+del Teatro Real de Stoneford,
+
+01:09:45.577 --> 01:09:48.202
+pero hoy estoy en un escenario
+bastante diferente,
+
+01:09:48.285 --> 01:09:50.910
+el juzgado de Stoneford,
+donde se decidirá el futuro
+
+01:09:50.993 --> 01:09:52.993
+de Brad Mac
+y de nuestra pantomima local.
+
+01:09:54.535 --> 01:09:57.118
+Cariño, ¿seguro que no quieres
+acompañarnos?
+
+01:09:58.160 --> 01:10:01.368
+Creo que no puedo afrontarlo
+y debo recoger a Cara de ballet,
+
+01:10:01.452 --> 01:10:04.368
+-así que nos vemos aquí más tarde.
+-¿Y si condenan a Brad?
+
+01:10:04.743 --> 01:10:06.952
+Entonces, tendrás que llamar
+a Pierce Brosnan.
+
+01:10:07.660 --> 01:10:10.077
+Sí. Vale, querida.
+
+01:10:10.243 --> 01:10:11.368
+Hasta luego.
+
+01:10:11.952 --> 01:10:14.910
+El imponente equipo legal de Brad
+ha volado durante la noche
+
+01:10:14.993 --> 01:10:16.785
+en un jet privado desde Hollywood.
+
+01:10:17.118 --> 01:10:20.868
+Así es, destructores de carbón.
+Pero con suerte, no de carreras.
+
+01:10:20.952 --> 01:10:22.243
+Devolvemos la conexión.
+
+01:10:23.952 --> 01:10:27.452
+-Qué nerviosa estoy.
+-Espero que no lo condenen.
+
+01:10:41.618 --> 01:10:43.910
+Tú tranquilo, Brad, no temas.
+
+01:10:44.368 --> 01:10:46.702
+Soy la mejor abogada defensora
+de California.
+
+01:10:47.285 --> 01:10:48.327
+Y la más barata.
+
+01:10:49.952 --> 01:10:51.743
+-¿En serio?
+-Oh, no.
+
+01:10:51.827 --> 01:10:54.535
+No, solo era una broma
+para aligerar las cosas.
+
+01:10:59.035 --> 01:11:00.077
+En pie.
+
+01:11:01.410 --> 01:11:03.368
+¿Puede levantarse el acusado,
+por favor?
+
+01:11:08.368 --> 01:11:11.285
+Señor Theobald Washington,
+se le acusa de...
+
+01:11:11.368 --> 01:11:14.368
+Protesto.
+¿Quién coño es Theobald Washington?
+
+01:11:14.743 --> 01:11:15.868
+Es mi nombre real.
+
+01:11:16.285 --> 01:11:17.410
+Theobald.
+
+01:11:18.035 --> 01:11:20.577
+¿En serio?
+¿Y elegiste Brad Mac?
+
+01:11:20.660 --> 01:11:23.285
+-Elegí Bradley Apollo McDonald.
+-Oh.
+
+01:11:24.618 --> 01:11:25.993
+Siga, Basil.
+
+01:11:26.118 --> 01:11:28.493
+...de la destrucción
+de propiedades municipales
+
+01:11:28.827 --> 01:11:31.493
+y de alterar el orden público
+en estado de embriaguez.
+
+01:11:32.035 --> 01:11:34.952
+-¿Cómo se declara?
+-No culpable, en su mayoría.
+
+01:11:35.035 --> 01:11:36.702
+-¡Bravo!
+-¡Bravo!
+
+01:11:36.827 --> 01:11:38.118
+¡Bien hecho, Brad!
+
+01:11:40.410 --> 01:11:42.952
+¡Silencio!
+
+01:11:43.910 --> 01:11:44.993
+Gracias.
+
+01:11:45.493 --> 01:11:49.077
+Señoría, me llamo
+Sukie Huntington Tercera
+
+01:11:49.160 --> 01:11:52.660
+del bufete de Los Ángeles llamado
+Brown, Johnson, Klein, Robinson,
+
+01:11:52.743 --> 01:11:54.577
+Ashwell, López y...
+
+01:11:56.993 --> 01:11:59.077
+Oh, sí, y yo, Huntington.
+
+01:12:00.577 --> 01:12:01.785
+Proceda.
+
+01:12:01.868 --> 01:12:03.410
+Señoras y señores del jurado...
+
+01:12:03.868 --> 01:12:07.368
+Es un tribunal de primera instancia,
+señora Huntington. No hay jurado.
+
+01:12:07.785 --> 01:12:10.202
+Señorita. Estoy divorciada.
+
+01:12:11.327 --> 01:12:12.702
+Como este tribunal.
+
+01:12:13.118 --> 01:12:14.993
+Divorciado de la realidad.
+
+01:12:15.493 --> 01:12:17.410
+Para mi cliente, esto tiene
+
+01:12:17.535 --> 01:12:21.910
+numerosas circunstancias atenuantes.
+No solo es famoso,
+
+01:12:22.452 --> 01:12:24.493
+también es miembro de una minoría.
+
+01:12:25.618 --> 01:12:27.868
+¿Puede decirme
+a qué minoría se refiere?
+
+01:12:28.452 --> 01:12:30.535
+Es estadounidense, señoría.
+
+01:12:32.035 --> 01:12:34.952
+Señor juez, ¿puedo decir
+unas palabras, por favor?
+
+01:12:35.035 --> 01:12:36.077
+Si quiere.
+
+01:12:37.327 --> 01:12:40.327
+Hace dos semanas,
+ni sabía que Stoneford existía.
+
+01:12:40.535 --> 01:12:43.993
+Y luego, alguien le lanzará
+un plato de espuma de afeitar
+
+01:12:44.077 --> 01:12:46.160
+directamente a su cara.
+
+01:12:46.410 --> 01:12:47.493
+Y después...
+
+01:12:48.493 --> 01:12:49.660
+¿Señor Brosnan?
+
+01:12:50.410 --> 01:12:51.618
+¿Señor Brosnan?
+
+01:12:52.160 --> 01:12:54.535
+Y desde luego no sabía lo que era
+una pantomima.
+
+01:12:54.827 --> 01:12:57.160
+Verme sobre el escenario
+interpretando a Botones
+
+01:12:57.243 --> 01:12:59.868
+en la Cenicienta fue
+toda una sorpresa.
+
+01:13:00.827 --> 01:13:03.118
+Esa no es una excusa
+para perder el control.
+
+01:13:04.743 --> 01:13:07.243
+Más bien, un intento
+para explicarme.
+
+01:13:07.785 --> 01:13:09.785
+Tiene que dejarlo libre, señoría.
+
+01:13:09.868 --> 01:13:12.243
+La panto necesita a Brad Mac.
+
+01:13:12.327 --> 01:13:14.535
+Stoneford necesita a Brad Mac.
+
+01:13:14.618 --> 01:13:16.452
+No sea demasiado duro con él,
+señoría.
+
+01:13:16.535 --> 01:13:19.327
+-Sí, ese es nuestro trabajo.
+-Suelte a Botones.
+
+01:13:19.702 --> 01:13:21.493
+¡Suelte a Botones!
+
+01:13:21.743 --> 01:13:23.243
+¡Suelte a Botones!
+
+01:13:23.660 --> 01:13:25.243
+¡Suelte a Botones!
+
+01:13:25.327 --> 01:13:28.577
+¡Silencio!
+Ya he oído bastantes tonterías.
+
+01:13:28.660 --> 01:13:31.577
+-Oh, no, no lo ha hecho.
+-Oh, sí, sí lo he hecho.
+
+01:13:31.660 --> 01:13:32.868
+¡Basta!
+
+01:13:33.118 --> 01:13:35.577
+Están convirtiendo este tribunal
+en una pantomima
+
+01:13:35.660 --> 01:13:38.493
+-y este caso en un chiste.
+-La pantomima no es una burla.
+
+01:13:38.660 --> 01:13:40.868
+-¿Disculpe?
+-La pantomima...
+
+01:13:42.660 --> 01:13:44.243
+no es una burla.
+
+01:13:45.160 --> 01:13:48.327
+La pantomima de Navidad une
+a todas las comunidades,
+
+01:13:48.410 --> 01:13:49.910
+a los jóvenes y a los mayores.
+
+01:13:50.493 --> 01:13:53.993
+Para los jóvenes, probablemente sea
+la primera vez que vean un teatro.
+
+01:13:54.077 --> 01:13:57.160
+Y para la gente más mayor
+de la comunidad, como yo,
+
+01:13:58.410 --> 01:14:01.118
+supone una oportunidad
+para reconectar con los jóvenes.
+
+01:14:01.993 --> 01:14:03.952
+A través de una carcajada
+o una sonrisa.
+
+01:14:05.077 --> 01:14:07.368
+Además, la pantomima recauda
+suficiente dinero
+
+01:14:07.452 --> 01:14:10.202
+para mantener abierto
+el teatro de Stoneford todo el año.
+
+01:14:10.285 --> 01:14:13.577
+Sin la pantomima, el teatro
+probablemente cerraría para siempre.
+
+01:14:14.827 --> 01:14:16.160
+Gracias, señor Mac.
+
+01:14:16.535 --> 01:14:18.535
+¿Puedo decir una cosa más,
+por favor?
+
+01:14:20.577 --> 01:14:24.868
+Sé que cree que la panto es trivial
+y en algunas partes, lo es,
+
+01:14:24.952 --> 01:14:26.243
+por defecto,
+
+01:14:27.743 --> 01:14:30.035
+pero le ruego que vaya a ver
+la Cenicienta.
+
+01:14:30.118 --> 01:14:32.827
+No solo para disfrutar
+con lo que pasa en el escenario,
+
+01:14:32.910 --> 01:14:35.493
+sino para ver las caras del público.
+
+01:14:35.993 --> 01:14:38.243
+Y verá algo que es muy especial,
+muy...
+
+01:14:39.327 --> 01:14:40.452
+raro.
+
+01:14:41.285 --> 01:14:42.743
+Verá pura alegría.
+
+01:14:44.285 --> 01:14:45.868
+Al fin y al cabo, señoría,
+
+01:14:46.368 --> 01:14:48.660
+¿no es sobre eso
+sobre lo que trata la Navidad?
+
+01:14:48.743 --> 01:14:51.368
+Bonitas palabras, señor Mac,
+pero ¿volvemos al asunto?
+
+01:14:51.452 --> 01:14:52.660
+Sí, señor.
+
+01:14:53.035 --> 01:14:55.577
+No tengo ninguna intención
+de encarcelar a Botones.
+
+01:14:55.660 --> 01:14:56.702
+Nunca la he tenido.
+
+01:14:56.952 --> 01:14:58.910
+Se le acusa de delitos
+no encarcelables.
+
+01:14:59.243 --> 01:15:01.410
+-¿En serio?
+-Embriaguez en la vía pública,
+
+01:15:01.493 --> 01:15:04.493
+-200 libras.
+-¡Justicia por fin!
+
+01:15:04.702 --> 01:15:07.785
+-¡Sí!
+-Por el amor de Dios, lárguense.
+
+01:15:12.410 --> 01:15:14.743
+Mi hija. Tiene a mi hija.
+
+01:15:15.202 --> 01:15:17.118
+Oh, no, no la tiene.
+
+01:15:17.785 --> 01:15:19.827
+¿Qué pasa con vosotros? Es Kieran.
+
+01:15:20.118 --> 01:15:22.952
+-Tiene a Cara.
+-Cuenta conmigo. Lo que necesites.
+
+01:15:25.285 --> 01:15:26.493
+Por aquí.
+
+01:15:26.952 --> 01:15:28.743
+-No, por aquí.
+-No, Brad.
+
+01:15:28.827 --> 01:15:30.952
+Es literalmente por aquí.
+Rastreo su móvil.
+
+01:15:34.785 --> 01:15:36.952
+-Tenemos que salvar a Cara.
+-Recibido, jefe.
+
+01:15:38.118 --> 01:15:40.160
+-Subid todos.
+-Vamos, rápido.
+
+01:15:44.118 --> 01:15:45.660
+¿Puedes ir un poco más rápido?
+
+01:15:45.993 --> 01:15:47.410
+Se dirige a la autopista.
+
+01:15:49.910 --> 01:15:51.160
+Emma, cariño...
+
+01:15:52.202 --> 01:15:54.035
+Hora de tu clase de poesía. ¿Emma?
+
+01:15:54.660 --> 01:15:55.827
+¿Emma?
+
+01:15:55.952 --> 01:15:57.035
+¡Emma!
+
+01:15:57.452 --> 01:15:58.660
+Oh, se ha ido.
+
+01:15:59.243 --> 01:16:00.952
+Se ha ido. ¡Spencer!
+
+01:16:01.035 --> 01:16:02.827
+Ve a por el coche,
+vamos a Stoneford.
+
+01:16:08.368 --> 01:16:11.868
+Brad, solo quiero decirte
+que te agradezco que hagas esto.
+
+01:16:11.952 --> 01:16:13.410
+Claro, somos amigos.
+
+01:16:15.493 --> 01:16:17.035
+-Podría estar muerta.
+-¿Muerta?
+
+01:16:17.118 --> 01:16:19.743
+¿Qué? Creía que Kieran solo lo hacía
+por dar la lata.
+
+01:16:19.827 --> 01:16:21.243
+¿Alguien ha dicho nata?
+
+01:16:22.118 --> 01:16:23.452
+Es nata. ¿No?
+
+01:16:23.702 --> 01:16:24.993
+No, mal momento.
+
+01:16:27.077 --> 01:16:28.743
+Nos hemos dejado a Cassandra.
+
+01:16:30.743 --> 01:16:33.660
+Un papel en la pantomima
+del próximo año. ¿Lo dice en serio?
+
+01:16:33.743 --> 01:16:36.535
+-Desde luego, querido.
+-Eso sería maravilloso.
+
+01:16:36.618 --> 01:16:39.035
+Siempre he pensado que había
+una pantomima en mí.
+
+01:16:39.118 --> 01:16:42.702
+Y yo siempre he pensado lo mismo
+sobre un juez.
+
+01:16:50.202 --> 01:16:51.327
+Ese es su coche.
+
+01:17:06.368 --> 01:17:07.660
+Quedaos todos aquí.
+
+01:17:08.535 --> 01:17:09.577
+¡Cara!
+
+01:17:10.702 --> 01:17:11.827
+¡Cara!
+
+01:17:13.660 --> 01:17:14.868
+¡Cara!
+
+01:17:15.160 --> 01:17:16.535
+-¿Cara?
+-¿Cara?
+
+01:17:16.618 --> 01:17:17.702
+-¿Cara?
+-¿Cara?
+
+01:17:17.910 --> 01:17:19.493
+¿Qué son todos estos gritos?
+
+01:17:19.868 --> 01:17:21.535
+-¿Dónde está su hija?
+-¡Cara!
+
+01:17:21.785 --> 01:17:24.577
+-¿A qué te refieres?
+-Dime dónde está su hija ahora.
+
+01:17:24.910 --> 01:17:28.202
+-¿De qué estás hablando?
+-Deja de hacerte el capullo o...
+
+01:17:29.118 --> 01:17:31.660
+¿O qué?
+¿Irás a por tu especialista?
+
+01:17:39.493 --> 01:17:40.743
+¿Qué haces?
+
+01:17:41.785 --> 01:17:42.868
+Vamos, por abajo.
+
+01:17:44.868 --> 01:17:45.910
+¡Dale, Brad!
+
+01:17:51.160 --> 01:17:52.368
+Suéltame.
+
+01:17:57.952 --> 01:17:59.077
+¿Qué haces?
+
+01:17:59.160 --> 01:18:00.285
+Eso es humillante.
+
+01:18:27.910 --> 01:18:30.868
+-¿Por qué estamos haciendo esto?
+-Porque secuestraste a Cara.
+
+01:18:31.368 --> 01:18:34.327
+¿De qué estás hablando?
+Solo la he llevado a la estación.
+
+01:18:35.702 --> 01:18:36.785
+¿Qué?
+
+01:18:37.035 --> 01:18:38.743
+A la... ¿Adónde iba?
+
+01:18:39.410 --> 01:18:40.577
+A ninguna parte.
+
+01:18:40.952 --> 01:18:42.368
+Iba a ver a una amiga.
+
+01:18:42.452 --> 01:18:45.327
+No te creo. Te oí decirle a Jill
+que la llevabas a Londres.
+
+01:18:46.410 --> 01:18:47.535
+Sí,
+
+01:18:48.577 --> 01:18:50.118
+me toca tenerla este año.
+
+01:18:52.452 --> 01:18:55.910
+Pero le prometí que haría la panto.
+No quería decepcionarla, así que...
+
+01:18:57.868 --> 01:18:59.743
+Soy un padre de mierda para Cara.
+
+01:19:00.535 --> 01:19:02.327
+Y fui un marido de mierda para Jill.
+
+01:19:02.993 --> 01:19:04.952
+No eres un padre de mierda, ¿vale?
+
+01:19:07.410 --> 01:19:08.743
+Puede contar contigo.
+
+01:19:09.452 --> 01:19:12.827
+Eso es mejor que lo que puedo decir
+de mí en los últimos cinco años.
+
+01:19:13.577 --> 01:19:15.618
+Algo que he aprendido aquí,
+en Stoneford,
+
+01:19:15.910 --> 01:19:18.118
+es que la vida no irá
+como tú quieres.
+
+01:19:18.202 --> 01:19:20.868
+Es lo que hay
+y no puedes huir de ella.
+
+01:19:22.702 --> 01:19:25.577
+Tienes que aceptarla
+a pesar de su imprevisibilidad,
+
+01:19:25.827 --> 01:19:27.535
+con todo lo que tienes.
+
+01:19:32.368 --> 01:19:33.493
+Oye...
+
+01:19:34.618 --> 01:19:36.368
+Cara actúa en la panto y...
+
+01:19:38.535 --> 01:19:40.493
+me gustaría verla
+sobre el escenario,
+
+01:19:41.327 --> 01:19:42.493
+si te parece bien.
+
+01:19:44.743 --> 01:19:45.827
+Claro.
+
+01:19:48.160 --> 01:19:50.202
+Oh, mierda, hay que irse.
+
+01:19:59.368 --> 01:20:02.035
+Cara ha ido a ver una amiga.
+Nos esperará en el teatro.
+
+01:20:07.743 --> 01:20:09.077
+¡En marcha!
+
+01:21:23.868 --> 01:21:25.577
+Usted es una estrella de cine.
+
+01:21:25.660 --> 01:21:28.243
+¿No es Botones un papel pequeño
+dada su categoría?
+
+01:21:28.327 --> 01:21:29.702
+Citaré al gran Stanislavski:
+
+01:21:29.785 --> 01:21:32.202
+"No hay papeles pequeños,
+solo actores pequeños".
+
+01:21:32.285 --> 01:21:34.243
+-¿Y cómo disfruta en Stoneford?
+-¡Papá!
+
+01:21:35.160 --> 01:21:36.410
+¡Emma! Disculpe.
+
+01:21:36.493 --> 01:21:38.952
+Cariño, ¿qué haces aquí?
+
+01:21:39.077 --> 01:21:41.368
+-¡Mamá!
+-Me he escapado y he cogido el tren.
+
+01:21:41.452 --> 01:21:43.952
+-Cara me ha esperado en la estación.
+-Oh, cariño.
+
+01:21:44.035 --> 01:21:46.868
+Me alegro mucho de verte.
+Pero tienes 12 años.
+
+01:21:46.952 --> 01:21:49.952
+No puedes coger un tren
+que cruza el país tú sola, ¿vale?
+
+01:21:50.660 --> 01:21:52.118
+La próxima vez, llámame.
+
+01:21:52.535 --> 01:21:53.618
+Ven aquí.
+
+01:21:54.285 --> 01:21:56.368
+Le coges el tranquillo
+a actuar como padre.
+
+01:21:56.452 --> 01:21:57.618
+Mejor tarde que nunca.
+
+01:21:58.160 --> 01:22:00.077
+Oh, por cierto,
+tenemos que vestirnos.
+
+01:22:00.327 --> 01:22:02.202
+-¿Listos?
+-Que empiece el espectáculo.
+
+01:22:19.868 --> 01:22:21.160
+Es mi primer día libre.
+
+01:22:23.993 --> 01:22:28.077
+Érase una vez, en un lugar mágico...
+
+01:22:28.660 --> 01:22:31.077
+Oh, ese debe de ser Botones,
+
+01:22:31.327 --> 01:22:33.702
+mi viejo y querido amigo.
+
+01:22:33.785 --> 01:22:36.077
+Siempre puedo confiar en Botones.
+
+01:22:39.118 --> 01:22:42.118
+He dicho que siempre puedo confiar
+en Botones.
+
+01:22:45.243 --> 01:22:47.493
+-¿Alguien ha visto a Botones?
+-Lo harás bien.
+
+01:22:48.452 --> 01:22:50.952
+-¿Me ayudáis a llamarlo?
+-Necesitaba el pintalabios.
+
+01:22:51.035 --> 01:22:53.243
+Uno, dos, tres.
+
+01:22:53.660 --> 01:22:55.077
+¡Botones!
+
+01:23:04.535 --> 01:23:05.910
+¡Eso es, Brad!
+
+01:23:10.993 --> 01:23:12.285
+Vamos, Brad.
+
+01:23:15.202 --> 01:23:17.785
+No te preocupes, tío.
+Ha estado matando el tiempo.
+
+01:23:20.868 --> 01:23:22.118
+Cenicienta.
+
+01:23:22.368 --> 01:23:23.702
+Tengo un secreto.
+
+01:23:24.118 --> 01:23:25.993
+¿Un secreto? ¿Qué es?
+
+01:23:26.202 --> 01:23:29.660
+Es algo que le cuentas a alguien
+y que no quieres que sepa nadie más.
+
+01:23:30.285 --> 01:23:32.077
+Cíñete a las pelis, tío.
+
+01:23:33.202 --> 01:23:35.202
+Hazte un favor y cierra el pico.
+
+01:23:35.702 --> 01:23:38.077
+Casi me olvido de mi gran momentazo.
+
+01:23:38.535 --> 01:23:39.868
+¡Oh!
+
+01:23:44.410 --> 01:23:46.368
+Ahora hago escenas peligrosas.
+
+01:23:50.327 --> 01:23:52.368
+Como las otras grandes estrellas.
+
+01:23:59.160 --> 01:24:00.368
+¡Oh, callaos!
+
+01:24:00.452 --> 01:24:02.160
+Te abuchean, Fanny. Te abuchean.
+
+01:24:02.493 --> 01:24:04.952
+No deberías ir al baile, Cenicienta.
+
+01:24:05.243 --> 01:24:08.118
+No deberías, no deberías,
+no deberías.
+
+01:24:08.535 --> 01:24:10.368
+-Rómpelo, rómpelo.
+-¡Bu!
+
+01:24:10.660 --> 01:24:11.993
+Solo tienes que creer.
+
+01:24:12.368 --> 01:24:13.868
+Y ocurrirá la magia.
+
+01:24:18.118 --> 01:24:20.868
+Irás al baile, Cenicienta.
+
+01:24:24.577 --> 01:24:27.410
+Aquí tiene que haber algún macizo
+con el que puedas hablar.
+
+01:24:27.493 --> 01:24:30.118
+-A ver si encontramos alguno guapo.
+-Sigamos buscando.
+
+01:24:30.202 --> 01:24:33.077
+-Buscamos a uno guapísimo.
+-Tiene que haber chicos guapos.
+
+01:24:33.160 --> 01:24:35.952
+-Quizá por ahí atrás.
+-Tiene que haber más de uno aquí.
+
+01:24:36.327 --> 01:24:38.118
+-Buscando...
+-Un chico guapísimo.
+
+01:24:38.202 --> 01:24:39.993
+-Un chico guapísimo.
+-Uno guapísimo.
+
+01:24:40.077 --> 01:24:43.285
+¡Usted, señor! ¡Usted, señor!
+¿Puede ver si hay chicos guapísimos?
+
+01:24:57.577 --> 01:24:58.993
+-¿Tú?
+-¡No te servirá!
+
+01:24:59.077 --> 01:25:00.368
+-¡Sí!
+-No, me lo probaré.
+
+01:25:00.452 --> 01:25:01.993
+-Me lo probaré yo.
+-Quita.
+
+01:25:07.285 --> 01:25:09.827
+Pónmelo. El médico dice que tengo
+pies de una atleta.
+
+01:25:09.910 --> 01:25:11.952
+No, dijo que tienes pie de atleta.
+
+01:25:13.577 --> 01:25:15.618
+-Dedos dentro.
+-Mira esos pies rechonchos.
+
+01:25:15.702 --> 01:25:17.618
+No digas "rechoncho".
+Eres la más gorda.
+
+01:25:17.702 --> 01:25:19.493
+Ya te gustaría.
+Tú eres la más gorda.
+
+01:25:20.618 --> 01:25:22.202
+Lo lamento, alteza.
+
+01:25:23.827 --> 01:25:25.077
+¡Sí!
+
+01:25:27.702 --> 01:25:28.785
+¡Uh!
+
+01:25:31.535 --> 01:25:33.743
+Nos hemos quedado sin príncipe.
+
+01:25:33.910 --> 01:25:36.493
+No importa. ¿Quién está listo
+para el gran final?
+
+01:25:36.577 --> 01:25:39.827
+-Gracias, Stoneford.
+-Muchas gracias a todos.
+
+01:25:39.910 --> 01:25:42.118
+Hasta luego. Adiós.
+
+01:28:25.035 --> 01:28:26.077
+Gracias.
+
+01:28:51.785 --> 01:28:52.910
+Bueno...
+
+01:28:54.827 --> 01:28:55.868
+Oye...
+
+01:28:56.910 --> 01:28:59.660
+No se me da bien hablar
+de sentimientos y eso,
+
+01:28:59.743 --> 01:29:01.160
+-pero yo...
+-Cállate.
+
+01:29:05.452 --> 01:29:06.535
+Guau.
+
+01:29:10.035 --> 01:29:11.993
+Madre mía, me tiemblan las manos.
+
+01:29:13.118 --> 01:29:15.493
+Queridos,
+habéis estado maravillosos.
+
+01:29:15.868 --> 01:29:19.035
+Gracias. Significa mucho viniendo
+de una leyenda de la panto.
+
+01:29:19.535 --> 01:29:20.952
+Los dos, maravillosos.
+
+01:29:21.410 --> 01:29:24.535
+Bueno, se acabó. A partir de ahora,
+solo haré pantomimas.
+
+01:29:24.743 --> 01:29:26.577
+-Me ha encantado.
+-Estupendo.
+
+01:29:26.827 --> 01:29:29.743
+Porque aún tienes 49 funciones más.
+
+01:29:30.035 --> 01:29:31.118
+¿Qué?
+
+01:29:31.577 --> 01:29:34.285
+¿Estás loca? ¿49 funciones más?
+No puedo hacerlo.
+
+01:29:37.535 --> 01:29:38.618
+Es broma.
+
+01:29:39.493 --> 01:29:40.702
+Me muero de ganas.
+
+01:30:32.160 --> 01:30:34.743
+Brad, hoy has estado magnífico.
+
+01:30:35.243 --> 01:30:37.160
+Matar el tiempo 7 será...
+
+01:30:39.410 --> 01:30:40.785
+-Venga.
+-Desde arriba.
+
+01:30:41.243 --> 01:30:42.410
+Repetimos.
+
+01:30:42.827 --> 01:30:44.910
+Oh, se ha bajado el freno. Perdón.
+
+01:30:45.660 --> 01:30:46.785
+No, no puedo...
+
+01:30:46.868 --> 01:30:50.160
+Botones, aquí estás.
+¿No tendrías que...?
+
+01:30:51.285 --> 01:30:54.410
+Si todo lo demás falla,
+desmáyate dramáticamente.
+
+01:30:54.827 --> 01:30:55.868
+¿En serio?
+
+01:30:57.702 --> 01:31:00.160
+-Te has dejado un poco.
+-Ni se le da bien limpiar.
+
+01:31:00.243 --> 01:31:02.202
+-Es lo peor.
+-Oh, y también es fea.
+
+01:31:03.702 --> 01:31:06.493
+Oh, estás barriendo en mi dirección.
+Tengo alergias.
+
+01:31:06.577 --> 01:31:09.577
+-Mira qué pintas lleva.
+-Oh, me altera. Me ha alterado.
+
+01:31:10.202 --> 01:31:13.077
+Lo repito, no sé exactamente
+lo que está pasando.
+
+01:31:13.910 --> 01:31:15.160
+¿Enseñarme qué?
+
+01:31:16.577 --> 01:31:18.243
+Ha estado mucho mejor, ¿verdad?
+
+01:31:26.910 --> 01:31:28.410
+¿Qué le ha pasado a Brenda?
+
+01:31:29.952 --> 01:31:31.410
+Nos hemos dejado a Cara.
+
+01:31:32.910 --> 01:31:34.410
+A Cassandra. A Cassandra.
+
+01:31:34.493 --> 01:31:35.952
+Katy Perry ha llamado.
+
+01:31:36.368 --> 01:31:39.827
+Ha dicho: "Quiero verlo otra vez.
+Quiero ir a Stoneford".
+
+01:31:41.243 --> 01:31:42.827
+-Oh.
+-Oh.
+
+01:31:42.910 --> 01:31:44.993
+¡Oh, no, compórtate!
+
+01:31:45.285 --> 01:31:46.618
+Rodando. Vamos allá.
+
+01:31:46.868 --> 01:31:50.327
+¡Oh! Quiero tener tus bebés, Brad.
+Ha sido maravilloso.
+
+01:31:55.827 --> 01:31:56.993
+Serás...
+
+01:31:57.077 --> 01:31:58.660
+¿Por qué estamos haciendo esto?
+
+01:31:59.618 --> 01:32:01.285
+Porque nos pagan.
+
+01:32:07.535 --> 01:32:08.743
+Lo siento mucho.
+
+01:32:12.410 --> 01:32:13.452
+Perdón.
+
+01:32:13.535 --> 01:32:16.160
+Por fin una toma falsa
+que no podréis usar.
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_2_eng.vtt b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_2_eng.vtt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..365ccbfb18c905a95ec77e77e70aaf8aa547b996
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_2_eng.vtt
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+WEBVTT
+
+42:32.583 --> 42:34.666
+But I don't need subtitles.
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_3_eng.vtt b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_3_eng.vtt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..159dcd949dc7217521b05eba104446ad0824ee20
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_3_eng.vtt
@@ -0,0 +1,5393 @@
+WEBVTT
+
+00:23.291 --> 00:27.416
+And what the case
+here clearly needs is...
+
+00:28.375 --> 00:30.666
+My daughter! He's got my daughter!
+
+00:31.166 --> 00:32.416
+Judge, you're mistaken.
+
+00:33.208 --> 00:34.541
+The only need is me.
+
+00:41.416 --> 00:44.250
+- This way!
+- No. This way.
+
+01:09.416 --> 01:10.250
+Hey!
+
+01:14.708 --> 01:15.708
+Where's her daughter?
+
+01:24.583 --> 01:27.250
+Watch out! It's gonna blow!
+
+01:35.833 --> 01:36.832
+Cut there.
+
+01:36.833 --> 01:37.916
+Reset.
+
+01:39.458 --> 01:41.291
+What are you doing?
+
+01:41.416 --> 01:42.957
+You know me.
+I never do my own stunts.
+
+01:42.958 --> 01:44.040
+Clarky boy. You're up.
+
+01:44.041 --> 01:46.125
+Well, maybe if you worked out
+once in a while, Brad.
+
+01:46.916 --> 01:48.665
+Some of the biggest stars
+do their own stunts.
+
+01:48.666 --> 01:51.875
+Not this big star, but if you wanna
+talk about it further over drinks?
+
+01:52.000 --> 01:54.874
+Mm. Can my husband
+and two small children come too?
+
+01:54.875 --> 01:57.040
+You're cute. I'll take a rain check.
+
+01:57.041 --> 01:58.750
+- Alf.
+- Brad.
+
+01:59.333 --> 02:01.125
+Wonderful work today.
+
+02:01.458 --> 02:04.999
+It's a Killing Time 7'sgonna
+be fresher than4and5.
+
+02:05.000 --> 02:06.082
+Well, thanks, buddy.
+
+02:06.083 --> 02:08.458
+But I still have concerns
+over scene 22.
+
+02:08.583 --> 02:10.624
+I think I'm coming off a little...
+unlikeable,
+
+02:10.625 --> 02:12.207
+and the woman's really underwritten.
+
+02:12.208 --> 02:14.040
+- Well, I may...
+- Not now, sugar.
+
+02:14.041 --> 02:16.083
+You know what?
+I'm gonna sort that for you.
+
+02:16.250 --> 02:17.250
+You're my man.
+
+02:19.708 --> 02:21.166
+Stand by, everyone.
+
+02:22.666 --> 02:24.124
+Good luck, Maggie.
+
+02:24.125 --> 02:25.625
+It's Martha.
+
+02:28.375 --> 02:29.583
+Who cares?
+
+02:38.375 --> 02:39.208
+Hey.
+
+02:40.208 --> 02:45.375
+I'm so sorry to ask, Mr Mac,
+but would you say it, please?
+
+02:46.375 --> 02:48.791
+The only need... is me.
+
+02:49.916 --> 02:52.040
+I'm going to miss these movies.
+
+02:52.041 --> 02:54.541
+Miss? What do you mean, miss?
+
+02:55.541 --> 02:57.624
+I don't believe it.
+They don't wanna makeKilling Time 8?
+
+02:57.625 --> 02:59.665
+Still. You had a good run.
+
+02:59.666 --> 03:01.290
+We only made seven films.
+
+03:01.291 --> 03:03.458
+Each one better than the last.
+
+03:05.333 --> 03:06.833
+You know what, forget it. Fine.
+
+03:07.000 --> 03:08.041
+What's next?
+
+03:09.083 --> 03:10.790
+Listen, Brad, I'll level with you.
+
+03:10.791 --> 03:12.499
+There is no next.
+
+03:12.500 --> 03:16.041
+Er, the bottom line is people
+don't want to hire you.
+
+03:16.958 --> 03:19.749
+What? Why?
+'Cause I'm too expensive?
+
+03:19.750 --> 03:21.665
+Er, because you're difficult.
+
+03:21.666 --> 03:24.999
+You're late on set, and you refuse
+to do your own stunts.
+
+03:25.000 --> 03:26.290
+You don't remember names.
+
+03:26.291 --> 03:27.749
+You failed your medicals.
+
+03:27.750 --> 03:29.916
+Oh, my God.
+How many times do I have to say it?
+
+03:30.125 --> 03:32.040
+It was the day after the Super Bowl.
+
+03:32.041 --> 03:34.458
+When me and the boys get together,
+stuff goes down.
+
+03:35.541 --> 03:38.333
+There's gotta be
+some kind of romcom I can do.
+
+03:38.958 --> 03:40.416
+Or a biopic.
+
+03:40.958 --> 03:44.165
+We could use this as an opportunity
+for me to really stretch.
+
+03:44.166 --> 03:47.832
+With the right makeup artist,
+I could play Barack Obama.
+
+03:47.833 --> 03:49.124
+Christ.
+
+03:49.125 --> 03:51.665
+Yeah. Probably still too young, huh?
+
+03:51.666 --> 03:53.790
+Look, there is
+one thing knocking around.
+
+03:53.791 --> 03:54.875
+What?
+
+03:56.458 --> 03:57.958
+Theatre in England.
+
+03:58.958 --> 04:00.249
+In front of a live audience?
+
+04:00.250 --> 04:01.332
+Exactly.
+
+04:01.333 --> 04:04.208
+Well, it's something
+I've always wanted to do, but...
+
+04:04.750 --> 04:07.874
+you and I both know I only ever took
+that one film acting class.
+
+04:07.875 --> 04:12.332
+I mean, I might be a natural,
+but theatre kind of scares me.
+
+04:12.333 --> 04:14.832
+- You, scared?
+- I've only ever done films.
+
+04:14.833 --> 04:18.374
+Well, it's exactly the same.
+Just louder.
+
+04:18.375 --> 04:20.332
+- Really?
+- Yeah.
+
+04:20.333 --> 04:21.916
+Are you sure that's it?
+
+04:22.625 --> 04:23.665
+Trust me.
+
+04:23.666 --> 04:25.041
+Huh.
+
+04:25.875 --> 04:26.875
+Louder.
+
+04:28.541 --> 04:30.582
+You know what? Count me in.
+
+04:30.583 --> 04:33.874
+Great. Now we are talking
+about a very traditional production,
+
+04:33.875 --> 04:35.999
+but with your name on the marquee,
+it'll sell out in seconds.
+
+04:36.000 --> 04:37.124
+Me, a sell out!
+
+04:37.125 --> 04:38.749
+You said it, kid, not me.
+
+04:38.750 --> 04:41.499
+And doesn't your daughter live
+in England?
+
+04:41.500 --> 04:44.874
+Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't get to
+see her as much any more.
+
+04:44.875 --> 04:46.832
+Well, this is a chance to reconnect.
+
+04:46.833 --> 04:50.457
+We're connected. I just don't get
+to see her as much as I want to.
+
+04:50.458 --> 04:52.499
+So. Theatre in England?
+
+04:52.500 --> 04:53.915
+Yes!
+
+04:53.916 --> 04:54.999
+You know what?
+
+04:55.000 --> 04:57.916
+We're gonna show the whole world
+what Bradley Mac can do.
+
+04:58.416 --> 05:00.625
+Because when push comes to shove...
+
+05:01.708 --> 05:03.208
+the only need is me.
+
+05:06.333 --> 05:07.708
+Oh, Jesus.
+
+05:14.833 --> 05:16.541
+- Thank you.
+- You're welcome.
+
+05:17.125 --> 05:19.041
+Would you like to have
+a look at the menu, sir?
+
+05:34.125 --> 05:35.957
+I'm sorry to disturb you,
+
+05:35.958 --> 05:40.041
+but we've been watching you
+the whole flight. My husband and I...
+
+05:43.416 --> 05:46.791
+We're just huge fans of
+theKilling Timemovies.
+
+05:47.041 --> 05:48.915
+Thank you. That's very kind.
+
+05:48.916 --> 05:50.749
+It's so inspiring to see
+
+05:50.750 --> 05:55.000
+a man of your age
+still throw themselves around.
+
+05:55.708 --> 05:58.749
+In-in all fairness,
+I like the first one
+
+05:58.750 --> 06:02.749
+much more than the last one,
+but who cares?
+
+06:02.750 --> 06:04.666
+- They're fun!
+- Yeah.
+
+06:05.500 --> 06:09.333
+What kind of woman doesn't love
+a cuddly older man?
+
+06:09.833 --> 06:13.166
+- Chocolate chip cookie?
+- No. I'm good, thanks.
+
+06:13.708 --> 06:14.708
+Have a good flight.
+
+06:20.000 --> 06:21.540
+Hello, Mr Mac.
+
+06:21.541 --> 06:22.500
+Hi.
+
+06:23.416 --> 06:25.541
+Hi again. I'm just in the limo.
+
+06:26.291 --> 06:29.416
+- Rented, but still a limo.
+- Where are you?
+
+06:29.541 --> 06:30.625
+No, I'm outside.
+
+06:31.000 --> 06:32.874
+I've got a sign. You won't miss me.
+
+06:32.875 --> 06:33.957
+Where outside?
+
+06:33.958 --> 06:35.875
+Just outside arrivals, mate.
+
+06:38.083 --> 06:40.749
+Mr Mac, I'm Nigel Brand.
+
+06:40.750 --> 06:42.499
+Here to take you to the Savoy.
+
+06:42.500 --> 06:44.250
+The Savoy again.
+
+06:46.541 --> 06:49.208
+I gotta say, I'm a huge fan.
+
+06:49.750 --> 06:51.083
+I just lovedTop Gun.
+
+06:52.125 --> 06:55.916
+Oh, heated seats as requested.
+
+06:57.083 --> 07:01.000
+Oh, and here's your natural
+volcanic water, sir.
+
+07:01.208 --> 07:02.041
+Thank you.
+
+07:13.500 --> 07:17.625
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+07:18.458 --> 07:22.333
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+07:23.125 --> 07:24.874
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+07:24.875 --> 07:27.790
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+07:27.791 --> 07:31.750
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+07:32.708 --> 07:36.750
+♪ At the parties and celebrations ♪
+
+07:37.458 --> 07:41.333
+♪ People dancing all night long ♪
+
+07:42.083 --> 07:46.624
+♪ Time for presents
+And exchanging kisses ♪
+
+07:46.625 --> 07:50.708
+♪ Time for singing Christmas songs ♪
+
+07:52.416 --> 07:56.500
+♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪
+
+07:57.208 --> 08:00.708
+♪ I'm gonna find that girl
+Underneath the mistletoe ♪
+
+08:00.833 --> 08:03.208
+♪ And kiss by candlelight ♪
+
+08:03.375 --> 08:07.208
+♪ The room is swaying
+Records playing ♪
+
+08:08.041 --> 08:11.958
+♪ All the old songs we love to hear ♪
+
+08:12.541 --> 08:17.166
+♪ Oh, I wish
+That... every day was Christmas ♪
+
+08:17.458 --> 08:21.415
+♪ What a nice way to spend the year ♪
+
+08:21.416 --> 08:22.500
+♪ Whoo, yeah ♪
+
+08:36.833 --> 08:38.833
+And on your left,
+Mr Mac, you're gonna see...
+
+08:40.041 --> 08:41.041
+Mr Mac?
+
+08:41.916 --> 08:45.916
+♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪
+
+08:46.541 --> 08:50.707
+♪ I'm gonna find that girl
+Underneath the mistletoe ♪
+
+08:50.708 --> 08:52.375
+♪ And kiss by candlelight ♪
+
+08:52.791 --> 08:54.707
+♪ Snow is falling ♪
+
+08:54.708 --> 08:56.583
+♪ All around me ♪
+
+08:57.458 --> 09:01.458
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:02.041 --> 09:03.500
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:03.958 --> 09:06.666
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+09:07.041 --> 09:10.583
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:11.708 --> 09:15.416
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:16.041 --> 09:20.416
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:28.291 --> 09:32.125
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+09:33.041 --> 09:37.041
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:37.791 --> 09:39.250
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:39.625 --> 09:41.916
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+09:42.541 --> 09:46.208
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:46.875 --> 09:51.208
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+09:51.958 --> 09:55.583
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:56.500 --> 09:57.833
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:58.125 --> 10:01.000
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+10:01.458 --> 10:05.541
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+10:05.958 --> 10:08.416
+♪ Oh, snow is falling ♪
+
+10:19.458 --> 10:22.541
+All right. Mr Mac.
+
+10:24.041 --> 10:24.875
+Mr Mac.
+
+10:25.333 --> 10:27.250
+Mr Mac, we're here.
+
+10:42.625 --> 10:44.041
+What are you talking about?
+
+10:45.625 --> 10:46.665
+Where's Big Ben?
+
+10:46.666 --> 10:48.250
+Harrods? Downton Abbey?
+
+10:48.375 --> 10:50.750
+Nah, we missed all that, sleepyhead.
+
+10:51.083 --> 10:54.541
+But welcome, Mr Mac, to the Savoy.
+
+10:56.125 --> 10:58.582
+Now there is currently
+no running water,
+
+10:58.583 --> 11:01.165
+but you don't mind
+skipping a shower day, do you?
+
+11:01.166 --> 11:02.707
+Is this some kind of a joke?
+
+11:02.708 --> 11:04.291
+Is what a joke?
+
+11:05.750 --> 11:07.291
+Where the hell's London?
+
+11:07.958 --> 11:09.916
+Well, it's three hours that way, sir.
+
+11:15.708 --> 11:18.165
+You are good, my friend.
+
+11:18.166 --> 11:20.415
+So this is some kind
+of hidden camera show.
+
+11:20.416 --> 11:21.666
+I got it from here.
+
+11:22.375 --> 11:25.541
+Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, come out
+from wherever you're hiding, dude.
+
+11:29.875 --> 11:33.165
+Yeah.
+Erm, this is your hotel, Mr Mac.
+
+11:33.166 --> 11:35.915
+All the big turns stay
+at the Savoy Guest House
+
+11:35.916 --> 11:38.583
+when they're performing
+at Stoneford's Theatre Royal.
+
+11:45.000 --> 11:46.541
+Yeah. I'll-- I'll show you.
+
+11:49.333 --> 11:50.791
+Fine. I'll play along.
+
+11:59.625 --> 12:01.333
+- Wow.
+- What the...
+
+12:05.125 --> 12:09.291
+♪ It's beginning to look
+A lot like Christmas ♪
+
+12:10.666 --> 12:11.541
+There he is!
+
+12:12.916 --> 12:14.750
+Get him! Get him!
+
+12:35.250 --> 12:37.749
+Excuse me. Hello. Um...
+
+12:37.750 --> 12:42.125
+Darling, Brad,
+here you are at last. Erm...
+
+12:42.791 --> 12:46.999
+- Welcome to Stoneford,
+- Welcome to Stoneford.
+
+12:47.000 --> 12:49.040
+He's even more gorgeous in the flesh.
+
+12:49.041 --> 12:52.500
+I'm Callum. The prince.
+Massive fan, mate.
+
+12:53.083 --> 12:55.083
+The only need is... yeah.
+
+12:55.500 --> 12:56.416
+Yeah.
+
+12:56.708 --> 12:58.665
+Not exactly sure
+what's going on here,
+
+12:58.666 --> 12:59.749
+but obviously there's been
+
+12:59.750 --> 13:02.333
+- some kind of--
+- Brenda. Fairy godmother.
+
+13:05.833 --> 13:07.375
+Izzy, Cinderella.
+
+13:09.125 --> 13:11.040
+- Fanny.
+- And Annie.
+
+13:11.041 --> 13:12.790
+- We're the ugly stepsisters.
+- We do it every Christmas.
+
+13:12.791 --> 13:14.707
+- Yeah, and on birthdays.
+- Oh, you are filthy!
+
+13:15.625 --> 13:19.541
+Bababa, Bababa. Russell.
+Baron Hardup.
+
+13:20.416 --> 13:21.708
+Hilda from box office.
+
+13:23.541 --> 13:24.875
+Jean the cleaner.
+
+13:26.208 --> 13:27.208
+Jonty on sound.
+
+13:28.291 --> 13:29.375
+Frank on lights.
+
+13:30.666 --> 13:31.875
+Neigh.
+
+13:32.250 --> 13:35.415
+Your distinguished director,
+Cassandra Collins, OBE,
+
+13:35.416 --> 13:38.291
+under me, over me.
+
+13:39.833 --> 13:42.791
+- And you are?
+- Jill, the choreographer.
+
+13:43.833 --> 13:46.749
+And I hate to be a realist,
+but we've only got a few days
+
+13:46.750 --> 13:48.290
+to get this show on the road.
+
+13:48.291 --> 13:49.999
+So if everyone's finished fawning,
+
+13:50.000 --> 13:51.625
+let's take it
+from the top of act one.
+
+13:51.791 --> 13:53.458
+You'll need these tap shoes.
+
+13:53.708 --> 13:57.916
+Er, stop. Everybody.
+Just stop for a second, please.
+
+13:58.458 --> 14:00.915
+Again, not sure
+what's happening here.
+
+14:00.916 --> 14:03.040
+But I definitely
+did not sign up for this.
+
+14:03.041 --> 14:04.708
+Sorry, for what, duck?
+
+14:04.875 --> 14:06.958
+This, whatever this is. What is this?
+
+14:07.083 --> 14:09.249
+A low-rent production ofCats?
+
+14:09.250 --> 14:11.833
+Darling. It's a pantomime.
+
+14:12.041 --> 14:13.333
+A panto-what?
+
+14:13.583 --> 14:14.957
+Cinderella!
+
+14:14.958 --> 14:17.000
+And you are our Buttons.
+
+14:17.208 --> 14:18.874
+Oh, no, I'm not!
+
+14:18.875 --> 14:20.791
+Oh, yes, you are!
+
+14:21.791 --> 14:24.500
+Is it the large padded horse
+that's throwing you off?
+
+14:25.583 --> 14:30.000
+Okay. Uh, Brenda, darling,
+why don't you show him?
+
+14:30.208 --> 14:31.333
+Show me what?
+
+14:40.166 --> 14:44.666
+Pantomime, Brad, or panto for short,
+
+14:45.125 --> 14:47.624
+is an annual British tradition.
+
+14:47.625 --> 14:49.875
+A quintessential part of Christmas.
+
+14:50.041 --> 14:52.707
+Think fairy tales, but fun!
+
+14:52.708 --> 14:57.500
+Aladdin, Cinderella,
+Dick Whittington...
+
+14:58.208 --> 14:59.208
+I beg your pardon?
+
+14:59.625 --> 15:02.957
+You've got men dressed as women.
+Women dressed as men.
+
+15:02.958 --> 15:07.625
+Horses played by people plus
+pop songs and pyrotechnics.
+
+15:09.250 --> 15:11.500
+Always a happy ending
+
+15:11.625 --> 15:16.416
+with an enormous explosion
+covering the whole auditorium.
+
+15:17.375 --> 15:20.791
+Brenda, try not to be so crude.
+There are children present.
+
+15:22.250 --> 15:26.666
+Double entendres too, Brad,
+you like those, I'm sure.
+
+15:26.791 --> 15:28.416
+Mind you,
+
+15:29.750 --> 15:31.583
+there're a lot
+to get your mouth around.
+
+15:31.833 --> 15:35.333
+Alright, my darlings, we begin.
+
+15:41.958 --> 15:43.208
+Oh, my God.
+
+15:45.916 --> 15:48.457
+♪ You look like fun to me ♪
+
+15:48.458 --> 15:52.624
+♪ You look a little like
+Somebody I know ♪
+
+15:52.625 --> 15:53.957
+Come on, sheeple!
+
+15:53.958 --> 15:59.040
+♪ How this ends because
+I'll be in your head all weekend ♪
+
+15:59.041 --> 16:01.624
+♪ Shivers and butterflies ♪
+
+16:01.625 --> 16:05.624
+♪ I get the shivers
+When I look into your eyes ♪
+
+16:05.625 --> 16:08.707
+♪ And I can tell that you're all in ♪
+
+16:08.708 --> 16:11.290
+♪ Because I can hear
+Your heart beating ♪
+
+16:11.291 --> 16:14.291
+♪ Padam, padam, padam ♪
+
+16:14.750 --> 16:16.457
+♪ I hear it and I know ♪
+
+16:16.458 --> 16:20.333
+♪ Padam, padam,
+I know you wanna take me home ♪
+
+16:20.458 --> 16:23.916
+Keep up the energy.
+Remember, people are paying for this.
+
+16:24.541 --> 16:26.916
+♪ When your heart goes padam ♪
+
+16:27.958 --> 16:30.749
+It'll all make sense
+eventually, dear.
+
+16:30.750 --> 16:34.124
+♪ I know you wanna
+Take me home, padam ♪
+
+16:34.125 --> 16:37.500
+♪ And take off all my clothes,
+Padam, padam ♪
+
+16:37.916 --> 16:41.541
+♪ When your heart goes padam ♪
+
+16:42.625 --> 16:45.166
+- Ha-ha! Yes!
+- Right. Thank you.
+
+16:45.875 --> 16:46.708
+Thank you.
+
+16:47.500 --> 16:49.916
+Thank you for wasting my time.
+
+16:50.208 --> 16:51.041
+Good luck.
+
+16:51.750 --> 16:54.041
+Never say good luck
+in the theatre, Brad.
+
+16:54.250 --> 16:55.083
+Yeah.
+
+16:55.375 --> 16:56.708
+We're cursed.
+
+16:57.500 --> 17:00.165
+Brad. What's the problem?
+
+17:00.166 --> 17:02.083
+You're kidding. What's the problem?
+
+17:02.583 --> 17:05.290
+Okay, here's the problem.
+I'm stuck here in Hookeyville
+
+17:05.291 --> 17:08.499
+somewhere north of nowhere,
+surrounded by singing sheep
+
+17:08.500 --> 17:11.707
+and ageing alcoholics.
+Okay. You are my agent.
+
+17:11.708 --> 17:14.707
+You need to get me out of here
+as quickly as possible.
+
+17:14.708 --> 17:18.249
+Oh, but Brad,
+you did read the script, right?
+
+17:18.250 --> 17:19.749
+No, not, not...
+
+17:19.750 --> 17:22.124
+And the terms of the contract?
+
+17:22.125 --> 17:23.458
+Get out of the road, you idiot.
+
+17:23.958 --> 17:26.624
+Exactly. Look, honey,
+
+17:26.625 --> 17:29.415
+I've been your agent for years,
+and the fact of the matter is,
+
+17:29.416 --> 17:30.707
+you're lazy, ungrateful,
+
+17:30.708 --> 17:33.374
+and I've had just about enough
+rider requests for one lifetime.
+
+17:33.375 --> 17:36.833
+Nobody needs a new pair of briefs
+every single day.
+
+17:38.458 --> 17:41.832
+Brad Apollo Mac,
+it gives me the greatest of pleasures
+
+17:41.833 --> 17:44.082
+to finally say, you're fired.
+
+17:44.083 --> 17:47.832
+Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
+You are fired.
+
+17:47.833 --> 17:49.665
+Too late, buster.
+You're already off the books.
+
+17:49.666 --> 17:51.415
+You're gonna hear from my lawyer.
+
+17:51.416 --> 17:53.624
+Who cares?
+Your lawyer hates you, too.
+
+17:53.625 --> 17:55.583
+Merry Christmas, Buttons.
+
+18:00.500 --> 18:03.582
+I wouldn't worry about it, mate.
+Gandalf's done it too.
+
+18:03.583 --> 18:06.999
+- He still does, in fact.
+- Sir Ian McKellen's done pantomime?
+
+18:07.000 --> 18:08.999
+Oh, yeah. All the big names.
+
+18:09.000 --> 18:13.207
+David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson,
+Barry offEastEnders.
+
+18:13.208 --> 18:15.083
+- Eh?
+- I'm dead.
+
+18:17.875 --> 18:20.583
+All right then. Here we are.
+
+18:22.833 --> 18:23.833
+Wow.
+
+18:26.541 --> 18:28.249
+I-- I don't really need a
+themed room,
+
+18:28.250 --> 18:29.291
+a regular one'll do.
+
+18:30.041 --> 18:31.625
+What you mean, themed?
+
+18:41.666 --> 18:43.249
+Hello, girls.
+
+18:43.250 --> 18:45.124
+Kieran, what are you doing here?
+
+18:45.125 --> 18:47.665
+I'm not gonna let you walk home
+in the dark on your own, am I?
+
+18:47.666 --> 18:50.499
+- So jump in the motor.
+- It's a short walk. We're fine.
+
+18:50.500 --> 18:51.624
+It's winter, Jill.
+
+18:51.625 --> 18:53.290
+There's a lot
+of naughty people knocking about.
+
+18:53.291 --> 18:54.541
+You know, like burglars.
+
+18:54.750 --> 18:56.291
+Oh, you've heard
+about that, have you?
+
+18:56.708 --> 18:58.999
+Of course, I have.
+Everyone's talking about it.
+
+18:59.000 --> 19:01.250
+Yeah, well, I hope
+you're not mixed up in any of it.
+
+19:01.625 --> 19:04.000
+Put the top up, Kieran.
+It's freezing.
+
+19:04.416 --> 19:05.415
+How's my baby?
+
+19:05.416 --> 19:07.082
+I'm 13.
+
+19:07.083 --> 19:09.290
+Well, you'll always be my baby.
+
+19:09.291 --> 19:11.124
+You're looking forward
+to spending Christmas
+
+19:11.125 --> 19:12.458
+with your old dad this year?
+
+19:12.791 --> 19:14.374
+- What?
+- It's my turn.
+
+19:14.375 --> 19:16.665
+She's got a part in the panto.
+
+19:16.666 --> 19:18.208
+We discussed this.
+
+19:18.708 --> 19:20.582
+Well, that was before I knew
+that you were both working
+
+19:20.583 --> 19:22.166
+with that, uh, Killing Timemug.
+
+19:22.416 --> 19:25.707
+So, yeah. Christmas
+with all your London cousins.
+
+19:25.708 --> 19:27.291
+You'd like that, wouldn't you, Cara?
+
+19:31.250 --> 19:32.750
+Oh, well, I'll give you a bell.
+
+19:34.250 --> 19:35.333
+Love you, baby.
+
+19:52.583 --> 19:56.000
+No, that's disgusting.
+
+19:59.250 --> 20:00.416
+Oh, crap.
+
+20:06.083 --> 20:09.041
+- Hey, Grace, how are you?
+- Oh, Brad, are you in England?
+
+20:09.166 --> 20:14.291
+Er, yeah,
+I'm at a silent shamanic retreat.
+
+20:15.166 --> 20:17.916
+Mmm.
+
+20:18.916 --> 20:20.415
+Mmm.
+
+20:20.416 --> 20:22.791
+Any plans to see
+your daughter at all?
+
+20:22.958 --> 20:25.207
+Can't really talk right now.
+Gotta stay quiet.
+
+20:25.208 --> 20:28.832
+- Convenient.
+- Emma, darling, it's Daddy.
+
+20:28.833 --> 20:32.290
+Okay, fine, Grace.
+I was supposed to do a play here.
+
+20:32.291 --> 20:33.915
+Okay? In the theatre.
+
+20:33.916 --> 20:36.499
+Exciting times.
+Who's the playwright, Brad?
+
+20:36.500 --> 20:39.249
+- Oh, Spencer, you're there too?
+- Marlow? Jonson?
+
+20:39.250 --> 20:41.416
+It's gonna be
+down in Stoneford, okay?
+
+20:42.458 --> 20:44.374
+Hey, Em. Hi, sweetheart.
+
+20:44.375 --> 20:46.875
+Hi, Dad.
+Mum says you're in England.
+
+20:47.041 --> 20:48.374
+That's right, governor.
+
+20:48.375 --> 20:49.457
+Don't do the accent.
+
+20:49.458 --> 20:51.957
+Yeah. Okay. Look,
+sweetheart, the sad thing is,
+
+20:51.958 --> 20:54.125
+I don't think I'm gonna
+be able to see you on this trip.
+
+20:54.375 --> 20:56.124
+Well, but you said that last time.
+
+20:56.125 --> 20:59.165
+- And the time before that.
+- And the time before that.
+
+20:59.166 --> 21:02.457
+I know, I know, okay?
+But this time is not my fault.
+
+21:02.458 --> 21:03.833
+I'm not gonna be here long.
+
+21:04.083 --> 21:05.374
+I've been conned.
+
+21:05.375 --> 21:06.915
+They weren't even gonna
+give me a Winnebago.
+
+21:06.916 --> 21:09.416
+But what about Christmas?
+
+21:09.541 --> 21:11.083
+Christmas.
+
+21:11.416 --> 21:13.957
+Ugh. Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
+
+21:13.958 --> 21:16.041
+I promise I'm gonna
+make it up to you, okay?
+
+21:16.625 --> 21:19.582
+Hey, you liked that Amazon gift card
+I gave you last year, right?
+
+21:19.583 --> 21:21.500
+That way you can get
+exactly what you want.
+
+21:21.625 --> 21:22.583
+Don't worry, Dad.
+
+21:22.791 --> 21:25.041
+Mum always told me
+to manage my expectations.
+
+21:25.458 --> 21:26.958
+A pretty good life lesson, actually.
+
+21:27.833 --> 21:29.165
+Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
+
+21:29.166 --> 21:32.458
+Please don't be mad at me, okay?
+I promise, I will make it up to you.
+
+21:33.083 --> 21:35.291
+But now you sleep tight,
+my little angel.
+
+21:49.833 --> 21:53.125
+Oh no, this is actually happening.
+
+22:03.000 --> 22:04.500
+Wait, Mr Mac.
+
+22:06.750 --> 22:07.915
+I gotta say, Mr Mac,
+
+22:07.916 --> 22:10.500
+I'm surprised you didn't flee
+in the middle of the night.
+
+22:13.083 --> 22:14.332
+Imagine that.
+
+22:14.333 --> 22:17.665
+Mad dash to the airport,
+straight onto a private jet.
+
+22:17.666 --> 22:20.125
+But then again, I know you
+wouldn't do that to us.
+
+22:22.916 --> 22:24.875
+That's a big bag
+for a rehearsal, innit?
+
+22:30.625 --> 22:32.833
+Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
+
+22:35.875 --> 22:36.708
+Excuse me?
+
+22:37.541 --> 22:39.416
+Sign in please, Mr Mac.
+
+22:41.166 --> 22:43.457
+It's ten past ten.
+You are late.
+
+22:43.458 --> 22:45.458
+It's fine. I won't be staying.
+
+22:46.125 --> 22:48.291
+Why is my name
+not at the top of the list?
+
+22:48.875 --> 22:51.041
+Well, it's alphabetical, Mr Mac.
+
+22:52.583 --> 22:53.416
+Huh.
+
+22:54.916 --> 22:57.125
+The name's Albert, by the way.
+
+22:58.291 --> 23:00.125
+Albert with an A.
+
+23:01.083 --> 23:02.583
+I know your game.
+
+23:07.291 --> 23:08.291
+Yeah.
+
+23:13.625 --> 23:14.625
+Pbrrr.
+
+23:18.041 --> 23:21.540
+- Ciao, Brad.
+- Yeah, I know. Hello. Goodbye.
+
+23:21.541 --> 23:22.624
+So sad.
+
+23:22.625 --> 23:24.582
+Now, I take it
+you've read the script.
+
+23:24.583 --> 23:27.790
+Sandra, if I had read this script,
+I wouldn't have gotten on the plane.
+
+23:27.791 --> 23:29.665
+You are hilarious.
+
+23:29.666 --> 23:31.374
+So we're gonna be starting
+with scene three.
+
+23:31.375 --> 23:32.707
+It's a tricky one, mind.
+
+23:32.708 --> 23:35.458
+Wonderful. Places, please, darlings.
+
+23:36.166 --> 23:39.165
+Oh, hello, Buttons. There you are.
+
+23:39.166 --> 23:41.290
+Weren't you supposed to be
+with the fairy in the dairy?
+
+23:41.291 --> 23:42.499
+The fairy in the dairy, Fanny?
+
+23:42.500 --> 23:44.707
+That's right, Annie.
+Far better than being on the hunt--
+
+23:44.708 --> 23:47.041
+Wait a second.
+Why is there plastic on the floor?
+
+23:47.541 --> 23:50.333
+And why are you wearing a wig?
+In the script it says--
+
+23:54.333 --> 23:55.750
+Son of a bitch!
+
+23:56.333 --> 23:58.291
+You should have known
+from my contract.
+
+23:58.583 --> 24:01.541
+I don't do my own stunts.
+Somebody call me a car!
+
+24:01.750 --> 24:03.790
+- You're a car.
+- You're a jerk.
+
+24:03.791 --> 24:05.915
+Don't worry, Bradders.
+It was an absolute honour
+
+24:05.916 --> 24:07.499
+to be punched in the face by you.
+
+24:07.500 --> 24:10.999
+- You can even do it harder next time.
+- Oh, yeah, Brad, she likes it hard.
+
+24:11.000 --> 24:11.915
+Ooh, Fanny.
+
+24:11.916 --> 24:15.540
+Okay, that's it. I quit.
+I'm on the red eye tonight.
+
+24:15.541 --> 24:17.415
+Have you got pink eye, darling?
+
+24:17.416 --> 24:19.624
+I've got a cream
+that's good for that.
+
+24:19.625 --> 24:21.332
+What's wrong with you people?
+
+24:21.333 --> 24:24.415
+Actually, Brad, darling,
+you, erm, you can't quit.
+
+24:24.416 --> 24:28.999
+- Excuse me?
+- Oh, yes. Cassie's right, darling.
+
+24:29.000 --> 24:32.040
+Your clever little agent
+added in a liability clause.
+
+24:32.041 --> 24:32.958
+Yep.
+
+24:33.250 --> 24:35.415
+If you fail
+to perform even just one show,
+
+24:35.416 --> 24:38.541
+you're liable to be sued for
+loss of proceeds for the entire run.
+
+24:38.791 --> 24:42.624
+Ooh, I think I might be able
+to muster the six bucks.
+
+24:42.625 --> 24:46.082
+Mm. The last time I looked,
+I think it was two million pounds.
+
+24:46.083 --> 24:47.875
+Three million, actually.
+
+24:48.500 --> 24:50.332
+You see,
+Christmas pantomimes make the money
+
+24:50.333 --> 24:52.040
+that keeps theatres open
+all year round.
+
+24:52.041 --> 24:54.665
+Without that revenue,
+a lot of theatres would be forced
+
+24:54.666 --> 24:57.041
+to close down.
+This one included.
+
+24:57.166 --> 25:00.916
+Yeah. Sorry, sorry. Yeah.
+That is £3,000,000, not dollars.
+
+25:01.625 --> 25:02.458
+Okay, darling.
+
+25:04.666 --> 25:06.208
+I'm gonna need some privacy.
+
+25:06.666 --> 25:09.375
+Oh. Please don't go, Brad.
+
+25:10.916 --> 25:14.916
+Hate you, Brad? No.
+Why would I hate you?
+
+25:15.041 --> 25:17.457
+Your NDAs alone paid
+for my new pool.
+
+25:17.458 --> 25:19.332
+Okay, good. Good.
+
+25:19.333 --> 25:22.916
+That's great. So... am I free?
+
+25:24.500 --> 25:28.250
+Well, sadly, Brad,
+the contract's pretty tight.
+
+25:28.750 --> 25:31.374
+Unless there's some kind
+of force majeure.
+
+25:31.375 --> 25:34.665
+An explosion, tsunami,
+collapse of the Western world,
+
+25:34.666 --> 25:37.375
+which, let's face it, isn't far away.
+
+25:37.958 --> 25:39.665
+You're doing this, I'm afraid.
+
+25:39.666 --> 25:42.375
+No, no, no, Sukie, please. I can't.
+
+25:43.125 --> 25:44.582
+Why is this happening to me?
+
+25:44.583 --> 25:47.375
+Well, your agent made
+a pretty solid deal.
+
+25:48.000 --> 25:48.832
+Judas.
+
+25:48.833 --> 25:50.833
+No, Julie.
+
+25:51.166 --> 25:53.916
+You really gotta get better
+at remembering people's name.
+
+25:55.000 --> 25:55.833
+Hey...
+
+25:59.041 --> 26:01.249
+What if I just walked,
+got on a plane and went home?
+
+26:01.250 --> 26:04.624
+Oh, then they will sue
+and trust me, they will win.
+
+26:04.625 --> 26:07.333
+But, hey, look on
+the bright side, Brad,
+
+26:07.500 --> 26:09.915
+this pantomime thing's
+surprisingly well paid.
+
+26:09.916 --> 26:10.833
+It is?
+
+26:11.000 --> 26:15.707
+Sure, and given
+the state of your finances,
+
+26:15.708 --> 26:17.208
+I would stay put if I were you.
+
+26:17.416 --> 26:18.957
+What about my finances?
+
+26:18.958 --> 26:20.374
+Oh, Brad, please.
+
+26:20.375 --> 26:25.915
+Five houses, one divorce,
+200k a year on tulips.
+
+26:25.916 --> 26:29.708
+- Your spending is out of control.
+- Why can't anyone get this right?
+
+26:30.208 --> 26:32.499
+It was $200,000 over two years.
+
+26:32.500 --> 26:35.665
+And they weren't tulips.
+They were orchids from Namibia.
+
+26:35.666 --> 26:39.707
+Well, Namibia it in the butt,
+pal, because the bottom line is,
+
+26:39.708 --> 26:42.875
+it's Buttons or bust.
+
+26:51.708 --> 26:52.958
+I'm screwed.
+
+26:58.708 --> 27:00.291
+Everybody's a comedian.
+
+27:02.041 --> 27:04.708
+Right then, what can I get you?
+Oh, hello, Brad.
+
+27:05.250 --> 27:07.540
+- So you work here too?
+- Course I do.
+
+27:07.541 --> 27:09.665
+Cost of living, mate,
+can never have too many jobs.
+
+27:09.666 --> 27:10.707
+You're telling me.
+
+27:10.708 --> 27:14.000
+I used to be the face of Breitling,
+Gucci, Constipate.
+
+27:14.625 --> 27:15.707
+Exactly as it sounds.
+
+27:15.708 --> 27:18.332
+Anyways, I'll have
+a sparkling kombucha,
+
+27:18.333 --> 27:20.374
+a pistachio quinoa power bowl,
+
+27:20.375 --> 27:23.165
+and a side order of organic kale,
+low-alkaline please.
+
+27:23.166 --> 27:25.291
+- Yeah, we don't have that.
+- Which part?
+
+27:25.458 --> 27:26.458
+Any of it.
+
+27:28.166 --> 27:31.291
+Fine. I'll take your average,
+run-of-the-mill sushi. Thank you.
+
+27:34.750 --> 27:35.833
+Hi, Brad.
+
+27:36.416 --> 27:38.125
+Hello, teenage girl.
+
+27:39.500 --> 27:41.957
+I'm in the pantomime. Cara.
+
+27:41.958 --> 27:44.333
+Of course, you are.
+
+27:45.000 --> 27:46.166
+For the Gram.
+
+27:46.458 --> 27:48.791
+Oh, God.
+I wish I had a gram right now.
+
+27:56.375 --> 27:59.749
+Listen, Brad, I just wanted
+to apologise for yesterday
+
+27:59.750 --> 28:01.250
+for being a bit rude.
+
+28:01.375 --> 28:03.499
+It's just we don't have
+much time to rehearse.
+
+28:03.500 --> 28:06.374
+And you being five days late
+wasn't exactly helpful.
+
+28:06.375 --> 28:09.790
+- I'm five days late?
+- Oh, like you didn't know that.
+
+28:09.791 --> 28:12.499
+Of course not.
+'Cause I'm not supposed to be here.
+
+28:12.500 --> 28:14.000
+My agent tricked me.
+
+28:14.166 --> 28:16.250
+I'm supposed to be playing
+Macbeth at the Globe.
+
+28:16.791 --> 28:21.666
+Oh, well, you'd freeze your tits off.
+That place doesn't even have a roof.
+
+28:22.666 --> 28:26.458
+Okay. This was my chance to be
+taken seriously as an actor.
+
+28:26.750 --> 28:30.957
+- And now that's not gonna happen.
+- Pantomime is serious.
+
+28:30.958 --> 28:33.541
+I'm starting to think
+you might be a little serious.
+
+28:35.083 --> 28:37.540
+You have a daughter,
+don't you, Brad? Emma.
+
+28:37.541 --> 28:39.333
+Yes. I may have Wikipedia-ed it.
+
+28:40.000 --> 28:43.582
+Can you just imagine
+her looking at you on the stage
+
+28:43.583 --> 28:46.582
+putting massive smiles
+on everyone's faces?
+
+28:46.583 --> 28:48.457
+Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
+
+28:48.458 --> 28:51.041
+Not exactly
+the world's greatest dad right now.
+
+28:51.333 --> 28:54.500
+Kids are for life, Brad,
+not just for Christmas.
+
+28:56.041 --> 28:57.832
+And think of Stoneford too.
+
+28:57.833 --> 29:00.625
+Do you honestly think
+anyone's gonna care?
+
+29:01.250 --> 29:04.791
+Er, hello. Look around.
+
+29:05.458 --> 29:08.790
+So if you're thinking of leaving us,
+Mr Mac, better do so soon
+
+29:08.791 --> 29:11.083
+'cause we'd need
+to find another Buttons.
+
+29:12.666 --> 29:15.207
+- What the hell is that?
+- Sushi.
+
+29:15.208 --> 29:16.333
+I googled it.
+
+29:20.708 --> 29:23.416
+Well, it looks like you win.
+
+29:24.458 --> 29:29.165
+I, Bradley Mac, three-time
+Razzie nominee, will be your Buttons.
+
+29:29.166 --> 29:31.290
+- Bravo!
+- Marvellous!
+
+29:31.291 --> 29:33.040
+Hey, it's dead flattering that, Brad.
+
+29:33.041 --> 29:34.457
+Welcome to the madhouse, darling.
+
+29:34.458 --> 29:36.750
+- Who wants a gin?
+- Brenda. Not now.
+
+29:37.166 --> 29:38.165
+First things first.
+
+29:38.166 --> 29:39.540
+I wanna start
+with the motivational speech
+
+29:39.541 --> 29:41.124
+between Buttons and Cinderella.
+
+29:41.125 --> 29:45.166
+Er, sorry, darling...
+Erm, motivational speech?
+
+29:45.291 --> 29:46.874
+Yeah.
+Where he tells her to stay strong
+
+29:46.875 --> 29:48.125
+in the face of adversity.
+
+29:48.458 --> 29:50.957
+I've done it a hundred times.
+- Remember?
+- Killing Time 2.
+
+29:50.958 --> 29:53.416
+- I was four when that came out.
+- Yeah, same.
+
+29:54.458 --> 29:56.790
+All I have to do
+is get my head in the character
+
+29:56.791 --> 29:59.000
+and it should be
+smooth sailing from there.
+
+29:59.250 --> 30:02.041
+Absolutely, darling,
+give us your best shot.
+
+30:05.583 --> 30:08.415
+Oh, heavens. He's gonna go
+all Method on us, Brenda.
+
+30:08.416 --> 30:09.708
+He's not the only one.
+
+30:12.041 --> 30:13.875
+Don't cry, Cinderella.
+
+30:14.875 --> 30:19.165
+Your stepmother and stepsister
+are mean because that's their nature.
+
+30:19.166 --> 30:21.041
+Things will get better.
+
+30:21.625 --> 30:23.041
+You just have to believe.
+
+30:25.833 --> 30:27.500
+And magic will happen.
+
+30:30.208 --> 30:33.790
+Can I just, er,
+stop you for a moment, Brad?
+
+30:33.791 --> 30:36.333
+Too good?
+I don't wanna show up the others.
+
+30:36.541 --> 30:38.666
+- Almost too good. Yup.
+- Ah.
+
+30:39.125 --> 30:41.500
+Now, Brad, darling,
+you are used to film
+
+30:41.916 --> 30:44.165
+where the camera can give you
+a lovely big close-up
+
+30:44.166 --> 30:45.915
+with the microphone and the edits.
+
+30:45.916 --> 30:48.374
+Hey, I'm ready
+for my close-up, Mr Mac.
+
+30:48.375 --> 30:50.207
+No one's interested
+in your muscles, Callum.
+
+30:50.208 --> 30:52.624
+- Speak for yourself, love.
+- Want a go on that?
+
+30:52.625 --> 30:54.665
+But on stage,
+it is completely different.
+
+30:54.666 --> 30:58.624
+You have to project.
+You have to go big.
+
+30:58.625 --> 30:59.541
+I know that.
+
+30:59.666 --> 31:00.500
+I know that.
+
+31:00.666 --> 31:01.666
+Louder.
+
+31:02.208 --> 31:04.708
+Louder. Okay. Big, big.
+
+31:04.916 --> 31:06.166
+Gorgeous.
+
+31:06.958 --> 31:09.958
+And... action!
+
+31:10.833 --> 31:13.582
+Don't cry, Cinderella!
+
+31:13.583 --> 31:15.999
+Your stepmother
+and stepsisters are mean to you
+
+31:16.000 --> 31:17.791
+because it's their nature!
+
+31:18.291 --> 31:20.708
+Things will get better!
+
+31:23.041 --> 31:24.125
+Something like that?
+
+31:24.458 --> 31:26.249
+Mm-hmm. Mm.
+
+31:26.250 --> 31:27.333
+We're screwed.
+
+31:33.208 --> 31:34.999
+Grace.
+How's my favourite ex-wife?
+
+31:35.000 --> 31:36.500
+Oh, what do you care?
+
+31:36.708 --> 31:40.374
+Now, listen,
+you can pick Emma up tomorrow.
+
+31:40.375 --> 31:42.874
+You should consider
+yourself very lucky.
+
+31:42.875 --> 31:44.416
+- Tomorrow?
+- Yes.
+
+31:45.041 --> 31:47.790
+And do not let her down this time.
+
+31:47.791 --> 31:50.165
+- What do you mean, this time?
+- Oh, come on, Brad.
+
+31:50.166 --> 31:51.332
+Forget the Oscars.
+
+31:51.333 --> 31:54.583
+You are literally first in line
+for Worst parent of the year award.
+
+31:55.625 --> 31:58.125
+Some parents are
+just so selfish, aren't they?
+
+31:59.166 --> 32:00.083
+What the...?
+
+32:01.833 --> 32:02.833
+- I'll be there.
+- Good.
+
+32:09.125 --> 32:11.874
+Oh, Brad, I'm so sorry, mate.
+Come here.
+
+32:11.875 --> 32:13.208
+- Don't.
+- Yeah, no, fair enough.
+
+32:13.791 --> 32:15.415
+- We've been broken into.
+- What?
+
+32:15.416 --> 32:17.166
+Yeah.
+Your suite's been ransacked.
+
+32:17.291 --> 32:19.499
+Why don't you just get me
+another room with a bigger lock?
+
+32:19.500 --> 32:22.707
+I would love to, but we,
+we are chock full of Santas
+
+32:22.708 --> 32:24.166
+and we're the only hotel in town.
+
+32:25.208 --> 32:27.124
+Well then, Mr Mac,
+
+32:27.125 --> 32:29.125
+you'd better come
+and stay at my place.
+
+32:29.916 --> 32:32.290
+Thank you, Albert.
+But I don't want to put you out.
+
+32:32.291 --> 32:34.333
+Oh, it's fine.
+
+32:34.958 --> 32:38.000
+We'll find a way to,
+uh, squeeze you in.
+
+32:40.500 --> 32:42.250
+I could bring whatever's
+left of your stuff.
+
+32:43.250 --> 32:44.125
+Thanks, Nigel.
+
+32:45.666 --> 32:47.083
+Yeah, you're welcome, mate.
+
+32:49.083 --> 32:50.166
+Stay safe.
+
+33:00.291 --> 33:03.207
+Wow.
+It was very thoughtful of you, Alby.
+
+33:03.208 --> 33:05.083
+Hey, Albert, please.
+
+33:05.666 --> 33:08.583
+Really like the electric car too.
+Very green of you.
+
+33:09.375 --> 33:10.208
+What's all this?
+
+33:11.166 --> 33:13.791
+This is my life,
+
+33:14.333 --> 33:15.833
+my whole life.
+
+33:16.583 --> 33:18.625
+Huh.
+
+33:20.416 --> 33:22.665
+Er-- er, you're upstairs.
+
+33:22.666 --> 33:24.166
+Er, first floor.
+
+33:39.583 --> 33:41.916
+- I've got a question.
+- The answer is yes.
+
+33:42.125 --> 33:46.041
+Madly in love with each other,
+but no, neither of them has a clue.
+
+33:48.625 --> 33:49.957
+- I'll get it.
+- Yeah.
+
+33:49.958 --> 33:51.041
+I'll get it.
+
+33:51.333 --> 33:54.625
+Right. Brad. Dare I say,
+we're gonna attempt to put you in.
+
+33:54.833 --> 33:56.499
+- God help us.
+- Fine. Just remember,
+
+33:56.500 --> 33:58.000
+I don't do my own stunts.
+
+33:58.500 --> 34:00.875
+You don't do your own stunts.
+Got it.
+
+34:01.708 --> 34:03.915
+Right. To save time,
+we're gonna divvy up
+
+34:03.916 --> 34:05.958
+some your lines to other people.
+
+34:08.416 --> 34:09.708
+I'm a light tenor.
+
+34:10.916 --> 34:11.916
+How about you?
+
+34:12.583 --> 34:14.291
+A little heavier, but I can sing.
+
+34:14.916 --> 34:17.249
+Jill, is this a good time
+to tell you that I can actually sing
+
+34:17.250 --> 34:18.833
+and I'm a pretty good dancer?
+
+34:19.333 --> 34:20.500
+Of course, you are.
+
+34:24.916 --> 34:25.750
+Callum.
+
+34:30.291 --> 34:35.500
+♪ It's the most
+wonderful time of the year ♪
+
+34:37.333 --> 34:41.207
+♪ With the kids jingle belling
+And everyone telling you ♪
+
+34:41.208 --> 34:43.333
+♪ Be of good cheer ♪
+
+34:43.958 --> 34:49.541
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+34:50.625 --> 34:56.291
+♪ It's the hap-happiest season
+Of all ♪
+
+34:57.666 --> 35:01.582
+♪ With those holiday greetings
+And gay happy meetings ♪
+
+35:01.583 --> 35:03.958
+♪ When friends come to call ♪
+
+35:04.791 --> 35:10.750
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+35:11.166 --> 35:15.457
+♪ There'll be parties for hosting
+Marshmallows for toasting ♪
+
+35:15.458 --> 35:18.290
+♪ And carolling out in the snow ♪
+
+35:18.291 --> 35:22.249
+♪ There'll be scary ghost stories
+And tales of the glories ♪
+
+35:22.250 --> 35:26.208
+♪ Of Christmases long, long ago ♪
+
+35:27.000 --> 35:32.125
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+35:33.875 --> 35:37.499
+♪ There'll be much mistletoeing
+And hearts will be glowing ♪
+
+35:37.500 --> 35:40.250
+♪ When loved ones are near ♪
+
+35:40.750 --> 35:43.416
+♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:44.333 --> 35:47.582
+♪ Yes, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:47.583 --> 35:51.666
+♪ Oh, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:52.375 --> 35:56.541
+♪ Of the year ♪
+
+35:57.000 --> 35:58.875
+Bravo!
+
+36:00.291 --> 36:04.082
+♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
+
+36:04.083 --> 36:07.540
+♪ Yes, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+36:07.541 --> 36:13.375
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+36:14.916 --> 36:17.874
+Ah, this is gonna be
+our best panto ever.
+
+36:17.875 --> 36:19.415
+Yeah,
+that was supposed to be my song.
+
+36:19.416 --> 36:21.249
+Oh, Russell, darling, don't worry.
+
+36:21.250 --> 36:23.791
+- You can take a lead on another one.
+- Yeah. Only if I get to pick.
+
+36:24.791 --> 36:27.457
+I'd like to do
+Engelbert Humperdinck's
+
+36:27.458 --> 36:29.625
+Lonely Is a Man Without Love.
+
+36:30.208 --> 36:33.540
+- Hmm. That'll really get them going.
+- It used to, darling.
+
+36:33.541 --> 36:37.582
+- Izzy. What's going on?
+- Oh, no. It's all right, Brad.
+
+36:37.583 --> 36:39.958
+- We don't have to do this.
+- Do what?
+
+36:40.541 --> 36:42.540
+Well, I know
+you like to date your co-stars,
+
+36:42.541 --> 36:45.875
+but seriously,
+you're old enough to be my granddad.
+
+36:46.750 --> 36:47.583
+Wow.
+
+36:49.416 --> 36:50.416
+Wow.
+
+36:51.000 --> 36:52.332
+Truth is, I was just gonna ask you
+
+36:52.333 --> 36:54.415
+what's going on
+between you and Callum.
+
+36:54.416 --> 37:00.333
+Oh, oh, sorry.
+That, erm, well, nothing, I guess.
+
+37:00.875 --> 37:02.540
+Every year we do the panto
+
+37:02.541 --> 37:05.332
+and every year
+we just sort of grow apart.
+
+37:05.333 --> 37:07.124
+Too much brawn, not enough brains.
+
+37:07.125 --> 37:09.000
+I hate those guys.
+
+37:10.125 --> 37:13.000
+Well, at least I now know
+what I need to ask Santa for.
+
+37:13.500 --> 37:14.499
+What, brains?
+
+37:14.500 --> 37:17.958
+No. Something
+to stuff your stocking with.
+
+37:18.083 --> 37:21.249
+It's double entendre.
+You're getting it.
+
+37:21.250 --> 37:24.416
+No, you're getting it from Callum.
+
+37:25.250 --> 37:26.250
+Too much?
+
+37:27.291 --> 37:28.915
+Bren, darling. What's the matter?
+
+37:28.916 --> 37:32.875
+- It's my digs. I've been broken into.
+- No, not another one.
+
+37:33.500 --> 37:36.415
+Digs is what they call
+the accommodation actors stay in.
+
+37:36.416 --> 37:38.000
+Gosh. Thanks, Gillian.
+
+37:38.291 --> 37:42.166
+- Hey, don't call me Gillian.
+- Stoneford just isn't what it was.
+
+37:42.750 --> 37:44.750
+I mean, we were a community once.
+
+37:45.375 --> 37:47.957
+Now look, blighted by petty crime.
+
+37:47.958 --> 37:50.208
+Yeah, we all know who's behind that.
+
+37:50.333 --> 37:52.915
+How else can he drive that car?
+Hey, Kieran!
+
+37:52.916 --> 37:54.833
+Leave him, Brenda, please.
+
+37:55.541 --> 37:58.249
+I don't know why you
+are sticking up for him.
+
+37:58.250 --> 37:59.166
+Jill.
+
+37:59.875 --> 38:04.540
+Jill, that ex-husband of yours is
+a bad 'un if ever there was one.
+
+38:04.541 --> 38:06.749
+Right then, who's getting this round?
+
+38:06.750 --> 38:08.457
+Are you serious?
+You work here too?
+
+38:08.458 --> 38:10.207
+Yeah, cough up, rich boy.
+
+38:10.208 --> 38:12.499
+Oh, 200 grand for orchids.
+
+38:12.500 --> 38:16.124
+It was a hundred grand a year,
+and they were from Namibia.
+
+38:16.125 --> 38:17.500
+- Oh.
+- Oh.
+
+38:18.041 --> 38:21.125
+Another round for everybody on me.
+
+38:23.666 --> 38:26.999
+Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
+
+38:27.000 --> 38:30.207
+Yeah. Not too many late night bars
+around here, are there?
+
+38:30.208 --> 38:32.166
+Around here? Nah.
+
+38:32.916 --> 38:34.583
+I do have a bottle of wine
+in the fridge though.
+
+38:36.125 --> 38:37.458
+Oh. Erm...
+
+38:39.791 --> 38:42.208
+Mind you, hey, carbs innit.
+
+38:43.041 --> 38:45.208
+Right. Gotta look after the temple.
+
+38:45.458 --> 38:46.291
+Yeah.
+
+38:50.166 --> 38:52.040
+- Here he is.
+- Oi, oi!
+
+38:52.041 --> 38:54.250
+Stoneford's action hero.
+Look at him. Look.
+
+38:54.625 --> 38:56.374
+Come on then, show us
+some of your moves, huh?
+
+38:56.375 --> 38:57.625
+The only need is me.
+
+38:57.750 --> 39:00.375
+- I don't want any trouble. Come on.
+- Course you don't. You know why?
+
+39:01.000 --> 39:03.000
+'Cause you're a little scaredy cat,
+ain't you?
+
+39:03.666 --> 39:05.374
+You couldn't even block that...
+
+39:07.541 --> 39:09.291
+No wonder you ended up in this dump.
+
+39:10.666 --> 39:14.250
+- You're a hopeless loser.
+- Go home, Kieran. Now.
+
+39:14.833 --> 39:16.041
+I'm having a laugh, Jill.
+
+39:17.666 --> 39:18.665
+Let's go, boys.
+
+39:18.666 --> 39:20.332
+Alright, Kieran, come on.
+
+39:25.916 --> 39:26.833
+Jill.
+
+39:28.750 --> 39:30.250
+I'll see you tomorrow, Brad.
+
+39:37.583 --> 39:39.165
+Never do nothing right.
+
+39:39.166 --> 39:41.208
+All you have to do
+is stand up for yourself.
+
+39:43.375 --> 39:44.250
+Huh?
+
+39:45.291 --> 39:47.333
+Hey!
+
+39:47.875 --> 39:50.333
+- Stay where you are! Stop!
+- Leg it!
+
+39:51.000 --> 39:52.291
+Somebody stop them!
+
+39:57.250 --> 39:58.458
+What's going on?
+
+40:00.791 --> 40:02.375
+He's behind you.
+
+40:03.583 --> 40:04.750
+Don't come any closer.
+
+40:09.125 --> 40:11.916
+Ah! Ah, ah, me sole!
+
+40:13.625 --> 40:16.250
+- Stay down.
+- Mate, you saved us!
+
+40:16.916 --> 40:19.166
+I got it all on video too.
+
+40:19.875 --> 40:22.499
+Well done, sir. Nice one.
+Thank you.
+
+40:22.500 --> 40:25.374
+Arms behind your back. Police.
+We've got his accomplice as well.
+
+40:25.375 --> 40:27.416
+Looks like
+the Stoneford crime spree's over.
+
+40:29.291 --> 40:31.249
+Hang on a minute, aren't you...?
+
+40:31.250 --> 40:32.250
+I am.
+
+40:33.208 --> 40:34.291
+I think I broke it.
+
+40:34.791 --> 40:37.249
+247 to base. You'll never guess
+who I've just seen.
+
+40:37.250 --> 40:38.874
+Go ahead, 247. Surprise me.
+
+40:38.875 --> 40:42.207
+Hollywood movie star, Brad Mac,
+put his trademark action moves
+
+40:42.208 --> 40:43.707
+into action last night.
+
+40:43.708 --> 40:45.790
+Not on some Hollywood studio lot,
+
+40:45.791 --> 40:49.540
+but here in the sleepy town
+of Stoneford in England.
+
+40:49.541 --> 40:51.874
+Mr Mac may not have been
+kung fu fighting,
+
+40:51.875 --> 40:55.582
+but his unusual routine is said
+to have been inspired by this:
+
+40:55.583 --> 40:57.582
+Stoneford's Theatre Royal,
+
+40:57.583 --> 41:00.957
+where in just a few days' time,
+Brad Mac takes to the stage
+
+41:00.958 --> 41:03.290
+- as Buttons inCinderella.
+- Here he is! Here he is!
+
+41:03.291 --> 41:06.625
+Oh, Mr Mac, can I ask
+exactly what happened?
+
+41:07.375 --> 41:10.707
+Well, I think I did what
+any concerned citizen would do.
+
+41:10.708 --> 41:14.999
+Er, I saw two men trying to rob,
+uh, a home, and I chased them.
+
+41:15.000 --> 41:16.415
+And apprehended them?
+
+41:16.416 --> 41:18.374
+No, the police did that.
+
+41:18.375 --> 41:20.540
+But I like to think
+that I did my part.
+
+41:20.541 --> 41:22.540
+Two men are now in custody.
+
+41:22.541 --> 41:24.124
+It turns out they were
+part of a criminal gang
+
+41:24.125 --> 41:26.624
+that have been targeting
+towns in the local area.
+
+41:26.625 --> 41:29.249
+Police are confident
+that further arrests will follow,
+
+41:29.250 --> 41:31.332
+and that the gang's
+crime spree has been put to a stop.
+
+41:31.333 --> 41:32.875
+All thanks to you, Brad Mac.
+
+41:33.583 --> 41:36.082
+- How's the panto going?
+- Oh, great. Thank you for asking.
+
+41:36.083 --> 41:39.166
+Thank you. Erm, yeah,
+strength to strength like my career.
+
+41:39.458 --> 41:41.207
+And if you'll excuse me,
+I'm gonna go spend
+
+41:41.208 --> 41:42.832
+the rest of the day
+with my daughter. Thank you.
+
+41:42.833 --> 41:43.749
+Thank you.
+
+41:43.750 --> 41:45.040
+Mr Mac?
+
+41:45.041 --> 41:46.957
+Quick, Brenda,
+why don't you tell them
+
+41:46.958 --> 41:49.665
+about your one night encounter
+with Ozzy Osborne in 1985?
+
+41:49.666 --> 41:52.125
+Oh, with pleasure.
+
+42:16.791 --> 42:19.250
+- Spencer.
+- Grace!
+
+42:20.166 --> 42:21.415
+Spider-Man's here.
+
+42:21.416 --> 42:23.540
+- Wasn't inSpider-Man.
+- No?
+
+42:23.541 --> 42:26.250
+I wouldn't know.
+I don't watch mainstream movies.
+
+42:26.500 --> 42:30.457
+I prefer Cinéma Français.
+Films with subtitles.
+
+42:30.458 --> 42:32.208
+I like French films.
+
+42:32.375 --> 42:34.375
+But I don't need
+subtitles.
+
+42:36.166 --> 42:37.166
+Move, Spencer.
+
+42:42.250 --> 42:44.082
+Dad, you finally made it!
+
+42:44.083 --> 42:47.332
+Oh, sweetheart,
+I am so happy to see you.
+
+42:47.333 --> 42:49.208
+We're gonna have
+a fabulous day, okay?
+
+42:50.208 --> 42:51.374
+When do you need her back?
+
+42:51.375 --> 42:52.791
+Oh, after lunch is fine.
+
+42:53.000 --> 42:54.666
+Well, that's not gonna give us
+a lot of time.
+
+42:55.500 --> 42:57.083
+After lunch on Monday.
+
+42:58.041 --> 42:59.541
+Three whole days!
+
+42:59.958 --> 43:00.958
+Yeah!
+
+43:02.041 --> 43:03.999
+Can Daddy talk
+with Mummy privately please?
+
+43:04.000 --> 43:05.666
+Oh, let's.
+
+43:06.250 --> 43:07.500
+We'll be right back.
+
+43:12.625 --> 43:14.290
+Okay. I can't do three days.
+
+43:14.291 --> 43:15.374
+I'm rehearsing.
+
+43:15.375 --> 43:16.290
+I'm sure you can get
+
+43:16.291 --> 43:18.332
+one of your little minions
+to sort it out.
+
+43:18.333 --> 43:21.374
+Okay, Grace. Minions are cartoons.
+Everyone knows that.
+
+43:21.375 --> 43:24.249
+No, no, no.
+Tough, tough, tough.
+
+43:24.250 --> 43:28.290
+We are going to Paris
+because, newsflash: we are exhausted.
+
+43:28.291 --> 43:30.665
+Yeah.
+I only get a bonus four times a year.
+
+43:30.666 --> 43:34.499
+Okay. Newsflash: Spencer,
+your bonus is $25,000 a month
+
+43:34.500 --> 43:37.707
+I pay her in alimony.
+Grace, you cannot spring this on me.
+
+43:37.708 --> 43:40.916
+You haven't seen her
+twice in the last two years.
+
+43:41.666 --> 43:43.582
+This is finally your chance.
+
+43:43.583 --> 43:47.041
+- I'm working.
+- You're always working.
+
+43:47.583 --> 43:48.916
+You're a big boy.
+
+43:49.166 --> 43:50.333
+Figure it out.
+
+44:06.875 --> 44:09.750
+Well, kiddo, looks like it's
+you and me for three whole days.
+
+44:11.291 --> 44:13.874
+- Where are we going?
+- To the North, me little mucker.
+
+44:13.875 --> 44:15.583
+- Dad!
+- I know.
+
+44:16.041 --> 44:16.875
+Come on.
+
+44:32.500 --> 44:33.832
+So this is it.
+
+44:33.833 --> 44:36.125
+Stoneford Theatre Royal.
+
+44:37.416 --> 44:38.707
+You're in a pantomime?
+
+44:38.708 --> 44:40.541
+Yeah. Sorry.
+
+44:41.416 --> 44:43.665
+What do you mean, sorry?
+I love panto.
+
+44:43.666 --> 44:44.750
+You do?
+
+44:45.916 --> 44:49.166
+But why are you so young?
+Is it set in the past?
+
+44:49.750 --> 44:50.750
+How dare you!
+
+44:51.125 --> 44:52.458
+Ah!
+
+44:52.833 --> 44:55.083
+I wanna introduce you
+to a man named Albert. Come on.
+
+44:57.000 --> 44:59.416
+Oh, hello, Emma.
+
+44:59.791 --> 45:01.416
+My name's Albert.
+
+45:01.791 --> 45:04.625
+Yeah, well, come on in, love.
+Make yourself at home.
+
+45:05.833 --> 45:06.750
+Thank you.
+
+45:38.666 --> 45:39.500
+Wow.
+
+45:39.833 --> 45:41.333
+Talk about a hint of colour.
+
+45:42.708 --> 45:43.791
+I like it.
+
+45:45.875 --> 45:46.750
+Yeah,
+
+45:48.250 --> 45:49.958
+we should probably close it up.
+
+46:17.333 --> 46:20.041
+Don't worry, sweetheart.
+Happens wherever I go.
+
+46:22.500 --> 46:24.250
+Dad? It's December.
+
+46:24.875 --> 46:25.875
+You're right.
+
+46:31.000 --> 46:31.916
+Thank you.
+
+46:32.916 --> 46:35.500
+It's that awful man
+from those dreadful films.
+
+46:36.791 --> 46:39.332
+- Brad. Hi.
+- Gillian.
+
+46:39.333 --> 46:42.040
+- Jill!
+- Big fan of your work.
+
+46:42.041 --> 46:44.915
+Oh, thank you very much.
+This is my daughter Emma.
+
+46:44.916 --> 46:47.540
+This is my daughter Cara
+and her friend Bella.
+
+46:47.541 --> 46:48.957
+- Hiya.
+- Hi.
+
+46:48.958 --> 46:50.790
+Do you wanna go
+and grab hot chocolates?
+
+46:50.791 --> 46:53.332
+- Yeah, sure. Dad?
+- Yeah, of course.
+
+46:53.333 --> 46:54.875
+- I'll catch up.
+- Great. Let's go.
+
+46:55.833 --> 46:57.249
+Jill. Can I have a word?
+
+46:57.250 --> 47:00.165
+So Emma's here all weekend, right?
+But we're rehearsing.
+
+47:00.166 --> 47:03.291
+And I'm really scared
+she's just gonna be so bored.
+
+47:03.791 --> 47:06.083
+Don't worry.
+Cara can look out for her.
+
+47:06.333 --> 47:08.040
+- Really?
+- Yeah.
+
+47:08.041 --> 47:09.957
+She can hang out
+with all the kids backstage
+
+47:09.958 --> 47:13.208
+and then we'll get her on the stage
+for that big ballroom scene.
+
+47:13.708 --> 47:17.041
+Oh, my God. That sounds fantastic.
+You are a lifesaver.
+
+47:17.500 --> 47:18.333
+Whoa.
+
+47:21.125 --> 47:23.499
+Actually, Brad,
+I have a favour to ask you.
+
+47:23.500 --> 47:24.832
+- Yeah?
+- Yeah.
+
+47:24.833 --> 47:27.125
+On Monday,
+the school's holding an event.
+
+47:27.666 --> 47:29.332
+The choir will be singing carols.
+
+47:29.333 --> 47:32.291
+- There's a tombola.
+- Is that like Ebola?
+
+47:32.500 --> 47:34.666
+Not quite. One's an African disease.
+
+47:34.916 --> 47:37.999
+Erm, then there'll be
+a prize-giving, like, fun things,
+
+47:38.000 --> 47:39.707
+like Best Christmas jumper.
+
+47:39.708 --> 47:40.708
+What?
+
+47:41.791 --> 47:43.750
+Oh, no, jumper means sweater.
+
+47:44.291 --> 47:45.458
+Oh, thank God.
+
+47:45.958 --> 47:48.833
+Little dark for Christmas, right?
+Aha. Splat.
+
+47:49.291 --> 47:53.000
+So we were hoping someone real famous
+might wanna hand out the prizes.
+
+47:53.500 --> 47:55.375
+Yeah, I'll do it. What's the fee?
+
+47:55.875 --> 47:57.875
+Er, cup of tea and a bourbon.
+
+47:58.000 --> 48:01.124
+Huh. You're cute.
+I don't drink when I work.
+
+48:01.125 --> 48:04.040
+Hot nuts. Come and get your hot nuts!
+
+48:04.041 --> 48:07.916
+- Nigel. Don't you sleep?
+- Of course not, mate. On the house.
+
+48:08.250 --> 48:10.040
+- Thank you.
+- Hot nuts.
+
+48:10.041 --> 48:12.416
+Warm your hands on me hot nuts.
+
+48:15.791 --> 48:19.832
+One and two and three
+and four and five.
+
+48:19.833 --> 48:21.082
+- Ah.
+- Okay. Stop.
+
+48:21.083 --> 48:24.832
+Stop. I want Prince Charming,
+but it's a bit Prince Alarming.
+
+48:24.833 --> 48:28.832
+Sorry, Izzy. Got two left feet.
+Toned feet, but...
+
+48:28.833 --> 48:30.665
+No, it's me. Really.
+
+48:30.666 --> 48:32.083
+Callum, do you mind?
+
+48:33.125 --> 48:34.375
+Jill, may I?
+
+48:36.458 --> 48:39.791
+- From the top.
+- Right. Okay. Watch and learn.
+
+49:11.416 --> 49:12.416
+Oh.
+
+49:43.625 --> 49:45.165
+Bravo, Jill!
+
+49:45.166 --> 49:47.707
+Brenda, please.
+I wasn't even warmed up.
+
+49:47.708 --> 49:50.416
+All right, my darlings.
+Back to the top.
+
+49:57.250 --> 50:00.125
+♪ Keep the snow and sleigh rides ♪
+
+50:00.583 --> 50:02.083
+Come on, let's go!
+
+50:03.708 --> 50:06.708
+♪ Keep the gifts beneath the tree ♪
+
+50:08.083 --> 50:10.333
+Oh, this is the best casting!
+
+50:11.500 --> 50:13.000
+Come on, hurry up!
+
+50:13.166 --> 50:14.750
+- Jill.
+- Thanks, Richard.
+
+50:18.916 --> 50:21.708
+Yeah, come on! Let's go!
+
+50:24.125 --> 50:26.916
+♪ 'Cause all I ever wanted ♪
+
+50:27.250 --> 50:29.415
+♪ Was nothing I got ♪
+
+50:29.416 --> 50:35.458
+♪ And Santa, can't you hear me? ♪
+
+50:36.333 --> 50:40.207
+♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
+
+50:40.208 --> 50:45.000
+♪ I don't need a thing ♪
+
+50:45.250 --> 50:48.124
+♪ I sent a letter to you ♪
+
+50:48.125 --> 50:53.207
+♪ On how to make my dreams come true,
+Yeah, yeah ♪
+
+50:53.208 --> 50:57.915
+♪ What I want for Christmas ♪
+
+50:57.916 --> 51:01.249
+♪ Hasn't come and I've been so blue ♪
+
+51:01.250 --> 51:06.000
+♪ Tell me, what can I do? Oh, yeah ♪
+
+51:06.250 --> 51:11.374
+♪ Keep the mistletoe ♪
+
+51:11.375 --> 51:15.207
+♪ Unless below is what I need ♪
+
+51:15.208 --> 51:17.165
+♪ What I need ♪
+
+51:17.166 --> 51:24.916
+♪ Santa, can't you hear me? ♪
+
+51:26.500 --> 51:28.041
+Yes!
+
+51:33.666 --> 51:34.833
+You was amazing today.
+
+51:35.125 --> 51:36.125
+You were too.
+
+51:36.833 --> 51:39.375
+Can I buy you a drink?
+
+51:40.541 --> 51:41.375
+Sure.
+
+51:43.041 --> 51:43.875
+Great.
+
+51:57.666 --> 51:58.791
+Good morning, Albert.
+
+51:59.666 --> 52:01.041
+Yeah. Morning, Brad.
+
+52:01.416 --> 52:03.166
+How's young Emma doing?
+
+52:04.250 --> 52:07.249
+She's good, thank you. I think
+she's really enjoying herself.
+
+52:07.250 --> 52:09.375
+- Ah.
+- She'll be down in a minute.
+
+52:09.541 --> 52:12.166
+- May I?
+- Yeah, of course. Yes, of course.
+
+52:14.666 --> 52:15.500
+Wow.
+
+52:21.666 --> 52:24.166
+- Albert, can I ask you a question?
+- Yeah.
+
+52:25.000 --> 52:27.165
+When did she pass?
+
+52:27.166 --> 52:29.416
+Your wife?
+Emma and I saw the dresses upstairs.
+
+52:30.833 --> 52:34.750
+My husband passed nine years ago.
+
+52:35.791 --> 52:39.583
+New Year's Eve, in fact. On stage.
+
+52:41.541 --> 52:44.416
+Malcolm and I were pantomime dames.
+
+52:44.875 --> 52:46.458
+Rivals at first.
+
+52:47.583 --> 52:50.958
+But, er, 1979...
+
+52:51.708 --> 52:54.125
+we got asked to work together.
+
+52:54.708 --> 52:57.791
+Cinderella, Oldham Coliseum.
+
+52:58.666 --> 53:01.083
+He was a cocky little thing.
+
+53:01.541 --> 53:03.583
+I suppose that's why I liked him.
+
+53:04.333 --> 53:06.625
+Cheeky, like you.
+
+53:07.583 --> 53:09.458
+We toured every year.
+
+53:10.500 --> 53:12.375
+Made all our own frocks.
+
+53:15.000 --> 53:16.333
+Birmingham.
+
+53:16.750 --> 53:17.915
+Newcastle.
+
+53:17.916 --> 53:19.166
+Hull.
+
+53:19.791 --> 53:20.958
+Nottingham.
+
+53:22.250 --> 53:24.540
+Until 1992.
+
+53:24.541 --> 53:26.458
+What made you stay in Stoneford?
+
+53:27.291 --> 53:31.415
+Oh, we were so damn popular,
+they put us in every year.
+
+53:31.416 --> 53:35.291
+Most pantomimes have
+one dame, you see?
+
+53:35.625 --> 53:38.875
+But here, there were always two.
+
+53:40.000 --> 53:44.790
+And people in the town,
+oh, God, they loved us.
+
+53:44.791 --> 53:46.915
+We couldn't go anywhere.
+
+53:46.916 --> 53:49.582
+Year round, autographs.
+
+53:49.583 --> 53:51.750
+Then selfies.
+
+53:52.291 --> 53:55.541
+The Stoneford Christmas lights.
+
+53:57.291 --> 53:59.000
+Until that Christmas.
+
+54:06.541 --> 54:08.291
+Last show of the year.
+
+54:09.250 --> 54:10.666
+Poor Malcolm.
+
+54:11.708 --> 54:13.666
+As the final curtain fell,
+
+54:14.333 --> 54:17.041
+he was out like a light himself.
+
+54:19.875 --> 54:21.916
+I never went on stage again.
+
+54:24.375 --> 54:26.041
+Albert, I'm so sorry.
+
+54:30.416 --> 54:33.708
+Why do you work the stage door?
+You don't need the money.
+
+54:34.375 --> 54:37.291
+Theatre's not about money, lad.
+
+54:38.291 --> 54:42.250
+Theatre's about love,
+passion, people.
+
+54:45.291 --> 54:47.500
+I devoted my whole life to it,
+
+54:49.375 --> 54:54.416
+and I haven't regretted it
+for one single moment.
+
+54:57.208 --> 54:59.082
+Come on, Dad.
+Let's get you to rehearsals.
+
+54:59.083 --> 55:00.250
+Good morning, Albert.
+
+55:00.750 --> 55:02.833
+Good morning, my dear.
+
+55:03.375 --> 55:04.625
+Thank you, Albert.
+
+55:08.083 --> 55:09.000
+Thank you.
+
+55:09.166 --> 55:10.083
+Take care.
+
+55:18.250 --> 55:20.333
+You are a complete
+waste of space, Buttons.
+
+55:20.458 --> 55:22.290
+I have no idea why we pay you.
+
+55:22.291 --> 55:24.040
+But you don't pay me, Baron Hardup.
+
+55:24.041 --> 55:25.415
+That's because I am hard up.
+
+55:25.416 --> 55:26.875
+Oh, matron.
+
+55:27.125 --> 55:30.207
+Yeah. Why do you need money
+anyway, Buttons?
+
+55:30.208 --> 55:34.333
+Yeah, that's right.
+We all thought: The only need is me!
+
+55:34.583 --> 55:35.499
+What?
+
+55:35.500 --> 55:37.583
+Why else would you be
+killing time in panto land?
+
+55:37.708 --> 55:39.749
+Yeah, we're not
+in Hollywood now, are we, Buttons?
+
+55:39.750 --> 55:42.166
+Yeah, that's right.
+Has anyone seen your career?
+
+55:42.291 --> 55:43.999
+It's behind you.
+
+55:44.000 --> 55:45.582
+Why are you saying that? Stop it.
+
+55:45.583 --> 55:48.040
+Oh, no, darling.
+It's just topical jokes.
+
+55:48.041 --> 55:50.165
+It's the same
+with the star turn in every panto.
+
+55:50.166 --> 55:51.665
+Just a little light ribbing, dear.
+
+55:51.666 --> 55:54.207
+Well, I'm proud of those films,
+okay? So you can take that out now.
+
+55:54.208 --> 55:55.707
+What are you gonna do? Quit?
+
+55:55.708 --> 55:57.666
+I don't think so, ducky.
+
+55:58.666 --> 56:00.749
+Oh, that's right.
+Swan off to your agent.
+
+56:00.750 --> 56:03.500
+What agent?
+
+56:03.750 --> 56:04.666
+Oh, he's gone.
+
+56:08.500 --> 56:10.874
+Oh, Mr Mac. Mr Mac?
+
+56:10.875 --> 56:12.958
+- Sign out, Mr Mac.
+- Wait!
+
+56:14.125 --> 56:16.291
+Miss Mac. Er... Miss Mac! Uh...
+
+56:25.166 --> 56:26.000
+Dad.
+
+56:27.125 --> 56:29.457
+Emma, please just go back inside.
+Okay?
+
+56:29.458 --> 56:32.166
+No. I'm starting to think
+that Mum was right about you.
+
+56:32.625 --> 56:34.207
+All you care about is yourself.
+
+56:34.208 --> 56:35.332
+What?
+
+56:35.333 --> 56:36.833
+She says you keep trying to run away.
+
+56:37.791 --> 56:40.415
+I didn't really understand until now.
+
+56:40.416 --> 56:42.874
+That's not true, okay?
+And it's not fair.
+
+56:42.875 --> 56:44.458
+Come back in, okay?
+
+56:45.041 --> 56:47.375
+For me, please.
+
+57:02.625 --> 57:03.458
+Hey.
+
+57:05.458 --> 57:06.291
+Ah.
+
+57:08.291 --> 57:10.750
+I really want to thank you
+for making me come back inside.
+
+57:11.708 --> 57:14.958
+You know,
+I wanna do this play because of you
+
+57:15.416 --> 57:17.165
+and I think I really had fun.
+
+57:17.166 --> 57:18.666
+You were really good, Dad.
+
+57:18.875 --> 57:19.875
+Thank you.
+
+57:20.166 --> 57:22.458
+Salted caramel surprise?
+
+57:22.666 --> 57:24.124
+What's the surprise?
+
+57:24.125 --> 57:26.582
+Erm, soft in the centre.
+
+57:26.583 --> 57:27.958
+Ha ha ha.
+
+57:29.208 --> 57:32.290
+Maybe they could go a little easier
+on me with the jokes about my career.
+
+57:32.291 --> 57:33.708
+They were really funny.
+
+57:35.666 --> 57:38.624
+I might be
+being oversensitive about this,
+
+57:38.625 --> 57:41.374
+but I just don't think
+that I'm ready to start joking
+
+57:41.375 --> 57:43.540
+about the career I'm about to lose.
+
+57:43.541 --> 57:44.916
+What are you talking about, Brad?
+
+57:45.458 --> 57:47.958
+The jokes only work
+because you are a star.
+
+57:48.791 --> 57:49.957
+It's a thing we do in England.
+
+57:49.958 --> 57:51.625
+It's called taking the piss.
+
+57:52.291 --> 57:55.165
+Now come on, it's time
+for the school prize-giving.
+
+57:55.166 --> 57:57.791
+Not quite the Oscars,
+but we should get going.
+
+57:58.083 --> 57:58.916
+You ready?
+
+58:01.000 --> 58:04.040
+♪ Deck the halls
+With boughs of holly ♪
+
+58:04.041 --> 58:06.958
+♪ Fa la la la la la, la la la ♪
+
+58:21.458 --> 58:24.666
+Mr Mac, this is an honour.
+
+58:24.833 --> 58:26.790
+Martin. The head.
+
+58:26.791 --> 58:27.707
+Pleasure.
+
+58:27.708 --> 58:29.040
+- Mulled wine.
+- Actually--
+
+58:29.041 --> 58:31.083
+It's a British tradition, Mr Mac.
+
+58:31.541 --> 58:34.166
+Well, German. But still.
+
+58:34.708 --> 58:36.582
+Hey, Cara.
+Why don't you show Emma around.
+
+58:36.583 --> 58:37.500
+Thank you.
+
+58:39.333 --> 58:40.541
+Gonna earn my keep.
+
+58:41.416 --> 58:42.250
+Good luck.
+
+58:43.125 --> 58:45.666
+Hello, Stoneford!
+
+58:48.083 --> 58:51.874
+Today I'd like to welcome
+Hollywood actor Brad Mac...
+
+58:51.875 --> 58:54.040
+...who is here
+
+58:54.041 --> 58:55.874
+to present our Christmas awards.
+
+58:58.666 --> 59:00.207
+Now, it's so important
+
+59:00.208 --> 59:03.708
+that children be inspired
+by the theatre.
+
+59:04.333 --> 59:07.457
+That's why our students take
+their annual trip to London
+
+59:07.458 --> 59:11.500
+to see the best theatre
+this country has to offer.
+
+59:12.208 --> 59:15.333
+Macbethat Shakespeare's Globe.
+
+59:16.041 --> 59:16.916
+Emma.
+
+59:18.708 --> 59:21.915
+Still, if you're looking
+for something a little more fun
+
+59:21.916 --> 59:24.249
+this Christmas,
+be sure to catch Mr Mac
+
+59:24.250 --> 59:27.040
+in Stoneford's Christmas pantomime.
+
+59:29.125 --> 59:31.708
+Now, shall we get
+the prize-giving underway?
+
+59:34.583 --> 59:37.790
+Let's get things started
+with this year's highly coveted prize
+
+59:37.791 --> 59:39.374
+for most improved attendance.
+
+59:39.375 --> 59:41.582
+- And the winner is...
+- Where's my daughter?
+
+59:41.583 --> 59:42.583
+Grace?
+
+59:43.583 --> 59:45.457
+Emma's around here somewhere.
+
+59:45.458 --> 59:47.125
+- Jill.
+- Who? Who's Jill?
+
+59:47.291 --> 59:48.957
+Because she was meant
+to be home at 12 o'clock
+
+59:48.958 --> 59:51.165
+and your phone is off
+and it's half past three.
+
+59:51.166 --> 59:52.999
+- I was rehearsing.
+- Because the hotel said you'd left
+
+59:53.000 --> 59:54.457
+and I can't get a hold of your agent
+
+59:54.458 --> 59:56.249
+because it turns out
+you don't have an agent any more.
+
+59:56.250 --> 59:59.207
+- Mum.
+- Oh, darling. Oh, sweetheart.
+
+59:59.208 --> 01:00:01.458
+Oh, okay.
+
+01:00:01.750 --> 01:00:03.249
+Sweetheart,
+we're gonna go to London now.
+
+01:00:03.250 --> 01:00:04.583
+Grace, please don't do this.
+
+01:00:05.083 --> 01:00:06.915
+We're having
+such a good time, right, Em?
+
+01:00:06.916 --> 01:00:10.207
+- I'm going to be in the pantomime.
+- No, no, no, no.
+
+01:00:10.208 --> 01:00:11.874
+That's not
+something to be proud of, Em.
+
+01:00:11.875 --> 01:00:14.040
+What is it we say about pantomimes,
+Spencer? What's the...
+
+01:00:14.041 --> 01:00:15.582
+Lowest common
+denominator entertainment.
+
+01:00:15.583 --> 01:00:17.332
+Well, that's not true.
+They're hugely popular.
+
+01:00:17.333 --> 01:00:19.332
+That's good you're popular somewhere,
+eh, Brad?
+
+01:00:19.333 --> 01:00:20.874
+Come on, let's go.
+
+01:00:20.875 --> 01:00:22.249
+I don't want to.
+
+01:00:22.250 --> 01:00:23.375
+I'm sorry?
+
+01:00:24.416 --> 01:00:25.583
+I want to stay with Dad.
+
+01:00:26.541 --> 01:00:28.708
+Your father abandoned you, Emma.
+
+01:00:29.125 --> 01:00:32.207
+So he could stay in Hollywood
+and make sequel after sequel,
+
+01:00:32.208 --> 01:00:34.833
+and buy orchid after orchid.
+
+01:00:36.250 --> 01:00:37.332
+He promised.
+
+01:00:37.333 --> 01:00:40.083
+But your father makes
+a lot of promises, Emma.
+
+01:00:41.166 --> 01:00:43.750
+Promises he always breaks.
+
+01:00:44.875 --> 01:00:49.166
+So, no,
+you will not be in the pantomime.
+
+01:00:49.666 --> 01:00:52.125
+He probably won't even make it
+to opening night, will you?
+
+01:00:52.875 --> 01:00:53.957
+So, come on, let's go.
+
+01:00:53.958 --> 01:00:55.832
+Grace, please just stop.
+
+01:00:55.833 --> 01:00:57.499
+This is not fair.
+
+01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.332
+We both agreed Emma would stay
+with you because you told me
+
+01:01:00.333 --> 01:01:02.125
+that's what was best for her,
+
+01:01:02.416 --> 01:01:04.915
+and now I'm just starting to think
+that that's what's best for you.
+
+01:01:04.916 --> 01:01:08.040
+I get it. I've been a bad dad. Okay?
+
+01:01:08.041 --> 01:01:13.458
+Thoughtless, selfish.
+Emma, I promise that stops now.
+
+01:01:14.375 --> 01:01:16.375
+I will never run away from you again.
+
+01:01:18.458 --> 01:01:20.375
+Most improved attendance.
+
+01:01:22.041 --> 01:01:22.875
+It's ironic.
+
+01:01:29.958 --> 01:01:30.958
+Mr Mac.
+
+01:01:35.125 --> 01:01:38.791
+- Rachel McDonald.
+- She's not here.
+
+01:01:39.083 --> 01:01:40.000
+Not again.
+
+01:01:58.708 --> 01:01:59.791
+How are you?
+
+01:02:02.458 --> 01:02:03.375
+Read that.
+
+01:02:06.125 --> 01:02:09.624
+'From Hero to Zero.
+Washed-up B-list movie star
+
+01:02:09.625 --> 01:02:11.958
+ends career with not a bang,
+but a whimper.'
+
+01:02:13.708 --> 01:02:15.125
+Where did this come from?
+
+01:02:15.583 --> 01:02:19.415
+My ex-agent didn't like
+the good press that I was getting,
+
+01:02:19.416 --> 01:02:22.416
+so she gave them
+an alternative narrative.
+
+01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:29.041
+I was hoping that coming here
+would change my life and boy has it,
+
+01:02:29.208 --> 01:02:30.458
+it has made it worse.
+
+01:02:31.583 --> 01:02:33.999
+Come on, cheer up.
+
+01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.625
+Things will get better.
+
+01:02:35.875 --> 01:02:39.332
+No, not for me. Not here. I'm done.
+
+01:02:39.333 --> 01:02:41.750
+I'm going home.
+I don't care what it costs.
+
+01:02:43.083 --> 01:02:44.250
+And what about us?
+
+01:02:45.208 --> 01:02:48.458
+This is our life here, Brad.
+This is who we are.
+
+01:02:49.291 --> 01:02:51.207
+If you run away
+and leave us in the lurch,
+
+01:02:51.208 --> 01:02:53.040
+we are the ones
+who end up paying the price.
+
+01:02:53.041 --> 01:02:55.041
+I'm being humiliated, Jill.
+
+01:02:57.750 --> 01:03:00.708
+But look at Albert on stage door
+putting you up for nowt.
+
+01:03:01.291 --> 01:03:05.000
+Cassandra, holding your hand
+through every step of the process.
+
+01:03:05.375 --> 01:03:08.458
+And then me. Muggins...
+
+01:03:08.625 --> 01:03:10.041
+Along for the ride.
+
+01:03:12.875 --> 01:03:13.958
+Okay. Forget it.
+
+01:03:14.916 --> 01:03:16.583
+Because it's all about you, Brad.
+
+01:03:17.083 --> 01:03:18.791
+'Cause that's how it's always been.
+
+01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:20.750
+Your wife's right.
+
+01:03:21.208 --> 01:03:22.208
+Ex-wife.
+
+01:03:22.500 --> 01:03:24.250
+Yeah. I'm not surprised.
+
+01:03:30.458 --> 01:03:32.541
+Bar person, one more for the road.
+
+01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:40.208
+Oh, where's Nigel?
+
+01:03:40.583 --> 01:03:41.749
+It's his day off.
+
+01:03:41.750 --> 01:03:42.666
+Oh.
+
+01:03:43.250 --> 01:03:46.082
+Only joking.
+
+01:03:46.083 --> 01:03:47.875
+As if I'd get a day off.
+
+01:03:49.583 --> 01:03:52.375
+Anyway, mate,
+you wanna take it easy, yeah?
+
+01:03:52.583 --> 01:03:54.624
+You gotta turn on
+the Christmas lights.
+
+01:03:54.625 --> 01:03:56.375
+What do you think I'm dressed for?
+
+01:04:08.125 --> 01:04:09.000
+Hello.
+
+01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:11.000
+Ich bin...
+
+01:04:11.458 --> 01:04:12.458
+German.
+
+01:04:13.250 --> 01:04:14.250
+Jesus.
+
+01:04:15.791 --> 01:04:18.290
+Brenda, you're a connoisseur
+of fine liquid entertainment.
+
+01:04:18.291 --> 01:04:22.875
+The biggest turnout we've had
+for a Christmas light switch on ever.
+
+01:04:24.416 --> 01:04:25.832
+I think you might have had enough.
+
+01:04:25.833 --> 01:04:29.125
+Welcome to the stage
+the mayor of Stoneford!
+
+01:04:29.708 --> 01:04:31.165
+It worked for Burton.
+
+01:04:31.166 --> 01:04:35.833
+So let's give the cast
+ofCinderellaa huge Stoneford wel--
+
+01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:37.708
+Thank you, Mr Mayor.
+
+01:04:39.041 --> 01:04:40.249
+Hello, Stoneford.
+
+01:04:40.250 --> 01:04:43.125
+Oi, Buttons!
+Gonna have another meltdown?
+
+01:04:43.708 --> 01:04:46.041
+- Shut up, you loser.
+- Ooh.
+
+01:04:46.166 --> 01:04:48.082
+I'm Bradley Mac-- Ow!
+
+01:04:56.333 --> 01:04:58.332
+So that's how it is now.
+
+01:04:58.333 --> 01:05:00.833
+I'm just a joke to you all.
+
+01:05:00.958 --> 01:05:02.291
+Spiderman's here.
+
+01:05:02.833 --> 01:05:03.666
+Okay.
+
+01:05:06.791 --> 01:05:09.957
+- How's this for laughs?
+- Whoa!
+
+01:05:09.958 --> 01:05:11.291
+I can be funny.
+
+01:05:12.083 --> 01:05:13.499
+Son of a bitch!
+
+01:05:13.500 --> 01:05:15.041
+I can be the clown.
+
+01:05:15.166 --> 01:05:16.000
+You're fired.
+
+01:05:17.125 --> 01:05:20.915
+It seems like the only thing
+I can't be is... a good actor.
+
+01:05:20.916 --> 01:05:22.875
+- Something like that?
+- We're screwed.
+
+01:05:23.291 --> 01:05:24.832
+Good father.
+
+01:05:24.833 --> 01:05:28.333
+You are literally first in line
+for worst parent of the year award.
+
+01:05:28.916 --> 01:05:30.915
+Even a good person.
+
+01:05:30.916 --> 01:05:31.874
+But he promised.
+
+01:05:31.875 --> 01:05:34.875
+But your father makes
+a lot of promises, Emma.
+
+01:05:35.125 --> 01:05:37.208
+Promises he always breaks.
+
+01:05:38.458 --> 01:05:41.957
+- Anyone seen your career?
+- It's behind you.
+
+01:05:41.958 --> 01:05:44.958
+What are you looking at?
+What are you looking at?!
+
+01:05:49.416 --> 01:05:52.541
+You want a villain?
+I'll be your villain.
+
+01:05:53.166 --> 01:05:54.166
+Yeah.
+
+01:05:55.625 --> 01:05:56.708
+Here's this.
+
+01:05:59.541 --> 01:06:00.875
+Merry Christmas.
+
+01:06:07.958 --> 01:06:09.207
+Aargh!
+
+01:06:21.291 --> 01:06:23.833
+Mr Mac. You are under arrest.
+
+01:06:24.333 --> 01:06:27.375
+And before you ask, yep,
+community police officer.
+
+01:06:28.333 --> 01:06:29.875
+Help me up.
+
+01:06:30.166 --> 01:06:31.875
+Yeah.
+
+01:06:32.666 --> 01:06:33.750
+Mr Mac.
+
+01:06:35.583 --> 01:06:37.500
+I'm up. I'm up.
+
+01:06:40.791 --> 01:06:42.833
+I need to talk to my lawyer.
+
+01:06:43.041 --> 01:06:45.624
+They've been contacted. And they want
+you to know they're on the way.
+
+01:06:45.625 --> 01:06:47.500
+When are they getting here?
+
+01:06:48.125 --> 01:06:49.208
+No idea.
+
+01:06:54.083 --> 01:06:56.541
+Er, listen, do you mind
+if I have a selfie?
+
+01:06:59.125 --> 01:06:59.957
+Sure.
+
+01:06:59.958 --> 01:07:00.875
+Cheers.
+
+01:07:03.583 --> 01:07:06.916
+Oh... Smile.
+
+01:07:07.083 --> 01:07:08.000
+Cheers.
+
+01:07:10.708 --> 01:07:11.708
+Are you all right?
+
+01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:14.833
+No.
+
+01:07:17.166 --> 01:07:19.708
+Yesterday I had everything.
+
+01:07:19.958 --> 01:07:21.500
+Friends, a job.
+
+01:07:22.958 --> 01:07:24.500
+My daughter loved me.
+
+01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:28.250
+And I screwed it all up.
+
+01:07:30.708 --> 01:07:32.250
+What's gonna happen now?
+
+01:07:32.791 --> 01:07:35.333
+Well, you're up in front
+of the magistrates Wednesday morning,
+
+01:07:35.541 --> 01:07:38.333
+and normally you'd remain
+in police custody until then.
+
+01:07:38.708 --> 01:07:41.040
+However, on this occasion,
+
+01:07:41.041 --> 01:07:44.208
+a respectable member of the community
+has come forward and vouched for you,
+
+01:07:44.708 --> 01:07:47.791
+so we're happy to release you
+into their care until the hearing.
+
+01:07:49.916 --> 01:07:52.499
+A respectable member
+of the community?
+
+01:07:52.500 --> 01:07:53.416
+Yeah.
+
+01:08:02.166 --> 01:08:05.165
+Hey, sorry
+about what I said at the pub.
+
+01:08:05.166 --> 01:08:08.416
+Well, you're probably right.
+Whatever it is you said.
+
+01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:10.000
+Officer.
+
+01:08:11.750 --> 01:08:12.750
+Downstairs.
+
+01:08:14.208 --> 01:08:15.583
+I'll make us a brew.
+
+01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:17.750
+Oh...
+
+01:08:18.875 --> 01:08:20.500
+I was so stupid.
+
+01:08:21.083 --> 01:08:23.916
+When Grace took her away,
+the way she looked at me.
+
+01:08:24.458 --> 01:08:26.707
+I'll never get it outta my head.
+She was so disappointed.
+
+01:08:26.708 --> 01:08:28.874
+She'll understand. In time.
+
+01:08:28.875 --> 01:08:31.707
+That's the thing.
+With Emma, I'm running out of time.
+
+01:08:31.708 --> 01:08:33.374
+If I'm convicted and I get a record,
+
+01:08:33.375 --> 01:08:34.665
+they won't let me
+back in the country.
+
+01:08:34.666 --> 01:08:36.625
+It'll be years
+before I can see her again.
+
+01:08:36.958 --> 01:08:39.916
+I'm spiralling downward
+and I don't know why.
+
+01:08:41.083 --> 01:08:44.290
+'Cause this pantomime,
+with Albert and-- and Emma,
+
+01:08:44.291 --> 01:08:47.208
+even the ugly sisters,
+
+01:08:47.708 --> 01:08:49.666
+this is the best time I've ever had
+
+01:08:50.625 --> 01:08:52.000
+and it's 'cause of you.
+
+01:08:56.333 --> 01:08:57.250
+Thanks.
+
+01:08:59.291 --> 01:09:00.874
+Cara. Cara!
+
+01:09:00.875 --> 01:09:01.958
+She's out.
+
+01:09:02.375 --> 01:09:04.500
+You're not supposed
+to have a key, Kieran.
+
+01:09:05.083 --> 01:09:06.708
+I just wanna see my daughter, Jill.
+
+01:09:07.416 --> 01:09:09.165
+Well, she's not here,
+
+01:09:09.166 --> 01:09:10.375
+so you gotta leave.
+
+01:09:11.500 --> 01:09:12.708
+Got him here with you?
+
+01:09:13.833 --> 01:09:15.332
+It's not what you think.
+
+01:09:15.333 --> 01:09:17.166
+Since when do you care
+about what I think?
+
+01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:20.415
+I wanna take Carla
+down to London with me.
+
+01:09:20.416 --> 01:09:23.207
+No, the pantomime is opening
+tomorrow night.
+
+01:09:23.208 --> 01:09:25.540
+- You promised.
+- Yeah.
+
+01:09:25.541 --> 01:09:27.124
+That was when your head was straight
+
+01:09:27.125 --> 01:09:28.708
+and not full
+of all this Hollywood rubbish.
+
+01:09:29.583 --> 01:09:31.166
+She's my daughter as well, Jill.
+
+01:09:31.958 --> 01:09:33.666
+She's my daughter as well.
+
+01:09:41.500 --> 01:09:45.165
+Only days ago I was standing
+outside Stoneford Theatre Royal.
+
+01:09:45.166 --> 01:09:48.749
+But there's a rather different stage
+set for today; Stoneford Courthouse,
+
+01:09:48.750 --> 01:09:50.540
+where the fate of Brad Mac
+
+01:09:50.541 --> 01:09:52.875
+and the local pantomime
+will be decided.
+
+01:09:54.250 --> 01:09:56.750
+Sweetheart, you sure
+you're not gonna join us?
+
+01:09:57.833 --> 01:10:01.165
+I don't think I can face it
+and I have to fetch Cara from ballet.
+
+01:10:01.166 --> 01:10:04.208
+- So I'll just meet you here later.
+- What if Brad goes down?
+
+01:10:04.750 --> 01:10:07.082
+Then you'll have to get
+Pierce Brosnan on the phone.
+
+01:10:07.083 --> 01:10:08.208
+Hm... mh.
+
+01:10:08.583 --> 01:10:10.833
+Hm, alright, darling, see you later.
+
+01:10:11.833 --> 01:10:14.290
+Brad's fearsome legal team
+flew in overnight
+
+01:10:14.291 --> 01:10:16.665
+on an actual private jet
+from Hollywood.
+
+01:10:16.666 --> 01:10:20.749
+That's right, carbon destroyers,
+but hopefully not career destroyers.
+
+01:10:20.750 --> 01:10:22.082
+Back to you in the studio.
+
+01:10:41.416 --> 01:10:43.791
+We got this, Brad. Fear not.
+
+01:10:43.958 --> 01:10:48.500
+You know I'm the best defence lawyer
+in California. I'm also the cheapest.
+
+01:10:49.791 --> 01:10:51.832
+- Really?
+- Oh, no, no.
+
+01:10:51.833 --> 01:10:54.166
+I'm just making a joke
+to lighten things up.
+
+01:10:59.333 --> 01:11:00.250
+All rise.
+
+01:11:01.166 --> 01:11:03.166
+Will the defendant please stand.
+
+01:11:08.125 --> 01:11:11.290
+Mr Theobald Washington,
+you have been charged--
+
+01:11:11.291 --> 01:11:12.208
+Objection.
+
+01:11:12.625 --> 01:11:14.624
+Who the hell is Theobald Washington?
+
+01:11:14.625 --> 01:11:15.750
+That's my real name.
+
+01:11:15.875 --> 01:11:16.958
+Theobald.
+
+01:11:17.833 --> 01:11:18.666
+For real?
+
+01:11:18.875 --> 01:11:20.541
+You chose Brad Mac?
+
+01:11:20.666 --> 01:11:22.583
+I chose Bradley Apollo McDonald.
+
+01:11:22.958 --> 01:11:23.791
+Oh.
+
+01:11:24.375 --> 01:11:25.999
+Carry on, Basil.
+
+01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:29.499
+...with the destruction
+of city property and being drunk
+
+01:11:29.500 --> 01:11:31.041
+and disorderly in public.
+
+01:11:31.666 --> 01:11:32.833
+How do you plead?
+
+01:11:33.166 --> 01:11:36.624
+Not guilty.
+
+01:11:36.625 --> 01:11:38.041
+Well done, Brad!
+
+01:11:40.250 --> 01:11:42.791
+Silence!
+
+01:11:43.875 --> 01:11:44.791
+Thank you.
+
+01:11:45.291 --> 01:11:48.915
+Your Honour,
+my name is Sukie Huntington III
+
+01:11:48.916 --> 01:11:50.749
+from the Los Angeles law firm
+
+01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:54.458
+Brown, Johnson, Klein, Robinson,
+Ashwell, Lopez, and...
+
+01:11:56.125 --> 01:11:59.083
+erm, oh, yeah, me, Huntington.
+
+01:12:00.500 --> 01:12:01.332
+Proceed.
+
+01:12:01.333 --> 01:12:03.374
+Ladies and gentlemen of the jury--
+
+01:12:03.375 --> 01:12:06.000
+Er, this is a magistrate court,
+Miss Huntington.
+
+01:12:06.291 --> 01:12:07.375
+There's no jury.
+
+01:12:07.625 --> 01:12:10.041
+It's Ms. I'm divorced.
+
+01:12:11.125 --> 01:12:14.875
+Just like this court.
+Divorced from reality.
+
+01:12:15.291 --> 01:12:18.457
+For my client has
+numerous mitigating circumstances.
+
+01:12:18.458 --> 01:12:21.790
+Not only is he a celebrity,
+
+01:12:21.791 --> 01:12:24.458
+he is also a member of a minority.
+
+01:12:25.375 --> 01:12:27.541
+Which minority are you referring to?
+
+01:12:28.166 --> 01:12:30.541
+He's American, Your Honour.
+
+01:12:31.916 --> 01:12:34.833
+Mr Magistrate,
+can I please say a few words?
+
+01:12:34.958 --> 01:12:35.958
+If you must.
+
+01:12:37.041 --> 01:12:40.207
+Two weeks ago,
+I didn't even know Stoneford existed.
+
+01:12:40.208 --> 01:12:42.874
+And then someone will throw a plate
+
+01:12:42.875 --> 01:12:45.957
+of shaving foam
+directly into your face.
+
+01:12:45.958 --> 01:12:46.999
+And then...
+
+01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:49.208
+Mr Brosnan?
+
+01:12:50.333 --> 01:12:51.291
+Mr Brosnan?
+
+01:12:51.958 --> 01:12:54.000
+I certainly didn't know
+what a pantomime was.
+
+01:12:54.666 --> 01:12:56.915
+And, er, so to find myself
+on stage playing Buttons
+
+01:12:56.916 --> 01:12:59.625
+inCinderellacame as quite a shock.
+
+01:13:00.666 --> 01:13:02.916
+That's not an excuse
+for losing control.
+
+01:13:04.458 --> 01:13:07.125
+More my attempt at an explanation.
+
+01:13:07.625 --> 01:13:09.707
+You have to let him off, Your Honour.
+
+01:13:09.708 --> 01:13:14.249
+The Panto needs Brad Mac.
+Stoneford needs Brad Mac.
+
+01:13:14.250 --> 01:13:16.082
+Don't be too hard on him,
+Your Honour.
+
+01:13:16.083 --> 01:13:19.125
+- Yeah, that's our job.
+- Don't bang up Buttons!
+
+01:13:19.458 --> 01:13:24.874
+Don't bang up Buttons!
+
+01:13:24.875 --> 01:13:26.249
+Silence!
+
+01:13:26.250 --> 01:13:28.415
+I've had quite enough
+of this nonsense.
+
+01:13:28.416 --> 01:13:29.790
+Oh, no, you haven't.
+
+01:13:29.791 --> 01:13:31.499
+Oh, yes, I... have. Enough!
+
+01:13:32.750 --> 01:13:35.207
+You're turning
+this courtroom into a pantomime,
+
+01:13:35.208 --> 01:13:36.790
+and this case into a joke.
+
+01:13:36.791 --> 01:13:38.374
+Pantomime is not a joke, Your Honour.
+
+01:13:38.375 --> 01:13:39.375
+Excuse me?
+
+01:13:41.541 --> 01:13:42.665
+The pantomime.
+
+01:13:42.666 --> 01:13:44.041
+It's not a joke.
+
+01:13:44.916 --> 01:13:48.207
+The Christmas pantomime brings
+entire communities together,
+
+01:13:48.208 --> 01:13:49.458
+young and old.
+
+01:13:50.250 --> 01:13:52.040
+For the young people,
+it's probably the first time
+
+01:13:52.041 --> 01:13:53.333
+they'll ever see a theatre.
+
+01:13:53.750 --> 01:13:56.958
+And for the older people
+in the community, like myself,
+
+01:13:58.333 --> 01:14:00.750
+it gives us a chance
+to reconnect with the young ones
+
+01:14:01.916 --> 01:14:03.833
+through a shared smile or a laugh.
+
+01:14:04.958 --> 01:14:06.957
+Besides, the Christmas pantomime
+makes enough money
+
+01:14:06.958 --> 01:14:09.583
+to keep Stoneford's theatre going
+all year round.
+
+01:14:10.166 --> 01:14:12.165
+Without the pantomime,
+the theatre would probably close
+
+01:14:12.166 --> 01:14:13.500
+and be gone forever.
+
+01:14:14.625 --> 01:14:15.875
+Thank you, Mr Mac.
+
+01:14:16.458 --> 01:14:18.166
+Can I please just say one more thing?
+
+01:14:20.416 --> 01:14:25.458
+I know you think the panto is silly,
+and-- and in places it is, by design.
+
+01:14:27.541 --> 01:14:29.915
+But I beg you to come seeCinderella,
+
+01:14:29.916 --> 01:14:32.290
+not just to see
+what's happening on stage,
+
+01:14:32.291 --> 01:14:35.125
+but to look around
+at the faces of the audience.
+
+01:14:35.791 --> 01:14:38.000
+You'll see something
+that's so special, so...
+
+01:14:39.333 --> 01:14:40.291
+rare.
+
+01:14:41.125 --> 01:14:42.541
+You'll see pure joy.
+
+01:14:44.166 --> 01:14:45.750
+And at the end of the day,
+Your Honour,
+
+01:14:46.125 --> 01:14:48.415
+isn't that what
+Christmas is supposed to be about?
+
+01:14:48.416 --> 01:14:50.082
+Nice words, Mr Mac,
+but shall we get back
+
+01:14:50.083 --> 01:14:50.999
+to the matter in hand?
+
+01:14:51.000 --> 01:14:52.083
+Yes, sir.
+
+01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:55.540
+And I have no intention
+of banging up Buttons.
+
+01:14:55.541 --> 01:14:56.665
+I never have.
+
+01:14:56.666 --> 01:14:58.790
+The crimes he's charged with
+aren't even jailable.
+
+01:14:58.791 --> 01:15:02.375
+- Really?
+- Public intoxication: £200.
+
+01:15:02.666 --> 01:15:04.332
+Justice at last!
+
+01:15:05.958 --> 01:15:07.750
+For heaven's sake, clear off.
+
+01:15:12.250 --> 01:15:14.750
+My daughter, he's got my daughter!
+
+01:15:14.875 --> 01:15:16.791
+Oh, no, he hasn't!
+
+01:15:17.500 --> 01:15:18.915
+What is wrong with you?
+
+01:15:18.916 --> 01:15:20.958
+It's Kieran. He's got Cara.
+
+01:15:21.125 --> 01:15:23.166
+Jill, I'm here for you.
+Whatever you need.
+
+01:15:25.083 --> 01:15:25.916
+This way.
+
+01:15:26.833 --> 01:15:27.666
+No, this way.
+
+01:15:27.833 --> 01:15:30.500
+No, Brad. It's literally this way.
+I'm tracking his phone.
+
+01:15:33.791 --> 01:15:35.999
+Nigel,
+we need your help to save Cara.
+
+01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:36.916
+You got it, boss.
+
+01:15:38.041 --> 01:15:40.083
+- Everybody in.
+- Come on. Hurry up.
+
+01:15:43.916 --> 01:15:45.582
+Can you go a bit faster?
+
+01:15:45.583 --> 01:15:47.125
+He's heading for the motorway.
+
+01:15:49.666 --> 01:15:52.874
+Emma, darling,
+time for pottery class.
+
+01:15:52.875 --> 01:15:53.791
+Emma?
+
+01:15:54.291 --> 01:15:55.166
+Emma.
+
+01:15:55.708 --> 01:15:56.541
+Emma!
+
+01:15:57.125 --> 01:15:57.958
+She's gone.
+
+01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:02.875
+She's gone. Spencer, get the car!
+We're going to Stoneford!
+
+01:16:08.208 --> 01:16:11.707
+Brad, I just wanna say
+I'm very grateful you're doing this.
+
+01:16:11.708 --> 01:16:13.291
+Of course, we're friends.
+
+01:16:15.083 --> 01:16:16.374
+- Cara could be dead.
+- Dead?
+
+01:16:16.375 --> 01:16:17.374
+- Dead?
+- What?
+
+01:16:17.375 --> 01:16:19.000
+I thought
+it was only a custody battle.
+
+01:16:19.625 --> 01:16:21.832
+Somebody say custard?
+
+01:16:21.833 --> 01:16:24.000
+'Cause custody. No? No.
+
+01:16:26.708 --> 01:16:28.583
+We've left Cassandra behind.
+
+01:16:30.708 --> 01:16:32.624
+A part in next year's pantomime.
+
+01:16:32.625 --> 01:16:33.540
+Are you serious?
+
+01:16:33.541 --> 01:16:36.374
+- Absolutely, darling.
+- I mean, that would be wonderful.
+
+01:16:36.375 --> 01:16:38.624
+I've always thought there might be
+a pantomime in me.
+
+01:16:38.625 --> 01:16:40.583
+And I've always thought the same...
+
+01:16:41.250 --> 01:16:42.458
+- about a judge.
+- Hm.
+
+01:16:45.166 --> 01:16:45.999
+Mm-hmm.
+
+01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:47.166
+Hm.
+
+01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:51.291
+That's his car.
+
+01:17:06.208 --> 01:17:07.333
+Everybody stay here.
+
+01:17:08.291 --> 01:17:09.125
+Cara.
+
+01:17:10.583 --> 01:17:11.416
+Cara.
+
+01:17:13.250 --> 01:17:14.083
+Cara.
+
+01:17:14.916 --> 01:17:17.540
+Cara! Cara! Cara!
+
+01:17:17.541 --> 01:17:19.749
+What's all the shouting about?
+
+01:17:19.750 --> 01:17:21.000
+Where's her daughter?
+
+01:17:21.541 --> 01:17:22.374
+What do you mean?
+
+01:17:22.375 --> 01:17:24.208
+Tell me where her daughter is, now.
+
+01:17:24.458 --> 01:17:25.957
+What are you talking about?
+
+01:17:25.958 --> 01:17:28.083
+Stop screwing around, Kieran,
+or so help me God.
+
+01:17:28.833 --> 01:17:31.458
+Or what?
+You gonna go and get your stuntman?
+
+01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:35.416
+Yah!
+
+01:17:39.250 --> 01:17:40.250
+What are you doing?
+
+01:17:41.833 --> 01:17:42.791
+Under arm.
+
+01:17:43.750 --> 01:17:45.708
+Get him, Brad!
+
+01:17:57.791 --> 01:17:58.791
+What are you doing?
+
+01:17:59.041 --> 01:18:00.250
+That's humiliating.
+
+01:18:06.708 --> 01:18:07.832
+- Ooh!
+- Ooh!
+
+01:18:07.833 --> 01:18:08.791
+Ooh!
+
+01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:15.791
+Ooh!
+
+01:18:27.791 --> 01:18:30.583
+- Why are we doing this?
+- Because you kidnapped Cara.
+
+01:18:31.208 --> 01:18:32.291
+What are you talking about?
+
+01:18:32.875 --> 01:18:34.625
+I just dropped her
+at the train station.
+
+01:18:35.500 --> 01:18:36.333
+What?
+
+01:18:36.833 --> 01:18:38.666
+Train... Where is she going?
+
+01:18:39.250 --> 01:18:42.041
+Nowhere.
+She said she had to meet a friend.
+
+01:18:42.250 --> 01:18:43.249
+Yeah, I don't believe you.
+
+01:18:43.250 --> 01:18:45.291
+I heard you tell Jill
+you were taking her to London.
+
+01:18:46.291 --> 01:18:47.125
+I was.
+
+01:18:48.458 --> 01:18:50.083
+It's my turn to have her this year.
+
+01:18:52.583 --> 01:18:53.874
+Promised her
+she could do the pantomime.
+
+01:18:53.875 --> 01:18:55.500
+I didn't wanna disappoint her. So...
+
+01:18:57.750 --> 01:18:59.083
+I'm a crap dad to Cara
+
+01:19:00.250 --> 01:19:02.083
+and I was a crap husband to Jill.
+
+01:19:02.708 --> 01:19:05.250
+You're not a crap dad, okay?
+
+01:19:07.166 --> 01:19:08.250
+You're there for her.
+
+01:19:09.250 --> 01:19:12.375
+That's a lot better than I can say
+for myself over the last five years.
+
+01:19:13.333 --> 01:19:15.166
+One thing I learnt here in Stoneford,
+
+01:19:15.708 --> 01:19:17.708
+life isn't gonna go
+the way you want it.
+
+01:19:17.916 --> 01:19:20.458
+It is what it is
+and you cannot run away from it.
+
+01:19:22.541 --> 01:19:25.374
+You just have to embrace it
+for all its unpredictability
+
+01:19:25.375 --> 01:19:26.875
+with everything you've got.
+
+01:19:32.333 --> 01:19:36.166
+Well... you know,
+Cara was doing the panto and...
+
+01:19:38.291 --> 01:19:40.166
+I would love to see her on stage,
+
+01:19:41.083 --> 01:19:42.083
+if it's okay.
+
+01:19:44.500 --> 01:19:45.458
+Of course.
+
+01:19:48.083 --> 01:19:50.166
+Oh, crap, we gotta go.
+
+01:19:54.708 --> 01:19:55.708
+Oh...
+
+01:19:59.416 --> 01:20:02.000
+Cara went to see a friend,
+she'll meet us at the theatre.
+
+01:20:07.958 --> 01:20:08.791
+Let's go!
+
+01:20:24.875 --> 01:20:27.000
+♪ Driving home for Christmas ♪
+
+01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:32.458
+♪ Oh
+I can't wait to see those faces ♪
+
+01:20:35.375 --> 01:20:38.625
+♪ I'm driving home for Christmas
+Yeah ♪
+
+01:20:40.166 --> 01:20:42.791
+♪ I'm moving down the line ♪
+
+01:20:45.500 --> 01:20:48.166
+♪ It's been so long ♪
+
+01:20:49.583 --> 01:20:51.832
+♪ But I will be there ♪
+
+01:20:51.833 --> 01:20:53.625
+♪ I sing this song ♪
+
+01:20:55.000 --> 01:20:57.375
+♪ To pass the time away ♪
+
+01:20:57.875 --> 01:21:00.250
+♪ Driving in my car ♪
+
+01:21:00.791 --> 01:21:02.875
+♪ Driving home for Christmas ♪
+
+01:21:06.791 --> 01:21:10.666
+♪ Gonna take some time
+But I'll get there ♪
+
+01:21:23.708 --> 01:21:25.541
+Er, you're a big movie star, Mr Mac.
+
+01:21:25.666 --> 01:21:27.165
+Isn't the role of Buttons
+a small part for someone
+
+01:21:27.166 --> 01:21:28.124
+of your stature?
+
+01:21:28.125 --> 01:21:29.707
+Well,
+I'll quote the great Stanislavski.
+
+01:21:29.708 --> 01:21:31.582
+There are no small parts,
+just small actors.
+
+01:21:31.583 --> 01:21:33.207
+And how are you enjoying
+your time in Stoneford?
+
+01:21:33.208 --> 01:21:34.166
+Dad!
+
+01:21:34.791 --> 01:21:37.000
+Emma! Excuse me. Sweetheart!
+
+01:21:37.208 --> 01:21:39.207
+- What are you doing here?
+- Mum!
+
+01:21:39.208 --> 01:21:41.040
+I snuck out
+of the house and took the train.
+
+01:21:41.041 --> 01:21:42.374
+Cara met me at the station.
+
+01:21:42.375 --> 01:21:46.790
+Oh, sweetheart, I'm so happy
+to see you, but you're 12 years old.
+
+01:21:46.791 --> 01:21:49.791
+You cannot take a train across
+the country by yourself, okay?
+
+01:21:50.625 --> 01:21:51.833
+Next time, just call me.
+
+01:21:52.416 --> 01:21:53.250
+Come here.
+
+01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:56.249
+I see you're getting the hang
+of proper parenting.
+
+01:21:56.250 --> 01:21:57.541
+Better late than never.
+
+01:21:58.000 --> 01:22:00.999
+Oh, on that subject,
+it's time to get into costume. Ready?
+
+01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:02.083
+Show time.
+
+01:22:19.750 --> 01:22:20.916
+It's my first theatre.
+
+01:22:23.833 --> 01:22:27.583
+Once upon a time in a magical land...
+
+01:22:28.375 --> 01:22:30.833
+Oh, that must be Buttons.
+
+01:22:31.041 --> 01:22:33.499
+My oldest and dearest friend.
+
+01:22:33.500 --> 01:22:35.916
+I can always rely on Buttons.
+
+01:22:38.958 --> 01:22:42.041
+I said, I can always rely on Buttons!
+
+01:22:44.750 --> 01:22:46.875
+- Has anyone seen...
+- You'll do fine.
+
+01:22:49.125 --> 01:22:50.125
+Needed the lipstick.
+
+01:22:50.750 --> 01:22:53.000
+One, two, three.
+
+01:22:53.541 --> 01:22:55.333
+Buttons!
+
+01:23:14.916 --> 01:23:17.541
+Don't worry, mate.
+She's been killing time.
+
+01:23:20.708 --> 01:23:21.999
+- Cinderella.
+- Hmm?
+
+01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:24.832
+- I have a secret.
+- A secret.
+
+01:23:24.833 --> 01:23:25.915
+What is it?
+
+01:23:25.916 --> 01:23:27.665
+Well, a secret's something
+you tell someone
+
+01:23:27.666 --> 01:23:29.416
+that you don't want
+anyone else to know.
+
+01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:31.875
+I'd stick to movies, mate.
+
+01:23:32.791 --> 01:23:35.166
+Do yourself a favour
+and shut your mouth.
+
+01:23:35.458 --> 01:23:37.875
+I almost forgot my big run-up.
+
+01:23:38.125 --> 01:23:39.708
+Ooh.
+
+01:23:44.416 --> 01:23:46.333
+I do my own stunts now.
+
+01:23:50.416 --> 01:23:52.333
+Just like the other big stars.
+
+01:23:52.583 --> 01:23:53.541
+Whoo!
+
+01:24:00.083 --> 01:24:01.958
+They're booing you, Fanny.
+They're booing you.
+
+01:24:02.375 --> 01:24:04.833
+You shan't go
+to the ball, Cinderella.
+
+01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:07.916
+You shan't, you shan't, you shan't.
+
+01:24:08.333 --> 01:24:10.333
+Yeah, rip it, rip it.
+
+01:24:10.583 --> 01:24:13.708
+All you have to do
+is believe and magic will happen.
+
+01:24:17.833 --> 01:24:20.916
+You shall go to the ball, Cinderella.
+
+01:24:24.375 --> 01:24:26.624
+Tell you what, mate, there'll be
+somebody good looking in here
+
+01:24:26.625 --> 01:24:27.915
+you can have a little chat with.
+
+01:24:27.916 --> 01:24:30.582
+Let's see if we can find-- let's see
+if we can find a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:30.583 --> 01:24:32.499
+- There'll be some in here.
+- Let's have a little look
+
+01:24:32.500 --> 01:24:35.624
+for a good looking fella,
+we can find a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:35.625 --> 01:24:38.207
+- See if we can find a...
+- Has to be a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:38.208 --> 01:24:39.707
+- A good-looking fella.
+- Has to be a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:39.708 --> 01:24:43.582
+Oh, you, sir. You, sir. Can you see
+any good-looking fellas in here?
+
+01:25:07.166 --> 01:25:09.707
+Pop it on. The doctor says
+I've got the feet of an athlete.
+
+01:25:09.708 --> 01:25:11.790
+No, he said you've got
+athlete's foot, it's different.
+
+01:25:13.500 --> 01:25:15.582
+- Toes are curled.
+- Look at those chubby feet.
+
+01:25:15.583 --> 01:25:17.375
+Hey, you can't say chubby.
+That's-- you're fattist.
+
+01:25:17.500 --> 01:25:19.833
+I think you'll find
+you're the fattest.
+
+01:25:20.416 --> 01:25:22.166
+Sorry about this, Your Highness.
+
+01:25:23.625 --> 01:25:26.083
+- Yes!
+- Oh!
+
+01:25:31.250 --> 01:25:34.499
+- So we didn't get our prince.
+- Never mind.
+
+01:25:34.500 --> 01:25:37.708
+Who's ready for the big finale?
+
+01:25:38.250 --> 01:25:41.791
+Thanks, everybody.
+We'll see you later. Bye!
+
+01:25:47.166 --> 01:25:50.665
+♪ I used to bite my tongue
+And hold my breath ♪
+
+01:25:50.666 --> 01:25:54.500
+♪ Scared to rock the boat
+And make a mess ♪
+
+01:25:54.625 --> 01:25:57.458
+♪ So I sat quietly ♪
+
+01:25:58.333 --> 01:26:00.833
+♪ Agreed politely ♪
+
+01:26:01.833 --> 01:26:04.999
+♪ Guess that I forgot
+I had the choice ♪
+
+01:26:05.000 --> 01:26:08.166
+♪ I let you push me
+Past my breaking point ♪
+
+01:26:08.875 --> 01:26:11.250
+♪ I stood for nothing ♪
+
+01:26:11.666 --> 01:26:14.666
+♪ So I fell for everything ♪
+
+01:26:15.250 --> 01:26:18.041
+♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪
+
+01:26:18.666 --> 01:26:21.207
+♪ Already brushing off the dust ♪
+
+01:26:21.208 --> 01:26:24.250
+♪ You hear my voice
+You hear that sound ♪
+
+01:26:24.625 --> 01:26:27.208
+♪ Like thunder
+Gonna shake the ground ♪
+
+01:26:27.333 --> 01:26:29.791
+♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪
+
+01:26:30.291 --> 01:26:32.374
+♪ Get ready 'cause I've had enough ♪
+
+01:26:32.375 --> 01:26:35.250
+♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪
+
+01:26:35.625 --> 01:26:38.540
+♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
+
+01:26:38.541 --> 01:26:42.624
+♪ A fighter
+Dancing through the fire ♪
+
+01:26:42.625 --> 01:26:45.415
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:26:45.416 --> 01:26:49.624
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:26:49.625 --> 01:26:53.415
+♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
+
+01:26:53.416 --> 01:26:56.041
+♪ Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:26:56.375 --> 01:26:59.999
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:07.291 --> 01:27:11.166
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:17.541 --> 01:27:21.708
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:28.958 --> 01:27:32.041
+♪ Roar, roar, roar ♪
+
+01:27:32.500 --> 01:27:36.332
+♪ Roar, roar ♪
+
+01:27:36.333 --> 01:27:39.040
+♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
+
+01:27:39.041 --> 01:27:42.708
+♪ A fighter
+Dancing through the fire ♪
+
+01:27:43.208 --> 01:27:45.625
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:27:45.916 --> 01:27:49.540
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:49.541 --> 01:27:53.207
+♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
+
+01:27:53.208 --> 01:27:55.749
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:27:55.750 --> 01:27:59.333
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:06.625 --> 01:28:10.083
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:16.375 --> 01:28:21.832
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:51.583 --> 01:28:52.416
+So...
+
+01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:55.833
+Look,
+
+01:28:56.625 --> 01:28:59.666
+I'm no good at talking
+about feelings and stuff like that.
+
+01:29:00.041 --> 01:29:00.875
+Shut up.
+
+01:29:05.375 --> 01:29:06.208
+Wow.
+
+01:29:09.833 --> 01:29:11.791
+My God.
+My hands are still shaking.
+
+01:29:12.208 --> 01:29:15.540
+Ah! Darlings, you were marvellous!
+
+01:29:15.541 --> 01:29:17.124
+Thank you, Albert.
+That means the world to me.
+
+01:29:17.125 --> 01:29:18.999
+Coming from a true panto legend.
+
+01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:20.458
+You both were.
+
+01:29:21.166 --> 01:29:25.415
+Well, that's it. From here on in,
+I'm only doing pantomime. I loved it.
+
+01:29:25.416 --> 01:29:27.624
+Well, that's good
+'cause you still got...
+
+01:29:27.625 --> 01:29:29.666
+49 more shows to go.
+
+01:29:29.916 --> 01:29:32.207
+What? Are you insane?
+
+01:29:32.208 --> 01:29:34.208
+Forty-nine more shows?
+I can't do that.
+
+01:29:37.458 --> 01:29:38.416
+Just kidding.
+
+01:29:39.458 --> 01:29:40.291
+I can't wait.
+
+01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:34.583
+Brad, wonderful work today.
+
+01:30:34.958 --> 01:30:37.125
+It's a killing field 7.
+
+01:30:42.541 --> 01:30:46.374
+Oh, the brake went down.
+Sorry. No, I can't...
+
+01:30:46.375 --> 01:30:48.333
+Buttons. There you are.
+
+01:30:48.541 --> 01:30:50.749
+Weren't you supposed to...
+
+01:30:50.750 --> 01:30:54.000
+If all else fails,
+just dramatically faint.
+
+01:30:54.625 --> 01:30:55.458
+Really?
+
+01:30:57.541 --> 01:30:58.374
+You've missed a bit.
+
+01:30:58.375 --> 01:30:59.957
+Oh, God.
+She's not even good at cleaning.
+
+01:30:59.958 --> 01:31:01.957
+- Oh, she's rubbish.
+- Oh, ugly as well.
+
+01:31:01.958 --> 01:31:03.415
+- Ugh. Ugh.
+- Ugh. Ugh.
+
+01:31:03.416 --> 01:31:04.457
+Uh, you've sweeped...
+
+01:31:04.458 --> 01:31:06.540
+It's in my direction!
+I've got allergies!
+
+01:31:06.541 --> 01:31:09.583
+- Look at the state of her.
+- Oh, I'm triggered. She triggered me.
+
+01:31:09.791 --> 01:31:13.083
+Again,
+not exactly sure what's happening.
+
+01:31:13.666 --> 01:31:14.833
+Show me what?
+
+01:31:16.375 --> 01:31:18.458
+That was much better, wasn't it?
+
+01:31:18.916 --> 01:31:22.208
+Ooh. Mmm. Mmm.
+
+01:31:26.750 --> 01:31:29.125
+What's happened to Brenda?
+
+01:31:29.750 --> 01:31:31.957
+We've left Cara behind.
+
+01:31:31.958 --> 01:31:34.207
+Cassandra, Cassandra.
+
+01:31:34.208 --> 01:31:35.750
+Katy Perry just called.
+
+01:31:36.083 --> 01:31:38.332
+She said, I wanna see it again.
+
+01:31:38.333 --> 01:31:39.750
+I'm gonna fly to Stoneford.
+
+01:31:40.666 --> 01:31:42.124
+- Mmm.
+- Oh, no.
+
+01:31:42.125 --> 01:31:46.083
+Oh, no, behave!
+
+01:31:46.666 --> 01:31:50.333
+Whoo! I wanna have your babies, Brad.
+That was marvellous.
+
+01:31:55.750 --> 01:31:58.291
+Why are we doing this?
+
+01:31:59.416 --> 01:32:01.125
+Because they're paying us.
+
+01:32:07.291 --> 01:32:09.666
+I'm so sorry.
+
+01:32:12.250 --> 01:32:13.082
+Sorry.
+
+01:32:13.083 --> 01:32:15.708
+Finally, a blooper you can't use.
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_4_eng.vtt b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_4_eng.vtt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..062524918c840689fc6e16985776431fe5cc1347
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_4_eng.vtt
@@ -0,0 +1,5762 @@
+WEBVTT
+
+00:23.291 --> 00:27.416
+And what the case
+here clearly needs is...
+
+00:28.375 --> 00:30.666
+My daughter! He's got my daughter!
+
+00:31.166 --> 00:32.416
+Judge, you're mistaken.
+
+00:33.208 --> 00:34.541
+The only need is me.
+
+00:36.583 --> 00:38.583
+[suspenseful music]
+
+00:41.416 --> 00:44.250
+- This way!
+- No. This way.
+
+00:47.750 --> 00:50.750
+[high-octane music pumping]
+
+01:09.416 --> 01:10.250
+Hey!
+
+01:14.708 --> 01:15.708
+Where's her daughter?
+
+01:24.583 --> 01:27.250
+Watch out! It's gonna blow!
+
+01:28.000 --> 01:31.000
+[explosion]
+
+01:35.833 --> 01:36.832
+[director] Cut there.
+
+01:36.833 --> 01:37.916
+- [flames flickering]
+- [assistant] Reset.
+
+01:39.458 --> 01:41.291
+- [bell ringing]
+- What are you doing?
+
+01:41.416 --> 01:42.957
+You know me.
+I never do my own stunts.
+
+01:42.958 --> 01:44.040
+Clarky boy. You're up.
+
+01:44.041 --> 01:46.125
+Well, maybe if you worked out
+once in a while, Brad.
+
+01:46.916 --> 01:48.665
+Some of the biggest stars
+do their own stunts.
+
+01:48.666 --> 01:51.875
+Not this big star, but if you wanna
+talk about it further over drinks?
+
+01:52.000 --> 01:54.874
+Mm. Can my husband
+and two small children come too?
+
+01:54.875 --> 01:57.040
+You're cute. I'll take a rain check.
+
+01:57.041 --> 01:58.750
+- Alf.
+- Brad.
+
+01:59.333 --> 02:01.125
+Wonderful work today.
+
+02:01.458 --> 02:04.999
+It's a Killing Time 7'sgonna
+be fresher than4and5.
+
+02:05.000 --> 02:06.082
+Well, thanks, buddy.
+
+02:06.083 --> 02:08.458
+But I still have concerns
+over scene 22.
+
+02:08.583 --> 02:10.624
+I think I'm coming off a little...
+unlikeable,
+
+02:10.625 --> 02:12.207
+and the woman's really underwritten.
+
+02:12.208 --> 02:14.040
+- Well, I may...
+- Not now, sugar.
+
+02:14.041 --> 02:16.083
+You know what?
+I'm gonna sort that for you.
+
+02:16.250 --> 02:17.250
+You're my man.
+
+02:19.708 --> 02:21.166
+[Alf] Stand by, everyone.
+
+02:22.666 --> 02:24.124
+Good luck, Maggie.
+
+02:24.125 --> 02:25.625
+It's Martha.
+
+02:26.166 --> 02:27.416
+[loud explosion]
+
+02:28.375 --> 02:29.583
+Who cares?
+
+02:29.833 --> 02:31.250
+[light music playing]
+
+02:38.375 --> 02:39.208
+Hey.
+
+02:40.208 --> 02:45.375
+I'm so sorry to ask, Mr Mac,
+but would you say it, please?
+
+02:46.375 --> 02:48.791
+The only need... is me.
+
+02:49.916 --> 02:52.040
+I'm going to miss these movies.
+
+02:52.041 --> 02:54.541
+Miss? What do you mean, miss?
+
+02:55.541 --> 02:57.624
+I don't believe it.
+They don't wanna makeKilling Time 8?
+
+02:57.625 --> 02:59.665
+Still. You had a good run.
+
+02:59.666 --> 03:01.290
+We only made seven films.
+
+03:01.291 --> 03:03.458
+Each one better than the last.
+
+03:05.333 --> 03:06.833
+You know what, forget it. Fine.
+
+03:07.000 --> 03:08.041
+What's next?
+
+03:09.083 --> 03:10.790
+Listen, Brad, I'll level with you.
+
+03:10.791 --> 03:12.499
+There is no next.
+
+03:12.500 --> 03:16.041
+Er, the bottom line is people
+don't want to hire you.
+
+03:16.958 --> 03:19.749
+What? Why?
+'Cause I'm too expensive?
+
+03:19.750 --> 03:21.665
+Er, because you're difficult.
+
+03:21.666 --> 03:24.999
+You're late on set, and you refuse
+to do your own stunts.
+
+03:25.000 --> 03:26.290
+You don't remember names.
+
+03:26.291 --> 03:27.749
+You failed your medicals.
+
+03:27.750 --> 03:29.916
+Oh, my God.
+How many times do I have to say it?
+
+03:30.125 --> 03:32.040
+It was the day after the Super Bowl.
+
+03:32.041 --> 03:34.458
+When me and the boys get together,
+stuff goes down.
+
+03:35.541 --> 03:38.333
+There's gotta be
+some kind of romcom I can do.
+
+03:38.958 --> 03:40.416
+Or a biopic.
+
+03:40.958 --> 03:44.165
+We could use this as an opportunity
+for me to really stretch.
+
+03:44.166 --> 03:47.832
+With the right makeup artist,
+I could play Barack Obama.
+
+03:47.833 --> 03:49.124
+Christ.
+
+03:49.125 --> 03:51.665
+Yeah. Probably still too young, huh?
+
+03:51.666 --> 03:53.790
+Look, there is
+one thing knocking around.
+
+03:53.791 --> 03:54.875
+What?
+
+03:56.458 --> 03:57.958
+Theatre in England.
+
+03:58.958 --> 04:00.249
+In front of a live audience?
+
+04:00.250 --> 04:01.332
+Exactly.
+
+04:01.333 --> 04:04.208
+Well, it's something
+I've always wanted to do, but...
+
+04:04.750 --> 04:07.874
+you and I both know I only ever took
+that one film acting class.
+
+04:07.875 --> 04:12.332
+I mean, I might be a natural,
+but theatre kind of scares me.
+
+04:12.333 --> 04:14.832
+- You, scared?
+- I've only ever done films.
+
+04:14.833 --> 04:18.374
+Well, it's exactly the same.
+Just louder.
+
+04:18.375 --> 04:20.332
+- Really?
+- Yeah.
+
+04:20.333 --> 04:21.916
+Are you sure that's it?
+
+04:22.625 --> 04:23.665
+Trust me.
+
+04:23.666 --> 04:25.041
+Huh.
+
+04:25.875 --> 04:26.875
+Louder.
+
+04:28.541 --> 04:30.582
+You know what? Count me in.
+
+04:30.583 --> 04:33.874
+Great. Now we are talking
+about a very traditional production,
+
+04:33.875 --> 04:35.999
+but with your name on the marquee,
+it'll sell out in seconds.
+
+04:36.000 --> 04:37.124
+Me, a sell out!
+
+04:37.125 --> 04:38.749
+You said it, kid, not me.
+
+04:38.750 --> 04:41.499
+And doesn't your daughter live
+in England?
+
+04:41.500 --> 04:44.874
+Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't get to
+see her as much any more.
+
+04:44.875 --> 04:46.832
+Well, this is a chance to reconnect.
+
+04:46.833 --> 04:50.457
+We're connected. I just don't get
+to see her as much as I want to.
+
+04:50.458 --> 04:52.499
+So. Theatre in England?
+
+04:52.500 --> 04:53.915
+Yes!
+
+04:53.916 --> 04:54.999
+You know what?
+
+04:55.000 --> 04:57.916
+We're gonna show the whole world
+what Bradley Mac can do.
+
+04:58.416 --> 05:00.625
+Because when push comes to shove...
+
+05:01.708 --> 05:03.208
+the only need is me.
+
+05:06.333 --> 05:07.708
+Oh, Jesus.
+
+05:09.250 --> 05:10.708
+[exhilarating music playing]
+
+05:14.833 --> 05:16.541
+- Thank you.
+- You're welcome.
+
+05:17.125 --> 05:19.041
+Would you like to have
+a look at the menu, sir?
+
+05:26.666 --> 05:27.833
+[music fades]
+
+05:34.125 --> 05:35.957
+I'm sorry to disturb you,
+
+05:35.958 --> 05:40.041
+but we've been watching you
+the whole flight. My husband and I...
+
+05:43.416 --> 05:46.791
+We're just huge fans of
+theKilling Timemovies.
+
+05:47.041 --> 05:48.915
+Thank you. That's very kind.
+
+05:48.916 --> 05:50.749
+It's so inspiring to see
+
+05:50.750 --> 05:55.000
+a man of your age
+still throw themselves around.
+
+05:55.708 --> 05:58.749
+In-in all fairness,
+I like the first one
+
+05:58.750 --> 06:02.749
+much more than the last one,
+but who cares?
+
+06:02.750 --> 06:04.666
+- They're fun!
+- Yeah.
+
+06:05.500 --> 06:09.333
+What kind of woman doesn't love
+a cuddly older man?
+
+06:09.833 --> 06:13.166
+- Chocolate chip cookie?
+- No. I'm good, thanks.
+
+06:13.708 --> 06:14.708
+Have a good flight.
+
+06:18.000 --> 06:19.125
+[aeroplane landing]
+
+06:20.000 --> 06:21.540
+Hello, Mr Mac.
+
+06:21.541 --> 06:22.500
+Hi.
+
+06:23.416 --> 06:25.541
+Hi again. I'm just in the limo.
+
+06:26.291 --> 06:29.416
+- Rented, but still a limo.
+- Where are you?
+
+06:29.541 --> 06:30.625
+No, I'm outside.
+
+06:31.000 --> 06:32.874
+I've got a sign. You won't miss me.
+
+06:32.875 --> 06:33.957
+Where outside?
+
+06:33.958 --> 06:35.875
+Just outside arrivals, mate.
+
+06:36.000 --> 06:37.375
+[airport Tannoy announcement]
+
+06:38.083 --> 06:40.749
+Mr Mac, I'm Nigel Brand.
+
+06:40.750 --> 06:42.499
+Here to take you to the Savoy.
+
+06:42.500 --> 06:44.250
+The Savoy again.
+
+06:46.541 --> 06:49.208
+I gotta say, I'm a huge fan.
+
+06:49.750 --> 06:51.083
+I just lovedTop Gun.
+
+06:52.125 --> 06:55.916
+Oh, heated seats as requested.
+
+06:57.083 --> 07:01.000
+Oh, and here's your natural
+volcanic water, sir.
+
+07:01.208 --> 07:02.041
+Thank you.
+
+07:05.875 --> 07:06.875
+[Christmassy music]
+
+07:13.500 --> 07:17.625
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+07:18.458 --> 07:22.333
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+07:23.125 --> 07:24.874
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+07:24.875 --> 07:27.790
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+07:27.791 --> 07:31.750
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+07:32.708 --> 07:36.750
+♪ At the parties and celebrations ♪
+
+07:37.458 --> 07:41.333
+♪ People dancing all night long ♪
+
+07:42.083 --> 07:46.624
+♪ Time for presents
+And exchanging kisses ♪
+
+07:46.625 --> 07:50.708
+♪ Time for singing Christmas songs ♪
+
+07:52.416 --> 07:56.500
+♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪
+
+07:57.208 --> 08:00.708
+♪ I'm gonna find that girl
+Underneath the mistletoe ♪
+
+08:00.833 --> 08:03.208
+♪ And kiss by candlelight ♪
+
+08:03.375 --> 08:07.208
+♪ The room is swaying
+Records playing ♪
+
+08:08.041 --> 08:11.958
+♪ All the old songs we love to hear ♪
+
+08:12.541 --> 08:17.166
+♪ Oh, I wish
+That... every day was Christmas ♪
+
+08:17.458 --> 08:21.415
+♪ What a nice way to spend the year ♪
+
+08:21.416 --> 08:22.500
+♪ Whoo, yeah ♪
+
+08:36.833 --> 08:38.833
+And on your left,
+Mr Mac, you're gonna see...
+
+08:40.041 --> 08:41.041
+Mr Mac?
+
+08:41.916 --> 08:45.916
+♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪
+
+08:46.541 --> 08:50.707
+♪ I'm gonna find that girl
+Underneath the mistletoe ♪
+
+08:50.708 --> 08:52.375
+♪ And kiss by candlelight ♪
+
+08:52.791 --> 08:54.707
+♪ Snow is falling ♪
+
+08:54.708 --> 08:56.583
+♪ All around me ♪
+
+08:57.458 --> 09:01.458
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:02.041 --> 09:03.500
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:03.958 --> 09:06.666
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+09:07.041 --> 09:10.583
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:11.708 --> 09:15.416
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:16.041 --> 09:20.416
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:28.291 --> 09:32.125
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+09:33.041 --> 09:37.041
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:37.791 --> 09:39.250
+♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:39.625 --> 09:41.916
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+09:42.541 --> 09:46.208
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+09:46.875 --> 09:51.208
+♪ Snow is falling all around me ♪
+
+09:51.958 --> 09:55.583
+♪ Children playing, having fun ♪
+
+09:56.500 --> 09:57.833
+[fading]♪ It's the season ♪
+
+09:58.125 --> 10:01.000
+♪ Love and understanding ♪
+
+10:01.458 --> 10:05.541
+♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
+
+10:05.958 --> 10:08.416
+♪ Oh, snow is falling ♪
+
+10:08.750 --> 10:10.750
+- [music stops]
+- [keys jangle]
+
+10:19.458 --> 10:22.541
+All right. Mr Mac.
+
+10:24.041 --> 10:24.875
+Mr Mac.
+
+10:25.333 --> 10:27.250
+Mr Mac, we're here.
+
+10:32.666 --> 10:35.083
+[yawns]
+
+10:42.625 --> 10:44.041
+What are you talking about?
+
+10:45.625 --> 10:46.665
+Where's Big Ben?
+
+10:46.666 --> 10:48.250
+Harrods? Downton Abbey?
+
+10:48.375 --> 10:50.750
+Nah, we missed all that, sleepyhead.
+
+10:51.083 --> 10:54.541
+But welcome, Mr Mac, to the Savoy.
+
+10:56.125 --> 10:58.582
+Now there is currently
+no running water,
+
+10:58.583 --> 11:01.165
+but you don't mind
+skipping a shower day, do you?
+
+11:01.166 --> 11:02.707
+Is this some kind of a joke?
+
+11:02.708 --> 11:04.291
+Is what a joke?
+
+11:05.750 --> 11:07.291
+Where the hell's London?
+
+11:07.958 --> 11:09.916
+Well, it's three hours that way, sir.
+
+11:13.333 --> 11:15.416
+[laughs]
+
+11:15.708 --> 11:18.165
+- You are good, my friend.
+- [chuckles]
+
+11:18.166 --> 11:20.415
+So this is some kind
+of hidden camera show.
+
+11:20.416 --> 11:21.666
+I got it from here.
+
+11:22.375 --> 11:25.541
+Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, come out
+from wherever you're hiding, dude.
+
+11:29.875 --> 11:33.165
+Yeah.
+Erm, this is your hotel, Mr Mac.
+
+11:33.166 --> 11:35.915
+All the big turns stay
+at the Savoy Guest House
+
+11:35.916 --> 11:38.583
+when they're performing
+at Stoneford's Theatre Royal.
+
+11:45.000 --> 11:46.541
+Yeah. I'll-- I'll show you.
+
+11:49.333 --> 11:50.791
+Fine. I'll play along.
+
+11:51.291 --> 11:54.791
+- [Christmassy music tinkling]
+- [toy train whistles]
+
+11:56.916 --> 11:58.291
+[Nigel chuckles]
+
+11:59.625 --> 12:01.333
+- Wow.
+- What the...
+
+12:05.125 --> 12:09.291
+♪ It's beginning to look
+A lot like Christmas ♪
+
+12:10.666 --> 12:11.541
+[boy] There he is!
+
+12:12.916 --> 12:14.750
+[children] Get him! Get him!
+
+12:18.958 --> 12:20.541
+[children calling out in excitement]
+
+12:24.708 --> 12:27.291
+[indistinct chatter]
+
+12:35.250 --> 12:37.749
+Excuse me. Hello. Um...
+
+12:37.750 --> 12:42.125
+Darling, Brad,
+here you are at last. Erm...
+
+12:42.791 --> 12:46.999
+- Welcome to Stoneford,
+- [all chant] Welcome to Stoneford.
+
+12:47.000 --> 12:49.040
+He's even more gorgeous in the flesh.
+
+12:49.041 --> 12:52.500
+I'm Callum. The prince.
+Massive fan, mate.
+
+12:53.083 --> 12:55.083
+The only need is... yeah.
+
+12:55.500 --> 12:56.416
+Yeah.
+
+12:56.708 --> 12:58.665
+Not exactly sure
+what's going on here,
+
+12:58.666 --> 12:59.749
+but obviously there's been
+
+12:59.750 --> 13:02.333
+- some kind of--
+- Brenda. Fairy godmother.
+
+13:05.833 --> 13:07.375
+Izzy, Cinderella.
+
+13:09.125 --> 13:11.040
+- Fanny.
+- And Annie.
+
+13:11.041 --> 13:12.790
+- We're the ugly stepsisters.
+- We do it every Christmas.
+
+13:12.791 --> 13:14.707
+- Yeah, and on birthdays.
+- Oh, you are filthy!
+
+13:14.708 --> 13:15.624
+[laughter]
+
+13:15.625 --> 13:19.541
+Bababa, Bababa. Russell.
+Baron Hardup.
+
+13:20.416 --> 13:21.708
+Hilda from box office.
+[giggles]
+
+13:23.541 --> 13:24.875
+Jean the cleaner.
+
+13:26.208 --> 13:27.208
+Jonty on sound.
+
+13:28.291 --> 13:29.375
+Frank on lights.
+
+13:30.666 --> 13:31.875
+Neigh.
+
+13:32.250 --> 13:35.415
+Your distinguished director,
+Cassandra Collins, OBE,
+
+13:35.416 --> 13:38.291
+- under me, over me.
+- [all laugh]
+
+13:39.833 --> 13:42.791
+- And you are?
+- Jill, the choreographer.
+
+13:43.833 --> 13:46.749
+And I hate to be a realist,
+but we've only got a few days
+
+13:46.750 --> 13:48.290
+to get this show on the road.
+
+13:48.291 --> 13:49.999
+So if everyone's finished fawning,
+
+13:50.000 --> 13:51.625
+let's take it
+from the top of act one.
+
+13:51.791 --> 13:53.458
+You'll need these tap shoes.
+
+13:53.708 --> 13:57.916
+Er, stop. Everybody.
+Just stop for a second, please.
+
+13:58.458 --> 14:00.915
+Again, not sure
+what's happening here.
+
+14:00.916 --> 14:03.040
+But I definitely
+did not sign up for this.
+
+14:03.041 --> 14:04.708
+Sorry, for what, duck?
+
+14:04.875 --> 14:06.958
+This, whatever this is. What is this?
+
+14:07.083 --> 14:09.249
+A low-rent production ofCats?
+
+14:09.250 --> 14:11.833
+Darling. It's a pantomime.
+
+14:12.041 --> 14:13.333
+A panto-what?
+
+14:13.583 --> 14:14.957
+[extravagantly] Cinderella!
+
+14:14.958 --> 14:17.000
+And you are our Buttons.
+
+14:17.208 --> 14:18.874
+Oh, no, I'm not!
+
+14:18.875 --> 14:20.791
+[all] Oh, yes, you are!
+
+14:21.791 --> 14:24.500
+Is it the large padded horse
+that's throwing you off?
+
+14:25.583 --> 14:30.000
+Okay. Uh, Brenda, darling,
+why don't you show him?
+
+14:30.208 --> 14:31.333
+Show me what?
+
+14:32.708 --> 14:35.708
+- [Christmassy music]
+- [indistinct chatter]
+
+14:40.166 --> 14:44.666
+Pantomime, Brad, or panto for short,
+
+14:45.125 --> 14:47.624
+is an annual British tradition.
+
+14:47.625 --> 14:49.875
+A quintessential part of Christmas.
+
+14:50.041 --> 14:52.707
+Think fairy tales, but fun!
+
+14:52.708 --> 14:57.500
+Aladdin, Cinderella,
+Dick Whittington...
+
+14:58.208 --> 14:59.208
+I beg your pardon?
+
+14:59.625 --> 15:02.957
+You've got men dressed as women.
+Women dressed as men.
+
+15:02.958 --> 15:07.625
+Horses played by people plus
+pop songs and pyrotechnics.
+
+15:07.750 --> 15:08.583
+[explosion]
+
+15:09.250 --> 15:11.500
+Always a happy ending
+
+15:11.625 --> 15:16.416
+with an enormous explosion
+covering the whole auditorium.
+
+15:17.375 --> 15:20.791
+Brenda, try not to be so crude.
+There are children present.
+
+15:22.250 --> 15:26.666
+Double entendres too, Brad,
+you like those, I'm sure.
+
+15:26.791 --> 15:28.416
+Mind you,
+
+15:29.750 --> 15:31.583
+there're a lot
+to get your mouth around.
+
+15:31.833 --> 15:35.333
+[theatre voice]
+Alright, my darlings, we begin.
+
+15:35.833 --> 15:38.291
+[jaunty music]
+
+15:41.958 --> 15:43.208
+Oh, my God.
+
+15:45.916 --> 15:48.457
+♪ You look like fun to me ♪
+
+15:48.458 --> 15:52.624
+♪ You look a little like
+Somebody I know ♪
+
+15:52.625 --> 15:53.957
+Come on, sheeple!
+
+15:53.958 --> 15:59.040
+♪ How this ends because
+I'll be in your head all weekend ♪
+
+15:59.041 --> 16:01.624
+♪ Shivers and butterflies ♪
+
+16:01.625 --> 16:05.624
+♪ I get the shivers
+When I look into your eyes ♪
+
+16:05.625 --> 16:08.707
+♪ And I can tell that you're all in ♪
+
+16:08.708 --> 16:11.290
+♪ Because I can hear
+Your heart beating ♪
+
+16:11.291 --> 16:14.291
+♪ Padam, padam, padam ♪
+
+16:14.750 --> 16:16.457
+♪ I hear it and I know ♪
+
+16:16.458 --> 16:20.333
+♪ Padam, padam,
+I know you wanna take me home ♪
+
+16:20.458 --> 16:23.916
+Keep up the energy.
+Remember, people are paying for this.
+
+16:24.541 --> 16:26.916
+♪ When your heart goes padam ♪
+
+16:27.958 --> 16:30.749
+It'll all make sense
+eventually, dear.
+
+16:30.750 --> 16:34.124
+♪ I know you wanna
+Take me home, padam ♪
+
+16:34.125 --> 16:37.500
+♪ And take off all my clothes,
+Padam, padam ♪
+
+16:37.916 --> 16:41.541
+♪ When your heart goes padam ♪
+
+16:42.625 --> 16:45.166
+- [delighted] Ha-ha! Yes!
+- Right. Thank you.
+
+16:45.875 --> 16:46.708
+Thank you.
+
+16:47.500 --> 16:49.916
+Thank you for wasting my time.
+
+16:50.208 --> 16:51.041
+Good luck.
+
+16:51.750 --> 16:54.041
+Never say good luck
+in the theatre, Brad.
+
+16:54.250 --> 16:55.083
+Yeah.
+
+16:55.375 --> 16:56.708
+We're cursed.
+
+16:57.500 --> 17:00.165
+Brad. What's the problem?
+
+17:00.166 --> 17:02.083
+You're kidding. What's the problem?
+
+17:02.583 --> 17:05.290
+Okay, here's the problem.
+I'm stuck here in Hookeyville
+
+17:05.291 --> 17:08.499
+somewhere north of nowhere,
+surrounded by singing sheep
+
+17:08.500 --> 17:11.707
+and ageing alcoholics.
+Okay. You are my agent.
+
+17:11.708 --> 17:14.707
+You need to get me out of here
+as quickly as possible.
+
+17:14.708 --> 17:18.249
+Oh, but Brad,
+you did read the script, right?
+
+17:18.250 --> 17:19.749
+No, not, not...
+
+17:19.750 --> 17:22.124
+- And the terms of the contract?
+- [horn honks]
+
+17:22.125 --> 17:23.458
+Get out of the road, you idiot.
+
+17:23.958 --> 17:26.624
+Exactly. Look, honey,
+
+17:26.625 --> 17:29.415
+I've been your agent for years,
+and the fact of the matter is,
+
+17:29.416 --> 17:30.707
+you're lazy, ungrateful,
+
+17:30.708 --> 17:33.374
+and I've had just about enough
+rider requests for one lifetime.
+
+17:33.375 --> 17:36.833
+Nobody needs a new pair of briefs
+every single day.
+
+17:38.458 --> 17:41.832
+Brad Apollo Mac,
+it gives me the greatest of pleasures
+
+17:41.833 --> 17:44.082
+to finally say, you're fired.
+
+17:44.083 --> 17:47.832
+Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
+You are fired.
+
+17:47.833 --> 17:49.665
+Too late, buster.
+You're already off the books.
+
+17:49.666 --> 17:51.415
+You're gonna hear from my lawyer.
+
+17:51.416 --> 17:53.624
+Who cares?
+Your lawyer hates you, too.
+
+17:53.625 --> 17:55.583
+Merry Christmas, Buttons.
+
+18:00.500 --> 18:03.582
+I wouldn't worry about it, mate.
+Gandalf's done it too.
+
+18:03.583 --> 18:06.999
+- He still does, in fact.
+- Sir Ian McKellen's done pantomime?
+
+18:07.000 --> 18:08.999
+Oh, yeah. All the big names.
+
+18:09.000 --> 18:13.207
+David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson,
+Barry offEastEnders.
+
+18:13.208 --> 18:15.083
+- Eh?
+- [mutters] I'm dead.
+
+18:17.875 --> 18:20.583
+All right then. Here we are.
+
+18:22.833 --> 18:23.833
+Wow.
+
+18:26.541 --> 18:28.249
+I-- I don't really need a
+themed room,
+
+18:28.250 --> 18:29.291
+a regular one'll do.
+
+18:30.041 --> 18:31.625
+What you mean, themed?
+
+18:41.666 --> 18:43.249
+- [car door slams]
+- Hello, girls.
+
+18:43.250 --> 18:45.124
+Kieran, what are you doing here?
+
+18:45.125 --> 18:47.665
+I'm not gonna let you walk home
+in the dark on your own, am I?
+
+18:47.666 --> 18:50.499
+- So jump in the motor.
+- It's a short walk. We're fine.
+
+18:50.500 --> 18:51.624
+It's winter, Jill.
+
+18:51.625 --> 18:53.290
+There's a lot
+of naughty people knocking about.
+
+18:53.291 --> 18:54.541
+You know, like burglars.
+
+18:54.750 --> 18:56.291
+Oh, you've heard
+about that, have you?
+
+18:56.708 --> 18:58.999
+Of course, I have.
+Everyone's talking about it.
+
+18:59.000 --> 19:01.250
+Yeah, well, I hope
+you're not mixed up in any of it.
+
+19:01.625 --> 19:04.000
+Put the top up, Kieran.
+It's freezing.
+
+19:04.416 --> 19:05.415
+How's my baby?
+
+19:05.416 --> 19:07.082
+I'm 13.
+
+19:07.083 --> 19:09.290
+Well, you'll always be my baby.
+
+19:09.291 --> 19:11.124
+You're looking forward
+to spending Christmas
+
+19:11.125 --> 19:12.458
+with your old dad this year?
+
+19:12.791 --> 19:14.374
+- What?
+- It's my turn.
+
+19:14.375 --> 19:16.665
+She's got a part in the panto.
+
+19:16.666 --> 19:18.208
+We discussed this.
+
+19:18.708 --> 19:20.582
+Well, that was before I knew
+that you were both working
+
+19:20.583 --> 19:22.166
+with that, uh, Killing Timemug.
+
+19:22.416 --> 19:25.707
+So, yeah. Christmas
+with all your London cousins.
+
+19:25.708 --> 19:27.291
+You'd like that, wouldn't you, Cara?
+
+19:28.041 --> 19:29.750
+[police siren in the distance]
+
+19:31.250 --> 19:32.750
+Oh, well, I'll give you a bell.
+
+19:34.250 --> 19:35.333
+Love you, baby.
+
+19:51.166 --> 19:52.582
+[water gurgles]
+
+19:52.583 --> 19:56.000
+No, that's disgusting.
+
+19:56.208 --> 19:57.916
+[phone rings]
+
+19:59.250 --> 20:00.416
+Oh, crap.
+
+20:06.083 --> 20:09.041
+- Hey, Grace, how are you?
+- Oh, Brad, are you in England?
+
+20:09.166 --> 20:14.291
+Er, yeah,
+I'm at a silent shamanic retreat.
+
+20:15.166 --> 20:17.916
+Mmm.
+
+20:18.916 --> 20:20.415
+Mmm.
+
+20:20.416 --> 20:22.791
+Any plans to see
+your daughter at all?
+
+20:22.958 --> 20:25.207
+Can't really talk right now.
+Gotta stay quiet.
+
+20:25.208 --> 20:28.832
+- Convenient.
+- Emma, darling, it's Daddy.
+
+20:28.833 --> 20:32.290
+Okay, fine, Grace.
+I was supposed to do a play here.
+
+20:32.291 --> 20:33.915
+Okay? In the theatre.
+
+20:33.916 --> 20:36.499
+Exciting times.
+Who's the playwright, Brad?
+
+20:36.500 --> 20:39.249
+- Oh, Spencer, you're there too?
+- Marlow? Jonson?
+
+20:39.250 --> 20:41.416
+It's gonna be
+down in Stoneford, okay?
+
+20:42.458 --> 20:44.374
+Hey, Em. Hi, sweetheart.
+
+20:44.375 --> 20:46.875
+Hi, Dad.
+Mum says you're in England.
+
+20:47.041 --> 20:48.374
+[British accent]
+That's right, governor.
+
+20:48.375 --> 20:49.457
+Don't do the accent.
+
+20:49.458 --> 20:51.957
+Yeah. Okay. Look,
+sweetheart, the sad thing is,
+
+20:51.958 --> 20:54.125
+I don't think I'm gonna
+be able to see you on this trip.
+
+20:54.375 --> 20:56.124
+Well, but you said that last time.
+
+20:56.125 --> 20:59.165
+- And the time before that.
+- And the time before that.
+
+20:59.166 --> 21:02.457
+I know, I know, okay?
+But this time is not my fault.
+
+21:02.458 --> 21:03.833
+I'm not gonna be here long.
+
+21:04.083 --> 21:05.374
+I've been conned.
+
+21:05.375 --> 21:06.915
+They weren't even gonna
+give me a Winnebago.
+
+21:06.916 --> 21:09.416
+But what about Christmas?
+
+21:09.541 --> 21:11.083
+[sighs] Christmas.
+
+21:11.416 --> 21:13.957
+Ugh. Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
+
+21:13.958 --> 21:16.041
+I promise I'm gonna
+make it up to you, okay?
+
+21:16.625 --> 21:19.582
+Hey, you liked that Amazon gift card
+I gave you last year, right?
+
+21:19.583 --> 21:21.500
+That way you can get
+exactly what you want.
+
+21:21.625 --> 21:22.583
+Don't worry, Dad.
+
+21:22.791 --> 21:25.041
+Mum always told me
+to manage my expectations.
+
+21:25.458 --> 21:26.958
+A pretty good life lesson, actually.
+
+21:27.833 --> 21:29.165
+Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
+
+21:29.166 --> 21:32.458
+Please don't be mad at me, okay?
+I promise, I will make it up to you.
+
+21:33.083 --> 21:35.291
+But now you sleep tight,
+my little angel.
+
+21:42.333 --> 21:43.666
+[alarm clock beeps]
+
+21:45.041 --> 21:46.958
+[church bell rings in distance]
+
+21:49.833 --> 21:53.125
+Oh no, this is actually happening.
+
+21:54.458 --> 21:56.291
+[whimpers]
+
+22:03.000 --> 22:04.500
+[Nigel] Wait, Mr Mac.
+
+22:06.750 --> 22:07.915
+I gotta say, Mr Mac,
+
+22:07.916 --> 22:10.500
+I'm surprised you didn't flee
+in the middle of the night.
+
+22:10.916 --> 22:12.416
+[laughs]
+
+22:13.083 --> 22:14.332
+Imagine that.
+
+22:14.333 --> 22:17.665
+Mad dash to the airport,
+straight onto a private jet.
+
+22:17.666 --> 22:20.125
+But then again, I know you
+wouldn't do that to us.
+
+22:22.916 --> 22:24.875
+That's a big bag
+for a rehearsal, innit?
+
+22:30.625 --> 22:32.833
+[man] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
+
+22:35.875 --> 22:36.708
+Excuse me?
+
+22:37.541 --> 22:39.416
+Sign in please, Mr Mac.
+
+22:41.166 --> 22:43.457
+It's ten past ten.
+You are late.
+
+22:43.458 --> 22:45.458
+It's fine. I won't be staying.
+
+22:46.125 --> 22:48.291
+Why is my name
+not at the top of the list?
+
+22:48.875 --> 22:51.041
+Well, it's alphabetical, Mr Mac.
+
+22:52.583 --> 22:53.416
+Huh.
+
+22:54.916 --> 22:57.125
+The name's Albert, by the way.
+
+22:58.291 --> 23:00.125
+Albert with an A.
+
+23:01.083 --> 23:02.583
+I know your game.
+
+23:07.291 --> 23:08.291
+Yeah.
+
+23:08.666 --> 23:10.041
+[sighs]
+
+23:13.625 --> 23:14.625
+Pbrrr.
+
+23:18.041 --> 23:21.540
+- Ciao, Brad.
+- Yeah, I know. Hello. Goodbye.
+
+23:21.541 --> 23:22.624
+So sad.
+
+23:22.625 --> 23:24.582
+Now, I take it
+you've read the script.
+
+23:24.583 --> 23:27.790
+Sandra, if I had read this script,
+I wouldn't have gotten on the plane.
+
+23:27.791 --> 23:29.665
+You are hilarious.
+
+23:29.666 --> 23:31.374
+So we're gonna be starting
+with scene three.
+
+23:31.375 --> 23:32.707
+It's a tricky one, mind.
+
+23:32.708 --> 23:35.458
+Wonderful. Places, please, darlings.
+
+23:36.166 --> 23:39.165
+Oh, hello, Buttons. There you are.
+
+23:39.166 --> 23:41.290
+Weren't you supposed to be
+with the fairy in the dairy?
+
+23:41.291 --> 23:42.499
+The fairy in the dairy, Fanny?
+
+23:42.500 --> 23:44.707
+That's right, Annie.
+Far better than being on the hunt--
+
+23:44.708 --> 23:47.041
+Wait a second.
+Why is there plastic on the floor?
+
+23:47.541 --> 23:50.333
+And why are you wearing a wig?
+In the script it says--
+
+23:50.500 --> 23:51.416
+[squelching]
+
+23:52.291 --> 23:54.332
+- [punch lands]
+- [thudding]
+
+23:54.333 --> 23:55.750
+[furious] Son of a bitch!
+
+23:56.333 --> 23:58.291
+You should have known
+from my contract.
+
+23:58.583 --> 24:01.541
+I don't do my own stunts.
+Somebody call me a car!
+
+24:01.750 --> 24:03.790
+- You're a car.
+- You're a jerk.
+
+24:03.791 --> 24:05.915
+Don't worry, Bradders.
+It was an absolute honour
+
+24:05.916 --> 24:07.499
+to be punched in the face by you.
+
+24:07.500 --> 24:10.999
+- You can even do it harder next time.
+- Oh, yeah, Brad, she likes it hard.
+
+24:11.000 --> 24:11.915
+Ooh, Fanny.
+
+24:11.916 --> 24:15.540
+Okay, that's it. I quit.
+I'm on the red eye tonight.
+
+24:15.541 --> 24:17.415
+[Jean]
+Have you got pink eye, darling?
+
+24:17.416 --> 24:19.624
+I've got a cream
+that's good for that.
+
+24:19.625 --> 24:21.332
+What's wrong with you people?
+
+24:21.333 --> 24:24.415
+Actually, Brad, darling,
+you, erm, you can't quit.
+
+24:24.416 --> 24:28.999
+- [chuckles] Excuse me?
+- Oh, yes. Cassie's right, darling.
+
+24:29.000 --> 24:32.040
+Your clever little agent
+added in a liability clause.
+
+24:32.041 --> 24:32.958
+Yep.
+
+24:33.250 --> 24:35.415
+If you fail
+to perform even just one show,
+
+24:35.416 --> 24:38.541
+you're liable to be sued for
+loss of proceeds for the entire run.
+
+24:38.791 --> 24:42.624
+Ooh, I think I might be able
+to muster the six bucks.
+
+24:42.625 --> 24:46.082
+Mm. The last time I looked,
+I think it was two million pounds.
+
+24:46.083 --> 24:47.875
+Three million, actually.
+
+24:48.500 --> 24:50.332
+You see,
+Christmas pantomimes make the money
+
+24:50.333 --> 24:52.040
+that keeps theatres open
+all year round.
+
+24:52.041 --> 24:54.665
+Without that revenue,
+a lot of theatres would be forced
+
+24:54.666 --> 24:57.041
+to close down.
+This one included.
+
+24:57.166 --> 25:00.916
+Yeah. Sorry, sorry. Yeah.
+That is £3,000,000, not dollars.
+
+25:01.625 --> 25:02.458
+Okay, darling.
+
+25:04.666 --> 25:06.208
+I'm gonna need some privacy.
+
+25:06.666 --> 25:09.375
+Oh. Please don't go, Brad.
+
+25:10.916 --> 25:14.916
+Hate you, Brad? No.
+Why would I hate you?
+
+25:15.041 --> 25:17.457
+Your NDAs alone paid
+for my new pool.
+
+25:17.458 --> 25:19.332
+Okay, good. Good.
+
+25:19.333 --> 25:22.916
+That's great. So... am I free?
+
+25:24.500 --> 25:28.250
+Well, sadly, Brad,
+the contract's pretty tight.
+
+25:28.750 --> 25:31.374
+Unless there's some kind
+of force majeure.
+
+25:31.375 --> 25:34.665
+An explosion, tsunami,
+collapse of the Western world,
+
+25:34.666 --> 25:37.375
+which, let's face it, isn't far away.
+
+25:37.958 --> 25:39.665
+You're doing this, I'm afraid.
+
+25:39.666 --> 25:42.375
+No, no, no, Sukie, please. I can't.
+
+25:43.125 --> 25:44.582
+Why is this happening to me?
+
+25:44.583 --> 25:47.375
+Well, your agent made
+a pretty solid deal.
+
+25:48.000 --> 25:48.832
+Judas.
+
+25:48.833 --> 25:50.833
+No, Julie.
+
+25:51.166 --> 25:53.916
+You really gotta get better
+at remembering people's name.
+
+25:55.000 --> 25:55.833
+Hey...
+
+25:59.041 --> 26:01.249
+What if I just walked,
+got on a plane and went home?
+
+26:01.250 --> 26:04.624
+Oh, then they will sue
+and trust me, they will win.
+
+26:04.625 --> 26:07.333
+But, hey, look on
+the bright side, Brad,
+
+26:07.500 --> 26:09.915
+this pantomime thing's
+surprisingly well paid.
+
+26:09.916 --> 26:10.833
+It is?
+
+26:11.000 --> 26:15.707
+Sure, and given
+the state of your finances,
+
+26:15.708 --> 26:17.208
+I would stay put if I were you.
+
+26:17.416 --> 26:18.957
+What about my finances?
+
+26:18.958 --> 26:20.374
+Oh, Brad, please.
+
+26:20.375 --> 26:25.915
+Five houses, one divorce,
+200k a year on tulips.
+
+26:25.916 --> 26:29.708
+- Your spending is out of control.
+- Why can't anyone get this right?
+
+26:30.208 --> 26:32.499
+It was $200,000 over two years.
+
+26:32.500 --> 26:35.665
+And they weren't tulips.
+They were orchids from Namibia.
+
+26:35.666 --> 26:39.707
+Well, Namibia it in the butt,
+pal, because the bottom line is,
+
+26:39.708 --> 26:42.875
+it's Buttons or bust.
+
+26:47.166 --> 26:48.375
+[whimpers]
+
+26:51.708 --> 26:52.958
+I'm screwed.
+
+26:56.541 --> 26:57.958
+[indistinct chatter]
+
+26:58.708 --> 27:00.291
+Everybody's a comedian.
+
+27:02.041 --> 27:04.708
+Right then, what can I get you?
+Oh, hello, Brad.
+
+27:05.250 --> 27:07.540
+- So you work here too?
+- Course I do.
+
+27:07.541 --> 27:09.665
+Cost of living, mate,
+can never have too many jobs.
+
+27:09.666 --> 27:10.707
+You're telling me.
+
+27:10.708 --> 27:14.000
+I used to be the face of Breitling,
+Gucci, Constipate.
+
+27:14.625 --> 27:15.707
+Exactly as it sounds.
+
+27:15.708 --> 27:18.332
+Anyways, I'll have
+a sparkling kombucha,
+
+27:18.333 --> 27:20.374
+a pistachio quinoa power bowl,
+
+27:20.375 --> 27:23.165
+and a side order of organic kale,
+low-alkaline please.
+
+27:23.166 --> 27:25.291
+- Yeah, we don't have that.
+- Which part?
+
+27:25.458 --> 27:26.458
+Any of it.
+
+27:28.166 --> 27:31.291
+Fine. I'll take your average,
+run-of-the-mill sushi. Thank you.
+
+27:34.750 --> 27:35.833
+Hi, Brad.
+
+27:36.416 --> 27:38.125
+Hello, teenage girl.
+
+27:39.500 --> 27:41.957
+I'm in the pantomime. Cara.
+
+27:41.958 --> 27:44.333
+[disinterested] Of course, you are.
+
+27:45.000 --> 27:46.166
+For the Gram.
+
+27:46.458 --> 27:48.791
+Oh, God.
+I wish I had a gram right now.
+
+27:49.583 --> 27:50.583
+[camera shutter clicks]
+
+27:56.375 --> 27:59.749
+Listen, Brad, I just wanted
+to apologise for yesterday
+
+27:59.750 --> 28:01.250
+for being a bit rude.
+
+28:01.375 --> 28:03.499
+It's just we don't have
+much time to rehearse.
+
+28:03.500 --> 28:06.374
+And you being five days late
+wasn't exactly helpful.
+
+28:06.375 --> 28:09.790
+- I'm five days late?
+- Oh, like you didn't know that.
+
+28:09.791 --> 28:12.499
+Of course not.
+'Cause I'm not supposed to be here.
+
+28:12.500 --> 28:14.000
+My agent tricked me.
+
+28:14.166 --> 28:16.250
+I'm supposed to be playing
+Macbeth at the Globe.
+
+28:16.791 --> 28:21.666
+Oh, well, you'd freeze your tits off.
+That place doesn't even have a roof.
+
+28:22.666 --> 28:26.458
+Okay. This was my chance to be
+taken seriously as an actor.
+
+28:26.750 --> 28:30.957
+- And now that's not gonna happen.
+- Pantomime is serious.
+
+28:30.958 --> 28:33.541
+I'm starting to think
+you might be a little serious.
+
+28:35.083 --> 28:37.540
+You have a daughter,
+don't you, Brad? Emma.
+
+28:37.541 --> 28:39.333
+Yes. I may have Wikipedia-ed it.
+
+28:40.000 --> 28:43.582
+Can you just imagine
+her looking at you on the stage
+
+28:43.583 --> 28:46.582
+putting massive smiles
+on everyone's faces?
+
+28:46.583 --> 28:48.457
+Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
+
+28:48.458 --> 28:51.041
+Not exactly
+the world's greatest dad right now.
+
+28:51.333 --> 28:54.500
+Kids are for life, Brad,
+not just for Christmas.
+
+28:56.041 --> 28:57.832
+And think of Stoneford too.
+
+28:57.833 --> 29:00.625
+Do you honestly think
+anyone's gonna care?
+
+29:01.250 --> 29:04.791
+- Er, hello. Look around.
+- [camera shutters clicking]
+
+29:05.458 --> 29:08.790
+So if you're thinking of leaving us,
+Mr Mac, better do so soon
+
+29:08.791 --> 29:11.083
+'cause we'd need
+to find another Buttons.
+
+29:12.666 --> 29:15.207
+- What the hell is that?
+- Sushi.
+
+29:15.208 --> 29:16.333
+I googled it.
+
+29:17.125 --> 29:18.333
+[doors swing open]
+
+29:20.708 --> 29:23.416
+Well, it looks like you win.
+
+29:24.458 --> 29:29.165
+I, Bradley Mac, three-time
+Razzie nominee, will be your Buttons.
+
+29:29.166 --> 29:31.290
+- Bravo!
+- Marvellous!
+
+29:31.291 --> 29:33.040
+Hey, it's dead flattering that, Brad.
+
+29:33.041 --> 29:34.457
+Welcome to the madhouse, darling.
+
+29:34.458 --> 29:36.750
+- Who wants a gin?
+- Brenda. Not now.
+
+29:37.166 --> 29:38.165
+First things first.
+
+29:38.166 --> 29:39.540
+I wanna start
+with the motivational speech
+
+29:39.541 --> 29:41.124
+between Buttons and Cinderella.
+
+29:41.125 --> 29:45.166
+Er, sorry, darling...
+Erm, motivational speech?
+
+29:45.291 --> 29:46.874
+Yeah.
+Where he tells her to stay strong
+
+29:46.875 --> 29:48.125
+in the face of adversity.
+
+29:48.458 --> 29:50.957
+I've done it a hundred times.
+- Remember?
+- Killing Time 2.
+
+29:50.958 --> 29:53.416
+- I was four when that came out.
+- Yeah, same.
+
+29:54.458 --> 29:56.790
+All I have to do
+is get my head in the character
+
+29:56.791 --> 29:59.000
+and it should be
+smooth sailing from there.
+
+29:59.250 --> 30:02.041
+Absolutely, darling,
+give us your best shot.
+
+30:05.583 --> 30:08.415
+Oh, heavens. He's gonna go
+all Method on us, Brenda.
+
+30:08.416 --> 30:09.708
+He's not the only one.
+
+30:12.041 --> 30:13.875
+[softly] Don't cry, Cinderella.
+
+30:14.875 --> 30:19.165
+Your stepmother and stepsister
+are mean because that's their nature.
+
+30:19.166 --> 30:21.041
+Things will get better.
+
+30:21.625 --> 30:23.041
+You just have to believe.
+
+30:25.833 --> 30:27.500
+And magic will happen.
+
+30:30.208 --> 30:33.790
+Can I just, er,
+stop you for a moment, Brad?
+
+30:33.791 --> 30:36.333
+Too good?
+I don't wanna show up the others.
+
+30:36.541 --> 30:38.666
+- Almost too good. Yup.
+- Ah.
+
+30:39.125 --> 30:41.500
+Now, Brad, darling,
+you are used to film
+
+30:41.916 --> 30:44.165
+where the camera can give you
+a lovely big close-up
+
+30:44.166 --> 30:45.915
+with the microphone and the edits.
+
+30:45.916 --> 30:48.374
+Hey, I'm ready
+for my close-up, Mr Mac.
+
+30:48.375 --> 30:50.207
+No one's interested
+in your muscles, Callum.
+
+30:50.208 --> 30:52.624
+- Speak for yourself, love.
+- Want a go on that?
+
+30:52.625 --> 30:54.665
+But on stage,
+it is completely different.
+
+30:54.666 --> 30:58.624
+You have to project.
+You have to go big.
+
+30:58.625 --> 30:59.541
+I know that.
+
+30:59.666 --> 31:00.500
+I know that.
+
+31:00.666 --> 31:01.666
+Louder.
+
+31:02.208 --> 31:04.708
+Louder. Okay. Big, big.
+
+31:04.916 --> 31:06.166
+Gorgeous.
+
+31:06.958 --> 31:09.958
+And... action!
+
+31:10.833 --> 31:13.582
+[sobbing] Don't cry, Cinderella!
+
+31:13.583 --> 31:15.999
+Your stepmother
+and stepsisters are mean to you
+
+31:16.000 --> 31:17.791
+because it's their nature!
+
+31:18.291 --> 31:20.708
+Things will get better!
+[sobbing continues]
+
+31:23.041 --> 31:24.125
+Something like that?
+
+31:24.458 --> 31:26.249
+Mm-hmm. Mm.
+
+31:26.250 --> 31:27.333
+We're screwed.
+
+31:29.250 --> 31:31.250
+[phone buzzes]
+
+31:33.208 --> 31:34.999
+Grace.
+How's my favourite ex-wife?
+
+31:35.000 --> 31:36.500
+Oh, what do you care?
+
+31:36.708 --> 31:40.374
+Now, listen,
+you can pick Emma up tomorrow.
+
+31:40.375 --> 31:42.874
+You should consider
+yourself very lucky.
+
+31:42.875 --> 31:44.416
+- Tomorrow?
+- Yes.
+
+31:45.041 --> 31:47.790
+And do not let her down this time.
+
+31:47.791 --> 31:50.165
+- What do you mean, this time?
+- Oh, come on, Brad.
+
+31:50.166 --> 31:51.332
+Forget the Oscars.
+
+31:51.333 --> 31:54.583
+You are literally first in line
+for Worst parent of the year award.
+
+31:55.625 --> 31:58.125
+Some parents are
+just so selfish, aren't they?
+
+31:59.166 --> 32:00.083
+What the...?
+
+32:01.833 --> 32:02.833
+- I'll be there.
+- Good.
+
+32:03.791 --> 32:05.416
+[exhilarating music]
+
+32:09.125 --> 32:11.874
+Oh, Brad, I'm so sorry, mate.
+Come here.
+
+32:11.875 --> 32:13.208
+- Don't.
+- Yeah, no, fair enough.
+
+32:13.791 --> 32:15.415
+- We've been broken into.
+- What?
+
+32:15.416 --> 32:17.166
+Yeah.
+Your suite's been ransacked.
+
+32:17.291 --> 32:19.499
+Why don't you just get me
+another room with a bigger lock?
+
+32:19.500 --> 32:22.707
+I would love to, but we,
+we are chock full of Santas
+
+32:22.708 --> 32:24.166
+and we're the only hotel in town.
+
+32:25.208 --> 32:27.124
+Well then, Mr Mac,
+
+32:27.125 --> 32:29.125
+you'd better come
+and stay at my place.
+
+32:29.916 --> 32:32.290
+Thank you, Albert.
+But I don't want to put you out.
+
+32:32.291 --> 32:34.333
+Oh, it's fine.
+
+32:34.958 --> 32:38.000
+We'll find a way to,
+uh, squeeze you in.
+
+32:40.500 --> 32:42.250
+I could bring whatever's
+left of your stuff.
+
+32:43.250 --> 32:44.125
+Thanks, Nigel.
+
+32:45.666 --> 32:47.083
+Yeah, you're welcome, mate.
+
+32:49.083 --> 32:50.166
+Stay safe.
+
+33:00.291 --> 33:03.207
+Wow.
+It was very thoughtful of you, Alby.
+
+33:03.208 --> 33:05.083
+Hey, Albert, please.
+
+33:05.666 --> 33:08.583
+Really like the electric car too.
+Very green of you.
+
+33:09.375 --> 33:10.208
+What's all this?
+
+33:11.166 --> 33:13.791
+This is my life,
+
+33:14.333 --> 33:15.833
+my whole life.
+
+33:16.583 --> 33:18.625
+- Huh.
+- [bells jingle]
+
+33:20.416 --> 33:22.665
+Er-- er, you're upstairs.
+
+33:22.666 --> 33:24.166
+Er, first floor.
+
+33:39.583 --> 33:41.916
+- I've got a question.
+- The answer is yes.
+
+33:42.125 --> 33:46.041
+Madly in love with each other,
+but no, neither of them has a clue.
+
+33:46.375 --> 33:47.708
+[both laugh]
+
+33:48.625 --> 33:49.957
+- I'll get it.
+- Yeah.
+
+33:49.958 --> 33:51.041
+I'll get it.
+
+33:51.333 --> 33:54.625
+Right. Brad. Dare I say,
+we're gonna attempt to put you in.
+
+33:54.833 --> 33:56.499
+- God help us.
+- Fine. Just remember,
+
+33:56.500 --> 33:58.000
+I don't do my own stunts.
+
+33:58.500 --> 34:00.875
+You don't do your own stunts.
+Got it.
+
+34:01.708 --> 34:03.915
+Right. To save time,
+we're gonna divvy up
+
+34:03.916 --> 34:05.958
+some your lines to other people.
+
+34:08.416 --> 34:09.708
+I'm a light tenor.
+
+34:10.916 --> 34:11.916
+How about you?
+
+34:12.583 --> 34:14.291
+A little heavier, but I can sing.
+
+34:14.916 --> 34:17.249
+Jill, is this a good time
+to tell you that I can actually sing
+
+34:17.250 --> 34:18.833
+and I'm a pretty good dancer?
+
+34:19.333 --> 34:20.500
+Of course, you are.
+
+34:21.708 --> 34:24.000
+['It's the Most Wonderful Time
+of the Year' plays]
+
+34:24.916 --> 34:25.750
+Callum.
+
+34:30.291 --> 34:35.500
+♪ It's the most
+wonderful time of the year ♪
+
+34:37.333 --> 34:41.207
+♪ With the kids jingle belling
+And everyone telling you ♪
+
+34:41.208 --> 34:43.333
+♪ Be of good cheer ♪
+
+34:43.958 --> 34:49.541
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+34:50.625 --> 34:56.291
+♪ It's the hap-happiest season
+Of all ♪
+
+34:57.666 --> 35:01.582
+♪ With those holiday greetings
+And gay happy meetings ♪
+
+35:01.583 --> 35:03.958
+♪ When friends come to call ♪
+
+35:04.791 --> 35:10.750
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+35:11.166 --> 35:15.457
+♪ There'll be parties for hosting
+Marshmallows for toasting ♪
+
+35:15.458 --> 35:18.290
+♪ And carolling out in the snow ♪
+
+35:18.291 --> 35:22.249
+♪ There'll be scary ghost stories
+And tales of the glories ♪
+
+35:22.250 --> 35:26.208
+♪ Of Christmases long, long ago ♪
+
+35:27.000 --> 35:32.125
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+35:33.875 --> 35:37.499
+♪ There'll be much mistletoeing
+And hearts will be glowing ♪
+
+35:37.500 --> 35:40.250
+♪ When loved ones are near ♪
+
+35:40.750 --> 35:43.416
+♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:44.333 --> 35:47.582
+♪ Yes, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:47.583 --> 35:51.666
+♪ Oh, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+35:52.375 --> 35:56.541
+♪ Of the year ♪
+
+35:57.000 --> 35:58.875
+- Bravo!
+- [applause]
+
+36:00.291 --> 36:04.082
+♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
+
+36:04.083 --> 36:07.540
+♪ Yes, the most wonderful time ♪
+
+36:07.541 --> 36:13.375
+♪ It's the most wonderful time
+Of the year ♪
+
+36:13.500 --> 36:14.915
+[cheers and applause]
+
+36:14.916 --> 36:17.874
+Ah, this is gonna be
+our best panto ever.
+
+36:17.875 --> 36:19.415
+Yeah,
+that was supposed to be my song.
+
+36:19.416 --> 36:21.249
+Oh, Russell, darling, don't worry.
+
+36:21.250 --> 36:23.791
+- You can take a lead on another one.
+- Yeah. Only if I get to pick.
+
+36:24.791 --> 36:27.457
+I'd like to do
+Engelbert Humperdinck's
+
+36:27.458 --> 36:29.625
+Lonely Is a Man Without Love.
+
+36:30.208 --> 36:33.540
+- Hmm. That'll really get them going.
+- It used to, darling.
+
+36:33.541 --> 36:37.582
+- [whispering] Izzy. What's going on?
+- Oh, no. It's all right, Brad.
+
+36:37.583 --> 36:39.958
+- We don't have to do this.
+- Do what?
+
+36:40.541 --> 36:42.540
+Well, I know
+you like to date your co-stars,
+
+36:42.541 --> 36:45.875
+but seriously,
+you're old enough to be my granddad.
+
+36:46.750 --> 36:47.583
+Wow.
+
+36:49.416 --> 36:50.416
+Wow.
+
+36:51.000 --> 36:52.332
+Truth is, I was just gonna ask you
+
+36:52.333 --> 36:54.415
+what's going on
+between you and Callum.
+
+36:54.416 --> 37:00.333
+Oh, oh, sorry.
+That, erm, well, nothing, I guess.
+
+37:00.875 --> 37:02.540
+Every year we do the panto
+
+37:02.541 --> 37:05.332
+and every year
+we just sort of grow apart.
+
+37:05.333 --> 37:07.124
+Too much brawn, not enough brains.
+
+37:07.125 --> 37:09.000
+I hate those guys.
+
+37:10.125 --> 37:13.000
+Well, at least I now know
+what I need to ask Santa for.
+
+37:13.500 --> 37:14.499
+What, brains?
+
+37:14.500 --> 37:17.958
+No. Something
+to stuff your stocking with.
+
+37:18.083 --> 37:21.249
+[chuckles] It's double entendre.
+You're getting it.
+
+37:21.250 --> 37:24.416
+No, you're getting it from Callum.
+[chuckles]
+
+37:25.250 --> 37:26.250
+Too much?
+
+37:27.291 --> 37:28.915
+Bren, darling. What's the matter?
+
+37:28.916 --> 37:32.875
+- It's my digs. I've been broken into.
+- No, not another one.
+
+37:33.500 --> 37:36.415
+Digs is what they call
+the accommodation actors stay in.
+
+37:36.416 --> 37:38.000
+Gosh. Thanks, Gillian.
+
+37:38.291 --> 37:42.166
+- Hey, don't call me Gillian.
+- Stoneford just isn't what it was.
+
+37:42.750 --> 37:44.750
+I mean, we were a community once.
+
+37:45.375 --> 37:47.957
+Now look, blighted by petty crime.
+
+37:47.958 --> 37:50.208
+Yeah, we all know who's behind that.
+
+37:50.333 --> 37:52.915
+How else can he drive that car?
+Hey, Kieran!
+
+37:52.916 --> 37:54.833
+Leave him, Brenda, please.
+
+37:55.541 --> 37:58.249
+I don't know why you
+are sticking up for him.
+
+37:58.250 --> 37:59.166
+[emphatically] Jill.
+
+37:59.875 --> 38:04.540
+Jill, that ex-husband of yours is
+a bad 'un if ever there was one.
+
+38:04.541 --> 38:06.749
+Right then, who's getting this round?
+
+38:06.750 --> 38:08.457
+Are you serious?
+You work here too?
+
+38:08.458 --> 38:10.207
+Yeah, cough up, rich boy.
+
+38:10.208 --> 38:12.499
+Oh, 200 grand for orchids.
+
+38:12.500 --> 38:16.124
+It was a hundred grand a year,
+and they were from Namibia.
+
+38:16.125 --> 38:17.500
+- Oh.
+- Oh.
+
+38:18.041 --> 38:21.125
+- Another round for everybody on me.
+- [cheers and applause]
+
+38:23.666 --> 38:26.999
+Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
+
+38:27.000 --> 38:30.207
+Yeah. Not too many late night bars
+around here, are there?
+
+38:30.208 --> 38:32.166
+Around here? Nah.
+
+38:32.916 --> 38:34.583
+I do have a bottle of wine
+in the fridge though.
+
+38:36.125 --> 38:37.458
+Oh. Erm...
+
+38:39.791 --> 38:42.208
+Mind you, hey, carbs innit.
+
+38:43.041 --> 38:45.208
+Right. Gotta look after the temple.
+
+38:45.458 --> 38:46.291
+Yeah.
+
+38:50.166 --> 38:52.040
+- Here he is.
+- Oi, oi!
+
+38:52.041 --> 38:54.250
+Stoneford's action hero.
+Look at him. Look.
+
+38:54.625 --> 38:56.374
+Come on then, show us
+some of your moves, huh?
+
+38:56.375 --> 38:57.625
+The only need is me.
+
+38:57.750 --> 39:00.375
+- I don't want any trouble. Come on.
+- Course you don't. You know why?
+
+39:01.000 --> 39:03.000
+'Cause you're a little scaredy cat,
+ain't you?
+
+39:03.666 --> 39:05.374
+You couldn't even block that...
+
+39:05.375 --> 39:06.916
+[all laugh]
+
+39:07.541 --> 39:09.291
+No wonder you ended up in this dump.
+
+39:10.666 --> 39:14.250
+- You're a hopeless loser.
+- Go home, Kieran. Now.
+
+39:14.833 --> 39:16.041
+I'm having a laugh, Jill.
+
+39:17.666 --> 39:18.665
+Let's go, boys.
+
+39:18.666 --> 39:20.332
+- Alright, Kieran, come on.
+- [sighs]
+
+39:20.333 --> 39:21.500
+[laughing]
+
+39:25.916 --> 39:26.833
+Jill.
+
+39:28.750 --> 39:30.250
+I'll see you tomorrow, Brad.
+
+39:37.583 --> 39:39.165
+[muttering] Never do nothing right.
+
+39:39.166 --> 39:41.208
+All you have to do
+is stand up for yourself.
+
+39:43.375 --> 39:44.250
+Huh?
+
+39:45.291 --> 39:47.333
+- Hey!
+- [suspenseful music]
+
+39:47.875 --> 39:50.333
+- Stay where you are! Stop!
+- [man] Leg it!
+
+39:51.000 --> 39:52.291
+Somebody stop them!
+
+39:52.750 --> 39:55.166
+- [music crescendos, stops]
+- [panting]
+
+39:57.250 --> 39:58.458
+What's going on?
+
+40:00.791 --> 40:02.375
+He's behind you.
+
+40:03.583 --> 40:04.750
+Don't come any closer.
+
+40:09.125 --> 40:11.916
+Ah! Ah, ah, me sole!
+
+40:13.625 --> 40:16.250
+- Stay down.
+- [man] Mate, you saved us!
+
+40:16.916 --> 40:19.166
+- I got it all on video too.
+- [grunting, groans]
+
+40:19.875 --> 40:22.499
+Well done, sir. Nice one.
+Thank you.
+
+40:22.500 --> 40:25.374
+Arms behind your back. Police.
+We've got his accomplice as well.
+
+40:25.375 --> 40:27.416
+Looks like
+the Stoneford crime spree's over.
+
+40:29.291 --> 40:31.249
+Hang on a minute, aren't you...?
+
+40:31.250 --> 40:32.250
+I am.
+
+40:33.208 --> 40:34.291
+[man] I think I broke it.
+
+40:34.791 --> 40:37.249
+247 to base. You'll never guess
+who I've just seen.
+
+40:37.250 --> 40:38.874
+[woman]
+Go ahead, 247. Surprise me.
+
+40:38.875 --> 40:42.207
+Hollywood movie star, Brad Mac,
+put his trademark action moves
+
+40:42.208 --> 40:43.707
+into action last night.
+
+40:43.708 --> 40:45.790
+Not on some Hollywood studio lot,
+
+40:45.791 --> 40:49.540
+but here in the sleepy town
+of Stoneford in England.
+
+40:49.541 --> 40:51.874
+Mr Mac may not have been
+kung fu fighting,
+
+40:51.875 --> 40:55.582
+but his unusual routine is said
+to have been inspired by this:
+
+40:55.583 --> 40:57.582
+Stoneford's Theatre Royal,
+
+40:57.583 --> 41:00.957
+where in just a few days' time,
+Brad Mac takes to the stage
+
+41:00.958 --> 41:03.290
+- as Buttons inCinderella.
+- [reporter 2] Here he is! Here he is!
+
+41:03.291 --> 41:06.625
+Oh, Mr Mac, can I ask
+exactly what happened?
+
+41:07.375 --> 41:10.707
+Well, I think I did what
+any concerned citizen would do.
+
+41:10.708 --> 41:14.999
+Er, I saw two men trying to rob,
+uh, a home, and I chased them.
+
+41:15.000 --> 41:16.415
+And apprehended them?
+
+41:16.416 --> 41:18.374
+No, the police did that.
+
+41:18.375 --> 41:20.540
+But I like to think
+that I did my part.
+
+41:20.541 --> 41:22.540
+Two men are now in custody.
+
+41:22.541 --> 41:24.124
+It turns out they were
+part of a criminal gang
+
+41:24.125 --> 41:26.624
+that have been targeting
+towns in the local area.
+
+41:26.625 --> 41:29.249
+Police are confident
+that further arrests will follow,
+
+41:29.250 --> 41:31.332
+and that the gang's
+crime spree has been put to a stop.
+
+41:31.333 --> 41:32.875
+All thanks to you, Brad Mac.
+
+41:33.583 --> 41:36.082
+- How's the panto going?
+- Oh, great. Thank you for asking.
+
+41:36.083 --> 41:39.166
+Thank you. Erm, yeah,
+strength to strength like my career.
+
+41:39.458 --> 41:41.207
+And if you'll excuse me,
+I'm gonna go spend
+
+41:41.208 --> 41:42.832
+the rest of the day
+with my daughter. Thank you.
+
+41:42.833 --> 41:43.749
+Thank you.
+
+41:43.750 --> 41:45.040
+[journalist] Mr Mac?
+
+41:45.041 --> 41:46.957
+Quick, Brenda,
+why don't you tell them
+
+41:46.958 --> 41:49.665
+about your one night encounter
+with Ozzy Osborne in 1985?
+
+41:49.666 --> 41:52.125
+Oh, with pleasure.
+
+41:55.833 --> 41:57.000
+[gentle melody]
+
+42:11.041 --> 42:12.458
+[doorbell chimes]
+
+42:16.791 --> 42:19.250
+- Spencer.
+- Grace!
+
+42:20.166 --> 42:21.415
+Spider-Man's here.
+
+42:21.416 --> 42:23.540
+- Wasn't inSpider-Man.
+- No?
+
+42:23.541 --> 42:26.250
+I wouldn't know.
+I don't watch mainstream movies.
+
+42:26.500 --> 42:30.457
+I prefer Cinéma Français.
+Films with subtitles.
+
+42:30.458 --> 42:32.208
+I like French films.
+
+42:32.375 --> 42:34.375
+[In French] But I don't need
+subtitles.
+
+42:36.166 --> 42:37.166
+Move, Spencer.
+
+42:42.250 --> 42:44.082
+Dad, you finally made it!
+
+42:44.083 --> 42:47.332
+Oh, sweetheart,
+I am so happy to see you.
+
+42:47.333 --> 42:49.208
+We're gonna have
+a fabulous day, okay?
+
+42:50.208 --> 42:51.374
+When do you need her back?
+
+42:51.375 --> 42:52.791
+Oh, after lunch is fine.
+
+42:53.000 --> 42:54.666
+Well, that's not gonna give us
+a lot of time.
+
+42:55.500 --> 42:57.083
+After lunch on Monday.
+
+42:58.041 --> 42:59.541
+Three whole days!
+
+42:59.958 --> 43:00.958
+Yeah!
+
+43:02.041 --> 43:03.999
+Can Daddy talk
+with Mummy privately please?
+
+43:04.000 --> 43:05.666
+Oh, let's.
+
+43:06.250 --> 43:07.500
+[whispering] We'll be right back.
+
+43:12.625 --> 43:14.290
+Okay. I can't do three days.
+
+43:14.291 --> 43:15.374
+I'm rehearsing.
+
+43:15.375 --> 43:16.290
+I'm sure you can get
+
+43:16.291 --> 43:18.332
+one of your little minions
+to sort it out.
+
+43:18.333 --> 43:21.374
+Okay, Grace. Minions are cartoons.
+Everyone knows that.
+
+43:21.375 --> 43:24.249
+No, no, no.
+Tough, tough, tough.
+
+43:24.250 --> 43:28.290
+We are going to Paris
+because, newsflash: we are exhausted.
+
+43:28.291 --> 43:30.665
+Yeah.
+I only get a bonus four times a year.
+
+43:30.666 --> 43:34.499
+Okay. Newsflash: Spencer,
+your bonus is $25,000 a month
+
+43:34.500 --> 43:37.707
+I pay her in alimony.
+Grace, you cannot spring this on me.
+
+43:37.708 --> 43:40.916
+[Grace] You haven't seen her
+twice in the last two years.
+
+43:41.666 --> 43:43.582
+This is finally your chance.
+
+43:43.583 --> 43:47.041
+- I'm working.
+- You're always working.
+
+43:47.583 --> 43:48.916
+You're a big boy.
+
+43:49.166 --> 43:50.333
+Figure it out.
+
+44:06.875 --> 44:09.750
+Well, kiddo, looks like it's
+you and me for three whole days.
+
+44:11.291 --> 44:13.874
+- Where are we going?
+- To the North, me little mucker.
+
+44:13.875 --> 44:15.583
+- Dad!
+- I know.
+
+44:16.041 --> 44:16.875
+Come on.
+
+44:18.083 --> 44:19.416
+[Christmassy music]
+
+44:32.500 --> 44:33.832
+So this is it.
+
+44:33.833 --> 44:36.125
+Stoneford Theatre Royal.
+
+44:37.416 --> 44:38.707
+[delighted] You're in a pantomime?
+
+44:38.708 --> 44:40.541
+Yeah. Sorry.
+
+44:41.416 --> 44:43.665
+What do you mean, sorry?
+I love panto.
+
+44:43.666 --> 44:44.750
+You do?
+
+44:45.916 --> 44:49.166
+But why are you so young?
+Is it set in the past?
+
+44:49.750 --> 44:50.750
+How dare you!
+
+44:51.125 --> 44:52.458
+- Ah!
+- [giggles]
+
+44:52.833 --> 44:55.083
+I wanna introduce you
+to a man named Albert. Come on.
+
+44:57.000 --> 44:59.416
+Oh, hello, Emma.
+
+44:59.791 --> 45:01.416
+My name's Albert.
+
+45:01.791 --> 45:04.625
+Yeah, well, come on in, love.
+Make yourself at home.
+
+45:05.833 --> 45:06.750
+Thank you.
+
+45:38.666 --> 45:39.500
+Wow.
+
+45:39.833 --> 45:41.333
+Talk about a hint of colour.
+
+45:42.708 --> 45:43.791
+I like it.
+
+45:45.875 --> 45:46.750
+Yeah,
+
+45:48.250 --> 45:49.958
+we should probably close it up.
+
+45:54.250 --> 45:56.333
+- [indistinct chatter]
+- [laughter]
+
+46:17.333 --> 46:20.041
+Don't worry, sweetheart.
+Happens wherever I go.
+
+46:22.500 --> 46:24.250
+Dad? It's December.
+
+46:24.875 --> 46:25.875
+You're right.
+
+46:31.000 --> 46:31.916
+Thank you.
+
+46:32.916 --> 46:35.500
+It's that awful man
+from those dreadful films.
+
+46:36.791 --> 46:39.332
+- Brad. Hi.
+- Gillian.
+
+46:39.333 --> 46:42.040
+- Jill!
+- Big fan of your work.
+
+46:42.041 --> 46:44.915
+Oh, thank you very much.
+This is my daughter Emma.
+
+46:44.916 --> 46:47.540
+This is my daughter Cara
+and her friend Bella.
+
+46:47.541 --> 46:48.957
+- Hiya.
+- Hi.
+
+46:48.958 --> 46:50.790
+Do you wanna go
+and grab hot chocolates?
+
+46:50.791 --> 46:53.332
+- Yeah, sure. Dad?
+- Yeah, of course.
+
+46:53.333 --> 46:54.875
+- I'll catch up.
+- Great. Let's go.
+
+46:55.833 --> 46:57.249
+Jill. Can I have a word?
+
+46:57.250 --> 47:00.165
+So Emma's here all weekend, right?
+But we're rehearsing.
+
+47:00.166 --> 47:03.291
+And I'm really scared
+she's just gonna be so bored.
+
+47:03.791 --> 47:06.083
+Don't worry.
+Cara can look out for her.
+
+47:06.333 --> 47:08.040
+- Really?
+- Yeah.
+
+47:08.041 --> 47:09.957
+She can hang out
+with all the kids backstage
+
+47:09.958 --> 47:13.208
+and then we'll get her on the stage
+for that big ballroom scene.
+
+47:13.708 --> 47:17.041
+Oh, my God. That sounds fantastic.
+You are a lifesaver.
+
+47:17.500 --> 47:18.333
+Whoa.
+
+47:21.125 --> 47:23.499
+Actually, Brad,
+I have a favour to ask you.
+
+47:23.500 --> 47:24.832
+- Yeah?
+- Yeah.
+
+47:24.833 --> 47:27.125
+On Monday,
+the school's holding an event.
+
+47:27.666 --> 47:29.332
+The choir will be singing carols.
+
+47:29.333 --> 47:32.291
+- There's a tombola.
+- Is that like Ebola?
+
+47:32.500 --> 47:34.666
+Not quite. One's an African disease.
+
+47:34.916 --> 47:37.999
+Erm, then there'll be
+a prize-giving, like, fun things,
+
+47:38.000 --> 47:39.707
+like Best Christmas jumper.
+
+47:39.708 --> 47:40.708
+What?
+
+47:41.791 --> 47:43.750
+Oh, no, jumper means sweater.
+
+47:44.291 --> 47:45.458
+Oh, thank God.
+
+47:45.958 --> 47:48.833
+Little dark for Christmas, right?
+Aha. Splat.
+
+47:49.291 --> 47:53.000
+So we were hoping someone real famous
+might wanna hand out the prizes.
+
+47:53.500 --> 47:55.375
+Yeah, I'll do it. What's the fee?
+
+47:55.875 --> 47:57.875
+Er, cup of tea and a bourbon.
+
+47:58.000 --> 48:01.124
+Huh. You're cute.
+I don't drink when I work.
+
+48:01.125 --> 48:04.040
+Hot nuts. Come and get your hot nuts!
+
+48:04.041 --> 48:07.916
+- Nigel. Don't you sleep?
+- Of course not, mate. On the house.
+
+48:08.250 --> 48:10.040
+- Thank you.
+- [hollers] Hot nuts.
+
+48:10.041 --> 48:12.416
+Warm your hands on me hot nuts.
+
+48:15.791 --> 48:19.832
+One and two and three
+and four and five.
+
+48:19.833 --> 48:21.082
+- Ah.
+- [Jill] Okay. Stop.
+
+48:21.083 --> 48:24.832
+Stop. I want Prince Charming,
+but it's a bit Prince Alarming.
+
+48:24.833 --> 48:28.832
+Sorry, Izzy. Got two left feet.
+Toned feet, but...
+
+48:28.833 --> 48:30.665
+No, it's me. Really.
+
+48:30.666 --> 48:32.083
+Callum, do you mind?
+
+48:33.125 --> 48:34.375
+Jill, may I?
+
+48:36.458 --> 48:39.791
+- From the top.
+- Right. Okay. Watch and learn.
+
+48:42.083 --> 48:44.333
+['It's the Most Wonderful Time
+of the Year' plays]
+
+49:11.416 --> 49:12.416
+Oh.
+
+49:41.625 --> 49:43.624
+[cheers and applause]
+
+49:43.625 --> 49:45.165
+Bravo, Jill!
+
+49:45.166 --> 49:47.707
+Brenda, please.
+I wasn't even warmed up.
+
+49:47.708 --> 49:50.416
+All right, my darlings.
+Back to the top.
+
+49:50.750 --> 49:52.750
+['Santa Can't You Hear Me' plays]
+
+49:57.250 --> 50:00.125
+♪ Keep the snow and sleigh rides ♪
+
+50:00.583 --> 50:02.083
+Come on, let's go!
+
+50:03.708 --> 50:06.708
+♪ Keep the gifts beneath the tree ♪
+
+50:08.083 --> 50:10.333
+Oh, this is the best casting!
+
+50:11.500 --> 50:13.000
+Come on, hurry up!
+
+50:13.166 --> 50:14.750
+- Jill.
+- Thanks, Richard.
+
+50:18.916 --> 50:21.708
+Yeah, come on! Let's go!
+
+50:24.125 --> 50:26.916
+♪ 'Cause all I ever wanted ♪
+
+50:27.250 --> 50:29.415
+♪ Was nothing I got ♪
+
+50:29.416 --> 50:35.458
+♪ And Santa, can't you hear me? ♪
+
+50:36.333 --> 50:40.207
+♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
+
+50:40.208 --> 50:45.000
+♪ I don't need a thing ♪
+
+50:45.250 --> 50:48.124
+♪ I sent a letter to you ♪
+
+50:48.125 --> 50:53.207
+♪ On how to make my dreams come true,
+Yeah, yeah ♪
+
+50:53.208 --> 50:57.915
+♪ What I want for Christmas ♪
+
+50:57.916 --> 51:01.249
+♪ Hasn't come and I've been so blue ♪
+
+51:01.250 --> 51:06.000
+♪ Tell me, what can I do? Oh, yeah ♪
+
+51:06.250 --> 51:11.374
+♪ Keep the mistletoe ♪
+
+51:11.375 --> 51:15.207
+♪ Unless below is what I need ♪
+
+51:15.208 --> 51:17.165
+♪ What I need ♪
+
+51:17.166 --> 51:24.916
+♪ Santa, can't you hear me? ♪
+
+51:26.500 --> 51:28.041
+[laughing happily] Yes!
+
+51:28.375 --> 51:31.083
+[cheers and applause]
+
+51:33.666 --> 51:34.833
+You was amazing today.
+
+51:35.125 --> 51:36.125
+You were too.
+
+51:36.833 --> 51:39.375
+Can I buy you a drink?
+
+51:40.541 --> 51:41.375
+Sure.
+
+51:43.041 --> 51:43.875
+Great.
+
+51:57.666 --> 51:58.791
+Good morning, Albert.
+
+51:59.666 --> 52:01.041
+Yeah. Morning, Brad.
+
+52:01.416 --> 52:03.166
+How's young Emma doing?
+
+52:04.250 --> 52:07.249
+She's good, thank you. I think
+she's really enjoying herself.
+
+52:07.250 --> 52:09.375
+- Ah.
+- She'll be down in a minute.
+
+52:09.541 --> 52:12.166
+- May I?
+- Yeah, of course. Yes, of course.
+
+52:14.666 --> 52:15.500
+Wow.
+
+52:17.000 --> 52:18.083
+[chuckles]
+
+52:21.666 --> 52:24.166
+- Albert, can I ask you a question?
+- Yeah.
+
+52:25.000 --> 52:27.165
+When did she pass?
+
+52:27.166 --> 52:29.416
+Your wife?
+Emma and I saw the dresses upstairs.
+
+52:30.833 --> 52:34.750
+My husband passed nine years ago.
+
+52:35.791 --> 52:39.583
+New Year's Eve, in fact. On stage.
+
+52:41.541 --> 52:44.416
+Malcolm and I were pantomime dames.
+
+52:44.875 --> 52:46.458
+Rivals at first.
+
+52:47.583 --> 52:50.958
+But, er, 1979...
+
+52:51.708 --> 52:54.125
+we got asked to work together.
+
+52:54.708 --> 52:57.791
+Cinderella, Oldham Coliseum.
+
+52:58.666 --> 53:01.083
+He was a cocky little thing.
+
+53:01.541 --> 53:03.583
+I suppose that's why I liked him.
+
+53:04.333 --> 53:06.625
+- Cheeky, like you.
+- [chuckles]
+
+53:07.583 --> 53:09.458
+We toured every year.
+
+53:10.500 --> 53:12.375
+Made all our own frocks.
+
+53:15.000 --> 53:16.333
+Birmingham.
+
+53:16.750 --> 53:17.915
+Newcastle.
+
+53:17.916 --> 53:19.166
+Hull.
+
+53:19.791 --> 53:20.958
+Nottingham.
+
+53:22.250 --> 53:24.540
+Until 1992.
+
+53:24.541 --> 53:26.458
+What made you stay in Stoneford?
+
+53:27.291 --> 53:31.415
+Oh, we were so damn popular,
+they put us in every year.
+
+53:31.416 --> 53:35.291
+Most pantomimes have
+one dame, you see?
+
+53:35.625 --> 53:38.875
+But here, there were always two.
+
+53:40.000 --> 53:44.790
+And people in the town,
+oh, God, they loved us.
+
+53:44.791 --> 53:46.915
+We couldn't go anywhere.
+
+53:46.916 --> 53:49.582
+Year round, autographs.
+
+53:49.583 --> 53:51.750
+Then selfies.
+
+53:52.291 --> 53:55.541
+- The Stoneford Christmas lights.
+- [laughing]
+
+53:57.291 --> 53:59.000
+Until that Christmas.
+
+54:06.541 --> 54:08.291
+Last show of the year.
+
+54:09.250 --> 54:10.666
+Poor Malcolm.
+
+54:11.708 --> 54:13.666
+As the final curtain fell,
+
+54:14.333 --> 54:17.041
+he was out like a light himself.
+
+54:19.875 --> 54:21.916
+I never went on stage again.
+
+54:24.375 --> 54:26.041
+Albert, I'm so sorry.
+
+54:30.416 --> 54:33.708
+Why do you work the stage door?
+You don't need the money.
+
+54:34.375 --> 54:37.291
+Theatre's not about money, lad.
+
+54:38.291 --> 54:42.250
+Theatre's about love,
+passion, people.
+
+54:45.291 --> 54:47.500
+I devoted my whole life to it,
+
+54:49.375 --> 54:54.416
+and I haven't regretted it
+for one single moment.
+
+54:57.208 --> 54:59.082
+Come on, Dad.
+Let's get you to rehearsals.
+
+54:59.083 --> 55:00.250
+Good morning, Albert.
+
+55:00.750 --> 55:02.833
+Good morning, my dear.
+
+55:03.375 --> 55:04.625
+Thank you, Albert.
+
+55:08.083 --> 55:09.000
+Thank you.
+
+55:09.166 --> 55:10.083
+Take care.
+
+55:18.250 --> 55:20.333
+You are a complete
+waste of space, Buttons.
+
+55:20.458 --> 55:22.290
+I have no idea why we pay you.
+
+55:22.291 --> 55:24.040
+But you don't pay me, Baron Hardup.
+
+55:24.041 --> 55:25.415
+That's because I am hard up.
+
+55:25.416 --> 55:26.875
+[both, comically] Oh, matron.
+
+55:27.125 --> 55:30.207
+Yeah. Why do you need money
+anyway, Buttons?
+
+55:30.208 --> 55:34.333
+Yeah, that's right.
+We all thought: The only need is me!
+
+55:34.583 --> 55:35.499
+What?
+
+55:35.500 --> 55:37.583
+Why else would you be
+killing time in panto land?
+
+55:37.708 --> 55:39.749
+Yeah, we're not
+in Hollywood now, are we, Buttons?
+
+55:39.750 --> 55:42.166
+Yeah, that's right.
+Has anyone seen your career?
+
+55:42.291 --> 55:43.999
+[both, comically] It's behind you.
+
+55:44.000 --> 55:45.582
+Why are you saying that? Stop it.
+
+55:45.583 --> 55:48.040
+Oh, no, darling.
+It's just topical jokes.
+
+55:48.041 --> 55:50.165
+It's the same
+with the star turn in every panto.
+
+55:50.166 --> 55:51.665
+Just a little light ribbing, dear.
+
+55:51.666 --> 55:54.207
+Well, I'm proud of those films,
+okay? So you can take that out now.
+
+55:54.208 --> 55:55.707
+What are you gonna do? Quit?
+[chuckles]
+
+55:55.708 --> 55:57.666
+- I don't think so, ducky.
+- [laughter]
+
+55:58.666 --> 56:00.749
+Oh, that's right.
+Swan off to your agent.
+
+56:00.750 --> 56:03.500
+- What agent?
+- [both laugh wickedly]
+
+56:03.750 --> 56:04.666
+Oh, he's gone.
+
+56:08.500 --> 56:10.874
+Oh, Mr Mac. Mr Mac?
+
+56:10.875 --> 56:12.958
+- Sign out, Mr Mac.
+- [Emma] Wait!
+
+56:14.125 --> 56:16.291
+Miss Mac. Er... Miss Mac! Uh...
+
+56:25.166 --> 56:26.000
+Dad.
+
+56:27.125 --> 56:29.457
+Emma, please just go back inside.
+Okay?
+
+56:29.458 --> 56:32.166
+No. I'm starting to think
+that Mum was right about you.
+
+56:32.625 --> 56:34.207
+All you care about is yourself.
+
+56:34.208 --> 56:35.332
+What?
+
+56:35.333 --> 56:36.833
+She says you keep trying to run away.
+
+56:37.791 --> 56:40.415
+I didn't really understand until now.
+
+56:40.416 --> 56:42.874
+That's not true, okay?
+And it's not fair.
+
+56:42.875 --> 56:44.458
+Come back in, okay?
+
+56:45.041 --> 56:47.375
+For me, please.
+
+56:48.291 --> 56:50.041
+[soft emotive music playing]
+
+57:02.625 --> 57:03.458
+Hey.
+
+57:05.458 --> 57:06.291
+Ah.
+
+57:08.291 --> 57:10.750
+I really want to thank you
+for making me come back inside.
+
+57:11.708 --> 57:14.958
+You know,
+I wanna do this play because of you
+
+57:15.416 --> 57:17.165
+and I think I really had fun.
+
+57:17.166 --> 57:18.666
+You were really good, Dad.
+
+57:18.875 --> 57:19.875
+Thank you.
+
+57:20.166 --> 57:22.458
+Salted caramel surprise?
+
+57:22.666 --> 57:24.124
+What's the surprise?
+
+57:24.125 --> 57:26.582
+Erm, soft in the centre.
+
+57:26.583 --> 57:27.958
+Ha ha ha.
+
+57:29.208 --> 57:32.290
+Maybe they could go a little easier
+on me with the jokes about my career.
+
+57:32.291 --> 57:33.708
+They were really funny.
+
+57:35.666 --> 57:38.624
+I might be
+being oversensitive about this,
+
+57:38.625 --> 57:41.374
+but I just don't think
+that I'm ready to start joking
+
+57:41.375 --> 57:43.540
+about the career I'm about to lose.
+
+57:43.541 --> 57:44.916
+What are you talking about, Brad?
+
+57:45.458 --> 57:47.958
+The jokes only work
+because you are a star.
+
+57:48.791 --> 57:49.957
+It's a thing we do in England.
+
+57:49.958 --> 57:51.625
+It's called taking the piss.
+
+57:52.291 --> 57:55.165
+Now come on, it's time
+for the school prize-giving.
+
+57:55.166 --> 57:57.791
+Not quite the Oscars,
+but we should get going.
+
+57:58.083 --> 57:58.916
+You ready?
+
+58:01.000 --> 58:04.040
+♪ Deck the halls
+With boughs of holly ♪
+
+58:04.041 --> 58:06.958
+♪ Fa la la la la la, la la la ♪
+
+58:09.375 --> 58:11.375
+[indistinct chatter]
+
+58:21.458 --> 58:24.666
+Mr Mac, this is an honour.
+
+58:24.833 --> 58:26.790
+Martin. The head.
+
+58:26.791 --> 58:27.707
+Pleasure.
+
+58:27.708 --> 58:29.040
+- Mulled wine.
+- Actually--
+
+58:29.041 --> 58:31.083
+It's a British tradition, Mr Mac.
+
+58:31.541 --> 58:34.166
+Well, German. But still.
+
+58:34.708 --> 58:36.582
+Hey, Cara.
+Why don't you show Emma around.
+
+58:36.583 --> 58:37.500
+Thank you.
+
+58:39.333 --> 58:40.541
+Gonna earn my keep.
+
+58:41.416 --> 58:42.250
+Good luck.
+
+58:43.125 --> 58:45.666
+[loudly] Hello, Stoneford!
+
+58:48.083 --> 58:51.874
+Today I'd like to welcome
+Hollywood actor Brad Mac...
+
+58:51.875 --> 58:54.040
+- [cheering, applause]
+- ...who is here
+
+58:54.041 --> 58:55.874
+to present our Christmas awards.
+
+58:55.875 --> 58:58.665
+[cheers and applause continuing]
+
+58:58.666 --> 59:00.207
+Now, it's so important
+
+59:00.208 --> 59:03.708
+that children be inspired
+by the theatre.
+
+59:04.333 --> 59:07.457
+That's why our students take
+their annual trip to London
+
+59:07.458 --> 59:11.500
+to see the best theatre
+this country has to offer.
+
+59:12.208 --> 59:15.333
+Macbethat Shakespeare's Globe.
+
+59:16.041 --> 59:16.916
+Emma.
+
+59:18.708 --> 59:21.915
+Still, if you're looking
+for something a little more fun
+
+59:21.916 --> 59:24.249
+this Christmas,
+be sure to catch Mr Mac
+
+59:24.250 --> 59:27.040
+in Stoneford's Christmas pantomime.
+
+59:27.041 --> 59:29.124
+[cheers and applause]
+
+59:29.125 --> 59:31.708
+Now, shall we get
+the prize-giving underway?
+
+59:34.583 --> 59:37.790
+Let's get things started
+with this year's highly coveted prize
+
+59:37.791 --> 59:39.374
+for most improved attendance.
+
+59:39.375 --> 59:41.582
+- And the winner is...
+- Where's my daughter?
+
+59:41.583 --> 59:42.583
+Grace?
+
+59:43.583 --> 59:45.457
+Emma's around here somewhere.
+
+59:45.458 --> 59:47.125
+- Jill.
+- Who? Who's Jill?
+
+59:47.291 --> 59:48.957
+Because she was meant
+to be home at 12 o'clock
+
+59:48.958 --> 59:51.165
+and your phone is off
+and it's half past three.
+
+59:51.166 --> 59:52.999
+- I was rehearsing.
+- Because the hotel said you'd left
+
+59:53.000 --> 59:54.457
+and I can't get a hold of your agent
+
+59:54.458 --> 59:56.249
+because it turns out
+you don't have an agent any more.
+
+59:56.250 --> 59:59.207
+- [Emma] Mum.
+- Oh, darling. Oh, sweetheart.
+
+59:59.208 --> 01:00:01.458
+[Grace] Oh, okay.
+
+01:00:01.750 --> 01:00:03.249
+Sweetheart,
+we're gonna go to London now.
+
+01:00:03.250 --> 01:00:04.583
+Grace, please don't do this.
+
+01:00:05.083 --> 01:00:06.915
+We're having
+such a good time, right, Em?
+
+01:00:06.916 --> 01:00:10.207
+- I'm going to be in the pantomime.
+- [panicked] No, no, no, no.
+
+01:00:10.208 --> 01:00:11.874
+That's not
+something to be proud of, Em.
+
+01:00:11.875 --> 01:00:14.040
+What is it we say about pantomimes,
+Spencer? What's the...
+
+01:00:14.041 --> 01:00:15.582
+Lowest common
+denominator entertainment.
+
+01:00:15.583 --> 01:00:17.332
+Well, that's not true.
+They're hugely popular.
+
+01:00:17.333 --> 01:00:19.332
+That's good you're popular somewhere,
+eh, Brad?
+
+01:00:19.333 --> 01:00:20.874
+Come on, let's go.
+
+01:00:20.875 --> 01:00:22.249
+I don't want to.
+
+01:00:22.250 --> 01:00:23.375
+I'm sorry?
+
+01:00:24.416 --> 01:00:25.583
+I want to stay with Dad.
+
+01:00:26.541 --> 01:00:28.708
+Your father abandoned you, Emma.
+
+01:00:29.125 --> 01:00:32.207
+So he could stay in Hollywood
+and make sequel after sequel,
+
+01:00:32.208 --> 01:00:34.833
+and buy orchid after orchid.
+
+01:00:36.250 --> 01:00:37.332
+He promised.
+
+01:00:37.333 --> 01:00:40.083
+But your father makes
+a lot of promises, Emma.
+
+01:00:41.166 --> 01:00:43.750
+Promises he always breaks.
+
+01:00:44.875 --> 01:00:49.166
+So, no,
+you will not be in the pantomime.
+
+01:00:49.666 --> 01:00:52.125
+He probably won't even make it
+to opening night, will you?
+
+01:00:52.875 --> 01:00:53.957
+So, come on, let's go.
+
+01:00:53.958 --> 01:00:55.832
+Grace, please just stop.
+
+01:00:55.833 --> 01:00:57.499
+This is not fair.
+
+01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.332
+We both agreed Emma would stay
+with you because you told me
+
+01:01:00.333 --> 01:01:02.125
+that's what was best for her,
+
+01:01:02.416 --> 01:01:04.915
+and now I'm just starting to think
+that that's what's best for you.
+
+01:01:04.916 --> 01:01:08.040
+I get it. I've been a bad dad. Okay?
+
+01:01:08.041 --> 01:01:13.458
+Thoughtless, selfish.
+Emma, I promise that stops now.
+
+01:01:14.375 --> 01:01:16.375
+I will never run away from you again.
+
+01:01:18.458 --> 01:01:20.375
+Most improved attendance.
+
+01:01:22.041 --> 01:01:22.875
+It's ironic.
+
+01:01:29.958 --> 01:01:30.958
+Mr Mac.
+
+01:01:35.125 --> 01:01:38.791
+- Rachel McDonald.
+- [man] She's not here.
+
+01:01:39.083 --> 01:01:40.000
+Not again.
+
+01:01:43.041 --> 01:01:45.041
+[quiet conversation]
+
+01:01:58.708 --> 01:01:59.791
+How are you?
+
+01:02:02.458 --> 01:02:03.375
+Read that.
+
+01:02:06.125 --> 01:02:09.624
+'From Hero to Zero.
+Washed-up B-list movie star
+
+01:02:09.625 --> 01:02:11.958
+ends career with not a bang,
+but a whimper.'
+
+01:02:13.708 --> 01:02:15.125
+Where did this come from?
+
+01:02:15.583 --> 01:02:19.415
+My ex-agent didn't like
+the good press that I was getting,
+
+01:02:19.416 --> 01:02:22.416
+so she gave them
+an alternative narrative.
+
+01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:29.041
+I was hoping that coming here
+would change my life and boy has it,
+
+01:02:29.208 --> 01:02:30.458
+it has made it worse.
+
+01:02:31.583 --> 01:02:33.999
+Come on, cheer up.
+
+01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.625
+Things will get better.
+
+01:02:35.875 --> 01:02:39.332
+No, not for me. Not here. I'm done.
+
+01:02:39.333 --> 01:02:41.750
+I'm going home.
+I don't care what it costs.
+
+01:02:43.083 --> 01:02:44.250
+And what about us?
+
+01:02:45.208 --> 01:02:48.458
+This is our life here, Brad.
+This is who we are.
+
+01:02:49.291 --> 01:02:51.207
+If you run away
+and leave us in the lurch,
+
+01:02:51.208 --> 01:02:53.040
+we are the ones
+who end up paying the price.
+
+01:02:53.041 --> 01:02:55.041
+I'm being humiliated, Jill.
+
+01:02:57.750 --> 01:03:00.708
+But look at Albert on stage door
+putting you up for nowt.
+
+01:03:01.291 --> 01:03:05.000
+Cassandra, holding your hand
+through every step of the process.
+
+01:03:05.375 --> 01:03:08.458
+And then me. Muggins...
+
+01:03:08.625 --> 01:03:10.041
+Along for the ride.
+
+01:03:12.875 --> 01:03:13.958
+Okay. Forget it.
+
+01:03:14.916 --> 01:03:16.583
+Because it's all about you, Brad.
+
+01:03:17.083 --> 01:03:18.791
+'Cause that's how it's always been.
+
+01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:20.750
+Your wife's right.
+
+01:03:21.208 --> 01:03:22.208
+Ex-wife.
+
+01:03:22.500 --> 01:03:24.250
+Yeah. I'm not surprised.
+
+01:03:30.458 --> 01:03:32.541
+Bar person, one more for the road.
+
+01:03:37.500 --> 01:03:40.208
+Oh, where's Nigel?
+
+01:03:40.583 --> 01:03:41.749
+It's his day off.
+
+01:03:41.750 --> 01:03:42.666
+Oh.
+
+01:03:43.250 --> 01:03:46.082
+Only joking. [laughs]
+
+01:03:46.083 --> 01:03:47.875
+As if I'd get a day off.
+
+01:03:49.583 --> 01:03:52.375
+Anyway, mate,
+you wanna take it easy, yeah?
+
+01:03:52.583 --> 01:03:54.624
+You gotta turn on
+the Christmas lights.
+
+01:03:54.625 --> 01:03:56.375
+What do you think I'm dressed for?
+
+01:03:58.625 --> 01:04:01.041
+[energised Christmassy music]
+
+01:04:08.125 --> 01:04:09.000
+Hello.
+
+01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:11.000
+Ich bin...
+
+01:04:11.458 --> 01:04:12.458
+German.
+
+01:04:13.250 --> 01:04:14.250
+Jesus.
+
+01:04:15.791 --> 01:04:18.290
+Brenda, you're a connoisseur
+of fine liquid entertainment.
+
+01:04:18.291 --> 01:04:22.875
+The biggest turnout we've had
+for a Christmas light switch on ever.
+
+01:04:24.416 --> 01:04:25.832
+I think you might have had enough.
+
+01:04:25.833 --> 01:04:29.125
+Welcome to the stage
+the mayor of Stoneford!
+
+01:04:29.708 --> 01:04:31.165
+It worked for Burton.
+
+01:04:31.166 --> 01:04:35.833
+So let's give the cast
+ofCinderellaa huge Stoneford wel--
+
+01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:37.708
+Thank you, Mr Mayor.
+
+01:04:39.041 --> 01:04:40.249
+Hello, Stoneford.
+
+01:04:40.250 --> 01:04:43.125
+Oi, Buttons!
+Gonna have another meltdown?
+
+01:04:43.708 --> 01:04:46.041
+- Shut up, you loser.
+- Ooh.
+
+01:04:46.166 --> 01:04:48.082
+I'm Bradley Mac-- Ow!
+
+01:04:48.083 --> 01:04:50.625
+[all laugh]
+
+01:04:56.333 --> 01:04:58.332
+So that's how it is now.
+
+01:04:58.333 --> 01:05:00.833
+I'm just a joke to you all.
+
+01:05:00.958 --> 01:05:02.291
+Spiderman's here.
+
+01:05:02.833 --> 01:05:03.666
+Okay.
+
+01:05:04.333 --> 01:05:06.125
+- [Kieran shouting]
+- [all laugh]
+
+01:05:06.791 --> 01:05:09.957
+- How's this for laughs?
+- [man] Whoa!
+
+01:05:09.958 --> 01:05:11.291
+I can be funny.
+
+01:05:12.083 --> 01:05:13.499
+Son of a bitch!
+
+01:05:13.500 --> 01:05:15.041
+I can be the clown.
+
+01:05:15.166 --> 01:05:16.000
+You're fired.
+
+01:05:17.125 --> 01:05:20.915
+It seems like the only thing
+I can't be is... a good actor.
+
+01:05:20.916 --> 01:05:22.875
+- Something like that?
+- We're screwed.
+
+01:05:23.291 --> 01:05:24.832
+Good father.
+
+01:05:24.833 --> 01:05:28.333
+You are literally first in line
+for worst parent of the year award.
+
+01:05:28.916 --> 01:05:30.915
+Even a good person.
+
+01:05:30.916 --> 01:05:31.874
+But he promised.
+
+01:05:31.875 --> 01:05:34.875
+But your father makes
+a lot of promises, Emma.
+
+01:05:35.125 --> 01:05:37.208
+Promises he always breaks.
+
+01:05:38.458 --> 01:05:41.957
+- Anyone seen your career?
+- [both] It's behind you.
+
+01:05:41.958 --> 01:05:44.958
+What are you looking at?
+What are you looking at?!
+
+01:05:46.083 --> 01:05:47.333
+[explosions]
+
+01:05:49.416 --> 01:05:52.541
+You want a villain?
+I'll be your villain.
+
+01:05:53.166 --> 01:05:54.166
+Yeah.
+
+01:05:55.625 --> 01:05:56.708
+Here's this.
+
+01:05:59.541 --> 01:06:00.875
+Merry Christmas.
+
+01:06:07.958 --> 01:06:09.207
+Aargh!
+
+01:06:09.208 --> 01:06:10.541
+- [all gasp]
+- [electricity fizzles, blows]
+
+01:06:11.083 --> 01:06:12.166
+[shocked gasps]
+
+01:06:14.708 --> 01:06:16.083
+[laughs]
+
+01:06:16.333 --> 01:06:19.833
+[groans]
+
+01:06:21.291 --> 01:06:23.833
+[Nigel]
+Mr Mac. You are under arrest.
+
+01:06:24.333 --> 01:06:27.375
+And before you ask, yep,
+community police officer.
+
+01:06:28.333 --> 01:06:29.875
+Help me up.
+
+01:06:30.166 --> 01:06:31.875
+- Yeah.
+- [groans]
+
+01:06:32.666 --> 01:06:33.750
+[policeman] Mr Mac.
+
+01:06:35.583 --> 01:06:37.500
+I'm up. I'm up.
+
+01:06:40.791 --> 01:06:42.833
+I need to talk to my lawyer.
+
+01:06:43.041 --> 01:06:45.624
+They've been contacted. And they want
+you to know they're on the way.
+
+01:06:45.625 --> 01:06:47.500
+When are they getting here?
+
+01:06:48.125 --> 01:06:49.208
+No idea.
+
+01:06:54.083 --> 01:06:56.541
+Er, listen, do you mind
+if I have a selfie?
+
+01:06:59.125 --> 01:06:59.957
+Sure.
+
+01:06:59.958 --> 01:07:00.875
+Cheers.
+
+01:07:03.583 --> 01:07:06.916
+- Oh... Smile.
+- [camera shutter clicks]
+
+01:07:07.083 --> 01:07:08.000
+Cheers.
+
+01:07:10.708 --> 01:07:11.708
+Are you all right?
+
+01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:14.833
+No.
+
+01:07:17.166 --> 01:07:19.708
+Yesterday I had everything.
+
+01:07:19.958 --> 01:07:21.500
+Friends, a job.
+
+01:07:22.958 --> 01:07:24.500
+My daughter loved me.
+
+01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:28.250
+And I screwed it all up.
+
+01:07:30.708 --> 01:07:32.250
+What's gonna happen now?
+
+01:07:32.791 --> 01:07:35.333
+Well, you're up in front
+of the magistrates Wednesday morning,
+
+01:07:35.541 --> 01:07:38.333
+and normally you'd remain
+in police custody until then.
+
+01:07:38.708 --> 01:07:41.040
+However, on this occasion,
+
+01:07:41.041 --> 01:07:44.208
+a respectable member of the community
+has come forward and vouched for you,
+
+01:07:44.708 --> 01:07:47.791
+so we're happy to release you
+into their care until the hearing.
+
+01:07:49.916 --> 01:07:52.499
+A respectable member
+of the community?
+
+01:07:52.500 --> 01:07:53.416
+Yeah.
+
+01:08:02.166 --> 01:08:05.165
+Hey, sorry
+about what I said at the pub.
+
+01:08:05.166 --> 01:08:08.416
+Well, you're probably right.
+Whatever it is you said.
+
+01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:10.000
+Officer.
+
+01:08:11.750 --> 01:08:12.750
+Downstairs.
+
+01:08:14.208 --> 01:08:15.583
+I'll make us a brew.
+
+01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:17.750
+[groaning] Oh...
+
+01:08:18.875 --> 01:08:20.500
+I was so stupid.
+
+01:08:21.083 --> 01:08:23.916
+When Grace took her away,
+the way she looked at me.
+
+01:08:24.458 --> 01:08:26.707
+I'll never get it outta my head.
+She was so disappointed.
+
+01:08:26.708 --> 01:08:28.874
+She'll understand. In time.
+
+01:08:28.875 --> 01:08:31.707
+That's the thing.
+With Emma, I'm running out of time.
+
+01:08:31.708 --> 01:08:33.374
+If I'm convicted and I get a record,
+
+01:08:33.375 --> 01:08:34.665
+they won't let me
+back in the country.
+
+01:08:34.666 --> 01:08:36.625
+It'll be years
+before I can see her again.
+
+01:08:36.958 --> 01:08:39.916
+I'm spiralling downward
+and I don't know why.
+
+01:08:41.083 --> 01:08:44.290
+'Cause this pantomime,
+with Albert and-- and Emma,
+
+01:08:44.291 --> 01:08:47.208
+[laughs] even the ugly sisters,
+
+01:08:47.708 --> 01:08:49.666
+this is the best time I've ever had
+
+01:08:50.625 --> 01:08:52.000
+and it's 'cause of you.
+
+01:08:52.958 --> 01:08:54.125
+[knock on door]
+
+01:08:56.333 --> 01:08:57.250
+Thanks.
+
+01:08:59.291 --> 01:09:00.874
+Cara. Cara!
+
+01:09:00.875 --> 01:09:01.958
+She's out.
+
+01:09:02.375 --> 01:09:04.500
+You're not supposed
+to have a key, Kieran.
+
+01:09:05.083 --> 01:09:06.708
+[Kieran]
+I just wanna see my daughter, Jill.
+
+01:09:07.416 --> 01:09:09.165
+[Jill] Well, she's not here,
+
+01:09:09.166 --> 01:09:10.375
+so you gotta leave.
+
+01:09:11.500 --> 01:09:12.708
+Got him here with you?
+
+01:09:13.833 --> 01:09:15.332
+It's not what you think.
+
+01:09:15.333 --> 01:09:17.166
+Since when do you care
+about what I think?
+
+01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:20.415
+I wanna take Carla
+down to London with me.
+
+01:09:20.416 --> 01:09:23.207
+No, the pantomime is opening
+tomorrow night.
+
+01:09:23.208 --> 01:09:25.540
+- You promised.
+- Yeah.
+
+01:09:25.541 --> 01:09:27.124
+That was when your head was straight
+
+01:09:27.125 --> 01:09:28.708
+and not full
+of all this Hollywood rubbish.
+
+01:09:29.583 --> 01:09:31.166
+She's my daughter as well, Jill.
+
+01:09:31.958 --> 01:09:33.666
+She's my daughter as well.
+
+01:09:41.500 --> 01:09:45.165
+Only days ago I was standing
+outside Stoneford Theatre Royal.
+
+01:09:45.166 --> 01:09:48.749
+But there's a rather different stage
+set for today; Stoneford Courthouse,
+
+01:09:48.750 --> 01:09:50.540
+where the fate of Brad Mac
+
+01:09:50.541 --> 01:09:52.875
+and the local pantomime
+will be decided.
+
+01:09:54.250 --> 01:09:56.750
+Sweetheart, you sure
+you're not gonna join us?
+
+01:09:57.833 --> 01:10:01.165
+I don't think I can face it
+and I have to fetch Cara from ballet.
+
+01:10:01.166 --> 01:10:04.208
+- So I'll just meet you here later.
+- What if Brad goes down?
+
+01:10:04.750 --> 01:10:07.082
+Then you'll have to get
+Pierce Brosnan on the phone.
+
+01:10:07.083 --> 01:10:08.208
+Hm... mh.
+
+01:10:08.583 --> 01:10:10.833
+Hm, alright, darling, see you later.
+
+01:10:11.833 --> 01:10:14.290
+Brad's fearsome legal team
+flew in overnight
+
+01:10:14.291 --> 01:10:16.665
+on an actual private jet
+from Hollywood.
+
+01:10:16.666 --> 01:10:20.749
+That's right, carbon destroyers,
+but hopefully not career destroyers.
+
+01:10:20.750 --> 01:10:22.082
+Back to you in the studio.
+
+01:10:22.083 --> 01:10:24.083
+[indistinct chatter]
+
+01:10:41.416 --> 01:10:43.791
+We got this, Brad. Fear not.
+
+01:10:43.958 --> 01:10:48.500
+You know I'm the best defence lawyer
+in California. I'm also the cheapest.
+
+01:10:49.791 --> 01:10:51.832
+- Really?
+- Oh, no, no.
+
+01:10:51.833 --> 01:10:54.166
+I'm just making a joke
+to lighten things up.
+
+01:10:59.333 --> 01:11:00.250
+All rise.
+
+01:11:01.166 --> 01:11:03.166
+Will the defendant please stand.
+
+01:11:08.125 --> 01:11:11.290
+Mr Theobald Washington,
+you have been charged--
+
+01:11:11.291 --> 01:11:12.208
+Objection.
+
+01:11:12.625 --> 01:11:14.624
+Who the hell is Theobald Washington?
+
+01:11:14.625 --> 01:11:15.750
+That's my real name.
+
+01:11:15.875 --> 01:11:16.958
+Theobald.
+
+01:11:17.833 --> 01:11:18.666
+For real?
+
+01:11:18.875 --> 01:11:20.541
+You chose Brad Mac?
+
+01:11:20.666 --> 01:11:22.583
+I chose Bradley Apollo McDonald.
+
+01:11:22.958 --> 01:11:23.791
+Oh.
+
+01:11:24.375 --> 01:11:25.999
+Carry on, Basil.
+
+01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:29.499
+...with the destruction
+of city property and being drunk
+
+01:11:29.500 --> 01:11:31.041
+and disorderly in public.
+
+01:11:31.666 --> 01:11:32.833
+How do you plead?
+
+01:11:33.166 --> 01:11:36.624
+- Not guilty.
+- [cheers and applause]
+
+01:11:36.625 --> 01:11:38.041
+Well done, Brad!
+
+01:11:38.250 --> 01:11:40.249
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:11:40.250 --> 01:11:42.791
+Silence!
+
+01:11:43.875 --> 01:11:44.791
+Thank you.
+
+01:11:45.291 --> 01:11:48.915
+Your Honour,
+my name is Sukie Huntington III
+
+01:11:48.916 --> 01:11:50.749
+from the Los Angeles law firm
+
+01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:54.458
+Brown, Johnson, Klein, Robinson,
+Ashwell, Lopez, and...
+
+01:11:56.125 --> 01:11:59.083
+erm, oh, yeah, me, Huntington.
+
+01:12:00.500 --> 01:12:01.332
+Proceed.
+
+01:12:01.333 --> 01:12:03.374
+Ladies and gentlemen of the jury--
+
+01:12:03.375 --> 01:12:06.000
+Er, this is a magistrate court,
+Miss Huntington.
+
+01:12:06.291 --> 01:12:07.375
+There's no jury.
+
+01:12:07.625 --> 01:12:10.041
+It's Ms. I'm divorced.
+
+01:12:11.125 --> 01:12:14.875
+Just like this court.
+Divorced from reality.
+
+01:12:15.291 --> 01:12:18.457
+For my client has
+numerous mitigating circumstances.
+
+01:12:18.458 --> 01:12:21.790
+- [phone buzzes]
+- Not only is he a celebrity,
+
+01:12:21.791 --> 01:12:24.458
+he is also a member of a minority.
+
+01:12:25.375 --> 01:12:27.541
+Which minority are you referring to?
+
+01:12:28.166 --> 01:12:30.541
+He's American, Your Honour.
+
+01:12:31.916 --> 01:12:34.833
+Mr Magistrate,
+can I please say a few words?
+
+01:12:34.958 --> 01:12:35.958
+If you must.
+
+01:12:37.041 --> 01:12:40.207
+Two weeks ago,
+I didn't even know Stoneford existed.
+
+01:12:40.208 --> 01:12:42.874
+And then someone will throw a plate
+
+01:12:42.875 --> 01:12:45.957
+of shaving foam
+directly into your face.
+
+01:12:45.958 --> 01:12:46.999
+- And then...
+- [dialling tone]
+
+01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:49.208
+Mr Brosnan?
+
+01:12:50.333 --> 01:12:51.291
+Mr Brosnan?
+
+01:12:51.958 --> 01:12:54.000
+[Brad] I certainly didn't know
+what a pantomime was.
+
+01:12:54.666 --> 01:12:56.915
+And, er, so to find myself
+on stage playing Buttons
+
+01:12:56.916 --> 01:12:59.625
+inCinderellacame as quite a shock.
+
+01:13:00.666 --> 01:13:02.916
+That's not an excuse
+for losing control.
+
+01:13:04.458 --> 01:13:07.125
+More my attempt at an explanation.
+
+01:13:07.625 --> 01:13:09.707
+You have to let him off, Your Honour.
+
+01:13:09.708 --> 01:13:14.249
+The Panto needs Brad Mac.
+Stoneford needs Brad Mac.
+
+01:13:14.250 --> 01:13:16.082
+Don't be too hard on him,
+Your Honour.
+
+01:13:16.083 --> 01:13:19.125
+- Yeah, that's our job.
+- Don't bang up Buttons!
+
+01:13:19.458 --> 01:13:21.582
+[all] Don't bang up Buttons!
+
+01:13:21.583 --> 01:13:24.874
+Don't bang up Buttons!
+
+01:13:24.875 --> 01:13:26.249
+[judge] Silence!
+
+01:13:26.250 --> 01:13:28.415
+I've had quite enough
+of this nonsense.
+
+01:13:28.416 --> 01:13:29.790
+[both] Oh, no, you haven't.
+
+01:13:29.791 --> 01:13:31.499
+Oh, yes, I... have. Enough!
+
+01:13:31.500 --> 01:13:32.749
+[both laugh]
+
+01:13:32.750 --> 01:13:35.207
+You're turning
+this courtroom into a pantomime,
+
+01:13:35.208 --> 01:13:36.790
+and this case into a joke.
+
+01:13:36.791 --> 01:13:38.374
+Pantomime is not a joke, Your Honour.
+
+01:13:38.375 --> 01:13:39.375
+Excuse me?
+
+01:13:41.541 --> 01:13:42.665
+The pantomime.
+
+01:13:42.666 --> 01:13:44.041
+It's not a joke.
+
+01:13:44.916 --> 01:13:48.207
+The Christmas pantomime brings
+entire communities together,
+
+01:13:48.208 --> 01:13:49.458
+young and old.
+
+01:13:50.250 --> 01:13:52.040
+For the young people,
+it's probably the first time
+
+01:13:52.041 --> 01:13:53.333
+they'll ever see a theatre.
+
+01:13:53.750 --> 01:13:56.958
+And for the older people
+in the community, like myself,
+
+01:13:58.333 --> 01:14:00.750
+it gives us a chance
+to reconnect with the young ones
+
+01:14:01.916 --> 01:14:03.833
+through a shared smile or a laugh.
+
+01:14:04.958 --> 01:14:06.957
+Besides, the Christmas pantomime
+makes enough money
+
+01:14:06.958 --> 01:14:09.583
+to keep Stoneford's theatre going
+all year round.
+
+01:14:10.166 --> 01:14:12.165
+Without the pantomime,
+the theatre would probably close
+
+01:14:12.166 --> 01:14:13.500
+and be gone forever.
+
+01:14:14.625 --> 01:14:15.875
+Thank you, Mr Mac.
+
+01:14:16.458 --> 01:14:18.166
+Can I please just say one more thing?
+
+01:14:20.416 --> 01:14:25.458
+I know you think the panto is silly,
+and-- and in places it is, by design.
+
+01:14:27.541 --> 01:14:29.915
+But I beg you to come seeCinderella,
+
+01:14:29.916 --> 01:14:32.290
+not just to see
+what's happening on stage,
+
+01:14:32.291 --> 01:14:35.125
+but to look around
+at the faces of the audience.
+
+01:14:35.791 --> 01:14:38.000
+You'll see something
+that's so special, so...
+
+01:14:39.333 --> 01:14:40.291
+rare.
+
+01:14:41.125 --> 01:14:42.541
+You'll see pure joy.
+
+01:14:44.166 --> 01:14:45.750
+And at the end of the day,
+Your Honour,
+
+01:14:46.125 --> 01:14:48.415
+isn't that what
+Christmas is supposed to be about?
+
+01:14:48.416 --> 01:14:50.082
+Nice words, Mr Mac,
+but shall we get back
+
+01:14:50.083 --> 01:14:50.999
+to the matter in hand?
+
+01:14:51.000 --> 01:14:52.083
+[Brad] Yes, sir.
+
+01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:55.540
+And I have no intention
+of banging up Buttons.
+
+01:14:55.541 --> 01:14:56.665
+I never have.
+
+01:14:56.666 --> 01:14:58.790
+The crimes he's charged with
+aren't even jailable.
+
+01:14:58.791 --> 01:15:02.375
+- Really?
+- Public intoxication: £200.
+
+01:15:02.666 --> 01:15:04.332
+[dramatically] Justice at last!
+
+01:15:04.333 --> 01:15:05.957
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:15:05.958 --> 01:15:07.750
+- [cheering]
+- For heaven's sake, clear off.
+
+01:15:12.250 --> 01:15:14.750
+My daughter, he's got my daughter!
+
+01:15:14.875 --> 01:15:16.791
+[all] Oh, no, he hasn't!
+
+01:15:17.500 --> 01:15:18.915
+What is wrong with you?
+
+01:15:18.916 --> 01:15:20.958
+It's Kieran. He's got Cara.
+
+01:15:21.125 --> 01:15:23.166
+Jill, I'm here for you.
+Whatever you need.
+
+01:15:25.083 --> 01:15:25.916
+This way.
+
+01:15:26.833 --> 01:15:27.666
+No, this way.
+
+01:15:27.833 --> 01:15:30.500
+No, Brad. It's literally this way.
+I'm tracking his phone.
+
+01:15:33.791 --> 01:15:35.999
+Nigel,
+we need your help to save Cara.
+
+01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:36.916
+You got it, boss.
+
+01:15:38.041 --> 01:15:40.083
+- Everybody in.
+- Come on. Hurry up.
+
+01:15:40.666 --> 01:15:41.958
+[dramatic invigorating music]
+
+01:15:43.916 --> 01:15:45.582
+Can you go a bit faster?
+
+01:15:45.583 --> 01:15:47.125
+He's heading for the motorway.
+
+01:15:49.666 --> 01:15:52.874
+Emma, darling,
+time for pottery class.
+
+01:15:52.875 --> 01:15:53.791
+Emma?
+
+01:15:54.291 --> 01:15:55.166
+Emma.
+
+01:15:55.708 --> 01:15:56.541
+Emma!
+
+01:15:57.125 --> 01:15:57.958
+She's gone.
+
+01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:02.875
+She's gone. Spencer, get the car!
+We're going to Stoneford!
+
+01:16:03.791 --> 01:16:05.083
+[dramatic invigorating music]
+
+01:16:08.208 --> 01:16:11.707
+Brad, I just wanna say
+I'm very grateful you're doing this.
+
+01:16:11.708 --> 01:16:13.291
+Of course, we're friends.
+
+01:16:15.083 --> 01:16:16.374
+- Cara could be dead.
+- Dead?
+
+01:16:16.375 --> 01:16:17.374
+- Dead?
+- What?
+
+01:16:17.375 --> 01:16:19.000
+I thought
+it was only a custody battle.
+
+01:16:19.625 --> 01:16:21.832
+Somebody say custard? [laughs]
+
+01:16:21.833 --> 01:16:24.000
+'Cause custody. No? No.
+
+01:16:26.708 --> 01:16:28.583
+[Danny]
+We've left Cassandra behind.
+
+01:16:30.708 --> 01:16:32.624
+A part in next year's pantomime.
+
+01:16:32.625 --> 01:16:33.540
+Are you serious?
+
+01:16:33.541 --> 01:16:36.374
+- Absolutely, darling.
+- I mean, that would be wonderful.
+
+01:16:36.375 --> 01:16:38.624
+I've always thought there might be
+a pantomime in me.
+
+01:16:38.625 --> 01:16:40.583
+And I've always thought the same...
+
+01:16:41.250 --> 01:16:42.458
+- about a judge.
+- Hm.
+
+01:16:45.166 --> 01:16:45.999
+- [elevator bell dings]
+- [judge] Mm-hmm.
+
+01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:47.166
+[Cassandra] Hm.
+
+01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:51.291
+That's his car.
+
+01:17:06.208 --> 01:17:07.333
+Everybody stay here.
+
+01:17:08.291 --> 01:17:09.125
+Cara.
+
+01:17:10.583 --> 01:17:11.416
+Cara.
+
+01:17:13.250 --> 01:17:14.083
+Cara.
+
+01:17:14.916 --> 01:17:17.540
+[all] Cara! Cara! Cara!
+
+01:17:17.541 --> 01:17:19.749
+- What's all the shouting about?
+- [shouts for Cara continue]
+
+01:17:19.750 --> 01:17:21.000
+Where's her daughter?
+
+01:17:21.541 --> 01:17:22.374
+What do you mean?
+
+01:17:22.375 --> 01:17:24.208
+Tell me where her daughter is, now.
+
+01:17:24.458 --> 01:17:25.957
+What are you talking about?
+
+01:17:25.958 --> 01:17:28.083
+Stop screwing around, Kieran,
+or so help me God.
+
+01:17:28.833 --> 01:17:31.458
+Or what?
+You gonna go and get your stuntman?
+
+01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:35.416
+Yah!
+
+01:17:39.250 --> 01:17:40.250
+What are you doing?
+
+01:17:41.833 --> 01:17:42.791
+Under arm.
+
+01:17:43.750 --> 01:17:45.708
+- [grunts, groans]
+- Get him, Brad!
+
+01:17:46.458 --> 01:17:48.750
+[dramatic Christmassy music playing]
+
+01:17:54.958 --> 01:17:55.790
+[thud]
+
+01:17:55.791 --> 01:17:56.958
+- [laughter]
+- [shocked gasps]
+
+01:17:57.791 --> 01:17:58.791
+What are you doing?
+
+01:17:59.041 --> 01:18:00.250
+That's humiliating.
+
+01:18:01.916 --> 01:18:03.666
+[dramatic choral chanting]
+
+01:18:06.708 --> 01:18:07.832
+- Ooh!
+- Ooh!
+
+01:18:07.833 --> 01:18:08.791
+[gasping] Ooh!
+
+01:18:10.083 --> 01:18:10.916
+[groans]
+
+01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:15.791
+[all] Ooh!
+
+01:18:23.375 --> 01:18:24.208
+[groans]
+
+01:18:27.791 --> 01:18:30.583
+- Why are we doing this?
+- Because you kidnapped Cara.
+
+01:18:31.208 --> 01:18:32.291
+What are you talking about?
+
+01:18:32.875 --> 01:18:34.625
+I just dropped her
+at the train station.
+
+01:18:35.500 --> 01:18:36.333
+What?
+
+01:18:36.833 --> 01:18:38.666
+Train... Where is she going?
+
+01:18:39.250 --> 01:18:42.041
+Nowhere.
+She said she had to meet a friend.
+
+01:18:42.250 --> 01:18:43.249
+Yeah, I don't believe you.
+
+01:18:43.250 --> 01:18:45.291
+I heard you tell Jill
+you were taking her to London.
+
+01:18:46.291 --> 01:18:47.125
+I was.
+
+01:18:48.458 --> 01:18:50.083
+It's my turn to have her this year.
+
+01:18:52.583 --> 01:18:53.874
+Promised her
+she could do the pantomime.
+
+01:18:53.875 --> 01:18:55.500
+I didn't wanna disappoint her. So...
+
+01:18:57.750 --> 01:18:59.083
+I'm a crap dad to Cara
+
+01:19:00.250 --> 01:19:02.083
+and I was a crap husband to Jill.
+
+01:19:02.708 --> 01:19:05.250
+You're not a crap dad, okay?
+
+01:19:07.166 --> 01:19:08.250
+You're there for her.
+
+01:19:09.250 --> 01:19:12.375
+That's a lot better than I can say
+for myself over the last five years.
+
+01:19:13.333 --> 01:19:15.166
+One thing I learnt here in Stoneford,
+
+01:19:15.708 --> 01:19:17.708
+life isn't gonna go
+the way you want it.
+
+01:19:17.916 --> 01:19:20.458
+It is what it is
+and you cannot run away from it.
+
+01:19:22.541 --> 01:19:25.374
+You just have to embrace it
+for all its unpredictability
+
+01:19:25.375 --> 01:19:26.875
+with everything you've got.
+
+01:19:32.333 --> 01:19:36.166
+Well... you know,
+Cara was doing the panto and...
+
+01:19:38.291 --> 01:19:40.166
+I would love to see her on stage,
+
+01:19:41.083 --> 01:19:42.083
+if it's okay.
+
+01:19:44.500 --> 01:19:45.458
+Of course.
+
+01:19:48.083 --> 01:19:50.166
+Oh, crap, we gotta go.
+
+01:19:54.708 --> 01:19:55.708
+Oh...
+
+01:19:59.416 --> 01:20:02.000
+Cara went to see a friend,
+she'll meet us at the theatre.
+
+01:20:02.666 --> 01:20:03.916
+[sighs of relief]
+
+01:20:07.958 --> 01:20:08.791
+Let's go!
+
+01:20:24.875 --> 01:20:27.000
+♪ Driving home for Christmas ♪
+
+01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:32.458
+♪ Oh
+I can't wait to see those faces ♪
+
+01:20:35.375 --> 01:20:38.625
+♪ I'm driving home for Christmas
+Yeah ♪
+
+01:20:40.166 --> 01:20:42.791
+♪ I'm moving down the line ♪
+
+01:20:43.041 --> 01:20:45.499
+[laughter]
+
+01:20:45.500 --> 01:20:48.166
+♪ It's been so long ♪
+
+01:20:49.583 --> 01:20:51.832
+♪ But I will be there ♪
+
+01:20:51.833 --> 01:20:53.625
+♪ I sing this song ♪
+
+01:20:55.000 --> 01:20:57.375
+♪ To pass the time away ♪
+
+01:20:57.875 --> 01:21:00.250
+♪ Driving in my car ♪
+
+01:21:00.791 --> 01:21:02.875
+♪ Driving home for Christmas ♪
+
+01:21:06.791 --> 01:21:10.666
+♪ Gonna take some time
+But I'll get there ♪
+
+01:21:13.458 --> 01:21:19.333
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:21:23.708 --> 01:21:25.541
+Er, you're a big movie star, Mr Mac.
+
+01:21:25.666 --> 01:21:27.165
+Isn't the role of Buttons
+a small part for someone
+
+01:21:27.166 --> 01:21:28.124
+of your stature?
+
+01:21:28.125 --> 01:21:29.707
+Well,
+I'll quote the great Stanislavski.
+
+01:21:29.708 --> 01:21:31.582
+There are no small parts,
+just small actors.
+
+01:21:31.583 --> 01:21:33.207
+And how are you enjoying
+your time in Stoneford?
+
+01:21:33.208 --> 01:21:34.166
+[Emma] Dad!
+
+01:21:34.791 --> 01:21:37.000
+Emma! Excuse me. Sweetheart!
+
+01:21:37.208 --> 01:21:39.207
+- What are you doing here?
+- [Cara] Mum!
+
+01:21:39.208 --> 01:21:41.040
+[Emma] I snuck out
+of the house and took the train.
+
+01:21:41.041 --> 01:21:42.374
+Cara met me at the station.
+
+01:21:42.375 --> 01:21:46.790
+Oh, sweetheart, I'm so happy
+to see you, but you're 12 years old.
+
+01:21:46.791 --> 01:21:49.791
+You cannot take a train across
+the country by yourself, okay?
+
+01:21:50.625 --> 01:21:51.833
+Next time, just call me.
+
+01:21:52.416 --> 01:21:53.250
+Come here.
+
+01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:56.249
+I see you're getting the hang
+of proper parenting.
+
+01:21:56.250 --> 01:21:57.541
+Better late than never.
+
+01:21:58.000 --> 01:22:00.999
+Oh, on that subject,
+it's time to get into costume. Ready?
+
+01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:02.083
+Show time.
+
+01:22:05.833 --> 01:22:08.000
+- [indistinct chatter]
+- [Christmassy music]
+
+01:22:19.750 --> 01:22:20.916
+It's my first theatre.
+
+01:22:23.833 --> 01:22:27.583
+[Brenda]
+Once upon a time in a magical land...
+
+01:22:28.375 --> 01:22:30.833
+Oh, that must be Buttons.
+
+01:22:31.041 --> 01:22:33.499
+My oldest and dearest friend.
+
+01:22:33.500 --> 01:22:35.916
+I can always rely on Buttons.
+
+01:22:38.958 --> 01:22:42.041
+I said, I can always rely on Buttons!
+
+01:22:44.750 --> 01:22:46.875
+- [woman] Has anyone seen...
+- You'll do fine.
+
+01:22:49.125 --> 01:22:50.125
+Needed the lipstick.
+
+01:22:50.750 --> 01:22:53.000
+One, two, three.
+
+01:22:53.541 --> 01:22:55.333
+[all] Buttons!
+
+01:22:58.291 --> 01:23:00.333
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:23:14.916 --> 01:23:17.541
+Don't worry, mate.
+She's been killing time.
+
+01:23:17.791 --> 01:23:19.333
+[laughter]
+
+01:23:20.708 --> 01:23:21.999
+- Cinderella.
+- Hmm?
+
+01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:24.832
+- I have a secret.
+- [gasps] A secret.
+
+01:23:24.833 --> 01:23:25.915
+What is it?
+
+01:23:25.916 --> 01:23:27.665
+Well, a secret's something
+you tell someone
+
+01:23:27.666 --> 01:23:29.416
+that you don't want
+anyone else to know.
+
+01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:31.875
+- [modest laughter]
+- I'd stick to movies, mate.
+
+01:23:32.791 --> 01:23:35.166
+Do yourself a favour
+and shut your mouth.
+
+01:23:35.458 --> 01:23:37.875
+I almost forgot my big run-up.
+
+01:23:38.125 --> 01:23:39.708
+[all] Ooh.
+
+01:23:40.833 --> 01:23:43.625
+[all laugh]
+
+01:23:44.416 --> 01:23:46.333
+I do my own stunts now.
+
+01:23:50.416 --> 01:23:52.333
+Just like the other big stars.
+
+01:23:52.583 --> 01:23:53.541
+Whoo!
+
+01:24:00.083 --> 01:24:01.958
+They're booing you, Fanny.
+They're booing you.
+
+01:24:02.375 --> 01:24:04.833
+You shan't go
+to the ball, Cinderella.
+
+01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:07.916
+[both]
+You shan't, you shan't, you shan't.
+
+01:24:08.333 --> 01:24:10.333
+- Yeah, rip it, rip it.
+- [both laugh]
+
+01:24:10.583 --> 01:24:13.708
+All you have to do
+is believe and magic will happen.
+
+01:24:17.833 --> 01:24:20.916
+You shall go to the ball, Cinderella.
+
+01:24:21.125 --> 01:24:24.000
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:24:24.375 --> 01:24:26.624
+Tell you what, mate, there'll be
+somebody good looking in here
+
+01:24:26.625 --> 01:24:27.915
+you can have a little chat with.
+
+01:24:27.916 --> 01:24:30.582
+Let's see if we can find-- let's see
+if we can find a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:30.583 --> 01:24:32.499
+- There'll be some in here.
+- Let's have a little look
+
+01:24:32.500 --> 01:24:35.624
+for a good looking fella,
+we can find a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:35.625 --> 01:24:38.207
+- See if we can find a...
+- Has to be a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:38.208 --> 01:24:39.707
+- A good-looking fella.
+- Has to be a good-looking fella.
+
+01:24:39.708 --> 01:24:43.582
+Oh, you, sir. You, sir. Can you see
+any good-looking fellas in here?
+
+01:24:43.583 --> 01:24:45.790
+[all laugh]
+
+01:24:45.791 --> 01:24:47.125
+[joyous music playing]
+
+01:24:57.500 --> 01:25:01.915
+[both speaking over each other]
+
+01:25:01.916 --> 01:25:03.541
+[all laugh]
+
+01:25:07.166 --> 01:25:09.707
+Pop it on. The doctor says
+I've got the feet of an athlete.
+
+01:25:09.708 --> 01:25:11.790
+No, he said you've got
+athlete's foot, it's different.
+
+01:25:11.791 --> 01:25:12.875
+[all laugh]
+
+01:25:13.500 --> 01:25:15.582
+- Toes are curled.
+- Look at those chubby feet.
+
+01:25:15.583 --> 01:25:17.375
+Hey, you can't say chubby.
+That's-- you're fattist.
+
+01:25:17.500 --> 01:25:19.833
+I think you'll find
+you're the fattest. [laughs]
+
+01:25:20.416 --> 01:25:22.166
+Sorry about this, Your Highness.
+
+01:25:23.625 --> 01:25:26.083
+- Yes!
+- Oh!
+
+01:25:26.208 --> 01:25:29.041
+- [uplifting music]
+- [cheers and applause]
+
+01:25:31.250 --> 01:25:34.499
+- So we didn't get our prince.
+- Never mind.
+
+01:25:34.500 --> 01:25:37.708
+- Who's ready for the big finale?
+- [cheers and applause]
+
+01:25:38.250 --> 01:25:41.791
+Thanks, everybody.
+We'll see you later. Bye!
+
+01:25:47.166 --> 01:25:50.665
+♪ I used to bite my tongue
+And hold my breath ♪
+
+01:25:50.666 --> 01:25:54.500
+♪ Scared to rock the boat
+And make a mess ♪
+
+01:25:54.625 --> 01:25:57.458
+♪ So I sat quietly ♪
+
+01:25:58.333 --> 01:26:00.833
+♪ Agreed politely ♪
+
+01:26:01.833 --> 01:26:04.999
+♪ Guess that I forgot
+I had the choice ♪
+
+01:26:05.000 --> 01:26:08.166
+♪ I let you push me
+Past my breaking point ♪
+
+01:26:08.875 --> 01:26:11.250
+♪ I stood for nothing ♪
+
+01:26:11.666 --> 01:26:14.666
+♪ So I fell for everything ♪
+
+01:26:15.250 --> 01:26:18.041
+♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪
+
+01:26:18.666 --> 01:26:21.207
+♪ Already brushing off the dust ♪
+
+01:26:21.208 --> 01:26:24.250
+♪ You hear my voice
+You hear that sound ♪
+
+01:26:24.625 --> 01:26:27.208
+♪ Like thunder
+Gonna shake the ground ♪
+
+01:26:27.333 --> 01:26:29.791
+♪ You held me down, but I got up ♪
+
+01:26:30.291 --> 01:26:32.374
+♪ Get ready 'cause I've had enough ♪
+
+01:26:32.375 --> 01:26:35.250
+♪ I see it all, I see it now ♪
+
+01:26:35.625 --> 01:26:38.540
+♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
+
+01:26:38.541 --> 01:26:42.624
+♪ A fighter
+Dancing through the fire ♪
+
+01:26:42.625 --> 01:26:45.415
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:26:45.416 --> 01:26:49.624
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:26:49.625 --> 01:26:53.415
+♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
+
+01:26:53.416 --> 01:26:56.041
+♪ Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:26:56.375 --> 01:26:59.999
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:02.500
+[cheers and applause]
+
+01:27:07.291 --> 01:27:11.166
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:17.541 --> 01:27:21.708
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:28.958 --> 01:27:32.041
+♪ Roar, roar, roar ♪
+
+01:27:32.500 --> 01:27:36.332
+♪ Roar, roar ♪
+
+01:27:36.333 --> 01:27:39.040
+♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪
+
+01:27:39.041 --> 01:27:42.708
+♪ A fighter
+Dancing through the fire ♪
+
+01:27:43.208 --> 01:27:45.625
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:27:45.916 --> 01:27:49.540
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:27:49.541 --> 01:27:53.207
+♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
+
+01:27:53.208 --> 01:27:55.749
+♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪
+
+01:27:55.750 --> 01:27:59.333
+♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:06.625 --> 01:28:10.083
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:16.375 --> 01:28:21.832
+♪ You're gonna hear me roar ♪
+
+01:28:21.833 --> 01:28:27.833
+[rapturous cheers and applause]
+
+01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:35.000
+[emotive music]
+
+01:28:38.583 --> 01:28:41.916
+[cheering and applause continues]
+
+01:28:51.583 --> 01:28:52.416
+So...
+
+01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:55.833
+Look,
+
+01:28:56.625 --> 01:28:59.666
+I'm no good at talking
+about feelings and stuff like that.
+
+01:29:00.041 --> 01:29:00.875
+Shut up.
+
+01:29:05.375 --> 01:29:06.208
+Wow.
+
+01:29:09.833 --> 01:29:11.791
+My God.
+My hands are still shaking.
+
+01:29:12.208 --> 01:29:15.540
+Ah! Darlings, you were marvellous!
+
+01:29:15.541 --> 01:29:17.124
+Thank you, Albert.
+That means the world to me.
+
+01:29:17.125 --> 01:29:18.999
+Coming from a true panto legend.
+
+01:29:19.000 --> 01:29:20.458
+[laughs] You both were.
+
+01:29:21.166 --> 01:29:25.415
+Well, that's it. From here on in,
+I'm only doing pantomime. I loved it.
+
+01:29:25.416 --> 01:29:27.624
+Well, that's good
+'cause you still got...
+
+01:29:27.625 --> 01:29:29.666
+49 more shows to go.
+
+01:29:29.916 --> 01:29:32.207
+What? Are you insane?
+
+01:29:32.208 --> 01:29:34.208
+Forty-nine more shows?
+I can't do that.
+
+01:29:37.458 --> 01:29:38.416
+Just kidding.
+
+01:29:39.458 --> 01:29:40.291
+I can't wait.
+
+01:29:40.916 --> 01:29:42.541
+[chuckles]
+
+01:29:43.916 --> 01:29:44.916
+[bells jingling]
+
+01:29:45.416 --> 01:29:46.416
+[sprightly music]
+
+01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:34.583
+Brad, wonderful work today.
+
+01:30:34.958 --> 01:30:37.125
+It's a killing field 7.
+
+01:30:37.958 --> 01:30:39.208
+[laughs]
+
+01:30:42.541 --> 01:30:46.374
+Oh, the brake went down.
+Sorry. No, I can't...
+
+01:30:46.375 --> 01:30:48.333
+Buttons. There you are.
+
+01:30:48.541 --> 01:30:50.749
+Weren't you supposed to...
+[babbles incoherently]
+
+01:30:50.750 --> 01:30:54.000
+If all else fails,
+just dramatically faint.
+
+01:30:54.625 --> 01:30:55.458
+Really?
+
+01:30:57.541 --> 01:30:58.374
+You've missed a bit.
+
+01:30:58.375 --> 01:30:59.957
+Oh, God.
+She's not even good at cleaning.
+
+01:30:59.958 --> 01:31:01.957
+- Oh, she's rubbish.
+- Oh, ugly as well.
+
+01:31:01.958 --> 01:31:03.415
+- Ugh. Ugh.
+- Ugh. Ugh.
+
+01:31:03.416 --> 01:31:04.457
+Uh, you've sweeped...
+
+01:31:04.458 --> 01:31:06.540
+It's in my direction!
+I've got allergies!
+
+01:31:06.541 --> 01:31:09.583
+- Look at the state of her.
+- Oh, I'm triggered. She triggered me.
+
+01:31:09.791 --> 01:31:13.083
+Again,
+not exactly sure what's happening.
+
+01:31:13.666 --> 01:31:14.833
+Show me what?
+
+01:31:16.375 --> 01:31:18.458
+That was much better, wasn't it?
+[laughs]
+
+01:31:18.916 --> 01:31:22.208
+[pondering] Ooh. Mmm. Mmm.
+
+01:31:26.750 --> 01:31:29.125
+- What's happened to Brenda?
+- [laughter]
+
+01:31:29.750 --> 01:31:31.957
+- We've left Cara behind.
+- [all laugh]
+
+01:31:31.958 --> 01:31:34.207
+Cassandra, Cassandra.
+
+01:31:34.208 --> 01:31:35.750
+Katy Perry just called.
+
+01:31:36.083 --> 01:31:38.332
+She said, I wanna see it again.
+
+01:31:38.333 --> 01:31:39.750
+I'm gonna fly to Stoneford.
+
+01:31:40.666 --> 01:31:42.124
+- [still pondering] Mmm.
+- Oh, no.
+
+01:31:42.125 --> 01:31:46.083
+- Oh, no, behave!
+- [laughs]
+
+01:31:46.666 --> 01:31:50.333
+Whoo! I wanna have your babies, Brad.
+That was marvellous.
+
+01:31:51.083 --> 01:31:53.541
+[groans]
+
+01:31:55.750 --> 01:31:58.291
+[groaning] Why are we doing this?
+
+01:31:59.416 --> 01:32:01.125
+Because they're paying us.
+
+01:32:07.291 --> 01:32:09.666
+- I'm so sorry.
+- [laughter]
+
+01:32:12.250 --> 01:32:13.082
+Sorry.
+
+01:32:13.083 --> 01:32:15.708
+Finally, a blooper you can't use.
diff --git a/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_5_eng.vtt b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_5_eng.vtt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20ca47712b3f026d59585249aea3cdf91133f64f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P/Un4_N4v1d4d_d1ferente_(2025)_Web-Dl_1080p_C4st_P_sub_5_eng.vtt
@@ -0,0 +1,458 @@
+WEBVTT
+
+07:13.331 --> 07:17.457
+*La nieve cae a mi alrededor*
+
+07:18.289 --> 07:22.165
+Niños jugando, divirtiéndose
+
+07:22.958 --> 07:24.708
+Es la temporada
+
+07:24.791 --> 07:27.624
+Amor y comprension
+
+07:27.708 --> 07:31.584
+Feliz Navidad a todos
+
+07:32.542 --> 07:36.585
+En las fiestas y celebraciones
+
+07:37.292 --> 07:41.168
+#Gente bailando toda la noche#
+
+07:41.918 --> 07:46.461
+*Hora de los regalos*
+Y de intercambiar besos
+
+07:46.544 --> 07:50.544
+Hora de cantar canciones de Navidad
+
+07:52.253 --> 07:56.337
+*Vamos a tener una fiesta esta noche*
+
+07:57.045 --> 08:00.546
+voy a encontrar a esa chica
+Debajo del muérdago
+
+08:00.671 --> 08:03.046
+*Y besar a la luz de las velas*
+
+08:03.213 --> 08:07.046
+# La habitación se equilibra
+Las discotecas suenan
+
+08:07.880 --> 08:11.797
+# Todas las viejas canciones que nos gusta escuchar #
+
+08:12.381 --> 08:17.007
+Oh, deseo
+Que... cada día fuera Navidad
+
+08:17.298 --> 08:21.257
+*Qué buena manera de pasar el año*
+
+08:41.760 --> 08:45.761
+*Vamos a tener una fiesta esta noche*
+
+08:46.386 --> 08:50.554
+voy a encontrar a esa chica
+Debajo del muérdago
+
+08:50.636 --> 08:52.220
+*Y besar a la luz de las velas*
+
+08:52.636 --> 08:54.555
+*La nieve está cayendo*
+
+08:54.637 --> 08:56.430
+*A mi alrededor*
+
+08:57.305 --> 09:01.305
+Niños jugando, divirtiéndose
+
+09:01.889 --> 09:03.347
+Es la temporada
+
+09:03.806 --> 09:06.514
+Amor y comprension
+
+09:06.889 --> 09:10.432
+Feliz Navidad a todos
+
+09:11.557 --> 09:15.265
+Feliz Navidad a todos
+
+09:15.890 --> 09:20.266
+Feliz Navidad a todos
+
+09:28.142 --> 09:31.977
+*La nieve cae a mi alrededor*
+
+09:32.893 --> 09:36.893
+*Niños jugando, divirtiéndose*
+
+09:37.643 --> 09:39.103
+Es la temporada
+
+09:39.478 --> 09:41.769
+Amor y comprension
+
+09:42.394 --> 09:46.061
+Feliz Navidad a todos
+
+09:46.729 --> 09:51.063
+*La nieve cae a mi alrededor*
+
+09:51.813 --> 09:55.438
+*Niños jugando, divirtiéndose*
+
+10:05.815 --> 10:08.273
+# Oh, la nieve está cayendo #
+
+15:45.823 --> 15:48.365
+*Me parece divertido*
+
+15:48.449 --> 15:52.533
+*Te parece un poco*
+Alguien que conozco
+
+15:52.616 --> 15:53.867
+¡Vamos, borregos!
+
+15:53.949 --> 15:58.950
+# Cómo esto termina porque
+Voy a estar en tu cabeza todo el fin de semana #
+
+15:59.034 --> 16:01.535
+*Escalofríos y mariposas*
+
+16:01.617 --> 16:05.535
+me dan escalofríos
+Cuando te miro a
+
+16:05.619 --> 16:08.619
+los ojos *Y puedo decir que están todos
+
+16:08.702 --> 16:11.203
+dentro* *Porque
+puedo oír* Tu corazón
+
+16:11.286 --> 16:14.203
+latiendo Padam, pad am, pad am *Lo oigo
+
+16:14.661 --> 16:16.369
+y lo sé* # Padam, pad am, Sé que
+
+16:16.453 --> 16:20.246
+quieres llevarme a casa.
+
+16:20.370 --> 16:23.830
+Mantengan la energía. Recuerda,
+la gente está pagando por esto.
+
+16:24.454 --> 16:26.830
+# Cuando tu corazón va pad am #
+
+16:27.871 --> 16:30.664
+Todo tendrá sentido
+con el tiempo, querida.
+
+16:30.746 --> 16:34.040
+sé que quieres Llévame
+a casa, pad am #
+
+16:34.122 --> 16:37.415
+# Y quitarme toda la
+ropa Padam, pad am #
+
+16:37.831 --> 16:41.457
+# Cuando tu corazón va pad am #
+
+34:30.366 --> 34:35.577
+*Es la época más
+maravillosa época del año
+
+34:37.409 --> 34:41.285
+# Con los niños jingle belling
+Y todos te dicen
+
+34:41.367 --> 34:43.410
+Ten buen ánimo
+
+34:44.035 --> 34:49.618
+Es la época más maravillosa
+Del año #
+
+34:50.703 --> 34:56.369
+*Es la estación más feliz*
+de todos
+
+34:57.745 --> 35:01.662
+# Con esos saludos de vacaciones
+Y alegres encuentros #
+
+35:01.745 --> 35:04.038
+# Cuando los amigos vienen a llamar #
+
+35:04.871 --> 35:10.831
+Es la época más maravillosa
+Del año #
+
+35:11.247 --> 35:15.540
+Habrá fiestas para celebrar
+Malvaviscos para tostar
+
+35:15.622 --> 35:18.373
+# Y cantando villancicos en la nieve #
+
+35:18.457 --> 35:22.333
+Habrá terroríficas historias de fantasmas
+Y cuentos de las glorias
+
+35:22.415 --> 35:26.291
+*De Navidades hace mucho, mucho tiempo*
+
+35:27.083 --> 35:32.209
+Es la época más maravillosa
+Del año #
+
+35:33.960 --> 35:37.585
+*Habrá mucho muerto*
+Y los corazones brillarán
+
+35:37.668 --> 35:40.335
+Cuando los seres queridos están cerca
+
+35:40.835 --> 35:43.502
+# Es el momento más maravilloso #
+
+35:44.418 --> 35:47.669
+*Sí, el momento más maravilloso*
+
+35:47.753 --> 35:51.753
+Oh, el momento más maravilloso
+
+35:52.462 --> 35:56.629
+# Del año #
+
+36:00.380 --> 36:04.171
+# Es el momento más maravilloso #
+
+36:04.255 --> 36:07.631
+*Sí, el momento más maravilloso*
+
+36:07.714 --> 36:13.465
+Es la época más maravillosa
+Del año #
+
+49:57.463 --> 50:00.338
+*Mantén la nieve y los paseos en trineo*
+
+50:03.921 --> 50:06.922
+# Guarda los regalos bajo el árbol #
+
+50:24.342 --> 50:27.133
+*Porque todo lo que siempre quise*
+
+50:27.467 --> 50:29.634
+# No era nada que tengo #
+
+50:29.718 --> 50:35.677
+# Y Santa, ¿no me oyes?  #
+
+50:36.552 --> 50:40.428
+# Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh #
+
+50:40.511 --> 50:45.220
+*No necesito nada*
+
+50:45.469 --> 50:48.345
+Te envié una carta
+
+50:48.428 --> 50:53.430
+*Sobre cómo hacer mis sueños realidad*
+Sí, sí #
+
+50:53.512 --> 50:58.138
+# Lo que quiero para Navidad #
+
+50:58.221 --> 51:01.472
+*No ha venido y he estado tan triste*
+
+51:01.556 --> 51:06.223
+*Dime, ¿qué puedo hacer?* Oh, sí
+
+51:06.472 --> 51:09.515
+*Guarda el muerto*
+
+51:09.598 --> 51:11.598
+*Manten el muerto*
+
+51:11.682 --> 51:15.432
+*A menos que sea lo que necesito*
+
+51:15.515 --> 51:17.390
+Lo que necesito
+
+51:17.474 --> 51:20.974
+*Santa, ¿no puedes oírme?*
+
+51:21.058 --> 51:25.142
+*Santa, ¿no puedes oírme?*
+
+58:01.285 --> 58:04.327
+*Decora los pasillos*
+Con ramas de acebo
+
+58:04.411 --> 58:07.244
+# Fa la la la la, la la la #
+
+01:20:25.360 --> 01:20:27.486
+*Volviendo a casa por Navidad*
+
+01:20:29.486 --> 01:20:32.944
+# Oh
+No puedo esperar a ver esas caras #
+
+01:20:35.862 --> 01:20:39.113
+Estoy conduciendo a casa para Navidad
+si
+
+01:20:40.653 --> 01:20:43.279
+# Me estoy moviendo por la línea #
+
+01:20:46.071 --> 01:20:48.655
+# Ha pasado tanto tiempo #
+
+01:20:50.072 --> 01:20:52.322
+*Pero estaré allí*
+
+01:20:52.405 --> 01:20:54.114
+# Canto esta canción #
+
+01:20:55.490 --> 01:20:57.865
+Para pasar el tiempo
+
+01:20:58.365 --> 01:21:00.740
+# Conducir en mi coche #
+
+01:21:01.282 --> 01:21:03.365
+*Volviendo a casa por Navidad*
+
+01:21:07.283 --> 01:21:11.158
+Voy a tomar algo de tiempo
+Pero llegaré allí #
+
+01:25:47.699 --> 01:25:51.199
+*solía morderme la lengua*
+Y contener la respiración
+
+01:25:51.284 --> 01:25:55.035
+# Miedo a sacudir el barco
+Y hacer un lio #
+
+01:25:55.160 --> 01:25:57.992
+#Así que me senté en silencio#
+
+01:25:58.868 --> 01:26:01.368
+*Accedí cortésmente*
+
+01:26:02.368 --> 01:26:05.536
+# Supongo que me olvidé
+Tuve la opción #
+
+01:26:05.618 --> 01:26:08.703
+te dejo empujarme Más
+allá de mi punto de ruptura #
+
+01:26:09.411 --> 01:26:11.787
+No defendí nada # Así que caí
+
+01:26:12.204 --> 01:26:15.204
+por todo # *Me detuviste, pero
+
+01:26:15.788 --> 01:26:18.579
+me levanté* *Ya me estoy
+
+01:26:19.204 --> 01:26:21.746
+quitando el polvo* Oyes mi
+
+01:26:21.829 --> 01:26:24.788
+voz
+Escuchas ese sonido
+
+01:26:25.164 --> 01:26:27.747
+*Como un trueno*
+Voy a sacudir el suelo #
+
+01:26:27.872 --> 01:26:30.331
+*Me detuviste, pero me levanté* #
+
+01:26:30.831 --> 01:26:32.914
+Prepárate porque ya tuve
+
+01:26:32.997 --> 01:26:35.791
+suficiente # # Lo veo todo, lo veo
+
+01:26:36.165 --> 01:26:39.082
+ahora # *Tengo el ojo del tigre*
+
+01:26:39.165 --> 01:26:43.166
+*Un luchador*
+Bailando a través del fuego
+
+01:26:43.249 --> 01:26:45.958
+*Porque soy un campeón*
+
+01:26:46.042 --> 01:26:50.167
+*Y vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:26:50.249 --> 01:26:53.959
+# Más fuerte, más fuerte que un león #
+
+01:26:54.043 --> 01:26:56.584
+*Porque soy un campeón*
+
+01:26:56.918 --> 01:27:00.544
+*Y vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:27:07.836 --> 01:27:11.711
+*Vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:27:18.087 --> 01:27:22.256
+*Vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:27:29.507 --> 01:27:32.589
+# Ruge, ruge, ruge #
+
+01:27:33.049 --> 01:27:36.883
+# Rugido, rugido #
+
+01:27:36.965 --> 01:27:39.591
+*Tengo el ojo del tigre*
+
+01:27:39.674 --> 01:27:43.259
+*Un luchador*
+Bailando a través del fuego
+
+01:27:43.758 --> 01:27:46.175
+*Porque soy un campeón*
+
+01:27:46.466 --> 01:27:50.092
+*Y vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:27:50.177 --> 01:27:53.759
+# Más fuerte, más fuerte que un león #
+
+01:27:53.843 --> 01:27:56.302
+*Porque soy un campeón*
+
+01:27:56.385 --> 01:27:59.886
+*Y vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:28:07.179 --> 01:28:10.637
+*Vas a oírme rugir*
+
+01:28:16.931 --> 01:28:22.389
+*Vas a oírme rugir*